The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-06-03
FAors AND FANoIEs.

than ever thought of piece of India
rubber, which gives more than any
other substanoe.
1t is the wear and tear on the fe-
male intellect in the matter Of deciding
uuon. the arrangement OF the new bon
net that is filing so many graves Tor
/ the daisies to grow upon.
1t is not pleasant 10 contemplate
| the par0xysrnal expression OF young
| fadvss face while she is working her
month in an effort 10 get piece OF
chewing gum of back tooth.
AT = teachers institute IN Ohio re-
Gently. 4 lady teacher was given the
word a hazardous 1" 70 spell and Gelines
and did Il in this style "H-a-z hae--
ard srs--e deulle s. --haz.lrsiesEs
a female hazard.
"A widow, being cautioned . her
minister about hirttngs said she knew ab
was wrong for maidens ana wives 20
/ hirt. but the Bible was her authority.
/ 1t said "widow's mite" she was nlrt-
ng awfully at last accounts.
A Michigan farmer dsu8ntssr
almost killed young fellow last week
hy putting a dose Of |" condltlon pow
ders - in his cider. De was SLOW IN ,..--l ms
wooing, and she wanted 20 maAe nm
" tTlSkY, Aa sue N.sts1 A's
"A Cleveland woman recently mar
ried a Chinese laundryman, ana IN tIlteS l.s
davs thereafter the unhappy celestiai
appeared at barber shop and ordered
his pigtail cut of, saying Ia e5pl''ll''-
fion: "Too muohee dam yank.
A Swiss newspaper says the body
of John Blackford, an American actof'
who was lost three years ago IN Trying
to ascend Mount Blanc without Suluess
has been found IN an immense bloeA oi
ice which recently fell from the nlOun- lll
tain. The body Is Thoroughly pre-
served. A., ;.t.o5,oo5
-. t-.;aI INTO the German imperial navy
- ssjd 10 enable a diver not only 20
noT,ronnieate with those at the air
,,-,ro,, INIT also TO hear dlstincty az :
dentb of sixteen fathoms every NotU
spoken at the surface.
patarsban, has produced an auo-
.;,,,,1,. vvbo teIls the truth. He recently
toI5 4 bidder You've got good DaI-
oain ON tbat sleigh you bid oil tor SOU;
| n is inst as good for the hens 10 fooAs
on as one that cost $50
T.opdon's newest entertainment Is
ss so;ree Of Undressing, IN which
nrofessor of the art performs on chosen en-
I bssds before the public, with the shlil
and artistic sense with Wiil0h s''ii'AiA
performed on the fiddle.
-"Apd now, Mrs. Sullivan, said
the counsel, "will you be KIND enough VIZ
| to tell the jury whether your nus husplellf. llsiI-
U,as in the habit of striking you Mitn
i,,,r,,,,,itv ,1 M - g Wild what, sir ?" With
! ;,orunity." 3" He wuz, sir, now anu
tb;n Int he sthruck me ofthener via
his fsht."
DIR Henderson thus addressed
little girl How do you do, my !, l.Ile .,l
dear % Very, well, thank you, s9e
replied. The visitor then aoueu n,a.... :
"Now, my dear, you must asA ny n0T ssT
I do" The child honestly hePiieN'
don't want to know. -.
Chicago papers are getting even ven
with st. Leuis, since the p''le I.'..;'sa. "a.
match, by twitting her VIII .l. ia n4',os e,oi,
been q originally bought Wi'n x9 3Le ISay S,
Ion of whisky per acre. mo in
ba % said a western editor, 90 liar ana
a borse-tbief. as our reptile oontemPo-
raw calls MS. but we haven't got one
eyed Aunt Maria.
-Tbe invention Of paper barrels was
,,atanted about six months ago, ana
! tI,e,,e are two factories now WORKING
! 80 AZ TViDona. Mimi, and one at De
corab IOWA. the latter turning out
500 horrels per day. Their strengtn
:, ss;d h, he Greater by four times Than
-9oo,5or barrelg. only half the weight,
and costing 20 per cent. less.
His wife was "veTy sound--tar
- 60 than most women" healthy
lie IL indeed, one of Gods blessings
PbvsicaI viRor in woman always carries
49,, ~ moral force. When strong,
a,roI1 knit sinewy married female gets
~, and in an unmistakable tone oi
- ~! aiaculated. IS James James
docsn't have to go fooling round among
his neiahbors to find out Wiat hhe
means. -
a Chicago lady was passing along
.1,o straat when a gentleman steppe9
ont and said to her: HOW 90
extending his hand smiling cneefielly
g 7 beg pardon, said she, LOOKING ui'lI -
pt bim. you have the advantage Sl 0l
me" +" Why, don't you know me 80, {
he asked. amazed. can I0,il,,,ii ,ia5 -
Won" she said Why, '.
,o1r husband - John Augustus
oD3erson Won know" She re-
membered him.
The pope had occasion IeSonsiy tSe.sss ), =
, rebuke an Engiihhman JOE ~ -
Ne holiness in the Vatican. Inc per
so.,, had gained admittance IN some way
ond instead OF rising when the pops
, entered. he sat during the entire aaol ..
or,ce In the midst of the beneolctioi
tbe ,,ore demonstrated with hlm IN thi
80 % Do Won come here 70 Insult in'
in NV own house is IL a gentleIlliA
, i;iva tting 70 sit down when al ~
otbers ,,Ii are standing or kneeling Al Al
tey tbis outburst tho guards promptl.
) put the intruder out.
Some OF the restaurants IN CAIHOii
? / New. furnish to their customers uAp
irins ahout four inches square IN size
Yester5av- saws the Appeal. . gentle
) man Who had ordered meal wa
! bsnsed one Of these diminuuvesg an'
] Ino1, unfolding It he inquired u I, "a
Q could not have e larger one. 10y 10y
] Iarge a one do you wants ~ u III III u, =
+. ihe waiter IN attendance. meiis
I was the reply, "Tm not psrtcuia pii
about q very large one, onS 4 ~ .oaN ~
: lie one 8 little larger than this, y ~ ~,
!, have 1t handy for instance aDou' VI
] size Of a postage stamp.
: M. CASTOR Tissandier, the sol
9 s,,vvivor of the late fatal balloon sscen
: IN France. has read a report OF thn
= exDeditiOn before the ActasA
Science in Paris. BE stated that tn .a
greatest altitude attained was ffoiL Q, ~
to 8. 500 meters g miles 40 yards %
!, miles $50 yards). He ascriGea u
3 death of his companions TO me TT, ~
: faction Of the atmosphere ana helo ~ /.
e II thew had had better apparatus !
9 supply them with oxygen they soni
I have escaped unscathed. lie va. {
$ opinion that life could not be supp' re
e beyond the height which the Aenit
2 attained. and expressed an opinion thi
q Mr.. Glaisher must have been mistake
a when be said he rose seven miles.
"A short time ago, Hammond, u
7, California reviyalist preached at Neuel
: from the text, 'sSaul. Saul. Why peFs'
: cutest thou me" The text gave Han
: mond the opportunity 10 thunder ava
8 to his hearts content. he rushed U
5 and down the platform and roared Ia
) a native Of Airic's juDgles. he d
: Bclibed the wickedness Of Saul IN Z
= blackest colors. and repeated IN islset
= tones. ''Saul, Saul, Why persecute
f1ov4 eea9 Ia the .enufrFau0tiGu was &