The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1875-01-12
- ALL SORTS.
A bad go-The lumbago.

court Of Hymen.
The root Of all svi to Adam and Eve
--Snakeroot
Vienna has tho best bread in the
world.
Iujuneariug Done Here is sign Of
the times iD Detroit.
All who advertise do not get rich, but
precious few get rich without it,
America has one doctor to every eight
hundred inhabitants.
Patriotism is about evenly divided be-
tween the stomach and the pocket.
Toy banks nre safest. IF the bank
breaks the children get their money
The growlers form large proportion
Of the population of every unhappy town.
Voluntary and responsible insanity ia
Gerritt Smiths analysis of drunkenness,
A queer old chap has nicknamed his
daughter Misery, because she loves com.
pany.
The two gold mines at Littletou, N.
H.. are both operated, and are doing
we'll
la California, cattle raising is on the
decline, while the vineyard and dairy in-
tercsts are continually growing.
\ Detroit hotel porter has to remove
diamond ring from bis finger. before
laying hold Of big trunk.
The love of heaven and :he love of
earth are like scales Of baance-when
one rises the other falls.
The troublesome visitor who has been
shutting the doors after him all sumner,
is now leaving them open.
A wave on which many poor fellow
has been carried away is the wave of
lace edged cambria handkerchief.
A Western writer has suddenly dscov-
cred that the kissing of girl who has q
cold nose produces funny feeling.
In some parts Of the country, when a
woman begin to get red ut the roots of
her hsir. ii Is regarded as storm ienal
ec'i''rh-'A sppcsrs 70 he fsvorite
mann. 'ne 'e,-r,.rn towns. Pennsylvania
ha@ 'in" %, lha' oame, Ohio ten, aud
Iowa c,s'i
When once laey begins to be ashamed
OF what she ought not to he ashamed Of,
she Will Dot be a,homcd Of what she
ought
Az Iowa woman seut her boy back to
school TO Se whipped. assuring the teacher
that he vas believer in capital pun.
ishDcut
y pleasing effect is to be observed 10
the efforts Of a man with . glass eye, to
scratch himself between the shoulder
blades.
Cincinnati has a policeman named
Kidney. and when he growls about bis
salary, the Commissioners look upon it as
the Kidney complaint
We know man 10 Whitehall who is
SO tickish that his tailor can never mea.
sure him for q suit Of clothes without frst
administering chloroform.
A litils girl. upon her return from q
childrens' party, being asked if she had
good time, replied, "Yes, but there wasn't
much boys there"
Florida's love for the northern invalid
is only surpassed by her devotion to bis
j., Eocket-book after he settles down amid
the orange groves and uligators.
The practice of eating horse-aesh is
On the increase in Paris. About 630 900
pounds Of mule and ass were disposed Of
IN three months of this year.
A French scientist declares that the
flesh of the Caucasian is bitter and salty,
while that Of the negro is Of 6ue flavor
and will keep much longer.
The advertisement of western stone.
cutter reads: Those who buy tomb
stones from US, look with pride and salts.
faction upon the graves Of their friends"
A correspondent of an American pa.
per, having described the Ohio as sicky
stream, the editor appended the remark,
That's so; it is confined to its bed."
An Indiana judge has decided that if a
woman will shorten pie>crust with butter
at 50 cents per pound, her husband has
good grounds for divorce.
Nobody requires larger stock OF ami.
ability and forbearance than the young
man who keeps matches in his room
where the other boarders can get at EN-
Iron plating on ships was first used to
protect the wood from injury. Now
Russia is building wood. clad iron vessels
of war, the outer coating of timber to
protect the iron.
bay Ridgcd," applied to burglars
shot in the perpetration Of their yillainy.
is the latest atrocity in language. Any
Initiation of our native speech is unneces.
sary.
A Maryland youth went of to live iu
a cave like brigand, but be hadn't 90.
his provisions fairly tucked away before
his old dad dropped in on him and wore
up half fence rail driving hi home,
There is man in Michigan who doe.
not experience the leopard's inability to
change his spots. Tic has smigrated "a
times, and has just sent 10 Texas for
pamphlets regarding the resources OF that
State.
A farm in California, consisting of
10000 acres, has just been let for five
years at an annual rental of $4,000.
The farm is stocked with 1900 head OF
cattle, 100 horses, so mules. and 1900
hogs. costing the lessee. with crops. the
sum of s74,250.
Baron Bsrnwell, an English judge,
while trying a case resently, complained
Of the practice of attributing crime to
mania. The practice itself is rapidly de.
velopiug into mania.
There is at Gold Hill, Nevada, Por.
tuguefe boy seven years old on whose
head there has never been particle of
hair. An aunt of the boy was similarly
destitute.