The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-07-15
PENNSYLVANIA DElTSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER,
DuNNER'sDARRIcK, July der OF, 1875

Mister Printer:
Now bin ich an besserer Republican
dos yeamohls, un es is net derwGrt os de
Fanny an fuss maucht derweaga. Der
Grant is der besht President dos 81 lava
i'm gross weisa house g'woont hut. Sc
meaga sawga wass Sc wella, ar is my mon
for widder ms emily nj, for ar gebt der
Office aw reshpect, un an yeader Amerl-
kawner con aw shtoltz 81 NIT so ma Presi-
dent
Ich hob doh fergonga amOhl in der
Tzeitung g'lasa dos de Misses Queen Vic
toria in orrick grosser shtyle rous kummt.
Sc is net anes fun denna viewer wo yusht
ca mawd un ca k'necht dingt, aver in era
house haltung gates gross hRr, init maid,
un nit hossler for de carriage geil, un
drivers. un weibsleit for in der kiCh, un
aney odder tzwea for de better mauCha
un Widder an onnery set for house arwet
shafIa, un Sc krega all gooter lohn un Sin
uf gedressd we de beshty gentteleit un
ladies'. Now sell is der shtJle we de
Queens un Presidenta un SO karls rous
kumma setta. Es war olsfort an shoId
dos unser Presidenta so common g'lHbd
hen. Unser lond is grose, un es dinkt
mich mer kenna goot attorda de Englen-
der tzu beeta I'm now luss mich der
amohl de tzfiera gevva we mean un COM
mon unser Presidents OILS g'lRbt hen, un
aw uer Weag we der Grant now improoft
hut uf Sc. De fact is, der Grant hut fer
shtond g'nunk 81 omt rous tzu bringa, un
de lett fun der CONS welt wssa lussa dos
der President fun der United States
a6orda con aw gross acta, un dos ar slCh
net farricht rous tzu lansha init de
shtamps-ous der Treasury rouse, in 81
eagner sock nj. A dale lett sin uf der old
fogy notion dos der President yusht an
mon is we onnery menner aw, un dos mer
chin a gooter lohn betzawla set un a
goots un crosses house provida for 81
wohnung in Washington, aver nix
maner. Sell war OILS der shtyle fun
Washington, un Jefferson, un Jackson,
TN all de Presidenta. Sc hen OILS fnf un
tzwansich dausand dawler's yohr grickt,
un aw noch plenty dertzu for repairs,
pinta, stylish house-roat, I'm fer,a gawr
geil, un for q pawr clerks un shof-leit
nms house rum. We der Taylor III der
Fillmore i'm ont wawra hut oils tz0mma
President 81 lohn un expenses yusht
$S4, ,OOOa yohr gekusht We der Pierce
drin war hut's Sal 900 gekusht oily yohr;
der Buchanan $4,000 un der Lincoln
$4,000. Now wann mer considered dos
Sc $4,000 for repairs ON property
g'shpent hen, We der Buchanan i'm ONT
war, un dos allies feel maner gekusht hut
in de greeks tzeita we der Lincoln Presl-
dent war, dinkt's mich era expenses
waura anyhow net orrick hoch, aver
rather tzu mid Ter for grosser reshpect.
Reichy un grossy lett game nj for kushta.
Sc kenna net atforda sich's noch sawga
lussa dos Sc wolfelly goods kaufa i'm
shtore, aver olles ON beshta price Der
johnny Schmidt hut mer doh fergonga
amohl gsawt dos we ar OILS cigars fer
kawft hut sin OILS g'wissy big bug custom
ers kumma for 81 beshty cigars on hnf
cent 3 shtick, aver 81 commony custom
ers hen OILS, yusht tzwea un dri center
kawft. Aver der Johnny behawpt sc
waura all fun der same lot-yusht in
tzwea boxa gedu. Sc hen gross acta
wella, un finf center shmoka, un der
Johnny war willens sc tzu accommodate
un's nora geld in sock shtecka.
Now for's Presidents emily ut an re-
shpectabler base tzu bringa wars net
noatwendich dos der Grant an neies
wohn-house hawa muss, for sell weis
marble house is goot un gross g'nunk.
Aver we'll ar an gooter Republican Presi-
dent is, un an feel besserer mon os der
Lincoln, un Buchanan un selly onnery
karls, hen Sc an law gepassd der regular
lohn fun der Office nuf doubla, fun $26,-
900 tzu $4,000. A dale fun de Congress
n, enner hen net recht wella, aver Sc hen
tzuletsht compromised NIT EN- President
un hen cru eagner lohn aw pawr daus-
send dawler'S yohr nuf gedu un der
Grant hut dino aw de law g'signed, OF
course. I'm des prooft aw dos der Re-
publican President Grant, un der Repub-
tican Congress progressif sin-dos Sc
wissa we mer de shtamps Gus der Treas
ury rouse fetchd un Sc in circulation dut.
Suppose all sell geld wer alleweil noch
in der Treasury, wass goot dates dort
du? Cor nix. Sc hens on sich selwer
appropriate yeader Congressman hut
about 5000, g'numma extra, un der
President $25,0O0 extra. Es war an mu-
tual Republican hclp-yourself-society'
Un sell geld is dino aw in circulation
gonga, un sell is feel besser os wann se's
ei g'shlussa hetta alleweil in der Treas
ury. De fact is, des is de reason warum
mer 80 orrick gooty tzeita hen alleEdil-
es is der gross un liberal shtamp system
wo de Republican Congressmenner un
President un office holders practissa ale
we'll dos de tzeita so goot mauCht Be
sure, de commonly lett kreega nix fun
dem feela geld, aver Sc hen doch de sat-
isfaction for tzu gooka we's GUS der
treasury rouse kummt un in de office
holders era seek nj gate. For de grOse
improofment sin mer der Republican
party All grosser dink shuldich.
Aver for de benefit fun lett de gor net
wissa we shmart un We shlick der Presi"
dent Grant de reshpectability fun siner
office uf halt, will ich noch pawr,
tzitiera gevva, odder fggers, we se's in
English sawga. Selly extra $25,0OO In
crease is net olles, net exactly. Doh il
de footing up fun der bill ior's letsht yohr,
for Presidents lohn un house expenses,
un ich glawb net dos de Queen Victoria
sell beeta con, un der Kelser fun Esh-
treich aw net. Des, now mind, Bin de
figgers for ca yohr, ium June |, 1874, bis
June l, 1875;
Form President 81 lohn, ,.,.. $4,000
For Furnace keeper, tires mau-
sha in heater).. )......,.....,.... SOO
Tzwea Police-menner( for walcha
dos nemond nix tom President
shtale'd) )..............,...,.. Z,64O
For ea Night Watchmon (for de
naucht ueeb oh holta) :...., 800
For an night usher (aner dar OILS
owets de deer uf un tzu maucht
wann lett der President od,ior
81 family vis.ta) ........... l,2OO
For tzW ea door. keepers (era duty
is tzu walCha dos de ushers era
bizness mel. ..da) .,........... 2,4OO
For ea private secretary ',.,... S,6OO
IT,. 80, ,,,ui. tu NM