The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1875-09-09

Tbs Corners .hev red the speeches uv
II ~" mos, Ole Bill Allen and that other
a;lcje., patriot, Gen, Samyooel Cary, Nv
STi" nm the momenchus subtle NV More
HI ' M they hev bin worked up to a
',,,e ne ab,loo, madnis, The Corners
, .aii., the zane ez all other impecoonius
,a,,1,ile-tfiiy want More Money, and the
H. ii Honest Ole Bill Allen, that, to git
II ali VOC he'd to do wuz to ishOo II, filled
", Il ij!es nv fnanse eggsackly. 1t Is sim.
v rfI.ctooaI, and czily understood.
ri determined to put the idee into prac-
,i,s md to that end sejested to my friends
W, Tl' o r, nv a bank NV ishoo, un-
J'C me name and title Nv "The Unlimited
Ti' and Confidence Company Nv Con-
ielrit X Roads
io'o i, bnt FINELY succeeded, | ex-
, ,i,iocj TO the people that more money
w ,ranlI be an advantage to the debtor
o J wieh. ca ninc.tenths NV EN- wus in
J'I IN B,.com, settled em. They hailed
U ~i,b iny any movement that wood wipe
o,,t ,beir scores aud give EN- new credit
nthis bar.
IT, r., Bl.com and them ez | intended to
bcr IN the management, | showed that
more money meant increased trade, and
., the money wood all be ishOod on our
credit, il woodent cost anything but the
nrinlins; We coOdent lose anything. So
Inc Bank wua started, ! wuz made Pres
dent I.saker Gayitt, Cashier; BascOm,
Vice President; with a Board Nv Dlrec'
fora consi.tin Of Kernel McPelter and the
venerable Deckin Pogram, We put tho
Deekin on becoz he Is bald.headed, and
therefore respectable. Ills bl1nia Is TO
Sit in the front window recdin an in
4 ,shen paper. 1t inspires confidence
700 have to watch him to keep him from
heyin the paper upside down, but in this
community that don't matter, e1 very few
know the difference more'n he does.
II wn4 forchnit that our bankin room
vualokatid immejitly under the printin
oili., Cz we kin let the printed notes wieh
We lshoo down to the Presidents desk by
a rope. 1t saves labor, wIch is great
pint In an instOOshcn like ours.
The theory on witch our paper is
iishOOd Ia very simple. Tho Company
ishoo it and the people take 1t, We hov
no time fixed for redemshun, for the beau
ty Nv tho biznis is that we don't meyer in.
tend to redeem. Our notes reeds;
"The Unlimited Trust and Confidence
Company Of Confedrit Y Roads (Which Is
in tho State Nv Kentucky, promises to
pay the bearer One Dollar"
We don't say when, where or how,
and therein Is the strength nv the enter
prise.
Our first ishoo wiz reserved with some
llcsilaslCn.
"Whcrc is our sCCOority% demanded
one farmer to whom We offered 1t in pay
menl for load nv wheat.
Faith in the company" | anscred,
Iookin at him pityinly. "Gazc onto that
face | remarked, pIntin Mt Deekin Pc.
gram, who ruthrr spilled tho cneck by
6rushin of hy that he'd lifted on his
nose "lOoll at that face aud then ask for
"Whcn IL il to be redeemed?' askt nn-
other.
"ltnever wants to be redeemed" wuz
ny anscr. ave shel be libral. and when
note wears out we will give 700 another.
Wat do 700 want II redeemed fur9 Money
.hood on faith needs no redempshun.
Ne buy yoor prodoose with it-yoo yoose
/ to buy your goods, and so 1t goes round
md round in a sirkle dispensin blessins
vherevcr it lites. IL long cz 700 take II
vat do 700 want Nv anything elsep
Another renarkt that Ii Suz his idee
bat paper money wuz all to BIZ redeemed
n gold.
Gold" / promptly replied, "is played
nL Gold Ii merchandise. Our Demo-
ratio brethren in Ohio hay desided that
Money Is simply promises to pay and that
don't matter on wat material that
,romise Ia stAmpt-whether gold, silver,
ron, shells, or copper. Weshel putourn
IN paper, cos It's tic cheapest. We shel
lev no cxtrayagance about this bank"
Pollock, the lllinoy diSturber, In the
most brOOtal manner refoOzed to tech 1t,
md consistently his blznla suffered. One
from Ohio followed SCOT, and
undertook to argoO ngin 80 much money.
lie asserted the heresy that addin to the
volume uvcurrency didn't add nothin to
ia power. Sedhe:
II will illustrate 80 the Corners will
700 take gallon Nv
whisky and add to II three gallons Nv
water. Wall vnn hav fntir 1nilnna In thu