The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-03-12


4 your hours OF rest.
| A Patent Office report.
A small phial for the preservation OF tears
to be shed over the grave Of Adam.
This, though small, will answer oul
purpose, as the demise Of Adam has
never very materially affected our
nocturnal hours Of repose.
A candle to light your way in exploring the
caverns OF Jerusalem.
We hope to see it in that light.
A small box containing articles suggestive
OF good thing"
These are they Of which we have
long had Holy Land dreams, and shall
have prominent attention in our jour
ney.
A pair OF broadcIoth pants with postofiice at.
tachment.
1T is charitable for us to suppose that
our Eugene friends didn't know our
corporal dimensions, when they sent
these britches. However, when we
want to imagine that we are exploring
the mammoth cave, we will proudly
walk into their capacious. parts.
An Indispensable article for your toilet-table
taken frem the dressing-table OF our special
artist; 1t may also remind you OF one Of the
great plaques Of Egypt.
A fine-tooth comb
| A medical compound to be worn In small
bag suspended by q cord nom the neck-aIteI
the ancient custom In our native Missouri.
"Assefdity.n
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travel be unable TO take spin around thS
/ block"-that YOU may enjoy that delightful
recreation in the privacy Of your own room.
Jes sol
| A medical instrument resembling o worm,
or q streak Of CONCEALED lightning-ter the re-
moval Of obstructions in your travel through
the Holy Land.
Give it upl
Three indispensable articles of toilet:
A blacking-brush, curry comb and
iax-hackle.
An American hag-te wave frsm the summit
OF the Pyramids
Long may it wiggle!
A sketch book for notes Of travel.
Containing autographs Of Chung
Lee and Others. Eugene celebrities
richly embossed in keel and lamp
black.
A light summer hat-to protect yeur head
from the burning sun OF the desert.
1t was evidently captured from
Shacknasty Jim's squaw at the battle
of ToOle Lake.
An iron safe-for "sasser" accumulations.
This is rather diminutive and may
do for an editors exchequer, but woulc
never do for camp-meeting purposes.
A gold watch and chain-to remind you o
the value of time.
Though dumb it speaketh, and as i
nestles lovingly on our bosom, whil'
the brass chain glitters on our waist
coat, we are indeed reminded that it il
time to quit this cussed foolishnesS
and come down to the solid realities o
life, and a vigorous search for beef fo
our ravenous New ,Foundland pup
That our generous friends entirely for
got the wants of that pup, is the only
bitter pang which crecps in among tn,
broad waves of gratitude, which rcl
across our peaceful bust.
SEQ ITnMs.--From the Spirit W,
CLEAN the following:
Another Bonanza has been discover
ed on the North Santian, and there
strong talk Of big ditch for mining
purposes.
A dog killing row in the Forks ha
been settled by the killer agreeing t
give the proprietor of the slain hound
two more just as good. This happ,
adjustment was brought about by
Geneva arbitration.
The youngsters had snap gam
(what in thunder is it2) and supper a
Mrs. Baldwin's the other evening.
The Scio fire bell has arrived, an
weighs 1870 pounds.
The late firm Of j. ]. Brown, is noV
, Brown 4 johnson.
Frank Crabtree has gene to Arizonf
Our old merchant friends, Messri
: Irvine & Morris, have opened up I'm
stock Of new goods in Scio, and expet
to do q driving business. They al
nail-driving, go-ahead boys, and "
wish them a full run Of luck.
: WOMAN SUFFRAGE ASSOCIATION
The friends Of the woman suffraR
movement met in the Pacific Opel