The Morning herald., 1875-12-01
our x1x1lrurr posrsa..

VVA A4N1ATVR1 FO6111s .
/ At 40 King street, can be found th
latest styles Of well made furniture, whicl
is selling very cheap. Tho above ID the old
est and most reliable establishment In Cd,
State and 10 kept BY J. & J. N. Harman.
"lsn't your husband . little bald ~ asket
one lady of another, in 4 store, yesterday
"There isn't bald hair in his head" wa
the hasty reply Of the wife.
! Why suffer with bad cold II one bottl,
Of Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup will cure {
cough of the worst kind. Dr.. Bulls cougt
syrup is sold for 25 cents per bottle, or 6vt
bottles for 81, in every respectable drue
store in the United States.
A young lady from the rural districts en-.
tered q dry goods store, the other day, and
asked for pair OF stockings. The clerk
politely asked her what number she wore.
"Why, two, you blasted fool !; do you sup
pose an centipcde, or have q wooden
leg!" =,
Low prices 1t Fennessey's shoe empor.
ium, 22l Market street. White kid slippers
a specially. A most useful holiday presents
is pair Of shoes. -.
An Irish melody transplanted. German
tenor warbles: Ja4-
"I'll not leaf zee, SOW lone Won,
j. To blue on 10 schtem!
Zins ze lofty are szchleebisgk,
Cob .sschlcceb sow fz dem!
Zos ghvntly I schgadder
Zy leafs on the bet, .5
va!r' by maids of 70 karrten
Lie schentless and lct"'
Cheap, extravagantlyy cheap! All shapes
and sizes of ladies' felt hats at 80 and 40
cts, for sale at 1el Shipley street, t.a|
Itinerant photographer (fron under the
eloth)-"Will you keep quiet How do
you suppose" Subject (who is evading
the tocus) )-"Be jsbers, man! Will ! cit |
still to be,shot ati vi Ilils,gs 5rsa .sT
It is the wife who never says "I'll do as
please at my own table, won'tI7"
Go to O'Copnor's new establishments, No.
2 Eas. Srd street, over DubelPs hat store.
He sells stylish and good fitting garment
at from 10 to 10 per cent. cheaper than at
any other tailor.
"Conductah,' simpered a lady on an
outgoing eastern train .the othes evening,
twill yeou be so keind as to bwing me
glass of watah -
The polite conductor thercupon marched
o the water tank, detached the German
silver mug from its long clanking chain,
md, returning with it filled to the brim, !
proffered it to the fair trav- {
ler:
She took it with smile; she bowed-and !
tuck it under tho nose of must looking !
oodle dog on her lap, who quietly Tapped : :
p the liquid rcfrcshment.
Whom tha cnv,G,,,,tor ronoivhA n 04 ann
gain, it was noticed that he softly shied It 4
ut of the nearest open window. Bat, 7
hough done softly you could see by the
'sy he set his teeth together that he wish \
q it was the dog--or tie woman. 4. q
Moreland's store is on the corner of 4th
nd Poplar Sts. He has on hand large 7
tock of shoes, which are selling low g
You'll build the fires or I'll I've widow, =, y
the way the Fat Contributors wife talks. =
" He sells shoes lower, cheaper, than any, O.
ody else in the city," Who is he - I.
Why Daniel McCusker, gle West 9d st., e. y
} be sure" III
What relation is Profanity to Crime n
irst Cussin'. ~
For pair Of white kid clippers for balls .
parties, 90 TO Fennessey's, e9l Market (
rect.
She was brushing bis hair and he enjoyed
eing fused over amazingly. Rolling up h e n
res, he said i" My dear, why was Colum. ~
ID when he landed IN America like me
Nv ~ She couldn't tell him and he e. T.,
aimed " Because he was tickled at being Il, A,
ssed over" ~
Felt druyget and crumb cloths, elegant y
signs. Call end see at McBride's, RS W
arket street. Oh
possesses 158 cotton mills N N
ming 2,959,350 spindles. "
John Green, 904 West Second st., 10 SELL q
: boots and shoes at great reduction. 81
The New York newsboys have two the.
les.
Buy your furniture from l.. r. Adair, 9TH a,
G King Sts. n