The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-03-16
GOSSIP
More happy by far is the man with catarrh,
Imam fha ono " ho Ia nerfactlX Wall:

From many horrid smell
Colorado is stuck up over big starch
factory.
is matrimony the s"common chord Of
two flatsW
The man who works with will-the
Probate Judge.
A new gown for ladies, to slip over ev-
erything' when in q hurry. is called
jetf-davis.
,"Smothered Venus" is California
dish; in spite OF the name, it 10 only
be eaisteak and onions.
1t appears that Tilton "fell away from
evangelical religion" about tho time pro-
miscuous kissing was introduced.
1t has been cold enough in Kansas to
ards there have become solid men.
It's the fashion in Florida to wear
gloves out at the tips of the fingers, in
order to better scratch the flea bitesl
A Missourian has discovered new
method of tanning skins. She's a school
mistress, and she does it beautifully.
Come, now, this is altogether too much.
A Philadelphia haberdasher advertises
"Centennial undergarments" for sale.
A Rhode island woman says that she'd
rather have the nightmare seven straight
nights than to tell her husband that the
-four bal rel is empty.
uOuu .n0 y0b 5uucuhclhy ~
the way Chicago obituary read. That
intelligent compositor didn't mind his
p's ana as svery closely. 4
Really, very awkward, indeed. Dent
ist-'Come, my dear, and sit on my
kneep Little dear-''No, l shan't, un-
less mamma does too"
The Washington cOmpositor, who, in
setting up 'the robing room of the SEN
ate," speit ''robing" with two "b's," has
been warned two b more careful in fu-
ture.
"sir," said John Henry's wife, to
gentleman treading OH her dress, "you
are delaying the train." Madame" !"
said he, "yOur conductor should pull the
BELLE"
An intelligent composftof in Nebraska
City produced $500 pairs Of spring pants
Tor the ladies" out of 80 pieces spring
prints" And yet there hasn't been any
funeral.
"What time is it?" asked one passen-
ger of another in Detroit depot the
| other day. 'Ten minutes to wait" was
the answer, as the man looked up at the
timetable.
In spite of the numerical preponder.
ance OF girl babies, u Washington man
has gone and invented a cheap talking
machine, which he hopes may in time
| become popular.
"Idiotv' exclaimed a lady coming out
| of the theater last evening as gentle.
| man accidentally stepped on her trailing
| skirt. (which one OF usT' blandly re-
| sponded the man.
Tilton's foJidness for children is some
thing renarkabie-especia for that
Winsted child. There's nothing half SO
sweet in life as to be read to sleep by a
gushing infant OF twenty-eignt.
Someone sent a Delaware man by ex-
press u paving-stone weighing thirty-six
paying $ll charges, his voice was heard
clear over in the next county.
Sailors always call a ship 'fshe,n be-
/ cause she always looks best when fresh.
ly painted, because she always looks
well in stays, and because she always
| brings news home from abroad.
A cruel and unusual punishment is in.
1 flicted on the prisoners in the Bangor,
Me-, Jail, in allowing students from the
Theological Seminary to preach raw SER
mons TO them. Where's Bergh?
A New York Judge recently decided
that street-car companies can eject
impunity. In Cincinnati they usually
do it with the toe OF the right boet. w.
| A Missouri correspondent of the st.
| Louis Globe wants to know if bonanza
4 is a ''slush fund, a silver mine, polit-
| ical movement, a religious movement or
an interesting femaleY Probably it is.
| During the present year party of loo
| Englishmen is coming over to this coun
try on grand buffalo hunt. list! 'ush
'Arkl
The 'orn Of the 'unter is card on the ill.
A company has been formed for the
laying Oh underground telegraph wires
Their ways can not be darker than those
of certain overground companies wh(
oyer-grind The public.
| Great Salt Lake is frozen over, and the
pious Elder, standing on the shore
| points with admiration to dozen o.
sy lph-like forms gliding gracefully ovel
the ice, and proudly eXclalms, 'Them's
Il all mine."
| When a slung-shotted man is found
dead at indianapolis, it is only neces
sary to prove thai he said "Bates House
Instead OF .'Hotel Bates" and the jury
brings in a verdict of "praiseworthJ
punishment"
i The Omaha girls wear thumb stalls OIL
their noses to keep them from freezing
The Chicago girls, thinking to be II
style, undertook TO do the same, bu
couldn't get their noses in any9hin.
shorter than their stockings.
i When a Beecher woman places her ha
upon stool In millinery store, and an
lother woman sits down upon it, tn,
former frantically gathers up the wreck
and exclaims: "rnat is d TIlton woman
IL know she is-the nasty, malicious
thing"
Il We intended to state on Saturday tha
something like 330, 900 Republicans faile,
. to vote in the ten States we indicated, a
. the last election. The printer made u
say, 3,330,000. He evidently though
, stthere's millions in it'' and he put Zen
, inst. Louis Democrat.
s.If l was horse, now" mused bf
: boy as he struggled up Walnut stree
; yesterday, ''Pd be stabbed, rubbed dow
and fed; but Pm boy, and Pve got t
,, Igo home, clean off snow, bring In WOOD
!. tote water, and rock the dumned oil
baby for an hour or two"
| ssHave you any eggsW inquired
/ peacetuLlooking old man, as he leane
t over a hardware store. mo, sir; this
+ hardware store; we keep nails, stoves
l letc.," answered tine clerk. "Well, di,
want some eggs," drawied out the oil
, Imam, "butI amt particular, and yo
+ may give me pound OF nails"
r "Well, sir" said the counsel, "did m
5 client strike you on the face and hea
q only. or did he intlict injury upon yol
2 whole body? cit was in the eye /
| 49,, a;r sSAht In. tha ava opl