The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-26
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Two Portlanders "struck oil in the
Louisville lottery.
The next session Of the National
Grange will be held in San Francisco.
Matt. Keiltis little boy of Portland,
can't take another swing till his arm
gets we'll
A Stockton paper advertises "Two
Sisters want washing" So do good
many brothers.
In Antelope Valley Wasco County,
out Of $500 head Of sheep 80 have
died during the Winter.
The 0. S. N. Co. have bought off
the opposition between Portland and
Dalles. Twas ever thus.
Some fool registers at Portland
hotel as ~. S. Merrill and lady
Wonder where his wife is?
Grand Master Daniel Clark, Master
Of the Oregon State Grange, has re-
turned from the National Grange.
AT Marshlield, Coos Bay, there are
two schooners on the stock, and the
keel of q third one is about being laid.
Wcsee they are having protracted
meeting at Wingsville. Well, that is a
good place for angels to start from
Wingsville.
A Washington county methodist
preacher has quit that church aud
joined the Adventist, and gone to
preach in that line.
Bro. Murphey, of the Olympia
Standard, practically asks: What
shall we do to be saved?o Better get
somebody to salt you down.
"Fighting Polk" keeps up her repu-
tation. Her sheriff put head on a
man whom he thought was writing
him up in the Portland papers.
Mr.. Nayle, of Yreka, was knocked
down by mistake for another man,
recently. He hopes they'll hit the
right Maybe on the head next time.
A Salem young lady gets up before
breakfast and takes walk Of three
miles for exercise while her mother
is splitting the days allowance-of
wood.
The new paper at Empire City,
Coos Bay, is to be Democratic III pol
itics, and is to be under the editorial
management of Mr.. Siglin, one of the
proprietors.
II call that horse:car courtipg,"
said a girl the other evening to a
bashtul youth who sat stifiiy by her
side, with his hand upon the small of
her back.
"What on earth made you get SO
drunk; and why-oh! why, do you
come to me in this dreadful stateY"-
"Because, my darling, all the other
places are shut up"
Big religious revival is going on at
Helena. Montana, and all the miners
from "Last Chance Gulch' have
joined. They evidently thought this
was their favorite lead.
Scarlet fever and yellow fever are
well known and most people know
what it is to have the "blues' but it
has remained for the doctors at Pana-
mint, Cal, to discover "green fever
The Coos Bay Ne'oS, founded by
Tom. Merry, has been sold to Messrs.
Gale, J. M. Siglins and Jos. Bennett,
and the Record says that il is to bere.
moved to Empire City Immediately
Everybody joined the Good Tenn.
plars at Glencoe and the only saloon.
ist there closed up and put a card on
his door upon which he wrote Ego
to hell" and started off for there him
self.
Bro. Ireland, OF the Astoriaa says.
"Call me pet names, dear mother"
and the Bulletin, responds by calling
him the Prince of liars" Can such
things be and nobody get head put
on 'emY
Ankeney's new theatre, just finished
in Portland, is said to be palace of
beauty and art, and none but first
class talent well be permitted to ap-
pear in it.
The Eugene Guard says; The
man that robs country editors was in
town one day this week. He remain
ed until after dark and stole a sitting
goose off hernest from Uncle Jimmy
Goodchild.
An East Portland man slroked his
gray locks and sadly remarked a
didn't really know how old aud feeble
I was until l went to lick James this
morning. Hes only II, but couldn't
make him holler.
A Sacramento couple the other
night found the traditional baby In a
basket on their door-steps, but conclu-
ded they would rather get their babies
the old way, and so sent the founding
to tho poor house.
The Bed Rock BemAcra says. An.
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