The Arizona sentinel., 1875-12-25
MISCELLANY.

True affection grows stronger as it grows older. The same may be said of an egg.
 A woman who weighs seven hundred and fifty pounds is win tering in Chicago.
 It is not the correct thing for a gentleman to wink at a lady. It is always the lady's place to wink first.
 Three fourths of the woman of Boston dare not sneeZe with their mouths open, owing to their lna- biIity to hold on to their teeth.
 The man who is curious to see how the world could get along without him can find out by stick ing cambric needle in a mill pond, and then withdrawing it and looking at the hole.
 The conviets of the New Jersey State Penitentiary have nutinied because they could not have three meals a day They should have thought of this before they went into training for the penitentiary.
 An awful fate has overtaken a Texas lawyer. The Bonham En- terprise says: Joe Dupres made his first speech on Tuesday, assist ing Captain Sims in the prosecu- tiOn of Alex. Rogers. The jury sentenced him to be hanged.
 The priests of Montreal cursed Guihord's grave from the heavens to the earth's circumference, and from the circumference to the center of the globa. On what authority they thus damned the Creators atmosphere and his soil Is not stated.
 Fame is what we are all after. An Oswego man sought it by eat ing one hundred and ten clans at one sitting, but his digestive or gans weren't in good condition, and no one but the angels will see him do it again.
 He was smoking cigar on a elr where there were ladies. A lady took out her purse, got ten cents and handed it to the smoker. "What's this for ?" said he. "It's to buy you @ good cigar when you smoke in the presence of ladies'" He threw the cigar out of the window, the scrip in the lady's lap. jerked the strap, and jumped out.
 Cla0riU0ri tells ofa negro named Domingo in one of the French colo nies, who, speaking of the advant- ages of the Christian religion, said: "There was a time when 1 knew nothing of God or the devil, but now 1 know and love them both."
 "And now, Mrs. Sullivan," said the counsel, twill you be kind enough to tell the jury whether your husband was in the habit of striking you with impunity?' "Wid what, sir?" "With impuni ty." "He wuZ, sir, now and thin; but he sthruck me oftener wid his fisht."
 A Norwich, Conn.,, man has a black and tan dog which he began 10 tie up on Sundays. few weeks ago. It worked well for time, but now the dog leaves home re. gularly every Saturday night, and goes to friends house on the other side of the city, returning again Monday morning.
 Among the curiosities to be ex' hibited at the Centennial will be an immense cheese, for the manu' fracture of which preparations are now being made in Western Ohio It is expected to weigh about twenty nine thousand pounds, ol nearly fifteen tons, the costs O which is estimated at twenty eight thousand dollars.
 A man, thirty years of age, { plate-layer on the Settle and Car lisle Railway, in England, hung himself on a post in public dry ing ground at Carlisle the othe morning. Before doing so h' wrote with piece of chalk on { neipl. boring wall the fOllOWins message: ''I take the pleasure o riting these few lines if it will b. warning to all young men, anC rever live with a mother-in-laW Now I end my miserable life"
 An Atlanta youth, says the Con stitation, gotten up in the lates style, left West End car an' tripped across to house where little boy was sitting on the iron step whiting with new BarloN Lnifa The hoy looked uD an