Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-04-29
Our Small Change.
High ! biddy MARTIN, O!

malls.
! "A fash concern--~The Magnetic
Telegraph.
A lumber yard has been started
on the Locker.
We hear Hempsted's "MusicaI
Echo" for April.
-''Parson" Lathrop spelled 'em al
down at Menssha lately.
We publish the Multiplication
Table for the last time to-day.
| Sheet NJ lsic--Ask NEST any mar
ried man who owns baby.
I'VE guess cid Winter has told
Miss Spring to get up out o that.
The catalogue of the University
! of Wisconsin is received; for years
1S74.75.
- George Wilmos of Plover, has
become Mine Host of the Empire
at Plover.
Next week we will have done with
our multiplication table, and will no
longer tax our readers with vulgar
fractions.
1t costs only Fifty dollars" now
in Grand Rapids to m Ike paupers, and
freeze men to death. Who says whis-
ky isn't Ki"g2
Fort Towards new Mayor. Geo.
Richardson. delivered a capital inaugu-
raj. Where is our Mayors little
speerh
Business is increasing on both the
G. B. & VI. and w. V. Roads. Large
quantities of lumber are being shipped
over the Valley Roa1 from above
The inimitable John Dillon under
Clifford S management" put his best
foot forward at Writer'S Hall last Tues
day. Clifford has one of the best COM
panys travelling.
The festive fy-to business, an
eye, has started his spring speck ula-
ton, and in the late fall he will have
gone to the wall so lok out for the
wife's indignation.
The editor of the Fort Howard
Monitor is mad because some playful
chap "busted'' in his door, pied form
and stole about peck Of type. Some
editors will get angry over TRIES.
We are under obligations to the
publisher, T. W. Helmick, Cincinnati,
for Riding Gallery Schottisch. and
beautiful double song and dance emit
tied AS Pretty as Little Butterfly.
-Tomah has SIS 900 subscribed
towards the building of Pickle and
Cheese factory. The Journal gives a
diagram Of the institution. Now for a
Tomah-toe factory boys and your all
right.
-Messrs Trow. Coleman & Co. of
the Centralia Touring mill, have erected
capacious addition to their mill build
ing for the storage Of wheat They
will buy largely the coming fall if
prices range to Suit.
Louisa Alcott, author of "Little
Women used to do house-work for
ten shillings week, and she did it
we'll. Recause she wouldn't black a
snoh's boots, she lost her place. Serv-
ad him right Now she's made S6O.-
900 out of her works.
An itinerant with copious wagon
box filled to the brim with old fruit
and oysters cans gathered somewhere.
last Satur lay. suggested the idea to
some of our people that perhaps he
was a car canist.
We learn that a defect in the
pumping app .ratus o. the It ,amcr. last
Tuesday. was the occasion of it's fail
ure to play its part on the hill. The
effect has been remeied and now the
little giant is ready to deluge the lott
est bui ding in twinkling.
The "Sons of noble Sires'' down
at Concord and Lexington not being
able to determine among themselves
which town fred first the shot "heard
round the world" have appealed to
Susan B. Anthony. who says: "In
looking overy my diary I find that l
was on that day planting a moss rose
upon brother Mares grave, and there
fore [ canno. give the desired Informal
ton"