The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1875-10-30
MISCELLANY.

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"After ALL" says on old doctor,
''there are only two kinds OF dis
ease-the one you die with, and
the other of which you do not"
An editor says: 1--WE never
could understand why so much
shot should be wasted in killing
birds while so many young men
part their hair in the middle"
Somebody who writes more
truthfully than pNeticall, says:
IAN angel without money is not
thought 80 much of nova days
as a devil with 4 bale Of green
backs"
A Cincinnati husband who firm
ly contemplated suicide as soon as
dinner was over, got fearful mad
because his wife spilled some hot
coffee on his knees:-DetrOit Free
P'eSs.
MIR. Wentworth is so tall that
when he addresses the people, in
stead of mounting a chair. they
have to dig hole for him to stand
in,
Mysterious are the ways of Pro
violence. James w Hewett, Of
Hydestown, N. j., while distri-
buting tracts on Sunday, was
struck by lightning and killed;
while three boys, who went boat
ing on the river, didn't even get
their clothes wet.
An old fellow up in Maine, just
sentenced to ten years for chop
ping his wife's head off, will be
80 years of age if he lives the
term out; but that won't be too
late for him to ak some other wO-
man, we suppose.
Babies are supposed to resem-
bile their respective parents. If
the eyes of both parents are black,
and the baby'S eyes are as blue as
as the parsons, for instance, it
is considered an odd but not IN
common coincidence.
The Catholic Cure of st. Jean
Baptiste village, in Canada, has
given notice that he will refuse
the Sacrament to those females Of
his church who wear lOW-necked
dresses or pull-back skirts; the
awful, hOrrid, modest man
This is the way they do it in
Lefiore county, Ga. "Dis prar
meetin' call togeder for de purpos
ub hearin' Broder Stays Splane
dose dings which am necessary
fur our salvashun, 'nanismcusly
resolbs dat Jake Sniff am Il fit and
proper pussurn to represent dis
secshun at de Board OBJ SuperVi-
sors."
The question is again agitated,
"Shall women be permitted, to
psss the hat in our churches?" A
few years ago, when hoops were
in vogue, the ladies couldn't "pass
q hat" in the aisle without drag
ging it up to the pew they enter
ed. But the present style of dress
permits them to pass the hat easy
enough. -Norristo,pn Herald.
Epitaph in the cemetery at
Keysville. n. Y,
Sarah Thomas is dead"
And that's enough,
The candle is out,
Also the snuff
Her SOULS in Heaven,
You need not lear,
And all that's left
Is inferred here.
Mrs. MHiss was asked the 9th
er day how she managed to get
along so nicely with Mr.. MilIiss,
and frankly replied: "Oh, feed
him well When woman mar
ries her happiness for a little
while depends upon the state of
her husbands heart; after that,
it's pretty much according to the
state of his stomech :"
Because we happen to take our
shotgun and start out for Sat
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no reason why half a dozen i'm
pudent persons should inquire if
we were on Il tour for collecting
subscription money. The times
are hard and ammunition costs too
much money to be wasted on de-
linquent subscribers just now
Marquette Mining Journal
Said wife to her husband:
"HOw is it that you can't come
horne nights in some sort of sea-
son?" The gentle retort was:
"You got me in the way of it. Be-
fore we were married you used
to throw your arms about my neck
at three O'clock, and say: Don't
go. darling. it is early yet,' but
now if happen to stay out till
two it is terrible affair"