, 1875-05-06

Mans On piece Of paper and hang II over tho
fireplace. Wo aeo no Way Ut roietnE this
crowded condition Of things except BY putting
up \ now building.
nome fooliBt Democrats in st. Louis ara usE-
INK Nal. IA1KwA1Ea to run for Mayor. IsRln-
wator runs wolT ION slopo), but tlsse novsr
got wAs . real Democrat WHO could swallow 1t
straight Cincinnati Times.
Tho Eew York ledger sass. 1etsor Ia tho
iow1tcst cottage exclusively 10 Young married
couple than tho bost spnrtmcnta In palace With
= mothcr-!n-1aw installod therein !" 1osEar,
old ma,l, let's at,ako OIL that.
WILLIAM V. RontEsoN, Of Dridgoton, N. j.,
has ninio-ball IN hls brain which ha received
on Aug. 70, 1862. Ilo Ia rarely troubled With 1t.
The only inconvenience he suffcra Is pain and
gildlntBa whou lie norka In tho aun. liz In a
bottlor by trade.
JENNIE JUNE discovers that Ina unEELEr's
husband haa border air about him, but hos
Hploudld follow for all that. Afost mon with !
"border asr " aro obItuArlzed by Tho local pspor
~ "rerfcet gont!emeu when sobor.' Hope
NICK Ia no exception.
"Sosgt. DaTEs-dont srear," commences tho
Cincinnati Commercial but ts's ukalesa. I1o
won't. II hs could only 10 betrayed iuto good
8quaro curse, murder, suicide, or araon, he
might recedo ftom publ!o ylen, but his viz
tue Ia 40 ir1itatingly spoteas he threatens to
bs At large forever.
Tia uueu and auch khfnEa for tho Palace Hotel
Of Bau Francisco wero purchased by Mrs. ". q.
RA1aroN, vi(o OF tho President Of tho Dank OF
California Tho lady went East nitl, soma
friontla to do tho buynR and tue Directors car
Of tho Union Pacific Railroad naa acnt to CHI
cago 10 meet her and her party.
An ongor correspondent bands us for pub1tca-
tion such thinE AZ tbiss ".rhat was prococioub
youth who tarpod Sir. BzEcnEn on tl,o arm 1t
thecommenecmcnt Of The ssih1, and, pointing over
to the wisncss chair, exclaimed, '1lr. DgrcHEn,
como. vleu The spot who're You must shortly
lo.'" We decline II With thanks.
WENDELL PHILLIPS saya that Chicago men
havo bruins. The man uhom PHILLIPS examined
as aau'pls happened to 10 stauiiug on lis hcad
At the tsue, lenoe the orators natural esror.-
81. Louis Republican. Even that il moro thRn
st. 1.onih man could do. Tho wesht OF hs feet
would bring lin up ssanding orery tims.
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
6htrrndn Houst-Edward Worcester, Boston J, II.
7 Merritt, spr1uanoiA; J. IL aniIh. Louisville j. i.
ss s Daaa S!siGn. pos1 i roHt Es.en l. @ Rfnt
si{smrais isn + D. nlanshsEd Msmph!; Samuel p
ns @!1 Hos;ee :ates sns. Ill.,
Hove, oluton j.. Z. osult. 81. = Paul.
....Tfsnont Hou*e-Thomas ". Cooper, r. ".
Morgan. England; Gen. A. .. Heed Boston 8. Col
t9n. . oseshl;g D; "; Foster, Cleveland T. Mack
sI Viii Y II y % I5anes n.',imqrs \. 5ean,on. p.
George HaveA, Massachusetts,; c. 8. Craue, Marshall
alich Grand Ple1:o-D. Il. Mclicnseb, Albany; J.
Euasol, I!osen: @. T. 1nroop. Auburn; Ja.uts II,
Eoro Fort Howard j. H. Jonea, Gle, eiatl John H.
In.annsy. e.a,dsi NJ; HspSnns. T. s. 4; 9. i.
ysoasrferd st. r.ni BENZ. s'leknoy, St: Louis Ju-
an HI d. cort'oya, SHANGHAI Joshua + Gh.nhcsl.n,
rtssbtrg George 4. Conner, philadelphia: J. &.
Mas1well, g4n Ersucisco: ?. ". Carver, Dubuque
". Z. Mu!r, Dskrolt: William Q. Park, 1sttsb,1rg
John Y. Green, Daysnport.... Palmer Hot.as-A.
J: prestont Davenport; John l. ,Einbsrley, 5r..
reree: rhtlsde|ph!a; ghaslss Ire,!t, 1t. Louis; L.
dock. St. Paul: osoree ". scinmetx, ihllsdeIrh!.:
2. z rsng. New o5lesns; deorss ?: Paul New York;
r. prrnhsrlt, @: p. Hayward, New York; Frank +.
Moore, onah.: W: Q. AArrai. Doston; 8. 4. Grant,
pea Notips: Or. q. Knenigs Derltn; john II. Find
Lay, Baltimore; c. Wright Nsby, Now York.