Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1875-10-30
PATCH WORK.
Zach's the theme!

Zach's the theme!
The Liberia militia has been called
out.
General Joe Hooker is at Hot Springs,
| Arkansas.
The Milwaukee Times terms Zach
| Chandler an "inebriate idiot"
Zach Chandler will never become q
| national chandelier of dazzling glory.
| Savannah has received one hundred
| and thirty thousand bales OF cotton this sea-
| son.
The Mobile Register says there is ian
idiot upon the columns Of the Chicago Tri-
The St. Louis Re11,tGIicdn denoninates
| Uncle William Aliens recent Pittsburg speech
| "ihe jog-hOrn."
Pnllosophic paragrsphists ascrIbe the
decline of chivalry to the small salaries paid
ceunter-J jumpers.
The New York Christian Union is of
oplnlon That loves divine alchemy turns
everything to gold"
1t doesn't matter about narrow.gauge
dresses, they will still wear short skirts
striped stockings and open:shoes.
Gout OF the stomach is the latest dis
ease, but paupers and inmates of the poor.
heu~e are exempt from this fatal ill.
One-half of the Fiji FLANDERS have
!alIen victims to the measles, introduced
1t is said that imam is law to him.
SELF This is true, and this may account for
the conflicts OF laws, criminal and civil.
Jablonowski is the name OF Natchez
book dealer. 1t requires some little jabbering
for jabberRow- to pronounce his name.
The New York Semi. Weekly Journal
is happy because II thinks that "prohi billion
is hiding its diminished head in the fan eIec.
TONS"
The population of Hot Springs, Ar
kansas, is two thousand seven hundred and
fourteen. Ten thousand people annually visit
the place.
Highbreeze, q higher panier and q
pinback dress were the features as she aIight-
ed from astreet car at the corner of Main and
Monroe yesterday morning.
The Burlington Iowa. Gazette says
that the Des Moines Register dis not a vehicle
despair of getting free ride on the vehicle.
Jersey City husbands, who want to
become widowers scOlds their better-halves
TO death, and then boil over with grief This
Is startling denoueneGt TO mothers-in-law.
The Washington Chronicle accuses
selfish in this charge for no paper, not even
articles.
Samuel P. Soper, aged sixty wears,
forsooS bis wife and fell in love with his
nelce Mrs Pearsall, of L. oOklyn. Thereupon
Mr.. Pearsall sues the old man for ten tbou-
sand dollars damages, and has had him ar
rested. The BeecheriSm of Brooklyn is still a |
mania with the aged.
The following is specimen Vermont
epitaph:
beneath this stone lies Robert Shaw,
Who FOLLOWED forty years the law,
And when he died,
The devil cried,
"Ha! Bob give us your paw"
Charleston NetCs and Courier. HNot |
long since apraDpsSbOf WAS ont ont Of n -
tree on the Cowpens battle-ground This san |
interesting relic of revolutionary times. and |
twenty-five collars for it, OF course this will /
be Centennial curiosity, for IL is probable
this grape-shot was male in 1862.
An amen temperance corner lsdy, of |
New York, who opposed naIrow-gauge dress
esI recently died, and milliner contributed
the following epitaph to her memory:
Neuralgia worked on Mrs Smith
Till meath the sod IL laid her.
She was worthy Methodist,
And served as crusader.
The destiny OF great man is deter.
mined by the following notice in the local
paragraph column of the Hot Springs (SrE1
In hobnobbing with the Radicals over the !
hard-mOney plank in the Ohio platform
ought TO place him out OF the pale of Demo-
cratic aSplrants for the Presidency, He is too |
much in sympathy with the bOnd-holders for
the taxpayers of the United States.
The citizens of Hot Springs subscribed
and collected seven hundred and twenty-
seven dollars and fifty five cents for the enter
OF the Texas editorial excursioniSTe
and after paying all ex penses, gave one hun,
bred dollars TO the Ftremen's haH and one |
hundred and eighteen dollars and twelve
cents to the soup house. The Hot Springs
paupers are anxious for another editorial visit
10 their klnd-hearted citizens. This Is one OF
The few instances of benefit resulting from
such excursions.
Perhaps the severest mOckery vet
made of the unfortunate Beeche- is found in
The sublOined extract from Chappaqua cor
OF the New York ChriSttdn Union
: Now that Mr.. Beecher has appeared again in
he old armament, how he blaEes forth! The
lutuInnal meteors are as nothing. He gives
d shower OF harmless and humorous grape
not only our videttes of sancy and
Imagination, put all our forces, clesr up to
he home-guard OF common sense. And how
he winds up the first march of the Campaign
with that little but powerful thi Dg resembling |
A percussion shell, with its six caps bound to
90 on no matter on which side Il strikes and
ait every body with a bit OF truth.