The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-11-25

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parssaa ss.sies are sad V lesk
ust tercs egrsyA ~ash tsi@eat
Tie allgaaor lAss swallowed
oosmei y dead IissAyed % Aas stous.
afh
YssI bsild Tic aros or TIL se :
widow. i DE way he Pa cosusbu.
sats vits tAIfs
Ksneas hAs sslsl smother caator ell
factory sili Ano,Ler iaauoensat ior
ehiarn ie be coed.
sore papon are always t4lking
u tbeir Independence and sbceribg 81
orEAas Isnt Il better 70 be an organ
iANa lyfe
We once asked The owncr Of
laeautifsl dog Why be dia not eItermi.
safe tho acAa on him. Said be: Oh,
be- wants something to DO. and 70 Jet
him scratch
IA old lady 10 Detroit. hearing
that American Gin wAs dead. remark.
ed I've Allus said that this tight lac
log woald Jay em out some day
4 down-couatry farmer who pot
abalt acre with tanips last summer
sAys tboy dilni bring bin cent lie
should .sy onions next time They
always afaE 3 scent
New Iofk merchant has been
detected measuring tbirty four inches
T. ibc ysr8 two inches j. nothing
III taWe. bat il tells heavily On q
N9airu aha wben the thermometer
drops down
Tls iBe way the newspapers
t'& b 0aaisha II that con-
sle,eI b asa Fobber Jim Walk
g. wants ay fuss vith IA he can have
fdar buekshet "a unlimited quaint.
n sing his nese around on
c5r
I5e aakets Gazette wisely re-
mars Naen son see young mar
rod mAa contemplating baby arrages
with a calm aud thoughtful eye, you
may reasonably infer that the matrimon-
ia sky is bright, serene, and little son
ny But you bad daughter not &c
be too sure Of that
~ don't blame Paul, she said II
] was man, I'd want women 10 be
meek and quiet aud let me have my
own way; aud If | was a 'postle I'd tel
EN- saey'd be everlastingly lost If they
didn't But, sir. women see things
difIei-lti and ! sha'n't support Jim
Parker or any other lazy man. and be
meek and obedient, Paul or no Paul.
A woman cured her husband Of
staying out late at night by going 70
the door when he came home and
whispering through the keyhole, Ii
that you, Willie Her husbands
name is John, and he stays at home
every night now, and sleeps with ont
eye open and revolver under bis pill
low
The schuyIerville (Ky.) Republi
can says that the worst case Of selfish
ness that it has been permitted 70 pre-
scut 10 the public. emanated from d
youth who complained because hi,
mother put a bigger mustard plaster
on bis younger brother than she did
on him, after they had been eating
melons and hard apples.
"A promising young shaver Of Ave
OF siI years was reading bis lesson Al
school one day in that deliberate man
ner for which urehins OF that age are
somewhat remarkable. As he proceed
cd With the task be came upon the
passage, Keep thy tongue from evil
aud Thy lips frome guile, Master
Hopeful drawled out, Keep-ihy-
tongue -irom esil--and thy lips
from girla
Jones had prepared himself for 1
hpmc diu8cr 60 bis liking. He SAT
down b. his dioing.r oom at peace
wita 81 ile world, aud said. Now
Hsaaa bring Gle oold mutton. NJ
hatmeal ff me this weather. Hanna
hesllael CO minute and said, But ]
d0ae give Z away -ir, Give Il away
Gi.c my dinner away Yes sir You
sAid & AUS srmps called was 10 give
taem tie ga shoulder.
na l yar father vote tie eth,
one newaboy of another
tay
49,
u1at Wby
a4 a ia lhe stala long
eaaaa
@sl a4t Naa bad, cppsiHded lha
desl.
But he'd been here long enoug h &c
get as drunk as any voter. replied No.
: 20 be didn't miss much aftcr all.
During the war Georgian start
"a 10 Marietta with some chickens for
sale. He met squad Of soldiers, and
they bought all bis chickens bat one