The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-07-16
EVANGELICAL CORNER.

Banged hair is going ont of style.
Man proposes but w lnan frequently
refuses.
Anna Lnuise Gary swims like naiad at
Long Branch
Brunettes are more given to marrying
than blondes.
The Utica skirt" is the latest. It
contracts the walking powers OF the pent-
up wear.r.
Ladies hive the right to otticiate as pall-
hearers at funerals Eight Elnira ladies
have been and 'ne anl ss1ne it,
\ wum,n who c,,n mike a bed without
lsaving ~ luip in it, an Il c IL cook a b.ef-
steak riglt heed not worry about her
future.
An eastern newspapr claims that Olive
Logan head is turned b .cause she began
all article with, II have before me num-
her of newspapers"
| Why, Jen lie. you look Y hid en ,ugh To
eat, said il loving hush md to his ~ife one
| morning at breakfast. well, 1 III cdLtnE
us fast as can, amt ~"
Bessie Turner will be taken out Of the
atmosphere OF scandal in Il short title by a
young man who combs his hair back and
clerks i'll a hardware store.
Six dollars worth of jawelry, if prudently
selected, will go mile aud half toward
making snne women f,'rg,t that this world
has IL single heart-ache. .-Detroit Free Press.
Capt. W. II. Brown, U. s. Cavalry, CON-
mitt.d suicide in New York, the other day,
on account of Phil Sherid..u's marriage.
lie was discarded lover of his wife, nee
Miss Irene Rucker.
TRANSMISSION of blood is humbug in
some cases. a Chicago man had pint of
bulldogs blood conducted into his veins
and then tr1ed to lick his wife. She laid
him up for week.
Young women looking up pic mic cos
tunes should try to find something that
will look swtetly artless and won't wrinkle.
\ woman returning from one of those
expeditions is the uelisst creature known
10 civilization. Globe Democrat.
The Nevada nlnnyhammer who has just
buried his wife in "a SILVER coffin has done
good deal of harm. Other women will now
feel that nobody cares farthing for them
if they are n 1t laid away in the same style,
and they wont put up with any Of your
German-silver coffins. either
The papers are having lots OF fun because
Miss Helen Mary Ely was honored with the
degree Of IS Bachelor of Literature by ii Q
Minnesota University. Just as though
there were anything astonishing about
being maid bachelor. The fact is, she
being maid, the bachelor naturally fol-
, lows.
The following excellent toast was given
by schoolmaster: "The fair daughters
Of Ameriea-may they add virtue to beauty
r subtract envy from friendship-multiply
aniable accomplishments by sweetness of
temper-dvide time by soeiability and
c,nomy-and reduce scandal to its lowest
, denomination.
"When I married. said ex-Chancellor
Of the Exchequer Lowe at a London dinner
:. party, I declared, "With all my worldly
goods thee endow," although hadn't
shilling in the world. But" chimed in
the wife. "you had your splendid talents. :"
yes, my dear; but you know | didn't
endow You with them," was the right
| honorable pentleman's renfv
| She tried to sit down in the street car,
t but was pinned back SO tight she couldn't.
e Old lady peeped over her specs and aske3
: her, "How long have you been afflicted
$ that way?" The young lady blushed and
/ made "a break" sitting down sideways.
t and holding her knees together so tight
= that she looked as if she had on one
/, legged pair of breeohes. Old lady noticed
n her sitting in this sidewise, eramped posi-
, tion, and whispered, "Bile, ] spose I've
A had 'eln thar myself. f."-Hapesgilke Ky.
v PlaindeGler.
She has the most allnring eyes, little
Grecian nose. She wears the most be-
witching guise, and parti-colored hose
Her touch can thrill one strangely when
. one clasps her in the dance-at least, they
. tell me so.-but then, never had the
chance Her melting tones--so people
say-intoxicate the brain, and leave, when
she is gone away, a JOY akin to pain. Her
J voice is like sweet music, when its strains
s are soft and low-so those who'ye heard il
a say-but then, never did, you know.
e She makes the most superb ragout-knits
II stockings by the score-knows Latin and
/ Italian, too, Greek, French, and plenty
II more! She's just the girl to sweeten life
d adorable-divine! In short she is perfect
o wife! But then, she isn't mine