The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-08-05

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r1iofiionais mao asked q physician
iy carrying a good large heart 10 ..
replied the doctor
Wisdom Tor women L. better
10 lose a maa that yos can never mar.
~ lbsa 10 aarry man you oan never
love
Colorado woman has learned 10
use thv lasso % denly that she cab
stand 10 lhe ioor aud haul The bat %
sue lightning rod peddler while be is
saltsseuing the gate
II would be Impossible, not to say
itnpoIiie. a. tell what becomes Of all
the Americans. but tia no harm 10
mention that seventy five thousand Of
then 20 to Europe every year.
They will have their little jokes.
A Pennsylvania paper says Boston.
populoas Boston, may properly be
described as the town in which hun
dreds Of thousand daily live, move and
have their beans
Who can refrain from smiling. at
the story Of the young lady who, after
delivering . lsctare IN Springfield the
other evening on Dress Reform, went
70 sit down. and couldn't get within
siI inches Of the chairy
~ Mistress Let you go to evening
school. Mary Why, | thought you
could read ! Well, ma'am, / does
know my letters fus rate so longs they
keep all in a row. but just as soon as
they gifts mixed up Into words. I'm
beat
Get out OF the way THAT are you
good forl said cross old man to a
little bIight-eyed urchin, who happen
ed TO stand in bis way. The little fell
low. A. be stepped one side, replied
very gently. They make men Of such
,hiogs as We are
"A certain Judge, whose pompous
and ofIicious ways tempted some Of
the lawyers to acts which bis honor
construed 10 mean contempt, fined
them $40 each When they bad paid
their 6nes. a certain dry and steady
going old attorney walked up to the
bench, and very gravely laid down a
len dollar bill What is thati said
the Judge. For contempt. answered
the lawyer. But you have not been
fined. replied the Judge. | know that
said the lawyer, but want you to
understand that cherish secret con-
tempt for this court all the time. and
am willing to pay for it.
The motive Of the Barre bank
robbery 10 settled An Englishman
explains how il is. lie says You
see, those Yankees are equal to any.
thing Some Of en- had Invented these
chronometer locks. and they weren't
selling fast enough to suit EN-, 80 they
just hired two or three scamps 10 make
raid on the Barre bank, where one Of
their locks would save the valuables
The plan worked; the robbers were
ioiled, and the thermometer locks were
advertised free in every blasted news
paper 10 the land, and now the bloody
Yanks arc making their pile, for every
bank and good many officers will buy
their locks.
"A woman entered crowded
street car the other day, and for
moment OF two ne one offered her
seat Then fat man, affected with
asthma. beckoned to her and said .--
Madam. please take take cough,
cough she stood there waiting for
his seat. aud as soon as be vas ovc
bis coughing Ct. be concluded :
am, please take care and ."
my sore foot The loo sp y"
was appalling. but sue cav ~"
Joke. Al VIC ''' -" ''e
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sc Of mistaken identity took
- a. the cars lei the Newark de
pot. pretty girl. with her handker-
chief up 10 her eyes. had seen her
lever scat himself In the last seat Of 4
car. bu, vhile she was bathed 10 tears