The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-04-10
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come to drop his with us.
Many OF our sportsmcn have had iishcrman's
luck this week.
'Shngle weddings are coming rapidly in
STYLE now, it is said This novel wedding takes
place when the first born is old enough to
spank.
Several stores have laid in large stocks Of
striped hose They will be offered for sale as
soon as the street crossings get muddy.
The cheapest way in the world to make enc
mics Is to 90 into a crowded barber shop on
Saturday night, and get your hair cut
A postal card was recently picked up ON su-
perior street, on which was written this solemn
appeal: Deer Molly for the loy of god send me
a pare OF pants
VIII some Of our pious friends please tell US
the moral difference between the thcaricals of
school exhibitions, which they approve, and the
thcatrcals of the West side Ministries, which
they deem so wicked
Strange what difference some folks see
'TwiXt twccdlc DUN and twccdlc dee.
Bad news for the girls, chawin.waX' i. get
ting dcarcr.
AS We 90 to press the members Of the Metro
poltan Club Of Ottawa are having their annual
hop at the Clifton Hotel
The above original item appears in the Pee
Wee Of Thursday, and is all correct except that
the ball was not held at the Clifton Hotel, and
that it was a calico carnival Go up head, blon-
die.
Paul ltion Is rc-modeling the wet. grocery de.
partmcnt Of his establishment.
Miss. \, Guntam is said to he sure death on
bugs. Persons who are troubled with insects
should make note Of this.
Brackcrty has by bread ticket
'W.o.le,u is how the Pee Ncc spells it.. Cor.
rect, blonde, go up head.
The grey fawn was cclipscd by lavender Kids
at the calico hop.
MY dear Jimmy, the breath Just left mc when
saw YOU start for the lumber yard
Qucry-Whcrc did O'Donnen sleep on We'd
ncsday evening. Echo answers hung, up on a
nail
II is time to call after you are invited
Why didn't the official Rcpr5tcoD publish tho
printing ordinance? Echo answers, everybody.
acknowledgement has snort morn grey
hound for sale or to give away.
\ very blonde Nibsie should De more discreet
when he dons female habjliments, Low ucckcd
what is it| are not very becoming when young
ladies are just pceking through the blinds
George W Dunayaa was elected constable and
MOAB Trumbo pound master in Dayton town
ship on Tuesday, The official honors were won
Ivy hard clectionecring Tally one for Dayton.
O'Donnell, of Joliet, didn't bring his girl down
10 the hop Her time won't be out in the peni-
lentiary until the Goth.
Welch, of Joliet, stopped at Morris to do a lit
tie handkerchief Irritation and got left. The
Joliet papers will please mot publish this as
Wclch is modest and don't want any body TO
know that his girl here was fooled when she
didu't meet him ut the train with hack
The young lady who has the red calico neck.
tie mustn't think that Jim Me sent It.
Lou stahl aud Dennis Csyanaugh passed
through the city on Thursday, having left Joliet
that morning. They were spiritually inclined
and en- route Tor Punch cm-out
' The original scavcnger OF the Pee We has 9
congenial spirit on the Danyillc Ncr,, Who, IN
his issue of March 3lst says;
: There is growing an unusual interest in the
! city election, which Is TO come oil on 1ucsda,
The 10Th OF this month