The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-10-22

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bark. il the was = little rirl IN ir.sl.
anti. Nirh describes the approach II
m aeae chill
',lfa dogs iail II rut IN entirely,
will Il NJ, interfere with his laeume.
linn II No, exactly II will MT
efce. biz carriage ba. !, will stop lis
wsegin.'
Western wamcn are rrnmhlng ter
fihl, because the MANA gers II ag,ira'.
tural fairs don't give Al least years
notice when thoy offer prize, fcr the
6nct, babies.
A purchaser III riverside property
askei tho estate agcn, II the river dill
mt sometimes overflow its hanks.
well" saiI be. 1T isnt Quo of those
siekly streams that arc always confined
10 their beds. Y
John Henry had a guest at dinner
tho othcr day, and during = pause IL
tho cons crsation, the cnfant tcrril,,
spoke up: II wish | Was you ID,
you. my little boy: and Why do you
wish you were mo r. Cos you don
get your ear pinchcd when you ont VT
ties with your knife.
! An elderly gentleman returning
home from church, hcgan o. cAtul III
merits II tho h,rmon to Lis son II,
said: jack. heard ono VI the nos
delightful sermons cvcr lclivsrot
before Christian society. I
carried mo 10 the gate Of heaven.
"Wh, didn't you dodge ,n?' rrplir'
jack. ''you will never have anothc
such chance"
Yesterday morning while man eu
tered his house after m MI nights all
.cnre. bis clothes covered with bloot
aud his hair full OF grass, his vii
/ h,crnly demanded Nov. than
| whcre have you icon n "Whiri,l
hin I" YES. sir well. : no y
piled. looking down At himself, 80
KIN call II blodo W on = steamboat. !,
run over BY ! tornado | Amt ii
! particular which. "-vicksburg Herald
When rector was once taken /,
task for hunting by hin diocesan, Bi,l'
oy Milbcrforcc. no answered by r.
minding his lprlship that hunting Va
not n,ure unclerical than dancing hay
ing observed tim. ths bishop bad VI
tended her majosty's s.atc balls Til
bishop excused himself BY saying tia
|. he was never in tho same room wit
1 the dan .ers, upon which the witty IN
! son sail. Tho same here, my lprd
fur, although | join tho hunt. unfur,u'
.tcly I riIc sush inferior cattle that
am neycr by any chance In I'll
I same iell with tho hounds. :
Z II Was not IL little moro grape
Capt Bragg but Give en- bel
Capt, bragg, give 'cm HE'LL til
: .Oi lack" said on certain mcmor
, ab.c occasion. a gentleman VIII In
this version from CAPT. Brasgn ~
4 lips sends II 10 tho elegant New ipI
!. Evening Post. Thus tho elegant To-
!, shocks i.s lonely readers.
y Ny household 4 ods are all abroad
Their names scarce remember.
J, Aud na,,gh. II on my Acafthstonr M
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And even thus next month shall com
with humor grim aud sober,
And then what \ standing now Will
knucki 0bcr.
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