The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-07-15
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

WISE AND OTHERW1 SE-
Every time that the Kansas City FIRE bells
ring the ghost of jim Lane is seen fitting
along the streets.
Princeton College has man on her uni
yersitv crew that talks Greek. His favorite
letter is RhO.-Worcester Press.
"My face is rugged, but Pm wealthy; Twill
won have me7r said he. eyes, indeed, it's
knotty, but it's nice" said she.
"Who cares" says the Baltimore Gszstte,
4.what Wendell Phillips thinks, anyhow?
Bancock runs this government"
A minstrel manager sdvertises for tenor
singer "who knows how to work up laugh
when the end man is getting OF joke"
Robert Collyer says that a Christian can
go to the circus without risk. We suppose
this is true, unless he should try to ride the
trick mple.-Exchange.
A recent ordinance in San Francisco
superfuously declares that any three Cali
fornians under the age OF twenty-one con-
stitute a riotous assemblage.
All the inventive genius of the great and
tarnally cute Yankee nation is said to be
upeousl to making a fire cracker. And we
are mighty glad of it.-Lowel Courier.
The Rochester Democrat observes on the
morning of the 9Th: The small boy remarks
every half hour, ''I think that blister Is
smaller than it was, and it doesn't hurt,
either"
Couldn't New York do little something
for Toulouse?-New York Commercial.
Aren't the times too tight?-Boston Globe.
Yes. and they've been so Toulon.-Chlcago
Tribune.
The Rev. DIR. Porteous said, in his sermon
last night, that Brooklynites are not all
adulterers, liars, and perJurers. But Gods
lie hook. he SAYS, is full of Brooklynites.-
n. Y. Sun.
They picked a dead proof reader out OF
the river at Memphis the other day, and yet
there are papers which contend that the
mills OF the gods have ceased grinding.-De
troit Free Press.
The Easton Free Press says that Joshua
was the first man who ever took news
paper. He stopped the Daily Sun. We sup
nose he did so because the war news did not
suit bim.-New York Sun.
Kansas woman offers to bet $50 that her
husband can "cuss q bushel of grasshoppers
entirelv out ofthe country, while the people
of Missouri are fasting aud praying pint
out OF ten acre wheat heid."
A young matron in Clark county, KY,
has added insult to injury in just giving
birth to three bouncing boys at time, and
then INSISTING Oh nhNlHk thOAl ShAlSSohSO
Shadrach, Meshech and Abednego.
An Indiana farmer, after drinking some
hard cider, endeavored to milk his pet mule,
and will. in consequence, have to repair the
roof of his barn in the spot where his head
went Observation-Disclosures Exchange.
The report has been started that Plym.
.euth Church will Immediately raise Mr..
Beecher's salary. This is quite right, he
ought never to be obliged to raise money for
certain contingencies hereafter by mortgag-
ing his hOuse.-Chicago Times.
Strikes seem to be invading ali depart.
ments of industry. The Pittsburgh Com
mercial says the clergyme0 of Towsnda have
struck-that is, they have combined to have
INT one service on Sunday dor the next six
months, and SINNERS must set along the best
way they oan.
The Philadelphia Press Club are making
preparaS ions to provide theE visiting breth
rem from all parts Of the cOsntry VITA free
LAGER and sandwiches during the Centennial.
while ad mirinty their generous hospitality,
we really suspect they don't begin 10 re&lfz
the lob they've ondertaken.-Oom. AL
81 have often changed boys zaoral dis
nasit;on u says G certain great physician,
Eby simply applying leeches to the insite
of the nosess We think it might change
bovss disposition to put leeches In his nose
1t would justify the prize sco0lss IA Sne
sunday school turning pirste.-Buna9o Ex-
press.
The Right Hor. B. D.-Eow, that your
hiqhness has seen ire blessings of freedom.
I trust we may rely upon your strenuous
help in putting down slavery Sultan
Seyyid Barghash-"Ah, ysst certainly! but
remember, o Sheikn Ben DIZZY consefva'
tivs party very strong III Itnzioar."-
Punch.
Tha eunor'n.endeut Of Sunday school in
- -. ain2ton is en- undertaken, and ihere j. I
some talk OF asking him to resign, noe
onlv becauss he makes the children sing II
would not live always" regular every sun,
fav. but because on the back of the reward
cards that are given to good children ne mas
printed gilt coffin with a list Oh MS rates lOf
funerals.