The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1875-09-30


"Is the Colonel here p shouted man,
sticking his head into Kansas City
street car. I" He is" answered thirteen
men as they rose up.
"THE business end of mule" is the
way Texas editor describes the heels
of the team which unloaded half bun
die of paper at the back door Of his
Office.
WE often live under cloud, and it is
we'll for us that we should do so. Unin-
terrupted sunshine would parch OuI
hearts. We want shade and rain to cool
and refresh them.
LORENZO DAY having married Mi
Martha Week, local paper comments:
A Day is made, Week is lost,
But time should not complain
There'll soon be little Days enough
To make the Week again.
WHAT word is that in the English
language, the two first letters of which
signify man, the first three a woman
the first four great man, and the whole
great w0man?-Heroine.
WHEN you hear a good story from the
lips of stupid man, and see silk UNI
brella in the hands of man who does
not pay for a newspaper, you may know
that both have been borrowed.
The three wonders of the world at
present are-How fluff accumulates ir
vest pockets, where the pins 60 to, anC
when q man comes out of saloon he
looks one way and goes the other.
A FEW days ago Norwich maj
lorult N a1oat Of +ao IN prnuiAopna anf
on opening it found a stone weighing
nearly eleven pounds. Ho remarked
that the weighs of Providence are mys
terious.
FAIR, green-girdled mother of mine,
Sea, thou art clothed with the sun and the rain,
Thy sweet bard kisses are strong like wine,
Thy large embraces are keen like pain
Save me and hide me with all thy waves,
Find me one grave Of thy thousand graves,
Those pure cold populous graves of thine,
Wrought without hand In a world without stain
-Spinburns.
THE dogs around Fairfax, Iowa, are
holding congratulation meetings. Ms.
John Mitchell, Of that place, has lately
imported a number of remarkably fine
sheep from Scotland, each of which cost
him 5000.
AN Indianapolis Court decides that
the fact of q girl being engaged to sew
eral gentlemen at once is no bar to hel
suing each of them for breach of promise.
And if a woman wants more rights thar
that she's hard to please.
A CERTAIN editor, soon after he began
to learn the printing business, fell in love
with a preachers daughter. The next
time he attended meeting, he was rather
taken down at hearing the preacher an
nounce: "My daughter is grievously
tormented with devil"
The Scottish-American Journal on Eng
lish pronunciation
Your hairs your affair." hair; your hats your at
Your arms your harm, the kit you call the cat;
Your hans your and park you y call Pawk;
brute's a bruoot an ass you call hass,
Your hearts your art, and gal you call a lass;
We hear you call the word propose, propows;
And worse than that, you call your nose your nows.
hens an " n !" your head you call an 'ead;
A mans min; an egg with yousa hegg;..
In place of GUS" you put In double "u's;'
The funny man Of the Milwaukee
Ne,cs tells the following domestic tale:
Jane has got nicely turned ankle,
hain't sheT said John to his wife the
other day And then John noticed
strange, unearthly CLEAN in the eye of
his spouse, which made him feel very
uncomfortable, he knew not why. But
the next day the place which Jane had
filled in the domestic economy of the
household was occupied by middle
aged woman with ankles like those of
Mullingar heifer.