The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-08-20

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mortar-bed that they might (orgeIsn
sleep that they ever were summ0nt'l
on jury or before one. IinJ they Will
do IL.
Now there's ~. Taylor nice quiet
man when he's eating, got 80 drunk
that he misto0k the NOON fort loco
motive headlight and waited on Il lln-
her pile for the train to pass. But IT
must have hecn II slow train, rs limo
thy waited so long he became sleepy
and was snoring like a siX-boiler
teambOat when Il "lObby" S'eered
him into the bridal cllaniberat the cal
aboOse to finish his nap. Fragments
OF swans down with which the pillows
are stuffed ut the city hotel were stick
in his hair yesterday morning M he
pleaded guilty and handed the Marshal
u check for his baggage, rcmarking
that he guessed that he'd board out
the three dollars and costs.
The evidence in the case of H.
Swarts, charged with using prolane
and obscene language towards Jacob
Aaron, did not cold out, and defend
ants plea of not guilty was sustained.
Mr.. II. Cohn caught n Tarter
Wednesday. He baitcd his hook with
n flannel shirt, gorgeously emblaHOned
in front with the flags Of all nations,
and illuminated on the back with a
representation of an African war cle-
plant bearing IA bevy of beautiful
nautch girls, and just as he was des-
pairing Of his luck and aboutto change
his bait toa cavalry jacket with yell
low seams, II tremendous pull told him
he had hooked fish. A hcrcuIean
Jerk, and there Hoped on the floor as
fine specimen Of sucker rs ever
gladdened the ferret-like eyes OF Il
chatam-street old clo' dealer. "Sell
you something to day, mine trent :?
Got anydings wat you want; say, my
trent, you wants nice shirt ? My
bruddcr-in-Iaw hat dat shirt
made for himself; dat shirt
cost de house thirty-dve dollars;
sell you dot shirt for fifteen dollars !!
Feel of dot shirt; you can't buy dot
shirt in New York for dot money.
You don't want dot shirt? wy, mine
trent, You cit such anudcr offer, so
help me Moses Come, now, ! let you
have dot shirt vor il dollar and Il half (!
Shall wrap ii up, or you want to put
ii ON; step right back dere; dere's we're
my brudder-in-law puts on his shirt"
But the sucker persisted That he didn't
want any shirt, and had only stepped
in to know If Mr.. Cohn could tell him
whether the Constitutional Convention
met in September or in Austin. And
would you believe II. Mr., G. lost his
temper and so tongue-lashed the inter
rogator rs to necessltate call upon the
police by his victim. The call was not
without effect: Mr.. Cohn yesterday
morning handed out ten dollars and
costs for the exercise of his tongue.
That same sucker, that was the cause
of Mr.. COINS coming to grief, it
seems, was also the innocent OCCASION
0f Mr.. William Nanen losing eight
dollars and costs. Because the coun-
tryman would not be induced to pur-
chase the shirt, this colored wanen
thought it became his duty to slam the
Agricultural to the floor and stand up
on him, so that Mr. G. could persuade
him the more ut leisure. But the same
poclers that yanlSed Mr.. Conn also es-
corted Sweet William to the 'boose,
and there he'll remain, with an occa-
sional jaunt about the streets Mt the
tail of the garbage wagon, until tina t
IS is settled.