The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-07-15

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wili he bowed sfei
strauss eomposed BIZ srs, waltz
shea seven years q age biz father
bsIisg bic esr 'ot fooliag away bin
ume.
Speaking 81 railroads wsg re-
naited that they Afe uow buils q
ii.feo gauges. VIZ: lroa5 guaFe
sauow guage aud mortgage;
There's rothiag - wosdptfoi
about valleable glass that ran be ham
msred 4 friend u miee ! - a giass
still uphralsn. ihoogb be has kept
paneh lni, at intervals ior several
years
A - Louis womau who started a.
Temp into the nger. suddenly remem
bered that she bad feft the cat IL he
paairy. AID hurried back home
II lively lady remarked noiico
that these womaas rights people are
invariably mems lefts. Mr Dickens
used 10 repeat this With admiration.
4 North Carolina editor who bad
beeH racel down the street by woman
and cowhide found himself alluded
10 10 rival paper as our rscy coutom.
porAry.
Melinda Robbins. Of Indiana, got
the powder horn and assisted Der
brother Ia kindling fire. They will
live. bo, not 70 brag on their complex.
ions.
1T has got so that a Prussian can't
speak Of Bismarck as baldheaded
horse.block without being spoken TO
let 'em come to America. Here you
can pat your head through hole ia
the fence, and abuse your neighbor all
day long
When two like county men are
about to make mule trade, the FIRST
question aeked by the would.be pur.
chaser 10, What's bis record Seller
replies, Three niggers and coui lie
dozen dash.boards, Here's your money
aud the new owi CT leads his property
OF.
The escape ~ man in Toledo
from death by an accident is set down
as an Intervention of Providence; but
itxould mol seem to have been a dis
crininsting Providence, because the
man was a drunken loaler, and the
very neAt day whipped his wife almost
fatally
Sunday. as citizen entered the
post office, hat ruined, coat wringing
wet, and the water running down the
back Of bis neck, he was met by anoth-
er citizen. who pleasantly remarked
Beautiful shower, isn't it? No, sir;
not by dun sight, siryou're a liar,
sir was the reply,
Il red haired lady, who was am
bilious Of literary distinctions, found
bat poor sale for her book. gen
tlemsn, ia speaking Of her disappoint.
ment said: Her hair is red il her book
is not, An auditor, in attempting to
relate the joke elsewhere. said She
has red hair, II her book hasn't.
All said Sunday School teach.
er-Ah, Caroline Jones, what do you
think you would have been without
your good father and pious mother
suppose. mum, said Caroline. who
was very much struck with the soft
appeal suppose, mum, as should
hA' been borphan
- Ben Butler said 70 a reporter the
other day, who tried to interview him
about the third term, that be would
not discuss the matter, aud talk on
politics ia ANY shape renouuee the
devil aud all bis wo ks, declared the
Kssex statesman. This is the most
marvellous conversion Of modern times;
but il is bard on the devil, who will be
a, his wits end TO supply Ben's place,
Poor Irish woman with six chill.
dren TO railroad ticket AGENT Please
air. give poor WILDLY with six orphan
children a ticket to Milwaukee lick.
ct agent; What have / 10 DO with
Your orphan children; | amt their
father. am II Noman-That you
sinI sir; their father was decent
man
lite latest anecdotc brought 10
light by the centennial celebration is
rather amusing While the British
troops were marching through old
Cambridge. one Of them said jestingly
10 farmer sowing seed You may
SOW, bat We shall reap. Well. perhaps
Won mas. was The reply. for / ara sow.