The star. (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1874-1875, 1875-03-23
GOSEIP.
Welcub, welcub birthful sprig,
Happy birds are dow cd wig,
Flittidg about frob tree to tree,
FillidR the air with beIOdy.

The latest thing in front door locks
night keys.
The bored of ducation-children who
dislike school.
The new bonnets are OF f"chip," but not
of "the old block"
No true woman will ever marry man
so tall that she can not reach his hair.
Since the flood down i'm Chattanooga
the ladies do their shopping in flatboats.
A recent serenading party didn't see
"To Rent" on the house till they were
done.
"Small Talk" of Louisville, drew SO in
the lottery, and has been ON spree ever
since.
In some of the new styles there is no
change. Poor relations are cut the same
as last year.
The Heather Chinee in California call
Brother Hammond, the revivalist,
Much chee-Jumpee.
Louisville brags ofhaving spring chick
ems. so have we, and we have had ZEN
for about a year.
Business on small scale has been be-
gun by the Tack Manufacturing Com
pany at Florence, Mass.
The man who carried up brick wall
has been superseded by the actor who
brought down the house.
The young ladies of Rockford. Illinois,
have formed "Co-operative selt-escort-
ing church and party-going society,""
1t has been decided in Western de-
batting society that a person can not
chew gum and think hard at the same
time.
st. Joseph, Mo-, paupers refuse to take
the wood sent to. them by the poor
master II 1t is not all second-growth
hickory.
One good little Boston boy has earned
" ~ in three months by taking his cas-
tor Oil and rhubarb when his mother
wanted him to.
1t is claimed by some that woman was
created before man in order that she
might look around the house and lind his
boots and hat.
At the Opera-house last evening, some
one shouted "Down in 'front.'" whereup-
on nVe young men instinctively felt of
their upper lips.
There! that explains where my
clothes-line went to !" exclaimed an Iowa
woman as she found her husband hang
ing in the stable.
SIX Milwaukee women, with babies.
met the other day and agreed to vote
which was the handsomest infant. Each
child got one vote.
NV ELL" Brooklyn lady was heard 20
observe on the Courthouse steps, sif
must catch the smallpox, must. But
Pm willing to risk it,"
NV hat ii shame that l should be stary-
lngW exclaimed poor corset maker out
of Work-"l, that have stayed the stom-
chs OF hundreds"
A man i'll Illinois broke into the house
OF u widow. She pitched him out of
doors. A striking evidence Of the power
OF widows might.
Boston paper has found a,loyal In
dian, who does not steal or drink whisky.
he Is at present occupying position in
front Of cigar store.
The delivery of telegraph messages ia
| about to cease in Sioux City, Iowa. The
dogs chew up the messengers so fast that
The boy crop is giving out.
A Connecticut paper offers ga very
handsome tWo-blaaed pocket-knife" as a
premium to subscribers. This is rough
on the chrome dealers.
1t Mr.. Bergh can send man to iail for
three months for killing mad cat, we'd
Ike to know what he can do to q boy who
feeds marbles to a parrot?
IL Is SAID that Kansas man who has
handled good deal Of the grassnopper
fund never mad horse OF watch OF dia-
mond pin until this winter.
A man in Terre Haute ate a quart of
have a pain in his lumber region if ne
sticks to such board as that.
The loss OF a set of false teeth did not
prevent a marriage at Cairo. The bride
tied handkerchief over her mouth and
told the minister to ''goth aheath,"
Mrs. Candee's baby took the premium
at recent Connecticut baby show. But
how's this? We thought the prize. an
dee business was illegal up there.
A Washington man who was treated
to ''2o CENTER" slipped back to the cigar
store, the other day, and economically
exchanged it tor 'three for quarter"
Sally Morris, pretty Newark girl, is
''minu reader" She said to bashful
beau the other night, LA! l believe you
are going to kiss me-" She was right.
An Englishman having been solicited
to join a Black Hills expedition replied
that s'iJ is better to bear the hills we
ave than to fly to hothers we know not
off,
1t must be unpleasant for suffering
man i'll Berlin to hail street car, be-
cause there they call street car a
pIerdestrassenmeismencbahnwagen, for
short.
A little white girl and an aged African
are opposition cake Venders in the
Brooklyn court room. They sell with
out regard to age, cruller, or previous
'dishin.
The following notice, written OH the
door of a village schoolhouse, would
seem to indicate that the schoolmaster
is abroad: ikea at the wuden hous
necks door,"
A bride in Indiana after the conclusion
OF the marriage ceremony stepped grace
fully forward and requested the clergy
man to give out the hymn: "rhis is the
way long have sought"
A Chicago man recently dreamed that
his aunt was dead. The dream proved
to be true. He then tried the same
game with his mother-ih-law, but it
didn't work worth cent.
Frank Moulton has leased twelve ware
houses on the Atlantic Dock, which
would seem to indicate that he intends
to have the trial documents preserved,
whatever may be the expense.
A woman near Pimlico Sound had four
children at one birth, week before last,
and sour newspaper cuss wants to
know how she expects to get to the good
place. Why, she will 80 sailing in on the
"heir line"
The young ladies at Rome, N. Y, have
been busily engaged for few days past
digging the snow away from around their
fathers front gates. They have been