The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-06-26
NUMBER ) 42.
Laughing Gas.

name Of Slaughter. 4.--.
| In what respect does Bishop re-.
semble fish 2 Both live in the see
| Anew kind of metal-printers' zink.
! Those who use it find it has the ring
Of true coin.
| Our oriental explorer remarks that
if you can't hieroglyphic you must
hire an interpreter. ssI *5ESis -
The Mollychunckemunk is the eu-
phoniOus title of = new pleasure
steamer recently launched On q lake
in Maine.
A darkey called at Owensboro', KY,
the other day, and wanted to know,
Does dis postoriis keep stamped an
telopes9" aiPs'
"What a shame that should be
starving!" exclaimed poor corset
maker out of work-"I that have
stayed the stomachs of hundreds"
Spotted Tail has appeared in his
spring suit. 1t is neat but not gaudy'
| IA blue blanket, a pair Of blue fan-
nel trowsers, and white topped hat.
at will come," said candidate
for Mayer of St. Louis the other day,
while making a stump speech, "just
as sure as it was that Romeo founded
ROme." ya...
| The following legend is inscribed
on the front OF a butcher shop in an
inland town of Pennsylvania Kash
pade for little HALVES not mourn two
daze old"
| A correspondent of a Western paper
having described the Ohio as /, sick
ly stream," the editor appended the
remark: That's so--it is confined
to it's bed" ai IN
Graham bread is said to be excellent
food for the children gu account Of, its
superior bone-giving qualities. You
can feed Child on that bread until
he is all bones. 51ts hal. ..fat
A boy who is not strong enough to
spade up Il small onion bed between
now and the Fourth of July, will dig
over ten acre lot before breakfast
looking for bait. - '4'i Fl
"Time softens all things" except
the young man who parts his hair in
the middle, and whistles on the street
cars. Nothing can make him any
softer than lie is. ..-.@.....-
/ The Rochester Democrat says that
Mile. Plaster, II young French actress,
is coming over next season. We pre-
! same all the young fellows will be in
cline1 to court Plaster. .G3 :.
| A young man in a music shop was
lately overpowered by q fastilious
yonng lady, who wanted to purchase
MIR. Hood's-a-song of the-a-
gentleman's under-garment!" The
young man is still alive. 49,.
con which side of the platform Ia
my train 7" asked stranger in .
jersey City depot the other day.
"Well, my friend" replied q gentle
man, passing. :" if you take the left,
you'll be right, it you take the right,
you'll be left" s,t e..-,r
Holmes remarks on the wonderful
provisions of nature. He says there
is not even left a narrow crevice under
fat rock without thin black bug
prepared by Providence to fill it. 1t
is the same way when vacancies occur
in Official positions.
Did it ever occur to yOu what the
meaning of No cards." and " Na
cake" appended to marriage an
nonncement meansg 1t is simply the
exclamation Of the editor thrown In
i'll aspiteful way, to show that he
vas mt Remembered E., .Hsa .-
Carruth, the Vineland IN. J. editor
remarks in his valedietory. "Twc
months constant wrestle with bul.
:. let in our brain has cOnvinc ed US tha
: we lack the capacity to develop lead
. mine and publish ND independent
Vineland newspaper at sesamo tinAs.
The ridiculous female colored pnssof
! who remembers General Washington
| tired OF the personal attentions she i
constantly receiving, will only scDt
) to - Centennial tea party, soon to b
held in New Haven, her autograph
written for her by the General him
, self.
"Sis,7 said n little clustering nsa'
l to a religious opponent, /" to wha
!, sect do you suppose l belonga" "Weil
l don't exactly know" replied hi'
opponent, but to judge from you
9 size, appearance aud constant buxzing
I should think yot, belonge.l to the
class generally called insect .a3as
: A conductor in Burlington, Iowa
!. was recently made happy by having
/ voted to him badge, at a public fair
Being called npon for apeecl,, Ii,
. was hustled upon the platform. Look
. lug round for a moment he ejaeulstel
Tickets" and retired. 1t was q,
> effective that the hand couldn't pla,
. for ten minutes.
! "please, SIR" said boy, with tw,
bottles, to q grocer, "motl,er want
a cents worth Of your hest yeast
= "Well, which bottle will You have j
inf" Please, sir, she wants IL ii
: both and won't yon put corks ID 'cm
: and send 'em honle,, as .pm goinl
J. t'ntlnr way. and mother savR Ill.