Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-03-11

pendent candidate for City Marshal.
The Florida boys have got home.
Well get note from 'em next week.
oh, the bells, bells, bells, bells,
bells, bells. bells,
O., the Tilton nabulation of the bellies,
Susan B.
The Boys had 'er out last Satur-
day,-we mean the steamer. She is
ready for business.
Robinson & Shultz and T. j.
Wood have received invoices of beau
tiful English note paper.
-Messrs. Neeves & Son will cut
over 5000, 900 feet of lumber on Mill
Greek the present winter.
-Eb was heard singing the next
day, Here [ raise my Ebenezer. "
He was standing on the school house
fence.
The rumor that Eb Haviland is
getting up another petition for a call
for another school meeting proves to
be erroneous
Flora Temple is 80 years old, and
her kindhearted owner is doing all
that he can to smooth her pathway to
the glue factory.
The salary of Co. Supt of
Schools is increased to $500. per year.
The advance was made at the last
meeting Of the Board.
Judge Cate has taken to writing
letters. Other great men have COM
mitted the same indiscretion which
always eliminates in death.
A solitary dog was rescued while
floating down the East River on a cake
Of ice yesterday. A little more, and
his bark would have been on the sea-
Net0 York Commercial Advertiser.
What a contrast these spring days
present. We shrug our shoulders
when we think Of February with her
golden promises, and her-frozen pota-
toes.
An amateur musician says that
that call for second school meeting
was a fudge in three fats, to the mel
ody "Haviland." The key note being
Eb. or E fiat.
1t will be hut few days now be
fore the guide wife will be going about
in the evening with the hymnbook lay
ing out the horn bugs that gather
about the festive evening lamp.
Say now; if we are going to
gather our summer ice from those reser-
voirs lets be abort it. Another two
months will find it altogether ''too
thin not over eight inches thick.
When Centralia man goeth
away, and says; ''now remember me
dearest" she forthwith takes her hand
kerchief and ties knot in it. 90,
Love, no habitant of earth thou art. ;"
IF onr City Fathers are ever 60
ing to do anything for US, We want
them to be about it. If We with the
First National Bank) don't get that
ten thousand dollars, why, they must
fix it with Uncle Lawrence we can't
starve, you know.
The Green Bay Advocate says:
We acknowledge pleasant call from
Mr.. Algernon Sartoris, whose late cap
ture of Nellie Grant from the citadel
Of the White House has made him IA
nous. He is making brief visit to
Green Bay in the course Of looking
after some lands in this region belong
| inc to the Sartoris estate.
There, just as we expected. Jim
| La Breche who waxeth and wanith,
and bristleth and careth for the soIes
of all his neighbors, pegged out the
other day and went to Canadian and
now he returneth at last with pair
Of CATERS. Jim thou art man of ex-
cellent understanding. Mays't thou
rejoice and be exceeding glad. Take
him aaoI in aa0l, Jim is glorious good
citizen, may he have lots of little heir
Breches, Jim said .'tcelt thou 2
and she welted, and she said, ''aoel
thou last" and Jim said II am ever
testing" and the twain were made one
flesh, and let's all throw old shoes after
him just for luck.-,Shoe fy.