Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1875-05-06
An OrthOmanic Romance.
From the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Friday afternoon last, young man living
on Warren avenue and u young woman dwell
ling on Thirty-sccond street were marrleo.
The wedding was quiet one, as the orloe $
family was in mourning on account OF tne
recent death Of the brides mothers grand
aunt, and though merrily rang not thc pens,
still these were wed. After dinner, the sheo,
ding of tears, the shying OF old SHOES, ana
similar nuptial ceremonies having been ouiy
performed, the young couple proceeoeu 70
the modest cottage on Warren avenue Wnich
was to be their homc-delicious thought -
their home. After tea the two young people
were sitting in the dusky parlor testing the
carrying capacity of one chair, when, natur-
ally, they happened to remember that ut that
very moment the great spelliny-tournamen
was raging at Farwcll Hall. After saying
that each other would rather be where he or
she was than at Farwcll Hall, ETC., etc., the
turtle doves organized a spelling tournament
of their own, the reward of merit being kisses
and the condign penalties for errors severe
hugs. Presently the newly made bride asked
the ncwly-made groom to spell ''1mpenetra-
ble," and he spelled it, 'l-m-p-e-n-e-t-r-a-
Bile" 80, you great goose blithely said
the sole partner of his home and heart:
''You, educated at university, can't spell
s'lmpenctrable" This nettled the head of
the family, and he asked her how She spelled
it. :I-m- m-p-c-n-c-t-r-i-b-l-c. 'SIhats the
worst ever heard," said he, Tor young
woman who pretends to have moved III so- ,,
ciety and gone to the Dearborn Academy.
.sPretcnds," remarked the bride, on whose
, cheek two scarlet spots could be seen glow
iny in the dusk (for the lamp had been
turned down very low,) ''pretends. she
echoed, as she LET: his knee for rocking
chair. and began to rock herself vigorously
| and fan herself with her handkerchief; my
| father never was tailor, and l cannot re-
member that my mother ever took in wash
ing" Possibly not, retorted the husband,
/ with forced calmness, but at least my father
always paid his debts, and my mothers bridal
rousseau, if plain, was paid for
Edwin slept on the sofa in the parlor thar
night, while Angelina shed bucket ana
half of tears in the solitary nuptlal coucn
that she occupied. AZ ~ q. H. tnt
| husband and wife Of q day, pale, cold ano
determined, called on lawyer VINO nae
known their families for years, ana announce &c
their determination to separate as soon as tht
requisite papers could be prepared, on the
ground Of incompatibility of temper. Edwlr
stated that he hoped to find in the Black Hills
present distraction and speedy death, while
Angelina remarked that, thoug h she looked
perfectly horrible in black and detested veils
She would to nunnery 60. The lawyer
after some difficulty, induced them to tel
him the cause and manner of their separa
ton. ''Sir,' said Edwin, '.I cannot live will
woman that spells 'impenetrablc with AZ
H." ''Did you really do that, my dear 2
said the kindly old Judge to the weeping
wife. ''Yes," she sobbed. That was wrong
that was very wrong" he replied. $50 ltolt
her." stated the husband, ''but she said sh'
couldn't safely trust her happiness to the keep
ing of man who spelled it with an e.
'.Ah!' said the lawyer, 'that is the way yol
spell it, is it," 1T is. ''Then you are boil
wrong it should be spelled with an "a
Swift AS flash Of lightning Edwin, pressing
one hand to his throbbing brow, leaped to tn
bookcase and seized W Websters Unabridged
while Angelina, whose heaving bosom be
trayed her emotion, turned over the pages o
the copy of Worcester's that the kind hearted
old lawyer had placed before her. =
1T is an 'a,'' cried each simultaneously
'*Edwin!" 'Angelina!" x Like tor
into each others arms.