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Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

FELT OF HIS EYE.-A young man had
for many days suffered with the tooth,
ache, and rs last resort, decided to go
to u dentists and have the offending BIZ
cuspd taken out. With that resolution
well fixed in his mind, and one dollar in
his pocket, he sought well known tooth
pnller. The dentist at once decided that
two teeth would have to be drawn. The
young man had not the nerve to stand the
double pain, SO he told the dentist he
would take nitrous oxide.
lie took the mouth-piece and drank
away at the gas. The dentist at last tho't
he had enough. He spoke to him. A ra-
tional answer was returned. He must
have more gas, and the mouth-piece was
again inserted between his lips. When
he had taken gas enough to render two
men insensible to pain, the dentist thought
he would apply well known dental test
to see if he were "gone."
"Billy.i"
Nv duoWOls llG lilcll IOuCuGQ Iub pa
TENTS eyelid to see if there were any
muscular contraction and in so doing, ac-
cidentally touched the eye itself. No
twitching Of any kind. He must be in
sensible. The torceps at once brought
out tooth with immense roots and at the
same time brought the young man to his
feet with yell.
Why why-why-doc, didn't you
wait till had sucked more gas ?"
More gas You took enough to put
two men to sleep, and besides, touched
your eyelid-even put my finger in you
eye. You never showed tinge, and that
is considered an nfallible test"
"That's good anyhow. L wondered
what under the sun you were foolinl
around my glass eye tor"
The valve which was found to be out oi
orcer was repaired, the mans second
tooth drawn, and he soon went away,
chuckling to himself; That's good
feeling OF my glass eye to see if I'd
twitch."
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

A KING SOLOMON WANTED.-A mys-
terious basket, addressed to the station
master Of Clapham Junction, on being
opened, was found to contain a living
child. The station-master declining the
gilt, a porter volunteered to accept it,
and took the basket and child. On lift
ing the child, $500 was found in the bas-
ket. The station-master then demanded
the basket and its contents, which the
porter very properly refused to give
up. One can hardly doubt to which OF
the two the mother would entrust her
child. London Times.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

my real number is 6, but my hand
will bear squeezing" is what she said to
the young man at the gloye-counter.
And the great, thick headed lunatic got
out pair of i've and a half gloves with
out finding out hoS much squeezing her
hand would bear. We would have
worked at hatjob an hour, but she should
have had an exact fit.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16
TRINITY COUNTY.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY:
COURT TERMS:

District COurt-Second Monday in April,
August and December
County COurt-First Monday in Janu-
ary, March, May, July, September and No
Probate COurt-(same as County Court
Board of SuPervisOrs--First Monday
February, May, August and November.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

A WILLIAMsBURGH man awoke his
wife the other night, and in startled
tone of voice informed her that he had
swallowed a dose of strychnine. /" Well,
you fool, said she, " lie still, or it may
come up"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

On hearing that German chemist had
succeeded in making brandy out of saw
dust, a thirsty editor exclaimed "What
chance will the temperance movement
have when man can take rip-saw and
go out and get drunk on fence rail 2"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16
w. A. DODGE,
DEN NTIST.

E-Over 'rhOnaas' Theatar.
Having permanently located in Weaveryille
for the practice Of my profession, am at the
service OF those dssiring Dental Work. Teeth
extracted without pain with an anasthetic il
desired Satisfaction guaranteed
w. A. DODGE, ID. D. S.
Weaveryile Nov. y, 1874. If
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

"ONLY woman's hair" remarked
Spiven, musingly, as he gazed. down into
his plate "a red-headed woman at that.
II may be very sentimental, but It some-
how gets away with my appetite"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

TwENTY-oNE girls Of Kenosha, Wis,
have resolved that IF tho young men
won't come aud see us, we will go and see
them" And the. young men are stepping
down and out and taking to the woods.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16
Weekly Crinitv 9ournal.
OUR AGENTS

THOS. BOYCE, Room No. 80, New
Merchants Exchange Building, San Fran
cisco, is our only authorized agent in that city.
GEO. y. R0WELL q CO., 40 Park
Row, are our only authorized Agents in New
York City.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16
JOHN lord, M D.,
PHYSICIAN and SgRGs EON,
WEAVERVILLE, CAL.

REFERENCES Prof I. T. Dana, Portland
Nc; Prof. ". ". Greene, Long Island Medi-
cal College, Brooklyn, \. Y. Pref Z. +, BracA-
cit, Princeton, \. j.
OFFICE and Resi- lence- Court Street
above nion Hotel Weayerville janl.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-01-16

OFEGCE, At Esis Residence, corner
Court and Center Streets, Weaveryille /.
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Perfumerla Victoria,
RIGAUD Y COMP.
8, rue Tivienne, Paris
,nnu,svrs.& vEANesvE.Ayea

sE<kg0DIET<sS VIA YLANea
exralode la Ufsona odorGtisssaa perfume impoItado
de Manila excusivamente preparado para nuestra
casa.
Extrasto de Yhngylang; Ramillete de Manila Jabon
al Ylangylang; Pomada al Yangyang; Aceite de flan
gylang; Cosmetco de Ylaugyang; Aqua de tocador de
flangylang; Polvos de arrcz de Ylangyang; Cold
Cream de Ylangylang.
PRODIe TOS VARlOS. 49,
Cosor;gemo Rigaud, en- diss, devueve al cabellc
gu primitive color sin manchar e cttis nj eDsuciar la
ropa Enteramente inofensvo, este producto no con-
tene nitrate de plata.
.Ja5oa Asaada, de jsgo dc brio de lechaga, el mas
suave mas emoliente Ell mas perfecto de tod1s los
abones de toeador.
Aceite oHsada Miranda, para detener la caida del
cabello hacerle crecer darle suavidad briantez.
Agua de hanangG, nueVa aqua de tococador del
Japon extrsida del Firas Jap6nica.
Etr cto de Kananga, para ell panuelo, obtenido por
Ia destiI cion lie las hores del Pirus ,Taa6nica
Agua &c Forss de Lirio Riga@d para blanquear y
aterciepeaf el cntis.
Dep6sito en- las principales Perfumeria Peluoue
rfas, en- Puerto Rico, 20
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HOTEL 7 BANGS DEL 'ajNIVgRSQ

El que suseribe dusho de dieho establscmi 4iOs r
ticipa sus muchos amigos constantes avcTsssaeas
de esta l0caidad del exterior que slguiendo en 81
eontinuo por introducir el servlcio, rato
mesa de su casa todos los adelantos que lie son com
pables sin perdonar npguna clase de sscritico parS
msntener naterable ell credo de que viene dsirntan
do por bondad de numerosos parroquanos; con
tando con tn suHciente ntiere de c6modas ventiia
das habitaciones con un espacioso fresco coedor
entenddos dependencies para odos los servicios ue 10
casa no omtira medic algnno para dejar complacldo
todo el que 50 digns honrare su asistencIa Gale
de Tetuar, num- 9.-Puerto-R Rico u de Agosto oe
187A.--Ouofre Nicolau. ss#k aaff@6FF@ EF&
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. dlal ha d Iquw lsDag Do CupaM General Irssaallta
BERVIOI0 DIREOT0

Paes Ha Burdeos sunac) cada mes
IL Categoria $780, 2: $l75, 3: S160 Entrepuente $50
Puerto Rico Santanl San Nazaire 25 de vapo
Conero onexiun frances da
Thomas Isl l.s oes s.a S .~,-.s 81, ...ff ID Isl ea-. ls
categoa $780, q caeg $17 catego $780, entepuene proa
sac "a -. so,s. IS ssAe i -. - .~>... - ~ -
#~ sTs PASAJES DE FAMILIA .ms3
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CONSIGN A TAR1Os.

Nuetas, Sf D. P Sanchez Doz Gbara Sres IoncoA Hosa
Barsco Sres Mones Hjo-Cab res s. L. Rosy Comp
sss sss Am AGnsoTs x o. Bsa'
e Th6mass Sres M Lucchetd Comp
IAPRhATA L DEL RQLEETTII 0PTEDAD De "a aRQQQA
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LLOYD DB PUHRTO-RIGO
SoCIEDAD DE SEGUROS,. CON
IRA sRIESGOS DE MAR so
RRE FAC1URAS, aAPROBADA
POR Ell SUPERIOR GOBIERNO
9ymurtaa SYfaaffadO1 quex aafOrfxam loo
mrmas, que 1Ormam la cOznpamaas SAN
DerimiciO delcapItaA enGradO en- csa'
f@s A

Yerlad claridad eneontrar2n en- todOs los actoa
do esta dtil asociacion. ~ ret.af
Ell que desee entrar, en- las operaciones de su ins
Ntuto, puede acercarse la o6cIa, donde adqulrlra
edos los datos que estime necessros lie seran sunni
,istrados sin rodeos re u ~@
Prsmio de SECURE en- yiajes de traves{a, el nismo
sus eargan las companlas europeas.
Ell premio en- ell cabotaje, Ell m6dico de p.S so
hre mercancias.
Sobre las monedas acun daa de orc plata p.S
Egtos tipos tienen sus laclones segun las epocas
eireunstancas de nave.
Sc eratificara al asegurado 81 por mil sobre
% vaIores que fguren conocmieno. exceptuase de
ssta regla al cabotaje.
Horss de oiicina de 10 de la manana de 12 I
fsla tards. k#
Gale de Tetuan ndmers 81. vs., .ssYs1k -.
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PAsAJEs DE FAM1LIA.

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raja
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Conchas id 4 $40.
Regalfa de conchas id. as 30.
Conchtas Id. SO.
Bregas id. & $50.
Brevas lmperiales GAIA de SO tabacos .oo ,o,,,..
Breyas en- hoja cajas de so tabAcos. $oO AAAoA
Brevas de Regalo cajas de SO tabacos) "a
Id. cilindradas superior Id. s $40.
Regalia dc L6ndres $50,
Regalia cilindradas en- paquetes de IL ID q y Sus
MiIlar bueno i'd. Id. 10 i'd. SIS.
Millar id. 90 i'd 10.
Id. rodondo i'd. i'd id, 10.
NOTA.-El precio del cigarr1llo no varfa pOi
que el papeI empleade sea de hiio ) de aigodon.
En- este establecimiento hay constantemente
nm buen surtdo do oapel de hilo de las melores fa
bricas de Espa1a aEa<
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PASAJR INTERCOL LONIAL,

Se expdn pasaes de ida vuea vados por meses con 25
rebaa los pasajeros de cAmara - $50 20 - : : oe
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dicado los que padscen de resuas de excesos, de
habtos solitaios del cortago; seguido de observa
clones sobre la esperatorrea la mpotencia la eser
idad etc., el trataiento de las Siis de la Gonoreas
de la Blenorragia cura del contagio sin merculia
81 prevention usando la receta del autor. U INFALl
BILE LoCIoN.)
w TN tomo en- So con l6 lammas estampadas con tinta
de color, al precio de peso franco de porte Ven
dense estas obras en- L6ndres, domicio del autol,
Is, AGBE IsL ARL1 STREET, Bafcel,
ma; en- casa de Salvador Manero, Plaza del Teatro,
PARIS, Bracelet. Abbaye, 8, America, los AGENTS
del CofTeO de Uttranaaa.
Los enfernos pueden drigirse por correspondence
en- espanel al Dr. Curtis para consultare, 81 Doctor
snvara sus obras franco de porte mediante un pese
uerte oada ejemplar, cuya suma puede remitir 81
|, ssllos de oualquisr pals
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$50 -
nlosEpos
oFannia o al ehaag
nnOs Do amos 6ds gratis dss
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NIE0S.

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CRTADOS.l

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Ar en-
ais asrs sn0utrs yeara qara. on
PnsrrRoa AgsN p Dc lS7A uugrs Ia Condgaaas
.s.- - s. ..ara.*s- ~ IAiaaer D Csaop
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Empresa de vapores correos
49, = aeatsaaf 7eSax1- t.ssa
DR.-LAS ANTILLAS
DE DON RAMON DRsHERRRRAi


Tes oYd;Na S0n 1n6neGs Dor e Nore de Domingo
El 20 de cada las doce del da da de Habana
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COhPANlA REAL DR VAPORRS CORRHOS INGLHSRS

s sss - PoREL GOBIERNo
Os
EPUEzSEO-xaGOsAN EUROPA OTsSOs PAlsEs.
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PASAJE DE IDA Y VUELTA.

Sc expden Europa de ida vuea
pS obre el total del Waldo por 12 Eos pagan
arfado : -
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e. Vapores Espanoles
ENTIRE LIVERPOOL Y PuERTo-RIco.

Los vapores "Puerto-Rico' y Ponce" 81
guen su carrera desde Liverpool para los varios
puertos de esta Isla.
Para informes referirse los Sres. White.
Forman y c, ." de Liverpool 4 los repre-
|sentantes. -sres. Latimer G.. ., San Juan.
|---sres. Llauri Borda y G, ,Mayaguez.- Vie
|chers y G. 9, Ponce
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
The Longest Horse Race Oh Record
FOrty-flv Miles i'm Four Hours.
From the Houston (Texas)

From the Houston (Texas) Telegraph.
The race announced to come off at the
Fair Grounds yesterday was witnessed
by less than a dozen people. The
match was made between two Texas
ponies, for $50 aside and two horses.
It was question of endurance on the
horses part, and an act of cruel punish
ment on the part of the riders. The
animals were to walk, run, or trot for
twelve hours, the one making the most
miles by the end of that time to be de-
clared winner. The horses entered
were named cred Lad" and Wild
Bill"
An even start was affected. Wild
Bill rushing to the front, and In the
first ten miles was one mile ahead. In
this position they confined until the
thirtieth mile was reached, when ''Wild
Bill +" was found to be two miles ahead.
In the succeeding ten miles ''Red
Lad" gained a mile, when the wild
Texan took a rest. He was rubbed
down and given bottle OF sherry,
which he swallowed with g relish akin
to his name. The delay thus caused
put the bloody youth one mile to the
front still reaching for the final string.
he kept increasing the daylight between
himself and the Untamed VIM. until
the forty eight mile was scored, when
W. B. threw up his tail and refused to
move. He had made his forty-ffth
mile.
Time: Five hours and thirty minutes.
For downright cruelty to animals
this race takes 'sthe rag off the bush, !"
aud calls loudly for the interference of
Bergh. If the NOBLE Texas steeds had
been run the five hours, over the broad
prairies after stock, as they have
been trained, with such rests as of me-
cessity occur, it would have been all
wei and good; but to punish the poor
brutes with forty-fve and forty eight
consecutive runs around mile course,
without rest, is too bad, too bad
Bergh, come to Texas, you are wanted.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
Important from New York.

The wel-known firm of NJ. Altman &
Co., corner Sixth Avenue aud Ninteenth
Street, have just issued the 2lst vol
ume of their price list, containing an
accurate and detailed discription,o of over
twenty eight hundred different articles
included in 100000 stock of Dress
Goods, Fancy Goods, Gents Under
garments, Handkerchiefs, Gloves,
Hosiery, Millinery Goods, Embroider,
les, Dress Trimmings, Toilet Articles,
Notions, Small Wares, ETC., stoge'her
with the largest and most complete as
sortment of ladies' and childrens' cos
tunes, cloaks and undergarments.
eve have seen this price list and can
assure our readers that it simplifes the
art of ordering goods, SO as to place
the means of purchasing goods from
any distance, city prices, in the
hands of every one. We know the firm
well; it has the very best reputation.
and We guarantee that our readers will
be honorably dealt with. This price
list is sent to any address on receipt Of
stamp. The Independent.
Address, NJ. ALTMAN & Co., Nine
teenth Street and Sixth Avenue, New
York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03

Total ... 10 TT Il in 1898
s'The family. eleven in number, in the
aggregate measured 70 feet and one
half inch in height, weighed 2,29S
pounds, and the sum of their entire
ages then was 557 years. The comput-
ed strength of the father and six sons
was $500 pounds. At that date 1850
there were several grandchildren over
81 feet high, and still growing. The
mother. Mrs. Katy Howard, nee-Cur-
rent, died aged SO years, on May Ia,
1870, near Ruddells Mills, where she
had livedf for sixty years-seven children
surviving her. She had twelve broth
ers and sisters. each over feet high"
In this connection we will state that
the Rev. James Quisenberry, of Clark
county, Kentucky, had two sets of chill
dren, twelve In each. The twenty four
children each had from twelve to nine
teen offspring, Soa Clark county man,
who heard us speak of the tall families,
says.
A Macon county gent added that Mel
son Cliff, of that county, had twenty
seven children. Married several
times, [ supposed" we added. ssNo,
sir, only once, think, he replied.
Maj. John Edwards, of this county,
had twenty four children from two mar
rlaUeS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
A Singular Will Case.
From the Baltimore Gazette.

In the Orphans Count of Worcester
county, Nd, will case is now pending
possessing some interesting features.
The facts of the case as presented in
the papers filed in the court are as fol
lows: About three weeks since William
Schoolfeld, an aged citizen of Worces-
ter county, residing near Snow Hill,
died, leaving an estate valued at $75, 600,
of which $50, 900 is in personal property,
bonds, etc: He left only one descend
ant, son, Ulysses Scheduled, who I'M
til two years ago had been at vraiance
with his father, but since lived on good
terms with him. During the estrange-
ment, Mr. Scheduled six years ago
made will, In which it is said he left
legacies of $1,000 each to three friends
and relatives, and also constituted them
as trustees of his son for the residue of
the estate. The son after leaving home
had gone to Colorado, but sub
sequently returned at the in
stance of his father, who estab-
lished him in business. After the re-
Cancellation the father told friend
that he had changed his mind about the
will; that ''those who expected all would
get nothing, and that those who ex-
pected nothing would get all. About
a week previous to his death, and while
sick In bed at his sons house, he asked
the latter to bring him his will, and
after opening it remarked it was all
right. He handed the will Contained
in an envelope endorsed 'sthe will of
William Schoolfeld' to consin named
Elijah Schoolfeld, and requested him
to take charge Oh it. The cousin, Eli
iah, put the envelope In side pocket
and went into another room, where
Ulysses had preceded him. Ulysses
asked him to let him look
at the will, the envelope not
being sealed. Elijah drew the
envelope from his pocket and handed it
to Ulysses, who took therefrom two
pieces of paper The two men were
standing face to face but few feet
apart. Ulysses scanned the papers, ex-
claiming "This is not the will, but
Immediately after read aloud, apparent
~, legacies to the various persons who
were reputed legatees, in the will of six
years before. He then folded the papers
together and handed them back to Elijah
Schooifield, who, remarking that it had
better be sealed III she presence of
Ulysses, closed the envelope and re-
turned it to his pocket. After the death
OF Mr.. Scheduled (the father Elijah
handed the envelope containing the will,
with the seal unbroken, to one of the
persons reported to be named in the
first will as legatee. A meeting of the
supposed lfgatees was called, and with
great solemnity the seal was brokent
Nothing was found IN the envelope bu,
two pieces of blank paper folded to-
gether. The disappointed legatees de
manded with threats that Ulysses should
pay the legacies reported 20 be in the
will, but he declined, though threaten
ed with criminal prosecution, alleging
that he knew nothing of his fathers
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03

will, and that the papers found in the
envelope were the same seen by him
when Elijah handed it to him.
AS the father had not thought proper
to disclose the contents to him. he did
not think he had right to do SO to
others. Ulysses regarded it as grim
joke which his father intended to play
on the expectant legatees. He took
possession of the real estate and applied
for letters of administration on the
personality. The supposed legatees
petitioned the Orphans Court of Wor-
cester county to grant letters testament
tary to them, alleging forcible posses
sion by Ulysses of the will, and objected
to the g.,anting of letters to the son.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
CONSUMPTION CAN BE CURED.

SCHENCK's PULMoNIC YRUP,
SCHENCK's SEA WEED TONIC,
SCHEECK's MANDRAKE PILLS,
Are the only medicines that will cure Pulmonary
Consumption.
Frequently medicines that will stop cough will
occasion the death of the patient they lock the
liver stop the circulation of the blood, hemorr-
hage follows, and In fact they clog the action of
the very organs that caused the cough.
Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia are the causes
of two-thirds OF the cases of Consumption. Many
persons complain of dull pain In the side, con-
stipation, coated tongue, pain in the shoulder
blade feelings of drowsiness and restessness, the
food living heavily on the stomach, accompanied
wi tn acidity and be1ching up of wind.
These symptoms usually originate from disor-
dered condi ton of the stomach or torpid liver.
Persons so affected, il they take one or two
heavy colds and if the cough in these cases be
suddenly checked, will find the stomach and liver
clorged. remaining torpid and inactive, and al
most sfore they are aware the lungs are mass OF
acres and ulce rated the re4nt of which is death.
Sehenck,s Pulmonic Syrup is an expectorant
which does net contain opium Or anything caicu-
lated to check o cough suddenly.
mixes with the gastric juices OF the stomach, aids
digestion, and creates q raVenous appeute,
When the bowels costIve, skin sailow, or
the sy rptoms otherwise OF bilious tendency
Scheme KS Mandrake Pills are required.
T. n. ScHENCK SoN,
N. e. corner Sixth and Arch Streets, Ph1la.
Ana are for sale by all druggists ana dealers.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03

A sUBTERRANEAN room of considera BILE
size, with bath full of fresh watersis-
suing from spring, and supposed to
have been used as baptistry, has been
discovered in Oxford street, Londcn.
It is built of Roman brick, and is Ro-
man in its style.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03

1900 per cent. profit was realized upon
put" on SOC shares Mo. Pacific r. R. stock
during the first week in October; then why go
to the silver mines of Colorado or the gold
mines of California, when you have mine of
greenbacks at home. Explanatory circular, ''how
it is DONE" sent free byaBnckwalter & Co.,
bankers and brokers, 10 Wall St., N. Y.-Com
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
STUMBLING into hi

STUMBLING into his room he sat down
on the edge of the bed and soliloquized
thus: eject wet, tight boots, sore
on one hand an felon on t'other, an
no boot-iack In the z house. Sings got
to be diff rent. Either l mus get mar
ried, else get boot-iack; WIFI shall /
do 2''
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
GIANT FAMILIES.

Specimens of Vermont and Kentucky Heavy
Weights. fgt# rs E57F
Editor Of the Paris True Kentuck5an
CHICAGO, September Ia, 1876 I un-
derstand you have in your county
very tall family. Will you procure and
publish the name, height, and weight of
each member of that family2 Here
with | send you the following correct
statement in relation to the Metcalf
family, of Royalton, vt. F. D.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03
TIL KENTUCKY FAMILY.

TIL KENTUCKY FAMILY.
In Collins new history of Kentu cky,
we find the following in relation to the
Howard family of this county:
Gin February, 1856, there was living
in Bourbon county the parents and
eight out of nine children of a family
without a parallel IN the known world
for their size, height, weight, good
health, age and strength, suggestive
of the Bible record in Genesis vi, A.:
There were giants ON the earth in those
days. The father, then in his 10th
year, was brought to Kentucky when
quite yonng, and raised, in Bourbon
county, his family of six SONS and
hree daughters, whose, Insight, weight,
nd aggregate age are here given:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-11-03

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