The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-09-16
SMALL TALK.

AN Iowa man boasts that himself and
two other Young men live on 32t cents II
week. If Iowa men can really live on
so little. il NAV be we'll to allow them
to exist, but after all, the price Is rather
high for Iowans.
PRIVATE DALzELL has recently taken
charge of the personalities columns Oh
the St. Louis Republican. His first par
agraph reads: Private Dalzell is report
ed still at large" BY sending out such
deusive information he hopes to remain
in concealment, but his style betrays HIM
Ina single vacant building in New
York, last Sunday morning, ffty-tour
penuIless tramps were sleeping, and IN
Union Square two hundred and titty-eight
were reposing. These poor devils should
at once be supplied with copies of the
Chicago Inter- ocean. Ifthey would on
" marry there would soon be five times
u many of them, and they might share
each other sOrrOwS.
DR.. SCHEHCK has been trying to eH-
plain 10 the Cincihnatian- that their town
was named after Cincinnatus, and that
labor u good thing. Although the
Doctor is minister, lie does not seem to
remember that according 10 the Bible Ia
Dor was put upon the human race as
punishmrnt-a disgrace. If ne VIII eN'
PLAN thi, away, he may 90 on Win Ills
information.
GEN. W. X. kIMBALI, q prominent
New Englnudcr who committed suicide
Il few DAYS ago, left the following note,
which he wrote and puuctuated very
carefully and addressed To the coroner:
There Is no need for coroner. | know
VIVA, am about. anna sorrow-strlcken
man. of no Use to myself nor to my taml-
ly. | .co To- tn. front u II volunteer, mol
waiting to be- drafted by the grim messen-
ger. GOD forgive me the sin, If 1t l. Il
sln.
THE annual picnic OF the cattcrpill"rs
j. IN full progress among the shade-treeS'
and that transatlantic dead beat, the Eng
Ii,h sparrow, isn't trying TO lay up NOR
sci for the coming winter. He could, II
he would, lay away enough dried cater
pillar to last him Tor three seasons, tut he
know, the warming of the human heart
toward worthless objects and he UNDER
stand. that there Will be plenty o. people
weak enough to board him for ho,hIng
when his hard times come upon HIN.
THE Boston Glo5e has contributor
W no SAYS he Is monarchist because the
kingdom of heaven !, II monarchy.
There /, no, "A man OUTSIDE Of Boston who
really knows precisely what the king
dom of heaven Is, and the probability Is
that even this Bosten writer merely sup
noses that Grant Is heavenly person
vino ousht 10 be permitted to get up
sort of imitation Of the celestial govern
mcn,. He doubtless lmagincS that the
kingdom of heaven is Il place where mi.
i,ury men can DO just Is they like, and
where good stealing Is eternal
THE State of Virginia will never be
able to raise shcepi The Richmond Wig
an exponent OF no small amount OF ir-
giuia opinion, thus aiiec!lonatr!y auude.
to the dog. which j. one of the principal
rui,aucrs handed down to u by the bar
barians The dog days have passed and,
it affords Us pleasure to say, without hay
,"S ".S that 1"G,c.t 81 anima's-the dos
W. saw the nnbl.st of animals because
te b.. 'bi,,brr instincts, warmer affections
mad .,rr,,irr fidelity than any other ami
,aI H.. ,.r,n,.t T. man when deserted
I,".I .,,L.r ,T.,rJ. He i, ever the
H., T., rr,r,u. and foremost To- defend
-, -; ,n..,,r Thn hest men. and many of
,ln b..t writer, III All agrs. have borne
,...i,.,rv I'll. noble qualities of the