, 1875-04-10
PERSONAL.

"B,oollyn caroms is what Du11r 1lu1AEH calls
hsses at billiards.
Tie Presidents aon-n-1aw, 8Anron1s, aAlls TO-
day for England.
TITO Treasury girls ara "on With the old loVo
md On with tho NEw,"
IA v1xs1E HEAa Ia %, sho will aoon change
from vinnie-gal to Vinegar.
Tho hateful tyrant nun wants to know Why
Olive LOGAN has no Olive branchos.
Knurr hns had IN order for etoel gun OF 10
ocntimetroH calibre. BisxAncg will be ecipsea.
Mias uAwruonse's boneAt tl,is aftarnoon anu
evening aaosoa tha season at HooLEYs. BID hef
farewell,
.rhev hsyc forty-four Church ind State ho1i-
dars wear in l,ussa, and yet thoy call the En-
poror dospot.
d. u,1cs ia nj tho head Of another circus, and
II ho Ia not bosscl to doash by his underflugs
may como out even.
Nov that suAcwHAsr7 jim, STEAMBOAT CnAn-
1nr. and SclnrAcED CHARLEY are iu DrookiYn,
lot nR hear thcir testimony.
An exchange wlahes UEEcuRn would pass Co
sinthians anu turn to Revelations. Tho oslsr
uitneeaeR hayc COMO In Numbers.
CnAn1Es TArrAN tito last surviving nembor
Of the wc'l-known anti-s1avcry family, died At
Washington on Thursday, nEed 90.
ANNA and sCsAH might Just III wolI stop Bhout-
Ing now that tic ne1agirla hare crowded the
boys on tho min strcota Of Now York.
Mayor HUNTER, Of Brooklyn, refused to matry
youth Of Is to widow Of 10. But It must not
ho supposed TINT His Honor Is opposed to tho
ring.
Miss MAr BRYANT, tho contralto of tho Boston
Philharmonic Club, ls handsome, only ~, and
has, It ia Ba1d, voice Ike that Of ANNA Lou1ax
UAnY.
saat SKINNER, Of tho Briggs House Of this city,
Ia going to run tho Stockton House at Caps May
this summon. Tho Uhicago delegation will make
noto Of it.
Won7n'B gcniuH docs not inspire him froguent-
~ until he las made tho third cut, and tile
change out OF 1bo yards would not mike apring
bonnet for atx-inoh doll.
porBona who fall In apellug.fuatc!1es may de-
stvo consolation from tho faut that JOSH Bill
1soa Ia conyiviat soul and has said some Of Tho
brightest things Of tho day.
"Dabblcon haa fallen " Is tho disrespecteul
way in which tho 3D. Lou!a Republican an
nouncos Dto LEWIS determination Ia retire into
private lfo. Whisky Killed him.
II Dxzo1xn aud T11roa had had mustaches,
how difficult the kissing process would haze boon.
Fortunately Tor both thors waa nothing to inter
rupt tho full, luscioua enjoyment n{ THAR oaou-
1ation.
Tho "grand-nephaw Of DANIEL DooNE,'
BOONE Of tho Missouri Legislature, has twice
rctracted, ,-dyst tho charge against BOWMAN, IT.
tcrWard tho rotraction. Alas for ths ahigalry OF
thu timos.
E. Q. srElpMAr h In Jnmaica muoh improved
in health and Bpis1ts. Hs Bays uayti "a the pIacs
for kcou-oyod correspondent, bat the romantic
sccnory about Kingston u morn attractive for
Bouo jourusl!ats.
susAa B. ANTHONY wants to ftnd the suthor Of
tho story which placed ho1 In ~ impropor atn-
tude toward TuEonoRr, and proposes to b
mother-in-law to him In Ill that the mama In
pliea.-De!rois Free presg.
Tho Jows sat down md vopt BY the xatoss Of
Babylon, and got up Just aa dry "a ever; but
when Brooklyn Brother wceps, you can't sit
down anywhere within 10 foot Of him without
getting wot~-Doooklya Argus,
II Is bad enough for MAX BrnAKosou to SEQ
tho announcement in every newspaper that ho
haa Lost 100000 this seaaon, but how much
more distressing tho universal commont that ho
did not have that much to lose.
"Uuclo" JACOB DuowK, co!orcd progonitor
Of Louisville, Ga., has aono his duty. Tho lust
Of h!s aoycral legitimate wiyes Ia 25; he has
forty-thEce chlfdron, md ia only 81 yeArs old.
Ills youngeat was born two yoara ago.
Whom Mr. LAArnEn, Of Milford, Conn, aged
o. ycazs, learned beyond doubt that chewing
tobacco bad u tendency to shorten lifo By
elonga:tng tho blood corpusclcs. aud giving thom
ragged edges, ho immodiatoly swore OF.
!. nnnu pnr1nmnp&H Ia x.t,n+ t-.-..