The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-12-31
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boys vtas," remarked itamu ihs rtfar
day. Nheh he seak 4 elk umbrella away
from lai IN 'he ml'lss N 4 rsn-s'crm,
HnlA rosnrnna felln~. brow .,.ea,lng Nh
enhsnrst II hnve travelled round the
world" Replied will M has thu rams
h.Il y ~, hanl, b,i Y !" only r'ick ~
An Alalrmn ncgrn hung hlmsslf horeus~
n,lr ~ hla mtleA dial. AMI hia wifa snll
tie afhnr. rsve thu ELL nlnn aesnnl risss
burial anil lunght her sisiann pairs of hill
glossa.
A boy recently fonni Il poekes,,epk AMI
relnrneI N ~ In nwnar. Who gsva him i
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etAn ~ instant, mud ihen handing II rrinr.
inntls hark, nniihly sighsd ~ he naid. II
can't change H.
The deacon of one VI I'm rolor~d Baptist
Churches IN Virginia arkrd rom~i,ody
"Wherr they could nnd hrst.rate new
miniriHrT HE friend feplinii II thought
You hHd ons" 40 Ws hAve." was The
answer. "tat ~ hAve Jnai rsnt him In hIs
r~slgnAtion"
A llttln glrl went Into nsighbors honss
ans day. ~hsra soma applr.parInRs Law IN
. piAls on ihs table. Altar sitting ! whIl1,
she sald. u email apples" "yrs." TN
lady rrlisd. II guess you smell th~ss
ajr,le-pArines IN ihr plate" mo. no"
SAID rhs. sinint them ! smell, ! smell
whole arp'es."
The most appalling case ~ deafness
Tint WI evHr eHms natn~# nuiTIi. NJ nm
asylum WI. Inn. 81 ~ OH Indy ~ho lives
Just nrtse#s tho slr~.l from ihe navy yard,
The 0ihar day ihay 1ivd rnlnis III
fwenty-one g,,nr. Tin nh lady wa&
ul,rai tMi - start and i,si~n NJ tIss iiai
Hrn ~As fired, and then sxrl.iinsdi sgoins
inl"
A Nesi,lfyr1ri man was ihs victim III
singular accident ,ie other night. Willie
pairing niutg The street Try exploded
roinmoil cracker iupi i,shi il him, While IA
ii,e sNtne instant N fu'fnn hnnuAna, ihrunn
fram II HriRli,arinn fruit Store. stftrk him
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sr,ra,uej. I'm ~hnn I'm sknl'' MIL
taking handful ~ ~. Japasel fruit
from hi. haai, asiiItai II II n horror.
stricken i,ssianisI ~ 4 rj,ealnian ii biz
brains.
1la daaih nj ~ .Heyarnur Weller, III
| California. r.ylyrH The ahn.tdata ~ Itmf
Waller rH# ustsn unfortunate enough ~
l,a rn,tKl,i IN silJssissk. Arriving IL
NAt trHnplAra. liz Ntr H4krd ~ aylntA..
thigInu friend Ii he hui ln#' tniri, sI.4,ai
aver, hing, aif." saiI Weller. "ssn.silIing
| bu my rnln,iaiiNu.'' stiateetl0r." Hhli lita
f,iend, ayot, ,rayI viii, lass baggage ttan
Auyplae | aspr INV"
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about tae Ha,liilnae Who rn,aa IL Tiff.
rpun'is tas.tai Ssare ngu. aNhn''a Tim
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ihi~ mafiituEf' II iAl fnarinl istau,
III lIa uipH." sWha' IlI vi dtuanlft Il
dina Ike III sall,s "ilii W I,uain ~
san lie sletlf' aNo. II NM fl snnr linn
that" "i,,d ss ,lraain srr luther "a
,nHdf" mo. II ~ha far Nanr lhau That"
.WelI, nhai III 81 itaum lnonf' why.
d,eAu,ed wna hsine agAIn."
.hIr." .hi.i fierce lau,rr, "alp YIN, pn
your soleil,n Haih. rssaf TINT this Ii ilsl
your hHnsl~,itingf" ~ fnalsun not," wa
ibr rupl irI,ly. "lt~s II Irsrtul,la ,,,ilt writ.
Iugf' "Yss, III. iihk II Isi,'t.s .Ilp you
| swear thai II dus't resemble your Miliing3a
.Nsli, l ID, nlI haai" ,ipu taxi seut
sOismn onih that ihis ntiiint ,l.a4 npl
resemble yours IN il Jingle leiIeff' .i..ses
sir." INV. how 10 you know "'catise
! esnl write"
i Mat,nnr hnI prepared i.i,n.eIf. Tor Il
home dinner u hIa liking. IL, sai down
In hlH slsnlDE.rDutn, nj tHisea With all llle
world, and Haidi "ND~. Hannah. hiring me
tin rplI mutton. M hvi inual for lu iIj.
weather" Hannah h~nitAted fnr uiunis
and sAld; .tjnl dons dys II away. nit.H
alive II A~ny' fiIva my 1lnhpt nwn,f'
.yss sIv Vim satd II any ,ra,t,t.a e~iIsj
wAs " Riya them TIM eoli ahnild.r'
Me1'Htis iDok roins " lila ~ifs'. NlDim III.
stsad. bni hs believes proyI.lsDas hAs i
mysterious way u caring Tor Tho poor.
| Nhs stood oysr tho washsnb with ons 81
her hn1bAud's stockings VI hsr band, anil
remarked 10 Mrs. MgKl~si alias l,sst
5 good husband 10 ma. ! never bAd ii.
trouble With him, It's KOln' ot, savsn YEN,
thAt Iva washed nv him. Do think ~,
asking too muuht Oh, no-~0ua rhiIt i
wssk, Two collars, 0ns pair u stockings
one pocket handkerchief. and no drawers
Has what l call whole mHr, Mira Mig
giss." And she slxshsd Ny VI Tie bAeA
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