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For Sale.

nR. Carleton Kimbals dwelling house on corner
IL West and Carleton streets. Ten rooms, with
all modern improvements. Terms liberal Apply to
UPHAM & GARDINER, at No. Exchange steet,
or to DIR. KIMBALL, ON the premises. ju14d1m
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For Sale.

NICE HOUSE with outbuildings situated up
IA on an ample lot in the very best locality upon
the line of the horse in DeeTing. Inquire of
JOHN c. Proctor, No. SO Exchange street, Port
land. Terms at the convenience of the purchaser.
1WSt
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HOUSE FOR SALE.

DRICK House and Lot, Is Winter Street. House
ID q story, IL furnished rooms; summer Kitchen
and wood house attached good Cellar, Sebago water
large brick cstern, furnace, gas Throughout. Healthy
location wide lot and pleasantly situated with plenty
of sunshine. CHARLES M. HAWKES..
iuQ
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Brick House for sale.

A FIRST-CLASS three Stored Brick House,
"A located Dantorth, near Bracket Street.
Contains twelve nicely finished rooms, bath room,
hot and cold water, gas, etc. This property be
had on very favorable terms, if sold within thirty
days. Apply to VIM. H.JERRIS, Real Estate Agent.
,June Isl 1875 ju18d1m#
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SUMMER RESORTS.
SUNNY SIDE HOUSE.
LITTLE CHEBEAGUE ISLAND.

1 This House is situated on one of the most
yh beautiful Islands in Casco Bay, and during
E&&SsMthe past winter has been thoroughly re-
f.EssJ ", paired, painted, papered and entirely re-
Furnished, and will be open to the public on
Monday, June 2lst, 1875.
Boarders will be taken by the day or week on rea-
sonable terms. The House will be frst-class in
every respect and the table will be furnished with
the best the Portland and Boston markets afford.
Excursion and fishing parties accommodated and
furnished with boats fishing tackle, guides etc. The
Island will be open to any parties desiring to camp
out.
The beautiful barge, Island Belle, will run direct
to the Island, making two trips day. The new
steamer Henrietta will touch at the island twice
day. Parties coming the Boston trains or steam
ers can connect with these boats for the Island.
j, Il. JencIxs, Proprietor.
jne2S dit
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RAILROADS.
EASTERN RAILROAD.
On and after Monday, June 2Ist, IS7.

=s=s=- -s-~sA<S 4.AsG
On and after Monday, June 2Ist, 1877
Passenger Trains will leave Station, Commensurate
of State Street.
Portland for Portsmouth, and Boston
t1 UT "A, ~, 6l5 1900 A. NJ, and t2.35 p. M, r
Boston for Portsmoutb and Portland
Io.oo "A. M, 1880 p. NJ, 1000 and $500 p. NJ.
Leave Portland for Cape Elizabeth. scaI
borough, West scarbereugh,sa co, Bid
deford, hennebunk, Wens, North BeI
wick. south Berwick Junction, Con
way junction, Eliot and Kiitery a
1918, 1900 A. M, 2.35 p. M.
For Saco. Biddeford, Kennel bunk, Well,
North Berwick, south Berwick june
ton, Conway function, EIiei and Xxi,
For saco, Biddeford. Kennebunk, Con
way Junction, Kitiery and Ports m out
at 200 1918, 1900 A. M, and 1875 p. NJ.
For Cape Elizabeth. scarborough, Yves
Scarborough. sacO, ana Riddeford o
500 p. M, Returning at 90 A. NJ.
The 900 A N Train from Portland connects a
Conway junction with the 500 A. M. train frOI
Boston Tor North Conway.
Trains leave Portsmouth for Dover at 7n
900, 1920 A. NJ, 800, $40, 100 z. NJ. Returnin
at $40, $50, 10.15, 10.55 A. NJ, 410, 6. 20 p NJ
The 200, 6l5 A. NJ, 900 A. NJ and 235 p. NJ. Train
from Portland make close connections for Me-
York By one or other of the routes from Boston
Passengers ticketed through.
The $50 A. M. Train from Boston arrives in Por.
land in season for passengers TO take the cars Q
the Portland & 0gdensburg Railroad, the Gram
all parts of Canada East and the Main
Central and Knox & Lincoln Railroads for Al
gnstn, Baugor, kOckIand, Belfast ar
other points ON these roads.
The $50 p. M. Train from Boston connects with Il
Maine Central and European 81 North AmeTic;
and lntercolonial Railways for bangor,
JOhn, Halifax and other points on the
roads.
The 1890 P. M. Train from Boston connects at Por
land with the Maine Central Railroad for Al
gusta, Bath aud Lewiston; and on MOI
DAYS. WEDNESDAYS and FRIDAYS wi
the steamer for Eastport and 80. . ohm.
Pullman PariOr Car Is run WITH the ira,
leaving Boston $50 A. NJ. Portland Ito p.
through to Bangor; also with rain leaving Be
ton 1870 p. NJ. and Portland 500 P. NJ throue
to Augusta. Returning, leave Augusta 600 4
NJ, Portland 900 A. NJ. Bangor 500 A. M. ar
and Portland 2.35 P. NJ. for Boston.
*Pullman Sleeping Car Express Train. N. b.
This train runs Sunday but not on Monday.
Accommodation Train.
fast Express.
CHARLES F. HATCH, Gep'l Man.
GEORGE BACHELOR, Sup't.
June q, 1873. ine11tf
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MESSENGER KNOX,

NOTICE is hereby given, that the subscriber has
IN been duy appointed and taken upon himself
the trust of Administrator with the VIII annexed of
the estate of
BARTLETT A. MERRILL, late of New Gloucester,
in the County of Cumberland, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having de-
mands upon the estate of said deceased required
estate called upon to make payment to
JOHN w. WEBSTER, of Clay, Administrator
with viii annexed.
New Gloucester, June Is. jnel6d1aw3w
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TOILET.
TO EET.

CECOND STORY in THOMPSON BLOCK, AZ
= feet wide nearly 100 feet in depth, newly fitted
up with counting room and tables. The best lighted
room in the city. Suitable for jobbing or manufac-
turing will be let for either with plenty of stor-
age room, over SEA EPH Il Il D a. Cap'S. Whole
sale Fancy Goods Store Nos. 121-123 Middle Street,
below the Post Office. Inquire of II. E. THOMP-
SON, No. 324 Emery street, on the Spring Street
horse route. ian20d&wtf
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Room i'm the Second Story of the
Primers Exchange. with power if
required. Apply to PRESS OFFICE
or to B. THURSTON II CO., 1Al
Exchange Street.
Oc1I Diff
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TO Let.

10 Lei.
yUyHE BRICK HOUSE No. "a Danforth Street
Il containing all the modern improvements. En-.
quire at No. 10, CENTRAL WHARF.
ine16dtf
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F. &. Patters0n's Real Estate
BULLETIN.
OO IAlH Il L \
Money to Loan

I'm first class Real Estate Security, in Portland,
" or vicinity-Rents collected, taxes paid, &C., on
Commission. Houses bought and sold. Apply to F.
g. PATTERSON. Dealer in Real Estate. Once 3793
Congress St., Williams Block, between Myrtle and
Pearl SITS, oc5dtf
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TO Let,
To Let

DOOMS in Stewart Block, over Fl. w. Siminton
IL & COmpany's Store, No. Congress street.
MATTOCKS q FOX, 1888 Middle street. my25dtf
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1t is of the highest Importance, then that indyl-
uas should be able to judge for themselves by their
own feelings if and to what extent they are attacked
by this nsidious enemy to ill-health, comfort and
even life itself if left to run its course unchecked by
the early and prompt application Of curative RENE
dies
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Wanted.

A FURNISHED room in vicinity of st. Pauls
"A Church. Rent not to exceed So month. Adj
dress BETA, Post Office, Portland. my11tf
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WANTS.
Wanted.


A Organist to play at Park Street Church, for
n Congregational singing. Apply to GEO. F.
TALBOT, Chairman of Parish Committee. ju29d1w
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1.-TWO houses in Cape Elizabeth, and enc In Deer
l. ing Some of these have Stables and lots Of
and connected. Just the thing for summer residen-
oes. Will sell any or all on easy terms. MATTOCKS
& FOX, 1888 Middle street. my8dtf
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LOST AND FOUND.

LOST AND FOUND.
Note Lost.
WHEREAS William B. Thompson, of Cape
w Elizabeth gave to Deborah Mackie, his note
dated March %, 1885, for $4,000 with interest, pay
able eighteen months after date, which note has
been lost stolen. this is to all persons not to
purchase said note. for pay-thereof to any person
but me is stopped.
BENJAMIN PICKETT
iu23d&w3w Guardian of Deborah Mackie
Lost.
A SMALL BUFF COLOR TERRIER, near the
"A Post Office. The finder will be rewarded on
addressing j.. C.
jne2Sd1w* Portland, Me-
Money Lost.
A MEMORANDUM ook, containing a sum of
IA money. The finder shall be literally rewarded
by returning the same to the owner ROBART M.
SKELETON, rear SO York st. my6dtf
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-09-11
OZnamky POkrOku

vytisknou Sc jen takove, ktere Sc napfed
zaplati. Vyjmuty jsou toho pravidla
spolky, jimz zaroveh oznamuie Sc "a ,po
teDUSGn5 cenu.
palec sloupce stoii $500 "a ttikrate
vytisknuti, 2 palce $4.OO, palce $500.
Oznamka dele uvefejnovana tim jest lev
nejsi, elm dele Sc uvefeinuje.
Oznamky mistni, tisknute obycejnym
pismem stoii Is ctd. fadka.
Oznamky; ,,Kae jest" ,Naprodef'
,Hledd Sc" stoji rs eta. "a tfikrat otisk-
mutt.
- Podle toho necht So kazdy fidi,
kdo V Pokroku oznamovati chce. Necht
81 uda kolik fadek, ti kolik palcn koh-
krat uvetejnit necht 81 sam vypocte a
zasle prislusici ga to castku.
.E Kdo 81 pfeje miti oznamku V
ttitydenniku neb tydennikd necht laska-
We podotkne.
Penize posiejte vzdy postovnich
poukazkach Money orders) a psani adre'
suite vzdy:
POk ROk
No. IO4 Croton street,
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-09-11

nKdyby nladi vedelo a stafi mohlop'
TAX zaluje mnohy chorobny muz, ktery
prchani sve zivotni silly bolesti pozoruie.
Uzivali Sc dra Alberta Conradho angs-
burskych kapek pravidelne, tedy ten
nejotfesenejA system telesni pozdravl a
umozni tenn, ktefi ma zivote neinensiho
pozitkn nemaji, zaziti nejedne radosti,
- K dostani isou We ysech lekar.
mach jakoz u M Krejciho.
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-09-11
Draha Cleveland n Pittsburg.
od rs. kvst 1876 Odjladivsky udsne stanlse (vyJus
nedelD Jak RasIednduJe.
River Division.

Opousu BayArd IL so dop 800 odp. PfuiAdi do Nov
Philadephs IS 7 DO odp oponsti N. Phad $50 dop.
II So odp. PtJitdi do BayArd 10 30 dop. . 20 odp
Pokrok. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1867-1878, 1875-09-11

Tenn, kteff pevne - byt u pastyfe 49,
svym zasadam vzdy verni z6stali;
TEN, ktefi plamenech Sc znal k wire,
ma jejiz prapor ,sv6tlo napsali; =
tenn, ktefi bez zbran6 bez krunyfe
svou smrt co spasu pravdy vitali
Tenn bohatyrfm budiz dnesni den
a jejich oslaveni zasvecen.
My Cd Mich svobod6 Sc ucme slouzit
pro nj zadnych nedbat obeti;
ne blouzniti jen, po volnosti touzit
mrzke porobe pfec v6zeti;
sij sklanet Rimu, ducha V jafmo plouzit,
prach slavnych otcd zradit haveti:
kdo narodu chcea byti verny syn,
cen mad slova vzdy ob9ti Gin.
Jen zapas spasi mad proudem casa
zachranit mdze male narodyl
JET zivot boi, n9jz tisicerem hlasa
posvatny vola zakon prirody.
kdo bez prace zlateho ceka klasu,
ten nedotka Sc pine urody:
My byli = jsme : take budeme,
jen dokud silly k cinu napneme!
Hoj, velky Jene, bojovniku bozi,
my dosud lneme k pravdy kalichu.
Tvd tabor vzrdsta, kazdym dnem Sc
mnoz
byt Rim Sc chystal pfepychu,
zas lidstvu vrhnout v cestu ostre hlozi
Has Rima dnes - tot hykot kulich1
Dnes vatikanskych kleteb vztekly
vzkai
Jiz nepfehlusi pravdy mocny hlasl
Hoj, velkf Jene! Tyrde iako skaly
jsou lebky nase, paze oceh;
Tot hranice, na niz te spalit dali,
do nasich srdci iiskry vletely.
Jiz belohorsti lipanskymi vstali,
vsak dost jiz dlouho mdlob6 lezeli:
Jsme opet v fadach, kterym kln'
Rim
vsak dnes mas boz -je bojem sveto
vm
Dnes pod praporem, ma nemz pravds
psana
Jiz nejsne Sirotky, jak pred davnem
dnes cele lidstvo hlucna zvoni hrana
time stfedoveku; boji ohavnem,
vsak poslednim chce tovarysstvo Pan;
sve zezlo vznesti mad veskerou zem:
Vsak jizse kaci vlada bludd prach
svet novy rodic We svych ssutinach.
| pride den, kde zmizi bida oci
hedbav zastfe lidu mozole;
kde vrazdou valek krev jiz nevyskoH
tisicdv prsou bitev ma pole,
kde slza 1trap vice nezamoci
I've rany, lidstvo, spjate vekole:
Hoj, vzejde den, kdy kalich zvitezi
av prach Sc skaci lidstva fetezy.
PAX seideme Sc vseho sveta deti =
tam, kdy mas Mistr pravde Ill a pad;
hrobu ieho lidstyo pozasvet
smir naroddv, nichz svary zivil kat
Jim stesti bude ddel "a prokleti,
ne otrok pan, my budem bratr brat
Ku slave Husa ma svobodu vsem
kalicha volnosti Sc napijem.
{. Spindler.
y Ke dni 25lete pamatky nastole-
s arcibiskupa prazskeho pfinesl statecp !
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HildiSe- -B u nd.
Zakone inkorporovany.

Hiavni kancelaf, 2IJ BOwery, NY.
Spolecnost ia jest zastoupena 16 sta
teoh Unie cita $4,000 clend,
Pojiztuje zivot az ma $4,000.
Nemocnym vyplacj podporu cd $7-24a
tydne.
Pflspevky ,nohou zapravovany byti
tydns.
DIE vfrocni zpravy, 1. lecna 1874 Wy
placeno nemocnym
roku 1873, ) 1875 co podpora
- $4,000 vyplaceno dedi.
cum zemtelych.
Phrtstek jmeni roku 1873, $4,000.
Pfebytek dne /. ledna 1874, $50, 900.
BlizA zpravu poda:
ii. Hirschfeld,
1873 Ontario Str.
47-H OLEVELAND,O.
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y Ke dni 25lete pamatky nastole-
nj arcibiskupa prazskeho pfinesl statecpy
roudnicky tydennik Rip baseh tuto.
Poz. red.
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Aa sdDal.
Genl. Par gr. and Ticket Agt-
BEE LINE.
UeveIand, Columbus, Cincinnati &

Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati 81
Indiana II. II.
Z Clevelandu odiizdi 6.55 dopoiedne
$50 $50 odpoledne.
Do Clevelandu pfijizdi 7.30 rAno 400
9.55 odpoledne.
z Crestline 9.55 rano 55 1000 odp:
Do Columbus 1925 pol. 9.45 1875
.noci.
Do Dayton 400 rano 23O edp.
Do Cincinnati $40 rano $40 odp.
z Cincinnati 700 1000 rano 9.45 ve6.
z Indianapolis 6.25, l0. 90 100 rano.
2 ST. Louis 7.l5 rano 255 7.40 odp.
z Chicago ESQ $50 rano.
Do Chicago nejlepsi lezditi vecernim
Atlantic a Great Western R H
Ma vychod oqyiSdi a zVychcdu pfyixdi
2 Oevelandu 1925 a 500 rano 3.45 a
1905 yecer.
Do Clevclandu 100 lO'45 rAno, 4.lo a
6.55 veGer-
Do New Yorku I 90 rano, 4.55 9.2Oyee
Bostonu $50 rano, sos vecer.
ZNew Yorku $50 100 rano, 535 a
100 vecer.
Lake Shore a Michigan South. n. n
Ma vychod odjtzdi a pfyiztlts vgclodu: i:
Clevelnadn 7.45 a 1000 rano, 4.10 a
10. 20 vecer.
Do Clevelandu 500 5.35 rAno, -2-es
a $50 odpoledne.
Do Buffalo 4.lO 1915 raDo, 1876, so
lo.40 yeter.
z Buffalo 5.5oa !, 7,l5rAno 2:5o, e.25 a
ll.30 veter.
DO New Yorku 100 rano 40 32O
1900 veGer.
Bostonu $50 rano 500 all veter
Ma zdpad odjizd a ze zdpadu 1fyisas:
z ZClevelandu 5.35 700 rano, 2.3Oa6.6
odpoledne.
DO Cleveiandu 1926 1866 rano, s.46
10. 05 odpoledne.
Do Toledo lo40 a 1856 rano ZOO /.
IL 90 vecer
2 Toledo 800, $50 a 1885 rano t.b
ve6er.
Do Chicago $50 75O rano $50 q Q. 20
yecer.
Chicago 100 800 rano 5.s5 a s.2o
ve6er.
q New Yorku 1890 10. As rano
IL. 90 vecer:
Bostonu $50 300 rano a. GAO
veaer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17
HARDENING THE CONSTITUTION,

Men, talk about hardening the con
Istitution," and with that view, expose
themselves to summers suns and
winters wind, to strain and over efforts
and many unnecessary hardships TIC
the same end,il informed mothers sorse
their little infants in cold water day by
day; their skin and flesh and bodies
are steadily growing rougher and
thinner and weaker, until slow fever,
or water OH the brain, or consumption,
carries them to the grave; and then
they administer to themselves the semi
comfort and rather questionable con.
ISOLATION of its being mysterious dis
pensation of nature, when, in fact
nature works no miracle to counteract
our follies. The best way we know Of
hardening the constitution is to take
good care of it; for it is no more i'm
proved by harsh treatment than a fine
garment OF new hat is made better by
being banged about.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17
A Strong Recommendation.

Going over the Lowell Railroad the
other day was fussy little man, who
was in evident doubt as to which Of
two New Hampshire cities it would be
advisable for him to stop over night.
He questioned the conductor as long
as that worthy would stop to listen,
and turned to the other occupant of the
seat, thick-necked, short haired party
and queried:
'Is c. good place to stop at?"
"Fus rate" growled his companion.
odd you ever stop there?' inquired
the anxious traveller.
ayes; went up there to stay for one
night, and stopped for ten years"
'.You don't sayl" said the delighted
interrogation "What'd you don,
whered you stay?"
"Opened a store, and stayed in the
State Prison, responded the gruff one,
and the little gentleman changed seats
and cars at the next station.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17
He WAS A SIMPLE OLD MAN.

A driedsup old man of apparently
about sixty years, strolled into !;
billiard parlor in Binghamton recent,
and taking a seat, watched the player,
with. some interest. After he had re-
manned in the place for some time he
was approached by hanger on on the
outlook for greenhcrn with whom te
play and save the cost of playing.
"Hello there, old man; do you evel
swing the cue?' said he.
oval, stranger, 1 used to prance
around little on three-cornered
table fifteen Years ago but I don't sup,
pose could hit the first ball on this
new-fangjed thing" said the old man
'W ell, I'm no player myself; you'll
beat me easy enough, know, just take
a stick" replied the accomplished
cheat"
,Wal, said the innocent, EIll play
just one game to see if l can scratch,
and they both banked for the first shot
The old man had singularly good
luck, for he got the first shot and
made a run of fifteen points. The
other looked on in astonishment while
the player of ''ffteen years ago" was at
work, and when he ceased and coGrted
up, the challenger muttered an oath,
took off his coat, AID went to work in
earnest. He made FIVE points only,
and the next time the old man ran out
the game.
81 swow, he said give had the all
6redest luck; will you try another?'
''No, not by darned sight, you old
fraud!' said the sport, and he walked
off to pay for the game, amid the roars
of his companions and a smile from
the old man who remarked:
SIT is strange how 1 remembered to
play so WE'LL"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17
Wealth and Perquisitss Of the Sultan Of Tur.
key.

Mr.. Bressey, who has beef! cruising
in his yacht, in the Mediterranean and
thereabouts has sent home series OF
letters relating to his voyage. Dating
from Constantinople, he says that the
civil list of the Sultan is about $4,000
600 year. Along the shores of the
Bosphorous vast palaces and elaborate
kiosks occur in succession, at distance
OF little more than mile apart
Some ofthe buildings are furnished in
the most costly style. The daily
dinner of the Sultan-he always dimes
alone consists of 81 dishes, and ten
other meals are prepared in case it
should be his fancy to partake Of them.
He has 800 horses 700. wiqes, attended
and''guarded by $50 eunuches. For this
enormous household 10000 oxen are
yearly slaughted, and the purveyors
are required to furnish daily 200 sheep,
100 lambs or goats, 10 calves, 200 hens
200 pairs Of pullcts, and so green
geese. Between the prohigate luxury
OF the establishment of the sovereign
and the miserable poverty of too many
OF his subjects the contrast is truly
melancholy. The incomes of the
principal ministers of State are such as
would grievously shock the radical re-
formers of our own country. The
Grand Vlzier is $50 600; of the Minis
ter Of Finance, fl5,000; ofthe Minister
of Public Works, Ell, 900 and so in
proportion for the other principal
ministers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

A Buffalo lawyer received 4 letter
from man in Oswego, who wanted a
divorce. The letter concluded as fol-
lows: "While | was taking bath my
wife slipped out of the house. ran to
the train aud eloped with him. She
has been waiting for this for nearly
two years, am convinced" Perhaps
if he had bathed oftener she would not
have seized the opportunity
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

A man can persuade himself into al
most anything except an affection for
the woman. who is continually remind
ing him that her daughter can't be
imposed upon, so long as she is round
to see justice done.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

The omission Of a comma once gave
very awkward meaning to the in
scription of a tombstone: directed to
the memory of John Phillips, accident
ly shot as mark of affection by his
brother
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

Al smile costs the giver nothing !;
yet it is beyondesfrise to the erring
and repenting, the sad and cheerless.
the lost and forsaken. 1t disarms NAL
ice, subdues temper, turns enmity to
love and revenge TO kindness.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

A widow being cautioned b. her
minister about flirting, said that she
knew it was wrong for maidens and
wives to fiirt, but the Bible was her
authority. It said widows mite. She
was flirting awfully at last accounts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

REMEDY FOR CRoUP.-Half a teas
spoonful Of pulyerized alum in little
molasses. 1t is simple remedy, one
almost always on hand, and one that
seldom fails to give relief. If it should
repeat it after one hour.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

A very religious old lady being ask
ed her opinion of the organ of church
the first time she had ever heard one,
replied: 1T is very box of whistles,
but oh it's an awful way to spend the
Sabbath !"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

"Have l not offered you every advan-
tage ?" said a doting father to his son.
"Oh, yes!" replied the youth; "but /
could not think OF taking advantage of
my father"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

'.Mr. D, if you will get my
coat done by Saturday, | shall be for
ever indebted to you" off that's your
game, it wont be done" SAID the tai
lor.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

Our brightest moments are those
which frequently arise TO us from the
bosom of care and anxiety; the gems
that sparkle upon the dark ground.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

Never spend airy time musing on the
meanness Of an enemy. Better use it
thinking of the virtues of your friends.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

"What plan" said one actor to an
other, ''shall I adopt TO fill the house
at my benefit" 'Invite your credi
tors" was the snily reply.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

After Delaware girl had lowered
herself from the window to elope with
young man he backed out because he
was afraid of the minister's dog.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

| am bound to have my rights, as
the man said to the shoemaker who
had sold him pair of boots, both
lefts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

The Chicago Times sold twenty
thousand extra copies on the strength
OF the editors going to Jail.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

Is this the Adams House, asked a
stranger of a Bostonian. Yes, was the
reply, it's Adams House until you get
to the roof, then it's caves.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

One woman Of mental activity can,
if she has any ambition, keep ten fami-
lies miserable eleven months in year.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1875-06-17

A woman in Lancaster, county, S.
G., has made a profit of ninety dol.
lars in one year from three hens.