The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1875-12-23
Miscellaneous.


The man who would like to see you
tho blind man.
If a man be only true TO himself il
will be very difficult for other, TO over
| take him.
Mem, to those contemplating matri-
mony-keep on contemplating it and
you won't be hurt.
Saving Banks-in n great many in
stances places to put money that you do
not want to save.
! We know all about shooting stars, but
we often forget that this world OF ours
is a revolver.
The most dangerous Of all fattcry is
the very common kind that We bcstow
upon ourselves.
A young woman who was "drivcn 10
distraction" now fears that she will
have TO walk back.
When parties go out pleasure sailing,
the seaside swels generally make every
body sick.
1t is the man with tight boots who
talks most violently Of the eternal fit
ness of things.
Why is a pig the most proviiential Of
animals because he always carries a
spare-rib or two about him.
How many grains Of common sense
go to one scruple? How many scruples
Ut conscience go to one dram!
"Pat have you seen stray pig this
~ sGShnra nm hn f.nnlA 4
tell a shtray pig from any other, sur. :"
Mr.. Budd asked her, Crosse, wilt thou
be mine1" Rose answered: al am sorry
is caanot be-but a roso cannot be
turned into bud"
They are getting SO accustomed TO
hangings in louisiana that people accosi
each other with this question Any
moose today"
A Detroit woman could think Of but
twenty-nine different ingredients to put
into a mince pie, and she wept at the
idea of losing her powers of memory.
ayes, he may be good scholar, and
all that, but he can't pass beer saIoon,"
was what one literary gentleman re
marked Of another on the street ycster-
day.
"Isn't your husband a little bald ?"
asked ono lady of another, in a store
yesterday. "Thcre isn't bald hair in
his head, was the hasty reply of the
wife.
At one of the colorcd \. II. i. churches
in Columbus, Ga, the other night, "a
woman screamed, "Glory: Ise jest like
soda water. lse b'iliiu' over"
When a Texas militia company all
got drunk the other evening couldn't it
be called u genuine case Of Il spree de
corpS?-Nclc York Commercial Advertiser.
4 girl with three arms is attracting
attention in Tescelo, near Jalapa, Mcxi-
60 and when that girl gets her two
arms around her husbands neck she'll
sill have one to firt with the other fcl.
low across the street.
The ladies of the Mount Vernon As
ISOLATION of Richmond are going TO hold
a grand centennial ball on the 22d of
February, at which all of the dresses
arc to be in the style OF one hundred
years ago.
A woman in Virginia City, Nevada,
who had been bedridden FOR months, had
to be carried out Of the house during
the iate fire. and within half IN hour
from that her great fright had effected a
complete cure OF her intirmiiy.
A New Orleans physician has an or
iginal way Of securing his fee when
patient dies. lie makes a post mortem
examination and carries some portion OF
the body 10 his Office, and gives notice
that he will return it "hen the bill is
paid.
my dear Murphy, why did You be-
tray tbs secret told you?" ais it be-
tray that you cal! it? Sure, when |
found wasn't able TO keep it myself,
didn't | do well 10 tell it 10 some one