Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1875-09-10
MULTUM IN PARYO.

DIsCOURsING sweet music-Blowing
your own trumpet.
HUMPTULIPs is the name of river in
Washington Territory.
VULCANIzED rubber pavements are un-
der trial at Pittsburgh, Pa.
WHAT'S become of Weston? Has his
sole stopped marching on?
THE extra sleep obtained by the use OF
mosquito canopy is net gain.
WHEN do teeth unsurp the tongues
prerogative? When they are chattering.
| TAxIDERMY for parents-H you want to
preserve your children do not stuff them.
DELAWARE peaches are being shipped
to England this seasonal thing never
done before.
! WHEREVER three or four thieves are
banded together there may you find
| rifle" team.
"A NEVADA paper speaks of an urehin
! that had been playing with mules tail
as I" a spoiled child"
TT looks as if Mexico was to have an
other revolution. She ought to have-it's
month over time now.
ONE cheese-manufacturer in Central
New York has seen his whey to a clear
profit of 81 900 this year.
DEER are very numerous in Virginia
now, having greatly multiplied since the
war, especially in the lOwland region.
"WAs not her death quite sudden?'
said condoling friend to a bereaved
widower. Well, yes, rather, for her,"
STEWART says it is the hardest thing in
the world for lady to purchase goods and
not try to beat the clerk down or ask for
credit.
PROF. TICE says that we shall have
thirteen days of rain in October, and now
get your tubs and pals ready to catch
rainwater.
ALMOST anyone can start daily news
paper, but it sometimes keeps a man
scratching around pretty lively night and
day to keep it going.
THE next thing to peldition is an East
ern poor-hOuse or lunatic asylum. This
assertion is based on the reports of I'M
biased local newspapers.
ITmust make a woman feel mean to
take poison, write two or three farewell
letters, upbraid her husband and then be
saved by a stomach pump.
"'TIs strange that remain maid,
Though fifty SWANS have homage paidl"
"The reason you have told" says Fanny,
You have Just f0rby-nme 100 many"
A LADY living at Easton, Pa, has had a
fly in her ear for ten months Here is q
woman who herself knows what man
sometimes suffers from a constant buzz
ing.
CALIFORNIA pays a bounty of fifteen
cents for squirrel scalps, and California
girls borrow shotguns, buy dollars
worth of ammunition and go out and kill
the hired man.
THE times are hard, but the Southern
papers are nobly retaining their independ-
dence. Says the Savannah Meas: "a
twenty-five cent melon and a dollar notice!
We can't see it.n
WHENCE come our Aborigines?'' stern
ly demands the Baltimore Sum- It's easy
enough to tell where they are going. They
are padding out into the vast unknown,
81 it were, over limitless ocean of cheap
whisky.
If man wants to be mean and show
his littleness he will build his garden
fence so high that no neighbours COW can
more than look over it and feel her mouth
water at sight of the cabbages. -DetroGt
Free Press.
THE Popular Science Monthly wonders.if
animals have sense of humor. 1t
wouldn't wonder any after hearing the
horse-laugh of an Oshkosh girl when her
sweetheart gets back from the lumber
Louis Republican.
KELLY is said to be at work on some
with which he will soon ex-
hibit his great invention as thing ac-
This is said of him, but
there is a motor something in the public
eye, and people "can't see it.o
THE Dundee Ad0ertiser publishes an
item of some interest TO numismatolo-
gists. Having promised that money was
once coined in Dundee, this journal states
that the rarest specimen known of the
local mint is a unique silver halfpenny
of King Robert IL, in very good preserva-
ton. 1t is the only one of that reign
known to be in existence, and is, further,
the only still existing regal halfpenniy
coined at Dundee in any reign. The coin
is not much larger than herring scale
and only weighs seven grains.