The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-03-04


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Brigham Young's favorite wife
Big-Amy. :~.>s7 - s.srz 80 7v,H~
+ -Bacon's works-billiousness and
sick headache. go.
Dentist ballad 40, who can tell
the jaws we feel'''
The mummies belonged to. the
frst4families Of Egypt: ,y,~>
The girls at Vassar College don't
banker for the ballot as long as, they
are permitted to slide down hill on a
board. .,,~
-: -Asaving husband George, dear,
don't you think it rather extravagant
Of you to eat butter with that. delic.
ious jamY No.: love, economical !?
Same piece of bread does for both!
General Schenck's new work on
"draw poker" is enjoying great popu-
larity in the West. 1t is used almost
exclusively by the courts in admins
tering the oath to witnesses and swear
ing in the jurymen.-Brooklym Argus.
1T is said that sometime during
the present year a party of one hun
dred Englishmen is coming over to
this country on a grand buffalo hunt.
list ! 'Ush Ark p
The 'orn of the 'unter is 'erd on the ill.
"A destitute woman in the SUBJ
urhs, being asked by benevolent
visitor what she needed, said she
didn't want to put anybody out, or
be thought to be Of: q complaining
disposition, but, if it was. not asking
too much, she would like a lock-box
IN the postoffce.
"A Helena (Montana) divine,
who has spent the best part Of the
summer in Christianizing q China
man, thought he was getting along
nicely, until John made a PROPOSE:
ton to him, the other day, to "put
in" with him and start faro bank.
School inspector : to urehin-
"Now, Johnny, how many can you
countP' Johnny-"One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten y
Inspector-".Go Good; Johnny, go on"
Johnny (after = moments thoueht)
Jack, queen, king, ace:''
-"Now then," said a physician
cheerily to a patient, "you have got
along far enough to indulge in lit
tleanimal food, and" mo you don't
DOCTOR" interrupted the patient; ''1've
suffered enough on. your: Cruel and
sleps, and I'd =starve sooner than~be-
gin on hay and OATS.
Two English lads at school. at
Faribault received few days ago, a
box from their friends across the wa
ter. The contents included some
secondhand clothing, a chunk Of
plum pudding, a handful Of ginger
snaps, etc., and the customs duty and
expressage amounted to $44: IT'S
pleasant to be remembered by the
dear ones at home-when they pay
the charges.
The other night asa Detroit IA
ther sat with his feet on the coil
stove, he picked up one Of his boy'a
boots and remarked. ""This, pair of
boots seems to- stand John twice as"
AT this point tobacco box. full Of
the weed, fell out of the boot, and it
wasn't over five minutes before sounds:
of the pressborads striking a boy in
the night were heard over the neigh
borhood, mingled with the waiting
explanation-"Oh! dad! that ere
box must have fallen down my boot
leg while 1. was in tobacco store !"
Detroit Free Press.
One of the late New York illus
trated humorous papers has an ire
sistible cut. This is the scene: An
old gentleman is walking in his gar
den. Presently the milkman comes
along outside the high garden wall,
and gives his customary yell. Old
gentleman hears something, but being
very deaf, is unable to make out just
what is wanted; SO he puts his ear
trumpet in place, and = eleyating the
bell'end Of it over the edge Of wall,
exclaims "Here r.. Milkman takes it
fora dish, empties the quart Of milk
into the old gentleman's ear, and goes
on about his business.
"A pallid and excited individual
dased into Hengler's saloon yesterday
morning, and in an. agitated: voice
gasped the following:
"A glass Of liquor; quick a man
has fallen outside and cut his. head
shockingly:" D." The bartender prompt7
~ poured out the liquor into q: tum:
bier, which the stranger clutched
nervously and .emptied at once: Then
he drew his hand across his eyes,
sighed heavily, looked into the face Of
the,amazed dealer, and apologeticelly
said: "fhe sight of blood. alters, did
i;.f r. .
make me sick" ~ and then walked
away, leaving the bartender staring at
the door.-Da,sbaty NcWa....
AN old Bourbon war-herse was
in from the country Wednesday, and
while in town heard the news from
'Eennesseo U4nro i1oO ho so;d "a