Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-12
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-ifl, for Ireland 5llad N n Saturday. ,ih nsro,
l. is the high price Of slate pencils
that is driving the saloon keepers to
the poor house
Mrs. Gbbbins says her husband is
like tallow candle he always Mil
smoke when ho goes out.
Prof of Rhetoric; What im,or.
tant change came over Burns in tbe
latter part Of his life? Senior. He
died
lie provoked me into loving him,'
was Rochester girls excuse for en-
gagng herself to II man whom She Ind
always profcsscd to hate,
A certain Western editor. who wos
presented with byx Of collars us. pay
Tor an advertisement. is waiting in
daily expectation that some one will
prescnthim with a shirt.
a Brown County editor bought lis
ink by the jugfull, bccadsc he could
get it cheaper, hut his wife went to
III the inkstand one morning and
found it wasn't ink uy jngf,ll.
The Martin boys of Iowa loved
their father, and whcn he died two Of
the five were killed in the struggle 10
ee which should have his Old watch
and chain to remember him By.
SO you take lessons in drawing.
Sallie" yes; and the teac,:hlcr. SAYS
I'm al apt pupil, as I draw more in
fercnces, insinuations, admirers and
allowances than any girl in the acadc-
N.Y. Il
The average Gorilla Of Central AZ.
rica now points to Stanley and his
band of explorers and pathetically
reminds his grand children that that
is what they maysone day expect to
conc to-. as tait afi, ',
a man awokc his wife tile Other
laSiihtd aHRa aRsflSMSa SS SESSs s;
dose Of strych zinc. 'Wcll, you old
fool, said She, 'lic still, or it may come
up ..-ai i.a I.e.,
iA'French paper says that not ono
American in a hundred has hand
some chin-3H'rhis is due 10 the fact
that so many Of our fellow citizens
give nearly all their time to the cult
valion of check. .al
Augustus, dear said she tenderly
pushing him from her as the noon.
light flooded the bay-windpw, where
they werc standing, Il think you hail
better try some other hair-dye; your
noustache tastes like turpentine.'
If you love others, they wsll love
you: 1fyou speak kindly to then,
they will speak kindly to you. Love
is repaid With love, and hatred Nth
hatred. Would you hear nswctt and
pleasing echo, speak swestly and pleas
ahtly yourself. . ~ S't.ig
a taature ofthe Decoration Daybb
servance in Springfield, Mass, was
the special attention paid to tie grave
efSumncr Brown, supposed lebel
soldier. The poem, The Blue and the
Gray, was read, and great deal of
pa'hos was elaborated by the orators.
The next day Summer Browns father
having heard ofthe matter, published
statement showing that his son had
never been il rebel.
BEEcllER- -TILToN.- udge Porter
spoke FIVE days in the Bcccher trial.
Only one OF the jurors sckcned under
the nauscating trial. Itspcaks we'll
for the stomachs Of Gotham men.
Christcndom and Christianity, was
never before lisgraced by sucha trial.
AS general thing, the back-sli,!ing
brother like Bccchcr, clopcs with the
guilty woman, and goes to preaching
out West. 1t were we'll for Christi
anity and The church, if Bcechcr had
followed the usual custom. Tho
sanity woman who ought to know,
says l'ccchcr is guilty, She would II, t
have said 50 for ,he world, if tie fact