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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-14


tue battle was defeat u brought TO The American
cause an the fruits Of victory. Tas many
thoughts suggested py
time viii not allow me 20 dwell upon, and must
leave EN- TOR some future occasion, but one
alone must press home upon your hearts,
Tnls Centennial observance Of the battle OF Bun
ker HlIl ought % ushsr IN an era OF good feeling
throughout our country. The blows aimed BY
British oppression AZ me colony o. MassachuseLts
on tae highest point or our national history,
pledge ourselves " every honorable endeayOr 70
and domestic alienation, and to secure such
nearly understanding between the people or the
different sections o. the land. that there may 90
indeed liberty and union, now and forever. one
ana InseparaDle.u A cltizens " boston we open
vide our hearts and homes TO the thousands OF
pilgrims who Will come TINS week 10 pag their
tribute AZ the shrine of Bunker Hill. Welcome to
In Sc VINO gather from our New England towns.
each bearing some choice remembrance treasured
W from saintcd hpai
REV WILLIAM 7. STOWE,
o. the Charlestown Uni arian church, preached
discourse t0-day on tue religious element ia the
Revolution. lie selected bis text from Psalms,
xiv, I've have heard win our ears, Goo,
our fathers have told us, what work thou dIdst IN
ouve out tas Bealhen with thy hand, ana
plantedst them; how thou didst afiict the people
and cast them out. For they got not
sword. neither do t6etT own arm save
tnsn, but my r1gnt hand and thine arm,
ana t6e hgnt Of wy conntenanGe. oeS ssase
words 5oun Murray, the founder OF our den0mlna-
ton, preached Bis 1rst sermon as chaplain n the
Continental Army 100 years ago soon alter tne
battle Of Bunker nm Vita equal appr0prateness
we may take them FOR our text today Tue Tever-
eni gentleman then referred 70 the changes when
have taken place since that sermon was preached
and 10 the events OF the Revolution, aud con
tnued.-Aud here ! touch the subject which
have In mind-tne religious element In the RevOlu-
ton Which gave Independence 70 these states.
The preachers, with les exceptions, 1Spou5ed the
cause p tRs patriots, declared Il rom their oul-
New-York tribune., 1875-02-11
Mem }Ja5.ltatlou5.

IN PRESS, SHORTLY TO BE PUBLISHED: 4:
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~ Le yals OF hands; sGggO aha au
wee 9ayn, analyses %! OUOO bands se.usy dealt Ia
All me OueiDns the sujec, hliAess Spl"
ne 1870 forming l or attempted 10 cara AIea
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NEW ANNUAL-PHRENOLO AND
'PHYsIOGNoMY 1875. Now ready More than One Hundred
Illustrations distinguished personages with Portraits BoS-
rauhe and Character Cradle Illustrated Eyes,
Ears Noses ps Nc The Characters Of
Illustrated Dlashg t Cure 1t
fall Of chesa Eewsmen Oay 20 Seat 6rss pot by
s. r. WELLS 3s9 Broadwiy. Hew-Yors.
New-York tribune., 1875-02-11
hcrses. Carriages. narHt5s. ~t.

TOR SALE-Oue of the oldest established
A. LIvkHi BoAkDliG, and sALB srAbLts "a N.-Yors'
doing good "a hclg app 70 h. I.
CLEVELAND eq l7G Boadsay koon 20, OF A. CARD tsa.
II and 10 Nllsm-L
New-York tribune., 1875-02-11
Ceaebers

AN experienced TUTOR desires PUPILS.
~ Highest city references. Aldfes H. A. tne-ne Once
NUSICAL.-A frst-cass gentleman PRO-
IVA FksSOR OF hUsIC-yoca, meodeon eohaing ="
the highest really srea protest as, la' ein5'd r %
Tnrope wishes PUPILS, 70 TAAtH IN 'Obbb-
nj, rspd and very pleasant tuod te'fg Narfins [
and quick success Moderate Reerhees gven ana aS
Address PROFESSOR. 2Jl Bast 5oih-st
DARTIES wishing instruction in the Ger
man French Spnish. aian hael8 VI tln ecielt pa
tive Teachers a Mrs MTG tHGLBS IBAChBhS BNhhAO W
west 35th-st
DRIVATE LESSONS in MUSIC, GERMAN,
FRENCH and ENGLISH BkA SCHHs-B, sng.gI's AS, 49,
csted TEACHER veil esabsled aal hfhl fcs'.o''' "'
Miss l. N n Tdbuae Up.owl Ohoe 81 . Wet 5El-sL
New-York tribune., 1875-02-11
1ldcnnerp.

tilatnincrn.
THOMAS T. rAsKBR. JR ,. n TAsEsR
NEORRlS, TASKER & Co.,
VI PASCAL IRON WORKS,
PHILADELPHIA
TASKER IRON WORKS.
NEWCASTLE, DELAWAKE
OSee Fnh ard Tasser-is.. Phlaiepms.
Once and Wsrehou,e. No 4. Go.c-st. Sewiork
Olisr rehoIse. \ 80 o iv rst., Boston.
roIght Iron Ned luOes. pa algaacd a1i
rub c0dfe II = p M. ald
LAP.N NELDED ChAI( OAL IROS BOILER TUEB'
OFT WE'LL T,BING AID CASINO. 1900. .-
Gas AND STbAM tlfTER| TOOLS
IRON GAS AND MAIBR PiPB
STREET LAMP POSTS AND Ian FERNS
IMPROVED COAL GAS APPARATUS. &c.
IMPROVED SUGAR NAtHihERt. &c
VIZ WOULD CALL HP..iAL ATTN IION TO OUR PATEHl
VULCAKIZED RUBDEk-COAfED TUE
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
Our National Experiment.

Though we talll more or less at tiu,..
about our form of government. as an
EXPERIMENT. and not yet by any means
an embodied, substantial. and ncrn,,.
h"ht success, we can never feel 50
Thoroughly As the brave men did who sot
II ON foot hundred Years ago, how tcnts
tlv" were all its processes of formation. how
slow and gradual its growth. and how Ln.ot
by new and constantly recurring dangnrs
II was theirs to nurse it into life and watch
over IT. infancy and VIII. the first period
OF tHal had passed, and tiny could feel that
Their great venture was fairly launched. they
handed over to their Successors a dcmorro,.,.
TO b" i"st"r"d and preserved; Rcpuhli,
to b" mad" strong. permanent. and great.
hundred years have afforded II, some
thing OF experience. The nation has passed
through trials that have given strength to
ITS muscle and wisdom to its cotnscls. and
has had trumplIs that have increased the
prld" OF ITS port while they added to the
responsibilities under which il lifted nm ita
=
single century does not ripcn a nation :
1t hardly brings it to vigorous manhood.
Proud as we are of all the history of these,
hundred ycars-the completed circle whose
ends Tapped last week on Concord Green
We may as well confess that we are still as
government and nation in the stages of
experiment. This century of existence has
only partially rooted us in Time, and given
us just holdupon History This establish
ing OF Government of the People by the
People and for the People is so tremendous
and far-rcaching an undertaking: it is 50
large Fact to be rooted in History and
Philosophy that with our hundred wears of
growth and progress we can only say. at il
planted" 1t has survived some shocks
There are more to come. What they ore or
how severely they may try us cannot be-
toreseen, but we may be assured that skies
which so many times before have darl5ened
over us with evil portents have storm and
tempest still in store.-N +. T,lbubc.
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
Can You Afford It.

Can You afford to work hard all day. and
react study. or court the ya@arics Of society.
all night. rilue wasting your vitality.
establishing your nrryul- system. and
bringing on premature di.ca.r. decay and
old .gr?
Can YOU afford to eat hastily. end then
rush to study and business. withdraw;u,.
'hr nervous energy from the digestive, -y+.
ten t" III" brain and mu.,lc,. and thus il.
"urh2 Dyspepsia, in Il f,w y.aI,. ri most.
I" S'"i'ra@" and haunt and make ven
mls"rahl' for years or for life?
Can yoI afford to 1--we on rich or bi.,,Iv
seasoned food, eat chamlmmc ,itsto.r.. he.
c"uN" an artificial apprtit, is thu, qratilic,I.
rendering g"ut, dyspepsia, ai.ol.lrxy in tho
midI" OF lie almost a certainty?
Can You afford to commit suicide by the.
mdulsenc" of appetite and passion. ado,l.
ing the fools motto. "a short liz. and ;,
merry one"
Can y"u afford to indul., in fast living.
dressing h'yond yon means. driving livery
horses, or keeping horse yourself. Whom
your Ih""n" ls not adequate to such cx.
p"n~c>?
Can you afford to smoke and cIlrv TO-
h@rco' thus sprIdiaG from five to twenty
or thirty dollar a month. ini,uins ,or,r
nervous system. and thereby tI1,n,Initt;po
to your children a weakened constitution.
making thom puny invalid. for lirr?
Can you afford t. burn out Your ncryoij.
system and d"ln"ralizr your whole character
hy IN" u-'' Of alcoholic liquor?
Can You afford to make money at IN. -.
l"ns'' Of your i.anhooI. your health. vour
I"s' r".l"'ctabiIily and integrity,
Can You afford even 10 cain the whole.
world and thrrhv makoor yourself 4 moral
wreck?
''n y"u afford to rob your mind t.
cloth" Your Ia'.k with liz ,nrl atm. and
crafty lnrr" low Of display?
Can You afford t. be- tricky. ana ,l.fr>nl
your employer Of the iust -rrylc. you owe
hi,n' even though you get your paw. thar..
by making ya'usoIfs q moral laaklu,to
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

ail'S"ly that IS and alas. how true to lif,
but If watrr-lilirs have souls, woodland
vines certainly have no conscience. Run.
hin3 along til" ground, climbing up trees.
rI.nE,hS to fences. making tist. Of ANYTHING
and everything. without SO much 4. nv
your leave, and he summed lik, parasjti.
cal friends. which. like them. once riycn =
footing, can not easily he removed.
II Is quite pretty amusement to trace
IN flowers re>emhlanccs to ones friends
W" hay" often heard people say that every
human being is like some animal.-ljf So
some Of th'in are certainly only fossil re-.
MAINS which. by the way, has nothing to
do with the ~uhjcct.
lhe resemblance Of every one to ,o,,,o
flower IS quite as easily traceublc. BRIGHT.
I InHlmd verLenas, qucenly lilies, roval ia
p"nlcas- The readers of romance are
familiar with hcloni,.e who are like tbe,n
all. and can find among their friends the
same cAara,tcli,t.cS.
How lrorlr's dispositions Show forth in
their iaYortc flowers! Some care only for
roS'"%' seeing no beauty. smelling no ,ar.
i"me an anything else. such people are ant
to b" singularly pure in life and actions
tender in all loves and friendships. but ex.
'lu,.vt IN everything. Host, Of people ,,rs
ferpan~i''o andarr Justly indignant with the
writer WHO said that they always reminded
hnn of monkey face Lovc-in-idlrno.s.
h'Arts"A~". lI"ughts.-ccrtainlv there never
w@N a iiower with 50 many pet names,
People of liberal tastes have. of course,
their i'vorites. but like nearly all flowers.
lh"r" certainly is nothing which con.
tributes more to the beauty OF h,j,c
than flowers. and nothing So full Of pretty
tauc.rS
'Hl"Sc fui! well in language quaint unI o!.lcr
"nc Who dWellcth hy the c4t,tIcl &h;re.
NE"A he called the flowers 50 blue :,ud % l,jrn
Stars that inca~hs ornament do shine
--/rya l%t .lLLn, ,or L,4.
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
mise e//uH E 0uS
Flower Thoughts and Faucies.

S.!neholt say that honeI~ an. tl.,. ..flci-
tive lortly of natlire; and 10 Will flower,
most ':4.ncnt!y belongs the roruark. cur
cultivated flowcr' can u,: b. called ..fuyi-
uvy po.try: We do rot tind them scattered
along the roadaidc-. smiling to the brooks.
nodd.ng Oh hills to every breeze. Not
'hoy. They are collected and placed in
sur houses and con,crv6toric-. labeled, and
surrounded by the costly accessories which
belong I" all volumes Of collected poetry.
But with Wild flowers it IS different. We
come upon them. indeed, as upon scraps Of
poetry tucked into the conner Of some news
iapcr Of everyday life. and in the one
'l-e. as in III" other. ,xclaim in a sort Of
latronizin2 surprise: why. how pretty
that is!"
one can not, however. IT, very well
acquainted with the woodlands, without
quickly losing any feeling of patronage he
may once have had There are 20 many
dainty Wild blossoms TO harmonizr with anv
mood in which they may bc approached,
b"held. or gathered.
W. lind all sorts Of POETRY Speaking from
tAc;': paIcst of blue har,-bols, which
FIse.--t dainty I.eon. full Of TENDERNESS,
without strong passion. which, indeed,
they, a. well as people. are letter without
Ihcn there arr, violet. hin" and white and
yellow, Ike Little ballads, talc, of uncon-
-riou@ hrroinc>; gill-ovcr-the ground. i'm
m"'ilately reminding one If scores Of verses
!" ID seen in the neglected corner Of some
country paper: with blue bit- Of prettincss
scattered here and there. but 20 small that
one doesn't care for the troubl.of hunting
them out; and bc.i.!c-. Ike tho>c scraps of
verse, there is 50 much Of it that it can be-
mad at any time
But flower, also. tell us other thng-
ih"y n" vivid reminders Of people we have
known, OF face We lHyc seen, hearts We
Lay" leaned to love and trust.
Who can ever seq Il yallcy-llv. without Il
feeling Of tender greeting, or TO 70 from
the pretty 10 the abNmdJ who can look at
One of those saucy Jack-in-thr.pulpits.
peeping up out Of its green sheath, and not
expect it to speak, and III an Grafton as
long as q country minister, tell Of its rcla-
tionehip to the regal cala? Poor relations,
truly! How indignant the calla would be!
Then there are the lovely blossoms of tho
sIring-bcauty, at which one feels as much
surprise as at finding Pcrdita in
shepherd. cottage.
The flowers Of the MULLEN are like fami-
lies in a tenement house, pretty enough
individually, but collcctively-well, they'd
be rather unpleasant guests, to say the least
oft.
Autumn flowers are like stories Of the
tropics. Their very names are suggestive
-golden-rod, haming-pinxtcr, trumpet
flowers
And water-llics! what shall we say of
them? Lovely, fearful Undines, gifted
with souls through unavoidable wrstched-
ness. And. by the way, what a beautiful Z
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

Inn GlrAEp E>rArr.-m ISL In, Gira,I
'"Il"E" was opened, with l5oorphans now
II has 900 th" limit of The capacity Of IN,
present building The income in l>-I or
IN" 'Stat" was S60O,O0O; expense, of the
college &ioo.0oo leaving $20o.ooo surplus.
The nc"m" is largely on the increase. and
HIN not easy To say where itwillstop. Tw,ly,
coal mines, mprodurtivr at Mr.. Girard,
death have been opened and Weld u ar,.
revenue. The estate has 80 acres OF land in
IN" southrmPart ofPhiladclpha. whichwill
soon pro'ilc" IN immense income There.
Is sufficient land ON PasSymk road to put
up from 10000 to l2cJo houses. and The,
would yield to the estate at least 81 .5Oo. .uuo
per year. Every year the trust could rXIcnd
S2oo,ooo in buildings which would Weld ten
per cent. OH the outlay. The take, paddy
TIA" estate to the city last year were 1000
II Is destined to become very speedily the
most magniIicrntIy endowed institution in
the world.
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
P0CI2Y.
THE NEW PREACHER,

fta pleasant country station.
ful ul eager expectation.
at u waiting cougrr&alion.
At q church one ~uu,!uvIn3rn.
Tie sun poured in a food ol light.
Which icll ou heads hy time made white.
in sunny curl> and eyes orliaht
That lovely sunday morn
There Nat the young and beautiful
There sat The gonJ and dutiful-
The aged ami the sorrowluI-
Thai Christian sunday moru.
There for the !r>t. with form and feature.
Resembling much 4 fellow creature.
Within the pulpit ihcir new preacher
Appeared that sunday morn.
lie spoke with freedom zeal and power;
To him il was a hli>Sful hour.
Twelve. tollcd the bell in the old tower
That did the church adom.
Somc fingered al the close Of mcctin,
Tog.ve their brethren friendly greeting;
I'r not the power of repeating
Al that was said thai morn.
F"r naichcr baker lawyer teacher
People OF every trade and feature.
Al criticised the humble preacher
That they had heard that morn.
TAr lawyer said Hell not suit Inc:
W tia"cry >trail>. now tlucncy.
W logic, or philosophy.
Hl>>vr,Eon lid adorn"
An o}i man said. He spoke to, low
NJ hearing is Not good. you know
i',>idcs. Lc reads too much: and 81
cannot like the man"
= sister ,aid. lie j. too tall.
Iii hands too large. lis eye, too small:
joa'; ike i>look> at all.
Iney've sent Ii, th, wrou.s man.
All lien l.i> wil,.. d,.,ui upon il.
~le.li ''.'t suit here WIKI that gay bonnet.
=! ~ure She had a feather on il.
AuG >iie our preacher wife"
Another l'.ou> >oul sincere.
Who gave fan lf;y cents a year.
>"'d u hi co!.,ort fair w ,j..,r.
IAcvc7 in my life
.bd =a'to church t, criticize:
iiH. ibi7 vain man he wiped hi, cy,s.
Al. in slower tone he signs
IAever will SUPPORT"
EH' there are some. both viz, anil god
= blessing 70 the neighborhooI.
WI" ,p'ke a Christian, always ,hnul.
Wi;h Christian charity.
3c,n,d The wind havy talked aud heard
fari! lie criticsing word
r the servant, not above hi Lord"
Aeth!nk~ twould sadly moan.
j-..,>- attempt t. please mankind;
Fault lndcr> you vii. ,l";.y- fut
Though al, the vir,l,> o., c,l.'.n,I
IN amy great divine
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

No SoNGs HEARD THERE-A recent
traveller says Nv hat always impresscs more
than anything else in Egypt and Palestine
has been the entire absence Of cheerful and
celebrating music, especially from the
children. You never hear them singing in
ia" huts. ! never heard song that dc.
serves tn" name in the streets or house, Of
Jerusalem. One heavy burden of voicclcs4
sadness rests upon the forsakcn land. The
daughters of music have been brought low.
In" mrth of the tabrct ceayeth, the noise
OF them that rejoice cndcth; the ioy Of the
harp ceascth =
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

\ BROOKLYN lady, whose husband has an
unpleasant habit of railing at her. has bit
upon the plan Of calling in her servants
VINE" he begins to let out his temper onI
'lon turning to him and saying swootlr
N"" my dear please go on with vo,,r
remarks lie dosen't 90 on, ot Io,st ~ e"'
he began "'' ''o' as
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

\ Nevada woman recently knocked down
seven burglars, one after another. Uor
husband watched her from the top of the
>talrS and felt So brimful of battle tbot bo
couldn't cool off until he had icrked HI.
',@''-y''r"Id boy out of bed and ..whalcd,
mn" SoundIy for not getting up and helninc
his mother.
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
A Curious Theory.

\ pamphlet "it;,2 Iy pr. Samuel ".
Fran i, a "Frllow og Tie New York
Academy Of M"licnr, contain, i laIr.
number Of ''crui.u~ fset~." The Intention
Of the "uthor appear 10 h,to lloy,. ..tlr
great "nrn.,S If the cutaN system. }v
m"an~ Of til" rr.r.u,laua. in form. l..,v....,,
Ia" parts Of tl.' human body al.i many
v'-"fat'" l'roIuc.iol:- Thus liz. ro.o.,I,Ir
- ~ many r'spe,t-. Ike tie human skull.
although il luosr clo.cy r,.,mll,., In.
skull Of the m"n>ry. and may rorho,-
"IF'' Darwin lurpo~a =, link Lotw.rn
tn" '"o. \ @iou&r may h.. 50 ll.ld ., to
remind on" "f tl.o uuf -Lcd i:,c,.. Of = .k.I.
'iIl' and tho meat Of an English vgIuu, +,
almost "n exact representation of ,he brain.
l!"mh' and black chrrri"s r,-..:ullr tIt,. I'm.
man eye: almonds and some other mus r..
S'nh'" the different varieties of tlI,. human,
nose and an open oyster and H. shell are. ,
perfect image Of the human ear. The
siHp" Of almost amy mans body" we or,
told, may b" found in the v.,riou. kinds
of mammoth pumpkins. The or.u LqnI
may h" di-comrd III the form assumed Ry
scrub willows md growing celery. Til.
herman turni? and the egg plant resemble.
the human heart. The author finds o,b..
striking ros"mblances between human ar
sans and certain vegetable forms. In th,.
r"urN" Of hi, Investigations. he traces tine
forms "i many mechanical contIiymcc, in
common use back 10 the Patterns furnished
toy nature. Thu, Ii" tells tic hog ~us.,.s-
ted tn" 'Iow. tn" butterfly the ordinary
hmg" the toad~tool the umbrella, the d,,cI. |
IN" ship, tn" fungus growth on trccs the
bracket. Even in therceion of art he finds
hes" r"scmblanccs. The sky presents
orins end colors such a, we see ON no
'aht"r's canvas, while the rooster crows
n thr""-iourths time, and Bob White
whistles short gallop in two-fourtb,
inc
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

In" crop reports from Michigan indicate
that tn" drought and the cold have dam
aged TIA" wheat crop, killed nearly all the
peaches and seriously damaged the small
fruits. In Ohio, according to partial re-.
ports tn" peach crop i, ruined. the other
fruits three -fo'rths destroyed, and the wheat
crop half destroyed. I'm Indiana the wheat
Is less d"nag"d, but the loss of fruits about
tn" same. Ten towns in Western Penn.yl.
V'nl" report each haIfa crop Of wheat and
fruits. In the Virginia Peninsula the loss
I" tn" truckers is estimated ct half a mil
lion of dollars
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28
Society Expenses.

HE cost of taking a Young rirI ,o = I,.u
in New York. according to .I.,,,ia INN. !.
not at all trih". Surprising the Young
man t" be Possessed Of the ind;spen.aIL,
dress suit. the tuultl,,= shirt. ti,,. fin.
cam"ri". the French boots. til,r. i, .,,.... -
be the lclrntriy tltrd cravat and Lid
Gt"v" to provide. ticket t. purchase for
1"'I'''|.< mammals, perhaps, /, la,lvmana..r
''.:t '"l"nds on selling 500 worth. NJ I...st
t" the young gentlemen who dance with
.''f daughters and cat h,r chic ken >slaI..
h"UIu't 70 order, carriage t. hook our a..
-"i'i'"r 70 paE t'r III" latter for mamma.
r"usM. hungry friend or sometime, il
we'll as M hI herself. 50 tI,at I..Gr.L....
through. the expenses Of sn..},. ban viii
loot ~ something Ike Tie f.IIoyi,.,.
'raTat. Sl.5O: gloves, s.. 80: tickets , so.
""uiur -: carriage. 81; supper .3,. IL.
''"dh@rh"mIaEnc, Sd; total, $3~ An item,
HF." TINS. IN salary Of 81 .OOO a wear. or 2,u
Per week. This, too, is doing thinc, on
tn" very smallest possible scale and ON q
risk OF being considered ''moau," for there
are always unattended sisters or some nu,
Spending III" winter. who would like to be-
invited, and for whom must l.. executed
theentne elr"gramm". Th"n.nounlnarri.d
lady IS now content with one Inuor..t
B"l!"~hlp i counted by the number of
magnificent bouquets Of English ro>cbuds
and carnations it draws at it. chariot wheels,
Shall all I'll" flowers be bestowed on f,vorjtc
singers. and none left to crown the voutb
and beauty? BY 10 lnran-. Sharp young
fellows who have learned tactics. thcr.fo,.
az" rather apt to fight shy of inviting
young ladies to balls on their own account
They let papa or chapcron" take a coup!e
of carrug" loads. act them down in.id4. of
til" "Academy. and then they appear in
iaUItirS- g"t-up, present their bouquets. |
and come off with flying colors. for an cytra
bouquet will make amends for everything
with tn" belle of the ball
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

II Is related of a certain minister, who
""' noted for his long sermons with many
divisions that one day, when he was aJvan.
eng among hI~ teens he reached at length
kind Of r"~rinspIaco in his discourse
When pau~inE to take breath, he asked the
question And what shall say more?" A
volr" from the congregation earnestly ro..
pondrd. SAY 'Amcnr"
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

ih"'" j. story Of certain Boston
Doctor Of Divinity. whose name they spell
with ~. \ man Of the same name died
ana Il Jealous newspaper fellow, seeing the
"'"'n III IN" I"r'r and thinking only Of
Ir. T.. wrote most enthusiastic obituary
\ wa met hr. p. the next day. What
"r" 1"n NOT dead he said. well. them
Won ought to he. No man can ever live mn
10 that obituary..
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

Are You going after that >ugar?'- called
" Marquette Mich.l mother to her bov
VINO WAS IN IN" street. Am l going after
uI'i sugar? =? 'lrawled the youth in a soucv
amt ',"r"drni tone: but just then he hap
r,nrd /" Sc" his father coming up behind
hm' and h" said very respectfully and
lovingly "Wly, of course l am, ma I
"'d" know You needed it right away"
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

How To WASm-A London ,a,or .,,.
In Belgium and Holland linen is prepared
beautifully because the washerwomcn u,r
boraX' instead Of soda, as washing pow
der One large handful of borax is used to
ten gallons of water, and the saving of so.,,
IS sad to be one-half For laccs and
cambrlc8 an extra quantity is used Rorax
does not injure the goods, and softens the
hardest water. A tcaepoonrul added to am
ordinary Kettle of hot water in which it is
allowed to boil, will ciicctually soften the
watcr
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

a Michigan man raised five lemons on a
tree in dollhouse. II took four tons of
coal and he sold the lemons for twenty
cents.
Smyrna times., 1875-04-28

W" men named Charles IL. Miller siun,
''"'""~ly had divorce suits in a New Havan
p'I Ip,',', a decree in one case was granted
pom MIllers took the decision for tbeir o,n,'
ana u remarked, and the Miller who ;sr.,
"i'orced' therefore, has two wives on b.md