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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

IT. Thaypr.

The gold clique made no demonstration to-day
against borrowers of cOn and on gold loans the rates
were fiat, ], 2, and per cent for borrowing, and
per cent for carrying. The Foreign Exchange market
was nominally s. s7l2 and 81 90l2 the actual rates
for business being 81 S6l2 and 81 s90$4 S0l2. At
Washington the Customs receipts were $3sO,OOO.
and Internal Revenue receipts $45O,OOO, the
Treasurer receiving 81, 100 600 National bank notes
for redemption. The Assistant Treasurer paid out
e,O0Oin coin interest and 800 in called Five
twenties The days operations at the Gold Exchange
Bank were az follows: Gold cleared, $37,554, 900;
gold balances, $l,O17,l21; currency balances,
$1,332, 7S6. The principal gold quotations were:
1900 ..llet ilso.li6h 100 ll6,4 3o..ll8iI
i930 .'iiiSSt 100 ii6t 1870 llGi4 800 .ll6l1
The days business at the u. S. Treasury com.
prised
Geld recepts sS4a0s7 70 Curry paymentssl 576s45 70
Gold pay 327s24 S. Curry balance a gi IN aS
Gold BALANCE. 6a.55I Ml q Customs SSo0o0 20
cory receipts... 2O5s,slU 80
The Treasury balances at the close of business 10.
day are as follows: Currency, $l,77O.OOO: coin.
$82, ZOO, 900; les coin certificates, $2l, 100000
We appex closing EQUATIONS Of foreign exchange:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

NAVAL STORFS-here moderate inquiry for STRANGE
the tone so not aS.e * II loo SS
bbls various kinds TO arrive AZ co., oe small lob
y s 3 for Warrington @ r wilmington nr 3S9o
en Of the S St s S" and nominal at 81 free board
Iaiar-200 bbls 1" Rosin on private terms ,. Tin
o ot but ri' s sas S at hands
Lard u and weak a a. ae for 70 NO. Menhaden
scarce and firm other oils quiet 49,, D., 1,,o ana
PETRoLEUMThe market y Eeaser cI t the we
aaoa Rsnned at Pie asked for May and iH% t
f2c for June - case i1 Tor ne Naphha is
easer and dull at Sc prompt A. philadelphia iSned
aa fsss a .aaiss for s.S
supply received TO day are as follow & a. s
TGid@s at e 81 At Tss Srs
al I'll g5 a I S"r 9H %la "s II lo p@snts
s seller 's is selling prompt delivery at
1900 bb in bulk have been sold and also 'ooo '''
Pork market is heavy though d larry
59 bb Mes od lat p a. S bis S PRIME GT &ess
I 9 30 so SS I'D Family s2a 800 seller Juns
SSs az TesE 5Ily VI bei
quiet sales OF 80 bbls at for Extra asdo ioT he
Beef Hams and I se ac%s an a very heavy
pieces at logloac for smoked ss 1903 BeSs
l' Ssk $40 tsf ey Fs4'f i2se
l2,c 5o boxes fat Backs at l2osiSe o, Bacon Bacon
steady Sat 9n dss sf heavy VI and fair
ply good 9c for CITY Lard Is inactive ana weaEfI Goss
s and sn,a nie s tss n go tcs Refined
Continent supposed at l5c 100 cs 90 or havana ~
I9F e 800 cs seller July 5aal5lsc 1000 tcs seller
fair business IasSR for E GhSes sb gnde les
state rules about steady elsm H TUE ~ o yar
msy Of stock arriving bulk which white and lacks
soy owing to the absence OF goOa = mhroved By
public sale some 800 hrklns Ola "eSterh Dioush'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21
The bids for stocks at the close of the Exchange

Another heavy break has occurred in the San
Francisco stock market, the cause of which is not
known here. The following quotations of April 80
and May 10, II, and 10 show the extent of the de-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

Six shares Fourth National Bank stock sold at
100; Importers and Traders t5O) at 2ooi2; Mer-
chants (52) at 1876 and Bank of State of New-lork
l5lat1I2. The following are the bids:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

For future delivery the market is dull at decline Of
aac. 70. Sales az follows, all on basis of Low Mddling
Sales Yesterday after mMay. 100 1Gigc June. 100
tec 1900 16irc July 900 lGs2c; 300 l6'isc; August
700, l6,sc 400 l6'i c september 800 6se 100 l6'e
bales Yesterdays closing PRICES May lGls@ 6isc June
september i6os.c; October l5ilsd l5Saaac; Noven
ber l57ssoljSIsc; becembcr l5l7s2a15ia2c January,
ApG l6hal6'Jec; market qgc d and steady Zoo sales
1919 &C. 200, iec Zoo Ire; 500 l6c; July
500 I6'2Ic; i4oo i6c 1000, l6'1gc 300 l6isc; 500,
l6seac; 6isc; l4O0 Gs2c August 100 16'syc $500
lG,roc 700 lGssc 200 lsssc 200 l.c September 400
IGie; 200 IGdsec; October 900 1j2a2e. December 200
15sIsc; March, 200 l6c 200 Gasc total 2l1OO bales;
grand total $500 bales Exchge-l6c paid to exchange
100 for August.
FLOUR AND MEAL-The Flour market opened dull and
heavy for all grad w the OF choice Family brands
valued IS 30 and upwards shipping brands heavy
Choice brands fairly active at the concession for the W.
Indies the market is inactive but heavy for al
Spring Wheat Extras weak for Winter Wheat but firm FOR
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

sE-The market has improved somewhat from its de-
rred state shippers still little desire to operate
though they making more inquiry only strictly 9hoGe
move nj ALL medium qualities OF all makes dun skin IS
unstable there very little Western New Factory arriving
nues in considerable stock dull and decidedly lower We
quote: $4,000. %, GA. r..,
Nevy Stote Prime fine. ...12 dl3
10 Fancy for Ext l2l2613i2 Old state Factory,
Fair 10 Good ......ll 0l3 common TO fair. dl2
stin 5 Extra Western. dIO
old state Factory Western do,
tne 10 Il dlilo to fine. oil
picE Stock OF RangOon this evening 5000 bags.
There il only small trade passing unchanged figures
Small sales Of Carolina were made AT I4dS4c Ioi lar U
choice Louisiana at 620 &c Tor low 10 prle grades anu
RangoOn At 6l2c. -, - , .,....,
nomnaly unchanged ll40l2c for Western and state,
~ so f'r Timothy and 81 SOds2 for Domestic Flax.
STEARIN-The market is quiet, but prices are steady at
lJ3,c. for Western and l6c for CITY. .
SUGARS-The movement in Raw Sugars sun very small
and the the recent decline sales OF 300
hhis Cuba Muscoyado Good Far to Good az Ssastc %
hhs ri bags Centrifugal sold some time since.
previously reported on private terms; We quote
nominay. Good Refining Cuba at SdSl4c; Prime
do AT Sc Centrifugal hbds and boxes, Sd9sc; and No.
IL BOX tayed s3c Refined IL quiet and at unchanged
6gnres SId9c soft Yellow 03d l0c for Soft White;
Iic Crushed; lc. for Powdered and lO7sGllc. for
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

COTTON-The business spot cotton has been only limited
Transactions made at easier prices Receipts at
shipping ports today 1863 bales this day last week,
bales this day last year 27S bales consolidated %
receipts 2713 bales Great Britain % S53
bales exports g. Continent. "a, LOG bales
Quotations based standard Of classification IN force Sept
lS4 aud Upland Cotton IN store running In quality not
more than hall grade above below the grade quoted
Ordinary 1is Strict Good Ordinary l54 Middlng. lGs
Good ord. 1914 Low Middng 10 Good Mil.l7a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21

The Philadelphia stock market is steady; Pennsy-
vania 6s, third issue, 1928 Philadelphia and Erie
Railroad 2Oos; Reading Railroad, SO; Pcnnsyl-
vana Railroad, 50l2; Gold 1164.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21


sourP Dbl .....sS s0aSi 90 ONO Ext Trade -oz.o .,
S sH ia ia 90 90 w hits Wheat 1 'OdsO ~
W.T. 1@T 5 n$ asa S' pa a@S s En- so do sSs
Minnesota Extrs, Extras. -. G COO 50
Minnesota New . Extras. .....,... GOA 80
0s ssns TO S GStS; s Esi.' sd Ss
Ext Amber Ind, oChoiceo Extra 55S 80
Ohio, and Mich: 900 @ 30 Minneapolis Fan - . -
Ills superfine. 4 SOG . 90 Mnnpolis New
Ohio Rnd Hoop, Profess. $50 IS
but choice Family r the close the market is quiet
We quote: o,
Fat, Alex and ,cxn MIXED to Good sapr soa 90
Bait. Aiey and d'town Extra and Family s5g 3 go
Richmond Extra. S9@ g
Balinor, Howarls brands $50 IS
Ke Flour quiet steady Of quote
E ys Flour Flour s Ms,,en Fine and 4Sss 80
tspr ,Sa 60
1880 @o SS; Ms Me J Gn.is; ,,aaqo
CORN CORN Meai. Western sSS 20
$::$ $ $: $ $:;;i: &:
Corn Meal. Golden Ear. ................... 44Og
ss i Cos Meal q 4Oss o. Ground
ia only aminutve business passing
esssvs supply must be Considered strong though
the carerns way there moderate demand Grain and
petroleum tonnage and rate. somewhat sitter owing
snsass%sn'. neade 70 il~esdS By ss ran "cmlnay
and By So; 50 tons % 3d. to LSao at I ali
SS s to by sSoS
Saf from rIilaaelpnis to German hauc q with S" 200
S Sst 20 FsfS.sr With and Ai S
% S nsnSs to sS az SsSo Dbl
An,xsIg win 5000 do st a. ga A%sncsn bark from
q c an italian bark hence Cork for orders with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-05-21
THE MARKETS.
cfuliy reported for TIE TRIDUsE.]
RECEIPTS OF DOMESTIC PRODUCE: -.
THURSDAY, NAY 70, 1878.
STATEMENT OF EXPORTS.


The following complete list Of exports shipped in vessels
which were cleared today for foreign ports;
R.ppAnops Rark Golden Fleece.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
4 sleepy Horse that beat the Field.

At he Dubuque tajr sleepy poor. hou;cl '
horse called LothaIr was entered in every race
He began by taking the 2,l5 race, then } hi n
ute. els. 24O, and won lwo heats Of the 2.Gi
race. when protest was entered that be had
better record than the race he WAS troiting
in. His driver denied this soft Impeachment,
and challenged proof. The judges called him
up to the stand and swore bin. Aboui this
time be had got his wrath up. and sworc he
would show them a trick worth looking at
In she third heat he lc; the sleepy horse out and
distauc,d the whole field easily, cutting all
others ont Of the chance Of second, third. and
fourth money. The swearing Of the army in
Flanders was nothing compared TO those horse
men who were looped The air got so hot
that Lothair and his driver lit out in the mig ht
with several thousand dollars pulled from the
.reynies who played with him. During the
selling Of pools the owner boGgh; the field s.
against s., aud in the end scooped the whole
business. The query is ''Who is Lothair,
and where did he come from ?'' Nobody
knows further than the owner said he came
from Canada. At all events he cut the eve
teeth OF the sharpest horsemen in the State,
and did it so handsomely that they did not dis
cover it until he had got their money and was
gone.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

Col. Thomas Jefferson Randolph whose ill
ness We have noticed. died at his home, Edge
Hill. in Albemarle county, on Thursday the
9TH instant. lie was the sole surviving grand
son Of Thomas Jefferson, and was in his S5th
year. He had always been accustomed TO ex-
ercSe in the open air. and was remarkably
well preserved. and active. Some weeks ago
after taking a long walk, as was his custom,
he experienced pain and swelling in his feet.
This gradually increased so as 10 become alarm
ing. and he was taken TO the Hot Springs, but
failed to get relief. \ short time since gan
CREME set in upon the swollen limbs and grad
ualiy bat surely his end approached. He was
perfectly conscious of his situation, and made
all his preparation for death calmly, enjoinng
checrfulneSs Of conversation upon those around
him. and himself setting the example Of IL
though suffering intensely from his malady.--
Col. Randolph was man not only Of fine mind
and rare culture but Ci the most eminent so-
ciAl worth. and cuieared hy his excellent quail
tiles to an unusually large circle Of friends. lie
had twelve children, most of whom are still
living, and his immediate descendants are nu-
mcrous His public life is known To our peo-
pie Ills house was in tUu view OF the little
mountain on which his illustrious grand
father lived, and possessed all the charms of
the hes; Of those old homes teads which were
the glory and strength Of Virginia society in
the past. Il is sad TO think that one Of the
brightest Of the living links that bound us 10
that past has dropped into the grave, though
worn with the service OF MANY years. still in
Al Ua'imcly hour - IIrgtEIg Szntlari
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
q -
The AihiIie.

The tuen:v-Gvst number Of the cavTcnt series
ot ;hss beautiful art journal j. received and We
find that, notwithstanding their serious losses
uy the late FIRE, the publishers have fully re-
gained the old standard q excellence which
Characterized the iif.H<. The first picture Is
q charming figure of aa Italian girl. leaning
gains; the vine cjro,oi Pil'ar Of stone temple
moving The Dolce Far Nieu'c' There fol-
low several fue illustrations of the SawAi,l
Glen scenery in Psnnsy !y3aia, two fac medic
val-Tnc Book of Fate aud the knights Re
iurU--oue cf Remains OF. Ancient S,don. and
several views Of Chester Cathedral. Bu; the
finest IS a ful! page engraving. Avenged, which
represents the sudden termination OF ! banquet
by tbe Staying Of one Of the company. in the
time when men wore swords. aDI were quick
% draw them. The characters and the ~ i ole
scene are very fine. The literary contents are
excellent. aud the iiiiar IS journal which all
lovers Of art and literature should encourage
Its Centennial features for the coming year
Rill lie particularly attractive.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

to prepare Edwards favorite dish, as
a little surprise to him. Edward saw,
with half-concealed astonishment, the
brighter look of things; gave one quick
glance at his wife, flushed with graft
fcation, and fell at once into something
of his old lover-like manner. Certain
ly, Kate had never seemed lovelier.
"You are as fresh-looking as June
rose, my dear,' said her aunt, kissing
her, when Edward had left for his
office. "The battle is half won already,
1 see.'
That evening was quite like old
times. Kate welcomed her husband
in the hall with kiss. The hearth
was swept up, there was little vase
of flowers on the sideboard, and Ed
wards favorite magazine, which had
come that day, was ready cut for him.
The dinner, too was excellent. There
was no going out. Part of the time
was spent in cheerful talk, and part
in reading aloud. The husband could
not keep his eyes off his pretty wife.
In the loveliest of blue dresses, and
with her color heightened by many
emotions, Kate looked more beautiful,
he thought, than ever in the days of
their courtship.
What commenced so favorably, went
on happily ever after. Edward, no
longer finding :shaby'' thrust into the
foreground forever, but rather kept
back, began to wish for the presence
of the little fellow himself occasional
ly. 1t was a happy, happy evening.
when Kate heard her husband, for the
first time, plead that "baby" should
not always be put to bed so soon, but
be allowed, sometimes, to make his
appearance, for half an hour or so,
after "pa" came home. That was the
crowning act. After that, Kate's
felicity was perfect.
II can never thank you enough,
aunt, for your advice" said Kate, kiss
ing Mrs. Beverly enthusiastically,
when the latter was leaving, at the
end of her visit. "Your coming was
a real blessing. How long Edward
and l should have gone on, at cross
purposes, loving each other in spite of
all, perhaps, but still getting more
and more unhappy, cannot tell; pro-
badly, all our lives. And if So y
And here she burst into tears, the
prospect her fancy had conjured up
being too much for her.
Mrs. Beverly kissed the tears away,
and said, $50 on as you are going now,
my dear. It's too often wife's fault,
if husband ceases to be lover"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
gelerteh Misrellany.
Best Things"

~SSs AAAAA6Ss
The best theology pure and ben.
ificent life.
The best philosophy-a contented
mind.
The best law-the golden rule.
The best education--self-know
The best statesmanship-self-gov
ernment.
The best ne-cheerfulness
and temperance.
The best art-painting smile upon
the brow of childhood.
The best science-extracting sun.
shine from a cloudy day.
The best war-to war against ones
weakness.
The best music-the laughter of an
innocent child.
The best journalism-printing the
true and the beautiful only, on memo.
ry's tablet.
The best telegraphing-fashing a
ray of sunshine into a gloomy heart.
The best biography-the life which
writes charity in the largest letters.
The best mathematics-that which
doubles the most joys and divides the
most SORROWS.
The best Notwithstanding clear
of the lacreating rocks of personal
contention.
The best diplomacy-effecting 9
treaty of peace with ones own con.
science.
The best engineering-building 9
bridge of faith over the river Of death
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
..Subsilized Ring Press.

The Radical papers Of Maryland are publish
ing a list of what they are pleased to term the
subsidized Ring Press" This list includes
every Democratic paper in the State, and the
subsidizing is receiving pay for printing the
laws. This is such a miserable campaign resort
that il is unworthy OF notice. Every State in
the Union publishes its laws and pays for the
publication, and every party gives the State
printing 10 the publishers supporting it. These
Radical journals making this attack, were, a
few years ago, the subsidized press of the Re
publican party and are now in the pay Of the
Federal Government. We are not aware that
il is the habit of Republican newspapers to de-
cline advertisements because they are paid for
by the State or the United States. Try some
other low device, gentlemen - Cecil Democrat.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

.EaG- 1t is astonishing that it took so long for
the RAIDS to find out that Mr. Wallis is such an
honorable, high-toned gentleman. Guess they
did not think so a few years ago, when they
would have flayed him alive if they had had the
chance. And is it not little singular that Mr..
Wallis has come TO the conclusion that the
Radical party, after all, is the party of 're-
form - Yes, they are the reform party. They
want to reform and reconstruct their own
shattered organization, and are making tools
of such unsuspecting people as Mr.. Wallis, who,
although smart lawyer and intelligent gentle
man is AS weak as child when his ambition
or his prejudices through defeat, are aroused
Pity is the emotion, and not hatred, that we
should have for such as he.-Twice-4- Week.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

CHANCES OF MARRIAGE.-The fol-
lowing curious statement, by DR..
Granville, is drawn up from the reg
istered cases of S76 married women in
France. 1t is the first ever construct
ed to exhibit to ladies their chances
of marriages at various ages. Of the
eight hundred and seventy-six tabula-
ted. there were married:
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
bort Q obarro Gimcs
PORT TOBA G co:
Friday Morning. October %, ,... 1875
DEMOCRATIC MEETINGS.

yTHE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES will meet
i their FellowCitizens of Charles county al
the following times and places in the several
districts, to wit:
PATUNENT CITY, FRIDAY, Oct. 22d.
BRYANTOWN, SATURDAY, Oct. ed.
CARPENTER ) STORE, MONDAY, 18th.
DUFFIELD, WEDNESDAY, Oct. 9th.
TCBMAN'S 5 STORE, Pomonkey, FRIDAY,
Oct 29th
PORT TOBACCO, SATURDAY, Oct. 3Oth.
.1"~ Speaking will commence each day al
> O'Clock z. NJ.
J. W. MITCHELL, Chairman.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

MELLOW Soil AROUND TREES
Unless the surface of the ground is
mulched around young trees over an
area of six to ten feet in diameter, the
ground should be kept clean and mel
low. Every farmer knows that hill
of corn or potatoes will not amount to
much unless cultivated, and yet there
are many who will neglect to give the
same care to a tree, which is worth a
hundred hills of either of the former.
In rich soil, trees may grow rapidly
without cultivation, and no amount of
grass or weeds will retard them; but
there are other things besides growth
to be looked after. If the weeds and
grass are allowed to grow up around
the stems of apple, peach or ounce
trees, the bark will become soft near
their base by being shaded, and there
by be in suitable condition for the
reception of the eggs which will even
tually become peach or apple borers.
Take any dozen young apple trees in
the sections where apple-borer is abun-
udut, dlloW pol Clou W NC CIlOhtu
with weeds and the remainder we'll
cultivated, and then watch the result.
From our own experience, we believe
that the chances are nine to one in IA
vor of those cultivated being exempt
from this pest Western Farmer.
ELIcITING AN IDEA.-Two Dutch
men living opposite each other, who
had been for many years iu the habit
of smoking by their door-sides in 81
lence, at length broke forth in the fol-
lowing dialogue:
"What sort of wedder you think it
will be to-day, neighbour"
The other, after two or three hasty
puffs: "Well, l don't know; what sort
Of wedder you think it will be?" The
first, somewhat nettled; 81 think it
will be wedder as you tink it will be. y
The other, acquiescingly: "Well ]
think so too"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22

"You must not put counterfeit
nickel in this box" said street car
driver. cit is not fare"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1875-10-22
Mr.. Warner Tries It.


Mr.. Warner, respectable and law
abiding citizen of Baker street, rode
home in an express wagon the other
day, having hand fire extinguisher
and the driver for company.
"What's that thing?" asked his wife
in contemptuous tones as she opened
the hall door.
"What's that? Why that's a fire
extinguisher-best thing you ever saw
meant to have got one year ago."
"Jacob, you are always making o
fool of YOURSELF" she continued as she
shut the door. sEvery patent right
man gets around you as a cat lays for
mouse"
'sDoes, eh? If you know anything
at all you'd know that every store and
office in Detroit has one O these.
They've saved lots Of buildings, and
may save ours" :,
"You throwit at the fire, don't you"
she asked in sarcastic tones.
He carried it up stairs into a closet
without replying, and she followed on
and asked:
"Don't it shoot a fire out? ?"
eff you don't know anything, I'll
learn you something! 1t is full of
chemicals: you strike on this knob on
top and she's all ready to open this
faucet and play on the fire."
She grinned as she walked around
it, and finally asked
"Do you get a horse to draw it a.
round?"
.sNo, I don't get horse to draw it
around. You see these straps? Well,
l back up, put my arms through them,
and there it is on my back"
81 see it is," she sneered.
"And can't | run to any part OF the
house with it?'' he demanded. "See
- see -?"
And he cantered along the hall, into
the bedrooms and out, and was turn
ing the head of the stairs when his
foot caught in the carpet. He threw
up his arms and she grabbed at him,
and both rolled down stairs. He yell
ed and she yelled. Sometimes he was
ahead, and then she took the lead, and
neither of them had passed under the
''string" when the extinguisher, bump
ing and jamming, began to shoot CT
its charge of chemicals.
"You old|! she started to say,
when a stream from the nose struck
her between the eyes, and she. .did't
| finish.
"What in-o-u-c-hr" roared Mr..
Warner, as he got dose in the ear.
They brought up in heap at the
bottom of the stairs, the stream play
ing into the parlor, against the hall
door, and up stairs by turns, and she
gasped:
'1'll have you sent to a fool asylum"
"Who's fool?" he roared, dancing
around with his eyes full of chemicals.
"Tm faintin!" she squeaked.
"And I've broken my back" he
shouted. -
1t was sad house when those two
highly respectable old people got so
that they could use their eyes and dis
cuss matters calmly. And she doubl-
ed up her fist and hoarsely said:
'Take that investigator, or distin-
guisher, or whatever you call it, back
down town, and tell everybody that
you are lunatic."
And he said:
sDummit, / know more than all
your family put together. detroit
Free Press.