, 1875-08-15
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a iosd OF the aislas-An usher,
Song OF tho kettle-The d;,llsimuar.
An ingratn ear-pet-A polite conductor.
A girl OF in-bzead ueeiulnesa- -sAlly-ratus-
| A successful 61m-Neassa- dviu d Wyuna.
Sweets in adye1sity-A sugar-house fa,lure.
The dentists epitsph-''Hs ia filing his 1saa
cavity"
Ii you don't bride your tongue, Saddle ba
| your fate-
In what colors should babies bs dressed !
Why, in fancy colora, Of course.
Welsh rare-bits Of melody are expected from
| the l50 Cambtian Bingers who arc to be present
at the Centennial.
| When man has business that doesn't pay,
he usually begins to look around for partne. "a
share his losses with him.
| Never waste fly in huckleberry season. Ons
| fly ia plsre Of huckleher1es contains more nu-
trimeDt than three berries.
| Who'd live in Vermont? Why, they fne boy
s3 in that State for tying an oyster-can to dogt
| tail, and red dog and = small can 1t that.
! The Columbus Journal, describing an Ohio
! politician, saye: s'He is IN honest man By pro
! fession, and he ea1ns his bread BY the sweat oi
| his jaw
Naturalists have decided that no hen can lay
over 600 eggs Therefore, when you have
| checked OF to that figure you can't sell her TO.
= spnng-chicken.
The gardener who hung an old coat out to
frghten birds away, and afterward found 4
young brood in one Of the pockets, Eritas sak-
ing another remedy.
In Norway, the longest day lasts three monthz
Inc man who SIX months ago promised to Calls
gone to Norway on visit.
The tobacco-worm has attacked the plants,
and good eiocntaontsts are posted On the fences
by the farmers. reading the ezcellant anti tobac
co tracts BY the late Mir. Trask-
4 mao tainted during q recent orstiou bs
Alexander Stephens, and remained inseusibla
two nouss. He cAms to 10 time to hear soven.
eighths Of Mr. Stephens address, however.
A good many publishers who expected to vads
through the financial crisis will be somewhat
discouraged when they hear that there's trouble
at the Fords.-Neas York Commercial AGce1>
tiser.
"Burning incense. Mr. Brown 7~ said Mira
Farringtosh, she passed Brown in the set OF
lighting his post-pzaadial cigar. @No ma'ana.'
said the practical Brown, II am burning x
cents"
When man in Syria has the hydrophobis,
they keep him id dark :oom awhile, and then
might be- sinplitied by drowning him bafore
placing him in q dark room.
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niAaina: ~, Ane' you must nos enea9
encn M uaa na K1nammar Ane: Why not:
MArau'a: necanss .ncof1ect grammar 2 gfatea
ou saa tne eat o1 tno"e VINO speax II yell Anasa
serve tnem taehs tof learning IT,
There is Jersey farmer who ought to rel
rich Whenever la sees 4 ueiehbots bor
e4uam,ns down the road with bis handt
elasped ACROSS MS akofnach: ne always goes oua
INTO ms "atermeon-patch and counts tnt
heions~
They killed book-aeent as Czeston tro
weeks aco but thew had to run over him with
nine fre}9ht~cars to do il. Poonla Who can't
afford 70 keep fast freIcut-srain in the housa
are still ut tho book-agent's marry.-Burlinqfon
HduEgue.
,: hefe u 40 aquatic fancy: an ingenious NIL
% ne1 ~ uecoraane sne tau'es uonne,s . xltn PEI
g4iSu eaa- a-"eeo'-1at more oeaneun1 soan aI@
hc1al lno"era.-fashlon !Sof. dlaa 70 haar II;
pecauso' sua Yea, Heeo ea7e soytnng io1 4