The Jasper weekly courier., 1875-03-12
fer ihe fiNrHf lpeutf.
JERUSALEM PERSONALS.

SNOW drills 10y the score are To be
seen ia Jerusalem.
MIR. Elijah Gilman has recovered
fron his wound in the knee.
Aaron Flat. IVES Greene and sever
al other rum knockers have left Jerusa-
lem.
We have a man in our vicinity who
claims 10 be excelsior OF all trades.
I'VE regret 10 inform the public Of
the poor health Of our friend Bidcrback.
lie las found that the cloak OF matr.mo-
ny is too light Tor dyspeptics.
Louis Simons is pleased beyond
description. The young stranger is of
masculine gender.
-Lige Whiticn Is still practicing his
late profession. He respectfully So
licits the public patronage.
Daniel ;. Kemp SAYS he is going to
Rockport again rs soon as convenience
will admit But Dan, please forget your
bottle.
Thomas Simons looks fat. lie SAYS
work has caused il. but we are surpS4UAd
10 think he did not learn this sooner.
David w Cooper saws he is going
10 improve our roads in this locality
lie should have been elected Supervisor
years ago.
--Wm. J. Kemp has returned from
his home in Hall and expects 10 gladden.
our hearts with his presence this Sum
mer. lie SAYS the breezcs OF old Hall
were quite congenial 10 his spirit. Yet
we fllink by his actions that SIS = was,
and still is his source OF happiness.
Our young Snowman SAYS the we'd
ded state will beat two and half of any
other in the union.
flames Barker has struck out new
course ia physics. His remedy ior ev-
4 cry bruise Or ache Is fo o,-lorn tea o..
We doctors, envy not this sage.
john w. Kemp wants to sell ont
and engage M once in the painiiHg bus
iue~s We know he wOHlr make tius n
success. as lie has got Il large suppl, of
pictures or hand and j. the bes, painter
in Jerusalem. Luck to yOu, John.
--Giford Coopcr's girl saws he is a
splendic veutriloquist. and csn ifnitair
the barking OF dog lopcriec;ion. We
Y suppose she knows
Isaac McDaniel'- school has been
Progressing very slowly this winter, vet
his pupils have done exceedingly well
cou idering their chance They say all
I pride and no brains won't do.
lone of our citizens fo-ged his little
I boy so severely the other day that The.
I
felloE TO cry most bitterly. This we do
not consider TO be in unity witt the by-
laws Of Jerusalem. and If done again
will call out cui militia.
Mack Brown says gun beats al
inventions. We admitthe factbut mi
see the necessity OF always using one.
Vincent Kemp SAYS he thinks ne
can marry new. As the fever j. very high.
We hope he can, a. hc has padded The
old single barge for A. years.
-lou.s J. Enlow's school J. growing
better aud better. Jerusalem il filed
with learned divines and graduates ua-
der his management, and he says he can
supply Dubois with school teachers mex,
year. This is glorious for you, Lcuis.
-Rily Brooner says he is getting
scared, as there are only three or four
girls travelling the single path In our
neighborhood, and we are OF hi- opiu,on.
as the few remaining have already soured
on him.
Sam Brown says he wishes that
our merchants would bring on supply
OF fine combs, as he has almost worn
out his finger nails.
lone wedding petered out recently
by our gymnastic clown not having
money sufficient to take his duck, as he
calls her, a few miles on the cars. She
says if sam can't keep one dollar ahead
il is a poor show, as they would never
be worth enough to buy poker.
Mr.. G. Vanderhoven has sold his
farm in Spencer county, and has bought
in Hall township. near Schnellvills, last
week. He moved his family and mich
cow there, but his wife being very much
displeased, on the third day he moved
back TO Spencer county. Fine time for
moving.
Mr.. +. Giger has gone TO Kentucky.
and Miss A. G. is very much griered
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