Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-04-09
FEMININE GOSSIP.

waukee SsRt'Rc., when his wife crawls out
about midnight and takes the heaviest COM
forter off the bed to wrap around her plants,
is lacking in all the noble qualities of 4 free
agent.
Go away Leave me with my dead Let
me fling myself on his coffin and die there ~
That was in Nebraska, six months ago, and
now the widow has won another trusting
soul, and No. Is portrait is in the attic, face
to the wall.
Il see very little of yoa, said an old gen
tleman at Louisville ball to a young lady
whom he had not met in long time before.
Il know it,, was the artless reply, "but
mother wouldn't allow me to wear very
low -necked dress tonight, the weather is 50
cold"
Judge Perrin of Falmouth, kentucky,
performed marriage ceremony for Clay
Ashton and his sweetheart week later
the husband called again. "Oh. | see,"
said the Judge. you have come after the
certificate. "Oh, you don't see, was the
reply 81 haven't come after the certificate
What want is a divorce. -
Just as the train started out on the Great
Western Railroad in Detroit. the other dav,
woman leaned forward and called to her
husband, who was ten feet away Say,
SIMON, did YOU wash your feet and change
/ your socks - No, by swan forgot all
about it, he replied "Well," said she,
as she leaned back. Il feel it in my bones
that there going to be a smaSh-up afore we
get to London, and if you are killed I'll iast
purtend | didn't know We
At the police court in Liverpool. the other
] l.. L. { -
/ tiOn OF cabman for several years was brought
up on charge Of stealing butchers meat
/ On being removed TO the jai it was discover
ed the prisoner was q woman. Her real name
/ i Mary Hanniwel She Is the daughter of
a land steward at Taunton, and was married
/ to an army surgeon before she was fifteen
] years old, but, being unhappy, left him after
a lew years, and made her way to London.
/ Having learned to drive horses when q mere
/ glrl, she turned this knowledge to account,
and procuring a suit Of mans clothes, ob-
taincd employment a. a cab driver. She
/ continued at this work for three years. and
then came to Liverpool, where She has fol-
lowed the same occupation for about six
/ years The prisoner was sentenced o. two
months imprisonment.
\ lady went into a carpet store rceenty
and pointing ont a carpet, asked the pro-
| Drietor what it was Brussels. SAYS the
proprietor. brussels. quoth the lady,
laSSinS her hand over IT, seems 10 me The
VruS9eiS uen suck np mucA.
W e can point you ont q Michigan wo-
u-an "Ho [eiuSeu 10 20 10 Ie>.i'al because
similar c,se ,,.as I'll " H. ~ III,
State so,1o ,f,,. IN
a1tSent;ratai' ,'i'' ''''' ''' '''
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4 s'atiS'ician eSImaieN t'Ai ''aFl'hiI7
80 ~ '''i 0' '''' '''''''
\ slrl IN Macoupih county Ii.' recently
cA"eu a corl oi hard WOOD in one Ao'r ana
I2f'y-nSe minutes each suck 'eins cut t"iee-
sue i uescr'peu j. pretty anu ho' YET eIsH-
teeh' ana performer me task IA a ht oi anger
"e'iIsc iier lho'her lo'u hef S-te was III I'r
nothing 3qt 4I 10 SIT In t4e pa7-oF ana read
novels HOW sueh girl as tnai would rat
I'm liz ''e' ''''''' al ''''' " ''''' '''' -''''
a ba!tinore Aly eI "ta4iA anu p'ety is
sad To nave renamed single untI. the ase ol
iorty years, refusing many oilers because She
had resolved to marry no man except c-eT-
syman- \ WINE ago she was "elaed % a
Pennies Dut de'onl' pastor OIL a mite
Ghgrch, ana the honeymoon was nArdly over
49, - ~ Lo- ~, ma "''''
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m gong TO where won have 90 c',N
'eans' was tne iaIeWe,' sentence 'i An OAi'
woman WHO iei' tAi~ 'a'e "' ''lf- " i'" 1'ls
SINCE
woman recently die1l -lA.dm; leaving
10 somebody. 1t Is sald' an inheritance ol no
less than - hoolSklrt9. That woman was
as wei hooPea as an imported '@if'- OF
-.,i''' ~ anu '.''. o. % '"' '''
Miss Molly Allen oil Napa. al maiden
ol We've OF tnirteeh' mas ki4IeI more game
win neF small leiescoplt rlut lnah any tW'
hunters 10 lha' region I'M. winter 9Ae maze
'hIrty uoHars on slairrei, tal'S IaNt SUMMER
Ie''liis oniy H'e yon'9 '''ce' -. ,'''.lN1
lnH'yn l'S' year sile V'oA 20 many l'I1.@ 'I,''
her De'rueu opponents Fu!eu h'r o1t '' 'Ae
'"s'
Two girls attending seminary in Illinois
set two chickens fighting in their room last
Sunday Bets on the result ran high. and
at the conclusion Of the contest the winning
maiden was better by g9id "at'h'
par ol SIX s'Cckins'' Il tfen'n 'CfSe'' Two
,olis oi ia-5e 1ar' d patent ousIle' anu
Gn;da = ,rorkcd on II in c'iorcJ Ill
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ool 'iul99 ilIuieu ,,.i ... so.oliou i'uIS"
., 'ile 'V",, Tg"I ".',' no ',.e
Heacon, W ny tHenl ~, ,,a'iN SiIIs my 10
50 leaIlul uiS5llateu. .,i1 i"ey can Ho'i GUY
very i2nE' 1ney Say 'AcS ~. Oh '5"S
every blessed high' the week
Maine woman was true to her lover. anu
fornia, after an absence of twenty years.
y. Bile came back rich.
story i told or n celebrated ro,li.h