The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-07-01

listeners feel shmarter. Der dresherer
grickt fnf daussend dawler lohn un Gus
sellam maucht er ivver hunner daus-
send dawler clearer prufiit, un sell dut
ar NIT der double rule OF accumulation.
Selly rule is narsht for pawryohr adopt
warra sidder os der Grant unser Presi.
dent is, un waer net nj gate derfore is
kea gooter un sounder Republican.
Der olt Tom Jefferson war aw an old
foggy. Ar hut 81 lava kea dresh ma
chine g'sana, un hut ne kea ice cream
getrunka, kea lager beer G 'fressa un kea
paper collar um s. hols rum g'hot. Ar
war awuf der old fogy notion dos nem-
ond entitled 81 set for an office tzu hawa
except ar is regularly elect by der major
ity, odder appoint beim President odder
bein Governur In unser tzeita hen de
republicans an ivver GUS gooty improof
ment gmaucht, so dos es nix mea Gus
maucht for wen dos de lett vota, aver
yusht Gus gooka for lection returns fun
der right shtripe, Des yohr aver gookts
os wann es ferleicht wennich truvvaI
gevva kennt derweage, for es hut aw-
fongs so shtarns feel republicans de's
return, manufacture nimmy shtanda
wella, un druf insista dos an yeadam
NOM 81 vote exactly ca mohl getzaled 81
soil un os der candidate wo de mensnty
votes grickt aw de office hawa soil. We's
noch Gus torn'd vase ich net.
Der Benshy Franklin war aw an old
foggy un ar hut aw tzu sawga nix g'wist
fun science. Ar war DUNN g'nunk tzu
glawa dos ar an g'witter shtorm Tonga
kennt NIT grosser kite un alogy shnoor
-uf an awrt we mer SUCKERS fohgt-
yusht ON sucker Tonga dut mer de line
un der bait hummer lussa ins wasser, aver
we der Franklin gonga is fsha form
g'writter shtorm hut ar de line nuf tzu's
gedu, un hut der bait ons end fun kite
81 longer shwantz gedu. We ar aver
GUS g'funna hut dos wann mer hsha gate
for n g'writter shtorm muss mer an fire
proof kite hawa, hut ar selly sort recrea-
ton uf gevva.
Der Mordy Looter, wo de arsht BeeveI
gedruckt hut in der United States, seller
war aw an old fogy Ar war an porra
aver sellamohls wara de lett ordlich
easy, for Sc hen gor net g'hucht un nern-
ond hut in sella tzeita drau gedenkt sich
selwer tzu henka odder sich der hoIs oh
shnida Ich hob de Fanny g'froked
wass era opinion is fun de reason warum
de lett in selly old fogy tzeita gor net so
weesht g'hucht un g'suha un anonner
dote G 'mauCht hen we alleweil, I'm de
Fanny hut sawt sell kennt Sc easy ex-
plaina, fore in selly tzeita, secht Sc, hut
nemond gsufferd fun de bed-wonsa,
mushkitters un orgle grinders, un sella-
mohls hen Sc aw gor neix gwisst fun so
shtock we de Grant Republicans de all
so reich waerra dorrich de political f.
nancial double rule of accumulauon.
Bed wansa, mushkitters, rossel shlonga
un Grant politisheners sin de hawpt in
gradients de unser lett so orrich fucha
maucha. Aver, we G g'sawt, sell war ne.
der foil we der Mordy lutter OILS gepredJ
dicht uns naucht mohl Gus gevva hut in
der Muddy Kaerrich.
In de old fogy tzeita wara de lett aw
yusht DUNN genunk hort tzu shaffa for
era living, un ferdeena wass Sc grickt
hen. Sellamohls, wann Sc n Shtate
Treasurer ferwisht hetta ON geld in 81
sock shtecka tlum tune fun a hunnert
daussend dawler yohr, den hetta sen de
penitentiary nj g'shteckt. Aver now, in
unser gooty un progressify republicans
tzeita, nit m Grant OILS unser leader, is
es gons onnersht De wo de ropes
fershtane kenna now aw reich waerra uf
a pawr, gooty grabs. Un wann amer
shmart g'nunk is, un vase we mer SIGH
helft, so amer dun mer grawd in de
semly 'lecta, un mauchaehn aw an for
eshtayer odder head mon in der kaer-
rich.
Mer hen aw an buch derhame wo de
Fanny drin glasa hut fun ame Roger
Williams un der Plimmetrock, Ich
shtell mer fore sell war an grosser shtae-
bruch, un dos der Williams an Kollich
brenner war. Aver der weage we de
Fanny es eX planned war ar anes fun de
Pilgrims society, un so eany hen Sc now
aw in Phildelfy, Der Williams hut aver
yusht ca fraw g'hot, un sellam noch du
ich suspecta dos ar aw an raler out-un-
out old fogy war. Der Brickem Young
war mea progressiff un hut SIGH yusht so
feel viewer aw g'shafft os ar tzu advan-
tage hut domesticata kenna. Aver for
Sc all supporta hut er Gus g'funna os es
an ordlich crosses establishment nemmt.
Now aver is der Porra Beecher der
champion, for ar hut der cooperative
family system introduced, un we feel
viewer ar rum d con ich net sawga allie
we'll. Uf course der cooperative plan
for n family fun viewer tzu runna hut aw
81 draw backs, we'll dale lett, so we sell
ler Tilton, for instance, es net recht
shtanda wella. On der neagsht Repub-
lican National Convention hen Sc i'm sin
de cooperative weife system in der plat
form nj tzu du, un seller weag dun all de
Brooklinnea Kaerricha lett dno avs
regular sicket supporta.
Es is yusht ca ding dos sich net feel
ferennert hut in hunnert yohr, un sell
is der awrm, mitleitich, long-banich, ,roat-
keppich, Shmall-g 'sichtich, holb ferhun-
ngert, bachelor shoolmaeshter. Ich bin
an warmer friend tzum shoolmaeshter
-ich du chm net yusht daura, aver aw
respecta. Ar. is orrick goot tzu de kim
ner. Wippa dut ar, sell is wohr, aver
ar duts' yusht in self defense, for wann
ar's net date DOM data Sc all tzomma
shticka I'm data ehn wippa. De Insha
un de Quakers un de army contractors
meaga sawga wass Sc wella, de mensha
missa ebbas tzu fechta hawa-ea party
odder de onner muss g'wipt waerra, un
nemmond fershtate sell principle besser
os der shool maeshter un dawrum, well
ar for common der eltsht is kummt ar
tzu der conclusion dos ar leever S wippa
Gus dalet os es receiva. De Fanny aver
behawpt Sc kennt sich net OBJ gevva init
so n bizness we shool holta, for Sc sawgt
Sc date yusht so shwint draw denka an
ownester NOM Gus anes fun Grant sinh
i.