St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-06-04
Squibs.

Most any woman can sit down grace
fully III Il street ear. but not one in
can dcsceud from the back
end of Il buggy when the horse is run
ming away without feeling that she's
going To overdo the thing.
One of our editors dashed ont ON the
Islander question using the quotation
Mind YOUR own glass windows" His
smile was gha>tlN when il ran through
the whole issue, "Mind your own grass
widows"
This j. the season nt the wear when
the N"m:in of the huus, comes ont OF
the back door with Il jump and throws
homes. old p"tat"cs. aud turnips at the
chickens III the lettuce bed.
The Postmaster General has issued
an order modifying postal regulations
10y striking ont thIt pant prov idng that
II" subscription I" new SpaInr ioI less
Than tire" months should he con >drred
regular subscriptions within the mean
in% of the law. The effect of this or
der Il to allow newspaper offices to send
paprl~ I" subscribers AT IryuIar rates.
whether i"l one wcrk "t three months.
three months have had To pa\ transient
rates.
Mark Twain sent to line great hast.
ball match al Hartford. Tuesday. and
lost his umbrella, for which he adNer-
ti>rd III yesterdays pLprr>. H. follows:
TU" hundred and Five Dollars Re
ward. At the great base ball match,
un Tuesday, while was engaged in
hnrrahlng. Il small boy walked off with
an EngIi-h-madc brown silk mhrclla.
belonging To me, and forgot To bring VI
back. will pay five dollars for the
r"tun "t that umbrella. in good condi-
ti"h t0 nay house. on Pennington ave
nrir. ii" not want the hoy lin an
active stated bat will pay two hundred
dollars for his remains.
SAM FL l.. CLEMENS.
"RAEIrl or \ TRUE GENrLEMAN-
Perhaps 4 gentleman is Il rarrr specimen
than some nt us think tor Which of
i> can point cat many such III his circle;
men whose aims are generous. whose
truth Is constant. and not only constant
III H. kind but elevated i'll its degree
Nhr>c want ut meannc>s makes them
simple: who can look the world honest
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her. aud last year he married the widow
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I hr"sSc- street boy l. playing hop scotch
. on the walk and his mother comes to
: the door and asks HIM I" split some
. N""i' ne irpIl'> lllal hc VIII he along
b, IA just one minute. AZ the end of ten
l minutes She opens the door and says
e "WiIAum. want that wood
- lin coming right away. he replies,
. aud then goes on hopping mere ana