, 1875-06-07


Tin n,cstton which nsitatos tho youthful
mariner thia nennon Is tlis: II four tonrne.
sau,1wIchen mnke meal then do si1tcou hanl-
wic.oa make s1,lHrc meal2
Tl,s 1n,!iaua man who started tho aangesous
heroHy that COW knows tvico NJ much as nn
csglc. Was ailencod by an nsinuation TINT n
Cincluuati Jackasa knew four. times as much NJ
ho.
Irattleboro, VI. tlecorates Jamos Fisk'a gtavo
cvcry year. Ilo blel hia country. II not fur II :;
and the lunatic asylum thcro oqunl,2ea tslcso
thinEa In a mannor oyory astuto politician will
understand without assistance.
An etophantres belonging 10 1lowo's circna
waH safely delivered Of bshy elephant at tho
exposition grounds III 81. 1osepf', No., On Sun
day OF last wcok.-easd 10 bo tho hrnt Of tliese
animals evor born In tho United States.
A genuine Taamaniat tlovil flAs arrived In Now
York. in the Unitad BiateH steamship Swasarn,
from Australia. This IL tho onIy animal Of tho
kind nov In America outside Of the Chicago
Tmcs oflcc.-f'. Louis 0'ooe-l)e'''oerat.
ut. Iouis talks of eating up reception to
George Derby, sou Of tho tntn Lieut.. DERBY
{"Jol,n Ihanix') for ranking Hccnnd In Ills
class at West Point. How characteristic Of st.
Louis to h!andly nccept Tho second placo!
1r waa worry impru,lcnt IN Albert Edward 10
rive iew.s To Ado!atio Nel1Bon. IIo ought to
l1ago known that idIo Hanlcsers would talk
about ]lttp, and thnu pln.ter to fragments tAo
fair farno Of two lovely and npoteBs lives.
.r,,o,o nnrcr vnu a rose witt,o,t n f,nrr INT II
n..' "''o' ~ s aaa.a ,.,'%'. .,', .s
purct,aeers Of Northern Pacific bonds will lear1,
with ,u,t1tsguised qualification that Jay Cookc's
pataco purchased with their mouey was called
0rontx
eh"".-'
hoodoh JOURNAL cotnp'a'aa tiat LOW
dirty o'oar'osed' oeefs no"s'ohaeFs run niter
us IN tho etfeots % SOL hooay anu eankoy ives
and hyhsh'hooXs' insulting tnef anpoflosa WIN
SUCH Questions as thfa: 'AaVen' Sef Rot
ao1' TO aaSe ~
Tbs Philadelphia Times thinks HoBton ID Try
Ing to mako a corner On bFa'uas bocanso It nus
Emerson ano other poets. an etchaneo .n'nhs
fhslaao'pbih Is throwing away 10 opportunity
wren Tip oy tue lofty ~oa'o s"cote ""S
I whitman ICE no'u'hs'
Tho foreman OF tho jury III the boeches caso,
tho New York Herald Gays ~ has ehauoleon-
like expression OF tho face." II tha 10 no, the
man must bo enjoying hnasolf. lie Is feedinK on
rhetorcal wind enough to fatteu any chameleon
With good digoatton.-S!. Louis Republican.
Maud Oswald lad 10 stand behind a counter in
fancy-storc in Troy. N. T., twelve hours I. day.
| slo aaaed permission to sit down, and, being
| refused, resigned hcr e8-a-woek salary, aud oI-
piled to Batnnm for situation. She now drives
tho most gorgeous chariot, does baro-ouek act.
and, On snlary OF s76 wock' comfortably sup
| porta heraolf aud mother.
Tho How. pcntecost, Of Brooklyn, has bis COIL
gregation on tho hip. The church Ia leascd In his
| name. and the congregation, to got rid Of him,
must either buY him or or ret rid Of church at,
att. Tic trouble iB that Mr. pcntecoat wants to
/ disnsB such momberB OF lis congregation as ho
| does not like, and thoy do not like tt. Tho Day
| Of pontecost should DO called Quit-sunaay.
nne of tbo disadvantages of dsine aud beIpr
IN tao ntacon AT tho aotno tin,o In shown In tho
| o.aa Of tl,o }ato J,,d-o Edn,opus Mrs, Tappa,,.
in 1,ondon. nn1 Mrs. Conaut. In Doaton simui-
| taneous}y delivered a1dreseos l,y tho deceased
Judge. which we,o no utterly conflicting In sub
stsucc that tho ardent believer II compelled to
ADMIT tt,at s,mahot1u lies flint anmebaiv ia the