, 1875-10-03

WIN hhl9es,-one having an eye gou9ed out An
her nose. The hunters took in the sitnotaa eaa {
glance The squaWa had taken it insn tha;
heads to go on = Hilarious old drunk ,h's rs;
terminated in bloody fight, th,t ~ -.
Wagea vigorously until tho tragic .na ns
Ihe dead squaws were buried In <.% s
ho!es as they "ere found. and the a II.
nbled sqraws were taken back to the E,r.s.
Pacific, where thes We1e turned over To tia - ~
ment OF the tribe to which they belonged. rs
| hunters say that one aQuaw does fra:-rats -.
is really indispensable to tho rroaper1ty =; - ~
camp, bnt two or more together are sase to hrns Nv
trouble. At any rate, they have tried ,hs ~
pertinent for the Last timet and are xatiassi
that WOMAN is woman, no matter what hind - :.
skin sho wears. -
] IA TOO GALLANT CONDUCTOR.
Conductor BE aays the Editors Drsv.,;,
HarpeT's Magazine for October)9s alssy. W.,
polite to the ladies. All conductors are po1t. :.
! .suies, particularly so, provided they a.e vonn.
aiiG -.ssoassc: Miss was handed On ho. .
:. the station as cazcful!v ~ *toa saa ~.
"glass-to bs handlad With cars" An extr, 49,.
was turned over on the efs1S5z., ,x..s Of thu ~
| and the conductor took = seat hr ~
slue y: :: -tt.:e agreeable. having met Miss
on the train before. 1--eaantlv. ~ matter. v.-.
going along nicely An old man il i,,a :hlI
] bali threw himself into the seat in front vbiea
the conductor had unlocked and turned ovsr ~.
tho benefit OF the parties more ir1medlatelY coo. On
| cerned- Mr. B. spoke up sharply; "Go .u.r
from here" But the old man tiidn'! 70. Condnr;.'
or says, still more sharply, ''Go away, or IN
make you" But still no 20. while a vacant NJ
voking smile Sat npon the face OF tho intruder
Whereupon Conductor B grasped the Cd fam.
] ar by the nape OF the neck At the same t;sas
the young lady grasped the arm Of shs ccos:e..
arn1~frnfrr Me- n
ia my father" <
Ever since, Conductor Always AXIS yuup,
ladias il they are travelling alone.
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
"Was her death quite sudden7" said oos
doling friend to q bsreaysd widoHar. "Ttn
yes, rather, for her!"
"Did my mustache trouble you?" said Bokhe
to his sweetheart. "No, l only felt litus dom
in the mouth" WAS the answer.
The cressek Of Denison, Texas, reu,rt,,
"see to it that your wife is kissed, md pst.ed
aud careased, even it you have 70 do It yeun
self"
A husband In Massachusetts can't maks up BIZ
mind on the currency question. andso he retuaa
to allow his ulfe any pin-monsy until deci1iaa
can be arrived at.
The Detroit Free Press has heard that 4 ozr
tain woman is writing lecture On "Wom.a1
Duties. and cruelty suggests thai her 6tst dp,y
is to burn the manuscript
i Tennessee girl, riding cn the ca1s, ezuessa
the aiale, kicked 3 young man up agalaat tt
window, and remarked, !" was bfuDg up nsYes
to ALLOW yaller-oyed man to wink At ma"
a Patchogno woman kept hez mouth prisd
open for six hours iu order to cure gum boi,
and she hasn't been able to ehut it eincs. Hef
husband IL believer in special r1oyiaenceA
"You never aaw my hands as dirty u thai"
said mother reproachiully yestorday to haz It,.
tie 8-year-old girl "'C4use l never see yoa
when you was Little girl, " waa the prompt IN.
sVer.
young lady In Minnesota boasts OF h.nns
ten grown-up brothers to watch over hsr; but
NoftstoHn girl prefers to have onlv Gus hrotha
to watch over her-p1ovidsd he is the h1othss Of
sonoc other girl
As the ladies' walked On ths bench NTH
their long hair down because otherwiss III
lakes so long to dry" it was the enfant terrible
who said traamphan:ly, 'Mamnaa leares Il
heTa at the hotel"
The Pittsburg Commercial has the right atn
once in awhile, AZ, for instance: IAN oxchaast
mentions y couple who hare been lovafs ta1
'"VAsJ yVAACf 2dN 0AQ 2tb Ild444E1A ~.
That's why they are 1oEerar stupid"
II lived with him nine49,n years." SAT- "a
Indiana applicant for divorce. "and III ths
:lothiug he ever bought ms NJ. bunch Of hair
bins and u toothbrush" Ic@ can SEQ BY thu
What hard time she lad to keep we'll dtesaed'
The Boston Independent Chronicle for Maul
2, 1898, contained the following maraage-notE&:
At Bedford, on tho 8th irtet., Dir. James I'd
on to the amiable Miss Dolly Glason.
10Th OF chat Place. after ! 1crg ,sod
edlous courtship." Tho paper WAS not oui1
but pretty free, in that chronicle
4 woman, writing from Washington. ssyss
The custom of my own sc1-irteschaoglns
isses whenever they meet-has been 10 mneh
idicu'ed that it is going out OF fashion amars
efned people, and is kept alive in tho rua !:
i5trlcts, where railroad. telegraph, aud ness !;
a7er facilities are unknown" !;
Mrs. MilIiss was asked tho other day how sas !
aanaged to get along 30 nicely with Ar. Ail!s4 /
nd frankly replied "a Oh, I feed him vel 1
Then woman narries, her Happiness tor J:
tile while depends upon the state Of hor bas' /
and's heat; after that. it's pretty much seeos6.
,g to the state OF his stomach"
An elderly lady, who, with her daughter. ha .
1st returned from rather rapid jouEs*! 4
sked. tho other day, il thoy had visited kons. !:
nd she replled IN the negative. La ms! ~
9 did, said her daughter, THAT mas tbs pl1n r
hare We bought the bsi stockings" 4
4 St. Paul mother recently took her ltJess. !.
Ia daughter to = party aa : special fayur-oa i
int she intended the child should "come out Il
n some time yet. That parent was rsthes u i
,nished to find that tho little g:l" knsa I:
early every society man absut town, unds:: i:
Tx like magpie- Il
A ~ 4 -.