The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1875-04-03
ALI Sorts.

ALI Sorts.
KNIVES and forks should be handled
without gloves.
FRONTIER costume-The outskirts of
civilization.
Now THAT the rivers and hydrants and
pumps are frozen up, COWS should give
purer milk. NorristO,On Herald.
"THRIvINa in the outskirts f" is the
latest designation for picking ladies
pockets.
HARVARD had 1,196 students in at
en- dance during the last academic
year.
A MANS good fortune often turns his
head: his bad fortune as often ayerts
The head of his friends.
Mr.. SPINNER's autograph commands
a higher price IN the market than that
of any other man.
SUSIE LIBERTY has thirteen lovers,
and each of them exclaims, "Give me
liberty or give me death y
AT one of most fashionable London
clubs recently $4,000 were lost and won
at ecarte in ten minutes.
Miss WILSON, the author of est
Elmo" is characterized by some one as
"a local Florence Nightingale.
THE King of Burmah is going to start
newspaper to be published in Burmese
and English.
PRESIDENT PURNELL, of Delaware
College, reports that there is now being
educated in Maryland one out of every
six of the population.
TAKE away my first letter, take away
my second letter, take away all my
letters and / am always the same. Its
the mail carrier.
WHAT is the difference between a
tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is
hollow cylinder and the other is a
silly Hollander.
A HYPoDRoME which will accommo-
date 10000 spectators is building in
Paris. at the entrance of the avenue
Montaigne, Champs Elysees.
"WHAT a shame that 1 should be
maker out of work-''I, that have
stayed the stomachs of hundreds"
"WHY did you pass yesterday with
out looking at me?'' said beautiful
woman to Tallerand. Because,
madam, if l had looked I could not
have passed.
A PERSON of an inquiring turn of
mind asks: "Does the Lord love man
who spends at q church festival the
money he owes to his washerwoman ~
We pass the conundrum to the next
man.
'IDIoT!" exclaimed a lady coming
out of the theatre last evening, as
gentleman accidentally stepped on her
trailing skirt. (Which one of u.s."
biandly responded the man.
A FEATURE of revival of religion III
Springfield is a'pledge which hundreds
of children have been induced to sign.
1t is a solemn covenant, by the terms of
which the signer promises to become
and continue Christian during life.
JOHN 2. JONES and e. r. Burk have
become exclusive owners of the Sumner
gold mine in Kern county, Cal. They
have paid for it at the rate of 5000. 900,
and have an eighty stamp mill nearly
ready to run.
EXPERIMENTS recently made III Eng
land indicate that wagons are most easi-
ly drawn on all kinds of roads when the
fore and hind wheels are of the same
size, and when the pole lies lower than
the axle.
RUBBER horse Shoes are the latest
novelty. Their cost, as compared with
iron, is about one-third more, and their
weight forty per cent. less. 1t is said
that horses suffering from cracked or
contracted hoofs are soon cured by their
use.
GARIBAIDI wore the traditional cos
tune when he was sworn in the Ital-
ian Parlament-a red shirt, white man
tie, and blue cap embroidered with
gold. When he answered in a clear
voice, "Giuro" ca swear, there was a
burst of applause and cries of bravo"
A BRILLIANT and adhesive paste,
adapted to the use of manufactures of
fancy articles, painters, etc, may be
made Ivy dissolving casein precipltated
from milk by acetic acid, and washed
with pure water, in saturated solution
of borax.
THE editor AID staff of French il
Illustrated sportiI = paper dined recently
off a magnificent quarter of lion, which
had been sent to the former by the we'll
known lion hunter, NJ. Constant Cheret.
The dish was declared to be de-
licious.
TAKE a piece of Wilton or velvet car
pet-Brussels will not answer-cut out
a pair of soles, put them inside your
qoots or shoes, and when you ride IN
super chilled horse cars or take long
sleighrides, you'll find them superior to
felt, cork or any other contrivance In
general use.
LIEUT.. CONDOR, of the British explor-
ing party IN Palestine, thinks he has
found several of the lost cities Of the
Bible In the hills of the country OF
Judah. He has discovered many ex-
tensive ruins, and he believes their
identity with the cities of Bible history
now known no more can be established.
The objection which many persons
urge against using tincture of iodine on
the skin is that the stain Is ineradlcable,
except after considerable time. of
few drops of caTbolic acid be added to
the tincture," says a medical journal,
sit will not stain moreover, the tinct re
itself is more etficacious.
The Queen Dowager of Bavaria, who
recently joined the Roman Catholic
Church, has ordered the construction,
at her own expense, OF new Catholic
church at Munich, which will cost 3D.
900 marks (f17,000). The Municipal
Council of Munich had refused prev
ously to construct the church, as the
town has already quite sufficient church
accommodation.
Some travellers were visiting cavern
in South America. While the party
were within investigating the gloomy
interior, there was noticed an OLD