The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1875-02-18
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A~SSS oaNi 49, 'A''S" VIZ
Circuit Court opened Monday.
--"Close winter weather" is what
they call it.
u bet, pure maze syrup ut
Shaw & Bag'ey's.
Mems rubber boots only $3.50
per pair at Stewards.
Ovid Palmer, Of Mt. Vernon,
was in town yesterday.
Have you seen those nobby
boots and shoes at Stewards:
Judge Mexican arrived in time
to open court Tuesday afternoon.
-Muscatine gave a public trial
to her chemical fire engine on last
Friday.
Rev. r.. p. Parsons preached
last Sabbath morning at the Metho-
dist church.
Friday last was the sixty-fifth
anniversary OF the birthday Of Abra
han Lincoln.
The usual number Of attorneys,
iurymen and witnesses are in town
attending court.
"A ladv's mitten-brown, faced
with kid can be recovered by the
owner at this office.
Buy the baby pair of shoes.
Stewart has just received an extra
nice stock from Philadelphia.
-"BilI of Fare, $3.50 per coupe"
is the way an ''invita,ion" to a
..grand dance" at Lisbon reads.
Notwithstanding the sweltcring
heat" saws the Clinton Age, ework
on the Southwestern still continues. y
The Masonic brotherhood Of
Clarence have Festival Saturday
evening, as more fully detailed else
where.
The Union District Agricultural
Society will hold its next annual
Fair at West Liberty, Sept. 2lst,
22d and 23d. 1875.
Hon VIM. Parsons lectured in
Davenport last Friday evening.
Wish Upton could have had him
while he was West.
The Third Annual Sabbath
School Convention for the Second
Congressional District met a, Maquo-
keta on Monday las.
Her skirts were white.
Her face was red;
''Oh, help me up!'
Was what she said.
Officers OF District Townships,
or Independent Districts, can obtain
at this Office at small expense blank
orders for The use of their Presidents
in drawing upon the county Treas
urer for school money.
-"What does he do with that big
book when he gets it preached
throagh?' said fye-years-ol1 the
other Sunday. referring to the minis
ter and the bible that lies open be-
fore him as he breaches.
Burlington Uaackeye: "The
Upton people are prospecting for
coal and think they have struck a
big lead. No doubt. This country
is coaled everywhere, SO far as the
thermometer has been heard FROM
The man who went around to
Lang's on the 2nd inst. grounding
day) because some one told him they
had genuine specimen of ground
hog there, was shown about forty
pounds Of freshly made sausage
ground hog sure enough.
Mrs. James A. GRAY, Of Grand
View, last spring sought and found
divorce from Mr.. James A. because
he had treated her cruelty and
abnsively for years. Last week she
married him again, probably because
she had got so used to being abused
that she couldn't get along without a
little.
The Muscatine BARRIERS suddenly
decided the other Saturday night,
that they would not desecrate the
Sabbath any m re, and the Musca-
tine churche. the next day were at
tended by the toughest looking lot
of bearded pirates that ever glared
over clean shirt.
Mrs. DIR. II. II. MAYNARD arrived
in Upton last Saturday, and the
Doctor is expected on Thursday
DR.. NJ, as our readers are aware. has
been spending the winter in New
York prosecuting special study con-
nected with his profession. Mrs.
MAYNARD has been in Indiana with
friends. They will be warmly vel
coined back to Upton.
Mrs. John Elliott, OF Fairfield
township, few days ago presented
John with an epitomc of himself
which kicked the beam at little
rising twelve pounds--and Geo
Cellar wasn't weighmaster, either
John saws if this won't pass for ,
tstandard weight" just let him know
before time for the next biennial re.
port.
Mr.. A. l.. Daniels, Of the Law
firm Of Murray & Daniels, Of Marion
is in town bringing to the notice o
our Supervisors patent index TO
county records. 1t treats both chris
tian and family names alphabetically
and is very great improvement up
on the plan now in vogue, but
costs money; and while we think Q
it, we are not sure that you can &c
anything Of value in this world vita
on. paying for il.
- The prudent man foreseeth tn
evil and hideth himself'-and now
to.wit: About the beginning Of tn
late four or FIVE weeks Q
terribly cold nights, our Oh
friend Robert Nicely (who Away
81 prudent sarline) quietly hi
himself in the coil OF matrimony with
out saying nobody to nothin. N
use, Bob, we mus have an item GU
OF - good III eve It Is that, even
~ - q month old.