The Morning herald., 1875-12-24
OUR NINLATURE POSTER.

0UR IMMATURE P0srER.
Now is the time to subscribe for you
weekly paper and magazines at the Cen
tennial News Office, COZ Market street
Mailed to any address.
A down-country farmer who put in q hal
acre with turnips last summer, says the,
didn't bring him Q scent. He should trl
onions next time. They always bring
scent.
Cheap! extravagantly cheap! All shapel
and sizes of ladies' felt hats at 80 and H
cts, for sale at 121 Shipley street.
The recently elected Legislature of New
Jersey Is the one-hundredth elected by thai
State. Well, send it along to the Centen.
nial.
For Christmas present for your wife buy
spatent Ironing Table. Cali and see them
at A. B. Jones', 61S Market street.
A Chinese child, when it arrives at the
age Of l6, becomes an adult.
The cheapest shoe store In the city is at
Seventh and Poplar. NJ. Danahee.
A passenger on the Maine Central Rail-
road lately gave for his fare ticket which
was issued fifteen years ago.
A lady in Connecticut not long since Wis
tied brother who resides in distant city,
taking her little daugter with her. Fatigued
with her long ride, the child was impatient
TO retire in the early evening. "You must
ws 1t till your uncle p-ays." 81 didn't
know that uncle prayed; I thought he was
sRepublican p
Green, the boot and shoe maker, has al
ways large stock on hand from which to
make selection, at his old stand ,204 West
End Street.
A Detroit woman could think of but
twenty-three ingredients to put into mince
pie, and she wept at the idea of losing her
powers of memory.
Have you ever given McCusker's goods
a trial 2" ''Well, do so at once. His boots
and shoes are everlasting, and so reasona.
ble."
strong minded woman, says the 1rib-
uns, evidently being in great haste to get
uptown yesterday, hit upon brilliant and
unique way Of accelerating her speed.
scorning the laughter and jeers of the
passers-by, she seized with firm grasp q
rope attached to the end of large two
morse trnck, and trOtted merrily along be-
nind 1t. The driver, not being aware of
what he had In tow, whipped up his horses
and the informal procession ratified up
Broadway to lively music, while the bows
shouted in ecstatic chorus, "Cut behind" !
1fyou want books for the holidays, 70 to |
the Centennial News Office, 6O7 Market St. |
Impossible The Leavenwort Commercial |
speaks OF "subdued mother-in-law." She |
must have been dead.
Stop that coughing; if you do not it may
kill you. A bottle of DR.. Bulbs Cough Sy-
rup only costs you IS cents, and its timely !
use may save your life.
Occupation is the scythe of time. |
L.. F. Adair, Fourth and King SITS. Beds
renovated.
Life cannot subsist in society but by recip-
rocal concessions.
studs, sleeve-buttons, bows and scarfs, of
the latest styles at J. B. Thomas 4 Co.. 716
Market street.
4 large buck deer, whose fur was entirely
Wnlte, was killed some time ago at Dubois,
Maine.s
The Oldest and most reliable furniture es-
tablishment in the State, is that of J. T. j,
N, Harman, 40 King street. Il
The New Hampshire boys are skating
s9u lallIng LnrOugn.
Gentlemen's full suits and oyercoats. and
ladies sacques made to order, at reasonable
prices by VIM. O'Connor, at No. East Srd
street.
Household taste is becoming one of the
arts.
Watches, clocks, gold and silver ware for
sale by j. Clayton Massey. Handsome
Christmas presents can be selected from his
immense stock.
Always getting things down to fine
polnt-the needle maker.
Felt drugget and crumb cloths, elegant
leslgns. Call and see at McBride's, 722S
Market street.
Two young darkies set their daddy on
lot stave to cure him of rheumatism.
Cheap stews good stews Is, 20 and 25
IS. at Waite's cor. Market street and P.
v. Il B. r. R. II
A thirsty fellow entered a smoking car on
ne way to Washington few days ago, and
a. an earnest and sympathetic tone said
There's a lady in the next coach tainted
way. Has any gentleman here any LIQUOR
or her !'' Twenty-eight Congressmen in
hat car immediately rose to their feat. each
With flask in his hand. The thirsty fellow A
ook full! flask and started to find that
'oor, fainting mortal, 1t is supposed he is
till trying to get his eyes on her
Everybody goes to the Centenn ial News
'ftiee for their holiday goods.
If man be only true to himself it will
e very difficult for others to Oyerreach
i'm. A
French brandy, whisky, Holland gin and
large assortment of all kinds of imported A
quors for medicinal and culinary purposes,
A. Q. Perkins No. East Second Street.
1t is the man with tight boots who talks =
aost violently of the eternal fitness of |,
hings. i