, 1875-08-29

John B. Cough ia 59 years OF age.
Broxnine'a new poem viii be ready In 0cto-
ber.
Cincinnatus will not gst that Porkopolitan
uonunent after Ill
Elmer Wathbu1n. Chief OF the Secret serrics
Bureau, is in the city
The Shah OF Persia has presented the City Of
Paris with copy Of his diary.
Jean 1oge1ou Bays she bss only ons SOFT spot
In be. name, and that ia the E.
The Detroit Free Press calls Webb the cham
pion idiot outside the Asy1ums.
Gov. Davis has appointed Grasshopper Com
mission. payable in chewing tobacco.
i reriyal.st 1t Pialusille, Coun.. is named
Ri7fer, md the ungodlY confess TINT he ia right
II named.
Rachael Seynroes is raising honey for the mar
ket, aud friend thinks that IL far better thAa
raising b..
sxinbu1ne hates the physical labor OF writing,
and ,ts the hardest work in ths world to get him
to sgn = receipt
Zach Chandler says be payp $5,625 taxes in
Detroit. This is = rash statement, for 1t chAi"
1enges its owu proof.
4 New Jersey l1natic imaeines himself to be
Weston. Singular that two idiots should exhibit
the eama form Of insanity.
not only hss every dog dav. but, according
to the Rev. troanan Clarke. they a1e to 1--we for
ever and day. yivAt sisisech
The snappisbness OF one or two recent utter
sncesof the Springfield Republican ia pardonable-
Bowles has = boil on his neck
Epaphroditus Bogardus ia running for the
r k.fvr II nhn HA n -
money tnan-1is name is hard enough.
Saratoga thinks it could be q pure place but
for John Morr1ssey. John entertains opinions
On the subject, but has, 80 far, kept them 70
hfmsen
; James E. Murdoch has written his memoirs OK
the American stage, and it will be just u we'll to
remember that Harry Murdoch IN his nephew.
not his SOD.
Twenty-ona years ago tomorrow the first COPY
of tho Chicago Tunes SAW the light Mr. James
". Sheahan, now Of this paper, vaa ths editor
md proprietor.
Hinca II. Banne:t's return with Eve dogs and
ttx horses, the Herald ofice has had another
shaking pp." Matters are very volcanic round
thare Ill tho tina.
Bartolo,neo Christofori, the inventor OF the
piano, il TO b. centennia1ized at Florence Wish
Ghs young lady next door would 60 over and take
har instrument with her.
Carlo Fisher has sued ths Pullman Palace Chr
Company for refusing to let her ride. Carrie
axys the prejudice Was against her color. but
Cat:1e VAS probably wrong.
: Jsy 9onld's threat to start religious usws-
paper has given Daniel Drew the meEFms.
Daniel thinks OF suing Gould for t1espAsa on his
patent religious wllitewash-
Dr. z. VI. Ellis, pastor Of the Michigan Avenue
Baptist Church, is away on his summer vacation,
which he ia sspens;n. IN Wisconsin and Minnesota
He will return in a5out two weeks
Edwin Booth ID required to remain for tsn
days "in perfectly quiet sta.s." He had bot
ser keep Away from Iowa. Missouri, In tho
aeighbothood Of 81. Louis, would do
Prince Gortschatotf is nearly 80 years Of age,
Int wears his years easily, stands perfectly erect,
h a1wa5a accessible, and is pretty jolly old fe1~
low any WY ona looks at the matter.
Bisrnaxck haa onos nnore boen the victim Of =
bitterly cruel insult 4 German 1t Cologne tell
aslsep In : cafe, and IN hin s!umbers nustseed
snpaessant things Aeainst ths Premier. Lovers
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