The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1875-06-30

"Damlino" is the ouphonious title
ofa postofice in the Idaho mining rc.
gions.
How Patrick proposed 10 get over
his single blcsscdnsss-ljy proposing
to Bridge IL.
Senator Cameron's residence in Har.
risburg was erected about one hundred
aud sovon years ago.
Mr.. s. H. M. Barlow, Of the New
York bar, has been chosen to write
for tho American Cyclopedia the arti.
clio on whist.
Tho indications are that the now
census now in progress in New York
will not give that city population Of
over n million.
An Iowa court has decided that il
is not legal for farmer TO hitch his
wife up with mule, no matter how
anxious ho is to plow.
Said Detroit young woman to n
bashful lover, the other day, "Matri.
mony is an awful long word to spell,
isn't it2" That settled il.
Thoro is a lawyer in Akron. Ohio.
who, when ho wishes 10 quote from the
Mosaic law, says; "Now, your Honor,
will read from the first Egyptian re-
ports"
"Sir," said Jehr Honry's wife, to q
gentleman troading on her dress, "you
are delaying the train" MADAM"
said he, "your conductor should pull
tho belle"
Two small boys were hauled before
tho Preston, Conn Police Court and
fined ono cont each for tho hoinous
oa6nse Of calling ono Wm. Armstrong
"sunAowor."
Alexander ii. Stephens is to deliver
tho Fourth Of July Grafton at Atlanta
or perhaps il would bo moro correct
TO say, an oration beginning on the
Fourth of July.
IL is subtle remark Of tho dis.
eliminating Chicago journal that
There is oiton just as much difference
between two sisters as there is between
u trailing arbutus and horse.radish
plant"
lielcn Nj. Cooke, writing verses for
n New York paper, says that kisses on
her brow arc the richest diadom her
woman's soul aspires to wear. All
right, Helen. Bring on your brow and
tako your diadem.-Er.
Ho had jockoy.style of cap on,
leather band around his WAIST, his
trowser legs tucked inside his boots,
and was aged fifteen. "Milk aud
spelling.matches for babies" ho OK.
claimed, curling up his uppor lip;
but MS for me, gimme base balll"
Peter Mcnamara, of Rochester
who thought no could mesmerize
bull by looking him in the eyes,
changed his mind when he found him.
self on the woodshod roof moment
aferward, aud saw his wife coming
with a stop'ladder aud a club to get
him down,
One of our merchants the other
day, gave boy a ten cent silver piece
among some change. The youngster
eyed tho silver moment, then handed
il back 20 the dealer, saying. look
horo, mister, mono Of your fooling with
tho Dutch. You can't stick any of
your old breechos buttons on me-"
An old servant who had lived with
Scott for nearly n lifetime, became
very much spoiled. Sir Walter at
last, out of patience with his sins of
omission and commission, said: "Don.
aid, think We must part" "Part 4
whyr where's your honor going ="
OF course peace was made, and Don
aid remained.
An Oregon paper says; "When a
young lady living ON the line OF the
California & Oregon Railroad wants
TO get married, she only takes one re.
tnsal 10 give consent from her stern
parents, and then seeks her lover true
with the remark: 'Smithie, old boy,
guess we'd Settor cantor down to the
gospol'shop; it's no use waiting for
those idiots to become sane again."
Passing a house on Abbott street
about six o'clock last evening, a gen.
uSman noticed boy hopping around
and exhibiting great delight, and he
paused and asked; "Why, buh, what
ails you ~ "Ails mop grinned the lad:
"seo there, house shet up,--no supper,
mann OF gadding, aud thore comes
dad around the corner I,'ll be worth
500 20 see the fur fly when he opens
this gatog"
Miss Anna Dickinson has Just sus.
tanned n loss in n court Of law in New
York, A scorotarv of n lcrtnro hnre,u