Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1875-04-24
OUR SPICE. BOX.

Owed to 'pring-fIrsh 'iolcts.
A heavy bu,iness-iinpor,ing elephants.
Ague without fever is no great shakes.
The worth Of won,an-doublr, . man.
Garlic eaters are not crowded in street cars.
wha, i. tho Spiri,ualis.s paper, (W)raP.
ying Bapcn
The floor step is often the first in life taken
BY hule wait.
Thu farmers sures, specula,ions will be in
stock and ploIgh.shares.
Questions 81 the day-one or iwo' z,
or C.! able or ib- ! u in or u OUT
II there is anything on earth that beats four
aces it is kind amt amlable wife.
"Send me n letter of true inwardness or
paroxisnai ki.s"-writes n gushing lover.
Many men are blessed with the mos, un.
xonlr,son sense, aud do not seem to know II.
And s,si he .p~llcd an'l still the wonder grew
That one small head could carry all he knew.
Why i. The capitol Of Turkey like whim.
seal patient, Because il, cens,an, to nc pill.
Il 10 easier Ia bear up under our misfor,unes
,hnn To survive the comments Of our fiisnds
ON them.
s., Lo, is la. ten thousand dogs. The ma
,ix~s wrnr sec,ion Of S"vepipe on each leg
during the nad dog season.
A. lul. man observed that he hal swo
nrgntine qualities: he ue ser lay long in bed
md Fever wanted a great coat
Detroit Txe Pres: A Port Jervis mrn
,tiercd his house for s., but no one won j
buy. ]. was floating down the river Oh the
ice.
How true. as DR.. johnson says, that "every
man e,miravors with his utmost care to hide
his poverty from others aud his idlcness from
himself
Arcadian: We read q good deal in the
paper. uf stylish turns us in Washington.
Buffers turnout, though not stylish, has been
much admired.
When Dctroitrr was asked the other day
by Traveller IL tr had ever ;icen "a. Bfos.k.
lyn he ha,,cn-o tn reply: do look like one
Of that soTt Of men, err
The Providence Pres says il never heard
in funeral Grafton or sermon. AMI seldom in
private conversation, that a man with $i0OUU
income hud gone To hell.
A Chicago man thinks iha, the worst spell =
ought 10 get the dictionary, and the vii !
shoald have a wreath # sorsel, or some other
garden sa.s, like them Greeks.
Il tlea'i care 30 n,uch about the bugs, sad
WaHalry, Ia ,l,x head VI = geni-el bnxr'iiny
house "bpi tir Gact u. uaadani, | haven't the
bIood ~ spuTe; you see ,ha, yourself"
The average Gerl,. of Crn,sai a iri.a, NOW
points to. Stanlry AMI his bsnd Of explored.
AMI paihrt,cally rea.iuds lis grand chiidr-r
that it is what they NAY expect one day Z,
come IT,.
Bos,on Transcript: During ,l,fir forty year,
of wandering IN the desert, the cioih-s Of til,
lsrarlires did INT wear Oui aud usore tina,
one tailor hetealout, thinks thai sO,las s,isila
lhenomenOa eau alone account for the dull
ness Of trade IN S'rih line.
A quiet. peaceablc gentleman in Ehiladcl
phia has recently giNrn M business, ,rn, la
family into the country, and calu,y nnnouce
his determination Of dcvoiiug the rcmail,de
Ut his lie to discovering the man who SCI,
him . pawn: s,vne by express, with 81
charges VII
A Rso0klyn lady. Vhose husband has nj
unpleasant habit Uf raiiing at her, has hi
upon tho plan oc calling in her servan win
he begins 10 let cut ms temper, and th-i
turning to him and saying swee,'y: "No~, M
dear, please 20 On " it'll your remarks IL,
doesn't - on, ut least hot rs I've bryan.
The folly If inac,ing French phrases on
country r~I,s.&r WAS demonstrated tn