The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-08-27
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Monogram gravestones are coming in
fashion. iisA --5A ,l.s
There is horrid rumor OF the restoration
of crinoline. Ea& #
Girls usually like the man most who will
suit her best.
Even embroidered silk stockings won't
make up for wart ON the nose.
There is one block in Detroit without
female gossip. 1t is o vacant block.
A sweetheart is called turtle dove, SO
coquette must be mock-turtle dove.
The new London drink, "stout and bit
ter" is called "mother-in-Iaw for short.
It is remarked that the more girls are
pinned back the more forward shey seem.
An Ohio man ran mile in six minutes
the other day. So did his wife. She was
after Kim
Queen Victoria doesn't wear any iewelry
except 100000 worth of diamonds, and
she's Queen Of a great country.
Charles Warren Stoddard has been visit
ing the grave of Juliet, though good
many just as nice girls as she have died
since nearer home.
It is not right to affirm that Idaho women
would rather attend q bear-fght than go to
church, but we must all admit that
bear-fght offers superior chances to bet
and win. ..-.....
A Western editor insists that he wrote
the word "trosseau" as plain as pIkestaf
in connection with some bridal presents.
The printer, however, vulgarly put it
"trousers." ....--.... ....s.s esaf-a8 a.al 5.r
Anna Dickinson owns right up that no
woman can be romantic riding ON an OK
sled, or digniied while climbing a rail
fence, and now there's another dispute
forever settled. 05 a f-
On question of street improvement in
st. Louis, where all property owners were
allowed to vote, the women turned out as
if it were wedding, and took to the bal
lot box like duck to the water. t' '4s
A woman, ninety years old, at the Hos
pital of Incurables in Paris, has "cut"
a complete fourth set Of teeth the third
set having appeared at the age of sixty
three, and the second at forty-seven.
The young ladies of sandusky will go
out sailing if asked to, bnt they just know
their business. They tie bags Of shot to
their feet SO as to drown in decent style if
the boat upsets. Detroit Press. ..-......
A Paris correspondent states that a
French woman considers it a privilege or
bit of good fortune, to get husband, even
when he amounts to very little. She is
almost willing beforehand to support him
wholly Or in part for the sake of being
madame
A woman in Tuscumbia, Alabama, swal-
lowed her fourth set of false teeth the
other day. and her husband says she may
"gum it" the rest of her life as best she
can. She tries to sass back, but her ex-
pletives are not distinctly spoken.
A sister of Ex-Governor Senter, of Ten
nessee, apparently died, and was about to
be buried, when she returned to life. Wbca
asked to describe her sensations, she said
she had been with her father long dead, all
the time, and repeated conversations she
had had with him.
Woman's revenge-if she dies for it. AS
the bride got out of the carriage she caught
her veil and tore it, and the bridegroom
was ill-natured about IL. Then when the
functionary said, twill you have this man.
she said "No," and that was the end of
that marriage.
A woman dressed in mems S clothes visited
a variety show in Washington and was ar
rested. The policeman who made the
arrest is a married man with several daugh-
ters, and the moment he saw that woman
draw her foot up under her and sit on it,
he penetrated her disguise. .-MiIod~kee
Sentinel -..s..l.f
A South Boston lady was recently inter
rogated by benedict as to why she did
not get married. She replied: / prefer
to be an old maid" He said he did not
believe it, as he felt sure she envled his
wife. ''Oh, no! that would be breaking
the commandments--Thou shalt not coyet
thy neighbor's ass" The subject dropped.
Yesterday when a woman stepped aboard
a Michigan avenue car the driver started
up and caused her to sit down on the floor
instead Of the seat. "I'm very sorry,
madam" he said, as he checked mp. 6" Yes,
it's an occasion when sympathy makes one
feel good" she replied, as she got mp, .'but
believe I'll break this parasol over your
head for luck!" And she walloped him
until there wasn't anything left to strike
with.--Detroit Frse Press.
A citizen is making desperate effort to
think why terriers were ever created. He
has been led into this train of thought by
an unhappy circumstance that occurred the
other day. A young lady, arrayed in all
the frills, fittings aud fnrbelows of fashion,
came to call at his house. The watchful
cur dashed out, threatening to give her a
savagereception, and his master exasperated
by such conduct, marched ont with bloody
determination and dedicated his whole
ingenuity and strength to. o kick at the
| animal. The result demonstrated the frail-
ty of human hopes. His by no means
Lilliputian boot struck the lady on the shin,
instead, and brought her down in a sud den
heap. The horrifed man Of the misguided
| limb knelt tenderly over her, and preparing
| to examine the injuries, was repulsed by
the sereech. Go T'MaYl You amt a doc