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Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1875-12-22
T UMBER WANTED.

From one million 10 100000 feet Of No
l,2and pine boards, II, "A and 10 feet in length
TO DO delivered b. rant or cars to Pittsburgh
Payment to be made as follows, Part cash and
part in good city property, "a may be agreed
upon. Bids to be addressed to
MELLON BROTHERS.
Lumber Yards,
18th Ward, Pittsburgh, Pa.
or at our bank. iis smith6sid street.
Dee. 8, ls7s-3m
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Its sr,l thiss you 10 when ,vs os'~ I. ,s~n,
s'nEo 70 FLECK 4 cos. are.sa
Clearfield Republican. [volume] (Clearfield, Pa.) 1851-1937, 1875-12-22
JOHN TROUTMAN,
DEALER IN
FURNITURE,
MATTBEssEs,
Improved Spring Beds,

The undsrsigred beys leave 70 isfpyu tAs oisi.
sens Of clearnsld, and The public generally, that
he has On hand fps sssortment Of Yursit.rs,
such ss Veisut Chestnut And Painted chsuhsr
suitea, Psrior Suites, Reclning and Exssnsion
Chairs, Lsdiss and 0ests' Easy Chairs, The Pr
foratcd Dining add PArlor Chairs, Cane Seats snd
Windsor Chairs, ciothss Bara, Step snd kxisp.
sien Ladders, Hat Racks, serubbins Rrpslss. q
MOULDING AND .McTvRg rRAMEa
Looking dlayss, chromos. 4e., whIeh wsald h
suitable for nclieay presents.
dscin'72 sJoMN TROuIMAN.
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PRICE $500.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27

,un @anrnfabe sreifen. pbne aud
nur cis W6slt&tsit zines Grwsrbes Dor
Gusen su taben. Doe in GOlse fol-
der @srbdltniGe aud tte StaatsetnE
naSmer. wis iineR Der Ginan;minifsr
stfermdsis na&ssrieien bat. f& per,
minpern. fam ni6t 1berral6en unp ss
III bsssi&nenO senus fir uniere Page.
rus f6 eIet6;ettts bic Stootsuussas
ben peruebrsn, unp eaB Der Giscus ~
erbSbten uno neuen Steuern, unp I'M
nrsr wtecsr ;u nsusn Staatsf@nlcsn
feline 3uFu&t nsbmsn mue. ST nun
fdUn per parlamsntaris mus an ftb Die
tbeuerfe &esierunssfHrm, 70 wtro r
CUR @stsel fir 85Iter uno Staaten,
penn er NIT rem QiberaIismus ilh
DermabIt. Nu9 In Sefsrrei6 TT pas
Iiberale Syasm bic llrla6e unieres
mirtbl6aftli1sn uno faan3ieaen Nie>
rer9on9eS.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
@rdnbQutr
unp Der
Somt tn Mmertta.
Gin @t'n aus peua
2eben Der NuSmanberer.
Son 3. ". Stel5i9.
(5srtfesane.)

Der @~rdnsbausr mar watteno uuo
mahte BEN lOni erOBe 8orwlrfe; Der
8Nauihte aber antpprtcte ibm
"MaYr! Das 1T ia Der WatL BON
metnes 8aters Wsib pes Brurers
Sobn, unp i1 bao' i'm f~reieebaIten !"
Der 1eufsl if's!" idtmpfte Diaper,
Der 1T ebsn 70 weris Ger DafL, ale i6
ODER Du."
~eae seb'n, @eoattsr! Du bait Elm
Did auf<bn, rpesen Der 3pstten6 siratb !;
bdb ! t6 petB 4ass!"
nNur pas weiet Du nt6t, bas Der
Wenl@ wabrl6einlih an Dir bemerft
bat, pab Du Gin erseummsr 8erI biz,
uno Did betrisen lafef, wte ein flets
ner Sube. 9laubf Sspem. mas er
Dir porf9pdsL uno iaufit Did oa,u
nod INNER pUl. Du wtrf NIT Dets
mem @elp aud BALD fsrtig rrsreen, uni
miBtef w~enisfsns Gle pier 8oden
aus Der eOttsrte eewtnnsn, UNI foIGen
Aufpaup ;u befreitsn. Das aber
wunpert mid, ra6 sic, 6err @trtb, In
Sbrem Daufe sin iclass Spisl puIpen,
urc lslbf mitipielen, no sic bod elm
ieb'n miifen, paB Ufsnbarer 8strus
uOrssbt."
~5err! Gin @irtb bat fH in einem
freten 9anpe weuis 3u fimmern, mas
ieine Safe MAIDEN; uno ras eebt's
mid an, wenn Giner fallh fpielt Sd
femme fetnen BON Den 6errr, pie bier he>
lptslt baben, iaur nas babe t9 geb5rt,
cab Der 5err xost NIT ceni Ginen febr
nabe rerranct TT. uebrieens, hetr
Draper! mus i'd mir In nleinem 1aule
lsee Seleipisuns frens Ssrbftten ; Id
bin eth freter amerifanii@fr Birser,
zen, man niGt pbne peitsrs @rObbei>
ten uns Gbrenfrdntunssu lasen fam ;
irenn I'D Sic niGt aIs msinen 0ah
a&ten pdree, i'd f5nnte Sbnea aag
leltlame0 erpriebli9feitsn berefter ; aber,
liebfr PERI mir puaen CUTE GreunDs
@ein."
gle l6bnten f9 aus. une Wayel
fraste ben Soblentpni Uie siel CT pers
loren tabe.
SO wsis IS 'ni6t, t& Bin 10 ba,
mti&", latte Cont obab' bod ntGt gal
70 snilesIi9 DistussiOfrn Id bat Der,
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
Sine frau iiber BEN &leib err
2nruS.

Sn Der IeBtsn @eneraluerlammIuns
tes unsurii6en 0rauen : 8sreins in
psff bat pie 0srsins sprdfeenttn Grau
BON 9srss. cine gnlprude erbalten, in
Der fie unter anpsrm last: n@tne uns
lt6tbare Madt Die cine WaGe 0elo>
Belt uno anpere Spfsr srbsii6t, tYran'
ntiyt uuwiperfebli6 bic G%.auenwslt
siele Madt bstst bts MOps, psren abse=
f9maftefen @ebDten btinb, oft ielbff
nit 6intenanRBuns pss SdidIi9teits=
sefibls 9shulpist miro, cenn ne: aud
Zen Wutb bat, it& essen fe auf,ulebs
men, ltgt ftd Ger @efabr aus. raB aue
@eIt nit Gineern auf TIN seist. Das
@swidt pieler Gefeln miro DOn fcl@en
GamiIien %beiOnpers empfuneen. wslhe
CUR sebiIre. en- @slsQl6aft eeb5renp,
bod nur Elm be11eieenes &infOmmen be-
fsenp. mebrere erwa6iens T5dter bas
ben. 9sper penfenee Wsnl6 ftebt Elm,
ooe bier cine teiIiame &efCrm Nctb
tbut. Die Mdnnerwelt TT bereits NIT
euteul 8stlpisle soraneeean9en. inpem
fe fld nett einfu@er trdst, ale in fribee
Ier 3ett, wdbrsno bic 6rauenpelt unter
benz Banne Der @inlfett fsbeno, f6
In Staat uno Rletoer : Gurus iiberbiez
tet."
lm nun pieiem Wittel su feuern,
bdlt Heruerin b%eloneers orei Wtttel fir
eeetsnet. DaS erfte wdre Die 9erban-
nune auer SIsiperaefe pon lebbaftsn
Garben, neil bunte aufaQenre An3ise
einen bdu6seu 0ediel o~erIanscn unp
Dem Dang fd bemerfbar Su MAIDEN,
9orl6ub leifen. Gin spsttsS Wittel
mare biz SileAnB pom 8ereinen 9eSen
ben RleiperIurus unp bic MopefuGt.
Den meilen @rfOls errpartet jerO6
Grau pom 8ereS BON cem oritten Dit
tel, BON einem be6srsn uno erinbItGe>
rem unterridt ceS meibli6en @sIhled<
tee, penn Die grfabruns lebte, paB Ger
pubSbaft 9ebilpete dussren Iano per-
lhm6bt.
NGssmstner BsifuI miro Der &spe
Der senunnten frau In pen 3situnsen
auesrufen. Mdnner pom @rfabrune
fnp ieeo6 Der AnI9t, pae morerne
BiIpuns alein cas- nsbel ni@t 81 be.
ben uermae. fOnrern cas Gle srinoli6
bsIfsnpen MitteI etnsis unp uustn in
elmer GrtfIiGsn Gumilisn : Grsiebuns
liegen.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
- Us a n B +.

loren, une Id slaub'. befiOblen babsn
iIe mid aud" .a
Sn pielemWusenblife trat Die @rdnjs
bduerin nit tbrsn betpen S66tern. nit
Musuf unc etnem frempen. iunsen
Wann beretn. Der @rdn3bauer be-
feute Elm autes AbenoeGen, uno Iur
zen Gremnen, pe1en 8etannti6aft mir
ioslei@ MAIDEN wOuen, ;u benz SOuper
eth. Soblsntcnt f6lief auf Der Banl
uno fbnardte ; per weie, pb ibm ni6l
elm SAlaftrunf pber bslonpers betdu,
benoer Grant In Sisr uno @ein &C.
mildt pprDen mar?
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
Oeuiileton Il.
Die (46nft 8 anS.

Ner bat bic l&Sufe 9anb g
90 frasten iiinsf swet Damon,
Gebilbet, fetn, BON Staub,
Die sur @iiite famsn.
l1nb tpielet gum 8eieb'n
Die SauD&en fuss, bic rst6ea,
rne beite tparer i6Gn,
Nan mubts beipe preilen.
Da tpar bic MabI reGt 5dtper !;
Ser bat ben rrsis Scn beiben
Nan frus ben Grsunb, nnb CT
GOllf prifen unb entl&siben.
yNi@t tG tann btelen Streit
Der fGGnen 9Gnbe ftti&ten ;
Gs sGb' t1netnisfeit-
Die &rmen fpllen ri &ten.
Denu tper cen Nrnaen eibt
Sn 2iebe retde Spenben,
Der bat bic i&Gnfe 6anb
@ubI unter alien 5aaben !"-
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
Ans bann ni6t mebr !

Der &oie Yra@t bat ibren Gag,
l1no bann nitt mebr.
Die Nu&ttsaa i&lGst ibren e@Ias,
llnb baun ni9t mebr.
Der 9iebe Slid, 60 Iabt 70 lang,
Bic 70 Der Sob
@ebettet In ben bunflen 9arg,
unb hanr nt@t mebr.
Do& ewts III au5 nidt Der Darn,
Der bid ,erreiBt !;
Tie Sturmt brauien ua bid Der,
llnb banr niGt rnebr.
Sa, bieie @slt bic lam mtliGs-
@as frantf bu lid,
@eiu 5ers, 70 febr ?-bat ibrsn Sag,
l1nb bann ntGt mfbr.
Sur gines pirb fsts f~ortbefsb'n,
Das ME 1ersebt:
@snn Dir aur, ew'sen @tebnieb'n
Del Sag aufsebt.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27

3u Der 3eit, als oas @brifentbuM
leine s6ttltGe Miiitcn fur rie Meni&>
belt beeann, mar Del @%ultursufnuo Ger
WenlGteit auerpinss Elm enUrm bober ;
6anceI unb Slnfe. @obIfanp unp
@swerbe bIlbtsn in gang aubsrcroents
It6er 8etle innerbalb pes rSmilben
0,ltreiGss. Aber oiele sanse Gultur,
prlHe in ibrer Art bic unlerise wsitaus
iiberraat, mar nur ouer Nrt Sinnesluf
sntIprunssn. unp auf Die Bsfrieoisuns
berieIbeu ssrthtet; man fr6bnte allen
2atern NIT elmer ShamlUfsteit uno
etnem &ufinemsnt, ra6 pie Sel6rsfs
tunsen, weI6e bic r6milden SGrifts
feusr barber surddseIu6en baben, Den
0eler anefsln.
Nsben pieiem beruuwdIssn i'm SOs
the, trat Elm anperes Werfmal Ger bSIs
lil6en 6erri@aft 3u Gage, Ger 6rtes
aeaen AQe. Sc berrldte Elm Syfen
aQsemsiner unterprldune uno Mus>
beutung; pie r6mii6sn Xaiisr raren
our&aus ntdt pie einsisen 1yraunen.
1cncern ras war Sober, 70 nett feline
8rdfte retGten, unO Derjenise, benz pie
&raft pss Irues sebraG, fu&te cen
Nnpern su tbsrItRen unc 3u tetrisen.
Das par Der 3ufanb, In wel&eu fa
pie GrDs sur 3sit Der rJmii&en Gaia
rem befanp, uub per nod tr9eno etnen
Guuten naenf@li&er Wirpf tn f@ be-
wabrt bate, Der lebnte etne Aencernna
berbei. gsrFIrfs5nag sa9il6 9.1
uno bod tonnie man bon t&1 aus
btele 3ufdnce ntAt bsEsrn, unbi baa
lrar wisoerum Elm 3ei9en bes b6ut'
, f&en 8etbss ; man bate cos .@efibI
ces srenssnlptfen GleneS; ater "a
ba&te tsin Wienl9 satan, NIT Der 8sl.
ieruns einmal 5anb an f& lelbf Al
le8eu, lOADern Sober ntutbete BAG ben
Nnptrr ~, rdbrenb man fir fa 1elbf
bic 0tcensen eeS 9afers be~iiubebalter
winldte. Das aIss bate oas @bri.
fentbum fnmmt ben Nltdret Der alter
@SBer uui;uwerfen UNI has 9reu
, mubte 60 cine SOafdnpis neut 0eI
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27

nanfen MIR Sabrbuneerte binrurt bic
6oriGn In Ger tit6li1sn fcwie tn Der
,prpfanen9 elbs&te; fe pfs8te pasNedt
'unc mtIpsrte feline Strenee pur@ cas
0eisB per etete.
(Scrtesuns fOlst.)
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
Oreinnb; RapiteI.
8iees Sebeme bic So
Sc in Rem yOrt7ereins 9.

Drsi Gage i6cn runren unisre GHse
ranperer in New yOrf lie batten f&
ccrsencmmen, beim Rei1sSrpeier sns
lammsntutOmtnsn. f. Der 8Oblentcut
bsfano ff@ unter ibneii am alerbefeH,
BEN seTel es tfos Ger yreIereteu, bsren
Opfet er ~belfdnofe parD, bod auberct<
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1875-11-27
Sie Maebt beS SbriftentbHmS

(0edftmmen fur baS fastDliGhe gotf
Wten, bel Carl SdrtOri.)
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

b. Rev. W. c. GRIYYIrn.

fRxtract from = Sermon delivered in Trinity
Hall, Huntington, January 81, ls75.l
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

\ SINGULAR NEDDlNG. "A strange
marriage ceremony was r. Gently wit
messed in a Pennsylvania cemetery.
the contracting parties being a min
ister of the gospel and ladv over
whom there seems to have hung d
d ep veil Of mystery. The bridal
party, numbering four persons, ar
rived in PittSton late in the evening
from New York. and. procuring the
services Of driver, they were driven
TO Wyoming Cemetery, short dis
tance out Of town. As soon o. the
carri ge stopped the occupants got
out and passed to the gate, and, pre-
ceded by two gentlemen, the quar-.
tet moved among the tomb b0r,lered
path to distant part Of the cemetery.
Here they matted directly in front oi
Il grave. at the head of which stood Il
white marble cross. Presently the
lady and her companion separated,
eacli ldhHIS a lr'1i'''b W 'ti'f'''
sides oft grave They then joined
hands. The two who were left took
positions, one at the head AMI the
other at the foot Of the grave. each
facing the other At this moment
the bell of church tower tolled the
hour Of midnight. and heiore the r.
verberations died away a marriage
ceremony had commenced in the Gem
etery. The service was short and
the scene most singular and impress
i've 4 few moments later the four
returned to the car'iage and were
driven back to the place FROM whence
they started.
The driver Of the vehicle uld
give no further information, other
than that one OF the gentlemen VAS a
minister Of the gospel, as was revealed
from the cut Of his garments.
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

The COsT OK \ STOVE. Persons
familiar with the cost Df iron casti -
IN general bushes, have often doubt
less wondered what there was in
stoves over similar fabrics OF non TO
make them 80 expensive to Users OF
them. compared to beds, tables,
chairs, carpets, and other articles OF
prime necessity in hoi>ehnld use
they are exorbitantIy high. T-ey
Iast 10 longer than ipme7Gc wares
generally, and it would seem ought
20 approximate in pricr to otner
utensils. The life of a good stove is
from five 70 ten years, according a.
II IS used, which is no longer than
hedsteads, chairs, tables, and other
furniture of similar quality to endure.
The Iron NouLie's Journal gives some
.acts as to the cost of making stoves
which are Of general interest. Nh. :.
J 'h :. Perry, OF Alb ny, clrulates
that gross ton of iron will make
2.120 pounds ofclean castings when
would furnish seven stoves Of 800
pounds each. He further calculates
that the cost Of molding per 100
pounds is Sl,37 II, which would
make the work on a stove cost 81 y
~ for moldiDg. No. 1 foundry iron
WAS quoted on september 10th, at
$50 per ton, which, at Mr.. Perry
figures, would make the iron il. 800
pound stove cost s4,2S the ret c. st
for the stove in question Icing IS. 40.
Such stoves are sJld by dealers, with
out any furniture or fixture, at s2S
to $3S, according to finish.
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

"WHo is willing to consecrate his
serv ce this day unto the Lord ? Stan.
ding as we do upon the threshold Of
the New Year this inquiry of Holy
Writ comes to us to day with strength.
ened emphasis and added power We
have often felt the duty of consecra
ting ourselves into the Lord; now,
however, we are more than ever i'm.
pressed with the duty of conservation
THIS DAY. 1t is the first Sabbath of
another year. IL is a time for new
resolves AMI fresh determinations. 1t
is time tn look backward and for
ward. The beginning of year is a
turning point, chronoloeically and
historically, to ALL We feel as though
we had reached the end of row and
were about to set in upon a new one.
In short, the New Year is new com
mencement; it is ending and begin
ming again-taking fresh start in
the affairs of life. The merchant
closes his accounts with the year, and
turns over a new page in MS Ledger.
The physician sends out his bills, mot
soon to be paid, of course. The
Editor puts new features in his paper;
drops some Of his old subscribers, and
receives new ones. With the New
Year hopes revive; zeal assumes a
more Jealous appearance; all our
"drowsy powers" awake and shake of
their lethargy.
In this general new movement;
this fresh starting in matters, when
could there be more propitious time
to start in that most important Of all
matters-a religious lite-than this
day and this hour? Hearers, never
will there come to US better oppor
tunity. We are now in the Sanctui-
ry OF the Lord. We are in the
presence Of those who will pray for
Us, and help our unbc!icf with their
Sympathle.;. We have the right use
Of reason We are in state OF
health; and we e at the entrance
Of the year. when the general pause
and renewing; the fresh turnings in
things, conspire To lead us to a holier
purpose IN our reflections. Whether
we regard our external surroundings
or our internal condition, this, is to Us
the most favorable time we can posi-
bly, have. The constant uncertainty
of life, gives to any future period
in which we may expect to bring the
will into subonlination to the judg
ment, and force us as it were, into
the Kingdom of God comparative
insigniticance in its relation to the
present moment which would prove
equally valuable to us, /. we woul,I
hut act upon Il voluntary, deliberate
resolve and not wait for any exciting
circumstance that may or may not
operate upon our powers in the fu
ture.
VIII our moral condition ever be
more susceptible TO the influences of
Divine Grace? Ii has SO long been
a matter of experience, that no one
can question the fact, that the longer
we neglect salvation, the more in
ciined We are 10 neglect it. In any
md every respect, therefore thi.
day, the first Sabbath OF the year Of
our Lord. 1875, is the m st favorable
of all opportunities 10 begin life de
voted to the service of the Lord.
"Who, then is willing to consecra;e
his service, this day, unto the Lord?
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

As Mr.. Isaac Mcmillan was re.
turning home at a late hour Christ
mas light he heird a noise in biz
fathers ware room. Upon opening
the door to ascertain the cause. he
r ceived violent blow in the face,
which nude him sit down QUICKER
than is his custom. aac regained
his feet in time 10 plant severe blow
upon the face of the u known assliI-
ant, which foored him He then
drew a knife and cut another man,
who now rushed from the house. and
while his attention aas attracted to
the latter man the first one regained
his feet and fed The burglars are
unknown, but will be undoubtedly
discovered rs one ofthem was scv ,re-
" cur with the knif .-Greenup Iade
pendent.
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

would not from the wise requiie
The lumber OF their learned lore;
Nor would from the rich desire
A siixle counter OF their store.
For have ease, and have health,
And have spirits, light a. air;
And more than wisdom, more than wealth,
A merry heart, that laughs ~ care.
At once, It's true. two 'witchlng eyes
surprise me In lnckiess season,
Turn d all my mirth 10 lonely signs,
And quite subdued my bette. reason.
Yet twas but love could make me grieve,
And love you knows a reason fair,
Aud much improved. NJ / believe,
The merry heart, that laugn'd at care.
81 now from idle wishes clear,
make the good may not 1nd;
Adown the stream gently steer,
And shift my sail with every wind.
hn-i half By nature, half by reason,
Can still with plant heart prepare,
TIE mind, st:uned to every season,
The merry heart, shat laughs st care.
Yet, wrap me in youf sweetest dseani,
fe social feelings OF the mind,
Give, sometimes give. your sunny CLEAN,
And let the rest gOod-humOur find.
Yes, let me hail and welcome give
TO every Joy my lot may share,
And pleased and pleasing let me live
With mcfy heart, thaI laughs az care.
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

MAGRUDER's GOAT.-Mrs. Magru-
deris baby, says Max Adeler, is Cur
ried out by the nurse now, since the
, accident to its carriage. Magruder
thought 1t would be 4 coed idea To
have a goat to pull the c.'ach, and he
bought one for the purpose; but one
d = the goat met another goat that
differed from him in politics, or reli-
gion, or something, and each under
took to convince the oth'r by jam
ming him in the skull. Every time
Magruder's goat would rear up pre-
paratory to making lunge forward,
Magruder's baby would lurch over
bacG ward; and when Magruder's
goat struck.the other goat, the &C
casion would shake the milk in the
baby's stomach into butter. And
sometimes the other goat would aim
at Magru,ler's goat which would
dodge, and then the other goat would
make a plunge head foremost into the
coach, and mash the baby up in u
most frightful manner. And in the
midst of the contest couple OF dogs
joined in, and. Magruder's goat back
ell of and tilted the coach into tho
gutter, and the dogs. biting around
generally, would snap at the goat and
ciuse il to whirl the baby arornd Just
in time 70 the bite, until at last the
goat got disheartene and sprang
thr. ugh the fence, leaving the cmch
on the other side, and it struggled
frantically To escape, while the other
goat crowded up against the baby in
order to avoid the Digs and finally
Knocked the baby ont md butted the
coach to spiinter>. They say the way
Mrs. Magruder eyed Magruder that
afternoon when they brought the
baby home muilated and disheveled
WAS simply awful to behold, but
she didn't speak to him for week
and he had to soften her down by
buving her an ostrich feather for her
winter nat. The goat is still at large.
Anyb,dv who wants him can have
him free ofcharge. A!agruder doesn't
recognize him when he meets the
animal upon the street.
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

A minister was once preaching
about heaven, aud to show the
absurdity OF Swedenborg's idea. drew
a graphic picture Of a Swedenborgian
heaven, with its beautiful fields, fine
horses. cows and pretty women, when
in the mist of his glowing descrip-
ton, one of the sisters went into rap
lures, and shouted "Glorv, glory,
glory 2" This so disconcerted the
preacher that be paused. when an
elder cried ont TO the shouter, "Hold
ON there, sister you are shouting
oveY the wrong Heaysa
Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1875-01-14

Varieties OF kinds.

They take life easy in Mississippi.
Domestic "sauc:" is kept in family
jars.
A friend indeed is one who is not
in need.
Instead of waiting for chtnce,
make one.
Better run in old clothes than run
in debt.
No church is ts) weak to take up
Il collection.
A Chicago man has invented bar
tenders bell punch.
A man stick. Mt nothing when he
tries to stab ghost.
Fo " Kentuokians rode two days
10 XII II fox worth sixty cents.
People who dance never pay the
fiddler. 1t is those who get up the
ball.
Now is a good time 10 buy ther-
mometers. They are lower now than
they have been since last spring.
Al Iowa court held thit Il promise
to marry must be IN writing in or
der to support an action for breach
oft
A. riches and favor for.ake man
people discover him t. be fool;
! but nobody could find it out in his
property.
A Cairo man warns people not to
trust his wife. and she retorts by ray
ing that he'll 90 without clothes all
summer before she'll take IL washing
To rig him out again.
A fatal duel was fought on the 23d
near the Alabama and Mississippi
State line. between ii Tar'ls and
B. d. lay, of Mobile, Ala rardy
vas killed at the frat FIRE.
The iog was very heavy on the
rivers near Y. T., on NJ 'nIay last.
On the East River ferry boat CO.
Iided with cattle transp,rt, and r..
suited IN the death OF two men aud
the iujuring of others.
4 female lily il Warrington al
vertised that her infant child, whose
| father was q Congressman, was ill,
land that If ten dollars was not ut
once sent to an assumed address, she
,houl,I call in p rson 10 see III father
The result was th;rty-four etiers,
each enclo-ing a ten dollar William,
without comment.
Three cl liIdren Of Rev. J. II. Op.
lyke, a Methodist clergyman, pre-
siding elder of the renton DrfrIct,
were PLAYING burglars one day last
week, when pistol in the l'agds Of
one OF them went %, and the ball
entered the cheek OF the second son,
"a c.iiId nine years old, inaicting
very dangerous wound.
Burglary is getting to be a dan
,erou, business. One night llst
week burglar who was discovered
leaving the residence of "m. Ste
venson at the Falls of the schuylkllI,
near Philadelphia, was wounded ny
rifle shot from Rolert Stevenson on
of the proprietor 1t was found
that he had entered the hou'e and
packed up a large quantity Of valya-
bles ready for removal.
Another burglar met his doom on
the night of the 23d inst. Two no
torigas characters well known ia
Amsterdam. n. Y, named Charles
| II. Whiting and William lsdgeit,
went to West Galway, a snail ha'n-
let in the eastern part OF Fi'ton
county, and attempted to rob store,
when discovered BY several ctizepT-
Whiting was shot and died from the
effects Of The wound the pext morning;
lPis3Ssts nads his sssQa