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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

An Irish coachman, driving past some
harvest fields during summer, addressing a
smart girl engaged in sheaying, exclaimed,
"Arrah my darling, | wish was in Jail for
stealing yc!'
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

Yearly advertisements pay able quarterly. Tran
silent advertisements must be paid before inserted
except where parties have accounts.
Legal advertisements two dollars per inch for three
insertions, and at that rate for additional Insertions
without reference to length.
Executors, Admins rators and Auditors NOTICES.
three dollars.
Transient or Local notices, twenty cents line.
regular advertisements hall rates
Cards In the "Business Directory column, one
dollar per year for each line.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

When bank suspcnds in Kansas, they
take the manager to neighboring tree, and
serve him in the same manner, "A simple
remedy, and we believe in its efficacy" says
a local journal.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. TX, NO. IL
COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL. XL, NO. l2

Sterne, though rarely associated with his
name,
Again, "Man proposes, but God dsposes," ?"
words in the hearts and mouths of all-ap-
propriated by Thomas A. Kempis, and also
found among the Spanish maxims
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

A convict who was about to be sent to the
house of correction was told that they would
set him to picking oakum. "Let 'em try it,"
said he "Pll tear the oakum all to pieces !"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

Fine sensibilities are like woodbines
lightiul luxuries of beauty twined around a
solid, upright stem of understanding; but
very poor things if unsustained by strength,
they are lett TO creep along the ground,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

Tailors may not be very terrible set of
human beings; but we have seen many
military officer who, although vain Of his
courage, couldn't look his tailor in the face.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

Nor AGREED To,-The national butter
and egg association has resolved that arti-
cial coloring is a legitimate part of the art
of butter making Next, grocers will claim
that the mixing of chicory with coffee is a
legitimate part OF their business, and the
cooks declare that hair has proper place in
hash
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1875-05-07

Jennie June ventured some pungent crit-
cism on a curious case that was tried In a
New York court the other day. II appears
that young lady of eighteen married a
widower with grown daughters, reputed rich,
and according to his own statement, worth
property amounting to Sl50000. This prop
erty, just before his marriage, he surrepti-
tiously conveyed to his daughters, thus de-
priving his prospective wife of any right or
title to her share Of it. Discovering this
soon after her marriage, the young wife inn
medately sued for her right of dover, alleg-
ing fraud upon her and marriage under false
pretenses, he having pressed his claims on
his standing and his possessions, and she
having married an elderly man with fam
ily, as she frankly admits, because of his
money. The statement of the case created
agood deal of interest-the defendant admit
ting the principal charge, but rather lamely
declaring that he did it in consequence of
promise of his dead wife to provide for her
daughters in that way, in case he should
marry again. This statement had less weight,
however, since he seems to have carefully
avoided the mention of such promise dur
ing his courtship. The judge was puzzled
and reserved his decision, but the female
scribe shrugs her shoulders and declares that
had she been in the judges place she would
have granted the young wiles petition with
out much hesitation. The fact that the
mei old scamp conveyed the property
stealthily away, shows that he was perfectly
aware of what the girl was marrying him
for, and it also shows that it was all of him
worth marrying A girl is to be pitied who
marries for money, but she certainly deserves
| the poor dross for which she barters herself.
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08
FRIDAY-FOURTHD DAY,

FRIDAY-FOURTH DAY,
From 10 o'clock, A. NJ, to o'clock, P.
NJ, Public Sale of Stock, Machinery, I'm
plemen $, &c.
1 o'clock, P. M.-Flag Gathering Race
on Horseback.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08

IL Il Y O17
his farm located at Perrymansvile, on the
line of the Philadelphia, Wilmington and
Baltimore Railroad, containing
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08

THURSDAY-THIRD DAY.
10 o'clock, A. M.-Potato picking match
II o'clock, A. M.-Wheelbarrow race.
IL o'clock, M.-Slow race.
l o'clock, P. M.-Climbing Creased
Pole for silver prize.
2 O'Clock. p. M.---ROman Chariot Race,
Driven by ladies, (silver prize)
Burlesque Roman Chariot Race.
8 o'clock-TRIALS of SPEED.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08
2 o'clock.-TRIALS OF SPEED.

sW Liberal arrangements have been
made for transportation of freight and pas
sengers to and from Edgewood and Mag.
nolia, p, WA B. Railroad, and from these
points to the Fair Grounds.
W Persons intending to ship freight
for the Fair will notify the Secretary on or
before October 9Th.
W Persons leaving Baltimore at 7
o'clock, A. M, for Magnolia or Edgewnod
can visit Fair Grounds and return sme
day. sop17
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08
MAPLEWOOD INSTITUTE
Removed to Media.

swithin c. shortlidge Boarding School for young men
aud boys, is now open at Media, Pa Is miles from
Philadelphia, is of the finest school buildings in
the State, heated in all sores and lighted with gas,
building 100 by so feet porch all around, 30 lodging
rooms, la: 6e school with five class rooms ample
bath and water closet accommodations 10 trains daily
from Philadelphia Thorough instruction, home care,
good table guaranteed Special attention to backward
edia, Penna. fel5-ly
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08
PROGR ANIME
OF THE
SECOND GRAND EXHIBITION
OF THE
Agricultural & Mechanical Society
OF HARTFORD COUNTY,
TO BE HELD AT
BILL AIR, MD,
THE ENTRY BOOKS

Are now open for the registry of Animals
and Articles intended for exhibition and
will remain open until the 9th of October
at which time they will be closed.
Persons desiring to exhibit are urgently
requested to send their names and those OF
the animals and articles intended for ex-
hibition to one of the Secretaries before
that time.
The Grounds will be open for the re-
ception OF visitors on each day at 8
o'clock. A. NJ, and close at ) o'clock, P.
M
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08
TUESDAY-FIRST DAY.

10 o'clock, A. determination of all
Animals and Articles on exhibition.
At this hour Judges will report as fol-
lows:
Judges for Horses to John R. STREET. !;
Cattle to Garrett Amos; Sheep and Swine
to J. W. McGaw; Poultry, Carriages and
Leather Manufactures to VIM. II. Sawyer !;
Factory Products to James Amos; Ma
ehinery and Implements to VIM. H. Waters.
All these will report at Secretary's office
Agricultural production to VIM p Trimble;
Domestic Productions to Andrew BOYLE ;
Household and Domestic Manufactures to
G. G. Kinsey; Miscellaneous Articles to S.
G.. Davis; Flowers to Charles H. Snow
All these will report at Exhibition Hall,
Discretionary Committee to the Secretary
at his office.
II o'clock, A. determination of
Horses in the ring, beginning with import
ed stations and following order of Pre-
MUM List.
2 o'clock, P. M.-Grand Flowing Match.
Grand Spading Match.
O'CLOCK-TRIALS OF SPEED.
WEDNESDAY-SECON DAY.
10 o'clock, A. M.-Grand Cavacadc.
Trials of Machinery.
IL o'clock, A. M.-Husking Match.
10 o'clock, M.-Oration.
2 O'clock -.Grand Roman Chariot Race,
Silver PRICE
O'CLOCK-TRTALS OF SPEED.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1875-10-08

7 n accordance with the requirements of the
i Code of Public General Laws, / hereby
give notice to the Judges of Election and to
the Voters of Hartford county that an Elec-
ton will he held on
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
! No. \: ): az 81 MAIN n \ STREET Re-!
: tGii@- - 4.f5 H. S8e5Il go 4 "t5s.f2 s't'
Simmons Il Stcandneo.

.-''-N - - x. - 800 ~ 7-'7|
y ~. tl91: .jt 1,l.J l.. l.QH j.: ~. g.. .
r. We HAZE a Large and aUeH select
Cd Stick, and mill eom1et< ari<h any
FIRST class house. y~"s '':e = -.
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
S DOWN WITH HARD TIMES S

Save Money sna TO 10 v3srs ysS
The Great n. E. Dollar Sale 80 Bromfield
st., Boston, Mass. since 1873 has sold goods
to $4,000 patrons. It offers every variety
Of Dry, Fancy aud Staple Goods, Groceries,
Books, Cutlery. Glass Ware. &c. &c. at
about half price and sells everything at
ONLY ONE DOLLAR.
First Hands. IT. buys aga from rom % p9
can sell for 81 what country dealers ask 81
to So for. This is no humbug no ticket or
lottery. See our circulars and see the thou
sands OF articles offered at only ST. We
are endorsed by the best papers of Boston
and by 100000 patrons. See our circulars.
Va Fan and will sell you goods at less
W. van than any other house. We send
by mail or express G. Q. D., and let you see
goods before buying. We want agents
everywhere. No risk no capital needed.
f>ne font buys a postal card. Send one
Wv WV for all our papers circulars and
lists. We CAN and DO sell 81 articles 81
books &c. all for A SINGLE DOLLAR. Beau
tiful Kings Pins Bracelets Sets Pipes Violins
Guitars Casters in fact 1000 articles all at 81
SEND Now and save money. You CAN do it
please try. Address all orders to H. Or
MISSION Il co. N. E. DOLLAR SALE, 30
Bromfeld St. Boston Mass. 9m6eow
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
LIVE AGENTS WANTED.

To sell DR.. Chase's Recipes; or In
formation for everybody, in every county
in the United States and Canadas. En-
larged by the publisher to CAB pages.
It contains over 1000 household recipes
and is suited to all classes and condi-
tions Of society. A wonderful book
and household necessity. 1t sells at
sight. Greatest inducements ever Offer
ed to book agents. Sample copies sent
by mail, Postpaid, for $500. Exclu-
sive territory given. Agents more than
double their money. Address Dr..
Chase's Steam Printing House, Ann
Arbor, Michigan 8wl3
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01

has the logic Of experience in his ia
vor. All reform parties have had to
contend with demagogues within
their own organizations, and their
success has rarely been attended
with more than partial. success of
the principles which gave rise to
them. In nearly all cases where
reform measures have been adopted
as the policy Of the government, it
has happened that the dominant
party has accepted them and been
instrumental in reducing them to
practice, and it is but natural that
that this should be so. When the
people become satisfied that a Ger
tain policy is calculated to promote
the general welfare, they will Ger
tainly insist upon its being carried
into practice, for both their interests
and their love for justice incline
them to do so, and the leaders of
the dominant party will be as GER
tain to adopt such policy, in order
to maintain themselves in popular
favor.
These considerations dispose us
to accept our friends arguments
and conclusions, and join with him in
urging the sincere friends of reform
to give less heed to electing to Of
fee those who profess to agree with
US and be anxious to serve US, and
devote more attention to efforts to
convince the people Of the truth Of
the theories we advocate. It mat
tiers little to us who fill the offices,
or what party elects them, so that
they administer the government
honestly and in the manner best
calculated to promote the general
good.
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01

vested in government securities
bearing five. OF six per cent. interest
and exempt from taxation, and the
interest payable in gold, which is
really equal to nine or ten per cent.
interest in currency, it is hardly "a
tional to believe that It will seek in
vestment in legitimate business and
incur therisks incident thereto,unless
it can be made to bring returns
largely in excess Of the interest on
the bonds. - >-.i....' =" -. +: ;~'''|' II
More than this; While the volume
Of currency is fixed: by memorable
rules audit svalue deprecated by law
and it is placed within the power of
"a combination Of userers to give the
public an allowance Of it, they will,
Of course, see to it that the allow
ance is SO restricted that rates of in
terest will be too high for those who
borrow to make profitable invest
ments in legitimate business. Hence,
the character Of currency is chang
ed. Instead Of being medium of
exchange for public convenience, it
is constituted a means by which
those who control it can hold the
entire labor and business of the
country in Subsection to themselves.
And they do so hold it in bondage,
and they are responsible for the en-
forced idleness which is reducing the
poor to restitution, despair and sui
eide.
And the community which tamely
submits to this tyranny, when it has
the power to free itself by mere
exercise Of its will, is also RESPONSE
bic for the wrong, and share of
the blood Of the starved and frozen,
who go down to death from sheer
want in the midst of plenty, will rest
upon its head. Let there, then, be
a general waking up to this subject.
Something must be wrong. All will
concede that much. Let us see
what it is and then apply the reno
dy while there is yet time. No one
doubts that there is remedy and
that it can be found, and when ever
the people generally demand that it
shall be found and applied it certain
ly will be.
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
9999" MO MONEY {na no. FOR AL y; ::
ly will be.

always darkest before day" To any reader
who will send 20 cents to US, we will send
one box of 9999 which we guarantee will
put you in the way to make 5000 month,
and not take half your time. Suitable for
men and women, boys or girls and is entirely
new. Thousands can now secure paying
business and constant income. This is the
" chance of a lifetime and if you will not
embrace it tell your friends, for it is a for
tune for soma worthy deserving person who
needs a helping hand Not recipe, jew
guaranteed business opportunity. Sample
box, circulars, &C.. &c., are sent at cost, 20
cents, only to introduce it; none free, and
none need apply unless they want to make
$4,000 year clear. Hundreds are making
that, and 20 cents and "9999" will show
you " how tits done.' Address, HUNTER
d CO., Hindsdale, n. H.
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
II. H. YOUNG, Publisher 4 Editor.

Axr1-MoNoPoLY STATE Countries.
The following is the Anti -Monopo-
list State Committee for this State: -,
Hon. L. Ayers, Washington Co., Chm
Henry Heys, Goodhue Co. "--..
C.. D. Sherwood, Fillmore Co. 80
D. s. B. Mollison, Mower Go. "t'
N. Small, Anoka Co.. ~ '
j. j. Hubbard, St. Louis Co. ',"
Geo. 8. Willard, LeSueur Co. '''. -
John Shanbeck, Ni,ollet Co.
Joseph Goar, Rice Co.
William Blaisdell, Hennepin Co.
o. H. Page, Olmsted Co.
G. S. Kneeland, Dodge Go.
All other counties one delegate each
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01
Driven to DEATH"

Since last summer Henry Barkman,
a German, who lived with his wife and
four children at 974 Atlantic avenue,
Brooklyn, had been without work, and
and his savings being expended, he was
destitute. Yesterday morning he said
to his wife that he must again seek for
work; he did not know what he could
do if he did not obtain employment.
About I o'clock he started out. A lit
tie while afterward his wife saw his
overcoat and jacket near the bed, and
concluding that he was not far away,
began to look for him. He had fire.
quently threatened to commit suicide,
and she feared he had done so. She
was unable to find him, however, until
she went to the cellar, and there his
lifeless body was suspended. He had
made Il simple moose, and swung him
self off the cellar stairs. When the
coroner asked the wife at what time
she wished to bury the body, she an
swered, with tears in her eyes, that
there was no money IN the house, that
she must see some one and try and get
enough to bury her husband. Mrs.
Barkman occupies apartments on the
top floor. Her rooms was as neat as
wax, and the furniture was carefully
kept. A framed certificate on the wall
showed that one of her children's names
was on the Roll of Honor in Sunday
School, and there were also, pictures Of
Moody and Sankey there. Her hus-
band was known to be sober, honest,
and a steady workman, and the neigh
bors say that his wife is Industrious and
careful. The jury's verdict was that
Barkman acted under mental aberra-
ton in killing himself.-N. y Sun.
This happened in New York city !
A sober, industrious man, mechan-
ic, with an industrious, frugal wife,
kills himself because he cannot OBJ
tain employment and earn enough
to support his family! and that, too,
in time of peace and abundance,
when money is plenty, and when
there is no good reason why labor
should not be in demand at good
wages! Why did this happen? Is
it because Of over production :?
Certainly not, for he was destitute!
and over production implies the ex-
istence of an excess of the necessa-
ries and luxuries of life. Over-pro
duction might and would, no doubt,
do away with a demand for labor,
but it would be because Of such
great profusion that there would be
no need for labor to produce more,
and amid such profusion, a case of
such abject restitution as would lead
to suicide would hardly occur!
No, it is not over production that
this despair and death, but
this is result of mismanagement.
Give this country healthy curren-
cy, one which will regulate its own
volume to suit the demands of trade,
and then deprive capital of oppor-
tunltles of excessively profitable in
vestments in usury, and the time
will soon come when all the labor
force OF the country will be in de-
mand. But while capital can be in
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01

Real Estate and Law.
100000 ToLoan.
Loans naads On good Real Est.te s,cu-
r;ty. O1ee It old place, over Hswlev
q KenoEgs Drug Store. :,
B. B. HERBERT.
Attorney and counsella at Law.
and Dealer in Real Estate.
Offers for sale, lots in Institute and
South Side Additions to Red VIM, lota
in Cannon Falls, Farms in Goodhua
Counny, Mimi, and Pierce County.
Wis.,; among which are the following:
TIE NV. n Of Sec. 80, Kenyon.
THz S. E. u of Sec. 80, Kenyon.
Lors 3 s. 4, Block 2, East Red Wing.
Will cut these lots up and sell in parcels.
S. E. u of Sec. 20, WEIGH Township.
S. W. u N. E. ID Sec. 20, WEIGH
Township.
n. E. II Of Sec. 81, T. Is, R. Is,
Pierce county, Wisconsin.
S. e Of N. W. u of Sec. Sc, T. 25,
R. l8, Pierce County, Wisconsin.
80 acres in s. E. Il of Mex,
Sec. IL, Pine Island.
N. e of S. E. u of Sec. IL, Pine
Island.
WHEN you buy, buy the best, and get
home convenient to business, to schools
and churches. A number of the most
attractive and desirable building sites
in the city of Red Wing are now offered
for sale or exchange in J. Brooks Sub
division. Easy terms given. Speak
quick: For further particulars inquire
OF b. b. Herbert, Real Estate Agent.
A FAkx IN PIERCE Co.FoR SA1E.-
The farm is situated 81 miles from
Red Wing, contains 100 acres with So
| acres under cultivation. Timber and
living spring water on the place, and
has frame house and a frame sta
BILE. The soil is rich. The farm will
be sold cheap. For further particulars
inquire of B. B. Herbert, Real Estate
Agent, Red Wing.
For Sale at a Bargain.
My Wagon and Blacksmith shop on
Sd street, including a full kit of tools
for carrying on both branches of bust
ness; also a number of wagons and car
riages and bob-sleds of my own make
My residence on the corner of Fulton
and 5th streets, one of the most desira-
ole locations in the city. Farm of l2O
acres four miles from Red Wing in the
town Of Featherstone.
Easy terms Will be given on all the
above property. My reason for selling
Is to seek change of climate on account
| of i'll health.
For further particulars inquire of me,
or at B. B. Herbert's Real Estate Office,
GEO. W. PARKER.
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We haze bought ou> Stock at the
L0zUesf Prices ku0zvu
The Grange advance. [volume] (Red Wing, Minn.) 1873-1877, 1875-12-01

We 1ui2Z, from now till January
1st, sell Black Silks and Black
Cashmeres at 20 Per cent b<lozv oKr
regular prices. -.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1875-04-27
BALTIMORE MARKETS.
BAtrIxoaE, SATURDAY. April "a. 1875
r ~ X of 8.

A SHORT Postnonelnent of The Texas Real
N Est.'te DIawiIrg. ttri'l May l3th. 1873. Tick
cts reduced to S1.00. No Scaling of prizes, but
every ose. paid in full
Over 660O0'acres Of choice land centrally To-
Gated. near railroads. II Houses. 1925 Gold Coin
s. COO. Our enterpt fse is endorsed by the CITY
Council. Reliable Agents Wanted. Send for
reliable and responsible. Tickets only ST.
EleyeR for and % for $50. No connecGlon
with any other similar enterprise.
j. E. FOSTER, Manager,
Houston. Texas.
CoMMENOAToI.{.EzHavin from our ling ac-
~ nls integrity. we reel inst!ied in saying we
believe he will CARRY ont his DIstrIbution hon
estly and fairly. Sighed by the Mayor, Hon J.
I. d. Wilson: and the City Council.
April 20. lS75-1m.*