The Middlebury register. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1850-1882, 1875-03-02

PARAGRAPHS.

dTuOu OluCIsi uut uOt tu1scli.
lie that is warm thinks all are so.
Suspicion is the virtue of coward.
Fools worship mules that carry gold.
Beware of the geese when the fox
breaches.
1t is better to please a fool than to
anger him.
Vino is a turn.coat first FREUD, then
an enemy
Marry your son when you will, your
daughter when you can.
Horace Greeley's daughters are going
to Europe in the spring.
The best thing in the world is to live
above it.
'Tis wit to pick lock and steal
horse, but It's wisdom to let it alone.
Why is capital punishment like Long
Branch? Because it is summary sort.
Nothing is farther from heaven than
earth ; nothing is nearer heaven to earth.
The second meal makes the gIutton
and the second blow, or second i'll word,
makes the quarrel.
The best preparation to keep a lady's
hand "frcc from chaps" is report that
she has no money
An American pianist named Kitten is
affordipg amcwsment to lovers of music
in Italy.
A Baltimore girl, worth S45 900,
wants to marry some young man who has
learned trade.
Signs of spring. The possible form of
the spriDb bonnet begins to agitate the
female mind.
One of the latest novelties in confec-
tionery are sets of false teeth, made of
white and pink sugar.
An old wretch wants to find out way
to keep pious during Lent asd at the
same time eat terrapin.
1t isn't true that Mr.. Evarts intends,
to devote himself, after the Beecher trial
to the opera bouffc.
1t is said that an American leads one
of the bands of brigands near Rome.
What American is missing now
A touching obituary "He knew the
value Of an editors time, and never tres
passed long upon it," Peace to his
ashes.
lie who goeth it blind sitteth dowr
upon the bent up pin, while the observing
man scanneth the chair seat before be
squatteth.
1t has been noted that Of the eigh
bishops chosen by the Episcopal church
since October last, five are under forty
years of age.
A Chicago paper says that mo gentle
man or lady will leave an opera hous,
until the curtain is down aad all the au
diencc has passed out"
One by one the roses fade. 1t is nov
boldly denied that men who wear lon,
hair are possessed any more talent thai
those who have it clipped close.
The Belgian government offers re
ward to collier owners who, during
period of ten years, shall have the fewes
men killed by explosion aud similar acci
dents.
"Your feet are not very stylish" sal,
man to his friend, whose feet wer
covered with bunions "No. not stylish
but exceedingly nobby," was the good
natured reply.
~ can't say as he went to heaven,
remarked Fort Scott man of decease
townsman, "but he paid bill of eleve
years standing only the day before h
died, and you can Judge for yourself"
A subscriber to one of our city dailie
, expressed his financial inability to cor
tinue his subscription by saying that i
Onondaga salt was selling at twenty-fv
cents barrel, he couldn't pay for enougl
to pickle jaybird.
"My name is Somerset" writes
: punster. L" l am a miserable bachelor
} | cannot marry, for how conld l hope +
prevail on any young lady possessed o
the slightest degree of delicacy, to turl
a Somerset.
A Cicero lawyer pictured the meannes
of an opponent by saying that if his sou
should be placed inside of q mustar'
seed it would have as much playroom a
q woodchuck would have in the State o
Connecticut.