The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-06-20
ALL SORTS.

ignore the test O. money?
i A Young woman exclsimed the other day: ~
have excurted three times this summer.
| A Mobile music dealer announces new sons
entitled 'Smile Once Again" Thank you, don
care If We do.
Mr.. T. Pott is an editor Down East: he shoul
have hand g to his name, but should never g
it too 'steep."
We al know that our Rifle Team is composed
of men of temperate habits. Yet it's noticeabl
that on landing they instantly started for Cork
"The sap of the verbena plant cures warts,
SAYS q rural editor. To which we doubtingl.
reply, oe,'b sap.
It's all made up. Titus has got his Oates back
and the little ones have found their fodder
Cincinnati Times.
It is suggested by our classical editor that i
Greece can't do much for our Centennial she
might, at least, contribute to the botanical dis
play n the way of a few Greek roots.
Already the chroniclers are opaning the dis
cussion about Bunker Hill as they did about
Mecklenburg. Come, gentlemen, why go to War
| rem about it :?
It is said that the wealthiest journalist in
America is A. s. Abel, Of the Baltimore Suss
whose property is estimated at from seven to ten
million dollars.
| Paul Boy ton drank tea while swimming the
Channel this time He took brandy before and
failed. The temperance orators are welcome to
| this item.
| youth who speaks by the card, evidently,
thinks Mr.. hicawber must have spent much OF
his time playing sold sledge," because he was
always waiting for something to turn up" -
Now is the season that the pastor begins to
realize that after all, sermon shouldn't be over
twenty minutes long, il he would have his con-
gregation keep awake through it.
Mrs. Sheridan says firmly, mo, sir ; no night
key. won't have my husband telling stories at
| the corner grocery until O'Clock in the morn
ing
! Does the court understand you to say that you
saw the EDITOR intoxicated? sNot at all, sir
only I've seen him in such a-a-a-furry as to
attempt to cut out copy with the snufTers-thats
all"
| There ia a truly model husband in Glasgow.
KY. He never allows his wife to do more than
| half OF the work. She puts up all the canred
fruit in the summer, and he puts it all down in
| the winter.
Joaquin Miller declares that he "would rather
| write poetry than steal" He had better not
steal, or he may starve-that is, unless he has
a much greater capacity for stealing than for
writing poetry.-Courier-Jo Journal.
| Upon the reading of the declaration of indie
pendence in an Eastern city, by citizen of that
|
this comment: so, he read it well enough, but
| I'm darned if believe he ever wrote It,"
Said Missouri preacher: "There's power.
| full sight Of giggling going on back thar in the
| corner, and ITS got to be stopped, or the Lord
will delegate me to open the door and throw
| some one out!" TWAS stopped.
Gov. Walker, of Virginia, and Gen. Jubal Early
have been appointed on a committee to receive
the statue of stonewall Jackson, which will soon
abr fro, ~
on the Capitol grounds.
Parson Newman has luxuriant head of black
hair. which fact, taken in connection with the
Sioux chieftains' eagerness to have him appoint
ed Black Hills Commissioner, is significant, to
say the least Of it.
eome people seem born to Ill luck. One OF our
citizens being told that the devastating grass
hoppers were coming east, despairingly ejaou-
lated:
can chaw up all the grass, 'spose, an just
got croquet get. That's just my cussed luck
every time"
And so our dishes are to become denomina-
tional. Everything appears to be settling into
groove. A Presbyterian cock book has made its
appearance Others will follow and pretty soon
restaurant walters will yell out, Zone Presby-
terrain outlet, two Episcopal stews, one Baptist
chop, a plate of Congregationalist tripe, and
Methodist roast" etc., etc.-Dandsuy Ne,rs.
ENGAGED-"Is Miss Blinking at home? ?"
asked Mr. Sanders of the Irish girl who answered
the ring at the door. ''Yes, b'lave she is. SIR"
SIS che engaged?" cam is it engaged you
say? Faith, an can't tell ye, sir but she kissed
Mr.. Vincent last evening as il she had not seen
the like Nv him, and it's engaged b'lave they
are SIR
An absent-minded professor in going out the
gateway of his college ran against COW. In the
confusion of the moment he raised his hat and
exclaimed: 81 beg your pardon. madam" Soon
after he stumbled against lady in the street.
In sudden recollection of his former mishap he
called out, with look OF rage in his counte-
nance: Is that you again. you brute?"
The first ounce of blood injected into Gen.
Frank Blair caused effects upon the General
similar to intoxcation. Upon investi CATION, the
physicians discovered that the subject who had
furnished the blood had been on bit of spree
the day before, and with the blood had been |!
transferred some slcohol. It was clear case of |
drunk by proxy.-Ahanta Herald.
Paris correspondent says: Gas the hours
are far later here than they are in America, |
society becomes very exhausting institution |
after while. Supper is not usually served till
one or two o'clock then comes the German, and |
IN these bright Spring mornings the rising sun
usually takes peep at the jewellers before they
dispense. At one grand entertainment recently
given here the German was kept up until quarter
past six"
"Ish dere some ledder here for me? ?" inquired |
q German at the general delivery window OF the
post-ofice recently. "No, none here" was the
reply. "vhell, dot is queer, he continued,
getting his head into the window; my neighbor
gets sometimes dree ledders in one day, und
get none. bays more taxes as he does, und
has never got one ledder yet. How comes dose
dings?"
Only that woman can fold her hands and DOS.
sess her soul in peace who has wiped out her
OWN score with fate, whatever be the score her
husband tallies, by, constant pers stence in the
always to keep her hearth Clean her
ire bright, herself in unison; never to let her
husband come home and find cinder wench in
he place OF the woman he once loved and mar
led; always to determine that he shall see that
hough the bloom of the flesh departs, the bloom
II the soul remains.-Haspe's Bazar.
The London Times concludes an article, writ
en- IN rather alarmed tone, on the condition Of
he English iron trade, in which the increased !
production OF the United States is fully shown by
tatistics, with the remark that "tf develop
aents OF the American iron industries have Of
ate years been both large and continuous. The I
american iron market is no longer commanded /