The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-06-30

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Always ready to take fair view of
things-A conductor. 5ta saver
Diligence commands success" But
success doesn't always obey.
= Wild animals generally live we'll,
but Bruin makes bear living.
Most people are like eggs-Too full
of themselves to hold anything else.
Boys make the best kites from fly
paper, or with newspapers about to so
up.
"A man has a rare opportunity for a
dinner when his meat Is not we'll
cooked. , =,
Talking men. are useful; but the
men who keep their mouths shut reap
the benefit. So.
The furnace of affection is often the
the soul from the dross of pride and
sensuality. s,
In deciding questions Of truth and
duty, remember that the wrong side
has crafty and powerful advocate in
your own heart.
At a Quakertown., Bucks county.
Pa, spelling-bee,. irreconcilable was
spelled "earwreckonsileabil." The
speller still lives.
A landlord, having let all his houses
but one, was asked if that inlet house
was his last. Eyes; last, but not
leased" was his reply. 81
While some school boys in Little
ton, N. H., were playing ball recently,
ball batted by one of them struck a
swallow in the air and brought it
down as suddenly as if hit by a bullet.
Mrs. Elizabeth Manuel, native of
North Carolina, and now a resident Of
Tennessee. is 110A years old. Her
youngest child died of old age some
time ago.-Exchange.
A poem by Jean lngeIow, of .incal-
culable length, will appear in rHar-
per's Magazine sometime within a few
months. Our readers may rely upon
being warned in time. s
Jake" said rather seedy-looking
negro to friend, ''hev you got black
weskit to spare for few da;s?"
sWhat for, Abe?" s'Oh, LOST my
aunt Betsey a few days ago, and [
want to take short mourn.
The World says Judge Nelson will
go to Saratoga when the trial is over
summer after next, probably; and
by the time he gets there he will be
glad of anything as nasty as sulphur
water. to take the horrid taste out of
his mouth. =.
A sweet poetess says: THAT kisses
on her brow are the richest jewels her
soul aspires to wear" If she is as
pretty as her sentiments, we'll agree
to Keep her forehead supplied with
diadems the year round. osi.
A young butcher, who was counting
a girl with matrimonial intentions,
asked hersif she could make lard.
She replied she could try" His
proposal. was not interlarded with I'M
necessary words, and her answer ''ren-
ders" a wedding. en-
Lorenzo Day having married Miss
Martha Week, a local paper COM
ments
"a Day is m ade, a Week is lost, aa
But Time should not complain
There1l soon be little Days enough +
To make the Week again.
The editor Of. the Carlyle Constitu-
ton attended the funeral of subscri-
Der recently, and placed on the coffin
a palm leaf fan, linen coat and a
Thermometers, and everybody under
stood at glance that the dear DEPART
ed was four years behind on his SUBJ
scription. @ 80. 8
Queen Victoria was Sc last week,
and in few days will have been
Queen Of England for SO years. longer
than any other sovereign in Europe.
The day is celebrated throughout the
United Kingdom ard the Dominion,
and by Englishmen generally, in this
and other countries. 1ea
Mr.. Trott is still looking around
for the Lieutenant Governor of
Michigan with a shotgun. He steps
out like man who means business.
His wife demonstrates constantly, but
he says: . 'Tain't no use talking to
me, Mrs. Trott; [ amt one of your
Sir Marmaduke musers, l amt"
A Western editor appeals to his de-
linquent subscribers by saying: This
week we have taken in potatoes and
pickles on subscription. Now. if you
will bring in some vinegar for the
pickles and some wood to roast the
potatoes, we can live till artichokes
get big enough to dig" 4a4
It is a high, solemn, almost awful
thought for every individual, that his
earthly influence, which has had a
commencement. here, will never,
through all ages, were he the very
meanest of us all, have an end.-Car-
lyle.
IF thou desire the love Of God and
man, be humble; for the proud heart,
as it loves none but itself, SO it is be-
loved of none but itself; the voice of
humility is Gods music. and the si-
lence of humility is Gods rhetoric.
Humility enforces where neither vir-
tue nor strength can prevail.-Quarles.
A man of piety may be lodged in
the rudest cottage, and his occupation
may be only to sweep the street. yet
let him go sweep street, that, through
the honest and dligent doing of his
duty. God is glorifed, and men are
led to speak and think better of relig-
| ion, and he forms a link between earth
and heaven. .s.
We ought to think. much more Of
walking in the right path than of
reaching our end We should desire
virtue more than success. If by one
wrong deed we could accomplish the
liberation of millions, andin no other
way, we ought to feel that this good,
! for which, perhaps, we had prayed
| with an agony of desire, was denied
us by God, but was reserved for other
times and other hands.