The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-07-03
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Laughing Gas.

Laughing d0Ss
Shades Of night window eurtaiDs.
| Sheet music children crying IN
bed. - 4 sseasa
The cause of woman suffrage ~the
scarcity ofhusbands.
Il What portions Of the body are the
best travellers the, two wrists. s, nd 81
i Stamps are not rsenipsa % nsAas s.
but it takes "staupsn 70 pay 'em.
What is that which, By losin9 an
eye, has only nose left I a noise.
The hair from lady's braid should
never be worn on the lapel Of 4 gem E
:tleman's coat unless The parties are
engaged.
/ Young Lady Is this q smoking
cart Fellow. inside 6 No, marnl,;
# yen want to smoke You mnst take
the for'ard car.
Of what beverage did Jnlius Caesar
dief Of Roman punch, almiais-
tered By Brutus.
tits generally the case with had
boys, remarks Miss Susan B. Antlio-
ny, "that they lock like their naotherss
and act like their fathers"
| Your feet are very stylish, said s
a naa - ~ l's a,,snu, whose Ieel vas Gov
erea Win onn,ons- Ne, net stylish,
but exceedingly nobby," was the good
natured reply. q 4aa ss'''ss
A Kansas paper says SO Il mul4
kicked an insurance agent In TIL
l'l..ss W sae, eneek Ine ctller DAY. In
gn;s vueeA Was unlnJ urea !, oat me
Mules moor was Dfoken." =.
Kansas teacher =" Where does aH
Of our grain product 50 to ~ Bog
WI nt goes lnto tne hopper" . HOPPER!
~ nas HoRl,el 9faesnoppef
s'iuu' i,nant'y sla'ateds tne iael. k5s't'y in,
OldLady (whosleeps bally:) s.Now,
Mary. it ! should want to light. my
candle, are the matches there q Mary:
Yes, n,a'am, there's war" Cd
Lady One Why, i It misses fre,
or won't light Mary "Ob, diviLa&
leal " H. ma am. sure 8. th re ~. .If.s
70 yoa enjoy going 70 church,
now t" asked lady Of Mrs. Parting
ton. La, me, do, = said Mrs. Par
tlngton. " Nothing does me 90 much
good as to got mp early on Santlay
morning and 50 70 church, and lear, I
q popy!nus minister dispense with the
gospel"
a fond parent who bought q COW
Tor ms simmer residences IN antelope
ti0h 81 Enc deilght TINT tho prodnce.
Wonid cause ms little daughter, was
somewhat ~ chagrlned when Miss Pert,
looking upon . pan Of ncctsr, ex-
ciAimed On the hOfI1d yeaDew
sc,in1s IT. jslst halt 40. ggoA ~ The, j.
NICE blue milk we get in Boston"
There was ludicrously sudden de- 5
scent from the sublime to the ridicu-
lons where q clergyman preaching on
tiie Ministry OF Angels snddenly
observed, " bear whisper, the
Chan ge Ut tone started one Of theIdea-
cons, VINO sat below, from q dr0Msy
MOOD, ana sprnglng to his feat he,
CRED, Its the boys IN the gallery"
English Tourist Tin Ireland -tfToll
me, waiter, at what hour does the first
train leave for Clonmel Waiter
IS Is it the furst thrain. SORT I'm NOT
rightly shure. The nome tllrain up
used 70 leave az nat past nolne-bnt
fax 1t goes at tin now, and there's no,
furst thraln now at all. But I'll AK
at the bar, sor!"
Aunt Hetty inquired Of the ser;yyalii,,1..-
girl recently if she came from. INA
hungarian PARTS of ireland. On ,l,ei,,S
fold tlo+ L.,. ...,.. e.-1 9
was somewhat detective. She ercnae.l
herself by saying. g ,hain,t mnch
learnin'; | never went to school but
one day, and that was in the evenin'
and we hadn'e no candle, and the
master didn't come, I ssa
Jones went to theatre the other
s EVE ns:s The 3, play "a. BAD &c ct:
we're Kissing both, q on1 taLe Il.
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