The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-06-15
In O box The Beecher Jury.

James Anthony Froude, the historian,
holds an official position in South Africa.
In the Island Of Guernsey e:herized vapor
is successfully used to tame vicious horses
during the operation OF shoeiDg.
The Cincinnati Gazette thinks that " the
national battle Of 1876 will he fought and
probably decided in Ohio in 1915"
Customer: Mother wants nice, plump
chicken, please. Snopman: Trussed? Gus
TONER: On, no; am going to pay tor it.
A St. Louis lady reports that during a re.
cent visit 10 Italy she had a "bust OF her foot
made
1t is Scripture maxim that we always
have the poor with Us. The rich 60 away
in the SUMMER Waterloo Register.
A da,hing young hack-driver of Provi-
derce wore - 400 worth of diamond jeWelry
to recent party.
"This," thought boy while being
trounced by his fond papa, sis very like a
whale. "-Neac York Mail.
Philadelphia must not repeat the blunder
of Vienna in her centennial hotel charges
Philadelphia Press.
An individual bearing the proud appella-
ton of Earl Duke lie Roy is working on u
railroad out West at salary of $3.50 per day.
The habit of always being employed is a
great safeguard through life as well as essen
tial to the culture of every virtue.
"Bll, Aleck, and Frank" is the disgrace
fully democratic manner in which tie CiG-
cinnati Commercial mentions the sovereigns
of Germany, Russia, and Austria.
A Mobile music-deaIer announces new
song, entitled "Smile Once Again." Thank
you; don't care if we do.-Ne1 York Com
mercial Advertiser.
Judy asks what is the difference between
an empty bakehouse aud tissue of false
hoods: and explains that one is lack of
pies and the other is u pack of lies.
Said one man to another: ''If it wasn't
Sunday how much would you take for that
lumber ~ "If it wasn't Sunday I'd tell
you," was the very proper reply.
The only way TO git thru this world and
eskape ceusure and abuse is to take sun back
road. You kant travel the main turnpike
and do it.-Josh Billings.
When you fight with burglar, seasibly
suggests the Boston transcript, be sure. to
have good Gfe2rm, have It loaded, and
make the first shot.
Mime. Brigno!i has been for Sundays past
the most attractive feature Of the CHER of St.
Stephens church, New York. Her husband
mas been in Europe tor several years.-Gn.
Cina0ts C0ntmerysol.
Mr. Pussy was the crater at recent west.
ern commencement. His purr-oration must
have been particularly Gne.--Neao Terk
Commercial advertiser.
Not SO effective, however, as the FIRST claw
Boston Advertiser.
II is related Of Tom Hartshorn that when
he was ditched recently, with many other
.Stncinnatans, on the Louisville Short Lice,
ana was astonlshed to dnd hiMself uDhurt,
he Immediately sang OUT "Just NV luck. BY
.jove. knew it, the Fest time ever tray-
eiied on free pass, and the last Cinctn-
NAH Commercial
Jay Cooke is credited with this mode Of
Ashins at Put-in.Bay, for DESCRIPTION of
"n,ch all lazy bsheinen will be thankful:
He had u large glass jar filed With min.
ao"s 10 The pace which he freauentes. The
e's hshes would swarm around the liar, see.
s9s their coveted prey and hungry for the
expected feast. he would drop his hook
among them, and haul out the vie tins of ais
novel telusion With the utmost ease ard
readiness until tired OF the unspostsmanliks
sport"
When they build a railroad the first thing
they do Is 10 break ground. This is often
Gone with great ceremony. Then they break
the stockholders. This is done without cere-
n0ny, -" Why, Jennie, you look good
enough to cal, - said loving husband to bis
wife one morning at breakfast. "Weli, rm
eating as fast as / can, amt II" Why Is
coal the most contradictory article known to |
commerce. Because, when purchased, it |
goes TO the cellar. "A bad gauge for . rail.
"A man who has the true
,,ng-fhe book-caDYasser At the front door,
eost0a 4d0ertiser.