St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-03-12
Squibs.

/ ''i"''N hlIh vi 'NIliihc>Dedlt, because II Is
Il CRATE barred.
The Lowell Courier says: {: We have
col prcd schools here at the North. At
any rate there is Brown university.
Ned No>e used To travel around Col
orado with Il performing bear, but a
/ great change came one dav last week.
and now th" bear travels around alone,
thinking over old times, and OCCASION
ally leaning up against Il Tree as il pang
shoots through his bowels. Ned is in
side that bear.
Mrs. Samuel Revolver Colt is going
To found an orphan ASYLUM" II he
asylum is intended for the orphans her
reVolvers have made, we should like to
know where she is going to find ii va
cant lot large enough for it.-Courier
JOUTHdt.
kansas, the State of Pomcroy, the
western home of bribery and corruption,
the land of the imSatiate graSShopper,
has raised its voice on behalf of Kel-
logg and Sheridan. The only wonder
Is that il did not speak up sooner
COuieI' JOHJndI.
An old fashioned couple who were
waiting at the Central Depot recently
to continue their journey west ward,
were stI0lling up Third street and
gazing around, when the woman espied
one of the street ears of the city rail-
way line. which happened to he empty
"' IT," moment: hat Il hoss car"
replied her husband To her query. so
'il''' Il moss ear, e' she mused,
mounting the step and looking in.
"NclI. now, who'd ever think that
."'H 20 anu IN T.. up r;''S 1S nice us thls
w INV III '''' 'eSS'
Not bad story comes from the Say
age 'Ihh, London, hHt II does not seem
clear VIII" inst made the joke. A
savage was standing on the steps at
Evans Hotel. Covent Garden. where
the club Is now located. when gentle
man came up To him and asked him if
lleie We @ stn''rilia'i WIN Oh" eye
h.''nr'! ii.. " '',N'' III the Sl"o' d2h
h''", ''Hl''u,u ."e '7'>'Se, "hat
''> ',i' '''n' Ut MS o''''' eye
I""%hNeeps'e parent lately IN
"":'" '.""PH Ho"nSSier l" make
qu''' d "cr''H "lT'i vi nn'h"i meat cakes
an" n.'P'e ii'"'lS>'S' nut 'ne iaI,er ,
Tio''. !" I' ''ne ~" oi squills. Inc
10y >"'' ne ''""Siit s"'iietnihS 'lieu
t,IJ H., -, ,.,+ IN l,H ,'t,'I
n,.;,;u'
,"'" me man lnS's's 'nI' lie saw
>'i,Ae io,'H lee' rols ana as pig
I"''"" ~ "a!'e' vi Mh'She4. a pref
200" S'Ar' insect mat we nave no
i"""I 'h'' ne SiW IT, "uI ne unques-
'''i"H t.n, 81" .h ,ne o'i.a r, =. Mnlshe! pe
reasnn,I,Ie Snmah"w "''''
w,
on'H Mo;i'I ''nii az no mas not,
s"I'ie 'nn '.ine ., III us ne picheu such
lar and faIt his h,,rt he,t RI. ;ctar
for il Or r,zad nnnn ., tro1s Iatd
AWAY in some nook nnJ not teIt tbs
influence of tender n,an,orias oil,
:, vnm,r.S hair and ,.ot ,ra 5n,,,t IL.
il in =, hiscuit
wv
~ "" VI !" Iu''Se III washington
" Wy IN - ~ sn."ii ''ia' lie never taxes
.hn,, g. 1"." M,'.iou. .T,o 'ne Lear "i "e'ng ura"n
~ ~, '., II 'sn n"">eii"i'', VINO was selt 10
,,'i' .,l'I :" -I!.ieu';i -; ~ "irhel' i"unu ilm
t'S"Scu III ~, mS'nT d tno'ii piuSh. rs
ne '"i''i,iS 'SNfu 'Ht iaGH' les
una h"'. ",rt''iF mes just sharpening
MS .'''"
he Omaha Bee Is writing up the
history "i the gra>>horrcr. Nehraskas
natural enemy. and gives the gratifv-
ing Information that the dc>troNers for
got I" lay eggs last fall. Consequently
there will he no necessity for grass
hopper fund another season.
All the axes and buck SAWS found in
the ruins If Pomp,ii are of lirlr make
a> if constructed for woman's Use.
Those old aucieuts knew what tbeir
little business was.
y,,,.u ,l,.. .,.., d..I >. ,a,..
.,.ra i,,,t,. s,,,ti,7',,,t, So t';.;
\Ihen - imam !. In.,,;nr or.r ft ,h., n.,DI.
tanr,. ,rIi,mn g, ,oiohI,.7r hnv' L' ,a'iS
.laJ III. I,t, ,I,', - I,I,I ~. Nv Mo.'u
| Louisiana. il distmbs him to have his
wife veil from the kitchen. Look :.
here are Won rnninr win th,t hnckat
of water or shall | stnn and 500, 70
you - lJjI,ruuE,e Sentinel
Son.. ,,.I.. ; Il. MI,
= L,'5;,.rI'' -, Nv w. i'i i"'h
HIM ,han ho A"e"
,h, vir,,;,,i, En,..-,,,;,, ,J p''i',' w. i'a
,''" nv was
s;t ~, .t'l;,"r;', t77.Ii' J t,,Li T Mou''
I W IN ~
were vaitiu~ for conv and
when reminded nt his dut, nv. tho fore
man. wouId say. This ynrLinp Letwoen
meals i killium mn, '" And h,. wa. tho
hcalthicSt man in the TerIitory.-Oak-
i"Hd 1rib"ne.
In one of our public schools Yesterday
Johnny and Jimmie got into quarrel
and were called M for il. He stole