The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-10-21

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daughter, aud Is cltaghef % bis
claims said 70 the reverend gentleman
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Ttey found dozen brass buttons
sd sone blae cloth ia . California CO.'S
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la New York las, week Louisa Hea
ser. pretty girl 81 fourteen. attempted
q commit suicide IS drinking a quart
etof a pint u ret iak This SQUAD. ink
red ihie. bat Il {. ifae. ihe physician
didui order her y swallow 3 sheet Of
b!otuag pad because be 5iIa't thick
II would be write
boy ia tie suburbs tried to a.
certain. the other day the sonndness
81 toe proverbs "Birds q feather
aogA together lie pluckod the cid
rooster down 70 single tail feather.
aud il diiat flock al of, bat went and
bid under tho barn Thus is another
Old SAYS smashed
Little Alice was crying bitterly,
aud on being questioned confessed to
having received a slap from one Of her
playicllows You should have return.
cd il, uuwisely said the questioner.
Oh, returned il before, said the little
girA
WHAT'S all this talk about the cour-
reney and the fye-twiniios aud the
siyiu.thirtics that hears about, Mixer
Why, bliss your sowl dom ye know
Paty Il names that the Government
wants 10 make the Iaborin min work
from 6ye.tsinty ia the morniu til sly
10 thirty 10 the ayening Och, the
spslpeens May the divil choke
thin
Political orators in the West indulge
10 some high flown reservations in
regard to their hrmness Of principle
The following is moderate specimen
Build a worm fence around the Win
ter's supply Of Summer weather, skim
the clouds from the sky with tea.
spoon. catch thuudercloud ID a blad
der, break hurricane to harness,
ground-sluiee an earthquake, lasso an
avalanche, pin napkin on the crater
Of an active volcano but never expect
70 see me false 10 my principles
A gentleman finding that the dim.
mutton Of his stack OF wood continued
after bis fires were ont. lay awake or,
night 10 order 10 obtain, il possible
some clew to the mystery At an houI
when all honest folk should be ia bed
hearing a person at work IN the yard
he cautiously raised his chamber win
dow, and saw a lazy neighbor endeav
oring to get large log into his wheel
barrow. You're pretty fellow, sait
the owner, TO come here. and steal my
wood while I'm asleep Yes, replied
the thief aud | suppose you wouId
say up there and .ce me break ms
neck with lifting before you'd offer {,
oJms aud help me
We do not pretend 70 believe il
dreams, but VI bad one few nighti
since, OF such a singular character tina
we cannot resist an incliqation to give
il Publicity We dreamed, ior print
ers are subject TO dreams that al ou
delinquent subscribers focked 10 an,
pad up their old accounts conse
qucaily. we Immediately procure,
new type from New York, enlarged thu
paper, aud paid of the papermaker
In this we were exceedingly delighte,
but just a. We were about to rcndc
host Of acknowledgements 70 our pat
rons, an unIucky, laundering. little ID
sect. which we DO think might hay,
found better lodgings gave US such
lucnlly grip between the shoulders
thai We awoke under The dreadful ~
psehensioa that the Sheriff had favored
Us With a eall--bnt il vas al dream
all but the bite
= Mr.. Menills vas out collecting
Friday He drove up 70 The hoas Of
debtor In the suburbs. aud hiiching I'll
team. knocked at the door The debt
ers wife answered the summons. /
yoar husband at home What's want
ing she asked. want TO get som