The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-01-09
BUDGET OF FUN.
Young Hoods on - Lnrk.'


bloods-yoaag boods. You have seen
ooung blood. lie is the son Of his father
and his father was rich He is called g;
blood because he bleeds the old man! The
young blood tolls not neither Goes he spin
but his head spins once in while He also
spins around with the boys, and among the
girls frequently. Well, there were four OF
them. 1t was Sunday night They had been
out to Rinkle's and they were going home on
the 81. Charles rock road. They sat IN two
seated buggy drawn by dashing team OF
bays. Presently they came to large open
common, at the intersection OF the rock road
and the kings highway.
Here an episode occurred You have seen
an episode!
1t is something sudden. ...
And so unexpected.
1t seizes you with an OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
YOU with awe In this instance the episode
mashed noses.
4 countryman was driving home in low
truck wagon, drawn by an aged and method
ical mare The young bloods came dashing up
with their prancing bays. The young bloods
were berry But the countryman had about
two drinks of whisky in him, and hence had
the advantage.
A gill of whisky contains the same amount
Of fight as a gallon of beer-and then it is so
The young blOOds drew REIN and the coun-
tryman hollered Whoa, The v. b. asked the
C. If he could tell them where they were 90
ing
The profane C. told them 70 ego to the Old
Bowl"
Then one of they b. said: You're black
ljarH
At this the countryman laid down his lines
and got out of his truck wagon right into the
middle of the road, and made a speech as
follows;
You ROSTERS has lit on the wrong fence,
Just one Of you stay In the wagon and hold
the horses, and the other three get right out
mere! can lay all the dust between here
and town with ye! Oh! Pm the Teller that
can keep the flies off! I'm better than mus
keetcr bar! just one of yer hold them horses
my old mar IL stand without hitchin'-and
The balance jist waltz to Joseph, right here
now! Come on! Git outn
And the iratc countryman announced his
iirm belief in the canine parenage of the
young bloods. Then lie danced and pranced
up and down the road, and kicked at the
horses ears, and gyrated his long arms, and
threw his old SLOUGH hat high up IN the air.
ooh! I'm catamount, / am! | like toI
be stopped in the middle of the road, l do!
I'm four year old bull PAWN up big clouds
right on. of the ground, am! I'm a whole
menagerie of royal Bengal tigers and cage
'ull of grizzly bears! I've fit in ring,
have! Get out say, and I'll show you
where you're goin' =
Then three of the young bloods pulled off
their Goals, and accepted the pressing invita-
ton. The other sat in the buggy and held
The horses, He was the lucky one! He
could 60 and see his girl the next night, if he
wanted IN and have N foil hor that bp
had been to the base ball match and got hit
with the ball The best place IN that vicinl-
y was IN the buggy, holding the horses
Well, the three bounced out. Then the c.
set those arms going, and the three imagined
that the hot spell had brought on a tornado,
accompanied by an earthquake and cnlivened
1y rapid strokes of lightning!
The c. seemed to have about fifteen fists -
'I'll tell you where you're goin'n he yelled,
rs the first of the three tried to climb the
fence near by.
'Thar's where you're goin" he Yelled as
the second of the three executed back som
orsault into the ditch
An this is the way for you TO travel . he
yelled, as the last of the three tried to balance
himself on his nose in the middle fthe road !
He started for the lucky fellow in the wa
gon holding the horses, but the lucky fellow
ict the horses go and got out of the way.
Then he made another speech as follow
oh, am an earthquake, | am! I'm a vol f!
cano right from the bowels Of the earth Give
me some more nuts to crack! Give me room |
Give me some raw meat to chaw upn
Then the three slid off behind the fence, !
down to where number four was holding the |
horse, and they slid softly into the buggy, and
the buggy slid softly into town, and the three
slid furtively into the drug store. They had
been out to see the base ball match and got
hit with ball. They knew where they were
going during the balance of the trip At all |
events they did not inquire of any more
countrymen quietly driving home in truck
wrgons.