The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-01-22

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u,l,es night. anil II startled tore 4
se,ee inIe,taed h.t that he had ssel.
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r,me up
A l,te,kIor. man dreamed recently
,Aa, III. aun, Va. dead. and the drram
proved true. Ile tried ,ha, same Cams
with lir me,h,r-in-law. hut !, didt
wutk worth q tent.
No me should hs satisfied who 10 nos
daily adding 10 his storss q knowledge.
and al the pamc time increasing hN
faculty III using what hc has
A New Hampshire family la used
ono steve for .wsnty.ciThs years, while
Detroit nan has kicked three 70
pieces within ,ear Some men, A.
soon NJ they get little down hearted,
10 f.r the cook -stove right away.
"Thou raines, In this bosom" rs tho
chap said when a basin of water was
thrown o,er him By tho lady he was
scrcnading.
II ina p,iful sight 10 SEQ The house
az gpt ~, of bed those mornings aud
hang around tho cook stove 10 warm
his heels.
A Boston journal innocent, remarks
TINT there Is mn mir Of imrrobability
abou. the Chicago Posts story Il -
woman who was eaten W BY grasshop.
prrs. Some u these Boston papers
would Jonb. tho ycracisy d Mr. Gul.
liver himself,
II 4 man does not make new acquaint.
.nces through life, he will soon find
himself lett ss... 4 man should kc.r
bis friendship in constant ..tajr.
An lrishman. attending Quaker
meeting. heard young nan make tic
following announcement: "ljrc,hrci
and sisters, ! nm going - marry b
daughter d tho Lord You are,
said Pat. AN II 10 long time afor'
yo'll sec your fateer in-law."
"llaye ynu Geldslnith's t;resce.
was asked Of tito clerk 10 o store IN
which books aud various misccllancou.
articles were apld NO" said tie
clcrk rcneetively, I'VE haven't God
smiths Greece; but W have some
splendid hair OIL =
A Milwaukee reporter puts IN Biz
fighting hat, writes this. aud titeo
walks the street will, a chip On hio
shoulder: 1T ii mot our ,ault that w
arc rcd-headed. and tho next time ono
of thoSc o,ergrown rural ROSTERS. In q
ballroom reaches down for our head
and suggests that somc fellow had lest
ros. bud out Of bis buttcn-hole, there
will 10 trouble. =
Ile that giyos good advice BULLS
with one hand, he that gives good coun.
eli aud bad example. builds with ono
hand and pulls down with tho other
Bacon.
Now then,' saii physician cheer.
ily. % . patient. lyon have got along
far enough % indulge in little animal
food. and No. you don't doctor, =
interrupted the patient; I've suffered
enough on your g'ucl and slops. and
IN ssaryc sooner than begin on hay
and oats. !"
An Illinois debater had 'cm" when
DO arose aud said 'Yss, gentleman Wa.
terloo was the bigges. kind Of fight,
but Washington whipped EN- like =
wink!"
"Papa. are you growing taller al
tho timer No, my child; Why do you
ask" Cause tho top Of your head Il
poking through your hair"
Il was = printer who pcrpctrated
this double barrollcd. brccch- loading.
pun-conundrum: Why an old mans
farm In Texas like thu focus II 1 sun
glass! Because IT, place where tho
sons raise meat.
4 covington man didd and they put
him On leo, but hs swoke ii the nisbt
and yelled out: why don't YOU nut