The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-05-14
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tcut four IONS "A eaal. AMI Nv sald the lem.
'ns for t~snsy cents
A rwMNnn fct Ealing = Visitor, (naiveiy1
well. I certainty mover arvamt should
nad yoa ~ ho,1e IN such lovely afternoon
- thar
A postal card pit kci MP In The stse~, al
hae - teh t..e A..
solemn arrcAi "l,rsr mary Tor lav VI u0l
srnd me pare u is1.s,"
'why did .oa ra~ yesterday without
lcefin. NJ n,a Vii eal,i "A hrau'ilnl sunsa 10
Ta''eyrAni, "llean,s. n.la,a, II l hal
lcoked could nj have r,ascl.'
Daniel Zen Ter cnn,,,,la'i better. asking
Mary ~ be his. thus AMI Shout stu 4ny
yea, dear Mary. | Wi ever sal faithfully
b. yonr II. Fender" l,,nici thou lat thai
VIVA neat, and ~ a.d My.
4 Wisconsin laiy opened a matrimonial
Intelligence. oaire recently. hut she married
The frat man who applied. and tho concern
came e. n speedy cad,
A New bedford comrnny II making
butter ~ cost Of four cents round.
We Judge the butter Ia DO very
healthy and s,run.. ~ II ha4 driven Ill
tho h-.sars of cold sie,uals into other pro.
fvssiohs.
Gro wAnts toknow Why M. WoodmAn dii
not spare that tree he usrd ~ read no niuch
about. Tho agricultural rditor Of this pa.
per answers that II was because liz hadn't
\ trcc 10 spare.
Poor things. murmured solomon Durch
n ~ NJ. L..b lss4
Deacon "Why. them b.lly girls. They're
- fearful slissiratcd Thoy cant hold ou,
very lonY. They say they vet On tis Ats ".
cry blessed night o. tle week r
A Kansas farmer purchased a revolver fos
his vito and insisted On target practice. VI
that she could defend her house la case o!
his absence After tho bullet waa dug out
~ his lev. and tho COW buried. ho aarl ho
guessed she'd better ahoot with an axe.
Mclean county rvoyreD One lay last
we.k Il young girl. whose raronts ros,.lr In
this county. swallowed forty percussion
caps. She really deserved spanking. but
her mother rcirained for fear u nv explo.
s1n Cautious mother. that
MY 0od, man. he will mt iiya 70 serve
the halt of III" WAS tho exclamation u q
Huston lrishman tho other day. whom he
heard that friel, who killed = fellow
In thu station house, hal bosn sentenced n
imprisonment for LIE.
A gentleman drove : sorrowful.lookinx
horse Into town last Saturday. and. stopping
IN front d hank block. he requested ANAL
hoy 10 hold him u moment. 'liold I'm Y"
exclaimed tho hoy, ''jnHt loan him up
against the post---that' II hold I'M"
A Western editor. noticing tbs present "
silver cup 10 y brother editor says lilo
needs no enpi hs can drink from an, VIA.
wi thAt contains liquor. whctha. thu
neck II bottle. tho mouth VI pickle
Jar. ths spils q Asg, or tho buns u /.
barrel"
"waslingtcn.. exclaimed member ~ d
Nashville debating club. In stcnterinn
toner. washington was great mani hn
wAa good man hc Mas Is noble man biz
mind had . powerful grasp u the future
II over . man was noN eoasycs menis. Wash.
ingt0n was thAt man.
4 farmer told his man 10 run into the
pasture and catch m Oh. II meAn Tim On
one, will manage the other h,yaelf.n 10
said. The man ran on 10 do m ha MAS lid.
den. but suddenly paused on the WAY With
the exclamation. .lle III Is rcasunat,l. i.lluw.
anyhow. How Am ! 70 know which II Tho
orphAaT'
1 pleasant prospect Traveller in Irc.
And)i "ui-pull hcs up man. Don't you
- the mare - running AwAyf" l.sl,ly
sIIouN tight. yer honor. For Yer life don
touch The rsins--enrs they're ~ rotten ~
ths bridge below hcvs. Hurs tAatil stop
hss. NE blAyyard."
i youngnter. while warming hIs hands
over The Kitchen nrc. Vas demonstrated
With ~ his father. who said. "do way
from thu stove the wcaiha, Ia not
cold" Tho little fellow. looking up ID
his storm parent dcnuruly. replirL II
Amt heatin' ths weather, I'm wArn,in' my
hands"
The entire alphabet istolnd In these four
llnes. Sumo u ths children may lks 10
learn them,
fsod givss tho grazing on his meat,
lilo quickly heArs thu shcep'H low try.
Hut man who tastua his iinost wheat,
should Joy 70 lift his praises high.
wake UP. Judge. wake Mp, thpr.s 4
burglar In the house" said Mrs l'ortly, III
liroohlyn. 10 her husband. the other night.
Inv 1uHka 1ulte0 OMS ~ U<us ktANIhu MS
revolver. and opened tho door u saily forth
for tho roblsr, Then turning y lis wife
lc said, "coinc. Sarah. and lead tls way.
| It's d---A AaAn mAn that will hurt i
woman"
| 4 Jolly doctor called on lady On his way
Aoriu from dinner party. " full that u.
coald not count her PULSE heat. Cunseioas
u tho cause d his dldiculty. h., ~ = Mo.
msnt IL irrilAs. ION. biurt.d out. "Drnuk, W
Joss!" and rush.d out oi thp house. Tho
nsst day the lady seut for him anil said
that shr lAsusnisI that hs had discovered
her condisiop. and begged hc would keep u
. secret.