The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1875-11-10


L.eral Farrerr-Bizsksuitbs.
css1tuus'f Coat O. sTms--Tbs crest Of wave.
Gi-lyr ready % take sair view Of things-A con
6as-as-
Ths bone ctroie-uulknig Hround with the baby at
uiril-
"a -ilrs ship has the greatest number Of Peopl,
been vrscEed. Courtship.
Wac b drar-u tooth like things forgottenl-Be-
.-sass itE oui o. the head.
EHzi u-t ibey which. though always drunk, ar,
u.rre- iridzioaisi .-Toastt.
-tass vho riss 20 smiaencs suddenly are very ap,
GO c-as haok b. ID, next train.
EzsaIsluost s. ofieu Ike the plating on spoons
when g rerrE &c il shows the brass.
a spanish r-5ve-b ssys. e A Kiss without mus
-aaht lile ezE without sali-'
T7hsl fortune wants TO le, fsIlow-bOiag fall the
ha-ssst. she Iii5s him ur the highest.
a uar'l fool % sry 60 beat the sun in rising 1t
vil BE- surs 20 rise some morning when be won't.
u.au called on a dilatory debtor and politely
EEid. - It yuu % pay me- the amount Of your bill IN
r.s5isisy. yot q oblige ne If not, shall have to
abIirc rou--
way t s ditsoBest bankrupt like an honest poor
uaE '-Be1ause both faa 10 gel rich.
- Bop rves-- but how bald for one 50 youngj' is
shui young iady remarked about an infant.
uasa1t shiur % see roses and lilies glowing
u1ar q guuur lady's cheek. bus a bad sign to see
Elazs last brsat oui in blossoms.
g.llsy-au5 dscla-ed on one occasion that he des-
Ti-rl mankind. o. The reason observed BarrAs
-h veg sHr.szsut-hs had studied himself too
6ug-ly~
a goutlaurr in foreign parts, who had murdered
IA tsibsr and natber his vie and few other rea-
z--ua. t-arisd thss shs 5usy would take as an e1-
oeaiur cirouustAncs the fact Of his having attain
81 aat AZ uf any without ever having committed
ruzl uur hsio-s.
An iagui-iHr Buglish tourist walking along the
s-.s-l o. ,-ov r0rk f0uad his progress stopped by
t-iaads 81 ibor- q What is ihat for p said he to
a ruru1 Ia tn street. " Oh thas's to stop the yel-
80 fsro-- Al. sec" said sbe EnelishnAn
-z.t az Auu-isaH Board Of Health"
a ruutiunzr whiis making a speech, inadvertently
rlsr11r fa-rr-d. ssE oE the platform. In response
e. ts Fss o. iaugstsr that greeted his unluely fall.
De sHiurd tha. any speaker had right to come down
o. az lesel 81 his Hudieaos-
Wr-t rou aruut ~ asked lnver Of \ witness.
wsl~ wus The reply. a' I had been drinking go
zaust caalar Z toll whether was sober or not"
lay BlI. vhaft ,he difference between your
s1t su5 b.l-rost,- g. e. give !, up said Julias''
vsll- ous - Bus ticker and the other is bill
tsisEe-
a ruubsioas ia Coi0ruac osnsssTy has the fol-
luriaE tuuotiur eFisEph
HsvHs Young, be was fair,
Eas ths InjuHs raised his hair"
I'M srraus scve-tigu of Chiua NsOended the throne
rs- r houa-H5y title of Kwang Su. the best trans
l..sus % uhi-h it Coutnuati0n of Glory"
wur. iu vhns be knows about farming. gives a
-r- roo5 plaa 70 remove widows weeds. He says a
ssl.sli1s r-sz has only 10 say. s.wit thOs." /" and
tbgg rlL
vsas have been oouFtruesed with nose pockets to
s- ~ rsis % be pinned back closely and yet set
vel 90 ~ t-uu- In giving orders for the article
lss.rtl o. uose q be ssnied-
"a vuurr ou4n ia Liverpool. disguisea for months
a. q uahu1Hu ~ last detected by her auvArying
rrai.s r-ursr language, and refusal 10 take ask
uu-t shan ne legal fA-ue-
a ----.lr rouuz lower onoe sought his bride
fsre 81 be blse-stpckinE school.
Fr.uss ne GEAR Sir. bui I've vowed she replied,
Tn ruai6 never mary fool"
s.sr ttuk not Of vedlocl,' be answered my fair;
Tuur raw was liana's suggestion,
sis-e nuns hus a fool. il is easy 70 swear,
Woull routurr Hsk you The suesiien-"
-.rsa. si-,' yelled a p-eaehsr IA Dakota church
rus su-ass morning. -the-s's more lying and
sr-aa-rr ard stealing and general deviltry 10 the
rur-s i-st r thl hs-s than all the rest of the
alru-irun ruuus-r.n and then the congregation got
O. and suupss sls r-oasho- cut Of The window.
u Ps-.Asiss several dissenting members Of tho
r---a-si u-uh waited on The rector with request
shut shur uirhs hs~s shs services Of the ErAs
si-r r-stou avn you allow rs. sir. to dig our
ru-rrsr nslses ons uf tho dcputAiion. Certainly,
-u-ll---uz- aid TIA -cctoz son noSt welcome,
an5 tht so1ua- he bo-tur-
] so.-.- sid AZ Aberdeen minister to his fock.
-hs- u-pisins5 to suu n ny last sermon. that
rtIrrtt-uTT wrs tire love os our species, you must
huvs underwood ne 70 say specie, Which may ac-
eau-s E-- a. szaiinust oF the collection. You viii
Trure. h1ra. hT rour prcEcut contributions, that
u1 az ~ uurer l.so-ing under The same mistake"
new ~ uaraaoss way q punishine arunkners
IN Burunh. TIE arunku-a Is pE-aded through the
srs iy itt sials Ministers. Who read the crime at
~ u--uss euus-s ana lash him with thongs. He is
tluur satst ro 4hs Rirh Court and foEged more
rs-o-sir art tAsn seut home. II he Is found guilsy
racara siru be in s-unsud in The same E1ys and
lau- h1naEtsi trcU lhs e5unt-y.