The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1875-03-26
All Sorts.

All Sorts.
ONO naturalized 1854 persons last
year.
BAILEY, the Danbury Neaos-ance, is
back from Europe.
A DAUGHTER of ex-President Tyler is
at school in Washington.
PUPns are now forbidden to study out
OF school hours in Philadelphia.
FRANCE has but one doctor to every
2, 400 inhabitants; America has one to
every 800.
Two EXPEDITIONS will leave CHEYENNE
for the Black Hills as soon as the wealth
er will permit.
THE New York Legislature is doing a
good thing in making pawnbrokers pay q
license of 81 900.
In many of the New Hampshire towns
farmers are obliged to melt snow to get
water for their cattle.
FRANCIS KEY, who wrote the "Star
Spangled Banner, was q nephew of
Chief-Justice Taney.
The original manuscript of Gray's
s. Elegy in Country Churchyard - is
for sale in London.
CHARLES HEBER CLARK Max Adelerl
has been admitted to partnership in
the Philadelphia Bulletin.
THE Rochester Chronicle thinks that
the money used in printing tracts ought
to be spent in warming churches.
Tom THUMB says he shall never engage
III the show business again, as he can
lend all his money at eleven per cent.
THE young men of America who want
to hold Office are respectfully referred to
the Pacific Mail investigation.
An Indiana man had the ramrod of
shotgun shot through him, ami the only
damage done was ga drrn queer feel
ing"
rid of the brigands, the brigands want
to get rid of the government, and there
it is
CHRIsTIANCY, Paddock, and Cameron,
the new Senators from Michigan, Ne
braska, and Wisconsin, are natives of
New York.
The Shah of Persia has granted rail-
way concession to a Russian General,
disregarding the existing concession to
Baron Reuter-.
AN Ohio man proposes to dam Detroit
river and drain Lake Erie in order to
recover a silver tobacco-box which he
lost last summer.
A Boston firm has novel idea in ad-
vertising they offer $500 in gold to the
person who can guess nearest the gross
weight of their eight-horse team.
SINCE the disappearance of Charley
Ross eleven kidnapped children have
been recovered by their parents through
the agitations caused by the reward.
FATHER WILLIAM TAYLOR, soldier of
the war of 1912, and the first male born
in Cincinnati, died recently. Father
Taylor celebrated his golden wedding in
1868.
1T didn't kill sc human this time,
that fatal shotgun it merely fell down
went off and blew the fiddle-strings out OF
the family cat.
THE whole product of the precious
| metals west of the Mississippi last year
was some $74, ,OOO,O 600. It Is not i'm
mines may add $50, 900, 900 to this pro
duct.
OF 106 deaths from deirum tremene
in the English army in India, Sc victims
were Sergeants, and only 20 privates. Sc
they propose to investigate how it is that
Sergeants can get liquor SO much more
freely.
BILLY Copy, otherwise known as Buf
falo William, Is climbing the slippery
path where fame's proud temple shines
afar" by recommending through the
newspapers the quality Of patent medi
cine.
THERE are four living Queens of Spain,
so-called: Christine, widow of Ferdinand
| VII, who resides at Sante Adresse, neal
Havre Isabella H., mother of Alfonso
XII; the Duchess of Aosta, wife ot
Prince Amedeo, of the house of Savoy
and the wife of Don Carlos, who styles
himself Charles VII.