The Donaldsonville chief., 1875-04-24
!. .N!'II!M!RER IS.
Laughing Aas.

i ~0@t9.@ss.S1oS
A heavy buaiuess--importing .ele-
pnantS. :
The worth Of woman double you,
O man. $50.
Garlic eaters are not crowded in
| street cars. 5
What H. the = Spiritualists' papers
(W)rappii,g paper. ts1f ! 2
A door step ID often the iirst step
in life taken By little wait.
If there il any thing on earth that
beats four aces II issa kind and ami
able wife. /. as .s.4s.
At recent Cory footrace between
two girls the one with the blue garter
beat. -
"Send me letter of true inward
ness or a paroxysinal kiss writes u
gushing lover.
Why is the capital Of Turkey like
whimsical patientf Because it's con-
slant to no pill. !.
Carlyle is not \ At man for a census
taker. He says !" England is popu-
lated by 10000 COO souls-mostly
FOOLS" - s
A little man observed that he had
two negative qualities: he never lay
long in bed aud he never wanted .
great coat. .saz
St. Louis has 10000 dogs. The
natives wear q section of stovepipe
on each leg during the mad dog se:,-
son. -
A plain Wisconsin man, ltoiriied :
at hearing his wife ejacuate,
= That's the kind Of u a,clothes pin I
am," went out t., attempt suicide.
. A Troy bigamist ran out Of back
door while his two wives were fight
ing over the question as to which
should have him, and has not since
been seen. .ss
When Detroiter was asked the
other day by II traveller il hs had
been in Brooklyn he l,sstpued Il, .re-.
ply: !" Do look like one Of that sort
Of men, sir 1S sss
A Milwaukee woman, far gOne with
cOnsump mptfOf, beggrd the doctor to
give her some thing that would keep
her up until the verdict Of the Beecl,sr
trial was published.
don't care much about the bugs
said Warnlley, t., the head Of u gem
teel boarding house, but the fact ID
madam, | haven't the tlood to spare
you see that yourself" ts's
It has been discovered tlaak ahaky il
firms usually I,clong e. the Millerito
persuation, be:anse they all keep tho
day Of their going up a profound se
cTet. 'ss'
A Chicago man thinks that the worst
speller ought to get tl.c Dictionary,
aud the winner should have 9 wreath
of sorrel,n or some other garden Sass,
like them Greeks.
The Providence Press says it never
heard in fnnernf Oration or sermon,
aud seldom in private con onversatipn,
the opinion expressed that q man with
eIO, ,O0O income had gone 20 hell.
Every man who mails a package
subject to the new postage rites drops
it into the hole with the wisl, that
Senator Hamlin had to sit for two
hours on hot shovel.-Frsc Press.
The average Gorilla Of. Central
Africa, now points to Stanley aud his
band of explorers, and patl,etically
his grand children that 1T
is what they may one day expect to
Come to- .=< -. 5z
"Don't call on me for three dsys,r
is what an Ashland girl posted on the
front gate, aud she further added:
g I'm going to eat some onions this.
week if / never have another beausm.
Herald. r. So .,,s
Two men ,,amed Charles H. Miller
had divorce suits, in n
New Haven cOuit. A decree In tji,e
case was granted. Both Miilers t.,ok
the decision for their own, and re-
aud the Miller who isn't
therefore has two wives on
hand. 81 @=@' ~ s-'}Ss+ ~ f'iF-
A quiet, pcaceable gentleman in
has recently given up
bnsiness, sent his family into the
country, and calmly announces his
If .levoting the re-
maiutler of his life to discovering the
man who sent him paving stone by
express, with $l7 charges on it
Noah's Sunday Times. - 80 zr
A Nevada woman recently knocked
down seven burglars, one after an
other. Her husband watched her
from the top Of the stairs, and felt ao
brimfnl Of battle that he conllln't cM,l
',ff until he had jerked his eight-year-
old ls.y ont Of bed aud e whaled y
him s0undly for not getting up and
helping his mother. *'s =
" Have YOU airy eggss" inquired a
peaceful k0king old man IA he leaned
over the counter Of n hardware store
No sir-tl.is is hardware
store; we keep nails, st,ves, etc.
the clerk. well, / did
want some eggs" slowly .lrawle.l the
old man, but l,ain't particular, and
vn1a may yIrn u1a. :, ean,1nd r,f nails -