Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1875-04-16
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Women are like horses the giyer the
harness tie letter they nrance.
Promises made in affiiction require a
better memory than many possess.
Eating cloves is mean way to cheat
the wife whom you have cloven to.
Take away ambition and vanity, and
where will be your heroes and patriots?
He who is in good health, and is will
ing TO work, has nothing to- fear in this
world.
Why is lovely young lady like
hinge. Because she is someth ing TO
adore
Insults are like counterfeit money, we
cannot hinder their being offered, but we
are not compelled to take them.
What is the difference between sailor
and Il beer drinker: One puts his sails up,
and the other puts his ale down.
The reason why Pagans are so far be-
hind hand in the march of civilization is,
because they are such idol people
The Legislature of Georgia has de-
clared void about $500, 900 of its bonded
Indebtedness, incurred under Bullock's
administration.
By depending on the great the mean
man may also rise high. See how the
little plant, by embracing large tree, has
climbed up to its top.
A young lady, being asked by a rich old
bachelor, IF not yourself. who would
you rather be-" replied. sweetly and mod
estly, Yours truly"
Sam. why don't you talk to massa.
and tell him to lay up treasures in heavens"
What de use OBJ laying treasures dar,
where he neber see um again"
"Nay," said Pat in the old country,
don't We tell me they thrash grain by
horses in Ameriky! I'll never behave it!
How could they hold the flail:"
"What are you doing there, you ras scal?"
Merely taking cold, sir" at looks to
me as if you were stealing ice" well
yes perhaps it will bear that construction
If you destroy all your enemies you
shall never be at an end of killing them;
but if you have subdued your own pas
sions yon have at once subdued all your
enemies.
A little American lad who ha0 just
commenced reading the newspapers asked
his 'ther if the word Hon" prcfxed to
the name of member of Congress meant
"honeSt"
As the bee collects nectar and departs
without injuring th- beauty or odor of the
flowers, so the sage sojourns among men;
he views their way and learns wisdom
from their folly.
What indulgence does the world extend
10 those evil il-speakers who under the u,ask
of friendship stai IL is -'i!sinat.'r ajs'2.
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''Wiirn 81 k.s,H: ~ rou .uat
patience on u moifun,; Il: '.iI hs refer 10
doctors paticn;sg. 70" How TO
YOU know he dida',:" Because yJu will
ALWAYS find them under a monument"
A teacher, after reading to her scholars
y story of a generous child, asked them
what generosity Was. One little boy
raised his head and said: II know" "What
is it," asked the teacher Its giving to
others what you don't want yourself"
"Do you want To kill the cliilds" ex-
claimed Il gentleman as he saw Detroit
boy tip the baby out of its carriage on the
walk No, not quite" replied the boy,
"but if can get him to bawling mother
will take care of him."
of ha,
is faith in the virtue of women; the foun-
dation of all political happiness is conf
dencc in the integrity of man; and the
foundation of all happiness, temporal and
eternal, is reliance on the goodness of
God
Here is the pithiest sermon ever preach
ed: 'Our ingress into life is naked and
bare; our progress through life is trouble
and care; our egress out of it we know
not where; but doing well here, we shall
DO well there, could not tell more by
preaching year "
But, Paul, how can the Spirit be in US,
and we in the Spirit, at the same times"
said the young man to the negro preacher.
"Oh, 0ar's no puzzle about dat. It's like
dat poker puts it in de fire, and it gets
red hot Now, de poker's in de fire, and
de fires in dc poker"
"Ili! where did yez get them trousers:"
asked an lrishman OF II man who hap
pcned to be passing with Il pair of re-
narkably short trousers on.-"l got them
where they grew WIS the indignant reply.
Thin, by my conscience;' said Paddy,
you've pulled them year too soon.
A Kansas hypochondriac, meditating
upon the death If Cog gfanci,r in his
ncighlcrhool. gives vcnt 10 the m0irnful
thought: Our great n,cn are pcieling
out sort o 'r.pti like thesr times. Whisky
Kills mos On 'cn so'uc .uint,,es over
'oarl. ana 'c..sipnalh one rats hung
y prcciou> roy 4. aa up-loWlt family
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