, 1875-11-07

beneficial influence on the average conDuolan19
| OF tbs species generally. while IN ino4!iaaa'
! cases dependence will be PLACED on the ]naH-
ment Of female relatives duly retained to ionn,
| epce the victim or tho apparently os1nteres1et M
encomiums OF male friends ana f1sat. tne - .
! Company will also keep constantly IN etock Io5
emergencies number OF husoanos os ol a iuua Snr.
LOOKS and disposition. properly can ana our"
bercd, who eau be marrled Oh moments no.
tice, Where foreign article OF spouse II ue-
sired thoso men n1l be labelled Count or
.sBsrou." I'd occasion may demand, on payment
OF small extra premium. No goods guar
t antocd.
THAT MFBTERIoCB SUIT.
Although Mr. Charles Z. Hibbard about .
month aso recovered q Judgment for 953, 80o. ~
against John n. Mueller, yet he ls 80 oohRlng
collect On OF that nice little amount On the
contrary, bo yesterday allowed Mueller . year or
so mora at least in which to turn around before
be would be called on to pay. The Judgment
motion by Mueller to hive tho Judgment set
aside, Judge Gary ordered that Hubbard
shouEd agree to n trial Thursday, or that
the Judgment should be set aside on the defend
ant giving bond in the sum OF $1,000 to pay any
Judgment that might thereafter be made. Yes
1erday Hibbard elected to take a 5000 bond in
stead OF q $4,000 Judgment and the case
will therefore be placed Oh the docket,
the judgment having been vacated, to take it's
regular turn, that it will probably not be tried
give up good thing when he had it. But it
could not be that the plaintiff caae was too
''th:n to bear inspection.
THE PRUDENT FATHERS s1RATAGEM.
The father Of q beautiful, rich, and accom-
plished daughter Oh Wahpnnseh avenue has
long been tormented BY racking anxiety lest
his treasure and pr1de should be stolen from
him by d deaignlng lover unworthy OF her. He
has accordingly devised an effective plan for
discourag1ug admirers, and some nights last
5.c fnt H119nf a
has scared Oft as n1auy as four Young men inside
OF fifty minutes, " hen this lover comes
into the library, having oesought pri-
vate interview. the 9ise old man naln-
tains solemn silepce till he has murmured in
coherently, 'Your daughter -de7otion-hopec-
unworth1nese." Thon the old man suddenly
leaps up and presses the youth to his boaou.
cries +" knew she'd hook some one yeti told
the old woman WHEN Cerintha first come out,
says ,ce'int9a's only =, y nov, e.. and marx N!
1 thought 1l!ss Hobson was only, II last
ths hs''0' old mnn, n,a drawing ing h lis hand
YEARLY ACROSS his forehead; Il meant 13. Sew
enteen ? So she is; 30 she ia; II on the Esd Of
March. You see I'm an old man, and nv mem
orr amt go good as 1t used to be for dates;
Wall, and 20 you love her?' +" Love her I"
says the 1eassured victim; 20. sir, I worship,
! adore ''Hain't kuown her long, oh ?" says
the father nusinelv. But few days, an
"Ihat's good" he SAYS; that's govd- Germ
tha's good girl She's good girl.
'Fany one SAWS ahe amt I'll bust
him if It costs me thousand dollars. Yes, I
tell you she's good girl" Then thore is an
askWar sionce which Gordon breaks By mur-
muring awkwardly: PAY my attan.ions-crown
hopes ultlnately-not ln position" "Hot
no Z" says tho kiud old man; I'm fix that.
We'll have the wedding for this day week. You
are not 10 position to afford it? Never mird
that. I'll fo,t all the bills and furnish ahouse
If youlmarry her. No, doa't thank me-. like your
style, ard Cerintna II have you; I'll answor for
that. its all f1ed for this day weeR, aud the |
minute the ceremony's over, and you're married
TO her, I'll give you check for $4,000. Now, |
run OF and lell Cer1ntha," and be pushes the |
1azed young man out of the door. And thar |
1azed young man goes off with his brain III q |
ghirl and, instead Of flying to impart the |
glad tldinss to Ce1intha, he thinks it over,
sud resolves to sleep oa it. and takes his |
,7ercoat with an air OF mental uneasiuess, and |
goes hone muttering: Trunks he PLAYS me |
ior sucker does he? Marry her right of !
That's too thin. Only II. is she and she's |
,ood girl J? o, of course. set mo up IN business-
md hadn't seen me befors7 He can't fool your I
,ncle; bet your boots" Meanwhile the old |
nan smiles Serene amlle and sets hls trap for
he next suitor.