Middletown transcript., 1875-11-20
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Lookout for cold weather.

Lookout for cold weather.
ashionable-Disagreeing juries.
Mohke uses a bon, bshell fof paper
weight.
The priests Of Egypt first distilled
alcohol
Camille is an interdicted play 10
England.
The population Of British India is
1s0, ,563. 900. /
The Innocent seld mi end an saneasyI
pillow.
The best violin strings are made Of
Russian gut.
The census Of British India was taken
At night
Booths Richard H. isn't good. Mi
rabile Dick-Two!
A painting Of 1874 represents . man
playing the violin.
Thomas johnson was Stonewall
Jackson's front name.
A Frenchman has written an article
on the "Sleep Of Flowers.
The recti6er's soliloquy 'tWiths al
thy vaults, | loye thee still"
All the west is aAame with the
whiskey investigation. Rum did It.
A sixty-four pound cucumber will
represent Arkansas at the Centennial.
Mr.. Jelly was the only man "pre-
served s4inlthe Pacific steamer disaster.
The. Pilgrims Progress has been
translated into the Japanese language.
It is an old idea that the oftener q
violin is broken the better it becomes.
Do not give to thy friends the most
agreeble counsels, but the most advan-
tageous.
.Sour Mash Foes" is the title =
western journal gives Soma Of Tenn
perance .0c. %
The Man With the Iron Jaw is in
Jail at Cleveland. Why doesn't he chaw
his way out ?
\ Harper's Journal Of Civilization has
nothing to say about Mississippi Pru-i
dent rooster. Hsaf tts.3
Mast represents Morrissey as the Re-
publican trump card of New York
Right for once.
Suggestive inscription for tombstones
Of some fellows you know: Ass-ended.
Graphic.
Grant continues to override and snub
the Possnasssr General Jewell is the
Job Of the Cabin ct.
"A letter mailed from Beverly to Bos-
ton. distance of 49, milea, in April.
1878, has just come to hand.
It is quite likely that Beecder con-
tinues to regard Mrs. Moulton IS slice
Of the. day Of judgment. ..
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AS the Pittsburg Gazette sees IL, the
contest in '76 is really between Presi-
dent Grant and Gov. Hartranft.
Daniel Coos, Of Galveston, is the
father Of 25 cbldrepi he has lost 5.
This Coos is f9rsunateg gI with u b bic laa ducks.
Patriotic The young lady who broke
her engagement because her lover
"made fun Of the Centennial"
! The Pteaident ,shss put q mortgage
upon bis, Long Branch property for
$40. 900. Where are the gift makers !?
The-remsssl of Rostmaster-1Pe Pease
leads to the, conclusion that the Presi-
dent doesn't want Pease in Mississippi.
If thai fast mail train should leave
the track anywhere you could open .
museum with the relics Of the train
hands.
1T was either whiskey Or water oor
an axe, or something else, that caused
his DEATH" was the finding Of Georgia
coroner's jury.
Some 400 young Cinnamon will BE-
voters in California next year.. and
there is considerable queueriosity as tc
how they will vote.
New York has q man dressmakel
who bids fair to become as distinguish
ed as Worth. His name is Lanonette,
and they say his dresses are marvels o.
4 ct and taste:
An Alabama neg.o hung himself be.
cause one of Bic males died. and biz
wife sold the other, gave the old man !
second-class burial and bought her six.
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