The Arizona sentinel., 1875-08-14
MISCELLANY.

any paper. He was hanged last Friday. Solemn warning.
 This is Child's latest gem in the way of obituary poetry:
 |" He was one of children seven, A bOiler-maker gone to heaven, | (WaitiGg for his aunt's second cousin. y,
 The Danbury Neo0s says that the man whose hair turned white in a single night is put. in the shade by Danbury married man whose hair disappeared in sin. gle night
 A book agent took refuge under a hay-stack during a thunder storm and the lightning struck him on the cheek, glanced off and killed a mule two hundred yards away.
 Some say there's nothing made in vain, While others the reverse maintain,
 And prove it very handy, By citing animals like these
 Mosquitoes, bedbugs, crickets, heas, And, worse than all, dandy.
 "Now, then, children," said a parish school mistress showing her children off on examination day |: "Who loves all men?" You, missus," was the unexpected an- sWer.
 A Massachusetts boy recently found a pOcketbOok containing a large sum of money, and spent twenty cents of his own funds, and two hours in finding the owner, who rewarded him with a dime.
 Latest from the Philadelphia Letiger.
 A cherry, IncOmpletely ripe,
 His little business did for him,
 And now, serenely free from gripe,
 He Is a bOb-tailed cherubim,
 Gone to meet the gardener. "Gen. Spinner is charged" they say, with having too great an affection for pretty women. ."- There never was a more absurd charge. The man who doesn't cherish a great affection for pret- ty women ought to have died when he was baby and the pro- babiIity is that he did.
 Fishing in the Tennessee river is pretty good just now. The other day a fisherman hauled up his wife who had been missing for two weeks, and he saved the S200 reward he had offered for her dis cOvery.
 The readers attention is earnest ly called to the following elegiac antique:
 Amanda Jane has gone to rest
 She's laid her head on Abraham's breast;
 To tell the truth, and not to sham,
 It's awful rough on Abraham
 "Sir," said a little clustering man to religious opponent, to what sect do you suppose I be- lOng?" Well, [ don't exactly know" replied his opponent, "but to judge from your size appear ance and the constant buzzing, I should think you belonged to the class generally called insects"
 Four doctors of Richmond, Va, named respectively, Hunter, Ma guire, WelfOrd and Magill, were called to treat one lady, and of course she died. Since then the physicians have been quarreling over the question which one kill red her, and the result has been a challenge for a duel between Ma guire and WelfOrd.
 William Flynn, 6S, who died at Digdequash, N. B., lately, about twenty minutes before his death, arose from his bed, unlocked trunk and took out a suit of grave clothes, he had kept in readiness for several years, then washed and dressed himself for burial. HIS IdSU WOI us WSIC w eICOIuG, Death, I have long waited for thee"
 At the front door. one o'clock in the morning: "Yes, you may come again next Sunday evening, Horace, dear, but-'' and she hesitated. What is it. darling? Have I given you pain?" he ask ed, as she still remained silent. .sYou didn't mean to Pm sure," she responded, "but next time please don't wear one of those collars with the points tuning outward; they scratch so."
 Mrs. Elizabeth EugeIker, of Jackson county, Iowa, could hard: Iv get along if the old man should fall into the hands of the crusad ore and cu-aor off She recovered