Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1875-11-13

Mnen new.mown hay smells sweet,
And little pigs are roofing round
For something nice to eat.
IT'S then the huntsman's wild halo
And oysters gin to isttsa up
would not perish then.
would not die in winter,
For enc might freeze to dssth;
wass ssls1:,s.in: sI1.s BS5s.s
When sleigh-belis Jingle. horses snoit,
And buckwheat cakes are tall;
In fact this is right good World-- go
would not die at all.
The Albany Argus denies that an Al
bany girl, out walking with her lever.
threw snuff in his eyes SO she could pull
up her stocking. The Argus was never
accused of lying, and the girl referred
to probably lives in Rochester. 5j ts
A young importer down town remarks
that, when he sees sweet creature
dressed in the prevailing style of fash
ion, her appearance invariably reminds
him of drawback on sugar."
The tidal wave of measles which has
been over New Zealand was started by
sailor kissing girl. She says she's
sorry for the damage, but she wanted
to be kissed. alEI. s.JHt& gsJ
A young lady lectured on ..Dress Re-
form in Springfield recently, and she
was pulled back to, such an extent that
when she attempted to sit down at the
conclusion of her discourse, she failed to
reach the chair by over six inches. She
seemed to rest that way, however, just
as well. ,....-. ..s ,,..r. In "a,
''Sir," asked an attorney of witness
who was testifying IN y case of assault
and battery, shave you been in this
oOurf hotO,pp - srtr....sltl ....flf ~5HI
Eyes, SIR" said the witness; II have
been here oiten.'' i...,,.,. ...5 4.s
''Ah, been here often, have your" said
the attorney in q triumphant tone. ''Now
tell the court what Ior~ gr
'Well." replied the witness slowly,
| 81 have been here at least dozen times
to see you, to collect that tailor bill you
| owe me-" ysgg s,f5sr 4s!l ,yesgs
ADetroiter Of liberal education has been
greatly annoyed because his wife and
other women are not better posted on
history and other matters connected
with the growth or welfare Of the eoau-
try. The other day he carried k0me .
big history and handed it to hih spouse
with the remark:
There, Mary, I wasn't you to COM
mence at page one andisee if you can't
learn something" -fuos.' H9Ihgui
She agreed to become his pupil, and
when he came home to supper he found
her reading away. hair down, slippers
on, all the fires out but one, and no sign
Of supper.
why, how's thiss" he inquired; "are
you sick?'' s554s ..fatlvtG ) Jsa
''Sick! No. .tstl ag,1sEt.t L
"Well, where's my supper?" .,.f;
81 don't know anything about your
supper" she replied as she settled back
in her chair, "but / can tell you all about
the first discovery OF Florida as straight
rs string.''
That history hasn't been opened since
that evening. 'i i't tHa
The other day, as the steamer North
west was about to swing out from, hsr
dock, bit ofa boy approached the mate
and asked: ....-t,s
"Goin' up the river, misteran ''ii lY4
| eyes" F Hfii 20 o. -9G13
'.Well, hist her out from the shore. -
fur as you can," continued the lad, "fbr
Bills fishing from the wharf up here BY
the depot, and he'll have a sturgeon afors
noon If some steamboat don't go'n raise
II 'sturbance round there" -
A Paris paper says: A gentleman was
seated before the Cafe Richie, when q
young artist passed with q companion.
Will oet you, sa.a tae arIise 20 1,s
arieaa naea ~ W. Mm ,';iI ih .,,anI .A Il, ,nn Ins
aonee anu iie VII 'ii"1A INC ioi uoins
,t-. T.,
| ..Y ou a!E crazy
vou WIN see
lou know n'ih men," :. 81
Come ana see tne proceeding ior
yourself
soieny ,ney aPPIoacneu taG .G
gentleman. on sald lne aIIst, ,.,
h se 1'n a, thspeeOa VI ING Doa:u a:u .. nea,sn.
asA ,. loL conee 'uey "ni ssse -
Without uoupt very &oou cup 10. bney
know me. lou, SIT. whom they 90 NOT
know, are % served hke the rest OF the
worla. VIII you permit me 10 tasre
your conee ;, ~ ~ g
Certainiy, sa,d the gentleman.
ms Is realiy sood. me government @
mas great care over tne people. Inc
poilce cannot be too watchfu over the
public health" BIB. aa - 5ra s'
Ihe artist drank the coffee, and hay-
ing finished it: said politely. .tThey do
things properly at this cafe; this is ex-
| cellent coffee. He bowed, and len the
gentleman to pay for the coffee he had
not had, but profoundly grateful for the
care of the government, ent.,geieqfqasa. b
General Sheridan and his party pass
ed through Ogden Yesterday going east.
1t is said that Mrs. Sheridan didn't leave
tne tps;n antared G,ah aa tae me snS
| Wyo,n;no, Che ,,,o. go, .tt.,,x:.. -,
Phil. .tre1uentlv cbnck al him i,nder fhs
chin, and said pretty things to him lust