The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1875-09-11
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

As q stranger in Detroit was knocking
ut the door OF a house one Second street,
q boy came round the corner and in
quired: Got anything TO sell 7" "Yes,
l want to sell Your mother II box of tooth
paste" Might us well get off, the
steps, CONTINUED the boy, as a smile
broke ont around his mouth; "she's got
store teeth, and she cleans 'em with a
wooden rag"
A certain young gentleman of Evans
tbnl, lnd.,J recently accompanied a lady
to Il train to see her safely started on her
JOURNEY He carried her railroad ticket
III hispocket for safety, aud found it there,
when he reached home, some hours after
the train left. .......- ,+.---.
Avery neat bit of satire is embodied
in this clipping from the Ddnbury Ne,os:
"A liik-pltcher, thrown by his wife at a
Nelson street man. on Monday moo
missed the aim aud ruined a handsome
frame which enclosed the words, God
bless our home" sw #e
VA "charm DOCTOR recently restored
the speech of a Tennessee woman who
had been dumb for seven years, and tie
last seen of him he was sitting on a rail
fence picking, the buckshot ont of his
head, while the infatuated husband WAS
hustling toward home to reload his
gun. sET. E9lTgy T ~ GFT
The little daughter of a clergyman in a
parish not far from New Haven, after
having had charged of the Iaby. all day
while h folks were renoyating the house,
asked at night if she might pray for what
she wished. The request being granted,
she said her usual PRAYER supplementing
itavith land please Lord, don't let us
have any more house-cleaning."
Say what you will against narrow
skirts. it is easier for a lady and gentle
man to walk under one umbrella than it
used to be.
A Pennsylvania ladies' MAJ saws he is
never satisfied that his lady friends un-
derstand q kiss, unless he has it from
their mouths.
Saratoga widow observes that there isn't
half as much husband hunting there as
there is at Newport, Long branch, or
May.
A young English girl. with beautiful
long braids OF hair down her back, was
robbed of her locks in Paris, the other
day. by a man who cut them off with a
razor and escaped.
An Austrian Prince has been to Sara
tpga and got away again before the girls
knew it.
There was a place set apart in heaven
for good wives who could Judge a wicked
thing as harshly when u man did it as
when u woman did it. But it has never
been occupied, | believe.
1t is an old saying that II it is never too
late to mend. and the man who makes
his wife sit up, ON a hot night to fix his
old clothes, While he snored under the.
mosquito-bar, is the SCOT of a person to
say 1t. >
A resident of Pittsfeld. Mass, pub-
fishes his belief that there are separate
heavens for men and women. His argri-
ment Is that all the troubles in this life
arises fsom the minsling of The sexes.
Nearly LOG, 900 people have been killed
by yiaeuce during the past year. and
yet women will stand on the back of a
chair to reach the top shelf of the pantry.
The only time that "a boy has any idea
reforming and becoming good is when he
is freed among the cherries BY Il lank far
mef and Il couple Of mastiffs.
West Troy has u boat club OF young
women bnt they usually take young men
todothe rowing.
The low origin of-a person is forgotten
in q measure when the great amount of
bis money is looked at.
.Centennialville' is what they are call
ing Philadelphia DOW.
vftIY9u lock as line as a hired girl r is
the compliment u Hudson miss OF tender
wears paid her mother with the other
day.
-" Sixteen brothers in a bar-room, all
stepping up to the counter at once and
for whisky straight" was one OF
the notable incidents OF the day ut u Tex
hanging trr