The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1875-05-27
PENNSlLHANLA DEITSH.
BREEF FUN SAMMY SCHNITZLER


Ich hob geshter de Fanny g'froked eb
Sc mer sawga kent eb der aw so shpell-
ing bees het in Ohio, aver Sc hut mer's
net sawga kenna. Doh by uns in Penn
sylvania sin selly shpella matcha all der
go, un es dinkt mich Sc waer wennich
we unser Republican party awfongs-
rather hort gwora.
Now, doh uf EN- Dunnersbarrick
shwetza mer derfu form definition bee
organiza, un wann mer dun don, uf
course, waerra sc mich aw der President
electa, un sell date mich dino aw promi'
nent maucha for an semly candidate.
In Pennsylvania is es der gebrauch
yusht ehrliche lett in de 'semly nj lecta,
un sell is wass meer so holwer de notion
gebt.
Du denksht aver ferleicht ich bin net
fit for SON grossy Office. lch consider
mich so fit we der common run, any
how, un for de lett tzu satisfya geb ich
der now aw amohl a dale fun meina
principles.
Ich bin derfore dos mer kea GUS
lender mae ns lond ri kumma lusst, ex-
cept monseid un aw weibsleit.
2. lch bin in favor form hocher toX
uf bachelors. De Fanny behawpt mer
set de old maids aw toXa, aver wann's
net for de bachelors waer don hetta mer
gor Ike old maids. lch bin aver OPP
posed tzu tox uf bull hund, un der Grant
is uf der same platform.
8. Ieh gea nj form law so dos nemond
nix shtarkers drinka con as monnygahale
whiskey, except mer sufert fun eXcessif-
fer dorsht.
a. Ich gea nj form law dos lett era
viewer OBJ shwappa kennta by mutual
understanding mitnonner. According
tzu der law kenna Sc sell gor net du dort in
Brooklyn, mitout sc raisa au grosser fuss
derweaga.
Aver es is net no atwcndich dos ich
der all my principles uf amohl geb' lch
hob mock feel onnery de mer usa con &C
cording tzu circumstances. Unser re-
publica party is progressiff net abbordch
ca weag odder der onner bis dos mer
vase well nemmt unner de lett.
Aver, we g'sawt, mer shwetza dcrfu
an definition bee uf tzu krega doh uf
EN- barrick, un now geb ich der pawr
Illustrations:
.SkLanGerlr. Des is an hoch deitsh
wardt. is named an weeshter kronker
hund dar drouse rumm shneekt un
shnaftan gowtzt on yeader mensh dos al
aw trefft. Es hut aw shlanderers unner
de weibslet wo de kaerrich gejoined
hen:
.ShQaire-Des wardt is orrick feel
g'used in unser nochbershaft. Amer dar
gor net orrick particular is wass ar sawgt
un vase we mer managed geld tzu lana
wann err nix mea uf borricks kawfa con
so amer is an Shquire, Unser gooty
oily Republican party hut orrick fee
shquires, un sell is was de party so shtor
rick un so respectable maucht.
LaWyer-Des wardt maent an hochy
farming in mattymatticks un amer dar de
science fershtate we mer de lett era
shtamps un onner property tzu seiner
eagny use transferra con. De lawyers
DUN all on der bar practissa, Oily mohl
dos OILS amer doh uf der Dunnersbsrrick
Kummt gate ar grawd uf EN- Kitzelder-
fer seiner bar i'm waertshouse tzu. De
Republican lawyer sin de shmartshty,
for Sc sin all goot uf de financial matty
mtticks.
M,nistey-Maent amer NIT schwartzy
klader aw, paper collar, weis holsduch
un an ivver Gus gooter obbadit for welsh
hinkle, longy brod waersht un schnitz
pie. In deitsh haste mer Sc Porra.
PyiHtey--is amer dar gooty kleader
g'shenkt grickt, adder uf borricks; dar
Shaft yusht we'll ar nix sunsht tzu du hut
De printers hen sheer all net wennicher
dos ca fraw average, un yeader fun nine
bis fuft1ea klany kinner i'm house un
for common aw anes odder tzwea extra
on der broosht. De printers game OILS in
der circus for nix.
1ury-Sell is an ding in tzwelf dale,
un yeades dale is an gooter Tin law
fuller mon. De Jury Kenna anne sawga
we's is nit dem porra Beecher.
Cabtain-Maned amer dar proweert 81
pension increase oily yohr, un is for
common willens tzu denna in de Offices.
De beshty Captains sin all Republi-
cans.
Mai3y-Maned an shlicker. dicker un
fetter ding, for common an bar keeper,
odder an officer, fun der Young Gents
Christian Association un supports Re-
publican ticket.
ColONeI-Is amer dar willens is tzu
denna in ofice-for shreef, Congress
NOM, Semlymonn odder Kunshdaweler.
De Colonels fun daera awrt sin all sun
dy Republicans.
GeHeyal-ls amer dar orrick feel lager
beer drinka con un aw whisky, un waerd
net g suffa, we'll de Generals orrick feel
fertrawga kenna Der President Grant
is an General.
.Semly-MOnn--is amer dar uf der Semly
huckt un dut 81 frlces huctuata according
tzu circumstances. Ich hob aw amohl
an notion g'hot for rous kumma OILS an
Semly mon uf EN- Republican ticket,
aver Sc hen de prices so nidder hummer
gebrucha dos mer sheer nix mea derbei
terdeena con.
Des sin now definitions de aw useful
sin, anyhow besser we dale fun de
wardta in der shpelling bee wo gor net
wohr sin.
For SON nj fashiondy definition bee
wo mer doh uf em barrick uf Krega
wella, waers sw ferleicht an gooter plan
wann mer pawr questions in question
box du date, so we Sc hen in der Sun
dawgs Shool Convention. Doh sin a
pawr for illustration;
Well dale fun shlong is era body, TN
we'll dale is der schwartz
Dun de wo millich ferkaufa OILS was
ser in de millich odder millich ins was
serl
Sin de duckter un de undertakers in
partnership mitnoner. n"
Wellas is de mommy fun yunga him
kel-de wo's oy laegd odder de wos oy
Gus breed?
Wass hat der fodder Noah derbei