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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
A7iso al p1blico.

r. Pou y Ca en- liquidacion de Humaoao, ofrecen
en- venta arrendamiento las sgtlienes propiedades
an Ell PsaeblO ste : sASusahO.
10 Uua de MADEIRA de alto coblada de hierrO
galvanizado, almacenes propios para ventas al
mayor detail, caile del Comercio.
=? Dos casas de MADEIRA propias de viyienda en- Ia
msma Gale.
80 Uu solar en- la plaza
40 Dos cuerdas de terreno en- las afueras, propio
para Guido de cabalius.
IA ga A. ueEtO de NaguabO.
.? Una casa-almacen de nampostel1a con vivienda
espaeiOsa en- los altos.
10 Una casa-almacen de MADEIRA, cebada de tejas
de barro, cuerda de terreno cer,ado con pa
izada de MADEIRA plncAtea un tinglado para deposo
lie maderas.
~ Una casa de maaera en- lacalle Combbora.
8. Un solar frente al mar.
80 DIez de tern frente al mar contenien-
do un magnIhc0 amacen de mampOster1a cobilado de
teias de barro dos ranchones de MADEIRA coba1os de
herro ga yauizado para dep6sito de meles,
de vlyienda de Tonelera, pesebres. cs-
tema para aqua, todO pr0po para un gran estabieti
mienode neg0cios azucares provlsiones deras q
Iu9 Tres Ancones buena con- icion con en-
seles.
Em el pssebIoy jurisdiction de la CeiD:A'
lip los de MADEIRA Ell la 3ae uel ComercO.
129 Una hacienda de con todos enseres,
bueyada tren de establecnnientos maquna de vapor
de gran uerza, tres evaporad ras, toda cas nue.
vo capaz de produor Gle sou 1000 bocoyes de tcar.
ElEa e1 pszeRab Se saS McOsa
13o I'm emacen de MADEIRA, c0bljado de herro gal
vanzado con su Ioueleria para deposito de frutos
maderas
Lac Dos Ancones para embarque de az1cares en-
bueu estado cou enseres.
an sA pueblo de ks ksumacsAO.
159 Una casa de mampostera trente la plaza, pre-
pia para negocios de mercancias provisiones al ma
yory menor.
l6o Una casa de mamposterla, esquna calle del Co
mercio para dsp6sito.
l79 Una sstancia de 144 cuerdas de terreno ano de
prtnera clase propies para canas, barrio Rioabao,
canine al puerto.
slaA el pmert0 de EEnxnaCaO.
1So Uu almacen MADEIRA, cobradO de hierro gall
yanizado propio para deposito de trutos maderas,
frente al mar.
1872 In alnlacen de MADEIRA oobijado, de tejas de
baIro, para dep6sto de mereanc1as provisio-
nes, con terreno cercado para dep6sito de madefas
20o Una casa Tonelelia.
2le Tres Ancones pora embarques de a&1cares Ell
buen estados, con sus enseres
Para condolences de venta arrendamiento infor-
mes mas detaadUs, sc entenderan con duenos Il.
Pou ca en- Lquidacion.-Humacao,P L. b. a 10 de
Noviembre de 1870 H. Pou yea 7-l2
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Margary y Comp.
Gale de Ia Marina, nstmerO Z.

Ofrecen de yenta6 precios n6dcos les efsctos sgus
entes:
Azucar centrifugada de 1a en- bocoyes y barriles.
Idem idem de z! idem idem
Iden nascabado de dferentes classes
Aguardiente de cana en- boooyes.
r Hos de suela super or, un complete surtdo de
diversas maderas, del ext anjsso del paisPuerto-
Rico 10 de Disiembre de 1873. %
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
IGI doSclb.iinioltO mas glallo del SigIo!
Egyptian Hair Coloring.
No eS WR tipte.


la vez que cumpie con cuanto ofrecen y Sc propo-
men la infnidad de artculos que haan de venta no
Sc asemea ennada alas composicones espesas turbias
de azure acetate de plono, nj los Tntes para
Cabeo, cuyas propiedade dependen del Nitrate de
plata de otros metales venenosos, porque
EDiferemte de Otra preparedness,
No deia mancha en- la piel en- la ropa.
No ennegrece los Ornamento5 de plata.
No deia capa insolube de azufre de acetate de
plata en el cabello, que es nocivo desagradabe.
No destruye la yaiidad del cabello nj cansa la cal
vice premature, como 10 hacen prepa, acione5.
No afecta de ningun modo la salud como 10 han he
cho )tras preparedness mealicas de mauera aar
mante hasta Ell extreme de lamar la atencion del p
blico la prensa peodica anonestandOle uso
No requiere ell uso continue de aceltes nj pomadas
para contrariar la aspereza los eectos seoantas
secuentes al uso de preparedness nocivas.
Las ylrtudes y ventajas
DEL EGYPTIAN AAIA CoL03IAG
cousisten en- que NO rIENE SEDIMLENVO; es tras,
parente lnpio La persona delcada puede lsarlo
Sin 81 mas eve riesgo a la saluJ Quita la caspa; evia
la oaida del cabeIio restabece vltaliad cuand0
ha marchtado p0r el uso de comp0sci0nes veueosas;
eyita Ia caiviaie; RESIAURA AL CABEALO SU
COLOR NATURAL, BIhN HAYA SIDO PERDI-
DO tOk LA EUAD, ENtERAEDAD, u POR
OTRA CAUSA CUALQUIERA, conseryandolo en- la
lnisma condicion saindabie de la juventud.
Unc0 agente la Capital el Lcdo d. Miguel G..
Ledesnla calIe de San tfancsoo, MIN. ~.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22

Ell conocido esoutor D. Salyio Hrllaa, de cuyos ira
baios en- MADEIRA tanto ha oeupado amos anterio
res la prensa de esta Capital ha vuelto abir taller
de esculiura pntura. dorado fabrica de espeos en-
la calie de la Fortaleza mum. Z, donde ofrece illus
tralo pdblico de toda Ia Isla.
sestaura los espeios Que esi6n nal estad"
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22

Las personas interesadas en- su adquiscioh pueden
dirigirse Jose Beaupied, Concordia -, MayaSueA'
en- a,nde encontrarar tsmbien de venta de ocasion
los efectos sguientes
I'm fnagnilco alanbique de vapor de DIS pipas dia-
rias (fabrica de Mac Onie Mrrla Otro alambique
trauces de Egrot, continue, al vapor de DOS pipas
sambien.
I'm tacbo Ill vapor aire lbre para haeer e trabsjo
de cuatro evaporadoras paila mulutubuai de
tubos movies de patente tabrcado por Ia casa ries,
Tait Watson de las dmensi9ness siguientes ~ PIES
o largo, rios de diametro noyenta tubos oe Pui-
gAdas neaos caaF;a Es2 pss no hs 9FssNlaa9 nsnsa'
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
D. TOMAS RAYA.

Doctor en- Jurisprudeuoia, Aboga,o de les Tribunal
les Auditor honSrario de guerra, ia estabecdo sus
estud en- les altos de casa eae de San Justo nu
zero al ado del Consulado Britanico donde ofre.
ce sus servcios profssionales numerosos amigos
de esta Isa, demas peFsonas que quieran honrrapIe
confaudoe sus asuntos.
PVsrtq'ReoI sepsmhre Dc lsi5 l9-se
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
palas para Ingepio.

Las hay ae todostamah- lejjltinas
de Carron, hasta 800 galones, en el
aImacen de os Ses Aneli julia y
G: de AguadiIla, Para mas porme-
noges diyigise 4 los cisaies gsrores,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
rRECIOs DE ANUECIOS.

sos Inca de impression p1blc6rd1se haata tres vaees
De una n na regOn cue ezceda de seisIos presios
6es o aDuncos hayan de pubcase caoteres
Ssral %n tpos los estas fneaaPor
amos admten anuncos precos Los comm
Jos Sc cobraan 10 la Inca npresa Anunoos CONN
icados sc abonaran adslantados.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22

doesabli lspm
pdco delaIs
h @ @au ul
a mayo ~ n ftsp
eiles scii
yen a ia
anume eosa aciemea a e
1 ph
"a La medic "a y
Lnscent
d. la
msma seconded
apaEG cla A0entep par los dOn6i icOs
efumeIah higenca bone parea atel
aheuhes squequt utan y
Vmse pina
uyenda stoma n
nra naua 10 pepsn
pancyad e esab
nsinpur manCh
de Zaapann queconiee
uamnsanl
PARA a
adorable uexpmdio
Para
a,purhean Is d
ha-Care
FrE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Giro de Letras,

Sobre Cadis Sevilla, Madrid, Barcelona, Malaga,
Coruna, Sautander, San Sebastian Valencia, por
cantdades de S25 adeante corta vista giran los
que suscriben.
Puerto Rico ls de Febrero de 1875.--Irierte, Fl
mano dc Caraeana
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Consulado Britanico.

La correspondence Sc oiera en- este ConsuIado los
dlas sguientes
Para ingaterra, Espana
Francia Alemania, t0da
Europa, Asia, sauth6mas, }El l2 13y27.
Paefco, TERRA frme y las
Colonias Ingesas.
Para la Habspa Mejico }El dia II.
la Ffss Pisea sl Brasil Rio de Ell dia 81
Para Santo Domingo. }Los dias 2yl6
ao. Estdo undos Via a5s,soo6 de saoth6%es PGE
Para los rstados- Unidos, Via De- Ri5 jamaica. ~
segun disposition del Gobernador Britanioo en- los
dias de correspondents para Europa las
ran este Consuados hasta la del dia sin multa
hasta las con multa de 10 ceutanyos por car
tas, excepto las que hechen ell buzon los seos
ingleses necesarios.
Claudo ell franqueo es forzoso y las cartas puesas
en- el buzon frapqueadas no pueden ser envia
das por ell vapor ingles.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Avis

Sc liecesitan dos 6venes de ID a is amos actiyos
integenes para repartir entregas de oblas suscrip
con.-Drigrse calle de la Fortaleza, n0merO is
Librerfa. -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
NUN. 15T.
PRECIos DE SUBSCRIPTION

$40 la isaPor seis S. so censSos-PcE
mesre SPor reales en- la Capital, 10 e
Penfnsulay exrangero
pe6deo franco de porte eoreo ng SIS anEaesPOr
sno la isla de Cuba $12.
suscipcon pagan sempr por adanado los suscrp
pneden enendes los Agenss dectsmen Ad
ministracion.
Ell BoLETIN epvis & todas parties franco de porte
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Aviso.

En- Ia Hoialaterfa cale dc la Luna ndmero so, Sc
encuentran bailos medos banos de venta, Sc hacen
modes para chocolate velas econ6mcas guales las
que vienen de Paris. w
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
HACIENDA SAN CAISIOB!L,'
EN- VENTAO O ARRIEN 20.
Jurisdiction de Nag~dbO, departan'e'ato
de HuBeQcGo.

Sita en- las nmediaciones del pueblo con Ell que co
india por ell S. o as como con la Central Gle los Sres
Rus6 de cuyas fabricas dista Glen metros; proXina
Al puerto con facildad para la conduccon de sus
nraduotos por 10 corto buen estate del camlno
Consta de 3 000 cuerdas de Inmejorable terreno mi
tad virgen vega sobre-vega monte pastos de todas
clases en- abundanca, capaces de mantener desaho
qadamente trescentos novitlos soga ademas tie cle
to cuarenta bueyes de trabaj0 de la hnca.
Grandes comodos cercados tanto por sus aguas
como DOR su prodga vegetaeien.
Trescientas cncuenta cuerdas de canas de lnme]ora
HE condicon para cosechar el pr6ximo alo de 1876
Abundantes inagotables bosques, tanto para lena
como para maderas de ausubo etc., etc de todo tama-
no medida.
Sin esp 9s; cfOna q seqsaiass
Atravesada por dos rios que en- case de necesidad
nneden aproyecharse en- rego suma tacildad sin
orandes gasos asi como un priyilego para ntlllzar
sus aguas.
Una espacosa magnifca casa de vivienda con uu
bono agradab.e jardin con dos casitas de rscreo.
Dos casas de campo-Una casa para mayordomos.
lin cuartel para peoaes.--Un pesebre.-Una buena
naouina de vap r. de fuerza de ~ cabal os-Dos cla
rifcado, s-Un4 Dater1a lie cuatro tondos-Sete ar
texas con cabda 81 boeoyes.-Almacen purgnero de
13O bocoyes cabda..--Dos ranches de bagazo.-Un
tenda horno para laIrillos.-Un alamblque con sas
b 1tieiones.--Una buena carreteria
Las casas de vivienda y fabricas son de mampos-
terla MADEIRA en- buen estado.
Ell que la interese en- uno Il otro sentido pueden
dirigirse q la sucssion 2atxot en- Naguabo. SO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Az6car y Mieles

reorados por los nuevos aparatos econ6micos prvie-
efados para la descoloracion defecacon del qua
rapo producidas por Ell acdo sulfuroso apIcado por
una injection de vapor.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Vapor ''Alican te, !"
Captain Arande.

VSQge ertyaoydinario d San Thomas por
eJ SIR de Sa'ato Domingo q regreSo poy Ell
Sur de P@eYto- R5co t0cando en- Ponce.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Juan Evaristo Laloma,

reloiero, q'ie por espaeio de amos ha ejercdo su
profession en- ell estabecimiento de ID. Felipe Hecht,
avisa al p1bco general hsberse esta Iecido en- la
Gale de San Francisco frente la antigua tarmacla
conoeida por IA. Telard. 2-3.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22

NOTA Passages de Ponce Cuba en- Ia camara
S20 "a 35 los demas puntos segun tarita ordenada
lDEai za-Fietes de idem la Aabana, Nuevitas y
Gihara por cate 10 centayos ORC, Santo Domingo y
Cuba 694 centavos
Por tabaco, IS centavos orc, Cuba y Santo Domin-
go, y$i los demas puntos.
Por maiz a SO centayos papel por quntal.
o-Rico 81 de Noviembre de 1870 Iriarte, Her
de Oaracena y CO onsignatari0s. S
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
"LA rAMA. :"
FdbricG de PGstas dc todas clQSeS de To-
na@s hGterG, ga LtneG.

Ell dueno de este acreditalo establecmiento anun
cia sus favOrecedores al pubico general, que
hobiendo hecho una gran reforma dicha fabrica,
parael mayor adeIanto meoras de industria,
pender4 los fideos los precios sguientes Ia clase
$10 ga 80, ga a So, las 8 cajas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
N1nero 80.

Sc alquia la casa marcada con dicho n1mero en- la
cale de san Francisco, plaza de Santiago trente al
Teatro: ell que la nerese ID. Francisco Pou-
pat en- la Imprenta del 3OLETIN. 2--3
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Igonoa General de N9gOaoS,
Gale de San Jose n1mero IA,

Sc compran, Sc velden Sc alquan muebles de to.
das classes, al c0ntado
Sc realilan c6dulas de escavos.
Se yende una gran eXstencia de muebles de gusto
go ell mejor estado.
Vari1s obTas de racreo de Medicina Y de Jurispru-
dencia la Historia de Espana
Sc cQmpran;-Elementos de Historic General, por
Alvaro Lev.-Memorla de Puerto Rico, por ordova.
Historia de Ia Revoucion Francesca por Ihiers edi-
cion economical.
Taller y Ageacia Funerara y Ageneia General de
Neg0cos, cale San lose n0mero Ii y Lima l04;
con 81 Que suscribe. Felieiano Fuertes. S-l2
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
,APITAL:-DIEz MILLoNEs DE PESOS
Agenoa para Ia saa PuertoRioO Capital San Francisco

Agenca para a &c PueOoo Francisco num- "a
que ibe ba sdo nonbdo poder de la Administration g-
Compa1a de la Capital
Isa exception d. Ia Villa de aagde competente
para etectar contra ncendos termnos aoabs
Ea Conpana ina solo hacer seguo Edfco Casas
nanpoeria On % h
deo nacehe de beqaes urtos ba cargameno
y de dep6sio de maderas carbon
En- Ageuc dan cuanos ntoEmes sc deseenPuerto Rco
Julio 20 de 1s75,-~kra4f%see RastQh
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Aviso muy Importance.

Por baberse vendido ell vapor ale
man "Maracaibo," SO saspenden los
Wales de los vapores de la Inca ale
mana los puertos do esta 1sla hasta
nuevo aviso.
Puerto. Rico 18 de NoviembFe de
1875 Los Consignatarios, Schon
WilIink V Comp. 12--12
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
Taller Y Ig1ncia Iluoarl,
Gale de San Jose n1mero Il.

Trenes ataudes de todas classes tamanos desde
ell mas modesto hasta e mas luIoso, precias mo-
dicos, al alcance de todas las 1ortuuas Feliciano
Fuertes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-12-22
ANO 81.

pobcass este peco los dOnngos nie1colea yisra caan
,yitis 4 los ausciptolea
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-04-22
Mirth at Meal Time.

Everybody should plan to have pleas.
ant conversation at the table, just as they
have good food. A little ory-telling-
it may be of humorous things, anecdotes,
etc-will often stimulate the joyous ele
ments of the mind and cause it to act
vigorously and healthfully. Try and
avoid going to the table all tired out. Let
all troublesome topics be avoided Let
aches, pains, and funerals not be intro
duced Don't scold domestics Don't
discipline children. Think and say
something pleasant Cultivate mirth,
and laugh when anything witty is said.
IT possible, never eat alone. Invite a
friend of whom you are fond. and try
and have good time. Friendship and
friendly intercourse at the table pro
notes the flow of animal spirits and aids
digestion. Think of sulky churl MUNICH.
ing his meal in a dogged temper. He
will become dyspept;c. Never bring a
corroding growl or complaint to the ta-
BILE. Is the pudding too salt? Was the
bread burnt? Do not mention it-espe-
cially at the table Let that pass, though
you need no: eat that which may not be
palatable or healthful, but politely de-
cline it. He who brings the most happi
ness to the table is the best citizen.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-04-22
Who are Your Aristocrats?

Twenty years ago this one made can
dies. that one sold cheese and butter that
one butchered, a fourth thrived off dis
tillery, another was a contractor of Ca
nals others were merchants and mechan-
les. They are acquainted with both ends
of society, as their children will be after
them, though it would not do to say so
out loud, for often you shall find that
these toiling worms hatch butterflies.
Death brings division of property, and
it brings new financiers. The old gent is
discharged, the young gent takes his rev.
enues, and.begins to travel-toward pow
erty, which he reaches before death, or
his children do if he does not. So that
in fact, though there is sort of moneyed
race it is not hereditary; it is accessible
to all. Three good seasons, will send q
generation of men up-a score of years
will bring them all down and send their
children to labor The father grubs, and
grows rich; the children riot and spend
the money. Their children in turn, in
herit the price and go to shiftless power
ty; next, their children, reinvigorated by
fresh plebeian blood, and by the smell of
the clod, come up again Thus society,
like tree, draws its sap from the earth,
changes into leaves, and spreads them
abroad in great glory, sheds them off to
fall back on the earth, again to mingle
with the soil, and at length to re appear
in new dress and fresh garniture.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-04-22
An Easy Lesson in Physiology.

Supposing your age to be fifteen, or
thereabouts:
You have 200 bones and 500 muscles;
your blood weighs twenty-five pounds,
your heart is five inches IN length and
three inches in diameter. it beats seven
ty times per minute, 4,200 times per
hour, 1905 800 times per day, and 36,792,-
600 times per year. At each beat a little
over two ounces of blood is thrown out OF
it; and each day it receives and dischar-
yes about seven tons of that wonderful
fluid.
Your lungs will contain q gallon of air
and you inhale 24.0O0 gallons per day
The aggregate surface OF the air cells OF
your lungs supposing them to be spread
out. exceed 10000 square inches.
The weight of your brain. is three
pounds; when you Yre man it will weigh
about eight ounces more
Your nerves exceed 100000 in num-
Der.
Your skin is composed of three layers
and varies from one-fourth to one-eighth
of an inch in thickness. The area ol
your skin is about 100 square inches
Each square inch contains 2,500 sweating
tubes or perspratory pores, each OF which
may be likened to - little drain tile one
fourth of an inch long, making an aggre
| gate length OF the entire surface of youl
body OF oS,54l feet, or a tile ditch fol
draining the body almost IL miles long
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-04-22
How a Maine Printer Was Made a
Man Of.

Several years ago, a slab-sided, awk
ward printer boy, from Maine, found his
way to Washington In search of San easy
place. Tom Ewing was then Secretary
of the Interior. He was also uncle OF
our gawky place-hunter. To him the
youngster naturally applied for assist
ance in getting the desired situation.
This was the encouraging answer he re-
ceived from Ewing:
Il will not get you place in any of the
departments. Moreover, if you fRd a
place and go to work, will use all my
influence to have you dismissed | want
you to get out of Washington. l am not
going to have you made into limp and
helpless nonentity, if l can help it. Go
anywhere else; go to the Devil. if you
like; you shan't stay in Washington"
This inspirtng counsel drove the
printer youth back to Maine again Had
Ewing found him the desired place, he
would to day be tying tape around bun
died documents, or sticking official
stamps on somebody else's letters, in one
of the departments, an inert and human
routine machine But the uncle's sensi-
BILE brusqueness was the nephew's saliva
ton. The name of that discouraged
young applicant was james G. Blaine,
present Speaker of the House of Repre-
sentatives - Washington Cor. Chicago Times
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1875-04-22
Blistering an Editor in His Sleep.

During our late Editorial Convention p
gentleman was taken quite sick at the
Yorboro House, in Raleigh, and sent in
post-haste after DR.. = The doctor was
soon on hand, and pronounced his dis
Aase acute Inflammation OF the stomach
md bowels, and said nothing would give
more certain and speedy relief than a
blister. The office boy. Wiley, was hasti
y dispatched for the panacea. with direc
lions to hurry up and get it, and be very
quiet in putting it over the stomach and
bowels OF the gentleman in Room No. 4S.
In less than twenty minutes the boy re-
turned and went to 4S. where he found
our editorial friend quietly sleeping and
luring the day. and the lots of good
things he had eaten and drank in going
the rounds. As gently as if he was
handling babe, Wiley softly spread the
blister over the abdomen OF our sound
sleeping. innocent friend. All well so
iar. Next morning between nine and
ten O'Clock, Mr.. came down to
breakfast. and taking aside mine host he
quietly inquired. "Was sick last night,
or what was to pay p II don't know"
said Blacknall "Dr. - was here
about nine o'clock to see some one"
We'll, it must have been me, and he has
played the dickens with one of his infer
nal blisters. He put one on me as big as
towel, and let it stay until nine o'clock
this morning | must have been awful
sick, out of my head or much excited in
some way, as / hardly r+colIect seeing
the doctor. The remedy was forty times
worse than the disease, and has blistered
so deep that 1T will take all the Summer
to get well" Here the conversation
ended, Pretty soon DR.. - calls to see
his patient. and finding him no better,
and no blstering having been applied, he
comes down to the office much provoked,
and inquired sharply, why was not
the blister put on the gentleman in Room
No. 4S, as directed p
"Why, Doctor" said the host, II gave
Wiley the prescription myself, and the
money to pay for it, and more than that
| have seen Mr.. - (the editor of y
who roomed last night in 4S, and take
my word for it, he is the best blistered
man | ever saw" At this the doctor
hurriedly took from his pocket his mem
morandum and exclaimed, Good heav-
ems it should ave been in Room No
So instead OF 49,
Just at this stage of the game up walk
ed Mr.. -, who was introduced to DR..
-. They quickly retired to one cor
ner of the room, and with many apollo
gies, with bows and smiles, the doctor
said. "A large hop and mush poultice put
on to day, with a linen rag creased with
mutton suet, will give you relief"
Dogs take your poultices and greasy
rags l want something to bring the
skin back on my stomach just as you
found it; and there will be trouble if it
isn't done"
Exit DR.. = amid loud cursings of
Cl IL i Il
ers.-Raleigh Neaos
That was bad for the well man. How
much better would it have been FOR the
sick man2
MoRAL.-Don't send for doctor who
poisons his patients.