The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1875-06-04
Little johnny ON Babies.

"uue see me pltchin In 10 eui. | can tel
you, Tor don't like EN-. but wen You luke
AL one, and see en- SO little, you say now
n was TO take OF my cote and give YOU
good thrassin you cudent help yourself,
so may be- you cant help being nuisance,
too. That's wot say wen our baby puts
It's gummy hands onto my face wen line
made To So and miLd him. but YOU Test
walt nj he gifts as big AS me. So IL wude be
lar lite, and then see wot lie do. that's
all. spose like that little ieller. like
line tole To. but wot does he PUT his gum
my hands for In my face when kiss him
| no were there Is baby wch is lot
older than ourn, but not morn halef so
big, and IL cant wok, and il cant tok, but
sech dresses as that baby wears wude
make yure head swim. Ii is In shop
windo, and IL is made OF whax.
spoSe babies Is different from foxes COS
then don't no no better, but II | was them
you wudent cetch me putin every
thing In this world into my mouths. can
tel you. like ourn does. Mary, that's the
house maid, she was only chile wen she
was To home. and she use 10 have dolls, but
she never see a meat baby real cloce Ill she
come TO our house, and that girl was jes a
stonish oil the time 10 see wot baby
wude do, and il was morn munth
fore she wude tuch It, One DAY Mary she
come a Dustin in the dipin room wen it
was dinner, wife like "a sheet, aud hardly
any breth, and she said o. II you pleas.
mum, babby has went and ct the nursry
dorc every bit up, oil but jes the mob. but
4 Wen my mother she went 10 see wot was
! the matter il was only father had luke OF
the dore TO men IL, and baby was a suckin
round paper waite. Sech girl
| have othsr thing TO tel YOU bout
Mary, that's the house maid. Wen she frs
ar f..l txfsa Nxfffh ID. N..1
he was plain with baby after lunchen.
and he had the cork of ale bottle
stickin on the cork scru. and he was let
tin baby take IL in his mowth. Mary she
come IN vile he was dom IL, and she see
him pull IL out quick, and she ran in the
Kitchen a fas "a ever she cude and brOt
Uncle Ned tumbler OF a tray, Tween
me and you don't bleeye that girls gotany
thinker.
There was man and his wife and their
little baby, and they lived by their sells In
the woods, ten hundred thousand miles
from any other house. The man he hunt
ed deers with gun, and the woman she |
stade 10 home TO mind baby and cuke the /
meat And one offie dark mite the man
haddent come home. and the woman she |
new he had got lost. and was xii by sab
bages. and ct by vile beest. and she was
a Trade. Bimc by, way in the mite. she
herd some thing like a little chile erwin. I
and cryin, out side in the dark. some
times on one side of the house, and some
times not and she said il was a spirit witch I
had come for her baby. so she set i'm the 4
middel of the room and Rugged her baby. /
and was friten NOSE 10 dcth. And the /
Thing KEEP cryin, and cryin. oil her blud \
run cole. but her baby was "A sleep in her 4
arms. poor thing. AT las she herd a nois \
at the windo, and she luked mp and hol- 1
Tered. for she see two CRATE eyes lukin in l
thru the glss. like coles OF fire, and line 1
that friten | cant rite any more. COS its \
mite, and line lone. weres my mother?
I've foun Uncle Ned, and he has liz his 4
pipe. and he says drive head. Johnny. if \
you confer up "A iitin demon lie stan BY
and see fair play, wei jus then there was a
gun, for il was panther. and the man
had come home and shot il. But wen he
went in the house his wife dddent kno
hin. cos she had went mad. and she had
hug the little baby 30 lite it was dead.
II Ide been her yude a saw me git the
poker and wok strate up TO the windo, and
Idle said Mister Panther. il you carry nrs
In your eyes IL has got to be poked. and
lde a let MIN have il rs fur IN as ! cude
make it 90, and said hooray. But Uncle
Ned he says wot wude done If | had see
a notice on the windo like AZ the MENACE
RE. don't worry the anmcl-s
Two babies witch i jest like is twins.
but Missis Jonsin she tole me ollie cram
rner, for she said hern was twins, witch
amt so. COS have seen EN-, and one i a
girl. May be the other j. twin, but a
twins no good with out II has got mate,
its like pare of boots wen one has been
give 10 the poor. who wants the other?
don't kno how foxes wich has twins gifts
on for there wudent be enuf things i'm the
house for two babies to put in their
mouths. My father he says babies putin
things in their mouths Ia a instinct, cos In
a natcherel state they wude hat TO eat lot
Of things witch they wude find, or they
wude starve, but think they mite oil most
"a vel starve To deth as git pizened.
Ourn is named Frank. ana [ have rote
some poetry wien j. for mother to sing
him asleep wen he wude rather stay
wake and hammer the legs of the pean
with bottle of colone:
seepity, seepity. FankIty Fank,
Button its blu eys up. hanky pank pank,
sech rum baby no body amt got,
And If they would say So Wy that wade be rot.
Luy boy, lully boy, SHORTY snore..
Wen IL wakes up IL shall crol on the fore
Sech rum baby no body Amt see,
And If they wude say so they got 10 fife me.
Hooray. wont my mother jus go wild
with happy when sho her that, and say
made IL oil my ownself, you mus git il
by hart real quick? And won't she say
Mary, that's the house maid, you come
this mint and mind these egs bilin, cos
got to put baby to sleep, poor little fell
Ter, he is SO tired !-London Fun.
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