The Arizona sentinel., 1875-01-09

A French preacher describes
hell as place where they talk
politics all day. What they do at
night he does not report.
Nothing will sooner tempt a
bachelor to abandon his resolution
TO marry than to sleep in the adj
Joining room to couple with a
c0licky baby.
The maddest Kind ola woman
is one who spends half hour in
arranging her toilet before de-
scending to the parlor on the ar
rival of a Vfsitor-Who proves to
be book agent.
Captain John Boston, of Lewis
county, Kentucky, aged 95, and a
veteran of the war of 1872, is about
to be married. His intended
bride is only a year older than
himself.
A couple of fellows who were
pretty thoroughly soaked with
bad whiskey, got into the gutter.
After laundering for some time
one of them said: "Let's go to
anotheB house, this hotel leaks"
A. T. Stewart hasn't finished
his Home for Women vet, and he
probably will not. He found that
women would not enter it under
his rules, one of which is that
they should have no beaus and
should be in at s o'clock every
evening.
An Iowa father, who has sue
ceeded in raising seventeen of the
worst children in this neighbor
hood, says he is bound to have a
representative in Heaven if it
takes seventeen more.
Everything goes wrong" said
an Illinois farmer, wiping his
eyes. "The grasshoppers cum,
the hired man broke his leg, wife
died, the barn burned, and Pve
rid for three days and can't find a
woman who wants to marry !"
A Mrs. Grant, who lives in
Polk county, Oregon, killed two
deer recently in one day, and |
few days previously killed very |
large fat buck. She has killed |
eighteen deer since she resided |
on the Luckiamute, and is one of |
the most successful shots in that |
section of the country.
The citizens of st. Louis are |
proud of the residence in their
midst of a beautiful poetess, of a
nature SO sensitive that she re.
Gently tainted dead away at the
sight of her little brother with a
fine-tOoth comb in his hand.
a young lady in Sedgwick
County, Kansas, advertises that
she will give two hundred dollars
Tor young man who will love
her in a kind and gentle man.
ner. If she will not be unreasOn-
able about the length of time, she
can, doubtless, be accommodated.
The Woman's Journal says that
in Warren, Massachusetts,, a day
or two since, lady, now in her
ninety-secOnd year, rode up and
down one of the streets on horse
back, with all the confidence and
agility of a young girl, only COM
planning that the young horse
would not move faster
The extraordinary contortions
of a man who attempts to cross a
New York street on rainy day
are only equalled by the sickly
depicted upon his face
when he fOps down in the gutter
and finds he has made a mis-. y
take.
happened to be in the Argus
office the other day, talking with {
Colonel Bangs, the editor, when
q red whiskeTed man entered and
the Colonel by throwing
chair at him, then he seized
Bangs by the hair, bumped his
head against the table three or
four times, and then kicked him
on the shins. When this eX-
hilaI ating exercise was over, the
visitor shook his fist very close to
the Colonel's nose, and said, "you 7
mutton headed outcast, If you
don't put that notice in to-mor-
row, I'll come round yer and I
smash you up! Do you hear me?
Then he cuffed Bangs ears
couple of times, kicked him some
more, emptied the inkstand on
his head, poured the sand from t
The sand-bOx in the same place. I
over the table and went d
)ut. During all this time the "
Colonel sat with a sickly kind of =
.mile on his face and never utter A
I'd a word. When the man left. T
Bangs picked up the table, wiped
he ink and sand from his face,
md to me, said: [