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The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

most peaceful States Of the Union. On tn
contrary order has prevailed, life and pro
perry have been protected, rights have bee1
secured and the peace of the State has beel
maintained everywhere throughout GU
borders. Every function of government ba
mad Its normal and wholesome exercise
Steady industry has added to our wealth and
a tide of immigration has increased oul
numbers. Under the influence of self-gov
eminent, mutual confidence and general
quetude our labors have been prospered and
our property enhanced in value. Equal laws
| lmpartially administered have secured the
rights Of all and an absolute equality before
the law. Our beloved State is resuming her
career Of prosperity and needs nothing but
repose.
| conjure you, Legislators of the Republic.
to protect us from the threatened encroach-
ment implore you this day, hallowed as
the birthday of the great lover and defender
of liberty, to check usurpation before it at
tains unconquerable power l beseech you
to preserve the peace, and hold Off from us
the hand of Executive violence
As to what may happen if we are forced to
resistance, | need only say that know my
rights as free citizen, and my duty as the
Chief Magistrate Of Arkansas
It is well that inform you that have for
warded copies of the foregoing joint resolu-
tons to the Governors of all the States as a
fraternal warning against the arbitrary inroads
of Executive power. What is the case of
Arkansas to-day may be theirs tomorrow.
Having confidence that patriotism will out
weigh party spirit, l have the honor to re-
main,
(Not signed) AUGUSTUS H. GARLAND,
Governor.
His Excellency Gov. Garland will be good
enough to pardon the liberty taken with his
lame in the above sketch Meantime we
viii leave the reader to imagine the effect
which such document might have upon the
public mind. To get realizing sense of
UGH effect, let Vermont be supposed to be !:
ne State in which Grant proposed to over {
urn the whole fabric of government and in |
tall usurping Governor through Sheridan's
oldiers The yells of indignation would s
cho along the Green Mountains loud enough {
} awaken the dust of Ethan Allen from the G
rave a
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
The Wonderful Arkansas Message What
Does His EXcellercy Mean,

In the early days of the English alliance
with Louis Napoleon, when the straneeness
OF his conduct puzzled the English mind and
hlled 1T with uneasy misgivings, the laureate
MIR. Tennyson, published little poem. OF
which we are able to recall these lines:
1t is true we have faithful ally,
But only the devil knows what ne means.
perplexity like that expressed by the
English poet is felt by the Republican party
IN relation to the unaccountable conduct OF
their faithful ally" his Excellency. The
parallel may not hold at all points, for, as
somebody has quantity said, comparisons do
not go on all tours.
But there are some obvious poins of resem-
blance. Ulysses Simpson Grant, like Louis
Napoleon Bonaparte, had a sudden and sur
prsing rise to political eminence which be-
lied every rational calculation which could
have been founded on their previous condi-
ton. Ulysses when he was a clerk in his
fathers tannery in Galena, had as little pros
pect of becoming President of the United
States as Louis had of becoming Emperor of
france when he was State prisoner at Ham.
or when he Struggled himself into Bouloene
with his tame eagle. Ulysses, like Louis, is
one OF the most taciturn of men, the Spbinx
OF American as Louis was of French poli-
tics.
In ambition the resemblance is as close as
that between two peas from the same pod.
In political connection his Excel,ency Ulys-
SEES has never been member OF the Republi-
can party, only its ally" but whether a
'talthful ally" in any other than that scorn.
full, lronical sense in which the poet laureate
employed this phrase, is question on which
Kepubllcan opinions may perhaps differ |
nation goes abroad and seeks an |
"ally only when conscious that its SEN
arate strength is not equal to some emer-
gency, and political party goes outside
Of Its own ranks to pick up candidate only
from similar motives Of self-distrust. Analjy
consults only his own interest, as the Rennb,
lican party has found to its cost. His Frcel-
ency is pursuing his ambitious views hr
methods which asound the other party to the
alliance and cause true and tried Republicans
Ike Vice President Wilson, to wrino the;r
hands in torturing amazement. His Excel.
ency Is not only Sphinx but stupendons
puzzle, and ''only the devil knows
What be means"
His Excellency has cut loose, not ONLY fro,o
consultations with the recognized and or
redited Republican leaders, but from a. a.
dyiee OF his own Cabinet. When his craa
ure, Belknap, telegraphed to New Or,.ans ]
hat 1.-the President and all of US" war,ris !,
ndorsed the wild utterances of Gen. Sbar;
Ian, 1t afterward came to light that he T.,
cheney al ne had directed the approval ' a arA
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
THE BULLETIN FOR The COUNTRY.

GA Saturday next we propose to issue an
edition of the BULLETIN especially prepared
for circulation in the country. In addition to
articles on the current topics of the day, it
will contain reports Of the speeches ON Louis
lana affairs, delivered by some of the most
distinguished men who have raised their
voices in our behalf in the halls OF Congress-
Having already received large orders for
Saturdays BULLETIN, we will put forth one of
the largest editions ever issued in New Or
leans Oar mercantile friends, having bust
ness connections with the country. will sub
serve their interests by sending in their
advertisements or orders for papers as soon
as possible.
We shall print, with other matter in this
issue the grand speech Of Senator Gordon on
the Louisiana case, and also. if possible, the
speech Of Carl Schurz
Papers in wrappers, ready for mailing, can
be obtained by applying at the counter of this
Office.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

that call of us" were not consulted. And il
now appears that the astounding Arkansas
message, which caused Thoughtful Republicans
to stare and gasp" was prepared and sent
to the Senate without even consulting SO aD-
ject and complying a Secretary as Belknap,
his Excellency designing to seek no other al
wiser than that paragon of probity and pl nix
of statesmen. Boss Shepherd
All of his noted public acts since we first
proffered our friendly suggestion have been
calculated to aid us in convincing the country
that our advice is as reasonable as it is timely.
Almost every day his Excellency adds some
fresh proof to the growing accumulation in
favor of his making way for the moderate and
judicious Republican statesman who would
succeed him on his retirement, and who is
aid to "wring his hands at his Excellency's
deplorable blunders.
We venture to console Vice President Will
son by the suggestion that he has not pene-
trated the great political secret. The thought
has not yet struck him that his Excellency is
merely playing into the hands of the Herald,
and trying to aid it in convincing the coun-
try that il is expedient for the President to
resign. Instead of wringing his hands over
the doom which impends over the Republican
party in consequence of Grants astounding
Mr. Wilson should cliff up his
head and rejoice" at the evident intention of
MS Excellency to reconcile the country to his
Early retirement from office. If all the news
papers in the United States had persistently
.epeated the advice of the Herald, they could
lot have done so much to make the idea of
resignation popular as his Excellency has ac-
omphshed by his strange and otherwise I'M
course.-N Z. Herald, Feb. II.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

"Mother, l should not be surprised if our
Susan got choked some day" "Why, my
SON." because, her bean twisted his arms
around her neck the other night, and if she
had not kissed him to let her 60, he would
have strangled her"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

A Memphis fortune teller told man tina. O
fortune of twenty thousand dollars was coming
to him the next week. and he shelled out f fly
dollars to his wife to buy new suit. When
too late he learned that his wife had fixed the
thing with the old woman.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
Paragon Baking Powder the best of all.

For mems and boys wear, fine cassimeres
tweeds and Kentucky jeans at popular prices.
NJ. l.. Byrne & Co., 1G3 Canal street.
"Killed, 2141 wounded, 2115 total, 4256."
This is sheridan official report of the mum.
Der Of victims of Southern malice in Lou
isiana since 1866. This dumping" of NOR
tality lists will serve Grant Butler, Conklng,
Sherman and Morton, and, perhaps, Logan.
The people, however, call for chill of par
ticulars." Sheridan gives figures, now let
him give time, localities, circumstances ETC.,
of the killing and wounding Grant does not
require it of him, but the people whom he
has slandered do require it. Let him show
how he makes the count. -(O,wier-Jour7,a!
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DIED.

MARION Tuesday February 10, 1875, at r. NJ ,
Mary Mari aged about thirty years. native of
ubn, and resident of this city for the past Ell h.
teen months.
The friends and acquaintance of the family are
respectfully invited to attend her funeral which will
take lace from tn. residence of her brother on
Perdi street between Broad and White This
Afternoon, at 49, o'clock.
Dublin Ireland) and Barrow Inverness England
papers please copy
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

AT parting at a Chicago railroad depot,
''Do not forget or cease to love me r muir
INJURED the husband. Never. never r
sobbed the wife, and she pulled out hand
kerchief and tied knot in il, that she might
remember
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
Established IN 7S3335.
THE TWO OLDEST HOUSES IN THE TRADE
CONSOLIDATED.
NIT u II E!
McCRACKEN & BREWSTER,

33 ---..- Royal street III
Propose to remain in the business, and having tho
largest stock of CHEAP and DESIRABLE GOODS
in the market prepared to fill both city and coun-
try orders lower than any other house in the
trade that they closing out at auction as 9th
ers pretend that they doing
MR.. HENRY W. SPEAR,
so long with Messrs Sampson Bros. will be found
with us ready to show his friends and patrons every
attention.
McCRACKEN & BREWSTER,
RI Royal street. ia
We cheerfully recommend Messrs McCracken d
Brewster to our friend. and customers ur success
sors fully confident that every satisfaction viii DO
ryen SAMPSON BROS.
Fl 1m2dp
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Time Of Arrival and Departure or Ma,,s


PROM TIE
NEW ORLEANS POST OFFICE.
arrives at 2 M. -
Mobile-Closes at 3:45 P. H.; arrives at 2:aD PM
II NJ. '' ~'os -
=, Western Mail-Closes at 4 P. NJ; arrive. ~
Texas and Shreveport Maila-Arrives daily. Ar,
cHept Sundays. at T: NJ. Closes daily. EXCEPT
Mau by Morgan's Railroad Closes ATTAIN.
TAM. ~ :. H'' af1'ves .
m Vcksburg and Coast Mail-Closes on Tuesd.,.
PI aaygem mieaaeT pa,y. and Friday at lam
T Tvalssoay and Friday at $50 A. H.; arrives a.
I nsnsy saturday ard Thursdsy at Q P. II.
4:sS p p " naii-Oaoses It A. NJ: arrives
t. ktaeight !, for Liverpool, Antwerp and Rrema,
san oS this line, and through bills of ading evea
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
carpet Wureho,xso

r. ,,,;;c... Chartres street =.
sel s1 Taness. Wilton, Administer Velvet Bru.
FLOOR OH CLOTHS Ena,;sb
W1N IndMGs 500 rolls White Check and Fancr
T " rn .J11I- SHADES Table and Piano Co1arS
Variety AAAN GOOOS OF Great
Fla SuWeFradp "a o1 Rpn y
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

How charmingly naive she is" said a
young bean to a crusty old gentleman.
knave" exclaimed the latter. gazing
through his spectacles toward the coquet-
fish beauty indicated. 81 should say more
of q fnnl z
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Is il not positive proof that Il man is not
free agent when he goes to the expense of
entertaining company in honor Of the birth
day OF his mother-in- law
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
special Notice.
we have this day appointed
MIR. Louis Grunewald.

EAI GhUNEWALD HALL
Is, 20 and 22 Baronne street. N.,,
OUR EXCLUSIVE AGENT,
For the Sale of our
FL + Ell PIANOS.
fo' '''o southern States of the United States of
America.
PLEYEL, WOLFF CO..
p,,,s ra. Piano Manufacturers
F9 SuWeSa 1ni2p w. A0'f
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

An advertisement for dry goods clerk
reads thus: Wanted, a young man to be
partly outdoor and partly behind the coun-
ter It doesn't specify what part of the
young man is to be outdoor.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

little boy couldn't remember the text ex-
actly. but thought it was something about a
hawk between two pigeons. 1t was "Why
halt We between two opnions?"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Ayoung lady who went to tho city to see
what was Advertised as "Spectacular
Drama came home greatly disappointed.
She says not one of the actors wore spectacles.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

The Shakespeare Club. who have been
domiciled at the Globe Theatre, have removed
their club rooms over Hawkins's Saloon. cor
ner Common street and Varieties Alley.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

French writer says that not one American
in hundred has handsome ohm; but then.
Just think of the cheek.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

"lt is discouraging to think" said a COM
planning shoemaker, chat whatever pains I
may take with my work, it is suro to be
trampled under foot.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

''The great need of Cairo, said a capitalist
after being taken over the town, sis a fine
tooth comb factory, with retail store in con-
nection"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

els there any man in this town named Az
ternoon Y inquired Mississippi postmaster,
as he held up letter directed ..P. NJ"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

BHchnaau's
70 POPULAR SHOE STORE
No,, - lamp street Under CITY Ho,.,
,, ne" Goods, New Styles faultless IN a. "' e.
wear at s" fnl line for family and planta. .i,
~ pii'es ihVltlng competition by
Il. f. W. BACHEAN
- /. " 2dp 1a Camp street. nnder ~ ,'ng1s'
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

The New York SIN calls upon Mr.. Bergh to
protect the babies that are spanked too much.
This is reaching the bottom of The humanita-
rian argument.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Why is the end of fsh's tail like tba
Prince Imperial of France? Because it is tbe
last of the honey parts.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Here's another domestic difficulty" said
Brooklyn woman as she found her bread
heavy.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Two sisters -twins-haye to be told every
thing together, because they are SO exactly
alike they can't be told apart.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Z hla'leable glass that can be hammered is
nothing new Mr.. Bugsius has glass still
nnbroken, though he has kept punch in it
at intervals for several wears.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

At an agricultural dinner the following
toast was given: "The game of fortune
Shuttle the cards as you will. spad IS must
win"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

A Chicago preacher has locked himself up
in the fourth story and draws his meals up
by bed cord. lie says they can get up no
SANDER about him.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

What makes you look so glum. Tom p"
''oh mad to endure a sad trial to my feel
ings." '.What on earth was it?" why, had
to tie on pretty girls bonnet with her
mother looking"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
HOjylN,stI,
ENGRAVER AND PRINTER.

EN- AND FHINXERs
Is st. Charles Street.
Bau Invitations, Wedding and Visiting Cards.
neatly engraved and printed. Also, all kinds d
seneral Engraving in the best style. Ball COM
mlttees are specially invited to call and sec his
selection OF orders Of dancing and German
lavors, as he is satisfied that the most iastidioue
will be pleased nist
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Patrons Of husbandry Mothers with mar
riageable daughters.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

News Of the weak Marriage notices.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17
jacob OFT.

Jacob OFT,
O A r p E N T f R,
289 Magazine Street, Corner Calliope,
Is prepared to execute all orders in the Car.
penter and Building line, with promptness, neat
ness and dispatch. Cisterns made and repaired
nj tf2dp
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-17

Open-order -"Six on the half she'll"
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AGGREGATE ASSETS, 81 100000 90.
MOBILE FIRE DEPARTMENT INSURANrr
COMPANY
Re-insured by the
Cluzens' Mutual Insurance Company, Stonev,u
insurance Company, Mobile Mutual Insurance
COMPANY washington Fire and Marine InsuI.
Iii.H' RIVER MARINE
Risks taken at the Lowest Tariff Rates. bv
L. W. BAQUIE Agent
Wv IN No. IL Carondelet stnaat
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The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1875-02-19

THE town clerk Of Fairport, Illinois,
must bo an Irishman. They have a dog
tax down there, and the other day the
clerk advertised in q local paper call
persons not having licensed dogs must
call on the undersigned within thirty
days and obtain one.
REMARKABLY low temperature has
prevailed this season all over the world.
Even in the Sandwich Islands the
weather has been so chilly that the
natives have been forced to put ON two
paper collars. n Detroit Fress Press.
"THE child has since died." is the
laconic remark which a Pennsylvania
paper affixes to an account of twelve
year old girl who had already mastered
logic, rhetoric, geology, botany and the
mysteries of mental and moral science.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1875-02-19
Married BY TELEGRAPH.

The Wheeling Inteligencer is respon-
sible for the following:
The other day Mr.. John Wise and Miss
Said Hayes, arrived in Bridgeport from
the rural districts, and, after registering
at the Cochran House, expressed de-
sire to be united in the holy bonds of
matrimony without delay.
Squire Howell shortly arrived and
preparations we're made for the ceRomo-
ny which was to make Said Wise. New
er having been a benedict, Johns expe-
rience in the manner of tying the matri-
monial knot was not extensive, and he
had very un-Wisely left the marriage Ii
cense at the county-seat. Here wasa di-
lemma! for a short time only. Some one
whose presence of mind was remarkable
considering the trying ordeal, suggested
that the gOom telegraph to st. Clairsville
for the license, which was to have been
sent down on the bus. The idea was
Immediately put in execution. Ross J.
Alexander, well known legal gentle
man was called upon, and gave it as his
his opinion that if the license were issued
the marriage would bevalid although the
document was not in the possession of
the groom. An answer was had shortly
from st. Clairsville, to the effect that the
license had been issued, and everything
being according to Hoyle, ina twinllling
two hearts were made one, and another
craft had been launched upon tho peril
Gus sea of matrimony, The groom was
seventy four and the bride twenty-eight.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1875-02-19

A COlOred Martyr.
Arcadian.

Disturbing the peace, " said his hon
or, as Samuel, cOlored, stood on the line
"Sturbing the peace, ehl"
eyes, sir; you are charged with throw
ing a stone through a saloon window"
Proving a stone, eh2"
eyes rir; throwing a stone, and then
running away"
Running away, eh}"
eyes, sir; what have you got to say for
yourself
"Dey say I frode a stone, ehl
eyes. sir. ="
"An dat run away"
eyes, sir.
"And dat l was cotchedl"
eyes, sir. "
"And dat L was fotched here7"
eyes, sir; do you plead guilty OF not
guilty."
The prisoner buttoned up his coat,
shifted around to face the audience and
then stretched out his arm and de-
manded
"Whar's de man who sayed 1 frode a
stun"
No answer.
"Whar's de man who says runaway
Painful suspense.
"Whar's dc accuser?"
The officer in the case had failed to
put in an appearance, as well as the
witnesses, and the prisoner was dis
charged He left the court room with
dignifed step, and as crowd assembled
around him at the door he was heard
saying;
"Sposen hadn't stood up dar and
made dem speeches! Whar' would be
now2"
And the old north wind moaned
around the gables, tumbled over the
house-roofs, and sadly echoed: "Wharl'
Il Detroit Free Press.