The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1875-10-21
SMILE PROVOCATlVES.
ADVICE to old bachelors who dye their

ADVICE to old bachelors who dye their
hair-kccp it dark
WHY is lovely young lady like
hinge? Because she is something to
adore.
CrRRAN was once asked by one of ll'
brother Judges "Do you see anythlhg
ridiculous in this wig?' Nothing but
the head, wa. the reply.
MR, BENJAMlN GINNING some time
since presented the poor Of the city OF
Liverpool with GOO, upon which II wag
wrote, " A good b, Ginning
TWO sharpcrs ON change were discuss,
inp the merits Of third, Yes" SAID
one of them, winding up the conycr"i'-
ton, "hc'd rather lie ON sixty days time
than tell the truth for cash"
4 MAN in IN American settlement,
who has been an invctcratc smoker for
twenty years has suddenly and pcrma-
ncntIv given up the practice lie
Knocked the ashes of his pipe into II Erg
of blasting powder.
"Wlll you please insert tn is Obituary
noticc?n asked an old gentleman oi i
country editor. make bold to ASK 1t
because know the deceased had great
many friends about here who'd be glad
to hear of his death
WmEN a man goes to a quilting party
obout tca-limr, and sits down ON Il ball
Of wickng with II long darning-ncedIr IN
it. he will think Of more things con
nrrtrd with darning in a minute than hr
can mention in two hours.
4 WOODEN soldier in front OF Troy
cigar store is armed with an old army
muskct. 4 few days ago the owIir
loaded the gun and the boy who next
playluIIy snapped the lock had never
been scared before in all his life
"DIp ANYTHING about the defendant
strike vour eye as remarkable? a,ked
iudgc Of the plaintiff in Il case OF As,
,nuIt and battery. at did, yer honor
"And what was it ~ continued 'I'
Judge. " lis fist, yer honor
Az old lady visited a travelling circus.
She was delighted in every respect hnI
one. Speaking Of the proprietor Nh'
said lie has everything IN ms Sllo"
that i, ON the bills but the hlPpodromr,,
| wonder where he keeps his hippodromr'
Is ii dead?
pIEAsNNTLooKING man ~tcPpr"
out ON the platform, and, ,nhaI'ng ,,''
fresh air. rnthusastically observed to me
brakeman, "l,u't this myigoratmg?
. 30, sir; it is llarishurg,' said the con
.,;,r,i,r. rmuIuyr The pleasant
inc gentleman retired.
" Anr the Spikcuscs hack k?' inquired
Mrs. Stayby, who hasn't been out o,
,nwu his season. "Nc~'m,' replied
thr cook, land Mrs. Gadby go,
home from Scarboroughs last night
Then Mary, you open the front SHUT.
tcrs and let 1.-THE known that we've got
back too
Turrr is a man in one of the suburbs
who supports his family IN hInoIom'
STYLE by simply tying an abIc-hodlrd eau
Inv fine tail TO rlothcs-linc every nl@ll|
and then going out in the morning To
collect the soap, shaying-cups, brushes,
ctc,. thrown into the yard by angry
dwcIcr. in adjoining houses
4 pRECOClOrS youth dcN"ur'" INV
larger part OF IL glass Of icc:crr'm at Il TaI ,'I
loon in this city a few evenings since, ana
his appetite not hcing appca'cd' co"EnlI Il
couple of flies, and mixing them WIN
the small quantity that remained, called
fine walters attention to it, who llhn'dl-
atcly furnished him with second glass
ONr day Moore, who had stolen Il
I,rk If hair from Il lady's head, ON being
ordered by her to make rcStitut'Gn'
canght up pen and dashed off the I"I-
lowing lines:
ON one sole condition, love, might he lr"
With thi, beautiful rngIcl to part
would Gladly rcIinpuiSh the IocE "' your
head