The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-12-16

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IL ihs jasney II Ills wogld Tie
nan who gors nghs il noi sps 70 gss
ieh.
Yes ell bsaIee ihsa when 10y
sleps - CAaAda shlsslo. a. sticks =
spliaist into kis teot. il's iavAftably
lew sseosas leGofe pceool
You are always jassised ia pick
iag shs pockets a = chrome man. be.
csuse be hss pietures,
-Ssslsg Is not believing HERE
ars may men yoa can see Asdyss cas-
sps txlieve
4 natle OmAha mAssin has saved
a.. lives u three ehiIdrcB with Ia
moth past. aaa blstsa faanesu Renl
Who called 70 sell pAieai clai'es bar
-Colambus discovered America,
bet wsen boy be had a. much dif
eruliy u SEEING "a empty wood box o.
watsr pal A. aby other boy
Mrs Pasiiagsga wants - know
shy the eapiaia oia vessel can, keep
memorandum d the weight d bis an
Choir, Instead q weighing Il every time
Il leases port
Tue Indians copiiuuc 70 alternate
ID the "a West. between minor masss
tses end pipe ssnokiBg conventions,
Their pipes Of peace are mere shams
A weak female will tera,e a mAu
ior letting her stand up 10 borse car,
aud she ~lll tlaea dance from ten
o'clock tll two. This shows that dane.
.ng v better than standing up.
"A wife will hardly ever notice
whether her husband has bad bis hair
cut o. not, but let him 40 home with a
strange bairpin sticking 10 his oyercoai
asd she'll see Il before he reaches the
gate.
The Dominican Fathers have form.
ed at ahii-profanity society in the
Eastern District IL Is recommended
10 disappointed politicians.
A young doctor went out West 60
practice his profession. An old friend
met him on the street, one day, and
asked him how be was succeeding 10
his business First rate, he replied
I've bad one case. Well--and what
was thsts IL was BIRTH said the
doctor How did you saucsed with
that! Well. the woman died and the
child died, but think III save the old
man.
Ny friend, said an inebriate man
ON the ferry.boat, yesterday, to his
Geigkbor, as he endeavored 10 set his
watch by the steam gauge, do you see
that uAinate hand juggling back and
srward, or Is there something wrong
Aeref pointing significantly 10 his
Sorchead.
The Springfield Republican init.
mates that Moody aud Sankey will not
succeed in Philadelphia unless they
Slain TO be working in the interests Of
Abe Centennial. II must be Centen-
NAL revival. or none at all.
IA meteOric stone weighing ninety
pounds fell 10 Missouri, last week.
striking darkey square on the head.
lie seemed TO be considerably conius-
ed when be got up. and went on NUT
icring. Ell kBowed for shuah, dc
man who itowed dat brick, den I'D see
whar am de Cibbil Rights OBJ Diggahs.
Was the crowd tumultuous in,
quircd one man OF another who had
inst come from mAss-meeting, Toe
multuous, replied the other oh, nc
just about mnltuous enough TO comfor-
tably ill the hall.
One morning a Vicksburg wife
woke up aud informed her husband
thai she dreamed she found = s. green,
back on the street. He didn't say any
thing until he bad looked 10 his wallet
aud fonnd his funds Is short. aud then
he remarked; Mary, | dreamed thai
you banded me that IS bill as soon al
you found il You did :! Yes, Mary
and thought told you il would b,
dAngrroas 10 do any more such dream
ing. Ani that | bid my wallet wher,
YOU eoaldn'i iind il again, She pass
cd 4 over
One Of Mark Twain's funny storie
is that OF a Scripture panorama. th,
proprietor Of which engaged pianisl
10 play appropriate music. The must
clan, when the picture Of the 'Prodi
gal Sou waspassing. struck up "Whei
Johnay comes marching homo !
which excited the indignation Of th,
lecturer Recently, in q nieghborini
town. The drama Of Joseph aud Hi
Brelheren" was acted; and the tune I,
which Jacob and his family journeys
into Egypt was Marching Through
Georgia.
The latest discovery reported frou
pompeii il the figure Of woman light
ing = Ere Ia the stove while her hna