, 1875-05-02
WANTED, 4 PARTNER.
Does Any One Wish to Invest in Heidi
Gated Bay Run2
An Idea Of the Colossal Profits Of the
" Business.


The Doctor Still Waiting.
Yesterday was the busiest OF the busy days Of
the year in thousands OF households in this city
tho day OF moving, cleaning, and multiplied
vexations. For the business public the day Was
no less aoti7s. Hundreds were moving from old
to new quarters, and still others were forming OF
diAsolving partnerships and laying p1ans for the
future. Among those seeking 4 " partner" not
matrimonial, was TRIBUNE reporter, who, by
dint Of industry and the exercise Of rigid econ-
omy. had amassed surplus fund, the cara Of
which had kept him awake ut night fox months-
To start Hippodrome would have brought him
in direct competition with Barnuu, which OF
course, he could not stand. To start bank hs
found he lacked political hackers hnd tho her,
aiding OF his name - capitalist. To invest in
railroad stock looked to him unsafe in
view Of tho reduced rates for travel now
growing 30 popular. To buy steamboat
or any part Of one was to ahoulder too much rc-
spons,bilitv for explosions, aud to start psa-
nut stand uas to hand his name down to poster-
itv in anything else than N envi2ble Light. All
trades and professions were thought Of, specu-
latave schemes ran th1oug his head, but it Was
not until late in the afternoon that anything
-1.us;h,a ~ r.,aonah1v inviting met hin eve.
onnMng npon ena wes! n pa s;. ~ sttaut;o D9u,
,rsa arrastad hy an adTert1,emant reading this
wise
s.slS nSde Mttis eapiisi roquifsd. 6ai i ii Md
isonst-. Aspin ~.
TL:.. thought ho, il my chance.
LITTLE CAPITAL REQUIRED
lust suited him, and oil he bolted. Knocking
at Room -, he was invited in The room "aa
Ind rackaees aud seated 1T tho two desks were
neatly-attirel gentlemen. IL want to see the
Individual who wants partner" said he, at the
same time drawing from hin pocket I hugo roll
Of national currency.
"I am the person you aro looking for. pre-
sumo" " responded tall, we1l-built gentleman,
Whoss face vas almost hidden from view by the
density OF his whiskers, slightly tineed by age,
aud tho enormous proportions OF an overgrown
va Vas promptly obeyed.
keporter-I have called to answer your adyar-
tisement and to learn whit you hare to onor =
stranger in the vsy Of a opportunity to g1ow
rich It onca
stranger taking q pint bottle filed with
| liquid into his hand)-1his il what have to
| otfor.-the best thing in the world
INDICATED BAY Rua.
the uaost marvellous discovery OF the nineteenth
century. It cures everything. As toilet ard-
ce it has no equa and Ill skin diseases, whether
| chronic or malignant yislda 70 single appllca-
| Raporter-Ths inventor At thia bottled Wis
I dom
stranoer-No other parsonage than mJsen,
| DR.. T. 3. Throop OF Boston.
| Reporter (e1tending bis hand}-pocsor, my
| name Is Williams, my father was physician
| em truly glad to meet you. | AN justfrom 0sh-
| Eoah was bu1ut out by the fire, but saved some
| currency, yon see displaying handful Of dingy
| r,an.rl,
Doctor-I have heard Of Jour father .nd = "a
| plad to meet YOU. Think h2Fs something thai
Iii anti t. vnu.
Reporter-Wsl}, what can va do, doctor
tha .foraaaid hnttie yieorouslv). lam The late
| nronrietor OF the ssTh1oopian Institute ot
! Roston for the cure Of cancers displaying q
pamphlet to that efYect). am about to open a
hrsncI, bonsa in dis city, With viev to locating
! hare aftar Tho Centennial, Ard want part-
t nsr~
! Ieporter-This ia good held Tor cancer doc.
| tors. especially il they have any knowledge OF
nol;tfcs rSlif
Doctor-I hare dropped the cancer business.
| tbere to any extent-they either die young o.
wsar mt With ago. I propose to put up my
| Medicated Bay Rum hero. and want about *1,o0
~ svrI, ron HALF 1r7KAzsr
in the formula Tor 81, 600, stsy with you several
| 7geebs aud teach YOU how to put it up and vary
soon veil both be rolling in wealth.
| Renortar-Chicaeoans take their rum straight
| T,octnr which fact. / fear, would injure o11s
tradn in the medicated bay article.
| Doctor-You don't understand This = not q
| 1ile nostrum to poison stomaens, nut per1 1ec.5
harmless beautitier Il works NE enatm: .;ao sao
its virtue Is An investment consists ln lts petng
| annIied outvardiy. People will not hesitate TO
| nse It hsH 30 much as they would An untried and
| uuknovn article to b. taken inwardly.