The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1875-04-21
Our speIIin' Mach.
RUTLmeE Tennysea
April y 18 and rs.

MIsTUR EDFTUR-I am knot in the
habbet NV writin fur the nuespaperz
& shood not dew so at the prezunt
eff l diddent feal it tew bea my doc.
! ty. but when sea a .chanse tew dew
q ackt Nv, kindnes teW the ppblick
doant think it il rite tew bea two
consyenshus. and soc iwil rite yeW a
phew lines hopin tha ma find yew en-.
gowing the saim blessing.
Mi obgeckt IL teW notyphi the pub
lick NV the phaclt that the mentul
dizzeeze which haz bin rai9in awl
over the westurn eand NV over stait
haz at last pennytraited the mown-
ten phastnisez NV, this cownty and
haz broak out in over town. and I
dezire tew let yore reeders no how it
haz aphected over peepol soc tina
ma bea prepared phor it. Wv coarse
j repber tew the spelling maynea.--
Wei. / think theeze mentul 6lizeezez
air sum what cimmular teW the NEE
zelz or Inamps in thare methud nv
attacking q naburhood, a. Ieest it
haz bin soc in owr CAGE fur instanse
a phew yers agow won nv owr siti-
zens went tew a watering plase tew
spend phew daze an while he waz
thare he cawt the crolxa aud az sune
az he cum hoam the dizzeeze broak
owt hear and over phokes suphered
graft deel with it fur over a yer an
it still brakes owt Occazionaly an at
tackts sum NV us, but it IL knot con-
ciderd a epademick now, it awlways
braiks owt in the sumer. but strange
az it-Ea seam the sunshine scanned
tew bea the onley thing that wood
check it, .-..-.-.g H.. 4t
Then we had phew CAGES nv ten
pins. an won or 2 site CAGES Nv bill
yards amung over Phokes, but tha
tux it at the springs an it diddent
braik owt hear. i'll faclt l doant
think emmy ov over phokes ever had
the bilyards very bad tho sum NV
them clames tew no awl abowt the
dizzeeZe an tina air awlways reddy
tew tel awl tha no abowt it, and
sum times think tha doant obgeckt
tew telling a littel noar than tha no.
tba air very kind abowt imparting
inphormashun tew thoes hoo hav
never had the dizzeeze
We hav bin skurged with ampul
vixatashun NV chicken filing an sum
NV over phokes haz had it soc long
that think it haz becum kronick,
won Nv over Lawyers waz attack
with it last fauI an he liz still supher-
ing phrom it at times. it iz sed that
he haz maid harnes tew compel a
hen tew set contrary tew her deZire,
all he IL awlwaze talking abowt gain
fouls an egs.
Another yung man haz. the diz-
zeeze soc bad that hiz mother cant
raze emmy chickens becaws he keaps
the hens oph NV THAR nests phiting
soc mutch. he sez he delites in sea
ing too setin hens phite. an think
he duz.
Vel, I started owt tew tel yew
abowt the spelling maynea that haz
broak owt laitly an must tri tew
du it in az phew words az can.
think the diZzeeze waz carid hear on
the nuespaperz, which maiks ne be-
leeve that it IL very contajus for
over phokes jenerly kepe pretty shi
nv nuespaperz wei. the ferst Gimp
tums | notesed OV it waz the clirlS
ov won NV over corts giving owt
werds tew too ov over lauiers an tina
waz awl most in spazzums over sich
werds az shuref an sursharary su.
peFceedyus Demerror &c, wei it got
wurse an wurse til yew coodent meat
ennyboddy in the streat without hav-
ing tew ecspes yore vues on the wa
tew spell sum hard werd.
FINELY 2 Nv over oaldest sitazens
a fizishun an a kow trader hoo prack-
teses lau in the cownty cort got in
with the sku,e an chalinged the rest
NV US tew spell aganstel them---wel
sum ov over side Woodent spell
aganste the skule unles thoes 2 men
wood cum owt phrom amung them,
knot bekaus tha dreded THAR spelling
nor bekaus tia wonted them on owr
side but bekaus tina di6dent dezife
tew bea beeton by emmy setuv phOkes
hoo engowed sich phasilitys phor |
braging az thoes men did. soc it |
WeAA SStAOIOQ bAA1b bbS DOSfAtAA chOOO |
Civ owt the werds an the kow trader
shood spell on over side. Wei we I
met at the corte howse on Saterdy I
mite an aftur a speach phrom won oy
over oald sitizuns hoo wars mill I
tary handel on hiz naim, hoo toald I
awl he new abowt spelling in phew
werds we went strate to biznes an
sune had 26 Nv the best spelors owt
on the fore in roes phasiug each
other. then the phun begun, the
werds went round phast an we be-
gan tew phear that noboddy wood
mis- a werd tew Civ us a chanse tew
laff, but prezently a Lauyar throde
up the spunge on urb. he had it erb,
but the JUICES sed he left owt let
tur, Next. won ov over chicken
phitiEg yung men got MKT on 'cack-
er' an severul other hard werds wus
mist. then we had resess, an in a
phew ninits we wur at it agane.
Wun yung Iadie gaiv her opinyun
abowt how few spell ..gingle' an she
waz aloud tew retire. bnt it waz af-
terwerds assertaned that she waz
rite, az waz the CAGE with anuther
wun hoo diddent spell crauch to suite
the JUICES Then calm anatheE- hoo
dident sea emmy nesesaty pho- moar
than wun in ''chargeable" Then
calm the kow merchuRt al he left
very phast an Get down hard. s.tar-
tor waz the rock that he split on.
Then yung man that carrys a Ian
lisens got ot.stangeled on s'Laudinum.'
an the doce waz ophered tew dep
uta sheret but he coodent maik it GO
doun an soc he past. pretty sune
anutheF Lauyar waz pnrmited tew
retire aftur tryin hiz hand on ''ant"