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MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLANEOUS.
VEcE TI>E
sc RO + U l. A.
Scrofulous Ilumor.
OF ssTefua and serofnioSs H"nor i
ly cured thousands in Boston aud vicilIty wLf bat
been long and painful sufferers.
CANCER, CANCERoUs HUAOR.
The marvellous effect of vEsErisr in OF C.ncar
and Cancerous Humor challenges the most profound
attention of the medical faculty many OF whom are
prescrb Ing VEGETlNE to their patients.
CANkER.
vEGEr1Hl has failed to the most IL ieAlY.
OF Cauker.
.Kcrrurtdl Diseases
The yEcHrI,sE meets with wonderful Snr,ezs in q,
Pain in the Bones.
In this complaint the vEssrISE til vrea; remedy.
SALT RHEUM.
y Tsi' ,a s sals 1 Kafa afsi saa H viii ran'
ERYSIPELAS.
ate cst Of mas ne;er failed inre:er
fimplcs ami iiumors Of the Face
Reason she ud teach us that hotchy, rou2h or plm
nutnaIi aupliratirn can the defect NEcf
ZINE : the erea: blood purlner
TrMokS. ULcEEs OR OiD SORES
Are caused Y nre state Of n9}d Clans The
VIII disappear
CATARRH
b. obtained through tie blood VkGElISE is the urea;
hood purifier.
CONSTIPATION.
VEoEIISE does a cathartc to iebllItat, the
bowels olt all the organs. enabling each 10
perform the functions devulvlIs uI'on them
PILES.
vEaErIsE restored thousands to health who have
been .uuE and painful sufferers
Dyrcpsia.
If VEGYIISr taken regularly, according II DIR C
tons d and speedy Will follow its Use.
Faintness at the Stomach,
VEGErGSE s:iiuLatil bttars which creates i
fictitious appetite but gentle tone. La
ture 10 restore the stomach to healthy action
FEMALE WEAKNESS.
VrGr1INE acts directly upon the causes 81 these
complaints II and strengthen. the whole
acts The secret,ve Orils and AIiays III
nAinatlCn.
GENERAL. DEBILITY.
In this complain: the good effects ot the VrGEII>F
realized immediately after commencing t. take II:
debility denotes deficiency of the blood, aud NEoE-
in acts direct UPON the blood. FMisml
Vcgctiae is Sold BY all Druggists.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1875-12-15

pa..,1 sh, lid teach US that hlotchy, rouZh
entirely internal cause and
,u,tlirlt!.n can never the defect NEGK
TINE ls the gree: blood purlneT.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1875-12-15

How TIE GULF CYCLONES TRAVEL
Careful observation and comparison of
the l.ath of last weeks cyclone and those
in previous years have developed some
curious facts To begin with. cyclones
never cross the equator. Those on this
continent begin Il little above the equator
and follow p,raboic curve. That Of
last week began near the Bahamas. took
at iii st a nnrlhwe>terly course, entered
the Gulf of Mexico, where it remained
about two days. and then. proceeding in
III ca>,erlv direction. followed the gulf
stream. The cyclones have two motions
One is a progressive one. whereby the
are. of low barometer moves forward.
The other is n gyratory motion. The
wind tends toward the center of the cy-
clone. where the barometer is ut its low
est. Its direction i, not. however. straight.
but curved The course of the gyratory
molten in the northern hemisphere is in a
direction opposite to that Of the hands Of
clock In the southern hemisphere the
motion is in the opposite direction. On
September 18th. while the gale was at its
height. the wind at Galveston moved with
4 velocity of fifty six miles per hour. The
barometer stood at %: 10 both in the Gulf
Of Mexico and along the eastern coast Of
Florida.
Green-Mountain freeman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1844-1884, 1875-12-15
THE CHANDLER SCIENTIFIC
DEPARTMENT
OF DARTMOUTH COLLEGE,

Offers s.s,aI - ,.x.1, q . s.laa ttAs sasts.
4 ,iey owl KAS1nssS4aS. isoRsssV A0s
trosa
1HAs nsa M. T. 4. 1vaaIAs 1sH~
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VrGFrINE has restored til ou.and 10 health 10 have
been luu1 and painful sufferers.
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Faintness at the Stomach,
FEMALE WEAKNESS.

VEGErGSE stimulating bitt@rs which creates
ictlnus appetite. but gentle tone. La
ture 10 restore III stomach ! healthy action
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EEaErINE will eradicate from the cry Iilut
Srrofula and ScrotulOus Hunor il p-rma ne.it
ly cured thousands in Boston aud vici1Ity bat
been long and painful sufferers.
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GENERAL DEBILITY.

VrGE1ISE acts directly upon the causes ~ tle>'
IL InVlgor1tes ana Streng h.na the whole
the secret:ve Orhrs and AIiays III
L.
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In this complains: the good effects the NrGEII>F
realized immediately after commencing T. take IL
debility deputes deficiency of the D-jd aud E1E
II>E dIreC j. UPON the blood. FMisml
Vcyctine is Sold BY all Druggists.
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fi'npics ami iiumors Of the Face

ate case OF ErysipeIas
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WHITE AGRA GEMENT
Commencing Monday, Norsmber -. Isl
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1875-05-07
ThS era nOers.

At a meeting Of Stanford Grange, held
May Let, 1873, the following preamble and
resolutions were read, and uhaninibusly
adopted;
WHEREAS, We have learned with 'rest,t
that the Southern agieulsrisf, published ht
Louisville, Ny, has taken h position in
reference to the candidacy for Governor at
the approaching election, which, il carried
out, will result In virtually destroying one
Of the cardinal principles Of our ORDER
Therefore,
Resolved, by the Saaford Groage " iiarOas
Of Hasbaadry That said position does not
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IaSD, sIOt X, AND CROP ITEMS.

r ~,
iesier fark-running and iro'ting-eom-
menc'ns July 70 s2',coo viii be given in
purses
,xo,.h.,a;., ins,ru.d ,.;. wo.l Aha,
e., 90 ;aN,aa,;an ~ -, - -
in, 49,. Il, \" -, So 80 Ia, ant
w.. .n,I. ' s.'n, hnS. ,ri, .a," Sns
A.. -
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oBIrttxY.

l.EAyEL~--Diel, on the first day Of April,
1873, at his residence near Camden Point,
Platte county, Missouri, Of congestive chill,
Archibald I. Leav,l, in the iifiy-second
year OF his age lie was born and raised on
Logan's Creek, in Lincoln county. Ky. and
received his education ut the old Seminary
in stanford. lie was married in 1872 10
Elizabeth |. Logan, daughter Of John To-
gan, aud removed to Platte county, Mo, in
1853, where he remained until his death.
lie embraced the Christian religion, when
quite young, and continued ever after an
earnest, jealous and devoted Christian. lie
was, at the time Of his death, an Elder of
the Christian Church at Camden Point, and
a member Of the Board OF Directors of the
Camden Point Female Orphan School. lie
leaves wife and six children, and host
Of friends 10 mourn his lo,s but We believe
their loss is his eternal gain.
j. H. l..
Nieholasyille, April 29th, 1873.
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BorLE Wtsrr SE1s.
DASvILLE, ~, May 9Th, 1879.

DASvIrLE, ~, May 5th, 1875.
coveysHd,ac, Iaterio, Journal
Tnr vote on the Local Optiof Law was
taken in this county last Saturday. Every
district voted separately, snd while there
was majority of votes against Liquor in
the county, still we are sorry to say, that
in Danville, where, Of al places, the most
good should have been expected, the To-
cal Option Law was defeated. The negroes
III voted for whisky. The West End took
a bold stand for Temperance, and once p
gain, bani-hed from her districts, the scH-
ing Of Intoxicating Drink. weli-done for
Pcrryville and Parksvillc. Shelby City
camc of in favor Of whisky by Is votes
The election for Magistrates and Constable
also took place las, SATURDAY. A colored
man wa. candidate for Constable IN the
Fourth district, but We are happy to say
was defeated.
DR MATTHIAS I. RIoE left Dipville Lrst
Thursday morning i~ Fulton, Mo, WHERE
he will spend ii. Summer vacation.
ACCORDING to appoin tmcnt, Rev. J. H.
Brooks, u. d. II ~. Louis, delivered lee.
ture to the Theological Students Of this
place last Wednesday evening. The Sec.
ond Presbyterian Church was we'll filed
DIR. Brook. j. a remarkably handsome man.
lie j. about six feet three inches IL height,
we'll proportioned, and his face beams with
intelligence. Il l. seldom we see so fine II
specimen Of humanity in the pulpit. lie
at once imprc-ses one with his depth of pie
ty, and with his elegant simplicity Of ora
tory.
4 GENTLEMAN and his wife, from New
Orleans, visited Danville last week with a
view Of purchasing property and settling
here for the purpose Of educating their sons
in "Old Centre"
y. w.
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rlOtrsye CRCwss.

10000, =, a.
yVJ ~ ."''' '''"" ''s'''' . "' WIN
s -,
,n VIZ, s"' wv ""'e"' Nv
P''' " ""'e'"
Tur hos, s..or,mcn, NJ y,rle, sod. Il,
"""' " '"e u w. ''''''
Cur,r.sr and heat Urocc,;.s sold 4,
tosn by y n Matthew A "a.
Jrsr received and Tor sale, 100 bbl.
Ii1mEsr cash price paid for 10000 lbs
of Wool, nj the stanford woolen Mills.
i62-6w
\ srLESpip ne~ 10, OF picture frames
Ju-, fcc.Neu anu TOT safe cheap, ~ bohon
fhhsh stock OF staple and fancy gro
relies aud canned goods, just received AT
Vie u ". store.
=. .,,- Viii.
4. rn ao ~ :. ."-
= n W.... a.. f'''' "
''"'
A uASpsoxr lo, Of W.,c, C,ole,. and
Cream Frrc,cr-, q, Geo. II. We.rp'.. See
them b,forr YOU buy.
o. AVERY healthful aud nutritious relish AT
this season 81 the year, H. dried prunc-,
which sell at lbcis. per pound, at Camp
hell n Millcrs.
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wts~AtsS Waste Isresw 1~sHeas.
ssa q DcssNkfeS Asdtew~ef
The Amateur Association of ladies and
gentlemen 81 Richmond, under the tutorsgc
and Management ~ Prof n. y. IIofer, gave
w. a delightful musical entertainment at
the Court HOUSE, on Saturday evening,
last. The day, though the FIRST o. smiling
May, va. anything but Spring like, and
the night was dark and inau-piciou-; not
outstanding which, the Hall was crowded
with the critically cultivated music lovers
Of IAnt2ster, DsnvilIe, Cab Orchard, Rich
mond and Stanford audience amply
large to lend all the magnetic slim
illus Of numbers to the spirit % the per-
formers. Tke Spliencc were enthusiastic
in their apprcciatios, and fully attcsted II
by frequent enoorr. aud aesal offerings. The
coming ~ this -ocicty 10 Stanford, followed
by more than fifty 81 the most cultivated
citizens Of Richmond, was a compliment
which our people fully appreciate. rnfor.
tunately, for our own happiness, we were
unavoidably absent from home, and he
sides missing the rare treat of attending
the Concert, we were also deprived ~ the
infinite pleasure il would have afforded u-
81 noticing IN cIieHso, the pcrformanccs-es-
Iecialiy Of thc,e Who particularly di-tin-
guishcd Themselves. We can, however, say
upon the authority Of those more capable
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VIZ are informed that Joshua Dye, who
was defeated for Magistrate in the Highland
district, has written to the County Judge
sisnifying his intention Of contes,ing the
election HE grounds therefor being that he
was not elected because his NAME vas not
put on the poll. until 10 o'clock. You
should have seen 10 Il earlier, Mr.. Dye.
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ELprR CARROLL KgSos,cx, who has 80
faithfully Iabored In our mids, for the past
two weeks. will commence Q series Of meetings
ut iiussonville, beginning to-day. On the,
Saturday before the 81 Sunday, at Crab
Orchard; at Lancaster on the 9th Sunday
and Dsnvillc On the 9Th MONDAY in this
u,onth.
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lir-rux,iiLu, ky.. Ma I, 1874

lir-TuS,iiiL, Ky. Ma I, 1870.
Corr, y. .sts:: Me-, Jg,lq'.
LETTERS have b~cn received from Mrs
VIM. Carpenter, now at Seguin, Texas, an
nouncing the death Of her father, Mr.. Evan
Shelby, late 81 this county, on the 18th Of
April. in the 9lst year Of his age. This
event will he If sad interest tu large num-
Der Of your readers. Mr.. Shelby was wide.
ly known as citizen Of Lincoln, aud uni
Sersally esteemed AS u fine specimen of the
Kentucky gentleman, of the old school--a
class Of men who, we regret to say, are rap
idly passing away.
Miss SrslE CARPENTER is making pro-
paration TO join her relatives in Texas
shortly. She will probably go out with
Mr. Champe Carter aud lady, who are now
at Stanford. We greatly regret Ia lose Miss
Susie, Ent trust she will meet with all the
good fortune she merits, in her new home.
hut ewes unused to weep, will he moist
when che takes her departure.
Al the request of Elder ". l.. Williams,
We make the ameadc honorabd, by stating
that We were mistaken III our conjecture in
reference 10 his horse having been ie,l in
consequence Of q paymert ON his salary,
lie says, however palliative to the offence
Of the horse, and however creditable to the
congregation this view of the case might
he, il is, nevertheless, not In accordance
with the fact. No such payment has been
made; and be l. fearful that some 0f his
.,,,.,,o,, i, a.. ,,. ~, ~. h1,;a, ,,a,
,ho, ha,. .o,naI,s ,a,;.a..I ,,,o;. aa.,
.c;.nco IN c.rrorc, w. .r. La 10 n.lo
,La oorr~.,,;,,,, g.. .a 80, L...u.
L.l;oyoI ,hs hin. wa. 80 =, g., ia II,
90, l;,L.I an, :, a.. -. ,L.,,., ..r
s,;.l - ,h,,
OuR cheerful friend VIM. Lucas, made a
narrow escape, in similar mis-adventure
last week. lie was returning from Stanford
alone. driving a Young and fiery horse
which took fright near 4. ID. Kennedy.
became totally unroyernabl,. dashed The
bnyyy AGAINST the 6,uc, smashing both
fence and vehicle pre,,y penerally-and
after running madly, near a mile, freed
himself from the fragments nj the toll.gate.
and came I'M Ia town In announee the lis.
A. t- til
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IsI..IlIlsItl.I..

NERMOST, Jr., Was sired by GINS vermont Ist
a. al a., M. t..iiS ~ W,,,.,, ~ H.,
Eniily sp-scd by imp LsYianthan sab dana old Psc-
el~,; 9th dam 6y Green's Driver, he by b+laiii 7h
dAsi by Nasyla Ph1nin he b, imp. LsyiatAan;
sih dam By Hannibal, he By imp Medley 9th dam
SHAY, BY koxis.
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ENAs sHrLw.-Major Evan Shelby,
formerly and Tor many years resident, Of
this county, and who was well-known To
many Of the readers IL the Journal, died
at his residence in Texas, recently, in the
ssth year Of his age. lie removed from his
hne farm here, to Texas, in 1857, for the
purpose, as he stated before leaving here,
Of prolonging hi. life by following his
hounds in the exciting chase. Major Shell
by was the sou Of Isaac Shelby, ST., the first
Governor Of Kentucky, aud whose portrait
now hang in the Circuit Court room here.
General Shelby commanded the Kentucky
troops at the battle Of the Thames, and his
son wa- On his staff in the war of lsi2-l3.
We learn from Kentucky history that this
was one ofthe several noted families Of the
State, the names aud deeds Of many Of whom
adorn the pages Of that history. Though
past the allotted span Of life by nearly
score bf years, those who knew him here as
a laree-heartcd and useful citszen, tell us
that his death will be sincerely mourned.
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\. h. TryIs, Of the Grea, Emporium, has
received this week, superb line Of Hats
AMI Caps, suited for men, boys, and chill
dr. The latest styles only, are sold, and
the ~ are neat, cheap, durable, and pretty.
Jua drop in the first time you pass his
store and see whether or not, Mr.. Tevis de-
SCI ses this compliment.
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0 .tRlT DAYS. Ma sired by bouI ban CHIEF. dam
b Edsip fVuest. win h. Permitted 10 serve a
Nplited nanllar al masr al So the ss lson. monsy
Que yhsn thu .sIs ire Is wandered. Mare~ not Prov
ing VI tal hs hfcd next free; II the hOTs
Is odd the money will he refunded.
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DI;sCIsIIsTION

He il eve year. old hlsek, rs hands q inches
hne style aud weiRhi, irot better than "a wth
very little handling lislf-broihsr 10 Lady Davis
thai -pld for 60,si, aud Honest Jos that sid br
n, ioo last tall fof lurthes iEsprnaiion a,iI ss
;, n. BAUGHMAN
.s--n STANFORD,
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h. u. ll,YD.S has just opened one Of
the largest, most complete aud elegant
stock Of Boots and Shocs, for men women
ahd children, which We have seen in this
market. Il Is real pleasure to examine
them, even though YOU do M, buy.
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Ir was u the shallow .braieed, Contempt
bic creature who sobblc-, whistles, and
otherwise di.turb- the performer. and die.
gusts the audience at a musical concert that
Shakespeare wrote the-e lines;
The that hath no music IN him-eIL
Nor !. No, n'.s-l With cpncori II sweet sounds,
l. a. for treasons, s'ra,~xems, aud -f-ii.,
The mo,ions II hi, spirit arr dull Q. night
Aud his affections darb - Ercbus;
let N. sub mas 10 trusted"
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tHAUlrN MDoGr, a brakeman. in assist
ins on 90. make up Of y train Yesterday
morning At Richmond funston, had hi.
loot very painfully mashcd
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TnERI we nearly seventy-ive indict.
mcnt- preferred 81 .shinst evil-jocr- at the
last term Of our Circuit Court, instead Of
fih,, a. reported in our las, issue. I, !. not
strange that half Of them were for carrying
',,lnccalel, dcadl Y weapons
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wIwer under the Impression tina, the
JOsrih was too generally n,j 10 Cab Or
chad aad vie.iity for such petty swindlers
a. ihu-e oily tongued gentry who pcddle
over he country a composition said To pre-
vent The explosion If Kero.ine. to thrive
81 lusurian,ly, for no, long since, We en-
dcavored to convince our readers that the
composition" was nothing but colored salt,
We are told that noiwith standing this, the
good people Of Crab Orchard invested in
this al, to the amount Of so - enough to
buy - acts of the same article. One ecn-
tleman, /, is said, who had just had some
slight accident with kerosinc, became ~
enthusiastic that he bought some five dol
Lars worth Of the precious stuff. Another
gentleman, however, took the precaution
to analysc some Of it, and found. as We have
heretofore said, nothing but colored salt
Read the Journal closer, gentlemen, and
don't be dcceived by swindlers.
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fnr season is far advanced, and not half
Il the corn il in the ground. VIVA, has
h',n planted !. not M, and it is Thought
that nuch Of il is rutted aud will have to
be rcplantcd. The outlook to the "a. mcr i.
la
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BrtILR l. sarcc abpu, town, and readily
sallG-H!. - lat a - .nl. Egss az
also ssarco. and bring i9l 10 u cent. a
dozen Bring them in
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sly le aud artion, aud gill b. permitted Ia serve
mares III ttS Ia insurr . mare la kial, none, due
~hsn the fact Is rsssrtaine OF the parted lin.
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~aus HoU-E rohlsric- arr of almos,
nightly ec1ueurc in thi- locality. One
protection which We would commend, is
those Naig lad locks at Campbell n Nil
I,gN
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\ LrTII son Il \ H. Nandcvccr, living
near our town, died Of pncum mia on lat
saturday night after 4 .hor, illnc--.
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kEv. q. ~. Raises left here on las,
Wednesday morning Tor Chicago, whsr he
will remain aud preach for several weeks
a. an evapguli.l
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Mr>sE-. NAnSus, lsctcy, Warrsn, Nil.
l,r, Wcol., lIuckcr, AMI other, l.f, 81
"Wednesday for the state Convention at
Frankfort.
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rnr following officers were elected Sat
ur lay last Crab orchsrd-stephen Birch
an Wan. NJ. Garnet, Justices; Tuck Bal
lard, Constable. Walnut Flat-Wm. NJ.
Liekey and Craig Lynn, Justices; n. T..
DDuglass, Constable. Turnersville-John
kHiey and John Cash, Justices; Samuel
l,mpbell, Constable. Ilighland-J. =.
lpung aud Adam Petree, Justices; Win.
an. Leech, Constable. liustonville
tllis Brown and W. X. Jones, Justices;
G,oree Campbell, Constable.
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S'Lf OF
FIRE EN- GIN e 8 |!
IN LEXINGTON, KY.

w ttir~tion Il the city Council, We will -II 10
tho htEisvi hidier, SNhovt reserve. County
ypuft lay, May 10Th, isss, on thear-idc, al the
hour e II orlwk, two excellent hand firc Engines
snd i.se Carriage. with very little Gust they can
be made very servierahle.
!. 7. fRAzER Mayer,
~. ROBINSON, JR city Collector.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1875-10-14
An 0btUSe Man.

She was stylish young lady about
Is years old, and to accommodate a
friend she took the baby out for an air
ing. She was wheeling itup and down
the walk when an oldish man, very
deaf, came along and inquired for a
certain person supposed to live on thai
street. She nearly yelled her head of
trying to answer him, and he looked
around, caught sight of the baby and
said:
Nice child that. suppose you feel
proud of hfm?'
1t isn't mine,' she yelled at him.
Boy, eh? Well, he looks just like
YOU
1t isn't mine = she yelled again, but
he nodded his head and continued.
Twins, eh? Where's the other one p
She started off with the cab, but he
followed and asked:
did it die of colic?'
Despairing of making him under
stand by words of mouth, she pointed
to the baby, at herself, and then shook
her head.
'Yes-yes, 1 see-'tother twin in the
house. Their father is fond of them of
course?'
She turned the cab aDd hurried the
other way, but he followed and asked ::
DO they kick around much nights !"
Il tell you 'taint mine she yelled,
looking very red in the face.
Il think you're wrong there he an
swered. Children brought up on the
bottle are apt to apt to pine and die
She started ON run for the gate, but
before she had opened it he came up
and asked:
Have to spank lem once in while,
l suppose :"
She made about twenty gestures in
half a minute, and he helped the cab
through the gate and said:
Our children were all twins, and I'll
send my wife down to give you some
advice. You see
But she picked up flower pot and
flung it at him. He jumped back, and
as she entered the house he called out ::
Hope insanity won't break out on
the twins !'-[Detroit Free Press.