, 1875-05-16

and there are bets OF 100 to thero'n be n
mush!rg and beecherizing ,done In that cou
nunity OF practical Ch;is.ana. ~ ~''' '>'
ErHAx ALLEN eaid to tho: commander Q
I1conderoga, g Get up, You uhite.hvercd scour
dfel!" but the historian has thought proper t
mako him remark, ''Ar;ss, my respected trieni
and surrender this estnbIsh1ae:3t as soon Is 70
conveniently can-"-Rochester Denaoc',1ti> IT,
1{r. RoaEnr D1cxEz. OF this city, hsd the. dir
tinguished honor Of winning the third prizo Q
the Columbia College Law School for the essa:
aud general examination ucon legal topics. M1
D1cEEr is q graduate Of Har7ard, and Was thit'
In graduating class Of 210 u.elhers> ..:
Mr. BERon nnd Lis Society arc frightful1.
bothered With this problem: Il man rescues
| fly, does be invade tho rights Of the spider
BENCH conscientously respects tho rights OF tbl
spiders, but he intends to rescue the flies, ant
| this troublesome dilemma i,a, ruined his peace
The Baroness Of GorItz md q silesian Count
css engaged in street-dght the other, day, snt
were arrested. They were sistars-in-law, art
| the latter omitted to erect monument over hel
deceased husbands grave. They were t4isa fo1
diHordorly conduct. and, being noble, wore dis
charged. ''''-. t~>
| ''That ar patch OF ground g mem 'rihlo," sait
| an 0naha man, pointing to grave all BY itsol1
t outside tho town. II rockn you'll knoW that,
| stranger, wi1on you SEQ it as'in. Tls ockypsn'
| OF TINT was the furst man HohRus GnEEtEx eva,
! told to yit West-Gkewiss he WAS hung for steal,
| in 1newl" - 49,
II CHARLES FR1aro ADAMS should be elected
President Of the United States, 1t is calculated
that his presence would reduce the average tom;
parature Of tho White-E ouse At least so per
cent It is tradition in Massachusetts that the
ADAMS family never paid penny tor ioe.-
Brooklyn Argus. .
Tho scenic artist of Boorn's Theatre copied
the new Tribune Building into q atreetxscene in
@ Evadne.", JAY GOULD happened to occupy .
prosceniua tox ut the time. Inataus}y observ-
ing the omission OF tho Lsger-Beer " sign from
the psintin8, he s1rodo haughtily from the box
and has not patrorized the ho'1sa aince.
When Halifax- England, bridegroom came
to tho house to le.d hls orideeact to tho church,
he found that she Ind e1oped NTH her sister:s
betrothed and his 9 bost nau." But be came to
be married, ono way Of the other, and az tho
sister then and there diamissed her old sweet
heart they concluded to make match Of it:
Since STEPHEN PEARL ANDREWS descended
from that fatal chair, the Post-Oiioe Depart
meot has bsgun to doubt tho wisdom OF nbolish-
ing the Brooklyn office. Tho letters are all i'd
dressed to tbs witness, aad contain the request
that he will not mention tho vriser's na,no With
those OF Gra- STANTON, WHrE1kw RKD, and
others. .
The New Fork Witness, religious daily,
charges tho Rev. T. K. BEEcHrn, Of Elnira,
with defending the liquor eellers of his town,
saying, II defend you your trade Is lAwful
no one can accuae you OF misdeeds-" It like
wise hints that * he Ia as erratic on tho temper
ance issue sa his mora famous brother hsa been
in theology"
MARX TwA1s's detractora ara pursuing him
With 3 relentless hate which should be wara-
ing to all men who think themselves funny.
A Mississippi River man has now dlgnlgsd tho
distressing feet TINT MA1x TwAry was poor
pilot, but hs only failed to clear the river OF
snaga because no hadn't boats enough Hs wss
never known to 60 By one.
He wns \ rich American in, Paris who discov-
cred that IN unp!easant-1ooking fellow followed
him eyery day from morning till night. Ee bo-
Gang uneasy, and diplomatic inquiry wna made
whether the man who watched was connected
With the police. As re5uls Of much .nasotia-
tion tho unpleasant person was arrested, ind
proved 70 be gatherer Of butts OF cigars. The
rich Anencan only smoked famous brands, and
only amoksd them halt up. and it paid to follow
him. 80
Warsaw (Ky.) girls offer themselves to tbs
bachelor jus: as they are with 25-cent clothes on
them. There a1o but thirty-one of tleee pho
nouonei bpeds, and their oath binds them TO
nbat2in from more expensive dress 600 Il for
one year. Prompt and decisive action ia neces-
sary. We do not admire thesa ladies', nor do we
them. for they are ali NECESSARILY
honelv, 11nE-boned, Or spawned, or they'd never
do it. 1ts not in the sex, mind you.
The press agents who ere constantly announc-
ing tho accession Of hundreds Of man bcrs by
Plymouth congregation since the hiai began
overlook the still interesting taos that the
Pilgrim Church. Brooklyn, OF which DR.. STonEs
10 pastor, has gained still more members Of late,
This trial Is not saoh \ blow at religion rs the
faithful feared it would be. Iudood. many peo-
Pile Of Judgment discover that they can non A. |
ford to believe somo Of tho statements mada by !
The defendant to be Ettle obscure- So. !
L young man With speculation IN his aye called |
It IN inEurance ofco in indianapolis, tho other |
lay, and asked what policy on his mothers lite !
Ior $4,000 would coat. He explained that he !
,ad bought somo real ostate, aud that us future |
payments would crowd him some, be thought to |
;eAlizo enough ON the old lsdy's death, IL ahe !
,ou1d not live long, to help hun out The insur-
nee maa advised him not to stop at any half |
measures. hut secure tho old 1ady's skeleton ~
scn and dispose OF it to ons Of toe medical |
colleges. -'.. t.-.a n
The Boston Transcript has been seized With |
PREVALENT ssepticism &c far Is to ask The follow
ng easy connndrum: "lf the baliooast canuot |
each 40 altitude beyond 1000 metres and GUS
ain life, the question 'ssises. What became OF
SL11AH7" 4 tho writer asks this in q reyer-
ntial spirit .as one seeking information, and
lot rs endeavoring to throw discre6it upon an
phenomenon, be will learn that
he last heard OF that venerable sefonaut wes
fhen ha threw down his oyercoat to ELISHA, for
hs double purpoeo Of tightening the eas md
tho heat OF the chariot, OF fire.
HOTEL ARRIVALS. t
Sherman Hc4t&<-J. NJ. Dznfo.th, Drtnqus: s,
'arxer, Jr., Boston O. F. Smith, Toledo ", II, |
brooks, Topeka +. G. Noonsn, Kansas; J. Il. Dono-
H. U. s. H.; E. Rennett, Buffalo John o. Tracy. |
terung; ". Il. .olark, Watcstown: George |