The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1875-10-26
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"Qh, maihpal- said the youaeAss.,s-
darling. yesterday. 81 tried to read, and
fodes ssss sssss ~ q. 3 y u "a
8 The boy whe was kicked ont of Nme
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1t is said that when, . girl Us berf Il
indiana the unhappy father begin6 10 a
save money to buy q piano. ,issaA saT
The New Haven Register thinks those
"Clews" to Administration raseality Z
make big "Dent'' in the, White, House.
= Young women are advised to set GOOD
examples, because young men are ali
ways following them. o,a,p +"
Il "Sombo, dis am a magnificent dav
for de race" "What race, Sambo ?"-
..Whys deeelored race, you stupid Mig
ga"
A. Adyoung lady asked a bookstore
clerk the other day, if be had "Festus.n 4
|.No," replied the clerk, "but I'm afraid
a boil is coming on the back of 10Y
neck.v
A youth called at the West Alabamiau =
office one day, and, after watching them
set type awhile, said to one of the typos:
"You use heap o. four-penny nailsS'
The peppermint crop Of Wayne coun,
tv will reach half million this year
Now bring on your belly-ache - CSice.
go 1smes: 81 sssafssi.i i,li,5.ga.ja,-sxs
+ Lying is trying to, hide. in q. fog; II
you move about you are In. danger OF
humping your head against the truth;
as soon as the fog blows, up. you are
gone. anyhow. - .''.''.. 80 Z = -
A Tennessee girl, riding on the cars
crossed the aisle, kicked the young man I
up against the window, and remarked:
Il was brung up never to allow q yaller-
leyed n,anto wink at me.' 'aalli5 foi Ion snd
i Apropos of some insignificant locsrd
nominations, Mr.. Hugh Hastings makes
remark of National application.A-
''This is no timer says Hugh, s.for smait /,
men Of damaged regulations" fasb boee
An advertisement reads: s.Wheu you
travel, take the Pan Fl Handle Route.hA-
Many q manhas been utterly routedtby
a pan-handle-with q mad and lively,
woman having hold of it-Danbmy it
News s
+ sPa, guess our man Ralph is q good
lChristian." "How.so, my boy R" 4Why,n
Pa, read in the Bible that the wicked
shall not live out half his days: and
Ralph says he has lived out ever since
the was q little boy" 3.,...w.
4 Two. loafers in Carrollton, Ala, pass.
ing door in which white boy ara u
NEGRO were standing together, one 81
them remarked: ssThere,s a. finei -psirIofs
aces" whereupon the boy in the door
4 responded: "Yes, and there goes She
pair Of deuces. TO on1 a a.sSaassaA ollig
In a recent scandal case O in ASmithi
county, Kansas, Q lady witness declined
to answer question, and the attorney
demanded her reason. Because, II Is
not fitiito tell decent, people," .Qh,
well."e said the, lawyer, ssjnst walk up.
here and whisper il to the judge" = ',''
4 An Englishmalna nv was boastinn,ga L, =
Il Yankee that they had a book id tHSf
4 British Museum which waslonce owAedo
/ by Cicero. ...Oh, thst amt nothin'," re.
torted the Yankee; ..in the iniiseuAisin
4 Bossing they've got the lead pencil tbaD
4 Noah used to check toif the animals shat.
went into the ark" 500 ss..n.., !, -.
wont you cut open, . penny 70. me,
father p said q little giil when che came
home from achool one day. .sCqt,QRen
4 penny; What do you want me to do
that for ?" asked her father. a'Cause,'
| said the little girl. sour iteacber says fs9
c evefy7penny there are four 'fasthlnks,
r and / want to, see them. 'iIi 10 ai.oeaosisl
y When all is over and our feet will run
mo more and our haads are helpless and
we have scarcely strength 10 mGfMar .
! last prayer, then we, shall see that in,
stead Of needing q larger fell we, hare
left untitled many corners OF our acre,
and that hone OF it is lit for our Mas
e ter's eye, were itsnst for the softeniHe
shadows Of the cross.aeR noif9cilaoo 10
: He was smoking@a cigar on car
where there were ladies' A lady took
: OUT her purse, got ten CENTS and hand
dit to the smokers NV hat q this forlT
/ said he. "lt's to buy you good cigar
: when yon smoke in the. presence Of Ia.
: dies" Ire threw the cigar out Of the
window, e'seripin the lady's lap, jefkl
: ed estrap. and jumped out Is Sd
A French scfehtist has invented o new
fish bait. A bottle is lowered into the
n water and lighted by electricity, and the
. fish are to follow it into netxdBtt this
n is . method already employed IN the
. open air over in New Jersey. Ons or
: two bottles filed with Jersey lightning
;. will draw whole primary ,mee,ihgI
! My Comn,erciol a Adcertiscr. ri srN Il
]; An irrevereHtt correspondent of THE
J. eStneiu MASS J Times, who went to
r, the Great Darlington cattle show, says
s he was never so impressed with q sense
!, of "slhe eternal fitness of thingsy o.
s when, after the Rev. Mr.. Smith Of Otis
e had won the spoons in trotting race,
, the band gave with peculiar emphasis
8 the melody OF that popular hyun,
e stNearer, my God, to Thee. asdw lsni
s; 'It was aiyoung and mot at ali good.
it looking lady who yesterday stepped on,
9, Of q Third avenue car and disappeered
!, into store in the Bowery,1 AFTER apollo,
or gizing to the conductor for. asking hin
,e to wait while she purchased eight yard
j of muslin and materials for aewinte
L dress 81 was back In less sthanI tel
lie minutes she subsequently,, eomplaiast
VS. TO an astonished policeman, .'but the ca
Id was gone" s '3''''
er A colored man, who was lately resus
es citated from what seemed death, but wa,
only catalepsy, wss entertaining BIZ
friends with the sights be lielteial Ia To,
er o,herIworld ssPlentyucolofedurbredss