The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-05-06
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Does the Lord love man who spends
at church festival the money he owes
40 his washerwoman is a question
asked by Pen sylvania paper
The experiment of transfusing blood
has lust been applied to Gen, Frank Blair,
who has long been prostrated with paral-
ysis at his home inst. Louis. six ounces
.Sfblood were injected into his veins, and
the result is said to be favorable
A Detroit boy was sent fora doctor his
mother being very i'll when looking down
the street he saw a great crowd linen
came a struggle between duty and curI,
ssity, but he finally started for the crowd
aaying: "The old lady's pretty bad oil,
but know she wouldn't want me to miss
that fight"
Gen. Cotton, now in the service OF
Egypt, writes from New DongoIa that Tor
good, well cooked, well seasoned dln-
per. it is hard to beat the Arabs. They
nave him mort than twenty courses, the
main piece icing sheep roasted wAole'
During the recent visit of the Austrian
Emperor to Italy all the aid,de-cam!ps
who fought with him against Italian IN
dependence were specially left behind at
home to mediate over the vcstudes OF
empires and other human affairs,
The coming insane asylum keeper to
visitor: "Do you mean that man with
his head bowed, his eyes cast down, and
his lips moving? Oh, yes; he was spelled
down too; but he keeps right on practls-
ing lust the same; l believe his word is
'syzygy."
Newfoundland dog going to one of the
vharves in Portland, Me-, and perceived
mat a vessel he had expected to find
there had sailed, jumped overheard ana
swan after it. He had gone long dls-
lance down the harbor when he was
picked up, nearly exhausted.
A frightful example: First degree
Lemonade with stick in it. Second de-
gree--Brandy smash and port wine.
Third degree Bourbon whisky, old ale,
and gin. Fourth degree-Bourbon, bran
dy, old ale, gin, rum, and apple-jack.
Fifth degree-all kinds every tlme;neyer
say no.
N de Lesseps has gone to CONSTANT
aople to endeavor to obtain from the
Sublime Porte some notifications OF the
Suez Canal dues established by the re-
cent International Commission, SO as to
render it possible to carry out the I'M
provements planned before the meeting
Nf that commission.
A lady the other day meeting a girl
Who had lately left her service, inquired;
"Well, Mary, where do you live now e
"Please. maam, | don't live nowhere,
now" rejoined the girl, "Pm married"
An old black woman, reciting her
"speerunce," said she had been to heay-
en-. Did you see any of de coloredi IA
dies dar" asked younger sister "Oh,
.rou git out; yous'pose wentin de kltch-
ca when | was dar /"
"Then you won't lend me that dime
novel, eh ?" inquired one boy of another
in the post office on Saturday. mo, |
Won't" "All right, then; the next time
our chimney burns out, you SHAFT come
into the yard and holler."
"Spell defendant" said Prof Sprague
atthe last spelling match. "B,e,e-c-h-e-r,"
whispered a little school girl, but The au-
dienGe did not hear her, and 80 the pre-
oocious child vast presented with a
sopy of the great trial in book form.
The culled folks of Ciccinnati have had
spelling match, in which, among 9th
ers, good old aunty of eighty particiPa'
ted. The climax was reached, when the
Rev. James johnson, being invited to
apell "nosegay" started off with "N-o-u-s," "
then, seeing the fog horn uplilted to blow
him down, suddenly corrected himself to
"N-o-u g-h-s.g-a-y," and stepped down
and out amid tremendous rounds OF I'll,
darw and applause.
"Father," replied Cairo girl, tears in
her eyes, "you may jaw and jaw, and
howl and rip and tear, but l'llmarry John
Stewart if die for it," And the old man
leaned back and realized that he might
az well try to pull locomotive up hill.
Telegraph operators are said to suffer
from peculiar kin, of palsy. When
busy and constantly employed, they find
that after some years they are unable to
signal certain signs distinctly. They
change their fingers and get rid OF the
trouble for Il time; but these fingers fail,
and if the labor is persisted IN the whole
arm gives out and the brain becomes al
feCted.
In an action for SANDER tried at the
Kingston assizes ia England the other
dov the plaintiff charged that the defend
ant had called him a convicted telon.
The truth of this assertion the plaintiff
did not deny, but he claimed that having
already suffered for the offence he ought
not to be made to suffer for it again. The
Jury were of the same opinion, and gave
him G800 damages
The San Antonia (TeXas) Herald gives
the following notice to its subscribers
thereafter we shall publish list of the
names of those who go fishing on the
Lords dav and fail to send us string of
trout. Perch and suckers have too many
homes in them to allow us to forget that
the moral element of our population look
10 the press to eradicate this growing
dissertation of the Sabbath"
give cents fare for that child, madam"
said street car conductor, AZ he opened
the door and put his head into the car.
every we'll" she replied, feeling in her
pocket; this is an orphan child, and I'm
It's guardian. must have receipt for
all monies paid out, and as soon as you
I write one III drop nickel in the box"
He shut the door and leaned over the
brake like man in deep thought.