The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1875-01-22

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p,let nigA,. AL, n startled scn, y
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lewrd ao.s Il s.,,shn,nt. "W,a,
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4 l,scskrcs, man dreamed recently
that h.s aun, Ms dead, and the DRAM
rro,va true. IL tried tia, same game
With vi. moshcr.in-law. but !, did '
wusk worth ctns.
IA one should hs satis6ca who u not
daily adding 10 his s,or@s q kne~lcdEc,
and Al the eame time increasing hM
faculty In using wha, he has
A New Hampshire family has used
one stove fur twsnty.cieht wars, while
Detroit man has kicked three 10
pieces within year Some men, ~
soon NJ they re, little down hearted
~ f.r the cook-st.vc RICH, away.
.Thou raincs. In this bosom. ns The
chap said when basln Of water was
| thrown over him by tho lady he was
scrcnading.
|, isa pi,irul sight TO 500 tho house.
Az got out of bod thoso mornings aud
hang around tho couk stove 10 warm
his hcsls.
1 A Boston journal innoccn,ly remarks
,hat there Is nj air Of inprobalilit,
about tho Chicago Posts story of -
woman who was eaten up hy grasshor
lpcrs. Some u these lsostnn paper,
would Joub. tho yeracity Of MIR. Gull
livcr himself
| II u man does no. make new acquant
l.aces through life, he will soon lin,
himself irtt A,eee 4 man should kc,l
his friendship in cunstan, s.iair.
An freshman. attending a Quake
meeting, heard young man make ~
following announcement: "Brcthrc,
and sisters, | am goiny - marry
daughter Of the .ura ! You arc.
said Pat. 'sn' Ill e a long time AFR
yo'll sec your fatacr in.law."
"llave you Golasuith's Greece
was asked Ut tho clerk In store il
which books aud various miscclancou
articles were sold. NO said ,h
clcrk rrAcc,ively. I'VE haven't God
smiths Greece; but w have sv,u
Isplcul;l hair oil, =
| A Milwaukee reporter puts IN vi
fighting hat, writes this, aud thc'
!. walks tho street with chip on hi
shoulder: 1T ID no. our sault that ",
arc red.headed, and tho next time on,
of those oyergrown rural roostcrs. IN |
ballroom reaches down for our heat
and suggests that sumo fellow had rs
a rosebud out Of hia buttsn-holc. thcr,
will DO trouble,
| Ilc that giyoa good advice huill
with ono hand, he that gives good coun
Gil aud bad example, builds with on
hand and pulls down with tho other. :
Bacon.
Nov thcn. = sail a physician cheer
ily, TO q patient, lyon have got alonl
far enough TO indulge In . httlo ANNA
food. and" No, you don't doctor,
interrupted tho patient; "l'vc sufcrs'
enough On your gucl and slops. an
Ill ssaryc sooner than begin % b.,
aud oats.
| An Illinois ,lchater had en-" whcr
no aroso and said Yes, gentleman va.
serloo was tho biggest kind Of . fight,
but Washington whipped EN- like a
wink"
Papa. arc you growing taller IL
tho time:" mo, my child; Why DO YOU
Ask Cause tho top Of your bead !.
poking through your hair
| i was printer who rcrpcsrated
this double barrolled. brcech- oading,
pun.conundrum: Why isan old man'l
farm In Texas like thu focus u ! sun
glass? Because it, ! place whore ths