The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-09-23

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t.s moss. far H.ewiag cats ars seldom
goos mausens
sailor sometimes realizes that
his harqag Is worse thas bis blghi
g-cs y sbslefs Dietionary
"A terrible question why di8
C.ptAia glaks. u the BoFse Marines.
feed be heRs Oh corn aud beabs
"A wa oncc asked peAsas, what
pau be performed 10 The great drana
Of Hfe Mad NJ own business. was
tic reply
s lady. on separating from bcf
hasbssd. changed Der religion. che .
sad. 10 ayoii bis company 10 the neHl /
world - veil IS this
Jason weiet.. Il Iowa. got mad /
and stopped bis newspaper. aud thee
because The Withdrawal Of bis patron
ago dila', kill the paper be wen, aud
Killed himseif
A few days ego Norwich man
bought = chest Of tea 10 Providence.
aud Ga opening found stone inside
ssighing nearly eleven pounds tie
remarked that the weighs q prosi
dcnee afe very mysterious.
Ne Ike 70 see man reasonably
quiet and pe@ceablr, but when be
stands 10 Que place long enough fot
The wasps 20 build nest ia the seat Of
his pants. be ought to be Kicked into
some sort u resistance.
~ young and beautiful widow was
about 70 marry rich old widower
Her friends wished 10 know what she
waited - marry him f)r. She replied
for pure love. love the ground
(meauing the estate, probably,l on
which be walks.
They we're seated at late din.
ner. when the door bell rang, aud the
servant handed card to Jones wife
Good gracious II is our minister. aud
I've been eating onions. she exclaimed
Never mind. said Jones. you need not
Kiss him to-day.
Our terms are IS day. with
moderate charges for extras, said the
iosiunatiDg young man who wore q
diamond pin at watering lace hotel.
70 sensible looking stranger, we
should be pleased to enrol you as a
guest. The stranger said be guest
not
Mrs Mills was asked the other
day how she managed to get along SC
nicely with Mr. Mills, aud frankly re.
piled: oh. | feed bin we'll When a
woman mArrics, her happiness for a
little while depends upon the state o.
her husbands heart; after that, IL,
pretty much according to the state q
his stomach.
The Chicago Tribune says that
Daniel o'Connell was proud Of hi,
power Of giving lick with the rough
side d bis tongue. 1t would have beer
great relief 10 the young men 10 th,
post Office It MIR, O'Counells services
could have been secured for the stamt
department.
"A new biogrspher Of Artemui
Ward says the genial humorist usual,
wrote with one leg over the arm Of hi
chair. We had always supposed hi
wrote with pen or pencil; but I,
write with one leg over the arm Of
chair |. not SO difficult as 10 write witl
one arm over the leg Of chair.
"A man driving a wind broke
horse along bridge Street Saturday
was allied by small 10y who Ell
qaired il the horse was for sale Til
man diint know bat be was. Val
Observed the little rascal they ! Ik
u gil about such crit,cr up to th
church to blow the organ Sunday,
Exit SINAI boy
Nothing il 40 discouraging 70
yoang lawyer just as he WAKES elo
qaent about angels tears. weepin
willows and tombstoncs, A. 20 be il
terrnpted ny the cold,blooded justic
with, You're OF your nest. bab; this
case Of hog stealing.
An exchange says the Sandwic
Islanders believe tha, Beelzebub walk
the earth IN the torn OF woman An
now aud then 700 will fnd a man j
this country who believes 30 too, an
tha, be has married the woman.
Jessie what was Joeis arm doiu
ropnd your waist when you were
tie ifont gate last nighll asked
precocioas Newberry boy Of bis ss,el
Ills arm wasn't round my waist;
won belt from him. and be as ial
ipg my measure, replied the indignai
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