The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1875-09-11

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Hlnal Lost cohesion and transparency
aud Wns reduced IA Rfnnulmia particle,
AZ lasi slio completely cured hin.
F0r months she had patiently endured
Tie tnnps a0 fnnny Thousands NJ young
wives are compelled Ia suffer- Almost
every morning NJ freak faat the heart.
less husband expressed the hope That
he might live ~ see the day when he
could get such coffee as lie used ~ get
nj home, or such corn bread ~ his
mother was wont tO make and bake.
At dinner the meat was Overbaked In
the range. 10 he sure his mother used
10 roast the meat In an old fashioned
Dutch tin oven, aud the piece was al
ways done 10 u turn the last turn OF
the revolving spit. Those days were
forever gone. hut he might aud ought
TO get such green apple pie, with new
cheese, ~ his mother used to give him.
At length the long.suflerlng wife arose
In her wrath, upset the table, sending
the dishes and their contents crashing
on the carpet, strided over 10 her Ms
tonished husband, gave him box on
the ear which knocked him OIL his
chair, and remarked, "rhere's n clip
over the head for you, such rs your
mother used to give you when you was
a boy, goldern yer" Thereafter there
was domestic peace and quiet In that
house, with never even an allusi0n to
the maternal cookery aud comforts Of
the bygone days.
"A Melbourne widower, with some
thing ola family and good bank ac-
count, advertised for wife over ilc-
titious signature. Several answers
were received, among which was one
that particularly pleased him. The
chirography was delicate and graceful.
the language chaste, and the signature
like his own, fictitious. After brief
and mutually agreeable correspond
ence, time and place were agreed
upon for meeting. At the appointed
hour the gentleman was waiting In a
private parlor at certain fashionable
hotel, and shortly afterward lady en-
tered, tlckly yelled. She came 10
trembling, and did not venture to look
up until the voice of the gentleman, In
respectful greeting, fell upon the ear,
ut which she started cOnvulslvely,
raised her eyes to the face of her swain,
and then uttered II suppressed cry-a
cry, the tone of which struck upon the
gentleman's ear with II sound not I'M
familiar. He lifted the veil and looked
upon the face of his own daughter,
whom he had supposed industriously
pursuing her studies in town some
distance westward from Melbourne.
The young lady has since been INSTALL
ed as housekeeper in the paternal man.
sion, and her papa is not likely to adj
vertise for wife again until this
daughter Is married,
That speck of war OH the Barbary
coast, which recently doomed up on the
otherwise tranquil horizon of our for
eign relations, has Dissolved, leaving
not wrack tehind. 1t originated in
matches and has ended in smoke. The
Tripolitans have apOlogized and the
formidable fleet which had anchored
in the harbOr of our ancient enemy
has sailed away. Some seamen en-
tered the garden of our Consul "for
an international indlgnity
which so offended Mr.. Fish that we
have no doubt If the Porte had not
come to the rescue the Dales, Prebles,
Rodgers, Barrons and Decaturs of our
present navy would have had chance
to display their gallantry and win new
honors for the American naval marine.
We are also glad to be able to an
nOunce that the hOstilities between
Great Britain and China, which were
pending few days ago, have been in
definitely postponed. China, like Tri-
poll, has apOligized. In her ease the
grave insult which threatened to bring
about collision with the conIuerors
of Abyssinia and Ashantee has been
amply repaired. The British Minister,
who had been kept waiting in an ante
room for longer period than he
thought polite or compatible with
his dignity, will hereafter be
given a prompt reception. And now,
If our voice could reach the ears of the
of State and the Foreign Sec
rotary, we might offer them some sea-
advice on the subject of maxi
ing much ado about nothing, and
causing the world to tremble with fear
when it should only shake with laugh
ter. Think of 1t, all this hullaboo
a nnt the lnroeny of n fcw matches and
u
impatient am bassador. Are all the ma
ions still in their infancy, and for such
.hings are we to cry havoc and let
Dose the dogs of war; Philadelphia
Press
-Cortina had vast wealth, was said
% be worth SS00,00 in cash, besides
,wenty plantations, large iocks of cat
lie, and more than thousand saddle
lorses. Besides, he had unlimited
credit at one of the wealthiest COM
nercial houses in Mexico, and of
course would do all he could, both to
dude arrest and evade punishment If
Near MatamOr0s, where
he lived, he was constantly attended
~ armed guards, and his arrest was u
natter of no little difficulty and dam
Ter. General FuerO was secretly or
Tered by the Government to take
lin, and he detailed two trusty
'flicers, who watched closely all
jortina's movements, and finally
concluded to seize him at his plan
alton, u few miles from Matamoras.
IN the morning of July |, COrtina, at
ended by five guards, started from
to his farm, when twenty
i've dragons Immediately followed
lin, and overtaking, ordered him to
urrender. AT first he showed fight,
mt yielded and was brought back to
iatamOrOs, where he was confined
ntil the arrival of a Mexican vessel,
N which he was placed and sent to the
apital. There he has been imprisoned,
With several of his companions in
rhine, to await his trial. The search
4 his country-hOuse disclosed large
torres of ammunition and arms placed
here for the use of his followers,
nd vast quantities of stolen and
goods which were taken in
barge by the Government officials.
he lucky capture of his outfit has shed
reat credit on those who took part,
nd already secured them honorable
1ention and reward from the Mexican
government.
A more favorable sign, however,
han even this, is found In the fact that
he local authorities of MatamOros
ave taken courage from Cortina's ar
est, and have begun to pursue his fol-
,wers with considerable zeal. Two
attic thieves, who had formerly been
! his pay, were caught and hanged
ne day after he was sent away from
Iatamoros, and others are now berg
united down like wild beasts.
Elk President J Jefferson nsvis is in
eceIpt of letter from M. Alex. j. IL.
cresford Hope, Memoer of Parlia-
rent, accompanying photographs of