The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-09-23

enough to contain himself.
Lamp posts are apt to become social
and keep you out late.
This is Fair week in Preble, Darke,
Warren and several other counties.
Reader, do you owe anything on
your paper. If you do, we needit.
Bickham's biography of Hon. 6. II.
Edison, is for sale at reduced rates,
The autumn winds are signing and
the sere and yellow leaf is dropping.
Another candidate is wanted for
the patched and "sour mash" ticket.
One dollar and fifty cents in "rag
money" will purchase the DENocRAr
for one year.
A naturalist has discovered that it
is the female mosquito that bites a
fellow.
The low necked shoe and the strip
ed stocking will soon be among the
things that were.
WASHINGTON P. DUGsINs authori-
yes US TO Withdraw his name as q CAN
didate for Treasurer.
We trust the RAIDS. will get a new
Senatorial candidate in time for Bick-
ham to write his biography.
If we ran only find out who HAw-
LEY is and whence he lives, we will
send him a gross of S~paldings Glue.
Some mems friendship only lasts
as long as you will turn the stone for
them while they grind their own axe.
Hold your breath, reader,-Mr. Ed
SON declines the nomination for SEN
atorl DANIEL, of Camden, come
again!
UAwLEY was handed over to the
crusaders at Camden on Saturday
last-they introduced him to the
brethren,
An Iowa woman who put vitrol on
her scalp 10 remove dandruff: says ii
was the dandrufest experiment she
: ever tried.
If o don't know that the "whal-
inr season." is now i'll order just ell
ouire of some of the little school
boys.
We see by our exchanges that the
crusade fever prevails in many parts
of the State. Wait until after the
election, boys.
Our County Fair opened well OF
Tuesday. The sale o fmember tickets
and entries was as'large as the previ
ous year OH the first day. 1t will b'
a success sure.
Harmony in the next Know-noth
ing caucus will be produced by NAN
CY. who viii calm the troubled soul
with dulcet music OF his little harp.
uOliyer Twist Morton, FredDoug
lass and jeff Larsh had stayed il
Maine q week longes, the State would
have gone democratic.
We would suggest that the Radica
Central Committee remain i'll session
during the next two weeks, in orde
to receive Withdrawals and do tn
"~patching."
BARNEY and Whitley have waste
n good deal of labor in the harmonic
ing business. They had better pre-
sent the next caucus with a tunin
fork.
There has been no other withdraw
ais OIL the Ringmasters ticket sine
Monday, although WI hear it wills
pered there are one or two contem
plating the step.
Ayoung lady on her waysto cilurc
last Sunday, dropped her handkel
chief on the pavement, but as sh
hadn't her stoop-ovcr dress on, sh
was compelled to proceed without i
AS Preble county is entitled to tt
Senatorial candidate, we would sus
gest the columbian Orator." he a
WAYS sticks and has to be cHoKED o
like a leech.
As Hawley is understood to !
from Darke county, we would adyi
the GRANTEES to take their Senatori
candidate from NEW JERSEY. II
election would be over before his lf
ter of declination could reach Nanc
Heretofore there has been q g
lack of glue in Silver &c Freemanss
flee. The candidates there nominal
do not stick. Nancy has promised
procure in time for the next ConVe
ton, a full supply of "Allcocks II
Gus Plasters."
We would suggest to the Kno'
Nothings that they nominate two oe
atorial candidates, one from PreI
and the other from Montgomery. l
Preble man could run the crusade
ement, while the Montgomery Q
coulI manage the whisky eleme
Glue is too scarce to stick IL can
date to both platforms.
A female woman lectured on
public streets Oh temperance, IN
ton, two evenings last week. She '
a loud talker and made herself hea
The prominent crusaders refused
take much stock in her. Reason-
near the election. Wait afew mon,
and the music will open all along
line again.