The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1875-06-10
AC.rre.p..de., .n Tr.,

A correspondent Of the Atchison Champion over III
signature Of Dick swiveler "a Dickens of nameD ha
lately visited Troy and gives his impressions of peopi
and things. Wen let him tell it himself as he zoe.
Speaking of Mr. Toune, he says:
Charley spells wen-he went up cutlery.
We copy this line merely to express the hope tina
Charley didn't cut himself very badly He goes on:
made exact calculation and we were only ten min
longer in going from the Junction to Troy than
way over-we passed boy on q mule.
1t takes the hack just minutes come from the
Jun ction Troy therefore, the freight train uns from
Ate hsOn the Junction in little less than no time
But doubt the way seemed long in such condi-
ton that he passed boyon mule" We that he
| felt some better, after that operation Again:
Entering each of the gates found the right one and
went into the City of Troy time for dinner the Hig
by House Neat Comfortable noisless walters for tempt
ing meals might imagine himself century hack with
that model grandmother Whose virtues often quo
&C! Coming ASe MI and Ms Higbs are n'0 courtroom.
pleasant and treat in friendly not to be resist
I 60 to Troy and stop
That's what everybody ssys But hello, here is q dis
covery This Dick SwiveIe turns like Milton Club
buck, the poet of SierraFlst"he woman! Listen
at this: -.
Mr. Lelands cares are variuus-Mayor Postmaster and
merchant in half dozen directions his time is ve filed
His hOnors east into the shade by his hand
some clerks brown beautya
Charley Brown and Jim Watson will have to hght that
of large family will hardly have the cheek to ap
propriate that compliment Now here admission
remarkable from the fact that citizen Of Atchson
knOwedges, and the CAamp.n actually publishes, that
another town has something handsOmer than Atchison
the first instance record:
Atehson boast grounds surrounding public build
ings compare with the Troy hause The square
devoted Il is neatly fenced odded and the shrubbery
forms q complete shade yisfed the jail-for what Of
Tense don't know They have preonsr nearserated
ttSn say tung-tbey wereso pota1 vss afraid they
woad fns on having two The school bo1se dees credit
to The sity ct ne they had no school owing
Next is something else.bop. ugly old up here.
You know Sol Miller te staunch hero whose
has nipped many a newspaper novice-vhose quick wit
has crushed many OFFENDERS and whose gift Of repartee
has Oated his old head above the ofthe
heaviest storms Well, that old Achilles without yul
nerabe heel that human pstrefaction blnshed actually
blushed like school boy in acknowledgement Of intro
dncton 20 lady His voice shook, and his hand trem
bled and he much alashed seventeen year old
boy would be Tiff beautiful girl would suddenly kiss
him. Bah Sol, how did you get married. He likes
music Sol does He has the finest piano and the finest
boy in the State.
We not prepared to dispute the latter part Of the
above paragraphs but folks might slip up trying
that little kissing game. Whenever the pretty girl feels
like going she had better make up her mind to take
life as it comes. Finally:
We indebted to Mr.. and Mrs. Shepherd for kind
cheerfuy shown and 20 Mr. and Mrs Mills
and daughter for delightful evening.
Mr.. and Mrs Shepherd deserve the compliment. The
Mills family suppose, can speak for themselves.