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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

& Euglaad's marriage statistics were
analysed TO show the probabilities of
marriage for women at different
ages Supposing the sum of a woman 5
chances of marriage to be 100, she ex-
hausts between the ages of ID and 20
years fourteen and half chances.
If she lives unmarried from 20 TO 20.
fifty-two more of her chances have
vanished into thin air. If she remains
unmarried for FIVE more years she
will turn 80 with only fifteen and a
half chances out of her hundred left.
After 80 she has eleven and hall
chances, and at this point the stats
tician gave up his calculation, except
that he assures Us that even if a wo-
man has lived unmarried sixty years.
she still has the tenth Of a chance OF
getting married out of the hundred
with whiel, she is supposed to have
started life. f
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

For 200 long years It has been
customary for new members to be
introduced in the British Parli
ament DIR. kenealy walked into
the Commons unattended. and was
brought up with a short turn.
whereupon Messrs Bright and
Whalley volunteered to introduce
the gentleman, and the sensation
subsidized a.ys.s ..aa IL
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

After the close of Senator Gonklin' s
Louisiana speech Senator Howe is
said 10 have observed Il may change
nv mind upon further consideration.
But as il strikes me now this speech
of Mr.. Conkling is, without any ex-
eeptien whatever. the greatest orator
ical effort of which We have any record
in English literature.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

NBy the Law of Indiana for crim.
inal cases the Jury are made the
Judges OF the law as well as the
facts in case submitted to them
In charge given to jury in a
criminal case tue other day, Judge
Allison told the jury Lord Coke
had said: 1T was the duty of the
attorney to know what seemeth 10
be the law. but il was the duty OF
the Court TO know the very law
But by the statutes of Indiana the
ancient rule has changed 1t Is
now the duty of the Court to tell
the jury what sesmeth to be the
law. but it is the duty of the jury
to find what is the very law
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24
eooley-s Hen.

Cooley had some trouble with one
of his hens. SHE wanted to set, and
he didn't want her to. He put her
under barrel, 6ucked her, at the
pump, threw her into the air anil rea
soned with her, but she would persist
in going back to the nest. Finally he
put a hot porcelain egg under her; but
she skipped about until it cooled, and
then she returned and sat on the egg
with the air OF having resolutcly de-
termined to latch 4 set of 'crockery
and a set Of flower pots out of the
porcelain delusion. Then Cooley re-
solved to blow her Off He placed
half a pound of gunpowder under the
nest, and laid a Slow matcli cut into
the yard. As soon as he saw the hen
safely seated, he went into the Kitchen
TO get light. Meantime. Mrs. Cooley
entered the hen house to hunt for
eggs and TO, ascertain If that Idiotic
chicken was sitting yet Then Cooley
came out and fred the train. In a
couple of minutes there was fearful
explosion. 4 second later, Mrs
Cooley emerged precipitately from the
door with her mouth full of feathers,
her hair full of blazing straw and
warm blood, and an assortment of
drumsticks, gizzards and claws dis
tributed around over her dress. Then
she made dash at Cooley. What the
result was | do not know But / met
him on the following Tuesday with
court plaster on his nose and a look
OF subsection in his eyes. and he IN
formed me confidentialiy that the
next hen of his that wanted to set,
might set in peace throughout the ages
of time and all through the unending
cycles of eternity before he would
bother himself about her.-Max.
Adelar aSuafzszz -sH
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

1t viii not take many more such
speeches as Brown, of Kentucky. made
to make . good mary more wish that
Ben. Butler had been sent back TO
Congress. Not that they love Butler
any more than they did, but because
the time for the exercise of his talent
as sighting M has not ended. He
can crack = wh As loudly ~ any ire
orator on the door.-Cin. Gazette.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24


We shall hope that the severe
trials which trey are now obliged
to Undergo vii teach the working
men of tie coartry q lesson of some
value. There was a succession OF
good years, in which wages were
higher and work plentiful. and
when it WAS possible IN many in
dustries to make savings which
would have ti,iea over the bad time
that was certain to come. Many Of
them took Thought 5or- this, and
hays- Now resources. eut-.saas mere
did not. They are not to blame
for not being wiser than the enter
prising business, men who We're
caught by tie panic and it was
natural to fall in with the habit OF
spending freely and inerea< ing
outlay IN proportion 10 income
which generally prevailed. 1t is
hard experience for the man who
has earned sixty dollars month by
his labor, to drop u thirty. and 1t
involves pTiya tens which are keeniy
felt by himself and family: but he
is obliged to live uptn it. and he
does it. not contente6ly, but some
how or other; and be must think
regreifully Of the money which he
might have saved ii he had been so
minded
1t is significant that in manufac-
turing districts where saving
banks were esta blished before the
panic. there has been little dispo~
s4tion to withdraw deposits, not
withstanding the repeated reduc
tons Of wages. The man who has
few hundred dollars in bank
drawing Interest, will struggle
long and hard before hewill trench
upon it. He has subjected himself
to sort of discipline in saving it,
which is of use in times Of trial,
and his treasure will be kept sacred
as long as possible. 1t represents
to him not only IL possible resource
in case of sickness or accident, but
also the correction of some bad
hnbit, or a victory over little and
expensive vices which impair health
ana uepleIc tue pocket
It is q good custom on the part
of some employers of labor to en-
courage and aid their won kmen in
obtaining home. Real estate Is a
good saving bank. and rarely proves
bad investment in manufacturing
communities 4 home is the one
thing which a man may safely go
IN debt for, and many d man dates
his first step toward independence
from the day when he made his first
payment upon a little property,
trusting to Providence and his own
industry for what was to follow.
In this enterprise he found the
wife he,pmeet indeed; her good
management has probably been
half the battle. and there may have
been further wholesome effect in
teaching habits of industry and
economy to the children.
is only in this country that
lavish expense is considered as all
evidence of good fellowship or
standing in society. Abroad, in
England, France, and Germany,
the best people, and those who are
well off in worldly goods, are care
full of their. money, and the amnse-
ments of the masses are much
cheaper and quite as good as ours.
Men do not ape a style which they
are not capable of sustaining, and
there is therefore better taste and
more contentment Individual
frugality becomes source of ma
tional strength; a country has just
what its people save, and the econo
my which is a source of private
happiness deserves to be ranked as
public virtue. industrial Bulletin.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

They have a novel method of
raising funds for The poor IN Rising
Sun. Each individual pays his
quarter is thoroughly blindfold
ed. takes a wheelbarrow By the
handles, turns round once and
strikes out and runs for stake
one hundred yards distant The
person who lands the wheelbarrow
nearest the stake is entitled to the
.'plle,- which is then donated to
widows and orphans"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

Whenever a lot of politicians be-
come unworthy of public trust,
they generally set about forming a
party. and invariably with indiffer-
success.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

Scene-A court room. Seedy indi-
viduai arraigued for theft Question
BIZ the Judge-'Did you steal the
complainant coat Seely indisid-
ual-aI decline to crafty the morbid
curiosity of the public by. answering
that interreeatory.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

Andy johnson has gone to Wash
inston. On arriving there. he will
probably be serenaded. ~ usual. by
the Dem. Jack. ASS of that city
lad. Journal.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

1t looks bad to see q dog pre-
ceding his master down the street.
and calmly turn down the stairs to
the first saloon he approaches 1t
shows there is something lacking.
deplorable tendency on the part
of the dog
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-24

During the Repeal agitation IN Ire
land. gentleman connected with the
Times was sent by that journal to re-
port O'Conuells rather reasonable
speeches. One of the first meetings
the newspaper man attended was In
Kerry. Having heard of OConneH's
polite qualities, he thought he wouid
ask the gentleman permission to
take a verbatim acc cunt of the Grafton.
The ''Liberator" not only consented,
but in his oiliest manner informed the
assembled audience that until that
gentleman was provided with all writ
ten convenience he would not spake
a word. assuming an extra sbrogue
which was altogether unnecessary
The reporter was delighted. The
preparations began aud were complete;
the reporter was ready
Are you quite ready, asked Dan
Quite ready. ~
Now are you sure you are entirely
ready ?? a Is fsaE1sa
I'm certain, sir. Yes
Now. pom my conscience l won
begin till the London gentleman is
entirely ready ?"
After waiting moment or 70.
OConneil advanced, eyes gllstened:
ears were all attention, and the repor-
torial pencil arose. Dan gave one
benignant smile on the reporter.
winked at the auditors, and COM
meneea his speech In the native Irish
language. 10 the irrepressible horror
of the reporter and to the infinite de-
light Of all Kerry
, 1875-08-28

second D:trict-n. 7. DeFdcfson' Chicago, Cook
eonMy ln,if n1.deaGr. i r,,,,n,.,, u,r,,,.,o,
e,, a'tM t',,r.. n.'t,vswe' t,.u,,',a
It,,rt, Mi.,rjrtMt, q DInulne Harvard. atc}rcnry
County. fstmcr.
Fnth f,ittrrt-Ed Il. Warner, atosraon, Whltestde
County, rEaii,',lcal"r., .,.t,
bt.s!l lAa1f1st-".h' "'lcS' da''a' iiehFy 1oahf5'
'amRos, u,sn,,, n.,,,c,-s n t,cxcv Morr,. n,pra~
c"',t,;v' ncrinitura1 i,nnlrmcnt1. "''' "''''"'
Edith Dislnct-ira q, Musicr, Wilmington. wi,
Cnnnty, farmer.
hntt Diatrict--R. n. Stiles, Knoxville, Knox
coMnty. farmer.
aehtll !!Ati;ct-an,r - IasfS' 'lohhoatn' warren
enuty Go"ity y ltsasser u.u,.,,. ,,.n r.,
frc"na f'Mntr' f,rmcr "'''""'' ""''' 1''"
TweItth Dt,rfct-IoIiu ~ saYagc, DiuG spstnss
cats County, County 3ntlge. -.
Thirteenth district, s!rlirn h. Flthos, Atlanta, 10
rag County agricultural tm{Ie!,,entn; ,,,r. ~,
t3Jtacnt. i'5,,t,,Ms,,no, v,yu, p.r,, r,e.r
County, ssock ,.saer. ''"'' '"t'1''' f"''' NT'S''
Hixtsnth Djstr.t-p. Il. sfc{.v,oy. Clay City, Clay
County, realpstatc-dral"r.
sssansee'!lh Dt"ttict~-oeofGe alanssr' csf'"'i'1e
'as"nIln eohnty, M"Srr. <,o,,.... u,,,,, nan.
oI,g Ennnix n,,knI ~ ''s""'s'' '''@''"'
Ninrlcr,tl bistr,ct-A. II, McCatc. Bnauueetowf,
GaIatin Cntnty, County Treasurer.
Frpu, tho ,ijyetstv OF their calngn ono would
naturally exrcct faif And itnpartni deductions
and generous enualtzat!oue tr1,oy arc all auld,
Kind Of business for themselves, would hnyo 10
troubo In llarnonizing and Arhitrnt.ng differ
ences OF opinion. Int tnko ntly lyody nf men,
ctotho them will official authority and pet,son
them Mt 20 per day, atld ii there III nny lBpntA-
tlo,, or wrangio III them, it will COME out. Tho
trouble With the present Btnte noard Of Equali-
zatlotl B. that it hnn Just discovered that It
, 1875-08-28
4 Ilalelu on the Prairie.


A terrible affair occurred near Dallas. Tex.
on saturday of iast wack. About twenty waaons
met on tho prairie en- route fos Dallas, ThoT
combined iuto ouo train and campcd toRothot,
III tho train was young widow, who ia hef
nianucF MAE soclablo In the extreme A man
who had Joined the train from sonae quarter
began payiug his dayolons to hor, which ahe
rather encouraged. He pushed his suit with
sigot, and finally made certain seiyaucev which
sau feaoneed and Informed Que OF her admirers
OF tue insulk put upon Ier. He immediately
TOOK up hor o&nso and csiled upon tho offending
party who acknowledged the fact. An
apology was demanded and refused,
aud fight determined On. Ths ualo
membars Of The train divided Into three parties.
One favored ue lsdy's Gauge, another she Of
fsnding tlartY, Wills the third advocated peace.
~ neaHuros and sought to reconcile matters.
Finding this to be IMPOSSIBLE the peaceful party
pulled up stakes aud left, determined to take
no land In tbs affair They had not proceeded
far wsie1the sound Of pistol shots, In rapid suo-
cesslnn, we're heard, accompanied by shriiI
acreams Ut women. Tbs batta had begun,
l.oth tho remaining parties lad taken up a1ms
in support Of their companions. aud fought to
The litter on1. Thu light Mas furious, but aftaa
u time the pleallnga OF thu woman separated the
ccmbatauts, but not until tbsoe uloa were NOR
tally wounded and several others dango1ously %.
A1vut fifteen men Hete engaged In Tie ARRAY.
, 1875-08-28
Il CAPuClH.

(Josquin Mil1es's roeu,. "Il Cap.,cn." which Te
rrtnt th!s week. deserves especial attention Just now,
tncnt Las rens!oncd thu Capucln n1nnks anu dis.
nautlea their con!cnt It was Of the ost strtk-
Ing curioet!ca " Apnd, and MIR. alilleta I,oenl il
really its sobtuary.-fndep pfdcati ..
Oniy Laskct for fruits or bread
Anu !hs hlta you alvlt1o will your dog which 5ou
va M foon ySt ansr rao f9 year through
To tue acorn Of mon. !ie gives tho rouA
10 tho very ass gEoanlnK under hs load.
lie il over alone, Ia! never a hand
II laid IN bis hand through the w,oIa ~fdo land,
fAxr wlun HAN dies and he abrves hin honc.
And that u tho capuetn Monk Of Horne.
1Eo coughs, ho fs bumped, aud ho hntblcs sbous
III sandals of wopd. Then hrmrcn cord
t1!rdles bis losthao1ne gown. Abhurreu!
Ayul ugly, thttecd, ~ i tluv1l cast out.
tno ~ KoWn M ~ @ shFse {e1r. .i-hah how he smells
THIS mouk TINT coughs. shia skin and Bono:
M and 10 @ Do y, thsy y ~. IN tls1 damp, cold cell.
And foEth At four to wall at tho 1,rtnc.
90 70 where tue r!nclan. now halt.leyolet down,
Tbs sIzth of tho seven ttn. bills of Nonls,
Aloltcs slow to tbs south. These men in hsown
nas vnx iesa i: H. Srosa saas ,sa q .'ons
TArse dead hsuwn monks that aro living in Notnel
You VII lear weo1 70. sandals on tla soaa!i.w oos,
t3roa,'s orea. and hosrorl Four wall. Of ssouo
Are gorgeous altA howers null tpsscoca VI bone!
Aud he h.rts like = dog that watches liz nue.
This I'ont IN brown with h!s ted of 4tone-
1tl, o2fAss hlu ht couXhs. and that ID Ill.
Al last he val! cough ~ II up from iais crit:
Will strut with considerable rrtds aLout.
Viii lead through his xardp,i Ut bonys aud small
Their o!nr'. thrR ta't, ~ tle poiuts them ont,
III Ito yirts!as aud aerds Of tie dead wbO wufs
TIE respective boues but thu ykar before,
10 10 shaws as lass era Tho bones ara through,
Aud taks aud talks Al hp tu1ux thcl1, xbout
And utirs UP nioat nucosufor fortAbla yn,el:
Yea, talks of his brown dead bfothrFs iii you
Wish the. ~ they asu, no douht. in--xrli,
ysri dsri, Wi. A.. And TINT may 10 Why,
TllaI ha b.,wa ~ luw for frkAo or two
IN shEls1 thr1r suuls and IL 9et thstu out
These bnuy brown meu WIN bare their home
Dead ur a!ise, !u thc!g cells tn Notue,
What good docs 10 do iu thu wotld7 All! we'll,
Now thai = ~ raAltf:, but Aseu! lIs prsys.
Aud ,hru whea the thief aut, ths bexesr fell
Aud had died Ia las way When t4u liasua c4ms
dowu,
Then who VIZ 1t csied 10 thcas meu In brown
Whcu olher lneit iadf Aud what maa wa seen
Stand firm to thu DEATH hut ths Captcin
aud wlsn Alas dAy dslndles TO du.& aud gloom,
Why thsss knsala NY Cspucin Monk VI A0ms.
-Jsa4uIH 4I!!tr.
, 1875-08-28
Tho German Element In Russia.
Pail JJaU ffn.<fft

ihE in Rusasa-thoro being ut tho p1eseut time
little short Q! million natives Of The Fathetlana
established IN tho principal towns. and furnish.
lng HussIa with nearly tho wholo Of ita chemists
special orgaun. In the Capital IT IL Represented
" the ~ Pescrstltrger xei|nay deriving no small
proportion OF its ldexs from .l,o UorlIn press
bureau; apd at Moscow by lilo Moscaner Ze!sauy,
character aud extended iuijuonco have baS1,'
somewhat damaged Of lato by ia too srdent sI,n.
rott ot the MlulstrX OF pu6lic Instruction. 4
Herman s neSsp.pSs published at Rga represents
while another published At Oaessa is dcyotsI t.
the German ineorest in Southern itussia, Tho
biAyophlllste haso two organs-SatJa. or tie
Va'o,. published At w. Petersburg. aid HesseIa,
lParseharski UreoAtk in Isuasiau and roI,sb 'n 10
ins ~, uo'eEamont organ for the Kingdom Ut
, 1875-08-28

Ii thare h lady yet
Under The 1tlii ~
Danes If Olyn,pun
Called down, ono by ona.
"1f ! tr,io lady
DO !ett ii earth's rnes,
Beats Of the goldesaea
oner her place."
Answer cana slowly
From 4et,,isphtrcs two,
D11l seemed the Old World.
And heedluss tts Now.
~ mn \ lady. then,
See! TOR wear
1&1teht Of bonnEts.
Laat twist Of hair,
French gloves nltl laces-
HEat !ssotu Cau nted9"
Lal.Elted mighty I,sno,
"A lady. tAdeedi |"
~ am lady bornl
hays 4 na1s,ul.,
Al, tinbrakctl ancestry
sett1rs my claim. *k1
Weak! said S1,urrvAs
=" "lfEeyellut ton!
6ntst!tpte lsayloul
NeYer will DO"
IN ,auy!
40 totch NJ toH
sMsafatss soil!
~ WIN ~ "ofR1oik
~! scnus c1E!altaeds
"e"acu ulaeAsH11lh,
Ahu Thx not ashalued,'
uo..
III',t aa.et tI1sh1 ~ !eoe1t
1-,'a, etL!use sun elFee13
"ras SaI.,.'s nst!."! hta!Gtn
nGr md Htace!ua has Mana ieads them
IT.. .iu. nnius ~ auM Peace
u a,isfs a!s9 va,,,. aus !oas iaaies. Q
o4'' 'eAu'' eeasc'
, 1875-08-28

"nows polttles7",, asked a politician Of 4
tlcs and newspapers ate sotpewis alike fust
now. As tho newsboy Haii tthero's = oood All
ss0A 3S''S'' "oa''
, 1875-08-28

madc them famous. \ mbusttusity someeh.t
rl1a'iar WAS born at Augusta. Ga, in june, and
Hyed nearly two month";. 1t1B Two botnRs woro
Joined together by q wido band, which puleAted
ITcEs1'arly. responsive to tho tnbvtmonis of the
lnngt: This pnaAton led TO tho suggestion that
one OF tho lnnga Of tho Inonetroslty sas located
IN tho connecting link, Whothor ono eo. OF vital
otghnh served for both beings 10 asIil IN opou
question. Ono Of Tho bctngn thus Tcrmsneftlv
linked together waA fully tlo1cloned famalo.
THO other Of doubtful ser, but was a,, cnbryonfo
creature. 14a body And neck wore similar tn
Those Of tho fctlale, hut tho logs, arms. md
lead Werd tho nero fudiment8 OF thoeo port}one
OF tho human form diytnu. Tho nosa, eycs and
mouth wern wanting, and only faint indicatlone
0! tho.o organs wero dacornlblo. Tho o1iat-
enco Of evon small portion Of brain wa DOUBT
ell. TIM cars wero prominent aud presented
moro tho Appearance OF thoAo Of nj, animal than
human being. Tho femato alone nuraod. thn
other depending upon its eiater for eu.tcnanco
Tho sense OF pain Was evidently located la thh
Developed child alone.
THE NEW YORK CENSUS,
1'ln c"nsns Of oil the incorporated cties In
Hs" l"rs S.ato o1rort tho metropolis, IL now
complete. Tho population Of Tho City Of New
,oFk is very nearly estimated a. 1,oG4 900. Tho
l'noK!gn h'on eavos list OF the ctlioo il The
utues o1 thGlr Fopulekton Al fnl1nunn
, 1875-08-28
THE UPPER PENINSULA.
An Excursion OF Wolverine Notr-
blcs to Northern Michigan.
What They Saw on the Railway. Route
Between Chicago and I'Anso.
THO Iron MISREPRESENTATION Of Ores
...A Product Of Nearly 100000
Tons In Eighteen Fears.

mi II
'"""'' ~ " '~0o
Tons In Eighteen Years.
,sr.tfa, corytspondencr n The chftaao 7-rfavn,
MAuo,,rrrr. Mich. Auu, 23,-rhc mn nhcrs of
.,a + T'.r;.I.tr., -, M;,,,irs, .,r,,t,o~ .ti,s- -,
~ -us on ,.e;s , ', .n"o'1 " tne Gu
'so'" OF ho osato, anu 1n7'tea saesta, sse about
completing m excursion to tho Upper Peninsula.
Tic trip has becn MI ,inusuAlty Interesting onc.
1aatn ~" .,os 0osoo s'a'tca .n's
n' o. H'so'',l''''''' ,,' e'ol' "a' 'natHea
WV '.n"fo VI "to'o I'lan o"o' a. they hhVo
lookea upon SCENERY, and learned Of scHourcca,
scarcely before tlrcamod Of. II was to en1iehton
this ignorance Of our lawmakors and Tho sou,l,.
orn prose that ths fourner vas takon.
49, '' ""s ''Ao'''
Tue "ou:9 TAKEN
1ho oxcnsssonsHts left Chicago On Tuesday
morning. tho 18th Of this month, and vcrn
transported by Tho Chicago l. Eorthwo.tcrn
hallway, .tbrouuh Illinois Wl,ctna1n .,,,,
n,rtt,,, ~ .,,a 1rn,.- 1,s,,1.,,... s ~. ~. """
nn, .,.,na. w T., orv' ,,'a nsa. 10 Noeauheo'
hhu sloncc' by tho Marquette Ontunaron
Hallway. 10 Marquette, tho headquarters Of tho
party. Duuos on tho i'.st day was procured At
MiIwaukee nt,d IN M, .cconi r, .,,s,,o,,. ...,.t
ws. rrovi',od h, .,a s.'as. =" e.e',,oH "a "e1'
W." pfopi"eo ny 9ho essl2ens Of Esca"a6a'
=, " 5eo.' b"y tlty ehostefed tho company on
Tncaday night, and On Wednesday ujgltt
they rested tAeir weary heads At
Marounttc. For x,mo a,.t,nos ..,."
st,I.n,.,.sa A., u ,,, aon1' uls'ehco oe'o"
s'i"au"'o '''e floo was full OF intereat,
1of the country appeared 10 bo pro1uc-
tirs and well.astttcl,- lnto harvest and
l,oayy crops of snrino-vhoat att,,c,i,r .vo,;ni
ott,n,;,p r,,o sar,.'o. 49,. -. "I,A,l' "p's'Hl
n.s, ~ .'a.ar.,N ~ oou'Ae'u p"'. VI Al'cn'san can
i'''' ~ pfohsin Fflng-"heas, nut hoEots sooned
10 ho ~ heavy aid of ~ goo.l quality rs any
wintur-whcat. Spring -nhoat raIaod in Michigan
brings ouly third nr fourth rate mira INT thta
NM tott1 sails r.a,;,r ~ H.. ,ss,l'. 'o,
49,, .nas'',- ',,'' .. .uo nsnost l'4es' aua
nv "ohuos' 'or 6ooa bakce VIII use M othcr 1or
bread whcn this cat bo had. point to whiol.
il tha en,noxmont o w -, wono w tu'nrIa IN .o
Iarvest.f,olI IIoro f.-roa,., >rt,os .rd ,,,rs,,
.4al 'eo.-nc1o' lo,o latnetH Ti'o7 A"o oanea"
toss seem to entertain no ccrup'cs, conscientious
or Otherwise, against taking up MI equal aharo
of tho grain after q machine, with tho men,
Earthar ~, t1,o c,,,,trv hnco,oo. VIA 49, H..
49,, 49,, ',,,.s. ,o".,,n.. 1850. | - e.e ra ,.s
ie"' ano' "hoie ooanulesa s"a'hPs 10 not tlhe
, 1875-08-28

Tho English sporting papors. since tho recent
coming At once cautious sna ' comic IN IN H.. vs,
.;saa a'" .u1.'"g .,r1 aiaes betting firm sdver-
.,. .so "o ,no 'ouap Men6 chf1atlhh Astocis-
chants" with Tho humorop. .dd;t,,. - 80,
ucut to Newcastle or anr olhar nI.csn o,has
"eAoeis u 'aa fraternity gre themselves out
- thimney-s#eeper and Halter" " But
T'rcscc Serchnnt f., hr,metone and
f,no,l. H., ~, r.. nes!oe IN SECOND, han
n'Sapas ,,';at eonttAesots. adding .'Mayorn sup-
irn,ei tr i'm at aasett'ssment ID
Hurled being nddcd. wh{fo .nosh.t ..,,,aE ,,MuEn
huulorotaly announces himsclf NJ ma .si,n
sports his opiuiona aud races hts teleEranas,"
A. a. .ne sane nme publishing testimonial from
nrss If H.. ~ nsruanss - 10 me prumps.
l,s "Nsaaca Ouico ia thu I ',1htl.nnas tuss
Gsisnoz." @3e'' o"a'~
------
THE ART or CONVERSATION,
l'unch, with the true erfrit ot ovetY wot}.
Entontioncd publication 10 ttnuforh In rs.sss.
gives tno following d;alocns IA ;,,us.,..,as aos
t,c art Of convc,s,tion ''""' 80 A''7'fs'a'e OF
~ 49, ~ ~ eoi'c.s11'on:
FIRST party topentng conversatop)--" AVA
you card " jim Bates' fathe1 aays he'll giye i'm
TUG sack :?
neeona st. 1 nstto !9!iof pauBo)-" father r
second ditto Offer psuse)-"Jfm Da,oa'
First ditto" Why. Jim Daseh' fathcrs"
hecond ditto .(sfter pause)-" Jim DAtpf
4@1Ies E,est ,;,te ~ o'' .n Whas does s be sayE
seconi ditto isitar 10 -. II 6ne IN IT. Ssckl
what ?" ~ '0e
First disto-"Give i'm tho sack"
81. aeenna sa dltso taftsr paase)--" Giro who tha
Tifa, dt,,o-u+v,, IT,, ,,,
Second nitto fsst.r 1onn onn t.nsa; n.,sa;
that tne daT beforn rcttert.v r. oA1"
~ N'' .eoec.oes' ~
knockeo nnwu Nv . ,,.,-
Tbe Cumberland fSfdi nrf,;ns p,
,o,nt =, .,..,,,. III, ot'"N4' h@' 1ais 70"
- ~ e'oe a.a' eoinnson "nlch happened on
Aoo1 etfoet, IN That city, Monday noon : tgoma
ten or twelve geese toddltng Along the raIlro.d A
the foot Of that etreot thonoht thno a. .e.1
on sebrivor,s 1Itti mi ste,J;.s 10y ~ .s~ Pono