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The Arizona sentinel., 1875-08-21
YUMA A. IT, SATURDAY, AUGUST 2L 1875.
In the Detroit Police Court.
THE STORY OF A HAT.

"lS tnlS InCmaS darQy!' III quired his Honor of the next man
 "Send me afioat if it isn't" re- piled the prisoner.
 'tAre you a sailor?"
 "D-y-d0Ck me ir haiuft"
 "YOu'll get into lrv-de..c fast enough. my bOyi I1e sfa-v -3es that 70 Uon into d s-,re J fl lersOn at ttsaa anu N ... ..,. u .10s at hat. 4 hat was shown you, and you yelled out, Shoot the hatr threw it down. jumped on it, and then ran away. Is tA.a true?"
 "The larboard side is about right"
 "WelI, sir, what induced you to act that wav?"
 "Shipped too much rum aboard, l guess"
 ''It looks that way. I can't have you running into this har- bor every two or three weeks all Summer and asking me for clear ance papers. l think I'll throw you a tOW-line this morning and haul you into the creek"
 All fast, sirp said the prisoner, with a smile.
 "BeIl him to go ahead slow, Bijah," continued the Court, "and mark him for ninety days"
 THE GOLDEN RULE.
 "What's this boy doing here this innocent-iooking, white hair ed bOy"' asked his Honor.
 "Gittin' up a dOg-ight," ex- plained Bijah.
 "My son, is this true?"
 ''I never said WOrd-the other boys got up the fightp' walled the lad.
 "l do not know what I can do with you. We keep a cross-cut saw here to saw boys in two, but It is Saturday morning and don't want to muss up the station house. l suppose We"
 "The boys lied on mel" exclaim- ed the boy trembling all over.
 "They did, eh! Now, boy, tell me the solemn truth-did you hold of either dOg?'
 "NO, sir-you may kill me if I did!"
 ''Did you say sicken?"
 ''NO, sir-nO."
 Didn't you bet five marbles against three jaw breakers that the red dog would win?"
 "N0-nOr'
 "Well, boy, this Is serious case, but l am going to overlook it. l think you have told the truth, but you had no business there. In the distant future you want to remember that it is four times as better to pull weeds in the garden than to attend a dog fight" II will sir" "And remember to keep truth in your handkerchief pocket all through life. One ounce of truth is worth more in the wholesale market than forty tons of lies" "Yes, sir" 'NOW you can gO." The boy reached the door to | encounter the band, who marched | him off singing: Oh, bury Bartholomew out in the woods, In beautiful hole in the ground, Where the humble bees buzz and the wood 1
 peckers sit,
 And the straddle-bugs tumble around; 50 that in Winter, when the snow and the
 slush
 Have covered his little bed, lis brother Artemus can go out wlth Jane And visit the place with his sled.
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
Printers Greek.

The following is an acknowledge
ment of a wedding notice and gener-
Gus allowance OF cake. by classical
rural Professor of Typography:
1--WE make our most respectful bow
to the happy twain, and the oppor-
tunity to return thanks for this al.
most unHed act of liberality. May
the matrimonial chase which locks
the form of.our brother typo, 'justi-
fy' all his preconceived impressions.
!. In whatever 3 of the country he may
roam. whether called upon to face
the ing waves of adverse fortune, or
stand before the IT and tt of enemies,
may his life be such that when the
Ba~ of death shall be laid on him,
and the of his existence draws to a
close, he may produce a clean proof,
and claim clear title to an honor
able 4 in the page of history, as well
as to an earthly inheritance beyond
the x*''
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
Noble Roman Marion.

To the best Of our recollection he
was an Arkansas clergyman who had
been accused of trailing his true in
wardness" in the company of the
wrong woman. Under these painful
circumstances, his wife was frequently
compared to noble Roman ma
from" but she didn't seem to mind it.,
and firmly declared her belief in her
husband s innocence. When the day
of trial arrived she sat in the court
beside him, and moved the jury to
tears by arranging fifty cent bouquet
in the buttonhole of his coat. The
case was at last opened, and the wit
nesses for the prosecution called.
There were thirty or forty oe them;
but before half dozen had testified !,
a mighty change came over the face of
the wife, and getting right up and ad-
dressing her remarks to the bench,
she said: See here, judge, l am sat :
isfied, if you are. Don't mind me; [
can stand it. [ reckon it's into me,
judge. to get even. just hold on to
him till called for, and, if any woman
wants him, he's her'n, and,po ques-
tons asked" Then, turning to her
husband and snatching the floral to-
ken from his buttonhoe, she bitterly
exclaimed: Remember, from this
time forward, my homes a den of
ragin lions, and you ain no Daniel. "
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
A Clash of smells.

A negro party applied to a livery
stable for team and carriage to
take them to dance in the evening.
Having fear of the Civil Rights
bill before his eyes, the proprietor
thereupon named price, cash
down, that he did not expect they
would pay. But the colored gen
tleman came down with the green
backs required. and ordered the
conveyance ready at seven o'clock
in the evening. Arrived at the
rendezvous, the livery man blanket
ed his horses and sat down in n
corner of the room to wait for the
dance to be over. As the party
warmed up in the exercise. the
natural perfume from the darkies
became intolerable, and the driver
concluded to go out to his carriage,
roll himself in the blankets, and
wait for the breaking up of the
party. At this moment one of tie
colored gentleman approached and
politely inquired if he would have
any objection to taking seat in
another room, adding, DE ladies
complain of de smell of de hoss'
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
How Andrew Johnson Learned tn
Read.

Eteasas
The following brief sketch of the
late ex- President johnson in the
Memphis Appeal gives us the follow
ing account of his early life:
He never attended school day IN
his life. While learning his trade,
however, he resolved to make an effort
to educate himself His anxiety to be
able to read was particularly exhibited
by an incident worthy of mention. A
gentleman of Raleigh was in the habit
of going into the tailor shop and read
ing while the apprentice and journey
men were at work. He was an excel
lent reader, and his favorite book was
volume of speeches, principally OF
of British statesmen. johnson be
came interested, and his first ambi
ton was to equal him rs reader and
become familiar with those speeches.
He took up the alphabet without an
instructor; but by applying to the
journeymen with whom he worked,
be obtained little assistance. Hav-
ing acquired knowledge Of the let
tiers he applied for loan of the book
which he had so often heard read.
The owner made him present of it,
and gave him some instructions on
the letters In the formation of words.
Thus his first exercises in spelling
were in that book. By perseverance
he soon learned to read, and the hours
which he devoted to his education
were at night after he was through his
daily labor upon the shop board. He
now applied himself to books from
two to three hours of the night, after
working from ten to twelve hours at
his trade y
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
Jenny Lind To-Day.

Jenny Lind, at II recent London
party, is thus described by a CORES
pendent: She dresses her hair in
precisely the same style as when in
America, twenty five years ago. 1t is
but slightly tinged with frost, and is
nearly as full and flowing as OF yore.
Age has more particularly left its i'm
print in the shape of crows feet on
her chin and meek and at the corners
of her eyes and mouth She has the
same blended expression of iirmness
and sweetness of temper, the same
winning smile, and the same simplici-
ty of behavior She was dressed in
dark, ash-colored silk, with rich
India shawl thrown loosely over her
shoulders. On her head was small
straw hat bearing short white plume.
She. was accompanied by her husband
and two lovely daughters. aged about
eighteen and twenty, looking very
much as their gifted mother did at
their age. nr. Goldschmidt shows
the effect Of age and study, his head
being bald and shining
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
There are two influences com

There are two influences com
bining in England Just now to
make Freemasonry very prosperous
in that country. One is the bitter
opposition developed against it in
the Catholic Church, and shown in
an especial manner by that apostate
from the Order, the Pope of Rome.
The Order is attacked in the most
illjudged manner by Catholic writ
ers who either know little about it,
or are guilty of willfully misrepre-
senting it. AS a result Protestants
who hate and fear Rome, get good
impressions of that body which
Rome appears to hate and fear.and
are consequently seeking admission
to the brotherhood. The other in
fuence alluded to is the position
takenin the Order by the Prince of
Wales, who, it is stated, has an en-
thusiastis interest in the fraternity
and its work. His brother Leopold
is also an active Mason, and many
persons. including some eminent
clergymen. associated with the for
mer for the visit to India, are
taking their degrees SO that they
may visit Masonic lodges with their
brother, Albert Edward.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
r.r,x En.,,.h E,uca,ion.

Mrs. Julian Hawthorn, has been
visiting English nursuries where
British manhood is manufactured,
and thus she writes: Perhaps. while
we are in the nursery, it might be
we'll to give an idea OF the course OF
daily discipline to which English
children are subjected and to which
quite as much as to the climate they
owe their soft, bright compilations
and abundant health They rise at
half past seven all the year round.
They are carefully bathed and rubbed,
and by half hast eight are hungry, Tor
breakfast, which consists OF a dish OF
oatmeal or hominy and bowl OF
milk, or of Eppe's cocoa with a little
stale bread crumbled in it. Instead
of the oatmeal or hominy they may
occasionally have a perfectly fresh
soft-boiled egg, mixed with stale
crumbled bread. After breakfast
they pay their mamma an hour s visit,
and then go for an hours walk. On
their return they play in the day nur,
sery until II, and are then put to bed
for an hour and half. Between halt
past and they have dinner. ms
meal should consist mainly of strong
beef or mutton broth, wholly free from
gre; Sc, and mixed with hall its bulk
of boiled rice or barley. 1t must be
cooked especially for the children,
ana the cook must be made to under
stand that children's meals should be
prepared with even more care than
grown peoples. For desert they may
eat little stewed fruit or rice pud-
ding. At o'clock they take their
afternoon walk, remaining out, unless
in the bitterest weather, until D.
Theu they have what is called alter
noon tea-bread and blackberry jam
and sweetened boiled milk. The next
thingis a good hearty romp IN the
nursery, in which the whole family
takes part, until about $50 clock.
The mamma takes them to her room
while she is dressing for. dinner. ana
at Z o. clock they are put to bed. This
regimen is pursued with undertaking
regularity until the child is four years
of age, and it builds up a fund OF or
derliness. blooming health and steady
nerves which generally lasts through
life 9A
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22

Whata perfect idea of impecun;osi-
ty is given In the remark made last
week by one Respondent Hibernian to
another: Faith. says one. L
haven't more than ten cents in my
pocket" BE jabcrs," retorted the
other, you are better off than | am.
then; I've nothing in my pocket, and
very little of that, ayther.
The story of the old lady who asked
the captain of a steamer to wake her
up If the boiler burst, is actually true,
and although credited to a New Or
leans steamer, the request was made
on board one of the National line
steamers on recent voyage from Liv-
erpool to New York. The same lady
wanted her stateroom window open to
''let in the salt from the ocean air.
The other day as Detroit under
taker was walking along, accompanied
by his son, he took off his hat to an
oldish man whom they saw cross the
street. Father, why do you take off
your hat to such an old codger? in-
quired the son. MY son. that man
has ten children. some of whom will
die before the skmmer is out, and he
pays cash down for everything" an
swered the father.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22

The Toledo Blade tells the follow
ing:
Within the last few days an old beg
gar woman having been admitted into
the kitchen of one of our most prom.
Using citizens, was morniully relating
to the lady OF the house the misior-
tunes of her life
She said her husband went to Cali
fornia to dig gold a great many years
ago, but had never been able TO find
more than enough to keep himself, so,
of course. he had never sent her any;
that, until within few years, they
had continually written each other
letters full of love and sympathy. At
this point the flood gates of her grief
burst open; she sputtered and sighed
at terrible rate. and finally, after sew
eral Intellectual efforts, calculated that
she had not heard from, or even writ
ten to her darling in long time.
The old woman drew long breath.
and was about to continue, when the
lady of the house asked her why she
had not written to her husband.
"Ah, num- sighed she, after lost
my front teeth | couldn't pronounce
very good. SO [ had to give up wri-
ting"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22

Before Carl Schurz could leave the
steamer in New York harbor. he en-
countered a Herald interviewer, who
says:
of health and wore dark tourist suit
of clothes. After introducing himself
to Mr.. SchurZ, the reporter held the
following conversation with the bold
Missourian:
.Reporter-I have come to learn
your views, Mr.. Schurz, on the pres
ept state of the political field in this
country.
Mr.. Schurz Oaughingly)-Why,
my dear sir. you have arrived too
soon. [ must post myself thoroughly
as to what has been doing since L lett
home. [ certainly have seen the Her.
aid and other American papers In my
wanGerings abroad. but only at rare
intervals. To be frank with you, |
ought to interview you instead OF You
me.
I'm reply to question as to wheth
er Mr., Schurz had become imbued at
all with imitation ideas, he replied:
You know | am hard money man.
1.-The reporter then asked Mr..
Schurz what his present movements
were to be, and he replied, I shall GU
the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and propose
stopping few. days in New York,
when | shall 90 West At this time
several friends of Mr.. Schurz came up
to speak to him, and the reporter babe
him good day. A fellow passenger OF
Mr.. Schurz said that Mr.. Schurz used
to write every evening while in the
passage. fer a protracted length OF
time. He spoke politics with nobody.
and carefully eschewed the subject.
On the 10Th the Pommerania was
caught in hurricane, and had great
many OF her sails split. Upon arriv-
ing at the wharf in Hoboken, hun
dreds of people had gathered TO vel
come Mr.. Schurz back to the Snitcd
States"
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
An AFFECTING scene.

Yesterday when Michigan Avenue
street car made the trip from Twelfth
street to Woodward avenue inside of
three hours, the astonished passengers
made up purse Of fourteen cents for
the driver, and a red headed man fell
on his neck and exclaimed
L never thought | should live to
see this thing!'
A woman with big breastpin on
clasped his hand and said:
Il want to die now; | can stand
thisl"
A boy with new straw hat on
leaned up against the car and wiped
his nose and sobbed:
II wish father could have seen this
afore the ager took him off ~
The driver was much affected, and
brushing tear from his eye, he re-
piled:
81 don't know how it happened.
Don't tell the company. or l shall be
discharged Detroit Free Press.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22
THE PALLADIUM.
WEDNESDAY. SEPT. %. 1876.

=
The report of tho Superinten-
dent Of the New York Banking
Department relative to the savings
banks OF that State contains some
interesting information. 1t shows
that the whole number of savings
banks In the State on the LIST OF
January, 1875, was 158 The re-
sources Of these banks have risen
from 1907, 589, $50 on the 1st OF
January, 1874, to 1928. 574, 572 Oh
the LIST of January, 1875, showing
an increase of 2O,984,842 during
the last calendar year. The amount
due to depositors at the former PEI
Rod was 1886, 520,O8 and the
amount due ut the latter period was
$3O3. 935, $40, showing an increase
of $18.419, 564. The number of
open accounts had advanced from
839,472 to 1924 The interest
and profits received or earned dur
ing the last calendar year amount
to SI9, 7O8, 337, and of this sum
$16, 139, $40 was passed to the cred
it of depositors. The average OF
each deposit on the LIST of last
January was $348, 35 against an av
erage of S24O.42 on the 1st of Jan
uary, 1874, showing 1928 of in
crease in the average to each de.
positor. The surplus Of the banks
amounts to $24,3l0,2i6 against
$21, 448,952 for the previous year,
showing an increase of $2,861, 294.
These statistics show that not
withstanding the hard times and
depression of business the class of
persons who deposit in savings
banks have still managed to live
within their incomes, and to con-
tinue their average rate of depos-
its. The depositors who make up
this aggregate of 1928, STA, 572 be-
long to the class of hardworking,
thrifty, economical persons who are
striving to get ahead, and who are
making use of legitimate means to
do it, Yet, according to the phra.
seology of the infationists and
Communists, they are s'bloated
bcndholders,' coupon clippers, ?
.smonopolsts," sbullionists, 'sfnon
ey sharks, 'sShylocks," etc.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22

Suppose I should quiz you
about your bald head, you wouldn't
get mad, would your said young
fop to an indignant old man in a
railway depot Not at all: I
should only just say that when my
head gets as soft as yourn I kin
raise h'ar to sell, or somethin' O.
that Sort smilingly replied the
old man. ~
A recent advertisement contains
the following startling information:
eff the gentleman who keeps the
shoe store with red head will re-
turn the umbrella of young lady
with the ivory handle to the slate
rooted gsocer's shop, he will hear
of something to his advantage, as
the same is the gift of deceased
mother, now no more, with the
name engraved upon it."
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-09-22

It will be seen by reference to
our court reports that the Supreme
Court has overruled the decision
of Judge Buskirk, of the Criminal
Court, in the matter of the State
vs. Anton Mai. indicted at the July
term for violation of the law to
regulate the sale of intoxicating
liquors. It was held by the court
below that the indictment was bad,
having been found by grand jury
of twelve, whereas the present law
provides for gand jury of six
The Supreme Court holds that the
indictment was good. The act
fixing the number of grand jurors
ut six provides that the commits
sioners shall appoint the grand
jurors at their first regular meet
ing in each year, and as the law
did not go into operation till after
that time, the board could not
comply with it. The act nominally
took effect from it's publication,
but cannot practically 60 into oper
alton until the time shall arrive
when the commissioners can select
a grand jury in accordance with
its Observation-Disclosures Jour
nal.