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Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22

Thousands of human beings are
yearly borne on the swift current of
disease down to the grave, Just because
they do not possess sufficient knowl-
edge of themselves. 4 man meets his
neighbor, and the first salutation is,
"How are your or How j. your
health?" The reply frequently is,
"Oh, am well, with the exception of
a cold" Most persons lightly regard
a cold. Reader, do you know that a
cold is one of the most dangerous of
maladies? A cold not only clogs up
the pores of the entire system, and
retards circulation, but it is productive
of Catarrh, which is quite apt to lead
to Consumption. "Oh," you say, sit
is nothing but cold in my head. Z"
True; but "that coldn is really mild
form of Catarrh, and if not arrested in
its course will become chronic. Ca
tarrh is one of the most disagreeable,
offensive affections in the catalogue of
diseases. The passage to the nose is
obstructed, the sense of smell impaired,
and here is disagreeable sensation of
pressure in the head. In the more
advanced stages, there is a discharge
having an offensive odor. II the dis
ease be allowed to continue in its
course, thick, hard incrustations will
form in the head, the bones of which
sometimes become softened and break
away in pieces. Why will persons
continue to suffer from such an an-
noying, disgusting disease, when they
can just as well be cured of it? DIR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy will cure the
worst forms of Catarrh in fact, it is
the only sure and safe remedy which
has yet been offered to the public.
Many harsh, irritating preparations
may, for time, relieve the urgency
OF the symptoms, but they do not cure
the disease. DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy is soothing and healing in Its
effects, and when used with DIR
Pierce's Nasal Douche, according tc
directions, does not fail to effect a cure
Sold by all Druggists.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
Rough on Pill-BagS.

Two of our prominent citizens-a doctor
and dry goods man-happened to go TO
Chicago on the same train one day this
week. When the train stopped at Clinton
junction, a gentleman and his wife got
aboard. The dry goods man shook hands
and spoke to them, when the doctor did
the same, After being seated, the doctor
asked the dry goods man who they were.
lie was told, and the physician exclaimed /:
80, yes, now | remember. | have pre-
scribed for him and his family number
of times"
The merchant answered, ~ should think
you would know them, then
"WelI," replied the physician, 81 pre-
scribe for great many whom l never see
again"
es, yes," rejoined the dry goods man,
land no one else ever sees them again,
eitherp'
The doctor had no more to say, joined in
the laugh which the joke provoked
GAINESVILLE Gazette.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
EBENEZER ITEMS.
Dramatic Entertainment.
EBENEZER, TENN, Dec. IS, 1875.

EBENEZER, TENN, Dec. 10, 1870.
TO the Editors Of the Chronicle.
The Budget" Committee Of the
Ebenezer Literary Society gave an en-
tertainment Oh the 9th ult. consist
ing of dialogues, tableauX, charades,
dramatic readings, vocal music, etc.
The exercises Were exceedingly laugh
able, and evinced no ordinary degree
Of ingenuity on the part of the COM
mittee,
VICE PRESIDENT WILSON.
Our Lyceum devoted the evening of
the 4th inst to eulogies on the death
of this distinguished statesman.
Several fine essays were read by
different members OF the Society,
which showed forth the characteristics
of the deceased in an eloquent and
impressive manner.
Some eXtemporaneOus addresses
were also made, which were interest
ing and practical.
The following resolutions were
offered by c. a. Price, and unanimous
ly adopted:
WHEREAS, This Society has heard
with the most profound sorrow, Of,
the death of i'erty Wilson, Vice
President OF The United States, and
one of our nOblest and most devoted
statesmen; one whose life was sacri-
feed upon the altar of his country,
and whose brilliant talents We're de
voted to the welfare of the Nation
and the promotion of her common
interests; therefore,
Resolved, That, while the whole
country is covered with signals of dis
tress, we cast our humble tribute
of respect aud admiration upon the
grave of our great and noble Henry
Wilson.
PEABODY SCHOOL.
An enthusiastic meeting of the citi-
zens was held at this place on the 18th
inst, looking to the establishment of a
Peabody school at Eaenezer. An I'M
usual interest was manifested by every
one present, and but one idea seemed to
possess aud control the meeting-i. e.,
permanent school now and here.
We say to Ebenezer step in while
the waters are troubled SO mote it
be.
One Of our farmers lost good "work
hand,n and another an "amisble"
daughter the 18th inst, 10y that fell
destroyer "-matrimOny. The bless
ing they received, as they proceeded for
parts unknown, might be considered
non compus mentis by divines. We
saw him as he rode upon an Absolo-
mian-the mule with a sudden eleva-
| ton of the other end and descent of the
opposite caused him to assume avague
look and tenderly rub his lower ex-
tremities, as he silently unused how he
came to be in that darned brush
pile"
EREE TuTNEER
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
Arranging for the Pale HOrseman
From the Newport pa,) New.

From the Newport Pa) New,
An old gentleman residing between this
place and lckesburg had large locust tree
cut and the trunk taken to saw-mill and
cut into two and one-fourth inch plank
about twelve years ago. These planks he
put in dry place TO season, whore they re-
manned until about month ago when he
delivered them to a cabinet. maker to man
ufacture into coffin for himself, which
was accordingly done. Last week the cof-
fin was delivered 10 the old gentleman,
we'll finished and neatly made He admir-
ed it very much, plsced himself in it to see
if it was good iit. He ordered the lid
to be put on that ir might see how it goes
to be shut up in q coffin. He was satisfied
that it was right lie then gave orders
that they should bury him in secluded
spot in the woods where the devil could
not find him. After making out spot and
blazing the trees to the place, he pronounc-
ed himself ready to die, saying he had
made ample preparations.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
TEMPERANCE IN CAMPBELL CO.

Lodges Of Good TempIArs Organized
Rev. J. i. Goldman, Grand Lectur-
er for the /. o. of G. T. for East Ten
nessee, has just returned from a two
weeks tour in Campbell county, with
very gratifying results. Having sue
ceeded in organizing three Lodges Of
Good Templars
On the 9th inst. the Wen Spring
Lodge with "a members and the fol-
lowing officers:
J. II. Claihorn, w. G. r.; Cassie Clai-
born, w. V. Il; J. J.. Miller. Sec; z.
NJ. Childress, +. s.; NJ. 5. Robinson,
Treas; G. w. Fetree, Chaplain; DR..
a. Maupin, w. NJ; Jennie Robinson,
w. d. NJ; p. l.. Childress, l. G.; r..
Sallie Robinson, l.. II. S.; Sallie Me-
New, Assistant Sec; S. o. Ferrel, L. d.
On the 18th inst, at Careyville, the
Pleasant Hope Lodge, with % mem.
bers and officers as follows:
T. o. Stewart, w. c. T.; Hattie
Champion, w. V, r.; r. p. shelton
Sec; Henry Waisman, f. s.; Mrs. T.
o. Stewart, Treas; John Smiddy
Chap; p. n. Addison, w. NJ; Lucy
Homer, w. d. NJ; Lizzie Warnack, |
c.; w. a Warnsck, o. c.; NJ. Scar.
borough, A. Sec; Mrs. p, n. Adkis
son, Il. H. s.; Mrs. j. NJ. Homer, L.
II. s.; Capt. J. w. Ault, L. d.
On the 13th inst, at Jacksboro', with
26 members, the Mountain Star Lodge
with the following list of officers
Prof. w. f. f. Mibern, w. c. r..
Miss Lou Richardson, w. V. r.; A. J
Weir, Sec: L. ID, Gross, +. s.; j. NJ
Bibee, Treas; w. Allen, Chap; n. w
Brown, w. NJ; Mary Peterson, w. d
NJ; G. X. Mcfarland, I. g.; A. Hut
son, o. G.; Mary Madden, r. II. S.
Louisa Brown, l.. II. S.; Elizabeth
Graham, a. Sec; w. Allen, l.. ID.
These lodges are the result of twelve
days work, beside lecturing severa
times in other places.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
BLOUNT COUNTY.
Shooting Affair In mIIIer's COve-Des.
Perste Struggle Retweep n Constable
ana Prisoner.

shooting Affair In MIlIer's COve-Des-
perate struggle Retween n Constable
ana Prisoner.
MARYvILLE Tenn, Dec. IS, 1875.
To the Editors Of the Chronicle.
AT the last term of the Circuit Court,
Jack Davis, who had for some time
kept suits standing, in which be was
defendant, and the State OF Tennessee
plaintiff, was convicted in several mis-
demeanor cases, and sentenced TO work
out the fine and costs Ia the work.
house. Some time after court, being
at work in accordance with the sem
tence, Jack walked off without bid
ding his guard good bye. He has been
keeping himselfvery scarce ever since,
until few days ago the officers heard
of his whereabouts, and last Wednes-
day morning Constable w. w. Fresh
our, Of Tuckaleechee Cove, with a
guard went into the vicinity where
Davis was thought to be staying, in
Miller's Cove. The Constable and
guard secreted themselves until a favor
able opportunity, when Davis made
his appearance, whereupon, Freshour
seized him. Upon this, a sharp scutlle
whereupon, Davis seized and turned it
attempting TO shoot Freshour, but the
officer placed his thumb on the nipple
so that it couldn't fire. About this
time Hans Davis, brother to Jack,
came up with an axe, trying to inter-
fere. j. a. Snider. the guard, struck
Jack Davis with pistol, which en-
abled Freshour to release himself from
him, and upon this he fired at Hans,
the ball taking effect in his leg just be-
low the knee. Upon this the Consta-
BILE gave Jack blow over the head,
which brought him to terms and he
now has resumed business in the work.
house. Much credit is due Constable
Freshour for his vigilance daring, and
determination in bringing the prison
er to suffer the penalties of the law, as
he has become something Of desper-
adoe. If all civil officers were as ac-
tive as Freshour, violators of the law
would fare only moderately. w.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
STATE TEACHERS ASSOCIATION.
Programme OF the Eleventh Annual
Meeting nj Knoxville,
OFFICE OF STATE SUPERINTENDENT
OF PEBLIC INSTRUCTION,

OFFICE OF STATE SUPERINTENDENT
OF PEBLIC INsTRuCTIoN,
Nashville. Dec 10, 1875.
The attention Of County Superin-
tendents and Teachers Is called to the
following programme Of the Annual
Meeting of the STATE Teachers A.soci.
alton Of Tennessee, TO hc held in the
city Of Knoxville, on the 18th, Goth
ard 3Oth iusts., when as many Super
intendeuts and Teachers a. can couve-
niently be present are invited to at
tend. Respectfully,
LEON TROUsDALE, State Sup';.
First day, . A. NJ Organization. /.
Prayer. . Song of welcome. 3. Adj
dress of welcome. 4. Music by choir.
3. Address, Progress of Education in
Tennessee by j. B. Lindsey, NJ. y.
6. Remarks 10y others. 7. Music.
PIP. Nj. Address Relative Dis.
cipline Of Linguistic and Scientific
Studies" by Mai. h. W. Jones. ,.
Music. 3. Discussion. "Vhe Place OF
Physical Sciences in tie Public
Schools 4 Music.
Z. M.--Address, by Prof. J. l..
Buchanan, Progress of Education in
Virginia.
Second day, . A. Nj. Prayer. ..
Music. g. Report of Executive Cons
mittee. 4. Discussion, "Plan of Per-
maneut Organization of the Assoca-
ton" ). Music. 8, Address OF Prof.
Stearus on Normal Schools.
T.. MI. Address on the Best
Methods of Conducting Recitations
and Examinations, 10y w. +. Shrop
shire, of Obion county. >. Discussions
on same subject. 3. Miscellaneous
remarks.
Up. M.-Address by Rev. DIR, Sears
followed by briet eXtemporaneous ad
dresses.
Third day, 0 A, Nj. Prayer .
Music. 3. Address 10y DR.. Rutl'ner.
Remarks in discussion.
=. p. M-Meeting at the Association
| in sections.
7.P. Nj. Address by Superinten
dent Trousdale on the Centenuia
Exposition in Connection with tn,
Work of Education in the State,n fol
| lowed by discussions on the same.
Closing exercises.
The Superintendent will meet Wed
nesday, Dec. 20, at > p. NJ,
Arrangements have been made fo
half fare rates to all delegates To- th,
convention over the principal rail
roads of the State.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
FREE THINKER
'BIow Your own Horn
KNOXVILLE, TENN,
Dec. IA. 1875.

DGCs II. 1000
To the Editors Of the Chronicle:
Hancock county is "a well it's Han
cock county-a place where the male
bull" furnisheth the saddle animal,
and the bull-tOngue pillow winds mer-
rily slong the fertile slope, and the
tiller of the soil caileth to his nag
wOa-haw !" and "look at him there!n
a candidate once made a speech
there. The beauty of the day i'm
pressed him, and he elaborated there
on. He exhausted the Dictionary,
and wound up his peroration by ex-
claiming: Why, even the winds
cease to blow" A leather-gallowsed
copperas-breeches citizen, with no fear
of apple brandy before his eyes, re-
marked: stranger, wherein (?) do
they cease to blow?" The question
was one of "squaring the circle -
unanswerable.
The American naturally arises to the
outlook ; wherein doth the winds of
development cease to blow over our
country? Answer we must do our own
blowing. We have mineral wealth
and other inducements to the capital.
ist and the enterprising stranger, but
so have other States. Our relative su-
periority must be established by reso-
lutte blowing and systematic represent
tation. We are in the worlds market;
we must not only talk about our goods,
but must bring those goods before that
world in person or by proxy. Drum.
ming is the recognised method in bus
mess therefore, let us take business
view of the situation and brace our
drums for the centennial. No matter
who rattles the sticks, SO we make a
noise. Wherein, | am
BRIC-A-BRAC."
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
Tweed.

Many people believe that Vim. M.
Tweed is hiding in OF near this CITY.
Certain facts which give color to this
opinion are detailed in our local col
umns. 1t is at least to be said in favor
of this theory that 1t is as we'll, il moi
better supported than any of the guess.
es that include journey abroad, since
all of the latter have thus far failed to
indicate his mode of departure to for.
eign country.-N. Y. Tribune.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22
Chancery Court, at Knoxville
No. 27Sl.
o. u. Temple vs..
viIqikw6m
o. p. Temple vs..

II: W. johnson, Earnest c. johnson, Arthur G..
Johnson, Mary j, Burnett, Lydia l., Dean,
Baily s. Dean and Cbas, d, Mcdutley. admir-
Of j, b, Johnson, decd.
IT APPEARING FROM THE AMENDED
i and Supplemental Bill, which is sworn 10,
that the defendants, Henry W, johnson, Earnest
nett, Lydia L. Dean and Baily S, Dean, nom
residents of the State of Tennessee, II is ordered
that the defendants above named appear before
the Chancery Court at Knoxville, Tennessee, on
the LIST Monday in January next 1875 and make
defense 10 the original and amended supple
mental bills filed in this cause. or the same will
be taken for confessed, This notice will be pub
lished in the Knoxville Wing and Chronicle for
four successive weeks, A true eOpy-Attest,
M, Il, PATTERSON, @. AZ NJ.
BY W, A. GALBRAITH, i, @ g. NJ,
December 3, lS75-XiiW4t,
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AIaryVIIse Items.
Very muddy, and rather cold.

Very muddy, and rather cold.
Chancery Court was a failure Mon
day, the Chancellor and Knoxville
bar failing to make their appearance,
owing to the fact that no cars come
over this way that morning.
Capt. j. NJ. Greer, whose health has
been so tickle this fall and winter, is
again improving.
New Providence Church (Presbyte-
rian) elected two additional elders
Sunday-Messrs. j. A. Greer aud w.
II. Clemens.
Christmas has begun; almost every
boy has a toy pistol, tirecrackers, or
other noisy implements.
DR.. Il. A. Morton returned last
week from Georgia. He reports the
Kuklux as still running things in that
section OCCASIONALLY W.
Maryville, Dec. l3, 1875.
December 10, 1875,
To the Editors Of the Chronicle:
1t is reported that Hous Davis, who
was shot in Miller's Cove last Sunday,
by Constable Freshour, is in painful
condition. The ball fractured the
bone. and at last accounts the marrow
was exuding from the wound and he
had not yet secured the services of a
surgeon.
Chancery Court is at work, Chancel-
lor Temple presiding. We might
mention the presence of several mem
bers of the Knoxville bar, for they are
here-but then they are used to it, and
will not be insulted if one letter is
written about one Of the Courts they
attend without giving their names and
military, and other eX-offices. W.
Knoxville Whig and chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1875-1882, 1875-12-22

Representative Mcfarland, of the
First District, denies, in a card sent to
the Knoxville Press and Herald, that
he voted for Randall for Speaker. Our
understanding is that the Tennessee
members steadily supported Kerr, who
is not an infiationist. The Nashville
American should read them out Of the
party.-Memphis Avalanche.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30
THE CITY.
nj IL M II HISS
Evening, March so, 1875.
LEDGER LINES.

Exposition masquerade ball to.night.
Professor Mueller's sciree dansante at
the Club Hall tonight.
-Four dozen sweet oranges for one dol
lar at Oliver, Finnie & Co.'s.
. Rip Van Wrinkle, with Robert Nc
Wade in the title role, at the theater to,
night.
Calico ball for the benefit of the Church
Home orphans, at the Peabody, Thurs
day evening.
The WEEKLY LEDGER is published to.
day. 1t is the hest and cheapest weekly
published in Memphis.
Mike Waldron and P. NJ. Winters are
spoken of by their friends as 6t men to
be two Of the five new commissioners.
The Knights of Innisfail gave a very
pleasant hop at the Peabody last night
and entertained their guests right roy
1t may displease several Memphians
to know that the general public takes a
man at al estimate the reverse of that
which he puts upon himself.
A new style of visiting cards surpass-
ing anything of the kind yet in use have
just been received by Tracy & Co.
They are decidedly novel.
The spring fever broke out yesterday
and many citizens complained Of the
warm, sultry weather and suggested
something about dolce far %niente."
Louisiana fruits and vegetables are
coming in quantities to excite the appe-
tite, but not to suit the pocket. Early
fruits, being rare and scarce, are in de-
mand at tall prices.
At nine o'clock last night a fire broke
out at the residence Of G. v. Rambaut,
on Linden street, zeal Lauderdale, but
the flames we're suppressed before any
damage was done.
The Quarterly Court will meet on
Monday next, and will organize under
the new law reducing the number Of
magistrates Of the Court to one from
each district and ward.
Yesterday a lady on Madison street
was severely cut in the face by a rock
thrown by a boy who, with a crowd Of
boys, was indulging in the dangerous
amusement Of rock-throwing.
One of our colored churches has a
Beecher-T ilton scandal of its own, but
of a darker hue than that Of Plymouth
Church. 1t is the same old story Of
pastoral visits for criminal purposes.
A postal card has reached us bearing
the dark conundrum: Why cannot we
have any lamps lighted in South Mem
phis on dark nightsY' Let the light
shine upon the South Memphians as
500 as possible.
April with its flowers will o o be
here, but win it bring with it the annual
floral decoration of graves at ElmwoodP
The men have forgotten this beautiful
custom and patriotic anniversary; will
the ladies be as forgetful2
Several marriages in fashionable cir
Giles are again spoken of as prospective
events wherein two souls with but a
single thought ponder over double
ecstasy, and two hearts that beat as one
perform a duet of p~alpitations.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30
Nothinr Left I'M the RiII.

Prominent lawyers at the United
States Supreme Court at Washington, in
view Of Judge Emmons' decision on the
civil rights bill, state that it is their
unanimous judgment that with the ex-
ception Of the jury clause, if the decis-
ions already rendered should be sus-
tanned on appeal, there is nothing left in
the bill. The jury clause, pending the
debate in Congress, was conceded to be
in a legal sense the weakest feature in
the bill. The decisions thus far rem.
dered declare that the law cannot affect
the rights Of States to control inns, the
aters, common carriers, billiard halls
eating saloons and barber shops.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30

We are pleased to notice that quite q
number Of our leading citizens have
constituted themselves a committee to
solicit aid for the Christian Brothers
College to relieve it of its embarrass-
ment. This committee represents a vast
amount of intelligence, business capac-
ity, energy and enterprise, and it becomes
our citizens to aid them to the utmost Of
their ability to relieve the Christian
Brothers College.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30

Buy DR.. Seth Arnold's Cough Killer
the great eradicstor for all luag diseases.
A superior remedy to all other medicines
yet discovered in severe cases. It is a
sure, quick, and perfectly safe remedy
for coughs, colds, sore throat, whooping-
cough, croop, and all diseases of the
throat and lungs. Retail price 25c, SOC,
and 81. Any bottle that does not give
relief may be returned and money re-
funded. Under these conditions | wish
every citizen troubled with lung com
plant to try this remedy. Asnold's
Disrrhea Balsam, 25c and soc. Remem-
Der it is warranted. Compounded by
DR.. Seth Arnold's Medical Corporation,
Woonsacket, R. l. Sold by W. H. Sea-
brook & Co., Pharmaceutists, 1886 Main
street, Memphis, Tenn. t&s-eow-lOl
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30
Onihe War Pain.

Yesterday a negro constable, Doc
Jones, went out in the suburbs to arrest
a negro man, Henry Lane. Lane drew
a pistol and compelled the constable to
make a hasty retreat. Deputy sherias
Mcmahon, Dreifus, Richardet and Port
lock went out to capture the warlike ne.
gro. Entering a grocery, they discov-
cred FIVE negroes and Lane, all armed
with shotguns. While they were disarm-
ing the other black warriors, Lane ran
out, and when at a distance Of a hundred
yards, fred his shotgun at the officers,
who at once returned the fire. Lane
escaped, but was back again this morn
ing, threatening vengeance and defying
everybody. The deputy Sherifs will
start after General Lane again this after.
noon.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30
ANSWER.

Messrs. Scheduled, Hanauer L Co., Ed
mOnds. Pettigrew 4 Co.. FUrstenheim & Co.
and others, merchants of Memphis:
GENTLEMEN-In response to your re-
quest of this date, and after mature de-
liberation, we have determined to extend
the business of our line to Vicksburg,
trusting in your public spirit, as wells as
that Of the planters along the river, to
sustain and enable us to make still fur
Their efforts in behalf of the trade of
Memphis. Thanking you for the per-
sonal assurances which you have so
kindly conveyed to us, we have to SAY
that we will place one boat Immediately
in the trade-the Illinois-which will
leave this port on her first trip to Vicks.
burg next Friday, April 2, and be fol-
lowed by others as freights may demand.
Yours respectfully,
GEO W CHEEK,
Sup't Memphis and Vicksburg Packet Co.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-03-30
FRESH OYSTERS
Received daily by express at
l26t VIcToR D. FUoHs' Al Jefferson st

The best in the world The largest,
latest and freshestoysters ofthe season.
Cheaper than eggs, meat or bone fish.
Farrell, the Big Fat Oyster King, next
the Avalanche, on Jefferson street, is
receiving twice a day. he is selling the
Big Fats to families at 25c per can, or
l0c per dozen. His celebrated Bonse-
core plants he serves up on the half
she'll are the best oysters in the world.
If