Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-04-22
Our Small Change.

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Let us have Spelling School
Who will move in the matter?
We can lick any maple slyric
our subscribers dare send into US.
Parks majority would have been
one bigger, bnt that blasted Clarkson
''scooted."
The Bank of New Lisbon has
failed; liabilities $4,000. Assets
$4,000.
Massachusetts has had another
Mill river disaster. Damages are laid
at S25O,OOO.
-StAmour has choice overcoats !;
Just the thing for gentlemen who think
of celebrating the Fourth" abroad.
The reason we see no pigeons, is
because they don't fly over city where
the big taxpayers don't pay their
taxes.
We acknowledge the RECEIPT of
valuable Public Documents from Sena-
tor Howe. also from ex-Congressman
McDill.
old Waushara gave Raymond $50
majority. Had Portage and Waupaca
counties been as true, Raymond would
have been elected.
In Milwaukee the man--what do
ye call him who puts out the gas
makes his rounds with lantern so as
not to miss post.
Gilbert ''forgives every body" 1t
seems to us that there are mighty few
to forgive; or does Gilbert mean those
who voted for him?
The Debating Society metamor-
phosed itself into spelling skule last
Saturday. The society will probably
adjourn during the summer months.
We'll, Park is elected by about
forty thousand majority. though the
papers say it is only 1900. 1t must be
a heap O fun TO sit four years on an
old bench.
Its heart rending to see our Al
dermen's long faces, and hear with
voices trembling with disappointment,
90, well now, they all wore long
trail dresses"
Frank Lavigne was taken to the
Reform School last week. Dwight
Huntington was held to bail in the sum
Of $500 to appear for trial at the Au-
gust term of the Circuit Court.
We didn't think it possible, but
we begin to believe the hens have got
up q corner on eggs. We move that
they reduce the size to about a SIS so
editors can eat EN-. Wen bet, they'll
10y it on the table
"A. T. Stewart pays out about FIVE
million dollars a year for advertising
Yet there are people in this city, who,
when they want anything scratch the
fact out on piece of paper and stick
it up on the window.
"A robust rascal whose mother
married a man named Cam, hroke in
to a fruit and confectionery store in
St Louis recently, and Canned lot Of
dried peaches and peppermint drops
and sich vegetables. He was a self
s(t) ealer, and was probably ON the
Can Can.
Only 100 below zero, April 10th.
Just wait you dear fellow freezers !;
we'll very soon he loving such tenn
perature Wait till dog days, and then
well all long for lodging place be-
tween two sheets of ice, and neither
garments sewed with an icicle, and
frilled with snow drifts.
We are indebted to Senator Howe
for MrDonalds' Constitution of the
| United States with amendments there
to. embracing Rules of the Senate, the
Joint R1les of the two Houses and
.Jeferson's Manual of Parliamentary
practice: most valuable book. The
Hon. Senator has our thanks.
This is our devils conundrum. He
links a prize with its solution; any
male. female or neuter, solving it. may
send the Reporter Webster's Una
hriced Evolutionary +: Why are schools
like oysters? IF Won can't answer it.
why, just 90 to the devil and he will
tell you--to wait till our next issue.
= Old Ben Butler has been defend.
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