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The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

Why il a doctor better taken care Of than
his patients Because, when he goes to bed,
somebody is sure to rap him up.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

Are there any tools in this town z" asked
q stranger Of n Hartford newsboy. "No; do
YOU feel lonesome z" was the reply.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

When is an egg not oval? When you turn
it round.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

81 want to know" said creditor, fiercely,
"when you are going to pay me what you
owe me?" Ill give it up, replied the debtor;
task me something easy"
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21
Diseases Of the Eye and Ear.
DR.. C. BEARD, Occulist,
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS STREET, IL
Orleans InAFmary.
Office hours from 10 to 81.

Notice.
STATE OF LOUISIANA, }
OFFICE STATE REGISTRAR OF VOTERS,
New Orleans, April II. 1873 }
The Assistant Supervisor Of Registration and
Clerks OF the various wards of this city will to-day
commence taking the census required by art. 20 Of
the Constitution of State, under the provisions Of
Act No. &c of 1875.
1t is earnestly desired that the enumeration may be
full and complete in every particular, and to this end
all good citizens earnestly requested TO render
the officers charged with the work all possible aid in
the performance Of their Guties.
The enumeration is in no way connected or asso
ciated with politics or taxation.
WILLIAM WRIGHT,
ap2l 1w State Registrar Of Voters.
Cata,vba. Cata,Uba. Cata aba.
All Grades Of
NATIvE WINES,
IN STORE AND FOR SALE AT
The Kelley Island Wine Company's Depot,
65......-.-.-.-...... CAMP ..........6s
mh9 2dp
CN0rCet Shirts.
j. LEVOIS & JAMESON,
We have in Store the most complete assortment
Of
HARVET SHIRTS.
In all Linen and Linen and Madapolan ever offered
in this City.
OUR PRICES ARE REDUCED TO THE ACTUAL
COST OF IMPORTATION.
These Shirts having been lately received, per
fectly Fresh and much more desirable than those
which have been on hand.
We now the only party receiving this Cele-
brated Make Of SHIRTS
We will take orders for same made to measure
]. LEvOIS l. JAMESON.
126 Canal street.
an1a SnTu&we
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

Staub's lightning subterranean telegraph
line is still furnishing him the very latest pa
pers published throughout the country.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

The Indianapolis bootblacks have just
formed protective union. Any non.union-
list who dares charge less than ten cents for
. .'shine" is treated to q cold bath under y
street pump.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

The pastors refusal to kiss the good Book
may have been in fulfilment Of au earnest
resolve and promise to his wife, to stop this
kissing business somewhere.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

The fellow who asked for q lock Of his
girls hair was informed that sit costs money,
hair does = Boston Post
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A crack invisible to the naked eye-The
crack of whip.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

''This is net gain, Is the spider said when
he caught the fv.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

Why must logic have legs: Because il
stands to reason.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

Packard is said to be the .sorest man of them
Ill on the unseating Of thu four Radical men,
bers. Packard had Senatorial aspirations,
and those four votes would have helped amaz-
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

The poorest income on which q married
couple can live il incom- patibility.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A lady wants to know what is the mean
ing of "ante" and "pass the buck" Her
matrimonial companion uses it in his dreams,
and she is afraid it indicates typhoid fever.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A little three-year-old woke up, the other
morning, and seeing the full moon from the
window, innocently remarked: {" should tink
it about time for bod to take that moon in. -
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

- New Orleans BULLETIN can be had OF the
Dsvs agent in Mobile ct the depot on the sfnva
n To 4 P, II. train.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A moving tail a hungry dogs.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A modern philosopher has been arreste'
for taking things as they come.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21
Jacob OFT,

Jacob OFT,
q A II p E N T Z r.
2s9 Magazine Street, Corner Oallope,
Is prepared to execute al orders in the Oar.
pointer and Building line, with promptness, neat
ness and dispatch. Cisterns made and repaired
nj tf2dp
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

The bored of education children who hate
school.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

In time of peas prepare for lamb.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

A pair Of rubbers-a washerwoman hand
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

0as3oe-No orders sakos % the Bulletin Once
DnlaaD Endorsed by the PROPRlEIOh
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-04-21

l.. Gir0t,
MERCHANT TAILOR,
No. II Camp street.
has lust received complete and varied Stock 81
imported ~
:, SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS,
the nnest and most tasteflly selected assortneEss
ever brought to this city, which he offers
For Cash
at the very lowest and most reasonable rates.
he has also received full assortment of
SPRING AND SUMMER READY MADE SUITS
ana Is prepared to fill all orders promptly and faiti-
1ully MI Glrof is his own CUTTER and there rs,
none more accomplished mhl4 I'm
John G.. Fleming,
I44-..... -......Poydras Street.
He has the largest assortment
GAS FIXTURES NOW IN THE CITY.
Having inst received from New York fresh su1-
ply of the latest patterns.
All Of which, for cash, can be purchased At thp
lowest possible prices.
Chandeliers and Gas Fixtures rebronzed in a atysa
equal to that of the manufacturers F14lz
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

j. s. HAYS, Buford Station.
I. J. PHILLIPS. Bodenhan.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

w Fourteen years ago to-day Capt.
Fields, afterwards Capt. FlOurnOy's,
Company X, LIST Tenn. Reg't. left Pu-
laski for Northern Virginia, buOyant
with hope and life. Many OF the nOblest
boys that ever went to battle for right
and their cOuntry's honor have ne'er re-
turned. What changes time has wrought
in these fourteen years! Years freighted
with hopes blasted, a nation thrOttled
and her high-bOrn SONS impoverished
We can now look back on our mistakes,
and see plainly enough where fatal
plumbers were made. Have we profited
by the experience? The sacrifices
made, the sufferings endured, and the
hopes blasted, will not have been alto
gether vain, if as a people, we learn
wisdom therefrOm. May the God OF
nations shield us from another fourteen
years experience like that just past,
Captain, afterwards Colonel, Field,
still survives, and is farming in West
Tennessee. Capt. FlOuTnOy is still one
of our most worthy and thrifty farmers
while the surviving mem bers of the
company are scattered-some here, and
some in other States and sections.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
From LyRnViIle,

Mr.. Editor:-We regret to learn-that
Mr.. Joe Stacy has decided to hold on to
Pulaski. We think he would have done
well here. There were three lawyers
with us last week, Mr.. Richardson,
George Taylor and Taliaferro. When
Maury and Giles meet on this centrable
ground, then comes the tug of war and
Greek meets Greek.
Last Thursday was observed by the
Presbyterian Church here as day OF
special prayer for good seasons and
crops this year. This is mentioned in
hopes that the churches generally will
observe some day, with reference to
this same thing. The elements of dan
ger around us are decided. At all times
it is well to acknowledge the source OF
| fruitful seasons. 1t is especially right
| that in these trOublous times the
churches seek the divine protection.
We had, at the close OF the meeting,
an entirely new bill. DR.. L., who had
| been taking part in it, was walking
| home, and the night being dark, that
gentleman found himself upon large
| cow, between whom and himself a per-
sonal contest ensued, she trying to get
up, and he with a good two hundred to
| keep her down. At the closing round,
| the doctor was on his back in the gully.
| Il
letter and messenger to friend here,
asking the friend to keep the bearer for
the night Mine host asked the bearer
! in, seated him with his family, cOnversed
with him, but was unable TO dispel the
! EN- baTrassment the guest showed. In
vain did the lady of the house do her
level best to put the visitor at his ease
| he was still distant. At bedtime there
was at first an intention of putting him
! to sleep with brother-in-law, just ar
rived, but it was concluded to give him
a room to himself. Mine host took him
up to his chamber, and was about leav-
! ing him, when the party told him he
was a cOlored man. a bOmb-shell in
! the room would not have astOnisheC
him more. With as much kindness as
before he took the man to pOst-kitcheT
region, and since that time rejoices in
| the sObriQuet of Civil Rights"
| Mrs. Captain TOwner is now paying a
visit of a few weeks duration to hel
father, Squire Bugg. Captain T. has
rented the widely known BlOun
| Springs. This has been a tavOrite sum
mer resort, and with host and hostess
so attractive, it cannot fail to be more
attractive than ever. 1t is on the rail
road, is cool all the summer, and thu
water is of various kinds and highly
medicinal.
Mr.. CampbelPs school has about sixty
| pupils. Well-known as an educator
Mr.. C's. success has even surpassed Oul
expectations in the way he has sus
tanned his school and advanced hi
scholars. 7. L. n.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
1897.

Mr.. Nc COrd:-My name is Adelaide
K. Inman, wife of the well-knOwn VIM.
Inman, formerly of Giles. As we have
been patrons of your paper for long
time, l ask you to publish this, sug-
gested to me by the late Gordon re-
union, published recently in the CITI-
ZEN. Ihave an uncle in Southwest
Missouri by the name of Phillip Mar
but, who was born in South Carolina,
May 8th, 1897. He moved to Giles
county, Tenn, in 1880, and to Missouri
in lS41. When he landed here he had
an old wagon, four broken down horses
and $3.50 in money. He says if he had
been able to return he would never have
unlOaded his wagon. But now his chill
dren, six boys and six girls, are all com
fortably provided with homes within
ten miles of each other, and doing well.
He is as lively as a colt, chews his own
tobacco, and has greenbacks in his
pocket. He has been a widOwer a good
many years, but can boast of eighty
two grand children and thirty-siX great
grand children. A. K. INMAN.
MCDOwEL, Barry Co., Mo-,
April 10Th, 1875.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
Marriages.
H. T. Zigler and S. V. Kincaid.
A Few Practical Hints on
Church Etiquette.

Be sure and don't go to church early.
There might be some one there who
would not know you were there.
II you should happen to get there
early take back seat aud you can see
every one else as they come in without
twisting your neck off. Gentlemen
should take the precautiOn to take q
fresh chew of tobacco before entering
church, as it is very impOlite to pull out
your tobacco in church. The ladies
don't mind your splitting on the floor,
as tobacco stain will wash out.
If you should feel drowsy, take a
short nap; the preacher don't mind that,
Be sure and wake up in time for the
benediction, as it is troublesome for the
Sexton to 90 around to wake you up,
and it may be thought by some that
you were out late Saturday night.
Boys who have something to say to the
girls on the opposite side of the church
ought to spell with their fingers; it at
tracts less attention. Ii you should get
wearied with the services, get up and
90 out; it is so common now that peO-
pie don't mind it. If you don't sing
by note (make a note OF it andy don't
sing at all educated singers don't like
it. Parents should send their children
to Sunday School but they ought not tC
go themselves; as il might embarrass
the children and besides there viii be
enough teachers without them.
More Anon. JEEAs.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
The Moot Court.

AntOinette Hall was filled last Thurs
day evening at the trial of Mrs. Julia
Hamilton upon a breach OF marriage
contract with Col. John Barkis. The
whole proceedings were very interest
ing and entertaining, and were con-
Quoted upon strict principles of law,
with just enough latitude for wit and
ridiculOsities TO render it palateable.
The exercises were compressed so that
they shOnld occupy but one evening,
and this was the only drawback, for
judges, attorneys, witnesses and all
were restricted to the very fewest words
and shortest methods, and little oppor-
tunity was therefore found for extrane-
Gus jocundities. The audience, how
ever, found frequent occasion to laugh,
and all enjoyed it.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
Ladies' Savings AssociatioD-

The Ladies' Savings Association of
the M. f. Church were addressed at
that Church Tuesday night by DR..
Rivers in an exceedingly beautiful trib-
ute to their worth and work, after
which DR.. Q. G. Alternately, on behalf
OF Master Willie Dinwiddie, in a very
appropriate and eloquent speech, pre-
sented to the Association beautifully
wrought rustic etdgere, made OF strips
OF tin artistically woven into shape by
Miss Guest. Miss Matte McCOrd, for
the ladies of the Association thanked
the donors. The Association now num-
bers GO members, and the object of the
meeting was to let the people know
what they were doing, and TO induce
Others 10 join the Society. The Associ-
alton was organized Feb. 18th last. and
the treasury now contains $109,50.
The members each contribute weekly
five cents, and the presents that are
made to them by outside individuals
help to increase their funds. The mon.
les are all to be appropriated to church
purposes. It's objects are very praise
worthy, and we hope to see it prosper.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
The Election.

school tax had last Saturday have not
all GENE in, but enough is known to
indicate the decided rejection of the
proposition. But two districts voted
for the tax, the Sth and End, and they
voted only a majority of three and five
respectively. Less than half a vote was
polled az this box, and we suppose it
was that way all over the county.
Half the people didn't know there was
to be an election, or had forgotten it,
and the other half didn't care how it
went. The small tax proposed to be
levied precluded any possible good to
be done by the project and made it a
matter of such little significance that
the people took no interest in it.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

CB- The oldest, most honored school
teacher in Giles county was in town at
his brothers the other night and cas-
ually remarked that he could Outspel
thunderation, especially could he dis
pell the pride of any boy who had been
his scholar. (This latter part VAS
either good joke upon the boy or the
teacher, one, perhaps both.) Two of
his boys were there and they had grit
enough to tackle him, and so they tack
led. They proceeded for sometime
without missing. Pneumonia and
pneumatics were successfully put up by
the boys, and then the Col. was required
to light right on top of neuralgia. He
lit, but he took a -pneu hold that he
wasn't used to and had to fall back.
He rallied on the second syllable, how
ever, and spoke the latter in giant ac-
cent, but he couldn't beat it into the
boys heads that pneuralgia was a gem
uine article of neuralgia. He was eX-
spelled, and his gray hairs will go down
in sorrow before you will ever catch
him at another spelling match.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

!. /. PRENTICE, Campbe II'sVlIII
A. W. MOORE, Elkton.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

One of the notable incidents of the
mere sham court is the fact that our dis
tinguished fellow-citizen, Major JnO.
c. Lesta" argued it in an earnest law
yer-like manner; cold Precipitation
gathered on his brow, and fervid vim
Tell in gusts from his lips after the man
ner of a Tom Marshall, showing that
whatever else may be said, the Major
is no sham himself. When the verdict
was announced he was heard to ex-
claim. "By dogs, move for q new trial
and in arrest of judgment. will APP
peal to the Supreme Court but what
reverse so unholy and unwarranted a
Judgment" Though the quietest, it
was the best argument made.
SPECTATOR.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

SE- The East Hill HyperbO OrthO-
graphical HippOdrome performs every
Saturday night. Admission granted to
none but those who come, and none eX-
pected to come but those who have d
reasonable expectation of being admit
ted. Performers in the somersault ring
are required to rub up. No shenane-
gan! 1t is hoped this spell of weather
may continue Strdte out. The animals
are to be fed on stake alone, Cooked in
maudern style. In the language of the
great English Admiral Nelson: "The
managers expect every Chap to do his
duty" No pinching allowed in the
Huntsman's ring. The dog perform
ance is not to be interrupted by need
less Polk OF CAB or needless CAB of Polk.
The committee on names has given to
the performing monkeys the Sobriu0etS
Tom. and Ed. The performers are re-
minded to put their trust in the spelling
book and not to allow their cheek to be-
come too thin. All who desire to bet
on the result will be required TO imme-
diately put up or shut up. Extra seats
prepared for SOurtiers. Permttte diUiS
c0terd.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
Columbia District, Tennessee
Conference
THIRp RoUND oF QuARTER.Y MEETINas

THIRD ROUND OF QUARTERLY MEETINGS.
Culeoka Station at Mooresville, May s, g..
Lynnville Circuit, at Salem, May Is, 10.
PTOiPf Rye GTSG a. dF9 may In 20
M. Pisgah Circuit, at Forest Grove, June
II, 10.
Marcella Falls Mission, at Stones Chapel,
June 10, %,
Nebc and Williamsport Station at Will
Transport, June 90, 81
Mt. Pleasant Circuit, Mt. Peasant, July
8. 4.
District Conference at Olivet Church, Rey-
nolds' Station, Nashville and Decatur Rail
road; May o. 80. Bishop E. NJ. Marvin will
preside. Opening sermon Thursday night,
by Rev. r. G. Linn Preachers and people
invited. viii every officer of the church in
the district make it a matter Of conscience to
attend. WE-LBoRN MOONEY, p, E.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

The officers of Pulaski Lodge 1. o. G.
L. were installed last Saturday night
by Deputy Il. r. Burgie. A number
of the United Friends were present by
invitation, and an appropriate address
of welcome to the friends and of advice
to all was delivered by F. Winship.
The officers installed are as follows.
f. Winship, w. c. Il.
Miss Z. Mccormack, r. H. S.
Miss S. COnnerly, L. HIS.
Mrs. w. Moffitt, w. V. T.
w. Jones Rivers, w. S.
Mrs. A. L. Vaughan, A. w. s.
j. A. Mathes, F. S.
w. Motif, Treas.
f. 7. Gilmore, Chaplain.
j. B. Allison, NJ.
Miss Bette Vaughan, d. NJ.
Miss Willie Marcrum, 1. G.
j. Adkins, o. G.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

Drs. J. f. Grant, j. c. Roberts and
j. A. Sumpter left for Louisville last
Monday night to attend the meeting of
the National Medical Society, to which
they were appointed delegates by the
Tennessee Association last month.
They will return the latter part of the
week, and they informed us that they
would take in the Mammoth Cave one
day. They didn't inform us how they
were going to get it in. They will also
take a day to do Nashville, and proba-
bly, stop over and view the bridge across
Robertson's Fork and the stock gap at
Wales. We are satisfied that no com
munity will have an ADLER representa-
ton at the National meeting.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

The above gentlemen are authorized to
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
For the Citizen.
Love Me.


Love Me.
Still love me sweet, and yet III prove,
Full worthy OF your faithful love;
Our life shall be "one happy DREAM"
With JOY and sunshine all CLEAN.
But aOa0, amidst the weary strife,
And ceaseless toll of busy life;
It seems well ne'er have aught but sorrow
Still love me sweet, for on the morrow,
A light may be thrown DER the cloud,
That ROa0 doth all our pleasures shroud.
Maybe tits best, for don't you know,
Some where it's said, how does it gol
Yes-"Hopeis brightest, when it dawns
from fears,
And Glove, is lovellest when embalmed in
tears"
And then, "alndyiRg love meier sees,
A charm in trophies won with ease"
Then love me sweet; though we wait long,
Fortune fRvors the brave" so it does the
strong.
The strong in aO7I and pVrDoSe; as We both are
Happiness viii be ouTs-but pas encore
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
No Excuse for BEING Sick,

No person can use Boschee's German
Syrup without getting immediate relief and
cure. We have the first case of Coughs,
Colds or Consumption, or any disease of the
year, for three years, over $50 900 Sample
Bottles by Druggists in all parts Of The
United States. No other Manufacturer OF
Medicines ever gave their preparations such
a test as this Go to your Druggists, Sumpter
s. Lacy, and get a sample bottle for 10
cents and try it. or a regular size for i5 cts.
A. H. Coussens & Co., Wholesale Agent,
Nashville, Tenn.
Jan7-y. G. G. GREEN, Woodbury., N. J.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06
For the Citizen.
To Miss Mary Nc.

For the Citizen.
To Miss Mary Nc.
Pm in love with some one, Mary,
Whom, do not like to say;
She is graceful as the lily.
Gentle as the clsse of day.
She has eyes like thine own, Mary,
Blue as heavens dome above;
And their every glance, so gentle,
PluDges me still more in love.
She has lips like thine, sweet Mary,
Lips as red as cherry flush;
On her cheek there ever dwells, as
On thine own, q rosy blush.
And her voice is like thine, Mary,
Ali how gentle, every tone;
And her every word doth thrill me,
Mary darling, as thine own!
Yes, Pm in love with some one, Mary
But I know I'm not to blame;
For she's beautiful as thou art,
And Ma-Mary is her name.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

The re. Rev, the Bishop of Tennessee,
is in town, and will administer the
Apostolic Rite of Confirmation at the
Church of the Messiah this Thursday,
evening. Divine service will COM
mence at 5 o'clock.
The Morning Office for the Festival
of the Ascension will be at o'clock,
followed by celebration of the holy
Communion.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-05-06

Republican politicians at Washington are
again trying TO secure q sale of the Freed
mems Bank building to the Government g for
departmental purposes" in order to use the
amount received for the property 70 pay the
unfortunate colored depositors the thousands
they sunk in the gigantic fraud. The scheme
is to get about six times what the building Is
worth, and thus attempt to cover the ancient
swindle by new one, in order 70 get back
the good will Of the oolored race.