The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-10-21
PEWWSYL HANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER.
DuNNER'sBARR1cK, Oct. der l8t, 7

g'shickt hen-g'shtoIa geld Gus der U. S.
Treasury for votes kawfa in Ohio. De
fact is, de demokrawta hen orrick goot
gedu, particularly in olt Stark county.
Morya ivver tzwea wocha is der grose
battle doh in Pennsylvania, un wann
mer considera os es so onick close har
gonga is in Ohio, dinkts mich mer
g'winna doh ona difficulty, un wann mer
du n. Ell don lawda mer eich eli uns helfa
de victory celebrate doh FIN Dunners-
barrick, Mer missa net fergessa os es N
grosser job is der battle tzu fechta geaga
de rings fun grossy head deeb wos geld
GUS der treasury rous shtala-ea milliona
dawler noch M onner. Mer sin all goots
moots doh in Pennsylvania, un wann
mer der shtata carrya, don, good.by
Grant un de CONS set grossy un klaney
shkallywags Wann mer PENNSYLVANIA
now uI dc roll fun demokrawtishe shtates
dun, dino ken mer kea difficulty in Cen
tennial yohr 1876 de tzwett declaration
of Independence declara geaga de poItti-
cal rings fun deeb un rascals fun aler
Gwrt. Im grossa yohr ca hunnert fun
American Independence gebts freiheit
,or's folk, equal rights, gooty laws un
Dessery t2eita. Dawrum sawg ich, luss
uns all goOts moots SO. I'm arshta frei-
heits greek sin de Potriutta aw g'wipt
warra uf IN Bunker Hill, IN on der Bran
dy wine, aver Sc hen dertzzu g'shtickt,
yusht exactly we merun sin hen dertzu
tzu shtick, I'm tzuletsht hut der Washing
ton I'm 81 orma dergrose job uf g'fnished
un S lond war frei. I'm greek fun 1872
hen de Englender aw de shtadt Wash
ington g'numma, aver der General
Jackson hut ON end dergrese job fartich
g'maucht in Nei Orleans. Un i'm rebel
lion greek hen de confederates aw tzwea
battles gwunna by Bull Run, un de
prospects waura poor, bis der grose battle
of Gettysburg in alt Pennsylvania fore
knmms is, un sell war der grose turning
point-in Pennsylvania is der greek de-
eide warra--net beim Grant, aver beim
Meade un de Potomac Army. Tn so
gates aw now in lS7j--der grose battle
wHrd g'hnished in Pennsylvania, I'm in
wennicher os dri wocha di n de demo-
krawta fun Ohio de grose victory in
Pennsylvania helfa celebrate. Sell is
anyhow my decided opinion.
Tn now, well der grOse political fight
sheer gor ON end is, anyhow for des
yohr, un well de owet so orrick long sin
dorrich der winter, hen mer sin anes fun
denna Lyceum societies organisa doh uf
m Dunnersbarrick, un aw an sing shool.
Mer hen orelich shmarty lett doh os de-
bata kenna os eich ferwunnera date.
Der Nose Keshtabawder is anes fun de
beshty, un der Johnny Krill is aw
goot, ...
Der Nose hut mich g'froked geshter
owet eb ich net set questions uf krega
date for debates in der society.
Now, doh hob ich n klaney lot, un du
maugsht Sc aw pubIisha for de benefit
fun societies in Ohio de net wissa we
mer so debate questions runna muss f0r's
interesting tzu maucha
Wellas dut der gresht larin maucha.
an shteam engine uu a train cars uf m
Railroad, odder n average Dunnersbar-
ger g'witter shtorm?
Wellas mauch 8 besht middaWg essa--
Krumbeera un reeya soup NIT shmeer-
kase un lodw@rrick brod for hinna noch
odder levver w@rsht un kraut sullawd,
NIT shnitz-pie for der wind-up?
Well is de greasht benefit tzu dea fam
lily, n grosser bu sivvatzea yohr alt dar
nix dut os cigars shmoka un sheesa gea,
odder n bull-hund tzwelf yohr ait dar
nix dut os fressa un shlofa hinner IN
uffaP
Wellas is de besht plonk in Republican
platform, selly wo nj gate for gooty tzeita
odder selly onner wo declared for honesty
menner in office?
Welly T2eitung is de besht--de wo OILS
leegt odder selly wo yushtsawgt wass net
wohris?
Weller office holder is der besht mon
for honesty, dar wo sich selwer helft tzu
de shtamps os net nj sin-We der Presi-
dent Grant for instance-odder SO amer
we der Bob Mackey, dar Sc ous der
Treasury nemmt un shlippt Sc in 81
eaquer sock nj uf'm silly?
Weller mon is der besht, dar wo tzu
sina nochbera era bizness tend odder
seller wo de noChbera era bizness yusht
de preference gebt.
Wellas is de besht cure for tzaw-w@--
an warmer foos bawd un katza-kraut tae.
odder n kalter shower bath NIT dose
English saltz.
Well is der besht weag for's bekannt
mauCha wann a bu un a madle heira
wella-es in de Tzeitung nj publisha
odder es yusht der Betz Binkley sawga
ais n particularer secret2
Wellas kreddOOr is de besht attraction
i'm show-der EllifOnt, der Tang o-raEg
odder der Honswarsht un der Monkey
wo uf m pony i'm ring rumm ride nit
a suldanta uniform un fedder i'm hoot?
Now des sin all gooty questions un de
society con choosa for SIGH selwer. Ich
hob aw noch onnery-uf moral senti-
mental un scientific subjects, aver selly
will ich n onners mohl gevYa.
Wann amohl de sing shool g'shtart is
don kenna de lett amohl N chance hawa
de Fanny hara singa. Era shtimm is
first rate-orrick loud; ich vase aver
helm bettle now net eb's tenor is, odder
alto, Odder boss. Ich shtell mer aver
fore os es boss is for der sound derfu is
ordlich feel we IN Benshy Eisenbeis 81
boss-geig. De fact is, der Fanny era
shtimm hut variations, ebmohls so fine
I'm clear os N locomotiffp peif, un ebmohls
aw so deep un solemn os es brummla i'm
a hummels nesht. Un era tunes sin aw
wass mer natural h!sist,un selly sawga Sc
sin de beshty. We der Johnny noch N
klanes bubbelly war hut de Fanny ais
era musical tollenta aw w@rra kenna.
Der kle hut ais so orrick leib-wa grickt
IN k'no hut ar gegrisha os mer gor net
nut shlofa kenna. Don hut de Fanny ais
N shlofa gea maucha NIT singa,
In sell hut ais compound music gevva.
Uftmohls war ich Willens g'west for
uf anes odder 3 onner by
Iich selwer, aver de Fanny hut dertzu
,'shtickt bis es bubbelly over pawered
var un is Ell g'shlofa: Yusht ca mohl is
le Fanny gebutta warra. For about N
lolwy shtund hut der klea gee grisha
IS mer g'maned hut 81 lung NIT tzomt der
wet tzum hols rouse kumma,
In de Fanny hut yusht ahead g'sunga, ca
une noch IN onner bis era geduld Gus
Tshnpeld war mn dino buf ooh uaf,t