The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-07-01
WISE AND OTHERWISE.


Mullett wants to put Mansard roof on
Potter. Boston Post.
Once more now-altogether-" J"
and then shut up about Bunker Hill.-De-
troit Free Press.
How they get up their centennials in
Rhode Island They Bi-them.-Commer
cial Advertiser.
There seems to be some difference still ex-
isting between those noted evangelists, Allen
and Rooke.-Cin. Enquirer.
The thermometer continues to waver be-
tween Cairo and Duluth, with a strong ten
dency to Cairo.-St. Louis CID.
1t is said that the recent heavy failures in
London have SHAKEN the treasury of the
Kentucky Press Association to its founda-
ton.
The king of Burmah has thrown up the
sponge. He heard how Koffee's cake was
doughed, and said to England: "Hit one of
your own siZe."
"No, young man." remarked the president
of university, ''You can not be admitted;
your muscle Is not sufficiently developed"
Rochester Democrat.
Thomas Honesty, the telegraph informs
u.s. was accidentally killed yesterday in
Washington. We supposed that all of his
name had left the place long ago.-Com. Ad.
Tennessee lightning went for Tennessee
mule few nights since, but after toolIng
around for a while il was satisfied with
melting his shoes off and leaving him IN
hurt.
Mr.. Schenck's daughter is going to be
married, and the old man will not discard
that pairs. Joseph MOI Herald. Wait
till they begin to draw for full hand.-Chl-
cago Times.
The luminosity of the Sun toward the New
m. frNH sod
by an occasional brick chucked from the
top of the tall tower through the Suns back
window.
The Sunday law in Indianapolis is doing
great good. 1t is improving the architecture
of back entrances to saloons, and the little
alleys are being nicely graveled.-St. Joseph
lMo.) Herald
Does the court understand you to say that
you saw the editor intoxicated? "Not at
all, sir. Only I've seen him in such a-a-a
furry as to attempt to cut out copy with the
shutters. That's all"
"Boston has over 1900 music teachers"
That makes her city of note.-[Boston
Post. And accounts for so many flats and
sharps being there.-[Albany Argus. That's
base nOte.-[ Boston Post.
Big bull fight at Madrid the other day for
charitable purposes. Three men and sew
eral horses killed. "a little more bull, :"
roared the ladies and gentlemen as they re-
luctantly left the bull pit for home.
The Sultan to the new American minister:
"Now, Horace, you must keep away from
the harem and attend to your international
affairs. we don't know anything about true
inwardness and moral Niagaras nere."
''Three dead and II in hospital" are the
reported effects of the Dublin warehouse
fire. Some people can't stand prosperity,
even when it comes in tho shape Of good
whisky.-NeTY York Commercial Advertiser.
Considerable CONSERVATION was recently
caused in the st. Louis Republican Office
from the knowledge of the fact that the desk
of it's Paris correspondent was located in the
wrong corner of the room, geographically.
A man up the lake wants to know what a
HOLOCAUST is. As near as we can make out
from an Omaha paper before US, it is used to
make an article on the burning of a horse
barn read sort o. high toned,-l Detroit Free
Press.
A lean mems clam bake is the sensation at
the Newark valley trout ponds, in New
York, for July 8. An exchange remarks:
sEvery walking sugar tongs and ami
mated clothes pin in this section is expected
to be present"
The war between the railroads is over and
the lions, having got through fighting, will
devote themselves to lying down with their
usual Landslide public. We have found
that a lion always eats better in this pos
ture.-Baltimore Bulletin.
al don't mean to say that Gen. Sherman
was not fair soldier" says Sergeant Bates,
apropos of "the book "but it would have
looked better il he had mentioned some of
the more conspicuous rank and file by
name."-Buffalo Express.
A Cairo musQuito, which came up on a
New Orleans boat, was caught out in the
severe freeze of Tuesday night, and lies dead
on Fifth street. The attention of the dead
animal contractor is called to the carcass
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
Beecher said something about the Bsptists
which gave grest sffense. A friend warn
ing him of the consequences, Henry replied:
sswel, il doesn't matter much. When tin
kettle is tied to q dogs tail, the addition of
few pots and kettles can not aggravate
him great deal more"
It Is said that certain st. Louis eritor
can swear in Latin. Quite neat accom-
plishment, certainly; but he would make a
much better paper than he now does If the
time squandered In learning to swear in
Latin had been spent in learning 70 write in
English.-C0urier-Jour
Gath, after a brief experience on the st
Louis Timss, iuds himself the managing
editor of bear garden, where endless relays
of csptesting proprietors flourish pistols and
pull hair. Gath's first contributions after
taking his new position were views from
Hthe east window We now expect from