The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-05-13
ABOUT WOMEN.

AS rule, all Mlcnl9dh WOhOh law
thrown aside the old-fashioned elastics.
He who eats stra wberries and cream with
his swestheart at this season has the dear
things all together.
any diamonds are in the custom-hOuse"
is the way the impecunious belle now ex-
plains her paucity OF jewels.
The empress OF Japan cautions her young
lady friends about talking loudly on the
street, like the vulgar American giris'
Women prematurely white as to hair
should dress in black. New York wo-
man tried il and married rich Californian.
"There! that explains where my Clothes
lire went tor exclaimed an Iowa woman as
she found her husband hanging IN the sta
BILE.
"Jemins." said fashionable miss to a
friend. 81 think Charley Potts is perfectly
sulendid; he can got on my gloves, and wears
spit curls."
Kansas woman went into court and
identified four quarts OF white beans which
mad been stolen from her and mixed with
whole barrel full.
A coniectioner, who twelve months ago
taught his parrot to say 'pretty creature"
to every Iadv who entered his shop, is now
a millionaire.
Thu model husband of the period is the
man who Will hold the baby for couple OF
hours every night while his wife catches ur
with the trial.
"Sinful sectarianism" is what Unitarian
theological student called it because Metho-
dist girl refused to let him hug her III
camp meeting tent.
After Delaware girl bad lowered herself
from the window to elope with a young
man he hacked out because he was afraid of
the minister's dog.
When the envious Miss McFlimsey sees
her rival dressed in something more than
ordinary elegant, she simply mutters the
significant word, "smuggledp
"why do you use paint?" asked violin
ist of his daughter. "For the same reason
that you use rosin, papa" "How is thst?"
why, to help me draw my beau"
When two young hearts that beat as one
attend divine service in the evening, il is
bashfulness that leads them to select a seat
in the most obscure pew under the gallery
Said an ambitious Philadelphia wife to her
slow-going husband the other day, why
can't You distinguish yourself in some
way? Better be a great deiaultsr than
nothing"
An economical Connecticut girl refused to
be married by the clergyman of her lovers
church. because another parson owed her 81
for knitting stockings, and was too roor TO
pay cash.
Sallie Morris, pretty Newark girl, is a
"mind reader" She said to a bashful
beau the other night-"Why, L believe
you are going to kiss me" she was cor
rect.
The Matrimonial News advises every
young man to marry the girl he loves b9st
The only objection to such conduct would
De the girls mind, and the wishes OF her
family.
Boston young ladies dare not speak above
a whisper even when they fall off the street
car into the mud. Give US the prompt and
musical response Of the western girl as she
picks herself up.
Fast young ladies, like fast race-horses,
often win by a bare neck, and yet with this
difference-the horses victory is due to
space covered quickly, the young ladies to
space not covered at ali.
Somebody has made the astounding dis
sovery that our Phoeba don't dress like hsT
brother members of the bar. She has a right
though to put her clothes on over her head
II she wants to.-St. Louis Times.
s'Disheveled. but dauntless," says Loniss
NJ. Alcott, were the women who charged up
tie hill at Concord, on the 19.h ut.. with
wells ''CfO96 rOelSd, SklEts klitSu
locked" "hght brigade, rosy, and red
aosedp
the friends CT Aiillie D'Abbe, neice OF the
eiec,ed Empress E1genie, Pre- determined to
keep that young woman cut OF The rooT-
house Is tong as possible. Her Wedding
presents cost sixteen hundred thousand dol
lars.
When a Marquette woman happens to
drop her dish-clotb she goes right of and
arranges the psrlor, changes her dress and
sits down 10 think what she will say about
matters and things when the visitors come
in.
The girl OF the period, in her rev wrap
with long-hauging sleeves ard sides like