Mississippi Democrat. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1875-1???, 1875-11-17

y
ing an air from dead Btafhoven
"A quarter lend me, I am dry"
"DnLING," asked Wesson hus-
band Of his wife, "doyou know the
names Of the candidates for town OF
flccsY"
She bumped her pull-hack ldst enough
i To make her tasorlts paper rlvtle--
| Il cant think Il them iust nos, bat
You'll hnd them sonewcrc in my hustle. +"
RENEsBER that Col. &. T.. Hooker
will deliver an address at Tie Court
house tonight. All are invited 60
attend, and tH0lhdics especially. We
hope TO see large audience out this
evening, aud TO see the lair sex well
represented.
TuE cheapest lot q furniture ever offered
IN this market, Is nov for sale Il the store Of
Me@s. Birdsong. Horne A Britain.
"MARRrAoE Is delusive," moaned
Simkins aThe first six months Il
was uxorious and thought my wife
sweet enough TO eat; the second Xix
months | passed ia sorrow, regret
ting that did not eat her"
SrEnNAN, Of the jackson Dollar
Store, wants everybody 10 read bis
advertisement aud then give him a
trial. SIcdman recommends every
thing he sells, and will have nothing
~ hi. store dat he cannot recon.
mcud. Scrtl h.m an order aud you
will get your moneys worth.
A LTTLE mlss, upon being the
other day hautcrcd because she was
a girl, aud having represented 10 her
that boys were much more useful
creatures Ia the world, although they
were usually more trouble, was asked
IT she did not wish she we're a boy.
No, indeed" sine quietly replied
"Isc worse than most boys now"
TuE cheapest lot q furniture ever offered
IN ihis market. Is nov g. sale n the store u
Mc-srs. Biri-oug. Horne A Britain.
MEssEs. NJ. Daniel 4 Co, of Beau.
regard, have united both Of their G.
adjustments INTO one, and have now
on hand LARGE stock Of goods,
which they will dispose Of at reason.
ablc prices. GIVE these gentlemen a
call when you visit Ecaurcgard.
"Ls,NDER, my love-" remarked
Mrs.. SPilkins rcproachhIly, y. she
opened the front door about O'Clock
on the morning after the election,
aud discovered her leigc lord outside
fumbliug ior his uightkov, "Lyaulcr.
my love, how late you've returned"
Yes, my love-" mccoughcd The in.
corrigihlc SpiIkins, "Lut la,c return,
arc in order tonight, YOU know"
"YER voice j. kinder ccrmillycr
but ! can't agonize yer looks" was
how a darby returned the saiulation
Of our detected postal atomicity.
Queer, how the footsteps Of retreat
ing hopes echo through Che lonely
corridors Of the soul and leave the
gloom on The pallid face.
"llAvE YOU any Bishops lawn"
inquired dashing young lady, very
blandly, ola llazlehurst clerk. "Ycs,
Miss. D. pleased o. step this way"
lie conveyed her to pile Of blcachcd
domestic. do YOU call hH Bish-
ops lawn! DO You take mo for a
ninny'" aud she tripPcI out in high
dudgeon. That clerk has been look
ing foriorR ever since.
JOYS sometimes come when they
are least expected, thought a clone,
lone crcctur," when she found a
name for her twelfth and last child.
after four months unavalling cogita-
ton. Twas az Baas' stove depot
aud on a stove that she found the
long sought for. Straightway home
she hies, kisses her darling and
thanks heaven. Next Sunday he
was baptised "Clinton Alright
Jones"
LAST Sunday night we had con-
versation with gentleman who had
lately attended one Of the meetings
conducted by Moody aud sankey in
Brooklyn, New York, and ho re-
marked that he was neither very bad
nor very good, aud was not easily
excited at a religious meeting, yet,
when Sankey commenced singing II
seemed as though his heart wanted
| ~ s,at fr..a aud ara