The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1875-11-25
anaersu,r gutelligenees,
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

"A daughter of Jefferson Davis is
soon to be married to a Memphis bank
cashier.
20 Carl Schurz owns up to having writ
ten speeches for members of Congress
who couldn't write them for themselves.
Carl Schurz has written a letter to
friend in which he states that he has
decided to permanently reside in New
York City.
A man who has travelled says that
it didn't take him long to find out that
the brakemen own all the railroads and
the clerks all the hotels.
- The tomb of ex-President Zachary
TAYLOR, near louisville, KY, has been
thoroughly repaired after having been
entirely neglected for years.
So A party of prominent Prussians are
prospecting around Atlanta, Ca, for the
purpose of locating a large colony OF
their countrymen in that neighborhood.
Ex-Queen Isabella is announced to
re-enter her good City of Madrid on the
feast of the Epiphany, January 6, 1876.
That day is known as the day OF kings
and queens.
-Ah, that eager grasp of the hand (;
that anxious inquiry about your wife and
the babies; that kindly soicitude con-
cerning your financial welfare. Yes,
there's no mistaking it-he's q candidate.
One passing through Arkansas
doesn't see half as many reEolvers as he
would have noticed two or three years
ago. 1t isn't particularly because every
body is trying to be real good, but more
because they have found. out that, q
good shotgun is more to be depended
on.
That the SUMS rays are capable of
EindIing fires which sometimes, destroy
large amounts of property, was fully dem
onstrated few days since in q town in
Vermont. Ashouse was set, one'fre by
the rays of the sun falling upon several
new milkscans in the yard, and being
reflected upon the clap-boards of the
house. An experiment was afterward
made with the cans, by allowing the rays.
of the sun to be reflected upon pieces OF
cloth. The result was that the cloth was
burned to ashes in few moments.
Quite a lively sensation was pro
duced on Saturday afternoon, at the
Tiyoli Theatre, in New York. Itappears
that little child was performing on the
trapeze, when officers. of the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Chill
dren" made raid upon the stage and
arrested the little acrobat, who is about
six years old. At the time of the raid
he was in the actof walking a tight rope,
with balancing pole. The performer
and his father were taken into custody,
placed in q carriage and driven to the
residence of a justice.
The .other evening Detroit joker
slipped little pink love letter into the
pocket of staid old citizen as they were
riding on the street car. Of course the
old citizens wife made dive for his
oyercoat pockets as she passed through
the hall, and when she had digested the
love letter she determined to commit SUI
eide. While going up stairs after her
bonnet she got mad and changed her
mind. Walking into the room where he
sat before q cheerful fire she exclaimed {:
Gloves you better than her own Life,
eh E' "Who-what?" he inquired
.;And she wants to know how that bald.
headed wife of yours gets along, eh r.
aI really-I can't" Sand she
wants $50 to buy her set of furs, does
shep' 'Why, Mary-why, what are you
talking about?" "Oh, it's come out
Fye got the proofsp she shouted, making
q dash for his hair. The. worthy man
has sworn the most solemn oaths to his
innocence offered to let her employ o
detective; to shadow him; accounted for
every hour of his absence during the last
year, and furnishing fifty theories in re-
gard to the letter, and yet the wife coldly
remarks that she is staying there solely
on the children's account.