The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-02-27
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9s Laughing Gas. ,.s u ts,,e,s,
The war Of racesssces for ofkce.
aq The bump Of destructivoness-s
railway collision. :, sFF. :. -. :,
Read hot-the trads mark letters
on aawarm St0ve. .tsz8z sf 4ass....1 .ax *sz
Chicago iscalled the IDsu<anosC Con - =
4panies, Cemetery.
g Lent fsupun =. Lo6k QUITO 'ii.i5sE
6rehaS ana 0UUkS. zv-sasazas<ss.ssasz'<s
hi Dentists ballad. :" o, wtofcan tell
the jsws ;we feel f'.aiazas estsis5aosI f
The Beecher- -Tilton litseAsuss sAasei.
injured the sale Of comic aymanacs
this year. 'l:s,ss. assus.sfsx19I s,aF
Brigham Young has .sa6icieDtI3 ss-s :.
covered to sittup and get maFriea 80 ..
casionally. - :
~ 1t will not improve your under
standing ,te have your shoes f1ed bF
q sherry cobbler. * -,
q True merit, ike the pea pearl inside al a.
oyster, Is Content TO remain quiet TIL ,''
it finds an opening. ia'9fffialseI 7aa9 i
81 Now is the season when people
should economise by burning alinanaos
instead of wood and coal tlIs5giislI eHs
Mr. Spencer. OF Aodns, Conn.,, dastsIs,
q despairing look upon his tweptyr Il,
frst child the other day. No Wonder
they call . repeating rifle 2 Spencer.
b One of the most interesting. and ~.
hot1y contested law suits ever Known
in Michigan arose from the fact that III
twO women claimed the same water Il
fall. ~ .1c ~ aaA alfs. ,v.ss. lsfts3z. a2l4s.j3
IL A Nevada man who had seven home
" daughters, got paper TO hint that
he had seven kegs filled with gold in'
his cellar, and every girl was married
ID ave months. sFs''7a* 't''sssa s7f'aiss'
= ssI thought I was queer he dfdhf 7n
boiler 'oussshS last time Thin him,s >
said. Mrs. Hnse of, Alabaana, tAgtAes >
jury who were tryingh her ~ for the mpr;7a e.
der Of her husband. ~
+ A young woman Is Youngstoawsnn, town ~
\ Ohio, who has an initation. seal akin
ClUSSh3 - 1OKC0W w Cg1 S9u 0VC1O8O Va
fifteen lies per day - mike folkss shes a.
lieve IL 10 real sklu.ts.5 esii ani1.ss 81
= Nts. Laing,sn 0neA NeneHt tAprk Il
softly up belind ,Kine .KalakapA aud
stole d kiss! But She Joke 81 the
thilg is that the Opaaha Waga ps,,t
off . good k'okingoAsg forthe King !
They tried to scaro altbdn siii s1fissa''
.souri BY threatening % tar and featheE
him but he replied: Come on with
your old ;t;u; pve been there six times,
and I've got a recipe for washing it
Off fs'' Si1fI@sH fg%s1 sg5 sg1IaifaiF
81 How eharmingly naive 4sRsi,s said1'g
q young beau to = ,crasty ss1k kstss4le-s i
man.. z Knave - exclsi4ed ~ latter, /
gazing through HE spectatcsss sewas3
the coquettish beauty i1diesssd5. .s~B
should say more II feSEn asasaisasas'a
A clergyman in Iowa jsood - llis J
door and warned aeslonation party.
that the 6rst Ons wlso eiatefsdHkiA gsse,
would be O. dead, man, He said itgwas-sa
bad enough to take half his pay in.
beans, without havfng his House de-. !. !.
stroved. @G1ii :i'8g st7s&Is ..s@8hv tsesia
!, Allefter passed through. the Detroiiasssd
post. offica the other day, bearing tha. 5.
following ,spperscription:, "..To the
Fat Kuss what .eddits tho Pontyacs
weekly 'Gdzctts, and send me . dnxnfl u
letterina envelope hs stole +; Pontyse,a
Michigan" .ss<ss
Mrs. Dale If Detroit, held hot
buckwhcat cake over hesmhusbandb
countenance for several nlinntes be-
cause he expressed his disapprOyal of
free love doctrines. s' This family
muss Us run on an ansectarian bisis, y u
said Mrs. Dale. isasxs IL ases& n ri ~
A Philadslpiis man saSs that when.
his wife gets up in the morning with, :,
. jerk, and neglectiDg TO do up her
hair, goes silently about her work, stsi !"
10 il,atesiaaizing = dDmes1ic raw which al
before night will slsske the house tofi :
its foundation. S.
A Kansass hypochondtiac, mdlitatk
ing upsu the death IF > dog. fAnsier in !;
his neighborhood, gives vent to the
mournful thonght: !" Cur great men
/ are petsting ts,t sort % rapid like theseefg
times.. 'WhiskeEs skillss most, on lhap, /
eOW0 tuHUScs OveEUOotta, ssnO .csseAOu,
ally one gets hung"
/ A Plaiuville Clergyman insists that
he saw y snake forty feet long aud as u
big reund ~ u barrel Of whiskey4 4 u;
pretty good sized insect that. We have. ..
no doubt that lie saw it, but he nm
qusstionablv saw the barrel Of whis-
|key before hs saw the snaasos iftlsesans
more re,ssonab's, sopehox,s zaqa ..ssou
+ Paper under-garmants anes being n
sept to this country in great Quantities,
with the belief that .tlsey viii paks IN
great sensation. Tho sepdfes1 Afaa
|.evidently ignorant Of the fact that pe-s
per, nnder garments, has been in ua4e :. !.
for some time in this country, and Ms
some instances created considerable