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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Der Nlaeen n BITE srpee gDerffdte bes 85rpprs. Rss
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bsr Wasen unb aneerr Oerbauunssprsane natlaAen. ibp
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saf* stnenb sana Srf&sestnz Natar ans. gDir utanea
hasGxtu tefpneses .'
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Ssrft9ti-Dos G4te edwebtjd
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Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
SHED His Castor Into the Undiscoy-
cred: Country.

New YonN, SEPT. 29.-Nsd.
O'Baldwiu, the Irish giant, uied This
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
!. POLITICAL.
--
The Republican State Con-
yenti0n in the Old
Bay State.
Vice President Wilson makes
a Hard Money Speech.
The Irish Giant vsnquished at
A Chapter of Fatal Accidents.
Massachusetts Politics.

NEW York, Sept. 90 9-Moreester,
Mass, dispatches announce that Vie
President Wilson will be permanent
chairman Of the republican convention
to day, and indications point to the
nomination of Charles Francis Adams
as the candidate for governor, and the
denomination Of Lieut.. Gov. Knight.
WORCESTER, Mass, Sept. 29.-Thc
republican state convention met this
morning, and was called to order by
w. w. Clapp, Of the Boston Journal,
chairman Of the state committee. fhc
usual committees were appointed.
Hon. Henry Wilson was chosen pres
ident. On taking the chair, Wilson
made hard money aud political re-
form speech. He said in the stress Of
war, when creditors and armies were
unpaid, the government issued its
promises to pay, and made then. legal
tenders. When that enactment was
made, the government III good faith
intended that these notes should be
redeemed in gold or in interest bear.
ing bonds; but ten years have passed
aud these promises to pay still remain
unfulfilled. Grecnbacks have indeed
largely deprecated, and we are proud
of the nation in the markets Of the
world. We do not aud we canllot as
Americans take epride in the singular
fact that stray note from an un;
known bank in one OF the British
provinces can lie sold in State street
for premium Of more than II per
cent. over one Of our legal tender
notes, with all the wealth OF forty
millions Of people behind it. The
plighted faith Of the nation; the hon.
or of the government; the enduring
interests OF ths people -of tic ricl
and poor, Of capital and L.bor-al
demand that the governments, -hyy- ssisa
aud prudent Legislation and admins
tration, should at the earlies prac,i
cable period, make its notes equal t'
and convertible into gold.
\ The first ballot for candidate 70
governor resulted: Rice, 39S; Lor
ing, 35S.; Adams, 23G.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
In a Bad Shape.

ALBANY, Sept. 29.-The Jaeger
Iron Co., whose blast works, etc, cost
1861 900, is found in such condition
as to produce fe.rs that the stock
holders have lost nearly their entire
investments. The heaviest creditors
are the Pennsylvania coal companies,
and they are secured by mortgage on
the property. An investigation Of
the affairs Of the company is now go.
ing on.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
tive stock Market.

CHICAGO, Sept. 90.
Estimated receipts, 10000; irrcg-
nlas active and higher; ,grasser: 81 s0t9
so5; common ,a choice light, SS.100s.30; (;
common losood heavy, IS 250fs.oo com:
mon to choice Philndelphins, $S7i@9.75.
CWTbE Receipts. 1000; good grades
common.dull oXtra graded
steers. SG2jGn1 15 chUice bccvcs, S5.5001
6;GO; medium to good, s. 3 3 2 2aoetr5 80 9;;-eem.
il1t,ra eeG.3 .
through TEXANS, s2o0W30n.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
Centennial Funds.

New York, Sept. ss9.-liNGoy.
sBigelow reports the centennial coilcc-
tions OF This city 10 date a, a qna'lel
of million dollars.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29

Secretary Delano has resigned the
Interior Portfolio, TO take effect Octo-
Der 1st-next Friday. The Presiden,
has accepted the resignation. No
successor named yeti
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
7--7I1-----------------
FOREIGN.
Damaging Floods in Ireland.

LONDON, Sept. 29.-Thc damage
done to crops by floods is reported to
be enormous in Langford, Kerry and
Tipperary, in Ireland. At Cork the
floods have subsidized, but it is believ-
ed several persons were drowned.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
Dismissed.

New YoRk, Sept. so-Capt. Henry
Burden, of the 18th police district,
tried before the police commissioners
on chargcsof official corruption. was
dismissed by y unanimous vote. A
number OF police were dismissed on
similar charges. These dismissals
were brought about by the rccen,
legislation investigativc.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
New York.

New YoRK; Sept, 90
WnEAT-ic better and rather quiet; No.
2 Chicago, old, $l.22@l25; No. 3, SllO
@116; No. milwaukee,, Sl.21@l2s; No.
spring, $1.34@l.37; sound new and 6ld
winter red western, Sl.lsWl.4l,
RYE-Quiet.
ConN-lc better and fair demand; Steam
western mixed, G9Qy7Oc sail do 7lc; hlgl,
mixed and yellow, 7leg72c.
BARLEY-Quiet,,
OATs-A shade tirmer; new mixed and
whitc,a 46f855c,
PoKK-Heavy, at S22 90.
LARD-Heayy, at 12sio1l3l &C.
WnlskY-Sl 1913. .s
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
NlllW auker

MILWAUKEE, Sept. 2!l.
WnEAr -1011 &c higher and steady; No.
., S11sl, for cash; Sl.loi,o Oct; No. >,
Sl0l.
CoRN-Frm, at 5si ,c
OATs-Flrm AT 39i &c.
RYE-Stcady, AT i.c.
BAKLEY-Film, n, Si.26 :
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
Chicago.

Chicago.
CHICAGO, Sept. 20
WnEAT-Wcak aud easier; TlO9a1 for
cash $lOs for Oct; $l.v7ll for Nov.
CoRN-stcad;'; 55;5cior sept 5ll1acfpr
oArs-Stcady;; 36c for cash; $500 .tur
sept. 3215cfor October.
RYE-73@7 1870 for cash.
BARLEY-$l.lO tor-caslr; S104 for Oct
Ponk-Panicky and lower; $2l s5i lor
cash; $2l.75 for October.
LARD-Sleady, at *l327.
WI'lsKy-Nomlhally lower, at 81 Is
/
81. Louis:
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
CASUALTIES.
Death by Rail and Flood Rev. Dr..
zProteaus Drowned.

J.
ClSclSSArr, Sept. a9.-Thc Peoria
express OH the Hamilton 4 Dayton
Road, which left here att O'Clock last
evening, was run into by freight
traina lIamilton,tO demolislling the
sleeping car. John Schular WIS kill
ed, and three others fatally injured.
Further advices from the railroad
accident at Hamilton state that the
only persons injured were three Young
mcn--.John Schnlar, Andy Wortz and
Henry Delner-who were stealing u
ride on the platform OF the sleeping
car. When the freight train struck
lit, Worrz. was killed instantly; John
Schular nicd shortly after. Dencr is
still living, bu, no hopes OF his rccov-
cry.
GLEScovE, l.. l., Sept. !9.-I..st
night a boat containing Rev. DIR. Geo.
III. 4Proteus, late pastor OF All Souls
schurch;--Bfeeslyn,- n,--.cmis- Beajamin
and three other gentlemen, capsized.
The two former were drowned.
seRHt- Canada, Sept % pas
|,sengcr.train on the Richmond, Drum.
mond & Ar,habasco II. II. ran oil the
track six miles cas-, Of this place last
tnight. len persons were killed and
l3 badly wounded j, is said that !.
rail was placed across the track hy
some malicious person.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
The Guibord Case.

MONTREAL, Sept. 29.-ln the Gn;
bord case the grand jury, sal'rr
cngtl,y-tlelabefations, yesterday found
no bill agnl,,s, ID person, accuse, ul
participation III the cemetery riots.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
ST. LoCls.

Sr. LoIls, Sept. 20.
Hoes Receipts, 1.500; strong and &C
tive shippers, 81 2aoii1 80 /; bacon, 1000
! so; butchers, $s.5OtasS6O.
Yankton daily press and Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1875-1875, 1875-09-29
Reprimanded and Dismissed.

LONDON The court mariial in the
matter Of the sinking Of the Van
Guard have reprimanded Capt. Hawk
ins, Of ,ha, vessel, aud dismissed him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-10-20
SWEETHEART, GOODBYE.

Sweetheart, good-byel Our varied day
is closing into twilight gray.
And up from bare. bleak WASTES of sea-
The stcrm-wind rises mournfully;
A mystic prescience, strange and drear,
Doth haunt the shuddering twilight air;
II fills the earth, it chills the sky
Sweetheart, goodbye.
Sweetheart goodbye, Our joys are past,
And night with silence comes at last
Old things must end-yea even love-
Nor know We if reborn above.
The heart-blooms Of our earthly prime
Shall bloom beyond those bounds Of time,
"Ah death alone is sure" We cry
Sweetheart good-bysl
Sweetheart. good-byel Through mist and tear
Pass the pale phantoms of our years,
Once bright with spring. or subtly strong
When summers noontide thrilled with song;
Now wan. wild-eyed, foriornly bowed,
Each rayless as an autumn cloud
Fa ding on dull September's sky
Sweetheart, goodbye
Sweetheart, good-byel The vapors rolld
Across yon distant darkening void,
Are types Of what our world doth know
OF tenderest loves of long ago;
And thus when all is done and said
Our life lived out, our passions dead,
What can their wavering record be
But tinted mists Of memory?
Oh clasp and kiss me ere We die
Sweetheart, goodbye
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-10-20

The business of making people laugh
is no joke. Punsters and wits, whose
specially it is to set the table in roar,
are generally, when off duty, o chop
fallen tribe. Writers who produce
largely in the humorous style, are, in
at least three cases out of five, gloomy
and taciturn. Comic actors, as a class,
have always been notorious for their
melancholy bearing behind the scenes.
Liston, the comedian, the expression of
whose face, even in repOse, was SO
ludicrOus that it provoked shouts of
laughter, was one of the most confirmed
hypOchondriacs of his day; and Will
liams, for years the leading representa-
tive of broad farce in America, used to
cry like whipped schOOlboy whenever
anything went wrong with him. When
Dominique, the French comedian, was
convulsing all Paris with his drolleries,
a physician of that city was one day
visited by q le-lO0king man,
who asked what he should do to get rid
of hOrrid desire to commit suicide
which continually haunted him. "Go
and see Dominique" said the doctor.
"Alas !" replied the unfortunate wretch,
81 am Dominique Forced humor Is
indeed q sorry business. There is a
reactionary principle in human nature
which renders depression the inevitable
consequent of over strained merriment.
The philosophy of all this is, that al.
though wit and humor are cheerful
faculties when suffered to develop
themselves spontaneously, they are
quite the reverse when compelled to
drudge. In fact, no one faculty can be
overworked except at the expense OF
all the others. To keep the body in 9
healthy, vigorous, elastic condition, all
its attributes must be properly exer-
cised. 1t is the same with the mind.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-10-20
Odd Pleas.

Brougham defending a rogue charged
with stealing pair of boots, unable to
gainsay his clients guilt, demurred to
his conviction because the articles ap-
propriated were half-boOts. and half
boots were no more boots than a half
guinea was a guinea, or half loaf a
whole one. The objection was over
ruled by Lord Estgrove, who, with be-
fitting solemDity. said: 81 am Of opin-
ion that boot is nomen generate COM
pretending half-boot; the distinction
is half-boot and half a boot; the moon
is always the moon, although some
times she Is half NOON" Had Broug-
ham proved the boots to be odd ones,
his man would probably have come of
as triumphantly as a tramp tried at
Warwick for stealing four live fowls.
The fowls had been ''lifted' i'm STAFF
fordshire; still the indictment was de-
clared good, it being held that a man
committed a felony in every county
through which he carried stolen prop
erty; but when it came out in evidence
that the fowls were dead when the thiei
was taken, he was at once set free, on
the ground that he could not be charged
with stealing four live fowls in War.
wickshire.-AH the Year Round.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-10-20
Electricity and Life.

Electricity about which so little is
really known, the wonderful pOssibili-
ties of which have scarcely begun to be
developed-has been lifted, by scientific
investigation, high above the region of
charlatanism and placed upon the list
of positive remedial agents. Why the
electrical current, when passed from
the nerve-centres along the various
branches, is competent to reduce irrita-
ton and allay pain, We can only con-
lecture. The fact exists, however, and
the sufferer is more nearly interested in
the fact than in the cause. No pheno-
mena are more closely investigated than
the electrical and none are the subjects
of wider discussion. The question. sis
Electricity Life 20 has been answered
affirmatively by many of the leading
scientific minds of Europe; and the re-
searches of the most eminent electricians
substantiate the fact that a current, pre-
cisely akin to that generated by the de-
composition of metals, exists in our
muscles and nerves; and further, that
i'm disease this electrical force is essen
tally diminished. The unavoidable con-
clusion from this state Of things is,
therefore, that electricity is not only
life, but life at its best; life, vigorous
and unimpaired; and that this energetic,
vigorous life, can only be maintained
by supplying whatever of electrical
force has been displaced or exhausted by
incorrect habits of life, by exposure or
exhaustion. The one problem to be
solved is this: Shall this subtle fluid,
so potent for good if wisely employed,
be applied through the poles of the
battery, as an electrical ''shock," So
called, or shall We seek the benefit de-
sired, through the continuous current,
by wearing upon the portion to be
revitalized such combination of metals
as shall insure a constant though mild
electrical action? The truth is, each
method has its specific place-a fact well
understood by many medical men. Thai
the simple fOrm-the primary, induced
not by the positive decomposition OF
metals, but rather moist eontact-pos-
sesses certain advantages, We are con-
vinced; that it is safe in unskilful hand'
is fact established. The advantage:
rest i'm the fact that the current never
ceases so long as the appliance is worn
and therefore that the result is cumula.
tive rather than interrupted and spas
modic and that no unpleasant sensations
attend its use.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-10-20
L~ve.Making in Portugal.

In his "Travels in Portugal Mr..
John Latouche says: "An American
gentleman of my acquaintance told me
that he had never passed two Portu-
guese in conversation without hearing
out of two words spoken, testdo or rapd-
riga-finance or love. There are not
even fashions for them to think about !;
Young men and old men dress alike,
but the Younger ones wear exceeding
tight boots, and "when they take their
walks abroad" it is obvious that they do
so in considerable discomfort. The
young men, however, have one occupa-
ton more important even than wearing
tight boots, and which almost, in fact,
goes with it,-that of making the very
mildest form Of love known among
men. The, process, indeed, is carried
on i'm so PlatOnic a manner, and with
so much proper feeling, that doubt If
even the strictest English gOverness
would find anything in it to object to.
The young gentlemen pay their address
ses by simply standing in front Of the
house occupied by the object of their
affections, while the young person in
question looks down apprOvingly from
an upper window, and there the matter
en1S They are not within speaking
distance and have to content them
selves with expressive glances and
dumb show. for il would be thought
bigblv unbecoming for the Young lady
to allow INLET DOM to fiutter down into
the street while tbe laws of gravita-
tion stand in the way of the upper
FIGHT Of sncb a document-unweighted
at least with a stone. and this, of course
mioht risk giving the Young lady a
blact eve or breaking her fathers
w;ndow.napes. So the lovers there re-
main often for bours- feeling no doubt.
verv bannv but looking unutterably
foolish These silent coartships some
times continue for yery long periods
before the lover can ask the fatal oues-
tion or the Iadv return the final answer.
+ heard a story of one such protracted
conrtship which an ingenious novelist
miObt easily work into a pretty ro-
NANCE. About forty or fifty wears ago,
before the sunnres:ion of converts I'm
Portnoaj a vonno lady was engaged TO
he marr;ed For some reason or other
the marr;age did not come off and the
g;r, was nlaced in a nunnery at Oporto.
Soop after came the abolition of con-