The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-03-17
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When is black dog not black dog' When
he's a greyhound.
Why do girls Ike looking at the moon! Be
cause there is a man in IT.
What ship carries more passengers than the
Great Eastern' Courtship.
Why is watchdog bigger by night than by
dayl Because be is let out at night
Where is It that all women are equally beauti-
full In the dark.
Why is dog biting his tail ike good mana
gerf Because be makes both ends meet.
Why is 8 ship Ike woman Because she is
often tender to "a man OF war often running after
smack often attached to great buoy.
Why is very demure young lady like a steam
pscketl Because she don't mi0d the swels.
Who is your greatest friendi Your nose, be-
cause it viii run for yOu till it drops
Haay we're late for dinner, what would be
do! Take sy.
What relation is the dO0r-nat to the doorstep :
Step farther.
What is it gives cold. cures cold, and pays
the doctors bill A draft
What is ihe best way to kiH antsf Hit your
uncle's wife on the head with hammer
Why is love Ike caaal boat, Because it is
an internal transport
An English writer claims to have met "a great
many American ladies' who were seven feet high"
Why is it impossible for a man to boil bis
father tbOrOugblyl Because be can only be par
boiled.
What words may be pronounced quicker and
shorter By adding syllables to them Quick and
short.
The young man who addressed young lady as
"the priestess Of his soul began Life as clam
Yender
Somebody says that rafie isa fair play. Bat
you must not consider the little dear at the table
fair game.
An exchange says Baruum commands success.
So do great many other men, but their orders
are not Obeyed.
Why is the beIl Of an omnibus Ike mans
conscience? Because ii is an inward check on
the outward man.
Sense shines with double lustre when itisset
il humility An able and yet humble uan is
jewel worth Kingdom William PezH.
Why was Gen. Sherman the most gallant gen
eral II the armyl Because be marched across
The country to Savannah (Save Annsl.
What are those things which, though they ap-
pear twice in every day, and twice in every week,
yet are OOly seen twice in yeari VOwels.
Why was the whale that swallowed Jonah ike |
c uiIkman who has retired on an indePeOdeocei
Because be took great profit out Of the water. |
A Lowell niIl-girl. the other day, said to di-
rector who wished her to consent to reduction 1
Of wages: Before I'd do it, I'd see you and your |
whole graspin' set in To-phi-et puupin' thunder |
At three cents clap
little sx-year-old maiden in Norvieh was
reprinanded BY her father for something, and,
being indignant thereat. went ont and tied Grape 4
On the front door, reuarking, Nov, every oOe
VII wonder, as they 60 bye, who is dead in our
house,
A fiction which is designed to inealcate 90 OBJ
Jet wholly alien to the imagination sins against
The frst Law Of art and if = writer Of fiction mar
roE bis scope to particulars so positive as pole1n
lcal controversy in matters ecclesiastical political
Or moral, his work may or may not be an able
treatise, bat it must be very poor novel.-BEl
rr
Who says angels must be young and splendid
WIN there not be some comforting ones shabby
and tender; whose radiance does not dazzle nor
oeEilderi whose faces are worn, perhaps, while
their stars shine with 4 gentle, tremulous light
more soothing to our aching, earth-bOund hearts
than the glorious radiance Of brighter spiits =
Mss 7zaoEzTgy. |