The Osceola times., 1875-05-22
A eddiug Tour.

newly married. Dom were young
aud both were yerdani, having
been raised in the wilds OF Western
N.rgiala, neither OF them had ever
be" fly niles from home. They
hal heard of railways, steamboats,
locomotives aud hotpis, but h,
never experienced the comforts ot
the aiore mentioned institutions
Jeems ahd L,ze had determined oi
thls, the most important event in
tnrlr lives, to visit the city and see
the world, particularly that portion
o. II known az P.rkersburg. No
wonder that they were amused and
delighted, when the locomotive
stcamIng aud snorling, with the
beautiful crimson cars following il,
came Ia sight.
'rno-c our trunks! ? said the
baggage master.
'"ell, sorter calculate thsm's
EN-, sad Jeems
The lrumks, "a spotted halr trunk
and very UId-lashloned yalise,
were soon III the baggage-car, iCt
lowed 10y LIE and Jerms.
III be darned If railroads amt
II tine 'hlng, SAID Jeem-, seating
himself on his luggage, and careful
" holding up the coat OF his tight
wasted biue, adorned with splendid
metal buttons, out OF the dust.
LIzc, sil here by me-
Come out OF that, said the bag
gage master, YOU are IN the wrong
car.
'rhc hell | am! Dye 'spose |
don't know wnat lm about:
ID, se Is my rrals, ana ! caicu
iale TO say war thcy ar. Keep
quiet Lizc, w-'ve got 10 fight our
way through The word anyhow
ana il that Chap with the cap Oh
Wants anything, I'm his man.
Don't want amy oi yer Iooiin round
me-
Here the captain in,erpo>ed and
= p.alned matters, insomnch thai
} trm~ consented "a ,eavc bis traps
uud .oiion the captain. W hat war
gir dcIlght wien lac surveyed the
ma,,h ,,hinrSure vi lue first CLASS pan
niger car INTO when he was usn-
cred. HIS Imagination had meyer
90 as widest h'sht-, pictured any
''hnS hai so Sorg Gus. lie Wa.
arou-ri rom tbs c",; mplal'on OF
| "1 ,r,.dur af'und ann Jy Ia,
.hl,rh -. the llnn morse.
'JeNiiiIkIn, ~ hat ~ the ihun
e, 10 aai vAciuiiI,d Jrrm..
'Ihat : ils ,urse u ,eInns when
| Ev, puhcn uIIii IA the r,bs " i'm "A
II .h.rk To max, INN go along,
-a'd II sleepy individual just bohlnd
| u!m.
:. ook here ,tang"r, saId Jeems,
i know YOU TIN X I'm darned
uol 49, maybe | IN bul there's one
,hing | know, ANA that L. Inls, thai
ou II get Nuar mouth broke II gu
Ion keep II .aul. | d,n', say
muci Jusl at that moment they
una Ihemss YES Ia EgyplIan
| d"rkhess, ahu there War ii scream
am 81 equal TO that OF engine
rom Llzr, as she threw her arms
round tnc neck oi Jecms.
i knew u. ,Xc,aini.d the sleepy
nuivrduh, ~. are ali lost, every
mother, sol OF us. We can pre-.
pare 10 make he acYuHlntance oi
he uid man in black who tends
.ue big tire dow u below.
oh, Lord, } ems what will be-
come o, US? | ielt eKeery abou,
-eltlns OH 'he ouIlandish ihlng al
,us..'
Keep qule Lie hollerin wont
do ahy good now. b! you know
any p,ayer nOw's the Time to say
II tor buih % us.
whats tn, matter here said the
astuui~hed rouduct, +, coming up
as the tram emerged once more IN
20 he light.
It as JUS what I'd like to
In ", saIu } ems, when he SAW
/. zc and himself we're still alive.
We've Just passed through Ea
tons tunnel replied our polite
captain 'how lar are you going.
~ II, reckon well stop Al
Parkcr>burg
Show your '.cfet> q 80" please
artsrnly, LiEe yoG'vc get ~olnc
with YOU. Lot th,s gent look al
en-
LIZ drew \ piec" oi white pa
per f IN her ret cule, AID vita %
smlic .anlrd it To our friend, tno
captain, who read:
The pieasur" Of your company
/, i,,espec!luly solicited, etc.
What's tnis 2 said the captain.
why, that's one of the tickets to
our weJdin' that's what you asked
for. b.int NJ said the what
surprised jeems. =,
.tIaw, whuw. whaw " was the