The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-03-19

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A., before yesterday, while writing nv
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s.epa.h,e. issnais Never mind re.
iag lax fes seas esfres.lae, Garland
will send II Il you,
4 prominent netrpi, lnisrrsalisss.
snme months Arn. married rcd head.
81 wilow with four children, and LIST
week he remarked to friend. II Vas
blind when believed there VAS no
hell see now
Nhen man comes into n newspaper
ntfcc, asks ior rnrcr, AMI inquiries,
"liow much il The damage. without
even a rre.snfe 10 lniting his hands IN
his pocket. v. have cur opinion u tia,
man.
Ney>r since the morning stars sang
together, Matt Carpenter thinks, has
there been such crisis us tho present
one Therefore all differences must
be- brushed aside TO uphold the kcrub-
lican party"
II ntlc deliberate opinion Of the
Chicago Inter- Ocean that Judge 20.
land las .'stu.tiiicl' himself. aud that
Ills Arkansas rcr RI IL ito the las, de-
gree discredi,ablc. ]" Wonder IL 20.
land knows itg
Mayor Wickham, e Now York, i
quoted us aycrring that he doesn't
care rrofanc ejaculation tor the civil
rights bills or tho amendments. Sheri-
Ian should be sent for ut once.
Courior-Journa.: With every cold
snap comes thu, paragraph about Dan
croft getting up and building his own
frs l, seems IL Lave been forgotten
tlat Zen franklin used ~ stay around
in the cold far M hour every morning
without any clothes On.
x POS nj card recently rcal By wig.
liant clerk expressed these sentiments:
shall open rrisct
tchulc at my honsc and you can COM
me term free and lnarn msnorcs.
4 Western paper says: |, Is simply
absurd 10 Talk ab.ut woman Icing
qualified IL iill every position IN life
thu, man fills. Err instance, what
woman could laung. around the sta,cl
in a eenniry grocery and lie about tho
number u fishes III. caught last sum-
mcr.
\ riainsillr Clergyman insists that
lle saw snake f.r,, feet lArg aud rs
hig round ash barrel II whisky. q
lrctts good sized in~ect that. We have
10 doubt that Ii. saw il, In, H. nm
stionabl, saw the barrel 4 Nli<ky
a.lurc l,u saw the snakc. Ii setn.s
niorc reasonable. somehow.
"Grnndma, 10 yon know Why ! can
ECO up III the sky 70 fart' asked Char
lie. little four ycar.old, n the vrncr-
able lady who sa. beside hin knitting,
No, my dear: Why i, i,:' saii grand
mamma, bonding her head, eager 10
,a.cl, aud remember tho wise saying VI
Iho precious little lei. because
there is nothing IN tho way, replied
lie young philosopher.
4 pleasant prospect: Traveller Gin
lrcland): lIi-pull her up. man. Don't
you scc tho mare In running away"
Paddy: cloud tight, yer onour. For
yer life don't touch tho reins--surc
they're a. rotten ~ pears. I'll turn
her hcud into Ito river at tho bridge
hollow here. Sure that'll stop her, the
blagyarl
A young man in q mnsic shop was
lately oscrpnwcrod by fastidious
young lady Who wanted 10 purchase
MIR. Hood 's--a--song Of the--a--
i Enlargement The young
man is still alive.
Honesty. There il no man, but for
his own interest, hath m obligation u
DO honest There may b. sometimes
TO DO otherwise; but. all
things considered. 10 shall find it the
greatest case. tho highest profit. the
best pleasure. tho most safety, and tho
noblest fame, 70 be honest.