The Morning herald., 1875-10-30

would dog the steps Of the poor woman
whenever she ventured from her door.
When this species of maneuvering had
ceased to he attractive to him, the debased
wretch watched his opportunity when the
poor woman left her home on an errand,
and rushed into her house with the avowed
purpose ofremoving the machine. He had
partially succeeded in bis undertaking when
Mrs. Gormsn returned. Naturally incensed
at this invasion of her premises she resisted
the fellow, and prevented his exit from the
house, ...., ...,-,o, ..,.,.. ~. ........,.,
Her opposition, however, was but of mo-
lnentary duration, for without the slightest
hesitation the dog in human shape aimed =
terrible blow at the head Of his frail oppo-
nent, and felled her to the ground. From
the effects of this brutality she remained
senseless, while over her PROSTATE body the
brave, manly, Psalm singing Alvsn g Park-
er, agent of the Wheeler g. Wilson Sewing
Machine Company (the unadulterated Peck
shifts of the United states) carried her prop
,srty, and returned it to the warehouse Of
his estimable and righteous employees.
Now it so happens that this transaction
has reused the intensest feeling among those
who are cognizant of the facts, and when
Chief Kennard Jones was apprised of the
matter he was 20 incensed that he placed
the case in the hands of Lieutenant Charles
Crout, with instructions to have the villain
arrested, no matter at what cost. But the
dirty sneak thief, backed by the foul minded
hypocrites who employ him has fled the
city, hoping the affair will elbow over.'
Such result, the authorities here (greatly
to their praise) resolved shall not ensue
and the Cody firm of Wheeler & Wilson, SO
highly impregnated with christian senti-
ment, that they can't refrain from leading
in prayer wherever they go, have been In
formed that unless this Alven G. Parker is
produced in short order, they themselves
will be prosecuted for this beastly action.
Scared half to death, the yirtuons pair
have promised to produce Parker, and
Lieutenant Crout, all honest and incorrupti-
bic officer, means to hold them to their bar
gain.
B1NenAM's TACTICS.
Brother Bingham, of Pilgrim fame, and
the survivor of 10000 battles-all bloodlesa
lis reserving his surplus funds for expendi-
ture on election day. He intends feeling the
repeaters we'll, at the polls, but has learned
from bitter experience, that "your vote first
and money afterwards" is the only scien-
tific way by which the shaky electors-es-
pccially the darkies-ean be treated.
THE REGISTRY pUReAT1oN.
One thousand names were stricken from
the Democratic Registry lists yesterday
in " Alderman" now Councilman Nc
Mullins precinct of the Fourth Ward, fifty
seven illegal registrations were killed by the
impartial Judge Ludlow. "'". ".'
a. The Democrats, under'th leadership of
Ben Temple, the Chairman of the City Ex-
ecutive Committee, and pathetical "stick'
Of the first water, didn't make out so wells
He could only find thl ee hundred false reg
istries on the Republics sife. VI
1t might be well to watch Temple. He
is suspected of inhdelity to his party any
how, and it is reasonable to presume that
(if such is the case) he isn't over Jealous in
discovering republican repeaters. : j. g.
Sometime ago this very same individual
had the presumption to declare that Penn
sylvania would give Hartranft $4,000 ma
jority; but when he saw the statement in
type, he got frightened and denied its au-
tneh'c''J' 4 i g's... ! .9Ir,u.n 'a. o.,