The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-06-25
NEW NoR.wEsTERs.


Who wants throne? His Majesty o
Greece wishes TO abdicate.
The mean temperature is what djsgust'
a man with every climate.
Patent office reports are given as prizes
at Vermont spelling matches.
The Hebrews of Baltimore are about
to erect IA $4,000 orphan asylum.
1t is Thought about %, 900 New Workers
will spend the summer in Europe.
Lindsey Carson, brother Of the famous
Kit. is candidate for the California SEN
ate.
General Breckenridge leaves a son who
bears the name Of "Owen County Breckea.
ridge"
The prospects are that green apples
and cholera will be about month later than
usual this year.
~ butcher. ON being asked what was
the best thing for an empty stomach, said
''Fillet q veal.'
A recent Republican meeting in Column
bia county. Penn, nominated Secretary
Biistow for the Presidency.
Young McCusick. over on Tenth street,
will never be pretty again. Cause-loafins
around the rear porch of mule.
| They talk about assembling the New
| York Chamber Of Commerce and all the
exchanges Of the city i'll one building.
The military powers of Europe have
20,000,O0 horses ready to do battle, aud
the next war viii be fought on horseback.
Mr.. Longfellow, who suffers severely
from neuralgia, is said to be in so poor
health that he does no literary work at all
&c This hot weather is good for nix, !"
remarked facetious young man yesterday.
eyes. for pic-nix." replied his comp ,nion.
Rochester (Minnesota) farmers thus
snap their fingers at popular manias ::
''Kash pade for little HALVES not mourn to
daze old
General .Jovelar, formerly Captain
General Of Cuba, has been appointed to
the command of the Army Of the Center,
in Spain.
journalistic statistics show that during
last year the sum Of at least SO, 900. 090 was
lost in newspaper enterprise in the United
States
And now Senator Jones, of Nevada,
comes out and denies that he has lost $780,
600, or any other sum in stock operations
with Jay Gould.
Mark Twain is accused of removing
the cushion in his church pew at Hartford,
and putting it into seat he has purchased
on the baseball grounds.
1t is little singular that Colonel
Wheeler, who opened the mint in Charlotte.
N. C., in 1885. (fnrfy years ago) should be
there now, in 1915. to close it up.
An exchange suggests that everybody
should plant tree next year lis a Centen-
nial offering. A hundred years hence pos
terity would thank us for the boon.
President Grant says that. so far as he
has read Gen. Sherman's Memoirs" he
finds them in the mann accurate as to mill
tary movements and events. though in
some cases injustice has been done.
1T is stated that of the fifty-seven jour-
nalists employed in reporting the Beecher
trial, forty-two regard the gushing defend
ant guilty, four are convinced that he is
and eleven are non n-committal.
AS the great Brooklyn scandal draws
to close the thoughtful news editor sharp
ems his shears, re-fills his paste-pot and
reflects seriously upon what is before him
in the dull, newsless nights about the sum-
mer solstice.
Here's well regulated family for you.
A husband and wife stepped up to a Troy
bar the other day and had drink together.
She called for gin, he for whisky straight;
then they paid for the score, and walked |
out arm-in-arm, as unconcerned as possible. |
How softly on the bruised heart
A word of kindness falls,
And to the dry and parched soul
The moistning tear-drop calls
oh!if they knew who walked the earth.
Mid sorrow, grief and pain,
The power a word of kindness hath,
'Twere paradise again.
The traces of Maximilianss short reign |
in Mexico are rapidly passing away. Even
The palace in the City Of Mexico, which he
and presentedto Marshal Bazaine |
upon the occasion of the latter's marriage,
has now become the site Of an American
hotel.
When are stockings like dead men ? |
When they are men-ded; OF, perhaps. when
heir soles are departed or, again, when
,hey are all in holes or, when they are in |
;oe-toe /; or, when they are past heeling |
IL, when they are no longer on their last
egs; or, when they are not worth darn.
A recent writer says that comic papers
all because they don't say anything that
zones home to. mens' bosoms. We said
once, when we edited the Monthly
Screamer, that came home to mans bosom
land he stopped his subscription. That
heor. is all wrong.
Gen. Frank P. Blair continues to inn
'rove in health, and is able to 60 out driv-
ng occasionally. The operations of trans
usion of blood have been discontinued
as the symptoms continue
avorabie, and will probably not be re-
umed as long as the General improves
teadily.
An OK will consume two per cent Of
lis weight of hay per day to maintain his
condition. If put to moderate labor, an
Increase Of this quantity to three per cent.
will enable him 10 perform his work and
till maintain flesh. IF he is to be fatted,
le requires about four and half per cent.
# bis weight daily in nutritious food.
The oldestex- United States Senator now
ivinr Is said tn hn paJnnr Gr,rsry Fo,,, ,.l.