The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1875-05-05

We got everything in the waggen an
HIGHT up, an be ses, yore Ant Liz tole me
tn git hur sum appel viaeger, an he went
an got it in big jug, an then We started. g.
SEES he: Tim, wele hev tn tri the upper
rode, an ava we went ! ses, / newer
bin that rode. Du WI think We kin git
thruf Ses he, no dout.
Wei. nuthin happend on the wa. only
Uncle Charly he'd a nifty bad taist in his
mouth, an he'd tn take littel appel vine-
ger les he sed) tn gospel it So we went
along. an arter while Uncle Chsrly got
nifty gude, an tole me lots nv things tibet
TUX phase at the corte nv clames. Ses he,
its rite hard sum times tn du justIs an ple-e
everboddy. but we've larnt how tn du il
when a TELLER puts in a clame (ithout its
commissioner nv sum sort). We cut it
doun tn whot we think rite. An then he
gose tn lawyer and givs him hat he gifts,
when corte ajurns tina oil git skwire er
2 sum talk er 4, an tina tawk the mat
ter over thar guide dinner an ticker, an
when tina cum back tina ar reddy tn re-
cunsider an satIsfi oil partis. But, he sed,
is monsus hard on sum pore fellers wot
livs wa oph in the cuntree an hsint got
emmy frens in toun. Ses he. ef it want fur
the cost on clames l woo.lent be skwire;
tbets the phase we sho our importance.
An 20 We trave'd in the mud tuel we
cum In krick tibet he'd nu bridg. Un-
Gle Charly sed il wos Painter, an thar We
he'd tn stop. Thar wus a waggen an 2
mules he'd got on, an sumhow cudent git
oph, an thar WINS littel duchman, er sum
uther kind NV bethen. cudent tel whut
be wus sain, an he he he'd sum COW hides
an lots nv things tibet sksirt our oxn. An
he he'd his mules luse an wos trine ia git
EN- oph ct time, an il lookt like eech
wonted luther tn 90 fnst, an be wos sain
sumthin tibet went like ockerd cussin.-
Then we went up an hoped him tn git his
mules oph an then the waggen, an tel
WI tibet wos q hard job, fur It wos hevvy
loded.
Es sumo es we got il oph he HIGHT up an
lief us tn git over the best we Good, n
cudent understand thets.we wonted hep
Then we druv up. an il vus gittIn dark,
an we manedged like luther Teller, with
plenty nv whippiD an hollerin tn git EN-
on the bridg, an tba woodent go oph, not
when we TUX EN- luse, but we he'd to onyoke
EN-, an then tina went an scatterd, an it 80
dark We cudent see EN-, an We wussent
abel tn git the waggen oph eff wede he'd
lite enuf tn asede.
Uncle Charly he'd bin in a bad umer,
merely cussin oil the time, an then he blode
rite out ct the cussed bridg, an sed he
mite he'd more scents then tn talk this
} rode ef hede ony thot bowt tibet hridg; tibet
it wus repoarted ct the coSte nv c!ames to
J be no count an follin doun. Then we sede
a lite acumin an we wos glad, an when he
J cum up we tride tn git the waggen oph
but eudent, an he'd tn leve it twel mcrnin.
So we ixt things rite an went hoam with
the man an got supper. an Uncle Charly
TUX his appel vineger along with him, an
him an the man had hepe to sa bowt tibet
, bridg.
: The man sed tibet It newer wos emmy
! count
, Uncle Charly ses, bleve WI now. an
J tibet cummishner OF tn be maid pa fur it.
Then ses the man, l heerd thar wus 2
skwires onto his bond.
Uncle Charly ses, thefs so.
Ses he, hoo wus thar
Uncle Chsrly ses. 0liord an Hodges.
SEES he. wus tibet ritss
Uncle Charly ses. spec 90. fur 2 coun-
ty jedges he'd q "a bovt il, an tina seemed
, tn think it Of rite, an Of the skwires seemed
: tn think 90 2, fur nary I nv them sed q
: wurd sgin it, an it maid it more shore tibet
} the bond woodent be forfit tn bev the corte
D tibet tribe the case fur securely.
E The man sed, it ma be better fur the
corte. but / doant think it 10 fur the pee
7 pull tibet hes tn pa fur it
} Then i went tn slepe on the fore, IN
lef EN- tastin Uncle Charly's appel vineger.
! Mex mornin tole Uncle Charly tibet Ell
he he'd sech bridges bilt he mite git bis
! teme croes EN- hisself. an i struck fur
5 hosm, an he'd no trubble. kase / he'd nc
more bridges tn git on an oph. but got
: over Ruff krick on a bote, an tothers on
p logs, wich bleve Is the best wa. When
, ! rite agin lie tel yu sutLen els Yores
: trooly, TIN VARIOUS.