The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1875-03-13
Miscellaneous Paragraphs.

Miscellaneous Paragraphs.
THE best preparation to keep a lady's
head free from chaps" is report
that she has no money. -
KALAKAUA is doubtless home ere this,
and getting mixed up under cross ques-
tioning of Mrs. Kalakava.
The song of the Washington youth
81 want to be lobby man and in
the lobby stand, with brass upon
my forehead, and greenbacks in my
hand"
Ir is said that two Wabash avenue
lovers will sit up half the night with
only one chair in the room, bat that is
easily explained to anyone who has
been there.
A CANADIAN rooster and an American
eagle were matched at Hamilton the
other day, and the eagle was wolloped
in six minutes. Where are our hber-
ties!
THERE are eight metals-indium. van
adium, ruthenium, palladium, uranium.
osmium, and iridium-more valuable
than gold, because of their scarcity.
THE people of Austin, Texas. have
brought their gas company to terms
by the general introduction of oil
lamps.
THERE will be another $40, 600 stallion
race at Mystic Park, near Boston, Sep
TENDER 14th, entrance to close May
10th, with five per cent. forfeit.
SEVEN tons of locks and brass keys
for the Palace Hotel at San Francisco,
to cost $40, 900, have been ordered of
San Francisco locksmith. -.
PAGE 4 Co., of Norwich, CT, have
received an order from China for wood
in missionary work.
The want of the age is some other
methed of freezing a noyelists hero than
with horror. Dombury NeWs.
HULDAH B. LORD is prominent
Massachusetts, sufragist, ard when she
don't shrek we suppose she talks like
thunder. st
WHEN a Comstocker wants to dispar-
age another he says: when you
thoroughly prospect him, you'll find
no bonanza in him.
Gov. ANDREW shared the popular
superstition about Friday SO far as that
he would never send his message to the
Legislature on that day. s~
BROTHER HAMMOND is Familiarity adj
dressed by the California miners rs
'Old Pard, I" and is in sore distress to
learn What they mean by it.
SUMMERsET Grange, Inlianola, Iowa,
voted $40 for relief of grasshopper suf-
ferers. Grange No. $40 also voted alike
How charming,y naive she is, "said
young beau to a crusty old gentleman.
"Knave % exclaimed the latter, gazing
through his spectales toward the codnet-
fish beauty indicated, 81 should say
more of fool"
A Boston man has died and left two
hundred thousand dollars to Univer-
salist church. 1t would do an old-fash-
Toned Methodist preacher good to tell n
revival rnp0raoration INST what baa loo
A New HAVEN organ builder has in
vented an apparatus by which chime
of bells can be played as an accompani-
ment to an organ, and be connected and
detached from the instrument by "A
stop.
ANOTHER London idea has crept into
New York-that of having ones door
bell answered by spruce little boy, Ill
uniform and gilt, known as buttons.
IT is requisite that "buttons" should
drop his chs"
GARMENTS may be rendered water
proof, says. the English Mechanic, by
immersing them for twenty-fours hours
in solution made by dissolving one
ounce of alum and two ounces OF sugar
of lead in gallon of pure ram water.
IT is said that sometime during the
present year party of one hundred
Fnp1ishmen is coming over TO tins
country ON a grand buffalo hunt list
'Ush Ark Is $50
The 'orn of the inter il card on the all.
Mn McKsIGHr. who has. but twelve
acres of land on TomaIes bay sold s.
900 worth of ducks and eggs one year:
Cant PAGE. in the same vicinity, did
equally we'll. There are some twenty
persons engaged IN this business Oh
Tomales Bay.
SEVEN new churches on the BLACK
BAY land, Boston, have cost, IT Is esu
naiad over two millions of dollars. OF
these the First Church cost S300,oOO,
fine Central Church, 100000, and the
new Trinity Church, SoOO,o0o.
THERE. is said to be larger wafer
area in Vermont IN proportion W ,a
size than any other State IN the onloh.
There are II 315 acres covered py lahes
nd nonds of fifty acres or more eacn'
and and an effort is to be made to stock
+ 1an W. with black bass, salmon trout, ana
rhita fish.