, 1875-01-02

lie learned them. Now ynt may MT beovo it,
but hoforo start Oh trip can fcol to dina
how rnuel, am Eos.g to make. Never g'l wton:s,
never did yet, aud don't seo why over rltouEl.
Now this is 6 o'clock trip, and ong'tto make
s25o. aud I wont make 60 ccnts. Well, I ftlt
1t VIVA New-Ycar's Day first thing Wien I
woke up In tho uofnln'. I cart tell ron
why; but Aay, Invent you never been III tho
country where tho holtBcs Was az 3 inilo nfalt,
and p,,e siay as ttiict as another. but tlicrsll
como day when shero is something round
ovcrywhefe--it amt the guletnoss, hcrnnRn, Ar /
.Ihs yet tlny's sundav.' Hasen'. ronf "eil
have. md tlat'e tho difference botwcon 'bl,H-
driver and \ ordinary man. They llaailt pot the
opportunities to larn and ntudy things like otl1er
/ nutwcl things pretty eoo, after gnt siat.p,t
that showed .o it WAS Now-lear's 1'ay, Why.
Oh tic flrst trip wcst took aboard
A PARTY nf Twu.
mart little girl OF 4. and aid gentleman OF sb.
ot ti,araho,tts. nut quite su old, pcrhAis. but
not yafv fRr OFT. though. =.
1lo ii.tIo girl WAS lealp The oil TontIonan
by the land. Atsl wouldn't whit Tor car, ns lo
wnntct1-ho having ono Of tho twenty-t!sn-d1tvo
t,ckets, yon see, and wanting to Bafo cottnto of
t,cnl,ier, and loso ten Minutes Of Now lrars
DNy~-thata just tho Nayr these communication
t,cKcts work. you Rcc n,aAtnX men fncnu eseh on
Now YearB pny-bit sho insisted OH tnk'nK
bus, and when they rot ahoard-s1ch taking I
glers that little girl lad got wound ur, to- talk
tor tho year tast Now YEARS. Day, and her friends
had forgotten 10 start her Foing t'i th1s mo1l'-
well? Would tIio be glad to Foo herr Wonl.t
iii iii ho think she'd liko tho prtsoatH
rho lad for. her N i'er b''aAst
raw her iast.--ana so on. the old Esent'tnan
smil,g aud cllucking to himseif all tho time.
but never enylns word. Only takln' tho littlo
girls halr 1otxocn hiH trembling iinEorss md
II. ,I,.Sf far nI
aud know sir, Tint it waa just the same kind
a llnr as tho old lady uscd to wear that tho III
,lo Gitl wanted 10 600 Ht bad Well TINT party
Bowcd plain enough what day 1t sas, a'4! then
corner uf HnRted strrnt tutk on threa fellows
81 lad bccil kccpin' New Years Eve. thoy Hald.
ToTAL wHEcHs,
every QUO of en-. rir. aud Eon homo to aloop
juet us lle sim was riring III tho Sky. Never
home rarsy Of wrecks. tInero's eone poucle
always trying get ahead, aud will insist TINT
Now Year j l1ay comes III tho SLIT Of December
mud 70 gets drunk accordingly.
"Nhat else did AGO IL show it WITS New Years
Day: Lots.
.. rrlLEns y1a1r1S' THEIR GALS
all dnr long. sober MI straight i'll tile 1norn as
! tho l'readunt of tito Crusndnrs b>it gettin. Oh
towards tho aftor'oon rathor nnstsaas' t1 ana IL
it alu't 1nterai. X fellor's got maybe forty gals
to call on. aud every ono Hets en- up for hitn
lilo mny be fcller that can snhe hls csSht or ION
nps Of straight and then atLond ncaeonH
,ncotin', hui eycE such . snonzer IS thta wIll
have to ciyolout in the cud. lta tho 1nixiii TINT
| does tho &'anago. First Of all ho takes glass
Of sherry, tcn he takes e glass OF
! rort, then another glass Of sherry. and
| illeu he atiikcs huuko where they hro
i oil crusaders, and ho has to swallow a Ho,la-
! water tumblor OF raspberry vinegar. 90 that the
next place ho Eocs lie Inns 10 take nip Of
brandy in snlf-dofcnss. And 10 on. 5ou SEQ, I'M
| til tie unfortunate tnan is Il struggling ~ltt
mixture of port. sherry, coffee, lemonade,
| bTai,t1y, tea, whisky, catawba, md other driuka
too numerous to nentlen. and. when lle tries to
get Gil to moving bus, he generally iln'ls him
self srrawllng into the middle OF the load. ltH
the mixin' that does tho harm. especially this
raspberry vinegar, which I think IL y most "n-
nattrnI drink aid ono which ought mot to DO 81
loved.
Why OF course tic vifitu'
iatrHoyis oUN DrSlSFss.
IT aint ererv fcltcr can afford ihck theFe hard
| tncs tell you whit Ia fun, slourtl-to see
| teller get of tho bus always ntont hocA flon'
lis gals house. 10 as NOT to let her know la canae
10 such unsentccl vehicle. There was Teller
this morning heard tell another fel1er 10 want
eli to call on g,el on Adams street, between
Ashland avenue md Faullna, mud didn't le r1de
cIcar down to Jackson street, on Ogden nseuue.
before lo got OF, aud then walk back 70 tho
honRe. Now that's ,'bat esn pride. but sup.
roso its human nntnre, always wanting to look
| licller aud toniar than cue really ia.
Of cou1so don't
WHIP THE BOYS FROM BEHIND.
| What's the good: ] know mott Of tho bus
drivers docs, hut no7er did, anti don't 1ntena
20. Sec that ttlu feller hanging on to the
back seat7 How much ioss he "eigh1 p.tty pr or
lorscs, or tue bus or me, does it9 Aud then
you bet i. catch that boy cut over tho huck
with my Whip, what s the consequence Why.
he goes hosne md tells h!s mother. hnt you net
shell takc Van Durcn car avery time sho comes
to town, thoughts giyos her an cxtta walk ol
three blocks at each end OF the road. And nlon
he growa up he'M buy conmntation car tickets
suro as you're born. No, air lts big mistake
licking tho boys, and Wonder there's 80 tuan1
| drivers does it.
"Well known along tho road? I should thina
ought to be. ljccu driving theae last tel
| wears. Well. that's truo. the other boys do al
try to get ahcad we1l with everybody. hste =
SOC people quarsc1ng tell you soe sigh
in the bus to-dny.'
,rsT DID III HEART GOOD.
There was Just one passenger lit tho 'bIH--
was getting near the bridge gong east-Thes
anotner passenger got aboard. As 'ooae'
down see these two glance at one another btl
they didn't speak. and theu felt there Was soul
.. men, sesious-lookin' family kind OF men. AL
every now aud then they would catch on
Anosher's eye, md thought that then the
, would bot>, 81 them look kind Of ashamed: 4
sst yoa Hsas ssppy nns Sos as ea aeksd dfoa
tha nickel-gato, and SEQ thpue swo men shak
hands. and The one named Tom 50,
, he: Thanked Bill, thank'ee; IL
! same to you aud many Of them
!. aud then they began talking. ~ waa aim
/ fault, says Tom, No. says Bill, sit was ju,
: my-- bad temper did 1t ALL Then t4e
; ; talked on. mud heard how, Two years ago, tho
!, quarrsled about some tritlin' matter, and no
= their families bad got separated. that lad bee
great frienda once, and how each one wou
Lave liked to make up. only he didn't WAL.
take the tirss step, and 30 on. 'Well, says III
since | Waa the first 10 speak. you must con
to our place tonight, whore We are going 70 ha'
l., little time, and fetch your family along AZ
I Tom said ho would. aud tley both got ont Of Il
- car together, bill renArkfhg something about
= quart bottle, anl AZ they got out opposite Ii
d alloy between Dearborn and btate streets, dor
}, think the contents OF that bottle was eith
d lemonade or raspberry vinegar DO your
i. "Well, yes; do net
~ AHKED TO DRINK
III pretty often on New-Yea1'a Day. but what csn
It dor can't leavs the box. can 7 no ] tell you
. generally try mud commute. most Always ta
Il cigAr but II man ia auy ways decent 10 G.