, 1875-03-14
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Ihe eahest way I'd pay = aeas-oai Ii 10 ou1s
ketosene.
Iho plsyfnl lamp does not sng Tho music o.
opot0-eoone' oat onenoaas'
] Mark Twain has 2-year-old boy Weighing 1x
pounds. They call him the broad innoceut.
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will? Because it il impoasible to tau unless IN.
cliued.
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in Va VIZ ;c soiu t ~ 10 asfor
na,oso - a .at na7 1@c0 "'%a 1as%ok'c@f t9o1In1s-
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On waaer IA vi, nSohshiv h.rs na;-, ~ hs
inu,hsr 5e1,, ~ 10 st,np ~ s u1se pau ~ ns
'. .'eA - 40 e''.13 " 'us11 Do~sa ~ %uAs.
The Danbury man tells Of dog that howlod
stre.t bonae before hs ;sco1are tbst ~ i -.
yscant tenenent >'' ''-'>@ ~''@' ~ "a~
'"e"o@ AeDsAA'os"
ny lecture said Caifornia orator, viii
ne brief: a tnrn'p hls him on the ~ divide 1t
.sr stsnis dtes sdia,ruedi e IL oD''0' " n'*''''t
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! "Whae tune ~ asked one passenger of
minutes 70 wat, vas tno answer, ~ tho naaa
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| we must sespeotfnlv decline the pathetic
| toem en51!lea. ~ Cannot lou Lie. ttia too
lase-and l;a it would hare been too 1@ts II Il had
| come esrlior.-7tsoeaesteT 0Hson.
| milwaukee, Mems Fond IN Inn man zya+ct-
ed q surgeon amputste anothor,g frozen tos and
| than tainted away, ead co. half the WHISKY ths
| doctor bud brought FOR the s1cx man.
Patient to doctors after consultation. ..Ter
ma the worst. rcntiemen =. an gninr tn a,o .,
! Doctors ..Ta aro divided on thaf onestinn.
sir but thera y maiarty Of one that Won vi,
| live''
ing to dron . n,ckel into the iottar-hor q, s;,o
| tauap-oost, and murrnur "Dnya On f4shtor.
dr.y'r. uurrg TO ect 'ome: vols csr'a eoin' toe
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an Iowa htat1on-aeent' Ino wanted 70 use
TEA lanlefn, ous nao 20 Giooee wfpte 70 tna
na;"oii Tha 1..t.r % hovaver lent % Inn hi. az.
charre.
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tbs Spr1ngs: kase, III. SNOW. deg chaFgs
too much" HOW so Jnlins: Wy de-
landlord charged da coloreo individual Tlo steal
Ing de spoons
An old maid don't know wha. it is to bend over
tho chilaren's little white bed softly pat tbesr
curly heads, and hear one Of them growl ont:
NOW, then, SAM heep your pawn e1'n me, q
Ill bat you IN the eye"
A Pleasant Pro.pect-Ttayelar fin Ire1.nd).
HI, pull bar up, man! Don't you sse tas mara
running F1Havs
0nort Far ver 1ifa don't toncb the roins t-xnro
they'rs Is rotten as pears! III turn her into tho
river at the hri;lo, haiow hara Sure thnk 1iIl
stop ler. the bla:yard!"
The Detroit Free Press aav. 4 contaminated
change OF Postmssker At Datroit m.do st.runu
M cheanor than hefore Tha Detrnit T,-ih.ne
however. Raw. The FACT thst Won can now
INV two stanne for s cents n tho Dotroit poat
Ofico ia sufficient to refute this sIauder. Ons
of tho stsmns hv the Wv must ba = tvo,oAnt
~. b1rnnstoo ha,ofege: mkn "ens anso soo
Iittfa rhiasv raised ths r;ssa' bov.d 10 hims.;f
in tha ,nirror' and es16' "Hcrs7s To tho no.t
Naerman ttom The Third ward" Aud twenty
seven men got night up nd bowed nd aaid ::
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r.. a sa1an noy saE cow ID eha'f ~ tao Lsnt1N
esaaoo SATURDAY 20 warm III 1oet, ano, onse1v-
iug shas the mas tnooth vas STONED w'sh 10
las9es candy, an olhcer q, as9ed .9o So 59a Axa
mo'asses =, candy: eh e. :. " IL; L odnt r. 10 yoa
sPosa - GIT up the nlEat ana noox money
ou1d d1ds *aHee TO Guy It, and ehen sq4eeze %
60 oa!1 N :as shey so nos 90 lee ,ue COY" sos
ne ea' u Inafepso1ts tespoooeo inc i@'-
4 female doctor, pzactcin9 In Minnesota, lost
he1 husband recently, ana aave h4s noag TO-
maolcal lns2tut1on TOT olssec1on. !e" asss
a1tef"aras, nfotnet Or tne oepaftea arrives
from distant city 70 visit hlln, nos na'ans heac1
Of nls oeasn my tae seo ne%a "as coussyeo H
~ ING s;tnus'aet!o MIoo" IN tMs ssyie Hsof
Ion II dead nne DIDN'T no cut up splenoiaiy
I've got naa a.. A7as In glass; jar. "on1o you nke
70 see IT,
Tts other evening when Sixth stres. ta.her
boxsd his sons ears as a punishment fer impu-
dence, ths lad stood before him aud remarked:
'sSee here, father, wxa reading this morning
that the drum OF tbs ear is ono Of tho most
sensitive things IN tho human syatem. 4 sud
den blow upon tho ear i. 1iab!e TO produce deaf
ness, and the practice Of cutting childzan cannot
be too severely cansured. It ia but rs1ic Of