The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-08-26
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

,,s,, ,vho can take ioke-the CONT
journalist.
rla,ers that ought to be red-The Aub"'
pspeIe.-N. Y. Commercial AdyeItIssf rr,r-
The cry in Herzsgovina-"Ptm. ADV.
kew :his way, please "-NSnipgs Wisconsin
Facts being stu69Ra his span Of mules by
farmer has chri"
that nana6nounce it "Delenda est Chicago"
lie public schools of St. Louis.-N. \.
Com. Ad.
When Adam got tired of naming his de-
scerdsnts, and when he got half through be
ssid. "let's quit aud call the rest smith"
SHADES OF Ben Franklin. forbid it! There
Is a penalty of five dollars for kite flying in
Philadelphia.
The president must have enjoyed the
clam bake yesterday. de Away did like
to bs where the shells were bursting thick
est, yoG know.
A Wisconsin woman has just made ap-
plicztion for divorce on the ground that
her husband has been INDUCING IN crooked
kisses.
When the new Senator, Key OF Tennes-
see, i introduced 10 Senator Dawes, won't
there ha apt TO be another lookup in cor
gross IN. y. Com nnercial Advertiser.
Sealed proposals have been made to JET
Davis to become president of TIE female
college at Columbus, Ga. Hope he VIII
axe his hoop-skirts along.-Chicago Trip.
TIE vile of noted practising physician
advised her husband to keep away from
funerals of his patients, as 1t looked too
much like tailor carrying home his own
work.
Sirce the King OF the Sandwich Islands
returned home, great improvement is seen
in most of his subjects. They now cut their
plug tobacco instead OF biting it OFF. and sus-
Penders are coming iuto general use.
A correspondent wants to know why the
LITTLE pes: now threatening the New Bruns-
wick grain crop is called the "army" worm
We suppose ON account OF its invRriabld
read ness 20 'take the field"
Precise old party -"Conductor. do, pray
get on. I've an sppointmeEt-" Cor
duc5or-''All right. sir Now, look sliv,
Bit; here's hold gent wants co meet hs
young CONAN"
Whist" asks Woodruff e Clailin's Wee;-
ly, "sball DO to be ssved?' Until the T.
cili;ies of all known schemes of salvation
shall have Dsen considerably enlarged, il is
hardly worth your while TO do anything
Rochester Democrat.
When Pennsylvania farmer sold his
Ia - - 81 va NCA'HHhyB AO "NhA% ~
the day he go: his cash, and bought his wife
two hundred dozen clothes pins and twenty
five clothes lines. He said he'd had govt
ing and iawing enough about that hoUs.
grass widow" at Holyoke, Mass. who |
often went, Ostensibiy, to strew fiowersapon |
the grave ofthe dear departed, was surprised |
the other day, by the departed ones ,eturn-
ing from six years. absence at ssa; and |
DOW the gossips are coniecturing where the |
widow put the flowers.
Why will young ladies lace so tight? Ny
Uncle Consider says our New York young |
ladies' lsce tight so as to show economical |
young fellows how frugal they ars-how lit |
tie waste they can get along with. They |
don't lace so as to show their beaux how |
much squeezing they can stand, and not |
hurt EN-, o, no.-From Eli Periins's New
Book.
Devoted lover: 'Slr, 1 love your daughter; |
all inst is necessary to complete our hsppi |
ness il your blessing. Stern parent: "No, |
sir: my daughter has got to marry a wealthy |
man." Devoted lover: al am one OF the
gsugers indicted by the grand jury"
stern parent: Take her-bleSs you my
children milwaukee News.
Preachers and Ssbbath-school superin-
tendents have q cause of complaint against |
irreligious newspapers which print the state |
msnt that "a New Haven boy was so Sc
verely kicked by horse, Saturday, that be
would probably have been killed il lot OF |
stolen apples which he had secreted under
his shirt bad not broken the force OF the |
blow. The apples were entirely ruined"
DR.. Horn. editor of the Niles mich
Democrat, recently joked a neighboriDg edi-
tor, one l.. E. Barnard, of the Berrien County |
Journal, on his bad spelling. The bold Bar
nard came back at him as follows: "This
man (meaning Horn is liar, thief, and q
murderer; traitor 10 his country and his
God" Strange to say, Horn doesn't appre
eiate this retort courteous, and he has COM
menced a criminal suit for libel. Some edi- |
tors can't take joke.