The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1875-07-02

We'll, my son." said Detroit fatLc G,
to his eight-year-old son, tie other night
''whnt have you done to-day that may bt
set down rs p good deed?" Gave 200,
boy five cents" replied the hopeful
''Ah, nh! that was charity, and charity j.
always right. He was an orphan, wn.
hc:" II didn't stop to ASK" replied tn,
boy; II gave him the money for lickin.
boy who upset my dinner basket"
1t is; all very well to show that the law
of the land has no knowledge Of Long
Brunch as the seat of Presidential tunc
tons: but then what is the law compared
to the personal convenience of {: mar
like Grant? Do YOU want him 10 max,
more sacrifices? You had better be cnrc
f,l or hc may resign, and then wha
would become Of thc country?
1t is stated that Il G,tling gun car
sweep away n regiment in about two
minutes, bu: the most destructive tn..in,
of war il; Il poet. When the fires o.
Patriotism once get s!nrtcI in the poet.
bosom he can knock seventeen briyudc.
into eternity. and scare the rest of til,
enemy into fits, an hour nll.l half be
fore the first shot is fired
The Nevada ninnv- hammer who ha:
just buried his wife in II silver coffin ha.
done II gool deal Of harm Other womc1
Will now feel that nobody cares fur
thing for them If they are not laid awa,
III the same style, and they wont pu
mp with any of your t;er!nnn-silye1
coifins, either.
The authorities of New York are lnoy
ing in the matter nf establishing :, Lols,
Tor the special treatment OF sun-strok.
AMI Cases of accident. \ hospital o.
thls character Is much needed, and nc
charge will bc made for the use of it:
privileges.
Copy was out. The devil picked up
paper and said, Here's something
'.thout Woman must I cnt it out:
NO! thun'lcrea the editor; "'thc frs
disturbance ever created in this worli
was occasioncd by the devil fooling abou
woman"
y King of the Cannibal Islands ha.
jus. died in Paris. where he had lived
many years comfortably on money earn.
cd by exhibiting himself in this countr,
after the English drove him out OF hi:
Own.
Reynolds, the dramatist, Observing The
thinncs' of the house ut one of his pieces S
said: 81 suppose it is owing to the war;
"No," was the reply, lit is owing to thu
piece
What kind Of sassagcs is thcm:'
Inericd an old lady of the young man O
literature and peanuts, as lie passet
thronght the train selling bananas
no" said Mrs. Pol9crs, very posi-
lively, ''if l 30 into the country, Mr.
PodSers goes with me. This city ain
no safe place to leave man alone in"
"Mr. D., if yonll get my Goa
done by Saturday, shall be forever in
d:btel to you." IF that's Your game
it won't be done" said the tailor.
How woman can keep on tnlkine
while she twists up her back hair and la.
her mouth full Of Lairpins is mvstcy,
not yet explained.
An Illinois woman who wanted to @
to II mnsqurnde party as Mary Queen o
Scots. looked through the Bible to asccr
tain how the character was dressed.
Capt. f. II. Cherry, worthy citizc1
who resided near Ebenczcr in Yorl
County, died Of bronchitis on the a3r,
ultimo, aged 10 years.
1t is best for men to go to church
even If he goes to sleep; but he shoul,
not disturb the congregation with
Snore-uS voice.
Ii You know man with n bcamin.
face. kind heart, and prospcrou.
business, in nine cases out of ten yor
will find he has apleasnnt, cheerful wife
Several colorcd military companies o
Charleston are cndeavoring to arranc.
matters to visit Philadelphia during til,
centennial.
Quills are things that are sometime.
taken from the pinions of one goose t.
spread the opinions Of another.
Among the degrees conferred hS Yale
College yesterday was that Of d d. upo1
colored man.
One swallow does not make n spring
but dozen swallows sometimes max,
one fall.
\ Schenectady girl at spelling schoo
sat down Oh ''pantaloons.'
The additional school tax las beer
voted down in Edgeiicll
The rival railroads will soon he issuin;
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