The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-23
THRIFT. HORATIO. THRIFT"

barren literature of the country. which CLAIM
SO little Of the wholesome kind, is likely to
still more impoverished by contribute
dactualde, as our French confreres define IL
embodiment OF current events. On dit, aft
y the grand humanitarian gallimanfry of plal
Y tation literature dished up by the botchin
cook, Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe, in the bac
!, room of certain, not to be found, old negl
! quarters, that she is disposed again to don he
malkin gear and, entering the literary kitchen
prepare an additional dose of her peculis
Yankee literary cooking.
On dit, that Mrs. q Harriet" the feminin
gender of that lusty and lustful masculine
Master Harry. i'll obedience Of the great phys
biological fact that blood is thicker than water
turning her eyes to Horace's donaesticu tacto
and, peering into the secrets of home ant
hearth, is about, it may be, to wiring some O
them from under the veil which a sensua
hypocrisy has for years woven into the very
warp Of religion and morality. It is said
though We vouch for neither the fact nor its
truth, that in yirtuous Indignation, intended
no doubt to assert the immaculateness
of Northern morals, contrasted with the
imputed looseness Of ours, the dear,
truthful old woman contemplates favor
| ing the world with home novel
less lying, in ingenious distortions, than is
''Uncle Toms Cabin" In this foreshadowed
etfusion Of the loving mind of this negro-lov-
ing old crone, we would, with the respect due
to anlllty, ask her, as mere question of moral
aesthetics, not to forget to paint, in contrast of
st. :" Uncle Tom" Of the Louisiana Cabin, st.
: Brother Henry Of the Brooklyn Church.
We would ask her not to omit the strongly dis
tinctive lines which separate her negro
g lncle, with his cheaply lent moraties,
from her white "Brother, who, by virtue of
prostituted pulpit, debauches the Word of
God and makes it an instrument of ruin to
weak, foolish, credulous Mormon wives, out
side OF Utah Territory, and in abridgement of
Brigham loung's spiritual Jurisdictions. We
would ask her, who has so delightfully."- de-
picted the morals of Plantation-L louisiana, to |
enter the holiness Of Church Brooklyn, if not
the equally sanctifed home of "Brother
ouch of festive young Henry, playing old
Harry with widow, wife and maid, the Hours
If brother Henry's' Plymouth Church Ma
comedian Paradise.
AS these words are written we feel and sor-
owfully feel, that they may be impertinent.
We feel, and sorrowfully feel, for good
Brother Beecher, the grand champion of
negrodom the grand sermonizer
wicked sinners the grand moralist of S
lymouth Church-that in regard of his case /
lere are dlssenslons even in the camp of c
gramant, and that Herminia and Bradada- s
ante-tierce she-warriors- at swords a
pint. The war OF petticoats, sisterly pe.tfE1 5
,ats, is a-baze. Between sister Stow, and a
ster Hooker the whole thing outside of the y
'urt is on the rampage. Sister Stowe, with p
foFai admiration, closes her eyes-if they do
It actually gloat-on the erotic peccadilloes
81 noble brother Henry : while sister Ii
ooker, IN her rigid Puritanism very Cerbe- II
5 We beg pardon for the confusion of sex, II
r Cerberus Is dog-a very Cerberus of fe- II
ale virtue, protests against those peccadil- Ia
rs, and knows no better way of protesting 81
ainst the evangelical corruptions and priest IA
lewdness of brother than that of calling pl
that mobile brother Henry" to leave a ne
lpit which he has profaned. Ia
History affords many examples of female
oral heroism. Few higher tributes to the H
'ralities Of life do we know than this of
ing sister, who finds it in her heart to
'tpone the dearer affections of kin to the
7ader law OF God Sister Hooker. in the rc
of threatening "noble brother Henry Ca
t unless he void the pulpit, which he has
graced, she will ascend its steps and drive
4 from the church, was scarcely aware that
brings back to the mind Of the thinker
terrible Witch of Endor, in terrible
5edy, summoning Saul to vacate throne. ~,
king with the Jolly, the wickeduess and "a.
1t Of a sordid life p
IT, saclT"gp rey'n,c sce,di ht,rH Soqio.
Dor' hHi sclltiio. al di&0a0r di Din.
IN, sactlleglous worm down from the seat.
eIeto, for Gods dishonor, thou hast crawled
here IS on the whole, little to concern us a..
the fescinine matters now developing in
eous details in the courts of BROOKLYN. o
merely intended TO refer to q reported
k of the author of " Uncle Toms Cabin " -
which, should she publish we
e she may publish under the title of
rother Henry Seraglio in Brooklyn, as
pendant to her former dirty works.
5 to the essence OF the question, whatever
say of jury may be whatever of shame
disgrace to Northern society and North w
morality it may cloak under a divided
lict, Henry Ward Beecher, the politico q -
'ious Boanerges, who for years Numbered Offer
mnies against the South, of which he
y no more than he knows Of priestly holi-
and female virtue Henry Ward Beecher y
eloquent preacher of evangelical prostitu- S'''
5 to weak and enthusiastic women. must -"
eforth live under the "seven-sold calan ppr
which has no name calamity.