The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-02-05
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An artists work is eesel.ly done.
How far can one sec IN smiles-.
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Something never rslished by print
srs-Pi. s.m,
The bus that cEOussd the OCEAN
Columbus, ! ayr t N.
A man has been arrested for tax.
ing things as they cone, ~ IN
The tax which, presses most heavily
on School-boys-Syn-tax ~, s..,,,,..,
When is a literary work like SrnokOt
When it rises in volumes. W.
"1Bjunsaring Done Here" Is the
sign OF the times ip Detroit. e,
The man who could not express bio
feelings sent them BY mail, "a
To become peacs.makers-Play %
football in crockery shop. -.a
The mouth that is always open
The mouth Of the Mississippi.
A Chicago shirt dealer advertises,
"Buy from me, or Ishall bust" /
Geese having feathers to shed should
not yrepsre to shed them now.
Troubles are like dogs; the smaller
they are The more they annoy you. \
Great works are performed more
through perseverance, than strength,
Young folks grow, most when Ia
lOye. increases their sighS wonder.
fully. .e.a
A good nams will wear out; q bad
one may be turned a nickname lasts
forever i.9f i.srs'
What was never seen--Tha impress.
iop Of . kiss made by a typo on bis
girl's lips. as
i Is frequently remarked that girls
who dress cloud" soon come to talk
and act loud.
The ,specieS most wanted to settle
oEr country'S financial difiCultioS--
Gold and silver. m
A converted jockey has bsen speak,
ibg Of the receipts at church festival
door Ss gate money.
i. BY an Irishman-,W Why is q storm,
when its clearing up, like . castiGa-
iionH Sure an amt il batings
/, A Detroit hotel porter haa 10 rs-
move diamond ring from, hiA finger
before laying hold Of a big trunk.
Query: When Queen Victoria first
began to reign, did the "people Of
The tight little isle" carry umbrellase
PeriCles is dead, Hs was Paris.
ian rhinocsros. Butler will soon bo
lbe last representative Of the species.
"The Fnde torsGathera Of the ham
lot" are not known. H. Utah, but there
irs often four rude mothers In q fami-
y. y,4sEj
Mrs. Psrtiugtoh declares that she
iOes not wish TO vote as she fears she
could not stand the shock Of electri-
,al franchise.
The wsn who three years ago mars
ried Newport belle says that be bo.
gins to. realize that q thing Of beauty
. jaw forever. ai.
They have q new test for intoxica- q
ion over in Canada. When man
ian pronounce reciprocity" without
ripping the police let him 80.
There is 4 Connecticut widower
Who declares that potAing Feminds
him oi bis poor, dear wife 80 much 40
o live within sarshot Of . Raw.mill.
One BY one the rqsss fade. Il d
low boldly denied that men who wear
ong hair are possessed Of any more
alSPt than men who have Il shipped
lose.
A young lady in CambriSborough,
ired Of "going il alone.' has married
ohm Rightb6Wer II ID altogether
Pobable, shq will "oTder him up7 on
rinter mornings.
A poor young man remarks that
be only advice he gsss from capital's
sGs Il 40 hTo within bis lncpmos
whereas, ths difficulty he experiences.
J 70 live without an income
This istha soEt Of notice that Al
oregon lecturer gels from bic village
6wspap6f: "Col. 10. Meef has shout
cred his jAw.bono, and win tell ths
soplo more tba1 tbey over knsS
bous hiniua'