Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1875-03-13
GENERAL ITEMS.

Ai"ppOhb SSlCNA's
Love without money is something like
patent leather boots without soles.
A Minnesota girl has caused her father
to be arrested and fined Sl2.20 for spanking
her
Why was Ruth very rude to Boaz2 Be-
cause she pulled his ears and trOd on his
corn.
disguised Milwaukee fisherman Offers
a chrome to every fab which will take the
bait.
A good-natured man will put up with
most anything short of lining his wig with
q mustard plaster.
Henry Clay describes mule as an ami
NAL that has no pride Of ancestry and no
hope Of posterity.''
St. Louis has ten thousand dogs. The
native wears section of stove-pipe on each
leg during the mad-doy season.
"The one thing needful for the perfect
enjoyment of love is confidence" Same
with hash and sausage.
"Why do you call your dog Oak ?" asked
Smith of Jones. Because he has such
coarse bark" replied Mr.. J.
doc with money that had been GIVEN him
~ rol;ava tho want, Of lilo family
"Digby, will you take some of this but
terP" "1hank you ma am. l belong to the
temperance society. Can't take anything
strong"
"Ah, parson, wish I could carry my
gold with me-" said Il dying man to his
pastor. at might melt" was the consoling
answer.
"Biddy. did you put an egg in the coffee
They We're 80 bad l had to use the more of
them"
"C-c-c-can that p-p-p- parrot talk 2" asked
don,t TIL 80 oooter "a Won 7 scbop Inv tam.
his head o,f''
"Sekretz," says Josh Billings, "is bad
nrinc;nal. and If Won keen #. YOU Ioze the
interest,"
"Who was the meckcst man." asked n
we'll. who was the meekast woman?" "Ney.
or was any"
An unsophistocatad person once declined
plate of macaroni soup with the remark
stems ON him.
A young fellow in Grundy county, Iowa,
wanted to charge his girl twenty cents for
his picture, informing her at the time that
it originally cost IL quarter.
Am not little pale!' inquired lady,
who was short aud corpuent. OF crusty
old bachelor. "lou look more like big
tub was the blunt reply.
Inc man VINO "o,i' 'tAe paper peotuse
with which he can cook his dinner by the
smoke of his nelGhbor's chimney.
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nn iili,i'l' ,''o ~ nu' ., en- WV ne
aloee anu SUI i|: S1n't' h'is' u'Ioi.
w vas ."o ?5'' hinu Va ~ ~, ''o
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western eoi'oi "ssei'S 'il'c ~ 10 ho
use !iyinS 70 puollsli " il9llareii ;, ne"sli-
per ~ " 'on3 primer community: "i.lch
Will DC readily "hoerS'ooo ny 'he Initiated
circuit mr., ,cher in Missouri praved for
r,;n omo ni,ht ~ n farmnr's bousp and the
l.. $500 90. 900. .l,% L. A.
hcAs o'ty, was so i'i'1o 'i'i' he 'oiheu 'ne
goo" man OUT oi uoors'
"Wb,t do Won know of tho cb,racter IF
this mann >" was asked Of n witness at a M.
Eca,comrt +hn otbn, d,r .Wbat do
Lno,v IS bic obor,ot.r? l,ou IL - NO
unpieilcha1le, your honor' he fepliea with
'i"eh eiiiPii'''s'
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own ;s na.hLan c SG h;o' MS s+l"a H.
n,,,tonsn;t aoi,n,, -, s,I ,+ IN NV
co., ;, "Rana,,.n ''. Si,, o,,,t ra ' = sn;a
the boz Fiat boy Voc cot t a leather medal in
~ W. - ~ -; 81. ~ WV. IA
"Nben tho cold wind blows take care Of
,o,r noao tbot - Jnasr,t ,,,t go 500 o''' "a
.,,,a,> NV, VOW .oos i; ,,.,,,, 5'noi, H.. a
Tt h hp WA s,,,r,>an, VS., -, ,,m;ttn,, :,
hn sar,o W. Who lnnus a., ST.. af ~
49, ~ Du-' '-i''"' '''e @'''0'' % 'o'u
'Ao"''
Detroit man who was NOT us,d 70 tho
work undertook to slaughter a hog the 9th.
er Gay IN tne Struggle hhlie alsaP-
Peareus anu' ,Ae i. 'sS =, aPpc'rS,
wa, was alterIaru ulScoseIe" ''ia. !ne hoS
hau "c'"''l'S '"a'io"eo IT. Ha'loie ana
oi'"c
An Indiana E,rmor rood;pr ,,,o,,a,,o ~
.creys wr;tns ~ hi, mnornlont i, 80
"Desr snrWn,e,. oo,d hv tho 49, o""
fwon1 naxio Of Skronobs mc;nm $40 oil