, 1875-07-25

the sum Of 50 600 rnpees. SHE IL \ vons. w. ~
OF birth. Of noble family, we'll educ,ts3 ~ "a
speaks Spanish, French, and = Iittla Tnos,, ~
clever, and brilliant besuty
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES
When Tomaa has buried her ai1ta tn,a.,.
it sounds sort OF heartless to hear har nj. =.
of the Cemetery a1ciaimine " Ns1t !"
A Kansas girl says that nothtne rn.>,. l.
30 mad a. to have graashopper aav,nn :,
down her back just as her iover hae c.z,. !, =.
| proposing point.
The tidal-wave OF measles which h,s H..
sweeping over Fiji WAS stsrted by s.i1a, t;.s.::
girl She says she's so7y for ths asm,e, -
sas wanted to oe k1saed
A Michigan farmers wife {vhose mama !, =.
way. is Elizn) lately produced second n,;, :.
trims. and the happy agric1lturist now An II
spouse his " fartile-Lka!" ".'& W
Two rival bellies met at fancy ball ha II,
ter. How we'll yuu look nndar caadls.Hebsis =
exclaimed one, ~ And how charming yn raa
the dark said the other.
No Norwegian girl is allowed to bsx,. H..
until she can bake bread and knit s:oe1a.s
and, as consequence, everv girl eau fsf,,s1
knit long beforo she can read Or wfits.
Mother: "Now, Gesty, be . rood hi ID
give Aunt Julia kiss. and eay eood.ols;ts
Gerty: No, no! If kiss her shell ID =,
ears, like she did paga's. last night" f.ksa|
Philadelphia husbands are not allowed Ia %
OF nieht-kaYs, and, when xha clock .tziks1 M
they are not at home. the grisvoa 1ifs soae 81
Sarah. hand me my bonnet sud sh.zL-tA
sword-cane!"
Said magistrate to an actress. Yow pnta+
sion, Mademoise1le 2" .'Artiste.' "You
see?" Twenty-swo." "Usher, YOU c,a M ss
seear the lady to tell the truth, the xhols tsta
and nothing but tho truth"
*'How MANY children ?" the cecaohtu
asked Dubuque woman. "Dont h6x,a
replied the dame, "they was elevea lase ri,
and hlieve there was one or tWu ccmo atnf
in the winter; call it dozen"
The young man who offers to stop drinking nj
chewing it his girl will marry him, wilt u ks
than = year after marriage, tell har tbat b sal
himself for SO cents on the dollar, and sha NIL r.
ply that abe paid . par cent too high ta Aas
When Duluth woman wants to know 1Ay n
blazes her husband didn't order thk: WOOD h
looks at her 10 chilling dignidsd saE snd n
plies !" I do not wish to 60 to tha Blsok Hah
but do not press me-do not AROUSE tito uG1'
Probably QUE Of the most thrilling gpecsdea
in tife-one that senda through the obsezFe ~
greatest variety Of emotions in 4 monant-a
that Of girl darting her lips undsr her htkts
mustache to capture cherry held besNaaa hs
teeth.
Just before marrying an old m&u fm kie
money, Louisville girl called her fashsr aade
and, throwing herself upon his nsck, ax0sstasd
amid smiles and tears; 20, fatharl 4onr paaE
miserable daughter will have nsT oar9sf
every week" -. >.'
4 foreign lady recently sold kisB tu 3Mleaa
while a lady-psssenser who Fued ! Westsru O.
tiuctor for kissing her oniy got $1,000. Try
shows how much better one can do hv tndlNdsa
enterprise than depending on tatt6 tn
BY law
L man in New York quarrelsd With big wfsa
Sunday evening. aud then hung himself to ta
bedpost with bis wife's &ptoa. This hetla nasf
monial iufalicity should teach wivsa 70 A*sse
have a spare aoron or two about ths housat ~
plenty Of hedposts. i:
Ahi il is something like rest-sweet peseets:
reporter can start from hons
1idpipbt. and not hxve the wome7 In e7a1
third house along the wsy stick their ntghttsP
oed heads from the windows, and an1iousty -:
i Has that jury come in yet 2"--RTodssss
Arqus.
4 v11d-eyed man, carrying bis hat in hia haa6
,ntered the depot yesterday and called out W
W Whsre's | he trsin :" "Whst t1ain ;" "Aa]
rain-any train! My wife isn't tan rods hshina
md she's got IN ax-handie over ha1 sA6u'aa
md sulphur in her eye" ::
The Cincinnati Commercial saya: "Ths laa1
vrannica1 decree OF fashion il, shst eofsese aass
onceal and hatten the feminine bzoast by 4 gF
EN- Of wha1ebones. Opens war-for come ~
on or no reason-has been declared tsasna
romipent busts. and. the fatter tho atfef M
he moro distingue are they considesad-
A Paris Newspaper informs tts tesd4fs sna
here ia pauio in New York regaidfns ~
carcity Of women. and that On this ACCOUNT ~
,aIe population are beginning 20 !eafe "
ongress ts disturbed about it. and thss taels T.
pronosfsion 70 rive brilliant fates thste q
raw women from all parts OF tho counny. ~ a.
il. then be kept there, as tho Romans keps ta
Abinea. 49,.
The audience at French theatre nssn
oubled BY tall hats worn by lsdIes. 1as r.
wing WIS posted up in conspicno1s PoeSa.t'
i'd proved to be very effective; Ihs ~
,er requests that all good looking lsoN y"
move their hats for the aceommodsaef r.
le rest Of the audience. The aged me III
I'd the plain: are not e1psctsd to comply ''''
lis request" 80
MockiuaAbirde ars valuable psss 10 faa'ssy
rls. It has bean discovered that thsy'aa '!@x -
ta to perfection the sound df eTefT aeeoSE, 6,
ss from the inspirahonsl and dsvoson1st
10 pAro1ysmni. When patarfantltas 1ezssss -
'ars any suspicious "swe%- peeps no1
'rIor, Angehna will e1ptsiu thst u VI ~
. mooking- bird" Il is said shat eae ~ N
ained in this accomplishment will mmE $A
Brooklyn
The Taunton Mass Gdzete tails Of 4 yoe
10 who recently conceived the brilliant - -
piping the question BY postal card. ~
gly be dispatched one to the idol OF ~ ns.3;7.
aring simply bis naus 8Ud this chAfacsel =.
q feelings eau be imagined On receis1nA o!.1
n malta card inscribed most enefgeticAH H.
hen last seen he hat checked bis tol1tf.ocI
Iicago. and was inquiring ths pr1cs of safe't
kets to the West, -.
7estasday morning Detroit husband e'eIsc
wife to one OF the deoosa, that ace
Irt on = visit 10 the country, TO % eo ~,
eks, and - abe WAS about ready 70 eas1 -
:, ha 1aid: "Desr me but "ont % 81
ne. though !" II rather think you VIZ T. ~
tpondod, in dry, cuttin3 tane. "tof 4StAx
,ged with si1 women, four pohceDeas 80
!ectiveR, to keep Al eye on Jonf az
t il was sad smile--De3roI FTes Ffen -
The other d&y, 10 = wousnn tn mourning r.
mt finished making her purrhases q
2ed in b vehicle which brought hef. % p
, SONS MICA beans ?" She burnt INTO
fm&hAd vrrfrah Aha -srn47 +xWh&$ r.