Weekly Trinity journal., 1875-09-11
SOME EIONEYMOONs.

conduct after marriage, or during the
honeymoon.
Did you ever see couple just after the
parson had put the finishing touch to
their happiness, just after they had been
put out Of their misery ? Did you ever
see them while on their honeymoon trip ?
1t is dreadful state OF affairs, amt 1t q?
encountered pair OF these doves on
the Eric railroad, not long since. They
were gong to Niagara Falls, the great
resort for the newly-marricd, and had |,
at that time not been married man, this
particular couple would have weaned me
forever, though / cannot say that they
were very much silIier than seven coup.
les out of ten are.
The young bride was all smiles, ruflles,
chignon, pannier and dove-cJlorcd thing
and oh, how she did beam n she rus
tied through the aisle of the car. Her
companion for life, or up 20 the divorce
court point, wn- a youth, glorious IN the
flush Of health, strength and new clothes.
He had eyes for only two things when he
entered-his young wife and a seat where
they could be close together
Finding one at last, for the car was on
| ly about half full, she troteted into It
with side-long bitch that .h,wed her
satisfaction, and then seating herself .he
SHE'D about until -hr had made place for
her dear Gcotgr," bat before they wet
fairly settled, She luccd nnd bounced up
and down nt least fifty times, during
which she smoolhcd herself out and got
every thing just about n- ehe wished it.
Then commenced their tender nfec-
ton for each other. They had only eyes
for each other and apparently no idea
that the other passengers had eyes and
ears as we'll. She began by toying with
Dear Georges" auburn locks.
How soft and fine your hair is, dear,
she said. ! don't see how woman can
help loving you, you have got such
splendid head Of hair
Then replied "doar George" MS be
rested hi. head on her shoulder:
81 never thought much about my
hair. | guess you are prejudiced.
Then she kissed him and pinched his
check, and said what an innocent"
} youth you are.
But ii you think my hnir beautiful it
+ must be so for what wouldnt be hand
some that your lovely eyes approve Of 2"
This completely overpowered the bride
and her arm Lid around her " Dear
George" neck aud gave tia -quecze.-
Then She strokrd his almost inperccpii-
bic moustache and said how silky aud be-
coming it was.
d This got the better Of "dear George" "
that is if there wn~ any advnnlngc left to
get, and the look that hc gnyc her was
perfectly melting. Then be bought her "A
paper of gum drops of the train boy, and
such fun rs they had eating them. He
would take one between h~ teeth and she
would get her rosy mouth CLOSE up to his
and bite OF piece OF the lucious drop.
Z Then she would hold one and let him
bite.
BY this time they had the undivided
attention and unqualified disgust of every
other occupant Of the car. But what
cared they? ? They were Just ba-kng in
each others smiles, regardless of the
smiles Of others. After few moments
Of this they were more quiet. The gum
appeared to have a soothing effect upon
them and they contcntcd Themselves with
squeezing each others hands and looking
unutterahc good things into each others
eyes. Then she got his hend down to
whisper something into his ear, and put
both arms around his neck and held him
there.
Al this point an old fellow who sat just
ahead of me turned 10 me and said -
" Young man, have you any objections
to exchanging seats with me ?"
! smiled n faint smile and said had
objections that was quite near enough
to that gushory, and had just failed to
negotiate an exchange with the party be
hind me. | knew by his looks that the
old fellow said some emphatic words, but
the cars made So much noise that | could
MT hear what they were. When the con-
dlctor came through hc tackled him to
know il there were my empty seats in
any of the other car, but finding there
were none, he sighed, sank back into his
seat and took some medicine out of n will
low flask. The passengers appeared to
sympathile with The old fellow who now
settled down to hi. fate, and they began
TO talk ont loud enough 10 hc heard One
man would .ay Dear George :" another
" Ducky drar," -" How soft your head is"
Have ta-tc of gum drop, doycy." and
a general hugh was the result.
But our heroes know nothing about it.
and so kept on kissing and biting each
Others gum drops. First he would tell
her how lovely she was, aud then she
would repay him by saying something
about his soft hair and becoming mus
tache; and they would pass receipts with
IA kiss.
This was becoming ,lighuy nauscous to
all hands, to say nothing about the mo-
notony of the thing, but more particularly
TO the old chap who was seated behind
them. At last he wcut around among
the passengers to see if any of them
would change seats for q While but not
an ex, hangc could h. make.
And yet his search was not all in vain.
A young man who WA. travelling with
some samples of fireworks took bunch
Of extra large sized fire crackers out Of
tie sample box aud suggested to the old
man that it might change the tle Of af
fairs ii he should five ,hr whole lot under
the seat.
The old man wns desperate. lie jump