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GENERAL TICKET DsPARTXEHT,
COLUMBIA, S. c., January u 1910: J. ~
The following Passenger Schedule VII be ope- :
rated on and after Monday, January LID |
GOING NORTH. -
No. Train. No. Train.
Leave Augusta. ......... $50 A. M. lib P.4.
Leave GraniteYille. 10. % A. u. SUI PM:
Leave Columbia Junc'n 2.13 M. :;f9.67P.M@
Lave Columbia. 2.45 P. M. 800 7. ID.
Leave Chester. ....... 1854 2. M. -s!-------------
Arrive Charlotte -. 900P. II. --
- =. GOING SOUTH. - ,'~7e,.EE>'' 3
v,,.-.... No. Train. No. 3Trainss
Ieaye Charlotte. ....... $50 a. n. -------
Iesye Chester. II 90 a. N. .-<s---:-
Leoye COLUMBIA. 252P NJ IA. NJ
Leave Column ia Junc'rt3.17 P. II. 415 a. D.
Leave Graniteville -: 7.15 2. M. .4S A. M.
Arrive Augusta. .........8.G5 P. u. 8.45A: M
&Breakfast; +Dinner;, fSupper, -
Train No. 2, from Augusta, connects c!osety
via Charlotte only for all points North via ktsa-
moud, and via DanVille and Lynchoufg. tnfs
Train runs daily. ..-... = $50. =.
Coinmbia and wilmington for all points North
via Richmond, all Rail. And via Poetsmcueh,
with Bay Line, and Old Dominion Steamers Yor
New York Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays.
This Train runs daily. sscss4 IL. . Y
Train No. i. from Charlotte, connects. closely
from Northern points with alFLlnes st Augusta.
This Train runs daily. o. .s.-,: - :
Train No. 8, from Columbia, connects closely
from Northern points via Wilmington, with al
Lines at Augusta. This Train runs daily.
JAS. ANDERSON, General Sup't
A. POPE, Gen. Passenger and Ticket Agent
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WIININeToN, COLUMBIA AND AUGUSTA R. R..

GENERAL PASSENGER DEPARTMENT,
COLUMBIA, S. c., April ], 1875 -
The following Passenger Schedule VIII be ope-
rated on and after Saturday, April Sd: -
GOING NORTH. ~
Leave Columbia, 70 p. m.
Leave Florence, EO q. IN.
Arrive at wilmington, 7.1o q. 70.
GOING SOUTH. -. -
Leave Wilmington, 6!o p. m.
Leave Florence, - -.-t - ~ m'E
Arrive st Columbia, I'D 9: m.
Makes through connections, all rail, North and
South. and water line connections via Ports q
mouth. Through tickets sold and baggage check
ed to all principal points. Pullman sleepers.
JAMES ANDERSON.
General Superintendent. G
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Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

THE WORLDS PoPULATGoN.- Tho
great populations of tho world lie in Asia,
but geographers think the scales will turn
in favor Of the United States during the
coming centuries.
The population Of the globe, according
to Herren Benin and Wagner, two Ger
man statisticnns, is Mt the present time,
1901 900, 900. or this NUM- bor, 300, ,O00,-
600 arc credited to tho British Empire.
including British India. The total popu-
lation of India is put at 300 900, 600, and
China at million over this number,
probably excessive estimate. AS whole
these estimates aie probably as near tho
truth as car be. Another man Of figures,
Mr.. Axon, an Englishman, has been
making estimates for the future. These
are not so wol based, OF course, but are
interesting. lie is of the opinion that in
the year 1000 tho United States will have
Il population of 100000, 600, while the
British Isles will have 81 ,00O,00 This
gentleman does not anticipate that our
civilization will be eclipsed as that Of
Rome was, by the triumph OF barbarians,
the danger Of the future being from into
rior decentralization and vice.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21
Weaverville, August 81, 1875.

How He Won HER.-A young couple
were enjoying rustic seat in Prospect
Park, one evening last week., and from
the expression OF the masculine represent
ative's face it was evident that he was a
"goner'-drifted, as it were, over the
great psychological Niagara of affection
and was even then being dizzily whirled
about in the frothy whirlpool of sent;-
ment. The swimming swans had no
charm for him; the eagles were as moth
ing; and he did not even notice the big
white bear.
"Oh, do be mine," he said, attempting
to draw her a little nearer his end of the
seat.
She made herself rigid and heaved a
sigh.
"I'l be a good man and give up all my
bad habits" he urged.
No reply.
"I'll never drink another another DROP"
he continued.
Still unrelenting sat the object of his
alteration.
"And give up chewing"
No response.
"And smoking"
Cold as ever.
"And join the church"
She only shook her head.
"And give you n diamond engagement
ring" he added in desperation.
Then the maiden lifted her dropping
eyes to his, aud leaning her frizzles OF
his shoulder, tremblingly murmured int
his ravished ear:
"Oh, Edward, you-you are so good =
And there they sat until the soft arm
of night-that dusky nurse OF the world
had folded them from sight, pondering
planning, thinlng-shc of the diamond
ring, and he of how on earth he was tC
get it,
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21
Advertising Rates
ADyERTIsEKs' DIRECTORY.

BALCII, J. r.. Dealer in Clothing, Etc, Tn
der odd Fellows Hall, Weayervillo
BEACON LODGE. NO. 300, l. Q. G, T., meets
every Sunday evening.
Il BROOKS, TIIOS. j., Photographer, Corner
Court Taylor Sts. W Wcaverville.
4 BUSH & jon NSON, Forwarding and Com
mission Merchants, Reading
Il CHALLENGE SALOON, Main Street, Wca-
yewille.
COMET LODGE, No. 81, |. 0. 0. F., Trinity
Center, meets every saturday evening
DODGE, DR.. w. A., Dentist Office, Theater
Building, Weaycrville.
DOUGLAS CITY MEAT MARKET, Wal
lace ~ Mabie, Proprietors.
Earl. A. Il, Justice of the Peace and Notary
Public Douglas City,
EMPIRE HOTEL, Main Street, Weaverville,
William Condor, Proprietor.
GERMAN HOSPITAL SOCIETY, meets first
Sunday in March, June, Sept and Dec.
GRIFFIN NJ. f., Banker, Main Street, Wea-
yeHile, California.
HANSEN, d., Dealer in Tobacco, Cigars, etc.
Main Street, Wcaveryille.
HAWLEY, MARCUS c. & co., Dealers in
Hardware, Etc, Sacramento
HOOKER, HENRY Dealer in Provisions, etc.
Main Street, Weaverville
IRWIN, JOHN G., Attorney and Counselor
hARSKY & ABRAMS, Dealors in Clothing
and Dry Goods, Weavervillc.
KELLOHG, MRS. NJ. T., Milliner, Tbeator
Building, Weavcrville.
KUPER, KARSKY & CO., Dealers in General
Merchandise, junction City.
KANSKY IL CO., Dealers in General Mer
chandse, Indian Creek Trinity County.
LANG, NJ, Dealer in Groceries, Liquors, etc,
Main street, Weavervile.
LORD, DR.. JOHN, Physician and Surgeon,
Weaycryille.
LoyEJ0Y, e. P, County Judge, Office Court
House Building, WeaverYille
MA&SlIALI. AZ MASON, Dealers in General
Merchandise, Douglas City.
MARTIN, JOHN, Dealer in Flour and Grain,
Main Street, Weavervilla.
McCAUSLAND, E. T., Repairor of Watches
and Clocks, Weaverville.
MONTAGUE, DIR. j. c., County Physician,
Office, CoIrt Street. Weavervlle.
NEW YORK HOTEL, Main Street, Weaver
vile, Morris IL Rule, PropretOrs.
NORTH FORK BREWERY, North Fork, Cal
Meckel Bros, propriotors.
NORTH STAR LODGE, No. 6l,, |. O. 0. f.,
meets every Thursday evening.
PINCUS, l., Dealer in Dry Goods and Cloth
ing, Main Street, Weaverville.
RUMFELT & L0RING, Dealers in General
meIcnahulse, trinity center
SCllALL, LOUIS, Boot and Shoe Store, Main
Street, w Weayerville.
STELLA ENCAMPMENT, No u, |. 0. 0. f.,
meets First and Third Tuesdays.
TAMMANY SALOON, Main Street, Weaver
vile, Alex. N. Love, Proprietor.
THOMAS, CHAS., Dealer in Furniture, ETC.,
Ihoater Building, Weaverville.
ZIMMERMAN BROS, Cabinet Makers and
Dealers in Furniture, Weaverville.
FREMONT HOTEL, Red Bluff, California,
VIM. p. Mayhem, Proprietor.
TRINITY CHAPTER, No. 10, r. A. NJ, meets
Second and Fourth Tuesdays.
TRINITY LODGE, No q, f. & A. M, meets
on last Saturday of each month.
UNION HOTEL, Court Street. Weaverville,
Nollmers IL Paulsen, Proprietors.
Union SHAVING SALOON, Main Street,
Weaverville, G. Hartman, Proprietor.
T. ;; NAIL and EXPRESS LINE, Shasta to
Weayerville, q. l. Taggart, Proprietor.
NEAVERVILLE DRUG and BOOK STORE,
D. Barnickel, Proprietor.
WILLIAMS, G. E., Attorney at Law, Office,
Main Street, WeaVeryille.
louNG, FRANK w. Notary Public and In
surance Agent, Weaverville.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21
NUMBER "a.
A MIDNIGHT ADVENTURES.

There are so many really terrible ad-
ventures with burglars nowadays that it
is a relief to read of laughable one when
it occurs. An Oregon paper relates this
story:
A few days ago one of Portland's prin-
cipal business men had occasion to visit
Roseburg, whero he mrried over night.
After retiring to his room he fastened the
door with q chair, but miled to put tho
window down and wen: to bed.
Just as his weary brain had ceased to
| throb and he was sailing into dreamland,
in the arms of Morpheus, he felt sudden
jerk Mt the pillow whereon rested his dc.
voted head. He rose in bed, and looked,
and felt in the darkness, but did not dis
cover anything. lie lay down again and
reached about the same point in the land
of Nod, when he was again startled to II
sitting posture.
Another examination resulted rs before
and again he sought Natures sweet re-
storer, balmy sleep. In few minutes
he felt his pantaloons glide from beneath
tho pillow aud heard them fall heavily ON
the noor-the silver coins rolling merrily
about.
The gentleman sprang from the bed,
and seized his pistol, thinking to have n
first class burglar to toast for breakfast.
! No sooner had he touched the floor, than
n pct coon which had entered at tho win
dow, mistook ono of his legs for foncc-
post and attempted to climb it. This was
too much for the gentleman. He rushed
from the room, down the hall, into tho
dining room, out the back door, into tho
yard, like II mNdmNn, pistol in hand, call
ing for help.
BY this time the house was aroused and
came to his rescue, and had the meeting
in the hall been transferred to some So
cluded spot, it would have passed for
convention of ghosts, Tho coon was
captured and turned out of doors, while
the unfortunate man returned to his room
to dream of burglars, coons and assassins.
Even the gentlest lamb could not stand
the curious sensation of coon climbing
its leg in the dark.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

THE ELECTION OF u. S. SENATOR
Among the articles framed by the Ne
braska Constitutional convention which
has just completed its work, is one pro
viding that at any election Of members OF
the Legislature, pending the vacancy in
the United States Senate from that State,
the people may by ballot express their
preference for some person for u. $. Sen
ator, and such vote is to be canvassed as
other votes. This article will be submit
ted to the people, and voted on at the ensu-
ing election in October. AS the Constitu-
ton of the United States provides that the
Senators shall be elected by the LcgsN-
lures of the several States, thu new article
can, if adopted, of course only amount to
an instruction to the Legislature, which
there will be no direct means of enforcing.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

ARE WE DEGENERATING = Bayard
Taylor says the assertion that women
have always held an inferior position to
man, is glarngy false, for in ancient
Egypt it is well known that women were
equally honored and respected with men.
Women often sat upon the throne and
administered the affairs of government.
There was also in Egypt lofty apprec-
alton of tho marriage tie, and tho wfo's
name was often put before that of her
husband, and the sons frequently bore the
names of the mothers instead of those of
tho fathers. 1t is impossible, ne says, to
look upon the statues of this period, and
not feel what high degree of culture was
fairly claimed by the race. The surgical
instruments are identical with those of the
present day, and various household uten
sis the same. So it follows that the moro
woman is equalized with man the greater
tho degree Of civilization.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

LOSING HIS BRAINS. Somewhere near
tho 4th Of July n Newburyport man was
tho victim of singular coincidence. AS
he was passing along the street, n boy
exploded a common fire cracker just be-
hind him, while at the same moment Il
rotten banana, thrown from a neighboring
store. struck him on the back Of the head.
lie at once screamed: "I'm shot I'm
shot |" and taking handful of the de-
cayed fruit from his head, exhibited it to
n horror stricken bystander as a specimen
OF his brains. A great crowd assembled, :,
and a doctor was called, who soon ex-
planned the matter to the satisfaction of
nil
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

KILLED by RoosTER.--On Thurs
day child Of Mr.. A. Langley, who
lives two miles from town, while playing
in the yard, was attacked by rooster
and knocked down and spurred several
times in the face and head before the
mother could rescue it. Doctor Ewing,
who was called in, found that one stroke
of the spur penetrated the brain. The
little suflerer--l8 months old--lingered in
great agony until Saturday morning,
when death came to its RELIEF DIR. Ew-
ing says that during a practice Of over
twenty years, he never met with or heard
of such case before, and it is perhaps
the first in the history Of the world
Gadsden (ALd.) Times.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21
WRONG KIND OF A SHIRT.

| 1t was a respectable looking colored
man who brought his washing home.
Your wife is a good washerwoman,
isn't she ?" said the young bachelor to
the polite and obsequious man.
Yaas, sir she commonly always give
satisfaction" replied the husband of the
laundress.
"Well," resumed the young bachelor
in his blandest and most insinuating man
ner, "you can tell her l esteem her very
highly as one possessing many womanly
and Christian virtues-a domestic and
household ornament, u social luminary
and moral beacon, an exemplary Chris.
tian, n gentle, loving wife, a washerwom
an among 10000, and altogether lovely;
but there's one objection"
whats dat, sab ?" inquired tho smil-
ing African, who had been showing two
rows of spotless ivory and cavernous
opening of the head while his wifo was
being so extravagantly eulogized.
whats dat, boss ?"
one puts all the starch IN my socks,
and mono in my shirts she washes or
airons all tho buttons off and forgets to
replace them exchanges my clothes for
those Of some other patron, and if you'll
look at this, (holding up a g0rment,) you
will see how inconvenient it would be to
wear either pantaloons, cuffs or collars
with such shirts as she sends me. II may
be that she cuts off the arms and collar to
make The tail longer, but | can't SEQ what
the dedce she would want to rufllo the
edges for"
The darkey looked little disgusted as
he wrapped tho garment up to take it
home, and he only said: Idea sending
man dat kim o. shirt !"- VtckSb,ug
! Heruid.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-08-21

A FRIEND and | came across "spoon-
ing" couple the other night and a remark
we chanced to hear caused him to relate
this little story: Not long ago, at n
mansion on Murray, sentimental young
lady strolled with a gentleman on whom
she had her eye, into the conservatory.
Looking up into his face, she said with
tears in her voice, "Ah, no one loyes me,
Mr.. Barnes |" "Some one does"
/" Yes !" said the lady dropping her head
and pressing his arm ever SO little"
4" Yes, Miss Nellie" said the wretch,
"God loves you" "Mr. Barnes, let's go
in -