The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-05
ROME Ann AnnhAn.

lOOllle WetNeeb.
Census taking. i@
No buttcr in market. 1hk w.
st. FatFich's Day Is next. II -
Jupiter Pluvius irrigatingi
Gardening has broken out.
Clrcuit Court next Monday.
Not an empty House in town.
Have you been to the rcvivalf
Corinthian Lodge tomorrow night.
Go down in your brislSerloons for your
poll-tax. M
Come forward and help us pay for our
newpress.
The past month was the prcttiest Tobru-
ary ever seen.
The original nhomo ostrotch''-across tho
patornal knee. M 8i;i9s5 aeF
Said cCnceited younglady: "You mon
arc a covct-us-sct.' ad
Tom Thumb is said to DO worth S3oO, 900.
And yet he Is always short.
That poetry from Warm Springs Is re-
spcctfully declined. Too lengthy.
Plant shrubbory and mend your front
gates for the moonlight campaign.
The Methodist revival still goes on, and
the attendance is as good as usual. M
Asoft answer tnrneth away wrath and
often prcvcnteth bleeding at the nose. 4 (.
tis better to be all alone in the world
than TO bring UP boy to play onthc pccor-
deon. sra9 ~ t04
Find laws on fourth page. They are not
as exciting as "yalloy kiver," but fully
as useful. ~
The Albany U. p. Church and its pastor
arc hcrcaftcr to ,he supported by voluntary
contribution. aa- r
The Grand jury of Marion county ap-
pl owes of tho management Of the State
Penitentiary. 's'4
There is remarkable dearth Of goings
on and our local columns arc correspond
ingly dearthly.
Noon-day prayer meetings are daily held
in the vacant storo room next to Klinc's,
on First street. n e
Man goes out into the wide, wide world
to battle and to die. Woman stay at home
to make him glad of it, ,3.5 8fA Q.l
Calculations made Upon the late transit
of Venus, make the SUMS distance from
tho earth IS, ,443, ,726 miles.
IFS Honor, Recorder Baker, is nearly
through. assessing the city. We hear his
assessment generally commended.
Asthe spring trade is approaching the
wise business man will not forget to adver-
tise in tho columns Of the DEMocRAr,
Wallace Mauzcy, yo focheal Of We Msr
curry, gave our Anniversary Bali splendid
blow. he was here and knew whereof ht
affirmed.
4 There's where man has the advantage
Hc can undress in cold room and have
his bed warm before woman has got hcl
hair-pins out and her shoes united.
The Lebanon boys want to know wha
that gentleman thinks about bugology ant
if he has analysed the peculiar character
istics of that tossas patara called tho "ret
bait"
The difference between tho sexes may b.
stated thus: A man gives forty cents for
twenty-flve cent article he wants, and
} woman gives twenty-five cents for fort.
! cent article she does not want.
A Milwaukee man hid in a public door
, way and jumped out and kissed his wife
8 She didn't whoop aud yell, as he expected
: but replied: "Don't be SO bold, mister
+ folks around hero know mel"
, Our Balsam says the younkcr who j
wise now buyeth his jimpson blossom
little brother something nice, and so gei
18th the little rascal to make himself scare
whenever necessary Thereafter.
. Hon. ]. N. Smith is canvassing the uppG
q part of this county for assistance for th
' Yakima r. r. He can rope 'enl In II any
body can. We hope everybody viii len
1 helping hand in this enterprise.
s Jo. Liggott has returned from a tri
!, through Benton county, and reports tin
l tho citizens Of Long Tom arc general
4 talking of "liRhting out'' for tho Paloui
4 country or Galice Creek Minesin the sprini
!, Sam. Mansfield Is down from Wostol
and reports the Winter in Umatilla count
: as fearful cold, but stock when he left WI
doing fairly, although feed was about Of
y hausted. He has a farm near Weston AZ
o will make his future home there.
y Wash, says now that planting season
i near at hand everybody Is discussir
: whether to plant potatoes In tho Light or
y the dark Of the mooni but Wash. thinks
II better way than either would be to pla
n 'em in the groundi Wash. II too amar
i; will die young. srsAerf sF
(; Ladies' had betierbe little careful ho
n they ask the opinion Of gontlomen abo
n Beecher's guilt or innocence. We hear
~ one who asked a gentleman friend II
4 thought Mr.. b. guilty and whom he inn
!, Gently asked "guilty Of what 2" found be
! self very red in the face and heartily sorl
> that she had not introduced some 9th
y subject.
While certain religious revival was
progress couple Of young ladies' wi
were nightly visitors At the ''anxious soa
Ia wore overheard 10 engage In the followiI
truly pious conversation while on the
g way homo after tho meeting; "Did III
q old preacher put his arm around 70
Of nock9' HNo; did he yoursip "Yos, Al
Y wouldn't have cared n II had becn I
4. young one; but the old follow--ho IN lro
!. ridiD
s., The action brought against @. A. III
in as County Clerk, Of Linn county, oregc
bo Is based upon demand made by w,
% McGohon@ Nor an order on tho Treasui
n Of this county, in favor Of said McGozhC
a for s2Ol.0O damages and costs in a 70
sri case, tried at the last October term
Circuit Court for this county. Said III
w as such clerk, having refused to draw
10 brder, being directed by tho County Coz
nd IL tIius refuse. The matter now comes
ty trial as to the law, tho County Coz
ch direetih0 the actions Of tho clerk.