Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1875-12-21


Henry. how do YOU like g0ing to
school ?'' Bully ~ he replied in an
excited voice 81 saw four b0ys lick
ed. one girl got her ear pulled. and a
! hig sch lar burned his elbow on the
stove / don't want to miss a day"
A romantic marriage lately took
place in Albany. Ga. A young lady
! OF that place wrote ta a Young man of
WinterviIle, III this county, that she
had heard him highly spoken of, and
If he saw lit 10 pay her visit, and
could stand satisfactory examination.
that she would reward him with h. 7
heart and hand. He accepted the
proposition, ana started at once to SEC
the fair one. He arrived al her home
Monday, was inspected aud received,
and the couple were married She neat
day.
Col. Richard Henry Lee, who h
been chosen To read the Declaration OF
In irptLdence at the opening Of the
Centen NAL Exhibition. il practiCin'
law at M.IwOod, Va, He is a grandson
o. Richard Henry Lee of the Rev0Iu-
ton. nephew Of Attorney General
Lee of Westinghouse administration,
and cousin of Gen. y +. LIE. e
entered the Confederate service as IA
lieutenant of nfaniy in the 'Stnnp-
wall" b igade and was wounded, after
which he served ~ u Judge Advocate
II the Second Corps OF the Confederate
army Of Northern Virginia until the
close of the war.
you see, grandma, we perforate an
aperture in the apex. and RcnrrespunG
ing aperture in the base and by APP
plying The egg to the lips and fOrcibly
iuhaling the breath, the egg is entire
tirely discharged of its COY tents. u
Bless my soul" exclaimed the old
lad, what improvements they do
make. Now in my young days we
just made 8 hole in both ends and
sucked"
The South purchases nearly the
whole OF it's farm machinery north of
The Ohio river. She spends millions |
annually in the purchase of these
goods. Yet she has superior timber |
and facilities for the m nufacture of
all these goods and could save many |
thousands in the difference in pr ces |
and transportation by SO DOING Con-
stitution.
Hans" said his grandfather. one
day, take the jug and go out and get
me some beer" "AlI right. give me
the money" Oh! it is easy enough to
get beer with mOIPy the thing Is 10
yet it " thout money" Hans gOes
"ut and returns with the jug. Hi
after irving IN vain to e.
u drink SAYS: Hans the jug is emp
tv.n so much The better replied the
urrhin. sit is easy enough tn drink
beer when the jug is full, tn thing is
to get drink when it is empty"
Senator Anthony's Providence pa
per says Thine was when S21 was a
sufficient allowance for years milli-
merry. even for fashionable outfit
We have seen very pretty faces and
erv bright ewes shining forth from
Leigh, rrrs and Duustahle Il at had been
made over for the third or fourth tine.
while the flower aud ribI,nns that
trimmed them had seen service like
the bOnnets.
St Louis girls grlp down peaches
and apples entire But they take the
rinds off nf watermelOns before swal-
lowing them.
An exchange saws 1.-THE Sandwich
Islanders helieve that RelZphuh walks
the earth i'm The form of woman ~
aui now and then you find man in1
this country who believes so tho, and
that he married the woman.
Franz Josef recently insinuated to a
British envoy that. a. between Russia
aud Prussia, he felt himself very much
a. if between the upper and neither
After awhile he will he
for sal ing out, too. like Turkey.