, 1875-11-07
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Whisky is aliks an internal furpaes md n /
fernal turn~us.
| sergt: Bates, the sweet f2g-be.r.s. d ona
SeEgt. Rete Noir down South. '"
II am not enraged, only ineens,d a n;d F., T.,
! who smelt strongly ot muak, THOUGH Ia s,s ~
| muscular. -
! The Hebre#s. it ia said, owp nearly A,tf y
Berlin. Tho other half. then" says Phr.
(Tho was over there oace), "mugt b. osuIb,
the he-b1ewers-" ""
"Did you notice how splendidly .sut ,h,e,,,
that last reel 1t the ball last night Tua:'
Yes, and also also noticed that you fss II,
all the way homa!"
"a Turn About" -George-"I nv Tim b
take care! You nearly shot nv tatds1 taea::'
Vom-'s 1h don't ssy aoythinf, ihesss ena
fello" Take a ahot at mlne!" Punch
Nothing makes Georgia man 70 md II d
run block atter Thomas to borrow noosyg
him, and, reaching him. to finGi tbat 10 il Jasa
aG1editor 1ho has been ta1sasaaiag tasu&
The remarkable absence Of = smoV asnss
Phere during the Indian Summer Ut 0raaa 4.
other Western points, 10 accounted fvr hf III
fact that the tobacco served ous to ths Innra
was too poor to gmoke.
L miss Of 10 OF II, on her way to scbool a
heard saying to herself; IA noun |, sha uan
OF any person, place. or thing, aad surH y
girls have hooked that apple from my deak Il
Ealse fuss with the whole sehoql."
A WISCONSIN editor i1lnstrltas ths pes1uGu
e1traYaeance OF the people Of the prssees dy
By calling attention to the costy bahres
IN nse now, while, when be was I bsas. ts,
haaled him around BY the hair Of his hsad.
!" Bob" sAid ! Camden boy to pl.!ns.s
ttyou1 fathers jest been killed" 'Sp!'Ra
Bob. Yes, sir; blown up by stekm bolera =
aseIel the other. .' By gum, he's got ny ns
too!' exclaimed Bcb, thrpst1ng bis bsuds lnh
pockets
4 little boy, aged I, whoee mamma ,hapsAn
right to 1efuae hln something apau aheh ka
heart was desperately sci, fuding tint aki
was no hope for him, burst into spasaoa d
tears and exclaimed, Well rhsn, ahal did ss9
born fne for -
She was brushing his hair, and be anjgadh
ing fused over amazingly. Rolling up BIZ s!A
heseaid :: "1y dear. Why .as Columbus zsa
ha landed in Americs, Ike NE noN! sh
couldn't tell him, and he explained; ''Heas*
be Vas ticklsd at being fust over"
A m1pister WHO had been 1eprosi7s ms stt1
elde1s for over-indulgence observed eos &
down to stream, take 4 drink, nd taAa Eu
away. Ihere, said he to his ohsrdlas ads:
q 10 an example for you the COW hss 4ssaean
lts thirst and has retired" "Yea," replied %
other, ~ that is very true hut suppose saosea
DOW had come to the other side Of tho saaA
and had said, Here's to you,' thares no sa}1a
how long they might have gone o."
Money Was never moro plenty than as present
1t least We judge 30 from the con1sEsas ras as
passed between two boss in front 81 ~ far
Office last evening. One Of theE. Was socst
'ears old, aud vote the stump of clk1 y ~
month, and no shoes On his feat. Ihs e9a
sore straw has With ragged sdSe, aas
tone -bru 50 on his heel, and about U sannH
lad passed pvog his tangled locks. ihn va ~
'tThat bass eochs .a8set
nozan ponudB.': II bes thousaa' dolan ~
tidn't." II betcher i've thousaa' doih'5 ".
cum now" And neither boy looked ~
lad $500 in his pocket, but appearances III p
Herald
One of the speakers ut tho recent feats4
conference, at B,lghton, mazda the fqaaan5 :.
aarkab!e address .'Ne anould iea7a oa!ss'ss III
a the Lords hands. a. dasd. Hezenas
O Lord, beseech Thee, urdertsse for 20 ~ ~
10 never need IN undertaken ta4 "e ~ as.. ~
t is then only when va Gun do 10 mors m ea.
elves that We need an uudeftakes. Aoa s ~
oes an updersaksx do? He puts Us ons " - ~
overa us up, fastens Us dawn, acd pns3 ~ as
aa arouud. That is What the Lord 1sao.aas '..,
lodged to do for aB. Oh. II Is ssoe' psass
. Undertake for me- b Thou my dIvfna -
sker; keep ne out Of sigbt; pat = eo's1'e
70; keep me- under tne ground
FREE-p -pAxss1saa. a
A Moatcaln street By ran scfo64 trs;a.r,
este1dsy to where several boys vere ,,1~ oa.1 I'd
bonfire OF leaves. and called out: NE a@1Sx
70 the fun 4 policeman 10 i&uiag ~ sI sssI
,o,lt atraw in the alley, and shsa sasaSt aata sn
ID be says she'd better look out, aad - ~ ~
10 isn't afraid OF DO policeman with ~ I'd
eth out, and III bet theEe1! be - sa"1'
,e'l hck, apd-hurr!, boys, hurry: ..
4 policeman who saw nuuber Of !sds eo1sr sesi1
| in tho alley near the Morat DoSk 3esn ~ IT.
Fooped down on them and denaaqesaA sds
auat1on: THAT boy there's osn o.. H.
, Congress street" replied the alte@ ..a q
?" "Ies'D I'm gong TO rub fa1ts =. IL ks
= legs aud 70 do~n there aod y !es saH1nsa,x Ms ~
9 aud get pizsned to death eoa''""
y. The officer did not lntes1efe+
An ancient darsey called .. tho ceo.tI; !.;, ~
u Yesterday and informed the ..darss !.
{eller hid borrowed his "a1ea Ell :
;ht OF to Canada" and he "antsa antt,tae7r
vi could be done about It. "saee4 I'd
ed the Cantsin. ..And he can't b tr !!
ck ?" "Eo," "Wsll dsrs one tnioS s,zs
d the loser ~ ha sent out "dst *ss !:
4 over fifteen INMATES to wonee' I
es boy to shake it. A. !
1t Al auction On Bates street. tn esnssk esnssk1s !
!, aoc.ionaer put pp : stuffed Roese r+a !
eacIe and snid 4 to = culared nata ;.:.a j
81 .ct,a Iao h,nar eu " discovered tba inpsJ {