The Morning herald., 1875-12-06
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Some people won't let we'll enough alone
Take, for instance, the man who, having
been sentenced to fine of IS and costs
applied for reconsideration of the case
and got three months in the penitentiary.
The cheapest Shoe Store in the city is =
Seventh and Poplar. M. Danahee.
A man rushed excitedly into a lawyer
office in Towanda, last week, and said, 81
man has tied hoop to my horses tail
Can l do anything about 20 eyes, *
and unite it-fee So Waverly ADVOCATE.
Mothers, do not let your darlings suhel
with the Whooping Cough, if you have 9
remedy so near at hand. Use Bulls Cougl
Syrup, and the little sufferers will soon fine
relief. Price, 25 cents.
j Clayton Massey, No. 404 King street
has laid in lot of ladies' gold watches
line jewelry, gold and silver lead pencils
and everything in that line, suitable for
Christmas presents.
The temperate are most truly luxurious
By abstaining from most things, it is sur.
prising how many things we enjoy.
For pair of white kid slippers for balls
or parties, 90 to Fennessey's, 221 Market
Street.
The girls don't like that sweet little Sun
day School song, "Put your armor on, my
boys" because it sounds so much like "Put
your arms around me, boys" that it makes
em feel lonesome.
Drinking toasts is not fashionable.
Eggs, as a diet, promote longevity.
Moreland's store is on the corner of 4th
and Poplar SITS. He has on hand large
stock of shoes, which are selling low.
"Was the crowd tumul tuous % inquired
one man of another who had just come
from mass meeting. "Too multuous," re
piled the other. ooh, no, Just about mul-
tuous enough to comfortably fill the hall"
Cheap! extravagantly cheap! All shapes
and sizes of ladies' felt hats at 80 and 40
cts, for sale at 121 Shipley street.
The Directors of the National Bank of
Delaware have just completed tie papering
of their banking-room. The work was
done by A. B. Jones, paper hanger, 61S
Market street.
Some Boston gentlemen have just organ
lied rifle club. They'll find it amounts to
considerable Of . bore.
Beds renovated at Adair's, 4th and King
Sts
AT court dinner in St. Petersburg, plates
were set for 1850 persons.
Go to O'Connor's new establishment, No
2 East 3rd street, over DubelEs hat store.
He sells stylish and good fitting garment
at from Toto 12 per cent. cheaper than
any other tailor.
The bump Of destructiveness.- railway
collision.
A round OF pleasure. A promenade con-
cert.
Low prices at Fennessey's shoe empor-
ium, 22l Market street White kid slippers
a specially. A most useful holiday present
is pair of shoes.
The gymnastic of the circus always wears
his spring clothes.
When NAV ship at sea be said not to be
on water When she is on fire.
At 4l0 King street, can be found the
latest styles of well made furniture, which |
is selling very cheap. The above is the old
est and most reliable establishment in the
State and is kept by j. g. J. N. Harman.
1t is supposed by learned men that the
first bet ever made was the alphabet.
" He sells shoes lower, cheaper, than any
BODY else in the city," Who is he /"
Why Daniel McCusker, ZIG West I'd st.,
O be sure"
"Wood is the thing, after all, - as the man
With wooden leg said, when the mad dog
vt it.
Fen makers are a bad lot. They make
'eople steel pens and then they say they do
1rite.
Now is the time to get stove patterns and
ugs at Mcbride s, 72S Market street, cheap.
"Have you much fish in your bag9" asked
person of a tsherman.-"Yes, there's
ood eel in it, was the rather slippery reply.
John Green, 2O4 West Second st., is SELL
ng boots and shoes at great reduction.
The legal question which is exercising the
awyers of New York is, "Does cow be-
ONE real estate when she is turned into
eld?"
The man whose hair turned white in
ingle night is surpassed by the New York
irl who lost hers completely off in one
ance,