, 1875-08-08

! sgo' 1alt the loss OF her husband 40 tasn1y ths
4 saa tetuseo 70 wear anything but blark donin1
= 70 the masquerade last week. o'D1''''
= ne London Lancet says that no nsr,on .ho,,,I
& - =. Aof more than halt "A hcur. spos,n' al
NV y. suing on the sofa With bis eirl il ha ~
| Ao* 70 % particular to q minute? @0'
WIZ" aampshire ladies aro foxy, Thoa, NJ
nson put Patches On their husbands trnns.Ts
Ha snoaua&ers wax, and then vaosr ~ ~ -
as~ dress with their husbands fhaf IL ~:
: 1ef eaos sss the stitches. >f'" 'aS ~
: | vos, ns nn1ns roman TO husband No. 2]-"O! Il
a vrat,s 5"'y tne" the difference hetween vop von
do a' Snoa s,1a .h ny first husbandI" Hus6snd-.i
!. he has lsts ~ nstence: He Ia happy now thai
! you!" "*a happy before got
I II isn't because theY,ra .ant,n.nt,, IT,. 49,
Tnnna eI;naemen hang over tbs front pata r;th
faltoTa eo On warm evenioea Tha vornr
taeha .aS ~ hmoleis each trying to .rai.a : Tn,s
required "oeslons the thing
Croquet slippers" says = f.sh,o,, ,...
Ns now made 10 ths style Of The snosaa.P Pspet,
sanaa1. II this be 60, it must he . aeas useek
1ore to fellow to stand arounn "a - CUM
~eEe ons o. the thongs passing between ths toss ns
WhAts this dult town to me?-Ronfn,e mt
h.r hsb.S tns ness ssle Postscript her iettsr
md
zoe letter went out on the vary nichs + vs. w.
Mrtten Tor the family physician h1npened to
thlnk to mail it as he atrolled domn-torn. ~
] new York lady has Invented q MAINS ~.
dumping coal into callazs without deposir;n7 ( {
| ~ 90 me pavement. And this. Says II old bseh
hotelbalcony It tha seaside. airtino x;th
'neo @ho wear diamond pin and no brains.
"Jessie. what wss Joe's arm doing ronna
your "alae When you we're are the front gata }aat
nlehe E ASKED precocions Lebanon boV OF hja
41stef- HIS arm wasn't round nv whist I
son belt from him, and be was taking nv
1AeaSu1e' replied the indignant young lady.
Just think Of it! It costs ona million two
hundred and fifty Thousand five hundned and
eighty-ntne dollars aud ten cents to keen ths
"o.nen OF sMs country in imported eorsets Tor
o1e geaf. what wzsta>-E1chanae, Stavl
port '''>@4' "a ""f
tpon returning from "the Club, ;" in the a,ns11
stratsa apats, she other night John Henry raman-
aed every time he eame hons late, Tho snbns-
9usne e1ptanaelon. that ho referred to her rods
ae 't1A Gid not prevent slipper from csrass,
ing hn marble brow. ~"~o'''
A Nashua man sang, "Don't ha rncrv v,.,
ne, darang'" while he iarruped his wife nth
sod stoaS sS'ap' P Bat she got the bulge On him,
nypeaon cnrls about the kitchau-1oor. anl
~arbted: while she suiped her lily fin9ers il n;a
auburn locks, DAZZLING. you are growing bal5."
They met. twas in = crowd-~ Ha tbouebt
sue would atun hun. hut shs oidnt-nn-y
tg faat;or one walked straight up to hum and a.
3e"eled fingers, she remarked: .fChsrlee Angus
tas- get thee hence: dy to yon cottage on tha
oanss OF spooner River, and, when there. tska
ioon care OF your onspstpg, for I'm going to sae
Eae Circus out"
5ane has m got verv nicely-turued ank1e.
aala az @ sne said John to bis wife tbs other daY
1no tnen John totlced strange uuearthiv
;seam 10 the eya Of his spouse, which made him
[eal very Observation-Disclosures knew rot whr.
. lant the next day the placa which Jaus had 6lied
3ecupied b1 sSS9ney Ct the household
Ike Those OF Hulllnga- helsx.
One year ago. says the v,ckabure Hern,d +ha.
:'aspeo bands over gate in the dusk Of evan
ne: ana She said she would be his ltsle angel
1nth HE was no more. Yesterday noon be Hanr
'ome ' aad found h,s sundy suit 10 strips ou the
Ut down and sho yelled ont from the bedroom.
Is that you, you odd afligator2 Well. fdon't
rood!" f6 A"J
4 man Of Fort street going home 1t . lata
our IN the night saw tha. the occupants OF
oose Standing aush With the street hsd lefsa
tndos up, and he decided to warn them and
reVent burglary. Putting his head inIo the
indow be called out: "HeIIoI good peop-I@
hat "aa al he said 4 whole pailfuli OF vatar
TUCK him IN the face, and "a he staggered baek
~omzn shrieked out: 'tDidn't tell you what
W ou ees you wasn't home BY O'Clock pr
eeTou Free Press.
4 Blaekfeet Indian doesn't be1ier. +, tha
practice Of divorce, When his vifn
EoHs skillet at his head because he refusea
glVe her money to purchase new drav-bsck
tnat Is mors draW-backar than alrs.
ACROSS the wav,-instead OF
eking separation By dua ptooess Of Law, ho
kea M hes out IN the back yard and clubs bar to
2th, and baeiea her ia tha gloasninx on tha
oks Of tbs bright flowing nyoff. without unnso-
sary display and nonsense.
Several ladies' were sitting toesther N, III.
cony Of the Clifton. Nsssra, the other nfobt
en- the moon, although = full Hss not dam.
st1ative. natty little falIow approsched
group and softly ssid, "pu4sie, dAr.lneI''
esaupoo es tax.,. ~ to-, ehs yanng .e9 jumped and
walked away .tth her. The othaT brides
down. and told their respective Rooaeoa ~.
Yards that It was ''too ridiculous for anv
II, End that they "never we're 70 amhar-
'ea IN the whole course Of their hfs."
Dear Carrie, she wrote, "to-morsov .m
y TO tho Branch; and do 10 long to reyel
me oilloEy embraces OF the ocean," Tho
na bride does NOT leave the altar with mora
cloua expectation than that With Which this
ag enthusiast for the first tine eutared tha
:, WITHIN four minutes, however, after max
tno 1ata plunge. abe had turned fourteen
lnnt.ry some1sanlts. got piacs Of clam
u heE night e?e, hs<i the akin rubbed OF
har shoulder-bladea, been stood On her
ee1enteen times, WAS finally rescaed and
Cd up the b!u1 IN conAtoae etate, and hss
!, spitt,ng sand, at intervals, ayar sincs.-
'k{yn argus.