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PHOTOGRAPHS.
The old and original GEM GALLERY ahead
Of all other competitors.
Card Photographs 81 so per dozen
FOUR LARGE GEMS FOB soc,
At ARMsTRoNG'S, 2lI MAIN STREET,
near Adams. my4
1T MUST BE FINISHED.

A 7 a preliminary. meeting held last Satur-
"A day night, for the purpose of making pre-
parations for the forthcoming CONFEDER-
ATE PICNIC, on Friday, she I4th OF Nay,
the funds arising from which are to be i'm
Rediately applied TO help finish the MOnU.
ment to the Confederate dead at ElmwOOd,
begun so many years ago, the following
named gentlemen, and all other eX-ConfedeT-
ate soldiers in or living near the city of Mem
Rhis, we're earnestly requested TO assem- BILE
TONIGHT at the rooms OF the Cotton Ex-
change, at O'Clock, for the formation Of
working committees. II an eX-COnfederate
reads the following list and does not find his
name there, let him understand that the
omission is untntentional, and that he is par
tlcularly and especially invited to attend the
meeting and help in the cause. The MOnu-
ment must be completed. Its appearance now
Is a reprOach to the living comrades and
friends of the fallen who rest In Elmwood.
Ennir
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United States Marshal's Sale.

No. S05.-In the District Court OF the United
States for the District OF West Tennessee
K. q J. Watson VS.. Steamboat Eliza Fox, etc.
n compliance with an order of sale issued
L to me in the above entitled cause from the
United States District Court, District West
Tenn nessee, l will, at 10 O'Clock am. on
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Attachment Notice.

DEFORE JAMES HALL, J. P.-W. B.
d Grubbs and j. A. Austin, partners as
Grubbs & Austin.
In this cause an attachment having been
sued out under section 1855 Of the Code of
Tennessee, and returned levied upon the
property of the defendant, and affidavit hav-
Ing been made that the defendant is Indebted
to plaintiff in the sum OF Sl25 60 due by &C.
count, and that the claim is Just, and that the
said A. Ellis Is non-resi. dent Of the 81 ate OF
Tennessee;
Its therefore ordered, That the said defend
ant, A. Ellis, make his personal appearance
before me at my office, in the city of Men,
phiS, Tennessee, on the 9Th day ef June
1875, at 10 O'Clock am, and defend said at
tachment suit, within the time prescribed
by law, or the same will be proceeded with
exparte, and that copy of this order be pu o.
lished once week for four successive weeks
In the Memphis Daily Appeal. This Sd day
Of May, 1875.
A copy attest.
my4 tn LANES HALL f. p
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Ratal AnTaY.

PLYMOUTH, MASS May 3.-Oficer
Batten was shot dead to-day by Christie
pher Stoddart, whom he had attempted
10 arrest. The fire company was called
! out and secured Stoddart after he had
emptied his revolver
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CONSTIPATION

DHoULD notsbe regarded asa triGing
silmeut-in fact nature demands the ut
most regularity OF the bowels, and any
deviation nom this demand paves the
way often to serious danger. 1t is quite
rs necessary 10 remove impure sccumu-
lations from the bowels as It is 10 eat
OF sleep, and no health can be expected
where a costive habit OF body prevails.
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Ice Cream Parlors Now Omen

NOR the reception of ladies and gentlemen
C where only the best will be served. Also
nne CONNECTIONS and Cakes on hand and made
TO order by
SPECHT a WAIrER y Mnhtno,. 90
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A RIOT occurred at the mines near
Osceola, Pennsylvania, yesterday, dur
ing which two officers were shot.
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Attention, Knights TempIar.

THE members ofSt. Elmo Commando a
4 ry, No. %, U. D., are hereby notified w
70 meet at Exposition building this/NN
lTUESDA4) evening, May 4th, at "a o'clock
for drill.
By order OF BF HALLER E G.
r. w. SHELTON, Recorder
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Friday, May IA, 1875,

from the doors of the United States Court.
house, $50 Main street, Memphis, Tennessee,
offer for sale and sell to the highest bidder,
for cash, the steamboat Eliza Fox, ETC., her
engines, machinery, tackle, apparel and fur
ntture. This Sd day of May, 1876.
my4 L. b. EATON, U. 8, Marshal,
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SICK HRADACHR,

This distressing affection occurs most fre-
quently. The disturbance OF the stomach
arising from the tmpeTfectly diRested con-
tents, causes q severe pain in the head, &C
cOmpanied with disagreeable nausea, and
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Trains leave Memphis and Charleston depot
at 10 am, Il 80 p.m,2 M, $3.50 pm. and p m.
Returning, leave Fair Grounds at 10 I'm. and
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ELSEWHERE.

Dispatches from Detroit, Michigan
Lsavenworth aud Atchison, Kansas
Kansas City, Missouri, and elsewhere
are that the effects Of the frost OIL
wheat and fruit are comparatively slight
, 1875-02-21
GoiNc OVER 70 ROME.
u Al ouTstpER 6couTs TIE IpEI.

IL the Editor Of 7he Chie&ao 7riobne:
Cnrcaoo, Feb. 26.-ft is pitifnl to think Of the
Drunber of devont innocents WHO hre suffering
from fear that Western Christendom ls s'gong
buck to Rome" An inordinate fondnesa tor
church millinery in which some weli-meanins
divincs hatb intu1ged his perhaps shocked
sober tastes; parti-coloted ribbons. and d tend
ency to elaboration Of movement about the altar,
seem to have irritated the devotional sense of
these good people. Startled by innovation,
their maccustomed eyes have perhaps for the
moment been tinn1ned By floating incense, and
Wax-cand!es haye been apparently inadequate to
assist their powers Of mental yision, so that,
when i liTeiy fancy and bec!ouded reason a1g-
ges.ed that fhis band Of worsh}psts wero pill
grirns to Rone, the deluded crowd raised a hns
and cry, which is still 1esounding, wafning the
people that tho Episcopal world. Il journey
ing RomtwaTd. I am not sure but fhat
many hare entertained the idea, vaguely OF
course, that the malicious Dr. Seymour mas
really abont to shoulder the prosperous State of
Illinois, and then, With ths adroitness OF JACK
the ~Giant-kiler. draw on seEen-leagn gnn boots,
and. followed BY the huzzas OF the R,tual1sts,
march ph ac1oss the Atlantic, and finally hurl
his protesting victim info that dread ABYSS sup
posed TO be oyerBhadowed By the Seven Fills:
aTed that the Iesuits huya 11in tain of mines.
which, By means OF, some d:abolicaliy enchanted
powder, is soon to expaode and bios: tic whole
nation, at odo fcl1 b1ast into the dark hole above
mentioned i Little baud OF Jealous Christian
workers Is expected to deliberately forco tha
wheeH of progress 10 stop, TAXI auother
course = md ~r6a backward, viii redon-
, 1875-02-21
Personal.
At home AND ABROAD.

| At HOME AND ABAVAU+
Bishop OdopAein.er, Of New JerseJs il Still Ill
Ahd not expected to livo.
Prof.. Nathan Sheppard loft last ueok for IN
oxtondotl locturo-tour in New York.
Bishop Bsdcll, Of Ohio; spent Christmas At
Jotusslem, and il now 1t Cairo. Egypt, impTov-
Ing In health.
| John Stuart Mills sisters hre said to be very
indig CHANT that tbs philosophers autobiography
cobtained no referonce to their mother.
| Tbs Rov. 4. B. Earle, tho eminent Baptist re-
| yi7a1lst, commsuced series Of uleetinEs IN the
Second Baptist Church labs Friday evening.
The Rov. Frank Ives was ordained a Baptist
minister Feb. 8, At the Baptist Church On Thirty
seventh street. This 1tey. A. J. Frost preached
the sermon.
The Boston Pilot Of Feb. 40 announces That
tho Res. James 4. ,Henley.. Of st. Jamea Church.
Boston. has boon eppulpted bishop Of Portland
by the Pops.
Gov. Tilden, Of New York, though hot elected
on the prohibtory ticket; 10 q strlctly tempetance
man. BE furnishes nothing bat ten and cofee
ut his receptious.
The Rev. n. s. Duncan, OF Cleveland, O., has
been called TO the pastorato at tho N,''sh Street
Baptist Church, Cinoinnati, as the successor Of
tho kov. Dr.. jeffrey.
The nsv. E. ]. Goodspebd, pastor Of the Sec
ond Baptist Church, ID npW in Saratoga, NY,
whefa bo expActs I'd remair for some time, for
purposes OF rest and reouporntlon.
At The first Gtrniau Baptist Church in this
ci.y t;,a RIv. Henry Naeci and iLa XeI. uar-
main Schtodet, eraduates Of tile full German
cJurse Il R6chos,dr, N. T.. were ordained
Feb. .,
edta1s sn; NJ nrnnriotors Of the ;gtandard Of this
civ maptir:1. delivered hs farewell sermon to
his church ftho South baptist, OF Boston) last
~: 1,,..-
Aenoen Hhite; ~ q g. faIta1 Connty: virginia,
a7s sae4 @ sao y. T. cnutGu ooatn lo1 eue autn oi
, 1875-02-21


Tho Rev. DR.. Cushman will preach morning md
evening It St. Stephens Church.
The Rev. Dr.. Stocking will preach at the Church
Of the Epiphany, Throop street, between Monroe aa
Adams, morning snd evening.
The Rer. ", Il. 8rnythc will ofclate 1t III Church
Of the Hoy Communion, Dearborn street, hetween
Twenty-ninth and Thrtieth, morning and evening ;,
The Rev. Lutner Pardee will pte3th morning and
evening at Calvary Church, Wasten avenue, between
There viii be full Cathedrai services it the cathe
dralof ss: Peter ind haul morn1as md evening.
.--Ths Rev: F. Sullivan will preach morning and
evening ut Trinty Church, corner Of Twenty y-si1th
street and Michigan avdhne, 49,:
The Rev: Il. n. powers viii ofheaate al usual It
st. Johns Church, Ashland avenue.
The Rev. Dt, Loeko will preach It Grace Church
The Rsy. Dr.. Mombez formerly in charge 81 ths
!: s. Jamea Church, eoTnsr q css. sd Hproa sfeess
The lev; Arthn. BEooss Rteashss t1 tes M e!snlnE
evening at the Church Of the Atonemens. -
REFORMED EPISCOPAL. j. :
Tho Rer. n. III Postlcthwatte vii preach st the old
st. Johns Church, Lake street. fronting Union Park,
~. seT9iee % xi BIZ hsa tbis sfteruooh ii the Baptst
Church, Lick street, near the Union Rolling A1illa
Church Ibis morning. The CONGREGATION Is invited TO
attend the ordination services at Christ Church in the
:: Bishop Cheney Ttn preach Il cnz!st Church thts
the evening - e nssan yiil y ordained b ths
De1conltE OF tHe reformed Epfscopa1 CHURCH.
rnEsBTrEAtN. =, -..-..
This, ,Rsv. g.. Fs-BAm Will Preach 1t Tho United
Church, cornhr Of Hanroa r1d paultna strehtx morn
ing and evening. Mornirg subject ;, q The Eea1rh
for LITE" Ereaing subject: "The Fun and Empty
T The Fer. ]. NJ. Hair win Pfftsaaseh !: ,c1atpbxn
Park Chapel this evening:
Tho Rev: Q: u Thompson win pradeh 1t th1 Fifth
Church this motntnR. Subjects: = Sleerang Joaa1.p
.;Tha Hey- n. e: Van Doxen, D. n, will pzra:h .at
the Westminster Church corner Of Jac1aou and PEG
~ sEsss hIisF 1ss III aoa afssEh ssSe & u. isssa ID
, 1875-02-21

in infectious clement petvadlns tho whole atospheto
Of religious opinion, the virus of 1hich is manly
formuaros Of religions nature It has its aouree In
wh. may b. "rned With eome p1ppEcty, shs spi1.
That concern. taiigous belief or religious nta i was
natural tbs. fton the lntolanes that rged during 90
many consures, there should follow reaction tend
extreme Tito oppos1so ends Of that arc IN which the
srnas pendulum Of human destiny forever awnings are
,o lator and tho poir.t Of ultimate motion seems to
ne nu! vtry fir away. Almost al The seculat organs
qf p1nton ate hostile, openly or coseruy to ~nat tne5
t.,,s A4cniaq IS they dee ridouaJ co,slsteht they
asa MilAnA 10 patroulzs but religious 70
lgtnus nst.ni ,ns ordinances, they Eeat aa tencs
tauth f6AVeet.
, 1875-02-21


thinks biz -headed and he4 etical church members
have no b,isinasa to advocate broad -gange reliS:
ioua hereaies while pretending to remain church
ing,", or, substantially, that MEN and women
sbonld entertain some governing principles that
do not change as Often Us the fashions change.
,: r THE ADVANCE
has something to say about 1.-THE Business Of
Suspicion" which appeslh 10 be bit of strict
utat writing At the expense Of the editors Of the
Iaterior. Another editorial ii tho same paper
discusses and deprecates the recent recommend
alton of the Governor OF Georgia, that the State
shuuid withdraw It's aid to Atlanta University, for
the reason that social equality ia taught and
practicad between blacks and whites in that 1u-
stitrtion-
-;,.~.u ~. ZEE ALLIANCE ,~ ,:...;.
contains. TIP Neek, an editorial % Huilaing
Not, Founding" WHEREIN the writer urges young
converts e Eo op and build propet aapetstruc-
tu1e Of faith and works after laying tits fouutln-
ton Of repentnnce. Another editorial gives 4
careful analEais OF the philosophy OF 1. Bron-
90 son Alcott The-writer, who is, probably, Prof.
We ioyo to meet bettries such i man: ye Tvou,d
make pilgrimage 10 The moonif Ne could attend !
couclavs as which the Synod Of Illinois North sho,lld
examine Brother A1co.t With reference to the harmony
Of his views with those entertained by Brothers Hal
sey md Patton. What pFofound Sonste1nahon would
SEIZE thoaa careful fortna1alors when 1r. cot lad
coma to tile end OF one of bis spiritual sentences
A very sensible editorial on. i Church Life y
appears il this number, wherein The writer ureea
that what Is wanted in Chicago, especially ut the
present time, is " balance" or e7el-hendelnesa,
Suggests tie writer, therp is TOD great feyerish
round Of faits tea -pariiea. prayef-1neo:ings pfi
vate theatricals aud soc.als.
TIE sIASnAhD
says editotially: that the po5ition of Western
Secretart Of the Educational Commission hha
Been rendered to the Rer. 2. c. Hewett. D. D.,
nos State Normal University. The Standard ex-
presses tho hope that he WI! accept the Office,
The editor also: urges Baptists to study more
carefdllx the mutual relations of tbs Church to
its ordinances Saya the editor:
dded tentsacy Is 1sae{ ,siGe a. Ehtrcd. T1erais
, 1875-02-21
KISSING ALICE

I hsye found rarar vtntsSs
Than the W.na Of Cyprus old61,
Thah tie uectar or O;31npuA -
Drunk By gods In ages golden
Rsrrf than t1o diauthts d RhenI2
..QuxHed In monastery, ldfacA;
And tho secreI Uncovered
Kissing Alice.
UhI afars in.os7.eat,on -.
:, :. ,Oyetwheinas ny viii md seussas :
Ru.hes ii = dood Of passion '.'-'
,Sweeps array The strong defsnsA
. Eatsad about ny 11e1tk by-srEbv,. -,
Built ab1ut hy fslsehood, pEAeei- -
Hol4a tae painting, faint with AaAtn&s
Eissing Alice. -; -. ....
Oh lie lhbtf1e dish e feehHg -
.Biota the thougut ok nte to.t1orfoHss =
Tptus- h5 patn-throbs into f.ptut6;
.kcrYeA ME for-tt1o Cup f sorEpK- .,.4c.-...
t1neasht. W. ds7neht l'e s:TqFe e4nd hts&ss
Hunntng DER tho deadly enaliees ~
1Hp dai9 II r<sefeI5, naIpy, s.u4
Atee- +1E6
, 1875-02-21

KS tsAf4y 11f8t0Ty~
Wfften for The Chieaoo 1ri6uue.
The STUDY OF History POSSESSING esen In It,
dryest details IN attraction fo7 tho stud1ons, be-
comes as much more instructive as it is delightful
| when pursued under such authors as Draper.
Lecky. and others Of the same Glass; who treat
their subjects phi1osophically who note no.
| merely the outward facts Of nfstory-ths crown
ing Of Kings, and the winning Of batt1cs-hnt,
penetrating beneath tho surface. find the cause
of these and all other events IN tho ,slow, silent,
and steady march OF humanity towards tie goal
Of it's perfect Developments. hlan himself, aside
King, the wisdom which makes him scholar,
the pietv which makes him saint-man, in the
abstract, who5e life-tiras is The history Of
the world, FORMS = subject OF deepest
and ever-increasiny interest. Not The less ii its
importance because OF the obscurity in which it
is involved. Hitherto historians have been for
this most part conteht in the collection OF court
annals which they dignihed with the name of
fetal one4sldcdness, when writing the Middle
Ages. and depores it in these words: 1--WE cab
trace the pedieree Of princes, I'll DIP the cata-
iogue Of towns besisged ard PROVINCES DESC
lated, describe the whole pageant Of cotonatiops
and festivals, but We cannot recover the genu-
ine history OF mankind" But this author DIS
proved BIS own words, for no one, after reading
bis chapter on the sEuglish Constitution, -
that masterly specimen Of caiefulest research, -
can deny that he, at least, has RECOVERED" an
important part Of tbe "genuine history Of znan-
kind"
Solitary instances OF the experimentation Of thu
common. people 10 tho national councils OF En-
gland may be found far back in history. But the
undoubred ~.-
ORIGIN or TIE HOUSE OF cu.,,oxs s..
Is found in the rebellion Of Stephen do Mont
ford Earl Of Leicester Against Henry ILL.,, Wi1en
the. former in moment OF Triumph called
Parliament OF hiH own. and suinmoued TO it GER
tain residents Of the citiea and towns, Who had
heretofore had no voice or part in public AFFAIR.".
1t is rather huuiliatiltg to lesru that the strong
est motive for the permanent .estab blishment Of
the House OF Commons 10y RATHER in the pscu-
lar sense Of iuBtice or profound convictions
c6ncerning popular: representation. AS usual,
the Kings :--e1chequer- mas empty;
Hho SO able. to 1eplenlafs it - as
the ueaithy citizens Of .he .fnuushibg cona-
unercial. towns :. 4: ,sony, manifestation. Of
human nature NAV also be- seen on the Other
side; in That entire: willingness, amounting to
eagerness. which the burgesseB rnanlfehtad ,&o
grant snbsid1es- on ednditinn Of tleiz elevation
to power: In following the history OF the thud
were e..Joting. Of supplies, the redress of
grievances, we ehall find thas the latter ia A.
most Niti{out exception made to depend on the
former. The writer before. quoted sass.: IT
jecQpmous iudeedi 10 assert that the liberties Of
England were boneh. With the. blood Of out
money" Under Edward IN, Wh6 r19igned from
1927 to. 1877. three
h+&r tfu
, 1875-02-21

EPISCOPAL.
Feb 11-Serond Sunday in LenE
Ftb ac-E!erenth Dry Of Lent.
Fr5. e3-Tweifth Day Of Lent.
tfb 2ESt. Matthias.
Feb 25-Fourteenth Day Of Lent
Eco. 2f-Fifteenth Day Of Lent.
Feb. 2T-Si1teenth Day OF Lent.
RoxAN cATHo1Iu
FEB. 2l-secoud Sunday ID Lent
Feb. o3-St. Peters Chair at Antioch
Feb. 23-st. Peter Dataian, D. C. D.; v1Gu ax'B.
..I Matthias.
FEB. o4-St. Matthias, Ap.
Eeb. 95-Feria. -,
Ftb. oG-The Holy Lsnco and Ea1ta.
FEB, N-Feria.
, 1875-02-21

wore established by Comlnobs;:. - Firat .tha II
legality at raining money without. .conseus~ Gec;
Concur @ 8 - Itsfstioas d III, ~. T6ifd fhs
right Of Cdlnmona IL inquire Into public fpase8
, 1875-02-21


| toned.
BREVtTtES.
! 'tThere Ii no he'll, saya the Rev. Mr. Ffott-
| 1ngha,n. 81 g1ad.-Cdiro Bulletin.
| j. Robert Coilyer .eaya: g There is no profane
music it is nll eacred." And ths howliest Of
| the lowly is thu nightly eerepade Of enamored
| cats -
A man in New Jersey bad not been to church
| for twenty years Last Sunday he won't, had his
pocket picked Of s35. and ho lis nov d pro-
| nouncea hsathen.
4 Methodist minister In b favored region Of
Kansas received ouly fifty cents for his first
uuarkef's salary. He resigned at once, and left
for the grasshoppar belt
"Anything 10 beat Satan" nas tho legend
suggested to Danbury politician when asked to
| name something appropriate as an inscription on
banner for . Young Mems Christian AHsocia-
ton.
4 colored preacher in South Carolina puts his
foot pn Excessive bribery ut electionBl aud
crlshes il. sDls ting he says, ''ob bettn'
eloo for vote is al wrong; elo is ~ much is
i2's WORT"
4 popular preacher enriched his sermon ac-
casionailY with this jewel: !" Remember. l be-
seech you, that We are sailing down the stream
Of time, and must inevitably lind in the OCEAN
Of eternity"
Bund.y-school teacher to pupil :, Now, ny
little man, can ,you explain to us the causn OF
IS Yes, sir, cause he hadn't any ashes to throw
on the sidewalk" -.
The best OF Christians occasionally hare rags to
SELL and it grieyes us to 5tats also that tue best
Of Christians will sometiues sell an Old fat
iron up In ragged shirt aud chuck it down in
the bag Just to give 1t ballast: ..
man enuy thins. siy it TO him ehoePfiillye and
quick: don't make him git down on his knceze,
in front oy ~, and listea TO the Ten Command
ments, anu then g1v him cents.
4 Dubunue hov wss rather troubled for feAr
that bo would not know his father when ttey
beth reached heaven, but his mother eased him
hr remarkino. = All WI, haya to dn ia ia lonj.
for an angel with red nose On him"
.:u.t:a .,.u. i. ..;,.1 .tx..,.,,,.
i roll of blsck-walnut n,oIdtura undes liz hrtn.
was asked What be intended doing with tbeh1.
II am going" he said, to make dashboard
id front Of nv pplpit, 90 tho coIttegntlon can-
not throw mud ~? tr1i, On me when vi whp rhem 10. ~
stories. and don't strike Ella, and mind the
teacher, you'll be an angel and go to heaFen;
but II you're naughty you! 90 to the bad place
and burn. burn, forever!': Girl Humph!
s'pose you'll be standln' round Ehere looking at
me' .-... .,
Plainyiile clergyman insists that he eAw
snake 20 feet long and as big round a. barrel
of whisky. 4 prettf. good sized ineect that-
W. 6sge aa9 5 ito tea b,s h9 say =; + 9 h IN
be cav the snake. It seetns more reasonable,
somehow.
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tha othar axen;n9 }hst aka 1raa :. desdfn1l, M
thrd 80 = ~, t'a nt 81 and az son1an,I IIT = sa
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