The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-07-09
NEW NoR.wEsTERs.
"A mule is bad pun on a horse.

The "Fonr O'CLOCK German" is to be
revived at some of the watering places.
The New Orleans Picaynns puts the
incoming cotton crop at $3.50. QUO bales.
"A Leavenworth editor says: We went
into the business determined to run it OF
bust. We busted"
The inhabitants of Leavenworth, Kan.
sas, are about to celebrate the twenty-first
year Of their town.
~-If q man has a country seat this il
about the time of year for HIM to go and
sit down ON it.
Joaquin Miller has had his novel ac.
cepted by London firm. 1t is said to deal
largely with modern Italian life.
-McCulloch says forty million Of French
men could subsist Oh that which forty mil
lion of Americans throw away.
Roses are SO plentiful in France that
the railway companies decorate the walls
Of the stations with them arranged on trel.
lis frames.
-'' May the 10 ateen rs too men muir.
dard hi won," was the record of a local
item found written by the off te devil on the
wall of a Texas sanctum.
The millennium has come indeed, when
Ben. Butler heads q procession of Northern
and Southern soldiery on the march to
Bunker Hill. "And a little child shall lead
them"
"A Michigan pomologist says he has,
after years of study and labor, that the art
Of imparting any desired flavor to fruit
while ON the tree and during the progress
of growth.
Train has broken out again. He says
So have no evidence that / shall ever die -
Unchiistian people will be led to doubt the
existence of supreme, beneticent Bein =
after this.
-Brooklyn's moral character, says the
Washington Chronicle, has been almost IT.
reparably ruined by the sensational head
lines in the telegraphic news of the trial, in
ttlCA
Philadelphia is preparing for the Gen.
tennial. 4 new hotel. ON the European,
plan, capable of accommodating five thou
sand people, is to be erected at Belmont
and Elm avenues.
Uncle Williams of Ohio gets up in the
morning now, works his joints until they
stop creaking, straightens himself up and
mutters "Tilden's no man for the presi-
dency he's too young"
the wealthy Englishman who has been
credited with the intention of conveying
Gieopatra's Needle from Egypt to England,
writes the Times that he is not prepared to
assume the expense"
There is man in Columbus, Ohio,
named Hellligle. Unfortunate cuss Why,
he couldn't pronounce his own name in the
streets of Boston without being arrested
for using profane language.
-Parson Brownlow having been called
"a disr putable old Tennessee politician, !"
by q South Carolina editor, proposes to
fight him in an cpen-tcp hog g-pen, after a
hard rain, with dung-forks.
A party of ragged Cinnamon returned
to San Francisco the other day from Ne
braska, where they had been farming, and
mournfulls and confidentially told repor-
ter: Too muchee hoppee all around like
hell"
One of Tennyson's friends quoted one
of Tennyson's lines, in the poets presence,
as happy instance of the natural express
sion of a spontaneous thought, and the
poet said 81 smoked dozen cigars over
that line."
The papers are beginning to call names
already. The Pittsburg, Commercial terms
Judge Kelley Financial monomaniac,"
and the Ohio State journal alludes to Will
liza Allen as a "paralytic old crab" Elec-
tions are always carried by adjectives.
A gentleman, meeting Wall street
friend, said: GIVE just mortgaged my
house, and have several thousand dollars to
spare. Can't You tell me something neat
and safe to 60 into?'' eyes" replied the
broner, 81 can put you to a sure thing !;
buy that mortgage on your house W
The Salt Lake Herald has long ac-
count of the complete destruction ofa Utah
city, under the following headlines
IS Shaunty Burned A Utah Holocaust: A
Prosperous Mining City Laid in Ashes
Loss, $40,o0ov' Good gracious Thus is
the property of the nation decreased.
A red-haired lady, who was ambitious
Of literary distinction, found but poor
sale for her book. A gentleman. IN speak
ing Of her disappointment, said: Her hair
is red, if her book is not" An auditor, in
attempting to relate the joke elsewhere,
said: "She has red hair, if her book
HASN'T"
Texas Jack, the husband Of Mile. Nor
lacchi, is going into the field of operatic
He has secured company,
and will give several English operas which
have remained unheard for many years,
opening in Boston. Mile. Morlacchi will
ead the incidental ballet.
-s Froude says in his history of Ireland:
6 There is a Bunker Hill close outside Bel
fast. Massachusetts, tradition has forgotten
now the name came to the Charlestown
peninsula. It is possible that the connec-
ion with Ireland is coincidence. 1t is
possible that the name of spot so memora-
Die in American history was brought over
BY one Of those Irish exiles.''
The following lines, appropriate to the
season, are offered the Philadelphia Ledger,
% be used TO the 9th of July and then re-
;urned, prepaid, inside ont with care
Little Johnny had pistol, which TO fire
of was his joy; but he fired it once too
'ften; we have lost our too patrlotic-and-
,ver-eager -to-cleb ebrate- -the-4 4th-of- July-in-
advance boy. Gone to meet uuy Fawkes.' =
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