The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-07-22
WISE AND OTHER WISE.

WISE AND OTHER WISE.
Newspapers in st. Louis never die-they
consolidate.
sFbe bunko steerer is no more. He Is now
"Gne Changers Guide"
Excuse these tears-Brother Sherman has
gone to Europe.--Rochester Democrat.
Cornell TO the other crews-Any other
game that you fellows understand?-Roches-
ter Democrat.
A house was set on fire by fire. crackers
at Rome, Me-, and burned ''to make a
Roman holiday"
The success OF the blonde burlesque shows
that prodigal sons have not yet lost their
taste for the fatted calf.
There are fifteen lady physicians studying
in Zurich University. Like the vampire,
they fascinate while they draw blood.
1t is stated of the wrecked frigate Cum
bertrand that there was just enough money
in the big safe to buy the iuleps for ten COM
mon drinkers.
The lightning has struck almost everything
Iately-excepting the next republican can
didate for governor. It couldn't find him.
Boston Post.
A Pennsylvania man captured rattle
snake and set about teaching Z sOme tricks.
He was on the high road to success when
they had TO bury aim.
Even Sartoris is not above the deception
OF paternal youth. He says it weighs 10%
pounds, when Nellie, with all her pride,
can't magnify it beyond eight.
The proof-reader OF the Cincinnati En-
quirer talks about Tommy Shearman's moi
de mer-a delicate allusion to his wstery [,
dOu6ti6ss.-ChicaSo Tribune.
A Pennsylvania paper says: The New
Jarsey editorial e,Icursionists remained just
five minutes IN Harrisburg, but i was quite
long enough for both parties.
Postmaster General Jewell works with his
Goa. aad vest off this warm weather. But
there is style enough in his suspenders TO
answer most men for full dress.
1t is an hourly warning on the ocean now
"AII those who can't swim will please get
into the rigging. Brother Shearmau ia about
to ep.'-Rochester Democrat.
The Milwaukee Sentinel thinks there is
conclusive proof that Grant never wanted
third term in the fact that he did not kill
the editor OF the National Republican.
The zeal OF relic hunters has reached its
climax. A gentleman of Jackson, Tenn,
has preserved in alcohol a bed-bug which
was caught in bed General Jackson
slept in.
The Cincinnati Enquirer says: "The De-
troig Post is as humorous as the corpse OF
old John Brown" 1t is also as enterprising
as the statue of the Cardiff giant.-Detroit
Fee Press.
A Chinese young lady is an applicant for
a teachers place in one of the public schools
of San Francisco. She insists that she can
s'snatchee small boy bal-headed allie same
Mclean miss"
The Paris Financial Journal is written up
by five editors, who send their copy from
their places OF residence. In the number OF
June 10 the copy of each editor was sent
from Paris prison.
Brother Childs, of the Philadelphia
Ledger, is said to be rusticating, but the
Ledger goes right on as if nothing had hap
pened. Gone to meet Henry w. Longfellow.
Rochester Democrat.
Customer-I want mourning suit. Shop
man-What is the bereavement, may ask?
.Customer-My motner-in-law. ShOpmsn-
Mr. Brown, snow the gentleman TO the light
affliclon department.
Bob Cook, the captain of the Yale crew
says be caught the "crabs" on the first halt
mile. and. if any other man than himself in
the crew had done such a thing, he would
have kicked him out OF the boat.
A farmer complains that a hook and lad
der company has been organized in his
used after dark for climbing into the hen
house, after which the hooking is done.
"Tve knOw'd that mule for free yeahs, an
1 don't tink dat de animile would hurt a
lam. case -" This blank space indicates
where the lecture was interrupted. and the
speaker forwarded to the other side OF the
fence.
At Vincennes, France, recently, duringthe
marriage ceremony the brides teeth fell out.
which so frightened the bridegroom, a
worthy tailor, that be made the sign OF Toe
cross. rushed off like an arrow, and has not
since been heard of.
A transceudental preacher took Tor his
text, Feed my lambs" AS he cane out OF
the church plain old farmer said to him,
'.rital was a very good text; but you placed
the hzv 30 hign in the rack that the lambs
couIdu'5 reacn it, nor the old sheep either
The loyal citizens of San Francisco kicked
All Sam, but the heather knows how many
shots make one revolver if he knows moth
ing else, and All Sam learned enough to
make every shot tell. Killed, U;
WOUAdsds Z.