The Hawaiian gazette., 1875-10-13
Variety.

And nov they call it "spellisoo."
Arti61ial eyes for horses arc announced.
Amsn goes to extremes when he kicks and gets his
daudor up.
The iai man q the Bible-P Paunchius Pilate-K
20. E-BH5liaaH-
Habiis is the name Of Baltimore clergyman who
makes riiusm hit hobby.
-hI Prince de Cccchi drove four-n-hand of jack
asses 90 The Bois de Boulogne recently
j. observed that ia strawberry short-cake it not
tae aaEs shas is short. but the strawberries.
The boottaoEs Of the oil regions spill -four on the
bo1iz tAIi refuse 70 pay more than nicklc-
eco Wet now means to 60 west Of Kansas and
,.ebzasEa. il you don't want to eat grasshoppers.
The NoLgaia8,lelaHHk is the euphOniOus title of a
uJu pleasure stelmer recently launched on lake in
Maine
Nrs Lander was introduced and commended to the
Tsrre Hauie Hgbis BY the .ourHals rising young
Hel-osf.7
Epita7hl SHOW the wit Of the living more than the
virtues @ TIE dead. II is the same way with obituary
Ha-seE-
youur lady in spelling match finished Der edu-
zluaa" -i-h shun.' She " came out immedi-
alsy after.
Zen HE1 of Georgia. says tba, secession was mis-
-ala. ana crime. while Radioalism is crime end
uaHistake.
-as --latest Eeli Is 70 climb ten-foot ladder, and
vli.s slaud5HF OF your head the TOP round, swa-
Dow ihs ladder.
Eeur-I sherman vas obliged personally to see to
ts murrb 10 make a success Of his march to the sea-
-N o. Egpu5liauH.
Won't somebody 60 10 Vienna aud make up the
r-uuadon TbelEst census make exactly l,OOl $685.
rlIah is awkward.
Fools ara necessary to show wise by contrast ;
a H appear in tact that The supply Of fools is great
t= iHuu thc demand
amer all The Presidents CBsarism has not caused
r.s1-y s. much eroitemeut in the West as Secretary
E-isiov' seizc-ism-
Tbe HHrtiord CouraHt snys " Wendell Phillips is
a. iiia.ic as erer.' Perhaps this ought 70 come
d1-iie lleal Of Personal
Hou long " i my chop be, water p angrily asked
Huur-g man 81 a restaurant. " About five inches,
fz,7 Eas the accurate reply.
The Couuec.ioui House Of Representatives INDUCED
ae joEs Of referring petition for woman suffrage
3D. lht Committee on Insurance.
llass making bids fair 70 be .be fashionable morn
i-r occupation the way o; fancy work at watering
T-a1sl and she seaside this season.
The IoBorisr legend is inscribed on The front Of
haiohs--f shop u AZ inland town Of Pennsylvania
East Tale Tor Little kalves nut mourn two daze
Tbe rraduatiur season Is at hand. and the white
muslin and black brondsloth market is lively. The
rreat -l graduates with golden hair viii be quite
uuuU-ous.
Nsruukoe Judge has decided that husband is
1 rotation 70 his EiIo. Then he can be no relation
hil riiss relations, which is cheering to the
racs.-CLiasgo T5ma
las ths suraoious remark Of a keen observer that
yuu can rousrtIy tol a newly married couple at the
dinner talls IS ths indignation Of the groom when
o. aIiebtf OF The brides butter.
correspondent writes g Win you please inform
l uabsr-ibe- vhs-s General Logan was vounded7''
We or, no, positively certain, bot are quite
81 was not in The jEu--chisago Times.
CauaaB valley Conn, IS tho place where they store
Eg-f rr ruuroYrie- in blacksmith shop. and where
.ae runpordor. Erhsea By spark from the forge,
f.sv-s the blacksmith and his shop into bits.
M- si.oad has skea6Aadlsa from Montreal with an
other mars VIC. Tsose grAsshopPers stories tarn
a1t lo st crasFuhoTpsrs for the NEST part. Betty
Eiris 10 rriErlur on the London bOGrdE.-BOsiOH
Has
wtv daut vou Kill Of more hensT' inquired
Easu6 orH Ner se-sey farmer. The latter leaned
r iht fsuos. nd zlteT eyong his interrOgatOT for
lrH1s. saleHly replied. T" Sumner bOarders."
b. Tn Eru,s-a-soS Russia and Germany seeua to IN
5--=au5 ershorOgehly.n This very signih-
-zt q thout that the tutors who instruct them IN
ar Ia-ruur1f 5iaH't fool away any tne--LOHisrille
-s-r--lss-Hai
A-a Cba-iss.or Rihs match the prizes offered con-
rzs5 VI zoe cypress shingles, carpet rug china
-sse,. Hrtsuiur-ro5 eouducsor. two bottles Of CO.
-a-s suds and birdie. and other equally nisoeilA-
uas1f a-aiaies-
-u-us gam-s the ouilEE and murderer WoOed his
1.-lr 10 tts srusse Of sewing machine agent.
--us ha- ds iehi. sfssr their marriage in diseOv-
szr thri be vas %. quite as bad he had led her
lrzsrnuss-
-at Tennessee -ir,r went through the ssrAngefreAk
.-ssiur sous eighteen inches and then eSbing and
frrar lie the ocean for about four hours at Lon
E-1 -our. he osAss day, and nobody can tell what
tasuatte- -ith g.
1zs or our adopted citizens seeing bunch Of ba-
-auat lhs ahur day, stood IN silent. Astorishneat
S. uaaui u.iuute. and then brOke out g" BegOrTA,
dra Ea-ts loat, III ssTf. sndnOE they nail pickles
r st1islp
90, q tie sanfsy gnshsrings in London Mr..
lssi5us a. ls iss. o0arraialasea Mr.. Moody on his
tas sear ctuss from which be could EpeAk audibly
q -t sui.i,usus Az. p said Mr.. Moody, a wish
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