, 1875-04-17

| 1n THO bright lexicon Of feminine fashion there
3 such word ID fse.
apruoo.g,,m famine II threatened in Mas.
tachn:etts in 1oston airis aro aasinY up tlols
old In!lia-Etlhbor' nhocs
That's l,oneat. Whnn Cnln,uc.< las a .uar.
riagehh'u daughter. 10 flea flag from tho ton
| of bis bouse.
Milwaukee laiy uho paid s5o to l,avo II wars
| romovod from tof nnsa, aow wants to know
what's become Ut tho nose.
4 cr,,.ty hacl,olot'n objection To Indies with
beautiful teot, 10, that n,no oil OF ten Of thom
wonIa laugh at Iunetal.
4 ,.reaeon for calling-rlsltor (ua!voly) =.
"hef. c1ffatHiy never ntnGnt | eiluuiti
t!nd yoa at homo OIL Hnch lovely afternoon "a
lhis!"
The third husband OF q fascinating woman
apent hts Inst breath In impturing ilcr not 10
marry Till aftcr Tho funeral.
/ A laas a place of refuge has hcon found for
ba'dhoadol men. III Tonga Tabou only tLo stern.
er Hex IL allowel to wear fAlso hair.
4 tereavcd female wlo has rrad ororY word Of
the testimony, aui lost ttr isltI, in lnsnk,nd,
ponglvelY obsurvos: "lt's q real comfort to ho
widow now."
"nou't cali on mo for taroo dlrs," Is what IN
ashland Eit! Fostosl IN tue frJnt oats, anu ran
further aided: LIN gong t. cat soue onions
this week Il noTcF haso a.o:Lor bsau."
II loved Charles" snd a!,c, winlng her cyoa
\ As mich On anT woman could love man !:
but whon io commenced wearing spitcu1ls
| dr"ppoi him."
| 4 Staton Island married nlan having hoard
that lo:t]aw was r,,ro 70 resn't from aa atteu,pt
TO Pro10lipce ccrtaiD Itna+aD na,ucs, has secured
thn services OF o tsRcher Of t:at language, aud
l's nct lin to work upon Lis Mlfo aud inothcr-
in.lnw.
An American thoatr!ca1 n,an.ysr, who ia no.
voty fortunate etnes In l,in bla. .nnss his .na:-
4 Al 1rrjA t., L.
10: China Ito has been tod that Ctit,rso
I creditors can seizo bankrnats nifn aud eol1
her.
Au old, OLD bachelor, unon rcadas that 1.-TWO
1oyare Will sit up l,alf tho night with nnIy ono
Chair In tic Ioosn." said /. coulan't bc donc. nn-
less ono 0f tAcul etant!s or Bits upon thu floor.
And sllch paintul Ignorance pro.ty plainly iudi-
Gates thht lo Inns noror oeon ttoro.
| "Whoh eau get chance to nut this baby to
| B1eop7" once aakcl lady enl1rant OF Kit
caesou, who was co,,an:ttn1 tho t1n,n. 'Wcli,
artlY know. hut should think It would DO whoa
we get to tao Rocky Mnun:aias."
! Darriator ito witnoss)-Now. sir, wns. Is TIN
character OF tho pIAiEtln III thIs suit2 Witness
-Hor character is slightly mptrimon.nl. lar
mouisl cla,ac!or? Wl.ncSs--sho's basl, married
] thfoo timou.
10, your shameful lava !" saii Mrs. Housy
when ale fonni sbe couldn't soil ncr prupers
rlthont Johu Henry'a joining in tho decd. "a
woman can't own her Own sonl." ''l1ai1am."
said John Henry, gravcy. "ynu nrs mistaken.
In this troo country u woman can own anything
but her age"
4 paragraph is gotnG tho rounds Of tho
nswspapets to this Of ct: ''Tllcrn ,B ono good
witc tn the county, e1hl overy man thinks ho has
her. Old brown, Who lives on Olive street, vl,o
is tald and whose wifc haa rcd hnir and wickol
ego. road this, and nurml.t Cd uB ho n!cdtasivalY
pass"i his hand over Ills head, II dunno 1
dunno!"-St. Louts Republican.
At last thoro Ia now fancy In the pres.tdlgl-
tntinn line. lie borrowed bonnet from lady
in tho audience, and, as lo Was ahont to return
1t, T. caught Tire in Tho gAs, and ho hal to stamp
oh 1t With bath feot to oxtinguish tho la,ue,
3lisosy Of tho iady. It was her hest bonnet,
Then ho fired rlssol, mud q bounet i1,*t Ilke it
fa1l from Tho chandelier In tho middle OF tho
theatre.
4 box. containing nifty feu,inino hats Q: tho
latest aty1ea, has Iuat bceu expressed from ralin
to tho Slab Of Persia. Il Irl.eran. f,dgite,"
These utensils hro destined to oxEor'montaton
greatest faSor1tea 10 onjoy tho first rct aud
choice. Persia fooled the 'tho,,sand.t1ollar bill
without er1l1l:, owing to the late gscat famiues
savings.
At q large dinner party. recently, tho cool
weather had d.no considerable duty in su,piy-
iug Conversation, mksn plump. happy. .looking
married fsdg made romark about cold feet.
ss1rels," said y lady opporlte. 81" Nrn. -. you
are not ttouhled viii cold fcPt2" Amid au
awful pause she na!yo!y answered; "YcH ip-
decd, asn very much troubled-but then thoy
arc not my oHu." Hcr huhbaud blushed scarlet.
Yesterday morning policeman uaa called In
to qucll . family disturbance on Seventh street,
and, as lio looked d. the broken furniture ruined
stove. aad bleeding man and wife. llo asked Of
the man: do you have theho spells ofscn7"
We'll. no." answered tile man; my xifes
healti, Is 80 roor that rho viii only s:rke back
occasionally. Detroit Free Press.
"Iair gettin' q little thin, Sir" fatd the har-
ber. Young man" eaid John Henry, looking
du"n upoa him from the lioght Of solemu
esptlience; ''young inan, whom yon nre mar
riou you will mover nllnds, tu that thoughlioss
manncr, to domestic Affections No; don't
apologizo. lily feollnRB ara b1ln'cd. Dut ia there
nos bomo mysterious uusncnt-Ho1ne soft, no.
dnosivo comp ,uu1-that makes tho ha!r moro
slippery to tho grasp" Cincinnati Times,
4 Indy correspondents ,n1utros Of an Eastern
popee: "1iow elall keep my husband At home
in tin evenfng7" Women aro consta4tly ask
ing this question but cycs7 woman 1t senso
ought to know that Hao clu kerp hcr husband Mt
homo easily enough by slmnly apnpinE frat
o!ass beor.garden In tho back yard. Itis hardly
necessary to say that a fow rrotty wAtter.citis
thrown in. BY WAY Of supplementary dlyer.ise-
mont, might lave q tcnlency to diva him
atrond. int Il would bs ridiculous to omit thon,
ycrtlclo8a.-Louispi|ic Courier Journal.