The Morning herald., 1875-12-08
QUE MINIATURE POSTER

OUR IMMATURE POSTER
Whichard Rant Grite was brought to
bed by an internal struggle over the ques-
ton: Which is right am sick; or, am
sickening; or, sicken; or, am being sick;
Or, am well; or, I am yelling; or, l am
being welled.
John Green, 2O4 West Second st., is sell
Ing boots and shoes at great reduction.
It il said there are more lies told in the
sentence, ~ am glad to see you," than IN
any other six words in the English Ian
guage.
For pair of white kid slippers for balls
Or parties, 90 to 'Fennessey's, 221 Market
street.
At an auction in Chicago, the other day,
the auctioneer put up a stuffed goose, called
It an eagle, and sold 1t to colored man for
sixty cents.
The cheapest shoe store in the city is at
Seventh and Poplar. M. Danahee.
What is mind No matter. What Is
matter? Never mind. But what is mind
Oh, It's immaterial.
A San Antonio sexton, according to the
Herald, is very particular in giving name,
age, sex and previous condition Of the peo-
pie he puts away. One entry reads: "Died,
John Smith, male, aged three days, unmar-
ried."
Beds renovated at Adair's, 4th and King
SITS.
Fair division-Irish builder Ito laborers
aloft)-"How many of yez is up thereW
Laborers Gin chorus)-"Three."
Irish builder-"Sure, that's too many;
half Of yez come down at onccW
Moreland's store is on the corner of 4th
and Poplar SITS. He has on hand large
stock Of shoes, which are selling low.
The best thing out-An aching tooth.
A new name for tight boots-A corn crib
A bad habit to get into-A coat that is
not paid for.
Cheap! extravagantly cheap! All shapes
and sizes of ladies' felt hats at 80 and 40
cts, for sale at 121 Shipley street.
As Scottish officer was handing a sum-
mons to collier, he said " It's curious
thing that ye have me coming to ye so often !;
can ye not get out O. debt !''7 "G.t out o.
debt, Mr.. Turnbull," )" said the knight Of the
black diamond "'deed, it takes a. my
time and wit the gettin' into't. Pm aston
,shed how onybody can hae leisure to
warstle out o it,
Clayton Massey, No. 4O4 King street,
has laid in lot of ladies' gold watches,
fine jewelry, gold and silver lead pencils
and everything in that line, suitable for
Christmas presents.
Low prices at Fennessey's shoe empor-
fun, 22l Market street. White kid slippers
q speciality. A most useful holiday present
is pairof shoes.
A woman is composed of two hundred
and forty-three bones, one hundred and
sixty-nine muscles, AMI three hundred and
sixty mine pins.
At 40 King street, can be found the
latest styles Of we'll made furniture, which
is selling very cheap. Thu above is the old
est and most reliable establishment in the
State and is kept by j. & J. N. Harman.
There was rash man in Toledo
Who swallowed one day torpedo,
And when it went off
The folks heard him cough
A mile and a half from Toledo.-Blade.
Free of charge. Your druggist will re-
fund your money if DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
does not give you satisfaction and cure your
cough.
Miss Cavendish, the English actres, is
coming, and some one remarks that she is
tine-cut. Then the critics can puff her if
they chews.
Brussels three ply! Ingram extra! Su-
perior rag, cottage and hemp carpets, very
cheap at McBride's, 72s Market street.
The Detroit mother who fastened sheets
Of sand paper into her boys pants to pres
erve the garments hit the nail on the head
The boy has been rubbed down so thin that
he can crawl through picket fence, and he
doesn't sit down from week to week.
Bowman, grocer, I'd and King, has his
cofees roasted at his store. They are dry
roasted (free of grease and water) and
may be dependtd on rs being the best for
tie money in town. Those wanting cof-
fees Of either mild or strong grade should
get their supply of him.
Go to O'Connor's new establishment, No.
East Srd street, over Dubell's hat store
He sells stylish and good fitting garment
at from 10 to per cent. cheaper than
any other tailor.
He sells shoes lower, cheaper, than any,
body else in the city," I" Who is he :"
Why Daniel McCusker, 2l8 West I'd st.,
to be sure"
The best 40, SO, 60 or 70 cents per pound
teas in town can be had at Bowman's cash
store, I'd and King streets.
A drag driven by an elegantly attired
lady, and with trim and neatly dressed
colored boy perched on the footman's seat
behind, was passing through the streets.
when it was espied by an old negro wom-
an. "Bress de Lord" she exclaimed, rails
ing her hands as she spoke. "Bress de
Lord, I never 'spectcd to see dat. Wonder
what dot cullud young gemman pays dat
young white 'oman fur drivin' dat kerridgel
I know'd 1t come, but never 'spected to lib
to see il: Dis nigga's ready to 60 way
now"
THOSE LADIES' SUITS.
F. L. Frank, 511 Market street, is selling