The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-07-07
variety.

a uEloe1 Ereech-Nes
Mer q ieuers-Postmen.
P-o5T is better ihan decision.
Eouisa su-or-An aching tooth.
A chdd of the sea-A harbor buoy.
A ba6 dsbi-I'he owlHg Of a grudge.
A distant relstion-Your Ant-Ipodes.
Ecououy ss the best chair Of old age.
A uauG- uf lEr-The assessment list
Naieralzsd spirits-Frozen wbiskey.
A uselul ihiag ia The long run-Breath.
The less mea think, The more they talk.
The key to 81 uncertain gait Whis-key.
The minister 10 the in3eriur-The mouth.
Ba-bs-s SAY that baid-headed men dye easy.
Preferred creditors are those who do not dun.
When Is a boat like snow' When she is
Ha-ih-
EThas part o. speech is kissing A eo1junc-
tiou.
The frsi lesson IN druving-Drawing your
b-satt.
Digestive o7rEa-g-iB5ers-StOmach and liver
p.Ils
Al asairO o. The beurs-Tbe circulation Of the
blood
A mar sticks al nothing when be tries to stab
a rhasi-
The cause Of woman suiFAge-Soarcity of hus-
ban5s
The new bou1sts are OF CHIP. bat not Of the
OLD BLOCK
Tvbzs .s lie form Of an escaped parot9 A
Polvgous.
Domestic cuscaziDes-Wives who blow Up their
hustua5s
Every household has its aorObats-The pitcher
and sumbIer-
To b1ns sturkey-Take it when the pOul-
tEer iE n0t looking
Balupg lisraatiFe-Coatinual brakes or con-
siuun- szaasbss.
A 5us Is quickly managed. I, Only takes two
sso1uis 10 urrHuFe It,
In c1lEug ths flowers Of poetry, no one should
ms Celss Bryant
wtT Is q hotel ghost ike an excise-nanl
Besauss iss % inn spectre
H0F 10 make good puhs-SeBd the publisher
Eitv osuis a line for them
A good tEiior sPonres his cloths, and bis Gus
t1ugn sometimes sponge him.
The s1utiual who dId not sleep on his watch
hB5 isit !. 81 tbe pswn-hroSers.
WV ane Jokes Ike nuisf Because the dryer
ahsT are tbe better they crack.
Tou uurF weirh an eel with scales, because
they hurs ao scales you know
When boys stand on their heads they appear
20 oocurT false position il the world.
The fuuueili pressure is looseuiug. Even the
drvF u-s uoi 50 short IS they were.
Phal.8aipiih papers assert that all men OF
uauz wi risi The centennial celebration.
a gussr ol6 chnp has niclnamed BIS daughter
Eiss-r. because she loves company.
Be temperate N your Diet oar first parents
az themselves on of house and home.
T7-bul Is IL Ehich has a mouth and never speaks,
and bee and never sleepss A river.
Bsria-iu West said the kiss Of his mother
us5s hia q painter. Her slipper made him 3
Eoo5 boz.
Il 5rassuzks-'s EFlp-eutioe speaks Of Der cross
s-sS lors- g. ne fellow whose looks are cut bias.
Ms Haziarion says that on Thanksgiving
a-ys sbe ulows Ike . al himself to his utmost
-lraEiE
Anuauur gentlemen. says an old lady, is
rsssv roo5 dsso-5psiou Of certain class Of young
mHns
cuMs AZ thiars that are sometimes taken
E-0- the piul1us Of one goose to spread the Opin-
ions O. uaotbsr-
Tds -ozs01 Wy PsTs0s are 50 FAR bebiDd-hand
IN sts ru--ct Of ciriIEafiOa. Is because they are
is5 pso7ls
Al uusaouesr once advertised lot Of chairs
wiial be sai5, had been used By school children
Eiibosi basks'
A-siscial 5utter-usking has never proved a /
E1oosz- TIE 6ishe1lty lies in putIing IN the /
hli-s &c thEi they lock natural.
Four tO5Eies' down = mans throat on
col5 S1v xoaf ~E-n q man half SO much as q /
sinris hss punch on The nose.
.Au there any fools IN this town 2 asked
E;-zars- 0f q 8svsbOy. I don't know replied
ths boy Wy, Ere EOu lonesome
The ha-5ssi thing 70 hold IN this world is an
ua-u,T tourus- Il beats bot smoothing iron
and a ksskirr horss considerably.
A ysuuz ulau IL the country announces that
be VII GIVE chr0uo 70 the young lsdy who will
ilks Inn i0r better Or for worse
LET Is Pauss Al the grave Of Webster said a
Tsrm0rt iscsursr. Too cold shouted man
u ths uudisaos, and no pause was made.
Nm RHrdngsO5. reading Of the strike Of the
wirs arswsu. remarked All. me, what new
iEzEisS lhi1es g0ut they wear next p
A vzE, bsiug asked who was the inventor Of
huiiar s-Hmps replied that It was probably Cad
ms q be t.si irOaEhi letters into Greece.