The Lake County star. [volume] (Chase, Mich.) 1873-current, 1875-11-11
TRUTHS AND TRIPLES.

headed cOnsumptives, or bald-headed
lunatics, it is next in order to ascertain
If there be any bald-headed suicides
/ A MIsER in the river fell-the wavexo
Ran hgh-a fisherman, his life tSStwI -
Sprsng in and cried, Give p;flb p;fbs xoin ianSm'
Tbs ,sar w sba% abnT you the hateful sound
.Mattsred. "I neys>s9ye," and so was drowned.
,FoRMERLy when man got tired of
the worJS ne went into q cave and dwelt
alone; now he accomplishes the same re-
snfts by opening a store and neglecting
TO advertise. lid 3HD g 5Yts; iii - gN 50
A VISION of the future Fond mamma:
"Suppose, Arnold, ! should die, and
would you doT Dutiful son: "Oh!
should go to the wedding" G9 zip
HAPPY the man whom indulgent for
tune allows to pay to virtue what he
owes to nature, and to make a generous
gift of what must otherwise be ravished
from him by cruel necessity.
THE hickory berry vine entwines ~
The brown nuts of the turnip tree; .,,,T.
The cashmere heifer skips and plays 1i'
On tall boughs mid the buckwh buds . -
We hear the low Of fnny plover,.
While the bay bull, hitched to the rumbling
Husks out the golden clover 'if2.1h
"PITY," remarked an Arkansas minis
ter to his congregation the other day,
"does not consist in noise. The Lord
can see you give to the needy just as
easily as he can hear you pray the roof
off,"
A SCIENTIST has ascertained that a
man is one thousand eight hundred and
seventy-six times as large as a house-fy,
and this knowledge is enough to make
fellow sheer his hat over his ear and step
higb ge1 yiiair3g-, sgis eli
"WHY do you flap your bands So"
inquired a gentleman of a shaking
Quaker, "when st. Paul says that bodily
exercise profteth little 2" II know it,"
replied the Quaker, "it's that little that
we're after" i'''' ,'f.i'ri.'i ''l"i
THERE is said to be Hebrew book
which tells how a queen of antiquity
who wished to destroy the peace of a
conquered enemy, even after his death,
had a set of chessmen made from his
thirty-two teeth.
The man of the Rochester Chronicle
says: Mr.. Do Icing, formerly of China,
was buried in Chicago the other day in
company with pack of cards. No
trouble about the last trump in his case,
he has it by him.
SOMEBODY wants to bet that American
Girl will have monument before George
Washington gets one. But you must re-
member that Washington never run
mile in ZIG. In fact, the British couldn't
make him run at all.
A HEN never has a regular meal-she
always gets a picked-up dinner.-Com.
Bulletin. And she has to scratch around
considerably to get it, too. But then it
doesn't cost anything. She has it all
put down in the bill.-Boston advertiser.
HE that has found some nedged birds nest may
At first sight II the bird be flown; .....
But what fair dell or grove he sings In now,
That Is to him unknown.
And yet, as angels in some brighter dreams
Call to the soul when man % doth sleep, ., -
And into glory peep Vaughan.
o, HOW much greater is the soul of
one man than the vicissitudes of the
whole world! Child of heaven, and heir
of immortality, how, from some star
hereafter, wilt thou |, ok back on this ant
hill and its connections, from Clovis to
Robespierre, from Noah to the final fire!
If am mistaken in my opinion that
the human soul is immortal, willingly
err; nor would / have this pleasant error
extorted from me; and if, as some mi
mute philosophers suppose, death should
deprive me Of my being, need, not fear
the raillery of those pretended philoso-
pliers when they are no more Pin"s