Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1875-12-10
MULTUM In PARYO.

TRY-FLING Misunderstanding matches.
A WARNING to travelers-the Pacific,
oh, shun!
THE publics cool question-What's the
prospect for the ice crop?
Strawberries grown in the open air
have appeared in the Georgia markets.
AN economical Japanese family can
live on three cents a day If buckled down
to it. ~
A FRENCHMAN has discovered that the
foot and mouth disease may be prevented
by vaccination.
| THE noblest reformer is he who, reSOlv-
| ing to make true man OF himself, sue
ceeds in his work. .Eear
| WHOEVER it was that called sausage
ga ground-hog'' has made the best pun OF
the current month.
JESSE PARRISH, of Linn County, Ore,
has chair which has been in the Parrish
family for 175 years
ENGLAND calls its big cannon =" the
Woolwich infant because it +" bellers" so
frequently The great baby!
MEXICO has girl at Jalapa with three
arms. Couldn't she make things lively,
though, at domestic hair-pulling?
Ii American soldiers get lost and cross
into Mexico and kill some cattle thieves
who can blame them?-D Detroit Free Press.
GOODWIN SMITH has just married, and
has also ceased lecturing. 1t is under
stood that he has resigned in favor Of his
wife, 3iaA
IT is now suggested that, as an offset to
Thanksgiving Day, a Grumble day might
be appointed for those who are never
thankful.
SOME people are estimating the Aston
property at $300,000,000, but, somehow,
no one Steps forward and offers that much
for it in cash. @
A NEWSPAPER bedded in gravel and
turned into stone was lately found in
Hartland, n. Y, the printing being PLAIN
ly visible to the naked eye.
THE st. Louis Globe Democrat would
lust like to see a woman stoop to con
ouern without breaking her back or de-
stroying eighteen yards Of dress goods.
IT is said that the Missouri River In
dams, who comprise about 70 per cent OF
the Indians who have right to the Black
Hills country, have voted to sell their in
terest to the whites.
AN English clergyman, who has recent
ly visited Salt Lake, has given currency to
| the idea that the Mormons are maturing
project to purchase the Holy Land, and
set themselves up in Jerusalem.
RfcHELIEU's remark, "There's no such
word as fail should be modified to
meet the present unpleasant times SO as
| to state about how many cents will be
paid on the dollar.-N. 2. World.
( "A SCHOOL, TEACHER in Leandro, Cal, is
| in trouble for brutal treatment of his pu-
nils. He compelled boy to walk up
| fIigbt of twenty nine steps 100 times for
the offense of looking over his shoulder
THE world was created pretty near right,
after all. You never hear poor man
with a large family to care for ever com
blaming that half his winter supply of
potatoes had rotted in The bins.-FTee
Press. @t4&
IT turns out that the steamship Pacific
shouldn't have been lost, but she was lost,
and three columns of theory as to why
she wasn't saved won't console the
mourners bit
PRoF. RILEY, State Entomologist OF
! Missouri, recommends that the State pay
dollar a bushel for grasshopper eggs
and fifty cents bushel for dead insects.
! But he does not fear return OF the pests
for some years.
/ THE Danbury Meas sees something
humorous in the remark OF a girl VINO
/ said she would take an afternoon nap II
She was not too tired. 1t was perfectly
/ sensible observation. People who are al
ready tired very naturally do not wish to
retire.
THE Albanians, of New York, do not
propose to establish any soup-houses this
winter. The experiment was tried last
winter and found to work poorly, the I'M
worthy being fed, while the worthy poor
remained away.
SPEAKING of names, the author OF The
Circuit RIDER tells US that there is a fam
/ ily in Virginia who spell their name En-
routy" and pronounce it Darby" We
i should as soon think of spelling a name
/ smith and calling it Dunderanbiitzen
Louisville O0urieTJ 0ur7adJ.
A VERY simple walking-cane, with
| candle enclosed, which might be con-
venlent for use in dark passages, or even
for reading in railroad cars, has been in
vented by a German. The top portion
consists of hollow cylinder screwed on,
and containing spring to press upward
as fast as consumed candle in it. IL is
closed by screw cap, which forms con-
yenient top