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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-06-30

INFORMANT .-Indor,ed by the Medical prob
~fes,iop. DR.. VIM. Halle Bsiram for the Lung,
eares Coughs, Colds and Consumption, and al
diseases OF the Throat and ebert. Dr.. Towns'
ley's Toothaehs Anodyne cures In one min
If. o
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MmERs. misunderstanding new. The
New York Life Insurance Company nov In
surs MINER. Apply II General Agency once,
Rooms I and ., Marys's Building. Virginia,
New. u
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II ANIAbtiCs.-
going TO have o good timo celebrating
no,t Monday. or anything. oh, no! and
some Of the additional costumes brought
to Gold Hill by Mrs. Pauline. who ar
rived this morning. and Ii now stopping
ut the Maynard House, Amt "nobby,'
guess not! why. all the other two-pcnny
affairs in. well. We amt going TO say
exactly where, but at least morn preten.
tious places than Gold Hill, won't DO
anywhere compared to tho magnificent
display that this celebrated company
will make next Monday. Mrs. Pauline
brought iiyo or sir large Saratogas along
with her to Gold Hill this morning, aud
will be prepared to fill all orders between
now and Monday. All who want to eel.
citrate in style will DO in Gold Hill ON
the 9th.
STRICT REGULATIONS. The grand car
nival masquerade ball Of the Gold Hill
Fantasies ne,t Monday. will DO under
tho stric.est regulations and most judi
cious management. Il will be OF the
most respectable, well conducted char
actcrs possible. A committee Of rccsp-
ton will receive all tho guests in tho
antsroom. and all will be required to
| raise their masks on entering. in order
that no improper or Objectionable per-
SOM may 10 admitted.
--LATEST SIrLr.-The billiard.ball hair
cut. which was all the rage a few months
ago. has been displaced by the ''orange
peel" No one. who now aspires to the
honor Of being classed among the
:. boeys," can neglect this essential.
After going through the hands Of q good
artist the head Of the fashionable young
man bears q very striking family rosem-
blance to q peeled onion.
COMPLIMENTARY. We are much
pleased To acknowledge the receipt Of
complimentary tickets to the concert to
be given by Mrs. Pearlman at National
Guard Hall. Virginia. ON the evening Of
July 9Th.
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which We nh'o no' ye' 'eain'u'
RAcEs.-The following, says the Car
| son Tribune. 4, the programme OF races
% H. ,,r ov., a.. ,,,.S q, the Nevada
state Agricultural mining anu aleenah'
der the direction Of the Trustees Of said
Society. The purses aggregate $3.50.
On Friday ,he "a; mere ~,n 20 run,
n n ~" n A.. Ths srst horss
gets $50 ; second horse. $50. On Sat
urday, the 3d. there will DO a $500 trot-
ting race. free Tor all, mile heats, three
in hve, in harness. First horse. $50 ;
second horse. $50. There will also be q
running race Of q single dash OF half q
mile. free forall. for $50. July 9th, there
will DO q trot for 500, free Tor all In
harness. that have never beaten three
minutes; three In dve. There will also
DO a running race for $500. free for all;
bali mile heats, three In i've. First
horse. $50; second horse. $50. In all
the above races three or moro to enter;
two or nor to start. The trothps
races will be governed by The rules OF
the National Trotting Association, anu
the running races by the rules OF the
California state Agricultural society;
Ten per cent. entmnee will be charged
in all tho above races.
r
n rLkAsiSo ISfkhrAiSAhSr ih'
dramatic, musical and terpsiehorcan en-
tsrtainment given last evening ut Miners
r,.;.. Mn c,i, MN n, Aha Ncc;,Isv
a..
troupe ai'housh iaoo''hs "n''f "e
disadvantage OF n very limited amount OF
previous advertising. was oy an
a?Prsslui'' %n. A.. VIZ, :. anJ
the :. Pleasant Nsiphbors." two very
pleasing and popular c,msdiettas, were
yell gwen, and the songs AND dances OF
the interiude were received win muen
applause. Inc thiee Meuiniey ois.ers
display tneii versauhty IN 'ns'r P'o,
non' u inc anu uAne,ns VI
Miss same e,ci'eu niaiAso law. aau ny,
piause rom q anuience. nsr s,s :,
OF Silver Threads Among the uo'a,
was Sory swee,y rehae,su, anu ao
violin 500 ana lance Q, ..aS'v Tt n sOm'
pany is to play at Dayton tonight.
SAVINGS B.Sx.-Thi. bank. which has
only bceu established in yirrinia CITY
A.. 49,, u,o.,,. ,,s .,,.,av
'o' so '"
proved a iriend To many a man VINO was
sadly in need Of somo ono to save his
hard-earned wages. The many tempta-
tons for the laboring man. or clerk, on
a light salary, to spend his money az
fast as earned. arc too strong for the
average Comstocksr to resist. and the
.,v,py. hank NJ No AZ kouth T. street.
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CHICAGO, June 30.--A 81. Paul spoo-
ial says the first division Of tho 81. Paul
and Pacific road has just paid $4,000
judgments and costs In . suit brought
by Geo. d. Warren. for property taken
by the road for It's uoe. The suit has
been in contest several years, and the
result is looked upon as important as a
test.
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EASTERN Dispatches
DoMEsTIo MEWs.

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w"Got the 'phoby, have we? Can't
swallow any liquid, eh?" observed Mrs.
Siiiiiss to her husband, who had re-
fused water for two days. '.Well, we'n
sees; and the good woman drew the
cork from the whiskey bottle and placed
the nozzle TO her lieee's mouth. NIilliss'
face emerged from it's gloom like full
moon from behind a cloud, and clancing
at his wife with a quizzical expression,
he said; "Come to think Of it, Jane.
don't believe that dog had any teeth
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j.. Blakemore, and George w. Dob.
bin, and j. II. Latrobe. trustees. and
Thomas n. Ashby, Defendants,
L. CHANCERY.
The object Of this suit is to attach and
subject to sale the interest undivided Tor
otherwise,) of the defendants John n
Buck. William NJ Buck. Marcus Il. Buck
and James X. Richards, or either or any
of them in lots Nos. 20, u, %, %. ~.
~, 80, 81, 80 SO, 81 80. i'm the town
OF Watsontown, in said county. contain.
ing IN all, II acres, more or less, with
all the improvements thereon. and to
subject the same TO the payment of the
debts Of the said PLAINTIFF in his bill set
/ forth, viz: one for $4,000 90. with i'm.
tercst at the rate Of ten per cent. per
annum from "0th June. 1871, evidenced
10y the obligation Of said John
y. Buck. VI. g. Buck. VIM. NJ. Buck and
j. Il. Richards, dated 9Oth June. 1871.
and payable at one year after date TO
the order of Holmes Conrad. Trustee
/ for Three Thousand Dollars. with inter.
/ est ut ten per cent from the date there.
| Of and also TO attach the interest Of VI.
| i. Buck. WIN. VI. Buck and J. r. Rick.
\ ards, in said real estate. anil subject the
the same to the payment Of the other
\ dcbt IN the bill named for 1888 50. with
interest from ith June, 1878. till paid.
and 50 p charges Of protest evidenced
/ by q negotiable note drawn by NJ Il.
| Buck on 22nd May, 1875. payable to said
| Thomas y. Ashby at ten days at the
Shenandoah Valley National Bank OF
Winchester, for the sum Of $3.50 80. en-.
dorscd by Thomas ~ Ashby. VIM. NJ
Buck. and j Il. Richards. and duly pro.
tested 4th June. 1875. Of which said en-
dOrsers had notice. and Of which note
said Plaintiff is the legal and bona iidC
holder, and also 90 subject the same q
the payment Of the costs Of this suit
and for other general and special relief
&C. And it appearing by affidavit thai
the defendants do not reside in thi,
State--the said nonresident defendant,
are required TO appear on the next rul,
day Of said Court being the first Mon
day in August next, at the Clerks O. G,
of said Court and 10 what is necessary
to protect their interests in this suit
Teste,
c. S. WHITE, c. {. enc.
July 9, I575.-4w
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NORTH RIVER
WOOlen Factory.

TINE undersigned, having purchased the Fac.
Il tory Property formerly owned by william
iiammack, are now fully prepared To manufnc.
turc all grades OF WOOL into GOODS, viz.
Cassimers, Iteees's, !S"tiinefs, Fnitcd Lin
scys' Bdnhefs, Ftnnacls, Liascy for
Dresses, Stockiny- Yarns, DC,
and have always on hand such above named
goods to exchange for Wool, and TO sell for The
cash on reasonable terms
We viii manufacture Wool on the halves. into
such goods as desired. Also,
CardinS. Pulling and Dyeing
zone with neniness and despatch. AS we have
oeeh engaged in this business for n number OF
years we are confident OF giving general salts.
inet,on; We confidently appeal TO a generous
pubic for liberal share OF patronage.
&A-WOOL received in exchange for COODs
desired.
CIlAS. W. BOWMAN,
i. A. BOWMAN.
UamD. Feb IN 1877
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Notice.

HAVING determined 10 remove from This
i L State, hereby authorize HENRY q. Gill
khSON to act Tor me in tie settlement Of tbe
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Pattie Puph, and most respec fully reoussf ali
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CONS UMPT1oN CURED.

ohe Editor Of hs South Broneh Ints1igrEcer.
ESTEEMED FmvsD:
Will you please inform your readers that I
have positive
CCRE ron CONSUMPTION
and eli disorders Of the Throat an1 lungs, and
That, BY rs use in my practice, have cured hun
drcds Of cases, and Will give
81 900 90
Tor case i' will not benefit. Indeed, so strong
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sufferer addressing me.
Please show this letter 10 any one you may
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90 William 81, NeW York.
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A SUPPLY Of Paris Green, for the desiruc-
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up so much. I'VE are seeking said
the surgeon, ''for the ball" why didn't
you mention that before? / have the
ball in my pocket
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VIM. n. Buck, John y. Buck, Marcus
Is. Buck, James Il. Richards, Thomas
j.. Blakemore, and George w. Dob.
bin, and j. II. Latrobe. trustees. and
Thomas n. Ashby, Defendants,
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Wwe have heard OF asking for bread
and receiving stone, but gentleman
may be considered rs still worse treated
when he asks for a lady's hand and re-
ceives her fathers foot.
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IVA Terrc IIaptc girl thinks it a.
bout time some young fellow proposed, as
she has been bridesmaid eight times.
and has been tantalized enough.
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Sidney Smith said the memory OF
certain kiss followed him for forty
years. How would Plymouth Church
classify such kiss as thatY
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t=VA shopkeeper purchased of an IT.
ishwoman quantity of butter. the Jumps
of which, intended for pounds, he weigh.
ed in the balance and found wanting.
''Shure it's your own fault if they are
light" said Biddy, in reply to tue COM
plants of the buyer, Its your own fault,
sir, for wasn't it with pound of your
own soap 1 bought here myself that
weighed them WITH" The shopkeeper
had nothing more to say on that subject.
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Sir" said an old judge to ayoung
lawyer. '.you would do well pluck some
or the feathers from the wings OF your
imagination and stick them in the tail
OF your Judgment"
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TO the MUSICAL.

June Is. 1915.
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VA young man in California began
to read paragraph about mine TO his
sweetheart, commencing, .Yuba mine
- when she interrupted him with
81 don't care if do, john
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

tV' Concerning "hollerinc" In meeting.
Aunt judy, an old colorcd VIC nan. said
90 one Of her sisters: "'Tant de true
grace, honey 'Tant de sure glory. You
hollers too loud When You gifts de love
IN your heart and de lamb in your bos-
on you'll feel rs ef You was in that sta
bic IN Bethlem, and de blessed Virgin
had lent you dc sleepin baby to hold"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

Truth AND FALsEIIocD.-I once ask
ed a deaf and dumb boy, What is
truth?" lie replied by thrusting his fin
ger forward in straight line. then
asked him, What is falsehood?" when
he made zigzag with his finger Try
To remember this; let whoever will take
zigzag path, go you on in your course
as straight rs an arrow to its mark
shrink back from falsehood as you would
from a venomous viper.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

EV Rufus Choate being ill, and about
TO sail for Europe in search Of health.
was escorted to the steamer by friends.
one of whom trying to cheer the sick
man, said: "Why, Mr.. Choate, you'll be
in Boston year hence. My friend
replied Mr.. Choate, Il shall be here a
thousand years hence
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

tV a wao. scein4 door nearly oTits
hinges, in which condition 10 had been
some time. observed. that when il had
fallen aud killed some one il would pro.
baby DC hung.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

VAt campmeeting last summer
venerable sister began the hymn
'My soul be on thy guard:
Ten thousand foes arise"
She began in shrill quavers. but IL was
pitched too high. "Ten thousand-ten
thousand" she screeched. and stopped
start her ut 5,000' cried converted
stock broker present.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

His assortment will compete with any goods 10
this market, aud all he asks is for those who de-
sire good and substantial Goods, is call and ex-
anime his stock. His
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-23

Hamp. CO.. Feb. 10, 1871.