Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1875-09-11
',he Ola Family Journal.

rAa Ola Family Journal.
VARIETY.
A4ssrU,u. paws AlS,si, m,a alvert.s-
e. GOA servant girl. aai ore Of his three
wives Knocked at ,He door .a Tess Jaan hse
hours after tae piper was out.
A party ol the Fin is',o!crs are % attend
size Centennial Sealed proposals Ga supply
ing them ,v..h r,as; missionary should De seat .
az once.
The tobacco worm has attacked the plants .
and good e.o,a,iouist. are posted on the fences
BY the farmers. reading the excellent aa,.-t-
bacco tracts by the late Mr. Trask
a newspaper biosapher, trying TO say his
subject was hardly able to bear the demise If
his wife, was made by the inexorab's printer
20 say, wear the chemiseo Of his wife
The boy with the bare feet, tlsselatej pants,
fathers coat, and a gluiy base ball cap on his
head, appears to have gained permanent
stand 10 the community. -Dm5wy Mars.
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The Columbus Journal, describing an Ohio
politician. says: lie is an honest man by
profession, and he earns bis bread by thes sweat
Of his Jaw"
A good many publishers who expected to
wade through the financial crisis wil. be some
what discouraged when they hear that there's
trouble O., The fords- Commercial 4lrsr,i5sr.
a young manufacturer Of our Acquaintance
Is making money hs, on this motto, parol.ed
from " Poor Rchlri". Elr'y % bed, and
early to rise; never get tight AMI advertise
A Columbia professor repr5yiag a youth for
the exercise Of his fists, said We fight
with our heads here" The youth reflected,
and replied that bu,,iug WASH considered fair
at his last school
I've kaow'I that mule far free yoahs, an
d5u't tiu5 ia: do auimjle would bur, lam
cause" THIS blank space indicates where
the lecture was interrupted, and the speaker
forwarded TO the other side Of tie fence.
Ia Norway. the oages, day lasts three
months. The man whosiN months ago pro-
missed 70 call in a day or two aud settle his
Htlc bi' must have eoae to Norway on "a
VISIT Turner Fails reporter
If You are at church Of a Sla3ly evening
ia August. without fan. cast about your eye
ua,I ., lights on an engaged couple, and.
when you see how close they snug up together,
You wil lose in a graa; degree sense 5t the
lcat-Du,juy Nsrs
When people listen TO peal Of thunder,
and mark, with are, its course as it goes crash
ing through the heavens they Ht,le think that
it viii sour half pint Of milk saved up for
tea. quicker ;bla you can say Jack Robinson.
-Dagj'ry Nst-s
Chorus Of ladies % comedy cura:e why IS
ascending the ladder to hang decorations
" Oh. Nj Swset5w, Do take care Don't 81
up So dangerous: ID come down GA r
Rector .sarcast,caly.-" Really, Sweotl9v.
doa't you think You d better lei, a married mlu
do that"
The mos. attentive man 90 business on re-
cord was be who wrote on his sbop-door
Gone % bury NY wife; return TO half an
hour" 10 was no relation 90 the lawyer who
put upon Dbl, Office door " Be back iu five
minutes, and returned oa'y after pleasure
tsir Of three weeks.
10 oxford street young lady got her dress
tied hack so tight, tic a;ler day, iha, when
sic went into the stree; au iueJraiod jud.y.l-
mIthouslt she vas silk umbrella, and at
tempted to raise her, he Immediately dis