The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-07-08
PENNSYLVANIA DElTSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY scHNITzLER,

ES lS DuuudhBj dWCl oCll hlouNiAO MA Oup
-fores is der faert July. On dem dawg
wars we der Washington uf de welt
kumma is, un es war aw ON faert July We
der General Jackson de Insha g'wipt hut
I'M battle fun Brandywine odder Water
loo-ich was selwer nimmy wellas fun de
tzwea, brandy odder wasser. Es maucht
aw nix Gus wass olles g'happened is, es is
der faert July, un sell is aw CHUNK. Els
is der dawg for oily yohr amohl an shees-
pulfer un cracker frolic un aw for general
freheit. On dem dawg kenna de tenn
perance lett hinner de deer gea for era
kalt wasser un lemonade nit shteCka
drin, un wann Sc aw wennich how
come-you-so waerra don gates aw nem-
ond nix aw.
Now Dol amohl wella mer unser Re-
publican meeting holta doh uf EN- Bar
rick. Der plotz wo mer for common OILS
tzomma kumma is ons Johnny Sch
necka waertsAouse, un mer eXpecta aw
dos sheer all de head menner fun der
shtadt rouse kumma on sellam dawg.
Der Bill Kisslinger hut i'm sin rouse tzu
Kumma for an gooty Off e, un ar tarricht
sich aw net for de shtamps. FOrgeshter
owet war ar ons Schnecka an hut net
wennicher os fnfmehl de rounds gshtant
Der Bill is der besht karl for sawga,
"Kummt, Bawa, luss uns amohl anes
nemma" dos iCh vase. Ar is aw an
shmarter NOM, un vase exactly wass
tzu sawga wann ar an argument hut init
de demokrawta. Der Bill un der Nose
Hornberger wara amohl hinner anonner,
un der Bill huts EN- Nose aw amohl
gevva. Ut course, der Nose is an demo-
krawt, aver ar is an meaner mon, we Sc
for common OILS sin, for ar is shuld drau
dos so feel fun unser beshty Republicans
doh uf EN- Barrick de party tzu sawga
entirely ferlussa hen. Ar dut de lett
weis maucha mer hetta horty tzeita, un
dos der Grant, un de head menner fun
der Republican party shuld draw waera.
Der Weag we are sell dut is des. Ar
maucht de lett weis dos de bankers un de
office holders un de Congress menner un
so head lett sheer all's geld maucha, un
dos de dawg-laner un baura un hond-
warksleit tzu sawga for nix shatfa mista,
un we'll de aerwet wennich rawr is ale
well, dun feel glawa os es wohr is wass
der Nose sawgt. Aver, we g'sawt, der
Bill hut's EN- amohl gevva. Sc wara all
tzwea ons Schnecka, un we der Bill der
crowd uf g'rufa hut for treata-we ar
g'sawt hut "kummt buwa" don, uf course,
war my nawma eva aw "Buwa," un ich
bin nuf g'shtept NIT EN- crowd. Der Nose
is aver hucka geblivva, un we mer all
faertich wara driuka hut der Bill amohl
awfonga 81 opinion expressa weaga de
demokrawta. Der Nose hut's aver III
g'numma, un hut proweert tzu answera
aver or huts net kumma kenna. Des dol
is we SEES g'hot hen mitnonner wardt fol
wardt.
Mose-We kummt's don dos sheer all
eier beshty Republicans era party fer
lussa un vota now demokrawtish?
Bil-Ei sell is net wohr--der Grant I'm
der Hartranft .un der Rawl, un der Cam
eron, un der Cessna, un all shtiCka tzu der
party.
Mose-Selly sin aver ally mon rene
gade demokrawt; der hend 20 ken ant
sicher realer otter Republican uf EN-
ticket-all eier leaders sin yusht so kaerls
wo de demokrawta ferlussa hen for
office.
Bai-Awer des sin unser beshty Re-
publicans. .,
Mose-We kummts aver dos sheer all
de wo de party g'shtart hen, for tzwan-
sch yohr tzurick, now nj game for de
demokrawta
BiH-Sell is net wohr.
Mose-Well, we wars NIT ,em Sumner
wor are net anes fun de head leaders fun
der party
Bills maucht now nix GUS fun
weaga sellam Sumner for ar is doat shun
de tzwea yohr.
Mose-Un we kummts dos der Greeley,
der gross leader fun de Republicans sell
wer geaga 81 party grunnd is for Presl-
dent?
Bil-Ei sell con ich sawga. Der Gree
Ter war olsfort in favor fun de rebels, un
ar war ne kea realer gooter un ehrlicher
Republican, SO we der Simon Cameron
un der Grant
Mose-Well, We is es NIT EN- Carl
Schurz,
BiI-Seller Schurz is yusht an deitsher
humbug, un an meaner turn-coat
Mose-Un wass husht don tzu sawga
fun Mcclure, un fun Shlifer, un fun
Davis, sin selly aw all humbugs
Bil-Ei der Mcclure is tzu sawga gor
nix-anes fun de dummshty menner i'm
Shtate, un de onnery sin net feel besser.
Mose-Un we is es NIT em Governor
Curtin? Is ar aw DUNN, un nix nutz
BiA-Der Curtin war 81 lava nix gsheits
un es is goot os merehn lose sin. 1usht
week nit so shtuft we der Curtin.
Mose-Un wass is di opinion fun Vice
President, der Wilson. Es gookt as
wann ar aw i'm sin het eier party amohI
anes fun denna dawg tzu ferlussa.
BiLl-Well, tzum deivel luss'n gea, Al
hut anyhow sell emily grickt yusht well
ar an awrmer mon war, NIT grossy
family.
MoSe-AHer now sawg m2r amohl,
wass sin don de Republican principles
alleweil2 ..
BA-Ei sell con ich der sawga, De Re-
publicans game nj for gooty tzeita, hocher
John, plenty aerwet un aw for lanter hon
estv lett. Der Simon Cameron is honest,
un der Grant is an General I'm war i'm
Greek un in Philadelphia un ivverall sin
unser party leaders honest un goot un
Krishtlich,
Mose-Ich glawb der Porra Beecher is
aw an gooter Republican-net 50?
BW-Well, suppose ar is-seIl gate ne
mond nix aw.
Mose-Oh du musht net base waerra-
ich many yusht os ar anes fun de krisht-
liche Republicans 81 muss.
BM-Der Beecher is enniche tzeit SON
gooter mum os noch feel onnery os es in
der welt hut,
Mose-Awer du husht mer noch net
g'sawt wass di Republican principles sin
alleweil. Kumm, now, explain amohl
we's kummt dos de tzeita SO tufl sin alle-
well, for all dos der nj gate for gooty
tzeita we du sawgsht.
BiA-Sell con ich der sawga. Es is de
demokrawta era shuld dos de tzeita SO
tuff sin alleweil.
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