, 1875-10-24
HUhIOR.

By metropolitan citcua-clown--Th.
choly days have come, the sawdust of IT, @ets' 40
The man who will end.nssr tbs uva, =, :
Aaro-sin. ~>33sa&s
There are these that think IA ,ho,,, !,
care OF the poor Indian because 10 ia h ,;1 Ky
to take hair Of us. ~ ~ 7llea
Annie Grubo is the daughter Of f,r,.
when she ls 1t the churu, she il the 0rnhs = e
makes the butter fly. 41' ID
Distant relatious-Paoplo who in.e7,. -
have claim to rob you il you are n ..a sa,!
insult you Il you are poor. ~'"t' va =
The Mexican haby-eateT seems ,o h,v. +,
demonstsated the truth Of the saving th,t y!
child is fodder to the man. o. >''* u
The Baltimore Americdn tells Of 49,.
there as large as barrel. They mn,t ss.l .s.l
good-sized boots in Baltimore 1'NA' saa'
The person who composed "0 s,-u
eand tongues" passed most OF bis boqhceg' .t':s 8
molasaes hogsheads On the wharf. q
Haven't you got cheek!" was thu ,,.,,...
OF = 4year-old boy when bis teacher ~ 'sa Il. !
day in school, asked II be could rad ats
An old gentleman who went to m... T.
pretty nleces for whom hs Was Legal gu,nh.,
told his wife he was going to ward-mssanr
4 certain New York dry-eoods msrrh.,t $.
want OF boy, lately displayed the follo1ine ~
| geetiTe notice: Boy wanted that h.. ~.
rested himself and is not too intellectual" y
When citizen Of Rochester il blown i,,n 4.
| dreamy hereafter By keroaene-lamp e,pIoss.
| the g1scompany officials esimiy r.,o.,s !.
j" Comes 'o-dghtin' agln honest nopopolr.a
"Oh. that this too 100 solid reab vouM mi.
thaw, and resolve itself into hash! - ths nss
said the other morning, while vainly ende.e,-
inR to chew plece OF chssp-restausns tnd.
| steak
A facetious boy asked one OF his irtin,E,.
why hardware-dealer Tas like booknsks~s
The latter. somewhat puzzled, an q ~
'Why," said the other. "bscsuse The oaa I'll
the nails, and the other nailel tho eoles, !"
Tho Rev. Charles Fisher, Of Hsr:fon1 FIN,
has married 1000 couples. He woni hsy. ~
ii, ed from the business long ago, bu. shs lima
OF brides has become e1ch & couftmsd ba|ii
with him that he can't quit it without n 49,
Of the de}i1ium treneus.
Katie Putnam's company wss hers .azt ~.
and Young Danbury clerk, who gess t1as
week, took his E1rl every evening u is eann,
seat, leaving him just 81 OF bis weeks eslarY n
meet current expenses And yet people hlf
the decline OF hiyaltJ--Ie,ns.
4 woman cured her husband Of sta,tor Al
late at night BY going to The door aad xhtpx.
ing through the kev-hole: us that Tqa,
Wulie?" Her husbands name is John, aatk
stops at home At night now, and sleeps xita aa
eve open, and \ revolver under his pillow.
An obseryant exchange aays: "Wsm,mu
wants a plug of tobacco. fhe procsrr th-..'
fourths Of mile Oh ia only 3 step; buh iiu
wife wants drink OF cool water from nasst
boris well opooslte' by soma m5stsr1oas sEexJ
that well suddenly necom9s removed mote kso
half a mile away"
1;tt,a hor NJ 1 vr,r, .t,ndino :, II. ,.,.-
light by his sister AGED & said to h.r. -iu1
God good man, Nelly, to eiTe ua such bau-
tifnl moon ?" "Oh. FREDDY" raid ths asts- i
earneet reuaonstrance. don't call f;o1 nm
for: IL ever there vas eeotIeuso. I'm mrs (;d
il ope," Facts,-Chrisfian Union.
n-...1 ,.-.
a viYe: .Tima mi1nioht scann A h.ich,mh1.
two pairs Of pants haoginz over char; satx
bloody-mnded burglar: sees pants; AIN!
curses on 'em! one man I would ca.ya tstl
will not facet" Exit burglar in alarm, Bur-
lar f,ec,,ved on7v ma man in bad. ~ oshsr osas,
belong to the wife,
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some people are too I!uauoS los ~" aa
AZ 1oeent 'I1A!, tue pleoua1 eu1o1eu Pst~ ts
~ ~. sa.s'' "1o o 10 - s1 9oor ~ rast
Mn nas aoo sta1seu ao1 '4e oo9f; ~ ~. ~
couldn't leave until the case vaa tried. "Tns4?
aueried the Juror. "rhy, he actnosledgea 3st
he il not rui1ty."
At the police station: Judge 10 fae pa,snaI
- 1ou we're arrested Al she sey mq@eue IT,
were taklnR me portemonnAe 1to@ r. tae Fl
mao 8 pocket. 1ne pf3soner- 1e, ~, ~