, 1875-03-14

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tre; sho sad that ehe wanted to 6aye SONG fun
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t,rs n.s-rce@st na ~.. ~ sa.a n@ss
Iuatc !athnnt aeser 20 tasa RsAss o.
Sons, +~n.3 h;r,Ma r. h,s IN ~ ~ '1s .nsec1
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~ ~ stoano INV !. "1aa ~ 1ueae~S, saso onso
~ tha ~ 10 Ioe, snt vnnd na1,ah S.s. .a
gnnJov e VIVA of"' "oS" o''0Ae'A ~ A~S' S'sA
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As near Is can he ascertained, about twenty
T.ed aie ut aug aA ~ sns lug sniuasuoas s' tno
fnI ~ E,1saJ saa;a Th;a ~ -
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A'1' '@@''o 1'4oa'4AN1o' " "D'@@" o eo"eA'
I One OF the girls At Vassar keeps up her
atnGles, Keeps traok OF eight lore stories In
vonn p4o0ss' ~tses '"tsn pss "een ~ n,S
tn3a f,ma , ~ -;da nd .taIa snI n1ac,;cs for :.
$1,000 so@" w 1s41' @1o oA~'"' ~Ao 1'1aoss AoA
eonceft.
There Is young girl ln Dubuque who whistles
80 sWeetly that people como from long distances
~ W 4e@s . nea, ane nas peen onetea >.oo MseA
i.'t ~ 800! H1a Fo1'oi1o ~ PI114:7
ooneart ue p~*eA's '1e "e'' oa A"o 1e1oSe %as&
The New York Commercial Adce1ftser notes
tue fact that Mrs. Sine, OF New Joisey, is living
With nes fourth husband, and says that tie
osner t3sI Insee must nave gone on On tangent
taat "ay nceouas 1os soe atss ana snifo' ous aos
sot LIS 1esaos'
An Idaho gentleman stripped himself, hung
his s1na1e! on the saw-buck. and retired Oh .
pile Ut cord wood. His mistake was discovered
by his wifo, who overheard him quarre!ing with
a,ran ~ ,ms1nar o!a %omaa ABOUT taefe not bang
coSer enough on the bed
"Yed, boys" said Nancy Bell. female black
smith OF Iowa, as she straddIed horses Leg,
aud yankod of q ahoe, II was brought up 10
this brslnesB and 50 was my mother; aud there
amt been no Boscher scandals in our family,
TOT fact. <fye Nssos.
wife the other night, when he thought be hes1d
BURGLARS 10 the house. She wouldn't let him 20
down In any more than the alnyio garment he
had on lost, il no should sat stabbed, she'd have
to meud hoie in bis pauts-
co, pr.u ~ 1.x;,.+,, u o,a Id.
~, 10 1,s, ~ =; ~ - .;tu ~ 'as @
lol Sears old last October. But the old Lady is
slllng herself smoking pipe. She has baen At
it now for the lass half century, aod he thinka
she can't stand 1t many years lunGer-
Detro;t Fre7 pyes.. Yesterday vh;,e vonro-
lady from Nankiu Townsaio vas having hor
photograph taaen. and inst AZ the monent wha,,
It was required of her to Keep perfectly still
she suddenly threw up her arnas aud axclsimed:
"Oh! Lordy sakes, bn. I forgot to take thus
quiz Of gum ont Of my mouth"
An Iudians man has sued for divorces on the
ground that his wife has Lit him on oue SPOT On
ois head NTH tue roi!ing-pin for nineteen Years,
and his physician tells Jim that he will certainly
have soiteuing Of the BRAIN unless tho woman
se!ecta soma other point. She declares that she
j. too old 10 cuange he- habits hence the suit.
The Montgomery (Ya.) 1fessenqer saws:
"Some two years ago, Mrs. Morgan, who lives
On Wolf Creek, iu Cites County, gave blrth to
five malo children IT one time. They are still
living, are not in the slightest daformed, are Of
good constitution, and as sprigatly as weil-fed
k,ttsns. III. Morgan il = laoorar, and quite
poor"
Sova. rifa n har husband na +ho rr,rt,i, d.
scen6s On tho prostrate form Of Jri1ez: ..Ah
when we we're married you vowed chat, we're T
taken from you, YOU would kill yourself on nv
tomb, as Jnliet did Gu Romeo's. You wouldn't
klll yoa,sclf," replies tho husband, ssand sea
whether would not keep my yow."
IN actress OF one OF tne Psrs theatres ap,
aa,; .snact o - ro', cen a. ~" o1as. 5ar,,r
Name II. :" s,id lie docto-, WHO vas eoamored
of the aotress. ..Oh. WA the reaponea. ait ia
not = yerv difioult thlng. You are the physician
~ Mia u. Me ia nv rival + want vnn n r,va
her feser ui,icI, vii keep her frun, the st.scs
torla;eb, ~, 1 "'1' '~'' '''A '''' '@'' @''''0-
san ffsnelsco wife by mistake TOOK liquid
au9u'pn1.1 a1o !. ouinsu uel nou.u :elslo.y'
in that sha 1onId mt ha abla to sneat for
month. sud. with Intense and spontaneous fer
thst he rnenn. to expross crstirude for tho prob
ah;J,tv Of her reoovery. bnt ahe aid not sosn to
ha cntirety satisfiod.