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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

Good farms in AroostoOk county, Nc, may
be bought Of the State at fifty cents an acre,
payment to be made IN labor on the public
highway.
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Hard times everywhere; but where is the
nation whose workingmen, like Americas
are enabled to eat the wheat bread of the land
In all seasons
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

Flora Temple IS thirty years old, and her
kInd-hearted owner is dong all that he car
to smooth her pathway to the glue factory.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

The Commercial estimates that $50 good
thrifty farmers have settled In Dallas county,
Texas, within the las, three mouths.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15
If YOU WANT

To doctor yourself have all the Patent Medicines tha
good Tor anything, and some that c0bn all d.
seases. r.. y GRIGGS.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

BEWARE " spurious need!cs poor Xix, tV'.i, bad oil
etc 'r.irh rs1hsr me tf' nGcbin" n,iSt We manu-
lnrturp our needles ELK and twist furnish linen and
cotton thread and OaN Of superior Guality-but which
an he relied only when obtained through Principal
or Branch Oifcc. feOh
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

.RSoID'-. SASl"ORD,- AMI car
\ .E'gS WRITING INKS AND FLUIDS, ~
UsNAS a HAPPEN
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Works which should be found IN every Library
within the reach of all readers Works TO en-.
terrain, instruct and improve. Coflcs will be
ent by return post, on receipt Of price.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

UsNAS HAPPEN
DIsAyING CARDS CTtIBBAss T.
I BOARDS. &c. az DSHtN a HAPENAS
THE OTTAWA BUILDING A.
i SOCTATION has Mo- to Loan the
rst Tuesday OF month Principal and pay
abe 10 monthly Ailments FOr further particulars call
} q. HARlaA ssers'sTy
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
equally impressed upon the underling

equally impressed upon the underling
agencies.
We have stated the theory of a very
common abuse. It is when ring may run
adepartmeut, Notwithstanding the head Of
the department may be entirely honest,
and averse to anything Inconsistent with
his personal or political obligations.
The letter Of the Auditor Iberates him
from any possible subservience to such
outside influence if it existed. He stands
pledged to pursue the rogues. The Gov.
ernor has intimated the same high mo-
tlves. Let these officials vindicate the
principles Of the party. Rid its record
OF every deed which would impair the
value of these principles. Let there be
none who. invoking the sanctity Of the
faith. defle the purity of its affairs. We
are proud of our Republican executive.
He has followed the lead of the President
He is the peer Of Bristow and the rival
OF Iilden. He has even surpassed them
all IN bis unsparing zeal for reformation.
He has prosecuted to resignation a public
officer Of his own party whom he had
''never for one moment believed to have
been personally guilty Of dishonesty or
corruption in the administration OF his
office"
With the aid Of the Republican Audi
tor and the Republican Attorney General,
we may expect that the Bristow policy
will be carried out. and the Republican
party purified and indicated. When this
reform team shall take the field, we may
anticipate some decisive disclosures. We
wish all these general charges established
or dismissed, that we may have clean
slate for 1876. 1T must be that offenses
come, but woe unto those by whom they
do come
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

will find that they have done great injus-
tice to the intelligence of the people. It
may be well to persuade the Iowa farmer
that he can get imitation prices for his
corn, but when this currency comes to
pass through the shears of the brokers,
the farmer may find that he has been
stufting his pockets with wildcat represen'
tations OF indefinite resumption. Better
hearken to the solid men Of Boston, and
the experienced gold and stock brokers of
New York. If the Democracy set out
with plan to bid for and buy up the
votes Of every man who wants market
money, they may find themselves con.
fronted with arguments more potent in
the present than mere paper promises can
be in the future. There is power which
governs the actions of even popular
conventions, and which will dictate the
administration of the national treasury.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
QUARANTINE.


STATE LOUISIANA
Executive Department. )
New Orleans. June TO- 1879.
WHEREAS, An act of the Legislature approved
March Is, 1855, entitled IAN act to establish quar-.
antine for the protection of the State" provides
that the Governor of the State shall issue his
proclamation, upon the advice of the Board of
Health. declaring any place where there shall be
reason to believe a pestilept contagious or in
fictitious disease exists to be infected place and
stating the number of days of quarantine to 6e
performed by the vessels. their passengers. off
GERS and crews, coming from such place or places;
and
Whereas. The Board of Health q the State Of
Louisiana has officially requested that proclama-
ton OF quarantine be made against the ports of
Havana and Vera Cruz. to take effect on and after
the tenth of June, 1875;
Now, therefore. l, William P Kellogg, Governor
Of tho State OF Louisiana. issue this my procama-
ton, declaring quarantine of ten days against
each of said ports this term of ten days to begin
to count from the departure of the vessel quaran-
tined from the infected port on the voyage to the
port of New Orleans
Given under my hand and the seal of the State
hereunGo attached, this tenth day of June, in the
year OF our Lord eighteen hundred and seventy
nve, and OF the Independence of the United States
WILLIAM P. KELLOGG.
By the Governor:
N. DUkAND
Assistant Secretary of State.
STATE OF LoUIsIAsA,)
Executive Department
New Orleans, June 30, 1875.
In accordance with the official request of the
Board of Health of the State of Louisiana this
day received, the provisions of the foregoing
proclamation are hereby extended to the port OF
Key West, Florida.
. Given under my hand and the seal of the State
hereunto attached, This thirteth day of June in
the year of cur Lord eighteen hundred and seven
ty-hve and Of the independence OF the United
States the ninety ninth.
WILLIAM P. KELLOGG.
BY the Governor
n. DURAND,
Assistant Secretary OF State ivt
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
PROPOSALS.


Sealed proposals for cash are invited and will h.
received up to August !, at the Company's ofaca
No. SO Magazine street (under the st. James Ho,sD
or the following described work:
All the GRADUATION. GRUBBING and CLEARING
between Alexandria and Natchitoches Louisau.
sixty miles more or less. The work will average
shout three feet embankment, and for more than
half the distance through open fields. Bids viii
be received for sections of five miles or for thu
whole distance. Also, CYPRESS CROSS TIES for
the whole distance or DR. section Of one mile.
The ties to be nine feet long, hewed on two par
alel sides to q face Of seven inches heart and
seven inches thick. To be distributed over thu
line as will hereafter be directed by the chief
engineer, at the rate of 2640 to the mile.
The company reserve the right to reject all bida
Z. B. WHEELOCK,
President New Orleans Pacific Railway COMPANY
iyll cod I'd 20
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

From narrowing tale now publishing IN
: literary paper. We learn that ''Vernon
was equally silent, and deep. painful
dusi spread over his quivering features.
His thin, ben, form. haggard countehance,
stamped with pain-sieevelees arm and
rrCtches-told q tale of suffering that ap-
pealed powerfully to Alvar's better feel-
ings, which were much softened BY his new
happiness" Good hevins! why did he not
strAighten up, and why did he 60 about
with sleeveless arm when he could Dor.
row whole Shirt Perhaps he had also
painless leg, and that may have caused the
painful flush on his haggard counteuAuce.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
4 CARD.

NEW ORLHA~e July - 1875,
Gentlemen. o. New Orleans and LouisianA:
am now staiting a SHOE FACTORY snIv
ask you gentlemen for your patronage. suaran.
tee tina, / will give you better satisfaction in nv
line than any establishment in this State-cheaper
and OF . better material. Gentlemen sOu all
OF employment in this city and State and have no
food for their wives and children. Il we will
start our own factories and pal rOnize each other
We could easily manage factories of All descrio
I ions. Our money all goes North and West 1t il
millions of dollars. I have been est .blished in
the shoe masutactory for the Last twenty 1--WE
years, and cali the attention of tie community in
general "
yoNTs. respectfully.
JOHN HANSEN.
.;2s tap No. Is Canal str..,
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS RE.
WARD.

STATE OF LOUISIANA
Executive Department. )
New Orleans, July Is, 1875.
WHEREAS, On the fret day of July MICHAEL
JOSEPH BOWbEN a resid ent of the parish of St.
James, was barbarousy murdered, in the parish
of St. James, at the plantation OF v. &. Andt rson
about nine miles below Donaldsonville, in the State
of Louisiana; and
Whereas All efforts t. arrest his murderer hsvs
failed notice is hereby given that reward Of
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS will be paid 70, the
arrest and conviction of CARL ALBERz, the
murderer who is Swede, aged about twenty-five
years, height about i've feet ten inches, saIlov
complexion, hair black, beard dark and but htts
of it, eyes dark, rather a downcast look marrow
forehead, broad STOPPING shoulders, stands with
his feet turned out, dresses we'll tor working
man. ard speaks broken English.
Given under my hand and he seal Of tho State
hereunto attached, this fifteenth day of July, in
the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and seventy
five, and in the Gel tennial year of the irdepsn.
dence OF the Unit ed States.
WILLIAM F. KELLOGG.
Gy the Governor
P. G. DESLONDE,
Secretary of Stat. ;vr.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
STATE OF LOUISIANA, !
Executive Department.
New Orloaua- julv < Ipr5

STATE OF LOUISIANA
Executive Department, 5
New Orleans. july 5, 1875.
WHEREAS, On the night Of the ninth ultimo Otis
Scott was barbarously murdered nine miles below
Thibodaux, in the parish of Lafourche State of
Louisiana and
Whereas All efforts to arrest his murderer or
murderers have failed
Notice is hereby given that a reward of FIVE
HUNDRED DOLLARS will be paid by the State of
Louisiana for such information as will lead to the
arrest and conviction of the murderer or muir.
derers of the said Otis Scott.
Given under my hand aud the seal OF the State
hereunto attached, this fifth day of July, in the
year of our Lord one Thousand eight hundred and
seventy five, ana in the centennial year of the in
dependence of the United States.
WILLIAM p. KELLOGG
By the Governor:
P. G. DESLONDE
Secretary Of State
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
DIVINE SERVICES.

Rev T. Q. MallarS b. D., Of the Prytania Street
Presbyterian Church. will preach a, the Central
Congregational Church, an SUNDAY EVENING.
July rs. at eight o'clock.
Al IL 4. N. Rev. ). hayward will preach At the
came place. iy2s It
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

The undersigned. who is an old and experienced
writer. may be con6dentally employed to prepare
cards, notices, letters, Inscriptions, memorials
also sPeeches arguments, lectures, essays, poems
He will do all literary work.
Refere nces-HOn. NJ. Hahn Hon, 3, F. Flands "a
Hon. r. H. Mari
THOMAS II. HOWARD,
je29 No q Comuerc;al nj IRA
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

We have received from John 3. Bach
elder, author and publisher, a. copy Of his
book called Popular Resorts, and How &c
Reach Them.'' jus: Issued. 1t i. not a
guide book proper. but an illustrated gaia
teer Of pleasure travel in the United
States, forming an elegant book OF 30
oayes. with l53 wood.cuts.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Nation, Illinois, makes an application to
have the State institution for the feeble
minded located there. This is simply dis
,uised ulau TO colouize Democrats.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

There is one consolation in being blown
np by an engine explosion, and that is IN
knowing sou are held in high steam in the
cOlumuuity.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Tickets are being rapidly sold for the
snatinse performance to be given at the
Academy OF Music by the Variety Dramatic
Club,On Wednesday. Angus. 4 The per
Torrance will consist Of the 'Sea Of lee
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

The ,lis.organ gets Oft the old joke abont
the crucifxioE ana the two thieves as
original. Anything wAf 90 down with the
6arbarians '.deown Seouth." So think. the
alis.nrnan.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Miss Minnie Doyle, favo,ite with the
Orleans Dramatic Association last season.
has been engaged by BARLEY Campbell :or
Hooley's Theatre in Chicago.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

An improved watering place writer
speaks Of the courteous hackmer and ever
obliging bootblacks. A man who can write
like that needs no money to trave! in this
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Bates. perplsxed with metaphor. repair.
20 :ha dictionary and lind. intlstion to mean
nothing except blown. into something.
lie Is, therefore. satisfied tina: Mr.. William,
Allen has been 'ibiowei mp 'da.'S what
che matter with him.
es.--~~Oes-
the Gew H.s:rionics. who were 10 have
played'"I.ove's Sacrifice" as the Varieties
Theatre OIL Monday evening. have been
obliged 10 POSTPONE. the performance until
Ia. twenty fifth of August. On account Of the
:llness OF gentlemen east Tor leading parts
III the play.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

+. W. Helmick. music publisher. Cihcir.
nati, sends US the song and chorus. "Das.
ling Aroon." as sung By Frank Campbell.
and tire Dutch song aud dance vailed
'.Pretty Little Jakey.'
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

A little phosphate Of lime, some chloride
OF sodium and water; of such are tears,
gentle tears, and yet we are unhappy to
Sc any one moved to them.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

a little boy in Illinois got powder-horn
and intended to build q bonfire with the
contents. He did not live to tell his father
how sOrrY he was.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

We publish in this issue Of the RrruB1f.
CAN charming story entitled ''Madamc
Dehcieuse.' from the pen Of George w.
Cable. Esd. u native and resident Of this
city. and the most promising author in the
Southern States. His peculiar genius for
story telling has earned tor him the title Of
1.-THE Bre; Harte Of the South
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
DISAPPOINTMENT.
TO OUR GUESTS.

Hal. WV RrsrRioSrcs
New Orleans, July 25, 1875. (
lrs:,e' 10 state that the performance OF This
ASSOCIATION which was dated to come off on Mon
day The twenty sixth inst ant, has on account 81
unavoidable eircumstsnces. been postponed 70
WEDNESDAY, August Is.
Two gentlemen having principal characters On
the east are too i'll to act and their places could
not be Allied by Monday evening.
JOSEPH Il. SPEARfNG.
iy29 IL % President Ea-v u;..;a.;
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Joaquin Miller CAN only complete one
verse OF poetry in . day, Of maidens with
nut-brOwn hands and the kline chewing
glover. and we ought to be able to stand up
.,ID2er the rraSsur,
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

I, is reported that several horses were
secently made deaf by lightning at Jan
caster, Pennsy lvania.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Chung Lung is bright freshman at Yale
College. He die not row. and was q lett
Lung bn Iegatta day.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

ssepevievo Ward. an American actress,
with London reputation. is 10 play Ls"y
Mach1M with Salvini.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Wolm. are destroying the pear trees in
Vermont. Little boys might as welt use
..heir hatchets and say nothing Of the ma:'
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

The music made as accompaniment ZOE
William Ailcn's speeches comes properly
ir,,m bas. Dpes.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

gradually overcome the prejudices over
which civil rights laws and constitutional
amendments have not and never can have
any real power.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Rev. James Morrow will preach a: the
.Ames Methodist Episcopal Church this
morning a: eleven o'clock.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

The Democrats want to nominate for
President a man they can elect. an! none
of them know of such man.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

The Odd Fellows Aid Association gives a
iete .champelre and picnic at the Salr
Grounds Oh Tuesday next.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

It will pay to buy your coffee. parched or
ground. a. tina tea depot. No. " Camp
street.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Sermons, murders and scandals make W
She Sunday papers Of Chicago.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Malcolm was u prophet. Several een'
suries ago he said: 'gheye's warrant IN that
eheft.'
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

Tire Rev. Or. Mailari will pre- ach at the
Centra! Congregational Church this even.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

THE st. Thomas Episcopal! ,coioredl
Church will hold divine service th. evening
In the Sunday schoo! building OH calliopc
street. between PGytanla and =. Charles
streets. at half pas. seven O'Clock. when the
Rev. $. Burford. Of Calvary Church. will
preach for the congre cation.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

No tea drinker sh0uld fail to VISIT TIE yea
Siepot. No. Camp street.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

i. General Harlan. prospects for carrying
Kentucky are good.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

That Cheeve. won in the single seui race
a an oar true tale.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
INSURANCE.,
INSURANCE,
T&'WENTY.SIxTB
ANNUAL STATEMENT
CRESCENT MUTUAL IysURAScE COMPANY

'otai premiums for the year ending
april 80 1873. .............. 1855 7s7 IS
Earned premiums less YeinsuYancs and
e; return premiums ........... ........ 2.6,I37
Fire, marine And river losses s lao 3aa 40
Taxes. expenses, rebate in
lieu of participation lees
interest," etc.,. 1895 33-2l4 054 %
Leaving, after paying ten Der cent on
capital stock, net profits. 1862 1873 u
Total assets. .... ee1o 9o1 Of
The Board Of Trustees resolved that after nav
nS tne annual interest of ten per cent on the cap
~ sIVck OF the company that dividend OF
the fourteenth day of June next to those parties
nsurlng with the company entitled to receive this
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

4 population. Of 100000 Is claimed tor
cleveland.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

If our ~sn.us is an exception it has been
cell taken.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
REWARD.

Secretary of Siat,.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
3le,r Orltans. Republican.

Nothing ia leasd Of Bald Mountain this
eeasouS'
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25
PUBLIC WRITER-A CARD.

Secretary of State,
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-07-25

ooioIe VIC WAX uiany oI our most reSpOn.
sibie citizens. Of whom we recollect the
names Of Zacharie. Peters, Watts and
others. asked charter to lay down tracks
parable! with the levee with switch turn
outs on every slip. Such system is now
needed, and the whole heavy freights in
tended for transfer should be trucked by
yard trains and dummy engines from one
end Of the levee' to the other whenever
needed.
Our conviction Of this necessity makes
us the more aware Of the dangers to arise
from such concession in monopoly as
has been referred to the Council in com.
mittee Of the whole. No such power of
controlling these transports should be
given to any men at home or abroad. The
levee is already INSTRUCTED by concessions
to railroads. which traverse its whole
length. The wharves have been delivered
to individual control. Conflicts Of au.
thority would arise every hour between
the claimants Of exclusive rights, and the
Council will find the evil OF having dele.
gated to individual control the duties of
which it should be the exclusive authority.
In providing for this cheap and rapid
transfer with the shelter Of through goods
the Council! should guard against any
possibilities Of abuse. If they are Of the
opinion that the compensa ton for city
officials is not sufficient, OF the labors
too great, for the performance of
such service as dispensing the pub.
lie water and repairing the public |
wharves; if they think that it is better
to give all departments Of popular con. !
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-14

A MAN who hadn't much talen,
for conundrums, in attempting to
get off one at tea party at his own
house the other evening, got ex-
ceedingly mixed. He intended to
ask the old question, " Why is
woman like ivy?' the familiar but
gallant answer to which is, Be-
cause the more you're ruined the
closer she clings." But he put i
"Why is ivy like a woman" 2" which
none of the ladies could tell, and
SO the unfortunate man himself
told them it was " Because the
closer it clings the more you're
ruined"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-14

a KENTUCKY woman is a living
protest against making all this fuss
about "dress REFORM" She dug
six dollars worth of herb roots, kill
ed two rattlesnakes, and gave birth
to twins all in one day. But that's
hardly fair sample of her usual
days work.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-14

ADAM and Eve escaped two seri-
GUS annoyances of modern lovers.
In the first place Eve had no NAM
ma to make judicious inquiries as
10 Adams social position and pros
poets OF patrimony, and Adam had
no governor" to see that he did
not throw himself away on por-
tlonless girl.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-14

PAPA-And pray, sir, what do you
intend to settle on my daughter? and
ded-I intend, sir, to settle myself on
your daughter, and to live on you!
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-14

GIRLS, as you value your lives,
don't get up and get breakfast in
the morning. A young lady at
tempted it one day last week, and
was burned to death. Show this to
YOUR mammaS.