The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-11-04

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Oysters and squirrels car now be
gathered. So can quails be picked!
The tramps- are on the war path
Keep your shot guns loaded.
Twenty-six snow storms are pre-
dicted this winter. Murphy.
The walnut 'crop" was a good one
and the boys have gathered them in.
~Jennie. June" defends tho pull
back. So, girls, you have bold COM
panion.
"Indian Summer" like the poor In
dian has gone west to grow up with
the country.
You need not shoot your dorg-
bondholders like they are exempt
from taxation.
The crusaders are becoming more
active throughout the State since the
election of Hayes. rC0 0or
Which would you rather be, an
irresponsible carpet Dagger o an
irresponsible LIAR?
Shakespeare says: HPatch grief with
Proverbs )" but pantaloons cannot be
SO mitigatcd. We tried it.
The Nischinshinjirhi, the Tokino-
nichinchi Schinbuin, and the Chin
bansashi, are Japanese newspapers.
The price ofpork is advancing, ow-
ing 10 the hog cholera which has
broken out in many parts ofthe State.
Young men with light moustaches
should strengthen their boards by
helping their mothers to split wood.
Three children in Pennsylvania
started the fire with Kerosene. Two
of them-gone to meet the little n
gels.
We heard q fellow remark the 9TH
er day that "the scarcity of green
backs was a - reality" He voted
for Hayesi
From the appearances of our K
changes and the situation" herea-
bouts the matrimonial market is dull.
Decidedly &c.
Young married men, pause in your
mad career, every time you smoke a
ten cent cigar you squander a peck of
potatoes.
All the talk about the dog-t,x is
dog-gone nonsense. The vote for the
amendment was too dog-on small for
all practical Purposes.
Not including the drug stores there
are only twelve places where the dit
tie brown jug" can be filled in Eaton,
and yet we are not happy.
No wood will be received at this
Office on subscription except between
the hours of seven in the morning and
six in the evening.
Whiteside is ready to receive taxes.
"Rag babies" cabbage leaves" and
scorn stalks and SIGH will be consid-
cred good, but no silver.
Take good care of your horses
keep them warm and comfortable, and
be careful of their feed, and the cpl
zootic won't ur them.
Persons who "drop into" our Office
while ihe editor is absent and pry in
to things not of their business VIII
confer . favor by staying away.
A woman is very like a kettle, if
you come to think of it. She sings
away SO pleasantly-then she stops
and, when you least expect it, she
boils over!
Things are beginning to look lively
now. The farmers are thronging our
streets with their wagons loaded with
corn, potatoes, wood, hay, and other
produce.
Don't sit still and croak about the
hard winter that's coming. Husband
your and systematic your
charities, and it may not prove go
hard after all.
1t is no trouble for some persons to
get up at four o'clock. in the morning
to go hunting, but devilish hard
work to get them up to build a fire
two hours later.
A heavy storm Of thunder, light
ming, wind and rain passed over Ea-
ton on Friday night last, and our
Town Clock became frightened and
refused to strike.
ais money plenty ?" asks a cores
pondent: We cannot say, but the re-
ceipts of the billiard rooms average
$50 q day, and women buy striped
stockings which cost $50 a pair.
The frogs have ceased their We
ming concerts; tho mosquitoes have
gone into winter quarters, and the
flies have contracted, but enough is
left yet TO initiate the cream pitcher.
"Ef county fairs is goin' to do ag-
rlcnitsr' emmy good" says Long Is
land farmer, keep out the wimmen.
Them air pall-backs gets a mans eye
30 sot that he can't see nothin' else."
He had not slept 8 wink for twenty
four hours, coughing all the time.
His sister bought a rs cent bottle of
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup at the near
est drug store, gave hiia a dose, and
the cough was broken at once and lie
slept quietly through the night.