The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-15

BUDGET OF FUN.

PluaoaM Church-This is the house thai
Bowen built.
Grace, Mercy, and Pcace.-Ths is the mca
that lay in the house that Bowen built.
ParOrysmaI hisS-Ths is the mouse thai
hid in the meal that lay in the house tha'
Bowen built.
G0sstp.-Thls is the cat that hunted the
mouse that hid in the meal that lay in the
house that Bowen built
Dissimuldtioa-Thi is the dog that wor
ried the cat that hunted the mouse that hid
in the meal that lay in the house that Bowen
built.
Vicky.-This is the cow with the crumpled
heel that kicked till the dog was aus &c Sptel
that worried the cat that hunted the mouse
that hid in the meal that lay in the house thai
Bowen built.
Sir Marmaduke-This is the swain all tat
tered and torn who soothed the COW WIN INC
crumpled heel who kicked till the dog was
aus &c spiel that worried. the cat that hunted
the mouse that hid in the meal that lay in the
house that Bowen built.
Elizdb6h-This is the maiden all iOrlorn
who Tilted the man all tattcred and torn who
carried the COW with the angry heel that
kicked till the dog was aus 90 spiel that wOr-
ricd the cat that hunted the mouse that hid in
the meal that lay in the house that Bowen
built.
H. W-This is the priest all shaver and
shurn who almost wished he had never been
born when he kissed the maiden all forlorn
who Tilted the swain all tattered and torn
who coaxed the COW with the lively heel that
kicked till the dog was ans ge spie! that wor-
ried the cat that hunted the mouse that hid in
the meal that lay in the house that Bowen
built.
Mrs. B0ueR.-This is "Slcc OF the Judg-
ment Day" whose downright truthtulness
carried dismay TO the naughty priest in the
cave of gloom" whO."sat on the ragged edge
of his doom when he kissed the maiden all
fororn who jilted the man all tattcrcd and
torn who soothed the COW with the vicious
heel that kicked TIL the dog was aus &c Sp'et
that worried the cat that hunted the moase
that hid in the meal that lay in the house that
Bowen built
"Hv Dear Ton Wolt&e-lhls IS the name
of the Mutual Friend who carried the secrecy
through to the end for the sly old priest in
the cave of gloom who kept dangerous cup
in his room when he kissed the maiden all
forlorn who Tilted the man all worried and
worn who cOaXed the COW with the versatile
heel that kicked till the dog was aus &c spiel
that leased the cat that hunted the mouse that
hid in the meal that lay i'll the house that
Bowen built.
Mrs. MOrSe.--ThiS is the typical mother'ln-
law with the terrible tongue and flexible jaw,
the eagle eye and avenging claw, who told OF
ell that she heard and saw, who INDUCED in
various comments aloud, and made it Sultry
for all the crowd-for the Mutual Friend who
dared to refuse to let her get at his budget OF
news; for the priest who, caught in what he
had done, Mother, wish you woeld call me
son - for her desolate daughter all forlorn
who Tilted r. I. (Tattered and Torn who
carried the COW with the frisky heel that
kicked till the dog was aus &c SptcI that wor
ried the cat that hunted the mouse that hid
in the meal that lay in the house that Bowen
built.
The Grdphic.-This is the cock that will
crow in the morn when Justice blows her de-
llnquent horn, commanding all to acknowl-
edge the corn; for the mother-inlaw with the
lugual thorn; for the Mutual Friend with
his lofty scorn for that Slice Of the Day o!
Judgment born to comfort and scare and
guide and warn; for Bessie who, as she has
sworn, by Marmaduke from her bed was torn,
and unto his screaming and sleeping borne !;
for the social priest all shaver and shOrn
who kissed the maiden all forlorn who Tilted
the man all worried and worn who soothed
the COW with the timber heel that kicked till
the dog was aus &c spiel that worried the cat
that hunted the mouse that did in the meal
that lay in the house that Bowen built ".
f. CyOHW in ~ y GrdDhic.