Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1875-08-26
The Transcript.
?h3 County has no Official Paper.
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-tfTis s."ett t. Meit, but oh how bitter,
20 matt for girl and then not git 'er."
D,sck Hills motto:-"For what is a
'nsn profi:ed if he gains all the gold and
:'ses his own scalp"
It is we'll enough to be posted in or
biography. When en- editor receives
letter saying, "Surr-Stopp MI pappacr,
Russ yew :" be doesn't feel half as badly
~ if the writher had put his words in
straight English.
4 Maine girl left her clothing in an
open boat and hid herself, and when her
parents were crying aud saying if they
only had her back they would obey her
slightest wish, she appeared aud said she
~sntcd to marry George.
you 80 to evening school,
Mary: Why, thought You coul! read"
well, msam, does know my letters fus
Fate 20 longs they keep all in row, but
just a. soon As they Cite mixed up into
words, In, beat"
4 Boston editor bushes for the igno
rance Of three young girls Of that city who
tried to get their horses head down SO
:hat it could drink by unbuckl;ng the
>ruppcr Probably the same girls who
rnbucklcd the breeching strap, going down
hill! because it pulled against the poo
horse 80.
"1'm a-weary, a.weary, he cometh not"
she said, and then she picked up the boot
Jack and laid in wait for him behind the
door, for it was after eleven O'Clock and she
:nl told him ifhc stayed out tina: late she'd
haste him.
How much for the troad-factd chicken
~, :h< fence" inquired an 1rishman OF a
t-rnc; on Staten Island the other day.
That's not a chicken, it's an OWL" replied
81: farmer. x don't care how ould he is,
would like to buy him" says the Irish
1..nu.
4 BABY. no: year old, Was struck by a
':ain ON the Providence and Springfield
N,At! The o;hsr day, and projected 10 feet
-~.',n the track. He WAS picked up unin-
;.,::,l and smiling.
:lrs. Austin Drake, Of Eau Claire,
G,>uncc one Of her children last Satur-
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~ an Enshsh sunday SCHOOL, Inc ''-
Lars daughler "ho was very prouo OF her
hlole class, on lnqul!lng OF one OF hcr
pupils how Queen ofShcba came to Solo
r' n, received the reply, by railway,
N:7s.' On asking for IN explanation she
received The answer; "because' Miss, the
bale saws she came to Jerusalem With
very heaVy IRAN:
An ireb7iated man dropped into the
tabernacle during the performance Of the
children from thu Five Points. He sat
rear the stage, and feeling rather drowsy
.~nn his potatlons fell asleep during the
Interesting singing. When he awokc the
children were going through calis,hcnic
exercises. He had evidently never seen
;:ca: eccentric and extraordinary move
c,c,,:s. and ;nn,ning IN. rushed of. Wild