The Morning herald., 1875-12-02
QUE MINLATURE POSTER.

don't 90 to China on THAI account. Ii tn
money isn't paid when due Of comes an ca
to remind him ofthe ear-or Of his ways.
Buv your furniture from l.. F. Adair, At
and King SITS. = 81"
Mrs. Case, of Shoals, Ind, during tn
course of single week knocked one tram
down, broke a rib for another, shot at :
third and kicked fourth so vigorously tha
he had to go to the hospital. This is tn
1iveliest Case on record.
John Green, 2O4 West Second st., is sell
ing boots and shoes at great reduction.
There is no woman in the Vermont statt
Prison. Happy conyicts
Milliners don't have" old ladies - bon
nets for sale.
Mr.. James Corrie, dentist, in Baltimore
writes 81 hive used DR.. Bulls Cougi
Eyrup personally and in my family for two
or three years, and am prepared to say thai
there is nothing to compare to it as RENE
dy for Coughs, Colds, etc.
The Brooklyn Argus says that the " elias
sical i" ladies of Boston don't know enough
about music to tell when mosquitoes films
Yankee Doodle. Yes, but they can tell whel
the festive insect is doing " Hum, swee
Hum"
Moreland's store is on the corner OF 4tl
and Poplar SITS. He has on hand larg,
stock Of shoes, which are selling low.
A western paper announces that the
Prince of Wales has started on his visit t,
Indiana.
Centennarians are generally short il
stature.
At 40 King street, can be found tn,
latest styles of we'll made furniture, whicl
is selling very cheap. The above is the old
State and is kept by ]. g. J. N. Harman.
A Vermont girl eloped In boys cloth
ing. She evidently ''pants" for matrimonH
No one can be happy without a frien,
and no one can know what friends he h;
until he is unhappy.
He sells shoes lower, cheaper, than any
body else in the city," who is he ?
Why Daniel Nc cCusker, PIG West I'd st..
to be sure"
HALLS Journal of Health says that i
ISN'T healthy to sleep down stairs. That
why landlords conduct fellow to the fiftl
story.
For pair of white kid slippers for ball.
or parties, 90 to Fennessey's, 22l Marke
street.
Go to O'Connor's new establishment, No
2 East 3rd street, over Dubell's hat store
lie sells stylish and good fitting carmen
ut from 1Oto IL per cent. cheaper thai
any other tailor.
After all we may thank striped stockings
for one thing. They have overcome the
prurient modesty shown by women in all
aversion to going up stairs first.
Felt, drugget and crumb cloths, elegant
designs. Call aud see at McBride's, 72S
Market street.
A cooper, whose wife was always scold-
ing, barreled her up and rolled hel. around
the shop until she solemnly promised to
reform.
Cheap, extravagantly cheap! All shapes
snd sizes of ladies' felt hats at 80 and 10
tts., for sale at 12l shipley street.
A good place for indoor rife practice
The kitchen range.
Simon Kracht, being ditto, committed
suicide in Louisville.
Low prices at Fennessey's shoe empor
ium, 22l Market street. White kid slippers
specially. A most useful holiday presents
is pair Of shoes.
~ Aunt Nancy, Brigham's "old weman,"
a big, rawboned female, known to every
one in Mormcndom, has returned to Salt
l AXE: Brigham calls her his Big-bone
Nancy.
The Directors of the National Bank of
delaware have .ust completed tie papering
of their bank ng room. The work was
cone by A. B. Jones, paper hanger, 61e
Market street.