St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-07-23

wHS there, and Il cloth in front of the
fire had caught fire. 1t was soon ex
hhgnIshed. but | have kept the lobster
ever since, ont of gratitude" Ii has its
basin of cold water, and seems to rec
oShize ITS mistress, and is so fond of
music that II Is always drawn towards
the pIan" Whenever she plays.
Squibs.
If You don't bride your tongue. sad
dle he Your fate.
what is the form of an escaped par
rot ? polly gone.
AT what season did Eve eat the au-
pie ! Early in the fall.
Lo business cheating the Indians
Boston Idreriiser
What kind of robbery is not dancer
Gus SAFE robbery of course.
The mean temperature is what dis
gusts II man with every climate.
The duty of the hour-to take care of
the minutes and make mp the day.
Ii is IL strange fact that when u.,nI,.
indulge IN high woIds they use low
language.
why is pig the most provident of
animals Hccau>c he always carries Il
spirc-ilh on two about him.
Speaking of railroads Il wau remarked
iil'Ii tlrl are now built of three gauges.
VIZ Broad gauge. narrow gauge and
mort cage.
W hats the difference hetv.,u tI,.
lower part of the leg. and the I,t. com
ct Ones shin and bone, and the 9th
el's been and sIone.
B"arding school miss: go. Charlie.
| expect t" graduate at ncNt commence
memt. 'GradmaIe what will Won
graduate III ," "WhN. in white rulic -
young lady who had NO time to
spare Tor making garments for the poor
mas been engaged three weeks emhroid-
'il"S il blanket in hcr poodle dog
lazy fellow once declared in 4 puh-
he company. that he could NOT find
bread Tor his family. "Nor l." replied
an industrious man &; ''I'm obliged to
work for it,"
II" tenor aud soprano in a Boston
choir we've married recently. 4 fIce-
ii""> exchange SAYS that they met h\
chants. the usual way. and Ultimately
agreed To duet.
The barrel crop is heading ont splen-
didly.
y strawberry in the mouth is worth
two in he box
hc Kansas graSshopprrs speak very
hISiIll OF this springs early c;,bbagcs.
Nv ny d" I"u call your dog Oak ?'
lHhrd smith Of Jones. .BecalIse he
has such a coarse bark" replied Mr. j.
y t"l"rad" woman has learned To
nsr the ll>>o So drttly that sb. c,r stand
IN the door and haul the hat oil the.
lightning rod peddlrr while he is un-
fastening the gale.
y California "ct"gcnaIan had buried
thlcr wives whose maiden names were
Gir"n. Grass and Grozr. He stirred M
the lir" with Kerosene the other d.ll.
'Ind now he lies in the Geld. cold grave.
ana the green grass grows above him.
''l)an. said IL little tuur-ycar-uld.
give me Il >iNpencc tn buy ii monkey ."
e nave got one monkey in the house
now. replied the elder brother. "Who
Is 1t. Dan !! asked the little fellow.
y gu, was the reply. Then give me
nuts. The brother could not resist.
An Indiana editor declares that we
arr Il iackA>S. We must say that the
that is Il might! poor Judge of live stock.
To"r. Jow.
w I>,lom for Women : ''lt is better to
love Il man that You can never MARY
than I" marry II man Nou can never
love"
What is the difference between Il
belle and Il burglar The belle carries
false locks. and the burglar false KEYS.
Love is >cd tn bc blind. but know
lots of phrllowS in love who can see
twice az much in THEN gals as kali
,joSb Fittings.
story. the sculptor. is making u sen
>IlI"n in Florence. Italy. toy his imper-
>"m:,ti"m of ShyIock, who wa> also IL
ch>elrr. Mail.
What's the difference, hctwcrn Il man
and Il tatlgurd dog One Weals Il shirt
and the other pants.
y slim old chap and Il fat woman,
husband and wife, from the east. were
riding t" the hotel from II western depot,
Whcn the man caught sight of the sun
and ,,.II,.J an, ..\y.Ii 4, ,I,, .,;,,',
,.,,,u. -, ..VyL.,t >, .L,, ',.I'.I wi,
,L. .un.. ,;,,hI t..,,. ~, ,',' I,.t, ,.,,I -,
the morning When we're home its
right owen the hnss-harn Wall, wall
ones got Ia travel atoIc he knows
anNihlng.
Got the 'phohy, have We! Can't
swallow any liquid, eh ," observed Mrs.
Milliss to her husband. who had re
fused water for two da\s. ..W.ll. we'll
see = and the good woman drew the.
cork from the whlskN-bottle, aud