Richland beacon., 1875-01-16
IN. is. 1873 WHOLE NO. 3l0.
SPICE-BOX.

Domestic "sauce Is kept III family jars.
Better ran in old clrlhes than run in debt
\ irieud indeed is one who j. no, in need
Instead of waiting for a chance, make one.
A man sticks al nothing when he tries to
stab ghost.
When it comes to point lace. all women
can see the p".nt.
Speakin. of the round world: much can be
said on boih sides.
Fory kentuckians rode Two days TO kill a
fox wn,tsI slNty ccuts.
People who dance never pay the fiddler
1t l. those who get up The bali.
Now is good time 10 buy thermometers.
They are lower than they have been since last
eplins.
A Wisconsin man recently killed six >kunks
in one day. Alter interviewing the first one
he became reckless and ~ kelt ON.
When an old barn aud pl.->ry bnrned at
Ashtabula Ohio. the other day. ''thc >iar-h
heavens were made 10 quIvcr above the leap
ing flames
A Cairo man warns people not To trust his
wife, and she re,oIts 10y s'yI'a t'iat he II 90
wlthoui cote, all summer b"iu.c she IL take
ia washing to Iis him OH asain.
An Iowa man has invented 4 trnbarrclcd
shot .ynn. aud the face Of the eiIal uOy ~ho
didn't know ii was loaded j. ftrly radiant
with hdeouS leer Of satisfaction.
The Dululh woman who put the kerosene
can on the s;ove-near,h while she went out
to trade with a pedLier, is ow keeping house
in barn. kindly loaned Tor the occasion.
Oats may be good To soak the dampness ont
of wet boots, says the Detroit Free Press, but
how many 81. Lous men can afford To keep
thirty bushel, Of oats on hand lur that pur-
poset
A Milwaukee man hid in doorway and
Jumped cut and kissed his wife. She didn't
whooP and yell. as he expected. but said
don be 50 bold, mlsier-iolkS around here
know mel"
When Peoria youth goes 10 spark a girl he
finds the old lady Ia one corher OF the room,
the Old man Ill another, aud the dog under the
melodeon, and he Is required 10 speak up
&c an orator.
Detroit Free Press: THIS world would be
sandy dcse,t oi loncsoneness If women were
not p,iyliesed 10 al,end auct,on sales and pay
more ior ah Old bureau Than new chamber
set would cost.
Terfe Haute Gazette There is none Of
Gods creatures ior whom the recording angel
reserves larger share OF pity ,lIan tue man
condemned TO wrestle " I'LL the average board
ing house slrioin.
A clergyman at Kansas Ciiy said if there
was any one wIthtu heariny vi ms VOICE who
would ny to put sop to Sunday dog lighting
he u like 10 have EN- up. A small boy
and an old woman rose up.
Il cant say as he went to Heaven, re
marked a Eou Scott c,tl' Of deceased
townsnah, but he paId biii Of eleven years
standing ouly the day beioie he died, and you
can jud &c iUr you'seli.
The Manchester, n. H.. Mirror wit,ily says:
Within year We have hnOwn an apparently
hopeless case Of CONSUMPTION cured 10y an
appointment to ID probate JuC'seship, and we
dout know o. a disease which coug OCCASIONAL
nomination would not cure.
Berjaman Franklin occasionally stumbled
people are Ihe eyes that iuin US. If all but
myself were bihd, | should neither want a
line house nor iine furniture
Texas would have been splendid place
for Micawber When he sat down, waiing
for something to turn up, the playful nibble Of
a tarau,ula swould have turned up what he
sat down on in very lively manner.
1t is to the interest Of missionary societies to
diiluse the statement, by NJ. Moca, a French
savant, that 1.-The flesh OF the Caucasian is
bitter and salty, while that OF the negro is of
finer flavor, and will keep muck longer"
New Yo,k boarders object Is ihe pudding
being mixed in coai-scnItle, on the ground
that in tese hard times the waste of fuel
consequent upon the pieces helng cooked
with the pudding is a fagrant neglect of the
poor.
The "blab" belongs to the very wors, class
of talkativc people, has always got has ears
and eyeSopen to see OF hear a little, then pro-
ceeds on his eirand 10 retail it to his fellows,
who magnify what may have been slight in
discretion 70 u heinous crime.
DctiOH IreSS /: CnlcaSO Doy Oh Un says
that when his parents get INTO fight, and his
mother calls for hat-iIon and his father yelis
for the stove-handle, he is placed in mos,
embarrassing position, as he Is sure TO get
licked, no matter who he minds.
A Mis-, ourisn who attended prayer meeting
with his daughter, felt compelled to rise up
and remark: Il want to be good and go to
Heaven, but if those iellers don't STOP wink
ing at Mary there will be good deal Of
prancng around here the fust thing they
know!'
A Sacramento lawyer remarked to the
court: 1T is my candid opinion, Judge, you
are an old fool" The gudge allowed his
mildly -bca ming eye to fall upon the lawyer
brief NON INT, then in voice husky with
suppressed emotion, said Its my candid
opinion that you are tined $780,"
Nailed Again.