The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1875-04-16

cent ones before he happens on to the
guilty. or course nobody wants the,
devilish boys fatally Killed. but they
ought to be taught better conduct in
some way. farli eae el5r.
IirWe will give a handsome chrome
as premium to the person who VIII
tell us how to raise a New IToundland
dog and keep out of bankruptcy. We
won't stand any jokes this PROPOSE
tion, however, such as advising Us to
raise him with blast of giant POWDER
or by rope neck-tte Or amy Of those
stale suggestions. This isbecoming
to us a matter of too much seriousness
TO be treated with hilarious lcvlty; s.si' S.si
s. ~. i~.t--,i -1--4---- le tltri;l ilsa,i ea,i
y K HALsEY sG0ssIPstA asga,
sAwell known vender Of patent med
icines carried his jimsom blossom all
the way through the wind to Peoria, to
get the old follSs' consent to splice, But
alas! this case of true love, like many
others, only met the old folksld disap-
proval, and the parties retraced their
steps to await a favorable current to
consummate their VOWS Of love. A'-'''
"Old Hundred'l is the latest tune
that the fantastic toe has beenltiptoed
to in Halsey. altG3#ur4iiA cgiii Va =
The first dividend declared by the
Home Manufacturing, Co., is % per
cent. i.oa 6-,a rooa ai s.siisV
Changers store taking everything by
storm ,'!GaIEil, SCRIBBLE1R. .
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TIE SPRING TIME has arroyo, Gentle
Annie, and the merry voices of the
blue-bird, of the festive bull-toad and
Of the juvenile porcine quadruped is
heard in the land; the agriculturally
inclined granger is fiercely chasing the
plow oyer the virgin soil and the gar
den see man is in. the midst ofa rich
harvest. And, yet amid all these con
vulsions of nature, a still small voice
Is whispering through the trees in the
evening twilight and waiting across
themeadows at rosy morn the triumph
ant truth, that the DEMOCRAT will
continue to be published to each and
every one at the insignifcantly small
price of three dollars a year, without
regard to saint or sinner, sex, age OF
previous condition of servitude. ai's.' ,
i sif.s ,-------l. ----l-4- NJ Va aNa si.ii 'if
THIS ought to please our straight
Jacket anti-music-in-church friends
/ A younker who last summer attended
a circus for the first time, on the Sun
day following was taken by his grand
mother to church He gazed aroun(
Iinsome wonderment for few moments
When the organist began to play HI
turned to his grandmother and said il
Il whisper: "Grandma, " i'll there be
circus, so l can see the lion?' Why
Ino,. Eddie, this is church.n "Well,'
1 replied the little man, "it'scircus musi'
anyway"
Il MEssRs. WILLERT 4 BUSCH, car
riage and wagon makers of THIS city
have new ad. in to-day's paper, Il
{. which we direct the attention of'iafm
ers and others desiring anything y
their lines They.hat an exhibition a
the Fair last fall some specimens o
q work which were universally admire'
as the best and handsomeSt workman
ship ever exeeutedin Oregon, anlthe.
are all able to do Just such work al
the time. ,..,....,l.s3,,, 4,s /,
COOP NEWS FOB -EpERYBoRy.7-N
Baum returned last Saturday from
San francisco With the largest stool
Of goods ever brought to this city, th
selections madeis the latest styles Il
ladies, dress and fancy goods viii gree
any home in the city, also the ilates
cuts and styles III gents clothing an
furnishing goods as wellasa fun stool
4 of general merchandise, well selecte,
and good assortment Whieli-he In
tends to sell according to the times
asIow as any house in the city.
lsulten Rj l=4t-,t44- - 4 y 49, tt
sdA CONTRAST. While we were roast
ing and sweating and creeping abou
trying to find a shady spot, ot,1astrGesday
4 aDd1tbe thermometer stood at s6e II
Fthe shade, the telegraph tells US that
lblihdlng snow storm was raging y
The Middle ana lEastefn states, shbi
fallingto tho depth of nearly iai foot
No wonder the people of that God-for
saken country are looking, ,wistfnllI
towards our Eden.iike Oregon.
tarH ,ttft4s..y VT. = = easaafsazo SE-G ygIE
n SERVED EN- RIGHT, "A rural rooste
who came To town last Monday, wa
imposed on by q eodple gof town hood
lums, until lie appiied9ithe toeaofi hi
No. eleven to the posterior Of one {
them with. such, violence, ,as'to props
him nearly across thestfeet; ana the
,, both of those smart town chaps Wake
toff~on their starboard eaTCconcIudin
THAT they had most Woiuily misapplle
their playful tricks to an erroneol
$ objeetSs
NEW MACHINE SHOP. n Messrs Me
y rill & Putnam have established, on IL
4 IFcornenrof Second and Washlngtc
streets 4 new machine shop, where iro
: tand wood work Of all kinds will
4 done on shortest notice and In the mo
1 sdllfdI manneI Farmersa viii dr
: this a .convenient place at which
e have their neapers, mowers and thresl
ers repaired on shortest notice. Ref
: their ad. elsewhere.
: FoRTHE LADIES ---Mrs. Hnddon,la
Of Abba, Iowa, has opened an elegal
= millinery and dressmaking establis
ment III Halsey, and filings her bann
/. 10 the breeze through this weeks DEL
2 OCRAT. Mrs. II. Is lady Of fare tas
\ and skill with the needle, and cam