The Tiffin tribune. (Tiffin, Ohio) 1868-1887, 1875-09-09
CoNFEDRIr Y ROADS,
wIcH IS IN THE STATE wv KY,


The UnIlmiied trust and Confidence
Company
CONFEDRIr Y ROADS, /
wIcH IS IN THE STATE wv KY,
August 23i, 1879. J
The Corners hev red the speeches
of Honest Ole Bill Allen and that 9TH
er gileless patriot, General SAmyOOei
Cary. Nv Ohio, on the momenchus
subjiek Nv More Money, till they hev
bin wOFke1 up to q state NV absiOOt
madnis. The C0rners are list the
same as al other impecoonius people
they want More Money. and the
idee Nv Honest Ole Bill Allen, that,
10 git it, all 700 he'd to do wuz to
ishOo it, filled our idees NV finance
eggsackly. 1t is simple. effeetoo1l
and ezily understood.
determined to put the idee into
practice ard to that end sejested to
my friends the OrganiZlshen nv q
Bank Nv ishoo, un.Ier the name and
title nv "The Unlimited Trust and
Confidence Company NV Confilrit Y
Roads"
1hed some trouble to git the eiti-
zsns into i, bat Finally succeeiei.
explained to the people that more
money wood be an advantage t9 the
debtor class, wieh, ez nine-tenths NV
EN- wuz In debt to RAse0m, settled
them. They hailed with Joy any
movement that wood wipe out their
azores and give EN- new credit at his
bar. s--s..-
To Bseoa1, and thom ez 1 intend
ell % hey In the management,
showed that mare money meant in
creased trade and ez the money wood
all be ishoOd on our credit 1t WOodent
cost anything but the printing we
could MT lose anything SO the Bank
wuZ started. wnZ NJ ade President,
lsssker Gavitt. Cashier; B4seom,
Vice President; with Beard Nv
Directors eOnsistin of Kernel Me-
Pelter, and the venerable Deekin Po-
gram We put the Deeklu on be-
O1z he - bIld-he9ded and ther .for re-
spectacle. His biznis is to sit in the
fIOut Wiui0G reedin an ind lshen ma
per. IL inspires confidence. YoO
have to watch him t. sep him from
hevin the paper upside down but 10
this community that don't mstter,
ez very few know the difference
m0re'n he does.
1t was fOrchnit that our b nkin
room wuz lokstid imnejitly under
the pFintin-offis, ez we kin let the
printed notes wich We ishOO, down to
the Presidents desk by a rope. IL
saves labor, wich is great pint in q
instnOshen like ours.
The theory on wieh our paper is
ishood Is very sim pie. The C0mps-
nv ishoO it and the people take it.
We hev no time fixed for redemp mpshun
for the beauty nv the biznis is that
we don't never intent 30 redeem. Oar
notes reeds:-
"Fhe 0nlimited Trust and Conf
1eIoe O0mplny Nv O0nfedrit y
itOads, witch is in the State nv KEN |
lucky promises TO pay the bearer
One Dollar"
We don't say when. where, or how,
ana therein is the strength Nv the en-
terprise.
Our first ishoo wuz reserved with
some hesitashen.
"Where il our seeoority ." damand- |
-d one farmer to whom We offered IL |
N payment for load Nv wheat.
Faith in the company % IanseRed,
ookin at him pityingIy. Gage onto
hat face" / resOomed, pintin at
Oeekin PJgram, who ruther spilled |
'he efteck by brushin off q fly that |
lad lifted OH his nose "lonk at that |
ace and then ask for secoority."
when is it to be redeemed ?" askt |
another.
sit never wants tn be redeemed"
Tuz my anse-, We shell be lIbral, and |
when nOte wears out We will give |
700 another Wat do yoO want it re- |
ieemei fur? Money ishOod on faith !
needs no redempshun. We buy yoor |
pr0doose with it--yOO yOose it t. buy |
Yoor goods, and so it goes round and |
round in cirkle, dispensin blessins |
wherever it lites. Ez long eZ VOC
AXE it wat do yoo want NV anything
Else 2"
Another Femarkt that it wuz his
dee that paper money wuz all be !
in gold.
"0old," | promptly replied, sis
played out. Gold is merchandise.
Dur Democratic brethren in Ohio hev
1esided that money is simply prom
ses to pay, and that it don't matter
On wat material that promise is stampt
-wether GOLD, silver, iron, shells, or
copper. We shel put Ourn on paper,
COS It's the cheapest. We shel hev no
about this bank"
POllock, the IllinOy disturber, In the
most hrootal manner, refooz ed to tech |
Il, and cOnsekently hIs bIznis suffered.
One shoemaker frum Ohio followed
SCOT and undertook to aTgoo agiu so
much money. He asserted the heresy
that addin to the volume nv currency
didn't add nothin to its power. Sed
be:
81 will illustrate go the Corners will
Foo take q gallon NV
whiskey and add to 1t three gallons Nv
water. "WelI, yoO hev four gallons
In the bari, but there amt but one
gallon Nv square drunk in it after
ALL"
l ansered him by readin eopious ex-
trax from CSry's speeches, shown
that troo prosperity goes hand in hand
with plenty Of money.
They fiueliy was Gonvinst and took
our money for their grain, tho we he'd
to pay them at the beginin twenty
cents n bushel more for this wheat
than other money wood hev got il
Dnh tVI VIC hucn
we Good make ali Nv it we wanted.
1t wuz astonishin wat a era Nv
set in nn the Corners to
wunst. Money became ez plenty ez
blaekberries, and everybody he'd their
pockets full Nv it. Land went up in
valyOo two hundred per cent. in a
week, and the price Nv the nessaries
Nv life raised ekally. Blscom put up
his new whisky from 5 to 25 cents
per drink, and sich wuZ the run Nv
trade he he'd that his wife and his
oldest son, Jefferson Davis Blscom,
both he'd to stand in the bar to walt
on customers. The bank bought all
the wheat and other prOduckshuns,
aud paid for 'em 10 its own money,
and We paid sieh prices ez happened,
for money wuZ with US no Obieck.
The high prices brot sll the trade for
twenty miles around to the Corners,
and all the dealers who wood take the
money, stood up to their middIes In
it,
Then my turn came. Pintin 10 the
crowds Nv people in RlscOm's, I sed
ID the doubteFi rfz
HWuz trade ez brisk ez thst afore
lAlli15nuu -nACu SclItcu lltu-
Improvements are beIn projected
every day, We hev organized q
company to build q branch road from
here TO SeoessionviIle, another over
to bloody Fork, and still another to
Little AndersOnville. Five turnpike
companies hev bin organized, and
three faetries hev bin aetO0ally com
meneed. The water power on the
Run jist above the village Is to be i'm
proved at wunst, and Bascom Is al
reddy at work on q wing to the back
part OF the grocery. Town lots are
doubfn in vaiyoo every day, and new
addtshuns are being perpetyoOally
laid out. Everybody is spekeIstin,
and everybody is gettin rich. There
is flush times here. The people are
all inflashiOnists.
lam president OF all these compan-
les, aud sed no reason why emit
put EN- through. It is troo the price
Nv everything hez gone up. The
commOnest niger labor ia now up to
SS day, and q pare Nv pagged boots
Is wuth $50. but wat difference does
that make ? 50 long ez Simpkins, the
printer. kin work his press, we kin
manufsckter all the money; why
there must De prosperity.