Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1875-04-17
NUMBER 30.

to know if Louisiana isn't in IL state Of Car
MICA"
"Ihat beats awlr' exclaimed shoe
maker, as he looked at Il shoe e-making ss>
chiHe.
1t seems as If II would make compositors
howl to discover that there is only ono EN-
In poem.
Thoro is II poor fellow ut Bangor who
says its working between meals that's
killing him
The young man who toaStcd he would
yet make noise in tho world. bcats gong
for II hash mill
An Irish editor says he can see no earthly
reason why women should not be allowed
to become medical men
4 peep bohind the curtain -" Mother.
don't get NE mad now Harry is com&g
and | shall ho all of \ flush
"Whst are you doing there?" said II gro
cor to Il fellow who ww stealing his lard.
Il am getting flt.' Wa the reply.
A prisoner, whih being examined in
court, contrndictcd himself. "Why do you
lie sor' asked the judge, Haven't you =
lawyor?'
A Gcorgi,n editor has had his pistol sAoi-
en-. He adyrrtiscs to give the thief the
contents, and no questions asked, if he will
return it.
Dicdrich, lately married, says, ct vas
yoost easy os needle Good walk oud init
chmcl's eye, as to get der bchint word
nit vemans."
Yaller Pup landing is the name Of Il new
stopping place on the Cumberland River.
and the Swigglcs House Is the name of the
principal hotel thcreat
Mr. Mutton, of Oshkosh, has a complaint
against railway company for being put
off the cars ut the wrong station. Mutton,
suet, why doa't you?
Miss Addic Lake, of Hamilton, called it
.'cowcumhcr,' and her enrlgcd mother hit
her with "'The History of Canada" and
broke her colltr-bonc.
The best defence Of lying that we ever
read is the remark of Charles Lamb, relat-
ed by Leigh Hunt, that. "trlth is pre-
cous, and not to be wasted ON everybody"
In Pcmhna, in Pcmbina,
The people do not care n straw
Whether they freeze or whether thaw.
Ib'Il tIi''N w III bt'Lc you tlti you ~ EdW
If you call it ausht but Pcmbina
The Inter- Occdn calls Mrs. Jane Swiss
helm 'n woman with n ruddcr to her
name. -Pitsb'uy Commercial. Yes. but
what was her ruddcr name before she was
married?
The young man who resolved to commit
suicide because his sweetheart married an
~. l..
thought that he might be furnishing his
rival u job.
Miss Bancroft, the young lady who was
lately m lrricd to Count Tzrcuzksi, has now
got a name which is the nearest approach
to the phonetic spelling of sncczc thlt
has vt been made.
Dsccrnment. - Young lady (who has
missed the mcct'D: "Do you know where
the hounds arc, Robins ?" Old Keeper
(compaasionrtcly) "Y'arr just too lnte.
Miss-thc Snntlcmcn be all gone"
The proprietor of Il forge, not remarkable
for correctness of l.r%u,%e, but who, by
honest industry had realized comfortahI"
ind, pcndcrcr, hrilg called on ut u socrd
meeting for II toast, gave Success to for
g2ry.
MliWaNkcc bGtSJS on tilt III VII WIFI inc
champion nose. We are not accurately
posted as to the dimensions and geography
OF the article but it's main color is said to
be violet blue. Not, let the reader please
understand, violent blue.
The only case III which a girl got the
mittcn from her lover is reported i'll Tcrre
Hautr But she married him in spite of it.
1t is the case of Eve NJ. Slaughter who
married Joseph w. Mitten. Of course she
drew him OF.
IIcarsay and Battle are the editors of the
Shreveport TimcS. What is believed by
ncarsly is decided by Battle. With II pn-
per so conducted, it is vain to look for
truthful statements or peaceful counsel in
its columns.
A young man askelfor copy of EIomer's
"Odysscy" at u book store in Norwich
Conn, the other day, and the clerk, not
fin ling it, ,lnirkcd in reflective way.
"Wcll, we Invent amy Of llomer's latest
works in at present.
Short Correspondence. MIR Browns
compliments to Mir. Smith; thinks it un-
necessary his pggs should go through his
ground .'-Rcpiy: "Mr. Smiths compli-
mcnts to Mr.. Brown; thinks it equally un-
necessary to spell pigs with two gees
A dispute is going on in Fiji about tho
ctiuucttc to be followed at missionary cook
ing5. ono party claims that the men only
should be allowed TO dance round the
tempting mur5"l, while the Fiji Woman's
Rights Society ursc that the women should
be permitted TO JOIN in.
An Altoona man says that animals apprc-
ciatc the humorous from the fact that he
saw Il broad grin ripple over the visiLge of
a hos at which he had thrown II huge
boulder, only to have it Craze the brute
and smash u $40 plate, lass window be-
yond.
Much depends on the way in which things
are stated. For example, in one OF our
Western exchanges an account os II stcian-
rr accident is given III which the reporter
says: "'lhc only passengers were i. B.
Nathan, vino owned thrrr-fourths Of the
cargo and the captain 5 wIIc.
A Troy stove firm has received II letter
from the West in relation to the purchase
of Il hcltnr for u church, which concludes
ms follows: "rhr heater furnished by you
for th" church AZ -- works bully. Give ns
your rock bottom prices, a3 We are poor.
but very pious.'
The teacher "f u district school in Mans