Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1875-04-21
All Sorts Of ParagraDIlS

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| A PAPER of tax-rhe assessment list.
A POOR ralation-Telling an anecdote
badly. -. ......... 5..
THE easiest way to pay gas bill IS to
tburn kerosene. #1E1 3sE@
MISS ELIZA WEATHSRsBY is starring in
| the far south. ill.,.
OUR late Treasurer was a toiler as we'll
as a Spinner. ~.a @53fa-
HE Vokes Family is playing iu q
new. extravaganza at the Adelphl, Lon
don.
MINNIE MYRTLE MILLER, Joaquin's
wife, is training her eldest daughterfor
the stage.
A COLORADO audience presented a
musical prodigi" with gold fiddle an
inch long. 1 --@
s'LEss sTU"Y and more fun" is Rev.
Robert Collyer's view on the education
of young children.
N1B1o's THEATRE, New York, is tenn
porarily closed for repairs and re-orna-
mentation.
In Russia Il commission is to examine
the expediency of reducing the number
Of holidays.
MISS FANNY DAVENPORT viii star LII
! San Francisco, New Orleans and other
cities next season "E
New WORKERS. say Aimee has returned
| from Cuba with renewed supply of
voice and spirits.
THEY nave barking cats in Allentown,
Pa That IS, the hungry felnes take
| the bark off fruit trees
QUESTIONS Of the day-One I or two
z, 5 or C ? able or ible u in or u out?
They have the ''Lotta vest in San
| Francisco.
COLORADO stif1ly protests that she has
| a starch mine.
SANTA ANA's $500 saddle adorns q
Washington pawn-shop.
HE great unknown-Those vino
don't advertise. = Graphic.
COMPULSORY notwithstanding a
trade in the state prison.
WHEN barber'n pole falls on your
head, consider it a bad sign.
The time TO put stop to it-When
you get TO the end Of q sentence.
In a recent boar hunt in France one
wild boar disabled twenty dogs, and
was only conquered by bullet.
Mrs. BAYARD TAYLOR is translating
her husbands History Of Germany into
the German language.
WHEN Julia was told that John was
| teototaller she suddenly found that her
own fears were dissipated.
LIFE is sum; and it becomes us to
do it properly, as it can be done but
once.
PLEASURE is certainly made up Of
something finite and something infinite
meeting together.
A VETERAN shopkoeper says that al
though his clerks are very talkative dur
ing the day, they are always ready to
shut up at night.
| STRAWBERRIES We're in the San Fran
cisco market, at 50 a pound, on the 18th
of March, month earlier than usual
GRN. JOHN G. FREMONT has decided to
take up his permanent residence in Vir-
ginia City, Nevada.
A HAPPY thought comes from happy
heart; it will come from no other, but it
will go to another.
MARK TWAIN has two-year old boy
weighing 100 pounds. They call him
the broad innocent.
THE readiest and best way TO find out
what future duty will be, is to do
present duty.
WHO can measure the power of q
great idea Armies fight in vain
against it, and nations yield to it's sway.
-M0udsley.
THERE are words which are worth as
much as the best actions, for they CON
tain the germ of them all.-N97ae Syet-
chine.
THE Anchor line on Saturday began
the Scotch mail service, and It's boats
will hereafter rank among the mail
steamers.
The National Butter and Egg Asso-
citation has resolved that artificial color
ing is a Legitimate part Of the art of
butter making.
A REVOLVER with which five of it's
previous owners had committed suicide
was sold at auction in Paris, the other
day
ALFONSO viii not permit his subjects
to kn9el at his feet or kiss his hand,
which shows him to be q sensible fell
low
THE copyright of a single piece Of
music, Coote's Prince Imperial Ga
Top, was recently sold by auction III
London for 5000
A WILLIAMSBURG man woke his wife,
the other night, and, IN a startled tone
of voice, informed her that he had
swallowed dose of strychnine s'Well,
you, fool" said she, ''lie still Or it
may come up.
A GENTLEMAN who had been indulg-
ing the great North American privilege
of getting drunk, says he was holding
to lamp post, and as soon as he let go
the post felt down. That's the last
thing he remembers. a
SOMEBODY in Baltimore claims to have
seen a phantom dog one night recently.
This is encouraging to us and all others
who have long wished to see phantom
dogs supercede every other Sort
THERE is land. a happy land, III
But how shall | get there