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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1875-02-06

Il is singular that the mas
who borrows 9 paper s always
the man to find tho most fault
with its contents. Rome Ser
tinel.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1875-02-06

When q man is in the wrong
and owns it, he admits that he
is wiser to-day than yesterday.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1875-02-06

=
A young man who has ar
rived at that period of ap-
proach to maturity when dill
gent experimenting with a
case-knife is occasionally re-
warded with a surface indica-
ton Of beard, asks for advice
to aid him in the choice of a
career. We can give no better
advice than this: IF you
want to die the miserable death
Of a rich and useless man, pan
der the pomps, vanities and
passions Of your fellow-men
if you desire to pass through
life as poor as the shin bone Of
Jobs turkey, or the northeast
corner of a frozen Johnny
cake, endeavor to minister to
the intellectual and moral
wants Of the world; if you
think it would be glorious to
be q martyr on the red hot
|gridiron of labor, perplexity
and limited compensation,
graduate in the school Of jour
nalism- any first-class fool can
be an editor-but if you desire
the golden mean Of moderate
prosperity and undisturbed
tranquility, apprentice your.
self to a blacksmith or a wood
sawyer, and stick to either
calling to the end of your DAYS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

they must manufacture the hoop iron
now, a h comes N demand before har-
vest, and Il they DO moi sell y before haf-
vest they lose that part Of their trade
for the year, So the pressure came in
unusually strong on them, and when
they yielded, Of course the combination
was PARTIAL broken. Still don't think
they would have yielded had there been Q
surety Of success. "
sand was there no suretyF
swell, under the circumstances, it
didn't seem so. You see, the combination
wasn't general enough. The Pittsburgh
manufacturers were left to fight the battle
alone, and that, Of course, rather bore
them down. For instance, there was
Wheeling working away, and sending her
products to our very doors, You can go
along Wood street to-day, among the
hardware men, and you will find nails
there which have been brought from
Wheeling. The hardware dealers must
have the nails, and 30 Wheeling was
actually supplyingOur local trade. And
that is a fair sample OfhoW it worked all
around. The manufacturer Combina-
ton wasn't sweeping enough, Still, the
price is too high, and the manufacturers
cannot afford to payit, They have only
resumed to save the trade to Pittsburgh"
Other manufacturers, who convorsed
upon the subject, gave in substance the
same story Of the resumption,
Among the puddlsrs, there was gen
Cral feeling OF pleasure that the lockout
had been ended, but there was no paFtic-
ular demonstrativo exultation. The men
naturally rejoiccd over their success, but
were not disposed to be Extensively jubi-
liant. One Of the leaders said that they
were fully prepared to stand out much
longer. Their union was strong, they re-
coiycd every encouragement from abroad,
and they were rs firm on Tuesday even.
ing, before any symptoms Of giving way
on the other side had been manifested, rs
they had been on the first day they went
out. Nevertheless they were glad the
trouble was over and were ready for
work.
So the "Iong strike" Of nearly five
months comes to an end,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

THIRTEEN railroads in Illinois are in
the hands Of receivers, embracing 2,9S7
miles Of road, the total Indebtedness Of
which Is about SGi,436,09l, or nearly
$4,000 mile. This Is the result OF one
year OF grange legislation; and it may be
added that these same roads owe the State
Sl2l,5H for taxes, which they are not
able to pay, besides about ten times as
much to counties, cities and municipali-
ties. At this rate the people have Gun
ningly chiseled themselves out Of about
Sl4,OOO,OOO in taxcs-for they will have
to make up the amount which these rail
roads ire unable to pay-besides bank.
rupting about half tho railroads in ILL
nOis. ....
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
MARRIED.

COWDEN = KIAlMONs.--on Thursday, April
49, 1875 at tho residence Of the brides father, luar
Dallas W, Va, W, J. W. COwDEN, Of Wheeling,
and SALLIR, daughlcrOl A, II. RlmmOnS. NocardS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

al DoN'r care much About The baes,n
said NYarmley, to The head Of a gehteel
boarding house, "but The fact ID madam;
] haven't the blood to spare; y6h see TINT
yourselLc lf5 ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

A NEW idea has entered the brain oil
reformcrs in Massachusetts, and this time
1t has been Endorsed by eminent author
ity before being made public. In the an
nual report Of the State Board Of Health
Of that ancient and honorable Common.
wealth an argument is made in favor oil
depriving drunkards Of their civil rights
That is not the worst OF IL, Ono appear.
ance in public in nm intoxicated condition
is to be held sufficient to prove habitual
drunkenness and sufficient to deprive u
man Of his vote for six months. The ar.
gument is that man who will lie in tho
gutter drunk is regardless Of shame, cares
nothing for civil rights, and therefore
should not be allowed to enjoy lis privi'
leges. Nor isthis Ilsworst Of it. Test.
imony in regard to private drunkenness
is also to be received and 'Ncted upon,
The theory ia we'll enough, but what does
al habitual or even M occasional, drunk
ard care about ,llis right to yote2 The
majority ofeithpr cIass would barter Il for
single drink; consequently, the idea Of
securing temperance through disfran-
chlsmahtis not ut all practical
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

THERE will be no more State elections
till August, when Kentucky will have u
one-sided contest, In September Maine
will give the country something import
ant, and the elections in California, Colo
RADIO, New Mexico and Wyoming will all
he regarded with more or less interest,
Oregon, Indiana, Nebraska and West Yir'
ginia have no elections this year. In oc'
tobCr, Ohio and Iowa will test the popular
pulse-the latter by clccting Governor
In November there will DO several cleo
tions OF note to wind up the political year
preceding the Presidential.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
FRUIT TREES, sHRUBBERY, &c.

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vi,',ni ~, ~. 1870 III MI w.
So.s .iI W. w." U o .nS loI ~ Coplcio nI
Th RT won,. T w." SuaS oI many eaI 4,
liz g!nyin, X WIZ XXI tpmii ,s au W. n,W1I
!" " nu ',nt IT, NY 1,' L "
Sp,. IT u"'It " VI h, s
n ,nI y, ~ a1 ncm ,''ec,' Tlvh NV
aJon,,sl w III NiIo1 ' NY ~. a o lo We,
III" Li"hn, I'M ~ On,,,S n',j H So"i " !,
M III Ia,I :" liz y guy uAlLen u
n'"r" hnr,, S'' WT Ino ,InH 70 'o pIhe
laluiu naIlIL hvalIn w inan eal pNipy ~
growm on TslI i0w o. noliGIl Ains ana double lug
~ LI " " Nv. ~, ,,,u " ,U suIu s IoMtn ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
Tic NIgns Of Health.

Health invariably declares Itself visible by signs
A person with asallOw, hassard yIage and attennat
edramo may declare that hsis "In perfect health,
hut II he does don't believe him, for he Is not.
His looks belle him, and his asservatIOu Is mgru
to bG thOughtunWell. a fresh complexion, clear
OyO happy expression, and al absence Of leanneSs,
indicate that their posAs1F enjoys ROOl digestion,
sound sleep and Vigorous circulation, three Gssen
tlals0f wealth which arc fortunately not beyond
the reach Of inyalids. The SuTgst medium for their
attalnmeutiS Il0stteF's stomach BltterS, which by
purifying the blood Danish SallOWnGss, and by pro-
InOtilg perfect digestion and sound sleep, keep the
body we'll nOuriAhOd and lmpart To the face tho
placid expression indicative " aClcaF and uDwear-
ID nlnd Tho Bltters are fur moro conducive To
good looks than any COslnetlO that ever humbugOd
tho Crc'lulOus. .. eOlAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
A Chancs for ! desirable Young

- NAeAAAgN W. Z ANgAAEAgAN "W1Hh
a Lady, :
The following advsrti4eRent appears
in lasssunday's ilape Of he Chicago ri,
buRts = M II
l want good wife. She must be at
tractiye, but not beauty; Of respecta-
bic family, and refined by home influences,
She must BE- we'll educated, Of an amiable
disposition, modest, and pure in thought
and action. She must be young and have
musical culture. I'D 3
/ am bachelor of 81 years of age, Of
good character, in good health, doing u
good business, and am able 70 support .
prudent wife. Ny family is unexception-
able, and my personal appearance by no
means repulsive. ] am Of an aiEeCtiOnate
disposition, and fond Of domestic life, but
as there is no lady know towards whom
| am especially attracted, / take this
method Of enlarging my acquaintance.
As this advertisement published in per-
feet good faith, It is worthy Of a oOnfdsn-
tial and candid reply. Any respectable
person, knowing such lady ~ / have dc.
scribed, may do mutual favor by bring
ing US together. Address y 20, Tribune
office, ..l.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

A PLAIN Wisconsin man, mortified d
hearing his wife calculate, "Thats the
kind Of a clotheS.pin | am" went out to
attempt suicide.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
THE pITTSBURGII LOCKOUT.
How II came to an End..IICSuIIIID-
IlOn Of the Mills nj $3.50 for pIIII.
tIIimg..NVheeIing Nails In PitIS-
RksSs,.Sha

lion Of the MiIIS nj $3.50 Tor DIlIts
IIing..VVheeling Nails In I'itIA-
burgh.
From the Pittsburgh Gazette Of yesterday.
Tho strike Of the puddlers is over and
they have gained the point for which they
stood out so long. Yesterday the extern
sive mill Of Painter Il Sons resumed
work nj $3.50 per ton, and last night the
fires in tile boiling furnaces Of Jones &
Laughlins and Chess, Smythe 4 Co. were
started. The puddlOrs on the South
Side were highly clatcd last night at the
turn affairs had taken and manifested no
disposition to restrain n proper display
OF their jubiant feelings. It is said that
Lindsay 4 McCutcheon's mill, in ALE.
gheny, will resume work to-day and II Is
altogether likely that large number Of
others will do The same. Lewis, Oliver
& Phillips establishment, in the Ninth
ward, Allegheny, also lighted their fur
naces lust evening aud will doubtless he
III full blast to-day.
The Iron Association met yesterday ut
their rooms on Fourth avenue and adopt.
cd the following:
WHEREAS, In December last tho Iron
Manufacturers Of Pittsburgh and vicinity
made demand upon their boilers for il
reduction IN the price Of boiling to s. 90
per ton on n &c card, and 81 30 per ton on
70 5.l0c card, until such time as tile
price Of manufactured iron should adj
vance to over II 30 card, when the old
scale should be restored, which demand
was rejected by the boilers and strike
cnsued, which Inns continued to the pres.
ent time, and
WHEREAS, Tho reasons given by the
manufacturers for making such demand
was their inability to pay anything more
on the price Of Iron than was current at
ihat time, without entailing loss upon
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TIE iMMhDlNrE CAUSE
A reporter OF the CIdseile yesterday nj
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
MANHOOD RESTORED.

A victim Of youthful mprlldenOc, causing pre-
mature decay, nervous debility, 0tc, having tried
In Vain every known remedy has found n simple
Cli-Curp, which he will send rcr IN his fellow Nlil.
erers Address J. II. REEVES, Is Nassau street,
New York, lkIN bi6J. ap7
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
FRIDAY, APRIL Is, 1873.

The Washington Bulletin prints fac
simile Of the signature OF Mr.. New, the re-
Gently appointed United States Treasurer
and remarks that ct looks like u comb
nation OF tea-chcst hieroglyphics struck
by lightning and twisted into intermin
Cling and confused circles, braided to
gcther and twisted up like the ringlets o.
a curly-headed school girl who has sue
ceeded in accomplishing an incompatible
friz.p
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
ASanarc Issue.

From the New York shn.l 7'' 'JhNlAl y
There Is a square issue Of perjury
Joined In Brooklyn now, and other crimes
than adultery, crimes In essence really
more odious than that, are awaiting tho
decision. Two lAymen, and woman Of
social position, and a renowned clergy.
man, whose good name IL priceless to him
and unspeakably dear to many thousands
OF the people, are confronting each other
with the terrible charge perjury. Can
either side afford to spare the testimony
Of Mr. Bowen. under such circumstanceAf
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

Tho ClIlld'SCllrO when tCelhlng rOllCVO lniam'
nation Of the Gums, ~ Allay unOaSlnGSs, " quiet
COliu Pains, to promote Sleep, l0rllrg summer Com
pltnt. This We consider DlG Of tho most valuable
pmUllGs to 10 kept III the family WllGn tho chill
dreIl ARE cutting their tcth. We arr selling thou
Nnls Of bottles, and have to ltar tho nrst person
say II Is not all wCrCc0mmCnd II 10 liz. 10.
NOTIFIES, have you q Airkly, ieSihing BABE thai
TURNS ih0 HOURS Of NIGHT when yOn NJ long fOI
TUst) Into one LONd, WEARY DAYflNR VI wORRI.
NEST and CARRS -Crg-Cry-hll dry aud all
night lOng2 II yutl have, Iiail 10 reason In con,
WINGED, hfSiide uO hHger-a PRW dUpS Of INPAN1
CORDIAL and your chhi Will he PACIPtRD, and
SWEET, REPRESIIlNO sLHEP will take the plnCe O
wARRPUL SrPPERING. Procure At Oncg q bottle
Soil by oil DTuggllIs and .....
lAUGlltlN bros. 4 CO., proprictoN,
Wheeling, ". Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16
- HI Ell MS
PATENT
FEATHER RENOVATOR!

The undersigned would respectfully announce to
tho citizens Of Wheeling and vicinity that having
Introduced his Improved Feather RenOvatOr into
this place, he Is nov prepared to
CLEANSE AND PURIFY FEATHERS
In the most GlGCtuAl manner Ny q pressure Of
steam and tho way It Is applied, together with tho
facilities for Ventilatlng and drying which We have
invented, We claim to more eirtIually and In less
tlmO ronOTate feathers than by any process ever
Offered the pnbliC, Our process not only ClGlnSN
old feathers from all impurities they IInblba by
constant use, but increases their bulk nearly one
half, making lhGm light and lively, clean and
healthy, and also removes the dlagroCible odOr 50
common 10 new feathers, and destroys all moths
and worms and tho liability thereto.
For further particulars and prizes see small bills,
which will soon bo In circulation, Satisfaction
guaranteed or no charge will 10 made Parties de-
Srng 10 examine tho process nEu Invited to call at
our place Of business,
Whore the patentec, or bis General Agent, will bc
found, who will take pleasure 10 showing how thu
work Is done Send In yonr Orles, and como and
Hcc the process yourselves, at No 10 Tenth street,
under Grant 1lOusO,
M. STATE and CIiRiy Righb for Sale, Including
MdchiRS ], 4, SHELDON, PatentOO,
EDFlnunOlI MnHa
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-04-16

90 cases Concentrated Lye
100 Matches.
barrels Harptts Snufs.
% boxes CARROTS Packs
1000 pounds Dutch MaldCr prim
800 Indigo Spanish Float,
- barrels Chip IOgWoOl
% Chip TlstiC,
% pounds ChlOrofOrm.
% Bromide Potassium.
q CllOmel.
% lOllle Potash.
IO Fluid Extracts, Tfldcn'E
$50 bottles sugar Coated Fills.
70 dozen ElixOn.
Al LAUGlILlN BROS. 4 co.'s.
p dozen BAKERS Cod Liver OIL.
~ Halls Lung RalNlm.
% JaynG's ExpCClorant.
% Ayers Cherry PcCtO1l.
Ivy EssenCcs- Cinnamon, &c.
900 BateInan DROPS.
90 UOdfrpy's Cordial
lOO Essence jamaica Ginger.
AT LAUGlll.lN BROS. 4 CO.'S
9,@O pounds Grain PcppCr-sIngnpOp
200 Allsplce
gu acknowledgements
HV9 Cream Tartar, pure and choice.
~ Mustard, ia cans and IN bulk.
DUu Ground Ginger, ERst India 4 Jamaica
S91 osGelatine, Arrow Rost, ISploCa and sagO
oc29 AtLAUGIIIiIN BROS. 4 co.'s.
100 ounces QuInlnc, Powers 4 Weightmnn's.
% sulphate MOrphla.
90 Nitrate Silver,
80 stryChnla.
For alc at LAUGHLIN BROS. 4 CO.'S.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1875-06-15
Nasfdnoif6e 2suaof6an.

Oeterreid Sat, wie Der telegraph
bereits beridtete, feline Winiitereriis absrs
itanben. Sn 9ra; wuroen bic am llnius
sssen Don alfonio meiitbetbeiIisten Sus
benten reIesirt uno bic ituSentii9sn
@ereine ssi@IOHen. Die Gntbsbuns bes
Stubtbalters itebt in Musiidt unb benz
Steiermdrtiiden 9aabtas 1T bic auHOiuns
anseorobt, wsnn cine auf Don Mlfonio Be-
,isIide OppOiition einsebra9t wirb.
Sn llusaru WurSe am "a. Mai bic Seis
fion oes 9tsidstases sei4loiien. Die
EbronreSe erwdbnt bic unslnitiseu 8erbaIts
miiIe, bic bic 9Oiuus Der iinan,ieIlen Grasen
In ben gerSersrunb brdnsten uno in GoIse
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1875-06-15
AuyuS aus ben ttlssrapb. grysf9sa.
Oeuti9 d la II b.

Berlin, 8. SUM-. Die Yorunterlu9s
uns sesen Wieiinser, luel4er Dor &ursem
aus dbuli4en @rinOen wie in gslsisn Der
&siielfider Oa@esne uerbaitst murSs, Der
aber, wie iid ieitber berausseiteut bat, ben
3wsd psrioIste, pon bOdseitsutsn tatboIis
i&en @eihIiaen, bic er in isia Gomplot su
perpideln iu&te, geIS su srpreien, III ses
i4IOiien unb Der gnsetlaste benz grimis
nalseri3t iiberant,pOrtst wsrSen.
Berlin, 8. Sum. Sisfse slmeritaner
baben Carl Sdurs su Gbren aui beute
@bens Elm Santet uerantaItet, gu wsldsm
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1875-06-15
greise der Anzeisen.
Ssssn 3sa ssr epalts per
- :, 8 6@rndte.....................$7. zoo
% ....................$ 400
Socaf- q otiien.

'''''--'''--'
Scat Ioti,en.
Inter 9eilen Srsrer rsreen ni@t aassncmmen. Sfs
isss Belle Srepier ser ssrsn aum sas t. NAL 10 geaS
bic ndtAeu Didlt Gents.
Seiratts. uns lUsssan;sissn nit spruS $3.50 sbss
Sprub 500.
Gusrdrtiss anssissn maTsa ssrausss,atlt psrstn.
Insstssn fir gteniss, ert.risn @idsfYss c ale ben
@ste Ter tats SirSe awissr, Hnssn tsins auinasms.
Mae anSeisen ienoe man Ipdtsitens
2Hontas 2Norsen Elm.
So6 s4r6eiten aGer Art prompt unS 6iais
.ausgefi6rt.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-06-17
PUBLIC REPQR I
POLICE M AN .

have not enjoyed good health for several
years past, yet have not allowed it to interfere
with my labor. Every one belonging to tho
nboring class knows the inconvenience of be-
ing obliged to labor when the body, from de-
biiity, almost refuses to perform its daily task.
l never was q believer in dosing with medi-
cines; but having heard the Vegetne spoken
0: so highly, was determined to try it, and
shall never regret that determination. AS a
tonic (Which every one needs at some time) it
surpas>es anything ever heard Of 1t in
vigorates the whole system, it is a great
cleanser and purifier of the blood. There are
many of ny acquaintances who have taken it.
and all unite in praise of its satisfactory ef
feet.
Especially among the aged class of people,
it in,parts to them the one thing ost needful
in old age-nights Of calm, sweet reposc,
thereby siren gthening the mind as we'll as the
b,dy. One aged lady, who has been suffering
through life from scro:uia, and has been blind
:ron its effects, having tried many remedies
with no favorable result, was induced by
friends to try the Vegetne. After taking
few bottles, she obtained such great reliefth
she expressed n wish for her sight, that she
might be able to Look upon the man who had
cent her such blessing.
Yours respectfully
0. P. H. HODGE, Police Officer, Station S.
BosTcS, Mass, May 9, 1871.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-06-17
HEARTFELT PRAYER.
ST. PAUL, Aug, q, 1864.

H. r. STEVENS, ESQ.
Dear Sir:--I should be wanting in gratitude
ii failed to acknowledge what the Vcgetine
has done FOR me. / was attacked about eleven
months since with Bronchitis, which settled
into Consumption. I had night sweats and
fever chil!s; was distressed tor breath, and
frequently spit blood: was all emacated, very
weak, and SO low that my friends thought my
case hopeless.
Twas advised to make q trial Of the Vege.
tine, which, under the providence Of God,
has cured me. That he may bless the use Of
that his divine grace may attend you, is the
heartfelt prayer Of youe admiring, humble
servant,
BENJAMIN PETTINGILL,
P. S.-Mine is but one among the many
cures your medicine has effected in this place.
II
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-06-17

The County has no Official Paper.
FAcETI.E.


A strong minded woman will always be
speaker Of the house. 3G
Before taking liberties with a strange
dog, observe his tail and wait for the
wagon. <..r. r.. .~...
A Rockport man dreamed recently
that his aunt was dead, and the dream
proved true. He tried the same game on
his mother in-law, but it didn't work
worth y cent.
An experienced teacher says that it is
impossible for Sunday school scholar,
with boil, to satisfactorily fasten mind
down even upon the simplest exposition
Of the scheme of salvation.
\ minister who came to church during
a sudden shower requested another to
preach for HIM, as lie was very wet. NO."
said the other, preach yourself; you will
be dry enough in the pulpit.
A spread eagle orator wanted the wings
of bird to fly to every village and ham
let on the broad land, but he wiltcd when
a naughty boy i'll the crowd sang out:
You'd be shot for goose before you'd
flied mile"
When an Arkansas judge asccnds the
bench the first thing he does is to feel un-
der the desk for the whiskey bottle, and if
the tipstaf has forgotten to have 1t filled,
legal proceedings that day don't amount
to much
"Do you keep Goldsmiths Greccc"'
was asked of the clerk in a store in which
books and various other miscellaneous
articles were sold No." said the clerk,
retlectively, I'VE haven't Goldsmith's
Greece, but we Lave some splendid hal,
OIL"
When Chicago woman answered the
<loor-bell and was informed that her hus-
band was drowned, she sank down and
whispered: And the bill for $50 worth
Of false hair is to come up at four O'Clock
ooh -hooh!"
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-06-17
Errors of Youth.

gentleman who suffered for years from
Nervous Debility. Premature Decay, and. al
the effects of youthful indiscretion will, for
the sake of suffering humanity, send free to
all who need it, the receipt.and directions for
making the simple remedy by which he was
cured. Sufferers wishing to l'aotit by the
advertise, 8 experience can do SO by address
ing in perfect confidence, Is RE
JOHN 3. O.iDEN, Al Cedar St. Ny
81 R37-6m.