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How to FoIlow . Joke.

A writer In Scribner's says: "At
the beginning of. the session with the
person before whom your art is to be
exercised. the smile, of course, is in
order. The features should then
take their natural position in repose,
or should, if the circumstances seem
to require it, assume a grave express
sion; it might indeed be we'll to show
the lines of the brow somewhat drawn
together, with suggestion of trouble
or at least of concentrated attention.
Above all things, remember that
when your vIS-A-VIS begins what
promises to be prolonged humorous
narration your face must instantly re
lapse into quiet The smile may be
gin carly in the story, but must be
very slight and inconspicuos at first,
gradually difusing itself over the en-
tire countenance, and coming to eli
max with the point of the story
either in an actual laugh, or, still bet
ter, in radiantsmileo Of appreciation,
tip-toe on the verge of laughter, and
a hundred times more effective for its
reticence. No one who has made use
of this method will ever return to the
old and inelegant system-tiring to
yOuTSeII anu uusdeIsiaCto1y ~ Jou.
interlocutor-of beginning the facial
audience, if we may SO call it, at the
highest pitch at the outset of his mar
ration, and .vainly endeavoring to
keep up the strain upon the features
to the end. The consequence Of such
a course is that either the smile be-
comes hard and mechanical or that
precisely when most needed it alto
gether disappears, and you are forced
to some clumsy substitute "fft
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A noose-paper-a marriage cer'
tifcate.
The path of duty-through the
Custom House.
The cause of woman suffrage
scarcity of husbands.
Stamps are not required on
notes; but it takes stamps to pay
EN-.
Some ladies', this season, wear
wings-on their hats-but it
doesn't make 'em angels ~
The hair from ladies' braid
should never be worn on the lapel
of gentleman's coat, unless the
parties are engaged.
Old Lady-eIs this smoking
carriage?" Fellow INSIDE -'No,
marin if you want to smoke you
must go higher up"
zone thing" says an old topper,
twas never seen coming through
the rye, and that's the kind of
whisky one gets nowadays. 81
Your feet are very stylish, said
q man to his friend, whose feet was
covered with bunions. mo, not
stylish, but exceedingly nobby,"
was the good natured reply.
"Can you inform me-" said a stu
dent to book seller, whether I
can find anywhere the biography
of Pollock eyes, I dare say you
will find it in the s'Course of Time !"
A printers devil says his lot is a
hard one; at his boarding house
they charge him with all the pie
they can't find, and at the Office
his employer charges him with all
the pi they do find.
: English traveler-"As he got up
two horse pistols dropped from his
back pockets" Interlocuter--f
"But how could he find room for
two horse pistolss' Third party
80, he did not mean two horse
pistols. exactly, he meant two Colts
pistols" se41s ~ 81 -.
2 "Do you enjoy going to church
now2' asked a lady of Mrs Par
tington. LA, me, I do, said Mrs
Darlington. Nothing does me
SO much good as to get up early on
Sunday morning s.nd go to church,
and hear a populous. minister, dis
pense with the gospel" 80
A soft headed youth residing in
Sangamon- County, Ill, has gone
melancholy mad for love of Bessie
Turner, brought on by reading her
evidence in the Beecher trial One
night recently he made clumsy
figure of his bed-clothing, and car
ried it from room to room for sew
eral hours. Finally he kicked il
down two flights of stairs and into
the cellar, yelling as he stood at
the door of the latter apartment.
.'Why. Bessie, you tumbled Tsylown!
Didn't your Y. World.
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THE PALLADIUM.
WEDNESDAY. JUNE 80. 1875.


The Personal Appearance OF
Washington is thus described IN
an article on .sWashingtcn in Cam
bridge in the July Atlantic:
On the morning of the Sd of
July the patriot soldiers were
drawn up on Cambridge Common,
and Washington, with q numerous
suite, rode from his headquarters,
and under the branches of the
ancient elm wheeled his horse, drew
his sword, and formally assumed
the command of the Continental
army. "a
A multitude of people-men, wo
men. children-had assembled to
behold this military pageant, and
to look upon the Virginia chieftain,
whose fame had preceded him.
They saw a man forty three years
old, about six feet and two inches
in hight, Of well proportioned fig
ure, with large hands and feet, with
q somewhat ford complexion, q
profusion Of brown hair brushed
back from the forehead, and blue
eyes which were very far apart
His whole appearance was dignifed
and commanding. He wore blue
coat with buff facings, and buff
small:clothes, q rich epaulette on
each shoulder, and q cockade on
his hat
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The Methodists seem to be at
tanning great strength in Australia.
The body has three conferences,
and the peculiarities Of the system
seem to be very popular. Strange
enough, the first Methodist preach
er was a convict. He was under
sentence of death in England for
murder. He was converted, and
was SO clearly changed that
through the intercession of friends
his sentence was committed to
Punishment.
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A Marrow Escape.

A man and his wife, seeking to
break themselves of habit of fret
ting and scolding, entered into an
agreement Of this nature: The one
who first lost temper with the other
or with the children was to be pub
lished as a ''scold." The medium
through which this humiliating in
telligence was to be communicated to
the world was not special in the Gems
tract, but the husband understood
that it was to be through the Bruns-
wicker. The wife nearly bit the end
of her tongue off the first days trial,
swapping up the harsh words which
tried to escape her lips. But both
were dismally peaceful until the af-
ternoon of the second day, when the
husband flew into a passion, simply
because one of the children polished
his stocking feet with backing
brush while he was taking his usual
nan. At the first burst of anger, his
vito quietly arose and put on her
bonnet. sastts
~ Where are you going?" he in
quired suspiciously.a-s =s
ITO publish YOU" she replied. -.
'Oh, we'll, go ahead; the boys at the
Office won't give me much of a blast
but I'm not going. to the printing
Office"
Where, them" he asked in sur
prise.
To the sewing society"
That brought him to terms, and
long and earnestly he begged her not
to make his weakness known through
out the length and breadth of the
land. Finally, in consideration of a
new silk dress, by him to be delivered,
she agreed to let him off. But it was
narrow .escape.-The Brunswicker.
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Twenty clergymen Of the Protest
ant Episcopal Church have left
that communion and joined the Re
formed Episcopalian during the
past year. Three were connected
with the diocese of Virginia, two
with Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh and
Kentucky, and one each from Mary
land, Tennessee, Alabama, Albany,
Massachusetts,, Long Island, Indi-
ana, Colorado, Kansas, Central
New York and North Carolina
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The Philadelphia Inquirer, in an
article in reference to Governor
Tilden as Presidential candidate,
makes the following charge:
ssThere is one contingency, how-
ever, which may change the, pres
emit aspect of affairs, and lender
Mr.. Tilden's candidacy undesirable
or his defeat inevitable. It has
been squarely charged that pro-
portion OF Peter B. Sweeny's 10
per cent. share of the Tweed ring
spoils can be traced directly to Mr.
Tilden's hands. His record will
have to be cleared from all possible
connection with such contamina-
tions before he scans be invested
with the toga candida. There is
nothing more certain than that any
faint Of Tweedism clinging to his
garments would be fatal to all hope
Of success in presenting him before
the people"
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Wags!'s asja'I,s!isg Elixir

Fort the restoration. of Natures forces. II
gives new life and vigor to the aged, and
causes the blood OF youth to course through
the veins. 1t effectually cures impotency,
Pa1pitation of the Heart, Loss of Muscular
Power Spirits, Decentralization of the Cen
erative Organs, and all the train of ills that
follow in the path, of the transgressor of
Natures laws. Price 3 per bottle.
. It will readily be {understOod that in the
brief space afforded by tue advertising coll
umns of public print,it is impossible to
give all particulars of the diseases th.ft may
be cured by the CHEROKEE MEDICINES.
That they are destined to become immense
ly popular is plainly obvious in conse-
Quence of their -
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Great Intrinsic Merit.
lIEIMSTREEr'S
HAIR RESTORATIVE,
OR INIMITABLE HAIR COLORING

Not a Dye-Heimstreet's Hair Coloring"
is not a Hair Dye, and its operation is
not by any chemical effect, but by Il nat
ural restoration of the glands, thus Civ
ing the hair the color 1t originally had.
Naturalness-When hair is dyed, its color
is leaden hued and unnatural, but when
restored by HEIMSTREET'S HAIR
COl.ORING, its appearance is SO per-
fectly natural that no one can dete.t
the use of any Restorative.
Stainless While the restorative acts
promptly on the hair, it leaves no stain
mark whatever on the skin. 1t is
composed of ingredients that form q
perfect dressing as well as a coloring, so
that no oils, etc., are necessary.
This most effective of all the Hair Restor-
ers, is for sale by all Druggists, at 50 cents
and 81 per bottle. Numerous certificates
from those who have used it are in the pos
session of the proprietOrs.
METROPOLITAN MED. CO., New York.
JOHN F. HENRY, CURRAN & CO.,
Wholesale Agents,
and 8 College Place, New York.
23-ly
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The Philadelphia Printers CT

The Fh118d6IpnIa FfInCerB On
cular says: "The newspaper is
the handmade of civilization. !"
Thanks for the information. We've
often been In doubt as to what
some newspapers were maid Of
Commercial Advertiser. The mys-
ferrous talk about new dresses is
satisfactorily explained here; and
of corset is no longer strange that
they should take SO much interest
in the scandal trial, nor make so
much of hustle about each others
waist OF spaces Couture ears If
you make any inviduous remarks
about advertisements for propo-
sails.
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The Government Tests of Iron,
Steel and other Metals.-A. L.
Holley, chairman Of the committee
on chemical research at Brooklyn,
gives notice that the United States
commission on the tests of iron,
steel and other metals proposes
making q series of determinations
Of the effects of carbon, phosphorus
silicon, manganese and other ele.
ments, upon the strength, tough
ness, elasticity and other qualities
of steel. The specimens will be
analysed by the chemists attached
to the commission, and subject to
tension, torsion, compression and
other mechanical tests. All expert
ments viii be repeated often enough
to reduce errors to their minima..
Specimens of iron and steel bars
are. wanted, with bars to be Z feet
long and II inches round. |, A full
description of the kind and make
of raw material, and of processes
employed in the manufacture of the
bars, and also of the size of the in .
got or pile, the number of reheats,
and the extent to which hammer
ing or rolling were employed in
the reduction. This information
to be kept in a. reference book
each description having number
corresponding with that of the
bar-would be ofgreat value. Such
irons or steels as may show any
particularly good or particularly
bad qualities, or such as may ex
hibit any very marked or unusual
characteristics, are also wanted.
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About forty years ago, John Casey,
then poor boy, left his home in Ire
land to seek his fortune in the New
World. He came West, worked
along with a single eye to business
(the other was blind), attended strict
ly to his neighbors' affairs, fostered
the saloon interest, and last Friday
he was triumphantly hanged in the
presence of one of the largest con-
courses of people that ever assembled
to grace an important event in the
career of fellow-citizen. Who says
this is not the poor mans country?
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IDATENT OFFICE
DATENT OFFICE
OF IL.
tls as a5
F. b. HUNT & CO.,
RICHMOND, IND,
RICHMOND, IND

Solicitors of American and Foreign
Patents.
Experimental Machines and Models made
toorder. Also, Patented Articles Manufac-
tured for Inventors.
Having been engaged in the Patent busi-
ness for twenty years, We are enabled to
offer our services and advantages to invent
OTS.
We make no charge for invention. All
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our patrons, belong to the individual for
whom we are engaged. We lefer by per-
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j. E. Reeves, 6 First
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Gaar, Scott & Co., Maehinists.
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A French court has decided that
the photographs taken by one Firman,
an American, were not of unadulter-
ated spirits, that they were of living
and not of dead persons, and that
Mr.. Firman was in consequence a
swindler preying upon the credulity
of his customers. He was sentenced
to six months imprisonment. A
similar judgment by our courts would
close several galleries in Chicago
which are doing a thriving business.
Inter Ocean .ts
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. Susan b. Anthony has been an un-
firing attendant at the bedside of her
brother, d. r. Anthony, of Lcaven-
worth, during his illness resulting
from Embry's pistol shot; and if the
wounded man RECEIVERS, it will be due
largely to Miss Anthony's skill and
attention. Every particle of food
eaten by the Colonel was prepared by
her hands. aeg-..s
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When Governor Allen was waited
upon by the committee that in
formed him of his nomination, he
skipped so high his head bumped
the ceiling. sGimme room!' said
he. 81 feel 1000 years younger"
and he went out into the street
and roared with such sonorous
strength that the people of Cleve-
land and Cincinnati thought o
South American earthquake had
arrived.
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Henry Clay Dean will choke the
eagle bird of freedom on the
Fourth at Clarinda, Iowa, and his
friends at home sincerely trust that
the fierce gray fowl will tear
Henry's shirt off, and thus cause
him to buy q. clean one.-St. 10.
seph Herald. His shirt, indeed! If
the proud pathological champion
has any such intention it had bet
ter provide itself. with scoop shov-
els and excavators enough to dig
down through several feet OF
Henry's middle name.
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y The elections are still distant
enough to account for the preva
lent languor in politics. Kentucky
with it's invariable Democratic VIC
tory, comes Aug. q; California in
September; Main, Sept. 10; Ohio
and Iowa, Oct. II.
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NERVOUS An, gssll!!A!EgF
OF BOTH SEXES,
No charge for Advice and Consultation.

Dr. B. Dyott, graduate of jefferson Med
ical College. Philadelphia, author of sew
cral valuable works, can be consulted on
all diseases of the Sexual or Urinary Or
GINS, (which he has made an especial study
either in male or female, no matter from
what cause originating or of how long
standing. a practice of 80 years enables
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Send for the Guide tc Health. Price 1Oc.
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Physician and Surgeon, lo4 Duane ST., n. Y.
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Alexander 81. Stephens sticks to
it. He said in recent speech at
Sparta, Ga, General Grant is
the best man toward the South
that ever drew a sword against
Ms"
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Nearly three years ago, Israel
w. Miner, city editor of the
Omaha Republican, began suit
against the editor of the Western
World for damages, because the
w. w. had called him So noted
liar and q monte man." Judgment
has just been awar ded him in the
sum of 81, 500, and there is joy in
Israel.
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The Minneapolis Evening Mail
is responsible for the statement
that aCaovernor Davis friends say
positively that he will give Pills.
bury an enthusiastic and hearty
support, and, if necessary, stump
the State in his behslt1
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How's thiss General Sherman,
in his Memoirs, doesn't devote q
single line to any one of the thir-
teen s'Colonels'' who edit the Phil
adelphia newspapers. His books
O Administrations Herald.
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PARKS BALSAM
WILD CHERRY AND TAR,

MISUNDERSTANDING is more soothing to the
irritated membranes than the pure Ball
SANS of which this medicine is compos-1
. ed. ~ s8s4
wild Cherry-The true bark of the Wild
Cherry is an unfailing specific for all
throat and pectoral diseases.
Tar-The wonderful healing properties of
Tar when united with the other ingre.
dients, render PARKS BALSAM the
u ed tOsthe public. sH
S'OnsumptiOn-The many cases of Con-
sumption that have been cured justify us
in the assertion that it is the very best
medicine for that disease ever discovered.
CERTIFICATES OF CURES.
Stephen Fisk, of New York, says his
: daughter had consumption. and tubercles
TO try Park s Balsam, which effected spec
uy cure.
T. Edward Fleet, of Brooklyn, says I think
1t is the best medicine for affections of the
ungs l ever used. ff.s fs-s
G.S. Fancher, of New. York, says + feel
FULLY. persuaded that Parks Balsam has
saved my life.
We have in our possession hundreds of
certificates from others, and all OF the same
cheering import.
Price, 80 cents and 81 per Bottle.
Sold by Druggists and dealers everywhere.
Address all orders to JOHN F. HENRY
CURRAN & CO., and College Place, New
York.
METROPOLITAN MED. CO., Proprietors.
23-Iy
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"Will Donnelly bolt7" anxiously
inquiries the st. Paul Pioneer
Press. He will bolt anything,
Fisher fowl.
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We are in favor of a. onesterm
principle, say the Ohio Democracy !;
rs they boost old Rise Up as far as
they can toward q second.
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EIVHE VOICE OF MASONRY,
AND FAMILY MAGAZINE.

A monthly publication, Is now in its 18th.
year. 1t contains a full account of all mat
tiers pertaining to the craft, supplied by its
large corps of able contributors, both at
home and abroad, and il one of the best
mediums of Masonic information. Price
e per year. in advance; with Masonic Chi o.
mo 81 SO. Send % cents for sample COPY.
Address VOICE OF MASONRY,
No. 1873 West Monroe ST., Chicago, ILL., and
No. College Place, or p. o. Box 1889, New
York City. e.sI41 2S-ly
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HoILowAH's.
Pills and Ointment.
EVERY MAN HIS OWN PHYSICIAN,


The grand principle that operates In these
Wonderful medicines is the power that they
possess in purifying the turbid blood, and
expeiilng corrupt humors from the system
Both the Ointment and Pills should be
used In the following cases: Bunfons, Burns,
Ghapped Hands, Chilblains, Fistula Govt
umbago, Mercurial Eruptions, Piles, Rheu-
matlsm, Rlngworm. Salt Rheunl, Scalds,
skin Diseases, Swelled Glands Sore Legs,
Sore Breasts, Sore Heads, Sore Threats,
sores of all kinds, Sprafns, Stiff Joints, Tet-
kinds. "
Use HOLLOWAY'S EXPECTORANTf for
the absolute cure of Coughs, Colds, Sore.
throat, Hoarseness, Pains in the Chest, and
All directions of Pulmonary nature.
tCAUTION. Ta
Be careful and see that each article has
the Holloway & Co., trade mark on each
Price, Is cts, 62 cts. and 81; great saving in
buying large sizes. 80 so
METROPOLITAN MED. CO., Proprietors
49, 8 College Place, n. Y.
JOHN F.. HENRY, CURRAN eco,
x-ly Wholesale AGENTS New York
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EGYPTIAN
Raj and 7s'nis Destroyer

For ExteFminatfng Rats, Mice, water
Bugs, R0oches, Red Ants, Etc.
0trehgth-When q Rat tastes the Egyp-
tian Destroyer, his death warrant is
signed, sure. It cannot fail to kill. It
also creates great thirst, and the rat will
search for water out of doors, and not
die in his hole to cause astench that can
not be got at.
AttracffvemeA0-Ra are the shrewdesf
of vermin. 1t Is hard to get them to
eat poison. An ingredient In the Egyp-
o. fian Eestroyeri IL a perfect bait, and they
are attracted rather than frightened bv
it. "Rats mot children) cry iorit." -
Keeping Hoft-People know how the or
binary Rat Pastes dry mp and become
useless, causing annoyance aud loss.
The Egyptian Destroyer IL fully war.
rantetf to keep soft, fresh and effective
in any climate for years.
Sure Death-The Egyptian Destroyer kills
every time. Hundreds OF unsolicited
testimonials are now in the hands of the
proprfetors, substantiafin its great mer-
its as the best preparation for destroying
Vermfn in the world. Be sure and ask
for the EGYPTIAN" and take no
other. HsAa
Put up in large glass bottles. Price Is cts.
Sold by Druggists everywhere.
JOHN F. HENRY, CURRAN CO., Ag'ts,
and College Place, New York.
Metropolftan Medie1ne c.,
SLY Sole Proprletors.