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The true northerner., 1875-05-14
BOUND TO THE HILLS.


Well, yea. We're walking
Far tner, dry up; Why shouldn't he be told -
Toward them there mountains after that there gold.
No use IN talking
II has got 20 be. And I'll uncommonly like TO sec
Uncle SANS troopers stop my pard and me-.
"Yankeo dragoons,7 Guys you, "wnl do their
duty:
With gold for booty,
Knowing what Congrossmen have done for gain,
Are con mon soldiers likely To abstain?
I look for them. sir, 20 tiesOrt
But as for fear that Wen get hurt
BY anything that they will de 10 stop ua,
We run no risk unless th, IN Redskins " drop " us.
Always acknowledged that the soil was theirsg
Come, now, you've colleged 10
Which Of them early pioneers acknowledged il?
Bought II ike honest men, time and again?
Paid for 10? When? Who did: Not Pennl
Yes, there you're right. He about the best
psrdner your nask. Here's heaven help the rest
thon.'
Sublime display
Should this Republic let that treasure lay?
Hey? All that money just TO be sublime?
Nary Tine
II glory came, sounded from Europes trump of
TIL all creation had TO stop its ear;
For that there whistle we should pay too dear.
Treaties be blowcd.
I'd like to see the parchment that will hold there.
Wed not have made no treaty If we'd knowed
About the gold there
And now we've found it, leastways will, next season.
The land reyerts-that's law 4 stands to reason
You buym farm, suppose. Why, every pettifogger
II YOU fni coal where found only heather
OF course get back land and coal together
Not law? Yes 'tls You mind your BIZ!
Well, what if tain't? Them Redskins amt no
scholars,
So don't talk treaties when we're talking dollars.
How: Judgments sent upon the country? We
NV Do ri and me--by then Will be
Eabobs in Paris-I should say Par-ree.
90 as YOU say, Gods scourRes may
Scourgc you, but we shall wisely keep away
From War or Famine
Or Plague; besides that's CANNON.
Hainr we pive back well-ngh upon the whole,
Freedom and rights and such, OF what was stole
From them there darks 10 quite a smart amount?
And you think Heaven can't balance an account?
You're irrelgious.
Besides. them Redskins always was perhdJus
just don't you fear.
I'm one that likes 20 read my title clear.
So I've about cphered this here thing out.
What them there Sioux have got to do
Ia Just 10 take trip across the border,
And get extinguished, after law and order.
If that cont right EN-, laws are not made to suit
Didn't Washington fight 'em-and where's better
man than him?
This thrmc is one patriot soul expands on.
Sir, thus great nation owes il 10 civilization
To take whatever II can lay its hands on.
Ihete agan-sn't 1t plain:
What K the IN hills belonged, wo1l gay, to Spain
But now II there's a conflict We shall winit
/ say the ways of Providence is in II.
Can't il? can. I'm square man.
You said where going? You've been told.
You 90 Tor principe-we go for gold.
60 for strongand also for our country, right or
wrong.
Which ueaI the same ; you had better mind it.
The onlv reason why Uncle Sam won't have that
gold next season
viii BE- tain't there or else u. S. can't find IL.
Now, if you're rested
Pare we'll go on and get this mater tested.
Aleu- York Graphic.
The true northerner., 1875-05-14
One Way for a Drunkard to Reform.

Let every young man whose appetite
for drink is consciously growing, but
whose conscience is not yet scared by
confirmed habit, adopt the plan of max
ing an accurate note of how he feels in
the morning after drinking too much the
night before. Let him analyze as nearly
in detail as he can his thoughts and re-
Elections when he first wakes up, and put
down in black and white plain, truth
full description of them. do not refer
to the sense of physical pain or discom-
fort which always follows a debauch. but
to his moral conditions in the early
morning, and in the absence of the fac
titious excitement of conviviality. Let
this be done conscientiously, and let the
young man read over his own words
carefully, and endeavor to thoroughly
realize what he has described on paper,
every time he thinks of taking drink,
and / believe that most young men con
trolled by principle, actuated by de
sire to do right, and struggling against
the inherent weakness of human nature,
would in short time come to the con
clusion that the "game is not worth the
CANDLE" and in many cases eventually
give up the desire to indulge IN 80
treacherous and delus.ve relief from
ennui-so dangerous and false means
of excitcmont. Journal
The true northerner., 1875-05-14
THERE ONCE WAS A TOPPER.

There once was a toper--I'n not tei his name
Who had for his comfort scolding oid dame
And often and often ke wished himsen ueau,
For II drunk he came home. she would beat hlm
He speut all hls evenings away from his home,
And when he returned, he would snoakingiy com
And tiy 30 walk straightly and say not word
last 10 keep his dear wife from abusing her loro
For, if he dared say his tongue was his own,
'Twould set her tongue going In no genie soht,
And she'd huff him, and cuff him, and call hun
hard names,
And he'd sigh to be rid of all scolding old DANES
II happened one night on frolic no went,
He staid till his very last penny was spent,
But how 10 20 home. and get safely 10 oen'
Was the thing on his heart that most hea'h'
weighed.
But home he must go so he caught up his hat,
And of he went singing, by this, and by mat
"I1l pluck up my courage, guess shes III psu, =,
II she amt tis no matter, I'm sure: Who's AFRAID
He 10 his door he fingered until
He peeped and he listened, and all seemed q''i'"
In he went, and his wife sure enough in bed
"Oh :" says M, "it's just / thought: Who's
afraid?"
He orept about softly, and spoke no, word. =,
His wife seemed to sleep, for she never cen surreo.
Thought he "for this night, then, my fortune is
made? -,
For my dear scolding wife il asleep who's afraid?"
But soon he felt thirsty and slyly he rose
And cropping around, TO the table he goes,
The pitcher found empty, and so war the Dowi,
The pail and the tumblers-she'd emptied the "hoie'
AT length III 4 corner, Il vessel
Says he "here's something To drink, Al l"
bound"
And eagerly seizipg, he lifted it up
And drank il all off, in one long hearty sup!
II tasted NO queerly; and, what IL could be-
He wondered il neither WAS water nor tea 80
Just then thought struck him and filled him with
fear, -
"a oh it must be the poison for rats, declare"
And loudly he called on his dear sleeping wife,
And begged her to rise for" said he, "on my
life
fear it was poison, the bowl did contain
Oh dear yes-it ieas poison, now feel the pain
"And what made You dry, sir ?" the wie Sharply
cried;
"'Twould serve you just right if from poison you
died
And you've done fine job and you'd now better
march,
For Just see, you brute, you haze drank all my
starch ~
The true northerner., 1875-05-14

MARRIAGES OF RELATIVES. - The
French Academy has lately collected
some interesting statistics connected with
the marriage of blood relations, which is
very frequent in France. The number
of deaf mutes born to parents related by
consanguinity is % to 30per cent greater
than the ordinary average, and the liabil-
ity to such offspring increases with the
nearness of the relationship. This law
also applies to idiocy. The statistics
further demonstrate that, in case of mar
riage between deaf mutes, the parental
congenital defect is not transmitted when
the children are brought up among peo-
pie who can hear and talk.
The true northerner., 1875-05-14

Mr.. JOHN HEPNEB, of Reading, Pa,
has had an active matrimonial expert
ence. His first wife presented him with
seventeen children-twins twice, triplets
four times. His second helpmate favored
him with fifteen olive branches in nine
years. United product, thirty-two. His
third wife, like himself still living, has
borne him nine children, with several
years to hear from. Only five of the
progeny survive. Quality, not quantity,
should have been Hepner's motto.
The true northerner., 1875-05-14

THE "Old Probabilities" of Russia is a
DR.. Hopper. He is tolerably reliable,
but he doesn't Hopper the ace," 80 to
speak, as accurately as our Own chief of
the signal service.
The true northerner., 1875-05-14
CHAPTER III.

OtfAfIEh III.
One afternoon, when we'd got well
down among the lower ranges, we were
Just looking about for place to camp
Qor the Spaniards who had got hurt was
beginning to give up), when one of the
niggers said suddenly
"Senor, man watch us |"
L looked up, and there, sure enough,
was man "a savage-looking fellow
enough, but evidently no Indian) watch
ing us from the top of a ridge, little to
the left. He kept looking after us for a
little while, and then disappeared as if
the earth had swallowed him.
Don't like that" says Seth, "that
critters seen that we carry heavy swag,
and he's gone to tell some of his chums,
you bet
when one has found pumpkin-pie,
he goes and tells the t'others
=" L feel like campm' in strong place
tonight, / dol'
And 80 we did-with deep canon
(gorge) behind us going sheer down
nearly a hundred feet and a thick clump
The true northerner., 1875-05-14

Well, yea. We're Walking
Par tner, dry up; Why shouldn't he be told p
Toward them there mountains after that there gold
No use in talking;
IL has got 90 be. And I'll uneommonly like 20 sec
Uncle SANS troopers stop my pard and me-.
The true northerner., 1875-05-14
Wit and HumOr.

MARKED down-Feathers.
The best of fasts-Fast asleep.
The best NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
A LORD of the aisles-The usher.
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rsrms-sngls Copy. Cents; By Mali, ss-ln Aav...,.
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NEW ORLEANS SUNDAY MGENlaG MAY So 1875

Assistant Senior Bishop, and Bishop Becker of
Deleware. as Junior Assistant, Archbishop
Bailey as Consecrator.
PENNsYLvANIA.-The Republican Conven-
has renominated Hartranft, for Governor
Among the resolutions adopted was one de-
ciaring against Third term but eulogzing in
the highest terms Grants administration.-
Terrible fires have been raging during the past
week in the forests in the Northeast of Penn
sylvanis. The towns of Oseeols, Hartzdale
Evergreen, Stoddardsville and Goldsborough
besides vast number of small settlement
miiis' etc., are burnt several thousand people
losing their homes and all furniture, etc. So
far the loss is estimated at 81, 600 900.
The CHRISTOPHER PLAGUE.-Myriads of
grasshoppers have appeared in Jackson county
Missouri, and started on their way north,
destroying all vegetation 10 their path. and
thus reducing hundreds of families to the verge
OF starvation. They penetrated to the heart Of
Kansas city, and though trenches were dug apd
millions Of them slaughtered their numbers
seemed undi mil ished. The Governor has ap-
pointed June Sd. as day of prayer for deliver
ance from the plague.
MIscElLANEoUs.-The Papal ENJOYS visited
the President on the, 27th.-In Selma, Ala,
on the gath, the Independent candidate for
Mayor being supported by the Republicans,
was elected by 107 ma ority.-The Secretary
OF War has given formal permission to the
Southern Memorial Association to decorate the
graves of the Confederate dead at Arlington,
June AT a reception given Cardinal
McCloskey on the 20sb, by the pupils of the
Convent of MountSt. Vincent, ON the Hudson,
ne was presented with casket of9aowers con-
tanning a pectoral cross. The cross was Of
diamonds with two topazea.y ItSs worth $780,
goo, and was the gift .efsths Constantly of
carried thsPortsmoath, Va, aIeetions on the
21th.--On tho ground of Insolvency, Presi-
dent Jewett has been appointed receiver of the
great Erie Railroad Company. 1t is said that
have exceeded it's receipts at the rate of 49,
600 200 year. ~ ~
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The cOnsoription Law in Italy.

| The Roman correspondent of the London
IdOtet, under date of May 1st, writes:
| An immense plumber of petitions has been
! prepared for presentation 20 Victor EN-
manuel and the Senate, to protest against
| the law which would impose on Catholic
! priests and candidates for the sacred min
Iatry the penalty Of serving in the Army.
l. Those petitions addressed to the King are
| couched in the most impressive terms. 1t
is hoped these petitions, together with the
Solemn reRonstrances uttered by the Holy
| Father himself, will have due weight, and
that his Majesty Victor Emmanuel will for
bear to sign q decree which would tend
Catholic Church in Italy! The Com NIT.
tees in the Senate have already rejected
the eleventh, the most dangerous article,
of the proposed law, which forbade the
paying a sum of money to buy off the
young clergymen from. military service,
and thus made that service compulsory upon
all. In connection with this subject it
may be remembered that on the 18th of
ACCUSE 1871, the Pope wrote "a letter to
Marquis Cavalletti, Senator of Rome, re-
ques ing that the sums of money collected
for the purpose ofspresenting to his Holt
ness gilded throne should be applied to
ransom young prieste drawn for the levy.
In that letter Plus TX. said: .'As regards
the golden chair intended to be purchased
for me by the offerings of Catholics, it has
at once occurred TONY mind thatsit would
be good toapply the money to redeem the
young clergy men whom . cruel and I'M
heard of law would compel to enter into |
military service. The clergy are the gold
enschair which sustains sthe Church, and I
'conse Quentiy it is against the clergy that |
the efforts are principally directed of the |
present dominators. By the, spoliation'
and persecution of the clergy, and above all |
by rendering difficult the vocation! to the |
sanctuary, it is sought to reduce the means
of filhng up vacancies in the ecclesiastical |
Hierarchy, which decimstea every day by !
death and ,sufferings leaves continual gaps
which cannot be supplied, tOithe immense
damage of the Church of Jesus Christi"
The faw ysAts which have already elapsed
since the entry of the Italians into Rome
have brought terrible misfOrtunes upon the
the Catholic clergy, whose ranks have been
Yoefuily thipped.r Many religious services
baVe>been discontinued for went Of Priests.
The attacks Of the GOvernment upon the
Catholic Institutes, the foreign Colleges,
and the Prapagsndss betray q fixed deter
milAtion 70 destroy nos merely the inde~
peHaence flor thstis gone already hut the
Organization of the Catholic ChRrOh. /
C1o.I,,,. T5-AE,v, ono o,,d .ro.,.J
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oouot IL he dld not refuse the English beer
sellers who have put him in power would soon
withdraw their support from him. There
conld he no more fragrant example of a disre-
gard for Irish wishes by the Honse of Com
MONS Ireland is practically unanimous on
the question: of Sunday closng-has declared,
indeed, for that measure in q singuiarly en-
phatic manner; yet she cannot have the boon
because the English publcans and the Irish
Publicsns do not like it. 1t is true that the
CHIEF speakers against the bill on Sunday were
Irish Home Rulers; but the reason they op-
posed 1t Is that they are representatives of
urban constituencies where the publican ele-
ment is very strong. The work of the temper
ance reformers, notwithstanding all this, still
continues. Last Thursday there was @ mag
nifcent temperance demonstration IN Kirush,
the Capital of West Glare; and it may be
noted here that that very district, since it
became the theatre of temperance propa-
ganda, has been amongst the most peaceable
and orderly districts in all Ireland.
The Catholic Union of Ireland has resolved
to present addresses of oougratulation to three
of the new Cardinals, uiz: to Cardinal Nc
Closkey, Cardinal Manning, AID Cardinal
Ledocho wski.
Last Sunday a remarkable funeral process
stems passed through the principal streets of
Dublin. to Glasneviu. First came an open
mourning-carwith the coffin on which was laid
the flag 1.-THE United States and the Green
Flag ofssoid Ifelsrd. -. Thsn. scans several
thousand respecteble-looking mon walking siF
abreast and wearing green favors edged with
mourning. Lastly, there was q long row of
carriages. It was the funeral of Mr.. john J.
Mullen, Matchmaker, Wellington Quay, o
young man who had served In the United
States Navy and had.besn one Of the chiefs of
the Fenian party 10 Dablin. He was thor.
oughly brave spirit, and he did more than one
notable deed entitling him to the affectionate
regard of his companions. Mr. Thomas Sexton,
one of theieditorial staff of .ths Weekly Neps,
having been reqGested to deliver funeral
grafton over the grave, performed that duty in
q very touching manner. Theenormous crowd
shortly afterwards dispersed in the utmost
good order
Grattan Bridge, the new erection over the
Lifey, is being decorated in most beautiful
manner. - -...
Sims Reeyes. "tbe greatest of English
5enors" has just been singing to immense
crowds in the Exhibition Palace in this city.
rave heard be received $3.50 for three songs
Most of those how went to hear bin were disap-
pointed. The fact is; he is in his decline, rs
70 could hardly help being at sixty years of
'ge and more. - Rh
A prisoner was last week tried at the Re.
orders Court here who had been eighty three |
lines in prison, had spent altogether eighteen !
ears in Richmond Bridewell, and had cost the |
atepsyers COCO. He is now sentenced to
even years penal ssrvitude, aud whom the
ndge was announcing the fact, he swore that
g did not care if it were made twenty-eight.
IL, q,
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1t is very amusing to read some of the
proceedings now taking place in England
about Ritpalism. Every inch of ground, in
other words every scrap of ceremonial
usage is wraDgled over and fought about as
if the most vital pTiDcipIs8 of salvation
were at stake, For example, we read in
an exchange lately, that the clergy of
Kent had just elected, by majority of
twenty-five, a Proctor pledged to the east
ward posiEi0h." What THE means, or what
Significance lies in it, we are informed by q
letter from Malcolm MacColl, who ought to
be Scotch eOraugenlan by HE name, who
informs MS that success in this eastward pO-s
sition battle is to decide whether the
Church of Christ 10 divine institntion or
not To think of the wboie World having
to wait fora few Bugiish PaFsODs 20 settle
this question Turning to che ConvocstiCn
we find still more amusing scsnes. The
Bishop of Landau Gays that eight huudred
aud eighteen persons, in nine years. In bis
diocese wished for Enumeration, to BE- COM
pleteIy dipped, Sud tiIst 60 satisfy Saese he
had eansed - vault to be made IL the
eharch, with steps leading down 20 the
WateT.b The Bishop of St. Davia'B, In q
like case, bad Ordered aniuQ0iriDg clergy
man TO use bath disguised IS much ~
passihle.3
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ExiSencies of space, caused us to postpone
the Publication of the following interesting
items sent US by our Dublin correspondent in
his'letter of the 3rd inst.
The programme of the Jetes to be carried out
or the occasion of the celebration of the
.Q,Counell Centenary was settled to-day at
Meeting of the cemmittee charged with that
.bIslness The meeting was held at the Man
sion Houses and the Lord Mayor was in the
chair. ,Wesare to have three concerts-One
Thursday, August 4th, another. on the 6th, and
the third on she. 9th. We are to have, also on
the 9th, grand banquet or two, grand pro-
oession through she streets, and q service in
the Cathedral; and Cardinal Cal!en lie to ask,
His Holiness, the Pope, to give all dispen-
station from abstinence on that day. The COM
mittees who have!nOw goOdly sum Of money
at their disposal, Intend inviting distinguished
Catholics in every part of the civilized world
90 be present Rs The celebration. p .t'1 =
The ,GEattant statue by the late Mr., Foley
viii ID EeH4g, for unveiiiug before the 0'Con-
aelt c. l4anry celebratioBs 1t hao been most
sHt fcdsS in bronze, and the Gfattan
N0Bnplent Gommitsee are now engaged n Ret-
ting contractor to fashion the pedestal. The
whole menu uieht win be q beaRtifn work Of
artS aud will 'stand in one Of tho NEST sites,
and certainly Ia thaEnOst appropriate site, In
Dpblin-the open space in College Green,
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Real old Government Java, parched or
ground. Is cents per pound, the Tea Depot Camp
atrnat q
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NEW THtNas-such as Madeira and Ham
burg nets, plaid grass linen, etc 81 BFssslmGn 4
Adam.
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Goshen buttes at SOC. and good batter a $50.
- pound, a John L. LavellOs grocery, asa DryadsS
EtEeet Butter Az :ea AZ AZ .i5Res specially.
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No tea drtDker shOald fail to visit the Tea
Depot 5 Camp street.
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aorninu STD ed Catholic Messenger
II ruBIiisp WEEKLY 81
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Ne 1I6 Pepdsss .styea, sorasr ~ Camp
The Directors Of tbs Company are,
Moss Rev. Archbishop N. J. PERoHE,
Presitent.
JOHN HENDERSON.
Vice President,
Very Rsv. @. RAYMOND,
Rev. c. MoYN1HAN.
Rev. T. j. KENNY.
Rev. t. J. SMITH. C. M.
Rev. B. NErrHARr, C. IS. r.
Rev. P. F. ALLEN,
JOHN T. GIBBONS.
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All communioationsare to be addressed to the
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Morning Star and Catholic RessenasE

TIE MoRNENo STAR has been ssaRes&
with the approval Of the eoolesiastlml
authority of the Diocese, to supply IN
admitted want in New Orleans, ana IN
mainly devoted to tho interests Of he
Catholic Church. It will not interfeRe IN
politics except wherein they inteeSeEe
with Catholic righta, but win eKposo
iniquity in high plaoes, without regard -
persons or parties. Next 20 the spiritze
rights of all men, it will especially GhaaA.
Pion the temporal rights Of the poor.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-04-15

Richmond Dispatch Several weeks
ago tbs lllchmoad Enquirer oX,
pressed regret that sherman had
not been sent 10 deal with tho peo,
ple Of Louisiana Instead Of Sheri
dan, A low days afterwards an
Interviewer from S. Louis reported
that Shermuu prnnonnees sheridan
~ noble hearted fellow" Those
suggestions recalled romiui oencos
Of Shermans early history IN con
neellon with Louisiana, which throw
much light upon tho real character
Of the man, While you and | may
remember them, few IN Virginia
kr ow Of them, You know he was
q captain eommlssary 10 tho MeXl,
can war, and resigned soon ufter
10 take charge of u banking house
in California, His bank soon broke,
and he was destitute and homeless,
and well nigh crazy, Ia hts dis,
trcss he did not receive aid from bis
kinsiolk In Now England, but from
these very Louisiana gentlemen
whom Sheridan now wants 20 shoot
90 handful, Those identical iudi.
vidnals are some those who took
sherman by the hand In that time
Of his poverty and distress, Con
oral Masoh Graham, General Dick
Taylor, Duncan Konner, and other
influential planters, had sherman
made superintendent Of tho Lonlsi'
ana state seminary, with u good
salary aud u homo amongst them,
Those were his earnest and generous
friends and no lived among them
until the war broke out When
Louisiana seeded, sherman 70.
signed his position In her service,
and prepared to go back TO the
north, A number Of gentlemen
dined with him on the eve Of his
departure, His leave.taking was
affecting, lilo told them, "Wc are
on tho verge of II fierce war, tho end
of which none Of ua may live to
see, For myself, ] shall 20 to some
iar,oR country, and wait tho close
of the dreadful strife, for nothing
can ever induce mo TO draw my
sword auainst n pedplo who have