Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-02-12
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.


RErrcENcE may not be considered
sound sense but it is good sense.
WHAT was never seen the impress
sion of kiss made by typo on his girls
lips.
A aAUDY Chicago Justice Of the Peace
Is described as "a red, round lump OF
flesh, with two cracks for eyes"
IT is said that an American leads one
of the bands of brigands near Rome.
What American is missing now9
THE Maine Legislature, in accordance
with It's annual custom, Is considering q
bill abolishing the death penalty.
CINCINNATI is going to have another
suspension bridge across the Ohio River,
and has advertised for proposals.
A KENTUcKV goose has yielded feath-
ers enough for seven large pillows since
last spring She deserves the chrome.
ENGLAND has only one divorce TO
Americas ten. Over there they are
willing to put up with fat-irons AMI
such.
A Troy IN. " firm was recently
forced to suspend through the dishon.
esty of travelling agent who embezzled
$1,000.
AN unknown disease is destroying the
cattle IN Missouri. 1t is supposed to be
caused by undigested chinch bugs eaten
last summer.
THIS iute the ladies patch their back
hair with never looksmore like real hair
than when it appears in the butter
Berkshire Courier.
OnDoM is now o melancholy picture.
"Oils we'll" is not the watchword any
more. All Ttusville is under the ham,
mer-from q superabundance of oil.
A NEVADA man who had seven homely
daughters got paper to hint that he
had seven kegs filled with gold in his
cellar and every girl was married in five
months.
COMMON sense is an element in which
many persons are sadly wanting. Com
mon sense implies sound perception,
correct reason, mental capacity and good
understanding.
A Utica editor, whose ear is shedding
its skin, explains that he has not been
anywhere to freeze it, but he has been
exposed to a good deal of domestic dis
ciplinc. .-R0me Sentinel.
THERE is something grand and terrible
in the look OF a mother as she hauls the
potato basket out of the pantry, makes a
hurried inspection, and calls out: "Ce-
lestia Jane every tater in this basket
has been frizr-DetrOtt Free Press.
A YOUNG lady of Michigan avenue dis
missed her lover because he kept her so
long on the steps TO say goOd-by one
night that she took cold. Love that
might outlive fever will often succumb
to cold in the head.-Chicdgo Inter
Ocean.
THE Toronto Mail talks editorially
about 1874" through thirteen mortal col
umns without stopping to take breath.
The mind recoils before the thought of
what would happen if the Toronto Fe-
male were to once get fairly warmed up
on such theme.
ITwas in Galesville The little fellow
had heard of Charlie Ross, and didn't
mean TO have any such fuss in his case.
When a suspicious looking man asked
him to ride he accepted, but when he
had gone, as he thought, far enough, he
managed to drop his hat. Not wishing
to leave so marked an object to aid pos
sible pursuers, the man alighted to pick
it up, and then the little tive-year-old
strategist grasped the reins and took
bee-line for home, where the horse and
buggy still remain waiting, as are also a
couple of policemen, for the owner to
call.-Bost0n Transcript.