, 1875-08-26

| tnann AB u Al annoyance
john Cofrea VA. drnwnod tho othnr day At
Eswport THO family constant'r loaes some
member NJ this tf"te1 lreakfaHt-tab1es, but notl
ing is ever said a',ont It IN the pauern.
Mr. Tarmas, Of New Hampshire, wns warnel
| that = drink OF whisky would rave hts ifo. "f'tl
die thousAnl timsn flrss," said Mr.. F.rmar.
snd lio htod him forthwith to tho tdiot asylum Of
agca.
Senator Dawes, when asked hv directory
canyayser to nana liB occupation. rc;,llcI,
"Wsitin9 Recommendations for olcc." A !"e4
honcat man /" Ills place mlgAt l.ave raapunded
"StatcBman."
Cardinal a1cCloskcrs visit to Par!s In a good
buainess ventutc. All tho wealthy Americana in
tho gar Capital wnnt him 10 marry their da,lgli-
tera for thcrn, auA tue Cardinals foe il pretty
round sum, 10 surs.
Olive Logan has bacn examining the shoes of
| Mr.. Sa1tor,s, nud doesn't like item, icEhapA
I Olivo will furnish an anxious world Of her
opinion Of Ina unlerclotling, including his Hocks.
With ali lhat thoy include.
COL Fo1ney saysi "Thoso ia = falso Idea that
| tho German language is not 70 graceful NJ tho
| French, Italian, or EngIish." An explanation
about that 225.000 would doubtloas read ~ we'll
In uorman as any othcr tonguo.
| A ittls hoy iu Springfield, attor his custom.
| ary prayer, night or two ago. continued, and
| bleBs mam.nh, and Jenny, aud Unco Donnr,'
adding. after = snomont'a pauae. tho axpIanatory
| remark. "hia phms In fopkinH.'
"rrockie" is the ouphoneonB abbroYiatlon to
which Miss Proclamation Emancipation Cog
geshalf. of Ohlo iB compelled to submit. Her
patriotic fathnr thus afflicted hot because Of tho
date OF hor birth, poor crsatuto.
Uli rarkina has burss out Into Bong, and COM
msmotatos the Battle OF Sedan in original verse,
commencing:
On Sajan, when the aun vAs Low,
All bIoodlesa Laid the nntroJden snow.
They cannot hire John Bright to vrito bis
mosnosrs. iIo has heard Of the fate Of the Dam
bury N'esos man and ". T. Shorman ana ID now
Watching tho outcome Of ths Detroit Free Press
mau's venture befote ho giyes himself away for
ever.
Oberly, Of tho Cairo Bul'cin says he did not
send tho Williamson County dapatch to the CAi-
caRo Times. In oIdor to make II more binding,
hc published tho dispatch In his own paper,
with comments. Very clover, but oil hoH
llaphaoous.
Roderick DuRgfu IL the name Of the wealthy
acos who Ia to 10 Bchcncks aol-in-aw. Ho calls
Bpado spade, hut il sanlentably ignorant Of
the value Of 1vo Of them in ono Latd. Tho
marrisgo iB expected to occur simultaneously
with ,hat OF the Hon. anthor og b,a h,;,o,e
bo,oe and tho "1fandbook NJ po.or"
~, ,oo fr.,,.,.,, 81. ..,. -.
,o s.aeS ,a.',1'' w .;',e.'," - papoln =, ~
..,o,,,'a.o ss1n,ss 49,. aa,s ."s ,s,.' so,'oso
H. s.". -, W. aua ao'.ooa aa,sN.''s4 ~, NUS
Ia..,, e.n NV. ao"u''', s'"auA.sa on.y
49,. -. o, 80, ~ ~ a., ~"o M vs.
.,,..,'a .e. a. .,aaa,ao, ~ ,s"' ="
III. ruo. 49,, ~ pA''e''''AA' e'ao'
'.
az soe 'n'tance o. sao''cnn Shoox1 auRe tres
nan. OF the oa'soa sta'ea ooars a. Indianapolis
haa efaaseo tombofasJ mluncs1on restraining
Inc ofuet psohaoH'ne tne psoaaetloh or tue play
ons1tled 1.-The TWO Orphans by tho Mckee Ran.
kln company aoi'l tne SofsmoeF form OF Court.
"ncn 'uo oo'ehaans"h Sho" cause "hy tue ILL.,
1ononon anoo1a not oe mede peffotuaL