, 1875-08-22

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Grey! Poor Dizzy is going into decline.
4 class Of twenty-five Mormon girls is study
ing medicine Now if an enterprieing young
man will study MoImondom and embrace these
opportunities, Ho shall see how the population
will increase WHOM there are no bills for medical
attendance to check it.
The play Of 'Money" always begins when
man reaches the second stage OF his experience
which is commonly understood to be matrirnonT.
Money makes the mare 60; and the womhn, too.
The happy bridegroom suIrenders his money
and his life together. Sic transit pecunia-
Writing of Col. Baker, the English officer con-
victed Of assault upon q lady, the 1'7buns OF
Minneapolis remarks: "a momentary ind1s-
cretiou ruined his reputation md his prospects
for life" ''Momentary indiscretion" is rather
mild wxy Of putting it. That. is Bill Kings
paper.
4 tramp called at house in Norwich, Conn.,
the other day. and. after being fed, asked II the
man of the house wa. At home. "No," replied
sbe WHO had served him, "bur I'll let you know
mighty quick that the woman OF the house is at
home;" and, taking down an old sword. abe
started for him, but be escaped
The Rev. DR.. Tiffany, OF the Trinity Methodist
Church. having been called East by the serious
illness Of Mr. Tiany's sister, the Rev. Dr. Henry
~ Warren, Of Brooklyn, will occupy his pulpit
TODAY, DR.. Warren il one OF the Oldest and
most distinguished Of tbs Methodist clergy OF
thus country
She il young.
She is fAt.
With weed In her month
And weed in her L2k.
What's her nane7 Who il sbe, anyhow
! This poetical description by Saratoga CORE
gpondeut is meagre and unsatisfactory. Honest
| and unsuspecting men would like to know who
| the weedy female is, whence she comes. and
| whittier she goes. Mark her y dangerous"
queer civil funeral, that Of Cloris Ponton-
/! nel the little son of wine merchant, took place
| in Paris the other day. Two persons carried the
coffin and about twenty persons followed At
the grave the boys father delivered the follow
ing address: 'sAdieu my son. adieu. citizen.
for you were citizen OF the future-not bap-
| tzedi Nov, thou hast returned to nothingnees,
| for there is no soul. Become manure; there is
need OF it for good vine"
Another wealthy man, Mr.. Hillard Carpenter,
OF Evansville Ind, is going to bestoW An i'm
meuse fortune uron new college. He has it
written down in bis will. The college is to be
| for the homeless aud friendless, and tuition
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direction, and, il means are furnished to carry it
our great want in the West viii be supplied.
But it will probably come to nothing. Every
student it receives may be drawn from better
| institution.
Miss Marie E. McLane, OF No. 877 Michigan
! avenue left this city on Thursday evening in
company with her cousin, Miss Donnel'y, tor an
extended vieit in Rochester, n T., and vicinity.
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dinner-party to number Of her former school,
mates, including Misses Carrie and Rose Morris,
Miss Carrie Fletcher, Miss Lu Wxshburn, Miss
Ellis Hancock, and Miss Mills OF Sterling. 4
liberal lunch-baslet and several handsome
bouquets we're furnished by the gentlemen to
cheer the young ladies' On the way.
Various American newspapers have under
! taken to sag what would have happened to Col.
Baker il he had been an American and had put
al Ame1ican lady in danger of her lie ng at
tempting an outrage upon her. One ssys that
he would hare been lyrched on the spot; anoth-
er that he would have had his salary raised; and
third that ne would have received punish
ment az severe through the courts as the real
Cox Baker did in England. There is still anoth-
or Judgment which may be more correct than
any of thess. An American who should do as
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heavier fine and no Imprisonment all. is it not
characteristic Of American justice to compound
all crimes, except murder, THEFT and actual bod
ily injury, for money7
The announcement OF Mrs. Lincolns partial
restoratun to health will be received with pleas
ure by everybody. Il correspondent OF the Pos'
and Mail who has been visiting in St. Charles,
sends the glad news Mrs. Lincoln ia now well
enough to visit her sister, Mira Edwards. in
Springfield, and she will probably not return tc
Bellevue Place It all, as aona feeling is mani
Tested by her friends. who were opposed to bel
incarceration. Mrs. Lincoln visited fortune
teller in St. Charles year OF two ago. Shs gave
IN assumed name, and the clairvoyant immedi.
J ately pronounced her to be "Ahraham Lincoln'l
room. The fortune-teller and Nrs~ Lincoln hae
never met before. After that time, they contin
ned fast friends.
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
! Palmer House-H. a. Coleman, Boston; q. Y
Burroughs, Massachusetts Thomas 3 Ware, Lafay
ette George S. Rice' New York: E: Eze1n, Boston
a.: % Theodore Fit ceok, oneid.: Y: J. whaling
Asaa Asa; 1;t':a,Sss Sss,Ss r. a'ss j.!
's:sy sss Francisco: ,'1s sued.s:s ssS
U1ea: q WE y. lyman. st. Louis; Charles Col.h.n
81. zs e; fs
, sdsinhia = b. Berthsl, New York; 4. D. Hunt
Louissills !. y. Hays, Lat1yetts r. 9: cL1r7s Z
!. New York; Alfred shaldon' oreg9a gfaa;,,,., =
3.w YORK: ars. william W1,.hi1e Cincinnati; 2.
: sanger, clsveland: Solomon Tuscf, Nov Tork 70 =
J. ". Knor, Pittsburg: " @. Swan S,' raa! a.!
Gas, Boston; + ch.mbeIl.tn,> clsyeland;..
8heMan Heu.e-W f. set114 9 4,,<+,C: celeraao 9ns.o,
f. Lyon. jorsey City J. L g. Rice, Boston A. Heck
nsau, Philadephta; .. =: stswart, CINCINNATI y
= Kennard, Omaha: 9. II. VcEheck, Boston ". y
Heux-W. v. Wsze, Colorado; T. Y. Burdef De
catur; J. A. Bentley, sheboysan; ]. D. tt'Ss. 5os
ton E. D. Psnniater, Baltimore; Huk1e Cosoyu
, | FneI.nd: 4. P. c. Bonss Cincinnati; ". z. Lyon
NeT HAvan E. s. Nay. ksw York: J. a. Rtest Van
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