The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-12-02

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-Co0se.Asaoa lor oi5 MAIDS Mis
fortanes asref coms singiy.
WHIST aoes a. hobess grocer d.
wisl b. soess' BE gives nem away
il weKt
wheu The nan sad look iblo my
heart Il i sspposed be had windy
pain In his stomach
IA lrish doctor laisly tess his bill
g. lady - fellows To euring yoa
hasbana liil be died.
"A patent hair restorAtirs has re-
ecsuy been pat In market that eats
ths scalp %. Bald beads. take hair
Il Milwaukee editor has bad 70.
termed 10 bin book borrowed twenty.
sessa years ego. and begins TO have
hopes q hamAnily after eli.
-Consiaerats fstAes--YOu should
eat Graham bread, my son. il makes
bose Responsive Yoath-Hm. Tn
'boo, ell bones now.
AByting pite you deres inquired
one Duiehmaa Of another, while engAg |
"a 10 angling so. noting at ali.-- I
Veil. returned The other, noting pite
me. Too
Say SAID tho city youth 10 the
modest countryman, got the hay'seed
out yoor hair yet Wall. was the
deliberate reply, Judge not from the
way tie calves run alter me.
Advertisement from q Washington
paper Wanted. well rested youth IN
my Office. Preference given TO one
who has not forgotten more than his
employer knows Address. etc.
An Arkansas man ate pint OF saw.
duet few days ago. on bet. An in.
lelligent physician who was called IN.
told him that be would have pain in
bis lumbar region il he stuck TO such
board a. that.
"A compositor, bleeding and bruis-
ed, applied for admission 10 Balti'
more hospital the other day. II turn
ed out that he had sci up "the democ-
racy have an abundance Of pleas" so as
To read that they had an abundance
Of Aeas. And the editor said he'd have
bis revenge II be went 10 Jail thirty
days for II.
joaquin Miller dominates Long
fellow for president; but an exchange
thinks be would be a.verse TO holding
Office. And we think 20 loo His
lines have fallen in pleasanter places.
And then in any case we don't think
he stanEa chance Of gettingit.
Patience used to be represented as
a passably good looking gih on . big
piece Of sandstone. Now 1t is differ
ent. A modern artist tixes patience
up as a country editor sitting on an
inverted type box, wishing he had his
dinner, and waiting for delinquents to
pay up their subscriptions.
A man called at store the other
day. and asked for sheet ofpsper on
which 10 write . letter. After writing
while the proprietor noticed him
scratching on slip Of Grand short.
ly came this request, Look here, friend,
It's some time since I've wrote much;
wont you show me how 10 make AL
want to write Isaiah. The merchant
helped him out Of bis difficulty
"A boy surprised his father, the
other day. by asking: Father, do you
like mother' Why. yes, Of course.
And she likes you OF course she
does. Did she ever say sol Many a
time, my son. Did she marry you be.
cause she loved your Certainly she
did. The boy looked the old man
over. aud after 3 long pause askeds
Well, was she as near.sighted then az
she IL now
- Ii this the post Office; said pom.
pous looking chap as he approached
the window. Yes, sir, the obliging
clerk answered. And are you the per.
son appointed TO transact the business
Of selling postage stamps etc. The
stranger asked. Yes. said the clerk.
very snappishly. Then. said the stran.
ger heaviug Sigh Of satisfaction. and
laying down a $40 bill. / want one.
cent post Office card.
~ Pawnee aboriginal presented
bis big aud stAlwart form one Decen-
Der day al the house Of q well-to-dc
family in Lincoln. The hostess pittied
the savage. be being so poorly clad,
and 90 said Ara you not cold this
wintery day. He in turn inquired i
her face was cold She replied in the
negative. whereupon he said; Ingiu
10 face all over.
"A rustic hanging basket suspend
ed from the arch of bay window ID :
pretty sight. The rustic effect is pro.
duced BY prongs Of wood nailed TO :
bowl. The basket should be hung just
high enough TO smartly catch the bead