Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1875-07-25

Nor every one in Carson who reads
the samptunry and anti-phlosis,ic eulo-
gies pronounced by Father Mighels upon
certain sody fonnting in that town ap-
preheuds the extent Of true inwarIness
therein displayed. We merely suggest
to readers OF the APPEAL, ard per force,
of the continued and continuous nara
tives abont said gaseous compound, that
the syrup used by Mghels is not labeled,
but Is confined in black bottle, and
only issued on prescription. So dis
courseth the lean and envious stipendi-
airy who does the Office of SUI pIy-pipe to
that fountain OF vickedness and deprav-
ity, the Gold Hill Nt,cS. The mlld-eyed
maiden, Truth, had Lo attractions for
the proprietor OF that paper, SO he took
to Lyon. 1t is he who thus presumes to
asperse the character and ontpourings of
Nr. Willis distributing reservoir Of gas
eoEs deli9Ltsomness. He is an elol-
gated maigner, and if he were a little
further drawn ont he would be of the di-
mersions though not Of the rpIess and
useful character OF clothes liner. How
the depraved do misinterpret the motiy
of the virtuous The fact is We don't
care anything for sody water, even on
the warmest day. When We do drink it
we drink out OF compliment to Mr.. VII
lis, and to set the example. Moreover,
We have been experimenting. We VEN
ture, who perhaps should not, to say.
that our readers have found much to ad-
mire and be grateful for in our fountain
Gus essays. They have come from the |
very faWcet and thumb valve of inspira-
ton. rs it were. Doubtless the critical |
eye has detected something akin to "a
fine frenzy" in the same. In this, in |
deed, lies the only shadow Of an excuse |
that the Ae,rS scrivener could have for |
bis covert charge that We are INSPIRED. by |
artificial siimulant. il a vinous. matted or
dlstlllated torn. Nothing could be fur
ther from the truth. We had long been of |
the opinion, that the alkaline principe
brought scientifically in contact with n
gwen acid "a gratultous potion Of lemon
syrup, for instance. would produce,
when applied IN judicions manner to
the gastric juices, an automatic fer
mentabIhty of the aiimentary duets
similar In character to that which is
observable in the selt-infusibility of
champagne and other wines of a sparl-
ling nature. In other words it occurred
to Us. (and We now make free and public
our discovery and its method). that the
gastronOmic laboratory Of the human
frame Uhe differentials in the situationJ
being given and admitted, might be
converted into champagne factory, or,
at least a machine for the facture
of Oregon cider with buzz
in it. The result proclams it
self. Il have deceived the birds, but
thou hast deceived an artist" quoth
the delighted Murillo when BY the .
cleverness Of one of his pupils pictures
he, Who had painted bunch of cherries
so perfectly that the robins came to peck
at them, was misled as to its authorship.
We. by the unmistakable glow of ill.,
sPiration which has resulted from our
experiment. have caused an hahiuaI ,
devotee OF John Barleycorn to mistake
our genuine and healthful enthusipes .
for such ethereal flights ss are known
and consunmated by those Who write as /
they drink nectar on high Olympus
and mighty mead in Valhalla:"
PREsBY1ER1AS CHURCH. = Preaching ,
and evening by Rev. Mr.. Field,
Sunday school at the usual hours.