Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1875-04-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

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q. G.. 20 Ss.sa.eo ss.s: nn .nas every paupeI
~ oal Aa'onio' AeAas' o"ns aoont
'esen Jugs
| Mr.. Lanpher, Of Milford, Ct, 90
yeass o'o, s"ore on chewing topac'
CO. iass "se1.
| Rhode Island bristles with spell.
ling matches. Some Of the dictionary
words reach clear across the State.
There 10 no complacency like that
Of the man who burns kerosene wher
he gazes upon his neighb0r's gas bill
Tho nav :R.,.,mora r;tv Hall :
beautiful marbIe strnctnre. bniit at !
cot ~ a. M mn On0 mn - rsss ~ ncc,,n;ea Ii sor tbe
first time MArh 81. .
In rr.rra . man has heer .or.
damned for ! i;heI which he wrote
Nth = shs.r .t;cS or The eLir ~ 80 =
~rser - n"r.nls~ - - ~row;rc ~ I IN % The f,oias
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An Oakland young lady entered .
the % ns~srs - for 1y, . vasS es s1 hsck ana NJ tSs s
intaIiioens cie-k "ho-ad has . 20 ro,, ~ ~
st;ck;nr risste- A :.
p" la
London is ahead. II has more
Jews than Palestine, more Scotchmen
tnan Edlnourg, more ir1sn than lIoD.
mn.a mo- wo .S;evs. .sS1s .h.n Gh;ns~o ;sn A'os' s'u
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| "A widow was weeping bitterly at
the loss of her husband, and the psr.
son tried to console her. "No, no."
said she; 'lot me have my cry out,
and then l shant care anything more
aoou' -. ,.4l,
Alabama BARRIERS have fine feel
1ngs. One tried to shoot himself the
other day because Q customer asked
him why ho didn't use q crow-bar 70
shave with. He couldn't bar to be
talked to in that way.
The police have r recently seized
$50 worth OF liquor from : druggist
| &C st. Johnsbury, VT. that "nodei VII.
II H8nW0Etn
sbout In one Of his lettara. where he
couidnI y Sst Ss . "a dron on for ai love or % monav Me
o,.sA A s.pn celeSrs.,on n.e 81 .ne ecmR;s.ion Ss
natl, on the Centennial snniversary
next year, 10 proposed. The road, It
10 believed, will be opened throughout
its entire length some time during the
year.
Edpar poe onea said ITO villifv 4
| orest man - the re.diast wav In vhinh
| = little man can himseif attain 9reat-
ness. The crab might never have b.
como constellation but for the cour.
age it eyinced In nibblipg Hercules
on the heel.n
-0oan Aonry s1ys tnss wneu y0ux
four.year-old attaches . spring clotnea
pm 70 the nose OF your one-yesr.old,
ana stands back critically examining
.no sAP.essaon snu ns.enang - uoe
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SssSr ~. ntr.m.sp VIII p'lu' = suo p1e'o'''5 -
=" onaPl.ns
WOOD county, ONO, mas the larg'
est ditch in the state. II IL twelve
miles long, thirty feet wide At the top,
and varying IN depsn a1on arom - = foos te
we've Ieet ana cost SlVHvu: LANG
tnas W. Wo..a aroM IVY 80 Ave ool,
i now ~ EortH SSort HSaYtS nTsy e1o Wv. We. ou
"A ouiet. peaceable rentlemsn In
PhiladeIDhis has recently 9iycu M hig
buainess. aent his family into the coun.
try. md calmly Announced his deter.
imitation az devotina the remainder 81
Ma Iifa n d,scnver;no fhe man whc
sent him : navins atone by express
vith an charrea On Il.
.a,r.a,n..,v. ;,a;v,ar., :,
-,.,.in uI,msE .ho E.,,. .un - Nu.uus'' N;sn. =.
rrcstiy nsrnlexed At the astonisRmenl
eynre:sed nv hls comnanions ma on
one Of Them exclaimino 10 him. as Il
not = most wonaerfui fAM?" replied
"Wonderful no see nothing won
derful in IL. Why, what's to hinder
the water from falling p
l -somethine which NO fellers "A,
| find ont-Whst sort Of orammsr "a h
which compels 4 nerson 10 aav. ~ eav
fonr daar in one drove. y INIT wnn,t lc
him ssy. .There are ten hog IN the gar.
de0.-Detroit Free Press. Wha,
grammar is It which compels person
to say, "There are mice In the house,
but won't let him say, s'There are
mouses In the hice 7"-Albany argus
-f,harla,ton sc, Mem, and Cou
rier. 1The tornado nicked una Httl,
snio; on Dr. sin0letarv,s nJantation :,
Msr,on vbirled him th,nn0h the Al, Il
Ills ~ ! ton sor | thirty ,, vs-ds ana lest aft hin n
Ian vh,n9 at rba storm. He fsli On nj; NJ.
head. of course. A COW was nicked
m On Colonel Harrinrton'a nlsnta,
| tion. carried about the same distance
thrown upon her head, and her necl
was broken"
-aHair pettin, a little thin. air.
aaid the bafber. aYoune man. saii
:John Henrv. looking down unon him
from the heieht of Z aolemn experi
ence :avonn9 man. when Won ara mar
ried Won will never allude. In TIA
thouxhtless manner. to domes,ic affiic
tions. No. don't anoloeizes Nv feeI
ings are blunted. Bnt is thero no
soma mvstarious NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. sofl
sedncfive comnound-that makea IN
hsir more slippery to the erasD 7"