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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-04-01

FIRST National Tank Of Austin,
(Su .cessor to Harlan ". Page, Danker.)
fLI!ER W.SEAW HARLAN W.PAGE.
President. Cashie'.
G. +. TRENWITH, Asst. Cash'r.
DIRECTORS
OLIVER ". SHAW, g. T. SKINNER,
Z. A. ROLLINS, F.. O. WHEELER,
president National HARLAN W. PAGE.
Life Ins Co., Ehia.
Eastern Exchange and Drafts on Great Br-
,ain and all principal Continental Cities, 10
sale ! sums to suit.
Collections will receive prompt attenti 'n.
Agents for Cunar,l Line Of Steamships aEe
Tickets sold at kesWcs;& currency rates to
iua from ali Railway Stations in Europe.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-04-01

in the city, where persons or parties can be
accommodated with all the delicacies of the
season. on the shortest notice. On Mill street
opposite Chandler Bros.
Austin, Mimi, Dec. 10th. #.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
THO Beam of be KnIl,.

TIE RATTLE AT CAMDEN, ALMosT A CENTURY Aao
How DE KALB FELL WITH ELEVEN WOUNDS,
TIRE DELAWARE SOLDIERS AT HIS SIDE.
Gorge Washington Greene IN October atlantic.
Above them all lowered the gallant German at
their head. His sword was stained deepest his
battle-cry rang cleareat there was triumph in
the keen flash OF hi. croft not tho yictor's
triumph tho triumph OF duty done Three
times he led his wiling men to the charge. Three
times they were forced back by superior num-
bers For numbers began to tell His horse
was shot under him. HIS head was laid open by
a sabre-s.roko. Jau1ette, the adutant of tho
Delaware regiment, bound m tho wound with
his scarf and besought him TO withdraw from
the fight. NithGutheedlng tue appeal, De Kalb
led the charge on foot. Wound followed wound
but lie hold his ground desperately. At last
concentrating his strength in final CHARGE
CORVALLIS came on. The Marylanders
broke De Kalb fell, bleeding from eleven
wounds still at this supreme moment strong
enough to cut down soldier who was aiming
his bayonet at lis breast. "lhe rebel general
the rebel general ~ rhOuted the enemy, as thew
caught sight OF his epaulettes spare tho Bl-
ron De Kalb, cried bis adjutant, Dnbuyse0n.
yainly throwing himself upon his body and try
ing to shield it with his own from the thiretv
bayonets. Iio spoke to hearts hardened by the
fierce spirit OF battle. The furious English
raised the helpless warrior from the ground, and
leaning him egainst wagon began to strip him.
At this moment Corvallis and his cutie rode
up. They found him already stripped to his
shirt, and with the blood streaming from eleven
wounds. II regret to see you go badly wound
ed Tut am glad to nave defeated you," esid
the victorious general, and immediately gave
orders that his brave antagonist should be prop.
erly cared for. For three days his strong frame
struggled Viii death. Dubuysson watched by
his bedside. English officers came to express
their sympathy and regret. Soldier to the last
his thoughts were with the brave men WHO had
faced the enemy 20 gallanily at his command
aud just before he expired he charged his faith
full a1jutant to give them his thanks for their
yalor aud bid them an etfectionate farewell"
On the 18Th he died, three days after the bat
tie. The Masons OF the British army took part
in his funeral, and buried him with masonic
rites. Gates announced his death to Congress
in terms of warm admiration aud Congress 70.
ted Il monument, which has never been erected.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

--Scfibher's Monthly FOR to5er opsns with
fine poem called "Jessamine," By George
Parsons L4throp. Major Powell gives most
interesting account of his Overland Trip to the
Grand Canon" IN 1870, iiued with adventure,
ine descriptive passages and Indian traditions.
Mr.. Stedman las Lis secoud paper on the
"Mnor Victorian Poets !" "A Mad Man OF Let
tiers" lie an able and timely discussion of Poes
mental condition, by Francis Gerry Fairfield,
in which the writer shows 4 high faculty for
discriminating criticism "Some Vegetable Ec-
centnclties are described by Byron u. Hasted
(the illustrations OF tins paper are noticeable y
MIR. Frank X. stockton cOndenses, with, varia-
tons tue story of '.PleIrut. Warrior and States
man !" Mrs Walker tells sbont "Ihe Winthrop
DruIy Affair."" DR.. Holland continues his
"Story of Seyenoaks !; jules Nerue's "Myeter-
ious Island" appears IN its condensed form,
but occupies more space than usual and there
il plea for Slippers by an anonymous
writer.
For the coming months. Scrt5ner announces q
most brilliant array of Contributions includiug
| Bret Harte's new story. Gabriel Conroy,"
| which will be begun in the November issue /; Ed
ward Everett Hale's tale of Tine Companions Of
| Philip Nolan " and story by Mrs. Bennett,
already very fsvorably known by her short
sketches, entitled "rhat Lass O. Lowrie's'
81. Nicholas for October is full az usual with
| all manner Of good things for the young folks.
from beginning to end, profusely Illustrated and
quite Us attractive to the domestic heads of de-
pArtment as to the juveniles. Young America is
under q vast debt Of gratitude to 81 Nicholas
for his monthly visits.
Tie October Atlantic Nong.{Y Offers in unu,
| sual variety the elements of interest which il
has always been the aim OF this publication tc
supply. Fiction heads the iist in a tenth chapter
OF "Rodenck Hudson Hiram Rich follows will
some drearnily delicate songs grouped under the
title of "I4eaves GU the Tide" aut
these are succeeded by an essay by I
:. Perry on the poet Clough. 1t is clear, earn
est and eager in Its high estimate of It's subject
Colonel G. Z. Warning, Jr., gives some praetca
instruction in "Santary Drainage" with thu
help Of several illustrative figures and witt,
writer whose name does not appear gives III
some extremely telling satire in feigned nc
count OF - The Curious Republic of Gondour
A paper more direct in its bearing ON politics i
Albert Websters spirited outllne sketch o
Southern 3one-Politics' Mrs Kemble goe
on with her entertaining Gossip, and tier
are several polished poems by Edgar Fswcett
Mrs. Platr, and others. Emily Ford tells will
much simple powor story of the British press
gang. - The Oleauder Tree aud i'll the way o
history there is an article on General John d
Kalb, by Professor G. W. Greene, "a well az a
extremely interesting sketch Of /" Old Time On
: entail Trade. 10y ". l.. Fawcett, who SHOWS no,
/ many interests the Eastern question has involS
ed. Notices OF literature and art, with review
OF recent Boston and Chicago School Report
close the number
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
pUB1JssEp EVERY AFTERNOON, tsundo,

PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON tsundoys
pcepted) at the COMMERCIAL BUILDING, SotIth-tuest
sornsr Fifth and Market Streets. 1too cents COPY
Ten cents a tpeek. DELIVERED FRRR By oa1rtefs
Throughout ths city, The COMMERCIAL ,oiA BE- sent ~
mail % UNI Post Office in NeU Castle County at soUo
pr annau; sl.25 fer months; 90 cents PEI month ;
to Pos. Offices ou,sds Of Alo Castle county, $3.50 per
aanuqn siaO for three months; so oents per "o''''
FaE PuBLIsHERs PREPAY POSTAGE In oil asses
COMMERCIAL STEAM PRINTING ROOMS, pro
odea ,si;h rs,-elass machinery and st1Sl sorknsr,
for erecutsHg Book Job ana Mercantile Printing o. az
descriptions, at prices telos the ieding Printing
sotlses Of the large cities.
DELLA FARE TRIBUNE, tEeekiy) the Peni,lsular
orcan Of Farmers aud Eru-grotcers; great Family
astOapep~; published erery Thursday morning, at
Tso Dollars year, POSTAGE PREPAID BY TUE PUB.
LIsHsRs-
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
THE MILD POWER CURES.
HUMPHREYS
HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS.

HAVE PROVED, FROM THE MOST ample ex-
perience an entire success. Simple. Prompt, Eflc
ent AMI RELIABLE. They are the only medicines per-
fectly adapted TO popular use-so simple that mia
taxes cannot he made in using them 10 harmless
as to BE- free from danger ana SO efficient to be
always reliable. . he's have the highest commenda-
ton from all, and viii always render satisfaction
Nos. Cures Cents
l. FEvBIs Congestion, lu1ammAtions ..,,.,25
O. WORMS, Worm Fever, Worm Collie, .......,..25
g. CRYING-CoLIc or 1'eething OF Jnfants ,,.,,., rs
T. DiAKRHdA, OF Children OF Aduis, Is
5. DYsENTERY, Gripping, Bilious Cole, .........2h
9. CHoLERA-MoRBrs, Vomiting, ......s...,.......25
]. COUGHS Colds Bronchitis ...,................25
3. NEuRaLGIA Toothache, taceace..
.. HEADACHES, Sick Headache, Vertigo .,,.. rs
10. DYSPEPSIA, Bilious stomach, ........,,.,...2f
II. SuPPREssED or Painful Periods.
Y. WHITES too PTofuse Periods,
10 GROUP, Cough, Difficult Breathing,
ID. SlIT kHEuH, krysipe as, ErupttOn5 ......... rs
o. RHEuAAlIsM, Rheumatic Pains, ......,,.......25
IL. FEVER AND AduB, Chil Fever, Agnes, 80
IS oPaTnALsT, and Sore Or weak Eyes,
-. CATARRH, acute or chronic influenza, .......5O
90. WHoOPIHG-COUGH, violent coughg, .... 70
81. ASTHMA, oppressed Breathing, .......,..5O
Y FAR DISCHARGES, impaired hearing, ........5O
%. ScsogULA, enlarged glands Swellings, SO
"a. GENERAL DEBILITY, Physical WeaknesD, .,50
rs. DgoPsY and scauty Secretions, .......,...h 10
70. SEA-SIcENEss, sickness from riding, 80
~. kIDEEY-D1sEAsR, Gravel, ..............,.....D
IS. NERVOUS DEBILITY, .....................' On
20. eoKE MOUTH Canker, Observation-Disclosures
80. nRIsARY WEAKNESS, wetting The bed, ......bO
%. PAINFUL PERIODS, with Spa9ms, ............5l
" DISEASE OF HEART, palpltations, etc.. - 90
BY. HflLEPsEY, Spasns, st. Yltus Dance, ...,,f 70
81. DTPHTHBRrA liberated sore throat .. 10
3o. Chronic CDHGEsTIoNs and Eruptons ,.5O
Walls, 80 cents, texcept25, 80, and as1 ..,.S 90
FAMILY CASES.
Case Qoroccol with above IS large v!als and
Manuel OF directions. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 90
Ease ln0rocco) oil 70 large walls and Book. 80 on
single Boxes and Nials as above
sp-rhese remedies are sent by the cnse or single
box 70 any part OF tae country. free OF charge on
receipt OF price. Address
HUMPHREYS
HOMEOPATHIC MEDICINE 90.
ofHce and Depot, No. 5s2 Broadway, New YORK.
For sale In Wilmington BY
W. y. AI.RICH,
JOHN }. GALLAGHER
y. d G. SHOEMAKER,
=. BRINGH URST & co
f. MoINALL JR,
feo2I,deodamly a. WALTON.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Every revival of Revolutionary "reminiscences
turns up something interesting is the people CT
this State and creditable to the part their fore
fathers took in the great struggle. Prot.
Greene's account Of the death Of De Kalb at
Camden recalls the fact that the Delaware regi-
ment was standing firmly by him in his gallant
struggle, and that Peter Jaquett, of New Castle
Hundred, who fought near him, bound up his
wounds with scarf A rugged, blunt old sol
der was Jaquett-not old, however, at the time
De Kalb fell.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

The earnestness of the American feeling IN
behalf OF the public schools is displayed most
forcibly whenever any enemy threatens them.
In New Jersey, recently, the Constitutional
amendments guaranteeing their integrity were
adopted by majority simply enormous, and
tue display of opposition by some of the Roman
Catholic priesthood only swelled the over.
whelming vote In New York aud Ohio the
same disposition is indicated amongst the peo-
pie, as the question comes under discussion,
and in the latter State, il it were distinctly seen
that there was an effort to destroy the schools,
or to divide the fund for sectarian use, the up.
rising of popular indignation would be irreslst-
ible. Nothing is closer to the American heart
than the public school system, and il there
exists purpose or q hope in the mind of any
men or class, whether Ultramontane,
Jesuit or whit not, that there may some day
come favorable opportunity for undermining
or destroying it, the prospect is certainly not
encouraging to them. They must wait long
tina besore the vigilance Of the people on this
subject will sleep.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

THIS welt known and thoroughly tried preparation
Inainiains lis tepnia ION as remedy unsurpass ed
for the cure of blood aud skin diseases, WIZ letter
rlngWoEins, scrdfua, hl4tches, pimples, bos, i'm
puftiea Of tie blood, etc i'ut M IL quart bottles
Price situ eGcn.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
LIsHBRl

~ Persons leaving to,cn for the summer can hare
the COMMERCIAL mailed b thsU, post pdia, for o.
sents a month.
Subscribers seBdingd single eopy Of the COMMERCIAL
atsay by mail are informed thGtd tiso-ce"t stamp Is
required fan ordinary DraPper b. USED; sent to the
post office teith one cent stamp il will probably nspsr
rsaeh It's destination. 1he paper nth no 'orappr at
al, or light one, can be mailed for one cent.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
MINERAL SPRING WATERS:

Geyser, tsarasogl,) Excelsior, (Saratoga,) High
Rock, tSaratogal Vlchy, Kissingen. Also, the iol-
lowing waters 10 bottles: Congress, Exec siur IIa-
thorn, Geyser, iiigh Rock. 81. Louis, Magnetic,
franklin Ballstuu Spe, Gettysburg, Misaisqyoi,
ltockhrllge Alum st, Ca'harne's Rrtesian, Field.
ereshalle, Nlcly, Settler, Bedford, Bic.
X. BHiNGHUR.T & CO.,
Wholesale ard Retail DRUGGISTS
fnrnar Y. yih nnd MRrlnt -frnats
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Senator Morton has been making brilliant
canvass in Ohio, being received by immense
meetings, which manifested tho greatest enthu.
siasm at hiA addresses, and gave hun the most
cordial greeting. Morton is not popular in the
New York Su. Office and similar loc.ties, hut
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

eheerfully give hls testimony u the inllic that
cured ne:
was afflicted fnr many years with dsordered
blood a trpah.esoIne and obstinate tetter OF the
sAin AMI swelling OF the glands OF Ehe neck, which
was the occasion ef Prolonged suffering anf eH-
pcuse.
cOnsultci eight NJ the most prominent pnye-
clans in the city ana uaed their Medicine ono time
w!tdent receien2 any permanent relief; Oh the
contrary getting worse. I'll nnG!l aiupft ass pair
Ing Of luDe, | was iniaced to Try Mrs. Fosters
Il Oh Purifier which waa accommodated 70 me 0e
being q certain cure for my iiHease. II WAS the
tufn'ng point IN my case after nsng two DOIrlea
OF tho hlool Purifier In connection Wlth the Tettar
Ointment, the swelling ceased, me eruptluns Gis3p
pearcd cad now ain entirely and efectually cured
II further Information Is desired concerning m,
case cal Al ny Residence.
THug, sCDTT
fqa1 fnavrnnn- Strsnt nppr 11th Strnaf pritCn
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Cures darrhga dysentery, cholera murbus
cramp, pain, etc. Price Is cents per bottle.
All the above remedies prepared and sold whole
sale AMI retAil AZ
FOSTERS DRUG STORE,
Iront and est Sta.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

For tctter, rlugworIne, eruptiens. TO he used In
connection Win the Slond fu1der. Price 70 cents
| ner hnX.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
tSpefial alotites.
Curry Powder,

Celery seed, pure spices, sealing wax and corks
Also, sponges, chamois skins, sponges, etc.
AT TIE
jyl7-tf ~. .. ALhJCH.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
yapurixisig innaier,.

VapUrixitig inhaiers.
FOR lNuALING THE FUMES OF MIL late OF
AMMONiA,
Win any o.aei mel!cine desired IN tae treatment u
NA'AiL CArARGu, BaoNt Hirs, Asst. VA, ETC.
ru.y AXE rue CHEAPEST INHALERs lNTHs
MAtkEI,
AADAES JUST ASGO.D rs rhusEMHtCH
s. Al
FIVE" INKS rue piucF.
SDLs AGENTS FOR ~lLMlNGToS. De.
b r &. sHuEsAKkl1
PHsssAolsrs.
Doys-u INSTITUTE Bu'lting siS Market street
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

| Prrnared hs Mrs. Dr Poster hu tnta1ible rem
| ely for piles Quterna and e3tcrneN and hurns.
| lter' the Testimonials on circulars accompanying
| eech ulX. Proc 2h eCnts eneh
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Governor Tilden pays high compliment to
the Republicans, admitting by his actions that
he could not mako up his ticket in New York
without securing candi iates from the Repub-
can party. 1t is .headed by John Bigelow for
Secretary OF State, who is known only as Re.
publican, and has not been member OF the
Democratic organization for many years. 1t
contains, also, Lucius Robinson, for Controll-
er, who was elected a few years ago on the Re-
publican State ticket, and has been known as a
Liberal" and even a third candidate, named
for State Prison Inspector, ia said to be of the
same sort. Thus, Mt. Tilien, in making up a
Democratic ticket, takes three Republicans, and
four young and comparatively unknown NOM
bars OF his own party. We say he pays Ia high
compliment to the Republicans, while he seems
to have ONLY a qualified confidence in the De-
mocracy.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Maine gives nearly five thousand Republican
majority on the State ticket, elects Republican
in tins Congressional vacancy by thousand ma
jority, and has Republican majority in the
Senate and 10 in the House. And over this re.
suit, there has been no little Democratic jubila-
tion Let them laugh that win
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Tonic, invgoratng, Appetizer. Cures dyspepsia
headache, nervousness debility, fever and ague
etc. iut up in quart bottles. Price. sl.00 each.
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22

Choice Soda Weter.
r. Bringhurst co. have re-opened their Mineral
Water Fountain fl the season The majority Of
our citizens have tasted and know for themselves
the superiority of the soda water from this fountain
an the delicious lavOr OF the Fruit syrupA they
prepare, OF which there are upwards OF lwCnty va
reties. They lave
GLASS SIPHON BOTTLES,
and the necessary apparatus for properly filing them
with highly charged Carbonic Acid Water, which
can lie drawn al WILL, making the bottles really
PORTABLE FOUNTAINS,
which enable the invalid who may require IT, or the
lover Of Soda Water who may desire It, to enjoy the
uHe OF this delightful beverage at any time al home
We have on draught the following popular
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-09-22
10 PnEPAsRn m RsJ- sAPra
IN FITS EIRE AND HUnGIaR-pgsan.
vAaEBh,

Win Combination ard Formulation i.1css, tina,
DE opened only by the renter ''
Receive for safe keeping under guarattaf.= ,,a,,,
pes OF every description such as Goupon, fayst,,r
e .s ~ otner Bonds, Certificates of otucE, Dge,is
Mortgages, Coin. Plate, Jewery &c ''N''"
receive deposits OF money at interest payable
cheek on demand at per cent: or on IN da,s
cent, ~ t"h'n' NJ
:, Actas Executor Administrator, Guardian Az ,yr.a
committee Receiver, Agent, Attorney &c,. ami
execute trusts nt every Kind, under appolnImen,
Vi sIalea, courts, corporations or indyduals hold
ing trust Funds seperae and apart from All ntIer
assets OF the company i Oh o'''ei
Collec Interest or Income, and transact all o,bor
business authorized by It's charter IA ''''ei
send for a circular ~ wig "'uoe
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1875-10-08
oh Work-CASH ON DELIVERY.
BY-AND, BY.

There's little mise hicf,makcr,
That is stealing half our bliss,
Skctc|ing pictures in a land
That are never seen in this.
Dashing from the lips the pleasures
OF the present while we sigh;
You nay know this mschief.makcr,
For his name is By.aiM- By.
lie is sitting by your hcarthstoncs,
With his sly, bcw1tching glance,
Whispering of the coming morrow
a. 'hs !ss SKA Ia cHF aHaFnts Ga(Alaa (AlaavEpcs: it3,
liriing forms Of beauty nigh; +"
Hes smooth, Gcccitltil fellow,
This cnchanter Hy-and- BY.
You may know him by his winning,
Bv his careless, sportivc air;
By hi, sly, obrusiye presence.
That is straying everywhere:
BY the trophies that he gathers
Where his sombrc victims lie,
For a b.. !, determined fellow
Is this conqucrc, By,and-By.
When the calls Of duty haunt us,
And the present seems 10 he
All the time that ever mortals
Snatch from dark eternity.
Then fliry hand seems printing
Pictures on painted sky,
For cunling littlc artist
Is the fairy, By-and- By.
"Bv.anl By the wind is singing,
"By-and, BY" the heart replies;
Bu, the phantom .in@t above us
Ere we grasp it, ever flies.
List not to the idle charmcr.
Scorn the very spcclouS lie
DO not believe or trust in
This deceivcr, BY and-By.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1875-10-08
CIIU RClIE.S.

NrtiodiA E.E~Dlmi-Rcv. Geo. Z. Mayd
well. pastor Sabbath school AT a. IN. !.
" Stocksdalr. Supt.
LutAcron-R Rev. J. Snmcrr, pastor. Sab
bath school at O'Clock p. IN. JOS h. W ch.
Stcr, Snpt,
Lntd BlrthJrn--Rev. G B. Branc, pas.
tor. Sabbath school at , o clock; George
Pearl, Supr intrndcnt.
NorarhIn-Rrv. l.. p. CIcwcIl, pastor.
Sabbath school at 8 O'clock; James Cree
ger. Superintendent.
P'ottxtnnt Epi~DpI-Rev. kil-oWrc, pas
tor.
Ioman CaMoAr-Rcv. Father William
Hill.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
The height of impudence-the
length Of book agent.

The height of impudence-the
length Of q book agent.
A harder subject to deal with dian
even an OLD deck Of cards, is a man
who don advertise.
Why 10 von call your dog oak asked
Smith Of Jones. Because he has such
a coarse bark, replied Jones.
The following sign is painted on a
fence il the neighborhood Of Roches-
ter. Hash p#jl for little kalij not
morn , luzc old.
The returns from cunning catas-
trophies since the squire season
opened, are beginning to come in. An
average crop Of thumbs and fingers
is promised.
\ rural stat;stic,an reports that
more people are talked to death by
pcdlcrs Of lightning rods than are
killed hy lightning,
\ p4tcho-ue woman kept ler
mouth pred open for six hours in
order to cure a gum loil, and she
hasn't been able to shut it since. Her
husband is a believer in special Prov
1de"ce'
\ certlnman who was asked what
he thuncht Of a LADY, who had APP
PeafeI IN 'h"' MAJ! "'e's Sc, "Nlc" ~
called luIi olesS' 'eP''eo Que was q
very hah"So4he "o'li"h do Lax do
ccn.d see.
Thank Heaven remarked young
lazy lln8lnS. her pun oaeK 10 she
other SIDE OF 'ne room Ms IS "
Tree country an" u 'e''o" .i, can nave u
square SIT down occaSioh'I'Y'
A Young lady in Minnesota boasts
of having ten grown "p brofhers 10
watch over her oNt "a 6lrI IN inns
town prefers TO nave only one Drolher
TO watch over her--proVlusu he Is the
brother ci some olhef 5iEl
4 Wyoming Jury, composed of sew
en- men and five WON, were shut up
for two days and two nights and yet
they con'dn agree. 1t Is s"ld that
IT they had renamed out 1or seven
teen years there would nave been no
verdict, as the iive women talked Inc
seven men Deal the ilrSt SIX hours
\ stranger who threw /, ten dollar
bill into the contrlbution-box of %
church got trusted the next
dag for five hundred dollars worth OF
goods on the strength of it.
sectrstarv DaI,no will retprn to
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