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Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-08-03
N6kter6 baje
o StCOfeH5 SCeta.

kazdy narod vytvoril 81 iistou bali o
povstanl sveta, pfimefenou do iist6 miry
stupni vzdelanosti ma nelnz Sc nalezal.
Musela zaliste ma probouzeiici Sc rozum
lidsky neodbytn6 dorazeti otazka: kdo
jest toho co kslem sebe vidime a sv6tem
nazyvame pdvodceml A lelikoz rozum
ma zodpovtzeni otazky teto nevystacoval,
musela pomoci vzdy ella ochotna obra-
zotyornost; kde pravda byla nedo-
stupna, tam mnscla nahrazena byti b 4 =
il.
We vsech t4chto baiicb, iakkohv
obsahem Sc lisi, vystupuie co pavodce ne
bo stvoritel zem6 jina bytost. Clovek a.
vazoval asi takto .iakoz lidska ruka roz-
hcna dila tvofi zhotovuie, tax musela
nelaka mocntjsi am9lejsi ruka, ntiaky
mistrovsky tvdrce zemi nasi, vlastne svet
ci vsecko coz jest stvofiti. Ze by tate
bytost n6iakeho poGatlu miti musela, ia
to namitka nemohla dosud z nevyvinute
no rozumu lidskeho vyiiti. A pakIi Sc
Jlz vyskytla, tn 81 j rozum idsky iedno-
dnse vyvratil tka = ze ona bytost byla
cd pocatku. Ze by zroyra tax svet oc
Pocatku byti mohl tudiz bez tvdrce mo
hl Sc obeiti, to nemohlo vysvitati tenn
kteri mermo ntjakeho tvdrce sv6ta nit
cht6li.
hdy2 Sc iednotlivych narodd vyvi.
nuly nabozenske soustavy a stav knee
sky, tn rozvedena a ustalena take baie
stvofeni svtta clanek viry, iemuz kaz.
dy liz jen proto v6fil, ze byl clankem Vi
ry, vytknutym wire pfedldadanym vs.,
mohoucim knezstvem. Ci1ane Indove
Persane a Assyrov6, Fentane EgypSa
ne, Rekov6 Rimane, Galove a Keltov6
Germane a Slovane - vsichni NELL syt
baJe 0 povstani sy6ta, ktere tvofily cas-
Jerch naDo2enstvi ci baieslovi povaze
dnseynlmu madam vzdelanosti jejich b,
ly ptmereny. Tenkrate pokladany t,
ba)e "a nedotknutelnou a svatosvatot
pravdn, jako dnes miliony miliony kfe.
tand biblickou ci zidovsko.kfesfansko
baji "a svatou pokladaii.
Vsak dnes name narody a kmenv
ktefi ma nejrozlicn6isich koncich zemeko,
lie bydlice, stvofeni sv6ta ylastni bal,
mali, jimz co pravdam ven ktere mez
sebou a s onemi starych narodi mali le
cos podobneho
lndiane kmene Chippewas vypravnj
stvofeni sv6ta nasleduiici:
,,Zem6 byla prvotne obrovske, zadnor
bytostl lidskou neobydlene more; len We
likansky ptak tu byl, jehoz oci zivy o
hen, pohledy blesky byly a mavani xii
dloma rachotu hromu Sc podobalo. Oh
sestoupil jedva Sc more dntknul, vynofi
La Sc neho zeme ployala DO vode
PAX svolal ptak vsecka zvifata, al.
Chippewove zplozeni byli jednim p s m
Ma to zhotovil ptak sip, ktert peclive u.
scbovany nedotknuty zdstati mel; al,
Chifpewove nerozumu Sip ten uzmuli
Tento zly skutek rozzufil velkeho ptak,
tax velice, ze zmizel nikdy vice Sc ne
objevil."
Pozoruhodno ma teto bali JEST, zc po
die nj ptak to byf, jenz zemi mote vyn'
I'll, a sice Ptak majici ocich ohen, po
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-08-03
Oznamky POkrOku

vytisknou Sc jen takove, kter6 Sc napFed
zaplati. Vyjmuty jSou z toho pravidla
spolky, jimz zaroveh oznamuje Sc "a ,,po
I0v56n5 cenau.
1 palec sloupce stoii $500 "a tfikrate
vytisknuti 2 palce S4.00, palce 5000.
Oznamka dele uveteinovana tim Jest lev
n6jsi, elm dele Sc uvefejnuje.
Oznanky mistni, tisknute obycejnym
pismem stoii Is ctd fadka.
Oznamky: ,,Kaejes" ,,Nqprodq7'
,HLeda Sc" stoji IS ctd "a trkrat otisk-
uuti.
- Podle toho necht Sc kazdy fidi,
kdo V Pokroku oznamovati chce. Necht
81 uda kolik tadek, ci kolik palcG koli-
krat uvefejnit necht 81 sam vypoete a
zasle prislusici "a to Gastku.
.E Kdo 81 pfee miti oznamku '
tfitydenniku neb tydennikd necht laska
We podotkne
Penize posilejte vzdy postovnicl
poukazkach Money orders) psani adre
suite vzdy:
POk ROK
No. IOl CrotOn street,
Cleveland, %,
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-08-03

sich a nikoliy sama pfirozenost nemocne-
ho V t6zkych nemocech, kdy nemocny
pres vsechno modleni a vkladani rukou
zahyne, test Sc tim ze TO byla v6Ie bozi :
a neboha ob6f teto zlocinne povery SO
iednoduse zahrabe. Ably povefe te posa-
dill korhnu, zamysli ,podivni ld6' zalo-
ziti Londyne nemocnici, niz by ne
mocni iedin6 modlitbou ,,leeeni" byh.
Neni tomu davno, co slavny pfirodo
zpytec professor Tyndall naboznemu sve
tn navrhoval, ably k ndlezit6mu pfesved-
teni Sc, co l6pe pdsobi zdaz modlitba ne
DO lekafska pomoc, V n6ktere nemocnici
iednG sini modleni druhe pax jen l6
ky stejny pocet nemocnych, sklicenych
stejnymi nebo rovn6z t6zkymi nmocemi,
le6en byl kn6zstvo SO t6to prakticke
zkousky leklO a proto TyndallGv navrh
zamito, vymlouvajic Sc, ze by bylo zkou
Semi prozfetenosti tedy rouhanim Podiv-
nj lide ale, zfidili skuteGne nemocnici w
se dottenou, Tyndalloyemu navrhu aspon
cast yyhovi. PAX Sc, pakli 0 tom va
bee nekdo pochybnost chova, pfesvtd6i-
me, kdo nemoci 6lov6ku jest prosp6snei
II, zdaz bah nebo lekaf bez ktereho z
obou bychom mohli spise Sc obejiti.
Pokud nase zkusenost saba, neuzdravil
Ipdn bah dosavade ami jedinkGho Gloy6ka,
byf iej byl sebe vroucn9ii "a to prosil a
mimo to vsecky svat6 vzyval, ably zan u
boha orodovali. Znali isme jednoho sou.
chotinafe, ktery byl vt6lena zboznost, po
kud mohl ami iedinou pout nevynechal, ma
mse chodil ma mise daval kdyz ma ldz
ko upoutan byl, kn6ze sob6 Gast6ji vola
ii daval - vsecko to mn nepomohlo
L6kafi miliony miliony lidi ma zivu "a
chovali ale pan bdh ami iednkeho, byt sc
: bred MIN jake bidny Gerv prachu pla-
zil.
A yGGi tGmto a takovym do o6i bijicin
skutkim isou lid6, ktefi ma para boha
vsecku nadGji skladaii, l6kafi nemnohc
ddv6fuii a zacaste proto ien iej povolaya
il ,,aby lide nerekli ze sobt nebo svyn
nevzali arr doktora"
; Jsou ovsem Ease vefici, kteii, upadror
Ii do t6zsi nemoce, neodkladn6 lekafe po
volaii, ma bozi pomoc SC nespolehajice
Ale kdyz Jim lekaf pomGze tn byva pr
!, nj ces jejich do kostela. ably SO panu b.
! hu "a uzdraveni podekovalil Jaka to me
= dislednost, iaky nerozum!
Ci snad by pambd skrze lekare nemoc
ne uzdravovaK Tomu nev6rme - il
proto ne, ze velmi vzacnymi yym'nka-
mi sou l6kafi nevtrci nell dokonce ne
znabozi, ktefi "a pana boha jak Sc obec
> ne fika ami snupec tabaku nedaji. II
, by 81 zaiist6 vscmohouci bah takove pros
: tfedky nebo takovy nastroj k uzdravova
: nj lidi nevoliI, MAZE k disposici posv6ce
: ne sluhy sv6 - kn6ze. krom toh
" vs e m o il oucnost t svoii
. OstatnG d6ytfuii knezi nejmen5 lekaf
sk6mu umtni pdna boha. Papez SAN
!, ktery Jest misto.bih n6mz sprost.
: lid "a to ma, ze 5 panem bohem neime
! ne ielnou do roka mluvi, ma n6kolik t6
lesnych lekaid, ktefi lei prayem smy
e slu slova ma zivu zachovavaji, nebot ODE
n ne znamo, ze kdyby um6nl jeiich nebylC
81 svaty otec pres vsechnu neomylno8t pc
: lobozstvi sv6 davno byl by backory nata
> hnul, jake kazdy jiny yekem nemoce
e mi sesly smrtelnik. Rovn6z ostatn
J. knezi mali vice ddvtry lekafkou nez b
S Ii pomoc, ac by ma tuto, co sluhoy6 DO;
4: zvlastni narok mohli Giniti.
(, ,,k1vby mladi v6delo a starr mohlo.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-08-03

,,K1yby mladi v6dto a starr mohlo"
TAX zaluje mnohy chorobny muz, kterY
prchani sv6 zvotni silly bolesti pozoruje.
UMvali Sc dra Alberta Conradho augs-
burskych kapek pravidelne, tedy ten
nejotfesen6jsi system ttlesni pozdravi a
umozni tenn, ktefi ma zivot6 neimensiho
pozitku nemaji, zaziti nejedn6 radosti,
- X dostani isou We vsech lekar
mach lakoz M. Kreiciho.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-08-03
Ma sGpai.
Il Il. MYLltS,
Gcnl Par or. and Ticket Agt-
BE Il H. IN II.
cleveland, Coimnbus, Cincinnati &

CIe0e4and, C0t@nbus, Cincinndt5 &
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20
THIRST At SEA.

Thirst on land is bad enough, but
thirst at sea, with water every where,
yet not drop to drink, is ten times
worse. Of the agony which it occa
sions we may form some conception
when We read, as in the case of late
shipwreck, Of the survivors of boat $
crew greedlly drinking the blood OF
their comrades. No one knows what
his evil fortune may one day bring him
to endure. For The benefit OF the rea-
der therefore, we make uote OF the
following question put by tn Board OF
Trade examiners to the candidates for
certificates Of competency as mates in
the English merchant service
"What would you do in order to al
lay thirst, with nothing but Sta water at
hand! :"
The answer is :-"Keep the clothes,
especially the shirt, soaked with sea.
water
Drinking salt water to allay thirst
drives the sufferer mad; but an exter
nal application Of it gives relief, if it
does not quite satisfy the demands OF
craving nature. 1t is pity that this
simple yet truly scientific remedy is
known to but few of those who tempt
the treacherous main
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20
sW.MiEp 81 rs OWN WELL


The Knoxville (Il.) Press and Mail
tells the following curious story: In
The region of Lost Greek, between
New Market and Strawberry Plains,
the waters of which became damned
up during the late floods and have not
since falleH, thera lives a thrifty farmer
who some years ago selected for his
home a handsome tract of land lying
in the form Of large basin or amphi,
theater, on the gentle slope of which
he built his house, aud surrounded it
with barns, coops and gardens. In
close proximity he dug a well, there
being no running stream on the place.
And now the pleasant home is desolate
the chicken-roost floats to the sport of
the wind, and weary waste of waters
surrounds and covers the grounds, and
flows III and out Of the doors of the
dwelling, and all this widespread
ruin is the result Of a strange freak Of
the well the farmer dug some time
since. During the heavy rains, and
while so much water was standing on
the ground, the we'll commenced to
rise rapidly, and soon the water began
pouring forth from its mouth with the
force Of mill race, and has continued
to do so ever sipce, 80 that the basin
in which the building stands is now
lake. AS to where the water comes
from is mooted question, but the
most plausible theory is that Lost
Greek is making the old well available
for new outlet. The water is, on the
railroad track in the vicinity, in some
places two feet deep. The phenomen
Is certainly strange one, and excites
general interest
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The bufalo-gnat, which is causing SO
much destruction among cattle in the
Southwest, is small insect, not more
than half the size Of the house fly,
which suddenly appears IN the air by
millions and settles upon ali four footed
animals within reach. A horse or
COW will be literally covered with them
at nj gbt in the morning the animal
will be found dead and swelled to an
enormous size The bite is very
poisonous, and the wound quickly
Testers. Cattle owners find that the
most effective way of protecting their
animals is to cover them with coating
of diluted tar, but if that cannot be
done fires are built and the smoke
drives off the insects.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

TERRIBLE TRAGEDY ON BOARD OF AN
AMERICAN VESSEL AT SEA.-London,
The Schooner Jefferson Borden,
from New Orleans for this port
has arrived off Forth Leven. The cap
tain reports: "Crew mutinied; first ard
second mate killed two sal lors woun-
ded and put in irons; one sailor woun-.
ded and chained to the pump, and an-
other dying. Vessel worked by three
hands,"
The following additional particulars
have been obtained Of the mutiny on
the Jefferson Borden: The schooner
Jefferson Borden, Patterson master,
sailed from New Orleans March 5th for
London, and when eighteen days from,
the former port the mutiny broke out.
CAPTAIN Patterson and his officers
fought the men with resolvers and
knives. After terrible struggle, In
which the first and second mates were
killed. the captain succeeded in disa>
bling all the men who resisted. He
hailed passing vessels, obtained suffi-
cient hands to work the ship, and pro-
ceeded on his way to London.
The mutineers seized the opportuni-
ty to carry out their plot when on watch
with the first mate and boy. The lat
ter was gagged. The men struck the
mate from behind and fractured his
skull. The second mate coming to the
rescue, was seized and thrown overheard
alive. The boy in the mean while got
free and. alarmed Captain Patterson,
who came up from the cabin with two
revolvers and began firing with effect,
one of the mutineers receiving seven
bullets and another was wounded in the
stomach. One who was reported dy-
in may live until the vessel reaches
london.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20
A PorAro THAT REs1sps THE Cot

A PoTATo THAT REsIsrs THE Coz
oRApo BEETLE. "A Jackson, of Frea~
erick county, Nd, communicates the
following interesting facts % the Baitir
more American Farmer, which he says
can be attested by the sworn testimony
of two of his iaborers About five
years ago he received from New Jersey
a peculiar kind of a red potato, under
the name Of Siberian Red. 1t proved
to be very prolific bearer, and Of a
monstrous size, very mealy and whoie~
some for the table, though some pur-
pie streaks would occasionally ran
through the tubers. Last summer he
planted them in hills four feet apart,
between Young grape vines which
stood eight feet by eight feet, and
raised on one acre a little better than
one hundred bushels of magnificent
potatoes. He fertilized the hills by
mixing lime with ten per cent. OF salt,
aud mixing old COW manure with
about ten per cent. of said lime and
salt compound. He used a good show
eltul of it in every hill, and embodied
it with the ground (clay soil) by dig
ging. The result, he says, was aston
ishing. When the potato bugs (Which
had then appeared in myriads) had
eaten off vine, presently two or more
vines would shoot up, keeping on grow
ing until the November frosts Killed
them. Most curious of all, they bore
here, and there small potatoes (not seed
balls) on the vines. One remarkable
hill yielded forty-fve averaged sized
potatoes. All his other kinds. as Early
Rose, Peachblow, Early Goodrich,
though treated in the same manner,
were an utter failure.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20
EUREKA

EUREKA
IL ef. CORN PLANTER.
This Machine Is mounted on wheels, the
same rs the wheat drill. with drivers seat
and has two sets OF ShOvels aud Covercrs
hung by gum spIing attachments, this
enable them to pass over distractions
The dropping arrangement can be readily
regulated to drop amy number of grain.
and any quantity of Fertilizer desired
with precision and accuracy The adj.
vantages in planting corn by this Machine
are that the burrows are more uniform
the checkering more accurate, anu thu
corn is dOrpped in newly drawn burrows
and covered with fresh earth, with mere
uniformity than can be done by manua
work, besides one Machine will do the
work of ten hands.
We claim specially tor this Machine over
all other patterns:
/. 1t is easily adjusted in all its parts
simplein construction, and readily ant
conveniently handled.
2. The dropping is uniform and checker.
ing accurate, Tor the reason that the Corr,
and Fertilizer are first dropped apon .
self-acting valve, at the point of the tube
only several inches from the ground. from
which point it is Instantaneously droppe,
to the furrow, without scattering OF
stringing
8. The Fertilizer is dropped accurately
and simultaneously with the Corn, with
out stringing along the filrrow.
4. 1t plants two rows at the same time.
the Shovels and Coverers adjusting them
selves to hard OF mellow. rough or smooth
ground; and any ordinary farm hand can
manage the Machine without difficulty
5. The Machine is also designed, by
simply reversing the Coyerers, to fnrrow
the first way for corn. u 9 s.
6. By appending an extra shorel at
tachnent it is converted into perfect
CULTIvAToR, and cannot be equslied for
shoveling in wheat and rye.
As W. have but limited time for
manuta turing these Machines for the
coming season. we would be glad to have
you cal and examine for Yourself, or
correspond with us, so that, should you
desire one, we may be.able to furnish it
In time.~ as N
Every Machine is guaranteed.
Agents solicited.
RAMEY b co.
Woodstock Va
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

TIE Pulpit AND THE STAGE. in his
sermon at the funeral of Mrs. Conway,
the actress, the Rev Dr.. Nye, address
inc the members of the dramatic pro-
fession present, said: ...--- .
sit is not my desire or purpose to
address, at any length, at least, the
large and intelligent class Of women
and men represented here, Identified
with the profession to which she be-
longed. They come in honor TO her
memory, come as her friends. and the
friends of the family, to condole with
these afflicted ones and to aid in these
funeral rites. For my own part l see
NO necessary antsgonlsm between the
stage and the pulpit, between the
drama and the church. This human
life is not for work only, but for play,
and there will be, ought to be, music,
art, mirth, pleasure, Wills the world
shall stand In your view the world
needs the drama, the stage. Well, Is
it not fitting in me to ASK you hers to-
day to remember this good woman and
her husband, who stroye to redeem and
elevate the stage, and beg that you
will strive by your presence and united
influence to make it what purity and
temperance, and morality aud religion
demaudi
And one other thought. II the
world needs the stage, does not the
world and the stage need the CHURCH
need the Christ whom the good God
has sent to heal and love the world !
We must all meet temptations. Duties
are pressing on US every hour; and
don't we need faith in invisible and
eternal thingsf We must all meet
death, and can We meet sorrow and
death-you and without faith in
God and without hope in the immortal
lifei May we all so live that when
our human work and play are over, and
we come to the shore of the river
which lies between US and the eternal
home, we may be able calmly to say,
@Thanks, Amen"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The largest insurance policy ever
issued in Vermont was made one day
last week for So, 100000, covering the
property ofthe Central Vermont rail
road and its leased lines, and steam
ers on Lake Ontario and the New
London line.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

An Atchison, Kan, girl ate four
pounds of wedding cake in order that
she might dream of her future hus-
band. And now she says that none.
wouldn't hire her to marry the man she
saw in that dream.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

There are times when all of awo-
mans self>possession and dignity are
required. That is when she shows her
first baby, hare Tipped one, to an Cd
beau, whom she has Tilted for the sake
of her present husband.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

Lexington was great battle, all
things considered, bat that's no excuse
for charging centennial visitor
thirty five cents for piece of custard
pie aud leave to sit on horse~blcck
aud cat it.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20
VIRGINIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY
AI.EYANnuJA

VIRGINIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY
ALEXANDRIA VA,
Stockholders Gin this Company will plsasetaks
notice that the following acting agents are the
only authorized persons to make collections Of
money for this Company viz.
MOSES WALTON Director Woodsto.r
COL. G. W. MURPHY Agent Mt. jackson.
CAPT. G B. SAMUELS q G. FrontRoyai.
ABB. TRICK Director Han risonburp.
ROBT. BEVERLEY President, Plains.
VIM Il. TAMS Agent StauntOn.
When they collect, they will alsorurn,shth
party paying them, with certificate of Sto.t
Money paid to any other persons except MA.
will not berecognised.
GEORGE c. wEDDERBURw
Secretary and Treasurer.
Harrisonburg Register please copy,
Feb. % If.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The man who picked up kernel of
giant powder and made his autograph
upon the hot stove, thinking it was
charcoal, now employs an amanuensis
to sign his bank checks.
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Unless Milwaukee girl can take a
brick in each hand and make eight
feet and four inches at a standing
jump, she rarely gets admitted into the
best society.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

A medical man says that the corpse
of man who Is absolutely drowned
will bleed if cut. But who wants to
"bleed" corpse7
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The Wisconsin farmer who left q
candle burning in the barn 80 as t.
scare thieves away has no barn to
watch now.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

A bad little boy, upon being promis'
ed five cents by his mother If be would
take dose OF castor Oil, obtained the
money, and then told his parent that
she might castor OIL in the street
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s'Meat me at the spelling match
at Mues,c hall" was the invitation
written probably by one who stepped
down and ont on the first round.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The children in Florida say they
live on sweet potatoes in the summer
and on strangers IN the winter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

The saying "Excuse haste and a
bad pen" has been attributed to a pig
who ran away from home.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-05-20

He was Warm Spring Indian the
moment he sat down on hot stove.
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