The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1875-12-02
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been seen between thetopot his shoes
ahd the bottoms Of his pantalSoH
legs. as she made him walk Spanish
out to the wagon. 3;
Wiz tsEias Enjoys Married Life.
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Snakes and miskeeters! but It's to
be a married man; blow me up, if it
ain't. There's nothing like it this
side Of Paradise, nor yon side of it,
either! You bet there amt.
And I've got the sweetest girl for a
wife, too, That ever wore q waterfall.
She won't git mad, nor won't scold,
kick up the deuce, and sling chairs
about, nohow; no, not a bit Of it.
We've been married now more
than a month, and not once has. my
dear Susan got into a bad temper
not once has she kicked the cat-not
once has she looked black-not once
has she slammed a door to.
No, sir; bust my safety-yalve, if
she's dohc one Of these things; and
says l to myself, says l:
Timothy P. higgins, you're a lucky
cuss, you are, to possess sich a wife,
and You should thank your moons
and stars to The day you depart this
life for a betterw
Young men, get married. | say go
and doit! Take the advice of one
who has been thereto use slang
phrase-and stayed all night and go
and do it at once.
If you want to know what's eSeet
If you want to know what's ccstor-
acious-if you want to know what's
clysiumantic-if you want to know
what's paradisetatic-and lastly, if
you want to know what's. trump
git married.:
Oh, the bliss OF married lGo- :
For then you always have vile.
Getting. married generates, -phetry
I'M a mans head because whenever a
man gets married, if he has a mind
above a mud-wasp, he goes to Wri-
ting poetry.
4 canwrite poetry nowsbut fcould
not do it before. ! IkncN there was
something wanting, but | couldn't
tell whatit was till ] married my dear
Susan; md as soon as ! did, that ge-
MUS. struckout and began to show
itself, it:did; d;and then saysI to my
self, says /: I.
s1simothy 7. higgins, you'll be a
.poch You've got it in you; and now
you've got a beautiful, sweet dear,
delightful, good-natured wife and
that will bring tout" : :.... r.. ...:.:
Every cuss, when he gifts a dear
wife, writes poetry about. her; or, to
speak in poetical language, mounts
the tlower-erowned heights Of Par
nassus, gifts astride Of Pegasus and
gives him a drink out Of the Castal-
ian fountain thereupon.
Them's big words, them are: and
it's a:big way to say, Z. Write poetry =
Wal, to return to my subject; Pm.
going to write poetry about my wife,
like other chaps-so here goes:
Each lovely stalk oi5bcautiful clover 81
Which covers ron fields MI over,
Brcathcs il It's sweet, delightful odor--
My Susan.
Each skecter .buzz:ng il. my room,
Al night and morning, eve andnoon
Says in its soft, sweet, humtning tune
Ny Susan.
Each star that shines in Wonder sky, ~
n And looks from hercso alfred high,
(. Makes me think Of thee and sigh
Ny Susan.
Each note Of Wonder warbling frog,
Who sits and sings upon a log, s
Bcarst my ears rom yonder bog.
.: Ny Susan.
This doting sizzard, filed with love, s:.s':. s.:
Beats but for thee, my sweetest dove,
.s And kisses oft her tiny glove; 4:
e; 81 ::. Ny Susan.
Waiting For "A Cave. 4. &.
Three are fourdaYs ago, withintwo
miles Of Iicksburg, a Washington
street merchant, who had business in
the country, came to q small creek,
3.