The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-09-24
NEW NoR'-wEsTERs.

Comfortable quarters-twenty five cen
pieces.
How to get along in the world-neye
get short.
Eligible jurymen are leaving Brooklyl
in shoals.
An unprincipled bachelor says trouble
never come single.
-"Heat generates motion" Illustration
"A small boy sitting down on a hot coal.
The new German greenbacks are callet
Reischskaisenscheine. They are pronoun
ced good.
Marble, Wood, Stone and Gould ar,
among New York's newspaper owners
All the Brass Is in the interviewers.
Don Carlos troops did splendidly las
week. They got as near as within nine
miles OF the enemy.--M r. Com. Adv.
When man is doing losing business
he generally advertises for a partner with
cash capital /; one who is willing to share
profits.
Several New York magnates, worth in
the aggregate SIS, 600, 900, rode to the races
in one omnibus, but the boys on salaries
hired carriages.
Things change. In old times rogues
were put in stocks as punishment, but
nowadays they go into stocks for the love
Of the thing.
There are but few people who survive
to tell how it feels to be hung, and history
suffers because such as do, have delicacy
about alluding to the subject.
Pig I. Kelley says that for every ton
of pig iron produced gallon of whisky is
consumed-which is very small quantity
of whisky for such hard work.
1t was his first by, and he acted just
like a man who had been suspected of
stealing his neighbours toothbrush, and
was trying to avoid observation. on.-Brooklyn
Argus.
An eight-day clock and moving
would be better emblems for Time
than the hour glass aud scytbe, and more
in keeping with the spirit of the age.-N.
0. Republican.
Commodore Vanderbilt is said to have
no real estate in his own name except the
house he lives in, 1t was all conveyed to
William Vanderbilt on the eve of his fathers
for the consideration of 81.
Fishing in the Tennessee river is pretty
good just now. The other day fisherman
hauled up his wife, who had been missing
for two weeks, and he saved the $500
reward he had offered for her recovery.
-Tennyson is engaged in altering his
lrama of "Queen Mary" so as to make
/ stage play of it. 1t is to be hoped that
le will retain the Milking Song" in the
tage version. With real cow it could be
made very effective.
"A fact at a confirmation class: Clergy
nan Ito young gentleman) "What is your
ather, my boy 2" can actor, SIR"
8 What are you going to be?" "An
ctor, sir" Clergyman" Let US pray"
"A Dubuque youngster learning that
amin could be used to make the skin so
ough and hard in exposed places that
hating and blistering would not occur
he pdUeriIdI sriI1gIe noe - Oo0, '
or him. ~ 'eFrors
AT recent sale of autographs .-
hat of Spinoza sold for 450 francs, while |
ieorge Washington's brought but 220.
This seems very strange, for we have
lways supposed that Washington wrote
s good hand as Spinoza.-
)ena0crdt
"A tramp called at house in Norwich,
he other day, and after being fed, asked if
be man of the house was at home. mo"
eplled she who served him, "but I'll let
ou know mighty quick that the woman of
he house is at home." and, taking down |
II old sword, she started for him, but he |
scaped.
The grave of Horace Greeley in Green |
rood Cemetery has teen surrounded by an |
rborvit9 hedge, forming an inclosure ff- |
cen feet in diameter, within which scraggy |
ose bushes are planted and tied to sticks !
ainted red and white. A plain slab, with
be name and date of birth and death, |
,arks the grave.
The ingenuity of the Esquimaux is
in cruel way they have of
illing bears. The ends of piece of |
rhalebone are sharpened and bent together,
overed with meat and solidly frozen.
When bruin finds this, he bolts it down
nchewed. The meat me1ts, the whale
one straightens out, and the poor animal
les of the stomach-ache.
-Pinchbeck tells good story of a Balti-
Korean mistaking him for white man OH
railroad car, joining him in luncheon,
ffering to share his bunk in sleeping
oach, and at the end of his journey extend
lg ii pressing invitation to spend a few
eeks at his residence in Baltimore, at
hieh juncture the exchange of cards re-
eaieQ MS mistake.
We are, all Of us different creatures
18th different people our very physique
hanges according to our surroundings.
Ve expand mentally, morally, physically,
! one atmosphere, and we close and shrink
nd fade in another. Nervous, sensitive
eople show this distinctly but even the
lost phlegmatic do not escape the effects
repulslon OF attraction. Within an Ace.
AT Saratoga the State cottages have
cen occupied this season by the following
ch men and their families: August Bel
lont, worth perhaps $10,00O,O 600; August
chell, worth $1,000, 600; Hon. Ben Wood,
-orth $4,000, 600; Robert L. Cutting, worth
2, 900, 600; ]. H. Joy, worth So, 900, 900;
Vanderbilt, worth $40, O0G, 900;
Loses H. Grinnel, worth $4,000, 600 Peter
[oller, worth $4,000, 900; and silas Her.
ng, worth s2,000,o0o If A. T. Stewart,
NM