The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-06-10
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ana gets his dahder up.
A Hendricks county -(Ind.) man has
died of nail swallowed twenty years
ago.
1t is an ugly remark to say that lady
with ugly feet always looks out for dry
street crossings.
As the young lady remarked about the
infant: elbow sweet, but how bald for
one so youngp
No person who chucks fruit peelings
on the sidewalk ever becomes an angel
so far as heard from.
A clothes pin factory at Olean, New
York, recently TUNED out fifty-fve BUSH
els of clothes pins in one day.
A chap in Fort Ann who had just had
new cork leg presented to him, says
cit Is sweet to be remembered"
Most of the Indian chiefs who recently
visited the national capital are over fifty
years OF age. Bad Wound is G6.
| Mohammedan mammas in the Crimea
resolutely refuse to have their infants
vaccinated with the Christian lymph.
The latest feat is to climb ten-foot
ladder, and while standing on your head
on the top round, swallow the ladder.
London market gardeners pay 5000 per
acre yearly rent Tor the land they culti-
vate, and their average profits are $500
per acre.
1t is hest for man to 80 to church,
even IL he goes to sleep; but he should
not disturb the congregation with q
lsnore-us voice.
Two Frenchmen who went to Belgium
to have out duel were fined 300f each,
and II the Belgians keep that UP they
Will improve their finances.
The Boston tailor who aGvertises adi-
lagonal boys suits" can not have any.
thing in common with the ''square deal
ing store" Of the same CITY,.
Sergeant Bates, the country will he
lrejoiced to learn, is travelling in Canada,
away from the States, and is determined
lburg.
| Lucy Stone denounces corsets becaus @.
Eve didn't wear any. The plea for cor
sets is that il Eve had been more staid
in her conduct she would have stayed
longer in Paradise.
AT a recent reception in aTeXas town,
JEFF Davis kissed all the girls. We judge
from this that Mr. Davis has successfully
lived down the sleepfng-car story, not to
say the great rebellion.
Pleasant information for sisters-irl-
law: Mirand, who was convicted of the
murder OF his sister-in-law a. Belleville,
Canada, has had his sentence committed
to imprisonment in the penitentiary for
lite.
! A loquacious blockhead, after bab-
bling some time to Lord Erskine, OBJ
served he was afraid he was obtruding
on his lorilship's ear. ''Oh, not at all,o
said Erskine; 81 have not been LISTEN
ing"
A Judge at Montgomery, Ala, recent
ly interrupted a howery Young orator
wth-''Hold on, hold on, my dear. sir! 1!
Don't you go any higher! You are al
ready out of the jurisdiction OF this
court"
| A reviewer in the New York Tribune
dennes real poet as ia singer whose
verses haunt your twiIghts." This def
milton is undeniably good one, and, if
accepted, at once places the mosquito
In the front rank.
4 Col. Forney has very contemptuous .
opinion OF the London Sunday papers,
saying of the majority OF them that they
are badly written, flledrwith the scan
IdaIs OF the week past, especially muir
tders, seductions and diseases.
AS convincing proof that the grasshop-
pers read the papers, it is mentioned
that they have, this season, entirely
avoided certain county which was
mentioned, last year, as raising the poor
Test quality Of wheatin Kansas.
II Since the statement by the Brooklyn
+ Argus that there is man In Oregon VINO
never saw woman, thousands of wo.
, men have fiocked thither to crafty his
: curiosity, and now those thousands OF
3 women don't see man thereabouts.
Queen Victoria and suite have started
! for beautiful Balmoral--a perfect Scot
+. tish Eden--nestled away in the shadow
4 of bOsky Mills upon the upper waters oil
: the River Dee. This makes considerable
= difference in the amount of Washing ant
"A ironing done at Windsor Castle.
There are no stfikingly good .lookin,
monarchs or princes OH the earth wortf
speaking OF for their beauty, exeep
! Louis OF Bavaria, who is said to be {
! really handsome prince. None OF hi
! yeang lady subjects think of trying te
v get along without his photograph.
II Rufus, who restores his hair to wha
I, he thinks ought to be its natural colo
by means of Mrs. Whatshername's veg
i etable tonic, makes no secret OF his arti
! fee. He says his father died before him
ijand his grandfather, too; that, in fact
i IT'S hair-red-dyestary In the family.
s'Itis believed by some," says recen
+ writer, shat the maidens who woul
make the, best wives never marry.o tn
Q 1ssome" who believe this are those un
q happily married husbands whose unrea
r Isonable wives are disposed to rebel WAe
II required to retire first at night, and ge
# the bed warm, and never get up an
II black their boots for them In the mornin
s without grumbling..
y The Sioux Chiefs at Washington
!, Thursday, took the precaution, befor
a going to the Department of the Interior
3 to leave their money at home; but, dul
!, ing their absence, a sneak thief entere
I. their rooms and carried ii away, the los
= OF each great chiet varying from five t
= nineteen dollars. This is the first tim
!. on record that the Indians have bee
3 robbed at Washington In an unofici,
Y manner.
If This Is passage from Boston r,
lr porter's account Of q meeting of th
It Radical Club: '.Thena matron made fe
y kisses, In the loyeliest Of dresses, an
r with eyes that shOne more brightly tina
the diamonds that she wore, spoke
ttones OF lutte like sweetness, words +,
y such exceeding fitness, phrases of sue
II happy neatness, that we clapped OF
y hands for more, as with grace she lie