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LADY CAROLINE LAMB.

Her Eighty and eccentric conduct with
regard to Lord Byron, and the many un-
accountable vagaries in which she 1ndulg-
ed, at length brought her husbands fam.
lily and friends to the unanimous resou-
ton Of using all possible influence to in
duce him to part from her. Much urgent
pursuasion was brought to bear upon the
kindly, amiable gentleman, and promise
at length extorted from him by his irri.
tated relations to separate himself from
his crazy con>ort.
His frmness, however, was not sup
posed of a nature to be entrusted with the
management of the parting, and he went
off to Brocket Hall, leaving his sister to
break is determination to Lady Caroline.
and afterwards to follow him with the
news OF how she had received the express.
sion of his resolution never to see her
again. The interview between the wife
and sister-in-law took place, and the
offending lady was emphatically appraised
other hu> bands stern determination with
regard to her; after which several me r.
bers Of Lambs family left town for Her.
fordshre, to tell him how the matter had
gone, to strengthen him is his resolution,
and comfort him in his desoation. Ar.
rived at Brocket, they sought the discon-
solate husband in vain in the house and
grounds till in remote summer-house in
the park he vas discovered with Lady
Caroline, en- Amdzone, sitting in his lap
and feeding him with dainty slices of
bread and butter, which she v as literally
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FEET.

A writer in Nature, after adyerting to
the various modes of walking among va
rious races of mankind, says: "Aiay not
the set of the feet have played not unim-
portant part in the struggle for existance?
In thinking over the subject the follow.
ing points have occurred to me, and per-
haps some Of your readers may be able to
throw some further light on the question
In the case Of the North American Indian,
for example, except that he wears soft
moccosins instead Of stiff boots, he is less
in state of nature as regards his feet
than we are. For we, and all Teuton-
ic tribes for countless generations, have
paid little regard to our feet except as in
struments Of unconscious progression, or
as pedestals on which to stand firm. The
North American Indian, on the contrary,
is hundreds, perhaps thousands of years,
to direct his particular attention in no
d;eree to the position Of his feet For in
hunting it is Of the greatest importance
that he shall not tread upon any rotten
sticks which may snap with loud noise
and alarm the game Of which he is in
pursuit. On the war track it is of equal
importance that he shall deceive his enc.
my as to the number of his party, and so
each man carefully steps in the footprint
Of the warrior who had preceded him ;
This, I should think, would he decidedly
easier if the foot we're kept pointing
straight fore and aft than if it were held
obliquely. The impression made by the
footprints will not be SO large as when
the foot is oblique. In walking in snow.
shoes too, the feet must be held as near.
ly as possible parallel, as other
wise the shoes are apt to catch in
each other and trip their 'wearer up. Il
seems quite possible that long-continued
attention to the position of the feet for
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A wife should dress herself becom;nd

A wife should dress herself becomine1y
whenever she expects to meet her hus-
bands eye. The man should not grow
slovenly, even at home. ault.inding.
long arguments. or seedlings, end the
happiness that begins in kisses and love-
making. Sisters and brothers may quar-
rel and make up Lovers are lovers no
longer after disturbances occur, and mar
rled people who are not lovers, are bound
by red-hct chains. fla man adm;rcs his
wife most in striped calico, she is silly
not to wear it.
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chances of Prof. Garland's recovery are
one in hundred. His eyesight is affect
ed, and he cannot see any one except
they stand directly in front Of him. Mrs.
Garland was somewhat better yesterday.
The bullet is still in her head, the doctor
not deeming it prudent to extract it for
the present. Her face, it is thought, will
not be disfgured.
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An INNOCENT QUESTION,
[Vicksburg HeraId.1

the dining table the other day, " are you
big man. "Well, Dunno" musing-
ly answered the parent. "Why2 a.
''Cau>e [ heard some men talking over
at the hotel and they said you were the
biggest man in town. "Well, | suppose
| do stand pretty high replied the pa
rent, looking pleased and consequential.
There was half minute of silence. and
then the boy added: "They said it was
wonder how you carried your feet
around-'' The boy can't understand vet
why he should have received a box on
the ear which made his heard roar for
two long hours.
''They do some things much better in
France says the Hornet. "a male con-
vict at Cayenne not long ago obtained
permission to marry female convict ::
but as the man was a wiiower the gov.
ernor declared that it was necessary f;rst
to obtain the certificate of the death of
hi first wife. A communication was .d.
dressed to the authorities at home. hut
the mail returned without reply. The
convict insisting that the ceremo,v
should be no longer delayed, the govern.
or said. But what is there 10 prove that
your first wife is dead! = The renlv If
the convict was tolerably satisfactory m m
this point. why he said, I'm here for
having murdered her," ':''
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Washington Court Frauds.
New York Sun.1

John Green was arrested a few days
ago in Baltimore on the charge of hav-
ing falsely personated Mr.. David Edes, of
Georgetown, in the matter of becoming
security for one Snyder, who had been
indicted by the Grand Jury Of the Dis
trict for committing a burglary in and
robbing the store of Perry Bros. The
testimony against Green was so strong
that the United States Commissioner held
him for trial in the District of Columbia.
Two witnesses swore positively that they
saw him leave Baltimore on the day Sny-
der was released, in company with Sny-
der's wife. and one of them Swallowed the
pair to this city. Another witness iden.
titled him as the same man whom
he had seen in company with Assistant
District Attorney Fisher and VIM. M.
Evans, the attorney Of Snyder. An at
tempt was made to prove an alibi, but
the Commissioner said he would leave
that to be decided by jury of twelve
men. He then spoke of what he alleged
to be the corrupt District courts, and
said here was case where burglar is
set at liberty on the mere say of an ;ndi-
vldual that he was a man of property.
The whole thing was disgrace, not only
to the District of Columbia but to the
whole United States and the American
people. They should have taken the
trouble to find out if the man who went
bail was man of property. He said that
persons IN judicial capacity should be
above reproach, and then we would have
justice in this country, but not until then.
Society Puzzlo-
DR.. Holland in MS ''Story ofSevenoaks"
in Scribner's gives the following sketch
Of parsonage who finds too many proto.
types: Exactly the position that Mrs.
Dillingham; occupied in society it would
be hard to define. Everybody invited
her, and yet everybody, without any
definite reason, considered her little off
COLOR She was beautiful, she was &C.
complished, she talked wonderfully we'll,
she was au fait ia art, literature, society.
She was specifically religious, and she
formed the theater Of the struggle of .
black angel and white one, neither of
whom ever won complete victory, or
held whatever advantage he gained for
any considerable length Of time. Moth
ing could be finer than Mrs. Dillingham;
in her fine moods nothing coarSer when
the black angel was enjoying one of her
victories, and the white angel had sat
down to breathe. It was the EXPIRE sion
gwen in these latter moments that fixed
upon her the suspicion that she vas not
quite What she ought to ne. The flowers
bloomcd where she walked, but there was
dust on them. The cup she handed to
her friends was pure to the eye, but it had
a muddy taste. She was whole woman
in sympathy, power. beauty, and scnsi-
bility, and yet one felt that somewhere
within she harbored devil-a refined
devil in its way, gross one when it had
| the woman at unresisting ADVANTAGE
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Jn0fs 10 ADVERTISEMENTS.


AxusrxESrs-F leren.h ooe-4th. 9Th. and 9Th columns
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much OF tho recent farce played by two st.
Louis men In Illinois that the notice taken or
it by Gov. Beveridge seems not injudicIous
In the account sent over the country by the
reporter WHO was doubtless taken to the field
for that purpose, it is stated that both par
cites behaved splendidly." Splendidy Is
strong and shining adverb. In this case 1t
means that tho challenged pan smoked "a
cigar until the word was given that both then
fired and missed that the seconds then wanted
to quit that Edwards, the challenger, Insisted
ON another shot, saying, foI know '@ia
"yOu would have thousand shots II n"ces-
"sary," and then sat down. furious, on the
green grass, and pouted; that Foster, tie chal-
lengcd refused to tempt his luck again; and
that then, Edwards having cooled his honor
by contact of the seat OF it with the dowy
heritage. got up bIiskly, shook hands and took
drink. The persons engaged can tell ~
whether this was worth coming from It. Louis
for; their scntche0ns must bave been very
lightly stained if such chiid's play washed
them clean.
Gov Beycridgo does not propose to allow
such tomfoolery IN ms State to go unpunIshed.
He has directed the Statcs attorney OF the
ilStlct nOIOTcu ny tiiiS V'hi'''' w ''i," '''
lires to bring the offenders to justice. IL re-
mains to be seen whether the Governor OF
Missouri will obey the requistion which Will
probably he made. One of the most creditablc
traditions Of Illinois is of duel tonight there
many years ago. One Of the parties was killed
and the other WAS hanged for the murder
This is the most satisfactory and wholesome
case of ducing which the West has a. yet
given Ms. If now Messrs. Foster AID Edwards
can be put in. Jail for while for Their ulli"-
full buresquc Illinois will have the credit or
taking the lead of the country in showing
the tragedy Il. Il the comedy OF ducling
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MR.. 1'cCTLLDCUS LITTER.

Our readers will find the letter from ex-Scc-
rotary McCulloch, which VIC print this morn
ing, worthy Of their most serious attention.
They have in it an explanation Of the bust
ness plostIation from which the country Is
Suffering. which has the mcIt of not being a
theory extempOiized TO suit the occasion. The
substance of all that Mr.. McCulloch tells us
to-day may DO found in his official rcpoIt on the
finances, communicated 70 Congress III Decem-
Der. 1868. Ten years have not made ii neces-
sary for Mr.. McCulloch TO change his opinions.
The evils he loresaw have come to pass. and
their causes are a. plainly stated i'll his report
of ten years ago a. III his letter OF to-day.
These causes may be summed up III three
wor,is-Too much 0ebt. At the bottom of that
indebtedness VIC find the inflated and depe-
ciated greenback and bank-note currency.
There is now too much Indebtedness, because
from 1864 to 1915 there was too much pdper
nloncy An excess OF paper money Is ut the
bottom of our present distress. IL was the
foundation on which were erected not merely
orr recent specuationt, but also those of
1S3O-37 aud 1S50-57, which in turn were
succeeded by The disastrous reactions of the
following years.
From 1850 to 1857 the country was only
nominally Oh a specie basis. Too many banks
were permitted to issue notes, their notes were
of smaller denominations than should ue per-
plitted to exist, and they were issued on insuf
fcient security. in his History OF Prices,
Tooke maintains that the notes Of our banks
at this period and long before their formal
SUSPENSION had practically ceased to be con-
ycrt!blc. Fuarton says in his book Oh Cur
rcncies: Almost every coin under heaven
"is a legal tender there lin The United States,
cat certain rate fixed by tariff; and not
every long ago TIE quantity OF foreign gold
Gin circulation there Was supposed to
abe as nine to one in proportion to
the circulation Of then own eagles.
"' Parties requiring supply OF Spanish
"dollars Lad TO buy them in the market at a
"prcmium seldom under one or two per cent,
land which has been known to rise even to
an, Der cent" The banks III those times
paid their notes in such coins rs for the mo-
mcnt were cheapest but it was understood
that banks ought not to be called on for coin,
and "hOwevcr much q man might bc III want
" OF Il sum in specie for expectation, he would
be deferred from applying to bank for tie
"supply from the fear IF becoming married
imam ia society,"" Daniel Webster in a speech
delivered in tho Senate in 1888, said: "The
circulation of paper tends to displace coin
cit may Danish it altogether; at this very mo-
"inent 1t has ban,shcd it." There can be no
doubt whatever that forty years ago we had
tOo many banks, issuing too many not's, and
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THE TKIBUSEs MONTHLY CALENDAR
me laros ge. indicate the dqys f The neDahe small o''e'
he dIpY 0f thl leQ1.
TRIPLE SH E E Il {.
TIE NEWS IHIS MORNING.

FoHriGV.-rhe powers OF the Mayor OF Havana
were restrict ID BY the Captaiu-Geneial. - lie
affairs of the State Line Steamship Company were
embarrassed - Cardinal MoCloskey was pre-
sented with al address and gifts hy the Americans
st Rome 60 The SerIian Legislature was
formally operied. - The attacks telegraph
clerks at Foo Ch0o, China, continued. - The
Jury in All inquest the mate Of tho Sislctoe CEN
sured the officers of the royal yacht Alberta.
DoMEsTiC.-The Erie Convention adjourned at 3
a. H., after nominating Victor f. Piolctt for state
Treasurer 49, Lightning set fire to the Imperial
Oil Works at OH City; loss 100000 - Bishop
Haro testified to the Indian Frauds Commission that
Aren't Sayillc said that certain cattle weighed $50
pounds. which it appears he charged 'he Gov
ernuent for at 1913 pounds - Storms in
the Northwest caused damage to railroads
and shipping. - Mrs. Weseryclt testified in the
Charley Ross abduction tIia that Wcstervelt was at
q picnic the 4th Of July and at home all day the 9th
of July. - In tie Nortl. Carolina Constitutional
Convention I25 amendments were Offered. -
Mr.. Beecher spoke to 5000 people at the New-Eng-
Land Fair. - large part OF tho Fab River
operatiyes desire to return TO work. - Several
Assembly District Conventions passed resolutions
co,nrnending Gov. 1ilden's canal policy. - Canal
Division Superintendent Kelly was arrested for cor
rupton, and held h. hail in $4,000.
, CIT AND SUSOGcAS-iho Assembly comn'c,oe
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on Crime heard testimony concerning alleged I'M
proper appointments on the police force. - Peter
Cooper offered suggestions to tho Rapid Transit
Commissioners concerning rapid transit. - quar-
antne Commissioner McQuade gave testimony III
regard TO the present administration Of the Depart
mont claiming that the expenses were not excessive
- Arguments made in the Rose Michel
smt and litigation has been begun by Lester Waliack
and Augusin DAILY concerning the production OF by
rons comedy. " Oar Boys." - Several kepuoiicah
Assembly District Associations approved the actic1
of the SARATOGA Cony ention. - Judge Lewis H.
Woodruff died - Louis Bowers Of Orange, NJ,
committed suicide by throwing himself before rali-
way train - Gold. 1853, 1858, 11Gsi. Cold
value of the lecatcndcr dollar at the close soolo
cents.
TIE WEArnEI.-The Government report rredlc'S
cooler and clear partly cloudy weather. - In
this city yesterday before noon the day was warm
and clear; the afternoon was RAINY and cold; Their
mometer 76o, 500, so.
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United States, England, France, and Germany
tile countries which are the great competi-
tors for the trade of the world, and which are
likely to be tho largest contributors to the
Exhibition. A London correspondent, whose
letter is printed on the same page, reports an
interesting and suggestive conversation with
Mr.. Cunline Owen, the British Commissioner,
who recently visited the country. Mr.. owen
is very hopeful as to the success of the Phila-
delphia Exhibition, and is amazed that the
people of the United States outside of Phila-
deIphia have not manifested more interest
in il.
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4mnsements ano Aleetinas.

AcAprwY or MUSICAL 100 aud g: "Around the
World"
pooru,s TurAr,s--At l:3O: Lady Of Lyons. AT 8:
"R,chard III" Barry Sullivan.
Iycrux Tur ,TrR-At l:3O and g: d" Nine EArchiduc
oLYxPrc TuE,TEH-At and e; Variety performance
PARK THEAIRR.-ht and g: :" The Mighty p"nm'
sAN FRAScIsco MISsIREIs.--A2 and s.
ruy.rr CoMrouE-At 9 aud 9 Variety Performance.
UNION souAEH THEIRR.-At 1870 and s. The Giided
Age"
WAlLACK's TugArEB.-At 1:30 aud Y: :" The Greha
Duchess" Miss Julia Mathews
AMERICAN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
CENTRAL PAeK GARpFS.-Concert. Th"maA
guxoRgp GARpES-At 2 AMI 3 Concert
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ARr.-Paiutings sta'uary'
DC.
scHuTzEN -Plattdeutsche VOlEsfeet.
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1T is very generally accepted error that tho fast
mail trains to CHICAGO and Cincinnati which are TO
begin running next week vii! benefit only New
York the two cities named, and point, the direct
lines the trains are TO take. IL ~ supposed that
places to the north south OF thc limo win not lie
benefited at all Bat the schedules OF tho trains have
been calculated with the express purpcee of making
close connection with the principal mail Trans
inter5ecting tho main routes. For instance, 1t has
boon insisted upon that Albany shall be reached be-
fore ocloc. Il. m. in order that the regular mail
trains to the north of that city may he
caught. The special agent has Insisted
Enormously that Toledo. Ohio shall be reached ar
o'clock ut night. SO that the regular mail trains
sonib shall distribute that night tie Now-ioiA mail
of the same morning all over Northern Oho. Tho
effect of the fast train so Chicago. although II goes
10 further than that point, will be felt IN San Fran
cisco. where mails will be distributed one day earlier
than at present There is TO bo no fast train through
to Washington City, yet the schedule time OF the
Cinc,cat train has been calculated that at Phil
adelplia minis for Washington win be transferred
and forwarded so ~ 90 reduce the time TO Washing
ton by three hoars. The SSsneit is to be general
one, as NO doubt not all VIII rsrce've 10 be soon
stIer tas traipa begln TO run reg ilafly'
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the bulk of those notes of too small denomi-

the bulk of those notes Of too small denomi-
nations.
We also had facilities Of borrowing in Eu-
rope, which, ~ it afterwards turned out, wero
of more injUfy than benefit to u.s. "All Sc
"rious embarrassment growing out OF COM
"mercial Intercourse between the people of
different nations results from failure in the
"prompt payment of balances, and the carry
"ing forward of these balance, By extensions
"of Credits" said Mr. McCullocb in his report
for 1865. The evil of too much credit is
always the accompaniment of mania for
speculation. The ono breeds the other, or
u, rhaps We may say that they are merely two
names for the same thing. But here the ina-
tionists, the advocates of specie payments
ithout specie and those who ore clsnorous for
free banking without specie redemption, uiiite
in telling us that panics are just as
severe in hard money countries as they are III
the United States. That we deny. Mr.. Ne
Cuoch's letter shows that the commercial dis
tress at this time prevalent i'll England is far
less severe than it il with us. The yellow
fever is much more formidable disease than
the bilious fever, though both are fcvcrs. En-
gland il an older and more crowded country
than the United States, yet she uniformly re-
covers more quickly from financial pfostration.
Mercantile, corporate. municipal, and public
credit il more solid in Great Britain than it Is
with us, ard one cause of the difference is that
spce 1921 the notes of all British banks have
been worth neither more nor less than the
specified weights of gold which they promise
to pay.
The evil which Nh. McCul,pc, calls over
=. Al. f. tt,n -
creation Of debts. Consumption and distrlbu-
ton have been crippled by abuses Of tIe debt
creating power. Ono class OF the community
is pr,cticng economy because 1t has debts
which it feels called upon To pay. Another
large class il thrown ont of work and forced
to beg because the enterprises which gave ii
employment can no longer borrow. the capital
already Obtained by tiom having in many
cases proved a total lOss to the lenders. The
bankrupt Western rarO IDS fall under tli' heat.
A third class ha' nothing to do because til"
lavish expenditures of spectators ana
adventures who fancicd they were rich
have been nipped in the bud. All classes
are sever !. blcd to support the extravaganza
of National, STATE, end local goTrihn"nt'
and to pay the interest Oh cnprm1ii deots
which have bccn contracted for bOllcvards.
public buildings, railroads, ana political plum
der, for il j, now recognized fact TIN public
functonares seal, or permit TO be stolen, ten
times more than the whole body Of the gov
p7ned would be able 10 fitch without their aid.
We venture to dspdte that production e'er
did or could outstrip consumption we're debts
and taxes kept within proper Limits. People
are neither too industrious nor too saving.
Thny are, however, too much in debt. Those
who cannot gay would do well t. compound
with their creditors and st,rt over again. More
paper money will make things worse instead
"a better