Richland beacon., 1875-07-10
OUR SPICE. BOX.
v r,rui,urc-lu,,iau bureaus.

Costly rurui,urc-lndian bureaus.
The rival railroads will soon be issuing
chTumos
The silent man rides into power on the
back of babbers.
A Schenectady girl at spelling school sat
down on "panraloons.'
Ala rcccn, spelling match one man spell
j,'.pasnip" and got bec;.
One swallow does not make spring, but
. dozen swallows sometimes make one fall
No man can become thoroughly acquainted
with his family history without running Tor
office.
The Snake Run Academy is the name Of
an Indiana St hool. The scholars must !
be ladders.
"Qmlls are things ,lat are someti!. es ken
from tlf. pininns OF one goose To spread Tie
opinions of another.
The man who prononnces 'Don Quixote
"Donkeyhuie shows disposition I" lntr'de
Lis own name that Is not cUinincndabe.
A Western man, reading of q cricket club
in New York paper, writes the editor to
know it the club is good for anything FIR
srasshoPPers.
ssWlrar kinl Df sassages is themS qnerie
an old lady Of the young man OF literature
and peanuts as he passed through the train
selling bananas.
s'No,' said Mrs Podgcrs, very positively,
sr go into the country. Mr. Polgers goes
with me. This city amt no safe place to
leave man alone IN
How a woman can keep on talking while
she twists up her back hair and has her
mouth full of haupins IS "a mystery not yet
explained.
An Illinois woman WHO wanted 10 90 10 q
ma q icrade party as Mary, Queen OF Scots
E,ok,rl through the Bible u ascertain how the
c .. racter was dressed.
"Minnie, I'm in such Qrrandary for if
turn my back on Charley lie becomes offend
ed at once, and if | don't he cant see m
NV buckle. What shall dog
Artists have adopted many emblems o
charity We woiid'r # none of them eve
,Iauylit Of piece of lnda rubber, whicl
gives more than any other substance.
A KIND lear,e,, pcare lovi g Baltimor
MAJ painted his FRI nj steps twcnty-three time
trying TO please his wife, an' then she decide
that the first color was the best.
REYNOLDS, the dramarist, Observing the thir
ness of the house at one OF his pieces, said
II suppose it j. owing te the war; NO
WIS the reply, 1T is owing to the piece"
A Young lady, after reading atteniivel
the title of a novel, called The Last Man
exclaimed, Bless me, if such thing wei
ever to happen, villa, would become OF ii
women
will You have small piece Of the lig
meat or n small pierre o' the dark askt
Eobs unc'e As lie carved the turkey AT dI
ner. Il will take large piece Of LO,h
answered Bob.
IC says contemporary, Brigham You
wore an ;,tdiiiunal weed on his hat eve
time he lost wifi, or mother inlaw, II
estimated his hat would have to he twent
seven feet high.
Ii is The saracious remark of ke'
observer that you can generally tell new
married couple al the dinner table, by
in ligna,oa of the groom when fly aligi
on the brides butter.
When boy falls and peels the skin of
nose, the first thing lie does Is To yet up a
veil. When a girl tumbles and hurts hers
badly, the frs, thing she does is to get up a
look at her dress.
4 farmer complains that hook and lad'
company has been orra !iZed III his neishb
heod He states that the ladder Is used al
al, han. .af
which In. hooking is done.
Quin the actor, being asked by la'iy, W
there v er. mOe women in the world Ill
men, replied. ''It is in conformity with
other ar al,eneu,s If nature-we alw.
see more Of heaven than of earth.
A lemry ic.cart driver, who has b
ANNOYED 10y children who have BEEN in
babn of pitcring his Ire, now displays a
waning. IN. D." He thinks they will und
stand ,la, that means Take Not-iceT
A California oc,ogenarian had buried til
wiyes Whose /, a len names were Gre
Grass and G,oz, lie stirred up the
wild, Kerosene the other dav, ana now he
in the colt. cold grave, al d the green IL
grows abovs kim.
Two years ago a Pennsylvania servant |
ras cent 70, Prison for sts,liag 500 from
cmSloyes The money was found tie OF
,,ay where he had hidden it, and now
u,xs nffsss the girl Sc rs recompensc, w
she is willing To settle for ten thousand.
A paragraph is going the rounds OF
uewspsp-ps 10 this riiert - There Is one Z
w1s in the country. aud every nian thinks
Las her Oil Brown, " no is bald, aud wi
s,i(o has red hair and wicked eye, read
asal saurunuresl, NJ he meslitatively passed
land over his head, Il dunno! dunno
Z "Mary. why did you kiss your hand to
gentleman opposite, this morning san
careful mother 10 her blooming dangi
"Why, the gentleman had the impndenc
throw kiss clear across the ssree. and.
cmrsc,l threw il back Indignantly!
wonllnt have me encourage him by keel
~. Il would pour