The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1875-09-30
Louse-skins.

Smallwood, the gambler, who invested foul
years salary as Secretary of State, together with
stealings, in billiards and sich, accuses us of max
ing an attack upon him, and then Withholding the
paper. Smallwood, the gambler, lies. We sent
him the paper, and he received and read it.
'Hillary" SmallwOod the famous billiardist
who keeps all his money deposited there, VINO
was taken from Obscurity and poverty and placed
in good Office by his too partial friends, MS MS
last paper principally for our benefit 10 oe
sure, there isn't much of the paper, but there
precious little of Smallwood too, and poor quail
| ty what there is.
Smallwood, fhe gambler, who was unexpected
| " elected to the position of Secretary OF state
and at once got the big-head, and tried TO be
| Governor; he who, at the time of the last state
Convention, was bobbing around like piss-ant
among roosters, eliciting the universal remark,
| "Poor, little d-d fool, he don't know he's being
used as tool by othersp-this man has pur-
chased a one-horse newspaper, for the purpose OF
revenging himself by smearing his former friends.
As smearist, he is in fair way to become as
famous he is billarlist. Only smear is
cheaper than billiards, and he has the raw mate
rial all at home.
Smallwood, the gambler, has told US his Orav-
cry in war so often. that we feel like crying
about it. Now, sPose you let somebody else tell
it awhile. Send file of your paper to the Ad-
jutant Generals Office, and then you will be sure
your record of gallantry is in the archives.
The stunted statesman, Smallwood, the gam
bier, intimates the terrible things he could
tell on MS, if he only knew them. Now, please,
don't tell them. Remember that You were saved
from an exposure of your rascalities as Secretary
of State by means of a committee packed for the
purpose. Have a little compassion upon us!
Smallwood, the great stunted, while on his
gambling spree at st. Joseph, was shown a ready
reckoner. He should have purchased one 1t
would have enabled him to reckon how much he
has squandered at billiards, and how long it
would take him to impoverish that boy if the
law didn't keep the estate out of his clutches.
Smallwood, the gambler, tells how low our
standing is in Doniphan County. 1t is not so
low as to compel us to leave the County, as yet
We know of some veterans of the wars who have
to emigrate every few years, to keep up their
credit.
Smallwood, the iard-puncher, the patron of
editorial decency shows his decency by attack
ing the printers employed in our Office. Because
it was notorious to every one acquainted with
him, that he spent most of his time at st. Joseph
gambling, he takes out his spite by abusing 9TH
ers for it,
Smallwood, the stamp-scatterer, says somebody
told him We said we were going to pitch into
"Cap."-meaning him. We know that's lie,
Co. h., Of
ble-bug "Cap."
The champion Liar of Kansas" says he feels
his unworthness, but he never bets on the
wheel of fortune, and his name isn't ''Henry."
According to the champion billiard -puncher Of
Kansas, we accumulated 81 900 at Topeka. Four
years salary, at 81 500 year, makes just 81 900,
which he accumulated out of pocket. That's the
difference between US. 1t shows that we are the
smarter of the two.
The champion billiard -puncher is so cruel as
to accuse us of being an Inidel! The idea of a
25-cent gambler accusing anybody of ln6delity
is SO ridiculous, that we would laugh at it if it
did not hurt our feelings so muchl
The stunted statesman talks as if he were
tempted to publish extracts from the Report of
bhO Soiu"Si bO give US a iSN VI
the most interesting chapters. If we could have
that, in connection with some of the evidence
that the packed smallwood Investigating Com
mittee didn't take, it would be rich!
After reading the accounts of his heroism from
his own pen, we are in favor of granting pen
sion to the gallant 'Cap." Smallwood, comman-
der of a nigger company. He deserves it, for the
linen spoilt by his bravery. By the way, during
the war, when an ambitious fellow lacked the
ability to back it, and failed to earn promotion
among white soldiers, he straightway went to
company of niggers!
The Waterville ball -puncher threatens to give
our pedigree. Let's have it. 1t will be rich.
As a writer of romance, whether it be pedigree
or big stories of his valor in war; the great stunt
ed has few equals, and no superiors.
"HiIlary," the stunted statesman of Water
vile, has been attending the Washington Coun-
ty Fair. Wonder if they had a wheel of fortune
theref
The stunted knight of the billard-cue has
great deal to say about Carney and Caldwell
setting us on our feet. If somebody don't soon
set him up, he'll have to move again.
The stunted hero of gambling fame should re-
member that Republics are ungrateful. Even
now the heroes of the war cannot always get
elected to office on their war record. If Gen.
Noyes was beaten for Governor of Ohio with
one leg, Smallwood, the gambler, can't expect to
ride into the Governors Office of Kansas, on his
shirt-tail. Try some other turn.
Smallwood, the gambler, accuses us of dishon-
esty in business matters. If we have ever cheat
I'd him or any of his friends out of a nickel, we
are prepared to disgorge, whenever the fact is
shown to us. If We have ever cheated even a
pious brother-in-law of his, we are ready to
make restitution.
Smallwood, the great stunted, tells about
'blacksmiths" in the Chief Office Ye gods! af
Ter looking at copy of the Telegraph, the work
If the printers that get s. week, and then in
,ulting blacksmiths by accusing them of doing
,uch work.
Smallwood, the gambler, talks about black
nail, and selling out. Can it be that he is the
ame chap who undertook to subsidize the Kan
'as press into supporting him for Governor, by
buying then up at from $40 to $50 each'
Hillary alias "Cap.," alias the great stunt
ID, says he bought into the waterville Telegraph
for purpose" Just so. The purpose was to
smear his friends, who had made him Secretary
IF State, but couldn't see it when he wanted to |