Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-03-18
Mrs. Lewis shanty IN roar

was extinguished. Her stentorion
voice summoned a fire brigade who
subdued the flames.
-Rube Lyon is damming the river
little more just below the Grand
Chute. Pretty soon now the lumber
men will begin to damn that dam, and
"the boys" will damn Rube, and so it
will so until the frost begets a purer
rhetoric.
Racine boasts of family of sew
en-, all of whom are left handed Three
of them are girls, one Of whom has
just been married to left handed hus-
band. Another Of the girls plays the
the guitar left handed, boy the fiddle
the same way, and the father blows the
flute left handed, while the old lady
W hacks them all over the head left
handed.
Mrs. LoYit of Springfield, Mass,
has forced her husband and three grown
up sons to take board at neighbours
as she finds it impossible to find spare
time to do her homework while the
Beecher-Tilton trial is going on. She
is slow reader, and gets up at day
light.-E1
She is probably one of those who
sing Il tovit, [ EoUit, and who shall
dare, to chide me for loving that wit
ness chair
The other day Young America
asked his father for money to fix his
skates, and was ordered from his au-
gust presence. The youth with wrath
blazing from his eyes, rushed through
the hall crying: "Ill get sick and
die. The next morning he was pros
trated with fearful cold, and his af-
fectionate parent was obliged to pro-
duce a bottle of Vests Pulmonary
Balsam to cure him. MoRAL.-Eith-
er give your boys all the money they
want, or keep Vests Pulmonary Bal
sam constantly on hand.
The growth and structure of the
human hair, is very plainly set forth in
a pamphlet, published by r. P. Hall
& Co., Nashua, N. H., proprietors of
Halls Vegetable Sicillan Hair Remover,
for gratuitous distribution. The deser-
vedly high reputation of their prepera-
tons has wholly been gained by its
merits. Being free from oil and alco-
moi, it has healthy action on the scalp
restoring gray hair to its natural color
without dying, it cures itching Of the
scalp, removes and prevents dandruff,
and will thicken up the thin locks.
Such are the benefits which are con-
ferred upon the consumer. No one
should neglect to give it trial
Journal q Statesman, Wilmington,
Del.
The GENERAL Work A list of
the acts passed during the session and
the closing scenes of the Forty-third
Congress are all presented in the March
number of THE REPUBLIC magazine,
published 1T the seat Of the Faderal
Government. The failure Of the first
session of that Congress is attributed to
the business crisis and the general dis
tress prevailing throughout the country.
The second session has been a more
successful one in practical results.
The cause of the failure of the soldiers,
bounty bill is shown, and the work Of
the session is critically reviewed. This
number of The Republic contains
some twenty articles on historical and
current topics and prospective issues in
the coming presidential campaign. The
Republic is a reliable, carefully writ
ten political monthly, issued at the very
low price Of s. 90 a year, including
postage, by tho Republic Publishing
Company, Washington, D. G.
Stop that Cough MANY hesitate
to try remidy for disease, on &C
count Of the expense, connected with
the uncertainty of its benefting them:
while at the same time, had they con-
fideuce in that remidy, the expense
would be the least objection: With
this fact in view, we make the follow
ing proposition Any person suffer
ing with cold, cough or sore throat
tbat will call at T T Woods