The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-06-02

At the anvil, on the farm,
| Wheresoever you may be;
/ From your future efforts, boys,
/ Comes a nation = destiny. ta
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A natural revolutionist--the earth
An affecting sight barrels in tiers.
The sun says, with lisp, Il thaw
it."
Something that ought to be put
d0wn-carpets.
Take pleasure in your business and
1t will become your recreation.
Hole for the best, think for the
worst. and bear whatever happens.
The ''speck of war; is one of the
poorest specs nation can engage
in.-Boston Transcript.
1t appears that coming copper is
not profitable The government has
not made a half cent since 1857.
Tom Collins was sent to the pcni-
tentiary at indianapolis the other day,
Tor petty larceny.
Don't imagine that you were born to
reform the world. You cant split a
mountain with toothpick.
| You will never find man out until
he owes you, and you 60 to collect the
little bilis; then you will always find
him out.
It is an extraordinary fact that
when people come to what is common
ly called high words they generally
use low language.
rs that clock right over there?'
asked visitor the other day Right
over tberel' said the boy, faint no.
| where else.
A bashful compositor refused to ac-
cept situation in an rfice where girls
were employed, saying he never set up
with girl in his life.
The crocus put its head out from
under the snow and said to its COM
panion, you lilac everything If you
say this is spring.
| Charlottesville has Justice of the
Peace named Canine His decisions
are couched in words with the bark
on
Let us suggest to Weston that he
start from San Francisco and walk
due west 5000 miles. taking his own
time and making his own terms!
The New York World stubbornly
| maintains that no man ever lived 100
years. And that is the way Your own
| friends lie about you, William Allen.
Rise up!
The provisions of the late law pay
ing a bounty for fox and wolf scalps
is Of no avail until the Commissioners
i of each county provide for its pay
ment
A young lady in Maysville. KY,
| recently swallowed a lot OF percuss on
caps. She went off next day-with a
| young man named Carbine. 1t crea-
ted big report in the town.
A Brown county editor bought his
ink by the jug full, beause he could
get it cheaper, but his wife went to
fill the inkst.nd one morning and
found it wasn't ink By a jugfull
A certain Western editor, who was
presented with box of collars in pay
for an advertisement, is waiting in
| daily expectation that some one will
present him with shirt
A country editor cannot be as bold
and independent in his paper as his
city brother. He has to collect his
own subscription. and almost every
body in the country keeps dog
Danbury News.
1t was an Irish Corvner who, when
asked how he accounted for an extra
ordinary mortality in Limerick re-
piled sadly: Il cannot tell. There
are people dying this year that never
died before.
| The son OF clergyman was deliv-
ering college valedictory. when, in
pulling out his handkerchief, he pull
ed out a pack of cards '.Hullca!" he
exclaimed, I've got on my fathers
coatI'
! Take life easy, and don't always be
trying to beat the sun up, says an ex-
change You may win for while,
but in the long run you are sure to be
beaten, and some morning it will rise
when you don't.
| Mr.. John Roberts, while out hunt
ing last fall, found hornet nest %
| inches long and 40 inches in circum-
ference. He took it home and hung
it up in the wood house. The other
day he was looking at it when to his
surprise he found the nest occupied
by mice.
A friend lately called upon the his
torian, Runke. in Berlin, and observ-
ed: We'll, Professor, / suppose you
| work as hard as ever in your old age. y
Yes replied the veteran, tenderly;
.'my wife is dead now, you see, and l
have less annoyance and can accom-
piish more.
A man will carry FIVE hundred dol
| lars in his vest pocket, but a woman
| needs morocco portlnonnaie as large
as fist. and too heavy to carry in the
pocket, tn escort fifty cent script, a
recipe for making jellv-cake, and two
samples Of dress goods down town and
back. every pleasant afternoon.
Cowden Clarke tells story of a
gentleman who lately, in making re-
turn OF his income to the tax commits
| sioners. wrote on the paper: For the
| first three years my income has oeen
| somewhat under ESQ; in future it
will be more precarious, as the man is
dead of whom l borrowed the money" !"
It is understood that the badge of
the jefferson Davis Club will he a
| neatly -contrived representation, of a
bearded face, surrounded by u bonnet.
relieved by hoop skirt and a tiny
hatmoral. From the lower edge will
depend miniature water pail (empty.) }