, 1875-04-17

N''H SNt l4Ie ldsI WOru With q
woman.
RemorSe IS preying on an Illinois
e farmer who shot thirty-fYe crows and
:. found their claws full of ehinch- bugs.
= When You eat an apple save the
: seeds, or give them TO the poor. They
5 are worth two dollars bushel in New
: York.
+: Weller'S second wenturep had no
mother, or his caution to Samivel to
beware of the viddsrs" would have
been modified somewhat.
\ boy is never so contented as
when he has Just learned to whistle
the latest new tune. 1t is then his
heart bcg'Es TO TA!E! toward ali Gre
alton.
Amid the cares of life it is exhilar
ailng at times to remember that no
| Lightning rods have as vet been dis
covered in the excavations at POM
peii.
\ Missouri man can stoically SEQ
friend after friend called away, but
when his mule falls into a ditch aud
breaks his neck, a chord is touched
that must and viii twapg-
Hello, Billy, how dye like your
new place ?" inquired one boy of an.
other. Tip top tell you old Ho,ch-
koss is jest peysimmons, he is. Has
pie every day, and never weighs boy
after dinner TO see how much he's
eat"
\ fellow who delights in statistics
has made the gratifying discovery that
cats are rapidly becoming extinct,
inventors will now set about discover
ing a cheap process of converting old
boots into tlaYoring extracts.
y left handed fiddler may, after long
and careful training, handle the instru-
ment with some little approach TO
grace, and when Z women throws Q
ree-legged stool at COW the ani-
NAL may possibly be hurt, but the
chances are about one In 4 million
against either.
Before Spriggs was married he
thought his Sweeiheart's golden treSs-
es the very essence of poetry-a mix
ture of captured sunJeams and cheru-
bic goSsamar, is it were. When he
saw rhem hanging over the bact4 CT 9
chair he thought what q pig, eyed idiot
he had been.
a nice day, Mrs. Robinson, a very
nice day" well, yes, suppose you
might call it SO, but it would suit NC
better if didn't know this warm sun
shine would set my boy diggin' for
worms to go fishin,' and who knows
but be may tumble into the water
and spile his clothes OFT o. all season p'
81 believe vou," said an old man, as
he rolled his quid to the other side aud
threw deluge over 4 fly on the side
walk, "times is different from what
they used to was. In them days a man
could be respectable on a very small
call capital, but now he can't be any,
body 'rhout'n he has more clothes'q
brains"
GLOW reckless these town folks
are. :" said Mrs. Cloverblossom, while
visiting her brother in the city. 81
declare Jeremiah don't seem to set
any store by the value of money; he
lust sings it around like corn-fodder,
ana spends enough for peanuts and
srch ike trash every week to send .
hundred tracts to the hedthen."
elem me see, you kEow'd the Cap
lain? Wei, nov, WANT he man %
could stand up under trouble equal
to anybody you ever see? When he
came home from his Sd wife's funeral
he didn't go to tearin' round spiIin'
his hair and maxim his eyes red, but
set himself down on the back stoop,
an says lie to the hired gal, say,
'Miraady IS there any cold meat in
the house = )
Il ISN'T always best TO try to clear
up 4 doubt by asking questions. For
instance, Jones asked stranger if he
was The SAME n&n EhO had been in
jail at Cherryyille for stealing chick
ems, but when he picked himself mp
and found his teeth scattered around
on the sidewalk, he wished the inter-
rogation point had never been IL:
vented.
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