Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-03-04

don't know what stage she'll take,
but if it only goes to a little place
we've heard Of called Thedevil. and
she Ii take through passage well sell
our last shirt to help buy a ticket.
The man " Californy who was so
terribly frozen a short time ago, has en-
tirely recovered, with deformed feet
and hands, poor cripple, probably de-
pendent upon the charity of the world,
We suppose nobody should be blamed
for were parties not licensed to do this
damnable mutilation Just stop d
minute and think what Con will say
about it when the case is brought be-
fore the High Court of Heaven.
If you have been troubled fer
years with dyspepsia, have tried all the
physicians, and great many remedies,
and cannot get any relief do not despair,
but 60 to your druggist and purchase a
box of Vests Sugar Coated Liver pills.
Take one every night on going to bed,
and by the time you have taken the
first box you will be greatly relieved.
Continue their use and they will surely
cure you. Thirty pills in each box.
Sold by all druggists.
-"Our boys who went to Florida
have been heard from. Charley Gar
rlson was lying on the deck of the
steamer from New Orleans to Pensaco-
la, painting like 350-pounder, having
given little darkey ten cents to ply a
palm leaf over his lengthiness dextrous-
ly. Mr.. Mitchell and Harry Compton
were barefooted, sucking oranges, and
wondering how the thermometer stood
in Wood County. Harry had bought
linen buster, and Mr. Mitchell was
continually wondering if 1t wouldn't be
cooler when night came. The intelli-
gence was received by Carrier Pigeon.
The following Letters Patent were
issued to citizens of the State of Wis
consin during the week ending Feb.
10th, 1875
Ice Picks-Sam'l Lindley, Green
Bay.
Stamping Mills-H. w. Colver,
Waukesha.
Roofing Shutter-H G. Defranne.
Green Bay.
Brushing Machine-A. Swallow,
Beloit.
Reported by Fitch & Fitch, Solicit
ors of Patents, through Webb & Coch-
ran, Attorneys-at-Lau, Grand Rapids,
Wisconsin.
FIVE BOYS AT ONE BIRTH.--On
the 18th inst, Mrs. e. NJ Kanouse
gave birth to five boys, three of whom
were alive at the time Of birth, but all
died short time thereafter. The boys
were all perfect in form, and of good
size. Mr.. Kanouse is agent for the Ex-
press Company at Watertown Junction
and is a nephew of T. D. Kanouse,
ESQ, Grand Worthy Chief fthe Good
Tamplar's of this State.-Ec.
Some Of our brother Faber pushars
have endeavored to find in the above
an argument against joining the Good
Templars. To relieve false impress
sion, we will say that bylaw in the
manual of the association so reads
that any lodge Kanous(t)e a female
member who is addicted to such intern
perance. Watertown that must be for
a census man.
Who appreciates the fact that
there is any great Importance attached
to such commodity as PILL? 1t is
supposed that anybody can make them
as all can take them But visit the
laboratory of DR.. j. G. Aver and you
will be disabused of the idea. that it is
trife to make any medicine and adapt
it to the wants of millions of men-to go
adjust it to their needs, and so cure
their complaints. as to make them its
constant customers in all the zones
physicians find it requires some skill to
adapt their doses to a single patient.
ask them if it is not an intricate pro-
blem to adjust a purgative pill to the
necessities of untold numbers, so that
it shall benefit them nearly all. DR..
ayers's laboratory supplies co., 600 doses
of his Pills per diem, or 10000. 900 a
year. Think of that Esculapiusl
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