New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1875-08-24

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4fFvclAl JOURNAL or THE UNITED SIAIt
sstlcIAt JOURNAL OF NEW oRleAH
NEW ORLEANS, AUGUST -. 1873.
Mode out of hole cloth-Moequito bars.
When Q man tails from grace he ge
Discoursging-To fish all day and q
nothing but mosquito bites.
The principal boarder 1t the Twin Mou'
tain House now has calm inwardness.
Iowa claims the honor OF being the STAT
in which the trotting mare Lulu wa
foaled.
Lucifer could not have been very prou'
when he entered the business Of maxim
matches.
Beef marrow is . sort OF bread in tn
bone, and very staying to q free luncl
stomach.
Borrow all the money You can and put i
IN Q savings bank is one way to become
wealthy.
If perfect happiness came with baskets
of fruit, country editors must now be in
deliriums of delight.
1t is Q safe thing to call everybody
Colonel or Major, according to the ago Of
the person addressed:
Onions weighing from one to two and
half pounds each are reported at San Saba,
Texas. o, ye tears!
The Chinese of California have been &C.
cused of clipping gold coin to an aggra-
waiting and criminal extent.
The monkey has never objected to Oar
wins theory Of the origin of man, but very
many professors have done 90.
Fruit dealers are not the most hard
hearted people in the world, aud they often
give bad peaches to penniless little boys.
Classic poultry raisers call the old hen
who does tie most setting during the ses,
son, the venerable Nestor Of the barn ; ard.
The Houston Telegraph calls for Pauline
Markham, the blonde now starring in
England, to come back to Texas, the homo
of her husband.
4. The largest mirror in the world has been
placed in the parlor Of Saratoga hotel.
1t il the especial admiration of ladies who
cit by it for hours.
The Republicans of Mississippi, by dele
gates, will meet in convention at Jackson,
on Wednesday, for the purpose Of nominar
ting State Treasurer.
Spotted Tail, awake to civilization, wants
pay for all the gold taken from Black
Hills. TIE miners wish to give him cold
potato and let him 60.
A an apology for making himself ridicu.
lous, Mr.. Bangs says Fechter lives like .
prince, and 10 able to pay salaries, which
has nothing to do with the case.
Eastern and Western Texas desire to be
cut apart. The Democrats argue, with |
some reason, that two States will take care
IF more Office seekers than one.
Charles Nordhof fell into q geyser in the |
Yellowstone valley. He did not particu.
arly want to do it, but it was necessary that
omebody should fall into something to
Eeep mp the reputation Of the Herald.
If ladies could vote they would be found
n the outskirts of tho Ohio platform, as
hey are for contraction or imitation in style,
Q the case may be, and are not sverse to
ard money when it comes to themselves.
With very bad taste . lot of Indiana mice
estroyed package of love letters which
I'D been carefully laid away by young
ady in bureau draw, and there is dan
sr that the young lady win become insane.
While agreeing that DR.. Palmer preached
o eloquent sermon at the Academy of
|usic on Sunday night, tho Times and Pic
,wne differ - to the text upon which the
octor founded his remarks. It is q ones.
on Of veracity likely to decrease the cir.
,lation of the journal in the wrong.
The Toledo Blade is authority for the
atement that William Allen will with.
raw from the gubernatorial contest on
,count of i'll health. and that he will save
. strength for the Presidential contest.
his step has evidentally been decided upon
: Mr.. Allen without consulting his New Z,
rleans friend.
A programme Of the Lochryan regatta,
hich came of at Stranraer, Scotland, on
% seventeenth instant. reminds us of an :
'sent friend, Mr.. Alexander Hay, Of this
ty. Mr.. Hay was made commodore of the
gstta, and his name appears as having
Tered the first prize for open sailing
easure boats. which prize in the contest
- called the Orleans cup, valued at I
10 los.
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