The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1875-03-23
NUMBER 5.
Seuse and cnnusrnse.

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Take my word FOR this, rea6er. amt
s"s . lopi LOW ~ ou = sou pisnse. tna'
ne .s.'la ~ ,'asn nol ain VI 'oi'y ~ ms
~, - Asu.e ,.s. pasn po'nes oi much morse
'A' ''''' - uts YIN t..'ei'ion' A'ohto' e
It is timeto quit talking abont the
softening influence of women. A Mos@
sachusetts man-wfIo has had four wives
.las Jus. oeen sent TO ehe penlteniiary
'ol seea'lng horses ''a' 4 = =
sIhe highest point of good breedingj
any one can hitit, Is TO show a very
nice fegards to YOBes Own dignity, ,iand,
with tnat ih your heart, to express your
! + vassle lor the name above You -Sfeets:
II seemed apparent to- the naked eye
that the young man was inioxicated
but he explained matters satisfxctosily
by the remark that his limbs had become
enlangled in his Ulster oyercoat. T
"a nlsce for evorvtb;no and everr.
THING n its nloce ., % ,be old .omon
said when she slowed the broom he'll.
lows, balls of warn. two babies, currv.
comb. three cats. and a or;t,iron ;n,o sr
old oven.
| Says a Hartford, editor: IA youne
. poet sends in contribution entitled
Let US Love- We will do our best, :
but We have been married over fuur
years now, and are little out Of prac-
tice." ~
A Navy-yard man tells about an ex-l
citing game they had at his house the
other night. 1t was draw poker. He
saw her. She had a full hand of clubs,
and he let her. have the spot" That
was all.
"Do you keep matches 2' asked a WAC
OF country grocer "Oh, yes, all
kinds" was the reply. "Well, I'll take
a trotting match" said the wag.. The
! grocer Immediately handed him box
Of pills. s Faos sfa
If you want to nlease an o,io mon
praise, his cows a Ken,nckian h;s hor @
ses; an Arkansas man, his shooting; a
Kansas man. his dogs; an Iowa man,
his feet; Vireinian, his family name;
a Tennessean, his mule.
"Why don't Won hold nm vour head
in the world as do 2" asked a bauobtv
Ilawyer of sterling old farmsr
squire, replied the farmer, Hsee that
neia OF gram. Ihe well filled hangs
down. whlle those only that are empty
stand upright"
/ Miss KELLOGG s,vs that Amer;ca,,
girls have the sweetest voices f. tha
world. When one of them nnts her
month to hole in tho senco ord ..hol.
lers' to the girl next door to s'feteh
back them crimping irons," it fills the
air With melody. f ~ Il ,agata
4 A celebrated Judge, who stooped yery
much in walking. had stone thrown at
Il him one day, which fortunately passed
over him without hitting him. Turning
to his friend, he remarked. eHad i
oeen an upright Judge, that might have
caused my oeatn.
"Then you won't lend me that dime
novel, ELI ?' INQUIRED one hoy Of anoth.
other in the post office. Saturday q ..No
| wen'tn .Allorioht ',ban. nsxt ,,;ms
our chimney burns out Won shaa,t come
; into the ward and whoon and hollsr T.,
r -DetroH Free Press ss IA
3 A wide awake minister who fonna ,,,Ssf
t congregation going to sleep before he
had fairly. commenced. suddenly ex.
l claimed: Brethren, this amt fair
e Wait until l get along, and then if T
I! aiu't worth listening to, 90 to sleep !:
a but don't before / commence Give a
man a chance -lafgs5
r
: in surgerv.'' said = vouns mel,ic.f s,Y.
l dent. ahe has actually made ssInav IN,
. for a boy taken from his cheak - aAH !.
: WE'LL" said his old amt. .manv,s Tho
Il fine 7 have known no;r toLoD frn,,,
mine and No vorv na;nrn, =
either ~. = - M II si'on r
w.,.. lid a..eYa
: my uouo' 'ne "a, eAlstehce o., mat fat
it w;,hont' | snh;ao,;nn % H~s n.r.i eneley ,u.,ls
. shame of a very conclusive refutation !.
a but there is this remarkable t1ifference
e between mind and matter-he that
S doubles the existence of mind .by idoubt.
# ing, proves it.-Colton. sssA ).
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: o Sas.y III ".u "onaa Wy, Woul.'
8 " 'a.e' Waning m,'.l oare ieee through
r w s'ass ss m .,iau "ainiug ~ .own ~ ~ sioes
Su!possu W os water r'uSn'' 1neY are
J nos ooia uSu.' anu II Is not water on
Il ,ue soie oi Tue loot or anywhere else
water in,]neesp p and which ne IL u ;n;ras "s's
+ .brongb tbe colo ofs ,ha f.at .,taa,,s,, !,
II tho Ghost - -, w t' - WI :.
n IT.. IL ,,
q no u'aei "aJ q. ooy apouteignt years
q olu calieu a' mouse In the northern
d paI' ol lne cl!y ana asked the lady for
sen 0er's' -; SAYING ne was was Tue sole sup.
p., por n'' .nS 9';e oae leacneu aitef
! your mother p t.Shes seventy wears
;. DID, promptly replied the lad, and he
: wondered what made the lady hustle
him out without giving him any money
1,uon,d ;,
: farmers aensr.l,v ao ~o,,d 1n1uu,ei.e ,,a... y
= names na;o,ea nnon ,ho ~ n...a nav; s,e,. s.l.