The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-11-11

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4 Cincinnati Aasls4nd whp Gra,ly
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pas over, gst fearial mad teesase his
wae spilled sous bot eoeoe ~ b.
taees
Burlington 10y. beiag asked ny
b.. isaehef sue other day. vhas Ucca.
signeI the saltness oi the ~, r. Alter
foassiian advanced with somo cont.
dence ,be opinion that il mus, r. ow.
80 - The goldfish
"A pi0as New Jersey damc has
stopped pray ing for her husband. te-
eaase. - she says. have prayed -
bag without ehee, that think the
Lord has jast A. poor an opinion Of
sl.as mao a. have
Why don't you give as something
new. ssid topper N temperance les.
tgfsF something startling aud fresh,
.ud not the o'd story lhic over and
over again admit my inability 10
give you any new fogd for the brain,
of anything Ifesh aud startling But
,oa can take glass Of water and as
iahish your stomach.
Poor ielIo be bad good teal
Ia him. was the sorrowiug remark Of a
Mississippi editor over the body Of a
subscriber shot IN gin mill The
Coroner's inquest subsequently yerh
fed the assertion.
The editor Of the Bowmauyille
Statesman had man fined ten dollars
for throwing an ink bottle at him.
Vet this editor has been singing ink at
everybody else for years only be
didn't sling il bottled up.
AN eastern tramp, who had been
over Wisconsin,, says the names Of the
towns SAVIOR too much OF pedestrianisn
b. suit bis notions Of a printers state,
There is Milwaukee. Waukesha, Ocon-
owoc, Mani,owoc. Waukegan Pewau.
kee. aud a dozen other walks, but
derned little work
~Pshaw It's easy enough TO pat
ap stoye.pipe All you have got 70
do il 81 put on your kid gloves, take
up your cane, aud leave word AZ the
,iuncr's. aud when no gets ready, and
can't think Of any other job, and does
not want to go fishing, he viii pa
yoar stove up
A Dubuque yeangs.er, Learning
that taunin could be used TO make the
skin 80 hard and tough in exposed
places that chatting and blistering
would not occur, acted accordingly
aud now any amount of the parental
hand and single has no terriers FOL
hin.
What do you do for q living
asked a farmer Of burly beggar whS
applied at bic door Tor cold victusl'
aud old clothes. | don't do nothing
mach but travel about. was the answer
Are you good at travelling ! asked The
farmer. Yes, replied the beggar
Then lets ace you travel, said th'
farmer.
4 purchaser Of riverside prop
erty asked the estate agent II the rive
didn't sometimes overflow its hanks
Well. responded ne, Il isn't one 0
those siekly streams that are Away
confined a. their beds.
4 am going % give you twenty
Eve striprs after supper, said a paren
loA commandment breaking son.
would rather take the whipping now
father, than take any further time
Way, asked the indignant father
Because they asnally leave i've of 70
cash, and Of course III take sdyantag
81 the usual discount
1T il stated that thirty tons q sal
mon we're consumed by the Sartaog
hotels tbis season; aud this refutss I'd
theory that fab arc valuable brain food
Hun lreds Of young men Jeff saFatog
hotels wearing their hair parted 10 ID
mildle as usual
He held the old shirt up by th
seck before discarding il forever, bu
be wasn't mourning for the gsrme 81
lIe only said ~ish | bad all ii
Ariaks tina, has gone through that d
ueek band
Ned Baniline lie queer. He hs- !
many likes az cat aud a. msn
characters a. he has lives hrst Oh
thing sud then another. What Tin
he does Dot spend 90 spree be spend
Al ,heatfieals; and shat is left he j.