The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-01-02
NUMBER n I'll
Laughing Gas.

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/ Ast.png minded woman will always
be speaker Of the house. .s,..,szv
| Hale the discomfort Of life. ia the re-.
suit OF getting tired ofourselves. s.,
I When they hang you in Texas you
stay hanged and eventusllV die. &
i Love without money IL something
like patent leather boots without coles,
The; charity that begins at homo
isn't the kind that /" "covers multi-
tude Of SINS" ''''''= 'a'ssRshf
Each beau plucks . leaf from a CO. =
quette; go that thorns only remain fof
the husband. 's ftf .sss}ss -lHi y
A number of Alma (Wis.) sports-
men who chartered q steamboat to 70
hunting, returned with Just one snipe.
There Is d man ii New Jersey who
h,ss not been to church for twenty
years. He boards at the State Prison,
Trenton.
ATennessee funeral was delayed for
half an hour to allow a horse trade.
Business before pleasure was the mot
to. 's5..7'.s'ess esj.3's5s 7'{t 2
% Tie Young Mems Christian Asso-'
citation, Of Chicago, talk Of moving to
some city where it won't bs suchhard
work.
In some parts Of the country, when
a woman begins to get red at the roots
Of her hair, it is regarded as . storm
signal. '''.7 'ss'=77'..''5 s'* "
Ralher than zee it neglected, i
! thrifty old farmer is raising potatoes
On the grave Of Tom. Paine. a.tI,a III.
When we see q man begging his
tobacco, we feel like. reminding him
Of the old adage :. that heggars must
not be chew -sers. - Whitehall Ismss.
A young fellow in Grundy county,
Iowa, wanted to charge his girl 20 0cents
/ for his picture, informing her at the
tim. that it originally cost qua, tsr.
A Milwaukee woman's bonnet costs,
upon an average, about SIS, but she
has the bill made ont for $50 OF. $40,
In order to show it to the woman next
door. @s
/, Here !! how's thisi No stone marks
the grave of Captain John Smith.
Where's the committe OH sentfment1 .
Who'll hold our ten cents3-Dstroit
Pre;s.
! Ayoung lady Uptown has discarded
the use Of false hair, and thrown away
herchigon, with the remark, !" There's
millionsin it." Very probable.-.W Wash.
Ch-0n.
The humor of the clerks Of the Ban
gor (Me.) Post-office, finds expression
| in sticking postage stamp on the
I1u',1 <..-.Aa Ia e,hinas at flles i1NOuf0t who
try to pick it up.
4 Another Atlantic cable hes gone 70
the bottom of the sea. Whales with
rheumatism i'll their. knOt,iOints can
now try the bOasted benefits OF cleo
triciry. 81 z-.ss' = = 8
SO after all, Carl Formes, the singer
isn't dead. Ii Carl chooses to remit.
S4 so to this Office for the obituary
notice published, he will save himself
the costs of u suit.-Mit. Sent.
Il A Brockport man dreamed recently
, that his aunt was dead, aud the dream
proved true. He tried the same game
with his mosber- -in-law, but it dida't
work worth cent. 80 ). sse .@ss
Ma,ble men now make small tomb
: stones by the quantity, with the epi-
. taph already cut "Didn't know 1t
was loaded" They leave blank for
the name and age.-Chicago 1smes.d :
A minister who came into church
, during a sudden shower requested
, another to preach for him, AZ be was
, very wet. i" No." said the other !;
"preach yourself; you will be dry
enough in the pulpit. )" 90 = s'F..'
II A spread-eagle orator wanted the
: wings Of q bird to fly to every village
, and hamlet in the broad land, but he
wilted when naughty boy cried out :
"You'd be shot for goose before y0u
: had flied mile" - ''e'tsst I
/. When an Arkansas Judge ascends
q the bench the first thing he does - to
: feel under the desk for the whiskey
bott e, and If the tipsta6 has fork 1tten
? to have it filed, legal proceedings that
n day don't amount TO much.
y An old farmer gives it a. his candid
. opinion, after many years OF ooserva,
!. ton and experience, THAT the ARRIVAL
of y circus will do more towards en-
: forcing the Fourth Commandment
:. than dozen Sunday schools.
. Dr.. Carpenter asserts that Newton'a
e law Of gravitation is Of mere hypothe-
e sis. This is an age of disenchantment
ts Even the man who falls in love with
l. beautiful head of hair too often DIS
i covers. that it is mere hypothesii
n too. s-.s's. =
% "Have you Goldsnith's Greece
y was asked of the clerk in store II
= which books and various miscelIaDe
GUS articles were s0ld. "No," saia
Of the clerk redectively, We haven
fe Goldsmith's Greece, but We have SOM