, 1875-05-02

why In tnxuing the day like naval bzttto Z
Because it't mar1ytime engagement.
nsny young ladies who are eeized with tho
spelling naauA should try to spel their mothers
at the vaah-t1o.
The Emoess Of Japan cautions her young
lady friends shout stalking loudly On tho Street,
Like the vulg.z American girls
AKansas WOMAN went into court and identified
four aus,ts O, white beans which had been stolen
from her sudmixed with Whols barrel full
IA partllan Shaft."-Cook "NoT, Tn
1r.vn' of va. Mum, may as we'll tell yer os
The kew O. the itchen-door fits your store
room!
.*why arc women 60 much mere courageou
than n1eu?" asked q lady the other day, after
talkinc Of politics and war. Because it as not
they who havp to fght!" xas the reply.
"Young lsdies arc growing colder and mora
selfish every day." said veteran cYnlc, and
how faw do no find now who love Nan enoueh
to hang arou1d barber-shop for 3 lock OF his
hair."
What ,,srrsd women want is moro rest- Then
vhv 6ont they take it inetead Of lying awake
hai{ the NIGH to lecture their husbands, and get
ting m first in the morning to lind something
for tho ne1t lecturer
Ap.rfs correspondent states that French
woman consaers it privilege, = bit of good for
tune to get husband, eran when 10 amounts
to SUPPORT hin wholly or in part for the sake Of
being madame.
She used to keep bits Of brohen china and
crockery piled up in convenient corner OF the
cloaat and. yhen asked her reason for preserv-
inc such dorestio lumber, she shot lufad glAnca
ct her husband, and merely remarked: >" He
knows what thems TOR"
TT the spelling mania isn't cured soon, our
whole social fabric will tumble. hes nlce e
TAStHrUAF,
she rolled up his photograph aud enE1gement H gene
r;ng for returning them, "but no we'll brought
M girl can ne expected to cling to man "ho
SPELLS confectionery with an t.
A dying Coyington woman naked that hor bon,
| net. which aoe Ind neyer worn, might Dc p'acsa
on the table at her side. Her request was COM
plied with, md, after gazing long and sadly ~
the thing Of flowers and llbbons, she remarked
| in a mourpful whisper, !" I shall never sec 1t
again, and soon after breathed her last
| resident OF Beaubien street called At the
Central Station yesterday to relate tha 1aot tnas
his wife had run nuay. "Wel, we'll try and A.
rest her." replied tne Sergeant. after nearing eng
osu,o for i" said the man, with q disappointed
look; II want the detectives to keep her On the
run !''-Detrot FTee Press.
In Germany, 1t one time, tho period OF mourn
| inc was prescribed by law widow must ofop
| the "tributary tear" from six months TO year,
while the wldoNer Was ailo"oo ~ as7oaks IL
grief and solsce his loneliness with anotnef
spouse after Bix weeks, or, at the most Elk
I months. Miss Anthony eays 'saS Is eAsy to see
which Eek made that Jaw"
The clear: loud, ringing notes Of = wounn'.
| voice and 1t intervals, besecchlnEly the pateons
exclamatiopa Of q man. :" Don't do that; don''
do that" slso, the explanation OF tho nelghbol
across tho way, speaking to friend, "Iney 1 II
having a spe1ling-match over there! o1tct
near 'eu,-the old womzn's cot one ot her ba1
spells, only this and nothing more
There is m isolated monastery in Turkey IN,
habited BY twenty-three monks, who - have 1o' ?.
seen woman since infancy. One Of them IL de
scT;hed by 3 visitor 81 follows .He had novel
saan woman nor had he any idea Whist sort O.
things vonen were, NOR What they leoksd NE a;s
tnreg of Panazia {the holy virgin) which huns
in eyery church He listened with great n1e1es
while told him that III w1noen we're not exaeii; a;C
ike the pictures he hsd seen, End that they da1
farefl considerably one from another in appear
anoe. uaurers and understanding"