Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-12-16
Our Small Change.

Wanted Snough.
See Probate notice.
Warner has sold all of his patent
saugh bux.
Wisconsin is the Young Granite
State.
See change in Wise. Central 4.
r. Time Table.
Remember the festival at the
basement tonight.
+ Reports from the granite beds arc
of increasing interest.
The best oysters we ever tasted
are kept by A. Crosse Try 'em.
And yet the Boss does not re-
turn. Come B-o-s-s-ey, B-o-s-s-ey,
B-o-s-s-ey."
Our future State Prison is to be
builded of Scotch Granite, and it ism t
a piece of extravaganza either.
Hon. T. Weed, the BOSS" ought
to have had ring in his nose, then
he wouldn't ha' ''skun out"
Wonder if Hon. Geo. w Cate don't
see McDill's ghost hanging round that
congressional seat occasionally.
-Cha's Lawrence's dorg tackled a
deer the other day on the marsh and
killed it. Charley was after load of
hay.
How disappointed the warden and
them other fellows" were(D when
they found out the Boss" had ''skun
out"
1t isn't to be supposed that the
Injunction 'heal thyself,' was intend
ed to induce everyone to become a
practical cobbler.
Enemies OF E. ". Keys, hoping
to crush him, reported that S. D..
Conklin, who was recently arrested in
Milwaukee on suspicious of crookhand
ling of the Revenue, was Reyes
brother-in law. This would have been
sumner; but the two men are rot
related In any wav.
"A buzz saw is no respector of
persons. 1t will make mince meat of
a plebian or king alike so don be
too familiar with them when they show
their teeth.
The Wood county Reporter warm
ly advocates the location OF the State
Prison in that county. Let US see
Baker lives in that county, don't he :?
We second the motion.-Poftaye City
Register.
Mitchell & Co. in Centralia are
selling ssbeautiful syrup for 80 cts.
choice teas for 5 40 and $l.25, and
very excellent boots for $3.50 and
Sc 90.
Look out for your clothes lines.
It must be a shJt-less wretch who
would prowl around the outskirts of a
laundry at midnight. But there are
such, and they'll get 'pull-back
yet.
The Sabbath School Of the Cong.
Church will also have Christmas
tree, on Friday evening, Dec. 9th.
Music by the little ones. We guess
both churches will hold the crowd.
--Loggers are asking us where that
COMPOUNDED old weather prophet is.
They want to see him. We suspect
they don't like him over muchly. We
won't tell. "Old Germany and We
ere going snaoks on this thing.
We understand that new bank
has been started at Roche's known as
the "Pharaoh Bank and report says
the ex-City Treasurer has been depos-
ting therein the city and school funds.
Isn't it about time for that bank to
make a "Report?'
How Boss Tweed's mouth would
water to smack our city council, were
he but acquainted with it as body
1t is builded after his finest concep-
ton of what city council should be.
But the Boss is far over the "deep
blue sea-
Senator Cameron voted fer Kerr,
the Democratic candidate for Speaker.
Weyomcega Times.
Say, Sackett, let some school boy
run the Times spell. You are get
ting foolish. How can Senator vote
for Speaker of the House =? Go and
crawl under the table, Sackett.
Tho publishing of that Report in