Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1875-12-03

Aumorons Sketches.


FRon the New York Grepsfs We learn that |
the pull-back has had some trouble with ST. |
Peter, and this is the way it he told
A little Puliback sought one DAY
The gates of Paradise;
St. Peter wiped his speeIsciss
And rubbed his ancient eyes.
And throngs Of female angels came
With curious gaze the while,
Intent, ss ladies always are,
To see the latest style.
Tie Saint put on his glasses then
An observation took;
EWhat What = he said, this trayerses
The laws OF mustn't look
Tied back in front Piled up behind
Twill never 90, fear
The thing is too ridiculous
You cannot enter here.
What did she do My curious friend,
She got behind q tree;
- And in jifley she was dressed,
As angels ought to be.
81. Peter kissed her then, and said,
Pass in my little dear;
But mind, you mustn't introduce
Such naughty fashions here
=
SORRY DUTcHMAN.-MIne trow vas no bet
ter as she ort TO be till shast before she diet )
then abe vas so goot as before remarked Mr.
Vanderhorard 10 his reighbos-
Your wife was an smiable woman, and you
do great injustice 10 her memory said Mr..
Pluggius.
'yel. vat YOU know so much about mine frow 2
'I was not intimately acquainted with her, but
sm sure that sIl her acqualntances loved her.
'vo. right bad they to love her!-Maybe-'
Maybe what9'
Maybe ycu love mine frow, too
why co you speak so strangely ?
wy, one day pig man shust like you. came
into our house, aud kissed mine irow right be.
fore ber fscs.'
Were you prescb; at the time !
TO pe sure vOs 2
sweu What did you dor
Il kicked him right pehindhi, back
did he recent ii7'
yah, be broke me and de locking glass, and
al Of the crocfery in The house 'cept the bed
ntosmash!'
What did you do then =
Then cried mutcrl mutcr muteT! and
called for tie shuige, aud the shury, aud con
stable TO come; and be rupd away
'Do you intend to charge nae with taking sucl
unwarraniabe liberties with the companion O
your bosomf
.. Ne DO charge nothing for il no", because sh
pe tead and peTrlod.'
T will not allow YOU to make such insiuua
tions. You are an old tyraut, and everybod
said you were glad when your wife died.
Everybody be one tam liar
i saw no symptoms of sorrow.'
'Me felt more worsht tan ef NV best COW Ia
tied
Your COW. What a comparison
She vos a great loss-a heavy ioss--for sh
yos pig rs dat (sfrcadin- ou; Lis arms), an
she weighed more tan TWO hundred pounds.
'Look out, old man, or you viii see trouble
doubt II your wife was even kissed by any ma
after her marriage. At all events you mus
apologize for what you have said Of me-
Tot is spologice!'
'You must beg my pardon, and say YOU ar
Borry IL you do not / will enter a complain
against you and have yoa arrested
j pc sorry ten
Sorry for what 2
Sorry you kissed mine frow.'
you incorrigible idiot That is not what yo
must say for never do such thingY
'No-yOu must pc sorry you never did such
thing in my life.'
Must ! pc sorry you never did such u ting p
'No-you must take back what you said.'
While the dutchmGn wac in this dilemma. hi
friend Hans Hamburger, came along, and fiuall
succeeded in reconciling the parties, when th
trio adjourned to neighboring coffee house.