, 1875-11-21

entertainment in honor Of tho Ruair. IA vt;,h -
invited al his literary friends ana oot.A,s
acquaintances. In the course OF TIA 60
Gizardin said to Abdel ksder: = = ''aas
~ should esteem it fa7or il yun r,n,a
this day. D''4so'ef
my Two Sisters" (the latest drama h,.,..
speaker) WAS just then creating m ar}-:4sssass ~
nary iu1ore- The tnterpretar However fdrsa.
to mention this fact. Ths hnzp Of the arcnsna
rosa and, with stately bow, folded his s amy
across hs breast, and, turning to bis host MD
II shall consider uyaelf happy N soeepsire
at present, should like to proy;de snitsb1.
apartments before receiving the ladies'"
Amidst shouts OF laughtet tho rnatts, ~. !. :,
planned to the obligiog Emir.
Another story is told about him, wiki eank;~s.
and confined in q French fortress thai hs.snsss.
his residence in the meantime. His chi&}ren ~.
ceyed instructions in French md Hriting frsss
a Professor who daily visited the prsuoa f5r ths4
purpose. Abdel WIS 90 pleased With tue t,sch'
er tha. be startled The studoua fellow o,s ,,. d,r
by presenting him with ons Of his wlyea Ths
poor soul, who b1 the way was already provided
with wife, and one possessing good shars ~
that superiiu0us temper for which Xaatipna i,
80 widely celebrated, Was not particularly IA.
ioiced with the Emit's generosity, and. had tha
greatest difficult to make him understand sh7
he could not accept tpa gift, or why bis eIfs
and scalp would be in danger il hs 4enru1eo h
introduce second wife into bis hoasehdld.
WANTED sYmpATM
"What: married ut last r xas A aenaas.
ton OF newspaper jenkins upon encoanteun,e
an e1-member Of the Brooklyn Veteran Bacaa]or
Corps, an announcement Of whose nQptt;a1s b.
had Just read. t..,:.o
Z tone plainly intended to rebuka thu aaillnsd
Jenkins
II wouldn't h.va believed it." ::
II didn't suppose you would"
ssAnd now did you come to do It."
"Well, you see, said the Mid1g1odhm Rrs1e
Iy. s'Tre bean bothered with eorns tot tuo@
three years, End : wanted sympathy. - :. IT..
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
Tbs position Ct the makes alt the difereces
there is in united and united" and 70 u
newly-united people We say, "Mind yoar egs:"
Tho vital statistics Of this countrr prora tbs.
a woman will spend more time to hide pimps
On her forehead than she will take 10 tasams
of seven children. '' .""~,:.=.
4 girl in South Garo}ida lsas four 1ata5, ,An
as long as striped stockings a.e ~ ent9s
pair, It would bankrupt q 4dn Of naas1safn fn-
tune to marry her. 81; -
A dishusshing- machine ia the latsesinverti:r.
They will continue to invent wa.hetA 1ringan,
ironers sewers, and one thing and another ~
women will nos be Wot. til Is cents dozen.
A sweet little boy, only years Old, --h!6es Blu
little heart l-walked into scene of a.saoaers'
examination at Osweeo, last week: and b11lt1
out: =" Annie, your fe1ler Is down 10 the hoass"
London Custom Housa officer sa{a tut hi
experience conTinces him that Women y aruss
would ratner smugg1e 'their -gbores sad 'o:h.f
knickkuacks than receive tbs sanno " present
free Of cost. 1855
When New Jersey burglar haw fhAt tbs 10
man whose house he Was plundt1lng vas sEsts
and watching him, be called ont, hang no!
I will be guilty of robbing 10 hdn,ely woman
as you are I" and be lei::. .a.s,.-. ..-~
.Yoo'ra always OF IL nights. .Leander, " saa
Mrs. Spilkins reproaohfaifY the other dseans.
uYes, nv dear" rep:iad snlkins. ;Yoa'A r
member even when trstprpposad you conad'
cred me pretty good offer"
swell. TIL divorce you this time but mlnd
mt another decree shall you 'hs7e ftum ta0
Court TIL you are 1S," eaid Judge at soax Cc
AZ be granted diyorca to petitioner Of H. MA
awarded her the custody OF the e:'ilt ~ >j,,.--
Among the premiums recently gsIsn = = =. =.
Eaton County Fair was one of 9lo 70 sns
woman going longest without =: nna ~ f..
The woman who won it put II 70 9aea tey1 ~
that She cannot win another ot tae sa1ae 'a'
this winter.
40. WHY. vhy am not nsrried to sotoo one
else !" said abe aa he walked lnto tae '9s. ~.
sections, and absent-mindealy sat COM. 10, s
elop-paii. 's Matlnln." said ~, ~ soIss sesa
only time in two yGars we've oea'ofeo " 3"''
eame problem -j,.- -. III,
Mrs. Livermore SAYS girls are not & ps'rFi ri,a.s
enough about the man they nsFf3:' II F.. hsc,sa ~
moro ls right. Many {oae1 ona gl1' rSsu to- b.
~. I1a couIdp's uhitewash = bedroom 8aa'a
streaking tile walls.
Hartford vomsn'a husband v3s bseasasst3 q, 4
daad the other day, having hung n191sa % -. IT,
Wss asked what disposition should %; - s'. 80,
"We,j "said she, II don't snow vhss ss,in1 IT, s
IA with il :. I have lust got done houss"elesoDn'
and can't have it brought nere. !;
Imne 1oreta, quafsols alaays ozhg 5seo% sssa + !;
| ea-oa resn}t. Hera l5 Ann Conuonys ~ a,orn
oa-o ~ sen francisco, sueing for sdH'o1ee Mss
h, be- h,nsband Henri, aged "a. hocanso W. ~ -
yran vnutcn.t gire up usfug tooasS, ~. "
acreed TO do when ~ te went coa1'ne aA''
..victim Yes, women gre unssasonaasa,, '. .,
s,3 roT, nav hare remarked thxs Haea rh,if
Tram sits down in new alk ote9a o.- ~ asrns;;tt
where neigh5or'a child has cafetas sba1s
ed q cents worth Of tadY. ehe Nln ~ P,,,oHts
| ii fust as bad IS II it "ete y WA NA'
Arg,.s. - r..tA,.. /, il
..pea1,v 7 DEAR s.id POOR III. Jos:dd u y =. i
bo-ter halt, s.you hare sadly dlsa2per huE ycu
once considered you jewel OF .a.;sl .o;l nax!A"
have turned ont only bit OF M enasoIe yoaf'
l
saif vii, Tho idea that that passa, =
ana viii stick to you Is long as you A'e' ,,,,d..
:. v;rr,,,, r.ov fornished her ssconn - piIe Il,
@ vns ls5tt, ft;s caYd for the ssfstsenoqq ss,s =.
sr,hor;rias: stThis is to certify Wa rt,rry "a
@;ya Ton - leaf to get liceoee - - - nn III
fiys hs;no full erone, and Of age, 1es3 a311tna ID
paTanta a aud ali Of ny relation ne'oa oaa.ashtes d
ma to marry. Lucinda -' 0''
I-, Nor. 3, 16fo' =. -, -, vefs
IN hant the narYa OF william Tel u T.. ~ IA
tats. a- ann1e of7 his sons head 70 ".n vs sd:
III IL :. hn waa listening ODE o1 As "a In sts
...That was Mr. Tell hut Mnas .,,s,,tioo bse
.,nount to-wby doesn't history y; /, so e4etssd
s.Tl bet e1G0 !" called she GU 1.. s.t M hsf ~
voice. oes Stvv ~, t trsr 6oys trowse.s
nl$ht neao,9 y pt go ont !"-Detros Ffst f's''.
.t th.r+,,n, and mysterious thing, r1i
inat psau. . .'1r,ra VISITED on he- fsso'ed ~ u
lore, Is not nxa5S sa, ma Troublesome sa tss
husband OF ILL., ~. axeet and psEfc1 I'D:
hammered m cnlluth ~ her. Says Nazsaa ,l1ssps 1ovs
:, n1Ing The intense excitement W. -snsn b
T;rr.;n;s Cty daring the fire. QUO ,.cnriestes
a.har ~ several children tnd tne Trucfs
~ - healthy litter Of bull purs' asf - IN ea!11n
man and requested him 20 assn =. A ,1ru6 tenda1
a nast-tnb IN whtca sne nsa iran iR ths noosA