, 1875-07-05
PERSONAL.

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Judge Nelson iirod his Fourth Of July shot In
advance whom ha discharged the Jury. It made
uotse enough.
1cws' book, M. Quad's Odds Ia sold by
subscription, aud thers arc already 1o, 900 copies
subscribed for.
Darnum's fat womsn's appearance IL probably
shadowy delubioa. B1o woara stockings With
horizontal atsipes.
Joe HovArds vst'cinstions arc always dismal.
Ho now declares that three women and Tltop
arc preparing "statenanss.'
Newport will have sensation today In sub
marine foot-rhce between tno divers, who aro ID
tow the boata which contain their air-pumps.
Tho truth is that MuIlett heard OF = mau In
Europe who could uRe original oaths twelve Byl.
1ablos long, eud TINT il why he Ia going thero.
Bloomington youth Of q ia under arrest for
aoducIng lady Of Al. Strange how susceptible
those Bloomington girls ato Peoria Democrat!
Tic New Orleans "P.eas Club " has passed.
revolutions against treating. This would soem
to bo suporaous p1ecausion. How about being
tteAked2
FArlean. tho novelist, and George Fswoets
Rowo, are travelling together In Switzerland. In
distant country Any familiar faca 10 welcome.
probably.
Mrs. svalu Of tho Fort Dodge Qa.) Messenger,
delivers tho GRAFTON at Boone to-day. We can
a1oAd to allow 1t. lt'a BTalm enough hero
without her.
Henry O. Bowen is always In trouble. His
daughter has lost diamond pin. NOW that tha
Dsecher trial Ia over, aud Dowon Is busy dlsouaa-
ing the caso.
A st. Louis visitor yesterday afternoon wes
trying TO peddla I iE TRIBUNE to passer1 BY.
Sober peoplo who get TILE Tribune do not lite
to part with It.
A farmer ii Charlton found way to mako
balky horse 60. lie t,ok him to strange town
and put him up at auction. He won't for &8B,-
Bruns.oickcr.
"Ou1 inaile contains to-day" says = country
sditor "'Dyspopsia,' Crooked Whisky "A Chi
neso Restaurant and various other interesting
eslecled articles."
In rBiug tho words " briny deep,"-whioh II IL
not desirable thing to do,-Alwaya put thcm'ln
quotation marks, for foar that people might
think the phrAao original.
oAbfe is the mama Of 4 Southern Gtory-wrtter
who Is lkoued to Bret Harte. Ills styls should
be strong and connected, with..aaahes of Wit
running through 1t al the time.
Yale and Harvard still peg AWAY at each other.
Harvard made Gov. GAaton OF massachusetts,,
an LII. D., and Ysls instantly conferred tho
sa,ne deeros on Gov. Tildeu, OF New York.
Since Beach mentioned tue words "new tzt41,"
= dozen stcalthy men, armed with shot guns,
wander round the courtroom with furtlye
glancea in tho direction OF Til&on's oounsol.
An Indiana farmer, after drinking soma bard
cider, endeavored to milk hta pet mule, aud will,
in consequence. bavo To repair the roof Of hi4
barn In the spot whero hls head went through.
Senator Jones' bought real estate tn Chicago
and horaes in Boston. The latter viii DO Bent to
him, but, II he wants the former, all hla money
caunos aid him In getting It without coming hero
for 1t.
Tho Now York Euenfng Poh celebrated tho
seml.centsnnal OF William Cullen DrJant'a edt-
torial connection with It BY moving into nav
eleveu-stoEy building. Tho old editor doea mol
nsed tall tower.
Thought It would como to that eventually.
Tbs. s.conespondentA arc sbuaing Cora poari tho
brazen pA1isfan domi-mondAlno. NOW that ahe ID
gettla8 old, aud describe her III hard, hAggAei
and ooarae, with little psrrot-llks eyes.
The Oar Of Tiffln, O., mourns tho loss Of ono
Of its most esteemed members, Mrs. Luso, who
has Just conducted = sou into this world, md
finds It necessary to retlra into private life fol
lttio Nhfis. 9ha has trials snough Of he1
own.
Gen. II. ". Delknap, Secretary Of Wsr ar
rived In ths city lsAt evening It 3, took sone re-
freshmeDt At tho Grand Pacific. and lait In tbs
evening over the Chicago, Burlington l. Quino3
Road. He IL to dslivar tho orAtion It Durllng4
ton, H., to-day
BALTIMORE lawyers Ars amazed 1t the vigorous
memory and lucid logic Of Aeyerdy john
500, now in his 81xt year. 1is physlcJ
strength. too. seems to puzzle them- Hs atood
aud argued case In court for = whole day las&
week without appearing fssigued in tho least.
a cltzsn Of Didsguash N. D., roae from bis
bed tuat twenty minutes previous to hia death,
took bath, dressed himself In his grsve-olothes.
and went to bed again Just In ttms to sxc1ainn,
"Welcoms, Death. I hAvs long waited for thee"
and die. He wss too good to I've In town uka
Dldequash.
4 contractor has mkdo Arrangements with q
town In Hungary to work out debt by taking m
ogs daily from Zach QUO OF tho 1900 Inhabitants
for al1 years This will give him 49,, 900 eggs.
Tae country would not sppear to be The only
Hungary oae thete.
man In Portland. Ore, thought he reoog.
nlxsd N old friend. and proceeded 10 slap hin
heartily On tho back and exolaim, '' Hello, old
felleE, WHARF IN h-il did you como from |" be-
fosa hs found out that It want his friend, but
tho Rsv. E. Psynon Hammond, the ssvtyalist.
Now we know how thsy celebrate the Fourth
In 1t. Louis. II thsrs had besu no bsll-n4tah
Saturday and no 81, Louis boys hare yesterday,
~ might hare remained forever Ignorant OF tbs
manner Of It. They forgot they we're Ia respeos-
aba city. and msds themselves auiss At home.
Poor womsnt When they weaz looas. ample
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