The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-04-14

-155 thiuE 10 keeP-Cool-
-ss c-guu.uC Hci-C Coronation.
-fz-s tilas muss be -wheelbar7ows.
Er--urs-If you want your ears pierced, pinch
81 Itg.
-s Lowell Courier calls total abstinence
1-as- o. uller-spout
zones calls ihe chapter 10 new novel, over
r t.s VIE EePt Profusely, q watering place
-ur -vir brothers are said to be so much alike
ley Frequently bo--OEed money from each
rlh5gi knowing L.
lss.1e g1ur sweetheart says e trifing young
-1 -s 5ss sasiur soup with fork u takes
I- -ims 10 gel cnough."
-E1- lvsr-y long years says New Jersey
-ar a.be Eolf stood as The poor widows door 3"
at-a-l Itl u0.- couldn't have stood il half so
gentleman late one evening met bis servant.
aEHIe- where are you gong al this time Of
rl- a-uo good, ] warrant" Il was going
E-r1u. Sir was the reply.
--.a-6. uiaia Govt p was the approving remark
q. tse1oi.l iairs o. Vermont after sEaIlowinga
-a-i ruuci vti-t bad been offered To him as a
glass; a[ mix.
Nl-l Platte, Neh-, was once virtuous and
Ey l5uu nos swear vas ever heard there.
--l si.t people jasi spent their tine IN preparing
E- aavau. N0r al is changed. In an evil
--1-ls-g d brass aaud was organized-
"a sngEuar whose notices called for few fat
E-rs 30 feed his oauui6als.- received a carl
f-l- uau saving Ihai be oOuldn spare his boys,
t.- b. had 8 good -stall+e5 mOther-in-lawT that
ta taourtg would SUIT
I.uas mentioned one day TO President Lincoln
at1l tvo young ladies Of his acquaintance bad
qaa-slsl aud laaaed each other with abuse.
&. Hure lbey called each other ugly p asked the
r-ssi5eui a No. sir.' Very good then, l will
1a5s-iake 20 reconcile them.
AtE parry, while 3 Young lady was playing the
rilur viit b peculiar 5riiliancy Of touch, rich
f.1a.1- exclaimed. - I'd give the world FOR those
fu-a-s- Perhaps you might get the whole
t--l ty askiag. sad The young lady's obserTaut
11uma
TlsE bsre sharp lawyers down East One Of
.t6u. u1-satiur for dinner asks a pOatry
6sals- e. ls sbu turkey yong one ~ Yes.
E- aFriu ron take your oath on itgr Certainly
-rrL- Lauye- administers the oath. charges !
DOL f1- sbs zs-vise- and takes his pay in poultry
-OuuE ttsy t-ain the Chinese TO eat grasshop-
-a-r- Is she question that agonizes one part Of
ta r-aat West while smother IS riven with an
r1.sb over ihe great inquiry Can't they train .
tta rrassboupers 70 esi The Chinese2'
The venerable Res. Lyman Beecher once told I
q ra--r minister uot 10 rtink too much about the
sa-s 81 tis roica bui 10 be earnest No man,
sad DR. Besol.e-. -ersr cred FIRE in the wrong
sars whsr his 0Eu house was burning
Ts-r ssuuid people often become very musical.
j Is s. sori oI u-sieusion 70 intellect that suits
s-- oauacties. Pluia-ch suys somewhere that
tts best uusiuinI instruments are made from the
iau-551ss Of asses. Piutarch never made more
sa1s-aie obss-Faiion.
1rhsr tas Duke Of Nevcastle vas in the
Ua.,-5 Siaiss q citizen Of Cincinnati, who bad
r-asl-s5 io get introduced 70 the duke, thus in
t-a8u.sd iis wife ai Pike's Opera House Duke,
ss. uis l1t-o5uoe Fos tomy siie, Ms Juige-,
a.z 6a1rbisr O. Ma. Gen. Of Kentucky,
paz Eus b-aully murdered by the British and lO-
5.-as Eisle eiO-ouslg fghtiug Tor hls country al
. aa.tls or ibe RIVER Raisen."
Ir hsa-lur oT a. Irisb case ior an assault and
i.aa-a-y q zsunssl. shile cross examining one OF
t. Ei1osssss. asks hin Ehal they bad at The
E-s. ulast tbeT stopped al -Four glasses Of
1a rzas .hs answer &. What nextS- Two
-asss cr rtisssr.- What nextys ~0ne
1ass ar tl-ss5r What nextsr a hghtn
Tas .s5its-o q a. Aueriosu paper, viii grateful
s.1-uauss. ussuo~le3rs5 ihe receipt Of q mix
--u-t f1 one columa sa5 ir he mex poblished a
s-7u-arss nsra-sueut-- Somebody has con
-as5 81 tis inCousis,saey. and be explains
s-- tie 'editg- ot ihis raPer has nothing 70 DO
E.-t rtts GOES INTO the Temperance ooluun, oo-
t-zs aht rsu3sme1 who cou6acs thas SePsr'-
r-s u-gltiuc io 6o xish shai gOes into The
Sout ys1-s aco ur ol5 sira-Psintsr, Who vas
r- cross us-r r-uE. and lissle 6eaf was en-
---s5 t1 raiul ths zen coumAn6msuss Oa some
sla ir chr-5t uoi I've niies from BuAalo.
g. vs-ss5 $50 dsvs a. q ard a he end Of the
ss---t ar ~ pzssor q he ehs-ch cane % see
n-H it1 ru-S rl-uc-essea. TIE ol6 nHn Stood ey.
s1lsiurr sba-- uirs, as he rsvsrsud gsotenan
~ IL e-s crer tie ss6lesS - = sid the
E-ste ana Is tau1iz- eve Sssecaed something
E-1g r ere ws-sisr of TIE r-eceqls. IS uty. yco
7--aiass ait man- Fos have le,t q par; Of sheeou
rslslzsris s1si-sy o1is 6osf yon seey' Nos
rl sz1t AK sd IL ols u,aa. rS;sing On his
sr=-iz-,ss -no uost,ur lea o1t-Uheref" Way,
thl-s ra-szssa he p4sssr. iook al Il IN The b.
al- EuE hnrs ~ sozs q that oonnan6neat
u-l -Efu4- pazs Z / have 2 sd ols Oosiiuacy.
a. b. ~ ts ere co1rlsosusly ever his work
''rils1 hares rhe-es Rore there nov than
gasl tesa- Anoshsr Eas aoue oo-reos artist
- szg1Es5 asu 5sE.