, 1875-11-28


sympathetic nature, WAS 30 deeply affected as tt
| attract the attention of those present. Tht
| wife Of the deceased. \ tall, rAW-boned woman,
| noticing the attention paid to the naighbor
| kindly approached her, and, in hoarse whisper
Indicative OF the most 'utense disgust, demanded
! VINO is running this funeral ? You or me ?"
! The sympathetic neighbor dried her tears.
| MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
| Probably one Of the most trsing times in 1
mans life is when he introduces his second wife,
! II years old, to his daughter who is past 20.
Ih There vas young iady ot ntesstez;
She seemed 4uite perple1ed,
And, to show ahe was ve1ed,
8hs gave such slap to her Qstet.
4 wife will hardly ever notice whether her
husband has had his hair cut not, but let him
| go home With strange hair pin sticking in his
overcoat, and she'll 500 it before he reaches the
gate.
Mamie" said mother to little 6-1ear old,
''if was little girl like you l would pick up
all those chips" "Weil, MAMMA" said the
Iittls oua, "ain't you glad you are not = little
girl7"
4 stranger kissed La Crosse girl by mistake
and WAS then licked by her tmo b1othors for be-
ing mistaken. He then deliberately kissed her
for being who abe Has, snd was licked for being
inpudsnt
Alirel7 girl had hateful lover, whose mama
VA. Lccke. She got out Of patience With him
at last, and in her anger declared that Shak-
spsare hxd not said half as many Thugs as ne
ought to about Shy Lock.
Amaddened father ia rushing from the room
wild for revenge. he cries MY daughter, I
20 to avenga thee!" Shs clncs to his knees
and cries "AhI do not kill them all Leave
ue-leaye me ona !"-Parts paper.
II. Lastnai Corean's discovery OF inhabitants
in the moon has led to closer investigations, re-
sul.ipg in the disclosure Of tbs fact thas the
women sit around playing On harps, wh.le the
men do all the washing, iEooing, and cooking.
"We1l. well, it the time has come when the
fast males must have tram Of cars to them
selves, am glad am 40 old woman and haven't
long to stay in this sinful world" And Aunt
Betsy wiped the end Of nar noss with her best
handkerchief.
Berthe (uho has difference with his sister
about story: "You are wrong, Katie but
Won't argue with you. because papa says it's
wrong to argue with woman and can t call
nifty Of gentleman"
It doesn't do for fastidious man to marry
one Of those too gushing creatures who are ut
terIy untainted by the conventonalitlea Of 80
ciety. 4 Cleveland mnn recently consulted .
divorce. LAWYER because his wlfe rao into room
full Of company with turkey-bone III her
mouth.
ay 49, ~ ,tsrta1,r, 1n1t .,xesttesrt n the
I;,cian Me-~. .:Wa,t man ;t,s varv kind
=, ~ =, ant; - ,,,t 10 ~ =; fo,, rba conntrv
~, ~ ~ w. .es,a.' 49, ~. atraa ha's 10 shv and
orkard in his manners, ma'am, for you to like
hln TO con' up-s1aua
Our Dan remarked to his wife, last evening,
- ~ ne le,s nps ,t a9t .s 1 h n1 a.p;ous nnj.
~ oo'A =. :. wv wv 1e s"au "@ fo- naeet with
osck ~oT n;a Ge W.. ar;aa iu1 fo~ ~ S,n'no +
ng tny ~ a.;d ~. h.tter hst in tnnas which
Kno" ol u. sAu nls oettet n1t, n,a ~ nIoha
indicated that sne meaot 11.-0osso" e1'ooe
A Saginaw lady sang oat to her husband, as be.
made his exit through the doorway $50 to
Bari's and get some No. 50 black thread, three
cord" Il aK-ris-to-far K-lum~ ~bo,n n muttered the
head Of the family. "a be started eftor the wood
;nsnactor 70 oord Il M. "vhy didn't she order .
car-ioad tot aud be- done With him : Must be shs
is gong to have the serving society this week"
v..o~a,r u,r,;nr ef+a- IN o1d 1adv had taken