The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-06-10

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Ohio Republicans are in favor of a
third term. .
The "rag wagons" have been doing
a brisk business around Eaton lately.
The gentle loafer begins to seek the
grateful awnings shade.
The trade in fans and cool drinks is
very good just now.
Electioneering whisky will soon be
in demand.
How many will be coaxed into the
wire-worker's County Convention?
Wanted-for Grant and all his Of
fice-holders-a life lease on the public
funds.
The Town Clock refuses TO go on
stick" We wish some of u sub
scribers would emulate its example.
The mineral waters of the two pub
lie wells in Eaton, are now being an
alysed by a person fully competent
perform the work, and we will give
the result in a week or two.
A law of last winter changes the
number ofjurors before a Justice of
the Peace from six to twelve. 1t
would be well to remember this.
The city fathers are putting in a els
tern that will hold fifteen hundred
barrels, in front of the Court House.
Eaton will soon be well supplied with
water.
Strawberries have made their ap-
pearance, but no printer can afford to
luxuriate upon them at the present
price.
According to the Millerites, the
world will come to an end, Tuesday,
june 18th. We are ready for the
racket"
1t Is pretty well ascertained that
hay-fever-so called-is induced by
the habit of snuffing the fragrance of
flowers and shrubs. People who don't
like flowers won't get the hay-Cever.
"Shoo4ly" boarding house is the
an Cuff Lockwood has given his
new hotel on south Barron street. We
suppose he means that no flies will be
hashed up in his victuals this sum-
MGR.
The Eaton Brass Band serenaded
the town on Saturday evening last,
seated in a fouT-iu-hand from the Liv-
cry of Wyatt s. Oxer. The boys n
derstand how to enliver the town.
Bullyl
We understand there are twelve
Republican candidates for Treasurer
and eight. for Auditorl Golly, the
decrease of.the salaries increases the
ofice-seekers! Give the crank ar
other turn. r.--a
Bathing is a pleasant and healthy
amusement, and one which should be
frequently INDUCED in, but the boys
and young men who do so in Seven
mile on Water street during twilight,
should be supplied with bathing suits
out of pure modesty!
An exchange delivers itself'as fol-
lows: When one 10 oks around and,
sees hundreds ofdough-heads getting
rich doing nothing, while he is work
ing like a slave for his daily bread, it
makes a fellow think and feel that the
butter cfthis world is spread by a
step-mother:
A gentleman delivered a temper
ance lecture in the Methodist Church
on Friday night last. An effort was
made to organize a Temperance socie-
ty in Eaton. but when put to a vote
there was not a single syea" in its
favor! 1t was deferred for two or
three months, (until after the election
of course,) wEen the lecturer promis-
es to be in Eaton again. Where is
the crusade?
The case of DIR. Dun, a Druggist of
Hillsboro, o., who was "crusaded" so
severely last summer and brought
suit against the. participants, has just
been decided, and the crusaders null
ced into a cost of about$leO0,00l The
legal luminaries that Endorsed this vi
olation of private rights and law in
Eaton, should study the opinions of
the Court well. The "prayists" pay
severely for their amusement.
There is some talk of a stock COM
pany being organized in Eaton, for
the purpose of purchasing and i'm
proving the splendid and valuable
springs in and around our city: 1t
would be one of the best moves that
could be made for the advancement
and rep Itation of Dur place, and we
hope that those who are contempla-
ting it will go ahead without delay.
There are a good many dogs owned
in this little town, and the breeds run
all The way through from the crusty
pull to the noisy terrier and playful
lap dog. We rather like o real nice
dog, but unhappily that kind do not
seem to be at all popular around here,
and we have probably as ugly an as
sortment of dogs among us as ever
sneaked the bones out of a butchers
basket and dragged them-to somebo-
dy's door step to grease everything
all over. We would like to trade of
some of our ugly ours for some nice
ones, and give about two hundred to
boot.
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