The Morning herald., 1875-12-28
QUE HINIATUREPO POSTED.

On March Is, 1872, cold northwest wint
appeared in the great west, between tn,
Mississippi river and the Rocky mountains
On the 18th 1t crossed the space between
the same river and the Allegheny noun
tains. On the 18th it reached New Yorb
and other Atlantic ports, and went out tc
sea. This wave had a front of at least q
thousand miles, and travelled at the rate OF
i've hundred miles per day. 1t lowered the
temperature Of places it passed over more
than twenty degrees.
It speaks for itself, is what a lady said OF
Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup the other day, for
single bottle cured my child of a most
dreadful cough. ~.
An old German froze his nose While
49,. ;" the frost out, he remarked, "By
.ns"M understand dis ting. I haf cary
a.. tam -. ~ fc,,> years, and he nefer freezed
hisself pefote."
Cheap walking boots for ladies ana gen
tlemeI, 1t Dennis Tennessey s, "a Market
street.
"Brudder JONES'" said Eslered elder 4
his white pastor. "cudn't you preach once
widout sich talk about lyin' and stealin'
and give US one day to real comfortin' re-
ligion"
j. Mcbride, 7ss Market street, has
Knapp's patent spring roller shades for
Sl.75 each.
Two hundred and fifty thousand year ago
the winters of our hemisphere were thirty
two Gays longer, and the sun fourteen mil
miles farther away than now. Our
rinters were twenty-eight degrees
than now.
farmer should SOW his P's, keep his
lrm, hive his BIS. kill off the is, re-
er whist he C's. take care of the VS.,
i he O's, teach his wife not to rs,
anu take his E's: and all our citizens should
examine Noreland's stock Of shoes, at
Fourth and Poplar, before purchasing.
Smith can't see why his wife should OBJ
iec, to the club because when he came
home be said, any dear. it's the ccldest
year for many nights: at fifteen degrees
past ten. the clock stood at sixteen minutes
below freezo.''
Of al things nicely fitting suit is great
y TO be admired. If you &c: your clothes
from ". O'Conor, No. East Third Street,
they will always fit you.
A Aiss Tanner, who recently married a
widower named Hyde with eleven children,
says she has given up tanning. and is now
dressing Hydes.
NcCusker. PIG West Second street .prides
himself on making boots and shoes that fit
10 dot.
At country store, devoted to hardware
and furniture, two ladies asked for cradles.
The clerk said all were sold, as it was lit
lie out of season. The ladies looked laugh
ed and as they left the store, said ''Out of
season ar We thought babies were always
in season.
Housekeepers can have their beds reno
waited and done properly at L. F. Adair's,
Fourth and King streets.
Said the clergyman: "My dear sir. you
are near this hfe's end. Don't you feel the
need Of . new heart % ''Not half 20 much
ss seed new liver" said the sick man
Dining room and chamber furniture Ol
all kinds and styles At J. and J. n. Har.
mans, 40 King street.
Bridget, Av you please, sur, is this q
dhry-goods store '--Salesman, Certainly
ma'a1.-Bridgst, Och. begorra, where'll ]
be goin' thin for washered silk!
Green, 204 West Second street, has a well
selected stock of boots and shoes on hand
Is there . gentleman in the house
with one eye by the name of Walker
81 am sorry don't know. What was th,
name Of his other eye!
Cheap and good oyster stews at Jo,
Waits, Water and Market streets.
A lady asked q gentleman how old h
was. He replied, "What you do in every
thing" What was his age III.
One Of the most enterprising boot an
shoe dealers in this City is E. Donahoe, 30
Market street. He started business in
small way and now does as large bushes
as any shoe dealer in the City. Mr.. D. ha
always been liberal advertiser and backe'
up his advertisements with q large ant
varied stock of boots and shoes, which h
constantly added to as soon as new style
resppeared in the market He makes poin
TO buy the finest goods in the market and u