davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1875-11-06

.Sflr lthFE E1prtfx,
Lord ShafeesbarY calls Rttention to the ree.nt-
~ issncA rtj,art 0t tho Inspectors OF Factories
and TO tho painful Information which it contAius
on tho suhj1ct Of fatnale labor IN tho black
Country, Or III 'tho nail aud cl!Aiu district"
Frou' both tue uai and Chain trades tllcro arc,
l6 hAyH, "etrnny representations ul1ae ngailbt
tho labor 1T wolAon. Whethor ~ TO numbers en-
ptotD.l or tho s1xU OF tue articles lnatle. The
w1ueu take tho place ol fathe,s and husbands,
1rtli4o tie men arc Idle aud drunk" Tue root Ut
tito csu i'll tho Dlack Country appaa,H to 10
dEuuhbnnrAa: no matter whether the uri,lkcr be
rn.d.er. cu!lier, cham or nail tunker. The nut
cIy against th4 colltura' mid prIalers' wives
working IL very great Aot rerisas 10 much FROM
their Influx into thu stA1e hut from the fact that
thcy work night aud day, toll aud slave. and not
giyo, uut for my priea Auy crafty knaye OF
MASTER cllootes TO Offer" In tho meantime thu
husband Is IL Souo pah!icl.oalse at i% case, anl
Training hid 'wAiiIot' for somo future running
On becfstegks aud tho best OF gnol fara,''
Nor is 1t only In Ihe ball and chain tralo that
tho p, ac3ice Ut husbauds living Oh their wivea'
lahur Eruyails. \ Young women, addressing Alr.
Nrswer, sltd, :. l say. master, wish you Woull
make ,Iy JuaiI do lltst0 uoro work and ms lesu.
nar.,os! = swell, did, 10 the INJURY what
Hl,o u4tsant by II swell, tho rnply mas, "Wbv,
when mtrlled lllnl In tie Mornia he l,ad s,nsrt
gold watch autl caaii, and anlart diokoy. but
%i.au me cams to 70 to bed at utgAt TIN blessed
IL he had ere 4 shut on, aud ever sucs I've had
10 koep tim by working III tic bricky yarl and not
only keep Lin hut tiud him ulouey ~ druk."
Aud 1t IL. 1t see,us, growing custom for idle,
lazy young isd4 ~ LOOK out Tor skilled, Indus
tr.ous wives III oTdor to obtain N ''easy life."
Tho sanitary condition Of the shops, Mr.
DsoNes Rays; Ii ottsu bad. Women work often
, 1875-11-06

A correspond sut of the London Standard giyo,,
thu following lieszogoyitlan iogend, wl.,oh ha
learned was regarded ~ reai by lie usoaks:
In tile llatxegoyiua Was o MAu who celebrated
tho Jur1eWdan (ths feAst Of 1T. leorge), aud l,s
won't away TO buy wiao that hn might pass tI.e
duy In sestlyo nlAnner, So he bought luO
olas Of wine, put them on his bacs, aud svt out
homewards. Az he uxA going through the
mountains he. tell In with caye. al.t Is ito
darkucss Wa drawing on tao Eosolvad to pass tho
night tLexs. Dut bahold q ui1acle! lIe ills 10
the cave villa. lle was Attle frightened. aud
asked her II he might pass tlAs night thafe. Thv
Wia answered that lso might. SO ho hid DOM
tue Wins, l,'acsd hsliaet by the tire. ind asked
cd h,m that abe served kEug KrasIsvicla Marco,
When ths hoFxegovinlxn Aeara Of Marco le WAS
giad, and -pssyei the Villa to opon
WAS. The villa opened It, and thsre le
perceived nrst 6charaz (tha far.fsnled was-steed
oe the Mpg] aud thsn Marco himself. but hs
, 1875-11-06

had no moro iia long l,narl nm! hal hrcono
blind. Marco nHhod tho Villa What man wan
thcro. Jho villa nHRwnrr'l Inn that Io w.s Il
!i:rzegosln'sn WHO In! ronc out to bsy rno fnr
tho 1lerzeRovf.tHn "tomr 10 me, BROTH
or. and slse mo your hahd. TINT I
mar feel how roopln arc nado now" lilo
llo.ze$oyln'sn Wa E"',, bt tie Wis r!'i.-
tiIasely cfutEt ltiH flhnd then tho Ile.zeynrln.
ian. lhhlead Of hin hand. reuclled him tho k'itt
end OF hs gun. Marco toizod II. and INSTANTLY
breko lt .ntn two nfeceA. Tn which hc said, "Dh.
81, aiicll wrecl,ot paopln arc NJ" upon ehrth!
Iho llorzesovinitn a',s"erad l,ttn, " Hy t;ad q
Marco we thought You wero long deal"
Tho hero hnswetcd him: 'tTbat an mt. my
son t ,sI Thon Kns fse 'pt. ths wsra 70
gun can conquer tho groa:cst foro. AMI AZ long
~ therA ia Kun there will ho 10 lerunn among
the youths. I,ut now shall noon go"nt OF thi.
f'n !" ss'ro, ,,sea sdo e"Fs; IT,, ',$s s ra
bo7" Marco anaweted, "Sc"ss thou t!ns
swori which hansH on llo Wall over
mof MT Tho breadth of Two fingers moto ~
wautlng III Of M itnof u h. entirely dxx, M out Of
Scharaz. and fiod will give me cyos that I tnnv
conquer tlle IutkH and restore onr kinI,i!nm."
After that hn required Of lin, tint In H1onlI
also bring lin cup Of l,is uinc. that f,s night
long ho had drank no VINO. The 1fcrzoSo7snian
brought him strana {fifsy oaaA) Of vine. Aarco
seized it aud drank II NJ at onn tlr1upht.
Then l,a aakctt him II he Htsli had wine. 1lle
IIergegosinlan Baid he had, kul brought linn tEa
second Btrnna. The iIoro did no lous than to
drink thin. too. of Ut slngIntltauailt. Then ho
abked, !" fJow murh wlne didHt thou ltaves"
Tho Iferzcgoyiniau aEswara.l, 'h hundred
okar." but Marco cried out, 30. wletcLcd
world. what INST thou became Thy measure il
fra,id. That waa nor QUO Okla. much less Il
hundred" Thcn ho ssll to tue villa, thc wss t,
giyo to the ]lerzcgossnian enae aucats. TINT Ao
might b1v hlmaolf Homo moro win0 for the teati-
val. and 10, babe him by bis life to tell anybody
anything about 1t. Tho 1icrzoSoyin.an bngAt
anothnr l,nbflEcd okas OF wine, brought II homo
and ceachtatcd hla ramo's da". And know that
thin s tho truth that Marco in still Twin. in TINT
ca9e, bnt TINT ho will Roon came ont and con-
qutr the Turkp. dive then all awey, and obthJ,-
lan our Serbihu Kingdom agan
, 1875-11-06

the eanao nnn1her which will reallxo about
:ITl.of'. or go heat I!o EMPLOYS from twelve
70 !i.r.'l mon. Iie has ailvnttsed for 20 D00
lc1a6 cattle, 70 be delivered At l!s ranch In july
afn"xt year. Tl,ess must bo ye.rlpgs. For thoso
DO pays 81. II aud tl5 rcspcctiveIy, according
% Ant'itF. He estimates thu iIcrnaso from his
hotn" herd to To 70 per cent yearly. Hia
on tho Cn;on l'a.itic, and at Deor's Tra,I on tno
Kansas Pacific.
Inst year tho expenses NJ hcrdiug, .tc..
amounted 70 less than ;:15g1. bnt n,swi.ti-
slahd.ng this com; ara!i:ely snail nu:Iay tho
h11tIness il onc Of grea. risks The lps1es s1,oo-
time" by ti,eft and death arn frghtf,,l. Tho
wi':tcr of is7l-2 WAS very eevcra. ai,t, averaged
A. 2a per lea i III aaiti, amounted to :inD 0vy
Ire H'lin Mr.. Hin has now Invested III cakt'p a.
car' IL a'npnnts tn nearly .Jl'lVtl. In nd,,,tiDn
no AaH lug hrMl of horses and m,,le., u.ad nrju-
cipally in korling, together with wagons. hau,,,r
t'"cea, cotras, mnTing-1nachneB, too.e i1uE ic.
ttoned.
, 1875-11-06

and tho e1altenent consequent thereon can be
better tmsgtnod than described. AZ length IN
e1pcdient MA resortch to by man throwing a
rope round the wire at tho lower part and thcn
man waa still fhstnned III such terrible manner,
Ono Of tho mon employed IN tl,a Fireworks dis.
play then. by gEoat courage ard skil, pnlleti
himself band ovor hand up BY tho rope. Aai en-
aftcr ronaiderablo difficulty rnannee, TO ltborats
tho f}ying. Jovc from Tho l!eatute by which or,e
fout sas fastenod to this wire. Having done thia,
no Descended hy tho rope and got to ths gronni
10 aafoty. Tit" example vaa speedily followed
assembled thousands,
, 1875-11-06

Ane1eitlue scene occurred o.1 NORTH Point yes~
tentay morning Is tile French corvette La Volta
was lsasin;: ivr Tahiti. During tho time thas
tho Volta semaiusd in ths harbor, ons OF tho
met' It seo,ns. utilized his "lberty days" in
woman residing in thus city. Tie altachment
was rec!frocated. aud when the lav OF parting
GAME II went hard for both. AZ the vessel gok
under woigh, she loye-strickeu ssilos, With
bound. cleared the hulMRrks aud headed boldly
for the shore. The corvette was instantly
stopped. bost lowered and manned. aud hia
capture speedily effected. But hs was no aooneE
placed on deck than he spsang overheard kgasn,
onlY to he captured in tbs ssiuo luauusr u be-
fore. Among the witnesses OF bis pluoky at
talnpk to escspo, who stood on tie dock II North
Point, wks the object 0f ia devotion. Her tacs
WAS tho ,ory picture VI despair when gAs San
her lover csplutod the 2ecoAd time.
, 1875-11-06
TIE 1NQuiS1TlOS CHAMBERS.
i visit to ellc Tortnrli,R InAtrumeuss
ri NuFensbltrE.

!" NAEGmUUfEs
tnrrt.nondtnee Loutsr,1'e cou,,e->Jonrna.
About week ago We were In Nuremburg.
whtta We went to seo tho CnaMbers OF tho la
q,iaItton. Az very few tourists vslt theso
Phases (for they Ate not evcu mentioned III a
Endn.book published IN the cit7), 1 thought II
might not be amtBs to attempt description,
llrat ~e wero conducted TO 4 small room with tho
walls coinnl:te!y covered with torsurlng fne.ru-
!iae'!ts of every description. This room wes used
HpahIsh ciaak-a barrel with tho bottom knock
"a out aud hole tn. this top large enough for
tito neck aud ahoyc this q vife caro- for thu
head. This cloak tho drunkari ras f co,npelied m led
90 wear about tho Htrects, thuB representing
oottomlens hartcl. The tortnring cLatr las high
arms with the scat, hac', and arm reatB covered
MIL! iron bpil;es.
attachco 10 his 4aIds md feot sud than !" knead-
Cd ~ 1t were With Hplka.covered rotlpf,
spanish CollarA, spantph bpnts, thumb. sctaws
thuint-haMnlerr. and fiddle. arc to be seen Ia
aaf nuH1ber; bnHdeH various Instruments fot
cutting off little at tinle of sls pnra nn.e tin.
GeEs. and tongue, aid for pulling out tho tongue
lure lure zero slao ladseH tor dropping meltet
iheir man might be uscd, with adyA6tase, bj
aome of tue Louisr,o policemen. 1t conAtsti
o. Ioht silck' at tie end or which Ia kind Of
1ork Wllh tlNlHB piouRa that will opon wher
something IL forced he Wcea them. In days ot
yorc. when II waa desired to casch a man, one
would wal.t up b hind linn atld catch his mech
between Tue pronss' Iho pron2s would open
ana hlH neck wotila bo ene:rclsd BY . apanirhco
lar' !. G., 1roh kpiEcs. After examining varlout
other Instruments nnous which were several
ussd for beleadihg, aIs' n1ca and block. VIC Wers
eonducteA 10 the chambers o{ tho Ro-ca}ed
'seam9 uericht.' 1hcsn hrn fertes Of nvn
fat.ta ctrect!y un*ietneash tho old city wallt
, 1875-11-06

IN IN aasahc"d slate of pregnancy, anil ahGck-
Hs F1HTF ~ toH ~ Ell, l: E' Il /, 4 IvIa3tnrtf
'loaE,u2 rxc Q r,nIr III and wo o rc13 155. II
tn h'aahsnE. " t'lA! Ahr lil nu, ratt,;, to mill,
tins Mort.ing." TO-! ,!soh, i" No more soull you IL
Jo'! hal lad child during tito 1,iYi,t.
MI. ]'roweE'a rep,rt shows ,,rallv enough
that tin tradns of "l,irj, ho Apna9H taysIva 4
elecleA ot lal,oF which womDn are m. l.tlcd to
uninrtaka nudcr cpinn,l.ioH fson pIi fathers
III hlaLaAds. and which tA"y3.,I4i ,As,s t;.r.u,
at times al unlar ccnihr,as III r1.,,, I,,.h H.
t'o' tnra: 10 narIonsy injurious n tIu. Lea..h
StfIiti1 thrt nf Hi absotnta I:E,rt4lir r,na,-
i,.s,on " tt,.aIo labor in tllcso tra1cawi}t iu
lat, nie Gs tho complaints.
, 1875-11-06

tsh7l'+'a h4.. lttnr'. '5 by Thohaat $. Sells ok
" 4" rI.rA'i. IL. Fhie4.t" ttje sfiirn " lt15,i
hrot.en late, II annl whose Light Ilata He'd,
sl::ef-u stream. b,tLlc Lie's sea hath t1Basd,
~ithctc! h"wer. Eren: 1hine, friend we've lost -,
coli.si, 1'all. III dir -, HlI u te dead.
eole,nn sa'! still the room. 1T ty the fire.;
icn:ay willow vita by Ler e!rl1 cosss;
E@t1iEn eandcretl lives II III give rc,notas
EuhceGri what 1ascut'a catss require.
Death holds Tic maid. mt long to he 70 falr:
Around iIer pillow ful4l ler curious hatr:
And silently the in1trou trooLs despair
Dftth. kind nnl cruel, hath each nfc chord riyeo:
Too iAte lhs 'i,ntilrr Lash her child forgiven;
BIZ lss ~ hap. they'll nltcs ag4lu IN Heaven.
ocr., tsS5. Il Aot,1x
, 1875-11-06
THE FINANCIAL QUESTION.


5"tf Ac''7r ~ 1Ae 'h1ros" 7rthI.e:
IT,. n."',' t'- t,''' No'' .-1h' 'i"ahela1 qao'-
1!on ttaH bfen tho nlEsateosbins one cvar htnco
tile nccoul inaugural of President Grant. ota.
tnrH have "orHted 'u,o ou it, nt,.l vastb million.
If ,o,a ff m. s,,tnvr,p t,oyo .,,.,,ou.d n,
,a .s,I ~. 49,. 49,
a"" 'o'''''eu 'o''" t1'E4t '"eap'as'ons 20 Ab1eh-
INK senasef. .1a gaping peop'o; A''d 'nada notll-
ing Of il. Senators have "Fet' Oh II. and wal
loved uycr il, aud buIlau VI it. sud nouude. IL
mn, n,,,,n,,ca u ant rr,naIv ,,,,u,,d III H..
-, .'.t y, i, rt :" ~
"'n"o''i oas " tHe'F Iouactois pA"'tAo5 ana
nothing CAME Of II,
Representatives have 1iprrd, and 1avsd and
rantcd, npd ratified, and rumolcd, and ,saued
and ra,ln,l. nnd rim. and ro.rod lo,,,1or th.,,
t,,,,z.1. ,'a.,t II. ,, ""~''
'Huuo''' Hooo' !" "t.u noA''oe Happeaeu.
Every Congressional ronstcr III ths country has
crowed. and cncsIeu, and cared, and cayor,ei.
nud c!appcd hjs wiucp, and cu]lapse,i. nm the
,r,st;on. md ,,o,tin,, or .,.t
r,,...'.,- T . .@' - '"%..
l"'s"c'c1s marc ihaneea' anh figured, and
Formulated. and fumcd, h:ld fosEeh, anl
fomentcii, and fathome,l, apd. boiur Gercety
fred with fiacat foil e7 f'ip1ed. auA Honna mn.
finally t!zxlcd md po;I,ius haa CONS of their
,.. ~" "o'''Ah H'" so''0 VI 'ae''
iAoor. ., 49,, -...
nananEB Aaso BANKED, and b.wled and he.-
lo,7oJ, aud boa4tcd. amt b!owed, and bckorr.l,
and backtt. aud bel,tt1od, an,l boto,,c.l an,,
sar,.s.sa ~, 49, 1 '.O' ,. a''a oo'oo'e,. aua
'e.'fl''o' n''o p's'' ana 1ro'seo' as!a battered,
and bar6ed, and b"liIcd, and badserea, md
butted. on tho great question; and nothing has
cqlnc Of all that.
Aietui'tu.s have perchandisod, ard mouaol,
aud lnni,cd. aud modnetod, aul tnela,lcho:o 1.
aud nlen,oviahzed, snA .naao ,nomornaduus, aud
t,auudoreJ, and mhture<l. AMI maucd. anil
lneasnred. and meand.red, and lntBslcstcd. anH
mashed. and married., md 1nortxagod, aud got
mad, md 1nauacal, Hni tlcnn, auout n.o1.ty
matters; aud that amounted to nothing.
Statesmen. lawyers, ductors, preachers. mer-
chants. necll1oics, fnrncrs, everyb 1dy, and alt
tho wo.ll n,ld bid wife. have debntod aid argdel
tina groat question, up and down, ac,oHs aud
bac4, aud alId iru, mud turou.,u aud through,
aud hlack aud h!'r, aud pro and cou. and of aud
on and never have curne to any conclusion.
Everybody las reasoned everybody baa ar
gue.i; oseryho::y h,s fnauaed cyoEyu1dy lss
got tlad, atll rantel and painted, md cussoI aud
H~or,, at,a tipped aud t,re. ant cried aid Gu
vortod, aud beloved mud suortel, and boygcd
nnd bsseeeheI, an.t yelled mud scrueehod. s.d
Foassd null bugad. everybody to death OIL tho
Great problem; and still 1aonoy IL scarco aud
hard to handle.
Aud then tho qucntious that nre asked orery
dag arc enough to csmpsl a man to resort to n1i-
c.lo. What do YOU think Of tho cJlrert.tle
honls, hey? Wunt'u your opinion Of KcI-
leyA plap, hcyi Would yon nbuIs! Ma
tionnl banks, hey? DO yon think it bent
TO tesutnc, contract. expand. Or busl, Asyi
Do you believe III ,ayiDg a rot Of a--n
, 1875-11-06

IE0HI& L0HlVA NfNsE0pfT.
On Thursday nicht scene OF tho most In
toEso exotssnlent occurred Vt the Crystal Ia!ato.
II MAS announcsd tilst SsKnor Qregotnl ''Juye.
tho T4uudeIer.' would descend vi I'LL lReliuo1
wiEo from tho top Of tie northern tower to tia
lake Oil tho turraees auld shower OF fire.
works. soou after o'clock ho commenced hia
descent FROM tho town, beng sudpohdel undar
tho Yi1e to wllch th6rs wore running puil1ya
to steady h,s flight. Ae got about halfway
down. wheu 9toul sono Cause ur Other the
1ulleSs oul,! not work aud ls remained tlxed to
sc,ved only TO ressal his terrible
poslt,on 10 tho spectators. Thete
OUT auy QUO teiuk ab!o " render him assistance,
, 1875-11-06

1yVY q. II I9I7e*. -
ur. lIauck, Of 6cheueetsdJ, and d.. 11lli, Of
Albany. were ur to Notfmau's Wednesday, aud
Lad Fo1cpaugh's def1 thinocofos skinaed. cut,
dlsjoInte1, tic meaf cut from tia bonea, boxed,
md hsnt 70 AocAestet.. TLs bones will he put Ia
, 1875-11-06

'sMlke, have YOU settled that ~Af1air with
Lewis T" "les, Le kicked ula out OF the s.oop
last weel, aad slrco that hs Las stopped boahs1-
lug mu."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25
A FIRST-CLASS ESTABLISHMENT
MUSIC HATH CHARMS. &C.

NTITH pleasure inform NIL who desire to give
w their children a chance for Il musical edu-
cation. but whose means are very limited, that /
have made arrangements with the celebrated
"Mason & Hanlin Organ Co.." to supply persons
with their unrivalcd instrument, either at lowest
factory prices, for cash, or OH monthly or quar-
terly payments upon what's called the lease prin-
ciple. Thus any one by paying only moderate
sum for the use of the instrument, can, at any
time give it up or become purchaser; the amount
already paid being applied to the purchase Or
person having paid the rent for four years, be-
comes the owner of the Organ without further
payment. Call and enquire for particulars and
see the new Styles at my Photo gallery, in the
Adickes' building, where may be found during
all business hours, either to show you asample or
to wait upon you if you want anything in the
Photographic line as heretofore.
J. r. SCHORB.
P. notwithstanding all the misrepresenta-
tions and "gab'' Of smart agents of the Ring"
companies, still insist that have the best and
cheapest Sewing Machine (the American) to offer,
and I am ready to prove my words to all who
seek for the truth in the matter. j. Il. s.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25

CONDUCTED BY
REV. ROBERT LATHAM.
LITTLENESS.

There is no word in the English language,
or in any other language which so we'll des-
cribes IL large number of the human family,
as that which stands at the head of this arti-
Gle. The selfsl, man is universally detested !;
but littleness in any man renders him so con-
temptible, that no simple sentence will ex-
press the feeling which his acts produce in the
minds Of generous men. 1t is one of the pre-
negatives of the religion of Jesus Christ to
make MEN noble and generous, and cure them
of littleness.
The patriarchs of the Old Testament, and the
apostles and disciples of our Lord, are exam
ples not only of piety, but of noble and gen.
erous acts toward their fellow-men. Abra-
ham, Isaac, Jacob, and all the Old Testament
saints, were, in the modern sense Of the word,
gentlemen. In the soul Of David there was
nothing that was little. We do not remem-
ber little act that any of the early disciples
of our Saviour did. Like other men, they
sinned but never, so far as is remembered,
were they guilty of the sin of littleness. Men
get their littleness of soul from Satan, and in
praeticing littleness, they ape him. Satan is
as mean as he is wicked. 1t was little act
in Satan to assume the form of a serpent and
enter the garden of paradise in order to de-
ceive Adam and Eve; and ever since he has
been characterized by lttleness more than
by anything else. Never does he do a gene
rous act; never does he perform noble deed.
Sneaking meanness is his forte. God is gener-
GUS and good, and so are his people. One Of
the characteristics of Satan is, he is a liar
In a lie, there is as much that is groveling
and mean as there is of wickedness. A lie is
the mark of littleness.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25
Anlnuruns department.

How ST. PAUL LOOKED.-Some years ago
the pastor of New England village church
adopted plan to interest the members of his
flock in the study of the Bible. 1t was this
At the Wednesday evening meeting he would
give out some topic to be discussed on the
ensuing week, thus giving week for them to
study it up. One week the subject was St.
Paul. After the preliminary devotional ex-
ercises, the pastor called upon his deacons to
"speak to the question" One Immediately
arose and began to describe the personal ap-
pearance of the apostle to the Gentiles. He
said St. Paul was tall, rather spare man,
with black hair and eyes, dark complexion,
bilious temperament, etc. His picture of Paul
was faithful portrait of himself He sat
down, and, another pillar of the church arose
and said, 81 think the brother preceding
me has read the Scriptures to little purpose,
if his description of St. Paul is sample of
his Biblical knowledge. St. Paul was, as
understand it, rather short, thick.set man,
with sandy hair, gray eyes, forid complex
ION, and nervous, sanguine temperament" {"
giving, like his predecessor, an accurate picture
of himself He sat down, and then another
brother rose to his feet. He had keen sense
of the ludicrous, and was withal an inveterate
stammerer. He spoke about as follows: "My
bro-bro-b brethren, nev-never fo.found in my
Bi-bible much ab-a-about the p-per-personal
appearance of St. P-P-Paul. But one thing
is certainly established, and tha-that is, St.
P-P-Paul had an im-p-p-pediment in his
speech" The effect can be imagined. A
"tidal wave'' Of audible smiles swept over the
congregation, the good clergyman taking his
full quota. Heimmedately arose and dismiss
ed the assembly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25
SOLUBLE PACIFIC GUANO.
sas Cash: S53 Time, without Interest.

TACTIC Guano Company's Compound Acid
Phosphate Of Lime for Composing with Cot
ton Secd-S3O Cash; $35 Time, without Interest.
To accommodate Planters, they can order now
will take at time or cash price. When delivered
from from fac factory O, W by carload no drayage will be
charged. This Guano is now so we'll known in
all the Southern States for it's remarkable effects
as an agency for increasing the products of labor,
as not to require special recommendation from
us. Its use for nine years past has established its
character for reliable excellence. The supplies
put into markethis season are, as heretofore, pre-
pared under the superintendent of DR.. st. Julian
Ravene, Chemist of the Company, at Charleston,
S. c., hence Planters may rest assured that its
quality and composition is precisely the same as
that heretofore sold. j. n. ROl5SON,
Agent for South Carolina,
Charleston, S. c.
JOHN s. REESE e. CO., General Agents Balti'
more. a.
NOyom her 06 4S SIN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25

OATMEAL JELLY.-Take about six to eight
ounces of finest oatmeal, put on, say two to
three quarts of cold water, let it stand over
night. In the morning strain, throwing aside
the meal. Boil the water until it comes to
Jelly, stirring it constantly it will take but
few minutes eaten with milk and sugar, or
in any way to suit the taste. This IS an eie'
giant preparation of oatmeal, and very paiata
Bile, and particularly useful to delicate people
who need the nourshment of oatmeal, but
cannot eat the grain, because of irritation te
the mucuos membrane caused by the meal
1t will require some experience to get it Jus
right.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1875-02-25

s9- Platt Evans, a suffering joker, lived in
Cincinnati as long ago as the time when it
was considered capital fun to send country.
man from store to store inquiring for things
he would be certain not to find at the place to
which he was sent. One day a fellow came,
as he had been directed, to Platt's store, to
buy Jews-harp. Platt was merchant tailor
He was busy with customer as the man ap-
peared, but, observing that several of the
"boys" had dropped in at the door, just to see
what Platt would do, "took" at once, and re.
sponded to the inquiry for the musical instru-
ment, "W-w-wait minute" Having served
his customer, he picked up pair Of glove
stretchers and approached the rural melodist
with, "L-let me m-measure your m-mouth. %
and introducing the stretchers, manipulated
them so as to transform the aperture into a
horizontal yawn awful to see, and capacious
enough to hold dozen Jews-harps. Remov-
ing the apparatus, he examined it carefully
and deliberately, as one might scrutinize a
thermometer or pocketcompass, and then dis
missed the unsuccessful searcher for Jews
harps, as he said, in tone of well-feigned
disappointment, "W-w-we hain't g.g-got any
your s-ssize!'