The Canton mail. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 18??-1882, 1875-10-23
Notes for Women.

Remember, dear child, that woman
is made to endure and man to be en-
| dured. "-French authority.
In the fall liveIer color comes the bonnet
| top above;
In the fall a young gal'sfancy turns to string
that match her glove.-Boston Trdceter.
"Aren't you little off collar ?" wa.
what Jones remarked to his wife one
night when she appeared arrayed for 8
party in an extremely low-necked-dress
| She convinced him she wasn't "of
choler," anyhow.
"He builded better than he knew
remarked shoemaker's wife about two
o'clock in the morning. as she nervously
grasped one of his pegged sole boots in
her right hand and patiently waited fol-
the sound of his football on the stairs.
Logic-Young Wife Ito George, who
arrived home in the small hours of the
morning)-"We are one, dear, now that
we are married, are we not ?" Ger
tainly, my darling; why Z" Young
Wife, Oh, only wanted to know; be-
cause, if we are, l must have been dread
fully inebriated last night
Bowling and smiling she crossed the street,
With a love of a tie-back on;
\ melon-rind glided from under her feet,
And then her Ge-back was gone.
She rose from her seat with martyred air,
And gathered the things she wore;
She looked like one who was willing toswear
But then she never swore.
They were husband and wife, and IS
they stood before the Soldiers Mon
ument she asked: whats that figger
on top?" That's a goddess" he an
swered And what's "a goddess 2"
e." A woman who holds her tongue" he
replied. She looked sideways at him
and began planning to make peach pie
with the pits in it for the benefit of his
sore tooth-Detroit Free Press.
A writer says of Ouida: This femme
de lettres lives in Florence, in luxurious
style, with equipages befitting princess
of the blood. When Bayard Taylor was
once there she was invited to meet him
at dinner at the house of countess.
She declined the invitation, saying that
she never accepted invitations to meet
celebrities, she only accepted when cele-
braties were invited to meet her. He
did not see her.
He was lodger in an unpretentious
BROOKLYN clearinghouse, and for several
days the landlady's daughter, a scnti-
mental maiden of thirty-five, had teased
him to write something in her album.
He at last consented, and penned the fol-
lowing: "As the hostility to dogs dim
inishes the quality of hash improves"
An explanation was added in these
words: 81 never could make rhymes,
Miss Giles, and when [ write poetry
have to express it in prose"
1t is noted that the queen of a French
watering place is generally foreign
lady. She mostly has a title, and she is
accommodated. witty, and a good
dresser She is not often pretty. AT
is of white Valenciennes lace, over a
colored silk skirt; or else white crepe
tunic covered with three rows of fringe
over a black and white striped silk dress,
with sleeves to match. white lace
bonnet with white lace Arlesian bow at
the back.-Paris Correspondence
The Revue DIES Deux Mondes for the
LIST of September contains the opening
chapters of new novel by Octave Feuil-
let entitled &c A Society Marriage" 1t
begins in graceful and interesting fashion
with the love affairs of two young peO-
pie betrothed by the efforts of an lnve-
terate and amiable matchmaker, one
Nine. de la Veyle. The style is, as is
usual with this exquisitely graceful and
charming writer, at once sparkling and
forcible. Here is an observation culled |
from the pages at random: Without |
being armed with very solid or very ele- |
waited principles, Nine. Fitz-Gerald pos
,essed the highest degree the religion of
,rmines and of women of the world-a
lorror of stains Evil was for her not
,nly evil, it was an improperly. Paris