The tribune. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1874-1876, 1875-11-17

Adipoee among my bones.
Il is on account Of that
now protest in earnest tones,
No more bring up the coal can I;
Neither can chop up wood.
To dothese duties please to try,
My gentle wife, pray be so good.
A smart thing-A mustard plaster.
Order of court" Send one dozen
jury, carefully packed"
Ohio proposes sending youth of one
hundred and sixteen summers to the
Centennial.
Young women are advised to set good
examples, because young men are always
following them.
The height of man is equal to the
measure of his extended arms from tip
to tip of finger.
That writer does the most who gives
his reader the most knowledge and takes
from him the least time.
"Pull on this rope" wrote Mr.. Wine
gardner, OF Wiliamsport, Pa, "you
will find me in the canal"
At Jacksonville, Fla, recently, five
sharks were seen swimming after boat
in which man had cut his foot.
The supreme court of Iowa has
affirmed the constitutionality of the law
providing that railroad companies shall
be responsible for fires caused by sparks
from their engines.
They tell of O man in Maine who
kicked q can of nitro-glycerine out of his
way. The story is shocking one, as
the story of the vain search for the
scattered fragments of human being
always is.
A man nearly seventy years old, blind
and infrm, has been sentenced to death
for murder in Red River county, Ark.
His crime was committed twenty-five
years ago, but he was not until re-
Gently brought to trial.
The superintendent of the Passaic
zinc mines, at Ogdensburg, N. J., Jew
days ago found large garnet in the
mine, for which he has been offered $50.
There have been several smaller ones
found, valued at from $40 to $15 each.
To know how to keep tidy house and
well aired apartments; to know how to
select the best kinds of food to know
how to prepare them in the best manner
these are FIRST things, and every
daughter should learn them before
marriage.
Some time ago little girl in West
field, N. j., while playing dropped her
mothers silver thimble into q chicken
coop. Some days afterward two of the
chickens were killed, and in the gizzard
of one of them was found the lost Thin
BILE, finely polished but not injured.
In these days of labor saving devices,
lazy rustics will rejoice to know :kss a
Vermonter has invented q churn which
can be so adjusted to wagon, that all q
man has to do is to pick up his reins,
drive mile or so, and presto-the
buffers made.
The supreme court of Wisconsin has
recently decided that the whipping Of
child by public school teacher Is an
assault and battery, and that an offend
ing teacher may be mulcted in damages
as we'll as held answerable for violating
the dignity of the law.
Warren Smaller, an old captain of
Deep River, Conn. fell overheard in the
sound, the other day; but, catching the
rope, was towed along on his back under
the vessels bow for over q mile, when
he was hauled up in safety, still smok-
ing his pipe.
There is in the moral straits current
from right to wrong, but no reflux from
wrong to right for which destination
we must hoist our sails and ply our oars
incessantly, or night and the tempest will
overtake us, and we will shrek out in
vain from the billows, and irrecoverably
sink.
A London detective has discovered a
new crime among clever children. It
consists in getting intoxicated, and con-
sequently getting the clothes torn and
the body wounded, and then accounting
for the whole thing to credulous parents
by laying abduction and maltreatment
at the door of supposititious tramps and
gypsies.