, 1875-04-25
set him cut Ii tho suburbs until tho affair II

It Is singular the influence a stovo-n3no ~,
upon a married man. There is nothing in tl,is
world he respects so much. A passing loai -
furniture, may, IN it's gener7l appearance. b so
tHhto.esq1e as to call forth the merriment Of tha
ssoSe-pipe init no ia1ger than hat, be vill noh
laugh We don't care who the man i, hou NJ hs
nas 2een brought up what is his position, wealth
ss,za or mnnence, there is thst about length ct
WITH force TINT he is helpless to resist, Antf
me married man who can stand within roar,bins,
clstanco Of stove-pipe without feeling h;s
a neats h;r taroo hls hands cnch, his hair miss
j. an anomaly which does not ' e4ist'
sto7e.pape has only ono ingredient md
that is contrariueas. It is the most parve1sa aa
article in existence Il has dono mora to cresta
heart-aohe, embitter iyes, break up homes, | md
scrape OF skin, than all other domestic articIes
together. Tbs other domestic acrawdr;1e.
pales it's Intellectual droa in tbs prasanoe
| o.. etoTe.pipe. and the family haznmer
| ,. 3nss paws II she dust and veeps, No
cont care how much pains are taken to
remember and keep in order the links, they win
nos come together as they came apart This ia
nos joke, this is NOT exaggeraton it Ia srnpiv
the solemn, hea7en-born truth II We appear
but ne cannot help it. We cannot write ppon
the subject at all without feeling tho blood tin
gle ut our very fingers ends.
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he is engaged the day before. He aays il in
gong to be 80 busy that thera will be some diAa-
Guilty in accommodating you, but it yot, osn
"a nave your things 1s.dY At 7 q. m: be thinka
th.s he can notn;n 5 it. You kp are up At o'aloea
load Of furniture is out in front, xnd another
load is stacked up in the hail and on the stairs.
Your coat is torn down the back, one thumb
IS out OF joint and pint OF SCOT and an equal
auaat1ty Of pesaplration are fighting for the mas
M
makes mis- appearance, and says ne ara going to
have ra1R.
About tbs first thing WOMAN does In NOR
ing is to cut her fingers, aud every object ahe
wishes to call your attention to is pointed out
with hand that il covered by half pound Of
earpet-rags, and smelling strong enough OF
arnica to knock over stable boy. The injury
is sometimes caused by closiDg her eyes When
she is about to strike nail, but ia most fro-
qusntly done in taking up sacks with Timber
casaknife.
Years OF experience in moving enables car
man to distinguish, in an apparently Indifferent
glance, the Light from the heavy end OF stove;
front OF behind Against these fearful odds,
the head Of the family stands no chance what
eYeK.
It is now pretty generally admitted that IN
moving or house-cteaning. child will put away
three times tho amount OF food rs ou auy other
occasion Forty times day the mother app.s-
heusively inquiries, Lands sake !. what's tho
matter with that child7 Has it got tape
worm 7"
1t is always the came. People who haye moved
eleven times, aud each time 4 t1ineren. way; un-
hoaitatlngly admit that the result is thu aama
every time. There is no easy way to moye-
Many articles which have become pleasant to
ne from long association look dreadfully cheap
snd dingy when loaded on cart, with the ne1gh-
boring window in direct range.
There is nothing On the face of this earth nor
IN the waters beneath the earth, that will prevent
; woman from tearing up things forty-eight
hours before it Is necessary.
We frankly confess that we do not understand
Ehy the shaviug-cup is packed At the bottom Of
) barrel OF tinWaro, OF why = vest il used to
Ezap up . ham,