The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1875-05-15
WaifsW Altered.
BADLY sALTED-The losing horses 8
Epson.

all over the Eastern and Western States.
HUGH MILLER dug up his scientific
facts when working with crowhar.
WHAT is That which, by losing an eve,
has only nose left? A noise.
The proudest man at this season-The
naughty culturist.
New BEDFORD has but one whaler
left-a schoolmaster.
WHETHER q bird in the hands is
worth two in the bush depends upon
the nature of the bird
The New York Mail has somehow as
certained that 14,272 Centennial ora
tors are now In course of preparation
DANIEL WEBsrER's large and valuable
miscellaneous library is soon to be sold
at auction III Boston. ~.
koHINooR on the breast of the Sultan,
and the black diamond (coaD in the
mine; which is the most valuable?
IL all probability no man has render
ed more signal service to the country
than Gen. A. J. Meyer Boston Adrer-
tiSer.
MYsTERIoUs-Our-L Little johnny
heard some one crying in there, and it
was not ma nor the doctor. Sissy
s. May be it was the kitten. . s
CHEAP TRANsPoRTATIoN-A young
man travelled from Galveston, Texas to
Worcester, Mass, on a travelling capital
of sixty-tive cents and Bible.
MODELLING in clay is now taught in the
Art School of the Maryland Institute.
A class in bookkeeping for women was
formed and conducted successfully last
winter.
Ir was an Irish coroner who, when
asked how he accounted for an extraor-
binary mortality in Limerick, replied,
sadly: % cannot tell. There are folks
dying this year who never died before"
LADY the other day meeting girl
who had lately left her service, inquired,
well, Mary, where do you live now?"
"Please, ma am, l don't live nowhere
now, reiomed the girl; I'm married"
WE know men who will sit patiently
for an hour waiting for an opponent to
study ont move on a checker-bo board,
and will growl if they have to wait ten
minutes for their dinner.
A WIDOW was weeping bitterly at the
loss of husband, and the parson tried to
console her. "No, no, said she; Let
me have my cry out. and then | shan t
care anything more about 1t.
Miss LowERY, of Baltimore, a con-
verified actress, is preaching in Brooklyn
with her bonnet on, and has made quite
an impression in that bald-headed
aunt of sin.
SAMUEL SEABURY, the first Bishop the
Episcopal Church had in America, is to
have a monument i'll New-LOndon,
Conn, where he once lived. The
citizens 81 shat city have raised 81 80
for the project t.
Col. FoRNEY is gradually making an
impression in Europe. One of his Ger
man admirers says he earns money like
an American and keeps it like Dutch
man.
LIKE us all, they too are but mortal.
Mr.. Beecher has the neuralgia Mrs.
Beecher is afflicted with nervous pros
tration; Mr.. Fullerton has attacks of
vertigo, and Mrs. Tilton is troubled
with sick headache.
GARABAIDI wore the traditiona
costume when he was sworn in the
Italian Parliament-a red shirt, white
mantle and blue cap, embroidered with
gold. When he answered with clear
voice, "Guiro" ca swear, y there was a
burst of applauseo of s'brayo.'
HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON received
from the King OF Denmark, on April 2,
the Cross Of Commander Of the Dame
bTog, on the occasion of his 10th birth
day. A splendid edition of one of his
works, in fifteen languages, was pub
lished in celebration Of the event.
DoS'T sit mp nights to see how long
that young gentleman stays with the
young lady across the street. If she
thinks him worth the oil burned it is
none Of your business: he isn't making
love to any of your folks Ionher8
gazette.
4 FEW days ago Uncle Daniel Drew
looked mp from copy of the Times he
was reading in Robinson, Chase IL Co.'S.
office, IN Broad street and removing his
spectacles, remarked sageiy: This
we've ice gorge's washed away. all the
culprits along the Erie Road. Time.
Two good natured Irish men on
certain occasion, occupied the Same
bed. In the morning one of them in
quired of the other, " Dennis, did you
hear thunder last night " No Pat;
did if really thunder z' ''sYes, il
as if hivin and earth would
come together" q Why then, didn't
We wake me. for we know that I can't
Shape when it thunders ~ a
A WELSH gentleman OF Utica, y. y,
has in his possession a harp ordered by
Prince Albert for the Exhibition Of the
Works of All Nations IN 1851, and made
by the celebrated harp makers Bassett
Tones. of Cardiff, Wales, from q syca-
more tree which grew rear Henove
Castle, GilmOrganshire, and was plant
ed by one of the ancient princes Of the
Welsh nation.
SENECA has attempted not only to
pacify Us III misfortune, bat almost ID
allure rs to it by representing 1t as
necessary TO the pleasure Of the mind.
He invites his pupils TO calamity, as
he sirens allured the passengers to their
coast, by promising that they should
return with increase OF knowledge"
Ir was Benton who said, pointing
rom the center of the great Valley. Of
he Mississippi TO the Atlantic seaboard,
There Is the West, and to the passes
n the Rocky Mountains, there is the
East, and there Is India" The great
Bullion" sleeps on the banks of the
Father of Waters" the iron horse,
With great swiftness, goes through the
passes of the mountains, and steamships
5tss out of the Golden Gate and sail Tor
China and Japan.