The Morning herald., 1875-12-10
OUR AINJAI UEL POSTER.

---'~- OUR AINIAI UEE POSTER.
Some one who has peered into the secrets
of the green-room has discovered that
Sothern and Dion Boucicault never sacrifice
their moustaches at all while playing
"David Garrick" and the "Shanghran," as
everybody supposed. These appendages
were simply wafered down and painted over
so artiicially that no one who saw them
play ever dreamed Of The deception:
From 10 to 12 per cent. can be saved by
ordering your clothes from O'Conor, the
tailor. He is now situated at No. 2 East
Third Street, over Dubell's hat store.
The matter-of-fact boy of the Vicksburg
Herald must be fair candidate for the
Free Religionists. "My son, put away that
ball Do you know where the wicked boys
go who play base ball on Sunday!'
"Yes'em. They go down by the Fair
grounds"
Go to PIG West End street, you will find
bargains in the shoe and boot line. 1t is
really astonishing how Mr.. McCusker can
sell SO cheaply.
Why not subscribe for yourweekly papers
and magazines, when you can get them at
Publishers prices, at the Centennial News
Office, 6OS Market street, mailed to any ad-
dress.
- John Marble, comedian, is a wag. Re
Gently, while at dinner at one of the hotels
in Louisville, a waiter approached him and
gently asked, "Soup, sir ?" "What, S that 2"
demanded the actor. "Soup, sir?' rcitera-
ted the waiter. 'No, sir-comedian ~ was
the dignifed answer, which ''set the table in
roar"
Mcbride, 72S Market street, can suit all
IN carpets, oil cloths, and window shades.
If a man is found drunk in Vermont he is
committed to Jail and kept there until he re-
veals who supplied the liquor. Several are
now lying in Jail at Rutland because they
prefer to remain until after the cold snap.
Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup is particularly
recommended for children. 1t cures Coughs.
Colds, Group, Sore Throat, and Whooping
Cough. 1t is pleasant to the taste and acts
like charm. Price, 25 cents.
"Ginger bread germans" are the newest
and most reasonable entertainments in and
about Boston for young ladies who have
not "come out" No gentlemen are in
yited, gingerbread and lemonade are the
viands, AID the girls 60 home to t'eir
mothers before midnight
u SldJ tDu MASSEY. No. HUI hlDg street, |
has laid in lot Of ladies' gold watches,
tine jewelry, gold and silver lead pencils |
and everything in that line, suitable for
Christmas presents.
A Peekskill boy who went to hear Theo-
dore Tilton lecture, went home disguised
20, pshaw ~ said he, ~ thought Tilton
was eleven feet tall"
Cheap! extravagantly cheap! All shapes
and sizes Of ladies t"l hats at 80 and 70
cts, for sale at 12l Shipley street.
Said an Irishman to a telegra ph operator,
"Do you ever charge anybody for the ad- |
dress Of message - "NO,' replied the
operator. "And do We charge for signing
his name. sr'' said the customer NO, |
SIR" "Well, then, will y" please send this.
! just want to let my brother know Pm
here said Pat, handing in the following: |
ITO John McFlinn, Long street, Glasgow
(Signed) Patrick McFiinn, London"
At 4lU King street, can be found the
latest styles Of well made furniture, which
is selling very cheap. Th' above is the Old |
,st and most reliable establishment in the |
state and is kept by J. & J. n. Harman.
Morelands store is on the corner of 4th |
and Poplar SITS. He has on hand large
stock OF shoes, which are selling low.
The cheapest shoe store in the city is at
Seventh and Poplar. NJ. Danahec.
Zoroaster says " When you doubt, alb
stain. Hoyle says " Trump, and take the
trick"
Low prices at Fcnnesscy's shoe cmpor
:um, 22l Market street. Whitckid slippers
81 specially. A most useful holiday present
IS pair Of shoes.
In addition to its other attrac. ions 1870
will be leap year.
John Green, 20i West Second St., is sell
ing boots and shoes at great reduction.
Where counterfeit five cent pieces pass
into the Slawson boxes.
For pair of white kid slippers for balls
or parties, go to Fcnnessey's, 221 Market
street.
The Prince of Wales was at Handy last
week. The Randy dates speak of him as
well behaved young man.
Oyster stews for Is, 20 and 25 cents at
Waite's, cor Market street and the P, W.
" B. R. Il.
A young widow in Cincinnati threw her.
self into the canal, with suicidal intent,
and modest carpenter who fished her out :,
refused TO divulge his name. Perhaps he
feared the le,uscitated widow would expect
him to marry her.