The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-12-23

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WHOLE No. 1892
Miscellaneous. 20 -
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Seeing is not believing There are
many men you can see and yet cannot
believe. aAH A1 o-
Josh Billings says;-Yu can't change a
date by cussing after an edition has been
worked off il-41 - sfes4ti-i
In the journey of this world the man
who goes right is not apt to get left.
You will notice that when boy steps
on Canada thistle, or sticks a splinter
into his foot, it's invariably few min
utes before school. =s-..~
A noble Omaha mastiff has saved the
lives of three children within month
past, and bitten fourteen men who call
ed to sell a patent clothes-bar.
Columbus discovered America but
when a boy he had as much difficulty in
seeing an empty -wood-box or water-pail
as any other boy.
Counterfeiting money is getting to be
one of our most important industries
In Brooklyn recently ten million dollars
in counterfeit greenbacks were burned.
An unusual number of people are mar
rying now. Next year is leap-year,. and
no woman wants it presumedia e that she
popped the question herself
For President-The best man in the
Republican party WilEianasport Bulletin.
we apPreeiate- the compliment; but we
don't want the Office Norr;sfosofa Herald
The look man gives his wife wnen-he
suddenly awakes in thei morning and
finds her going through his vest pockets,
is not a studied expression, but it is ex-
cellent in its way.2us 5ai iaerus 7ss
weak female will = berate, a man for
letting her stand up in horse car and
she will then dance from ten O. clock till
two. This shows that dancing is better
than standing up ys.assf 4. E4sei
A wife will hardly ever notice iwheth-
er her husband has had his hair cut or
not but let him go home with a strange
hairpin sticking in his overcoat, and she
will see it before he reaches the gate.
A girl in Berks county, Pennsylvania,
only twelve years. old, rises daily at four
A, M, nilks thirteen cows, and prepares
a breakfast for the family. Her hair
isn't banged and she doesn't wear a
one-legged dress raasodC tirasg
. "Was the crowd tumultuous?" inquir-
ed one man of another who had just
come from a mass meeting. TOO null
tuous, replied the other. f"Oh, no., just
about multuous enough to comfortably
fill the hall - ts1T 1&E 1
The woman sufragists New Haven.
are wrestling with the question, "Who is
the superhuous 'woman?"@ Of course we
can't tell, but we know a number of fam
lily men in town, each of whom thinks
he has married her. 1s 70 97e
Now" said citizen of Rawlins, Wyo-
ming Territory, at a recent dance ''you
see that heifer in a red dress; that's my
wife; an eff you dance with her more'n
two. times, pard, I'll shute the hull top
NV your he'd off What'H yer drinkY'
A new telescope in Paris brings the
moon within ten miles of the earth.
When it gets only eight miles off and we
can sling a hawser aboard, the members
of the moonarchical government shall
have the Herald every morning at earth
rise.
Moncure Conway lectured on Sunday
to the Chicagoans on"The Devil" and
SO graphically did he. depict the party
with which Chicago is so familiar, that
reiterated applause testified the prompt
recognition by the audience of their old
friend. 5.se 4a5a 4ls 1aE
A meteoric stone weighing ninety
ing darkey square on the head. He
seemed to be considerably confused when
he got up, and went off muttering, "Ef
l knowed for shuah, de man who frowed
dat brick, den I'd see whar am de Cibbil
Rights OBJ niggahs.HE ys5 sdl Ecg
A middle-aged composition at the Ga
zette Office, Trenton, n. J., named Peter
P. Packer, also served an apprenticeship
at the printing business at Princeton,
and the following is an ALTERATION com
posed by himself: Peter Preston Pack
er, practical printer, previously pig-pen
painter; poor, proud, particular person.
present publisher (part proprietor)
Princeton Penny Post. as ~
1t is estimated that about two thirds
of the surface of the globe is. covered
with water Although millions of living
creatures slake their thirst daily, the
quantity of water has not been material
ly diminished for centuries, at least not
since the introduction of drinking sa-
looms, which prove a great saving of wa
ter, and are thereby of immense benefit
to navigation.
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John Sands, an old. newspaper cores
pondent, is well educated, but has a poor
knowledge of the mechanical part of
printing, and one day, while editingthe
Trenton IN. j. Sentinel, he hurried in
to the composing room with a proof
in his hand, and pointing out several
turned letters to the comps, he exclaim-
ed, in good faith: l''Y ou must be more
careful in distributing, for some of you
have been throwing your letters in the
cases upside down!"
Seest thou much snow left on the flag
ging verify it is in front of the house of
the slothful man. He sitteth by the fire
to keep himself warm, neither win he de-
part for scuttle of coal. When the
housewife crieth aloud for q pail OF wa
ter, he hath not his boots on. In the
day when the storm falleth be secludeth
HIMSELF he saith to tho snow shovel, ,"Ha
ha. Let us rest in peace So his name
is an abomination in the eyes of the peo-
pie. aud his name is in eyery mans
mouth.
-.ys GOING INTO, BUSINESS vHd