Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-07-30
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

HE'S giving II 20 us rather warm just
now, and VIC call him the summer soils.
Ticc.
SEVEN ccntcnarians have died in Phila
dclphia during the past six months-thrco
men and four women.
THERE is talk in Western Texas of cs.
tablishing q new State, with San Antonio
as the proposed capital.
ApIARIsTs say they have never known
bees to swarm and leave their hives so
late rs they have done this year
"No, MNAM," said jcwcler TO a beau
tiful lady, "I don't trust anybody these
days. l would not even trust my feel
ings."
WHEN you sec u shiftlcss man you
can be quite confident that at some pc.
riod of his life he found fOur-lcavcd
clover.
WHAT is the use of sentencing man
TO prison for life when the Good Book says
that the wicked shall not live out half
their days2
MRs SN1PE, of Galveston, took her
husbands throat in her teeth the other
day. He'll get a snipe with less bill if he
marries again.
A NEW brand of cigars is called "The
Charlie Ross" probably because it's hard
out of good many of them to find the
one you want.
WHY is a church bell more affable than
church organ? Because one will go
when il is tolled, but the other will be
"blOwed" first.
WHEN young man is far, far from
home, amid gay company, such trillc as
his collar. button flying off will hurt him
more than to break leg.
CANADA still sticks TO the cato nine
tails as punishment for some crimes.
The victim always goes right away from
the ncighborhoOd in disgust.
ONLY five houses have been erected in
Salem, Mass, during the past eleven
| years, and property sigh for the
| good old days of witchcratt
THIS is what the New York Times calls
"the foolish time of year. because, for
want of something else to do, most people
succeed in making themselves ridiculous.
THERE arc two modest men at Point
| Isabel, Tex. One says he is God, and the
other says he is his prophet. They will
soon have chance to try their powers on
strait-j jackets.
! A REPORT from the Link River, Oregon,
states that a few days since, while party
of men were shearing sheep, they got into
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of their number.
NEW HAMPsHRE people raised purse
of siXty-five cents for the widow of man
who was killed while giving Fourth of
July salute, and she sat up all night to
protect the money.
A YOUNG lady in Utica N. " has be-
come subject to fits simply because she
saw the man of her choice walking with
] az In1tr I,o 10 mi a il gIth
jcct for natrimony
A HUMANITARIAN friend wonders why
the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Animals does not interfere to prevent
the bulls eye" from being hit by ambi-
tious riilCmcn.-ETchdHge.
The favorite method of detectives is tc
find out who are the sweethearts of Crimi
mails who are wanted and then watch until
the desired person comes around. Love
leads many man into trap.
A GOOD deed never goes unrewarded a
young lady in this city, who recently aban.
doned the use of chewing gum, has been
mentioned in II fashion journal asa" beau
tilul creature with blonde hair and scarlet
imagination. Washington Chronicle.
THE man with the accordion bears g
charmed life. He fell off roof the Other
evening, then gathered himself calmly to-
gcther, sat out on the front stoop and
played "Old Hundred until every window
in the neighborhoOd was violently close(
and the crevices rammcd tight with cottol
batting.-BrOoklyn Argus.
!, THE Los Angeles (Cal) Common Coun
Gil has declared the franchise of the Pris
!, modal Railway Company forfeited, givin!
as their own reason, says the Herald
"that the railroad company have no
, treated them with proper respect in no
: asking their permission to build pris
modal road, and that if their permission
had been asked they would have given it.
A GENTLEMAN owning Il house in Sa
vannah, Ga, rented it recently, after it haC
, long been vacant, to II widow lady. Sh
took the keys, but soon returned in grca
alarm, stating that she had been driver
out by wild woman. On investigation
! it was found that a crazy woman had takcl
possession of the house, and il was Onl,
after siege and assault by body of pc
lice that she was Overpowercd and Carriet
away to an asylum.
, A FARMER had made several calls on
neighbOr without being able to catch hin
in, and meeting him by chance one morn
ing received the following instructions a
to the course TO be pursued on future ocCG
, siOns: " You may have observed" )" he said
with a look of great sagacity, that tn
old 'ooman freekently gifts riled, and whel
she's that way you jest foller the wal
along down to the goosebcrry patch, ant
3 you're pretty likely TO find me sum
wher's."
> AN Eastern journal says that Mar
. Twain, to have the furniture of his hous
correspond with its other peculiaritics, ha
i ordered a unique chamber-set, made {
~ mahogany with diamond shaped panels Z
q blue and white china plentifully bespan
+ gled, and with heavy blue satin draperieS
n thewhole, Qfonly three pieces, to cost $G0t
n Upon which the Virginia (Nev.) EUenin
a Chronicle remarks: "If Mark had
n proper appreciation Of effective contrast
i he would send out here for the old camp
Q stretcher and three-legged stool he used t
: occupy on tick when he lived in Vii
GINA"