, 1875-04-24
Jumping as n Conclusion.


An old lady ca,nc I'D to tho Office Wedntsds.
She was worn and tired from climbing tho al.l
Ing stairs, aud she sank almost breasll'ezs ill
tic waate-baskot, putting tho pooIas mud a!oI'H
1t contained to thc only presa they Will estf
know, Thero wAa troubled, hu1ioua foot u
hor face, pair OF green apectacles Oh hcr nc 4
and general air Of sorrow and oshaasti,l
about ler that appealed ut ouce to otlr tcaler
feelings. Tho feelings answered tic sppcal, ara
slapped respectfully forward. After the AL
female recovered her breath, sho nskeA:
"Is thcro loryer's Office In th.a builiin;"
We answered in tho Affirmative but Ttis
sorry to say that the legal gontlomsu .a Of
"Out OF town, oh Woll, spoao III h.vs.,
ind some other loFyer. ken i tow, a'l ,'pu.' aas
back oltti I know whether thero ts any laHHf
nAity in this country"
Wc ventured 10 remind tho dame that laNsc1
YVES loHing business IN the eAl, anl stou4
roso1ted tooniy In tile most aggravated esset'
"Aggregnted cAscsl" sho screcchcd and ~
manuscript in tho baykot rattloI Violently!
"Young inan, It IL tho most aggregated casayaa
over hcerd on. You ken mover know lilo &nBG1a
OF q mothers heart when her only do1s't Gts
astray An' follers arter f,lso idols" a,
"Your daughter has had tronllo, thens L..
"Nu; it's ino wAAt'a hayiu' tho trouble; o.s
B!,o's d causln' t-Bho an TINT tarnal H1cep'ae''
"AIl q minister in tho case. think Luz
detatAnd. Such things arc bocom3ns too eonf
luou, alaBl too frequent. Tho coth y ossHS
brought into 1isreputo by scolilrea WHO 'ts4 G.
The livery Of heaven to 'sr'e tho do'l 'n' ''''
"pors nothin She's brazon luzz7 sose
back on hor Inoshor'B toaohtn'. Lord kno"s1''
allua tried to ralso her right" ,ht
''Dut yuu must consider, my good woaAo ", w.,
your dauEhter Ind peculiar Temptations. ~
must make allowance for tho fact that The .sufs
Of came to her III holy garl,. impos!n3 n'32 vi
confidence III tho aAshned character OF
adviser, siouclng Tho yoico Of hef cousissass
with cunnugly-choHeu Bcrptnral quo'A''1'
You must not be asyaro on loT.' ,,u.. .,-
fooliu' around. uokem to the house pal1i oa",
but didn't Bposo notiu' Wa MrotE ~! a"e', ,,0
ago, when Hauuer told ,no. Then ga' VIZ
| mighty big pieco OF my mind"
"llo deniad It, Of oouEset" ,,,,,,, do,,
"No, he didn't. ua said ho liad iL au l's srs wv
as Christian. An his congregation II
tlckled ovcr 1t, Au' that's What taAkcs ne ,,t.
"Wl,y. that Ia All aggravated caso .,,. tu
should bo guilty Of auch thing, il Dia CIV -
that he should call 1t tue porfol l'ancs o. Mn
is worse; and that bis congfeeauuma ,.aoi !. ~
uWell, lie 10, IN want to got lot :
issoo conjunction or iutoctmsat, or s0s '''0
10 stop 1t" ,,.., ith4
II foar thsro Is no legal redress, unea III
mntter Of yefY recent occurrence: a. p,a n.a." pa
| TUG leSlb1Akulu Eof1!!an6 11"ss
won't work backwards" .,,,.J, Ei
"What IL in that bill ?" asked tho OLD ''''' -
faco lighting up with new lol'o. s,.i
alt inakos It obligatory upon tue m nan y 'S
marry tae woman, u support tho chsL i, .rs 1,
What ahr,sked tho wom,n .spt sl'it'uj'ts y tu !:
with sudlonnesa that soslt tile basket ~, " ~.
knoaledHed gonius halfway acr1ss s,'i ~, nos.,l
NYou barri,-hostod idiYot! Ny fiji ain W .,:s1
fool as thatl You editors think your 49,,
smart, M you're sllas sros'n, thiKs as,
thoy a.e. Two boom life-lonE MethoaIs',u Il, Il
trad to raise NY dorter III tho sau.e !. tn' 10, it
tLat tAruel rissopslyuS preacher m Ssr p,.,is ss
asho as can't Sit aouE Viii tho same Fs1, a!;..
mothers got, she !, shat he, hase no aay na 'a
s'rortin', nur Beechelins in It." .,,oa aat1
From tho way tho old lady bumped a'''f ,:ei
tho stairs, ve fear sue was unlHly ag''r aa, eo
Wb sball never jump Of anotheI ~ - o;,f t,~
no, not II it shoald lla within ~ lnen u o.
and pointed proofs wero pressing AsAD'''
each aldo sud boAtnd.