Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-10-07
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For aud About the Ladies.
The alligator who swallowed a corset is
dead. 1t stayed on his stomach and bust
ed him.
Joseph wore the first pull-back. Mrs.
Potiphar pulled it back.-New York
World
Cameo rings are now the fashionable
article Amcthysts have lost their popu'
larity and good price.
An American youth doesn't squander
much money for hair oil and shoe black
ing until after he falls in love.
If you are mgallant enough 10 chal-
icpgc woman's vote in Wyoming, she
gets her big brother to thrash you.
Miss Bessie Eaglestield, a young law
student of Tcrrc Hautc, has been admitted
to practice in the Circuit Court.
Lingard is still in trouble. His wife
persistently declares that she is his wife,
and she threatens to make a jury believe
it.
\ Wyoming woman on jury refused
to agree on verdict until boy could ride
three miles and bring her box of black
snuff.
A Brooklyn girl threw herself out Of
second story window to escape man.
But she was dreaming. Brooklyn girls
awake never try to escape.
4 Chinese woman at Portland, Oregon,
has Just taken the veil. 1t belonged to
some one else, 50 that she will be secluded
for the space of four years.
Brown, the mind-reader, fails seven times
out of ten to read woman's mind. The
reason is, that only three women out of
ten know their own mind.
\ Wyoming husband has given full con-
sent for his wife to run for Office, but he
didn't give it until after conflict which
broke every dish in the house.
Upon the death of her husband, st.
Louis woman dyed her Spitz dog black.
She had recently purchased very cle-
giant bonnet, and couldn't afford to go in
mourning herself.
Senator Sharon has still one unmarried
daughter, but since his late rash: resolve
to clear Ralston's record if it took every
cent he had, she has lost much of her good
looks and amiability.
The Christian World declares that ma
ternal love in woman is the most contract
ed of the social affections, is shared IN by
all the higher animals, and has no title i'll
itself to the name of virtue.
"A Wisconsin woman has just made ap
plication for divorce on the ground that
her husbend has been indulging in crook
ed KISSES" Crooked kisses! That's some
thing new. Beware of sinuous OSCILLATION.
While some of the most famous noun:
tain climbers in Switzerland are English
women, there is Miss Walker, of Brook
lvn, n Y, who vies with them. She has
assembled some of the most difficult of the
Alps.
The female lawyer in Chicago is gain
ing successful practice, and appears in
the various courts with case Of manner and
confidence, and with an ability decidedly
above the average lawyer. Sc is ready in
debate, and is meyer taken by surprise.
Mrs. Mills was asked the other day
how she managed to get along SO nicely
with Mr.. Mills, and frankly replied:
"Oh, feed Linn well. When woman
marries, her happiness for little while
depends upon the state of her husbands
heart; after that its pretty much according
to the state of his stomach"
A Detroit man who wanted wife "right
away" got one by advertising. Two days
after tAc wedding ceremony he Was OBJ
served to be walking fright away" from
his home, and the neighbors who saw him
say that his left ear was set back two in
ches, and that he had no hair to speak of
on the top OF his head.
Miss Annie Ralston, handsome and
accomplished young lady of Independence
Mo, ran away with and married one of
the James Boys few days ago. She was
educated at Independence College, and is
quite belle wherever known The James
boys, it Will be remembered, have for
years followed criminal career of the
most atrocious character.
What ia the sun.