The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-04-15

liar, Max Adler.
Mark Twain denies that his "Gilded Age
WAS failure He says il gave poor, Wof-
,hv bookbnder JOB.
Judge Walsh. judicial despot Of Brock
!vn, has decided that 4 woman has no right
20 open her husbands letters.
Just because frantic horse ran away on
Beacon street with lady named Tliton the
Boston Globe says the name seems ill.omened.
Clysses S. Grant, Jr., has been showing
himself to the Londouers. They ought to
see the original Worcester Press.
They are forming woman's suffrage asso-
ciaiops in ireland. Susan, and Efzlbctb,
aid the rest, they want YOU Exchange.
4 traveller, putting up bis horse in New
Albany. Ind, disguised the Stable.keePer by
ordering lone cents worth OF hay"
Phncas T. Barnum, mayor OF Bridgeport,
Conn. Admission to bridgeport hereafter,
1jfty cents; children half price. Rochester
Democrat.
4 Prussian ply stefan offers new thing
which does away with physic. He washes
tie stomach by machinery through rubber
pipe.
The warm sun brings out the lounges,
and The Trustees should make an approrria-
ton to have the dry.eoods boxes around
town calpeted.- CatSkiH Examiner.
A man inquired of one of our joinerS to
see if he could get board four feet long
and two fee short, to make cellar door."-
p,1by Transcript.
Here, Young man, our nation consumed
last year abou; three hundred million gallons
OF wife aLu liquors. Now, how much OF
;L4t did you put away :-Noah'S Times.
A Milwaukee editor drove elf tramps by
offering them fifty cents an hour to read
Ms. poctical contributionS.-R0 UeFS Re
porter.
The "Jl0t" system paying for a suit Of
rooms packed like cells in The hOneycOlnh
the full rent OF bouse and home free and
Independent.
There ale siAiy-three widows in Versailles,
Nv, and the stranger who passes through
thc town is told 10 rul FOR bis life. -AiblOn
T.r Era.
Colonel JtflersoD Davis and Captain UIys
Sc :. Grant ale invited to Il relation OF tie
, iii cvS of the Mexican war ia Austin, Ten
-, on The Sth Of May.
\ lively urchin accosied drugstore mall
ii,r other day "MiStcr, please GIN me Il
sick Of lic0ricc; your cIclk goes with my
>.Strr'
There is not much difference between
King William OF Germany and oiir>clt when
we hot. uuvc the tOol hache. He SwearS in
Eu ca, and We doG'f.- N0u}St0trn Uerald.
|, i, said bat Jayne tue notorious tX-dc-
lu,
appear is witness in the scandal trial. II
Triton has lad bis arm around Jayne, leL's
know ill., Worcester Press.
John Bull sends word that be will be or
time icr the ,.Icnnial exposition next year.
For his lortIa'hcl', sake, it seems that he
might prefer 10 stay away Indianapolis
Sun.
"Tie class plough is heginnirg u wind its
m"andCrirg passage under the green surface
Il 'crru. f,ma again." >aid IL rural yourg
gent to hi cay girl the other ercniug.-Gdl.
latin Examiner.
Put on iour fc>tal robes, OH Spring! for
nv Go't ~ drew johnson declare that he
will Ce.ivcr 80 more political speeches till
after tha S,ra'r assemblies next Dcccmber.-
waterbury american.
vanity attempted TO quiet crying babr.
Aloue c.:rge IN Old woman, pulled pin out
f The h4!s's hTc, and all was peaceful and
suIcnc III Two minutes.
an excited Waterbury workman caught
1p ~ pI;l Ut water TO cXtingui>h 4 fire in 4
larI"ll, lie ether day, but perceivirg that
the ma.tf was hot, he cmptied ii, tiled The !
lar' With cold water, and put out the fire
-tD',T2"Gn.
. j. al! right for an English child to work |
seventeen hours per day in :; cotton fic.ory |
i,r iourpcnce per week. but let England |
hear of sldve.Ship Of the African coast, |
ard her philanthropy boils right over.- De-
b'Oit Free Press.
Bcr.h has caused the arrest Of MaSsa- |
cbuSe,t> nin for clipping dogs ears. If
somebody would step in and clip four or five
iac,lc> Of Bergh'e ears it might be cruelty to
ANIMALS, but it would give peStiier0us
jackass some resemblance to man.-Dan-
blrlQn.
A western paper states that "Mr. j. II.
Barnes, who atti,udinizes Romeo to Miss
NELSON'S Juliet, has decidedly cacopho-
nous voice, somewhat cacumiated in The up
per register, and his d,a,nulz alton is thor
oughly cacotechrical. rs DIR. SyntaN might
observe"
A girl in Madison county, ILL.,. offers her
self as prize 10 the one Of four SuliOrS who
ou'spels the others. The match will be
bed in school-house. and an admission fee
OF twenty. live cents will he charged, the
proceeds to go toward furnishing 4 house
for the young couple.
Bill Smikcs came home mellow the other |
night, and when his wife asked him what |
allied him he said he had been to the spell |
ire-,ehool and (hic} got foul of bir-2ip-
poppo - poppo-- hE-popty-- bip.por- hip !
ply -hop--hlmuS-- irpiMu>--biE- hip-hir- |
hlrpitymus- hlpopN nus- OF some such !
(hic) confouadtd wcrd. ard II had given him |
one vi his ">pcIis. - SarGtoyim.
A Bakersfield man dropped into the post.
Office anu wanted 10 know how much mer
chandisc he could send Ia one parcel. . Forr |
pounds" was the reply. Then he blandly |
said he thought he would send out TO Arizo-
IN four pounds OF those red toy -ballooGs in
flited; but he had difficulty in getting out OF
The door in time 10 dodge mailbag. ALA
California.
The natives Of Moreton Bay, Australia,
have a belief that their common ancestor, an
old man of great stature, has been lying
asleep for ages, With bis head leaning on one
arm. His name. they say, i, BudJah, and that
long time ago he awoke and got u ?, and the
whole country Was overlooked With water,
and when he awakcs again he will deyour
all the black men.
Here is criticism as is 4 criticism: s. Dir.
Edwin Booths assumption of tie ieadiug
JIrt we have always recognized rs one OF his |
most artistic impcrsOnatllnS and Ne are eon-