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The Osceola times., 1875-04-24
Grammar.

The casual readers may notice
that the iaultless dIcilon that aderns
the columns OF the Herald is inter.
spersed, once in u while with sucl
sentences rs these He taken
her by the hand " sit was he wnu
done the decd &c. The chastity
at the autobiography Is also ocea.
sionaily marred by the appcarauc,
"i such strange and yet familiar
words as 'oncor-, 'revynue, 'blud.
dy, &c. We feel that II discrlnl
mating pubic Is entitled to some cx
planalion OF :hese crudilies, and
we are not 10th TO give II, itrsall
swing To our reporter Jone, He
IL the man that does IL. Jones has
AL absolute contempt for .,enses,
'moods. and those Kindred
subtIeiies OF speech which a
super-civilization has embroidered
in an entan.Iing fringe upon our
sturdy Aug To- axou lie rises
above the slippered elegance at our
grammarians, and stalks through
the by-ways of speech with ia.
breezy vigor OF a back woods pio.
hcer. Picking his teeth reflective
Iy with hs bowIe.knite ION which
the blood of murdered lenses still
glis,ened, he remarked 10 US the
other day, when we had exposlula.
ted with him on the rec lessness oil
his grammar-"When / have wrote
thing up, | cant taken the time
10 look u ever. And besides,
'heathing his knife, "bang !, what's
the diflerence."-rAtlsnta Herald
The Osceola times., 1875-04-24
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The Osceola times., 1875-04-24
Nos. l43, IDS 4 li7 East 23d st. NY

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sections >'lll nn.upfh Il vii. receive piurltu st.
crton aud lihrr Inducements PaIiiea D.. ID
fnE al 40 san .r from orr eHfhor zci agent may
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I4.a a.
The Osceola times., 1875-04-24
Pulpit Science.

Nothing leads thinking young
men OF scientific tendencies to neg
lect church. gong more than wrong
headed and illogical deductions
from science by their pastors They
hear the doctrines OF Darwin con
demned by men who have no,
carefully read tho many treaties
for and against cvolulion, and who
have not sound conceptions OF lh,
true grounds OF the learned authors
The writer once heard u divine
Vigorously conrovert the doctrine
"t Darwin, and exhaust hlr
resources OF iniective upon the un
fortunate believers in the evolution
theories of the present, much t
the edltication of the regular church
goers, who, for the most part
criticised, but had q general idea
that DarWanism, socialism and
communism were equally pcrnic
ious 10 the welfare OF society. Th,
occupant OF the pulpit, upon see
ing tina, he swept his audience will
him, elevated himself 10 his luIl
height and exclaimed, ali they be
iieve that man decendcd from al
ape, let them take \ monkey from
the Geological gardens, and by II
process OF natural selection and cul.
tlyation, make o man OF HIM
Surely this Is not unreasonable H.
ssk. ."-(Prof. irowbrIdge.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-12-10

III NEARLY es.F, ANNUAL la.~saga ibAi lasr nal
tha hniipr III Transmitting ~ rungrrvs I haze
esllsL attention. ~ iha AI.nlaaloMa, md IL 81
aranHatnnr, vuiiitan II affairs taistuR IN The
Territory ~ Utah. AMI hAss sste,i tor Ientnn.
ItFt@ati.tn W .atrset II.
ttat ts,lyaSnis ahatthi etst in fff., .uiishts9.
~ aud Christian puuitF. nj hnnt power IL punish
~ Migrant rfttna AHain*t Hfs, nrF MNd Hufaiaas,
ti4A lfspassssrnn, I'll ILrff Az 49,, as vi ths.
fefN ths unnatural siiss4 nts aN#t IN tt.sist i.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-12-10

WI frlmuptlr Will HtD~t NJ The Foreign
t0set% continue In i ssttnfa.,tuyy suL f,la..i,.
seeIlig, iWrfHsed Intercourse, tIse esi.,,.I.',1,
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
N NUMBER 29,t

sronr IN FlsAScE.Hn The. Paris
correspondent Of the London Daily
Telegraph writes "a droll story, comes
to us from,tho city of,larsaeilless.. The
here ;= 9 gentleman we'll known both
there and iii Paris. On his pronatty
near Aarseillcs lie or CO had rabbits
which the innumer bic poachers of
the south have extcrminatcd. There
is now, as every one knows, a sincere
though mncultivatcd adm1iratioh Isl
field sports in France. Thisgentlie
man was quite ashamed to think thdt
he could not offer even rabbit shoot,
ing to Il friend on his. estates. But
the remedy was simple the empty
warrehs could be rcstockcd. Orders
to this effect he sent to Paris, ainid 4
great many coneys were turned ,lowh:
The season of the chaSe opened two or
three days since, NTH goodly shsw
OF guns. NJ - led o,t to harass
his game. Girt with horns probably,
and furnished with embroidered game
hags, the party approached the scene
Of action. re their mingled horror: ill1i:
and delight, the rabbits sailed forth
on full gallop, greeting their execiii
tloncrs with JOY, and came running
up to their gathered legs New. r,wus
there such n welcome. Lops and
hall lors, Dutch and Angora, bound
ed TO- meet the sportsmcu, ,tumbline
one across another i'll delight: !. The
fact is, that the grande-thasse hud
bought tame rabbits, which lie had
been used to feed in.tllat very spot"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

? =
What in life is more beautiful than
happy human faces?
"How We done itp;is the heading Of
Duluth newspaper cdih,rial. ]. Send
up some g;rammars there, qnick. a-sas
"A. Kentucky paper endeavors 10
pay delicate compliment TO a favor.
ito actress by calling her a '.sweet
little rcd-haird chandelier kicker"
"To bee or not 50 bec," as the mai,
said when he got homo and found d
swarm of 'cu, settled on his front door
knob. AZ, a a8'i
81 don't care cent for fashion-
I've gotto scratch my heel !" exclnim-
ed a Detroit man rs he pulled off'his
boot III a street car recently. '
Miss Charity Fuller, Of IIulson, is
one Of ten sisters, but the greatest of
these is Charity feet two III her
stockings.
a Pennsylvanian boasts that he
makes a soap that would wash n
politician's character white as snow"
There must be Il good deal of"lye
about that soap.
A handkerchief Of William Penn Is
to be on exhibition at the Centennial,
and II curious correspondent writes to
aSkc if it is the original Pom wiper
Mat.
The question for discussion at re.
cent meeting otiscientists wns, (which
travels fastest, heat or cold?" 1t was
decided in favor Of heat, as many pre-.
svnt had often been ablo to catch
cold. Il, 4,..s
Peter Cunningham told Douglass
Jcrrold that lie had been supping on
curious dish, which l,c had never
seen bclorc-calvcs' tails. "Ex xtrcmcs
meet was the comment of his pleas
ant friend.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
Dometic Diplomacy.

She was watching at the window,
Az ! hurried down the street,
In the simp!s brown merino
That l fancy looks 80 neat,
And her smile I thought portontous,
1t was so exceeding sweot.
Then she ME, me at the threshold
With n very loving kiss,
That recalled the early stages
or our matrimonial hlir,
And felt at once q tremor-
Was there anything au,iss ?
Foi The children we're all quiet,
And the hearth was worry bright,
And my pet-our roguish Charlie
Was quite festal in his white;
Yet braced myself for something,
Bc that something what it might.
My chair was near the fire,
And my slippers by its side
My pipe was very handy,
And my papers open wide,
And she woic the pretty brcastpin
That ! gave her when bride.
The dinner was perfection
twas lavish without wa.stej
The soup was vermicelll,
And exactly to my taste;
While the desert was triumph
Ofartistic skill in paste.
And when the meal was over,
And the. inner nnn at rest
shs Stht s,SY hes ,,eEait 6Sids eSabI
III !is!gesgees s sSeaaE IL bl0OE
Oh 1Isamfts s'pS tpndS raAishA +
T1Atiadniihed .all Her faSe, V9-
As clasped her to my bosom
In q lovers fond embrace,
1t Was then ahe softly whispered,
Wont you let ME have that lace2"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
MING; SEPTEMBER 4 1876.
. sa|i%ni 8 wihkipg Oxen

sd Of course we' elm drive the oxen
home. wo told tho farmer. Theidea
Of doubling our ability when ne have
seen them $ha6dlea every Dc; 81 soF so,F t'ss t'sss
past month. He handed over the long
Whip Il IND = startled them, We taking the
proper position just in front. It was
easy enough, rather monotonous till
we met team coming the other way;
them We "gecd" these oxen into a
ditch, ,'and running againsta tree car,c
to a stahdstill. We received a pleas
ant smile from the teamster, as we
had given him tile whole road. But
there We we're. We hollerod "gce,"
"ba,";' and "back," till our throats were
sore. 1--WE couldn't get ahead unless
we borrowed an ak and cut the tree
do&n,, ind when We tried to back then,
they spread out from the pole, md
stood f9cc TO face, nearly choking
themselves. j Then our patience gave
out. We: kicked the near one in the
ribs; he playfully rctorted by switch
ing usacross the face with his fly dis
pdrrser::h vs. lit u pipe, and pulled
smeke into their .nostrils. This wns Il
happy thought; they sncczed over us,
and backed, bdt f6rgotto stop till they
goth RbiR @all 5Jtween them. Wc
went home to Dor ow steam derrick,
but before 1.-The. arrangements were
made. Sthe, oxen camo in view, and
calmly stopped in front Of the barn.
You may think there is nothing hu-
man il au OK, but We are ready to
swear THAT both wihkcd when they
saw us{and one had positive grin on
his face. We refrain from expressing
tpnrlapinion of,oxcn. ...,
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

Near Knoxville, the other night.
young girl, WHO was nexpcctedly
interviewed. by the family as she ,w,ials was
about clipping with the objectof her
virgin affections, knocked tile old man
down. laid out two brothers with n
cistcrn pole, kicked the hired man III
the stsmach. and got away with her
lover and "madc the rifil..''
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

A REMEDY THAT sonnet INES
a &AIMssf;gA-pqTespondent u Of the May
faldaAfSnitolsSwritcs: "Now, if you
RToA Yfany nRn who has Cow that
is ls snakM6sbittenf M tell him to Use good
@aiAAsyl 4! !Algy!g' ( g5reeD remedy won't always
do. A gentleman from the interi. r,
who has been staying here for long
time on business. had n COW bitten by
a snake in May, and he has been
using good whiskey ever sincc-,lsing
sometimes as much as ten or fifteen
cocktails a y-and yet his wife
writes him that the COW died A. least
six weeks ago.-.LonisriWe Courier
Journal.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

a gambler in Iowa, to escape mr.
rest, attempted to cross II ivcr with
a pockct-book i'll his teeth. His
strength or skill proving inadequate,
he was spRl1jgsSaA tg & 9pcn vi. bg mouth in
.ss,ia,E 5k, EHfpSRaa&2N HfSR aeHS g Tie
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

,d6oME'riilNq UNDER, Ira good
0Ff .i1emqcras Of ChlcngH, when l.is
bshdtifal and accomplished daughters
asked sssl hi him for fifty cents each to cntor
toa g spelling tournament in whicl,
they we're sure they wonid win the
fifst ,nrize-a' cory Of Webster
$eb $feeblAieea', ss&aphaatieaal!ly "So, girls, 10.
It's a. rasoally Wig trick; there's
something under n1l this. | sec that
Webstdre,fce tu,Washington when he
was in Congress- and never believed
That THEY did hang him for numbering
Dr. PHtkmaii, but that his last words,
"1 s11 still live would yet come true.
And they; have, md he's just trying
Ao work Off SOME III his old spelling
book truck on the market. No, my
.lears; your 'fthcr'has travelled, and is
up to these games, bet your sweet
liycs."
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
from the Ohio State Journal
A TREMENDOUS BATTLE.
MIR. AND MRs. McST1HGER's Gov
FLICT WITH THE ROCKING CHAIR.

FLICT WITH THE ROCKING CHAIR.
Old McStinger was going to bed a
little wavy the other night, and not
wishing to disturb Mrs. McStinger,
who has tongue like rat-tail file,
Inc thought it just as we'll not to turn
on the gas. He got OH very we'll un-
til he reached the door Of the cham
Der where his patient wife lay sleep
ing. Here lie paused moment balanc-
ing on his heels ike pole'on Jug.
gler's nose. Then he made dash for
it, in order to make bee line across
e.aaor. !.
Mrs. Mcstinser;,' Win licrYpsaIN dSSIE
cmplary f,rtittide, shaa Iiladsa the
'sss''s 'sss :. sss': maj: grg 81 gl
room without running oyer s It; It; 50 . the
first thing he katM KiestWgahtab!
bed his toe nGf of fcaRaihst Ae4foMskerss
which knocked the seat against the
crnzy bone Of his knee, and made one
Of the long arms prod him in the
stomach. Simultaneously he fell over
the chair crosswisc, aud it kicked him
behind his back before he could get up
from the floor, as he stood OH all
fours. The engagement was now fully
opened. When man begins falling
over rocking chairs in dark reom,
he ought always to have three days
rations aud forty rounds.
Before NIcStinger could get up
straight his knee came down on one of
the long rockies behind, and the back
of the chair came down on is h ,ad
with a whack that laid him ous flat
on the floor, and before h, could
move the chair kicked b m three times
in the tenderest part of his ribs with
tho sharp end Of the rocker. This made
him perfectly furious, and he scrambl-
ed up and made blind rush at the
chair, determined to blow up the
enemy's works. He ran square against
the back, and it rocked forward with
him; turpilng'ea g 'scepplese sqmpEsaVlt
overt,Re llnales s}thSowisg mshsbdA
haIfGaY a9fg9ss tEfe eneooqf lTEl ldAd 'Pg
On top ofhifn, aiggfng ihtdiiisS SSbbfo.
9eb ils ke I. } M}gITS II. q lhoe Ss(AD. 8 o .y iRy
spread out on the under side. It would
have been good thing for McStiuger
if lie had lain sti;l then and let the
chair have its own way.
It lay fiat on it's back, with the long
points of the rockers embracing his
abdomen, and didn't seem to want to
do anything active just then. Blu,
Nesting couldn't make up his mind to
give it up yet. He rolled over side.
ways and upset the chair. 1t fell with
q crash on its side, giving him fur.
ious dig III the liver, which made him
straightcn out his legs sphsmodically
bruising one shin from the instcp tc
the knece5a ttis FoSksrvhigrhpng in
the air, f8i ~gStana tHcbliap0a its
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

A Norristown boy who feand a
q pocket book containing eighty-fvs
dollars, and returned it to the owner,
refused reward of cents for his
trouble, explaining that atlmany man
has been ruincdlby suddenly becom-
ing rich. , a.,, .1.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

The Seattle Despatch, Washington
Territory, appearing with deficiency
OF local news one day last week, ac-
counted for it by saying that the duy
before had been its locals" birth
day. Happy spot. where birthdays
observed: so religious ID / -ss.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

"A FISH WITH Four uAND5-Mr.
t'oord, member OF the Austra ian
Eclipse Expedition, recently described
before the Rcy;i! Society a most cx-
traordlnary creature, which was
drcdgcd up from he bottom Of the
sea, near the Northern shores OF
Australia. Foord says: "Thc body
was that of a fish, but, wonderful to
relate, it had in the place Of fns four
legs, terminated by shat you might
call hands, by means Of (which it made
its way over the coral reef. When
placed on the ylisht ofthc steamer,
the fish stood ur on its four legs, II
sight to behold {! 1t was small, and
.somc.hinest like ai.zard, but with the
body ofa tish." The land animals Of
Australia are notorious for their pecu-
liar forms and structure, but accord.
ing to the above they are even less
nondescript than those inhabitiug the
Australian seus: Mr.. White, mem
Der Of the same expedition, tells a
strange tales about rats. "rhe little
island upon which VIC pitched our
tents" he SAYS, "was over-run with
them; and, what was most extraorlin-
ary, they we're ofevcry color, from
black to yelloW, and some tortoise
she'll"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
LcaR Hin HIN ,AeA1s.-'In the

LoaR Hin HIN ,AGAIN.-In the
town of W, -, lived Deacon
Wright, AZ exemplary ncmbcr Of the
Free will Baptist church. But he
was troubled I q 9l With the weakness, as
con,iribn to deacons rs to other men
-tlb.sieef l an extra tillagc of the "root
of evil" and the. usual objection of
the rffet SPREADING, The church build
ing bsing IN want ofrepairs, suchas
rcplaassssssihg ass painting, etc, the deacon
us we{i as many olllrrs waio applied t,x
and he contributed his mite in con
formity With the Iaruble, at !, as, as
fur as the mite went. One night dur
ing: prayer meeting, Elder Woods
worth presiding, a large sheet Of
plastcring fell from the ceiling upol,
Deacon Wright, hurting him sonc-
,what but frightening HIM much more.
He sprang to his feet and cried, II
will give SO towards repairing this
qaIrcll IJjwhen 'lli q solemn voice,
Elder Wordsworth responded Lord
l'da ttm tag4ip."eG s3aa1
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
81 f8NS|}{EI{52 S|}EI2

tys1 Sna $40 9STsxsr p =. - q
wary old ram making feints Of buck
ing its adversary in order to throw
him off his guard. Tho blow in the
side nearly finished McStinger, and
while lying there rubbing his wine!
back again, he was just beginning to
reflect whether his honor required him
to proceed any further in the affair,
when hrs. McStinger suddenly began
screaming all the names in the crimes
net, under the impression that the
Charley Ross abductors were trying to
commit burglary, bigeny, robbery,
and everything else on her.
Up to this time she had been speech
less with terror, and had lain there
trembling. shedding pcrspiration, and
accnmulating shricking power, until
she had gained the screaming capacity
of a camel back engine. She had just
reached her third sforzdndo .fortissin,o
dcclerando, when old McStingcr sue
ceedcd in getting to his feet once more
aud became dimly visible to Mrs. Nc
Stingcr. With one last wild parting
shrek she sprang from the bed and
made dash for the door, near which
the rocking chair still stood menocins
the whole universe with butting mo-
ton. Mrs. McStinger had 10 time
for investigation just then. she pitched
into and over the rocking chair and
clear on down stairs, the chair after
her, turning over and over; and kick
ing Mrs. McStingcr every bump, un-
til they both landed in the hall below,
where the chair brok all to atoms.
This ended the fight.
If wives will learn from this sad
story not to leave rocking chairs
standing around the middle of the
room for their poor husband to fall
over, we shall not have written in
vain.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04
Jarvis and the Funeral.

+ There is a story related OF Jarvis,
the distinguished painter, tothel effect
that, walking down Broadway one
day, nc saw before him a dark looking
foreigner, bearing under his arm a
small red cedar cigar-box. Hestepped
Immediately into his "wake," and
whenever nc met q friend (Which was
once iii two or three minutes, for the
popular artist knew everybody, he
would bcckon him with wink to "fall
INTO line" behind. BY and by, the
man turned down one of the cross
streets, followed closclyby Jarvis and
his "tail." Attracted by the measured
tread Of SO many feet, he turned
around abruptly, and, seeing the pro-
ccssion that followed in lis footsteps,
he exclaimed: "What for de tlcbble
is dis? What for you take me, eli :?
What fol you SO much come after me,
eh!N Sir" exclaimed Jarvis, with
an mir ofprvfou.u respect, eve saw
you going to the grave alone with the
body otyour dead Infant, and We took
the opportunity to offer yoa our SYM
Pathy, and follow your babe to the
tomb" The man explained, in his
broken manner, that the box contain
CD only cigars, and lie evinccd his
gratitude, for the interest which had
been manifested in his behalf, by
breaking it open and dispensing them
very literally to the mourners.-
Scr.bncr's = onihly.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

( '''rancc out some more pancakes !"
warned ,William McDui, as he sat mt
u table in Kansas City; and as the
waiter wouldn't prahGc 'om, Mr.. Nc
Duff split his cnr with bowie knife.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

VIcToRIoUs FArTH.-In ancient
history there is story Of va.isnt
captain whose banner vas almost al.
ways first in the fight; whose sword
was dreadeslby his onemics for it Was
the herald Of slaughter and victory.
His king once asked to see the sword.
He took it, quietly examined it, and
sent it back with this message: II see
nothing wonderful in the sword. can-
not see why any man should be afraid
of it." The captain sent the reply:
"Your majesty has been pleased to
examine the sword; but l did not send
the arm that welded it, you had
examined. that, aud the heart that
guided the arm, you would have un
derstood the mystery"
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

During a dense iog, IL Mississippi
steamboat took landing. A traveller,
anxious to 60 ahead, came to the M.
perturbed manager Of the wheel and
asked why they stopped. "Too much
fog, can't see the river" "But you
can see the stars overhead" "Ycs,"'
replied the urbaHe pilot, "but until
the boiler busts, We ain't going that
way The passenger went to bed.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

Two of the monkeys at the Jarlin
@. P"nte', at Paris, fought duel
with knives the other ddy. By some
accident two large clasp knives we're
left BY one Of the keepers in the cage
Of the animnls, and no sooner bad they
been perceived than two of the largest
monkeys seized them, opened the
blades and fell upon each other like
a pair ofmcn. One Of them was killed
at the first pass, whilst his adversary
had one of his paws nearly cut eff.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04


HoUsEIIoLD WoRDs.-Whcn Shake.
spear originated this phrase, re wonder
if he had any Of the followirg G too faRi-
liar expressions in his mind, which the
Church Union has gathered ill one sug-
gcstive paragraph:
Stop your noise! Shut up this
minute! Ill box your eafs y Hold.
youTtongucA ssst me beT Gsf ont
Bkhhys BohIsclfA. I MG't!0 3 uu
shall h Never f,qind !ygSaspu'llycqieh
III hspt nAay lJgse tlnVs | fR@h
a;I. TRsA, k'4 gs's ,le &c ses a;
have It'll Q, look what you have done !!
Twas you! Won't you catch it
though! It's my house! Who's afraid
ofyou? Get out ofthis room directly :?
Do sou h'ar me I? Dear me, never
did such thing in all my born days {!
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-09-04

A professional man not fir from
State Street, Boston, returning to his
office one cay, after substantial
lunch, said comp'nccntly to his assis.
tant, "air. Pcctkin, the world looks
different 70 man when he has three
inches Of ruin III him." "Yrs," re.
piled the junior, without u moments
hesitation, "and he looks different to
the world !"
Gentleman on horseback seeing II
crowd. rcincd np AID exclaimed !:
whats n foot here p
TO which wag replied: Twelve
inches, the same that it is every
where elsa"
The gentleman rode away.