The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1875-05-28
In Search of a Good Room.


Mr.. John Higgins, of Sucker Flat,
California, says the st. Louis Republi-
can, paid visit to San Francisco re-
Gently, and created a sensation. He
strolled into a hotel, laid down his car
piece down before the clerk. and said
he wanted "good room" The clerk,
as hotel clerks generally do in the case
of a man whose style is far from loud,
gave Mr.. John Higgins a room beneath
the mansard, and put the wayfarer in
charge of a bell-boy. The be1-bOy
conducted Mr.. Higgins to the elevator
and left him. The boy who ran the
elevator was absent, and the gentleman
from Sucker Flat, thinking he had
reached his room, began to Undress.
When the elevator boy came back, Mr..
Higgins was wearing a pair of drawers,
and abused the boy for coming IN with
out knocking. Some ladies were COM
ing, and the boy, in terror, started the
machine. The moment the elevator
shot upward Higgins began bounding
about like a royal Bengal tiger In his
first cage. The boy was frightened
Yearly into spasms. Finally the eleva-
tor reached the roof, and Higgins made
a spring for liberty, landing with yell
among a group of chambermalds. They
fed and filed the corridors with sounds
of terror, while Higgins bounded from
hall to hall, evidently meaning to never
stop until he had reached Sucker Flat
again, The walters to the hotel were
summoned to the rescue, and Higgins
was captured after desperate struggle,
confined to his room and his clothes
thrown into him. He finally compre-
hended the situation, but wouldn't get
into the elevator again. There hadn't
been such an excitement in that San
Francisco hotel, they say, since the last
earthquake.
This same Higgins once resided In
Memphis, and was noted for his freaks
of fun and folly while under the infu-
ence." In the service of a gentleman
residing in the suburbs, he forgot his
situation and surroundings on one occa-
sion, and in the airy costume OF the
father of our race insisted upon an
entree to the parlOr, which cleaned the
house amid roars of laughter. He haS
a penchant for looseness in dress, anC
whenever fuddled became utterly Obllv'
iOus of what strong minded women cal
sexhood. He knew no difference. His
righteousness at such times made hin
the terror of the household, and although
a good servant, the family, after endur
ing him for years, was obliged to par
with him. Higgins will be Higgins
still.
"A chimney. sweep, hearing it was
proposed to have separate street carr
for women, said he didn't see any neeC
of it, he'd no objection to riding IN the
same car with women,
DIR. WALKER tried various extracts
from herbs and roots, without benefit
He noticed, however, that ALcOhOt, thai
baue of the human race, was used II
their preparation, and he determined tC
exclude the poison entirely from hi
own practice, so that the sin of making
men drunkards, while pretending tx
cure them, should never lie at his door
The Almighty blessed his experiments
and in the Vinegar Bitters he has pro
duced a pure, notwithstanding agent
which banlshes disease in every form, re
| invigorates the system, and restore
| strength to the feeblest sufferer. Their
is no part of life's citadel where the en-
envy can make a Judgment, that the Vim
! egar Bitters will not find him, and pu
| him to the rOut. Il7lpuTjty OF blood
is the parent of disease; the liver, tn
stomach, the lungs, the nerves, ever
vital organ is affected primarily, trol
this cause, and in this direction the Win
egar Bitters acts with magical influence
Thanks 'sFrOm the Depths of the Heart
WELLINGTON, Lorain Co., O., Aug. "a, 1871
DIR. r. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, \. Y:
Dear lSi7-YOur medicines, Golden Medicf
! Discovery, DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy nav
proved of the greatest service to me 81
months ago no one though that could pOsS
bIv live long. l had a complication OF die
eases,-scrofula; manifesting itself IN eruE
tiOns and great blOtches on my head ina
made such sores that I could not have my hal
combed without causing me must suffering
| also causing swollen glands, tOnslls enlarged
| enlarged or thick neck" and large and M
| merOus boils. l also suffered from a terrlOI
/ Chronic Catarrh, and in fact was so disease
that life was a burden to me- had tired man
doctors with no benefit. finally procured one
half dozen bottles of your Golden Meolcs
| Discovery and one dozen Sage Catarrh Ieme
DIV and commenced their use. At hrst wa
badly discouraged, but after taking four bottle
Of the Discovery I began to improve, an
| when had taken the remaining was 7rei
| In addition to the use Of Discovery appHe
| a solution OF Iodine to the Goltrs or tho
| neck, as you advise in pamphlet wrapping an
it entirely disappeared: Your discovery
certainly the most wonderful blood medlcln
| ever invented. I thank GOO and you, from tn
depths of my heart, for the great good 1t ha
done me Very gratefully,
Mrs. /. CHAFFEE.
Most medicines which are advertised
blood purifiers and liver medicines contal
| either mercury, in some form, or potassium
and Iodine variously combined. All Of thef
agents have strong tendency to break dow
the blood cOrpuscles aud debilitate and Othe
wise permanently injure the human system
and should therefore be discarded. d
| Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, on Il
| other hand being composed Of the fluid g.
| tracts of native plants, barks and roots VI
| in no case produce injury, its enects DER
strengthening and curative only. SarsaparlIi
which used to enjoy quite a reputation as
| blood purifier, is a remedy OF thirty years az
and may well give place as 1t Is DONG 70 u
more positive and valuable YegetsDle aIIeT'
| tives which la'er medical InVestlSatlOn an
discovery has brought to light. In ScrOIu
or Kings Evil. White SWelllng' ulcers II
/ sipelas, Swelled Neck, Goltre, ScroIuIous' n
Examinations, IndOlent Inflammation meTCl
rial affections. Old Sores, Eruptions OF the Ok
| aud Sore Eyes as in 81 other Dloou olseaS'
DR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery ID
shown its great remedial powers, curing Il
! most obstinate and intraetabie cases SOFA
! alt dealers in medicines
UNUSUAL GUARANTEE Col j. i. toste
manager of the Texas Real Estate ana 60
Drawing, makes this unusual and most hber
| proposition to purchasers OF tickets: Depos
yDJfr money IN any first class bank 'rh8re 20
iire take their certificate Of depoSlt, e7'dol,S'
/ 7~ifh these erqcf 7r0J-dS - Payable only whe
Foster Texas Drawing takes place. Ser
| the certificate instead OF money! and tlcke