The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-06-04

let Inc know"
by MALI" | inquired.
"No; by my telegraph. Sit in a very
hot room, or eat anything you know to
be bad for You, or sleep with your I'll
dows shut down,-there are many ways
to summon me, and [ will attend to the
call at once, and let you have any num-
Der of my most active children TO try
their fists on the tenderest part of your
head"
L thanked Mrs. Headache, and went
home Just as fast I could.-St. Nicholas
for .JN}e.
Little .JohHnY'S -iM"CdOf"s.
Kittens is born blind, but babies is
fetched to the house by the dOcktor, and
that's why [ say dogs is the king OF
beasts. My picter Duke says lions is,
but where is their crowns. Ide ike for
to no! Towser, that's the dog that died.
he was always for putin his fore fleets
up on the winder and lOOkin out. SO
one day me and Uncle Ned we took the
lookin glass off my mothersos dressin
table and hung it on the fastner wich
keeps the bugler's from gittin III the
wiuder. Then We let TOwser into the
! rOOm, and he walked strait to the viii
der, and raired up to see wat kind OF Il
day the weather was, and wen that dog
he see hisself in the glas he give a frite-
lie groul and hooked it ont into the pas
age like he Wide rip up the carpet with
his tose, and a knOckin over Mary, that's
the house made, a fechin in the cole
scuttle, wich sreeked dredtle, vile Tow
Ser he tribe to open the strete door his
own self. Uncle Ned he hOllered let
him out, johnny, let him out, fare pla is
Il julie, and may the bes dog win. SO
wen | had got the dore open jest a little
tiny bit, TOwser be sqloZe threw and
ran to the winder OvtSide, with his teeth
all 4 shown, and his hair strait mp, you
never seen Scch a desprit lOOkin dog
Jest then there Was a other dog a gOin
by. wich was ii tramp, and it was SO ugly
| and NANCY, and mean lookin that there
wasent never sech a dog livd cept thatn.
But the mint TOwser he see him he give
a yellup, Towser did, like sayin that's
him, and went and caught him by the
ear. But the other dog it licked him SO
crewel he was sick a week.
One time in Messico, Were the dogs
don't have 10 hair onto en-, a travler he
called his man and said James, cos that
was his mans name, Inca goin toa dept
the fashion of the country, YOU take my
dog and shave him smooth, every little
bit of hair of, and be quick a bout it, COS
[ want to take him with me wen [ go for
a wock down town. But James was a
Trade to shave the dog, SO he swept him
of to a man wich was a goin by, and got
a natif dog, same size, and after a vile
Ter he said wOt a difrence 1t makes, wy,
he looks aImOce like a other dog. Pretty
srne the t~ravler he wOcked down town,
mity proud Of his fashionable dog wich
James led with Il string. Bimeby they
come to a man a settin by Il open dOre,
hollerin wock up, gentlemens, wock up,
only five shillins to see the shO, and
wen the new dog herd the man it broke
a way, and whaggled its tail, and jumped
rite on the man wich was a hollerin wock
mp. The man he said, 0, 0, yrre sab
bage dog has bit he, and / got Il big
family to support Then the travler he
turnd to James and said take the dog Il
way, Shawn has spilled his temper, and
James luke it Il way but grinned.
Wen thay was gon, James and the dog,
the travler he said to the man wlch had
got the big family, here is Il Sowing for
You, my good Teller, don't cri, wot have
you got in yure sho? And the man he
said wock in and see, Sir, you are on the
free list, COS you have pade me for ynre
sabbage dog worryin' me. So the travler
he went in the sho, and there he sees his
own dog il a cage, wich he had brot mp
from a puppy, and there was a card on
the cage. and the card it said III big let
ters the Wunhe Canine Mirrickle, lib
bited fore the Queen of England and al
the prinsipple Nabobs, first fetched from
Japan in , ships by the Emprer Napo-
Han, the only dog in the world wich has
got hair onto it.
There was a Teller Il ridin a donkey,