, 1875-07-18


George Of Greece says be viii not Abdicass
now- Whist hava the newspapers ever done t.
him. that he should 70 back On them thus7
That little balloon didnt deceive anybody
| yesterday. Mr. Ba1num. All the gas in ths
| world will not restore young Grimwood 70 life.
Tho Herald says that President Grant square|y
Knocked a professional dog-cascher OF hls pin.
| The other day Tor trying to push him ont OF the
| way.
| Mayor Colvin. Gen. Macarthur. John B. Drake,
and few Others, started last evening for Fruit
| pork Mich. 10 attend the opening OF = new
| hotel.
Mr. Frank Peck, Of Ohio. tired Of life aud
| took poison His Laura did the same On his &C.
count bus, woulan-ike, bungied shs Job and
took an overdose.
John Morrissey gets drunk but twice year,
| but it isn't his fault. Hes ontgroun the powtr
OF Time comes in.
Col Valentine Baker, tried for attempted out
rage upon lady in rslroad caTrisga, is =
brother OF the celebrated Sir Samuel Baker; but
then be is a friend Of the Prince Of Wales.
Three s1Gopernors Of Maine are going ACTORS
the continent with their wi7es,-Steafns, Straw,
aud Smith. Gov. Cheney goes with them. Cal
ifornia thinks this must bs Nce's coming earth
quake.
Walkin Miller had better stroke bis board and
all that eort Of thing away from Port Oxford,
Oregon, for there sits Miunis Myrtle with
broom-stick waiting for him from hour to honr
n. c. Krieger, Assistant Librarian OF the Chi
cago Public Library. yesterday received IN ap~
nst%:4 nf
Canada to act IS agent to promote emigration
from Europe.
English lawyers Ire beginning to discover that
English law is blind. decrept. imbeciIs dotard,
too bulky TOR use, and merely respectable On
account OF ita great aga aud pitiahle plessness
It's American cousin is - abject = specimeu.
A conductor on ths Erie Railroad was pre-
eented With rosebud by u1s dying sweetheart,
and told that as long as he Kept one there 10
accident wontd happen to him She Vas right
he ia still single.
Did it ever occur to those people who ara 20
uutiring in compiling statistics showing the in
crease Of intemperance, that the saliva wasted in
making spit-curls would be powerful enough. II
collected in one body, to aoas all the whisky out
OF the country 7-Aedthen newspaper.
Thomas Carlyle recently closed an interview
With London correspondent Of the San Fran
cisco Chronicle with his characteristic growl ct
California: lyon are doing no good there; you
are harming- the world. Cover over your mines.
leave your gold il the earth, and 60 to planting
potatoes Every man who gives . potato to the
world is the benefactor OF his rsee bus you with
your gold Me overturning society, making the
ignoble prominent, Increasing everywhere the
expenses Of living and confusing Ill things-"
The rare conplinens Of being invited to ad-
dfess the British National Science Association,
on tho question Of education, has been con~
ferrea upon Duane DotY, who recently resigned
the superineendeuoy Of the public schools OF
Detroit. Mr. Doty is one Of the youngest men
among the prominent American educators, but
his sagacity in practical school management,
blended with rare and broad scholarship, have
raised him to the front rank in tho profession.
It mas he whom the National Convention Of
State and City School Superintendents' selected
n 1872 to prepare statement OF the system Of
American common school education to be sent
% the Vienna Exposition aud distributed
throughout Europe. Mr. Doty vas graduatsd |
rom tho Michigan University in 1853.