Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1875-03-11

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HI / Samuel, has yon moved yitee,,,
inquired one colored man OF another
whom he met at the market yesterday.
No, Use still in dc old place, J" " was
the answer. But I war told dat you
war gwine to get out OBJ de neighbor-
hood" continued the first. g Wall, Z
did make up my mind to, but you see
de family next door, and de family on
de corner, and de family cross de street,
have left dere wood piles out doors,
and doesn't desire to change.
A SCHOOL teacher in Umatilla county,
California, had pretty girl of sixteen
as pupil. She entangled his heart,
and then cruelty Tilted him. Thereupon,
he sought revenge. Catching her in O
slight infraction of the rules, he swung
his birch branch aloft, and commanded
her to stand up and be whipped. She
ran out of the door and like deer
across the fields toward home; but her
feetness was of short duration, and the
angry schoolmaster's hand soon grasped
her arm. Her courage had gone with
her wind, and she offered then and
there to kiss and make up if he wouldn't
whip her. He declined to compromise,
led her back to the school house, and
hogged her until blood came through
tho hack of her dress. Her hour Of
exultation came when sh ? saw him fined
$50 for assault.
A FARMER called Mt tho house of q
lawyer to consult him professionally.
" lis e. Squeer at home?" he inquired
of the lawyers wife. Ho was answered
negatively. After n moments hesita-
tion thought relieved him. !" Mebby
yourself can gi' mo information as well
as t. Squeer, as ye're his wife," The
kind lady promised to do SO il she
found it in her power, and the other
proceeded as follows: Spoaze ye
were an old white mare, an L should
borry ye to gwang to mill with grist on
yer back, an. we should get no farder
than Stair Hill, when all at once ye
should back up, and rear ups and pitoh
up, and kneel down backward, and
break yer darned old neck, who'd pay
for ye? Not I---darn me if would
The lady smilingly told him, as she
closed the door, that rs ne had himself
settled the case, advice would be super
fuos.
GRFEoE is about the size of Vermont.
Palestine is one-fourth the size of New
York. Hindoostan is more than hun
dred times as large rs Palestine. The
Great Desert of Africa has nearly the
present dimensions of the United
States. The Red Sea would reach from
Washington to Colorado, and it is three
times as wide as Lake Ontario. The
English Channel is nearly as large as
Lake Superior. The Mediterranean il
placed ACROSS North America, would
make sea navigation from San Diego to
Baltimore. The Caspian Sea would
stretch from New York to st. Angus
tine, and as wide as from New York to
Rochester. Great Britain 10 two thirds
the size Of Japan, one-twelfth the size
of Hindostan, .one-twentieth of China,
and one.twentieth of the United States.
the Gulf of Mexico is about ten times
the size of Lake Superior, and about
as large as the sea OF Kamtchatka, Bay
of Bengal, China Sea, Okhotsh, or
Japan Sea Lake Ontario would so in
either of them more than fifty tsmes.
The following named bodies of water
are nearly equal in size: German
Ocean, Black Sea, Yellow Sea; Hudson
Bay is rather larger; the Baltic, Adri-
attic, Persian Gulf and Rgean Sea half
"a large and somewhat larger than
Lake Superior, - - 9 y - q