The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-04-28
BATHS Of ADvE.rls,,G.
Judge Fullerton has not entirely

Judge Fullerton has not entirely
recovered yet. He is but ''so-so.''
All the cheese IN Connecticut this
year will be made of hickory
Oysters r not in order after this
month.
The Centennial motto: Il came,
saw, Concord
The Springfield Republic has .fe-
male compositor that weighs 160
pounds, and yet she bothers the fore.
man for "fat" every day.
1t cost good deal for consumptive
patients to go to Minnesota, last win
ter, but most of them returned dead
heads.
Consumption is an economical dis
ease, said John Henry. with a cold
on his Iungs-you can furnish your
own coughin'
1T takes only the letter to make
Mary marry" says an exchange But
Quiz remarks that it is just as effec-
tual to let her b.
Another of Daniel Boone's rifles
has turned up in Salina, Kansas
That makes just 2.7S4,923 of them,
with thirteen States yet to hear from.
A printer in Philadelphia is father
to twenty-six children. ranging from
antique daughters to full-face bour-
geois boys, and nonpareil babies in
small caps. He ought to start fam
lily paper.
The Chinese will never come to any
good. They celebrate their holidays
by paying their debts, which is just
reversing the Christian order Of pro-
ceedings; hence the term, hollow day
holiday.
Civilization is advancing the dura-
ton of human lie. As many live to
seventy years now as lived to forty
three, three centuries ago. And II is
astonishing how very few die after
they get to be hundred.
We are not going to coin a word
1t is good deal easier 10 say .infiat.~-
ible" than capable of being infsset:s
although Webster gives no~zuthority
for it. But these are sfndier days
than he lived IN.
The tailors in despair LINEN
busters, after1he Ulster pattern, are
20 be wernlfhis summer. rendering all
other clothing entirely superfuous.
In, IN artistic point of view they are
excelIed-frsb-rate for hanging
purposes.
Said a colored Georgia preacher:
"Dar's robbin' and stealin all around.
Dar's de Beecher business. de Wood
hull business, Sumner is dead. lorna
does come whoopin' around de Freed
mans Bank has busted, aud it pears
as if de end was nigh, mighty clus at
hand
The Chicago Tribune. whose editor
is old enough to know better. is wor-
rying itself over the third term prob
lem; and yet it makes fun of the Sec
ond advent, which is. by comparison.
a thing reasonably to be expected
st. Louis Globe.
The New York Tribune goes back
on its friends thus: Impartial OBJ
servers of the course OF the Democrat
ic party during the past winter, espe-
cially in the Western States, are not
overwhelmingly impressed with the
conviction that the good of the coun.
try demands a restoration of the De
mocracy to power
A Bakersfield man dropped into
the postoffice and wanted to know
how much merchandise he could send
in one parcel. -Four pounds was
the reply Then he blandly said he
thought he would send out to Arizona
four pounds OF those red toy balloons.
inflated; but he had difficulty in get
ting out of the door in time TO dodge
a mail bag.-Alta California.
The Hon. Andrew j. Hamilton
died at Austin, Texas. on Sunday, the
11th inst, and was buried with be-
coming honors from the Capitol the
following day. General Hamilton
was an able lawyer and popular ora
tor, and has been closely identified
with the history of Texas for the past
thirty years. During the war he re-
mained true TO the Union, and latter
ly has been known as a Liberal Re.
publican.