The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-05-06
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Drums that can't be beasen-"Ket.le-
drums"
Now, who's the next man to find revo-
lutionary relic?
Lewis of the Detroit Free Press has a boil
but he writes Just as well standing
Louis Republican.
Al Saxton's River, Vermont, they are
giving patent office reports as prizes in
spelling matches.
Dan VOORHEES, is at last churchman. But
cheer up, D3nisl-there are horns on the al
tar.-CincInnati Times.
Tae Boston Post advises Victoria to make
Paul Boynton Knight of the Bath, as ne
can't be Prince of Whales.
Which to believe least we can't tell-tte
testimony In the Brooklyn trial, or the
stories of the returned Black Hills miners.
Dubuque, Ia, has found cave OF gloom,
hutit is only lead mine. Like another
such cave In the east, it covers its occu-
pants with black.
That company of geologists who arg going
to make a scientific exploration Of the Black
Hills region ought to come back with their
pockets full of rocks.
The lightniDg-rod man and the nursery
tree egest are once more abroad in / le land,
and tue price OF dogs has gone up IN the
Julian Hawthorne complains that German
cooks have no conscience. Is it possible
that Julian's delicate sesOphagus has been
violated by rat soup or cockroacn pie?
The New York papers announce Mr.
Murat Halstead at the Brevoort House. He
will remark to thejury that he doesn't know
anything about this Beecher business Of his
own nOWledgs.-CincinnaLi Times.
81 should think vnu would be ashamed to
pitch into tnat lite boy" said pedestrian.
as he caught big h-sotolsck cutting a small
newsboy. eye VII, hey?" sneered the
lad, as ne gave ais nose wipe. "D'ye
think I'd 80 for big boy and get all pound
ed up2"
Messrs. Moody and Ssnkey, the revival
lists, have accomplished niuch, bat Disraeii
still wears .hs spit curl on his forehead.
Unless they change his heart to paste that
vanity particularly back, the evangelizing
trip OF the bass voiced eXhorters will be TO
some extent tailure.-St. Louis Rspubli-
can.
Mr.. Cailds, of LANCASTER, Ohio, has a ma
chine that will turn out fifteen good horse
shoes a minute. Thus rapidly does he man
ufac.urs those articles which first promote
tia usefulness OF a domestic animal and
afterwards are nailed above Kentucky door
ways to keep ont witches and delirium ire
mems.
''Guvn'r'' Sam. Bard has chartered seat
"a >" section two, near the water cooler in
the ante room of the White House. Tho
sea- will not be vacans until he arri yes at
some undsrst8 nding With ''the old man" as
to what he shall do in the future. He is
still president of the third term club
Washington Star.
JEFF Davis attended meeting of exon
federatss at Memphis, Saturday. to arrange
for decorating the graves of Coufederates
on the I'D of May, at which resolution was
unanimously adopted asking Union soldiers
to participate in the ceremonies. Another
"southern outrage" The Inter-O esan ought
to send one of its war correspondents down
. there, to fire the loyal hearts.
The largest sailing vessel on the great
lakes was launt he'd at Toledo on Wednes-
day last. She is 235 feet in length on her
keel, and bears four masts, each 100 feet
high. One OF the prettiest incidents of the
ceremonies must have been when, lat sig
nal from the foreman, the great black hull
started waterward. and almost in a twink
ling kissed the waters OF the Maumse and
received its baPtismal blessing amid the
screecb OF tug and railroad whistles. the
waving OF bnnung, and toe pIaudits of tee
multitude Ssemo!sd."
Tho Rochester Democrat is another OF
those papers which are antagonistic to the
poet-editor of the Philadelphia Press. II
says: Don't send US obituary poems,
Young person. Remember that George w.
Childs, of Philadelphia, pays ten cents
lire for that article ofgrief" The insinua-
ton that G.. Washington Childs, A. NJ,
buys obituary poetry at the rate OF ten
cents line, and palms it off on an admi-
ring public for his own, Is too pitifully
mean and low to be seriously refuted.