The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-11-12
NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EVANGELICAL CORNER.

| Lou pullu the HreS, or LII De Wild
ow, " is the way the Fat Contributors wife
talks.
Sixty-three thousand and eighty-four
more women than men in Massachusetts,
and polygamy crime.
Mary had little lam. We refer to DR..
Mary Walkers wrestle with woman on a
San Francisco steamboat the other day.
Striped stockings have had their day in
the east, and legs are encased in clean white
stockings again.
Before Mrs. May, of Delaware, suicided
the other day she burned all her dresses,
cut up her sheets, gave away her jjewelry,
and left nothing for the benefit of a second
wife.
A gentleman seeing pretty maid with
his wife's bonnet on kissed her, supposing
her to be the real owner. He soon discov-
cred the error through the assistance of his
affectionate wife.
Lady to waiter.-Don't put that ice into
the goblet with your fingers. Waiter
Lor', mann, don't mind, my hands are
very warm.-BsstoB Globe.
A New Orleans girl thus exposes a wretch
OF man: "There is A man in this City
his name is unknown he is married sixteen
years he has four or five children with his
wife now he wants to run away with
woman that has Sic, 900 worth Of Jewelry.',
To know how to keep tidy house and
well-aired apartments; to know how to Sc
lect the best kinds Of food; to know how to
prepare them in the best manner-these are
first things, and every daughter should
learn them before marriage.-W. W Hall.
The wealthiest woman in the United
States is the wife of Prof. Gammell for
merly of Rhode Island. She is und derstood
to have an income of nearly 100000 ster-
ling year. Her fathers estate, which she
has inherited, is said to be fully e., 900, 900.
The Grand Duke Alexis-so it was re-
ported, but we don't believe it,-declared
Miss Ida Demarest, of Omaha, the prettiest
girl he saw in this country. Well. the
same was married at Omaha last Monday,
to homely but ehivalrous doctor named
Stevens. Now, let that gay and festive
Grand Duke keep his distance.
A New England fireman rose hastily at
the first alarm. He ran along the streets
believing I" Fire. He was enthusiastical-
ly jumping the old machine" and crying,
Now jam her down for our side, Johnny"
when by the light Of the ascending flames,
which were trying to toy with the pale
faced moon, he discovered that he had on
his wife's velvet basque, spangled with bu-
giles and beads.
Olive Harper in recent letter from
Marseilles, says: "Women wheel barrows
filed with bricks and stones, women carry
great trunks and peddle goods of all de-
scriptions, and all wear clean, white stiffly-
starched lace and muslin caps. They walk
with briskness and force that are surpris-
ing. All are Drowned with the hot sun and
the glare from the white cliffs and the
shining sea until their faces look like the
squaw that was 'wrinkled and brown as a
bag of leather yet the cheeriness and
brightness Of their smiles more than COM
pensates for the lack of beauty of complex
on."
Backward, pin backward my skirts in
'heir flight, make me look small again, Just
'or tonight; am SO weary, and my skirts
Ire so long, sweeping the pavements as 1
walk along, gathering dirt from cut of the
street, looked at by every one that meet;
mother dear mother, know I'm fright,
Din back my skirts, mother, pin 'em back
light.
Mother, dear mother, the days are so
warm, and Pm tired of this dress that /
;hance to have on: it is SO clumsy and don't
it me right, pin it back, mother, pin it back
light; now am ready, oh don'titlook syeet?
milling on all that happen to meet, Pm in
he fashion, SO that is all right, pin back
ny skirts, mother, pin 'em back tight.
Mother, dear mother, I know it's a, sin.
o wear these tight dresses that show of
mes limbs, but what is poor girl going
0 do if the world all wears 'em too; it is
My those who are thin that are 'flaid, to
how off a form that is not SO we'll made;
ou may laugh, but still You know that I'm
lght, pin back my skirts, mother, pin 'em
ack tight.