St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-08-06
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With cane Il man can walk uprightll.
| one VIII" is on the alert VIII not lc found
on the orange peel. Mail.
| Chinese is to he taught at Il Boston
normal ,chn"l The girls are deter
mined Ia Ice Hu longer ignorant of What
/ Is written on iile cidchcr packs and tea
| chests.
I'VE all have our Crosses" sighed
Cardinal Met ClnSkN. :I> he mouinfulv
| pinned on that S2U.GnO diamond, one
. the ~. ' lmccnt pupils thrust upon him.
Sa Spinner. after handling hundreds
of millions, comes "ut - ahead. Frame
that hill. General. and hang 1t up t,r
/ your p"~tcrity t" Ice rroud of
y farmer in Charlton lnnmd u waN 10
make Il halkN horse 90. He took him
t" Il strange town and put him up al
auction. lie went tor 80.
Mi>tIrS> ''Lrt lou 90 to r>ruim"
sch""l. MarN Why. th"ughr Won
c"uld read = "Wcll. ma'am. doe
kn"W my letters tlI: rate >" longs they
! keep all III Il row. but Just ~ soon ;ts
they git mixed up int" words. I'm
beat
just think of it, II costs one million
tw" hundred and fifty Thousand ii>r
hundred and riYhIN-ninc dollars and
ten "cn,- t" keep the women Of this
country III impaired corsct> for one
N"ar. What Il wn>tc.- Erchdn.Jr. STAY
II : not Il waste. II /, one oi their means
of support.
y famous aurIiuuccr, after rNhaustiug
the language of praise in cXtollng il
certain gtntlrmau'> park which had to
tall under his liamIncr. said he Was
h"Hnd. H. an honest man. not To conceal
the draw backs I" the property, which
WcIc the litter made hN the rose leaves
and !c perpetual din kept up 10y the
nightingales
Main" editor MAS speaking" of beans
~ food. and remarked that beans were
u @""d article of diet. His daughter,
VII" l. stud in" GIImmar, replied,
'hcam> isn't an article at all. beans l. IL
nOnn.
''oh, Ncs, gimme ten cent, worth of
ham pins. added an up river farmer, as
lrr was about To leave u StnIc. and while
they we've being handed down he con
tinncd: Its har pins to-day and rib
hons t"-m"rrnW aud Il toothbrush the
ncAt day. The gal l. always wanting
some tlImtiam thing, and Shnuld'nt
hr surprised if she'd some day get up
and want me I" bring one them combs
with Il brass back. DthOH Free Press
When Nas>.lI college WAS built and
filled at once lay about iouI hundred
inhabitants, none nf whom could find
one closet in the whole immense build
lug. Matthew Na>>ar WAS astoundcd
+ at hcing told that the girls want
ed closets. "WhN." he said. they
can have tw" nails in the wall, one toi
their school dress, and one for their
best dIr>s and What do they want
m"ir :! But in spite of the unreason
ahlcnc>> "t the demand, the closets had
to hr built after all.
l We'll Nj. MiIlcl." said Il Yankee,
proudly t" Il travelling Scot. as they
T. stood 10y the Falls of Niagara. Il, il
not wonderful In Your country N"u
: never SIM any thing like that" Like
that SAID the Scot: ''lhrrc'S fil
mair wonderful concern II" twa miles
fra wlar | was bonn. "lndrcd.' eN-
claimed .I"nath;m. with an air of super
- ciIi"uS ,kcptirlSm. land pray what
i kind of concern may il be - "Weel,
| man." replied Siwnr!, Its Il pcacork
with Il wooden leg.
u One of Drtrnii'> phlantlropists saw
an old man seated on Il salt barrel in
front of Il gr"ccII store. the other day
and the sad face touched Il trudrl
Il chord. Laying his hand om the old
mans shoulder. he kindly asked '.Su
You are waiting Ia he gathered home,
y ale YOU > No. sir. ! haim't." prompt
= ~ replied Ihr old man. ''rm waiting
u FOR the bank t" open :" that can
gather in 5000 ON this check" II,
happens to own four or five big farm,
= IN this county.
! ''tau y"u write good financial I'll
;, tlclc :" S;Ild Il boss editor To Il new
man. 80 YES that l. my strong hold
on the pres. and hc immcdalrI, sat
down and dashed oil Il written promise
, To pay Il small amount of money. Thi,
hc Signcd and handed in fuI inspection
i The boss said that. az he was running
, a conservative paper, lie WAS not pre-
Il pared to endorse all the stranger had
Il written. but that if he would 90 and
:, prepare Il carefully written obituary
>, notice of himself. he would publish il
with great pleasure.
A> one of the dozen old women VIII,
J. drive milk carts around Detroit Wa.
II rirtllmg ACROSS the Campus Martins
Ii yesterday. Il chap wearing lavender
Il pamlal""n> aud Il bright blue mccktic
e. m"tIoned for her To stop, aIn then ap
r. preached and inquired -" YOU pm
Il Mater in >"ur milk p "les sir" wa,
Il her promrt reply. "Ah. ha 50 lo,
I! own right up, do You p Yes sir
Il Her pr"m,t replies rather staggered HIM
Il but after some hesitation he asked
II And what makes lnu 1t" it ,! Be
:. cIslnc its much healthier tnr calvr,
It vi hen mixed half and hIli" she rctnrt
It ed. She waited for him to ask another
=. uu.>tinn, but hr couldn't think of any
IL Det,oH Free Press.