Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1875-01-08
LITTLE JOKERS.

When the cats away bay rat trap.
The favOrite ANIMALS at funerals srt
black kids.
The Path Of Through the @ US
tom House.
Ministers of the Interior-,hc cook and
the doctor.
IT twice eleven are twenty two, how car
twice ten De twenty, too?
Why is a caterpillar ike hot cakes? It's
the grab that Isakes the butter fly!
The hest way to improve woman's loi
10 to bald house on it and puI q good
man in the house.
A Philadelphia officer got up . Jury of
twelve crOss>eyed men, and even the Judge
laughed.
Grapes were 60 plentiful In Connecticut
last tall that they were actually fed IL
hogs. There was absolutely no a.ket
A Californian has been accused in q
will case of dying under an assumed
name" Perhaps he only dyed his own
heir
This is the latest form of wedding invi-
tatiOns: "COnle around and see me ca,,>
ture mother in-law at O'Clock, sharp. !"
The detectives OF the country count tina,
day lost whose low, deccnding sun brings
lot record of aaO'her Ross boy won.
j A ST. LOUIS man says that il makes no
| difference to him whether Columbus or
Left Erickson discovered America SO long
as money is 80 scarce.
A lady says: IF women were as par
t'culsr IN choosing vir,uous husbands a.
men are in selecting vir,uuus wives. the
| CREATE stOf moral ralrevulu,lons would result"
The 13 OUO .'r II, NV acres ~ Mannaltnu
suA Ac
es'ae Of nearly as much value Is that OF.
the rest Of New YORK State put tngciher
An editorial notice of WON Al = grocery
store reads as follows: '.Hcr tomatoes
are as rcd Ms her own cheeks; her indigo is
Is blue as her own eyes and her pep Der As
hot Us her own temper
Formula of divorce and used by negro
ju.tice in I'esba county. Arkansas: ''As
! jined you, 50 | bust you 'sunder. So 60,
you nipgers. You CO."
In teachers institute IN Ohio recently
lady teacher Was given the word '.haz.
ardous" to spell and define. and did it in
this style: ''H-a ., hs-a-r-d, ard-e-
doubles, ese-hazsrdess, a female hazard"
Every married man in Pittsburx has
turned boat builder and is creating /
gOndOla unto h,mse3E, since . returned
and drowned his wife. The girls Look on
in calm approval.
When . Baltimore husband gets cold
and careless and f0rgets his home, his wife
pu's up letter from Nh admire er" aaking
bands early love returns as soon - he
Ill ds the letter.
"Wnat! you lake your mother in-law
out shoOtiRg?" says French sportsman
in one OF Cham - pictures to another
sportsman. Yea is the reply, with
five dollar gun that have pre- sented her
there's no knowing what may happen"
A would be school teacher in Alabama
recently replied to question by ont OF
the examiners, ''Do yOu think the world,
IS round Or fia' z" by saying, We'll some
people think one way a.ld some another.
and I'll teach round or flat, just y the
parents please
A Pennsylvania seven year old vas re-
proved lately for playing outo Of doors with
boys; she was too big for that now. But
with all imaginable innocence she re-
piled: Way grandma, the bigger we
grow the better We like EN-" Grandma
took time to think.
Too much oil at Central Peint. Pa
where . lew well commenced runniac
Ave hundred barrels daily, bursted q. OO0
barrel tank. flooded the town. ana Mi the
people fled for fear Of general conflagsa,
tiOn.
II cost len 10 print advertisements than
TO send out saiesmeu. A good advertise
ment 10 seen and read by more people in
one day, than most salssmen cali on in
year.
''SHoar and pudsy women ought NOT
~ wear bsi0. 0."--Kashion U0tep. -TAb if
woman in the world Who believes it sp-
plies 70 her. ''Sh0rt and pudgy!"
Fox>huDteo must tsks The modern
world into conslderation. Recently the
dogs lost fox near the station OF Forte
Saint Aubin, in France, and fhough they
beat up the neighbeShOod for two hours
could get no trace 1t was thought very
strange vtat an old dog was miasl z also.
Next day it was asceriained that the fox
had leaped into the baggage CIR Of . train
just going out and the dog had followed
and killed him.
VIZ dor't know the author Of the fol- |
loving picture Of Journalism in the West.
but 1t b very realistic:
4 man was seen coming out OF Texas |
newspaper Office with one eye gOuged out |
and his n0sc spread xll over hls face like = |
piecs of raw hest, and one Of his ears |
chswed of To . policemen who inter> |
viewed him. he replied: II didn't like 40 |
azticle that 'pesred in the paper last week. |
an went IL ter sce the man who writ Il.
He wGr thar. strauger."
A handsome lady entered . dry goods |
house and inquired Tor ''bpw." The p,-
lite clerk Threw himself back. and remark |
ed that h. was at her service. .'Yes. but |
I want buff. not . green npe," ,was the
Serly. The young man went on measur.
ing goods immediaasly.