The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1875-09-14
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MISCELLANY.

Whenever the President appears III
a saloon the waiter sings out: " All to
the Chief"
The Rev. Dick Battle, a negro pastor
of IA church in Meridian, Mississippi
has stolen liam.
In spite of grasshoppers, Minnesota
will be able to sell % 900 OO bushels OF
grain this season.
An official report places the loss OF
property 10y the recent Hoods IN france
at III, 900 900 francs, and OF me ~ ooo'
"Any letters for Mike How"' asked
an individual OF a clerk at Il postnllice
window. "No letters for anyOody's
cow"
Georgia is drilling n battalion, COM
posed of companies in Augusta Atlah-
Ia. Macon and Savannah, for the CEN
tennial.
Tennessee has been State seventy
nine wears, and the western section
has never produced ohlteu 0'hies
Senator.
Josh Billings remarks: "The only
yoy TO cit thru this world and escape
censure and abuse, is to take sum back
rond. You can't travel the main turn
pike and do it. "
Ode to my landlady-Two weeks
board bill. - Exchange. Yes; She
under gtanAa joke of that Kind ana
that's why you're n verse to meter, we
eunnocn --lCOm ADV.
The latest instance of financial DOUBT
is that of a man who noglets to cut ti'e
counons from his bonds, because he
would not know what to do with we
money if they were turned INTO cash.
lie lives in Boston.
As the ladies' walked on the beach
with their long hair down, because
otherwise, sit takes 50 long to dry.
IL was the eRftn terrt6ic VINO sniu 'ri-
nmphantly, y" Mamma leaves all hers
at the hotel"
The Car of Russia has a big BACK
dog, pet of his, which follows MN
around and tears other folks paht-iees'
Thnt canine doesn't want to come blt-
ING around some American travellers
we know of, he doesn't.
A travelling item says that 1.-THE
Princess Louise, wife OF the MARQUIS
of I,orne, is executing n bust OF ller SIS,
ter-in-law, the Countess OF rercy W
be placed in Ainwick Castle, Norlhu.i'
beriaud.n She comes OF an artisIle
family; Wales used to be some VII
husts.
The st. Paul Dispatch asserts tha'
Governor Davis, Of Minnesota, che"S
tobacco moderately. The Dlspatci
should have kept this Information t'
itself Now that the people of Mime
sofa are told that their GoVernoreheW'
no more than an ordinary man 'ho9
will cease to respect him'
A man recently stopped at hotel u
Des Moines, where pretty high DIN
were charged. In the morning 'n'
landlord made out the amount "
damages and presented ~. nl'er W.
ruest had glanced over II the latle
looked the landlord in the lace an'
exclaimed: aye put me IN NINA OF
snipe.U Why?" asked the landlord
"Bccause yere very nigh all bill''
Detroit Free Press. You can't re
an old shoemaker to hlunder IN
other day when weighty Wohia
sailed into n Detroit shoe store an
selected n pair of No. As and sat dow
to hive them tried on, the shoemaNe
saw TINT she wanted ~. But he dlu,
tell her so, and start her out OF III
shop ON y gallop. He smiled an
SOFTLY said: Madam, all the arist'
cratic ladies are now wearing shos
three sizes too large for their leet,
order to have cool extTemities, anu
course you want to follow the style
She smiled like n duck IN reply 10 II
smile, and replied; "iou are III q p
aition to know beat, and leave ever.
thing to vour Judgment" Wheh 81
went out she said she never llau sue
m easy fitting shoe on in her VINO
life.
Knoxville Is where she lived, ana
was Higgins she loved. IL was tn'
deep searching love that never reoo
Mics locksmiths or needs parental ~
vice. Marry him she would, though
necessitated descending from the VA.
window, and from the back winu =
she went down 10 the arms OF y
lover, but the family appeared Oh "