The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1875-05-11
BY JULIAN A. sELBY

eighteen months ago she mysteri-
ously disappeared from the gaze of
the pnblic eye, and no woman in all
this broad land. whether the rail-
road trains ran regularly or not,
has been heard to- say "d-n it,
since. There ayepeople who sup
pcse tha5 she revoiEs at the IDEA OF
becoming party to the Beecher-
Tilten can-can, and that her en-
treme modesty has compelled her
to take to the woods. 80 f
A lugubrious looking individual,
approaching musician, asked him
in earnest and melancholy tones,
friend, do you know mans chief
endp The innocent fiddler cheer
fully replied: 'tNo, sir; but if you1l
whistle It I'll play it."
f'Time softens all things, except
the youngman who parts his hair
in the middle and whistles on the
street cars. Nothing can make him
any softer than he is.
Why is q compositor like Grip
pel2 Because he can't get on with
out1a stick. eaesrr ,5,
IA Memphis paper defines adver-
tising TO- be q t'bGster which draws
trade" Il, sa%4 Z. iv sfi o...tf
What worlds always pronounced
wrong, even by the best of scholars?
Wrong 10 rsfg ~ hr-.~ ;o.
What ID it that has q T., mouth and
never speaks, and q bed and never
sleeps? A. river pciva'c 81
Order is heavens 5 first law, and
it has never been repealed.
To make q tab man short-try
toborrow five dollars Of him.
Speaking. Of the round round world,
much can, be said on both sides, !.
Self-mads men are very apt to
worship their maker.
y mdsician and a sailor should
always know how to sound the G.
Atths municipal election held, yester-
day. Rt Texrs Hants, Indiana, the, Demo.
crats elected their Mayor by 8s6 ma
Johty.S. pfie ri -, ftt ~ tat q.
Thel0oyernor of Connecticut, in his
inangurat address, yesterday, condemns
the Federal intefferen6e in Louisiana.
Mrs. sG1nual j. Bradford died sudden.
" In Sumter, few days ago. hr. J. III.
Pike, OF the same County, ls also dead.
tsGfeat, talkess Are commonly 1;ara ~
And we know ~ some Who are uncom.
mon lfaYN, iSif-i- y. 7,-iy 3, i1I.t9sb = :
4 4 g s!c,s i 4. ssyya .has tho words
first and last words,
The 'love, honor, and obey" busi-
nese has broken out everywhere With
simultaneous muohness. asnoAf b.,
No realise Louis man leaves less than
two widows when he dies, and they gen
orally live in the-city. too.
When an Indian from the Black Hills
kllis himself, he is said to have commit
ted Siou1icide.
II wish I was a pudding, mam--ay
"Whyr cause I should have such lots
Of sugar put into me-"
Mrs. Hannah Morgan, wife of BENTLEY
D. Hasell, Esq, Of New York, died on
It is said that buffalo gnats killed over
400 head Of stock in two days in Fayette
County, Tenn, recently.
The County Of Meath, Ireland, has re-
turned Nh. Parnell, Home Rule cham
pion, 70 Parliament. ~ I
Men sometimes think they hate fat
tery, but they only hate the manner of
it.
tits no UNCOMMON thing for hot words
to produces. coldness. .4..r',,;,
NJ. Joseph Lauhon, died at Ridgeway,
ON the 10th. f' 6i..- .n
Ohio Is ths largest cheese State in tho
Uaion.f I.4l( 1l II Lln 49,, ;. - :
ATermoht gentleman hos recovered
$500 for being hanged III ehagy: t:1E
a gopth Boston newspaper-carrierl
mAtes' his daily rounds on q yelocipede.
Tho population Of Charlotte, N. c.. l.
believed to be aboEt 9,5O0.; ~, r.,I. Il
James ROpes wse AccidAntally drowned
nesa aphn's 1slaad fssSy., on1the 6th. 4
Saseto produce short crops.-tke bar.
bees sheafs! y y s<,Tf aIi3 1t> ,f,l1'-7'1 Z.
>. AdePraved punstsr says he shall smoke |
II Aeohews too. II Gts 4 rsT.yiI g.4r.
.hsis as sssts + @sss $iss i .Aa!n,ay people pay
=, Living oA szcisaneat Il very expansive
.~0flu.c ~ atRt4,- c~,T,t4 yf,. IN .l
a run on 'ths bank of aowers'' will |
soon ses N. .fs ~ g(ltslts ,GifpI |
Ypiligsuee eomnsads success. /, But
suecess does not always obey. lig5 ~ /