The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-02-27


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aevs agent in Mobile at the depot. on the arrlv;
q the P. II. train.
Back bitter ~ flea.
Stars The moons eggs.
If they squeeze him out, he threatens t.
Pinch-back.
The word-murderer Of the New York IVorl
has been admitted to Oliver Wendell Holme
Asylum for Dccayed Punsters.
There are good things even in the tropics
Queen Emma of the Sandwich Islands is sale
to have the most beautiful eyes in the world
A Fort Wayne bridegroom was so happy
that he remarked to the minister Just before
the ceremony, "If | bust out a latin you
mustn't get mad, mister"
The first complaint made of the insut1icon
cy of the divorce laws in Chicago comes from
gentlemen Of that city whose wife tho Other
day gave birth to four daughters.
Our fashionable clerical friend who has no
poor parishoners to visit and an assistant to
conduct the services for him, says that his
Office was intended to be a sinner-cure.
If Mr. Hicks is satisfied VITA the wording
OF this item in the Cincinnati Commercial, we
are: Birth Hicks. TO the wife OF Allen NJ.
Hicks, son. Thanks to DR.. Cleveland
Ice dealers at Laporte, Ind, announce as a
peculiar recommendation of their twenty inch
thick commodity this year, that customers, if
so inclined, may read small print through it.
According to a contemporary, an iron plate
or pan has been found in the Pyramid Of
Cheops. Tlis will not surprise persons who
have seems in restaurants a pyramid Of chops
in an iron pan.
From Massachusetts, comes the direlul an
nouncement III i Notwithstanding al the ex-
pensivo intellectually Of that State. twenty
per cent Of its children are growing up in Il
state Of ignorance
1t is possible that III the rapid transcription
of Mr.. Bruns's speech from shorthand notes,
many errors may have occurred. The speech
will be given IN tul. and carefully prepared
in our Sunday edition.
Fever patients in New Hampshire are re-
ported to be utilized for the incubation OF
eggs. A wel-developed case of typhoid is
said to be equal to half dozen ordinary hens
in its ca-hatching properties.
Young Wife If your husband misses and
regrets his club 50, he may be paciiied by a
club at home apply it under the left ear. Do
not fear to ask more of these domestic qucs-
tons 1t is a moral pleasure to read them.
The statistics Of suicide show that the aver
age domestic piano, if sufficiently exercised,
seems to take tho place Of selfdestructon;
melancholy listeners dying probably of the
intliction before they haze time to resolve on
felo de SO.
eyes, boys" said Nancy Bell female
blacksmith of Iowa, as she straddled horses
leg and yanked off a shoe, q vas brought up
to this business and SO was my mother; and
there amt been no Beecber scandals in our
family, for n fact Mi,clHkee NecS.
"Ma, said m intelligent, thoughtful boy, |
- don't think Solomon was 50 rich as they |
say he was" "Why, my dear, what could
have put that into your head p "Why. the
Bible says he slept with his fathers; and |
think If he had been so very rich. he would
have had q bed Of his own
girl was smothered to death while on .
sleigh ride near Bangor, Me-, on one of the
recent intensely cold nights. \ party Of young
people were out on frolic, filling long
sleigh. This girl grew very cold, and 10 keep
her warm her sweetheart wrapped her closely
in huge blanket covering her head and face.
Too drowsy and benumbed to stir, she suifo-
Gated, without her companions being aware
that she was dying.
A New Haven Clergyman lately received
present OF horse from a friend in New
York. the donor saying the animal was too
slow for his use and would, he thought, Just
suit his clerical friend. The clergyman drove
out one day and was much startled 70 find the
horse an exceptionally fleet one. The York
man explained that he bought the animal for
q fast one, but was sick OF him when he found
he could only make 2:i5
MILE LIMA De MuRskA- The rush for
tickets yesterday for the performance at the
Opera House, on Monday night, at which the
famous Hungarian nightingale Nile lima De
Murska makes her debut in this city, com
at the opening hour and ceased only
when the box-otlic closed, bat to be renewed
It noon at Flies bookstore, and continued
Until the sale closed at 4 O'Clock for the day.
The sale OF tickets surpassed al expectations, .
md is unprecedented There can be no doubt