, 1875-05-09

The .Baratoga chap who mirrtod Eirl last
summer, having fallen in love with hBr beautiful
complexion, saws how That it was 4 !" skin game
Strawberries hare appeared at th6 reir9shment
6n1oous, and Tor willie young meh With light
purses will be cautious how they invite tho girls
out. *-* '.-' see s.
Mrs. Koen, OF 6nr;ngheld, declined to allow
her daughters to tn1e part 10 / spellinG5:match
because she heard somebody Bay that lnotty
words would be given out.
THESE are the nights for star gazing With Your
sweetheart, even if you arc kept busJ bruahing
the dew from her lips With you1 moustache, to
keep it from getting into her Throat and giving
her tho diphthesia. :
Lewis remarks that most any woman csn ut
down gracefully in q street car, but lot one in q
hundred can descend from the back end OF a
buggy when the hurse is running away without
feeling that she's going TO- o1erdo the thing.
lyon wiring my bosom, said despairing Bal
timore lover to t. ooqueftsh gill whotn he had
long sought iii marfiage. His burst of grief
decided her. and, putting out her hand, she
softly murmured, swell ring my finger, II you
% Eil b !; the happier for it; I will vs1 you no
logger"
A girl out West ate seven pounds Of heavy
wedding-cake, in order that she might dream OF
ner future husband. She dreamed that man
With teath foot long, dogs t6nt' add hair.t3p.
Sat on her all night and, rnther than marry
Elm, she contemplates suicide and an early tomb,
where the bobolinka aing.
In Boston the other day vain young fellow,
dressed in new spring suit, called at the house
Of q lady acquain tance and asked her how she
thought he looked. "You remind me Of early
green peas." was the atlswar. He @aB obliged 10
depart without solution OF this conundrum,
but understood 1t afterwards when he heard d
market1nan s.y that early peas looked nice, but
were very inslpld: '> y
4 gentleman. WAS endeavoring to enjoy an
evening In The company OF q young lady npon
whom Re called, but found serious obstacle in
the person OF stern father WHO ut length very
plainly iutimated that the hour for retiring had
arrived. I think You are correct, my dear cir, :"
returned the unabashed young man. - We have
beou waiting to have you 50 to bed for over an
hour
Susan Jane must hare been scantilI dressed
when she was looking out for her lover sud
Hon cooiinno tonight .Ho windis ii rest,
= The moon y full and fair ;;;;,s ,':~
.... ribbon in my hair. - -:
40 gracious, moi" exclaimed htrs: i1arroniat:
to Mrs Quoggn, raising her hands and speaking I
ID u very excited toha. ID She vas SO i'll WHEN,
her new bonnet came home that nhe couldn't
get up; but dear sakes jana. that didn't mai
ter nothing, for she jus1 put her hat on, and iay
with het had ont Of the Window the:whole aftel-
noon." -
X Westefh sditor sxolAirnsd "Boaton needn't
attempt to sell any of her shirt t-boaoma, WIN
ranted not to 1umple,' in this locality. Not
much! The Sigh; tho exclamation, the sweet,
tremulous accent the delicious fragrance OF her
hair aud breath-all these may pass away In 3
moment, but the rump1ad shirtbosom 1emains
ever with you aa preaant reminder OF past
joys."
Is they entered i dry-goods store yesterday
Won would have said, that love dwelt in both