, 1875-05-30

has sister pretty II herself, who swears sh<
will ma1ty in Paris WORTH had striyen smn
1ous1y with Nasure.; For 80 pretty hrada, II
| extraordinary d1ess was required"
THEY'VE been trying to catch tho JAMES boys
with report that their mother Was dying, u.
though those hardened ruf1ana cared uhethe,
she lived or died
They say that PETE McCAnrNEy, tho notorious
counterfeiter, accomplished his last escape BY
mesmerizing bis. guards. Ho is Rhrewd band
st ''naking pasaea."
t. Lord NonrHpnooK bss erected m onument to
the British soldiers who fell At Lucknow. :Taeir
Government left for \ private citizen to perform
| . work which was ita oW, by ali rights.
Instead OF investing Is cents in lemonade
these warm days, think Of LYDIA TaoApsos'a
proposition to take her ba1e-legged company to
Paris, and play to the Eooat cultivated audiences
in the world.
| The Chairman Of the Trustees Of the Rev.
Fu1ross church in Brooklyn told him public
| II, but in the kindest possible manner, that he
VAS utterly unfit for his place, but even then he
| would not resign.
The New York Grdphids special artist, In
skotching tho seems Of the 0sceota fire, impru-
dently introduced railway station known and
recognized as belonging to another town Of the
Same name1 milea away. --
! Yesterday the Hon. GEORGE L. DAVENPORT.
! for fifteen yeara President OF the Davenport
National Bank. resigned that position, and B. B.
| WOODWARD, for sixteen years Cashier Of the
| same bank, was elected to succeed him.
| The tour Of MIR. FRANCIS J. HALL, Of this city,
previously announced in The TRIBUNE who was
/ hAa taAu ga
| postponed, which will be happily read BY his
large circle Of friends in this city, The cauna Of
postponement is temporary illness.
MONTAGUE, tbs 1otor, who has created such
havoc among the bellies Of New York, beam 4
strong facial resemblance to Mr. BILLY COL
BROOK, secretary to the Solicitor OF tho St. Louis
& Alton Railroad. but tbo1o the likeness ends,
for MONTAGUE has no senae, tbey ray.
MAnoAhEr DuzpE, Of st. Louis, w.s very
nice old lady, but she took the smallpox and dis
appeared for month or two. She was finally
found in the we'll Of deyout temperance family,
who remarked that the water had been gettiog
pretty strong for their simple tastes for somedayB.
1t WAS Ia o'clock at night when M1. BERGER,
Of Macon, Ga, discovered colored parson in
his stable untying horse, and the preacher only
observed, "Jess what I said all de time, Mastah
BERGER, your hoss is bay, sure enuH, aud dat
'spute bet1een mo an B1udder JACKSON il
settled"
The intellectual superiority Of the Bostonian
over the rest Of the world IL accounted for by the
fact that Boston mothers veau thar children at
nine MONTHS and feed them thereafter e1clu-
sireiy upon fish. The vast cerebral development
OF JESSE PoMkRoY and Mr. PrEB ia thus &C.
counted for.
DR.. MAsrEdAZzA IL to b the successor OF
Count LOUIS CoRr1, the italian Minister at
Washington. The Doctor is not n handsome as
the Count, and, having no title, wall coun. for
nothing With the ladies'. CoRT1, however, goes
to ConstantinopIa and viii not feel the espata-
ton 60 keenly.
The Rev. J. g. HOLLAND has beon maIigning
reporters II this becomes generally known ho
might as we'll ,leavs the platform, for, in the
language Of Hanle, ''thoy are the abstract aud
brief chronicles Of the tina After your death
you were better have d bad epitaph than their Ill
report while you live"
D10EEss ia generally understood to havs Let
the United States severely alone in his range Of
characters, except in Martin .CbuzzIevit,"
where be handled Ms severely. But surely there
WAS hint of Western life in "I.ittle Dorrit.'
NQo put ku6 1oHA DA0AeE C0u1Q u6F0 BIZ 1o&
D1cKENs' portrait Of Mr. MEBp1E?
The papers are making great deal OF fun
OYER Paul Bo41oN's frank American answe1s to
Queen Verona aud the Princess BRATn1cE.
II "'sir' is good enough for aoy gentleman in
Europe" then Madam ia IN honorable title
for any woman. and Miss for any Princess
Who ever happened to be born in palace instead
Of pig-s:y.
The literary critic Of the Chicngo Inter Ocean
e1oquentfy remarks, "As wo read this work we
can almost hear the whir and ping Of the
laundering cannon" Undoubtedly tho young
gentleman got hia military education on the
Home Guard. ''Whirr and ping Of tho thunder
ing canuon" is very good for 4 thundoring azs.-
Cincinnati Times.
With modest eycs doWucast, WuNa LEE eteps |
forth from the land OF dawn, from the dreamy |
languor aud may splendor OF the Orient, and |
with meekly folded hands he gldea along be- |
meath the arching shadows Of aco1e OF sunsets, |
until his feet again strike firm earth and be ]
breathes the bracing a,r Of tho Occdeut.-Phild- |
dsiphia Press. .WUNa LEE must be 1unRtic.
JUDGE LAa1nEn1 TREE. one Of the Judges OF |
the Circuit Court will leave here for New York |
tomorrow, to sail for Europe. Judge TREE
%.t-a
work in small and ill~ventilated courtroom to |
such 40 extent that continued rostis necessary.
He will return about the 1st OF next September. |
It is to hoped that the esa voyage and change Of
air will effect tho desired recovery.
Arthur GILMAN, in the New York Tribune,
defends the beastly national vice OF splitting
and at al times, By showing that 1t
YRS not uncommon in England in the fifteenth
century. Murder. rapino. and other pleasant
amuRements, were also not uncommon in En-
gland in the fifteenth century, from which 1r.
GILMAN would doubtless argue that murder and
'apine On public vehicles in tho United States
Sero commendabie practices.
Ar. CuARIK1 NonrHuP, city editor Of
he Chicago Times, yesterday severed
lis connection with that paper to engage
n more profitable pursuit. His acquaintance
IN the press will sincerely congratulate him up
~ having struck bonanza. His SUCCESSOR in
,fice will be 11r. CLINTON SSowDEx, who has for
hAA~ a.. !