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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
ByJ. Thompson Brown,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer,
ll13 Main street, next to State Bank.

DOR SALE, IMPROVED TOBACCO
Il FACTORY MACHINERY, IN GOOD Or
DER, AT PUBLIC AUCrlON.-By request Of the
Isl Of February, at ! O'Clock, at store No. 1919
Main street, near IT Charles Hotel. the following
tobacco. machinery: Hydraulic Pump; g Hy-
Eiteneer s. Edm0nd's Improved patent with
Ryme's patent retainers; g Box-Screws; bands
and Bnlcis; HoeHbead Screw; 8 Factory Stoves !;
one lot of Mills Platform and Lump Scales, and,
In fact, everything usually found In frst-ctass
factory: etght-horse-power Engine and Botlerp
Talbott's make.
TERMS: il 90 and under, cash ; over that amount,
sixty days. note satisfactorily secured.
j. THOMPSON BROWN.
ja23 Auctioneer.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
GENERAL RAILROAD
U -.. S.. TICKET OFFICE
AND
RICHMOND TRANSFER COMPANY.

RICHMOND TRANSF En- CVHPANY.
TICKETS on sale to al! principal points In The
UDittd States ann urope.
RATES SAME AS AT DEPOTS.
No trouble 10 give Information and answer letters.
Passengers aud baggage called for, and baggage
checked from hotels and Residences 10 destination
on all tickets sold by us.
SLkEPING-CAR TICKETS ON SALE.
The only railroad ticket office In tho ci,y where
passengers can have choice OF routes.
a. w. CARRIER, S28 Main street,
Branch ticket Office at Exchange Hotel. h4
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
FINANCIAL.

RICHMOND STOCK EXCHANGE.
SATURDAY, January 80, 1875.
sALEs.-SS00 gold coin sold at l124; 500 Viz
Oipia copsnls sald nj BOX
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
BY Cook d Laughton, Auctioneers,
No. 10 Governor street.

No. 10 Governor street.
DLACKSMITHS' TOOLS, &C., AT AUG
ID TIUN-Un MONDAY the LIST Of February, at
O o'clock we Will sell 1T the blncksm nh shop or
Mr. c. Kinsey, on Eighteenth street between Alaln
SN' / s good set set BLACkssuTHs' TOOLS,
Q BELLOWS,
o ANVILS,
iRUN, STEEL, HORsE-SHOEs, &c.
COOK u LAUGHTON.
ia 80 Auctioneers.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
nIsPATeH PRINTING-HoUsE.

Unsurpassed facilities for doing uu kinds Of JOB
PRINTING. Work promptly and neatly exc
suted, and ut low p,ices.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
del7 General Freight and Ticket Agen.
THESAPEAKE AND OHIO RAIL-
~ ROAD.-On and altar SUNDAY, January y,
1870, PASSENGER trains Will run as follows;

fHESAPEAKE AND OHIO KALI
~ ROAD.-On and after SUNDAY, JanuaryS .,
1870, passenger trains Will run as follows;
FROM RICHMOND. 80.
SIS A. N. MAIL TRAIN For GordensSlIee;;
Charlottesville, Staunton, CoviDgton, ana al
intermediate stations daily Except Sunday NJ
irving at Csytpeson at 1880 =. u. TINS !aic
connects as GordonsEille for Orange, CS,ps PEI pr
Warrenton, Manassas. Alexandra, Wasbingsoo'
and the North aud at Charlotusy Vile Tor LSacth.
burg, Bristol, Knoxville, CHATTANOOGA sha us
Ei5 P. II. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN-Foi
Gordonsville anu all intermediate stations aiiy -
cept Sunday, arriving at Gordouiylue al eA'f
$40 II. N. CINCINNATI EXPREsS.-For Cor Cor
louisville, Charlottesville, Staunton, Goshen. aur
boro ,Coyipgton, aud all stations ives, " co,!nS
ton daily except Saturday, arriving III hunInKtUa
Al 5:25 p. II. This trair connects al Gordohs' nd
for Washington, Baltimore and the Norm, 80.
for Lynchburg and the South and at hnn,nn
TOD with steamers BesIona aud Fleetwood lol I,a,
ctnnau and all points West AMI Southwest, arsl'ihs
at Cincinnati at g 4 Ii.
Baggage checked through. ~
For through tickets, rates, ard Information ~ ~
ply ut 626 Main street, Ballard and Esehahgs ~
tel or at the compaays office, Broad street ava otH
teenth. G. w. AACEAKLANh,
Assistant Genersl Ticket Agent
THOMAS DoDAAEAD, General supsrin'ehaen1n
Transportation. ue =
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
DEPARTURE OF STEAMERS.

TOR NEW YORK The @Kfk
T. Old Dominion Steamship Company's sSaaieaaedaa
steamship OLD DOMINION, Captain WALKER,
VIII sail TUESDAY, February I'd, at l O'Clock 2.
A. Positively no freight received after IL o'clock IL
Through bills OF fading signed, ana gooos Ios.
Garded with dispatch to all points north, south.
EAST, and west; sIso, to foreign ports.
Passenger accommo datious unsurpassed
Fare to New York, $12; steerage, ~; round
TIP tickets, $40.
For freight or passage apply to
e, ". ALLEN q CO.. Agents.
fe1.ot Companys W harf. Rockets.
TOR PHILADELPH &EFA
q Steamer j. w. EvERMAN,C Captain szaaAfnek
PLATT viii receive freight for the above port till
TUESDAY the Sd Instant, at IL o'clock.
Freight taken, at low rates, for Wilmington, Del,
Providence, and Boston.
Passage TO philadelphia, including meals and
slateroom, 50. w. T. POkI CR. agent,
10 OF 1926 Dock street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
KEaI EsrArE Al iPRTvATK SALE.
s. !" BY W. aodtfn.
Auctioneef ind Real Estate Agent,
corner OF Eleventh aud Bank streets.


]" BY W. aodcfn.
| . Autuoneef ind Real Estate Agent, 81
corner OF Eleventh aud Bank streets.
VERY VALUABLE WHARF PROPER
v TYArKogKETTs.ai am authorized TO sell
truly Xalqasf g1age{ q Eocff e has o
on the river 2oiX feet, extends to Wharf streets
and theuce across IL 10 Water street, on which IL
has mont Of 1925 feet. I. sd,oi99s The property
Lewis Ludam's heirs on the other. This Is regard
ed as very valuable properly, and to effects speedy
sale great Inducements WHIT be offered. 1tliesa few
huntire d yards below the Wharves OF the virginia
| Steamship Company.
t tnnr,s to A''' ". aoDDIN,
nor SALE PRIVATELY, MY FARM
Il IN CHESTERFIELD COUNTY,
on the Richmond and Petersburg railroad. at Tenn
sSh We os sEd 81: RES ASp
| ACRES-l2O cleared balance In woods. GOOD
| DWELLING, five rooms: ample out-ouild1ngs.
10 q Ds
hient TO dwelling and barn-yard. The farm will be
divided TO suit purchasers. Apply on the premises
| or address =. A. FORD,
Ia 90 2taw3w# Manchester, Va.
TOUsE AND LOT ON DUYALR
IL STREET FOR SALE PRIvATELY..Ny
east, between First and Foushee; five ROOMS, gas
| In all:. good kitchen and coal-house. LOT
63xI95; garden large enough to raise vegetables
sufficient for family wen OF excellent Wate =;
seven persons has been living 10 the house ior SIX
wears and is perhaps the healthies, In the city;
PRICE :Sl,750-one-ffth cash. the remainder 81
6. II, 1s, and "a months, each tnstaiment saoo !;
Apply on the premises, which will lie shown to
any one desiring to purchase. DC 80
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01
AUCTIONEERS, dc.

ALEXANDER SINS. Ed SAMPSON.
GINS & SAMPSON,
REAL AND PERSONAL ESTATE AGENTS
AND AUCTIoNEERs,
No. e21 HULL STREET, MANCHEsTER, VA.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-02-01

POET oFBICHHoND. 5AscAHS So 1875.

HINItTuRE ALMANAC, FEpHuARI ], 1873.
I'm, ,fsea.. 654l Moon rises."....-. ~
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
Bridal Cooling at Niagara.

There is no placo like Niagara for
airtations, "for men may como and
women go, but they go on forever" !"
There aro SO many loving little brides
here every week, who seem to take IN
especial delight in "spooning" before
folks and making their marriage known.
The rush and roar Of the rapids browns
the sound OF tho billing and cooling of
these loving couples, but their example
is contagious. When one young man
sees another holding pretty girls
hand, and whispering conumdrums i'll
her willing car, he feels very much like
going of and doing the same thing HIM
self. 1t grows rather moNotonous after
q time to hear nothing but "George,
DEAR" or "Oh, ducky," and "What,
love! :" as one meets these happy pairs
at every turn. 1t annoys me to over
hear remarks not intended for my ears,
but here it cannot be helped. Tho
other evening a young West Point
graduate and n Brooklyn belle strolled
out near the point by Luna Island where
I was smoking my cigar, and having
eftectually cut of my retreat, they en-
barrassed mo after this fashion
Helm going away tomorrow.
She-Nol So soonl
He-Clara, l am (smack). Do you
love me!
She-Oh, you dreadfully wicked fel-
low. The crimpis MI ont OF my hair.
How could your
And then tho wicked fellow proceeds
to show her just chow he could" and
then he threatened to throw himself
over the falls if she didn't promise to
love him. or course she promised,
aud instead sf going away the next day
the dreadfully wicked "lieutenaut IS
here yet. There will be wedding in
Brooklyn by.and.bye, and among the
presents will be some curiosities from
Siapnrn."
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
A Lesson for Both.

A Melbourne wilowcr with something
OF n family and n goodly bank account
advertised for wife over n fictitious
signature. Several answers wero re-
cGiyed, among which was one that par.
ticularly pleased him. The chirography
wns delicate and graceful, the language
chaste, and the signature, like his own
fictitious. After n brief and mutually
agreeable correspondence, time and
place were agreed upon for meeting. At
the appointed hour the gentleman wAs
waiting in private parlor at certain
fashionable hotel, and shortly afterwarl
n lady entered, thiclly vGiled. She came
in trembling, and did not venture to
look up until the voiceo the gentleman,
in respectful greeting, fell upon the ear,
at which sho started convulsively, rlisCd
her eyes to the faco of her swain, and
then uttered suppressed cry-n cry the
tone OF which struck upon the gentle
mans ear with q sound not unfamiliar.
He lifted the veil and looked upon the
scared face Of his own daughter, whom
ho had supposed industriously pursuing
her studies ut n school in town some
distance westward from Melbourne.
ThG young lady has since been installed
us ll0usokeeper in the paternal mansion,
and her papa is not likely to advertise
for q wife again until this daughter is
married.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
How She Cured Ills Jealousy.

The Sacramento (Cal.) Bee tells n
story which may be serviceable in teach
ing m excellent plan for the curing OF
attacks Of the green.eyed monster, rs
follows: There is man in Sacramento
WHO is so aiicctionately fond Of his wife
that he is jealous if man looks within
forty-live feet OF the direction in which
she may happen to be. The other day n
gentleman spoke to her, and he threat
cned suicide. His wifo wns dispatched
for IL bottle of poison, consisting OF Il
little wnter colored with licorice, and Ia.
beled with glaring poison label out
side. When he threatened to take some
Of it, and actually poured it into wine
glass, she screamed for help. and ran
out Of the room into another room,
where she could watch him through the
keyhole, and saw him coolly open the
window and throw it out. She then
rushed back, apparently frantic with
grief, and implored him not to do the
rash deed. He merely pointed to the
glass, and, lying down on the floor, be-
gan to kick out his legs like n jumping.
jack. She told him she was determined
10 share his fate, aud swallowed the rest
Of the icorice water. whereupon he be,
camo frightened, called tho neighbors,
confessed he only played of, and sold il
she only survived he would never
trouble her again. Then she explained
the rIse, md lie was SO mortified he
tried to buy up tho silence Of the neigh,
bors, but the story was too good to keep.
He is now thoroughly cured.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
Ills Deaf Acquaintance.

We were coming down White street
this morning, when we overlook al old
gentleman in a cart. The vehicle was
springless, and rs it iolted over the
stones every revolution OF the wheel wai
hail storm.
We nodded to him, and he nodded
back.
ga nice day." We suggested, in q
raised voice.
"Hcy I" he screamed.
"a nice day." We roared.
40, yes," he shouted. "a good corr
day. How's business-pretty good"
"Very good we answered.
"Heyf"
"Very good" We yelled.
"Glad to hear" he said, and then re
lapsed into silence, and We hurried on
as people were showing altogether toe
much interest in our efforts to be heard,
What do you think OF that fellei
over in England who walks on the
water I" hc suddenly exploded.
We had to fall buck with the pace oi
the cart.
"He's wonderful chap" we said, ii
hopes that would satisfy him.
"Hey1"
"He's wonderful chap" We yelled.
$50 he is. How do you s'posc he
does it 7"
"He wears rubber clothes and q
hatchet," we suggested, at the top Of
our voice.
"What kind Of clothes !"
People were raising their Windows
now, and wc were beginning to fee
desperate.
Rubber" We roared.
80, rubber, eh9 and that keeps hin
up, eha"
"Yes."
"Hey?"
"Yes," We shrieked.
ayes, yes Yes whatl"
"You asked MS if it was rubber that
kept him mp, and We said yes" we ex.
claimed, in a key OF voice that brought
the merchants aud their customers out
OH the walk, in spite Of tho rattle Of the
cart.
WHAT'S that! l dltln quito make
out" he shouted.
Then we went out on the roadway ant
took the horse by the head and brought
the whole establishment to Il standstill
and then we explained Just what We hnt
said.
"Ah, I see, it's wonderful thing,
he said, and then added: at must have
been the cart going over the stuns whicl
kept me from hearin' of You but
WIS afraid ut first that you were sick and
couldn't speak up"
We aro not of particular demonstra
tive turn, but when we again notice ar
acquaintance in q springless cart on Q
pavement We shall step down the first
cellar way aud take position back OF 0
barrel until he is ont Of sight.-Dan
bury NeWs.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
The Massachusetts selloolnarm.

A writer in the Providence Journal
says II there is any one thing which can
add to the zest Of Silver Spring dinner
over and above what Nlayaeld provides,
it is the pleasure OF sitting opposite to 4
Massachusetts, schoolmarm. She is not
chiefly" physically, but her eye is clear
and bright. Youiknow ut snce that she
is sensible girl, for her dress is plain
to be cxact about it, little prim !; she
has made up her mind to have n good
time, and, once for all, to fall i'll with tho
odd ways of the Rhode Islanders, and ut
any rate to bo interested in and to ell
Joy, il possible, n shore dinner. She
starts out with excellent intentions and
with many good qualifications. She
certainly likes tho novelty OF the affair !;
she is hungry, md If there are not too
many Massachusetts, folks about, not
fastidious. But after all she is in n di.
lcmma. Like shrewl girl, rs sho is,
she furtively glances at tho nearest gen.
uine Rhode Islanders she secs at the
table. She thinks she has got the hang
of it. We, the Rhode Islander, give her
M assuring glance, and manipulate n
dozen clans or 80, that she may compre-
hend the necessities Of the case. Then
she "pitchcs in." She takes out few
clans, ranges them around tho edge Of
her plate, talks little, looks up to the
Rhode Islander, as we would say, "that's
the ticket" and when her clans are
stone cold she minces them up with her
knife and fork and swallows them. How
has the Rhode Islander labored with TINT
maiden. With what pnntominic art aud
assiluity has he pointed to the boiling
melted butter; almost clokel himself
by tho rapidity with which he has eaten
his clans, and all to no avail. The envi-
Gus table stood between them, and fifty
ears were within whisper reach. To
think that some Massachusetts fellow
was to pay seventy.fvo cents for that
girls dinner, and she losing all tho cream
Of it, though sooth to say not her tenn
per, which would have been excusable
enough, when tho Rhode Islander, only
by changing places with the up-country
chip, might have bestowed much needed
and useful information, and enjoyed his
own dinner quite as well.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
The Prince OF PcddlcrS.

The following is literal repetition OF
the address of man who is selling some
cough mixture up in the Eleventh ward
"Good morning, madam. Excuse me,
but l must show you something that You
would not miss for good deal! It's ir
that box (showing small tin box). In
that box, madam, il life and health! 1t is
simple but potent; cures colds, cures
everything You're female woman,
madam, and female women have sick
ness. Know all about it. Been married
twice myself! Never sicki Thnt's it!
That's Just it! You don't want to be
sickl This compound will prevent it.
III that box is wigor! Can't afford to
to buy such thiugsl That's it! That's
tho story everywherel Now look Mt
me. I'm worth 100000 today! But
I've got $4,000 worth Of this stuff on
my hands, and can't trust agents. All
thieves. Sez 1 to mn, scz |, 'Tll Just
put it pn the market myself, will. An
I'm doing it /! Some folkscan't buy such
things. Some can. Some can save ;
some can't. Costs me $40 IL week to live ;
can't help it. Rented big house for
$50 month near here, but my wife
wouldn't come, because she's got NIL her
teeth out and the new ones not in yet
She's in Peori, Ill. She's coming on,
though. And, as l Just remarked,
madam, you're n female woman, and
female women has sickneSscs. You
must have this medicine! It's good for
colds There's wigor in it Don't want
itl Strange! It's life; its health! All,
well I'll call again. Good morning"
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
Didn't Want 10 Leave.

There is story told Of a young lady
coming to New York on one Of the Eng.
lish steamers not long ago. She had
been Gducated in Europe, md was re-
turning to her relativesAnd friends after
m absence Of six years. Tho voyage was
remarkably pleasant. Pleasant weather,
smooth sen, thoughtful friends and
gallant gentlemen MI combined to i'm.
press most strongly uponthc young lady
the pleasures and enjoyments Of trip
across tho Atlantic in midsummeraboartl
n paragon steamer. When the steamer
was coming up to her dock Mt New York
the iNir maiden was observed standing
on deck crying bitterly. And sho told
them frankly that she cried because the
voyage wns over because she was homo;
because she Ind to leave the ship, md
sho didn't want to! Such girl ought
to marry 4 sailor.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
A Spunky Sister.

The Boston Globe says: Ono OF the
liveliest exemplifcations Of that yeritable
old proverb, "when woman will, she
will, and when she won't, she won't" is
now furnished for the edifcation Of the
people Of Mount Pleasant. A middle
aged lady, by common consent accorded
the possession OF good share OF temper,
had for years dwelt in tolerable quiet
with her brother, man OF twcnty'cight
years. For her brother she ever mani
Tested sisterly affection, cautioning
him constantly against the wilcs Of
womnnkind. But short time ago her
sweet dream Of peace was rudely broken.
The terrible tidings came that her
brother had married the daughter OF the
landlord; and straightway, after giving
her brother lecture on tho baseness Of
his conduct in deserving her, she an
nounced her intention OF not paying any
rent, since her brother ought to "stand"
her expenses, and should do so whether
he wanted to or not. This decision,
which was very strictly adhered to,
naturally caused n great deal Of trouble
to the landlord. After trying for three
mouths, lie was obliged to take legal
means to eject her, and proceeded to
place her, bag and baggage, on the side
walk. But the irate lady was not 30
easily disposed OF. She made her
preparations to stay on the sidewalk till
winter, il sho couldn't get back to the
room. Her story was told to q crowd OF
gazing bystanders, and her presence on
the sidewalk became almost uncndurnble
to the neighborhool. Some OF tho peo-
pie in the vicinity offered her lodgings.
She not only refused this, but would not
take any food, remaining in her glory
on the street all night. Her self-im-
posed fast was kept up, together with q
recital Of her story during tho morning,
and after dinner time, which she re-
fused to notice in tho customary way,
she was arrested on warrant for OBJ
structing the sidewalk. The lady made
no objection to going with the officer to
the station, but reiterated with the
greatest emphasis her determination not
to eat and not to go anywhere voluntarily
except to the room from which she had
been elected. The courteous captain at
Mount Pleasant station very politely
furnished his lolger with nice supper.
She refused to eat, and persevered in
her determination to fast. As the
brother, OF course, cannot undo the past
which has resulted entirely from the
folly OF the woman herself-tho conclu-
ion OF this episode Of "woman's
wrongs" will be interesting.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
Detroit Free Press Currency.

Wherever three or four thieves are
banded together there may You find n
"ritie" team.
Only one more month in which to
hang over the gate and tell the story OF
their sad but lasting love.
"Thus far and no father"-as the
child in the founding hospital remarked
when lie was five years old.
II the Cuban war lasts ten or fifteen
years longer people will begin to imagine
that there's really some sort Of trouble
there.
A Wisconsin woman envies Queen
victoria's position solely because she
could have as many as three new calico
dresses per week il she was queen.
The editor OF the Providence Press
wears kid plaster Oh his bald head,
and tho flies have " Resolved, that some
folks are born mean and can't help it. "
Years and years after the Erie canal
llas been filed mp and planted to corn
some contractor will present fraudu-
lent claim-probably for furnishing tho
tassels to the corn.
Vermont is Dragging Of snow foot
deep in some OF the mountains, but such
talk should DO stopped. 1T discourages
paper collar makers and doesn't do the
world ut largo any good.
New York is shocked at the idea Of
sixteen persons living, eating md sleep.
ing in a room 12x14. We should think
that some Of the unfortunates would go
and buy brown stone mansion.
Mexico has law which won't permit
man with wooden leg to marry unless
be informs the girl Of the iact. And the
girl always responds: "You are Just rs
dear to ME rs il you had fifteen wooden
legs"
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
Not So Bad.

While there are u good many people
out OF work it would seem tliat in New
York State, at least, those who are en-
ployed are able to lny by money. The
statement OF the New York savings banks
shows not only that these institutions
are in sound condition, holding twenty
millions moro nssets than they owe, but
what is Of equal Importance, the gain in
deposits III the six months since January
was over twelve millions Of dollars and
the increase in the number of depositors
thirty.six thousand. This Inst feature ia
especially gratifying, for it proves that
the deposits ARE in tho main By people in
moderate circumstances, and aro really
savings. The increase in deposits for
the six months ia tho largest since 1872.
j. ionn excellent and encouraging show
Il
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20

az can't see anything very funny
about it," said Mr.. Jones, feeling rather
sheepisll. "How WIS I to know you
were writing stories1 You've no busi-
ness to spend your tiffle in that way"
"That's SO, gowled Uncle Joshua,
whose stomach began to feel sore and
bruised. "You're a fool for writing sto-
ries, and Jones is fool anyway !"
Which was poor consolation for Jones.
The story OF the whole affair leaked out,
and he will never hear the last OF Mrs.
Jones' elopement.
The Weston Democrat. [volume] (Weston, W. Va.) 1875-current, 1875-09-20
For His Mother.

A lady residing in Lansingburg, hail
ed n passing car, with her little son, the
other morning, to zee him safely on the
horse car for n trip to Troy. He stepped
on board, and scrambled for the front
of the car. As he was going, his moth
er said: "Why, aren't you going to kiss
your mother before you got"
The little fellow was 10 delighted with
the prospect of n ride, and i'll such Il
hurry, that he hastily reioincl, looking
back excitetly: "Mr. Conductor, won't
you kiss mother for NOR" And of
course the lielasscngerscouldnt keep from
smiling.