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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

THE PrG.-Tho pig was thus written up by
a Georgia boy :" The pig is about as big as
a sheep, only pigs wool isn't good for nal-
ing stockings of. Why is pig like Il tree p
because he roots that is conundrum. A.
pig washes himself in the mud. A pig has
four legs, one under each corner Of his body.
They pickle pigs feet, but not until the pig is.
done using 'em.. A pig squeals awful when it
rains also when you pull its tail. A pig has
got first-rate voice for squealing, and he
grunts when he feels good. You can't make.
a whistle out Of pigs tail, COS 1t is crooked.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

Some Of the company at tea with Dam
bury family spoke of the excellence of the
honey, whereupon the head Of the house. who
stands in reputed dread of his wife, feelingly
said. Honey is the most delicious Of all del
icacies. 1t is the nectar Of beautiful flowers,
slipped from brilliant petals by the never tir-
ing bee, and moulded into glory that would
tempt the god Of "Ephraim !" enunci-
ated his wife with stern solemnity, I" have you
been drinking again. ?" Ephraim groancd,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

An ambitious young lady was talking very
loudly about her favorite authors, when a
literary clap asked her if she liked Lamb
With a look Of ineffable disgust, she answered
that she cared very little about what she ate
compared with knowledge,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

eli where did yez get them trowsers ~
asked an Irishman of man who happened to
be passing with pair of remarkably short
trowsers on. 81 got them where they grew"
was the Indignant reply. "Then, by my
conscience,' said Paddy, "you've pulled
them year too soon y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

Let's chip in and raise hundred dollars for
the Boston physician who says that it is un
healthy to rise before the sun has dispelled
the morning fogs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

A firm trust in the assistance Of an Almighty
power, naturally produces patience, hope,
cheerfulness, and all other dispositions OF
mind which alleviate those calamities we
ourselves are not able to remove.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

Since the year 1900 England has waged
forty-nine wars; France, thirty-eight Rus
sis, twenty two; Austria twelve Prussia,
eight; and in spite Of all the peace societies
and international conventions they all appear
anxious for another.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08
NO. 155

made by some Democratic politicians to iden-
THY it with the Republican party. The insin-
ua.ion against the Republican party is unfair
and absurd, and no honest man, we trust, will
be deceived by tho trick Every party stands
on its own platforM. The Pepnblican party
has inscribed on its banner the most perfect
equality. No one denies that Both of the
two great political PARTIES stand squafely OH
the platform Of religious equali,. Neither
party has monopoly Of all the virtue TO be
found III the nation
The Republican party is no more opposed to
the Catholic Church than Is the Domocgatio
party. Only designing place hunters viii as
sert the contrary. IN point Of fact, there are
more Catholics holding positions ii the Re-
publican party in proportion to numbers than
in the Democratic party. We refer to the
country at large. Yet in the face Of this, the
Republicans are accused of sheltering an anti
Catholic society under their wings.
The charge whispered against the Republican,
party is the fabrication of inscriptions poll
ticians. 1t is manufactured and SET afloat with
view to hold in servitute the Catholic
vote Of this our readers may rest assured
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1875-09-08

If you don't bride your tongue, saddle be-
your fate.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

The ceremony of imposing the
beretta upon Cardinal McCloskey
took place Tuesday, at the reverend
yentleman's cathedral in New York,
Extensive preparations were made
for the occasion, and, besides issu-
ing invitations to al the leading
priests Of the church in America,
the committee of arrangements re-
guested the attendance of the Pres
ident of the United States and his
Cabinet, the New York State officers,
the New York municipal officers,
and many other distinguished per-
sonages Of the nation.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
And concludes by saying /:
r-~rFAN-- IN-N -----sY,y
v - ..s--A-s sa.,.S - ----l. -.

BismalS is not satisfied with sub
duiuk Austria, oyertuuiug the gov
ernmcut Of France, and bringing
ali Germany under his control. He
Is now trying to Interfere with Bel
giun, in which aggression Germany
strongly supports him His ambi-
tion has rested a. long rs ho can
endure it, and now trouble has
risen for him to seize rs an excuse
for accomplishing his purpose, from
tue TACT that some Belgian has
Threatened his assassination, whom
he demands from the government
THIS claim viii OF course be pressed
- the utmost aud war. which j. his
naiu object, be stir q up If posi-
bic /; may be that the the uusoy-
erued amultlon that sent Napoleon
to St Ii lena may Yet iuluge Bis
mark, and that he may carry his
cou4pests So tar that the safety of
Europe may require her to prepare
Tor him also Waterloo.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
MEXICAN EAIAUDEIS.

That our government will have
trouble with Mexico is certain; but to
what extent the difficulty viii so Is
vet to be Determined. Law less bands
of Mexican subjects have long been
committing outrages upon the rights
of our government, plundering our
mails, burning our post offices, and
Strengthening our citizens. The atrocl-
ties were for while carried on secret
~, and were Supposed to be the work
OF bandits. WAC were lawleSs also to
tue Mexican government. The author
tiles took no Eotice, however, and the
crimes grew more bloody and the
mavaulers more desperate. They are
no longer confined TO desperadocs but
are now urged on 10y prominent clti-
zeuS and even officials. Cortlna. who
Is now mayor of Matamoras, and prac-
tictlly the governor OF TamauApaa' IS
a prominent leader among them. lie
ha, in the neighborliood OF his house
900 desperate men, each armed WITH
Winchester rifle, siX-shooter aud
. Mexican knife.
Several thousand others of the same
class can be collected within three
days notice. This looks like prep
aration tor hoatiities, which are en-
tireiy unprovoked. Our government
must and viii take some measures to
protect our citizens in that quarter,
Already the disturbance has destroyed
more lives than the Virginius affair,
and it ought to cos;sMexico as mnch
in proportion IS that did the Spanish
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

TINE has softened in many places
throughout the South the bitter
hatred that once existed toward the
North. The memorial services on
the 10Th breathed spirit of loyalty
70 the government. Graves of con-
:cderate and union soldiers were
decorated alike with floral offerings,
and there is prospect that, by a
large portion of the Southern peo-
pie, the bitter animosities Of the
late conflict will soon be forg often.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

KING ALpHoNso finds comfort in
the size and extent of the Escurial
Palace, because it is so large that
his sister Isabel, who has been sent
10 watch his movements, cannot well
find him, since to avoid her he
moves about from one apartment to
another, meeting her only at dinner,
to apologize for having been called
from one distant portion OF it to
another for the transaction of i'm
portant business.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

REPORTS from Washington rela-
tive to successor 70 Attorney
General Williams are contradictory.
By some il is stated that the Hon.
Edwards Pierrepont win receive
the appointment, while others claim
that General Butler will have the
portfolio.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

SINCE the Brooklyn trial has
commenced we have not had q
single lecture from Mrs. Stanton,
Mrs. Livermore, Miss Anthony, Miss
Dickinson or any Of the rest of that
class, and are led to presume that
their time is being all taken up with
the testimony
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
1AaaIp AND rrATHcaso.

An old poet once said that "Heil
had no fury like woman scorned."
An Iowa girl can testify to the truth
OF this about as effectnally as any one
We can imagine, and little drama, in
which she was by no means a glorious
actor, shows that the scorn is often o
righteous indignation that terminates
on the side of justice. Death few
years ago had called away the wife Of
a respectable citizen Of Wilton, Iowa,
and the mother OF single child. The
bereaved husband married again, hut
the unfortunate one was soon laid bel
side his former wife Again lac we'd
ded, and the Child, a daughter, fell under
the guardianship OF another woman
She was now past the years of child
hood, being in the midst Of her teens.
Her father was IN busines that caused
him to be absent from home. During
his absence the girl would have her
way, and received at the house young
men Of the worst character, despite
the protestations of her step-mother.
For the last two years she made no
precautions to virtue and honor. A
short time ago she desired company
that her mother did not approve OF,
aud in order to have a clear scope in
her riotousncss, she drove her from
home. This aroused the indignation
of tie women of the village, and they
arose up en- musse, went to the house
where the girl was Nesting her lewd-
ness. The doors were barred, the
windows blinded, and they could dis
tinguish plainly the sounds OF frolic
within. They seized iron bars, picks,
axes, and every thing that came with
in their reach, and began to demolish
the house. They first smashed the
windows, through which five of the
Amazons rushed in, and three young
men from the inside rushed out, who
were recognized and called by name
10y the women on the outside. The
assailants then found the building oc-
cupied by one young mar, nearly void
of clothing, and the girl in the same
delicate position. The young man
escaped 10y knocking two of the wo-
men down, but the girl was not SO
fortunate, tor they rushed in upon
her like band of arch-furies Their
victim stood angelic like in her "long
white robe" with her hair hanging in
Iong tresses over her shoulders. They
had taken with then bucket of tar,
which they poured on the top of her
head till it filed her long tresses and
then ran down upon the body of the
little white robed maiden, completely
covering her. \ pillow was opened,
and they sprinkled the lovely creature
with downy feathers till She became
scarcely recognizable. In the MORN
ing she departed on an eastern bound
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
Ne,c Advertisements.
DR.. JanneS.
LOCK
HOSPITAL,

Franklin /
Was ing;on -ts
CHI AGO. ILL
Oh rtrrvd by the
State for the pnr
pose Of viving the
hest poss BILE treat
i nent in all cases
. I PHiyArk and
! HBCSIC Diseases
~ all their varied
nj complicated
ferns. Ii IS we'll
X own v most
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

MONEY FOUND.-There was pick
ed up from the floor of the TRIBUNE
Office. on the morning OF Dec 10Th,
sum Of money, evidently dropped
there by some one the day previous
The owner can recover the same by
calling, giving proper description,
and rewarthng the devil for his
honesty. w. H. BENNETT.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29

A LARGE coal-iicld has been dis
covered fifteen miles southwest from
Ninersvillc, Beaver county, Utah,
and within n few miles Of the pros
pertiyc route of the Utah Southern
Railroad. The discovery was made
ty three young men residing at
Mmrrsviile. 1t crops ont two or
teot above the ground tor about a
hundred yards. The quality has
Already been tested and it buus
wei, and gives promise of being
good coa!. 1t Is regarded as being
enc Of the most valuable discoveries
il all the mining districts OF that
cUuutry,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
EUROPE o., THE SCANDAL.

The Archices ot Modern Jarts-
prutlcnce, the leading law journal OF
Germany, gives an exhaustive I've.
view of the Beecher-Tilton trial, IN
which the writer states, after exam
lining carefully the evidence OF the
plaintiff s witnesses, and also the
opening speech OF YiIton's counsel,
"that in the leading minds OF Austria,
Germany, and France, the plaintiff,
Triton. has no case whatever aad
to u, it is a matter Of surprise that
under the laws of America he should
not have been non-suited after his
evidence was in! - 1t is the prevail
ing opinion in Europe that charac-
ten should weigh more than any
thing else, and from the facts which
they can gather from American
papers they hold that Titon already
stands convicted from his own
statement.
Again he says:
"Bnt this is not all. The plain
tiff is tainted with the worst social
doctrines. He wrote and gloried in
a biography of an American free
love site-wolf. He published poetry,
weak-minded and shallow, but in
tended to be sensual and amorous.
lie seems to have plunged headlong
into the worst heresies of the age -
even the Paris Commune found an
ardent admirer in him, and gift of
CAB, as they call il in AmelscS,
caused his constant obtruding his
ridiculous notions upon the public"
Far from regarding him man of
great talent, he expresses his sur
prise that he has been permitted to
occupy any conspicuous place in
American journalism. AS regards
the confession OF Mrs. Tilton during
a time of great physical prostratiou
he says, "ln no German or French
court. | venture the assertion, would
this confession have been treated
with the slightest consideration"
The opinion given of Beecher is
that he has been indiscreet, but is a
conilaing warm-hearted man whose
use of eXtravagant language has
caused him to be ensnared rs he is.
He further says regarding the
testimony;
There remains, then, the plain
tiff 5 witnesses. One is the mys-
FERROUS Muuiton. He is described
as II sharp business man--practical,
energetic, and endowed with hard,
common sense. What drew him
into this maelstrom OF bad passion!
Friendship for the plaintiff, he says.
How can this cool, calculating
money-making man have conceived
any liking ior the vain, pulled up,
shallow minded utopistt Fire and
water do MOI mingle. There must
have been some hidden motive for
Moulton's anxiety to participate in
the quarrel between the plaintiff
and defendant.
And concludes by saying:
repeat, that on his own showing,
the plaintiff has no case, and that
the proceedings should have gone
on alter so bcGsarly and bungiug
array of testimony for the plaintiff,
s.dds only to our long entertained
conviction that the American md
Lugli,A laws ON evidence, are de-
fective, and they lend undue aid to
designing htlsau;s.
r--rFA'-y EN-N 49, --*r,y
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1875-04-29
MINERAL POINT, WIS, THURSDAY, APRIL 40 1875.

THE Suite JorndI says that DR..
Wright, the State Geologist, has
visited the lagerbeeriferous deposits
with which he is very familiar.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
DIR ECTO RY
st. Mary's County,
CIRCUIT couRT.


The sessions Of this Court besin on the third
Hondays Of March and September, and on the
first Mondays Of June and December. The
March and September Terms being for the tri.
sl Cf eanses wherein Juries may be required
those Of June and December are the non-jury OF
intermediate Terms.
Chief Jadge-H0n George Brent.
Assoeiots Jsdges-Hons Robert Ford and
Daniel u Magrnder.
Clerk j Frank Ford.
Dtpu,y Cerks-Robt A Young and jos
Neal.
States Anorney-J Parran Crane.
Commissioners in Eqsly-James 7 Blakis.
tone and James s Downs.
missionersat Lar-J Frank Bohanan Tvs
esnt.)
AUdifcy-Robert C Combs.
SheriE-Benjamin FoxweIl.
Deputy &er.f-GeorE. A Simms.
Jaiior-A J Scott.
Criev-James waihen.
Bait,fs-Zach Latham and Jos Latham.
EsssengeT-J J Graves.
Bsi!iT to Gra.d Jsry-Thomas p Guy.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
NEW GOODS,

"HE subscriber has just returned
Il from Baltimore with . new aud
complete assortment Of
DRY GOODS,
READY-MADE CLOTHING.
BOOTS,
SHOES.
HATS.
CENTS
FURNISHING GOODS,
ETC.. etc. and GROCERIES Of all kinds
at the old stand, formerly occuried b,
Mrs. Hammet.. Particular attention is
called to my stock Of
Ready Made Clothing
which | can sell lower than any 9TH
er merchant in the county, the quality
and make oe the goods being considered.
A large and carefully selected assortment
of
CASSIMERES,
lso, on hand. Persons wishing clothing
MADE TO ORDER
can be accommodated and l can supply
them with all necessary trimmings. Ihave
determined to sell all classes of goods as
Low AS THEY CAN BE BOUGHT
OF any merchant in the county.
EJ-A larger stock of BOOTS and
SHOES and READY MADE CLOTH
ING than was ever kept before now on
hand which will be disposed of lower and
cheaper than they can be purchased else
where. Particular attention it called to
these two articles
GIVE NE A CALL,
| will show you the Goods, give you the
price. and let you judge for yourself how
cheap / sell.
j. SIMMS FENWICK,
Leonardtown, Nd.
May %. 1S74-ts.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15


snce, founfei on proof tfas no harm can arise
from is use in any qnartisy-
That which projects nom or prevents this dis
order must be Of immsnse service IN the com
aanities where it prevails. Prereafiea 2 better
than cure, for the patient escapes the risk wh.eh
be must rus IN violent attacks Of This balefnl Dis
temper. This "CUREs cxpeis the mixsmatic
poison OF FEVER AVID AccE from the system,
and prevents the Development OF The disease.
taken on the first approach ol its premonitory
symptoms. IL Is not only the best remedy ever
vet discovered for this class Of ccBplainss, but
also the cheapest The large quantity we sup
ply for n dollar brings k within the reach OF
everybody; aud in bilious districts, where
FEyEa Axp AGuE prevails, everybody should
have IL, and use IL freely, both for cure and pro
lection Il i. hoped this price win place z within
A great superiority Of this remedy over any
other ever discovered for the speedy and certain
OF internnitents Is, that i contains NO Our
quinism or other injurious effects whatever upon
she constitution. Those cured by It are ieft -
healthy rs u they bad never had the disease.
Fever and Ague Is not alone the consequence
Of the miasmaiic poison. A great variety Of dis
orders arise from its irritation, among which
are Neuralgia. Rhsnu' a,is1n, Go.t, Hsad:ehs.
ma Palpitstion, Painful Affection Of the spleen,
Hysterics, Pain In the Bowels, Cole, Paralysis,
and deranEsment o. Of the ne stomach, all Of which,
sermittent type, or become periodical This
"CCRED expeis the poison from the blood, and
consequently cures them all alike. II is an in
valuable protection to immigrants and persons
travelling or temporarily residing in the riala-
rious districts IT taken occasionally or daily
while exposed 10 the infection. that viii be ex-
creted from the system, and cannot accumulate
in sufficient. quantity 20 ripen into disease
Hence il Is even more valuable for protection
than cure: and few will ever suffer from Inter
inittents If they avail! themselves Of the pgotec-
ton this remedy affords.
For Lirer COMPLAINTS. arising from torpid.
ity Of the Liver, it Is an excellent remedy, slim
u!ating the Liver into healthy activity, and pro-
dnring many truly remarkable cures. where
other medicines fail.
PREPARED NJ
Dr.. J. C. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and analytical Chesnists.
AND SOLD ALL ROUND THE WORLD.
PIECE. 500 PER BOTTLE.
Jan %. 1s75-1y.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
River Route !!
THE STEAMER
PILOT BOY!

UD Having been put in
AA complete order. will
1E1;rs7:@=Isss resume her trips Ia
the different landings
on the River, on
SATURDAY. March 6, 1875. and cve-
cry Tuesday and Saturday thereafter.
Leaving Washington from Fiishugh's
wharf. foot Of 9th street. at 7 o'clock, q.
IN. Returning will arrive in Washing.
ton on Wednesday and Sunday evenings.
Leave Washington on Saturday, . m..
for Leouardtown. leave Leonardtovu on
Sunday. m., at $50. for Washington.
w II BYLES,
Captain.
March IL, 1S75-tf.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
NOTICE.

A Ii persons indebted to me for Tax.
IA es for the years 1872 aud 1878
are hereby notified that unless the same
are settled within 80 days from the date
of this notice, | will proceed sccordira 4
to law to collect them. My old bushes,
SIS Collector mus; be closed. aud positive.
ly no iougcr time will be given.
GEO. A. SIMMS,
Late Collector.
Nay IA. 1S.4-tf.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
oRpnAxs' cornF.

This Court meets on the End Tu ssday ofev,
~ month.
CAi0 Judge-IIon A J Spalding.
Assoeiate Judges-Hons l. II Canter and Z
Tippett.
Register Of Wills james 7 n Raiey.
Deputy Register Of WiHs-wm b Goddard
Crier-Benj II Swami.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15

New and large stock ofWin-
ter Goods at exceedingly low
prices at the Big Brown Store,
Leonardtown.
Dee 94-tf.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
COUNTY coxMfssIogRRs.

This Court meets on the End Tuesday of eve
~ month
John B Abel, president, John Parsons,
Philip II Dorsey, A G Tennisson and A r Fen
wick.
Cierk-C Durant
Assssnger-Pcter X Graves.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15

No one remedy II louder
exllcsi for by the necessities u
the American people than 3
sure and safe cure for Fever
ana Agre. Such We are Row
enabled % offer, with . perfect
certainty that 10 viii eradicate
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15

70 per I.UUO. al The NeT, Choice
&ra~Cerries and Peaches. A priced Cut
atogue Of these and all Fruits, Ornamen-
tai Trees. Erergreens. Shrubs, Bulbs, Ro-
ses. Plants. dc, and FRESH FLOW.
Err AND GARDEN SEEDS, the
choicest c01lecfion an the country. With all
novelties. ,riNbe sent gratis to amy plain
address. rs sorts Of either Fooer, Cur
den. Tree, Fruit, Lre,green, or Herb
Seeds. for 81 90. sent BY mail. prepaid
WHOLESALE CATALOGUE TO
THE TRADE. AGENTS Wanted.
B. H. WATSON, Old Colony Nur-
series and SEED Harehouse, Plymouth,
Mass. EstaNishsd 1912.
FEB 25, 1S75-2n,.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
I Professional Cards.

7NHE undersigned, Attorneys at Law an
i Solicitors in Chancery, have, this 3rd .day
practice of their profession, under the nam.
aud style Of Combs Downs. They will prac
,ce in the county of ST. Mary's and the adioin.
ing counties, and in the Court Of ppeals.
Especial attention will be paid to the collec
ton of claims against individual, the State. or
the Government.
References given, when required. Address
Combs h Towns, Leonardtown. =. O.. 81 Ne.
ey'scounty, Nd.
ROBERT CCoMBS,
JAS DOWNS.
July ls66-ly
Saint Mary's beacon., 1875-04-15
z. Q. BLAKISTONE'S
PATENT TOBACCO KILLER.
The Simplest aud Greatest La
bor.> aving Implement in
existence.

1T will do the work of 90 men or more
Il in striking check hills. and do the
work better. ns the plants live and grow
of better. and less crab grass grows after
it; and, with good stand aud favorable
Seasons. hoe is not needed in the fcld.
One msn can cultivate as much as six
under any other mode. giving q clear
gain OF FIVE days TO devote to other culti-
waited crops.
will manufacture this Spring (1S75)
on any written order. a Hitler ut SIS 90.
The past season ] hired out every ma
chine | had on hand. at 81 per working
hour, to my neighbors. Send your ad--
dre.s, and will send you the testimonials
Of those who have used il.
Il. ID. GLADSTONE,
Milcs,own 7. o.,
st. Mary's County, Md.
Dec "a. 1S74-ti*