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The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12
LOCAL NOTICES.
NOtice.-1ce.

NOtice.-1ce.
The undersigned has this day sold out
his city Ice business 10 Messrs. Huse.
Loomis Il Co.
All bills due him for ice In the city,
from the lst Of August, will he collected
by Huse, LOOMS & Co.
Thanking the public for the iavors they
have conferred upon him he begs con-
tinuance for the latter firm.
The tickets issued by him will ba re.
ceived by Huse, Loomis & Co., for Ice.
JOHN SPRoAT.
CAIRO, ILL, August 4, 1876. s-4-lw
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DlsSO1satlOn.

The partnership heretofore existing be.
tween the undersigned under the firm name
OF AFTER & stewart. ia this day dissolved by
mutual consent Mr.. AFTER retiring.
The business win be continued at the old
stand, on Commercial avenue, by James
w. stewart and W ebster NJ. White, under
the name OF Stewart x White. who will
collect all bills due the old firm, and pay
all of its indie biness.
g. u. ARrER,
JAs. W. STEWART.
CAIRO. ill.,, August 4, 1873. s-5-st
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Obstacles to Marriage.

Happy relief for young men r. m the ef'
fects OF errors and abuses in early Mfe.
Manhood restored. Impediments to mar.
risge removed. New method Of treatment.
New and remarkable remedies. Books
aud circulars sent tree, in sealed envelopes.
Address, HOWARD ASSOCIATION. Il
n. Ninth street, Philadelphia, PAN tnsti'
tuition having high reputation for honor
al lie conduct and professional skill.
hi I'D A. w-3m.
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LOOK HERE
Base halls OF Every Description
Al
PHIL II. SAUP'S.
To the Citizens OF Cairo.

Iwould inform my many friends. that
AIN still 10 the auction business, and ready
10 attend u all sales that may offer. My
long experience In this business needs no
comment-i is no experiment On my part,
aad parties entrusting goods to my care
need not be afraid. as I am no 'squib" or
novice 10 the business.
Special attention given TO real estate and
outdoor sales, as fhsve never missed max
ing sale. ID. HARTMAN, Auctionesr.
Corner Sixth street and Commercial Av.
.-3l.ti
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BY an unfortunate mishap in the press.
room Of the BULLETIN Office OH night be-
fore last, the forms Of the paper could not
be worked of. The matter has been
remcdied, as our readers will see by the
appearance Of the paper as usual this
morning.
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From Mr. Walter b. Pettls, who, for
some days past, has been travelling In
Missouri In the interest Of the firm Of
Stratton & Bird, grocers Of this city, we
learn that the corn and tobacco crops
in the vicinity of Sikeston and other
neighboring localities will be very large.
This Is different tune than that warbled
by the farmers who reside where the wa
ter creeps over the ievec.
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The undersigned being convinced that
the present low price Of ice entails loss
upon the dealers, hereby agree that on
and after Sunday, August lst, the price
of ice shall be as follows: For 80 pounds
and upwards at 75 per 100; less than
80 pounds at any one time. at the rate Of
81 per 100 pounds.
HusE. LOOMS 4 Co.,
.-3O.tf JoHS SPRoAr.
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The Union BensvOlent Association.
The Union Benevolent Associ ton wishes
to inform the public that It was organ zed
September 18th, 1874, and begs pardon for
coming ou' at such late date; but ow.
ing TO the hard times We have been de-
lsyed. We are now happy TO announce
that we have been successful 10 far, and
ready ct any time for the acceptance OF
members or petitions Cor the same. Time
Of meeting, Frid " before the second Sat.
urdsy In each month. Hall on Fifth street,
between Commercial and Washington av.
snues. H. TUGGLH, President,
p. ADAMS, vice.President.
L. W. BAKER, Secretary.
7-I7.lm.
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A gentleman Of this city, who recently
Travelled on the same car with one Of the
Bulliners Of Williamson county, says
that notwithstanding oil the fuss that has
been made about these noted characters,
the one nc saw looks and talks just like
nny other man.
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wood and Coal

Wood, 81 per cord-6O cents of for
cash. Big Muddy coal by the car load 80
pcr ton. All goods delivered.
q. w. WHEELER & Co.
OFFICE AND YARD.-Tcnth street, be-
tween Commercial and Washington ave.
nues. s.l0-lm.
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RIVER AND WEATHER.

The RIVER last evening was ~ feet
inches on the gauge, having risen q frac.
tion OF an inch during the previous p
hours; l,s5 Inches of rain fell night be-
fore last, but the weather yesterday was
clear aud line. The raise in the river was
caused by the late Wabash Hood which
came ont in a huge wave. The decline
will BE- resumed to-day and will continue
without interruption unless Prof. Tice
GOO. 10 fooling with the weather again.
GENERAL ITEMS.
Ii avy drift ran ont of the Ohio
again yesterday.
The Cherokee was deeply laden yes
terday, and added nothing here.
Capt. Dick Love of st. LoE.s
was Il passenger on the City of
Chester for Memphis Tuesday.
The river fell feet at Cincinnati, il
inches at Louisville, IA inches ut st.
Louis and Il inches at Nashville yester-
day.
On Saturday raft of rails attached
to floating tree. on which five or six
small hogs were riding, iloated past Ev-
ansvillc. The pigs were secured by some
Evansville boys, who interviewed them
in skiffs.
Capt. Jessie X. Bell and lady of
New Orleans were passengers to this
city on Inc Aamcs Howard, and on the
James Fisk to Paducah. Mrs. Beu Is
the lady in honor OF whom Capt. Hicks
named his boat now building at Me,rop.
| oils.
The tow-boat Hotspur, building ri
Evansville, will soon be completed. Hcr
builders and owners are Morris, Ingle 4
Co., OF Evansville. She is ITO feet long
p feet beam, A feet hold, and her engines
are Is inches diameter, a feet stroke, ant
has boilers 20 feet long, 80 inches diam
cter.
The damage to tile South by the lat
| floods:; docs not materializc very well, ",
are happy to learn. The Missouri low
lands between this port and Memphis
have suffered materially and small sec
ton below Helena also. But aside from
these there has been no loss from oyer
flow, and the damage to crops by wei
weather will be inconsiderable.
The Il. F. Eckert left fer ThebeS
Tuesday morning to work OH the towboal
A. j. Baker. The Mississippi is falling
fast and her deck will soon he exposed.
1t is probable that very large amount
Of sand and mud has accumulated In
the hold and OH the decks Of the Baker,
which will make the work of raising her
very difficult.
Diver Al. Burris arrived from Gin
clnnati via Louisville, Paducah and the
Jim Fisk. lie had to lay over at Louis
vile, came near being mashed upon the
T.. & Il. road by fallen tree, and suf-
fercd detention at Paducah. He says
that II he Is only forgiven for this trip
he will never travel by rail again if there
is any other route available. He goes to
the Eckert by the packet this morning.
1T Is now very likely that the W. j..
Behan. sunk near Shreveport, will prove
total loss. The owners very foolishly
tried to raise her by lifting with n crane
boat, and failed after giving her some
heavy pulls. The attempt to lift steam
boat nearly always opens butts. raises
the decks, springs openings under the
guards, and causes such vast number
of leaks that all the pumps in the world
could not overcome them.
WAN DErAiTMrNT, RIVED kNPoar,
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From the Black Hill.

Mr.. Fred Koehler, who some time ago
left Cairo for trip to the Black Hills,
after ramb!e through that much talked
Of country, has returned home. He re-
ports favorably OF the climate. country.
etc., and declares that were 1t not for his
business interests here, he should make
1t his stopping place for good.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

Ten pound letter heads, large size, Car
Isle paper, rated two cents higher than
any other paper used In Cairo for print
ing letter heads ordinary composition
only - 80 per thousand at the BULLETIN
ioh office
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

The passenger train on the st. Louis,
Iron Mountain and Southern railroad,
which arrives in this city when on time
at two O'Clock in the morning, was five
hours late yesterday.
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Getting Ready,

1t is talked about town that number
of young men Of this city, members Of q
lately organized boat club, have decided
to enliven the present dizziness of the
season by giving an entertainment at the
Atheneum soon.
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Dedication.

The dedication OF the African Metho-
dist Episcopal church Of this city will
take place OH the 10Th day ofnext month.
Several noted colored clergymcn
will be present on the occasion,
among whom will be Bishop wayrnan,
OF Baltimore. Maryland.
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Desirable Rooms.

Three large and very desirable family
rooms, fronting on the Ohio. AZ the ST.
Charles Hotel, can DC had, with board, At
very reasonable rates during the summer
months. Abundance Of pure air and per-
feet Ventilation, I-l0-tf.
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The Eckert.

The steamer Eckert left the wharf
Tuesday morning for the wreck of the
sunken steamer A. J. Baker, which lies
near Thcbes. Capt. Fred. Davis was one
of the passengers.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

The lower story OF the house occupied
by William Winter, the artist, on Sixth
street. Enquire OF VIM. Winter or DR..
Parker. Mrs. JULIA DAVIS.
90 ~
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

Fishing in the Ohio river at the mouths
of the sewers Is the principal pastime Of
large number Of white and black boys
just at present.
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The Union County Fair.

Quite number OF the people of this
city have signified their intention to at
tend the Union county fair. which takes
place on the 18th, 18th, 10th and 18th Of
next month
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Police Court.

Nothing Of any interest was done In
the police courts yesterday. That Globe
Democrat dispatch has even scared the
bnmmers out Of town.
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No. Mary's Park Again.

The question Of improving and bcauti.
flying st. Mary's Park Is again heing agi-
tated, but what 1t will come TO. We are
unable to say,
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

The members Of the Taylor Literary
Society are engaged ut present in rehears-
ing tor the entertainment to be given By
them, and which will take place on or
about the tenth day of September next.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12
1 Fine Residence for sale or Rent.

Corner Holbrook avenue and Twenty
fourth street. Large yard and garden Is
lots plenty OF fruit and shrubbery; good
stable and carriage house. Win sell on
very eA.y terms. The house contain. Ten
rooms. !. II. PHILLIPS.
..2l.lm
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inst Received.

A full line OF importer, Key West and
domestic cigars.
COwPRRTHwAIr Il PHILLIPS.
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Enve1ODeO.
SIN They Come,

$1,000 envelopes, all grades and prices,
Just received at the BULLETIN Job office
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On the Rig<.ARaiO.

The Ohio river has again taken another
turn, and is now rising slowly. The
rise was occasioncd by the heavy rain of
Tuesday evening.
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FOR SALE.

ANo. 0 Wilson shuttle Sewing Machine
valued at SIS. viii be sold at SIS discount
and ordered direct fro m the factory.
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Picturesque America

At the BULLETIN bindery-aS numbers,
bound In two volumes, full gilt NOR
rocco; cost 81; for sale at $40.
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Good butter is a. scarce in Cairo as
dust, and II some enterprising fellow
would step in with n few hundred pounds,
nc would make quite spec"
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GREAT BARGAINS!
GREAT BARGAINS

rs am harrassed to death from state
mcnts from New York, | am compelled to
sell my entire stock Of Clothing at an i'm.
mensc sacrifice. IKE WALDER,
.-IG.u, Corner Sixth and Ohio Levee.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

Cowperthwait & Phillips have just re-
cciyed fresh lot Of la Rosa Dc Santiago
Cigars. Try them. s-ll-lw.
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1O Rent,

A cottage on Thirteenth street, between
Washington avenue and Walnut street.
6.l3-ti. Apply TO DIR. SMITH.
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~XX Amber and White rag stock
envelopes at the BULLETIN office, printed,
81 20 and 81 90 per NJ.
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We win close out Q lot Of Gentlemsn's
Cloth shoes, ct very low figures.
O HAWTHORN 4 Co.
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To ReMt.

A cottage, No. SO Tenth street, between
Washington and Walnut. Apply to Chss.
na t.IsG
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For sale.

A silver plated No. 0 Wilson Shuttle Sew.
ing Machine, hard (piano) finish. valued at
ss5. VIII he sold at go discount, on good
terms, and ordered direct from the factory.
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0oNFEs s IONS
OF AvICTIM.

Published as warning and tor the bensst 81
Debility, Loss Of Manhood, ETC.. Givtcg ~
Rnles Of Self-cure. AFTER undergoing nsico 49,
eeging and exrerse. and mailed fSse o. m,sy'
ilfis;sIi,;a sls:siii i =. g. III
lyn, MI.
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shoes.
Persons wanting first-class Shoes Tor .
| small price, should call on
o. HAWTHORN h Co.
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First-class room and board at the Ar.
lington House, at 25S per month.
Tuos. d. ELLIS, Proprietor.
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Mr.. Henry weis, Of the firm OF j. Bur.
ger, who, some weeks ago, left Cairo for
n visit to New York city, has returned.
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FOR SALE,

A 800 Remington Sewing Machine $50
oil for cash. Suitable for tailor or boot and
shoe manufacturer.
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No Mistake About 10.

1%X Rag stock envelopes at the BUL-
LETiN office, So % per NJ.
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The Union BensvOlen

~XX Wood stock envelopes ut the
BULLETIN Office. So 20 per M.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

Ifyou wish good cigar go to cowper.
thwsit & Phillips, 1916 Commercial avenue.
..242w
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The partnership between J.. II. Thoms
and II. A. Thoms l. this day dissolved.
n. a. Thoms retiring and T.. u. Thoms
continuing the business.
J.. u. TmoNs,
II. a. THoNs.
Cairo. August 2, 1876. s-5-5t
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TINE ASSOCIATION.
ORGANIZATION OF 4 CITIZENS Asso.
CITATION IN CAIRO.

Articles Of Organization Ia rwiI.
Names Of Om1ccrs. the ENeeu.
tive Committee. &c.
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Corrected Daily by +. NJ. stcarns, commission
merchant, SECRETARY OF the Cairo Hoard %
Trade.
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FOR SALE.

At q bargain, and on good terms, Howe
Sewing Machine. May be seen at the Com.
pany's Office, corner Ninth street and Com.
mercial.
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MISREPRESENTATION p-ss u,ewss Scr.
bcpt's
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-08-12

boys AMI Mems Hats OF half the us,,al
pricc.M D. HAYTHoRN h cos.
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PILSENER at Louis Herbert's.


Bargains.
Now is your time to secure barg ,ins at
s.,.3t q. HAWTHORN 4 Co.'S.
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FOR SALE.

A new two.horse Gamble wagon.
For any of the above articles, apply at
the BULLETIN Office, E. A. BURNETT.
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FOR SALE.

rOh SALE.
picturesque Americs'-4s mum 5srs
bound IN . volumes, full gilt Morocco;
price, $40.
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FOR SALE.

FUK SALE.
A style "E," "Clough, Warren Co.'s'
Parlor Organ, right from the factory ct DE.
troit. Li.t price, $500. Will be sold TOR
5000.
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APO1,O(;Y,

THOMAS JONES. sergt. ). s., 4. s. A.
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Great Reduction.

Go to Louis Herbert's for PII.sE.
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WAR DErAiTMENT, RIVED REPORT,
August l |. 1913,
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To Ice Consumer.

CAIRO. ill.,, August 4. 1873. s-s-et
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1875-03-27

". II. Aiken. Attorney -st-law and Com
mander Of the Grand Army of the Republic in
California and Nevais. Will rive promnt al
tention to the collection OF Additional Travel
Pay. now due Californls and Nevada vnlun.
teers d'rehs rged more than three hundred miles
from home. Soldiers can depend on fair deaf
ip~. Inf rnation 2 ven fe of chsrge. when
writing enclose stamp for reply and state com.
p,ny and reriment aud whether yol have a
aisrhGrre. Congress hssextended the time for
filing cl inns for a q tional Bounty ppHer Act
of July 90. 1875. LsnuNry 1S75. 40 all snch
clsims must be msie before that time. Origi-
mol forniy ~ 4 HN hes been allowed all volun.
teers who enlisted bef re 'ulv %. 1891 for three
years IL 10. nsld ne same when discharged
md wGr-an's y be ohtaincd for services
rendered bef,re 1875. brt not for services in
he late war Persions fur late war and war of
1919 ob,nined r9 increased when allowed for
lc7a shHn debility wa'rants hut no pensions
IRE allnwed ~ Nevican and Florida war sol.
diers. state Of TexNr has Granted Pens onS
10 surviving veterans ~ Texas Revolution
New Orleana aud Mobile Prize Money is now
due and heing pai. W Y. Aiken also attends
To General Law and Collection Business. ON
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1875-03-27
Notice to Stock -GrOWerS.
T. w1LI.C MMrycE THE RoDEo AT MY
Ranch ri @ ,lconda. ol
Monday. May 81. 1875,

And will come down tha Hnmb0ldt to Winnie
m,cca: theuce to Pa~adise Valley; thence To
Glover Valley. to Mr. vans AMI the Ranches
of others al IN reqresf " dill +rent Ranchers;
snd [ ho the st ,ck owners Will get their
cattle, and not run herds after thaf uno.
JNNES y. ANDERSON.
Golconla Ranch, March |. 1875.
mhl Inns
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Assessment Notice.

0AKfA-rD COLO AND SILVER MTLT. &
M-niog Con NV = ta,iol o, W. Is
Indian D,s;, HnMon'6t tDa,'v, 81 @ "t
Nevada, a. GA % ~ - o. y o b"s :
pesa o sl.'ad. A ~ e. .opnty Annf.
No. ice " he coy " a % rita m =. ag o. t1e
Directo. : OF : 'uolpp'av, bed od Il ne '" a
day of MJec.,, A. ID. 10 ~ a elSmere %
Twen.y-,ive Cel' 'l:'' ~ 1e VS. 'evei upol
t,e CO. stock ot fhe lrpo i o y ", bie
immcdi ely in 0,' ied 81 lea eo,u 90 4, 10 tue
Sa.ae ". re Inc office OF ,ne Conn, nv. No.
9'S E,lsdv v. ely OF o-kltpu. AL IN 'da
poun v. G li;ornia.
Apvs.o> 1 u va wGi h thisns eSsment snnlt
rem in uno Ill on the I5ih day OF April, 1873
will he Delinquent rnd = ve'iH"o 5 e rt
pnbl'c aue;m.,. AMI unless y vnent is made
before. will he sold on %AfUGDAY. May J.
1915, to pay the delinqueut asse>smcnt. to-
Cether with costs advertising aud expenses
OF sale.
JOHN AMFS Secretary
Office - 9Js broadway, Oakland, Alameda
county. California mht5 Oawfw
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OF the best brands. and polite and attentive
gentlemen always ready to watt on gentlemen.
A VOCAL AND INSTRUMENTAL CON CERT
EVERY NIGHT. Come and view the prem
ises, sample the goods. and judge for your
selves. de9 Il
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Always on hand. have also fine BILLIARD
TABLE, which is always ready for the amuse.
ment of the Lovers Of the Cue. Other Il.
censed games also found at this place.
deli If
Smyrna times., 1875-07-14
Hans Catechism,

We find it Oud by der book dot Adam Il
forgot his oder namc) was the frstest man.
Eve was der nexed. Won tay dey got
drubbled erboud eading some gwinces and
vos kicked oud of der garden.
Cain and Able vos de frstest shildren.
Cain get mad and put head on his brud-
der, und den lite oud Of it. He vos Won
pad boy.
Shonah vas a fishmaker. Won tay he
gone to der gooscpont cotch shrimps, und
ven he vos looking for bait, he walked right
away ov whales mout in. But der whales
make him boody quick walk out again. He
vos too strong nit der fish's stumix.
Solomon knew more as everybody. lie
don wood cut little poy in pieces to settle
disturbance NIT two gals. He said it Yos
peter to gone der whole hog or none.
Sans son Il don't hear his mudder's
namc) vos de strongest. He vas a bruiser
He got tighten NIT dozent fellows und he
clean um out nit chackass' bone.
Shobe vos der pashentest man. You
could still pick pins in him all tay und he
wouldn't holler.
Merdoselem vos der oldest grandfather
we got desc times. He could toll you al
aboud id.
Lazarus yes der poor man. Dey dom
give no free lunches in dose times und he
was always skirmishin' about for crumbs.
Shosepth's pig brudders go yellous of hin
because he wore shpodded goat, und sole
him for dwenty tollar. Und after ayile gi,
um some roasdinears und made it all righd