The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-10-14

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good vile AID The frst siep toward
securing wife Is he possession -
good wsailb
somebody says that single
swallow will deyour 8 900 aics day
10, ne don't believe il An elephant
could hardly absorb hat msuy At )
single swallow
- Baltimore servant girl the other
mstning tried that good old time hon,
orel plan ~ lighting the kitchen FIRE
wi,h kerosene Nothing has benzine
~ bsr since
"A Maine woman ate . gallon IF
oysters the other day for one hundred
dollars She cleared fifteen dollars
the funeral expenses amounting to
q ghiy FIVE dollars
"A - Louis dog goes about the
streets gathering cigar stunps, which
il carries home to bis master. II was
apoor editor who owned this specimen
Of eigareiiy.
"a pair Of stairs that ordinarily are
as solid as a rock will stradjle IN the
joints and crtak and crack together
with sll the feryor o. thunder clap
when one is attempting to climb them
uoiaelessly late at night
AN Irish lady. residing near the
corner Of Ninety Street aud Cen
trail Park, was very much Disguised
the other morning % fnd a pet goat
reclining at fall length on her break
fast table. She said she wanted no
more Of that sho.nanny.gin
When a man wants plug Of 10.
bacco the grocery three.fourlh. 81 a
mile % is only step, but il his wife
wants drink Of cool water from a
neighbours well opposite, by some
mysterious agency that well suddenly
becomes removed more than half a
mile away.
Said distinguished politician to
his son; Look at met | began as an
alderman, aud here am at the top 81
the tree; aud what is my reward
When die, my son will be the great
est rascal in the city To this the
young hopeful replied Yes, dad,
whom you die but not till then
A good point against the moderate
drinkers was made by a little girl Al
Saratoga Replying to question
why che refused the wine when il a.
passed round, that she didn't like it,
her iuterlocutor re ,oined that she should
take little for her stomach sake
amt dot no stomies ache, was the
emphatic and indignant answer
Il Manchester, England firm
which takes all its employees for a
days "Trip to the seaside during the
summer, decided last year to visit
Backpool Il is the general custom
Of the workers - have a dip 10 the sea
before beginning the usual amusement
Eh mon how dirty ye are said Ole
hale Lancashire lad to bic fellow bath
&C. Missed the trip last year. was the
aeonic rejoiner
sure. said Patrick rubbing Biz
mead with delight 81 the prospect Of j
present if5m his employer, | always
name to do my duty. | believe you
replied his employer aud therefore
shall make you present 81 al sou
have stolen from me during the year
,hank your honor, replied Pat; and
may all your friends and acquaintance
treat you as literally
he most perplexing thing 10 a
youths life is when his girl gets mad
and returns the numerous trinkcts til
BE- has bought her He hardly wants
10 sell them; be cant palm them Of
on his next choice ior new goods. with
any degree Of satisfaction or safety
they're probably things be can't wear
himself and he's lei, with them on III.
hands. aud 80 he can only stare q
them and count up how much they
cost
A very gen,eel appearing young
man, wearing Kid gloves aud carrying
1.-THE and flexible walking stick