The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-05-13

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Between two evils, choose neither.
New Orleans greatest needs-More Eads.
A garment Of expedition-the Cape Of Goot
Hope
dramatically speaking, kiss is con
Growing stronger-The police force-it can
stand Loan.
In funds-The police force-it has just re.
scived Loan.
Dom Piatt calls the spelling bee popular
entertainment for idiots
The BARRIERS have formed secret society,
the password being "Next."
"Thieving in the outskirts is the latest
for "picking ladies' pockets"
A Memphis paper defines advertising to be
o "blister which draws trade"
Why is kettle tied to dogs tail like
death? Because it is bound to occur.
A sloop ran aground on Rhode Island and
precipitately broke up State convention.
Bismarck has reached three-score. Some
people declare that he does "act like sixty"
Milwaukee parents never whip their chill
dren. They tie their ears around a bed
post.
We invite attention to the advertisement Of
the Press Club, for suit of rooms for club
purposes.
Rum joke! The Post says the centennial
Of the battle of Brandywine will be celebrated
with spirit.
Men who travel barefooted around newly
earpeted bedroom often find themselves on
the wrong tack.
We understand that the plumbers are get
ting up testimonial to "Old Probabilities,
for fayors shown this season.
"Big Gov, Chief Of the Arspahoes, is
seven feet high in his moccasins." But his |
calves don't come up to his knees.
You say you can tell workman by his |
chips. In the same way you can tell the man |
who is ahead in little game of draw.
"Are there any fools in this town ?" asked |
. stranger of newsboy. II don't know"
replied the boy; "Why, are you lonesome?"
Traveller ito landlord) -"Show me q room
with q good fire in it, for am very wet; and
send me o tankard of ale, for I'm very dry"
''The author of when this Old Hat Was
New must have been verse-a-tile genius,
Ays the Cincinnati Times. and it felt what it
mid to beaver-y candid.
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The recent changes that have been made
have had no effect upon Staub, the enterpris-
ing news dealer; he holds his own at Gold
lhwaite's, No So Canal street.
The two largest mixed colleges in the coun-
ny are Obsrlin and Michigan University. OF
1900 students at Oberlin 633 are women; of ,
he 1871 at Michigan University 100 are +.
women.
welve." SHOW dare you sit there and tell
no that lie? was awake when you came in,
nd looked at my watch-it was three q
'clock." "Well, isn't three q quarter of i
welve ?" IL
The ladies must not forget to jog the mem I
ries of their gentlemen friends who are men, q
ers of the Louisiana Jockey Club in regard !
. the open air concert at the club grounds =
ext Saturday evening. These concerts are =
aost delightful, and are attended by the very
lite of the city. Make your parties. ladies. t
Col. Casey has placed the revenue cutter a
'x at the disposal of Capt. Eads and his b
srty, and the Captain will in . few days visit 2
be South Pass and spend some days examin-
as the surveys now being made, and in in
pecting the various points to be operated :,
pom, in, and about the Pass. p
As 90 many people expect to spend their O.
ummer in the city instead of travelling North Of
) the springs, Eyrich has stocked his store 50
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