Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1875-03-05
FEMININE GOSSIP.
Ny eyes with tears Is red and dim,
Cause he loves she and loves him;
But they'll be better by and by,
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FEhtNINE GOSSIP.
| My eyes with tears is red and dim,
Cause he loves she and loves him;
Bat thew III he better by and by,
When she cuts him and he loves -
t kalakaua remarked to a friend, befor,
: leaving Washington, that the ladies Of thai
city appeared to him very forward" One
Of his attendants, who CHANGED at the mo
p ment to espy fashionable dressed female
VITA an enormous hustle, expressed the opin-
ion that they seemed to him principally
backward. '-Brooklyn Argus.
\ young man in the country announces
that he will give chrome to the young lady
VINO will take him for better or for worse.
Tom Owens, of Iowa, is a man of the
strictes: impartiality lie has had three
wives. and lie drowned them all in the same
well.
A Philadelphia broker courted a Young
lady for six years. and WIS too hashful to ask
for her hand until her brother hor-ewhipped
him into Ii.
\ Nevada man who had seven homely
daughters, got Il paper TO hint that he
had seven kegs filed with gold in his cellar,
and every girl was married in five months.
\ young lady in Kenosha, Wis, made q
trip to Niagara Falls and back, and for six
months Afterwards She refused 10 speak to
any OF her OLD chums who hadn't travelled.
\ young lady who came to the city to
see what was advertised as n "Srectacular
drama, came home greatly Disappointed.
She says not orc Of the actors wore spccia-
c!es
j Darwin man went coou-hunting, re-
Gently and, on coming home, mistook hi
wile's bandbox for a stool. and sat down on
/ 1t. There were no harsh words, no tears.
no upbraiding-she simply raped him with
a club.
4 Philadelphia man says that. when his
/ wife gets up in the morning with a Jerk,
and negleeting to do up her hair, goes 81
| lently about her work, she l. materalizinc
a domestic row which before night viii shake
| the house To its foundations.
Lacretia Boyd, Of ElizaAethtown, settled
the matter with her slow woaer by simply
shedding a few tears and saying Il don't
believe | have real friend on earth. What
could the poor fellow do bnt open his arms
and exclaim So Here is your relnge
\ iinely-lre-sej lady slipped and fell near
the post-ofice yesterday, aud tie bootback
who assisted her To her feet. inquired
No, guess not, she responded, bat I'm
Just as mad as ii had broken q dozln of
EN- '-Detr0l Ere Press.
In a shop window in Paris, Is tie follow
ing announcement " \ fine human skin.
taken of whole and tanned in that condi-
tion. 1t Is the skin Of ASA, who was the
most lovely of the slaves OF the Emperor Of
Morocco. She was only 20 when She died,
and her skin was milk white
Pretty Salle Adams, OF Portland, brought
the man she loved to the popping point by
saying to him. while CLEANS 90 loye-light
shot from her half-shut evcs, 60 have had
two offers Of marriage The first cid net
please me and rs Tor the second. II have
"a spperstitious regard io- odj numbers.
\ lady in Springfield. has forced her ha,-
balI and three grown up sons to take board
at 4 ncighhor'=. as she finds it impossible
10 spare time fl7 homework while
the Titon-Becchcr rial is going on. She /,
a slow reader. and it : only Ay leg.nning
at daylight that She IS enabled - keep up
with the evidence.
Mrs. Dale, Of Detroit. ncId "a hot buck
wheat CAKE over Aef h1soahi $ ''aN'oh1nc'
ior several minutes because lie expressed il!'
1i-appFo'@I "l Tree love uo'uIh,'' l, III,
'4iaiiy must DC run 'h an nHse''ari'A '''is'
saia AiFS- j.
= female member of the Goldfish aristocla- /
cy' IN resaiing Il country lr'ehi IN -"e res
enee OF her son. "a "ickeo FoutH', "iih an I
accodnt oi a party She hal re'enNF gwen /
SAID q" W onid You believe H. we A'd Two /
generals a ials', popu-air au'.'f' q -lu@.,
les euluel Il uit a1iEc Atht4'htd 7
vOuth "nn1 there 1yas 4 ferutv--nerif who /
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ont before 4ur,r- and dad hqsn't como .
home YET
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