The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-01-27
Variety.

Variety.
Itis better to be useful than rich
Il requires no particular skill to make q blun
DER.
No ChiuanAn has ever yet become s bOok
agent
Tine vin only hang up his scythe when be il
no mower.
The Beautiful Blue Danube" is muddy, yel
low frau5.
Pluck and patience ore strong firm in trans-
acting the daily business OF life.
II vou want to feel warm all through give some
poor family the means to keep warn.
Before taking liberties with 8 strange dog, OBJ
serve bis tail and wais for the wag or.
A little rid said Of Der ill-iempSred uncle, He
hasn't got single laugh in his face
Monkeys never groE older in expression. A
young monkey looks exactly like his grandpaPa
melted up and born over again.
A little boy heard his mother tell Of eighteen
head OF cattle being burned the other night
awore1f their tails burnt also p be inquired.
A father at Dubuque makes his children ad-
dress hin IS follows, for instance Most respec-
ied and reve-ed father. IN take another later"
A child. on being asked what she would do If
her mother should die, said i would die, too"
Being asked how she would die, replied Eat
ryssf 20 death. -75--s Ellle Express
There Is this difference in the biography Of
James Watt and the legend Of the pillar Of salt
One is the story Of Watts LIE and the other is
she story q Lots wife.
Mamua-aTheTe, there; and nov ITS time for
Harby 10 GO to bed. An The pretty little chickens
g % rooss before dark Herby-''oh, yes, bat
the old chickens 60 too"
What u0ald you be- dearest il should press
the stamp OF love upon those sealing wax lips p
az responded the iariy-like creature, should be
Stationary
What is a fort ?" asked teacher a place
to put uea in was the answer. What is &
fortress them The answer was prompt, a
place 70 put women
Tea1as--~Ffrst boy, what Is yoar nanefH First
boy--Juls SIR Teacher" You should say
J1ias NsHt boy. vhai Is your zane p Second
b1y-''B5lIus. sir.r
A man had better have 3 nillsso1e tied to his
neck and b cast into the sea then 10 promise to
1za-7y Texas giri and then refuse The whole
c5aut-y turus OFT to buut hin and he is generally
lef g gov NJ with tree-
A ns-chani il New York s1bscribss liberally
20 tbs honor Of the poet Bryant suppOsag that
be was Subscribing for the minstrel OF that name
CO 6B5inc his mistake be Si,bireS his sub
s1-iplon- Tbs-e Is no accounting for taste
Hels1 n Cook writes thai kisses or her brow
B-e the richest 6ia5eu thats woaa1s so1l Aspires
s5-- And ret felloE Who kisses yo1ng lady
or her b-oV Vhfle Der rosy lips are making no
siaaz Ike patent ol0shes-vringes is not the man
fas he posiao1.
Il isrt any Use for an oakland woman TO wear
q Ss1o diamond pi1. IS she Is sare 70 be asked if
she cos Il e. tbe dollA- sto7s.
a Eosss-r poe; Who had expressed wish 70 /
5is -azis he soIiiu5e Of he eternal mountain .
tops. ~aS killed by The eIalOsiOa Of pint Of
ehss7 ks-oseae-
A E.lls SRI reasing The History Of Eagiand"
III bs- uo.hsr. and eouing to the statement
thEf Henry I never laughed after the death Of
LIS su1. looked up and sad What did be DO when
b Was tickle5 =
Wbs1 yo1 ass postal oz-i ElEzys Eriie The
aia-ss< lie s-ss thing. Tons o. postal cards
uish51t arr address are destroyed in the Letter
0Ess. aecsuss people vrits her mesSge 6rst,
l1S thsc f1-cei 70 address The csri.
Tas-s are many fraiis which never tsra sweet
ur.7 he f1oss bss Air upon then. There are
-z-y nuts hat never fan from the boagbs Of the
forest t-sss tiu the frost has opened and riPe1ed
thsu. Ard tbs-e Grs many elements Of life that
as=e g-oE sweet s16 beautiful uail soroE
c11@
C1-palsut la5y-sI shoal5 Ike ticket for the
s-aia-- Bo0kiag Sls-k ubo thinks be vii make :
.oks) ks)--Y@ vi yoa 60 II tbs pssssagsf rzin
o. o1l-is t-li.s- LAsy-~ Wei If yoa are sPeci-
usr Of vhsi ! shzl experience II the Pssse1-
rs- tram give nea ticket for ths cattle train BY
81 ness
, Norik Adazs boz being away from home
rsssu-iT z1z Questioned upon his rstu-u Is 70
rbs-s he Ia spsuf TIE 6zE. He replied be had
bes1 70 itssuos-slor Nr--. and CARED chairs,
Sc tlz1 slsE les hin IN free,