The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1875-09-25
WIT AND WISDOM

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Doa Am. d a.si when you can.
What m nte Is more beautiful than
h. wy humans faces
Ihe Detroit F,.g Press thinks that
B.....r H1ut want that prussid acid to
pu.-.u himself NTH, but that hr Nas luin-
Am .u. cat. NJ thr nelghborh"od
a -r,at lr Is rle a great fish ou land
N u,y -ryr tud dru- ana naAt a tuLhtiul
aurhrr nut Do cannot hurt you. l1u have
uriy y. Keep su.l ana 1t ~Ill dir itself
-Al .,r sand the discuus late widow,
r....r..y. s~ ,he drew out a IucA vi hair.
. --~.. teuderly 'Jue Was a -..d.
-.. ...- .ud and a loving father hut hr
o.. v. .lr green apples .'-l'onh'pn Nrrs.
LAu> aud Greek are all right. said
WIS .-.uu county farmer to his son.
..4H- graduate. the other day, "bur GIN
ans a man Ai... IAN pillow around an apple
trry rhsur t..-uug the roots
One nj tlu most fortunate nj criminals
uu the cal.u. a. Is a man named Sheridan.
ruN charge. before tile city court VI New
Haven with horse stealing He has been
''I. l' tA7 '..ill SIXTY -H.H' 'l"''S' 'I"
newer Eet oeen RAP >tA'r prison.
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a- .uet party she hit her pe' c'Tn q
"h"eA "'Th JHe maiet that sounded IKE a
t"Iltt'. "ho he- ht laughed "e meet
"s strangers she wrote on Htr Gun ana
showed l' nun. ih'NA IVA lle a h'
rr. hy whispered, huskiIy. B'Tiugt,i,
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Ar-f. INNS. IrBrEALIr The Nlcksburg
H.ar SAYS. A. al innocent looking man
Wa, .-. up Washington street Yesterday.
a rr,,.u.f.. nodded AZ him. and asked
..N.rr t grty. mister NJ
.\ I -.-..-.. man r..pIiad the old man
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fr..-g. Yt.uIr. Much ableeged. though.
N.c,,iur. Is "A powerful nice. town. 4 tel
Irr back rhrre asked me If / didn't want
SCAT another inquired Il / wanted a macs
anu iie" Gu "ueI l-'e uiaS. WISH
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EVA. did YOU hear that lady 5 name that's
come III SEE mamma n YES. Mrs Abel.
III wonder II shes the mother of those two
BOYS mamma toId is IT, And one Of them
vas naughty. and killed his hroteer III
What nonsense, Eva Why, that hap
pened ever 50 long ago If she's any
body. she must be their grandmother.
f"'ct.
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IN. rnsa Hlr nnliftad head Looked
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The idea Of me, a lone woman, with no
natural protector but sheep-skin kivered
New Testament. having a teller trayelin
vitb me Your mother ought to ween
nva, ,,r ,r,r,.r....,,,.. v.,,ng 7,an INA nth
have ~. -. ,,,, that Kan, yet aim, N, this
world about a We'll u auy sixty ysar-old
widow thar YOU ever struck agin
Bv this time the conductor vas out on
th, platform wiping the persmratIun from
bis face. and swearing that the old lady
might .o 1t alone to her heart content.
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NJ saId snma1b,ng IN i I'M y@,ce wbare'
upuL the olu gentleman endeaVOred 10 raise
the trumpet 10 his ear. Int Was prevented
by the sexton seizing his hand. With in
creaslng voice and excitement he said
you mustn't sir. You mustn't blow that
horn. If YOU do. ! shall be Obliged To put
you out n And the GOOD man. pocketlng
ms bugle. heard nothing of service or ser
mon.
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