The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1875-09-25
HUMOROJIS.

= Every heart knows its own bltters T., as
the old lady sad TO her minister
"A backwoOdsman describing a steamboat
sald, IL has a sawmill on one side a gllstmil
on me 0tner, and backsmi h's shop IN the
middle and down stairs there's a tarnation big
pot boiling ali the while" 0e
Mr.. blllings very philosophically remarks
tnae we IAN AT sheep bee. uze when one Of IL EN-
lea0s the way all the rest follow, however rtdi.
Kills II nav be; ami / suppose the sheep laR
"heH 1hey see us do the very same thing,
"A GLASGOW antiqulTy recently visited Cat.
aract ast e, and asked one of the villagers if
he Knew an, thing OF an old story about the
Dniit,aI,ngr Aye" said the rustic, there was
ahiter anio story, but 1t 1rll down long since "
a man IN Michigan cut Ia go piece out OF
ms leg tLe other day, III der the Impression that
ne ne nau oesn blittn by rattesnake, amt then
mscoSeIed That he had mere y been bitten by
pee meRner feeling man, ON maGing the
State "'
=" Have you GOldsmith's Greece p, was ask
ed OF the cierk IN SO G the olhel day in winch
sod Dc0As anl various niscel aneous articles wee
solu. NO, SAID the lerk rtfectively q" we
splendid hair oil " '0-'0
:, A MASSACHUSETTS man is currying favor with
me Ialr sex Dy tract III which he seeks to
SHOW that there are two heavens one 1or men
ano one Tor women, he latter are to pass III.
10 their heaven without discrimination Dut The
men nre To be slfted before admission
The igncrance OF foreigners Is something
snperD. Duuias has written an American nov.
eI III Wnlcn coon chases couple OF Young
United states lovers up tree and then tiles
TO feJ dowa ly them gnawi ing through the
II. grt "a "a
lal as yearling caf-N. Y. Commercial Id
peTtlSer.
The new cattle distemper in ENGLAND 4.
called " tie foot and mouth disease " Ifhe same
thing has urevaled in this country among
statesmen for years past, Its prlncipai feature,
victim can't open hls mouth wlthont nnttinS
his foot INTO it,-N j. COmnsrciat 1GrsttJSer
Rev. Charles brooks was asked "Iyhst ia
Ine shortest sketch OF human lIlel" He aDswrc
AT ten, child; at twenty, wild,
AT thirty strong II ever.
AT forty, ricf at ttty' wise
At sixlv. gnon ~ 1evern -
A ,,,,,-, !, =. .e', 80 y -
nosiit5n @ % peilS & teIulIed 10 wllto com
p'ato po's,uo1 p upon sone pOrtlOh OF the human boly
avn ,at wiich unes the head OF the body
yenienf 10 have seneci"iI, 20 ,,o .taot ~ CON CON
isisrs n.y. 5n Sspeti'ilS 70 ROSTERS ahu MN
tha iai TO-, @ ~ 'its ouIh ulu crows Mlth lt
tn,r ~, =, !, tiiiuuSn ms u anu then pes
nacks n" 40 P'oto MUM uil can lhlhA ABOUT
NHere ia nm TrIsh ,,artIo,,,,,,, ,,,,...
aon M ceiian ~ - iaian teitieHluil ltttef 10 ms
Tn,, ~ ti,o noi, n.S uehr sNh-l write TO aend
H. a =, a a,,ti ~ Va h ou DlCeVhe' s. tlnt you may
lew sn,,iSs ,yiih @ ni'uo out W lhclu hlso some
cuttlng down so1nS ~ in nus Juss Knit Dy
vnu Iv,o n,,,,I IN ,, ~ ~ lour notnui senus
fUu ,an .mV pOunus without my knowledge, and
haI, a,,a SI ~ iis,S "ot tso ~ Nisey kept DacN
Ia 49, ,u ,,G Hiits & sonu SOu one. your mOther and
ma.saIs "a Ssops SsoI ~ tnat your sister mas got The
nmong ,be ,iri " wS I'm, tiiIh WouII nave spread
slphg anS h ne glris Iom mad not had 10 before,
i,,',, ~ 20 ~ ~ ohlN uno lelt nope you Will do
ana y,,, nv ~ II not YOU are an ass,
naT,St NJ Hip'hei anu my Sei your aueouOnate
-DurinP n cIoas rnce,ins, bo,, .o,,o,,., -
nj, o. nv ~ ~, s Sl,ss IN e,ing held several years
yiIo,o' pv ,a, ~ n1uisl 4 bIel'eIh ui southern
Cd hlV,iIVl Junes went among the color
nm Dld ~ ~, ~ ~ ~ oohHIeghlon tlndlng there
Sod an The iLYivu9 SiLt doi ms ellueaNOrs To serve
no'hi ny salu W ell bIOther Dlck I'm glad to