The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-08-12
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Ague is having a good run.
This is "Can-Can" season.
The grape crop will be large.
The potato bug season is over.
Rag money taken on subscription.
Rev. z. T. SULLIVAN will be absent
from his pulpit for four weeks.
A little over two weeks and our
schools will open again.
Isn't it strange that green blackber-
ries are always red?
The late water movement beat the
crusade of one year ago.
Sunshine is what the farmers want
now.
Cabbage worms are spelling the
kraut business.
How many farmers were in the
Ring-masters Convention?
For a change we had a shower of
rain on Sunday.
The evenings and mornings are
cool.
The bright sunny weather has
cheered up many ofthe respondent.
Considerable wheat will be saved
i'll this county.
NJ. Sturm has the largest Stock of
TRUNKS and VALIsEs.
The farmers are good voters, but
they won't do to hold office. So said
the Republican Ring-masters Conven-
ton.
This CThursday) is the last of the
dog days. The dogs have had their
days now.
Cucumbers and lots of ice water
are recommended to persons having
a desire TO shuttle off.
Hayes will not carry his own town
for Governor of Ohio. The crusade
killed him at home.
The Teachers Institute is now in
session in Eaton. 1t seems to be well
attended.
The fly crop is large and annoying.
Housekeepers are engaged in daily
battles with pestiferous swarms.
Where, oh whereas the music
grinder and the frisky monkey? For
months our streets have missed them.
Prof. ALEX. FORBES, of Cleveland,
will deliver a Free Lecture upon some
educational subjects, at the City Hall,
Wednesday evening, Aug. 1lth.
Our Street Commissioner has had
our streets scraped. Now let the
Board of Health sec to some of our
back yards.
The Eaton Band treated the citi-
zens to q serenade from the Court
House steps, on Saturday evening
last.
Mr.. OLDFATHER is not a grocerer,
as we stated last week neither is he
Granger, but is now engaged in the
manufacture of tile.
Climatic fringe" is the name given
to the fashion of cropping the hair
and letting the ends hang down over
the forehead.
With 100000 a year The very poor
est clergyman might struggle onward
toward Zion and not care much how
many years it took to reach it.
PANTS, VESTS, CoArs, COLLARS,
Tics, Suspenders, Hats, Caps, Trunks
and Valises, at STURM's.
In the ticket given last week as the
one nominated by The Republican
Convention, the name of LEVI RIs-
NIGER, for Inirmary Director, was
omitted.
When you see a boy fondly fold his
hands over his front waist-button, and
meekly bow his head, you may know
that the presence of green apples i:
receiving due respect.
Put both your lower limbs into one
leg of your pantaloons; take the Other
leg, roll into a bunch and tie it be-
hind you; then try to walk. THAI
will teach you how nice a pull-bacR
dress is.
Money is what I want. 1 will give
you the full value. M.STURM.
A Young lady was recently heard
to say, with a sigh, "What with being
tied around above, and tied around
below, 1 have not had a good square
sit down for three months"
Items are scarcer than mosquitoes
in December. Nobody is doing no
thing and no one knows nothing a
bout it. Nobody is going nowher,
and nothing is going on.
An observing street corner idle
says he has learnt one thing by tn:
opportunities offered by the pull-bacl
style of dress-the garter is now worl
above the knee.
In reply to the request of the Pari
Academy of Natural Science, W
would say that, we cannot exchang
publications with them,-but thinl
they would better subscribe for tn
work complete, which will be issue,
in book form as soon after the Urea
tises are published in our journal a
possible. The engravings alone wi
be worth twice the price of our bool
$1,000.
Go to Sturm, if you want to Blu
very CHEAP GOODS.
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