The Canton mail. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 18??-1882, 1875-01-02

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vru1s. = an6 y0u viii never rec me
aGsi1, whish ~ prstty hsayy on
1llia
"A nDod fest on young mans
anrenGtk a ohaxackoe ID to have him
stsy q m own Town while he raises
side whiaker
AThsus i nolling % highly pfised
her ability totake q washing when hard
times come.
An urchin being rebuked for wear
ing out his stockin9e at the toes, replied
that il couldn't be helped "toes wig
gled and heels didn't.
According to a Washington paper
all the gentlemen at q recent party there
wore /" striped silk stockings and low
shoes, with buckles and rosettes.
The San Francisco board OF brokers
consists of but eighty members, and the
number cannot be increased. A seat
was recently sold for $40. 600.
M. Moca, French scientist, has
discovered that the flesh of the Caucas-
ian fs bitter and salty, while that OF the
black is of fine flavor. and will keep
much longer.
Tons of postal cards without ad-
dresses are destroyed in the dead letter
Office because people write their mes
sage first and then forget to address the
card.
The molar tooth OF u mnstodon was
recently exhumed near Waterloo, Ind.
1t weighs six pounds, is eight inches
long, and has four prongs and four
double crowns.
AN Indiana man bet 80 that he could
ride the fy-wheel in saw-mill, and as
his widow paid the bet, she remarked
civilian was q kind husband, but how
didn't know much about fy-wheels.
On retiring from business VINE
old man said to his son and successor
Now, my boy, remember that common
sense is the best thing you can bring %
bear on every affair of life except love
making"
"A Williamsburg man woke his wife
the other night, and in startled time
of voice, informed her that he had srai-
lowed dose of strycnine. Well, dou
fool" said she, 'lie still, or it nay
come up"
AN exchange, edited by an old bob
eIor. saws E" Man becomes sort ofaie.
waited slave or servant to q woman wen
he marries," Probably that's why 90
place of sacrifice is called the high
mental altar.
"A little girl reading the History OF
England" with her mother, and coming
to the statement that Henry 1. newer
laughed after the death of his son, look
ed mn and said "What did he do when
he was tickled ?"
The tyrant man has treated con-
temptuouslv the woman suffrage pro-
poaitiop in Michigan, and Susan swears
that if any voter ever lets her sit In his
lap again she'll pinch him, so help her
gracious
A man had better have milestone
tied to his neck and cast into the sea,
than to promise to marry Texas girl
aud then refuse. The whole country
turns out to hunt him, and he is gener-
ally left to grow mp with tree.
DIR. Samuel ". Francis says that
the liquid infested hypodermicaly by
the mosquito contains the principal OF
ouinine, and was sent by Providence as
an antidote to the fever which arises
from marshy and musquito-infested dis
tricts.
four miles north of Mansfield, o., while
chine. last Wednesday, had his left arm
drawn in and cut off inch by inch nearly
to the elbow before the machine could
be stopped.
1t is no small commentator to mar-
age little we'll. He is good WAGNER
who can turn in little room. To live
we'll in abundance is the praise OF the
estate. not of the person. Will study
more how to give q good account OF my
little him to make it more.
"A hundred years ago 400, 900 souls
gleefully sported beneath the tropical
foliage OF the Sandwich Islands, OF
whom only $4,000 dyspeptic remnants
are now extant. The various contriv-
ances of modern civilization, such as
rum, corsets, soap and fne-tooth combs,
did it.
AT the botanic garden, Oxford, the
Mexican dasylirion arcotrichum recent
" threw up hower-stem, which, when
twelve feet high, grew ct the rate OF SIX
inches in twenty-four hours. The ne
lumbium luteum (the sacred BEAM Is
reported this season as producing per-
feet seeds.
Tho new "Reminiscences crena-
tiop furnace has been tested at Berlin
With satisfactory results. Two hundred
weight of animal carcass was consumed
A eo 11nu1p4 epd reduced 70
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