Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1875-07-05

are dangerous plAytLing. They were
not purchased Of any one in this town.
Joe Evans. an eccentric, wide-awake |
fellow, Eith whom everybody in south |
ern Orleans Is acquainted. takes great
delight in being jOked on account Of his |
complexion. which Is not noted for white
ness. In fact he Is IS dark As the eii-
tor Of the NONITOE or the Express. and
nearly q black as Chase Of the CmoH.
Some time since, Joe was at work in
neighboTing village, when an itinezns
phrenOlOgist put in an appearance. and
offered to display his skill in the science
BY examining such heads IS should be
presented After few experiments. it
was suggested that Joe Be sent for. The
examination promised amusement for
such as should witness it If the phre-
nologist could read character BY the
dumps" be could make out 4 story that
I would be pleasing; on the other hand.
II Joe undertook to examine the phre-
nOlOgist. still more laughable scene
might ensue. joe Was brought in. and
having been hard AZ work. on bot DAY.
was in bis shirt sleeves and 50 dressed
IS not to indicate his consequence his
hair Is naturally curly. and bis con-
plexion Of such = cast As to suggest to =
stranger that he might have slipped over
Mins0n's and DixOn's line previous to
+ Lineoln's Emancipation Proclamation.
The PhrenolOgist went through with his
examination. making some good hits in
relation 10 character and ELECTED some
applause. but be reserved his advice to
the subject until be Rad finished the ex-
animation, when be turned TO Joe and
eon6dentially remarked to him that he
must return South, for he was not heal
thy enough to stand this northern eli
mate His advice was overheard. and
= louder burst Of laughter never came
from small audience. than that pro
duoei by the last remark Of the aston
ished phrenologist- Joe has never heard
the last Of not being able TO stand this
northern climate"
n
John Almond has = Gov from which
be made IS pounds Of butter. during the
month q June. besides furnishing milk
for family OF four persons
Farmers complain that grass Is very
light though late and growing rapidly.
Meadow moving fields are generally
looking we'll
BROFNLNGTOS
Fireworks at the village. this ere
ming. July 9Th
Grange meeting next Saturday, az
- o'clock. All are invited to attend.
COTEETRT
The sudden death Of Mr.. Abel "
Fairbrother. week before last. shoul,
impress upon every ore the importzna
{ q greater care Of the human system
Mr.. F4irb70ther, after working in II
hot sun and getting bis body in heat
81 eondition- went into > eool cellar :.
put up load Of potatoes. The chang
; Of temperature was g sudden and ;.
great that prostTztion ehsuei and dealt
followed in short tine Such sud6el
changes Of condition ought always 70 .
Z avoided especially during the heat Q
sumner Drinking iee-Ezter Is YER
common but dangerous practice an.
should never, in cur judgment. Be in
dulCed The publisher Of this psEe
: has occasion 70 remember its fatal etc,
one bot day in the sumner Of ISL
Better by far drink water that has stoo
in the sun an hour. The thread q III
Is brittle indeed and sometimes > sligh
4 violation Of the laws q health Is suz
eient 70 snap II asunder.-PTHler.
VEST CLOVER.
o. Phillips. the expert fsheru.
caught two eels in tie Parker pond. e2e
I measuring nearly four feet
= Mr.. Wn- Carr Is stopping about ton
for few weeks. after completing b
: course in Dartmouth College.
M Martin has expended eonsider
q be money and made : complete job
: renodeling the old pail factory into
z dEelliug-h0use-
= GREENSBORO
j. At meeting Of the Presbyterian :
re cieiy. last Wednesday. it vas decide
Dot 70 settle With Rev. Mr.. Reed, VI
X has been laboring here for fs~ mont
to past -. .- .-.
y There Is sone prospect that DaT
sy Simpson viii get new hearing IN I
Is liquor case We hope be viii, and
TO be does ne predict different verdict
Is N. l. SpaHord has another nediei
Dc for the eurrzot bush Eorn thai be I
tired with perfect success for the L
Is six years. Ii Is thus: Take l-kits b
; lebore. one OF tEo pounds, according
'n the amount Of bushes 70 Be sprinkle
nd put il into tn can IN which nz
rs snail holes have been made. attach {
tor can 70 : handle and IN the norniI
Ire while the dew Is ca the bushes. shz
zee the can over the bushes. letting the I
en- lebore - in snail quantities. On
in parts q the bush. The hellebore Is
ON rank pois9n 70 the worn and Is q =
IN destruction for then