davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
B0AnD OF COMMISSIONERS.


,, ~ rnuv,ss,oSUp4
h"A"'
,o;,i r,eetinc of tho Board of
- lid
Commissioners Oh opio GGun.H "a %a N
Yesterday ''''' 81
the chair.
Present-Messrs' baEha, CarHaHAI,'
Caldwell, Ewing, h!rvis, ShephsFu'
Schultz, Waddle and " hitham.
The minutes oil the IS'I meeting WIZ
read and approved.
FINANCE ASD ACCOUNTS.
L;,.ro. and Ac.
lhc ool''iii nnt In ,ha rnstter of
cou"" "a ~ ~ q Smiths report,
TN p ', 49, relates to the repairs
80! - 80, rho second division of
VI w w "a "a MIN a.. ind from the
w. w, ~ A. ..,,,h TINT the coming
''ute"''"s " r.. lid have 10 be
sPri"s fi'' ,,., ..,n.r.rrurture. there.
Iep,al Ia.n, rnr,,.- .I,.,nrdIent and re-
'o'o 80 f,,,,.r.,,.,..
eoI ~ ~; >" Tn,r T,ne. Dixon surveyor
n t,'')., - nrac;nrt No / Liberty DIS
,r;a. he and il herr by ordered
tn close said bridge against travel as uh-
safe, and cut ROAD around II On e,I".'
side for the accoihlhou't'oN ~ 10, saiI
the same 10 DC Pa'u ~ ioIa' -a Io by w
disLlicI, ana "o'" ~ NC "PP'0''N
Y. smith e"S'"e'I, FL, c.oro br,Jga
In the nnI'c. % 'L T,a n,". ,nayned,snt.
aPpFoPF'".ion We" va r1a"d 81 Finc,,iou
III inc mace VI =; va. 80, r,;Iin,, tnccmnly
OIL lrlaHe'P' ma ,,,f7 ,f;ce win
Win the law mo "a ''', II district for
the !eE'e' " ''. - ,,nJ il i.
oul'u'nS "nu S1,'',',; .;,nar ~ said
requested 'nn' .'. ~ o ,",d Rnard comnlies
district se' ,"a' -" o,I renort at once
WIN WIN me Inv" ,rrt If "a 100 10 were
n'''s " VIZ Ia ., ho noid
FeG 20, ~ ~ ,%a committee. VAS
Nv '.FT' tlI. ',r,i,r.l mid
"Uop''u 49, "r,io commute. IN Poor
udn ~ anJ Farm was submitted They
. ..o',, RI. sIop,ion Of the iurm
- ,Jm,,tance TO the County Infirmary,
orJ the nayment of bills amounting to
$40 so The report was adopted and
XIII ,rd.rod maid
.,.,..,,,,...,-
The committee on koada ana hf'ast7
reported the following resolutions:
Res0treH That a survey be MADE NJ an
early day ana IH"L 'ie iis"' VI WY
through the I'or house iHr''', prov 'teH
that the parties lIh'heuiateiy 'hscFo'|'4
grant the same from the foof r"rn . u
the Intersection oil the proposed ro"u Win
the = NrJ'N '" 11I ;,,o-o.,., to
bo aiI~w.d to work out their road lax on
loc,tions under the direction o. the road
,prvavor according to sections 7 and %
TIN r,nd h,w sb,IId they desire.
In the matter of the petition of +. f..
Pn.,s and others for the privilege OF
nlscin,, , nI.uk walk on Meeting House
Hu from the National road TO the Stone
nt,,'.at ,,.,.,,I', r,.n,,nr,n,I hot !, n.
o"u',"' -, tba ,,ro,,,..I ~
en- ,,,aH,mi,,. tha, nnr,in, NJ
q r. 4 p r,ad from the end
of Curruu'. contract, to the beginning
ofsaid ellis former contract, AID make
the proper connection with the old ridge
road near Dement'S Cemetery, for the
sum Of 500, 10 be completed on or before
the lU:h day Of June, 1870, the commit
tee recommended lhat 1t be accepted
Bills amounting to 81 81 81, were also
recommended 10 De- pnId.
The r.nort and recommendations were
r, - -...... .. .i,., l.; ,.r
"uoPIeu VIZ" '''e 80 '.'o'' ~ c;t
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

COUNTRY knit Ladies and Misses
Wool Hose at EMsHEIMEG " BRO's.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

DID YOU see those handsome Plaid En-
broidercd Suits reduced to $500. They
are gems EMsHElMER BRO.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

DEATHS DolNGs.--Dr Jepson, Health
Officer, has furnished us with the follow
inc list of the leaths IN Wheeling our
ing the month Of October;
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

PERsoYAL.-J. d. Whitman lett last
night to attend the meeting of the State
Changers, which Will be held at Alder
son, Monroe county, tomorrow.
We are glad to note that Edmund
Booking, the well known druggist, who
has been confined to his bed by Illness,
was much better yesterday.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
TRANSFORMATION .
Cleveland & Pittsburgh R. K.

CONDENSED TINE CARD.
49, "a. --sz--ss=s=@=z--7
~ +
hS AND AFTER MAY 3, 1873, TRAINS
" VII run Daily, except sunday a. ioI-
lows. VIz: -
ACCOM'O MAIL. EXPRESS.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

Fox Blankets and Flannels call at j.
W. Frrrci :, corner Of Main and 10th
strenLs.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

The Jacqueine Corset For sale only
at EMsHEIMER * Bro. ).
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

CARPETS, Carpets, Carpets. Al
grades and qualities At reduced prices.
j. " frrrel,, corner Main and TWEEN
ticth streets,
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

For hncuess and cheapncss the photo
graphs made by Rogers X Co. cannot be
surpassed. Gallery 1905 Market street,
opposite Mcclure House.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

Fox Dress Goods and Carpets, mt half
price. go to j. W. Ferrels, corner Main
and 10Th streets.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

BEAT l.. The "a Cashmere at 95
cents per yard ut
EM.HEIMEK \ BR0s..s
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

EXAMINE the photographs made Mt
Rogers y Cos Gallery, fors2 per dozen,
I2Oj Market street, opposite Mcclure
H,u.r
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

LETTER CARRIERS REpoRT.-The fol-
lowing is the work OF the letter carriers
Of W heelng for the month of October;
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

TIE Board of Commissioners had an
All day session yesterday.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

Typography, indeed the entire me-
chancal execution, VI these books is ex-
qulsitc; and We unheSltatingly pronounce
the series not only the best edition OF
Prrscott's Works ever published, but one
Of the handsOmeSt set OF books the Amrri
can press has given uS.'-BOStVri Journal.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
j. B. LIPPINCOTT & CO.,
PUBLISHERS,
NOs.I7I5 and III Market stresI
PHILADELPHIA.
A GREAT OFFER, i /
$1,000 PROFIT ON $500

Invested In Stock Privileges IN Wal! 81.
Books and Circulars telling How us
done" sent free. Address BAXTER o.
Bankers u Wall ~. New YORK 1epS'-I4
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

y Francis I.ieber, LID. Author of"Civil
Liberty and Srlf-GOSernment." New
and Revised edition. Edited by The
Odore ID. Woolsey, LID. Svo. 2vCls.
Extra cloth, 5000.
THE editor has incorporated some notes
and other material lett by the author, has
made multitude Of minor corrections,
verified the citations, and added some
notes OF his own. The work, therefore, is
r. adhered doubly fresh and Valuable.'-
Boston Journal
Few words OF the sort hav
won higher praise from eminent uuthOri-
ties than the late Prof Francis LleberS
Manual OF Political Ethics Story and
Kent bcing among the number OF those
who have given II warm Communications"
". J. mdcptadeA.
"The learning Of the treatise is incontcS-
table. The need Of this learning in this Of
all countries, and more now than ever he
fore, IS equally patent. And II ls positive
that the doctrines discussed Will survive
and be- active ~ long Is mankind. '- PhR-
Udciphtd North Amercda.
This is the earliest of the three great
works on political science which gave 10
Or. LicbcT a foremost place among writers
on this class OF subjects. Boston JrUHS-
crypt.
HAzLITTs LIFE OF NAPOLEON
The Lie Of Napolean Bonaparte. BY
william Hnziitt, New Edition Illustrat-
ed with Steel Plates. 1hreeN Large
l2mU. Extra cloth, $50: sheep, sou.
at has held recognized place in our
literature for forty years, and IL VIII prob
ably long retain that place. AT least no
work has yet appeared In our language To
supplunt II, though there have been II
good many lives Of Napoleon. Boston
Transcript
"Mr. Hazlitt was In possession of ample
materials Tor the accomplishment Of his
task, and the consumatc skill with which
he has turned them tOnccount presents Ia
tempting object Of literary curiosity
v T. JTlJllHe
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
POLITICAL ETHICS.

Perfect in all that pertains To the max
ing uiR book. ~ J. Christian Union.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
THE WORKS oFw. II. Prescott

THE WORKS oFW. II. PRESCOTT
New aud Revised Edition. Edited by
+. Kirk. Fifteen vols. l2nO. With IoI
traits from steel, and Maps. Per VOL
Extra cloth, s2.25; half calf, gilt extra
Si.jU.
History of the Conquest OF Peru,
Two Volumes.
History Of Ferdinand and Isabella
Three Volumes.
History of the Conquest OF Mexico
Three Volumes.
History of the Reign Of Philip H.,
Three Volumes.
History of the Reign Of Charles ",
Three Volumes.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

Isle, Knit, Buck and ChinchiIla
Glove, at EMsHEIMEg Il Bros.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
Manufactured by R. P, HALL & CO.,
NASHUA, N. H.

ss,i - - p--ss;:s, La4 psa.ars I, Gs3!:!ass.
rnrr SAMPLES TO AGENTS. LADl rs
lRbt Combination Needle-boOk, with
HILL Chromos. Send stamp. +. p. Gluck,
New Bedford, Mass. steolU
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

Francis I.ieber, LID. Author of"Civil
Liberty and Sclf-GoSernment." New
and Revised edition. Edited by The
odore d. WoolSey, LID. Svo. 2vCls.
Extra cloth, 5000.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
Index to New Advertisements.

Trustees Sale.
Larc Curtaius-G. Mendr, Booth X
Co.
"Public School" Lecture by Rev. j.
K Thompson.
L,r-e.t Assortment. Frjdel X co.
Engraved elias, ware-A. W. Paul
tIun- Els.-Turner X Dillon.
Groceries Crawford u Thoburn.
| q. q r. Notice.
Noticr-W heelins CITY Band.
New Drug Stored L. McSwords.
Commissioners Sale.
Whenchgg Business College.
Legal Notice. Fnst Pagel
THERE were thirty-six deaths IN
Wheeling during the month of October.
Il Ia fv..,p az
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
HAzLIrTs LIFE OF NAPOLEON

Tho Lie Of Napoleau Bonaparte. BY
william Hnziitt, New Edition Illustrat-
ed with Steel Plates. ThreeN Large
l2mU. Extra cloth, $50: sheep, 500.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

This IS the earliest of the three great
works on political science which gave to
Dr. LicbcT a foremost place among writers
cTIDt
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

SEN & f. & &. 3" 3: $40 70
has paid ana viii pay
rnTT Large Profits. Railroad nT nm
Ikbk Stocks, Bonds and Gold NhIlll
I'LL bought on Margins. IN UUUU
tarrNt SIX Per Cent allow
ed on deposits subject To- sight tr'"
! BUCKWALTER& co, Bnnkrts md b.. b..
ers, No. ~ Wall Street, New loIa. b.. 90.
/ Box i3lT. ur'-Es
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
Price, One Dollar.
Bucking CHARMS Dye
FOR THE WHISPERS.

This elegant preparation may be
relied on to change the color of the
beard from gray or any other I'M
desirable shade, to brown or black,
at discretion. 1t is easily applied,
being in one preparation, and quick
ly and et1ectually produces per-
manent color, which will neither
rub nor wash OF.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

THERE were Jour deaths from scarlet
ever in this city last month.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

"Mr. Hazlitt was In possession Of ample
materials for the Accomplishment of his
task, and the consumate skill with which
he has turned them 10 account presents ia
tempting object Of literary curiosity
" J. JribIIHe.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
attheeling ge9lstrr.
Tuesday. NOVEMBER 2. 1875.
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE
Steamer Market Boy.
nr pyPARTuKE.

Steamer Market Boy.
HOURS OF DEPARTURE.
1870. t,,,,,;,. and 8: 80 A. NJ.
i'o" - land 80 p. ~
,,.,,o.lIngut S:.Ua and II Nm
a :. - 2:.yU and T.. N.
BIlls of lading signed, and small pack
AGES attended to II LETT at g..
{. Ii. BOOTH x cos Boat store
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

NICK MAGUIRE squirmed TO the
amount OF thres dollars and costs, yes
tcrday morning, for dsorderly conduct.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02

MIND READING, P~YCHOMAN'
vi Fascination, Soul Charming, MD,,u.
rism, and Marriage Guide, showing lu.
either sex may fasciuRtc AMI gain the !O,-
and affection of any person they clHu-
instantly. 40 pages. BY mail jyci,. III y.
& co. l.N S..llh s.. PMlLM.. IM IN
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-11-02
RESOLUTIONS.

precluc; 80. II, klchiand district, De hu-
thori2"d 20 hire labor to repair Peter ;
run, Ga-ton5 Ridge aud Waddie's run
roads, the sum not to exceed $3.50 OF the
local fund of Rlchla d district. Adopted.
Resolred, That W. c. Smith, County
Surveyor, be and is hereby ordered to
make survey ard estimate Of Posues
run road. Adopted.
Resolved, That from and after this date
the Board Will pay no bills for survey
ing or inspecting work on roads other
than that provided for by ordinances
passed July S. 1875 Adopted.
Resolred, That j {. Crias be ordered to
open that portion Of the Rice and WED.
men road running through the lands OF
William Rice, with any money or labor
that may be nj his disposal and that he
contract Tor the building OF tn"
necessary masonry, ~ soon
as possible, u subject To-
the approval Of ". c. smith who l.
hereby instructed to proceed to stake ont
aid work al his earliest convenience.
deferred to the Finance committee.
Resolved, That the Special committee
appointed by His Honor the President
on Work House, be and the same are
hereby discharged, the object OF the APP
pointment of said committee having
been attained. Adopted.
ReSoiced That the committee on
Roads and Bridges examine and survey
if necessary, the route pctitloned for
by Isaac Suedcker and others and re-
port to the Board. Referred to the
committee on Roads and Bridges.
RfspicR, That the cou>.aU!e- and
Justices of Ohio county be- required t.
pay to the jnilor of ONO county, within
twenty-tour heurs of receiving the same,
all jaiI fees collected by them. Adopted
Rssoircd, That the surveyor of road
precinc: Ne. ., Liberty district, be- and
is hereby authorized to hire labor
repair that portion of Battle
Run road between the NatlouA. ROAD and
Edward Rays, the sum no; to exceed
500 OF the local fund for said district;
SAID work to be done under the iustruc-
tion Of Mr.. Gastou. Adopted.
ReSoLreG, That the committee OIL Poor
House and Farm be authorized to pro.
vide ConveyanceS one" IN two weeks, on
sabbath, tor ministers 10 visit the poor
house and hold religious services. Re-
ferrcd to special committee. consisting
Of Messrs Schultz klevi> and Shepherd.
RsSoirsi That the Committee on
Printing be author zed !, have or Ter
books printed to be used by the Com
mjssioners in the respective districts. t,r
the purpose of dis rlbuting food amor
III" destitute poor Of Ohio county, tie
order to contain the quality and quantity
O.! food issued to them, togethcr with the
number in their families. Referred.
RSs9lred. That no food be distributed
TO the poor throughout the county by any
person or persons whatever, unless by
an order from the commissioner of the
district Referred
R,soired, That all justice, Of ONO
county be held personally responsible
for the amount of costs incurred in COM
hitting offenders for breaches of the
peace for more than ten days, AS required
BY law. Adopted.
Resolved. That james Dixon road sur
Knoxville journal. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1874-1986, 1875-10-05
How the Rust Grows.

The transformations in the growth of
butterfly are so evident that the merest
schooIboy may try the experiment and
observe the truth Of II for himself; but in
the rust the objects are so very small that
the changes can only be seen by the keen
eyes Of skilled observers, aided by the
best powers of the microscope. Begin
ming with the spores of the mature rust
plant, as seen in the black stains on the
old stubble of any grain field, it will be
found that when the warm and moist days
OF spring come these spores terminate,
producing in few days short stem
bearing crop of other spores of very
much smaller size. To avoid confusion,
these must be called by their scientific
name, sporsdtd, while the parent spores
are the telestospores The sporidia have
never been seen or made to grow upon
the grain; but when they find their way
to the leaves of barberry bush they soon
begin to terminate, and make themselves
manifest on the under surface of the
leaves in what are commonly known as
"cluster- cups" The interior of these
pretty little cups is closely packed with
spores of still different kind, styled the
acidium spores. These will not grow
upon the barberry, but when they fall
upon blade or stalk of grain they soon
produce the yellow, rusty covering so often
seen as the grain is beginning to ripen,.
and caused by a multitude of u-ed0 spores.
Later in the season this uredo state pro.
duces the final perfect teleutospores, thus
completing the circuit of life in this little
rust-plant. Long before this rust was dis,
covered to be a plant farmers had noticed
that there was close relation between it
and the barberry, and at present the latter
is being rapidly destroyed with good re-
suits, though it can scarcely be expected
that the rustplant will thereby become
extinct, as probably the 9cidium state
grows on other than the barberry, though
not yet discovered elsewhere. This is an
excellent illustration OF polymorphism, so
common among fungi, and it also answers
we'll 10 show the vast number of spores
these microscopic plants produce. The
teleutoSpore usually bears from five TO ten
sporidia, and allowing that only one of
these finds the barberry leaf there may be
from one TO fifty cluster.cups as the result
In our case suppose only one, and low
estimate for its contents would be $50, 600
acidium spores, and if only one in
thousand finds place on the grain.stalk
and each brings forth its 100000 fold
there would be under such circumstances
62,500,000 spores from the single one with
which we started Taking the same teleu-
tospore, and supposing every spore in all
the stages found its place to fill it, the re-
suit would be l,562, 500 900, O00, 10000
spores, which may be looked upon as its
true descendants for the season. Or,
giving each inhabitant of the globe his
equal share of these reproductive bodies,
he would have nearly as many as there
are individuals in the whole human race.
This may seem like very large story
about a very small matter, but IL Is not the
only strange truth the microscope has re-
vealed.--Scribnsr for October,
Knoxville journal. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1874-1986, 1875-10-05

John Smith, and they'll climb seven pairs
OF stairs to have reporter lust mention
1t, you know. w. Detroit Free Press.
If the deluged Texans should require
any help from the public have your dol
lar bill where you can get hold OF 1T, and
remember that in a case OF this kind one
dollar in cash is better than 5000 worth
OF the heartiest kind OF sympathy
-" 1t isn't much OF a story, it's only 4
brief bulletin" as the boy said when
asked what made him out of breath. The
real factwas he had been running because
of an ugly neighbours bull let in to the
field where he was burning stumps.
Nothing is so discouraging 10 a
young lawyer just as he wakes eloquent
about angels tears, weeping-willows and
tombstones as To be interrupted by the
cold blooded Justice with: You're of
your nest, bub; this is case OF heg-steal-
ing"
What are you doing there; why
don't YOU go to work." asked a father OF
his SON. I'm like Micawber," replied
the youth, waiting for something to turn
up" The boy was placed across the
parental knee and received the usual mild
admonition.
1t is proverbial that the early bird
catches the worm. But so, when you come
TO think of it, does the early fish--who
wants to anticipate his brethren--and
gets hooked tor his pains. There's no de
pending on these proverbs as far as great
moral lessons are concerned.
A lady leaving one of the summer re-
sort hotels recently was charged with an en-.
tire china toilet set, only one piece ofwhich
she had broken. She paid the bill, and,
pleading the excuse of having forgotten
something, returned to the room and
broke each and every article of the set for
which she had paid.--Ne,r York Mail.
For the benefit of newspaper offices
not vet provided il may be mentioned
that two devil-tsh are on exhibition in a
San Francisco market. They measure
twelve feet from end to end of their arms
or tentacles Each has twenty of them,
and the strongest swimmer would be lost
if clasped by even three or four of the
arms.
1t happens, after all, that Prof Tees
forecast of the weather was quite correct,
except, perhaps, that ii was a little too
forecast This Galveston gale has been
identified as the one he promised to bring
on IN the latter part of August. Ii is To
cut across the Gulf States, then fly up the
Atlantic coast, and finally shoot across the
Atlantic from some point about the mouth
of the ST. Lawrence.
Connecticut is agitated over reform
school teacher named Goodale, whose
method of administering chastisement is
in advance Of the age. He always gently
anasthetizes his patient by fracturing his
skull, and then pounds him as long as his
ruler holds out. The operation is cOnse
quently painless TO the offender, Connecti,
cut can stand good deal, generally, but
this one is too much.
Knoxville journal. [volume] (Knoxville, Iowa) 1874-1986, 1875-10-05
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

The straw hat must soon bow to the
inevitable
Postmaster Jewell was invited 10
ride on the first fast mail train, but he
said he had important business around the
corner.
Most of the gang of Southern counter.
feiters are under arrest, and midnight in.
dustry has received a setback which II
won't get over for months.
The La Crosse woman who walked
mile and half 10 show her new veil 10 a
woman who was mad ut her didn't feel the
least bit tired when she got home
Feminine iypographers are not popu-
lar because male typos consider IL unro-
mantle To "set up" with any woman In
printing office-Ner Orleans Times.
The longer man keeps house the
pile left out over night In cold weather
undergoes an inexplicable shrinkage.
There was good deal OF love-mak.
ing at Saratoga this year, and II was solid
affection One hotel used 10000 pounds
of beef and 1000 barrels Of potatoes.
In putting up stove-pipe remember
that the elbow was made TO III the oven
door, and that six blows from an ak will
knock all usefulness out OF any joint
When man, who has been for months
winning your confidence, after securing "a
loan" suddenly ceases 10 be interested IN
your welfare, you might as well mark him
down at once a. one Of the bunkon men
who iBfest every stage Of society,
The doctors don't believe in adyertis-
ing-it's unprofessional, you know-but
let one of 'em tie up sore thumb for