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SiJ0FoR THE BEST PIANOIN THE WORLD.
$3.50 FOR THE BEST Boston PIANO.-WA
EANTED FOR 'TRN EEARS.-The thanks of
the community are certainly due TO Messrs.
Kleber x Bro, No. 122 Wood street, Pitts
burgh, for enabling us to buy pianos in Pitts
burgh actually cheaper than the manufac-
turer's lowest retail prices. The world
famed Steinway, for instance, sold by the
Messrs. Steinway, New York, for $3.50, can
be bought M Kleber's for $3.50, with elegant.
stool and cover included, and in the same
proportion throughout the catalogue. Then
the first-ciass Hallet 81 Cumston Pianos, tho
oldest and the best made in Boston, sold by
the makers for $3.50, may be had at I<leber's,
122 Wood street, for the low price of $3.50
They also sell the splendid Bur6eu Organ
at from $50 to $500.
Such a reduction in figures is without pre-
ccdent anywhere, and especially on first
class Instruments which are warranted above
all others. The solution of the riddle is SIM
ply that this firm, Klcber & Bro, sell at so
small profit that other dealers would scorn
to work for. Moreover, this house is pledged
to give full satisfaction or the money refuud-
ed, so that parties not posted in music may
safely rely upon getting their moneys worth,
and being honestly and honorably dealt with.
No sharp tricks nor misrepresentation with
so sterling a house the Klebers Don't
forget the No. 122 Wood street, Pittsburgh,
Penu'a. 2t
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-Copious showers and warm sunshine, of
which we are having an abundance just row.
are making vegetation of all kind more than
hump itself.
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COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
COUNTY COMM

EncoUraged ny the generous support extend
eu 10 me by many dele gates i'm the last count,
convention, and having been "A soldier wheI
ai aaiiIit-Iocks were In vogue, / intend to pick m,
mint and try it again this fall.
J. u. PARRISH.
Ebensburg, juno 1. 1876
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AND PERSONAL.


AIore. ThFI'e. ana me ofHer race.
4 ,r;-f,ijI. borough has been divided into
I
r. r,,o T,.' 'T,ydrophohia days have come, the
4 - ,f the. year.
T;[, sty scents pass current in some local
- i177r,.i,yay lust now.
,Ifrt i,Ilrps are ripe, which is more than
| "a. said for those who indulge in them.
.rt. PENNSYLVANIA State Dental Associ-
J, ,i1r was in session at Cresson on Tuesday
e,
, farmer I'm Sinking Valley, Blair cOun-
.,.. +L3f q dccuCtIOu If May apple leaves
-. J,arI. to rctaro,hugs. Try il.
tr.,.lsnlI,,. three feet four inches in
- ,,.,- Killed i'm the ward Of a private
.r..r.,. i'm this place one day last week.
1Tr banker tIirud, sam. Henry. is sup
|. -.I q, lc trying &" iiil the market For
r.rrr particulars consult Joe Gutwald-
rat
MIR Howard i. Roberts, OF Johnstown,
h., ,y4s A,r. on 90 brief visit to MS venerable
1 ,r,rauG other relatives ana friends, dld
| -lr. bal--. 1t u pop vai' rn Wednesday.
n IS said hat ih- appetite FOR strong
6,u.., can ur cured by eailng an orange eV-
morning before breakfast. II sor there
1 rf ra I,.a great dcmaud for oranges here
a man Ugmrb Sol hD'lGt attempted TO
mo-. from p moving freight tcliu at Will
| an Wednesday, night. bat failing I'M
wheels. was .Ju oyur aud instantly
H.
r.. TtE D. Eittal. third son OF VIM.
.,- T-r. r. this place, whose intended
r ...., -r.u Rome We cErouicird about
-..a-o. reached hoEc on Saturday last
| s.a health aGd spirits.
Alexander LauE'lnu, oi harrisburg, Pa,
N,ru MESSING since the 2ud OF Juue.
a us n.- children are very H.! and his
4uy are lu great distress az MS dlSap-
3,rl.r". E.,h"EE.- please copy.
] Wu Lower, az W NuJdhery township,
af- county. .ut IN' dozen OF wheat with
pr..rlrv grain cradle ON frId3E OF last
I.arrn>aF can 20 higher ihan Lower
.u. ...a ;ur them I" uit'h in.
-Tla 5r.u fence 100 front Ut Or. IcmnOu's
r.-.-.r.- IH. been completed, and II -
tt.n.r r. ,...'.. iH any one - say that
r.u.--uIu l.n'' l- "'c OF the h1ndSomcst
..-f That .F.l s."'u upon Il granite louu-
l.- '"-E"rsE-i'" iH#.+ 'e-lS OF u man
! u tt.aI',.' county hi'itd britl- L.
] ..rsNr- NHH was hi..rn "F a Tree idI!lhg
i .u. Wednesday forenoon al IaSt week,
NH. 'r.. .' fI"'h ne "tt" me same
T.. l- Mills "'u'l rather nave money
u ..- '' ..,~.. ou' his summer stock OF dry
y j, 90 ru-- aud carriage without deiay--
y uI iEE there 5 money TO be saved i'll
Il rrr r.tu.Ur.
y Nr G.. O.. &atf, ut Mt Pleasant, West
'aui county, who claims 10 have rnouid-
~ . VIA. .-....I. Do. ,.T.,-t.p hours wants "a
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NOTICE is hereby given that tie
~ undersigned intend making application
to the proper authorities for the pardon OF
BRIDGET RuSEY, of White township, Cambria
county, who was convicted at June Sessions,
1875 for selling iiqnor without a license and
Keeping Il tipping house.
ANTHoNY ANNA. Co. Com'rs.
MARTIN +. "a HPfSrLL,)
Ebensburg. July =, 1873. 5.-3t.
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WAS 1T AN ELoPEMENT2-In Tuesdays
issue of the Johnstown Tribune We find tho
following condensation of n rather apOchry-
phal story published in the Altoona Mirror
of tho day previous. Can any of our read
ers solve the mystery?
On Thursday last Conductor Beckwth, of
the Pennsylvania Railroad, received AT Altoona
a letter which mailed at Washin crrOn the
day previous. in which the writer stated that a
young lady loft thpt city on the 18th OF June,
int ending to visit her parents, who reside near
Jonnstown, Pa. but ii was feared that she fell
in with a man named Christie, who halls from
Evansville. Wisconsin, and j. is thought they
met at Baltimore. description Of the gentle
man and lady follows. and not only the features,
hut even the dress of the latter is described
very minutely. She had purchased n ticket To
Pittsburgh. and thC,vfitcr of the lcttcriTcfprreS
to was anxious To know il she had gone through
to that city. This signed by II. w. Hack
son, @. ~. Generals Onicc, Washington. ID. G.
The namc attached TO this letter recalls the
fact that one II. W. jackson was 4 Captain and
Provost Marshal during the war; and was ioca-
tod with company of invalid soldiers at Will
more for some time. The Mirror learns that a
beautiful girl only about sixteen years OF age
dGug hter of u most respectable family in sum
MERRILL township, bec8 me warmly attached TO
jackson, and they finally departed together
If there is anything in the affair il would seem
plausible that the lady who LETT Washington
the other day, and who is so anxiOusy wanted
by the writer OF the letter, is the identical one
who departed from her home without the know
ledge of her parents several years ago. When
whereabouts came on to Altoona he was very
roticent in relation TO his antccedents. and
even withheld his name from the officer there,
to whom he offered $50 for Information leading
siding Mt WiImore my remember the. circum-
stances of the e!Opcment of this lady with
man named Jackson, and could throw some ad-
ditional light on the matter.
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r IMEi LIME El-Farmers and 9TH
~ ers in want of n good article of LIME,
in any desired quantities. can now be accommodas
ted. promptly and upon fair terms, by calling at
the farm of DIR. VIM. Lennon. in Cambria town.
ship. two miles east of Ebcnsburg.
June 4, Is75-tf LEMAiON s. MAXIM.
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NOTICE.

TXECUTOR'S NOTICE.
~ Estate of WsI. LARIMEE, decd.
letters of administration the estate Of said Dr.
cedcnt. late of Cambria township, Cambria conn
ty. having been Issued to the undersigned. all per
sons Indebted said estate notified that raw
mcnt must be made forthwith, and those having
claims against the same viii present them duly
ygpbat ed for settlement.
MARY ] JANE LARIMER; Exccutrix.
Or her Counsel, SHOEMAKER SECHLER.
June 25. 1sT5.-st.
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z ICEN Sc NOTICE-Petitio for
- Tavern License have been filed in the
office of the Clerk of the Court of Quarter Sessions
of Cambria county by the following named persons,
and will be presented to the Court of Quarter Ses
sions of said county on the I'd of August, 1875:
TAVERN LICENSE.
Gallitzin Township-AIargaret Kane.
Washington Townshp-James Nullin.
Allegheny TowDship-A. J. Cbristy.
T. N'COLGAN, Prothonotary.
Prothono'a 'ary's Office. Ehensburg July H. 1873 3t
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CRESSON, July II, 1875.

DEAR FIREMAN. send you an account OF q
match game of base ball which was played at
Crcsson to-day between the Nine Cent IraV-
elers'' and the ..ScOtch Tramps, the score
standing % runs for the former To Al for the
latter. During the game one of the partici,
pants was supposed to have broken CARER
in his leg, and had to be hauied home, while
still another one, who fell on third base ana
spraiued ank le, had to be led in the same d.
rection. The Cresson boys had five changes in
the nine innings while the Scalp Level beys
had nary ono j. B.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1875-11-13

New YORK, Nov. 9.-More
than three-fourths. Of those who
gathered at the revival meeting
at the Brooklyn Tabernacle this
a. m. were ladies, and the greater
portion of these have been regular
IN their attendance at all the meet
ings. The services commenced
by singing, after which Mr.. Moody
offered prayer. Over 100 requests
for prayer were made, after which
frequent supplication was made by
Mr.. Needham, Irish Evangelist.
A hymn was then sung, Mr.. San
key leading at the organ. Mr..
Moody read the 18th chapter OF
the second Book of Chronicles,
and based his discourse upon the
I4th verse. Moody spoke of the
power efprayer. He then spoke
ofthe meetings at o'clock this af-
ternoon. There was TO be meet
ing, at the rink at 7.30 p. M; the
young mems inquiry meeting, and
8 O'Clock regular meeting They
were afraid when they first called
young mems meetings in Scotland
that they would not get young
men to come forward. and they
prayed to God that they might be
successful.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1875-11-13
Heavy Suit Against a Rail-
road.

CINCINNATI, Nov. 9.-In the S.
100000 suit of Bischoffshein against
the Atlantic and Great Western
Railway, before the Summit County
Common Pleas Court, Bischofichein
has filed a motion to strike out the
answer and cross petetion of the rail
road against him, on the ground
that the railroad company, under
the law, must file such petetion
and that he could not be compelled
by this court to answer charges
against him. The judge hadno yet
given a decision. A decision in Bis
choffschein s favor will remove the
trial to London, England.
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The Hennef-Vam Buren, Phi
geen Match.

New YORK, Nov 9-Arrange-
ments have completed for the pigeon
match between Mr. James Gordon
Bennett, of this city, and Mr. Travis
Van Buren,. They are to shoot at
100 pigeons each, thirty-fve yards
rise, eighty yards boundary, with
one and half ounces of shot, from
FIVE traps, placed five yards apart,
English rules, for So, 800 a side, The
match is to take place in this State,
probably at Babylon, Long Island
during the second week in Deem
Der. Both gentlemen are expert
wing shots, and great interest is
manifested in the contest.
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Gagged and Robbed Him.
self.

FORT SCOTT, KANSAS, Nov. 10.
This morning, w, J. Philphot,
night operator at the depot here,
was found lying on the floor of
the ticket office with his hands
tied and gagged with railway
spike fastened with piece OF tel
esrapI wire. He seemed TO he
iusensible wien found, but soon
atipr becaE:p conscious, and said
TINT rNeu came into the office,
$50. $50, (. nin scnso'oss, and then
bound and gagged aim. The Of
fee was robbed Of all the money
it contained, about $l26 The
agent charged Philphot with taxi
ing the money and binding and
gagging himself. Philphot ac-
knowledged it, and told where
the money would be found He
was arrested and lodged in Jail to
await examination.
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MI. ID. PFOUTZ.
WA.Y,NESBORO. PENN'A,
WHOLESALE AGENT.

erstown, Md. ~ AAouSe' nag
Baltimore. ~ 80 '"Vfet street.
wv, DALLAM CO, N. f. Cor. Second and c.,-
lowhill street, Phil delphia ~ va
Ms1 gr9r sale BY NJ A. sNopGRAss. Druggist, \
lJune 4. l875-lyw.I
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Only One Hundred /;
Three Years Old.
and

CINCINNATI, o., Nov. 10.-Gov.
j. w Bennett, of Idaho, is visit
ing this city
Robert G. Johnfon, an old citi-
zen Of Ross county, died yester-
day. He was over one hundred
years old, and came to this State,
! om Maryland, many years ago.
Ia the same county, on the
same day, VIM. Nicholas died,
aged one hundred and three years.
He was from Virginia.
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The Last Marine Calamity.

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Nov. o.
Z L Jelly, the passenger saved from
the wreck of the Inflated steamer,
Pacific, is still very low. He says
the vessel encounted heavy gale on
the 4th instant, during which she
founded. She was insured for $780,
900 in the New Orleans Mutual and
other companies. The Captain
Howell who was lost was a newhew
of Jefferson Davis, ex-President of
the Southern Confederacy.
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Threatened War I'm Europe.

LONDON, Nov. ga special
dispatch to the World to-day says
the Emperors of Germany, Aus
tria and Russia have sent their ul-
timatum to the Sultan. The world
recommends the immediate dis
patch of the British fleet TO the
LevaHt, and considers the situa-
ton warlike and threatening.
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The Kansas Election.

Topeka. Nov. 10.-Returns so
far show that there are but seven
districts in which democratic
members are elected, and that
eleven members who are closed as
reformers would most of them on
strict party divisions vote with the
republicans. There are 80 out
and-out republicans elected.
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EP 1902 AL
FEMALE INSTI UTE,
WINCHESTER. Va.

DEV. j. G. WHEAT, A. NJ, Prin-
1Ccipal formerly of Siaunton, Va,
assisted by experienced teachers in the
various departments. The exercises of
this Institute will be resumed
Wednesday. Sept. Sth, 1875.
The number of toarding pupils being
limited, an early applicatI on for the
present vacancies should be made. For
circular, stating course of study, terms,
&c, address j. @. Wheat, Winchester,
Va.
REFERENcRs The Bishops and
Clergy of the Protestant Episcopal
Church of the Diocese of Virginia /;
Chas. Oglionby, Duffields; Col. j. Q.
A. Nadenbousch, Martinsburg.
Aug281mw.
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sUVU UII
NERVOUS AFFECTUONx
DIR PFOUT,S
ANTI-BJLLI0US FAMILY Pills

Ihese excellent Pills vii be found a sure ramadv
ior acdIty Of the stomach, Indigestion Habtua Cos
tiseness' tramp Collie, Fever and Ague. This terri
pie ana distressing disease Can with from two /.
FOUR doses oe overpowered and has in NAV casas az
iected cure with one single Pill Every Dill being
an ordinary dose, renders them the cheapest road;
cine IN the world, and their certainty OF cure me
" 9 nave never found them to fail in cases
OF Jauhdise and Spas modic Affections Tbev ,.,,r;s
the blood and promote healthy action of The
ihey are purely vegetable and perfectly free from
anything that can do either permane nj or temnarerr
injury 10 the stomach or Bowels. or to the genera
system. PERSONS not in need OF them would So we'll
10 1oo seeP box constantly on hand they do mot
avaliaoe when needed. Certain destrnction ta 49,
IN an cases they having been tested Ia cases whars
ail o.her OILS and eyrups have failed With the manr
VIII ana even the samples ofthe Monster ape
t haS neeh removed, which be seen az NV
refunded. ~ Say Vi the money
lhese fiis had their origin in France. where tn.
medical science is far advanced "eie 'He
DlhEOfloNS.-Two pills will be found a .ufBcient
purge iof an ADMIT II taken to relieve constnatior
one one pill every morning is advised For ague. two
Pills TWO hours before the time of of having cb;li =
act well. Pm va nc iouhu 70
Manu- tactured m Wnvnaebn~o. n.
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w @ LOT g,
DIV ELLING HOUSE

on one of the lots. This sale is made by
virtue of Deed of Trust made by Da-
vid Bowers and wife to the undersign-
ed, as trustee of the Citizens Building
Association of the Town of Martins
burg, dated July 9th. 1874, and record
ed in the County Clerks Office of Ber-
kelley County, in Deed Book No. II.
pages 2O6 and 207, to secure an indebt-
edness to said Building Association
therein specified.
This sale will be made to accord with
the Constitution and Bylaws of said
Association.
Terms ma de known on day ofsale.
j. NELSON WISNER,
Trustee of Citizens Building Associa-
ton of Martinsburg. Zoe 22tds
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)and Places Of Holding Courts

k4uO { 40COo Va 4AOAAAAA8 SO~sA "
emc Court-At Virginia City, First
in January and second Monday in
District Courts-First District-At
City, first Monday in April, and
Monday in September.
H District-At Deer Lodge, second
in April, first Monday in Septem-
hrst Monday in December.
kDistrict-At Helena first Monday
first Monday in June and fourth
in November.
orial Courts-First District-In
i county, at Virginia City, third
in March, third Monday in Sept.
allatin county, at Bozeman, LIST Mon.
Biarch and 1st Monday in Nov.
Ifferson county, at Radersburg, Sec
bnday in February, first Monday in
hd Distlict-Deer Lodge County, at
Iodge City, second Monday in April,
Dnday in December; first Monday in
hbcr for all cases that can be tried
u jury, except in cases where the
consent that q special venire may
b try the same.
lissoula county, at MissOula, fourth
n in June and ID Monday in Nov.
|caver Head county, at Bannack, first
b in June and second Mondayin Oct.
District-In Lewis and Clark
at Helena, first Monday in May,
knday in November.
eagher county, at Diamond City.
pday in April and third Monday III
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[St. Louis Republican

-"Out of oil the buried ones, aunty i,
which Dc you zee plainests" l questioned.
. Little Sally" was the quick reply.
little Sally who never had name till
we needed one 70 pat on the gravsstoue
over hes. Littls Sally who was four
months old when she died. Abby married
. man ! could not abide. Il VA Henry's
wildDess down 70 Boston gave him the
consumption. Stephen and Aartip's wife
and me was never good friends. aad thai
took away some Of the nsarpesa But it-
tls Sally never lived T. give me cold look
or hard word, When my plans was the
brightest, she faded ouG from undee EN-.
end left -shs joy Of my life broken In
pieces Jest think et . velvet eouoh by
ing forty ysan o. = woman's withered
bssast Jast think sof . litsls apturned
pink facs nsvee fading from ont . No.
msab empty ANA That's beeA ny lot1
and I am sAtisded sogo where my baby 10
a.siting for me- q gaslq IL ui Aas54s 4
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Old Proverbs With New Ter.
limitations.

Cast your bread upon the waters. and
= watch the little fishes nibble at it.
A penny saved is-Onc-tenth the cost of
Z glass Of whiskey.
A stitch in time saves--yOu, sometimes
from the necessity of keeping your coat
tails wrapped close about you.
The early bird catches the-drst shot ot
the sportsman.
Speech is silver, silence is what is most
desirable in mother in-law.
To err, is human, TO forgive-Ask Til
Iton. 4t
He that lives by the sword, shall-(if
he's lucky be President of the United
Estates.
If man smitc thee on thy right cheek
have him arrested for assault and bat.
|tery.
Time and tide-are much alike,-they
both fiow on.
Honesty is-somethlng the average poll.
|ticIan knows nothing about.
Hope deferred makcth the-spinster de.
lspair of marrying.
She loved not wisely-but married an
|aged millionaire.
None but the brave-dare smile in the
face of an outraged mother-in..sw.
Take care Of the pennies, and-wheu
1.-THE circus comes around, you may buy q
ticket.
IT'S an III wind that blows dust In your
|eycs. = 81 'AA* . ~
Set beggar on horse back, and he'll
|r:de-into the affections of your best look.
ling daughter.
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II. LOUIS AND MORGAN COUNTY
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI.

i This company dees . 9e.ssalg 1aod
Agency DuGfneoa. .Neeotio1ee Loans, &c.
ESpeciol attention given 70 the porchase
md Sale OF Mines and 1QlnefA lands, o..
ganixing Mining Conpestee. Be
Our deoesuin0&ioa 4 D u11be onS ONCE
the headquartess for I'll mining men vie.
iting our city: We sef& % the busaneDa
co9nasity q e lDeia fi.Sas.
Our fadlit1es lor ss11Ag hnd6 - m.
suspassed, trom To lAcs Tt " peopoee
70 6sno . lloathlv AP0 - Cur OWp, =
o00n q our .lsse ct oa1Aa WtH Jo!oey.
whsch we Win distribute lree throughout
ia Eastern 0tstsa aDd Enrope, thua
bripcine your peupe1aiee ttogD ths pablie
70 tie b0Ge odVantAge
All business cosSeepoodeoce eoOo0 -
". II. WILSON,
Daeineee Aa1Aeqe.
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Clippings.

/
Self made men are very apt to worship
their maker.
Time is money, and many people pay
their debts with it.
Adepraved punster says he shall smoke
lit he chews too.
A drcsspaker's apprentice speaks Of her
cross eyed lover, a. the fellow whose looks
|are cut bias.
The one thing needful for the perfect en-.
joyment of love is confideuce-same with
hash and sausages.
Il wish was q pudding, mamma r
"Why?" ''Cause should have such lots
|of sugar put into me-"
A bright boy recently told his teacher
there were three sects: the male sect. the
female sect. and insects.
Plcasant-faced people are generally the
most welcome, but the auctioneer is al
ways pleased to see \ man whose counter.
ance is for bidding.
A printer, hard Of hearing, at spelling
match the other evening asked the Captain
to Write the darned word down SO fe]-
low can tell what It's"
A newspaper biographer trying Ia say
his subject twas hardly able to bear the
demise of his wife" was made by the in.
exorable printer to say, 'wear the chemisc
of his wife"
'sI'll list for soldier" says Robin to Sue,
ITO avoid these eternal disputes!"
AYE, aye" cries the termagant, do Robin
do.
III raise the meanwhile fresh recruits. /"
First class in geography-"How many
States in the Unlon!" 1.-THE book Gays
thirty-seven, but the newspapers have it
thirty nine." The newspapers are ahead.
as usual. my son. Go to the head"
Mrs. Evarts said TO Mr.. Evarts yesterday
morning: ''Get up and open the dampers,
William" )" and Mr.. Evarts said abeently,
turning oyer for another nap, Your honor
will please note my exception"
Miss Eastman of Boston speaks of 'eyes
- bright as buttons on an angels under
It IS q startling comparison,
and the melancholy part of it is the sug-
gcstion that We fellows have got to be
troubled with buttons over there as wei!
as over here.
A contemporary asks: "What are the
street lamps for?" The man who doesn't
know what street lamp is for is hardly
fit to SIT in an editorial chair and mold
public opinion. Street laJnps are for
weary young men to rcciino ngainst a,
midnight, when they forget the way homo.
Herald.
A Western editor thinking to stock h:s
depleted larder, advertised Poultry taken
in exchange for advertising" Tie villain
GUS composition, seeing his opportunity to
pay up long Standing grudge, set it up
taken, and since that
day the office boy has been clearing fifty
cents day from the waste paper man.