The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1875-07-01
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the olden times were accustomed To bottle
up the liquid treasure and use 1t az cos.
metic. They had firm faith in its power
to remove every impurity from the com.
plexion. s'
Contrary to al the teachings of Sunday
school literature, Pennsylvania lad has
fallen upon prosperity by going fishing on
Sunday. He did Mt catch any fish, but he
saved wealthy gentleman from drown
ing, and has had $4,000 bank account
started for him by the grateful Survivor.
The tragic end of c. l.. Vallandi CHAM,
who lost his life while explaining with
pistol how It was impossible that his client
should have shot the man for whose muir
der he was on trial, is recalled by the assas-
sination OF that client-Tom Mcclellan, q
notorious desperate of Hamilton, Ohio-in
his liquor saloon.
Monmouth, Oregon, must be sweetly
sonorous place. With only forty houses, It
has nine organs, three pianofortes and one
instrument described as ''piano-melodeon.
Moreover, 1t has for street purposes a cor
net band of fourteen performers, with
numberless guitars, tiddles, banjos, ,fifes,
flutes, clarinets and other private instru-
ments of melody.
sang my love, "COme down, come down
And sail the crlnkled river 1"
She sent to me a skreezy frown
That put me In culver.
Iswlrled and screeled, "oh, pray. my love,
Come sail the scroOnchy waterw
She nightered wildly, like dove,
And In my boat caught her.
An exchange commends to the writers of
obituary poetry the following:
-Four doctors tackled Johnnie Smith,
They blistered and they bled him;
With squills and antl-bilious pills
And ipecac they fed him.
They stirred him up with calomel.
And tried TO move his liver;
But all In vain-his little soul
Was waited Ger the river"
Jay Cooke is credited with this mode of
fishing at Putin Bay, for a description of
which all lazy fishermen will be thankful
"He had a large glass jar, filed with min
nows, in the place which he frequented.
The big fishes would swarm around the
jar, seeing their coveted pray and hungry
for the expected feast. He would drop
his hook among them, and haul out the
victims of his novel delusion with the ut
most ease and readiness, until tired of the
unsportsmanlike sport"
A wonderful and magnificent cave has
been discovered near the Kaolin Mine at
Bedford, Ind. A party recently went
down a distance of seventy feet and then an
incline of thirty feet, and found themselves
in chamber eighty by one hundred and
fifty feet in area, and one hundred feet high.
In the cave there is dome one hundred
feet high, and the other remarkable natur-
al beauties were viewed with wonder and
admiration by the exploring party. An
entrance into another apartment of the
cave was blocked up so securely that-th
party were unable to get through.
Count Waldeck had rival centennarian
in Philadelphia, if all accounts be true.
Thomas Taylor, who died in that city on
Friday last, is alleged to haye reached the
age of 1903 years. He was present at the
burial of Sir John Moore, and at Water
loo, where he was lieutenant in the Eighty
eighth Connaught Rangers, afterward
America, and was made, by the help of
Bishop Odenheimer, sexton of the Church
| of the Ascension, in Philadelphia, O posi-
| ton which he held until seven years ago.
Mr.. Taylor had received medals from the
British government for bravery.
1t is said that Plato once defined man as
"a two-legged, featherless animal; where
upon Dogenes threw living plucked
rooster into his school, saying, behold
Platos man." A point equally amusing
and trivial was made in one Of President
Hopkins's lectures on "The Scriptural
View of Man." before the Yale Divinity
school, recently, if reporter may be be-
lieved: ''Herbert Spencer put on his
philosophers cap, and with the dignity of
an owl defines thus: Life is the continu-
Gus adjustment of internal relations to ex-
ternal relations Whereupon,
also, put on my philosophers cap, and,
with the dignity of an owl, likewise define
thus: The boiling of water in tea ket-
tie Is the continuous adjustment of inter-
nal relations to external relations