The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1875-07-24

then hlroQ nor lot COOK. OiHCC
that time she has had more new
dresses and pin money than she
ever possessed as Mrs. --.
Twelve bald-headed men were
drawn on jury at Cairo, and the
Judge refused to go on with the
case until six of them were re-
placed by good and true men:
He said his courtroom couldn't
he made a circus of no how.
The bottom has not dropped
out of everything. We are sure
of it, for we recently sat down on
wood bottomed chair on which
a tack was standing on its. head.
we Immediately arose with re-
neWed confidence in our agility.
Mrs. CribbIes has great ideas of
her husbands military powers.
"For two years." says she The
was lieutenant in the hOrse-ma-
rines, after which he was promot-
ed to the captaincy OF a regular
squad of sap-heads and minors"
Lorenzo Day having married
Miss Martha Week, local paper
CONNIE nts
"a Day is made. a Week is lost
But Time should not complain
There'il soon be little Days enough
To make the Week again.
A FLORIDA PICTURE.-A lean
old OK hitched in two wheel
cart, containing a stalwart woman
and four tOW-headed children.
Mounted on saddle on the OK
is the "cracker'' in all his glory.
going to market with few deer
and beaver skins. Travellers say
the town is sometimes full OF
sights.
FRESH FROM ERIN. -" Well,
Patrick" asked the doctor, "how
do you feel tO-day?" "Och, doc
tor, dear, [ enjoy very poor health
intirely. The rumatics is very
distressin indade; when [ go to
siape [ lay awake all night, and
me teos is sWilled as big as goose
hens egg, so when [ stand up l
fall down Immediately.
Tt is reported that young lady
of Philadelphia who went out to
the Fiji islands last summer as a
missionary, is at home again.
Her first Sunday school class came
shutting into her house one
morning with nothing on but
necklaces, whereupon her enthu-
-siasm in the cause all melted
away.
WAITING.-A policeman, pass
ing along Second street discover
ed ghostly object standing
by gate, and crossing over he
found that it was man in his
night clothes. 81 didn't know
but that you were walking IN
Your Sleep" said the officer. mo
[ was standing out here to WaIt
till the old woman got over being
mad and dropped asleep" quiet
ly replied the citizen.
An Indiana man wrote to the
protector of a spelling match IL
his town in the following strain
Mr.. : Pleas put my name
down with them as spells at your
institushion on this mite fortnut
/ was alters considered sum pun
kins on the skule, and kinder
think | kin still shake the boy:
purity lively. Yours respectful,
: JOSEPH WIGGINS
A Nevada lover turned out re
Gently to serenade his lady love
and after saving away for an in
definite time, q heather Chimes
poked his head out of the win
dow and said "Melican woman
all gomez way, and me no like
Mclean mans fiddle" Slowly
and sadly the Mclean moved
away with the offending fiddle
and retired to the nearest saloon
to drown his sorrows in the flow
ing bowl.
MilIionaires are called 'rich men
in New York and none other
MAY except this felieitOus title
A half millionaire is said to b,
,"weH off and independent" 4
S25O,OO0 man is very comfort
able" Place the figures at $4,000
and the owner is a "small man,
under $4,000 he is ''poor" Will,
a S25. 600 man is such a poor dew
as to be unworthy of mention.
The pig was thus written up b!
Georgia boy: THE pig 1
about as big as sheep only
pigs wool isn't good for making
stocking of. Why is a pig Xix
tree! Because he roots; that
cOnundrum. A pig washe
himself in the mud. A pig ha
four legs, one under each corne