The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1875-09-23
>"FIRS FITiI ERROR.
ImpnriiLs iu.ir-iup News TO hi. wife
~ dow stacy llritrr.


Mr.. ~opo, w.ft has been VERY sick for
some woees. tut although extremely reduced
In body at4 u Ind. there h. It'll cnJu-h % the
true woman ro naming M her. which led her last
Monday 30 "a SAINT whisper. To- ask her husband.
who had enl rod Tie IL room with iunereal
cast 81 ieatorr-. wh.i VA tine news.
well answered Mi Soper sitting uncasily
down on ,Atrrtnc edge - a char. and bal
ancng h- nat ou his IT, ger ny the brinh there
amt uotilu- Co., speak + u p'tcler. S'pose you
heard Of Mis- Cole. dcaih' she was taken the
same tlirc 500. WA
~ should ihink, Jamcs. sa'd Ms. Sqner with
somethin iu.fo cheerful 10 say to your poor.
sica wltc. l.4. hold Your tongue"
news Is s1.' are. LeWmc see" he continued.
looking thod-ntiuliy into the crown Of his nat,
Is II he ha1 a resolved fUui II gossip therein,
. you hearl ooUt Alathy carriers breahin' her
A snaprish nod Of the head from the invalid
sicnihcd a. Mr. Soper that ho was ON dangerous
ground. hu' after a moments r, nection he
brighteptd Sioy as he aid
" You ortsr be q to town meetiu MOnd v.
The town voted to have a new healse. an
never was 50 eind Of anythink IN all my life"
with painful Intensity, "te vol a NATAL born
fool, or be yea ioohin fouard 20 Gettin' rid Of
lneF
A. the after view had never presented itself
70 Mr.. Soptf IA the light Of his wife's inquiry.
he looked very mucn subdue and scratched
Mrs Sol or said again with fearful voice;
ION, ytu en- go. II you can't spare few
little inieresiln' news don't want you 10 stay
az in your inclination. she continued with the
sigh of MARTYR
Mr.. Soper hastily expressed his willingness TO
remain and desire to please, so after a brief in
teryal of thought he continued r.lectively:
Well, lcmme think. | was over TO the Wild
der stacy = las night to see I ! cOuldn make a
trade ior Jersey herer an tell you, Nyra,"
said Mr.. Super, enthusiastically. " II she amt "A
hdrnsuiu Critter, never see one.
An on.inoua light appeared In Mrs. Soper's
sunkcu ctCs and II her husband had been OBJ
serving closely he would have seen "a restless
motion OF tho hands. indicative Il an apparent
desire to make "A pcrsona attack upon some
one or something, hut he saw nothing. and con-
tinued
a. white ~ snow. she's got the pootest legs. q"
continued the unrenecting Mr. Soper with de-
scriptiVc motion Of the hama " an when YOU
come To tax about shape why, Mira" said Mr..
SOper, rising from his chair in his warmth,
shell measure two foot across her breast"
The scream winch cine from the afflicted in
valid az THIS uncturC was OF such piercing shrill
ness that Mr. Soper placed his fingers in his ears.
room appeared on the scene IN the twnkling Of
"Ob, you awful brutei' she exclaimed "a she
bathed her daughters brow with hair OIL in
feebly endeavored TO explain that he was only
telling Mrs SOpeT about jersey hefeT that Re
was going - DuY
There. ma" said Mrs. soper with a gasp,
I'm better now"
YOU'D better leave the room" said the ma
tron, with a world OF significant wrath in her
eye and the unfortunate Soper departed, NUT
terinR, rs he slammed the outside door behind
day; but he hasn't been vet for Mrs. Soper has
recovered, and her mother has taken up a per-
manent residence with them.
To tins day they don't speak to the Widow
has always been received in dlgni1ed and in
credulous silence.