, 1875-01-13
PERSONAL.

SaEi&l IN tito 5Nt1IY r.
If ho ia not soon moldcring in tho grave nlm-
self, Victor Hugo will write up John bro"n'
i converted 3ochay haH shocked the church by
allueling to tie receipts at fair as gate
money"
Poetic Justice: A Boston doctor has died from
the effects of phAliug tho ethos no administered
10 patient
Gen, Shields would lsavc hcou elected Speaker
of tl,o House III tho Missouri Legislature but
for his deufness.
Tia atntc1monts recently mado relative to Aid.
spaldtug's Hoyero illness nre incorrect. lilo is
rapidly improving, aud Is abe to Zoo hiH friends
MI. Horace E. acut1der will rcliuquisli thopub-
lislling business for puro literature. II money
Ia his object, publishing cannot be very profit
atle pursuit..
At indianapolis member Of tho Legislature
Ia about to cast gloom over tho cnt'Ee cou-
1nuuity. His bill for the suppression Of cock
Aghtsug Is nearly ready.
A Now York paper says that certain dlstin~
guished clergyman "was intended for the minis
try whom lie WAS in his cradle" Born with
cau Isl. Louis Glooe.
They arc laughing at a New 1pswich man who
kept little "ardcnt" in mik-cau. and by mis-
take filled 1t up with milk, sending eight quarta
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.,,,a.a ~ tor .A' nvst.rs H. Tmn,o Ina Tha mar
49,. ,.I. - 49,, :, r-nr,s, ), phic,, svoItowcd
UP oystors. profits, and all. So lie auca for
$4,000.
lnalanspo,'a as ~ei aa utuef rt.'es nu"'s ~.
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$500 iii. ,,,o,,. onn'e,,oontb tha nonu,stIon
- sn, C,,;a.nn ~ ~'e~
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n.snop envnoy u Inl'aso' ess ~ o'sssns aes
OF Ep'seopal ropes anu NOE OF s'l9ef-nonn.e"
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Ane "oes u Ing pas'of nie "''nous "n''' n1
nos. eslas ". oases' pss'or o. .u'otou
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: oeo 1ho'nss T. Geketl has tes'sp1a " iuA ohlse
j j "a eonefa. eepeitn'ena9nt VI ~ sne l.a',efn ~
'1s4on y, wv "os'oiu ~. unton As1esiApu eo"
, paay IL New iorx' nna slce-lleelaens 4hnm1ota
/ Sss.. ~ .e''e'
srs ne M sssng + ~ ~ ypn w.
not scelng lt-od9utn Afilitr in tns f,nitptnd<mt
! The stern originality Of this remark stamps it
It onco as AN emission from the author Of
! "songB Of the Sun Lands"
i The Brooklyn aud Troy papers think Field
! lnade mistake In settling upon Lis wife the
{ e15, 600 damages naid by her eeducer, Thcy
i think 1t Is a pramium On vice, which means tha
j they would 20 twice as fas sstraY for half the
!; money.
/; According to tho Manchester Qa.) Press Mrs.
:. Baxter, who recovered iong-ioss 500, "could
neither cat nor a1oep, and Is ono OF tho happtest
6omon In tho country" Look At that, you in
;, mates Of county pooz-houses. You ought to ba in
;. poronnlal Eden.
]. Lord Dutrsrin won barrel Of -four at curling
/; s match tho other day. Let that bald-headBd in
+ Eant and bis bad-headed aunt Who have been
4, furnishing The itemizera with material for tho
f past eight or len wceAa apply to his Excellenoy
+ Tor Instructions and quit.
4 People in Nen York now know that ooncua-
:slon is the HeralTs idea Of writ. A nto-glyc-
srtno explosion in New Jersey Is reported in TINT
intellectual paper ~ "a hugo Joke" Nothing
but steam or nitro-glycerlna can force q toke
INTO Herald nRn'y brain.
9purgeon thinks ANYTHING 1nctt,rnata +, .h.t.
congregation into tttontior H. .dro,s..ns
gauo OF battlelore and shuttlecock Ia the pul-
pit. and says ho know Clergyman who tried the
1Pef'ment. IAero could not have baeu any To-
portota round whom he tried it.
When Chicago policeman rooa hoh,na a f,r,.
+: ber pile aud shoots throo ballp throuoh his b,t
= and runs up to headquarters and tella abor. hia
!. adventure with tho Benders. OF Kansna tl,av
raise bis wages On tie spot. Merit ia alv.va "a,
! xarded in Chicago.-Face.io. ne,o,uoner.
(: wb.n ,1a s., o.,,.a,u aa -
/ tuuuing for Justtco Of tha penca bfa ,ita ".'
ttcpaton of honora In atore for hor aatd. ,,se..
dear. when vou rot 10 bo Justlco NJ the po,ac .'
what viii be- ;" "Yon. +" aa,d o)d Fam :. e1o' ~ho
: sou'll be tho samo old foo1 yon slwava VIA ~ ~
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and d.Iiyor u tr5nr,na,a ~ s''s z..a ,,1 1Pvssu
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p..o 80,
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