The Cincinnati daily star. [volume] ([Cincinnati, Ohio]) 1875-1880, 1875-09-09
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The regular semi-ahhuM revolution
has broken out inSSouth America.
Thirty seven foreign governments have
Iaccepted tke Centennial invitation.
There are 671 professional female mod
els in Paris. Forty-fve OF these are
German.
\ In the thick OF this prejudice against
n nethers-in-law, wny is the festive Iather.
in-law ignored?
They are making noiseless shoes in
II Massachusetts thai are tV be felt--when
mothers use thefn. i
4 A Nevada paper speaks of an urchfn
that has been praying with q mules tail,
"as spoiled chiIa."
Il The two most Intellectual things In the
j world are undouDtedsy q btue-eyed wo-
MANS rage ana liquor law.
Some one has discovered that there
are starch gfanHles in the human blood.
That accounts fer the Hstiffness of some
i people.
The reward tor learning grammar 10
found in being constantly shocked by the
loonNersation Of those VINO have snot
learned to talk by rule.
In certain New York shop window is
tdisplayed this suggestive notice: "BOy
wanted who has fully rested himself and
is not too intellectual"
1 San Francisco will shortly ship to the
/ Mikad0 OF Japan a state carriage val
| ued at $3, 900, four horses worth y25, 900,
and harness costing 81, 300.
Nine. Nilsson looks o little stouter
than last year, but the change is consid-
cred an Improvement. The more there
is OF that sweet singer the better.
The watering-plaee season is drawing
to a close, and already the newspapers
| contain announcements of marriages
that are to take place next fall aad win
ter.
| A strong.minded young lady said to
her dress-maker the other day, "If wo-
men are ever allowed to vote, what do
you suppose will be the fashion for voting
dresses?
The Republic of Ecuador is q quiet
graveyard where modern ideas have lot
yet. penetrated. No sewing machines,
no newsboys, no nothing, not even a
grasshopper. e. 2
The Boston editor said he wrote as
plain as could be, "rhe sacred heavens
around him shIne," when the blarsted
printer went and made 1t, ".Ihe scared
hyenas around him shinep .V
Cheering-The New York Bulletin re-
ports gradual improvement in the
autumn trade there, and the outlook is
favorable to more spirited general trade
during the incoming month.
When you hear good story from the
lips Of stupid man, and see a silk UNI
| brella in the hands Of man who does
not pay for a newspaper, you may, know
that both have been borrowed.
or man who stabbed his wife and
then cut his own throat, in New Haven,
the other day, the Elizabeth ND. Jour-
nal says: 'It is feared that he Will
survives" That's just the way to state 1t.
Rev. DR.. Caswell, of Brown University,
who dined with President Jefferson at
Monticello, Va, and with President
| Madison at Montpelier, sat down to
dinner at General Burnside's house in
Rhode Island last week with President
Grant.
There comes a report from woman in
| New York Of woman who sheds tears
4 over the perusal Of the City Directory
She weeps because it refers TO number
or men, alasl who have never been in
love with her.
If ladies could vote they would be
found on the outskirts Of the Ohio plat
form, as they are tor contraction or infa-
| tion in style, as the case may be, and are
not averse to hard money when it comes
to themselves.
Cardinal McCloskey's visit to Paris is
a good business venture. All the
wealthy Americans in the gay capital
want him to marry their daughters for
them, and the Cardinals fee is a pretty
round sum, be sure.
A Milwaukee man made three unsuc-
cessful attempts to blow his brains out,
l, 10 xrv;f tAld hst,a, =
it again, John; you haven't got any"
He goes about now saying that he owes
his life 70 that woman.
During the last fiscal year California
lexported goods and bullion TO the amount
Il OF $33, ,569, l67, or more than any other
State in the Union, excepting New York
and Louisiana. She is getting along
pretty well, thank you.
| In Chicago library book on sSelf-
culture" never got a reader. The libra
rian had it rebound, and christened it
ssA Young Man on His Muscle" and
anxious readers had to wait for weeks
before they could getit.
Some waggish botanical students OF
the Normal School at WestfieId, Mass ..
turned violets green by dipping them in
ammonia, and tricked the botanical
teacher into lecture about the apparent
discovery Of a. new flower. q
And yet one-half these people who 90
around bowling about the hnmodesty O +
the present pinback style of dress, will
step into an art gallery and stand for
hours and hours gazing at the Greek
slave and not say word. %
| A boy recently found a pocketDook
and returned it to its owner, who gave
him fve-cent piece. The boy looked
at the coin an instant, and then handing
itreluctantly back, audibly sighed as he
said. II can't change it,"
The people of Connecticut are hard to
please. Twenty-seven sewing machine
agents have been buried there within
the past.tw years, and yet the people
complain because it has been SO healthy
with that class Of citizens.
/ Adirondack Murray is going to start a
religious journal in Boston. He intends
to convince the world that to set suares
for pheasants and to catch trout under
half pound in weight are offenses that
strike at the very roots OF Cristian nifty
itself.
The Grass Valley Union wishes the
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