Middletown transcript., 1875-01-09
Balrial;al.s, ! 81 T

A Texas demsel has sued = adnirei
for breaking her nose in. ltryias, 70 kisa
her Against her will. Il gasa
The New York Grsphie says:s.. Nov
is the time 70 get ont yons slsieh. var
nisb it up and sell il to somsbody."
Afivorite young jockey II California,
who has besn riding horssS ID rsoes for
three years past. tssn1i olt'io bs 1 girl.
A New York scientist thinks The
mosquito was specially dsiieSsd By
Providencc u drive MN non SBalarisl
districts aia esesbHee zl9rssssa
Two ii Robert Brasss bone one we're
sold in Edinburg recently sor 125 and
one of the vertebras oi WilIiaami 'tiM 'thMe Lion
for vi: 90 a.la.1s., ar
So 4 California fsner claims q have
grown 80 ibsshsls of, wheat "a, ,the asrs
from 80 peuads Of slesp Ehits, Astra-
M ''an sssd- sas faemasos rdssasI
A man Who has vstsa and peiditaxes
in Norwich. Cenn., foraorfy ysas has
just discovered thatlhisfsdsdesss : out
side the city bounds.l III 4 sl4sa
AlBsstsu paper ssys that nsnulac-
sarsrs are leaving the city for other To-
salitiss. whsiss . batter supply u water
cap be obtained sHtad zli'u9os sze
It ..is' announced fioHs Bs91lS' that
Prince Gsorgs " Prussia d esnfs2ssIsd 10
writing : drama. he subject of which
il taken from ths Ola aT5stainSiht..s
Fifteen bsars haase, i Is been killed hi.
winter o. de B!u's Ridsass' '5sv's,tt ae'as,t.ins,
10 Roetbridgs scoulpity1,,. va ~ bsswesn
Whits's Gap |. ..nd tie james d 5assss rissss
TEo !H blind men Fawsa 4 nstsh in
England 1d recently, They want aser Ii.
couris sH e vithopt foApling, y and ths winner
''.' came q u si1 / 8 1lspsths sAsadrsd sI,.s
a fsrsiensr. WHO coaldn'sapdlhEns-
lish, sas shipped from NaefsllyVa
duly labelled and sensessd, its,aoms-
body at lsrdssells. ArkanaasLmsm
a osrhuug on sluysio springs, b.
whicf all joltisg'i msde hsatly inner
sss pSssshgsrssB I'm 2arisd
N one oftts Ffshsh failfosdsI.s I.sss,
. An E0siish rsst64., silh I ! ;sIilI ;;ssIisllIy Of
$4,000 ! year. hisa isiled a.ior yf2o.-
700, and 2 sonpg0Missaa viii Siissa 81 searedi-
'ors for tSsnty-6ssg pSf ,sf al cent. of sbeir
,laims - isans ssas 1sd snsaas9
A Wisconsin man al is.sly' 3I;lsd k;ll.d III
hunks in one day, aaa ~ his IS ! neigh d
'Or' have stopped visiting bin. aed his
rife has spplisd for divelos. \.
Another proYerbial phrase; Cheap
= dirt. " must lose its .ancisnt lraeard,
inoe .rs are told that e60o. 600 are
nnnslly paid for the dirt svspt from
hs '' streets n Paris estsssi
A spring6eld man rsssnsly took
ath 10 the dark. He hiinaesa well
noaghs oaly he got hold u pisse Of
tore hlaskips instsad Of sospa With
aarksd results. slssl
A nosunsut to gaptsin Oook ,ievhe
iscovsrsd the 6andwisk 1slshds! and
ftsrwards furnished che natives wish l
aneh, is to Be erected Il Hsnol1ia.
They don't ask it ,yoang Gsobfki.u
wns land o. personal plbb,ssstgeJjs. { but
hen hs 'connsness Il, souft { III fbev
usry: "Hok nsny ldttjfy tickets
q be rot I" q gilksls sds slafl
..-s :. .A'l'' sss ~. Aplniytef oc-
lpies the pulpit which his ftther.
randfatbsr and great grandfather S. have
lied in succession. and i nov srain-
g bis son to succeed him.
a Harrisburg paper informs IL Rad.
. that when gentleman and lady
9 walking upon the ssrsst, she, ,lady
'ould walk inside Il the. gentleman. .
ov the lady i to do il ~ moi, atAisd.
Profanity nsssrI did anylsusaslshs
vt good No man i srishsr, erd,ap-
sr, Or wiser for it. 5Iticonusnds no
y to society. il y dissusliis ato The
ansd and aboninableito theeoOd.s
At ssekville, Canada. sos~ DAYS
o, IN easle neasufing seven fsss be
zen the tips Of his wi6ssi. lateempted
fly Of With little girl, and v, only
sysOtsd y SIsa from 9 doing - skse s. siaply
rival q ! servant. ,aAss,ss'a
= "Who asked # yer wasted any,
ing = said q Lowell peddler 10 =
y Who said she did not - soon as
? opened she deer, ..'Niea ssr. .hae.-
e. e .ad s'a's @ refpss r. Rqzatill .you
J asked"
Culpepper county. Virginia. isassud
the possession or veteran ,of.the
: Of 1872. sho,l vishstapdiaes4he
'hty-t.o ssnasss shieh have passed
y his hoary head. can a.jamp .snd
ck his hsels twice before .teashing
ground" st s,;,4ss.,, I,ss
The editor Of eaantsy joussah in
y York thus appeals to the .bsster
,ure of his delinaneut suhesr;heks.