The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-09-17
NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EvE-ANGELICAL CORNER.

become decorative artists" Ladies' paint
in this country. too. a,+t!
The hair from a lady S braid should never
be worn on the lapel of gentleman's coat,
unless the parties are engaged.
Speaking Of a dumb woman in that State,
a Missouri paper says "Her voice is as
silent as the sullen roar of Niagara p
Stewart says it is the hardest thing in the
world for lady to purchase goods and not
try to beat the clerk down Or ask for credit.
Nom for young mothers.--It is not gem
orally known that the reason that an infant
sucks his thumb is because it is always at
hand. aa sss3 ....5 ri l5jisg
Mrs. Elizabeth Schubert hanged herself
to the family bed-post with her husbands
suspenders called "galluses. "-Norrtstop
Herald.
"Did my mustache trouble you ?'' said
Blobbs to his sweetheart. s..No, only
felt little down in the MOUTH was the
| answer.
The lawyers are trying to make scandal
over Mrs. Lincoln's case, and you bet they
will do it if she or any one else will pay
them $25 piece.
"Too much jaw" is good grounds for
divorce in Pennsylvania, especially where
the woman uses her jaws to bite off half of
her husbands ear
Brown, the mind-reader, fails seven
times out of ten to read woman's mind.
The reason is that only three women out of
ten know their own minds.
Kate Stanton refuses to wear a pull back:
but she always was stuck-up creature and
when she gets to heaven she won't be more
than half satisfied.-RocAester Chronicle.
An over warm compliment Dear, kind
Lady Franklin has at last gone to join
her husband in regions that are not arc
tic. "-Kate Field in tile Louisotlle Courier
Journal.
Mexico has law which won't permit
man with wooden leg to marry unless he
informes the girl of the fact. And the
girl always responds "You are just as
dear to me as if you had fifteen wooden
legs"
George" said a pretty young wife to
her husband, as they were passing jewelry
store, "see that handsome gold watch
marked $3.50. Is it a lever ?" eyes, DEAR
said the wicked wretch, "and I guess we'll
leave her alone.''
A young lady in Minnesota boasts of
having ten grown-up brothers to watch
over her; but a Norristown girl prefers to
have only one brother to watch over her
provided he is the brother of some other
girl.-Norristoao Herald.
The Princess Orloff is dead, and now
American women can see what good it does
'ot aIwoman to geteighty seven silk dresses
Stockings must e die tfs sans as Che wSa
who slips along to church barefooted
A Jamaica, Long Island, man who has
managed to get rid of two nervous wives,
advertises ;aor another helpmeet, and an
nounces the quality of female he requires
w dHtcu, ~ WUIudn Will SeuS6 GuOuHn
to stand still and not howl when a grass
hopper is crawling up her leg"
The Courier-Journal came out against
the pull-back, which explains what follows:
"De gustibus non est disputandum'' was
written on card and pretty girl sent it.
All we have to say is, '"Wearabus what
Won r,1oo hive droecod 10 y,ipha oIya
a tandum if you want to, we don't care.
The climax in the way of wedding no.
tices appears in the Milford Conn Ray:
" The large blue eyes of the bride seemed
brighter than ever and with her light hair
formed suitable contrast to her husbands
extremely black hair and eyes. The mat
rimonial alliance has not been entered into
unadvisedly; it has been in contemplation
for about two years, and meets with the
most cordial approval of all the relatives
and friends of the newly-married couple.
The BRIDES mother regards her new son-iu-
law as if he were her own son. He will
continue, as heretofore, to be employed in
the vegetable-iyory button factory"
It is said the most fashionable shade for
walking dresses and demi-toilets during the
coming winter is to be very dark green.
Silver gray will also be much worn. Felt
is to retain its popularity as material for
hats, and for trimming these ostrich plumes
small bright birds and wings will be used.
The tied-back skirt is to be banished.s So
says the modistes, but like every other pop
ular fashion it will probably linger after
sentence of banishment has been passed
against it. It is even rumored that small
hoops will be worn, but we trust that it is
false report. AS recompense for this
calamity, should it arrive, fashion is about
again to decree short skirts--those bless
ings inestimabie to womankind. wearied
with holding up long robes, heavy with
velvet and jet. This latter, by the way,
has vanished entirely as a trimming. In
silks, plain colors, green, brown and blue,
very dark, have the preference, although
plaids and stripes are also imported.
THE CoNsuENcE-STRrcKEN DODGE IL
CALIFORNIAN California Sheriff, who
got tired of having conscience-stricken Ma
than murderers give themselves up and de-
sire free transportation to New Yorkrthere
to expiate their crime ON the gallows, adj
dressed the last candidate as follows: $50
your conscience amt easy, ell ?" 'sAh."
replied the murderer, "Ihave got the curse
of Cain upon my brow; wander, wander,
but find no rest. :" s'And ycuare the man.
81 am g And you want to be hanged ?"
Il feel that / shan't rest easy till I'm
hanged 2. Well, my friend, replied the
Sheriff, thoughtfuliy, I" the county treasury
amt well fixed at present, and Itlon't want
to takeany risks in case you're not the
man and are just fishing for free ride to
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