The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-04-03

Articles of agreement entered into this lith
day of March, A. u, 1875, between James K. Cross
party OF the first part and Flynn Lynch par
ties of the second part, WlTNEsSElf; lha'
for and in consideration OF the covenants mere
matter named to be performed by saa parties
Of the second part, the said party u the first
part agrees to pay to the parties OF the second
part the sum of four dollars per annu'n, payable
quarterly in advance And the SAID partlcs OF
the second part hereby agree to black the boots
of the party Of the first part twice week, ara
dust the same when necessary. The backing to
I've Il frst.class patent leather shine
wv
J. LYNCH and j. Finn
c. .. JONES and j. STRIP, Attorneys.
1t is curious fact that the editor of the Pee
We is like hog, because both ere hard on the
pen.
The time Of equal days and nights has come.
Clean the cutters.
A wicked wretch says the rec not sermons on
last Sunday evening were what started ;he ice
on Monday,
Can't the court yard fence be more strongly
braccd? The season is approaching when if it
fell somebody would be hurt
A correspondent wants to know If the wealth.
or clerk is not running this weather into the
ground
We should say he is; about three feet is the
average depth
Garden seeds are in the market
| If 1t should cloud up Il ns,glt rain.
When young man inquiries after the price OF
furniture and has friend who wants to rent a
house, you may feel assured that there are
somewhere within the city limits, two hearts
with hut single thought &c We saw chap
OF that kind yesterday.
An enquirer wants to know what is the mat
ter with the Pee Pee? We should say about
eighteen columns of origi~al matter clipped by
the devil from the La Sale Press and Sheridan
Nelrs Letter.
We cannot bc too careful how we play with
the English language Ore day married lady
while admirng the fall Of water at the paper
mill, remarked: Isn't that dam nice
/ A wicked chap says that the doxology is sung
in churches in order to afford a chance to put Oh
their rubber shoes, orcrcoats &c.
| Gmm Kross has changed barber shops.
The young man with light overcoat was out
to see the black hend
| Plymouth church has been sold for a livery
stable. To what base uses, Nc.'
The boys are suffering like the sinful while
uu In in Ia cold .p dp bn cb hos tbasa
evenings. One of them AYERS that
"Tis sweet to wait, but awful bitter
/ To waiS for girl and then not git 'cr'
/ Put up your seighs till next winter.
! House cleaning time is approaching
! If twenty inches Of snow give three
inches Of water, how much milk will COW give
when fed upon turnipsg Multiply the flakes by
the hairs on the cows tail, then divide the pro
duct by a turnip, add pound of chalk, multiply
the whole by the pump and the product will be
the answer.
Spring fever is attacking our,citizcns.
D.. Counting season is about over The long, de.
licious winter evenings are drawing TO a close.
Old-hshiencd spelling schoolt are the rage at
present.
/ 1t is the high price of elats pencils that is
driving the salooa,kccpers 10 tbs poor.hou
/ Ottawa boasts Of a clergyman who stops in the
middle Of his sertHon and longs for a chance to
stick his foot through window. March 18th
was the day, elder.
An elderly lady endeavorinS TO pos, letter in
= hydrant is a spectacle to make an oyster weep,
F Real country made, long, green cucumber
pickles were ordered for two at c young Ia.
dies matinee at the Presbyterian church.
4 child asks why the dolls are all girls
The temperance meeting will be held to-mor-
row at Dcgans livery stable.
The Repubicdn'S Fall River correspondent has
wortUs because the city election resulted in a
license board. He follows his prayer by re.
bclogs attack upon the radical party for doub-
ling TIL postage on tmrd-cl mail matter. Let
the ii' We employ more loyal quill drivers or
they may hear from the addition, division, qud
, silence committee
short stop said las sunday, we must look
on, that * don't get left high and dry Did lie
think the iae would carry OFT the parsonage, or
what:
Two stca-,' at Marseille, made a couple late
for he train Stan, are bad things in a family
anyhow.
Whispering Smith Of Chicago, and whisper.
ing Porter OF this city had their heads together
on Thursday. Something must be brewing.
h.th--ick is the last way 10 spell hpli,c.
Don't ask Frank Fogd why he ddat move ON
L. Sale -
Col L. ;. Northrup, Of Midland, New Jersey
la,, sunday advised the crusaders to Try bring.
ing up child in the way he should 90 rather
{ than driving drunkard's from dram shop into
! the church. Let Emerson be burned At a stake
There Is no rule without an exception. my
D son oh, isntihere, pa: \ man must al