Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1875-05-03

says he didn't Which ofthsu "Li1e %
Here Is a Pennsylvania eonundrun:
Does the Lord love uzn Who spends
At 4 church festival the money he owes
bis washW0nan 2"
As marrying ! second wife While the
first Cne Is alive Is termed bigauy. It
has been decided to call uarrTInz three
or more. Brighany.
When Detroitsr was asked the 9th
sr day BY = traveller If he had ever been
II Brooklyn. BE fastened 20 reply. DO
I look Ike one of that sort of men.
sir?
What tine Is its7 asked oae pas
ssngsr Ct another in Detroit depot the
ether day Zen minutes 70 Ezit.- was
the answer. as the uz7 l0sked ID at the
timetable
The massacre Cf Christians bF Turks
n B01m1uia his excited the BILE Of the
Christian dIPloultss az C01startiucple.
and they are pulling The tzrbaa Of the
Grand Turk as forcibly Is 6iplouatic
routine allows
Several passengers On the lcws- Mis-
sIsslppi were attracted by TIE aliigators
baskIng IN the sunshine Are they
anphIbisus. Captain - asked lsoksr
I On- -Auphibigus. thun5srf' answer
the enthusiastic OS5cer, --theyu ear !
beg IN : ninzte-
A nan down East" returned his
Newspaper 20 the priuting-05ce. with
--Jaekass written Sa the margin. an
/ n the next Issue the editor stated the
f1ct. and wound ID the paragraph by
asking viii o1r indignant subserib-
e. please 70 lsS Us know at zhas sable
/ be nay Be fsund .
/ A sirr1s VITA eighty horses was ar.
rested while crossing the fruutier frou
Germany into France i few days ago
+ The proprietor Of the concern tslsgrzph-
ed 60 Bismarck that as horses we're f.
the exclusive Use 0f women % stand ID
en- and cut p. and be vas told to PAS
cn-
"A NeFa13 woman recently kn0ckel
down seven burglars. 0ue after a1Gther
Her husband Watched her fruu the t0E
q the stairs. and felt % briufuI Of BAT
tie that he eozldn't eooI o= until he had
jerksd his sight-ysar old BOY cut of bee
ard .-Ehaledv hTu soqndly f5r not get
ting I'd and helping Is nashsr-
What a uzisauce - excIafuei gen
tlsuan AZ : coaeert- as y0zng f1p Il
fr0ut gf hin kept taIkIng IN 4 loud v0i-r
20 \ lady az his si3e- Did Euu refer {
ne slr - thrsatsnInZly Demanded II
fsp- Oh 1o nSan the uusiciau
p there. Eh0 keep ID such 4 n0Ise Wit
their instruments that I eza't hear Eoz
eouvs-satiou-7 was the singing reply
There Is / story CT ! certain Bossul
Doctor 0f Divinity, whose name the
spell with a P A mza of the san
nzue 5iel- ard i EsaIous newspaper f.
l0E- seeing the death in tie paper an
thinking vuly Ct Dr. P. ErUes = nos
enthusiasts culinary A Ezg net Di
P the usx- 6zy- -Wh1t- are yoc uc
dead = he said well, then. 70
ought 70 BE- No nan can ever I've Z
20 that obituary.
The present rzgs fsr speIIIag-sehaol
rsTIvss Al a1ee5Gte of Gez- Seots- Z
had drawn ID the rouzh draft of A q
der n vhieh the word -xzzsu oeeu
red The gzzerzI inserted Gce .-gp to
many. and his clerk O. Gise1Fsring i
tlnl1ly asked CT Eh1- 11zhGrI-y
spelled -Ezg1a" with swo -gs" -
the zz-h0rity sf Liezz Gez- Scott, eou
: nandiBg the armies of the Uulred state
sir thzaa3ersd the pompoGs olG gzs
/, sraL The clerk. at least. thocghs L
r z1rhorIty sz1eient-
; A Prussian przfsct N the prvTIncr
0f Aisaee and Lorrzine vas visiting L
6I5srent localities ever Ehieh he "a
azrh0rI-F- On passing th-s1gh sna
village n LsrrzIne- he asked the q
priest 60 shoE hin ever he church II
. sspied ! SILVER zt n 4 ezse over 4
, high altar He nzelIatslE ' asked VI
L meant The good Eraer rspIled Il
zz1y yeazs ags the EsIIzgz lad 5e,
; GEerTun E1zh rzts. aud - ! l1st resa
the People elabbef t0eether asd sEsr
arzs n salsd silver. HEs-sze. 70 {
Frgn. sinee Ehea tine few Vsrn
y had besa seen Do ys1 zezn 70 :
{ that they believe even . rhs GzF th
: an sfsrIzg 0f silver thIax ezn free Z
e country frsl vermis 4 an afz
nae quach the good Erher- N
have grvEa IupIous noE-a-days- hgE
= an persuaded thar If they Did 5eIirs
they Es1lG ere t5Is tine have sEered
silver PrussIzn- hfs-sIze- a. the alear
the FIrgil The Prz6ses bssksd Ia
az the cd ere. turned ca rs heel \
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