Litchfield enquirer., 1875-05-13
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 charming young lady who attends evening church service regularly is called "the vesper belle, 'by the distracted youth of the parish %* &
 Lester Wallack paid S30,00O for the Waite property in Stamford. Stamford now affords summer home to three New York managers, the other two being Sher- iden Shook and Edwin Booth.
 John Hay has at ded a little daughter to his new family. It is his first oliense. -Hewishes now he had been the author oi a~BfsrIe PaftaIiettes| Instead -ofE Little Brooches; hut no matter.
 The Augusta (Ga) "Constitutioualist mentions, as an eyidehoe of the increased confidence in the administration of Gov ernor Chamberiain. that the price of South Carolina bonds has considerably advanced ill that city.
 4 Dubuque printer received the fUi- lowing note from his girl: May I git yauked ont O bed at uI!dnite every nite by cuss like Theyd0re Iiitnn, all carried mpp a million pare of stares if ever ] sese tO love yOu. Jim.
 T.. |. in June with his great Roman Hippo drome, to build wooden .tcucture in each city capable Ot seating 50 GOO, and to run cheap excursion train to all tie smaller towns. If there are ne railroads. he will build q few. --+ 1-
 A stranger dropped into Newark bar room the other day, took up a newspaper, and shortly afterwards fell into tranee in which he died. For ci,riosity's sake, we would just like to know what newspa- per that was.
 There Is young couple down ill Port land, the wind 'up of whose engagement depends on the result of the Beecher trial. II the verdict Is "acquittal' she'll have him; if not, she'll never trust living man, she says.
 A Western editor appeals to lis delin- quent subscribers by saying: ''This week we have taken in potatoes and pickles on subscription. Now, if you will bring in some vinegar for the pickles and some wood to roast the potatoes, we can live till artichokes get big enough to dig
 A country youth, who desired to know how to become rich, sent n quarter in an- swer to an advertisement and received the following valuable recipe: "Increase your receipts and deorease your, expenditures Work eighteen hours day, and live on hash and oatmeal gruel. Acute chlnanlania.- -Mav-.'AIammal mammal don't go on like this, prayr Mamma (vho has smashed favorite pot What have got to live for?" May Have nt you got me, mamma?" Mamma You, child! Tou'r not unique. There are SIX Of you-a complete set
 Western editor. thinking to stock hls deNleted lardsF, advertised Poultry saken ln sxehange for advertising The vlllalnous eompositor, seeing his oppor- tunIty to pay up long grudge, set Ii up Poetry taken c."-and since that time the office boy has been clearing fifty cents day from the waste paper man.
 \ rare case of political self-abnegation has just occurred at Portage City. Wis. The candidates for Alderman of the Sec ond ward were the editor of the village paper and the town druggist. The editor magnanimously voted for his opponent and elected him. the druggist getting 8l votes out of 1G0. . ,.-
 aEIcucu Duictief WHO was on hlS death be1 said to his wife: of die, Francoise, you must marry our shop boy He is a good young man, and the business cannot be carried on without man to look after 1t. ''I have been thinking about that already, said his wife. -
 They are to have another town meeting Tn Norwalk to reconsider the recent vote sending almshouse children to Fitchs Or phans Home. The Roman Catholics think that those children who have been baptized in their church ought not to be
 A citizen who met an old acquaintance on the street yesterday, asked why he wore a weed on his hat. r-"For my poor wife, who has passed over the river," was the melancholy reply. Well, can't she come back--arn'k AIaa farrf-boats run ming " was the E;se7 Herry, The man had to explaiA 3hat h6 Cid not refer tO the Detroit River. s aa y1