Middletown transcript., 1875-12-04
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A New Orleshs goat esaan play euehr.e
and seven-up-
English railways paid IA per cent
tpfofit last year, .., - -. @
A Louisville bride wore $50, ,O00
worth of diamonds,
The library Of Congress. Washing
ton, has 1900 bound volumes of news
/ papers. ~ e 2as 7,ts.-l ,
This years crop Of apples in Miehi-
gan surpasses anything ever produced
there before 179isH stiai
Va There are eleven different patent
garters, but it is hard to distinguish
one kind from another across the street.
Fifteen thousand eight hundred al d
seventy-ive servivors Of the war OF
1912 are on the pension list.
A Brooklyn young man of observa-
Non mentions that girls who wear
7 striped stockings prefer Z, kick the
gate open.
He who commences with certainty
will end With doubts, bat be who is
content to begin with doubts, may end
with certainty
None are more to be pitied than
those who. have the means of crafty
ing their desires before they have
learned to govern them.
A pair of dwarfs, brother and sister,
aged Is and I9 years respectively, are
On exhibition 10 Paris. Their combin-
ed weight is "a pounds.
The man who will abandon friend
for an error knows but little Of human
character, apd shows that his heart is
as cold as his judgement is weak.
Blessed be the hand that prepares
pleasure for child, for there is no
saying when and where it may bloom
forth.
1t is in the nature Of things that
doctors and lawyers should stir up
strife; they live by broken limbs and
broken laws
Many man has reached the sum-
nit Of fame, and then looked down 10
the humble valley be came from and
longed to be back again.
The worthiest people are often the
most injured by slander as we usually
find that to be the best fruit, which
the birds have been picking at.
1t has been remarked that If man
wants to know his faults hesshould run
for an Office J; if he would discover
his virtues be has only to. die.ssse
A French writer sayes not one
American in ten has handsome chin.
But, in nine cases out of ten, what be
lacks In chin Is made up in cheek. -
"Isn't your husband little bald ?"
asked one lady Of another, in store.
yesterday. "There isn't bald hair
in bis 4hesd,," was the bssty replyTof
the wife.
/ The poor Of NorwaIk, Ohio, are
very reasonable people. They are
thankful to receive donations Of cold
| buckwheat cakes and worn-out door
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There is gloom in deep love. as in
deep water; there is q silence in it that
suspends the foot. and the folded arms
and the detected head are the images it
reflects.
Ann Eliza Young exclai,ns, "6h,
they are great economists. those Nor
mons r and yet no one knows better
than Ann Eliza how they go for the
pretty dear Il III fI4d f7ti
An enthusiastic third-termer cries,
"Grant and Chandler would make an
uncommon strong combustion" But
be neglects to add whether or not they
would put lemon init.
William Penn is credited with say
ing that "some are so very studious Of
learning what was done by the an
clients that they know not how to live
with the moderns.5 r,r 11rfrs
"A South Carolina girl who was
determined to marry an Italian Count
returned to her parents the other day.
having grown weary of grinding said
Italian Counts hand-orgap.' H
Denver wants to know why every
eastern man that deserts his wife comes
there to join church, rolls his eyes
around and pretends that be isn't over
eighty rods from heaven.
The freside is school Of great i'm
portance. it is important because it is
| universal, and because the education it
bestows, being woven in the woof Of
childhood, gives form and texture Of
life. aaet
Hard. horny hands. embro~ned BY
the sun and roughened BY labor. are
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