Smyrna times., 1875-02-17
:. HOLE NO. 1904


WHOLE NO. 1904
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.,i cop A;DFio".---At recent marriage IF
- - 'y,'oTlHg advice was given I
.:a 9t.j@ y aag tathan Wa rarHn,,si.',i sa'U1 =
.'s..' Il ani remembrance bv ne,yIv r,arrin ~
meg AZ. t1u, words Of wis lom
~. 1i3z re - he framed in every houseLoIJ I;
.-:.' -F2Far tax af but ~ each OH,
49,. y''.t E!aid.a!h aGEer at tho same timr
. =, .,sa y JJistcrOusiy to each other
I....,.. ,''.l'i' eE 'Iet ABOUT what cannot b,
F4Ycf repeat an order or rennas
~ '.t..@4t. Never make remark .
80 .,..,' 8 expense. Neglect cyorybodv ole,
'-'asf 5.'9 each other" 0'2'
"a. al evenings tells Us that school 5ov,,.
40 -'-s"5 z -:i4ya.'y Commences M eigbt -,
/ .-i-.s - ..&ae.5 2.:.a l. at a oJarta, -
i.... 4-.-2 ,.e pain IS iu.eaec to an eyfraor5;
., @e.hiaences to subside at nino
.... '..-. ga, tt.p@ears with q cclcritv that
~ ~ GJ."!erjablc to the sufferer. II
.s....,.,. .... 1'y ba>A GOT four quarts OF
f..e,..- t--..' ol6 to dry up stairs, il is
'''o'5 = 40 pace up stairs to doit.
- ~ ,-..y ii Aoasport recently acbi.vo3
;GJias; q3art Of p5npeJ corn
',,':oA 1&rty, anl eating Two doTan
y q. r. pound OF crackers, three sIieas
.....s.. ~. 60 :1l; mlnce pie, and some
,........ !. :-1i -''a vas threatened with =
...' "iii IN t!e o&ort to prevent il ebc
= Siia ''i"e taero was in the house
,ool .f...I 4oa'i"i:. regularly and does n
2'o' H"1! l)- tho church in tb3t w, "0'S
- .1.1a- ci.roa,o-a.ory comes from Down
.-., ~ q ? 11aay-ScayoI teacher said to
49,. Danny Wig don't you invite vor, fn;o.,
my - come to ,>'J5ath.school with Won ~ 5H"u
~. @'-,'.'y '3J&gI ~ with a grin full of into,
''3.', ana cIua!.y full Of teeth. and eo;J '"''ii-
-. Hao" yer, teacher! You won+ %
..'3 't-' t,4 Class SO you can gel cbroSS,o e.
I2t 4 "ow scl0lar!" So o'foho
= 'ioao @AT. 70 Cook ONIONS :.
~ Pm . 4c.l onions in milk and vator " a. a
'..'.'', 40 the strong taste of that vegetable
~ way y. .eryng up oDinns il 80
r '''~'" up alter they are boiled. and rnt
= S'j" pan with little milk. buttar
t...,.,. - an" !eI hem stew about fifteen
~ @!Ee5 them fine favor and
'.'., 'tH 20 '"rve up very hot. "'iO
-.,asa. &--aia o.c day interviewed .
=. .<yt. lie sajj: WEat 'i"Iu inSuooa
=, axe ap this occupation?" F" priJs :
i.' ~. {eg. How pride 2" "Yos'
VA tt7vc. y1t had . areat Jcal to - v; IL l
ae.i my comrades ridicnled NV
:, =. :1It chose rew comp,nions o.rnI,., NY
49,. -. j. ''.5 ief', WHO do not laugh al me. AMI i
y .'".F IN ny tlttar=. '"'' az"
..'F @h2 7&F abaH. to start for Ou;nov
""y' s5eppel by mistake into ~,
..,-'.. - 4.!l as enc was beating hastv
r.:.. Ai'et " 2 gentleman in hanneI
...'' "a see ~ six ha: With the ant romarI!
80 81 Oh want ter have = weed fbera,.
...' :. ''2a HE n0blezt gaIlantry -
81 HHIer red flannel bosom
'.' Zen reward offered bv soo;otr
Ute Champion mean man. Did
~. w.. "S+f 0, The Cleveland geutle-
"3"n Q boy returned him III,
c'ata.nlng five hugjraJ doirorr
- > 'tat cut aud bought five
..s .....,, = ''''''.., ana gave the boy the
= ...'..'.. '@e s'rea,s of Clov9land. the otbor
-. =, - I1@] 1i3I gentleman, whose
'...32 y nal some months nrn.
= ..@4. Sa1 hljrepental her L,it;f,,
=: .-:yn' "1i IN .rmel him Of the f,rt
,l..-. ~: ou have no tact in
-..1 ECU should have asked me
~, ~. F'o.a p ia which ,west potatoes are ken,
-, ''''"ea to get below sixtv
s ggg. d . J..
tin.i3 J.. frequently to see that i 49, ~ ana
!, - , t2id -, II the mercury goes below tbis liz
. l'!' %.I be in danger. IF 4 an =.
''y''lE ta@ potatoes will be ruined -
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IN o%cA4nga tells rs that "tbo lam :.
!, Wou allow father to tbra raJ n
!.4 '|eg sixteen years old. " In Eenti,oIlI
u 'l3 Jaw that prevents the fthor fnS,l' -
I'm "-'';"I chiid over sixteen years Old AZ
+! .t'i taing the child attends to tLa+ E.st
.'''F Alnise!f.-C9 -C9Uier-.JouyRaL ''''''
a lawyer once asked hotel kaaper tbs fo,
ing question: '"e lol-
! iiia u d man nan gives you el00 to keep for him
= = 2'' Si@a' mac 90 you do? Do you pray for
,o NO. SIR i, repli:i tla landlord-'T pray for
n; ne c owner OF a Nashville streetrailroad tried
L:le L; On one Of his cars, last wset for Sr
ar alnS :, ana 4 the driver bounced him. The
'ir r;nr VINO mo- 34 k req that story about the great
'r3moto3 ,1o' ''9 E ih:e1I0Ie sentinel expected to
'''Ho'ed' put Is now looking for a lob ~
hen they told an Indiana woman tbo.ho
,a,irp,v nIa r.Ia1 Geen sliced up by reaper, she
j." ell take the pieces to the barpI,.
'' tins goo,eberry sauce just now , ~ y, I cam
gsIlo Is nov proposed that since the usefuIr..,
'maes hat la:geI y diminished tbr1%aS IS'ngss les
very OF mIneral oils tor iImminatissnn sn tne