, 1875-01-04
PERSONAL.

Joe Murphy, alias Help" is At tho Sherman
| House.
John Broushsm eprainod his ankle 1t Boston
tie otl,or day.
Holland eonds Herr Postal to Washington to
| expound Ler clnfmg.
Tho King Of tho Bolgiaua has appropriated
.f1,0o0 for literary college.
John Allen BAYS ho is go named because hc can
! got away with two Dcml-Johns.
t Diaraei threa:ens to retro from politics. Sick
mon aro promo TO make good resolves.
A Minnesota girl has cauacd her father to be
arrested and fined s1250 for bpAuaing har.
A San Francisco steamer throw 10000 boxes
Of matches overheard to lighter up 1!ttlc.
The Marquis Of Lutte is reading the Old Testa-
mert in 11ehzow. That Is only jou d. esprit on
| Ills part.
! Tho question in Mississippi, not In arith-
netic is, how many Furlonga make White
Leagus7
Newport r. L., is terribly bad p'aco. It ia
constantly ondoavoring to thvart tho des;gna Of
| Providence.
Ben Butler d.nod eighty frionda at Young'a
Hotel tie other tlay. Tue viands were funeral
baked meats
| Tho paragraphist Of the Cleveland Lea3er Is
]. Bono. That is why Ills column contalus 10
much dry wit.
Winnie Roam ia going to carve Farragut. Tho
glorious veteran would feo1 terribly cut up about
it wcro lie living.
5l.Bs Thackoray's now book is ea1lod " Maa
Angel" Thore Ia one man who thinka 1t ia m
autobiography.
Gen. McClead, Of Cleveland. was 95 years old
Oh Now-Year'6 Dny, aud he wont round calling
| with tho other boys
| 4 colorod clergyman. the Rev. r. ". Williams,
Of Boston, wants to DO Chaplain Of the Masaa-
chuaetts Legislature.
Nobody expected to work On Nev-Year's Day,
but thousands followed their calling, according
| to tho st. Louis Globe.
The New York Mail saws q the less fuss Mr..
Meyer Storm makes the be;ter 1t will bo for linn"
| Now, Its Meyers turn.
| Tom Paine sleeps in dull, cold marble, Bis ap-
! poarapce, not his philosophy, having boeu busted
by o'Connor, Of Boston.
Judge II. r. Hardin, late Chiaf-Justice OF the
Kentucky Court OF Appenls, died yesterday aftor-
| noon after brief ilncss.
It Is now universally believed that tbs applo
Which Eve pluckad in tho Garden Of Eden WAS =
fali p1ppin.-Drooklyn Argas.
Tho Ticuborne clairnaut's wife refuses to pay
tEres assessed against Mra. Otson, but willingly
paya any amount NJ Lady Tichborne.
Tho Drooltlyn Argus says Horny Watterson has
''lucid intervals" which probably means that
the Courter-Joarndl Ia occasionally read,
ANorristown (N. - lady Ia looking for an
almanno which will prodict somo trausits of
Venus for hor town 81 we'll aa tho Caunibal
Islands.
Tho Watchman and Reflector declares that
Mr.. Beeehes is "too impulsiye, too sentimental,
too loose" Thia Is nnchsritablo, ii 1t IL meant
tor satiEo.
It ia hinted that by giving tho Farragut statue
to Winnie Ream, tho Government will BE- chiao'ed
more than tho Veteran, whatever her Reamunor-
alton may be.
George HIgg'nbotbarn. Auditor Of Accounts Of
the draod Trunk Hallway, arrived In this city
yesterday from Montreal, and Is stopping ut the
fremont House.
Dssros wants the ne1t regatta Of the National
huhtour Rowing Association. Iu tho nsme OF
chnrity, lot st. Louis have II to FIJI ito apology
for an hotel for once.
Clara Hail. tho Harrisburg huntrcss, ia death
on maalrats at 40 paccs. she combines tho
bustlo With tho pantaloou in q manner both in-
gon!ous and picturesque.
nicc little girl Of New Caat1e, Pa, prevented
her mothers drowning tho baby. At tho present
ratio Of honictdes In that State II will not do to
weed out tho rising generation.
Negroes and vhitos hnd fight 1T Versailles,
Ky., in which two Of each Side wore killed. Only
the negroes were Arrested, 1t beng impossible Ia
that State to murder eolorod uau.
The true secret Of Summers success actually
lay In tho fact that Daniel Webster owed him
e1,ooo. Ambitious genius awaiting development
~ this means eau apply at thla office.
The Cincinnati Gazette says that Col. Fosnsy
hnd Lucy Hooper ara both trying to enlivau ths
Philadelphia Press, and that Lucy seems to
Hooper up nvelier than the proprietor.
Boas Tweed ia to have "pepper-hnd-salt
suit. Tho application OF theas condiments IL
applied to other than psnitonslary-blrds before
catching them. or tbs uur4sry-lsgeud IL cruel
deception.
Tue Hon, ThomAa G, Turner, President Of the
Equitable Insurance Company Of Proyideucs, n,
l., died yesterday ut bis resldence 10 Warren, Il.
l., agod u. Mr. Turner Tas Governor Of tho
Btsts In 185o-e0.
Whlle Prof. Peck, Of Columbia Collero. WA
At church, bis son Henry, with two professionals,
got away with eao, 600 worth Of sllyerwase, mort.
gagos, stock-cerhacates, etc. This might b
cslled Juvenile pook-alasion.
4 current paragraph says that whenever tho
Rev. Mr. Jolly of Baltimore breaches. there Ia =
jam in The church. The lsdles who admire biz
amoesnaas have husbands, who hope hs will not
come poaching on their preserves.
The body Of the late Walter F, Stona, ox,rua,
tics Of tue Ohio Supreme Court, arrived IN San.
dusky, O., yesterday morning from San Franz