The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1875-08-02
KEELY'S MOTOR.
Some Uses 10 which il Can be APP
DlleN.

MIR. htGlN, l hi!ducI pI4.h h4'N"NI''N' 80
said to have invented or discovered cold
vapor capable of eNertinga pressure "i
An enormous number of pounds To the
souare inch. The vapOr Is said to be pro-
duced bv purely mechanical process
rom mir and water, to be absolutely Tree
from taste and smell, and to be something
colder thun Ice. Some Of the uses OF
which this alleged discovery may be APP
piled have been pointed out by the press;
but none OF the writers appear to nave
taken broad and comprehensive view OF
the subject. There Is good deal OF talk
about revolutionizing machinery; II the
motor fultils the expectations of Its friend,
we sec no reason why II should not rcN"-
Iu,iouizc mechanics and merchants and
MI other branches of the human family,
instead of wasting II, sweetness on
wrought iron. 1t j. cooling to the coat
of the stomach, and # II contains no IN
oredirnts more hurttul than alrand water,
n certainly could be taken INTO the sys-
,.D without dclctcrious effects. The ben
eft 10 be derived from such mn addition
M mower to the human frame may be cas-
''l ,'''"7 l,-.r,;, II, c,n1I
Inc case ~ =" ;;..,l.I ,,,4a.
nave enough "L inc apo. I"i ;,, ", Nv,
the SKIN Oh MS ito's " S',I mn w
And then, emulating the example o!
kce.v, be could keep his own secrets, and
issue a challenge to Commodore Nandc--
biIt. Offering to run foot-racc against
M. .wj,test locomotive from New York
TO A!OH|E IL o'a a,'" ",'' % ;n tbn J;.,aIt
was 'onu " d az NH .,oo,nor nm
days WHth He CoI'''Ii'N H'" . 1'.'''''>'
the SOUND. Ana Tue P'NvS'''''' O'.I''
easily arrange with nun - nav t"'
stakes 80 large lhat III 'he event u VIII
nirg, h. could share the Coumuor' iVr-
tune The Nicely MOTOR '"li'p"''! "o"'"'
%; course, back the lont-pS'SenSyI,
The interviewer oil Inc lA'lE pres pre-,
would ma II very u''.I I, a. w. ~ ,,', .,
about inc ho",e' III l"..u . IAN, ~, J.ii,
Oh '"t moor ''''o -, ','C',,,' " Ina.7
Ms yns' ., " s",,", ,,,"nJs Tie Could 90
~ '''v.,,',', rD,f. ~ nf rbprcbes
ABOUT o'G"."S ~ 'oy,, av.rv cInsot
anu ,' Y',,.'. T,dnw what her husbands
',r.ye.rl,,h.. cost, and pry into the mvs.
- -. b-iIL trou,,iaI without the
r.,,n,cst DANGER of blushing. He could
.,,.I.,l;. ~ IN BrnokIyu Heights, and
N-' p,tcbor If she tpouoLt her hu,-
I'll ,,,;,tv. and he could discuss the gen
,,.;s ~ the race with Susan 3. Anthony.
H. Gould NIX the members of the New
York md PENNSYLVANIA Legislatures hoy
much ,bey cot for their votes, and he
rnnlJ rrono9Dd Nil sorts of loose conun-
drums to all manner OF people. BY in
Hstino his trousers, as well AS his cheek,
with yapor. he could resist forty-Jackass
LirLing power, and grow fat on it.
The pugilist who trains himself on this
,.onor viii of course, be able 10 knock his
ario,n,,i.t out of time. The OarSman
wbo inbales il will be cndowncd with
18Th sufficient TO "hump' his boat
.I,-',!77.I, ~. ys,cr at the rate of twenty
''l,' 49,, Lo,r II will revo,utionizc the
,,'r If baseball. A careless series OF
T,,I..,l,,ions based on pure mathematics,
-l.,,,. that the batsman surchargcd with
,t.. - an without the slightest diff
,..l,,. ..o,t ,bn holI and .eyrp-eirhths
MI ~ '.''- ~, r,,t in
Inc NaPor VIII maxi It's '''nI..'' a.. =,
i"r P"'pT, y , no>ion p a,iIars for the
r'""rI o! Two .tn ,u'o oonm,d i' aWbv
do not men 20 To church, Iheah'wer Is
I Ena .I Motor Iini.trr Let the parson
it >, I,.;,I, .horanor givino 70 himself
''' ~ ,,.i,-.,S id .,aom on.
zine. and he could awaken the torpid con-
science OF professional politician, or
bring t"ars to the eyes Of u thrcc-card
monte stool pigeon.
1t Will be good thing for actors
Several of those lancu,d gentlemen who
hold the boards, and who deem it ncon-
,l>tcut with their double-rctined charac-
irrs 10 SpcNh in voice audible To The gal