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Smyrna times., 1875-03-17
Golden Grains Of Thought.

The passions are the only orators who alway
persuade.
We all do more harm than we intend, ano
less good.
None have less praise than those who hunt
most after it.
passionate man rides Il horse that run,
| away with him.
W W here hard work kills ten men, idlencs.
Kills a hundred
by preparing for the worst, you may often
compass the best.
Death is the only master who fakes his snr.
want without Il character.
me great difference between men-thc
great ana nlslgnllicant-is energy
.''lf greatest glory consists not i'm never fall
ll%' but IN rising every time we fall
som" men are like liOwcls-pink early in
the morning, and getting blue before even.
ing.
\ W iSe man may be pinchcd by poverty :
m h'li only fool will let himself be linchcd iy
tight shoes.
Perseverance will obtain good cabbage and
will grow.
\ man that astonishcs at first. soon make,
rr"PI" inpatient if he does not continue in
the same cnliyrning KEY.
h'auty, wit, high birth, vigor of bone. love.
lrl'ild>llp, charity, are subjects all 10 curious
and eliminating Time.
AVOID annoyance. BE cautious and kiudI,
1t IS not safe to tramplc upon 50 humble Il
thing rs bit Of orangc-pccl.
me 2i""iul laugh of happy children is the
best home music; and the graceful figure, of
cnldho"d are the best statr1aly.
II Is breath thrown away to talk morality
70 4 |"uh" man who hts to stay home from
Inc party on account of Il boil ON his nose.
II" generality OF friends put us out of
'"hrri! with friendship, Just -, the generality
"i religious l""pI" put rs "ut ot concct
with religion. Hoh, E.asoH
Tragedy warm. the soul, cl,yat,- lhc
h'.nt. cam and ought IL. crrat, heroes. In
'I'I- s"lt@,'. perhaps. France owe a part Of her
&''1i actions To t'mnrilIr. Aalnloa.
y man would have no pleasure in discover.
ih@ "II the h'Hutl'~ "i the universe. even in
heaven It,e'ii. unless I:c had PARTNER To whom
II" lHi%hl c"nlnllicat, hi, joy~ Cr,..o.
N'r all lit', bl"o,i, poce} like t!l. calm
hiH" Ky. with lis motirrly. ,llIl>in., face.
Nhr i tA'' @l'*tt rrlu1n"r: AMI where HE. love.
"I irr = strong and healthy. Hickc,In,.~, and
Won" cannot long prevail.
nrr" = a Spanish lIovcIb that Il lapi,i;Iy
VINO would 1l"W rich must buy Of those who
20 10 b" r%"cut"d. a.. not ,.arinn now ,.h,.,n
'h'N ell and sell to thost. who 90 to l, u,.,i
it"j a~ moi caring how dear th,,y buy.
" Nhu i- time? ihc shadow on the. dial.
Ia" -iIihn" "t the clock, tlI, llmnirg Of tbe|
'ahd day and night. Summer and winter
month";, N"tr1, centuries these ar. but alI,i.
-ra'r and outward sign, the measure. af ,i,n,
not TIM" ll."lf. Time is the life of ,oul nj
net net TINS then tell lnr what is time LouL
fH"r.
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17
What a Coquette Did.

men Walter Scott wrote of Woman that
! III our hours Of ease she was uncertain, coy,
and hard to please, hc included balls and par
ties among the easy hours or his reflections
im to apply to the society of Denver. Colo
rad0. There was given Il select little
terpSlchrean entertainment at Denver not
long ago, and the best society of that citv a,
Jenkins would remark, graccd the occasion
by ITS presence. Among the bellies of the oc-
clSlon there was none more beautiful than
Miss Townly, who is, by common consent,
admitted to be the handsomcSt Young lady in
Denver; and, among the beauX, none ap-
peared to be more manly than George Stone,
son OF the leading lawyer, and John Collier
son OF the leading physician of the place
George Stone and John Collier each loved
Miss Townly, and she knew it. 1t is scarcely
necessary to add that, the situation being as
dcscllbcd and Miss Townly being woman
she coqucttcd with the two young men, max
ing each miserable as she received with al-
parent pleasure the attentions Of the other
and maxim" arise mortal hatred between
them. There is point at which a woman
can make amy man become thoroughly. fatally
Reckless. This point, on the occasion dcScriI-
"d, was reached by John Collier first and
ther" IN the ballroom, with the dancers whirI-
my about him, but Whirng no more d:ZZily
than his poor brain, he deliberately drew out
his revolver, and. without a word of warming,
shot his rival. The bullet struck Stone in
the shoulder, making Il terrible wound. but
not disabling nor ,lazin@ him. Asdrliboratcly
as Collier, Stone drew Il pistol. and shot his
aSsailant dead. Then both men fell to the
floor. Tia" dead man and the wounded one.
and tn" f'stiyity was decidedly marrcd.
Then, too, 3Iis, Townly droppcd--too late
tn" coquettr and became the woman for She
showed her preference at last by thrOWinu
herself wildly upon the dead body of Collier.
kissing the LIP, h.r foolish ,jn had closed
forever Th" moral Of the affair docs not
com" directly. for won.,p will coqucttc E,r-
eyer -Natm" Is r~poneih. but there is Il
suggestion for young mon: Never quarrel
with i rival. II you come ont -,,,.und best IN
III" conflict. you ""t hurt: if you are tho
victor Il" has y'nr clarnoi'e pity. aHd pity
l. ak i'm t. love.
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17
Old Customs.

I"Ili-EiIS>,S were invented about the mia.
'tlc ct tn" third century; and at one time
persons u',Ft To carry them about, as we do
| watches. They We're also attached to luiI,its
to regulate the length Of the sermons. H,.
| Tor" ia" Reformation, sermons were generally
rrmarkabi" for their br.vity; but from the
,ttlH OF Luther they gradually increased in
ZENITH, and during the seventeenth century
IN" Puritan preachers inflicted upon thri,.
hearers sermons of two hours, and even more.
An amusing story is told of parish clerk.
who sat patiently till the preacher was three
quarters through his second glass, and the
auditors had sloWl Y Withdrawn, tired out bv
ms pr"sinE. At a convenient pause in the
sermon, the clerk arose and calmly requested
II he would be pleased, when he had done. to
close the churchdoor and push the KEY ln-
der it, as himself and the few that remained
were about to retire!
lh" custom of using the Sclan-chair pro
vailed during the seventeenth and Iart of the
eighteenth centuries. The first one seen in
England was used by Buckingham greatly to
tn" Indignation Of the people, who said he
employed his fcllOw-crcaturcs to do the work
"l beasts. Wealthy persons used to keep
their OWN, and have them handsomely o,na.
mcntcd. They stood in the lobby of the
mansion, ready Tor use when required In n
letter written at Naples in 1913, the writer
5I'lhH ol lHc gay appearance OI the streets,
and of the elegant asildcd scdans, attended by
lnkboys, tlratw constantly passing. These,
were uShcr"d one by one into some uXurious
mansion. When the whole party had been
delivered, the lmk-boys thrust thcir fan
b"auX into the cXtinguishcrs. which We're at
the sides of the doors 0f all houses in tLc
arlstocratlc quarter, and Withdrew until their
services would he required for returning
home. Still earlier than this, our great great
glandmothcrs used la ride ON the same horse
with thrcavall"rS. on II pillion-a kind of
stuffed cushion, which formed Il second scat.
In tins way Queen Elizabeth, when she rode
mt" Tia" city from her residence at Greenwich.
placed herself behind her Lord Chancellor.
The Introduction OF the staer-coach created
great excitement, and met with much oppn.
sItion. When the coachnIan Of Queen Eliza
beth first appeared with a coach, some said if
was great cIHb-slcIl brought out of China.
and Some imagined il To be one of the pagon
temples III which the cInibals adored the
devil. coach was II strange thing i'm those
days, and tn" sight of one put both horse and
man IN amaMmcnt. Ia a letter in the TaHL.,
llGl0) we find the following notice, after stat
ing the hour for II stagc-cOach to leave n col.
fcehOuse for dance: IN. Dancing shoes.
not exceeding four inches high in the heels.
and wigs not exceeding three feet in LENGTH.
ae carried in the coaclI-box gratis"
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17
WHOLE NO. I,O3S

PERSONAL APPEARANCE ,vn TI.,.,r. a.,
personal appearance and habits much Of our
success III life depends There have L'.',
many instances whore the ,ouI .Lf,t,,,,
through manned or dclornCd body. has, ,.,,.1
Iu'red the adverse circumstances. TLi. :. fan
custer 10 90 than to overcome am offensive ~,
di.I,3,@reeabIe trick Of bchayior-fo,. Soc;ot'.
WI! W " accord ITS pity and sympathy to MAMMAL
defects but for acquired ones it ony rrsr,,.,
Every reader will recall to mind Sam. ,..,.
son toward whom he or She has f.ft
llftiioe "Ii4ost mrndu49blc. merely from an
oI,,,lsiye ol,',iltiye habit such an one ha, fI9nrdI
I'iictiiii''' tIi! mere turn of the lin. a cast Of
~ ~ Or peculiar infection Of th. voi,.,
',,' II"clIco has been formed Of cIcI,.in., tjr
Or SpIttm@ lrotu-cly about. or ,i,.ing
tii;' ~ c'l9' or some other yulgar habit Tbr.n
i, WI! WI create a di,ta,te for such l,cr.ous
III 1t I2>tdIous mind; and deny il -. w., ,,.a,.
vi r''II II 'aIucalni,h or "siIy. W.. ,,,,. al =,
Us more or less t;tstidiou@.
II IS the duty Of every pnI..on t,.,,,..l...,:.
ScIl agreeable to others, No.t or,Il'. '''',.'
VI manner winch create aversion a,,
Il9li'"'l'"li' I IN their origin. Iolt hncn,n -.
Itt'llu"I M that W" are unconciou, Of tL,,,,
I,ai;; - lH'h W"r" Formed i'm clilIhn,d
NIX: H"I easily Removed in after y,.,,.
" me We cannot like cy,lyIodv. nr L.. I.,,.i
ny 'N'INhody IN return. sin ~. cam t',I
especial car" that we do not maxi. n,,r-I,'>.
i,,l, iI"il& "iI"h,Iv" by habits and way. tL,t
around Us. ">''''~' "i uI"-"
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17
Positions in Sleeping.

1t , better la 90 To sleep on the RIGHT sd"
Tor lll"lI IN" stomach IS very much in the
position "I u hpttlr turned upside down. and
III" contents oi il ;,!, aided in PASSING out hy
@taYltatInH. II ON" goes Ia ~lorp on the left
ohI" the operation of empty ing the stomach Of
lt> contents Is ln", like drawing water from a
we'll After "pim@ - sleep, let TIN, body take
it- own POSITION II you sleep ON yotrl back
~prciallH - ~ after hearty neal. the
weight OF tn" digestive organs and of the food
resting OH the great vcin OF ihc body near TIN.
t@ckhonr. Coni,rcSscS il and arrest. the iioW
nf the blood more pr less. If the arrest j.,
partial, sleep is disturbed. and there are un-
pleasant dreams. II the meal has been recent
and heavy, the arrest j. more decided: and
the various sensations such as falling over a
preciplcc, or the pursuit Of wild beast. or
other impending dangers. and the desperate
rndcaVors To get rid OF it. aro,lscS Us. and
sends ON the stagnating blood and We wake
81 a fright or trembling, or in a per, l,iIation.
~ feeling exhausted. according to the degree.
Gf ~ta"natIon and the length and strength of
tll- efforts made to escape the danger. But
when We are unable To escape the danger
whon "" do fall over the prccipicc. when the
tumblips building cruShcs us-what then
That Is death! That is the death of those of
whom il Is said, when found lifccSs in the
morning, "tltat they were as we'll as ever they
were the day before; and often it is added
'and ate hcartle' than commont' This last
as frequent cA"s- of death to those who
have gone to bed 10 ,talc no more, we give
merely as privat" opiuion> The possibility Of
its truth is enough to qctcy any rational man
from late and hearty meal This we know
with certainty, and waking ,ip in the night
with painful diarhca. or cholera. or bilious
collie, ending in death in short time is
probably trarrabr to late large },cal. The
truly wise will take the safe side For per
sons to cat three times II day. it is amply suf-
ficioni %o Nakc the last meal of cold Iread.
and Luttcr, and a cup of some warm drink. |
40 one can StarVo ON it; while Il perseverance,
soon bcgcts vigorous appetite for breakfast |
50 promising of Il days comfort.
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

NIGnT IN THE MooH-At last. however.
night sets in. Gracefully il comes. after tbr
sun has gathered ~ his smiling beam, and
gone down to his l,.t! All at once we are
plunged INTO comparative obscuritv-
again, there is no twilight to stay the stems of
departing day. At one stride comes the dark
I'ut, looking up into the sky, we behold a vast
orb. which pourS down Il mildcr and moro
b"nclicrnt splpndor than the great lord of the
system. 1t is such moon as we tcrrcstriols
cannot boast. for IT IS not less than thirteen
tunes as large and Luminous, rs olIr own.
There 1t hangs IN the firmamcnt, without
apparent change of place, as il fixed in its
everlasting seat But not without change of
surface; for this great globe is a Painted
panorama, amt turning around maicNtically
on It's axis, presents ii oceans and continents
IN grand succession. As Europe and Africa.
locking the Mediterranean in their embrace.
roll away from the sight, the stormy Atlantic
offers ITS waters to view; and then the two
Americas, with their huge forests and vast
pralrlcS, pass under inspection. Then the
grand basin of the Pacific, lit up with island
fires, meets the gazcr's eye; and, as this
glIdcs over the scene, the eastern rim of Asia
and the upper portion of Australia sail into
sight. The Indian ocean, and aitcrward thc
Arabian sea, spread themselves ont i'm thrir
subducd splcndor; and thus, in (ourand.
twenty hours, "thr great rotundty we tread
turns It's pictured cOuntcnancc to the moon.
ana grandly rrpayS the listening lunarians NV
repeating, to the hest of its ability, the story
of its birth. Nor is the sky less marvellous in
another respect for the absence of onv
atmospheric diiliIsions of light permits the
consultations to shine out with distinctness
which is never parallcIed on earth. Thcv
glitterlike diamond points set in a Grmnmnnto or
ebony. Stars and clusters, which we never
see with the naked eye, flock into view. and
crowd the lunar heavens. ''''''
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

'oRRETT toURTSHIP.-Thc celebrated Wi
liam Cohhctt. the author of so many us,
iul works. and who became member for Old.
nam, was originally private soldier in fine
English army, and served i'm America in IN,
War of Independence. 1t was when oI;tn ,
young man, and while quartcrcd in N,v,
Brunswick, that Cnbbctt met the rirI who
hccane ms wife. lie first saw her i'm com.
lFilN I"r about an hour one evening Shortly
alt"rWard, in the dead of winter. whom 40
snow lay several feet thick on the ground Ln
Glanced, in hi@ walk at break of dav. tn nass
tue house OF her parents. 1t was hardly lirht.
ht't There was she. out in the cold. scruLjin, :,
III Il WaSh-tub. That action made hrr n,;y
tr"SS OF Cohbctt's heart forever. No sooner
was h" out OF hearing than he cvcl,u,,,I
Il hat the girl for me = She was tnn I,n,,l,
ter oi sergeant of artillery. and then onI,
'h"'''ii. " ms intense chagrin, the artillery
was "[.''f'd t" England, and She had to 90
WIN h'F iath"r Cobbitt bv this time had
managed TO save one hundred and fifty rui
meas as toot-Soldcr-thp nrodurn Of -,
work Considering that W6oIwicb to v,I'iai'
ms sweetheart was bound, was cov nI,cn
"'i'' 'lat she there might find many suitors
""n' moved hy her beauty, might tcmnt hcr
10y thelr wealth, and, unwilling that sbn ib,,,I,i
hlft herself with hard work. he sent bnr oII
ms precious guincas, and prayed thai she
'i'@nI It's" them ircrly-for he could cct
pi'hty morc-to buy good clothes. and live in
iriS;'llt l3dSlhgS, and be as happy as she
could until he was able to Join EGr. Fom
long years elapsed before they met. Colbert
when he reached England, found her maid
oi-all.work at five pounds Il year. On their
meeting, without saying Il word about il, She
placed in his hands the parcel of one hundred
ana iitty guncas unbrolcn. He obtained his
discharge from the army, and married tho
brave and thrifty woman. She made him IN
admirable wife Never was he tired of speak
ing her praises; and whatever comfort and
success he afterward enjoyed, it was his deIi@bt
to ascribe it to her care and inspiration
How to signal bark-pull dogs tail
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

What changes . few years bring about
don ,I.l they? Yesterday the citizens Of A,I,or
IN w'r" aware Of a woman madlv tc1rjn,,
along potato ma~her in hand. giving chase r.,
h'r husband who was living from her bros
rnre like a deer. Eight wears AGO lii, lamn
i'lllaIe !. took a medal at an Eastern seminary
Iot 4 graduating essay on "Rcpo~c Of Char
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

\ Montana editor bcmoon. tho ,.,Io,,;,;,.
OF N14 in the following very tourhinr .iai,,
: FIRST that Beochcr business: then the ,,,l.s.
hopp'rS. then tn" democratic victories, and
NO" . an increased tax ON whi>kcv. Wb,t i
tins poor country coming to?'
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

There are Young mon who cannot boll ,
Skcin of yarn for their mother, william, ,r;,,.,
ing, but will hold l2j pound. Of - n,;.,iJa,.
ing family for the best part of the ni,hi m;,L
patience and docility that are certainly nh,'
nOmrnal ''N I''l'-
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

IHE cmEnrY TREE Lrqrxp-y yry y...,....
.a,',, ~ A'%"' NIUE boy out wet mdritook ln
come ',' h'". Washington ON his mother rin ,}i'
II" cat off the cat, b..,J c.;,I
.I'l@n"I hatch"t and tlrcw th,. d.lin,., c.r;.
=! ~. me meal barrel When the uli IaIy w.m ,'l,
l"r meal t" make the h"c-,~,bc tor M, rn.''I
ma!l,!n@ i",,!i ro"~t 81" discovered that r,t aII
m",hn, .r" ,,.; ,ri h'r I''Ir.n, I"-aid: "Ididit
,Tl/IIrd WI I.. if can tell rh~ vho'~ rnr., aI.
Now Now mot mothers would L.,y, I..-...} .l,,
i,,,, l,al', :; 'I'l'i'In J, Iai on hi mobile Lrav, nI
iH'll fI1It on u,in. the meal out ur FIX,
-, nIfF'I .Jn~t the same, Lut thi- One I..I.'I
@in| acI".~ my Lr. H.. ,:.rn,. .rI t.r
..., ."''I'I r. ',Gr', n; r"~" rl Of iu-, from l.
.nm ~ t,.. r., ~, lf'"~"i~ that rii~rjualr hrl til.
sun If"hi Ei"N. and ia" n,d woman l,,,, .,.,,
i'i3-''.+ ~, ;md ], lavish in t!u-,. ii. r,,.. ~.
N.''''' mat boy had r.pIrrd HI pans.
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17


Washington man who was treated to
,29rcnt"r slipped back to the ciglr ,tnrr,
the other day, and economically cI,h,,,.,,i
1t Tor three for a quartcr.
An English Judge has recently defined -. .,c,.
tleman as a term which '.inrluI., ,n-LnI,.
VINO has nothing to do and is outside of the
worllhouSc.' ''''
man may forget hi, business. his Cn,iI,.
and all the sacred obligations of IN, I'm, ~
felt bill. '''' counter
Coz. Forn"y appears in the personals Of -,
llaiian papers rs tapitano Giovanni rnrna,
ana ne Is in danger of being mist,l,nn i'',>' c,,'
bandit 'S '''>''hei i"r
In" easiest way 10 pay gas. bill i 70 hmm
N'r"S'h' SO says a Rochester paper.
~ s'i'lStIclan "a estimates that courtshins nv.
'r"S' lhree tons of coal each.
Adam was proudly conscious that bc nnvor
made mistake in boyhood.
!, The novel for policcman-acr f.on,
the Maddening Crowd" ''"iii
The most melancholy spectacle in tbo wor,1
is cold pancake. - '''' world
One of our favorite prima donnos has . f,,
setto' teeth, mus " laI'
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

WHITE GEMs.-Whitc gems should always
De made Of the best of fine flour and new milk.
with little salt, beaten well together into a
stiff batter, too still for grdoIle cakrs-or into
u soft dough, too soft for biscut-and baked
in II hot oven in gem pans, made hot before
the dough is dipped in. These are the best
of "warn biscuit" | think You coa put in
baking powder, but do try them without.
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

Alter the cplumittc AT tLr t,i,i,.>,.,
cultural Far had given the first l.rIu:r5ln 49,.
T,''lily to "a Hungarian chicken of IN. ~l.,.;
~ H'2yar breed. the fact was ,lrvclom.I rL,,
lHr 1I~-lac"tul fowl was merely an o,,I.na",
'Hi'krh with a broken back. a lai-,. r,;I .rJ
i f'IIll' "t turkey feathers, glued aro,n,J +.
neck win mucila2o. The committee. WINK,
Hn'W Il all the time. hut they wanted tn 49,.
now tar tn" man would carry III, lia,,j
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

nu J'~i ought 10 have been over 10 our
nous" last night" shouted one small hoy ~
"R3li"r :. WI on the campus Martins v,,t,rIay
,-makm@ pirturc~?" inquired ill., nrL
~. ,, N',lt much No. sir; our folk, went
',""l' '',,'., ''''i We had pop corn. two kind, of
the dog around in the tall, cioih AMI ''tIM rev.,
Mr"d girl told Us eight ghost stories, ''''
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

LEA ADCLTERATIONS.-Onc Of the usual ways
0l adult"rating tea is by the admiXturc of
leaves other than those of the tca-plant. For
thc detection Of these foreign leaves but little
tIt can be given by chemistry, and il is best
20 study their botanical and micrOscODical
characters. Professor Alfred II. Allen gives.
III thG 0'm'cm Nr~2, the following method
lor 'dclectIn@ adultcratiOns of this kind !:
some OF the sample to be examined" saws
ne, us to be put into hot water: and, when
me leaves have unfoded, they are spread out
on I glass plate and held up to the light, when
'liG FeiltIon, sulatiOn, DC, are readily obscr-
n''' IN" primary vcnation OF the tca-faf
lofllS series OF Wcll-dclincd hoops which are
not met with IN most leaves used as adut,l.
ultS. lhc ScrratiOns are not mere sawed
.'e'l on the margins of the lcgs. but actual
hookS. The scrratlon stops short, somewhat
m @nIu Iui!tIy, at some distance above the base
ne Assam tca-lcafis sometimes bi-scrrato. At
the apex Of the tca-caf there is q distinct
il''GH' instead OF point. If We examine the
uli"of surface with q microscopc after the
separation Of the cuticlc, the pcculiar and
characteristic space between the two cells Of
th' St"ihata Is readily perceived The long.
iilic'lliar laIla OF the tca-lcaf are also pccll-
mar he employment of cau>tic potash is
u'NFahIe IN oLSrWin" these characters, I'm
'no SI"'-lr;u the ScrraturcS are direct Incl
SONS, numerous, often regular. and extending
down to the base. There are no Spinc,. The
hlIl' are shorter and coar>cr than those of the
t";t-lrai, and are marked in II peculiar man
nrr. The cldor-Iraf is more pointed than
that OF th" tca-plant, and the lobe. are ln
equal at the base The 5crq9lturcs are direct
lnrISI"nS. The midritr has hairs on it, and ON
the leaf itself there are several kinds of hairs
notably short, SpinouS, stratcd hair.
"iI'h occurs ON the upper surface The
s"lraturcS Of the willow-L.af much rn,,,nIj,.
those of the tea, but the c"llwalI~ of both tbo
upper and under cpdr9ns differ from those
"l the t"l-i"at. in not brin. Sinuou,: and
ihol' ar" long, coarse. ~triatrd hairs Whom
perfect. IN" elongated form of the willow
SullirirhtIy distinguishes it from tea. and the.
v'h4tl"n Is al" entirely different. The chief
i"r"l.'n leaves added hy the Chimes. ara. tI,n,,.
"i 'h'"hfn'h"t '"o""l@.1"S and Of t,u.uh.,
>""1''' tn" latter Of which presents a clo,,.
resemblance to til" tral.lant
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

\ school IN Vermont is presided over Iy 4
cr"SN-eyed teacher. \ few DAYS AFRO he raI!,
ed out That boy that am looking ~ viii
step out ON the floor" Immediately twenty.
seven lads walked out in front of the aston
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Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

A bride in Indiana, after the conclusion of
the marriage ceremony stepped gracefully
forward and requested the clergyman to give
sought
Smyrna times., 1875-03-17

What is the difference between a tube and
q FOOLISH Dutchman? One is a hollow cylin.
der and the other is silly Hollander.