The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1875-12-23
SPANISH women ar. great s'noras,

SPANISH women are great s'noras.
To dc buainess . man nast have
dsllsrs ADD sense. itf
TIE happiest woman, like the hap
piest nations, hays NO history.
TAKE care of the poor Indian ssd
he'll take hair or the white man.
"BELLEs' call a great many people
to church. Ell j73-.JEti 9df 5YGG'
THE most effective way for q boy to
learn bee sees-by just putting his
finger into the hive. 1sFoJ bHE
IT is dificugt joltsil how much a
fish will weigh by looking at the
scales. ~ tIUD } y
Wars in, = name? d. Ssayer
drives 81. Louis milk wagon.
There are many dscefvers in that
business elsewhere.
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A rsPULBE writer, speaking Of the
sceas telegraph. wonders X ths nsws
transmitted through salt water will be
fresh. .9liifSf fSI-faEl
HARRIET HosNER, the sculptlbss, IL
forty -four and unmarried. She d sats
isfied witk hsr usarbls lsmily, SsAosgh
she might have chissled some other
womasogt sf husband. |
WHEN Massachusetts, Temperance
man gets drunk thew carry him into
the presence of his wife, and lsavs him
there without any means Of defeading
himsslf f,.. -. tz-s.sgf .sa7-ss 3
AN editor at dinner party. being
asked II he wsuld have some pudding,
replied in . fit OF abstractiol :~O wing
to the press Of more Important matter,
We are uasblc to lind rosq fer IT," =:
Mrs. CASE, Of Shoals, Indisna, Asr-
ing the course. Of . single wsek, ,knock-
ed one tramp dewn, broke the rib of
another; shot third, and Kicked The
fourth 90 vigorously that he had to 20
to the bsspitai. This 10 the liveliest
Case on record.
"JoHH HENRY" said his wife vith
stony compssurs, II saw yos csaisg|
out Of saloon this afternosn." ~Weli,
madam" replied the obaurste Jshn,
"You wouldn't haye ne stay In thsrs,
would your
NoIsY little boys IN Ciscinsati ass
told that right II the center Of TIE hind
hoofa Of every live mule thsrs b H.
tie lump u gold, which esn BE- easily
dug out with peskniss.
NEx asd Gold--Anythlne lfIdlas
touched was turned into gold. In
these days, tsuch . mas with gold aaA
he'll tprp iets asaNsss 7 rs VI
The Danbury Ne0s says rain un-
der tho auspices Of the United States
government set inSsturday afternoon.
This 10 the best thing ever ssid against
'1o''"r "'''r9 4eyIf@ gioD
A man ont west who married |
widow has Invented . device to cure
her Of Externally" praising her former
husband. Whenever she begins to |
descant On his noble qualities. this iu-
genious No. 9 merely says: "Poor dear
man! How l wish he had not diedl"
A LITTLE child said to her mother
one day: ~
Mother, feel nervous"
"Nervousl" said the mother, "what
10 nervous?"
"why, it's being in a harry all
ocerw
THE other day q wouid-be fashiona-
BILE lady called at neighbor's at what
she thought was supper time. "Come
in" said the neighbor, eve are having
tablesux." "I'm 90 glad, said the vie
itor 81 thought smelt 'em, and like
them better than anything for supper"
THE champion pie eatsr Of Anesica
has been. discovered 1t Mohrsville,
Penn. He contracted 10 eat sn apple
pie, thirty inches In circumference, In
ten bites, and actsaliy dsvoured 1t in
eight. One ofthess days we will hear
that his eminent plea has bssn the
death Of him. ~
WHEN living fasects have entered 9
the ear, it il Of the first importapee to .
kill them a. quickly as possible, sfter {
which they may be removed 1t leisure
BY syringinG Or by the uss Of foreeps III
Z necessary. killing the insect may
- speedily accomplished by pouring I
INTO the ear . small quantity Of any
mild oil or melted lard. ,i t Eo a