The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1875-01-12
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A Holland Pa,ent man, who has tiiir-
teen pounds Of spoiled pickled pork on
hand, is anxious to have them get up
donation to some or the minister3
around, there. - n.s....ssn
The world would be sandy desert
Of .lonesomeness if women were not
to attend auction sales and
pay more for an old bureau than new
chamber settwould cost aa
Young America is very forward. .safsli
put d head on you,' said q little gamin
to companion You try it" was the
quick reply" and your mothers mon
key will be cherub in ten seconds
Human nature is much the same the
world over The man in Tasmania.like
Ihe man anywhere else, always feels like
standing behind chair, in company.
when his legs are too long for his pan
falcons.
A Thomas street school hoy had just
got his face fix3a to sing "Let us bvd
one another" when d SNOWFALL hit him
IN the mouth ana so confused nm ahas
~ G,,eu I,n Dui 2, hes, Jass ~, no Snas as'n
''' ano /. " ou'" ou' o'' oii.
On retiring from business, I wise s6iti
mar said to- his son and saiccessor ~
Now, my boy, remember that cdiumen
sense is the best stldng that you can
bring to bear on every affair or iife ex-
cefss 'ose making = ft1iao1asessslFssft
A girl in Georgia brought suit, aRaintt
a recreant lover, clsimin, $40, ,BOO, dam
ages, but she compounded for four bales
of cotton and a new parasola fHerlaw.
gertopk Ihe co,ton i9ri lls zee, apd she
ae!'s 81 :.e f7fasoi lis y Feai ner Wounqs eos
,v'o',' ~, ssas y.sF,..i,,s,.I,..; ,,;..,,
Inc celebrated portrait painter, Stf.
ART, once met q lazy IN the streetln eBos-
ton' Who ',lItee saiated him with: ION, Mr.
stuart; nave Just seen your miniature,
ana l KISSED II, because II was 60 meeli
.,Ae . auu ~, .,,1, anu ulu n'A'ss yNu an ffe.
ST. ra.n wy mo !, hen, sa'u
o'ua''' ' twas iio' i'Ae mt :
Some OF the girls have revived the
practice of placing small pieces bfbkAck
court plaster on their cbigs They think
ishs ohs 'c.i0~s snluA
b.a o nlonto,, % ,l,.nao,,aa suos 49, c"'.
haa>plahle'. themselves ena thelrs laees,
' i'' ssusn gess ri
a Mlssourlan who attended prayer
.ls e.ls win us aa',gh'er 'eit compeiied
\ toalisc up ait feinalks = Nant.n Dc
spvu alu 60 70 1leaven. n.y. = tEose liIs2
will lie 4 aood deal If ara ran Sc;ns, s,osrS and
there the f;,Ss thing thev know 3s,. .ssss
j 81. - rs, al.,.'1f..gl 80
"a fa'iroaa tfaii IN nlichigan nroke
,ao"h, rccenliy'and tue passengers Alright.
ed. Among them was anold gentleman,
VINO, TO HI up the tIme.wanderef OF to
an aoJacellt house. There he. encounter.
eui'ii OLD name OF .llis, whom he hadsnot
seen iaryears. Miibin few days the
couple were married ena, v.,s,
A Nofth Carolina paper says that 1.-TWO
negro s'rls IN want OF a new bonnet p:ac.
fM opslfucsipns IS On me v llnqlnslpn and
elaoh hal1lroaa, g 1esn near " arsaw, ,,he other
cay as .hey say, Tor inc purpose OF XII.
llns some iaoies on tnetnp.nass aney
,hig!l' secure me 'onnetssiaistl Rey iaave
oeeh sent !" jail ara fissisf1 siis sesrs
A gentleman who welded a. ,yeuno
lady in her teens desires to offer word
Of callion against such Ivery earle mar
ria9es lie sayssit is productive OF. an
uncomfortable feeling 10 have your wife.
no matter how amiable and lovely going
rpuna ,'4, "Mohg ner schoo'mates; nragg,ns
aooue hca L'ossessn'H o. aTnusoand Us u
ne were d ne" Aaoh.'''s'' 5.'sli'is = 81 -
I'D am busy pfousl,ing and cannot en-.
tertain company now,'' is the substance
Of a note recently written. hyl n Macon
county, I'll eiil'te a ST. Louis 4 fyduiss
lite who had met her at a faslionable
! palty in the latter rity and wished, to
visit her at home. The olo,ions maiden
lis graduate at an Illinois seminary; Z; and
her father cave her an eiohtv Acre farm
on condition that she; wo,ad Il, N 70.
work it herself, which she does.
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