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The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-06-16

- he IurerzstiouaI Ball las beer Postponed
tan next week % account OF the uou-lrriral OF The
Tlscsro-s ard the I7eieueut weather. L viii take
place on the 24th or 25-h instant, OFFICIALLY
s-cgesteS- he Subscription LIST i stiIl il the
hands Of Nr. 5. G. Wider, Chairman Of the Ezer1-
tive COMMITTEES; SO that any 10 whom the LIST may
not have been presented, ard Who desire 20 sub
scribe, nay place their Games uPou IL az lis Office
The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-06-16

F0z IKE NORTH PoLE-Beside the Euziisa and
German exPetltious 70 the North Pole noW fttiaZ
out Capt1il Yong IS to command 4 private Que, 20
start very soou, ard james G0rt0a Beaastt. OF TIE
NeE York Ea-rld, aud Lady Franklin, whose hus-
bad Eas lost in his famous expedition, sre 70 sup
Ply some Of the fa1ts. TIE English authorities re-
fused % allow her to help pay the expenses OF the
expedition FROM England. and 70 allow her nephew,
william Frazki1, 70 % with IT,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

el .sesc'areeido h eaped dio todos los
concurrenteg nuevas y muy narcadas
pruebas de afabilidad y carino.
Niaguna description haremcs de IL me-
sa, duIces y licores que fueron ali servi-
dos, pues p6blicamente esta reeoss c 'd.,
Ia fneza y gslanterfa de los Srog. Arena,
sobre todo por los que tenemos el gusto
de trataries.
No debemos tern1inar estas msl redac-
tadas lIneas, sin dejar n elias consigna-
do el mas expressive voto de graciaa al
Exomo. Sr. General Sauz, nuestro YER
dadero teotor, por el distinguido y
apreciable obaequio, que con su venda q
esta localidad Sc ha dignado dispensarnos.
lQuiera Dios, sea su nsando en- eata isa
de duraoion indefnida, para que veamos
terminada IL obra iigantesca empezada y
caai terninada por S. E., de progreso,
tranquii3ad y bienestar de esta Provin
cia y gloria sera que nunca nadie podra
negarle y que Ia historic leal de los go
bernantes de Puerto-Rico consignara en-
sus paginas con patri6tico indecible In
tcr6s.
Varios ueciaos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

c''o. el Tesoro los intereses corrientes
Y amortizado IA parte correspondent
fe de- capital II espirar este plazo
q snma que faitarfa por amortizar
500 redituaFla 1888, ,308. Si ell Te.
soro, por circumstances extraordina-
rias, no pudlera aquel ano satisfacer
Ia suma correspondence 4 la amorti-
zacion, NADIA importarfa q los tenedo.
res de los tftulos con tai de que Sc les
pagase los intereses; {y es acaso la su-
ma de 1888, 3O8 tan exorbitante cue
pudiega poner al Gobierno y pais
en- conprometida situacion Cree
mos tan inverosfmil una aGrmacion en-
este sentido, que no trataremos de
demostrar la i'm oosibilidad de que este
suceda.
Antes dc haeernos cargo de la ST.
tuaelon en-. que Sc hallarian los ex-
dneTlos de esciavos 81 Sc les entregase
los tGtu,os con, 8 sin intereses, impor-
ia que, manifestemos cue por ningun
motive podemos admitir las suposi-
oion de que 81 Ell Gobierno necesitase
en- CIRCUMSTANCES dadas las sumas
destinadas la indemnizacion, podrfa
dtlizarlas en- perjucio exclusiyamente
de los que fueron daenos do escIayo.
a cantidad que en- Ell presupuesto Sc
consigna como indemnizacion sera tan
respetada como las que fguran por
cuaiqnier otro concepto pres de 10 con
trario serfa dar lugar d suponer que Ia
Nacion, por conducto de su represen-
tante, ofreci6 solemnemente por medic
de una Ley cumplir 10 cue otra Ley
preeeptda, pero que al hacerlo Ilevaba
el decldido proposito lie no cumplirlo,
coando 10 tuviera por- conveniente; y
esto no solo no es possible que suceda,
sino que nj siquiera creemos pruden
to enunciar Ia posibilidad dc que He
que selnejante easo. El Gobierno
cumplira sus compromises hasta don
de 10 permitan las CIRCUMSTANCES ell
pas, todo q pals, nc los ex duenos de
solameate, contribuiri & to
das las carbas del Estado, 10 mismo
a tiempos noFmales cue en- casos ex
traordinarios. Es precise que Sc resta
bezca Ia op nion que algunos puedan
haberse tornado acerca de este parti-
GUAR, porqae, todo calcu'o que Sc
funae en- Ia suposicion que combat
mos falsea por su base y los resultados
han de- ser forzosamente err6neos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

-Decidme, y adre, cuando Ell pecho giente
DnloIsima emoci0n,
< en- lava incandeacento
Parece que Sc abr8sa ell coraz0n.
7 Ell alma que yacfa Ell el desiesto
Desconsolada ayer,
Lo ve todo cubierto
De rosaa hoy, venturaa placer,
sEs que daspi.srts TN sentimier.to nuevo
De amor de sufiir,
@ indica qun 20 debo
Morir de amor por amor vivi.P
-iPobre nina nacida en Ia eaperanza,
Mecids en- Ia illusion,
81 esas yenturas do ell amor to lanza
Solo qrimeras de tu mente son!
--iQnmeras,- ! adre mia no 10 creo,
Cuando siento latir
MI triste eorazon, es porque veo
Tn sol dc dichas para nj lucir
-iUn sol de dichas!-Si. Nina ino-
(cente
El sol que YES brillar,
En- tn serena freute
La huella marca del primer pesar.
E8e amor que te pintas en- tn alma
Es ilusioa falaz,
Mentira que arrebata nueatra calma,
Humo, polvo, locura, vanidad.
-Es decir que 81 encanto De mi vida
Es humo NADIA mas,
Esperanga perdid.
Qne no Sc vnelve 4 re 0brar iamas,
iAyl ne, madre del elna, 20 no ouiero
i.u ciencia cnmprender,
70 siento que me mucro
De amor. DE amorg iYa emp;e a &
(padecef!
Escucha, mi lucoro,
Aunque tu noble corazon ta!adre
No hay en- el mundo amor mas vegdadero
Qle 81 que te guarda carinosa raadre.
Olyida a fusion que te enloquece
7 oiega tu razoD,
mo YES que como ell humo tarnbion crece
La 6ptica illusion?
TX despues, es tan tFiste yer los amos
Como sornbfas paaar,
Enviieltos en- amargos desongancs!. -.
-SEs tan cruel los amores recordar?
--Craei9- -. Cree colo tu madre, h;ia
(querida,
En- esta misera sirta de dolor,. =.
Yo te daie Ia sAvia de mi vida
En- un beso de amor.
Lo demas, nc 10 dudes, es meniira,
Lochra, vanidaG;
Solo cl amor 10 carinose maage
In Ell mundo ee veraad.
AeandrO Infesta.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
CARTAS DE LA IsLA.
ManatI, agoato 20 De 1875.
Vorios Uecinos.

La santa vista Pastoral que nuestro
iustre Prelado esta hacienda produce
Teaultados tan benedcioSos los vlnculos
&c Ia fan;lia, cue no tardara esta isla en-
reconoeerlos.
El uehlo de Manatl, sir excitacion de
ninguna elase y solo por Ell amor que sien-
to hacia sus autotida les conat 'tutlas ha
dado ua vivo ejempio de religiosidad J
earlno ea Is recepcioa hecha 4 su ilustrc
Obispo.
Noventa Y cuatro parssnao 4 oaballo
espers ban S. |. en- Ia euarda-raya de
Vega baja, preaididaa por au digno Alcal
dc. Cnatro coohes do respeto aeguian a
comitiva. FL pueblo en- masa cstaba & la
entrada para dar mayor lustge al jefe de
la 81 nta Igiesia y unas euarenta ninas
vestldas dc b anco con coronas de azahar
Sc hailahsn las puertas del temple can
tando un himno de gracias a Dios por
verse favorecidas con la vista de tan
santo Ob;spo.
FL Ayuatamionto propuso slcsde Il ego
dar Itnosnas a los pobres, = ofreci6 al pa
dra dc ellos, en- la personalidad del prela
do, darle IN Lanqneto ofcial one au mo-
destia rehuso. Los frotos dc la santa mi
SIN cue practica no paelen enumerarse
y desde luego afrmamos que han dc s:r
copiosas las gracias que al Diocesi no le
adenden el pueblo de Manatl y los que Ie
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

Fla llegado Z esta isla en- el vapor
aleman nuestro compairiota D. Leo
poldo Barrera con su familia, deste
rrado de Puerto Plata en- ei tesmlno
de dos horas por el presidente de
Sto. Domingo. COMO hablamos sosPs
chado de Ia Suppression de Les Dos init
las es una farsa, ] & general Gonsaiez
30 solamente esta tolerando que Sc
puhlique eI mismo hbelo bajo el nom
bre de Los AatiAanos sino que este
desterrando de ID repdhlica q los es-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
(C0NtiB@ayd).
S. e EN- GUANICA.
Guaniaa, q de ag0ato De 1875.


Aver he silo IN verdadero die idbiIo
Y alegfla para nTestra pequena nacien.
te poblacion, dia que quedara grabado
para siemYre en- Ell corazon de aus habi-
tantea.
A las tres de III tag}e. nos honr6 cen
su iaesperada presencia nuostra dignlsi-
ma primera autoridad, 81 E. emo. Sr. don
Jose Laoreauo Sanz y Posse, quien, ae-
cediendo d los ruegos sGplicas de una
comiaion de vecinos de este pob!ado, cue
fu6 4 Yauco & felicitar S. e., no tu-
70 inconvenience en- variar ell itiaerario
traaado de autemano, olvidando tam
hien Ia incomodidad de mayor canino, Sc
traslad6 con la numerosa eomiGiva que ls
aeompanaba, 4 este su pueblo de Gu4nica,
segun tnvieron Ia alta honra de oir decir
.AS.E.
Una numerosa concurrencia esporaba
la eatrada de la pohlacion al dignlaimo
representante en- esta isla de S NJ el
Rey D. Alfonso XII, recibiendo S. E.
con Ia siempre grata y patri6tica Marcia
real. y con enthusiasts viyas a Espa1a, 4
S NJ. Y 4 s. 3.
En- todas la caaae, sin exceptuar una
sola, ondeaba el estandarte de grana y
oro. como slmholo del aprecio alta esti-
macion, que profesan al Ezcmo Sr Co.
hernador General estos habitantes, STEM
pre- espanoles y asl mismo siempre pa
tr;6ticos.
A S e., al parecer muy complacido, no
leha paaado desapercibido, que ell hermoso
puerto de Gaaniea, por su posicion topo-
gra6ea, esta llamado 4 ser de los dc pri-
mer 6rden en- la isla, y estando egurca
que las pa;abras que henos tenide 4 nom
.ra de DIR Do sgs labiass, son Ia mas indu-
dabi" garantia, dc que ha llegado Ia hora
para Guanica, de ser, 10 que debe ser, y
que pronto ssldremt del estado de pos
TRACTION en que hasta hoy Sc ha consorva-
do esta loealidad por la indifsrencia y
apatfa con que siempre ha sido mirada;
siendo Ia causa de todo, Ell tenor do que,
elevandose la mayor prosperidad, prom
to quiza bahria de convertirsa en- domi-
nadora esta constante tributaria de sus
naycree.
Hasta hoy Guaaica no l,a side mas qne
un dismanto en- bruto, pero Ell habil in
teligente artJfce Ia reconooido y com
prendiao su merlto; quiero pulirlu, para
que Ia tesca y olr;dada piedIa, teDga y
roprose1te su vorjadero valor.
Breva fe6 el tempo, durante ell cual,
tuyimos Ia satisfaction y honra de te-
ner ent Q nosotros nucstro inoividable
Exsmo. Sr. Gobernador Genera; pero no
por ESQ dejamos ds notar y apreciar lns
grsndas muestTas de intele5 y afecto con
que nos distingne S. E. y como una prue-
ba ds eIo, apantamos Ia vista que hizo
Ia ofcina le nuestro Sr. teriente Alcalde
? IA amabiidad cen que recihio 4 varies
vecinos que aoh itaron audieneia, as
como los matriculsdos de este puerto.
S. E. acept6 IN refresco que le ofrecie
ron lc3 Sres, hermanos Arena, y mientra
dur6 aquel mOmenso de ysrdsdeTo placer
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
G o M U N I G A D O .
Sr. Director de, BoLETIN MERcANr1L.

Sr. Director de- BoLETIN MERCANT1L.
Espero MERCER de V. el favor de que
Sc de cabida en- Ell peri6aico que V. dirige
& estas cortas Ifneag.
El domingo 15 del actual tuve ell gusto
de concurrir al Casino de artesanos de
esta Capital, en- cuyos saIones sc celebraba
el recibimiento del sr. D. Rafael Marga.
ry, representante del Casino "Bella Union
Mayaguezana
A las ocho de la noche eali6 de dicho
Casino una comision compuesta de tres
e6cios de la DirecliYa recibir & dicho
gr. en- las cercanlas del local, aguardan-
dole el resto de la sociedad en- la escalera.
desde donde fue conducido al salon prin-
cipal, y despues de haeer su correspon-
diente descanso, tom6 Ia palabra mani.
fasto ell objeto de 81 visits; y tsrminado
que hubo dicho Sr. la tom6 el P. esidents
otros Sres., entire clos ell Sr. D. Feline
Gu ierrez, s6cio de meritc, amsniY ando el
acto una orquesta.
Tambien Sc me ha dieho que en- Ia no.
che del % de los coaieates (naf .a) se
dara IN bale de mi caraa en- di hos salo-
MS.
| Bien por 81 Casino de artesanos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

nue. es una importantfsima planta tex
Il que merece toda nuestra ateDcion
Oor estar llamada sin duda alguna (
bacer una gran reyolueion en- cierta
clsse de. industrial
NarciSo DQu8sd.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

Esta tarde ha llegado 4 esta capital
ell Excmo. Sr. Gobernador General,
Y su reducido sequito, despues dc ha
Der hecho un largo y peuoso ylaje Z ia
mayor parte de los pueblos de esta Is
Ia Damos 4 S. Z. la mas respetuosa
Y cordial bienvenida.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

panoles por sospec as, one no tien. h
nmgnn fnndamento, de que estzn
conspirando a favor del general Baez.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
G. A G TILLAS s..

Al colega PAZ-5fco de Mayag6ses.-Hi
10 mio, lno aahes que entire las siete cosas
lad'ilss qus Aay, 4 primers q dar QQnaa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
sOQIEDAD DIT 1gRToULTURA
DEL DEPARTAMENTo lie PONCE.
C'oati,aaqcioa.

La slgu}elte ta'aa exnresa el tanto
par cieato sle ntel1s del capifal efec
two 4 qas e9aiyaIdrfa II negotiation
ff9etuada q d'fefentes tieos s al G por
ciento del capital nom nai.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29
V A r I Z D A D E S !.
DOLoRA-

A ME BUENA AMIGA RITA CAso.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

Er9utas En- nuestro editorial del vier-
nes Sc hsn omitido las palablas aiguientes:
sJrida despues de pGrdida en la ga CO.
lumna, al final del parrafo %; en- la ga
columna, parrafo 80 falta una a despues
de s'straasigencia yeuo1sscio'aaria que y otra
despues dc Sc nega5on.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

Meycancfas. frescGs. .--Llamamos h aten-
cion del pdblico sobre el anuncio que
uuestro amigo D. Jose Hernaiz, dueno de
Ia tienda a'nacen La Puerto R,que55a po-
ne en- su aeccion correspondence.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1875-08-29

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Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-26

oh, let up on n feller,' pleaded the
prisoner. This is the first time, and
it shall be the last. I've large fami-
ly, sir, and they need my wages to
get their bread
His Honor took n long time to
think, and then replied:
1t is wrong TO let you oil: The
citizens will condemn me, and the
newspapers will blow ut me, but be-
.licve ! Il give you show You may
60, but shall keep watch of you.
You must mend your ways right off.
Instead Of yelling 'Hdx!' at n man,
do you smile, and softly whisper: sir,
can have tho pleasure Of conveying
you to some designated point?' Prom
ise me this?'
The prisoner promised, and was al
lowed to disappear, limping sadly with
Il sore heel.
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-26

for the sly old priest in the cave Of
gloom who kept a dangerous cup in
his room when lie kissed The maiden
all forlorn who Tilted the man all wor-
ried and worn who conxed the COW
with the versatile heel that kicked till
the dog was aus &c spiel that teased the
cat that hunted tho mouse that hid in
the meal that lay in the house that
Bowen built.
Mrs. MoRsE.-This is the typical
mothcr-in-law with the terrible tongue
and flexible jaw, the caglccyc and
avenging claw, who told Of all she
heard and saw, who indulgcd in
various comments aloud, and made it
sultry for all the crowd-for the NTu-
tual Friend who dared to refuse to let
her get at his budget Of news; for the
priest, who, caught in what he had
done, said, Mother, I wish you would
call me SON." for the dcsolatc
daughter all forlorn who Tilted the
man L. L. (Tattercd and Torn) who
carried the COW with the frisky heel
thaht kicked till the dog was ans O.
spiel that worried the cat that hunted
the mouse that hid in the meal that
lay i'll the house that Bowen built.
THE GRArHIC.-This the cock that
will crow in the morn when Justice
blows her delinquent horn, command.
ing all to acknowledge the corn; for
the mother-in-law with her Hugual
thorn; for the Mutual Friend, with
his lofty scorn; for that Slice of the
Day Of Judgment, born TO comfort
and scare ana guide and warm; for
Bessie, who, MS she has sworn, by
Marnaduhe from her bed was tern,
and unto his screaming and sleeping
born; for the socialspriest all shaycn
and shorn who kissed the maidcn all
foylorn who ji!.aa Il s7ssatpi! 7! .zss
and worn who sootlled the COW with
the timber heel that kicked till the
dog WAS aus &c spiel that worried the
cat that hunted the mouse that hid in
the meal that lay i'll the house that
Bowen built
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-26
The llackman III Court.

Your name is-is-w what?, asked
the Court.
Dnvey, sir-Georgc Davcy.'
'And you work at-what?'
Drive hack
'Ah-hn' smiled his Honor, ac-
quiring sudden interest; this is worth
twenty dollars to me. You arc one
Of those men who stand on The edge
of the walk at the depots and shout
'llax 'at people
1 have to git passengers, SIR
Don, sass me back, Mr.. Daycy-
known all aoont you! Only the 9th
cr dry, rs | returned from Il Nlay,ay
party i'll the country, there we're one
million five hundred and sixty-iivc
thousand three hundred and ninety
two Of you on the curb stone, and
every one Of you yelled .IIax 7 at nc.
One seized my satchel, another
grabbed at my coat, ana another
pulled nc backward by the coat tails.
| believe you arc that man!'
Deed, sir, 'i;t;iit.'
We'll, its barely possible that am
mistaken, but here's Il charge that you
were lying Oh the walk drunk
Il wasn't, sir; | was sitting up nlonp-
side n house."
That's too fine point 10 argue.
Were you drunk 2
Only sprung, sir; only little
sprung
That's just as had in tho sight Of
the law, and J ought to fine you
s7O0.'
'Grashus? but | could never pay
!hat!'
No; my object would be to keep
you in prison all your days
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-26
The Man-Eating Tree.

DR., Jay writes from Madagascar to
the South Australian Register: II
you can imagine q pineapple, eight
feet high and thick in proportion,
resting upon its base, and denndcd Of
leaves, you will have good idea Of
the trunk of the tree, which, however,
was not the color Of an anana, but a
dark, dingy, brown, and apparently
as hard as iron. From the apex Of
this frustrated come Cat least two feet
in diamctcr) eight huge leaves sheer
to the ground, like doors swung back
on their hinges, These leaves, which
were joined at the top Of The tree at
regular intervals, wore about eleven
Or twelve feet long, and shaped very
much like the leaves of an American
agavc or century plant. They are
two feet through in their thickcst
point and three feet wide, tapcring to
sharp point that look cd like cows
horn, very convex OIL the outer (but
now under surlacc) and on the nnder
(noW upper surface slightly concavc
his eoncavo face was thckly set with
strong thorny hooks like those upon
the head Of the tcazlc. The leaves,
hanging thus limp and lifclcss, dead
green in color,aad in appearance the
massive strength Of oak fibre. The
apex Of the cone was a round, wl.itc.
concavc figure, like smaller plate
set within larger one. This was not
a Hover, but II receptacle, and there
exuded it into Il clear trcaclv liquid
honey, sweet, and possessed ofviolcnt
Intoxicating and soporilic properties.
From underneath the rim $50 tn
srt:'k) OF the undcrmost plate n series
oi long, hairy, green icndris stretch
ell out i'll every direction toward Tie
horizon. These were seven or eight
lcet long, and taporcd from four inches
to u half inch i'll diameter, yet they
stretched out stiIIIy as iron rods.
Above these Q,rom between The upper
and under cupO six white, almost
transparent palpi reared themselves
toward th, sky, twirling and twisting
with marvellous inccssant motion,
yet constantly reaching upward. Thin
as reeds, and frail as quills, apparent
ly, were yet five or six feet tall, and
we're so constantly and vigorously in
Orangeburg news and times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1875-1877, 1875-06-26
An Exciting Contest.

Last winter two of my neighbors,
Mr.. Miller and Mr.. Grant, lost their
wives upon the same day, and both Of
the funerals took place three days af-
tcrward, the inttrmcnts being made at
the cemetery about the same hour.
AS the two funeral parties were com
ing out of the burying ground, Miller
met Grant, and clasping each Others
hand they INDUCED i'll II sympathetic
squeeze, and the following convcrs:,-
ton cnsuctl:
Nliller-'I'm sorry for you, It's nm
nnspcakab]e loss isn't it?
Grant'-'A Awful ! She was the best
woman that ever lived"
Miller. She was indeed. never
met her equal. She was u good wife
to me-
Grant, was referring to my
wife. There couldn't be two best you
Know. !,
Miller. cs, know. I Know Snow
well enough that your wife couldn't
hold Il candle to mine
Grant.-'Shc couldn't, ey?
Couldn't hoid a candle. Why she
could dance all round Mrs. Miller
every day III the week including Sun
days, and not hali'try! She was an
unmitigatcd angel take her any way
you would
Miller -'Oh, she was, was she !?
Well don't want to be personal but
If owned a cross eyed angel with red
hair and no tech. and as bony rs an
omnibus horse, Id kill her, if she
didn't die Of her own accord. Dance!
How could woman dance thut had
feet like candle boxes, and lame ut
tbnt "
Graut. Better be cross eyed than
wear The kind of red nose TINT your
wife ilonrishc,l around this comm nj
ty. bet it'll burn a hole through
the coffin lid. And you pretend
you're sorry she's stepped out! But
you can't impose on me! | know
you're SO glad you can hardly hold
in. She was the chucklc. .hca;lcdsL
woman That ever disgracc, grave
yarI that's What she was
Alillcr.-'lf you abuse my wife, I'll
knock the head Off Of yon.'
Grant.-'I'd like to sec you try it,
Then the two disconsolatc widuwrl.s
engaged in Il hand-to hand combat,
and after fighting awhile in the snow
the mourncrs pulled them apart just
rs Air. Miller was about to insist upon
his witcs virtues by biting of Mr..
Grants nose.