The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1875-02-25
Miscellaneous,

The war of races-races for Office,
Charity stays at home in cold wealth
err.
Everyday cheerfulness is one of the
great virtues.
Dentist ballad-"O, who can tell the
jaws we feel ?"
Read hottie trade mark letters on
a warm stove.
Chicago is called the the Insurance
Companies Cemetery.
The bump of destructlveness-a rail
way collision.
Lent Is approaching. Look out for
umbrellas and books.
The Beecher-Tilton literature has in
iured the sale of comic almanacs this
year.
Brigham Young has sufficiently re-
covered 10 SIT up and get married oe-
casionally.
In will not improve your understand
ing TO have your shoes fixed by sherry
cobbler.
True merit, like the pearl inside of an
oyster, is content 10 remain quiet till il
finds an opening.
William Knahe, Of Iowa, died of fright
when told that his house was on fire.
Nothing like Il good heavy insurance.
Now is the season when people should
economize by burning almanacs instead
of wood and coal.-7erre Hdme Gazette.
Mr.. Spencer, of Moodus, Conn, cast
a despairng look upon his twenty
child the other day. No wonder they
call repeating rifle Spencer.
One of the most interesting and hotly
law suits ever known in MIchi-
gan arose from the fact that two women
claimed the same waterfall.
A Nevada man who had seven home
~ daughters, got a paper to hint that
he had seven kegs filled with gold in his
cellar, and every girl was married in
five months.
al thought twas queer he didn't boiler
out the last time ! hit him." said Mrs. !
Huse, of Alabama, 10 the jury who We're
Try ing her Tor the murder OF her hus-
band.
A young woman at Youngstown, Ohio, |!
who has an imitation seal skin cloak, is
forced 10 tell an average of fifteen lies
per day to make folks believe it is real
,eal.-Detrou Free Press.
Mrs. Laing. an Omaha woman, glided
softly up behird King KaIakaua and
stole kiss But the joke of the thing is
hat the Omaha wagS passed off 4 good
looking negro for the King.
They tried 10 scare man in Missouri /
)y threatening 10 tar and feather him (;
but he replied Come on with your
old tar; I've teen there six times. and
we got receipt for washing it off,
A Boston man has died and lett two !
hundred dollars TO a UniversalIst church.
L would do an Old fashioned Methodist
preacher good to tell revival congrega-
ion Just what has become of this man.
"How charmlngly naive she is" said Il
roung beau TO a crusty cid gentleman.
'Knavew exclaimed the latter, gazing
through his spectacles toward the
beauty indicated, 81 should
Jay more Of tool"
Ii is said that sometime during the
present year party OF one hundred
Snylishmen is cemIng over 10 this conn
nv on grand buffalo hunt. list! 'Ush
Ark -
The 'orn of the 'un:er is card on the iii
Mrs. Dale, of Detroit held hot
,uckwheat cake over her husbands
for several minutes because
he expressed his disaI proval of tree love
doctrines. "ThIs family must be run on
In unsectarian basis, said Mrs. ID.
General Schenck's new work on
Draw Poker is enjoying great pcpu-
ari,y in the West. Ii is used almost
by the courts in administer
ny the oath 10 witnesses and swearing
n the jurymen.-Broeklya Argus.
81 forget great many things which
last year." said little girl, the
ears running down her cheeks; "but
ant forget the angry words spoke TO ;
ny dear mother, who IS now dead" I,
A Kansas hypochondriac, mediiating
lpon the death of a dog iancier in his
leighborhood, gives vent TO the mourn
al thought: "0ur great men are peter !
ny out sort O. rapid like these times. :
Shiskey kills most on EN-; some tum-
o-arloa.j ord 'cos,so,.ii,- orr as.