The Morning herald., 1875-10-25
PERSONAL AND PERTINENT

PERSONAL AND PERTINENT
The item about Wendall Phillips speak
ing of the Venetians using paper money
getting stale. What Philips said wa
that they used gone-dollars.
Said an Arkansas Civil Service Commit
tee to an aspirant for Justice Of the Peace
"What would you do in case of suicide?'
nllake him support de chile"
While they were burying William AL
len, formerly an infationist of Ohio, mar
said, 'Mr. Sexton, if you've got enough
ashes on, down with the dust" '''''
Colonel Brooks, editor of the Washing
ton Repvblimn, whose conversion was sub.
ject Of remark few years ago, has re.
questea Moody and Sankey to goto Wash.
ington. .' 1l..
"This, "::says an enterprising contempo-
ray, is the season when honest woman
alone are engaged in canning" This
is untrue. Boys also are engaged in can
niug-dogS tails. ...""aw o
"Now," said Secretary Chandler, going
into the Interior Department, here is an
item charging the Fort Dick Agency with
two barrels of gin and four leaves of bread.
What's the use Of four loaves Of bread %
An enthusiastic minister is praying for
satan This is good idea for Moody anu
Sankey. Let us by all means convert the
devil, and then we shall have no trouble
with Butler, Carpenter and Logan. They
always follow his example. .
While San Francisco undertaken was
drawing his tape line over the corpse of
Chinese woman he was surprised to sec her
/ roll her eyes up at him. The surround
| ng friends showed no surprise, but simply
PAID, "She be deadee by twelve o'clock"
Buckles theory of crime will be revived
By the similarity Of recent events in the
criminal calender. For two months the
newspapers have been recording vile as
auSa on women. Buckles memoranda
Would read thus Hard times-tramps-|
responsibility outrage. =
ffohlbition," says the Pittsburg Com
'e'eaf must be honest" This is true
nothing is more exasperraatinJg; TIM; thai, tol
q church deacon drink three fingers of
Pple whiskey. with leaf of tansy in It.
be honest, one should leave out the
Al'key Or the tansy. ',.s,.r b,'a .hp |
ills not the intention Of the Dominion
'e'nment to make the appointments of
saenant'Governor and Council for the
vNaTs*t ' until the Spring. Two, or pos.
py three stipendiary magistrates will b.
pointed this fall, and the remainder Of
officials selected at future time,
Won Bulow, Notwithstanding his thin
and eyeglasses, did not have anv
''ol applause prepared for him. But
'su s'. Ae said, II love Beethoven, Mozart,
vp'n and Liszt; but give me every Sun.
morning my brown bread and BEANS"
"''u rose and said, 'There is a man
can interpret the masters"
,d., /. N0man correspondent of the Tnde.
ts' t'lee @ Beige write that Father Curci.
y. nv ~ olaer Of Jesu its, has sent to the
on;a .ae proof sheets of new work de. 4
Ir"s rt, ,Ae thesis that the Roman Catho-
tau'sh t,i''" should never seek an immedi.
on 4nph' u but endeavor to obtain exal.
bs, l0ugh ~ suffering and persecution.
,,,;s' su'cl criticises severely the policy
,s,.'Is .se Regal party arrived in Otta.
u3y T1a and met with warm recep- .
;, A"e citizens turned cut en- masss
y the train approached chsersd ID ll,.ti. lusti.
n. guard of honor from the Foot.
b,t ,s' were present g we'll As the band
klf klftsl"ent. Mayor Featherstone, on =
ke1os. 'ne citizens, presented an address
bded e' ;' 70 which His, Exeellsnsy re.
a Dnssv.a a. warm terms. His Excellency
Ay, '''" resumed government yes.