The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-04-03
Cats--False Iiair--Oid Iioopskirts--

Scrambled Cats--Ialse Iiair--O!d HOopskirts--
Negro Perrumery, Nc., &c., Sc.
y little fun now aud then, is rclshcd 10y the
best OF " omcn,--Hoof'
1t came in like a lion and went out like a
goat
Fuller, Of Streator, strikes for tall timber scvcu
NIGHTS in A week and still huns: on, for n
lodge in some vast wilderness. Who Wood'ent?
Owing to the great rush to Bodwelrs jim
Cross has started set OF burnsides ia hopes to
Cross the rushcs.
We have six poems on Spring and kindred
topics, ready to fire off at the unsuspecting pub.
lie as soon as the ice mclts-with promise OF
four more if we need them.
The difference between Jake Noon and Walter
Strawn is, one takes the old man and the other
takes the whole family. Benson takes rest,
When girl crops her front hair and pulls it
down oyer her forehead like Mexican mustang
and then ties piece of red velvet around her
neck, who can wonder at the number OF pale.
faced young men that throw away their ambition,
and pass sleepless nights in trying to raise down
on their upper lips?
II it takes two hours to go to Msrseilles on
Wednesday evenings, in buggy, how long will
il take to eat dish OF oyster soup wit a fork?
Jess so-we give up.
Everybody expected to be fooled Thursday,
but was not, as the Pee We, was just as silly as
ever.
Robinson's MINISTRIES will show their heels
ne t week at Turner Hall.
A InI, IN, Ia hoe L., r,
ing piece of prose printed on her dress.collar.
He was jolly printer
OF aspect most benign,
And when he gave his sweetest smile
1t measured two fcct.nine.
We presume that this is a slight exaegcra.
ton.
At the spelling match at the Presbyterian
church the other evening, everybody went down
on Ipecacuanha' 1t usually brings everything
up-dOG't it:
4 coat cut by Andrew johnson when lie was a
tailor will be one Of the curiositics at the cal.
leo dance next Wednesday evening.
Twenty three new newspapers came into cx.
stcnce last week, and seventeen passed on to
he journalistic boneyard, whence a traveller
seldom returns
Ottawa Tongue Lgocb, look after your financial
)ascs
Spring brings JOY to the hearts Of our city
chool teachers, who sing: Soon the dusky
quaw VIII be seen straning maple sugar
through her winter stockings
The usual number Of chromocd shirt bosoms
ignalzed Easter.
Jonas found a brick Thursday
While spelling is the mania, how would it do
Dr some Of our bellies 70 spell their old mothers
t the wash tub?
JimMClQuade partook of Lots wife on all fools
ny. 1t was the principal ingredient in custard
ic.
A beautiful Miss Tilted her sweet heart because
c tried to smugglc &c into prcccdc.
The only remedy that even christian had !
st week against ovcrtlows was to put on pair
rubber boots and dam them. The river is !
Hing however
The Ottawa House set up tooth picks for tea
n Monday.
Mcssrs. Smith and Campbell of the west side
eating rink, had resurrection soup on Saturday
'ening.
At the end Of marriage before Mr.. Weeks,
Gently, the bride advanced gracefully 10 the
agistratc, and requested him to announce the
yum, This Is the way long have sought
The weather has been so bad that uptown
iople don't kang out their washing any more
Id several ClotheS.lnc thieves have been
'lidgcd to give up contemplated trips to Eu-
pc in consequence,
A lady on Mud street has saved much time :
is winter :
If the person who addressed letter to Teresa :
., March Goth, will let her place Of residence
known she will confer great favor to the u
me-
The boys who didn't get enough coasting dur. I
z the winter, will find splendid place to slide -
wn hill near our residence
Kellogg Thompson IL Kellogg have gone and CT
'orccd themselves. Thompson being the lar. 81
st will retain the office.
Jim Cross paid for dispatch on April l,t. tn
The Great Western trunk is offered by VI III
efcl y Co., cheaper than ever. ~
rake OF Your Hat to Blonde. ~
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