The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-07-01

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never without como bias, proved after
wards 70 b. > dressmAker
--I.,s generally The case With bad
boys. phiiosopLieally remarks Mis-
Abtboby. that they look llke their
mother and &c, ike ,beis iather
KAnsas teacher Where does al
Of our grain product 90 to' Boy lit
goes iato the hopper. Hopper What
hopptff Grassbopper idumphanlly
shouted the lad
The following legend is inscribed
On the ironi Of butchers shop 10 au
ialand town Of Pennsylvania Kash
pale for liilel halves nut mourn two
dare old.
A Michigan farmer remarked the
other day that bio bad got to Hannibal
llamlin his barn He meant that be
bad got to raise a.
A man may occasionally kiss the
wrong wsman by mistake, but when
be makes a practice Of IL. the right
woman finds II out, and that's what
boiherA him
Mrs. John Palmer. wife Of Steu
hcnsille printer, has given birth to
Eve children inside Of sixteen months
which IL pretty hard run on Johns
small cap case. we should say,
--Mrs. Cobb, Of Illinois, has left her
husband because he gets corned so
often. He says, though, lis because
she wants him TO shell out too FIRE.
qdeutly.
"A kind hearted Danbury woman
gave tramp one old shoe, and told
bin that she would keep the other for
the next unfortunate who might come
along.
Ma, said Brooklyn boy, putting
down bis Sunday School books and
giving his little sister pinch that
made her scream ike a factory whistle,
Do you think they'll hang Jesse pome,
roy
Jury. said q Western Judge, you
Kin 70 out and find a verdict II you
cant Had yonr own, get one The last
Jury used The jury returned yer,
dict Of suicide 10 the ninth degree
When a woman is eareladen and
heavy.hcarled. nothing shakes the
megrims out Of her quicker than for |
couple Of ladies to stop in front Of th'
house long enough for her to e1amin,
the trimmings on their bonnets,
"A fond parent who bought COW
for his sumner residence 10 anticipation
Of the delight that the product woul'
caose his little daughter, was some
what ehagrinel when Miss Pert, look
Ing upon pan Of nectar, exclaimed
Oh, the horrid yellow scum. 1t ism
half so good as the nice blue milk W
get in Boston
The Count DC Gfasse was one
wounded in the knee with muske
ball. The doctors cut and hacked an,
made many incisions, when, gcttin,
out Of all patience. the count askc,
why they cut him up SO much. W
are seeking, said the surgeon, for th
ball. Why didn't you mention tina
before have the ball in my pocket
Aunt Eletty inquired Of the ser
want recently II she came from th
Hungarian parts Of Ireland, On beiu
told that her geographical knowledg
was somewhat defective, she excuse
herself by saying haint much learn
M ! never went 10 school but on
day, and that was In the eyenin' an
we hadn't no candle, and the mastc
didn't cone.
--As boy was going down Porte
Street, yesterday, woman opened tn
front door OF house and called, Johr
Jotnl John As the boy paid no 4
tcntion 10 the calls, a pedestrian sal
70 hint Here, bub, your mother
calling you. No she isn't. replied th
lad, As he turned the corner; she's OF
ly fathers second wife, and ! want be
10 understand that she can't run me
"A boy got bis grAndfathers gu
and loaded il, but was afraid 70 fir,
he. however, liked the fun OF LOADING
and 60 put in another charge, but WI
still afraid to dte. He kept on charl
ing, bat without firing, until he <,