The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-12-30
DEPARTMENT,

Deal DEPARTMENT.
Happy New Year s1@5S
Book out for 1876. ggs IFa ealu Z
ph the mud, the mud.
Have you::"sword' off?
|ce men arc waiting for their crop
mature.
EIince pies and chicken fixens gem
ply, are now in order.
Daylight isn't the only thing that.
troubled with the SHORTS.
The way to stop a paper is to come
d pay what you owe.
The time for shooting quail closes
Saturday next.
We had a green Christmas. Now
hat?
he Masquerade Ball done well and
10 Band is happy.
If Corporations have no soulsn
icy should cease to exist as bodies.
None but towards habitually color
Peir boards. The brave dye but once.
Are you engaged. for the coming
cap Year party, is now the question.
Happy New Year to all, and re-
pember the poor pay the printer his
ne, and keep your thoughts pure,
The weather was remarkably mild
hst week-soft as the opening of
Spring.
We r tired of hearing about
fcrooked whisky. Let's have it
traight.
1t has besuasked-4When rain falls,
loes it ever get up2s OF course it
hoes, in dewstime.
When aiawyer makes love, the first
Thing he does is to get out an attach
|ment.
Our Town Clock don't keep good
time, OF sIselall the watches around.
here + demoralized.
There was a considerable quantity
of Crooked Whisky in Eaton on
Christmasd day.
The Eaton Brass Band and the drum
and fife enlivened Eaton on Christ
mas day. nwnxzgzaa
1t would sbean insult to aYoung
Americas t0sas that they did not do
justice to Christmas day.
DIR. ALT. STEPHENS punched" his
friends handsomely on Christmas day.
Such RUM-bliug punches we enjoy.
A little more vigilance in the Off
GERS of Eatonwould be better for the
peace and quiet of the town.
AMa-L
A heavy storm passed oyer Eaton
on Sunday afternoon and the rain de-
scended in torrents
Is your life worth.25 cents? Ifitis
do not neglect a cough or cold. Use
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup at once.
The butchers had their Christmas
parade on Wednesday afternoon of
last week, aud made some stirzing
town. sE4 4zkEM ssss
NextssatufdaY is The last day for
paying taxes, owing TO the accommo-
dationsofT Treasurer WHIrEsmE.. He
extended lifetime.
For the beautiful ink stand that
now decorates our editorial table, we
are indebted 10 friend Morris Sturm,
as a holiday surprise.
A knowledge of the amount ex-
pended for presents in and around
Eaton, would not indicate ahard
times,n
JoHN IANDERs bottle of pure Ca
tawba on Christmas was just the arti-
Gle to settle Turkey. Everything that
Mr.. Lansst Eeensisnpmber one.
Christmas was beautiful day over.
head inEatoni and the streets and
sidewalks of our city were thronged
withsola and young enjoying the fes-
tivitfes of the day.
If1his mild weather centinues.we
may look out for a new crop of fruit.
OldProbs.may. however kick up a
changezbefore This item meets the.eyeI
of haifour Headefs,
If Ioeofrudeboys abouttewnDgot
their dues. personal safety wonldsre-
quire tllem to wear breastsplates in
the seat of their trousers.
The Drug and Book Store ofM1-
CHAEL s. Son has been tastefully de-
corated and trimmed with evergreen
for theshoiidays.zz va .
For abontthree days after The LIST
of Januarys dealers intobacco and
whisky MAJ slook for a dizziness in
their trade. T~hat,szabout as long as
the "swears Off will last.
Probably one of the most trying
times in a mans life is whenhe IN
PRODUCES his second wife, seventeen
years old, to his daughter, who ispast
twenty.
The weather last week was exceed
ingly achild like and blandn forfhe
season Of the year: The cid hens
around here, supposing it was the
opening of spring, went to "eluck-
ing. Tf,v
: Old maids should pipe up their
courags and take fresh hold, the
whirligig of dump leap year