The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1875-04-22

Old "don't know" and Cant recol-
lectn sticks it out well. Sometimes it
i, convenient to have a poor memory.
Spring, sunshine. lamb, mint sauce
and green peas. Not hard TO take,
but they bava.t yet arriyed--
Roses will soon be blooming. Ma
ny noses have been blooming all win
ter. The last cost the most money.
aMurder mill is what a %saloonist
at Usage Mission calls his establish
ment.
BR1GAM YOUNG is opposed to the
free. school system, but he is light
ming on furnishing scholars.
Lemon juice and glyccrinc will re-
move tan and freckles. This is good
advice at this season fthe year.
How 10 please nobody in publish
ing a paper. Undertake to please
everybody.
-Ifyon wish TO develop the savage
in US, bring in notices about Tuesday
noon, whichcouid as well have been
ssntsin a day or two earlier.
Last Saturday night pumps froze
in Eaton, that resisted the weather of
December and January. Put that
down for the posterity of G. II. Esq.
Court will nve IN Monday
next, Judge HUME OH the Bench, and
will last about a week. Elmore Tho
mas will receive his sentence.
With the mercury almost to zero on
Friday and Saturday last, fans, para
soils, straw hats, linen coats and bare
footed boys were all taken in.
The street cleaners commenced their
work on Monday last, and in a few
days our town will present a different
appearance.
Millinery shops and churches are
now the best attended institutions by
the ladies. The one sells the fashions
and styles and the other exhibits them.
Who ever saw such a morning as
last Friday, in the middle of April?
It beat the memory of the "oldest in
habitant, around here.
Farmers would do well by calling
at the stables ofGeo. Fowler, in Cam
den, and examining his Splendid stock
of thoroughbreds.
The Democrats of Hardin county
have already planted their ticket for
next fall crop. 1t ought TO take good
root by that tine.
The last account we have had of the
potato bugs is that they are sitting
around the Groceries, watching who
purchase early seed potatoes.
Doc. Fowler, the energetic Hack
ster of Camden, is shipping about 100
dozen of eggs per week 10 the pork
opolis city.
You can geta barrel of fourth CAL
ifornia fortwo dollars. But the fare
there ana back more than makes up
the difference.
Fellows who stand st church. doors
waiting for their "galls," aver hat
"'Tis sweet to wait, but awful bitter
To Waitfor a girl and then not git'er."
Brownlow seem5 TO feel as young
as ever, siuce he has gone to editing
again, and says Andy Jouson is "a
toothicss, fangless old reptile.
From u recorded observations,
last Friday and Saturday were the
coolest and most disagreeable days in
the month of April for over a hun
dred years! Fact.
Tie "oldest inhabitant" has made a
remark concerning the month of
April. he saysi it is the dogonedest
coolest n We ever had in this lati-
tude. Guess he's about right.
The DEMOCRAT is becoming every
day more popular. New subscribers
are continually coming in. Let The
good work go on. We will give you
agood Paper.
On last Saturday night the mercu-
ry went down to "cesar." We have
this from a chap that sat up with his
girl where the stoves had been laid
away on the announcement of spring.
Sarah Made called at our residence
one night last week, and we'll just re-
mark that whenever the boys of our
excellent and popular Band bring her
around, she is welcome.
AT al Akron spelling match the
words were all given from Beecher's
~lefeace of himself and the ladies
could spell every word, from ragged
edge" to '.paroxysmat:
Under the laws Of this State, all
able bodied men r required to per-
formstwo days labor on the pHblic
highway, and it is about time they
were trotdng out with their little
picks and shovels.
Bessie Turner has enriched the Eng
lish language, Her story of T%iIton's
seeking soft place. to sleep, and
proceeding around in his night shirt
to change the pictures on the walls,
win live in song and bloom iu carica.
turc.