The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-11-18
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH.
BRREF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER.
DUNNER'sBARRIcK, Nov. der 'lSt, '75.

g'Vote hob, un Wann iCh 3 noch amOhl
tZu du het don date ich my finger fun 30
sauch halta os demokrawtishe tickets.
lch war geshter in der shtadt, un dort
hob ich init etliche fun de leading repub-
liCans g'shwetzt, un SO wella obsolut
hawa os ich widder tzurick gea in de
party, un des is de reason os iCh tzu der
conclusion kumma bin es noch amohl
proweera. De fact is Sc sin so clever tzu
anne os mer ena sheer gor net OBJ sawga
con.
Der Johnny Heeshter hut mer g'sawt
Sc wetta widder anes fun denna societies
uf krega we Sc for yohra tzurick ghot
hen, un ar behawpt ich date n first raty
chance sht@ for Posht M@shter warra
doh uf IN Dunnersbarrick providing ich
join widder de Republican party.
According tzum Johnny seiner notion
is es noatwendich os ebbas gedu werd,
for ar sawgt wann de 'lections ivverall
game 3 neagsht yohr we Sc gonga sin des
yohr, don kummt der demOkrawtish
President aw nj, un sell W@r eva doch
sheer tzu orrick. Un according tzu sina
fggers is es aw so-seller grose Shtate
Nei Yorrick wo 10000 demokTawtish
gonga is, sell is es wass der dihenker
shpeelt, un wann Ohio un Pennsylvania
aw widder Republican gea data we Sc
gonga sin des yohr, don is es ON end net
CHUNK, un now is es de manupg os mer
proweert uf ca odder der onner weag n
excitement uf grickt os de demokrawta
nivver fetsht uf unser side. Werlich m
Heeshter g'sawt hob os ich s widder
proweera will don hut ar mich aw grawd
in saloon nj g'numma un hut de oyster
bezawlt un feer mohl de rounds
g'shtand. Der Johnny is uf course goot
oh for ar hut n grOssy office os m sex
daussend dawler ally yohr Ell bringt un
ar brauch aw tzu sawga gor nix du der
fore. Des is aver private os ich druf GUS
bin for Posht MRshter w@rra--der Heesh-
ter sawgt ich besser sawg nix derfu bis
os de tzeit kummt. ...
Aver, de condition is os iCh aw now
ebbas du MUSEUM now is de tzeit for de
foundation bana for de neagsht cam
paign. So feel os ich fershte con wella
mer proweera n grossy excitement raisa
weaga de kordullishe-uf wass form weag
vase ich selwer net exactly, aver ich
glawb es is ebbas fun weaga de shoola.
Now ich war olsfort uf der opinion os
mer tzu feel kinner in de shoola hen, un
os es n goOter plan is for all de kordul-
lishe kinner Gus de shool heiser nous
driva. Sc hen kea bizness dort. Luss
Sc ous gooka for era eagny shooting, for
meer kenna g net afforda all de hochty
texa betzawla for an yeader Tom, Dick
un Harry SON nochy larnung gevva. De
feela larnung is anyhow nix nutz, un ich
glawb os es feel besser w@r wann kea
mensh in der gonsa welt lasa odder
shriva kennt, un wann mer now N nele
republican political society organeisa don
gea ich aw nj derfore os mer de anti-frei
shool principle in der platform dun
Wann nemond lasa odder shriva kent
don hetta mer gor kea truYvel NIT de
couuterftters un forgers, un dino data de
demokrawtishe editors aw net so feel
shlechty saucha shriva un printa ivvel
unser beshty lett. Ich bin now entirely
g'satisfed os wann de lett yusht all era
meiler halta data, un reCht sh@ in deI
shtill s republican ticket vota ona en-.
niche questions froga, dos mer dino gol
kea bodderation het derweaga.
Now het ich aw garn os der a wennich
ufunser side nivver kummt un helft uns
de neagsht lection g'winna nit unserm
anti-frei shooi platform. Ich denk any.
how ich hob recht-os mer nav all geaga
de shoola sin, un os mer de kordullishe
hummer du missa. Ich muss confessa os
ich s net reCht fersht@-wann ich der
Heeshter widder sac will ich n troga os
ar mer's exactly explained. Anyhow, 's
is ebbas weaga de shoola un de kordul-
lishe, un 8 maug now aw 81 we's will
Ich ferluss mich now entirely uf der
Heeshter so os ar mer de nj fashiondy
republican principles explained.
Un now muss ich aw pawr wardt
sawga fun unser head party lett Del
Grant is about der besht mensh os uf IN
ards budda lebt. Ar is n gooter Krisht
un get oily Sundawg regularly in de
Kaerrich, except wann's n net goot suit
Ar is n leadinger member fun der tenn.
perance society un drinkt ne nix except
ar is in grossy company odder by sich
selwer, odder wann ar excessiffer dorsht
hut. Ar is orrick goot tzu de ormy lett
un gebt gor nix um siCh selwer. Al
deent ona lohn, for nix, un yusht for's
goot fun lond. Es is net Wohr os ar fini
daussend dawler charged for 81 sht8
coala wo ar used in seim wohn house.
Un der Simon Cameron is aw n mensh
os honest is. I'm der Bob Mackey is
honest un hut 81 lava noch ne kea cent
GUS der treasury rouse g'shtola, except
now un don so a wennich in mistake
De Office holders sin all honest, un es is
n ferdiveltry shond os de demokrawta
so insinuata os wann ebbas letz w@r-os
wann shmoke in der kch w@r we der
alt Bacherly ais sawgt. Ich bin in favor
derfu os mer n law pass'd for ennich
ebber in de Jail du os ca wardt liver
unser leading Office holders sawgt, un
wann mer amohl pawr seller weag
punisha date, don data Sc larna era meiler
halta.
Denk now yusht amohl drau-suspi-
cions raisa liver so lett we der Mr.. Gen.
Grant un der Cameron un Tweed, un der
Bob Mackey un Bill Kembel un onnery
gooty un frummy republican krishta wo
now in de enter sin Ich selwer hob
selly very shtories geglawbt, un sell is de
reason os ich for's demokrawtish ticket
g'vote hob. Aver now bin ich convinced
os es yusht lauter leega sin. Sidderos Sc
meer de Posht Office fershprocha hen
vase ich os gor nix on der sauch is os der
Cameron un der Grant un de onnery
goot-hartziche un potriutishe menner at
all suspicious acta. NH...
Now, Mr.. Drucker, ich will hufa os du
now aw ebbas dusht for unser republican
party, for mer g'winna anyhow der
President-anyhow wann mer votes
g'nunk pola kenns, un wann mer aw net
gons g'nunk hen don kenna mer fer
leicht widder de returns so uf fixa os mer
g doch widder g'winna, un wann mer
dun dino look out form meier un an bully
gooter Posht Maeshter uf IN Dunners-