The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1875-10-20
Variety.


Academy Of De,iga-A young lAdy's boarding
sshscL
wfh most men life is Ike back CANNON. half skin
tHl haiflsek.
Nost people are like sggs-iOO full Of themselves to
bold anything else.
Epiiaph.-" Here lies W. W. Who never more
vii trolbls yea. trouble YOU
Cosustsas are like weathercOeks, only Fixed when
taey become rusty.
When DO the teeth usurP the tongues PrsrOgative'
When they Sre ehAttering.
Ho- much did be leave - said an Aberdeen lady, ,
On bsing told Of the death Of wealthy citizen.
d" Everything 20 responded the lawyer; " he didn't
take shiiliaE with him"
Where woman, - said Mrs. PArtingtOn, " has
bssa married With sOngealing heart. and one that
beats dsspondng to her own. che viii want to
enter The maritime state again"
some people complain about their children being
n5u-obserring. 5st we'd ike the child who
vent observe how the family pie is cut, and who
has the biggest piece.
sgus women &c, Up cheap reputation f0- amia-
biliiy BY taking little boy into the omnibus with
then. and making him stand up and give bis seat
@ somebody about twenty times during the trip.
young nan Who knows all about it states that
his experience has taught him that firt is fool
Vbo delights is fooling fools, and the fool who is
fooled By sueh fool is the foOlshest kind Of fool
rustic youngster being asked out to tea with 4
friend. rns adnouished to praise the eatabes. Pre-
seuty tie butter passed to him, when be remarked,
" Trcy nice butter-vhai there Is Of and observing
suies' And plenty Of it-sueh as il is"
Three Iittls boys in Montreal have been sentenced
70 tbroe ysas in the Reormstory School for stealing
proonE and plucking al the feathers Of the birds
While living. Their excuse for indulging in such
cruelty vas tbas they liked to the birds a hObbs
about naked
Al unfortunate girl fatally snot by jealous ruiIn
IN Hh0gse of ifaus kept by her sister in Cincinnati,
Tlantiysly mosBed, as her sister kneeliug at her
syins bedside, Asked if she hsa anything to say
0 sister I hope yOu'n do better. This amt no
place fsr ne 70 be. This amt no place for me to
diet"
Nj. TsNss has just been admitted to the Ciuein-
matt bar. With a jury composed Of 'leSEsn men,
What doughty orator he'd be ~. Y. Cou. ASr.
he il doubtlsFs rising man, and If be has been BRED
20 the lsr vii make light Of any ordinary case. In
The trsl q any aOureAse be viii be much kneaded.-
BosssH AdretiIsr.
Ar Instance Of sbO5dy AristOeraey msannsss is re-
ported from the South End. Boston, where wealthy
v5nsn hired for servant her own sister, treated her
IN AL respects as a msniAl and. though she and her
husband. haviag no children, dined alone when
company was ia the house, they permitted the
sister 10 sit With them
he CE-issian C.sos in reply to the protest of
respondent vhe complains Of minister for emitting
several verses Of the hymn, All hail the power Of
Jesus uane- says very truly It would be better
az rsus-ul rule to eurtai the sermon and make the
PRAYERS shorter rather than uutiaie the hymns which
are tire v-iurs Of worshipping souls"
They have rather queer way Of dealing with erimi
rais ID At Rome, New York. The Fort StsnEix .
NEtioual Bank. Which bied BY the fOrgerss Of
c. p Washturue has settled up with him, and he
has gone back 70 his cid business Of speeulAting in
rrzin. Il is uow thought that the amount of the
bad paper hsld BY the bank Is only $Se,eoo.
Tbsrs Is scarcely any sebe to which children are
Eutect 80 had 70 bear and deult to the ear
achs. Bet there il remedy, never knovn to fail.
TAKE BIZ Of cotton batting, pat upon II pinch Of
Black pepper gather If up and tie Il, dip it in sweet
rT and insert into the ear. Put flannel bsuduge
ever the hssd 20 keep ii It win give innedi-
sit rtiisf.
Ola KsyEer found cOoley's boy standing in very
susFsious petition under his best apple tree, with
rski IL hishuud and seertsn bulgy nPPearunees sbOut
hspoekets Having secured hin firmly By the collar,
Esyss- shook him up bit. and then asked him
Eteruly Wbsi be was doing therss " Ain't dom
u5thiu''' sad Cooley. Il cane ever yer 10 Stndy-'
Thut's entirely too thin" e1slAined Ksyssr.
Yes I dii cone over yer 70 study about Sir
Isa.e- We had It in our lesson. he was in an
orchard and saE Al apple fan. and that made him
invent The ractstiOn q E1ritAtiOn and leone yerto
tss i t vas son a Il Eont do, sonny said ksyser.
" Tou're too snIhusiaEtie about SIR Isaac and, be
SIDES What were yOu going to do With that stick 2
WY boy rurs ne this Etiek 70 hold for him while
be went on an errzud for his aunt. And where did
thst apple core eoue from there on the ground 70
Tjsat apple core That oue lying there The birds
l. 1Efu apples this season. lEsH blsckbrd drop
thEi tters, md says 70 myself them birds are Just
sUirin' Mr.. Esyssr's apples"