The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-07-29
PENNS VI HANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNIT2LER.


Unser politics sin alleweil ordlich, Or
rick terhuttled doh in Pennsylvania, un
es dinkt mich de lett wissa net exactly
wellas Os de recht party is, Uf cours ich
bin un bleib aw an Republican, aver is
hut so feel onnery de's nimmy recht gea
wella un sawga Sc hetta i'm sin demo-
krawtish vota des yohr My anetzicher
truvvel is de Fanny, for Sc is roat hase
awfongs, un Sc hut mer geshter widder
g'sawt os wann ich druf insist widders
Republican ticket vota des yohr, don
mawg ich noch dem aw Gus gooka for
mich selwer. Aver wass con ich onner-
shter du? Sc sin mer noch drisich daw-
Ter shuldich uf de forram yarich account,
un wann de demokrawta nj kumma don
gevva Sc mer gor nix. lch muss Dol
amohl Iawr neie hussa hawa, un aw
neie shoe, aver wann ich de demokrawta
joina date don mist ich bawr-teesich gea,
odder shatta for my living, un sell suit
mich net. De Fanny dut g'nunk fer.
deena for sauch ins house, un aw fer era
eagny Header, aver for my keader un
shpending shtamps hob ich mich OILS for
etlich yohr entirely uf de party ferlussa.
Aver now, sidder os de demokrawta
awfongs so shtorrick warra, wella de
head menner fun unser party nimmy
rous kumma NIT de shtamps we Sc OILS
sin, un sell is wass mich boddert alleweil
Forram yohr hen de demokrawta de
lection gwunna un sell is de reason war.
um 81 mer sellY drisich dawler net gevva
hen-se sawga Sc kenna es net aforda
aver wann des yohr widder olles reclt
gate, dino wella Sc mich betzawla-so
sawga Sc anyhow. Aver der weag we's
gookt alleweil, sin de prospects gOr net,
goot, un es dinkt mich unser beshty re-
publicans hetta i'm sin demokrawtish tzu
vota des yohr yusht for mich shpeita-so
dos ich selly drisich dawler net grick.
Forgeshter hob ich amohl NIT m Maj.
Shellaberger g'shwetzt-ar is anes fun de
leading demokrawta, un ich bob IN a
feeler gevva, for proweera Gus fnna eb
era party ebbas du date for anne wann
mer agreea date era ticket vota, aver al
hut gedu oswann Sc netim sin hen ennich
ebbas du nit geld. Ar hut behawpt sell
waer yusht geld week g'shmissa, for es
wera lvver tzwansich daussend onnesty
republicans i'm Shtate de i'm sin hen des
yohr amohl wennich an change maui
cha, un ar behawpt aw dos de demokraT- =
ia all mitnonner GUS turna data desmohl
un close tzu der party shticka, un daw-
rum hetta Sc net i'm sin geld tzu shpenda
for shkallywags un suckers ufkarfa.
Es wunnert mich now yusht We's
kummt dos de lett awfongs so shtuvver-
ich sin? De tzeita sin wennich tuff all
eweil, sell is wohr, aver politics hut nix
mitt sellam subject tzu du. De fact is, de
tzeita w@ra all right wann unser leaders
mer yusht selly drisich dawler gevva
data.
Ich suspect so holwer dos des initiation
un contraction fun currency wennich
ebbas tzu du hut NIT unser horty tzeita,
un der mistake os unser head lett fun der
party maucha is dos Sc goot g'nunk wissa
we tzu contracta, aver net complya NIT
era contracts. For instance, forram yohr
we ich inshpectGr fun der lection war
hen Sc contract NIT meer selwer for a
hunnert republican majority doh uf EN-
Dunnersbarrick, un for seller Job hen Sc
mer $50, fershprocha daWler
hen Sc mer cash doun gevva, aver we'll
olles nix gebot hut hen Sc mer de bal
ance uf der heitech dawg noch net bet
zawit Now wann Sc mich yusht inhata
data init selly dreisich dawler, don w@r ich
goot g'satistied, for d'no kent ich mer
neie mussa un pawr neie shoe kawfa
un het noch wexel g'nunk for mich dri
monat runna in chawduwack un iiggers.
Der Johnny Hornbarger hut mer aw
geshter ebbas gsawt fun a breef os as
grickt hut fun seim shwoger drous in
Ohio. Der Johnny is aw an gooter
Republican, un so is 81 shwoger, aver in
sellam breef sawgt ar dos in Ohio is aw
der deivel lose for de lett game so shtor-
rick for amer Bill Allen dos es sheer gor-
ly net derw@rt is on de lection tzu gea,
un VAIN ar at all gate, sawgt er dut ar
yusht so goot aw der same weag vota,
we'll sell der anetzich weag is for uf der
grose howfa kumma. Un now shwetzt
der Johnny aW wennich coryose, for ar
sawgt ar date so holwer suspecta dos
wann mer an ferennerung fun tzeita
wella missa mer nj gea for an ferenner-
ung fun party.
Der Mordy CRUDE is aw so holwer uf
der fence, un shwetzt os wann ar i'm sin
het close tzu der party shticka bis ON
lection dawg, aver d'no wet ar amohl an
ticket nj du for de demokrawta-ylsht
for a wennich variety. Ar sawgt ar wer
a wenniCh ferhuttled fun weaga denna
greenbacks un Bank nota, awersi greash-
ter truvvel is dos ar kea arwet hut un
con nix ferdeena, un dos ar sich now nix
boddert fun weaga der shtamp question,
un dos are nj gate for ennich ebbas us
yusht amohl unser politics OBJ wexelt.
Ar sawgt de tzeita kenna anyhow net
harter werra os Sc alleweil sin, un wann
es enniche ferennerung gebt muss es
besser werra. So g'shwetz we sell dut
unser party grosser shawda, un es wer
feel besser wann so lett era meiler holta
data.
For pawr dawg huts aw an fuss guvva
tzwisha unser tzwea porra doh uf em
Dunnersbarrick. So feel ich ousfnna
hob kenna hen Sc an dispute g'hot weaga
dem Porra Beecher wo in mistake de
letz frow gebusst hut. Der Porra Weiss
mon behawpS es war letz os mer dem
Beecher so shlechty saucha noch sawgt,
we'll ar an liver GUS shmarter monn is. |
So g'shwetz we Sc ivver ehn hen; sawgt |
ar, date s Effongalium noch gons ruin
ezra. Der Porra Schmidt dehawpt os der |
net besser is os an onnerer mon |
aw, un wann so amer guilty is don set |
mer ehn onna du wo de hund chm net |
bisa kenna, un wann IS EHongalium de
wohret unfair play net shtander con, Ell
DOM conn's Efongalium net feel wert 81. |
Der Porra Weissmon is an gooter Repub-
lican, aver Schmidt is nix os an turn coat J