The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-01-19
OSSLP.

The dancers close, and side by size,
Upon each other lean.
But one fair maid, the queen vi all,
Hath on her brow fr0wn-.
She feels her pride will have fall:
Her-bacK hairs tumbiing down.
MI advice to all IL to marry yung and
gro old together. .
The man who could not express his
feelings sent them by mail.
Does the Lord love man who spends
at a church festival the money he owes
to his washerwomanp
Cats are dying of trichina in Rich
mond, Va. This will be a great catas.
trophe for the sausage makers.
The man who three years ago married
Clifton belle says he begins TO realize
that thing of beauty is a jaw forever.
He who goeth it blind sitteth down
upon the bent up pin, while the obsery-
he squatteth.
Lie will seem brighter when 1T is
known tnat the Gar OF all the Russias
picks his teeth with a jack-knife, and ID
about to go crazy like some OF the rest
of us.
A Memphis, Mo-, medium reports little
Charley Ross ''all hunk in Paradise"
He's happier there, where Katie King
can show him all the nice things Mr..
owen gave her.
SNOW is the time when prudent Mimi
es0ta parents see to it that the parts of
the boys on which they side down hill
are properly half-soled with leather,
tin or sheet-irOn."
adamant. He should never give way to
tears" That is wnat somebody says in
u ecent novel. But the author forgot to
ada tnat man never peels onions.
Questions put to his sweetheart by a
basnful lad, during their first tete-a-tete
How's your fatherY How's your mother?
How are your parents? How are your
father and motherp How are they both
"No eetin appuls in skule ours" reads
sign on the blackboard OF school
house in enlightened old Massachusetts,
where education is supposed to sit on
the top rails and make iaces at igno
rance.
Said Missouri proacher-"There's q
powerful sight Of glggllng back thar in
| Inc corner, and it's gQL to be stopped, OF
The Lord Will delegate me to open The
door and throw sCme OF you OUT" II
was stopped.
There Is gruf old party who lives op
posite 10 CHURCH where the members O
The choir meet twice a week to practice
and WHO says if tue singing affects heav
en- as it Affects him there'n be no use O
going there for happiness.
There is story from. Paris of doe
that has been sleeping ever since thu
11th of last November. Alas, there are
no such dogs In America. The Ameri
can dog not only stays awake himself
but keeps every. other living thing
awake.
A school not twenty miles from White
| hau 10 NV
| eyed teacher. A few days ago, he call
Ell out, ''rhat boy that l am looking a
will step on the floor" Immediately
twenty.seven lads walked out in front Q
the astonished pedagogue.
Brown started to read the Governor
Message aloud in the family circle on
evening. When he got to the subject 0
finance and falling prices, Mrs. Brown
Interrupted him with an inquiry whethe
under such states-man-like treatment a,
that, butter was apt TO remain mucl
longer at sixty cents pound.
| A teacher, questioning little boys abou
the graduation in the scale of being, ask
ed: "What comes next to man?'
IDENTIFY smarting under sense OF pre-
vious defeat, Immediately distanced al
competitors by shouting, "His shirt
ma'amW
"Pa," said Herodotus this morning
'lets move to Minnesota" "Why SO
my s0nW blandly inquired Spilkins
"Because," replied the youth, "they'v,
Just passed law out there imprisonin,
any father who wallops. son over six
teen years old" Spilkins remarked tina
New York laws were good enough TO-
him, and went Tor the young gentleman
with his cane.
| 1t is a hard winter, but the price O
ostrich tips continues panicy-or, rather
there is always panic i'll the house tina
cherishes desire for them without re
alizing from il. When the question comes
up "Bread or f5.thers?" it is a gool
deal as 1t was with the boy when asked
which Of his demands was the most i'm
peratiye-"Never mind the shoes, dad.
| he replied, 81 must have the breast PIN ,
A gentleman who waited forty-tiyt
minutes in a Boston eating house one
day last week, for steak, in paying tnt
bill remarked to the proprietor, II thinl
l shall want another steak one weel
from to-day" "All right" said the pro-
prietor, 'you can order it them" 'sBut
prefer to leave the order now, 30 that
shall not have to watt" said the custo
mer as he turned to go.
A gentleman in this city informs us
| that he has discovered an instantaneous
cure for neuralgia. He had been suffer
| ing intensely for several hours, when be
was informed that his dog was poisoned
and the pain instantly ceased, and he has
not felt it since. The dog recovered, and
his master wants him poisoned again
next time he has neuralgia. This is the
best use we have heard of dog being
put to in a long time.
| An honest farmer was invited to at.
tend party at the village sqiire's one
evening, where there was music, botf
vocal and. instrumental. On the follow
ing morning he met one of the guests
VINO said: 'Well, farmer, how did you
enjoy yourself last night? Were not the
quartettes excellentW 'Why, really, sir
1 can't say" said he, ''for didn't taste
'em; but the pork chops We're the inest
| ever ate"
A Lane Seminary Professor has hi,
| upon a happy expedient OF popularzine
| scince IN the family circle. For instance
| at the breakfast table he remarks :sMrs
Blank, will you be kind enough to replen
ish my cup with the embodiments OF so
lar influences shed upon the surface O
Chinese soil, also, il you please, two
spoontuls of crystallized sunshine from
Jamaica;" or, "Herodotus, my son, pass
| me the solid form of sunshine absorbed
by the pastures of the Western Reserve