The Ottawa free trader., 1875-09-04

New oats and Old corn begin to come in again,
What young lady was that who wrote to n
friend in this place, stating that she was not yet
engaged, but that she saw cloud above the
horizon about the size Of a mules ear?
Watcrmclons built here at home, have been in
The market for nearly three weeks We have
taken some pains to discover this item of news.
We are thinking of having large wallet man.
ufactured, expressly for the purpose of carrying
the subscription money paid US during the State
Fair.
Pulyeriscd alum sprinkled in boots or shoes,
now and then, will cure the worst case of bad
smelling feet. Blonde, please try it.
We want it distinctly understood that we can
write poetry "lillc thunder
Mary had n new gros-grain,
The nobblcst Kind, YOU know,
And Mary cut it like the rest,
And the boys enjoyed the show.
Farmers have been, and many still are, offering
from $3.50 TO 81 per pay and board for hands to
help harvest their crops; ana yet the country is
full of lousey, greasy, sassy, lazy tramps, who
would steal the dinner from blind hog.
Bounce.
We heard a young man say, aOout nine O'clock
last Tuesday evening, that it was lust his bed
time" The parents or guardian of that offspring
should send him to the State Fair
My face is rugged, but I'm wealthy; will you
have me?" said he" Yes, indeed; its knotty but
It's nice, " said She"
Many OF the youthful gents are at present
amusing themselves by advertising for cores
pondents in the Chicago Matrimonial Bazdr.
Backward, pin backward, oh, skirts In your
flight; make inc look small again, just for to.
night.
three-tune hand organ played by an old wo.
man with a one tune baby, occupied the west
side OF the court house yard the other afternoon,
directly opposite our office. We wish the man
who invented hand organs was living in Ottawa.
a lady in town was recently interviewed by q
Benedict as TO why she did not Marry. She re.
piled, " prefer to be an old maid" He said he
did not believe it, as he felt sure she envied his
wife. "Oh, no! that would he breaking the
tenth commandment"
1t is said that drowning man will catch at A
straw, but we have seen men clutch eagerly at n
straw when they weren't in the least danger of
drowning. This phenomenon may be observed
any day within saloon, where one end of the
straw is immersed in tumbler.
The skceters bite little o nights. Keep the
|" kiver" on.
AT this season Of the year long haired butter is
not regarded 5y the fastidious as desirable as
the bald Kind
Have you tine horse, extraordinary COW, an
interesting pig, high toned rooster, bushel of
Itlp-top wheat an extensive ear OF corn, a mon
strous pumpkin or pretty baby? If SO, get
ready the fair; we want to see what you have
TO show.
The reason why ladies' teeth decay sooner
than SehtIemehs is because of the friction of
the tongue and the sweetness of the lips,
The interior Of the boxes are finished in bull
30! we thought the back ground was purple
ana the trimmings gilt. Your "guilt," neghbor
Is not inc kihd that aaorns the opera house.
Theirs you know Is devoid of brass.
Farmers for twenty miles arouud ro-,h oos,
and west are coming To Mendoza 10 mlv coa,--to
get the benefit Of the competition prices at this
point Good coal at ss5O to $500 Der tenNP.s
Wee P'' '0"' o
$500 per tonn Whew, that looks as though
many Of the Mendeta people would have TO
spark red headed gials this winter rather than
burn coal for fuel
The new style OF pantaloons will be So loos. os
10 prevent modest man from climbing lad.
lder
Base balls and bats, at II. walther's
Best fresh oysters is the city, at II. wslther,s