The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-02-11
FAurs am PANoTRs.


One of the latest inventions Is .
species of knuckles, with revolver,
| bowie knife and hRtchet attachment.
That ought 20 fetch EN-
-UPm going where / won's have to
cook beans t. vas the farewell sentences
of an Ohio woman Who left this vale Of
tears few days since.
When q Florida Indian is likely to
die his friends place him where an alli-
gator can take him IN, and thus save
burial expenses.
A husband In Wyoming territory
rode twenty-eigbt miles TO get his wife 3
hustle, and yet Susan B. Anthony yeoWls
around about mans tyranny.
in England It is proposed that the
upper classes shall for q while discon-
| tinue eating oysters, in the hope that
they may thus be had some day for less
than 81 dozen.
The resolution " to do or die " is
never so much to any body as to the
young man who bursts Q suspender
button in the midst OF the " lancers."
N y Mail.
When a young lady has to stay at
| home from a party on account OF sty
on her eve, il is useless 10 tell her that
Providence doeth all things for the
best.
Some Of the poor-h house authori-
ties in London have discovered a new
method of utilizing paupers. The most
picturesque are let out as models TO
artists at twenty. five cents per hour.
-Thos. Jsfferson's own copy of his
g Notes on the State of Virginia, with
his annotations and manuscript addi-
tions, was recently sold in Chicago Tor
s16O.
Patti, on her appearance at Mos
COW, was presented with FIVE stars of
diamonds and rubies. Two th0usarS
bouquets were thrown to her during
The night, and she was called before the
curtain sixty times. This is enthusiasm
at white heat. We hope Moscow may
escape a second great conhaga'ion.
in show window in Psris is the
following announcement g. A fine hu-
man skin, taken off whole and tanned in
that condition. It is the skin OF AisEa,
who was the most lovely of the slaves of
the emperor of Morocco. She was only
twenty when she died, and her skin was
milk white"
THE st. Lawrence county on. "
dairymen have been discussing the
length of time q dairy COW should 60
dry. After two hours' debate a vote
was taken, which resulted in q six
weeks vacation for each dairy COW,
beginning with the first of January OF
each year.
Ladies who read with jealousy and
dismay that Countess FTalOff had laees
worth thousands of dollars per yard
will rejoice to know that A. T. Stewart
testified under oath that he never saw
laces worth more than $3.50 per yard,
L. aI,ar T4savsva ~
ticle is really much more valuable than
the ancient.
However rich q man may be, how
ever titled, however proud, let him 90
his wsv with humility, remembering
that he is only about the two-billionth
/ part of the population OF the world
and that he will some day die, and be
missed by men just about as much as a
mashed grasshopper is missed by his
swarm.
The Brotherhood OF Locomotive
Engineers have 30, 600 members IL an
insured member dies, bis widow,
children, or heirs receive 81, 900. Since
the insurance company wa organized,
nearly 81. 900. 600 have been paid. the
amount the past year being sl0,925.
The only salaried officers are the grand
chief engineer, first grand engineer,
and first grand assistant.
Not a bad story comes from the
Savage club, London. but it docs not
seem clear who made the joke. A
"Savage" was standipg on the steps at
Evans hotel, Covent Garden, whore the
club is now located, when gentleman
came up to him ard asked him If there
was " a gentleman with one eye named
Walker IN the club" SO don't know"
responded the savage; "whRt was the
name of his other eye ?"
"A train running ct a moderate rate,
which is about t8enty-one miles per
hour, would run over distance OF five
hundred miles per day Of twenty-fouE
hours, and at that speed would reach
British India from London in about
eight and a half days, or Pekin In
CHINA in eleven days, or from Gibraltar
TO the Cane Of Good Hope in ten days,
or from Quebec TO Cape Horn in seven
teen days, or once round the globe IN
fifty-one days, or seven times round the
fglobe in one gear, or distance equal
from the earth to the moon is about
sixteen months. or from the earth to
the sun in Ave hundred years, which is
95, 600, 900 miles.