Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-06-11
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nifty for canning. H
EVERY man who can Knock a grass.
hopper's head Oft and doesn't do SO is
neglecting plain duty. f'F tl} or
THE Legislature of British Columbia
has disfrancised the Indian ana Chinese
Inhabitants of the colony. usG sl .-rl
MARX TWAIN denies that his ",Gilded
Age" was failure. lie says is gave.
poor, worthy bookbinder a JOB.
SLEEPLEssNEss would be tust as dis
agreeable by any other name. Calling
it "insomHia' does not help the matter
one iota. - r-1 ai3rs rs...3 a..vf
WHEN a Tennessee dog bites,a manthe
man can recover one dollar damages
from the owner. Six bites per day would
| be fair wages.
| THE Paris Montteur made the strange
discovery that the Schiller was wrecked
on the seventleth anniversary of the
death of the poet. 4rt,ouT
EVERY druggists clerk should live as
though his next moment would be his
last. Especially if there is soda fount-
ain in one end of the store.
A CURRENT item says there are 100000
women Patrons of Husbandry, but, if
that is all, the sex has undergone a rapid
shrinkago in a few hours.
"IT's generally the case with bad
boys" philosophically remarks Miss An
thony, that they look like their mother
and act like their father
A KANSAS constable who couldn't dead 3
head into a circus arrested the whole
concern for laboring on the Sabbath. and
it cost the manager $900t ~ wv
JUsT now all the institutes for theft
blc-minded are overcrowded, and little
croquet here and there must be tolerated.
louisville C0tirtetS,j jouS9idt 07a q"
AN exchange says: "We'llfridc two
miles to see two brothers under twelve
years of age go to. bed together without
havinga disputenbout sometlfingFr
THE grasshoppers evidently read the
papers. A patch of land in Kansas re-
ported to be worthless last year has been
entirely Stunned by them so far this sea-
son. 7gre~ r..
THE St. Louis Republican, whielralso
called a lawyer shyster," has had to
pay for IL. The assessed damages, as
set by the jury of twelve, was one ~
cent? 49, -ff t-- --ry
The compositor who substituted an
I'm" for a WI" in speaking of a lady
troubled with Swelling of the feet" ac-
complished the worst typographical feat
on record, t.-- ia
KANSAS teacher" Where does all of
our grain product go to-" Boy" Itgoes
hopper" !" Grasshoppsr1st r1strimphanfiy
shouts the lad. ssevsy
THE Austrian Government expresses its
willingness to send representatives to the
Philadelphia Centennial if President
Grant will guarantee them protection
against the Indians. --- sar ss,s.
HYDRoPHoBA is,reported to be raging
terribly in Texas among wolves and all
animals that they bite Farmers are
having to kill their stock. The report
comes from CastToville. crt
TIE East is complaining to the Eost-
office Department that great many
boxes of grasshoppers are being sent
through the mails from the Western
cities. They don't want any down
there. tt.....--.,.- 3 ...s.-
THE heaviest snorer we have heard of
\ is the man whose wife woke him up the
r other night during tempest, saying she
did wish he would stop snoring for she
wanted to hear the thunder Greenfield
(HaSS.) Gazette.
A CINCINNATI woman tried to reach
the bottom of the stairs ahead of a cask
~ Hegar and the surgeon who fixed up
oxen bones said that, she might
thousand years and yet get
" tir1e, ~
'rs and fruit-dealers of Bos-
d to cooperate with. The
alaga raisins in o refusal
g. 'se goods any longer by
IL st upon their being sold
light. 1as ~
lplain, in Essex County,
autities of, fish-are, cap
ding torpedoes in the
she fish SO that they rise
Four hundred fish were
itrecenay.a1.1 -
has for forty years
tree under which it
a. Washington ate din
nifty come to light that
5 never in Rome and the
Ethe old tree a abaddussle.
Mems ChristiaR5 Assoeia-
k, N. J,, recently BULL an
thereby mourning a debt
are unable 10 4lquidate.
of the mortgages soR the
lTeatened, to avert which
community of Newark are
VI aid to save the hall for
n. '--- -'-S 34A elAa
.AMONT STEVENS, an honest
.ennebunz, is in Boston in
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