davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24
New Probabilities.

When you see man going home
at two o'clock in the morning and
know his wife is waiting for him
it is likely to be stormy.
Whom a man receives q bill for
goods his witch bought unknown
to him, look out for thunder and
lightning.
When a man goes home and finds
no supper ready, the FIRE out, and
his wife visiting the neighbors, it
is likely to be cloudy. "
When man promises to take
his wife to party, and changes
his mind after she is dressed, you
may expect a shower.
When a man saves his cigar
money to buy his wife a new bon
net, and the children new shoes,
it indicates spell of sunshine.
When a man dies and leaves q
nice young widow with plenty Of
money, and you see her walking
out with the executor on Sunday
afternoon, change is emminent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24
Rest Things.

The best theology pure and
benefcent life.
The best philosophy content
ed mind.
The best law-the golden rule.
The best observation-disclosures
ledge.
The best statesmanship-self-
knowledge.
The best Observation-Disclosures
and temperance.
The best art-painting a smile
upon the brow of childhood.
The best demonstrating
sunshine from a cloudy way.
The best war-to war against
ones weakness.
The best music-the laughter OF
an innocent child.
The best journalism-printing
the true and the beautiful only, on
memory's tablet.
The best telegraphing--fashing
a ray Of sunshine into a gloomy
heart.
The best biography-the life
which writes charity in the largest
letters.
The best mathematics-thaf
which doubles the most joys anc
divides the most sorrows.
The best navigation-steerin
clear of the decorating rocks o
personal contention.
The best diplomacy-effectin
a treaty Of peace with ones owl
conscience.
The best engineering--buildini
bridge Of faith over the river 0
death.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

The most terrific case of hug
ging that has yet been developed
in the Beecher scandal is that relat-
ed in an interview by Mrs. Wood
hull. She said: wn my last inter-
view with Theodore Tilton, he
came to my house and told me
that he had just come from his
house, and left Mr.. Beecher there.
He said Mr.. Beecher had been
holding Elizabeth on one knee and
him on the other, with his arms
around both, hugging them" Won
der if he gave Theodore paroxys-
NAL kiss.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

fellow he's dead now, and true,
generous old salt left us when he
went to Davy Jones. He was with
me, Rrst mate OF the Mary Affair,
then, and it was my initiation as
Skipper.
Poor fellow, he had no home to
go to, no loved ones save those in
heaven, so he is at peace now, and
has met with many an Old compan-
ion, doubtless who can tell him why
the rope parted that sent Rob
Hardenburg to his death.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

On the piazza of Long Branch
hotel the other evening the follow
ing conversation between a pretty
young woman and her chevalier
was overheard:
She-Why have the newspapers
been making so much fuss about
the transit Of Venusi Who cares
anything about It'll
He-It's a matter Of great inter
est to science; but you women
neither know nor want to know
anything of science. Your sex
would not make q voyage to the
South Sea, except to find out how
Venus might be dressed.
Shelf I remember my mytho-
logy Alright, Venus didn't wear any
thing in particular; and now /
understand why the men have gone
so far to look at her. Almost any
man would go several thousand
miles to see a woman who had
to put on her clothes.
He was silent, having manifestly
received new light on the subject.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

Not bad story comes from the
Savage Club, London, but it does
not seem quite clear who first made
the joke. A Savage" was stand
ing on the steps at Evans Hotel,
Covent Garden, where the club is
now located, when a gentleman
came up and asked him if there
was "a gentleman with one eye
named Walker" in the club. 81
don't know" responded the "Sav-
age;" "what was the name Of his
other eyer
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

A genius from Albany has made a
discovery which will prevent dog
from barking. A post is put along
side of the dog-house,on the top of
the post is pulley; clothes line
is attached to the collar of the dog
and passed through the pulley, and
thence to the bedchamber of the
sleeper. The dog banks and Till
pulls the rope. Soon the dogs
head is heavenward, and his feet
leave the ground. A moment sus-
pended, he is let down, and with
his tail turned inward; forward he
scoots for his kennel, with no fur
Their desire to elevate himself by
his bark. Two pulls for the first
night is a permanent cure.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

There are more ways than one
for a discarded lover to console
himself. In this State, the other
day, for instance, a young man
who had become enamored of o
rich widows daughter was refused
her hand, whereupon, not being
willing to give up without at least
a relic OF remembrance of the fair
one, he visited the clothes-line and
pu loined chemiso and some mis-
cellanecus articles of apparel be-
longing to her, which he stuffed
and hung up in his bedroom, MAX
ing full efiigial representation OF
Of his adored by adding q stuffed
head and feet. 1t was founo by
officers who were searching for the
lost apparel, who hedrtlessly dis
cmboweled it ana carried home
the stolen garments.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24
The Cause of Laughter.

Mlrth Is caused by the suuuen
shifting of events, by the comicaI
thwarting of our expectations, by
the blunders of odd and awkward
men whose tongues stumble in
speech, and whose feet trip to To-
comotion. We laugh at habits
and customs to which we are I'M
used, at the speech and dress and
manners with which we are I'M
familiar. We laugh at knaves who
pretend to be honest, at fools who
pretend to be wise, at hypocrites
who pretend to be pious. We
laugh not at tho well-dressed man,
but at the fop who over-dresses.
His airy aGiectations, his pert adj
dress, his brazen impudence, his
small talk are fair targets for the
arrows Of wit.
Blunders made in public speech
cause unreasonable merriment.
We look for one thing and find
another; our expectations have
been cheated, and the collapse in
our anticipations is sure to cause
laughter. A sudden turn of
thought, a strange utterance, bull
iolts US off the track on which the
mind was running, and we LET loose
all sense of dignity in tho desire
to give free rein to the emotion OF
feeling or mirth. The humor OF
the minister is defended on the
ground that it pleases those who
hear it, and has n harmonizing
tendency. A half score of the
greatest wits in tho world were
clergymen.
There are few doctors who have
not made the discovery that laugh
ter "doeth good like a medicine"
Puns are sometimes better than
powders: anecdotes may be more
effective THAI anodynes. Mirth |
will drive away melancholy, as tho
poseate licht of the morning drives !.
he bats aud owls and ghost GU
rom sight.
1t is often difficult for iurists to
maintain their gravity in court.
rhe absurd testimony, the ride
llous plea, the odd Interruptions,
he comical expressions and atti-
udes of witnesses, and the sipgu-
ar verdicts Of juries sometimes
ives to justice the appearance OF
omedy, and the scales that should
,e even, vibrate to the touch OF
IN.
A blunderin church is provocative
If smiles and laughter, no matter
low serious our minds or genuine
,ur piety. We cram our pocket
into our mouths, but
he torrent Of laughter comes tear
ng from the heart, and it will
Freak over the coral embankment |
n spite of the cambria and silk
which momentarily intercepts its
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

When the late General Thomas,
U. s. A., was asked for o furlough
by lack woodsman soldier in or
der that he might visit his wife, to
whom he had been married but
three months, he replied: "Why,
my dear fellow, I haven't seen my
wife for three years" The back
woodsman stared incredously. at
the general for q moment, and
then broke out. "But You see me
and my wife amt that kind
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1875-03-24

Several years ago hopeful
young minister left these shores
for the Cannibal Islands as a mis-
sionary. On arriving at the end
Of his journey the natives weighed
him and cut a silver off his leg as
q sample. He came home by the
next boat, and is now the travelling
agent Of q circus.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

nRUGGIsTs SITUATION WANTED BY GRAD.
~ uate Of Philadelphia College Pharmacy also paSel
board speaks German, gooi references as 20 honesty
and conpetency salary moderate. Address CAMPhOI,
Herald ONCE.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

AN ExPERIR CED Bo0KKEEPER. WITH GOOD
"a references, desires situation; would accapt par
tla or temporary employment Of any Kind Address -
T.. Herald Office.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

nRUG CLERK wANTED-oNg THAT Il FULLY
IL competent take charge 81 nrs class drug stor.
Address EUGENE A. WYATT, Ridguood. Bcrsc1
n J..
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

900 EAST 2D STA RESPECTABLE YOUNG
ZOU woman 10 cook. wash ant iron or 10 do general
nousework small private family. good city refer
ence. Address
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

Oh WEST ATH ST.. CORNER OF BROADWAY
I'll 4 A splendid cook in private family; best city
references
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

90 suLaIyAE ST. n TnE sroEE-AS A .s.G,,
for small iamnyi city country; Is capable ami wiz
ing; reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

800 SULLIVAN sr-As COOK. WASHER AND
goo ironer IN private family, CITY Or country good
city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

slO0 WEST 29TH Stan ENGLISH PROFEs-
Z)U tant woman as hrst class cook understands all
Kinds sd and biscuit; country preferred; best
Call two
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

100 WILLOW ST., BROOKLYN PREsENT EN-
~ ployer's).-rwo respectable Protestant girls to
go together cook the other aundress and to
assist with chamberwork; country preferred CAL
Friday and SATURDAY
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

100 WEST 2oTH sT.-AS COOK AND LAUNDREss;
IAA no objections to the country Tor tho summer
best city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

1EQ FAST AID STA RESPECTABLE WOMAN As
IOO first class cook IN private family; understands
her business thoroughly; best city references from her
last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

40 9TH Az. BETWEEN 18TH AND 18TH SITS
ITO Two respectable girls; one as COOK washer and
troner is good baker; the other chambermad ana
waitress In private family; best city reference
last place; both Protestants; city country.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

900 WEST IgTH STA RESPECTABLE NORTH
Hi OF ireland giri rs good plain cook washer and
ironer objection to do homework in small family;
best city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11
CLERKs AND sALEsnIIcN.

AN NO l CoUNTERMAN II OPEN TO AN IN
n gsgemeRt; ten years experience IN London aud
YORK wholesale and retal eries; unexcepuSn-
able references 10 honesty eapabity aud industry
city country. Address CAPABLL4tY, box In herald
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

40 WEST nth STA RESPECTABLE WOMAN
IfO as irst class cook, thoroughly understands her
business in al Its branches; objection boarding
house city or country good city reference. Cali Tor
two lays.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

w waters objection TO the country four yesrss
reference last employer. Address or call At I'D
East 18th St
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

WANTED-A SITUATION BY AZ LNGLIsHMAN oS'
w good business qualifications, in Tea or ne grocery
store. Address N. ~ ~. box III lIer.ll olice.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

A YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF GREAT EXPERIENCE
II in European travelling, ana who spcvks the princi-
pal anguages would Ike 70 engage party for tour N
Europe willing to pay passage 20 Liverpool Ad-
dress COURIER, Herald onlce.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

RESPECTABLE NAN WISHES A SITUATION AS
n farmer thoroughly understands all kinds Of iarm
ing. OF horses and machinery best references.
Address ID. H., box 1877 Herald ONCE.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

WANTE0-A SITUATION AS BARTENDER OR IN
w grocery store, by young lately nom Ire
land. Address r. +. NJ, $40 West 10Th $
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

761 WEST 2sTu ST., FIRST FLOoR.-A RE-
lO-f spectacle woman as hrst class cook under
stands her business thoroughy good baker, city refer
enco city country.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

OIE EAST 2sTH STA SCOTCH PROTESTANT
AID woman = cook city reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

A SITUATION wANTED--BY A FIRST CLASS BA r.
n tender;~ derstands his business; reference
given Address H. L. Post Cellar corner Broadway and
Barclay st.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

lOI PRINCE STA YOUNG LADY, SPEAKING
lCI French English and German, as salesglrl in q
fancy store best references
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11
SITUATIONS WANTED-uALEs.

A YOUNG MAN AGED n, WISHES SITUATION
as bartenderi can open oysters and is Thoroughly
last place: Address ". j., box III Herald Uptown
Branch oface.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

ITO 9TH Az, OVER THE BAKERY.-TWo RE-
l - spectacle women one family; compe-
tent cook, first class washer and roner; the other rs
chambermad and waitress willing 70 assist with tho
washing and ironing; objection TO the country best
CITY reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

1CS GREENWICH AVA RESPECTABLE GIRL
Il ~ good plain cook IN private boarding house
good city reference nom last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

40 WEST 2IST ST. PREsENT EMPLoYER,SJ-A
ITO German girl as cook and TO assist with the
Ing and ironing in private family; no objection to the
country the summer: references Apply to-day
between 10 A. NJ and p. NJ.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

VlTASTED-A SITUATION TO TAKE CARE or 4
w gentlemans residence Ia the eliy during the sum
meE Apply at Ill 9th ay Call for two days
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

Oh WEST B7TH STA YOUNG GIRL AS CRAM
OU bermaid aud waitress; willing assist In wash
ing; city country Can be at present employer
before II O'Clock A. N.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

IN AMERICAN LADY AS RESIDENT COVERINGS
"A English aud piano city or country salary moderat
Address REFERaACE, box 100 Herald Uptown Branc
office
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

dr6 GRERNwICH ST., IN THE CANDY STORE
fOO A competent woman AS first class cook under
stands all kinds OF baking public or private good ref
erence.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

1SQ EAST Dish STA RELIABLE WOMAN AS
IOJ good mea cook and baker fret class laun-
dress country preferred
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

000 WEST gTH ST. RESPECTABLE GIRL AS
best reference nom last place.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

COMPETENT PROTESTANT WOMAN AS GooD
"A cook in a, private family IN the country; 10 first
class baker and pastry cook would do the coarse wash
ing. Address COOK, box l39 Herald Uptown Branch
Office.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

1OSA Isr Ava-A YOUNG AMERICAN WOMAN
ing and obgng; city reference. Call Tor days Ring
third belt
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

GJ1Q WEST 18th STA PROGRESSED COOK, w
ZlO derstands all sorts OF cooking and desserts;
highest Recommendation from last employer.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

40 weST 2isT sT.-IN A PRIVATE FAMILY AS
lfO cook and assist In the washing AMI ironing I;
very best references from last employer Apply between
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

O77 EAST 10Th STA COMPETENT WOMAN Az
Il seamstress; does sll kinds of family sewing,
and fits chidreu's clothing operates Wheeler
Wilson'S machine will assist with chamberwork or
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

100 WEST 18TH ST. BETWEEN 6rH AND 7TH
j CC AVA reliable young girl good cook and to
do the coarse washlngi excellent baker, country
ferred best references
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

On UNIVERSITY PLACE tPREsEET EMPLOY
~ er'sl.-A young woman as chambermaid: Will as
sist with washing and Ironing; willing ana obligng.
Call for week.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

O06 EAST 22D ST., IN TIE REAR. SECOND
ZeDsl n00r.-A young woman TO cook, wash aud iron
city country; cool reference.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

400 9TH Av CORNER s4TH STA REsPECTA-
fs0J Bile woman first class cooks understands
French and English bookings country preferred; good
city reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

LADY MUSIC TEACHER DESIRES A positions
"A as goyerncss; city country; salary not so
expected good home. address q O., Herald ONCE
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

A GERMAN OR SWEDISH GIRL AS COOK IN A
n small American family. Apply. between and II
O'clock, at TO- Lexington av.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

A 4 FIRST CLASS COOK IN A PRIVATE FAMILY;
n is good bread and biscuit baker city country;
good last place. Address COOK, box l04
Herald Uptown Branch Office
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11
SITUATIONS wAETrD-FEMALEs.

HoF@N AAvusoWvEH1 o~Os
G12 EAST s9rH ST., THIRD FLooR.-A RESPECT
O1O able girl lately landed 10 do general house work
IN small family has served in gentiemen's families in
the old country.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

77O nth Av., OVER THE BAKERY-A MOST
I y respectable woman as good plain cook, washer
and ironer; willing and ob lying; Will be ionnd trust
Thy, reliable person. three years first class city ref
erence from last employer, who can be seem Can oil
the week
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

ia EAST SD SRA YOUNG GIRL AS FIRST
LII class waitress; understands her business thor.
oughly, and all kinds OF salads; would assist in cham
berwork; best city references
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

OH WEST Both ST. THIRD FLOOR, ROOM "A
IL r young hrst class waitress in q board
ing house hotel city country fully competent to
take charge OF the dining understands the care
OF silver and dress salads In every style; best city
reference
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

R1O sTH AVA REsPECTABLE PROTESTANT
UfA girl who has lived 20 months with last family as
chambermaid and waitress In snail private family
objection to the country city preierred best refer
ences
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

n A IRVING PLACE.-BoYs' CLOTHING CUT AND
Ot made work solicited in families Address Mrs.
A. f. w.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-11

900 WEST 3oTH STA GIRL or II TO ASSIST
AZZ In the OF children ana make herself gener-
ally usefuI 10 The COUNTRY good reerenoo
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-10-05
FROM HAMILTON.

We are permitted to make the fol.
lowing extracts from private letter
from Hamilton, Nevada, to q friend
in this city:
HAMILTON, New, Sept. 81.
DEAR SIR:-I received your last
letter in due time. have been busy
running a quartz mill. You know that
keeps one busy. Am now running
steady and doing tolerably we'll.
Will run until winter stops me. 1
then think of visiting Virginia City
or San Francisco. There are no
Robinson mines here. The ores are
rich and massive.
Times are now dull, but will not
long remain so, trust.
The old Robinson mill, what there
is left of it, IL to be sold October 18th.
The furnace there is doing we'll
smelling ore mostly from Ward Dis
trict. Tho Paymaster mine Is richer
than ever rs they sink ON 1t, with an
increasing body OF ore. FrizeIl 10
Superintendent and has left for San
Francisco. But little doing In Min
eral' City. shall run two furnaces
here next month; am now getting in
coal and ore. A new furnace Is built
at Swansea, three miles from here.
Yours truly,
L. B. B.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-10-05
PRIVATE LETTER FROM WARD
DISTRICT.

The following private letter from
Ward District, contains a few items
of general interest and we are per-
mitted to print them:
Ward, New. Sept. %.
Friend--: Your favor OF few
days since duly received and as I
have q little business to-day will
answer the same. Everything is
very quiet in this whole section. The
mines in this district continue to
yield we'll, and the Company are
making preparations to work all
winter, and are fixing things up in
good comfortable shape. Our friends
at the Lake are doing but little, and
will make but light effort during
the coming winter. The furnace at
Robinson's has been running for
near month and is still in good
condition. We have sent them from
the Paymaster about hundred tons
of ore of fair grade, which they
run through with their Robinson
and which will run their bullion up
to q value sufficient to make It pay.
I suppose you have read and heard
all about our Indian War in Spring
Valley. In my opinion it was all a
humbug, the scare was needless and
without cause, gotten up and encour
aged bv interested parties for specu-
lative purposes. Your friend Lew
Carpenter is now here. His address
for the present is Mineral City. He
brought with him some fine looking
ore from his mines at Grant, and
report that his mines are looking
splendid. Judge Frizell is in San
Francisco. I understand that he
and White are having little misun-
derstanding relative to their inter.
ests here which will probably break
up the sale. Your Friend,
r. B.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-10-05

The Virginia Chronicle published
on Friday, in one column, about all
the com ment favorable to Governor
Bradley's Prison Conspiracy, save
what it has itself written. This is
what we call "damning a man with
faint praise" We have said about
all we care to about the affair until
the whole truth is brought out by
an investigation, If there be any.
At present Beecher and Bradley are
too generous by halt, and Moulton
and Hyman don't quite appreciate
the kindness extended. Come, Gov
ernor, get to work at that investiga-
ton, or tell us why not.