davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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Yret& pro e 0np Do 3entS. Webunoeu In &eIns
pane pro nane9 % 0enss.
1. DanS Deg Isste sombarsier. ROOsu. bon
a Der @traten.2teutenanf. Grl9bIuna
BON Balbuin Yt0lbauisn.
Z. Die 6lauen unb @elben. wenesueIa.
nIlass Seara''sro'S oen Gr'sor'&
4 Der Raub e%traAbnrs's. Bat.rlGnbi.
iber Hoinan non bsribert Rau.
g. N~eutSbtaneS Gbre. biftorij@er no.
mon BON Bernb BON Guied.
q . Oas 1sfament .Netsr hes @rrsen.
stoman ano Gei&i&ts pom Nueian bsrs
bert.
T. Ser glspbanf. aomiIasr Roman bon
u. .. YBmtsrfelo.
.Gs. Der fiesenSe Ssndnser.. biRori.
f9sr Monan BON u. y. 1ra@possI.
3,pei B0noe.
IL ole GdlOasiebe. Cine Gr,dbIuns aus
BEN alien Nerlin. bon Gsore biltf; une
@emeis, Criminal . Gel9i9te bon
Hriso. 5risoriG. 3niammsn IN sinem
Bane.
II. eerr asepa. Criminal . mDman bon
Gmil Oaborian.
n . 8wei beitere 0sfdidbten. Bon Adolf
WtiBelbur9. 3mei &6bue. Ssrps
etaS. 3ulammen in einem Ban6.
II. 0 Der tole vans. Criminal i. 0eibidte
bon VI. StredfuB. limb Die s6bne
6arneuelt'4. biitorii1er &oman BON
etmlot . gSsiBsnIsls. 3aiammsn in
IA @ Nm Enron uns eebsn. 6itorii&sr as.
man uon 1eors biltl
Ii SIN Gdfenfer. Goeialsr Roman bon
S}rieorlm Usrlt6der.
IL o 9abrieie, eaS 9Sssb bee epieIers.
criminal . 9topelle pom Is. Vitaipau;
nno Die EranefireurS, Gr3dbluns
aus BEN oeutl4 . tranjonfhen 2riese
BON Grisor,q Gsrftadsr. 3uammsn
In einem Banb.
II. Gin geruprfener.. Criminals coete
Don J. .. b. 3emme.-Tas 8prffbdus
pber Die ipilbe Saeo In Der Vial3. Gus
jamm,en In einem 9ano.
"a SeremiaS unh bic idcne 0ineen,to.
Der per- ces rkafee.-6rau Cps
dten.-Eie Nericbte -&saine. Grs
a~Sbluneen BON y3arie bon Oilers, aus
~iafinea IN sinem Nano. -
4. u, 30. Der 6ele BON @ra.. Yors.N, G, NroGs
oD9el. 3Wei 86n6e
n. Die alte j~panifdbe urfunee, Don Nr.
mono limb ace . eipeuff. ..@piIoos
aus BEN oeutib. Tran,oIfhen Qritoe
bon %. b. bon Deoenrotb. sSuiammtn
In einen Yanb.
H. . Cicr Sintben une etne Trudtt 80.
oele pom Wiibelm S1miot. - plcmba.
Nootue BON prosper Mtrrlms. 3u.
ianinen in etnein Bdno.
"a SlonSenee Sdbuen.. Rornan bon Gue.
Sllber)te.n. liter Bnno.
- GIdn3euee Sdbnen. .RpHan BON Mua.
Silberiteln. 2ter Bcno uno Tte &puns
hrtnst 60 an'een 3as. Suiammsn in
einein Sano.
- Die staronin. %onan BON Gusen DE.
osnrptb uno Wtit ~eiferner pann. gu.
Iammen IN einem 8anp.
-. . DC stlSpsrst Der eisbs. Roman pcr
-
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2auisns I'm Druid na% uasm Rsnas
MMTauencer Nrfplo.

Gin Nsent Strbisnt Sta IN ster 4 aasn uus ,x unAs.
rr $a5e tn = 9assn str& ZEN gsrisui spn
Scean'e Stprp . Gin ~abrer ed'as sen
cenui 5ens Abentenern une aBunesrn aRf i
nntsE Der See: 4au6en, S&Itmmen, Rakt septl1su "A
mtt eco patsneen Abbtlcunasn. prsic ap eere ntesna
Pa sn raISasn absana Iaan RaUt talbais "A
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enf 3ur &cttaug.
Ghs ~sl&i&ts bss "@susn 8rsunusss."
s. g. 9lrtbur'S

nsusfes unit erSstss aDsri absr ben msrtwarbtaa,n ast.
aanb Der asaAstt. Gin warbis,s Stt.nald in nan
Trap" unh Ten Nights. wsl&ss bsi Dem gslis Ssx.
sU.nssn prstft ssrofsntli$t. UNI ibnsut W,riaufs sno
erpBs 9treulattcn Bu s~rSteltn. Gsmysrsnsfrtunbs, uarsr.
nus Rte Wsrbrsttnne bee Su&ss. Spsisns 9srfaus.
d'rrttoritn %Susriannt; Nstnmrsn seasH uts Ginfen. "a.
pom 81 per pet bemiltst. &. nR. Stuneart 81 q =.
HutItfhers. Dhlfnha. hgut-
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go MrD;emt.

@ilten I9enten mirb cine @omnliliion be,ablt
fir ben Sertanf BON neuen unb iebr ~popularen 8iidsrn
oon elmer Der beoentenoiten SubIcriptions. 5irmen i'm
Rein humbua. man laile I6 uniere GircuIare tom.
men une f~berisass Hh islbf. @breis y o. 8py b29.
6art5"-e "onR. AaNiSoe,
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SHAA Mdnner unb Sralen wereen test I era
CVV iauaf far uniere neuen 0Uicfeeern.
Btlcer. Nabietce, 9einenfacen unc Sdbretbpa'
pier. 0toAe Gtnnabmsn NIT Sidbtrbeit se'
mddpt. Wian fhrttre ipfCrf um Circulate an 8. Z.
@uernfep, publiibsr, Concord. u. .. 4QD4ma.
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Maenten o%ertanetf
Drof. fowlfr iber maanbarkeif,

asetbltdbseit ..nne reren s.eenisttiae S~e,tebun'
8tebe. ibre @eiese. wtadf &c. uesntsn psriaufen
taelit ppn 15-2h @~rsmpiare. Wian wenbe it init I'm.
gape i~ruperer G.-it.t eit an bic 0eatipnai Nuoiiibtn9
Co.. Ybiiateiptia. %. 49Di1dpr;
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THE PIONEER,
&etmem faltem 8ranb!
&eine Mamliperre mebr !!
Wiaiam Gramer's SeilpfaRer.
patenttrt AM 10. Wot l87O.

Die Wirluna bisfss Yaaaers IN bepunherunaswhrbia.
80 erthirt sstn pFafer, welhss biefes ibsrtriHt.
Gur6 jabrslanass &'prpbsn iann Id bisfss gHatu
ais Gin Observation-Disclosures %ennpfebisn.
8aminsnpaitr, 8abr;,btfser. lpr,e ale Nrbeitsr fsusea
Is nsts I'm oauie uno in rer aDerifdtte ~psrrdtbia taiten.
ste Wtrtune IL enc intercollegiate; man braudt psper
arsttite 5uife ju r%eautriren, nrn rat man, bet ~frfprriaer
Anpeneuna, einen Ueriuh an Nrrtileiett au btfurNIsH.
- beiIt rte fd,limmfem aBnnpsns bic barts
ndeet9fen aifen 0efob,pure. Bon CANA bsieaeser
4triuns III 60 bel esbuRs, pieb 2tidb., 3dpn.u.,
Sta. nns G~nstfdsnunrsn; ; <mmsn SrhRsn.
KID roffise Wasel attt es itin b,nsrss N.ttel.
Se! Snbnerausen fiat &c ntGt MUIR ben S&mers 70.
fort. ionesrz ssisHsi ~ftsf,iben bel etusm @strau0s ROE
$ be 10 Iae.n ednili6.
. DtSct: Gilbert 6. Duns's gsSibsie. Ms. u
81 avp.
.lpeis PR gsr nsbf @ttrauGsanwefnne so Gents.
y ebabsa In aaeA apctbetsn, iowif an Der Gtaarren.
Wt!in " rftn. 3NDi7Ma:
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u. a. 70. %. Die Rainesetden. wemas SON 4
@. 6adldnper.
%. q. %. BD. I'M saepter unn @rpnen. 4Hs1ps
man Don Uregor Somoyofu.

~. u. -. %. Die. Rains,stden. RsmaR son q
VI. 6ddldnoer.
%. u. %. pe. I'm ssepter unD Rrpmen. 8sssso.
man BON Oregon Samaror.
Ser Noro 8 MmerifGniide 9pImeti&es
ilnfebfbare Natbseber
fir Ginmanberer unb Gingewanosrte.
GntbaIt cine 'aq ssiabts nno fir s%sosrmann psraans.
Iibe
.Grammatit Der enstiiden Spra&e,
nebft auleitune in lurJer 3ett
Obns 2ebrer enslifd fpred,en un6 fAretben ~
%iernen;.
~auBeroem cine
p~oHfanbige Muterfam mIune
ssn grisfen, Rebnnnsen. luittunsen, Gontraften
Rbf@leln, MHfpei uigen, 3eitunass NunoHcep,
Gti@dftstarten &c.
eiebensebnte Muaase.
pappbsdeI sebuRoen, so Gents, nit 2eber . RAGeu.
60 Gents.
Sie Contribution Der Ser. Gtaaten,
nebft GrIduterun8sn uno seiHihttiaer GinIsitans
Sur ~ipe5ieleu genHsuns fir
Gintpanoerer unb Sbufen.
Bearbeitet pom 3 uituS Setn-
9ritte aIuHase.
Webunpen, so Geuts. 9artoni-t. 30 0'nn
Sebibte
2mbmi9 nblaub.
z7o Getten soo., brr'dirt, $1.0o. elegant ssbanssa
nit G.Ihsrefuns, $3.50.
Ser amerifaniide. Saiteten=8 Bidder
ooer
SnftructiDe MntpeifMna
CUR InIertisune auer Irten
Bafteten, Gorten uno gierrabme,
BON Otto 5riebrid, praitiidsr palteten j.. Bddn.
TrciA rs Cru.s.
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Gaffpr!a 1T ein eubiitut fir GaftOr.DsI. Go 1T 10
anaenebm ~ nebmen aIs 6onis. Cir Winbfplit unb
Maaenidure 1T bas gaittsI sinfaa eritaunlia. asrsts
~empfeblen Is.
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6eimatb un0 Jremoe.

ROmane NIB Grsdblun9en in 9rob Sno. 6or.
mat elegant brodtrt.
prets pro eanb So 4ents. @ebuneen In 2ein.
wane pro Hanb 9S Semi.
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GoHsQeihidten.

Sn btbi6e Pappocfel NIT Nuslin.Riden
gebunben q 25 Gents.
Der Yfgeitier, pon GIanbrent.
q dt~refenBiabre.
Tie Ztnmme Don wortfci. bon GIanbrebt. nnb
Sobann DON 2ephen, Der propbet. Bon
Robert bero:r. 3uiainmen In einer1 BUD.
0efd,idbten Nes pfarrerS etebentifdb. Bon
Bari Gt1ber.
Bon 9orbert 6irts. 3ujammsn in
einem Ranb.
Barrier Eausenidfs. tins
snmpact Dosabuneus. 3uiomHsn In sinsrn
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EaXO1l, Clarke N Co.
.KNAUTH.
MACLEOD
a. H,
3 k 6 ef6 aft,
113 broadway,
NEW YORK.

ReedbieI auf msbr ais 200 bsr bsbsutsnbsrsn etasts
In europa.
@ele.Gmsjablunsen burn bic Woftdmter ioiuie per
Telegraph nab allen plGben In Ssuti&lane.
ositsrrsia. Der e@wei,, 6oaano. Dansmart. sawe.
ben unS Normssen. ben GmpfGnsern fri in's 6aas
~seliefert.
Grerit'S riefe fir Reifenee sur Genusuns In alien
9roBersn etSoten Der alien Melt.
@intafIruns uon Grbibaften uno Gprcernnsen
ieoer Irt in allen plSben Guropa's.
UerfdtHuns bon @atern uno @aefsten naH
europa.
MISUNDERSTANDING ~berielbsn mad BEN SnIanos.
GnrOpStides @elb aasr Grt sstauft uno csrtaufl
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0entaur 4tnimcnts-ois better

81. Mat 1873.

81. Mai 1873.
y6erren gtofe u. Go.-Sbr Gentaur ointment IN cine
fpMnoerbare gahe. W.eine Wfutter bat itredlib an
Rbeunatismus ieh3ehn Sabre Lang a%elittsn. Neusr.
oinas fuurbe &c On elmer eeite %aeldb'nt: s%'ienano
qlaubte, oaB lie js ipieoer i'm 6tanae iein tpiroe ~
ipredsn ooer su seaen. ba bic Srau ri runbiiebensis
SABRE alt if. sic bat oas Gentaur Ointment (pe! Ser
nmihlaa) einiqe g8uhen lang 9ebran Il nno fam jebt
aiernIid gut aeben unb iprsd,ea. SD oents. oaB Sbre
Ginin.uts a9ss Hob %psrbienen, fuelbes lie erbalten bas
ben. Rev. 20. Tubbs.
Mrs. Sane Dbiuips. pbiuips Mins, Snbiana 60,
pa., ia9t: ySh ounfe Sbnen fir oas @entaur 2sni'
ment - umiomebr, as i'd mid fie cine neue Srau
fible. Wteine 2%Gbinuua rihrt bon tinem mid Dor att
Sabren betrpffenen Sbla8anfaa Der. SD i1rsibs nit
n,siner linfen 6ane. SD farm lest burd oas 5ans
aebsn uno in Der Office belfen unb ib benie, NIT Gots
ties eeaen auf Sbrem ointment weros i'd bale poaitdn'
big 9tbeilt iein."
~Seber aferbebeiiber iouts nit BEN Gentaur 2ini'
mert einen 0erIuh MAIDEN. gBir betrabten oaiIelte
ais ben bfisn Nrtitel. Der ie in ~unieren etdasn &c.
braubt ipuroe.
~. Marib. eupt. 1bams CT. etane, 9. %.
~. puIB, Supt. V ST. Ct. Sta1e, u. p.
ALBERT 8. OIin, 6upt. Nat. Gy. 6taue, n. o.
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Maemten perlanat I |ss, a. 10 al, am

fh Vrobelelttn tommei uno unisre @rtra .Bebingun~
Gen iAr N8enten. National Publishing
Co., Vbilaoelpbia. 90. 4rr17ml
, 1875-07-15

:. Gr3ablungem BON Gaiparius.
Sn bibide BanpbedeI nit Wuslins&iden
g~ebHnbeM a 25 Gents.
Sefd)tdpten aus Benz GpefYart.
Der gdjnimeiffer nnf fem Gobn.
GtroRburg auf Der Gd,ans.
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ttno gu BADEN tn alien beuti6en
Su6banS1uneeu in BEN
Teretrigten Staater1 ur1O GanaOe.
Gr3ablunaen BON Guitab giieriB.

Gr5ablu1gen BON Wnit1b yf1ertB.
in biibfhe Bappbedef nit Ufuslin-Rider
gebunoen a 25 Gents.
9as Gfdnfredt.
Die Deportirten.
Die Mnsrpaneerer mad Mfrfee
Gd1neieer une @eiser.
Nbriffopb Columbus.
0tarua unb Nfdria.
Brdne BON S%bmbura.
unrsdbt Gut sensibef nidJt.
pie Grtneuns ees ppr,ellaHs.
Die OrpRmutfer.
Der aife Srieger uub feiu Zobn.
Die .Hofenmible. Scr fleiue &amartfer. -
i'm eiltem Yano.
Die 9Satfes ODER cine quite 9bat TinDet oft duf 9rofI
ihon ibren 2pbn.
Sobanna, ODER eurb RaHt sum 3idbt.
Der drme 6offfrieb.
Der Hpntg une Der MILLER.
Eos 8ieeblatt. 9rei DeI1iateu. /. Der irene
Siensr, 2. Der @aiber uuo iein eobn. 3. Die
pfaumenmGnn"x.
Die 0udguds,tbr.
Sacob nne feline 2bbne.
The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1875-01-02
THE RAPIDES
Cemetery Association F!

TIME shares Of this Association nrc
l. FIVE DOLLiRS each. A book
Of subscription to tho Capital Stock, is
open ut the Office Of
w. w. WllITTINGTON, Jr.,
Secretary, and with
Mr.. JOHN j. FERGUSON, Treasurer.
The object Of the Association, is to
take charge Of, and improve and beau
tify the old Cemetery in Pincville.
Subscriptions to tho stock earnestly
solicited. Every stock holder is en-
titled t" a vote for each share, and
will he credited on the book, and re-
ceivc certificate for each share.
June 9th, 1874. tt.
The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1875-01-02
N O TICE!

r. HAVE REMOVED MY STOCK OF
- Carriages. Buggics, Jersey Wagons,
Harness. Children's Carriages and Nc!ocL
pedes, to No. l67 Gravicr Street, New Or
leans, opposite Cassidy's Hotel, and have
reduced prices to suit the times and will
sell without reference to cost. Examine
my stock and prices before going else
where. - II. EOLLlNGSWOk1H.
Dec. &c, Gun.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

ROMANCE OF FEMALE BARBERs.-A feature
of the fashionable waterng-plsces in Virgin.
ia this season Is the female BARRIERS. One OF
them has an establishment at the White Sui.
phur Springs, and her skill with razor is
only excelled by the destinations of her per.
son and her manners The other day as a
Baltimore lady was passing the shop, she
met her husband, who is perfectly beardless,
coming out, and with such pleased expires
sion on his face that her indignation was
aroused.
what are you dong in there, sirg' she
savagely inquired,
Taking "a shave, my DEAR" he placidly
replied.
Taking shave. Why, you bare,faccd
old prevaricator, you couldn't raise half a
dozen hairs on that braSsy cheek OF yours if
your life depended on it.
That's very true, my dear returned the
incorrIglble man, but like to have her feel
for EN-" Br00klm 1rgus
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

MILITARY PoMPosITY.-In the action OF
Lundy's Lane, a Col. O'Neil general he
came to call himselt got scratch on his leg
The wound was a matter of great glory to
him, and he nurscd it through after days,
growing lamer with every year that the mem
DRY of his bravery might be ever near him.
Gradually from sheer bordering over his
glorles he grew 10 think that the success of
The battle was largely owing to his valuable
services, and finally the impression grew and
became fixed in his brain, that Scott was a
mere subordinate to himself. One day, late
in his life, as he sat nursing his leg and pom
dering over the glorious past, young man,
visiting the family for the first time, APP
preached and alphabetically remarked |:
" Lame, general 2" Yes, SIR" after pause,
and with inexpresslble solemnIty, 81 am
lame" Been riding, sir?" NO." with re-
buking sternness, / have not been riding
All! slip on the ice, general, and hurt your
leg?" No, sir!' with actual fcrocity Per.
haps you have sprained your ankle, sir?"
With painful slowncss the old man lifted his
pet leg in both hands set 1t carefully on the
floor, rose slowly from his chair, and looking
down upon the unfortunate youth with q
stare of mingled wonder, pity, and wrath,
burst forth, in the sublimity of rage: Go
read the history of your country, you id
puppy"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

A country clergyman, who had been &C
customed 10 minister to the spiritual needs OF
congregation in the back-woods, was called
to occupy the pulpit of an absent metropolis
tan brother. The day being excessively hot
and his sermon exceedingly hot, he made his
preparations accordingly. He first removed
his cIavat, collar and cuffs, and then his coat
and proceeding to remove his vest, when
there was stir among the worshippers, and
one of them, rising, said in deep, deliberate
voice: Il don't know what may be the
brothers. intention, but perhaps it might as
well be understood before he goes any fur
Their, that this isn't bath-house.' He preach
ed with his vest on.-BroOhlyn Aryus.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

SHELL FIX mIM.-Y esterday, when a wash,
erwoman carried bundle of six clean shirts
into an Office on Griswold street, and demand
ed sixty cents of the owner, he replied that il.
was outrageous, and SAID that she must cut
the bill down to fifty cents.
"Wcll, give me the money" she said, after
a long argument
And you'll keep right on washing for
me-"
"Y.e-s, | guess So" she replied, after some
hesitation; but | cant wash down no fur,
ther than the bosom for that figure, and the
tails ill have to furnish their own soap and
water
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

WRONG KIND OF A SHIRT.-lt was a re-
spectacle looking colored man who brought
his washing home.
Your wife is good washerwoman, isn't
sheg said the young bachelor TO the polite
and ObsequiOus man.
"Yaas, sir, she commonly always give sat
isfaCtion," replied the husband of the laun-
dress.
WELL resumed the young bachelor in his
blandest and most insinuating manner, You
can tell your wife that esteem her very high
" as one possessing many womanly and
christian virtues, domestic gem and house
hold ornament a social luminsry and moral
beacon, an exemplary christian, gentle, low
ing wife, washerwOman among ten thou
sand, and altogether lovely, but there's one
objection
Whats dat, sar," inquired the smiling AZ
rican, who had been showing two rows of
spotless ivory and cavernous opening OF
the head, while his wife was being so extrav.
agantly eulogized.
What's dat, boss:'
She puts all the starch on my socks, and
none In my shirts; she washes or irons all
the buttons off and forgets TO replace them (;
exchanges my clothes for those of some other
patron, and IT you'll look at this holding up
garmentD you'll see how inconvenient il
would be 10 wear either pantaloons cuffs or
collars with such shirt rs she sometimes
sends me. II may be that she cuts off the
aims and collar to make the tail longer, but
| can't see what the deuce she should want 10
rufiie the edges for"
The darkey looked a little disguised AZ he
wrapped the garment up TO take 1t home. but
only said: Idea sending man dat kim o.
shiTtr'-V ioks51irg Herald.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

The Rev. Dr. Allen, Philadelphia tells a
good story on himself He was preaching
one day way down in Tennessee, when an old
Methodist brother, OF the African persuasion,
came to him after the sermon, and said; Il
like to hear yol preach, for | understand
your preaching" DR.. Allen replied, | ain
GLAD of it," but understand every word
YOU say" 81 hope So" said the doctor, "for
/ try to make myself understood" Again the
old man came to the charge. Yes he said,
" understand you jcs as well as if you was
a niger" DR.. Allen thought it was rare
compliment, and so 1t was.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

Last year everybody said that {. NJ CRANDALL had
beat the world when he invented the "ACROBATS"-and
he did and every who has not had them sure
ly have box OF ACROBArS this year But now this same
c. NJ Crandall has "Oecn and gone and done THE has
Beat Hd,SeiE thus: He has invented Mcnagerie
OF A nimnls, and he paints them IN many colors and
constructs them In 0G pieces 50 CAUTIOUSLY that every
piece viii easily ftfH 30 erGY otc ecg quite strongly,
and thus you can charge and change and change them
into ht,dreds and thousands of difaeRt animals and
amusing fyires that will produce ENDLESS FUN. If
you spend 1000 DAYS over them, you cannot
make up all the curious things that are in single me
nagerie box.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25
\ Autographed Error.
From the Indianapolis Journal.

A typographical error in the Jonrnars
Hood report of yesterday made it say that the
" Indianapolis and ST. Louis wives are all
down west of Greencasllc.' 1t is hardly nee.
essary to assure those estlmable ladies and
their friends that it was the wires that were
down. The others are nearly all OF them up
and about, and the JourHdl Is very sorry for
having put them in false position.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

A little girl of four or five years asked her
mother one day if she had not seen Gel Por'
ter NO, my child was the reply, "he
died before you were born" Well, but,
mamma" she insisted, "lf he went up be,
fore came du%n, we must have met
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

A village pedagogue IN despair with a stu,
pId boy, pointed to the letter a and asked
him if he knew It. Yes, sir" We'll, what
is it?' 81 know him very well by sight but
drat me if can remember his name"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

The time is near at hand when played out
Governors and Senators will receive $50 and
expenses for addressing some fair on a sub
iect of which they are profoundly ignorant
turnips and plow.handles.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

The editor ofthe Providence Press wears a
pitch plaster on his bald head, and the flies
have resolved, "that some folks are born
mean and can't help it."
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

A tombstone in Galena, ILL.,, represents,
tarough IN error in the figures, that the de
ceased passed away nearly four months be
fore his birth. lie was Il DOCTOR which may
account for it.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

The great men of La Sale, Illinois, lay
wagers as to who could stand in the wind
and preserve the fame of a match the long.
est. The excitement is recorded as most in
tense.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

Parlormaid (to cook" knew that Mr.
Smith wasn't no gentleman Which he new
er raised his at to me when let i'm out at
the all door, just now
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

Ida Lewis the heorine of Lime Rock, is as
frank as she is seltsacriflcing and brave.
She says it always worries her good deal to
see Il man drown.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

1t is veXlng thought to most men that a
collar box occupies little more space than
any pocket that was ever made for an honest
man.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

In certain New York shop windows are
displayed this Suggestive notice: Boy want
ed that has fully rested himself and is not too
ntelcCtual.'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

Child" couldn't live If | should have
the fever" Mother" Why so" Child
Because I'm SO little there wouldn't be room
for the fever to turn
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

TOO much jaw" is good grounds for di-
vorce in Pennsylvania, especially where the
women uses her jaws to bite off half her hus.
bands ear.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

If the ears of corn have tympanums, i,
seems as if they would be split with the mn.
sic which country boys grind out on corn.
stalk fiddles
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

A travelling agent of the Columbus Times
shoudeIed two hundred pound sack of salt
the other day He is the right sort OF person
TO elevate journalism.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25

a Parlipglonian juryman in Vermont re-
Gently informed hi, fellow jurors, with great
gravity, that "no ,xternal magnetism being
visual, he would vn'e Ia defensive" No at
tempt was made to change his decision.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-09-25
BUDGET OF FUN.

Intoxicating Musicale to the Chief"