, 1875-07-15

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Moriturus Il. ". LopRfellow has neuralg!a.
Cholera 1nfantum has act up In business.
Mothcfs will do we'll to keep IN oyo open for Tie
ogro.
Delkoap has ilis boa. figure and nobbtess turn
oct tn Washington noH. Butler ia tho boBt look
Ing man there, too.
A good use 10 which tho Kesly motor could be
put--to bring tho Yale crew into some respects
bio place on tho iiat.
Tho Slate Of Illinois proaon!s sh!s extraordi.
nary paradox. a diocosc without bishop, and
Bishop without dioceBo.
Vassar challenges Yalo and Harvard sinco
both object to admitting the girls. TO try tloir
luck Ia tue college regatta.
AIRS. Ludlngton. ono Of thu rennsytvlnia
family Of tE'plets. died recently It 81. ller s,s-
te1s still survive aa tvlus NOW.
Fcchter's attack Of heart-daehse is aald to be
duo to tho fact that the manager Of the NoJl
Thoatre Of Montreal ohoatod him.
Tho Scotia, this last sido-wheelor Of The Cunarl
limo, Las boon withdrawn, ~ too e1pGusiys and
too easily disordosed to bo worth keeping.
Tho proof-scAder Of tho Cincinnati Enquirer
talks abou. Tommy shoa1man's moi do mer.-a
delicate allus!on to hiu na:ery l. doubtless.
We hkvo always protested against Harvard and
Yals lowering themselves to race with such patty
Institutions as Amhorst, Columbia, and Cornell.
How are tho mighty fa!len. whom Boston
paper desctbos tlie woapons Of amatory warfare
In tho shapo Of fan-airtatious with al that that
! implies.
| Even Bartoris is not above tho deception Of
| patern4l youth. Ho says 1t weighs 10l1 pounds.
whom Nollie. with al her pride, can't magnify 1t
boyoud y.
4 Brooklyn reporter, writing about rAbld cur.
said that an unknown Womap aud several
othor dogs wero bi.ten." How demoraliziag tho
| late trial has beon.
Joo Elliott tho victorian sporting editor, apoAks
10 harshly about England aud hor poopie that
his dctFhctors whtspcr thAt ho must haya left tho
island agalnst h.a will.
Aaeorgia shorinf delayed all execution Mteen
minutes 10 lot tho crowd Bee which dog whipped.
1t Ia evident that humanity yot holds toader
I place In tho American heart.
| "saratoga" is being translated Into German
for Berlin to laugh At Tho shoddy people who
exhibit themselves thoro have been translated
to all paris Of Europe with rhe Hame reEult.
George ". Graham, Esq, Of AIegau, Mich,
formerly connected with the Chicago, Rock
lHlaud d Pacific nailroad, nft Chicsgo last evan-
,nR on tue steamer japan for trip East viz tho
IakcB.
Since tho city organ Of 81. Louis published
seventy columns OF delinquent ta1es In the
Gnost possible type. tho newspapers Of th&t
pennlloss alumbercr l2Ts not said much about
Chicago.
". Il. steors, Of Montins, = mulatto, enjoys
the distinction Of being tho first mat legally
convicted Of murder Ia the first degree In hon
tana. It would DO q bull to say the hlst nsu
hanged there.
Don't you really think the University raco
should bo 1owsd by Harvard and Yalo only. other
competitors ba1reC7 One Of them would hRya
to win, while tho loser could not b. lower on the
list than second.
George Kons, Of Amherst Mas. has con.
t,rmed suspicion entertained by tho gentlemen
OF = picnic party on the lako Tuesday By CATCH
ng 8B0 trout and lt7C0 oshor fish thls soason.
lie IL deaf and dumb.
Foreman Carpenter, OF tho BROOKLYN Jury, ia
not the sotld, respectable citizen tho pastors
friends declared him to DO. nis grocer sued
him for s115, and Carpenter swore in the aAma
courtroom thst..hc vAB worth nothing.
A startling tripls coineidonce ia this: Bescbe,
Obtains 100000 from Plymouth Church; Jod
Howards dirty little Star comes out with new
type, and rhte-soulod Elizabeth Las usr
arosA We auait tho latest nsns Of DesBlo.
Bt. Louis bitterly complalns that Chicago
newspapers have not noticed hor now Chicago.
| made fountain. It ahsows too muddy jet to
deserve notice. Why. tho only waller In HIS.
sourl which hAs any sparkle 1t III Is Waterloo 0.
the Republican.
Tho friends Of the Hon. D. arstz Drown ware
l Ha5 kt,Af hn