, 1875-08-08
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PGRB0N4IA
rn,1s has hair-dressers' organ, known - the
upa1teuy Cdp1Uaire-
1ohp 3. CsrAen. Manager of tbs Blue Llpe Is
..nast at the fremont House
n7,1;.un Elaek, the novelist has Abandoned
,.rrnxfisu, without making Black mark in 1t.
r,ra. roootts is What IN eaav-going English
,,n cot for borrowing IN umt1eifa on rainy
hf.
cnnt. q. 4. Bennett and Y. D. Bennett Of
ttondon England. arc guests At thu fremont
House ......-..
Ind now, too, the French t-Mobilier has
,,.xn its last breath. and its paper Is worth
.,,y 70 oenta On the dollar.
THIS Rev. Canon Duckworth, sncceksor to
nsnou Eings1ev, OF Westminster. goes 70 Indis
n chaplain TO the Prince OF Wales.
1fr. George B. Carpenter left the CITY yester-
r,y for Now York. to make arrangements for
.rrt seasons Star Lecture course aud concerts.
bachelors aud uido1-ra abcund at Saratoga,
md The resn1s OF the observations OF Sam
noxlrs shows that ths place was never 20 re-
rpecthble-
NEB EQEI&u1 L1uthe uAF0 F6utfRteo NJ All
vsst u Ohio One Of them got dinner ut
nruo-honse the other day BY claiming to be
EboGnas Jaderaon-
There msy be different answers to ". &. G.'s
Eueghop. sis tbs Church of England worth
ureeerviog2" but one thing Is clear-shs jars
re rsadv.-Punch-
Cardinal McCloskey, accompanied by hin Sec
.etar1, sailed from New York for Havre. On his
xsy to nome, where he viii receive the hat aud
nns Of tho CatdinAlate-
Prof. Colbert. yesterday. celebrated tho sixth
tnnise<sary Of the solar eclipse Of 1859 with an
x1ts- cigar. The choice Of qualifying i'd
fec,ise Is left to those vino best know him.
Il becomes the pleasant duty Of Chicago
rupa.s to defend Anna Dickinson from the AB-
p4sxions at alien journals, aa that lady is It
present one Of us,-that is, OF us Chicsgoans-
John McCulIoueh, tho tragedian, vas in tho
eitv yesterdAv, and left for New York In the
morning. HB sails for England On Wednesday
hin on the other eide.
Sxun WiIkeson. according to tho Brook1rn
Arqas When asked for his contribution to the
800, 900. replied: "Excuse me; I've bought =
plov ADD yoko Of oxen, and Am going West to
KroW up WITH The country.
Ba.stoRs correspondent notices the '.eptire
sb=ence Of dress, and the prevalence OF the
European custom Of leaving prosao1ace drtss-
hg to the demi-monde." Could anything be
more proronoe than the entire absenoo Of
ttess?
It b not likely that ths Earl Of Roeeberry will
decline to uArry Nina Duncan, daughter Of tha
senior member Of the firm Of Duncan, Sherman
b Co, That would be too cheekv. But it it
MS bargain, society ouRht to rnaka than both
abide BY it.
Tbs Boston papers lAck enterprise. The Globt
Snpcunoes that Donaldson has turned up alive
in ringle hna- les ~ wsll when you tell I he
to tell it in manner that will oonvincs some
body; but they hAvso't learned that faos in
uzturai history
9hs advertisement of Nark Twsfn for the dead
body Of tho boy who stole his uzubrella Was fol-
LEVIED up by paragraph in some papers stating
that the c3daver OF 4 drowned lad waa left On
his door-s'ep; and Soma at tho New England
nsErpspers believe it.
Nf- Tom Aorris, the seni1l Doc.or Of tho
Two orphans," than whom nailder, more
bsnevo1ent-looHng practitioner never relieved
patient. leavea the city tomorrow morning for
New York. Els practice will b carried On by hia
partnar In bis aheepce.
In report Of banquet given By tho srtists
6 Manich on the Fourth Of July, ths familiar
names Of Wa!ter ShirlAv and J. @. Beckuith, Of
Chicago, occur frequently Mr. Beckwith re-
spoode1 10 the toast 1.-THE American Atiata in
Paris" In 4 very felcitoua strain.
saratoga IL oonsulsed ever the hopeless IT.
tachneut Of ! co1ored waiter for 4 rich and
beautiful bel1s. While waiting at table he
znntsess in her car, Hope dat you'll nebber for
ct me-. nissse." and - Do dsbbi1 himself
couldn't stop me fotchin' you dst wster-melon,"
Sucro {sugxr) In ths name Of 1ittle river in
switzeflaod.' When the recent Hoods came, the
Mayor Of city on tho river received dispatch
from higher up the stream ''6udden rise in
snsar-taks psoosatdooa." Hs puzzled oTer this
, Ettle. md replied: II nsver speculate Have
gwen your dispatch 70 . confect1oner-"
George P. l. Healy, "the Chicago artist" "
Who painted portrait Of Plus TX. sud
othex celebrated w~rka, aod T. H. McCaeg, Of
fhia city. want to Norway and saw the midnight
snn There ere boys in this town who hare
seen tt.s sun without getting up 70 do it but it
i past midnight usually.
IT, In whispered that Miss Minnie Conway, the
~ rass, IL going to mary Lazy. tbs co1net-
Tia.sr. Thers is altogether too much lev,tY dis
played hJ the pewspapers in srestiug those deli
cato subjects sod ~e g,ve publicity to the state-
ment merely to stamp it a. = cruel and malicious
fA'sehood. in anticipation of tha na1t parag1ash
npsn IT,
Brother Parker. Of London, has deferred send
tug any mors love nseeagea- Somebody wrote
him that Brother Beeche1 doesn's believe in the
dsvl. '1mpossihiel oxc.aimsd the brother.
" II there's no devil who's going to take charge
H Houlton and 1iltou herexfser7" And he
ahut himself up IN hin study 10 think tt out
Rrua1kym Argus.
Josh Billings remar1zs: '*Ths only wsv to git
th1a this world and escape censure aud abuse is
to tske snm back road You kant trsvsl tho main
turnpike aad do it." And being half-wsy consist
aat, Joah travels the unbeaten pakhs Of orthog-
raphy IN winding. circum1ocutory coufse to the
point Of = joke Il Josh hAd ever been 10 school.
hossvsr, he'd hnd his spsll4ng-szacks more
heasen than hs thinks they ara
En-. Pasan stevens has lately had the unis-
fortune 10 London to bs robbed by her French
n35d dnf faron Arnnnnt NJ vain ahta 1RreA and