The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1875-09-30

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I ATTENTION. The schools have been organ
lied, and the Young ladies being marched to
and from the churches in columns, it is now
in order for those nice young men who adorn
church doors, and by sundry captivating smiles
and complimentary remarks demonstrate their
appreciation OF their mother sex, to begin their
usual performances of the winter. We hope
, that on no account will they neglect those ac-
customary attentions, which do not cost much,
and yet afford the recipients suchindescribable
pleasure. For the benefit Of those who may
have forgotten the last years programme, the
following directions are given. A close observ
ance of them will cause the resistless charmer
to become immensely popular with the pupils,
and endear. him to the hearts of-the teachers:
| You should never be absent when the con-
gregation is dismissed. and always take your
stand in the lower vestibule, keeping your eyes
steadily fixed upon the steps. Nothing could
more delight modest young lady than to de-
scendsa flight ofstairs, at the bottom Of which
was stationed pail, Of eyes anxiously watch
Ing her every movement, and she would take
! as personal affrQnt il those eyes for a mo-
mcnt forgot their calling, or BY accident stray
ed in another direction. 1t would pain her to
realize that she had been bereaved Of their in
spring regard, and would leave an aching
void in her heart whichilo earthly agency could
fill. Her maidenly modesty would not only
dictate appreciation of3the courtesies rendered,
but the knowledge that her parents would be
enchanted at the evidences Of gentility and
good breeding onathe part:of the young towns
men among whom she is temporarily sojourn-
ing, cannot fail teawaken sentiments Of the ten-
derest nature in her susceptible bosom, and
call forth expressions Of undying. esteem from
her toe willing lips. ss.s
By no means allow your polite attentions to
end here. After. it is positively ascertained
that the young lady has safely descended the
stairs, and that the guardian care OF those ea-
ger watchers is no longer absolutely necessary,
hasten past the column and assume an
4 attitude on the outside of the door. It does
not makethe least difference if you happen to
crowd insyour hurry to be at your posted duty.
Every lady likes tobe jostled against, for it Is
as plain-as the. noon day sun, that none but
the most refined gentlemen would ever be gull
ty of such conduct, and it gratifies her to know
that she is not among common street rowdies,
Only genteelly dressed. %
When the column, passes out and marches
down the pavement you Should always take
the middle Of tile street, as near opposite as
possible, and not allow the young ladies to i'm
agine for moment that they are forgotten.
They cannot fail to feel grateful for such dew"
ton, for nothing but penny cur could RI
val it. and then he would have to be first ca
ressed,s whilst you bestow your kindnesses gra-
tuitously If it should happen to come to your
ears that they have compared you to small
dog, shake hands with your companion imme-
diately, as such intelligence evidences that you
have made an impression, and although the dog
may not have suffered in the comparison. still
YOU can lay the aattering JUNCTION to your soul
that your intrinsic worth is well nigh appreci-
ated.
If, by chance, you have heard the name OF
any member of the school, always speak 1t out
boldly as she passes. 1t proves that you are
not afflicted with false modesty, and the young
lady will feel fiattered to hearher name uttered
by strange lips. Her face may be slightly Grim
soned, but it is only with pride. and you may
rest assured. that she will never cease to adore
: her unknown admrer, although she may have
strange way Of expressing that adoratiSh
if she ever refers to it at all. The prob
abilities are, thatrshe will not seem to notice it,
and never mention the circumstance to any one
So much the better for you.s ''Still waters run
deep" s..- s.s.
By strictly observing the foregoing directions
and others which inthe meantime will suggest
themselves to an intellect is fertile and prolific
: as yonrs, you will incur the eternal gratitude
of principal. teachers and pupils who contem-
template these delicate attentions with a de-
; lig.t akin to ecstasy, and besides securing
their friendship, you will materially enhance
the attractions of the school. If patron SHOULD
happen to be witness to the high esteem man.
: Tested for his daughter; he would at once for
; ward all of his children BY express to Staunton
and so enthusiastic wotild he become, that it il
more than likely he would adopt a few or
4 phan girls just for the privilege of placing then
under such refining influences.
We sincerely trust that no cultivated young
man who has the interests of the schools ard thu
city at heart, will fail to be promptly ON hant
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next Sunday, and at once begin the compli
ments of the season. "A few people may cal
him fool, idiot or disgrace to the community
Z but he should gather resolution from such en-
enlargement, and determine to pursue hi
course with renewed Vigor, and discharge hi
duty in the face of opposition. It looks wei
u to see young main stemming the curren
: against public opinion, especially when tn
calling is so noble. and will impress all goo
i citizens with his independence, and create ad
miration of his contempt for the smiles OF tn
i populace. Don't neglect, new, to stand proud
|. ~ and defantly at the entrance of the charcl
/ every Sunday morning and night, and your re
4 ward will be sure, s..s m
County CouRr.-The County Court met Oh
: Monday-Judge Hendren presiding.
A list OF AZ deeds was presented and poste'
as required by law.
n The account Of George Harlan, Tailor, wa
! allowed. -
The account 81 VIM. F. Smith for services Ii
n laying off Riverheads Township into Road pre-
r cincts was allowed +,