Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1875-11-05
MULTUM IN PARV0.

TREASURY Department pastry-Mint
spies.
THE women Lave raised all the money
necessary for their Centennial Exhibition
building-$28, 900.
YOU'VE women are advised to set good
examples, because young men are always
following them.
WITHIN three days after asking ID per
cent. for his money a Connecticut man
was killed in a saw-mill.
THERE is danger that the spelling dis
order will break out all over the land with
the return of cold weather.
ANNIE GRUBB is the daughter of a
farmer, and when she is at the churn she
is the Grub that makes the butter fly. 81
THE Boston Globe wants to teach politi%
cal economy in~the common schools and
throw out quadratic equations and Cicero.
REJECTED LovER-But couldn't you
learn to love me? Young LADY,
might tiff never saw you again.
Neo York Herald. 49,
In Europe corn-cobs stepped in hot
water containing per cent. of saltpeter are
used as fire-lighters retailing at three and
four dollars thousand.
BoY-Can I ride, sir? Candidate--Got
quarter in your pocket? Boy-No, but
pap's got vote in his'n. Candidate
Bounce in, sonny, bounce in.
"TALK about the extravaganza in dress
of women!" cries Martha Jane, exulting-
ly. "What do you say to Tweed's six
million suit I'd like to know?"
VERMONT proposes alaw to prevent any
one from grinding up any but sound
apples for cider. The wormy ones can
be given out to the poor and deserving.
DoCToRs say that OPIUM eating is on
the increase in the United States and it is
predicted that there will be three fools for
every mile post in another twenty years.
THERE'S man for you! The editor of
the Providence Press says that " cough"
shall be spelled "koff'' as long as he
runs that paper Now let him go for the
word "dough."
AN impecunious chap says there is one.
great advantage in always being poor:
You are not likely to commit suicide
while laboring under temporary aberra-
ton of mind superinduced by financial
reverses. >"
THE Danbury Mems says: eve never
can tell exactly where we lose our UNI
brellas. 1t is singular how gently an UNI
brella unclasps itself from the tendrils OF
our mind and floats out into the tlmy dis
lance of nothingness.
THE Reading (Pa.) Eagle says that In a
car on one of the Eastern railroads
woman took the cup from the water-cooler
and used it to soak her corns. This little
story is refreshing for those who find them
selves travelling without any drinking-cup
of their own.
THE horned frog would be good CON-
panion for g Old Prob" At least twenty
four hours before the approach of a storm
especially from the north-the little fell
low seeks safe hiding place, and becomes
as torpid as in mid-winter. After the
storm has passed he sets to catching the
insects whose wings are useless from the
wetting -SprsnGieId (Mdss) Repat6tsca'a.
THERE is a gigantic ice.house in Brus-
sells. Belgium, whose roof covers an area
of /, 900 square meters. The walls are
double and filed in with moss and saw
dust. There are nine separate ice-cham-
bers, each of 1000 cubic meters capacity
The temperature never exceeds 361s deg.
Fair. There are galleries set apart Tor
the storing of meat in hot weather, capa-
BILE of hanging 1000 quarters and having
them perfectly isolated. A million tons
of ice have been stored in the building at
one time.