The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-10-28
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Will pay for the
DEMOCRAT year,
Take it and be happy.
Daylight is mighty short.
Tax-paying time increasetb.
Learn to shut the door now.
TIE ball season will soon open.
The election is still the topic.
Fat Your turkey for Thanksgiving.
The frosts have made a great change
in the foliage.
Horse racing at the Fair Grounds
next Saturday.
'Rah for mems rights! Tied-back
pantaloons are coming.
Thanksgiving day viii be the next
legal holiday.
Flies and spiders have Joined the
invisible host.
One the increase-the number of
our subscribers.
The election is over, and lying will
cease for the space of ninety days.
The new postal cards have been re-
ceiYed at the Eaton P. o.
Preble county farmers are losing
many hogs by cholera.
The Sheriff is getting his hands full
of executions. Too much money.
Knock-kneed girls should not wear
pin-back dresses.
A dog is still a dog be it ever so
homely..
For damrascality commend Us to
Wood county and the Radical party.
There has been no failure in Eaton
yet.
We win wear our old boots this
winter.
Ifthey wsnt to pull 'em back all the
men in the land can't stop 'ein.
Sheriff Townsend favors the infa-
ton policy, and is filling up the jail
rapidly.
It is claimed that it is not the cpl
zootic at all that the horses have, but
a mild form of influenza.
Large quantities of fine apples are
being brought to this market. Prices
are almost out ofreach.
AS tho cold weather approaches
people look around for the substan-
tials of life.
Silent contempt is, in our judg-
ment, the best way to treat black
guard enemies.
1t is rumored that the feminine hair
is to be again piled up in atower. We
fes! for the poor girls.
This has been a tip top fall for the
farmers to finish up their autumn
work and prepare for winter.
1t is said that the summer just end
ed has been five degrees cooler than
the average season for the last eighty
six years.
This is just the season to organize
those useful institutions known. as
lyceums, reading clubs, debating So
c%ieties, &c.
A young lady who had no time to
sew for the hospitals, spent three
weeks embroidering a blanket for her
poodle.
Our old 'liberal9 friend, Charley
Guild, was elected Justice of Camden,
at the late election, over Mr.. Rohrer,
by l04 votes.
Some of our exchanges say that
oysters are higher than last year.
That is strange; for they are contin-
ually going down in Eaton.
In taxing dogs now there is to be
no distinction %on'account Of valus-
ton, color or previous condition OF
servitude.
Tho epizootic is attacking all the
horses in this county. As long IS
Rndicalism rules this country we may
expect TO be sorely afflicted!
A few more of these snappy morn.
ings and no house-fy will car a cop
r whether the family he lives with
means to run in debt for their coal OIL
pay cash.
The granger sits in his easy chair
he looks like a pun'kin that's ripe, he
gazes about as a great millionaire, he
don't care a cuss for the seed in hi:
hair, and lie uses a cob for a pipe.
From bideous yells INDUCED in
o'nights-by our canine n~on-tax-pay-
ers, we would suppose they were
Jehfying over the result Of the late
election. They are still equal with
the bondholders.
You need not neglect your business
when troubled with a cough or cold
if you only use a reliable remedy al
once. DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup is the
best remedy we know of. Price only
% cents.
Weak doses of washboards are now
recommended by our physicians fol
ladies who complain of dyspepsia
Young men troubled in the same way
may be cured by a strong preparation
of sawdust.
Jos. G. HUFFMAN, Esq, u old Pre-
Bile county boy, was, at the late cleo
ton, reelected Prosecuting Attorne,
of Perry county by a majority of L,
AT r~unninr ohnad of his ticEaf Q