, 1875-11-07

| 1ue EQ0A IIto HooIoiScAs epIaPA-done
shine among the angels.
Young ladies with striped stockings in chuzc
chors are not SLOWED to sing hose, Anna!"
| Adage on the Public Worship act Those VIII
| play at vestments must expect suits.-Punch
| Evangelist Sankey's song, ''Einery and Niuo,
is SO popular that it will probably be mp to pa
presently.
4 bibulous old Frenchman said the reason b:
couldn't drink water was because it tastea SO o
sinners Bince the flood
Fifteen Thousand people will 20 to church t,
see q beautiful girl married, but II it rains OF
Sunday they Is amt we'll"
.'Bub, do You know this is Sunday ?
..Y-a-a-s." What are you dshing for, theu ?
Says, he sententiously, Mud-cats!"
certain English parson is said to have mad.
. bid for the. next vacant Biahopric BY preaching
before MI. Dlsraali sermon only sayen miaute
in duration.
Somebody in Georgia court "applauded,
whereupon the Judge Indignantly remarked
Now dry-up will let you know that this il
no camp-meeting."
tWbat does Good Friday mean ?" asked
one schoolboy Of anottAer- 50 You had better "a
home and read yonr Robinson Crusoa,'" ;" nas
the withering reply.
An Indiana man sa1d to Hble-agenr I'm
Christian, but ri be blamed il don't have to
grit nv teeth when the Ohio River is on level
With the top Of my corn"
Medium to spirit of Samson: .sWhat d'Ye
want 7" Spirit Of Samson to medium I NAE
w1shln WAS alive again just to ba pail
bearer to Guibord'a cof1inI"
Bud-Afamma, are people ashamed to cay
their prayers Parent Stalk-Why, no child
what put that into your head ? Bud-Well,
what do they hide their eyes for, then /?
A Missouri divine left the Lords vineyard to
be clown in oircns. HIS reasons we're that
three square meals day and 500 Per week are
pies, hay, and old clothes.
4 gentleman, questioning little bog, said
- When your father and mother forsake you,
Johnny, do you know who wall take you up 2''
= Yes, air," said he. !" And who :" said The
friend 1.-The police, vas Johnny'a reply.
4 few days ago Norwich man bought q
chest Of tea IN Providence, and on opening
found stone inside weighing nearly eleven
ponnds. He remarked that the weighs Of Pfou-
dsnce are very mysterlous.-Norsoioh bulletin.
for the first time, and on the Sunday following
was taken BY bis grandmother to church. He
ga4ed around ~ some wonderment for few mo-
ments. When the organisk began to play be
turned to bis grandmother and said: "Grand-
IS Why, nc, Eddie, this ia church" s.Weli." re-
piled the lltllo fellow: '' it's circus music any
way"
4 jail chaplain, finding prisoner exhibiting.
as he thought, elgns OF true religious conyic-
ton, gave him Bible, and afterTard exerted
hlmsen to procure 2 Communication Of his SEN
tence. Succeeding in the latter effort he in
formed the man Of his approaching I,beftY, His |
gratitude knew no bounds. He called him his |
deliyerer, ana, graspiug his hand at parting |
added "Rere is your Bible. I NAV az Bslt
return It to you, fol hope shall never want it
again."
A coloTed man who WAS lately resuscitated |
from What seemed death, hut was only ca1xlepsy, !
VAS entertaining his friends With the sights he !
beheld in the other world. Plenty coloked
oredren in Heaven. epec. Tom" il Oh, yes /"
said Tom. And how about hen-a1y down |
here I" asked another interlocutor. "0h, YES!
nassa, plenty OF dem cera too" "Apr whlte !
|olks, Tom :" Lord save usl dere amt no
md on EN-; but, By gosh. maasa, ebery white
nan done got y niger holdin' between him and
le fire."
"Uncle Pete WAS asked to subcribe so cents
o bis parsons 8 salary yesterday. "Cant do it,
tell ye. kaae dere's mighty hard times
proachin' on hyar!" oh no, Pete, de craps
y coed. and ws hab plenty money dis winterl"
lon'sa q fool! How kin dat be when 1 heer
III: Jeemes up der at the bank say dat de
;hlorato1ney Bank done busted, jis like dat
freedman Bank did? Can't scribe n1thiu',
oneJ, but III lend do preacher my wood-saw
nd buck ct he wauts to yearn. somefn." Tie
proposition Was not accepted.