The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-05

A diseusted Milwaukee fisherman
Offers 4 chrome. 10 every fsh when
will take the bait.
A good-natured man will ppt up
With most anything short Of lining
his wig with a tfiustardrplaster'
Henry ebay describes 1 mule -
"an animal that has no pride Of AM
cestry and no hope Of posterity.n
81. Louis has ten thousand dogs.
The native wears d section Of stove
pipe on each leB during che taad-dog
season. M
aWky do you cali your dog oakg'
asked Smith Of Jones. ''Becahse he
has such q coarse bark, J" replied Mr.
Jones.
A New London man feceBtlg
bought dog with money that hac
been given him 10 relieve the wants
of his family. a
aAh, pars6h, / Wish / could carry
my gold with lne,n skid q dying man
20 his pastor. III might melti| was
the consoling answer
aSokrc.g,i y says Josh BilliheA. eis. q
bad inteAtment--if you pass u you
ioze The principal; and If you keep ia
you loze the interest"
"Digby; win you take some o. this
butterf'' "Thank you tha'ani, / bs.
long 10 the temperance society. Can't
take anything strong"
4 "Who was The ifieekest tiani' ask.
ed 4 Sunday-schcol teacher: MODES"
"Very we'll; who was the meekest wo-
manf' "Nestf Was any
0Biddy, did yot put sn egg in the
coffee is settle itgH eyes, tiIurIi l
put IN four. They we're 20 bad I had
10 use the more 0t them"
Cocoon that p-p-p-parfct talkr'
asked suffering man Of 9 German.
"Ven III don't talk so gooter as you,
, ! schop BY tam his head Of"
An wIsophistocated person once de-
clihed d plate Of thacafoni soup with
llia remark that they couldn't palm
any billed Pipe.slenis on him.
ConclSsioiI Of Hon. Schuyler Cot
, /, faA's great lecture on Lincoln: "Hav'
+, ina reached tho tbptnost round Of the
|. Is,iasr Of fame, he stepped into TIC
!. skies.n
"Am | not d little palef" inquired
q lady, who wGa short and eorpuIent
of 4 cfhsty old bachelor. "You looA
Q lnors like q big tub" was tho blum
i reply
}. "A voting fellow III Grundy county
. lows, wanted 10 charge bis girl TWEEN
% " cents for hid pietnrei Informing hel
. AZ the time that IL Originally tost
I quarter
The man who wont take the Pape'
because he can borrow one, has 70
VI yebletl d machine, With which be cas
& I, cook hia dinner by the smoke Of BY
y neighb6f's chimney
n aWhat d6 you know Of the ehagac
a ltor OF this ,uanSp was aSked of Ssit
Y, ncss Al 4 police.couft the other day
1. s.What do I know of Bib character
Il Z know II 70 be anhIaaehaPle, you
!. honor be replied with mach empha
ais.
10 nWhen tho cold wind blows, TAX
I. care Of yonr nose shat Il doesn't Sc
u. iroxe, and wrap up your toes h warn
4. WOODEN hose The above. We SUI
a knode. was written in prose BY som
. one who knows the ehIeosa Of col
snows.
AL Indiana farmer, needing . paol
rs naa Of screws, writes 70 hia merchaI
"a "A town, epecr Snr bleae cend /
ae the btkYef 1 tNon) paxie og SkFopgl
Ne nkeinli sise, all Sow d Schoep Skrouf
IN dryvef, 40 uhleege. nse. Aa q
hs eAisf snaiEdet bf 4 spslliyg qehe
tRat farmer Wcnld be heard from,
"A Story sicla a a old genilsH.
nd. Who always took noted of lhs mini
i'm tryr arrm3cn aud oa bll9 occasion rci
% shon 70 thS nihiast aim1plf 'Slo
dtopln said iht &l,cg ca the Qeep
Yoncc 81 b otrlala seNlence, "A a'an
fsl dav that VI knaw yen dlaV'is "a
e the xSnlg i pQb tfNt y M7salf
mako sanse