The Morning herald., 1875-11-30
Miscellaneous Items.

Tennis cl.aia a .. is.gxtins very fat. =
.--~.> BisSsS6. Domenec is Romeing in Italy.
Bismarck is fond Of cunning and fish
Ing. ,
o. K. Haul ought to draw all right OF
sthe stage. -
Honea-eees are.xinged merehants-they
.aall tIstf honey.
ssotherp used to play under the name o
: ponglass,; Stewart. <,
-- Mozap.s>sknll was found recently, and
sold to att. .admirer.~
Not every one who has the gift of speech
ssundsrstanas the value Of silence.
Pnb'ice. .epriait-=Resdiness :; & to DO anything
which, a.Mkaly to prove lucrative
mss A BOOKSELLER lately. advertised that he
hal plenty Of scarce leoks for sale.
Be wFssy are !; this is the first step
~-toward peeonias better than you are.
"A L.Aigh auarryman dreamt his wife
was a boald1eF and hurled her from her
-4sed ~
The National Grangers are arranging a
special marriage ceremony to suit them
selves. ---.r---'--'-'-'
.AlEnglish Judge has decided that you
are liable in damages for keepinga noisy
rooster. =.
."rl let you of easy this time" as til.
horse said VII N he threw his rider into
lhsmud.
In Norway, the longest days are three
months; the morning papers are published
euarterly-- -
o. pianQ affords a young lady good
Glance taashow her lingering and her
dnger.rtns;
A felloEwho got drunk on election day
aaid it vas owing to his effort to put down
''party spirit.". =
"union is not always strength" as Sir
Charles Napier said, when he saw the pur.
ser mixing his rum and water.
The onlysthiHs children can't see par
tally in is who gets the biggest end Of the
hcotjack wheh>the old lady gets mad.
A Leeds Rpperrays that young widow
IN that eity,who writes we'll is training her
sci sslf : ioi s. s. sii,or:-' Who is the editor
4 Brooklyn young man Of observation
mentions that girls who wear striped etoek-
inss prefer tokiek:the gate open.
1t said 10 be. a sign of a submissive
husband II Ills back is SO sensitive that be
an tell when Az lights on it.
Ho who compcnces with certainty will
end with dolbis, tut he who is content to
begin with doubts, may end with certainty.
Wny does an Omnibus conductor always
try silver four-penny piece With his
'oet.? To Prove that its a four. penny
BIT. ssrsssss,ssa;SSaa--- - r'.. q.
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The climate cf..aesthsrn, Minnesota has
frozen ont the women, and the men up
them complain bitterly Of the scarcity OF
girls.
How pften do you knead bred I" asked
one huasa.keeResof another. "How often?
Is
Why, I nightly Sc,need 1t continually"
the other replied. id-'-"- -
Mother stewart, ~,fsmous in the "ter-
perance crusade" in Ohio two years ago,
hes received an invitation to begin SINH
lar meysmeatiq England: r..
A good deal Of seetarian feeling has been
excited in. Ciucinna!i bysa young girl be-
4ng sent to tho work k..house for taking ths
veil. 1T was another xalpan's.
The Frenel, people lave saved none,
this year. They haze a surplus of s2o,-,
C0o,oO0; yet welpn't hear that absinthte
Or French brandy is any cheaper. |
Ny native city hsss,reated me badly
said drunken vagabond, "but love her
rill." "Probablt;2greplied gentleman
"her still Is all that you do love.".
There's one pleasant thing shout house.
cleaning. a man can straddle himself out
In the parlor for day or Two and spit On
the floor without spelling a Brussels car
pet. -,
There is lady in New York who will
rot permit her children to eat anything Of
~hich Indian meal constitutes an :ngredi-
m. for fear tina. it will make them saw.
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The maddest marin Wisconsin is John
a., x,e u ~