The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1875-10-16
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"A farmers CRIB ia q gnawful place for rats.
Comfortable quarters = twenty-five cent
pieces.
III rocks ever bled, they would bleed quartz.
-Danbury News.
III you wish to enjoy constitutional liberty. |
don't wear pull back dresses
Buy your coal early this year II you don't |
want TO pay rGd.hOt price tor it,-Bethleheni |
. ar.
WHY is tbs letter q the hapdiest in the al. |
Ind IL before u.
-Four wild pigeone and seysnty.fve men
with guns passed North, Saturday afternoon
Dahbury News,
Surprising power OF endurance-a oattle-drover
who had one ear cut of by the Indians got up
and walked off on the other one.
AN Aberdeen g1rl supposes that the reason
che has never kinded a flame in any mans
heart is because she is not good matc6.
If the mosquito who left our nAse IN such a
hurry that he forgot ms bill VIII call, he can
have it, and no questions VIII De askea
"A Kentucky editor tells another that II his
head were as red as his nose he wQud remind
one Of a bow legged carrot surmouAted by
cockade.
backs the other night, but before we had q
chance to invest them IN new press We
awOke.-Bethehem Star.
The Marshal, lGal Messenger cries; = For
editor how to run his paper Let the poor devil
find II out himself"
"A st. Louis dog goes about the streets gath
ering cigar stamps, which he carries home 70
hia MASTER II was poor editor who owned
this specimen OF cigarclty.
1t ia stated that the Philadelphia confec.
tioner who advertised "Centenmal Kisses"
cant sell any They are too Old The l8iais are
preferred by men OF taste.
-"The tirst step towards wealth " says an ex.
CHANGE .is the enS'ee Sr soSd whe;;n ;n And Ads
session OF good wealth.
The result of an Indiana newspaper contest
is thus announced: &" A Dig indianapolis daily
sat on the Dublin Review. You ought to have
heard the thing sqqeal."
The afflicted editors Of Fort Wayne, Ind.
haye induced judge 10 declare insane and com.
INIT to the lunatio asylum n man with an ungov-
ernable penchant for griJing poetry.
The three wonders OF the world at present
are; How fluff accumulates IN vest pockets.
where the pins go to- and why wnen man
comes out OF a saloon he looks one way and
goes another.
"A town in New York has the singular name
of Buati. And q number OF New York banking
frms haye won a nearly similar name within
the pasg few weeks. some Bust ana some
bust" low.
:" NV articles do not receive a very warm
mistaken," replied the editor " they meet with
the yarmesi reception possible. We ourp them
ALL"
"A Nevada bridegroom was only dissuaded
from the production OF adouble-headed clergy
man by the assurance that the kiss he had at
tempted 10 imprint upon the BRIDES brow was
"''
"A London dentists circular saws that as
general thing, only men Of culture 40 into tb,
tooth. drawing profession Aud vet u must b,
admitted tbat many Of them are not men o
gentle extraction.
Henson. of sixth street, removed the bOdi
of his motner.in lay from the old cemetary tb
other day and he says he could find nOIhinI
but her jaw, which was in "A state Of perfe0
NJ nanl, q, Ca,itorD,. ,.as raooar.o n,
.a o a,d nti,,,d % IL na "nS ~, ,1 - ", \
oatoLIlny A ~, ~ rS op p,1 ~ w l,
tSn S oStoon ~. % hn,,rs i oe ~ ~ s,,saI ~ y
Sa1nraeys The amonnt 0f Ganosiis rece,vs
exceeded that OF checks paid ont by about $3.50
OUO. The reopeninR oI the OanA was an Ocoa
SION OF rejoicing IN san franclsco nage Wer
displayed ON California strand and salute wa
hred from one oil the wharNes.
rho n,oc,, u,ua Comm,ss,op hava ,oocha
,na,,ann' 'o on thair w.v hnn'e ,rnn, the N az
choy Si,ro h ~ A "a t,a95,,,s ~ 70 ot,i ,Ln uio
Souu R "a az seJ s ~ ~ III an
n,s ,t,n ns IN Tha Nnr,hsn Ind,ans uvs ~ ,
III i 40 sssnc,, etd had tannar nra,,s IL
s ieanias s7.. .no - tfyy bhanJs ' sNPNA PAS'es
Auons SoiN0' " tAA' '"""''
particulars of the " water. .spoutI at Ia
Crusea New Mexico on the iiIh nit, shoW thI
within ran ininutea MI ar Ita annearanoe m m