Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-08-07
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Costly lumber summon S,.T bo,aas,a ba,a,
Z. Stage @ shisIpssrs Isin,, "P=:s e ur sAe fare
Wssherwomeu always knaw jess
where 70 draw the line,
The Sentinel, pathetically. .singp;,,or
=, ,.Iis sweet to .Tait, bn. oh Low: bitter, ,
TO wait for agiri and then not git 'el::' 81 Z
Won't somehady shoot the man 81 who
caliea Sheridan's Wedding q piece Of
Philagfee work3 as'''a ra]d ti.aas
Paper callers is tho latest synonym
for interviewers. It is believed that
this appellation will crush out the
industry. alf H ;st,it.'' .'J,t saH
The vassar girls say thee, west
Pointers may be very we'll with the
bayonot, but they are awful sIuw in
coming TO tie point. Y, .@';'
It is one ofthe curiossities Of natural it;iir,sf
history that a horse enjoys his food
most when he hasn't a bit ia his
mouth. ' M s7a a .nsEls
So Spinner, after handling hund.
reds of Millions. comes nn1 ,e2 ahs;;s,
Frame that bill, General, and hang il
up for your posterity to be proud of
-Afaix.a ;.A;ItItt paa l,Dsiay .iH i,
..#at.s# ssH
a tourist who was asked in what
part Of iswitzeEland2 he feltthe heat
most, replied. i"yyhen I w,as goihegtd
Berne:n isGHbi od y a9H tlyH5STEi
A farmer in Charlton found f. i1d ,ssj vajv
70 make q balky horse 90. He took
hin to astrange towna d put him up
ut auction! Ho went for ss5.-Brans.
wicker. .t;. 9s.iaa asa tsl
IA Cincinnati tramp advertizcs for q
partner to learn the business. and
DO the Western country during the
fall senson.." .:fl, ri.+ 80
Ai a proposition to introduce ladies
as yrailEaas,rf seot,d cterg IS
S'''sst g OF the Inv :
would always be behind. &.
A lively lady remarked: HI-sse.ice
that these 'women's rights people are
Invariably mems lefts." Mr.. Dickens
used to repeat this with admiration.
A new candy IS called ''Centeniial
Kisses" But young ladies prefer the
other kind, gwen by young men who
have not yet celebrated one:quarter Of
q centcn,r' al. y1 ,-58 I'D -af
r just think Of. It'll ltessts one mil.
lion two hundred and fifty Thousand
FIVE bundled and eigtty.scven doIlars
and ten cents to keep the women Of
this country in imported cofsets for
one year. What a isastcl-E Exchange.
tH"Dar" de great git.up-in de morn
in day done come I" said,an aged
colored brother, the other ;righs.vl,en
the lightning struck a. church q.
Ficksburg. Miss, filled with cslesed
people. e
;a Here isaa extract from alestsr Rris-
ten to her lover by a MontgomerE,lAla.,
girl: "For your sake, darling, ]. have
quit using chewing .gum;i would ysu
bese quits gum fog 'me7. .Iwould .n9e
haze quit gum for any other person in
the, whole world" ,fa 5,,.
They were seated at q late dinner
when the; door bell rung and the, ser
;yant handed card to Lavender'a
wife. "Why-good gracious, it's our
minister, and I've been eating onions!"
she exclaimed. Never mind" said
Lavender, you needn't kiss him to.
day.
II wouldn't make sluices of my
eyes," said an intemperate husband to
his weeping wife. "No. sir, you prefer
making a sluice Of you mouth"
a throng Of youth and beauty glide '.''
Amid tho fGtlva aoene.
The dancers close, and side by side
Upon each other lean.
But one fair maid, the queen Of all, 'i't.
Hath on herbro frown,
She feels her pride will have fall,
Her-h.ck hair 'eomif;s dorm "a
At a party, recently, sentimental
young lady strolled with a gentleman
on whom she hnd har ave. intn The