The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-08-20
EvE-ANaELrcAL CORNER.

Tt costs the Sultan of Turkey SIC, ,0O0, 900
to support his 800 wives.
| Spotted Tails daughters have learned to
use the sewing machine for making mocca-
sins. .
The next annual session of 'sthe Woman's
Congress" will be held in Syracuse, N, Y,
in October. @
Handkerchief flirtations, to be successful,
must have a fool on either side of the street
to make the motions.
James Gordon Bennett says he'll never
marry woman who can hold eight hair
pins and comb in her mouth and keep
| right on talking
There is a calm and peaceful enjoyment
about well-fitting DRESS" says Emerson.
"that religion cannot give"
They now make fans with pocket in
the handle to hold a euchre deck. There
| is, indeed, no limit to genius.
The Blackfeet Indians cannot divorce
wife, but they can lead her out on the
prairie and club her to death.
"Furnish your own kerosene" says a
sign hung to the door of a Leavenworth
man who has four manageable daughters.
| A Nevada woman has pair Of gloves
and pair of shoes made from the hide of
| a Pawnee Indian, and she says she'll never
wear any other kind.
Jenny Lind dresses her hair in the same
style precisely as when she was in America
twenty-five years ago. She has two daugh-
ters, one Is and the other 20.
| Oh, green is forsaken,
| And yelow's forsworn,
| And blue is the sweetest
| Color that's worn!
If Brigham Young wore an additional
"weed" on his hat every time..he lost a
wife or mother-in-law, it is estimated his
hat would have to be twenty-seven feet
| high. ~
1t is suggestive fact that while we have
met number of girls who wished they
were boys we have never met single boy
who wished he were q girl.-Danbmry
Neaos.
A young lady was heard to remark the
other day: "With being tied around above
and tied around below, I haven't had
square sit-down since the introduction of
the new fashion,"
Mrs. Ann Eliza Young is at present sick
| = ID 4. H. L.
| 169 times this season, and prepared sub
scription book on Mormonism," which
will include the history of her life. She
will have new lecture, next season, on
"Utah as it Was and Is.''
A Titusville man got his mustache shaw
ed. Nothing strange about that. When
he went home his wife did not recognize
him, and took him for sewing machine
agent. At first he was disposed to keep up
the delusion, but after satisfying himself
that she did not know him he spoke-then
she came nearer, scanned the features and
said: " You tarnal fool, what have you
been doing to yourself? If I had shot
gun I'd blow you SO full of holes thar your
victuals would not do you any good"
When the New York journals talk here
after Of the inefficient manner IN which the
criminal law is administered in the West,
they should make special exception in
favor of Iowa. There is no trifing with
crime in that State, as Miss Ettie Green,
of Wyoming, has found to her cost. The
misguided young woman thought she could
walk into the First National Bank and
shoot twice at the teller with impunity;
but before the week was over she was
dragged before justice of the peace, tried
and convicted of carelessly using firearms
and compelled to pay fine of one dollar
In imposing the sentence the justice of the
peace very appropriately remarked that
such things could not be tolerated in a
civilized community.