The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-02-26
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"A mean age no aEeIA8e'
A digeatible meal Oat meal.
Light-headed-aA street lamp,
Something about dogs--Fleaa.
Vessels Of wrath--Family jars.
How ID raise dinner -Go 10 suai
A color never scen-@Blind mans
buff"
Nobody is to small for coroner 10
sit on.
Most any weather is colder thaa
blazes.
How to be iioHest- Keep odt Of
politics.
A man Who has no mind win not
change II.
Never marry woman who kicks
sideways.
Moonlight mechanics i tba latest
for burglars. S4ia
Can you spell consent in three las-
ters? Yes. 8m
Where to 60 when short Of money
--Go 10 work.
Balloons do not cost muchi they are
made for ascent
A bizzy-body IL ike rich chesss
Full ov little things.
Balloons might be used BY polics-
men for taking people up. 7
What kind cf sweetmsats were Id
the ark? Preserved pairs.
How can there be . whcls day
when IL begins by breaking lNs
Unpopular music Fhcmal' CON-
certs on the backyard fence.
| How 10 meet man Of doubtful
credit-Take no note Of him.
TO cure dull times-Apply adver'
tisements to the afflicted part9a
What Il that which, though@hlaCk
oniiqhleneth the world2-Ink
sTo ascertain the prica Of board
Read timber market repdrisl
aae who by his biz would rise
must ether burst OF advertizs-"
How 70 pronounce ! Polish name,
sneeEe three times and aay aki.
: What kind Of d robbery is not dam
gerousH A safe robbery Of course.
A timid boy clings to hiam but .
ship.wrecked sailor clinga 70 bic spar.
I Wien IS nonsy damp When y ia
] due ia the morning and mistat night.
!. What man must have his glass be-
!. fore he can do day'a workS--A
: glazier
9 Ii amt go much trouble tew g6t
2 rich 90 II Il tew tell when We have
: got rich,
The proper saIutation whom You
meet writing mister is, How 90
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Y II YOU want ID keep warm AA
!. through give some poor family sha
\ means TO keep warm.
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4 strange dog, observe his tail ana
). wait fdF the waG 5n'
4 "Is that cheese rich?" asked Bloggs
y Of his grocer, "Yes," was the candid
y reply, alhete's millions ia nv
y Ii has been cold enough in Kansas
10 freeze whiskey, and some Ot ths
drunkards there have become aolld
men.
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= Paris BY the DENTISTS y fllad W!llH
q good extracts all accomplished wisu
u out payirg.
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n with 4 gold-headed cane where cns
/ win shy up % d fellow win souna
Y horse sense,
IA Michigan men don't feel A shouGt
" \, they had eIopsd X they don't leave
" wits ana four chiIdret Id destitute
Y. circumstances.
The man who is kind and pollle Y
n lid mother.in.law has reached Nleka
D / burg, and Is an object q genera
10 curiosity to the people there.
70 M. Naylle, II Iofentoi was kherkel
10 down by mistake i6f another htai
u recently. Ha hopes they'll hit -
y, right Naylle on the head naxt sim'
n itisa melancholy ias. hes hcs
v N who declare war are nets liel Ag
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w wsa slightest amusnment ~ tbln nAiass.
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