Middletown transcript., 1875-02-20
Correspondence.
For the Transcript.
Wilmington City, rots in ter |
County of Nesc Castle. !


TO te excellent. te pig. fine scbentle-
man, Schon P. Koakran, Guffenor Of
dish Schtate. | zee in ter bapers, vat
you call tie Dranschript, Won man. let
ter from Won Irishman, Patrick O'ToD-
ovon, und dish irishman wants to pc
schquire in ter city Of Wilmington. Vat
you tink Of dat, mein Herr? Te tuyfel
Ay away vid ter irishman und his grand
mother. He pees not able to schpell
right. He schpells county, cowntle.
Now, mein Guffenor. if dish man don't
schpell right, pees he fit for dish Office
Of schquire? He pees ignorant enough
to tell dat be hurrah for you. Wy did
be not does it ven you pc running for
te votes? Mein vrau say, Won tay:
"Hans you pig lager beer parreI! !
goes to ride init wagon and horse; you
goes along" Veil den, I goes to Won
man vat has teams to let, and ask him
vot you have for wagon and horse to
to ride nit? He tells me five dollar.
Veil, gifts 10, und mein vrau NIT me.
We goes to te place Won calls Newark.
All te way after We gets yer We vas, tay
kommences, und some pefor dat, We
sees te karts up on te telegraph poles. as
says te irish not votes for te man Koak-
ran, who will not let te church pc. In
his eyes, it pees te Katholic und not te
Christisn religion, so tey say vat makes
ter troupple NIT te peoples at te poles
Veil den, l schoost asks you. py vat
right be pees te schquire? He not
votes te ticket we're your name pc, und
tells bis frients not to vote for you also.
Den be koms out in der baper uDd
says you makes him scbquire, ven be
not vote fer such fine pig sehentle-
man as you pees. Winds fault NIT ter
man from Scrabble (vere dat is | not
knows) whose name pees Zack. vot
wants to pc, also. We has SO many ig-
norant vons now as pc schquires. Would
it not pc as veil to have some Won, who
has te sense to give schoostics, we're it
not pelongs? Tey now makes te laws
to suit terselves, altering ter tockets
we're tey pc right. If te man you calls
te lawyer wants a transcript Of ter ac-
tions. tey sends him shoost vat be
shooses. He pees no peter as tey. be
no peter it vas. pees none of his piz-
ness about te tockots. You shoost
make me schquire of dish city, | gives
te cases to both te barties vat wants te
sehoostice on poth sides. invites you
to trink two, three, several lager beer
init me und mein vrau. ven We has you
to te dinner dat you has, in honor OF te
schcostice like te other schentlemen.
We has sour kraut. dat pees so good as
never vas; be schmells ter house over
ven you in come. Te Schernsans now
votes te tickets Of te democrats all over
dish country, und it vas high time tey
represents te democracy in dish Schtate
in te Offices. TIE bapers are vull Of te
raging ship canal vot wants to 60 te
Schtate across. Tey says tey digs
down so far as never vas, to let te wa
ter in come. Te ships. vot holds te
men, viii drown if you not put Won
schtop to such tings. if tey should
fall over te board; you shoost schtop
dat. Ven you makes me te schquire.
[ sends tenn oil to te lookout; TEN vot
not wants und tenn vot does. He wants
te geese wing to write nit: be peter
gets te shilelah vot he knows apout.
und schticks to te trate vot be knows:
driving Lopptels carts. ven te moon
schines, and schwill te corn juice. Vo.
be knows apout vines, like te schentls-
mems vot thinks te beer und schmokes
te bipes? Donner wetter, te tuyfel fly
away init him und bis dreams before he
gets dene. I pees te man vot is fit for
to blace. Now, mein Herr, | give you
te Won advice, like Won Scheneral
Schackson, beschure you right are, und
ten ahead 60, und you pees right ven
you makes Won schquire out Of
HANS Won ScHwEsTEMscHLAGER.