The Tipton advertiser., 1875-12-02
FROM CLARENCE.

Our grain market, oh, where Is hess
Saturday cause why, all in Upton
courting
Our stores are filing to repletion
with goods for the winter trade.
Fred Hechts turkey lied last Thurs.
day.
u p. Ferguson, our Post master.
Mayor and member OF the bar, Is slowly
recovering from the effect of his argu
ment with neighbor Hoyman.
DIR. G. l.. Piper, who located here
nearly year since for the practice of
medicine aud surgery, is gaining quite
an enviable reputation.
Mrs. Foster, living a mile north.
west of town, met With severe accident
Saturday morning. She, with her son
and daughter Mr.. aud Miss Qulvey,
were in buggy just starting for town,
when the horse becoming unruly, drew
the vehicle over a steep bank upsetting
it and throwing the occupants to the
ground Mrs. +. received fracture Of
tuI I1u'lal ubnC JiSt hbdNI tHo hnSS
DIR. iule was promptly called, attended
to the case, and she is rep ,rted doing
we'll
e. J. Moriety Is suffering from sick
ness brought on under rather peculiar
circumstances. Having a severe head.
ache last Thursday morning, he was ad
vised to take some brandy for relief
Ha rA, nnlp
and Immediately after taking it, became
temporarily insane. He was soon miss.
ed, but although diligent search was
made. he was not found till near dark.
He was then mile west of StanwOod,
having been out in all the cold rain that
attcrnoon-the exposure and ia igue
bringing on serious illness. He is still
insane to some extent. Rustic
j. P. Ferguson is still confined to
his bed, but is improving slowly The
grand jury found bill against Hoyman
and required bond for his appearance
at next term of court in the sum Of $500,
which Mr.. II. came forward at once and
gave without waiting for any official
summons.
The young gentlemen who shot
Sam Elijah, as reported last week, have
folded their, tents" and left for parts
unknown.
The fellow who went out of that
cellar as the owner went down the in
aide stairs can have the pair Of mittens
he forgot by calling on the proper per.
son. only he had better come in the
daytime or he may get a dose Of shot
in the bargain.
Passing north few days ago, we
met some splendid hogs coming to Clar-
ence market One drove of 70, raised
by II. Decker, averaged close to 300
pounds. Another drove of so. brought
in by Ira Collver, averaged $50 pounds.
Along our road We counted from 25 to
100 shoats at each farm house, and came
to the conclusion that Cedar county. at
least, would exceed her usual hog crop
this season.
The great slander suit has been dis
posed Of Your readers understand
that Bent & Cottrell sued T. and B
Mink for libel. laying the damages At
100000. Minks denied, just fled and
6iSo CouultI CldlIl lDT TlI,U
worth of libel received by them from
plaintiffs The trial began Friday and
went out of court Saturday on railing
Of the Judge that the evidence had fail
ed to sufficiently connect defendants
with the procurement of the alleged IL
bellous publications to warrant the pre-
sentation of said publications to the
jury. Minks then withdrew their claim
without prejudice, and sic transit.
About eleven O'Clock the other
evening one of our NJ. DIS heard a rap
at his door. Opening, he was told that
he was wanted Immediately at Mr.. BIS,
the daughter havingly been suddenly
taken bad. In q minute the doctor was
ON the road, wondering if 1t was ape.
plexy, how long he could make it hold
on, etc. His gentle ~ knock at the
door aroused no one, and so he opened
and passed into the hall At this the
parlor door swung on its hinges and the
young lady in question stood before him
looking pretty rosy but not very apop-
lectlc. The brief silence was broken by
the doctor's, us it very bsd!" as he laid
off his overcoat. The young lady, of
course, didn't understand" but as he
stepped into the parlor and saw that
young man sitting on the sofa intently
studying the pattern of the carpet, the
doctor understood that he had been
most earegiouslY sold, and took leave
without even , prescription-although
he thinks he knows what is good for
that disease. But however that may be,
the doctor still thinks the lightning will
not 10 attending to business if It ,tsjls 70
strike the chap who called him up that
chilly night. Who was he, s-~7r 10 i
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