The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1875-07-03


hat, as you may never get it. ~ HUl
thing hnruened during the B. e,;se.S
eek which is yet to be explained NSp>' Ms
ryor asked Mr.. Eyarts, apropos oi NJ
ldence, % were you never klc .~NN "
az At this extraordinary inqaS%NNNN
, started and looked down ut MT: NNN~
I amaze. fI2" said he, scarcely
late. And the world yet wonders
Csnent;c wife. or what on earth the 9
lcluded. Nysf'
vDrv KrUnSEss. Victoria, on ~
,cosrion. was paying n visit to great nookr',
sc;aI when the hour for her departure
her host observed that the carriage was aS {
- and the train waiting. Somebody, now
,hservaA that Brown, her conhdentlal SET
eos NOT there. "Oh, said the Queen OF
Rr;toin and ireland, we must Walo lo1
7 snnrose he is finishing his morning
Sacramento Herald asks s. What ls 70
&c ,'s Caucosians If it should be demon,
thot tho theory of Brooks is correct an9
FER all. the Chinese arc the rear or'EiuS. El.
% W;tb a vengeance they will play pack
.,,,' s,n,stimes enuneiated doctrine OF
-, c.. Americaus,' and perhaps force us 10
: 80 E,rone where our foretathers oresseu
sL;ns and hunted fish and foxes tor iiV-
o.der 10 prevent any such catastrophe
60 that Charles Wolcott BROOKS pe sup
t."
Ir R,cK.-At recent spelling-matep
n,b;a Tenn. for the benefit OF one Oh tue ,
=. tbsra the teacher premedlSoteuly
%, a ncrsoual difficulty between Gioin :; =
ou ts,orc and the word rhapsody
1or was the unoffending word thrown ~
ner wa" "as ~, with the widest confidence
htii;,-. to knock both Worcester ana Wev
~. tSo middle of next week ae sine''
hnrIed IL back, mangled, mntiiateu, @ anS
sI,s =, Wrap wrap, SO, "rap'o
Ap soda.
-. WILKES in his recent work ol
o,,orks that 50 1t is estimated 'iaa
la.pof every adult person requires TO NC le
o,o,,,H IN make marble mantel ever
,tbs n will be perceiSed' says ~ -
narerore. that in the course OF aooo. ~
H..h ~ ma eats three or four mantei-pieo'
sots of front door-eteps. ana 10 io
.,ss,, Il ia fair to estimate that neai.u .H-
dPPa,,t5 ievour the capitol ut Washlns'VS' -
- ,Ji ,,vo or three medium-size quarrles;
'Tat y. K o,vgul TO think OF consequences ~.
n,s Sa shnc of from his supply ol liu
STa oStL and then get loose IN cemees,
tGunv, tombstoue would hardly DC eno"'
inch for him.
i, We thought that everything tha' = y = =
We abonf .s hash " had been s3iu,
.Uotbsr contribution: y certain n9oIS 9;"b,
able is nofsd for or'iT q Tas@'ss h her r nj
brisk daughter who eiecsd eicodv sung -
inwit9rthe following psaav-aollar plan
Salimyent on new n.y :st lots of ca
lie ebeAssteak aud venison coas ,;Le hash
--'''p' sly, there's nothing nSoITbere, n@ wi
avings of no use eiSemn c Hs
Er. 1S~ make excellent iare. -;
xS hash! Be it ever 80 .
CO. t~aS<e hash y stranger !
~ 1S;.ia-%ainS o. give me cl
X sshat's more plain the wa
Sr~y call for nice pist
~ Hash, hash, etc.
Z S SsScidldes Brown, a be
hc,< ..ssosat tS st%y Of e a ssseFs %S'SS
Aa. his mates, eeA1eu II ID "a
H/K/ler him up. lie satI s;nI
"ELF,rhen fellow IEits slck (
M nd likes to have ms 1,S =
lL p2O, asr his pillow and drew
"a ,od-curdling romanTSt 1T Sr;er
'"s.nd published by someY tnse %
-. yss lust beginning 20 q
Enife Bill when you can' '"'