The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1875-01-30
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Something {lyTef felisl.ed bv
prlnters-Pi. ! 4 .ftH ,I5'H1
"A put up job-gathering the
lce fioP'";4Am ~ -, ..A.}i9,us'T ~
The street-organ nusic,is all by
Handel.
"A slaughter house, a market
at the feeders stall ... .n ............'. -.
There is goius to he war, The
Chicago.Board of Trade has been
putting on it's Ar1,o,i1'. t.5i'.'t :
Even in tho Pacific Mail lnbusi-
ness there was, a female. And,tlat
female was a woman. They al.
ways are. /" = fi'R HdE
Mrs Dunning, author, Of the
Ugly Girls Papers,, learned all
about those girls Willie She lived IN
Chicago. 1tA @,5 i. fae7,>,1 "
An Albany dog would whiplds
daughter with a dogwood stick and
now any dog would bc ashamed Of
his paws. a:ef n ..tr1ars
There was an ilrepressibie con-
met at Boston between King David
Kalakaua and the Frost King, and
David was disgusted,
The editor ofa Missouri paner
says that bis ''latcIlet hangeth out.'
IL IS to DC suppose that one OF his
shoes does duty as Il door. 'i.'a4
: "A Mississippi paper talks about
George Alfred Townsend's "dreart.
!ncomprchensible platitudes.n Il Ho
Is guilty Of anything but that. ,....2
Providence, mindful Of the fact
tnat Indians were about, caused !.
Nevada boy and his aunt to come
into the world without any hair ou
their heads.gGi g a. .sG.5 .,;.io..
1t is nolonger allowable to saw
That the town of Lawrence; kah..
is not worth a dam. Three thou
SAND horse power is the result OF
the enterprise.
lfDr. Miller, of the Omaha Her.
aid, IS the kind of an Omahoss that
he ought to be, lie will elevate his
hinder hoots in the direction Of Eli
Perkins head.
.-Fastidnous Chicgoats object to
riding in the streets cars with lou.
sy bcggars and drunken women.-
But there must be somebody to
oatronize the street cars.
Waco, Texas, is to have the
Black Crook; but it is to, be ':razeed
'f those Objectionable yoluptuous
etc. Then Waco will
laye no Black Crook i" t'
Peoria has caught 4 Menno-
,ranchus, and is happy. 1t is
;lassed among the .perennibrancbi-
ISes, and Peoria don't care how
ong the river keeps frozen now.
"A new non.explosive oil has
'ecn named ELAINE" for the reason
'robab|y, that Tennyson's Elaaine,
10 matter how much she was abused
ever blew anybody up. 4l4<
"A Nashville paper has an ar
rticle on ''Our Spanish relations.n
t is possible that that editor NAV
e in some way connected with Is
bella's family ; but it is nothing to
oast of. 4. "o.I
-"A1ary, l love the welp wrote
Il lmpassioncd swain to- his sweet
cart but she couldn't imagine
hat his affection for well had to
o with the question of an early
larriage 1.H. ~
The Prince of Wales is asso.
lated with every branch of Mason
in England. and now he can 20
a lodge every night, aud Ahx
nura Will have no right to wonder
hat keeps him so late.
The Atclilson Patriot is author
y Tor the statement that there a,e
10000 dogs in K. nsas. Between
ie dogs and the grasshoppers and
le politicians, the Lords shorn
Imbs have a hard time of it. 7.e.
1T appears to be a prevailing
oinion that the unlikeness between
avid OF Hawaii, and the former
AVID, consists in the fact that the
avid OF the present day IS occa.
ona'ly Hanquished by sings. @
The progressive African is oc.
'slonally to much for the unpro-
'esslve Caucasian, as was proved
the case Of John Holmes. VINO
rived in Memphis from Arkansas
IA was counting. out his money,
hen a man and brother offered
IN m 1870 in gold in exchange for
70 III sreenbacks. The result Of
e trade was that join, found him
X III possession ofa brass check,
III out OF possession OF $50. The