The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-04-15

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Why sbo9'8 aataofs write lengthy
bogEs Beeaase lhsif ideas. scatter
I'd IN short tales. eoahi appeaf 30 at1
sfeu, Indifferent stories
Why are ladis. ~ha lsee tgtIy
lsI economists Because tae lis
CREASED consumption Is qai Of 90 pre-
portion te ths diminished waste
What j. Gle difference between tlrs
outer wall ot a bridge and two nice
yoaag ladies The aae rs apaapet
anI ihe other is Pairo pcts--ai
course. ...... ...
Very ttgrn parent indeed Come
hefe, sir What Is this complaint the
schoolmaster has made against you.
Much injured youth It's just nothing
mall You see. Jimmy Hughes bent a
pla, AID only jast icit il % Tie teach
srs chair Tor him to look at, aud he
came IN without his specs and sat night
down on the pin aud now he bIames me
faritl
How would you feel, my dear IL we
we're % meet a VOLT asked an Old lady
oftcfliul6 sraadcbill with whom she
vas walking along lonely country
road Oh grandmama ! should be so
frightened was the reply, But !
should stand ia front Of you and protect
YOU. said the Old lady Would you
graauie' cried tAc child, clappiug
hsr hands with delight That would
be nice While the wolt was eating
yen would have tma to run away.
A man mas forget his business,
bis family and at TIE sacred obiga
tions Of lite, bot be always remembers
where Ia got that counterfeit bill
Iii you want to see man slrug-
Cling to do several things at once, Just
watch him trying % put on Discover
coat and tabbsrs and yet keep bis head
bowed while the minister is prononuo.
ing the heucIiction
A young laly while out walking
heard for the first time, q hor mothers
intention 10 marry again, aud she was
obliged to so right down and cry
about il She could uot 60 a step.
farther
Wait GN lheoderes mothcrjn-
law gets 90 the stand Did that
young mau sat Der mouth was like a
gate Il is declaration OF war aud
there shall be- such var as that young
man has not dreamed Of thus fat
Old Baron EothsehiId gave Iouis
to a charity fund, and the per ou re.
eeiying it said "A, Monsieur Baron,
YOU only gave louis and yaar son
gave five. Aud reason enough, sad
the baron; his father il millionaire
ani I'm only poor orphan.
b. yoa want a. kiH the child OK.
claimed gentleman as he saw De.
troit boy tip the baby out Of jts cat.
mage on tbe walk 80. not quite. re.
piled the boy. 1871 it Team get him to
bawhpe molHer wHl ta.e care Of bim
whi!c 70 and waie ii ,hc dtch witb
Johnny Hraccf
Yes. siy yelled preacher in "A
Dakota chafeh one sunday uoming.
there's iuoro lying, AMI swearing, and
stealing, and general deultry 70 the
squarc inch Ia lhjs here town than all
the rest II the American country, aud
then the congregation got up aud
dumped tbe preacher out q the win.
dow
The proportion Of the married
Amoug the Insane d. smaller than that
Of the unmarried Undoubtedly \
man who has 70 scratch around aBd
make , living toF his wife aad eleven
children couldn't Do insane il hc want
cato. He h.sa't the tine
A good ola Quaker lady. after be.
teaiag y the cKtraFagaat yarn Of a
shop keeper as long as her patience
would allow said % bia Friend what
pity il il sia g. ies il seems Becoa
safy g thy happiness
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