Middletown transcript., 1875-11-27
Uarieties.

cisco all the year round
The Japanese translation Of '.tol
pedo" is underwater buster" N e
1t is estimated there are 5000. 90
sheep on the coast of California.
The boy who was kicked out Of tim
by gun said he fred and fell back !
good order.
The Russian harvest has failed
That of Great Britain is short. Ths
Of the United States is large.
An agricultural curiosity ct Jerse
county fair, Illinois. is an ear Of cor
with thirty rows on it.
A man in New York says that h
sees nothing new in the way of fashions
His wife's dresses we're always 'pull
backs" to him.
An Ohio boy swallowed four or 6v'
Of the wheels Of an eight-day clock, ant
be has kept the whole family running
ever since the event
It was not exactly bank failure il
San Francisco the other day. 1t wa
the collapse Of an inflated gambling
house.
Shakespeare said, "There's tide II
the affairs Of men," but it appears to b'
pretty much all tied back in the affair.
of women.
There is nothing that people bear
more impatiently, or forgive less than
contempt; and an injury is much soon
er forgotten than an insult.
The following legend is inscribed on
the front Of a butcher shop in an in
land town Of Pennsylvania; "Kash
pade for littel halves nut mourn two
daze old"
When q man has business that
doesn't pay, he usually begins to look
around for partner to share his losses
with him.
A lady, who gazed approvingly at the
nearly finished dome of the new Court
house, remarked to friend: "Wo t
it be splendid when they get new JUS
tice Of the peace up there?"
The manufacture of peanut oil is be-
coming an important industry at the
South. 1t was first made as a substi-
tute for olive oil during the war.
A noble Omaha mastiff has saved the
lives Of three children within a month
past, and bitten fourteen men who cal
led to sell patent clothes-bar.
This is the way it goes. Miss Clara
Rose, Of PhiIadelphia, had 81, 900 ex-
pended on her Latin, French, and Ger.
man education, and then married a man
who has to buy his butter half pound
1t time
A husband in Massachusetts, cant
make p-his mind on the currency ques-
ion, and SO he refuses to allow his
wife any pin-money until decision can
,e arrived at.
The city court of Louisville, KY, re-
emily decided that newspaper men have
right to carry deadly weapons. if
eemed necessary for self. defense, while
d the discharge of journalistic duties.
Colonel Baker pays the following
ums for his famous railway ride in
,ngland: Value of commission, Co.
90; fine, $500; of prosecution, 91,-
90, and Of defence, FL 900.
Of all the vices avarice is the most
enerally detested +; it is the effect Of an
vidity common to all men it is be-
luse they hate those from whom they
zpect nothing. The greedy misers
Ill at sordid misers. .''
The three wonders of the world at
resent, says an exchange, are: How
ut accumulates in vest pockets, where
ms 60 to. and why man when he
mes out Of q saloon looks one way
I'd goes the other.
There are some con6dine people left
Troy. An apple woman in that city
i'll trust an alderman over Sunday for
ty five cents worth of fruit, but it
ay be added that she's around mighty
rly Monday morning.
II lived with him nineteen years."
Us an Indiana applicant f,r divorce,
and all the clothes be ever bought me
IS bunch of hair pins and tooth
ush." You can see by this what
I'd time she had to keep we'll dressed.
A Somerset young woman, seventy
yht years Of age, became tired Of life
e other day and hung herself to a
d-post with a corset. We always
ought corsets were uuhealthy-espe-
lily when worn about the neck
Parson Brownlow advises the young
IN of Tennessee to 60 to work. and
nsequently many ofthem who former
spent fifteen minutes a day before
sir looking-glasses now spend at
'st three-quarters Of an hour
Noting the present of silver cup $
a brother journalist. Western edi-
saws: "He needs no CUP. He can