The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-08-12
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| nersbarrick sim awtoogs wuunerfitzlch
derweaga, Anes fun unser gooty republi-
cans sawgt der Allen waer an orrick
weeshter un meaner alter ding, un wann
de helft wohr is wass ar fun chm g'sawt
hut don setta de demokraWt ia sich shem-
ma son mon t2u runna for Governor Sc
behawpta we der Allen noch an Klaner
bu war het er OILS yungy silin un oyer
g'shtola un het Sc ferkaWft uns geld
g'numma for chaw duwack NIT kaw1a.
For yohra tzllrick, sawga Sc, het ar aw
OILS geil g'shtola un waer dri mohl in de
penitentiary gwest uE oily mohl nous
gebrocha. Un Sc bahawpta aw ar date
sheer oily dawg g'suffa hame kumma un
date OILS siner fraw shake gevva, un era
klader nemma was Sc sch selwer fer
deent nit nous gea wesha, un date Sc fer
kawfa uns geld fersowfa
Now, is sell miglich, dos der SON mon
we sell support for Governor? De Fan
ny un der Joe KeshtafF esser hens ord
Itch lively g'hot mitnonner, for der Joe
behawpt all de shlechty saucha wo Sc
sawga liver der Allen is wohr, un de
Fanay, of course, behawpt is sin lauter
republican leega, un dos so g'shwetz an
sure sign is os der alt BIZ Allen exactly
der mon fun right stripe is.
Aver we is es init sellam onner mon
amer Hayes? Der Joe sawgt seller waer
so ivver GUS shmart,un goot, un so frumm
un so ehrlich os an mansh yusht 81 con.
According tzu siner shtory, we der Hayes
noch an klea bubbelly war hut er ne net
gegrisha wann er shmartza g'hot hut i'm
leibt odder we er ON tZawna war. We er
narsht elf moonat alt war hen Sc chm
gor Kea extra unner-kleader aw du brau-
cha, we'll er sellamohls shun fershtond
g'nunk g'hot hut dos ar g'wiss5 hut we
mer sich sauwer halt. We der Hayes
narsht sivva yohr alt war sawgt der Joe,
waer err shun ous.g'larnt gwest, un sid
der sellam hen Sc ne kea shool maeshter
fnna Kenna dar shmart g'nunk war chm
ebbas larna Er soil aw an orrick gooter
mon si-uf course sell fershtate sich fun
selwer-for derepublicans sin all goot-
so we der Grant, un der Porra Beecher,
un der Cameron, I'm der Mackey, unnoch
feel onnery de in de front ranks fun der
party sin.
Tn now, froke ich, is sell aw wohr os
der Hayes so iyver GUS goot un shmart
un krishtlich is? Der Joe behawpt s is
wohr aver de Fanny sawgt er war anes
fun de average republican leaders-aner
dar uf course orrick nice is. un gate oily
Sundawg welt forna nuf in der kaerrich,
maucht an g'sicht so long os an uffa rohr
un dino gate er on de arwet der very
neagsht dawg TN dut ollos wass er con
for an gonsy army fun deeb in de offices
halta-de's geld GUS der treasury shtaie,
uns in era eagny seek nj shtecka, De
Fanny sawgt de lett waera now about
long 'nunk g'humbug'd NIT denna orricK
gooty un feinv phorrisaer in politics, Sc
gate nj for menner de aw menner sin, un
de's uf era eagny hook gea kenna, un de
sich net aw shtella breiCka os wann Sc
NIT nemmod in der freindshaft waera os
yusht nit der grose family fun engel i'm
Himmel. In denna tyeita fun leega, un
betreega, un shtala, un deciefa un heichlei
geb uns exactly so shtrait out un indepen-
ty kaerls we der Bill Allen in Ohio
sell is der weag we de Fanny shwetzt
wann ebber ebbas sawgt fun weaga poll
tics.
Now, ich muss g'shtae, de Fenny hut
recht, aver somehow, wass mich net suit
is, der Bill Allen is eva doch an demo-
krawt, un der Hayes is an republican.
Wann es net for sell waer don date ich
selwer sawga Hurra for Allen, for ich bin
entirely g'satisfied os ar an ordlich gooter
independenter un ehrlicher mon is. Els
gate mer hort drau tzu denka de goot alt
republican party tzu ferlussa Ich hob
an glawa os sell an sind is, un dos der
Horace Greeley sick orrick fersindich'd d
hut we ar OBJ is gonga fun der party, un
81 shtrofe war os er shtarwa hut missa.
Un so gates NIT china all wo de republi-
can party ferlussa un joina de demokraw-
ia. So is es anyhow gonga NIT m Gree
ley, un NIT I'M Sumner, un noch etlich
onnery de g'shtorwa sin we'll Sc de re-
publiCans ferlussa hen. Aver we is es uf
der onner side? De wo de democrats
ferlussa un joina de republicans-selly
shtarwa ne net. For instance, der Gen
eral Grant hut shun g'nunk Jarsey light
ming whisky 81 hols hummer lawfa lussa
for an CONS brigade fersowfa, un ar labe'd
OILS much un enjoy'ds 81 hunnert un tzwan-
sich daussend dawler's yohr, un aw 81
match geil un 81 bull hund. Wann ar
an democrat geblivva waer don hetta Sc
n 81 dawg ua des lavas ne net President
elect. So shtock con mer yusht dorrich
de republican meel du, for Sc sin net CONS
so particular os de demokrawta.
Un we is es nit IN Cameron? Ar war
aw an demokrawt, un we Sc ehn net sup
port hen in sina dealings NIT de Insha,
we ar so feel geld gemaucht hut, is ar aw
nivver uf de republican side,un for yohra
long hut ar g'feedert ON grossa treasury
troke, un labe'd OILS noch. Der Hart
ranft is noch anes fun seller sort, un ar is
aw net g'shtorwr draw. Un so Kent ich
noch feel onnery mentiona-de wo de re-
publicans ferlussa shtarwa un de wo de
demokrawta ferlussa bleiva lava all era
lebdawg. Un sell con de Fanny aw net
ferleagna, un doch will Sc obsolute hawa
os ich aw nivVer gea set tzu de demo-
krawta. Ich suspect os Sc yusht druf
GUS is mich uf seller plan Gus em weag
shauffa will, un dos Sc ferleicht era avg |
uf an onnerer hut. We sell is vase ic6 |
net.
Now hob ich an proposition. Suppose
Sc data now amohl de candidates ferwex-
la in Ohio, so os der Allen uf unser side |
runna date un der Hayes uf der DINER,
for we g'sawt, es kummt mer fore es date |
IS republican ticket improofa. Der Allen |
war olsfort an democrat g'west un ich |
con net fershtae we's kummt os ar net aw |
nivver gonga is uf der grose Republican |
howfa.
Der Danny Solaklupper is aw now uf |
der fence. Ar sawgt we'll de tzeita so
ferdinhenkert tuff sin will are amohl niv-
yer vota uf de democratic side. Ar hut |
an shtorv fertzaled os de Fanny gons i'm
mer un eawich g'lechert hut. Du |
waesht de Fanny con aw laucha os der
waert is, un de shtory hutse yusht about
gsuit. I'm des doh is now de shtory
Es war amohlan mon in anes fun denna |
shtedter boarding heiser wo Sc de board
ers feedera NIT hash, corn brod un fun |
wolfelshta coffe. Ar hut ca cuply coffee
getrunka, un we de mawd g'sae hut as 81 |