The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-01-13
Variety.

A Kentucky woman tripleted"
Not saving clause-Santa Claus.
Secretary Belknaps boy" turns out to be
girl.
Now they call Talmage the Sunday prze
fighter"
The Black Crook was inspected by l5OOl
New Workers one week.
It's real nice to read about tipping over int
those Maine snow banks.
S.eigbing dears at this season isn't violation
Of the game law IN Vermont
A Rational Documeut-The report Of the
Commissary Of Subsistence
Ia English diplomacy white man is worth
$500 and black man $780,
" Is dining lost art?" Guess not It's pnc.
tised good deal hereabouts.
Good news for Bachelors-The American Shirt
Factory is running on full time.
Down ia Georgia they commit suicide By tick.
ling mules heels instead Of taking plzen.
II you haven't already subscribed for the diet
kitchen, aud can afford it, do so right away.
The assertion that eight luDatics in the Yer
mont Insane Asylum weigh over ton is entitled
10 weight.
hope deferred maketh The heart sick has
been translated by a Detroit boy to read "If
you hope you vill go 10 the circus, and pc won't
let yea, ii makes yOu have the stomach ache
@DoBt cry, ny little fellow, don't cry" said a
kind-hearted stranger to a ten-year old, who was
busy ohur1iug bis tears with both fists as hard as
be could. amt a-cryin'," sDappishly re;orted
the urchin &" IN only washin the DIRT out Of my
eyes
You are good little boy said Sunday
school teacher to a sturdy lad, f" you never use
naughty words "No, don't" was the honest
reply, but when ny big brother takes all the
gravy aud leaves me tbs crusts, think damn
good deal, tel you.
Ina little town 10 Missouri lady teacher was
exercising class Of Juveniles in mental artbme-
tic She oommeDoed the question " If you buy
COW for So" Why, you can't buy no kind
Of COW Tor $40 Father sold one for $50, the
other day, and she was regular old scrub st
that
TAX about shorthand reportingl A gentle
man goes down 10 Brighton, England. to report
Professor Fawcetts speech for fourteen papers.
The Professor rehearses the whole speech. and
reporter commits to memory, not making one
single mistake iu bis subsequent report What
mutual mend" tins man wogld make
A litiie eiri 10 the infant class Of BROOKLYN
Sunday school Hpprscisted better the difference
between being good from choice and necessity
than many elders At the close Of & recent ses-
sion The teacher said TO her Beckie nv dear,
you were very good little girl to-day q" Yes'm;
] c0Qldnu help bsin' good. got a tif neck, = the
youtbIai Bsokis replied, with perfect serious
ness.
Noslg Ansucss although usually wide sEake,
in due tine becomes sleepy. ss did little Dicky
one evening His Grandmother pat him to bed.
and. Hs WIS her custom, read hin chapter il the
Bihle reuarkiag. Nov. Dicksy. have read TO
you whole chapter yea must 60 70 sleep"
4" Nc, grundua, ] ant sleepy nov; read me al
other" The ole lady complied, and said, " Nov
y0u musi 60 10 sleep; I have Rad yea two cbsp-
1srs.H A" No. not yet; read one more-read the
rubbsrr r-andma = What else could the old
woman 5ol
one q ne sai6sSt things abozf the snail boy
o. the present dsT is The uncertainty which seems
y stlen6 hiu as be bounds along thro1gh Efs.
Hou cant alvrys sel Ehsf be Is going to say.
AtH Sunday school service held not long ago AZ
amiahis oissgy Ds1. en5ssFouag 70 illustrate the
usosssity Of Chrssian Proisssioa II order rightly
% ENJOY The bsnsiaciis1s Of ProEi6enoe, spoke
g. lol0Es- For instance, I want 70 sutroduce
Eats- iui5 IT h0uss have p1mp, the pipes
and iaansts are IN good order; bat get DO
NHisr- N0r- WY 60 I get DO Eaieff" The
reason, be Eisbsd The E0uug Psopls 70 see, was
thai be had ua6s no couuguiosron with the
Ulziu IL ths street. Bat he boys were too in
tsut uu piuu5iuE and water rates. Nov, Why
Dc Esi 10 sister, E I kn0E.r shrisksa little
O1ss E01 5urs pay