davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1875-08-03

hnv n few miles from that p1sco, Tho boy vAs
d,rt discovered wA1lowin in a pond Of shallow
water. npf when approached ilo broke llkc a
1natter-hbrre. running Ahnnt milo be-
lhd,n. hp near. tho hoy WAS larHctJ,
whom tietca contont enr,lni, tho strange being
striking, kicking. and nnelng about III lhn most
t.Atf,l! ma,lter. md arp ron,ly beiug frightened
hi'norl y dsath FINALLY. he ~hn tvefrnwete'!.
ti'ai, aud tHk"n to the tl,,,ns OF the man villa
frrt '1arovofsi linn. 1fls boly was t1iseDycret
With h1'r abont 1 inches long. aud ffom niza
Anh hf'l,sarancs ho u nuppna"'L TO bo Abo,il II
'earb n' !. He Ia unable 10 Talk, but poH.nsan4
feAAhiiy power, and now ioows hls cqptvr
about IiHu uUy.
, 1875-08-03

REAL ESTATE WANTED,
WANTED-W HAVE 4 EAEH CUSTOMER ron
~ WABASH AZ, prnpaft}. nnrth nj EL.htn b'i.sf II
altered u bafxaia. TURNER 1 BUHE, Iva Washing.
tp1-st.
" AfTED-A sMAfI. FAiiM OR ORAC.KPR0PERTY
" n"at ths eity In HAchauvs for first -clA%s sAhut
~ih sck IN hA4d IH~dy III .p intn, dnna Ktnd bust
fleta, IN tho hesI l1G4 EhlUAEu, hatu u M Adj
dfAA$ n, Tfbups utbcb. - T-'-'
, 1875-08-03
SEWING MACHINES.

CIHGER OFFICE or H., J; MELO!9RT, ~ WEST
- MAlison.xe., corner Of Grscn-Aschu,, aQlt On
monthly p41u1ats. rented exchanged. and tsealssd.
, 1875-08-03
CITY REAL ESTATE

H0E SALE-Dn EXCHANGE -nNttDtSU WfTTI
flfhrn fopn.y Al fnFnsic s1t 4hl. f1f ho, 49,
h"n.s or s'ot. tll tr n1n,.ure snI .tnre. sev,fas
IulEiirE. " ''"''
fD!t SALE MfEtjt1tN-sv. asTORY NStl
hss"m" ut marble trnn hors" nesr Thtr h7n,h It , IN
,nH ennt tnnbt and cnfilf Ftskts j. ESAfAH va II
HES. IL Than her of tS,nlnI-fcs.
L1nR sAIE-CHEAP, HOUSE. TunFE FtnrRs,
u rhnns. AknEA 1tn A.. f&ckton and Ground
'-h'n HiSt. CHEstY. Eif.iatk at., Ka.M j.
LfnR sAtY-rWO 1,SrOKY BRI.K ilnt:sFA For
ono Third thelF vAuo; 0ccaped ssnsp.A- -r1,tn
snd ttstd hall. ahh aa Aiwe,ltnx. Inquire pfon-
ENUH HaLE-THR NORTHEAST CORHKR nP
HlehiRsa,aV. and ThrtJ. second tarlh Iee. this
sr:eudr And VIII he .nd Al ssnsthcs; uJe
Inrf"ct. SAMUEL. IEIlK, ia Uexfhn nBt,
, 1875-08-03

BUILDING MATERIAL.
TiOR bAIK..A fhW HUNDRED THOUSAND
y hard red brisk. lulu1s Ut j al. 1uNl1AM. =
6s4ts-4t.
TNOlt HALE-hnN GROSS Hi3HEWS AT 10 PER
c.uf dl4c unf: lot 1t at Z. and butts chs4p,
A. W. WHEELER. I'd Lake st.. up.stattp.
, 1875-08-03
FOR SAIL.

1'i,n S.ir~,IIpAt, xt.u,,n ,. 10 r., -
du!mAal and nthrr tta!.. in z I'd orinr. AppJ to
FOWLER blttJS.. packers, Cnlnn stock. Yards.
EOK HALt-DN HIRE TENS, TESTs, ALL
Kind, md SfTus. aud 4rcu1i Ia nd with ca1uH
eIuasRy oi m!st inufnved kinds. Goresatneat Gv+is
Dtfot, l9; and III i.sln.st
Hon RALK-AT QUARTER VALUE -vwo PivF-
rrn cot ttnRra aud t~u rnry tuIlutlpsx an WeHt
slds. IL be d. j.. FISsR No6s, iii. t.Iuck
, 1875-08-03
wANTEp-~bfALEH HELP,

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son-'''. ~ % s''osf hAse ana 'ensr'
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1uAxrrp-y5;Sd NAV 70 z7,-,z,:-..z.=
\V4srrp-4 (: GOOD t1cs,y FIREMAN; 7i5a7v vz,i,77z
" rn'nea..ey :. Us 'se.i N.il.aa.t a.t~''sS'''A'@
\VANIEt,-A t,0ot, MAN 70 WoKK IN aF1T
a1'r*' x1.,' ,. s'nta h.i't'a.t: ~
sss;s
Si!natr.n - n:tm*nsr! !utacm.iion appy st
VIZ: Iy.x55xe;5:7,, ,5o55 STEADY b7razR zf
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work, tnr Mill sad aulri,s. T. 4. XNugLI. s
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}s.!epet vyaa, aa.tfy Esrm.,i, nd 4 f.rua. VET Wss
Itandalph'", A. HALvOKsKN 4 co.
, 1875-08-03

=, ItsttH {TttHs> st4itsman.
A. EeatlomRn arrived frum Murroa yss.ardtv,
saa brought tho nsxs Of tho capture Of = Wild
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

THE Sweet Springs of Saline coun-
ty have passed into the hands of Lee
II. Shryock, n. G. Claiborne, and Dr..
E. S. West, all of St. Louis. These
gentlemen attend to offer some por-
ton ofthe stock to citizens in various
parts of the State, and make these
Springs the watering place of Mis-
souri,. a site for a new hotel has
been selected, and such improvements
have been projected as will make it
a pleasant resort the year around.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10
ShcrIH@s Sale Under Deed
Of Trust.

WHEREAS William i. Clark and
w Flora |. Clark, his wife, by their GER
tam deed of Trust dated the 10Th day of
june, A.D. Isl anil recorded in the Recorders
Office Ut Andrew county, in the State of Mi,~ou-
ii, on The -! page OF Record Book NJ. -. CON
ycycd the following described Real Estate TO-
wit:
strip of ground nincty-fivc 90 feet in width
of the nnrti, end ot lois M. one, %, two, (),
and three, (3), IN block No. sin. o., in Web
Stcr'S Addition To the City of Savannah, tie G. !.
Whitaker, to secure the payment of u certain
@roIniS~ory n0jc dated on the 21th dav of June,
1874, for the sum of four hundred and forty dol
lars with interest from She dat" thereof ut the
rate of ten per cent. per annum, and signed Vii
liam ID. Clark.
And whereas, it is stipulated and agreed by
the SAID William ID. Clark that if said NOTE
should be fully paid according to the terms
thereof and therein contained said conveyancrt To
hcco!nt void, but on default of The payment of
said note as therein stated the said conveyance
to De in full forge and the legal holder.
or the acting sheriff of said Andrew county. is
authorized to sell said Real Estate or So much
thereof as may be sI.ilicien nj to satisfy the demand
of said note 70 the highest bidder ,bv public sale.
ut 1.-THE Court House door in the City OF Sayannab,
in said county of Andrew and state of Missouri.
And whereas, default has been made i'll paw
merit of the note herein above described. AS hy
said note required, and pursuant to the mower
given III" rs expressed in said Deed al Trust. |
the undersigned, Sheriff of Andrew county Mo
VIII, on
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Independent State, subject only to
the Constitution of the United
States and as the preservation Ofthe
States and the maintenance of their
governments, arc necessary to an in
d~estructible Union, and were intend
ed to co-exist with it, the Legislature
is nor authorized 10 adopt, nor will
the people of this State eve assent
to amy amendment or change of the
Constitution of the United States
which may in any wise impair the
right of local self-government be-
longing to the people OF this State.
Is it possible for a person, who
considers his paramount allegiance
due the Federal government in pref
renee to the State government, to
vote for this?-thc essence OF Cal
hounism? He mast vote for it, If he
votes for the new Constitution, for
The two cannot be separated.
We will now quote the present
Constitution on the same question:
adopted by different mel with differ
ent vicws,-and ask the candid, pa
tr;otic reader, if he does not, also,
object TO the change:
5. That the people of this State
have the inherent, sole and exclusive
right of regulating the internal gov
Crnment and police thereof, and Of
altering and sbolishing their Consti-
tuition and form of government
whenever ii may be necessary to their
safety and happiness; but every such
right should be exercised in pursu-
ance Of law, and consistently with
the Constitution of the United
States.
6. That this State shall ever re-
main a member Of the American Tn
ion: that the people thereof are q
part of the American Nation; and
tI!at all attempts. from whatever
source or upon whatever prctcXt, to
dissolve said Union, or to sever said
Nation. ought to be resisted with the
whole power Of the State:
Z. That every citizen of this state
o"tH pa hIfl'uut di!C9lIttt ~ INT
Constitution and Government of the
United States, and that no law or or
dinamco of this State in c]ontravcn-
tiOn OF >ubvCrSiOn thereof, can have
any binding force.
There may, possibly, be some few
changes that might be made for the
better III the present Constitution:
but if so, tkc Instrument itself pro-
vidcS for It's own amendment, and
these ends can be reached without
involving such q departure from the
path ofioyalty and devotion TO the
Union, or striking a rcactionary blow
at III public schools. and, therefore.
ct the highest and best interests of
the state.
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Z 4 Y y g
Z
ORGANS

Parties desiring 10 procure strictly
FIRST CLASS instruments, either for cash
or upon easy terms of payment, can get
them by calling, or writing to me. Pri-
ces LoWER, and term, EASIER, than
Ger bcyoTc cBcrcd by mty dealer.
Every instrument warranted as repre-
sentcd, or no sale. The warrantce, are
all signed by the MANUFACTURERS and
bv the ST. Louis MERCANTILE Co., for
FIVE YEARS. which makes a purchase
from me doubly &ecUre and >gt.
Mr.. ID. j. Thomas. OF W~hiteSyille, is
county, for instruments represented by
me. no29
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

THE Plattsburg Lever: "Mr. c.
NJ. Henley, who has been absent i'll
The Black Hills since April last, re-
turned on Wednesday. He thinks
there is plenty of The precious metals
in these diggings; but the government
will not permit miners to work until
a treaty has been made with the In
dams. Mr.. Henley intends to return
IS soon as the authorities grant per-
mission"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10
Savannah. july 80, 1919.
r YOUR LUCK!

w + want everybody in the United states TO
W ~" oHr large. cIghi-raEc, literary and
family paper, TIE SOUVENIR and i'll or
der that all may judge 81 ita merits for them
selves, We Will - nj il, on trial, six months ion
only 10 cents, and to every >U:Scrib"r, we Will
send by mail, postage prcpnId. one ot"ur MANI
MOTH PREMIiM PACKETS containing IL
good envelopes, 10 sheets extra note paper, |
good lrnhpiicr, | good lead pencil, 2>icci
Pens. | memorandum Book. | Card Photograph
OF all the Presidents OF thc tnIictt States, and Il
Nice Premium of jcwclry, worth from - Gents
to 81. Don't let this pass yOu: try one pack
age. Every body ! sur" to get more goods than
they ever brought before for the same price, and
the luckic~t get from five To ten times the value
Of their money. TIE paper alone i more than
worth 30 cents, and We give ynu this magnificent
priz" extra. Remember the paper amt tie pack
ct for only - cents.
Agents wanted.
Address W. NJ. BtRltDH,
y. o. Box -. Bristol. Tenn.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

TIE "E'cporter," a ST. Joe Weekly,
has been changed to ''Thc Saturday
Chronicle" 1t is a very neat and lit
tcrcsting paper, devoted to building
up the interests ofSt. Joseph, and is
u very crcGitablc well filled sheet. II
has also a large space devoted to
choice Literature. We hope it will
be well sustained.
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Poor WILKINsON!-Tt is rumored

Poor WILKINsON!-Tt is rumored
in st. Joseph, and very generally be-
lieved, that c. B. Wilkinson, late U.
S. Collector, at st. Joseph, has fled
from justice after giving bond in the
sum of $4,000 for his appearance at
Jefferson City. at the present term of
the U. S. District Court. SO far as
discovered, he is behind between ST.
600 and $4,000. Last week a mort
gage for $4,000, given by Wilkinson
& Rittinser, was filed on the Herald
Office, by Col. Koch, and the Bank of
St. Joseph levied an attachment or
Wilkinson's real and personal prop
erty to secure a loan of $1,000. Will
kinsOn in writing back to a friend
from New York says: "Perry L am
utterly ruined; and before God, |
eve thought of doing a criminal
act.' The Chronicle says:
Poor Charley Wilkinson, guilty
as he is, we feel sorry for him, for it
is rGmorcd that other men have reap
ed the fruits of his crime. and that he
has spent in gambling the money out
of which he defrauded the govern
ment. 1t is said that large portion
Of was won bya man who holds
his head high among the citizens Of
st. JOseDh."
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

Mr.. G. w. Lindsay, who resides i'll
the northeast part of the county,
dropped dead from his horse last Sun
day evening, while he was driving up
his cattle. Two physicians held Il
pOs5 mOrtcm examination on the BODY,
and pronounced death to have been
caused from heart disease. The de-
ceased leaves Il wife and four chill
drcn.-MavSvillc Register, 1st.
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The following comprises 4 part of the proper

The following comprises 4 part of the proper
ty | have for sTle:
454. \ choice farm! of G9; acres; l2Jl cuitiva-
ton: Il good house -5,iNJ0 feet, well water, $50
apple trees, and Il variety of other fruit; one ami
:-half miles from Rochester.
40. y Very desirable snail farm of ~ acres, 3
miles northeast of Savannah; good new frame
house of three rooms and cellar, log stable ami
corn cribs: 30 bearing apple trees, 30 hearing
peach frees, and other fruit trees. Price 81 500;
81 900 cash, balance on reasonable time.
i76. 81 l2 acres, *; under cultivation, goGtt
frame house, five rooms and cellar, stable, Gla-
nary, smoke house, ice lIou-r, Wei and spring,
$50 apple trees, Zoo peach trees, Il variety at
small fruit; two miles from depot, hal: 1t mile
from school house. Price 81, COO. Terms easy.
WILLIAM CEALThcOIBE,
Real Estat6 agent, ~SaCHRh0h, No.
September 3, lS1j-tf
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

THE house of Joseph Lafavor, near
Union Star, and occupied by Mr.Rob-
inson'> boys was destroyed by fire a
few nights ago-supposcd to be the
act Of an incendiary. All the effects
of the house were destroyed. 1Ir. La
favor. the owner. lives in Minnesota.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10
MONDAY, THE TTVENTE-SEVENTH
DAY or SEPTEMBER.

next, between the hours of nine O'Clock in the
forenoon and five O'Clock in the afternoon of
said day sell ut the South door OF the Court
House. in the said City of Savannah, for cash to
the highest bidder, the Real Estate above des-
cribed and convey the same TO the purchaser
thereof.
/. ID. CARTER, Sheriff
Andrew County, Mo.
Aug. p, 1S75-no 45-w4.
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'THE
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The Lock Stitch invented by MIR.
HOWE. and made on this Machine, is
the most popular and durable. is alike
on both sides. and VIII NEITHER RIP
NOR RAEEL. anda III Sewing Machines
are subject tothe principle inyented by
him.
\ Machine was needed possessing
Simplicity and Durability, and adapted
toa great range ofwork; one easily I'M
derstood and con,prehended by all. TO
produce such Il Machine has been the
study Of Elias Howell r.. who gave to
the world the first Sewing Machine.more
than twenty years ago; and now W. offer
his last produc!iun-a Machine embrace
Ing Ill essential qualities, and pronounc-
oil
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

with a perfect certainty that
1t will eradicate the disease, and with assur-
ance, founded on proof, that no harm can
arise from its use in any quantity.
That which protects from or prevents this
disorder must be of immense service in the
communities where it prevails. Prevention
is better than cure; for the patient escapes the
risk which he must run in violent attacks Of
this balcful distemper. This "CURE" expels
the miasmatic poison of Fever and Ague
from the system, and prevents the develop
ment of the disease, if taken on the first
approach of its p~remonitory symptoms. A
great superiority of this remedy over any
other ever discovered for the speedy and GER
tain cure of Intermittents is, that it contains
no Quinine or mineral; consequently it pro-
duCeS no quiniSm or other injurious effects
whatever upon the constitution. Those cured
by it are left as healthy rs if they had never
had the disease.
eve and Ague ia not alone the con-
sequence of the miasmatic poison. A great
variety of disorders arise from its irritation,
among which are Neuralgia, Eshenma.
tisT1l, GiOut. Headache, Blindness,
TOOfhacEfe. Earacie, Catarrh. Asth.
ma. PaIpitatIOn, Painful Affection
of the Spleen, Ea~ ysterics, Pain in the
Bowels. CcIic. Paralysis, and d~erange-
ment of the Stomach, all of which, when
originating in this cause, put on the inter-
mittent type, or become periodical. This
"CURE" eXpelS the poison from the blood,
and consequently cures them all alike. 1t is
an invaluable protection to immigrants and
persons travelling or temporarily residing in
the malarious districts. If taken OCCASION
ally or daily while exposed to the infection.
that will be eXcreted from the system, and
cannot accumulate in sufficient quantity to
ripen into disease. Hence it is even more
valuable for protection than cure; and few
will ever suffer from IntermitteatS If they
avail themselves of the protection this rem
edy affords.
For Liver Complaints, arising from torpid
ity of the Liver, it is an excellent remedy,
stimulating the Liver into healthy activity,
and producing many truly remarkahie cures,
where other medicines fail.
PREPARED BY
DIR. j. G. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and analytical Chemists,
AND SOLD ALL ROUND THE WORLD
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- - = ! u $

Fish Nets. Tents, Tarpaulins. Game Traps, &c.
send Tor Pricr List to tt ibtLPIi GIN CO., 81
y. Third street, i. Louis. Mo. nu:iWi
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EOas EeESTs

\ Boarding House containing rooms
and cellar; the rent paid in board.
Apply to WV. CHALLAC"NHE.
Savannah, AUG. 2pth.-5W.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10
Ague Cure,

For Fever and Ague, intermittent Fe-
yer, Chill Fever, Remittent Fever.
Dumb Ague, Periodical or Bilious Fe-
yer, &C., and indeed all the affections
which arise from malarious, marsh, or
miaSmatic pOiSOnS.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-09-10

No one remedy is louder
called for by the necessities
of the American people than
4 sure and safe cure for
Fever and AGur. Such
we are now enabled to offer,
Smyrna times., 1875-06-09
Daniel in the Hands Of a Quaker.

Nantucket people enjoy reputation for
-Hartncso; and cyrn Daniel Webster found
his match there. The story wa. told by
Nh Wcbslc. himself. IL !ollows:
The Court hoid = t.l3u on the island
periodically. Therc ~ nat much li,ig.,-
ton, lut the suit ucrr heavy r4I.1;u, f.
ship, WhgIe-li,hin- and oil. Tho Judee.
and lawyers usually went over from the
continent and -I,rnt wcck or ten dav..
and finished the bu-in,.s Of the session
On" day one Of the Friend, Of the island
called 1t my Office in Boston and said .
Friend Daniel! what wilt thou al, to
com" down to Nantucket and Head Il cq,o
Tor IN" hctoro the .Iudgc?' Will go fol. -
Thousand dollars That Is TOO much.
Il1rnd Daniel. Bat I'll have to 90 down
Saturday, and p"ei,I- remain the who'll.
week following. | would Il, ,oolI .,r.Il, In.
whole docket. We'll, friend Daniel If
'''' VIII arg"c such cases as will present
to 'h"e before my case IS called. viii 1--WE
thor tHou.and dollars. So the L,r,,1,
"as struck. Ny client went to Nantucket
and t"'n@ his cas-" at the loo, Of thc,iockct.
lie went from man to man. and saw all
VINO ., i'.'d amy c.,e ON the docket and said
, " hat viii th"e @iv" il 2rt the -aoal
I'"hHI Webster to pl,;i thy c.~cz' He
took r"iainri.> from 4 dozen mon. some
s'yr him " hundred dollars, and some gave
I'VE h"n''r"d |"l!ag-. lie had grace enough
to give IN" the thousand dollars agreed
"I'on' and PAID my expenses INTO tine bar.
Han. 'o-ur'i tine doc>ct r4It through
-'",r'a1nih"nd'.,.Grudpn IrcachcI
my rL'";'s '",". Il" struck the balance.
ana @dm.It"i, a- thrsl,aaer left tho wharf.
'nal IA" had s't h:- ca.o ar-uoi. and
porhete'l iftr,n hundred ,joIla.. b..,Ic,"
Smyrna times., 1875-06-09
.NiS e c//uH z Gus .
Just Married.

A funny-Iookin. Oil fellow. glay-haircd.
wrinkled face. and evidently about sixty
years Of az. entered the city Hall ve,ter.
day with a girl Of eighteen hanging Oh his
arm. He had on an oli-ia,h;nncd black
coat. With double row Of button, up and
down. "a Greeley plug hat. new buckskin
glove-. and severe attempt had been
made To get up a ''-hiue" ON his cowhde
hoot-. The girl had ~,y ribbons on her
hat, a blu- shawl, green kids and white
dress ON, ali the two attracted attention at
once. 50 one had an id"4 that they were
husband and wife until the old man
stopped a pacing Policeman and said:
Ny wife. mister. Just got married
Sunday. and want to look around the court
hou~, q little"
Sh" reached out and shook with the
officer, and the old man looked pleased AZ.
he said
Didn't tell YOU. Lucy. that folk. in
Detroit would all notice you? You didn't
do 50 bad wh"n You married the old man.
ch?"
$50 you have just entered the state Of
matrimony, have you?" asked tho officer.
4" don't know anything about your mat.
rimony, answered the old clap. "lut |
know we've ju-t been married and I'm the
happiest old sunhowcr in the Statc,-ch.
Lucy?''
Married for love- | suppose?" queried
the officer.
Luv and nothing else" replied the old
man. . was struck with her-she will
me, and we spliced. I'm gettin' leetlc
old, and 'sposc I'll make baby of her
but Lucy's good girl. She can put on
style with any body, or she can flop a MOI
around as good as any woman in America
She feels a little shy, and thought I'd
Introduce her to some Of the bigbugs. I'm
bound she shall 90 in the best society OF
none
The officer sent them down the hall to
the Mayors office. The bride hung back
but the old man passed his arm around her
and said:
"COme along, Lucy, you've got heaps Of
Smyrna times., 1875-06-09
The Unwritten Side of Great Men.

W" always think Of great men as in the
| act Of pcrGumins great deeds which oivn
them rcnowm. or else in stately rc,o-c.
grand. silent and majestic. And vet this
IS hardly fair, because the most oracioIs
and magnificent Of human hoinq@ have to
bother tIicm,rIyr! with tho HttI. tLinrs of
HE which "ncag" the attention II, small.
or people. 40 doubt Moses <naIlcd and
got angry when he had a severe cold in his
head. and if fly bit hi, leg while he was in
the Desert, why should we sIun,osc mo diI
not Jump and use violent language. and
rub the sore place? And Cpsar-;,n't #
toI"rthIy certain he used to become furioi,s
when lac went up stairs to get his sIippcr.
IN tn" dark. and found that CaIpLun,ia
'lIad showed them under the bed 50 that he
had to sweep around them wildly with =
broom handle? Andwhcn Solomon croclod
his crazy bone, is it unreasonable to SIN.
pos" That he ran around the room. and
irIt as It he wanted To cry? Imnoir4
''"rE9 Washington sitting on the cdeo Of
the bcd and putting on Il clean shirt. and
growing at Martha bocaus" the buttors
were OIL; or st. Augustine with an APRON
around his neck having his hair emf mr.
Joan Of Arc holdin. her front hair in her
mouth, as women do, while She fixed I'M
her back hair; or NAPOLEON jumping OUT
OF bed in frenzy to clla,e Il nlo.ouito
around tn" room with II pillow; or Martin
Luther in a night shirt trying to put the
baby to sleep at , O'Clock in the mornino
or Alexander the Great with the chiccouoI,,.
or Thomas jefferson getting suddenly over
a fence to avoid a dog; or the Duke of
Wellington with the humps; or Daniel
Webster abusing his wife because sho hadn't
tucked the covers at the foot of the bod ;
or Benjamin Franklin pairing his corns
with razor; or Jonathan Edwards, at the
dlnncr table, wanting to sncczc Just as he
got his mouth full Of hot beef; or Noah
standing at his window at night throwing
J bricks at a cat.--.unr Adeltr.