The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-09-30

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fsn q themselves 70 bold anything
slss.
Girls d. "a lie % spoa pretty
arm by vaccination and set they offer
se,hing better.
- When onc hAs seen sqnarer mat
than himself be does pot want 70 meet
q 'fouader
There i nothing particularly
agreeable 10 boarding lion 10 bis den
o. 10 any otter place.
-Uon,cuiment il said 70 BE- better
thAa riches. bot the latter Is good
enough for ye writer
A church At lieanderoga has been
converted into cheese factory The
nit society vii meet there IS usual
II young ladies wish 70 get stout
they shogld sat theiF food slowly
Haste does not make waist 10 such
cases.
A person looking at some skeletons
asked a young doctor present where
he got them, tie replied We raised
them
Az Ohio boy swallowed four OF
1--WE OF the wheels Of an eight day
clock, and be has KEEP, the whole family
running ever since tbs event.
Josh Billings says. You kant &C
koant for sum successes emmy more
than yu kan for sum epidemiks, Tbs
bav no rules Of their own, neither DC
tina obey the laws Of others
An Indiana man said to Bible
agent: I'm a Christian, but Ill bs
blamed u don't have to grit my teeth
when the Ohio river is on level witt
the top Of my corn.
"A lazy fellow falling a distance 0
City feet. aud escaping with only
few scratches. bystauder remarke,
that he was too slow 20 ia,I fast enough
10 hurt himself.
What object 10 you now see ask
ed the doctor The yonng man hesi
tated for few moments, and then re
piled 1t appears like iackass. doc
Tor, but | rather think it is you
shadow.
The Marshall Messenger regret
fully remarks; One by one the oil
pioneera Of our country pass away
But this is not 80 sad as II they wer
10 pass away two by two, or three b.
three.
Noting the present Of silver Gu
10 brother journalist, western ed
tor says. lie ncnds no cup. He cal
drink from any vessel that contain
liquor, whether the neck OF bottle
the mouth Of a pickle jar, the Spite Of
keg or hung Of barrel
What under the sun can be til
cause Of that bell ringing to-day sal
young Sam to his friend, as they 81
preached countFy village If wer
to express my opinion on the subject
returned Isaac, solemnly, should sa
that Il is my deliberate conviction tina
somebody is pulling the rope
1T will hardly be necessary to te
the name Of the facetious party VIII
went into a village dry goods store th
other day aud was observed 10 b
looking sbont when the proprietor r,
marked 10 him that they didn't kee
whiskey. II would save you goo
many steps II y0u did, was the stage
drivers quick reply,
Here il The dinner Of bashfl
young man enjoyed at the picnic Sal
urday, given in the order Of the conl
SEES; A pickle, dish Of ice cream
ham sandwich, rice pudding pickle
onionA. sponge cake, another pickl,
frosted cake, plate Of beans, plum puc
ding, aad glass Of ice waller. Dutin
the night be lost bis hashfulness I
some sxtent
There don't appear to be muc
limit 10 a farm laborcr's hours. A ma
who has been working for a Me-
Canaan farmer, putting Ia thirteen i
sixteen hours day. quit on Saturday
What's the maiier' don't you like IL
place asked the farmer. o. yes.