The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-09-08
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AD1 tscrzJ'i '-D-n John Noble -
}. -ilIenld.
N u John Mobiles mud puddle Il not big
tTyoOgh 30 accommodate both himself
and his horned frog. he has only to eat
St;s. dir and inorc frog 10 make il all
rSghi--Csegls-ysaaul.
We can't do II. We have Jus, made a
lunch Of Watterson, and our stomach,
won't stand both frog AMI dog in the
same day.-H.guH.
Paid hirrlings" is good.-Cu,ier.
.JssyHai.
We don't know how good they may he
for this world. but they have dead sure
thing for fire aud birthstone i'm the next.
-Hsndh.
John Noble throws up the sponge. He
says lie cannot compete with our ..paid
hirelings" in the mud-pie business
Coari<T-Jonuai.
We have often heard Watterson liken.
ed 10 sponge" from the amount of
whisky he absorbs. but Heaven forbid
that IRE should ever have hrotrn him up.
Herald.
John. the small boy Of the Paducah
Herald smuggles in an extra shot at
Henry, the small boy of the Corier.Jour-
nal:
II WattersOn keeps on at the gait he Is
now going. It will not be long before It Is
written Of him. "Gone to join Bob At
wood."-HvaM.
Here Henry digresscs and says a few
words to the Clark County Democrat, and
thereby gives John an opportunity to use
an ancient. but good and appropriate
joke
| The Cowfer-Jonyant seems to be enjoy.
ing the abuse sOliberally bestowed By the
country NEWSPAPERS because of its talk
about the Ohio election.-C2ayk County
Democrat.
Enjoy 1t! OF course we enjoy it,
Conrier-Jou7iai.
Certainly he enjoys It! Enjoys It rs
the fellow enjoyed the pepper sauce
which he drank by mistake for glass of
whisKy!-enjoys II like h-ldre.-Heraid.
Johns impotence causes him to pro-
duce the following pardonablc sarcasm.
He is a better writer than wattersOn,
you know:
watterson has found friend in the
Lexington Dispatch. 1t Is mighty bad
There is some liquor left in the bottom
OF the glass.-Coiyier.Jo
Well. 1t is no difference how little Of the
liquor there Is, nor how deep the glass,
Watterson will be sure to get lt.--Hvald.
The Lexington Dispatch Is our very
good friend.-Co,vier-Jo,onal.
The Eastern Lunatic Asylum Is located
at Lexington.-Hrald.
We don't believe that John Noble has
been sober enough these six weeks to be
astonished at anything except the size of
his head.-Comier-Journa,.
trequiresicicular GOODNESS for chronic
swill-tub like Watters0n to talk about
anybody's drinking.-ferald
The Lexington Dispatch sprinkles a
little pepper on the Paducah melon, and
gets two lines Of poetry for its foolish.
| ness:
We can imagine how astonishcd the
Paducah HeraM must be to see that the
Courier-Jou,nal comes out just as usual.
Lexington Dispatch.
The Prince he did me the honor to say,
You dirty dog get out ofrny way -
| Herald.
John Noble has been presented with a
"horned frog" II he is Of the bull
species. John ought to make him assist
ant editor OF his paper, - Courier.Jou,7taI.
We can't trust him, Harry my bOy.
We fear that like tho roached.bacEcd pig
OF the Coa iey-Jouynat, he would sell out
TO the ndhOlders.-Lyuld.
; The Sentinel declares itself In favor of
Gen. williams for the Y. 3. Senate,
The General Is granger, aud makes a
nrst-rate granger speech, bat neverthe-
less all the grangers are not for him for
] Speakcr.-Iaducah Herald.
VIII the Herald please explain. We
cannot understand what United States
Senator has to do with a Speaker
Hickman Courier.
i Lord bless you. voc don't know. There
must he a mistake somewhere. -HerdM.
u There is some liquor left In the bottom
OF the glass. The Lexington Dispotch Is
e our very good friend, and we are Its very
=, Mucn Obliged, humble servant.--C Courier.
III Ht Ms s ~ his elbow Souter Johnuy.
cal lam i To- cd him Irs;, ~. droa,hy crony.
~ wv "f weeks togither. -
~ Jobn no,,s,, -HeraM.
is Ic@, closing as follows. sandwicbins ,no
~ Lexington Dispatch between his fs,,,,T
!! periods: 'e"r'ui
n As matter Of course he Is chaprinea
!" as matter OF course he Is angry WITH
10 tne editor Of the Herald, as he Il win
Or every other Democratic paper in the
T. s.ate except his faithful Lexington DE-.
V " 'i,v ; Dut as wonderful as is his capa.
&C q. III sa WHISKY drinker, as high as may
d. ..estiy AZ We admire his talents as n les
Up 1--WE shu his skill as Q fiddler, we cannot
lly bidd,n,p our love for Democracy AT hIs
nor ratify the bargain BY which