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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1875-03-04

site his name ::
ALABAMA.
1877. George Gotth1caite.
1879. George E. Spencer.
CALIFORNIA.
1879. Aaron A. Sargent.
1881. NEWTON BOOTH.
DELAWARE.
1877. Eta Salisbury.
1881. Thomas r.. BGyGrd
GEORGIA.
1877. Thomas N. Norwood
1879. John B. Gordon.
INDIANA.
1879. Oliver ?. Morton.
1881. Jos. E. Mcdonald.
KANSAS.
1877. James NJ. Harvey.
1879. John j. Ingalls,.
LOUISIANA.
1877. J. Rodman West.
1879. Vacancy.
MARYLAND
1879. George r. Dennis.
1881. William Z. Wbyte.
MICHIGAN.
1877. Thomas W. Ferry.
1851. Up. CHRIsTIANCY.
MISSISSIPPI.
1877. James L. A1cOrn.
1881. Branch X. Bruce.
NEBRASKA.
1877. P. w. Hitchcock.
1881. A. S. PADDOCK.
NEW HAMPSHIRE.
1877. Aaron II. Cragin.
1879. Bainb'ge Wadleigh
NEW YORK.
1879. Roscoe Conkling.
1881. francis Herman.
OHIO.
1879. John Sherman.
1881. Allen G.. Thurman.
PENNSYLVANIA.
1879. Simon Cameron.
1881. VIM. A. Wallace.
SOUTH CAROLINA.
1877. Thos. j. Robertson
1879. John J. Patterson.
TEXAS.
1877. MORGAN G. HAMIL
TON.
1881. Samuel 3. Macy.
VIRGINIA.
1877. John ". Johnston.
1881. Robert E. Wither8.
WISCONSIN.
1877. Timothy o. Howe.
1881. Angus Cameron.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1875-03-04
The New Senate.

The following is a list of the Senate of
the Forty-fourth Congress. There are
of straight Republicans Gin Roman) Al ;
of Independent Republicans Gin SMALL
oAPs) 4; of Democrats Tin itazics) %
vacancy,1 total, "a. The year in which
each Senator's term expires is set oppo-
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1875-03-04

The total number of pieces in tn
fifty Offices for the period named is Al,
241, 800, weighing 5,543, 048 pounds.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1875-03-04

ARKANSAS.
1877. Powell Clayton.
1879. s. w. Dorsey.
CONNECTICUT.
1879. Orl'is s. Ferry.
1881. Vim. ". Eaton,
FLORIDA.
1879. Simon B. Conoyer.
1881. Charles ". Jones.
ILLINOIS.
t1877. John A. Logan.
1879. Richard j. Oglesby.
IOWA.
1877. George G. Wright.
1879. William 3. Allison.
KENTUCKY.
|1877. John w. Stevenson.
1879. Theo. c. Nc Creery.
/ MAlNE.
1877. Lot M. Morrill,.
1881. Hannibal Hamlin.
/ MASSACHUSETTS,.
1877. George S. Boutwell,.
1881. Henry L. Dawes.
WTNNEcnnA
1877. William Window.
1881. S. j. r. Mcmillan.
MISSOURI.
1879. LeW&s Y. Boqy.
1881. Francis ". CockTeU,
NEVADA.
1879. John P. Jones.
1881. William Sharon.
NEW JERSEY.
1877. FIT. Frelinghuysen,
1881. ThoS. r. Randolph.
NORTH CAROLINA.
1877. Matthew W.RG31SO1n,
1879. Aug. S. Merranlon.
OREGON.
1877. James X. Kelly.
1879. John Ell. Mitchell.
RHODE ISLAND.
I1877. Henry B. Anthony.
1881. Ambrose E. Burn
side.
TENNESSEE.
I1877. Henry Cooper.
1881. A21dTe1C Johnson.
VERMONT.
1879. Justin S. Morrill,.
1881. George i. Edmunds
WEST VIRGINIA.
1879. Henry G. DaviS.
1881. ALte7t Z. Capert0n.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1875-03-04
Wit and HuInOr.

SIR MARMALUKE's MUSINGS.
l won beauteous maid,
Or rather thought I had;
But when I asked her dad
He got so thunderin' mad,
l felt afraid
And when she babe me "stick, "
L did but with a frown
He snatched me by the crown,
And yanked me up and down,
And then
1 "dusted " quick.
New-York tribune., 1875-02-04

don't believe tho school system In America Ia perfect
Between elementary education and high school educa-
ton there is wide gap. We have low and high, but
nothing between-no intermediate system. Tho young
have no means preparing for tho upper schools The
grand problem OF education to-day h. How aro you 20
get young prepared for that higher education no"
coming into our colleges We have but few academies
in States and though wo had moro 1t ~ only
tho wealthy that afford to send their children
hher the great OF the people bays not the means
80 to do. What we must cone - In tol7 "'nnuy
u to make our public Offices depend e1p'au1n nnd
not on Influence believe with John Knox. that IN
every town there should be school Tor classical nsruc
ton. In Now.Eogand thero is an old colonial law OF
1ei7 requiring every township OF 100 families TO have
high school where taught the classics. In Massa-
chusetts thcro some 100 towns that have these
schools places such Boston. having several And
mark tho has produced greater
number OF eminent and 1t has larger numoer OF
yersitIeS."
New-York tribune., 1875-02-04

The Marquis Hstor Fer Of Meath the Danm,r,
cete BsroLs o. 'Le sua
ne CoumoB. sysge-Mf (P B
uarcl Adn aferwsrd Bari, Iadogsn (OateeyE George
LaWes
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of CtelenOEe Aud to ngnet Duo0u
'am' yta"t coteu of u
.4p<Doe. then ordinarily d.st Dgus~
snd Of
hsileerait Of STOW Market 10 ShSoS Heroes
and Cosnns Murray. 1871 Can0 l., sd
~ IA AZ euIry a. 1913. GTelr sets down; Cle
HOLLAND lbrna The consisted Of Iofd LnsoHne
bet Ate dnner Nj fTeTe
ssl 70 " great Of that 0; Nhstecr which uoi
nabsbed IsogheG whenever eoG but have
sTt part the not ~ eeL amused
4, tas rest VI tbe COMPANY.
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Geaebers.

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For Young Laiies-Country.


DISH0PTlIORPE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
< The tenn school viii FEBRUARY
la7J. Address 3us, r. J. WALSH PnncpAi Bethlehem Peun
DORDEN TOWN. (N. .J0 FEMALE COLLEGE,.
I'D Punis For c;t0 alas terms, &c,
Address Rev. JOIN II. BKAKELbf. Ia. D. Prcsiicat
nREW LADIES' SEMINARY, Carmel, \. 7.
~ The Sprng VI 10 weeAs oPels Feb IL Send or ear
w. I. N-1lAu, =. 81
ELNIRA FEMALE COLLEGE opens It's next
IL session rs isa college Of te ,i,t cas and Win
moderate ehaEss. Rev. A W. COWLES, d. d., Ffes.
Elmrs n. \.
GOLDEN HILL SrNINARY for young ladies'
VI Brdzeport. ,na. Address MISS klllil NELSON
ITOME INSTITUTE, TARRYIOWN. n. Y
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Sales op aIrIlUn

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DY BANGS. MERWIN g. Co., CSC Broadway.
- Bopdst-Sscso OF Dooks works o. Gooes se
THURSDAY. Feb. 4 al m, PRIVATE LBAAEi embracing
History. Biography, Poetry Theology. ROnsaee &c.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1875-06-11
MISCELLANEOUS!
W7NCELLANHOO
Seeds Planted Long Ago !
Conversation Between 0. Dunkel
-AND-
A MIN E z!

NTINER-YOUR CONCERN LOOKS TO
Nl me larger than any Clothingnnd Dry
Goods House saw in Virginia City or any
thing We have in Hamilton.
Dunkel-So people tell us; We are always
pleased to show visitors our stock. Bring
your friends in.
Miner-What do you attribute your large.
business toe
Dankel-TO doing exactly the fair thing,
sir. We commenced in small way. several
years ago, and our business to-day is the result
of the planting OF seed during those years.
and we are still planting seed for crop to be
gathered right slong for . score Of years to
come. We work for the future as well as the
present. Sound materials, good workman
ship. lowest notch prices. no d.ckering. are
the seeds we use, and are busiIy sowing all
the time. and persistence tells, sir.
Miner-I see you use plow called "Adver-
tising."
Dunkel- Yes. sir; but DUNKEL 4 co.
NEVER ADVERTISE ANYTHING BUT
WHAT is IN EVERY SENSE SUPPORT
ED BY FACTS. One hundred thousand dol
lars in goods give us the right to Say we have
the largest assortment in N Nevada. and for our
own sake you may depend that all the Quali-
ties are good and the prices are low. We
deal only With facts in this house. sir
Miner-Such a fact, as good suit for go lit
tie money, suits me exactly, and henceforth
l will not forget 0. DUNKEL L. CO., and
their esta Enlistment, corner OF Main and
Clark streets. myl8
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1875-06-11
Caution,
Mining AK.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, THAT
IN the taxes on the proceeds of the mines, for
the quarter ending March 3lst, 1873, are
the law with regard to the collection of the
same will be strictly enforced,
j. G. POWELL,
County Assessor of Eureka County.
Eureka. New, May 9Th. 1875. myj
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
How Dry it Was!

An honest old farmer from the coun.
try gave his re~collections of the late hot
spell as follows:
IL was 50 dry we couldn't spare water
10 put In our whisky.
The grass was so dry that every time
the wind blew it few around like SO
much ashes.
There wasn't a tear shed at a funeral
for a month.
The sun dried up all the cattle, and
burnt off the hair till they looked like
Mexican dogs, and the sheep all like
poodle puppies, they shrank up 90.
We had to soak all our hogs to make
'em hold swill, and if any cattle were
killed in the morning, they'd be dried
beef at dark.
The woods dried up so that the farm
ers chopped easonedtimbersaH through
August, and there ANITA match through
the country-in fact, no wedding
since the widow Glenn married old
Baker, three months ago.
What few grasshoppers are left are
skin and legs, and I didn't hear q
tea-kettle sing for SIX months.
We eat on potatoes baked, they
all ready, and we couldn't spare
water TO boil EN-.
All the red-hedded girls were afraid
stir out Of the house in daylight, and
! tell You, { was afraid the devil had
moved ont Of his old home and settled
down with us for life.
Why, We had to haul water ali sum.
ner 70 keep the ferry running, and
say, it's getting dry let's take suthin.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
The Farmer of To-Day.

This is what is said of him Git sounds
like Joseph Harris) in the Agricultur-
list: "Altogether. the farmer has his
hands full. He needs al active brain
in an active body. II he has good
health the work should not discourage
him. He will pull through. He should
not get excited ; he should not worry.
He should keep cool !; and the best way
to do this, in more senses than one, is
to keep steadily at work. Work will
clear the mind and cool the body. But
it should be energetic, spirited work,
not slow. ':ploddirg drRdgery. Every
stroke should be directed by the mind
and given with a will. It is such work
that tells. Few of us realize how much
the character Of farm work has changed.
It is better to run q moving machine
than to swing a scythe all day, but
theirs are men who are not happy unless
they are engaged in some hard, steady
work. They have not patience enough
to manage the machine. They are men
tai sluggards. They want a machine
to put itself together, to tighten It's own
bolts, to be self sharpening and self
Such men are born hewers Of
wood and drawers of water. They will
not make successful modern farmers.
The farmer who has his mower, tedder,
unloading fork, s~elf-raking and self
reaper ; who cuts feed, turns
the grind-stone, and pumps water by
wind or horse power who plants his
corn with a drill, hoes it with a harrow,
within an inch of the rows,
up the crop, and husks il with q
machine, is a very different man from
the farmer, as he exists IN the
mind of the novelist or poet.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
arafts rom Heartng Trees,

Colman's Rural World has the follow
ing "From long experience, we have
not been able to see a difference whether
the cions be cut from bearing trees or
young ones in the nursery. The whole
thing depends upon the stock upon
which the gratis are worked. VIII take
the top of d seeding but one year old,
graft it upon bearing tree, and have
fruit the third year, nine timeaou of
ten while the same Seeding, If left TO
grow TO bearing, would. in all probable
ity, take eight or ten years. We have
often gathered apples from nursery
trees when they were but three years
old, simply because in digging out
other trees near it, It's roots got cut
somewhat. The reason that in old
times gratis bore, was owing to the
fact that the stocks they grated
were somewhat stunted. Vigorous
growth is always adverse TO productive
ness. We never go 10 any trouble to
get gratis from bearing trees, if we are
sure Of the variety; but when any IN
certainty exists, by all . resort to
the bearing ones.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29

hill. Good crops are realized from
three and half feet planting, three to
four stalks in q hill. Better have been
grown, as I have Witnessed, with the
rows four feet apart. including the hills
(which makes the space between the
hills about three and a half seet), with
three to four stalks in the hill, the diff
ference in this case being mainly IN the
greater number of ears grown, usually
two to a stalk, and large at that, the
larger space between the hills giving
chance for the sun and air to circulate.
l have also Witnessed a growth of corn
where the space between them was but
half that last mentioned. It was on
soil which for several years had grown
large crops of carrots, and was specially
favorable to corn, being black, highly
manured and deeply rich, a well-drained
alluvial deposit. There resulted an
immense growth of stalks, but no corn,
although it was the intention OF the
owner, confidently expressed, to raise
an unusually superior crop. 1t was a
failure, save in the amount Of fodder it
made. In that it paid, SO great was the
growth. We want the sun and the fresh
air in our corn as in our fruit trees.
That result being secured, we can plant
as close as we please.-Cor. Country
Gentleman.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29

Dr. j. Walkers California Vim.
egar Bltters are a purely Vegetable
preparation, made chiefly from the ma.
tive herbs found on the lower ranges of
the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor-
MIA, the medicinal properties of which
arc extracted therefrom without the Use
of Alcohol. The question is almost
daily asked, "What is the cause of the
unparalleled success of VINEGAR BIT
TIERS" Our answer is, that they remove
the cause Of disease, and the patient re-
covers his health. They are the great
blood purifier and a life-giving principle,
a perfect Renovation and Invigorator
OF the system. Never before in the
history of the world has a medicine been
compounded possessing the remarkable
qualities OF VINEGAR BITTERs in healing the
sick of eVeT disease man is heir to. They
are a gentl, ourgative as well as a Tonic,
relieving Congestion or Inflammation OF
the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious
Diseases.
The properties of DIR. WALKERS
VINEGAR BITTERs are Aperient, Diaphoretio,
C~arminatiye, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic
SedatiFe, Counter-Irritant Sudorifc, Altera
tive. and Anti-BilioEs.
r. III. MCDONALD d. co.,
Druggists and Gen. ACTS, San Francisco, California,
and cor. OF Washington and Charlton SITS, n. Y.
sold by ali Druggists and Dealers.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
At the Madrid Rink.

Says a correspondent of the London
Daily News: "The effects of torchlight
and snow, of frosted birch and pine, of
the frozen pond, and of faring wood
fires on its banks, render a festival at
the Madrid rink one of the prettiest
sights afforded by a hard Paris winter.
I should not omit to speak of the ami
nation of the company, and the gay
costumes in which luxury and fantasy
have each a place. The pleasant fiction
that members of the skating club are
incapable of introducing any one to the
reserved pond who would not be pre-
sentable at court, were there such a.
thing in France, tends to unrestrained
sociability. Mirth is fast, and in the
sense of rapid motion furious. The
awkWardness of the skaters, instead of
being a drawback, seems to keep the
ball rolling. When q French duchess
is intent on fun and yet half afraid of
an ignominous fall on the ice, she is
more charitably disposed toward act
resses and such like, who cut tremen-
dous dashes on the pond, than she might
be elsewhere. The use of skating
chairs enables gentlemen and ladies to
hide want of nerve, experience, and
agility. Almost any one who can at all
keep on his legs is able to push forward
one of these vehicles without falling.
What he has to fear is collision with
another. which, instead OF being guided
by the conductor, drags him at a run
away pace after it. Those pretty Amer
leans, SO extensively taken up by the
ex-empress when she was at the Tuiler-
les, will be missed from the Madrid
pond, if the frosts admit of a nocturnal
fete. Since the disappearance of tie
imperial court, uncle Sans fashion
fair nieces have deserted Paris
for Nice and Monaco. / dare say, how
ever, there r enough here to admit of
q cotillion being danced, as of old, upon
the ice. There is no lack of Russians
in Paris. But the Cars subjects are
not fond Of skating. The length and
severely of the Russian winter indis-
poses them for robust exercises. Their
idea of Information is staying in houses
warmed by hot air-fues, or when out of
doors being whisked along the ice-bound
roads and rivers in fur-lined sledges."
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29

in days gone by. By a very large experience,
covering a period Of years, and embracing the
treatment of many thousands Of cases Of
those ailments peculiar to women, DR.. Pierce,
of the Worlds Dispensary, Buffalo, N. Y. has
perfected, by the combination of certain. veg
etable extracts. a natural specific, which be
does not extol as a cure-all, but one which ad-
mirably fulfills a singleness Of purpose, being
a most positive and reliable remedy for those
weaknesses and complaints that afiict the
women of the present day. This natural
specific compound is called DIR. Pierce's Favor
tie Prescription. The following are among
those diseases in which this wonderful medi-
cine has worked cures as if by magic and with
a certainty never before attained by any medi
cines: Weak lack, nervous and general debil-
ity, falling and other displaeements of inter-
nal organs, resulting from debility and lack of
strength in natural supports, internal fever,
congestion, inflammation and liberation and
very many other chronic diseases incident to
women, not proper to mention here, in which,
as we'll as in the cases that have been enumer-
ated, the Favorite Prescription effects cures
the marvel OF the world. It will not do harm
in any state or condition of the system, and
by adopting it's use the invalid lady NAV avoid
that s~everest of ordesls the consulting Of a
family physician. Favorite Prescription is
sold by dealers in medicines generally.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
Curing HAY.

The Paris correspondent of the Amer
lean Farmer says an analysis made in
Belgium of two samples of hay, de-
rived from the same field, mown at the
same time, but saved differently, one
left thirteen days exposed to wind and
weather and the other housed in three
days, showed nine per cent. difference
in the soluble elements of what was
originally the same grass. Five-sixths
of the nutrition value of the long ex-
posed hay was lost. The wood IN the
stems of grass straw remains, but not
the substances that form the blood,
flesh and bones Of farm stock.
The Opelousas journal. [volume] (Opelousas, La.) 1868-1878, 1875-01-29
Female BARRIERS in Cincinnati.

A report came into our Office last night
that there will oon be opened in the
old church, south side of Sixth street,
between Walnut and Vine, a new bar.
Der shop. Now, the simple establish
ment of q new barber shop among us
is no astounding item of news, but this
particular barber shop Ito beg on Sixth
street will not be an ordinary one, from
the fact that lovely girls will WELD the
razor and run the machine"
Rumor says these girls have been
! especially trained for their responsible
positions, and that they manipulate the
razor with all the abandon of veterans.
The price for a square shave at that
establishment win be ga quartah of a
dollah, if youpleathe thir." OF course,
that's a big price You know now, but
when a man wants q q article he must
expect to pay for ii. Just remember
that these barberous damsels are fair in
looks if they are unfair in price. They
won't chew tobacco o eat onions ;
neither will they have two.inch finger
nails stuffed with the soils of seven
counties. Moreover. they will chuck
you under the chin with their soft
chubby hands, if you are q real nice
boy.
We feel sorry for the men BARRIERS OF
the city. They will lose custom as sure
as that female church : shaving shop
opens. Of course married men will
slip around TO that shop sometimes, and
then there will be trouble in Gotham.
We have detailed q special reporter to
work up all the domestic broils and
secret associations and sad suicides
which will surely emanate from that
new institution-that sharp.shooting,
Misunderstanding, shampooing, shing-
ling, shearipg and shaving ahop.-cin-
cinna8 Enquirer.