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e55. Brother Jack, who called last evening, had
one not near so nice that he got at some nigh
priced place down town. that be paid Sfo Tor.
L. eavs be shall remember NOLAN aud recon-
mend al! his friends to him.
o, de1icioust ten thousand TINES delicious l
mean the candies wo got to-day at Guneher's::
It beats all ny echool-girl experience and used
to DO considered good judge OF Rweets. / nev-
ct saw the equal OF Gunther's store, either IN
Paris, London, or New York
OF the most fortunate families in Chicago in re-
gard to our ehoe~leAther. We always have our
boots, shoes, and slippers made by Nr. Peter
Keller, No. IS Dearborn street. The wo1ry l
used to have 10 this particular, before We gave
our orders to him. now seems almost IN abom-
inabe dream. Hs seema to anticipate our needs
aud desires, and I am sure no family in America
has uniformly better goods, in the line Of boot
wear, than ours. We not only give Mr. Keller
all our orders, but We heartily commend him to
every one Of our acquaintances.
For ornamental hair work, either for myself
or nv friends, Gray, who used to be at No. n
Clark, but is now as No. "A State street: is the
man I tirst think OF. have splendid switch
which obtained from h,m, and for dressing
hair for parties, himself or one Of his assistants
is sure to be summoned BY me. Uncle HaErE's
wig ia one Of Gray's masterpieces. Uncle says
Gray Is the only man ho has ever found who lH
able to make 81 imitation capillary adornnent
perfectly natural. lIr. Gray has done business
IN LOQuOu, TdIi8. A1u 1<A4Aof JAes ~ E"AA~~~
himself in everything pertaining to his art. :.
AZ final. and / think u very necessary. guard
against winters encroachments, We huVe just
had our house fitted throughout with the excel
lent double rubber weather strips sold By Mr. a.
G. Brown, No. Isl West Washington street. MS
acquaintauces, almost without IN exception,
have all recommended these ssrlps and We now
feel perfectly secure agaius: the inroads OF the
most bitter weather. We literally defy tho ugli-
nees OF winter.
Wednesday evening, Nov. The girls have
lust gone out for the evening to select mas
querado eoiree given BY Mr. aud Mrs. B: I
obtained elegant character costumes for
them at HRS. Catherine Oehm's. No.
294 South State street.. l. have never
seen choicer or more varied range OF beautiful
costumes in all my life than ara made and kept
At this lady's establishment.
Friday Nov. IL am more and more de-
lighted With oar Warren Range. It does our
cooking in manner simply magnificent, and
with the smallest possible outlay for fuel
consider it priza and am speaking IS good
words as can for it to all my acquaintance.
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black flag to tho tnizzen brakeman. "Now; ne
hissea betgeen his cleuched teeth, :" the die is
cast. We msy surrender, but We will never
perish!"
ho1so.f1esh scrcad was leaving Western avenue
far behind. The barn yank in the blue distance; ;
Owsey's Block was faintly se=n on the lee. The
Pilates we're alone On tie vast expanse Of Wet
-Aao "Car. ho" cried Thompson.
aWhera aTay 2" answered the Pirate.
"Bearipg due east bv South Nood street, " re-
snonded the assistant buccaneer.
..Ha i" guid tho pirate; '''ris the 'Cross-Town
waiting to make the switch! The hour Of ven
geance is near!
CHAPTER W.-THE PIRATES PRIZE.
aAs sailt 4 saiI!" the helmsman cried;
The Captain gazed on his honny bride;
Then answer he made, with psllid lip,
at is-it ID the Pirate shiP!1"
JOHN Shakespeare.
W. will now change the scene to the deck Of
Car No. a51, merchant horse-car plying be-
tween Wood and Twenty second street. crowded
with passengers returning from their mornings
marketing richly laden with the spoils OF En-
Mira Market. She had been hove to upon the
larboard track till the down-car had passed.
Suddenly the driver pulled tho strap Tor
the conductor, ard summoned hin to the bow
n1atYorm. whispered and anzioas conference
followed.
II guess she's on time. and we won't be
sniped at Haisted street., at last mutsered the
conductor, j" but you'll have to ehake 'em up
lively, Johnny"
But the driver, rum-bronzed mariner of forty
summers, gazed long and earnestly at the ad-
vancing craft that loomed giant-ike through the
mist.
"saiver my whifaetrees!" he muttered. at
last, II like not the looks Of yonder car. Ha!
she carries the Black Flag!"
1T is the Pirate Horse-Car. heard that
she was cruising about in these horse-car lati-
tudes," whispered the conductor grimly.
Snake 'em up, and perhaps, under the cover
OF this friendly mist, We may be able to make
the Robey street turnout in safety"
But ere be had quite uttered the words, the
Giant hulk of Car no. is came loomin through
ihe mist, and the doomed passeugers on 251
cou1d sec the Black Coat-Tails floating ominous-
II from the bEake-lron, and over the door the
sign:
'''*'"*.
No. IS. rsku1l and Crosabones.] No Smoking. q:
SMITH, JONES Co.,
1aTpA
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two pairs OF cAr-whec1s two brnke-'rocs, ard
two gonss alono remained to tell That such q
thing had been!
=. II told you so," said the small, sub
dued-looking man; Il told you col Ny vile is
the very dsvil when she gets mag. aud she has
''nLoWN TaEI UPi !"
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md thereof is not yet.
1t the departure Of the Prince Of Wales from
&ng}and, SAYS the Boston Commercial Bustefsn,
D aaiior 1ebuked landenan who was laughing
1t the gr1ef OF the Royal family in the following
hmprouptu:
.Av1st with your laughing,
You heartlcsa Iandlubber;
II such eal parting
What can EhoicS do but biubbTt
Him 8. E. RAYMOND, Superintendent OF the
Pabaie Schools Of Bloomington, Ill, is spending
few davs with Mrs. Phelps, Oh Hamilton ave
tus.
Judge Barrett, Of the New York Supreme
Court only claims to be one Of the authors Of
he new p1ay credited TO him. which is to be pro
tneed this winter. The Judge designed the
plot and the charscte1s, while HRS. Barrett gave
10 latter life and speech. and maneusered
hsm to the climax. The Judge says that pub
ans5 has been sprung upon him and his wife.
da had hoped to have his play brought forward
f1thont any general information as to the
authorship He desires to correct the state
0eot. made in TIE TRIBUNE yesterday, that be
ma IN actor in his youth; he hns always been
sT5er. The play is being considered by the
asse-rnanager 1t Wsl]acks, not By Mr. DAILY. as
eafose stated
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
fueAE Houss-J. G. 6andk, tar8e1shuTg, II. Va :;
u Mason, Worcester; R T Elliott, New York; u.
AColoe44son, B. Paul: pr. II. s. Ely, Rochester:
Foster and E. r Chaplin, St. Paul: John Looen-
I'm, London; L. L. Alien and E. F. Carter, Toronto :,
ssEenson, Sew York; T. B. Potter, st. Louis !;
/ T. Tus1le Connecticut; r. E. Petit, Fht1adelphta:
-. ssxs, san Ftanctsoo. {. Grand Racifo-C. F.
e1sea- Roston LAwrenoe IL Ag1rd San Francisco. !.
sok3a3n Hs1 pennsJlyaniA; r J. Mason. New Haven
- Rhooherg. pubuqua; J. f. Whitfield and d. A.
7asfst. New Eorf; E. B. Amea, A1npeapo!ia ": !:
G. Jenkins md Il. H. Meude1 NIL
s.ufae; A. G. Stone. cleveland;, Emory
ioea. x. Ks.a.ntakee; James Ludington. Mtlx1ukee
4 Williamson. st. 1oufs. 11sEont Hease-Gr =.
sos1 clereland G. u. 6lAtez, Eew York A. 3. kla4
oa George P. Newton, Dsnvine L. \. Lopez. Osh-
toeh y. e. Parks, Marquette c. g. Esbert, h1nk1-
=: ". P. Yae, Phil.delnhia; r. ~ Naf7
+ Eaay, 1''ooas osa.h.; ". H.1s.sa % caesteI. NJ;
In. CHI, Inai1napo1is: &. Y. Kinnie, Font WAYNE
s:.sAs,nan Hous.- -Ed A. smtth, Hex York: E. ..
1--WE, st. P1a1 Neil BrJan1 SeF foef; e = :.
4as7tn s,7tn md II. D. Rollins, Buffalo: Adapn
ncseo Fireman, Germany; James l. SHAW
Cd D.. t. +. Porter. Lanaeon!ne. Nd. :;
Ruah+ Buffalo; P. 4 Woodey. Grind Haven
Montague, California: L. n. Randall and t. n
~, Afron- o.; @. L. AcK1eAksy. c. r. f. Georgia
z..GasonsF Houss-U. c. Conn, Penkacol7: Joseph
ssnts4neth.zn, 1ohsk; /. Il. Gasous illinois,; julius
Fs&G &GsV XoEk
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have rrester familiarity with their work. I
learn that the auxiliary branches Of the College
are equally excellent and prosperous. The
North Side College is at No. 333 North Market
street, in charge Of the Benedlctine sisters. me
one on the West Side is at Nos. 295 and 297 West
The children are progressing with their other
stnd;es admirably. The boys both attend
AlIeue academy, corner Twenty SECOND street
and Michigan avenue. 1 hare noten trol:
instruction, with al mothers intereat. and am
satist,ed that he has the uoat completely ap-
poiuted. best managed boys school IN the coun-
try. The children are delighted With the place
and an delighted with their rapid and pfach-
cal progress.
TIE girls, Of course. attend the Dearborn
Seminary, No. 935 Wabash avenue found IN
mediataly after coming to Chicago that this
Seminary Was not only tbs fashionable SCHOOL
for young ladies' in the city, but that its course
ough. and have Kept the girls there with adTan-
tage to themselves and pride to me.
How glad am to kno there ID good home-
opathic pharmacy in Chicago. That Of Halsey
Brothers, No. IS Washington street, hear, was
established in 1855. It is the largest, best con-
Quoted, and most reliable in the West, 60 am
told. We have always had case of homeopathic
medicine in the house ever since We we're mar
ried, and to-day stepped into HAlsey's and or
dered family-case containing sixty-four rems-
dies.
Monday, Nov. II must not forget to men
ton that T. has just got his beautiful new
winter suit and oye1coat home from the tailor,s.
An old friend Of LIS recommended him to 20
to q. e. Nolan, No. 119 Madison street. and he
did splendidly. You ought 10 see what beAut-
ful work there is on hls coats. declare al
most envy L.. Nolan, it seems, is eradu-
ste from the celeb1ated establishment Of Poole
London. lis clothes are perfect in ft and
faultless in stvie. I never saw such handsome
overcoat in all my life. But smother merit is
the price. could hardly believe that it Goa. only
, 1875-11-21

My name WAS Capn Ktdd.
As sailed, As sailed.-Tut{s.
There we're seventeen paeseagers in Car Isl.
With a dexterity acquired by long practice or
the offspring OF inventive talent, Smith riaed the
pockets Of thirteen Of their number. *'Now,"
said he, ''you can go."
''Go where?" said timorous old man, start
ing back in alright, as his eye caught the vast
e1panse Of turbid mud without, stirred by the
backs Of the pigs which swan in ominous circles
round the car, sccnting their prey.
"Down, down to hell and say I sent ye
ttither, rojoined the pirate as he pushed the
doomed men overheard. There were thirteen
despairing screams, thirteen sullen plunges,
thirteen circling eddies in the mud, which swas
dyed with crimson thirteen times!
Tho fourteenth prisoner, who had all this
while been writing busily now advanced fear
lessly, smile isradiating his dauntless counten-
ance. Addressing the Pirate, he said:
"I Tn reporter, and this is Friday, 80 it's no
use your going through my pockets. I've writ
ten out full account Of the affair, aud given
you bully notice.. Now want you to jump OF
at The TRIBUNE Office and leave this copy. Tell
'em to send it up to the local room, and whistle
up the tube that it's scoop. And" continued
the Inter Ocean to my heels, so that I'll sink the
faster." His request was complied WITH and he
was launched into eternity
Only the Earl do Mogyns, bis only daughter,
the Lady Amlra Bertha Caroline Dagmar Elea-
nor francesca Georgiana de- Mogyns and her
only betrothed lover, the Baron Percy Shafto
Montgomery von Hicks remained.
CHAPTER VIA BAs LES AR1sToCRATEs!
Let dorgs delight ter bark N bite.
Coz Heaven has made them so:
Let EarB n lions gEowl n fight,
Fur tis thar natur too.
joaquin Ai:ieT's Sorgs Of the SauhoTse."
Excuse NE, " eaid the Pirate. as With soft
smile and a graceful bow he turned to the trem-
bling trio, "but my motto is Business before
pleasure"
"And a very good motto it is, too, said the
Eari de Mogyns, mopring his lord1y brow with
red cotton handkerchief emblazoned with the
arms Of his ancestral house, codfsh rampant,
reeardant, proper, gules, supported by two mush-
rooms, couchant, argent, on Wa7y fess Of the
first. mo'asses, Sin necure sand very good
motto it is. too. You are doubtless acquainted
with me-de Mogyns l. Co., OF West Randolph
street, the only place in the city where Jou can
get ~ pounds OF granuiated sugar or 11AA
pounds OF coffee A, OF 1s1A pounds OF English
breakfast sonchong, for Il. just step down
and giEe us call, and it you doa't liks our
deeiccated Goldfish aud sweet cider, then-Bus,
excuse Me let me present you to my only
daughter, The Lady Almira Bertha Caroline
DagmaE Eleanor Franceaca Georgiana dc
Mogyna-this is M1. Smith, my dear, tho popu-
lar Pirate Of whom you have 30 often heard mo
speak IN terms Of the highest but nell-merited
eulogy. IL. Smith, let me introduce the Baron
, 1875-11-21
: No. IS, fsku11 and crosaboues.] No Smoking.
p: SMITH, JONES + Co.,
PIRATES.


On the platform stood the intrepid Jones,
putting the brake hard a-lee.
Surrender !" lie cried in thunder-tones, "or
We viii run you into the ditch"
Never T. shouted the driver. as he lammed
the weather horse with the car-hook.
Then, perish !" yelled the buccaneer, who
yaz loaded to the muzzle with chewtng-tobacco,
and be discharged deadly chew at the mizzen
horse. He went BY the board, entangling the
ma1n-horso in the wreck, and Car 251, helpless,
came up into the wind and lay st the mercy OF
the pirate.
At that moment tall and graceful young man
with an Ulster overcoat and slouched sombrero,
whence depended sable plume, appeared on the
platform. A sash Of costly crimson silk Was
wrappcd loosely round his waist, and in it we're
stuck q yatashnn and bottle Of soda water.
..'r,s he! It's he!" cried the co d 1ctor !;
"'tis Montague de- Smith, the Pirate Of West
Madison street !"
.Die, dog" shouted the pirate, in 1880
uant and musical voice, while his mild blue eyes
flashed al unwcnted fire, and. leyeling his deadly
toot-iack, be discharged it twice at the helpless
car. The conductor and driver fell dead.-daad
az door-naiIs, as behring's, IS Julius Cnsar' as
Hesins.
s.Surrender! -" aqain cried the pirate, }eapinE
lightly on the plnsiorm now encumbered with
the dead and dying.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-04-22
RESscENCE FOR SALE

0wingto the fact chat my house is much larger
than need, efer 1T for sale, together with four
lots, Hts beautifully located next door TO the
Catholic Church, the soil excellent and under
high state of cultivation. VIII sell 1t on time
with approved security. Apply on the prerites
JOHN AcELREA.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-04-22

TIE Prspristors the above Isstttsksa hsv-
ing ftsed and furnished 1t with the latest In
proves Tools and Machinery, IRE prepared - 81
all erdsn fer
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29

grasp Of the sinewy hand, and ever anon his
closely buttoned uniform became tense al
most to splitting across his huge chest, as he
set back his shoulders and threw up his
head, regarding his foes with that implaca-
bic glance which never fails to shake the
stronges: nerves, when he darts it at an OBJ
ject of his hatred or contempt. In the
course of an experience neither brief nor
ordinary ! have seen many remarkable men
at moments when they may have been ex-
pected to labor under excitement of the most
vehement description; bat have never yet
witnessed the Consciousness of unbounded
power expressed in the physique and bearing
of human being as | saw it in Prince
Bismarck. As he stood forward, facing the
house, the natural sternness of his aspect
accented by the natural rigidity Of his mill
tary tenue. he looked to me like the incar-
nation Of an ungoyernable will like Colos-
sus, unquestionably capable of bearing upon
his mighty shoulders cares and responsible
ties that would crush common mortal into
powder.-Cowcspondence Of LORdon Iffe-
graph
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29

| refer to lesser things. Some years ago,
when the question of opening the university
doors to women was being agitated, Miss
Anna Dickinson, in a lecture delivered in
several towns. of this aate, took occasion to
denouncc as humiliating the presence Of a
notice in the entry Of the general library
forbidding smoking within the building.
Such notice, in Miss Dickinson's opinion,
suggested the graceless and depraved condi-
ton of young men deprived of the refining
influence of association with the gentler sex,
an The admonition would be wholly unne-
ce, ,ry under that influence. 1t was beau
tiiul theory, and most Of US were conyinced.
Alas what wretched work facts make with
clever theories For now at every entry are
posted conspicuous notices prohibiting smok-
ing within the new and elegant university
hall The steward has to keep large sup
ply of these notices on hand, for unawed
and wretched students are given to stealing
them and posting them above tobacco racks
in their rooms, where, enyelOped in fragrant
smoke, the admonition becomes largely
farcical
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29
AGRICULTURAL. A

lhe age at which cattle can be probably
iatteued will depend much upon the breed,
and also upon the manner in which they
have been reared. Steers or heifers having
from half to three-fourths ShorthOrn or
Hereford blood, and that have been kept IN
a thrifty growing condition from birth, arc
usually sufficiently advanced to be put to
fatten. when from thirty to thirty-six
months old. Pure bred Shorthorns or
Ilereiords may be fattened even Younger
than this. \ cross of ore-half or three
quarters Devon blood on common STOCK
makes an animal that can go into the stalls
at two years old, il il has been kept in good
growing condition. Common native cattle
can rarely be prottably fed Tor the butcher
until they are four yearsold
Ii cattle are put up to iatten before their
growth Is sufficiently advanced. they will
iatten go slowly as to yield no profit TO the
feeder, and the meat, when fattened, will
be Of inferior quality. being neither veal
nor beef, without the tenderness OF the one
or the rich juiciness of the other, and a.
most worthless as a marketable commodity.
S.all-seeding cattle, Iudiciously conduct
ed, presents to the farmer an eflcient, desl-
rab.e method Of keeping up the fertility oil
his fdrm. and usually a profitable means OF
disposing OF his surplus hay. roots, and
coarse grains The manure made from such
cattle is amply Sufficient pay for the labor
and trouble. Compared with dairying. IN
Vermont, the profit is less a. dairy products
have ruled Of late years but every farmer
has, or ought TO have. more or less stock
that will pay him to fatten. and he ought
to study how to do i: to the best advantage.
now xucfi MANURE COW MAKES.
Very careful experiments have been made
to ascertain how much manure COW VIII
make in q year, and it has bsen shown. ~
the result Of those experiments. that COZ
Of average sire will void about siEty pounds
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29

IHE QUlNTESsESCE OF CHEES --Am1nr the
Americans who attended ball given AT the
Hotel de Vile, when John Y Mason was on
Minister there, was Jack Spicef OF Kentucky.
Jack rushed the dress somewhat strong. and
sported eraulettcs on his shoulders large
enough TO start four Major in bust
ness. Jack was the observed of ell obsesy-
erS, and got mixed up with 4 party that hi
friends could not account fo-- Wherever
the Marshals of France went, there went
Jack; and when the Mnr-hals sat down. Jack
did the same, always taking the post of hon
or The day after the ball Jack called or
oar Minister To France, who started up ;
conversation in the following way
l hear, Jack, yoa were at the tal
last evening
'- was, sir. and lad a high Old time"
.. For which YOU are indebted. | suppose
70 the high old company you got mixed M
with. By the way. bow came yon associate,
with the Mar~hals?"
D." llow3 By virtue of my Office They
were Nllrsha.s OF France. while | am moth
ins else than Marshal OF the Repuhlir
| showed NY position and took post accord
ingly."
by ris'.; of yoar Office What l' y'a
mean r.
" Read and see
Here Jack pres ntel Mr.. Mason with :
whitey-brown paper. with = sea. big enoas!
tor iour-pound weight
" hat in the name of heaven j. ih.- ,''
My commission rs Marshal received il
1850, when | assisted in taking the census Il
Frankfort.
lyon don't mean 10 sav You trlyel OF
this ,'
Il don T mean anything else. That make
ne Marshal Of the RepIhlic,' and inten.
to have the Office duly honoTcd. - Oman.
nan .Nfdr.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29

SAMESE MEDICINE.-A Siamesc manual oi
medicine contains the following recipe Tor Il
poulticc To cure snake bite . Take Tie eyes
of vultures. crows, and cats, together with
three sorts of animal deposits found on tree ;
mix all these together, then place nine wax
candles on as many lloatS made of plantain-
stalks. each ornamentcd with flowers. AZ
ter this, let the doctor make an offering OF
nine silver coins, nine handiuls Of rice, nine
ceri-leayes. and nine betel-nutS, placing 4
set Of each on the several floats. in honor of
the teacher of medicine. Then he Is 10
launch the floats into the river, mould his
paste compo. ition into slugs, gid the slugS,
and apply Il ZEN to the wound. Another
way of treat mg snake bites Is the use OF en-
chantments for calling the snake which gave
the wound To suck the polson ont. Fog
this purpC se, fll three bottles with pooi-
spirits, the let the doctor repeat the form OF
incantatiOn-, drinking one OF the bottles OF
spirits up. while he enchants over it. II the
snake does not come, the doctor is to drink
:. second ottle proceeding in the same way :
and if, on consuming the third bottle, the
serpent still declines to appear, the patient
must die. Bat, should the snake present
himself IL the doctor take three cowries in
his hand, and seven times Iehearse set form
of meant .tion till he has charmed the snake
to come to his left side Then the poison is
to he brI rshed from the wound with n hand
full of IN eyon leaves, seven times, and the
patient, if he can be got to eat betel viii
recover Civilized practice, it may be ob-
served, does not stop with three bottles OF
spirits. but continues the drinking till the
snakes appear ,-POPwlar Science Monthly
for J aIiuary.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-01-29

PATCHES IN THE WRoNG PLAcE.-One of
Boston's best known merchants, noted for
his shrewdness and penetration, had a test
case presented short time since and came
off victorious. As it Is an illustration of
this milliouaire's penetration in great busi-
ness affairs, we give the story here
1t appears that the merchant wanted an
other gardener upon hiscountry estate near
Boston, and an individual presented himself
for that Office.
- Understand the business ,"
- Yes; been in it for years
Whom had he lived with last? The ap-
plicant mentioned gentleman the mer-
chant was well acquainted with, stated that
he left for no fault, but that his former
employer was going to Europe, had sold
his estate, and had 10 further use for
him.
:" What wages do You expect -
" Eighteen dollars a month.
This was astonishingly low for such a
promising-lookin ing, sober man, and the
shrewd business man rubbed his chin
thoughtfnlly, and reflected that it was 4
bargain lot but " wasn't there something
wrong about it?" His habitual has.
ness caution even in this mparatiyely
triiling negotiation, did not fors,ke him.
q" Call tomorrow at this time, and viii
have seen MIR. -, your former employer,
and give you an answer.
The gardener turned and began 10 walk
slowly away as he did 50. he displayed two
patches on the seat Of his pantaloons beneath
the line Of his roundabout Jacket.
IEa1f, bo-c ,,,-,,, l,cl- bar.. - go u oil
the merchant; lyon needn't apply ta-mor-
| see shan't want you.'
The astonishel applicant stammeret ont
something about his knowledge Of gardening
and good character, but was Gu. of ~hor, by
his practical observer.
Don't want YOU, sir; the patches On
your breeches are On the wrong side. y
gardener brceches ought to be patched ~ the
knee, not atihe seat. You won't 10 tor
me -BOsi0A Buiion.