The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1875-09-16
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Boston wants to borrow million dollars.
Here, Sellers.
No news from Donaldson lately. Isn't it
most time for another bottle?
Invent a sewing machine and you may
die worth Sl3, 100000.
II is all of ten days since the New York
police dubbed any one to death.
Arkansas won't hang six more murderers
at once for some months to come.
Those belligerent St. Louis editors fought
with Colts reyolvers, but neither was un-
horsed.
Times have so degenersted that Frank
fort, KY, has but 12S men who answer to the
call OF colonel"
1t is for Sankey to explain how man can
be a cheerful Christian and yet always be
MOOdy.-N. Y. World.
1t wasn't Gen. Golavatchoff that made
those 10000 Khokand rebels scatter like
sheep. His name was what did it.
1t costs $50 TO slap Cleveland man on the
mouth. That's good deal of money, but
there's also good deal of mouth.
Whatever may be said of the poor over
worked circus horse, it's certain he never
evinces any objection to his matin-hay,
organ, is responsible for those CORY reports
of the Mississippi disturbance. Pass the
salt, please.
Enga gements a. the watering places have
been mighty scarce this season or else the
parties most interested have determined to
keep mum for while.
Turkish tailors are never reproached for
misfits. They have only to cut out two bags,
hitch them together, and the customer has a
hrst-rate pair of pants.
Texas Jack isn't in the theatrical business
any more. One reason for it is because he
is IN Jail so much that he can't take any
leading part In mock tragedies.
Constantinople, we notice, has adopted the
Madrid style of rose-water press dispatches
The latest adviceS represent order as "oom-
pletely restored in Bosnia"
No economical man will steal his thanks
giving turkey now, as the bird would eat up
twice its cost before wanted. All the nights
will be much darker in October.
Tennyson and Joaquin Miller have cot
mad at each other, and Tennysou calls Mil
Ter "the poet of toe rag bag" We might as
well have war with England now as ever.
A Cincinnati barber says he can't make
one towel wipe over twenty customers be-
fore they begin to complain, aud he wants
TO know il this nation is fastidious nation.
Rutland turns out 1900 gravestones per
day, a nd it does seem SIS if George Fraucs
Train could be readily supplied in case he
desired to consult the wishes of the public.
A boy at Easton, while attempting to stop
q rolling barrel of whisky, was knocked
down and had his nose mashed. Whisky
always did have a marked effect on tine
nose.
DIR. Hall says that no person should get
out OF bed as soon as wsking-that is, no
man. He should lie there and speculate
and theorizs while his wife is getting break
fast ready.
You can family imagine the feelings of the
Michigan man who cut out a big piece of
meat from his leg, thinking rsttlesnske
had bitten him, and then found out that it
was bee-sting.
Niagara Falls residents no longer swiudle
travellers who come to see the sights. They
knock 'em down and rob 'em; but then, any
thing for change, as the man said when he
sat down on buzz-saw.
Michigan justice of the peace adjourned
an important case that he might 60 buckle
berrying; but of course you can't expect to
deprive an official Of all the tender memories
connected with private lite.
Ann Eliza, the divorced wife of Brigham
Young, is working out by the week and
waiting for that slimony. Brigham, the old
hyens, says he'll pay 1t when Satan starts q
camp meeting.
Four different times during the present
year has the American eagle been whipped
by roosters, and yet we are told day after
day that We must preserve our reverence
for the bird of liberty.
Thin, emaciated and languid looking men
are beginning to appear on the streets, and
we realize that at last summer is ended and
the watering place tourists are returning
home.-ChicagO Journal.
The Grsphic's cartoon, representing the
CORY Morton trying to ram the outrage
scarecrow down the Maine Yankees throat.
and the Yankees refusal to swallow 1t, Is a
tip top campaign document.
When Georgia planters have to attach
burglar alarms to each separate chicken to
prev eut them from being taken off the roost
at midnight. the poultry must wonder what
In the Oid Harry this country is coming to-
The eensation at Watch Hill, r. l., this
season is remarkable lady swimmer, Miss
Maria r. Audobor, granddaughter of the
great naturalist, who was taught to swim
by her father almost before she could walk.
and who now ventures out to sea far
beyond the most adventurous man In the
place.