, 1875-11-21

daughters only bet1othed lover"
The Pirate took the taper fingers which the
Lady Alnl1a Bartha Caroline Dagmar Eleanor
Francesca Georgiana de 3Ioeyus extended frgid-
y toward him and pressed them to his hps Sirh
respectful devotion, renarkng, as he drew q,
costly diamond ring from har hand: 'sValuable
az is this gem. my fsieod Lipman wil ever CON
slider it more valuable from it's association with
n ssy shso ah9 s@4aisag assg s
rapture, he removed his watch, saying with an
apologetic smile: Though / an o Pirate, I
must watch as well a. prey" 'Look here, I
say" observed the hapless Baron, IN jokes a
joke, you know, but this is crowding the mourn
this mud with my boots just blacked. do you?
just drive on to the crossing ike 3 good Pirate"
For all answer the Pirate seized him by his
paper collar, and. dragging him to the platform,
flung him into the raging abyss. There Was a
fifteenth Shrek OF agony, fifteenth sallen
plunge, etc.
"Eow, de- Mogyns," said the Pirate, adyanc-.
ing to the venerable Earl, "before you 20 you.
couldn't oblige me with the loan OF your pocket
book till the day before Yesterday. could you?
Q, thanks I left mine on the piano in the wood
shed, and want to buy some meat for my cat.
And now, come along"
II sea! see!" cried the unhappy nobleman.
you love Eer,-you were jealous Of Won Hicks. I
never liked hun. Take er,-she ia you1E. Bless.
you- my children. Spare my life, aud I'll take,
u
ness. Then, as the hardened Pirate 1uthlessly
dragged him toward the rear platform, ho re-
gained his defiant and lo1d1v self f-possession
"Cee here" he said, "this ia an Imposition.
I've paid my fare, aud I'm entitled to transpor-
tat,on to my destination" doot belong to the e
swindIe! I'll write letter signed 4'Many
Citizens" to the Journal! Bye-bye, Almira
Bertha Caroline Dagmar Eleanor Francesca
Georgiana my dear! We shall gather At the
river; the beautiful, the beautiful the river.
So long, Smith, so long; md il ever you want
any canned goods or herringe just"
Here be Was interrupted by the Pirate, who.
with merciful kick, sent him far to leeward, /
mangled corpse. There was no sixteenth shrlek
OF agony, but there VAS q sixteenth sulen
And now" said the Pirate, as ne turned to
the shrinking maiden, II love you. Be- mine
Be the royer's bride! Come to the sunset tree
O, come with me in my little horse-car Come
to the bower I have braided for you Como
where my lore lies dreaming Come unto these
be warbled in rayishiug pezzotinto tenor Wag-
ners serenade Top 63, In major, shoehorn OBJ
"What!" cried the beauteous maiden, Gliding
hls ardent embrace; "marry . horse-car con.
ductor whose boots are red with the hearts blood
OF my pa? Never! A de Mogyns dies bat ne
hever surrenders! Villain! Murderer! Nasty
man! Scouudrel! Pig! I scorn you-'
Minion!" thundered the Pirate; "beardless
girl, beware! II my love is strong, nv hate is
fesistless, releutless,-it's big thing Be-
ware!''
II care net I defy thee!" retorted the
dauutless girl; father, dear father, come"
and with the courage Of despair she few to the
platform and leaped Off
'sHod, rnsh grill" cried the Pirate II did
but jest! Stop, or youth muddy all your dress."
There was seventeenth shrek Of agony and
Seventeenth sullen plunge. A seventeenth ed
diving circle appeared on the surface OF the mud.
then for the seventeenth time the mud was cleft
by the omnous back Of q pig that for ths seven
teentL time scented it's prey and swain crcing
around the doomed car.
A moment later and the hardened Pirate saw
two symmetrical striped stockings appear above
the surface OF the flood. The onainoua back Of
the pig cleft the ware in their direction and tho
ravenous animal plunged his tus1s into that part
OF the symmetrical striped stockings that was
the biggest round!
In another moment the surface Of ths waye
was dyed With
With blood?
MOI!
With cotton wool and bran!!!