The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-03-25

the New Crleans BULLETIN can be had OF t.
lGvs agen. IN Mobile at tho depot. On the srriv
IL .LaSP III. train.
The best corn-cultIvator tight boot
The worth OF woman Double you. o maj
Lazy haryesters always have drop sick
look
A good way to find girl out is to call whe
she isn't in.
Chess-play often end, as sword play begin
with draw.
Jolly old bachelor wants buckle to taste
> laughing-stooE.
1t is no uncommon thing that hos word
produce q GOODNESS.
When is an actors eye like iucifer match
When it lights upon box
The fourth son of Bret Harte was born a
Norristown last Monday. His eldest is abou
thirteen.
Chicago Railroad are again running regularl,
Oh time
After all, it shouldn't be hard for Spanish
Republicans TO swallow Alfonso De Bourbon
Bourbon.
A quarrelsome, vindictive impotence oi
every aflront is not sense Of honor but
the irritation of pride
Kate Field says IF Victor Hugo was not a
poet lie might be called q liar. Being poet,
bis Tyre is spelled differently"
Connecticut man says. no more amateur
epera for MIN. They are too noisy" His
gife goes as usual, but she is deaf
An actor at a popular theater WAS called out
:hrae times in one evening not long aco
fwice by a sheriff and once by u tailor
1t must be unpleasant for Il suffering man
IN Berlin to q hail street car. because there
they cali street car pferIostrasseneisen-
bahnwagen, for short.
II is said that some time during the present
year party Of one hundred Enslishmen is
coming over to this country on i grand
buffalo hunt l5t Ush Ark the 'orn Of
The inter is card on the ILL
We are indebted to Mr. G H. Young, the
Dblging clerk Of the Eighth Lighthouse Dis
srict, for the following pamphlets: "Lst of
8aacons, Buoys and Stakes" List Of Light
HnuSas opl ;olIoJ Ramona
Pereire got q little tired of returning the
BOWS of an uncomfortaby polite man in his
establishment, aud finally gave the polite
man this conundrum, at point blank range:
Sir, what would become of the hours if the
minute-hand stopped to bow to the second |
rand every time they metz"
Did you steal the compliments coat r.
asked a magistrate Of seedy individual who
was arraigued before him. 81 decline to
crafty the morbid curiosity OF the public by
that question. responded the seedy
with scornfal glance at the re-
porterS.
From az examination OF the observations of
|
rolving, Mr.. Wilson, of Rugby concludes
That its period OF revolution is two hundred
years in an orbit fifty times that of the earth.
He also shows that while the sum of the
masses of Sirius and it, companion is about
hree times That Of the sun. its light, accord
ng to the old method of calculation is more
han two hundred times that Of the sun
In case which came up yesterday in the {
United States Circuit Court. Judge Woods in
educing some appraisement charges, took
occasion to remark in substance that citizens,
whose property should be dragged into his
onrt by litigation, might rest assured that
be court would do all in It's power to tighten q
heir burdens; that he did not wish property :
'rought into his court to Ice umed by the
expenses of litigation. had been done in
ther tribunals
Iibbs was making tp for his hy-rod and
>ibbs stood watching him. There was very
early a row over it, peaceful ~ the occupa- l
ion was Tb5s said. Give me good L
econd growth ash its Just as good as lance
FOOD. What's the matter with yew?"
iibbs demanded. WHATS the matter with
le? Nothing the matter. What makes you \
hink so?' No, no; yew wood" ~ would b
'hat?' "Damit. can't you understand a /
lan ] mean yew wood the wood of the
ew tree, sawed into shape Now, then, is
aat plain enough = "Oh" said Tibbs,
luch relieved. :" | never yewsod any"
4 Farewell Mrs. Anita Il. de McAIur-
ow, Of Philadelphia on the occasion OF her :
eparture hence for her home, was honored Il
18th farewell. dinner given 10y Senior Don c
'arlos Pie, the Spanish Consul. at the
'honix Restaurant, Milneburg. Lake Pom
hartrain. L
Tie dinner was most elegant one and was {
erved in princeiy style. L
The invited guests were Mrs. McMurrow, !
lrs L. Is. Post, Mr.. Il Il, Post Mr. Henry I