The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1875-03-31


EEW ORLEANS, MARCH 81. 1875
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Furrin' parts-A'aska and Hudson Bay.
The latest thing in front door locks Night
keys.
They call Senator Booth "Tne California
Lion"
The spirit Of Noah Webster is visiting the
As tailor, Andy Johnson should give the
Senate fits.
A good word for the ,spellists- Balynock-
smitherin
Time will only hang up his scythe when he
is no mower.
How rapidly the coal in the bin becomes
the coal that hath been
The photograph business improves because
new features are constantly introduced.
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Vacuum spell anything ?-L0,oeN Courier.
western editor in his financial article
says: Money is close, but not close enough
to reach"
Mark Twain has two year old boy weigh
ing one hundred pounds They call him a
broad innocent.
They are having old folks concerts in
Shreveport. The spelling mania is the next
thing due there.
Having the worst whisky of any other city, |
Cincinnati claims the championship for the
finest cemetery in the West.
The girls .ho tend tables at Connecticut |
fairs, and sell kisses at ten cents kiss, won't |
give three fer quarter. Stingy
Ex-senator Schurz will spend some little
time in the + .st collecting material for his
"His!ory of American Politics" after which
he will return to ST. Louis for while, and
then go TO Europe.
policeman met negro Mt night carrying
a trunk along the Streets and collared him,
The negro explained: "De family what was
boarding me has been axing for money, and
as dey was gone out tonight [ thought |
would get into some family whar dey respect
de panic.
SUPERIOR CRIMINAL CoURT.-The case of
VIM. Burke, charged with the murder of
John Keegan on November 3D. came up for
trial yesterday morning A jury was impan-
eled, and the regularly opened. Five
witnesses for the State were examined, and
the court adjourned until to-day.
Two Milwaukee citizens recently ''spelled ,
down two large classes. Their names are
Kaine and Whip. AS we remember, cane
and whip have been used to improve spelling {
before Chicago Eceniny Jounat
And now Milwaukee thinks it Kaine Whip
any town at spelling in the country. Just
wait till our folks try. j
Every woman, says the Uomans ,Jo,raal
''has a right to say by gosh when she
stumbles over the cat and shoots under the /
table" Well, now that she has that right '
how long will it be before she claims the ad-
ditional right 10 say "d-n it" when she
stumbles over the baby and lands with her !
head in the coal scuttle Courier Journal \
We are glad to meet our esteemed friend, {
Mr.. VIM. ii. Person, Of the well-known s
clothing house of Pierson & Hews, who has D
j ust returned from his semi-annual business 4
trip to the North. Mr. Pierson has ordered !
very large supply Of spring and summer 5
clothing and furnishing goods Of the latest s
and nobbiest styles. Il
We are in receipt of a programme Of the
Old Folks Concert, which takes place at St. g
Patrick's Hall tonight. 1t is gotten up in an p
exceedingly unique style, and its peculiar
phraseology is exceedingly attractive. The
songs are all well chosen and exhibit care II
full distribution of the humorous and pathetic. @
i lie I1dll Will uouUucSS Dc CION tp-llpli,
and to those who have not yet secured seats, ,
We say-go early.
A lady who had been erowding country /,
man into the corner of Brooklyn horse car D
until he was almost completely obscured I'M ~
der cloud Of drapery, was suddenly induced :
to change her position by the following polite GO
explanation from the half-smothered victim:
Excuse me, mum, I'd err asked you to set in ~
my lap afore this, only was ateared it might =
be leetle too hard for you, mum, seen as e
nat hisn leg u hiihe' huih' - I" wooden of
,ne." "