The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-03-10

stituents than hundred less, which makes N
hard for the looby 20 crowd IN new BUSINESS.
Moreover. the spirit OF The age IS aS constantly
changing as the channels o. the Columbia RIVER.
where old sam KnOx's magnincent charts OF
to-day. Now If Colonel SCOTS agents happened
TO have been for the past few years absentee lob
la ALL We once asked Dr.. Rushton. who Was
Fastening to New Orleans. where the epidemic
employ. SIR said ne i must drst consult the
faculty. what cured last year may Kill this;" ana
So lob ying, IKE yellow lever, varies IN ts app.,.
onanes.' The failure OF so great railroad king
and so popular q man in measure fraught with
incalculaOlC blessings TO the South ana the west
sufficiently illustrates the impracticable temper
OF our late Legislators which was not improved Dy
the various political deviltries concocted to tic
the white man OF the South TO tree. after having
robbed HIM OF All he possessed. II you had bill
all ready Tor the spit, like . capon trussed Tor
roasting, you Iound that Alabama LOUISIANA.
Arkansas or some other privileged congressional
,ne7u had possession OF the Dutch oven. where
alone such game can be done to turn"
THE LOBBY IN THE OLD TIME.
"How the lobby your Kingdom In the
s'For great measures session-long spree and no
watcnhouse OF an investig atiDg committee, as Tue
Ways and Means has oeen curing lie enIire oon-
gress Just ended"
swas much money spenty"
CORDS rhe session before we mounted the
throne and passed secretary McCullochs Con
traction till, winch we did by small majority III
full House, the Camden and AmoOy yor Ra nsr,a.
Gould, not Rodin, occupied rival CAMPS CAMPS
at either extremity Of the SECOND moor
a merry aud joyous spirit breataed upon
the Washington waters. TO Judge oy tue
springs during the ensuing summer money must
have been drug We were credloly informed
that less than $500 900 we're disbursed by each
OF the combatants."
"And VINO succeeded p
could ahead, but the Amooy boys took
care OF the Chairman OF the Senate Committee ths
night before the adjournment OF Congress; sucn
admirable care, that the grave senator dG not put
courtesy OF that honorable body no one could
move the bin but ne, and SO the ngnt was LOST 10
tho champions of the proposed new route"
THE FUTURE OF THE yEsrIBuLE. -
"Those days are over. does Your Majesty say -
what puzzled as to the future. We propose mere
alter to stump Congress on measures, JUS az tho
average Congressman stumps MS dlsstict "a -
small hospital can he run with single doctor pos
large one requires medical stall Thens
again, the lobby has become annular. There are
all kinds OF rings-lndian, bank note, whlskey.
railroad, army ana District rings. In snort they
pack like grouse in autumn, so one scarcely knows
VINO Is who. where TO begin or when 70 leave on"
''Do you think the man who helped to defeat the
air line scheme belonged to the retnue OF the
Ki MSsa, ;. ,.s ,,a ,.,on,oc x,rc II wa. before
our own royal days, yet We know that ne must
have been chap OF resources. Not pars lmonious'
fond OF the carnival OF lile-not hating ms euow-
man, but counting success better than rlches.
Your modern lobbyists. like MIR. TWINS al noners,
keep all they get. Aud That IS what male ali tao
trouble II wine had lowed and good cneer
prevailed no one would have found iault; ons
our Kingdom who make the duties oil l00OYlss
more difficult than ever. We say TO onrseli-The
good will OF mankind Is better than houses that
burn or ships tnat perish; or. as the Tal'uul mas
1t, Loving kindness Is stronger than laws and
the charities OF life more than ali ceremonies
And, unless those who aim at success iollow some
such rule, 1t is not TO be wondered that Congress
Will restrict attorneys aud require rom the'l al
kinds OF promises and guarantees before permit
ting them to appear In the presence OF the COM
miJees."
THE HERALD TOASTED BY HIS MAJESTY.
As your correspondents took his leave or HIS
Majesty the King remarked that he was sorry TO
be unable TO formulate more clearly the true
problem OF this Congress- "rO tell you the truth"
said he, we have ali been sOmewha dazed by rs
inconsistencies, and 1t may take US as long 70
WORK them up into an inte,liglbie equation as Is
Will take our astronomers to give the wOrld the
condensed results OF the transit OF Venus"
Alter this the Kings wine closet was opened.
Without. RAIN, snow ana hail were rivals III making
the day dreary. but inside all was cneeriul and
merry. "rhere Is not much ett" said the King,
.fOr Congress as thirsty as II was democrat
lied: but OF the last pint yours shall be the lions
share. The King drinks to the HERALD"