, 1875-03-28

ting new brace for her feet. "Ihen WY uoI
you let up on him?" asked the ohcer >,
says ha'l never lay hands on You asnni
know be does," SIZE replied, brs.th.ng g. s;star
but know him better than You 40, alasse4'
End I'm going to hang right to this hars
..uotber wants to know # you WON'T please to
lend her your preserving ketsle-cause Is no"
xhe vapta to prsserve2" awe would with pleas
ure boy, but the fact is. the 1ast time "e lent y
to you7 mother shs preserved It 80 e1ecsaaAJ
that We have mover seen IT. s.nss @ ..ts notbar
wonidn't have troubled you agin, only No seed
you had new one."
The Biahop Of -w Was lately enter1ng Toon
as Ixd5 IS party. Two Ladies', rather too
abundantly dscollete were in the doorway, SUD
scarcely seemed inclined 70 open tao passage.
His LordsEip cast down his oyos 9nd pressed lor"
ward. when thp ladies' drou sside their skirts.
"The fact is my lord, !" said one, 1.-THE m1Mnera
will nut such quantity OF material INTO our
skirts, that really T. ''ThRs there il nothing
left for What you call the body, said the Dlsnop'
slyly.
) Milwaukee Ne,c,: It's my duty to fish her
ont I snpnose," said the old man, but Provf-
dence might OF let her been in feW minuses
longer before heard her hollow" The " "her
was the old mans wife. and abe had fallen 1nto
the cistern With about 6 feet Of water, sna tae
night was dark and rainy. She had mads sno
| old mans homs hell with fiTa rooms and
| basement kitchen, and be could not but thing
| how narrowly he had escaped becoming a1o-
| over.
| Mary Ripley, Of Columbia, Is 1s years OF age.
and, feeling that the tims had como T5en $40
| should commence her work in behalf Of human
| ity, she hired hall and invited tho public to
como and hear her lecture On ''6ocial Topics
Mary began Is follows: Ladies' aud uentle-
| men: II there wore no men 10 tae world there
| would be fewer poor, miserable girls Wander-
Ing"- Mary proceeded no further IN ner
discourse, because At that point her father walk
cd upon the platform and led her out OF ehs
| house by the ear.
When Young man in Patsgonia falls in love
With girl he doesn't visit her sx nights week
and twice on Sunday aud foed her 81, upon moi moas,
o'clock in the morning gaping and 1 burning tha
old mans oil-and that sort OF thing Not at
all Courtship in Patagonia Ia much 1nore s!ni,
ple He Iassoes the girl drags her home oetnno
hla horse and that's al the marrla-a-cerenonJ
necossary. Such raarriage~ceremony will neyar
become popular in this country, however, ne-
cause 50 many 6f our young men can't aoo5n 70
own norse-
This is how Mary Kyle Dallas SAWS it feels
nTake mau 4ud pin three or four large tao1o-
cloths about him, fastened back WITH Classic anu
to the middle OF his head and tic it tight, ana
hair p,n on about five pounds Of other hair anu
b1g bow ot ribbon; keep the 'front.' locKs On
pms ali night and let them tickle his eyes al
pinch his Fais. into Corset and K1ve him
eloyes eizs too small, and shoes ditto, and =
lat that will not stay without toEturing elastic;
md friil to tickle his chin and little liee yel
to blind his eyes Whenever he goes out TO Talk
and be will know what Womsn's dress H. NY
, When Brigham Young Is 30 sick that b cam
bold his head up, thitty-segep women stand
, .ros1n7 to tnke !heir turns feeding him With q
SPOON. ul-hes1,h makes the old msn irritable,
and his Style OF orders to those attending anSels
, is affected : good deal in conseausnee: Come
get around quick there, No. z! STE your sknmps, M
, No, l6! What do you suppose married yoo
TO-. TO- No. "a Wsltz up lively, No a. Who gives
D you chicken-soup threo times day and = nsN y
, bonnet every month, lazy bones? Numbers ~
and 81, stop that jawing and pay attention "naI
\ vou7 turu comes!" It il thought that this sor'
II thinr does more to keep the old saints spiIita
0 no .ud h,s soul and body together than al taA
= ioctora could do.-Brook!yn Argus-