The Arizona sentinel., 1875-03-06
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 "Sally, what time do your folks dine?" "Soon as you go away; that's mlssus orders."
 How drearY seems each hour,
 As 1t slowly slowly goes,
 To the man who sits Tn anguish
 With boil upon his nose
 "DarWin's Darlings" is the sug- gestive name Ofa newly organized negro minstrel company at the West.
 A man at Chenango, New York has a pork barrel forty one years old, and his wife can't remember when it ever he'd a pound of pork.
 A circuit preacher in Missouri prayed for rain one night at a far mer's house, and the farmer, who had a horse race arranged for the next day, was so mad that he turned the good man out doors.
 Sam Ward is reported as hav- ing said that he could whip any newspaper man in America. Who guarantees Sam's funeral ex- penses?
 A hired girl in Delaware got rid of the job of milking seven COWS by setting the barn on fire. All she has to do now is to mend a few clothes for State Prison con- victs. cE -... ~.
 A Maryland man whose wife dropped dead few days ago. had the funeral put off one day longer to get the balance of his corn husked. He said it wouldn't make any difference to her, as she was always good-natured.
 A Delaware man committed suicide simply because some one left a basket and a baby on his front step. He was afraid his wife would object to step-chil- dren.
 When Chicago jury will give a freckled- nOsed woman $10,000I damages on a breach of promise suit, it stands Michigan man to throw a tumbler at his landlady every time she smiles at him.
 PATHETIC A New York jour. nal, in speaking of the magic strains of a handorgan, says When he played "Old Dog Tray" we noticed eleven pups sitting in front of the machine. on their launches, brushing away the tears from their eyes with their fore paws.
 Clara Louisa Kellogg tells un- truths. She says, for instance, that she wouldn't marry the best man in America. It is a joke, however She knows we've been married a number of years.
 A French girl nineteen years of age and worth 14,000,000 francs, advertises that she wants to marry some one who will love her for her goodness. And hang iti says Blabbe I was married only a 1 month ago!
 He lives in Rhinebeck now 1OS years of age, threads a needle at arms length, slept with Noah 1 when a boy, played marbles with 1 Pharaoh, and turned the grind stone for c. w. to sharpen his lit tie cherry cutter.
 want to be police,
 And at the corner stand;
 A star upon my bosom,
 A club within my hand,
 I'll stand and roll my eyeballs,
 By passing breeZes famed,
 I'll walk into each restaurant,
 And take my oysters banned.
 A pensive young man in Wis While singing "Come, love, coDe," beneath his dul. cinea's window the other night, had love music. wind and every thing else knocked out of him by 8 something in a long white gar ment that fell out of a chamber window. It proved to be nobody but his girl, who in her anxiety to know who was serenading her, leaned too far over the window sill, hence the result. He says when he sings "Come, love, again, he will keep away from under the window, as his system can't stand many such shocks.
 A gentleman in Des Moinesl owns very intelligent little dog, which he has trained to bring hina his morning paper from the front gate, where it is left by the carrier. The other day some one stole the paper directly after the ! carrier had left it. and CARLO was greatly mystiffed about the mat ter. Fearing his masters anger f he entered the breakfast room without his accustomed burden, !! ne secured about ia great distress. :, A happy idea struck him, how >x-o, n, bo oey1;od o iO,,rnoI To-