The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1875-12-15
II Cox.

Why is a dfhhkara Ike o''
politieian2 Because he is always
boxing his nose into measures th0'
spoil the constitution ~
-sassafras teothpicks are in favor
with those parties who have rease s'
TO disguise the qnalityo t telf, +
breath. - [
-"Dons lose sigbtsof your over :,
coat sys the Pittsburg CONNER,
ciaI, Qbpo danger wish We ieoala
get a sightof it. .,, :. e.. e
-"ThcspFisoner at the .'lla t,!s sq 1rs
to bave.a very smooth face said q
spectator to, a jailQr-y,' @ = 81, s22id Z
the j6ilorJ she was ifohed Just bcf6fefi
he was brought In" a-a-
--ghgy have fOundi . ipot4taed h
Mormon III Utah, and from the mum !
Der Of aeatsgitp4he 7lead sHfenttyE
madesmith ii poker 1and'hatiro'rs 1t as'Ii
Judged that he had, at least thirty
three viilysnri, s'.ooT' 5ga III.
An Iowa editor has been shot
for sbeakinig Ola mann as d ~"viol
wretcb.gs Served lrimt right'f Thg.I
d;ctionsrv mpst be upheld if all the
editors in the country have to be
laid out. -. crcr n a<,,a,
"A NebHasks doctor futpish q u <,
scalped soldisr,sfth a piece Of b baaa-
10 hidg:saf1 pald ls. a.3 s gs Is gaaa :,
new. The~eallx.s trouble with The
hair is that it sheds twice every
year.ftk9a}i <-< i>th2stI2l
-sE.Nf.wrv, father wants; he o Bog
row sbiRapsper. / Hal ahsslhs only
wants to read, it, :. .;Wel.r go BACK
and ask your father e. send me his
sapg ?. Es-1 fff4' J |I'a,1f S'ylITFfsas T
-ePoof feilow3l1ethad gecadeal
in him." was the sorroWing remark
of q Mjssssi,piI editor oyef !, the ! e BODY
of q subseriber shot in a gitl'mil =
The coroner's inquest verified the
assertion. M qNT~Ffg 1gI
1t is important to know the diff;
gereESeasRiBset MI Mushrooms 1sahd
toadstogs, but it + fa 7 yy7YsYEs T. i aapd
out, and authorities differ. The only
sure.tsa. .eafp1aa. Dy2G Ike
it is a mushroom : Ngon die, it is,s
toadstool! IEFHA .TlLG I0o:ia q,
'o''>" a4II.f has T9g0, ,n'EQL..tsI
One ofthe late. zaphyrs in Min
ncsota is reported IL have Blown tw'
sheeghrto tshha.tsp>ofa tree re-. org mil
away from their'gfazingsplacea aIh'
stPftA$IggoSAkiihA Sf 6 q Ypiq,
enough to hold on to the ! g. grass 81; Wit
their Is$s@Yp o gr
"A WISCONSIN editor Illustrate
the .@atallngl estfasagahces afsttl
present dayJ,isl calling la,tehtlan i
the costly baby carriage siiHq use no"
whiIsa whep he wq,s- = TAappy tlle. bay
81 hkfr6SS 49, fTdnnd by&tfle ThaF Of III
hcaEAU0 HEVIo G,sgI
at will certainly, g4orteh Sogylj
HarIy.ahyad Aaidhslito smoke !
much" 81 DON. tx know that T. 1rsplie
the ,seat,s,q ill., q, = tltfeye,sa ! my Faith faIAh,
rv1hSoSsfag1 e3ay hisq5aa aRsssl
now ,SamfsvsFaall,y.Y4a fEF IF IF aggs.. I
"weil,5 was $ the reply, of he hadl
sno55sa4 sg} RIFT H A1Vs 21Y9qaPf II'sp
-IIfe used to sfatnp his feet up
little boots-a and limp painfully to h
residence every Saturday ovenir
but the morningsaft& his. maria
he went into a slloefnskst Shop, dr.
q chalk mark saroun,p his foot q
about an aiH hRchS distant from i IN &c
sides and at Che heel and toe, and
dcred the proprittof Is, put him "
pairdf b6bts after hatTattefri. y
An ancientdarkey called at
polie& aation tlsother day, and
formsaithe- csptsan that AZ. efellei !
borrowed Ills watch. and gone ri
Off to Canalsn and he wanted ants !,
knoylwlgAtcoultltBe done abols,t
"Noslfng' replied the captain. "a 4
he can't Sc fetched fbackT' .s5 "a
"Wen, dere's oHedtliing zsartin' s
the loser as he went out, "dat wa
DON'T rua'z. over fifteen minutes
wonce, onless he hires q beyto sh
it up ,x,-.,,,, ,,,.,.
Hayes qEls the Other lhasf
that Mr.. Alansoa- BondleY,, step
out uf;sg hQassi6d tszaa
mind, singing softly, to himself:
haa,I thes wings aof az doSe1 9
awny Hon IT Itlst-fheh TIE il
Girl threw the bedroom carpet ,oy
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