Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1875-01-26
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ttsly>s finances, is said, can be
managed to get her out of debt in
about 200 years
Chicago proposes an international
exhibition of poultry, cats, dogs,
ponies, Ash, etc.
Philadelphia PAPERS assert that all
nseh of cents will visit the centen-
Nal exhibition.
-Four oysters to each guest is
liberal preliminary to an English
dinner. Scarcity does it.
A scientific paper says '.you mustn't
kiss the baby because you may give
it the diphtheria.
The Prince of Wales avs Irving's
Hamlet is the finest pei Torrance he
ever saw. That settles it.
Richmond, Va, has abolished her
detective force. Some other cities
might profitably follow her example.
The New York Mai says "the less
fuss Mr.. Meyer Stern makes the bet
ter it will be for b im." Now it's
Myers turn.
When gentlems n and lady are
walking upon the street, the lady
should walk inside the gentlem an
says an exchange. Ny!
A young WEN an who sued for
breach OF prom Use of marriage in
Dubuque, Iowa, lost her case be-
cause she coutd not produce writ
ten promise fro m the CAV deceiver,
as required 'Rg Uhe law.
IN defHf~Ay when the vote of the
jury stands M' against six, the pris
over 'fs'augU1 tied. A vote Of seven
against 'flVe, leaves the decision to
tne 'Court e nd in vote of eight
'againstHoT the prisoner is convic-
ted.
Inc bsHl ,eror of China has COM
rif"hoeu'a collection of Chinese po-
GINS '1foh the earliest times to be
his'oe. he collection will be pub
iisheoH III two hundred volumes. The |
EhlPsfo possesses a library of more |
than #, ma. h,,drod ,bons.nd vol
'unfcs.
1T s,.tod that two,tv .f;va bus.
bands oro j., tbo Nov, uay.n aims.
'0"s for failing to support their
'"n board, and any surplus wages |
30 ,,,o s,nnor, - thoir e,ni,ias
Are you going after that sugar?"
90 He'd Marquette, Mich, mother to
.er boy, who was in the street. cam
going after that sugar." drawled
the youth in saucy and impudent
tone; but just then he happened to
see his father coming up behind him
and he said, very respectfully and
lovingly, " Why, of course I am,
ma; I didn't know you needed it
right away
An actress Of one of the prominent
PARIS theatres approached the physi-
clan of the establishment the other
day and said, "Doctor, You can do
me a great favor" "Name it" said
the doctor, who was enamored of the
actress. "Oh, was the response, " it
is not very difficult thing. You
are the physician of Mile. 2. She is
my rival. want you to give her
fever which will keep her from the
stage for fortnight"
There is no fooling with life, when
it is once turned beyond forty; the
seeking of fortune then is but a
desperate after-game; it is hundred
to one if a man fling two skies, and
recover all; especially if his hand is
no luckier than mine.
FROM Florida comes the romantic
story of Della Jones, tuil-blooded
negress, forty years of age. She fell
desperately in love with young
white man, a carpenter, and, realiz-
ing the fact that he could never be
anything to her, she turned her pro-
perty into cash($7, 25O, left it to him
by will, and then went off and
drowned herself,
The Tuscumbia (Ala.) Chronicle
tells the following election story: At
our primary election, one of our
sturdy sons OF the mountains came
into town to exercise his rights as a
free sovereign of free State, and
cast his vote for the man of his
choice. He approached the polls
and handed in his ticket. "What is
the manner" asked one of the judges.
A