The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-03-13


down on me"
parlor suite to cost $3.50 900 is said
have been ordered by Californian III
ionaire.
Organic mat.er-That ground in the mill
the Washington Rep'd,tican.
A dressmaker's apprentice speaks OF b
cross-eyed lover as the fellow whose looks a
cut bias.
The latest in umbrellas is i'm oval pane
glass inserted in the front breadth to @ sigh,
anything approaching.
"Boys, what IS stratum Z" A layer.
"Mention an example" "A hen. "Yes
and a ship; she lays TO-"
Shreveport mans wife has cloped wit
four sewing machines and baby. The hus
band feels sort of sewed up.
Good clowns are getting very scarce in tn
circus business Congress having well Mig
monopolized all the talent in that line.
"Ouida" says an exchange. sis forty, am
has never been married" How in the nam
Of common sense, then, can she be q Oulda
Tilton testified that his mother-in-law wa
very eccentric woman. Now, most mothers
in-!aw are disposed to be rather concentric.
"Please don't, said young lady to per
son who touched her foot under the table
I
Arkansas, no longer trod by the hoof Of
the ruthless invader, should now be called
1.-The fair land Of Poland" Especially as
she has her Warsaw.
Sothern is going to play in Australia after
making an extended tour. but adds "If
should die in the meantime, it may slightly
alter my programme
When the envous Miss McFIimsey sees her
rival dressed in something more than ordina-
rily elegant, she simply mutters the signif-
cant word smugged."
First he sends US Emory, which is rough,
then he sends us Sheridan, which is rougher,
and now he proposes to bore us with an
Augur Can't the President let US have
Pease!
When one Of Beecher's counsel told how
his client had been driven out of Brooklyn at
a muzzle of sheet of commercial note, a
juryman declared that he could not Tracy's
meaning.
IL la, CT bp lie
tened to a neighbor complaining of the teeth
ache, very complacently observed: 81 never
have the teethache alters cut my finger nails
on "A Saturday.
The cashier Of the Citizens Savings Bank
(Grunewald HalD gives notice in another
column that public school teachers certiti-
Gates for July last, deposited with that bank,
will be paid on demand.
"What becomes of all the pins ?'-Er. If
the writer of that will move around the house
In his house after day of dressmaking. he
will get more real valuable information on the
subject than all the books in the world can
give him.
destituts woman in the suburbs. being
asked by benevolent visitor what she needed,
said she didn't want to put anybody out, or
be thought to be of complaining disposition,
but if it was not asking too much. she would
like lock-box in the postoffice.
Minnie Parker, of Peoria, overheard two
lovers quarreling over her. She seized them
where the hair grew short, and banged their
heads together and the hollow reverberations
which followed startled everybody out of bed
with the apprehension that the ice had broken
up in the river.
1t is surprising how the bell-puncn system
is spreading. 1t is said that in Philadelphia |
several of the churches are about compelling |
the deacons to carry those unwieldy instru |
ments around with them while taking up the |
collection, and strike the bell every time one
of the congre CATION drops nickel
..Do you lend money here?" asked farmer,
rs he accosted a broker, yesterday. Eyes,
SIR was the reply GLOW much INTEREST,"
some per cent month" wall, that's a
durn high interest, pears to me" continued
the old man, but guess I'll take dollar
and a half for two weeks. as I've got to raise
some boots for Hiram, and I'm leetle
short
Whenever fresh kiss is discovered in the
Brooklyn trial, one of the jury turns pale,
shivers little, and drops over in a fainting
fit The poor man is brought to by the APP
of ica and ba small Of |
ers, and then he heaves long sigh of disap-
pointment to find that he must survive to
hear the startling crack of other kisses, pa
ternal, fraternal, friendly, hostile ingratatory,
deceptive. intellectual, accidental, sympa-
thetic and parQxysmal. !,