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New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

critic discussing Charles Lamb in london Society
SAYS: The Americans affected taste for these
writing, almost rs unaccOuntable as their late
teadre for the Car and his institutions and to stay
this appetite o. hunOr this caprice, industrious
chiGoaie,s OF that country struck out the idea OF
gathering up all his loose aud uncOnnected frag-
ments-eyen the very filings and shavings OF his
Workshop Thus is q cheerful and convenient way
of getting over the fact that Lamb popular
author in America before he at all well known
to the bulk of British readers. The first collection
Of the ESSAYS of Ella, at least separate volume,
was published here. BY persons of true taste (in
England his merit" says this magazine man, had
always been appreciated ont by the crowd he was
little known and less relished' And because "t the
crowd" relished him in America, foTsooth, must
be snubbed FOR "ailectatiOnw One at least of the
chiGoRies who helped us to collect Lambs fragments
was an Englishluan and personal friend of Ella.
But enough of a cbi60nier who is so ignorant TO
speak of the good feeling between Russia and the
United States as recent" whereas u is old as the
Republic itself. There has been nothing worse than
this since Disraeli, in the CurOsities Of Litera-
turer spoke of our passion for big names, and in
stanced Juuius Brutus Booth "an 1mGicon
stroller"
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

Germany deserves success in the effort to
consolidate her power by establishing uni
formity in law throughout the Empire. But it
is unsatisfactory to find, as our Berlin letter
shows, that the new penal code is reactionaIy
in 80 far as it deals with political ofIenses
Happily it has yet to undergo considerable
discussion and may be improved in that re-
spect.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

An appropriate feature in the procession,
when the body of Nice-President Wilson Is
taken through this city, will be the military
organizations of colOred men who wish to pay
this tribute to friend of their race. These
organizations have rarely paraded here, and
will be a novel sight to most New orkcrs.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

The ant-Tammapy leaders profess strong
desire for municipal retrenchment, and say
they will labor in the Legislature to bring
about consolidation of the many extlavagant
departments of the City Government. Their
wish to cripple Tanmany Hall, which now con-
trolls these departments, may thus lead them
In the direction of economy to an extent which
everybody eau rejoice at.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26


The busy hum of preparation for the Cen
tennal though concentrating at Philadelphia
is already heard along all the avenues OF ap-
proach to that city. Railway and steamship
lines are putting forth their efforts to accom-
modate the coming crowds IN going and re-
turning. and there is fair prospect that II
that city cannot contain her visitors they VIII
at least have no difficulty in getting away. lh
several of the Departments at Washington,
too. a great deal of work is going on to make
a fitting show at the Exhibition. For once in
orr history, the Governments way of conduct
ing public business is to be spread before the
world, with the expectation that the nauoh
will be proud of the display.
Mr.. Beecber's Thanksgiving sermon yester-
day discussed the question of the Common
Schoos,S and notably the point whether the
Bible should be read in them. He declared
unqualiiedly against it, There is no reason,
he argued, why the jew should be
compelled to listen to or pay for
the reading of the New Testament, which
he did not believe; why the Roman Catholic
should be forced to have his children read, or
listen to the reading of, the Protestant version
of the Bible, which he did not think correct;
or why, in localities where the majority was
the other way, the Protestant children should
he forced, in the same way, to read
the Douay Bible. In word, he insisted that
the common school should be gOdless-just as
the hatters shop or the grocery store, which
we sustain is goddess, and for the same reason.
to wit, that their business is to furnish certain linz
tied and specific necessaries of lifc not to teach
religion or become instruments OF propaganda
Ism. Mr.. Beecher mquestionaby read anght
the signs of the times III declaring the Amen-
can people capable of a grand enthusiasm on
the subject of the Common Schools. They may
be now on the very verge of it.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

and do not supply enough water for extln-
gushing great fire. has been frequently
brought 10 public notice in official statements
If the deficiency is not soon remedied IL iS
likely to be brought more sharply to notice by
a heavy loss of property. A great deal OF
readily combustible material is stored In this
vicinity, in the printing offices and lofts
where light mechanical trades are carried on |;
and if large fire does gain headway among
them its damage will with difficulty be con-
fined.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

Reputation is, as our foreign letters indicate
impslring seriously the power of Turkey
According to Mr.. Disraeli, tliat measure
has "reyivod the expiring struggle in
" Herzegovina while at the Turkish cap
ial ii has spread dismay among traders, and
compelled the Porte to give "cXplanations'
which satisfy nobody. The lesson is hard
one, but, as hard lessons usually are, it is de-
served.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

fire Oh the corner Of Nassau and Ann-sts.,
Yesterday was long In being brought under
control, for lack of water. The fact that the
mains ia this neighborhood are of small size
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

strollerw
A curious accident happened at BouloRnc recently,
where an English steamer loaded with coal, sunk at
the entrance Of the harbor and at our latest adyccs
had eifectually closed the port for a period Of five
DAYS. A strong gale interfered with the labors Of
the wreckers and drove away man-of-war which
had been sent to blow mp the wreck. Meanwhile
eighty OF ninety large fishing boats shut up in
side, just when herring We're plenty and prices good;
10000 people were thrown out of employment; one
or two inward bound vessels were lost by striking
the wreck and the populace began to rage
at the supneness Of the Government, though
they had not yet arrived at the point of
accusing the authorities of treachery. As BOulogne
is an important landing point on the routes between
England aud the Continent. the inconvenience and
loss to travellers must have been enormous, while
the embauassments and pecuniary damage in busi-
ness can hardly be coniectured If it were possible
to imagine the port Of NewYork, or Boston, or Phil
adephia Theoretically sealed by the sinking of n
single ship, does anybody suppose that American
engineers would ask for five days to get rid of tho
obstruction
A gentleman who recently died in a neighboring
town was honored with an obituary notice in which
it was stated that no had been very successful in
business" and also that he had "a remarkable tall
ent for making home happy" We regret to say that
no particulars were given OF the gentleman's per-
sonal appearance. We regret this because Pro-
fessor who has lately been lecturing in Newark n.
j.. advised young ladies never TO marry men whose
heads were Hat, whose necks thick, and whose
ears were low down the sides of their faces" We
should think person of this extraordinary physiog-
nomy sufficiently unfortunate without subjecting
him to ungenerous suspicious. Lie would DO likely
TO make slow work enough with the ladies without
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

Although so large portion of our popula-
ton was abroad in the streets and on the
routes of neighboring travel, and all business
was suspended, Thanksgiving Day was sinsu-
lally free from lawlesSneSs and crime. There
is pleasant reading in the long list OF
public and private charitable institutions
where the inmates were gladdened by bounti-
full dinners. The attendance at the churches
was unusually large-a circumstance in great
part due 10 the delicious weather.
New-York tribune., 1875-11-26

1t takes French ministers a long time to
learn that freedom Of discussion cannot injure
a good cause. NJ Buffet, by warning the Paris
journals not to print NJ. Paul dc Cassagnac's
speech, has impaired the reputation of the
Government, and given the Bonapartist cham
pion more importance than he deserved. The
state of siege which permits arbitrary acts Of
this kind has existed too long 1t has con-
tinued principally because the powers it gives
were not before this exercised on such slight
oscasi0n.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08

AT the recent New London County
Fair Nathan p. Geer had on exhibition
Il large case filled with embroidery in
silk executed by Prudence Punderson,
of Preston, Il hundred years ago, togeth-
er with a wedding dress worn by that
lady, which was purchased in London
during the Revolutionary a Miss
Prudence must have been a courtly
damsel in her time, as the dress is of
exceedingly rich material, and bears
unmistakablc evidence hat the style Of
the period was more decoIletc than
these degenerate days obtain.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
Prayer Before LynChing 4 Murderer.

After arriving at the place of eXccu-
ton, we were told that it was Il solemn
and serious duty we were about to dis
charge, 50 much so that it was thought
advisable that we should implore the
mercy, blessing. and counsel of God tO
attend us; consequently, the entire COM
pany knelt, and prayer was offered III
behalf of the murderer; that Il delib-
crationS and acts might he controlled
by an all-Wise God.
After prayer, Jesse NoOdhou~c was
told that we would be more mcrciful to
him than he had been to Mrs. Jarrett;
that he would be allowed Il short time
to pray and make such statements as he
wished. lie commenced by avoWing his
innocence. He was told that nothing he
could say would change his doom, or
lengthcn his life, and that he had better
be engaged in prayer. and it would be
useless 10 pray with a lie on his tongue
He then confessed his crime and SAID he
thought there was 81, 600 in the pocket
book. lie described the place whereth
money was deposited, and said if we
would 90 with him he would get it. The
| confession was made without a threat,
promise, or torture. He implicated no
one but himself.
After allowing him a short time Ia
pray, he was placed on horse, the rope
adjusted about his neck and fastened to
Il limb, the horse led from under him,
leaving him suspended in the air. At
the same time eighteen or twenty shots
were fired into his body.-MuTfreesb0ro
(Tenn.) Ne'Cs.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
Curi0Sities of Life.

Lay your finger on your pulse and
know that every stroke some Immortal!
passes to his Maker: some fellow being
crosses the river of death, and if we
think Of it, We may we'll wonder that it
should be SO long before our turn comes.
Half of all who live die before seven
teen. Only one person in ten thousand
lives to be one hundred years old, and
bat one in 4 hundred reaches sixty. The
married live longer that the single.
There is one soldier to every eight per-
sons, and out Of every thousand born
only nincty-tivc weddings take place.
II You take Il thousand persons who
have reached seventy years, there are
Of clergymcn, orators and public speak
ers, f~orty-threc; soldiers, thirty-two;
lawyers, twenty-nine; professors, twen-
~ty-scven; doctors, twenty-four.
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The negroes knew hat Mr.. Randolph
was 4 member of Congress, and Il big
MAJ in the country; they knew he was
accustomed to have his WAY, and that
nobody attempted to Interfere with
him. and they fully believed that he
had full power Of life and death e
them. They knew he WAS 4 good, kind
master, man and neighhor, but then
they said he mad "slch quare ways that
there Wa no telling what he would
do if the notion took him. They had
seen how he had burned up al the
damaged farm implements; had caused
all lhe injured and worthless sheep,
coats, and horses to be knocked in the
head, and how he had shot all the old
broken down stock without any pity,
and now what did he mean to do with
them, and with all those collins and
graves. This was exactly the train of
reflection and comment that MIR. Ran
dolph had calculated upon, and accord
ingly, on his arrival on the ground, he
found an anxious, terrified crowd of ne
grOcS, and not one miSSin%-all were
there. He entered and took his seat
beside the Ovcrsepr, at the table. Juba,
his servant, placed on the table before
him his duelling case, open, and on
tanning Il pair Of pistols and plenty of
ammunition.
care they all hcre?" asked Ar, Ran
dOlph OF the ovcrScGr.
Up spoke q hundred voices: "Oh,
YES, MarSt john, we's al here Chum-
lev was ordered to call the list contain
inc the names of all those who had been
old enough to work during the year, but
had not worked. They were placed in
Il row, in which soon stood more than
half Of al the crown negroes.
The old shirkS and sinners We're not
slow to see how the list had been made
. up. and long before the roll-caIl was
ended, many Of them were on their
knees, bc>ccchingly looking from the
stern i''' o. 'leiI mister ''"''" ''e
P'N'oiS anu inc open graves anu nl'lS
""r",' MERCY Oil me Ni'Fs' "o"I''
"'l'' up from ''e "h'' o"I h"''oIPn
''ar!'' mem 10 ne Sl,e1''
"h''' '"' '">' il"' "''" 'a.'''' n'
-,I'''N'' OH i"a say Nn"'A''}'
'lirNe n'@%r'' "'" !'''' IRE are
"i"' worthless IN" -"''' l'' ''"''''''-
''''' ,i'H '".'''', i''H' ','''-i - ."',
aA' | ii''>' Dry 'T'"' anu meat |" le'''
'iel'l'
li'lo''2 'H"ilI'| " pi'' % P'7'o'>' "e
9''":
'huihirI' pr@lh IL me "Ihef emo OF
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08

MOTHS IN CARPETS.-Moths will work
in carpets in rooms that are kept warm
in the winter as well is in the summer.
A sure method OF removing the pests is
to pour strong alum water on the floor
to the distance of ! a yard around the
edges before laying the carpets. Then
once or twice duringthe seaso sprinkle
dry salt overthe carpet before sweeping.
Insects do not like salt, and sufficient
adhereS to the carpet to prevent their
alighting upon it.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08

TO REMOVE MILDEw.-SOak the part
of the cloth that is widowed in , parts
OF chloride of lime to 4 parts of water
for t hours, or until the mildew has en-
tirely disappeared, then thoroughly
rinse it in clean water.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
WIT ARD WISDOM.

TIE good little b%ootblack's epitaph-
Gone to shine among the angels.
THE social center of attraction just
now is an American count-Count Oys-
tiers.
THE way the "Tramp" twists it
The law tcmpcrs the wind 70 the 'lorn
sham.
FEMININEtypo@raphers are not popu-
lar because male typos consider it un-
romantic to ">ct ~" with any woman
in L printing office.
AFELLOw walked into Il Troy music
store the other day, called for q piece
OF music entitled "Act on the Square,"
and while the clerk was lookin" for it
walked off with a $3.50 banjo.
CON. nv friends" exclaimed an or
tor, "that | had Il window in my heart,
that You might all look in and see the
truth of what | tell you!" "Wouldn.t
4 pain in your stomach do just as well:?"
ASKED Il small DON.
WHEN Il certain engineer ditchcd his
train, he family asked: Ibid it kill
any one who parted his hair in the mid
dle?" They answered that three such
were lying dead. "Then die happy"
he sighed, and was soon 10 more.
TEARS start to the eyes of the Detroit
man when, for the first time, he hears
the sad strains of VI. Qnad's song,
"Thinking of Our Childhood" and III
voluntarily he feels under his coat-tail
to see if that shin"le Is all right.
THERE was a French singer with Il
tremendous voice, who could not dis
cover what line in art he was best fitted
for. He went to Chcrubini, who told
him to sing. He sang, and the fomda-
ton trcmbled. "Well'' he said, when
he had finished, ''illuStrious master,
what shall bccome?:' An auctionccr,"
said Chcrubini.
"AUNTY, did God make that manu.
whispered Il little four-year old 20 his
companion, in the horse car.aS nc look
. ed askance at Mr.. Wah Lee, one "flthe
new Iaundrymen from the tlovrry king
DOM. who sat opposite. "Certainly,
my dear" was the reply; land why
do YOU ask such = question:" Be
cau~c, aumty, lie didn'tE-ake the hines
to his eve, on straight"
LAST Sunday one ii the usherS # the
Detroit churches was Greatly surprised
at the appearance of an old acIuaint-
ancc, whose rcd nose and bleary eyes
had not been in church before for Is
wears. "Why, I'm avail glad to see
YOU" said the usher, is he held out his
hand. They shook, and the usher con-
tinucd: so You thought you'd come
to church?1 '.Ye>. | thought So" re-
piled the man as he looked around.
Its mighty lonesomenow since they've
closed the saloons on Sunday.'-Ffee
| Press.
THE head of 4 New York mercantile
house was Dragging rather largely Of
the amount of business done by his
"frm." ''You may judge Of It's cX-
tent said he, "when | tell You that the
quilts of our correspondence cost two
thousand dollars Il year" ''Pooh!'
said the clerk of another, who was sit
ting by, ''what is that to III CORES
pondencc, when | save four thousand
dollars in ink from merely emitting to
dot the Tsp"
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
Let Us Take Comfort.


I'"S writer says: N"i'i"it IL an
'NP'oSSNt N"I"' "Ii't "lie' ''' '''i i'"i
'l'@ VI "n''l' 'FPIie" 10 '''h u u P''-
'"ii'IIH' i non l"IiI '''''|e"' ~ " ic'-
PIE we SUCH 10 Il! no" We may l"'N'
ourselves u'le"l'ior'"'!e' al" Ill ot
cause we 90 not appreciate "haI consul
Iu'e' Inc real eiiJ"Jl'i'n'' "h'ch i III
FACT more imam enjoyment personal
comfort. we afe'o" lHo'n a'I'ln IL we
iil'he ourselves c"illior''"Ie .i''I we
SINH "NerS''P 'ie o"ull"S Oh Po!I'efe1S,
81 'It"'' TIE "~II'"'"''"i' 'II'Ic'>in %
'iiHSe n'@'er' II may o'' Ill me social
N'"it 'iI'ti we are Oh whose "PIlI"'l We
>''i' III mortar rear away Win >'''l
l''>' ''"''ol' o. I~e'So'''I I""'P'i'Iel'',
S"'" ''i"'h '''''I'"'c I" 'Hc 'Hi""I! u
l'>''"''. "H'l We ''''h '"'' WE nave
" 'I@l' L" wear 'l@i' N'Io'" Ut :" "'fe-
i'''''' - N'''l''"' ""' i''"N' ''"' iI'",
81 ''''I9V}' /" Ni'"h', t" H'i''" ""INe'NcH
"' III c'''N''o' OF "e"' none III AL just
IL we please II We are ''Ihi"I&loic III
- '''!''-' anu 40 mo- 'I''Ii''1 With me
ii'PP'lcH> u clJol!li''t oI our lcI%h-
o"f>->o n'O''l ''i''I"IiI II e'"F0 Us
ana ~ ''"''' VIII We '''' ''''"''' TO-
VA" " 'III'I ana more Neii>l"!e manner
"a me. FNP''I"'i' IL 1IIN H''>"h Nh""i'i
W. an W 'Il"l "'H"y'''> % p''>"''i
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az '''''''.'9 % SUM- "'e"A'i@ % me
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enc '''C'"P'''" VI SUM- l''N'i'-
- '"'ii"l'' "'' sum i""'P''-
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INV ak ''N.N' 1--WE
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"'r>S'' '''''''''' VI '''I>h'I's "'l" THIS
'''' "i"lr'>''! "PP'h"'%e>; IL we
"'.i' |" 81 "''''i '"e 'IeeS "h"ur ilNiS
''" H'''N'' ''''' VI sew Oh pay
'l'I"'' VI II We want |" 10 any 'hh'S
VI PI"Ov u>'i''o II any P"N.'loh "here
We S""ii 'iJ'! P'iS'''' volll"Il-ih 'he
II'ii' l an 'ii'. i S''S'"'e ana lawful
i'' ~ ""''i inc "'" Is '".iiDie"'
u nv i"''" ''''''i'" up anu MIS-
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
Soma.
MISSOURI.

Over the ivory keys,
/" ana iro her white hands go,
= over bloom laden trees
The Wand'rinE touch of the breeze
Wakes music soft and low.
Flash! radiant fingers q li-ht;
Silver the gloom of the Swallowed room;
Sweep with your cleaning tips
Over The white frozen lips,
TIL they speak from their tomb.
Smitc! smite the white lips OF song,
Break on the keys like stormy seas;
Re the 1e~hing spray notes flung
Like cries from the anguish wrung-
N.guish that knows 40 peace.
O soul Of griefi fold hands and cease;
NJ stormy @ can drown thy wrong,
" murm'rinG music whispers peace;
5riaf suchas thine must find release
in silence, not in song.
Lippincotr& for october.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
How Master BiiderbaCk's School Books
Got Changed.


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H'"F'"' Tells 'lls: appears 'llt' '.''-
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girl nae 5''>' ii.>-Fu I''"I'l@ 'Ie '''''''I
paragraphs. "Nh" was dead. Dear,
,rpntIr. aatirpt. mobile Nell was dead.
Her little hiri-t poor, slight thing the
pressure OF Il finger would have crushed
W stirring nimhly in its care, and
The strong heart of It's child-miStrcS>
wa mute and m~ojionlesS forever" I'M
aoiHe The feelings of the teacher when
the boy who got up with Master Bidder
backs reader went on:
"Blach icnd Of the nethermost gloom,
down to thT craven soul thou Hest" de-
claimed Manfred, the avenger, drawing
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08
John RandOIph's Remedy for Laziness.

1t Is we'll known that Mr.. randolph
owned more than 800 slaves, and was
exceedingly l"cnicnt toward them; he
would not allow his ovcrSccrs TO treat
them with any degree of harShneSS;
they were cye-scryants, and would only
work when closely watched, or when
Mr.. Randolph vas 1t home, from their
love for him and fear of his anger.
Once when his public duties kept him
from home most of The time for several
wears. his negroes became idle and
worthless, and not half crops We're
raised. the cartSand wagons and all the
farming utensils were left in the fields,
and without shelter went to ruin: the
fences were down or d~ilapidated, and
the cattle and stock Of every kind were
much crippled up by the negroes in
their efforts to chase them out of the
fields. More than half of the negroes
were playing posSum,' that is, pre-
tending to be sick, i'll order to avoid
work.
NhlIe 'li'lSS were III 'hS cohHlIi'I'
Mr.. Randolph came home from WASH
ington to spend the Christmas holidays.
hooNlIS over HIS Pi@l'"'''l
WIN his o''rSeer' ne GI'co' ''In '"a' HIS
plantation was not only not Self-sustain-
ing, but actually bringing him i'll debt.
a.
A,'er Il 'n"ro"Sh 'Aa''ii1''io' "l every
'nIh@ Oh 'he Pi'i''''o''' ne Sd" At once
"H"' was 'he iia''ei' iii" 'i''s HIS i!S''
li9'I"cii"i'> |" iso''i''r' ~ '' l'i''l'
10 'nt negroes M" neen '''' ''''>e Vi inc
'r""'le' "I" 'n'' '"e! "'o'" "'' WIN
uilt'S "''u'' ie"l 'i P"''Sn'"''''' "'i''
nc "e'eIil'iie" upon 1t Pi"" i" ''i'''-
'ioH.
me HI'N'> III Gnu '"E'h'!' 'ii' III III
Ho'il' III" '~t"aAHaN' i"ii''S rom
'"''~'IH'N b" Nc" i'''' 'l' 'h'S' "'}N
were ''NN 7" @clci"' J"'i''c "''" J'''''-
ca''oh. h%"'l"% was kept ut 'ae "i@
mouse OF mansion l"f every p"'E "I" III
h'ldN; 'l're was i ''fFl"Ie N'''EI''r
among 'he negroes pet pi7N al" al
poultry, ana Ri7hE It poNNUill can%ht
weeks before ana ialtehef III ""N"S ana
barrels, AMI coon smoke" IN the DO
rahI" chimney were served up "i'h
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">t"Fe tea and locust and PerNlmhn"n
beer II the ho'idaI 1'a~'S nI@ht anu
day. 1t WAS then That IN" hddie' the
hanj"' the tHmhorine' "Hl'he cIe'i> ana
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h"n "f THESE 'nfl>''''S n"iio'}>' anu
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08

a MEDICAL journal says that bald
headed people do not die of consump-
ton.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1875-10-08

A SATIRE from. the grab-bag. A
b~ald-headed man drew a fine tooth comb
the other day, at a Boston fair.