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tuCti0ueer sni Real Estate Broker,
At the old stand Of Latimer & Cleary.
southwest corner of Penna. avenue and lth street.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE WHARF
PROPERTY In GEORGETOWN
By virtue Of a deed % trust from George ID. Snow,
bearing date the 18th day of April A ID. 1878, aud
recorded in ber 7l9, at folio 49, the undo rsig ned
surviving trustee. al the request of the holder of
the note secured by said deed, will sell tho prem
$50, ct O'Clock p. u, three warehouses and
whsryes the nth side of alter street, near Po
touac street, described fOllC VS. Beginning at a
point where As feet measured south Il degrees west
from one foot northwest from the southwest corner
Of the house in which DR.. John VI. Beatty formerly
which Is one foot northwest of stone standing on
the bend of said street, and from thence runnin z
south ~ degrees est to the channel of the Potomac
river; thence with said channel, southeasterly rs
teet and inches; thence b. a line which would
strike The southeast corner OF the late Charles A
Realty brick hOuse, and the southwest corner of a
wharf brir by Thomas J. BE atty, to the south side
OF ster street thence by said street TO the begin
hing, with the two warehouses thereon.
Also, the brick warehouse, lot, and wharf belong
viewed 10 Essex, and bounded on the east by the
properly formerly DOdge's-On the west by the eX-
tension " the east line of the Essex property the
rlNer and running from said Water street to the
channel Of The Potomac river, with the of the
alley ON the west of the so called Essex lot
1nls property Is now occupied by the kennebec
Ice company, and affords a frst-clsss opportunity
for Investment.
Terms: One-third cash; the residue in two equal
payments at six and twelve months, with interest,
secured bv deed Of trust on tue property. 3 30
deposit when the property is struck off. All con
to be perfect FRED W JONES' Trustee
Bli-eo tCourier3,I THOS. BOWLING, Auct.
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ID IL. WARNER,
ID. Real Estate Broker and huctioner,
Federal Buildings, corner Z and 9TH sts northwes

federaI Buildings corner and 9TH SITS. northwest.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE REAL
kSTAIE ADJOINIaG THE CAPT. L
GROUNDS.
ga BY virtue of deed of trust to me, duly re-
- corded in Llber No. 90, folio 10. of the land
records of Washington county, %. c., will
sell on The premises on TUESDAY, the 10Th day of
August, 1919, at d clock D. m, the following pro-
pefty, or so much thereof as may be necessary to
safety said trust, 10 wit; Lots numbered sixteen
DO, enieen az and eighteen 49,, and the east
ern thirty five 1872 feet front by the depth thereof
OF lot numbered fifteen (l5), in square numbered
Elk hundred and thirty five (6t5), the are
laid down and described on the ground plat or plan
OF Washington city, d G.. The aooye-descriped
property fronts ON the Capitol grounds and Della
ware avenue, and is rapidly improving in .alue
Terms: One third cash; balance in and IL
months, with interest at 10 per cent from day OF
sale, and secured by deed of trust the pro perty
solo or all cash. at the option of the purchaser Ii
the terms of sale not piled with in FIVE days
the trustee the right to rese the property
after ten days notice in some of the newspapers
Published IN Washington city d. c., at the risk
and cost of the defsultng purchaser. $50 deposit
On each lot Will be required ia" dav of sale
GEORGE MASOT. Trustee
j. T. COLDWELL,
L5-eodds tCrltlc. ] Sal sinan.
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NEW KXPRESS LINE VIA CANAL,
IN BETWEEN
fHILApELPHIA, ALEXANDRIA, VA, wAEH
INGTOH AND GEORGETOWN, d. o.
SAILING DAYS.
ETorn Pier ), North WhAye5, PhNsdelrbIa,
SATURDAY, at IL m. ~ -
From SO Wster street, Georgetown, 4,
u. O., MONDAY at s .. N.
This line connects at Philadelphis with Clydeb
Regular SeTni-weekly Line Of Steamers for Provf-
dsnce, Boston and New England States. No wharf
age IN Boston by this line.
g. +. HYDE, Agent scf D. OF O.
WA. p. CLYDE h CO, Philadelphia.
r. 4. REED, Alexandria, VS..
ID. Il. &. MINK, % DeyOnshirs street, Boston.
~ freights delivered ty knoxs Express. Or
rue, OF, at the Steamers Wharf. VIII be poQpptl,
attended TO. TsQ tn
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EoR POTOMAC RIyER LANDINGS.

The witt and fsvorite Iron Steamer
PILOT BOY, w. II. Byles, Captain t
having been thoroughly overhsuled and rented,
will resume her trips for Potomac river Landings
TUESDAY, March ID, and every TUESDAY and
SA1l RDAf thereafter, leaving fitZbugh's wharf,
foot Of 9th street, at O'Clock q. geturnIns VIII
arrive In Washington eveTy Wednesday and Sunday
evening.
FreiSht received daily.
Al hreishts must be prepaid.
febT N. B. FIFTH UGH, arep
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ENuOMAS BOWLING,
i AuctiOnesr and Real Estate Rrotar
At the old stand IF Latirner & CIeary,
southwest corner Pennsy iyania avenue and ll.h II


TRUsTEE's SALE OF TWO ELIGIBLE VA.
amt LOTS, III BY 1885. ON FIFTEENTH
sTKEET, NEAR N, AND NEAR TIE Lou
ISE HONE" AND FOURTEENTH STREET
ca By virtue of deed Of trust dated October
SfS6th, 1874, and recorded among the land records
~-Of the District Of Columbia, in liber 76S folio
40, and by direction OF the party secured thereby,
the subscriber will sell, the premises to the hi
est bidder, at clock in the afternoon, on TIL rs
DAY. the 29th day of July instant, Lots numbered
and six aud seven,) in John Dayitson's sub,,i
vision Of square 2lI, 1.-TWO hundred and fourteen
containing SIS square feet Of grU und orc or less
The terms of sale are: 1926, together with the
expenses of sale, and the interest due the entire
ceht, in cash; and the residue on the 9th day of
May A u. 1916, said residue to bear interest from
the day of sale, at per cent per aunum until paid
and to be secured by deed OF trust the premisea
sold The lots will be sold separately, and 8 100 on
each lot must be paid by the purchaser at the time
Of sale. All convey ancing will be at the cost of the
purchaser and if the terms Of sale not com piled
with within five days from the day of SALE the frus
tee reserves the right to resell the property or any
part thereof at the risk and cost Of the purchaser
U2O d ICriticI THOs. DOWLTHG, Auct.
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VNHOMAS BOWLING,
Auc,ioneer and Real Estate Brok En-
At the old stand of Latimer & Cleary,
Southwest corner Pennsyl yania avenue and 18th at

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
FK0PERTY CORNER OF FREDERICK. AND
/A By virtue of deed OF trust, dated June Is,
~ 1873, and recorded In liber Us, folio T. and OF
the land records of the District of Columbia and by
direction Of the party secured thereby will sell al
public auction, on THURSDAY, July 29th, 1875
at o'clock all that parcel Of ground aud premises
lying and situate in Georgetown, in said District OF
Columbia, and known upon the public plats and
~ three, (73i OF Beatty aud Hawkins addition TO
Georgetown, the said lot fronting ninety six 9 on
binding on Frederick street. aud i'm proved by sub
star ial story brick dwelling house and frame
dwelling.
Terms: One third cash: balance in and u mopths
with interest at 10 per cent per annum and secured
veysrore at cost of purchaser. A deposit of a 100
will be required when the propdrty is sold.
JOHN e. NORRIS s.
jy22-d THOMAS BOWLING, Auct
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AUCTION SALES.
FUTURE DAYS.
-. Real Estate Broker and Auctioneer
Federal Building, corner 7th and SITS northwest

- ID. WABNEE,
-. Real Estate Broker and .Auctioneer,
Federal Building, corner 7th and r SITS northwest.
- By virtue Of deed Of trust to me, dated June
Ii 4th, 1874 recorded in Lher No. 754, folio l0l,
one OF the land records for the county Of Washing
ton, District Of Columbia, shall sell on MONDAY,
August I'd, ISIS, AT O'Clock >. m, in front OF the
premises. Lot hftyt Of Daniel Cratty's sub divi
and nine, together with the improy thereon,
being a two story Brick House.
Terms of sale: One fourth cash. Of which $50 will
be required to be immediately paid after SALE bal
cent nterest to be secured by deed OF trust the
property III the terms are not complied with in 10
days after day IT sale the property will be resO1
the risk and Of the defaultng purchase after
three days notice in the Evening Star. All the cost
OF deeds and recording TO be paid by the purchaser
JOHN W ENSEDY, Trustee.
Jy2l-d b. III. WARNER. Auctioneer
THOMAS BOWLING,
i .uctioneer and Real Estate Broker,
Al the old stand Of Latimer Ciesry,
5outhesst corner Pennsy yania avenue and 18th 81.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE BUILDING
LOT On INV YORK AVENUF. BETWEEN
4IH AMI Urn STREETS NORTHWEST, AT
AUCTION.
- by virtue Of a power contained in deed of
tTust, duly recorded in Liber $50. folio AZ ct
SEQ, one OF land records for the District of Co
lumtia will sell at public auction, on the premises,
on THURSDAY, July 29th, 1873, at 4 o'clock D.
M, lot No. s. in square No. 5i4 fronting sixty 161l
feet tel l0) inches the north side of New York
avenue by an irregular depth of about one hundred
Terms 0pe-third cash; ba' ance in ono, two three
and four years, with interest at eight per cent
until paid; the interest payable semi annually on
cost of the purchaser. deposit of Sle0 required
as soon as the property Is str uCk off.
GE99EGE PETER, Tslstee.
.v,ar7a1ns97ses ihohA' DV . mLiMG,
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A & X OR me.
"A UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Sail every Saturday from
NEW YORK AND GLASGOW.
Favcr1te route for Tourists
Finest approach TO Great Britain
Passenger accommodations unsurpassed.
RATES OF PASSAGE:
From NEW YORK to
GLASGOW, LIVERPOOL, BELFAST,
or LONDONDERRY,
CABINs-S65. SIS SSs-Currency.
Return tickets AT reduced rates
bteerage always g. low a. by any other
FlRST-CLASS LINE.
COnPANYiS OFFICES: Z Bowling Green, ". Y
CAMMACH & CO, 1923 v street.
MISS ANNIE K. HUMPHREY,
aplO-t.ths SON $50 10Th ST , near Pa avenue.
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A PECULIARLY pIsrRFssrNC; INcInFvri

A PECULIARLY DISTRESSING INCIDENTS
reported from Lancaster. England. As a
fisherman NAMED Coates was netting salmon
in the river Lune. a few evenings ago. no
Drought 10 land the body Of his own daugh-
ter. a little child who had fallen into lie
river day or two previously and had been
drowned. ''oh ! the pity Of Il T. may be saiI
in all nafhoS
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= 1lERICAN LINE.

A oERICAN LINE.
NAIL STEAMSHIPS. scAS
ONLY LINE CARRYING THE9&ZA
AMERICAN FLAG. sRfEkakakA
Sailing every THURSDAY from PhiiadeIphls fer
QUEENSTOWN and LIVERPOOL.
CABIN, INTERMEDIATE cad STEER46 a
ACCOMMODATIONS UNSURPASSED
8atts as low as BY another frst-class Line.
PETER WRIGHT SONS, General Agent.
Philadelphia.
q. ID. COOKE, ia. y CO., (Bankers), Agents,
sasr-iy liSS street, W ashington.
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AUCTION SALES.
THIS AFTERNOON.
THOMAS 4. WAGGANAN.
Il Real Estate Auciion eer. SIG 9Th street

THOMAS I Il k MASs . ns,,, &C.,,
TRUSTEES SALE OF TWO STORY BRICK
AND1eIH STREETS NORTHWEST
80 hder and by virtue Of a deed Of trust bear
II ing date the ih day of June, 1873, aud record
ed IN Lieer No IL folio leg. one Of the land records
OF the District of Columbia. the undersigned Trus-
tees VIII sell at public auction, in front OF the prem
lses, on IT. kSDAi the 21th day Of July, 1875, at
. clock p N. all Of lot 81 of Burgess subdivision
of part of square 1872. with the i'm provepeufs
Terms OF sale One third cash: residue Of pur-
Chase money 10 be paid in four equsl instalments
a. six twelve, eighteen and twenty -four months for
from the day Of sale and secured by deed OF trust
ON the property will be requiredor all cash at the
option ct the purchaser. 8 loo to be paid when Did
accepted. If terms Of sale are not com piled with in
seven days after sale the Trustees reserve the rght
TO resell at risk and Of defanItipg purcbsser
@SE9 2 SET EoAAPRdzBY, trustees.
lyle eo6ds THos f. wAGGAMaN, Auet.
ID. Real Estate Broker and Auctioneer,
Federal Buildings corner Eth and streets N. W .
AUCTION SALE OF 4 DESIRABLE THREE
front pWELLLNG, on NJ sTREET. NO.
23l5l BETMEEN 23p AND 24TH STRRfTS
kfmnBBIpHRxMESr; VITA ALL THE MODERN
- On THU RSDAY, July 22d, ISIS at O'Clock
III p m Will be sold at public auction. in front of
the premifes. the above de sirabIe property
Terms one fourth in cash; balance at one, two
and three years, at Per cest. interest. deposit
OF o viii be required at time OF sals All convex
jyl9 dads J. .OoLDwELL, Salesman.
81 THE ABOVE SALE Is POSTPONED, ON
account If the weather. until TUESDAY, July
~. 1875, same hour and place.
y3 J. II COLDw Sill. Salesman.
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UNDERTAKINGS.
- q. HARVEY

Y e. HARVEY,
Undertakere
60. sSs eIRBEr, between Ninth tzd rs...s
uAIl-lS
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A COMPLICATED GOLD GULCH SCAN
DAL.-There l. very complicated scandal
at Gold Gulch, Nevada. IL might be cailei
JOUrnalistico- clerical scandal. for IL in
wolves parSon and an editor. The editor of
the Weekly Banner, of Gold Gulch. discov-
cred, not long since, that the parSOn had
been tamperiEg with his lthe editor'sl wife.
The editor became very angry az this dis
cOVery. lie had been doing some gratuitOuS
job work for the minister, and i'm his jealous
fury he Immediately proceeded to strike the
larson OF his free list! The parSOn retail
lated b. suing The editor for breach OF con-
tract Meantime, the church council took
Up the editors charge against the minister.
Tie foreman OF the Banner Office then de-
Nised means OF adding 10 the woes OF the
parson. He took "A young woman and hal
the parson marry him, and then paid him
with receipted bill of fifteen dollars for
job work, which the editor had sold him al a
surprising discount for the occasion. II is
supposed that the parsons humiliation in
Ltlpg thus cheated out OF his fee was great.
Doubtless he felt himself on the brink OF a
moral Niagara. or something OF that sort.
The local Excitement is intense, and the
Snld Gulchers eNultingly declare that they
will have bigger scandal than Beechers
before they get through.-ChlcggO Tunes.
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TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE UNIM-
Proved ZEAL ESTATE AT THE INTER
SEUrIoN OF NEW YORK AVENUE AND Ii
- By virtue Of deed Of rust to the underhgned,
50 datel February oath, 1873, and duly recorded in
- BiOer 7l2 folio AZ, ct one of the Land Re-
cords in and for the District of Columbia, and at
the eq TEST Of the party secured thereby, shall
FRIDAY, the 9th day of August, A. d. ISIS, at six
O'Clock p. M, proceed to sell at public auction, in
front of the premises, all of original Lot numbered
eight Isl, in square numbered two hundred ard
fifty 1.-TWO (252), in the city of Washington, u. c.;
said lot fronting 70 feet 3inChes New York syen
and IL feet inches North street, and occupied
III part by "A wood and coal yard
Terms of sale: one third of the purchase money to
lie paid in cash, and the bala six aid tweI
mopths, with interest from day of sale the rate of
ten per cent. per annum, pl5 able semi nually
and cured by deed If trust on the properly sold
500 to be paid Gown Immediately after s,le. Con-
yeyarclng at st of purchase.
JOS. &. e. KENNEDY, Trustee
nN JOS II. KELLEY, .nct
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In THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT
II

SpsridI TsTni PROBATE JrTtsdjct,cH. Jtly S'h ISIS
IN the matter IF the will aud cOdcils Of MARY
ANN KERR. Application for letters test arientary
on tie estate Of Mary Am Kerr, Of the District Of
Columbia, has this day been made BY alexander
Randal. All persons interested are hereby notified
to appear III this court on TUESDAY, the 9th dav
Of July next, at u clock NJ, TO show cause why
letters testamentary on the estate OF the deceased
should not Issue as pray04: PrOrt3si, copy of this
order be published once week for three weeks in
the Evening Star previous to the said day. Fest:
IyC III St A WEBSTER. Register of Wills
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MERCHANTS LINE OF STEAMSHIPS
kFl BETWEEN
WASHINGTON AND NEW YORK.

Hereafter the fine Steamships Z. O. KNIGHT and
JOHN GIBSON will make Tt gular week 1<koDS
iy trips between NEW YORK, ALEX-t4EHA
ANDRlAi WASH GT0N and-0kSssEA
GEORGETOWN, follOvs:-Leave NEW YORK,
from Pier 4 1. East River. every SATURDAY at
M; leave GE0RGET0WE every TUESDAY q. 10
o. ~, and ALEXANDRIA the same day.
For full Information apply 70 X. p. A. DENHAM.
business Office and wharf, So Water street. George
town, ct the Office of the President, P-stree,
bridge J. W THOMPSON, President
SSFreishts Delivered by Knoxs xpress. Orders
left at General Office, 603 Pennsylyania avenue
OF 1t tie steamer wharf, viii be promptly attended
70 t~ll-fr
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A PARROV SETS Two DOCS FIGHTING
The Dubuque Telegraph says: A singular
incident occurred at an Eagle Point restau-
hung In the room, and the occupying bird is
rather accomplished in language, mimIcry
and mischi +. Two strange dogs happened at
the same time to come in. Poll urged them
on each other by so natural an imitat ion of
the human sssic 'em, sic EN-" that the two
animals forthwith fell 10 lighting. The up
roar was with difficulty quelled.
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hUECASSCN BROS, Auctioneers,
" Cerner Ninth and d streets northwest

hUNUANSNN BRUs., AuctiOneers,
~ Corner Ninth and d streets northwest.
ASSIGNEES SALE OF
1 IRON SAFE.
4 OFFICE DESK.
1 0FFICE STOVE. :,
CHAIRS, LITTER PRESSES
1 FAIRBANK 5 SCALES
] PORTABLE SCALE.
l0WOOD AND IRON COAL TUBS.
= coat BARRELS AND COAL SCREEN
HARNESS, HOSTING BLOCKS AND ROPES.
CIRCuLAE SAW. ICE TOOLS.
lot OLD LUMBER
- Gu FRIDAY MORNING, 3Oth July, COM
III s;menciDg az 10 O'Clock, at Easily & wharf, 20 b
SeIaDd streets northwest. | will sell the above
named goods g. HIEST0N, Assignee.
Jy26 DRNGANSON BIOS, Aucts
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WASH. Z. WILLIAMS, Aucticncor,

w Successor to Green L Williams, Auctionesrs,
1901 northwest corner of 10th and d streets
CHhNCERY SALE OF TWO DESIRABLE
BCILDlNG LOTS ON THE SOUTH SIDE Of
EAST CAPITOL STREET, NEAR THE COR
NER OF 9TH ST. EAST.
tkSe By virtue OF decree Of the Supreme Court.
~ ID. O., passed IN equity No. 1859 | will
offer Tor sale, at public auction, in froat of the
premises, on THURSDAY, the 29Ih day of July
1873 at clock ?. NJ, the east IS feet and inc
front East Capitol street by the depth thereof OF
Lot ia square 9i2, in Washington, ID. G..
Terms Of sale: One fourth cash the residue in
three equal instanan at Il and Is mouths from
the day Of sale, with interest at per cent, or all
cash at the election of the purchaser the title TO be
retained urti sll % the purchase money and the in
terCst Is paid If the terms Of sale not com piled
with within seven days from the day of sale re-
serve the right to resell the property the risk and
cost Of the deitnlting purcha ser. All cOnyeyaac-
Of bid. JAS s EDWARDS, Trustea
Jyl5 eoSds WASH. Is. WILLIAMS, Auct
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ID. Real Estate Broker and Auctionear
y Federal Buildings, corner Eth and streets N W
THIS EVENING.

JAMES GUILD, Auctloneer,
- 1914 Pennsylvania avenue.
THIS and EVERY EVENING during the week,
commencing ut $50 o'clock, win ell in the auc-
ton room. general assortment of Men and Boys
Clothing, Remnants OF Cloths aud CassineTes,
Gents Furnishing Goods, Cutlery, Plated Ware,
mencing at 10 8. N. JAMES GUILD,
mayo-Gn AuctiOneer
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VALUABLE IMPROVED REAL ESTATE, SIT
CAIbD ON 1TE STREET. BETWEEN l.
AND NJ STREETS NORTHWEST, AT PC5

VALUABLE IMPROVED REAL ESTATE, SIT
IAIbD ON 1TE STREET. BETWEEN l.
AND STREETS NORTHWEST, AT PCB-
- By virtue Of a deed # trust iatsd January
81 ri, \: u. lS6t. and duly recorded in Iber -.
NO 49, folio 355, Of the land records for Wash
II gtcn county, in the District Of Colombia and by
the direction al the party secured Thereby. 1 will
s"il At public auction, on FRIDAY, TIL 9th Gay Of
August, lcI5, st q o'clock m, in front O; the
premises, rart o, lot numbered twenty two, 81
IN Nay!or and ROthwell's recorded subdivision Of
sGuare numbered four hundred aud twenty five.
t9-' bsgiblrg tor the same AT point six inches
north from the southeast corner said lot twenty
mo- ~ running thence north along the lire If 7th
ST. Get twelve II feet thence burdrel lD1l
feet to an alley. thence south along the iae of said
alley ~ feet, thence east hundred 1000 feet to
TIE place Of beginning, containing twelve hundred
square feet OF ground, more less. with the i'm
proNtmets thereon, consisting of two story Brick
Terms Of sale: s. 800, with interest from Jan
uaIy the I'D 1874, and expenses of SAFE cash; the
balance IN g. II and i months, for notes bearing
per cent interest from day Of sale, and o. ba secured
bS deRd of trust on the premises. l0l will be re
quired OF the day of sale All convey ancins 10 be
at the purchaser cost. If the terms Of sale are not
implied with within ten days from day sale, the
Trustee re serves the rikht to resell the property at
the risk and cost of the purchaser
LEROY VI. TAYLOR. Trustee.
VE-t WASH. b WILLIAMS, Auct
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THE WORST OF a social fib: "Oh, Henry,
this is too awful Here comes the yelling
ton Slowbones, who've invited us to dine
with them quietly at I'VE clock some day
them to DE- cline the Invitation, and I've sud
denlY forgotten what excuse made 20