The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1875-10-06
Variety.

A matter of Course.-A horse race.
vo-t e ari--A fashionable lady.
sanitary tiu.bsr.-Ths Board Of Health.
-as hast way % double foek Of sheep is to fold
taen-
-ssssui is Ike rromissory nOte-nhiured by
El-Hr dev-
Ebas tht sidewalks we're covered with ice, every
rulurs boasE became slippers.
EaEinr fsrehi-te1s can never be honestly conduct
ed j. mus always be foul play.
a sao-uzrH el-isiiHa.-A baker. Who. when his
5au-ueyurn rtslls the sour. gives him the sack.
Irvss an cursed With an isatiabls HpPe ti,,, buy
a urlril vest 50 shat you always keep check on
y0ur stuuHrs.
Tss Boston Rss, advises virioria to make Paul
Brvuaor EHiEat Of the Bath, as be can't be a
F-iuse q Whsles.
B-ia.h GrlHiHss They have perverted the
lssts-4 ol % NOsay and SGnkey' into " Many sad
Gaufeys-o.-
"a 5rrstiar shan. ,.~--cOot-"N Nov. I'm lstvin' q
rer. u1'u nay A. veil tell yer as the key o the
tis t7cbeu deer SIS youT stOrerOOu y
Fusaiuuabie rlerymen have commenced their hack
frr -uurh Is Erti-ipatio1 Of being sent Europe
sti. rsunsr f1r he benefit Of their healthy y.
Ezu-a-
Ata spsu5ar match in Canada. n. A., a few
rrszsurs sro. Beseau E1skisl Land. eighty three
-szu cid. SPELLED down al the young folks and
taai he frt Trire-
..- -. - r.-. -. A. L.,
ra-.s- sayt at Is only tvensy-ODe ysHrs since
ts fra hoes rrs s-Ooisd in BurlingtOu. and now 1t
--1.1infs % 80 IL hsbitEats.-
-nHGsu. ry Faibsr.' said belle to her con-
ssssur. 80 lister to men vbo say Hm handsOmes''
oe-taiuly. ny obld.' rsiurned the able, you
ourhs urrer 10 encourage untruth.'
yor De-. ~ aaR about your business uaairs.''
SD shE-T oo1Beo.ieui rrl to young fellow amer
D. had r-uross5 nE-risre to her IN long address
fu-s ri.t expressions q passionate love
Tts rurund-uu is respectfully submitted to the
hes, F-s,r-- L Sio-S-z spells 81. and eye spells
ard s--rl ed spells siss. Why doesn't s-i-O-uIe-
--sri-rt-s-d r7sll suicide = Worcester Pres.
7s.s -u.l ,5s in abs astsr Who. uhIs playing
Eau.so- i1 NJ. Nov1tff 4" yuIist.' vh spered to
ar ir ths toHt sseBs that they uere putting Up
an t-sIiuf ir sht ris Themselves from the
tu--z or tht ralie-y.H
m bsys r-iaEeE he girls in a spelling match at
l,-s-iss-ss Thu .r-eeueui tha; the words
tuulE b. seisaiss from The city newspapers Of the
-r artht uurtzh and ths boys secured the publica-
.-rura . ssiousis, s-sisis fan q unfamiliar terms.
.Eor. NJ sea" s1id Brooklyn father to bis
.-ruar-aiss- tzks shis castor oil. cut you 60
-5-art ths riudov.- - BoO-boO-boo.'' said the |
-ls usr. rns- zrrlyiur ths point OF the spoon for
a=7u--- tr hil girs . Hse1n'ttske il, papa Fo' /
zs CO. 5t virae- =
E-s -u-t svisshssr -os disrusted at the Brooklyn ]
aisr- and v-u,s ar a-ticls for the papers warning
l .5ss srsns, he dangers of osculHiiOu- - Kate"
a 80 Nru vu-h 6-zFhic rsples afle- this savage /
Er.siar Mr. svissheln's lester is ruOugh for me.
car u-ie-v1urf jus, vhsi dreaaful old person she
uuz b. STE se4-s s-ovse-s. an told. besides that
--s-uss-uu1 ru-usut- the chcEiiOou-' II was
u-ur ruul6 ne nu-s hiss Fsch woman thar would 4
ASA ratr urtus-s shat had been len ever night
IA s-ur b.-t- Kissiur vhen done innOeently
g. -ruos-t .s Etr.ubs-riss and cream, and
SRA In svisshsiz epsid oaly gror yOuug and
---- and s.tr oE her trv~rcrz and dress like
C.-ss-r ~ voulE ssou chsnrs hsr mind abOut
tius-r Hsr l,--s- is he szpressiou of erOss cid
v-aa1 e s-riou1 Ei-s, and she ouEh; 70 be sshHned
81 tr-RE-
us-h- e ne s.lu-ed zhurrh rHs. the ether 4
rrs-iur re-vsni4r earnestly Win su uequaintanee,
as s--larr q hsvt HIN ehHnEe int better paths.
b1 -ts E-suuE sd shai be TOO aftsn tempted to
rs-a1 Am % hscozt chris.iru. "WhEt's yer /
tu-us- "a - sszi rossup ssd stand teuptHtiOn p
e--iaaass fss ruus zHa- - ras that way myself
uuu1 Eirhf IN diE yr-r tsvu had chance to steal
rs'- dr tsats--irttv uius uoss, too Nobody |
t--r- ut. and rcarheS oEt ny hand and the 1
adaz s.ii -.fs en- Den good sperit whispered |
t- ne fr lss cen bousf nisBs-" "Au' you didn't
it en- p q" ssot par oF cheap shoes Of dc shelf !
a ~ sen bos.f t,out p