The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-03-19
NEW NoR'-WEsTERs.
A terrible blow-B'low zero.

On recent Sunday Mr.. Beecher married
five couples.
1t is easier to live within an income
than without one.
A Limburger cheese factory is to be start
ed in Dubuque. Whew!
1t is said that rifle bullet cannot PEN
citrate thirty sheets of paper.
Pneumonia has been carrying off 30 a
week in New York this winter.
The rumor of Mr.. Jays supercedure at
Vienna is at last Orth-enticated.
The Epening Boomerang is the name of
a journal published at Lincoln, Neb.
Ohio will send her mite in the shape of
fourteen-ton cheese to the Centennial
The Pope's income. is about $1,000, 0on
per month, mostly from contributions.
There are from 95 to 40 sailing vessels
and about 10 steamers annually engaged in
the tea trade.
Take away my first letter, take away my
second letter, take away all my letters and
I am always the same. Its the mail car
rier.
Over 81, 900 applications for letters patent
were filed in the Patent Office of the United
States for the year ending the 3Oth day of
September last.
An Indianapolis father shot six times at
cuopocod h,,,oIor ard xr-ac aSfoniSho6 tn
hear the fellow ask, 'FWazzer mazzer faz-
ger? wazzer doing?"
Some people don't get enough Of them
selves living with themselves every day, SO
they keep journal-BeccAer. That's not
so bad as writing letters.
The man who recently jumped from the
Dome Of the Capitol at Washington was
James Mcmahon, crazy student in the
Baltimore Catholic College.
Another $25, 900 cow will never be both
cred more by blue-bottle flies in this world.
The Fourth Duchess of Oneida has been
driven home by the Angel of death.
When the news of Cameron's election
reached Carpenter there was composed a
new gospel by St. Matthew, commencing,
''Blank the blank luck to blankety blankW
W. r. Thomas, for nine years an edito-
rial writer on the Denver Nems, has retired
on account of falling health. He proposes
to try stock growing and dairy farming in
Colorado.
The Pacific Mail investigation will cost
in all about $4,000 Nothing short of the
Ross telescope will enable the country to
see where it's going to get its money back
on that investment.
"Will the boy who threw that pepper on
the stove please come up here and get a
present of nice book?' said Sunday
school teacher in Iowa. But the boy never
moved. He was far seeing boy.
A matter-of-fac doctors wife attempted
to move him by her tears. "Ahn' said he,
'stears are useless. Ihave analysed them.
They contain little phosphate of lime,
and some chlorate of sodium and water"
Perhaps one ought not to mention such
things, but it is hard to keep from think
ing how different the history of this coun-
try might have been if Benjamin F. Butler
and Henry Ward Beecher had been born
girls.
The present King of Spain bears the title
Of Alfonso XII. The King who reigned as
Alfonso XT. was known as the Avenger,
and his kingly power was exercised from
1924 till his death, 1850. So that it was
just 525 years between the two Alfonsos.
Nevada, with a population of 90, 600 peo-
pie, has 900 licensed places where liquors
are retailed. This is at the rate of one
liquor dealer to 63 inhabitants In Storey
county there are $50 places, the aggregate
annual receipts of which are estimated at
$3,6O0,0O0.
Mr.. Furgeson, of Sioux city, Iowa, re-
Gently discovered on his land, about six
miles north of town. a stone quarry, resem-
bling that used in lithographing. He sent
q sample of the stone to Chicago, to have
it tested, and has received a reply, stating
that it is of the finest quality and very val
liable.
Butler county, Missouri has the most &C.
centric genius ON record. He is now sixty
fsxyex ~ DP 4xrn
one he commenced to count two billions.
He has counted almost necessarily ever
since. and his task is still incomplete. He
says he wants to count that number and
die happy.
An enterprising reporter who was sent
to report an execution, asked the pinioned
criminal, who was just ready tobe sworked
off, if ne would be kind enough 'sto wig.
gle his little finger willie he was conscious,
so that the reporter could form some con.
ception of how long man felt that he was
being hanged
Dan Rice, the antiquated Snowman, seems
to have more lives than any cat ever heard
of. He was reported as entirely busted
last fall, and now it is said that he will
come out in the spring with one Of the bes
appointed circus. IS he has had ever had the
management of. 1t is now being organized
at Girard, Pa. " here he resides DusskirI
Journal.
A Murray Hit clergyman actually tsgo
off, in a recent sermon the following trans
formation Of an old saw: "You may kind
ly guide the pra1cine steed to the crysta
brook which bat bles down the hillside il
the summer sun. but you cannot coerce hin
to stoop od slak e his thirst in the silver.
stream if he be not willing to accept th,
proffered kindness"
Only three Of our States and Territorie
are res,r esented in either branch of Con
gress by their natives, and these three
DpteWaFa, Vermont and North CaroliDa--