Middletown transcript., 1875-01-30
1arietits.
Men who travel bsre6ootsd sround
. newly carpstsd bed room ofts1 6nd
themselves on the wrong tack.

n tnems0lveS ON the wrong tack.
3 Coasting on the Common il nov
) Boston's favorite recreation, and crowd
p Of 5000 or 1000 people, al times. gath
q er there to enjoy the sport.
n Nothing recalls to the mind Of th,
# married man the joys Of his sisgls liz
: 90 wildly a. to 6nd that the baby has
8 been eating crackers in bed
A Uniontown women, BY the fres
: use Of carbolie scid. removed I'll the
: freckles of her face. The Dosto.
thinks . new skin will set in IN sbsut
nine weeks 3 ses,s satsea
The artesian we'll just sunk at Allan
tic City has proved : complsts ssecsss.
and watsr. in large qaantity and Of ex-
cellent quality, has beens obtsi1ed.
Paris has j graveyard which i on
tirely devoted to deceased inmates Of
the Jardin des Plansss Over seven
hundred dsfanct animsls have bsen
buried there. s.i'anaa asis
We do not want pfecepts 10 much u
patterns. A calm hour with God is
worth q whole life time With man.
Our reputation depends greatly on the
choice Of our 1 companion.
In Liverpool, England. recently,
woman sued ! man she had never seen
for breach Of promise Of narriags.
The parties had corrssponded and had
exchanged photograph, but bad never
met.
There is said 70 be A enormous In
crease in the numbsr Of rats in Eng
land owing 70 the dsstrustion sf veassls.
owls, hawke and other natural snsmiss
Of the rat. BY The prsssrvers # game.
J Who il the straightsst maa mention-
cd in tho biblei Joseph, because
Pharaoh made : ruler of him And
that's why he remained stssisnssy in
Egypt.ses oa h9
{ The ziensvills girls don't spssd ..all
their time trying 10 olimbsthe holy hill
Of zioh." for on their way hone from
pienies they attach dsfsaoslsss young
men and kiss them by main itress
My SON. nov that the boys have won
at Saratoga, and thereby shown the
mental superiority efthe college faculty,
| would ike 70 send you to Columbia,
but its too near Brooklyn, too near
's' 2
A man. suffering from smallpox,
recently travelled several miles g cen-
'ult = Providence doctor 9 concerning
himself, as the Doctor where be lived
'ould not tell what was the matter With
,im.
A half barrel Of apple butter from
fulton. n. Y, was expressed over the
Delaware. Lackawsnna and Western
sailroad, addressed to Her Majssty
luesn Victoria, Buckingham Palace,
Inglsnd." :"
What brought you to prison, my
olored friend ?" said Yankee to a
egro. Two constables, sah.o 2 ..Yes.
at mean had intemperanss anything
DO With il r Yes, sab, dey Was
,f of 'em drunk.
What do you know Of the character
this man I" Vas asked Of : witness
police court the other day. .sWhat
know Of his character 7 l know
to be unbleachable. your HONOR he
piled with much emphasis.
When q Tennessee husband will
rsewhip his wife for washing potatoes
his Sunday plug hat. it is time to
luire whether thia generation Of men
+ getting to be too confounded high
led for the age Of the country /?
When they tried to force Miss GAY.
Independence, Missouri. into mar
&c against her will. she kicked the
nister's hat of, Knocked the yeune
p down, rode off on mule, with
foot on each side Of him.
A subscriber asks our commercial
n to quote the Wholesale price of
q bottles. He says he can't afford
pay FIVE cents apiece for them when
roof Of his woodshed is the head.
rters Of all the cats in the nsighbor-
d.
drs. Tracy. Of Missouri, had been
q long time, and Tracy had her
in in the barn. When she died the
IN Was found four inches too short,
the neighbors would not even let
sav four inches Of the body to
e . &c.
'ecauss the aatherities Of Cedar
ids, in Iowa. won't sprinkle the
ets. the Cedar Rapids Nmss has
it's back up and refuses to publish
hing about the Bsechsr business.
hing like Independent Journalism
bringing people 70 their senses.
Pennsylvania boy got 20 homesick
he walked seventy-eight niles,
ont eating in order to sit down
more at the hmily hsarth-stone.
VAS received with such warmth by
male parent that it was several