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WASHINGTON AND VIRGINIA.

Nrginia gave us this imperial man,
Cast IN the might mould
Of those nish-staturcd ages on ,
Which into gfander forms our mortal metal
ran
She gave MS this umblomished gentleman
What shall we give her back put love anu
praise
AS In the dear old unestrongol days
Before the inevitable wrong began
Mother of States and undiminlshed men,
Thou gaVest Us country, giving nm,
And we owe Away What we owed 'hVG thcni
The boon thou wouldsG nave shhtcheu lrOii
MS again .,.,t,
Shines as before with no abatement "lHl'
A great mans memory Is the only thing
Win influence TO outlast the present ~nlih
And bind us as when mere lie Nhlt o"E so'uo"
ring,
All OF him That wAs subject to the hours
Lies in thy soil and maHes IL part OF ours
Across more recent graves,
" here unresrnttul nature waves
. Her pennOns DER The Shot'plo,lgheu sou,
Me- from This consecraicd plain sttetch out
our hands, as FREQ from aitorthoubhb OF
doubt,
As here the united North
Poured embrOwned manhood l0rlh
In welcome OF our saviour ana tiny son;
Through battle we have better Learned my
The deep set courage and undnuntcl VIII,
Which, like his own, the days ulsaSterWi,ie'
Cunid. snfe I'm manhood, suffer ana be sun.
Bolh thine and ours the victory hardly won;
II ever with distempcred voice or pen 4,
We have mlsdoemod thee, here wo Jake IL
back - .... i,.,i,
Ana for the doad of both don common plaoh'
he to us cyormole ls thou WIS tleh,
IA wo forlet Niou hast not always been,
Mother OF States Nud unpolluteu men
Vir"iuia. titly named from Englands manly
oueen --,UmoS Hi@ScN Looeit
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Mis4isslpp, River steamboat Racing

10y Mark Twain In the August Atlantic'J
Racing Is royal fun. The puolic, OIL
ways had an idea that racing was dan
gerous; whereas, tho very opposite
was the case---that Is, after the law was
passed restricting each boat to so many
pounds of steam to the square inch'
No engineer was ever sleepy OF careless
when his heart was in race. lie was
constantly Oh the alert, trying guase
cocks and Watching things. The dan
gerous place was on slow, popular BOATS
where the engineer drpwsed around
and allowed chips to get in the doctor
and shut Oft tho water supply rom
the boilers. In the Flush tines
of steamboNtlng, race between
two VIGOROUSLY swift steamers
was nm event Of vast Importance. Inc
date was set for II several weeks III au-
vance, and from that Time forward,
the whole Mississippi Valley was IN q
state of consuming Excitement Poll
tics and the weather were dropped,
and people talked only OF the coming
race. As the time approached, tho
two steamers stripped and got ready
Every incumbrance that added weight
or exposed % resisting surface 70 VIM
or water was removed, II the boat
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could possibly do without It. The
"sparS,' and sometimes even their
supporting deuieks, We're sent ashore,
and no means left to set Tue boat alloat
in ease She got aground When the
Eclipse and the A. l.. Shotwen lan
their great race Twenty-Five years ago,
it was said that pains We're taken to
scrape the giidinypirthe Gnclful device
which hung between the Eclipse's
ehimneEs, and that for that one Trip
the Captain LEFT OF his kid gloves and
had his head shaved, but | always
doubted these things. IL the boat was
known to make her best speed when
drawing five and n half feet forward
and five feet ait she was carefully
loaded to that exact figure She
wouldn't enter dose OF homeopathic
pills in her manifest after that. Hard
~ any passengers were taken, because
they did not only add weight, bat they
never viii trim bOat.n They always
run to the side when there is anything
to see whereas Il conscientious aud cX-
perienccd steambuatmnn would stick
to the center of the boat and part his
hair In the middle with spirit level.
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son,nern Manufactures.

Scarcely southern paper comes to
hand without some notice or argument
for the encouragement Of the pslab-
lishment OF various manufactures in
that section. Georgia has made the
greatest advance in cotton manuiac-
manufacture, but other States are fast
Initiating IL, and there Is u good pros
Epect of II considerable NUM- Der of cot.
ton yarn mills being established the
coming season. These can be started
with moderate expense within the
reach Of home capital. At the same
time, it affords employment to labor,
demand for residences, aud furnishes
new business to the merchant, by
which all Glasses OF industries and
property are improved. The develop
ment OF its iron mines Is also receiving
much attention, and the effort recently
mace to open up European market
for pig iron was sufficiently successful
to warrant the BELIEF that q remunera-
tive market can be found there, Ais.
bama, Tennessee and Kentucky have
made the greatest'adVancement in this
branch of manufacture, and the quality
Of their ore and iron is such rs to give
much promise of the future OF southern
iron industries. This disposition on
the part of the southern people to in
crease their production OF manufac.
tured goods, MS well as of raw products,
can not fail to have an important in
tluence upon its prosperity before long.
Instead Of one resource--cotton- IL
developing great variety of resources
upon which it can rely in case of the
failure Of its staple crop. 1T is thus
augmenting its surplus for shipment,
and decreasing in still greater ratio
its imports for home consumption Of
both food and manufactured goods
( New York Bulletin,
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lfthprc be n land
Where our lungineS stand,
Like angels strong aud sweet,
with wings M head and lett,
Released from their long ward
a nj durauce, put on guard
For strength and incelneSs,
All tha stronger for thor sweetness,
All the GWectrr Tor their strength
In su'u q land at length,
/ wonder, would 10 ever be
That could give II llllls love TO thee.
II In such n place
should see n face,
seen now so long ago,
That should scarcely know
II it might be the same,
And rome spoke my name,
However family,
IN the old Wny-'Sic0ling sanity,
Like Il chant upon my ear,
IN such place fear,
II could, never, never he
That thou couldst have little love ioi
ne,
Elizabeth Stuart Phelps.
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TIE WEEKLY HERALD.

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lshed every saturday morning. Subscrip-
Ion, s2.W per aunnm; $40 for SIX months,
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lul' a less period tilan six months.
Ady easements inserted al the rate of 81 80
per sINarr Tor The hrSt insertion, ana 20 cents
Tor each subsequent insertion.
Obituary notices, murrlage3, deaths, public
meetings, cards Of thanks, Itc 10 be paid for
nj halt advertisement rates.
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THE DAILY h published every
moruiug, EXCEPT Monday ut SO q year, la
advance tlforsiy months; 81 for one month ;
% cent, lor one week; single copies, ID
rents.
Tho Daily Herald Is now furnished To sub
scrlbers ~ carrier at 2l ceuis per week. The
paper VIII be delivered regularly each iooru-
Ing lt sn early hour, to nny pat Of The city
md suburbs Within mile AID q half OF the
court honee. Subscribers failing to receive
Ahelr paper WIN obliga by reporting to Mr.
Sos. Swain. Ut this olhce
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JUSTICES OF TnE PEACE.
SDCEgTEElS.
EzasOuic.

E1asOuic.
All Masonic bodies meet Mt $40 Main street
over G. 81. Wheaps store.
DALLAS COMMANDERY No ., knights
Templar, viii meet nj the Asylum IN the city
of Dallas, on the first Thursday after the last
'''''O'""' - ''' FRANK AUSTIN, Il. c.
Ed. G. Bower, Recorder.
DALLAS CHATTER, No. AZ Royal Arch
Masons, meets ut the Chapter rooms III ne
city OF Dallas, on the first Monday in each
month.
u. L. COOMBES, NJ. j.. II. p.
JosEPH Il. FISHER, Secretary
TANNEHIIL LODGE, No. 80, 7. Il A. NJ,
meats on the second aud last Saturday even
inga of each month, AZ the MaSonie Hal.
IL. u. BOWER, W. NJ.
w. X. CORNISH, Secretary.
DALLAS LODGE, No Az +. 4 A. NJ
meets on the first aud third Saturday even.
ines of every month, nj its hall over Z. NJ
Wheat's store, on Main street.
" "'"' y '' W. Q. Common, WIN.
A. W. NowLrN, Secretary.
odd Fellows.
Iupcla Lodge, U, d., Il q. o. f., meets at
Richardson, Dallas county, every Wednes-
day evening, Mt half-past 2 o'clock, ,
u.s.. F1oYp, Secretary.
RIDGELEY ENCAMPMENT No. -, !. o.
y. n. meets Oh the hrst ana third FRIDAY
nights In each month, at the Qdd Fellows,
MoisE KAHN, Scribe.
DALLAS LODGE No. a, J. o. .. f., meets
on every Wednesday night, ~ me Qua roi-
io I.,,sI h Z hnoSsov, Secretary q;
TRINITY LODGE No. Il. Q. .. +. meets
every Monday nightat Odd Fellows' hail.
49, A. s.. JET, n. q.
ELI MCCONNELL, Secretary.
THOMAS CHAPEL LODGE, l. o. q. H.,
meets every saturday night at the Thomas
oh@p'' 'H"''ns.Io SION s.. RECORD. W. CT.
], W. RECORD W, Secretary.
nALLAs LODGE No. llS, /. o. O. n, meets
every Friday night, at their lodge room, on
Mali street, between Austin mud Lamar
W. $. oDELL, W. Q, I.
A. II. CLINTON, W. y.
UNITED FRIENDS OF TEMPERANCE
Meet every Monday night at old College
p0lo'''S' ''''" Nv NJ. b. FRANKLIN, VIZ.
j, N. RUSSELL. H. =.
knights OF Pythias.
CoEuR DE LION LODGE No: =, meet
GyGgy HTsSH nssSSy Sv g. " YRc6afi Morgan
C,i ii. A. McCuilam, prelnte; y. II; tlohnrt
son X II. md s. jos. Swim, Mnhtor'at
Arms, j. q, Leigh, NJ, Of ~ Paul fufst, ~ 81
r., Harry Jacobs, /. g., John II, Ryan, u y
R'Nai n'Ritb,
nAIt,As LODGE NO. lg7, BNAI FIRTH
meeiR every second aud fourth Tuesuuy u
each month. President, y. doslini Vice pres
| ldcnt, Noise Kahn; secretary, Joseph y
Friend; monitor, d. uoslini treasurer, Eihai
uel Kahn.
Patrons OF Inusbandry.
pRrCKINRTDaE GRANGE No, q, OF tn
| pnironu Of lIuabandry, meets NJ Patrons
hall, Richardson, on the first and third sa'
urdnys OF onoh month";. , $500
"'''' W, II. HARRIS, Master
| w, II, STARK, FL, Socrotnry'
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
ClTY OF DALLAS.

Mayor--W. b. Cabeu.
Engineer--Willlam n. Johnson.
Attoney--William NJ. Edwards,
TreasurtT-RObert IL. West.
Secfctaiy--J. Il. Hereford.
Assessor and C0llector-lhomas j. l{eeton'
MarShal-Juuius Peak.
Health Oiliccr:-Dr. NJ. A. Cornelius.
Aldarmen-r'i ward Ii. Ervay, +. l.,
WiNimetle, j. W. Crow'lus. Second ward:
Alfred Davls and A. n. Obenchain. Third
ward: d. h. Grove, d. +. Jet and W. J,
shone, Fourth ward: H. V. Tompkins and
Il. c. Mcclure.
The onlces of the various city officers are
ut the city market house. The board of Al
iermen meet In regular session at the conn
ell room over the market, every Tuesday
- (.
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POOR LITTLE JOE.
ny rE0bEG ARKwRIGuT,

Prop yer eyes wide open, Joey
Fur I'VE brought YOU sumthin' great.
Apple? No, u durned sight better!
DOu'G you take no Interest? Wait
Flowers, Joe-l llnoWd you'd like 'cu-
Atu't them scrimptiuus2 amt them high
Tears, my boy! Wot's them for Joey!
There--poor little Joc-don't cIy
was silippln' past n winder
Where 4 ban--up lady sOt,
All amongst . lot Of bushes
Each one climbin' from pot;
Every BUSH had lowers on il.
Pretty? Mebbe mott On, no!
Wish YOU could a seen 'em CROWN,
1t was such stunnin show.
Well, thought OF you poor feler
Lynn here 80 sick and weak,
Never KNOWN any comfort,
And puts on lots q cheek.
"Missus," says /, "if You please, mum,
Could AK you for u rose?
For my little brother, missus-
Mover seed one, Isuppose."
Then told her MI about YOU
How bringed you up-pOor Joe
U.ackiu' Women folks to 10 ~
Sich II imn you was, you Enow-
TIL yer got that awful tumble,
list as 1 had broke yer IN
lizard work, too) to earn yer Twin
Blackiu' boots lOr honest lin.
How that tumble crippled of you,
SOS you couldn't hyper mnch--
JOe, 1t hurried when ! seen you
Fur the first time with your crutchs
'But,P | says, mes ai up nov, mum,
Pears 60 weaken every day
Joe, she got up and went IT, culllh'--
That's the how Of this bOkay,
Say IL seems to me, ole irller
You is quite Nerself tonight;
Kind o. ouirli--iI's been a iJrtuit
SpnCQ yer eye has butn ST. bright
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Responsible Agents Wanted Everywhere
REFER ny PERMISSION TO

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Address the chief manager,
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DAELAS COUNTY,

District Judge--iI. RarllsdHle, Dallas.
Criminal Court Judgc-Sllas Hare, Shor'
man.
Dig'rict Attorney-E q. Bower Dallas.
District and OK OliC!o County Clerk
Alexander HarWOOd.
Deputy Clerlcs-.R. n. Rawlins, Pierre Nj
Brown William A. HARDWOOD.
Shcrin'-James II. Barliley,
ClerE II. II. Ably.
Tax Clerll--G, NJ. Bnrkley.
Deputy Shorifls-J. Nj. Chapman, Thomas
=. Scott, Beverly Scott, Harry Farmer John
". Bowen, George W. walker james MoShcr
W. W. lIobOs Joe Record and Mute Ogden.
Survcyor-Robcrr M. Cook.
Treasurer Martin V. Cole.
Cattle and Hide uspector--Thomas john
son. .
JUSTICES OF TnE PEACE.
Precinct No. IN. NJ. Buriord presiding
justccl, Dallas.
Precinct No. 2-Wlllam A. George. Lam
caster
Precinct No. S-N. o, McAjnms, Five
Mile Creek.
Precinct No. l-Thomas Il. Frank, Breck'
mridge,
Precinct No. 5-Thomas u. Coates scyene
C0NSTABLES.
Precinct No. IA. II Hardin
Precinct No, IN. NJ. rondren.
Precinct No, 3--R. +. Barker.
Precinct No. III. $. Floyd,
lIecinct No. 6-J. a. Fisher,
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rVBlIsIlED ~

TgG DALLlS HERALD PRINTING COMPANY.
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Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.

-------. -~---.--
Symptoms of a Diseased Liver.
DAlN in the right s'dc, under the
! edge oftAe ribs, increase on pres
'ure; sometimes the pain is in the
LETT sidej the paiien, is rarely able
to lie on the left side; sometimes
the pain is fcly Under the shoulder
blade, and it frequently extends TO
the top Of the shoulder, and is so%c-
times mistaken for rheumatism in
the arm. The stomach is affected
with loss Of appetite and sickness;
the bowels in general are co5tiyc,
sometimes alternative with lax; the
head is troubled with pain, accom-
panied with a dull, heavy sensation
in the back part. There is generally
considerable loss Of memory, ac-
companicd with a painful sensation
Of having left undone something
which Ought 70 have been done, A
slight, dry cough Is sometimes an at
tcndant. The patient complains of
WEAKNESS aud debility; he is easily
startled, his feet are cold or burning,
and he complains OF prckly sensa-
ton Of the skin; his spirits are low;
aud although he Is satisfied that excrs
else would be beneficial to him, yc,
he can scarcely summon up fortitrdc
enough to try it. In fact, he dis
trusts every remedy. Several of the
above symptoms attend the disease,
but cases have occurred where few
Of them existed, yet examination of
the body, after death, has shown thu
LIVER to haze been extensively de-
ranged.
AGUE AND FEVER
Dr.. c. M'LANE's LIVER Pulls, IN
CASES OF AcuE AND FEVER, when
taken with Quinine, are productive
of the most happy resuits. No better
cathartic can be used, preparatory to
or after taking Quininc. We would
advise all who are afflicted with this
disease to give them a FAIR TRIAL.
I. 3. Dealers aud rhyslciass ordering nom
Others than Fleming Bros. will do we'll 10 wli,o
t,,cir orders distinctly, aad tale hoHe lm pr.
G. WLaRc'J Lieo Pais, prepared By Eemhg
Bros i'iiRrga, Pd,, he market teipg ytuR u
base i@itotios. 70 those Wishing 70 give lhtm
trial. we will forward per mail post paid. to any
part Of the United States one box Of Fills for
twelve thrce-cent postage stamps, or ono vial "
NermtuCe for fourteen thrre-ctnt staups. All
Orders from Canada must DO accompanied by
twcaty cents extra.
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Condensed Through Time Card
To points North and East via the
Houston and Texas Central R'y
AND CONNECTIONS.

= Train leaving Galveston ats.O0 p. NJ. and
Houston NJ 800 p. N. md 500 A. NJ, daily. ar
rives as follows.
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g AZ H GIFTS
Awarded NJ First Drawing.

1875 Cash gifts, amounting to...,....,s55O,OO O
ho'H.s's'''"''.s eau ehcn,
Ten oupons.",.."",.. = each.
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BRECK INRIDdB GRANGE NO, y, 81 tns
hall, Richardson, on the nrst and third Sat
urdeys OF onoh month";. n,, $3.50.
w, II, STARK, Hr., Secretary,
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DALLAS LODGE NO lI, BNh A., Bia,I ~
eaeh month. President, y, uoslini vice pres,
lient, Noise Kahn; secretary, Joseph ~
Friend; monitor, d. uoslini treasurer, Emun
pni n MIN
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FRIDAY.--Friday, long regarded as day
of III omen, has been an eventful one in
American history. Friday, Christopher Co.
iumbus sailed on bis voyage Of discovery
Friday, Henry VII Of England gave John
Cabot his commission which led to the dis
covery Of North Ahsfica. Friday, So. Angus
tine, the Oldest town in the United States,
was founded. Friday, the Mayfower with
the Pilgrims arrived At Plymouth Friday
they signed the august compact, the forerunnef
Of the present Constitution. Friday, George
Washington was born. Friday, Bunker Hill
was seized ard fortified. Friday, the sur.
render of Corvallis at Yorktown occurred,
and on Friiay the motion was madc in Con
gress that the United Colonies were. and Of
right ought TO be, free and independent,
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What q ohimera is mani What singular

What a chimera is mani What singular
phenomenon What being Of contrariety !
A judge Of all things, yet fool in many. A
giant in intellect, yet feeble worm. The
shrine of truth, yet a mass of doubt and un-
certainty. At once the glory and the shame
of the universe. If he boasts he is lowered !;
if be humbles himself he is raised either way
be is contradicted, till he learns he is mon
strous, incomprehensible mystery. Oh, the
grandeur and the littleness, the excellence
and the badness, the purity and the corrupt
ion, the majesty and the meanness, the bold
ness aud the cowardice of humanity
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BISMARCK AND THE GERMAN BfsHoPs. -
The Christian InteIIigencer says: Ameri-
cans who censure Bismarck for his harsh
treatment of the ultramontane bishops of
Germany evidently fail to penetrate his mo-
tfves or their designs. Not only do these re-
calcitrant bishops foment civil discussions and
inculcate and encourage disobedience to the
laws, but there can be little doubt that insLir-
ed by the Vatican, they are conspirators
against the recently compacted unity of the
German Empire Their sympathies were al
ways with Catholic Austria, in whose interest
they used all their influence to prevent the
formation of the union. They were at all
times the indefatigabe enemies of the project
of united faderland and when Prussia, as
the inevitable result of the union, became the
influential and controlling head of Germany
forcing Austria to shrink within narrower
bounds and to hold a subordinate position
they took no pains to conceal their hostility to
of united Germany is their real ultimate aim.
In the interests of the Roman Church--to
which they sacrifice their patriotism, and fol
which they would reduce their native land to
the dimensions of a petty principality--they
are aiming to destroy the union which raised
Germany, as If by miracle, to the front rank
Of the world, Split up again into petty and
conflicting sovereignties, and brought into
collision with France and Austria if possible,
Germany, they fancy might become an easy
prey to the intrigues of Rome, which would
seek to array the Catholic States of Europe
in federative alliance against those which
arc protestant, and thus prepare the way fol
some future Napoleon to crush them IN detail
The battle of ideas which Bismarck is now
waging against Rome is one, on the success Of
which depends not merely the peace of Ger.
many, but of all Europe. Germany united is a
guarantee Of peace. Germany torn into frag.
ments would be signal Of war widespread
and devastating"
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BETTER THAN G0LDs


Better than grandeur, better than gold,
Than rank and title a Thousand fold
Is q healthy body, mind at ease,
And simple pleasures that always please;
A heart that can feel for neighbours woe
And share hts Joys with genial glow,
With sympathies large enough to enfold
AL men as brothers. Is better than gold.
Better than gold is a conscience clear,
Though toiiing for bread In q humble sphere;
Doubly blest with content and health,
Untired by the lust Of cares or wealth,
Lowly living and lofty thought
Adorn and ennoble q poor mans cot,
For man and morals, on Natures plan,
Are the genuine test Of a gentleman.
Better than gold is the sweet reposee
OF the sons of toll when their labors close;
Better than gold is the poor mans sleep,
And the balm that drops on his slumbers deep.
Bring sleeping draughts to the downy bed
Where luxury pillows his aching head
His simpler opiate labor deems
A shorter road to the land of dreams.
Better than gold is thinking mind
That in the realm of books can find
A treasure surprising Australian ore,
And live with the great and good of yore,
The sage's lore and the poets lay,
Tho glories of empires past away;
The worlds great drama will thus enfold
And yield pleasure better than gold.
Better than gold is peaceful home,
Where all the fireside charities come;
The shrine of love and the heaven of life,
Hallowed by mother, or sister, or wife,
However humble the home may be,
Or tried by sorrow with Heavens decree,
The blessings that never were bought or sold
And centre there, are better than gold.
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Bones. ---Therc Is probably no one who
Could not tell you volumes Of experiences and
tsufferings from the consistency Of borcs, al
though every ones idea Of them varies Tho
man wtd replied, when asked whHt = bore
was, "A fellow who talks nbout himself whers
you wantt talk ubouy yourself, made tho
most'oomprehcnsfye ciasSincation 81 Tie kind
vet imagined and they ali; *hh slight .varia-
tions, Come under this heading, for II they do
not talk about themselves; it Is ah0tt hobby
OF their own that they hold forth. Tiers Is
the scientific bore, .sOn man and his functions
lie talks with SMILE i never meet one of
these that do not remember the snab adj
ministerial tn a person of this description by
one of the most ptominontand wittiest Of New
York dinsrs1out. Tho boto having button
lioled him, was pouring forth his theories;
and ended with the assertion that the oyster
Vas the equal Of man. II hold" said Mr..
b., ssthat 1t In the supcriory for an oyster
sometimes shut mp" with which extinguisher
he gently diseilgaged himself from the
clutches Of his adversary. 9aF
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-06-02

If the time ever comes for the explanation
Of the mysteries Of this world, we should be-
glad TO know why the young man who re-
marks on leaving church, ~ can preach q
better sermon than thar myself, +" l. contspt 70
wear out his life over q counter At any dol-
lars month.