Litchfield enquirer., 1875-05-27
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 Brooklyn still ''tunes" its liars.
 moving tail-a hungry dogs. s5TbsAaiDdE &eryAHG Gthsaattef g
 4 side eissue-Woman. at the creation. Can you spell consent in three letters? Yes.
 Title i5is aes,1S4Aut .iksiHass iksiHs bana-th St. Nickleus.
 The oldest Western settler-the evening sun.
 The oaiy aSisssass iast ioask than ydu want are law suits. ' As twice eleven are itwenty-two,I how can twice ten be twenty, too.
 The man pronOunces Don Quixote' keyhote" shows what sort of man he IS. The Chicago Times, speaking of the del uge, refers in complimentary terms to "Admirap' Noah
 A West Virginia justice recently receiv- ed e c wedding fee three gallons of soft soap.
 Love is sed tn be blind, but I know lots of phellows in love who can see twice as much in their gals as I kan.
 Enterprise. The Chicago Times sold twenty thousand extra copies on the strength of the editors going to jail.
 The tenor and soprano in Boston choir were married recently. A fictitious ex- change says that they met by chantss the usual WI S sNs { A aNf Editors of rural newspapers are con- mencing to cackle over the big eggs that farmers present them with. SI5EfJ-
 els this the Adams house?" asked a stranger of a Bostonian. "Yes," was the reply, tits Adams House until you get to the roof, tllen its caves. sl tA n < ''Lord, make us truly thankful for what we are about to receive-these biscuits aint fit for dog" is the way Monroe, La, man asks blessing.
 "Bub, said an old gentleman in the gallery of the Courtroom, fixing himself tor comfortable nap. wake me up when A Boston widow with. $50, 900. has just welded Q reporter whose gushing words about her first husband, deceased, effect ually won her heart. i4. asq sT3lto dA
 A La Crosse church has two women. to pass the contribution box. and it is a cu- rious sight to see those women pass the boxes over their husbands heads.
 A person was told that three yards of cloth, by being wet would shrink one- quarter ota yardsT Well, then,"he in- yard. would there be any left?'' sA
  q The Indiana 9ditor who took his moth er-in-lGw on an editorial excursioh Is re- quested to announce through the columns of his papers whether he was actuated by generous impulses or by fear ''" '' ''' : s A little four year old woke up very early one morning, ard seeing the full moon from the window, he innocently remarked '1 should think it was about time for Dod to take that moon in." 44-N
 "A country editor cannot be as bold and independent in his paper as his city broth CT. He has to collect his own, subscrip- tiOns, and almost everybody in the coun- try keeps Q dog. lSLA Something like logic-'.Ay, we're a downtfodden set, we working men and poor folks. There's the Claimant He would have got his rights long ago,if he had not been q butcher ssson. "-P Punch. 1 A pair of boots that once belonged to George Washington are, now in. .the possess ion ofa Philadelphia gentleman. :, Their aize very plainly indicates why nobody ever yentnrad to give. the, father of his country any Hsass.rsk ers4iad wei baa s 6zs.s a3 ifEsI .aEtkee ffaS aa.sa Hsse val gs aof The Graphic remarlls that it is hard to say why independent voter spelled with capital letters is of so much moro account than when put in flower case. There is q little more printers ink on him. but that saifanaf biFrqBSad Bdd dAis 9 l9oks kr5U 5pUrHfhfuouO sg Said . enlored Georgia preasher: sDar's F0bnims and stealth all around. Dar's de Beecher business, de Woodruff business, Sumner Rgdsaa& tsAadoes cone whoop in aronnds ds FfegdmarTs Bank has bus ted. and h ipeary as if de end was nigh. mighty elifs' It hand. "'s1 a''f0o =
 The freaks Q ,fahhion dare funny, In esdss e tc hs aRls ta arsw FhsiE ysils tight Mlth xHkqla pocket for the. nose and SM4&94&a aaaence is, the woman ortiariho ss Ssal ssnas the noasuse of her -nese.- s1eS09rT meerO col 7da0Txfs tA