The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1875-05-29

NEVER run In debts Walk King ls more dignifled
This" thought boy whlle being trounced
ny MS iona papa, 'iav very nike a whale"
"A Bangor editor boasts OF having suekera
mthat city rrom i've TO SIX roet in length
- Borrowed clothes never ft" I'm tbev
would " Tho chences are that you coultlI.' Z
He VINO eats STRAWBERRIES and cream with
ns sWeelheaita at Tins season has the dear things
pn together. e'
,-Wtrm weather holds one TO lie good. That
y ~ you uon't cafe whether your neighbOr has a
piB WoOdplle or small one.
"A tailor says he can never think of one ~
EeepI have" ~ ~
Why do you use paint7" asked yiolnist
o. nls daughter. For The SINE reason that
you use rOsln. papa" llOw's thatP' WHY 10
heip me draw my beau"
--Roast dog raw fish and raw pork were n -.
neng tne oehcacies served up at Il recent feast
given by KING kalakaua to IA party OF fOrelun.
their fingers. ' wan
The Indians out West hpye n arerulor rnotino q
teas on IN the spring when they 20 all their WOO.
, naR, 9lnittlng such fOolishness during the re-
malnuer OF the year.
"A Virginia widow rides with lee on either
SIDE oil her horse. People used TO st d and gnze
" hef before she killed john Cass, but now nyr
uloue OF rlulng ID not commented upon
AT a teachers institute in ohio receutlv n
!uuy tSacher was gwen the word " hazardous "
teapeH and define, anu did it in tins styir; .Ha.z
lhs-a,r-o ard-e double 3, ess-hl dess, n f,.
male hazard." 'N'
Chinese laundryman, aud tnree Gays Thereafter
the unhappy Celestial appeaI Ell at a barley :
snOp and ordered lls pgtall cut OF, SAYING in
efp hnhton, ZOO muchee dam yunA F"
"A teacher in the Port Jervis public schools
was iast week explaining 70 the chldfen mai
usually the words enClng with LEI" meant
aOmethlng small. as streainlCt, rlyulct h1m!e,.
&c. .Whereupon a smart bOy ASKED II hamlt /
n
20 graceous no." exclaimed Mis- Marrow.
lat 70 Mia QuORga, raising her hands anL
sspsaNnB IN very eAcitsd tone. she was 20
VI Wneh her new bonnet came home that sb,,
cnuldn'I get up; but, uear sake, Jane tnnt oI,t
nj mstter nothing IOr she lust put her hat an
afternoon" "''
indiana burglars carry on IlIeir business I'm
aspirt Of enterprise. a few days since SOM,
0I me 'cra't' tent family IN MIshawaKa sev.
eral complimentary ucKets to n circus Ihn
family Ryailed theInse.Ves-every one az them
VI THIS sentToslty from an unan nOwn sOu. cl but
IA the emu were heavy lostrs. Mhen they re.
turned they found their dwelling bl Okeu la aut
nhea II everything valuable
An obliging gentleman, who thinks that
personal taYOis do not cost much, Whllg they
!nake lIle nos was applied u by co,Ored nuIi
lor ceftihcate OF character Oy winch ne mIpnI
get situation. The testimonial. IrOyed no me-
more complimentary than sOipio himself mad
someding TO do yersrlf on dat esommendat n r'
The following Is gwen as the costume of n
fashionaOio lady IN lit9, per ye shin from va
PORT OF Bristol. England, Lo his Majesty X nIan.
tauons III NOrth America; ~ black six uri.
Lcoat. with red and white calico burfcr: cuer.
ty coi0reu stays, trtmmed with blue and silver
u red apu e0iored daInask gown. lowered yifl,
large trees Yellow satin apron trimmed
win White Pefslan muslin headClOths with
cr@wtoot euglng a black silk turbelOwed sea \,
and spotJea hood" >
"A young man with speculation in HIS eve
called al an insurance olhce in indianapolis tht,
Other day aud asked what uDlicv an lis t,tnih
ers lie for 5000 would cost He explaiued
that no hgd.hOught someIeal estate and that
Is Iutute payments WOuu crowd him some hp
Thought To- Ieal5e enough on the old Iadvis
death, as she could not i've long, 10 hefp mn,
out Tue Insurance man adyIsnd MIN uoI Il
stop al any ball measures. out secure lhe n Il
lady's skeleton us wen ana dispose OF II TO one
u the medical colleges,
=As the time for whitewashmg and cleanino
approaches tne following receipJ IOT preyeufin I,
ymtewnsh from adhereng 10 everything fhaf
happens 10 be brushed against It. VIII bg re1b
with leterest; soak fOlr ounce. OF .Ciuo nm n
thea and pint OF water, place the vessel tfini
IN q Kettle OF hot wHter over tho flre and No.
tate the glue until V is thoroughly dissolved
ana the solution quito clear. Now nut five ar
ak pounds OF powdered Paris white tcosts three
cents pound into "a bucket. anu add hOJ Wote.
until the mixture Il Of the consistency Of cream
Then mix the glue with IL, stir it well nud nnf
on with an ordinary whitewash brush III A. of
the most impCr lance that the caiclulning n,ix
ture Do spread smoothly, ana II too thick little
not WAGER Should be added. The Quantities CIV.
eh hboke are SUFFICIENT for two coats on a lnrge
room sixteen teuL sQupr6. 10 MAKE n cool an
Two coats should Oe applied.