The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-07-15
It rains neutrality-suspicious.

1t rains neutrality-suspicious..
We shook hands with a fellow the
other day, who amt a c%andidatel
The prospect for a heavy crop of
potatoes never was better.
More than three hundred persons
are now using the White Sulphur
Water from the Court House park.
1t is proving quite eficacious in Dys-
peptic cases.
Michael & Son have received direct
from the Proprietors, r. & Us. cele-
brated Tonic Elixir Sc Liquid Extract
of Beef, an invaluable remedy for
Dyspepsia aud Pulmonary Consump-
ton.
Tie new and complete balloon,
christiancd. "II. l.. Larsh," will as
cend TO kiss the moon OH Saturday
evening next at s p. IN. Ascension
from corner of Main and Barron Sts.
Exhibition free.
"Cuf" Lockwood now smiles be-
hind the counter ofthe Gage lIotel,i'
which is certain PROOF that the House
is kept in A No. l style. Messrs.
Huffman, Allison and McNutt remain
in charge of the "Saints Rest"
Beccher's salary has been raised to
$1C0,000 per annum. 8 Moral-Every
minister should get into difficulty
with some female member of his con-
gregation. That's Plymouth Church's
standard for a. high salary.
MICHAEL s. SoN have received a fine
lot of bottled Bourbon, Gin andBlack-
berry Brandy for medical purposes.
1t is a pure article, and every family
should have it in their house during
the hot sultry weather.
We counted thirty-seven candidates
for office on our streets last Saturday.
One of them now holds eleven offices,
but wants the even dozen. Three
have held Offices during their natural
lives! Subjects for the decision of
the Radical Ring Convention.
We pay postage on all papers sent
outside ofthe county, and consequent
ly ought not TO be expected TO send
such without payment in advance.
There are some of our subscribers
who don't appear to understand this
fact.
JOHNNY MCCoRD, of Camden, will
run an excursion train TO Cincinnati
on Thursday, the 10Th inst, for the
small sum of$1,50 from this place and
return. It will leave our Depot at
6 :33 a. m. For tickets. and other in
formation call on S: S. Dix NJ. l..
Holt, or J.. L. McCord.
Candidates cards are flying around
almost as thick as the Grasshoppers
are S id 10 be. in Kansas, and as much
of a nuisance. Great God! When
will the honest and independent voters
of this county resolve that the "ofice
should seek the mani"
How the fashions change! Former
ly shoes were worn with the toes
cramped in, and presented a front like
the butt end of a billy Soat-if you
know which is that end. Now shoes
are made both broad tread and long
range ; the toes pointing heavenward
like a toad's nose in a thunder storm.
Tell me yc winged winds that round
my pathway roar. do We not know
sons spot where women fret no more
some lone aad pleasant dell, some
"hollcr"iu the ground, where babies
never yell and cradles arc not found.
The loud wind blew the snow into
my face and calmly answered, There
is nc such place"
BY oversight. the thanks of the
Masonic Fraternity were not formally
returned through the press TO the
choir, which furnished such excellent
music at the late Masonic Picnic.
The fraternity not only cordially
thank them, but we are sure all who
enjoyed their singing heartily join
with them in doing so. The connie
lee of arrangements desire US TO make
this acknowledgment.