The Arizona sentinel., 1875-04-03

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 The London Tunes has the fol- ] lowing personal: Dear Tom i come Immediately f gou see this, ] 1T not, come 0n Sunday. y.
 4 beautiful young Iady,of good .s,;,s,teia4rr, 55tit 5titt an orphan, rallied her self off at Seymour, Ind. 10 be the 1 wife Uf whoSever could win her.
 "D0n't believe there's any use in vaccination p said 2 Yankee. "Had a child vaccifated, and he fell out'of a window next day and got killed 2
 A Connecticut justice claims that the exclamation 'Hello!' IS swearing, and he fined man for using it. This is a hello way of interpreting eXclamations.
 "Will you lend father your newspaper, sir? he only wants to read it. i"Yes my boy, and ask him to lend me his dinner, 1 only want to eat it.
 A citizen of Indianapolis hay ing lost at faro three hundred dol lars belonging to his employers, his wife took a pistol, went to the winner, and made him give back the money. ~
 Samuel w. Allen of Nevada is believed to be the greatest herds man in the world. His ranch is eighty miles long, and he owns 225, ,000 head of cattle.
 A Newark policeman had pair of boots half-sOled last fall with a boarding-house beef steak, and he hasn't had wet feet all winter.
 Old Mrs. Smith left her patent churn open last Saturday, to dis miss book agent from the door The cat that was taken out, after an hours churning, was not as lively as when itjumped in.
 Two Toledo girls recently fought duel with hair pins, and here after one of the combatants viii have to find her way through the world with the help of only one eye.
 "Bring forth my fiery, untamed steed," said he-and the boy led out slab sided mule, that had to be stuffed to keep him from cutting the harness.
 It is reported that a somewhat juvenile dandy said to fair part her at a ball: "Miss, don't you think my meutaches are becOm- ing?" to which Miss replied: "WelI, sir, they may be coming, but they haven't arrived yet"
 There was once an independent old lady whose comments on the Bible were very pointed. Speak ing of Adams naming all the ani- mals, she said she didn't thing he deserved any credit for naming the hog-anybody would know what to call him.
 | Colonel Prall, of Lexington, Ky, says an old lady on his pen sion roll, now living in that city,
 was one hundred and one years old last October. But the old lady
 is killing herself smoking a pipe. She has been at it now for the last half century, and he thinks she can't stand it many years longer. From Alexandria comes the To- , mantle story of g lOv6-sick maid en, who, because her father ''fOT- bid the banns," put all her lover s ! letters into a bushel basket, sci , fire to them, and set down in the D i flames with suicidal intanti0ns. She was badly burned, bat Is Ike iy to recover. ..-..l,. .''s; This may answer some up.coun-
 try editor, but we ain't that kind Complexion clear as polished wax;
 Her tongue as sharp as carpet tacks; l. Her eyes dark be witching blue;
 Her voice is pure and high toned too; Her neck's like Annie Laurie's swan; , Her words you'd love to dwell upon;
 Her teeth as pearly, clear and white; !. You almost wish your ear she'd bite. A Vermont school master says he never felt unequal to any de mand in the line of his profession 5 excepting on one occasion. wheI !