Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1875-06-25

Tno law IL always pulcn8seu u CUot.
Watering place res0rt-Tbe town pump.
A brutal husband favors lick her law.
More people die from hate than from
love.
The army is supported BY general appro-
priationa.
A defective memory overlooks multi
tude of sins.
Even the LATEST boy can sometimes catch
a whipping.
The mean temperature 10 what disgusts
. man with every climate.
Jumping at conclusions climbing OYER
chairs at theater when the curtain goes
down on the last act.
Considering the hooks one IS apt to get
in this world it makes q Yast difference
whose dress is gored.
Europe news Is getting scarce, and the
cable man is repeating the old dispatches
about the health of the Pope.
It costs $500 to be married by the Cardi-
nal; but then man gets 60 well married
that he never regrets the fee.
There is no satisfying the public. Ask
q man to define his position, and somebody
will want him to spell it.
What is the difference between a belle
and q burglar? The belle carries false
locks and The burglar false keys.
An English major has been dismissed
from the army for cheating at cards. He
probably swindled superior officer.
Fools die as certainly as bsld.headed
men, and it is an unsustained assertion
the saying that death loves . shining
mark"
If there was anything of the sort il
would he easy enough to get blue blood
in a mans veins by the transfusion pro
cess.
Give a man light heart, q white hat
and new suit of linen. and for day h,
is above the cares and depressions of thi!
world.
The military powers of Europe hav,
20, ,OOO, 900 horses ready to do battle, ant
the next war will be fought on horseback
Burglars lack constant application tt
Become successful merchants. They fire
quently open stores, but never stay Ions
in one place.
They wondered at the short collections
in Missouri church, and investigated L
find that one of the collectors had tar il
the top of his hat
A traveller called for mint-sauce at ho
tel the other day, and the waiter said tina
they had none, adding: "Our cook make
al the mince into pies, not sauce"
A person was told that three yards o
cloth, by being wet, would shrink on
quarter of yard. "Well, then. ;" he in
quired, ''if you should wet quarter of
yard, would there be any left?"
A little four.year-old woke up very early
one morning, and seeing the full moor
from The window. he innocently remarked
Il should think it was about time for Dot
to take that moon in"
When woman is care-laden and heavy
hearted, nothing shakes the megrims ou
OF her quicker than for . couple Of ladies
to stop in front Of the house long enough
for her to ex anime the trimmings on theil
bonnet
MR YEAST has just been admitted to th'
Cincinnati Bar. With jury com posed o
Heaven men. what doughty orator he Z
be. eh!-[N.Y. Com. Adv.
He is doubtless rising man, and II he
has been breJ to law will make light wor1
Of any ordinary case. In the trial Of any
flour case he will be much kneaded.-
Boston Advertiser.
''It is not our fault" Gays milwaukee,
editor, THAT we are red-headed and small
ana the next time that one of those over
grown rural roosters in . ball room reach
es down tor our head and suggests tina
some fellow has lost rose bud out of hi
button-hole, there will be trouble"