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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1875-10-23
Brick /! Brick! Brick f! |,

0NE entire kiln OF A No. Brick, contain
" ing $4,000. for sale Mt q bargain by the
kiln, or by the thousand.
For particulars address or inquire at the
Office OF the STANDARD.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1875-10-23

FEvEnLY. MASS, July II, 1867
d. RApwv ~ have had Ovarian TuoF In tho
bowels All the Doctors said there help H." tried
every thing that recommended but nothing helped
your Kssoven and thought would try Il no faith
In ~ becane had suffered for twelve took x bottles
Of the Resolvent and Of Railways Pills.
tics Of your Ready Resf there sign tuor Do
t and feel BETTER smarter. and happier than have
for twelve The In the Of the
bows the eroin write this you for the benefit
othsn. You Pubsh Il II you choose.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1875-10-23

TNSTABIISHED in 1854, for the treatmen,
II of Sexual and Seminal diseases, such ~
Gonorehea, elect, Structure, Syphilis IN Al,
its forms, Seminal Weakness, Impotencv. eac
Skin diseases Of years standing and Ulcerated
Legs successfully treated.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1875-10-23
HEALTH! BEAUTYIl.

cTRoNG AND PURE RICH BLooD-INCREAsE
OF FLESH AND WEIGHT--CLEAR SKIN AND
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED no ALL.
, 1875-12-02


Tic ltonthon Africans who nro wngin8 war
against thu Republic of Liborin, TINT feeble
nurslin3 OF our old Colonization Society.
haye adopted m effective method Of living
off tho enemy, as latter published elsewhere
shows. When they kill or capture Iibc-
rim, they cut off his head anil right hand,
which aro carefully dried anil preserved, and
boil aud eat tho rest of him. This simple
plan sayes tho trouble Of guarding prisoners
and buryng the dead. 1t greatly sin,rli6es
tho cotn,nissariat department of tho army.
Instead of the conquerors feeding captires.
tho captives are mnde to faed them. There
can he no doubt that tho asHaianta feel n
stern joy in meeting foomen worthy If lleif
stomach. Tho little Republic seems to ba in
u bnd way. 1t deserves sympathy for it''
gallant fight, especially since the var waa
begun by Al attempt OIL its part to suppress
the Capo Pa1u,as Hlave-tr1sie. Engana and
tho United States llaro both l'eon asktl for
aid. II is certnil.y lhr.l fate for man to
ts broilcd beneath ar African Gun for many
years, ouly 10 BE- finally boiled for an African
stomach. The only possible revenge is to
,nakc yourself 80 tough beforehand that yonr
| tleyouisr will have The nightmare for night
and tlytprpain forever nfter.
, 1875-12-02

National Currency net the peoplo lost, In tho
worthless bills of broken bauka. nm amount
equal to tho entire banking CAPITAL of tho
country, but, with The failure of thirty.
eight National 1sonka from tl,o nassnco of the
law down to OCT. l, 1877. having capital of
80 ,o01, 100 and a circulation amounting to
s5,s74. .Sg3. not ono dollar haa bceu lost by
tho people on tho circulation. There
is now q marcin of 20 nor cent
, 1875-12-02


Tho direction OF tho musical features Of the
Centennial Exhibition at Philadelphia Inns
been tendorcd 10 8ir. THEODORE THOMAS and
promptly accepted by him. Both the wisdom
OF Tie choice and tho acceptance Of slleappoint-
,uent nro mattora for general congrntnlation.
Mr.. TnosAs il universally recognized NJ tho
representative musician of tho United Stntes.
lie haH abuntlantly shown liH nbility To con.
duct suoh musical festival by his great Btlc-
ccsseB At Cincinnati aud elsewhere. 1Io Inns
organized and drilled ono OF thu finest orcl,os-
tras in the world. which will of course lo tho
nucleus OF the Centennial orchestra. It will
not bc difficnlt for him to organize a chorus
Of any size TINT is ncedc,l. With these forces
he will produce not tho clap-trap md sen-
sational results OF Gi1Moar, bnt legitimate
music lcgitimote1y performed. lie will place
the United STATES before tho world in mil
sicnl light TINT will confer honor npon the
whole country. Tho compliment 10 Mr..
Tuonfla is we'll deserved. md tho result will
slow That it was most worthly bestowed.
, 1875-12-02

The origin Of life, liko the, future Of Life,
re,nnins Ill unsolyed mystery. Science has
tried in vain, BY aualyzing tho phenomena Of
sspirtualism, to read the futule. Tho attempt
has been fatal to the reputation OF CaooKEs
md has Injured that Of WALLACE. But
fed In the future, Science IL now
trying as vainly to read the riddle Of
tho past How did lie onginate2 BAsT1As
thought he had Iounil The clno iu inorganic
matter, but PAs1Eun aud lis kettle wrote and
boiled tho "pronise and potency" OF life out
Of DAarlAa'e soullaas germs. A new theory,
first broachod in 1876 by RICHTER, is described
in q letter publI he'd On another pngo. It
ascribos tue origin Of lifo to atoms contained
in meteorio ato nes TINT havo been hurled
upon this plaugt from other parta Of ths uni-
verse; These atoms aro supposed to have
contained the mysterious principle of exist
ence which VIC call "life," But the proof
advs need is Of the slightest. and the demon.
stra ton, Il it could be maae, would still leave
tho puzzle al much Of q puzzle as eyor,-
IN orc 10, IT, fact, since this would tranafer 1t
1. ,orn the earth to the universe. How did
lie originate In tho infinite apace from which
tho 1ueteors whirl2
, 1875-12-02

The Brooklyn Eagk, in au editorial upon
Alr. Bowas's present relations to Plymouth
Church. afIirms not only that his connection
with the church should bo severed, but it
goes atill further, aud says: In tho oncr-
gctio Language Of the atreot Arabs, he ehould
bo bounced, aud there should be no time lost
in dung it," And it goos even further than
this in advising that plymouth Church should
creato such sentiment AZ to compel Bowen
to loavo Brooklyn. IL not this rather stretch
Ing the powers of Plymouth Church? There
ia II o question that tho church has tho power
mil tho disposition to dismiss Mr.. Bowen
from its membership, with or without cause,
but it should pause before it takes any stepa
III accordance with Tie dangerous advice Of
The Brooklyn Eagle. Powerful as Plymouth
Church md Mr.. BEEcuEH may be, they may
carry their revengos 80 fur as to CAUSE n re-
sistauoe against religious persecution.
, 1875-12-02

glish administration has given tho nntivea n
fur greater tlcgreo OF freedom than thcy ever
hasl before, Inns saught them to spy out de-
feets an1 ra1nody thon1. Inns given them
modufs IT energetic aud capable action, has
awakened tho native mind from its whilom
aratily to social and political aspirations.
Tllia in doubtless true, 4 race TINT can h,lr-
viTo the contact Of civilization nlways profits
by it. Now that tho English are really be-
ginning to sec that they have BONO duties to.
wards tlloir 1nslian subjects, the latter can
safely entertain rather bright hopes for tho
f,,ft,ro
, 1875-12-02
MR. B1AINEs PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONAL
ANEN0MENI

Mr. BLA1SE's proposition is that the agita-
ton Of tho public-sehool controversy, which
IL growing wider and more dangerous con-
stahuy, shh14 10 Ano!ly set At rest ny the
aaoptloh OF tae following amendment to tho
Constiutlon u sao oulted otates;
NO ssats snsl! mako any Ia" se'peesing IN estst-
ahtoen' OF religion Or pr'ashltans ahs froe oxescas
a!ss Tor ths support ot pu1lio schools. or deriysI
from any public fund hsroo shalI o,s- be uadsr Tho
control Of my religious 'ort, nor 'lal my money 80
sa'sea sser " divided o't"ssn religious tecs' or de-
n,.. ..u..a, =, .;.,
tot0a. ..a - e' 'a4'' W. aFo onu'e.y
"a''n8 .uA1 .ps oe'Ao:f"..o P"fty shall gam
'4'' e''!'s -. % 4a.''of'as ~ 'ao comm con'
eFeas VIII 'oto 70 suot0's II 70 the Staten for
.at'nea''on' '"e De"'ocrauo party 81 large
, 1875-12-02

Tho remarks OF Judge JAMESON, now on the
Criminal Court Bench, in deciding tie appli-
cation for q continuance in the case Of DAVIS,
indicted for the murder Of CHARLES WuY-
LAND, Indicate clearly that the defense will
meet with meagre encouragement IN lighting
for mere de1ay, md that tho Court will be
true to ita responsibility for the safety and
interests Of the public. No one will bogrudge
tho murderer tho week'a time granted yester-
day to enable him to get .eady for trial, but
1t is gratifying to be assured that none Of the
ordinary transparent prctexta Of lnwyers for
postponsment will suffice to retard tho oourse
Of Justice in the case Of DAy1s, Tho SAFETY
md intereats Of tile public require TINT his
sria should proceed with all tho dispatch that
IL consouant with justice and fairness.
, 1875-12-02

Tho African Gold Coast Is to 1s representa- !,
tho Centennial by the contributions Of tho ~.
two Kings. Brazil. no believe, liz to n,ks :.
aseAt display OF preserved msats, and Auatr.,l.
will nhon hugo caua Of pottod beef. The Afd,
can Kings. bound not 10 10 outdone, will prob-
ally exhibit soma choice specimens Of pickIsa
ulienipuatY.
, 1875-12-02

Postmastcr-GcncralJ JEWEL in lis forth
coming report will recommend that the post
ago on transient nowspapera aa reduced to
l cent for every two ounces anl fraction
thereof. Hois of opinion tlat tho pr, sent rate
OF postage OIL daily newspapers regularly senl
to subscribers is reasonable, and fayors lts
continuance Mr.. JEWELL tlovotes consider
able space to tho subject Of ocean mails, md
speaks strongly in favor Of the employment
Of American vessels only for tlla service.
, 1875-12-02

Jous Monn1ssEy wn,1ts to bet $s10,000 tint
SAN RANDALL is the next Speaker Of the
House, Tho Senator frun, New York City
<nkcs this unostontatious way Of indicating
his preference 10 lis brother Dutnocrats, MD
at tile samo timo leaves oil attractive opening
for difference of opinion.
, 1875-12-02

The Rev. DR.. EccLEsTos, Of Philadelphia.
declines the Iowa Nisl!opric, although nla-
jority of the Standing Committees lave rat-
fed his election. Tha choice of the Conven-
ton was tho occasion of much bitterness Of
feeling on tho part Of tho minority, md it,
declining the election DR.. EccLEsoN haa prob
ehiy acted for the bestiuterests Of tho Church
and tho Diocese,
, 1875-12-02
TERMS OF THE TRIBUNE

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Parts ut year 1t same rate
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Address THE TRIBUNE COMPANY,
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, 1875-12-02

Tho Rowing Association of American Col.
leess have challenged tho Oxford, Cambridge
and Dublin crews to take part III the annual
regatta in July next. the rules Of the raee to
bo according to American usage, the coz
swain being dispensed with.
, 1875-12-02

Tho 1'roohlyn Eagle, Which is thu eapocis1 or.
gan Of Plymouth Church, RAYS that HEyar q.
BowES ,nuat 10 driven out Of Drooklyn. Thin
Is hard. Telling q man ha is unfit 10 lin In
DrnoslYn is mitch like telling him that hts uor.,s
ste below tho 5odon- md Gomosrah STANDARD
, 1875-12-02

220, and ii, ,1so volumes wore issued for con-
aultat'on In tho rooms. Tile Cincinnati Com
n.<tcial, in commenting nlo.' tho report, says
Tint tho iHsus Of hooks shows !" n favorable
change In tho pullie tnste." Upon oxnstrin-
Ing the statistics of tl.o report wo find tint
7o4 per cent OF tho bookH takon out wcrc
worka Of fiction nnl i per cont religious.
Tho Commercial will bo credited by tho good
roople with singular idca Of good taste
when over 10 per cent Of tho books taken out
arc novels and lcgs tllnn per cent religious,
, 1875-12-02

According to Mr.. Bn1srow's monthly hu1ie-
tin, tho public debt Of the United States WIS
whitfield down tho sum Of $4S0,075 during
thu month of November.
, 1875-12-02

The Librarian OF the Cincinnati Public
Library has made his annual report, which
coutains so,ue points Of interest. During the
wear, hall million people hare made use Of
ia books, periodicals, and nswspspers' 1h*
Who'll. number Of volumes circulated was 2l6.-
, 1875-12-02

Tho insurance. companies OF New York
have recently raised the rates Of lnsu rance on
farm property. Among the reasons given
for this courso aro somo that it ia r'ot pleas
ant to be told about. Tho report Of the State
Far.n Uoard of Fire Insurance, at d meeting
lately held at Utica, N. y, says TINT these
reasons ara II tho alarming incrcase OF tramps,
tho usa Of inllamn,ablo aud explosi ve oils,
great depreciation of property, md provnil-
ing and increasing laxisy Of 1noralfL' Thu
Bourd thought the first Of these rea hons lad
n more in.medinta effect than the Others"
Tho last ono enumerated, If true, furnishes
Il sad commentary on thu decay Of tho old
Tins, rubuBt virtues Of the ycoman y. It Is
Il familiar fhct tllAt in hard times losses by
Grs greatly increase in cities, and Insurance
men nlwayR expect large part Of the losses
OF q crisis ia certain to be thrown On thoir
shoulders by incenlary banlruEts. It is
startling to l,ear TINT bacoGc integrity yields
to ths same terrible temptation. this
growing disregnrd for honelty shows
Tint country clergymon ought to re-
double their eynngelizing eifona, and that,
pending tho reclamation Of the ir Aocks, tho
insurance companies should p rotecs them
selves by raising their rntes- The latter
covrse WAS that taken by the Now York
Board they fixed tho minimnu ratio Mt Is
cents for three yoars, with two-thirds yaln-
alton clauso in tho policies, and n ehnrgo of
| 10 cunts extra per 81 600 when a policy is
written in gonern1 terms. Tie companies
rcprcsontcd ut this meotihg Of tho Board
agreed tint their business on farm riaks had
, 1875-12-02

| tl,youisr will have Tho nightmare for night
and tlyt,rnain forever nfter.
-------------
.n, conPTHotLEn KNOBS AEtoEI'
1ho report VI lae .on'l't,o'.es u 'ne e"f-
fen.!' .s'i"" ifo4!. ''' no'''' 'e"' 'e''o" - '"o
"o"sItlons a',o '"e Iu''s"'3 - 'n' s'ete.N-
eift' IL e1'eus salo,'olo iot It's soecess1''l oe.
le"eo VI '"o N"l'ouu !'''uAn6 7s"'.u' "e''"eS
Inc ''nse"s'n'!'e at''eh' st'''. aa'o useA 'sis''
ui'e't ~ ','' 'sloiS - eoAs''4'' 1teo4'"A.4oa
WHICH Saoa'a ~ u 'u'"~eu' "''"'As 'sa"''
~" p'ol''sss. io'S -, ee4'"" a'''''st' ~ ~
c.'s''ns '"o >, +''''on"' 1'"'.N s'1oA.5 ""a 9"o
S''t''ias thefe!ot viz ,''e''oe"u'ot' suo''n
] Ecnp III sl''te os lnu soiena p'cosea u lu'
''o'e'n,'ous sa"s sNu e".teu'' ',''AA .'''e'
| eAceeu @so"'"oo'"'"' ',,'ss ~ eh'N' W 'eaue'a.
I'll o. lno e"'''es' l,ossloio t..oaon.' ana 'nn'
| SUCH Il ehanso "o'1'a run "o"h us 'e1ue ~
p9olorllon " t''o auclp'usca lsSue nna HUI
''oh''! a'1l'cu''leS u te''e'''p''oh' A"o e'ne',
ehco oss"eeo '1lo oo'o''ae''. c"''ene5 "''u
| 'ne 'ln'io'i"i e"sse"cs ~ iona" ~ 'aa n1ose-
| sa'a p'oaees, nha III '''o 1"c' e''e1a " 'if,
hSoA 'l.a' tno oo'elni'''"' eo.'shos 'hsue"
aas!'s tne "hr u !ot- WIS "l."u'a"" VIM
IN t"oyeaFs alseF '1'e c'oae u ''''e war WIN"
tao Na'loaal currency acs p1osiues .l"1 'ne
oanSs OF es1o org"nl2eo unaaf 'hi' Ia"
htsali po "''Ao''1eo 70 eonnnao loF :"
pel7oa OF twenty years a1eee ofeon'zes,oh. Ii
other words, It WIS tho intention ot 'no .'oV'
ernment 1h"1 tlo treasury notes. sho1'o 90
temporary ah,. LAG n"tioae' oank currency
PeFEnanc"'' Liners niu' 'een nos"'ps III .no
experience win po1n 'ae'S 1"e 'o"l caA JUSTLY
, 1875-12-02
PERSONAL.

9. II. Nansom Of Baltimore. is At tho Paedo
Tie Hon. r. +. SMITH, Of Iowa, IL IT tho Tte.
mont.
Tho Hon. E. ". Keyes, Of Madison, ia It til.
Sherman.
Tho Ray. H. II. Pullman. Of New York, Il II
tito Gardner.
Tho Iion Angus Cameron. OF LaCroass, AA
tic Sherman.
Q. c. WuHhaurp, Madison, Wls. ia 1t tha
Grand Pacific.
Lord Hurry Purcell aud sorvau. England, an
at tho sAesn,an-
Tho Hon. n. A. Ozmnn, Of Rochester, Mian..
is At tie Trernont.
Tho Hon. q. J. colwoll, Of Negaupes, Mnh,
Ia At tue ahern7u.
The Hons D. s. King and .. E. Hil1, Of Akron,
O., arc ut ,hn Sharman.
The first colorod cauons Was = crow and tht
lass Bcaroorow down in MiBsisaippi
onr architect ufo allowed Tho other fetios HI
undermine him sooms to be sort Of Tilts
Sloseboy.
| An adopted daughtar Of Hen1y Wilson, sgsd
| 10 yoats. IL living in Norfolk County, Mass. Her
| uano is Eva.
Gov. Degeridge left Springfield yesterday A.
tetnooa Tor Washington, expecting to be absent
about Two woeks.
| Prof. Proctor is to becomo Professor In thu
Romnn Catholic College at Kensington Oh Lii
return 10 England.
.,,., ~. ,hs t,,,...,. 'lAse 49,. ~. Nn.s.
| has not subsidized yot,--not quite.
=, ,v,'a. W., - "s "o'somsa .n' .t;s. 1'sn's
"A1 -. u'"9iS =, o0"tue sue roo"s
| '"os''P"e"' -" 4"""'N'" w N4' n"pP''
uen' i1oS"n sunsss oon''naan5 "'sa foSa- M
| As""1a :" "e"'ty ~ PARTS W n7 oou'' tae
n'"t ''''ok lA"' S9'
~ ~ ''.4 'eA' '"'
| lno fefhoo o. Ha'os haa a'rosaT SPOKEN ot
the immensely hazt work LIE has dono s'uee ~
Aas peen 10 .h"ia' IN QUO OCCASION no asA'ea
Hu uo''4 soue'uooue3' -....
| iae no" YORK drdph7e foffaina from etp."hs'
Ing An opinion On tho easo or tho mufaete1
seahnef' alnee no has boen oeelatea crazy "aa
Will pFo9aolS Dc turhoa looso IN oas @ 1"o'
Thnse aro said to be more maideas wil1ln' no"
thau at auy previous time IN the history Of our
country. In fact, tile hard times hnYs dspraas.
ed thu raatrtnopiat market, like everytbsnz else.
The Boston aupey,f,er and othpr rsvnspspers
in tho East owocd py tue proteo:toni.ts sre op-
| posing tho election Of Herr to lie apeak.sfship,
| He IL a Free-rradef, and tAsy caupos alforl to
| be honest nil around.
| r,,,.. r.r.xs,n rof,eaa ~ r.tnit tratruo-
tim @s IN senone At tho % rnssrsitr Of yxla, bo-
cauae its object was tho destruction OF lie. But
he showed dauoing, a. bo underssood IL to bs, an
| ast Designed to embclllsh lifo
somo ona snuves,a onpor.uns1v that o.,ngrass
aproins a committee Of women to select fsrntai-
ine m for tho Capitol. Il might thus be po'vibin
IT tie Committee wore odd 10 number. to bass
ca spets that would not onsud shs eye.
Mr. John O1auford has retired from the p@'
~ dr.mat,c cr,t,o ~ ths London Times. us
"s,,.. ,s..,.5 =, III. c,,t,c tbon, ID
, 1875-12-02

MoytcKERs NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. street. between
Dearborn aud State. Engagement OF DafsS suAA'ao'
" HtcAel!ou"
, 1875-12-02

WOODS MCaEuM--Mouroa street. between uthr.
barn aud Stata. Aftcrnnnn. Chevnuer Dlndus'
tr4s.n Evening, rccp o Day.
, 1875-12-02

nua,}r ffnra neeseted couytk a,ll ros, which stnn
Fren !nto cousunrt:o1 otter Equality fa'l taeafes n
Lie lungs; whnn, by The Timely Hse Of rinEe hnte of
T1r g. Is. HpWca Arahian MILK Cure. r-Elff and PR
maucnt curc is Often effected. The MILL Cure, "hiie
II pesaesses a the srIncs II Cod 1Istr Oh, eaE ne r.
taiued upnu the stomach without nAseatns.-~sff <'
vtfttsttneHt.
KIDNEY DISEASES, nNOPsy. ETC.-Al1' Fil.
,ons siicie win Dtteascv of The tincss l:h III TIC
Luck Ora sei aud 4l Crinnfy Dtsra4,a Dt'H'h nfI-
~ Neryous hctl!. ctr, shonla At otre Try ". >: -.
ltovos Arabian Tonic Blood pur:Ger--..c A1hrrtft-
, 1875-12-02
El)t GbifaDp fJribnl1e.

Thursday Morning, Docotnber =, lsIo'
, 1875-12-02

The Mougollap wAhhee man has made hih ap-
psa1ance In Doston, whereat . correspondent OF
tho Adserliser groves. lie sdm,ts that she
hestheu walk "extremelY well aud vary
cheapIy but wapts to know how '..good Chs'a~
tian women" can reconcile 1t with ehest con-
sciences to havs Aeathen hsnds rub ahit'e up
and down = uashpoard, ~hsu white onr'aNAnS
want the work. "Egory lady who emp'osa 0
Chinese to do her washing" ssss TINS se'ae'oas
person. .,ss natualiy inviting" 4oooo'ooo emma"
men to como 70 this country. Thls as ceFlstuly
ho.p,t.lsy On = largo acs1s with nothing moan
stou. It. Ten sueh ladies' 'theu invite tue
xho,a population Of Cuins, since this La rock
oped st ouly 4uo.ooo.uoo. Az there n'aat
hs 1t least 1ouoo women In tue coun-
trv who are lntn1stipg tho mysteries
~ thsir tollot to Mougolisua. It follows asith-
noticsllv that every resatont Of China receives.
ooca ! week 1000 Invitations to visit the Uultel
atstas. Feu psrsuns could rsaist such urgent
hospitality. II. therefore. tue mouruful pred!o'
tions Of The Doston man aro wall loupded. we
NAV expect sEo long 10 seo our streets . Sea OF
n,a-tslls, and our rats, cats, and dogs nlado to
subsersa useful purpose.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1875-05-14

Sometimes, where it vas so shdin dot
you could hear house fall down-vhen
eferydings vas so lofely, yoost like der
summer sun when he goes foolin round
ofer shleeping valleys-dook your hem
box und commence oberations. Der
abofe cut vas drue pigture of der insh-
drument. Make one yoost like dot. Ofer
you don'd got der necessary ahickens.
dots beaser you buy one, for it vas bosi-
tify eggsential TO hafe bird like dot.
Don'd make mishdook und got roosh-
ter, been ferry careful about dot, or your
dime vas fooled out watch der oclasion,
or radder der tunnel where der egg was
eggspected to come down. und been ready
NIT your hat to intercept der onward
course OF der frail egg in ids mat fight
down der inclined lefel of der tunnel. Id
regwires much nerf und reshpecktability,
good eyesight und pleasant dishposition.
to shtand i'd please reckermember der
old atferb, which said, g faind lady don'd
can vim some fair heart, % md trolling
shtone vas der root of all evil
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1875-05-14

NOW Is heard the sound of vernal
showers on the twinkIng grass Shelley,
and with his umbrella wanders forth the
hyaeinthine boy, for whom morn well
might break and April bloom EMERSON.
Now shall we notice how our swift
spring heaps the orchards full Of bloom
and scent LOVELY, and the maiden Nav
returns with pretty haste Barry Corn
wal). Now do the majority Of inteli-
gent people think it better to sport with
Amaryllis in the shade or with the
tangles of Ne@ra's hair (dilton) than TO
creep into some still cavern deep. there
to weep and weep and weep CTennyson)
All tn Sc and many other things do we
see and enjoy now that spring has
broken the icy letters of the silver
streams (Wilkesbarre special dispatch),
and all nature reioices that grim -visaged
March has smoothed his frosty pow
BURNS and Shakespearel. Springl beau.
tiful spring. has returned with birds
and flowers 1original), and new fashion.
able styles in hats, bonnets, dresses (ad-
vertisements), inhuenzas and catarrhe
and hundreds of other things make
business ively.-NeaO York Herosd.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1875-05-14

It was dhru1y beautiful ting, to saw
SO much of dot shpirits of determinations
embodied in der fhrame work of hen.
Yoost saw der pigture of dot shicken,
und blease to told me, did you efer in
my life saw SO much designations, SO
much of dot pure shpirid Of conscien-
dious willingness of duty. Veil, I'll
yoost baed you tree tollars about it. Wy,
such sight like dot wood make man
go right away gwick off und marry q
widow. 1t wood make feller walk
around NIT a meekness dot vas gharac
derisdic of one who had got q mudder-
bylaw dots SO. Yoost once more,
again does der accommodating shicken
produce der embryo, und once more
already der egg dots full NIT meat
dhrops Through der hatchvay, und again
der batentee adds annudder one to der
many vat he vas hate in his hat, by in
dustry und perseverance, und der pride
of dot female shicken. But yoost let it
been reckermembered by dose who eggs
pect to buy derritory for dis invention
Dot 6 virtue shtops sometimes to been a
forbearance, und der substance of efen
hen might been layed away. So look
pooty veil out.