, 1875-01-10
HUnIOR.

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| but she makes readers mind.
Somebody says that King Kofres is q nEecI
Somebody else says that all Kings are Rex.
A New York auctioneer complains that lik
Enoch Arden; he sees tt no sale from day t
dar."
The rdillmen Of San Francisco ha1e formed
mutual aid association. One holds the can, Will
another pumps.
Take away my first letter, take away my sec
ond letter, take away all my letters, and I an
sill tho sa;ae. The postmAn.
A Wiaconain man recontgY killed eix sknnks il
one day. After interviewing the first one be be
came reaklesB, and so kept on.
Mr. Asa Flower lis spoken of as a, rising man Il
| Texas politics. .sCorleth mp ASA Flower
wouldn't be bad motto for him to adopt.
"c-c-c-caq that p-p-p-parrot talk ?" asked
talk 80 gooter as you, schop; BY tam, liA heat
off,"
That farmer understood human natufs wh.
| said: "H you want to kesp your boy at home
don't bear too hard on the grindstone when b.
| turns tue crank"
II don't believe" said Spivens, ss that vii
hurt one Of thsse chairs BY blacking my boots on
it." 81 know you won't, replied his wife, .t Al
I shan't let you try it"
Suspicious tailor There, just stand in thai
position. please, and look right upon that notice
| willie take your measure" Customer reads the
| notice: ''Terms cash."
4 Westarh poet who had expressed Wish te
uia '' amid the: grand solitude Of the eternal
inountain-tops was Killed By the explosion Of
| & pint Of cheap kerosene
The Duluth woman who put the kerosene can
On the stove- hearth while she went out to tlade
with leddler. is now keeping house in barn,
kindly loaned for the OCCASION.
Oats may be good to soak the danpneas out ot
wet boots, but how many st. Louis men can
afford to Keep thirty bushels Of oats on haud for
that purpose 7-Detrot Free Press.
It is GENERALLY believed in some OF the counties
OF Michigan that men will do more plotting and
ptshuiug 10 rob d hcn-coop, than would be ndceB-
eary to iuEu1e successful bank burglary.
A q damb" barber in New Jersey town is get
ting all the custom, and has been obliged to hire
four mute assistants. BARRIERS who ate not
"dumb " should cut this out and paste it on their
coat sleeve.
An effort ia making to natura!ize the English
bumble-bee in New Zealand. Considering the
primitive simplicity OF attire OF the uusophisti-
cared abonginea, it is to be hoped that the ex-
pertinent may fail.
"Faiih,' said an Iiehman, who could not get
turned the key upon him, it's meseh that's
regularly locked IN" "In !" said his companion
Tin ,shere7 "Why, in the street,.
ave cannot" writes contemporary, "iua-
press to strongly upon all correspondents, when
in doubt whether the postage OF letter Is
penny or two pence. tl1e force Of the old prov
otp' Nv no''i9 afo os''or tn1n Gus
A thief Was arrcsted in England the other day
be passed as projection to Himself anf fha n1h.
liz. For" said h. s.;t Il fsrrIbIa 1h;nc ti,ot
a fellow Like me should be- coinc about,
,;,,,
Tho ch1fd has since dieo, IS tho laconic re-
marx which pennsylvanla paper st1ixes to an
account OF l2'Year-old girl who had already
ths ,nvater;cs ~ 1nant.i a6d n61,t e";a1ca 74o
1----...,.
;. Convefsauon ae oreak1ast table: smith
am 'onn 14ther laIe IN bringing the mail TINS
morning Jones' guess there ls some
LILLE On 1ue postai.Galaa Inat ne oon,t undeI, :,
STAND. hes pronaoly reading them over twice /"
tts - y. o. ~ asuy " nea,ns ol
narhnrhnod .t.s. .sWaM Innr..a ha 81 u .no
ri ao r,,,pd ~ s
~ y "%'7 "~." 04@PP'A6 -ouA4 s4ooet 149 1ot'
They were just going up the steps to the
Presidents room. then the Senator suddenly
sulneu ~ - ~ Jug anpncant 1oE once D1 ms soe. ana
Wells says | ths "6; oi;ce.seeher @ "I1s P .1Hay,
ooa.a. ........, .,-..
An e1cnanEe tells us that - 'ths la:T ID Minne-
sofa won anow father to thrash = child over
IL years Old. n kentucky 1t IS not the law chat
prevents tho 1ather from thraahlng child over
tends to that little matter imseK.-Louisriue
Courier Journal.
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An old lady IN town has become disgussed with
alraanaes she says If all the people in the
country we're to stop buying almanacs. = maybe
the printers who make EN- would put in some
total eciipsea OF the sun and moon. and some
Of Venuses that would be visible here"
z'o' 's'o'0' 11e' aS'"
A. this period Of the year voice steals at
ear'y morn through the key-hole Of domestic |
chambers: Hilary Jane. get up and fix the |
ire; and prompt and cheerfulecho responds
- LII see you dodrotted first and then won't |
Fon old brute" Such are the celestial harmo- |
MES OF domestic Life.
T. ia -on,,ta. +t,.t
o'cIoce Wss;nas asa. msn "n| nu"o s1 nDou1
for . h;1s nma s,,ota 1a uenE ns
xfa j., ~ a,or+ -, 81 o'se nna, - is
~ ..'o ~ .no ouuts w. etyius toot! auo s4nA
lis wife that women eau have no idea how the
ares Of business will sometimes affect mans |
,rain.