The Morning herald., 1875-11-03
,rRsONAL AND PERTINENT

Lots Of apples in England this year.
Green Vermillion is an Ohio jailor.
The London boot blacks have club.
It takes 1000 Chinese coppers to make
i.
Heaven sends us misfortune as mortal
lonic
Advice to autumn poets; take your leaves
and CO.
Cider is selling in England at penny
quart.
Violent insanity is prevalent in South
Australia.
Great Britain sells 100000 of patent
medicine stamps annually.
One Saratoga hotel used 5000 barrels of
pototoes last summer.
HJ. Byron, author of ''Onr Boys" will
visit America next year.
Mrs. Foster, of Muse ,tine, weighs 800
md has u long black beard.
There has been 4S murders in Boston
Turing the last five years.
Female drummers are the commercial
ovelties on the commercial tap-is.
Anthony Trollope, the English novelist
visiting the Yosemite valley.
The Khedive pays $4,000 each for his
irupp common, and for the shells 500.
Don Pedro, Of Brazil who is coming to
st lis, owns the finest diamonds in the
World.
All the oxen in Kentucky have lately
AIKEN to winking at every stranger who
passes.
Cidereal influences have been favorable
n Michigan. That State will have an ex-
|ellent apple crop.
COngressmen's wives affect furniture in
brown this year, because Of the dust in
Washington. .|".
Feeling noses for drinks is the popular
method in Southern Indiana. The one
that has the worst chill treats.
Chic go is no longer a good place to die
in. The undertakers have struck, and are
lmaking it expensive for corpses.
Ii we would build on a sure foundation
in friendship, we must love cur friends for
their sakes rather than our own.
"Who reads an American book ?" The
Fotal value Of books from the United
Plates for the past year was $5S4,95o.
A Missouri woman, aged 70, increased
|he populstion by one the other day. It's
omething to wonder over.-Detroi Free
Pres.
20 Russia comes in at the eleventh hour
nd accepts an invitation to the Centen-
P'a'. Sorry, but really we haven't got any
Font seats left.
An old gentleman who went to meet two
pretty nieces for whsm he was legal guar
lan told his wife he was going to a ward
peeting.
Inc women Of Wyoming beat John ].
I'aFk out of political nomination because
prpetually wore red necktie and
a'ked bow-legged.
lAe decision Of an English Court makes
~ sronaut responsible for damages to
Op' fences, ETC., occasioned by his bal
0'' Or ny the crowd, when it alights.
NOW is the time to inspect the muskrats,
l' beavers, the bark Of the trees, and the
L!ulffels nests, to find out what sort Of
''u'er We are going to have.
lnere is great "cutting up' of large
aNcaes in California. The owners realize
w 'lmes as much for their land rs could
ave Oeen done before the subdivision. IL
civilization follows tie path Of the
n.'e ~. man. A number Of lam , posts have !
'su " put up at cheyenne, and the Indians
'uu round them seeing which can spit
e"est. n 1r.. u,rg lr...,, l.
a young lady, who reached Portland, z
eson' direct from Germany, two weeks
'ee' s became homesick and started for her
''ners y home in Fatherland sgain in
noucs.SI 'i i,t~upst1 rff, .l
~" ranelsco papers announce the mar
81 81 Of Miss Eloise Lelly, "a girl totally ,|a
= ~ rom lIbiir birth, to one of the mechanics
y "a two good eyes in the asylum vhea,e
las been living. - /?