The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-06-09

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A moving tail-a hungry dogs
Bet~ssp SO Svls .eioose nei-
Their.
The end Of everything-the let
ter g.
Can Jon spell consent in three
letters! Yes.
Even the LATEST boy can some
times catch q whipping.
How much does q fool weigh
generallys A simple tor. -
The only suits that last longer
than you want are law suits.
Title for q Eve cent savings
bank-the St Nickleus.-Mail
As twice eleven are twenty two,
how can twice ten be twenty, too!
II is announced that Satan has
taken up his headquarters in Troy.
How'll Chicago-howl!
The California Chinese cure
toothache by applying q coal OF
FIRE to the foot This is q foot
note. sssa
Toledo hos no public pound for
COWS, and COWS have to be private
II pounded with hoe handles and
dray stakes.
New York is. infested by five
hundred well known pick pockets
and by something like two thous-
and policemen. = . ~
Sidney Smith, wrote that the
memory of kiss followed him for
forty yeArA H6 pnst bare kissed
. hot meat plate. = - - ---.4se
A live coal ands pound Of powder
divided q Virginian into thirty
fragments. He blew the coal and
the powder blew him. sssnoss
It is proposed to exterminate the
grasshopper by throwing snuff IN
his eyes and then stabbing him in
the back. Back action, you know.
A Kentuckian said that Ken
lucky women were the handsomest
of any in the world. A Tennessee
man took exceptions. Pitchforks
-death-glory. kaisss - sssi
A convict at Michigan City swal
lowed q brad-awl so that he might
go to the hospital He went fur
ther-he went to his grave.
Rumor has reached this country
that Stanley the explorer has mara
ried an African kings daughter,
and is learning to wear q ring in
his nose and a shoe string around
his waist.
Why call him the groom as
eight out of ten people dot A
groom's business is to look after
horses. A bridesgroom's business
is to look after his wife's mother.
A widow, being cautioned by her
minister about flirting. said she
knew it was wrong for maideas
and wives to firt, but the Bible
was her authority II said ''wid-
owls mite She WAS flirting awful
~ at last accounts. =
MY DEAR" said husband, in
startled tones, after waking his
wife in the middle of the night. 81
have swallowed q dose of Etrych
nine7" "Well, then, do for good-
ness sake lie still, or it may come
up" 80
When are stockings like dead
men! When they are men ded ;or,
perhaps, when their soIes are de
parted or again, when they are all
in holes; or, when they are in toe
toe; or; when they are past heelng;
or, when they are no longer on
their last legs.
She used to keep bits of broken
china and crockery piled up in .
convenient corner of the closet,
and when asked her reason for
preserving such domestic lumber,
she shot q lurid glance at her hus-
band, and merely remarked: tsHe
knows what them's for s
Said colored Georgia preacher:
ssDar's Robin and stealth all
around. Oars de Beecher bust
ness, de Woodruff business, Sum
ner is dead, tornadoes come whoop.
in around, de Freedman's Bank
has busted, and it pears as If de
end was nigh, mighty clus at
hand"
sIt is not our FAULT" says Mil-
waukee editor; ':that we are red
headed and small, and the next
time that one of those overgrown
rural ROSTERS IN asban room reach
es down for our head and suggests
that some fellow has lost q rose
bud out Of his button>hole, there
will be trouble"
esWhat's this crowd around here
for9' demanded q policeman the
other night as he came upon doz-
en- boys grouped near the gate of
the house on Second street. keep
STILL replied one of the lads,
"there comes old John, tight as a
brick, and we're waiting here to
see his wife pop him with the rolf
ing pin as he opens the front door.
Enterprise Courier.
A woman entered a crowded
street car the other day, and for a
moment or two no one offered her
q seat. Then q fat man, affected
with the asthma, beckoned to her
a,nI nosd. SGNfada.,n .,loaa &alxo-