The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-29


new ORLEANS, APRIL 20. 1875.
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A tel-set-The Chinese.
A strong man-A shop-lifter.
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What's in a name? 2 -Four letters.
When il music like oysters? When there
is quart eat.
"Spellozootic is the newest name for the
spelling maaia.
Quite Likely. Somebody says that birch
rods make the best baby jumpers.
March may have gone out like lamb, but
April holds on like whole menayerie. -BOs-
ton Globe
It il said that Professor Tyndal has had
ocular demonstration Of sound. lie has seen
his bed tick.
Why doesn't U go to dinner with the rest
of the alphabet? Because it always comes
after r.
WoRDs THAT EuRN-Wri.ing poetry for
waste paper basket is putting ones soul into
words that bDrn.
Why is Neptune like the man who searched
. sea-kiny that nsver existed.
UNSTEADY. moon appears to be the
most unsteady Of all celestial luminaries. She
10 continually shifting her quarters.
It is not doing just the fair thing toward a
lovely woman, to ask why Miss Emily Soldene
is like the Amazon river. you know.
Ben Batter failed to appear at Lexington en-
Monday. He was always little late in reach
ing the battle field Utica Observer.
The chief objection Gen. Spinner's sue
ceesor had to accepting was he New people
would make so many jokes on his name.
II say, Pat, what are you mountaineering
out tho ROOM" "No," answers Pat, II am
sweeping out the dirt and leaving the ROOM"
BY AN OLD FoaY-The merriest place in
the universe is just beyond the earth's atmos-
phere, for there Ill bodies lose their gravity.
Mr.. Maybe of Toronto was knocked down
by mistake for another man recently. He
hopes they'll hit the right Maybe on the head
next time.
The latest Eastern slang with which to como
down on long-tongued bore is: Write the
rest down on . piece Of paper. and we'll read
Il Sunday"
'Wby did you name your dog Back p
'.From necessity. He is always running away
from home. and how could We help calling /
him Back 2"
Old gent-"What do you wear specs for,
boy 2" B)otblack- puts such shiny
shine ON gentlemen's boots it hurts my eyes.
-Harper's Bazaar.
The latest specimen of word making is
Observation-Disclosures" Why cant We have
} monthly dictionary magazine, in order to
Keep up with the times?
ErAUB il not lost, IS was reported, but can
be found at Goldthwaite's, No. 50 Canal street,
,atering TO the wants Of an appreciative public
n the way Of all the latest papers of the day.
Church doors. in New York. are hereafter
o be made to open outwsrdly. Heretofore
hey appear to have been afflicted with too
much true inwardness in their manner Of
opening.
The Orleans Benevolent Association will
i've q May Festival and Social Reunion at its
'all, on D,uphine street. between Elmire and
Desire streets, on Saturday, May LIST, 1875. at
clock p. NJ.
The Crescent City Rowing Club propose
celebrating the advent Of glorious May BY a
grand fancy dress and masked bail. at Stone
vail jackson Hall. The list of managers in