Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-12
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-.i W, BID'i lii -fN'> s'itJ piii .yiHfpt
|! is the high price Of slate pencils
tl'at Is driving the saloon keepers to
the poor house.
Mrs. Gbbbins says her husband is
like tallow candle he always Viii
smoke when no goes out.
Prof of Rhetoric; what inr,nr-
tant change came over Burns in the
latter part Of Ills life? Senior. .Ie
died
re provoked me into loving him.
was Rochester girls excuse for en-
gaging herself to man whom she Ind
always proicsscd To hate,
A certain Western editor, who Wa;
presented with u box Of collars MS. DIV
Tor an advertisement. is waiting in
daily expectation that some one will
prescnthim with shirt.
a Brown County editor bought Ills
ink by the jugfull, bccadsc he could
get it cheaper, hut his wife went to
It'll the inkstand one morning and
found it wasn't ink b. a jugfull.
The Martin boys Of Iowa loved
their father, and when he died Two Of
the five were Killed in the struggle to;
ee which should have his Old watch
and chain to remember him b..
So YOU take lessons in drawing
Sallie!' 'Yes; and the teachler SAYS
I'm an apt pupil, as I draw more in
fercnces, insinuations, admirers and
allowances than any girl in the acadc-
N.Y. 4 !
Y. The average Gorilla Of Central Af.
rlca now points to Stanley and his
band of explorers. and pathetically
reminds his grand children that that
is what they maysone day expect to
como to- at f5tff t'i'
t'''A'mail awokc his wife the other
night, lied taS.,es Of vice
'lhNfined be- % Te MID swaiI6wsG J, ;.
dose Of strych &c. 'Wcll, you old
fool,' said She, 'lie still, or it may come
up e,f ;sq.,,a
IA French paper saJs that not one
American in a hundred has a hand
some chin i'rhis is due 10 the fact
that SO many of our fellow citizens
give nearly all their time to the cult
vntion Of check. ,t
Augustus, dear said she tenderly
pushing him from her as the mour.
light flooded the bay-windpw, where
they were standing. L think you hail
better try some other hair-dye; your
moustncho tastes like turpcntine.'
If you love others, they wsll love
you: 1fyol speak kindly to them,
they will speak kindly to you. Love
is repaid With love, and hatred With
hatred. Would you hear aswcct and
pleasing echo, speak swestly and pleas
ahtly yourself. i. Hr r'tte
a feature of the Decoration Day 81!
servance in Springfield, Mass, was
the special attention paid to tie grave
ofSumncr Brown, supposed rebel
soldier. The poem, The Blue and the
Gray was read, and great deal Of
pa'hos was elaborated by tho orators.
The next day Sumner Browns father
having heard ofthe matter, published
u statement showing that his son had
never been IL rebel.
BEEcllER-TIL Judge Porter
spoke five days in The Bcccher trial.
Only one OF the jurors sickened under
The Eauscating trial. Itspeaks we'll
for the stomachs Of Gotham men.
Christendom and Christianity, was
never before disgraced by sucha trial.
As q general thing, the back-sliding
brother like Bcccher, clopck with the
guilty woman, and goes to preaching
out West. 1t were we'll for Christi
anity and the church, if Bcechcr had
followed the usual custom. Tho
sanity woman who ought to know,
SAYS I'rcchcr is guilty. She would IL, t
have said 50 for :he world, if lie fact