The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-07-16
WHAT THE WITS SAY.

newspaper. He stopped the Daily S"".-
Eaxton Free Press
Editors will remember that the unmifioa-
ted tfnlh will hang six men where Il lie ten
feet square won't raise y blister ON one
Eaxton FIRE. Press.
A retired physician who has gone into
the green grocery line. throws in p"escr'p.
,iun W t., every dozen green cucumbers.-
Mituaukee Sentinel
.'Fur midsummer what coul'! he >w t +
than ii lin, IL lawn?' asks an exchange; and
some young sdies will answer = n cr"quet
lawn."-NorristoW Wn Herald.
The Tennessee farmers are recovering
theii p ,,speriIy slowly. just as they get ii
lie ln"ney saved up tic circus COM =
! along aud he hard times begin again.
| Courier Journal.
An exchange very truthfully says that
''it doesn't Ply To DC an Indian th' 81
days" And II never will p 10 i,c all ln-
dian until |, quits pay ing b" we'll 10 be al
/ Indian agent. nt.-Couris, -journdt.
P.rI,ap, 1t wasatyp'graphlc.lerror. But
| IL 81. Louis paper s;lA S Judge jones sel,ten-
ced Morgan lo he hung b, the week until
dead. Did the judge expect him to bang
p; like Il hi, d MANI ?-iate,- Gun.
"And shiili c,cudR all the ~oualalid tire,
says the poet speaking ot tile incessani
singing of l.cu>ls III june. Dut cut Ill Ne
braska they have Il better name Tor it,
They call 1t the ''gr.ss opera. .''-Comnser
cial AdUertiser.
a Venerable co,ured lady, while waiting
for the ferry boat tins morning, stuck Ill.
: right k,, wncn she wip,d the streaming
pcrspiratlon irom her "paguc cs'untenanc'
with her baudanna and Iemarktd d {" heI
companion, "o"ll,! Dis seah's ,igh
wahm wettd,r. Beautifpol day ioah to X
tn be baptized in the lnah. Amt IL
honey ?''-lroy itmex.
AT u camp-nce,ins last summer, u scn
erablu eist,I began Tie h. mn-
| MY So i bt tn, quart;
len thousand foe III isc.'
She began in shrill quayeis, but 1t VA
! pitched too high: ''Ten h'.usand-Iei
lllvusand," she scre,ch. d, and ST, pi"d
Start her at 50UU!' cried couv,rte.
stock broker presrnt.
Riding c"untr. wards yesterday, citi
cart which had be, IL stalled" III II vel.
bad hole in the cent T. "f the road. Iii
neyr,, owner and driver SGT .,n the gthun'
near by. and the G u;lelnan halted an'
asked: whats the matter9' "stucked,
was the reply. Swell, what are you goinl
to do?'' 81 dunno, boss; Use been here
hole hour thipkin' whether I'd better do
hundred dollars WORT of liftin' to save
fifty dollar mule, or 60 home afoot. -
Vick*burg Herald.
NJ man can sell anything in Brookly1
n"w II he doesn't say that Beecher Is sian
,l-red and Tllton Il black-soulet hors.
thief. The signs un l;ruWkl, places "i bt
sill, SIS may be SUPPOSED To read so'netlin
like this: "M.trrp ,litan Parnxysmal t'ar
pet Store o.ng in tile Heart !tn'
Cage Store" 8 Ragged Ldge Laundry.
~. William Brown, Plastering done wlt
rrue luwal.iness. "Moral Niagara Bat
House." Il even wish Snuif Factory.
"Anti- riltnni,n Trlre For Sale Here.
Down and Outs Brass Works .'-Cou'
ier-Journat.
Mr.. Pussey was the orator at recen
Western commencement. His purr-oratio
must have been particularly fine Con
Ado. Not SO effective, however, as I'll
first claws.-Beston Adoertiser. Now loo
out for con-cat-enation Of fur-fetche
puns.-Chicago Times. We perceive her
much that is amewsing, and more that
pusillanimous. Let us paws in time t
prevent a catastrophy.-Fai6ary Indepena
ent. Fiddle-stringsl Back up on that dog
gone tomfoolery. Have you no feline TO
the language? Are there any more shaft
left in the catapult of your idioey. Spf'