The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1875-05-14


Hero ia something for your educational
column: ''Ohashi Mnsatake, a school
master at Nakanogo, Toxic, recently re-
fused q pupil, on the ground that his
hair was out short, like that of Euro
peans. Ohashi is shizoku of Tochigi-
ken, and the son of the late Ohnsh
Juno, who was great hater of Euro
peans. He lectures on the doctrines OF
Mencius, old Chinese poetry and sSaden,'
one of the works Of Confucius."
A man two-thirds drunk and his baok
covered with mud, stopped o policeman
on the street and asked to be looked up.
''Why, you are able to walk home, aren't
your" ashed the officer. Eyes, I could
get home all right, but don't wont to,
and you wouldn't if you had my wifel
Take me down, old feller, and if she
comes inquiring round, just say I've
gone to Toledo on 'portant business"
Chinese cheap labor is not all that
Koopmanschap has painted it. ''The
Chinese tailors Of San Francisco have
struck, and have posted bills throughout
the Chinese quarter Offering q reward Of
s4oO for the killing of any boss tailor
who wont pay the wages demanded, and
an additional reward Of $500 for the kill
ing of any tailor who consents to work
for less money"
A Duluth editor, who has thus far
evaded the fool-killer, has issued card
announcing the birth Of his baby, The
card is illustrated with cupids, and the
words "ten pounds" are printed in the
corner. II that poor little thing could
realize what q ridiculous fnther it has, it
would immediately perish in its little
bowels.
III Plymouth, Mass, when drunken
man killed police officer and kept
shooting Mt everybody else, the fire de-,
pnrtment was called out, and succeeded
in quieting the lion in his bosom. There
are some towns in Texas that would be
happier with few engines that could be
relied upon in similar emergencies.
Chaviz, the lieutenant of the Califor-
MIA bandit chief, VasqueZ, is carrying
ont the threat he made TO 'avenge the
latter's death. With band of mounted
followers, he is ravaging certain South
ern Counties, whose Inhabitants clamor
for Legislative appropriation as reward
for his capture. -.,s.,,
Miss Moody, daughter of the American
revivalist, who is now preaching in Lon
don, not sharing her father's views. went.
to the play, and coming down late to
breakfast next morning was greeted By
MIN WITH, Mclk ,ohlld -foI .SGsansy go
which she. calmly responded, .Good
morning, papA" z, ~ .esyi,,.g IN
A gum factory in Upper Austria is max
ing 25O.OOO riiles for Germany. II has
delivered 1870, 200, and has received O
further order for "a, 900. "A Vienpa firm
is reported TO be executing o German Or
der for sc. 900, 600 cartridges, fos delivery
in June. -,tut.,t.. - :.
IA child stolen in New York the other
day turned out TO be the son of widow
who hadn't cent. and his abductor
promptly restored him 20 lhef, arms.
Two venerable citizens of EdgefeIdL-
Mrs. Mathis and Mrs. w. G.. Walker
died last week. s,,.ss
Bishop Beckwith, of Georgia, killed
IN alligator on St Simon's Island rss.
Gently, chat weighed $50 pounds SD z
Yoh can't weigh an Gel with scales,
because they have no scales, you fnoyssa
1t is sad to see people aqaanaesihg
money and know you oannos heIpsther6!
An open letter-O. An autograph 1st.
ter-With come folks it is ON K. s'aS
Reading matter ON every paga. 0