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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-08-25
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The best place 10 virstsla TO get . square
neal 10 u HsGron's Ealing Stand, IN the Pal.
scs aAIeea, opposits The Postonee. Ops
day and nfyht., lrivats rooms for ladies. An
The substantial ~luxuries Of the market 10 be
foand a. tfefrou's. Hs respectfully Invites his
Gold Hili friends 70 call and see him. jyss
"v1 IMPORTANT. a -
Generally iandorsed BY the Medical pro-
~fession, Or. VIM. Hairs Bsisam for the Lung
cures Coughs. Colds and Consumption, and al
diseases oil the Throat and Chest. DR.. Towns
lsy's Toothsehs, Anodyns eurss In one min
A CARD.
To eli vho are sufsrins from the errors and
indiserstioas Of youth, nervous weakness.
early Decay, ioss of manhood. etc. vlll end
Q recipe that viii eurs you. frsa OF eharge.
This Ersst remedy was discovered By Q mis-
sIonary 10 South America. Send Q sslfsd.
dfvsssd suvslops 10 the ksy. Joseph 7. lnmAn,
station D, Bib,e Htuse, New York City.
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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-08-25
FOR lo0ALE.

0xY.HYpRoaEN srEREorrfcoN.
Ovith so views, especially nttsd fct tsv.
cling. Ipaulrs Of L. KOsBY, Gold nill.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-08-25

POM HorE. Mich, August IA
bottle which had washed ashore was
found this morning. containing the fol-
lowing:
"'0ver Lake Michigan at 8 r. n. OF the
evening Of starting. about three hundred
feet high. A gale is coming from the
northeast. Balloon getting out Of order.
Gas escaping fast. Cannot remain up
much longer. VIII surely land In the
lake. Fearful storm.
(Signed) DONALDSON.
The writing Is we'll preserved.
Isssssasss.ai swiaaisr Match.
PHnApxLrMA. August 2l.-The In.
ternational champion swimming match
between Coyle OF Chester and johnson
OF England took place this afternoon
from the Lazsrstto 10 Gloucsstsr- ten
miles. Coyle was taken from the water
after swimming about six miles. He
vas chilled aud unable to 70 much fur.
thsr. johnson. who took the lead from
tbs start. reached tho end Of tho course
looking fresh.
P~assieslars Of she Killisg OF Csn.
NJ 1sasrs GssaeserGh ~ she nav.
ages Of SANTA Crss Island.
LoSpox. Aug. 2&.-The Colonial OF.
fee has received the following details
Of the attaok on Commodore Good
enough which led to his death: The
Cotnmodoro and party, on the l2th inst.
landed In Carlisle bay to opsn Inter.
course with the natives Of santa Cruz
Island. who attacked tho Standby |. the
same place Is last year. Altar remain
ing about an hour ashore. and having
nAds apparently satisfactory proersss
in the object Of their mission. they were
preparing to return TO the ship. whom
suddenly tho natives. who were only .
few yards of. shot Of Commodore Good.
enough. and = poisoned arrow psnstrn-
ted his left side. The boat then put Oh
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-08-25

- . nationf
These are exceedingly grave ques-
tons. They demand most earnest
thought aud honest action. There 10
hardly Democratic leader In
the land to-day untaintsi with
tho hsrssy Of States Rights. They
are al Bourbons. Each and all Of them
have bcsn the unrelsnting antagonists
Of this government from the beginning
Of the var. They have denied the pow
or Of Congress to preserve the Union.
They were against every effort to pre-
serve its integrity during the war. They
denied the constitutionality Of the
Emancipation Proclamation. They
fought with bitter pertinacity the Thir-
tesnth. Fourteenth and Fifteenth
Amendments to our National Constitu.
ton. and In 1853 declared in their Con-
vsntion that the Reconstruction Acts
were null and void. Do they hold these
doctrines shlf III not, whsn have they
bean converted? What evidence h
thsrs Of any change OF doctrine on the
part Of these men or tho party which
they represent And yet We are told
that all these are dead issnea and AL
that 10 is foolish. sinful. to
BE- partisan. Perhaps Il Is. lit be
wrong for . citizen Of this Rspublic to
have distinct ideas upon lis theory Of
govsrnmsnt; . patriotic pride in Its
unity and strength and an earnest pur-
pose 10 promote its influence and sus-
lain IL prestige among the nations Of the
sarlh. then Il il wrong to be q PARTISAN
For In this country to-day. as in lScO.
here are two parties holding principles
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1875-08-25
IMrORTANr.
BORN.

Tm.isres.t..oeto
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-10-17
ORNAMENTAL IRON WORKS
ROBERT WOOD Ct &C,
No. 1876 Ridge Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa.
MANJFACTURERs
NERAADAHS.

SEkAcpAHS.
SUMMER HOUSES, ARscRs,
CHAIRS, SETTLES, ITO, ETC.
Cast 4 Wrought Iron Railings,
For Public Buildings, and Squares,
Cemetery Lots. Garden Fences, Bal
comics, Roof Crossings, &c, in great
variety Of Patterns.
LAMP POSTS,
For fronts Of Public Buildings, No.
tells and City Streets. Of Plate and
Elaborate Designs. New and In
proved styles in great variety.
STABLE FITTINGS,
OF Cast and Wrough. Iron Of New
and Improved Styles, such a. Hay
Racks. STALL Divisions, hangers,
Harness Brackets. Gu,t,rs. Traps,
Vcntilators, &c. &c.
WIRENORE
OF every description, Wire Guards
OF CBINPED WIRE, Galvanized or
Painted. PATENT CHAIRS, WITH
FOLDING SEAT for Opers Horses,
Theatres, Concert Halls and Lecture
Rooms. DRINKING FOUNTAINS
FOR STREET USES. A very large
,rtmen: nf Designs expressly for
this purpose. Estinates aud Deaeas
sent on application. stating the kinA #
tsorE cesiress. jels-6n;
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-10-17
Obstacles to Marriage.

HAPPY Relief for Young Men from the
effects oI Errors and Abuses III early Lie. Mall
mood restored impediments to Marriage re-
moved, New method of treatment. New and
remark able remedies. Books and circulars sent
fiee. il sealed envelopes. Address, HOWARD
ASSOCIATION. 40 \. Ninth ST Philadelphia,
Pam Institution having = high reputation
for honorable conduct and professional skill.
ssp3-Sm
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-10-17

A. Virginia City, Gold and Carson Ofhcs
Through Tickets can be obtained to San Fran
p. 3. &.
Through Tickets can b procured at tbs Com
pany's ocice. Virginia and Canon, for al the
pAApG Eastern Cities.
- u YERNoTON.
General 6upEintenden
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-10-17
Notice..

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIvEN THAT 4
~ Meeting Of the Stockholders Of the Nevada
Agricultural, Mining sAd Mechanical Sseiety
will be hold on
Saturday, October 33d. 1878.
Al ~ o'clock P. H.. At The District Court Rssaa.
Carson City. Nevada, for the purpose Of eleotinE
seven Trustees. to serve for one year and for the
Transaction Of slch further business will b
conducive to the hest interests Of the Society.
As majority Of the stock issAed must b
presented At said meeting to vote any and Al
questions, . fall attendance Of tho ckhsldoR
IL earnestly solicited.
A. WAITE, ssrsAarv
By order Il tbs PrsMdent.
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-10-17
Notice..

rlRrITIcATEs OF STOCK IL
~ tho Nevada Agricultural, Mining and
Mechanical Society will b delivered BY the ~
dersigned at any time 10 all persons or their
authorised agents entitled to receive the same.
4. Waltz. Aodng SECRETARY.
New A., II. II. Ssasv.
Csoso. Sept n. ISIS.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
1 REMINDER.

When the Duke de Persigny was
French Minister of the Interior, he re-
ceived a visit one day from a friend,
who, on sending up his name, was shown
into the great mans sanctum. \ warm
discussion arose between them. Sud
denly an usher entered, and handed the
Duke a note. On opening it, he at once
changed his tone of voice, and assumed
Il quiet and urbane manner. Puzzled as
to the contents of the note, and By the
marked effect it had suddenly produced
upon the Minister, his friend cast Il fur
tive glance ut it, when to his astOnish-
mcnt he perceived that it was simply a
plain sheet OF paper, without Il scratch
upon it.
More puzzled than ever, the gentle
man, after Il lew minutes, took his leave,
and proceeded to interrogate the usher,
to whom he was well known, for he him
self had been Minister of the Interior.
"You have" said he, "just handed
the Duke a note, folded up, which had a
most extraordinary effect upon him.
Now, it was a plain sheet Of paper, with
nothing written upon it. What did it
mean?"
"Sir," replied the usher, "here is the
explanation, which | must beg you to
keep secret, for l do not wish to COM
promise myself. The Duke is very
warm, and very liable to loose his tenn
per. As he himself is aware of his weak
ness, he has ordered me, each time that
his voice is raised sufficiently to he audi
bic in the ~anteroom, without delay to
place a sheet of paper i'll an envelope,
and take it to him. That reminds him
that his temper is getting the better Of
him, and he Mt once calms himself. just
10 I heard his voice rising, and imme-
diately carried out my Instructions"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
OUR JUVENILES,
The Court of Berlin.

The Court Of Berlin.
King Frederick of Prussia grew nervous and i'll
When pacing his chamber one day,
Because of the sound of a crazy old mill
That clattered so over the way.
"Ho, miller :" cried he, What sum shall you take
In lieu OF that wretched old shell!
II angers my brain and it keeps me awake"
Said the miller, Il want not to soil"
But YOU must" said the King, in a passion for
once;
but | won't" said the man, in a heat.
Goods this 70 my face ? Ye are daft or a Ounce
We can RAE your old mill with the street"
:! Aye, true, my good sire, if such be your mood"
Then answered the man with u grin;
= But never youIl move it the tenth of a rood
As long Is a Courts at Berlin"
D.. Good. good" said the King, for the answer was
grand,
As opposing the Law to the Crown.
W bow 70 the Court, and the nall shall stand.
Though even the palace come down"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
M.iRRYING 4

A widow relates in the Hartford
Comm CoHant how, twenty years
since, she married q widower, and after
a years happy union he died, and just
as he was breathing his last he raised his
arms as if TO embrace some object, and
exclaimed, my darling. my wife!
Mary, I GOMEZ" That, she says, was a
blow at her heart. However, it does
not seem to have discouraged her on the
widow question, for after the lapse of d
year she gave her whole heart to another
widower and married him, and for years
was happy. But the husband changed,
and deserving her left a note, which
read "Madge, it is no fault of either
yours or mine, but 1 go in search of kin
bred spirits by the expressed commands
of my angel wife. She has spoken to
me, and bids me to keep myself free
from all earthly ties"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
DTDLECRTNP IND THE lion.

Mr.. Dudlecrump and his four sons
were hunting at the mouth of Little river,
i'll Cooke county, Texas, when a large
Mexican lion jumped upon the old man
and knocked him down. The Older son
told the boys not to shoot, as they would
kill their father. The old man had the
couger by the throat with his right hand,
and one Of the front legs with his left.
One of the party struck the cougar with
his gun, but missed his aim and struch
his father across the back, then seized
the couger by the leg, while John Dude
crump placed his gun against the animal
and fired, breaking its back, causing it
to loose It's hold on the son. The two
boys that had hold Of the beast retreated
a few steps, and the father discharged
both barrels of his gun, killing the
beast.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
4 III E'OR SUEfREHS.

The ever-humoroUs and ever-instruct-
i've Bishop Clark suggests, in his article
on travellers, that a special car should be
set aside for swearers. That would be
an excellent plan, if it would work; but
we apprehend that on some railroads
managed as they are Mt precautionary
car on the train is, inevitably, converted
more OF less into a swearing ear. But
we hope the world will improve under
the salutary influence Of Bishop Clark's
teachings, and that soon II car i'll the
very longest train, will be sufficient for
all the swearers. The true rule, how
ever, is that laid down by Gen. Wash
ington, that a gcHticn,aR never swears;
and the higher authority of the New
Testament teaches us: "Swear not at
ALL" but if people will swear, it is GER
tainly desirable to have them placed by
themselves ; and, therefore, Bishop
Clark S suggestion is not only a novel
but a good one.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
Ply OF NEW YORK B4NK OFF,
VT1TS

The cashier receives from s., 900 to
$4,000, but the Office of president is
often considered honorary. This is but
another term to express the facility for
filling ones purse furnished by such a
gratuitous berth. Any bank president
who improves his opportunity may make
the Office worth $4,000 a year. The
paying teller receives from s., 800 TO
$4,000. It is useless 10 place him lower
than this, because he viii steal enough
to make up the difference. The receiv-
ing teller should receive the same pay
for Il similar reason. Some of these re
ceiving tellers exc out their salaries by
serving at the ticket Offices OF or thea
ters. They are good judges OF money,
and rs at such places counterfeit cur
rency is offered, their services are Of
value. A North River grocer, who dealt
at Il certain bank, and knew the receiv-
ing teller intimately, once Went to the
theater and was astOnished to see his
friend in the ticket office. He then
learned that for two years the man had
gone from the bank to the theater and
had spent an hour i'll this service be-
fore GONG home. The fee for this hour
paid his house rent. BOOk-kecpers re-
ceive l ,J00, which is not more than
enough to support q bachelor. No man
can think Of setting up his household
goods on such a pittance, and there is q
continued rush to obtain bank appoint
ments. Every director has his list Of
applicants, and for every prospective
vacancy there are a hundred candidates.
In London s~uperannuated clerks are
pensioned. This should also be the rule
i'll this city, but, on the contrary, Il
WORKOUT clerk is turned away to take
his chance. The only exception that |
have ever known was that of the Deia-
ware and Hudson Canal Company.
When their treasurer, Isaac n. Seymour,
retired, after a term of service which
lasted more than Il third Of Il century,
an annuity of 1000 was granted him,
and was continued until his DEATH
NcW York Correspondent Cncinnotj
Gazette.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

hydrophobia. L heard some army
officers say that once when they were
stationed in Texas, a mad wolf got into
their encampment and bit six of their
dogs. Poor dogs! There were twenty
four of them at that time in the encamp-
ment, but for safety sake, they We're,
every one of them, shot the next morn
-".Jack-in-hc- Pulpit"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
ENGAGED.

He runs his fingers through his curls,
And showers his smiles upon the girls;
If he loved no one else, you know,
I'd like to have him for a beau
But he's engaged.
His eyes are like two stars / see
Glitt'ring in their brilliancy;
But ali! they do not shine for me,
And that augments my misery
For he's engaged.
l love him as ] love my life
Would give the world to be his wife;
But still. his love IS not for me;
He is anOthcr's day0tee.
Yes, he's engaged.
Engaged? ! hate the very word!
My hearts already too much stirred;
Pshaw! I'll repeat what Oft I've said,
That / will live AMI die 4 maid;
For he's engaged.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
,J0hR D'ErOHt'S HOnSr.

You have heard Of it, but DO you
know there vas really a person Of that
name hundreds of years ago who did
build a singular house at Duncan's Bay
Head, the most northerly point in Great
Britain! He and his seven brothers
came from Holland and settled in Eng
land in 1889. The house was octagon in
shape, being II room with eight
windows and eight doors, one for each
head of the family who came to visit
John. Each came i'll by this contrivance
at his own door, and sat at an oetagon
table, at which, of course, there was no
chief place or head. This was done to
prevent quarrels for precedence, which
on a previous occasion had well-nigh
proved fatal. Now when a family OF
persons live together without any one
assuming headship they are said to live
in John O'Groat's house.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

UTAH is making rapid progress in rail
ways. Iron is arriving in Salt Lake City
for the Utah Southern, and an army of
men are at work south of Provo, casting
up the grade for the tiles and rails.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

THE Hottentot of the st. Louis ,JOuy-
nal perpetrates the following: 1.-The
President perpetrated a pun once, and
it was this Yes, my popping the ques-
ton to Mrs. Grant was purely an AKA.
Dent"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
THE GRINDEST CiSON ON THE
(~ONTENENT.

The most interesting feature of the
Summer exploration i'll the estimation
of Prof. Gannett, is the great Canon of
the Gunnison, whose perpendicular walls
rise III many places to Il height of 1000
feet, and for Il distance of fifty miles
will average over 5000 feet. The course
of the river seems to have been sculp-
tured as if by drifting rocks, and along
its almost straight course the white
walls separated only Il few yards, loom
up towards the clouds. 1t makes one al
most dizzy to think Of it. Standing at
the top of the highest wall, and looking
down nearly three-fourths of Il mile, hes
the bed of the stream, the waters swift
current dashing and foaming through
the narrow channel, but SO far down
that it can scarcely be seen, and its roar
ing never heard. Here is something that
rivals the wonders of the Yellowstone,
and is grander than the Yosemite.
The point where these great precipices
begin to loom up is about 100 miles
northwest of the Los Pinos Indian
Agency. The Indians, so far back as
the time of Fremont's explorations,
gave indications that such wonders ex-
isted well down this slope, beyond the
UncCmpahgre mountains, but the wild
region has been left almost unexplored
to this day, and it is left for Gannctt's
party to give the people of this country
the first real knowledre of the wonder
Jul canon and its awful precipices.
They have made drawings at some of
the highest points, and taken in the full
topography Of the region but words
will b" weak to convey an adequate idea
of the sublimity and awful grandeur of
tins Canon of the Gunnison.
1t seems probable that the stream of
tourists who found their way over the
range into Middle Park this season for
the first time, to test the virtues of its
famous hot sulphur springs, to angle il
its brooks, and indulge in the pleasures
of the chase. Will another season find
their way into the Un~compahgre Noun
tains and to this wonderful region.
The greatest depth OF the Grand
Canon Of the Yellowstone is but 1000
feet. and the average for miles along the
deepest part is not over 600 feet. Clear
Creek Canon, in Colorado, which Grace
Greenwood, Bayard Taylor, and other
travellers have praised as rivaling the
Yellowstone, is but little over 1000 feet
at its highest point. Prof. Gannett de
clares that there is nothing III America
that equals the new wonders of the Grand
and Gunnison. The white walls, con-
trasting strongly with the others in the
neighborhood, in many places cut and
SCARED into curious and fantastic shapes,
spires, towers and minarets, standing
out above, add to the startling pictur-
esqueness and awful grandeur of the
scene. Here and there, along the lower
sides of the canon, may be traced strips
of colOring.
This is due to the mingling waters
from several springs that line the river
banks, iron springs producing the red
%colors, and sulphur springs the yellow.
Fl,o -n. I,l - cl,1In,- owl 4Io
water clear.-Dr. Huylcn.
4 CIR FOR SUEIRERS.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
Mad UMrPS.

Talking of Texas, did you ever hear
about the wolves theyhave there: They
are ugly-looking fellows, but do not
attack people unless provoked. They go
mad more commonly than dogs do, and
in that state will give other animals
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

In New York, week before last, Asa
babies were born, 146 people were mar
ried, 664 died, and 1922 were arrested
and imprisoned.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26
pLEfS1NTRIES.

How WAS Jonah punished? Whaled.
The dawn of day has gold in it's
mouth.
SWALLOWS may skim the air, but they
can't skim milk.
A ROUGH misunderstanding you can
knock It man down.
SOONER or later deaf men repent of
walking on a railroad.
The sentinel who did not sleep on his
watch has left it at the pawnbroker's.
IT is the high price of slate pencils
that is driving the s~aloon-keepers to the
poor-house.
Why are ,your eyes like friends who
live i'll different ~clirnes? Because they
correspond but never meet.
THERE is nothing so effective in
bringing a man up to the scratch as a
healthy and h~igh-spirited flea.
WHEN Il Florida Indian is likely to
die, his friends place him where an alli-
gator can take him in. and thus save
burial expenses.
For charades: Cremate-Scene t.
4 plate of ice-cream. Scene 1.-THE
Game plate emptied. Scene III.-An
urn, aged 26."
"THERE, there's that very mitten l
lost this morning" exclaimed q Rich
mond man as he quit spooning out the
pudding to hold up the lost article.
"JoHN," said Il father to his son
I'm busy now, but as o o as 1 ge
time shall give you a fogging.' "Den't
hurry, pa !; / can wait" said the patient
boy.
"FELLOw-CTTIzENs," said a carpet
Dagger, addressing an audience Of col
ored people i'll South Carolina, "my skin
is white, it is true, but my soul is blacker
than yours"
"HAvE you a life lease of that mouth
Of yours ?" said an ill-natured man to a
friend whose mouth WAS very large.
"No," was the good-hmored reply. Il
only have it from !ycar to gear"
"LINEs" from an obituary in the
Philadelphia LcdgCr::
Bring out the Grape and toll the kneIl;
Shes dead-a lovely Lockport belle;
Her stomach failed away TO get
With ninety oysters on a bet.
BLIND man-"Ah, Mr.. Evins, 1 amt
heerd you pass this some time !; I fear'd
you wos laid up with yur roomeytiz."
Mr.. Evins-sWorse nor that, John
worse nor that. The wife went an
farnd me a job o wark."
A MAN clown East returned his
newspaper to the printing-office with
"iackass" written on the margin, and in
the next issue the editor stated the fact,
and wound up the paragraph by asking:
Will or indignant subscriber please to
let us know at what stable he can be
found Z"
sPRIG, GEDTLE sPRIG-A POEB.
Sobe poets sig of subber tibe,
Ad sobe of autubd sig:
Sobe praise the widters virgid SLOWS,
But give be, give be spr:g,
By bidstrel straids shall sig of sprig,
Aid be, O heavenly buse,
Adj all the world shall listed 20
BY NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.!
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

FoUR colored men were given seats in
the dress circle on demanding admission
to the new Memphis Theater last week.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

SPRIG, GEDTLE SPRIG-A POEB.
Sobe poets sig of subber tibe,
Ad sobe of autubd sig:
Sobe praise the widter's virgid sdows,
But give be, give be spr:g,
By bidstrel straids shall sig of sprig,
Aid be, O heavenly buse,
Adj all the world shall listed 20
By dulCet-Ah-che-ews,,
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-03-26

a MAN "down East" returned his
newspaper to the printing-office with
"iackass" written on the margin, and in
the next issue the editor stated the fact,
and wound up the paragraph by asking
Will or indignant subscriber please to
let us know at what stable he can be
fOunI :"