, 1875-01-31
HU0IOR.

I "Hobaon'a choice Mrs Hobson.
4 man sticks at nothing when hs tries to stab
. ghost.
Mark Twain says the Sandwich Islanders ars
| generally as unlette1ed ~ tha back sida OF
! tombstone
| The Exile is the n.nao Of club in Brnssels
Probably composed Of gentlemen formally in
| the petroleum buHiness.
4 North Carolina ghost halts In front OF q ne-
| gro's cabin and demands 50 cents, aad in thai
way picks up IS OF SC per night
| Pufrer has given up smoking cigars Tor tho
present. On account of ''haFa times end
| bought $50 meerschaum pipe.
| William Gorha1n, Of Iowa, put grippe On biz
| door when his cow died, ard when the boys
laughed ut him he shot some shot into their l1ttlo
legs
The homeopathic are going to give grand
ball in New York. We thought they always gavo
pallets Commercial BsaAetin. Not alvaya- Ion
are laboring under Authorization Advertiser.
They tried to scare Toledo mau in Missouri
BY threatening to tar and feather linn, but he
replied :. Come on with your old tar.-I've batn
there six times, and I've got receipt Tor Wash-
Ing it of
az 1naa who fears the Lord and can carry
home an intoxicated member" Ia the kind OF
Sesgeant~at-Arms they vant for the Munesota
Legislature.
uHHIF NtaHkUQ 8AJ6s AutTH II 10 01dn Q0Qx
for the monoyless man." Per contra, Dobb says
that whenever he is moneyfess everybody 6eema
disposed to show him the door, and ask him &c
step out to boot
Tho latest conundgum ia, ''Wh7 Ia the ILL
OF Ju!v-:" That's all. An interval Of fifteen
minutes is here allowed for guessing the answer.
Then tho conun1rum ia again put III tl!s forra:
- \ is the Il OF July"
High Lilo Below Stars.- Mistress Of the house
-"Ive some important letters 1 want taken to
the post, Progmore. Have you finished dianet
down-stal1a yet?" Butler Not yet, mum;
the songtEays is just argoin' in-"
Overworked. Cousin Kate" Are you coming
to skate with US tomorrow. Fred !" Fred
- We'll, I don't know. Awful busy lust now.
Have to be at the Office about /; then there's
luncheon at Z, and don't get away till past 81
Punch
There is supposed to he reaper BY tho nam&
OF Death somewAere in this country, but in
Cleveland there Ia m undertaken wiloaa u4rna Id
Duty. When the friends OF man in that city
% doing their Duty"
II am very much afraid" said prominent
church member, s'tbat brother Gupkin will
never get to heaven; be has fallen from grace 20
often" "ThAtsa fact. replied tho other broth
CT; che beats all to fall from grace, but no al-
Ways manages to light On his feet"
We noticed in . contemporary yesterday mar
man. Some people may think this st first eighs
B case OF miscegenation, but it will be obaerTed
that both parties to the CONTRACT are nen.-
Brooklyn Eagle. That observation has soua
color Of truth about it.-Neso York -HuA-
"Dar's de man, 1Ir. Speaker-das'u do man
what done it, !" shouted colored member, riaing
suddenly from hls seat in the Arkansas Legis-
[ature. with one hacd pointing to 1hite man in
he gallery, and with the other rubbing the sum-
nit OF his Uranium. 'tDat nfe cussed whita ,azn
les done spit down On the top o my head.'
II you should invest In lottery, a.wnYa dream
hres nights N succession, Immediately preced-
rs the day Of drawing. that your number draw
hs capital prize A Bridgeport man did this,
Ind the very next day be saw an announcement
n the paper that-tho drawing had been post
'oned for three emonths.-Nor1zs.otenM MvaM
An exchange says: t. They would have had
eligions revival in La Crosse tho othcr week
sbsT Outside the chn1e dooe ws shs
preacher MAS starting the good work within.
nan can't be good After finding his norro's tail
md mane cut on" That's = fsct. Under such
religion is about the last thing a
nan wants.
On Detroit sidewalk, the other dag. portty
aan enatched at the surrounding air for Soc
nd or two, and then went down upon the Icy
ricks with = force that shook his franc, and
1ade him seq stars. Say" remarked = news-
OF to his companion Who witnessed the cstas-
L0pHd3 tA8% cEt 1EltE 8 q fIea Aa9oN. DIDN'T
ou see him giving the signsS" Inside Of min
te, two boys were getting away, closely followed
y boot.
4 clergyman was endeavoring to instruct ons
his SundaJ-school scholars. + plou-boy. on
1e nature OF = miracle p" Now: my boy" asii
9, "auppose you should sas tho sun rising in
10 middle Of the night, what should 7ou cali
mtg" ''The mum please, suz.'' .s.No. but"
nd the clergyman, /" suppose you knew it xaa
OF the moon, but the sun, and that you saw Il
:tually 1ise in the middle Of the uirht. what.
aould you think?" s.Pleass, e;r, Z ahnnii
link it was time to get upi"