The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-11-11
PENNSYLVANIA DElTSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY scMNITzLER.
puNNnR,spARR RRIcK, NOV. der o., Us.

we'll os won mer's gea date we noch feel
onnery, os ich now for n gonses yohr
my maui hetta muss fun weaga politics
we'll mer ON end net vase we g gate for
President OF course ich bin now aw N
Office hunter un bin drufous mich ufder
grose howfa shaffa. Ich war ais n shteif-
er Republicang' west, aver es is mer fore
kumma os de office tzu feel shtala data,
un os mer's shuldick is tzum lond os mer
Sc amohl nous dut un onnery nj vota.
Aver ich war mistaken. Now muss mer
recht feel shtala for popular 81, un w@r
net shtaled cons gor net kumma form
Office. Sellerweag is es anyhow decide
warra doh in Pennsylvania, un iverall
sunsht except in Stark county, Ohio,
ON very neagshta dtwg noch der 'lec-
ton heb iCh g'sana os ich N mistake
g'maucht hob-os es gor nimmy letz is
wann mer shtaled, un os de greshty deeb
ON beshta runna, un ich hob der Fanny
aw g'sawt os ich besser gea widder
tzurick in de Republican party. Sell war
Sc aver net agreed, un Sc behawpt mer
muss dertzu shticka un net uf gevva.
Aver ich hob my mind uf g'maucht for
my eagner weag tzu nemma, un bingrawd
amohl nuf tzum Bensh Dingrich, for ar
is n gooter Republican, un hob gedu os
wann ich orrick fro w@r os de Republi-
cans widder g'wunna hen. Ar hut rich
aw geguckt un gedu os wann ar mer net
glawwa date, aver ich hob n convinced
os ich aw for der Hartranft g'vota hob
os ich yusht nj gonga bin for de demo-
krawta wennich foola, un for de Fanny
satisfya, un sellerweag hob ich m tzu-
letsht aw g'satisfed. .' ~ '|''
Well, d'no hen mer amohl proposed
for n grossy republican celebration uf
krega, un shtorky resolutions adopta in
favor fun Grant form 8 neagsht yohr
widder nj 'lecta. Der Bensh hut pro-
posed os ich de resolutions shriva setun
os ar der President fun der meeting 81
set, un sell date uns all tzwea prominent
maucha, un d'no Wann der Grant wilder
elect is war ar entitled tzu der Posht
Office doh uf IN barrick un ich kent fer
leicht cashier appoint werra in de shtate
Treasury, un wann ich sell secura con,
don look out for grandes neies house-roat
un pawr gooty match geil un meier
seidner dress for de Fanny. 4 .t.
We ich hame kumma bin un hob der
Fanny g'sawt os mer i'm sin hetta SON
qualification meeting uf krega, TN der
Grant widder runna, don hut Sc rner my
calculation aver entirely um g'shmissa,
un we shun anlohl g'sawt, ich bin now
so orrick ferhuttled os amohl, Un we
denksht os Sc sell gedu hut? FL
yusht NIT de figgers. Sc hut
g'sawt ich set mer now net unnersht@ os
ich so n norr fun mer selwer mauch os
ich now widder tzurick gea in de repub-
lican party, un init de figger hut Sc un-
ner numma tzu proofa os de demokrawta
der President 'lecta 8 neagsht yohr, un
wass mich now boddert is os mer g sell
wer so fore kummt, un now bin ich any
how tzu der conclusion kumma nix NIT
seller Grant qualification meeting tzu du
haWa.
Aver now, we denksht o's de Fanny
des ding GUS g'sifert hut os de demokraw-
ia de besht chance hen? Doh sin der
Fanny era fggers:
WEIGH era g'sawt hob os der Grant
now widder nj kummt we'll ar Ohio un
Pennsylvania g'wunna hut, don hut de
Fanny mich g'froked we g is NIT Nei
Yorrick un Mississippi shtates? DINO is
Sc amohl draw GUS sifera-ich hob der
pencil gnumma un Sc hut mer g'sawt ich
set now all de shtates wo republican gon-
ga sin on der letsht lection uf ca side du
un all de demokrawtishe uf de onner, un
aw on yeader shtate de tiggers onna mar
ricka we feel vote, os ar hut for President,
Well, dino hut de Fanny gsawt ich set
amohl Maine hummer du un dno all de
Yankee shtates except Connecticut dino
de Jarsey, un Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illi-
nois, Michigan, lowe, Minnesota, Kansas,
Nebraska, Nevada, Louisiana un South
Carolina. Now secht de Fanny duamohl
de demokrawtishe shtates, onna shriva
NIT de fggers, un doh sin Sc Connecti-
cut, Nei Yorrick, California, Oregon, In
diana, Delaware, Maryland, Virgini, West
Virginia, Nord Carolina, Florida, Alabama
Georgia, Mississippi, Texas, Arkansas,
Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee un Wis
consin.
Aver, secht de Fanny, Ohio, Pennsyl-
vania, New Hampshire, New Jersey un
Louisiana sin net sure for de republicans,
aver suppose mer lusst Sc yusht we Sc
sin according tzu der lesht lection un
tzaled Sc all seller weag-now add amohl
de fggers tZomma un COOK we's rous
kummt. Un so 'gwiss ich l@b de demo-
krawta hen de majority. Ich hob g dri
mohl iVver calculate, un IS is selly Mis-,
sissippi lection, un selly i'm grossa Shtate
Nei Yorrick huts gedu, un now sidder os
Mississippi uf de demokrawttish side is,
gate Louisiana g neagsht yohr der same
weag, Of course ich hob uf gevva missa
os de Fanny recht hut, un os de demo-
krawta de besht chance hen for der
President electa g neagshtyuhr
Aver wass con ich now du NIT IN
Bensh Dingfich Het ich yusht- my
maui g'halta, un grawd uf g'shtonna for
de demOkrawta we ich hob fore Ger lee
ton, don wer ich all right. ,Ich hob Ii
notion for widder aw rufa beim Bensh.
un du os wahn ich cen yusht foola het
wella. Wann ich yusht fur sure wish we
g gea date s neagsht yohr don wist ich
aw uf welly side os ich my shtand nem-
ma set. According tzu de lection fggers
we gsawt, kumma de republicans ON
kortza end rous for President, un ich
glaWb by chunks ich mem der Fanny era
roat un shtickt tzu de demokrawta, for
sell is anyhow der recht weag-wann
mer right is, don go ahead we der julius
Seeser ais g'saWt hut. -,
Mer hen orrick shea wetter slleweil,
un ON neagshta Dinshdawg owet wella
mer unser meeting halta for de grose
Dunnersbarricker sing shool un debating
society organise, un sunsht hen mer kea
news alleWeil except os mer all g'sund
sin except SO feel lett de drunna sin nit
I'm difes fever, un de kinner hen sheer
all de meesles un blo-hoeshta. . lIl.tJ |
SAMMY SCHNITzLER,