The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-12-16
PENNSYLKANLA DEITSH.
BRERF FUN SAMMY scHNITzLER.

ROnsy lot OtflCeS Wo sc uort nen, uh we
iCh while DRIVER considered hob blu
iCh tzu der conclusion kumma os ich nix
drum gevva date anes selwer accepta for
about SO 600 q yohr provided g is anes
fun sella gooty un city republican po-
sitions wo mer nix tzu du hut os yusht
de pay roll sigma un de shtamps in sock
shtecka. t..... ...-. ...... .......
Iuh date ay nix drum gevva un date a
while deena ais head clarrick tzum Mr.,
Babcock, odder tzum Boss Grant selwer,
for ich con de beshty certificates bringa
os ich entirely derhame, bin i'm brenn-
house, un nit about ca shtund instruc-
ti0ns kennt ich SON crookeder whisky
lob so goot runna os der Babcock any
huW--ich het sheer g'sawt 30 goot os der
Boss Grant solver 0s ich SON gooter
Judge fun whisky bin os der Grant, sell
saWg ich net, for ar hut feel maner ex-
peIienre g'hOt in sellam branch. Wass
ich name is des lch date net gons so
ieel ,telegrapha os der Babcock, un iCh
date 80 bizess selwer superintenda.
Suppose du dusht s now announsa in
DEMOCRAT os ich willens bin-date anes
iun denna secret jobs aw nemma un de
rounds solver travella unner de brenn-
heriser un rectifyers, un wann Sc mer SON
Job gevva bin ich aw agreed tzu diyida
un du wass reCht is, un aw der Grant
Supporta for N noch amohl ins emily nj
'leCla. ....
| Aver es is mer bong Sc dun nix for
mich, we'll es 50 feel hut de all selly
hizness fershtane. Yusht es dinkt micn
der BabCOck set n speCialler clarrick
hauWa we'll ar tsu feel elsa in de fires
hut, un con Sc net all tenda mitout ar
dut telegrapha, un selerweag kummts
rDus uf'n un de bizness w@rd exposed.
Ar het feel besser meer about $1,000
yohr gevva for de private bizness mnna,
lor sellerweag w@r 81 nawma gor net
g'mentioned. Now der Grant is net CONS
80 DUNN. AR lusst 81 finger fun de
telegraph dispatch-ar dut 81 bizness
transacla nit IN Rabcock, un now set der
Babcock n secIet'r agent aw shtella 30
os 81 mawma aw net rous shlippa kennt.
f. dinkt mich de k@rls sin tZu close for
sec'h sellwer uh wella allies in era eagny
SEEK nj shtecka. Sc data now feel besser
du wann Sc unstr anne aw n chance
gevva data Denksht net aw SO?
Els hut. alleweil nix neies doh uf I'M
barrirk except neie literary society oB
mer forgeshter owet organized heu, un
ich bin anes fun de head members der
fu. Mer hen debate shpeecha, singa un
shticker shwetza. De Sally Ann Schnell-
ketfer un de Jimima Krill heu au dialog
gshwelzt mitnonner .un sell hut yusht
about good g'numma. Wells feel lett
hut de net wissa wass for n ding so n
dialog is will ich g now amohl explaina.
An dialog is ebbas os a mes tzum onner
sawgt, I'm d'no kummt I'm onner 81 turn
for ebbas sunsht sawga os net exactly
wohris, un mo dut de onner Sc contra
dicta, un wann See all tzwea nix mea
wissa derfu, no is der dialog ON eud
un Sc hncka sich Onna.
Un de shtiCker os mer shwetzt on
denna society meetings muss mer ous-
wendech larna. We ich noch n shool
bu war hob ich n shtickly ouswendich
g'larnt, un ich vase noch goot we my
mommy OILS g'sawt hut ich wer SO ivver
GUS shmart we'll ich g sawga hob kenno
wardt for wardt ona shkippa. 1ch hob
s aw uf der beitich dawg noch net fer
gessa, un wells net long is will ich der
g doh gevva so goOt os ich g remembera
con:
Let dogs delight to bark and bite
For God has made them 80
Your little hands were never made
Nit angry passions rise
And now lay me down to sleep
riding on pony
The COW jumped over the moon
And called him MeoRoney,
Des hut aver nix init der literary So
ciety tzu du. Sc hen mich appoint for
n shtick shwetza on der neagsht meet
ing, un ich hob Is aw agreed. My shtick
hob ich select fun Richard der III
coppittle i'm Shakespear bHch. 1ch geb
der doh dale derfu ais n specimen:
De seen is No. on a shtrose in Lon
don, un der Mr.. Gloster kummt in un
shtept uf der platform un sawgt:
Now Is der winter fun unser discontention
An shaner summer gmaucht: beim. sohn fun
Yorrick
Un all de wulka de ais ivver unser house kumms,
| sin
Deef in der budda fun der sac nj fer grauwa
Unser KEEP sin now uf gedress'd init blumma
kreutS;
Unser gwehr sin now uf ghenkt ais monumental;
Unter shtreit un wrangles g'wexelt tzu plesseer
meetings;
! Unser longy marches tzu freedoms deenshta-
Der blootich greek hut now n freindlich gsicht
4 I'm onshtot urder gaul nuf kroddla
| For yrlsht 81 geagner tZu fergelshtera
| shtept ar nemm in de ladies era shtivvellin,
Aver ich bin net gmaucht for 80 shpOrts un tricks
Bin net g'shaped for n shpigge CLAWS corrisSeers
| De noddoor hut mich Gus gOoty appearance be-
l. trogs-
Bin GUS shape un form-net entirely gfnished-
Fore miner tzeit in de welt nj gebora-
Krumm, bookliCh un weeSht ous shape
Lawn un gor net in der range fun fashion,
| I'm de hund gowtZa wannich Sc yusht aw COOK
\ Now in denna ormy neie freedoms dowga
Was ich gor net wee mer tzet fertreibt-
| EXCEPT my shodda In der sun OILS wateha
I'm sellerweag my krummer bookle aw gooka,
Uf course ich bin now aw kea ladies' honey,
I'm dawrum gea ich nj for nohl der deivel shpeela
Ich hob sw now my plans, shun goot prepared
For my bruder Clarence un der Kanig-
For Sc base mauoha un mOhl hinner nonner hetya
In wann now yusht der Kanig SO getrei is
We ich falsh un determined bin
Dom gebts aw shtawb-'n gons United shtateS
bully grOsser rumpus doh i'm shteddle.
! Well don sin sellys karls amohl
hinner nonner, un der Gloster hut noch
amohl 81 opinion expressed tzu anne
| Hastings un anne Dorset uf den doh
shtyle: N am... sm. ... r
Sc du n mer utrecht, un ich shtands net r."
war sin Sc, snyhow-de wo mich ferklawga-
Os ish der Kanig net reshpecta date2
Beim Pushtel PauluS Sc sin 20 selwer down ufn--
Un shwetza 81 ora full retcherei un leega.
Z We'll ich grawd rous shwetz, un lster net un
We'll ich net yusht so orrick polite bin
sawga Sc ch war n weeshter gruvver ding No
Stree. Nix wRrt i'. 'i, .- +.
Tzu din, Sell schtand ich net H'
| Now, es hut feel lett de nix wiss a fun
Richard, un aw nix fun Gloste.' un IN