, 1875-10-16
b,it this lcBron was sufficient. Tho enp.y et.r
wcso Iil1ed up without occupants, anl ,a n.""t W.
ErUea wont u work with will! S h's
TALKED HIMSELF 10 DEATH
Tho ruli.brcit lbrcnsrA 1yerr
MNtlh 1or 1Rtt

DaHbnrp !trm..
lilo got on tlIn morning tfair tho oth.. A..
nud nleaCtlerrtI NJ, int0 the city, aud atnnn.SA1
front Of tsno-fooklng rosl.iu,co or Sl,,n. n
ttrcut. I10 oleiled tho gate, wa(ked II, ~ na
door. nnh pnilrd thu bell In 0 uonant " !, sas
opnno'; and LG ateprnd !uiehlv inside. "Yoma
prcfor tu do my talking inside. slB 10 uur,a,h na'h
uni 10 harn the door closed In cues faco Nhsn
onIv halt through "nea
Ito walkcd into tho psr,or. mud tho fr;cbto,,,
girl wont to inform hor mlstrcss Tint sa sov,sl
i1mch,no mnn, Of bnox pcddicr, lad .i"s; e.nts;
nccasa to the house. THO Indy cn.orot ta uoea nl.a
nnd WAS grostod BY tho young man Of cLeet LS'., =,
follows: -
They call mo bles.lng-tho taaies do, ,,a
am madam. INN isbor.saying henelse,,s.
whtc!, a.n intfoanctng-a resfect '..tu na rem
II in, madAm small syor-platetl rt ~tou. nru.
concoru. whscl, will allow you 10 near 'IMs ,Ia
new stylo Of rullback dresses al easily as liz
''What do yon mean, B,r I" demanded Nh,
lady: WY
''No longer. mndam. uil you hayo IN ,,,,.
your meals OF from tho mautol-ptecc. You css
sit down az cnh1ly In tho old style barroI.,h,ni
dresses. When yoa travol you uou't llayo' n
aIlarp-edge scat arm. The little invention mbtc'
will thus facilitate vonr mnvcmrnts retafls fnr
only 81. 1t Is cal1od tho nemi~cylinder, louh,s.
duplex not-conductor, magical pnll.back drcts.
out half metal and VIC odon concern, nnI ssii
"DnIy 81! You place It under solr Hkirts nj"
way {itlustratlng with hin coat tail} na.i v5en
you desire to cit down pull tho right hand rs,ia,
lol down you gently font until you reacu th'
chair. II you desire t. got into q carriage, dian
the invention By pulling tsliR Btrins tit ya,,,
foot on tho sprlnG, and you'll find yourself ii ia
carriage in an instant"
Tho lady oatlod hor husband to see The ue.
{f4,N md t{a mai a. Mini nHiEi ilu
to him. As the husbands tyo fell upon .no
agent wicked thought flashed through HI.
brain. and ho determined to DO revenged.
This IL a new inyention," began tl1c agent,
much tighter than nt present. and. at III.
sau,o time. allow thom to ait down. It il called
tho hightanglod. drawback nnd sqncezc To-
gether, now 'notlus orcra"di. Ladies' say ara
1abor.saving bencfactor, that anl M eyorlas.
"waitl" shouted tho husband. ''plosao c.tl.is
its workings agAtu."
The agent did 10.
"WhY. that would make good hay holste,,"
"Yca, answered tho agent. "bnt it is mora
particularly designed for !adlos."
Tho husband sent for lis daughter 10 examine
tho invention.
"Thih is nsw unparalleled, upright lons;,u
dina. saunre-shaDod perpendicular, Two degrees
south By four west, extra strong, sling together
am selling for only 81. Ladies' cali ma
a.
"IIold on," shouted the husband and father,
"unt.l call my other daughter" ana 10 wabc:
out Of the room, and returned with tho hired gI
and tho chnmbermaid.
"You nee ladies'" began tho agent, "tAig il
1op-over aud ataud-you-up magical, trassn,.
two Btriugs to tho right aud one III the ccattg
invention. for pulling back your skirts." aud Ii
wont on for half an hour. during which time tho
husband slipped oror to tito noxt honna and Ia.
IN inn n n nraf nd han Ihn
agent talk. tie rotufnd ]ith si1 women and tpu1
children, lust as the agent wAs winding up for
the fourth tisno. Escorttng one pcrson into the
room It q time, be had tho agent toll each one
boy out In the hal!, With q lead pencil who sss
Instructed to make mark oil tho vail oyesY timo
the sgont repeated his story. The stock be bad
brought III was exhausted aoout noon, whtn ho
sont messenger aFonpd tho ward to send ID
tho peghbors. and tile agent was kept telling
his story without intermfspon TIL near md
night,
Ks tho sun Disappeared betind tho Western
horizon. tho agent began tosio" Hlgus oftatisse,
bit the husband VIVA NJ fresh as over, Ele.sa
u1nutea to II o'clock, the aEout. who Ind juas
completed hIa yarn for tho Two hundred and Ell.
teenth time. looked up md Easpad. A KlaAs Of
water Was thgown In Its face. aud tue husband
told the boy 10 run In ha1f dozon moro perdons,
for he thought he could tinlsh tho hgHnt now IN
about m hour and q half. Tho boy left 10 rouse
up tho ne1Bhborhood, to tled hn1t dozen WIN
had not yet heard tho story OF tho "tnycntion'
Whom ha WAS ab1eut, froqnant stlmnIants had 10
DO given tho agent TO prevent blnl from fain.
lug. Shortly. tho boy returned, aay!Eg nut
no moro neighbors could be found. ss easS
had al gone on an excursion. The husband on
hearing this WAS in despair, but hs hui! fha
aBont repoat tho story TO him couple OF 1ner.
couple OF timea to tho boy aud once to hsGte!t
When be had tintshed, be Was 30 tAr nxhAnsiei
~ to bo unable to sit ur.
4 f1ndlsh smile atoio aetosa the features ot
the husband as he said: ..
"Young mnn have hoped for this moEaeni.
lava been hauutod almost to death Nv nkehtt
Tho 1set man that cano hlong sHindioh ma ohs
OF %, aud l then TOOK terrible oath woula %
re7engad Upon tho next man that Attempted 70
Beduco mo. Know, then, that I have induced
thcBe parspnB, who hAyo hatonsato your s!e'
qusnce, to cotnein that might turn your oHn
weapon againet you. 9ou have thkea yoAsse!
DEATH thank Heaven. hare sacsesasa' y ana. a..
revenge. You can live busa fow momonts loni.
r., bus bofora sou die pray you To repeat asaf1
that Well-knoWn story -.
Tho agent bfaeel himself up agalost ths sldp
Of the room, glass Of water was given hlno' e1a
"You 500, have double-d -duple1-"
And he was dead. -.
the Jury 1eturnlng verdict that TUG dscesae1
came to bis death by too much ctrcumlocu!fon o.
tho Jaw, aud they contributed thes tees 70 w
husband, and caused diploma to be aWafoeo n'a H.
- testimonial os the good he had dons 'o9
public,
Any enc now passing Annson attesl cap ~ tes - >
sign hung on the front door OF nne'looo7h
mansion, which roads:
AaEN7s, BEWARE.
How m 1lonkoyH Arc Captured.
How sro monkoys caught? Tho apa iasnal7