The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-04-22
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

WISE AND OTHERWISE.
The schoO board i'm Benton, Me-, Is COM
posed entirely OF women.
The Chicago Inter Ocean asks: "Have we
two brainsT" If so, they don't act harmon
iousiy together.
A Chicago woman wept when she wa
thrown from buggy, because she hadn't on
her ''rufIlsd panties-"
'sif women are ever allowed to vote what
do you suppose will be the fashion for vot-
ing dresses" asked fashionable Brooklyn
girl of her dress maker the other day.
The mems trowsers are swelling, and the
women's skirts are shrinking. If both were
to swell in like nroportlon, all carrying con-
veniences would inevitably have TO be
enlarged.
Among the various kinds of kisses which
Beecher describes, is the - kiss of inspira-
tion." This variety of kiss does not call for
a response, and will never become popular.
Worcester Press
II is estimated that ten thousand miners,
armed with wigs as now lowering around
the Black Hills, lodging the troops aud In
YitIng the red skins to lay on and soap 10
their satisfaction.
The towns of Lexington and Concord,
Mass, both claim that the first blood SIZED
for the liberty we enjoy, was spilled on their
sacred SOL. Suffice it for the Sentinel TO
say, that l. was shed.
The Chicago Times has considerable
trouble with reporters. For instance, whsn
reporter is detailed TO work up the can
can, ten to one he sneaks off 10 prayer
meeting waukee Sentinel.
Fifteen hundred and sixtY-nine babies
were born in one ward OF Chicago during
the past year.-Exchange. It might be
mentioned a mitigating circumstance
that the little innocents couldn't helpi..
Some people think it requires courage TO
get up before a houssful and sp5ii. Vet we
know a gentleman who is always first on
the hoor az spelling match, but isn't brave
enough 10 whip the baby wn5n his mother
in-iaw Il in the house.
A newly married, and very youthful
coupleof this city, refused to be husband
and wife and all that implies, Until
the mother-in- law, who had made the
match. bought the husband new top aud
and the bride a new doll.
Since reading the report that a Baltimore
girl had given birth to ouarte.te of bah ies
at one and the same time, Kaine, OF the Mil
waukee Sentinel, announces that he has
crawished out of his engagement with that
Baltimore girl. Think what narrow escape
that girl experienced.
The st. Louis JOarnal remarks that az the
Black Crook - running at one OF the St.
Louis thesters there is a fine display CT bald
heads in the front sssts.-Rochester Express.
Which is a cruel thrust aimed At the de-
fenseless head OF Waterloo. formerly che PCT
paragrspbist of that paper.
Explode; OF course not" the grocer
said, as be applied lighted match to d can
labeled non.explosive, sixteen candle
power illuminating fluid" Let those words
be engraved upon the tombstone of the late
lsmsnted. He fell victim 20 misplaced
confidence and chronic misrepresentation
There's fine assortment of 'the frst
gun" fred at the British when the rsyolu-
ton was in the incipient stages, which viii
be on exhibition at Lexington, MONDAY, the
centennial anniversary of the battle &C chat
point. Several patriots were yet to hear
from when the last report had reached the
West.
Phillip Jones was its fathers name. The
child disturbed his sleep so no choked it to
death. This happened in Canada where the
law don't receenizs temporary insanity 60
any great extent, and il you will attend the
sheritf's levee you will not be disappointed
OF your desire TO see tbs senior Jones choked
70 death also.
Miss Anthony is about TO lecture ia Sc.
Louis, and the bald headed and venerable
Waterloo OF the Republican has accordingly
put on a clean shiIt and borrowed dia.
mond breast-pin. 1t is rather too early TO
tell, however, what may come OF it-Roch-
ester Chrome Democrat. Waterloo IL q
married man already, and THAT'S now as
came TO be bald headed.
Ladies WAC wish TO nodernize plain
basques, or change cuirasses into the new
fashion, can now 90 so oy|
adding to the lower part of the
two Eaiddla forms a straight piecs If
silk, laid in ffom twenty to twenty-five fine
plaits. Breast pockets are again in vogue,
and there are also reticule pockets made TO
bulge ont as if the oval pouch was nearly
filed.
Mr.. Beseher made grand mistake
tiOnal kiss.-EOchester Democrat, ETC. The
trouble with Beecher seemed to be that he
would return an inspirational kiss with a
paroxysrial kiss, which be feared would
offend Mrs. SiOultOn's sense Of deiicacy,
and perhaps inspire her husband to kick
him down stairs from that second story
sleeping chamber.
Although Be0cher's Lilo of Christ may
have been knocked higher than kite"
somebody was shrewd enough 10 sscure q
panorama OF the publication before its de-
hibited at the Colosseum in New York. |
Those who mourned its ascension can, there |
tore, feast their eyes on the incidents graph