, 1875-02-21

Kansas tour, she was like I grasshopper beeau,
sho Was cicada-
Show beautiful It worked" exclaimed N.
If ssda WOMAN who had just been to SOC her hui
band hanged.
4 correspondent sadly s1claims, !" how can
couuette die happy?" She can't-5f there's
man around, and her back hair isn't f1ed t.
suit her.
Young wasnan at YOUNGSTOWN, o.. who ha
an imitation seal-skin CLOAK, ia forced to tell u
n7orage Of mteen lies per day to make folks be
!. leve it is real seal.
WEN , asessed for the evening. The girls aewaday
.oAtce Al atom Of dress on them ioavu:
Mono bA.ne them-for what h an svenin1 dresa
nut = dress That II suited for Evo7
Mfs. Mary LeRevro said in her leoture in
Masnington that man's inhumanity to man can
anlty to woman.
II Thought 'svas queer he didn't heller .,,+
the last time hit him, !" saidl urux Hnsa NJ AZ.
bama to the jury who we're trying her for tha
1nurler Of her husband '> ~1'
4 correspondent of tho Womon'. .zo,rr.o, +-;..
% ProVo that: the older the mother who gives
hlrth TO chAd tho more lkely that child u to
become distinguished in the world.
The Boston Girls Cooking Club Ia IN \ f,orr-
ishing condition. Ths first claaz succeoded il
cooling . turkey the other day; and only mado
one hiunder. They forgot to .sdrzw" it before
committing it to tho ayon.
Tho difference between tho sexes msv be
atated thus: 4 man gives 40 eents for 25-cent
thing he wants, and woman givoa IS cents for i
40-cens thing she does not want.
The paragraphers are sympathizing with a
virginia mau Who has spent $40, 600 for mospbia
Tor bis wife in the last twenty years. But think
OF the quiet nights that man has had.
frankie (aged Mamma, = lady at school
kissed me- to-day" MAmma-" Did she dear )
! hope YOU kisaod her back: frankie Cndig-
nantiy-"h Kissed her back! No, didn't; I
kissed her cheek"
It is time to stop talking about the softentpe
has four wives has inst been sent to the peni-
tantiary for stealing horses.
When Cincinnati young man SAYS to bin
| eool's Idol Don't kiss mo any mora, now. Sal:
Tn tired. ;" she knows he has just been shaved
ny ono OF those pretty female barbe1s.
father in Ayoca, who has nix pretty danxh-
| tozs. carries in q limited amount os wood Tor
each stove Sunday pight and chen locks up tbe
| ~ood.nouae. Ths worthy Apocan SAYS he'd
have to adopt uood-sawinG As IN avocation il he
tried to keep up these SundAy~night fires.
Milwaukee Neeos: Berlin mans house il
blockaded with u bank Of SNOW 20 rods long and
y rect deep but his mother-in-law, who is yis~
shoEels from rosy morn until dewy eTc.
Said sho: How long are.you going to stand
before tha. g1ass?" Said be-: "Untii.I sso hov
my Ulster hangs. But that's Just the wa,.
woman never takes any interest in her hus-
bands dress after she's been married year."
lt's simply absurd, says the Milwaukee Senti-
nel to talk about wou1an being qualified to fill
every poBtion In life that man fills. For in
stance what woman could lounge au dsy around
stove in country grocery, and lie shout tho
number of fishes she caught last summer?
A RARA Ay1s.--Jones-"W Who is that ein an
the men seem 80 anxious to be introduced to?"
woman, sir! Jones-sWhat has has she outt| done5"
Brovu-"feyer written novel or eousribnted
to . magazine Punch
4 dry goods clerk in an 1ows city lately drop. |
pod sensefeBa behind the counter whilo waiting |
On customers. The female customer for whom |
he bad pulled down every bolt Of calico On tbs |
shelves quietly requested the proprietor to re- /
move the lncumbrance, and send On fresh |
clerk
story is told Of two Vermont 1arneru Who ]
are not Changers. They induced their wives to |
join and report before they would commit them |
selves. Now, whom they will they cannot two |
the wives 60 regularly ane triumphantly to eyery
Grange meeting, and the men stay at home.
On Tuesday night, when Sixth street man
had to go to Wyandotse on business which do.
tanned him al night, his wife hardly slept wink
home over IN hour Yesterday norr,;na vhsn eTen y
took two policemen to unciasp her fno.rs Trn,n
his hair and prv bar toeth OF hin e.r notroit
FTes Press. ~
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lnefe 1a lnaeed compensation Tor every mis-
!orsune. from prlFste Letter to : gentleman
u u thus elty iron ft1cnd who married and went
folIowiuc eItract F.: :. Dear Joh,' fe,r thst ~
felon, about which wrote you will cause the /
oss OF nv finger but Hannah's 1nosher 1;aJ
ast ight."-Brookhn1 drots- 0Aoo
1....,-- 49,
0aoo0y 1setus. ooe o1 our young Ladies /
fhoso company 10 nnch DF7zed BY an enterpris- I
ns !.e Young me1cnant, 1ook charge of class OF
1ste VIII, 1na 2tae1 ouaaaY. A1ser tae iessoE
.a ne 'o.u 'ue a oaaolea .na' they wished 70 Ask
.9I 11;1a nnJ quaeIons ene ~ "o11o aaa"er them
WI! YOU Sns"et LIS Asked q ot1ght-eyed |
ao1uo. Lertaan!y, 8alo the teacher. We'll. /
on iova Ar - 1s~.: III ~ t.aata, s;,.