Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1875-10-14
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DbAAAb ENfA4 II JilDosiNASGNs
Helens wants to give ArkanEa5 toe
next governor.
A multiplication Of 'ifs" is the great
lesson in ufe's successful problems.
Kansas City, Missouri, has a greeu.
back club. 50 have high waymen.
In autumn aud LOUc'S Belief c0nsti-
tute the lea1ing patent newspaper pOetry.
The ohio campaign" is no longer in
teresting-the State couldn't pay her Old Biu'
The Union railroad depot at Kansas
city is 20 cost two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars.
Benjamin H Holmes, cne Of The
Jublee singers, who went TO Europe, died at
Nash vile last week.
1t is rumOred that the grRsshoppers
out west ate all the tramps who went there.
The reverse is probable.
Carl Schurz thinks Wendell Phillips
the Boston economist, an awful example. SO
do some people in Ohio.
A brace OF policemen is necessary to
prevent Nashville school children mobbing
chcuses TO see the elephant.
Pulaski county, Arkansas, has only
nine candidates for governor, but there are
eleven districts yet TO hear from.
Owing to the large number Of de7th
notices, the New YORK Herald publishes It's
obituaries in alphabetical order.
The Pine Bluff ARK Press has come
10 the conclusion that there Is no gratitude in
politics. Are there any politics in gratitude9
An Arkansas exchange excuses its
IamentabIe silence upon a very important
subject in order TO await authentic iuiOrma~
tion.n
d. mortuis nil nisi 5On,snl is now the
motto of Robert Dale owen, and proves con-
clusively that he has been in the insane
asylum,
XGyi,a4 n uovso Of or.uritv Ialope rSts-
zens fee! in the possession of forty-five hum
dred-doilar fire-engine and no water in their
cisteTns.
The recorder # Kansas City, Missouri,
recently charged Jim Butler eight dollars and
quarter or making sausage meat of poor
Wonan'S pet dog.
According to the Nashville american,
"the North Carolina constitutional conven-
lion pas ed seve al important ordinances be-
fore # adjourned"
The carcass of a dog vas the cause of
the Clarendon ark Age censUring the mar
snal OF that town. Even dead dogs cause dis
tUrbBnces sometimes.
The Radical maj lrities in Ohio were
due TO the opposition Of the Chattanooga
Times ana Shelbyville Commercial to the
Democratic financial platform.
The Fort Smith ARK Herald and
the Cincinnati Star are quarre!!ing about con-
viets. criminals and Danbury women, all OF
which is both Interesting and Instructive.
The Nashville american has discOv-
cred "a well known young man who whiles
his leisure hours away by knitting" tine
tooth may also be used by that indt'
Yidual.
New York has an association for inn
proving the condition of the poor The con-
dition OF many wealthy men of that city
might be improved without causing mischief
TO tue country.
The Helena (Ark.) World informs us
that "boarders are Kept in all the dwelling
houses about the city" That must be good
place for boarders, but they ought to be let
out of the houses occasionally.
Helena (Ark.) Mail: We congrstulate
Mr. and Mrs. Trask upon the eight-and-a half
pounder which called upon them yesterday.
The Republican party has been strengthened, g,
but not by a voTer-she isn't one of that kind.
The LouiSidRiGn, Of New Orleans, q
rank Radical hand-bill, says the address OF
Judge ]. L. q. PiLlins to the old Wings Of
there are no Wings now, and the argument Is
mOoHshlne.
Under the head Of Independent
Items, T." the Kansas City CNlo) Times publishes
the "corn-shucklng season" centennial
IL ought TO include "camp-meetings" and
"pln-Back dresses.
A few days ago the Louisville (KyD
IgdJer thought Democratic victory was
needed in Ohio 20 give encouragement TO the
]
mistaken, for the Mississippi d Democracy s
fully aroused to the Importance OF its own
victory.
Colonel J. NJ. q. Parker, the New o.
leans postmaster, gained nine pounds during
a summer visit TO MS home in Massachusetts
saws the LOllisidntdn. Now can't Ames, Howe,
and the rest of the demoraliZed Mississippi
Radicals go east and do likewise, by staying
there henceforth.
The Austin Texas Statesman, in a
fit OF complimentary gush, says: "Dallas
would ole of inanimatiOn, its trade would de-
cay, its whisky shops be jtm.iammed its busy
streets grass grown, were ii not for the vtgOr-
ous press OF the city" The question now is,
how would thai Statesman do without the
! vigorous dram-shops of its own town.
The Kansas City (Mo.) Times, in
! commenting upon the English and the
American women, says that British poet
| spoke as follows concerning the fair sex
without your hopes, without your fears,
Without the home that plighted love endears,
| Without the smile from partial beauty won,
| on what were nam A world without sun
| Without her there Certainly would be no more
sons.
Railroad general passenger and ticket
apen : are outdOne by the king OF Burmab
| who has the following titles prehHed rt0
I himself: "His great, glorious and most excel
OF Thunaparanta and Tampadlna and all the
1 uubrel a. bearing chiefs OF the eastern coun-
I try, the king of the rising sun, lord Of the
| celestial elephants, master OF many white ele'
phants, the great chief Of righteousness, king
of Burmah."
! The New York Tribune says that
! rl,o,,;as HaVi9nt, a wealthy French trades
| man has pr6 .sably left the most marka6ie
! viii on record. Among number OF singular
bequests was one ll sidleI ~ by boS
| or men The rider of the winning pig was tC
| have prize of four hundred dollars, on con