The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1875-12-08

putting tue udB ihtO tho scoi0S, uSoiu.
"There," said he, 'T told you SOL
knew was right-I made a mistake
Of nearly twenty pounds; however, if
you don't want the whole you needn't
have it--I'Il take part of IL out."sat
a"',No, no. said the other, staying the
hands Of Mr.. S., on their way TO the
strings of the bag, 81 guess Pllstake
the whole ~ and this be did, paying
for his honesty by receiving the eoskim-
milk, cheese at the rate Of forty-fonr
cents pound, the price Of wool .sTs
An apple tree grows ON the line adi.
yiding two lots on Elizabeth street,
and the lot owners can never divide
the fruit satisfactorily. IoAt a o mass
convention of the two men held Of the
tree one Of them remarked: ~ ~
"It's good thing for you that they |
have abolished the tax on dogs st,~s-
And the other hotly replied:un
"And it's we'll for. you that they |
have discovered a remedy for hog |
cholera |" siri2 fasilJ ofi fpoiuao5i
Then the angel of peace had to get
out of the way of the flying apples y
A scholastic professor, in explain
ing to a class of young ladies the theo-
ry according to which the body is en-
tirely renewed every seven years, said
"Thus, Miss b., in seven years you
will no longer be Miss B. B."6"I really
hope I shan't,' demurely responded
the girl. modestly casting down her
eyes. rujqsrs o-itrgrgq Z feN-r+esT,
At Shreveport, La.,T DIR. R. G. q Me-
Williams, in convivial company,
placed a bottle on his head, and re-
guested some Of the party to shoot at
it, Cicero Stephens did So, and the
local paper remarks The late DR.. r.
q. McWilliams, when not under the
influence of liquor, was quiet gentle.
man. prrg7o 8Y,ilegih adi 70 su0.lonll
A young woman of Williamsburg,
we are told, going to a banquet in a
"pull. l.back, foun1 that she was ex-
pected to take chair at the festive
board. "Good gracious 7" she exclaim-
ed, "are they going to sit down? Il
didn't expect that. III amt fixed
to sit down !'iih s1H,8 .HieoM 8di n
Tom presented his bill to his neigh
Dor Joe. "Why, Tom, it strikes me
that you have made out pretty round
bill here, eh? ?" 'Tm sensible it is a
round one" quote Tom, "and l have
come for the purpose of getting it
squaredpA "a fauiM 10 ,siHlOt9d
An Arkansas man ate a pint Of saw
dust few days ago on bet. An in
telligeDt physician, who was calledsin,
told him that he would have pain in
his lumber region if he stuck to such
board as that.niaEiri bna air1i,s5a ,sou
Liars do abound in Arizona, or else
that is heap of. county. 1t seem:
impossible that one man killed ninety
wild geese at one shot, but an Arizona
paper says SO in good black ink. ala
we don't know that it was the cpl
zooty that afflicted him; but he sale
with some violence, "If that nose was
running for Office, il would be elected
by a handsome majority 5r,a rA5s
Many rich man, in bringing W
his son, seems ambitious of making
what Aaron nade--a golden calf /
he succeeds, the girls are apt to fall
down and worship him. ss,ass.d iaa
i There is a bullfrOg farm in south
eastern Wisconsin, thirty acres o
swamp fenced in, and the proprieto
sends thousands of these featherles
birds to New York.
A. woman purchasing some cups ant
saucers was asked what color sh
would have ''Why, I amt particp
lar" said shei "any color that won
show dirt" l.ial es Vli -s.i uaf.a
Mr.. Norton, Texas editor ha
Hhiskers three feet long, and his swif
has begged and begged of him 10 Gu
them off and LET her have them for
mop. E-f ..-- ,r...... ~, -5
In breach Of promise case tried /
Iowa the other day the Judge said this
once in four weeks was often enoug
for lovers to situp and spark. Sc
An Indiana man picked up a viii
cat in his barn in place of an Afghal
He detected the differ enee in the mi
lioneth part of a second.
'1ts forty years John, since we we
boys together" "Hush! not {
loud2 There's young widow in Il
next room" - 4