Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-07-03

can be called y sure thing, BAN, dog
fills the bill in my Judgment.
You sec, n Ban-dog aint thing That
you've got to load, and prime, aud
keep creased and wiped out con
tinually. a Bun-dog is all Of that
already, and al the time, and Jest
awstching and awaiting for the sign
to talk holt You amt called on to
1ait till somebody knocks you first,
out Of respect for the law and you
amt obliged to hollor out, 81 AXE him
(or her, rs tic case may bc,) Tige
wien your fcclios gets hurt. All
you've got to do is jus: to wait until
you catch that Ban,dog's eye (andif
you are in the habit Of telling him 10
lay hold oftllings, you ncvcrha vc 10
wait long at IL timc) and when you
catch, his eye the next place you 10 k,
ne Will look too, and if there is any
i've thing a-occu'pying that spot, that
Ban-dog is going to make for il is
sure as fate, and if you don say
Come back" quick, thcrec'll be il
Ban:dog and some other animal, two
legged Or four, mixed in mortal broil
quicker than a cat can wink, or a
carpetbnggcr cheat a niggcr. The
beauty Of a Ban-dog is that he's got
no sense o accountability. Hes got
no moral sense. Hes gotno sense.
IIe jest rs soon bite contrary wilnncn
or bad children as 4; big MAJ. or 1, 1
stud horse.
II you've got a cncmy-it don't
make no difference mho-and YOU
signify that fact to your pet Ban dog.
that enemy becomes ai:s enemy, and
he is all the time awaitin' and aEopin'
Tor the siyn. Some dogs will bite men,
but they won't bite wimmep. Some
dogs will bite grown MP pcop.c, but
they won't bic children, good nor
bad.
son;c dogs Will bite strange people,
but not them that they know. But
gentlemen 'tain't SO with Il Ban-dog.
= Ban dog is bound to bite lest
whatever you tell him to bitc-nn,l in
my Judgment, that something that
ought 70 make ycu look upon him Us
81 friend i'll need and friend indeed.
There's wimmcn that will ngrivate
and Sis; you scandalously and you've
got no remedy unless you've got !,
Ban-dog. But if you've got Ban
dog YOU have good remedy, for you
can styn that dog TO "shct down" and
he'll DO it, or die. II its one Of these
skcery wimmen that can take warn
ming and Stand from under" when
'hlie finger ofiato shows in anything,
I.!apnld. am /, the dog only happens 70 get lis
teSstth teeSsttlh iull, iulll Of clothes; why you can jest
take him by the hindIcgs and pull
him steady, until you can get prize
between his jaws, and then lhcrc'Il be
no harm done, but a sight Of good.
But if il should happen to be one
Of these real prily, hard dis
courage wimmcn, that needs rcgcncr-
alton and nothing shortcr-why. when
you see that the Ban-dog aiu't got
nothing but clothes in his grinders,
you jest takes him by the lind-legs,
same as before, uud in place Of pullin'
him back steady, you shove him for
ward as if he had made a jump-like.
and this is one certain thing about a
Ban-dog you pull him back after
he lays hold, he jest only shuts his
eyes and falls into acute lockjnw, but
if, you shove him forward lie is sure
10 open his mouth and take III more.
N., B. This is rule with no cx-
coptipns.l Well, when you find that
he has mcat:ls well Us dry goods, you
brace back and Charge around and
pretend to be doing your level best to
balk providence, Until that strong
minded female falls into The right
frame. Of mind, an,l then you prize
open the Ban dogs jaws with y wedge
and takes him off sure enough