The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-02-26

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fetHs, rass a tell ,e The aes,lte les him
iAta lessen,
The Tallsw whs ra intoxicated with
asisghi has heen TURNED 80, u The sem.
tsrsaes secless
i i'e*ens will rvffain from speaking
esil when ressens refrain FROM hearing
evil.
Il A wae being asked the name RI ,h%
insenief " butter stamps, replied that
|, was prahahle caAmas. ~ he Rrsi
hreagh, letters into Erceee.
Tie greatest ,raths arc tho simplest.
- are the creates. mcn and women.
/ We have little moral faith In those
Who have never been imposed upon.
Like docs mol always beges like
dcad-heads make the livelicss u critics.
Avail yourself u MI yonr knowledge
without making display of Il The
machinery works best that il hidden
from view.
\ free press II no doubt the bulwark
&c our liherctics; but il these times the
National Postage Department seems
disposed IL loal down the bu!wark
with postage stamps.
Some sensible chap says, truly. tina
4 persons wh, undertakes to raise him
SELF BY scanlal,sing others might jus,
as we'll set down IN wheelharrow am
undertake to wheel himself
Silas Card was married the othci
day III Norris,own. and tackled to hi.
wedding nuiicc were the words, IN,
carls" lSn, no doesn't know what
ma. happen.
While manipulating tho MINDLESS ii
. well the o,hcr nigh, party who hal
been laying III d store Of whisky, II,
the handle slip when tho buckle, wa,
half way up and naturally enough ~
cciycl chuck under the chin which
, Knocked him OYER ncishbcrng fence,
"Snll again hc muttrred, ~ h,
climbed u li~ feet might u knowe,
--lie, --hc,,vr than to---hic..-go foulin
roun 40 much water. letchcr boil,
Ill stick / whisky after this"
IL lives in RlienLcek now-- To-
years of age, threads needle IL arm
length. slept with Noah when hoy
!. played marbles with Pharaoh, MI,
turned tho glindstnnc for Il, W. /
i, sharpen his little cherry cutter.
Don't mind tho Columbia Journn
wLen il semi se.rnfally asks. "Who !,
tLis General Gordon Tho editor o
!. tho journal il postmaster, nm
! doesn't mean any harm.
! While on her way 10 leap into II,
, river. Minneapolis girl mot ma
who asked her to marry him; aud III
turned hack aud wus happy; mud M
Oh almos- any ,lay you can scc four .
fve Minneapolis girls wandering On .h
:, banks uf the riscr.
= |. il sail TIN, benc,olen, men III
]. always happy, There's onc IN BrooI
! WIN isn't. liz gave his wife SlO Il
n charitable purposes, md she bought
smoeking-cap with Il for tho pastor. :
"a BROOKLYN Argus.
Should man be hanged when 10
insauos No. Should oondemne
man be watched aud chained TINT \
ma, not commit saicidcy Yea. Ii
man WIN attempts to commit snicld
insansg Ncs. l.ut's soc; whore ar
we now.
Mrs, Con. Meyers reception
J Washington are always favored wit
: lino weather. ibid Prob. il Acr Au
hand
Il IL very poctical to speak II ii
I voice II she'll. but a oiler mug hel
, IL tho car gives just tho aamc uilocl
WIN holds rider mug ~ hia e.r. m,
J huWl
4 letter passed through tho Dc,ro
post-otlico tho othcr day, bearing II
following supctscription: TO the I,
kuss what sdils tho ponlyac wcekl
Gazette. and send me dunnin lett,
in y envelope 10 stole; pon,yac, Mich
gam
II ID said that sometime daring Il
present year = party II ono hundre
Enplishmen II coming oycr 70 I'll
country on "a grand buffalo hunt II
tsh Ark
The 'nrn III tho 'untnr In card ON