The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-10-15
WHAT THE WITS SAY.

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Here's a go, Vina." Let's bring the
"Boy's nighern is what is troubling Her.
| zigovina and Bosnia now.-a. Joseph Her.
aid. @A=a
Anna Dickinson has travelled 16, 600 miles
| by rail- "and never even had a man wink
at her." She must have kept her veil up
all the time.-Free Press.
The Dodgetown Banner appears in a
new dress this week. It is one of the live
liest sheets in New England without an in
FAINT under it.--Dan6ury Nssos.
The Chicago Times explains Mr.. John
Hays leaving the New York Tribune. It
says: aHis departure is said to be the re-
suit of several Little Breeches in the good
feeling existing between him and the man.
agement, which raised his Bludsoe that he
decided to 60.
The Obituary is the cheerful title of a
paper printed in London, which treats only
of deaths, funerals, cremations, undertak-
ing and the like. As lively, enterprising
sheet (winding sheet) it only needs G.
Washington Child's glowing, but ghastly,
pen to make it the organ of dead people
everywhere Joseph Herald.
Henry Ward Beecher has been giving it
as his opinion that hay fever is disease of
depressed nervous action, and that what
ever raises PERSONS nervous tone raises
him above the assault of the disease. Mr..
Beecher ought, then, to have everlasting
immunity from the fever, for he has had
his nervous tone raised higher than any
man in the COUNT y.-lndianapolss Sentinel
Appended to the notice Of the death of
woman, sent in to our local edition, was
the information that she died "leaving
kind and thoughtful husband crushed with
grief" He wrote and brought in the no.
tice himself, and he was strong enough
with the fumes of onions to have crushed
regiment of kind and thoughtful husbands.
-Danbury Nesos.
Each had long viewed the other as ri
val, and when they met at picnic the 9th
er day Jane took occasion to say very
frankly: "Mary, Harry told me last week
that he didn't really love you." "Indeed,
Jane" replied Mary, with great dignity,
"and he also told me that the most you
could expect if you ever married, would be
to make some man comfortable widower."
Women are only little lower than the an
gels.-Brooklyn Argus.
A cigar manufacturer has entered the
political field in Dubuque as candidate
for alderman. He is said to have some
very strong hackers. Com. Ado. And his
friends are putting him a good deal, we
supose.-Nep Haoen Journal. And he'll
take the "stump," of course ?-Boston
Post. But, really, where can he find his
match Hartford Times. He would try
fresh brand, concha see ?-NoraoicA BuL
lstin.
Will not our contemporaries join with us
in a crusade against that horrible word
"gent?" It is worse than "pants," more
repuisive than "shimmy," more inelegant
than "bub." 1t shouldn't pass current in
the galleys, but still runs round the news
papers. Cincinnati Times. Suppose we
want to speak Of man who is authorized
to do business for another. Can't we call
him agent Neaos.
A poet in Appleton's Journal says: 81
touched the fragrance of her hand" This
is almost equal to the "perfumed light"
that /" steals through the mists Of alabaster
lamps" Poetic license is big thing, and
the poet takes further advantage of it to
refer to her shy, reluctant glove" Next
we shall hear of her coy-buttoned CATERS
and her bashful bustle.-MsIwaukee Senti-
mel.
And now, behold! Another convenient |
avenue has been opened up whereby NOR |
tails can be kicked into the other world. |
Dio Lewis has discovered that oat meal ex-
pands the brain. When the jealous wife |
finds foreign hair lodged on her hus-
bands shoulder she won't be obliged to 60
to the trouble and inconvenience of cutting |
his throat with butcher-knife; but she |
will tempt his appetite with a luscious dish |
of oat meal three times day. And he
will eat and eat and eat till some day, as
he sits at the table there will be loud re-
port, like unto the bursting of a water |
melon, and the faithless husbands brain |
viii go crashing up into the garret, while |
his waywarl soul goes soaring away be- |
yond the reach of temptation and the do
mestic broom. tick.-Detr0st Neys.