The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-04-29

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he sat down on in very lively manner.
The Prussian Bank of Berlin has given
notice that in consequence OF the many
forged ten thaler notes that are now being
circulated, all their paper OF that uenomina-
ton will be entirely withdrawn nom circu-
lation.
A physician who has been lnquiring into
the statistics of infantile Darcotism with
Winslow's soothing syrup, states that the
sale OF this dangerous nostrum ANNUALLY
disseminates 10000 600 grains of Inorphia
among our nurseries.
A Western clergyman sstouished hisscou-
eregation last Sunday telling them that If
Mr.. Tilton had accused him as he accused
the Plymouth pastor, he'd have stripped
the skin offs that lie quicker'n a hurricane
could peel banana.
Jur;es are placed at a disadvantage
when locked up. They could come to an
understanding and agree much quicker u
allowed to go at large and converse with IN
fiuential citizens who take an interest," IN All
the cases to be considered.
"I.a Jolie Psrfumeuse" in New Haven
the other evening, and all the Yale boys
slipped up on their Greek the next day.--Bos-
ton Globe. Everything about and attendant
UPON IDdb play mas Oil
particularly the costumes OF the players
during the performance.
There has been an unusual fatality OF min
strels and hurnorists this spring, which
leads the Graphic to remark; "Ihe places
OF some of these men can not easily be hlled,
and we could have tar better spared a half
dozen Christian statesmen, or twice that
number of eminent Wall street operators.
TIE young man who knows his business
embraces pretty girl and then mechanic
allv looks at his shoulder and quietly picks
tine long hairs o1-Milwaukee News. This
advice sDolies with added force to the old
married man who would have another
chance.
That eminent temperance reformer, j. C.
Van Pelt, of Ohio, is wanted in GAINESVILLE,
but not to deliver a lecture; the grand jury
wants to ask him few questions IS to the
influence he brought 10 bear on couple OF
horses that accompanied him from New Vi
emma. VANS address is not known with
any certainty.
Two or three days before the centennial
celebration of the FIRST shot fired for Ameri-
can freedom. the Boston Post psragrsphist
perpetrated this: Politics are merging into
an "era of good feelings" az the lOtn APP
proaches. Our rooster will join the presl
d. ntial procession az Concord and Iexlng-
ton. Good bird.
"Come up here, John Billings" said a
teacher in Dakota, al want ye bad !" and
Jehn went up to her muttering that one OF
these days ne wouldn't be banged around
That was eleven years ago, and John now
belongs to the Colorado legislature, ana mas
q wife and three children of his own TO maui
when ne feels like it.
President Grant and Attorney-General
Williams are troubled to know what they
shall do with an Indian who kills another
as the Indians are not subject to our law.
Our opinion is that, when they catch an
Indian who has undoubtedly killed another
Indian, the true course is 10 give MIN ne"
gun and S5.-N. Y. Herald.
When Dan Rice can command a salary of
$40 0Oe per season, it's no wonder that Har-
ward professors are discouraged
Herald. Dan could come nearer earning
that amount as president of some OF the
colleges in the country than can the present
and he would certainly be much
more popular with the pupils.
A Pennsylvania paper says that young
man who parts his hair in the middle, and |
who is heroically struggling with nous
ache aud side whiskers, has been review
ng his diary for 1874, and finds Lac follow
ng statistics: Total number of kisses given,
80; classified as follows number of blondes
kissed, $50; bruDettes, 120 red-headed
girls, O.; under twenty, 400; twenty to
thirty, $50; over thirty, o.; old maids, 2;
kissed most, {; number of times stood out
1t gate, 243; number of times old man was
403; number of times kicked
)ut, 1; number OF times went there after
hat, o. To which he adds: " find blondes
ha haon fs1I1a VvilllnOnCt a.
ures to kiss in existence"
Stuart Robson occE pied pew at Ply
mouth Church. aud at the conclusion of the
ervice was entertained by Mr.. Beecher at
his residence. The great preacher informed
ne comedian that he had never before met
member of the theatrical profession, and
Ifter Mr.. Robson had replied, "You have,
indeed, sir, been unfortunate" continued:
Mr.. ROBSON, you have the advantage or
ne, for you eau come to my church and en-
Oy my entertainment free of expense, but
I visit your thester | am required TO pay
n admission fee for the privilege" You
re mistaken there Mr. Beecher, replied
be comedian; "rhe courtssies of our calling j
re strictly obssrved-we always pass the
rofession!''-Sunday Courier.
The funny man of the Detrsit Free Press, ,
Ike Mark Twain, is not approved abroad.
he London Telegraph discusses the Free
'ress's court reports with all the ponderous
ogic that would be needed to settle another
International dispute, aud after quoting !
Nv specimen scenes in which "Bijah" is the
figure, the Telegraph gravely OBJ ,
eTves: 1--WE may not approve OF popularity
IA msgisterial court, but, on the whole, IL
aay be questioned whether the mirthful S
e2einess of the American judge may not be :
to the solemn injustice which
)cA courts in England so frequently wit
ess.' After all, there seems TO be 10 good
sssen for surprising that Sidney Smiths
who required a surgical pro-
ass 90 get jokes through his head, wasn't
full s,looded Englishman.
SuRsst Cox's paper on American HCmor
as braaght out an article in the Courier
ournal from which we extract: 'Indeed, ]
either Eit nor humor can stand alone for
.nV tiuae III thew be not an emanation {