The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-07-30
NEW NoR.wEsTERs.

NEW NoR.wEsTERs.
Count out Italy on the Centennial.
John Morrisey dresses like clergy
man.
Marshal Bazaine is residing in Rams
gate.
Saratoga Springs has q population o
about II, 600.
"A parrot in Paris sings the Marseil
laise.
Ancient Grangers-The Mower-bitel
and Scythe-ians.
Joaquin Miller is at Newburyport, Mass
welding and forging Centennial ode.
Tom Mast is very domestic and has gol
bump of philoprogenitiveness as big as .
cold apple dumping.
There is rumor in St. Joseph that rich
silver deposits have been discovered u
Wright county, Mo.
No lawyer is regarded as at all up II
his business who makes habit of sitsfrs
with his feet on the floor. =
"A mistake in the types caused an an
ouncement to to read: Thirteen Illinois
railroads are in the hands of deceigers."
Speaking of railroads wag remarked
that they are now built Of three gauges
narrow gauge. broad gauge and mortgage.
A cherry incomp lerelv ripe.
His little business dis, for him.
And now, serenely free from grippe.
He is bob-taiied cherubin.
The late Mortimer Thompson {" Doe
sticks') was buried in New York from
that kind hearted "Little Church Around
the Corner"
Last years report of the circulation
the Christian Union was l19, 900; this ven
5000. OF the Independent, last year, AZ,
600 this year $4,000.
The name of the editor of the Cimar-
ron NeD Mesican is Don Julious Epami-
nondas Muggins. Which is inestin,abl,
better than riches.
Spinner, after handling hundreds OF
millions, comes out 50 ahead. Frame that
bill, General. hang it up for your poster
ity to be proud OF.
Russia, Greece, and Italy-that makes
three that will stay away from our Centen-
nial. But won't they be sorry when they
hear the fun going on9
If you cut the back legs Of your chair
two inches shorter than the front ones, the
fatigue of sitting will be greatly relieved
and the spine placed in better position.
-Reverdy johnson, who is in his eighty
first year. astonished the bar last week by
and arguing case in court for
whole day, wihout apparent fatigue.
The immense cannon now being con-
structed at. Woolwich, England, will cost
the British Government $2,500,0O0 Such
lege.
Deposits fsilyer ofextraordinary rich
AOoS oAS Saio W sioFC USCu uicGOFCiCu oH
Rifle River, Michigan, and the people pro-
pose to rifle the earth of it's treasures.
Cause and consequence. Thc great
New York merchant prince, Stewart, ad-
gertised to the extent of $85, 900 last year.
But it was less than one per cent, of the
otal amount of his sales.
The Presidents s is the only four-in-hand
1t Long Branch Pierre Lorrillard, John
Hoey and young Mr.. Murphy drive the dog
,arts, and Edwin Adams and MIR. Lewis
Brown the " fast trotters.''
How strange it is that the Democratic
papers. which are SO fond of assailing the
President for running off to Long Branch
n warm weather, don't pitch into Cover
,er Tilden for the same heinous offence.
Bill King is victorious. A Minnesota
,ourt has dissolved the writ of attachment
n the case of the Pacific Mail Company
Igainst the gentleman, and the company's
lain against King of S115,000, alleged to
lave been paid him for lobby services, has
allen to the ground.
The Coarier-.7ourwal rejoices over the
act that Louisville is to be the headquar.
ers of the National Grange. It won't be |
ong until Watterson fastens his suspenders |
With small pitchforks, empties hay seed |
nto his hair, and stamps around in untan-
led cowhide boots.
People who have chickens to catch will |
ind piece of stout wire five or six feet
ong, bent to a hook at one end, very
Iandy contrivance. No matter how a |
hicken may attempt to "double'' on you,
quick swoop Of the wire win bring it in |
y the legs.
The paddle wheels of a large steamer |
II the st. Johns river, in Florida stopped |
a few nights ago, and then came
rash after crash in the woodwork. A panic |
every body rolling out Of his bunk
nd rushing for the deck, and it was soon
scertained that big alligator had become
in the revolving wheel.
I'm 1870, New York city had popula-
ion of 942,29a, and municipal debt Of
1s2, $50, ,680 In 1871, London, bad pop |
lation of 3,2G6, 9s7, and a city debt Of $685.
$4,000. These figures are imposing. The
fly and county debts of the whole Union
re estimated to be to-day $685., 900, 900
AFT as this estimate ia only for tbosa hav |
ng $4,000 900 and over Of liabilities, the
Dtal may be set down at thousand mil
on. Add State and National debt and
here resuits.a heavv load for prosperity.
There is q family in Fauquier county, I
"a. near Warrenton, the members Of which
ear the following extensive names; ~
Lmericus Vespuscius Kosciusko Marstella,
D Whigoletta Democratic Marstella, (S)
Tod Help Cyrus Marstella, a, Cora Nora
faurice Marstella, (5) Cyrus God Help Mar