Litchfield enquirer., 1875-04-29
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Adonghmestic difaculty -hoayy bread. Improving ones time-mending the clock.
 It takes pretty smart man to tell when he is happy.
 What is better than a promising young man? A paying one.
 The home circle-walking around with Che bAby st night. s When a man can't find anything to do, he has lived long enough.
 In what ship has the greatest number of people been wrecked? Courtship.
 The man who doesn't hang out his shin gle and advertise dies and leaves no sign. Those who rise to eminence suddenlv are very apt to come back by the next train.
 A Spanish proverb says, "A kiss without a q rmniistache rn ls like an egg without isalt.Y1 Bashfulness is often like the plating on spoons-when it wears of it shows the brass. When fortuns wants to let "A fellow. being fan the hardest, she lifts him up the highest
 Henry Varley, tie noted English Evan gellst.i expected to take the revival stump in Stamford. aOnclnnah had an Annghyfnewidoledie astnau, the other night. That's WeIch for spelling-match.
 The executors of one of the recently ap- pointed English officials at Fiji, telegraph the Fllian motto as warning to others: First come, first served
 If George Washington himself had on- ly been cross examined byJ 1dge Fdllef ton before he died, we have no doubt it would have turned out that he really lied about the cherry tree after all ,aa srl
 A subscriber to South Western D! news !, .sss paper died recently. leaving four years subscription unpaid. The editor appear ed sat the grave and deposited iti the eof;r
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 A clergyman in one of. our Easterr cities was met by q seedy looking Inar ayith q flask of whiskey in his pocket, who inqnired: 'Sir. is this the nearest road tOlthe almshouse?' 1"Noa asir.'' repliedstIe clergyman. pointing sto the bottle; ''but
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 ssNow let us talk about your business affairs, said Connecticut girl to q yonnp fellow after he had proposed marriage tc her m long address filled with expres slcns of passionate lcye, e,,..- -i. as.s s TOT baA ss The Rev. John Norman, a 9eolorsf preacher in Topeka, fsncied that the Civi Rights bill allowed him to steal chicken -an error which will cost him his persoa alsliberty for some time tosoome. assrod
 A tramp, weighing .2Oe 3ls, pounds h da.. w6, R lodged at the Wafeham. Mass. the. othe night, says that he weighed but 90 pound when. he started ont, last winter, and fe commends his business to all invalids. Id .sgThe San Lrancisco Call, under the haa. of Personal" publishes the followin t0nGhin0 notices V' sisAai -iAat. 70 sGo.1sf ' N0tie5.AI will not be responsible fo smnyg debts contracted by my wife, Mari A 0harnay, she having put me out of tn house, ss..9 ANTOINE OHARNAY.
 sTestsraay was indeed an eventful da in the life of lady on west Jackso street. During trip or. the street car to Hfate street and back. she saw the lov hest noleuRise patteERshe EeReE saw i her lie. ShS had dsomest ielloW she eve -9aw1m her life, the h0maliest womanz sh ever saw in her life, got the worst friqh sue ever had in her life from the drunl est man she ever saw in her life, neve