Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-11-04
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G"lsast'n is now in favor OF the tied
back style. 'Gaiviston, in fact, wants tho
tide: back Permanently: H.. ,, h
Tli Wisconsin ludiaus prophesy 1.ill
"int.r, because 'he bears At. pQt seeking
heir winter >l, eplugz places.
Ii &c, Ion large apes are now regularly
'mpio, I'd to pull. ,cocoaHu,s. Theya ssre
said to selec. sui.sblesfruit with 'grsatdks-
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Young man, you can't ou:live disgraee;
it Will follow you to the end of lite, apd.
Ike ghpsi, Will appear ~ you when As0
where you leas, expect n.-josh BiliinSs,
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Some idea o, 'he'e ,njug.l happinessof
the King Of Aohshd may be obtsinsl
from the TACT that his Queen can talk ~.
er, Language in Europe, '~-'* ss.t -
"Thc fashion Of putting welts on the
sides Of pants has revived" saysafa.h'on
exchange, and little Charley says he hopes
the fashion of putting welts ON the scais
Of boys pants will soon 6" out-ilsirYtt
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This is the rocghest conjugal expert.
ence on record: In Brooklyn Divorce
suit, the husband, who was superintendent
of horse car line, alleges that his wife
is employed rs "spotter." and that
thronek her influence he was tarned out
of his berth. :,
Stumbling into his room he SIT down
on the edge Of the bed and soliloquized
thus: Feet VET; tight boots, sore on ous
hand an felon on t'other, and no boot
jack in z house. Sings got to be dirrtut,
Ether mus get married, else get boot.
jack; which shall do:" -..
A woman in Minneapolis recently A.
tonished a crowd who were trying to
start balky horse by thrlstin9 \ handful
OF dust and sand into the animals mouth,
exclaiming: "There he'll 60 now" TO
the surprise Of every one the horse start.
ed Immediately without showing do
least stub ornncss or excitement.
Winter is approaching. and the wea1y
householder, the last thing he d',es before
lie goes to bed, stands in the kitchen dcoe,
and. oking out into the gloomy night,
wonders whether he had better put hli
trust in Providence and 90 to bed, @ st
up all night out on the back fence Aa4
watch his wool.pile. ..
A Naval Board # Inquiry, in sessson 1t
! Washington, is said to have discovered
gross frauds In the contracts for farnish.
ing shoes to the Marine Corps. The soles
of the shoes arc filled with mince.me.s
Of broken felt and chip. covered wieh
leather about the thickness OF blotainE.
paper. Tue shoes last only fourteen
days. The joke on the enlisted men -
that in case the shoes do not last we'll one
dollar is deducted from their seanty
pay.
That fat baby in Milford, Conn.,, has
had his photograph taken. The picture
shows him naked, and seated-too fat to
tumble over. His legs and arms are huge
ca1lops Of flesh, and his abdomen is .
sight to sec His big checks and firmly
! lifted head complete face which wears
an expression like mans. He was six
months old when the picture was taken,
and his weight then was thirty-six pounds
II weiy yht determined not even "in his
stockings.'-Har,fOrd Times.
An Oregon exchange lately came out
with the assertion that all the ladies in
town were wearing "Govrrnment socks"
The agonizrd editor tore all the hair out
Of his head, shot seventeen holes in the
icompnsi,or and chased the pr00frcader
into the mountains with shotgun. He
then Slipped back in the night and barri'
caded himself in his Office where he
spent three days in talking through the
key hole to the enraged females, trying to
convince them that he wrote 'Garibaldi
sacks"
1t is difficult to say what good results
may not come from the successful expert
ment made in shipping peaches from this
country. If we ship peaches, why not
other perishablc fruits! This fact estab-
lished, our frui,-growers find a vast market
opening up to them. To supply London
alone must require the products Of thou.
sands of acres and furnish employment 70
thousands of people.-Baffalo Express.
There are more bay windows in San
Francisco than in any other city IN tho
world. Bay windows constitute its arch.
itectural speciality. No family can be
without one OF them. Every little cot
tage has them. TIE Palace Hotel has
over 600 .ront rooms with bay Windows.
Everg front rooom on two sides and fox
eleven stories in height has bay win.
dow, and hy one correspondent it 10 de-
scribcd as presenting The appearance OF
an enormous collection Of doye-cots aS-
ranged in ranks and tiers one above an
other.
A gentleman living by the bay says
that negro man with his wife and fouf
| children were forced to take to = tree to
save themselves during the late Storm
The tree swayed to and fro with the vic.
lence of the wind and threatened to sah
with its heavy burden. The old couple
concluded that some one must be sacrt'
ticed tO save the rest After cOusulta-
ton the old woman said She VIII 1aut pre-
pared to die and urged the old man 70
drop himself INTO eternity. But he, too,
wasn't ready, and the matter was compEo-
mizesl by launching the two youngest
children into the surging waters. A fey: