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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

EUROPEAN AKNEs.-If complete readiness for
war is the best means of insuring the continuance
of peace, the tranquility of Europe, remarks the
Pail Mall Gazette, must have been efectually
secured this year, in which large additions have
been made to the forces of every European power.
The proposed legislation in reference to the Ger
man Landsturm will increase the military strength
OF Germany to an extent hardly yet realized,
though the Spencer Gazette estimates the increased
force arising from the first call of the Landsturm
at 300, 900 men. The French army will. beginning
from this year, be increased within tH elve years to
!, 100000 men, a force supplemented by a Lands
turn organization less extensive than that of Ger
many. Russia will in the same period muster a
standing army of 750, 900 men, and a reserve of
l,74O,O0O. Austria has made so much progress in
the development of her military resources that she
could take the field from with SOC, 900 to COG, 600
men. Italy could follow with 400, 900 men and
Turkey with 200 600; while we have SOC, O0Omen
to defend our own soil and could contribute from
10000 to $4,000 men toward the prosecution off
European war.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

Az AGED WHLE.-Whales are supposed to 1--we
to a great age; and, apropos, a story is told of a
sailor whose boat was wrecked, while he and hIs
messmates were tossed in the ar by a mad whale 5
hukes. As lie came down, after half an hour had
elapsed. the whale waited for him with open mouth,
and instead of sinking as deep IN the sea as he
had been in The air, be slid smoothly into the
whales interior. As soon as he recovered hls
breath he drew out his tobacco-b0x and helped
himself 70 a liberal - quid," which he rolled over
and over in bis mouth as he laughed at bis alb
venture. Presently he arose from the soh but
moist couch on which be had fallen, and surveyed
the apartment, which contained many wonders,
you may be sure. Some writing Oh one of the
walls attracted his attention, and on examination
il proved to be the words, : Jonah, B. c. S62."
This amused him so much that the ''Quid" fell
out of his mouth, and the whale began to writhe
and show a violent dislike TO nicotine. A happy
idea occurred TO him, and he cut his plug Of to-
bacco into small pieces, which he distributed over
the floor. The whale then heaved more violently
than before, and while Jack was holding his sides
nj the joke, he was thrown into the water, and
almost on board of the Ships boats. Some of his
comrades doubted his wOndrous story, but for the
benefit Of unbelievers he had brought back with
him a pocket-knife with a buck horn handle, on
which were carved Jonah's initials and an Amer
lean eagle.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

Did you ever see a woman throw a stone? This
perspicaeiGus member of the human family is up
in the garnet sorting over paper rags. She receives
by intuition information that q hen has somehow
got into her verbena bed. With characteristic
agility she descends to the garden, and gracefully
picks up a stone, dropping off her glasses and los
ing a spool of thread. a pair of scissors and a tape
line quite OF her pocket in the operation. She peeks
around the corner of the house, and spies the ami
NAL. Cautiously she advances until near enough,
then she elevates herself, throws back her neck,
poises most gracefully her left hand, and let's fly,
and-strikes her next door neighbor, who happens
to be in the garden wedding, plumb on the nose,
And the hen, oh, where is she? Readers, this is
no fancy picture. You never knew a woman to hit
any thing with a stone she ever aimed at, even
were it the broadside of q barn; but give them a
small child across their knee, and 1--WE know by
experience) they never miss the mark. And yet
we love them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

The Boston and Philadelphia papers have
been indulgiug in a little friendly controversy re-
garding the merits of Ben Franklin as a fnancier.
1t seems that Franklin left 81 900 to the city
of Boston and the same sum to the city of Phil
a~delphia, 10 be loaned to married mechanics in
small sums, to assist them in starting business,
and the interest 10 be compounded from year to
year for a hundred years. According to his cal
~culatiOn each legacy would amount to fl3l 900
in a hundred years, at the expiration of which he
desired that the money should be appropriated to
certain public Improvements in che respective
cities. Philadelphia's 'talent" has only in
creased, at the end ofeighty-six years, to SAC .l35,
and the Bulletin concludes from this that Franklin
was no cuisines king, and that he had a very
poor understanding of what money can do and
what it cannot To-" But the Boston Advertiser
says it was not Franklin's fault, but the manage
ment of the Philadelphia stewards, that the sum
is not nearer the philosophers calculations to day.
In Boston'the legacy amounted, Jan. l, 1874, to
1882, 27S. nearly four times as much as the Phil
adelphia fund. During the next fourteen years, il
the money is compounded at six per cent, the
sum will reach S4OS 800. We shall certainly
leave our money to Boston.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

a HERRING BED.-"Some seed was given to me
the other day. said a gentleman to his friend,
"and as l know you take an interest in such
things, you can have it if you like; it is herring
seed, and [ am told with proper care it will grow
if placed in the garden"
THANK you" said the latter; "IlI try it,
pocketing a part of the hard roe of o herring.
4. About a month after. he invited his generous
friend to dinner, and as he came early, he asked
him into the garden, having previously placed
some fresh herring in the ground, with their
heads appearing above 1t.
"By-the-by," said he, "you remember the
seeds you gave me? Well, they are coming up
beautifully; just look here"
Dear me- said the donor of the seeds, 20 that
is most extraordinary, upou my word! When it
was given to me, 1 thought it a trick
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

want and misery, Of wives in despair, of loves
bruised and blotted out, Of children disgraced, Of
alms-houses filed, of crimes committed through
its influence, Of industry extiuguished, and Of
disease engendered, and remember that this has
been going on 6r thousands of years, wherever
wine has been known, what are we % think Of
the men who still press into the FIRE? Have they
any more sense than the moths? Ii l. almost
enough to shake a mans faith in Immortality u
learn that be belongs 10 . race thai manifests 50
little sense, and such hopeless recklessness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23

Mississippi local editor: ''Once more the Anglo
Saxon walks erect, his eye proudly beaming with
the light of triumph and his breast heaving with
the undying spirit of freedom. Once more the chill
dren of the Conqueror and the descendants of
Alfred and Edward glory in their ancestry and fling
the standards of white supremacy to the fragrant
breezes of the Southland, and the shouts of the
victorious and unconquerable Caucasian ascends
in a grand diapason to the eternal throne of
Liberty
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23
Foreign Items.

An erring husband who had exhausted all expla-
nations for late hours, and had no apology ready,
recently slipped into the house about l O'Clock,
very softly, denuded himself gently and began
rocking the cradle by the bedside as il he had been
awakened out of a sound sleep by infantile cries.
lie had rocked away for five minutes, when Mary
Jane, who had silently observed the whole maneu-
YER said, "Come to bed, you fool, you ! the baby
amt there
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-01-23
n. HACKFELD g. CO.
OFFER o SAL III FOLLOWING
GOODS NOW LANDING
HAW'N BARK r. E. WYLIE
II5 DAYS FROM BREMEN.

Pink Pad Prints. Fancy Prints.
Dark Fancy Prints, Shawl Pattern Prints,
chintz Prints, White aud Black Prints,
Turkey Red Cotton, Assortment White CottOns,
Assortment Of Brown COttOns, Blue Coitons,
Brown Cotton Drig Blue Cotton Drill.
Heavy Blue Denims, Hickory Stripes.
Blue and White TickiBgs,
Blue Twilled sa1ony Flannel. Black Cobourgs,
Black SILK Alpaeas. Waterproof TWeeds,
Linen sheeting. Cotton sheeting,
Wooden Blankets, Brown Cotton Socks,
Ladies White Stockings, Mosquito Netting.
Victoria Lawns. Linen Handkerchiefs.
Silk Handkerchief. Cotton Huck. Towels.
Black and Fancy Silk Neckties,
Black and colOred French Merinoes,
Lace Shawls. Linen and Cotton Thread.
Patent Thread on cards.
Fins Cloths and Cashmeres for Coats and Pants,
Fine Black French Serge,
Bedford Cord, TWilled silesias,
TwiIled Cambria, heavy Canvas for Lining,
Assortment Of Burlaps, Sail Twine.
Fine Assortment Of Clothing.
English Saddles. French Calfskins.
Lubin's Extracts, Eau de Cologne,
Macassar Oil. Fancy Soaps.
Black Jet and Fancy Ornaments,
Necklaces, Crosses, Sc. India Rubber Balls.
Fine Scissors. Common Scissors, Sheep Shears,
Pen and Pocket Knives,
Coco Handled Butcher Knives,
Charcoal Box Irons. Timed Lanterns,
Galvanized Iron Washing Tubs,
Galv. Iron Buckets. Galv. Iron Pipe. / to u in
saucePans, Spurs. Hoop Iron, Rivets.
Yellow Metal sheathing, Composition Nails.
Toilet Mirrors, Feather Busters,
Harmonious, AecOrdeOns, Gold Borders.
Gun Powder, Market Baskets,
Wrapping Paper, Nuremberg Toys,
Tumblers, Palm Oil, Caustic Soda,
Portland Cement. Flagg Stones. States,
Fire Bricks, Pipe Clay.
Hubbuek's Linseed Oil.
Hubbuck's White Zinc Paint.
Black and Green Paints. Red Lead.
A full assortment Of German, French and Eng.
lish Groceries.
Liebig's Extract Of Meat, Candles.
Castor Oil. Epson Salts,
Tar and Pitch, COrdage. Corks,
Empty Petroleum Tierces.
Empty Syrup Tierees.
Assorted Clarets, Rhine Wine.
Boutelleau's Cognac, l to 4 diamonds,
German Ale, quarts and pints;
Jefrey's Ale. do. do.
JeHrey's Stout, do. do.
Lager Beer. do. do.
Bavarian Beer, do. do.
Genuine Hollands Gin,
Alcohol in / gallon demijohn.
HAVANA & GERMAN CIGARS,
A few Regulator Clocks,
A SMALL INVOICE OF HEAVY GOLD
WATCH CHAINS!
&c. sc. sc. sc. SC. sc. Sc.
The Trade are invited TO inspect these New
Goods, which nFe now being Opened
Srora
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27

runni prime anglicky svobodnymi zedna-
ii. Tato okolnost samoiedina sv6dGi, ze
spolek ten neni statu spoleGnosti a ma
bozenstvl nebezpecny, ci snad by byl ne
mecky cisaf zakuklenym reyolucionafemi
tomu zaiist6 ami pater Hesoun st. Loui-
Sc newell. - A pres to ptedce podkladaje
mu katolicti kn6I ty nejhroznejsi revolut-
nj GGele a zamery az petrolejnicke; isou
pry to nepfatele oltdfe a trunu : pfedc
hlavnim pfikazanim zednaf6 Jest, nedoty-
kati Sc We schdzich ami politiky ami nabo-
zenstvi, protoAe ODE jen nesyornost plodi,
bratry rozdvojuie uCei spolku, ktery
neiouplneji vyznacuie veta ,,lniluj blizni-
no jake sebe sam6ho" Sc pfici. - A z
jskych pfi6in katoli6ti knezi prot tako-
v6mu nevinnemu spolku ma vsech stra-
mach horli a .jei kacernii, osotuji t6mi
nejhrozn6jsimi barvami posluchcstvu sve
mu jei malujl! te pficiDy, ze jest tajny
u "a druhe, ee Jest d o brotinny. Ia
kovy spolek vymyka Sc naprosto moci,
dozoru vlivu ffandactva; takovy spolek
zachoval sobe minuleho stoleti pfedce
ien nedGveu ke knGzstvu katolickemu.
kter6 cd jakziva uhlavnimi nepfateli
svobody lidu "a ieden femen tahlo Ale
hlavni pficina Jest asi ia druha; nadeje
ma bratrske pfispeni padu potfeby vabi
mnohe mnohe lidi, ktefi by jinak byli
dobrymi katoliky. Jakmile ale tito lide
k nektere zednarske l6zi Sc pfidali, pre-
stanou citit potfcbu kostela, odvyknou
mu, v cetnych pfipadech do sikh ie-
no nepfatel bojovn6 Sc postavi. V tako-
v6m spolku bezdeGn6 probere Sc clovek z
dusevni dfimOty, pozna Sc bludech
svych a tomuto poznani nasleduje nutne
zanevfeni ma ty, kteri jej do bludu toho
pfivedli a iej mem udrzovah. On pc
zna, re dobroeinnost a lidskost, ze mravo
uceni dobff skutkove mali vetsi cenu
nez slepa vira odvrhne tuto a pfidrz
Sc mravouGeni. Svobodni zednafi posko
zuji hmotne zajmy bostela kneA cd ko
stella zavislych proto hasaii tito prot o
mem kfizove tazeni a pomahaji 81 tn hma
tavymi nechutnymi lzemi. TAX etemt
V st. louisskem ,,Hlasu," ktery zpravu II
Gerpal ultramontanniho francouzskehC
listu ,,L'Universu," ze jist} svobodny re
dnaf Novem Iorku, ktery Sc ma smr
telne posteli hlavn6 pficinenim dcesy
sve ma pravou cestu obratil, zpovednikI
svemu vvdal - vlastni krgi iehC
psany slib ci pfisahu zednafskon. My
zname mnoho svobodnych zedn5fG, Ia
dny mich tax hroznem zednafsken
spIsobu nevi nitsho; ctli jsme nekohk
spisl zednafich nikde krvayem
upsani Sc ami zminka netni.
Knezi casopisy iejich, rozsifujice
takove nesmysly, spolehaii ma hloupost a
lehkovernost veficicb : a to jest nesv6do-
mite a nepoctive Knezi, ktefi Sc tax "a
di chvastaji mravoutitelskym poyolanin
svym, by pfedce vtdom6 hiatt celou or.
ganizaci, jejiz utel jest slechetny, oso-
covati hanobiti by nem6li. Bud syobo
dne zednafe neznaji pax by nem9li
co lid6 moudfi posuzovati anebo odsuzo
vati, co neznaji; bud ie znaii av tom
pfipadu v6dom6 lion. Ovsem III iesr
vsecko jejich nabozenstvi a licom6rnost
vsecko jejich konani.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27

$vObOdni Zednari q katOli-
CT.

katolicka cirkev jest ihlavni nepfitel
ysech tainych spolk6 ode davna, ac by
mela pam6tliva byti te minulosti, kdy o
ma sama byla jeste tajnym spoken, kdy
Sc prvni kfestan6 schazivali katakom-
bach (v podzemnich chodbach Rima), w
konavajice tam bohosluzbu svou - pod
ryvaiice spolu fimsky stat. Ale pouka
zeli Sc j ma toto dejepisne faktum, tn
nam odpovi Nemcem .das ist was an
deres Baner" Ito jest neco iineho sedd-
te) anebo latinikem ,quod licet Jovi
non licet bowl" (co jest dovcleno Jovisovi
neslusi Sc volovi.)
Mat ale fecena cirkev take velmi "a
yazne pfitiny, ably prot tainym spolkdm
horlila a je zatracovala. Ia minulych
dob, kdy nebylo zadn6m state praye
politickG svobody, kdy narodove up6li V
okovech dvoiiho, ano trojiho despotizmu,
kralovlady, feudalizmu a knezovlady, ne
lnohl Sc nikdo moudry odvaziti yefeine
Q zalezitosti svobody, politicke duchovni
poiednavati nebo verejne prot dpiru de-
spotismu boiovati, nebot by zajiste tako-
YOU smelost neohrozenost zalafi nell
ma popravisti 5yl odpykal. Nasledkem
toho schazeli Sc stejne smysleiici pfatele
svobody politicke duchovni tajne ably
81 kazdeho elena ujistili vselikou zradu
at vedomou aneb neopatrnosti zavinenou
pfedkem 7ymezili, ustanovii pfisne a
snad ponekud hrozne pfisahy nebo sli :
by, jez move pfistupujici sloziti muse. A
ably snad spolky takove vice vabily "a
okazalost kostelni n6jakou nahradu po-
skytly, zavedly vselike obfady, stupne, O.
bleky a j. veci, jez Sc nam "a nasich O.
svicenejsich dnd ievi titernymi. Tehdy
ovsem mely takove poyrchnosti svdi Wy
znam sv1j dcel napomahalyt, jako az
dosud, k rozvoii spolku, k jeho vzrIstu a
sifeni Sc. V zapudni Europe bylo mi
nulem stoleti takovych spolkd nekolik;
zname spolek illuminate (osvetlenc6). k
nemuz Nemecku temef vsechny osyice-
ne a svobodomyslne rceme revolucnf
zivly pfinalezely, ltalii spolek karbona
ri (uhlifdl Anglicku, Francii iinde
ma pevnine spolek syobodnych zednafI
j. ". Zvlast6 tento spolek byl yelmi va
bivy pfitazlivy; on take pfeckal ysecky
vrstevniky sve, takze dnesniho dne, ac
iej neni jiz takova potfeba jako pred sto !
padesati lety &C nema jiz ty 1cele iako
tenkrate, jest nejcetneisi po celem svete
rozvetvenou tai u organisaci.
Hlavni snad jediny 1cel organizace
re Jest d broGinnost. Clenove isou
bratfi, vsecky obfady, zpevy, modlitby a
pfednasky l6zi vztahuji Sc k tomuto tlceli.
Podobenstvi milosrdnem Samaritann
iest pravemu svobodDemu zednafi obsa-
hem vsi mravouky snad vseho nabo-
zenstvi. Politickych nabozenskych CT
Ia svobodni zednafi nesleduji; revolucni
duch organizaci tom utuchnul nadobro,
nebot sotva by k spolkdm revolucnimi
zamery nebo revolucniho razu panovnici
se pfidavali, ano mem nejvyssi hodno-
sti zastavali. Prusky kral nemecky
cisaf byl velmistrem nemeckych zednafd:
korunni primo nemeckY jest MIN nyni;
krone toho jsou Viktor Emanuel a ko-
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27
Stejne pravo

Panitka jde "a tiny domI. M. ..scho-
dech vidi zamiovauy parek. Prave kra-
Gi kolem n6ho, kdyz slysi nlasknuti; byla
to sladounkd hubicka. V zamilovane
poznala svou sluzku.
Pfi nejblizsi pfilezitasti pocala tuto pli-
snit. ,,Mohla bys Sc stydet Rezi, tax mia
da, a uz Sc libas mu2kymi."
,,Ale milostpani, vzdyf Wy sc take liba
te, tedy me toho nezavidte, iste take mia.
da," odtusi sluzka.
nTy proStOfeka, ia sc. libam Sc svym pa
mem, rozumis2"
"A il take vasim panem," odpovida
klidne Rezi.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27

NJ All IN lhAlA DU>l hnezl ma tC
odpovidaji iednohlasne ze ne. Ale kite
rak mohl tedy sv. Jan evand6lista, iehoi
Zjeveni Jest integruiici Cast sv. Pisma g
jemu bohem samym vnuknute, videti '
nebi tolik tax podivnych zvffatl Ne
be jest pfedce rise dust, kan mic telesne
no veiti nemdze; kterak Sc tara tedy mo
hla dostati zvifata, nemaji-li dusil
Ctemet zajiste II sv. Jana v kapitole 4.
vers s: ,,Bylo take pred tim tr1nem mo-
re sklenne ..a vakol tr6nu Gtyero
zvifat. ..."
V kapitole g., versi 10. tteme: Tel
vsecko stvofeni, kterez jest ma nebi ma
zemi, mofi vsecko coz Mich Jest sly
Sci jsem fkouci: Sedicimu ma trinu a
Berankovi pozehnani, cest a slava i slla
ma veky v6khv.
We versi IA. ,,ttvero pax tech zvffat
feklo: amenw
A jinde pravi tyz evandelista, ze vol
ska nebestan1 sedi ma bilych konich.
Jeli sv. Jan verohodny spisovatel - a
tom zadny dobry kfestan pocbybovati
nebude, - tedy jsou V nebi zvifata. je-
likoz mic telesneho do nebe veiiti nemdze,
nemohou ia zvifata byti telesna ia ez
tam isou isou tam tedy usevne tu-
diz zyifata dusi miti musi Tvrdi.li knAs; q
dobii kfestane opak, tedy upiraji Cast bible
kdo tuto knihu zapira, nemdze die kfe.
stanskeho uceni spaseni doiiti; dojdou Ii
ale pfedce spaseni, oni sami o tom ami
neimensim nepochybuji, pax neni vlra
celou bibli spaseni tomu nevyhnutel-
na, a tax by Sc mohli do nebe dostati ii
jenz bibli popiraji - nev6rci.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27
OZnamky POkrOku

vytisknou Sc en takov6, ktere Sc 9lapFed
zaplati. Vyjmuty jsou toho pravidla
spolky, jimz zaroveh oznamuie Sc "a ,,po
ioviGoi cenu.
l palec sloupce stoji 5000 "a tfikrate
vytisknut, 2 palce S400, palce 5000.
Oznamka dele uvefeihovana tim Jest lev
nejs, cim dele Sc uvefeinuje
Oznamky mistni, tisknute obytejnym
pismem stoji 15 eta. fadka.
Oznamky: hide jest" ,,Neprodei''
,UledG Sc" stoi IS eta. "a tfikrat otisk-
mutt.
- Podle toho necht Sc kazdy fidi,
kdo v Pokroku oznamovati chce Necht
81 uda kolik radek, ti kolik palcd koli-
krat uvefejnit a necht 81 sam vypocte a
2asle pfislusici "a to castku.
.B Kdo 81 preie miti oznamku v
tfitydenniku neb tydennikH necht laska
We podotkne
Penize posileite vzdy postovnicF
poukazkach Money orders) psani adre
suite vzdy:
POk ROk
No. fO4 Cr0ton Street.
Cleveland. d,
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27

We venkoyskem mesteGku odbyvaly Sc
zkousky. Pan vikaf vyvolal take Stoud-
vicku. Chteje jej ably jak vstane zbozns
Sc pomodlil, uminil 81 dat mu priklad ma
otci; procez SO jej otazal: ,,Stoudvicko
co pax asi deld tvdi tatinek casne 2 rama,
kdyz vstavatel"
Stoudvicka vstal a odpoved6l: ,kdyz
rano vstavame, chodi tatinek hospody
domu!p
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-03-27
POJist6ni ma zivOt
POjistenf prOti nehOdam
POiist6ni v padu nemOce.

Pozadoyane ptispevky neien ze isou
mirne, ale jelikoz lie .je platiti v tyden-
mich lh1tach, stavaji sc nesmirne snad-
nymi. Kazdy mdze tydne uspotiti 81 ct.
Ia tuto castku obdrzi kaziy Glen, pocina-
je 25. rokem start Qid6 starsi must platiti
vice. jak nasleduie:
L. Polici ma tisic dollard, vydanou cd
New Jersey vzajemn6 ma zivot poiistuiici
spoleGnosti Newarku, N. j.
q Deset dollard pfipade nemoce 20
tfimesicnim clenstvi.
81 $50 dollard padu 1mrti elena k
uhrazeni pahfebnich vyloh a zbytek We
lhdte polici blize vytknute.
A. ' padu melody (ztraty ruky, nohy
nebo dplneho schromnutD jest Glen oprav
men ma summu 5000 krone podpory v
nemoci, ktera potud elenovi vyplacena
bude pokud jej lekaf osetfovat bude.
Tyto jsou asi hlavni, cd Volks- Bundu
poskytovane vyhody, iez vsak dostati,
aoy kazdeho, kdo zdrayi nebo zivot
svdj pecliv jest, pfesv6dtily, ze plan ten
to jest velmi vyhodny a bezpecny. Nei-
spise hodi Sc meme zamoznym praci ru-
kou svych Sc zivicim lidem, krefi zhusta
praci ztracl a casio do nemocc upadnou
nebO k Grazu prjdou. Tito nechf neob.
meskaii zavcas Sc proti zlym cas6m We
svdj a rodiny sve prospech poiistiti. Kaz-
demu mGze Sc draz nebo nemoc pfihodi-
ii smrti neujde nikdo. Necht kazdy Sc
be Sc otaze, ,,co re mne budc, kdyz nemoc
nebo uraz faky sc mne pfihodi, co bude
mych milych, kdyby nemoc nebo neho-
da k praci nespdsobilym mne ueinily
anebo kdyby pfedcasna smrt LIMA ie-
jich mne vyrvalal"
Tomu zlu mize kazdy pfedejiti sebe
a rodinu svou proti ziym tas1m pojistiti
pfipojenim Sc k Jednote lidu.
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j ma tOva a ma smrt "a
ziva.

,Velebny pane, umfela mi zenA, Wy
kropte me j." prosil kmotr Jindra ma ia
re. Pan fardf tazal Sc Jindry, mali ia
xul JindIa odpov6del II mel jsem to
.iiz pohromade, ale ona mi nebozka pied
samou smrti vyhrozovala: To ii povidam
ma fare neplaf mic - my !isme Sc fara
rem NJ "a ziva dohodli.'"
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ROZlllar.

MaliGek. Az bude zafizena Ia no.
va vodarna, budou pry vsecky vefejne
kasny zruseny
PaleGek. No, to bude rama pro
prazske kuchafky jich amantyl
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Ia me prakce Sc stalo, ze zaloval ie-
den chlapec ma druheho, ze pry mluvi
,,svinske" veci. Zovolam hned zaluiciho
ma stranu tn mi povedel: Won rex,
ze budou zabijet prase."
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To je ma pad!

Pfitel navstiyil druheho a stezoval ST
ma krutou zimu.
rJa bych merck, ze je zima," pravil
navstiveny, ,mdj teplom6r ukazuie 10
stupnd mad nulou."
ITO vefim, kdyz iej mas pokoii; zde
je vzdy mnohem tepleji nezh venku."
,,Nu, co myslis," replikoval druhy, *
cemu je teplom6r, nezli ably mefil teplol
Snad no nevystrGim ma mrazi"
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X Klep IL kavy

PAM Y. Ma ia slecna Emerencie
smdlu! Deset let uz il vodi matka DO
plesich, a ono jeste pofad mic
PAM Y. To prave je ia chyba, ze
j pofad ukazuje syetu; misto nejnovejsi
JEFF tvafe mela by ukazovat pouze jeff
nejstarsi fotogratii.
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Ma PRODEJ Lofty, 80 stop front
100 stop dlouhe ma ulici Forest
Christian Berner.
Ceetawa Street.
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Ucet promrhanycb no

.
yProsim te CO te hospode delate Z"
ptala Sc zena muze, vracejiciho Sc pil.
noci domi.
Go tam delame! odpovedel pan Zun
kalek; to ii hned povim, abys vedela,
jak rychle miji cas-. Sedneme 81 "a still;
ted to trva ctvrt hodiny, nez pfinese piyo,
ctvrt hodiny to trva, nez Sc obrazi, jeste
no nemdzes pit, protoze: :nemas mic v zalud.
kd; pax to trva pal bodiny, nez ii pfinese
kousek te skopove nebo vepfove = pax
se.napijes - smluvis Sc Sc spoluhosty -
pockas, az Sc naiedi nez 81 dva-
krat, tfikrat mimi shupnes, ie pdlnoc!
N svAtky. Prave jsem obdrzel
yelkou zasilku bot stfevicH.
Fr. Slapnicka, 279 Broadway.