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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24
Letter from Hon. Ira Fish.

Letter from Hon. Ira Fish.
PATTEN. Me
For several years have been afflicted with the
Catarrh. have tried many prescriptions for 1t
without receiving any benefit therefrom. ! have
taken your medicine about two months and 1t has
cured me. would recommend those who are at
nicted with this disorder to apply to you lam con-
ndent, if they will strictly follow your directions,
that cure will be effected, however inveterate the
case may be
IRA FISH.
COnsultatiOn Is Free.
Ofhco at the Mansion House,
Augusta, Maine.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24
IlaiIu 3irnnrbst Nouynal
Daily KennebeC Journal
DURING TIE SESSION OF THE
F,fty.Ftf,h Legislature or Malne'
Machining January s, 1875.

shans ,awvsr and busi1ess man in the state OF
Maine will be interested in me acts o. 5 tms in
F,fh Legislature and should be well lntorhleu ! !"
raatnn 10 ts,e aoings of that body while in session.
Tho Dsr Kepnr bee Journal Will give iuli report,
of each days preceding aur'"s l"e
vi he
The Legislative Journal,
S,h.cribers will have in it a complete Daily "a
mar with the latest news by telegraph from all pa
n the world editorials local, state national anu
foreign news, correspondents ~ ~ ~ h Wv veil
informe from day to day ft1e proceedings OF the
next Legislature, and We offer ii upon the follow
ing very liberal terms
one copy Of the Daily Kennebec Journal
to one address. for the Session, 81, cop,
les, 1915; 10 copies. $1,000. Additional
eubscribers taken mt the same Rates.
We shall depend almost exclusively upon the ell
forts of our friends throughout the state senator's
Members of the House, Postmasters, and Interested
parties generally to make up large subscription
Anv person raising a club of 1--WE, and sending
money as above to the undersigned, shall have an
extra copy for himself; any person sendihg the
cor himself for every additional club OF ten, tne
person raising 1t shall have an additional extra
copy for himself; all clubs must be sent In one
package to one address. (unless by speciai ar
Ali clubs must be raised before the fitth day oil
January as will be received after the session
opens: only single subscriptions at the full rate
will then be taken. Those who want the complete
legislative record must begin with the first issue
back numbers cannot be furnished
Those who intend to raise clubs had better begin
in good season and not delay until about the De-
ginning of the session. as some have done 10 years
past their own loss and our great Inconvenience
der OF the LeGislature will be published IN
the Daily Kemnebec journal, Copyright
having been secured on the same.
SPRAGUE, OWEN & NASH,
Publishers of the Daily kennebec journal,
and the Weekly kennebec journal.
Augusta, New. II, 1878.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24

So another prominent member OF The
ST. Louis Whiskey Ring has been found
guilty. This time it is Mcdonald, the very
head-centrc or the Ring. This man gave
it to be understood among his fellows that
he had great influence with the President,
but the rigor with which his case has been
prosecuted is good evidence that the Pres
dent knew nothing of McDonald's scoun-
drelism. Truly lightning has struck
heavily upon the St. Louis ring.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24

A combined movement of the savings
banks of Boston, Brooklyn and New York,
to reduce the rate of interest to deposltors
to five per cent has been started and will
probably be carried into effect. The
banks find it difficult to place new depos
its safely in these times so that they can
afford to paw more than the above rate al
interest
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24

prv IN intercept or divert complaints anu reports
which would nfallibly have led to the exposure OF
the thieves if they had reached those hign iunc-
touaries Every step taken IN washington
toward the final arres. Of the conspiracy was re-
nn,tcd at once to ST. Louis. Somebody was IN
The secrets Of the Governnent and Ill The interests
of The Whisky Ring. That mysterious agency
was known to the st. Louis officials and distilers
a. "thc man in the country One Of the Ring
has testified that Chief Clerk Avery was in re-
ceipt of one hundred dollars week, and that this
stipend, which was paid him as his share OF the
corrupt gains was increased to three hundred dol
lars. He complained that he had not been fairly
treated. One of the distllers swore that MELON
aid and his fellow-conspirators showed them let
tiers from Washington to assure them OF tbclr
strength and impregnabty in case OF attack, and
that these letters purported to be written by ven
Babcock, the Presidents Secretary, ana Chei
Clerk Avery. 1t should be said that some of the
boasts of the Ring men have been shown to be
groundless, and Gen. Babcock explicitly declares
that the statements duplicating him are false and
slanderous. One of the members of the klng mas
come forward to bear testimony TO the same ell
feet 1t is evident that the consprators IN once
in St. Louis made much of their former intimate
acquaintance with the President. They had
know him wears ago, and they had been trusted
bv him. They artfuly used this to enhance their
intiueoce with the men whom they tempted or
coerced into crime They did not hesitate TO
give the impression that they were knowingly
supported in their nefarious business by the Pres
ident, and that they could remove the Secretary
of the Treasury if he were in their way. These
fraudulent pretences have been crushed; and the
rascals are in fair way to reetv the punishment
which they richly merit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1875-11-24
500 REWARD.

The above reward will be paid for information
that will convict any person for wiliuy and malic.
iously cutting or mutilating the fire department.
hose, during the present municipal year, either
previous or subsequent to this date
ID. A. CONY, Mayor,
Augusta, Nov. |, 1873. nov2fu
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The above reward will be paid to any pcrs on fur.
nishing Information which shall procure the con-
viction of any guilty of setting an inccndiary
fire during the present municipal year, either pre-.
yious or subsequent to this date.
ID. A. CONY, Mayor.
Augusta, Nov. !, 1878. nov2-hf
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08

Son@o @ottesmunbcrb arcr@cred
igteit. 9err 8ertbolo, bet Yfal3grof bcn
Bittelsbad, mar Elm ear itrenser &i@ter. @enn
It ausritt, batte ct @cile ont @hrtel, ba,nit bic
llebcltbater glci@ scitraft uiiroen. GineS &oses,
alS CT aufftano uno Elm Cell an feinem 6urtel
bin9, borte Ct cine Gimme aus Der 2uft: v@iNe,
ocr por oeiner Burg Bit begesnct, ben ganse an
benz Strtde auf, ben bu bci bir bait." ct bad)tc
bic @timme iei BON @ott aeianbt, unb als ct
austritt, bescsnetc ibm iein Nmt,nann, bet ibm
gor bolo pur. slls er i'm fab erfdrad er, fprad
aber su ibm: SIS 1T mir leib, bab BIZ mir BE,
9egnct bit; bonn ou muBt bdn9en un6 fterben."
- o@arum mub id bansen ?" Der Yfalaeraf
lprad: SD ucib es nidt, bereite bid init &eue
uns 8eidte aum Sobc uuo a@te nur barauf,
oeb bu es gut berridteit, uno es beiner Seele
Tuten iei, benn i'd iua9e @otteS Stimme nid)t
;u ipibcritebcn." Als bet Nmtmann iab, bab es
nid)t anb crs icn .foune, fprad CT: rllnfer Serr
Soft iit aeredt, i9 babe es pobl berf9ulbet,
ocnn i'd babe bielc 2eute erftodcn, bic bel mir
berbergtcu, uno Bicle bcraubt uno id uar @ud,
Scrr, unsetreu unb iuar sesen arne 2eute bart"
Nlle mnnberten id OBJ oieicr Beid)te unb Ct
faunteu, bab cs bon @ott sefii9t lei, bab ber
Mann ben Sob lciben muPte.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08
Obio @eileufremnb.

Gs 1T uno 'bleibt al1o tpabr, tuas Die
S@rift eriablt. Ser er1te Meni9 bat
0ur9 Den @enuB eiuer perbotenenBaum=
tru9t 9eliinoist. Die GrSdbluns lit budr
!tabli6 mobr; 9eraoe bieles Nerbot ldBt
ll6 Gus Der @iite @ottes uno Der Natur
oes 0eenl l9en am lei9tefen ertlQren; es
lit allo feline bilolide 9aritelluns in oie-
ler gr5dblun9 Su 1u6en; 6a9esen lit al
leg oasjeni9e> ,uas man an bic @telle
oieler Grsdblun9 bot 1eben woueu, un.
balt6ar uno un9ereimt, uno in oos &eid
Der Tabel uno Srdume 5u perpeilen.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08
Cine mertn iirbiqe @eldidte

-@ine merlin ii irbige sc el0i9te
cr3Gblt man iid iiber @cueral 6. q. @bans aus
Iu9uita, @a Sn her @dladt bel Monoeab
Marblanb, tuaro oerielbe ourd cine Wlinnie al>
gel in bic linfe @eite gctroffcn. Die &u9el sins
hurd ieinen Grm uno bann burd ben &6rpcr.
g8aDrenb bieiclbe our6 feline &odtaide 9ins,
ourdborte lie Elm Yafet Stednaoelu, bon bencn
weld)e iid) im Gleifd)e begruben. Mabrenb ber
lebten paar Wonate aber lit CT febr an bet
8unoe uno in lebter Bode formirte iid) cine
8e,le in oct @r0be eincs Giea, auf bent glede,
mo bic Sdymersen am beftisiten iparcn: g(ad fur,
naoeln ma6teu lift crideinen. 9ic 8eule 1T
icitoem bcri6punben uno oct @cneral 1T 70 &C.,
iunh tuie Dor belm 8ricge.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08

-Sneofobette snbiana, foll Gin Sos-
pital gcgriinbet tperben, ,oas neutrality-suspicious..
itera aus 9euti@lano dur 2eitrng iiberseben
wire. Gin oeutider 8iirger oaielbft bat au &C.
nanntcm 3ued 81 900 fofort 9ejeidnet, anbere
iino bereit, ibm nit 9lcid) liberalen Sumruen
au folgen.
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08

inoem er Der. @uo eins @eli9teit porlpie=
eelte, bic iie obne @ott une ouBer @ott
baben f6nnten. Sie tpiirocn in 3utunft
an Ginlid)t unb grfenntniB ibm 9leid)
iein uno unabbdn9i9 poH linn bolcben.
0reifa3 mar alIo Die Teriu@un9 BON
@eite @atans, @taube, 1offnun9 uno
2icbe unter9rub er orcifodb mar bic
8erI Iu@un9 aud bon @cite ser sSrud)t
ielber. Sie rei3te bic 6leil6eslnif (oos
Meib lob, 6aB Die 6ru6t gut auu Gl1en
|feD, bic Mu9enluit (bie Tru6t mar I'M
9emein lieb on5uieben) uno Die 6offart
oes 2eben; oenn Der Gru6t @cnuB loate
nod Der Nor1pie9elun9 bes Nerlu6ers
uolfommene @rfenntniB, lon1it @ott<
9lei9beit betpirfen. uno nun miro es
aud einleu@ten, ,uorum oer enfode &C.
nub elmer Baum fru6t, iei oieie nun ein4
Npfel ooer ,pas anoers gelpelen, cine TO-
i6mere @iinoe mar. 81, lo9en oa Gi-
ni9e, mos ion oos fir cine 5iinoe oe.
weieu iein! Gin Mpfel6ib Wel3 cine
&leini9feit ;! SIT oenn oos eine 10 9robe
|@iinoe, ,uenn elm &nabe in einen trent
ben @arten ltei9t. cincn >Mpfel nimmt
uno ibt? Sc fam jomit bic oonie Gr4
Sdblnng nur biloli6 9emeint iein oocr
1T 5ulebt gar nur cine S5abel 9lQcin ,ucr
10 reoet, Der beoenft nibt> oob einerlcitg
oielss unb serobe oieles @ebot Der Na=
tur oes Weni6en 9on5 uno gar ent5pro@,
10 tuie Der @iitc unb 2icbc ocs @d6pfers,
anoererl leits aber in Der ucbertrctuno
bennod einc iebr ld>pere @cri6ulbun9,
5ll9Iel6 ober oenno6 luieoer bic MDo=
li9teit elmer Grl0 Jung lag. Oicies &C..
bot, iogen mir. cntipra6 gang uno oar
Der @iite unb 2iebc oes @66piers; oenn
5dtte tuobl Elm lci6teres @cbot unlcrn
Stommelteru ge9eben meroen f0nnen =?
Cine 6reibcitsprobe Mt Bten tic bcltc=
ben; lie iollten our9 eincn. frcicn 1elblt-
itdnoisen WiQensatt ii9 fir @ott ent=
i@eioen !; batte ibnen @ott oicIe Gntl6ei=
oun9 mebr erleidtern t0nnen, ols ooourd,
oab CT ia9te: SIR oiirft uon alien Bau.
men eiien, nl,r BON bic 1em einsaen nidt.
9aben ia bod @ieIc 9erooe 6eB,pe9en,
neil oieies @ebot 5u 9erinsfii9is, Ill fin=
bid erldicn es bilolid) ouffoljen su
miiilen ge9laubt! 9lqein @ptt 9ins nit
ibnen I'm, >pe nit Ginoerl, uno lie mo-
rer ia audi &inoer I'M Gtanoe oer TIM
i6ulo. Damit lie aher bies @ebot ni6t
we9en Der anl@einenoen @erin9iii9igfeit
oes @e9eni itanoes 5u lci9t ncbmcn mod.
ten, ma6te @ott fein @eDl oarau5, lon=
bern Ia9te ibnen, ,,pclde 6ol9en Scr @cnub
boben wiirbe. Ob >uobl Die @tommeltern
oos Bort iterbcn in ieiner 9onaen
l6rcd(i6en 8coeutung pcrl ltonben baben
weroen? bes sciiti9cn uno leib!iden
Sooes iterben @ic fannten ia Den 500
ni6t! lno bo@ miiilen lie ben @inn
oieier 0robun9 peritanocn babcn; benn
mit elmer .@trafe, BON Der ie lid) feinen
'Be9rif MAIDEN tonnten, bdtte ibnen @ott
iider nibt gcorobt. @ie batten Ii6 audi
binterber auf oicle unlpil lenbeit ousreoen
f0nnen; oQein es geldoG oies nidt. Qlio
Der 2iebe unb @iite @ottes mar es an
semeiier, einc 10 lci&tc grobe ani5uer~
legen. : @benio entiprcd)cuo aber mar
oieles @ebpt Der menlhli9en Natur.
Scr MenIb mar Ieiner 9iatur no9 ppn
Der Groe genommer, trug alio Die 2iebe
CUR ielben in icinem 8eien, in li@, 6er=
UNI; er iollte, er ourfte lie lieben; obsr
Ohio Waisenfreund. [volume] (Pomeroy, O. [Ohio]) 1874-1953, 1875-09-08
'9ie siinoe llnitrer Stantiutlteru.

Gs feDltn1fbt an Golden, Die bic ganSe
Gr5ablung upm'fem @enuB bes @rfennt<
niBban,iles uno Der babur1 beoonQenen
Slnoe fiir eine 5arte umbiillun9 ees er=
pa9enoen @ei@IeGtstriebes uno |eincr
gefrieoi9un9 bolten; ollein oieIe Mnlidt
1T gang unb 9ar obne olle 8egriinoune.
Noam ertonnte auf Der @te(lc<, : in oemr
ielben Iusenbtide, ols Gpa Dor ibm ltano,
ibr 8e9enleiti9cs 8erbdltniB 10 poll>
tommen, oab es in Der Shat ld9erli9
III, binterDer erit Elm Griua@en oieles &C.
l6le9tlt9en 8emub ubtltins at5unebmen.
go melt man inter Dem @eI9le9tstrieb
ben an ii6 9on3 nn,pillfiirli9en, uno
oorum nidt iiin6baften Bug Der &C.
i@le9ter Su einanoer rerl ltebt, ipriht oer=
lelbt flar il, ben Worten aug, nit oencn
Noam bic Mannin be9riiBt: v9esbalb
,uiro Der Meni9 Dat.r unb Mutte: per=
lallen un6 ,ieinem @eibe anbongen, uno
es tuerben stpei in Ginem Jlei1de lein."
Dnr9 bic grfenntniB Sie1er gel6le9tli'
3en 8e5iebuns tonnte Mbam gar feline
Silnoe be9e9en, 10 tpenig als bcut 5u
Sage es cine @iinbe lit, 81, ,ui1len, baB
es 5,uei @ei9ledter 9ibt, unb ,pelde De-
itimn,un9 iie boben.
G6en . ,penis tonnte es ober aud cine
Siiuoe lein, ,ueun oas 8e,puBtiein Die
fer 9ei@le@tli6ep Be5iebunsen bie Shat
iur Tol9e 9ebabt bdtten; iic bdtten bo
nur int Muf ftro9e @ottes ee1on6elt, tpel=
d)cr 5u ibnen iaste: r@o6iet unb Der.
mebrt eu@ unb erfiQtt bic Groc." gDir
miiiien uns ol{o bu6fdbli@ an Die Mo=
loiI@e @r3dblun9 balttn, nod tpel6er
Die erite @iinbe 1T Dem @enub elmer per<
bottnen 8autnfrudt beltano. &c 1T unb
bleibt. ollo immerbin Der perban9niBpole
vMpfelbiB," Der Die erfe @iinoe unlerer
Stommeltern bilott, ,uoour6 lie lid unb
ale tbrt Na9tommen ing gleno 9elturst
baben. 8erfolsen mir oemna1 Die &c.
idi6te beg Ja1es, ,uie lie .uns in Der
beili9en llrtunoe er5d6lt wiro. Ser
@inn beg 3wieeeipra9es a,pifden Der
@4lon9e uno Gpq ii Der: 9ie @9lanse:
@arum,' b. +. oDne 9ere1tc l1rlo1e, fat
eu@ ,@ott perboten, pon alien Bdumen
in, 3@arten 81 eIien? Gpa @on allen
Bdnmtn i'm gan5en @arten biirfcn mir
eilen, nur BON oielem 8aume oa III Der
M{itte oes @artens fat Ct 9eia9t, oiirfen
mir ni9t elieu, i'm ni6t einmal anriib.
rem, ouf boB ,uir ni9t. ct IN a iterben.
Die @Glonge: Mit ni9ten >peroet ibr
iterben; ionoern ipeil @ott 1ueib, baB, an
tuel@em Sage ibr oapon cnet, eu6 Die
9lu9en ouf9eben uno ibr ,pie er Iein ,per<
bet. int @tan0e, bas @ute unb BDie
i'll unterl6eioen: oeswe9en bat er .u9
uerboten, baoon 5u eNen. - Bemertens=
,pertb 1T bic &eoe Der Gpo: ouf oob mir
nidt TIN iterben, rdbrcnb lie bod 9e=
lo9t bate: oes Sobes, b. /. 9an3 9e,pib
,uero bet ibr iterben. 60 bate olic @po
i'm Nnfange iencs perbdn9nibpollcn 3,pies
9eiptades 3peifel on Der Wobrbeit oer
Drebung @ottes; pielei9t ooB Der
Vaum bes 2ebens. Der nebeu 6em Baum
her grfeuntniB itauo, oieie 3,peifel in ibr
ertpedte, oob lie 0o&te, ,ucnn mir au9
uom Baum Der Grtenntnib eilen, lnb
uns bics i9ooen iolltc, 70 febt ia Der
Baum ocs Qebens oancbcn, mir eIIen
bonn pon hem pieber unb bic @efobr
6es Sooes 1T beleiti9t. gBie bcm ou9
lei, God Speifelte bercits uno nun fam
hrr 9fen1dlpntt, Hrhrr MN O(nheninn ,,t,,
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0H~fF- W. o~"' S$lWopi olu ~SUl1uH
9ibf. Mli 10 Der 2iebe @ottes ,pie Der
y}atur oes Menl l6en entIpra6 bielcs elm
fade uno lei6te @ebot. 9ll(ein trob Der
@erin9fii9i9feit Der Baumfru6t, >pel6er
oos Nerbot gait, mar bic uebertretune
oenno6 cine Sob1iinoe BON enormcr
@rDBe uno @@luere. Dics er6ellt aus
Den Tol9cn oieies TaQs, ferncr oarous,
Dap nur @ott lelber uns crl01cn tonnte,
Johann aus Der 6eierli6teit> nit Der oies
gebbt 9e9ebcn tpuroe> einerleits, uno Der
Sei@tisteit, nit Der es gu balten mar,
anoererleits cnoli@ ous Der in oen, 10
unI9einbaren ~Npfelbib" cntbaltenen
W{en9c BON @cr5reden, oenu: vGs mar
blerln oos Serbredcn Der 9ab1u6t, oes
Siebltobls, Sooti i@lags nno @elbitmor=
ocs. G5 mar oorin oos @erbrc6en Der
@ottesldu9nun9, Der @elbit=, Natur= uno
Seuf felspcrgotterun9 @ottesldu9nun9
par oarin our6 2cusnung ieiner @obr=
6eit, oa CT linn ni9t 9laubte, ourb
gdu9nun9 ieiner Site, ols ,ppllc CT zen
N{enid)en our6 Slit uno @e,palt I'M feline
9ebll6renoc @tellung uno redte Gntluid,
flung brin9en, our6 2du9nun9 leiuer
9errl6oft uno lluensli6teit; oo er BON
ibm frci unb neben linn 9lei6 Iein lpoQte
uno ourd) Die N}einun9, obnc @ottes
gSilien uno 8ilIen li6 cmoncipiren su
tiinnen. Noturoer90tteum9 uar cs 6a
er BON Der Gru@t feline @rbebuns sur
Gottbeit erpartete; Der Selbitper9otte=
run9 mo@te cr lid lduloig our6 bos
Beltreben, BON @ptt polltommen unab=
ban9i9 uno ibm 9lci@ 5u iein; Seu=
felsoers sotteruns fano itott, oa CT ibm
mebr 9loubte ols @ott, i'm @louben lid
ibm er9ab, uno non inn uno 1einem
Gatb lein Sell, leine Grl0iun9 aus ben
neioil6en un9ere6ten @aucu @ottss
uno lomit feline @ollenouns crluartete.
@o unmi6ti9 alio Die Gru6t uuo oeren
@enub al uno fit liG i6einen m06te,
10 luar benno@ oicier vNpfelbib" cine
entlebli&e @iinoe, pie man nun Ne6t,
me9en Der foll@cn un= uno ober9ldubi=
l6en @clinnun9 oes Menl6en. unr
oenno@ 70 srob uno entlebli@ bic @lnoe
Der uebertrctuns oieies @crbotes mar,
10 lag 9erobe in oielem Die MD9li9teit
ber grlolun9. 9ln et,pos @innli@em
einem @r5;u9nille Der 9}otur loute Der
N{enlb feline TreiDeitsprobe beiteben !;
oicies 5innli6e, Die Trudt ,uar l66n
an6uIeben uno einlobcno sum @en:0e.
sic bdtte oos ni9t 1ein t0nnen, wenn
Die @tammeltcrn niGt linnli9c aus ber
iroi l6en Natur cntnommenc uno BON iDr
,uieoer ange5ogene 0feni9cn 9elpeien
,p6ren. Dur6 Die Tru6t> Die 10 rcijeno,
10 i@0n ouslab, wurbe Die @inoe per=
mittelt un0 10 idluer lie mar 10 luar Der
Sal bod nidt 10 tief oob aus oem Nb=
9runoe feline @rlSlun9 mebr m19li@ ge=
'ueien ,pdre. Sic @@0nbeit oc@ Natur,
zines iinnliden @e9eni itanoes, batte Den
linnli6en Wfenl9en perfiibrt uno oos
mar no6 iein @lud. @dtte Gott Die
6ru9t ni@t 9etpdblt, um an ibr @oams
gu priifen, lonoern bdtte Die
6reibeitsprobe ettpa oarin beitanocn, bab
er batte lpablen lollen 5,uii@en @ott
uno ben Scu Fel, obne oa5wii6eni itebenoe
Meoium Ser Tru9t> unb bQtte Moam
liD fir ben Seufel entl l6ieoen, 10 ,pdre
oos Wfenl9en9el6le6t obne 3lueifel >uie
bic 9efallenen Gn9el unrettbar uerloren
getpelen. Die @tammeltern batten li6
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MIR. Warner Tries 10.

Mr. Warner, a respectable and law
abiding ci ize' Of Baker street, rode home ~ an
express wagon tie other day, having hand IRE
extineuisher aud he driver for company.
what that thiugF' asked his vile IN con-
Whats that why that's "A IRE extinguisher
best thing you ever srw-mcaut to have got
on year ago"
self" she continued she shut the door.
Every patent right man gets around you as a
Does. ehy II YOU know ANYTHING at all you'd
Know that every store aud ONCE In Detroit has
oneo' these. They've saved lots of buildings,
You throw It at the nre, don't your" she
asked in sarcastic tones
He carried VI m stairs into \ closet without re-
plying. anu she followed ON aud asked
Don't II shoot fire out
III you don't know ANYTHING, I'll learn YOU
something! II is full OF chemicals; you strike
on tins knob ON top and she's all ready to open
this faucet and play On the nre:'
She grnned as she walked around IT, and
"Do vou ct horse to draw It aroundf"
NO, don't get horse to draw 1t around.
arms through them. and here IL is ON my back. "
h" | see II is" she snecred.
with IT." he demanded. "see see - -
And he conferred along the hall into the bed
stairs when his foot caught in the carpet. lie
threw up his arms and she grabbed 1t MINI, and
both rolled down stairs. lie yelled and she
yelled. sometimes he was ahead, and then she
took the lead. and neither OF them had passed
under the string " when the exuuguisher.
humping and jamming, began to shoot N its
charge 4 chemicals.
" You old -," she started to saw. when a
stream from the nose struck her between the
eyes. and she ddn finish.
"What N -o-u c-h e. roared Mr. Warner, as he
got a dose IN the ear.
They troueht up in a heap at the bottom Of
the stair. the stream playing into the parlur
~ inst the hail door. and up stairs 10y turns
and she ga~ued:
"I'll have you sent to a fool asylum"
"Whu's f1olf' he reared, dancing around
with hi. cVcs tull Of chemicals.
"I'm fainiug," she sQucakcd.
"And We broken my back !! he shouted.
II was 4 sad house when those two highly re.
spectacle old people got so that they could us,
! their ewes aud discuss matters calmly. And sh,
doubled up ncr fist and huaisely said:
"rake that Investigator, or distinguishes OF
what yer YOU call u. back down town, and tel
every body that you are a luuatic.'
And he said
"Dummt. know more than all your fsuil,
put together"
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striped stocking.in Georgia.


He was sitting in the wagon in front OF a
Witch II street dry goods store, holding the
h0ises. while she made her purchase. she had
just come cut to consult him, and she was
standing on the curb,tone.
WHAT'S thatf' ne exclaimed.
IVY. say them striped stockin's Is a dollar
pa T, IN thar. she explained.
striped snakes and green lizzurds What in
thunder d'y, want with striped stockinsW
80" wants EN- fur Mary an the clerk SEE
they're the fa.hin' now tetutally!"
" ant 'em fur Mary. do yef Like blazesl
knO' ye, ole woman. Ne'd tell MARY she shouldn't
war EN- only on sunday, and ye'd he up two
every sunday the Lord sent ez long as they
lasted, and never take 'em on TIL the moon was
four hours high !"
John. ef git up thar in that Vaughn, ven
stormy.
ION, yes, bu, ven hey yer striped sock, on
with them post rammers o'yourn all striped up
like a zsbry's in citkus?-"
John ef that p'leecmsn warn't over wander
I'd get up thar an take the peelin' on n that
billed beet nose quicker"
"Of kearse ye would an do 1t just to show
all these AtlAnty folks what sort Of a cotton
seed masher- them il that ys want ter ris up in
stripes tell they'd look like barber shop poles
made inter wooden legs, yer would -
"lme bound to walt, case Tine angshus TO
see yer nounce round uyar wi h them striped
socks on, uholdin' yer ole black gownd uo two
feet high To step over whar some man hez spit,
jtst to show Of yer dollar a pair striped leggns
l mind me OF th.t dollar vardln that Yer bought
two or three ear, ago, and | haiu't seen nary
show sinse-l'me 'obustin' ter see yer kavortin'
round a.in like young San at u bumhle-bees'
ma's-mce'ing! Here's yer dollar-go Kit yer
She didn't take the money, but gathered up
her bundles and slung them under the scat.
chmucd IN after them, and ~ the wagon went
out Mitchell street she was working her mouth
IN u agony OF rage. and feeling around In the
striw 10 hud where he had hidden the whip.
f'r further particulars see small oills-funeraI