The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1875-06-12
MISCELLANY,

colVoO.
When young man who parts
his hair in the middle goes down
on an orange peel, nobody seems
to care whether he ever gets up
again or not.
A Minnesota sheriff had Il bull
let in his head ten years, and
when they removed it the other
day he became foolish. They are
looking for some one TO shoot him
again
An old citizen Of Vermont OBJ
serves that when 4 postOfiice clerk
gets too high-nOsed TO lick a stamp
on to letter it is time tina the
country had change of admins
tratiOn.
Five wears ago q farmer in Hi
noiS was called a fool by his
neighbor for setting out 1000
fruit trees on his farm. Last year
he was offered so 900 for the
peaches that grew on his trees.
When farmer is planting shade
trees around his house, he may as
we'll plant walnut. chestnut and
hickory trees for beauty as any
others, and have ali the nuts they
produce besides.
A cOlOred congregation in Day
ton have decided to forgive their
clergymen for betting on three
card monte and losing $50 of feS-
tiVal money. One of the deacOns
remarked 1--WE is ali human,
and de game is VERY exciting
A mule recently died at Frede-
ricksburg, Va, at the remarkable
age of sixty years, having been
an excellent worker up to the
time Of his death, 1t is not stat
ed where and how the date Of
birth was recorded.
Darwin has weakened on his
theory, or rather taken new one
He says it takes 10000 years for
an ape to be transformed into
statesman We don't know much
about apes, but it would seem as
if they would get discouraged and
decide on remaining apes.
Speaking of Parson Brownlow,
an old Tennesseean, who had
been abused by the venerable pa
ralytic, said Gods hand is on
his coat collar, felIers, and when
God gets His clamps on a human
reptile, let go, for l amt no use
then"
"Do you ike to go to church ?"
said a lady to Mrs. PartingtOn.
Law me, I do" replied Mrs. P.
Nothing does me as much good
as to get up early Sunday morn
ing and go to church and hear a |
minister dispense with |
the gospel"
At a charitable fair in Boston,
one of the things for sale is a calf |
six months old. He is a fine fell
low of a valued breed. The young |
ladies have decorated him pro-
fusely with flowers and ribbons,
and parted his hair in the middle.
81 should think you would be
ashamed to pitch into that little
boy" said a pedestrian, as he
big boot black cutting a
small news. boy. "Ye would,
hey?" sneered the lad as he gave
his nose a wipe. "D'ye think I'd
go for big boy and get all pound
ed up?"
Poor Irish woman with six chill
dren to railroad ticket agent
please, sir. give a poor WILDLY
with sig orphan children a ticket
to MiiwaUkee"' Ticket agent
What have I 10 do with your
orphan children I amt their
father. am 70" Woman-'"That
YOU amt, sir; their father was a
decent man.
= Western editor appeals to his
delinquent subscribers by saying :
This week we have taken in pO-
-atoes and pickles on subscription.
Now. if you will bring in some
vinegar for the pickles and some
wood 10 roast the potatoes, we can
i've till artich0kes get big enough
to dig"
The kind Of Whiskey they have
IN Virginia: After the cloth
was taken of, and the liquors war
brought inland wct liquors they
.Eaz tOoi The whiskey was none
IF this yere kind that makes
nan feel like sayin': Il kin lick
my son of ii gun in the house,
md makes him smash things GIN
.rally. No, sir. 1t war gist that
Kind that makes q man lift his
gtass up gently and say, Joe, old
,ard, I'na lookin' at yer!'
A man in Tennessee has brought
n action for divorce, because on !
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