The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1875-04-24

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We read a I'D deal ~ the papers "
styhsh turnouts III Washing 0n Bati.r's
turn. At, 'hnugh stylish, tas been much
admired
Troy bigamist rrn out of n hack door
while his two Slves Sere 6ghflns nrsr tha
question as t. which should - him and
has not sine. been seen
When Drtroiter Na. 4sked the -th.-
day by Traveller II he had eveF been -
Brooklyn he hssteHed - rspis Do /
look ike one of that men. sr.
81 don't cav, much atout thy buEs
said Marmley, To- the head Of a geuteel
boarding houst :" but thu fact Is, madam,
| haven't the blood tl spare yOr STE that
yourself
1t has been discovered that shaky hrIns
usually belong tO the Milerite persuatiou.
because they all kceD th, day ii th4ir
going up profound secret
When Western mau gets a divorce
from a crusading ana strong minded wife,
the papers say. Mr. Su-and-so has re-
signed his position as husband for Nrs.
So-and SO.
The Providence Press says " never hear
IN funeral Grafton or sermon, aud seldom
III private conversation the opinion eA-
pressed that man with 5000 income
had gone To hell
Every man who mails package subject
to the new postage rates drops it into lhe
hole with the wish that Senator Hamhn
had to sit for two hours On hot shovel
Free Press.
Don't call on me for three days" il
what an Ashland girl posted on the front
gate, and she further added: 4" m going
to eat some onions this week ii never
have another beau.
. don't care q cent for fashion-Tve
got to scratch my heel " exclaimed De-
troit man as he pulled of his boot in
street car recently.
Mr. smiths compliments to Mr..
Brown. thinks it unnecessary that his
piggs should ~ through his grounds
Answer" Mr.. BrUons compliments u
Mr.. Smith. thinks it equally unnecessary
e spell Pigs with two 5.
An Indian came " certain agent III
the northern part Of Iowa to procure some
whlskey for younger warrior who had
been bitten by rattlesnake.
-Four quarts repeated the agent,
with surprise; :" as much As that
Yes, replied the Indian, " four
quarts snake very big
I Aunt Hetty inquired Of the srrvant girl
if she came from the Hungarian parts Of
/ Ireland On being told that her seograph-
Ical knowledge was snmeW hat defective,
she excused herself w saying
- hain't much lrarnin'; - ! never went
10 school but one day, and that was 10 the
evenIn, and We hadn't d" candle and the
master didn't come
A youugster. smile warming his hands
over the kitchen hre, uas demonstrated
with by his father Nho said
" Go way from Jhe st.ve, the weather
is not COLD
The little fellow. lraking up Al his
stern parent, demurrly replied amt
heatin' the weather Im warming my
hands.
Western paper thus dehcatcly nar
rates touching incident Ned Vosr
used t. travel around Colorado with per
forming bear. but great change came one
day last week and now the bear travels
around alone, thinking over I'D times and
occasionally leaning up against a tree as =
pang shoots through bis bowels Ned ls
inside that bear
In Augusta, Me. no provision wzu made
last winter for feeding and lodging tramps.
A ysgabond We into police station and
wanted to sleep there.
1--WE only lodge prisoners, said the
Sergeant behind the desk
''You only lodge prisoners, repeated
the vagabond, meditatIvely.
That's all, was the reply you have
got 70 steal something Or assault some
body, Or something ~ that kind.
I've got to assault somebody, or some
thing OF that kind, again repeated the
vagabond, rhonghtfnllY. Then be reached
across the desk with HIS arm and knocked
the Sergeant Of his stool, saying, a. the
officer got up with his hand 10 his eye:
Give me an good q bed as you kin
} Sergeant. cause ! don't feel very well to
night"