, 1875-04-04
f. SOLEMN, WARNING.
~ You Harry. You Must Either Board
or Keep House."
Tntarasting Experience OF Couple Who
Concluded to Board.
Land1adies in General, and One
in Particular.

,
III fartlculars
s,,t. p,,,~ ox ~. cn+,u.. 7zu,,.,....
C.,.,oo sr,;,o Tr,. ;,,J;.,;d,.7 ,rto aiacn
1ated. .Reme,nhar +ba. n vou marry Won mus
.;.,,o, ho.-a ~ 49,, to,,ao y, ,ttera5 warninf
whose daorar. e;r,,;fc,nca NAV he appreciatel
on,v y,v .hasa .nn hava: ,esrned the power K
.-oa,- ,r;aa,r hv bov;ng ,r,ad .foo]ishly.'
Ha,ron;cns and nre ALTERNATELY elated and de-
r,rass.a bv consciousness of ths wisdom anG
The fo}1v that ran con,e on,v tot1nss who havf
both boa,11ed and kept house We have learned
by fateful experience the mysteries and miseries
of foreign and native "he1p ESQ called satiri-
cal,v). and haya acauainted ourselves with every
imaginable variety Of lsndlaay to be found in the
soi-diso,u .priyate family or the s* frst-c1ass
boardine.houso.~ When We were on the ore OF
our Inst exnarimant va held solemn council
v1tt onrse,ves and eaoI other. in order to walk.
If possible. in tho footsteps Of WISDOM assuring
Ourselves TINT her Ways are Ways Of plsasaut-
ness, and sill her paths are peace"
..It ia vary clasr that We cannot keen house
undcr existing circumstances" began Hsr1uoni-
ems.
"To be desepdeut On seryaat-etrIs in nv state
nY hea1th. ;" added plaintye1y. placing mysalf
NOT haff a fyrja
T-~.'A ~ F-' .:,-.e. - 80.
aA71aon'ca8 alo LUZ appea1 ~ opsef'e'
II We could get tho usht x1na OF boarding
place" he went on, evolving wisdom from Lis
..-t:o,a
,,
we o'an "anS ao-cauea pt'VAte 1anAy'
where VIC would be expected to share with the
.n,;da,tnl co1c,,1,tad ,o 1nota a-;atanca . eaa-.
sN.Ne, -..~"ss. ~ @@'''N~ ~1%s'o
Ing oeta11 VI pe1e5 cares.
Neither DID We want the regulation "ntst-
class +" establishment rifa with gossip and dis
comfort.
uax;,- s.,;aoa .nh,4 ,,. ia ,,t 1o,+ Hor-
aa'"S oe<u4ca WIZ "o o4o so' "'!b' A
m1ascas uooertouh 70 nna "oat we o1o Wau'"
After duo amount OF advertising, eSchaase
Of postal-cards and interviewing, Harmonious
inforrnaa ma that At raasonoh]a ratea II, n n|aes-
-I,s,.4 80 xo,-a 49, - .Le,r,t+
.oen.s, "o A"1 1~1"0 "'A1s w ~10"e01
1'ses 90.
he WAS not e1thaslast1c. but he Is never that
,astr;a, w,,1 ava, ronse him In q f,,e fr1nzy Of
::
Apprec1naon'
None the less Cid conhoe IN his 1nd gment
and trust myself to the tender me1cies OF our
last landlady.
7, ;c t-ra tb,+ s,a bora mt tbo e,;obtaet ra-
$500 :,
eemo'hnce 70 20 Nsmpa: Nasnd, .. . 9iace s;
G.ecian fece, We had no right to complain OF her
personal appearance. Size WIS SO s'willine
to DO wlat was right" ns she phras-
ed it; SO desirous Of sending our meals
70 cur rooms, storing Our rennans OF household
furniture in her basement, and otherwise accom-
nodahng us, that we were quite hopeful of
1oa2 and prosperous sojourn under her roof.
It is true there we're dra"backs to our felicity
In the way Of muddy coffee, prepoaderance Of
pork, sauces for dessert favored with vinegar,
heavy or raw bread and other tziaes unworthy
OF m=ntion but then ''oDe cannot hare every i
thing when the terms are reasonable, ;" We con
cluded, and 80 supplemented our fare WITH pri-
yate supplies and occasional lunches out Of tae
house.
We were "east OF State street 2nd north of
Twcuty-ffth." rs advertisements OF the wo1ld-
be e-senteel are prone to sl2ulute; aud tie ez~
ter7or OF the. house suggested unosteutaSious
rcspectability! Wherefore should VIC complain?
Moreover. the hardes: heart had been melted by
the moving tales our laud1ady was wont to re-
count of tho fen1s IN human form who had
been taken to her bosom as boaroers, AID ser-
vant-Cirls only to leave her duped, swiudled1 i