Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-09-24
LETTER FROM jim CRACK.
The Trubbels Of the Ring Managers
They've Got Mite Mares and Blud suok.
ers TO Wurry 'Em-Tribulation Onto
Trihulation.
LEASES TAVERN.

streaners into gail. Now see the caws
OF fhiscommoshun. There Gums Hill, from
Milton, and Charley knows that menes
Dizziness. Charley says as how he'd dfIith-
er have the seven years ,itoa % than toiseb
thatman cum to town. lie Gums every Ia
days, and brings little saehel, and ses as
how it takes lots OF mummy to argy the
case with the Milton chaps. Charley sea
to us fellors, cOnalenshelly, that this Mil
ton chap is worse than poker that Is hot
at both ends-that it haint fc to tech
him.
But Hill has got his grip onto 'cm and
he noes too mutch 10 let 60 into hurry.
When he lets up you may bet your bottom
nickel that things is purity dry ont here.
Fact is, we hoint hal no money into
long time only what wt'vc borrowed onto
corporashun bonls, and we've ben alfred
coSshus about that, fur when the county
sete takes its departure, them bonds will
be nice playthings for chill lr.n. So Hills
cummin 80 often makes things was. Then
there's Peters; he jest draws onto us MS
tho we cuddcnt help it, and that's what's
the matter, and don't blame Charley fur
runnin from sich pcstilenscs. .a.r
Our railroad aint doin much, except to
perform the part of an ekscusef for worken
gang of men ill elcckshun. They telllots
about new locomotive, and to keep Billy
Hood from kickcn out Of the traces on n,
count of the tackscs, they tell him the en-
gine will be called "Billy Hood" As Bill
! ly haint got nothCn else to hand hisscli
down to poStcrity with this latters him and
while he's in yumer the subscripshun pa
per will be presented tn him.
Doc ManviIle has been loulcn awful
thin for a fu days, and, shy as you keep it,
he's got twins-onc of each aex, and he
scs he'd had more but there want no more
sex to have em for. The Doc thinks lob
byin is hclthy Dizziness, and Billy Hood
ses he believes he'll spend cuppcl nv
winters in Columbus and sleep with old
pap White. IN
! We have direct Railrode conmu,fiea-
shun with Capten Black and Tontogeeny,
and Charley tells EN- they must see Cap. ev-
cry our, or he may slip from. ,em, jest as
lots Of others is docn. The Cap. begins
to git thin inunder the preshutc, but that
aint no differents. ..... .,yJ
The old man Shively is venerable ole
cuss, but when he went to Charley Baird
and told him to cum down and vote for
Bolen Green or he couldn't never hold no
offs hereafter, CharIy was wuss than the
boy in the appel tree and didn't skcer at no
tufts of grass nor nothen. The old feller
showed hisself without exposcn anybody
else and that's what ales him.
Them commissioners plaid the duce
with us at tllarc last sctiin. Like a pack
of fules, they had to go and examine tile
jAle. They cooddent put that of as we
put everything, till after eleckshun. Not
a bit NV it. They just wadcd into the wat
ter and then pretended that wetten haint
helthy. Suppose it docs cum threw the
wall and gifts deep enufT for geese to swim
into, nint that helthy? IIaint we been
blamed becaws we haddcnt got no river
nor lake, nor fish pond nowhere mere us
Then what does the commissioners mean
by poken fun at that are pond into the
jale? Its nifty handy. 1t saves the jalei
from carryin waiter for the prisoners to
drink, and wash, and other things.
1
ty fare with our independent fare, so we've
tried to kill it tothcr way. We've been
death to every thing we've favored for sum
time, and we're n goin to cum that dodge
onto 'em. If it can stand our friendship
it has got a better koRsiiIushun than |
give it credit fur.
That meeten Of yourn want no good pill
for us out here. Deeden the court house
to the peepel afore the vote, aint our way
OF dOen Dizziness. That cuts off all after
claps and don't leave no way open TO git
into the treasury. Yu cant make no pile
OF mummy ont OF the peopcl rs we dhl 10
long as you indulge in stitch foolisliness.
Shannon scs as how you're the biggest fools
that you orto fool the pccpeI viii prom
ises and then take their ihuniiy as q pel ,
nelly ior bein fooled. That's the kind of
free morrel agency what he believes iiifo.
We out here think the people is nifty Sasi-
ly fooled, ms yu may infur from 10 Nuiens
card. There aint nothen out here thinner
than that except Manville and Rrurc. JOS
a good bitter, and then he feels so good
onto pole. 1t allus remnes me Of fshcn
for shenp heds. They bite terribly fine,
and then they're so hefty when YOU get
EN- onto the hook-but they're awful tut,
and the longer they bile the tufIer they git.
Our foakes is gtten dcmoralized. We
aint now mntch as we was when the vim
men placed that roath of mullen leaves
and danieline flowers onto Judge Phelps
brow. We all take n nip now, tn help on
the caws, and sundy Is the best day into
the Dizziness. There aint hardly a nuT
men at,enden church to pass the hat. Its
terrible state Of affairs, and it begins to
look as tho It wouldn't do no good neither.
Rod Lease says there's somethen into the
air what aint rite, and he don't know whcth-
er It's the county seat or the spots onto the
sun what makes it-whether its a spot on
to Bolen Green or hy spcck onto his glas
eye.
We here muttcrins about new county
down about Fostoria, and it looks as tho
they mite vote to help that prodject lit
tie. 1t wurrys our talented managers lots
and sum times they talk about given on it
up and leaven the country, and then they
here OF man who will lend 'em little
more mummy and they revive their droopen
spirets. There aint nothcn like mummy to
make the mare go, and the mare aint diff
terent from nobody else.
There is some things worken hc,e