The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1875-04-13
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Dion sampson 'Jdac . Thousand Phil
istines 70 deathf
It's little queer that the mouths Of
rivers should be bigger than their heads,
but it is SO,
Seeds when sown are like gate posts.
They are planted in the earth to prop a.
gate.
The three great evils of life are, un-
doubtedly, standing collars, stoye-pipe
hats, and tight boots. q
Z Suspect-a man who shakes hands GIN
Igerly Knifckles, like walnuts, were
made to be cracked.
There's a striking similarity he.waeu
a side saddle and fonr onart ino- roth
hold gallon.
The Interior Den,rtment vii, coon
send an experienced eeolooist to exam;na
the Black Hills country. and renort n. ia
its mineral wealth The interior Dc.
partment has adonted additional moss.
ures to provide for the Immediate reno
val of adventurous trespassers from tbat
region.
A Broken backed chicken, with false
tail and ring OF turkey feathers glued
round his neck, received the first pre-
MUM at the Ohio State Agricultural
Fair. as a. "Hungariad chicken of the
Slavi Magyar BREED The fraud was
discovered, and the Committee are being
pestered for eggs. :.
Nod voof ps.d tostroro, ororna c1>,,
RADIO with a performing bear, but a
great change come one day last week.
and now the bear travels around alone
thinking over old times, and occasion.
ally leaning up aeairst a tree as panp
shoots. through his bowels. Ned Is IN,
side that Mflwaukee News.
When a girl crops her front hair; and
pulls it down over her forehead like q
Mexican mustang, and then ties a piece
of red velvet around her neck. who can
wonder at the number of pale-faced
Young men that throw away their ambi-
ton, and pass sleepless nights in irving
to raise down on their upper slIps2o
Kansas City Times. FxA83 rsr
"Herbert,v said a perrlexed mother
why is it that you're not a better; bow p
aWell." said the little fellow. soherlr
Hooking up into her face with his hon.
est blue eyes. 81 suppose the real rea.
son is that don't want to bep We
think tile child gave the real reason
why all Of us. bio as well as little. are
not better than we are.
eyes. sir" yelled A preacher in a ,na.
kota church. one Sunday mornina.
"there's more lying, and swearing. and
stealing. and general deviltrv 10 r. tho
true resi- or riire .anef7rs,r rr,unrff NH
then the congregation got up and dunn.
ed the nreacber out of the window.
N,;anosoto Jndno = ,rovo,,, -, !,
tha daa,h santanca tsndar,,, ohsa.rads !
"If guilty.. you richly deserve the fate
that awaits Won: if innocent. it will r.
qualification for You to feel that you
were hanged without such crime on
your conscience: in either case You will
be delivered from world of care"
An unedueated countryman. who had
derived some benefit from the use of a
certain onack medicine apnlied q :
tlruo oist for another bottle Of the stuf,
that had done him so much good. on
heipo requested to furnish the name d
the preparatiop. he replied that. all he
recollected was, that the bottle hore mr.
it in large letters the word GENUINE
which he supposed must be its name.
.NIo,her wants to know if YOU won,
please to lend her yonr preserving ket
tle-,capse az how she wants to nre
serve ?n ave would with pleasure bov
but the fact is. the last ,ime we lent ie
, vour mother she preserved if so effect
lually that we lave never seen it since. ;
: aWell. YOU needn't he so SASSY abou
vour old kettle. mother wouldn,t hav,
troubled Won ao;n. only We sead yor
1 have a new one"
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than two millions Of British subjects M M
hava left their native land. some wen
10 Australia. some to Canada. and NOR,
came TO the limited States. Until latel,
tbe Jr;sb omiorants were in evcase n
the Enulish and Scotch. Since 1869
/, |however The respectiye ratios are re
+ vcrsed Durino That year Great Rrit
= ain sent forth eiohteen thousand NOR
o,n;nron,s ,l,on Jrol.pd ona IN 1879 ,,;
! oxcess wos avan moro morLod
Ms.,. 60 ss,,o
: w. lo"s 90, .Ho ; oans 'o'o"I WV
na. oe1n pos..h D VIZ oi"e no"
la:iei .a,e ~ s,, l"o essnn .nsy nao
I w;sbino I 10 carry It home thew emntie,
i # nm tie stems Of store kent hv .,
y hopost old r,ercbant
. Tha =, mornin, Mr. .,Lo,
wbistl;no down tho Street until no c.m
Q in s;obt IF his stems when ba enddenI
! stoned Clasnino his hands across r;
| stomach be exclaimed. :.
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