The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-03-25
How 1t W0rks-CiviI Rights Among
the Local f"roletariats.
From the Nashville Banner

Having interviewed tue leSai ClSnlIarlcs
on the probable effect and possible conciu-
sion OF the cvil-rights legislation, our re-
porter determined to breeze around among
the commercial classes and take the bearings
Of the situation through their specacleS ana
from their standpoint. Accordingly be ralded
the bccr-cclar OF Hans Won Deiderlch. After
disposipg of "Einse" beer, and having
another chalk mark recorded against him in
the score behind the shutters, the following
colloquy ensued:
Reporter: Well, Hans, what do you
think of the civil.rights bill, and how does it
stiect your business
Hans "Ceevil rides? und peczeness
Veil, it vas dot same oldt shdory Of dot ever.
lasting neeger in dot vod-plc. But so long
vot dot ncegcr don't make some troubles NIT
dot beer houses, because dot neeger don't
consider dot bis rides yo' in das beer already,
veil, den don't care pretty much apout dot.
But Offer dot Deeger cOmb'd already here
from DOT beer too many dimes, and dot make
der Wilde PEBBLES so way from dot beer
houses, und loose so goot many customers;
den I bacd YOU two toIler und half boost
dot 1ruddpr und nan from dose premises NIT
some ice picker behind his pack, und don't
vote dot Rebupican licked next elcgSions.
bacd. Dot ceeviI rides peezeDess NIT beer
dot vas played oud. How Vas high from aot'
Yah: cS 'st aus gespieH.
The reporter next dropped in upon Mons.
Gustave D'Aubine, at bis restaurant, corner
Cross and Thirty.sccond street, and he said:
"Well. Gustaye, hon goes the shop on the
civl.rIgh;s agonyi"
Gustsyc: "Sacre! tam rascaille Congress.
ji,t Ia "a
Zc Alricaine, he don't leef in re European
plan. 1t eez not ~ quail on ze toast be
hkco-not re oystairc AL Normaudie-not &c
ti'lct-ze ragout--ze poisson, non. He
do not care for I'm dozen on ze
balf-shtlI, wild biscuit gIace and
Chateau Lsf'te. non. He care for no.
stag in re worldt but re hamaneggs -Ze
tam amb!rr-Ze tr-r-r.ipe, sacrc and De cold
pig foot. Tam re uiggir, he can buy such
tiDgs like dat at re railroad deT0:-or re
street corra;re, we're he effer buy hes tam
cold piss. Vat Z" hell icy pass so many laws
like dat! keep nc more restaurant. l sell
out. NV cuslomar Zay hOldt Zarc nose and
run away, and zen | have black custOmair-
one, two, tree week, but nobody but black,
Sacrc! zlt don't pay. | go from here TO
morrow certanelncDt. l 20 to ze Black
Hill. C'cst un comedie, Monsieur Banner;
la fricaSsee Afrtcame!"
The reporter next encountered Mr.. Pat.
rick Mahoney. Mr.. Mahoney is proprietor
of hack and pair of rheumatic c1ay-hanks.
Reporter: "Wcll, Pat, how's business
since the civil-rights bill passed."
z. Mahoney: BAD luck to the jackasse>
that passed that bill anyho,o. Diyil a wan O.
them know what they'll DO wild their rites
now they have them"
Reporter a." But yours is public con-
yeyance, Pat, and you wouldn't surely re-
fuse to ride coored citizen in your
coupe?'
Pat Mahoncy-" hone! Wouldn't l
thoay Jis thry that on me lad, and We'll
see about that moity quick, dye mind. Put
ii DaGur into moi hack and it'll be the dlvils
Dan dhriye Pll be taken 'lm. Oy, but
wouldn't dhriye NE whole team, nlgur an
all, into the back-wa'hers, taken moty good
care to fhasten the door OF the vayheichle
pretty fhast before liver | dhrovein? Begad
I'd do that same, an bed to swim DOT wild
out me team, an let 'Mishter Nagur take his
rights out in the wather. That's that Id do
wild 'im."
Reporter next dropped in upon Pomp
HoneSlrapper, colored barber and hair
dresser.
$50 you don't believe in the ciyi-risbts
act, Pomp," remarked The reporter lis the
ebony knight Of the ruzo 9arr0tcd him with
a calico bib and began dabbing on the llthcr.
romp: No, sub. Don'ttakc none of dat
in dis shop, Boss, suah's you born. What l
gwEe do wild niger customers! Niggar
got no bar TO spar, no how: den what lie want
TO shave Tor in White folks barber-shUp! He
got uufin' but wool on his cocoanut, an
mighty little Of dat; den what he want
to shampoo for: It's for devilment.
T'other day widemouth niger sailed
in yeah and said he want to shave.
say. look yeah, niger, you sec dat
brogan? see dat number thirteen bug
mssher? Well, now, you jess lite
outen yeah, and ID quick. Ei-et.ef.el
you don't send dat after you. You bet dat
darky lit out. OATS q mighty sarchin foot
when it gifts started, and | practice wild it
agiu sack O wheat bran, banging in de
back yard. six times day jess to git ready
for civiI.rights niggers who come heah for to
git shaved. OATS way Ishaves 'em. Shoe!
Better keep mighty fur away from dis shop.
tell you. Bresb, heah." And with that
Mr. Honestrapper shook out his calico bib
with an emphatic snap, and dozen shop.
boys, with OminouS reverence for that pro-
prietory brogan, banded dozen anli-ciyi.
rights brushes around that quarter quite
lively. 49,.
A man in Virginia, Nevada, got into treu.
hie rnnautlv NV imitatinu Columbus'S pay nj