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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Hearing before Commissioners.

In the Matter of the Estate of JACOB
KELLER Deceased.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, That the
undersigned lave been appointed by Hon.
Oscar Stephenson the Judge of the Probate
Court of the County of Ramsey, State of
Minnesota, commissioners in the matter of
said estate, to receive, examine and adjust
all claims and demands of all persons
against said JACOB KELLER late of said
County, deceased !; that six months from
the date hereof have been limited and al
lowed by said Court to creditors to present
their claims to us as aforesaid and that
we will, on the fourth Saturdays of July
and August, the same being the Oath day
of July and 28th day of August 1876 at the
office of Jacob Manner, Attorny at Law,
Sanfords Block W%abashaw Street in the
City of St. Paul in said County, meet to re-
ceive, examine and adjust claims and de-
mands against said deceased as aforesaid.
MICHAEL KUHN
FRANK DECK.
Commissioners of the Estate of Jacob Kel-
Ter, deceased.
JACOB MANNER,
Sanfords Block, Wabashaw Street, st.
Paul, Atty for Estate.
Dated at st. Paul, MINI. July 2. 1875.
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ernor", faete ras Mdnnlsin gum
@irtb. .Wan weis ni@t wie bic Belt
tobtl6laeen"
.@abr ifs, unb bic 3eituneen wiis
fen aud nidts. 8ie mar rs, tpcnn
mir Elm SpieI&sn madtsn. gum 3eit>
pertrttb!
~Sbr wibt bae i'd Elm GROCER Geinp
pss SpielenS bin. Sc bat ss nod fein
Spieler melt eebradt In Der @elt", risf
er. tncem ct ii@ ld6elnp rad meiner
Sette rancte. .gtein, nein, tas ees
l9tebt niGt!" Der freunplide WtYtb
oran9 70 lanae in meinen nsusnGreune,
BIG er enrli@ na6sab, unter Der Se>
otnsuns ieco&, taB mat. I'm nt6ts
ipiele uno nab 3wei 0dnsen aufbSre.
Nus @sfdlisteit sesen ben AIten
lpielte ib NIT. Wie bdtte i6 eS unter
rem pbpalteneen ~l1mfdnben mag n,
riirfeu, ibm btsle 8itte ab;ul9lasen,
na1rem er ielbif 10 orcBmltbis 9esen
mid esbanbeIt bate @nfanss bate
i'd Slid unr eewann mebrere Yenee ;
atsr raid nerlor i9 pann an BEN @irtb
siniee S1iQinse. I'm eielslben MEIER
gu %erlaneen, ipielte i9 fort. 8urs. mad
etner@ isrteltunre bate i6 meme sanse
8aarl9aft einsebIst cen @ntbetl am
Tunp NIT tnbesrifen. Ginmal wib>
reno bes Spieles bate. t6 bemertt, oab
me:n altes WdnnIein uno Der @irtb
nit einanoer tumme 3ei6en ue6ielten,
uno Serliee pas Nirtbsbaus nit grocer
SnoisnatiOn.
81 pauie ansefommen er3dblte i6
Rem Nifer Simion ben aatl;en Ser
lauf Ger Sadie. Als i'd fsrtie mar,
fubr Der 6earmafer nit ben Gineern
einise MaIe pur6 cen Iansen Bart
unc iaste:
~Sie ino aliO einem lceenannten
Money Dropper in bic 5dnre esfals
len. Sc eibt ndmli6 cine @la7e pom
Dteben bier in GOncpn, bic Elm StIf
8elo meiftens Dor BEN Nusen besjents
gen aufaubebsn oOrseben, ben iIe f5pern
wOlen. Dur@ perfeate Gbrli6:eit ges
ltnst es ibnen meifens, ibren 3Def 3u
erreiden, wie eS ia aud bel Sbnen Der
SAL mar. Der @irtb bate feline 5anp
NIT i'm Sptele, ineem er gle auf cine
anfdnotse art ausplinnern nuste.
Disie Money Droppers inb
fir Gremre man@mal eefdbrli6er, als
Ieltf Die Iai&enoiete!
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taum ras atbmen erlaubt, uno bic
3ihtfrablen rermSaen Go ni1t su
B .rGprinsen. Stbst man an einen
0aternenpfabl unp blift In bic b5be,
70 sewabrt man fault einsn li9ten
Shimmer tort. NO bod porausfhtlih
bic @asHamme brennt. Dieter Netel
prinet aud In pie menldlfhsn Sob
nuneen elm. @dbrenp pieies 11refIie
den Nepels baben bic Dtebe unb ance.
res @sfnpel ibre grnteseit. Nn pielsm
Nbenb, tpOpon i6 iprede, mar seraee
Der Nsbel 10 lsbr pt&t nidt. Die nit
S1nee bepedten Straben tuaren Don
swef 9aternenreiben mdeis erleu1tet,
unb tpen1 man 70 oabinnaneerte, pors
i6tis rem trdftiaen 3ieeenbainsr in Der
6anp, fab man pom 3eit su 3eit Die
@eftalt zines policeman aus Dem Ne>
bel iid lpslSien, mas einem feline ss>
rinee Berubfsune sewdbtt. Wan febt
In eunoon ben policeman INNER germ,
no nentli@ sus Na&fssit unp i'm Nes
bel.
No9 mar i'd ni9t msbr iebr fsrne
BON meiner @Obnuns, als i4 plSyli6
Don binten ansefauen wuroe, tnrem
mid ;wsi trdftise 6dnce I'm cen 5als
fasten. Sc mar cas- Berf zines @u>
senblids, unp pbslsi9 id nur etrpa
sebn S1rttte Don rer 5duierrsibe CUR
Re9ten entfsrnt mar, 4i6ter in ben
Tentern fab unp ieIbit ipre6en b5rte,
10 tonnte t1 nur NIT unterbridter
Stimme unp balbem Ntbem bieWCrie :
~6l!fe, 5ilfe" beruOrbrineen. GIN
NAL ssbSrie ssfust isgte mir Der @as
rotter Elm Snie in ben Hdfen unc 900
mid rifpdrtS auf Gle Grre, 70 swar,
rae mein Sppf auf letnea &nieen rub
ts. Cals er mid faste, bate IL belize
bdnee in ben 1a'6en meines nebers
rcfes urp ben Stof unter Dem Mrme.
S9nsQ ME Ger big nabm t6 ite nas
tirli6 beraus, UNI mid BON Den eiier>
men 6dnren al, metnem 6alle log 81
MAIDEN. Auein Dsrssbsns) &aum
befanp t9 mid in pieler bilflolen Sage
70 fam Elm spsttsr @arotter RON Or
anceren Seite aus ietnem 8erfef bers
BET. Sc mar Elm grocer Serl pom gel
Der @sf9tsfarbe unp unfetem Ause,
70 siel i9 bsim S&eine Der naben
Strabsnlaterne bemsrfen fonnte. ST
trat an mid beran, CAB mir einen
Gauhl9Ias auf Den Wunb, 10 rab
msbrere 3dbne wadelten unp mir cas-
BIut rsiGli9 aus Male uEo Munp
FOs. Sobann CAB sr mir ;wet Strst>
DE- esfIbrt nit aler Wnht sesen ben
Masen. Die beipen SpiBbuben ws9s
leltcn fein @ort mitetnanner. Sncelz
fen bate mir @arptter SO. 1 Elm Eae
i9sntu9 in ben @uno sei@Vben, nos
pur9 i9 nrt Mtbem ssbinbert naro.
Dtsles uno Die Sdldse auf ben Was
ssn beraubtsn mid mstnsr Sinne.
Seocr tD pemubtlCe mutoe, fupr MIR
sin @ssante an meme Gltsrn upp Sc
ldwiter our6 bic Seele - oann b5rte
allsS Bswustlein auf.
Na@ einiser Belt erIanste i6 meme
Seitnnuns wiersr . bic 0ane pes
W5rpers bate meinsn 6als lossslais
fen. SD blidte umber - ber sansen
ednsr mad lag I'D i'm S@nee. Rod
HoB mir pas 8lut aus DUMB unp Nas
ie unp mein ,edtsr Nrm mar esfdbrlid
oerIeBt wabrl6einli6 pur1 Den Gaa,
Meine Sletper parsr mir tbsilreile
pom ssibe serinsn, penn in ibrem GU
den mad 8suie bdttsn ii9 Die 0arrot.
ters ni9t 3sit 9enOmmsn, rielelben auf,
sul5ien. Weine ubr Die 8ette, meint
8Orle, ia ielbf msin Ialbentu6 UNI
bic 6anoi@ube waren fort. NIblam
ftaup i'd auf uno nod miblaniel
l9leppte i6 mid mad 5aule. &c
mar faum taulenp S@ritts pom meme,
8Obnuns entfernt seideben.-
(SOrtesuns fOlst.)
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6Inf5ebntes Rapitel.
is
@erf@tebeneS.

@ines Mbsnts b'ludte i'd bas GUT
reYs9beater in Der gladfriars>N oab
auf Der rs6ten Seite Der 1bemle. Sc
mar &t&aro III. anssfdnest. Mit
erOBen Grwartunsen sinB i@ binein.
Bic jsBt bate Id nod feline Gslsesr-
belt sebabt In 9onpon etrpas pon
Sbafelpeare su lsben F.; bas 1be1tsr in
2cnpOn TT ndmlid felt @arrifs 3eiten
eelunfen uno 9elbmadlos 9eporoen.
3laffl1e ..Sa&en 3ieben niGt mebr.
8enn Elm OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Elm pol
leg 6auS babsn nil, mu6 er entrpeber
einise iapanefi6e @autler fpmmen
lafen, pber aber rem 3eitSei1mafs pas
our1 He9nung trasen, paB er bte 3us
ldauer cur@ auerlet unfinn beluftet
uno ersSBt. aud bic iOeenannten
GbrifmaBs YantomimeS .fno Elm So
fuspOfus BON furiOler Nrt, cine Narr>
belt Obne Sinn uno 3uiammenbans.
Das Surrey<I beater mar an pielem
Nbenee fat dusl1lieBltb nur Don 9euz
Ten ces 6anowerterfanoes be1u9t,
wOraus Id i6loe, bae Sbafeipeare BET
ben 2euteu Der losenanntsn bSberen
S:dnpe aus Der @oDe sefommsn lein
mue. 8ei Der aisperen golfstla0e err
freut ii1 bieler &i1aro III. elmer Be-
ionceren 0orliebe. 81 e5itelrsue pur>
DC seraoe ni&t i@le@t eeeeben, r,ur
dbertrieO Der S9aulpteler bic aneebpr>
ne Wilobeit ienes SSniss. Dies aber
eeraee riB bic 3ui1auer ID e~ren3enIp>
fem applauie bin. Sc beiialil9er er
warc. beftO b6ber etnsen bic @ossn
oes Beifaus bel Dem publtfun. Die
Sa&e fam mir einise Wale ioear BE-,
benfli@ Dor, als 60 mir ndmIi1 lGien,
als Ob Die Noree btsles 85nies cine
eerptfe Greuce BET pieien 2suten beruprs
rtsfen, uno Der BsifaQ stsentli9 nt9t
Gem Spiel, 1onrern Der Gbat edlte.
@lldltderweile ldranben am gnce
meine 9efdrbtunsen, ais n1mli6
Ri&mUnp leinen wilren @eener i'm
3weifampfe erlest sbatte, Iobnte aud
TIN firmiider 8etfau. Sbafe1peare
miro. wis ssiast In eOnpon iebr islten
eeseben.
@ls t& nod elf llbr aus bun 1beas
ter mad 9aufe alma, laa. Elm ,iemIih
ethter Nebel tn ben Straeen. Sn
sonron 1T piss ni6ts Geltenes, auulal
bet piel + Sobrss3eit 70 spar, pae in
u1lsrer IOrffsuune Nebel unp 9onppn,
uno ur19etebrt un3ertrennbar nerfnlpft
tno. S&cn Dor ben @eibna&tsfe<
rten rrarea mir se3pureer, eepe1en, in
unleren S9ul3immern bas @as ben
eanssn Tag binbur1 bremen su IaGen,
70 cunfel ma@te btsler Nebel. Die
Sonne fab man ON 5immel feben, pts
stne matte, elanslUls eelbe S&eibe, 70
oab mon man6mal TN 3peifel mar,
ub 60 Der WOnp ODER bic @onne fet.
Aaerpinss TT bie1er Nebtl nidt INNER
ti&t; gang eri@rsdli1 Miro ct
absr, trenu fi& slet&seitis aud Ger
70 BON ben taulenp urb aber,
tuuienp '8aminen auffeist, In Die Stras
Zen be%rnieperfnft. sc 1T bani Elm
pom @ufercampf unD 8auG,
pas ~ fHwar; unp pi@t IT, baB So
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nmberSamltdfeitem

e%ntfanben finb unb Blabunsen uno
@%erfcpfunsen peranlanen. 60 rte bic
Gropfen Die NusfIbrung bes Stcfes
bsnirten, Der bic 8eidwerte psranlast,
10 nebmsn iis bic SYmptome uno 3us
fdue neg, bic aus jener GueIe. ent>
lprnnsen paren, ). 9. nidt nur bic
folifartisen eeibl1meren, icnbern aud
Die bapOn abbdnstsen 8eidwerosn pss
6auptes uno Der 8ruf ben Sdwinpel,
bas Drlfen unp bic Diferfeit bes
SOpfes, Dunfelbett Der Ausen unp 8e>
flemmuns Der 8ruf, aud pas be-
fhwfrli6e Nus< unp G%inatbmen, 3us
fade, pelae b~elOnters ben 6Ypo9pns
orifen Sfters far@tsrIi@ finD.
@esen: etle aetpen bes
wetblt&en Gef@le@tes.
@eseu:
Is DllblItt9tett
tbisfeit
8let@fua t
Neneflt6fett
uebelfeiten,
. d ten,
Eopf> unb
@lteoerf6mer;en.
6er3fl Opfen,
0elb u d t
@esen:
&atarrb nnb gtDGiebnupfem
pelde sepDbnlid ldneQ sebetlt tpercen
tncem bic Iropfen BEN ldarfsn, ffoder:
ben S9letm aua5len uub a%bflbren.
@eaen: ent3iineltden unp 6rcnt.
fden 81 B e u IN 4, seser
@t6t sauise remtttirenne uno in.
termittirenpe Gieber, sesen Rrantbeiter
res glutss, re1 Nieren unb Der Blale
@eden
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in
&OMoOn+

GrsdbInus bun s. 4. @annenma6sr.
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SpspepGa,

Ocer 9ereauunes : Seldwrben, &opfs
idmerI s@ulterfdmsrs. BsfIemmune
Der grut 5ufen, iaurss NuffOesn
aus Dem Nasen, S1winbsI, i1ls6ter
@el6mad TN Wunce, @auenleiren,
6ersflOpfen, S&mer3en in Der Nisrsn>
se9eno, unD kuneert anrere SranfbcitSs
GrlHeinuneen, tpel6e bur1 l1nperpaus
lt9fett er3euat rrerpen. @eeen:
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A reporter on one Of the smaller journals
of Paris asked Tire manager of q theatre to
give him two seats fol- certain performance.
The manager refised, and thd Journalist said
TO him. Your refusal will cdst yoti 10000
francs ($s, 000). For six months after the
little paper to Which tile reporter was attach
ed praised the theatre in this wise: Mon
sieur X is magnificent director He has a
good company, and his entertainments are ex-
cellent. HIS infringement is intelligent. He
knows what the people OF Paris want. Wha'
pity it is that the staircases Of the theatre
are of wood. If a fire should break out, tic
audience would have little chance to escape"
The result Of this was that the manager was
obliged to build an iron staircase, which cost
him $4,000.
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CnsNeEs IN THE BoDY.-Whcn science
discovered that tic lftSmisn body underwent an
entire change during the period Of seven
years, it was considered very remarkable, bnt
Dr. Lyon Playfair read a letter not long ago
before British Social Science Congress-
wherein he declared that all the particles Of
the body change every six weeks. The same
eminent authority wisely declares that the
substance Of all our sanitary science, accumu-
lated by ages, night be summed up in the preg-
nant advice Of the prophet, Wash and be
clean. This learned physician says that for
thousand years after the civilization of the
Egyptians, the Jews, the Greeks and the Ro-
mans, faded there was NOT q man or woman
in Europe that ever took bath. To this fact
be attributes, in a large measure, the won
drous epidemic of the middle ages, which tnt
off one-forrtll Of fhe pDpu1atfoh' Of Enrope-
Tie spotted plague, the black death, aid the
terrible mental epidemics which followed in
their train--the dancing mania, the mewing
mania. the biting mania and witchcraft.
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"THAT FEELS MORE CoMFoRTABLE.''--
There is good joke OH a school professor
in Paris. ILL., In the summer lie went to Chi
cago to attend some sort Of an educational
meetshgy and retiring for the night, he found
that the room was rather close, and had his
roommate to get up and open the window ;
he found tire window, but could iiot raise it,
SO the professor told him toknock apane out ;
he did SO, and returned to bed. The profess
sor concluded that the room was still too
close to suit him, SO he got up and kicked out
another pane of glass, and said, That feels
more comfortable, . and went to bed and en-
joyed the ventilated room. On getting mp in
the morning they discovered they had smash
ed the glass in the door Of a bookcase.
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ONE SIDED MEN.-i was once sitting In a
cool underground saloon at Leipsic, while,
without, people were ready to die. from the
heat, when new guest entered and took a
seat opposite to me. The sweat rolled In
great drops down his face, and he was kept
busy with his handkerchief, till at last he
found relief in the exclamation, "Fearfully
hot = | watched liim attentFyefy 81 he CALI
ed for cool drink, for expected every mo-
ment that he would fall from lfiS chair in a tit
of apoplexy. The man must have noticed
that was observing him, for he turned to-
wards me suddenly, saying, :. am a curious
SORT Of q person, am not . "Whygn |
asked. Because perspire only on the right
side" And 50 It was his RICH. check III !. and
fire, while Che left si,le Of his face bore not a
trace of Precipitation. | had never seen Lie
like and III my establishment, was about to
enter into conversation with him regarding
his physiological curiosity, when his neighbol
on the left broke in with the remark, 'Tlien
we are the opposites and counterparts of each
other, for | perspire only on the left side. p
This, too, was the fact. So the pair took
seats opposite TO earcl other; and shook hands
like two men who had just found each his 9TH
Ell alf.-Popular Science Monthly.
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A KING IN BRooKLyN.-- King, when
called before Justice Delmary to answer the
complaint prefeited agaihst him, said the Of
ficer ::
"Noiws tell the truth, and that is all want
yoi, to do,
q You were drunk, and You know You were,
and you know, and so do all the neighbors
know, that you are subject to the -
Stop" said King. inteirupting the officer,
.iyou see that you confute yourself, and the
Judge there can see that you do, for how let
me ask yon, can a king be subject, eh9 Z"
"Give tile officer five days to answer that,
John, y said the justice, /" and in the meantime
you 20 to Raymond street jail"
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PosT OFFICE RoMANcE.-Mr. John II.
the New York Post Office, remembers that in
1885 young woman used to- call every Week
for letter addressed Z" Miss Mary II. Russell,
Post Office'' The regularity of her visits,
and her apparent unwillinsness to give any
account Of herself, elected much curiosity
was never gratified. Years passed away and
gray hairs appeared on the woman head, but
she made her calls as regularly as ever, aud
the expected letter was always waiting for
her. Nearly ten years have elapsed since her
last visit, but the letters still come addressed
to her name, although the intervals between
them are longer than in the old time. These
letters have Of course been opened, but they
contain no clue to the indemnity of either the
writer OF the recipient. Each contains a five
dollar biif,, with few lines of writing, to say
when the next remittance would be made
No address, no date, no signature. The
handwriting is that apparently OF feeble
man with age, and another letter with the
usual subscription is at present writing, lying
unopened at the Post Office. Mary II. Rus
sell, an elderly woman ten years ago, is
probably dead the letters with their contents
are sent to Washington but no one can guess
who the anonymous writer is who SO faithfully
maintained his correspondence. Post offices
are essentially practical places, bu5 little bits
of romance may sometimes be found even in
their history.
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Charles Warren stodslart, writing to the
San Francisco CAr0aicls; says, in describing
a visit to the ruins Of Pompcii. cannot
understand how a people who are supposed 10
have been luxurious in their tastes ever lived
in such ridicnlously small houses as are those
Of Pompeii. The bedrooms are like state.
rooms, and the stole beds, like berths, All the
longest side Of the apartment There are no
garden spots even the baths, the crowning
luxury Of the time, are small. The Forum,
and some few Of the temples are Of more re-
spectacle dimensions, but the resorts Of 80, 00e
people could hardly be less. The private life
ct the Pompeians must have been arrow.
rneagre and unhealthy. The gardens without
the city probably afforded their only means of
recreation, and wonder how any one who
has once breatlJed pure air can have returned
to sleep in such miserable quarters as the
Pompeiian bedrooms. Single partitions be-
tween all the houses, no gardens, no open
courts save III the mansions of the wealthy.
and the glare df the Southern stfn streaming
on Walls glowing with red and yellow paint
such was Pompeii in its best days. No fi'ubt
it was brilliant and lively spectacle, and
Bulwerhas nude the most Of it. II seems to
me the correct thing to loaf about the place
with copy Of Bulwer's /" Last Days" in my
pocket. This did at latter date.
frightened the lizards in tho Forum and
chased butterflies in the Temple of Isis, and
langushed in the house of the wounded
Asfurfs; fcr 1t was awfully hot. | sat the sole
spectator in the well preserved amphthcater,
and walked in the Street of the Tombs. The
!" House Of the Tragic Poet " received me.
and explored for nysaif sJme dark passages
that led under certain houses, whore met
With an ottnr Of sulphur that was almost over
PIONEERING.
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POETRY
now LITTLE WE KNoW.


How little we know OF each other,
We pass through the journey of life
With its struggles. its fears and temptations,
Its heart-breakiifg cares aud its strife
4 Vecan only see things on the surface,
For fewspeople glory in sin,
Andan unrufied face is no index
To the tufiult which RACES within.
How little we know Of each other!
The man WHO to-day passes by
blessed with fortune and honor and titles,
And holding his proud head ON high,
: May carrya dread secret with him
Which makes his bosom a he'll,
And he, sooner or later, a f@lon
May write in the prisoners cell
How little we know Of each other!
That woman Of fashion, who sneers
4 Al the poor girl betrayed and abandoned,
And # to her signs and her tears,
May. ere the sun rises tomorrow,
Hav. the mask rudely torn from her face,
And sink from the height OF her glory
10 the dark shades OF shame and disgrace.
How little we know of each other!
Ofourselves too little we know
We are all weak VIII under temptation,
All subject to error and wos
Then let blessed charity rule iis
Let us put away envy and spite
For the skeleton grim In our.coset
May some d@y b. brought to light.
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cuu.n VITA wee bit Of a girl, While at

CHILD VITA wee bit of a girl, while at
the breakfast table few mornings since,
made loud and repeated calls for bnttered
toast. After disposing Of liberal quantity
Of that nourshng article, she was told that
too much toast would make her sick. Look
ing wstfully at the dish for moment she
thought she saw way out Of her difficulty,
and exclaimed, WE'LL give me annuzzcr piece
and send for the Doctor
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fine things, and You feel jolly Don't you see
that the land as land has remained unproduc-
tive, and while men were lead to believe they
were becoming rich and comfortable there
was all the time a large destruction Of nation
al capital, and consequently tiioy were on the
road to poverty, and that desalAtion follows ?
Now, you understand why It is that such ter-
rible disorders as have described happen.
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GossIPING MALE DEN.--r%elye gossip
ing men will sit down together about d stove
aud like a lot Of dissccting physicians, lay out
and literally pick some absent one to pieces.
One of them will go out, when, just as he
closes the store door, and eleven will proceed
to dissect his private CHARACTER After 4
while another will step out, when the ten
will walk through their former compatriot in
SANDER, leaving his character in about the
same condition as u chap WHO was shot
through bush fence. Another one, perhaps
thinks It time to 80 home, when he, too, will
suon be perforated and traduced by the re-
manning nine. Number eight soon drops of,
when alas for the rarity human charity, If II
Stranger, should drop IN as he left, and take
the vacated chair, he Would soon get up and
leave it, feeling char Ire was ptlguting his
form by occupying the seat lately used by SO
great william Number seven q ss s}ssiSs 'es
they ss,.ay so out togetl!yrae baolf Win iance,
and listen,dt aSiasy ' would lati, cs Of i respec-
fa5lt sNg@ ..sa fr.sn each other, ana fsan.
closely to their respective watches and pocket
books. Number five four and three gets
tired out and start for their homes, when
number two and one have the whole field to
themselves. They are in no manner behind
their former companions in sandcring their
former friends. Finally, as the two remain
ing ones bid each other goodnight, they each
remark to themselves something like this !:
"Well, it's lucky for me that tile rascal
didn't steal my pocket-book." The female
gossip is u dangerous piece Of furniture to
have III the Community, but when we SEQ q
lot Of Oh nafs hens sitting about Rstore stove
suffering from an attack of chinorhorea, we
feel that anything that the average female
gossip might say, would be praises such aS few
deserve, when compared to the venom Of 4
gossiping male hens slander-poisoned tongue.
- WhttehdH Times
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-01-27

The fog was 50 thick in Troy early the 9TH
CT morning that the Times solemnly AYERS one
Gould not distinguish a policeman from a
hitching post across the street, il he didn't
kIo~ that hitching posts neyry suoft.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-01-27

Deal gently with those who stray Draw
back by love and persuasion. A kiss is worth
a thousand kicks. a kind word is more val
liable to the lost than a mine Of gold.