The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-10-18
v,chx,o:si Nan Grow's at John Bulls
y n,,,c. and Ideas of living.

..ye,5,. September -, 1S15.-"Dry
.'..r ,9qy hn shot here" Such was the
-: ..,,,g;> ign that l heheld on post in
~. 70. in the cIty Of Portsmouth few
,..,, Tie first AID natural idea OF an
,,.s.,..,, uo3n reading such information is,
~ ..,,e mas be shot if | know what tina.
,>" !, iD;s not. cannot mean that
%, Hrr,v to borrow mu>kct or
-',r.n rom iGc great Portsmouth navy
.I or .,.lurk yard" as John Bull would
..-;.--grG - .j-ht there in the hcart OF the
.,., :, .f-r il utl 1t lot Of "dry rub
t.I ,,5.A.criu: the girls "> they go 10y
49,, The a.rG>om'. >trapping rcd.coats who
..,rj N Portsmouth. No; the permission
..r.,.y % bring Your load of carth, stone,
.. ,,.E yIi,r!sh. = the case may be, and
s,~,'i. Ioan. OILY provided the aforesaid
.,,,.'.l be- dry" Having iaihomcd thus
,r..', 81 til curious tngli>h and muhlcipa
.r5st;ur. nhir;I am sure would have de-
,a..b NJ. Z: kHick III his antiquarian re-
...,,.,... ,.id 10 myself, am back agaln
..p.! Eo.aud 10 dead certainty. Eng
.-, H., End Of many flather-beds, geese
r.m.i4h." moving about on TWO legs IN
...,'. AMI a..llcOats. ana one regetaoie--the
',.....r... ..,rnAl, and internal lrisn p0-
...a | !,fv vnri 10 gct rid OF this potato,
r., y.r you VII. order your din
yps may. the waiter will bring
90. Ig,b In:aIn"> whether or no, ana
....... tell liur - take them aUay be has
...s. >u>,l.,.n liza. you have jlSt escaped
-.,. E.,lIm. i MS way, aui John Bulls
e.... ~ ,.sy.u. aud eating a dinner, and any
.-., "ty i - Lin simply ABSURD and IN
....,..,. =, too. with salad. You AK Tor
4 IN, out } -.
.... :!. ;h4, j. not Johns way Of doing
,..,..r-. .ircrIdiug 20 bis code il must 0e
,,fr. ,,ru cheese or not at ell. and if you
,,.ay. .c!oyiolair HIS old usage it is rs start.
.ys II Innovation IL him rs if you under
,y... roWl K II your head. 10 brief. there
.pr.y 1.s Wy 10 gc. along with these peo-
,,,. .l, tin. j. to be as big fools as they
A.. and 10 uoyc on in their oTn little, mar
~ -.ouyt.
>l'ia.rd ana di>"uStcd with European
.,, h~fy. tired Of living on meats and gross
,aoi ali toe uh hie, Wealied almost TO death
@rL il. louh"Q out 4 seek or so ago on TIE
.lsr u the Icturc-Qur, fertile ScotuSti to~.
,uG-, and 1rhold. there was the whole
s5.ntry-,id. covered fer thousands and thou.
,t..!> Of acrr- with
TCEN.TS AND TrRSlP TOPS,
II rich aaG ,uXuriant felt much as the
,l Virginia -cnrl"in III did when, t'king his
y,s.r tn. morning atlcr he had been told to
Ii, >orroW hy the western landlord that he
yaUl not giv" him a mint-ju|cp, he came
~. .,tlg upon a large aid fragrant growth
O., mint. said he, dragging the aSton>hed
oo.tryu.a 10 the spot. You scounGrei !.
.uG, todd IL. that you had 10 mint. Look
;#,lr; wha' do you call tbat:' SO FELT in
ny h~lrt Of hearts like saying to these Eng.
=, l,d Scottish lauGiOlG>: 1ou scoun-
l,,., h,lr paid Your Internal bills, CX-
t,'iaal IL, ;h,y are, almost without ques-
,.n. aGa -nne on day after day eating your
3i,.., !uunt~ Of vegetables. soups, insip!d
>,3 mat. IutItuc>. and cheese, and ali
Il, while YOU had The materials for a
,.a c.r;rr. American salad, and yet
wn4d u,: pu; it on the table" On
o@r u,ra>lon llucked some Of these
-. tu r." thcln rlN, Jdute de mle'Ir.
u. another. Just before starting out
,.. MS ride !, toe Castle Of Mont oomery,"
. -s}" ny ~ ,rr at the ayr Arms Hotel,
.,, u,rr lar Hay from the old Tam O>ohan.
+. .yesn. fpg SIMPLE dinner at L. NJ.
Ia"vU. taja- 10 which ! especially looked
..Hl.d, aGd which WAS promised, was some
:u.I,-'uy> bpi!"d With 4 bit Of bacon, atter
ou: >pE.Avrn "r.d western fashion. CoGPti-
@lIc ",in the order was easy enough, ana
"'ir 'ctu nlc al tGat sweet, sunny Gay !.
AdlrIC- tale. Don QuiXote and SancEo
IuLs did not mere thoroughly COM
bi.c the Sentimental ard the practi-
c.. 'i,W> ci life than | did on that
.." - who"r Ayr curgling kissed his peo-
tird stream" Kcmcmb bcr that Ill this long
>.iau.rr, save r,r lcw days only III Italy,
..l,. uaG 60 :h"nce At tiult and vegetables,
,uru IL v1u hlyc been lioting in over the
".',r. We. after doing" the sights OF
t.r !iytis Douuc and the ayr, turn up al
GlgA,I.,iur. and bchciG. instead OF my pro-
II II G;,h "t green, Gish ot caJbage. OI
,'..," / coiarIhnSG, and demandcd Why Stt tet
lamp 10! wee hUt forthcoming. in'
"',''g 81. Writd t:l't "ilcv colllt' not ot
l5.. "" Hui,i aid |, "thty are all around
t." 'o"p. Yes, sil," said ne po!!tely,
'aut W ucy"r eat them. Sir, you must
:-ran The roots Aud this is only one Of 0
,@oD,aGI u-iIy and hoagiy thugs which al
-.
TIE AVERAGE AHr GENERAL sTUrIDlTY
&, ,!t,.. ,.,,.i..,;,,,, r.. ,h;- island Narl.ins
.,r..., ,,..,,,,:S'a n.,G nsaJ ne :, r,.,ter ol
~, ,,;.,s ,'," hraa,, pot.
,rr !, - In NAV =, n-oalc,S, I'm, NOT ot
t.rn.r .,., ,''rt,a,'s ,,,;.,' nhon.a Van . 20
..,,,,r'd 49, toa i, tho
w..m,.f d.,v -, I,,In on ~ ,,r,,ct hn, j, s tbc
.,>i.:nn ~ 10 d,'':,I ,,.>rI,n,, Gr.,r.,S mo
ur,irr Inu, cnnI ~ oh;il, tts weatbar,
IT,, ,;,,t,',;. ,t.,. ,lNi ,.n,, 10 Nod fnr
,,n ,,',l ,,s,.,.r' ,:,,oS -" 'n, r',;.o to xonr
r,.,nt,,r -, ,.',,h, ,n, ", IA ,ha doors sn'.
..ud,,y, rr, +iI c;r, c,lIn shmt and often
Go,.ilr ,,,r..irS dra"n 80 ,ba, no M nnssi.
b.!i,y a ru.n hraarh If air nav ne drawn
.:nm IL. ,n,.;dn md ,ha air ,,;tbin NAV no
I.yi,oncd a, :, eeaiIv ~ nossible. Per con.