The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1875-12-02


ry'em.
Buy one Of those tulip lamp chimneys At
Bacon's.
Steamers ana vessels are laying up for the
winter.
Manitowoc can boast of some excellent
church choirs
A bad habit to get into--a coat that i. no,
paid for,
Soft hearts often harden, bat soft heads
never change
Noses are fashionable, and have always
been followed.
Getting married prevails throughout the
rural districts.
"Nrture smilingly puts on mittens this
week y Elk.
This is about the time to begin to look out
fer comic almanacs.
Which is the more combustsble- cotton
wood or a tow-boat9
/ How to make good advice go long way
Stni it by telegraph.
! If you wish news to spread, tell it to a
! woman, and it will trayel
I What two letters of the alph ,bet indicate
very cold weather! &c icy
( Many are learning that the PILoT office Is
the best place to get their printing done.
cold weather is nigh, AMI the cry of want
will mingle with the winter winds.
What an aged combination of words is
this: Shut the door; it is colder than
barn"
you can fnl no better place to get your
printing done than at the PILOT Office. Re
member this
! Immense quantities of beautiful holiday
/ goods are attractive'y displayed at the
/ stores.
"Talk about the jaws of death, sail a
! hen-peckel hlsbani. they are nothing TO
I the Jaws OF Iife."
! We take this occasion to scratch--down
/ the item h i buck wheat cakes are in sea-
sou.
This will be harl winter for the poor Of
! our city Remember that" the Lord iove;4 a
cheerful givrr"
The weather is somewhat pecu'i,r anil i
is rather Ficult t. tell what sort OF prophe-
ries arr encouraged by it.
Take another look at your stovepipeS and
chmneys before winter adv .nces any fur,
I Their
"Quills are things that are sometimes
taken from the pinions Of one goose to spread
the opinions of another
good way TO prevent valuable letters
from being lost is 70 have printed envelopes
which cost but n trifa mere than plain ones
The difference between perseverance, and
strong will, and the other from stron
won't
Hearts have windows They should be
kept omen ut all times that the glad sunshine
of all that is true and beautiful in this life
may enter and abide therein
Now is the season when your aches ere
liable to all leap into ynur jaw and III tooth
doctor smiles to see you scowlingly open his
office door.
rrudent husbandman or our acquain-
tance recently bought light Ak because his
wife was sick and couldn't use heavy one
very well.
Bystander: Keep the lid on old man, OF
you'll make it weak Milkman: "No fear
reckoned on rain. and brought it oct over
proof"
Look cut that you don't forget that your
hanis.are better than your feet to hold your
bat on with when the wind blows and it Is
slippery.
On entering place of business, be care
iul and leave the door open--rooms need
vrntilation--no matter how you inconven
fence the occupants.
Ii Is fun TO stand on the street corner a fine
afternoon aud watch the men all rushing
around trying to make money and the wome I
all floating around trying to spend it.
Emerson said Snow us an intelligent
family Of boys AID girls and We will show
you family where newspapers and period
Gals are plentiful
A New Jersey female institute contain:
thirty four red-heaied girls, and the princi
pal dispenses with gas and all other artificial
light Norristosca Herald
When you hear man say that the worl,
owes him living don't leave any movabl,
articles, particularly any bank bills, lyins
around loose.
One of the happiest aud most independen
Of ali human occupations is that OF an intel
ligent farmer, whose lard is paid for, 40,
keeps out Of debt.
The weather does MT appear to be to
cold for the operations of burglars. We no
tice they are at work in some Of our neigh
boring towns.
Two pair OF stairs are necessary for mos
editors--one for editors to 60 down as tn
callers come up the other. especially whe
: visitors are coming up to have a reckonin
! with the person who wrote certain artic;
in the paper.
A poet in az exchange contribute this wa
a., of Saying it,
-oh-ooh it's so cold,
As over the world
d Nature moves in heT baud
The ie!cle rsn6.