, 1875-05-02

CICERO, and there has bsen Z coolnsas between
her and C1cEno's spirit svax Ginoe.-Brookhn
Argus.
"Don't talk loud On tha street Hko thoss vu3-
gar American gi1ls, is ths mother1y advice os
| the Empress OF Japan to the future mot1lars It
the almond-eyed heathen Of that country.
Weld County, Col, MN sold bis wifs for
90, 600 cash and farm valued It 49, Me-
UcHADEEzzAa made worse bargain than that,
| but there is difference in wives, they say.
JOHN HAY is writing poem on Blind BAR-
T11Eus, " but it will tako more stsnzas Of th1t
than JoHH can write in his lifetime to wipo -out
| the disastrous effects OF "Little Breeches."
There is no aaliction without its corresponding
a1leviation- Even If it did SNOW yestarday, th>
First Of May, LYDIA THOMSON has begun to
doubt the propriety Of returning to the States. !,
CHARLES T. F. WrxAs CURTIS, Of st. Louia,
! took bottle OF 1audanum because tho light Of
his eyes had left the city, but what could be az
pected OF youth whose n4me Nas 80 mEhteul1y
| cut up7
4 Dubuque printer received the following nots
from his girl: Inlay I git sanked out Of bad II
midnite every mite by cuss like THxYDoR1 IT,
TON, an carried upp million pare Of starss, ii
| ever sese to love you, Jnt-"
Many years ago, Miss BELLE sHKns1An, Of 81.
Georges County, Nd, attended JOIN ". aKpo-
WICK. Of Washington. during = sickness which
followed fall from his horse. In his will hs h1s
left her 100000.
JoHK HAMRDEs is in 1ail. Don't marvel hs
is the man who maintained the datneas Of tho
earth, ard ibeled those who disagreed with
him He Will remain in coll during ona ~
volution Of the terrestrial disc round tho sun- ,
Mr. GEORGE z. Fon1EscuE, the actor, Of thia
city, has written and perfected drama-"Col-
orado, on East aud West,"-which hs will first
produce At Indianapolis, Monday, the 10th inst.
Dir. r. will be supported BY Mn. FoRrEsouE, =
part having bean prepared especially for that
talented lady.
julius DUNCAN, the German reportar Of .
Brooklyn newspaper, who seut 4 note to the
Coroner stating his intention Of committing sui
eide, as the Brooklyn trial WAS too much for him,
has turned up alive. Els constitution, he saJs,
was stronger than the poison, and tho defense
has rested its case
The Rev. EDWARD EdaLEsroH ia going to
have his revenge on FULLERTON. Ho threatsns
in published card to put himinto novel. "his
shaking fors6nger, high cheek-bonoa, polits
sneer, air Of omniscience, voice cooling -
badgerel witness like tho aoothing melody ct
qua1tz-min, and ALL"
4 statue Of JoHx the Baptist has been un-
ea1thed in Pisa The authenticity Of the thing
seems to be somewhat doubted, and yet it hasnt
occurred to the usually quick-witted Italians to
crack open the work Of art to see II thsrs ara
any remains OF locusts and wild honey IN The
stomaeh.-&. Louis Republican.
A memorial theatre il to be built in honor Of
bHA1sHEARE, at stratfotd-on-A7on. More than
half the sum necessary for the enterprise has
been rsised and TWO acres OF ground haVs bean
given. It ia proposed to establish = dramatic
training school and college in connection with
tho theatre, t ths funds hold out
The Rev. DAVID HARRIS has been called to the
paatorate Of the Ca1T1nistio Methodist Church Of
this city. Whils in Columbus, o., Nr. HARRrs
did much good, especially among hin country
mon from Wales, and the Welsh people Of Chi
cs9o axe to be congratulated upon their SUCCESS
IN securing him to look aftax their spiritual wal
fare.
An ingenious italian h2s invented N asz..h-
quake indicator. Il f1es OF gun nhen the
earth begins to quake, and than every man who
has provided himself With m indicator knows
that an earthquake is going On; while those wh<
carelessly neglected to provide themselves NTH
this useful invention have to guess It it.-Wor-
cestev Press.
Young RES SPnsNEn'S lament in fhs CossvieT-
Journal: ''Ths reason why that the 4th Of July
Is 90 short is because they signed ths DECLARE
ton Of Independence al On Que dsy. L they
only had went slow, and been three OF four days
about it, then ITO would havs had longer pull
at tho fireworks and plenty Of time to naAks
things likely mont al the week."
The Rev TuouAs BARNARD, An English elergJ-
man Of tho Established Church.. got rather
drunk in London, and in that condition went to
tho Globe Theatre. where LTDA THOMPSON hid
been piayiog N bur1eaque. new piece was
appear in it. The clergyman WAS 10 enragsd bv
disappointment that Ia shouted aud hisssd, md
therefor was arrested
An old vag stopped pedestrian On tho street.
yesterday and asked for two shillings 10 Euf
pedestrian. "WeN, ono shilling, them" "No
can't do it. SWELL, gimme FIVE cents" ''Not
red" "a chew OF tobacco" '+No, MR."
"Weu." continued the vsg. in despairing tones,
" you will at least tall ms whether you think
ven ha7s another snow-stoEm this Heek." Hs
got the mans opinion.-Detrou Free Press.
Ml89 ADA IEEELEY, Lne e4l6r Q2ugltoF ol ehH
late HORACE GREELEY. w1s married in New York
yesterday to Col. Nicholas Smith, Of Covingto11,
Ky., 1t the Residence Of her aunt, Mrs. JoHS e.
CLEVELAND. Tho Rev. Father FARRELL, IA old
friend Of: Che GREEl.E1 family, performed hs
ceremony, according to the rites OF the Roman
Catholic Church. There were present = l1Es
number Of invited guests including Judges nd
military and professional nen~ Altar the oe1o-
mony the bridal party embarked IN ths steamer
Abyssinia for Europe.
New York letter: General joy! A rumor PR
walls that Mr. MONTAGUE and Miss ROSE MAaa:1
are again reconciled, and that the axposuro o3
that trips nod onion infeloity~-thas feast OF
garlic, and that flow Of fanne1-is all forgiven,
all forgotten. The apartments Of Miss MASSEY.
near the Lyceum Theatre, aze once more the To-
sort Of him who stood on the verge OF breach ID
promise 20 considerably chops fallen. Even
it is said that he whispers 70 his friends, "I;y
Jove, old man. you ought 70 go oTar and aes =
charming actress now plsytng Henrietta With
great succes< ut Mrs. CoKwAxs Thsatxs-Ro7a