Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29
HERE AND THERE.

the dullne>s Oi business, saws ms ShOp l.
like Enoch Arden, it sees " no sale from day
to day"
Josh Billings wants to know WHARF the
Ays all 20 whcr the cold weather sets in,
and where they all cum from 50 sudden next
summer
lndianapolisreportcrs have lost ore oftheir
best friends. \ woman, who has made
Tequentattempt- at suicide has succeeded at
last
The Gardiner (AIaine) Journal says that
there is store in that Place in which a skull
Is Kept, marked. IS This man was drum
mer. Beware ,
While good Milwaukee woman was hay
ing family prayers. one of the kueeling child
ren pulled the eats tail, and a prolonged
eat howl was the result. The pious mother
rose, took that boy in her lap, and admins
tered sharp correction, going on with her
heavenly petition all the time.
\ little five years old, in Indiana, said 10
nudge who had called at his fathers
'' Are You going 10 your store ?' - haven't
got any store. " Are you going to your
mill3" haven't got any mill ." - Are
yol going To your shop ?' 81 haven't any
shop. Well then how 10 You make
money ?' - make it by my brains.
well, my rapa makes money and he hasn't
got any brains"
\ san Juan, Cal, man. according 10 the
IMeS Of that city. arose few mornings
ago, while the festive lark was still snoring,
and with tin bucket under his arm went
to the barn to milk the family COW. twas
dark and rainy, and in fGmbling about for
old Brindle, he got into the wrong pew and
begaa to pail the of mule of his wagon
team. lie can't remember which side
Of the roof he went out at, hut his recollee-
/ ton of alighting on the picket fence Is very
/ vivid. lie expects the bsclot lown IN lew
/ days.
In the barber shop of tie Metropolitan
Hotel in Louisyiila. yall.roagh-looking man
was leaning against tie wall. \ dandy
came in, took of his hat and coat, and cool
| Is handed them 70 the stranger, whom De
mistook Tor a barber. When the dandy said
"a Trim my hair. lie pointed 10 a chair, and
when he felt r-e hair being cropped close t.
the scalp, he leaped from the chair and ran
to the mirror. What have You done o. he
| shouted Wen,' replied the stranger.
Sc you said cut it. and | wasn't going to re
fuse a little favor ike thai. nor make half
way job Of it. neither.
\ lldy'S side pocket, which was recent
| " pick up in Pitt~burg, and which had eyi-
| IDENTIFY belonged % q school grl. contained
among other things piece of PAPER upon
which was tie elupict beginning,
/ milestone and the human heart, a note end
ing " Won are great girl, You are. note
| which reads IL have not got dcmerit; got
- ,,., NJ. D.. g',r,1 L,rdh~,l, n
- - ,.;,,s so,,e +,y;rc n small rarcel
/ IF te,a,,ol an cl,.ti. a Tn7obe- q hair rins
Tl.o c1T,-o,,r;,,,,.I 80 oi,1,t rho cortcofs If
-. -. ,,. ., 80, INC,
tb,. ,,. l,o+ed ti,eir int;nit, y,r;etv
John Robinson made New rear calls
/ lie called on saloon-koener, he called ior
liquor. called, the liquor good, ana drank
enough to trip him up Inen ne 5a44cd
them A1Fs and raen; - was a'ias M. 7 ne iI...e
lu1' ne eA ''''neu "ilAln5 d. h. ii.''.lt
1ollh ho9ll'Son are sou I"i'le '....' "a, ..s
is a very solemn "orId' SIlu me IoI.'' "
"orlu Whl.h mas zen near. I'M % o'i'
smile D9h you h'l'" l'-I' ','' slinl ma
/ o" q el''- Ic9'> On 80 uo''.'1i / ".-1
la1 'ic .oli''.o'.' Il. INC La -
Tbere.sa v,iline, +, eycrv b1usobold. .Iobn
Robirson--hc-o's rrief in every heart.
Nnj 70. I'm, rl,iu rbat Won was having 4
/ iirtle Inn - ..rbat.soll. vcr Honor it was
- boii9av e. E. II was -a3' finn. John Robin
son. While all the rest of Us were swear
ing off and making doublc-back-ac re
/ solves YOU were lying at the corner OF an
/ allev dead drunk Ii is s. or sixty days,
] 4tH- I.f 4
/ lice. he'd make it $500 or a life sentence.
-DtfroH Fr,c Press.
You have a pleasant home and a bright
/ fre-iie, with happy children sitting around
/ it, haven't you?'' said the Judge - es
/ sir. said Mr.. Thompson, who thought he
! was away ont of the difficulty. a We'll,
/ said the Judge, if the happy children
/ SIT around the cheerful Greside until YOU
| return. thew will stay there Just i3 days
/ as will have to send you up for that time
KING Iudwi- Of Bayaria the other dav
o-lerli ,be ,.losin,, of tl,e =. lIor Branhaus' =
| ,i,, ~ cslebrafeJ brc,vcrv of Mimi IN. for
| 10 ,,Io.s Of beer he had drank there was not
satisfactory to His Maiesty's taste. The
/ Rr,rbo,,s viii be re-oncped when the King
Shall find the teer entirely suitable to his
digest;on.
III. g. q, l..-,,,..rs4-. ,,o,.ar -, phi1a-
1.I,'bi. -r ,rots .;ery article mon ..Pre,iden-
i ,iai i'I-' Prcsent-Takjnr when he read that the
,o,, .Ia,,,nesq minister lad rreeented his ere
Ier+ioil Is" IN ,Le President.
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nat o2lu'7i1e pleasure t'ie 49, az.
truth must e2lVllen'c wen py li;'''l.''i -i ~;
pertinent ms i9e9 eIe ,ouLlilieu , any, ~,
dreams Fe1'l]e1, oyiti!l!c i!l1 - Iese'.i - W.
proiih1 OIL 'lc7e present li'tle SUI .ise' -,
Iowa domestic, VINO i'as just ynlgiIa SItI, uPCr
the study o. ehtonol's{i Is uGrnt-Gs9 ,rD
quite ready 70 adiil'. me goou man 1t,i eni
osiiy was aIouSeu one ooit ii'ns ~
lns III ms customary "''lN ilo1s" N'sp, r.,
The scientific I'M use was o'cleu' anu ..'
earned BONE 10 se.uS 'iilS i'nl',,,''It lio
'Ae " M, ~ o,1.,ari-a:,t ,ror, soon
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tan N',"1',, ''' ,-o- larnn ~ wv tbc
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enec' % ''o''' .,,,,a+i.ollr inf,rned
eie.y-'i''' IA w. w. c..h5 @ mann bimself WAS
% '''' ,It ie - sb,nted sevcr,l
- o.j'y % ~ al o,,,rcs.;re ,ynrd
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