The Arizona sentinel., 1875-10-02

 per he went and killed himself. The young ladies of Sandusky will go out sailing if asked to, but they just knew their business. They tie bags of shot to their feet so as to drown in decent style if the boat upsets.
 A young lady in Minnesota boasts of having ten grown up brothers to watch over her; but a Norristown girl prefers to have only one brother to watch over her, provided he is the brother of some other girl. -NorriStOa0n Her. 0Id.
 Nothing is so discOuraging to a young lawyer just as he waxes eIouuent about angels tears, weep l ing willows and tOmbstOneS, as to be interrupted by sfle c0ld~blOod- ed justice with You're off your nest, bub; this is case of hog stealing"
 The Calistoga Press says: We have been informed by gentle man in this place that some of the young men around town have ruined the top of his fence by bit ing the tops of the pickets off while in conversation with some young ladies in the next yard.
 A woman who aSpires to be the presiding genius of her own household must never be in doubt When her husband IS going on lively at the other end of the breakfast:table, it won't do for her to hesitate between the cotfee-urn and the slOp-bOwl.
 Six young ladies of Philadelphia who had their missionary contri buttons stolen from their pockets in church, got mad and marched out of the sacred edifice eXclaim- ing: "Now. let them little nigger babies in Africa buy their own soothing sirup."
 Mushrooms are delicious, but toad d-stools poisonous, yetit is very difficult to tell one from the oth- CT. An effective plan, however, has been proposed. Eat the ob-' feet, and if you die it is a toad stool; if you live it is mushroom. -MiLtO0lttec SeIatiJ1et.
 The Indianapolis papers say that a novel fOot-race will take place in Wakarusa, belle of the village being the prize. There are now three entries on the list, and the young lady de ;lares she will marry the man who can out run her. She is probably a fast girl, and it is therefore right that she should marry fast man.
 The St. Louis Tunes gives the following specimen of the style of wedding notices which G. Wash ington Childs, A. M., would fur nish:
 Take away this little latch key,
 He will need cigars no more;
 Life is real, life is earnest.
 From this sad and fatal hour.
 Gone to meet h:s mOther-in law.
 The St. Louis IED1eS says that the case of Miss McCracken against the Chicago and North western Railroad Company is curi- Ous. It seems that the conductor kissed the young lady while she was on his train, and she sued the company and got a verdict of $1,- 900, with costs: The company ap- pealed to the Supreme Court, but that tribunal affirmed the verdict of the jury; and thus the company must pay damages because one of its conductors kissed girl. But suppose he had murdered her; would the company have been hanged ?
 The Denver Mirror reports the sermon of a Freemont County preacher in the following style:
 "Boys, you'll find this fife just like game of seven-up. You want to save your tens and look OuG lOI SdIlC1 dh HCNSI DCS WhCh you hold good hand. Also, re- collect in the long run low counts as much as high if it is only a trump. The devil has stocked the cards, but jist play lem honest and when it comes your deal yer boun' to get winnin' hand every time, and Old Split HOof will have to jump the game and look for softer snap. Also if you happen to to turn Jack, call it lucky, but don't forget to remember that turning Jack is an uncertain busi- ness, and I'll never do to bet on. "
 IT OCCURRED IN OsHKosH:- twill you do it?' she said, twist ing one end of the strap around her hand, and fetching him a s'stinger" across the shoulders with the other Hesquirmed and looked frantically at the key hole of the door as if he could crawl