The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-12-09

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What requires mere PHILOSOPHY
than tsiisg Aibgs A. they come !
Parting With things a. si.ey &C.
Ghas Is mind No matter. What
II aaietg Never miad But What Il
mind Oh, ~ isumaieiiAi
It's sad there are more lies told
ia tbo sentence, am glad to see you,
than any ether ala words 10 The Eogl'sh
laugusge
a Delaware clergy mAa was the
victim u a donation party the other
nigh,. and the neri day be had to er.
change a peek Of beans for something
10 eat. OF ~ without food al day.
You haven't opened your mouth
dufing the whole session, said an NJ
T.. 10 a fellow member Oh yes !
have. va The reply. yawned through
she whole q your speech
ora Pcrhspsibili,ics says that for
some states there may possibly be
probabilities Of certain suowballs With.
il a few days bot the unscieutifc boy
d the period need have no hopes Of
soakcrs yet
a Brooklyn man. who bad the
toes ~ one foot cut of by horse car,
sued the company for $4,000 damages
81 900 per toe. Tie company denied
responsibility IN toto, but the jury
awarded the plaintiff $500 as me
uAento Of the affair
John Henry. said bis wife with
stony severity, 1 saw you coming out
Of saloon this afternoon. Well,
madam, replied the obdurate John,
you wouldn't have me stay in there,
would you
"A Texas Judge is credited with
TIC iollowing decision The fact Is,
Jones, the jail Is an old. riekeiy affair,
~ cold a. an iron wedge. You aP.
Piled 10 this court for release on bal,
giving Il as your opinion that you
would freeze TO death there. The
weather has not moderated, and to
keep you from freezing, l will direct
lAe sheriff to hang you at four o'clock
this afternoon.
AN Irisbman having accidentally
ssokcu a pane Of glass in window Of
a house, was making the best OF his
way TO get out Of sight. but uniortu'
natcly for Pat, the proprietor stole
march on him, and having seized him
by the collar, exclaimed Didn't you
break that window To he sure
did. replied Pat, and didn't you see
nae running home for the money to pay
for ity
The Indianapolis Herald says
Tho man who designed our State seal
is dead. In the language OF the Dutch
poet. 1t is well, Any man who would
Try 10 make people believe a full grown
buffalo bull would deliberately rush up
10 a granger who was chopping down
. tree at sunrise ought To die.
In Virginia, Mr.. Allen Hannah
has married Miss Hannah Allen, and
now Miss Hannah Allen is Mrs. Han
nah Hannah, and is perhaps, the only
woman in the world whose whole name
can be spelled backward the same as
forward That's what's The matter
with Hannah
A rat. which was caught and
severely wounded by cat the other
day Ia Detroit, squealed so piteously
that two Of its companions came out
81 a hole ia the wall aud attacked the
common enemy with great savageness.
The cat, however, stood her ground,
aud with Que paw on her captive,
made such desperate fight that she
soon drove the assaulting party back
to their hole wounded and 10 con-
fusion She then calmly finished her
meal
1t is related Of Paris portrait
painter that having recently painted
the portrait Of lady. a critic who had
Just dropped Ia 20 see what was going
90 10 the studio. exclaimed: IL il
very nicely painted, but why did ron
take such an ugly model 1t is my
mother. calmly replied the artist Oh,
pardon a thousand times, from the
critic. IN great confusion; you are
right. on ht 10 have perceived It. II
resembles you completely.
4 young fellow entered church
aud took his seat keeping bis bat on.
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