Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-03-12
Fractional Currency.

1t is so cold out in Montana that whiskcy
is sold by the plug.
Red, used on railroad means danger,
and says stop! The same color displayed
on mans nose is similar warning.
Rev. Petroleum Vesuvius Nasby has re-
ceived call from the Hub. 1t is well a
worthy clergyman thus escapes want in his
old age.
The fellow who wrote to us to know what
kind OF paper is best to write on for news
paper is respectfully informed that foolseap
viii probably make him feel most at home.
The Grangers of Findlay recently sent
away an order for Is pounds of nutmegs,
but instead Of writing it l6tbs they wrote l6
bis. Consequently the stock Of numegs in
Findlay is large.
Here is an inscription on an ancient bell;
" To call the folks to church in time,
chime. When mirth and pleasures on the
wing ring. When from the body parts
the soul, toll.'
Why are sheep the least moral of ami
mails! Because they gambol in their youth,
spend much OF their time on the turf, many
OF them are blacillegs, and they all get
heeced at last.
There is no sense in married woman,
wlose husl and is in good health, putting a
chunk of wedding cake under her pillow
to dream on. No man likes to founder
around on sheet covered with crumbs.
The Good Templars lodge of Pcrrysburg
has dissolved. and Bro. Timmons is with
out hope. His highest ambition was to
convert the Perrysburg people to the use of
cold watcr.-Otawd Ne,uS
Ii Mr.. Granger, of Iowa, hadn't been
taken out and tarrcd and feathcred and roll
ed in the SNOW he never would have known
how much his wife loved him. She was
three weeks scraping the tar oil.
We predict that in order to have a good
standing in the Democratic party for the
year 1875 man must have an anti-war
record, without which he will have no
chance for ollice.-Oaapa Reporter.
AAn Erie bull recently caught sight of
- Rice's elephant going to water and
4I&rged on him. The man who owned the
i3lHl said there was nothing worth saving
aSxcept the ring in the nose, and that was
Sadly bent.
Arthur Rychen, a young draughtsman,
who left Cincinnati for Buenos Ayres
South America, seven years ago with no
capital hut his professional knowledge and
Industrious habits, has acquired fortune
OF $4,000
Miss Bailey, who got ono of the dictionaries
at the spell at West Liberty, had promise
from her father that he would deed her a
$4,000 house and lot if she would win the
dictionary. And he made out the deed the
next Observation-Disclosures RepubticaI
Day, Williams, & Co., Kent Ohio, are
manufacturers of window glass, the annual
production of their works, which cover two
acres of ground, being 10000 boxes. They
employ 100 hands, and the monthly pay
roll amounts to $4,000.
a story is told Of two Vermont farmers
who are not Grangors. They induced their
wives to join and report before they would
commit themselves. Now when they will
they cannot; two black-balls greet every
application. Meanwhile, the wives go reg
ularly and triumphantly to every Grange
meeting, and the men stay at home and
tend the babies.
When lady slips on the sidewalk she
gracefully sits down and that's the end Of it.
A man, however, always tries to catch him
SELF on the other foot, drops all his bundles
and uses both his arms for balancing pole,
struggles desperately for about ten seconds
in vain endeavor TO recover his equiiibri-
um and finally goes sprawling like a coll
laPsed windmill; then he swears.
An exchange says: "Croup can be cured
in minute and the remedy is simply alum
and sugar. The way to accomplish the
deed is to take kniie, or crater, and shave
OF in small PARTICLES about teaspoonfull
OF alum, and mix il with twice its quantity
OF sugar 10 make il palatable. aud admin
lister il rs soon as possible Almost instan-
taneous relief will follow.