Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1875-05-31
New poetry-Sberidan's bride.

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How did Adam and Eve get out Of the
Garden OF Eden- They were suaked
out. aHFI EFr#|r1
A young lady remarked Of an infant.
How sweet : But how bald for one 50
y0Ung- E|TFE
Darwin has IN income Of $4,000 4
year, AL because be belieVes his grand
father was gorilla. b 20. 1Ef
Rhode Island IS happy. She Is large
enough TO have respectable thunder
storm with a acre TO spare- --- q
A young lady sends Us poem. EMIT
led Il Cannot make him SuiIe." She
ought to have Shown him the poem
What's in name. indeed Ask
New Hampshire politician and he viii
tel yCu that the success Of .-our side
depends gpon t. rrrlr r-rr.rr-.rf EE
A young vocalist falling 70 eIeeute
the trill Of his part effectively, apollo
giEed to the audience By saying that be
trembled 80 be could not shake
A Mississippi nan puts It thus: AT
the earnest solicitation Of those 70 whom
| owe money. / have seonsertedtO To beeone
= esEdidate for county treasures"
Twelve Indians are attending college
IN Missouri, and they are veil behaved
except when the moon changes Then
they have scalp dance and kick he
t0Eel-raeks sky-high-
A female Lecturer said: Get married
young men and Dc quick absusit Dou't
wait for the millennium. for the girls TO
become angels You'd lock well beside
an angel. wouldn't you- you bIoekheads- .
Nevada brides won't stand much faol-
ishnsss At a Wedding. Reeeutiy one of
them while guing Up the aisle Of the
church. stopped shSrt and Kicked all the
skin Os he shins Sf gr0sns1an Eko
trvd On her trail
A doctor. attending a VT who was
very III. apolOgizsi for being Iase one
day. By saying that Re lad 10 stop %
see lan that had falIen down well
Did be kick the bucket. doesorz' grvau-
ed the ineOrrigi6ls Wls
& there Eas 0nee PsnnsEIEzria Iezis-
lator Who laid BY thirty thousand dol
lars N One session When he was asked
how lie managed this With ! salzrT ot
cue thousand dollars. be said that be
saved It b dsing without kirsd girl
Ar Albany dAnseI asked one Of ker
fellow boarders. stylish dry gods clerk.
at the breakfast table. Why IL your
m0ustaehe like ny back hair ?" He
bluzhingiy gave Il Up. When the answer
eaused hia % blush SAL n0re. -Beeznse
It's al doEn =
Have yOu any eggs inquired :
peaceful l0oking man a. be leaued oEsn
the counter e = hardware store recently.
aSo. sir. tAis IS = hardware stsre Es
keep nails stsFss. Sc" Answered Tie
clerk well. / di3 want soue egz.
slowly drzEled the ed nan. s.b1t I aIn't
particular. yOu may give Ne pound d
nAilsT
A hapless eorrespoudeat sends - Al
article Of which be says. 1T Is hy n
neans s1ch Al srti-le az the sabjees6e
nands Il has been prepared amid IL
pressure q 4 rev bgsiuess. tie eoufus
i1n az ns~ baby. the snnoyzace Of 1
ueE servant. and the din q house clean
iBE-1Ss to mention = 1osks<-in-Izz-'
Was JOB ever % af5ictei--Ckieog
T'Ib,zzS nnrfnEe
When young nan IN RAtag0ui2 fall
IN love with girl ke dses1't visit kei
SIX nights in . week and twice On SGn
daY. and feed her upoa nolasses ezni,
and gun drops. and sit Up unt1 N
0'el0ck in the naming burning TIE 81
mans oIl. and TIA. sort Of thing So
az all COgrtzhip II Pstzg0ai2 : n1el
uars simple He lazsosS the girl drzg
hsr hone behind the horss. and that
all the marriage cersu5uy neeessag-
A SuEsk esatlszan wko Aas rscssti
taksa . Tun thr11gh the South. says thz
/. the 0uly reZro svsg Ne kesrd that had
! VindiesiTs tgrn absst il vas one dstin
frOn an early day IN the cor4ieL Al
Was 6Fst sid - have ben sung b. =
cd negrD proYhsssss Il = jubsles nee
ing q ezaneipated slaves nsar Wasl
inZt0n- IL E1ns tk1s-
IF debkls - Dos eateh - ~
JeE DzEis. dat esnfeder1te wretch.
And roast and frigiIee dst rsbel.
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