The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1875-07-08
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= What is it that poor man has and rich
man wants Nothing.
= If you ask the average man what time it
is, six seconds after lie has restored his watch
to his pocket, he cannot tell you.
- The man who goes about with flower on
his coat may be all right, but it is we'll for even
the smartest of us to be cautious.
- It's astonishing, says the New Orleans
Bulletin, to see how little there is of some Ia
dies in these days of contracted skirts.
- The lead in lead pencils is not lead at all,
though it is called black lead. The weight, if
nothing else, tells you that. 1t is a mineral,
called graphite-from the Greek word to write
and is more nearly related to coal than lead
A man in Vermont, who had gun which
scattered shot badly, saw an advertisement IN
city paper offering to send information of
mothod of preventing such scattering for fifty
cents. He forwarded the money, and received
the instruction 'to put in only one shot"
- "There~ exclaims the indignant Boston
wife as she fetches her husband, who had been
talking his centennial apple,jack too strong or
too frequent, a resonant whack on the head
with chair rocker, "I'll raise Bunker Hill
monument on you that you'll rememberp'
At least nine out of every ten persons
place their umbrellas in an improper position
for drainage after use in a shower. The han
die should be turned down, when the water
will run off without injury otherwise it will
run down to the top, damaging the cloth and
the wire which hold the ribs together.
- The Postmaster General has issued the
following order: "It is ordered that the fee
for registering letter, mailed at any postoffice
with the United States addressed to any other
postofice in the United States, or to a foreign
country, be fixed, on and after July !, 1876, at
the uniform rate of ten cents, in addition to
the regular postage, to be fully prepaid by post.
age stamps affixed to such letter and cancelled
at the mailing Office"
A Southern clergyman has lately pub
lished some of his "recollectionss," which in
cluded the following anecdote of the war: 81
once heard visionary criticise the slow move
ments of the Confederacy in its conduct of the
war. He broached plan of his own, by
which, without possibility of failure, an army
could be marched right through the North,
and scrape up all the money in Philadelphia,
New York, and Boston, and come back by sea,
bringing the spoils in safety to Wilmington.
He mentioned, with an air of consummate tri-
umph, that he had disclosed the plan to Gen.
Lee, and that the General was forced to con-
fess land have no doubt that he did it with
imperturbable gravity that such an idea would
never have occurred to him."
- Mr.. James Campbell, the chief steward
at Vassar College, says that the young ladies
at the College are given to eating confectionery
between meals, and considers that the use OF
candies in that manner is certainly hurtful to
them, but the appetite for it seems to be fixed,
and therefore he attempts to meet the situation
by putting fine candies upon the table. Candy
eating by girls between meals is, in his opinion,
fully as bad habit as cigar smoking by young
men. The extravaganza of it is also to be de-
plored. One lady pupil in the College uses it
to an extreme and not long ago, she had a
package of candy sent to her from New York,
the bill for which amounted to $40. If one
young lady hands it around freely, another
thinks she must, too, and then there is no end
to the outlay of money for it.