The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-10-21
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Oct q, 1875.

Dog Tax is elected.
Goal" weather this.
Stove dealers are busy.
The cpizootic is around.
The Pope's toe is sound.
Itlooks "Hasey" around.
We have been contracted"
Takers are not good doors.
Now go to church and quit politics.
The Rotary Stove is the popular
one.
The Crusade has been voted for in
Ohio.
Suspensions will be plenty this win
ter.
BondhOlders are not taxed, but dogs
are.
The political elements will now
subside.
There was an election in Ohio last
week.
Comfortable quarters-twenty-five
cent pieces.
Money and newsitems scarce. They
both need imitation.
1t is an error that food for the sick
shouldn't be seasoned.
In bowling to a lady, three inches is
the altitude to lift your hat.
The result in this county is some
what PAYNE-ful.
No one has paid their subscription
in gold or silver yet.
. One of the first symptoms of the
epizootic-Horse-ness.
Clean up your griddle', buckwheat
cakes will soon be in order.
The frisky squirrels are ripe and ye
nimrods are "taking them in"
We have a Town Clock now, and
every body is pleased.
Mr.. Dog Tax was beat in this coun-
ty by No Opposition, 445.
We are ready for that silver chink
to drop into our pants pocket.
The Germans can get along with
out their Sch(i)rtz's now.
Read the seventh chapter of st.
Matthew, especially the 18th verse.
Squirrel hunting is insfull blast-a
great many hunters, but few squir-
rels.
For a weekly season of real enjoy
ment, during the winter, take the
DEMOCRAT.
Every doggoned one of our ROSTERS
are sick, with disease resembling the
~epizootic.
Here is your home: you cannotim-
prove it by taking your money away
to spend or invest.
The time for hand-shaking and
smiling, and enquiring after your
health is now over, and candidates
cannot but feel relieved.
1t does bother US to be twitted
!, about our business, by a man who
learned toIun a newspaper in a Coop
er Shopl But SIGH is life.
Church festivals are beginning, and
those sanctioned lotteries, the "grab
bag" and "post-ofice" will deplete
pockets of nickels and quarters.
We have tried DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup in our family, and can assert
that it is the best remedy for a cough
or cold ever introduced. Price, %
cents.
Forests are changing their color;
leaves are falling, and but a short
time will elapse before the last vest
age of autumn gives place to crisp
winter.
1t takes "nerve" for a nan who
hasn't money enough to pay his hon
est debts, to march up to the polls and
vote that there is too much! But we
have 'emi
Because the people of this county
voted greenbacks WORTHLESS rags"
we wish it distinctly understood that
we are still receiving them on sub
scription.
"NIush and milk festivals" and Sap
ple-butter parties" are social events
frequently chronicled of late in Penn
sylvania papers. Well take mush
and milk now.
In reply to the question how we
feel, we would slate that we might
feel worse if the Radical majority had
not been reduced ia in this county,
and we elected our Senator.
Weknow lots of men in Preble coun,
ty, who voted our money cabbage
leaves" ''corn stalks" "rag babies
who will be devilish glad to get some
of them before winter is ove
A good many new hats and boots
will be worn on the result of the cleo,
ton, and the demand for oysters viii
be enormous. Another gentleman
will wear a pair for US. They won'
fit us!
1t is said to be a mistaken idea tina
the spring is the proper time to Sc
out shade trees. This is the best time
of the year. Try it once, and see i
the experiment will not work salts
factorily.
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