The Morning herald., 1875-12-07
Barnum's Hippodrone /, no more.
The females are to waddle in Ulstsrs.

:, The females are to waddle in Ulsters.
Hand ball is usurping the place Of base
ball.
The Galt House, Louisville, has girls
for it, bell boys.
A commercial firm goes up when its
business goes down.
Californians are allowed off their taxes
81 for every tree planted and maintained
for 8 years.
Is tons Of manufactured gloves are ship
ped from Gloversville, Fulton County. N.
Y, weekly.
Kentucky next year is going very exten-
sivsly into the cultivation Of hemp. It is
to be hoped that it will all be used in thai
State.
The card engravers lose the patronage
Of good society this winter, as the>etiquette
now is to write wedding and party invita-.
tions by hand.
Probably one Of the most trying times in
a mans life is when he introduces his sec.
ond wife, II years old, to his daughter,
who is asst 20.
An Indian thinks himself fortunate
when he strikes trail; civilized man o.
the promenade feels obliged to apologiz.
for such an occurrence.
Beautiful wash-tubs. The Samoa girls
chew the root of the arva bush into pull
and then fernlent it. That makes whiskey.
Straight as shingle, too.
A deaf man has just subscribed $40,0OO
for railroad that is to run through hi
farm: He is tired Of having to go twent.
miles whenever be wants to walk On
track.
Specimens of grasshoppers hatched ou,
in Minnesota recently, look very fine,
Ind the prospect of luxuriant grass {
nepper crop in that State next year is very :
cheering.
"My young colored friend" said an
'rmy chaplain to a young negro, cal
you read :" "Yes, sab !" "Glad to hea, =
t." said the chaplain. "Shall give yo,. {
paper ?" Sartin, Massa, if you please" Z
Very good" continued the chaplain,
What paper would you choose, now I"
Well, massa," said the meditating ne, 70, u
'lfyou chews, I'll take paper of ter
,acker." I
Catskill girls are 50 irregular a their
conduct that the Recorder is moved to
ay Fewer Catskill girls gad the streets G
han in any other place on the river, and {,
here should be fewer yet. Girls get bad i
lame mighty "suddint when seen idine :
heir time on the public thoroughfares. !
Outdoor exercise is healthy, but winkinp B
It the lads isn't particularly SO; it is all y
ptical delusion, in fact. 3
The small boy sharpened his pencil and /
Vrote the adventures of the day. TIL.
iary was passed around, and we admired ''tt
he graphic description of sea life, ,couchec
sentences like these: "June l3-Ver y
Ruff: June l4-Ruffer to- lay. June II ,l
To-day we went 81 nots. 1t is still very (
uff. June l7-There was not very man, i
dinner to-day, and I liked the plums. J.
une 10 didn': keep diary yesterday a,
Ia said it was the plums. Ninety-iou, II
OTIS to-day. st
Jeferson's Ten Rules-Never put Of. y
what you can do to-day. Neve, =, \
:ouble anoth er for what you can do yeur. b,
IF. Never spend your money before yor W '
ave it. Never kuy what you don't wan b,
ecause its cheap. Pride costs more thai.
unger, thirst, and cold. We seldom re-
ent of having eaten too little. Nothing i. :, s
that we Dc willingly. How y y
luch pain the evils have cost US that Deve,
appened Take things always by the 10 10
nooth handle. When angry count ten -
sfars you speak ; if very angry count " '
andred.
Recently one Of our clergymen was in ,
e cars, engaged in pleasant chat with a he
lend, when he was repeatedly ANNOYED an tir
, drunken hummer III the seat in front. So
no persisted in attempting to participate sis Sc
the conversation. At last, wea.ied be- sp, sp,
md endurance. tile clergyman arose, and gu
rning the man SHARPLY away from him, M
id, "You are drunk, and I don't wish to L. L.
ar or see any more from you" The bum tl.'
er sank into silence for a moment, and All "j
en- once more turned, and, gazing re- =
at the clergyman, exclaimed,
as to be heard nearly the whole extent
the car by the passengers, whose atten-
IN had generally been directed that way,