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Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

The immigration statistics for the
eleven expired months of the year 10.
dicate a net gain of upwards of 10000
in our population. By the end of the
year the figures will have risen to 65,-
600 and above. That is by at least 20,-
600 better showing than we made in
1874, and it is gain approximating 8
per cent. of our present population.
The Mongolian element cuts a less
conspicuous figure in the inpouring
than it did last years. r. Post.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

A darkey who was STOPPING to wash
his hands in q creek didn't notice the
peculiar actions of a goat just behind
him, SO when he scrambled out of the
water and was asked how 1t happened,
he answered: '1 dunno, 'zactly; but
peered as eff de shore kinder h'isted
and frowed me-
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
Passengers Coming.

The following passengers left San
Francisco yesterday morning at 8 AM.
for Los Angeles per steamer Mohongo:
A G Brown, ] A Tusher, Miss A Con-
way, Mr. Andrews, + G Charles, Miss
l. Cooney. w HI Russell, Mrs Russell,
l. G Kincaid, o j Bracket, L Barth-
elness, G Barrett, l. Jordan, j Bar
rett, Cook and family, c Dudley, II
Stanley, r III Fleming, H II Watt, J
Hamilton, Miss M Holmes, M A J
Ridge, w H Radcliffe, J Arcae, L z
Brown, A B Derby and son, 4 Young
Mr. Young, Miss M Breste, NJ Grival,
pa, c d Havon, G Wiser, G Lugar-
ma, Nj Frankel, Mrs B McNerney and
children, w Coe, w Henderson ID
Brison, r F Coleman.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
f. TAMIET,
French Landscape Gardener

Offers his services to the public as land
scape gardener of large experience. He will
undertake the laying out and ornamentation
of gardens or parks, and refers to the Beau
dry Park and the City Plaza (Sixth street. as
samples OF his work. He will also contract To
office box No. ta9. decl9tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
STOCK REPORT.

BY ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC TELEGRAPH LINE.
Special DiLutch TO the Herald.
SAN FRANCISCO, December A.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
$50, per Acre.

Apply to
7 w. POTTS. or ]. H. BLANCHARD,
Al tho once of blanchard & Gould, No. ~
Temple Block, or j. w. Morgan, Spring
street Temple BLOCK. noVZ' om
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

No wonder bank failures are uncom-
mon In China. When such an event
takes place all the officers have their
heads cut off and flung into the corner
with the assets. "And that's the hui
NOR of it,"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

EOR SALE.-City lots in an eligible 10.
cality Also, for sale or rent, good fruit
and farming land i'm Orange, on the Santa
Ana rancho. Water in abundance. Apply
10 II. y. ORME,
noy2Stf "A Main street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

Four Lots on Temple street, near Fort.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
FOR SAlE-FOR RENT.

EOR SALE.-2f LIZ acres Of good orange
land, 2% miles from the Plaza. Free wa
Ter privilege. Price So 009. For particulars,
call on j. l., McALLISTER,
81 Spring ST., Brooklyn Land Office.
declitf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

CHEEP FOR SAlE.-I.OOO three year
- old good grade Spanish Merino ewes for
~ le, served with thoroughbred Spanish Me-
rino Rams Commence lambing the lst of
February. For particulars apply at the Farm
ers and Merchants Bank, OF to
GEO. CARSON,
dec9nlm Dominguez Ranch.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

EIRST CLASS BOARD e. ROOMS.
Suits, and large single rooms, with sun
ny exposure, at the KIMBAL.L MANSION, +,
New High street. The house Is elaborately
furnished, contains all msdern improve
ments, and commands a charming view of
mountain and valley. nov6tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16
Lots in all parts of the city.
l. o It =

In East Los Angeles, Pioneer Building Lot
Association, and Mount Pleasant.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

EOR SAlE.-An Orange Orchard of 1913
] acres in the city on the West side of Main
street, containing also a variety of fruit trees.
Walnut, Italian Chestnut, and Vines of the
best varieties all kinds in bearing. Terms
easy. Apple to w. II. MACE,
Attorney-At-Law.
decl I'm IL Court street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

NOR SALE.-63 acres of superior farming
II land handsomely situated, with churches
schools and n thriving settlement near by.
Can soon be divided into desirable residence
lots s65 per acre. BRONX & MITCHELL,
decI2tf Commercial Bank Building.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

EOR SAIE.-A Good Paying business,
] consisting of Cigars, Tobacco, Cutlery,
Stationery and Yankee Notions. For par
ticulars enquire of {. G. LIPS,
No. 2 Arcadia Block, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

Ten Acres corner Figueroa and Washing
ton streets.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

CNEEP FOR SALE 800 Cotswold
- ewes. VIII lamb early. Apply to
MICHAEL BROPHY,
Four miles Northwest of Lyons Station.
dec9tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

In addition to the above we have large
list of very desirable city and county prop
erty. which we are offering at low rates and
on easy terms.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

TO RENT.-Six rooms next to the Piro
House. Inquire at the Symposium sa-
loom decd-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1875-12-16

One Hundred and Nineiy.hve Acres
Adjoining city limits, on east side of los An
geles river s35 per acre.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

| know at least Il senra ii men who
though ,ntalli sent cilpu@ Ii IN II her ~ perts.
do not know how IL drive a mil III 4 work.
mAnlikr manner. Ar hnrm. thnv ware niu-
Gated with a view - praeticinv certain vo-
cat!ons or l,rotess.oi4a, and mechanical ar,s
were completely i-norc.i by their mwise
parents or guardian. Naw IL II erscnsih
e. every naan--lawyef. chr, physician.
,t'|rchant-' hAoW epsnn II tho principles
of meehaniall art, lnl how to apply them.
for no man leads III Industrious lifc with.
out very frslnen''. Icing the usa u anch
knowiels,. .htrt are certain mechanical
salas that afrl, IL almost every rieca ~
work ihat mlis atsaal.s 70 perform. from
tie folding ~ 4 rarer 10 III. matching to.
srthcr uf I've hcartla. aul tho langlng
manner IN siisa ,lss things arc generally
dHne. slew hua llst.e itlea mon have IL
mechanism. TAen. iathsra, whether city
men or country men. iit up workshop for
.onr loss. 4 small act ~ teola. u tho
best material. vii Mt cot mueh-not
moro than In ~ t~.l,r dollars Mt most--
atii tiny Il soun r,tntli - sas, tire their
salue III the ltecl accomplished. Where
thre Il comfortable workshop supplied
with ,ans 'aalt. tas lays arn sei,lnsn knonn
10 leave il npaa ieinro dlays TO lof in tho
tsrs.ts. II nothing else Il sis.n thorn ID
do. tfs9 will H. misunderstanding winl.milla,
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every hour thus employed a.lds 10 their
skill ~ wofkmen. Very AEON they viii 10
able to max. rainy lays nv profitable as
others, repairing Or making very many
important llaiH'ns about the house, Ne
know 10y mechanics who ha,e supplied
their honues With brackets. tow.r.stands.
stertla,lie,s. anl hundred and onc other
things convenient and valuable.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20
ErvECr Or l.IOuT.


nr. Moore. the ma,arhyslciAn. thas
speaks Il the effect of light on body and
mind "A tadrolo confined In darkness
waall naycr hecamc 4 fros and Al infant
Icing deprived Of Heaven = FREQ light viii
only grow INTO sharelc.s idiot, instead oi
4 beautiful aud reasonable heIng. Hence.
Ii tho deep. lalk garses ausl rasinoa II tho
ssiss talals, where tho direct sunshine
never rearlxs, thu hiieons prevalence VI
idiaey st,r - tha tr..s.!ur. ltisa strange.
melancholy idicev. Many citizens arc III.
capable II any articalasc apeech some ara
deaf, same nrc blind. some labor under
all thcso priyasions. AMI all are missharan
10 almost every part Of thehcl,. heliese
there Il in all plarea marked difference In
thar healthiuess 81 houaes according 10
their aspect III regard 10 the aun. aud thnso
asc decidedly tho haalshiest. other things
bcin. equal. In which all tho roons are.
during some par. u tho day fully exposed
10 tlo direct light, Eridenica attack In.
habItanta IN Tho shaiy sile of shc street,
AMI totally exempt those on tho other siia, /,
and even In eri.enlcs. &uch ~ aguc, tho
morbid influence il often thus partialin its
labors.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20
LAUGHING CHILDREN.

Give IL tho boy or girl who smiles .
s,on IL the brat rays u the morning sun
glance IN through tho window. way. happy
and kind. Such boy will bs III - wake
up into 4 man-at least when contrasted
with 4 sullcn. noross. Grabbed fellow. who
snaps AMI snarls like surly eur. Or growls
aud grunta liko An untamsd hysuA from
tho monent he opens Ill. angry syss I'LL hs
il confronted by Aia breakfast. such 3
girl. other things being favorable. will b
good material to all IN gladdening some
comfortable hane. ~ 10 rotne. civilise,
tame and humanise tsnlc brother, max.
ins him sealls. aif.esioue.a and loyabls.
II Ii feast To even loek at such log.
inspiring girl, and $50 thu slnilos flowing.
10 srak. from tAs parted lips. displaying
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.lmast tn r.staoniir.tion VI beauty and
goodness. singing. snl Al merry ~ the
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prv...iiu.s. and .s,vat 70 pour whole hood
II light AMI ~.s.ilth n.n tile earth.
su,h !. girl i ill., gentle shower 10 the
parehing earth. h.towins kind words.
sweet SMILES. and aets Of merry 10 I'll
around her--the jny and iigi,toi the houss-
hold.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20
unMARAAilLH AMrENiAN W1IA

unu III ,Aa nlast remarkable ArtsslAa
~ ,l4 II anr osa time lstys tho 0avdsH) is
la.t. ii arsa. ls,, In thu lslris lMsAin. %
Ms naleg..,'en In 1891. mp to which time
II, IN ,,,sssTnl aftHaissn 8inLins had rCachs1
s,p4,r depth than about i.nN Test. u
a.ss calculated that til. ~at.r-brarinx stsAr
ttt, sn,.l., Muuhl - rsAehrl ~ 4 dcpth a.
.sta iaet int hat waa mt dcep enough.
IEle lsrins continued. with intcryals. until
isii. when on shr 21th of February. Ne
hnrinv.rnl MIS- nlt.rv"i II ,icasrnd sadooo-
IL sescrni y.l,als In i l.M hours tlaS waesg
r..al,c.i tin surface, aseaiiLilly ruahing ~
with iMimuaiau sinn,n, niNrl With aand
aud n,nl. liut s.sc sand and mud sooa
eaas "a. leaving i magnificent Aow u pure
water. ahi.t tt,A continued over slncs. 4
high tower IL erected, anil tho water ris1o
snrons,h pipes with sustained force And vol
anne. IL III. reservoir AZ tis top. ~ t'ss sAte
II luliy hail !. ..lllson g.llona pr day.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20
ruE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.

A very smart German phlologist. named
Dachmnier. haa invented universal Lam
guagc. We hnse mol mastered NIL ita in
tricacics yct, but tho theory starts with tho
lslca that man needs only fonr thousand
words t. express MI his ideas. Right hero
~ agree with the author. 1h~r. nre plen.
~ u situations In life whore mo or two
geol splii wor,is are about ..nnngh. and NO
ran scarcely surmise ANY combination II
circumstances which Mc'ill rjuifp more
than four thousand. That number vatal
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20
1uE Eurnsss EuacNIE.


An interviewer recently visited thu Em.
rrrsa fngenic sor tn rufl,oe IL learning
something IT har ilgaa concerning tho xtat.
~ ~ lmperali mia France. uer Majesty,
II appears. waa sls',ily lnlsrosrl when
thu interviewer called. Her Majesty r,,-
clinci among lilloaa. i p'.rA with dainty
little Whit lacs zap, with Lins ribbons. anl
handsome n'tite dr.ss rich With laee ati
AMI embroidery ani tsei At the throat with
blue tic At.ny tails helsl emp II che.
ulasc AMI d silver tray II honhons. While
another li,tle tahla held ,lraught hoarl,
with tho tnen III position, which showed
tia. slla hll been rlasins. Her Majesty.
We arr told. ani.si un ar.,ng tha interview.
er. and after 4 talk atoat tho political sit.
natlvn. tile interviewer "e3,s permitted 10
retire. 'Dn going out, concludes tho
writer. Il turned ~ t..hs il last look of the
beautiful empress, who hal carried ali
hearts hy atern. b. they ot kings er rcas.
ants. She IN, laek ther hrr rich golden
hair loeaely caught under Ill. tiny. eoanei-
t.sh hit II lace AMI ribbon. the far fmncss
of shoulders and bust half revealed through
the embroidery on hsr dtess. ana tho tow
cr.likc strength II her round. white M. k,
made more marked i, TIM hlne lie. Tho
AIT. white ha,ir tre nA plump AMI din-
rled ~ thoae y ahf,hy md her complexion
u a'iil delightfully."- clear AMI iue. Tho
profile II clear cnt AMI ~ hsh raal II
beauty. .ani her mouth sa marvel of sweet
n.ns--and satnesl esre.' Nlfa NJ sm iaH.
shc bala me an rAif il ii II ".,si.
hyc." anl aenic IA, hog 'prsa anpsh.r
hour With ,he qle,nlicst 4t.een q III. tho
cx.Emprrsa ~ France.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

Tn superiority u III, Meoel II the rlori.
Al. collar oYer All other kinis os cellar IL
WILL Ahaan. aud tttp lleinanl fuf IL In In.
pencils nIu made. has ln,lucSl .oin. manu-.
laest,furs u 'aAo ap the question II TIN
ucsliulatix,tinn II thu tree In that country.
saesla have been sa~n in tl,e royal forest.
ani about 5isD young pluts have bsun
rraan IN ono prisat. asiate. r.,s cultiva.
tiHn VI the tres has bean attempted. Also.
" other kArts OF Germany.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

nKtl.kssNs medical practitioner in
fs,, waited rheumatic patient . TOW
nlgnte Az. anl in ilsllls n candle 10 0x-
anime him. ssl lise /. the curtains. and tho
il.,rus quickly arrtal, tho doctor and the
ntlrae s.ikei tile unfortunat. patient. and
dragged him into lie strecti tho hssmsn
quickly arrived. anl @As.l part q tho
rfenlsuS Wniil Ill lor.ltt.. thu patient
N.s rsstot.t II ..osl hath ~ tho shock.
In, H. Ia q faaiaie with his doctor :
',iii II i5a.s.t'f. i'r damages caused BY the
lire.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20

Mrr. Laura t;ur,lnn, editor of tho
Stockton (Cal Leader. has tempora-
arily retired from ,he tripod, bcra use.
as Tho says, tho present campaign
~ 'nisrs 10 bc too huy s.rcus for lady
~ appear in public
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-08-20


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trtate Aa aan tsik L t.sH natives. And III
s"me ttmas happens sn.s .iAar ie has spent
months sa,l months On h. 1isl.iorl. aud
euNa Id iaea. 'ta ssf. ilfFt msn he aaka
u st tl s.l ua d tAe aoolaaa.tsr
salis sH an .it'. I'll.t lsa't tha answer
III a, aietf. 4 II. ~, III | have the
elk ttan II iNr erAnlnothur," hut ~
leis N tue whp.a s,r'l lass mot revolvs
"a tue n}lsNi'.l pfiarlri., L ~ cheering 10
know ,hat ,isfaltn p.4lnl si#'s are turning
their attention III ! hstnes ~ittci viii sur
monn' 'hr ,h.htn,. uow exciting. Here.
tptofe II ms heen yers embarrassing 10
fall IN love with i i'raaoa girl who l,a.ln't
studied Oi..iliori, hut nas 4 IL NIL so
rome. iols hAsc s.nlps NJ c..,fp hrr hand.
look tomarl hsason nj as as, 10. !. ~. 4.
II. ana shr vii rapls, ). ~. =. II. -.
when you are not we'll u. In tho li,rhmicr-
ian sya,en yol will have to talk with tho
interview longer ani consequently mora
pleasant. " sou ~ ''srrr :, 80. ~. mean.
INK Il losa yon. il @tIi ..sk. her few mo-
mynis topi,k II Al eut Of the Frcncl. col.
umn. AMI then yon r.n embrace her or yet
your hat. just accordingly ~ sha replica.
Everything IL plae,i. Is..fr ~ no anlus
eseiseuieni, ani rsnn II her father came
down with thunder III IL eye. II would take
linn ~ loag tp ind ont til. numbers stand.
,ug for th. expression Ut Ills iutuntion 70
kick you, THAI yuu eoatl be half = mile
around the corner before h. wa~ ready.
W. predict tpr tlae system great sue
eess. Ii will hring al laallkiai into close
boni ~ brotherhood. ani advance the
eause of civilization. We will DO once
at,ain simple people. each with his hook
IN his hand. going aitnat babbiing In mum.
bers. Neither chpessts nor Chinese shah
throw ~, AMI our rnlygloisis win wae
mesrlly t. tho music II tho numerals.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-01-06
A Healthy Individual.

The following is the last thing written
by the late "Artemus Ward" Ontil
quite recently I've been healthy indi-
vidooal. I'm nearly sixty and yet I've
got muskle in my arm which don't
make my fists resemble the tread of q
canary bird when they fly about and
hit man. Only Q few weeks ago !
was exhibitin' in East Showheean, in q
bildin' which had formerly been ocke-
pied by q pugylist-one of them fellows
which hits from the shoulder and
teaches the manly art of self defens.
And he cum and said he was goin' in
free in consequence of previsly ocke-
ping sed bilding, with large yellow
dog" He sed, 80 yes., I sed, 80,
no." He sed, "Do you want to be
ground to powder 2" Ised, "Yes, do,
if there is q powder grinder handy. "
When he struck me a disgustin' blow
in the left eye, which caused the con-
cern to at once close for repairs but
he did'n hurt me any more. 1 went
for him energetically. His parents
lived near by, and will simply state
that fifteen minutes after had gone
for HIM his mother, seeing the PROSTATE
form of her son approachin' the house
on shutter carried by four men, run
out doors, keerfully looked him over.
and sed, my son, you've been foolin'
round thrashin' masheen. You went
in at the end where they put the grain
in, ceme out with the straw, and then
got up in the thingumaiig and let the
horses tread on you. didn't Won. nv
SOM" You can judge by this what q
disagreeable person I am when I'm
angry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1875-01-06
Chinese POliteness.

Rules of politeness are all regulated
at Pekin by the tribunal of rites. In
case You wish to pay a visit to a man
DARN, the proper thing to do is to send
in your card, on small piece of red
paper, on which is your name, followed
by q polite sentence, as this:
1.-The tender and sincere friend of
your lordship, and the perpetual dis
ciple of your doctrine, thus presents
himself to pay his respects and to bow
before you to the earth"
II the mandarin is willing to receive
you he asks you to pass before him.
You are expected to make the humble
reply, 81 dare not ;" and, after an
infinity of gestures, which are all ar
ranged, and obligatory phrases, the
master of the house bows to q chair,
and slightly dusts it with the corner of
his robe, upon which you are at length
seated.
The difficulties are much increased
when ten or q dozen mandarins call upon
an Englishman at once, and, according
to custom, tea is offered, beginning at
the one of the highest rank. He pre-
tends to offer to the next, then to the
third, and 80 ON to the last. All having
politely refused, he permits himself to
drink it. The second, in his turn, has
to offer his cup to the others, and thus
the farce proceeds, until all have gone
through the wearisome task.