Connecticut western news., 1875-08-13
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 l A Mobile man has trained an alligator as a watch dog. .-i D 2. ls. 7ojoal.aa
 Nevada has shelled out nearly $50,- 000,000 worth of precious metals this year. .....i " ?, ,,i,f,vs,.i-,.-l,
 The best watering place notes |" for newspaper man at the seaside are the regular greenbacks. 'D0" aA's''SFi"
 Nothing can be said in favor of snor- ing, and not one person inD three will acknowledge that he does snore.ni
 An enterprising New Ehglai1der gives away hymn books containing on alter nate pages clever notices of his clothing store.
 Rich man, behold the good work you can do in this world. See Ezra Cornell. 1 He founded @ college and nowiit has won boat race. s..... i.ll saas
 Why is 8 oh urch bell more affable than church organ2 Because one will go when it is tolled, and the other will be "blowed'' first. ,,., '..,, roa,sEs l When a young man, is far, far from home amid gay company, such a trife as his collar button flying off will hurt him more than to break a leg. 1iq saipnim
 - In the country, now, Maud Muller is Ifraking hay bveryWhereso And the3 e3udge, riding down, doos not see her at all, but is figuring qnA Af his cha chances fss for rsnomi-
 Six threecadr5d monte monte men S5 fBha2 have been hung iii the West within. the past four | weeks, and some who weren't hung are sitting in the silent woodsiuntil the hunt 1 is over. 9oiioa oi sa;9uPd9 '.juGw A correspondent of Nature says that nearly all insects are, afflicted with in- ternaf parasites. They don't, seem to injure the health of flies and mosquitoes this year oiI'"" H=Nr'u' ''ou't 'N'
 @ A dys1pbaespJttfo at the Virginia 1ssudfphur springs 0htngo himself the other day, leaving & anotelbehind dwhichread aat'It's 8 mighty good joke on dyspepsiaiRW And So it was. s,,,.,.., -a,,ao, s41,. r Mrs. Young, the nc mother of little Mabel H. Young, the victim of the ,belfry tragedy, suffers such actite agony since that sud event. that she has toaubed con- stantly attended.dt ri Yqoo jslh sdi
 The e2nLondonnL L0ncet5 t5sayso that no person should sit for more than half an hour., S'posen fellow is sitting on the sofa with his girl, is he going, tp be | particular to al rainuteg ''''
 Men are cratic William Homer, of Memphis, permitted lis wife to give grand party and when the guests had arrived he broughtin the gardenahose and sprinkled them out. tsdilgt 9rom
 !, A girl covered her face with both her hands when she thought he was about to kiss her then she complained "O, tmy hands are too small, there is room for five hundred yet between them"
 The squire who married a'couple at Jersey City, N.J. ,I.t took the last penny the poor bride had, and compelled the sheriff and his deputy to make UP the balance of the fee, will no doubt die rich. F. StudentEss We'll, professor, II have l just discovered what was cut out for" l Professor-" We'll, what is it9"n'Stu. dent--" For loafng. ."as Professor rAMThe ! man who did the cutting understood his business" "Jsa .a =}fE ri 'vo ji woTdi l A very, pretty Sunday-school Hsang is the one entitled 1: II" Put you, ,arn9r arn9r on, my boys There is, however, a young lady who doesn't like to hear it. She says it sounds like SC Put your qarm around me, boys."5y2 EGiiosl9s of has os The lMennonites settlednifpthe north west of Canada have met Mithn dis heartening, failures. b Their crops yAave been more than half destroyed ,bys the grasshoppers, and a good deal of des- titution is the result. "9,"1''D' o2li cI 1 A lucrative opening f6r young Indies I has been made by the decision Nof an Indiana court that the facsz of na9 girl being engaged to several igentleIheH at once is no bar to her suing each atthem for breach of promise. -,
 l. c. D. Helmer declines the doctorate l 11,f Nai1ar 'N1a ln ground of conscientious, conylctlons, and even the title of reverend he yFresgsaards as s3the thin end of the wedge $he thick end of which isa- Popel'' l''asa1iaE ,aaoia
 Over 5000 pounds of agunpowder were exploded atione time in Ah ytRahlic gold mine in. Nevada county.a CaLs R few loosening the, hard baked earth that 1t might wash more easily, ,'' '''o-a ,,,"-n ,,-,> | A man was recently dischmged from the Berks county s(Pa.) prisbh,D where he had been servings term of thirty days l for ,vagrancy, who is only thhtS0efght years of age, and has been inEitwenty- seven different jails, spent twentYbs wears | trades. L | III vogue uSAG S0tSOu, dult lOui1Q ulYIC- over very effective, will appear ifi Stripes of divers widths united in one costttine. l Very wide stripes will be used Jfo6sthe skirt, medium for the overdress,l narrow for the waist, and very narrow for the re- vers and trimmings. ..,...... ...,;.sa At Saratoga Delighted father, view ing the regatta in which his son is talk ing part:i !" An, them'sl the boys for you. When I was young a 'collegeistu- dent didn't know the difference between shell anda dug-out. n'ag Sinister ,specta- tor standing near: ''' Yes, and now they don't know anything else l''a 'vI
 Indiana has. stringent, law against theinternnarriage of whites aild blacks John Angell Miller, a German, hnd Mary Sims, 8 negress, were married few weeks ago in Floyd county. They and the clergyman who performed the ceremony are now in prison, and each IS liable to conviction and sentence togter years incarceration, or a fine lof, live thousand dollars. ,,..s.flRo -.... -- IT -7-jTg aVT M" EoF
 Ieebergs at Sea. gq4 yIbas The. German bark Everhard Dslius