Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1875-02-04

The Grangers trump-opaoes.
The State for editors - Pencil
vania.
The cheapest way to live is .
breathe.
It takes the Irish to 'wake' tn
dead. ~
Good place for spirit-rappers-
Knoxville.
Criminals shodld come to halt o
halter.
Drains on the public purse need re
trenching.
The stamp OF civilization-Ih'
postage stamp.
/ should call landlords poor re
lations his tes'-auats.
There seems to be tidal wave o.
chicken stealing just now.
A paris paper says: violence il
better than chloroform."
1t is enough for one thing at tim;
to happen, especially twins.
Many opinions go for nothing
costs nothing to express them"
Young men, never say die whel
thsre's q pair-o-dice within you
reach.
The New York World wants t.
know if man with cough is not /,
common hackman?
1t is better to be alone in the worlC
than to bring up boy to play on thu
ACCORDION.
1t is very cold weather, and yet Low
ers do not see the sense of hugging
stoye.-Brooklyn Argus.
A girl baby in Moore county, Tenn.
has double tongue; but we don't
know that that's news.
A book has been published called
"Half Hours with Insects" The au-
thor was not regular boarder.
Men who travel barefooted around
a newly carpeted bed room often find
themselves on the wrong tack.
The Santa Cruz Sentinel compares
that town to ''the dimple on beauty's
cheek" More cheek than dimple,
probably.
There is nothing more hazardous
than to be bothering an irritable wo-
man with foolish questions on wash
day.
''Too thin" has become obsolete.
"Not sufficiently materialized" is the
latest form in which this idea is
clothed.
The foremen of the Cincinnati brew
cries get about $4,000 per annum,
which is more than a circuit Judge
gets.
"You are too pert entirely, Miss"
said teacher to a pupil. sYour
whole demeanor is continuous mis-
demeanor."
A man may be properly said to
have been drinking like fish when
he finds that he has taken enough to
make his head swim.
When st. Louis man loses $50 on
the street he offers $45 reward for it.
He knows what St. Louis human ma
ture is.-Detroit Free Press.
Never trust with secret a married
man who loves his wife, for he will
tell her, and she will tell her sister. |
and her sister will tell everybody.
A Cincinnati woman burned her
husbands Sunday suit because he
would not put on a buffalo robe and
crawl around the back yard and play
Santa Clans.
He who is wise now buyeth his
girls little brother something nice.
and SO getteth the little rascal to
make himself scarce whenever neces-
'ary hereafter.
Congress has cemetery of its own,
Ind having far more criminals than
'orpses, it is strange it doesn't have
penitentiary of its own, also.-Cour-
erJouTndl
Why are sheep the least moral Of /
nimals? Because they gambol in
heir youth, spend much Of their
lme on the turf, many of them are :
lacklegs, and they all get feeced at ! !
lst.
There's where q man has the ad- 2
antage. He can undress in a cold h
'om and have his bed warm before a
oman has got her hair-pins out and
sr shoes untied.-Detroit Free y
ress. 81
A ~ E
A genteel farmer in Massachusetts. ee
retired BostOnian, didn't know how ~
take wagon wheel off to grease ~
e axle, and so he bored holes
rough the hub and poured in the =,
ease. tl
A Boston journal innocently re- n
arks that there is an air of improb- =;
ility about the Chicago Posts story r.
a woman who was eaten ND by n,
asshoppers." Some of these Bos q,
papers would doubt the yeracity - -
Mr.. Gulliver himself. "
Make you coat, sir?'' said a sus-
,lous tailor to suspected customer. CT
u, yes, sir. with the greatest plea. wi
re- "fhere, just stand in that no. ON
ION, please, and look right upon isl
It notice while I take your mea- ov,
re-" Customer reads the notice. ma
erms cash." &c. a
Inc editor of the Louisville C,ours Be
~ o"Snat recommends rawhide eas
the raising Of boys. AppareutIy an,
early education was neglected n Th
particular, and now he is yerv ton
~ for it. It is never too late n 4
nd, however, and he might induce ren
lebody to fog him and not half the
-Roch. Dem. SO
lere is poet who says: aPm sit. on
sadly on the strand, that stretch ear
0 the waters brink; and as the mn
slips slowly By, 1 Idly fold INV =
'asand think" Whilst he is sit. I
on the strand with idle folded ltior
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