National Republican., 1875-06-17
VOICE, rRoz TIE HIr.

s,,u srinlin and Wife W. Alberta Bs-aS,
rIIu ,hoW you that other tbi:Ks CO., % doAs IusS
.svsu as some things" ihoutet. sIrS. orimlin -
she hoped into he. back yard and commenced
shIppinE around he Kitchen window Oecupisd By
Alberta BeTzL
''If yuZ know Whars comfortable and luxuriAnt
You'll climb back into that domieil and suostde
your tongue" !" cried Alherts, ~ Bhe waved con-
tenptuous hand at Ars drimlin, Immediately
closing the window and instantly appearing in the
back door, adding: "If you want earthquakes and
a general chaos yoH1l eaunt me little longer
with your provoking racket and ineessant-"
oh IN snSy yS1 Sa1Sh May youT Ine Ssst. ST Wster
GrfnlinI rE as sse sessed an imsxinary Alberta BY
Srousa, ro % snd hisssd, siIi show you Vho 6 What
and more too you don't keep your potato peal
ings nd sG1f bread 70 home; fh DO is, so help
SYou won't do any such dara thing you can't
de1ny suchA darn thing; defy yea 70 90 any
sTitcheo back ana forth in the doorway, clutch
| ing tho easement and drawing seE oeltOuekle up
the last belle. IA . - ....
III wiz"
"Y0u WON'T" a ''
"You'canrw
uYo1 daren,trr .--t @. =.
"1u throw hot water,LtSt here ne bearded tt ..
the back door, and circliDg around like 20
| smaache on horseback, mounted the step Gt the
| sOen for human comfOrt-the dnSt AeW, the creek
| ery ratified, the furniture upset, ana tne nttie
abode was 6Iled with ne din OF neignOSriy y
| Si6erta's Kitchen had filed her yard with mol.
sSFs rstTiSuton @ fsinE thiok and fast upon the
head and back and limbs Of her neighbor, In me
shape Of boots ana bo1y knuckles, joy filled her
| heart and clappinE her hands in the widest
/ ecstasy she slipped up on o patato peelIng and
1 reached the ground, singing
"Och-whaek her In the nigh eye, honey,
| And give It Q i've dollar swell,
For you'll have ava dollars to pay, honey,
| when ye are brought into the presence OF
When ye are brought into the presence of SHELL"
His honor listened to the testimony the follow
| fnE day. and astonished MRS. Grimlin by inning
| her husband $50 and costs. &c.,, s
THE LANPBLAcK FACTORY.
"John Dolan, Michael Green and John Irwin, ~
respective heads Of these individuals appeared in
the dock window, each wearing grim smile.
| "Sirs" continued the clerk, "you are charged
with vazrancy. Guilty or not gutty?''
| "Yer honor" said the three simultaneously,
1--WE are hard-Eorking men, and"
| "Are you guilty or not guilty?" demanded the
clerk, as he peeped over his specs and looked
! Dolan square in the eye.
| "Jedge yer Honor, if 1t please the COURT
at don't please the court to see you eVade an
answer to Q direct question" Interrupted his
| Honor, "and shsllsend you down Tor a century
If you continue this thing much longer. What
were you doing in the lampolack factory all last
month";"
Nothing" Whimpered Irwin. as he pinned his
pants up with o stick. Nothing, sir; not the
leastest thing"
Just what we thought" ;" said the Court. "You
are charged with being an idle and suspicious
person, and out of your own mouth comes the con-
| fessim that you toll not neither do you spin.
Now, the best thing you can do is TO go out into
| the world and make opportunities; not wait for
them. Don't loiter around in the labyrinths Of
that old factory, Willing these beautiful days
away and at mig hit steal forth and rob sOmething
but jump out into the arena of activities and toll
and spin around and lay up mite for wet weather.
and see how much better you'll feel on the whole
and of the whole for that matter. &c, young man,
and hereafter
"'Count that day lost who's setting sun
Sees no good deed at thy hands DONE"
The dock door then opened and the mlscreants
filed out and sought respite in game Of seyen-up
meath the shades Of an adjoining alley.