The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-06-24
oSSIP

| Knoxville is good place for spiritual
manifestation. est
They are beginning to spell at one an.
other In England.
The Maiden's Prayer-"Papa, buy me
a new spring suit
A man goes to extremes when he kicks
and gels mis- dander UP.
| When man has q house lot on which
he can rot pay the taxes, he has site
too much.
When men publish their acts of charity
they doubt the ability oil the Lord 10 kee
accounts.
A good barber should never be salts.
nea unless he stands at the head OF his
profession.
jerks says blacksmith raises row
In the alphabet when he makes q poke =
and shove !.
| Ii you want to teach a dog arithmetic,
Tie up one OF his paws, aud he will put
DOWN three and carry one every time.
A certain young Lady is so modest that
sne Will not permit the Christian Obj.
server TO remain In her room over night.
| In Mexico, where they still labor un-
der the delusfon that Columbus diseOv.
cred America, monument to HIM is
to be raised.
| The young man, who when going to see
MS sweetheart, could not find a car to
help MIN on his way, got buss when he
reached her.
A certain Western editor, who was
presented with box of collars in pay
| LOT an advertisement, is waiting in. dally
expectation thai some one will present
him with shirt.
A milliner claims to have plain ladies',
hats; She Will be likely to keep them,
Tor the purchasers all 10 in next dusr
whore they have lashionab.y trimmed
| ana beautiful ladies' hats.
When person feels disposed to over
| estimate has own Importance, let him re-
member that mankind got along very
Weli before his Dirtn, and In all probabii-
NY they will yet along very Well after his
death. T7
"Rewiyalists, indeedW said Mrs. Part.
lngton, ~ amt got no patience with
sucn folks. / made my poor dear 7.
promise faithfully that ii | proceeded
hlm 70 my grave he would never take
another"
DR.. Peters claims to have discovered a
planet OF the eleventh magnitude. IL
VIII DO ior y place in Peters miscellany.
put be should Know that uniess STARS are
OF The first magnitude IL is OF no use TO
BRING them outnoW.
A Scotch peddler completely cowed
IN irascible Weisnman, wAo insisted on
nghtlng m III an inn kitchen, by going
aoWh on his knees and Implorihg pardon
for having killed ''tWo men already, anu
being about ~ XIII another"
Mrs. Sheridan, wife OF the great Lieu
tenant General, 10 said 10 be half h head
taller than her husband. Tall women
are very noble in appearance-and short
women are very nice,.and medlum-height
women are yeritable noppareils.
A gentleman In addressing lady x.
who had just married in Paris ior tue
lhlrd time, said reproachluuy "You do
not come to London any iongerr "Oh,
yes" sue replied, III a most natural
manner u always pass my widoWhoods |
there."
A Chicago woman rented house the |
other day, stating Thai she had but two
children. Soon alter moving in. the |
landlord discovered tnat she had seven.
and, when he demanded an expl nation,
sue replied: "Oh, well, who'd be paftlcu-
lar over just tive childrenY"
The Courier journal says: "The He
brews OF Baltimore are about to erect a |
forty thousand dollar orphan asylum.n
We can not answer Ior the young men of |
but a iorty Thousand dollar |
orphan would not be allowed to remain |
IN An asylum here.-N. .. Republican.
Mr.. Backus, Of Michigan, was so iniu.
dicious as to smoke an The same wagon
with . can OF coal oil. Ii Professor
Peters, i'll scanning around among the
planets, should happen to get u glimpse,
OF anything that looks like fragments
OF Mr.. b., he Will send word to Inc pa
pers.
A Pennsylvania boy has been paid
$O,oO0 for saving Pennsylvania man
from drowning. 1t was rlgnt, perhaps.
TO pay the boy for his exertions. buI
when we come to figure up the actual
yaiue OF an average Pennsylvanian, that
Slo'ooo looks vastly ike $9,U99 IS too
much. -
A puzzled st. Louis man writes to in
quire now it Is that the sewing-macnine
companies of the United States can not
sell machine in their own coun nv for
less than $6J to $9O, and yet can make
reasonable profit by selling them in
Europe, with cost oil transportation add.
ed, for from $2S to $3S.
Jailer Belden, the new head of the
Hartford Jail, is winning golden opinions.
An inmate OF the institution waited upon
him day or two since and deliyered.tne
following formal address: "Mr. Belden.
IN behalf of the other inmates of the in.
stitution, l come to thank you for the
improved quality OF the hasn."
The devil in the Austin Reveille Office.
an initiative bov, noticed tnat the editor
Of that journal wrote upon the wall Of
his sanctun the date of every nete-
worthy occurrence. So, when a recent
tragedy occurred, the devil recorded the
event on the wall OF the sanciu,n as fol-
lows: May the 10 ateeh 10 toe men fnur-
'dara bi w0n."
A. B. Taylor, of Kansas City, says a
king IL to be appointed to reign thou
sand years over This country. The ap-
pointment was to take place yesterday.
and Taylor, dressed In blood-dyed gar.
ments, and riding white horse, rode
seven times around the city. But the
king was not appointed.
A large, ferocious dog, finding his way
into dry g0ods store flied with lady
customers, created considerable alarm.
when . raw-iooking case remarked that
ii they'd give him what he wanted. like.
ly the dog would leave. What could
dog want in dry.goods store? Why. he
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