The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-07-11
NEBULAR NOTIONS.

NEBULAR NOTIONS.
=. New Orleans journalists are now doubly
armed-with pen and club.
PITY It's that the jury were the only
persons hung connected with the Beechel
scandal
.Wagners music, like some distin.
guished malefactors, is only remarkable or
the score of execution.
i. The crab is a dainty insect When il
promenades it invariably selects the side
walk.
=. According to the owner, the "learnei
mule plays euchre only indiferently-he runs
! mostly on call tours.
=. Shylock had one good quality. he
would always meat his Obligations.
-. Alex Hay speaks of another beautiful
old ballad Blear-eyed Mary"
49,. The handspring of American society
is said to be Saratoga.
=. DR.. Austin says that Gounod, Often.
bach and Lecoque may all of them be good
"composers, but Opium lays them all out
90. Why not? One Day he became Presi-
dent of the Sun Mutual Insurance Company,
and one Day he may preside over the Board OF
Underwriters.
-. Lem. knight wonders why the EN-
peror of Brazil is called Dom Pedro" and
says, according to his experience, it ought to
be "Damn Pedro"
-. .Beecher has been invested with CEN
tennial salary.
-. Another paradox: A very young lady
was heard to remark at the Varieties the
other night, "Pickles issweet.
-. The 0. D. Al leading lady declined to
play the Octoroon in New York. When So
licited she replied: Freeman never will be
slaves"
-. Now that the Washington and his
Ratchet story is finally exploded, it has been
discovered that Henry Ward Beecher was the
author of the phrase, "Father, can not tell
lie"
-. When Gen. Jack Wharton wishes to
review the Louisiana militia he simply looks
at knight across the tabl and commands,
AuSlu, dJtdAtlUu. hAu IL 10 OOaOs
49,. All who have partaken of the Exon
CHEESEMAN'S delicious mutton will appreciate
these last words, 'Don't give up the sheep"
dillingham; Laurence.
-. The Garricks want George H. to play
"Samson." They say he has the "Braughn
and muscle to jerk it properly.
While inspecting some Pilocene relics
recently at the Smithsonian Institute, Miss
Susan B. Anthony recognized flint arrow
head as having originally belonged to her lit
tie brother.
-. The Bedouins do not enunciate very
distinctly. How can they, with their mouths
full of gum Arabic.
=. Cushing has been charged with liquor
dealers license for selling the cotton gin.
-. Speaking Of Rivers, the draught of water
is very low on the St. James bar. That Of
whisky is better.
j.. Fashionable ladies nowadays are like
runaway thieves. You generally find hustle
behind EN-.
-. Col. J. M. G. Parker says he is not
very good shot. He can't draw bead with
out poulticing his head over night. But he
can always hit the bulls eye whenever he can
reach the bull.
-. Speaking of city finances. Now let us
once more have Booth in ga New Way to
Pay Old Debts.
-. Johnny Hawkins is connecting new
drink he calls "True Inwardness." It will
set the birds singing in a "white-souled mans
heart in twenty seconds.
-. Baggage smashers, beware A party by
tho name Of johnson left here yesterday for
San Francisco.
. The proper way to celebrate the Fourth
of July-with din and dinner.
Matt Hogan is said to be organizing
new "rife" team.
A prisoner in the Central Station says
Of all the '.Beaks" he is most afraid Of Judge
Hawkins).
The success of blonde burlesque shows
that prodigal sons have not yet lost their taste
for the fatted calf.
=. The ancient Plymouth rock was found
upon the beach. The modern Plymouth rock
il Beecher.
-. Among other applicants for member
ship of our journalistic club is Capt. Press
Work. He claims eligibility on account of
his calling.
THE TREASURES OFFICE.