The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-10-03
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of the passengers, it seems, was "Dizzy"
Josh Billings says "There amt anything
that will completely cure laziness, though :
second wife has been known to hurry it some."
Where do people go who deceive their fellow
men? asked sunday school teacher of a pupil.
To Europe" was the prompt reply.
Don't you think things look blue? said
man to spilkins yesterday. "Tha,'s just azure
inclined to look at lhem," replied the incorriAib le
Leander.
Mrs. Tilton is living with her mother, Mrs.
Morse, in Brooklyn. Her youngest daughter,
Alice, remains with her, but Florence has cast
her lot with her father.
neat Spanish proverb "Have bill to pay
at Easter and you'll find Lent very short" An
other: in thinking of love, you begin when
you like, and leave off when you can"
Mr.. Hobkirk. of Waupun, Wis, will spend the
winter in Australia. Mr.. Hobkirk Was cashier Of
a bank, and his absence is deeply regretted by
nearly al the deposltors.- Courier-yjomnat.
A question for the sauons : When the soap
peddler, who just stepped around the corner to
get five dollar bill changed for Mrs. Gould, of
Newark, is coming back again.
Gathers Hair is Turning Grey" the name of
the latest sentimental ballad suggests to his
heirs another. beginning: "Oh, father dear,
A man may form what opinion he llkes-this is
free country..but it's the expression of them in
the presence of his wifes mother that ms kes life
sapess and barren as a last years corn cob.
There is a boy in town who doesn't know
Washington or William Penn, but he can tell you
the names OF all the dime novels published
during the last five years.-No,ristoDn Herald.
Two Fergus Falls (Mnn) men, driving be-
hoof of one of them, examined it, and found q
gold ring, which the mule had stepped on and
secured with the cork Of his shoe.
The fellow who was arrested for picking o
lady's pocket in stage denied his guilt, Blu
being proven q natural born liar they convicted
him on the ground OF 'JaIsus IN ua0, falsus IN
omnibus"
Sixteen ladies' of st. Petersburg have formed
society whose members abjure silks and costly
rament, and devote the money thu, saved to
educating poor children. Alreaoy nineteen of
these are maintained In various institutions
The Marietta (Ga.) Journal of last week says:
farmer was owing in Gilmer county, when
his plow struck hollow log, tearing out a piece
kind OF country cur Marietta and North Georgia
Railroad is going to run through.
The Brooklyn police authorities request citi-
zens leaving their house unguarded, even for only
few hours, to sen dword to the nearest station
house. We suspect, however, that most citizens
Of Brooklyn are too sharp by this time to do any
thing OF the kind.
The mode of furnishing criminal in Thibet is
in the earth, so thai all movement is impossible,
keep his mouth forced open with a spike, and
then drive all kinds OF horrible insects to take
refuge in the mouth, ears and eyes.
Rather emDarra6Blng-In6 situation OF the
man who tried on pair Of spec acles at side
walk vendors stand and while turning round to
see how they worked, caught sight of his wife
waltzing by on another mans arm, On the other
side of the street.
A Cincinnati corpse arose in its coffin and
quietly remarked 81 feel very queer" The
two young men who were sitting up with it had
important business down town the next moment,
and did not hesitate to pass through the window
to attend to it. either Washington Chronicle
IT, .xt.,I.3
Paris canine quartette. He has four dogs, and
each dogs notes are different from those of The
and gives " LIE Dome Mobile" and some other
pieces.
Here is the great question very appropriately
put We shoald like to hear 1T apswered. "What
mysterious property" asks the Toledo Blade,
I" is there 10 a United States bond which imme-
oiately transforms it's purchaser into fend, a
villain, All oppressor OF poor men, fatteLer upon
the tears OF widows and orphans 2"
A doctor in Yeddo has made the startling dis
covery that the possession Of double cheek bones
is feature peculiar to the Japanese race. This
ought to open new and boundless fields of useful
ness as lightning rod men, book canvas sers,
sewing machine agents, and hotel clerks to the
enterprising sons of the Orient.
The Philadelphia Press suggests that Father
Imhotf, Of RichD md, Ind, vino has just COM
pleted his hundt It'll year, may pack his valise
next season, say "Imhoff for the Centen-
NAL" Such shos ing evity as this in Philadel-
phia paper, On t very brink, it were, OF the
Centennial, is % horrible to be eountenanced
for one moment