The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-12-23
PENNSYLHANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY scHNTTzLER.
DUNNER'sBARRICK, Dec. der ut, II

| shlechty lett os es in der welt hut, un es
is mer ehmohls fore kumma os mer ON
end noch all mitnoner tzum dihenker gea
missa. Aver now sin mer uf m rechta
track, un sell is wass mich 30 orrick goot
feela maucht, un de Fanny sawgt Sc feelt
aw goot derweaga Den yusht amohl
drau, sheer oily dawg lase'd mer in de
Tzeitunga fun mord, un dote maucha, un
shtalerei, un betreega un leega un ailer-
lea onnery deivelei. Aver now gookts os
wann uns n Himmel ufder Ard ershei-
ma wet. Noch dem expect ich hard mer
nix mea fun sthala, dote maucha, leega,
betreega, sowfa, fucha odder heichla.
Sell is es wass mich happy maucht. Der
Moody un Sanky hen now fire owet. De
lett werra now all goot un frumm un
Krishtlich un ehrlichl lona revival meet
ings odder Sundawg shoola. I'm des is
now aw g'nunk for ennich ebber happy
maucha.
De TACT is, now huts kea demokrawta
mea un aw kea Republicans-selly sort
politics sin GUS g'shpeelt. De woch fore
der letsht hen de Meddadishta porra au
grossy convention g'holta in Boston un
hen N neie party g'shtart un der nawma
fun der nei party is de Gilhavensleit.
De hawpt plank in platform fun der nei
arty is os mer n law passa for der del
fel abolisha un yeadam mon os es ticket
vote n free pass gevva for grawd in der
Himmel nj. Un Sc hen aw der Grant
g'nominate ais der Gilhavenist candidate
for President. Now sawg ich, luss uns
all nj gea for der Grant-net der Repub-
lican Grant, un aw net der same Grant
wo der heed boss is fun whisky ring wo
auwer der nei gebora, bek@rt un recon-
shtruCt 'Lissus S. Grant, Ar is now gor
nimmy we ar ais war; aver frumm,
Krishtlich. ehrliCk un goot hartzich.
Un now luss uns all nj gea for cen cleo
ia uf m Gilhaven platform-un sell
maucht uns all gooty Krishta. Dino ken.
ma mer n law passa os de lett all goot 81
missa-de Beevel lasa uns Fodder Unser
saWga about dri mohl oily Sundawg.
Is es now net wunnerlich os mer net
shun long uf den Gilhaven plan kum-
ma sin for unser religion un politics2
Now kenna mer unser political meetings
un all unser Gottes-deensht uf amohl
runna. I'm wann mer der Grant uf den
goota neia Krishtlich platfrom electa,
d'no Kenna mer de gons Karrich ma
chinery regulata-de Ludderishe, de
Presbyterian, de Baptists, de Meddadishta
Cordullishe, de Reformeerta, de Effon-
galishe un all tzomma consolidate by law
in ca Gloss, unner IN nowma fun Gilhav.
enleit. Els con 81 os dale ferleicht
wennich kicka dergeaga, aver suppose Sc
dun? Wass wela Sc du derweaga Wann
30 lett We de Baptists shtuvverich werra
un wella's net de os Sc era bubbelin
dawfa lussa I'm der pOrra betzawla for
der job, eli don dut mer Sc eva feinda
about hunnert dawler, odder Sc in de Jail
shteCka, un ena Weisa os in unserm freia
lond kenn de lett aw net yusht exactly
du we Sc wella. Un es con aw 81 osa
dale fun de Cordulishe shtuvverich
werra un wella era religion net uf gevva,
auwer mer muss es ena yusht 80 maucha
Sc compella era Guttes deensht tzu
vienna according tzu der Gilhaven prin-
ciple De Presbyterian sin aw rather
shtuvveriChe set, un de Ludderishe un
Reformeerda aw un de same rule bringt
Sc au tzum goota Gilhaven fershtond.
Un uf den plan secura mer ca gooty,
grossy soundy un fershtendiche KHr-
rech, un der General Grant der head
Fore-shter derfu. Sein title is dino. His
Excellency, ,Rt, Rev. Gen. U. S. Grant, Pres
ident of the United States, un L. l.. d.,
D. D., A. M. W@r d'no preddicha will
muss n license hauwa FINN Government,
we onner lett aw os in bizness game.
Der Simon Cameron, un der Ben But
Ter un der Bob Mackey un all so lett
Eanno dino IN nho g.
pointments seCura-so Offices we Bishops
un Elders un Fore-shtar. Es gebt dino
aw n neies Cabinet officers-der Secre-
tary of Religion. For selly Office wer
der BabcoCk yusht der very mon. I'm
we'll der Boss Tweed travella gonga is
wer's n gooter plan wann der K. r. G.
U. s. Grant, L. L. D., D. D., A. NJ, eem
aw n commission shicka date ais Boss
fun foreign mission Board. Un denk
amohl dram wass es SO feel onnery neie
officers gebt unnerm neia Religious Gil
haven Political system. All de Mission
Boards, un K@rricha Tzeitunga un Sun
dawg Shoola un Revival meetings KUN.
ma unner 8 United Shtates Government.
Auwer de Fanny sawgt now sidder os
mer de nei religion party hen sin de re-
vival meetings GUS g'shpeelt, for now
kenna Sc n law passa os de lett compell-
ed w@rra in de Kaerrich gea un sich Gus
gevva for gooty Krishta, un sell is aw SO,
un sell is wass mich now 80 goot feela
maucht, for ich bin sure os ich now aw
in Himmel KUN. .
Feel lett hen ais contend os politics gor
nix tzu du hut NIT religion, un os n
yeader du con we ar will. Selly idea is
now GUS g'shpeelt, sidder os sell Media
disht convention fun porra der Grant
g'nominate hen der onner dawg. Ar is
now der religion-G Gillhaven Meddadisht
candidate, un wann ar 'leCt waerd muss
ar aw Krishtlich 81, un frumm, un goot,
un nemond in Office du os net g Fodder
Unser ouswendich sawga con, un aw de
shrift lased un oily Sundawg in de Kaer-
rich gait. For n gooty Office secura muss
anes dino de KaerriCh joina-net de
Baptist, odder Ludderish, odder Presby-
terian, odder Reformeert un aw net de
Cordullish, aver de same Kaerrich wo
der Grant now run'd for President.
De Fanny sawgt es date Sc now net
wunnera wann de Baptist aw era eagner
candidate runna, un de Ludderishe uu
Reformeerta aw. Sc visa besser os sell,
for de Meddadishta hen now der inside
track. Ich hoh n notion un griCk now
aw wennich fun sellam neia sort relig-
ion-gooty, soundy Political Religion, un
i'm neagshta campaign gea ich OILS on
de political meetings un wann amer eb-
bas goots sawgt fun Grant, odder fun
Babcock, odder whisky straight, den
shout ich ais 'Amen" so loud os ich
greisha con, un sell secured mer aw n
gooty office un gebt mer n grossy supply
true blue religion besides. Hurra for
Gilhaven un de Meddadisht convention I
Hurra for Grant
SAMMY SCHNITzLER,
A new Funeral Reform Company, in