, 1875-07-24


o!ta Of ths cochlnuAt lhteet. IT thia woro fonhd
In Ch'eAEU. thny wuuIl call It : Ksely motor,
from fta dyonarnfc properties.
Lttih Pignocelli. u AhcunA, asAd IL, Ia max.
Ing haA!J preparations to wsIoons tho four
teenth addition to llsr family. 1is. third hus.
band Ia delighted 1t tho prospect. u.
8. q, lsuaknaii. ex-Tresilont Of tlls Yato Navy.
says Yato tnalo twenty seconds bostor practice
l'mo thsn Cornoll'a racing timo. lIo Gala defeat
an 1'nlucty combination Of circumstances"
II tlore In Eamo-law prohibiting The asugh-
tar Of Wild ducks boforo Aug. II, thore certainly
should bo penalty for zotning the young shAd
with which Col. Bowen has atocktd sho Calumet
Nivsr.
Tho Ba,tan Of Zanzibar 1as SAID sortethtng
like tokcilhg. When shoHn tile wonJsrs Of
birmingham. t.o said thu city WAS rightly named,
Tho Arabic word bfrminham meant q = we'll Of
thsm."
Tho Wnnebsgo Indians ars Incoming rapidly
Civilized. Ono Of thom killed his squaw tLo
other day, out Of Icalousy, and then committed
suicide. a whito man could not haYs doue
lottor.
Tho banana zouo Of tho Nortcrn Pacific has
produced An Iron mountain 4 milch long. Tho
ahtltorinS hatlves ara tbo lndulent 70 work II
uhb tho vcgssauon preserves i.s aropcAi luz
usnnce.
John Jacob AAtor has becn dcc1hretl b lunatio
and paupor, and ssnt to Tho Aln,hilouse ia
Maryland. That Ia IN untt psutnI ,iis-A4tor.-
I}oddon Post- This cannot H. tho original AGsor.
6omo miserable Astoroid, probably.
Al we hayo habit Of copying English cus.
toms. oouldnta rit1o match 10 arranged between
The two HousoH Of Con4toBa ~ Craedmoor?
-Bosto1s Post. Unnecessary. They've docreed
more rubbish than Ia necessary alrcadJ.
A sister Of ex-Gov. Aenter, Of Tonueasoo, ~.
pArently died, and was about to bo buried, whou
Bho rotnrued TO LILO. When asked to describe
her sensAtions, Bho said pllo had beon With her
father, long dosl ali tho tirs mud repeated con-
vefBat{ons nllo had had With him.
The Now York T,Itfu4e sayg: "Tha ocean
penuy-pos!ago iatoy adopted was agitated thirty
years ago by tho IIoo. Eiihu Uutritt. Mr. bur-
tilt received fcw luys since postal card from
m old friend IN London oongratnlating him on
the successful Inauguration OF lis idoa-"
Neal Dow says, "Wlen tho law nlakos rum
selling capital ofTonae, II will coase." So will
murder. according to Mr.. Dow, and 20 will all
otetnity, II III. Dow would turn hin attention
to opium eating, which Ia An enormous and pro-
vAing vios among the teetotal people. not Of
Maine only, but Of NIL Ne~ England. tho lunatio
Heyluns would hare moro room for applicants.
A stranger At a Cedar Rapids camp-mceling
prayed With truo inBplration. Clergyman cried,
Amen, Ama1a tbs Lord have snetoy On us -----.
QAtoh him, catch him. he's the thrco-catd- monte
man who got my iBSt months salary" This din
3ointoa p1aycr ~aa answered III part by tho
brotlren, WHO Hrrcstod tho stranger. Tho clsr-
gymau VIA right. ne was slrse-eArd- monte
man.
"Ncsvs, " ehonghtfnlly says President White,
OF Cornell ''has much to do with Auccess I
shall be at tho noxt regatta. my frionls, and co-
tribute my nfglt." Thereupon siy student In
qutrss, '41fow do you spell Il, pArd 2" and the
President reuaarks with much hastp, 81 spell II
n.e-r-y-s, sirl What have you to say about 1t,
hey7' But tho congregation rush in aud psaoe
ia preserved.
Tho gt. Louis Republican thlnks tho crltics
SHOULD not 40 for Tounyson's milk-maid aong ia
"Qupen Mary" considering tho provocasion to
wits like this:
BhRtns upon ybn. Jimmy,
. aAame upon You nowl
Thus to mcanly tickle MO
EecdluR tho BOW
:. Don't you do no again!
O1cl thets you 20 again!
Let mo Aont, now, isodlnR tbs kox,
Matt HoGd. ,uhosc nams became 10 famous In
tho late political contoxt in Now Hampshire, uaa
the recipient, foH days ago. Of barrpl Of lour
from Manchester, N. H., addressed ut one end
to " Gen. Matt Head" OH tho other end to " Ma
thaniel Head.". The hatrol Of lour WAS returned
to Manchester, tho way~bi1 being indoraod az
follows by tho station Igont At Mookactt, 11r.
Heads reaidouce ''fhcto Is no auch porson III
Nathaniel >1Ieal to be found In HeoEsbst, aud
aen. Matt lisAd refuses 70 pay for one end OF =
barrel Of lour. ua w4nsa 4 whole harrel or
none."
HOTEL AnnEyALs.
fremont Houst-fiorab r. faiI, Baltimore George
atss s.safes FIJI 8 S7s hS I'll .s..nb sS.f a1i9n NIL
3. DiocE, 4: 5. diIson. Meibonrnc. XuatralI. tha
IT, aa:a ':e T. ayEss
choster r; j. J. oo.sle. Ntgaupes. ic: q. 7. Han.
ss 6asa I fs.aP sssas oss ssai Co., L. T.
F1.hsr, Cinetanali / ]. 4. swan. Columbus: q. v.
W!ison Nsw xo5R; l. T. nel.na saa franasso "
nub!ia, Ireland: Den. r. T. Flint. q. i. ~;
.,,aEan Il asElsn'ey Tsap,ss pr George T. Ess.ns
nsld: !. U ,ise4slsl.y. lsest lsia,.,s john
sss x. IL y ta:sl S:sl 5esfs9a' Ee ss5 l. L. fsss Fl s
New oseans; IL D. Hunter Louisv!lls: A. BENJAMIN,
Msw . oIle4aa; r.; 3: Mns. s.n 'oss, csl; fa,ntr
" 6arses' Isssssscsth; KIM; Leoasrd T. osi..:
ehuts NsS ss0T To.f aSf isa N:x Sew Se.ro
onsids; cbsrss doo,osn Phitdesrh!s; II. B. c.ss..
weu, milwaukee,; .. L. stsphsns' oa'Aaa,
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>" CURRENT opm1uN.
| Northero ie no help for Mr.. Thurman he has
qpailed In the hour of tsiAl, sunk the statesman
iu tllp subaeryient politician, and hlA polt1Ait