Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-09-03
LETTER PROM jim CRACK.
ne Tells Lots uy Things About Bolen
GRAN FoaEs and the xounty Seat Pros
pekJ.
LEASES TAVERN,

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LEAsE's TAVERN,
BoLsS GREEN, Sept. Onst, 1875. I
MISTER EDYrER Things is gitten hot
hear. The ioaks is about out o. monny and
haint got mutcir moar pashunce. Bowton
and Read had to give so mutch mummy TO
the sundy Skools and Churches at Colum-
bus hast winter, ami Kanara, Errel, broth
,er Shanen ard stitch spent SO mutch for
dsckeratin them salunes and bestoen iu-
els onto them cuzzens Nv thairn, that Bill
" Hood, old Thu-sten and them felIers
has about quit given down. Ittakes lots nv
strinpen 10 git enything out NV them old
cox cny more and Mort AMI Ed Read aint
hear too draw onto. Tru, tha have left
there tales hear, stitch M Beevestock and
Brucr, and tha keep wigglin, but 1t doant
amount to nuthin-tha hnint got the spon-
doolix and tliare gass IL cheep stuff hear.
Errcl tells em all to bye property at Per
risburgb, as he IL doin, and be onto the
safe side, for il aint tall sertin that the
foaks kin be fuled moarn wonst with the
saim kind O. bate. Rod doant sa mutch.
II takkles his pockets, and when yu tech
him there or thareabouts he rifles. lie haint
bin rite sinse he told Beeverstock where
he ketches his ducks, and Read never lafs
sense lie herd that joke heather. Bowton
hlint dun nothing but shoot railrode kon-
duktors sents he was to Columbus. Char
ly Eavers let's his hare grow long and
puriames his boldly like Ashley. lie IL n
CRATE mrn. Ills apercnce indikates tho at
thare haint nuther man who kuld pix
up little kourt house jobs like him. 1t has
bekum a second natur with him.
The foaks hear ia mighty klosc. no
one feller who was worken by the day and
got locvc to pix chcrrys this summer. lie
pikcd almost buscll and then he maid
his boss pay for the dize work, charged
him three cents quart, bought the chcrrys
for two cents and sold chi to his boss for
ak scnts quart. That fellcr IL financer
Heed do to he pardncr in our bank. Il
nv the farmers out hear duant need no tel
len about that. The proof of the puddin
is in chawen the string and they've chawed
it. The fellers runnin the bank tell about
ownen stitch and stitch farmers, meanen,
spose, that the farmers oes en-. That
what tha tawk about a feller called Peters.
Thave sed heed got to cum too time or
they'd put thee skrues to him; and hes
cam A Mr.. Nap haz bin hear and made
the diskiyery that this is crate Kommur-
shell Scntur. thought at furst that he
was referrin to the Toledo Kommershel, but
that aint it. Its dealin in butteren eggs
and sich farm prodducks. He ses Por-
tage, IIaskIns, Tontoggeny, Westen, Penn.
bervIl and all uther phases aint nnthin.
Dave Lee has raised on mellins sinse then.
Latshow has put a sub'ile plow into his
yaller sanl bank and he doant see no diff
fcrents. Its yaller klean down. But its
vIlu5le to our stoar keepers. 1t makes |
barrel NV brown shugcr go az fur as . bar
rels will go where they baint got the sand.
Its gest old peaches for our tavern keepers.
Them kuntry fellers what KUN into kourt
want sich gobs OF shugcr in there koffee
that nothin could be maid out on EN- only
| by given EN- sand for shuger.
This is a kOmmcrshcl senter It's the
senter Nv everything. It's Senter township
and dthairs more sentcr shots hear than in any
| lokashun. They pitch sents here for keeps
AID its n prosperous Dizziness, but then its
kommershe. Where stitch Dizziness i.
| prosperus, there's where the kounty sect
| sho d be. Bowton duz fve-forths ov the
bizzinuss aud sum nv oar foxes is 80
! poor that they kant do no bizzimuss. Biz
illness is Dizziness with them. But we must
hav the kownty sect. What be we without
it? What kan we do il foaks doant kun
hear and spend there mummy, and what
wood tha KUN hear fore ef the sect NV the
kownty want here?
! We haint match konfdents into Jorge
| Ross. Hes two sweet with Perrvsburg
chaps and has got the job of feedin the
kounty fare from Judge Tuller. We are
susp:cionous o. all them kind NV fellers.
! Ii the kownty sect aint muved the foaks
what subskrlbed fur putten up the bildens
which was tn be free but want, will gItin.
to Oils the rite kind Nv kommishuners
and make the kounty pay EN- hack with
int uit. Sum Ov um wont be sattistide with
no small in!rust neether. 1t aint no diff
| ferents whether thu pay nothen or not, sub
scripshun il whatll be klaimd and that's
what there bound to hav. They tell me its
big thing-that it'll amount to mourn
twenty-five thousand dollars klean kash.
II aint rite for EN- two luze it, but they're
| afeered to say mutch about it Just now.
| They're afeerd il mytent make en- meny
votcs and then they're afeered of that Per-
| risburgh feller they kali Pearsc Tha
| say hes from Perriesburg and that he
haint got no back akshun into him. Hes
more for the kounty than for Bolen
| Greene, and that's whats the matter with
Pearse. But yu mustn't sa nothin about
| this till after the elekshin. That's the
wurd hear and yu musnt tell the foxes
how much they will I've tackscd iff the
kounly seat stas here. Them stringers at
the court House has shrunk until they
cen most drop off at bOath ends. The
noen wlIns say itll kost ten thousand dol
ars to fix EN- and tint il m 1st be dun rite
after eleckshun. Why all these things IL
put off till after the e'eckshIn kant tell
but so it is. Yu no B0wtin bilt nice
house on the heals Of his uther court house
job, but | don't no what rel bild onto the
next on, il the rpbbin aint s'opt hi rcmu-
val, and that's what ales all oar foaks.
But ] aint got no time to argy. In mi
next Ill tell yl all about it,
jim CRACK.
p. S. We kant be b,et. Weere gest
goin to git the Kounty Fair. Brakcn it
down want profitable. but by little sly
frendship W. kan do the biznesS. Them
Tontegany feters sint no 4om n,ershel SEN
ter AMI weel have the fair quickern they
kan sneeze after taken skotch snuff. J.c.
slippery ChArl' y or scme one OF the seven.
~ Mise men (San nhedrim), who run the NeWs