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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1875-08-23
A LEXANDRIA AND WASHINGTON
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AIExAS8R6A ana bN KhrX XAsH1FaTSS
fREbIRfoKsBGRe R1IfW1E AMI
DEPoT CoRNKR or SIXTH AND srRrrrs.
Local trains for Alexandra leave as follow
md sna and SiS run nP daily. III fh 81
other trains !a,ly, except Sunday: ,,u.
nj s 3S,1IP is.4. TSs IND
Trains Leaving Washington q Zoo a. N. and 500
connect daily with trains on virgins Midland
Great Southern Express via Richmond leave.
WashinEton LIES p. m, daily, leIcept sunday.l
md Psnn,yiv.nia sys5us, and Sixth street and
r e 81 e al hes
and reiidsacsi through to desti1s alton; ''
ses-tf General PASSENGER Agent.
RALTlMORE POTOMAC r. Z.
Y DEPOT CORNER sIxTH AND sTRIETs n. W,
ana "a s ss SunS @ train, win leave WASH
600 .. r., Northern EIpress, daily, except Mon
sunday and Monday, mailing eonaectiol through
ksPFe.s i foa PaEsis and New
York, daily. except Sunday, ,.,--
,S:as: m, Limited Express for New York and
Est b d,ily; e1cegt Sunday the Yves, ana North.
yl;isp; Ms EiPEes. for Philadelphia and New
s4O p; M. Accommodate for Baltimore, daily,
$50 p; n, Philadelphia express, for PhIladel-
7:io p M, Cincinnati Express daily, West.
sos Q; NJ, For Philadelphia, New York. and Bos-
W:l5 p. m, Pacific express North and West, daily
except Saturday On Saturday, leaves 1t sos D. m.
fC Trsi an "a rope CREEK LINE ie.ve at r4ss
TSains :orp p NHEPoL1s isaHe I a 500. :. m and
p uiim.n Palace Sleeping Car to Pittsuurs Il run
on the train leaving a. 5:IO D. n.
oPthe Rfrain esynF p M 10 except Sturdy a
Palace seeping Car to Rochester Is ru.
on the train leaving At 1o:l5p p. m.
Pullman Palace sleeping Car to Chicago on train
5. and can be ct the
Offices Of the sr Ana checked =. hotel sand pr
e q sSs
fenRsyivanin avenue, and on the northeast corner
sa. tas
sofssr sixth and 3 street b n. BOYD, JR.,
General Passenger Asehhso P66ilt%Ss iRRiSF.
q superintendent. Baltimore. Nd.
1875. rrss SEN 1875.
TO THE NoRrEHS %TEsET, SOUTH AND
SOUTHWEST:
On and aftsr NAY 2, hss, trains vii ran u
washington 500 =. N. Baltimore. g. .. m.
:: =: s:Is 3 3: m n: =: s:5sP 3: c:
THE GREAT DOUBLE TRACK RouTEP 2 NJ
with ELEGANT SCENERY, Palace state-rcom,
day and night cars with modern Improvement
500 a. m. daily, except Monday, to Baltimore,
and daily TO Canandaigua, except Sunday and
Monday, making connection with Rochester Tor
Buffalo and Niagara Falls
u:I a m daily, except Sunday, West and North
to WIlliamsport and Lock Haven.
5:lO D. m. daily, FER Ptttsburg and the West.
lol6 ;. m. daily, except Saturday, West and NORTH
On Saturday, ats :0e p. m for the West.
Rh from WAsliuRtOu TO PlttaburQ. Chic1EO,
and Rochester without change.
Tickets by this route can be procured Il the OF.
Aces, northeast corner OF Thirteenth street and
Pennsylvania avenue and Sixth street and Penn.
Psssensers procuring tickets at these onnces can
burg, Chicago. and Rochester' ,ovn -
General Passenger Agent, PhiiSdeiphi.,Ps.
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DY GEORGE w. sTICKNEY,
IL Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer,
Room 10, LIE Droit Building.

u Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer,
Room 10, lie Droit Building.
TRUSTEES, SALE OF Two-sroRY FRAME
DWELLING, NO. 40 CARROLL STREET,
BETWEEN FIRST AND SECOND STREETS
AND B AND o STREETS SOUTHEAST.
By virtue Of deed Of trust, dated December q,
a. ID. 1874, duly recorded in Liber No. 40, folio
A3 enc OF the land records for the District Of Co
lumbia, and at the request Of the party secured
thereby will sell at public auction, In front Of
the premises, on FRIDAY, August q, 1875, at s
O'Clock p m, the followin g-described real estate
Being the east psft Of lot twenty-ninc, C,9,) in
square seven hundred and thlrty-two, CT32 'front.'
ing twenty-five (22) feet, more or lesI, on Carroll
street, by o uniform depth Of one hundred (l00)
feet, to an alley, together with the Improvements,
&c.
1erms-One third cash: balance at six and
twelve months, with interest ct ten per cent, per
tloo viii be required at time OF sale, and all con-
yeyancing at purchasers cost.
CHARLES b. MouLT0N, / trustees.
aul4-STu&ds GEO. W. STICKNEY, Auct.
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RAILROADS.
MIDLAND RAILROAD

TUE VIRGINIA 80 .--.---....-.
MIDLAND RAILROAD
IL offering every accommodation TO the travelling
public, with DOUBLE DAILY TRAINS, leaving
Washington from the Baltimore and Potomac De-
pot corner Sixth and b streets ats Am. aud p.
Pullman's Sleeping Cars on =. trains through to
New Orleans without change. and on D. trains
through to White Sulphur without change. This
isthe only line running two daily trains, and the
only one running sleeping cars TO white Sulphur
and all watering-plaees on the Chesapeake and
Ohio road. For excursion and sleeping-car tickets
call at oompany's Office, COS Pennsylyania Avenue
g. l. FOREACRE,
J. M. BReADUs, .
General Ticket A gent. ty24-tset
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AUCTION SALES
Future Days.
pY GEO. ". sTICKNEY,
- Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer,
koom 10. lie Droit Building


ID Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer,
koom 10, lie Droit building.
SALE OF yALUABLE lMPRoyED PROPERTY
ON The SOUTHEAST COREER OF SOUTH
FAST EAST, CAPITOL HILL, At PUBLIC AUG
BY Virtue Of /. decree Of the Supreme Court Of the
District Of Columbia, passed IN . certain cause
Ehsreln William McLssn e conglain. nt and Mary
ss 8 sfs 9 81 ave Il Il R Ss
S sssss ,es = 3 4 4
tiss sion Of part Of Original lot No. !. in
square No. 81. -.
snd aas nss
Frame Dwelling and Store, with stable-yard. -
san sRd 81 sacS o a on
prepared, and will be exhibited on the ground on
Terms Or sale, One third of the purchase-money
eash; balance in equal insalments, At six, twelve
to give notes for The deferTsd piymenis besIinS IN
ssrsst At The iste Of eight per cent PEI snnum 70
Van 5. TeaGirsd q he pSrch..sr g Sc time Of
chaser. EUGENE CARUSI, Trustee.
au1l-wFM&ds Auctioneer.
RY Z. ]. SWEET,
ID Real Estate Broker and AuctIoneer,
No. Si1 seventh street, opposite o. s. Post once.
Tf FKSIE bw sAhh or =: gEsFEsFSEE
NORTHWEST.
By virtue Of . deed Of trust, dated March u, A.
ID. 1873 duly recorded In Liber No. Tao folio 50 ct
sea-, one Of the land records for the District Of
Columbia and At the request of the party secured,
shall sell at public auction, in front Of the prem
Uses, on WEDNESDAY,, August 8, 1875, at
O'Clock ,. m, the following described real estate,
situate In the city OF Washington. d. O., to wit:
Being part Of lot sixteen, Q6, In square four hun
on north N street twenty-one (21l feet west from
the northeast OF sasd lot and thence
sttwenty (0l feet by uniform depth Of one hum
dred and twenty. -four u2D feet, together with the
Terms: One third cash, balance at six and twelve
months, with interest at ten per cent. per annum,
secured BY deed Of trust; or al cash AZ the option
quired At time of sale. All conyeyancing at the
p'''' BRkiNHRD h. WARNER. Trustee.
z. j. SWEET,
au1+-STu&ds Auctioneer.
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AVN, KINDS OF 9ENTLEMEN'S CAST
"A "a WearInR apparel can be sold 70 the very best
sdvnlfare BIZ addressing or calling on JUSxH, 61s
n sfFeet between Sixth and Seventh northwest
Nots. n mai promptly attended 70 oaan paias
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AMERICAN LINE.
NAIL STEAMSHIPS.

Only Line CARRYING The American Flag.
Sailing every Thursday from PHILADELPHIA
For Queenstown and Liverpool.
Cabin, intermediate and Steerage
ACCOMMODATIONS UNSURPASSED,
Bates as low as by any other hrst-clAss Lima.
PETER WRIGHT 4 SONS, General Agents,
PHILADELPHIA
II. d, COOKE & CO.,
aule-1y 1923 street, Washington, ID. @
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MERCHANTS LINE OF STEAMSHIPS
Ill BETWEEN
WASHINGTON AND NEW YORK.
Hereafter the fine steamships Z. @. khI9HT and
JOHN GIBSON will make regular WEEKLY
TRIPS BETWEEN NEW YORK, ALEXAN-
DRIA, WASHINGTON and GEORGETOWH, as
every Saturday at 4 p. N. Leave Georgetown
every Tuesday at 10 g. N. and Alexandria the same
day.
For full information apply 10 i. P. A. DEN
HAM, business ONCE and wharf, So WAFER street,
Georgetown, At the Office Of the president, near
P-streei bridge j, W. THOMPSON,
iaIl-tf President.
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PROPOSALS FOR GOAL.


QuARTERMAsTKR's OYYIcR,
z. 3. MILITARY ACADEMY, )
WEST PoINr, N. Y, August 2, 1875. J
Written proposals will be received at this Office
until SEPTEMBER i, 1876, at which time and
place they will be opened in the presence of Did
oers, fer the delivery on the North Wharf, at
West Point, Of the following quantities Of Goal,
Of the best quality, for supply Of Quartermasters
Department and United States Military Acad-
envy, viz: 700 tons, Stove size Pittston 1000 tons,
Egg size, LackawanpA; $50 tons, Stove size,
LscksWannL; 1000 tons, Chestnut size, LackS-
wanna.
Name of Coal, and price Of each kind, stated
separately.
Preference will be given to articles Of domestic
production.
The Coal must weigh 2 $40 pounds to the ton,
and be delivered between the 10th day of Septem-
Der and the 10th day Of October next.
Facilities mot including men) for unloading,
VIII be furnished.
Proposals to be a. dressed to
Q: p. MILLER,
auRo
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NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON
IN THROUGH LINE TO BALTla ACRE,
PRI-ADkLPHlA.
ALL -oI IN TIN, NEW ERGIAS1
THROUGH BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND
NEW YORK
WITHOUT CHANGE OF CARS.
The equipment on this line Is new and of the most
T alssshs az IH ih%VPrSEed L aRiss;
PHRLoR t CAR Train IN fxc c Is EgLt5hAN
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS ON
NIGHT TRAINS.
On and after MAY q, 1875, trains by this
nne VIII leave Depot Of Baltimore and Potomac
Railroad- corner Of Sigh and streets follows:
7:s6 .. 70: Express for Philadelphia, New York and
o., m. L hnit Sriy s1sspt sTInTG,y "a,
for Philadelphia, New York and points East
LIS ?. q. Express for Philadelphia and New York
- dAlly, except Sunday.
$50 ?: n. Express for Philadelphia and way points
s:os ?: n: Express for Philadelphia, New York and
PtILMAN PHREoR CARS on all Day Trains.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS on
Tickets and information can be procured at the
BAGGAGE called for and checked At hotels and pri-
vate residences on orders left At the ofces ofthe
company, northeast corner Thirteenth street and
Pennsylvania avenue, and on the northeast corner
OF Sixth street and Pennsylvania avenue.
Depot BALTIMORE & POTOMAC RAILROAD,
corner Sixth and streets Royn IN
General Passenger Agent, Phiiaaelphis, Pa.
febl5 Superintendent, baltimore, Nd.
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PROPOSALS.

DROPosALs. -. -.
= III NAVY YAzD, NEW York,
DEPARTMENT OF YARDS AND DOCKS,
CIVIL ENGINKKR,s OFFICE, July 90, 1875.
Sealed proposals for removing the slate from an
iron truss roof IN this navy yard (stIe 800 by 5s)
and covering the same with Joist, plank and slate
to line the cutters and furnish and put up iron
ventilator shutters, according to specifications 10
the ONCE Of the civil engineer Of the yard Will be
received at the once of said civil engineer In the
navy yard, until Il o'clock at noon Of the 3oth day
of August, instant.
Proposals should be Endorsed Proposals for
Plumbers Shop Roof"
and all bids which may be deemed not for Its In
terests. sar1.'-E > - - - -
BY order Of S. q. ROWAN, Vice Admiral, com.
msndiDg. NORMAN STRATTON,
eu7 Civil Engineer.
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RALTIMoRE AND OHIO RAILROAD
NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON AIR
= II" ... ... LINE.

RAATlmOhE AND OHIO RAILROAD
NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON AIR
= . ~. .. LINE
! -...Hsrs Summer Schedule.
% B B.IslRSE: an: :as ny ''
s:Sa m. B1ltimers, annapolis, Frederick snt
M .sa a. Relay
" A'' Cars 70 White Sulphur and Cape Nay May
sOO. Ns S,, SSS1 Philsdsphia Boston, and
500 a. m. Chicago, Columbus, sandusky, Cinciu.
S Sa b bSSiP .4s, B e. egi' Il.s:
town, and Frederick; Psrlor ears.
$50 8. m. WsshlngsSn yunstiOn and way sts-
M:so a. m. Baltimore. EIiicOtf City and Way Sta
I.mp. m. New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Nor.
@ and B on s1SSsy D R.SsIn a Reia
way stations only, ~ -'' ~
IS p. m. FEsderick, Wilmington Junction and
Way Stations. VIA Metropolitan
as p. m. Baltimore, Frederick and Way Sta
500 p. m. Baltimore and Philadelphia.
$40 p. m BaltImore, Annapolis and Way Sta
5:sOp. m. Ciicsgo. st., Louis, Louisville, Column
BUS s1ldpsky. Cincinnati; Deer
e.1a s seTssls IIflinsSurF. Pullman
sop. m. Haeerstown; Winchester and Way
lisp. m. Bsiti%o Fillmore and New YORK. way Sta
tons Sundays.)
s:b D. m. Baltimore and Way Stations.
$500 p. Baltimore Fast Express.
s:I5p. m. Baltimore, Philadelphia, New York and
Boston, Fast Express.
HIS p, m. Fast Express. Chicago, St. Louis,
PIttsburg, Deer Park and Berkeley.
Pullmah cars. Breakfast ct Grafton.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Boston, Fast Express
Baltimore ana Way statlons-s:oO s. m, l:so,
$500 7:I5 and s:I5 D. M
p. m.
Wests:oo a. m, $50 and IL rs p. m, stopping as
An trains stop at viAduct Hotel, Relsp House
For further information apply At the Baltimore
and Ohio ticket offices, Washington Station, and
as Pennsylvania avenue, where orders will be
taken for baggage to be checked and received at
any point in the city. THOS. r. SHARP
Master Of Transportation.
LIN. COLE, General Ticket Agent.
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WOOD, WnOO
COAL! GALl

wholesale and Retail Dealers In all Kinds 0
Coal and wood. Cumberland Coal.
Depot At RILEY'S whArves, foot Of Elevenn
~ fVpiffh areets so1skwegt.
Br.nch y,sd, street, between Second and Thirt
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PROPOSALS FOR FUEL.

OFF1oE OF PUBLIC BuILDINes AND GROUNDS
CoR. PKNHA. AVE. AND TwENTY-FIRsT ST.,
WASHINGTON, d. o., August 2 1875.
Sealed proposals will be received until August
81, 1875, for furnishing this ONCE with Fuel for
the fiscal year ending June DO 1876.
For further Information apply at the ONCE.
D. E. BABOOUK,
sue6t Colonel Of Engineers, u. S. A.
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me DOLLAR SAVED.

CHEAP RAILROAD TICKET OFFICE.
Railroad tickets bought or sold, to or from all
points, ut reduction upon any once or depot in
this n city: Apply to M. d; WHITEsIDE,
Washington d. G, jalS-1y
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WASHINGTON AND OHIO RAILROAD.
SUMNER ARRANGEMENT, BEGINNING
TWO rp,nvs APRIL %, Is7S; s,,x,r
BETWEEN AIFXLSDRfS Am oRof1NIi

TWO TEAMS DAILY, EXCEPT SUNDAY,
BETWEEN ALEXANDRIA AND ROUND
Leave Washington at . =. N. and p. m, and
AlexAndriA a. s:l0 Q. N. and $40 d. m. /; pass
Ieesburg, going westward, At 1l:2O g.. m and $40
p. M, and arrive at Round Hill AZ II m. and z p.
pass Leesburg, going eastward, at .. m. and 1:l6
p. N, and arrive at Alexandria Sis O. and AIS
Passenger from Washington viii take the
Washington and Ohio cars at the Baltimore and
and go through to Round Hill without change OF
The $40 .. m. train from Alexandra and la:sor
n: train from Round Hill connect At Round Hill
with Harris Daily Line OF Coaches for Smokers
Vile, BerTyvDle and Winchester; also, with
Reamer's Line Of Coaches, which leave LeesburF
daily for Alde and Middleburg.
Both Trains westward make close connection at
Vienna with sisson's Line OF Stages for Fairfax
Court-House.
Commutation tickets, 0 cents per mile; annual
tickets, So r. h. HAVEHER,
Rp6-n General Tickat
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DY b. H. WARNER,
- Real Estate Broker and Auctioneer,
Federal Buildings, corner Of seventh and streets
northwest.

au1s-d4ds 1T oof Ii LII, Salesman D n
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-09-02

Ing. The mules didn'r eyipcu NM 3,
Imposition 10 ~ iu, when jack mount.
co. one OF them and struck d STUNNING
dow with large stick, and IN n,
Wenl-nol the mUlc, tut Ja.k-r,,hl
over the head of the animal he Ind
mounted, striking the bottom of thp
river so close 90 the bank, so hard win
ms unprotected hra3 us To ulun,t
9rea( bis meek. lie sculleI and noun-
Iefed about and finally got out und
uroYe on, multerlnE. 81 Away, did
SPlSe ual mutt, and when he wants
water Hgin, he NUT go artrr IL hissFC
Jot drat my old treethes if I'd water
MN II he was rs hot rs II Wue-urake
on fire, '- Nicksburg Herald.
The account published In SOME ob.
srufe Western paper Of the huding Of
tne lost balloonist, Donaldson, and of
ms confession TO the party of nicn who
FOUND aim, Of having thrown his COM
pahlon NrlmwuOd, out OF the basket
m order to Tighten the balloon, il said
by the 81 Louis Republican to be what
every body supposed il to he--a canard.
The man who could bring himself to
rohcnct so thrilling and horrible Il lie
IN scoIn o! every principle Of humans
ity aud decency, aud in shameless dis.
regard OF the feelings OF those VINO
mourn the loss Of their sons and broth
ers, almost deserves the fate he 80 WV
ldIy Tut falsely represented rs having
been loor tirimwoods. However littlp
men who wanl0nly and fOolishY risk
and lose their lives may be entitled to
the sympathy or respect Of the world,
surely those to whom they were dear
should be safe from mockery, n. o.
Bulletin.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-09-02
SOCIETIES.


|
All Masonic bodies meet at $40 Main street,
| over G. M. Wheat's store.
| DALLAS COMMANDERY No. 9, Knights
Templar, Will meet ut the Asylum in the city
| of Dallas, ON the first Thursday after the last
" FRANK AUSTIN, h. c.
| ED. q. BOWER, Recorder.
| DALLAS CHAPTER, No. AZ, Royal Arch
MasOns meets ut the Chapter Rooms in the
city Of Dallas, on the hrst Monday III eaoh
month.
Z.E. COOMBEs, NJ, e. II. p.
JOSEPH l.. FISHER, Sccrotarv
! TANNEHlLL LODGE, No. 81, 4, q a. NJ,
| meets ON the second and last Saturday even
| ings of each month, at the MasoniG Hail
r, q. BOWER, w. NJ.
| w. X. CORNISH, Secretary.
| DALLAS LODGE, No ll2 y. y A. NJ
meets on the first and third Saturday even.
| ings of every month, nj its hail over L. NJ
"H'"' ''''' '" ". q. Common, WIN.
A. W. NowLIN, Secretary.
odd Fellows.
Eureka Lodge, D. d., IL o. o. r., meets nj
| Richardson, Dallas county, every weakness
day evening, at half-paSt O'clock ~ -
j. $. FLOYD, Secretary.
RIDGELEY ENCA MPMENT No. 20, |. o.
Uii,,h'I's IN eacb month. nj the odd Fellows.
Wa1il, IL. q. BOIlNY, {. =.
MORSE KAHN, Scribe.
nNTrAs tonGE M. A. IO.O.F., meets
p a,.li,. SvynIn"sdov night nj the Odd Eel.
| on "Syu19 " '"''''""' 4 CANDY. N. q,
lows ,r r,,,,, Secretary,
NJ lnna f,' 90, ,,,r, ,, - an ,,oots
TlslS,ill io ,,Tgh, az odd feIows hall.
''''' A. $. JET, N. G.
ELI MCCONNELL, Secretary.
,,,,..p,,t toDpr n u ~
| THOMAS $780, i ~ LUi,NStr,t la ,rI,nnn.
Chapel churcli. - ,,,,oun ur ~ ~
SION =; hEtohp' W. " l.
| j. W. RECORD W. SecreG''N'
| DALLAS LODGE No lIS, !, o. q. r., meets
nvery Frday night, ut their lodge room, on
! Main street, between Austin and Lamar.
W. ). ODELL, W. u Il
A. il, CLINTON, w. -
limited FRIENDS OF TEMPERANCE
| Meet every Monday night NJ old tOiioBt
hwIlJinr. Elm street, ~ eight o'clock =, NJ,
NJ. 3. FRANKLIN, W. 4.
j. N. RussEII X. y.
WNni BN'ih'
nATIAS Lodge No, 1917, B'NAI BIRTH
,,no,a nv"rv second and fourth Tuesday in
l,,rI month President, ID. G0sln; vice pres
e eiiom, Woisn KAHN. secretary, Joseph II
i Fri"na. monitor, ii, Goslin; treasurer, Eman
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Amy Name Tor II Dog.
lFrOm The Detroit Free pIcss.I

IFrOm the Detroit Free Press.
A citizen 81 Gratoit avenue called on
the Chief Of Police yesterday, and with
ont any diminishing around he III
qurod:
"lsn't dere ZONE law about dot ~
"What is that?" asked the chief.
"Cun dot he dot n weller shall call
his dog Bismarck ~ replied the man.
"Why, Il mnn can name his dog any
name he wants to, suppose"
"He can ~
"Yes.n
"And dot man shall call his dog
Bismarck ?"
"Yes.n
"And re law ish no goot?"
"N0.u
"Hi ha yes shall go NIT my
house and name my dog Shorge- wash
ington Sheneral Grant POSTMASTER
Shewell-pooty quick "
And he was red in the face as he
left.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-09-02
MISCELLANY V.

Indiana girls delight in wrestling
matches, and the enamOred SWANS
cry out, "Give us n wrest"'
-"He doesn't look like poet said
a sentimental young lady, inspecting n
photograph of Longtellow; mo-" said
her brusque old uncle, "real poets
never do.H
Turkish tailors are never reproaeh-
ed for misiits. They have only to cut
out two bags, hitch them together and
the customer has tirSt-class pair OF
trowsers.
A lassie wrote to young man she
had taken q fancy to, Come ana meet
me in the cleaning, John" and when
the time came John wasn't there. lie
subsequently, explained that he couldh :
find such place.
A boy recently found poclietbook
aud returned it to its owner, VINO gave
him five-cent piece. The boy looked
at the coin an instant, and then hand
ing it reluctantly back, audibIy sighed
Us he said, al can't change it,"
A youngster being required TO
write composition upon some p0r-
ton Of the human body selected IIlat
which unites the head to the body, ana
eXpoundod rs follows: "a throat Is
convenient to have, especially to roos-
tiers and ministers. The former cuts
corn and crows with it; the latter
breaches through hisn, and then Ties
ii up. This is pretty much all can
think of about necks."
The American team will now be
challenged by the Texas team aI AUS
tin. We have here ut the fair grounds
the costliest and best shooting gallery
and most perfect targets ana grouh4s'
and clenrest atmosphere, in the world
Those fellows that have been shooting
in Europe know nothing about the AIRY;
A $1,000 prize and $4,000 wagerS VIII
be put up on the Austin marksmeh'--
Austin Statesman.
A meek looking stranger was SIT
ting on the station platform reaulilB y
newspaper last evening, when he SUD,
denly let il fall from his hands ahU
hurst into tears. "What Ia your grieI'
my dear sire" hastily asked an aston
iShed and sympathetic bystander' inc
afflicted looked up with eyes stream
Ing. "Strauger" he gasped, "d9 YOU
know there hain't single eX'fresl
dent alive?" aud again he bowed hI'
head and wept.- Danbury News
BY u prudent old gentleman Az
WAYS sit next to the carver, If you can
ut dinner. Ask no woman her age
Make friends with the stewart OF
board steamer-there's no knoWlnt
how soon you may be placed III M
power. In every strange house IL !
well TO inquire where the brandy !
kept-only think you were taken II
in the night Keep your own secreu
tell no human being you aye you
whiskers. Write not one letter whicl
you can possibly help-tho man wh'
Keeps large correspondence Is y mar
TYR tied up, not to the stake, ont 10 tn'
post. Wind up your conduct IKE you
watch, once every day examine mn,
utely whether you are "fast' OF SLOW
-[punch.
IA stubborn mule IL the wust thinl
a Teller can fool with,' says josh Blll
ngs, and 80 thinks Jack Green, wh'
came In from the country yesterday
with u wagon, aud drove the mule
down to the river above the ferry land