The Morning herald., 1875-12-01

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Domestic cigsrs arc reduced in price.
The Temperance vote in New York Il
5000. -.z.
New York Courts are busy with Gvor.
ces.
New York still has mad-deg sensa.
tiocs.
Arkansas 5oasts a hamlet called Tcpss
vile. t
Missouri has 100000 Sunday school
children. "
The question is a canal boa. cocs:iss
vessel.
To be beautiful it is only necessary 10
be healthy.
"The Silly Sesson'-Thc Honeymoon.
Punch.
verdi's new opera, "Kero," will te pre-
auced sht rtlr.
10 cent whi.key ia sS cents glass in
San Francisco. ..,r
The .frst house rebuilt In the burnt dis
triet Of Virginia City was for saloon.
Said a Nevaia lawyer concerning .
man who had kicked his wife dswn s'airr:
-"Gentlemen Of the jury, he kisted her |!
Great heavens he h,isted her! Hc--|
the brute, once, perhaps, a man-rah cd
his foot and applied to- the form Of 'Ler1
who, at the holy altar, he had sworn to
love and cherish" !
An Iowa eli.or has been shot soe |
speaking Of a maa a. "viol wzstch."
Served him right. The dictionary mus.
be upheld IL all the editors in the ceuatry |
have to te laid out. p. |
A Nebraska doctor furnished 4 sealpe9
soldier with piece Of buffalo lids ard
made his head as good as ner. The only
trouble, with the hair is III. it A''sheds"
twice year. -.5s |
Rats that I've in gtaaariss are said by a
professional rat catcher net 10 BE- poison
,us, while those that feed on refuse u1ea,
r0ict painful wounds. This = Anothe,
'rgumen, in favor Of the vegetarian thee
y, and every picas family should keep
yranary.
TheSwedes are ofths opinion that Chrit.
inc Ni]son, the opera singer, is an angel
descended from heaven, and as such they
ire anxious to have her in Sweden and
Norway. Unfortunately they haven't g.
he wherswithal for that purpose.
"Poor fellow, he had good deal in
iim,"' was the sorrowing remark of: = Mis-
issippi editor over the body of'a subscri-
yer shot in gin.mill. The coroner's in.
quest subsequently verified the ASSERTION.
The stove was cold and the kettle wouldn't
boil, rE
10 she tilted the can and poured on little
oil;
Zone to meet the man whe blew out the
gas.
1t IL important 10 know the difference
'etween mushrooms and toadstoola, but it
akes years to find out, and authorities /
iffer. The only sure test is to eat one. Iff!
ou live, 1t is mushroom. II you die, It
J toadstool. d
One Of the late zephyrs in Minnesota i, 4
eported to have blown two sheep into the ,
p Of tree mile away from their graz !
'g place. The rest Of the flock had pres
nee Of mind enough to heli on to the
rass with their teeth.
A Wisconsin editor illustrates the pre-
ailiRg extravaganza Of the present day by
'lllng attention to the costly baby carri.
Re in use now while, when he was a +
'by, they hauled him around by the hair Z
his head. +
III will certainly shorten your life, Har- +
, if you continue 10 smeie 70 ,nuch:" 9" +
mt know that" replied the gen leman,
here's my father who smokes every bless
day, and now he's seventy years of age" y! IL
'eIl," was the reply, "if he hadn', Sc
'ok;d he might have been eighty" "'
"Pull on the rope" wrote Mr.. Wins.
rdner, Of Willjamsport, "you will find
in the ean,l." Now, that kind Of a
rpse deserves encouragement. No fuss, n,
noise, no dragging the water, no firing +
cannon. Just pull the rope, and up he 70
mes, fresh and dripping. A child Eve B!
ara old could find him. alb
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