The Morning herald., 1875-12-07
OUR MINIATURE POSTER

10 IN Mcbrlue lOr your vi cloCHS' liz
has all kinds cheap at 72S Maeket street.
A Judge, who had spent an evening with
q Young lawyer, whose office was on the
second story, on his departure, stumbled on
tie stairs and fell to the bottom. The law
yer hearing the noise rushed out, and,
seeing the Judge lying on his Rack at the
bottom of the stairs, hastened down, and
with great anxiety asked:
as your honor hurt?"
;'No," said the Judge, scrambling to his
feet, "but my legs are"
John Green, 2O4 West Second st., is sell
ing boots and shoes at a great reduction.
Few are aware of the importance of
checking cough or common cold in its
frsl stage. That which in the beginning
wonlp yield to mild remedy, If neglected,
soon preys upon the lungs. DR.. Bulls
Cough syrup affords instant relief. Price
25 cents.
;' He sells shoes lower, cheaper, than any
body else in the city," " Who is he ~
" Why Daniel McCusker, PIG West I'd st.,
to be sure"
For fit of idleness-Count the ticking
OF clock do this for an hour, and you
Will be glad to pull off your coat the next
one and go to work.
At 40 King street, can be found the
latest styles of well made furniture, which
IL selling very cheap Tht above is the old
est and most reliable establishment in the
State and is kept by J. & j. N. Harman.
He used to cramp his feet up in little
boots and limp painfully to her residence
every Saturday evening, but the morning
after his marriage he went into shoe-shop,
drew a chalk mark around his foot, and
a'out an inch distant from it on both sides
and at the heel and toe, and ordered the
proprietor to cut him up pair of boots
af.er that pattern.
Low prices at Fennessey's shoe empor-
iutn, 221 Market street. White kid slippers
aipecialty. A most useful holiday present
il pair Of shoes.
An Iowa mans wife is subject to frances
w,lich last fonr or five days. He never goes
fra doctor, but sits around and smokes
ard spits on the stone hearths until her
jaws timber up again.
The Directors of the National Bank of
Delaware have just completed the papering
OF their banking-room. The work was
dnae by A. B. Jones, paper hanger, 61S
Market street.
New York World: Richelieu's remark,
There's no such word as fail, ,"
s ould be modified to meet the present un-
Pleasant times, so as to state about how
niany cents will be paid on the dollar.
Beds renovated at Adair's, 4th and King
SIS
a lawyer in rising from his chair sud
denly, nearly tore off the skirt of his coat.
"Now," said he, turning to friend, "
surely ought not to complain of poverty, as
carry my rents with me-"
"Yes," replied his friend, " but they are
all In a rear"
Go to O'Connor's new establishment, No.
Q East 3rd street, over Dubell's hat store.
H, sells stylish and good fitting garment
at from 10 to 10 per cent. cheaper than
any other tailor.
A musical amateur writes to ask if the
old English song, "a Single Smile," fur
nished the theme of Wagner's clone grin"
He is the indiyidual who thought with
Verdure Clad" was the same as "Wearing
o. the Green"
Clayton Massey, No. 404 King street,
has laid in lot Of ladies' gold watches,
fine jewelry, gold and silver lead pencils
AMI everything in that line, suitable for
Christmas presents
-"Is that cheese rich ~ asked Boggs
of his grocer.
"Yes," was the candid rerly; "there's
millions in it.
For pair of white kid slippers for balls
or parties, 90 to Fennessey's, 22l Market
street.
4 little Hve-year-old friend, who was al
ways allowed to choose the prettiest kitten
for his pet and playmate, before the other
nurslings were drowned, was taken to his
mothers sick room, the other morning, to
ees two tiny, new twin babies. He looked
reAectively from one to the other for min
uts Or two, then, pointing his chubby finger
into The cheek of the plumpcst baby, he
said. decidedly, "Save this one.'
(ieap! extravagantly cheap! All shapes
- sizes Of ladies' felt hats at 80 and 40
~, for sale at 12l Shipley street.
The other day, q young man, decidedly
l,eEiated,, wa1kcd into tie executive cham
bor, and asked for the Governor. "What
DO HCu want with him ~ inquired the Sec
rotary. ooh, | want an Office, with good
sAlaryy-a sinecure." "Well," replied the
secretary, ~ car tell you something better
~ you chan sinecure-you had better try
ava ercure.' A new idea seemed to strike
the yoppg inebriate, and he vanished. ,r
Morerand's g store is on the corner Of 4th
and Poplar SITS. He has on hand large
stock Of shoes, which are selling low.
All economical Japanese family can live
on three cents 9 day, if buckled down to It,
Tie cheapest Shoe Store in the city is at
Seventh aud Poplar. N, Danahee,