The Arizona sentinel., 1875-03-27
MISCELLANY.

MISCELLANY.
 If Susan B. Anthony is over
 hundred years old why don't the,
 let her join the century club?
 MT. Spencer of Modus, Conn. cast a despairing look upon hi 1 twnntu-irst ohilI tho other dav ] 4 female Ia wyer ig WyOming territory goes into Ccurt with toU ] children following heI. GAS 8 rule." remarked a MI ] waukee lady, "get a hired gir with an ugly face if you want tC , hee. your husband out of thi kitchen"
 There is vile hypocrite il Bethlehem, Pa. He actually en' tertained a company in honor o the anniversary of the birthday of his mOther-in-laW.
 When Jemima went to school she was asked why the noun bachelor was singular. "Because," " she replied, "it is so very singu- lar that they don't get married" "
 "Where a woman," says Mrs. Burlington, ''has been married with cOngealing heart, and one that beats Responding to her own, she will never want to enter the maritime state again."
 The King of Dahomey has a necklace composed of two hun dred and fifty human ears, and that ear necklace is his great pride.
 A woman at Tiffin, Ohio, fell and broke her arm, but she refus- ed two offers of assistance because the men were strangers to her and there was no one around to intro duce them.
 "C-c-c-can that p-p-p-parrot talk?" asked stuttering man of 3 German. Yen he don't talk so gooteT as you, ] seh0p his head of
 Now rises up the HIon05rs Jour 1lGl and says that when Mr. Mary Walker fiOps her suspeGders over her shoulder and gives those pants Q hitch, 10 living s0ui would she was anything but a man.
 A Philadelphia chambermaid can make up twenty-three beds in twenty five minutes, and one who does not lie in one of the beds all night cannot appreciate her en- terprise.
 "John, I am afraid you have been forgetting me " said a bright. eyed girl to her sweetheart the other day. ''Yes, Sue, I have been for getting you these two years :"
 A Paris paper relates story an American dady Is made to jump across a chasm eighty feet wide. If it had said seventy. five feet the story would lave looked reasonable.
 Vermont clergymen are never to kiss the ladies they | nave just made brides. The dear creatures put up their hands with he remark: "There, that'll do. 've seen you fellows afore."
 After waiting four years a lover finally popped the question, and the girl answered: 1 of course I'll have you Why, l you fool, you, we could have been l married three years ago." Two handsome New Hampshire ] girls have this wt -E thrashed ! 0rty eight bushels 0l wheat v,IJh ] iails. set up with beaux every ] Sunday night, shot hawk and 5 .peIiCd a -ahOGl down.
 A Nevada audience dislike t0| ;a disappointed. LhEee Fh0u5- . md persons gathered to see mur- ierer hanged at Carson, and their enjoyment was spoiled by re- 1rieve from the Governor. That | night a party of miners, who had l walked ten miles to witness the l execution, caught a horse thief md hanged him to a tree.
 A bear attacked a Texan far ner's cabin one night, when the armer got up into the loft, leav- ng his wife and children to take l 'are of themselves. The wife | seized a poker and aimed hap Dy blow at Bruin. Give it to | lim, Nancy! cried the valiant husband. After Bruin was dead | ne came down from the loft and | exclaimed Nancy, my dear, ain't we brave?'