The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-11-04
PENNS VI KANLA DEITSH.
BREEP PUN SAMMY sChNITzLER.
DUNNER'sBARRIcK, Oct. der Dot, rs.
Mr.. Printer.

breed sin, bin iCh now tzu der conclusion
kumma for warda bis os de votes getZdl-
ed sin, un d'no wella mer amohl sana
we's is. Wann Sc uns beata, Ell don game
mer eva all nit nonner der sals.revver
nuf-mer game d'no nit eich in Ohio
Aver suppose der Pershing werd elect.
Wass d'no2 Well, ich will nix weiters
sawga aver yusht der hint gevva os es
dino aw amohl wennich dunner wetter
gebt doh uf IN Dunnersbarrick. Dun
nera w@rds anyhow, aver uf welly sideP
Sell is now de question. We gsawt, mer
wella noch pawr dawg wardA I'm dino
sana-un 3 nemma we's kummt.
Geshter owet hen mer widder amohl
g'shwetzt fun unler literery society os
mer organisa wella doh, uf IN barrick,
un es il now aw de understanding os iCh
n essay lasa soil on der arsht meeting,
so os der society fun aw begin au gooty
impression maucht. De lett wella eva
hauwa was goot is-entertaining un in
shtructih, un sell is de reason warum Sc
uff mich pitcha for der lead nemma.
Aver iCh hob my mind noCh net full
lens, uf g'maucht uf wass form subject os
ich my essay shreiva set. De Fanny
sawgt ich sett mich wennich in SEN
timental subject nj lussa, aver my opin-
ion is os ich besser du date in science,
odder uf de fine arts. Ich hob a goot
while considered derweaga,un bin tzulet-
SHIT uf de notion kuma for der Difference
| shplitta un my opinion gevva uf de do.
mestiC relations tzwisha IN mon un 81
fraw. An traw is yusht N weibsmensh
nix sunsht. My fraw is my property
De fraw un der mon sin anes-ae flesh,
according tzu der Constitution. I'm
wann au mon un fraw mitnonner anes
sin, don uf course is anes fun ena yusht
de helft-we'n holwer opple. Aver
wellas is de greasht odder de besht helft =?
Sell is uftmohls de question. Es is n
question fun jurisdiction. Drunna in der
Jersey hen Sc amer in de Jail g'shteCkt
weilar siner fraw shleg gevva hut, Now
sell proof as i'm house is der mon head
| boss, for wann ar net wRr don w@r ar
net i'm shtond der fraw shlaeg tzu gevva
Aver wann's dino on de la " gate, Ell don
musseI in de Jail. Sell prooft os n conflict
of authority tzwisha ena is, un der weag
| for de domestic SauCha tZu regulate date
ich propose for an law maucha so os an
yeader mon un yeady fraw exactly
wissa kent wass era Constitutional rights
sin in der house haltung. My plan is N
regular bill of rights for de monsleit-un
| dos de viewer du missa we de bill sawgt.
Now des doh is about my plan-un a
yeady fraw sets lasa, un du we's sawgt,
un don con mer aw gooty order in der
hous haltung expecta:
l. Attention, Fraw Ich bin di mon,
un du musht sich clear halta fun onnery
monsleit, un du we ich direct according
czu law.
2. Du mustn't net retsha odder leega iv-
yer di mon, un wann du yeamohls ebber
haersht sawga Os di NOM awfongs tzu
great is nit onnery weiblsleit don sawg
nix derfu tzu nemOnd except os du so
anne tzu fershtae gebsht os sell kens fun
siner bizness is.
3. Shaft oily dawg in der woch-fong
aw free moryats un shtiCk dertzu bis Os
es tzeit is for ins bet, an dino prepare de
coalo uns huls for fire maucha der nea-
gsht morya, Oily Sundawg musht de
kinner wesh un uf dressa in era Sun
dawgs Header.
4. 81 respectful un monneerliCh tzu
deinfmon seiner mon, my un 81 dawdy.
| Wann 81 mommy aw ebmOhls fault flint
ivver dich, don nemm's aw un halts
maui, un denk on de Declaration of Inde-
pendence wo's sawgt "ehr di dawdy un
di mOmmy."
5. 81 goot tzu dina kinner. Wann Sc
era finger in de tucker box nj runna,
don sawg ena uf n shaner un 6rishtliCher
weag os se's nimmy du setta, aver luss 80
perfOrman we ohr-feiga annerweags. Du
musht net forgessa os du aw amohl a
klanes madle warsht un os der tucker
sees is, un os mers fenna ormy klaney
kinner gor net ferdenka con wann Sc eb-
mohls wennich disposed sin for tuck
er shleCka.
g. Du musht ne net di mon boddera
for shtamps for so sauch kawfa os male,
coffee, shoe shrimp oddcr coal-ale, SO
long os di NOM 81 shtamps selwer hau-
wa muss for cigars un chaw-derwack
kawfa.
7. Wann's ebmohls happened os di
mon shpoat hame kummt in a how-cum-
you-so condition don mustn't net 81 hussa
seek examina for GUS hnna wass GUS De
shtamps warra sir, for sell is kens fun din
er bizness un gate dich un nemond
sunsht nix aw, Un wann du ung'fare
an breef in seim sock fiinnsht os gOokt
wen weibsmensh hond shrivas don luss
di finger derfu for so subjects sin 81 eagny
bizness nit denna de fraw gor nix tzu du
hut.
s. Wann du secrets husht don sawg
deim mon allies derfu un 81 sure os du de
wohret sawgsht.
8. Tend tzu deim mon sina klader-
shtupp 81 shrimp, flick de hussa, ma de
k'nep on de hemmer I'M black 81 shoe.
10. Wann di geburtst dawg kummt 81
geduldich, un wann di NOM der ebbas
shenkt form aw-denka, eli DOM, all right,
aver wann ar's forgess;, un der nix gebt,
eli DOM mind wass der Shakespear g'sawt
hut-"GlickliCh sin lett de nix experta,
for selly sin lor common ne net disap-
point
Now wann a yeady fraw de principles
close fulga don insuer ich os es INNER
goot har gate in der family. Wass so
feel federation mauCht is der mean weag
we de viewer siCh behafa wann de mem
ner yusht wennich nava nous shteppa,
odder wann Sc wennich lenger os for
common in der lodge bleiva. Ich vase
n fraw de oily mohl n fuss uf kick'd
wann era mann hame kummt NIT
shlong i'm hoot, un dino gebt g for COM
mon au ais shtreit. De gross lesson os
de weibsleit noch larna missa is geduld.
Now, so Dol os unser society amohl ON
runna is will ich eich uf posta derweaga.
De Fanny dut aleweill shun wennich
practissa ON singa, aver es gate era
wennich we meer alleweil-de lection
shteckt era aw noch i'm kup, un wann
seller subject amohl ferbei s,don look out
for a number one shposs. Mer hen der
gonsa summer kea circus un aw kea elli-
lonta show g'hot eoh uf m barrick, we'll
de Republican tzeita 30 hord sin, un