The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-04-23

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.ai.a tassls retsnna ~As sesu. l.
lssr their ~ WIG. esvs sAs winter
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i s%#s.eh u sss en~ssd
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rl%ist, /" saii irAn ilsnts. eihs lar.
~. nske.sn hasinsM u The IT.. ,im.
I've haa~a le~ u h+s, high -
aaaare game
Msss Aaais Lake n ilamilsan, eall.
II "ee~eambsr. and her ssrsssd -.
thst his htr With. The History u
canada" and broke hss cellar hens.
There 10 man down n Hay Ridge
who lnaa he wife last week, but yes
woalda's knaw Il II IA were no. Tor ths
Grape collar around bio dcg's neck -
Bsocilyn Arsas
A man In Wyoming. Ohio, upon
opening bis chicken house ls,ely In The
morning. missed two birds, Lut then.
on the other hand no found Two 6neers
IN the trap. They have no. been called
Tor.
Susan II. Anthony wants Ia 6nd shs
author of the story which placed her
In IN improper attitude toward Thso.
lorc. and proposes 10 10 mcthsr-in-
Law ~ him In nll that the name Inn
pliss.
The most knowing woman In tho
world, if We may take her word fur il,
Ii Woodruff. She oug',, 10 DO named
Minerva.
III moment 1t enthusiasm llarnum
shouted 10 hi. CONCENTRATING Bridge
port friends: My friends, this h
proud moment Cor me, md ! feel ~ II
every ono VI you deserved = separate
cage. An before remarked, biz II biz.
A crusty bachelors objection ~ Ia
dies with beautiful tcotl, IL. that nino
out ofssn u lhcm would laugh NJ .
funeral
Philadelphia bfags q having tho
mos. cleanly scrvan. girls They Al.
ways hire with tho understanding that
the mistress II 10 10 the dirty work.
/ "llsuticr" and "cns.anct' spelled
oil Bloomington H.. dawn lately, e..
capt Mrs SAackelfvr,l.
Seven years IL tho ims counted for
shs construction II tho tunnel between
England sud France.
The Nsw llaven Register calls Pinch
= ~aif On tho ~ sing stream. Thought
ho waA \ mu.as.o.
"Who asked II yer wsnt.d any
thing" said Lowell pc,ldlcr .oa lady
who said that ahs did not. NJ soon ~
shc opened the door. Mind ycr peox-
ness. aud don't refuse ~ buy ill you
arc asked"
II am q going where don. have
10 cook beans was tho farewell cen
,cnce u IN Ohio woman Who loft this
vale Of tears few days since.
II must bs unpleasant for 4 stuttcr-
ing man In Berlin 10 hail a slrset-cur,
because lhero they call street ear !
pfsrds sissnbahnwagen. for short.
Vice President Wilson ID In troublo
through his frss conversations with -.
portsrs. llis criticisms u Grant havs
brought npon hin, The ansthsmss d
The "organ. and the President he's
snubbsd him IN : msrcilsss manner.
wilson's only salvation d TO rctract
and "stsnd BY tho President. =
why. oas souId hardly recognise
the old posm Of
III Ind donkey what wonldnt 70,
Do you thing ID w0ilop hims Oh. no. no.
I'D give him some wu,s. and cry, 'Ocs
| WI.
Gee hup. Neddy''"
In this elegant version u 1T
II had NJ animal aversc 10 speed.
DO yol think ID cl,aslisc himf no, In.
/ dCcd.
! would give him some oats. and observe,
proceed
uo on, Edward
There II said 10 DO . man In Troy.
N. T.. nin%ty-thrse years u sgc, who
hss been married nix times. just think
Of man under the regime u six moth
srs-in-law! hut. d course. at least
6ys---the last Hye-of that mats wives
wcre orphans