The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-09-23
PENNSYLVANIA DEITyH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY scHNITzLER.

lch hob my neie huBsa aw H'hOt wO dc
Fanny mer g'maucht hut, un my ruck
hut se uf g'fixd nit neie k nep, I'm hui
n ufgebrush'd Os ar 30 goot gegOrkt hut
on we n nier, un NIT anes fun denna pa
per collars aw, un de shoe shae geblack'd
i'm nit meiner patent lever watch i'm
sock, hob ich SON Gooter appearance
g'maucht os de Bevvy g'sawt hut ich
cook wen, mon fun reshpeitability-we'n
raler honester un Independence demo
krawtisher gentlemen. Un Itch muss con.
fessa os ich aw decidedly goot g'feeld hob
init goots g'wissa, I'm NIT sounder
fershtond. De Fanny hut aw era besh-
ter rig aw g'hot-era brown seidner fr0Ck
un der bonnet wo se siCh kawit hut for Il
pawr yohr tEurriCk-un seller bonnet
kenna dc ladies in der shtadt aw gOr ret
beata.
Aver now, denk amohl draw, de re.
pubicans hen an shtory g'raised os iCh
selly hussa grickt het fun de demokrawta
-Os Sc mich sellerweag g'kawft hetta,
un SON shtory we sell shtand ich net, un
now het ich garn Oh der's contradict in
eer Tzeitung os es net wOhr is. Selly
same neie hussa hob ich fun der Fanny
grickt, un SO hut mer Sc selwer g'mauCht
nit era eagny hend un fees-mit de fees
hutse de na. mashine g'runnd un nit de
hend hut se de onner arwet g'shatit
| Wann Sc denka os sc mich OBJ shrecka
kenna NIT son leeg we sell don sin ye
mistaken. De hussa sin my; de Fanny
hut Sc g'maucht, un de Fanny is my fraw
I'm 80 sin aw betZawlt. According tn
meiner arrangement NIT der Fanny is 81
oily woch entitled tzu an dawler fun
meim ferdeensht, un sell geld hut sc
gated We de tzeita noch goOt waura, ,aweI
now sidder os de republican leaders olles
shtala, un sidder os de Republican banks
sheer alPs geld uf gobbla un sidder de
hond.waerks lett kea accommodation.
kenna hauwa for geld except OH doubled
interessa un nit double security, misss
sc ona du, un dawrum sin de izeita hort
de arwet is rahr, un now we'll ich de
holb tzeit kea arwet hob, un kea fer.
deensht, mus de Fanny fun geld nemms
wO Sc g'safed hut for meer my hussa
shtuft kawla. un sell is exactly whats del
matter NIT de neie hussa. Aver, never
mind. ON lection dawg wella mel
amohl ally hussa account settla. Doh in
Pennsylvania wella mer amohl an cleaI
shweep maucha, un de olty deeb, un be-
treeger, un rooshters un shwindlers era
walking papers gevva.
Un now mind, es SIN alleweil mennel
in de greshty un beshty offices de il
wennicher os tzwea yohr in de Peniten'
tiary game. Es is der hawpt plonk in
demOkrawtsh platform Us enrich lett IN
de offices nj solla, un deeb in de Jail, III
wann sell principle amohl in effect gate
don look out for besery tzeita, un wann''
amohl is we's als war, so los ich arwe
krega con, we in de goOty demoknwtish'
tzeita, don con ich aw du We iCh Sella
mohls gedu hob-der Fanny oily wOcl
an dawler gevva for safa, un my eagny
hussa kawia besides.
Der Danny Shiffer hut mich g'froked
eb ich aw sure bin os de tzeita bessei
waerra wann mer now amohl demo
krawtish vota? lch hob m g'swart sell
vase ich net, aver der weag fUr's GUS fin
ma is es amohl tzu proweera. Ea ding is
sure, un sell is des: So long as mer dt
deeb in de hochy enter II; 'lect, SO long
missa de shattIeit sufera fun horty
tzeita.
Sc sawga uns mer set de party widdel
supporta, for's gOot fun lond. Aver. .wass
der deivel bot 3 goOt fun lond wanr
mer oily dawg armer waert, un ona fer
deenshtP
De Republican leaders sawga dale
| fun de demokrawta wara rebels g'west
un dawrum set mer widder republican
vota. Suppose sell is wohr. Besser i
rebel os II deeb, anyhow. Un init sc
g'shwetz we sell denka sc kenna unsel
anes humbugga. Wass SO hauwa wells
is os meer recht close tzu der party shtiCks
30 os sc de empter enioya kenna un allies
shtala.
Aver der Danny Shiffer hut mich
| e froked for my reason warum os 1cl
| gIawb de tzeita besser waerra wann mel
de demokrawta nj 'leCta, un ich hob N
de reason explained. un now is ar aV
g'satisfed, un vote aw for der Pershinl
un PiOlett.
Der grose Nei Yorricker deeb-si nav
ma is Tweed-is now in der Jail. Ur
der demokrawtish Governor war de-
mon os N nj gedu hut-der Tilden is del
mon dar de rings fersmacht un de deet
exposed un shtrOled, MI sell is de reason
warum os sc seller same Tilden Governor
elect hen.
Doh fergonga hut der Judge PeTshinl
all de Commissioners fun ShOolkill Coun
ty in de Jail g'shickt we'll Sc g'shtola hen
un now wella mer der Pershing ins Gov
ernor emily nj 'lecta, un d'no missa d.
deeb all tEurick shtae' I'm wann de-
| Alt Bill Allenin Ohio aw nj kummt dOnr
sin mer ready for de gross Centennia
election in 1876. Nit selly drei ehlicht
leit-Tilden, Allen un Pershing, in Ne
YorriCk Ohio un Pennsylvania, kenns
mer des ding noch 80 welt bringa dos me-
oil de grossy deeb lose waerra-os SO in
de Penitentiary gea missa odder 9 lonc
ferlussa.
Doh in Pennsylvania sin mer anyhow
net CONS g'satisded. Selly Commissioner
wo Sc in de Jail hen war all right. we'll 81
| 81, 200 gshtola hen. Aver in Washing
| ton is amer in office dar in anne yohr man
ner os fuftsich daussend dawler g'shtOlf
hut, uf der same weag. Forram yohr hu
BtllcT RObS w hollhBboh uVOp Az ohAO OH
gle item $4,500 g'Shtola-ar hut $1,000
gcharged for "flep in der contingen
expenses fun weisa house, un es Ii
gproolt os 81 entire expense for coala III
Welskorn krutza wennicher is os $500
un der difference is uf course g'shtola
I'm now bin ich derfore Os mer g n
President Grants maucht exactly we d.
Shoolkill County Commissioners. WanI
es g'shtola is $25,0OO chaIga form public
gebei in Shoolkill county, os yusht $lS,
600 gekusht hut, don is es aw gshtoli
wann der President Grant $5,0O0a yoh
charged for "fuel" os N net maner os $50t
kusht. Der anesich difference is de W.
in Shoolkill County g'shtola hen war;
yusht County Commissioners, un dar w
so feel shtaled in Washington, D. c., i
der President fun der United States. Al
deeb is n deeb, un es is de demokrawti
era principle os mer de deeb in de jai
dut. De republicans game nj for Sc widde
in de enter nj du.
I'm des, is de grose froke os d
ehrliche lett answera misea ON 'lectiol
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