Richland beacon., 1875-02-06
SPICE-BOX.

Bound IN ca!f-Eeal.
Changers ,ump-Slades.
The state for edturs-penci.-vania
A clea' case-An cnp'y n goods Box
Good place FIR sririr-r1pS Ars-knoXviiIe
The fourth of a mau-The quarter master
should call landlord poor relations his
tenants.
Suggcs;iye-Mr E,an has opened hotel
in Concord.
Execu'ir an MISUNDERSTANDING up the
fiddle and the bow.
Ii is enough fur one ding at time to hap
pen, especially Twins.
The jr.welry for tie sea.shore is unGoub,-
edy saltaire diamonds.
Many opinions 90 for nc,hing--it cost
nothing To express tieEl.
There is nothing ,Gore derr sing the:
mometcr tan cold weather.
Sign for iudigr-tin: Gone 10 dinner
will he back ia five minutes"
1t is better 10 be alone in the world than To-
bring up boy 10 play on tie sccordcnn
II is ve.y cold weather, but lovers 10 net
see the sense oil hugsig a stove.- Ercokiyn
.Grgus.
The ruthor Of rew'y published book
called "iIaIf Hon,s with Insects was not a
regular b"aIder.
II Is singular thai Tie man WHO borrows a
rarer is always The ruan to find tie most fault
with its cont, nts.
Men who 'ravcl bnrrf oied around a new
ly carpeled ted ,ouln often find themselves
OF the wrong tack.
David Kalakaua has great liking for chill
dren. lie says he never saw one that didn,
look good emo. Oh 10 eat.
"You are too per, entirely, Miss" said
teacher IL a rupiL y oa.r whole demeancr
Is continuous nIstit n.canor.
Since the hard times struck Nevada they
have raised the price oi killing Cinnamon 10
seven dollars -DdntUy Eers.
The New York World wants to know il a
man with ccTgh is not a hacknan. He
may be until he get, Fix Of coffin.
The Sara Cruz Sentinel compares that
town u 18th, dimries on beautys cheek.
More chrek Than dimple, probably.
In the future history Of this country "Sleri
dams ride" viii occupy less cunsl icroi.s
place than SherIdans h,s,-Eome SentiaeL
When a St Louis man loses SO on the
street he of r. So reward for it. He know.
what ST. Louis Lun,an nature Is.-De.roL Free
Press.
No.hing recalls to the mind Of The married
man The ys of his iii, gle life so wildly as 10
find tbar The baby has been eating crackers in
the bed.-Dambnry N.,rs.
A Cincinnati woman burned her husbands
Sunday suit because he wuuld not put on
buffalo role and crawl around tie back yard
and play Santa Claus.
A Californis preacher is preaching on the
best way To ra-e boys. We have AWAY,
icnnd a number II boot about as effective IA
anything fir raising them.-DonbETy Aers.
There's where man has the advantage.
He can undrtss in a cold room and have lis !
bed warm before woman c; get her hair
pms out aud her shoes pniied -Dr!roi Pre- 1
4 Boston Journal innoccn tly remarks that /
tsiere is an air Of i,nprn,a b,lity about the
Chicago Post story Of "a woman who was /
eaten up by grss>bopp-rs.' Some of ihoss,
Boston papers would duub, the vrracily Of Mr. |
Guiliwf himself
SNAKE you a CT AT. srs' said a suspicious /
tailor to suspected customer. On, yes. sir
with the greatest pleas, re There, just stand |
in that position. please, and look right upon !
that noice white ,ake your measure Gus
toner reads the IL, iice: Terms cash"
Here is poet who says: I'm siring sadly
on the strand, that stretches the water
brink; and rs ,ued day sii's slowly by, | idly 1
fol my la, de and think" Whist he is sit /
Ting on the strand with idle folded hands, his
family nj home niny be suffering for the nee I
essaries of life. He should ssirmish ground /
before the day clips slowly by. and secure a .
job at digging cellar.
The widowers grief has been pronounced .
by competent snihority to be lovely while il I
lasts, but il is not constructed 10 endure the
rude assaults of tiae. a Connecticut man
who only last spring threw himself upon the
cold turf tl.at wrapped his oeioveds clay ana
wept until his eyrlashes fell our, has since
had three women following him around for
almony. .drsus.
Why do nor the ladies, now that decoraf
ing rooms with artificial II wers has become
fashionable, adopt the pretty device of fa-,en-
iue spsays Of blossoms and leaves on lace
cuvmins and 10 the lace on toilet tables!
h s1scs 10 excellent.
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