, 1875-07-18
Tie Lady Khs Objected 70 cigar-Smole,
and tho Results which FellsRtd
Her Objection.
Getting Among the Folk Who
Ride Second.Class.
HsW They Manage 10 Make Their
JourneyiLgs in a Comfort
able Manner.
i Cake-anu.ch Donation to SoH3e~
body's Mother-in-Law.

believe hare travelled more and seen less
than any man who could be picked out OF ene
average thoueand. OF COURSE, except the
writer's OF books Of travel who, Of all beings
who have gotten far from home. come highest
seeing nothing and the less they hare seen' tne
mpre printers' ink and fair white paper tney
waste in telling OF it. But then tue writer's OF
books Of travel, as rule,
AEE NOT TRAVELLED PEOPLE
II they we're, We should lind less OF tnelf Own
uroyiucialisn in books, and someshat Of ln1or-
nation worth having. haye travelled many
thousand miles in my time, and seen next to
nothing. By it, learned only that the lower
centre perth in Pullman car was the most
comfortable that, ii I took it, and next morn
inc paid the porter quarter for backing my
boota, tho scamp vnEnt in the least de-
cefved by my munifcence, and knew. from
the build Of the boots themselves, as we'll as for
my elop- shop ATTIRE, that I couldn't Afford IL
idiot that was, kept 1t up, however, aud pat-
ties who net me must have congratulated them
selves on the fact that the fools were not all
dead. until, one morning, on the Erie Road, the
fellow
DEMANDED 4 HALr-poLLAR-
hsroon struck. and offered exactly one dime :;
and, siuce that time, hare received more Tor my
dime than before used to get for quarter.
I learned, also. that, Oh a steamer, to multiply
the horrors Of. eea-eickness, it IVES only neces-
sa1y to take the berth over the boilers where one
tecis most this throb Of the engines; that tho
great hotels were stupeudous Frauds except Tor
great folk with heavy purses tllat it WAS al non-
Eouse to attempt to read on truips. silce the
internal Tastle and clatte1 Jo66Fo Wv " wv
head all that he read; tha' eae one p'e'', "o'o-
On tobe found On Pullman car anu "no' ~
consequence. WAS the rec1p'ent'oi especial a.
tentlons from every man on ooara' was Renei-
ally either = dangerous enafp OF pa1''ou'aa's
green specimen; that the eannc-s!a11 ons sefe
EAST dispensar:es Of tho -
uosT p1ADo1loAL DFEPEps1A;
and that the Travelled Engilsnnaan woo Ii 'n-
ysriably voted bore becauso he reDun5 IN
per.inonces ts about the c1everest, best-in-
tormcd fellow one meets in travel. when he can
r:--..tt ,t po,;aa, h~o.vsr
% '1'>s'ee' :" toS 44411-1e1 a-;n,- fr,,,,
his da6k without fear Of imbib,ng poison
In the course Of several years jogging about,
"a ,...oa =, +,no;a, 1,ad fwhich
H@0 4o-N.' -. -a.,.,, ybon
- n'aca LILO o''1ns1' sA"o .o.t
I stepped aboard car or ooas'
I DISTINGUISHED at glance the couple on thr1r
x=cd3;nc-tonr. whose yery efforts TO look as
..e,,.5, 49,, ,rs,o ,sa5 tn it advertised. lust Is
~Aooe a4.x .hs+ +,su
"oo1a o&'e oeuo a@A-@Aee fe1.o'' -
wero married th2t morning az O'CLOCK
1 kneF the commercial dtummer 6t1als1tway
H., ~. ,,,, .ssnran., with which he appropri-
~ ,''e ~: 49, s 49,. ~. .1,a *~o ha.t eea1s.
s'eo 70 nis o"n oae 49,,
anu 1ae oess o! ersry.n,pe u 10 'ep'1 - ~'''@
THE PRETTY cory1Iv-oR1.
-,4,> ~,,,..+ araes sn5 honsst s;,Y WAVE. too
a..N4 "t1a ,.:s ,.,+ ,;,,;, .,,,a-t;renca and
saa.lc 10 .esent us n14-s'n 80 49,. o,r,as
fresh a. the air Of June morning that comes
In At her chanber-window, through the honey
s,.1,o. that c1a.nber m the side OF the
,rr..-. -. -, ,n;e+.lino, +,a
oso '@11nooso. "'-1 ~ .~-,. ,s1r-
fellow who lag never oeen aooa1a A4n A.4.-
s-dozen ZINES in his hte- he wore DIS
pnnd.r-ro.+o etinr s11it including the sTal-
iov-tail cost of sntsque cut, aud talked OF the
h;g towns he h.d MAYER seen, No more could
be- mistaken tie country lawyer going to the
CAPITAL to attend to hls first hc:o1o the SD
nrane Cont. Of the Judges Of wl:cL Ic spo:e
~ t.miiiarIy ~ tboueh they had Leen his school
m.tea and old chnnas. ihe theatrical people,
n.rticniariv
rgr srAR Ac1aEss-
-, oonu. s,tlo,,v n 20 cou1d distinguish them On
env 49,, ~ e;rnnty notir,e how comulete!y they
,,,der ~ 41,e mos, a.. Uncomfortable cncumstapccs.
she lrnows how to dress for the trains 80 shat
haT to,iat,e dill mother appear pecllke nor ret
rat into TINT ahonniuab;e state Of dust
hecrimed disorder 40 uncomfortably susgestiv
~ 6oTr:d discomfort. The star-actress freauent-
" LIS a husband, = quiet, businese-l,ko fellow,
9ho sIso has mastered the at Of travelling com
fortshlr a. Il in WIN provides the delicious
Ia 1',.sas .nd cefa froro the porter at noon
dsg caTd-tahie which lie fxes in position
;n w. aiaen;no.berft Thc-cat their co1o,ed
~ .a-rs,+ ~ r. .fwsxs coored woman1 disroses
~ 80 +. ~ seems aIvzys 70 have
hshrS -, ~o4n ~ ~ ae.r ,rbere arlita last in
naV+ y11aI -,onn;noa +he rhernb coes to s1eep.
,rta, n;n.f, Trnm tbo }unch-basket
,,,oaro., n1ss- . snot,assi1.wh,re nspkin. which
s.s 1sys over tt1o cerd-table and thereon
sasa ont tho d.intjest and at the same time most
snhss.n+;.I nd nnpe1z1ne lupcL. which is
q, ;shsd with hotfls of c1nret I shall neYer
1ors1at,
rur rr7rrr,J,
With wbicb reearied such a lunch spread
m . +ra,n on tte Fort Waype Road.
r ea- t. i,,et after had bolted the
inar7tafaa indisaation dispepsed ut the
a.t;,,~-sts,,on IN faIt almost mean enough to
hee = rlsxs Of cIatet from the husband OF the
chsrminer Itt]a comed1euuc uLo presided with
erch a1nui&,ta ex~oa nt that saaue card lunch
table
Rnt did not begin to sec things a.
t.~a1o3 r,t;1 1nno after T had tray