The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-05

Fridays, at Bpm.
Money order office hours, from 8 A. u, TO ~. N
P.H. RAYMOND, r. N.
A DIXIE MOTHER caught up with
her daughter and her fellow, on Their
way home from church last Sunday
night, and found the youngster with
his arm around "Honey's' neck. o.
course she didn't approve Of that sort
OF familiarity and spoke out immedi-
ately in repFoving tones; but the young
lady was good for one send-back any
way. She instantly replied: "Why,
ma, didn't you tell mo to keep my
comforter about my sore throat, and
ain,t i doing it2,, And the young
man, who is attending Albany Collie
Riate Institute, Immediately put in
that The had been taught in physiolo-
nv that the thoracic arteries were rem
dered more impervious TO the ogygin-
lied and carbonized elements of a
frigid atmosphere when properly pro-
tected by some immediate protectorate
MS we'll as remedial agency at the sim
ultaneousness of the elementary attack
eonsequeHt upon the nocturnal expos
ure, and but the old lady sadly said
she, sposed she was mistaken about it
and amiably stumbled on past the
young couple and groped her way
home and crept off to bed in the dark,
feeling that she ought to be in the in
sane asylum for being such an old
Ounce as 10 think otherwise.
'.swEETr HoMERs. "--Our Sweet
Home correspondent sends us Che fol-
lowing items:
Had quite skip of snow on morn
ing of 22d ult.
The exhibition by the Literary So
ciety was grand success, giving full
est satisfaction to performers and audi
ence. t6z 8Gas&a X 81
J. B. Hughes has sold his Sweet
Home store to Mr. Fuller, proprietor
uf the Charlottesville store, and has
''lit out'' iii search Of other fields OF
0pulent speculation. 1t is scarcely
probable that he goes away greatly
encountered with lucre.
John GilIiland is preparing to start
out on the w. v. & c. NJ. w. Road,
for the purpose of repairing the road
for the coming seasons travel.
The Green Horn miners have the
ditch completed and are about ready
fsroperations, with Aattering pros
peetOf a rich yield Of the precious ore.
RELIGIOUS REvIvAL.-An extraOr-
dinary religious revival is now in
progress in the NJ. E. Church in this
city! 1t has been going on for about
two weeks, and the interest seems moi
only unabated but daily growing. 4
was inaugurated under the auspices o
the local preacher Of that congrega
tion, but severalpreachers from abroac
have reinforced him and the nightly
meetings are conducted with spiri
and zeal which has never been wit
Messed before in this city. Only tw'
or three have as yet united with tn
church, but we are informed that 20 o
80 new converts are expected to affili
ate next Sabbath, The meetings will
continue as long as the interest is un
abated.
"fkIl1 ri ALL. This Is the title c
= work on Morfnondon, written b.
Mr. Fanny Stenhousei who was for 2
years the wife Of a prominent office
Uf the Mormon church, ii-Salt Lake
ItIsa prolific and truthful record Q
the life, habits, practices, and religio
OF the Polygamists, as we'll as 4 thrill
Ing narrative OF experience and adven
ture in the tGreat West" In fact
IL one Of the most absorbingly inter
esting publications Of the day, and can
mot mil to be book much sough
after. Mr.. j. d. Brewer, worthy an
Intelligent deaf mute, Is agent for th
work, and will canvass this section {
the State within the next few weeks
We bespeAk for him a acordial receptio
and for his book full patronage!
RUNAwAY.-One Of Bill Cah6n'
spanking teams skeedoodled with him
self and hack, while en- route to the df
pot last Saturday, and although n
damage was done William says if th
thing is repeated he will have to 81
some cheap boy to hold IIis breath fd
him. The team went 30 fast for a ha
mile or SO that his hair pulled hardt
than 1t did the morning after Ne
YEARS when he swore of drinking
He says the top of his head felt abol
like that Dixie mans did wheh h
wife caught him buttoning the hire
Rirl'sMlgh-ankIed shoes.
"
Nor ExAcTLY.--And now Calito
MIA poultry man sends us an I'D. On
wants us to take our pay In eggs. ]
view OF the fact that we have only
New Fouudland pup to act on thel
and perform the operation Of incub'
tion, and ia view Of that pups aIread
hankering for "eggs At any price v
are compelled to tearfnlly decline th
generous offer. We are mouFnfull
convinced that those eggs would mi
carry or open up in the chicken bus
ness to- pEsnIaiareIy for llealihlul lol
eexity IL that pup was to be selected
the parent bird.
PERSONAL. Calvin B. MeDonnl
ellloF, and Capt. Scott business ma
egsF of the Salem Statesman, dropp'
tnppon " Tuesday evening on the
4 return FROM Lebanon. where Mac q
Ilvsgad bis S0lspcoe" lecture to q vel
laFse slIiieRae OR Monday night y
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