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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1875-05-07
During April The national deb. vas reduced

During April the national debt vas reduced
e2,s22, ,a4g.
The Treasury Department h.s called il
$6,00O, 600 Of $40 bonds OF the series of 1862.
The lately appointed postmaster Of Vicks
burgh has discharged all the white clerks in
his ofaee and employed oolosed men. Grea
indignation IL expressed there At his action
aud efforts Will not be spared to secure his re
moval. ~
In tho Beecher trial on the Sd inst, most o
tho time WAS spent in proving that Tilton VA
not in the coommunistio proceesion with Mrs
Woodruff, which seems to be efectually 40
complished. At the opening Of the court 1
profound sonsation was ocoasioned by Mrs. Til
ton addressing the Judge and handing him
letter which she asked him to read aloud. Th.
judge, after examining tho document told he
that it should receive his most careful consid
Grafton. To the reporters he said the chazsoil
Of the communication would be made knew1
only by request Of counsel On both sides aftel
examination Of the same.
Reports from all parts Of the West ooatinu.
most disc ouraging regarding the wheat and
fruit crops. An almost total failure OF both il
predicted in many localities.
An oficial communication from the com.
mander Of the troops At Fort Sill, Indian Ter
ntory, states that the Indians at that agenc,
are IN starving condition, aud charges tn,
agent with the responsibility. The communi
cation is indorsed by General Pope.
The lettor handed to Judge Nelson by Ms
Tilton was published on the following day b,
Mrs. +, It complains of tho injustice OF keep,
ing her from the witness stand.
Boston has teen sued for sc, 600 for BLOWN.
up building to stop the spread Of tho grea
tire.
senor Antonio Mantilla, who represented
the Spanish Republic At Washington, has pre-
sented his papers a. representative o: th.
Kingdom.
Many laborers in Washington have strucl
for $3.50 per day. The contractors say they
cannot pay more than one dollar.
The American Medical Association is in ses.
sion At Louisville, Ky.
Judge Merrieles, Of the United States Dis
trict Court Of Texas says, in areview of tn,
civil rights bill, that al persons have a righ
to hoard at IN inn or enter theatre or publ,
hall, and that railway oficials have no righ
even to assign special car to the use Of ladiel
and children, unless sufficient and Is good &C.
commodations are provided others; that the
civil rights bill does not Affect social right, bu
civil AMI legal right.
The Supreme Court Of the United States, i1
deciding = case between the State Of Maryland
and the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad, wen
somewhat outside the record to give an
opinion on interstate commerce. This deci.
sion anticipates case in the ''granger" in.
terest, and decides that Congress, under the
constitution has the power to regulate com.
noeroe between the States.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1875-05-07

Municipal elections in Indiana generally re-
suited tavorably to the democrats.
The Massachusetts, ultra temperance men
denounce the liquor law now in force in
that State as disaster and disgrace.
The existing political situation in California
is peculiar one, perplexing for politicians,
hut encouraging for the people. AL parties
And factions seem bent on nominating
none but good men for office. The result can.
not but Ike beneficial.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1875-05-07

T1s liquor lioe,ns. Il. il Northaeld h..
bee4 fixed a& 4ll3. : IT.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1875-05-07

RANDOLPH F1RkE, of Blue Earth City
WAS terribly injured by premature or
ploslon of powder used in blasting wood.
His eyes and face we're filed with pow.
der, and splinter from the log struck
him under one sye, indictinS : severe
wound. . Z 81: :,.:s ,:.. s. --s5 :. !:
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1875-05-07
THE NEWS.

Crlmcs.
A policeman in Kansas City VA attacked hy
by negroes, last week, and 20 severely beaten
that his life 10 despaired Of,
Two colored children have been found dead.
In bayou near Memphis, and the fthar. who
10 colorcd preacher, and brother preacher,
sre accused Of their murder
Two colored women, 4 mother and d,uehter
were found dead in bed, in Detroit. their bod
los literally chopped to pieces. The husband
ana father, who is a barber, has been arrested
on charge of the murder.
John Heard, who Was lately arrested on the
charge Of having murdered John Dowlan, n
Avoca, Iowa, has confessed the crime.
kx-Congreasman Bowen, of South South
Carolina, has cen arrested for instigating The
murder Of Colonel White. committed eleven
A negro who murdered = policeman in Nash
vile, lately, was taken fiom the Jail in that
city, on the 3Oth ult., rope was put around
his neck an he was thrown from the bridge,
The rope broke an he fell distance Of nine
ty feet into tho river. The body was not re.
covered.
John Connor, once Jim Fisk's private secre-
tary, 10 defaulter to tho extent Of hundred
thousand.
The crew OF the schooner Jefferson Borden.
bound from New Orleans to London, mutinied
while at sea, and the first and second mates
and ono sailor were killed and three Others
MORALLY wounded. The vessel was run into
port by three men.
An attempt was made on the 4th to rob the
Peoples Savings Bank Of Pittsburg, by con-
ade noe gang, but was unsuccessful.
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Ca sualtleo.

A hre broke out in Oshkosh, Wis, on Wed.
nesday, the 28th, and destroyed large portion
OF the town before it could be checked. All
the banks, printing Offices and hotels were
destroyed.
The loss by the Oshkosh fire is estimated At
two millions. The wind was Blowing . e.le
before which the fire companies were pover-
less. Merchants had time to save but little OF
their stocks, and Of household goods scarcely
anything was saved. Three men arc known
to have been killed by falling walls.
Three hundred families, many of them Door.
are rendered homeless by the Oshkosh fire.
and appeals for aid are solicited.
Detroit had s400, 900 lire, on the 18th un..
and Cincinnati followed with e4o, 900 bla,e.
Boston, not to be outdone in an ATTEMPT cot
up >ao, 900 tire, and Ooonomowoc, Wis.,, 70
duoed e2o, 900 worth Of property to ashes In
tho little town OF Garner, Iowa, even. the fire.
dend was on the rampage, and burned two o.
ovators snd contents, valued At 90, 900.
Thirty-hve miners were killes by q oolliery-
explosion in England, on the Goth ult.
Tho mayor Of Oskosh estimates the loss bv
the Oshkosh fire At millien and half.
The storm OF the 39th ult was disastrous to
Ae<AAAo6 00uOVA0Io VI lSAo N1JCO1R30. d nall.
dozen wrecks are reported, with the loss Of
several lives.
Forty -one bodies have been taken from the
Sta6ordshire mine, in England, killed by the
explosion of the 30th ult.
A fire in Montpelir. VT, on the list inst..
Destroyed thirty stores and dwellings. The
loss is estimated At &i60, 900.
schooner was wrecked on lake Michigan.
on the Sd inst, and four persons drowned
Tho steamer st Luke, with hundred passen-
gers aboard, struck = pier of the st. Charles
bridge over the Missouri river, on the night of
the I'd, and, after floating about two miles down
the river, sunk in fifteen or twenty feet Of wa.
ter. The passengers rushed to the hurricane
deck in their night clothes, and there remain
ed until morning, when passing boat took
them of. A woman and two children, and 81 7
deck passengers were drowned.
Several persons reported lost by the sinking
Of the steamer St. Luke have turned up sac
and sound.
Edward Connolly and son were suffocated ia
death with gas, in Buffalo, N. Y, ;and while
the Coroner was examining the leak an ex.
plouon took place which nearly demolished
the house.
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Rev. Edward Egglestonand His New
Church -.

Rev. EaW114 EgglostoRond HE New
(From the N. Y. Herald, Monday, Apr 2eth.)
The Church of Christian Endeavor,
the ''Church without Creed,'' IS the new
pastor delights to call it, at Leo avenue
and Hewes street, Brooklyn, was crowded
yesterday morning At the installation of
the Rev. Edward Egsleston. All the
passage.ways we're filed with persons
seated on camp.stools, and the officers Of
the church occupied aeats immediately in
front of the platform, which was deco.
rated With stands bearing plants, hand
some basket Of delicate flowers being
placed on 4 table at the side of the
preachers desk.
Tho services were begun With IN organ
voluntary, daring the performance of
(which tho Rev. Prof. David Swing and
Rev. Edward Eggleston, D. D., took their
seats on tho platform. The choir, which
has been enlarged and placed under the
leadership Of Prof. George W. Foster,
with Prof. Frank Stearns Is orgaaist, then
sang the anthem, "Have mercy upon me,
0 God, according to Thy loving-kind-
ness" as solo, duet and cho US, after
which Prof. Swing offered prayer. The
223d hymn, ''Lord of ali being" was
next sung by the congregation, and was
followed by the reading by Prof. Swing
of the parable Of the servants intrusted BY
their lord VITA money for use during his
absence. and their account Of it upon his
return, the parable being taken from St..
Luke xix. Prayer was offered for the
Divine blessing on the services of tho oc.
casion.
The Rev. Edward Eggleston then in.
troduced tie Rev. Prof. Swing, who had
come over 1000 miles to be present with
them and to preach for the first time in
an Eastern city. After the singing of an
anthem, during which the collection was
taken up, the Rev. David Swing preached
. sermon from text selected from the
parable which he had previously read.
At the close of tho sermon, = short
prayer was offered by the Rev. DR.. Eg-
gleston, when the services of installing
the new pastor was commenced by the
singing Of the 760th hymn, ''Jesus, Thy
Name I Love-" during the singing Of
which the Rev. Hyatt Smith, of the Leo
Avenue Baptist Church, were invi:ed to q
seat upon the platform by the side of
Prof. Swing. George w. Hebard, ono of
the trustees Of the church and secretary
Of the Sabbath school. then made the an
nouncement that in February last the
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23
CiSlO 80.

Polaky Ru8iny, kteryz toliko n6mecke
mu cislajtanismu ma fisske rad6 vzdy n,
We silly nadhan6l.
Bro$u,a bar, Alec. Helfeyta 0 revis
uhersk6ho vyroynani sp6sobilavza Lita-
YOU, jakoz ocekavati Sc mu8iIo, velikou
znrnalistickou bouf. Skoro vsechny H..
herske listy, bez rozdilu Jake stran6 slou-
q, zavrhuii co neirozhodntii bar. Heller
tenn hlasan6 zasady a pozadavky. Take
v6t5ina videnskych listQ odsuzuie nahle-
dy p. Heltertoyy co nepraktick6 a navr-
ny jeho co nemozn6- jest tedy program by
val6ho thunovskeho byrokrata odmitnut
vsemi hlavnimi stranami pred Litayou.
Jen stara ternolluta zpatecnicka garda
podtaji tim souhasi.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23
ZajimavOsti.

Rovna costa do Sibife. PEEL
A6kolika dny vratili Sc do Petrohradu
nektefl clenoye syGdsk6 vypravy ma Sc :
yer, jeiimz dcelem bylo, nal6zti cestu
severnim ledovym morem do Sibife. w.
praya dosahla sy6ho cilc, cfmz vtda
obchodn prokazany nemal6 sluzby. w
Praya ia vykondna ma lodi Proven.
AZ k uzn6 iugorskt mezi povninou a mai
gacokym o5trovem plula LODI beze y3ech
pfekazck. Jednalo Sc pfedev5im to.
zdall je mono dosahnouti mofe karick6-
no. Ma sttsti nalczeno mote uplnG bez
ledn, po nckolika dnech, cz ztravili
cIenore yypravy mezi Samoedy, vyplulo
SC dne :. srpna do karicl,6ho more. Ma
bll@ku uziny jugorsk6 bylo more yelmi
hluboke, Gin dale ySak, tim bylo m6lC
Dne II. srpna lGlezala Sc yyprava ma
- stuphd severni silky 70 stupnd
vychodni d6Iky. DruhGho dine by
la lod obrovskymi ledoyymi kry obkliGe-
ma prrIdka boufo Sc rozzufia. Pfece
y8ak Sc podafiIo proraziti ledovymi kry
Dne 1t. srpna boure sc utisla a obloh.
Sc vyjasniIa. S lodi spatrena brzo po te
zem6. Asi k g. iodine veGer t6hoz dne
plis ia lod Il tvrzicky Dickson ma iednon
Z ostrdyku nedaleko mista, kde yteka re
ka Jenisej do more. Dne 10. srpna ma
stoupilo ntkolik clend yypravy lodce
dalsi ceotu proti proudu feky Jensei pc
n6kolika hodinach plula LODI ,,Proeven
0m6rem k seyeroyychodni cast Move zeml
(Noyaja Zemlia). Ia neustalych bout
dosahla lod Proven" pfedhofi hidden
dortsk6ho. Boufe Sc Ma to dpln6 uti8ila
po sest dnd trvalo upln6 bezvetri. Te
PRIV dne %. srpna poCal optt vati ptizri
Wy yitr. Podle lodi pulo mno2styi obrov
skych hor ledovych smGrem k otesrenemu
mofi. PobieA byla skalnata a divol a
veskera pfiroda tinila DOZEN neyyslovne
Fustoty divokosti. Nasleduiiciho dne
zlkotyila LODI ,Proeveh" zalivu uddes-
KEN. Osoby, kter6 pluly LODGE po fece
Jenisej a sice Nordenskjocd, Stueksberg
prof. Lang8torm, ptibyly t6chto dnd d,
Petrohradu, kde byly s .ia8otem uyitany
Ditt v bal6nu. Francouzsky list
VI Aube' vyprasuje tragickou udlIost,
kteraz nedavno stala Sc Jury sur Mar.
ne. Jisty vetroplavec chttl vystoupitI
tam do pov6tf a witt sveho syna, osmi'e
teho hocha do vzdusnych krajd Vsechno
bylo pripraveno. lIoch vstoupi do balo
nn; otec sta ie8t6 ma zemi. Balon byl
npevnen jen ma tenkem provaze zemi.
Naiednou napadla hochu neblaha myslen
ka, ably pfetal provaz. UGinil tax a balon
vystoupil vprudk6m letu do pov6tfi. Otec
81 zoufal, avsak marn6. Po balonu neni
dosud stopy. IIoch Sc bud udusil anebo
spadl re zavratn6 vyse.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23

pro cesty prostfedky, prvni oblrzel mia
dy, teprve po druhe do kongressu voIeny
Illinois can, Morrison. ,,Neistarsi, neizku
seneisi neiddstojntisi demokrat - Fer.
nando Wood = byl upln6 odstrcen oso-
ba bez zkusenosti, bez reputace, bez spo-
lecenskeho neb obchodniho postaveni po.
cteEa nelcetnGjsim a neddlezittj5im mis-
tenn sn6movne. Muz, ktcryz represen-
tu.ic neibohatsi "a nejaristokratctGjsi di- :
strikt zemi, kteryz byl tfikrate mayo
rem Noveho Yorku, kteryz byl dcsetkra-
te volen do kongressu kteryz Jest 20 tfi-
Get let uznanYm vdocem demokrat6 mu-
sci ustoupiti zastupci ,,zimou SO chy6ici-
no" It. j. bidnouckGho) distriktu illinois
sk6ho. TAX horli y6tsina demokrat8.
Krone Wooda odstrceni jini zasouzili
demokrate k Will neosy6dcenym nova6
kiln.
Kerr doufa, ze pres ty svatky Sc nevole
vyboufi ze vsecko pdjde Ease hladce da
le. IDA Sc, ze Sc myli.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23

Washington, 20. pros. V polite
kych kruzich nemluvi Sc nez sestaveni
vyborI jejich pfedsedech. III, ktefi by
Ii umist6ni We vyborech ddleziteisich a
jmz dana pfedni mista = prvni nebo dru
he -jsou ovsem spokojeni a bud schvalu
il volbu Kerrovu anebo mlci. Avsak vet
sina demokrat1 jest velmi pohorsena.
Hubuji ma Kerra, ze neilepsi mista dal
nezkusenym, novym poslancdm, kdezto
stare, zaslouzile a neivyse schopne poslan
ce odbyl misty podfizenejsini. Nejvice
urazenu citi Sc pfatele Fernando Wocda.
Woodovi dial Kerr druhe misto We yyboru
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23
IL StGdrGmu Ci yanOCnim II
yeCerU.

Pfevazna v6tsina kfesfansktm nabc
zenstvi zrozenych slavi st6dry ci vanoGu
den pocity neinezn6jsimi. Vano6n
den pGsobl ma mysle starsich nladsic
temet moci konzelnou Neni to ami tai
kfestansky vyznam toho dne, jako okcl
nosti, jez jej vsem temGf uGinily drahym
Ze by Sc vanocni noci vlastnG ma zaprl
ii noci a dne Jezis byl narodil, ne
nj nejen ddstatek dokazano, ale mnozi q
vysoce uceni a V d6iinach zidovstva kft
sfanstva obeznali dejepisci tomu odporu
il. Kdy SO Kristus narcdi neni urGitt
znamo. Die jednech dive, die drubycl
pozdtji, avsak tem6f vsichni svidomiti hi
storicti badatele, ktefi v6tsi vahu kladou
ma d6jinnsu ra d u, nez ma nabozen
sky zvyk, shoduji Sc tom, 70 Sc Jezis tG
noci nenarodil. lie crkev t6 noci naro
zeni slavi, ma pficinu svou pohanstvi,
kterez nabozensk6 n5zory obyteje Ger
pa!o upravovalo die dtjG ukazd pfi-
rodnich
Vychodni narobov6 ridili Sc nabozen
skJch nazorcch svych t6lesy nebeskymi,
nebot tam jest nebe t6m6f nepfetrzitG ia
sne, slunce, m6sic hv6zdy zafl tam ne
skalenym, Garovnym sv6tlem vSelikou
zmenu ma mich lie snadno pozorovati. Die
toho upravili narodove asijsti a po mich
mnozi evropSti = snad vsichni = die
zmen ma telesech nebeskych, hlavn6 ma
slunci pozorovanych, nabozensk6 nazory
zvyky sv6. Slrnce V den kdy vanoce
slavime vstupuje do iin6ho obrazce, t. j.
ono pfekonalo jiz mocnost temna, pustoty
a zimy; cd vanoc pocinaie Sc den delsi
noe kraft, t. j. slunce nabyva silly moci.
We ttvrtek byl nejkratsi den V roce, cd
tud Sc dni dlouzi, vlastne slunce domaha
Sc op6t sv6tovladn6 moci sve. Ably kfe-
stanstvi snaze pohanskych narodech Sc
ujalo, snazili sc ddmyslni sifitele kfestan-
stvi'uvesti je We shodn hlavnimi, zasad-
nymi, Observation-Disclosures nazory obfa-
dy pohanskymi. A t6 asi pfitiny polo
zeno narozeni kfesfanskeho boha tn
dobu.
Jakoz iednotlvci narodov6 t6lesni, du
chovni mravni vlastnosti pfedkd svych
byf cd Mich co do casu sebe vice vzdaleni
byli, dedi a zachovavai a ma potomky
tax Sc stale, ze v5ichni narodove
plemene " utenem vyjadfeni) indoevrop-
skeho zachovali sobe ne tax pam6f jake
C t, to hluboky nevyhladitelny he dn1,
kdy pohan5t5 praotcov@ .jGich mellten0"
yudostt Sc Uzhali tim dnem byl nepo-
pirateln6 den vanocni Gill mas Je-
zisek.
Nechtsi vefici slavi den ten po vytce
po kfestansku, p1vod jeho jest pohansky,
pfirodni, rozumovy - a my bychom pro
hfesli Sc velce ma drahe pamatce histo-
rcke, ano Ma pfirode same, kdybychom
kazdemu nepfali, ably narozeni Jezlsla, V
nasem smyslu vecny zakon pfirody, ienz
Sc ievi omladlou, bohatyrskou silou slun-
ce, co nejsrdecneji, nejveseleji, nejbodfeji
neoslavil. Slavme ten den mysli k po-
znani pravdy dosp6vsi, slavme jcj srdcem
roznezenym, slavme jei co
v6stitele ano manifestaci vekovGcneho "a
kona pfirodyl A pred tim zakonem co
uvedom6li synov6 dcery pfirody, mas
vsech matky, Sc kofime, ne co otroci ale
osyetlenci, iimz pravda v podob5 omladlt
no slunce jest Jeziskem, ci Spastelem
nejzadoucnejsim, neisvetejsim.
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Europa.

Petrohrad, %. pros. Ufedni Peters.
bursky Journal horli proti rozsifovatelim
nepravych povGsti zbrojeni Ruska Wy
zJva vlady, ably prot takovym Gasopisam
zakrocily, an Sc tim vefejn6 mineni pobu-
rule obchod znepokojuje; Rusko pry ne
zbrojl, nevi take proc. = Podotykame, ze
Journal de Petersburg Jest organem mini
stra zahranicnich zalezitosti ze obsah
ieho urcen jest pro zabranitni vlady a pc
litick6 kruhy.
Patrn6 nastala We yysinu vychodni o
tazky stavka. Rusko 5 MIN srozumene
vlady chttji popfati Turecku casu, ably
pov8tani potlaciti a od mocnosti ddrazn6
zadan6 uspokojeni kfestanskych podda-
nych postavenim jich ma roven mahome
dany, prov6sti mohlo. Nejspise popfeie
Sc Turecku lhdta do lara. Jezto nelze
ami pfi tureck6m optimismu, oGekavati
ze Turecko povstani do iara potlaei ze
"a druh6 opravy cd mocnosti zadan6 pro.
vede, Jest ia lhGta jak N6mec fika ,,Ster.
betrist" = t. j. pouhym milosrdnym pro
dlouzenim zivota smrti propa lleho.
Volba senator8.
IaFt&, %. pros. VGera dokonana vol
ba IS senatord. Republikane zvoili jich
vetsinu, coz Sc obecn6 "a novy mocny
krok utvrzeni republiky francouzsk6 pc
kllda. Narodu zbyva voliti skrze obecni
zastupitelstva zbyvajici senatory poctem
225.
tonuti parniku.
Bordeamr, 2l.jpros Parnik Louisiana
srazil Sc fece Gronde jinym parnikem
a potopil Sc deset minut po srazce. Vice
nez 16 pocestnych a kapitan utonuli.
Parnik Gironde 100 pocestnych a muz-
stvo zachranl.
V J buch dynamitu.
Berttn, p. pros. Die posledni, h
zprav zabito vybuchem 12S osob pade-
safe sest zmrzaceno t6zce ran6no. Dva
Get osob bude pro cely zivot zmrzateno
NeSt6stim ovdov6lo 56 manzelek a osielo
l35 ditek, n6z Sc bremsky vypomocny
vybor postarati hodla; chce. .totiz 1900
dollard sehnat "a mezi ne rozd6lti.
Go takovy dibel lidske podob6 lidi
nestastnych ucini to pouh6 spro,te pc
nezochtivosti. Kdyby byl bib y6bec vse
v5douci vsemohouci zyast6, byl by iej
musel tom okamziku bleskem shrotiti,
kdyz pekelnym strojem do ptistavu
vchazel. To vsak dopusti, ably takovy
netyor pohodln6 ma sta ncvinnych ldi
zahubiti, neb zmrzaciti pro cely zivot
nesfastnymi ucniti mohl! Bdh vi co cini,
pravi zbozni bohov6rci. Nuz, viii proc to
nestesti dopustil, necht nam to vysvetli,- :
jinak bychom jej - existujcli = zan zod
pov6dnym einiti museli Lide isou pry
pouzi nastroove rukou bozich. Podle
toho by byl dabelsky lotr Thompson na
stroem jeho byval on - bah - byl by
"a desny zlocln Jeho zodpovedny.
Rtnashy clponaocny vybor Ljubibra
ti6i. III rationale uvefeihuie nasleduji-
ci osvedceni, jez zaslal fimsky vybor
Liubibratici
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Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-12-23
AnAerika.

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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-01-03
The Bulletin.
PARAGRAPHS.

A Covington man died and they put
him on ice. but he awokc in the night
and yelled out: "why don't You put
some more wood In that stoyc g''-DctroH
Press.
a wicked man in Davenport, being
OH his death-bcd. wished to consult some
proper person regarding his future state,
and his friends sent n fire insurance agent
to him.
An agricultural paper says that
kind words will cure a COW of Kicking
but many prefer the old way OF maullng
the critter with a fence rail until her heart
is broken.
Toledo papers announce that there Is
plenty of work in that city. but carefully
conceal the fact that said work is sitting
on bench in front of coal stove and
wishing Il were srring.
MIR. Il. Young, of salt Lake CITY. l.
sick nigh unto death. Mr.. Young is
married man. and we have great deal
of sympathy for his wife. but not enough
TO go around.-Erclangc.
The Brooklyn Argus says that an
Iowa man has applied for a divorce on
the groand tina, his wife is an invalid.
They began life in vine-embosomcd cot
tagc. II was at the washtub that she
caught severe cold. lie drives u char
coal wagon. and expects TO be happy in
Heaven.
lie stood in Charlestown Square and
gazed at the lines of lamps that mark the
excavations until his brain reeled, and he
confldentially murmured to passing po-
licemen: "Geevus, dye think this Sec
ond-rate torchlight will move tonight;
You're a slow lot, here. anyhow.-Bos-
ton Globe.
Bonner, ofthe New York Ledger. l.
responsible for much of the prevailing
distress. For years young people have
been reading his delusiye romances and
his advice to marry Young. and now
there are thousands of people with large
families on their hands and nothing TO
eat but New York Lcdgers.-CmcinnGt
Enquirer.
A gentleman took the following tele-
gram to the telegraph office; Mrs.
Brown, Liverpool street. | announce
with grief the death of Uncle James.
Come quickly to read will. believe we
are his heirs. John Black" The clerk
having counted the words said: There
are two words too many, SIR" IAN
right, cut out with grief, was the re-
ply.
There has been separation between
an uptown lover and his sweetheart. She
presented him with her photograph.
which he. on his Bonded knees, swore he
would always wear next to his heart.
While making his last Sunday evening
call, lie pulled out his handkerchief from
his back pants pocket, when, 10. the
photograph fell at his lady's feet. She
says he is either liar or else his heart is
not in the right place.-Erchang,.