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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08
REAL ESTATE.


Mss YoaK Tuesday, Sept z, 1878.
The following were the sales at the Ex-
change saesroom to-day:
m yanass II. Miller.
fonrst0ry browr.sfonc house with lot tho north
drew Koch = - 5000
Sifee story brick hons with icate u plot
no 20 Fast Rroadv Nos. 10 and = Division
ST., beiwcen Cailar n ami MarkeJss, bar for ono
vear from MAY l. 1870. with privilege n wal
for 10 years eround rent. $500 per year size Of
plot, Tx block Morris Tusaa 1900
ddJ0UrnH Srfes.
nv Peter r. Meyer ssle a the hndirg. VIII lot west
,ide OF EIirlge ST. 40 feat nOrh OF 20x50 adj
0urned Oct l.; IT, ". Coates sale OF horse Win lo on
the gO6 feet south ~ seventy
10 also, IDs tLs north side ~
hundred ard sixth 33J feet Ntst ~ IN ave. each
seat j. 4. IA yrcDsc " Co., sale OF ue
france hoase the south sie OF Tiitst A. 100
east OF 5eyen ave. 2JlKfJY232S21 adjourned s,> DE.
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CUPREME COURT, CITY AND COUNTY

CUPREME COURT, CITY AND COUNTY
- OF SEW.YORE.-EDWARO HARDWOOD JOHN
kNIGHT amt Joseph ALLEN composing The firm Of Il AZ
WOOD. KNIGHT a ALLEN, plaintiffs, against ALTMAN
DER COLLIE amt WILLIAM COLLIE, trading under tho
raute Of ALEXANDER COLLIE ~ Co, DE endsnis-SGnl-
fora Com. not mob.
the Defendants Non are hereby summoned apd
reou to answer IN tns action which nl be
filed the Clerk of the city and County 81 New
Work County house In the city OF York. AMI
10 serve COPY the said complaint the sub
scrrrs at tier ofcc no 90 Wal Sc in said city, within
twenty DAYS the service OF this summons eNcu
slye such and You fs Ia answer the
complaint Nin the tire Giortsa.d the plaintiffs ~ this
ne ion Jake Judgment net for the sum 81 nj r5
four thousand eighty and 1890 collars with interest r to
sixth 0ay August thOusala eight hnLdre. ana seventy
ve the costs and dsbur mens OF this actonDated
September, 1879. .-. - .....
complaint In the above action was duly filed In the once
Of the Clerk city and county Of heNlork on the 1h
day September 1919. - - . ...--
90 law6wW
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Ncm 11nb!ifaiions.

CEND 25 CENTS for EVANS's ADNEl,-
- Using HAND BOOK the most practical treatise on at
v.rsnr and CO aiming lists of ever pun
Iished Address T. C. EVANS, Advertising Agent 2o2 wash
"There's millions In it,
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Jnstructlon.
Tor Both Sexes-Country.

Tor Both Sexes-Country.
r FF's HOME INSTITUTE, boarding school
for both sexes at Nyack on the Hudsoa Is0 ms sept
Studies academic aud primary Expenses sZso pei year NJ
extras. References: Patrons and c!ergynion.
Miscellaneous.
CIRCULARS of several GOOD SCHOOIo
" FREE parents Seorberhorns Book store - bohh
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OFFICIAL TRANSFERS OF REAL ESTATE.


Denman # g. goo n " q Conrtiandta'e, s0xlO0;
SAMUEL Uauran to Iawrspce w Mc6f3ih ..-...- NOnin
sane property; LV acGiath 10 Jale HANNA. Nofnin
7t.-st, ;, 233 II OF AFtrue G, 25A'Of gu y.
No0s4, 3.sS93t Henry lob 10 hF1e-tna "lts OF .. ~
To- r.st 3 @Sn " q Acme 4, 25x92.3 william - :
Keim 10 Frsacis Burg 29,V
Potter 10 Ed = Gcli Ing, srb mora sSovv' VIZ. IN
terest from ADri J. l-61 49,. No"'n
properly g. TN Ali furniture DC, IA hoH-e(i RI
Gsanns to s I j. Is7'er Foo hoi min
SsidpSe ~ Nom 'S' W"~Sry ianS On i 800
'pss. g. sa,sS d. vie ii patrick II Jops -. 1875
8. tlsf, p 200 II wG i0tG aye, 5exlJO5; Jon Is 80
lev H. referee. 10sLa !Iadlin r., i0r''",Is -. 10
sam. properly; JosLhs u; ndfick. to D@N" .'ch 20
- Iipe. eoi,ns ' t. ! {, igvreuc~ j,nnett - 30 %
J6o at 5, 20 two a,.ia'c, -JxlO05' L""n Fred'
Iaan 20 Martha Rrck 10, . 10 '''
j9i st. :, - II g. % Is ave, 3JNl5, 0jthsi = lOo
IL e on lst-avc, iryAI,i.5; Hcha'l tr"hin ana
Michael Eochc 10 Charles heDpnsid and James M q, ,
ais dp o.. s. Il3 II ~ lvc a, 50xi62.2 George
iop e." 70 IN .,~ioTr Ssei,,y.rb 800
an ys ,; . rS crooS 49, 81
i11 niis' ,i.s q eVV f. o. ,n Dab'lIo@ 3s
Il ADnsave, =, Ior Su3.o map oi Ids, not 'iAI,
5nxllO.7 JOIN a GoO.i'tb ref, 10 Hugh r'ihy' %
% ave- eor 26ii. e. IN GNs0 2gthst = s0teot
2,avr; - 1883 Jphn and Henry buiCAeh l" =, ~
kirchner and Nj - .-.. oi,V'
'd "a IN rb,,oa vi Ha,..iaac = G Nomn
;tl,aye W s. 59J ft ~ iLlist, 10 lOxSo Charles
II Hhreth, re-, to M9shlttaA Life Insurance 90 @,
foreclosure. o'o'
~ I asg "a K sT Yin n t" - 4 400
"'"''" E:.ogI y Lease
Faltonst No 25O, isl2 yeas, per VIC
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Cam Schools.

CITY OF NETWORK UNIVERSITY Law
~ SCHOOT.rhe annual session bcS'ns Oct a. lSID ~
completed In two year, StaieIts '.S a' 10
written ven ora
invariably required every eanlae Tor Sdeeee For O.,
culsrs apply to W. H. NAKiiN, lal bf@a"S' UT ~ "
JAQUFS, Secretary. 20 thainbeis-s,. ------
COLUMBIA COLLEGE LAW SCllOOi.:-
~ The EIGHTEENTH ANNUAL TERM OF tins n i
tiop will commence Great Jones 81 corner Great JO's
and Lafayette place. IN this city on WEDNESDAY oo~
O. and will continue until May - 1876 .. $3.50,
The course Of study embraces Two y'ars nesresui
Bachelor will be conferred upon nrnts VINO p"rs"
the full course and pass the required cxaiinaiion -.
For catalogues containing iIll lnioInatnu auuess "'
Great JonessL, THEoDONh W. w Is',uni'r,-.
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7 AW SCHOOL. ,,r,

Z AW SCHOOL. ...-,,,,,
HAYWARD UNIVERSITY
The academic year 1S75-7G win begin on THURSDAY,
Semi 40 An examination admission 10 advanced standing
will be held on THURSDAY sept so and FRIDAY, Oct l.
beeiunpg at a. M on Thursday No applicant viii be ex
anned at any other time At the beginning OF We ac1nene
year 1877 rs and afterwards all applicants for admission as
candidates degree who have not received eoege e
canu will he rcanrcd pass preliminary exsihna.'n
Eor further Information and circular giving fn partc
lars address ,,,, =, ,prorn librarian
EEANT0CRIpT NOTES of full course Lectures
Iva Columbia Core 20 Law School for SALE CHEAP Au-
dress o. H. W., Tribune ONCE
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Ee1Gl Notices.

CTPREME COURT, CITY AND COUNTY
- or NEW -YORK.--LOS AND Wl,STMTNSrtR
BANK. Plaintiff, against ALEXANDER COLLIE and VIZ
under the name OF Alexander Coils
CO. Tor money demand on con act
Com not ser) 30 =. TO the above named Defendants
loG are hereby summoned and Ieqnrd IL answer the
complaint this action which VII be filed In tho
on'cs of The CLERK OF the Coy AID County OF New
York at the County Court house IL h, city Of New
York and to serve copy OF your answer 10 Tie saG COM
ulainf subscribers, NJ tir oice 40 CD AZ soe
IL said city within twenty days afer the service OF tts sum
mons on YOU of the da Of such service aud IL
i 70 said pL.nt within the ile Aforesaid the
ul1hn In tis action wall Isae Judgment lst yJJ for the
sum siXty.scgc Thousand five hu.r 81 riy one and
ola with nterrs; the hirteh oI July one thou
sand eight hundred AMI seventy ave- J'aidcs e COS % ls
actiOn.-Dat'd New York, sept. ., 1910.
FOSTER 4 THOMPSON. Plaintiffs Attorneys
The complaint the above action was dy MED in te
Of the Clerk OF the Cy and County OF York on the
~ Ii,.siv,N PLAINTIFFS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08
BrookIpn Isal Gstate for sale.

TOR SALE-On Carr0ll-st., new and ele
pant three story broNnstone HOUSE bg IN best man
ner anu having every improve nenti pi1ce very low
H LAND x WHITING, y Lcekulanst
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Gitp neal estate for Sale.

sADISON-AVE.-A four story brown stone
VA cabinet finish MOI eE for SALE al saciihee'
EUiAND & WHITING, > BE- kinan ST.
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Nem- Jsrscn Real @staie fcr Sale.

E7OR SALE at WOODSIDE, y. IA pretty
six roomed con rAGE with large Lol allied with run
rrbbery and evergr.eRs yci grown strecs parsi aud
it.si Ia gas; gJoi horse ears pass Tie door 80 mn
rtr, IRON New railroads. tls OeauiiI SUD
nruan home at bargain ap 'd of At onc'
10 OWNER No. $50 Broad 81, Newark n :'o"seh'S h'ea
apply. -----------
ltE SAn MODEL So 900 HOMES. 81, 800:
z OUv. rNANiLly s x ao; sg N%a "a q
PAsSkIC, &c. .,- oo,.- . or, , ..
5000 will RUY q HANDSOME COrrAoka . rooms
5000 will BUY HANDSOME CoffAD =, , ro'ina -
5000 Will Buy HANDSOME co A"E, II foohs oil
loieln imprDy ements, handsome grounds -.
s nrocrtv beautifully located adjoining railroad sta
tiol n arer IN time CENTRAL. PARK low commute
tiou! excellent - HOVIS, CHU RICHES, and MA RhlIs
Examine Photograph Of Houses, @cp al ~ BhOA DWAl,
Room 10. - - JAMES N" nal
Z. S-MONTHLY PAYMENTS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08

Y An MIN AZ e LIZ er,, ~ a NEW
mi F*CIISH. CLASSICAL, FRENCH and GERM ~
FAMILY and DAY SCHOOL foT YOUNG LADIES, Win
INDERGARTEN department. viii reopen on III i'-pA J.
Sept. 40 lS75. Tor full Information send for Catalogue The
Principals vii. bc at home after SeDr ;, 1870.
j.. c. VAN NORMAN. L. D. prircjuals
ms. WELLER VAN NORMAN '
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Uountrp fea! estate for Sale.
6cuees ano farms r1anleo.

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L,lTRNISHED HOUSE WANTED - Above
Twenty tlirf ST. btwsen Fourth and l1ciin aver iont'
story gi stop furnished completely aHd 20 We D.st An
ner rent $40 per annun Apply ifnn al 10
= 1870 Nillain-st.
N5vANTFD-A HOUSE with stable. be-
w low 10Th st. Address l. J. GARRISON, &Zo 0TAndst'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08

rI'HE MISSES GRAHAM, successors to the
Green, will her school ~ No. f1ith-aN q
frs hse from washin square, TT EsDAY the 2eth
Of September, 1873
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0. DA SILVA

MRS ALEX. BRADFORDs
formerly Mrs. OGDEN HO0msps) English, French and Ger
man boarding aud Day School for Young Ladies aac Cb
dren, with calsthencs No. II West 3Sths. New York
eopons sept ~ Applications may DC made By letter or per
a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08
3nstrnrtion.

For Boys and Young Men-city.
GLASS FOR VOTING GENTLEMEN anC
n prvaie Instruction. Circulars application.
THOMAS X. ASH II East l6th-st
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For Bows and Young Men-Country.

For Boys and Young Men-Country.
A HOME, with suitable care and instruction,
~ = boys Rev. J. 70 IT'S Monsoon, Mass
A BOARDING School specially equipped for 20
~ youn. Boys $3.50 year r. hndsA. M, HempsteatLi
4 GOOD HOME, healthy location, thorough
~ preparation college business, az the NESlANit
INSTITUTE, Nesanic, Somerset Cor ~ send Tor ciit
lar Rev. l.. b. OAKLEY, Principal
A FEW YOUNG BOYS will in future con-
n stituie the HOME SCHOOL FOR BOYS al strafiori
Conn Fail term opens Sept 10. Rev. L. D. Ehi-HsoN'
Principal.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08

- Object Method-For children less than II old
Terms per 81 rred before the 10Th 81 Sepin
Der Board ard washing, $50 TO 500 per year ELEGANT
home situated Park Fall commences sept
% French free for year taught upon new
perfectly natural method. Address, for particulars
PRINCfpAl. Triburr Ohce.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08
NHE MISSES PERINE.

"a East Seventy f0uTts, Central Farh, VIII RI
OPEN their BOARDING and DAY SCHOOL Tor young
ladies' and little girls Sept. o.
Home pupils received from Monday unit! Friday
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1875-09-08

L'EUUUK IHI KM' IT.NMNN NM EhIN7ItN
INSTITUTE for Yolng Ladies and Gentlemen 80. 3ty'
and 37l West viii reopen NEDN ESDA1,
Sent IS few BOYS boaTders by the Principal
Commercial Classical Departments Kindergarten ana
Kndergarteners References: Mcssfs r.
pupke Sigismund Kaufman, A. Ensler +. CalmaD, j. w
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
EMPHIS, TENN: MONDAY EVENING, JULY l2, 1875

had in certain pond in that State.
Forgot the name of the pond, and the
species, although evidently terrible crea-
tures one undoubtedly nameless. The
New Hampshire man said they we're
about the size Of balfbushel measure,
and were given to chasing men. The
method Of locomotion in the chase was
to get up on the edge of its she'll and re-
volve like a wheel. The man knew all
about them, for his father was once pur-
sued By one, and hardly escaped with his
life after the most surprising efforts with
a heavy club, He finally conquered,
and cutting off the creatures head nailed
it as trophy to the sunny side Of his
barn, where it would bite at his finger
after being nailed there for nine days.
Your readers can exercise the right Of
election, aud believe the New Hampshire
mans story or not, as they choose, but
the box tortoise is close on the truth
Springfield Union,
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
SPECIAL NOTICE.
a Rsvengeful organ.

The stomach is a revengeful organ. If we
assign it indigestible food, it not only refuses
to perform its office. bat inAicts upon us un-
speakable tortures. such as those of indiges-
tiOn. colic. cholera morbus. etc, Not content
with giving US pain. it frequently inaugurates
an excessive and wasting diarrhea, called
dysentery, which carries us to our graves
With view to prevent these consequences
as soon as the stomach gives notice by pre-
monitory twingas that its cargo is not to its
liking, a wiueglassful or two of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters should bc swallowed. This
admirable digestive cordial will promptly re-
concile the refractory organ to its contents.
and prevent any Of those annoying and pos
sibly fatal results which the presence ofindi-
gestible food in the stomach is liable to pro-
duce. The Bitters are also a superb tonic.
restorative and appetizer eodi19-l1S6w
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
A Turtle story.

A correspondent writing from Gill un.
winds the following yarn about turtles:
While L, M. Hosley was at work in his
eornGeld, one day last week, his dog
brought him a turtle, which, on examina-
tion proved to be of distinct and rare
species in this locality, 1t is about six
inches in length by three inches in hight.
Across the under side in the center is a
firm strap Of shell an inch or more in
width, while fore and aft the portions are
movable as on perfect hinge, SO that
the animal can inclose himself perfectly
tight at will. He cannot be said to keep
himself "unspotted from the curious
world, however for his back is very GU
riously variegated with yellow characters
representing the figure better than half
the school children make it; and the
sloping sides are ornamented with de-
signs, also in yellow, fairly representing
portions of women's dress-waists and
hoop-skirts. What these designs mean
Luke don't know, and | don't, and his
dog don't appear to care. The animal
will have to pass for what Brother Rey-
nolds used to call "curis critter," l
suppose naturahsts would call it a box
tortoise, and though they may be COM
mon in many localities, | never before
found one in my peregrinations, Speak
ing Of turtles, Mr.. Hosley, while exhibit
ing his turtle, said it was nothing to what
o New Hampshire man told him they
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
The Grape Cure.

The grape treatment has been en-
ployed with favorable results by patients
suffering from bronchitis and consump-
ton in its pretubercular stages. II is
especially practiced at Moran, in the Ty-
rol, whittier large numbers of German,
Russian and Italian inValids resort to
experience its benefits. The patient be-
gins by eating one or two pounds of
grapes each day, dividing the quantity
into three portions-one of which is
taken an hour before breakfast, another
before dinner, which occurs between II
and / o'clock, and the third in the after
noon or evening After two or three
days the quantity is increased by half
a pound daily until it reaches three or
four pounds, This amount often proves
sufficient, the patient finding, as rule,
that he gains in weight and strength upon
it. Chronic liver complaints, especially
when due to excess in wine drinking, are,
it is said, notably relieved by this treat.
ment, the potash salts in the fruit sup
plying the element which the wine loses
in the process of manufacture. Hepatic
dropsy has also been mitigated in this
way, One feature in favor of the cure
is, that no exclusive diet is prescribed.
In fact, the grapes themselves are so
nourishiDg that other food is scarcely
needed.
II =.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12

The wonderful things in colored stock
ings are most striking, but fat women
shouldn't get the horizontal stripes. This
item of fashionable intelligence is one of
the other glimpses Of great truths.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
RAILROADS.
MEMPHIS AND LITTLE ROCK
RAILWAY. lrlfl hi
III E ID ULE.

Mail train leaves depot, foot Wash
lngtOn street, daily ....,-.,............ 3;l0 pm
u. al N. r. r. depot.............1........S b 3 Pm
Arriyesdaily. ".,.,.."......"..".......- 2;lb am
New Pullman Palace Cars on Mail trains
from this date, June s. 1875.
For further information and Tickets, apply
4t Depot. Center Landing foot Of Washington
lreet; No 27S Main street, corner Madison,
md 278 Main street.
w. Il. SMITH, Acting Gen'l Sup't.
81 JN0. II. PERRY Genl T'k't Ag't.
h. A. WILLIAMS, Passenger Ag't.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12

,olicI
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MAMHooD.
1[ANWO0D IENTORED.-

A vICTIM OF YOUTHFUL IMPRU-
IA dence, causing premature decay, ner-
|vous debility, ETC., having tried IN vain every
which no win send free to his fellow-sufIerers.
address J. lH.EREEVES, rs Nassau street,
leW York, ml 0.eod-l07
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12
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Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1875-07-12

Victoria, Queen of Great Britain and
Ireland, and Empress of India, and the
rest Of the world, so to speak, actually
Joined in a Scotch reel at Balmoral re-
recently.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-08-12
Buckingham's Dye.
FOR THE WHISPERS.

As our Remover in many cases
requires TOO long time, and too
much care, to rest gray or faded
Whiskers, we have prepared this
dye, In one preparation, which will
quickly and efectually accomplish
this result. It is easily applied.
and produces a color which viii
neither rub nor wash off. Sold by
all Druggists. Price Fifty Cents.
Manufactured by r. r. HALL & Cos
NASHUA. NH.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-12-15

Before the era Of Railroads. Cairo had q
commanding position rs a centre Of COM
merce and navigation. This importance OF
position she It'll possesses, but has now the
additional advantage OF being u great rail-
road centre, number VI the most import.
ant railroads ip the Valley ofthe Mississippi
converting to and having their termini
there. Among these, coming from the north
are the great Illinois Central Railroad,
which travcrses the entire state Of Illinois
from,its extreme northern and north esstern
to its southern limits, and by it, connections
extends into all the great northwestern
grain producing States the Cairo and Vim
cennes, extending from Cairo to the City Of
Nincennes, in the State OF Indiana, where
its connections afford direct railroad COM
munications with all Ea.tern cities; and
the Cairo ~ st. LOUIS Railroad, affOrding q
direct railroad communication with the
City OF st. Louis and all the railroads cen
tering there. The roads coming from the
South are the New Orleans, Jackson and
Great Northern and the Mobile and Ohio
Railroads, which give direct railroad COM
municafion with the cities Of Mobile and
New Orleans, aud other Southern Atlantic
sea ports, and by connecting roads with all
the country south OF Cairo; aud coming
from the southwest il the Cairo, Arkansas
and Texas Railroad. which affords similar
| communication with Southern Missouri.
| les Of those States. This Isst-named road
will give, also. direct connection with the
Texas and Pacific Road when II is com le.
ted, thus giving direct communication viii
the principal port, OF the Pacific Ocean
these railroads, terminating at Cairo, are
now all completed and in successful opera
! ton, those In Illinois coming into the cit,
on bank Of each OF the rivers, Ohio ant
Mississippi. and terminating al their conhu
ence, thus encircling the city. The Holl,
Springs, Brownsville ami Ohio River Rail.
road, and the Cairo and Tennessee Rive
Railroad, which will both terminate a
Cairo, are in course Of construction and vii
soon be completed, and other railroads botl
in Illinois and In States south Of the Obi,
river, which will also terminate at Cairo
are projected, ana arrangements made 4
build them. The construction OF thcs
will greatly increase the railroad comuiuni
cations Of Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1875-12-15
CIR Bulletin.
PARAGRAPHS.

."Mrs. Henry" said .'ohnto Ills wife.
the otter morning, "if you give me II
Christmas present this year, please ar
range Il so that the bill won't come in
till the next month. It's just rs well to
Keep up the Illusion for short time"
--Spilkcns says that all the pcrils and
horrors of a Mselstrom aren't circum'
stance to the horn ors Of hearing a ie- male
strom on tho piano. next door, from
morning till aight.--Nsv Tok Cnomsr.
rial idce,fiscr.
The Phrohibitory law being IN full
force in Maine, a witness before a Bel.
fast grand jury was asked il he had drunk
In a certain saloon. Eyes" "Often =
Eyes" "IIow much ia SIX months =
swell, can't tell exactly. 1t might be
-well--perhaps-well. say barrel"
A noble fellow that tramp was who
returned five dollar bill hc said he had
found in an old vest q Norwich gentle
man had given him. His honesty was
rewarded with one dollar bill, and the
next day the five turned out to be coun-
tcrflet.-New Tort Commercial .fdrer-
dser.
"A certain colored deacon, on oc-
casions OF missionary collections, was
wont to shut his eyes and sing, "Fly
abroad, thy mighty Gospel" with such
earnestness and junction that he would
quite forget to see the plate AS it came
around. "Oh, yes said the plate
bearer, "but just you give something tC
make ii Nv"