The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-04-15
PENNSYLVANIA DEITSH.
An Bref fun Sammy Kitsler

Mister DrIcker, Esq.,:
DEAR SIR:-Es is now shun about
drei yohr sidder dos de Fanny, my olty,
subscribed hut for eier Tzeitung-un Sc
hut Sc aw cash down betzahlt uf lorna
nous. De Tzeitung kummt oily Dunners-
dawg, un de Fanny con OILS sheer net
waTda, for sc is 80 orrick uf's lasa un Sc
fershtate's aw ward for wardt, un d'no
dut se,mer's ebmohlsaw explaina uf deitsh
fur ich bin un raler true blue Pennsylva-
MIA Deitsher. Sell is aver net feel salts
faction wann cans es net selwer for sch
lasa con. Es kummt mer fore es waer q
wennich dos won mer kea TIA irn maui het
un wet ons essa gea un dino an neager kre-
ga for cams middog essa ferkaua uns de-
posita uf cam 81 deller uns d'no uf shep-
pa mit'm lefel un's seller weag der hales
hummer gea lussa. lch gea nj for my eag-
mes fressa selwer tzu kaua in meini eagna
maui. Un 80 aw NIT EN- Tzeitung lasa.
| Aver, iCh mus Contessa dos des English
gate mer net goot, un 80 hut's noch feel
onnery doh in Schnitztown, un drawrum
hob ich my mind uf g'maucht der now
oily woch an shtick tzu shreiva, in der
goota, olta, shana un ehrlich Pennsyl-
vana Deitsha sproch, un waer5 net lasa
con dar mawgs spella.
De Fanny is wennich u1reerish ale
we'll weaga politics. Sc war OILS an gutter
un sounder publican, aver, somehow, Sc
is gor nimmy we Sc OILS war un iCh bin
selwer a wennich geboddert. Doh for u
pawr yOhr hut sc mers OILS explained we's
is, un wann ich OILS yusht 'spublican tick.
ct g'yote hob, DOM wars all right Aver
now will de Fanny obsolut hawa dos ich
niyver yota set uf de demokratish side, un
wan ich sell du don hastes eva ich w@r
an turnCoat.
Doh der onner dawg we ich hame bin
kumma hob ich amohl ebber heara singa,
un yusht eb ich de deer uf g'maucht
hob for ins house hob ich's on der
shtim CHART dos es de Fanny is
Un der tune wares hut mich by
chucks wennich gekitzelt un glechert
-wass denksht now dos Sc g'sunga hut
Du kensnt es net gessa uf nunnert mohl.
Els war net Hail Columby, un net old
hundret, aver es war Yankey Doodle
Uf course es war EnglisA, un ebbas fun
com to town, uf a poney, un oily gebut
amohl ebbas g'mentioned fun olta YAM
kee Doodle. lCh vase de wardta net,
aver der tune war yusht about gons Uni
ted States goot, un's hut mich aw recht
lively feela mauCha.
Well, ich bin ins house nj, un hob aw
grawd amohl g'noticed dos de Fanny in
a tip-top goOta humor war. Sc hut de
Tzeitung in der hond g'hot, un we ich nj
bin hut Sc aw grawd sell Yankey Doodle
singa g'shtupt, un sawgt: "NOw, aver
Sammy, doh sin aver de gooty news allie
weil-doh shtates uf schwartz un weis
wes gonga dort in Connecticut, un sell
suit mich exactly" Sc hut mer aw d'no
explained wO sell Connecticut s-uf der
onuer side Yorrick county, net welt fun
Pennsylvania, un dort is shen's unser
publican party wennich gebutta warra.
Un ich muss aw COntessa dos so news
we sell mer wennich lade dut, un ich
hob der Fanny aw so g'sawt. Aver dino
hut Sc aver amohl era opinion expressed,
un now will ich der's aw shreiva wardt
for wardt wass Sc g'sawt het.
"Now, Sammy" secht se "es is Dol
| amOhl t2eit dos de rascals Gus de enter
nous missa un dos de rascals Gus de enter
nous missa un dos Sc an besserer shtoCk
nj dun De majority fun denna wy ale
well de offices hen sin not besser dos deeb
"A dehl fun ena net amohl SO goot dos
commonly deeb. De shatfleit hen sheer
nix tzu du, un krega yusht holwer 80 feel
lohn does Sc OILS gricht hen, un aver sell
Ter Grant un de wo III de emtersin grabba
allies uf wass Sc shteala kenna Unser
cans missa do srossy fowlenser in Wash
| ington uf holta init toxa. Sc fressa der
roasht beef un der butter and helfa siCh
selwer tzu'm rawm, un meer missa lava
| uf suppa-k mocha, drucka brOd un blowe,
ob-g'shepty milleih. Sc gucka yusht GUS
for sich selwer, un am uns gerva sc mex.
Sheer iverall hut's kaerls NIT gooty klea-
| der aw wass sc de revenue officers heasa;
I'm selly shneaka rumm unner de lett un
gOoka Gus eb an yeader Orma dihenker
aw all 81 tox uf sock'd SO dos der Grant
aw 81 tZwei hunnert duusend daWleT griCht
for gross acta init Selma gel un bull-hund
and cirgars shmOka' Mer mawg sheer
Onna gooka wo mer will, un sheer olles
wass mer dut un SADIE is getox'd. Even
| de match box muss an cent shtamp drut
howa eb mer darf an inshliCh liCht aw
shtcka un SO sauch leasa in der Tzeitung.
Wann ebbera pawrshteck duwack in der
gorda plonst un will pawr cigars maucha
don muss er y arsht denna rascals era
| tox bet2hala, un wan sc noCh u while so
fort mauCha don mus an shtamp ofyeader
chaw duwack wan er ins maui nj gate un
aw nOCh an frisher shtamp wann er en-
GUS EN- maui nous shpowt Els is an wun-
ner does Sc net aw noch an tox dun ufde
coffe-con un uf der tae kessel shpowt eb
mer darf de coffe con uf fila NIT hase
wasser. Un doh de yohr, we mer noch
demokratishe tzeita g'hot hen hut
mer an goot leava kenna NIT geld does
mer ferdeent hut. SellamOhls hen de
weibsleit sich shea un decent uf dressa
kenna Sundawgs init kordooniche frocks
dos an dawler kusht hen, aver we's ale
well is wissa mer all. Un in de demokrat-
ische tzeita hen Sc de deeb OILS in de jail
gshteckt un hen Sc ais g'feedert uf drucka
brod un kalt wasser. Now dun Sc de
greshtv deeb ins President aint nj un Sc
sin de big bugs. Heitich dawgs game de
greshty deeb in de k9rriCh un hucka sich
forna drau, un hen goldny watcha IN
ketta, feiny breast-pins un so fancy mus
tacha hOhr um de meiler, mem NIT paper
collars and cuffs aw."
De hut noch feel mehner gsawt, Fan.
ny un Sc behawpt mer set all ii gea fol
gooty atty demokratishe tzelta--mit hardt
geld dos aw klingelt wann mers in sock
hut,
Es is ca ding dos wohr is. Ich wast
noch goot we mer OILS 4 cigars kaufa hui
kenna form cent. Aver, we is es now
Eli es kusht exactly4 cent for ca cigar
Now, sell is an ordlich grosser difference
un es kumt mer sheer gorly fore dos de
Fanny retht hut-seller tox is wennicl
tutf, sell is an fact,
Ich hob notion amohl cans fun denna
dawg nit EN- Joe Kitzmiller tzu shwetz,
derWeaga, for ar is der Posht Meashtel