The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-08
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

Send me u letter OF true inwarJncss or par
oxysmal kiss writes gushing lover
Bessie Turner talks Of studying for The opera
She will make her debut in La Sonnambua.
Very blonde hair is now called the light fan
tastic tow
Cadet says he loves Wencna More. How is
that for married man?
st. Louis giri wrote to her lover: Please
cum aroun and talk me to the spcllin mack this
evening
so many twins came to town last fall and VIM
ter. that single seated baby cabs arc now drug
in the markct.-Chdmpdig" Gazette.
All right, scroggs; II you want q double seated
CAB send vs. your order.
Falling Water is the pretty name OF an In
san maiden up In Chippewa county, but she
cshews tobacco. and wears an old pair of army
ssnts with horn buttons on them.
Bloomington is to have new paper the .ip.
gus Like the Ant. NonopolSt, II will appeal in
vain,
sComc in here, you black rascal" was what o
Young lady in Milwaukee said the other evening
10 her little black dog who was sitting on the
stOop, as she fastened to open the door Tor him;
bNt when the young lady's pastor stepped in
from the shady side OF the doorway, after glanc-
Ing doubtfully at the ebony beast and his own
0roadcloth, she said that 'l-l-meant the
other--the other-comc in and see ma"
A Georgian editor has had his pistol stolen
he adveriscs to give the thief the contents and
no questions asked, If he will return it.
A contemporary publishes an article entitled
The Stairs we climb Could anything be moro
clevatng?
The following is an advertisement in the Lon
don Christian World: Wanted, in Wesleyan
family, middlc-agcd, pious servant, willing t.
make herself generally useful. No washing
baking, or brewing. Apply by letter only to
B. G., postoAice, I.tchhcld, stating where con
vcrted to God, also age, and what wages re
CURED
They sometimes get Il little personal in Yer
mont. At revival at West Concord, the othe
night, prayers were requested FOR "a lady Of Wcst
Concord who is the only obstacle in saving
dozen souls and others for the thieves ant
swinders who are members of the church.
The forehead of the st. Louis paragraphist be
gins to slope back from the third shirt button.
A cat IN a certain Vermont town has raise,
one hundred little cats, and she still regularl
attends the Thomas concerts.
An ambitious Milwaukee wife has named he
FIRST babe Zero, because it is nothing TO tn
IAmber she expects TO have.
Smith, the future poet Laureate, has beate
every one who wrote Of the seasons before. II
has got the four seasons into four lines, 1,
which he charged the editor of the Biue BU-7,
four dollars.
This Is The poem:
First comes the snCcZc,
Then comes the pcase,
Then comes the nease,
Then IL begins TO freeze
Bead the following obituary notice from IL
Toledo B'1de:
THE DEATH OF WILLIE.
Willie had purple monkey, climbing ON . yc
low stick,
And when he sucked the paint all OIL, IL MAD
him deadly sick;
And in his latest hours, he ciasped that monk,
in his hand,
And bid goodbye to earth aud went into be
ter land.
Oh no more he'll shoot his sister with his lit
wooden gnn;
And no more hell twist the pussy's tall ~
make her yowl for fun;
The pussy's tail now stands out straight, I
gun l. laid aside,
The monkey doesn't jump around since iiu
Willie died. ..I. 't
IL MEMORY