, 1875-01-03

yelled the little wretch: "you know you'r
washing my breeehes. Can't learn you TO tal
tho truth, old ga1!"-Terre Hauts Express.
W0MAn.
When n mother father7 When she's ,
sigher.
4 Lancaster lass net hor three lovers to play
| ing game Of cards to Determine which ahoal6
marry her.
4 Brooklyn man, with '.club foot" wa,
much comforted BY marriod man who admitted
hsving clubbad head.
"sarah was good wife," said = Georgian
speaking OF his late wife, '.but she could nevar
do up shirt real nice"
Dr.. Mary Walkers life is ons Of continued
strugglea to keep her pants hitohed up without
the aid OF suspenders.
! 4 suspicious Fort Wayne girl said to her lover:
II have no doubt you peddle out my kisses
among your other lady friends.''
Az indianapolis woman has sued for divorces
! because her husband made her cat for her supper
. large loaf OF sour bread she had set before
him.
Mrs. Jones recently presented her spouse with
twins. On the nurse showing them to the
anxious father, Am to choose2" he inno-
| Gently inquired.
4 Keono, N, H., girl. only 18 years old, gnve
birth to l2-ponnd chld, three neoks ago. and,
| oped and healthy baby.
| In Montreal the other day Scotch girl posi-
] lively refused to have the ceremony performed,
because the man she Was to marry WAs six min
utes late in arriving at the house.
Tho following decision by an eminent Judge
makes strong fence Of mhtr11nony: 'sA uifo
cannot be convicted Of receiving stolen goods
Ett u}ta aHAixyAa $hnr%$ $rn,~ HAw -A
4 country girl coming from morning walk
WAS told that she looked fresh - daiay kiss
cd by tho dew, to which she ilnocently replied;
you've got my name right, Daisy but hia isn't
Dew"
Frenchronen are divided in opinion as tc ths
revival OF honnet-strings, one party wishing to
have bows under their chtns, while the others are
contentsd with Keeping their beaux under their
thumbs.
Tho women Of Michigan Ill take an interest in
politics now. The are divided INTO two great
parties, the Nar-cry OF one being: women for
of1ice-holders," and that Of the other, Women
for baby-holders."
Everything goes wrong" said Kansas far
mer, wlpins his eyes. i" The gEasshoppers cum,
burned. and I've rid for three dsyn and c2n's
find 3 woman who wants to marry"
a young lady Of this city, with hustle Of
Startling proportions. waa very grievouafy
ahocked the other day at the Inquiry Of i small
boy who wanted to know il she had such \
thing Is u Charlie Ross about her.
The fact that thirty -sevcn men arc wanted BY
the San Francisco police for deserving their
wives indicates change Of sentiment from the
time when the first white woman WAS received
in California with procession.
From Mexandria comes the romantic story OF
love-sick maiden who. because her father '*for-
bid the banns," put all her lovers letters into
bushe! basket, set fire to them, and then sat
down in The lanes with suicidal intentions. She |
Was badly burned, but ia likely to recover.
4 North Carolina paper ea.s that "two negro
girls in want Of new bonnet placed obstruc-
tlons On the Wilmington i Weldon Railroad, |
near Warsaw, the other day, as theY Say. for the
purpose Of killing some 1adies on the trip, that |
they might secure tho ponnets~" They have !
been sent to Jail.
They gave Massachusetts woman narcotic, |
and she did not wake until after the time IN [
which her dream had told her sho would dio had |
passed. Though she is now safe and thankful, J
speck Of disappointment that tho dream WAS not
fulfilled; it would have created such stir
among the neighbors.
4 lady who was about to start for Quincy, the
other day, stepped by mistake into tho smoking
car. and. - she WAS beating = hasty retreat, Was
hailed BY gentleman in flannel shirt and
seedy silk hat with the apt remark: ''Ss-ay, ct
you want ter have weed, there's plenty Of
room!" The nobIess gallantry il sometimes
concealed under 1ed-aannei BOSOM
Monday night policeman passing along
Second street, discovered ehostly object stand
ing by gate, aud crossing over he found that it
was man in his night-clothes. - I didn't know
bat that you vera walking in your Sleep" said
the officer. No; was standing out here to
wait til IT," old woman got over being mad and
dropped to slcep!" quietly replied the citizen.-
Detroit Free Press.
a leading Paris authority in fashionable mat
ters says there ls nothing more difficult for
WOMAN to do than to SIT gracefully in = carriage.
The 1orette lie down At full length the strong
minded woman crosses her legs; the bourgeose
sticks 7p her knee the waiting maid leans over
he side and the high-bred lady only holds her
ness or etlffuesB and looking ~ though ane had
been born in carriage. ~.-~~
There haa been separation between an up
own lover and his sweetheart. She presented
1im with her photograph, which he, on his bend
ID knees, snore he would always wear ns1t to
lis heart. While making his last Sunday eyen-
ng call, he pulled out his handkerchief from his
pack pants pocket, when, 10! the photograph fell
It his ladys feet. She says he Is either liAr or
'lse h's heart is not in the right place.
Hsrrisbuzg paper infor4s us that s'vhen
Gentleman and lady are walking upon the street |
We shall not discuss ths pracsicablity OF imprac-
1cahility OF this feat, but we may rafer to the |
heo1y as illustrating the general disposition Of j.
nen to harass and oppress the gentler rex. II t.
he friends Of Miss Anthony do not desire her to
isit Harrisburg upon An errrand Of war, they
,il keep this intelligence from har.-Philadei
hia Bulletin.
The editor Of the Roma (N. ~ Sentinel has
cen shown !" q design for an upholstered front 2.
ata, which seems destined to become very popu- I
IT. The fcot-boardis ID cushioned, and there is = I
arm soap-stone on each side, the inside step '
eing adjustable, SO that short girl can bring !
el ipe 10 the line OF any giTon moustache 6
ithout tronblo. Il the gate is occupied at 1880
~, an iron hand extends from one gate-post,
akes the young man BY the left ear, turns him |
round, and he Ia It once started home by steel
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Here is : specimen Of the queries that tho