The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-06-22
GOSSIP.

Inc cheese vendors mOtJo-"lJ nit
have been." s--
Three popular kings-smoking, drink
ing and talking.
1t is very seldom. thet bank telle
Will tell anything about his bank.
A man so drunk that he can not tel
his friends he is sober, is pretty badl,
Theory may be. all very we'll bu
young doctors and lawyers prefer prac
tice. r'... .l.''
| Those who walk fastest In going Il
dinner often walk slowest in going bacl
| to work.
The Bostonians worry the, atmosphere
with fans that have Bunker Hill m9pM-
ment on them. ,.lI ia 1. ~ sse
A Mr.. New, of Chester, N. Y, named
| one Of his sons "SometAing," and AN.
other "Nothing." D.,
There are 700 hackmen in Boston, all
whom are at each railway station on the
arrival OF every. train. 10 ~ ,.j..s,.. ia
The race is not always won by, the
strong. Were it so, the oaiun would be
head, instead-of the cabbage. s97ai1e.
A man ought to feel flat instead Of
compiimented when he hears himself
spoken OF as one who has level head.
When single man gets into trouble
he goes to drinking. When married
man is afflicted he goes down the street.
"Jury," said Western Judge, s.you
kin go out and find verdict. If you
can't find one of your. own, get the one
the last jury usedn '''' ''' " ''.''' "A ''
1.-TWO soles that beat as one." re-
| marked the boy to his mother, Sas she
was dealing with him for his sins with
both slippers at once W.
Melinda Robbins, of Indiana, got the
powder horn and assisted her brother in
kindling a fire. They will live but not to
| brag ON their complications.
The difference between our. friend
| Biowps sweetheart and the ladies this
| spring Is, that one has Brown suitoI
| and the other a suit o. brown.
An impertinent fellow wants to know
II you ever sat down to tea. where
skinned milk was on the table, withUut
being asked "Do you take cream 7"
| Said one man to another: stIf it wasn'j
Sunday, how much would you take for
that lumber?" ''lf it wasn't Sunday PC
tell YOU" was the very proper reply. '''
| 81 am having myself taken. in oil,,
| said a Wel.-known physician complac-
emily looking around. "Cod-liYer, / sup,
pose" groWled an experienced patient
\ 1t is said to be the intention of the
\ persons in charge of the census now be-
Ing taken Of New York City to max G
outa total OF 1,250,0O0 IN the enumera
| ton. .f'
4 chap picked up paper Saturday v
4 ana read the head: General Washing.
\ ton Dispatches" "Shoo," ne exclaimed,
| II nanter know If thaI critter amt dead
yete'
Graham bread is said to be excellent
food tor the children on account OF its
superior bOne-giving qualities You can
feed a child on that bread until he is all
bones.
A Watertown lady has commenced the
study Of natural history. She has a
mammoth cat that plays the piano, and
- now training a Toad to-. dance very
gracefully.
A Minnesota Sheriff carried a bullet
In his head ten yewrs, and w hen they re-
moved it, the other day, he became Iool.
ish. They are looking tor some one to
Shoot hlln again. b; ,tfyse. 81 sauf !n. .s,i.ts,
| Donalds on says he expects to be killed
this summer on same Of hts balloon trips.
He has ]unroofed3 barns and knocked
down chimneys until he has PRESENT..
| mentiot shotguns. l,i- '1.a ~ ~; 5f
/ The philosopher Of the Missouri Bruins.
wicker has rfpened into the conclusion
that ''Qn some mems tongues no wo
mans name is safe; on some women
lips every, mans peace is III peril"
University. coach to CoxsWain; III
perfectly ridiculaps! Here you've, gone
and gained an ounce and a half III The
last fortnight II you go on like this,
might as well steer tne boat myself. " ~
1t you want to arrive. alta truly realiz
ing sense OF your own poverty, just t write
t0paH a dozen or SO of watering place
landlords, asking them what they'll take
|your family to board tor by the week.
A senior thus describes his unsuccess
ful attempt to gain the attention Of s
young lady: II wanted to see her eyel
SO much, but some old fellow rushed In
ahead, and there 1 was eliminated by
suDstitution." 'itt r.
The Temperance Herald is, the queer
name OF new San Francisco paper ade,
voted TO the interests OF wholesale and
retail liquor dealers, brewers, wine mer.
chants, and all matters pertaining to Ihe
liquor trade" ,,' : ~
Nine. Ristori was presented on her ar
rival in San Francisco with an address
OF welcome from the Italian artists in
the city. t"We feel a national, pride.1
they said, ,"that you have come TO en-
tighten " ith the flambeau Of your genius
these new fontiers Of human progressR
During sanitary survey, recently III
LMcolnshife, man was found, aged
ninety.five years, who had been. in tht
habit OF drinking gallon of beer be fore
breakfast, another during the day, and
few extra ,pints at night to top on with
and who had never been iii ,a'day in hill
life. Ss ''' '''f { T i'ig ,.'sl ~ p
i Rowqsweet lisa perfect Understandable
between man and wife, He was TX
SNAKE cigars when he wanted them, bui
heJWas to give her ten .centsseyery TINT
he INDUCED in one. He kept his word
and every time, she got.b0 CENTS ahead
he'd borrow ,it,and buy cigars. And 8,
they were happy. .ese.. Y. ,,s sl.s +,
,lsiAt one OF the Boston ohoels, recently.
In answer to the question, tsWhat's sili
4 difference betweenanis island and % con
4 tinent,.and upon which do we Iveeo
il bright little shaver replied. ssThe differ
fence is that a. continent is muchlargel
lthan an island, and thatwe live ON bread
and meat and. .snchithings.@ 4s !.
A. "A Marion -citizenschaseda q cat across
the yard with knot of stove wood, the
| othnr might III q "A i<}nat-hit tho oot h,r