The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-02-03

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upon his solitude, except his niece,
he instantly concealed himself I'M
der the bedclothes.
1t takes the Irish to wake" the
dead.
A clear cass-An empty dry goods
box.
Good place for spirit-rappers-
Knoxville.
Criminals should come to halt or
halter.
Drains on the public purse need re-
trenching.
Living on excitement is very ex-
rensive living.
The stamp of civilixation-The
postage stamp.
A Paris paper says: Violence is
better than chloroform."
II is enough for one thing at time
to happen, especially twins.
Many opinions 60 for nothing-it
costs nothing to Tex press them.
There is nothing more depressing to
q thermometer than cold weather.
The New York World wants to
know if . man with . cough 10 not a
hackman?
1t is better to be alone in the world
than to bring up q boy to play on the
ACCORDION.
1t is very cold weather, and yet
lovers do not see the sense of hugging
. stove.-B 'klyn Argus.
A girl baby in Moore county, Tenn,
has q double tongue; but We don't
know that that's news.
A book has been published called
Half Hours with Insects" The au-
thor was not . regular boarder.
Men who travel barefooted around
a newly carpeted bed room often find
themselves on the wrong tack.
There is nothing more hazardous
than to be bothering an irritable wo-
man with foolish questions on wash
day.
''Too thin has become obsolete.
mot sufficiently materialized" 10 the
latest form in which this idea 10 cloth
ed.
The foremen of the Cincinnati brew.
cries get about $4,000 per annum,
which 10 more than = circuit judge
gets.
A man may be properly said to have
been drinking like fish when he finds
that he has taken enough to make his
head swim.
Now We know what makes it is
cold. Elder Lnt4, Of New Haven; SO
preaching on Hell Closed for Re-
pairs. -Boston Post.
When St. Louis man loses $50 on
the street he offers $45 reward for it.
He knows what st. Louis human ma
ture is.-Detroit Free Press.
Never trust with 4 secret q married
man who loves his wife, for he will
tell her, and she will tell her sister,
and her slater will tell everybody.
A Michigan man with . large fami-
ly has been an emigrant 6fty-four
times. and has just sent to Texas for
pamphlet about the resources of
that State.
A Cincinnati woman burned her
husbands Sunday suit because he
would not put on a buffalo robe and
crawl around the back yard and play
Santa Claus.
The obituary notice Of . much re-
spected lady concludes within her
life she was . pattern worthy to be
followed; and her deatlr--oh. how
consoling to her friends"
We suspect that what most grieved
the young lady Who represented Katie
King in Philadelphia was the fact
that she was popularity supposed TO be
more than 200 pears old.
Why are sheep the least moral of
ANIMALS? Because they 9ambol in
their youth, spend much Of their time
on the turf, many of them are black
legs, and they all get feeced at last.
There's where . man has the advan-
tage. He can undress In . cold room
and have his bed warm before . wo-
man has got her hair pins out and her
shoes untied.-Detroit Free Press
A genteel farmer in Massachusetts,,
. retired Bostouian, didn't know how
to take . wagon wheel of to grease
the axle. and 20 he bored holes
through the hub and poured in the
grease. ~
make you coat, sir?. said 4 sus-
picious tailor 70 . suspected customer.
"Oh, yes, sir. With the greatest pleas
ure." There. lust rtand in that po-
sition, please, and look right upon
that notice while / take your measure.
Csstener reads the notice: Terms
cash.
Reoeatly the local paper at Grass
Valley said: The prsttiesf giEl in
Graes Valley doesn't carry herself
straight enough uhea promenading.
For : week after al the Grass Valley
girls stalked about like 50 many beaa
poles. and every g1ri said, That hor-
rid paper! Ma, don't walk straight"
A realistic poet With 4 bad cold
seiSes his Tyre and sings:
He preased his fAce against the pane;
<II Was the ChFisfhas Ebes,
A moisture gnHheRea In HIS dooe-
He wiPed Il With his slseos.