The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-03-23


fence. And now minister in Massacnu'
sets heads petition for his recall. Inese
are o,,eer times. Z It is a pity that tne tlmica
time at the disposal Of the Legislature VIII
not permit it to consider the matter now.
The revocation Of the edct OF 1859 VIII.
however. be in order for the centennial
Ieeislaturc.-B Boston Advertiser.
A Chicago paper reverently calls its public
servants L" the city daddies." ="
New Bedford has but one whalcr left-a
schoolMaster.- Press.
The rival railroad companies will soon be
issuing chromos. Washington Capital.
A man bad better be the victim Of buzz
saw than to be cross-eXamined by Fullerton.
1t is the high price Ct slate pencils that
is driving the sa!oon-keepers to the poor
house.
Butler wrote q sonnet on Niagara. when
q young man. The Falls have reared ever
since.
The Forty.thrd Congress came in like q
lion, but went out lambed.-W Whitehall
Times. .....
The immense grief must take care of itself.
Democrat.
We should like to know how that man in
Minneapolis BROKE his leg putting on bis
overcast
Chester has a scare-the town clock re-
fuses to strike the bours Of six and twelve.
Philadelphia Express. FL.
Sunday Is a great day in Iowa. 1t is the
chosen day to cut the cbildren's hair.-De.
lroit Press. .i ...@ NJ !
What men want is not talent-it is pur-
pose; in other words, not the power TO
achieve, but the power TO labor.
Francis ID. MouIton has leased twelve
warehouses on Commercial wharf, Atlantic
dock. and will continue his old business.
The Brooklyn jury are considering the
prcpriety Of arranging for centennial cele.
Louisville Commercial
Talk about the coming Of the bluebirds.
Such spring weather is enough to make any
bird buc.-Noah'S Times
Ms. Darlington doesn't sec what fun there
can be in spelling matches, abou. which all
the western papers arc full. She always
spells them m.a.t-c.hP-s.
from the effects Of sleeping in corsets the
ills can't determine whether TO abandon
slrcp or corselS.-N0rTiStorn Ncrdid.
A Cleveland man puts waste papers into
hi. letters so as 10 make them weigh all that
vii pass for three cents. He does this for
revenge on Uncle Sam.
M: Hcather is lhawiAg out the water.
l'pt and he milhmcn All making their daily
r"urGs regularly once more. Mlrdukie
.N,"t.ntI.
Either the fashion Of parting the hair in
tl.e utautt. or the specimen Of young man
VITO - n~lauccs himself, is dying out.--Ne,r
orleans Republican,,
You can gct burrel OF flour in California
iol Two dollars. but the fare there and back
mere II 80 makes up the differ cnct.- Norris
torn HCrdld.
A Texas t,apcr which never received but
orc communication, aud that from tailor,
VANS lcope every week "lo write only on
one SIDE OF The paper" --Dctroh Press.
There j. one blessed thing about the pres
cut condition Of the Midland road, anyhow.
The tiHe-iebe i rot changed every three
Gays.-Ro1ne Sentinel.
Speaking of that new daily at Niagara
Falls, some one suggests that just for con-
sisl, ncy'< sake the price ought to be dollar
u copy.-N0nhS Tines.
An elephant is ,22G, 3SG times larger than
II fl. II. bul ihr flea has caused ,226, 3S6 times
luure profanity In the world than the elc-
Ihant.- NOirtStOrn Uerdt0.
Three witnesses in Lawrenceburg, Ind.
Gidr'r Know what year this is, and they were
mol allowed to testify. What a capital jury
they would have made !-NeD York Mail.
Suubu will please bear in mind that though
he can bow stop at the same hotel with the
white f'iks The law in regard to chicken
s;,4iii @rcmains unchanged AoahS Times
Che GOOD Henry Wilson recently ",hank-
%; God that lie was born in New England"
Ttr!cu arc some other sections of the country
,har will join With Henry in returning thanks
Einira Gazette.
Farmer: We know Of no objections to
YOUR planting corn this week il you want
Ia. tut you had better build a good fire on
each hill to keep the frost out.--R0me SEN
hnel.
After all 1t isn't right to take baGieS to the
ml,il ees. They don't like to go; anybody
can see that If they liked TO 60 they
wouldn't be bowling and screaming all the
timr-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Stiles, of Rock!and, is 107 years of
age, hale and hearty, ANA has been an invete-
rate smoker since she was %. We never
have tried il; but where's our pipe ?-Mdr-
shalt Messenger.
A few OF our most cnterprisng girls were
noticed digging The snow away from around
their fathers front gates Saturday evening !;
but the season has not yet opened fairly
Rome Sentinel.
Tracy asserts that Triton almost drove bis
mo.hcr.inlaw crazy. We've always asserted
that Tracy would bluuder INTO some remark
calculated to enhance Theodore's popularity.
St.LouiS Republican. ----.-.
The Great Salt Lake has been frozen over
this winter Tor the first time within the men,
org Of mar. This shows the cooling nflr-
euce in Utah has extended beyond the fam-
ly Of Brigham Young South Bend Unon.
A man was found dead in the cellar of the
Indianapolis Herald the other day. They
found poeul in his inside coat pocket be-
ginning, "Spripg, beautiful spring." and
verdict OF Unsuitable homicide was render.
ed.-7erre Haute Gazette.
Yesterday some me,ldlesome.. persons in
teriered with Denis SIattery's attempt to
drown himsel! by leapins over Brickley's
and North wharyes. Well, even coroner's
must have their cnemies.-!S. Joins (N. b.
tribune.
A countryman who came to the city yes
tcrGay morning visited the No. 8 engine
a.