The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-12
scIasORiNGs.

Ina box-~the Bseuhsr jury, Ba
Wine improves vintage but kisses
don't, fsa.f f.s,ss
4 Hush moneyrthe money Paid q
baby's nurse, " sT ..r
In regard to the TAX on whiskey,
that's easily fecliHed, z ''7sa p
WiIlianlsBurgh woman has IN
artificial jaw Did she wear the
other one outS as a5a ei1asa a1soe
These stormy Sunday evenings are
weakening the coal bins Of families
with interesting daughters.
Mrs Holmes, Of Katie King inla-
my, according TO her own statenaEst,
Is acicls Of the hoal business so
Kalakaua is doubtless homo ore
this, and getting mixed mp under the
cross questioning of Mrs, kaiaka1as
The want Of The age il some other
method >of freezing uoveliqks hero
tha1 with horror.
Huldah B, Loud is prominent
Massachusetts, nuftragist, and when
she donlt shrek we suppose she talks
| like thunder. ia ssiaAsa Igq
When q Comsioeker wanta 10 dis
parage another ho says When yop
4 thoroughly prospect him, you'll find
no bauanzG In him.
Brother Hammond IS Ianliiiariy aGi-
dressed by che California miners as
cold Pard, Y and sinEoreydistraas TO
learn what they mean bYlits X and
4 "A Kentucky papef speaks el q man
\ who had a narrow escape from = sun
stroke, he having stood only tWo feet
\ from I man who was struck, S- 'f
The song 81 sho Washing ton youth
--0I want To DO a lobby man and
! 10 the lobby stand, with brass upon
my forehead and greepbacka ln my
haud,N
/ II il, said that two Wabash avenue
4 lovers will Sit up half the night with
only one chair in the Groom, bus that
ID easily explained 70 my one who
has been there.
All The aEes and buck-saWs found
in The iuins Of Pempeii are of light
make, as II constructed for womAn's
use. Those old anclents knew their
little business
aSpeaking ofinlerences,, said Judge
Lord. oil Boston, when we sec d
crowd At The Charleston Navy Yard,
wo infer, not that there is to be war,
but an election
y "Prance out some more pancakesp
warned William MoDnif, aa he sat ID
Ia table in Kansas City; and AS the
waiter wolldnlS pfance EN-, Mr.. Mo-
Duff split his ear with bowie knife
IA Sunday-school boy complains oi
the dilatoliness Of the officers of The
school inproeuring Minister Schenok's
, new work on Draw PokerR ioF The
n library, e
Il We should dearly like to SEQ Ahe
4 chap who predicted this was going 70
y be 4 mild winter, sitting on the fenc0
III linen dustef and listuaing TO the
mocking bird
q a woman az TiiIn OHIO, iell, and
broke her arm, but she refused two
Q offers OF assistance. because the mon
3 were strangers TO her and there was
! no one around 70 introduce them,
I HJ EFay-l2aek with MY box five
dozen quilts" There is nothing re-
mafkable about this sentence, only
= that Il is nearly as short as one can be
? constructed and VET contains The
! whole alphabet.
= Vermont clergymOn are mover per
Y misted tokiss tho ladies they have just
= made brides The dear creatures put
up their hands wish the Vsmark
! 'SThers, thatll DO. I've seen YOU fell
lows aiore.a
4 "A Florida railroad made nineteel
i cents clear last year Now wha
4 kind Of an institution IL thals NNh,
doesn't il got into debt, IKE 4 aiat'
canal, op state prison, ara he aone
Y thing Or somenoNlf
o. III you men, FomaFkoa 4 WASH
ia iuqton lady roe6nllQu reeentlg
"A pWould lat fl,e womQns dressas alone
shors would Be- much li1s fopll5hncs'
Aud lnisor9 in It'd world a palainl
q silonce followed tAd we Eupppae 4
proved tho AgatAof iAp rsmef*