Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1875-03-25
Gleauings

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tr51 oT.r-nais! Alps.
An ~lH6anaYols mother Ehase 3aaghtsr
sas s,s 70 vsa-rl hi .4as tezae TIA,
she 1iht select fron a bs Il fIrrrigr=
,,or.4 n The nrrst s0ca article, a. .he
desired tx kog-eI.sghz- The Oh
ani = erade ras fsni IL Ia. c.s;sr o.
The pie, aud Et isid. IL Ice15riabs. Ei;s
his P-rassion.
4 MAINE soasaa saS true 70 Ter over.
and 1Earrea hrn sben Be cane bacE iron
California, shsr an abssbee OS i-ea,y
jean. Y. B-He ear. tack riet-
Kate 10 a aste froz BrookIp ,ay,
ser sa.e Ia a. old dry gods clerk, aud
.s> kp5Es from hIn tia; clerk. as rule,
grow 70 have {, supreme hatred and
eon..nY for sOnso. because they are 90
unreasonable, and give 70 INCH aeI.s-
trouble whils making pUr,ks,ts 4.
Al economical farmers daughter in
H~As.aebu+etts put Of her Wedding DAY
bec.Hse = sNsre up 10 30 a dozen.
aH it . oHId take tao dozen for the
Wedding eAks- ard pudings
Old folks inset BE- yenertthd.
GpuuZ f0l.2 NUT h. 81 Hezfed
Wiac fOIs. mtst D. interrD- zfrf.
And fools must need. b. tolerated.
II .ay. Uncle Reuben, yOu ought to
s>ttle a. mash Laonfy on your pretty
young Eif. a. yO1 eAt.' May 30,
JAne2" ''Becaa-e her aecond hp,baud.
posr fellow, may not have a dime
THERE /. avoung girl in Dubuque
Sho whistles 40 .Weetly thai people cone
from long distances TO hear her. She
hA. been offered 800 a week and ex-
pense.to travel and perform IN public.
but her p4ren.. are we'll OF aud refuse
their consent.
Il was Jones, we believe. who got mad
at his wife the other night when he
thought he heard burglar, in the houst .
She wouldn't let him 90 down in any
more than the single garment ne had On.
lest, IL he should get stabbed, she'd have
to mend4 hole in hi pants.
YESTERDAY, Hhile a young lady from
sankin Township vas having her photo
graph taken, ADD just at the moment
wheI il was required Of her 70 keep per.
fetcly still, she suddenly threw up her
arms aud exclaimed: 90 LOrdy sakes,
but ! forgot to take this quid Of gum
out Of my m onthe'
~ A Minnesota paper made a young
poetess say: oh, for a heart full oil
sweet yearlings." The poetess wrote
"%yearning- and that the printer who
set it up ''yearlingsr' vas a call.
Il see very little Of you" said an old
gentleman at a ball to a young lady
whom he had not met in a long time
before. Il know it." was the artless
reply, "but mother wouldn't allow me
10 wear a very ~low-nec.ed dress to-
night, the weather is 80 cold.'
~ Recently the local paper at
Grass Valley said: "The prettiest girI
in Grass Valley Doesn't carry herself
straight enough wbe" promensding.'
For a week after all the Grass Valley
ri Is 8 alked about like 80 many bear
poles /; and every 81; said, That hor
nd paper! Ma, dont1 walk TIA light?