The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-09-02
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Hot.
Dog days.
Peaches and cream.
Sunfowers are in full bloom.
Eat the bread of industry.
Hose, 4 cts, at Jos. Woerner's.
The campaign is fairly opened.
Sheriff TOWNSEND is convalscent.
The big cistern is all right now.
The summers heat has arrived at
last.
The jackson House is becoming
popular.
Attendance at Court last week was
good.
British Hose Is cts, at Jos. Woerner's.
Apples are in the market at so cts.
peck.
The crops are better than we ex-
pected.
Counterfeit fifty cent notes are in
circulation.
Never take the advantage of a mans
circumstances.
Some people have q dread ofnews-
paper reporters.
Has Preble county no "watermil-
lions"
The Devil has finally invaded the
stronghold of Israel.
The Cincinnati Exposition opens
next Wednesday.
No town clock until after the next
wheat harvest.
Rev. MarIay preached his farewell
sermon Sunday evening.
Notes of preparation for the COM
ing school season are heard.
You can save money by buying cloth
ing of JOS. Woerner.
Sheriff Townsend has eight board
ers, with rcom for seventeen more.
Mosquitoes never were SO bad in
this locality.
The street sprinkler is not so pay
ing as it was.
Hats, all the new styles, at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
The farmers say the corn is ripen-
ing too rapidly to fill out well.
Grapes which survived the frost
are being injured by mildew.
Good heavy Winter Suits for $500, at
Jos. Woerner's.
The reason girls are tied back is
because they are so forward.
Look out-rag weeds plenty and
the hay fever on the increase.
The school buildings are being put
in order for school, which opens next
Monday.
Seventy-nine tickets sold from here
for the excursion to Cincinnati last
Thursday.
Ifthe girls "pull back" much more
we may soon expect it to be fashiona-
Bile to walk backwards.
It will take Israel township 20 years
to regain the reputation she lost by
the recent SANDER suit.
See the Mems Cashmere Suits for
$500, at Jos. Woerner's.
1t is said that Van Pelt has agreed
to return to Ohio and stump for
Hayes.
One of our young men proposes to
go to California and get up a ''corner"
in postage stamps.
They actually talk SANDER in the
land of Israel. Who would have be-
lieved it?
A good deal of the "true inward
ness" of Israel was developed last
week.
Lower leases present inducements
to our citizens since the warm weather
set in, but the mosquitoes are bad.
When the editor is away the "dev-
il" can play, but when he returns he'll
say we played the devil.
The 142 best waterproof Umbrellas,
$3.50, $3.50 and $500, at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
Morton, the great political somer-
saultist will perform here the day af-
ter Robinson's big show.
We are in receipt of the report Of
proceedings of the seventeenth annu-
al meeting of the Ohio S. S. Union.
The two most Intellectual things in
the world are undoubtedly a blue.
eyed woman's rage and a liquor law,
CHARLEY HA1NEs, Esq, of Hamil,
ton, was on a visit home last week
Always welcome, old boy.
For a good square lunch, and COO
refreshments, go to ]. P. Harshman's
Billy Shields will do the honors SC
Socks 4c., &C.,, &C., loo. and 12c., cheap
est ever seen, at JOS. Woerner's.
Harrison township has old whea
enough to supply the entire county
for a twelve-month.
The REGISTER is trying to give brit
to a Catholic baby. Hurry up, gran
ny, or the COMMERCIAL will beat you
Uncle John Robinson will be herr
on the 9th. Little Oliver Twist vii
gyrate on the 10th.
Curnapdarc TX ctc On cts and 81 cts,