Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-07-15

-0Tanupa OneFEnan
-Howe..s Circus on the 9Th inst.
And Gen. Sherman's daughter too.
Who's going to the Centennial
next year?
-Loeder had hi. Price, but he
didn't get it.
IT. at the basement to-day; q
capital 7.
We'll, we can stand four week 5
drought now.
Service at the Cong. Church
next Sabbath. .o. n4
Don't forget the sociable at the
Basement this 2. NJ. .r
And now its Democratic Rcpubli-
cans in Minnesota.
street Arab" talk for July
I'm your huckleberry"
The days are shrinking trife, just
enough to he discernable.
The devil had one of his bad
spells in our last weeks issue.
"A drought can't hurt potatoes
now, not even if i. be as dry as a
ram horn.
Thermometers are going up. Buy
one now, or wait till next winter when
they will be very low.
-"Aha," says Tilton. "All down
but nine Loeder up on the other al
ley - Shany Chandler.
= When Tilton was marching with
the Communist procession in New
York, was he thinking of 9 IS?
The Scientific American says you
can stop your boots squeaking by driy-
ing peg in the center of the sole
Perhaps it is none of our business.
but we would like to ask Governor Tay-
lor what he is going to do after elect
ion. New London News.
From every quarter we hear Of
the prospect of most bountifu crops.
Old Nature is heaping upon us with
both hands the present season. -.
Plymouth Church will bounce
Bowen. Well, we believe he ought
to be bounced, on general principles if
for no other reason.
Duluth the Chicago, of the great
unsalted sea has population of g.
900 against 4. 900 in 1870. She has
shrunk 1000 in five years Poor
Duluth.
Tie New York Herald ought now
to cry third term" "Casarism, or
some other fool "ism" in order to be
reasonable with itself, for Nellie has a
bouncing boy
The G. B. & NJ. Railroad has
revived it's wheat carrying business
1t is NOT uncommon to see twenty-five
or thirty cars laden with wheat
arrive on the evening freight from the
west
Hot, Hotter, Hottest, Hottentot,
Hottentoterest, bod. Roter- Hottentot-
crest. We decline to tell how hot it
is, has, may, shall or will ave been be-
fore another issue. We're in no mood
for declersion
If the field, of corn could speak k,
which they cannot, though we sus-
pect they can hear for they are full OF
little ears,--we think they would say
1t is our turn now This weather
just suits us, its been fearful cool and
the wheat fields have been imagining
they were the flour Of the vegetable
kingdom. and old rye has been making
rye faces at our stunted stature, and
Old Barley Corn has put on heap of
aristocratic airs, while the Potatoes
have winked at US with their thousand
eyes. as much as to say, we're the
big bugs this year, and every garden
from little to big has "ssssed' as
from Dan to Beersheba but now its
our turn. This weather just suits U.s.
If we only had eyes instead of ears,
We could look into the sleeping apart
ments and see the bedroom thesmom-
eter indicating corn weather. In a
few days,-few days. we'll be rugged
out in silks and tassels like princes and
when the Autumn shall have come we'll
give, to make the hungry glad mil
lions of bushels of golden nuggets