The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-08-13
EvE-ANaELIcA1 CORNER.

A Saratoga belle wears diamonds on he r
shoes.
A mule, wash-tub and fine comb are
considered fine bridal outfit in Florida.
Eastern papers are calling Charlotte
Cushman's farewell business "Char-
lotte ruse.n
A woman with a $12 ostrich plume in her
hat is prepared to bear and forbear and be
magnanimous.
Mrs. Lincoln has not improved since her
removal to Batavia and there is little
hopes of her ultimate recovery.
The BrunswiclSer thinks that women are
the sugar of the earth. Lot, of holy writ,
thought the same thing until after he had
Porte Crayon, spoke Oh rD..----....,,,, :.
as "pant-o-giraffe, !" and she wants $40, ,006
damages. . =.E
What should be the name of lawyers
wife ? Sue. A printers wife Em. A drug
gist's wifes Ann Eliza. A carpet mans
wife? Matte.
The Philadelphia Times says that crime
runs in cycles. That's a good deal better
than saying that there are good many
sheep-thieves around. 1913 tf~
The pullback style of dress resembles
very much the costume of one of those old
time godesses driving chariot over the
cobblestone looking streets of the clouds.
When you observe lady drop hand
kerchief in the street, and not stop to pick
it up, the chances are ten to one that she
hasn't got her stoop-oyer dress on White
hall Times,
There was young woman named Ham
nah, who behaved in frivolous manner !;
while her pa stood in prayer, she put tacks
in his chair; which he sat on and cus-sed
his Hannah.
The Inter Ocean puts it this way Lydia
the blonde, Lydia the bleached, Lydia--in
fact, Thompson, is electrifying simple Paris
with cavorting band of wriggling, rope
haired daughters of nature and the chalk
Gifted isle.
A Boise City girl, just one month mar
ried, upon meeting an old school mate in
the street. put on very wise look and re-
marked /: You cannot imagine the labor
and anxiety incident to the care of fam
ily."
Laura D. Fair was before the Probate
Court in San Francisco the other day as an
applicant for an order authorizing the sale
of some real estate standing in the name of
her little daughter. She got it.
The belle of Saratoga, according to cur
rent gossip, is a New York lady. She
dresses with more elaboration than taste,
paints, powders. plays the piano, talks
slang, and kicks her train. And they say
"she is Of excellent family. .".-Nen York
Mail,
A mother and father are trying to force
their daughter to marry. Daughter Go
qultrr)-" There are many reasons why
don't want to marry him in the first place
he is too hideous and stupid" Mother
with dignity)-"Stephanie, did hot
marry your father! ~
On dit, one of the changes that will be
most in vogue next season, and found more-
over very effective, will appear in stripes Of
divers widths united in one costume. Very
wide stripes will be used for the skirt,
medium for the over dress, narrow for the
waist, and very narrow for the revers and
trimmings.
Just think of it It costs one million
two hundred and fifty thousand five hun
dred and eighty-nine dollars and ten cents
to keep the women of this country in i'm
ported corsets for one year. What waste.
Encha@ge. Stay it is not waste, it is
one of their means of support.
If men are the salt of the earth women
are the sugar. Salt as a necessity. sugar
as a luxury. Vicious men are the salt
peter hard, stern men the rock salt; nice
family men the table salt. Old maids are
the brown sugar; good natured matrons
the loaf sugar pretty girls the fine pull
verized white sugar. Pass the sugar,
please
GA Missouri judge has decided that a
mother has no legal right to thrash her
| daughter after the girl has passed her
eighteenth birthday The judge is quite
right. When girl reaches her eighteenth
year the legal right to thresh her becomes
dormant, and remains SO until she marrles,
when it reyives and reverts to her husband.
[See Blackstone on the Legal Thrashing of
Girls. l-Coaries Journal. f.I 1854.
The fate Of Miss Newton, of Delaware,
vas indeed sad one. Fresh from board
ing-school with gay life of flutes and
roseleaves and moonbeams before her, she
was so shocked and mortified when she
heard her mother mispronounce word in
the presence of company, that she went up
stairs and poisoned herself. Mothers
ought to be more careful. If they can't
pronounce words correctly, when company
comes they ought to conceal themselves in
the kitchen.
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Religious Knowledge in Western Texas
To escape thunder shower | sought ref.
nge in cabin among the mountains, where
there were three little boys. I asked the
eldest who made him. After thinking it
over he answered /" Cod j asked the
next, g What did God make yon for ?'' He