The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1875-04-01

Shakespeare given in the Life Of
Barhom (pre6xed BY his son to the
jolly Ingoldsby Legends) isn't bad on
/ Good,nRme: ass.trs.
~ "Who steals my purse steals stuff!
Twas mine-'tisn't' 'his--nor nobody else's !!
But the Who runsaway with my Good Name,
Robs1me Of what does not do him any good,
Ard makes me deuced poorp' ".a
Then we have Of the same euphoni-
Gus series, Goodsir, which, is courte-
ous.;, Goodwin, which, is ambitious !;
Goodspeed; which is kindly; and
Goodenough, which should suffice
had T not just stumbled on Good
night! the veritable title of a Colora-
do dame who went, to a. Methodist
convention, accompanied by most
appropriate. fellow delegate, Mrs.
Sheets!
Another British physicians name
DIR. Chas., H. Cattle-suggests a
sort of Darwipismsi in names, retro
spectiye, degeneration, for here we
hayea a Hurd of appel1ations, pastoral
in there suggestions. We find
more commonly Bulls and .Bullocks.
and2le SO, Steers (the great naval
architect, and what terror should
be inspired in these by Mr.. Butcher
(the cutler)! To describe these
bovine creatures l have in my list
both Brindle Gan English M. d.
and Dunn :(U. SAY, while Horn,
Hide, etc., are not rare. To guide
the toilsome members of this class is
Gee "a London wine merchant),. and
Haws to.fmatch ! are easily found,
while for their physical comfort have
we not excellent Hay (John, in liter
ature), and the fragrant Clover Lon
don surgeen), and Straw (stearns
county, y; and should they desire to
room 2 and rql1miipate, q = what better than
Field and Lea tpublishers and able
writers themselves), and Meadows
CEnglsh medical 'author) g.:
Now for !ourselyes: the proper
study Of mankind, you know, is Mann
(Horace), and among the specimens
in my verbal museum that mark our
anatomy are. some that I have treas
ured long as the drollest. of names.
To begin at the top, we have Hare
(if not hair>, perhaps .Silyerlock
(London ,printer) or Blackjack will
| suffice us here ; and Heads are numer-
GUS enough to provide the foolish
world with Braines GU .s.N.), though
good types of the, latter are rare after
all. Tooth is English, and Toothaker
IN. w. would be amusing # it were
not painfully suggestive. A lady died
recently in New York: named. Shout
ders, and Arm I have met in the same
city; while, Hand Dr.; St. PAUL. and
Finger a doetorin;E Europe ewith what
delight I found his indicative and
prehensile name y point the upper
extremity: Mr. Legggei makes grave.
! stones for p living T suppose he has
sene foot :iathe grave all the time;
and that terminal "ge" with aristo-
cratic leanings) wont save, him he'll
need his OWN wares as we'll as the rest
Of US. Descending this Appollo-like
formj,I recall two patients of mine
rejoicing respectively in the: flexible
! cognemen Knee, and the vulnerable
surname Shin, while Foot brings me
to earth; land Shanks (the last two
legislators elegantly include all the
merits Of the lrwer extremities. Oh
internal organs, useful members,
have preserved Livers Gu. S. A. and
[Spleen, and Kidney, the last two
names occurring in the mortuary list
Of an Eastern paper, which may vel
! excite our apprehension lest. this i'm
! portant race is dying out.
!: In completing this anatomical list
! permit me to enter the interesting
name Of Teats Gan army surgeon dur
ing the war ar)-fountain source of ou,
earliest joys!: What capital domes
| tic practice such a doctor should =es
tablish, and how popular he would b.
among the little folks! I almos
.Eenvy" him, for my name is only
: ESnooks, and-and-but I must moi
1 digress. -
f. Now having built up our man
and supplied him with q Soule lie
US constitute ourselves his .puryeyor!
andsees how we'll he fares; i find W
can feed him Veale Ga Kansas editor
), Salmon, { Londonz surgical instrumen
f maker) and Maekerel ss( (St. Cloud
: 1:While Fish..are abundant, and slipper,
!. sometimes Hamilton included). Fo
lighter fare he have Oyster est. Pau
name), Garliek, Onion and Pigg (tw
!, names found in the burial records 0
: Boston, 1543). The other porcin
names, Hogg and Bacon, are too chea]
!, to dwell upon. For relish to hi
daily food we can place before hin
Pickles (from a will recorded il
Plymouth, Mass, 1864, Salt (ane
Sons, surg. inst. makers London) an
Pepper Ca medical family of note il
> Philadelphia, or ever Peppercorne &
> London doctor )=-please observe tn
bloated air that final e.lends to thi
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