The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1875-04-03

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IT is currently reported in San Fran
cisco and in Western Nevada, that His
Excellency, Governor Bradley, will short
" enter the matrimonial state. The lady
mentioned in this connection is the wild
ow of q wealthy Californian, who desired
to hand his name down to posterity as a
great philanshropist but his charitable
intentions were frustrated by the widow,
who then appealed to the courts, which set
aside the will.-ReUeMe.
FORBES thinks that Mary couldn't have
had a little lamb. How will be reconcile
these touching lines with his theory
"Mary had a little lamb,
She put it on the shelf,
Its little tail went wiggle waggle,
You know the rest yourself"
AN adroit thief, who distracted an os-
tentatiously displayed check for q thous-
and dollars from the gifts at a wedding
the other day, only to find that the old
mans balance in the bank was four dol
lars and fifty cents, thinks there is no
chance for honest industry in this city.
III I was a horse now," unused q big
boy as he struggled up Griswold street
yesterday. "I'd be stabbed, rubbed down.
and fed but I'm a boy, and I've got to
go home, clean off snow, bring in wood,
tote water, and rock the burned old baby
for an hour or two"
LADY BURDETT-CoUTTs c~ertifies that of
her w personal knowledge one Partisan
milllner uses 40, 900 humming-b birds every
season. and predicts that at this rate the
species will soon become extinct. She
wants a society for the protection of hum
ming-birds.
In the shooting match at Alameda on
the Goth, between the teams Of the Vir-
ginia Emmets and the Sumner Guard of
San Francisco, the latter won by three
points. The shooting was good, and
under the old rules the Emmets won.
A. I. STEWART once paid $40, 900 for a
painting forty feet long. and ever since
then he makes it a practice every night
and morning of sayingto himself :"Stew-
art you are the biggest jackass in Amer
ica.'
The Virginia City Enterprise advises
miners and laboring men not tt come to
the Comstock range seeking work, as
there are twice as many men there now
as can find employment.
EXPRESS OFFICE AT TYBo.-Tybo is
growing in Importance SO rapidly that
Wells, Fargo a. Co. have established an
express Office there. w. F. Mills has
been appointed agent.
ROOSTER alterations amuse the ladies
of some of the Eastern seminaries. It is
gratifying to the parents of those young
ladies to know that they are not engaged
in any worse business.
A DANBURY man being asked to contri-
butte to the fund for Kansas. said that
with a hard winter like this and strawber-
RES at $12 a quart, he did not feel like
giving anything.
The recent strike in the Vallejo mine.
Little Cottonwood, places it among the
richest mines in Utah. Mining experts
put its valuation at 81, 900, 900.
THE annual report of the public schools
OF Iowa is very cheering, the average at
tendance of 1874 exceeding that Of the
previous year by %, 947.
THERE are q great MANY persons on
Puget Sound, Washington Territory, pre-
pairing to 60 to the Cassiar mines this
SpIluS.
HE Irish Societies Of Eastern cities
are preparing to give public exhibition of
their esteem for John Mitchell, and their
sorrow at his death.
One hundred converts were baptised
p joined the Mormon Church at st.
George, Utah, on Friday last.
The Millerites now keep the day on
which they are "going up a profound
secret.
HERE IS serious trouble between the
Ohio.
len thousand people attended the flu
neral Of John Mitchell.
aENERAL Crook and his staff have left Pres
COW, ARIZONA. to assume M of the De-
partment of the Platte.