The Arizona sentinel., 1875-07-17
MISCELLANY.
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speak to Ben. Butler.
Clara Louise Kellogg says she
wouldn't marry the best man in
America. Farewell to So bou-
quets.
Tom Scott won't allow any OF
the brakemen on his railroad
trains to call him "Tom," and
there's unhappiness all along the
lines.
81 love you with all my SOUL"
replied Pittsburgh girl, "but
father wants to know the size of
yOnr bank account. Detroit Free
Press.
An old woman in New Hamp-
shire, who was visited on her one
hundredth birthday by crowd
of relatives and friends, talked
all day without showing fatigue.
They have started a savings
bank in Little Rock, eleven
months ago, and up to this time
it has received thirty. five cents
to take care of.
A Cleveland young man has a
scrap-boOk containing the mar
riage notices of all the women he
has loved, and he sits out in the
moonlight and reads it and cries.
The case of DR., John Bull, of
Louisville, must be regarded in
the light of a warning. He gave
up smoking, and two days after
ward he died.
Ben Butler talks of entering
the ministry, and has already en-
tered into the discussion as to
whether he shall be permitted to
pass the plate himself Rochester
Chronicle.
Heavens Own" is the name Of
a new Nevada town where a rail
road passenger saw a woman pin
ming her husband to a fence with
a pitchfork.
The couple married in a balloon
to advertise Barnum's show did
Mt live together three weeks.
He boxed her ears and she broke
his nose, and the theory of the
eastern current is still unSOIVed.
Mohammedans do not admit
old maids to their Paradise, They
think it would be very unpleas-
ant to have lot of skinny old
angels in spectacles poking around
for an opportunity to pick up bits
of celestial scandal.
A Portland, Oregon man has
been fined fifty dollars for disturb
ing the funeral of his wife by loud
crying. The Judge who fined
him has six cross eyed daughters,
all unmarried.
No Norwegian girl is allowed to
have a beau until she can bake |
bread and knit stockings; and as
a consequence every girl can bake |
and knit long before she can read |
or write, and she does not have
to be coaXed into her industry |
either.
After a long and exhaustive |
trial, boy in the high school at |
Medford, Massachusetts, has been |
suspended for month for pinning
"April fooP' on the tutors coat
tail. Two girls were sentenced
to weeks penance each for aid
ing and abeting the offence.
This is a lesson on the beauty
of Patience:
Here lies the body of Mrs Jane Lowder;
She burst while drinking a seldtz powder,
Called from this world to her heavenly
rest
She should have waited till it effervesed
Ben Butler in retiring from pol
itics says that he hereby renoun-
ces the devil and all his works.
Good for Ben but a great loss to
the devil, who will be puzzled to
ma a hand capable of filling Ben's
place.
An interesting fact is that those
bedbugs which have been grated
flourish best. Graft 'em on bed
post. says the almanac, at the be-
of winter, and they will
come out of their own accord,
fresher and stronger and better
than ever, in the spring.
Old Mr.. Page told Brother Dun
ham he lied. Brother Durham
sent word to Brother Page if he
did not take that statement back
he would bring him before the
church. Brother Page came to
terms in this wise: Brother
Durham, perhaps I did wrong to
say you lied. | will take it back:
but | declare I believe you did
Iie" Which was satisfactory.
A Cleveland woman recently