The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1875-07-07

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. There area certain. set of scribes-not
experienced mies-rwho seem TO be im-
pressed with The idea that illegible manua
script is an index of genius. Printers
iknow agreat deal ,ietter, aud 10 theil cost,
too crocked, bldtched chirography isa
sore trial 10 temper and esesight alike:,
and to make matters worse. to, hemp up
tribulations on misery's heail, asit We're,
The ealloas authorsare Indignantly SEMI
tive on the. subjcatof typographical errors
A printers mistake Is To- Them the uli-
partlonable sin; they would ifthey COULD
havethe offending compositor severely
punished. Losing sight, in.ihairanger,
~ the more important fact that their copy
was sort of Chineseipuzzle, q. ceunbrnm
Freplete with errors. too, and because the
men Of types didnot correct them all the
careless writer assumes the role of asrnueh
injured Innocent. Now is this quite fair ~
Aud aslso much has been written concerns
ing the builders of the " Intelligent COM g
posilor.p might not something be said not,
esaetly tlattering, but qniie true, IN refer,
ence to the careless, aud niayhap, all time,
mot intelligent writer?
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.sVAYTED 10 SsE Fl iii. 44-s,unday Miss
issippi eireuit rider, preached "A aleountry
fcburcli not many miles from yicksburg-- Y
"A grea. deal of his sermon was given up
10 praisinglthe wisdom, discretion and re-
'ligious real of Solomon, and at least one Of
his hearers became greatly Interested.
After the close ofthe service gauntp
square -iawed man, crowded forward,
shook hands with the preacher and in>
quired t..l@ ....i ~ ssst t.fst.-
Where can I find that feller, that Solo
mon.'si Ell sa sne aa9p ], IT. asfIsa t,f
Solomon Why he's been dead three
Thousand years! was the answer.
is that's so? continued the s4uare-jawed
man, wearing a disappointed look. He
seemed 10 be so sniar, and foxy that
wanted To- .aee; him.and bet ltlm tendol-,
lars that I've got q mule he couldn't ride
ten rods to save bis durn neck
sy., q - ss...--.a--S--~.-<<,ss ss i.t ;t
! fIow ,Eonla you tell, my dear. if you
kwese to mest wolf? asked anold lady Of
her little grandchild.. with whom she was
walking along "a lonely country road."O
graDdmama. ] should beso frightened r
was the reply, But Ishonld stand.in front
Of you and project you, said fhe.old la
fdy. '.WQuh ycn graRiiis 2 cried the child,
lclapping her hands with delightI That
would be nice While the wolf was eating
you | should have time to run far away
,t @t AZ ti,s. a@ as s...Ntl
4 man ID North Carolina who was saved.
from. conyiction for horse stealing by the
powerful plea Of bis lawyer, after bis ac-
lquittal by the Jury. was asked by the law
yer: Honor bright, now Bill. you did
steal that horse. didIt yoos' Nov lock-
a-hcre. judge, was the reply. 81 alters
did think / stole that hoss.. but since |
hearn your speech. TO that ere jury. l. bo
dogoned il ] aiht got my doubts about It,
s MHh ssl,t aha as..E9ag4lhs
There was a lndicrpnsly sudden decent
from,the snblime to the ridiculous whore
d clergyman preaching on,the Ministry Of.
Angsls,' suddenly observed, i heara
whisper. .'fhe change Of tone started enc
of the dsacos, who sat below, fromi
drowsy mood. and, ,sprineiDg to his feet ho
cried. = Its the bOys % the gallery
I ,pyohatiy no charactoris.;c Of tie female
mind IL bester deveEope.l sthan the dOcilityi
sith which Women. accept the fashions Of
,he day. Be they beautiful Or hdeous.
becoming or .pnbecowing. comfortable or
torturing. they arcthe fashion and must
be worn. as.
i When a. woman is care-laden and heavy
hearted. nothing shakes .he mcgrins out Of
her quicker than. for couple OF ladies to
stop u front. ai the hOnss long enough for
lber, to eyprinc tie trimmings 70 their bon
le's;si 30 81 1
/ Cosy was ont. Che devil picked mp .
lpaIcr and lsaid,f Here's something sbout
Il. A. Womau. .---must cni il nusg Nor
thundpred The editor. first disturbance
fever created ID the world wss occasioDcd
BY The devil fogling about 4 WOMAN
tllA4 eds l4.a fseD ~ 3
/ Mr. ", ----. If sou will get my coat
done ty Saturday. | sliall he foreler indsbt-
cd to you:' III that sour game. il won't
be done. sid the tailor
-. Its generally the casc With bs1 hnys.
philosa,lhicsil rchiaFiss Miss Anthohy. that.
Eihsy, lovk like their mother and act like
,heir father.ia 90 sa' a a
Kansas fenehsrl2 Where does an o. ont .
grain. .ptoducsigo toy Bay--.. goes into tho I
hopper. - Hupperl What hopperf Urass-
hopper ! triumphantly shouted The lad.
The hair fr6m hlic., braid sbonld ner- !.
or bc .aeshaan ihe hyetof a gsbtle,asn's
Goa, aulcss ihe parlissnEe engaged,
One iisns. 'sass aadpold topper. swas