, 1875-10-17

The ladies' will now wear striped Id siasa
IS Sal that the top stripe will match tassaa
stockings, but you can's pro7e it.
4 man mav occasionally kiss the w1ong sa4
sby mistake. But, when he makes psstsa
it, the right woman finds it out,-aud thseszs
bothera him. :
A little boy gazing upon IN old picture ah
mother, takan in low dress, rematxsd, axa
ma. yon was mos resdy for bed ~han dss exE
wns tooken:"
Many married men will concaiya Estsr
spect for the Fiji Islander when thsr ~
formed that he begins hls housekeeping r ~
ing mp his mothe1-in-law.
Iowa women don't believe In Dream, bask
one Of them dream that sha saw Eer t1sex:
nth his arm around the Widow Smith. I'D sa7
EuIK around for half day.
Nothing in the world makes man % nstn
to dream that be ID kissing pretty 81 ~
wake up and find that =. deptaysd dy ssEss
around tho ragged edge Of his mouth.
star-spangled stockings are the latest sH1ai
but the probabilities are that Nc shaa aot =
See, By the davns early Light,
What 70 proudly va hailed at tho tFitshsa sss9
ing.
Mr. 4. R. SNOW, OF Medina, n. l., has1n9 Us
deserted BY his wife, publishes ths ~ ~ !,
village newspaper. saylng. in conclopea: :
now forbid any woman stepping On m1po
ises."
When an Indiana girl gets tired Of loFs = :.
determines to dismlss him, aha aoeea sas ".
much fresco-work iuto her speech: II
you can pull OF now, Sam" Is her sc5 1sa4''
"thls eng won't hatch-
"HeDry, why don't you keep supply o. so~
in your pocket?" said young lady 70 ha II.
at the theatre recently; you woulont Il sosss =. 4,
to run ont after every act ; and l oon
you are 80 awful fond OF cloves, snJnos'
When Sydney Smith compared nssr'noaI ..
pair OF shears, he divided the lastar aseaaa u.
tween the man and the wife. Since saas FL
however, things have so changed thas M Fee
has come to be regarded as the sheab u"
as the shorn.
"Does my babY annoy you nignss1 ~. :.
fond mother to serions-loonn8 5ns 5sns =
who occupied the adjoining room: u
not At all" he meekly replied; II love - +.
And yet he had been engaged tor eesas& W
upon an article in defense Of He1ot- :
Here is communication cent to shs f1s msg;s
New Chronicle: Mrs. -, on sp9 g..h.s3S; JsS
after throwing Standing lamp At her aas.1 aa%:.1x
head and calling him bad names. ples:s s.s,u ~.
ene;tss,ant sneuss, n1e oeS''A '''A'N 1|~ E.lE
A lady called upon her mi1liuer tho o1 ~. =
to get the character OF her ser7aos. e
spectacle appearance OF the laste5 81 ~ s.ts3
questioning. u But ID she honess -
lady. ''I an not 90 certain about tost' x s.{u
the mi1liner: !" have sent her 70 son -. s I'd
bill dozen times, and she has aefer ~ r.
me the money" ~.
About these times the senslmdneA
wande.s forth to gather the golden '.'oanfsf lea,f
she picks them up one By ons she as soe = =
"Oh! falling leaves, be that passemt t,yll y
read lesson in your falling. You aD b1
human life. Your mission secon'2,laus
cold hand of--wo-o-o that Dig aSa1
pillar !-woWch /" -,
Scene, an English railway csrnsgex: gex:..fx .fx
lady to only other occupant (male) J: st,stIa
you, sir. to" Only other Q. 1matae} etsj
his head cut Of the window: "dna5n' sn ~ "a:
Guard: "We1l, sir, wot's the row ..s, ~ IL
(male): "I-1've been 1psnlted oy .sn ~
male" Guard: Ian right, str; po' y.
the mail car at next station"
"Bub, is your mother in ?" asked : We sEsp
lady the other evening of LAD OF ~ ID
lounging over his widowed mothers 9st !, i
she's out" be answered. Gone up -
your dead fathers gr.ysl" she s oonsinai;e .3.@ ;e
with . chap who haa inches OF fat ''.a IN ~ ~ 70
aud Til bet tan to one she'll halter hsa.
= month. Vicksburg Rerald ~
1t was q young and not At Al sooTTtd1 en- !
Eady Who yesterday stepped ont OF s.ars d y
enue car, and disappeared into st41e st4'easT i
Bowery. After apologlzing to the eoaa5w
asking him to wait while she purcaAls - 81
Of muslin and materials for WINTER us ~
was back in less than tan minutes. enI ensIlsssh
quentIy complained to IN sstonlshee ps'''
but the car vas gone. "-Neto fork ot'a- =.
Romance Of tho back steps: A eseea nj
uel1e girl standing On the piazza WIN e.tsstas
appraised; huge tom-cat emerging, S,.,1bt$ ,1bt$
from beneath the steps; sudden aoa ss'4t !. rss,t
,cent Of the mop; concueaion; ~ LII
pg yowl; the tom-cat STRENGTHENING .nSf
ne limbs in the agon.sa Of dissosnt,4sn isstas I'm
II tho sweat, apiritpelle S:rl tnroasrz z3f
ioor: Ma, Ire zoashsd a1'n
publican.