, 1875-07-25
HUMCR.

Onery for Naturahsts-H uard m the hAnd Ii
worth two in the bush. Is mo4a On tne 1ace
worth two in the gTounu3
"If Smith undertakes to pull my esss, ssid
Jones, a he will just have his hands fnt noM:
Tho crowd looked At the mans ea1sr and thought
SO too.
avah;c1a for = Joke-Ireland is usually de-
ec-ihad ~ the green isle of the eea; pink isle
wonld ba nen1er the mark, seeing thsI It cax-
nation.
.4Doctor." aaked canyalescent, '*can I eAt =
bit Of pork-chop or bacon this morning
Hardy" replied Medicus; ;" to eat the cnop
would be- rash, and the bacon rasher.
A Columbia Professor, reproyipg youth for
the use OF his fists, said: we hight w1s9' our
beads here" The youth considered. and re-
plied that buttmg wasn't fair at his school!
SAN Over True Tale"-Scotchman Ito En-
or;sb tourist): ..Toot awas, ma man, toot aWaa
9inna "a boast sac much aboot yer ain countrle;
oinna ye ken that it vas only caad Breet4n TIL
Scotland cam' t ye, an then ye became Great
Breetin? Aye. an ye've remained n Great e'e1
regatta. IN which his son is taxing part: '1Ah,
them's the bows for YOU When Was young,
oolleee-student didn't know ths difference be-
a shell aud = dug-out-" Sinister spectator,
standing near: "Yes, and now they don't kno"
anything else!"
Young lady (who takes = great interest in a
u,isson-school, and would like to teach CLASSY
s4What is your nane?" Pupil: "Sarah Jane
Smith; and mother says II you wants to know
anv more you're to ask her, and she'll give you
an answer. P'raps you'd like to know what we
| had for dinner last Sunday? We didn't hare
t none-there! Mother says she won't allow her
| children to be patternized BY any one; 80 doea
| father, though he Ia out o work"
| gentleman about to pass into + California
I n fn4i 4Ha 04 nIEO
i be had freshly-lighted cigar to dispose Of.
There IVES p3easant-iookinE young lad uear the
door, and he naked him to bold the weed until
| be returned. When the gentleman came out he
vas so pleased with the boys honesty that 5s 59
gave him cents, SAYING Don't you smoke 2
| 1Yea," said the boy. "How Is It you d,dn'
| make of with this cigar, then ? Many boy
| would hare done it." said the gEahhed gentle
rnaa. .tI don't know shout thai, eaid the youth
lit must be pretty ha<d-pushed boy who'd tut
away with such cigar IS that" Ihe ladles nf"
tered, but the gentleman didn't
The other DIR Detroit mother poured some
ink on the pantry shelf near the sugaz-box, ane
vent up ssai1s, leaving her small son playing
with the cat. When she came dewu- the boz 3d.
hy the window, wearing placid, innocent loo6
you've been at the sugar T. she exclaimed, as sh.
seized him By the collar. Mother, do you thlnl
I'd eteal sugar." be asked IN tone Of surprise
"Look at those stains on your dngers! Wha
made 'em - Those stains, mother?" ''les
those stains." tWelL cannot tell you bolt
Ste want quite sure, aod he was allowed to 81
ont and play circus--DesroI Free Press.
The other day, when Vicksburg boy hat
| trouble with neighbours boy and came ont inst
best, be realized that something must be don
| at home, and be- slid into the house and said
Mother; yo9 now how g9od :nd h9d sTa so2 ssv ssy
| tried tn be rond neigtabor to her. Well, d