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any otHer phys eIaI IN al S city. Ali Private
Chronic and Urinary diseases iiei on the La.
scientific principles. Seminal Weakness the re-
suit of early ind scretion, Other uses pro-
ducins Nervousness. fiup'es on the fac, s. er-
sion 10 society, InIairei ght, los o, ms n ory
and manhood permanently ,uTei in from four 10
six weeks By his Vegetable specific, , remedy
used by the Doctor in his Office Practice tor twent,
years never Ealing remedy in Sperma orrhea
and all weakness, of the geneIative oryzns male or
female. Seut to any idress (Iost- pad: on rec. int
Of $50, book treating on the diseases. La
dies requiring the most delicate attention and
home board etc., etc may cali or write.
strictest confidence main tsitea Ruptures
positive cured. Tape worm removed in "a
hours. Write Tor particulars enclosing stamp
jen2i&vl7
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DIR. C.. ALEXANDER.

rorner Of Fifth Street and Christy Avenue, Saint
~ Louis, Mo-. with over twenty years experience
In the treatment Of Private Diseases. guarantees
cure In all eases without the use Of Mercury.
Es-Dr. Alexander 5 =. Balsam of Herbs is war
raDted To cure Spermatorrhea or Semi nal W eakness
In all its various forms, restores Lost Power and
Youthful Vigor. when impaired by excuses, etc.
Price, Three Dollars. sent TO any address.
Es-Dr. A. s Circular Private Matters, ~ sent
FREE 10 any address. which fsly explains the nature,
symptoms and method Of cure Of all Private and
Delicate diseases in male or female.
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DIX. BpHlNNAN'S 'vs~itsbie syphilis crre'i
warranted to permanently cure SYPHILIS In all
its stages and eradicate The last veiise Of Syphil-
lite poison from the system. Those having 'h dis.
ease lurking IN their blood recalled from ooser.
walton, in Tvs constitutional fcrr thereby leopard
inns the health and hapPi,iess OF another, we'll
- that Of their offspring, should imEed:Etey u.c
this E.edtcInc, and be cured for LIFE. Price Five
Dollars SEMI to sny address.
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DIR. B"HANNANs .yhGITaPLr CUhk.
TIVE permanently cures all forms o. 'opermsi-
Orohea' or Seminal Weakness in from two TO
seven weeks time. II restores Last Power and
br'n back the youthful visor OF those Who have
destroyed II b@ sexual excuses OF svil practice.
This remedy has been used by DIR. Bohannan in
his private practice tor over thirty years. and has
Il. yer failed 10 curing even tine Sorst Price
Five Dollars. snt 10 any address,, tfres ron OBJ
serystio1l.
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d.. RoHkNsAE'S 'File Ointment IS guxr.o-
teed 4 csrtsin cure for lee, matter hst .orm
or hov long stsnclDg, in from three 10 Eve 1ays.
Price On" oiisr sent TO auy address by mail
nfteen Gems extrs for postgge).
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MISCELLANEOUS. Z.
The Mild Power Cures.
Humphreys Homeopathic
Specifies.

FAMILY HEDIcIsE CssE a family s1oCsg!y.
You IA usl have something l. give ia COLI, OI a
headache, dIsrr.0t, Thcumst,sm, re. r'isis,
iOothaeAs. Group, HLCopihs cough OF stl.sI OF Ia .
hundred us rhst are sure 10 core Forearm d
is foIsarulci. You nave IL IL q case Cf II u III
EElS OEGDPATHIC SPECIE &C. SlinP!e-
20 you can ssaxs mistake Teait- you reed
not wait; sai.so yOa may act ea.lGssiyi eihcieE
do MOI kiIl thas save, bot do not destroy
10. Cures. Price IN EsT,s. C.a.is
/ " FeSers. Congestion, Inflammation -
80 WORMS Worm Fever, Worm tosiC----. -
svyiog-Colic Teeibing Of Iriants--. -
" DtarSbGa. Children OF Adults. y
f." Dy-enIery, rTiI iGg, Bilious Coli. p
G" <hOtess.borhus, Ncmitting-..-.--.. =
1"tOughs, COLDS, BIont biils. .---.-------..-. =
Z" Neuralgia, IoOihaChe. Fseesche-.--. -
go Headaches, six Headache, Vertigo p
10 Dyspepsia. BIlious oDach--.-..--.-. 90
IL tUppre..cd OF Irregular Periods. %
u " EeueOrFs,ea, 10 PrCfuse Periods---.-. .
- Group, Cough, Difficult Biesthing----. .
II ErupIiSn-, SAT Ekeum, Erssipelas. .
Is R8sumas:sn, Rheumatic Pains %
10 .' Fever and que, ChiIls, Fever Agues. 80
IL :. plies, 81 nd or BleediDg...:::-.----.--. 50
Is H Cphfalfp,, and sore Weak Eyes so
10 90 Satars D., acute or chronic, lnhuenzs- 80
20 /" NhsepfBg-cougo, Vic snt Coughs. 50
~ " Asthma, oppressed Bresthing--------- 80
% 80 Lar s7f>cbarges, Impaired ii arng 80
% " Acr0fuln, Enlarge Glands swelinss. 80
"a pnsras Detiii.y, Physi al Weakness 20
IS " DrOp~y ard Scsniy secret ons------.--- 50
25 g ne. sickness, 8 cKr ess from Riding 50
q 80 Il .dnsy Disease. dravel-.-.--.-.--. 80
p Nervous Debility, Involuntary
Discharges go %
% Sore Hossh . Caak 81
30 a. Urtsnvy ~eakness. weiting ned. 90
81 ." isaEafaI Periods, HysteIia.-----... 50
~ hufierfugA Change OF Life.-.-...... 20
80 .. pI.epsy, Sp sss, ST. vi Us Dance 20
- &" s,i,sEI lse, Ia, liberated sore throat 50
30 90 Chronic sCns.~tiOB- and LTuP-
tioUs %
in laII-n
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Kidney 4 Bladder Complaint

Urinary AID Womb iseases' Gravel. Diabetes
Drp-y At .sge Of wst.r, iBeonriL.nee OF urine,
BTkh's disea--, a bg IinurlA, and a. rases
where there are brick-dust dep sits, or l. wat-r
is mick, ci,.udy, mix-i with sub ianr's like the
white OF an egg orihrsads ike white sill the e
Is a III IDid lark, Uiii Gas appesriLc, ami white
tone dust dep. IS, and VIII there Is Prickiug,
burnin. sen att W. en- passing -ster, and pain
III The s..a.i II .hs and u ons tie Ions.
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TumO Oi Twelve Tears Growth
Cured by Railways Reso,veIt.
BEVERLY, Mass, July IS, Is6.

BEVERLY, Mass, July IS, 1869.
u FADwAY:- ta'e had ovarian tuInor IN the
O, aries a bowel Is All the doctors said '.there
as N, be p Tor H." Itr I'd yeryihins that
"d but rotaing helped rue. I saw
your kesolvent, and thought ! would t'y il; but
had Do faith in it, because l had suffered fIr
twelv- Yeas, ! toos ak bptIl,s OF the kesolyenf
and one OK OF Radwa Pills, and two bottles of
your H atty ke.ief, h ,re is a sign of tuner
to lie 81 or felt, and I feel better, sasr.er and
happier than hiv. Il T twelve Yeas. 1he worst
tuner was in tie lett side of,he bowels, over the
groin. write This to you for the benefit os others.
You can PGb ish it If .ou choose.
HANNAH 7. KNAPP.
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PRIVATE DISEASES !!

nSE word 10 and IN he ,a,t Of the suffering ms
" RAIDS who have, in a thcughtless and reckless
moment, contracted a lajhSJtne ami horrible
disease. Their name l. legion. but their mIai v
is hidden iTOm the wUrli, and they suT.er on,
the deyourer soon becomes ms Tested in the pa
tient by DESTROYING health, and rendering them
objects al icalh hing and pity. Tney Keep it q Sc
cret until it becomes s4oGuda-y in IFS nature and
Iermeaies the whole system, making its APPEAR
ance IN sruptioIs.
To ali erring young men, | would say, do moi
keep this a secret to lourseli and your God until
il has sappei the yItslS ard left you a wreck OF
humanity, curse TO yourself and 4 burden te So
eiety. IL you entsngl.d in the snare of self
pollution, any private disease, fec from iis de-
struction, aud take DR.. Richmond specific Com
pounds and become once more human being.
Inclose stamp icr circulars for fur ther articu-
lars. Address DIR. 5. A. RICHMOND. 4. q. Box
"a, 81. Ioserh. No. Ofce on Francis street, op-
posite Pacific HcIsI. jure2- 2ls,.od.tw
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Address DIR. Z. A. BOHAENsN, No.sIe North
tfi.h street, st. Louis, Mo
~ Persons remiitins money by mail Tor medi.
Gives. -ill send By 'Postothce Order or 'Reyis-
tered Letter decc4iAv
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The Great Blood Purifier.

Eve y drop Of the Sarsapar Lian Res Jivent COM
muuItsts through the ooOd, sweat, rine. and
oJre iuIds ard juices If the system, the vigOr of
lite, for II Iepair the Wastes Of the budy with
snc so-.nu material. , rOiua, syphilis, Con-
SUMPTION eraLGuIas uisessI, GERS In toe thrg at,
mouth iumors, Nodes Ine glands ard other
pat of lac syst Ia, eyes. stIumorous dis
c6ar.es fr,uI h ears, aud The WORT forms OF SIX
dls-7se-. ions, ever scr ;, sca d head nng-
w.rm, "a IN unI, ,ryspe As, .cne, black spOi $
~oIm /" th. hee h, iuniYis canesT- il the womb,
AID all vetkrn.ng anu paiIfdi uiscIsIg $, night
ats, 10 oi sperm add all i-tes the lie prin-
ciple, Within he curat'v rarg- Of This wouder
of modern chemistry, and oil
irOve Ia any person Dg 10 FIR either OF disease
its potent POI er 10 cure IN m.
II TIE potent, daily becoming reduc by the
waste. AMI deeJmpJI ion whas is couiiuu / pro-
1T ssIng, succeeds in arres,Ing these wastes, and
repairs the same With new M -teIia maize from
healthy blvId-asi this The Sarsap IT ilAn will and
docs sScure-a cure IS GER ain Tor when once this
,Gy comm, ness it work If purihs alton. ard
'ucce lis in dimi-ishi. the los OF wastes, it re
pairs will be rapid, anu every day the pasent i'll
4 q himself grown better ard stronger, The '"od
food dige ting lie ter, appetite improving aud flesh
and weight increasing.
Not only does the oarsapsril ian Resolvent excel
all Known remedial agen IN the ,ure Of ChrUo,e,
ScrofaIOus, Constitutional AZ skin diseases; but
is the only POSITIVE cure too
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NEW YORK, Oct. II. 1870.
DR. RApwsY-Dear Sir:-l am induced by q
sense OF duiy the suffering TO mike brief state
uent Of the working oil your niedieine On myself
For several yeas had been affected with some
irou uIe in the bad Ter and urinary organs which
some twelve mont Is $50 eliminated IN q mot ter.
RIBS affecting disease, which the physicians all
said pIvstaiIc structure IN ms uretba ~ go
ID fiamma lion OF the ki1Leys and bladder, and
gave it as their opini'.n that my AGES years
would prevent my ever setuBg isdieally euied
had tr ed a nuG.ber o. physicians, and had taken
a la ge quauti'y meiiriDe, both ailopaIhic and
HON seopsth C; but had got NO ieIiei l had read
OF as.oni hing en- - having been made ty your
rsraedies, and rome four mouths Ego read a no.
lice in IN. Philsd lphIs -stur sy evening Post
o. cure having been effected pr on Who h d
long ueen -uffsriHg had teen. i went mt OIL
nd got son o; ga h-your afsspariilisn Resoi-
vent, he.dy heisf anu Segu aiisg fl's-snd
commenced taklI thsm In three da 5 i vas
greatly relieved an row Eel a.veil - ever.
Z. W. JAMES, Cincinnati, Ohio.
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Kaaabf1she0 In 81. l<pufa Sn 1857.
Cures all Private Diseases In Q short time, either
In male or 'ernaisi charges Low tees. no mer.
curry
DIR. BOHANNAH's ssTreatise or special Dis.
easss, - which fully explains the nature, causes,
symptoms, &C., Of ''epermatcrrhsa, "Or Seminal
Weakness, Syphilis, Female Complaints all i'm
pedimenis Of Marriage, and valuable information
In plain, scaled envelope. ON rece pr OF one stamp.
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RAvwAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD ItSrsSrEA.E

Ii Illumination OF the Kidneys. Inflammation Of thu
Bladder, lnn,mm tiCn of the hvwels Cong, s.
lion oiIhe Lungi, lore throat. Difieut
breathing, Palpitati,D the Heart
Hysteries, Group. piptherIa Ca
tarrh. InaIeLza, Heaiache
Tcothacha, Neura'gi,
kheumAiism, Cold CniIis
Ag4e hi 5.
Tns application Of the Peady Eelie, IN IN. ,,r,
~ pate where The pan 9Th :uity sxi,,s i'll At
s,Id ea comfort
twenty drops in half 'umh er of water v III in
eieN III nutes cure Cr .mps, >prai1s. sour Stomach
net tburn, siek Headxche, ID arrhea. Dvssntsrv
Cciie. WIN IN the towels, and al. Internal Pain.
an, ,iaVTiers should always carry bottle Of RAD
WARS X .AUf R1LiER with them A ,ev
drops in water will reyent sickness or Mains from
change OF wsier. I is better than FIR n h Brandy
or bat as a stimuaut
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Dr. Railways
REGULATING PILLS

perfectly tas els.s, elegantly costed with sweet
gum, purg-, regulate, purify, cleanse, and
s,renfthen- Ray~ay's Fills, for the cure 1f all
disorders 0ftbe stomach, Liver, BOv-is, hidn~y-,
biasder, N.rvo.s DISEASES, He id sehe, Cons 'ps-
,ioJ tcsiIveness. indigestion Dyspepsia. -iliOus-
n s.. Bilious r ever, Inflammation o! the Bowels,
ri es and AL d rapgements ofthe Internal ' Is era,
Warranted TO effect q positive cure Purely
v.g-tzb e, coata.n,ng no msrcuTy, minerals, or
del terious dni.s.
e. Ob-er,e the follouin. symptosns rtsu tiIg
from Disorce 5 Of the ri. estise Or, ans
Constipa ion, bwari ri Is, Fu nes Of he Blood
in N Ia, Aeijiiy Of the ona h. -susa,
H zribur i'isgu { n rood, =. Inns Of We ght
in the L m CO, sour Erspi IONS, sinking or u
teripgs in the ri OF IN. Stomach winning Of
the Heal, tiuI hed and Difbeuit rreath ng. Flut-
rig. al IN Her CEok OF -vd0ear g -eusz-
ton when IL Lyi z o,rure, isElne-s Of Vision,
u u OF ~e ore he shit, Feve Anu i'ui
Pain in the lie d, i~heieaey OF rer pr ton Yell
k,vn. ss # the skin End ez, Pam In be 81 e;
Che-t, "a he, AID -udtrn Flute OF Heat, Burn
!. .,ofx nwAYs FILLS viii free the
sr.;em from 81 TIE above IzEet disoriers-
Pries cen Ter tof soid by Drussista-
ksai ''FALss AHD True"
ssud one Letters amp u RAILWAY CO.. No
n = AREA IT., Sev York In osmzt.oa worth
tsosaaads vii Be sent yoQ.
asgiA13sh-tedAv-S
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sPECLIA NOTICES.
BYistsN ~sIEgaRY,

@~ Fer - rueFc ~~-ec' u.irr CIR
Sg wca aIs' ~! {, ss..o.s-.. ~:
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a. ~. .Js:.kS:Nk.1T.

4 T.rst saiio. Al Psns Br.lding corner o. ID. l.
a~ar- Fourth streets, i.sve1wortb, kansss
argee-cSs iy-lS
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PRICE ST. PER BOTTLE
AN IMPORTANT LETTER
NEW YORK, Oct. II, 1870.

from pro ninen gentleman and resident Of Gin
einnAti ohio, t,r past orty yeas we'll kno On
to the ce~spater pub throughout the United
States:
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Health !! Beauty I!

Strong aud Pure Rich Blo,d-Incr.ase OF Flesh
ard Weight-C-ar Skin aud besutiill
Complexion secured 10 all.
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FEVER AND AUUE.

teser and Ague cnrsd for fifty cents. There is
not a IT medal sgeut in the word thar will cure
fever and seu,, and all other msIarious, bilious.
ioaIi T. tyI hold, yellow an other levers (aidei
Dy eaiways ri 81 50 quick Railways Really
Relief. Fifty cents per BJriis
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@fdilal.

NJ we~.en en- take th6so W6ttogD eeoor3-
inc TO directions, and remain long u1We4 ll9s
yided their bones are not Destroyed ~ mineral
poison or other mems, and vital oFU0ne Naeteo
beyond the point Of repair. - -. q :. e
hveueneia oP lnafges31ems He109c1Q -
In the Shoulders, C0ughA, Tightnees @ ne C1ss1
Dfs1ineaI SOuf EFuctAti0ns o5 H. 8e141oe45 ~
Taste IN the Mouth, bilious Attacka, fnlrdfaoo9 q
the Heart, Inflammation Of tho L1n44 10. g ~
symptoms, are the 0nsprings Of DyspepaA ~
bottle win prove > better gunrantee q ~ menus
than lengthy advertisement. s. ssz5sk
Fer Female Comp plnfme1, IN young " Old
married or single, at the dawn Of W0maumo00, -
the turn OF life, these Tonic Bltteft dtay - -
cided an influence that improvements = 800 -
fer Innannassry ana Chreafe zhgns
nnsfssn and Gout, Bilious, Remlttent nNd MeSIs
uittent Fevers, Diseases or the Blood xAye9S ~
neye ana BLADDER these BitterB have no oQn6k
Such Diseases are oaused by vlftated BlooA
They are = Denele RurGaatye - XeM -
TG9fe, possessing tho merit q econ9 - =
nation Of the Liver and ylaceEnl 0rE1n - -
Fer 0ki1 plseaees, EEpleic14 1s19ek l.lt.
Rheum, BlptcheAt Gpdns IN I1gep4 A414g
OerbuncleG, ;RinesWQrn4 GeGad, MonA - Nyegp
EryaipeIaa Itch Sculn Dlooo1o of4t11n9 u tk61k4
Humors and Diseases of the SKIN 81 fWhatcvofn n11n4
Of nature, are literally dug and carried 0gtoftA
system ID : short tins y ne ~ 6 - n11.xa
ssss ne most wondssiai Insisofs1t tias svsF -
'-' II =. n. Me60NALD = %.
Druggists and Gen. xgta., G4n Ffenclns4 Co1.s =
COZ. 81 washington md O6as1ton Sd, i. !.
SOLD By ALL DRUGGISTS = OnAL4Ae. :
AuO LILY HI stisssss ft8$ss III 81
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SHzsP Paorr1s. Our lands arsstell

SHrnP PaoYI4s.-0ur lands arsatell
adapted 70 III the various productions
needed in successful stockraising, and
especially suited to grasing and
meadows. Sheep and grass 90 we'll
together. and they viii prove to BE-
the elsAe1s = greet prosperity, iffpro-
p~lJ Sslkrsa by odr people, Our
farmers ought to be able to realize that
no other one industry promises more
profitable results than sheep husbandry
and that Il becomes them to arrange
thsN firms and ytock % ~ 70 put this
mattssis II iinfs prsetioe just 70 the ,s1tent
Of sshtir ability Sheep are nyt costly
Or 6ard to keep. A few hundred dol
lars will start farm with sheep from
which to build up fine fock, o hat us
have more sheep and hay, and better
Sheep and fner meadows.- and more
cars and attention devoted to each -
Get sheep and5take careaof them, and
they will soon take care Of your farm
and family. Get the shepherd dogs
and ssssllj Your aashbors g gst then
also, and then mutually agree, like
good neighhss ought, u kill Of an fbe
ours and worthless + dogs, and sooii
sheep killing dogs win ,bs no more.
Tho shepherds are y good for watch
dosss and mnsh better. than most ours.
Raise them and swap them 70 yoar
neighbors, and kill of the others %.
iass 4. y y PNpsesi5bls ] 5 ], PIT your shsep inI |.
fold, dog feoof, at night, and bJ work.
ing and watching. you will make rapid
progress. and ample profits will repay
allgyour labors.
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/ A SsAsonABLE SroRY.-Lswis and
Sam D. : ccuple Of residents oi
Long Island, who loved rnm and hated
snakes, some yearsl ago vent down to
the salt marsh to NOV. They hung
their ssythes sn& we're about to COM
mence work, whom Lewis proposed to
Sam that they should take . drink oi
the qusrt furnished for the occasion.
Sam agreed, Of course It was . hot
day, and they concluded to rest awhile
under the shade Of tree, and then take
another drink to get ready on. The
bottle passed two or three times,
when Sam, said to Lewis: LETS drink
the darusd stun ap, and ve Won't Be
hankering after it" Il was bargain,
and betwixt the two the balance was
disposed Of. A pause ensued. Lewis
rose. to his feet, threw the scythe over
bisI shoulder. e1xclaining y. I'll BE-
darnsd il I'll mow without my rum. =
I. Darned il I viii either, /" says Sam,
and with that they trudged home with
ont cutting swath
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Too PooR TO TAKE A NEWSPAPER
The New Haven Register is RESPONSE
bic for the following "a man in .
neighboring town, who has about ! !
thousand dollars IN Tie Townsend Bank,
was in store yesterday. and Watching
his opportunity whispered in the ear Of
the dealer, is the Townsend Savings
Bank getting . little shaky ? The
merchant turned on him with look Of
dire astonishment and asked, Where
have you been the last year. or don't
you read the newspapers 7 The man
replied that be .didn't feel able to take
. newspaper, WELL said the mer-
chant. .you have lost twice enoughin
the Townsend Bank to have paid for
all our daily papers the rest Of your
life.' Tho depositor left, looking "a
little shaky.' There are some Of the
same sort left in this neighborhood.
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Iii
8nlll0rolls.
A New to Way to Retain Sub
scribers.

i
An indignant subscriber to the Elis.
| abeth Neps came into the Office few
days ago and ordered his paper stopped,
because he differed from Richard Ii
Rue in views on subsoiling fence rails.
Richard conceded the mans right tc
stop the paper. and remarked very
Ersoolly, as be looked over his lists.
Did you know Jim Sowders down Al
Hardscrabble? 2
ivory wellv said the man.
We'll, he stopped his paper last week
because ! thought farmer was blam-
ed fool who didn't know that timothy
was good thing to graft on huckle-
berry bushes, and be died in less than
four hours i f lf
Lord is that so 2 said the aston
ished Granger.
Yes, and you know old George
Erickson, down on Eagle Greek T
We'll. I've heard Of him!'
WELL said Richard, gravsly, he
stopped his paper because | said he was
the happy father Of twins. and con-
graduated him ion II sdccess 50 late in
life. He fell dead within twenty min
uteS fbsrssIgis Of similar cases, but
it don't matter, III just cross your
name Of. though you don't look strong,
and there's bad eolsr about your
nose
See here, Mr.. La Rue,' said the
subscribsr. siooking sonewhat alarmed,
i believe I'll keep on another year,
''cause Railways did like your paper,
and, come to think Of it, You are .
young man, and some allowance orter
be made and he departed, satisfied
that he had made . narrow escape from
dsAth.
Middletown transcript., 1875-07-24

1 asyys9lsa APPLES. When apples
arc gstfsf within, two or three min
utes' walk of ~ ftuit-room the most
convsnispt manner II oonvsying the
fruit is q let txo' Non oarry two large
basketfals, ~ nsansstof two sticks,
eadh stj1k hing thrust throsgh The two
haplI1i q y bsskst. The basksts be-
is sids byssids and tho sticks parallel,
- work of carrying is much more
eaeily psrforned than By hoisting !
Snelp basket d man'sshouldsrs. Ii
~. ~ 4 snsoth. one person may take
sNo = bastets on wheel-barsow.
SsiA aqot4sr good way 70 convey apples
10 &c lruit-room b 70 dozen bas-
kets -s4 4; largs stone-beat. Winter
ar6)es w ~ y lonlsd from one
basket to another. nor BE- dumped into
: wagon-box and joltsd over . rough
way. as allss1sh stongh handing viii
brgiss them more Or less, and thus
hastsns thsiri i.ldscays 1odGs Apple
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Middletown transcript., 1875-07-24
9gritnltnral.> !
An Address to the Potato Bug.
BY FRANK :. BALDWIN.

BY FRANK 7. BALDWIN.
wh&cs ldidjye4 come, you striped devil
YOU insect personate Of evil ?
Your bugship surely never yet had seen,
Since age ptocrus.ean, one sprig ofgfeen;
And, through the lapse Of countless ages lost,
Far from he seasons change of heat and
frost
Persistently you bored, from year to year,
Up1tongths bowels efthis sphere; fge
And thohth fiS true It Is wofdi pity
You first saw daylight close to Golden
City,
When, OBJ, you vicious, most remorseless
sinner
It is very likely iAat YOU wanted dinner, 81
And following instinct, orwell, no matter
You feasted first on s'spuds' ir Colorado.
Then, like vampire for the sweet sap thirst
ing,
Yep iuei4dl 5nhlae, and sucked, almost =
bursting;
And soon began such speedy propagation
That shoals Of pests have overswept the nation,
Till now, in spite Of bane boys with buckets
buggihSs / I'll s!iIs 4.Ii
Kerosene, Paris Green, or any other drug
ging,
You sweep along from patch 10 patch,
And stcourt and sich, and hatch and hatch,
fpsxsescies eisshiplieumisi, Il Gs,s91
Until sach gourmandizing family
Tris us bsyond endurance;
For, this Zach irats gra9et 1now1, 80
Yon stem the vines Of Early Rose
With infnite assurance. .es .
why, sir, and MADAME, It . positively rns'
If you should find some spot whore nser
potato grew, -
rss'S'; .iIs. -Yf''' ''d 'f''se with f''''s !
So that not "a. the smallest gnat could get
in,
And plant this ground with early seed pota-
And deem them safe from these most vile in
vadsrs, f
ossdwaks up eoms fne morning, til assure
you, ss~
70 fnd the ''Cuss' had got up Just before
zen, 4ss ii.f
And thsres with patience cleaning from his
strsaksd back ess4sssst @
ros'd fnd him i..,5 sitteg Dy .hs frat frat small rag
Waiting the coming Of the lender spear
70 sqtas up4n II xl1n Il aid sppear. = I
-Etehaags.