The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1875-03-05

VIZ FDIToR's REyERIE.-Geo. Thompson
Lanigan is his name; he snaps his shears
and flaps his ears and struggles ai.er Iathe.
There is dearth of items, dearth oil news,
and this is the way be gayly woos the MOD
ern udibrastic muse
The X-list is q giant morgue, where Items
thickly lie, and tlIroned upon paragraph i.lns
Coroner am The Epicure has for Almanae,
the Strawbe and the Pea, and exc tae teii,
Asparagus that decks the greening ieai.they
teIihis palate with kiss. the seasons hat .hey
be-And when the lamb with minter, sauce
dotn on his plate appear, and radishes beieck
the board. he knows that Spring is near.-Even ar n
thus the Scissorer of Mails may note the lapse
of time, by watching well the prevalence OF
Accident and Chine
ceeding all belief. which is in season ali the
year, like mutton or like beer; As scan me me
'cOuntry's files in every part 1 weon, see tue
fash and hear the crash OF patent kerosene
Fatalities in every page, and graves IN every
filled a lighted lamp with non explosive, pur-
chased from peddliug Yankee scamp; next
day nine orphans round her grave wept i'll the
churchyard damp.-It was an irish servant girl
whose fire would not 60, wherefore sne spr.n-
Killed. kerosene upon the wood. and 10 poor
Br:dget's soul went up iii fire. Like the soul
OF lin Biudsoe.
ecs.acy cry: what time tie skipping rope s;t-
lutcsmy longing eye,-tbc girl who jumped
three hundred times, and went 10 realms an
high-The Spring wears on, 1 scan the page
till to my eye. is given the schooiboy, whose "s
f7'Ontis is by fatal base ball riven- ana at one
stop goes from third base up 70 the gates OF
Heaven.
this time expect such weather as the Oldest
Resident can't recoilUct. Perennial source of
paragraphs is he. Re shall appear. walking
nine miles to cast his vote. in the Autumnal
year, while all the people at the polls the aged
patriot chcer.-Mideuinmcr giowS upon the
world; the Circus is abroad; brass bands fail iT-
to lions dens and gore pools on the sod show
where the escaped tiger or wild elephant has
trod. Mad dogs delight to bark and bite Z"
(sce DIR. Watts hymu) at Long Branch she
who never bathcd in surf essays TO swim;-
though rescued gailantly," her chance is rath-
er slim.
Brown Autumn comes: the farmer drives
jccurd bis team a-lield, to his patent harvester
the gold mailed squddrous yield The mower
and the reaper combined to aid nay cause,
aud, he is cut to tnirccneat. and becomes a
theme for wornTs--atld me.-Now. at cOntcm-
poraries desks, obii2ing neiS hbors nay tribute
potatoes, pumpkins. egEC-Jut of the usual
weigiI.-More brief the evenings grow. Behold
some bridal touring ass, upon retiring, blows
out the uuaccustomcd gas.
'Iis Winter. Boys - ont to slide on the hC If
frozen pond, and. Macbeth says, from The
bank do jump to The life beyond. "-pheisnows
begin to melt, and n Dw some sportive bog. ia
fun snaps at his baby sister what he thought
empty gun, but which-to me q source of
glce-is = capped ana loaded one.-I hear from
I hundred lumber mills the buzz saws checry
sc.eCch, - the inspired idiot sits him down, and
they bury him. both and each. There re sleep
ing switchmcn on the .iand. an3. reek ess cap
"a ms at sea, and tenement houses, rotten and
fTail, aud all exist for me.