The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1875-12-07
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are specially desired by Young men and
we're discovered sure years
Restoa Meas.
Two huaifed words . minnts ID :
Mood5's linguistic pace, but We know q
woman who could distance him Ii fifteen =
minutes anil show no signs of distress.
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A COW belonging 70 Sflss Bsvs, Of
Vermont, ''ate five skeinsr Of Mrs hA
carpet yarn, six Knots in q skeinJ the
same being hung on olothesline, -
dry" and nov they dont,know whether
it is best to keep the COW as COW or to
weave her up into carpets
AUwinter cane" has been fuvented I'm :
Paris for gentlemen only. It is long,
holo " tube, and, before the sweIl 6WAr
er goes out'on his promenade, It. hi filed.
with a chemical preparation, xhich, gen , :,
crates heat, and keeps the hands warm
for hours. .N "
A gentleman riding upon horseback
came upon an Irislman who was nfic.
ing In d most barren and deSeiale piecc :
Fof hand. WHAT ore yon fencing IN that,
hot for, Pat7' he ,asked 80 herd Of n cat. !.
tile would starye 10. death on that land, !" :.
IAN sure, yer honor" replied Pat,
wasn't ! fencin' it il, to kspe the poor
bastes out av it Z"
YES" be said, dreamify, ave e arc a.
ways striving for a subjective goal. nUn:
consciously, it may se. but still we
tstrive. ypWeieah over the verge, OF the
infinite. longing to. grasp, ,its, myssaries, !,
and rest in the profundities of.its im-
mensity." eyes" she replied, thought
fully, "but. John, would you mind 2my
putting brown patch on ..tbe. seat OF
those old black pants ofsyuurs f,r'SA
Three Vice Presidents isbe(ore Mr,r
WILSON, have died in oMee-+ George,
Clintons Who held lhe Office (sueceedjng..
Aaron Burrl during Mr. Jefierson's Sec Sec
tond term ard The fret term 81 Nj MAJ
|ison; Mr.. ElbFfdge Gerry, Who hsEf iss
in Mr.. Madisen's second term, su1s VIII. !;
liam R. King. Of Alabam& Nice ,Rrsai.I,
dent under Franklin Fierce.
A British Baronet recently failed, and
his assets are thus enumerated by .,tha.,
Trustees "a railway rug much worn, .
set Of onyx studs, a pencil-case, an ope-
|ra-glass out Of order and useless, psir
of gaiters worn ont, gnn.eleauer7 and
cartridges extractor, a fIsl,ing- g-rod, J a silJ
yer wa'ch, three pairs Of sorated stockc.
lings nui a5laptcru; slso9ethur N0rth,
about 500"
Here is Darwinism cropping ont even
among, children A little iiye-year.old
friend, who was always allowed to ckoo4e
the prettiest kitten for his pet and plSy.
mate, before the other nurslines wefot
drowned, was taken to his mother q sick
room the. other morning to see .two.tiny /,
new twin babies He looked refIectiye- !.
ly from one to the other for minute or
two, then, poking his chubby fHSer int0r
the cheek ofsthe plumpest baby, be said, o
decidedly y:tSave this one.'a III ,t,;,,..,o,
At recent funeral of Dani,drx5
man. says the News, zone Of the neigh.
bors,f female Of a, very: syuiuathsic
nature, was SO deeply affected, Al To- ,ss,
tract the attention Of those present.. The
wife Of the deceased, a,tall, raw-boned
woman, noticing The attention paid 20
| the neighbor,. finally approached ber,.
and in, q hoarse whisper, indicative 0f
the most intense disgust, demanded
lew ho is running this funeral, you or
me p The sympathetic neigh6or dried
her tears. igl. 81 5ag tieE 81 .ipnsloIl
A rat, which was caught and isettsefefy
bitten by cat the other day i'd Detroit.t
sqnealed so piteously that two ofoits
companions came out Of a. hole ,in the,
wall and attacked the common epemy
with great savageness. The cat, howey.
er, stood her sground, and With one paw
on her captive. madeF euch desperate
fight that soon drove, the assaulsine.p pars.
lty back to their hole wounded and in,
fconfusion. She then calmly finished
her meal s gs''' = ss'a s'''I
A drag driven by an elegantly nttised
lady, and with trim and neatly dressed
colored boy petched on the footman's
seat behind, was passing through the
streets, when it was espied By an Old sss,
gro woman. '..Bress de Lordsn she ex-
claimed. raising her hands as she spoke.
i"Bress de Lord. never 'spected to see
dat. Wonder what dat cullud Young
! gemmsn pays dat young white oman
iur driven dat kerridgeS / know;d it'd
come, but never. .'specled To- ib,o Gee it.
Dis nisga's ready to 60 way now" ,,,s
i A powerfully built young lady from
Ghosts Gulch walked into dry goods
lstore at Canon City, Col, the other day,
I and blowing her nose and wiping 1t on
her shoe heel, inquired Of the bachelor
clerk: "Do you keep hose, young .fel.
Ter ~ Yes, ma'am,. ,.all kinds Was the
reply; and pulling down a. couple sof
boxes of hose,he held q pair up TO view.
/ She looked straight at him, tafEed iJed,.
and overhowed with the remark ,"You
blasted fool, them's stockin's-I want
hoe" He referred her to the hard Ware
store. efss Is as9a sIpftiio 10
A striking instance Ct the fatal BOW.
er of drunkenness to accomplish the
ruin of . once respectable family Was
seen at Denbigh, in Wales, the other
i|day, when John Simon, the parish clerk,
was found dead in his chair in the hitch.
en-. AT the time Of the inquest the
widow was so drunk that she could not
give her evidence In their house there
was no bed nor bedclothes, and the par.
erts, with their five children, were obi
ged to sleep in one room on rage stuffed
with shayinss. .t5,.-, ,.s,ii -.
i On the 10th inst, Christopher Capelle,
a resident Of this city. departed thia,lifs
at the advanced age OF ninety seven
! years. His was . chequered Career
;. He served under the flrst Emperor M.
/ ipoleon through all his campais sns,, and
q was wounded at Moscow and Waterloo.
Il He held Napoleon's horse at the storm.