The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-11-26
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A wosnAn IN her magic ,~ansy rcee,
lAaslrd and charmed. he called that woman
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PAY NE that IN and eight .r~nc~ yon cw~
me-. Mr. Mnlrooney." rNil = village attorney.
For what" "fcr ih~ oldnicn yaa hal II
me" Faith, ! never bad any cianion Of
yca In al my lifrr'
-wil<. oh. ~ir~ my sar~. And I'm every.
lspl,, scratch. Oh. scratch my l,~rk Il li,tls
higher, 4 littlA lower. rather more ~ shs
lsfi. not quite - much, thank yeh and Tn
nobody" 4 mirror.
"wel, I Away. make |, 4 rnle 10 scll my
wife everything that happens" .t)h. my
dear fellow. thAt'r nothing 4" r~I,lied Aia
friend. u tell my VII. loir VI things hat
never hapl~n ., all"
A grumtling individual assonl-h~L q
cclor~d waiter In 4 Park Row rc~sanrant
BY asking him 10 shove hir Fingers into hia
Glaas II ic~ water few morc times. A the
ssasoning was not quite stonR enough.
George. ~Dh. l lovr the rark AZ. I
prefer Y 10 Hwi,ssrlan,l, really" Afal,~l.
~Why. George, You've NEVER lx~n In Hwi,xer.
lnnd.~ ticoryS~. Ma, In, I've s~en II on tho
may, and don't like The look u II II all"
4 Cl,ineec young la.ly IL m applicant for
seaeher'r l'lar~ IN one II thin public
srhoolr of San frnnriao. hl,~ In-isss
that rhs can .snairhe. small hoy hAl.
hca.led All~r xnMe Mclean ,nirs."
Two clums, desiring ~ make themselves
roMfortAhl". had stove PUT nr Ia thair
chambcr. One hough. M. ainvc and the
otlssr. paid mason 10 have hole cut In
the chimney. They hruke NJ hous~k.~ls-
INK TIM either day and divided th~ effects,
Chs teok The stove and the other the
hols.
4 H~tssleMn" ~niJ n nm all lady Win had
brought UP \ fN.lly III children near
siver..--"l should think Yen, wenl huya
lived IN constant f-ar TINT ro,n~ uf them
would hav~ gni drowned. .tDh. mn. ~.
sronde.l The "a lady, "~e only Lost three
Or four III that why"
A North Carolin. man committed -nleils
Tim other day. tiia n~ighhnm hal hren
trying 10 kill him for us~r four yenir and
hal fired altogether one hundred .Aoia Al
hun. IT. left naie saying liz hal .'lAth~r
dtc than live ih \ community VI such ours.
ed poor mHrhr,nen."
"Oh'" sle sHi,i In breath M strong O.
; tanning mill. m rha threw her ar,na
wildly around anil clo-rd In on him.
"Himme hlrn,h," rAil he. As h~ nnt.ngir,l
himself and wiped thu molaSres candy
from his mouth whsr~ rl,e had kissed him.
All Of this Ii IN Fond du Lac.
A mother and father ARE trying 10 force
their daughter 10 marry. Dmugh,er
0oquitnrl --~'Th~fw Ar~ many r~M4onn Why
don't wan, 10 marry him, IN th~ tlrst place
h1 II ton h,leo,,s and stupid. Mother
with dignity -"Strrhanlc. did not marry
Your fAihsri''
.JAmrr Jenkins. said national school.
master ~ llx pupil. -WhAt n IN AvrrAxef'
"A thing, rir." 4.id Tim iny. promptly,
~thAt h~ts lay eggs upon," ~Why do you
Ny that. yon ally hoyl" "lsersuse, sir,s
rnId thu youth, Il heard = Rcn.leman cay
the otlsr day N INN would lay os
~ average hundred aud twenty a1es /
year"
.now old Ar~ goni" was The rollts
inquiry 81 . Fourth ward r,ns.s iskss
10 4 lady meml~r Of ths family 10 wea
Waiting 0elsiAlly. Il Nm Old enough d
put thls mop handle over ysr hsaA sll|
ys1l - mors STARR than n IN the 'slronosny
darn ysl" screamed tho lady In rs1Ay
aud hs moved RAPIDLY toward The Hlds'
walk.
n little Hartford girl Who eavs uttar
Anes 70 IN following ld1a wsa p,snullns
hsr mind viii proLJsm that Aas 6othsgsd
~ world l0r a9ee. Mn waa rsfwoveA fus
soua~ ehlldiah Act, and ssAtinw hers~ll os
NJ eoor ~ her mothssis fsst. rs6scles
Tor 3 long time, and thsn lo0kinr m saj1
@nA Why h Il that naughty things ars =
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what ~ ~" A~~~s.~ around furs'
lnqulred boo!llacs ysstsrday q : bos
sMlleA and who was eseculln8 dsMhle
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