The Arizona sentinel., 1875-06-26

hlmSelf that hall the lies told
about him amt true.
Another centeunarian gone Mrs
Dolly Honeycutt, of BOonville,
Ind, who closed a sweet life of
40 years.
An auctioneer once advertised
lot of chairs, which, he said, had
been fused by school children
without bottoms"
Darwin makes a clean $50, 200 a
year by proving that his grand
father was a monkey. This shows
that he is not an ass. Boston Post.
Mark Twain could have married
sixty.fve different girls for love,
but he waited till he could love
one with q coal mine in her own
name.
A pious man who can drive a
balky horse ten miles without be-
ing SET back ten years in his reli-
giOn is ripe enough for better
world.
A lady correspondent of a west
ern journal thinks there ought
to be a statute of limitations
against the temperance oflOng-
lost husbands.
Nevada ice-dealers are already
N 70 don hIn 4InT.
next summer, upon the ground
that the crop will be almost en-
tirely eaten up by the grasshOp-
pers.
1t is only % or 80 years since
Darwin, gazing into his mirror,
was suddenly struck with his
idea of the origin of man, and
now he has an income Of $4,000
a year.
Mark Twain says that with the
poor whites along the Mississippi
"chilis are mercifUl provision of
all-wise Providence to enable
them to take exercise without ex-
ertiOn."
Julian Hawthorne, in his "Sax-
on Studies," says: ITO be a
thorough German cook requires
only callous conscience, cold
heart, a confused head, coarse
hands and plenty of grease"
Among the presents at wood
en- wedding in Allentown, P, the
other night, was an immense cake.
This was reserved for the last;
and when they cut it they found
it was only cheese box covered
with icing.
Goodman. of Kansas City, a la
boring man who lives comfortably
by the sweat of his brow, has re-
ceived the sad intelligence that
he is one of nine heirs to a tract
Of land in the heart of Columbus, |
o., worth 100000.
Deacon Stiles was Millerite, |
but he failed to convince his wife |
of the truth Of his doctrines. On |
a wintry night he awoke her ex-
claiming, Arise, wife! I hear
the chariot wheels of God. " Lie !
still you old fool" said the pract-
ical wife, "the Lord wouldn't be
round here on wheels with such
good sleighing,"
We are assured by Professor
Tice, ofSt Louis, that when the
aerial maelsrom pours down thro'
the anticyclonal of a high barO-
meter, the dynamic is on the sky
and the static on the EARTH" Just
at that critical moment, we pre-
sumo, it behOoves people who
have any regard for their safety,
to stand from under.
That's just our opinion about it,
and we have said SO all the time.
And now, ladies, hands off Hen
~ Smith, Of Pulaski, OswegO
county, n. Y, if you please.
Would ask why? Read:
the
Anarchists
IL
I forbid Eny One Marrying
Henry Smith
for I was Engaged to him March the IL
1874 for if he gifts married he Will hAfto
Suffer the Penalty of the law
] remain as ever his intended wife
SOPHIA BAKER.
"HalIO, stranger! you appear to
be traveling?" Yes, | always
travel when / am on n journey
81 think I've seen you some
where?" Every likely, Pve Of
ten been there" "Mightn't your
name be Smith," "WeIl, it might
if it wasn't something else"
"Have you been long in these
parts?" Never longer than at
present-five feet nine" "Do
YOU calculate TO remain here some
time?" "Well, I'll stay till Pm
ready to leave"