The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1875-06-04
NEW NoR'-wEsTERs.
A useful thing in the long run-Breath.
The key to an uncertain gait-Whisky.

Tho less men think, the more they
talk.
A rosebud is like promisory note
matured by falling dew.
-Ex-Speaker Blaine is said to prefer
Randall to Cox as his successor.
George Francis Train says George Al
fred Townsend is blasted idiot.
Colorado editors never start their pa
pers. They fling 'em to the breeze"
The skin of shark, recently caught
on the English coast, weighed one ton and
a quarter.
The strongest side of piece of timber
is that which in it's natural position faced
the north.
An Indiana jury recently returned a
written verdict Of "Blode to pieces by a
biler bursting"
-"Four angels turned out by the hang
man " is display line in recent issue of
the Chicago Times.
Heat expands, and philosopher has
given that as a reason why days are longer
in summer than in winter.
The Chicago Inter- Ocean tells of fire
in Michigan that destroyed the residence
and contents of dutchman."
Texas has railroad where the cars
run on one rail. The engineer has to part
his llalr in the middle of course.
An auctioneer once advertised lot of
chairs. which, he said, had been "used by
school children without bottoms"
A Chnaman in Los Angeles, Cal, up
on being applied to for payment of debt,
replied eff no havee, how CAM"
The ST. Louis Globe thinks that Nor
way, where the days are three months long,
is the best place to start a daily newspaper.
"A Saratoga crocus put its head out Of
bud, the other morning, and said, "You
lilac everything ifyou say this isn't spring.
--Beecher once said: "Kisses are the
points in the literature Of
love- What was he kissing Tilten for,
them
This illustrates the advantages Of edu-
cation. The man who owned the educated
hog died recently at Montgomery, Ala.
The hog survives.
Times are so dismally dull in St. Louis
81, .bo1, L.,
agreed to close their lonely establishments
at 3 p. III. on Saturdays.
Red. used on % railroad, signifies dam
GER and says stop. The same color, dis
played on>a mans nose may well be inter
preted to give a similar warning.
6 Kill him! kill him +" shouted crowd
in Virginia city, as they gathered around
hotel. What for?" inquired stranger.
+" He's got alligator boots and velvet coat.
Mash i'm !"
A good man died in Georgia, and the
Order to which he belonged "resolved,
that the Lord, for some reason to the
unknown, has removed Brotlr-
er Jones, etc.
The general raking up of old things,
incidental to the centennial epidemic, has
brought to light the fact that Washington
was not a large man, and that he wore i'm
mense boots.
The Florentine version Of the McClos-
key hat ceremony is the best. The Epoca
said: General Grant will. with his own
hands, place the berretta on Cardinal
head"
A well-authenticated case where whisky
saved a mans life has occurred in New
York. 1t appears that one of the crew Of
the Schiller got drunk and was locked up
just before the vessel started.
The Northern Pacific Railroad has
been assessed at the rate of $4,000 per mile
in Pierce county, w. H., and the Sheriff Of
that county has expressed a determination
to collect the delinquent taxes of the COM
pany.
A poet has been kind enough to say
that "Winter is the mother of SPRING"
From the way spring is going on at present,
it stands good chance of being regarded
as the mother-in-law Of summer.
There is no doubt that Byron was Il
bad man. He played cards and drank, for
III his lines to Tom Moore occurs this
damaging admission:
"lve ace high for those thai love me-
snd a smile for those that hate"
A Duluth editor who has thus far
evaded the fool-killer, has issued card
the birth of his baby. The
card is illustrated with cupids, and the
words "ten pounds'' are printed in the
corner. If that poor little thing could
realize what a ridiculous father it has, it
would Immediately perish in its little
bowels.
DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes sent the
with his autograph, to a bazaar
and fancy fair at Manchester. England, in
aid of the Sick Children's Hospital
Hugsed in the Iiuging hilows' grasp.
From seaweed fringe to mounttin heather,
The British oak. with rooted at.sp.
Tier slender handful holds togethei
With cliffs of white and bowers of green
And ocean narrowing to caress her.
And hills aud threaded streams between
onr little Mother i-l,, God bless her!
Those Spanish and Mexican names give
Arizona items a proiane sound. For in
stance the Miner says 8 Jesus is foreman
Of the Yuma Sentinel office, another Jesus
is driving blackboard from Prescott to
and Angel Gabriel is herding
sheep ON the Little Colorado
There is a man in Paris with great
project. He proposes to light that city
with one lamp. lie wants big lamp and