The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-02-20
: NUMBER, II u
: Laughing Gas.

"A poor relption- cafbanncle.'s u ssa
= Something about milk water. . 9
The Evening Poat-ths slanp post. e
Light wines may make a aheavyhoaa.
a rare aewss-the pink ef polite, d.
a.The key to an ap d uncertain i gait-wliis.
key. ''''4 e'''<s 'f1
collector. Know when their work Is
dun. II Ta sis sa,stf hs4g
Why did Freedom shrek - .Kes-
cluskO fell. .81sssS Z
Hanging is brisk, but with afalling
tendency. - s4stla5t ria s3ss arsd
: spainsto,jk a little Bourbon on Now
Years day sF#ss ..E3 i,9aaIeq "a
!" Sally, what time do yeur folks
dinef" Soon as you go away.
tllat's missus' orders" ''' A'e'a A'''s
A California man pounded his wife, II
was fined 800, and he sold her silk
dress to pay the fiDe. * $50
/ The best preparation to keep .
lady's hand "free from cllapsn 10 . II
report that she has NO money. s,s
{. Marry widower! not J" said $
Matilda. "Babies are. like tooth
brushes. Everybody. wants tbeirown.v, n
ss.j" Ia that cheese rich !" asked Rlogge
OF. his grocer. /" Yes" was the candid
reply, !" there's millions in it.
1t has bee,ni cold enough in Kansas y
TO freeze wl,iskey, and suI1e Of the
druHkatds, there have become solid
men. f.3E.e-j;s,l D. zat, Ets iI4ngsis
i, The Portland Press has. discovered
a ''model hotel clerk in that city.
Show the gentleman up to T7Barnnp's
at once.
n The man who is kind and polite to,
his mother in law has retIched Vicksis
burg, and is an object Of general cur
iosity. to the people there. 5ie,r .,.5
Mr.. Naylle 81. Toronto, was knocked
down by mistake for another man, re- =.
Gently. He hopes they u hit tlse right
Nay He on the head, next time fi'f1 5''i.s
. "A California preacher js preaching
Oh the best way gto raise boys. I'VE Z
l,avc always found number IA boot !.
about al effective as any thing for
raising them. 20 t'tes'tff '@hi -
2 It is a melancholy fact that those
who declare war are nevercailcd: :npOn
to do the fighting; if they were We
suspect there would be not the slight
est an,useme,,t Of this nature. esF -
i. a Grcch Bay. man thinks it very
WIRING fm o'boy-td go,so seirens, but
he will keep lad turning q, flaming
| mill ten hours, hand him five cents,
| stand and wait for the boy to thank
him., .,...--- ..,.s
AN advertisement for q dry-goods
clerk reads 4" Wanted, a young man
| to be partly outdoor and partly be-
hind the counter" 1t doesn't specify
what part of the young man 10 to DO
out door.
An Indiana Sunday school man
writes to 1. Bible firm in New York:
"Send me on sOmo Sunday school
papers and books. Let the books be
about pirates and Indians as far rs
possible.
A young lady who went to the city
to see what was advertised as "Spec-
tacular Drama," came home greatly
disappointed. She says not one Of
actors wore spectacles.
Three sisters of Dubuque, are 50
set in their temperance principles,
ythat they make the hired girl smell
the breath 0f every gentleman caller
and report the result before admit
tance to the parlor can be obtained
"Now, George, yon must divide
the cake honorably with your brother
Charles" +" What is honorable moth
J er I" 1t means that you must give
him the largest piece" s. Then moth
er, I'd rather Charley should divide
4 it," "'f.h'
Somehow one can't help thinking Of
that citizen of Syracuse who has thir-
teen children, all girls. Probably
there is not corner of the bureau lii
that mans house that hasn't a cold
chew Of spruce gum sticking to it.
It looks bad to see dog preceding
his master down the street, and calm
Ily turn down the stairs to the first
saloon he approaches. 1t shows there
is something wrong, something lack
:. ing, u deplOrable tendency on the
part of tlle dog. 's@s.=. . w. ''
A lawyer once asked a hotel-keeper
the following question !: '1f man
: gives you a hundred pounds to keep
2 for him, and dies, what do you do J !
Do you pray for him I" q No, sir
replied the landlord, "Ipray for an
other just like him." i ga,@5
i During trial the Judge called q
/. witness. No one answered, and al
+ elderly man alose and solemnly said
g be is gone" Where has he gone Z
asked the Judge, in no tender tone
= '' don't know, but he is de,sd,' was
the guarded answer. t.t 80 =
f Albany las had her noblemen, too
it was Count Barli. Of,caurse he Wa.
rogue in grain. By any other pane
e he did not smell as wheat, 40 wiIci