, 1875-04-11

hemmed fragment Of his faultless hnen2
The Hon, FaEpER1cA P1uNkET has written an
mother Alpine book, just as though 2 cents :
pound was the highest price possible for paper.
When COLUMBUS TYLER, of Lowell, Mass,
slings a cocktail, it falls through epaco OF many
Yards. He stands feet inches exclusive Of
! hoh-nail boots
| "Let us talk only four at time is the only
witty thing his admirers can remember to attrib-
ute to III. CARO-, the recently-elected member Of
| the Academic Franchise.
The wife Of the Yaikwar Of Baroda Is LAKsH-
1t1-nn and the newspapers have already mangied
it into twentyeieht different versions. It
means Fortunes smiles
SAMUEL r. SKINNER, Cashier Of skinnar'a
Hotel, for many years connected with the
Briggs House, has accepted tho sane position at
tho Stockton Hotel, Cape Iay. N. J., for the
summer gsason.
It ia no other than tho eiant "Jrs1" CONNOLLY.
formerly Of this city, who, with Mr. PuIEr, has
constructed the Bowery sensation, 's Around the
World in Eighty Days."
HENRY VALLEY, the Engliah reYiyalist, who
has been exhibiting 1t Darnum's Hippodrome,
is butcher. No wonder tho animals Joined in
the chorus
Not ali the blood Of beasts.
Mr. CARPENTER, OF Evansville, Ind, has taken
Lick at the donation business, by 4 proposition
to establish u charitable institution in the city
At \ cost OF 81, ,000, ,00Q It will cost him six
tricks to revoke.
HENRY REEVE. editor Of tho "GBEvnLz
Memoirs, might just as well have suppressed
nothing. V1cToRn has banished him from Court,
and be might as we'll publish revised edition
giving everything.
T. E. BEEcun says That liable preaching by
itself produces laziness sponginess, sentimental
ism in the pews, and it Plymouth congregation
don't just make 7. Z. BEEcHER take that buck,
there is reason to believe his view is correct.
BARsun was elected Mayor Of Bridgeport last
Monday by majority OF 1877, running clear
ahead OF his ticket. He will lecture on temper
snce at Philadelphia to-day. and open bis great
circus there tomorrow, Business is business-
1t is understood that the 1ove-lorn JoHN
ALLEN is about to appear IS Jerry Clip in '*The
Widows Victim" He has been rehearsing it for
several years, and thinks he could play with
feeling At Ill evants, il not With marked intelli-
gence.
The Louisville Cottrier-Journa1 mora in eor-
row than in anger, reproves its disobedient COM
positor for not quoting the words "that extinct
conspirator, JEFFERSON DAVIS" Perhaps this
will be balm to the extinct conspirators wounded
feelings, but il not, what2
The darRey spirltu2list who is giving seances
In Savannah might make decided hit Of it II
he'd summon the spirit Of CHARLES SUMNER and
get him to put in \ protest against the present
invidious practice Of charging coiored gentle
men IS drink.-Neto York Commercial Ad-
pertiseT.
JoE HOWARD says that one OF the Brooklyn
Jury has been free with his tongue. and he (JoE)
will expose him When one comes to thipk OF
the possibility Of commencing the trial over
again and protracttng it for years, what relief
verbally excessive.
Benevolent Brother HALLIDAY has become
.tJu7enile Guardian himself. L newsboy from
whom, with his usual asper;ty. be declined to buy
q papar with ia full account Of BEEcuER's
trial" !" tried to pick his pocket, and HALLIDAY had
him promptly handed over to the police. The
boy WAS years old.
Col. JOIN n POWELL Of Mississippi, who
committed suicide in New York On Friday last,
was, previous to the Rebellion, one Of the wealth.
Jest aud most influential planters in Mississippi.
WxNpx11. Puu11ps once remarked Of his estate,
that cotton and slaves grew spontaneously on
PowE1l's plantation"
aWhy should man fill his belly with the east
wind7" shouts the Rev. Dr.. BUXTON, Of Hart
ford to ''the man who reads nothing but news
papers, Really, Doctor, We don't know. This
habit Of drinking pop and soda-watsr is nation
al vice, but it doesn't come from reading uews-
papers, as general thing.
As the paragraph travels, the woman Oa1A DE
JAxnA, who is said to hare whipped Partisan
editor, receives promotion. The Inst makes her
4 Rusaian Princess. Unfortunately, the WOMAN is
! Franco-R Russian adventures, and tho story Of
The Gaming Was utterly without foundation in fact
It was fabrication by the editor OF the Euene-
n7ent
Mr. TAYLOR, II. r, refused to attend state
dinner given by the Speaker Of the House Of
Commons, because he would be compelled to
wear court dress. He tells the Speaker that
this custom must be abandoned, because under
he new suffrage laws working1nen who could not
a1ord zuch display would b eertaiu to end
ther way into the House.
The Cincinnati Enquirer, resolved upon orig
nality, has engaged wit He got his salary
shoved right up to $3.50 when he handed in this
y les to your interest to renew my note, Hir,"
said young DEAppEAr to old SKMF1.rxr the other
lay, "Aye, aye. young man, " was tho ready re-
,ly, "but that's not my principal" II motel I
NOW I'll" groaned DEApaEAT.-S9. Louis Repub- |
ican- |
Mrs MoNAm, Of Henry Clay Township, Fay
,tte County, Pa, died recently at the age Of 104.
The circumstance wzs chiefly remarkable because |