The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-09-09


Dog days are oyersbut the dog
nights continue sTTaA&E
No prisoners escaped this week
from our Jail.
Barron street now enjoys the behe-
fit of the sprinkler Res4 5aa .oF
LLEwEILYN BzBEE, of Columbus
was in town last week
Our druggists say The demand for
ague medicine is good.
In what place are two heads better
than one Pima barrel
1t is better e be hash ii The pock-
ct than in the face.
Cream of Tartar rubbed on soiled
white gloves cleanses them well.
Out west they utilize grasshoppers.
They make beerrout of the hops.
How to get rich-live on air and
sleep on a clothes-line.
It is positively asserted thata fash
ionable woman can't kick.
Our young ladies are ioi onger'the.
pure gold: They are only pinch back.
MIKE RYAN sold a509Peunds pffce,
in n day last week. That was a
SCOOP trade for one day.lT At
49,
The Cashier of the First%Natienal
Bank hadaa double deposit presented
to himlast week, and not srag babies
The SIS. Excursion to the Soldiers
Home last Saturday, did not receive
many accessions from here.
The Ring is ina calamity. Their
county ticket, don't draw worth q
o..taEas- tsshpsa4 So fRs sst4sE $sssE =
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An exchange says the ageisspreggss
nant with events owe have beeil
afraid it would get So. She hasn't
been behaving herself well lately.
The gentlemen Who 50 ably attend
ed to the editorial duties, ofthes DEM
ocRAr during ourtwo weeks absence,
have neutrality-suspicious. s.s
All good things subldnary must
have a termination somewhere, The
street sprinkler doesn't have as easy
times of il now as'he.did a few weeks
ago. 'trs y ban "a (,
The thoughtful housewife is now
engaged in contemplating the old
stove-pipe,, aid wondering if her IT,
rascible lord and master can be ipduc-
cd 10 Try 10 put it up once more.
We learn that somebody has writ
ten a book ON the art of making peo-
pie happy without money. We are
an excellent subject, and in the pro-
per eonditiontp be experimepted on:
Remember that melons and the ague
are intimately connected, tandff you
associate too frequently with the
former, the latter will also make your
acquaintance and give you asregnlar
old shaking. ID - - - <
A dish-washing machine is the
latest Invention They will continue
to inyentswashers, wringers, ironers,
sewers and one thing or another, till
women will not be worth fifteen cents
q dozen.
Weak doses of;washboards aresnow
recommended by physicians for ladie:
who complain of dyspepsia. Young
mon troubled in the same way may
be cured by a strong preparation o
saw-horse.
Harbingerso of approaching fall are
making their appsaranee. The mar
tins have already taken theirrmigra'
tory fight southwark, and the shril
chirp yofthe cricket rolls out mono
tonously upon the evening air. S1
@Tramps' are as thick as grasshop.
pers. Most OF them are mighty dry
and the Hquartera wanted "to hell
them on to the next town,"inXariabll
finds It's way thetM Of the aesres
gin mill.z s@a s5ss zssas sssg1zai
There are d largenumber of thieves
tramps and worthless characters gen
orally, lying around loose these days
and it would be well for people t.
take more than usual precaution a
gainst their depredations.
A fashionable dressed lady cam'
out. of n of our drygoods house
the other day and dropped her bun
die. She made several efforts to picl
it up, but was s'pulled back" and fin
ally was obliged to call a small DO.
to her assistance, = sass
The Radicals are exerting ever.
power to get out a "rousing" meetini
for Morton. Already two styles o
posters have been printed, and tn
Committee are sending messengers a
over the county tozuFge the faithful
TO come.
There is no more certain way t
build up a place than By enconragin
good merchants, good papers, goo
schools, and good people to settl
amongst you. And this can best b
done by spending your money
home when you are dealt fairly by.
At the Commissioners meeting o
Monday last, it was decided to bull
an iron bridge oyer Banta's creek, o
the Eaton & Lexington road, and tt
contract for building the bridge owe
Paint creek, on the Camden u Fa
Haven pike, was let to the Canto
Bridge Co.