The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-06-03
GOSSIR-.

GOSSIP.
She lives on Calumet avenue,
Her hair was golden, her eyes were blues
And full rs sweet as her sunny smile
Was the fact that her father had made his<pile.
Victoria shook hands with BoEton.
All, hal
A depraved punster says, he shall
smoke ii he chews too.
Holsters OF oysters have stoppediwork,
but there are (r)oysterers still about.
1t Is said that a woman who oan make
a good johnny-cake is greatar than one
VINO can trim a bonnet.
There is group Of fossil fishes In the
Catskill regions. Rip Van Wrinkles OF
the fnny tribe, ,unquestionably.
A Port Jervis man offered his house
for. 81, but no one would buy. 1t was
floating down the river on the ice.
Now that Sir Gillery Piggott and Mr..
Ginnery Mitchell are both dead, we
shall miss two names Of singular eu-
phony.
Ali monasteries are to be abolished in
Germany, and no person will in future
| be allowed to, grow monkshood in his
garden.
Winneshiek. county, Iowa, has never
known. such q smell as that caused BY
the recent burning Of its only Limburgsr
cheese factory.
If you ask how long this foreign pro-
hibition Of American potatoes is likely to
last, We should say 1t will probably
beetle Colorado stops furnishing sup
ply Of bugs with them.
Another relic of the classic ages was
found in Yorkshire recently, being q
dogs collar, ,tsupposed to have belonged
to Julius Caesar, from the fact of having
his name engraved upon it'll
Two scalpers on Change the other
day discussing the merits of third.
l"Yes," said one OF them, winding up the
conversation, shed rather lie on 90 days
time than tell the truth for cash"
s'There are fewer murders in Louis
ville," says the Courier-Journal, 'thar
In any other place Of its size in the Uni
: ted States." Which tact, we should say
knowing the people someVh hat, is unfor
tunate tor Louisville.
II A Waterbury (Conn.) baker lately
smoked hundred cigars In thirteen
hours on wager. Every body is salts
fed except neighboring undertaken
who was bitterly disappointed at seeing
? him emerge from the ordeal as lively al
Nebraska grasshopper.
Neither the advice OF others nor theil
experience Is worth anything to tht
layerage man. A noted gunner in Maine
who leaves q wife and live children
tried to pull douhle-barreled gun ou
of chest by the muZz!e the other day
, man, was found bathing in EasterI
Branch last Wednesday, by Officer An
derson, and as the supposition was nat
ural that no Jerseyman would dare to
batha unless insane, he was conveyed
to the government asylum.
The Buffalo Express says: The con
dition of the streets in this city is intol
, llerable. but nobody seems to take any
Interest in them. Five dead cats to
! block-and we counted as many in on
instance yesterday--is too large an az
d lerage even for this time of the year.
:: Golden hair Is common with the bal
) maids of London. 1t is produced with
: powerful solution of chemicals, making
very beautiful tint, and stink intens
enough to knock over an Egyptian pyra
, mid. The introduction of the dye ha
given healthy stimulus to the manu-
iature of patent clothespins.
British parson and commercial tray
, eler in the cars conversation low
Usual question: "What line are yoi
inr &c. Parson answers with fain
joke that he sis in the spiritual line.
"Ha, hal" says the other, "blessed II
didn't think so. But say, What "a
of price you have got gin up to-"
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much nobility. She married Baron Vol
Rhadde and afterWard Baron Wollhot
!, fen, and both of the barons are living
The divorce from her first baron ha
been declared to be not q good on
through errors In serving process, AM
she has sued her lawyers tor damages
AtPompeii they recently found a curl
GUS record. 1t was scratched on th,
stucco OF kitchen wall, and has beer
thus translated! Lighted the fire
cooked his meals, and swept his hous
for him $4,000 times to this day, and b,
refuses to take me to the circus" Be
meath this, in different hand, is writ
: ten: "WOmen are never satisfied" .
: The Paris papers report that an oil,
gentleman with a very bald head, havinI
become very much fatigued during
visit to the "Jardin d'Acclimatation,' ,
laid himself down under the shade o
! a tree for nap. He was at lengtl
, awoke by sense Of great heat about hi
: head, 1t appears that fond and wan
dering ostrich had taken 1t for an egg
! and had been trying for an hour to hatcl
! 1t.
The German papers tells this story
in connection with Baron Rothschild'
death: A. and B. meeting-B., weeping
and sobblng aloud. Says A., "Why d
you Wcep' 'Decause, says d., As II nH
heart were breaking, ''because he il
dead, the powerful, the rich Baron.'
t"But," replied A., ''why do you cry 8,
much; he was no relation of yours p
ssTAaps just what I am crying about,
howls b., more affected than ever.
i Although Hebrew ceased to be liv1n,
language 1000 years ago, says the Ma
tion, Hebrew literature did not come tt
an end with the Old Testament. On the
contrary, there grew up among the Jews
l-"the people of the book," as the Koral
i styles them--an immensely rich post
Biblical literature; and even at the pres
ent time many Hebrew books are still
written and published, particularly IL
only one Hebrew work has been pro
duced, viz: "Abney Yehoshu'a "a com
mentary on tractate or the Mishua
called Abothl, by Joshua Falk, which