The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-09-03
NEW NoR'-WEsTERs.
"A lord of the aisles-an usher.

"A lord of the aisles-an usher.
-Sheridan's wedding has been called q
piece of Phil-agree work.
Bret Harte is down in Maine, hun ting
| it is said, ideas for play.
The White Sulphur Springs Hotel, Va.
will be pulled down next year. Is
A Memphis man sneezed 6s, All times
before the doctor could stop him.
Prof. Tice says we will have warm
winter, and he knows, you know.
Lager beer establishments are bursting
UP. When it gets to this, times must be
hard.
The Chinese Interpretation of going to
law is. closing COW for the sake of d
cat" 4
The Nevada state fair will be held al
Reno, beginning October 4th, and continu-
ing five days.
SO As between a cucumber and water.
melon," says western editor, give US
brandy and water"
Chinese almanacs do not predictthe
weather, nor do they have any jokes shout
red-headed women.
Germany and Russia promises 10 give
furloughs by the hundred thousand to their
soldiers next year,
-"Good enough in some respects but too
stuck up to bet on dog fight was the
eulogy ON Nevada man.
A drive of 100, 600 ties has been foared
down the Arkansas river, destined for the
Pueblo, Colorado & Salt Lake Railroad.
This is the sad season of the year when
fellow is liable to express Tin advance) a
financial preference for the wrong horse.
If feathers are a non-conductol lof cleo
tricity, how came the lightning to strike
and kill goose in St. Louis the other day?
The James brothers have purchased
them farm, and are going to settle down
and stop chasing Pinkerton's detectives
around the country.
The Sutro Tunnel is now iu distance
of 10, 440 feet or 1870 feet lie. $ than two
miles. This is about one-half it's entire
length.
Good manners in the art of making
those people easy with whom we converse.
makes the fewest persons uneasy,
S the best-bred in the company.
The remains of Gen. John C. Breekin-
ridge have been removed from the vault
where they were placed at the time of his
funeral and buried in the Lexington, Ken
lucky, cemetery.
Dumas, the French author, has written
q romance in which an American coon
,hases a couple of American lovers up a tree
lnd tries to gnaw the tree down. He says |
his coon was as big as yearllng calf.
The Fat Contributor says that IA
sailor often realizes that his barque is worse
had his blight" and then refers the reader |
% Webster's dictionary. This is issuing
oke with an appendix.
Of the twenty five commodores now in
hO " hitGb t'+sseS it~AS l6bhCl
al fact that not one of them has served less
han thirty years, while the longest term of
ervice extends over period of forty-two
ears.
The late Emperor Napoleon's Life of
jasar'' appears to have been failure, not
the immense amount of time
nd research employed in getting it up.
)nly $50 copies have been sold of the q, 900
printed.
-"Little Rhody" is nourishing her self
aspect with the fact that her population
las increased 149, 406 in the last thirty-fve
ears while Vermont in the same time has
increased but 38,603 and New Hampshire
My 49, 276.
A Poughkeepsie parent lately induced
croupy little boy, to make quite hearty
neal of "buck- wheat cakes and molasses,"
ut the latter proved to be nice syrup Of
quills. The boy said he thought something
lied the molasses the very minute his faith
r told him to eat all he wanted.
The grasshopper rose at the dawn of spring |
And put on his wings of flight;
7hil the beetle bug followed right soon in ifs wake
And WAS eager to get the first bite.
hen the storms came down and the streams arose
And food spreld over the land
nd the hob tailed army worm tickcd its nose
In the field of every man.
An apparatus has recently been devised
4 France by which plates of glass may be
afely and rapidly pierced by means of the
lectric spark. By the aid of this machine
I'M. Terquem and Taurien were enabled
, pierce half-inch plate glass at points near
, one another without cracking.
The visible supply of grain in the States
nd Canada on the 18th instant was $685.
81 bushels OF wheat, 1872, 773 bushels Of
orn, 2,003, ,079 bushels of oats, Sc, 1873 BUSH
Is of rye and 25, ,926 bushels of barley The
xports from the leading seaboard ports last
eek embraced 3,878 barrels of pork, 1884, I
DO pounds of lard, 1896, 900 pounds bacon,
!. .024 barrels of flour, 1905, 900 bushels of
7heat and 542, 900 bushels of COIN.
Centennial Notes.
There will be between $50 and 200 build .
lgs-a little city in itself erected on the ,
autanpiaI rrroup1c |