The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1875-03-25
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TRUTHS AND TRIPLES.
WE have no right to judge man
Until he's fairly tried
Should we not like his company,
Nua lnnu, tho xUorld Ia ~ ida.

Until he's fairly tried
Should we not like his company,
We know the world is wide;
Some may have faults-and who have not?
The old as well as young
Perhaps we may, for aught we know, +,
Have fifty TO their one
KANSAS hotels have no call bells, and
when a guest wants something in the
night all he has to do is to raise his win
dow and fire revolver, and n five sec
onds there's whOop in every room III
the house.
AN exchange says that ono Russian
ever talks about the weather" Then, If
thew have no Beecher-TiltOn scandal, and
no Congress made up principally of ring
thieves and idiots, what the dickens do
they talk about?
A COUNTRY pastor said to one of his
feminine congregation, "Are you hap
pyw Eyes, sir" she replied; / feel as
though / were in Beelzebub's BOSOM"
"Not in Beelzebub's !" "Well, some of
the patriarchs, don't. care which,"
BROOKLYN Argus: Some of the metro
politan papers are very severe upon MIR.
Bergh, though he is not the author of
that very popular sentiment, Better
that every New York editor should die
than that enc good horse should perish
WHILE recently engaged in splitting
wood, Jones struck false blow, causing
the stick to fly up. 1t struck him on the
Jaw, and knocked out q front tooth.
"Ah," said Bill, meeting him soon after,
"you've had dental operation per
formed, / see." "Yes," replied the suf-
ferer, accidental" .,.
WHEN a girl crops her front hair and
pulls it down over her forehead like
Mexican mustang, and then ties piece
of red velvet around her neck, who can
wonder at the number of pale-faced
young men that throw away their ambl-
ton and pass sleepless night, in trying
to raise down on their upper lips?
II had donkey wouldn't go,
Do you think I'd wollop him? No, no, no!
I'd give him some corn and cry, Gee woi i,,v,
REFINED.
II had an animal adverse TO speed,
Do D you @ think I'd chastise himf No, indeed.
Go on, Edward !"
BRuNswIcKER: Young fellow, if you
have been burning up another mans
fuel and coal oil all winter, without yet
, arriving at definite understanding with
his girl, you may expect to be chalked
down as light and pithless fraud, and
may look to have the scathing finger OF
, scorn and the black muzzle of bulldog
pointed at you if you attempt to take
, up your swing on the gate where you
3 left off last fall.
In answer to fair correspond INT, in
= 10 +Lootr;ooI ottars would
,, say: 1. There is no necessity for a young
!, man going out between the acts, any
more than there is for the young lady at
! his side. 2. He does not 60 out to see
a man." 3. If young ladies would per-
!. !. sist in going out when their escorts DO,
: we believe the practice would soon be
4 stopped. 4. But it would ruin the sa'
!. loon business for a block around.-Cht
y !, cago Journal.
THE Greek and Latin monks of Jeru
q salem disputed about who sheuld keer
q the key of t6e Holy Sepulcher., Where
n upon Russia suspended diplomatic rela
v tions with Turkey, and war subsequent
q ly ensued. Hence Edward Everett re
n marked, with smile, that Russia ant
# Turkey went to war, spent millions
II treasure, and destroyed thousands o
n lives, to decide who should keep th
key of the tomb of the Prince of Peace
l. AN old man with basket of buns, OF
le his shoulder was walking in front of tn
l. Crown Prince and Princess, on the Beh
It renstrasse, in Berlin, where they sPen
j. the Christmas holidays. All of suddel
y, he slipped and fell, and the. contents Q
Is his basket rolled on the pavement. Will
Dt out hesitating a moment, the two youn
TX princes ran up and began to collect tn
ut BUNS that were lying on the ground. Th
rk poor old man thanked his kind helpers
without knowing who they were.