, 1875-07-11

,1nisorn1 Ha had full suit Of the old North
Co.k Militia, which. bsIad. Taa killing at short
range. .r.c, ,,;,;,s ,-o-
c1;Tif;cs would not be offensive to the class OF
T;ch widows rho, ut Sea Cliff and Alarthn's 'lne-
ward. oHered the Society its best opportunity.
Iii. shaughuess, protested against ths d'scus-
sion Of such topic.
Mr. Smith called for ATote on the three names.
There xere no othe1s to choose from, and the
articles called for an election Tonight.
Mr. White seconded the motion
Tia President then ruled that
AvoTr
vas In order.
The tirbt oallot resulted as follows:
Eebertus Aanney.
Robert Joyce-..........-..'"'''" '-...''','' '1
Mr. Smith Withdrew the pame OF Mr. Joyce.
The second ballot resulted as follows:
Egbertus ManneJ
Fed1 NcGrue. -
The President declared Egbertus Manney the
choice Of the Society. ...
Mr.. 6haughnessY desired that, in the event Of
Mr., Manney's refusal to serve. Ar. McGrue be
designated as his altefnatlva
On motion OF Mr. Wood, Mr.. Manney was no
d6ed Of bis election, and provided With the fol-
lowing
INSTRUCTIONS.
You viii ut uncs report to this undersigned COMMITTEES
6 the precise condition of yoar wardrobe
six suits of clothes, three dozen Shirts three dozen
pstr Of fancy socks thrss dozen
sa OF studs and slaeve buttons, threa trunks and
9old elxss will b. provided 10 you ten dsyH before
your departure for the wassstngpacea hsrsundsr DC
acribed. ... ,,.
You WIN bs allowed SIS par weak for spending mon
cy and SIS psr week for board
All your trareluC expenses VIII be paid and dckeh
provided by the Treasurer.
week Ut SEA Gill; one week At Long Branch one week
st Cape MAJ, one weak 1t Saratoga, and ona week 1t
You win In every instance. represent yourself to be
the only son Of wes1thy Western bsnksr in temporary
disgrzos with your father.
You viii rss11c. yourself to the exclusive society of
opulsn fcnalss no matter Of what or appearance
Ton will instantly adapt your theological political,
and ntarary preferences TO the sentiments OF the
You viii b. provided With variety Of correspond
ence in different and Of several charactsrs which
Jou viii uss according to discretion. -
your subieetz For instance, N the soe1etJ OF BOSTON
hsiross qu,ts Emerson, Thoreau, snd Channtnz per
petuy t5s pho.phorc sre
Of pork and beans to Nsw Yorxa.se mention 81 fra-
certly - you the family diamonds and your de!o
nions vidor. profess your faith in Bsechsr and dis
credit whs you repeat, ths ssorJ Of TAnsse and his
two wives. ...r r...-..4
to the Cornrnitses Of NAnsz&msnt Of Ill your opera~
uons Ind p1ospeoa
By oFdsr Of the Committee.
lit. II H1nney nt onco acceptea 11s apPo!Httucu-
gave this necessary pouan aIld, afreE y neurnptuous
banquet 1T tho Sherman House, provided by h1s
patrons,
xEr OUT FOR MATTHIAS VINEYARD.
Three DAYS after his arriva! there the archives
of tie society NerG enriched by the following
document:
M.x7uA,s y1srrAno, June 1S.-Commi;tee ef Han
aoen,1zt G. II. j. S.-GEsrIz1zx: reached here O.
&. On the boat from New York made acquaintance Of
h7pdsome young lady, who had every appearance o.
providsncs family, but travelling on her own ae-
count Compared notes. :rr!ed out my instructions,
and asoeytaned shs worth oo 1t death Of fa~
ther Nada an aprontraant for promenade naxt sven-
ing, but at noon sha went to New York in custody Of
detective on oh1zgs Of roblfng IN hotel Theirs Is rich
xiaow from Pit.t5s hsf s.a 10 b ..o;a wo5n
II from three cierR!men and IN agent OF
Society for Disbursement Of ExRsetorstion among
thu Atorignes Of kanschatka. went 70 mestms pef,a
hons m ford for dostitat. applsVomen nat I'll would Ike
~ '''>' - ~ NN~'- - EoazaTun M4xxKz.
Mr.. Manuey WAS advissd as follows:
CHICAGO. June 18.-Ar. E. Aanney-DEAn 6R: !:
You must exercise little more caution We can-
not understand why you did not tumble TO the young
lady on the boat A. for hs xtdo", do not be too mis-
ceaneous in your advances beforc betng sataded OF
her financial condition
By ordar Of t1a Managing COMMITTEES.
Mr. Manney BY this time hsd migrated to
SEA CLIFF,
HhbpGA he TfQke Al 1Oll0H8s
SEA C11rr, June 2e.-1fanaofnd Con1n'ttee G II. D..
8,-GE71Ex1H There arn three eligible ladies here
to whom have already paid address with eaoct. No.
IL widow OF converted Wholesale liquor dealer, with
OOo principally in real estate and Lake sho:e
stock no IL daughter OF coal-operztor, With $780,
0oo snd No. ia snRle Lady OF doubtful antocedants
who owns half ths eenpmesns: Ihs ,.;o rtaow s nas
non1-p6aston, II you think either Of these tr,des
YOUR truIy. EaBEnrus MANEEI.
.s.-Ths eoal-opuators daughter, I hare discov-
srsd vas already engaged 70 Lutheran minister.
Tbs Rocisty had to discuss this latter at
SPECIAL MEETING.
Mr.. GRAY EXPRESSED his suspicion that "the If
religious cut" OF Mr.. Manneys garments was.
in tho f1ippant phraseolosy Vt the day. - STALL !"
Mr., Black said that he Was getting anxious about
his original Investment, and objected to the cur
Chase OF phaeton. Mr. Jacobson took no stock
in Sea Clin 1eal estate, aud thought Mr. ManneJ
Smith Was inoI1red to givs him his own way.
Tha discussion resulted in tho following mis-
aire:
CHrcAoo, Juns 2s-Mr. Eobertus NcHney-DzAn
S1R: Your questions incline us to suspect you Of
"freshnses." You must try and fix matter4 without
tho rh.eton, and, il the widow don't like tbs cut Of
your clothes let her slide. Time u passing, and you
don't se' to h.'' ad' much Ss Ry eEae1 OF
Mr. Mannsy's trarsls hsd broush: him by this
time to
LONG BnANCH,
whence ho wrote the following letter:
Ioso BHAscH, July 1--Ihe A0nag1ng Committee
{, II, A. 9.-GxILEMEN: h1vc almost concluded
contract with 1tch Jewsss It the Ocean House. Tho
only trouble IL Bhs wants to 60 to the synagogue
and to manage tho investment Of her money in her
own WAY. There is also vsty prstty girl hero. ut
Ls.na1 Hotel, who, am told. is worth 325o. .0o0.
md hxvs to Do great deal Of yachting. Please Bes
ron cannot HRS nrzt-class slodp- It in also very
nscessa1y for to have good horse anl wagon to
ke&p up w1th the fokz hsrs. These necessities.
Vary truly, EeStaTus AAsNEE-
Nr. Profanity was astonished by the check
of Mr. Manney, who by this time ought to have
reported Little more defoita progress.
Dir. Gray hoped the yacht and ho1ss and wagon
reanesta would ba denied
Mr jacobson could not conceal his disappoint-
msnt.
Hr. Shanshnessv vas positive that Nr. Felix
McCirus would hare bsen married to six he1tsses
BY this time.
Mr. Blows wished to know ii the Society had
not better recall their candidate and distribute
the residue Of tho fund among the subscribers.
Mr. Wood could not understand the constant
failures of Mr.. Manney.
11r Black thought that Mr.. Blows motion Was
the visett. and ought to be carried.
The Managing Committee Was therefore In
structed TO send ths following note:
RECALLED.
CHICAGO Iulv A--Ny Ephsrtua Hnausn-DFaR EYR