, 1875-02-15
PERSONAL.

PERSONAL.
From Paris to Jerusalem. s275. cheaper than
pew-renls.
DIV. DAznEr, Of Hong Kong. China, arrived
yesterday at the Grand Pacific
1twas Minnesota Justico who decided that
atealing rails Was not AZ oE-fonce.
cuus11sA D1zrz, Of rittsburg, has been sen-
tencod to iucking ~ common scold.
Archbishop TAFT. Of Canterbury. has invented
prayer to be used At the launching Of war-vea-
sells.
Bsruia, Can, has total abstinence petition II
feet long Cauada Hya must have been dootored
recently.
Cosx1so4os's translation Of thu "Enld" Is to
be succeeded. 20 they say, by ths future one Of
WILLIAM MonnIs.
By tl~ burning OF the Cozpatrick, Jersey
woman lost eight brothers, two sisters, her
motber, and several cousius aud uncles.
Gov. T1nnEN is popular In New York society
OF course.-he ls bachelor, wealthy, influential.
aud likely to leave young widow.
Boston hns lost It's hermit, JAMEB GATELY.
He died Of starvation. and after his death over
el,0Oo vas found sewod up ln luis rags.
Miss LINDA 01LpEng whose mission In life fs
Ia supply prisoners viii improving books, is to
have benefit. BAnSuM ia running It for hcr.
Don't write to GLADSTONE for six months. Hs
h lust that much behind on hia letters 50 far.
Tint pamphlet did it, and virtue 10 ita own re-
ward.
parisian shot himself because he sould not
get into the new Opera Houss. lie made up bis
mind he'd soc some red-hos fashionable show
any way.
Lord W1NcnE1sEA has written critical satire
in verse on the "GnEy1L1E 1ltmoirs," entitled
"dnEy1LLT De-Reayed; OF, New Whacks from
Old Cobblers."
Tho skating ponds Of southangton, Conn.,, are
natural gas-worlB. Ca1burettsl hydrogen
bubbles up from tue decaying tilth At the bottom.
and the boys light it aud skate by ghalEht.
Will htr. s1KsRL ariss and apply this statement
to ahow how excellent = thing u our local
company
Tho Rev. Mossrt. n1cnEx and PERRY, Of hit.
Calvary Church, Baltimore. are going to suffer
for their sins. Though Protestant Epfscopa!
clergyman, they sra in the habit OF ofeitng
rnasBos for the souls OF the "faithful departed"
aud have copeoctod a little ''ollice" Of their own
On the subject.
young man In Willlans College, having been
asen in a iather intoxicated stnte several times,
was told by the college authorities that If found
again in = aimiar condition lie would be expelled.
One day, having taken drop too much, ho met
the Presdont who indignantly said; "Dsunk
again n t'sho-o am i " was the reply.
A New York firm has issued = fashion plate OF
four figures. one head being portrait Of soTu-
r-~ QUO OF THEODORE THOMAS, one Of MCKEE
RANKIN, and one Of MATT MonaAN. The great
cat Of all, however, Is plata Of LKsrRn WAL.
LAcK-LEsTER unmistaknby, but younger and
fresher, attlred In immaculate garments and
designed with uuintenttonal irony "A "Sprlng
1875"
Mr. ", PARKINSON, = soommsrc!al traveller, went
into = bar-room namod the "ststion," on
yongc street. Toronto, and called for glass OF
whisky, which llo threw on the floor and reisd
tbs glass from bottle In his pocket. drank the
contents, got a cigar, sat down without lighting
it, aud appeared to fall asleep. Tho landlord
tried to awaken him, but he was dead. The
"bloods" Of Toronto, when they hear this
stosy, ahut ono oyo, aud say the bottle part ol
the story ia dIaphanous,,
In tile early part Of this century, while The
Raw. Or. DAcgus waa pastor ut Bethlehem, Conn
hs eked out Ills salary by fitting boys for college
At one tlmn he had scapeRraco from the South
When the young man wns about to Join Yale Col
1ege Ao saked his teacher for letter Of introduc
tion to Prof. K1aosIxY. The Doctor prompt,
complied, "a foilows; "prof. K1NusLEy--Dca
Sir; hereby Introduce to you tho bearer. FL
is the only eon OF his mothor, and sha = widow
Tha Lord Lave mercy upon her,"
A true story ia told in connection With th
''scandal." An old Scotch lady, whoao bYmpA
thtss apparently warmed to THEODORE rILros
~aa about concluding purchuse In = dry-good
store In Fulton street, the other day, when he
syo accidentally lghted upon picture Of th
great "detendant hanging in the window
Throwing her bead straight back, her eyes aash
Ing fire, ahe exclaimed: "Who hso' 70 there
Is that DEzcuEn7 Dell tall yer gooda, I'll 10
'tech thread o them" and Bho bounded frou
tho storo a If shot from = mostsr.-Nets Yor
Epenin2 Mail.
A correspondent It Melvin, ILL.,, writer 10 tn
TRIBUNE;
Our men here. who think thsy know It all, cann<
sQree In reference to The compensation Sheriff get
~ hsnKnR man. pisaas inform u what th
wben man accepts the oilos Of Sheriff, h
accepts the dutios portn!nlng to the same
Among those duties ls the execution OF person
convicted Of capital oTenses; there ID no exlr
Tea Or reward allowed hinl,-ho gets his desert
Tor hanging man, aud no n,orej ha gets tn
sopa.
Mr GAnDlNER's connection With tbs Can-Ca
party In the country Was accidental, after ri
Ho Was In coitaln town, making arrangement
to PLAY his own company, md happened to NEE
the managers Of the disreputahlo ooucorn. De
lug better known than any Of than, he vaa ID
stautly set down as one OF the parsiea intereete5
Tho explanation Is perfectly satisfactory, and
confirmed by others, but IL shows tho danger q
being caught ia bad company. Mr. 0Aaptss
gives u ASSURANCE tha. he IL not In any VA
connected with tho institution,
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
GraHd Paetfe-A. ?, svineford, E, q. Mapes, III,
quests A. II. Eaton, Aolins Danisl ". CLARK. 8Ai
ranlen'o; o. q. 11oxie. 7. 9. Lamb, George Warus
FhIladsphta Jerry 7. Ffnkhsu, Doaon; Q. Damor
iRssAehusetts; E, @, Hm!th, Ohio; William d.