The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-10-22
EvE-ANGELICAL CORNER.

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Dessert for golden weddings-preserved
pears.
Bonnets, this winter, will be loaded with
feathers and birds. --.....r
Waiter" Can I get anything for You,
Miss p Miss--"'Es, please. 4 glass of
bangy- -an-water."
The Ohio girl who swallowed four of the
wheels of clock kept the whole family
"running - for three days. -.,
Tennle ,Clafin vows she will take the
stage this fall but in this country person
can't be forced to 60 to the opera house.
DR.. Mary Walker says she would like to
catch burglar in her room once. Her
motto is: Anything to catch man."
Jugg of the New York Star says he sees
nothing new in the fashions. His wife's
dresses were always "pull-backs to him.
John Green, of Minnesota, has shot three
men for calling his sister "stub-nosed,"
and yet public opinion is still against her
nose.
The women of Wyoming, it is said vote
for men for Office, as a general thing, when
they vote at all. And does not this show that
woman suffrage is righta
Young men are taught to believe they
cannot afford to marry, and thus the wild
overs have an opportunity to get all the
best girls.
A Canadian girl claimed to be champion
driver of a reaping machine until she fell
under the knives one day, and now she is
no mower.
When barefooted Texas woman steps
on a hair-brush she goes through just as
many motions as if she had been bitten by
tarantula.
Some philosopher says "that modern life
demands too much of a woman" But then
women demand too much of modern life,
and there the matter is squared. ..fF
DR.. Mary Walker says some ladies prefer
voluminous dresses, while others cling to
the pull-baek skirts, but as for her, give her
the pull-on kind or give her death.
Mount Holyoke Seminary has supplied
115 wives for foreign missionaries, the last
two graduating classes furnishing eighteen.
They usually go abroad first as teachers,
and are speedily married by the mission
aries.
Brigham Young said the other day that
he would marry a thousand wives if he
wanted to, and he would like to see Uncle
Sam even make up face at him. The old
man will get boot jacked some day.
When Mile. Roch, daughter of the
French guillotinist, was married the other
day, the crowd to see her famous father
threatened to be so large that the ceremony
was performed at five o'clock in the morn
ing.
Daniel Webster used to remark that six
yards of ribbon would keep any woman
out of heaven, never dreaming, poor, ig-
norant man, that they would cover them
selves all over with ribbons and bet on the
chances. te5,
Olive Logan doesn't like town waits, but
Olive has no reason to like anybody. It's
too far to hear the gates of heaven swing
open when homeless boot-black dies, but
they do not creak, either, when chris
tian's soul passes in. ..s.
The Canadian women are said to wear
neither bustles nor stockings, nor even
false hair. And yet there are people who
pretend to think-gracious goodness -
that the Canadian women are just as neat
and tasteful as the women of this country.
Brooklyn argus: A New Orleans editor
mentions the circumstance that Brooklyn
girl never runs when there's man after
her. We believe that is so, though it is
quite common thing for New Orleans
man to run when there is a woman after
him.
Now, young man listen while we tell you
how to pop the question. Get your June
bug well cornered where no one can over
hear you, and then poke this conundrum at
her: "When will there be only twenty-five
letters in the alphabet?' Answer: ' When
you and are made one." After that it is
plain sailing.
The new fan chain is now quite generally
adopted. 1t consists of long chain with
flat, square links, which is worn around the
waist, not tightly clasped, after the fashion
Of belt, but loosely looped and hanging
down at one side after the manner of the
chatelaines of the middle ages.
A st. Paul mother recently took her 15-
year-old daughter to party as a special
favor-not that she intended the child
should "come out" for some time yet.
That mother was somewhat astonished to
find that the little girl - knew nearly ey-
cry society man about town, und darstood the
figures of the ssGerman" and could talk
like magpie.
There is station ON the railroad line be-
tween Monticello and Port Jervis, New
York, called Huguenot. An old lady was
aboutto alight there on Friday last, when
the amiable brakeman detained her with an
exclamation which sounded like ssYou go
not p "You bet | do p she exclaimed,
and the way that brakeman got out of her
way was wonderful to behold.
There is an Illinois conductor who de-
serves the most conspicuous place in the
next Sabbath school books. "He was so
kind TO an old lady when she got off the
train at De Witt, and rendered her SO much
assistance in getting her baggage to the
depot, that a passenger asked him if the
old lady was his mother. 'Oh, no. was
the reply, 'but she is somebody 8 mother.'''
When two African matrons happened to
meet the other day, one of them inquired:
!" Is yon gwine sumwhar fur your health
dis season9'' Yes, gwine away next
week, . was the reply. SIS you gwine2''
f" "Dere's whar I feel bad, honey. Ize