The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-07-03
Laughing Gas.

Laughing GaS.
Shades Of window curtains.
Sheet music-children crying In
bed. a
i The cause of woman suffrage the
scarcity Of husbands.
+ What portions of the body are the
best travelers--tle two wrists. -. - !,
i Stamps are not required ON notss /,
but it takes " stamps to pay 'em. :
/ What is that which, by losing an
eye, has only nose left Z A noise.
! The hair from a lady's braid should
never be worn on the lapel Of . gem
tleman's coat unless the parties are
engaged.
Young Lady" Is this a smoking
cart" Fellow inside" No, marin
If you want to smoke you must take
the for'ard car.
OF what beverage did Julius Cesar
def Of a Roman punch, admins
tered by Brutus.
" It's generally the case with bad
boys" remarks Miss Susan B. Antllo-
ny, "ttllat they look like their mothers
and act like their fathers"
| Your feet are very stylish, said q
man to bis friend, whose feet was COW
cred with bunions. No, not stylish.
but exceedingly nobby," was the good
natured reply. -. 20
| A Kansas paper says :-"A mule
kicked an insurance agent In t,,ie
place on the cheek the other day. The
agents cheek was unipjured,. but the.
mules hoof was broken"
Kansas teacher-s. Where does All
Of our grain product 60 to z" Boy
1t goes into the hopper.n " Hopper!
What hopperi" Grasshopper I"
triumphantly shouted the lad.
Old Lady (who sleeps badly:) "Now,
Mary, it should want to light my
candle, are the matches there Mary:
Yes, ma'am, there's wan" Old
Lady: "One! Why, if it misses fire,
or won't light Mary: ooh, divil q ).
fear Of it, lna'am. Sure thried it.n
"Do you enjoy going to church,
now ~ asked lady Of Mrs. Parting
ton. La, me, do" said Mrs. Par
tington. Nothing does me 90 much
good as to get up early on Sunday
morning and go to church, and hear .
populous minister dispense with the
gospel" - 547' f's57z' 7''.'
A fond parent who bought COW
for his simmer residences in anticipa-'
ton Of the delight that the product j.
wonld cause lis little daughter, was j,
somewhat chagrined when Miss Pert,
looking upon q pan Of nectar, ex-
claimed: "Oh, the l,orrid yellow r
scum. It. isn't half 80. good AZ the :.
nice blue milk We get in Boston,"
There was a ludicrously sudden de-
scent from the sublime to the ridicu-
lous where clergyman preaching on
the Ministry of Angels " suddenly
observed, 81 bear q Whisper" the
change Of tone started one OF the dea-
cons, who sat below, from a drowsy
mood, and springing to his feat he
cried, Its the boys IN the gallery"
English Tourist Tin Ireland)-
me, waiter, at what hour does the first
train leave for Clonmel z" Waiter
" Is it the furst thrain, sor9 I'm not
rightly shure. The nOine tllrain IN
used to leave at hat past noine-bnt
fax it goes at tin now, and there's no
furst thrain now at all. But I'll az.
at the bar, sort"
Aunt Hetty inquired of the servant.
girl recently if she came from the
hungarian parts of Ireland. On being
told that her geographical knowledge
was somewhat defective, she excused
herself by saying, 81 hain't much
learniD'; never went to school but
one day, and that was in the evenin'
and we hadn'e no candle, and the
master didn't Gomez -.
Jones went to q theatre the other
evening. The play was bad, the act-
ing worse. On all sides Jones friends
We're kissing both. IS YOu take il
comfortably" said q friend to Jones'
/" l came ID on o pass and dOE't feel
at liberty to express an adverse opin-
ion," WAS the reply. Presently, how
ever, Jones rose, hurriedly, indigna-5
ton IN every line Of his face, = BY
Jove, ! must 60 out aud pay! !" 10
exclaimed.
As boy was going down Porter
street, yesterday, a woman opened
the front door Of a house and called,
:" John : John! john" As the boy
paid no attention to the calls, a pedes-
trian said to him "Here, bub. your
mother is calling you." "No she isn't,s
replied the lad, as he turned the cor.
ner; she's only fathers second wife,
and l want her to understand that she
can't run me !n-Detr0it Press.
A man in North Carolina who was
saved from a conviction for horse
stealing by the powerful plea Of his
lawyer, after his acquittal by the jury,
was asked by the iawyerj nHonor
bright, now Bill, you did steal that
horse, didn't you7" HNow look there,
ndge," was the reply, 81 alters did
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