Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-07-01

Rev. Jesse Cole viii crate at AM
herst, on Monday the 9Th.
Mote change of time in G.. B. g.
NJ Time Table. This road connects
with all lines, North, South, East and
West.
Jack, of the Tribune, has gone
to the war dance of the Chippewas.
Big injuns On and off the track will
make it noisy in the Chippewa coun-
try.
j The Mansion Star says that
bigger set of thieves and robbers never
followed a show than are at present
filing the role of parasites to Yankee
Robinson's Circus.
A deluge came down last Satur-
day night All night it rained, all
day Sunday, nearly, and ye garden
sass and water lilies are Supremacy
happy.
-Ye editor and 1.-THE boys" extend
thanks to Mr. VIM. Jones for filing
the editorial chair so satisfactorily dur
ing the editors absence. We are half
inclined to go again, Billy.
The patriotic torpedo, speaketh
loudly of the centennial, and the snap
pish cracker threateneth the, dry places
with, fame, and saucily thundereth Of
the Fourth coming Fourth.
Since w. H. Walker, formerly of
the Oshkosh Times, has become con-
nected with the New London Nesos,
that paper has improved wonderfully.
We wish the Times the largest pros
perity,
The office Of the W. V. r. r.
Go. at Wansau was burglarized last
week. The rascaIs found rs, cts.
Every manner of business is under a
cloud just now.
The most ravishing perfumes are
now made by soaking good fat bed
bugs in solution of nitro muriatic
acid for several days. Fact! Ex-
tract de Bed Bug for big bugs. AL
most every family can make its own.
Where's our handkerchief?
Eight for Beecher and four for
Tilton was what the papers said, Satur-
day. This is one of those elections
like our Wood County muss hen, the
man who gets the least number, or no
votes at all is elected. =.
ANY person, male or female, mer-
chant or mechanic, ar any other man
need not be afraid of hurting out feel
ings, by subscribing for, or paying dues
to.the Reporter. We ar'n't that kind
of a man to take offence at any little
thing like this, Try us and see.
Bright. of the Waupaca Repubzi-
can, attempts to reply to Rev. Jesse
Coles defence of Mr. Fallows, pub
lished in the Tribune recently. Bright
makes 4 loud noise, but it is more
wind than anything else. Bright's
attempt to do big thing is like cutting
hazel brush with a pen knife
Rev. J. L. Dudley has again
resigned. Well, it's about time. He
is eloquent, and very poetical we admit
but he could please the Lord better if
be would. go to shaving in Wall street,
because then the pulpit would be re-
lieved of hypocrite. We don't know
how the devil would feel about it.
We paid flying visit to the Four
Mile Greek region last Tuesday, and
were most fa7ofably impressed with
the looks of the country Fine farms
are making the country beautiful.
Mr.. Stilwell Mr.. Whitrock. Mr.. Hall
and Mr.. Ed. Smith all have fine farms.
The recent rains have made the fields
loook glorious, and crops are crowding
ahead.
The article entitled Dairy Fair,
published In, another column, taken
from the Report of the Wis. Dairy.
mems Association, ought TO incite OR
many excellent butter makers to be-
come competitors for the several prizes,
We know that Wood County can pre-
sent as good samples of: butter as. any
county in the state. Send to the See
rotary for blanks, and then strive far
the sweepstakes.
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