Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1875-01-21
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her father. She had just swallowed a
iewsharp.- r--
"I am busy ploughing and cannot
entertain company now" wrote an IL
linois girf to her city lover.
One good tfsait In Brooklyn girls is
that theysdplt: care to rebuke their
parentshdch before they are thirteen.
A girl in Cairo has just finished a
farm ballad containing 2,10O verses. II
reaches clear across the street and
would make four bustles. =
HE provoked mefhto loving him.
was Rochester girls excuse for en-
gaging herself to a man whom he had
professed to hate. - ~
81 am astonished, my dear, young
lady, at your sentiments you make
me start" "Good have been want.
ing you to start for the last hour"
When Brown, the mind-reader, told
a Boston girl to place her mind on some
particular thing, she looked around for
an extension table,. ~ etf ~
Voltaire said of his sweet heart: She
was so beautiful that / raised my long,
thin body and stood before her like a
point of admiration.
Josie Mansfield has grave intentions
respecting David Kalakaua, but she
viii retract them when she learns thai
David get. only s25,O 900 a year.
Clara Louise kellogg confesses, with.
out blush that ale@ onl Y bean she
ever paid attention to is the one held
by the leading violinist of the orchestra
General Butler says that if the ser
want girls OF Massachusetts, were to de
mand the payment of their wages al
once, it would precipitate a financial
cfisis. IN Etss eaEe gI
A young lady On allowing her .faeac,
to kiss her hand theosher evening, ex
planned her conduct by saying that "a
kiss on the hand was worth two On the
b0itche." ft3lit ,ttt
"Yeth, sir, if you won't eat me," wa.
the Trembling reply of little girl whom
King Kalakaua took up in his arm,
and asked for "a kiss, in the corridor O
San Francisco hotel II 3
When a bankers daughter in Sal
Francisco marries, the fond parents
rent q wholesale and retail jeweler'
store, buy the stock and exhibit tht
whole establishment as presents.
The Richmond Dispatch speaks 0
two little girls wh9 recently came {,
that city, having walked from the
Pacific. But 1t has nothing to say o
the gold mines and marble quarrie
they discovered along the route.
ADetroit editor has established bae
precedent by marrying grill com posi-
tor. She will always Know whether i
is necessary for him to stay down a
the Office till 8 O'Clock in the morning
to "make up the forms"
mercy. Consolation Smith is For
Wayne's handsomest girl. Mercy, viii
no doubt be asConsoiatien to some fel
low" 1t seem to US that it will lie
greater consolation to. Mercy to get riC
of the name of Smith, 'z'i'7 =.
Mile. Russell, the actress, who ha,
created great sensation at the Theatre
des Arts, in, Paris, was at one time Al
orange seller on the boulevards. Girk
of the Danbury boulevards, cheer up
fsultitudes await you.-Ddn. Ne,os.
An Oregan girl sent for doctor tc
cure her of heart disease. He told hel
TO take something. She took Peter, 8
SocrameDtal youth, and her heart now
makes its regular 800 revolutions q
minute, and she is happy. Jig
1t is going the paragfaphic round.
that year-old girl has been forwarded
by express in New Hampshire, which
is not remarkable, as the girl hadn't
learned. to. talk, and Of couse coldn'l
express -herself.-,Min. Mail.
A man had hetter have milestone
tied TO his neck and cast into the sea.
than to premise to marry Texas girl
and then refuse. The whole country
turns out to hunt him, aud he is gener.
left to grow up with tree.
Miss Kellogg says that American girls
have the sweetest voices in the world
When one Of them puts her mouth to .
hole in the fence end 'hollers' to the
girl next door to fetch back them
crimping irons,' it fills the air with
melody. ..-.e.s ..... .-l e -ai
At the mind-reading Sednce on Pleas
ant street Monday evening, young
lady undertook to practice. She failed
several times, but at length having
selected her lover as subject, discov-
cred that he was going to kiss her.
And she was right.-Boston Cour.
How awkward it is for a gentleman
to raise his hand to tip his hat to a
young lady with whom he supposes he
Is well acquainted, only to discover
that she lie stranger, and then attempt
to make it appear that he only intend
ed to scratch his head.
= Despite the generally unfavorable
condition of business our silk manufac-
turing interests continue in full vigOr