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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

DEFINITION or GENTLEMAN 1t is
almost n definition Of gentleman to say
he is one who never inAicts a pain. This
description is both refined, and, as far as
it goes, accurate. He is mainly occu-
pied in merely removing the obstacles
which hinder the free and uDembarrassed
action Of those about him and he con-
ours with their movements rather than
take the initiative himself His benefits
may be considered as parallel to what are
called comforts or conveniences in ar
rangcments of a personal nature, like an
easy chair or good fire, which do their
part in dispelling cold and fatigue,
though nature provides both means Of
rest and heat without them. The true
gentleman, in like manner, carefully
avoids whatever may cause bar or a
jolt in the minds Of those with whom he
is cast all clashiDg of opinion, or COLI
sion of feoling, all restraint, or suspicion.
or gloom, or resentment, his great con-
Germ being to make every one else at
case and at home. lie has eyes on all
his company; he is tender toward the
bashful, gentle toward the distant, and
mcrciful toward the absurd he can rec
ollcct to whom he is speaking he guards
against unreasonable illusions or topics
which may irrilatc be is seldom promi-
nent in conversation aud never weari-
some. He makes light Of favors while
he docs them, and seems TO be receiving
when he is comforting. He never speaks
Of himself except when compelled, never
defends himself by retort. He has no
ears for SANDER or gossip, is scrupulous
in ioputing motives to those who inter
ferc with him, aud interprets everything
for the best He is never mean or little
in his disputes, never takes unfair ad-
vantage, never mistakes personalities or
sharp sayings for arguments, or insnu
ates OWLS which he dare not say out.
From a long-sightcd prudence he OBJ
serves the maxim Of the ancient sage,
that we should ever conduct ourselves
towards our enemy as if he were one day
to be our friend He has too much
good sense to be affronted at inaults, he
is too well employed to remember inju-
ries, and too INDECENT to bear malice. He
is patient. forbearing and resigned on
philosophical principles, he submits to
pain because it is inevitable, to bereave-
ment because it is irreparable, and to
death because it his destiny.-.Iohn
Henry Ne,enuan
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

John, l wish you'd close that door, +"
said an irritable father to his son, your
mother must be scolding somebody at
the end Of the hall. there's such draft
from that quarter"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03
&c WINDING UPW

CLEARING OUT ODDS 4 ENDS.
Buy Your Clothing Now!
Odd Garments Broken Suits, Remnant Of Stock.
EVERY GARMENT MUST BE SOLD!
Final Offering! Closing Sales!
NO REGARD FOR FIRST COST!
Clothing cheaper than ever Before.
1T WILL PAY YOU TO COME
And See What You Can DO!
ODDS AND ENDS!
HARLE BROS
Merchant aio sane FinClo
ID.
WmmrSroN D Aug.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

The more girls are pinned back the
more forward they seem.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

If you see anything trying to walk the
streets, sewcd up in poke, and has to
stand up when it tries to sit down, and
sits down only when it is surprised. that's
a girl, if you don't know.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

Poverty is the test Of ciyility and the
toucbstone Of friendship.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

Whan do the teeth usurp the tongues
prerogatiyc? When they are chattering.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1875-09-03

Il smart thiog-A mustard plaster
, 1875-12-06

Henry Ward l]cocher took OCCASION, in = re-
cent sermon, to allude 10 recreation and amuao-
men.a in tho homo circle ~ bong 4oalthful aud
natural.
.'kome persons whom they Join church.
think they suslst put al tbs ytoe aud misth aud
music out Of tLer liyea. Don't do il! II love-
song 1ipplcs up to tue surface Ut your Aeart.
sing I'll Bing It! Don't let It die Ny second
mother. for remember no other. WA my ideal
Of womAnly gsnticnesxt pEopnesy, and elegance.
SAo waa not, however. very dslonatEAtiye. She
usod. befoFa marriage, to oe quite belle, and
waa often kuown to trip tho light fantastic too.
One eveuing ~ tnr father played na tia vio'n
my mollet srose an1 III the most graceful nlau-
NOR possible to conceive. commenced to lallco
~ ound tho room. did not know what to maku
Of it. was spseohlsss With CONSERVATION and
delight. Ny father looked on with surpriyo.
Nsrer In the whole course Of my life hsd | sseu
such thing attempted III my fathers house. It
uax delicious, aud got lesson ti,sn whict, has
lsssed mo eyor slucs. think to thus day that il
my usothor had danced ofsener and said my
cstschisin little loss, 1t would have beaA better
for all Ut III. II you haye : talent for music,
cultiyateit; foE danoipg. cultivate it.; mhataysr
gfts God has given yoni mako tho must OF tlcrn,
WLetbof ot yo!cs, foot, or eys.'
, 1875-12-06
AIDING THE CENTENNIAL

To fhd Editor OF 7 NJ Chicago 1FtbHtk
DAnanoo, saut Co., Wis. Nov. 3o.-Ths Cen
tonnlal Commission having issued @ call 10 tho
citzcns OF tho Republio fur s3,D00 00o. that
amount being yet necessary tu make our Ma
Iiouat Exhibition succesa 3; and the ladlos OF
tho State Centennial Sooietr nt Madison having
resolved to ropenish the exhausted treasury Of
tho National Commission by donating painting
to the State OF Wlsconsin or It's Historical 80
ciesy. It MAS resolved, ut mn ontEusiasto mootiug
In this village laat oveuiug. that wa would assist
cur sisters Of tho State Ca,ital in The 1audAblo
c4deayor alluded to. At first, several of cur
shrerlest tinaaciers could not understand how
a Eft 10 tho Historical sociaty would teud
to cancel n portion Of tho a3.000, 900 deficiency;
Others. Of a nao1e patriotic turn Of n,iud woro
equally anxious to know In what manner thoy
wero to bo benefited by bodily o1ertlons or 3
private subscription III aid OF tho Historical
gratfea, by being informed that our sharo Of
the National Centennial expenses was to 10 can-
celed by loan of tte raintsag to its Asttallery;
mud that the individuals who asa.sted iu purchas-
ing it wefe 70 bc in,moEtalixed by havlng their
names placed upon All imperlahao!e scroll. which
Wns to bo attached to thu franc OF the picture.
This cheap aud easy method of settling cur
Hharo Of tho 0ontonuiAl debt. and receiving
Kuafantsoa immortality, proving satisfactory
tbe msetius me- edjoSurnei, with "t tho . unlor..
standing that tbs officers would meet on
tho following lAy in ordar to perfect arrange
Mcnts for u '7G dasce and All old-sime fead. The
question now atiHcB. Can tho National Commits
sion afford to qratuilpus'y advertise tho artist
who IL to pslnt onr picture, aud at tho aaulo
tin,o, aas,st iu inamorlal'z.pg those who pay hlH
bill7 Moro cLef.d'~uTEes have alsady been
offered 10 tho Hasioua! Att.GalierY tlan It cal
accommodate; in fact, tho paintings arc
Numerous that q. COMMITTEES OF experts IL to 10
appointed to select the most tnoritorsous, tAore
not being sufficient spAoo to accommodate them
all. Then. again, tho gentlomen aud arslsta who
mako tho oReriuga l havo alluded to, do not
consider they aro comforting favor upon tho
institution. bus know they are receiving ono by
having tAer uan1oa Or productions advertised to
tho rorll. Tho fnct II, caal. aud oasn alouo,
will meet tho emergency. This baips tbs caso.
tho money appropriated by our Legislature. aud
that raised by. private subscrlltlon should 10
psia iuto tho treasury Of the National Soeioty
thelo il will do tho most good. 1t this is dono
tbon tho ladca OF Wisconsin will ba credited
with noble and patriotic act, instead Of bring
Ing r,d,culo upof, our Common wealth by the
pa!try loan that l hayo alluded. i.
, 1875-12-06
othor aido." And. Of course. I nsa',rcd him that
would rot. Ifa hrt1nI LIZ eaYluc flint In tYf1d

nthor aido." And. Of cou1se. I nsa1,red him that
would not. Ifs euded by havlnE tliat ho w6td
like tp talk with mo fHrtlInt n:, Ito euhjoct bnt
That about that l!nar ho uni hss cIl:.:i1c. wcro
70 meet very d[A.incnieliri Sow York Dct.n,
cint. I uAkcd h; = n7lae. aud he tca1lly answcIo
Urail ftlcnm0nIt
That iatcrview took r!ac. tbe Hafno DIR. AMI
:e*fnei ot it a. Hnpii a,Is TaH over. slr. Itch
1nund cAro from BHiTa'nat ttln rs1unat 1f nno or
I!p1n u tho tlsoe. AIIa"vsed Of w!int thcy
n1t1r1 to c,,inn,lnicatc iin hrasd thc i,fan,rr,a
tt. That he'l htcn ulltHperrd 10 rne mn prompt
y declined to hear anything f1irthcr, or 10 be in
hnT nta1uer can:sEnc'l In Il. 11o further toll
tl.nse i,igb-mindca Ho1sthyons that tho loyal lc-
Inocracv of TIC North won1i neither engage it,
nor c1i1uscuance uny AclIcma nf murder; and for
lnlnseif, ho ttII them. l., tho inuHt emphatic
Language. that II tln conspiracy waB not s1nnc-
dntelv st1bEcd. NIL ! al tcy3ihtlpn4 with Ec1rfo
on The ntl4rr Eide of tho y!vtr dHcfntiun+d, ho
wonld publish the wllhle pot III tho Buffalo pa
ter. the next n1FntHg!
That of coarsr, erricl tlla matter. Whether
this conspiracy had my direct relation to tIl,s
other ons will, thu aamo object, Which unhapIi.
il succcc!c'l in .t:7i, 1863 cannot Aay.
! baAtoncd tack tn .sbw fnrk atpl repnrtel all
had lca,ned 10 tie1l. Uis. m | 10 wit tc,tuh-
ally 10 Washington will tho intelligence aul
hero tin inquiry Will occur 10 era'ynafy, Why
"aH nct this plot PUBLISHED TO tie country. and
oruar indignation nro,lred 1t ,saa i'll fact
1i!sio The subject Of Cabinet conference. atd
'l''s ne,s va urged ~ tho ,1hajoiity. lney
stimulus =, tic war feeling, ami mou1d strength
on TIM national calIsc. Tic conlcr judgment Of
tho pretrleht nruse.f decided against it, alrl
| am inclinod to think lo was right. II
wRH perhaps tho Eloe1aicss period of The
war. Grtnt "aB hIiaicnt'y bafl1ol before
Eichmoud Sherman WAS rtsi outsl,lo Atlanta
aud tho i!cbela wcra .aid;nS through Ataryls,,tl
and Southern pennAylyanla uud threatening tue
Capital itself. tt pub!4-l as such a .ino tho
news Of tho detection u: ~ an11c!oua and :re-
NlG1GGHA WU;jiH fi.o hrnS if1et3
tlaught, estlke terror or nbjcct dnsTo,ldcncy to
tue hoatta Of thousaAts IT di.co,ltapod
tnionintA and produce parayztu. effect III
some adnFtets. SO it Eas AuprrchsrI
Aavc only to add that tho facsA hero detailed
nrc, presume. substantially within To kn,wi-
edge Of several hundred pe:toaR, eums Ut whum
tnhy now tic moved tn apeak on tic rIhl:-..
III will not /" forgotten that the reso3u!on. .. t!e
Democratic National Cnnyrstlon III Et.icas, n tile
innnsl foowins wen. far In tic direction su1ira:..
, 1875-12-06
Another Re.ntnisconce or mr.. Wilson.

We glye, OH tho authority OF 1Ir. F. n. Car
pente!, notable story Ut Henry Wilson that
has nayer yet besu published: The evening
ho called On Mr. Sumter, and said, "Sum. .
nor, can you lend mo q huuaEa4 dol'ars2
I have not Rot mouey enough to 10
inAuxuratad on." MT. Sumner replied: *Gcf-
not have been Abla to hu!p y0n; but can al-
Ways leud frieud hundred dollars" liz than
gave Air, Wilson check for the anonns, sna
After tho latter had retired, Mr. summer, turning
10 Lit. Carpenter, remarked: ''TleEa IL Al
incident worth 1emsubetinK-Bu QUO ~
could never hAvo occurred in any country but
our QYn,"
, 1875-12-06
OPTICIANS.
j JANIliS w. QUEEN a. CO.,

OPTICIANS,
O21 (hr.iuul.st.. Gut ltrandaMy,
lhiialci E,4. New aoss.
Syxet.yIs., E.s tl1.scs, epy 0lasses. Telescopes,
nnra 1uI E1vlI u44sts, Htersoscopex and Vlexs.
MtcrpacoIv. u Ill grades, Mathematical. drawing,
aud Surveying 1nat1ueIts ant Materials VI al lu-
seripliuns. ..,.....-
, 1875-12-06

of tho Governors Of tho f;tatcs. including
Calumet anl 1itiayeptf1, and numerous Sui ern-
ten1ents nf lHnktc aRylun,a throughout tho
ennntEy, H!lo Is BoHctlmeA worry o3cnAbls and
very har11 to control. shc like many otl4ors. is
A yierlM or THE nREAr fN1cArO FIRE,
harlng received a Besero mental nIlock, fr0m
fright, Also from foh.ea -1:talnrd by thu cnnt}.
grafton, and from + wound upon tho hea'1,
received accidentally At that TINS. This rattons
il improving. bho Its been in the Hospital ai1
fnnnthFt mud from taving maniac Aoa become
quito contsolAtlc.
WOMAN wito 1AlKH WITH THE nrrir..
Another pat!cnt Ia tho suhIcct of religious
nnlancola. She Ia convinced that tho ie.il IN
tospptstiona and snsyoastons; and rho tn n4o
troubled with lsmea that ntnrt ii her stomach
and got into her henl and ret her brain fire.
fhn also has tho tlel1lson TINT her tnosi IL poi
compos llor 70 eat and Blo rouii undoubtedly
athrvn Eersc'f II not fed. This Ia Ill Old cA3e,
aud altnost hopolcss.
An xLEc7n1c FEMALE.
Another patient IL n'so a fcElate,. and IN
troubled with electricity. s3hc scoa It coming
through imaginary l1oics IN tho wallr. through
tho ceiling and c1cytccH in lilo loos, a, il gives
hor great dent of trouble, to 1iich all o1teut
t!t.t sho in ut times quito nnmanagcabie.
with lie t,nariusfy electricity. AID sls rna,io
yio!ont assaufs upon ono of tho Good Sisters,
anl probably wonId soon have ended her e!Iar,-
table AMI nsefu! career but for tho Interpolation
An rr,,.rrrtc r1sr
Tho next cano In that Of yo,,ur Girl. Il rear,
Of sse, n ss,i 1ut interesting one. Sic Ia Of
yory mild and rontfo disuotlto,t. md aynna,hy
Ia aroused for hcr Al oncs. an mo in hrourit IL
co,tact viii i,rr I1nr l,,a.nrv T IN sorrnwf3i w md
el,ort. Bto ia lin yict!m uf eni,enny, eunor;t-
5uccii by t,Io ,na'trestrncnt Ind i,fn,olity Of n
drunken mother. whn roudorctf tbe ehflI'a l,fo
wrctcled during l.er carly years. By the mort
ral mother tiualy ou,lcd her career by
cu1T1;t, i'm 1InoAr
, 1875-12-06
OUR NERVES.,
A Few NOtnhlc Cnscs in st.
.toscpll's Hospital.
Results Of Devotion to the sewing-Ma-
chine and 1roning.Table,
An Electrical Woman, and Another Who
Talks with the Devil,



. Tn s,S tho North sl'l'' on the corner Of Du''ng
hri,1 at,,,ct,,o ,.o. a.as;s. a. ,. -. =,
@ nl,eH n''us.'so' .h'u" A'oI'ea hn.i pA"e''ens '9
heleAs. IL IL building taat mas been ueacs'bed
in theao columns, and Ia occupied by Tt. Joaeph's
toutatious charities tn The city. md ~ s,,ob
a,''', s"%''''o' s''. T.. - -" NV" NV.
",un"ss ai,o ''a's "plf0''A''' '' '''' '"''s5.
gisors OF Chicago.
lilo institution Ia In chbrRn Of tho Ristcrs Of
Charity Of tho Society 1T. Vincent do Paul
,xh, tsun. .t., f,roa n cs,i,, f,r tl,o si,t .,,
,,otn,os. ,sa.1,.n,I,,dad THAI r,i,.,nr ~ o.r.h
,''.".a' 'a' 1,i.,u 49, .D,na ,t". ~. sa' ~
tho ehas.enel Of tho Great hfau.or abo,o hoping
for their reward In tho hereafter. tho great
,vo,d IN comc.
~. +. ,..ss, T., a.. ,..,.,,.t.,.,4,
TntnCSr reporter yesterday. wf1o, in making
tour through tho hospital, found that II 10 also
nllyate agyjum for tic curato insauc, and
snocn,,v ~ r,,t,o NJ The tro,+no,, ~ ,o,,o,,x
aI.a..n. a.. .s,sa, ;,,,o,eat,.' -. ,s.,.,. '.
u',sas''' wv .'''ns ~, 'a'e.oN41s u "nAen "oso
taken note OF. Iho upper tloor is used for
operating rooms, clinical tectutoB. and Insane
vardB,
.atns,or-
"'on.' .,,,.,,,
In ono OF these tooms was tho pistablo wreck
OF man. IL yeara OF ago. lIo "as suffering
from partial tnduraton. or hardening OF tue
brain fo,Iowino n lnmorrbapn of TIM brain
.,;,, oo,,..a, .h,,t f,,~.,n, ,,,,h -. =:
wsn occ'.reu H., aoous 4ouf eooa ,'o,'tno ago III
"htorloo, "is., where the man had held ro-
Hponsiblo position. Tho result Of tho iudutation
il paralyzatiou Of tho on,irc left eide, tongue,
nni l,ns with complete los,, Of lilo faculty Of
sncoch 1snh,s;a, with con,rsc,,on ~ LIN NM.
E $780, .IA"h ,1es..;,,. "s.a ,sa' ~ AZ s..o naa'
c'cs of tho estrenit'ea' drawing up tho arm,
Ia,tl, and foot, aud placing them in turned and
dcfornod position.
Tho intolJoct ~ tn;a ,,.r, ina x..,,,,st ,,r,,,
.,.t.a., ,''.. "a ''' - 1'' '1'']1e1 "'''''
P@''e"' p"s
THE EMOTIONS
nro very e1citablo.-to Hnch an oxtens that tho
patient would cry when spoken to. Hc also had
,.rcat difficulty in swallowing martial parstyaa
-, ~. ,,s,a. a..,..iue .,ra ,..,,,.,1. 49,.
y, tAo H"seie' u ues'u"',oa "'7o nA''us Essen
place. at times, n!ao, no becomes exceedingly
irritable. presenting altogether ptiabls and
tieplorable stglt, although = not altogether
homeless casc. a. within tho past two wooks
~ w.. s s.";,,o ~ T.. ~" a.,,.s' as ~
u al7 seelaenso ~ .'e nosp""l no Aa"
80 Tar recovered as TO he Rblo to control par-
$t,11 nF ~,
, 1875-12-06
-, you used to be Democrat before tho


"Yes, and ! am ono nov" responded.
"Thate right" l,e ssid, rubbing hia hsnfs.
"Come with mo; hayo something to tell you.
We arc not falling 1t to orofybody.,,onlJ TO tow
to hogiu wita-whom we ca, trust" .-....
Wo walked apart, aud ho deliberately gavo mo
tho man fentt.reA OF tho Infamous conspiracy
TINT he WAS arsistinK to ofgsnlzo. Its object
whs ITO Less than the ASSASSINATION of l'rnsitant
Lincoln lis detA,la were to bo arranged With
au ego 10 resula which lie thougAs certain to In
opd Of tho W'Ar.. Tho plot waa to DO com'nunl-
Gated to tho loading Democrats Of the North,
aud they woEe to Assist iu making the orKauizk-
ilun pof&eee. Tho plsns wefo to be secretly and
quietly maturea, aud the fatal blow wAa to bo
struck ou the night before election. This, it
wns anticipated, would prodaco thu ntmoat con-
sternat,ou throughout the NORTH. Tho news OF
tho Presidents assassination reaching the people
Oh tho moruing OF elootlon thousands OF lta.
publicans would fall or refuse to ,oto their
Of the electors, would be. 1t was not
thought nossble, sndss thasa eiscun,-
staEcos. that tho Republican electoral tckut
could 10 chosen. Tie party would ps utterly
de1nuralszed; without tune ox opportunity to
consult. aud bewlldesel by their uoyel aud dis
10 great falAng Oh Of their yotsa ~ to give all
tho "cloao" htatus to tho Democrats. Tito
election OF Democratic psasldant would thus
DO tnado certain. with 3 consequent cossAt'on OF
hostllitla* and = treaty OF peaes loswosn tho
North aud tbs Houth. which would esentually ta'
sure the Independence OF the latter" lilo to-
i4hod hia revelation by a4kllK mo whAt
thought OF tho plot. Eupprcss1K my tldl41&"
ton, told him that It appsa1od lniptActeanla
th&t leading Democrats could nut W Induced 10
join In it, sud thAt socsacY MAJ almost lllpo#si-
blu. {le differed with np assuring me shAt The
cpnspiI aoy had already met with great favor
from uAuy (whom he did not nsme), and added
that /, Of oou5ss, would nos mention it On ''tho
, 1875-12-06

4 Sclaool-t:iri in Hamilton, o., Drosvna
kacrHUlf.


Cincinnati Gazrtte. Dtr.4
Tho ncfghboring city OF Hamilton wns startled
last evening by q rurnor that MjEa Miraln II.
uanford, daughter Of tho 1,ey. Thomas ffsn-
ford, pastor OF the First Baptist Church, o: that
place, had committed suicide. Tho young lady
Was hut Is years Of age. bright mud intelligent
pupil Of tho public scllootn. and rna tue general
favorlte OF her schoolmato8.
Tho first fAeimatlon any persnn obtained 0f tho
calamity nuH from a notG left about dark last
evening at the grocery oi a. Smith i Son, on
High street. ncar tho Office, directed to hos
father. She wl4 last soon aiivc about q O'Clock.
going north OH Third street, probably directly
after the delivery Of tho letter At tho grocoEy.
The letter was aoon afterward delivered to her
fnther, who livcn on tho corner VI Front and
ltosH streets, First Ward. 1t was dated IIa.n,i-
ton, O., Dec. !, 1915, and addressed to Dear
To, Ma. aud Sister," After informing them that
she had beou mcd.tatine suicide during tllo rast
two woekA it went NJ to say that il Seemed to
her as It sho was it, every pcrson's way that
tue only means uf getting out appeared
to he BY suicide; and Hhe Ind, thero-
fore concluded TO isowu horsott tl!as evening
upon that course. Sho hoped that the act would
not causo her parents to foul sorry, and cluHed
bY requesting TINT no inquest bo held oyor her
body. The noto boEo her signature in
stltutod ylgilans search and tligent inquiry.
From A1tas 1.izzio PAUL d Hcloolmate of Miriam,
thoS learned tint during the noon rocsBs ycstur-
day III school. Miriam had wrltton flro letters.
saying that ono Of thcm was intondod for hor,
rut would not bo glyon her unoss somo certain
thing should happen
Tho following IL cory Of tho letter nd1rorB-
cd to Miss Paul. couched III tho simple la,lsnagn
Of schoolgirl breathing n hchoo|-glFl'a atacsl-
mont, but nono Of tho hosror OF death, common
to children especially:
lIAM1Lros, Dec 3-To Sai!ie: am going to tell
you aumehlilg. it II that mn going 10 dEorn my
aof n tho deep water, know not wlscrc: II Is m
n"fu! th'nxlthas toll yo hnt u true. pcas" ss-
emose n n mo "a r. ifeha u, ah ne.a ,t ofttnkes Jna
yor ;,.m ~ oa' ''s ~ A'ee' Haa'N 'A@'
,a.Hu ,r,.,u, l.1".:s.
heI "a'x up thi!a atfeot nAsutaliy sugRehtoa
.aat aao nAu eono olthos soHasa tnn uyaIsullo OF
s.te aesotIo" anu saatc! III iAose altec;lona Was
',saas,, uss n'tuu "Ao poaaus anu po'sn, niu t.lo
eht t. t"eEJ "t.. ~. ,, ' a".e' ~
, 1875-01-22

The somewhat gushing resolution In which
the 1lliuois Farmers Association Expressed iss
approval of tho "platn, neat and nnostonta-
tious closhes which hr. and Mrs. pIyKntpog
wore a. the reception they gayo the Grange
deiogatsa MARKS new era in the history OF pf1-
cial receptions, aud opens q new field for the
fayorlto American pastlus Of "reaolutlng."
Whou KA1AaAuA, King Of tue Caa--kannakas,
pays biz next visit to this country, his passage
viii doubtless b marked BY the publication Of
this SORT OF thing:
Re,$!r<d, That We, KllAKAuAI I. and His Na}esty's
eite hsnEty appzoye 0f tue nast black Ianta by
ltis E1r0ery tho freaiaht Of tbs United 6satea as
tho reception given u AAt evening, aud that fsco.
ncndtht tailor who ads thsn4 to the patronage of all
geuts.
Or:
Resolved, That tho simple and unostentatous wig
worn by ths Mayor OF Chicago yestssdsy svonn9 ae-
tnAnds our admiration.
Now that the ldea haa bseu suggested. tbs
present civic pride Of Chicago might telegraph
tho "Kny Of the Oan-Bandwleh 1slAnd4" for
certificate to the correctness Of hls grammar
and tho purity Of his literary style.
Ths farmers handsome indotssuons ot tho
way In which Gov. BkvEH1pox and his Wits
dreas ought to bs Of substantial rAlus 10 tho
0overnot'A tailor md blu wits's dsessuakst.
Thssa sss4.spsoplt sAss4 ks 4a1s thAaatta.