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The Red Cloud chief., 1875-03-17
Z GOODS :


\ fresh stock Of Dry Goods and
Groceries viii be sn'd at bottom prccs
at the Grange Store.
Hov is tbs for High Ion can
buy a good pair Of Kip boots Tor fou;
dollars AZ The Grange Store.
Try some Of that good Tea at the
Grange Store.
lyrPRINTS! T-PHINTS
The incest Prints IN own can lie
haa at the Grange Store.
Ifyou want to get your Stationery
cheap go to the Post Oaice. 2iSi
-Grapger's, ifyou wan, good tea,
coffee. sugar, aud other groceries, cal
AT the Grange Store. next door 70 the
Pos, Office. JouN O.. POTTER, Red
Cloud.
60 TO Smith { Calvert for Furni
tuTe.
Ali kinds of Dry Goods in large
supply and al reasonable rates at
CAREER ( Co.'S.
Good warm fall and winter shawls
and dress goods at
G. & Co.'S.
"A full stock Of Boots and Shoes,
for the fall trade at
G. 4 Co.'S.
-GTanger's, If you want your
Granger boots and shoes, call at the
Grange Store. JOHN o.. POTTER.
Matches, 5cents per box at CARRIERS.
Lamp chimneys, ) OF 25cts at Gar
bers.
Three bars soap, p cents, CARRIER &
TO.
Soda lOcents per pound, at CARRIERS.
CEANuk SiOhG.
GOOD NEWS GOOD NEWS.
For ,he Farmers of Webster and
NcigbhorirC counties.
GRANGE STORE IN RED
CLOUD.
The store kept by John g.. Potter
having been appointed by the County
Council a
GRANGE STORE,
p.:rons Of Hu~bandry wii.iui it to
their interest 70 trade at the Grange
Store.
Don't forget the place-Next dcog
to the Post 0ie.
J. 6. POTTER Fed Cloud
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ANDERSON STONES-At Red
Cloud. Marsh 18th IS. Mr. DAVID
ANDERSON sud Miss Laura A.
SrosEs, by |. W. Talleys Proba'e
judge.
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GUIDE Rock, March =. 1875.
EDITORS CuIEF:-fhe citizens OF
Guide Rock met at the schoo, house
at lat a VI, for the purpose Of or
ganizirg a Sabbath School. The FOL-
lowing were elected and appointed:
&. A. Lane. Superintendent.
John Dunbar, Assist do
+. . Parker, Secretary.
Mrs. VIM. Sabin, Treasurer.
Miss Mary Sabin, Librarian.
TEACHERS.
Mrs. F.. q. Parker, Mrs Judson
Bai'y. Mrs. ID. McCallum, Mrs Geo.
Ba;ly, aud Henry Curtis.
4. O. PARKER. Secretary
The Red Cloud chief., 1875-03-17

Save your money these hard times
kr g";ug 10 wilcox. who VIII save
,au a.urel on ycur faXeN.
The Red Cloud chief., 1875-03-17

W. y. Richardson Lis 4 large sup
plg Of seed d on hani, for SD.
Ter tuslcl. - m3.
The Red Cloud chief., 1875-03-17

K~ersseae, 80 cents per gallon Gar
be, 4 %.
-Fre-h OYSTERS, by the can or
dozen ~ Geo. Zais-. Also fresh
bread. pes, cakes, confectionery &c
Nee things for the little folks, at
IT, Post cfEce. Gall aud look at
ticui.
Pes. sud chearcst assortment oil
Stsriouery in town at the Post Once.
Go to the Post Office for paper,
pens. pencils. states. &c. lie.
Go 10 shcrrr's For yoar drugs,
Patent medicines &e.
-Can3i-s, she best and purest IL
,e~u, a, Gen- Iei-.
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-af-w County Warrants wanted nj
Gree by "lL-'oA-
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..,s.E aInECToaY.

CoEGREG ATlONAL CHURCH
Services ,yery hr-t aud third SAB
baths g each mouth ct Red Cloud
and l~nayale. 10 O'Clock A u. at
Red Cloud. = O'Clock p " 1T In
-. Every sec0ud and fourth
>ahta,k, at Da-in and BsruOny
prrn.,s. l:Ey. \. maxwell,
ia tor.
BAPTIST CNURCH.-EEv. THos,
NrzLow. Pastor. Services every
fourth sabbath at i p. NJ.
E.gghTH SCHOOL every Sabbath
n.ofniBg al II a VI
J. Q. PoTTER, Surt.
PRAYER meeting Ssbhath and Thurs.
S.v evenings All held at the school
krr4e i.,t Worth o. town,
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aas- Satisfaction guarantee! in
quality of foGr SOLD, and CUSTOM
WORK. Farmer. sboald be particular
to secure the best Of seed wheat.
The Red Cloud chief., 1875-03-17
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A full as<ortmsat OF ladies' shoes,
al the latest varieties az
a. & o.
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Please Don't.

Thos. NJ. Bowen, who was col
onel of the 18th Kansas during
the war, and afterwards Chief JUS
tice of the State of Arkansas, and
still later resident of New York
City, is on his way to Del Norte,
Col, to settle.-Exchange.
The coming summer will doubt
less see Colorado favored with
the presence of large number of
aspiring politicians whose health
has become so impaired by long
and arduous service of the people
in the low districts that nothing
but the braclng climate and clear
skies of that mountain land can
restore them to their wonted ac-
tivity.
We presume that these invalid
gentlemen had forgotten that an
exciting political campaign is
soon to transpire in that territory
and q constitutional convention
to be held preparatory to its ad-
mission as q State.
but We 10 nope tnaL the pcO-
pie of Colorado will not SO far for
get the ameneties of life as to go
to saddling Governorships, United
States Scholarships, and other Ia
borious and responsible official
positions upon them, when al
most their entire purpose in seek
ing Colorado is to secure immuni-
ty from the cares of political posi-
ton. Please don't ask further
sacrifices at the hands of these
gentlemen,-their health will not
bear it.-Lawrence Journal.
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tiers from our boatmaD relieved rs
from the care of opening our trunks
and bags. I am led to believe The
common statement, that a few pias-
tiers will accomplish almost any
thing in the east, especially in that
which relates 10 custom house mat
tiers, and the sum required for the
pun pose is likely TO be small, pro-
vided there is ne competition in the
matter. In sueh cases the officials
are said to encourage the contest by
inviting al increase of jaed;sheesh.
The waters of he i.ay were uncom-
fortably rough, and our clothing
was nearly saturated by the spray
before We Iesched the steamer,
which was IS much as = mile and q
half from the landing.
Our destination by this steamer
was for Venice, but we called al
Brindisi aud Ancona. The time
occupied in the voyage to Brindisi
was a few hours more than three
days. The first land we saw was the
island OF Gambia aud then the coast
of Greece and the Ionian islands OF
Cephalonia, ireIEdipg Zoutd, the
island which is peculiar for the cur
rents it furnishes. ! have already,
in former letter, referred to Brin-
dist, for We sailed from here for
Corfu iu September. while on our
outward passage.
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a rIgh.ing a.egIsl 'efare.

Kansas legislatures cann'ot com
pare With those of Illinois ~ the
matter OF free fights, if they do in
some other things. 1t is veil
known that a "liberap' speaker
was elected by eombii alton of
democrats and opponer is OF the
republican party. His ruin, gs
have Disguised all parties. and
just before the adjournment tie
republican members entered a
protest against his acts. On a
motion To allow the protest to be
entered on the journals is where
the fun comes in. Here is the
way reporter of the st. Louis
Globe describes one scene:
Blood was hot and all were in
good condition for row. Plater's
importunate persistence .irritated
Jones, of 10 Daviess. and he
threw at him q copy of Jefferson :
Manual which he was trying TO
read from. Platter lodged, and
the little book struck him where,
as some members remarked, he
had the greater part OF his brains,
which was not his head Platter
hurled another book at Jones, and
then seized = tnmbler, bnt WAS
prevented from throwing it by
those who were near him.
The condition of affairs was re-
ally very alarming, and Haines
sent out for the city police. The
noise WAS heard outside, and peO-
pie began to run TO the state
house as they would at an alarm
of fire or a dog fight. They flock
ed in such numbers that it be
came necessary to close the lower
doors of the building TO keep the
crowd out. While the crowd was
standing about the speakers
stand, wrangling and quarreling,
Honan, the butcher boy" from
the odious precints OF Bridgeport,
seized base ball club and told
those who gathered around to
stand aside and Jones would not
be there another minute. Haring-
ton interposed and prevented any
blows from being struck. After
both parties had time to think ov-.
er the situation, a moment, both
realized the humiliating position
in which they stood, and agreed
that all should leave the speakers
stand and put an end to the tu-
M II II
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LETTER FROM TEXAS.
what = LYON County BOY
THINKS OF tEle Country.
Hard Times GraSsllOpPeFs.
Etc.

Hard Times GrassIaOPPers.
MASON, TEXAS, Aril 9Th, 1879.
DEAR News Perhaps few lines
from this part of the world will be
Interesting to your readers. Mason
county, where l am at present re-
siding, is one hundred ana thirty
miles west of Austin.
This is q sandy, rocky country.
Most of it is covered with timber
and brush, such as live oak, post
oak, chapparel and misquit. 1t is
very healthy here. CoDsumptive
people come from all parts of the
east and in almost every case they
go way well, or at least better than
they came. When they come here
they always go to roughing it in
the mountains, and as game of all
kinds is plenty, they have good
time.
Tie Indians have stolen many
horses from this part of the from
tier. But for several moons they
have made themselves pretty
scarce. Still when g person is
travelling around he has to go "well
heeled," that is with plenty Of shoot
ing arons about him, in the shape of
a Winchester and a pair of pistols.
The Rangers have done good work
this winter. They have killed sew
eral Indians and captured a great
many horses from the Reds-horses
that had been stolen from stock men
and ranchers.
Many families are moving in
here from the north, thinking TO
better themselves. But my advice
to them is if they are making a liv-
ing elsewhere they had better stay
at least those that live in Kansas.
Z know Kansas pretty well, and /
also have seen great deal of Texas
and l think Kansas far ahead of this
country in every respect. We have
Jared as poorly here as people in
Kansas have. Very little was rails
ed last summer and grasshoppers
were as thick here az they could
have been anywhere. And at the
present time the ground is covered
with young grasshoppers, and they
have eaten up all the fall wheat.
Persona need not come here ex-
pecting to get work, for there is not
much work here except for "cow
boys" aud the cows have about
played out. Good hands are only
getting twenty dollars per month,
and the country ia full of men hunt
ing work who are out of money
and nothing for them to do. AT
present corn is selling for one dol
lar and fifty cents per bushel, and
but little to be had at that price.
So stay in Lyon county, for you
can find no better place. w.
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sHERIFF's SALE.

Rees Howell,
VS..
Evan W. Williams,
District Court, 5th Judicial District, Lyon
County, Kansas.
DY virtue of an order of sale issued ont OF
ID the District Court of the 9TH Judicial
District, sitting in and for Lyon county. Kan
Sas, wherein kees Howell Is plaintiff. and
Evan w. Williams is Defendant | will on
Monday, the ut day of May, 1875, at O'Clock
a. m, at the front door Of the court house in
said county, offer for sale at public auction, to
the highest bidder for cash in hand, ali the
right, title and interest of the defendant,
Evan w: Williams, in and to this following
described real estate, to-Wit: The undivided
one-half "a of the southeast quarter On of
the northeast quarter % and the south half
% OF the southwest quarter % of the
northeast quarter % of section two (2);
township nineteen 19), range twelve (l2), in
Lyon county, Kansas, containing 60 acres
more or less. Said real estate is levied upon
as the property of defendant, Evan w Viii
sale.
sheriff IS Office. April 18th. A. d. 1875.
JOHN BAY,
l6-w5 sheriff Of Lyon Co., Kan
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PATS EcoNoMY.-He was an Ir.
ishman, and took the obviously
economical view of the subject.
1t was on the train from New
York to New Haven. The conduc-
tor on reaching him said, with
brevity and badness, "Iicket?',
swell, begorra." answered the
Irish party, Il guess I've made a
bit of mistake. wanted to 90 to
Easthampton, Massachusetts, and
I have bought a ticket for East
hampton, Connecticut"
why didn't you buy the right
ticketG said the conductor.
"Well, ! saw the two of them,
but the one to Easthampton, Con.
necticut, was the cheapest, and so I
bought that"
1t was cheaper by $l.O5, but the
conductor squeezed it out of Pat.
rick.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.

j. NJ. Griffith & Bro.
Use
S. 7. Bishop.
District Court. 9TH Judicial District, Lyon
County, Kansas.
DY virtue of an execution issued out OF the
- District Court of the nth Judicial Dis
trict, sitting in and TOR Lyon county, Kansas,
wherein j. NJ. Griffith s. Bro, is plaintiff, and
). L. Bishop is defendant, 1 will, on Monday,
the 18th day of May, A. ID. 1915, at 10 O'Clock
4. m, at the front door of the court house, in
Lyon county, Kansas, ofer for sale at public
auction; to the highest bidder for cash in
hand, all the right, title and interest of the
defendant, S. T. Bishop, in and TO the follow
ing described real estate to-wit: The north
west quarter "a of the southwest quarter 90
OF the northwest quarter (I<l of section thirty
four 90, township eighteen us, range eleven
ny, in Lyon county, Kansas, containing ten
acres. Said real estate is levied upon as the
property of Defendant, S. Z. Bishop, and will
be sold to satisfy said execution
Sheriff IS office, April IS, A. D., 1870.
JOHN BAY,
l6-w5 sheriff Lyon Co.. Kan.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.

L. q. Mcmillan
VS.
Jeremiah Logan.
District Court. 5th Judicial District, Lyon
County, Kansas.
DH virtue of an order of sale issued ont OF
ID the District Court OF the 9Th Judicial
District, sitting in and for Lyon county Kan
saS, wherein U. G. Nc Millin is plaintiff, and
jeremiah Logan is defendant. will. on Mon
M, at the front door of the court house, in said
county, offer for sale at public auction, to the
highest bidder for cash in hand, all the right
title and interest of the defendant, jeremiah
Logan, in and to the following described real
estate, to-wit: The southeast fourth (L.) OF
section twenty-seven (27), township fifteen
Q5), range thirteen u.s. in Lyon county, Kan.
sas. said real property will be sold as the
property OF defendant, Jeremiah Logan, Il
satisfy said order of sale.
Shcrih's Office, Lyon county. April 9, 1873.
JOHN BAY,
14w5 Sheriff Lyon Co.. Kan.
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RELIGION AND DOCTRINE.
By JOIN HAY.


He stood before the sanhedrim:
The seOWling rabbis gazed At him.
He rocked not Of their praise or blaa[S
There was no fear, there vas no shame,
For one upon whose daZZled eyes
The whole world poured its vast surprise.
The open heaven was far too near,
His nrst days light too sweet and clear,
To let him waste his new-gaIned ken
On the hate-el0uded face OF men.
But still they questioned, Who art thou?
Whathast thou been? What art thou now
Thou art not he who yesterday
sat here and begged beside the way;
FOR ne was Blind
For / seas blind, out Ro,c see.
lie told the story DER and DER;
1t was his full hearts only lore:
A prophet on the sabbath day
Had touched his sightiess eyes with clay,
And made him see who had been blind.
Their words passed by him like the wind
Which raves and hoWls, but can not shock
The hundred fathom- rooted rock.
Their threats and fury all went wide;
They could not touch his Hebrew pride.
Their sH0ers nc Jesus and his band,
NameleSs and homeless in the land,
Their boasts Of Moses and his Lord,
All could not change him by one word.
knoso not sebat this man maybe,
Sinner saint; but as for Die,
0as thing I knogo, that ant he
Uho once ards okfSlds ana 5aoac see.
They were ali doctors of renown,
The great men Of u famous town.
With deep brOWs, wrinkled, broad, and wise
Beneath their wide phylaeteries;
The wisdom OF the east was theirs,
And honor crowned their silver hairs
The man they jeered and laughed - scoTn
Was unleAFhed, poor, and hnmbly born;
But he knew better far than they
What came to him that sabbath day;
Aud what the Christ had done for him
He knew, and not the Sanhedrim.
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sHERIFF'S SALE.

Martha Ann Starr vs. Eliza Friend and John
Friend.
District Court of the 5th Judicial District,
Lyon county, Kansas.
pY virtue of an order of sale issued out OF
- the District Court of the Sth Judicial dis
trict. sitting In and for Lyon county Kansas.
wherein Martha Ann Starr is plaintiff, and
Eliza Friend and John Friend are defendants
Will, on Monday, the Sd day of May, 1875 at
O'Clock a: IN at the front door OF the court
house, in the city of Emporia, in said county,
oher for sale at public auction, to the highest
bidder for cash in hand, all the right, title
and interest of the defendant, Eliza Friend
and John Friend, in and to the following de-
scrlbed real estate. to-wit: Lot number 40,
on Cottonwood street, in the city of Emporfa'
Lyon county, Kansas. Said real estate will
be sold as the property of defendants, Eliza
Friend and John Friend, to satisfy said order
of sale.
sherif's office, April 2, 1875.
JOHN BAY,
14w5 Sheriff Lyon Co., Kan.
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SHERKFF's SALE.

Res Howell,
VS..
Evan w. Williams, ct al.
District Court, 5tii Judicial District, Lyon
County, Kansas. -
nY virtue of an order of sale issued ont al
- the District Court of the 9Th judicial Dis.
tFIct, sitting in and for Lyon county, Kansas
wherein Rees Howell is plaintiff, and Evan
w. Williams is defendant, viii, on Monday,
the 18th day Of May, 1876, at lax O'Clock a. n =
Gt the front door OF the court house. In SAID
county, oGer for sale at public auction, tO the
highest bidder for cash in hand all the right
title and interest Of the defendant, Evan NJ
Williams, IN and to the following described
real estate, to-wit: The southeast fourth %
Of the northeast fourth % and the soiIth
half (1<1 OF the southwest fourth (L<I OF
the northeast fourth 81 OF section
two ~ IN township nineteen (f9a. rance
twelve (12l containing 50 acres more or iess.
in Lyon county, Kansas. Said real estate yxiIi
be sold as the property Of defendant Eyau w
Williams, to satisfy said order OF sale
Sherihss Office, April 10th. 1870.
JOHN BAY,
lows sheriff Of Lyon Co., Kan.
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sHERIFF'S SALE,

Samuel 10y,
vs.,
William Boutwell,.
District Court. 5th Judicial District I.von
County. Kansas.
DY virtue of an execution issued OFT nj the
I'D District Court Of the stu JudieisI Is;s.
tFict, sitting in and for Lyon county. KanSas
wherein Samuel 10y Is plaintiff, and WiIIian,
l7sh day Of Nay, 4. D., ISIS, at II o'cIoet
n. at the trent door Of the eesrt house. IN
Lyon county, Kansas, offer for sale at Dul,iir
all the right title and interest Of the defend.
ant william Boutwell,, in and TO the f1IIoSv.
nine 60, in block ninetY-fo fa1i in ,,cs =
Gus, Lyon county, Kansas. Said res,I esfess =
levied upon rs the property of derenTsr1
Miliiam 5qtn"eii, and will be sold to safisfy
sherfas ONCE. April ieth, a. d. tszs
JOHN BAY
lows Sheriff Lyon Co. Kan
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81 see very little ofyou," said a
gentlemen at a Louisville ball to a
young lady whom he had not met
inn long time before. 81 know
1t, was the artless reply, shut ma
wouldn't allow me to wear low
necked dress"
Quincy, Illinois, has the latest
case Of Enoch Arden; but the mar.
ried widow had collected the life
insurance money, and comprom.
Use will be effected on easy terms
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sHERIEE,s SALE.

DY virtue of an execution issued out
ID of the District Court of the Fifth Ju-
dicial District, sitting in and for Lyon
county, Kansas, wherein z. L. Dole is
Randall are defendants, will, on Mon.
day, the Goth day of April, A. d. 1873, at
II O'clock a. m, at the front door of the
court house, IN Lyon Co., Kansas, offer for
sale, by public auction, to the highest
bidder, for cash in hand. all the right,
title and interest of the defendants, r. w.
Randall and Sidney Randall. in and TO
the following described real estate, to-
wit: The west half of the northwest
quarter of section 81 and lots No. one and
two in section 20, in township l., range
IL, Lyon county, Kansas.
Said real estate will be sold as the pro
perty OF said defendants Il. w. Randall
and Sidney Randall, to satisfy said order
of sale. JOHN BAY,
13w5 Sheriff Lyon Co., Kan.
Sheriff IS office MnFcI, 1917
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Tongue Gsrass.
We be three brothers
In one cause;
Pete puts, Sam snufis
And i chaws.

Ague without fever is no great
shakes.
Bier Gardens-Cemeterles.
Keeling mediums-Shoemakers.
The great unknown-Those who
don't advertise.
Late harvesters always have 4
drop sickle hook.
Compulsory education-Learn-
ing a trade in State prison.
A rough misunderstanding
you can knock u man down.
Why is the the capital of Tur-
key like . whimsical patient? Be
cause it's constant to no pill.
A youngster at Barnum's said
it was too bad that the rhinoceros
had such a big wart on the top of
its nose.
Don't imagine that you were
born 70 reform the world. You
can't split a mountain with q
toothpick.
"They fired two shots at him, y"
wrote an Irish reporter; 1.-the first
shot killed him, but the second
shot was not fatal"
A man beat a woman in a walk
ing match, in New York. 1t
would have been different had it
been a talking match.
Albany boys write Sunday
School essays on "the late Mr..
Jonah, who was swallowed by a
whale in three days"
A fashion editor says: "There
is something very pretty in ladies'
gloves this season." which is a
handsome compliment.
When q Florida Indian is likely
to die. his friends place him where
an alligator can take him in, and
thus save burial expenses.
"Your son died rather sudden.
ly yesterday, of throat disease
is what an Idaho Sheriff wrote tC
a fond mother in Indiana the 9th
er day.
The little State of Delaware ha:
adopted new flag, 6x61 feet, o.
blue silk with a yellow fringe. L
will be used to spread over the
State to keep the frost of.
A man in a trance, who was sup
posed to be dead, was laid out or
ice, but he awoke, and startled his
watchers by yelling, "Why don't
you keep up q better fire"
"Fellow-citizens," said a carpet
Dagger, addressing an audience o.
cOlored people in South Carolina
"my skin is white, it is true, but
my soul is blacker than yours"
1t is not a pleasant spectacle tc
see an able-bodied young man
shielding . store box from the
suns rays when a good horse
can be purchased for $3.50. We
mean a saw-horse.
Dio Lewis may blow around
about the virtue of oatmeal, but 9
hot biscuit with bit of white
clover honey skirmishing around
on the top of It will ever maintain
a hold on the affections of the
American public.
Blind man-"Ah Mr.. Evans,
amt heerd you pass this some
time: I fear'd you wos laid NJ
with yur roomOytiz." MIR. Evini
-"Wors nor that, John-wors,
nor that? The wife went an
, faHnd me job o. wark."
When hanging is too good for .
man we suggest that the following
be the sentence: Judge-"Pris
oner, / sentence You to read tn,
. examinations and cross-examina
tions of the Beecher- Tilton cas-,
uutil you are dead, and may Coz
havemercy on your soul"
There is a hunter out in Woo,
county, Ohio, who says peopl,
may talk about ragged edges
and "wishing they were dead,
and all that, but they don't know
anything about it until they com,
to turn up a stump, as he did tn,
other day, and find twenty-nin,
full grown skunks skedaddlinI
from under it.