The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1875-01-23
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Tho man who could not ex
press bis feelings sent them by
| mail.
THE tax which presses most
heavily on schoolboys-Syn-tax.
--Nh>' should tho last boy born
TO a family be named Doxoloryl ?
Because he's the last Of the hims.
Young folks grow most when in
love. ]t increases their sighs won,
'le1lu!Iy.
-peric'es is dead. He was y
Partisan Rhinoceros. Butler will
soon be the last representative OF
the species.
by an I'ishman-Why is q
storm, when it's clearing up, like Il
castlgatlon? Sure an amt it 4:
batting!
The man who three years ago
married a Newport belle says he
begins to realize that u thing Of
beauty is a jaw forever.
Edwin declares he won't hc.
l'eve tiat Angelina knows what =
kiss means TIL he has it from her
own lips.
Our schoolboy remarks that
when his teacher undertakes TO
show him what is what, l,e ONLY
finds out which is switch, sE"
To take down tho ori1iron
rom The nail where it is hanging.
with the left haud, is a sign that
there viii be a broil in the Kitchen.
What cord is that Which is fan
OF Knots, which no one can unite.
and in which no one can tie anotl,.
er? x cord of wood.
A young lady in Cambriabor-
ough, tired Of "going italone," has
married John Eightbower. IT in
altogether probable she will "or.!er
him up" on winter mornings.
A poor young man remarks
t.l"t the only advice he gets from
capitalists is, 20 live within his
'ncome;" whereas, the difficulty he
experiences is to live without an in
come. rU
An old bachelor says: "1Vhen
L remember all the girls rye met
/ feel like n rooster in the
fail exposed to every weather! !
feel like one who trea,ls alone some
barn yard all deserted, whose oaf.
are fed, whose hens arc dead. or a,l
10 market started"
- a certain zealous but ignorant o
negro preacher, in expoundjng 70
as i!ocA IS to the astonishing ua.
5Hre of miracles, got a lttle conr,s-
'd III the matter He said: "Mv
beloved friends, the greatest Of aiI
nl'ac!@~ was bout the loayes and
iShes. Drrc was 5000 loayes and
,,oNo fishes an dc twelve 'oostlrs
'aA to eat dem all, and dc miracle
$ dey didn't bust
=" How much is Your stick can
y 2" inquired a boy Of % candy
'ea'"r on Tuesday. 'Six sticks
or FIVE cents" "S;,x sticks for :,
'ents, eli? Now, lem'ms see S;v
ticks for FIVE cents, five for fnur
'cnts, foHr for three cents, three :nr
.wo cents, two FOR Que cent. onL
me for nothin'. III take cnn,
ln1 10 walked out, leaving tho
andy lna'', III state Of bewilder-
neat
An Akron physician tells Of a
little Akron boy VINO came to him
md said: "Doctor, | want son.n
pe"ao.' "What DO you want if
Or :" "Hever mind, jast give il ~
ne.0 "Who sent YOU here - A<n.
'oHy sent ne; came myse'fn g.
ant lct yol have it Unless YOU te,l
no what you arc going to DO win,
t." ">}ol!, Doctor, our hired r;T,
'as S"o'!o"cd a silver gua.tcv. ana
nc SAID that i'll would rive her
onet'!ia-s; that would bring if n,
might have it." ~
An Industrious citizen Of San
uan aros" 4 'e" mornings ago.
'hlie the festive lark was sill
noTln@, and "ith tin huckct nm.
ter his arm went to the barn ia
mix the family COW. 1t wa, darI,
.ild rainy, and in fnmbliug abour
or o!d Brlndlc lie got into t|o
wrong pc" and began to pajl the
IL H'H4e ci bis wagon team. lie
aHt remember now which sjda IF .
ne room ne Went ont at, bat his re-.
ollrc'lo" OF lighting on the p.Ekct
'Hce Is very vivid. He cyncc,s
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