The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-04-26
Do don- ever bark their Sims?

Do dog ever bark their Sims?
The breakers aheaG-Baggage masters.
We always stuck TO il that spring would
conc.
The prevailing wind in Cincinnati is said
TO be "sow. weS-by.>ow."-B Boston Times.
Cat your coat according 10 your cloth.'
If your cloth is BAD cut your coat badly.
sam Wilnesou will hereafter sleep with
his door locked, or give up wearing red
ni.ht-,hir,> BTooHy~ -drG"s.
The new IyiJunc building is many stories
high, ia, not being completed it is to be
cohtinL, d. j Rochester Democrat.
Sna@kuusty Jim. Steamboat Frank, and
ScnisccG Charley, aic IN BiooHlyn, put thcy
haven't testified yet Boston Post.
A Port JEWS tuan offered his house for
= bot 70 rnr would buy. II was floating
ubwa the river on the ice.--DctfOt Press.
Harrisburg hes q juvenile phenomenon
WI can spell backwards rs readily and cor
X, ! Is forwards.
M. .auphu. cc Milford, Conn, bincty
tvr yci.r> old, "swo!c off" chewing toblc'
CO ut wtck.
lnl"rr, -, has ueiiicr lawyer, doctor,
lyNn d,bt. nor newspaper, but hiss money
il T., treasury.
nNc t,ughttIS Of family in McNair
cn:rtl, Tenn, were ali married odc day re-
emily.
&. a recent act o! the Norwegian Legisla-
tue Norway, sweden, and Denmark no"
il W Il common currency.
Ihcro is no culyp!accncy like that of the
mao clio huns k,roscue When be gaZeS
ui"n b. ncl"tihUl'> ga>-bIii.
Prime. y u,!rrr. a son Of the celebrated
FED. marsha, 1iiti on tie S;h instant at Rad
raI. .>IstI'', >'Nrn'y- eight years OF age.
Dion naucciul; has head like Shak-
ep.Hc--a had ore" Yes but Dlon's is
laid ir.j:!".- Rochester Express.
Five th"u and pounds Of sponge recently
catered tbs pcit .! Key West. SpougC-cake
WI IT cheap there for some time.
TIT late; from Spain is that the Spanish
c.p,n l. 100 zig for Aitous0's head, aud it's
vor +" = ;rt!drd. Why not pad the young
NM boa" = Norr1st0ara Herald.
Thrcilcf engineer Of the Rochester wafer
y X i named Tubb$, and the New York
Times is ;lliry TO kick the bottom out vi
ii> observation-disclosures Sentinel.
CIV. Tn,iruIc, v 10 used to be saileure,
an,, mot Il >loeIuakeurc, as incorrectly re-
urI,t. i Il prolific autheure OF drahia'lc
i,",>- Ind'a"Gpol'S Uerdtd.
Wqilyhalcr. writing 10 an acquaintance
W.. - bin d. addressed him as MY dear
,d>' because he said he was Trend
WITHOUT an l.--Itme>.
What can be more eNaspcra!ing 10 lie
l,rg-suIcfing soul OF him who Is " next
it,n 10 sec the barber of his choice putting
g.. lis coat and starting for dinner!
There is no place at this season Of the year
wherein dog can bounce around so salts
fac:crily as q freshly planted gardcn.bcd.
IntSbir9h Leader.
"Cupid's Caravan" is the rcfreshiugly
novel title with which the National Repub.
lican heads its daily list Of marriage Ii.
censes.
We are paucd to see that Fanuy Daven.
port is getting old. That is 10 say she will
travel as star next summer season.--ROch.
ester Democrat.
Some of the river people say if they con-
tiaue to have 50 much jam and ice tue coun.
try will be DESERT Boston Commercial Bul-
letin.
Nov the Willy druggist fills his Shop with
tie odor OF c.mphur, reminding the moth.
abhorring housewife Of her duty.-BOstoa
Ir0nScTipt.
i Scotch maiden, upon her lover remark
in, - think I'll marry thee, JEAN" re-
Piled, Il would be muckiud obleedged to ye
If ye would.'
The Herald will please give Us something
more regarding Cesar. IT. silence on the
subject has become oppressive dorchester
Democrat.
Either the new style Of ladies' hats must be
lo~crcd. or else the telegraph wires crossing
our principal streets must he clevated.--
WhtehaH Times.
Some one asked Aleck Stevens why he
Wore two oyercuats, aud be replied that it
WAS because three made him somewhat I'M
comfortable.
B4yard, of the Brooklyn 1sgas, heard that
c'pperas-watel would restore gray hair to its
nltural color. He now calls out "You lie,
sir-you lie ~ Detroit Press.
Don't copy articles from books or news
papers and send them to IL for publication
Il, original. We rrefer 10 DO our own steal
Ing Cumberland Democrat.
a new drum bias just arrived for the Char
ioue Coinct Band, which Is said to ou,rival
The voice Ct u street auctioueer when strung
up 10 It's fullest capacity Charlotte Leader.
And though the millinery establishments
have ali had their spring openings, VIII
lams, Of the Norrjstown Herald, s,ill frets
over Tie Louisville iotlery.-Dorer Mail.
A corn wbisk will take anything oil your
coat, and corn whi.key will take off the coat
OF your stomach. -BoSt0n Commercial Bal
letla.
Petersham has produced TN aucloncer who
tells the truth. He recently told bidder:
"You've got good bargain on that sleigh
you lid cf for $3.50. It's just as good Tor
The hens 10 roost Oh rs one that cost 800"
The foreman Of q nour.mili in indiara
lately put watch in sack Of -four and
shipped the lot before be found his mistake.
1t will doubtless be found in the Hour by
some poor woman kneadlng it.-NeW Or
leans Keputlscan.