The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1875-10-23
MISCELLANY.

utterance.
Wyoming Territory has one sa-
loon TO every hundred and eighty
inhabitants.
A crusty bachelors objection to
ladies with beautiful teeth is, that
nine out of ten of them would
laugh it a funeral.
The mosquito that bites you is
a she. The other sex sits on the
head Of the bed and sings.
"Can you spell donkey with one
letter." asked a silly young man
of bright girl. Yes" she an
swered, gu"
Ask not wOman's heart; she
has but one and may give it. OF
all fatal presents, WOman'S heart
is the most deadly.
They talk Of building mOnu-
ment to John Smith in Virginia.
We have vague recollection of
seeing that name before, but we
didn't know the gentleman was
dead.
A Virginia woman lost her false
hair from the window of "a rail.
road car, and she has sued the
company for $1,000 damages-$50
for the loss of the hair, and $3.50
for her embarrassment.
1t was agreed that the first Sar-
toris baby should be born in
America and the second in Eng
land. The family have started
for England.
How much for that broad faced
chicken on the fence?" inquired
an Irishman ola farmer on Staten
Island the other day. That's
not a chicken, it's an OWL" re-
Piled the farmer. 81 don't care
how Ould he is. | would like tU
buy h im," said the freshman.
She famed herself with her
handkerchief as she sat down on
the stool in front Of the soda fOun-
tain, and as the clerk was draw
ing the syrup she turned to her
daughter, a girl of fifteen, and re-
marked: "NoW, Mary, be careful.
Don't gulp it down at three swal.
lows and get exploded all to pieces
by the gas, but sip, sip, and don't
run any risks. - Detroit Free
Press.
The LeavenWOrth belle is fire.
quently forced to take whisky in
seIf-defence. At a ball given
there, recently. as a young man
was gathering her in for a round
dance, her nose went up like the
leaf of sensitive plant, and jerk
ing herself loose from him, she
eXclaimed-"JOhn, amt you got
no more of them Gardener seeds?
Because if you amt, Pll have to
take another drink or change my
partner"
Yesterday when a woman step.
ped aboard Michigan.avenue
car the driver started up and
caused her to sit down on the floor
instead of the seat. "Im very
sorry, madam" he said as he
checked up. "Yes, it's an occa-
sion when sympathy makes one
feel good" she replied, as she got
up, "but l believe I'll break this
parasol over your head for luck! :"
And she whalloped him until
there wasn't anything left to
strike with Detroit Free Press.
A Kansas clergyman paused in
the midst of a sermon he was de-
livering few weeks ago, and re-
marked, with a savage scowl up
on his cOuntenance and a voice
loud enough to be heard outside
of the church "If the boy who
flung that egg through the Win
dow will remain until the SER
vices are over. I'll show him what
a Christian minister can do for
the salvation of his soul"
When a Nevada photographer
wants to make a good picture, he
puts the sitter in position, pulls
out a navy revolver, cocks it, lev
els it at the mans head, and says,
''NOw, just you sit perfectly still,
and don't move a hair; put on
calm, pleasant expression of cOun-
te1ance, and look right into the
muzzIe of this revolver, or I'll
blow the top of your head off. My
reputation as an artist is al stake,
ald | don't want no nonsense
about this picture"
GETTING EVEN.-A citizen of
GratiOt avenue called on the chief
of police yesterday and without
any skirmishing around he in
quired:
"lsn'tdere ZONE law about dot?"
"What is that?" asked the chief.
.'Shall dot be dot a velIar schaIl
call hiss dog Bismarck" replied
the man.
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