The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-10-14
Yssng Anerica IN Parslnr.

Aau - y common noun o. TIE
femme gender-common cause he
can be bought cheap; and feminine
gender cause he's always got wo-
man on the brain; Sth person cause
his wife end six children comes
frst-is in the objective case and
governed by 3 woman.
T, Go to your seat, sir, put 3 wet
cloth on your head.
I. Next parse woman.
2. Woman is a female noun OF
the masculine gender.
I. Mercy on u.s. what do ysu say
sir?
P. She's q female noun Of the
masculine, cause she wears the
breechsloOns and is determined to
vote, she's compounded of cotton,
Ehalebone, starch, smiles, sunshine
and thunder clouds-is the FIRST
person, cause she's always the per.
son speaking; plural number, cause
she makes more noise than half ;
dozen parrots is in the objective
case and governed by fashions.
I. Sit down, sir, and rinse your
mouth with propylAetic fluid.
I. Next, parse boy.
p. Boy is an uneommoA noun, OF
the gosling gender and female per
suation.
T. Thunder and blackjacks
What is that, sir?
P. Boy is an uncommon noun OF
the gosiing gender and female per
uasion-uncommo cause he's
hard TO find now-a-days: gosling
gender cause he soon enters the
good, female persuasion, cause he's
always got the heart sick about
some female; first person, big Ike,
singular number, cause there's no
body but himself, in the objective
case, governed by his embryo mus
tache, Sehiedam Schnapps, and the
length of his dsddy's purse.
I. Go home, sir, and bathe your
feet in mustard.
I. Next, parse girl.
2. Girl is an angelic noun, of the
Grecian bend gender, and masculine
tendencies.
7. Save us from sudden death
These boys will never be raised
How is that, sir2
P. Girl is an angelic noun, cause
she paints her cheeks and loves ing
uns; she's compounded of cosmet-
les, flowers, fuss and feathers; is ot
masculine tendencies, cause she
wears shirt bosoms, paper collars
and always has her head full of the
boys; singular number, cause the
boys are afraid of them, and ma
trimony has played out; third per.
son, cause she is much spoken of
in the objective case and governed
by Gypsy bonnet.
7. Next, parse corn.
z. Corn is an uncommon noun q
the neuter gender,
T. Bless my life! Go on, sir.
Z. Corn ia An uncommon noun
cause farmers have well nigh qui
raising it-is used as an sdiectiv,
and belongs to Tennessee, Ohio anc
Kentucky. When parsed as 1
noun, it is in the objective cssC
and governed by cotton.
L. Sit down, sir.
I, Next, parse cotton.
z. Cotton is royal noun Of the
starving gender.
I. Listen at thatl
p. Royal cause it is King, (but
only over the Southern people.
Starving gender, cause it has vel
nigh starved out the South; in the
objective case and governed by lazy
freedmen.
i. Next, parse fashion.
z. Fashion is a tyrannical noun
of the common gender.
7. Catfish and blunderbusses
What is that, sirH
2. Fashion is q tyrannical noun,
cause it must be obeyed and laugh
at poor mans purse; common gen
der, cause all people bow to it; it is
compounded of hounces, fiimsies
ruffles, snufiles, bubbles, troubles
rutfs, cuffs, higgies, CYCLES, sniggles
curls, furls, hairs, sRares, Grecian
bend, fuss and feathers. 1t was
once in the objective case and gov
erned by Eugene. but is now in the
nOminative case independent.
I. Go home, sir, and go to bed
I. Next, parse baby.
p. Baby Is an obstreperous musi-
cal noun of the neuter gender.
I. Moses and the prophets save
us from destructionl What do you
say, you little imp?
Z. Baby is a musical noun, cause
it sings a soft tune between mid
night and day, especially of cold
night-it is neuter gender, cause
it's neither male nor female until
it is big enogh to wear breeches
1t weighs according to size, and
measures according to proportions.
Is compounded of milk and lungs,
and especially of lungs, grows at
a rapid rate, and soon learns to
smoke cigars, drink spirits, talk
short to dad and love TO the gals
1t is also of the spoilt gender
cause it is allowed to put its foot
in the gravy whenever it chooses, is
in the objective case and governed
by candy and sugar plums.
I. Go home, sir. and tell youI
mother to rock you to sleep.
7. Parse matrimeny.
p. Matrimony is an ancient noun
of the defunct gender
T. Hear hinil You little vaga-
bond, what did you say2
A MAtrimoDy is of the defunct
gender, cause its played out Girls
are plentiful as blackberries, but
they've got nothing, they toll not
neither do they spin, yet Solomon
in All bis glory couldn't dress like
'em. Matrimony is compounded OF
the words, mate and money, but
when there's a match nowadays, il
is nothing without the money.
Third person, cause its spoken ol
much by the spondoOliks OF the
girls daddy.
T. Take a seat, sir, and rub your
head with q brickl
7. Parse kissing.
?. Kissing is common, libial noun
of the explosive gender.
T. Snakes, alive! What do you
meanF