The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-01-07
rAoTs AND rAEo1Es.

When q man arrives at a conclusion
It is time to stop.
Most any weather is colder than
blazes.
Head Of the frm-'' Went holi-
day Why, you've just been at heme
III for 8 month !"
Il. E. Parsons has been nominated
United States District Judge Of Ala
bama, vice Richard Busted resigned.
When the new PalInaan palace cattle
cars are running the pampered pig viii
take his meals ca rogsc.
The Colorado poiato-bUg is de-
nounciDg himself Tor want of energy.
Names potato crop measures over B.
600, 600 bushels.
When man cannot drive we'll hs
makes up the deficierey Of education ia
that respect by severely pounding his
animals.
-"I am very happy" said a French
mother. g / have q son-in-lRv whom
everybody discusses, and q daughter
whom no one talks about.
Will the Young men of America
permit q red headed Englishman 20
win the hand of Queen Emma of the
Sandwich Islands
"A Chicago preacher has locked him
self up IN the fourth story and draws
his meals mp by q BEDFORD BE says
they can't get up 10 ISLANDERS about him.
"A hue array of fatted calves viii be
one Of the features OF tllo grand speota-
eular drama entitled g The Prodigal
Son" at the Boston theatre next week
Just think, il you swear of using
tobacco and wearing clothes after the
first of January you can save s. a week
st least. and IS per week for ], ,000 years
is S260. O0Ol
Until very recently the Mexican
nav has consisted of a few fishing
sehooners. Now they have added q
side wheel ferryboat with cannon on
it, and feel SAFE.
According TO the American Regis
ter, the actual number of American res
idents IN Paris is less than 5000, al
though it is often that they number
10,0 ,040 and 5000.
-" Pop" asked Artaxerxes, "why is
justice blindfolded ?" 81 That she may
be spared the spectacle Of the wicked
ways of the lawyers, sadly reioined
Mr.. Marrowfat.
There are III, ,023 soldiers widows in
the United States who receive pensions
from the governments. Strange, strange.
that young meu continue to marry girls
without a cent.
-Skeptical persons didn't make much
headwsy Ia the early days of New Eng
land. Z" No one not church member
could hold Office, or be even corperai
in the army"
The Georgia negro has no more faith
in banks. he lays his money out in
store clothes and hair oil, and the news
Of bank suspension causes him TO eN-
claim: g Bust away wid ye, but you
can't hurt desc lavender pants.
"A millionaire IN San Francisco has
ia a large collection Of paintings one
entitled "The Despair Of Sampson,
for which he has refused s., 600, though
it was executed some years ago by an
impecunious minor for s..
The academy Of science OF Rouen
will award in 1876 one hundred dollars
for the best work on The advantages
that might be obtained in preserving
and improving cider by means Of heat
ing processes applied TO wines.
There is q proposition before the
Danish congress for the abolition Of all
titles of nobility. decorations, etc. On
the motion 70 take the auhiect into con
siderRtion the vote affirmative, ds;
negative, 16.
The New Zealand government has
sent special agents over to England for
the purpose OF collecting p quantity Of
small birds of various kinds, and coli
oBy Of humble bees for introduction
into that country.
The academy OF scisnce. arts and
Belles-lettres, of Caen, offers the Sau-
wage prize of eight hundred dollars, in
1876, to the best work on "Fhe Eole or
economy of leaves in the growth os
plants. %
When the unayor Of New Orleans
sooots around st night aud finds po-
liceman asleep on a doorstep he dEags
the said officer into the street and breaks
the bridge Of his nose and pays him OF
in scrip worth seventeen cents on the
dollar.
The bears and wolves in northern
Wisconsin, which get nothing 70 - from
November 10 May but Indians who hap
pen to die in the woods from delirium
tremens, are getting 50 fhin that fe-
spectable shadow viii scare ono Of them
to death.
When the Wesiehesier woman de-
iects her husband " walking crooked
down the road she dosent get mad about
ii, but thoughtfally observes to her cone
paniOn, Jane, ] shouldn't wonder II it
was an earthquake that makes John
walk that way"