, 1875-07-18
cosstP FOR THE LADIES.
+rr Young Hen, Even with Comfort.
sh1s Incomes, Do Not Marry:
,,.,ab,z Woelpg~thinese Prorebial Philosophy
-HaR Ceurtipg Is Done In California.
, Pitsburg Dam.al Nsagreeably Sur
nr;.e1-A Parisienne's Penitence.

A% y
r,;sea-A Pa1isienne's Penitence.
min. Relative to the Better Ha1f Of
humanity.
r4F REASON Or MANY BACHELORS.
a,,s Mi,er N the Guctnoati Gazette: It Ia
:, ,a .u.pxisn& inst Young naan, eysn with
S.to,..b.e incomes, fear to marry fashionaay-
ss,,,.aa girls, vhea the immense amount nec-
~. ia taken into eonaidetatinn- "Whv," j"
"a M. youne man, to be sure have an III
.,oa ri a20, 900 year, but what is that when q
s~.ts.ss establishment and expensive wife are
n a6urston? II IKE Al the cinb. have my hcr1es
~ v.kiety Of eqnipases, can trsvel where and
-, o,asss, and hare my pick Of tho girls to
.s.o | cao psy my devoirs,-atways careful Of
..r,ss not 10 b. too pointed in nay attentions
s.nr n.rticulsr stxr It married in my walk
,tps uust take my wife to Al establishment
s.,..ooodisg to tbs one under whose roof abs
=. .,r,rs been lu1urianslv sheltered Hsr
80, I'll 9iTa her q magm 5een. houssa7u.
49, 49, iress in which will cost 800, and
IN ns exrected to malntsin this extravagant
'..,* of living, or, il possible, to sur1rass it.
a. fo4 irssuaee, Miss -. We'll, / Admire
~ ',1trnseIy; :; think she is beautiful. accom-
- ,Tshed. I'D unsrcied ty tine world. but she is
~ ri ths most extrar2g2nt little cre2tu1es l
~, r.mA sctass She has heen &uxartantls
,.s,nd aud really thinks that money is Of no
ro,e gsh,e than 80 much paper, except - me
~ aberrgith to crafty ones varroua whine
~ f.nr;es. Sue never purchases anything,
s..n to parfumeues, without paying the most
,ro,ka,ani ps,cea therefor accompanied her
n, , shoszpine expedition ona day. She gave 20
IrA bu1,op-boek, 21o for aa many drota OF altar
II rpseA 80 to1 dne SILK stocklnEs vs. for
t.n :. @s for pretty handkerchief and
tsers wa sl0o appended in pAcel
~ s,azu that I readily Carried everg-
ts;or IN oua Of NV inner coat~pock-
ta. soi thase expenditures ere IN aserT-oay oc-
t1T3npe.. Hat d1e4ses an coa1s frosn Paris =
h,cs cTenad.ns and an evening Dress, ordered
frsu wo1th'a, c@ss over s6oo, exclusive OF du-
nes. Hox cuuld MAINTAIN such Princess On
tDQoQ se6z: daneed German with tho
oeaf creature tdcar III every eense OF Iha word)
H. she. evening, sni [ commented upon tue
ktsuty Of her dress-beautiiul because Of its
s;mrlic,ty,-a use White tusle. with white hEacs
aImnst buried AMID itn softness, Yes she re-
nhsd with apisnstlou, is il z1os lotelg 7-and 20
xnnxpensuxe: only 9l25 for This e4ulslte fluffy
,ulIe. I lhhd thA xh.ta silk. ana thought would
ttur over ieaf in domestic economy. and have
IA old dress rejuyeaated. Am not gettfng to
be oaite snansse7:' she added. whife her face
Nv salvsad nth sraile Of sat1sf f4ctou.~
DOMESTIC DIALOGUE AT 4 WATERING PLACE.
Eaatoa Ce1amcreta{ E2z4ettss.
Hatitues Of the sum,ner hotels and watering
plsces vii recognize the following as correct
specimen Of the domestic dialogues which take
plaoe #bi1s ratsrfan1lias Is waiting for the ON
nibus 10 dive up to fhe front piazza, or bis bug
n 10 take hin to tie steamboat landing, or for
the xbistle Of tho expected locomotive:
"Foa have got the pattern for the muslin. my
6erT
"Tes"
*And yop won't 1orget chaxley'a slippers and
~ bathiog dress in the lover bureau drawer?"
"No darliug."
~And the cod cream and canphos from the
rpp@ she1 in The cIope1, and to bt1ng US son1e
haaia froaa tho Ghxary, you know, and bott3e
Esaagne."
"And babys caps, son know, and toll the dresg-
rsskes shout having rny dress seut By express,
fR v4at II for tbs hop And do ask Aunt
4sz:s to send my diving gxunaaetss l forgot
tsn"
"4nything else:"
no darling, nothing. only If you could etep
t7e9 to mas and nnl her to lend me that purple
tata hood, and bring me down = new SUD nno-
hsia, a1ed MY India rnbbets to wear whAo va
70 aA IN the boat 1t - 60 damp that"
"6top. darling! I've jus. thought of some
Riag want 10 do myself"
~Hhat it, my desr$" 81
~whS, ! want to run in MT StoYe for Ave
niaase4 for b1s own husxnehs. II there's sny TINS
ii. at.es tranfactins yoala-'
"1or' now. Charlesv hope you ere not goine
u b disagfecab1e aboue faw little erraads, I'm
Eue~
EaHies-s Oh. net in the Least, oa,}y haven't
qalts got used 10 tAd& e1 presa hnSiueAs yet, and
ean ol1y give nlua-tealLa Of tha I1mo to II thla
summer, that's al, soots4cums-rheres the eL~
yzns Whistle"
+Gonl-Dt, dsar; don't forget the"-
BIZ thA rest Ut tha ssntence waa lnst m tbs
szxsae q whesaa sAA4 bare Charles On aas way to
tom
4 WootN6 NOT LONG DOING.
u told hz& 4hernet1y+ uhiie attending =
lady foE aav&rA seean, observed thoEe adznir&h
9r.'ihae IL hsr dsushtar which he hrnlT eateem-
ID to b calculated to tander the marrped s.ate
hsffpy. Accordingly, on Saturday, mL.an tslinx
lesre nf his Psdeut, he addressed her to the fol-
lostag pzupnn: AYou sre now 80 we'll THAI l
nsed not saa yun xttaE Aouaay next .xhsn
aaa4 come and pay you NY farewell visit But,
IN the meantime, wish you and your dsuehte-
set'oosty 10 consider the proposal ans about
70 nasA. II IL abrupt sod anceteuootous. I am
An3e; bzt ths exceas1va' occupation Of
ny tina hy my professional duties
iAaulna me- no leisure 10 accomplish what de-
hfe y the more Ordinary course Of attention
;ase sosse!sasaao. Ny annual receipts amount to
T., md czn settls - on my wife; mt
EaAsaefae e IL generally known u tue pahlic. 80
las' so4 npAy readily ascertain uhat it Is. l
E8*a saea N yoof dAG8hte1 q tender and a{Eec-
klsisasa eka3d III asstduuas aod careful nurse,
tna feutie snd tsdy-l,be member Of = family;
tasa pefsou must oe al that a huabaud coFeta.
faa o1ef ny Gaud and f4itunn for her &c
Tesaoes- On Monla!, wheu CALI 7 shall ex-
Esa Ear Discrimination; for l really hare rot
taes s@ the fnsaiine Of courtahin~' In this
fsma< 61e lA1v vas wpoed and Wun and We
2saeee we msy add tbs uniou was faGcitous ia
Fe:T nzpect
CHINESE PROVERBS ABOUT WOMEN.
Hospe7F Haqdx1M.
t1Ae ch'nese are 4 people OF many pToveFhh
fsaa vh,ch ars extremely &cuta and neatly
faeo "Hs who linda pleasure in vioe aud
fa N 7arsus Is nospce ID both, :" would be ao-
t'@aa y the via Of the most advanced cnun-,
~ - warranted By experience. Bue marx
fsoEazbid philosophy of tha Chinase with
Eaea q women: Listen to your wife but
f. beliese her," '.To cultivate virtue ia the
taee u men to renounce science il the VIZ
q y *omeu." 1.-The happiest mother Of
Hes u shs who bag sors only" !" II one
r. ae1 ar stupid, what posls!oa ie thai Of
{-1s<-sh~1a*! 1t with r1fe and daughter
f*, ooe ha4 also SISTERS and Aistare, in-faw,
0ea and aleees, One ought to be 4
70 oA atla to hold OUT "The