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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12

And, by emitting the outside row of
and adding either way, as be-
fore, we add 404. And still further TO
change: If we divide the inside into
four squares, and adding any one of the
small squares in the same manner, we
add 202. SQUARE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12
Wit and HuHlOr.
q CRATE discoyory-Coal.

"iscoYcry--Coal.
HE present day-Your birshday
tail. e'i'A d park-Pul
with Garrett. ''''i Il inoiing ia|
hea 40 Of fa1 H. drum stick-set it on
One who can always get brea.
he kneads it-A baker e'' orea
W. WHEnE s,;I burglas-I,f 10 ;Sn rs ae
good opening he is AZ ~ 10 improve
Why were the sal othsayers OF old callei
augurs9 Becaus they were such hoI
rible bores.
LET your hotto be, "Liberty 4
DEATH. "and AZ it comes to the pinct
take the mes, Of it in liberty. |
WHY doa h't the base-ballists offer
prize mug for the championship Th4
have nod ding but "pitchers" at presei.
,Hu ho goeth it blind sitseth dow
mon he bent-up pin, while the obser{
me- Vi Ian scanneth the chair seat befoli
he So uatteth.
CORRESPONDENT says the reason wis
So Tors prefer the three-masted. ships
thu ose with two mast5 is that no mani cai
Serve two masters. 3
AT last accounts, the Philadelphia de.
Electives were still hard as WORK in the
Ear-room OF the Continental Hotel hunt
fling tor Charlie Ross. N
! THERE. was a room with eight corners.
Ia each corner sat q cat; before each cat
4 sat seven other cats, and on each cats
tail sat cat. How many cats in all
MIR. MUTTON, who was put off pas
senger train at Omaha, and sued the
company for damages, threatens to lamb
some editors if they don't stop joking
! about him.
"No," SAYS Smidl1ins, Jr., "we are
not going to Florida, but "a has promised
20 take us all over to Brooklyn some day.
It's hot enough over there, he says. -
AeiO YORK. Mail.
"IF there is anything" remarks a
nervous old gentleman, (which will
agitate person, it is passing through
a crowd of small boys who have four or
i've snowballs under each arm"
A CYNICAL writer says: "Take a com
pany Of boys chasing butterflies, put
long tailed coats on the boys, and turn
the butterflies into guineas, and You
have beautiful panorama of the world"
A SAVING husband" George, dear
don't you think it is rather extravaganza
of you to eat butter with that delicious
Jam ?" emo love-economical Same
piece of bread does for both l'-Pttnch.
"WHERE are you stopping, Bill 70 in
CURED one seedy man of another.
Stopping at the REssel House.. WAS
the reply. Russell House! Where is
the Russell Z" 80, .ou see, L sleep in
dry goods box and ustle around like
blazes to get somethig to eat.
A KANSAS hypocnndriac, meditating
upon the death OF 4 dog-fancier in his
neighborhood, gives to emorunful
thought. "Our gres men are petering
out sort orapid like Usefulness. Whisky
kills most on 'em ZONE tumble over
board, and 'casionall on' gets hung"
A YoUNGsTER, Will wipning his hands
over the kitchen tir y demonstrated
with by his father, who ed "Go 'wav
from the stove /; the veaar is not cold.
The little fellow, lockingfp at his Stern
parent demurely, rspliede :. amt heat
ing the weather. I'm arming INV
hands"
AN enterprising soapner daubed
the rocks all the wayu tlpldson with
the appeal, "Use Smith Sos' Where
upon his rival, the still npenternris-
ing Jones. after much coSM, efa,to
his Whitewater up the r1W .sors.r/
to each OF Mr.. Smiths apW
can t get Jones'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12

The policy OF abohshlng INDEFINITE APP
preparations, which, was begun last year,
has been strictly followed and greatly
extended oil the appropriations of mo-
ment this year are what is. known as per
manent. In the matter OF public build
ing there is strict limitation upon every
appropriation, the limitation being such
that, with two exceptions, there are no
appropriations for public buildings for
which there is not an actual plan and de-
tailed statement of estimates.
Speaker Blaine mt one time despaired
of the passage of the Srndry Civil and
the Deficiency bills. The most wonder
full speed in legislation ever known was
on the conference report to the Defici-
ency bill. 1t came from the Senate with
thirty-fve amendments. Each of these
amendments was considered, some of
them modified, and all caused some de-
bate. Yet the conference report was
adopted in thirty-five minutes from the
time the bill reached the House.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12
Acnod Joke Ga safe !

The Cincinnati COnlmerciA
following The gopher bloN
give the town of Harrison WV
hereafter The experience f
their class a few nights since w
doubt disgust the whole fraterniA
cracksmen," and the town will be \ =
from the depredations Ga thieves. It\
came about in this way : Mr.. William
Galloway has large Touring mill at
Harrison. Since the cold weather set in
the mill, being run by water-power, has
been idle. When the work ceased the
proprietor removed all his books and
papers from the safe III the mill office to
a more convenient place in his residence.
A few nights since two safe-blowers en-
tered the mill for the purpose of robbing
the safe. The door was drilled in the
usual way, and every pref sration made
for blast with powder, but by some
means the burglars, after W 'rking nearly
all night, were fIightenedoff before COM
pleting their operation.
The joke about the whole matter is,
first, the safe was not locked and the
door could have been opene simply by
taking hold of the knob and, second,
only few postage stamps would have
been the reward if the burglars had sue
ceeded in opening the safe.
---------------
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12

ONE of the healthiest provisions of
the French code is that forbidding
doctor to inherit property left him by a
deceased patient.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12

\ SENATOR HAMLrN is said to be the most
graceful male dancer in Washington.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1875-03-12

No. is a simple square. containing
nine spaces, and if added up, or CROSS,
or from corner to corner, it equals 10.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

this city h1elesulted in The 1osuaes a
the oct Of Congress granting your COM
pany The mast important privie2c1sked
By It. In bet, II Iegish1ica asked
trom Congzess - been ohtnined.
This oct secaTes 10 your company The
right E way throneh Washilgtoa ard
0eorestown By Wat y knava . ~
Piney Branch and Rock Greek rCute.-
Il also gives your company The right 20
make connections with the Metxcpok-
tan and Washington branches Of the
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. Also, TO
construct . bridge across the Potomac
river at Georgetown, thus giving your
company most important connections
South Of the Potomac river. The value
ct this franchise 10 yonr road cannot Be
too highly estimated. Through t. you
have direct connection with tie West
by the Metropolitan Railroad and the
Chesapeake and Ohio Canal, and direct
Southern and Western connections by
the Washington and Ohio Railroad, be-
sides TIE best soste to Washington and
Georgetown. BY your previous charter
You have already direct connection with
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad sys-
tenn. with the Washington, Virginia
Midland and Great Southern Railroad
and lis branches, and with the Balti-
more and Potomac Railroad.
The Offers for your bonds were pred
icated upon the completion Of your
chartered privileges by the passage Of
ehis ball, and I cannot but think that IL
you decline the of5ers alnfady made,
others win Be made BY The same parties
ct advanced rates.
We have thought il necessary to sur
vey the Rock Greek route, and do not
hesitate in pronouncing it to be the
best route to Washington and George.
town. 1t il very nearly . direct pro-
longation Of your located line from
Brandywine, securing the use Of that
portion Of the road already constructed.
1t IS direct, with easy curves and grades,
and will admit Of running trains at a
high rate Of speed directly to your de-
pot at Georgetown. There are three
tunnels on the line, but neitherof them
exceeds 200 feet.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

II IL asserted As fact that every canvassef
who has turned his attention to the iniroduc-
ton Of the New Family Sewing Machine In his
locality. or who has bcen fortunate enough TO
secure an agency, has outssripred the best e.
forts in making money Of The old and tried
Agents Of the high-priced machines, which lat
ter they now replace. The demand IL enormous,
and sales so rapid and money made 50 readily
with so little effort that Farmers, Tradesmen.
Spectators. &c, are focking into the business
as fas, as they can secure territory and get their
goods on the ground TO supply anxious custom
ers. II II IL marvellous how these machines srii
when exhibited. Il being d recognized fact that
people will buy the best at the lowest price .-
IL certainly is the Machine Of The times and does
the same work, As other Machines at 5000 or
500. 90. and We really believe IL would sell Just
as readily At double and then not cost half the
usual price OF so good an article, for Il 10 aston
ishiEg TO sce the vast amount Of labor IL per
forms al so low q cost The Inventors are dali
" inundated with testimonials Of the worth Of
their new Machines which 50 suddenly and sac
crssfuliy bounded into popular favor. Improves
TO be just hat is wanted every day, by every
one, every where. who has family. II has
ATTAINED an enviabie reputation 10 many
thousands Of homes and factories, for in
solid strength, power, rapidly, simplicity,
certainty, and ease Of operation, with ex-
sreme beauty, 6neness and reliability Of its
ce~ing; while the wouierfni lev price Twenty
Dollars for a Large aud complete Sewing Ma
chine with q ssrong table and sreadlel, places
all idea OF competition entirely oat Of the qncs-
ton. In stands alone in its merits and price,
We advise you 10 invest in one at once for year
Wife, Daughter. Mother, Sister or Lady Friesd
and make homo happy, or pat them in year
factory, or what u better ID you are lucky
enough, secure an agency, II there u none IN
year town. and make money yourself The
many New Attachments for doing extra 6ne,
skiifs; and difscuit work, are surprise in their
simplicity Of construction and far below even
grange prices" and will b. delivered snfe nj
your door. no matter how remove yea Gay -
side. If yon write for them. address j. Tnon-
ssx HASA 3 Co.. snf Rrcae~sy, y. Y.
march T. lS.s-lxs
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20
LAW FOR THE MASSES.

The Political, Personal, and PROPERTY
Rights Of a Citizen Of the United States
-Hor to exereise aad Aow to preserve
them; By TAecpkilMs Parsons, LII. ID.
Jones Brokers q Co., Pkila., Pa.
It is with much pleasure that we
greet the appearance Of this long ex-
pected work from the gifted pen Of our
greatest legal commentator. When We
reflect how essential to the welfare and
prosperity Of every citizen is an intelli-
gent understanding, both of the princi-
pies which underlie our government and
the laws which affect all our social and
business relations, we at once feel the
necessity of some method by which this
knowledge can be placed within the
reach and comprehension of all. For
this purpose was "RIaHrs OF C1rI-
ZEN" written, and no one who will ex-
anime its contents can fail to be con-
WINGED that the Author has fully at.
tanned his object.
Prominent among the Distinguishing
features of the work, are the articles
upon the Constitution of the United
States, and each of the several States,
the Legislative and Executive branches
of our Government, the right of Citi-
zenship and Suffrage, the writ Of Habe-
as Corpus, Personal Security, &C., &C.,
and . vast fund of information of the
highest value concerning business trans
actions of every possible nature.
The Author has avoided the use, as
far as possible, of the dry phraseology
of the law. which tends but to perplex
and embarrass the ordinary reader, but
while rejecting the dry husk he pre-
sents the rich kernel Of profound legal
lore.
We regard the appearance Of the
work AZ most timely, inasmuch a. it
will fill niche long vacant in our lit
erature Our readers cannot do better
than to obtain copy and profit by its
contents.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20
UBlTC AIRY.

Fell asleep in Jesus. on the eth instant, Mrs.
JULIET ChCNN, aged Is years.
Oh! bow sad il h TO realize that she, whsse
happy smile and consoiing words often added
TO our pleasure, will rejoice with Us no more;
that those loving eyes, the reflex Of her cheer
fal heart are closed for q long, long sleep. She
Was truly the life Of the household, q fond and
devoted mother and . true and sincere friend,
with heart full of pity for the poor. Would
that could portray the many hne qualities of
the deceased, but my pen would fail 70 do her
Justice. She was bright star In the commu-
nifty in which she Tired and her virtues will live
long In the mrmory OF those ~ho knew her best.
Our hearts are filled with grief when We reflect
that she 10 gone from among Is, jet ne are con-
soIed 70 know that. alihoagh she 10 desd to this
life. she has oaly left world Of sorrow aad
gone with the Angels to Heaven. Deeply - we
sympsthise with her sorrow-stricken soa and
darling daughters We dare not presume 10 say
we feel Ike them, fur IL 10 those only who hare
exprfeaeed ths los of one % dear 20 realise the
bitterness of their grief.
DseaTy the house a,d ed The hours
Since our dear frierd has gone;
Ban = FAR brighter home ,han oass
In aParadise ID sow her own.
r. II. J. r.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

TIE AMERICAN FARxEa voa MAY II upon
our table, filled with its usual well assorted
complement Of ssasonable material for the plan
ter, farmer and gardener. Scarce . topic oil
country work bu, receives some notice, proper
tionate to i,s Importance. and the editors, with
the aid Of their numerous cor respondenis make
q number fully equal TO the average Of this
standard farm paper. The publishers, Samuel
Sands 4 Son, Baltimore. will send specimen
numbers free on application. Subscription.
postage paid. $40 . rear, or $i,l0 70 ciuba
of i've or more.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

- The great whisky ring has at last
come to grief, through the exertions of
Secretary Bristow. About thirty dis
tilleries in St. Leuis, Chicago and MIL
waukee have been seized for svading
the revenue laws relating to the man
ufaeture Of whisky. 1t il estimated
that the government has annually been
defrauded Of more than $1,000, 600 q
year. through the ineficiency Of the
Commissioner Of Internal Revenue and
the corruption Of his subcvainateA
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20
Agents wante to Sell
The Political. Personal, aud Property
Rights a \ Citizen,

0flAe Caiied Stafss-Ho~ TO exercise ssS 1eswso
preserve them. By Tlsophiias Persons, IL. ID.
Containing a commentary of the Federal and
State Constitutions, giving their history aud
origin, and n full explanation Of their princi.
pes purposes and provisions; the powers and
duties Of Public Officers, the rights of the peo-
pie, and the obligations incurred in every reaa-
ton Of life; also, parliamentary rules for delib-
eraiive bodies, and full directions and legal
forms for all business transactions, - making
Wills, Deeds, Mortgages. Leases, Notes Drafts,
Contracts, etc. A Law Library in . single vol :.
ume. II mecis the wants Of oil classes and sells
10 everybody.
JONES BROTHERS Co., PAils. Pc.
may 20, lS75-6ts
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20
BAUGH s. SONS
HIGH GRADE
Manure for Tobacco.

Moisture. (det. at 1000 @ 1850
Volatile Matter. So 3Sl.
Capable Of producing Ammosia, 6 367
Soluble Phosphoric Acid. s795
Precip'tsted Phosphoris Acid. ZOOS
Insoluaslc Phosphoric Acid. O.7l0
Total Dccompssed Bono Phos-
phatc. q So
Uudecomposcd Bone Phos-
phste, 1850
Potash (Sulphate $500
~ We invite the attention Of FARx-
Ess to the above Analysis. To the high
degree Of solubility. the unusual Per een-
sage Of Ammonia, aud the very lov qsan-
.i,y Of moisture expelled when subjected
70 artificial heat. Our Manure foe To-
sAcco and GEAIN il made from high grade
cheseicnis. aud il therefore uniform in
quality. Ii contains no refuse acid and
ss.hi ng that can prejudice the favor Of
the plant.
BAUGH L SONS,
SoLE MANUFACTURERS,
1OS South stseet, Baltimore.
For sale by
VIZ A LOKER, Leonardtorn, Nd.
JAS + ABELL, AbeUs Wkarf.
may 20, lss5-lms
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JANIS r " RALRY,
Register Wills for 81 Mary's county.

NOTICE.
In pursuance Of the above order, I hereby
give notice that have obtained from the Or
phans' Court OF ST. Mary's county, Nd,
letters testanentary on the personal estate Of
Jane Dyer, late Of said county, deceased.
All persons having claims against the said
deceased are hereby notified to exhibit the
same with the proper -ouchers attached
thereto, TO the subscriber, on or before the
18th day OF Nov. 1873, they will otherwise
by law be excluded from the benefits Of the
said estate. All persons indebted to tho
deceased are requested to make immediate
payment to the subscriber.
GILES DYER,
Executor.
NAV Ia lei5-RW.
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MARRIED..

On the 18th inst, by the Rev. Mr.. Tiprett,
OSCAR d. WHITE TO Miss NARY A. Gull
LISON.
On the nth inst, GEO. L. RUARK to Miss
HANNAH BkOOKRANK.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20
COM IRk17fOR NOTICE.
VIM } Nsrris,
next TREND OF
Abel b Norris,
W.
John A b SheruanH ne
q Others.

1nthe CRcnit Court for 50. Mary's eoun-
~, sitting as Court Of Equity
No. ss7 N Equity.
ORDERED, this iith day OF Mar,
" 1875, shat the Auditors Report. sled
IN this cause, be ratified and confirmed,
unless cause to the contrary be shown
on or before the lst Monday OF June,
1875; provided . copy OF this order be
published 10 the 81 Masy's Beacon, once .
week for ihree Successive weeks prior
70 the said LIST Monday Of June.
FRANK FORD,
... Cie.k.
True copy-TeA:
p J FRANK FORD,
Clerk.
may -, ls75-Sw.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

EXECUTORS NOTICE.
O,PAans' Court. Of 81 Ksry's Coxsfy, Ses-
May n. 1878.
nRDERED BY THE COURT. That Giles
~ =. Dyer. Executor Of JaIe C Dyer.
late Of 81 Mary's county, Maryland, de-
ceased, give the notice required by law to
the deceased's creditors TO exhibit their
claims, and that the same be published
oLce q week for six successive weeks IN the
st Mary's Beacon.
Teat.
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DIED.

IN the Factory district. on the 3rd instant,
wN. FENwICK, aged IS years.
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LIST day Of u
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an experience of twenty years, / never
knew but one Virginia vessel to be en-
gagged in the dredging business on this
side Of the Potomac.
Your correspondent tells You that
Baltimore and the Eastern Shore had
some forty members in the House of
Delegates and twelve or thirteen in the
Senate, therefore able to control both
bodies, &c. Mr.. Editor, was that any
reason why oar oysterman's candidate
from the Western Shore should have
sat mute with his finger in his mouth ?
What did he say? How did he vote ?
What objections TO the bill did he Of
fer? Why did he not emulate the mo-
be example of the Hon. B. g. Harris,
who stood alone in the United States
Congress and fought manfully amidst
ever storm Of war for justice? l fear
the gentleman liked to be found on the
strong side and it 10 certain that he was
found on the side that despoiled in the
last Legislature the longing interest of
st. Mary's. am not . politician, as
our would be Senator imagines. Inev-
er asked anything in the gift Of the peo-
pie of our county, but whenever / think
our citizens have been dealt by in an
unjust manner, I am willing to fight IN
their cause. III we do not desist cleo
ting people whose hearts and souls are
bound up IL the place of their birth, in
stead Of men to the manor born, what
win become Of Us /? In these DAYS Of
railroad and telegraphic communication
Il hardly requirss the witch of Endor
or wisard Of the first water" toinform
N what i going on in our Legislature.
In conclusion, since your correspon-
dent j. % well acquainted with bray
ing animals, I would advise him to re-
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1875-05-20

For sale hy
VIZ 4 LOKER, Leonardtorn, Nd.
JAS + ABELL, Ab.!Fs Wha.t.
may 20, lss5-ims
Wilmington daily commercial., 1875-02-20

Ben. Butler feels worn out He said recent
ty =" am 80 tired that hardly care to liull OH
my breeches in the morning and take them oil
at night. If that man Brown had come back at
me with any spirit should have tonight uim and
tried to kill him.
AT the farewell dinner given last saturday
in Boston to Gov. Clain, before his depar-
tnre for Europe, he is reported to have said that
lie hoped that when he again saw the loved
shores of Massachusetts and greeted familiar
faces, the traditional prosperity would be re-
stored, and Vice President Wilson would occupy
the Presidential chair, 4 host Of people cry
Amen to that.
Mr.. Titon tells us that il Mr. Beecler had
lone something Or other lie most assuredly
would have shot him i'll the street. The dominic
according to Theodore, did much worse than
HAT, however, and the young..man never thought
II shooting him.
Edward Spangler, one Of those convicted
Of tie conspiracy to assassnate President Lin
coin, died on Sunday evening, at the residence
Of Doctor Mudd, in Charles county Md Both
he and the Doctor were sent to tile Dry roltnea.
and we're pardoned by ANDY johnson.