The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-01-07

ing aas bic tlaa k.art At tas tees. re
piled that il couldn't be helped toes
wlge.a8 sa8 Acals didn't
A Learraweub maa told l.e
sa8 taea said ] hope 90 be slruek
dead. III have ret spoken the trath Z
Be bad scarcely ceased speaking wbca
De tB to ibc bear-a man having
knocked haB dawu.
A Broelpa,t aaa dreamed recent
d. that his aunt was dead. and the
dream proved trgs. tie tried the same
gamo with bis m0,herinlaw. but ii
di5at work worth 8 cent
A steamboat captain on the James
river fell asleep AFTER a hearty dinner
and lad a SCI of false teeth stolen
HE mouth was not deep enough f4r
the thief "a steal bis diuaer,
-Cbestauts should be cooked al.
ways before eating. as il makes them
more healthy; besides cooking imparts
aa improved flavor 10 the worm. aud
nops bis wrigsIiag'
No unfortunate trader looks go
down ln the mouth as a dentist
Aaaio Howe. who eloped with
her lover ia Montreal the other day,
was bound Go get married Annie.
Howe.
Mrs Kellogg says that American
girls have the sweetest voices In the
world, When one Of them puts her
month TO a hole ia the fence aud boil.
lers 70 the glll next door 10 fetch back
them crimping irons, 1t hIls the ar
with melody.
A Springfield gentleman cooclud-
ed u have a bath the other evening,
aud 10 the dark got hold Of a chunk Of
stove backing by mistake for the soap.
A more polished man than he was has
never been seen in the whole state OF
Massachusetts,
Said a professor 10 Dartmouth to a
notorious laggard who was once, for
q wonder, promptly in his place at
morning prayers at the appointed time.
marked you, sir, punctual, this morn
ing What is yourexcu ! s's-siek,
sir, and couldn't sleep, vas the reply,
A Western paper tells us that
female book agent at La Crosse knock.
ed a law yer down with a $22 Bible,
and then Knocked his teeth out with
50 HYMN book. Arm that woman with
an ordinary library of costly religious
books and she will whip her weight in
Wildcats
Helen NJ. Cooke writes that kisses
ON her brow are the richest diadem a
woman's soul aspires to. And yet a
fellow who kisses Young lady on her
brow while her ROSY Inns are making
motions like patent clothes wringer,
is not the man for the position.
90. p,,lorsavs Ia il ro,v ,oi,o
,..,,f,o b;r,s.lC s,r;ctlv g. HE rro.
fessiop. The announcement has given
new imnetus 70 the safe manulactur.
ing business. and large orders are com.
Inc In.
I;,1a ,,;.t o,,loa il, q a,,o stor.
.n1 aid. No n,,hor ,r,,,s tan c.nt.
,,r,h If ;,mns Tlis ,s,o,isbod tbo
olork Tho child insistod ,b,, i wa,
i,,nn. sbe had hem sent for hut 70.
,,rn,5 :, hcr mother r,r further in.
stfuctiop. Very soon she came back
aud said it was hops she wanted
Singular to relate, an old sausage.
grinder. a pair Of hinges, a crooked
gridiron. and half dozen pieces Of
scrap iron we're found in the center OF
cotton bale at Macon the other day.
Tie articles are .upno.ea IA have 40.
eidentally droppcI out of the vest
nsaket ar sg,pe darkey while engaged
h n,rkinr tbs halo
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talent for keeping a FIRE. She insisted
that iust as surely a. he attempted to
fe.arranue the sticks with the tongs he
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