, 1875-09-04


OF mo: md, un}lke the ''Sx Bachelors" will
marry tna for my own mneita, aud not usk my
father TO "gTn him sufficient znoEey 10 establish
hin n business wonder IT 'Ths Louely slx"
buBtnoss also, for foaf 1t would require too much
e1esston for themf}
Unlike tho young ladies Of sEcphi.tophclcs'
acauatptancn. myself aud friends aec not .ux-
s?f' 70 assss ss;iss ot II sbs s"as "s1a
1hen ne ~ y T.. 'm how mitch VIC ase
worth, not only s:',' .I.,p, mel, but ~ truo
oSz OF cditI. xx. .6anrrns,
WHAT CONES Or WHITING NONSENSE.
II N" Editor n The CAtrdyo Tribune:
MrupLEnuno. 1ud., Aug. aD.-A glrl whose in-
hertanco ia the satno ~ that be1neatl,cd to
Adam, which was, II remembered right, In tho
sweat Of thy face shalt tl,ou eat thy bEead;'
writes few lines on tho subject under decus-
sion, Wharfage II honorable to all." Eat it
has draw backa to some. for think somo young
men lack plyaicai stamina and mental force 10
support family. They are inordinute!y selfish.
care moro for bodily case than anything or any
ono ese ; and oil the homo joys would not oradi-
cato those feelings. The only panacea Ia to elitt
the burden Of euo'1 q responribility-- depth
Of which they had not fathomed-,luto Bomo ono
eIHe. Those ara the onts that 4'go to live With
tho old foiks." Now what girl with reasoning
iaculten wants such husband. though. per-
halb. II they were Ill tho auction mart they
would find purchaser. for have seen pictures
xoid Tint II were hard 10 tel. what they repre-.
sontsd. vet aon'o unn carried them oil in Triumph
and perhaps exclaimed, "H,w beautiful" Fatal
delnHion. After time tho rtotuto fades Bntl
onds its career IN Raf1et. Tho mnt huceumbs
to tho ruthless hand Of a1vorsity, and love hnA
no potent charm 10 HIT him up. Ambition ho II
not acquainted with; true, honeat labor In
H. nAk u&tl$%e IL f.tfr>
beod1nng Al expensive boAtdes. he courts de-
penttence and lives with hB kinsfolks. such n
picture IL faulty to every artistic eye.. To such
nan say. Do not MARY; It is unwse, for you
better calmly glldo over tho river Of single
blesscancsa than eneulf others wt1en yo7
stnko tho rocks which bcsltew this 100,
although thousands have paBsed through It. nf,d
But would in hearty friendship earnestly nj
viHe "Cotmorofitan mover to attempt the voy-
age. for aua afra1d le would never survive ts,e
thousand aud one el0tka hs sensitive nature
ferinR hoad would loug for tho aanctuu OF his
bachelorhood days Alas. whRt pity tlat
eucl immaculate clay sh0uld have to tningle
with common oafth. or that they should layo to
then lire hourly in dread tl4at it would withor
and die IL it were moi properly cared for; but ths
escrtion would mako tho fast1dious deyotoa
confirmed invalid. If Cosmopolitan y Vas not
UlCeHpH W!kA HtQG uIdPI*3AQu, AS NOA4A F1f~
Asps De offended al luy crude remarks.
nAy-FLoWEn.
"a MAN FOR EVERY MAID"
10 the Ei,tor pf 1Ar Chica9a tribune:
Culc4ao, kapt. 2.-so you think, Mr. Editor.
TINT There IL q man for every maid /" Wela,
It's just this. il the mac that heaven haa designed
{or mo aoss not put iA 40 Appearance SOON,
shall become classical koman-that Ia. RhalI
have to be claaaad On the List Of 'oad ma1tls."
Oh! horrora
Ever since I hsd my tirst cuildhood's 1oy-
e1 have had q sort Of dread Of tho phma. Ny
father's two old maid aisterH lived With u aud
spuiled all our fun. The7 dnallY married n 40.
lIopes for me.) Now, II fortune does not fsvor
me, and an obliged to live in single blessed
ness. please everybody don't say. "bhe neyer hsd
u chancc," boo4uso the chanres were legions.
You sso tlat softsns the matter muchly,
Is ia forlonl never 10 haye Lad 4 Glance, for
know, whom We 20 hAhluE We would rather
hayo nibhlo, yes. oven lot the cunning fish
take tho Init from tho hook aud speed AWAY,
| than have our efforts unnoticed
10 yon really think that sheEo In = husband
waiting somewhere tor me Patient waiting u
no ioas, but you SEQ nm losing my patieuoe.
Why, bavs waited hfsoen yssrs-,no. think It
is txoiye-for WIZ just YeaEs old roneu.
bss we'll taking walk with homo OF my child
hood'a friends, talking about tho boys, ot coarae,
wheu Charlie cAme up bohsnd mo and stole
kiss. 1Eonsnber al about it. and belors ths
| Impression IL still there. Lots SEQ THolys
aud oiglt-yoa--thst Just ulakea i'll am ~
now. Aly frienda say, "Jeuu!e. you will 60
through tbs hald aud tAko crooked stick 1t
last" don't think AN more than llAlf way
! through. for my TWO Aunts marr,ed At 70.
| Tho trouble IL those whom would haTe don't
want ms, End thuse TINT VALE me. the "Dsd
bo1Atoh wouldn't have-apd really Mr. Editor,
l do uot think | NIL 70 very bard tu posss. Hut
| when Wan young NY beAux wote t1lck ~ the
measles. aud 1t VIA hard to choose couldn't
hhyp them Ill. Now that they are thinning out
\ little have good opportunity OF studyinH
each ons: anu just Rotug to make a nuAIneas
Of il, aud find ont What ,4ey are made ct.
Thers IL Fred u-. lla IL = real likely fel-
low. AMI believe Utmost worships tho ground
that walk OF. bus don't !iko hs moshsE-and
ita mighty important j1st no" Ia know who you
aro getting for ! motGor-in-lAw. she looks over
her glasses, and is sseuls - It eho could read
| youf very soul and board Fred Bay once that
wlen he got nweet litsls home Of hla Own hs
thought il wo1,ll po W nice to hayo mother
| sh2se 1t wi.h h!n. Wall lot her, but Dotsy aud
| will bo ont Just then..
/ IN studying tue character. morals. and
pnrso Of III old widowar who 10 on my list will
I'LL sou Wednesday what th1uk Of him.
! HOW TO sELgcr \ WIFE.
Tp ~ Editur " Tha chtea9o 1%iauat:
ElaiN. H.. Aug. SOL have bsen somewhat
Interested In thu matrimonial discussions which
und III your paper, especially In Saturday i
supplement. hase . word for tho ''LQueiy
Six" Think they are not looking It ltc ~ 1t ID.
or might be, to them. II. ~ they ray, they aru
not Of sxttavagaus habits, aud are dsalsous 10
ealoy The comforts of s1eal lome. 1t seems u
though half the ineoma mentioned would be
sufficient 10 Hecurs it. 10 insure sAis, my
friends, DO not b. captlya.sd by the tisss pretty
taco you SEQ: look tuF aouuthiuK moro Hubs!au-
sial not for rlel. msn's daughters. o. those sn