Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-04-28
All Sorts.

THERE is a revival of I1een asonrv in
England.
FURR1N' parts-A1 aska and Hudson'g
Bay.
Is there any law against striking An
attitude?
EAGLES fly alone; sheep generally
flock together-so we have herd.
SIGNAL success-;'he weather re-
ports.
AN INSIDE DENTAL ExPENsE-havine a
tooth filed.
JOE JEFFERSON will go to England in
July.
IHE severe winter has been very fatal
to Old people in England.
THE law is not cheap. although it Las
always had been at cost.
WHY must logic have legs ? Because
it stands to reason.
JUST imagine the Paris F40uro talk
ing about ''Sir Marmad,ike Whitman.
the American Poet Laureate. p
Why is the capitol of Turkey like a
whimsical patient? Because it's con
slant to no pill.
IT easier to bear up under our mis-
fortunes than to survive the comments
OF our friends on them.
YOUNG man has sued his barber for
Cutting off his mustache. The barber
says he didn't see it.
BY the will of R. I. Jones of Liver
pool the charities of that city receive
1895, 900,
THE skin of shark recently caught
on the English coast weighed one ton
and quarter.
| A BALTIMORE thief had $50 HYMN
books ID his possession when the minions
Of the law gathered him in.
AT a recent spiritual seance in East
Boston, policeman succeeded in tying
the medium SO securely as to COMPLETELY
battle the spirits. and, IN response to a
meek appeal, finally unwound therope.
AN oak tree near Arnsburg, IN Prus-
STA, more than thousand years old, is
about to be cut down by it's owner, on
account Of the inconvenience he suffers
from the frequent visits of strangers to
the place.
A FoPPIsH fellow advised friend not
to marry a poor girl, as he would find
matrlmony with poverty sup hill work. -
"Good," said his friend: II would
rather go up hill than down hill apv
time"
The foreman of -four mill in Indi-
ana lately put watch in sack of -four.
and shipped the lot before he found his
mistake. 1t will doubtless be found in
the flour by some poor woman kneading
it.-N. O. Republican.
AN economical farmers daughter in
Massachusetts put off her wedding dav
because eggs were up to forty cents a
dozen, and it would take two dozen for
the wedding cakes and pu dding.
A RELIGIOUS old lady being asked her
opinion of the organ of church the
first she had ever heard, replied:
but, oh it's an awful way TO spend the
Sabbath -
AN inventive genius in the Treasury
Department is buisly engaged perfect
ing a machine for revolving Office
hours with rapidity. His apparatus
will be in great demand among depart
ment clerks.
FROM young lady in town to her
friend III the country: ''I'm sitting on
the latest Spring style, Mary" And
Judging by the number of monstrous
buttons one sees in the fashion plates,
very uncomfortable seat it must be.
The West Jersey Game Protective
Society have purchased 1000 live quail
In North Carolina, which will be turned
loose in the woods of the lower counties
as soon as the spring weather will per-
NIT.
MISS INeELow is now about forty-fve
years of age, and lives with her widow
ed mother, IL retired part of London:
Gin quiet street." as she has said.
"where all the houses are with window
boxes full of flowers
TRAVELLER in New Hampshire to
farmer by the roadside: II suppose you
enjoy these glorious views which people
come so far to look at. s.Why, yes.
but if I'd had the 'sortin of these hills
I'd made EN- little peakeder.
A STRANGE freak of Groyeland
Mass. dog, few days since. was to
catch a bantam hen, carry her mile in
his mouth and bury her under the snow.
Fortunately, woman observed the
burial, and dug the bird out unhurt.
ALL the tools of workmen or other
implements of labor deposited with the
pawnbrokers of Paris have been re-
deemed and handed over to their
owners by the Duchess of Magenta with
the proceeds of charity festival placed
at her disposal
The Postofice Departments inrecelpt
of information that parties who have Sc
cured contracts for a large number of
mail routes in the Western States are
Systematically offering to sub-let them,
thereby assuming, in effect, the position
of mail-route brokers. One party III
Kansas has sent out postal cards INV
ting bids for sub letting specific routes,
and stating in printed postscript that
he has sixty-tive routes to dispose OF,
and will send catalogues on application.
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