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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
AN APOSTOLIC BLAST AGAINST
THE TIE.BACKS.

Lexington, Ky, Apostolic Times.
The pain we feel makes us hesi>
tate to aIIude to some things in this
connection, especially as those for
whose benefit we speak are supposed
to be incapable of defending them
selves. At the risk of bordering on
indelicacy, we declare our conviction
that the way in which some women
now dress to appear on the street, and
even to enter the house of God, is
immodest, and that, too, in the
strongest meaning of tho word i
has long been uhbecoMiRg, but now
it is no exaggeration to say it is M
modest. Is it any wonder that las
civious men and boys crowd the cor
ners of the streets, leering and maxi
ing sport, and uttering obscene jests,
when those who ought to be exam
Piles of modeSty, are passing by p
Even in the public prints we read
the halt jeerI &, halt -lewd eXhorta"
ton, "pin 'em back" That Chris
tian mothers will allow their daugh-
tiers to so ppear-a and even them
selves so appears mournful tes-
timony to the degeneracy of the
times Do we speak plainly Not
more than the evil demands. But
We speak kindly aud in sorrow. We
wonder that the sisters who reflect
upon the outrageous fashion single
moment don't go home and make
bonfire of the abomination, larger
and more needed than that which
the wicked books of
Ephesian eXorcistS.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

SOME rogues cut the straps by
which Forepaugh's two largest ele-
plants were tied, at Bennington at
night, and the beasts ate up half an
acre of potatoes and frightened a
woman half to death by rafting her
window blinds in the attempt to get
some apples on the window sill. 1t
was so dark she could not see foot
from the window, and when she
opened the shutter a huge trunk was
writing about after the apples.
The poor woman fell over back
ward screaming, ooh, what a
snake !"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

ATLANTA has another sensation.
Last Saturday evening Jim Hughes
and a man named HoIl6eld were
in a wagon and Steve and John VIII
moth in another, and being full of
whisky they failed to pass each oth>
err peaceabIy, but stopped their wag>
ons, pulled out their knives and
went to cutting at each other. Res
suit was Jim Hughes cut John Viii
moths throat and killed him in fif-
teen minutes time Hughes and
Holliheld are III jail.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

GRANTS THIRD TERM AsPIRA.
TIoNs UxABArED,-A gentleman on
familiar terms with the President, in
the course conversation a few days
ago, said Mark my words. Gen
eral Grant will, by some means or
other, before the end Of next spring,
be before the country as a Presiden-
tial candidate on hard money and
non sectarian school platform, and
the Republican Convention will be
compelled to take him up.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

Bv virtue Of an order Of the Court of Or,li-
nary of Cobb County, viii he sold before the
Count House door in Marietta on the first Tues
day in November next, Lot of Land No Ten
Hundred and Ninety 800 south half OF Lot
No Eleven Huudr. and Twppty-eiehi Ql2~)
and South half No Eleven hundred aud twenty
nine lI29) in the 18th District and 2nd section
OF Cobb County. Sold as the property Of John
Perkereou col lare u eaid county deceased for
the benefit of the h-irs and creditors of said de
ceased. Terms cash. This Sept 29ih, ISIS.
A. REYNOLDS, Admir-
tPliuter's fee - Coz
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia. Cobb County :

Toall whom il may concern: Mary - Per
knson and William. II. Parkinson having in
proper form pplied TO me for permanent let
tiers of administration on The Estate Of I. ID.
Parkinson are of said County. This is to cite
all and singular the creditors and next Of kin of
7. d. Parkinson TO be and APPEAR at my office
within the time prescribed by law, and show
caose if any they can, why permanent admins
tration should not be granted to Mary - Per-
kinsou and William H. Parkinson on I. ID.
Perkinseu's Estate.
Witness my hand and official signature, this
Oct 4th 1875.
II, H. HAMMETT. Ori'y.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

GEORGIA peeled dried peaches
continue to arrive freely in New
York, says. the Amriean Grocer,
and sell freely for fifteen cents for
medium and sixteen cents for prime,
Southern sliced apples bring from
nine to thirteen cents, and black Der
ries about twelve cents pound.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

THE unwilling Of the monument
to General StonewsIl Jackson, at
Richmond, on the 2Gth inst, which
was presented to Virginia by mum
Der of English gentlemen, vas an
occasion of grand demonstrations,
large attendance and appropriate
ceremonies. The statue is a mag
nifcent one, and is a worthy tribute
to the memory Of the gallant warrior,
patriot and christian.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

PUNISHMENT IN DELAWARE. The
Rev. John Andrews (colored) who
killed his wife last April at George
town, Del, has been convicted of
murder in the second degree. lie
was sentenced to stand on the pillory
one hour, and be whipped with siX>
ty lashes Saturday, to pay a fine of
5000 and be imprisoned for life.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

THE radicals are mad because old
"rum cask" lack Chandler has been
appointed Secretary of the Interior.
Grants cabinet "snubbed' the props
osition of Joe Brown for the position
and said they didn't want any more
Ackermans. Joe, you know, votes
with the Democrats.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

VII N Tate having applied to be appointed
Guai@ Of the person and property of Eli c.
Cofl,N iuo nnder fourteen years Of age, res
ideut Of said county, this is to cite all persons
concerned to be and appear at the term of the
Court of Ordinary to be held next after the tx-
pjra'ion OF thirty days from the first publication
u dis 5sa.a~ al!-~how cause il any they can
VIII said VIM Tate should not be intru-ted
with the Guardianship Of the person and prop
erly OF Eli c. Cotiey, Witness my official sig
nature Oct. %. ..lS75,
w II. SIMMONS Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

The New Orleans Times says
From private dispatch, which is
believed to be reliable, we learn that
the President will Immediately notify
the Spanish Government that, in case
the war in CUBA is not brought to a
termination by the first of January,
1876, the beligerency of the Cuban
republic will be formally recognized
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

THE complexion of the Ohio Leg
islation is finally settled. The Re
pubicans have a majority of five in
the Senate and nineteen in the House.
The majority for Hayes in the State
is 1907. Sam Carey was beaten for
Lieutenant Governor by about p
600.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

THE best bale of cotton exhibited
at the State Fair at Macon, was rails,
ed and picked by a widow lady, Mrs
Dewberry, and her daughters, of
Monroe county. Mr.. Davidson, of
Greene county, got the first and sec
ond premiums on five bale lots.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

THE President has refused to ac>
cept present for once in his life
When he dined with Brigham out
there at Salt Lake, the old polyga-
mist offered Ulysses one or a dozen
of his wives. The offer was declin
ed with thanks.-N 0. Times.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

WHEN Sydney Smith compared
matrimory to a pair OF shears he di-
vided the latter evenly between the
man and the wife. Since that time.
however, things have so changed
that the woman has come to be re-
garded as the shears and the man as
the horn.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Pickens County

BY virtue Of an order OF the Court Of Ordna
ry Of of Pickens county will be sold ON first
Tuesday in December npxl before the Court
House door in Picktns county, within legal sale
hours the one undivided sixth Interest in lot
of land No l59 ia 18th District and 2d Section
of Pickens county Terms cash. Oct 25th 1875.
SUSAN MORRISON,
Guardian Of Charely Morrison.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Pickens County

One month after date application will be
made to the CouIt ofOrdinary ofPickens Coun-
~ Georgia al the first regular term after EXpi-
ration Of One month from this notice for leave
to sell the lands belonging 10 the estate Of Ben
iamin Ilolbert late Of said County deceased for
the benefit of heirs of said Deceased This Oct.
22d. 800.
c. II. TAYLOR Admir- Of B. Holbert
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

A FIRE occurred in Virginia City,
Nevada, destroying a million dollars
worth Of property, sweeping the
banks, printing offices, and mines,
and turning ten thousand people out
in the street homeless.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
PICKENS SHERIFF SALE.

Will lie sold before the Court House door in
Pickeus Count Ga. OH the ii st Tuesday in
December next. 1873. between legal sale hours
Lots of Land Nos. 1873 and 1874, in the oath
District and 2nd section, containing 100 acres
each more or less. Levied on by virtue of a
fila issued from Pickpns Superior Court in favor
of John A. Moore for the use of A, II. High
tower vs.. William L. Smith and w. X. West.
Levied on as the properly of VIM L. Smith
Property pointed out by Plaintiff.
J. +. LINDSEY, Sheriff.
Printers fee 81 20
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
G eorgia. Cobb County J.:

To all whom it may concern: + II Lindley
having in proper form applied to me for pefma.
nent letters Of Administration on the Estate Of
Mrs Charity Hopkins late of said county de
ceased This is therefore TO cite all aud siugu-
lar the creditors and next eff kin of said deceased
10 be and appear at my office within the time
allowed by law and show cause. if any they
can. why permanent administration should not
be graz ted to the applicant This Sept. 18th,
1873. H. NJ HAMMETT, Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Cobb County

Elijah Cobb has applied for exemption of
personally, and viii pass upon the same at 10
O'Clock a. NJ. on the l51h day Of Oct, 1875 =;
my office.
II. II. HAAlMRTT. Orilnsrv.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Cobb County 4:

Lumnel Hllburn has applied for exemp
ton of personally, and setting apart and val
nation # homestead, and ! will pass upon the
same at 10 n'clocN a. m. on the Both day Of
October, 1873, at my office.
H. NJ HAMMETT, Ordy.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
NOTICE.

Thirty days after date application will be
made t. the Court Of Ordinary of Cobb County
for leave 10 sell the Real Estate of Rachael
Humph,ies late OF said County deceased. This
Oct. 18Th 1875.
J.N, GRAY, Exeeuter.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
NOTICE.

Thirty DAYS after date application will be
made 10 the Court Of Ordinary Of Cobb Comfy
foI leave 10 sell the Real Estate OF William Ro
RE late fsAid county deceased. This Oct. 18th
1875,
J, NJ GADDY, Administrator.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Pickens County

Duncan d. Manning, has applied for Exemp-
ton OF personally and setting apart and vaua-
ton of Homestead and will pass upon the same
on the 9Th day Of November 1873 at II o'clock
NJ. at my Office.
". N. SIMMONS. Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29

WHILE Grant was on his recent
spree in the West he gave a s. 600
stallion to ex Governor Hunt Of
Colorado.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
NOTICE TO DEBTORS q CREDITORS.

STATE or GEORGIA Notice is hereby given
to all persons having demands against the Es-
tate of Mrs Mary A. Macleod, late of Cobb
Colnty, deceased, 10 present them TO me pro-
perry attested, within the time prescribed by
law-and all persons indebted 10 said Estate,
10 make payment 10 me.
WILLIAM II. BURROUGH, Executor
Savannah, Ga
Oct %, Is 5--Gw. printers fee S. }
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
NOTICE.

Thirty days at ter date application will be
made 10 the Court Of Ordinary of Cobb County
for leave to sell the real estate of Wilim FIany
late of Cobb County deceased This Sept 29th
1873.
IL HANFY. Admir-.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
Georgia Cobb County;

w 5. Sanders having applied for exemption
Of personally and setting apart and valuation
of Homestead and will pass upon the same at
10 oclck A. NJ. on the first day of November
1873 at my office. This Oct 18th 1875
H. NJ. HAMMETT. Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
NOTICE.

Thirty days after date application will be
made to the Court OF Ordinary of Cobb County
for leave to..sel the Real Estate Of James J
Seay late of said County deceased. This Oc';
18Th 1875.
JIM. GADDY, Administrator.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
GEORGIA PICKENs COUNTY !:

Notice is hereby given to all persons concerned
that john Rideus Of said County departed this
life interstate in ISIS, and that Sarah Rilens
widow VI John kld-ns departed tbs life ia l-73
and 40 person las applied for Administration
nn the state Of said john R.drus and HAT in
terms OF the law Administration will be- vested
ia tie Clerk OF Tie superior Court or some other
I'll and proper person. thirty days after pub
raiioi OF Ihi, citation unless some valid otiec-
lion II maize 10 biz appointment Given uud-r
my hand and official gualure Ills October 9th
le75. WI H. SIMMONS, Oid'y.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1875-10-29
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table oil, is warranted fully equal 10 tie bet
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Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
Happy every Day.

Sydney Smith cut the following
from newspaper and preserved it for
himself: "When you rise in the morn
ing, form resolution to make the
day happy one. 1t is easily done;
left-off garment to the man who
needs it; kind word to the sorrow
ful; an encouraging expression to the
strivihg-trifies in themselves as light
as air-will do at least for the twenty
four hours. And if you are young,
depend upon it, it will tell when you
are old, rest assured it will send you
gently and happily down the stream
of time to eternity. BY the most SIM
pie arithmetical sum, look at the re-
suit. If you send one person, only
one, happily through each day, that
is three hundred and sixty-five in the
course of the year. And suppose you
live forty years only after you COM
mence that course of medicine, you
have made l4,60O beings happy-at all
events for time.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
The Mysteries of Chinese Masonry
From the San Jose Independent. !


Perhaps it is not generally known
that the Chinese have secret orders
established among themselves, whose
designs and objects are much the same
as those of more civilized nations. On
the evening OF the Fourth branch
order was established with appropri-
ate mystical ceremonies in Chinatown
at the Joss House. Large numbers of
the Celestials gathered in the evening
and proceeded toward the building.
A few outside barbarians attempted to
gain admission. A Chinaman was
accosted and asked the meaningof the
gathering. "Yeshee, thishee seclet
order, allie same Mclean mason, you
sabbe.u AS the building was hardly
finished, a handy knot hole gave an
opportunity for observing the ceremo-
nies. The room was enthusiastically
decorated with Chinese writing tiger
heads and Celestial symbols. An
aisle was formed by swords stuck in
the floor, on each side of which the
brethren stationed themselve and al
lowed the Hi-yee mnck-a-muck to
pass to his seat on the platform.
Swords were clanked over his head,
and lot of unintelligable gibberish
chanted by the assemblage. An i'm
polite Chinaman happened to place
his back against the knot-hole and
further observation was lost.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
Didn't Catch the Train.

The most difficult thing (says a syn
ical old batch) in the world to do is to
get ready to go anywhere. And there
is nothing woman will resent quick
er or more fiercely than an intimation
that she may possibly miss the train.
Our friend, Brayfogle, gives US an in
stance of this. Mr.. Brayfogle was
supposed to take the ten o'clock train
on the Bee Line, to visit some rela-
tives In an interior town. Having
suffered on previous occasions for in
judiciOus suggestions, Bray thought
for once he would lettings take their
own course. So he slipped his coffee
and ate his egg on toast, while mad
anne curled and powdered, and danced
attendance on the looking glass and
tied hair on the back of her head.
Then Bray sat by the stove an hour
reading the morning paper, while the
madame tied her bonnet strings under
her chin, took one long, lingering,
loving look ut the image reflected in
the glass, and announced:
"Well, my dear, Pm ready.n
Ready for what?o asked Bray, In
well affected astonishment.
10 go 10 CAe uepOU, 10 De sure,
said Mrs. Brayfogle, tartly.
"Oh'' said Bray, "pd forgotten.
Well madame" continued he, looking
at his watch, "that train has been
gone thirteen minutes. Just keep on
your things, and you'll be ready for
the train tomorrow morning.
We draw a veil over what followed.
We are assured, however, that the
next morning Mrs. b. was ready an
hour ahead of time.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
: Poisoned.

Every one who has lived in Middle
town, Conn.,, will resollect vouno
H, for long time eonnected
with the Union Company and well
known among his intimate frienas ms
| the Doctor Early one Fall they em.
ployed tall son of Erin toclear up an
alley in the rear of the store. Now
BART" as he was called, had an un-
pleasant habit of coming softly into
the store, and when he thought there
was no one looking, eating and drink
ing most anything he could lay hands
on. The Doctor determined to break
him of this, and a favorable opportu-
nifty soon presented. A glass of wine
was one day left standing on q shelf,
and Bart, coming in as usual, saw it,
drank il, and with his pipe comfort
ably seated himself on board near
by. The Doctor saw him, and mov-
ing leisurely toward the shelf called
out to the clerk: &
John. where is that glass of fly
poison l just left here?'
Il don't know
Bart now looked danxiously up, and
the Doctor asked him
Bart, have you seen glass of fly
poison standing here?'
WAS it that tumbler, STRIP asked
Bart, turning white.
Yes
Bart's worst fears were realized and
springing from the barrel in terror he
cried out:
oh! drank! drank it! Oh! it will
kill me-? and was about to run out
when the Doctor called him back
and said:
There is no danger; can save you.
How do you feel?'
Jure, sir, Pve an awful pain in my
stomach and my arm. Oh! Holy Moth
er! can't you do anything for me sir?
Come with me said the Doctor
Bart followed, and the Doctor got a
glass half full Of salt, filled it up with
vinegar, and gave it to him. Bart
drank it off at swallow; after which
there can be no doubt that he did feel
u pain in his stomach. The Doctor
then mixed him up some powders,
composed of everything from gro
GERS drawers, and giving them to him
said:
Now, Bart, go home and go to bed;
take one of the powders in a glass of
water every hour until all are gone
Bart had become very weak, but
with the aid of friend he started for
home, where, after frightning his wife
with all account of what had occurred,
he went to bed The Doctor gent to
see him, and after keeping him under
treatment two days, declared him to
be q we'll man. Bart has never troubl-
ed any thing at the Union Company
since, and to this day looks upon the
doctor as the preserver of his life.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
LIN ES OF TRAVEL,
LOS ANGELES DIVISION
SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD,
Ia M

- AND
= II T. a M e R ..
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
Confidence Engine Company No. 2.
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
ROBERT n. DALTON, NJ. D.

NFFICE AND RESIDENCE - NO. 81,
~ United states Hotel. Jylu
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
J. n. MCKEE, M. D..
T. S. sTANWAY. W. W. Ho'''
DPS. STAIRWAY & ROSS,

NENTIST-CORNER SPRING AND TENS
- pie streets Opposite temples ,antSh nankh
Los Angeles. J"oo '"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
LADIES' HAIR DRESSIN &
ESTABLISHMENT.
CAROLINE C.. RURTFNa

Y AIDES, HAIR DRESSlNI 3 -, i,'s
l STYLES. Braids, Curls and MHet,Alia
made at the shortest notice. Tsasiea na.f a
Strengthened and made into any sn q, ~
umes OF the finest quality on n, - ~ - - '0
sale. No. o Spring street, Los An
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
BUSINESS CARDS.
w. 8. RUMBLE. ERloh o' Hi''
RUMBLE & CAERTkER,

OIyIL AND MINING ENGINEERS AND
I Assayers. Office, Room 10 Downey BLOCK,
Los Angeles. - ,,..-.,. T x,y
riiiatte and others. ap2i If
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
orange Grove Encampment, No. 81, !. 90. E.

AAs-.As. REGULAR MEETINGS held en
5EI the Second and Fourth TUES
zss5$Fs DAYS of each month at ~ p. NJ.
"'fsS Sojourning Patriarchs in good
standing are cordially invited to attend.
II. WARTEN BERG, C.P.
B. MARxsEN, Scribe.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-09-26
Jokipg a Judge.

Judson L. MiiIs, of South Carolina,
was judge of district court in north
ern Texas, fond of joke but was very
decided in the discharge of his duty.
Thomas Faunin Smith was practic-
| ing lawyer at the bar, and having
shamefully misstated the law in his
ADDRESS to the jury, turned to the
court, AID asked the judge to charge
the jury accordingly. The Judge was
indignant and replied:
| docs the counsel take the court to
| be fool?u
Smith was not abashed by this re-
proof, but instantly responded:
II trust your honor will not insist
on an answer to that question, as I
might in answering it truely, be con-
sidered guilty of contempt of court.''
"Fine the counsel $40, Mr.. Clarke"
said the Judge.
Smith Immediately paid the mon ey
and remarked, sit was $40 more than
the court could show"
"Fine the counsel $50,o. said the
judge.
The fine was entered by the clerk,
and Smith, not being able to respond
in that sum, sat down.
The next morning, on the opening
of court, Smith rose, and, with much
Difference of ofmanner, began:
"May it please your honor, the
clerk took that little joke of yours
yesterday about the $50 as serious, as
perceived from the reading of the
minutes. Will your honor be pleased
to inform him of his error, and have
it erased?n
The coolness of the request, and the
implied apology pleased the judge, and
he remitted the fine.
A story is going the rounds about
the way a phrenologist was imposed
upon in Topeka, Kansas, by the intro
duction of Colonel Jennison to him as
a wellknown revivalist, and of very
meek and innocent editor as Colonel
Jennison. That does not signify.
Phrenology, or any other method of
studying human nature fails in Kan
sas, precisely as weather signs fail in
dry time. You can never tell what
a Kansas man will do till you give
him chance when nobody is looking
Appearances do not indicate anything
in that State.-St. Louis Republican.
A New England country parson is a
man whose overcoat or duster is from
two to three inches shorter than his
undercoat.