The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-05-13

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composed 81 ues iron ibe Emerald
lad. nsalr ma3e tbs following
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The other day a postmaster, 90
tnianag hla aHee. bad bic o,iaetay
asrres disarotaaly .ssaslej On
quesu lihg 3 bay Ia the oAice as 60
,ae oaase. The aeeeogs youth replied:
I 5ont iaaw. ut: bgt perhaps tho
smell eomes from some q the dead let
ters.
Yesterday A. ah I'D citizen was
mailing 10 Rent card on 4 vacant
house. = pedestrian balte1 And remark
"a that boaae ras mot the night way
g. spell house. How long have you
a,sJ 10 Detroit Z asked the cid citizen,
scowling sayagely Fifteen years, was
the reply. Wen. I've lived here for
thirty. continued The old man, aud !
gueas / know how 10 spell As we'll as
you DO.
Fences that have been Frustrated
By tie winter blast, may now be prop
ped Up. 1t is not necessary to repair
them cIcetuallyi that may be left IN
tia more convenient season. This
will apply especially 10 llhe.fenees
which cannot be seen from the public
road. II lisa waste Of time TO hunt up
the weak places your neighbor's cows
or hogs will dad them for youi that
will be time enough; never borrow
trouble.
An Irshman with heavy bundle
on his shoulder. riding on the front Of
a horse car Was asked why he did not
sct bis bundle on the platform. He
replied. BE jabbers, the horses have
enough 10 drag me, I'll carry the
bundle.
Miss Eastman Of Boston speaks OF
eyes as bright as buttons on an angels
undertaking. II is startling com
parison, and the melancholy part Of il
is the suggestion that we fellows have
got to be troubled with buttons over
there as well as over here,
A Western editor appeals to his
delinquent subscribers by saying This
week we have taken in potatoes and
pickles on subscription, Now, if yoJ
will bring 10 some vinegar for the
pickles aud some wood to roast the
potatoes, we can live I'LL artichoke'
get big enough to dig.
The San Antonio Texas Herald
gives the following notice TO its sub
Fcribors: Hereafter we shall publish
the list Of the names Of those who &c
fishing on The Lords day and fail t.
send us a string Of trout
i should think you would b.
ashamed to pitch into that little boy
said a pedestrian yesterday as h'
caught big boot black cutting a small
ncwsboy, Yo would hey2 sneere,
the Tad. Dye think I'd 80 for BIZ
boy, and git all pounded Up
A Detroit boy was sent for doc
tor, his mother being very i'll, whel
looking down the street he saw a grea
crowd. Then came the struggle be
tween duty and curiosity, but he final
ly started for the crowd, saying Tn
old laay's pretty badly on, but know
shc wouldn't want me to miss tina
Eight
Rather Mixed. An Irish edito
says that child was run over in tn
street 10y a wagon three years old an
crosseyed. with pantlets on which ne'
ef spoke aftcrward
Young Ben spinnerS lament i
the Courier journal; The reason VIII
that the It'll Of Jolly ID SO short is be
cause they signed the Declaration @
Independence all on one day. IF the
only had went slow, and been three q
four days about il, then we would bay
had longer pull at the fireworks, an
plenty Of time to make things livel
most 81 the week.
4 farmer, having buried his wifi
waited upon the grave digger, VIII
had performed the necessary duties,
pay him bis fees. Being ola uiggar,
" disposi,ios be eudeayored to g
The knight Of the spade 70 abate b
charge TIE patience 81 the latt,
becoming exhausted he grasped b
shovel impulsjyely, ard, with an angI
look, exclaimed: Doom vi anoth,
shilliH Or Up she comes The thrct
bad the desired effect.
Jimmy Brown came running nj
Mrs Joues house the other day, ga
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