The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1875-10-21

+ > &OsHanHxGsqe ON MA1alAGE.
7 Hrstsfyl 1 8aoias ffs Ting Il u u y who ths
| pair WYE who first put on the, silkeu
huens6, andpfchdsedfeoewofk kind
rs It thru thick and fhin dp Fill and
down, and on the level, swim, drown
OF hote Bot VhoeveG t6a wuz ths
must have made p good thing of III 81
10 many Of their posterity s1onld apot
have harnessed up aimee and drove
out. s'apaA fs'5i -aisa'i,ns -aes1S3 80 "a
Vus' lisf.ffs zIsrff<sd -fSrfAEfE - -.od,
There is . CRATE moral gripto mar
riage-it 10 the morter that holds them
together. 4fsssi s,.55..is1 fsf-e liz % y
But there amt but darn phisw foaks
whs put thare money in lmatrimony
who could set down and give a good
written opinyun whi on arth tina come
to did it.
This isa CRATE proof that it il one Of
EtIeG n5tfafk kind OF sxidehts aiat must
EhSppSnjiet az birds Ar out Of the'nest
when tb4Rue feathers enu9 without
Ebeihg able tostelI why. 81 1
Sum marry for buty, and never dis!
coyer their mistake this is lucky.,oi,s
Sum marrysfofC honey, and don't
see it.
h. Sum marry fcri pedigree, sud feel
big for Six months, thas very sensibly
come 70 the coaclusioI- that pedigree
is ne better than skim milk. -
Sum marry bekaWss tha have been
histed somewhere sise this is a cross
match, a bay and a sorrel /; pride may
make it endurable. ,.is ,,-aej7
SUN marry forgive. without cent
in tbelr pock ets, h6nlsa affisSd in the
world, nor drop Of pedigree. This
looks desperate, but ii, ,is the strength
~ eAS game. NJ TeNS .s.-a -4sat
If marrying for love amt success
then matrimonyIis a ded beet.G ssli'4
/ Sum marry bekawseg they think
wimmin will be scarce next.year, and
live tew wonder how the crop holds
ont. .-yjs.i Is g3<
Sum marry to get rid Of themselves,
and discover that the game was one
that two could play at, and neither
vim niGiI W3E
: sum marry tho second time to get
even, and find it q gambling game
the more they put down the less they
take up. S~ =, -.
Sum mail ~ to be happy, and miss
Ing it. wender where all the happiness
goes to when 1t dies. not @
Sum marry they can't tell why, and
live. they can't tell how.
Almost everybody gets married, and
it il. . good joke. Sum think it over
carefully fust and then sit down and
marry. ii
Both vsys ase rishtif shey hit the
mark.
Sum marry rakes to, convert them.
This is little risky, and takes q smart
missionary u, ,doit 3[J TysH ..
Sum marry coquetts. This is like
buying . poor farm hesyily mortgag-
ed, and working the balance Of your
days to clear off the mortgages.
Married life has its chances, md this
is iust what gives. it its flavor. Every
body loves to phool with chances, be-
kawse everybody expects to win. But
1 am authorized to state that every
body don't win. TX 0s -
But, after all, married life is full as
certain as the dry goods bizness. go.
No man can swear exactly where he
will fetch mp when hs tuches calico.
2 No man kan tell ast What fcslico has
a mind to do next.
Calico don't even know herself.
Dry goods Of all kinds is the child
Of circumstances.
Sum never marry, but this is just as
risky ::the disease is just the same with
another name to it.
= The man>who stands on the banks
shivering and dassent, is moro apt to
catch cold than him who pitches his
he'd in tine river.
Marry young il mi motto.
l have tried it and know what 1 am
talking about. g rffr
If anybody asks you why you get
married, say you don't recollect
v Marriage 10 safe way to gam BILE
if yu win, yu win q pile,i yu loeze, yu
dontiooze anything snly the privi-
ledge of living dismslly alone, and
soaking your own feet. ,.,q
There is but one good excuse for a
marriage late in life, and that is-a
onedE|nsa.rri's'. [TTEKIH