, 1875-05-29

oth1]s bA tA9 et1tass
Among tho advanced thinkers Of Kansas,
horne. stealing by ladiea is no orimo. Thus u our
emancipation gained.
Lord LyzToy declined to be Governor Of Ma-
dtaa. ue prefers tho uncertainty OF Lisbon to
tho dull routine Of India.
The idea of newspaper that employs "E1
PEnK1Ns" polling fun At 1.-THE young editor In
the tall tower! !"-CincinndH Enquirer.
The Phflndolph,A Bulletin is dis9uased 1t tho
thought Of having ADAMS, LoSoFELIow, and
ExEnsos open The Centennial exercises.
Gen. Drcnor has writtsn history Of tho
"Defonae Of Paris" Wonder II II will create
as much sonsatiou as sHERAAH's Momoirs"7
A Northern Californian dacouraGea immlgra-
tion to tho pacifc slope With the announcement
that all tho girk AFRO from poaton, and drinks Aro
al Is centa.
Mr. ". B. 8rnoEo, Gensral Superintendent of
tho Michigan Central Railroad, has gono to Do.
troit on business connected with tho mAnago-
ment OF bis road.
ISAAC WATTS In ths nano Of noted 1nlian
fox-hunter. His hymns haye been ou4tsd BY
the latler-day pooms, and hs tsels unappreciated
by his feliow-map.
Mrs. Rouspr has returned to New York. Uor
| support In Washington, ~ In Cincinnati, took
just enough Whisky to disgust the star and NO
cassitatc An apology.
Tho Stockton Hotol. Cape May, in thu manage
mens Of which Col. s. P, sK1swxn, Of thls city,
will occupy prominent poaislon, viii opsn for
tho "aeason Juno 20.
The grnsshoppcsations In Kansas last summer
hA.o bcsn 40 exaggerated In Paris Tat tre-
mendoua lion in tho Geological 0srdona goes
Wild over The sight Of ons-
Kh1. nA1nonp, Of Her Majesty's service, or
| pe1od for cheating At cards. BAYS his e1.ffiendA
cannot afford to cut him, because ho has too
many letters In his possession blackeuing them.
In divorce csss On trisl IN England FINaAt,
tho DEEonrB to the suit, Is : willing witness for
sKAnLx, tho T1LToa Of tbs cAse, aud Mrs.
sEAnLE, the E1.1zADErR, thinka Il must be . con-
spitacy.
They say that Tunsxa's "venlce." which
brought *97, 900 At London art-salo,. il fading
aud pesltng, and In ton years will bo worthless.
"They are evidently tha follows who weakened
| 1t s25.0oo.
The proposition to s.art \ Democratic newo.
paper in Chicago haa got down II last whore
s1oax1 Ia supposed to hAvo hoast. Tho 1amen-
tations, upbrAtlinps, and denunciatlons. Of tbs
man Ne pitstll-8s Louis Nspatch.
| HU0D Loi. OEA lbuaES INV VI LUG 6s. LOUIE
De7nocrat returned to Indianapolis, thers uoro
several days Of which ho could gtye no account
| Thta fact, togother with an ind1spositton 10
stand upright, iodueo tho lndlspapolln Herald to
cay At random that tlcro nro tG5,00 rnil1oad-
tics between indianapolis and st. Louis, in the
hops that ho will give tho exact lgursa.
Tho Now York Sun tals this story Of Gen.
611EnnAN. "Ons night, willis sitting before bis
| fh& H. tn1 n ~,
| officer with whom he wna converstng: i asn 4
much brighter man tLan GRANT; can 800
thinKs Quicxer than no can, and know moro
hbout books than he does but I'll tail you Nlloro
ho beats ne, and vhcro he beats the world, ho
don't caro- cant for what ho can't SEQ tho enamy
doing, but It acasos mo liko hall
"EL1 PEnKIxs" finds An outlet for hlmsolf In
The Inter. Ocean. lie saya he wsnt to Ese
DExcnEa. who thus addressed hims "Eu, I'm
tho blggest fool, the wotst idos and the allliett
tackass unhnn8. ought to BE- kiokod. louRht
to have known bstkor than to havo mldo such
goose Of myself. l." Mr. DEzcnrn has
undoubtedly deserved so1ns OF this asye1ity, and
1t will readily DO understood that tho 1oserva-
tion. "pEesent company sxoeptea," applied
with unusual meaning.
II this tom from the Brooklyn argus didn't
bear tho atAmp OF truth It wouldn't BE- quoted /.
"0xonoE W. CulLDs, A. H., tho great American
vene-n,aker, paid = visit to tho White fIouso
Inst woek. undor his lslt Arm no carried a largo
portfolio, bound in Grape, containing numerous
samples OF obituary lyrica. uo exhibited this
collection 10 tho President With considerable
pride. and tho lattot, upon EoAding four or tlyo
hundred OF them, confessel that he had not
been moved 30 deeply sinco tho battle Of Pitts
burg Landing. Finally he aaidto linn: Cnll-ps,
Ire thought for long tfmo that America ought
to have : rost-laureate, and II you'll got The
Philadelphia Uuion League to aign your papssa
III giss you tho placs.'"
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York @. O. L. Meyer. Fon4 du Lac II. H. Anderson
y. .. 4: Jola Gallup, uoehester; T. 4. Lotl, asa
, FsAur!:co: Tl.odoss II, Koaea, Nov York;
. ison.rd. Nov 3ort; W; TAon.s :A' Bowman, st.
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Dostan, George fu.sz1augi. IsorA ". L. Lb{sy
h tostou; Il: H. Asary. BtssLnz; ". r. Ha1sson, Ses
, York; Il. Halls!, kAntatee; Hiram 4. Hurt, Mar
qustts; Yrsdsrsk uaag. rLli.dsphia; " Il. WsGatsr
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