The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-09-16

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"A aev dean.liea q ~ GA maid i
- woman wbo has been made ~ a
leg time.
-You can, spssk 20 balloon with
cot having high sords. BAT ], j. death
70 iall oui
a western editor retained tai
ora t.ll, endorsed, Declinedi hani
writing llegibie
A Saratoga belle writes home u
IL horfid here not man 10 town
worth ever $4,000
ometody has observed thai the
more girls are pianed back the more
f9fWMa tANg tteis
When freedom from her mountain
height uniurlci her STANDARD 10 the air,
her skirts, pinned back 80 very light
made Der appear exceeding spare
- scho8Ima ter asked nne Of bic
far pupils. Can sou decline a kissf
Dropping perple1ed courtesy, she
replied. Yes, sir. bot | don't like TO.
III there il anything ia this world
which will make soman mad il Is to
have a man hang over the fence and
survey a weeks washing Oh the line
and grin.
Don't make war 90 the stomach,
Gays patent medicine advertisement.
That's so; don't The country has
bad about enough intestine warfare.
Only eleven cents for the heather
exclaimed Georgia colored minister
give Il back. trudder Jones de Lord
neber heard OBJ dis horse congre.
CATION
a Chicago preacher has locked
himself up Ia the fourth story, aud
draws his meals up with bed cord,
lie says they cant get up any ISLANDERS
about him.
IL Mount Bethel township farmer
cut open an old hornets nest, just to
examine the inside arrangement. He
says be thinks he will be able to sec
his barn 10 about two weeks
A Kansas girl says that nothing
makes her 30 mad as TO have grass
hopper crawl up and down her bach
just as her lover has come TO the pro
posing point.
The man who gave away BIZ
last bottle Of cocktail 10 q sick begga
has since been heard to mildly express
the opinion that charity should be gin
at home,
You would be very pretty, indeed
said a gentleman patronizingly to
young lady, II your eyes were only
little larger. My eyes may be yer,
small, sir, but such people as you dom
ill them.
Man, says Victor Hugo, was tn
conundrum Of the eighteenth century
woman Is the conundrum OF the nine
teenth century. We can't guess he
but we'll never give her up--no ney
err!
Never mind, sonny, The raj
makes boys grow, remarked Masss
cbusetts tramp the other day, whe
be took o silk umbrella away from
lad in the midst Of rain storm.
Speaking Of crooked whiskey,
western rural editor significantly re
marks that il ought TO be put down
Hes doubtless been putting II dow
as often % opportunity offered.
When a man goes TO quilting
party about tea time, and sits down o
ball Of wieking with long darnin
needle 10 ii he will think Of NOR
things connected with daruing in
minute than he can mention in tw
hours.
"A little girl Of four or FIVE year
asked her mother one day II she ha
not seen Col. Porter. No. my child
was the reply, be died before you wer
born Well, but, mamma. she insiste
II he went up before came down. W
must have met.
There is village 10 New HamE
shire which has produced twenty 81
editors, aud il was in allnsion to thi
circumstance that pious old deaco
there remarked: Yes, there wer
twenty elk on 'em, bat as they've a
lei. town. | reckon the Lord won't Ia
u Up agin Us.
"A round-shoaldcred inquisilive o.
man kicked what be thought was a
ornamental dog lying on a step. 10 sc
ii, wss hollow. Ii wasn't an orna
meatal dog. aad /, wasn't hollow, bu