The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-12-02

poses himself, ere he has taken any yo-
cal fluid, finds him self exhausted and
remains. yet. with the illiterate in music.
| ''The Jackass has an educated ear" GER
| tainly, for nit flies, gnats, June bugs"
and the rattling of and old tin pan.
Doubtless, the author of the Jackass has
an educated ear for humble bees, ''yaller
Jackets" and hornets. The most eff feet
iveplan fo- finding whether the melody
ears-Get three ear trumpets, put one in
each ear of the Jackass, and one in his
mouth, besure and attach the trumpets
| to your ear, and in one half hour you
will be come salts fed about the ennis
sion of the melody. You say you do
not quite understand US: and can not
find the terms we used in Webster's Una
bridged; we are aware of that fact, and
you cannot, until you have spent several
years in the study of musical composition
and be well supplied with German
French and Italian dictionaries. We give
one definition from "Whang as we be
came acquainted with him six years ago,
nearly in the same way in which you
have, during the pasttwo weeks. You
can put the doodle" part on if your Aes-
/; thetics will assist you. Slur-glide-Turn
over tothe picture of the Jackass and old
rickety barn -meditate-imagine
you can hear his voice. if this does not
satisfy you, go where you can hear him.
In your essay you have not contradicted
anything we said because what we said is
founded on facts, undeniable. You only
fill your essay with animal voicing, bur-
lesques, and quotations, thinking you
can convince the people that your Hoop
hal loos&c, are correct. Every gramma-
rian will condemn this-Him and me
studies grammar. Over FIVE hundred
persons in Jackson county will condemn
it, Every illiterate person will say its
hothin but big pack on nonsese to say
anything about such a sentence, or fust
pusson he loves. Every arithmetician
will condemn this-3x3=7 Every little
child that has ever learend the multi
plycation table will say it is wrong Ev-
cry scientific or classical musician will
condemn these assertions SIur ring
from skip to skip. slurring in thes Modo
per portare Ia roce, twang voicing, hoop hal
loo instruction, bad into nation and
enunciation, all ludicrous motions&c &c.
Over three thousand persons in Jackson
county will sanction these assertions.
Each grand choir of this county sane
toned them before and at the Eistedd-
| fod. jackson choir one week ago sane
toned them, and it will take many weeks
and months to avoid them if such sing
ers ever step out among men an women
of musical taste. Now, Aesthetic (E.
CrandalD we rejoice in penning you up
so completely and leaving no way of es-
cape, except on the road of"the fust
.pusson he loves. 3x3=7 and him and
studies slurs, hoop halloo &c.-We will
heartily rejoice, at some future time, on
visiting you, and your noted singers, and
finding those slurs &c, ON mitted. Now,
Eesthetic(E Crandall,) get to work, prac-
tice the salt al ,Sesta, terra, settima &C., If
you cannot get thembythe usual modo,
say. at each resolution, Boston. Phil.
Gin. ,Ironton, Jackson, or slur. slide,
twang, hoophalloo and Jackass We
leave the author of the Jackass and
stand above the slurs &c with the mu-
sical flag, unblemished, floating in the
breeze. knowing the he, and his CO.
workers,w will be compelled to bow downto
our criticisms,if they ever enter the
beautiful fields of musical culture
c. A. LACKEY.