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0Fifteen millions dollars" Is the way
the Springfield Republican writes IT. Why
doesn't II say "ffteen hundreds dollars
also? II one is correct the other must be.
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THE WEEKLY STAR, now ready, contains
ell the news Of the week, general and local;
choice stories, poems and sketches; agricul-
tIral and household matters, etc, etc.
Terms, 81 per annum in advance; postage
prepaid, single copies five cents, in wrappers.
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The Boston Herald, the HUBS independent
democratic paper, thinks the republican
party Of Massachusetts, missed great oppor-
tunity to restore Its waning fortunes, but
that In nominating for governor the Hon
Alexander III. Rice the politicians have rem
dered IL certain that whoever is elected, Mas
sachusetts will have an excellent and trust
worthy chief magistrate in ls56.D
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"H.sTINGs, TIE EVANGELIST, WILL
tFrifs- EVENING, at IL O'Clock The great or
here. It.
rFMAsONTC.-A special meeting Of HOPE
sATU the "a instant at Ia D IN M u to os az
1end the tSners. OF our ,ate brother, HENRY An
u. mil ARCTANDER, Secretary.
HsUNDAY SERVICE
LINcoLN HALL.
will preach at Lincoln Hail, on SUNDAY, at $50
Revival Sopgs sung. All invited. octlN
rFATTENrION NEW WORKERS!
r, gulaI meeting Of the NEW YORK REPUBLI.
CAN ASsoO'AflnN, at Gonzags Hall. 9I5 y
EvENIEG, octcber ], stSys O'clock ANNOUNCE.
mert If sociable Committee and i'm portant report
HI CLAPP, President.
p H EATON, Sec. Rep ,Trib. Chr 1t
TEDUCATION FnR BU~INEss-Large
I numbers OF youns people will begin 70 pre-
SPENCEBIAN wASaIEGTUN BUSINESS col
lie sold s sed ese1ag 'e ions
particu airs calf at College, 1th and streets
Of address for circular O.
rFEOTICE.-The aann.l election Of nine Trus.
NY tees Of the METROPOLIS SAVINGS
the Bank the corner of 9TH street and Louisians
aveune, in Washington city, ID. O., on MONDAY,
November ISIS, bet ween the hours of IL O'Clock
q. m and 3 clock . m. Of said day.
The report OF the committee on the transactions Of
the Bank for the first year will be read at O'cl OK
p. m on the same day. All the stockholders are re-
quested to be present.
SAMUEL NORMENr, President.
JAS, EDWARDS, Secretary.
sep29 wSf Rep. Chron .th ,sSdI
nFARLINGTON CO OPERATIVE BUILD
ny ING ASSOCIATION-The first payment Of
dues, &c, MONDAY, October 4, 1878, 4 o clock D
m, at Msrihi's Hall, street, between 9th and 10Th
n: W. Snbscri ption Of Stock will be received By
Thos. HYDE, President, of Riggs Il Co.; Chas. g.
Bailey, Vice President, Gas Office Az 10th street
northwest; yno. Joy Edison, Secretary, I'll street
northwest David RitteDhouse, Treasurer, Teller of
Riggs Co; Geo. W. Hardness, 1920 II street
northwest; B. Robinson, 92i Pennsylvania avenue;
Francis Miller, 307 9Th street northwest; W II. o.
Bayly, Gas Works, corner Of 26h and g streets
northwest; Thomas b. Penicks and II h: TwoIn-
bly,, Government Printing Office; II. q. Middle
ton, Teller Metropolitan Bank; }. W. Tyler, 5s2
10th street northwest; j ID. Free 715 street; A.
+. Longley, Agricultural Department: and Edward
Medler, 209 9TH street northwest
JNO. JOY EPSON, Secretary se p2S-6t
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Theodore Tilton closed his new lecture on
"Life's Problem" in New YORK on wednes-
day evening by saying that "the city of
Washington is so corrupt that the man in
the moon holds his nose when he goes over
it." II this is so, we should like T. rs opin-
ion as TO what the man In the moon does or
ought to do when he goes over Brooklyn.
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOST AND FOUND.
7 OsT.A gold sLEEyE BUTTON between Oa,-
IL tol Hill and 18th street west; deaign on face,
bunch Of arrows: Finder will be rewarded BY
leaving same ct the store OF Mr.. KARR, Jeweler,
corner Of Pennsy lvana avenue and 7th street. it
I OST-On the 18th Of September, q SETTER
II DOG; white, with brown spots. 49,
liberal reward win be paid II returned
Room II, first door Department Of STATE, l1th
street. 1t
L OeT-Betveen. TIE cornsr Of J and It'll streets
Il northwest and and 18th streets northwest,
Ea.ded By leaving 1t at TH0S. y. WA0GAMAn'S,
SO 7th street. octl st
I OsT. STOLEN Oh STRAYED-A light ooIored
name Of /" Dick" about hfteen inches ~
high, and weighing about dfteen pounds. suit
able reward win be paid for his return to north vest
c Tner OF 18th and streets northwest. IT
O. REwARD-strayed away, on the night Of the
Ysl 18th instant, from 7ih Ut. road, oppo. ES94V
site Howard CniveFsity,a roam COW, vithS[6s
white bag. giving milk; horns turned In little It
the TOP The above reward will be paid II returned,
q for infoImetion leading to her recoysry. IHOS
DONO0AE, It'll street road, opposite Howard Uni
verify. sepo0-2t
Gin REWARD.-strayed or stolen from this
% ~ place, . light from gray M BE, ~
about ak years old. The above reward will %CX
be paid fer any information leading her recovery
THEO. LAY tn sneet road, half mile north OF
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ROoERT's VEGETABLE COUGH SYRUP
- Wanted. . case Of WhooPing Cough that cannot
SYRUP" II is also the best in use for Coughs.
Colds Hoarseness Sore Throat, Group, and ali Bron
aud wholesale by HARLEs sfoTT co.. and By
the proprietor, 1919 @ street northwest. povll-ly
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1t seems by the telegram Ia to days STAR
that the Indian council has failed TO nego-
tiate q cession of the Black Hills, but the
commission has left a protocol-quite liberal
in Its terms-for the red men TO quarrel over
this winter. A correspondent writes that
Spotted Tail, In q speech q day or two since,
said 10 the ommissioners:-"WhenI called
on you yesterday you were all drunk" AS
another correspondent writes that Spotted
Tail Ii known a. "a first-class Joker" IL is
charitable to suppose that he was only In fun
on this occasion.
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RAFFLE-For q fine English BIRD GUN at
II corps Saloon, corner 7th street and massa-
chusetts avenue northwest, on SATURDAY EY EN-
ING, October I'd. Char ces, sl. Call soon aud Sc
cure a chance for q fine article. sep29 AZ
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WaNIkD.St.c q fhe GERMAN AMERIcNN
flRk INSURANCE COMPANY
foh s-LE-Io STAR q The GERMAN AMER
lCAN SAVINGS BANk
GEO. TRUESpKLI
fet- n0a
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BUSINESS CHANCES

t'tk S.LE at - ooo-TFsMs FfNN-s
Il COS rtable DWET LING nor - o. 49,.
eti, - n o1su ret & hssaufully su.t.t. :
cro1uf. Cost s5luD
-, a. L.. thsn cost, several hssu;ifil IrTs ia
ha.tsd. 80 M -. PAPER
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MEDICAL. DC

DkEsCRIPTIoE FgEE FOR The SPEEDY
Cure Of Seminal Weakness, Lost Manhood, aui
ell disorders brought on by fudiscretiOns or ek-
coss. Any Druggist las the ing Rodents.
Address DAVIDSON A Co.
ssrls m - " NJ
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
By YESTERDAYS Mail.

~Crosh. the dishonest postoffice
clerk OF Fsnkstown. Mary land, the Cum
berland Ne,cs states, injured himself SO
severely in jumping from the cars af-
ter his arrest that he is not expected to
recover. He cannot be brought from
his cell into court to be tried.
~Accounts from numerous points in
Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Ne.
braska, Iowa, Missouri and Southern
Illinois, state that the storm which
passed over that section from Saturday
till Monday night last killed much live
stock. tore down houses and barns, in.
undated whole farms and injured the
crops to some extent. Several railroad
bridges and culverts were swept away,
many persons were injured and several
are reported killed.
VIn the New York Court of Oyer
and Terminer on Tuesday last Boss
weeds council made a motion to
quash all 1.-The Indictments against the
Boss, alleging that they are Illegal
The court reserved its decision.
IEThc Cumberland Neacs learns from
the Martinsburg Independent that ID. +.
Ilorner was arrested on Monday last,
charged by Dr: Dhniels, OF G erardstown.
with the murder OF. the LISTERS brother
some time during the war. and Charles
Southland, avery respectable young man.
was arrested on the charge of commit
ting rape upon Miss Sencidiver. Both
were held for hearing.
~ The men, Loader and Price. who
claim they had new and important evi.
dence against Beecher. and who told a
story in the papers Of what they had
seen OF the intimacy between Beecher
and Mrs. Tilton in the house of Tilton
some years ago, they being engaged lay
ing carpet at the Tiiton mansion at the
time, were arrested ut the instance of a
son of Rev. III. w. Beecher on the charge
OF perjury. Price is said to have made
a confession, in which he declares the
whole thing put mp job to extort mo-
ney.-Cumb. Times.
Observation-Disclosures the
many drawbacks to the canal trade this
year, the shipments from this port for
1875 to June &c show an increase. OF
299.0S tons, rs compared with the cor
responding period Of 1S74.-CunJerlan
Ne,cS, juno 80.
V'The recent robbery in the Treas.
ury Office Mt Washington, is involved in
mystery, SO far as the public can as
certain.
4'One ofTennyson's friends quoted
one OF Tennyson's lines, in the poet s
presence, as a happy instance Of the
natural expression Of spontaneous
thought, and the poet said, Il smoked
a dozen cigars over that line
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

THURSDAY, JUNE "a, 1875.
BEEF CATTLB.-The receipts this week consisted
OF more common Cattle, aud few better tops
than last week. During the early part Of the
week The market showed fair degree Of activity,
with prices OF common and medium Cattle IL
lower than last week, but on the last day Of otc-
raiions they we're L. Anj in some instances a
higher fraction off, while tops were Ec per n
lower-some $50 head left over.
Prices to-day for Beef Cattle ranged as fol-
lows Best Beeyes AZ G 25CGS7 5O-thnt gen.
orally rated first quality 256SG 25-medium
or good fair quality OOM$5 25-ordinary thin
Steers, Oxen and Cows 4 % (DT4 5O-gener-
al average Of the market to-day Sc Sex.
IRENE range Of prices 4 25@S7 so. Most OF
the sales were from 90 TO 81 90 pcr 100 Fbs
OF the receipts 537 head csme from Ohio 800
from Virginia, 30 from West. Va 81 from Ma
ryland, pa from PennsylvAnia. 30 from NO
lG4 from Tennessee, and 90 from Kentuck total
receipts for the week 4G7 head, against i242 last
week, and 500 he sd same tine last year. OF
the offerings 902 head were taken by Baltimore
butchers, lO4 sold to Washington ciiy and Nor
folk butchers and 70 To Eastern speculstors-
tai sales for the week 100 head against I 81
last week, and i342 head s'm4 last year.
Cows. We quote Mich Cows at 3O( S45 per
head and market Doll
lloGs There has been quite heavy run OF
Hogs Ibis week aud prices In consequence have
receted full ic per 10 since last week and the
market, though early in the week showing some
htHt hle MS towards me last becOmo very slow
~ the decline above stated The quality was
shade better Than last week At the close there
WIS number LETT over in The pens, and the pros
pcct is only fair FOR continuance of present
prices. We quote At 5OCn $40 % ner 100 lbs
net few Hogs selling At the outside figure Re
c0pis this week 65ls head, against 259G last
week, and 1858 head same time Iast vesr
SHEER AND LAWS. There was \ marked in
crease ia the receipts Of sheep aud Lambs this
week, large proportion being Of the latter
The demand for which here is quits limited -
There has been some slight speculative shipments
To New York, but the general shipping demand
ns We'll as that Tor home use Tor both Lambs
md fat sheep, Is very slow AZ decline Of H. per
ID. ior The latter, quality being considered -
Lambs when sold by weig are lGaIc per N
lower. We quote Eat sheep ~ 4G5I cents per
10 gross. Stock sheep no minal At 75C1S3 50
per head Lambs ut ia 81 per head Receipts
this week C393 head, against AHA last week and
1854 head same time last year Sun
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
R e III 6 o u S

The End Quarterly Meeting for South
Branch Circuit, NJ. f. Church, South,
will be held at Christs Church, near vii.
Transport, Grant County. commencing
on Saturday, July IL, 1875.
The District Conference, Moorefleld
District, M. L. Church. South, will bo
held at Franklin, Pendleton County,
on the 4th OF August, 1878.
p. ii. WuISNER, =. T..
July 8. 1873.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

The advertiser having been permanently cur
ed OF that dread disease, Consumption, by a SIM
pie remedy, is anxious 10 make known to bic
fellow sufferers the means of cure. To ell who
desire u, he will send copy OF the prescription
used, Gree Of charge,) with the directions for
preparing and using the same, which they will
md sure Cure for Consumption, Asthma,
Bronchitis, &c.
Parties wishing the prescription will please
address
REV. +. A. WILSON,
lei Penn ST., Willisms6urgh, New York.
April 30, ls75--6m
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
DIED.

fAtib residence Of G. W. W. Burk, 70 Key
SER on the 24'b ult., EpwABD Cuarrs, after a
protracted Illness.
10 Staunton. on the 2Gth ult., OF ParaIy-
SIS, BssJ. r. PoiNTs, Esq, Horthy and esteem
ed citizen in his Goth year
10 Philsdelphis 90 the 25th alt, Of typhoid
fever Miss May g. TANs, OF s;auotou Il IN
the 18th yesr Of her age.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
NORTH RIVER
WOOIen Factory.

THE undersigned, having purchased the fac
Il tory Property formerly owned by william
Hammsck, are now fully prepared TO manufac-
ture all grades Of WOOL into GOODS, Wis.
Cassimer', T.ceeds, !Sattinets, Falted Lia.
seys, Blankets, Fiannels, Linsey for
Dresses, Stocking- Yarns, De-,
and have always on hand such above named
goods TO exchange for Wool, and 10 sell for the
cash on reasonable terms.
We will manufacture Wool on the halves, Into
such goods as desired. Also,
Carding, Pulling and Dyeing
done with neatness and despatch. As we have
beer engaged in this business for q number OF
years, we are confident OF giving general satis-
action; We confidently appeal to generous
public for liberal share Of patronage.
WOOL received in exchange for GOODS.
desired.
CHAS. w. BOWMAN,
II. A. BOWMAN.
Hnmp. CO., Feb. 10 1871
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
Winchester Market.

From the Timer, of Wednesday last, We learn
that Family -four Is selling there at 90 TO 81
90; Extra Flour at IS /; Sc 25-Saperfine
Flour so to SIS 25-White Wheat 1 20 to 81
30, Red Wheat Is 10 81 3O-Whits Corn 70
to % cts, Yellow 10 to " cts,-Rye Gu cts,
and Oats so cts
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SAVE MONEY


Rail Ro
only
business with; and call will satisfy on point.
we'll prohgate
on OF the country and know full well that
well spent enable them
special appeal knowing they will be giving
this notice iou know full well dollar
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
ERRORS OF YOUTH.

A GENTLEMAN who suffered for years from
"A Nervous Debility, Premature Decay, and
all the effects Of youthful indiscretiou viii, for
the sake OF suffering humanity, send free TO all
who need IL, the recipe and direction for making
the simple remedy by which be was cured. Suf-
ferers wishing TO profit by the advertisers ex-
perience can do 30 by addressing 10 perfec, con-
hdence.
JOHN 3. OGDEN,
~ Cedar st., New York
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

AZ Maple Grove near Alexandria Va on the
22nd ult., by Rev g. vs. Cooper. p. r. ME-
church, Winchester District, Rev HrxRY NfcE.
Pastor ". E. Church, Keyser Station. 10 Miss
DRuclLLA A AREoLD, youngest daughter Of " IN.
Arnold, Eco
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
ALI Of that beautiful Stock
of Calico

which
that
cent oil $500 will be sacrificed a
this kind For show the People
how and where - -
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
T H E B 0 T T 0 M
DROPPED OUT!

what FIRST and
Ia TWO MONTHS to slaughter GOODS the
business We
creased sales for profits
Is past Our be to our - i
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

10 There is n man in CHthbert. six
ty-four years old, says a Pennsylvania
newspaper, who has not taken n drink
of spirits in over n quarter of n century,
never drank cup of coffee in all his
life, or ate pound of meat of any kind.
A few days since, in reading a newspa-
per, he saw an advertisement where it
was proposed to furnish n recipe for So
which would teach man how TO live on
thirty-fve cents per week. At this pro-
position he became indignant. and said
it was sheer extravaganza for n man to
spend that amount, asserting that his
provisions were not worth $40 per year.
lie subsists entirely upon corn.bread
and Notwithstanding that he would not
exchange his diet for that of a king or
prince. His clothing costs him about
So per annum. lie is n man Of fami-
ly; and we pity his family.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
HAupDrs SIDNEY Co1Lrar.

TIVE ncYi session OF this Seminary OF Learn
Il ing will commence on Thursday, Septem-
Der 4th, 1874
Hampden Sidney is situated in Prince Edward
county. Va, within n few hundred yards OF
Union Theological Seminary, and seven miles
from FarmWIle the nearest depot OF the Atlantic
mississippi and Ohio Railroad. The locality of
the College is most healthy, and the community
around distinguished for intelligence and peiy
Ihere - no Grammar Preparatory School
connected with the College. u rctsins the bur
Hcuium and tho great aim OF I've teachers IL TO
SECURE thofonghness in the training and instrue-
uon OF tbeir pupils and thus 20 prepare them for
professional studies or the active duties Of life
The ordinary expenses o. student exclusive
OF The cost Of clothing, travelling and books are
from 1926 20 S275 yenr
For Catalogue aud further Information an
ply to
REV. J ". y. ATKINSON,
Irestdent Hampton .Silney CoReoe,
Prince Edcard County, Va.
July Is, 1874.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

LEARN ABOUT THE PULsE.-Every in
teiiectual person should know how to as
certain the state Of the pulse in health !;
then by comparing it with what it is
when he Is ailing, he may have some
idea OF the urgency OF his case. Parents
should know the healthy pulse OF each
child-as now and then a person is born
with peculiarly slow or fast pulse, and
the very case in hand may be of that
popularity. An infants pulse is 14O !;
a child OF seven about so; and from
twenty to sixty years it is 30 beats n
minute, declining TO 60 at four score. A
hcaithful grown pc sons pulse beats 40
times minute. There may be good
health down to co, but if the pulse al
ways exceeds 20 there is disease; the
machine is working itself out; there is
fever or Inflammation somewhere, and
the body is feeding on itself, as in con-
sumption, when the pulse is quick-that
is, over 70-gradually increasing with
the decreased chances Of cure, until it
reaches ITO or 120, when death comes
before many days. When the pulse is
over 20 for months, and there is slight
cough, the lungs are affected
~ The Carthagenians had greenbacks.
Their paper money consisted of pieces
OF leather bearing their mark. but value
less out of Carthage. All leather and
hide money bits, without any intrinsic
value, may justly he set down as paper
money; but at one time whole hide
passed current as money, and was just
as valuable as the real silver or gold
stuff. though inconvenient to carry about
in tie pocket.
t0 The compositor who substitutes
an m for wv" in speaking of lady
troubled with Swelling of the feet" ac-
complished the worst typographical feet
on record.
IS"What kind ofsassage, is them?"
querried an old lady Of the young man
Of literature and peanuts, rs he passed
through the train selling bananas.
tST If, says Il contemporary, Brigham
Young wore an additional weed" on
his hat every time he lost wife or mo-
tter-in-law, tits estimated his hat would
have to be twenty-seven feet high.
l-0"I declare" said Susan, as she
watched the people coming into church
that man looks like piece of dried
beef" FLUSH - said her sister, 1t isn't
meet in you TO talk so.''
IVQuin, the actor, being asked by a
lady, why there were more women in
the world than men, replied, ut is in con
formity with the other arrangements of
nature-we always see moro of heaven
than ofearth.'
Copy was out. The devil picked
up paper and said, "IIeres something
About Woman -must / cut it out?''
mo " Numbered the editor: 1.-The first
disturbance ever created in the world
was occasioned by the devil fooling a.
bout n woman
LIZA contemporary observes that lit
tie boys and doctors should he patient.
The green apple season will soon arrive.
tVDomestic magazines-wives who
blow mp their husbands.
~ Living on excitement is expensive
living.
10 The very earliest nature-printing
Observation-Disclosures.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02

tVrWe are indebted TO Frederick
Watts. Esq, Commissioner, for monthly
report OF the Department OF Agriculture
for May and June. 1875.
EVWe anticipate report from the
Clerk Of our County, as We understand,
the gentlemen appointed for the purpose
Of revaluing the lands, &c, in our Coun-
~, Messrs Milleson and Heatwole,
have completed their work and returned
their books to the Clerk.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1875-07-02
UNITED STATES MAIL LINH
FROM
Green Spring Run 60 Romney.

TIME subscriber having changed the running
4 OF bis daily line OF Stages Sundays excep-
ted from Pattersons Creek to Green Spring
Run, will leave each morning Green Spring
Run upon the arrival Of the aecommo-
dalton train, and leave Romuey at o A. ~, each
morning and connecting with the western bound
accommodation train p. ~. BY this line, dis
lance between Green Spring Run and Romney 10
butl64 miles, shortest route Passengers may rest
assured that on the part OF the proprietor eve-
~ attention will be paid TO their comfort. All
packages entrusted TO me will be attended to.
ISAAC PARKER.
August 10, 1873.-1y.