The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-12-09
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

The late Granu jury uone WoIA'
Leap year parties will soon bloom.
The spelling" mania has opened in
Eaton.
The suicide market has an upward
tendency.
Sunday schools are filling up brave
ly for the holidays.
A few more of them "rag babies,"
if you please.
Where's that "boy" with the side
whiskers?
The Town Clock can be heard strike
four and a half miles.
Hard money means hard times
they are coming.
Hog cholera is oil the decline and
farmers feel better.
Old maids are fond of pairs, but
cannot endure any reference to dates.
We heard some Que ON Saturday,
Sunday or Monday, remsrk that it
was damp"
Wedding Journeys a.e, according
to the latest fashionable intelligence,
out of style.
There will be u Grand Spe ling Match
at the City Hall on next Saturday night.
Admission, Is cents.
Eaton was brim full of people on
Saturday last, and some business was
done among our merchants.
Rev. A. =. REYNOLDS held relig-
ious services again at the Jail n Sab
bath afternoon last.
Fo:ty-three true bills found by our
last Grand jury! Send for Moody
and Sankey.
The Davis Family gave two enter
tainments in Eaton, and were well
~patronized.
Persons who only attend worship
when he weather is dry and their
clothes new, will be apt 10 land where
il is always hot and dry.
Tho court bell calls the wicked to
Judgment. The church bell calls the
girls outat night, while the handsome
bellies keep the boys out all night.
Where twenty persons have, stom-
achs, bat one have brains; hence
bankers grow rich while printers re-
main poor. That's orfully true.
WILLIAM BRIsTow has on hand a
lot of splendid kraut, which he will
sell IN a retail way TO all lovers ofthis
article. Give him a call.
Patronize your own traders and
mechanics. This will be doing as you
would be done by aud will build up
the town in which you live.
The woman who minds her own bu-
siness was in town one day last week,
but left Immediately because she was
SO lonesome.
Two valuable prizes W Il be given
away at the spelling match, at the City
Hal, next Saturday evening. Every
II go.
"Billy" Hnffman's buggy sale didn't
come of on Saturday last. Reason
the smallpox among the hands in the
shop in Cincinnati stopped work on
them.
An editor advertised that he would
send one copy of his paper free to any
person sending him a club of ten,
sghereupon a young lady in the coun-
try sent him a ten spot of clubs!
The list of persons whose names
have been registered with the Clerk
by their wives and sisters is called the
@Black List" II is not very large in
this place yet.
Tie surest and most expeditions
way of discovering the energetic an6
business men of any. place, is by ex'
amining the advertising columns o.
the home papers.
A lecture entitled "Ai about thu
DeyilD had an audience of only thir
teen persons in Bowling Green. The
balance of the populace thought they
couldn't learn anything new.
The "1mmortal j. NJ has souret
on the stomach of the editor of thu
Germantown PREss. Don't be fool
ish, IIarkrider, If yop are fhard up
but assume the pressure"
Life is but short, but we should d.
all we "a to prolong it. Check
congh or cold at once and use an oil,
reliable remedy such as DR.. Bull
Cough Syrup.
There will be a ball given in til,
City Hall this Thursday evening
for the benefit of a family in Eaton
whose condition is pitiful. Ever,
christian should attend.
We desire this and nothing more
that every person pay us prompt,
our just dues. 1t takes money to ru,
a newspaper, and a NEWSPAPER j
what we desire to furnish. Then hel,
u'to do it. Walk up-pay up.
An exchange says the best remed
for badness is to rub whisky on you
head until the hairs grow out, an
then take it inwardIy to clinch til
roots. Judging from what we yer
frequently see on IL streets, this is
popular remedy in Eaton.
Our neighboring Butler couaty ga
have some grit. A few days ago on