The Arizona sentinel., 1875-03-13
MISCELLANY.

deress, is out of jail, and has b>. come very rich by speculation.
 Since the hard times struck Ne vada they have raised the price of killing a Chinamen to sever dollars
 This iute the ladies patch theil hair with, never looks more like real hair than when it appears 1T the butter.
 The Danbury News says tha Boston has at least one man who cannot tell lie. He is deaf and dumb pea nut merchant.
 4 Dubuque girl tooksIaudanum because her lover said it was not lady-like for her to kick his hat off as they stood at the gate.
 A facetious artist, in Cleveland, was recently mulct in Sl00 dam ages, for painting the nose of a cOlored boy, bright red color.
 "Are oysters heaIthy?" asked an old lady of her physician. "I never heard any of them complain of being unwell," was the reply.
 That's too bad. Boston is to have convention of bald headed men. After all, however it may not be as unfortunate as the great fire.
 Silas Card was married the oth- erdsy. and on his wedding notices were the words; "No cardS.n But he,doesn't know what might hap pen.
 Japanese barbers shave man, wash his feet, brush his coat, hand him a cigarette and a lottery tick ct, bow humbly and only ask for two cents.
 A husband in Wyoming Terri tory rode twenty-eight miles to get his wife hustle, and Susan B. Anthony yeowls around about mans tyranny.
 
 The Gardiner, Maine, Journal says that there is store in that place in which a skull is kept, marked; "This man was drum mer. Beware"
 'Somebody says King Kofee is a wreck. He must be misera- bIe wreck, indeed, or he would have more sense than to spell Coffee with a K.
 "A man who fears the Lord and can carry home an intoxicated member" is the kind of Sergeant at-arms they want for the Mime sota Legislature.
 HServed him right. MT. Marks, of Knoxville, chopped up old boots and mixed them with oats for a blind horse, and the horse kicked his masters head off.
 When a Milwaukee lover drives up with a gorgeous turnout to take his girl for sleigh ride, her mother feels the need of fresh air and goes with them.
 A Philadelphia broker courted a young lady. for six years, and was too bashtul to ask for her hand until her brother horse whipped him into it.
 There is a girl in St. Paul, Minnesota, so surpassingly beauti- full that she isobliged to eat onions daily in order to keep her ad- mires at a respectful distance.
 The English are making little progress in base ball. Whenever one of them hits ball he runs away with the bat, and they all keep on smoking while they play.
 An innocent Chicago man was lynched by a lot of Missourians the other day, but it isn't worth making a fuss about. They can let the next man off and thus make the score even.-Detroit Free Press. .sa@ 4N. The celebrated artist who crow ed so naturally that the sun rose three hours before its time has re- gently finished picture of the moon that's painted with such wonderful fidelity to nature that it can't be seen in the daytime.
 TEACHER1'WhO was the first man?' Head scholar-"Wash- ineton; he was the first in war, first in" Teacher-''No, no; Adam was the first man." Head scholar-'Oh, if you are talking about foreigners, s'pose he was."
 A curious instance of dental vitality is reported from Paris. A nun, aged 90, died in that city recently, who in addition to the two sets of teeth which grew in her youth had new set at AZ, an- other at 63, and a fifth set a few years before her death.
 "Kate" writes from Brooklyn for the purpose of advising gentle
 n to ctudv the art of sitting