Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1875-1878, 1875-12-04
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ing dayS-wbeD boys or, mem drive! th'
stakes and fix the Kettles, set the leach
tub, and prepare the kindling.wood,
1" Good morning, Mrs. Dihkelson-
told PeierFto put our soap kettle out
here near yourng so 'twould be handy il
case Of, acc,dent. How''s yer lye this
morning, Mrs. Dinkelsonf" ~ ~ .
|oI.aOb, purity WE'LL I'm gl.d you fixed
ger ket lie over here !; it's more sociabel
ler-atI least it pears to me so. How :
yer grease 2. =. NJ oyaff 5lf5og "a
NM, grrase is, irst-rate-bette no,
the lye., 4. .'spect. Did you ever pn'
lime in, the, bottom OF y our leachl ] told
Peter to, but he hadn't got no lime, so
he Just chucked in some sticks and STRAW
and Old rags and a few egg shells, ali
smashed up. How much grease you 60,
this springi"IIoo Tn9. lo %u1
, WEEK. don't ''zacklyy know, Mrs.
Spiker there is about as mucn as W.
alters has-and, don't know as there
IL, ni,fherD nhb%9 a. 1fr5.''' - -
LI,"l wish you'd jest ster mine, if !
don't get tbnck I'M time. Il must 60 ana
tell Jane not to,wipe them dishes with
the new .,wipin'' cloth; that's for com
pany dishes, and Jane persists in doin'
it with that are cloth, jus, because it,
new. I'm mighty feared Jane'll never
De like her mother n W4ull9t @aE
- IN STIR il; /; but hurry back" a3.
- Sc Well, how was it!',, asl .G..jg.v
'2t4 * Oh, she was iussin' it, just as 'spect-
ed. Now IN stir while you fix the Dire.
Ain't it nice to have our kettles clus to
gether, so one ile'll bile both on 'erD.
It saves wood. and We can get around
out Of the smoke more easier" 'la;;,
- alters Thought 1t was \ great con
venience, specially when one has got
good nejghbors, as'we have" ."17itJ. .
- So do I. Do you put ham.rines il :
your grease, Mrs. Dinkelson : Peter'h
both think it don't come so quick
when there's rines in it. Peters sor'
OF scientific, ana lows it's the smoke o.
the sal,petre; but | don't know" u. 7
81 alters keep the rines, Mrs. Spiker
There's so much good grease the Other
side the ril>es, 1t pays to keep '~m, Al"
our folks is such hogs for ham Mrs.
Skypey keeps everything, and she has
nice soap .too.n' ,7EuT2djL ~. Is.tj /
: Swell, don't, ca.e for the Skypeys;
I knowed 'em when they borrered soap,
and never paid It, nuther: She's mighty
stuck-up now, since her husbands
bought horse and buggy. It's a good
thing everybody amt. proud" su't
:. That's so, Mrs. Spiker. Now, there's
H. amt worth ,nore'n my
Did man, but he makes b'lieye hes got
ten thousand dollars. An !
can't bear his wiie--nasty, stuck. up
thing. with boughten pst,,coatF'
., THAT, is 80, Mrs. Dickelson.. AN if
there Is any one thing above, smother
that is desp,sin', it's e boughten pertl-
coat. Better save the money; she'll
want it: some dav:".' ~":s 80 D.
:'Indeed, she will. But Mrs. Boggless
lust knocks Mrs. Jinkins ! She's the
most extrayagantest woman l ever
did see. MeSand Jededian has of.e"
noticed her doin's. Any woman that's
too good to bile soap is just a nasty,
s,uck.up thing; and you know how II.
is yerself, Mrs, ,Spiker. ! wouldn' miss
soup biin' for nothin'. It's so soclable
to'l,aveEa real .good visit, with nobody
to bother US and. listen to what we say !
And, obi! have you heard of Dek IL
Jlo,nesby, and what he did to Sally sn's
La, me no no. !'i1rbbsj1 rbss nasty st man al
qers sus pected 'tiof im:S = | fever knowed
any good Of them Jonesbys,, and i Know
it. What did he do % ."D&&ts
,,,,ua Oh. dearl, ITS, too awful to tell
But III jpsIt ,eIl 'a ;;pu! You ,'t see, Sally
S1nig giles Vent there to do the spr'ns
sowln', and one day Mrs. Jonesby was
down town, gaildin' about just as she
alters is, when the Dekin cum hum. Lie
let on he didn't know his wife was out;
but know better, and SO do you! |
iist 'spected what was up, so run IN to
borrei a little sal'ratus, all in a hurry,
and they were both in the clothes-press !
/ rushed right in OH 'en, but | Was
little too soon; they went to fumblin'
in the rag-bag. 'Oh!' says I. Hello!
said he. II just run in for some sal.
ratus. ssez L. '.lt's in the buttry,' said
he. d hat yer doin' in here?' sez |.
:. .Huntin' some, linen for MISS Smg-
gles,' says he. Hunti,,' linen! Yes,
guess it was! An he looked just as in
nercent-the deceivin' wretch! I'm 50
glad don't b'long to that chu,chl I'd
be afraid oi him-the wretch I"
And Sally Smiggles vas in there
with him, was she? | alters mistrusted
it in her eyer
Yes, indeed she was and she'd her
work in her hand, just on purpose to
fool me; but I've just been girl N.Y.
self, and they can't fool me. I'll tell