The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-12-25
CREAM OUR EXCHANGES.

CREAM or OUR EXCHANGES.
w. find The following monstrous statement i
tue Hoopsestown CAronfcle:
packages Of fve-dollai greenbacks bearing tn
signature Of the now u. 8. Treasurer, John
New. John attempts 70 ape Frank Spinner j
his heiroglyphics, but fails miserably, as an
man not totally blind can decirher News sig. .
4 once. ~
What Knocks us sll Of heap In the abov
IS the cool. matter Of fact way in which hi
country editor, who probably don't see ten do
lar greenback once u month, talks about re
oeiying a large number Of packages of five dolla
greenbacksn Git out!
Our exchanges of the Bourbon persuasion
seem to have overlooked the fact that the out
going Bourbon Treasurer Of Madison county lef
abruptly before his term expired leaving Thu
county several thousand dollars out of pocket
Joliet Sun.
Gone To meet the 50 defsulting republican
county treasurers, with the state treasurer al
their head, in Iowa.
there is said to be man ut Harper's Ferry
; whose name Is Samuel T. 8. J. B. v. M. B. Case
u is strange that fellow will lutilate the al.
phabet in this way when nobody flinders him
rom taking the whole of il.
Who can help admiring the spirit Of this De
tToit woman II is Of such stuff your great he
roes and martyrs are made, These ere they
who
cam smile at Satans rage
And face frcwning world"
A Detroit woman who was turned out Of her
louse for non ymcnt of rent went out in good
style, putting on silks and jewelry, aud having
her hair frizzed in extra style for the occasion.
It was rumored in Washington last week that
Ben Butler was dead and just as people had got
ready to weep II transpred that the ruInor was
untrue. The weeping went right on, however
as II something had happened.-Di1oa San.
The centennial year was evidently foreseen
and provided for in arragng the eternal order
and fitness Of things. How otherwise could it
have happened that the year should have been
stretched out 10 $40 days and have 5S sundays'
You cant always depend on Kansas flour. A
loaf Of bred passed into the Leavenworth jail
lately, contained two files, knife, bottle OF
acid and a roll OF money.
No surro undng circumstances can prevent
the average Tennessee editor from taking in the
aesthetics OF the situation. This is what re!ig-
ious paper Of that state says Of a newly convert.
Cd lady; Her matchless and and perfect figure
was n model, and never showed 10 SO much ad-
vantage as when she knelt for baptism"
A train Of cars on a Florida railroad passed a
nan on horseback, and there was great hur.
rawng among the passengers until they dscov-
cred that the mule was tied to the fence.
The Gibson Courier find Il grea. satisfaction
TO announce that Gibson is to have a Cemetery" "
A few frst-class funerals now would doubtless
be good thing both for the new cemetery and
the town.
A suit has been brought against Pt;oburgher
FOR throwing bucketful Of cold water on a wo.
nan. Damages to the amount OF 5000 are
claimed, the lady maintaining that the copious
sprinkle resulted in her protracted illness. IT.
was certsiAly damper way 70 treat her.
The Centennial will carry with IL high mo.
raj teaching" say the Philadelphia papers. This
refers, OF course, 70 the Thousand. pound chunk
OF birthstone 10 be exhibited by Nevada.
A snake has been found in ireland at last A
Ualtinglass gardener discovered the reptile-al
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sad for 81 Patrick
The case ia improyed for n. Patrick ,v the ex.
rlanation TIA, the snake was In IN. gardeners
boots.
-r.,o.,,,,,, ,. A. n,
Of Chatsworth determined on suicide she tied
one end Of rome around IN. he'd nos, the other
about her neck and iurnped on, Of a second
story window She wa taken down on hour az |
forwards northumberland
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marry Red Cloud the indian chief she can,,
ret aSt. Louis man and wants something else
man man. Cf'cagoan.-S. LOUIS Repuo''can. II Is
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