St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-02-19
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san.eSeG man applied to the relief
nSs''.i'io', ior anu: lie SAID he had
"nIii, week, ana was
+a Jn,,h !, 'I,i h ',;'i ;','i i's' "ould stalNe
once "''' ''"' get assistance "t
NJ u r,,, ;.;, -.
tLn ,,a,'iI w. r;,a;S ii''.iS Tue NE Oh
L;, m' a., u" i"'''''l''t' commercial
S"'e MN ,ne 'h"lct III dong that or
he preferred to h,rnm. th. hin%rn,hn' Ja,.
of Beelzebub "pN'i
.Ion
Jonr ',"J ,nan III io"a S'"od III his
the first one who entered his o,ta wonid %
he a dead man. He said + w.s hnd
enough to fake his nay in he.ns viii
out having his bouse da,troved
nv,
that fellow who committed sn;cid.. IN
the New York Tonnh. na,'Id s,,aoi, IL; ~
dead Iauuuooes say, III. dn,rh, -,
make il socinhl, cornsc"
p.,,r-;,.,,, h.,. ,,,,,,...,
eer who tells RIM. trnt, IL II. ""oa '"oantI,. a,u
tnId :, hiJJ.r ..Vn'',' ",". iie 'e'entiS
bargain on that slei~h Won hid off fnr
- 30. II l. lust as good for the hons
to ro"st on as one that cost 500
w, learn trn,n E, \ou. yo,I. ,..
that ..LrwI>tom has a lour-haired nnet
who>t. lines are is long rs his har TLe
reason they do not thyme is because
the paper in not uuite wild, euougb -
child L.;r.r ,.Lod ,,h,. .t
great tr.st> of the Jews were. ur,mntlv
replied '.Breakfast. dinner and sun
A Kentucky manner .uJ,.,rors to no,-
Il delicate, rnnrIin.nt ta t',,i';t pI
actress by c;,lIin~ ha, 80, soat I;ttto
Ird-L,irnJ ,.G,nL..,,'r d sweet ii'''e
ui,,o,..; ,....,.'... -, :.
.i,n.,,ii,1 ""il.H 'i'I; WI" applied ior "a
sh, could mon.,re ,rml,'. s,.,,=,f',II'. 49, "
uli.d. ..Of ,nus,. | ,.,n ~, h'h nv,
husbands
g., I..,;. ,.
'''"" 0"iI'''! >'hooi superll-
w;II' iSiI'4t .! recently wrote 10 New York
n',''. III :" 7cn" some sunday school
r. ie' tne po"hs ne
az -; ,"' p'i"!rs ,'i'i i"oiilils as iar as pos
,.nm,. nnt ..,,J 49, mas
NJ,
->"H ne vi Toronto was knocked
W." u ~ II nii>,''ht ioI anotler man, re-
MN "pPes 'heH II M 'he llShI
way ''' "" Tue n''u' NEXT Time
An elephant Is ,22I $50 times larger
than Il flea. but there are women who
grow 1T paying TWO slilillngs to visit
u'thaSe,ie' ana VIII turn Il feather bed
over H''h Il "aA 10 huht hea.
scientific entOmOlogiSt who has
just returned from Minnesota, brought
Il "A 4. |.
there. He warmed the earth up a little
after he got home, and it Matched ont
two bushels of gIasshuppers. He
thinks there will be IL good crop in the
"cs' neAt Hear-ont that II VIII run
largely I" hoppers.
y Portsmouth (N. H..) boy. while
fishing years ago. broke the barb of a
fish hook off in his right thumb. The
barb. after circulating through his anat-
omy for some seven Years, much to his
discomfort, finally came ont at his left
shoulder III the form of pimple. The
victim of this harb-arous Joke saw the
point III once ana extracted it.
There are thousands of persons who
Wish to Seud away Il newspaper and ut
the same time write Il few words to the
receiver. TO meet this want Postmas-
ter Jewell is maturing plan of COM
hining the postal card with the news
paper stamped wrapper at two cents
postage.
At Schoharie. y. Y. not long since. n
mouse crept into = he.hive to ste,I
money "ut was caught III the act and
was St""S |" deatli ny the lrate bees.
soon Mf' MouSeN began to disseminate
pai sihell. which bees cannot toler-
a'e pelhS unable To remove HIM they
went 10 WORN ana sealed nm up her
'ht'l'aiiH Ill NaX' :" that not the slight
e'' "u"r escaped.
y Geoiget"wn man unron>ciously got
himself into trouble on Monday even
ing. Ills wife asked him where he was
lis nyarrn,t 81 ,n, ,ninn r'tl Ill.
t,rth,. h. rn,,Ii.d 81 80 t''I ''.
,r;,b .',',' Ill, Eo,..l, l.,, M ~ '''' y"
=, fr,t ,la.. ',,,n,.';t' ",''. '.:. M''' e "e
~ n.r 'i'I'I' ',,''! lpi 'he IRE
w '"'N eS upon
''' '''''''n'
An hohest farmer was invited To at
t"hd Il party III the village >qulres one
evening" Where there was music, both
/ i,,o n,nrnirr he m.t on. nf ,hn ,,mnSts
who said :.WeU f,rr.r how iii Won
enjoy yo,irseIf l,st nioht We're not
the uuartettes eyreIIent ," "Whv re-
/ ally. sir. can't say s,id he ..for 7
didn't taste 'cm: hut the uork cbops
we're the finest ever ate"
y notorious Ne" ork prlze hShter
ANA "i>"fhtrlE character WAS on trial
me "thrr DAY Tor assault ana battery.