The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1875-07-10

eo, DuG IL VIII De seen Dy Ihe following auVer~
tisement that an effort has been made in that
direction:
THE SUITEM HOUSE,
STRIVE SERvETT, PRoPRIETeRs,
.Sapomaceous Springs.
This hotel has been built and arranged for
the special comfort and convenience of sum-
mer boarders. On arrival each guest will be
asked how he likes the situation, and if he says
the hotel ought to have been placed up upon
the knoll or farther down towards the village,
the location OF the house will be Immediately
changed. Corner front rooms up only one
flight for each guest.
Baths, gas, water closet, hot and cold water,
laundry, telegraph, restaurant, fire-alarm, bar
room, billiard table, daily papers, coupe, sew
ing machine, grand piano, clergyman, and
Meals every minute, if desired, and consequent
ly no second table. English, French and Ger
man dictionaries furnished every guest to make
up such bill of fare as he may desire, without
regard to the bill of fare afterwards at the Office
Walters of any nationality and color desired.
Every waiter furnished with libretto button
hole bouquets, full dress suits, ball tablets, and
his hair parted in the middle. Every guest
will have the best seat in the dining room, and
the best waiter in the house.
Any guest not getting his breakfast red hot,
or experiencing delay Of sixteen seconds after
giving his order for dinner, will please mention
the fact at the managers office, and cook and
L tbo he nf
non in front of the hotel at once. Children will
be welcomed with delight, and are requested to
bring hoop-sticks and hawkeys to bang the
carved rosewood furniture especially provided
for that purpose, and peg-tops to spin on the
velvet carpets; they will be allowed to bang on
the piano at all hours, fall down stairs, carry
away dessert enough for small family in their
pockets at dinner, and make themselves as dis
agreeable as the fondest mother can desire.
Washing allowed in rooms, and ladies giving
an order to "put me on a fiat iron," will be put
on one at any hour of the day or night. dis
Greet waiter, who belongs to the Masons, Odd
Fellows and knights Of Pythias, and who was
never known to even tell the time of day, has
been employed to carry milk punches and hot
toddies to the ladies' rooms in the evening.
Every lady will be considered the belle OF
the house, and row-boys will answer the belle
promptly.
The Office clerk has been carefully selected to
please everybody, and can lead in prayer, play
draw-poker, match wersted in the village store,
shake for drinks at any hour, day or night
play billiards. good walter, and can dance
the German, make fourth at euchre, anuse
the children, repeat the Beecher trial from
memory, is good judge of horses, as railroad
or steamboat reference is far superior to Apple
toms or anybody else's guides, will firt with
any ysung lady and don't mind being cut dead
when "Pa comes down" Don't mind bein g
damned any more than a Connecticut river
can room forty people in the best room in the
house when the hotel is full, attend to the an
nunciator, and answer questions in Greek, H E.
brew, Choctaw, Irish or any other polite lam
ruage at'ths same moment without turning 6
hair.
Dogs allowed in any room in the house, in
cluding the w(h)ine room. Gentlemen car
drink, smoke, swear, chew, gamble, tell shady
stories, stare at the new arrivals, or indulge II
any other innocent amusements common to
watering places, in any part Of the hotel. The
landlord will always be happy to hear tha
some other hotel is "the best house in the coun
try" Special attention given to parties wh'
can give information as to chow these taing
are done in Yewrup."