The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-03-16


IN NEW ORLEANS.
new ORLEANS, MARCH &c. 1875
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The New Orleans BULLETIN can be bad OF Ia
ssws agent in Mobile at the depot. on the aiTlya
"a the P. II. train.
4 stamp act Treading on peoples toes
Most dsintcrcstedly good Good for moth
ing.
Vested interests Money in tho waistcoat
pocket.
Chicanery Palming eff an old ben as a
young chicken
Nothing comes home SO much to man as
an unsettled bill.
If it seems good, a sewing machine may be
likened unto q kiss.
Why is lover like knocker Because it
IL bound to door (adore.)
Tho poorest income on which II married
couple can live is iacom -patNAy.
The notes that compose favorlto tunes
bank notes; they compose fortunes.
The young lady who "took the eye of every
body, has been arrested for stealing.
If you will Just take notice you will find
that bald headed man never raises his hat
to a lady.
why do you call your dog Oak2' asked
Smith of Jones' because he has such
coarse bark.
young man has sued his barber for
cutting off his moustache. The barber says
he cant see it.
"Digbv, will you take some Of this butter2'
Thank You ma am, | belong to the temper
ance society. Can't take anything strong
A reason for calling Visitor (naiyely)
Well certainly never dreamt | should
ind you Mt home on such lovely afternoon
iss this. "
bride in Indiana, after the conclusion Of
the marriage ceremony, stepped gracefully |
forward and requested the clergyman to give
out the hymn: This is the way | long have
sought
As near as can be ascertained, about twenty
women are making all the fuss throughout the
United States about women's rights, dress re-
form and kindred social topics. This il a re-
markable illustration Of woman's power
THAT dog Of your'n flew at me this morn
ing and bit me on the leg, and now notify
you that intend to shoot it the first time
soc it. ''Tne dog is not mad" "Mad, !
know he is not mad. What's be got to be
mad about? It's me that's mad.
When girl crops her front hair and pulls
il down over her forehead like Mexican
mustang, and then ties piece Of red velvet
around her neck, who can wonder at the num-
Der of pale faced young men that throw away .
heir ambition and pass sleepless nights i'll '
rying to raise down on their upper lips? 4
UNITED STATES CIRcUT CouEr. Judge
Woods, who arrived in this city on Sunday b
light will hold court to-day .
After the calling Of cases the application for "
n injunction made by Ill. S. McComb to re- a
train the Funding Board from funding the t
lain of the Louisiana Levee Company will b
ONE up for n hearing II
About six weeks ago literary couple, ~
oarding together at a Chicago hotel. con q
luded to marry, and last week the following
rap of matrimonial talk between them was .,
serheard She-"lou lacerate my soul with y
our vulgar sneers." He "You have su- Il,
erhuman power for evil over my sensitive =,
ature y
An Indiana man has sued for divorce on al
le ground .hat his wife has hit him on the al
le spot on his head with the rollingpin for ;.
heteen years, ana his physicians ellshlm II
lat he will certainly have softening of the CT
rain, unless the woman selects Some other so
lint She says that she is too old TO change VI
r habits, hence the suit.
Would You please give boy, who broke =
leg the other day, a few peanuts" inqur al
small chap to an avenue grocer. Now, y.
" You are lying to me, said the grocer, =
oking him in the eye. Il don. believe you =
low any boy who has broken his leg. J.,
me- now, do you?" NO, | don't. re 4,
led the lad, after some hesitation. "but | .
Tow boy whose sister fell down and Jared =,
r teeth out He got few peanuts. II,
The notice in the BULLETIN Of Sunday last cal
ncernlng the proSnnctS for the Snrlun races th,