The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-07-01
ABOUT WOMEN.

AS the young lady remarked about the in
FAINT. "How sweet; but how bald for one So
young"
II is better to love a man that you can
never marry than to marry a MAD that you
-czo never love.
Rhods Broughton, the authoress, is said
not to be admired by the gentleman. She
has toe sharp a tongue, and dares to be pc
culisr.
Mile. Plaster, a young French actress, Is
coming over next season. We presume ali
sbs Young fellows will be inclined to court
Plaster.
a Texas woman never stands up long in
a crowded roilroad Car. she says ''git'" to
some man, and he gifts, or finds fingers In
his hair.
A lady lawyer is established as consulting
counsel in London, but her clients begin to
complain that their secrets somehow seem
leak out.
A fair petitioner for divorce in Kentucky
is Is wears old, and the ground for her petit
ton is that her husband abandoned hermore
than year ago.
Newark girl hastened the departure OF a
lingering gentleman caller the other evening
by remarking, as she looked out of the win
dow: 81 think we shall have beautiful sun
rise"
sSitting in the arbOr,
Where the dewY light reposesi
Three or four steps, a Whtrl and an aJtltude)
Twas there saw my darling girl,
Like love among the roses"
More little steps and a general breakdown)'
That Tennessee preacher forgot himself
who, while addressing ladies' charitable
society, said: My hearers, now urge on We
all to dive down into your breeches pockets
and haul out suIhin' tor the poor.
Washington ladies are all on the ragged
edge of remorse, anxiety and fear. Madame
Yoshida. wife of the Japanese minister, bad
some native embroidery on her crimson
creme dress the other night, which drove
them wild with agonizing envy.
Queen Victoria is said to keep her real"
birthday alone with her family, and allow
her subjects TO celebrate the suspicious
event ONE DAYS later. In free America the
populace would prefer to celebrate the
deash OF such an aristocratic queen.
Arsene Houssaye, writing from Paris, says
that IN the American society, pretty women
think themselves still prettier when their
dresses dray out of sight; in the official
WORLD. faces dark with ridiculous gravity; in
tbs Partisan world, beauty, ribbons and
deviltry.
The following excellent toast was given by
s schoolmaster: ''The fair daughters of
America-may they add virtue to beauty
subtract envy from friendshi multiply
aIniaOle accomplishments by sweetness OF
temper ivide time by sociability aud econ
Omy-and reduce scandal to its lowest de-
nomination."
The London Pest has an advertisement IN
xlting proposals from ladies of character
and suitable fortune for the hand OF an En-
zlish baronet of the earliest creation" The
ct T.-raa
should interview old Uncle Bill Allen, and
ascertain the antecedents of the bsronet from
the early recolIsctioEs of that gentleman.
A Titusville philosopher is cudgeling his
ounce of brains in an attempt TO understand
why woman can fall in love with man
who has a cork leg. Somebody ought to io-
fo-nn him at once that in nine cases out OF
ten a cork leg is the most intelligent and in
eoyruptiDle part OF man, and there is now
and then a woman who comprehe1ds the
fact.
the golden oriaame of day was sinking
behind the western hills ana gloritYing the
landscape with its parting rays, when she
iFted her arms out of the wsshtub, shook
of the fosmy fsstoons OF suds that chung to
them, aud gszicg Indignantly at pile OF
her husbands linen observed: 1.-Two shirts
, week. That more than / can stand. Now
let him wash 'em himselt."-Brooklyn Ar
gns.
No. We 90 not believe the Pittsburg con-
yention can abolish the family circle. That
is a secret society which always gets into
trouble any party which tries to meddle with
in. Then. besides, does anybody believe that
while woman lives on the face Of the globe.
she car ever be persuaded to give up that
srrip of her's-thst terrible grip with which
she is wont to make havoc with her hus-
oand's Samsonian locks.-LChleago Journal.