The herald and mail. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1873-188?, 1875-05-21
sAYINGs AND pOINGs.

] WIZ ANhAAA III tue AOMil AANNAn 49,
the rock was still nearly red bot.
TT is said that linen busters, after th,
Ulster pattern, reaching 10 the heel
and girded I,ith n belt, viii bo fashion
able for gentlemen this summer. The!
may be fashionable, but they won't b'
pretty.
A MAN digging well in New jersey
came across a LOOpskirt eighteen Zee
beneath the surface OF the ground, ano
il flew mp and struck him across the
nose Just as naturally as II he had come
across it in an alley.
LoTrA, the actress. Is small, has
| $500, 600 In her own name and can earn
$3.50 per night on the stage, yet That
mother Of hers kinder takes a fellow
breath away when she puts on her bon,
net and shawl and says, "Oh, yes we
will be delighted 10 take a ride.
A VERY pretty Sunday-schcol song is
the one entitled, Put your armor on,
my boys" There is, however, young
| lady in our town who doesn't like to
! hear 10. She saws Do sounds like "Put
your arm around me. bU1s and 10 al
ways makes her feel lonesome.
WHEN a Green Bay boy was telling
the coroner about IL. he remarked :
Well, you know, dad aXod me II j
! would have some sGsslge, and | said !
would. and he iabbcd with the fork and
Topped ont of his chair and was dead'rn
a naIl IN a mint
THEY have had a spelling match down
OH the banks OF tho Tranquil Milpitas.
There were twcuty-seycD contestants.
g.. . Nhsa
"cat, j." aud the last man would have
gone down too, only ho suffered, aud
couldn't get IN the second Ct quick
enough.
RoBERr BURNS autograph sold in
London, the other day, for eco, while
Queen Elizabeth's brought only quarter
that sum.
"The rank is but the guiuca's stamp.
mans a man Tor a that.
BANANA FRErcurr'g hash having
been settled, and the discovery made
that che is a Quaker lie, gHyJlfc with
Hezsian hy sauce. viii somebody now
inform us il any such boy Gs . Excel
sior" ever existed uu' climbed hill
with "a banner of strange device ~
Richmond Enquirer.
II appears that the fact that man is
n fool doesn't occur 81 HIM even IN the
next world. A trance medium IN Balti-
more has been telling how the spirit Of
one Weaver enjoyed the doirgs at his
own funeral "Sho said ho was pres
ent at the masonic temple when services
were held over his body, and could see
and hear rs well as in llic. A sweet
and iudcsCribable Joy filled his spirit a1
f.HlHHI NJ q az TufTITl'
on that OCCASION
THFY we're married last fall, and they
hadn't had one cross word or sour look,
when. the other night, he moved the
cook stove into the sbunty aud called
her 20 hold the pipe up whiI' Inc gently
knocked the joints together. She
smiled swectly as she replied !" Yes,
my dear" but five minutes hadn't
passed before he yelled out Dunn
/ thought You knew something ] And
she threw two joints of p,pc at him and
replied: al want yuu Go understand
that we are us strangers from this hour!
ID, trOH Free Press.
ONr Of the latest delivers ~ the re-
pious OF the uuflthomabio claims t'
have made the discovery that photo
sraph of the palm ~ the hand furnishes
n far better means Of identifying q Grim
inal than photograph oitta iuca. No
two persons, he claims. have the mark
iugs alike. and no disguise short Of
actuaI disbursement will do away with
fhe difference. An this may be true;
but the police will probably cling to
their old love for photographs OF the
face until thew can induce criminals 10
travel with their hands au exposed as 10
keep the markings I'm plain sight.
DNGLER's Pyrotcchuic journal con
fains an account Of researches made 10y
DR.. Otto Krause, of AuuahCrg, on TO-
1accp smoke, which he finds contains
considerable quantity OF
,arbouic oxide. The after ELECTS OF
.T9olipg are SAID 90 bee principally ycaused
.v this poisonous gas, gs the smoke.
lever can prevent part oi the smoke
rom descending 30 tine lnnGH ana thus
he poisoning - unav'iaaple' Ut
Erause is Of opinion Tint the alter-ehects
,re al the more energetic tho more IN
,xuerisucni the smoker ls, AMI lac mus
EXPLAINS The unpleasant results OF tho
irst attempts 10 smoking, which arc
,enr rally ascribod 10 nicotine alone.
PHILADELPHIA is pgnderiug over the
GLOWING offer which l3lruum has made:
Il will undertake, and give bonds for
he I'm If lmtut al the contract, THAI II
he Citv OF Philadelphia viii stop selling
iGuor and give m" as much ns was OK
,eud,d here for liquor last y ear, 90 run
he city next year; ! viii pay oll the cily
ypausea no person living within her
,ord rs shall pay taxes there shall bo
10 insurance on property; Rood uresb
nd suit shall be gwen 90 every poor
,ov. girl. mnn and woman; all the edu-
afional expenses shall bee paid; barrel
f dour shall bs given - every needy
nd worthy person aud ] viii clear
.aIf million or million dollars myself
" the operation.
FerrypsHrr. love ani truth Aye, ny
.rofbers tboy are three sunny islands
4 the river Of life: three links amid
lo r,,IJcp letters" which link heart
NTH heart IN the sweet "nnhuehce oi
ublimc brotherhood. They are
Three watch-lsbts ON tho stormy mshlana"
or earth a wave -boatDd strand
'hree harbor- among the rocky l'Iahu7'
Bpgirt with trC8chCruus SANDS.
'hree -preseryCI- uu time "eoAH'
With dangerous reefs bellows
'hree voices mid the hCErs cnihlhoI'Vn'
To hash its strains Of woe.
Three blossoms from the LARA ~ N0Weiri
To cheer the faHtmg -Oul;
'hree ray- Of beauty from tlo bower
BeyCnd life's utmost goal
'hres strains uf rsW'Uruus mu.ln rWolhuBr
Around the burial -ad;
'hree pillars IN tho holy dwelling
The temple OF our God.
4 COMPARISON of the siatistica Of the
consumption Of liquor in France and
he epirit-driuking COMMITTEES OF Great
Britain and tho United States shows
not expected. The amount
f liquor consumed jpn the United
states last v,ar was G3, ,T2l ,52S gallons,
f which .gj7, 800 were imported and
he remainder OF home manufacture.
The cost of this 90 consumers was Sal
G9, GAG The consumption is about a
,allon and a half per head Of the popu-
alton, or, as the liquor.cousumers are
TO be one eighth OF the entire
population, ten gallons 70 each con-
umer at $50, which accounts for the
inicuIty some folks experience IN
getting ahead. In England and
Scotland the ratio prr capita Is nigBer,
he amount being two gallons less