The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-02-13
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Materialized spirits-Frozen wl,is-
key. siz= s=.7s -<s - se1 ST.. d..I "
A matcl,less n,eid-An aucient uD-
married lady. .r-sa4 7a'*ss ,ae ys a4,t.
Plain sauce-An interview with q
Saratoga hotel clerk. q - - , - $S
v Reticsncs may not he considered
sound eNse, hut it j. good sense. ..4a.
TeAsAsssn- tasksE- -Taksik when ..<
tho peulterer y not looking. a~1 ,,.5,
How ,nnjnst it is to accuse. a bald
headed man Of putting on false hairs.
John Henry wants to know If the .
Ohio lottery law prohibits marriages. II
H. A little peppermint ia bettef. than
brandy when there isimy troabae with
your !" true inwardnessh -
Here's new, view Of the Christmas
stocking-The boy says lie !" set 1t, 81
but didn't catch any thing" , = 's.a.
Since the hard times struck Nevada vi
they haze raised the price of killing >.
Chinamen to seven dollars. .,..--
The reason why Pagans are so far =,
behind hand in tile march Of civiliza- 10
ton, II because they are such idoa %
people. s-
This jute the ladies patch their hair
With never 'leoks moro like red hair
than when it appears in the butter.
>, That's too bad. Boston 10 to have. =,
a convention of bald headed. men.
After all, however, it. may not BE as
unfortunate as the great fire. g
The Gardiner, Milne, Journal says
that there is store in that places in a
which skull is kept, MARKED: "This
man was drummer. Beware!"
"What station do yen call this fn'
said u man, rs he crawled out Of the
debris Of II railroad smash-up. !" De-
vastation," replied the conductor. ,..a .
= GA man Who fears the Lord sndi,
can carry home an intoxicated msm-
her," is the Kind Of Sergeant-at-kA.ms
they want for the Minnesota Leglaav .
tun6. q ses'.l ss1l~ nss3t l..4r,4s.9 ,.sf- r
n A Scotch divine reoently 4ps.yng;.
said : o Lord, give unto us peialisy
poverty nor riches" aud pnusing SOL .
emnly a moment, he added, "sspS4 =
;cially pUv6rty.n@ - is5".s s!}t ~ es4ta
= The yonng nssn who resoasoR to- ],
commit suicide beaxusas his swssskamst, !.
married an undertaken, owes .i,ia>lite.
to the second sober thought thM As.,.
might be furnishing his riv,a q jnSk FL !
AS Lavender, the other day lay at an. is',.'''
ner, gnzcd Intcntly into his pkst,,s bs u
remarked: "Only q woman'ss hsrfst.
It's very sentimental, n0 dOuht, hut :
somsl.oNi {: .,ss . i gets away with my apRprra;.
tite.'' '9'S7'7 'A@ ''F' f'''sss8 @e'sSf5
The Pittsburg, Pa, toy is a light! +.
ning-rod wagon With sn ins1nanice'4 i
agent perctetf in the rrar. When the Is
child is tired Of it. it CAN be blown up :,
with gunpowder, and please him and !,
his papa, too. = ''''-'7 '''* @s's 'se !
Clara Louise Kellogg tells untftftin. -
She says, for instance, tilst she wouln't
marry the best maj, Ii America. tftM
a joke, however. Sl,s kns,ws vlvs
been married ? nuaeher VI years.--so
Rochester Dem0crqt. J, -. =.
He lives in Rhinebeck pow-lOs
yents Of age, threads : needfe at arms
length, slept with NHal1 when aabs,y %
playesl lpssrblss with 4Pharaeh,i ana
turned the grindstope for g. w. to
sharpen his little cherry cutter.
Perplexetl Schneider, who had madp
n garment for a youth, and found him.
self unable to dispose 6f the sari,ias
fullness which appeared when trying L
it On the young candidate, declared. =
vociferously: De coat is goot! Is no.,
fault Of de coat. De boy is too TIM ,
A man oat west who married wid-
ow has invented q device to cure her
Of eternally" praisisg her farmer
husband. Whenever she begins to
,lescant on his noble qualities, this in
genions No. merely says: "Pmr
dear u,an How wish he had not''2
lied!" 57ff s.t as e. -. ,.j el;as.ys-a
A eood deacon nsaking nm official
visit ~ q. llipg neighhor, who wa4 a.
very churIish and universally ,lnl,op-
.,,lar man, pnt tiie usual question ~
/" Are you willing te 60, my friend ~ Z
stOh, yes, said tue sick n.an, !" am." Il,
." Well" said the simple minded dea- :
con, an, glad you are, for all the .
Deighbors are willing" ."@'ia 1a:' ssA- ''' -
"Whcrc a woman," says Mrs. PAT
tington, "has been married within.
congealing heart, saml one tlAatl heats.
despontling to her own, she will never
rw:.lt to enter the maritime state
again." @t+v
|. Ayonng heroine of many Airts-ss
tions became confused at thslasts o2eGa
Of marriage she received, aud sIpeak
ing to her nla, called upstairs in high
soprano, saying, mother, am en-
gagged to any body now I" ga 40 e
DR.. Mary Walkers life is one con,
timed struggle to keep her pantA
hitehed up Without the use of sus-
t,, ,.nsis 49, f,,st 4s-.ss