Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-10-22
he'd n wccl. nv solitool and he

tered it. | he'd matoorcd skem for
redempshun wich wuz wiilin to pre-
sent.
Go on!go on! die people shrceked
delitedly.
81 propose to redeme.the ishoos NV
of Onlimltcd Trust and Confidence in
the bonds NV the Company.
Their faces resoomed exprcsshun
NV stolidity wich l did not like
"Will them bonds bear INTEREST,""
they all askt in korus.
Certainly they will. We shel be
generous: You may fix the rate OF
interist at wat 700 chose"
"That seems fair" they exclaimed.
| congratulated myself on heving got
through tollable easy, and was step
ping Off the platform to go over to
Simpsons to .hev the bonds printed,
when that feend, Joe Bigler, who
wus sitting with Pollock, rose and
remarkt that he, ez a bill holder, he'd
a question to ask.
go on" sez l.
";Yoo'l give interest bearing bonds
for your notes, will you?"
] "Certain1y, Josef, scd t,t'uv course
we will"
,ns sMat WAT. do io,yy you perp0se to redeem
"Why, our notes, ls course. Wat
else hev We to redeem en- in? Our
notes, with the privilege Nv convertin
w EN- into bonds at any time-and
fatth-isi the best money in the
world"
"Thcn wat'll you redeem the notes
in?" persisted Josef with, feendish
partcnassity.
"Why, the bonds, NV course" was
my response. SWAT kin any wun
want better than intrest bearin bonds,
and wat currency kin be better than
that which 700 kin@oenvert at pleas
sure into SIGH bonds? My friends,
whenver 700 want bonds for yoor cur
rency don't hesitate 10 come for 'em
don't be afraid uy givin the officers
trouble. 1t is our pleasure to serve.
the public, and we'll go to- any
lengths
6 But vat did un'siand yoo'r goin
to redeem them bonds in: 2. asked
Josef agin.
"Our notes!' answered, out Of
;pashense with him.
And yooredecm the notes with
your bonds --=---=--------
"Certinly; jest ez our friends Nv
Ohio perpose to pay the nashnel
debt"
s'lAnd this goes OH fol. time and
eternity?"
"Ccrtinly, Josef. A 6nanshel in-
stitooshen, constructed ez our is, kin
go on from time to eternity, becoz ii
is conyertible-one species Nv paper
into another, and another into one.
You see" = -
eyes, j see; but, citizen Bascom.
when 700 licv sold all your likker
agin for this paper, and you turn
around and convert it into bonds, hev
you any ashoorance that they'll take
them bonds in Louisville for more
! likkcr? Did they take the notes
afore? How much better does the
bonds make 'em?" "Fellow-citizens
Of the Corners-Gosef spoke i'm
pressively )-Fellow-citizens uY the
Corners, inoggeratc this system agin
| if 700 choose, but l feel it my dooty
to warn 700 that in q week there
won't be, drop Nv likker in the Cor
ners, and wat s. more, you won't be
able to get drop. Yoo are standin
on the brink Nv pressipis. Haul of
before it is everiastiniy too late. 2
The people seed it TO wunst, and
with glare like SO many infooriated
tigers they riz and went for me-
didn't kecr to stay to argoo finance
with em. The winder waz open, and
4 l sprang through it, and made for the
woods, wich I recchcd Just in time
He'd they caught me they would he,
hung me out wv hand.
am now in the cabin, in wich
hhev spent the last week, sick aud sore
Does finanseerin mean pcrpetoo
|skeeting for the.woods? Am Il
4 allaz be escapin with my life2 Oi
for quiet, sekoor post offs!
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,
i Presidentof the late Unlimited
Trust and Confidence Company
I P.s.-The digger who owns m.
j hidin-place has discoverd who I am
4 He went to the Corners to &c
:, pervishens with the. money Il CAV
hin, and then the cat wuz out suv tn
bag, He sed he'd he kpowd who
wuz and what I'wuzA hidin for, h
never wood .hev took me in. Hc4ho
wuz merely hunted and distres
hoss-thief. Ez Ihed nuthin to pa
him in, he came in while l wuz asleeJ
T and took my coat3and boots wich b
scz ken hev when / give him goo,
money for that wich paid him ii
: He bleeves | hev some good none