National Republican., 1875-09-06
EDITORIAL COMMENTS.
= Turkey Is beating her drum-sticks.

+ = Turkey is beating her drum-sticks.
.sF-I Is there no law to reach Mrs. Mosher2- p
Exchange. Whitelsw might.
Dong Morree and Clara Peah is what the
sbsent-minded Partisan landlady calls them.
The eIrish Bull" delights to be noticed.
1t is rare and blissful sensation that initiates
It with much conceit.
He passed us on the street, mumbling:
"saddle Rock, Morris Cove, Pearl-shellI Reed
birds nowhere. Mum-mum-mum."
The defeat of the Ohio Democracy will
knock the hopes of their brethren in Pennsyl-
vania higher than the crow is wont to ny.
The Sharon girls are not quoted so high
as before the crash-Cincinndti Tines. We,n
take q Share''on" 'em however, provided
"Barkis," etc.
Because q Massachusetts, murderer is
delicate in health, the humane medical ad-
visers of the Hub claim that hanging would
jeopsrdize his life.
If Mr.. Welsh had never been crossed in
any way by the Interior Department the idea of
blackening the official honor of that Depart
ment would never have crossed his mind.
-" This is my last canvass on earth,"
says William Allen. Gracious Gracious,
and does the old man fool himself with the be-
lief that he will be allowed to canvass below?
An Eastern man, while drinking from q
spring, quaffed lot Of potato bugs, and now
the bugs are 80 busily engaged looking around
for green potato-vines that they don't find
time to digest yet.
If any irregularities are found In the
accounts of an Indian agent at some post on
the outskirts of civilization, the Powerful
Mind exercises itself in the tower'of great alti-
tude, and forthwith pronounces the officials of
the Interior Department thieves and scoun-
drels. It would be quite as consistent to hang
a man because bis servant was.guilty.
Coffee and pistols for two !-St. louis
Times. Accepted. Journal And then
those dauntless fellows went forth upon their
mission Of death with the fire of eternal hatred
cleaning from their eyes, and away out upon
the green sward of quiet country spot they
met. "0ne, two, three Fire p' and the
broadside Of barn in the rear of either would
have been perfectly safe.
- The chirp of the cricket was heard on our
streets on Saturday night at 9 o'clock singing
the music of the newsboys, "full account of
the murder" and 'terrfble suicide Of Charley
Ross" The "ful account" comprised few
lines of bad English, and nothing but what
everyone was conversant with; while the
''terrible suicide" forgot to put in an appear
ance at all Wonderful enterprise Amazing
Startling
That marvellous demagogue Sam Carey
has waved his woodworking wand over 200
different audiences, endeayoring to charm
them with the assertion that under the sway
of imitation the sweat of their brows will
bring them three dollars per diem instead of q
dollar and a half; but he cunningly forgot to
add that imitation would double the prices of
provisions long before the workingman's
wages would increase to that amount.
- Knoxville is where she lived, and It was
Higgins she loved. 1t was that deep, search
ing love that never recognizes locksmiths or
heeds parental advice. Marry him she would,
though it necessitated descending from the
back window, and from the back window she
went down 10 the arms of her lover, but the
family appeared on the scene. Higgins here
paid q flying visit to the back fence, and made
hasty ascension, leaving thentrsve girl to
knock the old gentleman down, lay two
brothers out with stake, kick the hired sman
full of chaos, and then oyertake him at the
forks of the road. She won that night, and in
the morning both were made one by justice
some ten miles away sifrom the scene of
conquest. L45a..