Litchfield enquirer., 1875-06-10
CLIPPINGS,

Ths wandering heifeSs- wind lass.
 What holds all the snuff in the world? No one nose.
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 A man may be redeemed by love; but it is entirely different with his note.
 co an|eSEi& &Adfkr RxEYp pG the latest question. Stick pin into a mules hind leg and see.
 A writer in an agricultural paper advo- cates top-dressing. He must be bache- Tor.
 Why issd latos ioinbloi lhsat like, ah bm- nibus?-Because it accommodate from twelve to eighteen insides.
 Why ought a belle to marry a burglar? The false keys he carries, and the false locks she wears, ought to be united
 Grstit4de fl bachslQs made aE4t l4v ing his property to the gnfrfis who had re- fused him, "For to them I owe all my earthly happiness"
 tAa. oisy sss eGeS sbsns SSars in making a selection of one simple little
 ~ S SN TAI ATR A isllOysy Fsae ? q ln ] sse ge!e seert lt ''conchologist, and explained by saying he opened clans at market.
 A Covington man died and they put him on ice. but he awoke in the night and yelled out; "Why don't you put some more wood in that stove p
 This world you'd be 2 sandy desertsf. lOne o@eness ii woms were not priyile9e tOafsana nndti6h salsa And pSy mofdf au old bureau than a new chamber set would cost.
 Does the court understand you to say that you saw the editor fntoxdcated? "Not at all, sir. only I've seen hIm in such a. a-a-hurry as to attempt to cut out copy with the snufers; that's all ."
 "AEssAe4A~ 7sosasss9N yer as the key O the ktching door fits your store room !''
 "It will e0met' T said a ,0ea candidate for Mayor of St. Louis the other day, while making a stump speech. '.just as sure as it was that Romeo founded Rome" .
 A little three-year old girl, who had been teazing for baby, was told by her father that he wOnld bring her wax doll at night. Wax dolly no doDd,-papa. Me ants a meat baby dns like Aunt Mary's.''
 lf a colored theological student in Mis- sissippi concludes his course of studies and writes his first sermon without being shot in thei iee1ey fpoliaga atSund C baf-l coop. he is considered a pfomising man.
 A little girl and boy, three or four years old. were playing on the ice when sis fell down and commenced to cry. Bub ran up and soothin9l klispsak kJ "Bosfe cwy Thwear ] Thwear! Thay damn
 An aristocratic New Yorker. on being requested by Q rich and vulgar young fel- low for permission to. marry t:one of his girls. gave tIIfs7 katlIaf zcrilshin9 -SepIy: Certainly; which wonld you prefer, the hOuaemaid or the cook?"r tto 4I-q I
 Well, neighbor slummidge, how much shall put you down for to get & chande- Her for the church?" Neighbor S-. .'ShoO what we want to get chandy- leer foEf 9Ag hain q nobody kin playoent ter it it'when ye git 1t !"~ W ~'~Sa'A A'@%a"AAASt
 An old lady, hearing some one reading about Congressman at large, rushed into l the kitcH6A do6T shSulinE s5araH iJ ahS f4 Sarah Jane don't you leave the clothes out all night, mind I tell you, for there's Congressman at large." r, ror.y
 A Brooklyn Baptist minister r4eeMehtlv said:-''My salary is g., 900 year, but | cannot live on it." f'How do ,you get alOng?" asked friend. Said he:1" I eke 1t out with what I saved when was on Cape Cod at salary of $500 a year."
 Insane Keeper to Visitor:-"Do you meaa fhaAz HeR FithAistmd-buwml, a4hsal eyes eAst AopA lakd his lips ImS snE4 Fl ''Oh. yes, he was spelled down, too. but ne keeps right on practicing just the same. believe his word is 'syzygy.Y' n9d,ajd
 TwO cOlored men took refuge under a tree m a violent thunder storm. 'sJulius. can yOu pray?" said one. ..No.. Sam was the replys thebber prayed iit hsx 5lheS Well, cant you sing hymn?" Just then the lightning struck a tree near by,rshiy- ering 1t, when the first speaker excIaimed See heah, honey. sumffin' 'ligious has got to be done. an dat mighty suddin. too.