Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1875-05-29
OUR SPICE. BOX.

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OUR SPICE BOX,
A moving tail--a hung dog -
Between TWO evil, choosing neither.
The end uf evcryrling--thc letter g.
Can you So, Il consent in three Letters. Yes.
AS Lot-headcd as pepper box is the
latest.
How much does fool weigh generally
A simple ton.
What kind of sweetmeats were in the ark
Preserved pairs.
Title for a five-cent savings banh-thc -.
Nrkieus.--Naa
From the lowest depth there is path TO
the loltieSt height
Very, very blonde hair is now called the
eight fantastic tow.
The latest name for the exchange fen1-
"Ir,,e bug -and its a VERY good one.
The man who has married and buried four |
sisters, says that lie has had about enough OF
that family.
With care man can walk uprightly. One
VINO IS on the ditft VIII to' oc io"ho "" VIC
orange peel.
In Germany they are compelled tn pay
double mar e fees. No wonder they wish
to emisrate.
Enterprise The Chicago Times sold iwen-
" thousand extra copies on the strength OF the
editors going to jail.
What is the difference between a belle and
a burglsr, The belle carries false locks, and
the busga, false keys.
Il am found to have my right, as the man
sud to the shocmakcr who had sold INN
pair of Loots, beth lcits.
Story, the sculptor. is making sensation in
Ftr-nce, lilly, b. his inpe, souaticn of Sly
lock, who was also a chseler.
When Agassiz was pressed to deliver
lecture tor pay, lac replied 81 cau,rd afford
10 waste my lime for money.
A gentleman observing the sign Of 3Cawrll
upon business establishment remarked that
ii would lie s'as usii wi,logt the g.
They wondered AT the short collections in
Missouri church. aud investigated To hul That
one of the collectors had tar in the top OF hIs
lat
4 traveller called for mint sauce ut a hotel
.he other day, and the waiter sand they had
none, adding: ''Our cook makes all the minSe
into les, not sauce.
Why call him the "groon.' as eight ont Ct
ten people do, A yrooms busiress is to look
q Ter horses A bridrgrooms business is to
look after his wife's mother.
a Gule American lad who had Just COM
mcnccd reading the newspapers, asked ms
father if tile word Hon. prcixed tot c name
Of a n,cr,icr of Congress mean, honest.
The Indiana editor who took his mother IN
law on an editorial excursion is requested Il
announce through the columns of his papel
whether he was ac,uared by generous n'
pulses or by fear.
"My dear, ! have swallowed dose o
srrychninel saii a husband, IN startled tones
nfer waking hi, VIII. in the middle of th'
ii .hr. "Wrll, then, do tr goodness sake lie
slir, or i, inay come up.
A cruel ioke at the expense Of those ladie
who are perperually striving To gam hear
ing in the Press has been going the round n
literary circles 10 the effect that they Ioo
much bc.,cr III nmslin than IN print.
She used TO keep bits Of broken china am
crockery piied up in a convenient corner
the closet AMI when asked her reason 10
preserving such domestic lumber, she sho'
iurid c,arcc nj her husband, and merely re
marked: He knows what thcms for.
Mr. Auyus,in DAILY, the New York thcar
ca, manager, says that in Paris he has see
,oL,red .ae, ta,urs sitting side by side wit
du,cbesses, and he doesn't see why the sam
,b; NAV moi b. done lere. We would sr,
yes, that il would d. necessary to first trot OF
the charlottesville chester Union.
A yard-stick is a very useful thing in
store; a stick on the stage Is OF no use villa
ever; a slick in a tumbler is somtiines in dan
ger Of making the sidewalk uneven to pede
TRANS: a stick OF husband or wife Is apt
I've much longer than is desired, and s'c
fall Of narct is the csnsmoaest tbins read
newspapers.
A citizen of New York who met an o
acquaintance On the street rcccnty asked wi
he wore n weed on his hat. "For my pc"
wife who has passed over the river, was II
meIan, holly reply. "Well, cant she con
hack II emit the ferry boats running" W
the surprised query The man had to e
plan that he did not refer To the Easi River
What's this crowd around here far q d
n,arded l"siceAran, the other night. as
came upon a doxre boys grouped near Z
gate OF a house an Second street Ike
still, replied one ID the lads, There CON
oid John. tight a. hr'ek. aud were waltl
here TO sec his wife Peg him with the ro
pin as he opens ii,e iiest do9r. '-EH''rp'
Courier.
A prominent os r,-n on Nelson street, "
y is the proud pssessor a. \ handsome daug
- ter, went hvnye to tea. the other evening, a
said to his w,ir, Mother, l have finally 81
cecdcd in my peli'ion Ea street lamp on &
street, and its gong 10 be SET directly IN ir,
of our s.,e--" a sudden scream and hca
fall sounded from the next room. j
aii,ishted parents rushed ia there. lh
daughter lay PROSTATE on the ilom. She Ii
tainted -Danbnriaa.
."Five cents fare ior that child, MADAM
said a. street car conductor yesterday, as
opened the door anh put lis head in. I've
welL' she replied !e' lng in her pocket; 81
is an orphan child and IN its guardian
must have a receipt for all moneys paid q
Z. md as soon Ms you write one I'll drop mel
in he box He shu, The door and lean
ovet the brake like man in deep thought
Detroit Free Pse"