, 1875-06-13

WOMAN.

WOMAN.
Every husband thinks that he can tame =
ehrew. except the poor fellow that has her
AWisconsip Judge has decided that husband
ia no relation to his wifo- Then he can bs no
relation to his mothas-in-law.
It is astonishing, says the New OrIeana E,1l-
latn, to SEQ how little there is OF some ladies' in
these days of contracted ssiEss~
The Italian brigands are holding ~ English
says they can hold hsI and be disappointed
Softly now the ten'ier-hear.sd vife tnparts to
her searching husband the intelligence thae sho
seut his tinen clothes to the kansa5 euffa1ars
last winter
man may occasionally kiss the wrong woman
bT mistake, but Then ha mRke6 = practice OF It,
the right WOMAN tads it out. and thAts whist
bothers him.
The New York 4Ndi1 is much puzzled to know
how it is WOMAN who is twisting up her back
hair, and has her mouth full OF hair-plns. man.
ngcs to keep on talking.
Minnie, Rillsdale, O.-You can't learn to plsy
ctoguet we'll unless Nature has fsted you tor it.
but striped stockings will assist you very raate~
rally Cincinnati AeUs.
Nothing Is 80 calculated to overthrow ones
confidence in human nature ns tbs spectacle Of
man poultciny his wifos 1hroas for tho pus~
pose Of restoring her voice.
"Who will caro- for mother now ; F" sighed
Carondelet girl the other day as she left ne1
aged parent bending ovor the washtub whi1a she
ktc.ted out to play croquet-
There is = truly model husband in Glasgov,
Ky. He never allows his wife to do mora than
halt the work She puts up all ths canned fruit
in tho summer, and he puts it al DOM in tha
winter.
It must be that 1o7a is blind We met conp!s
in the moonlight with hands clasped before, aud
her waist citcfe3 by IN arm, and yet they walked
ahead Is calmiY a. though no apple had been
tasted
When boy falls .nd peels tho skin OF his
nose, the first thing he does ia to get rp And
yell When = g,rl tuubles and hurts harae!e
badly, tho hrs. thing she does Is to get up and
look At hor dress
4 Dubuque printer received the following nota
from his girl: MAY git yauked ous CT bed #
midnight every mite By cuss like Theodore TIL
ton, a1' carried upp 4 million pare Of staras, il
ever sess to lovo Jon, jim"
To Upholsterers, Etc.--Now that fashionable
skirts are worn 20 tight that the fair wearera
thereof can neither stoop nor sit down. it might
be worth somebody's while to devise chair
suited 70 the peculiar eusencies of tho posi-
tioas-
When YOU want to Beud her line by postal
card, write With the following preparation: Ten
grains Of hypho-sulphite OF soda Ia sixteen :sa-
spoousful OF water. Then, you sse. the post
otEce clerks Won't kuoH who she il. Heat brings
ont tho wiring.
How aveet is perfect understanding between
man aud wife, Ho was to smoke cigars rbeo he
wanted them, but he vas to give her 10 cents
avery time be induIeed ia one. He kept his
word, and every timo sho got 50 cents ahsad bod
borrow it aod bay cigars
woman in Story county lows, recently
amazed hor husband bT giving brth 70 ora
oeools get oos Of bed ont there to hang man
opce in . ubilo The county would be crowded
% suffocatiou il somebody didn't uaka room for
hose women-Burlingto1. Horckeye.
,r,,. t,-zr;do.,.u x,4,t, h;a.u.,u.-4
II opera-glaas worth e25, and srryying at the
lome Of the fair one arraved in his visiting ha1.
less, WITH tho intention of sparkling her, roceived
he following cheerful news from his woulJ-ba
.sHar7 mas cooe to the show With
3i Smith. It's kinder irwin YOU aYay, but ebx
sould co."
o =.
,;S,,!t n' vs y, ratron1s ru s,e h.lsr Has
,ra.t ."s.n, W o ~ rr,nnh bs,tar MI. Nv ha-
.a9N'o rsa s.e' s1;ot1 ~ pnt .hac ~
.sa 4s ~ a,d ~ - x1,rgsat I'D that
10. W. :; .h =, r. a',f'1 III fsaJ ~ 1nurt, hes.o.
t the coal was brought By her dea. hauda, shs
vas dlsgusted Women a-a 70 chap2eabls---
Ddubuyy ts1cs,
. c;,onn.t; .ou,n a,xs. ..r nevsr t,ex h,t
cincinnati "ouisn ~ es3e: no' ~. .," aan" ~.
ne woao 10 II, e, nno clo5n ~ ,t.d ~!
'osoaoos snlrls apo sn1 nAtu ia
no mo nau op:nns 9.se w. a. eoot1 ~ s,l ,
ny oSns nsa soas 1n9 v.ss = bauaao 4N ns .ns
'ussoaIeiot ~ - ~ anzs, o.oa'
'hhn sae uussneo ne. nau 1a, "e
y bet uelgnssa spocao WI ,'y t"enty ae''@ia /"
1eenoac1a 40 "onoe1 sne ikeu IT,
The Boston reporters Eiss to the OCCASION oncs
D while. ~ IN the following account OF meet
ng OF the Radical Club: Then u,at1on made
OF kiasss in the fovelieet Of dresses, and Nth
yes that shone more brightly sban the di&mont;s
hat aae wore. sPoka 10 tones OF luse~Eike swses-