The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1875-09-08
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| ""u "iCuAus uuy bhlTml6hluR around.
he inquired ia
"Isn't dere sone law about dot ~
"What is that I" asked the
| Cbief. ,t'rnaa r.ap -:f
"Can dot bg dot q veller shall
call his dog bismarck I" replied tho
| man. -
"Why, d man Dan name his dog any
name he wants TO, I suppose."
"He oan % .A....
"Yes.' 'ar;., .'
y, 80 "And 4, dot q; mon sohall call his dog
"Aud ze law iob no goot :"
"Iti'l ha'l yes 1shall 90 NIT nv
house and maine my dog Shorgo.
Vhashington- Sheneral-Grant-B Bost--
mastet-Shewell, g9ty quick r'
And he was red in the faoe as he
left, Detroit Free Press.
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Mr.. A. Beokwith, of Bonona, Miohi.
gan, roeeived 81 200, for andiug the
body fthe balloon reporter Grim
wood. ''.. '.. 1.9 IN
The Dauntless base ball club, of
Beaufort s. G., Of which Congress-
man Robert Shalls is president,
challenges any oolored club south Of
Washington for q matoh game.
Jamos Gordon Bennett Livingston
Stanley is reported to have lost 100
menin fight with tue natives about
Zanzibar.
Mark Twain is accused of moving
The cushion in his church pew ut
Hartford, and putting It into seat
he has purchased on tho base ball
grounds. . ........ ........
=, He who, uses q three.cent stamp
whore a two would suffice, docs
something toward wiping out the
national debt, and is entitled to his
country's gratitude.
1t is stated that b company Of four
hundred Egyptians will erect o row
of buildings on 9tho centennial
grounds in imitation Of q street in
Carlo.
Near Cologne a German was
brought into court on the charge of
talking against Prince Bismark
mis- sleep. Unforiauatoiy for this
patriot tie had slept in oafe on that
occasion.
A Michigan farmers daaghtor al
NEST killed . yenns man lnst week
by putting dose Of "oonditipn
po owders" in his cidor. lie was
slow in his wooing, and she wanted
to mako him 'eskcemy" as she calls
it. st ...
The Stats fell out of bod that
held two hundred pound drummer
at one of our hotels the other night
and caused him to run to the window
and shout "Po|ice, police - think
ing it was an earthquake. .D.t
A mar camo out of tax Office tho
other day, ind exhibiting an empty
pocket book to u friend, gloomilY
observed "Bill, where's the altar
of our country Z want to find it."
"What for % asked the other in some
astonishment. "Well, I want to lay
that pocket book on it," - ~
A Delaware man married wo.
man because she was deaf, and he
thought she'd keep her mouth still.
So she did, but ,whan he fell into
the we'll and yelled himself hosrse
trying to make. her hear, he wished
that she had ears foot long and
could hear q whisper milo away.
The trial of tho ipsurrsotion pris.
ouers, began ut Sandersville, Ca,
Monday. Ex-UDited Statcs Attos.
ney General, Amos 7. Akerman has
been retained TO defend Candy Har.
fis and other prisoners, and 225 wit
nesses wore supeaaed to-day for tho
defense. Attorney General Ham
monJI viii prosecute. =,
h Hsay. Miat9r," said a soiled look.
ing boy on tho wharf yester day, "do
you cvcr give q pioco, Of watefnelon
to a poor boy whose father N fnothera
dead, IN who. goes to / Sundayeschool,
IN A'Rs 20 sore heel / The man was
deeply touched, and gave him q largo
slice OF q rotton on'.
Mrs. Soott Siddona is a better rife
woman than Queen yiotoris. The
Queen uses d rife fixed in a wise
on d bnll's eye. The otbor day Mrs.
Scott-Siddons fred at a long range
target from tho sboulder, and pierced
the BULLS eye. at the frat shot. 1t
was in Dovonshire, and tho Devon
volunteers oheerod the lady with
much enthusiasm. t
A wife, who had been leoturing her
husband for coming home intoxicated,
became incsnsed at bis Indifference,
and exclaimed: "Oh, that, could
wiring tears Of anguish from your
eyes ~ To which the hardened
wretch hiocoughed: "Tai'-taint no
usc, old woman, to bo-boro Tor water
here.o s,st t.,stt.sS %si *
A Brooklyn siok girl cleared spaoo
around thirteon cara Of green corn
at one meal tho other day, and pick
ing fragments from between hor
teeth with,a hair pin, observed. "lf
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