The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-01-23
RilIinrs.

Pills will sumtimes act on the liver, bu
saving wood will alWpas do Il.
Think ne best way % 60 thru thi
world L to 60 backward, W kant Sc,
ahead II yu try ever 80 hard.
He who leads q lie ov pleIEure, SOW
wheat and reaps tares,
About one hat the folks go thru lie a
drift wood floats on the surface oy thl
stream, without knowing or careing mpcl
whar they are going tolaRd.
Politeness, even when it IL not the re
suit Ov emmy real goodness Ov heart, IL Al
agreeable fraud.
Thar seems to be this difference be,
tween the foolish and the wize; the phOoli
kan deceive themselfs, but they kant de
ceive'Otners the wize kan deceive others
but kant deceive themselh.
Thare IL no one more Oten wrong thar
the one who thinks that he il alwusS right
1t IL very cay to mistake ceremony FOL
politeness, and the vulgar are alwuss max
ing the mistake, -., ...
Truth IL skarse, there Il very little oy
it ennyhow in this world; thare IL mol
more than one thing out Ov ten that w
think or do that IL true.
Don't be afrads Ov a slanuer; II it ain'I
true it won't hurt yu; II It IL true 1t Amt a
Islander.
A kind-hearted person Ia necessarily
polite, even II he IL az rude ~ bOor.
l kno sum very intelligent people who
are insuaerably vain; this IL the most
strange eontradikshun in human natur,
Trielng to do what natur never designs
ed Us Tor IL the source Of mGnny NORTH
kashuns and failures; thus we see sum in
the pulpit who ought to be in u shu-
makers stall, and others disgracing the
bench who would be ornaments in u
butchers shop,
Crate welth il certainly the poorest
legacy yu kan leave yure children. Yu
had better leave them destitute.
. ] never knew . fOur-legged dog to, de.
ReFt man in his hour Of misfortune; but
j hav often known the two.loggod kind to
do it,
The recipe for making good proysrb
IL, take one gallon Ov truth and bile It
down to pint. on : -
Z II Ia a takb believe, that al the, good
things that 10 possible for human nptTr to
do hay been done, but We are astoniShed
every day at some new phase OF iniquity,
Prosperity never made phoOl Ov q
man yet = very often stirs up the phOol
that Il IN him tho.
A man Ov vivid imaginashun sellum
suckceGds in biGzness; he anticipates the
end, and then becomes disguised with the
MEANS ...
Those who are the most keenly slls-
ceptiblG 10 rilikule think that It IL their
merit that makes them no, when in fakt
it Ia olIener their vanity,
! hold that genuine wit Ia allwuSa gen
uinG truth. ....sr
| am glad Nv one thing-it don't take
but little To plea1e ME; | am NJ simple "a
Il child wish WRz a1 pure.
How kan We expekt the lion md the
lam to lilo down together, when we kant
even gil two men or two wimnlen to dOlt
without hiking up sum kind Of n row.
Religion that man don't Use Only one
day IN the week IL wuss than emmy kind
Ov inlidelity.
Itiwas u going to try to plea1e every.
body (Which shall never undertake so
long az am in nil right mind, ( would
tell them oil to mind their own bilEneSs,
and would mind mine.
A lasting reputasun IL u plant oy slo
growth. Those men who wake up sum
morning and find themselves famous, are
very apt to go to be, sum mite and be for
gotten.
The dogs are the most sinsible antigua.
FiallS kiIo Oy;. they gather old bones aud
then bury them, foF praktical purposes.
Things that amt honest are the only
things against which ridicule hat enny
power. ...
The man who Ia anxious to take u
sckret to keep IL the very last one to he
trusted with tn Y Weekly