The Indiana State sentinel., 1875-10-21
WISE AND OTHERWISE

WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Sweetness and light-a love match.
Only matter of fortnight lacing.
Fruit for acknowledgements in the cir
Comfortable qusrters-twenty. five cent
pieces.
A man who is always in a stew generally
goes to pot.
1t makes a man and mare woman 20 be
talked about.
Chickanery-palming off sn old hon as
young chicken.
People who are always wishing sor some
thing new should try neuralgia.
The excesses of our youth are drafts upon
our old age, payable with inter est, about
fifty years after date.
The Maine man who kicked can of nitro
elycerine out CT his path won't be bothered
with any moro elrthly Instructions
Ole Bull is laid up with a lame sack and
sore eve, and the public must get their
music from the sad scrsschiDgs of the Octo-
Ter winds.
Beecher indorses Moody and Saukey. This
is very kind of him, for Moody and Ssnkev,
although often solicited 20 do SO, have nsver
indOIsed Bescher.
Shsrkey, the murderer, says hecould blind
his eyes, tie his legs together, get into Sack
and then escape from New York detective
in broad daylight.
The Alexandria lottery scheme swindled
| SOC, 600 persons out of more or less money,
but why did they buy tickets if they didn't
expect to be swindled?
King Kslakaus hes been dancing at q
grand ball with Kansks beauty. SOFT was
| the can cans, rot the iim-iama, which laid
him low.-Chicsgo Tribune.
| Nothing makes boV so mad es 70 steal d
quiEce and crawl under barn under the inn
preston that he has gObbled something new
in the line OF California pears.
| & Vermont court has decided that no base
ball club has the right 20 hit an old woman
on the ear with the ball. Put this down on
the door alongside OF the Dred Scott de-
cision.
Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth, Sylvanus
Cobb, Leon Lewis and Ned Buntline are
all sick in a heap. Anv one who says that
Providence isn't around these davs is uis-
taken.
A correspondent suggests that the thing
that will make boy yearn for tho resump-
tion of study has at lsst been discovered.
1t is rolling BABY around in wagon while
a base ball match Is eeing played.
When a couple of young folks, writes a
critic, get 80 that they want to waltz all the
time at ball and have nc qusdrilles, that's
a sign that they are never going to stop
until some furniture man is made happy.
A Lesvenwortb paper says that If turnips
were bread and cabbages were meat, Kansas
could take contract to winter the paupers
OF the world at two cents per head and make
enough on the contract to pay the entire state
debt.
There are those who wonder at Chicago for
doing away with her Bible. II they knew
| how thoroughly she had accustomed
herself TO going without it, they would ur-
| derstsnd the situation better. - Courier
| Journal.
maxim from the Talmud-Three vlr-
tues will be especially proclaimed in heaven
the virtue of a young man who lives pure
in large city, the virtue of a poor man who
restores a lost treasure. the virtue OF rich
man who gives without ostentasion.
When Fiji Islander msrries, the first
thing he does upon beginning to keep house
is to eat his mother-in-lsw. AS conser-
vstor OF peace the process perhaps j.
effectual and it is also valuable as measure
OF economy when marketing is dear.-BDs-
ton Post.
A louisiana boy suicided tho other day
because his father told him that be would
never make good ventrloquist. Parents
who will deliberately discourage their chill
dren from seeking 70 attain eminencs de-
serve to have big bill of funeral expen
| saddled ON them josS as q Ions winter is APP
preaching.
sd. Boone killed bar on this tree 1775"
may be found on almost any tree now, aud
every little while It affords some enterpris-
| ing ne wspaper an item which is innocently
supposed to be fresh. II Mr.. Boone had
killed a fool every time be killed a bear
| there wouldn't be so many people cutting
| letters in trees in our day.-C0urier-Jcur
nal.
A Texas Judge is credited with the follow
| ing neat decision: "The fact is, Jones, the
Jail is an old, rickety affair, as cold as an
iron wedge. You applied to this court for
release on bail, giving it as your opinion that
you would freeze to death there. The weather
has not moderated, and to keep you from
| freezing will direct the sheriff to hang you
| at 4 O'Clock this afternoon"
THE MAINTENANCE OF HEALTH.