The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-12-09
NEWS AND VARIETY.

First cussin' ii 3.y
Samuel Wood proposes to establish
college Of music in New York.
M. Sebille, French architect, inject
bricks with tar and finds them imper
meable to humidity.
Whoever it was that called sausag,
"a ground hog" has made the best pun
of the current month. ''''''
Sylvester Shaw, Of Brown county, 0,
celebrated his seventy-ffth birthday las
week with his twenty-one children. d.
A son Of Joseph Arch, the arch-agita
tor of agricultural problems, has sol
who has recently been convicted of rob
berry. The boy got six months.
A negro justice Of the peace in Jeffer
son county, Florida, has, with more thar
Roman frmness, sent the wife Of his bo
som to prison for stealing chemise.
"she Stoops to Conquer" was writer
before the pin-back skirts. .ii.' 'i
Now the female with thin shoes maketf
music on the sweet Catarrh. "Ijt 81. ~
DR.. Buddington says Plymouth Church
should be refused fellowship. "" '''
q In the Garden Of Eden, Eve seems tt
have served as commissary, but the ser
pent was subtler.g Q9 '#YA Aol 9H
Handler than pocket in a shirt-A
pocket in the sleeve of your overcoat, fol
your girl to puther hand in. Z ut9.sra
chipping toesp is the fragrant fowel
of speech applied to dancing by the frs
society Of Osborne City, Kansas.
Boy, when you slide on the long ban
mister of the front hall stairs, and 60 SC
fast that it burns you clean through the
trowsers, that's friction.
Stanley, in tracing up the sources O.
the Nile, has come upon an African
household of 300 women, and he thinks
the sources of the Nile are not very fal
off, -.mlnr...5.. .u..'.u
The Tennessee Historical Society, al
Nashville, Tenn, has received the com
mission of Davy Crockett as justice o.
the peace of Lawrence county in thai
State. 1t bears the date of November
"a, 1917, and is signed by Gov. James
McMinn, and VIM, Alexander, Secretary
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The students at Harvard will certify tt
their attendance at church hereafter by
filling blank certificates and filling them
with the register, and the old custom oi
employing marking monitors at the col.
lege chapel and at Cambridge Churches
will be discontinued. ''a' ''. Oh. ....
A Chinaman at Truckee, being detect
ed the other day in an attempt to steal a
piece of rubber hose, was kicked around
the entire block by the irate owner, and,
after he had thoroughly exhausted him
self and worn out the seat of the Celes-
tials pantaloons, John calmly PROFOUND
ed the following question: "Wha for
You no likee lendum % ..', gu...
Barnum as Mavor of Brideeport Con.
necticut has brought the case of the
Bridgenort Gas Comnanv, charged with
defrauding the city by means Of burners
that pass less gas than is paid for. before
the Common Council. Barnum ALWAYS
was in favor of a good quantity of gas.
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Charles Mathews told his friends some
amusing stories before starting for India
the presence ofhis Haiestv Kame-hame-
ha, the fifth king Of the Cannibal Is.
lands. before an audience of Kanakas-
black gentlemen. who a few wears age
would have supped off me with great
pleasure"
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A Pawnee aboriginal presented his pig
and stalwart form one December. day. at
the mouse OF well-to:do iamlly IN LIN an
com. COM me s nosCess p1'leu sne % satage ne re
Won not cold t6is wintrv dayPU He in
turn injured if her face was cold. She
replied in the negative, whereupon he
said: "Inpin is face all over"
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A saginaw lady sang ont 10 her nus
pand, as ne mace ms ext t1rougn tne
doorway; 20 10 parT y anu geS SVHe 9.II
NC NO. o. S oIack l 1nfea1' J Smee cGrH, a. IN M
of the family, as he started after the wood
inspector to cord it up, "why didn't she
order car load lot and be done with
him. Must be she is going to have the
sewing society this week." ....
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what makes me love my pTetty cell,
cate nttie Dlue-eyeu poy, salu tne iohu
library, sis, that sometimes the tears run
down the wrinkles in my cheeks as l
feel fine points touching me to the core,
and wonder if God will let him stay with
me very, very" here the fond father
sat down on a pin and said, "Mariar, will
you force me to go to a restaurant to get
my dinner2' .-taHs1 7sU-HpY bm
" A Virginia widow furnished her Sec
ond bridegroom with this card for the
satisfaction of the authorities "This is
to certify, that I hereby give Tom -
leaf to get license to marry me, I being
full grone, and of age, 45 years old, my
Dornnta and oil of INV relafiona hoino