The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-06-26

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The st. Louis Time, very properly remark
that a young man who will dcvour a bunch o
onions at supper, pay his sweetheart a visit tn
same evening and insist upon the privilege o
implantng Bcccher kiss smack in the mouth
deserves 70 be Tilted.
Why deem amiss
The Beecher kiss
And DER it make wry MOUTH
His ChurChS name
Implies the same
Preaching and practice Plymouth
-Hhaa,I{Dh,t Bulletin,
II is said that Carl SchUrz intends to bring hi:
parents TO this country. That IS to say, he has
gone back home after his Old Schur2-Deto0
Post
This is the way the Aurora Ne'o, speaks Of Os
car Gates:
Gen, Gates who IS about three feet high and
five feet wide, and who served with distinction
in the r. K. regiment ha; turned artist The
Generals easel is the font fence Of his door
yard and his sittings are on the grass, II is
said that he don't change position until the sun
scOrchcs the canvas on his cheek.
Journalistic amenities, The Ohio state Jou,u.
al says: Fish is said to be good brain diet; but
it don't by any means follow from this that the
editor Of the Toledo Democrat can make Hor.
ace Greeley Of himself by living on Maumce bull
heads"
There is a granger in certain town in Geor-
gia who is 50 close - that he throws "imita
ton ham bones to his dogs, and the animals,
after gnawing the paint OF, retire. deludcd into
the belief that they had partakcu Of square
meal
An editor sits in his easy chair
His brows a-wrinke, dlshcyclled his hair
His body a-twist, and his eyes a.starc,
Looking as wild as a wolf in his lair,
Tread softly The above Is said to be from tae
pen Of our friend Frank, Of the .ipHayn who it
is said will write the next poem for the cdito.
rial convention.
a reporter visited Ben Butler the other day
and attempted to get an expression from him
about the third.tcrn, bu. he utterly refused to
talk on politics in any shape, declaring that lie
had "rcnounccd the devil and all his works" An
exchange thinks 1t is hard on the devil, who viii
be at his wits end 70 supply Bcn's place,
The Aurora HeylN says II. y. Wheeler, Of st.
Charles is a vince, horse: no sir he's Lsaia,-
IOrkg3is Rec0r8,
Thank you, gentlemen. We are glad 10 see
that we are dgnlrd with SO honorable posi-.
ton among the brutcs We have often been
called hog before, but never horsc.-Lelar.
Only hog before" Il .aou,G be whole hog
or nothing Wouldn't give q cent for an editor
who was o,ry ba,rabo,
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ing, Horace dear, bul and sRt hesitated.
What Is it, darling Have given you pain ~
ne aShcu d, SIG S,a 'G'"9'"cu sI'CnL, lou Gu
next time ulca,e dom, wear one of those collars
with the points turning outward, they scratch
so'"-t bca H""d
Ten years ago. Thomas Barclay Of Vermont,
tAen a mere BOY STOOD al MS iathefs gate "h"e
his mother 'ade him goodbye ana with tears IN
her eyes s'o t"'' she ocIie'eH PROVIDENCE
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Tie sa,iaw asicca
But still that Indian toilcd on, and II hc didn't
cry EXCELSIOR. ne ''t' "e'P u'hn'
The Monmouth "'''" 'u'cF'ises a gopher
pc.h.c' the ena thereof BENG thc destruction
inc gopher. Down here we nave also So"Ae'
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DURING 'Ae recent !nItr''c" between 'Ae l"
o'an ch'e'' ana ths ffe'1'cn' 'he latter Eo' nea