The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1875-06-13

Ater an. IN 40 the patriotic thing. IKE wicknam,
anu take over lew samples o. the new l"aA
democracy that Will open their eyes 70 tue piese-
Jugs or free government
Away hastened the reporter TO meot with Com
missioner DlSDecKer.
TRIPLES LIGHT As AIR.
Dsbecker. though below the medium helght -
not oeneatn nouce, he mas mace s.aI ~ ~ ny
The proudest and most fragrant he A. ever ilAsy
70 make. lie may nave great opportunities ia Lne
iutuTe, but there IS nttle likelihood MS lame VIII
be waited on 4 more odOrllerous breeze tnan that
on wnich y now reposes Mhiie the oel'c.ou ls
aroma that now peryades the atmosphere u
iorkville and Ha rlem lasts, 50 long viii tue sean
aln4ylaa appellaton OF DsbecGer remain.
pIsBECKRk's PERFUMRRY.
Disbecker, IN answer 10 the inquiry, do you 10,
tend 10 accompany Mayor Mcknam 10 Lonuoh =
'.Why. CO tainly should take it unkindly OF the
Mayor II ne neglected 70 invite me, bot IN Tue
Slndest and most condescendng spirit ne as
spatched Inc thls note readIng the uotel -my
dear DIS, accept a berth m my siaterVom pJ Ihe
VIE an hayre IN the Trip 70 Lonaon' on tue a Lota
Mayors invitation. Don't tell Baby smith. LAKE
turkish bath before you leave anu orlng y"
bottles OF eau dc cologne. Yours, W. a. W.
understand has hint 10 take Turkish bath un-
ess ne thinks taere Is nothing OF the Alud Id Lon
REPoRrER tdeferenuaIlyl III may be allowed
to suggest an explanation
DIsBEcKER-Why certainly, certainly.
REpORTER--lt would be that tne Mayor has
caught the deluslon that you are personally en-
gagged IN the Harlem hats, spreaaing the nud
manure that hlls tue air up there Win It's palny
DsBEcKER-Hal hal That's It, is ltP
DisBIcxErSi,ll get out a patent Tor mat Harlem
smell when l reach London. re pie mere aon't
appreciate it. See II don't have slgn on heRehl
street. Harlem perumer TO Her MAJESTY queen
Victoria. The essence imported resh iom New
York; There's fortune Ia that. The HERALD
says I'm going SO must 20.
BOSS KELLY on rue PLY.
Boss Kelly was brown study when the
HERALD reporter appeared 10 nis once. Lying oe-
fore HIN on his desk WAS ne Lord MAYORS invita-
tlcn, WIN the great seal or rne LOnd0n cofpoia
ton In one corner. Tie Boss n0d been oeeply
tDlnklnR over IL. aud the reForter approached
hairs brought his orawny nst down on Tue uocn.
ment and exclaimed, 81 tne great C.ssAf, ~
"Ahr, said the reporter Il see you, TOO, Mr..
Kelly are among the lucky lew invited 10 the hos
pitaDle board 81 tile Lord Mayor OF London
so mad" replied the Boss with glow OF par
douaBle pride overspreaulng HI features. II am
a little overcome oy me unexpected nonor, ana
was Just thinking whether | ought -, 70
20 or not. But III 20. / want 10 see the
way they manage the primaries over there
In London ana want 10 et these ielioTs here
In New YORK, these swaNow-tah pretenders see
that Kelly IS some pump kins, mat royalty ana ars-
tocracy are not pima To his Abilities an 10 MS
virtues. aud that Bat mere there vas an in
terruption aad me Boss reserved nimself Tor
THE MORAL
AiIer all the foregoing II may be said In truth
that, with the absence OF ali these gentlemen, tue
city viii flourish as II never noarlshed before
Tue laoorers WILL get their wages Unabridged, the
streets VIII be cleaned aud kept IN order, garbage
viii 20 into one cart ana asnes INTO another,
ana not be mixed together ana dumped IN the
very heart OF taicSly civilized community 10
spread plague and death all around. The open
sea, ia place u the Harlem nsts, wlil be selected
as ! dumping spot Tor the EoXlous garbage Of the
city. Legitimate calmanrs On the CITY Z easury
will DC paid. 10 wall he tue millennium oil the scrub
women, whose nard earned wages nave oeen 50
reluctantly pa q them. New iork viii illuminate,
AID among tae transParencies II y dreadful ~
tnlns there may be sucn "a expression Is May
they never reLurl.I