The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-04-28

n, ness and gelo.anic consistency beside one
the CHASTITY scintillattons OF tnas snee''-
erre Haute Gazette. Il
just so, and the ucomprehensioility o.
he immortality hyperborean consaogu,h!y
{ the ipfinitessimal Observation-Disclosures
ee, where are we?-MarshdH Messenger,
New York bridal parties were very MI,
nerous at the Continental last week, anu
he ciyil-riphters who kindly wait upon
,uests there reaped golden harvest 10 pos
al currency. 1t was the same Ola scene
come In to meals arm. in-arm, Augustus put
ing the sugar and milk into DucS,e- Lucsle's
ca cutting her meat fine for her, as II sne
we're a child or toothless old woman, I'M
,lorjnp her to eat some Of this and Dit Oh
hat. and looking Indignantly at the young
pries opposite, who yentured 10 e,ggie At
the spoony performance.-seD f@~ -na'''
Samuel Wilhelm, "the Berks county
pi.nt." was six feet and sesne inches IN hesgnt
when the item imparEng the irtormation
left Reading. When the paragraph reacned
D,nbury he was nine feet seven and one
half inches in height. Atthis rate his heisht
will be fearful to contemplate when the pa
ragraph arrives in Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Anna Dickinson has &ecturca the southern
ers into the belief that she IS the soul OF
grace and beauty, modest, talented, ana eic'
ouent. They bad an idea that she was an
ugly old bag, destituteof moral ana physical
charms, with bat moderate intellect ana an
over-supply of brass. How that girl can
talk DonJusda.
These are the days when the thrifty house
wife goes into the garnet, The Wood'sheu, Tue
coaI.bip. and the closets, and takes there
from all the old bustles and hoopsklrts That
she can find. and quietly throws them over
into the neighbours yard. -Milnoaukie Ners.
A Kingston girl was sent to the lunatlc
asylum Wednesday who became insane from
disappointed love. If she had been kocn,
ester girl she would have had good cry and
then gone down town and bought new
spring bonnet Rochester Express.
Nothing makes man feel more desola'e
than to return home from fashionable wed
ding and have his wife yella him as soon as
be gets inside the door: Come, now, jerk
off them fine buds as quick as you can and
fetch me q scuttle of coal."- Brooklyn argus.
That hoary-headsd blasphemer Parson
Brownlow is barking at the heels Of Senator
johnson, in the hope that responsive SICK
will recall him into temporary notorlety.
Too late, Parson Not even No. II boot
could lift you out of your present obscurlty.
New Haven Register
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
says it likes Boynton better than Boyton,
and will spell it SO if it likes. All right; lrS
a free country, MIR. Gurrcggerry-Butdlo
Express.
SUIT yourself, Mr.. Grgry.-Dd"bu'1an.
Boston young ladies dare not speak above
a whisper when they fall eft the street-car
into the mud. Give Us the prompt and mu-
steal response of tue western girl as she picks
herself up.--DetroH Press.
If dirt is fool who delights in fooling
fools, and the fool who is fooled by such Il
fool is the fooIishest kind OF fool, then the
Girl that gets taken in" by that foolsheSt
Kind of u fool must be fool indeed.-Char-
tottc Leader.
The first Strawberries appeared in the
New York markets about three weeks ago,
and were sold ut the rate Of about S1.50 per
dnzan. They were quickly bought up by
plumbers and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Herald.
In riding from Boston to Concord, last
Monday, the President told Mr.. Blaine that
he felt like cracking a joke; and when be
cracked it, the passengers all got up and re-
ouested the conductor TO put that man off
tue car Brooklyn Argus.
Manager Daily says that in Paris he has
seen coorcd spectators sitting side by side
with uucheSses at theatres, and it has beer
suggested that the same thing might occur
in this country If we only bad the duchcsses.
Nc1r Orleans Republican.
Waterloo, of the st. Louis Republican, we
learn from the Chicago Tribune, has been
Tilted by Miss Anthony. And that accounts
for those bitter paragraphs against the fore.
most lady of the period. and takes the sting
entirely out Of them.-ROCheSter Democrat.
They reminded us yesterday that it was
another hnudred!h annverSary-that of the
assembling of the Provincial Congress"
of this State. But we fatty refused TO cele-
brate. We can't have these centennias
c )uing so close together.-NeC York Nal.
A hotel landlord. who is sadly troubled,
has pllced in bis Mushroom an inscription
from Dante, "Who enters here leaves soap
behind" anti says if he catches the culprits
they'll realize all the horrors OF the bottom
less pit.
Thirty six pistols that were fred off by
Major Pitciirn at Lexington hundred years
ago have been left ut this office for inSpec-
ton. Where's the odd one? There were
the Major told us.-DdnGurtdn.
lie MInestrel publishes a Virginia reel
ali,
caine de Sir Richards Coverley, adoptee
dams les Salons de PdriS."-Ne.c York 1ri-
june.
This ccnundrum Is respectfully submit
ted to the best speler: Sioux spells 81,
md eye spells i, and sighed spells side;
why doesn't s-i.o.u-X c-y-e.S-i-g. he'd spell
suicide p Worcester Press.
A welI.to-do farmer in the lower end of
The county sailed for Europe on Saturday.
as he desires to return in time for spring
-NorrtSto,rn Herald.
The rumor that the horse which p. Re-
we're rode would he in the Lexington pro-
cession was base hippophagicism. Rights
for "speIing.matches" reserved. j. Boston
transcript.
A Madisou-street hen scratched over ton
Of coal-ashes over Saturday, and the only
hing she found to eat in it was brass but.
.on.-- Rome Sentinel.
There is man in Manayunk who has not
sept for four days. AS he is not marriott he
doctors are naturally puzzled.-Norrtstoern
Herald.
Daniel Boone's rifles number one hundred
and eighty-siX thus far, with fosr States yet
% hear FROM His powder-horns just ill
barn. - Camden argus.
We judge from the poSitveness Of Beech
arr, nA,ldnnna TINT the Al