The Morning herald., 1875-11-29
OUR MINIATURE POSTER.

The Oldest and most reliable establish
ment in the State is that of j. & j. N. Har-
man, 40 King street, where the latest
styles of well made furniture can be cheap
ly purchased.
Tom Hood, the poet and punster is now
accused of having been a cremationist, be-
cause he said shortly before his death that
he was dying out of pure charity to the un-
dertaker, "who wished to urn lively
Hood"
Convenient for ladies marketing-Middle-
toms grocery store, Fourth and King
streets.
If you want stylish and good Fitting
Garment at from 10 to IL per cent. cheaper
than at any other Tailor's, 60 to O'Connor's
new establishment, No. 9 East I'd street,
over Dubell's Hat Store.
After diligcnt search Of ancient history,
we find that it was woman who used the
first oath. Adam complained that 1t was
wrong to eat the forbidden fruit. Eve re-
piled, II don't care Adam !" and took
large mouthful.
John Green, 2O4 West Second st., is SELL
ing boots and shoes at great reduction.
A line in one of Moore's songs reads thus:
"Our couch shall be roses bespangled with
dew !" To which sensible girl replied
"Twould give me the rheumatics, and sol
would you!"
Felt drugget and crumb cloths, elegant
designs. Call and see at McBrde's, 72S
Market street.
"Father," said juvenile TO his paternal
ri, lol l,l, oc az TN
from piety to profanity, g do think you
ought to stop praying or swearing-l don't
know which.
Ladies' felt hats of all shapes and sizes
50 and 40 cts, at 121 Shipley street.
Campaign DISQUALIFICATION earring.
Problem in optics-Can cross-eyed man
be natural-eyzed!
When Bismarck's doctor calls ne naturally
asks, How is Biz!'
Fennessey's shoe emporium, 22l Market
street is the place for white kid slippers.
Ladies, bear this in mind. His prices are
lower than in Philadelphia.
When Adam got tired naming his de-
scendants, and when he got half through,
he said: "Let's quit and call the rest
Smith,"
Daniel McCusker, PIG West I'd street,
sells shoes lower than anybody in the city.
They have found a petrified Mormon in
Utah, and from the number Of dents in the
head, evidently made with poker and flat
iron, it is judged that he had az least thirty
three wives.
Buy your furniture from J.. r. Adair, 4th
anG King SITS.
Mr.. -, father wants to borrow
your paper. He says he only wants to read
it," "Well, go back and ask your father
10 send me his supper. Tell him I only
| want to eat it,"
Moreland has on hand large stock OF
shoes, which he is selling very low. Re-
member that his store is at the corner Of 4th
and Poplar streets.
For pair of white kid slippers for balls
or parties, 60 to Fennessey's, 22l Market
street.
It was only the other morning that Mr..
Alanson Bondley, stepped out of the house
in tender frame of mind, singing softly
to himself: Oh, had the wings of dove,
I'd fly away from" Just then the hired
girl threw the bedroom carpet out of the
window, and as its dusty folds enveloped
Mr.. Bondley and threw his struggling form
down the steps, he was heard to exclaim in
muffled tones " If get out of this if l
don't cut the raw heart out of the bloody
minded assassin that slungthat carpet, strike
me dead !"
On, what novelty the new hat to be
worn in 1876, is to be sold by Samuel Cul-
bert, opposite the Clayton House. Those
who intend visiting the Centennial grounds
ought to wear desirable head gear.
Cough, Hoarseness, Asthma, or any irri-
tation of the throat or Bronchial Tubes
will be relieved by taking DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup. 1t has cured thousands. Recon-.
mend it to your friend and neighbor Your
druggist keeps it. Price, 25 cents.