The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-06-04
uo,.ds and 'rong side out, here am, all com ,1

NM, ,ds and ,rong side out, here am, All co,h-
pieet. Charly at the Cathode, and glad 70 oe
here, too" go 80 fase
with ole ", list az nachrul as when we VIZ
In Midilburg and DR.. Cockrun wuz crest tne
yay In the poche with Tom (nuver let me
dar to call him Tom agin) with b'snop
Dudly's littel gearls combin Nv shaf gran
paris har.
This ar wunderful wurl.
In Fomvil 10 day, 10 Moo 1ark tomorrow
and YOU skeerslY Knows the d,urunce; only
the beds is the low qnortidist beds that uvef
I see. spec when gifts to me utner "uriu
I'll meet q man frum Prins Edduo 10 Rooo
Presbyterian, like Androo Nenaoli, mos
likelyi. and / wont know what's bapintk TO
me-onless Androo HAYS wings. which
wor,d be ye,y becomn to him. But what
sind NV ainjul a heyvy.bilt ainjul with
black whiskers will be, Pm lost to deturm.
min.
Me aud v. torkt long time, late as it wuz.
He waitid for me to ondress; and when
shed nv wescut, l drawd; and laid
ON the buero a fiye.shooiin revolter, par
NV Durinjers, and 8-inch BODY. '. lookt
at nm. and he says, "Ule man, is you
rointer opin gunsto?" "No," says,
"but neither is a gointer let mysef be rund
over by the Damyankys. No Wlmmln
sbapt spit in my Ease, nor no man cuss me
and cali me sesesh reba and all that.
sGIm in the Yewniun, toe slchu1shun
has dun 'ceptid me, Gunner Kemperi is 10 the
cheer, the sivil.rites bill hay past, they've
got volunteer compny haf formed at Camel
Kotehous, and two cannuns at the Milletery
Ipsesewt, and Pm not goin ter STAN 1t no
longer-thar."
he kinder smiled, and said: Eff my feet
want cold I'd talk that nonsense out Nv you
but I'll wait till mornin'. Good-nie."
"Good.nite," says; and sorter dove
doun into the low bed, and slep Ikea topp
tin long arfter sun.up. They has soon brek-
fms, at V.'s. which is the recon l pretears
Dsbpy,s Tavun to a. luther hotel in Moo
Yark. AS riz, went to heist the Wlnder
to git sum ar, and found dubbli glas 40,
openin' into a nutber room. "QIer house,
. thinks I, and so itar; but then agln the
Moth houses is v'ey convenyunt, havln', Trim
stance, reddy-made wosbstans with TWO long
silver spiggots, so you kin rense one SIDE Nv
yo' Ease with cole and the luther side with hol
, water at the same time; and thar II Is, DAY
and mite. all the year round-no fetcbin OF II
, from the spring, and cussin Nv the blame
Niger fur laggin on the way. Which is one
mini the Yankys beat us in. And tbar's mo
say it now, and I'll say it agin dreckly e.
YOU want me to, that Virjinyuns is the
o oervsdinist pepie on the face Nv the erth
Well, sir; by jugs !! sir, when lgot doun stars
> TO the brekfas' table, thar acar7at nobody than
Int VirjinyunS and eft they warnt eaten
, hot bisEirs you may kill me! There wuz OLE
, v. and Cusin Anna, and Heetb, and Tomas
, land Dick Dewlany. and Pufessor HALFWAY
. frum Observation-Disclosures to- man, includir
Q nv the baby that had'n come doun yit. u
+ kose | felt at home, and l wouldn't knoWG
WIZ away but for the room bein long anC
= norrer, with marvel 'mantipeeces in it
an wuz mitey glad to see ME, and 'qulrec
4 arfter my wife and family IN way that done
!, me good While l wuz driDkin Nv my
i coffv in fine sperts heerd littel rus
i lin noise bebin me. and turnin | seen one
: nv the tallist and fines lookln yung Lads
uver lade eyes or.
r riz immedit, and SAYS: CIV, swar
q had no idee yo' dorter wuz crowd up. Deer
: me, how time flies Kiss yo' cusia Mozls,
3 nv chile" With that hilt out my arms tt
= inIbrasc her luvly fo'm and, sir, by jings
sir, she fetcht me clip OH the side Nv my
he'd (she were stronge is hoss) that stag
GARD me, and split plate Nv blsklt IN bel
\ hand, and says:
!. "AU tDt0 ye%, Ye ~ tony Wv" o'Ise. ..
=. Me frlsky! Think Nv tnat' Fisk, IN
deed!
Z 'rwuz tryin Gene to EVERYBODY. lltrled
bard to hold in. but Heeth's cheeks come
S nigh poppin spang oplp, and Tonus Dein
6 bout s year old, and hi, mouth well loadeneo,
he couldn't hold in, but shot not iesS'n
4 fngurs NV herrln and batterbread plump
into Dick Dewlany'S eye, that krockt nim
9 clear under the tabil, whar he jest roard.
, Then all give way and lafft fit 10 kill thar
sioop down and fop pix fe up o Tie HbsR Kit
and putin um in the plate, l says to the
yung lady, "Madum, igskuse me; niggirs
waits on the tabl in my country. Pda hesp
, ruther surve you than you surve me, and IL
you'll allow me I'll ham roun' these here
biSkits mysef."
She fused to do it, smiled very pritty and
aXed my pardin. 1 come out o. that scrape
bout as we'll as mau wv my years could
DONE but for a quarter Nv hour artter sol
down, my ears burnt like l was settln WILL
my back TO big fire.
She wcr Irish gearl, and / orter huo"o
it, but didn't.