The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-06-19
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and interview the Apaches. ira ~.
sleight OF hand performance mot
giving show tickets to the printers.
Uneasy rests the head that has no
spring bonnet.
What the girls say "a thing Of
beauty is IL boy forever" !" ......,-.s.-.
RUM Joke! The Centennial Of tho
battle of Brandywii.e will l,e ceis.
bratcd with spirit.
An itch for office does not always
lead to II niche in the temple of faa1s.
This is u humorous remark.
A certain young lady il 40 modest
that she will not hermit the Ch,istian
Observer to remain in her room over
night.
II yon want is teach y dog arith-
sHetic, tic up one of his paws, and he
will put down three and carry ono
every time. ,-@
Can you tell me when. it is. that q
blacksmith raises {. row in the alpha
bet 1t is when he makes a poke r
and shove |.
\ man boasting Of his pedigree to,
another said that his father was cle-
waited above the common herd Of men,
He was hanged.
Why isa newspaper like = tooth,
brush ? because every ono shOuld
have one Of his own, and not be boil
rowing his neigllboi's.
"That beet's all" rs the man said
when he sat down to his first dinner
in the new house on moving day, and:
found the supply short. aJ
A lady who asked her lover if hs'
would like to see the lambs feed, was
surprised to hear him say he had
rather see her eye brows(c).
DO you know who l am 2" asked
y policeman OF fellow whom he had
seizcd by the throat. Not exactly,
sir; but fancy you are the malig-
nant colarrcr.'
There was once legislator who
laid by S:sO, 900 in one session. When
he WAS asked how he managed this
with u salary Of 5000, he said he
saved it by doing without - hired
girl.
"Wcll, my boy,- asked gentle
man Of a little eight year-old, :" what
arc you crying for7" "'Canse can't
find my dad. told the old fool il. l,e
went off too far he'd lose me,o was tho
tilial reply.
The i.lea of tho existence of Balm
in Gilcad is simply a popular error
and llallncinatiOn otherwise some
agent would fiavo CUvs-
tracted for the advertising Of that
specific, at the lowest rates, long ago.
\ Cleveland woman recently mar
ricd IL Chinese laundryma,i, aud three
days thereafter the unhappy Celestial
at n BARRIERS shop and or
dcred his pigtail cnt off, saying in ex-
PLANTATION, : Too muchcc dam yank."
"Oh! my friends" exclaimed tenn
perance orator, "that had Il window
ia my heart, that You might all lock-
in and see the truth OF what l toll;
you..'' Wouldn't pain in your
do just Us we'll ?" asked u
small boy.
Mrs. Rose of Connecticut said she
would hang herself if Rose wasn't
home st eight O'Clock. When he came
in at night she was suspended to q
beam, cold and dead. and le rubbed
his hands and whispered "There's
i, woman who couldn't tell lie!"
\ newsboy, seated on the post Office.
steps, cotMted his pennies over aud
Seventeen cents IN all.
That's five for the circus, three for
peanuts, four for Il sinking fund, four
owe to Jack, and there's one left to
support widowed saother on until
night"
You wiring MY lsosom," said o
Baltimore lover to a CO.
luettisll girl whom he had long sought
IN marriage. His burst Of grief do
:idcd her, and, putting out her hand,
,he softly murmered, We'll! ring
ny finger, if you will be happier for
t; | will vex you no longer"
"It's well cnougl, for yon to namo
Jour UOS TLiitls. Sstiu tAuUt IlopZlOt1U,
,ut for gracious gotlness' sake don't
,ame him Alias, cause the Aliases
ire always a'cuttin' up bad. Here's
Alias ones, Alias Brown, Alias Th0mp-
,on. Alias One Eyed Jack, all been
;ool up for robbin' and stealin'."
1t was IL o'clock at night when Mr..
Berger of Macon, Ga, discovered u
.o!orcd preacher in his stable uDtying
, horse, and the preacher only OBJ
,erved-" jess what said all dc time,
,Iistah Berger, your horse is bay sure
.nutf. and dat 'spute between me an
Jackson is settled
\ Broad Street, Newark. physician
vas called upon la,t week to attend
! seamstress who felt indispoked. He
inquired us to her health, and she
very appropriately, ''Weli,
is about se,r. sew, Doctor, but seams
worse to-day, and | have frequent
.itchcs'in the side. The doctor hemass.s,
Is he felt her pnl-.., said she would