The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-12-02
PEANS YLNANLA DElTSH
BREEF FUN SAMMY sCHNITzLER.

FOrgeshter war der grose thanksgiving
snumma ell os ich in a fifty condition
war form breef shriva Ich vase net
we's kummt os ich SO shtarns orr,ck
kup-~ae g'hot der neaghst dawg un so
orricker dorsht. De Fanny behnwpt ich
het tzn feel thanksgiving schnapps un
larger beer in mich nj g'numma un os
sell de reason is os my kup un my gonser
>yStem Ous order war. Aver sell is net
wohr-ich h ID tzu sawga gOr nix pe
drunka der zones dawg exc ept about nine
nhr Tor middawgs hob iCh II nip g'num-
ma un grawd nochderhond nOCh oner.
About tea uhr war der lunch ready ins
Bixmiller's saloon, un iCh denk net os iCh
in all mea os finf Odder sex repeaters
g'numma hob eb os iCh hame bin tznm
mid-dawg.ess.. I'm nummdawg war ich
about shtund un hOlwy i'm saloon un
ich bin sure Oh iGh net maner os sivva
glesser lager g'numma hob un about dri
| jlggers brandy un yusht ca sOcker fun
Monnygahala whisky, for de effects fun
brandy nputraeisa. Fun saloon bin iCh
wldler tzurick Ons Bixmiller's un war in
der bar shtub-ich vase nimmy exeCtly
we long-anyhow iCh bin sure os ich
ON elf uEr derhame wor un i'm bet Els
is ordlick feel gedrunka warra i'm owet-
ebmnhls hon ich nit getrunka un ich
hob aw selwer dri der ieer mohl de
rounds g,shtand, aver all sell war net
g'nunk ame 80 kup-wea gevva we iCh
g'het hOO Ich denk ich hob q wenniCh
terkelt.ung grickt uf IN hane weag. od-
der es con aw 81 Os es yusht so kup-w9
war Oh fun, selwer kummt. Es maucht
aw nix Ous, all gait nemond nix aw.
Der thanksgiving dawg war uf n orrick
shaner weag obsartd doh uf m Barrick.
FOrniddawgs il N patent lever watch
rOlise g'ratfled warra, un aw q lot welsh
hinkle. Nummidawgs war 3 orriCk,
liVely-net wen.iCker os dri rough un
tumble ights-un der Bill Kitzelderfer
hut tzwea bloc awga un der Sam Shella-
berger hut n fersmashty naws. Dri cd
der teer parties hen yooker g'shpeelt,
" ca crowds wara ON silva uf, un iCh
suspect Os sely party wO uvva in der
front shrub war in w&rtshouse hen
game poker gshpeet. Owet war n frOlic
oms Blxmlller's un Sc hen gedonst uvva
in der gIOse shtub in der side shtub un
in der Kich. SON gooter un livelyer
thanksgiving dawg hen mer noCh ne net
g'hot we desmOhl.
Feel lett wissa net ferwass os mer son
D nksgiving dawg hen oily yohur. Ich
willis amolIl expaina.
For offers, we de mensha in unserm
lnnd net 80 shmart un so gOOt un 30
lrumm waura We alleweil-sellamohls
hen mer Oh nix-a-so gedenkt os N
thanksgiving dawg. Aver now, sidder
Os mer . lvver Ous gOOty tzeita hen, un
lauter gooly, shmarty un ehlliche lett
in de grOssy offices, missa de lett donk-
bar 81.
For yohra tzurck war amohl amer
Jackson der President g'west. Sc hen n
OILS der General jackson g'hasa. Un es
war yOhra noch seller tzeit os Sc der
Buchana un Polk un Linken nj gedu hen.
Aver all selIy waura nix mea os yusht
cUmmOner President shtoCk. Now sid
der Os mer seller goOt-hartzich un frum-
mer krisht drin hen-der Mr. Grant, is
de office aw ebbas waert, un de gOns
Grant lamily-si shwOger, cousins, uncles
un all sin happy uf pawr millona
daW Ter dereCt pay un incidental misce-
lameUus CUntinshensies. Un for sell is
Us aw net nIaner os reCht os de lett
meer CUnmOny mensha orriCk donkbar
sill.
Un der Grant is aw willens now noch-
amUhl lzn deena, un all de wo in de Off
GERS SIN game nj for cen Sc sin 8 ali will
ems, un Tor BELL feel iCh aw os mer donk
bar 81 sela. Un wann mer 3 neagsht
yohr der 'Irant nOch amohl 'lecta kenna,
dOngea iCh nj for net yusht ca dawg for
DAnksgivlng aver for n gonsy woch,
well sell no prOoft os de lett willens
sin de feela 'lectlons abOlisha. so COM
mOny one horse President we der Wash
lngtOn, Adams, Jefferson, Jackson, Bu-
Chanan un nlnken hen behawpt OBJ ne
momd maner Os tZwea mOhl in selly Of
| fee nj elect wRrra set. Aver now hen
mer N grOsser un gooter mon un ar
gait nj for de question settla n humbug
IL, un Os mer kea gOOty tzeita hauwa
kenna bis Us mer n President secura for
81 leb-dawg. Un now is unser chance
im Centennial yohr-for de old fOgy no
lions uf gevva un an President seCura os
in ONT blelbt so long as ar lRbt. Un for
SON chance setta mer donkbar ST.
For oty tzeita hen de officers yusht
commOner lehn griCkt Now helfa Sc
sich selwer. De wO der besht grab
maucha kenna sin de beshty Republicans,
un for sell setta mer aw dOnkbar 81. De
ivver GUS gopty Republican tzeita wo mer
alewell enj"yd sin yusht g very ding for
de reich, un shmarty lett, for es gebt ena
bully gOoty chances for shpeculata. Es
So gl, 10, llnr
sell prOoft os de sheriff sgooty prosperity
eniOya aleweil, un for sell sin mer der
Republican party aw 'ngrosser donk hull
dlUh.
Un mer feela orrck donkbar os der ST.
mOu Cameron nOch lsebt. Ar hut shun
ivver GUS feel geld g'maucht un by eem
sin de lzeila aw 50 gOot os Sc 81 kenna, un
for sell kenna mer singa, sell goot alt
Iced:
"Nun danket ale G. tt,
Nit Hertz uud mund und H9nde"
Wann yusht de lett vista we feel os Sc
dem goOta mann Cameron shuldich sin
for de gOOty Republican tzeita wo 1er
aleweil hen, don date Ii yeady fraw os n
klanes buO6elIy hut der nawm4 Gamer
OH selecta oil der dawf, .'
| ES war nOCh lie kea lond IN der gonsa
welt os 50 feeI.goory, ehrliche un frummy
lett i'll officers g'hOt hen os de Americk
. Ter alewei Der Grant, Cameron,
chandler, Mackey, Kembell, Shepperd
un de head menner in der party general
ly hen so orrick imprUoft in era manage.
menj--se sin now all reich NIT millona
Ut milliona geld--nn all grickt NIT IN
goota un prOgressitfa help your-selfprin-
ciple, un for sell setta mer orrick donk-
bar 81
Aver de besht reason for all os mer n
gooter thanksgiving dawg uf halta is we'll
de lett so true tzu der party sin. Els
naucht nix Gus wass Sc du n in de offices,
de Republican party is shtorrick genunk
for 50 ais widder electa-uf course SO
wissa we mer de shtamps judiciously
| used I'm we mauer Os de office holders