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The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

g ECOND story in Thompson Block, AZ feet wide,
- nearly 100 feet in depth, newly fitted up with
counting room and tables The best lighted room in
the city. Suitable for jobbing manufacturing, or
will be let for either, with plenty of storage room,
over Shepherd & Co.'s Wholesale Fancy Goods Store,
Nos. 12l-123 Middle Street. below the Post Office.
For particulars, inquire of II. E. THOMPSON, No.
32a Emery St. on the Spring St. horse car route,
where the keys may be found. ia2Od&wtf
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LOST AND FOUND.
REAL ESTATE.
Far Sale or to Eet.

A MODERN story French Roof Brick House on
IA Deering Street. with every convenience, in
good order for immediate occupancy. Price and
terms reasonable. Inquire of UPHAM s. GARDI-
NER, Real Est. Agents, No. Z Exchange st.
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Farm for Sale.

A FARM of about so acres, together with IA large
"A two story house and out buildings; situated IN
Scarboro known as the "Waterhouse Farm" and
lately occupied by Chas. Rounds. Inquire at the
office of SMITH & BIRD,
4s Exchange Street, Portland, Maine.
nOy1S d1W&W5vy4e
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EASTERN RAILROAD.
On and after Monday, Oct. 18th, 1876,
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,
TRAINS WILL LEAVE PORTLAND FOR

Boston 2.oO Except Mondays 900 a. M, 10 D. m.
arriving at 6.15 a M, 145. 7.55 D. M, in ample
time to connect with New York and Western trains,
Lynn, salem. NewburypOrt and Ports
mouth at 200 except Mondays),9 800 a. m $40 p.
m.
Gloucester and Rockport at o a. M, $40 p. m
Cover at a. M, $40 p. m.
w oiIboro Rochester and Great Falls at 0
m, $40 p. m.
Kirery, Eliot. south Berwick Junction,
North Berwick, Wells and kennebunk
at a. M, $40 p. m.
BiddefoFd, Saco, West Scarborough, Scar
borough and Cape Elizabeth at 8 a. M,
$40, 500 p. m.
TRAINS FOR PORTLAND LEAVE
Boston at $50 a. M, $780, 500 p. M, arriving in
Portland at LIS, SEQ p. m 1215 except Mondays
a. m.
Lynn at $50 a. M, 1888, S27 p. m.
Salem at 9.12 a. M, l TO- $40 p m.
Portsmouth at IL a. M, 2.57, 1914 p. m.
Dover at 1910 a. m, AS p. m.
Great Falls at 1922 q. m. 4.f0 D.
Kennebunk at 1911, 4.03. 11.20 p. m.
Biddeford at 500 a. M, 1890, 420, 11.3e pm
sacO at sos a. m, II SO, 425, 1l.42 p. m.
EASTERN RAILROAD TRAINS
directly through to points on the Maine Contra
Railroad without transfer and make direct connec-
tion in Portland with all Steamboats, and Railroads
diverging therefrom.
Pullman Parlor and Sleeping Cars are
run on all through trains. Stops for refreshmen
made at the usual places.
oeiidtf GEO. BACHELOR. supt.
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

1t was diplomatic husband who protested
to his wife: my dear, if it doesn't make
any difference to you, don't say brute and
'dolt! Use Germs milder, il not less incis-
i've. If must have curtain lectures, let them
at least be damask curtain ."-St. Louis
Republican,.
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Portland & Rochester II. II.
Arrangement Of Trains, commencing
Nov. :, 1876.

PASSENGER TRAINS FROM PORTLAND
Zoo "A. M. for Rochester, Nashua and
Worcester connects at Rochester with down
trains on Eastern and Boston & Maine Roads
at Nashua with Express Train for Lowell
and Boston, arriving in Boston at 1.30 p. NJ;
connecting at Aver Junction with Express
Train for Fitcbburg and n oosac Tun.
mel Line, and arriving at Worcester at 2.10 P.
NJ. connecting with trains South and West.
zoo ~ VI. Train connects at Rochester
with 8. a. nj. trains for Dover. Boston, &c.
400 p. w. New Work Express Drawing
Broom Car to Worcester and Sleeping car from
Worcester TO New York via Springfield all
rail connecting at Grand Trunk Junction
Portland with Trains from Montreal and way
stations, Lewiston and Auburn, and at West
brook Junction With trains of Maine Cent
raj r. r. from Bangor Rock land, and all inter-
mediate Stations, at Nashua for Lowell and
Boston, and at Worcester union Depot with
Boston Il Albany Railroad for SpriDgfeld Albany
Hartford New Haven and New York, arrivingat
New York about 500 a. m. sleeping car Is
reserved at Worcester for this train.
geo p. m. train for Gorham.
Tickets sold and baggage checked to all importan
points,
Express Train leaves Worcester ut 4.35 p.
W., connecting with Express trains leaving
Albany at 10 A. NJ, and New Work at 1000
A. NJ. arriving in Portland at Ills P. NJ.
RTickets can be found at BARNES BROS, No.
2S Exchange Street, and at the Depot
j. NJ. LUNT, supt:.
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House for Sale.

3D. STORY wooden house nearly new, Il finished
n rooms, good cellar and drainage, Sebago water
and gas; arranged for two families For further in
formation inquire on the premises, No. 167 New
bury street Portland, Me. oct27dtf
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UNIVERSAL SATISFACTION.
Has net found a Case that it did not re.
Iieye at once.
SANDFORD'S RADICAL CURE

LocAL-Because it is applied directly to the seat Of
disease. the nasal passage by insufflation where it
acts instantly clearing the head of mucous accumu
laions, allaying pain and soreness, subduing nfam
nation and gradually drying up the discharge.
CONSTITUTIONAL Because it is taken internally
where by its Alternative and resovent properties it
purifes the blood of the acid poison always present
in Catarrh, keeps TIE pores opeD the skin moist and
healthy, gives tone tine forces, improves
the appetite and enables the system, by its powerful
tonic influence to completely throw off the disease.
Each package contains Treatise on Catarrh and
DR.. Sanford's Improved Inhaling Tube. Price
$780, Sent TO any part Of the United States for
S125 For sale by Druggists everywhere. WEEKS
& POTTER, Boston, General Agents.
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

A Philadelphia man has discovered that
house may be heated by reflection. We hail
the discovery with joy, and hope to see the
tine when every man may sit down and re-
fleet few burning thoughts to warm up. his
domicile for the day; and then 60 down town
and dance jig of exultant defiance before
the Office door Of the starving coal dealer.
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EASTERN wAILROaD TRAINS
Grand Trunk r.. r.. of Canada.
ALTERATION I'm TRAINS.
WINTER ARIA N GEM EMIT

Cssszs51 On and after Monday, Nov. 18th, 1875
$z8e%eesSzu 3 trains will run as follows:
Express train 90 a. IN. for Auburn and Lewiston.
Mail train for Gorham and intermediate stations at
ITO a. m.
Express tram at lao p. m for Auburn and Lew
iston.
Mail train for Island Pond, tstopping at all sta
tons TO Island Pond)- connecting with night mail
train for Quebec, Montreal and the West at 1.5O
p. m.
p. m.
Trains will arrive as follows:
Mail train from Gorham and intermediate stations
$50 a. m.
Express from Lewiston and Auburn at s.45 a. m.
Mail from Quebec, Montreal and the West at 2.35
p. m.
Express from Lewiston and Auburn at $50 and
5.45 p. m,
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Boston & Maine
RAILROAD.
FALL ARRANGEMENT,
Commencing October m, 1875,


Passenger Trains will leave Portland for
Boston at 615, 900 a. M, $40 p. M, arriving
nt Boston at 1880 a. M, 145, 7.55 pm
Returning, leave Boston at $50 a. M, 1890
. $50 D. M, arriving mt Portland at LIS, 5.
6l5 p. IN.
For Lowell at els, 900 a. III, $40 D. ID.
For Manchester and Concord and Upper
RailrOad (via New Market Junction. at G. Is a.
M, and $40 p M; (via Lawrence) at 900 q. M.
For Great Falls at 6.15, 90 a. M, BIO p.m.
For Rochester, Pennington and Alton
Bay at 6.15, 900 a. m, $40 p. M
For Scarborough Beach, Il Iue Point, Old
Orchard Beach. saeo, Biddeford and
Aennebupk at 6.15, 900, a. m, 8 10, 800 p. m.
Morning Trains will leave Kennebunlk
for Portland at 720 a. m.
Trains on Boston & Maine road connect with all
steamers running between Portland and Bangor
Rockland, Mt. Desert Machas Eastport, CALAIS, st.
John and Halifax. Also connect with Grand Trunk
trains at Grand Trunk Station, and Maine Central
trains at Transfer Station.
All trains stop at Exeter 10 minutes for refresh
ments at trst-elass dining rooms.
Parior Cars on $40 P. Nj. train from Portland
and $50 A. NJ train from Boston.
j. Il. FURBER, Genl Supt.
S. II. STEVENS, Genr Ag't, Portland.
aus dit
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

She was brushing his hair, and he enjoyed
being fused over amazingly. Rolling up his
eyes, he said: My dear, why was Columbus,
when he landed in America, like me now?"
She couldn't tell him, and he explained: "Be-
cause he was tickled at being fust over."-
Chicago Tribune.
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For Sale.

I'm Lewiston, a Merchant Taors stock and bust
l. ness with fixtures in store. Good reasons fol
selling Address P. 0, Box 924, or j. T. SMALL
Real Estate Agent, Lewiston, Me- oct29eod6w
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RAILROADS.
MAINE CENTRAL Il. II.
Monday, October 25ih, 1875.

Trains leave Portland for Bangor, Wateryille
Belfast and Dexter at 1925 q. M, 'l.40 p. IN.
Skowhegan lao p. M
Augusta, Hallowel Gardiner, Brunswick t12.3 ),
100 a M, *1.40. sop. m.
Rockland II 90 a. M, ~l.40 D. m.
Bath tt 90 a. M, sl.4O, 500 p. IN.
Lewiston +. 90 a. M, 1.35, 5.15 p m.
Pennington *l.40 p. m.
The t1285 a. m. train for Bangor makes close con-
nection with Z. q n, A. Railway fol st. John and
Halifax.
Pullman Sleeping Car attached.
FParlor Car attached
mixed PAYSON TUCKER, Sup't.
Portland, Octoter 25, 1875. oc25dtf
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Mr.. Huxley, the learned scientist, writes:
Ihope Mr.---will not mix in philogene-
TIC staInmbaume with objective taxonomy."
We should greatly deprecate such thing
ourselves, but we are inclined to think that
the fellow is just about fool enough to do it.
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

"a Use SANFORD'S JAMAICA GINGER, SUI
perior to Composition, Hot Drops, etc.
oc16 noy2Od2tS&W
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

"Whazzer mazzer me?" Indignantly fin.
quired the fellow sitting on the curbstone,
blinking at the officer as if the light hurt his
ewes. "Whazzer mazzer me? Juzzer same
old thing-hyp'de lection whizzy.''-
Brooklyn Argus.
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24
For Sale mt "a Bargain,

"A NICE House, centrally located. containing 10
"A well finished rooms, having Sebago and gas
throughout For further particulars inquire of T.
T. MEAHER, Cor. Preble and Congress Streets
nOy17 DIFF
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

1t Is related of Partisan portrait painter
that having recently painted the portrait of a
lady, critic who had just dropped in to see
what was going on in the studio, exclaimed,
SIT is very nicely painted, but why did you
take such an ugly model" SIT is my moth
en-" calmly replied the artist. sob! pardon
thousand times" from the critic, in great
confusion, "you are right; ought to have
perceived it. 1t resembles you completely"
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24
Gossip and Gleanings.

Family jars are too often jugs.-N. 0. Re-
publican.
The Portland daily press., 1875-11-24

The New Orleans Republican says the ter
ritory of Africa is used principally for explor-
ing purposes.
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25
PORK RAISING,

=Ji!l;..E =:
Ny own theory: Of pork. raising,
based upon experience, observation,
and probably a. little philosophy OF
the thing. il written sto9r the benefit. of
Others, would " ! q : follows: During
hot summer months I would feed very
little solid feed, such as corn in the
ear or uncracked. | would keep hogs
upon green feed .constantly-;either
grass, oats Or rye-and feed them at
regular intervals, once or twice per
day, upon mashed fecd-either shorts,
chopped cats or rye, buckwheat, ETC.,
fed in trough. When fed in this way
and and Ct the ,1. same time allowing access
towater and shade hogs will bear
erewding through the hot, months-a
very coed timer if. not the best, to
take On flesh. This puts them in the
best condition for corn feeding, which
should commence about The LIT Of
September, when. them erop.is still
ssft and tender. Treated in this way
hogs become probably As perfect Is
any method could make. them. +. Upon
the whole, too, I believe it. the cheap
est and most economical. y Ger,aa,,-
toson 7aegraph., -:
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25

The armies of Europe are now
larger than ever. That of Germany
contains in round numbers more than
. million and q half Of. men; ; that Of
Russia, million and a quarter that
Of France, over. a million. = that of
Austria, $50, geo; that Of italy, $780,
600; and that Of England, 100000.
In all, more than four millions and d
half of able-bodied men employed in
the military serviceaat an aggregate
expense, without counting the loss OF
their abstraction from productive
pursuits ST not less than three tRpus.
and millions Of dollars year. And
yet there il ,noipresent. prebabilitvio i
any war in Europe, md thsse 81
wildering. lie, maintained mai . lied
for prudential reasons alone , y
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MISCELLANEOUS.

Several factories have begun to
manufacture bandboxes six feet high,
intended for the coming bonnet"
The Massachusetts school fund
now amounts to $2,500,0OO. The
finest buildings in Massachusetts, are
school-houses.
BY a lecture gratuitously deliver
ed at Hartford on Friday evening by
Mark Twain, 81, 200 was secured for
the poor Of that city.
The condition of the working
population of Berlin is greatly de-
pressed, employment being scarce and
wages low.
AT last accounts Bishop Whipple
was in Havana, Cuba. His general
health improving but suffering good
deal with pain in his face.
In England, blacks and whites
are buried together. A dispatch an
nounces that "Sir Charles Lyell was
buried on Saturday with Great
Pomp."
"A Vermont sheep breeder recon.
mends . tablespoonful Of sulphur I'd
two quarts Of salt as a: feed to sheep
that will exterminate ticks. Feed
this twice a month.
Out Of twenty-seven games of
chess played simultaneously by the
great French player, M. Rosenthal,
at the Palais Royal, he lost but one;
won twenty-three, and three were
drawn.
Seed grain for spring sowing
al should be secured and put in readi+
ness. It is important to have barley
free from oats, as quite a difference in
price is the result Of such mixture.
3: Bl7'rininng the grain is the best way to
remove the OATS
This touching little story comes
from Paris: "A genial, bald-headed
gentleman, while in Paris, went one
day to the Geological Gardens. The
weather was warm, and he laid down
on bench. Presently he fell asleep,
and was aroused by warmth
about the head. An infatuated o.
trich had come along, and, mistaking
his head for an egg, settled down,
with the determined resolution to
hatch it,
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25

The new postal cards are. to- !be Of
a violet blue tint Tbe border and
all directions as to where; and how: to
write name and address will be dis.
pensed with A monogram formed
Of the letters ~. S." will be printed
onsthe card in black ink. This will
be on the upper left hand corner;
across which will be the words p stal
Care" >. The vignettee-Liberty,, With
her luxuriant tresses hanging down
her back and confined" by a.. cap:
adorns the upper left-hand corner.
The new cards will be identical. in
size with the old ones: -. .'...'
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25
Notice Of Mortgage, ToTso li5

/. Whereas default has been made in the, kendt
ttons Of certain mortgage made, executed ,aadd1
livered BY Elizabeth Moore .snx JOHN kobf6s. Id
husband, mortsagors, Il! Hapeoodsd tos,aius cot
besriis d.se February S. 4: B. fs1 snd, 4eecsSs
in the Office Of the Register' Of Dee ID it'd 'f6l
stearns county, Minnesota on the 1shtaayof Nay
a D. pesas Ss2sa 81 Ia he
tmortgageis conveyed and That trscf
piece and parcel land situate and 6str taatsaiI
county, State Of Minnesota, described follow 4
VT: The soVth-half (iy 81 the solth:east qns!s@
huud red and twenty-two {122l NORTH Of range iHl
;thirty-two 1872 west, containing 50 acres Of lanH
according to government survey thereof; AMI
which was given to, secure the sum Of $780,
mortgage, and there Is now claimed to; Be due 4
The date Of this notice; upon the note 30 secured
the sum Of 1914 90 for principals md interest. and
Or otherwise to recover f6e debt remaining al
andsccured by ssid mortgage; or tiny part thereof
b., Now. therefore, notice Is hereby. -b
reason of the default made in the aid
sss a IL and ~ RS5
case made and provided thesaid mvrt6A&ei win sbf
foreclosed BY the sale the real described ii
said mortgage, At puBlic Auction; to the higheaE
ty at the front door Of the Court House. hnthe eit
of ST. Cloud. in said Stearns countysonSATURDkT
THE Sd DAY OF APRIL, & D:'. 1875, e two
O'Clock In the afternoon Of that dsy, ID piy Ind
satisfy the amount them dneion astd .lnongae{
Guiding $500 an Attorneys Zee; - stipllsiea
In said mortgage: ---....-... :-:it&>.- -
q: Dated February: 18th. A. D. 1s1;itI eus,ys.sJ
5v.::1 ,-..,.-..- Sheriff 81 ssSMSSc1c S 1iSd
" .L.w. COLLINS. ..l.-......I ,HxlGoeD 4ees |
10. / :, Attorney.J.,..,.. 49,; Mortgage
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The T'RIBuNEt''EX u i Z
PAMPHLET; SERIES;

= s..t
No. e.-Illustrated Lectures on Astronomy. hy
Richard A. Proctor and Lectures by Prof Agassiz
at the Anderson School. =. :::!;....::..,-... 1888
No. 15.-Discoveries on the sight Of Ancient Troy
Letters by Bayard Taylor ) Brown-Sequard's Lei.
lures on the Nerves; Proctor'sf Farewell Lectures
on Astronomy, = ~. -.........- o.. .....-.
No. Educating of the National Academy ofsci-
ence, April 1874, and the American Oriental Soci-
ETY., May, 1874; BrownSequard on the Double
Brain ): Ex-Surgeen-Ge General Hammond on tho e.
fects of Alcohol; J. T. Fields on Iongfellow, ete.
No. 21.-One Year Of Science. Illustrated. Coz
gia's and Bielas Comets; Chemtstry's Centennial
American: Science Association and Pathological
Convention at Hartford. j. 3, ...~<4:
No. 23-Tyndall on Science and Religion; Hut
ley on Origin OF Life Belfast Addresses Prof.
Owen on Mans Earliest History; MeCosh's Reply
to Tyndall. ...... ..,-... ......-. -
{: No. 25:-Gladstone on the Vatican Degrees yih
full0 Manning's and Acton's Replica :,t: -.
!; No. 2e.-The Bible and Science; Lectures bysD
j. " Dawson, Principal Of McGill College, Non.
treal and the Rev. pr: Howard CEqeby.,;sia IL
!. Either Of the above pamphlets mailed to my nd
dress in the United States on receipt Of price E(
cents each three for ntE eentsf Of apxatyo With
The TRIBUNE ALMANAC tof 1875 ahe fes4sysehtt
!: All of the pamphlets postpaid for o. 4tsrssoz
Z Address THE TRIBQN2t
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Bla:nj, Ks 8: y


We keep constantly on hand, printed from new
~'' DEEDS.
S% nit.ssisS, ~ e assssss;isHs o,,s.s. a.
DISTRICT COURT. ..-. ~
snmuons, Execations,
Certif's Of Comparisond eYeriacation BY Party.
-" AuthentieatiOn,I ~" =" 49," Attorney,
50, Notes Of Issue, J VI Transcript Of Docket
JUSTICE COURT.
Appeal-Afidavit for Garntshee Summons, ~
!" Notice Of 10 Observation-Disclosures
Nets pa:s IN
1s,;"". Affidavit A! in Executions, E
, ~" WrltOf Summons,
Replevin--Afadsyi In subpenss.,' =,
R Wit Of y
MISCELLANEOUS.
En- Fs 81 a.:S.ne' ). Leases.
TOWN BLANKS.
50 0 or sh 'tne'0o'e Or bound in books Of
4a:t it T Be- .:s 3 s s ~ 4e..
Bill;hs q Att xith .isd.~it attached.
Notice Of Town Meetins.<:,4 =.
Bond Of Town Treasurer,
" Constable. =.
Justice of the Peace.
Notice to District Clerk Of Election of Justice Of
the Peace 't e.
Notice OF Election Of Constable. 49,.
HrOrders from the country, for any quantity
1S-Blanks Of ali kinds printed to order on short
notice. .,l....
We have added to our already large stock Of
blanks the following:i!.j
DISTRICT, COURT. :: 3D.
Bond for Attachment, Notice Of Argument, .,
Affidavit for Bond on appeal
Writ Affidavit for Garnish.
Bond in Replevin, ment,
Affidavit in Garnishee Summons, r
Complaint & Notice,
Defendants Bond in Re- Notice Of Retainer,
plev1n. Bond for Costs.
Sheriff's Certificate onI Satisfaction of Mortgage
Execution Sale, 90 Partial Release Of Mert-
Sherif's Certificate on -. gage, l.. i.,..
Foreclosure by Ad- Bond for Deed,
vertisement Bill Of Sale.
School District Bonds Contracts.s
with coupons. -
Township Blanks and Books furnished to order.
Address
W. B. MITCHELL, l.
St. Cloud MINI
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25
Causes Of Nervousness.

The maladies which above all others cause ner-
vousness, are dyspepsia, biliousness and constipa
ton. The great sympathetic nerve which connects
the epigastric region with the brain, is always In
juriously affected il the stomach and bowels arsdis
ordered; permanent arrangement Of. the fune.
lions Of those organs reacts BY sympathy upon the
entire nervous system. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters in restoring tone and regularity to the diges
tive apparatus, and overcoming constipation, pr
manently remedy the nervous complaints which
originate in alimentary weakness or disturbances
They are the very best nervine that can b used
BY eradicating the exciting causes Of nervous
weakness, they permanently overcome the dis.bili-
~ itselE But this-is not raN. By checkinx the
maladifs which eaase nerxousness, they build Up
anewthesystem Weakened and depleted by nervous
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25
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Give your son . good education
land settled purpose in life, and Ewhen
he is q man he will not BE content to
set back Of . grocery stove and crack
his fnger:joints. ~ .s.<.. ,,.s:
A Chicago preacher has locked
himself up in9the' fourth stsry, and
draws his meals up with . BEDFORD.
He H. says they cant getup any SANDER
GUS item about him. .
- The ghost Of Noah Webster
came to spiritual medium in Ala
bama, not long since, and. wrote on a
strip of paper 1T il ,tite ttimes."'-
Noah was right, battwe are worry TO
see he has comeback on hin adictions,
Ery:: =
"Why, Iohabod, I thought you got
married more'n year ago. 'tWell,
Aunt Jerusha, it was talked Of,
but found out that the girl and her
folks were opposed to it, and so I just
gave 'em all the mitten and let the
thing DROP"
A Milwaukee paper thinks ut is
simply absurd to talk about woman
being qualified to fill every position
in life that a man fills. For instance,
what woman could lounge around the
stove in corner grocery and lie
about the number of fish she caught
last summer?"
Machinery has reached a great
state of perfection. An exchange re-
marks: We recently saw some burnt
peas put into the hopper of a coffee
mill, and in less than two minutes
they were; occupying a place in a gro
Gerry window, labeledst Fine Old Mo.
| cha
go away! Leave me with my
dead Let me fling myself ION his
coffin and die there !" That was in
Nebraska six months ago, and now
the widow has won another trusting
SOUL. and number ones portrait is in
the attic, faceto thewall.-Detroit FREQ
Press.
An inebriate stranger precipita:
ted himself down Stair, and q 81 strik.
ing the landing reproachhlly, apps.
trophized himself with: eff you'd
been a-wantin' t, come down stairs,
why in thunder didn't you say 80, you
wooden-headed old fool, an':oPd a
come with you, an showed you the
Wayis: .: y. =
"A Swiss boatmau recently pulled
a would-be suicide out Of Lake Gene:
Va, An hour Of. two after the boat-
man discovered the same man hong
ing by the neck to a tree, but did not
interfere this time. The magistrate
summoned him to answer why he did
not prevent the suicide, and he re.
piled that he supposed the gentleman
had only hung himself up to dry. -
The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-25

A correspondent. writes to the
springfield Republican bit of news
relating to country school: houses in
Massachusetts:
2"Driven from the desk by the heat,
the teacher stays in the floor from ne e,
cessity, and when so warm that it is
no longer endurabls lets down. as;;w win
dow, which exposes some of the schel.
ars to a draught, or opens the door,
thereby freezing the @feet'@'of others
Wesay' freezing, adyisedly, having
known 81 instances where Il heels and
toes have been frozen sitting in a
Massachusetts school room.s .sa.l5: j..