The Arizona sentinel., 1875-02-20
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 It is enough for one thing at a time to happen, especially twins.
 Tbe Santa Cruz Sentinel com pares that town to ''the dimple on beauty's cheek" More cheek than dimple, probably.
 There is nothing more hazard ous than to be bothering an lrrlta- ble woman with foolish questions on wash day.
 Ann Eliza says that thirteen of Brigham'S daughters sat in the front seats and made faces at her the first time she lectured.
 A young lady in Cambriabor- ough, tired of "going it alone," has married John Rightbower. Altogether probably she will Cor der him up" on winter mornings. / Never trust with a secret a mar ried man who loves his wife, for he will tell her, and she will tell her sister, and her sister will tell everybody.
 There's where man has the advantage. He can undress in a cold room and have his bed warm before woman has got her hair pins out and her shoes untied.- Detroit Free Press,
 A boozy Boston reporter at a supper given King Kalakaua, rather put his foot in it when he toasted "the mem'ry of CT lhic) lamented Cap'n Cookw
 A Springfield man recently tookea bath in the dark. He man. aged we'll enough, until he got hold of a piece of stove hlacking instead of soap, with marked re- suits.
 A French scientist declares that the flesh of the Caucasian is bitter and salty, while that of the negro is of fine flavor, and will keep much longer. Missionary societies will doubtless be interested in this fact.
 He who goeth it bind sitted down upon the bent up pin, while the observing man scanneth the chair seat before he squatteth,
 A Vermont lady fainted away at a party, and, when a young man cried out for some one to saw her corset strings in two, she arose, drew pair of shears, and said he'd like to see lem saw
 There is a man at Haverhill, Massachusetts, who claims to have traded horses thirty-seven times and cheated the other man every time, and yet, when his wife died the other day, he promised to meet her in heaven.
 Sharp little Katy Doyle of Pitts burg got out of patience with her bashful lover's backWardness, and so brought matters to favorable climax by saying to him: "l really believe you are afraid to ask me to marry you, for you know I would say yes"
 Ala Crosse man who commit. ted suicide, wrote a note for his wife which said, "Pm going to 6 country where read-headed W0 men are never seen" She was SC mad about it that she woulden't attend the funeral.
 During the late bathing season a pompous individual walked III to the office of a seaside hotel, anC with a considerable flourish sign ed the book, and in a loud voice exclaimed, "Pm Lieutenant Gov ernor of-." "lhat doesn' make any difference,n said the landlord, "you'll be treated jus as we'll as the otherS."
 A North Carolina paper says that two negro girls, in want of { new bonnet, placed obstruction; on the Wilmington and Weldon railroad, near Warsaw, the other day, as they say, for the purpose of killing some ladies on the trair that they might secure the bon nets.
 An eccentric wealthy gentleman stuck up board in field upoI his estate, upon which was the fol lowing: "I will give this field t any man who is eontented H' soon had an applicant. Well sir are you a contented man?" "Yes sir, very" "Then what do yol want with my feld?" The ap plicant did not stop to reply.
 An, old bachelor says: "Whel remember all the girls Pve me together, feel like a rooster il the fall exposed to every weather I feel like one who treads alon some barn-yard all deserted whose oats are fled, whose hen are dead, or all to market star ted"
 Ha was up Jefferson avenue