, 1875-01-04
PERSONAL.

the other day. -.....-
Holland Eenls Herr Pestsl to Washington to
e1pound her claimH. |
Tho King Of the Belalans haa appropriated
f1,0o0 for literary college.
John Allen Gays he is 20 named because he can
get away with two Doml-Johns.
Disraei threatens to rotiro from politics. Sick
mon nro promo to make good resolves.
A Minnesota girl Ina caused her father to be
arrested and tlned $3.50 for spanAing har.
4 gan Francisco steamer threw $4,000 boxoa
Of matches overheard to lighter up little.
Tho Marquis OF Butte is reading tho Old Testa-
tueut In Hebrew. That ia only = jen d esprit on
ILLS part.
Tho question In AIiasisappi, not in arith-
me!ic, is, how many Furlongs make White
Longue7
Newport, R. T., is a terribly bad psacs. It is
constantly ondoavoring to thwast the designs OF
Providence.
Ben Butler dincd eighty friends at Young'a
Hotel the other Day. The viands were funeral
baked rneata.
Tho paragraphiat Of tho Cleveland Leader is
J, Bono That Ia Why Lis column couts'na 80
much dry wit
viupio Roam Ia going to carvc Farragut. Tho
ejorioue veteran would faol terribly cut up about
it were he living.
b1ss Thackcraya now book is called Miss
Angel" There ID one man who thinka 1t is an
autobiography.
Gen. McClead, Of Cleveland, was 95 years old
on New-Year's Day, and he won't round calling
with tho other boys
colorod clergyman, tho Rev. E. ". Williams
OF Boston, wants to DO Chaplain OF tho Massa-
! chusetts Legislature.
Nobody expected to work on -Yeat'a Day,
but thousands followed their calling, according
to the st, Louis Globe.
Tho Now York lfaii saws "the less fuss Mr.
Meyer Stern mikes the botter 1t will DO for Ain."
Now. its Meyer's turn.
Tom Paine sleeps in dull. cold marble, hIa ap-
pcarauce, not Lis philosophy, having boen busted
| by o'Connor, Of Boston.
judge II. r. Hardin, late Ohief~Just!co Of the
kentucky Court Of Appeals, diod yesterday aftor-
| noon after briaf Illness.
| It is now universally beloved that the applo
which Eve plucked In the Garden Of Eden was a
fall plppin.- Argns.
The Ticnbotne claimants wife refuses to pay
taxes assessed against Airs. Orion, but willingly
pays any amount as Lady Tichborne.
| Tho BrooAlyn Argus says Horny Watterson has
"lucid intervals" which probably means that
the Courier Journal ID occasionally road,
| A Norlstown (N. ~ lady is looking for an
almanac which will predict somo transits Of
| Venus for hor town Al we'll as tho Csunibal
| Islands.
Tho Watc1man and reflector declares thae
bIr. Deecher ia too impulsive, too sentimental,
too loose" This il unoharitable, II 1t 10 meant
| for entire.
1
It is hinted that, by giving the Farragut statue
to Viuule Ream, the Government will be chiaofed
more than the Veteran, whatever her Reamunor-
ation may be.
George Htgginbotha1n, Auditor Of Accounts Of
tho Grand Trunk Railway, arrived In this city
yesterday from Montreal, and rs stopping Ut the
fremont House.
'Desroit wants the noxt regatta Of the National
amateur Rowing Association. III tho name Of
charity, let st. Louis have it to fiji It's apology
for IN hotel for onco.
Clara Hall, tho Harrisburg huntress, IN death
on muhlrats ut 40 pacea. She combines tho
buste with the pantaloon In d manner both In
genioua and picturesque.
A nice 1ittlo girl Of New Caat1e, Pa, prevented
her mothers drowning tho baby. a. the present
rato OF homiedea In that State II will not do to
weed ont tho rising generation.
Negroes aud whttoa had = fight at Veraailes,
Ky., In which two Of each side woro killed. Only
the negroes wero arrested, 1t beng impossible in
that State to murdar colored man.
Tie truo secret Of Summers succeas actually
lay in tho fact TINT Daniel Wsbstor owed him
$1,000. Ambitious genius awaiting development
by this means can apply at this office.
Tho Cincinnati Gase.te saya that Col Fornsy
and Lucy Hooper are both trying to enllven this
philadelphia Press, and that Lucy aeema to
Hooper up nvelier than the proprietor.
Boas Tweed ia to hayo "peppor-and-salt !"
suit. Tho RpplicAsion OF thase condiments IL
spilled to other than penitentiary- birds before
catching them, OF the n,araery-legend Ia = cruel
deception.
The Hon. Thomas G. Turner, Prebidens Of The
Equitable Insurance Company Of Provdouce, II.
l., died yesterday at his rcaidoncs ln Warren, 4.
l., agea o.. Mr. Turner was Governor Of tho
State In 1859-'e0.
While Prof. Peck, Of Columbia College, Va.
At church, his son Henry, with two professlonAls,
got away with e4o, 900 worth Of slvernsrc, mort
cages, stock-oertiacates, etc. This might b.
called Juvenile Peok-ulatiou,.
!, A. current paragraph says that Whenever tho
nay. Mr. Jolly OF baltimore, breaches, there La .
Jam In the church, The laltes who admire bis
swootnaaa have husbands, who hopa he will not
come poaching on their preserves.
Tho body Of the late Walter F, Stone, ex-Jus.
tico Of the Ohio Supreme Court, arrived IN San
dusky, O.. yesterday morning from San Fran
cisco. The funeral will take place On Tuesday
aftenoon at O'Clock. 4 general attendanas
; from other portions OF tue State ia expected.
Prinoo George Of rrussls is going to drama
tia whnt remAins Of tho Old Testament after do
ducting 'The Dcuee," played at Ntblo; "8am.
son" played BY salvni; and the Book Of Job,
upon which Doueioault casts an envious eye.
Now that KalakauA is fading from the newR-
papers. ho" foudly we cherish tho interesting
| announcements that he would not go up In =
balloon for foar OF inyalltatng bis lito-insusauce
uonx. Hn thfnka tln n1antIDtn allf1nlnnilu b