The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1875-02-06

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Laughing.Gas.


s.. "A clear case-An empty dry soodss
box. 49, O.. Is ~1e,
Good place for spirit-rappers-Knox-
vile. Is .ts v.gTIs KS T. sT62TIs fssE
4 CrimfnaIs should oomB to hslEUY-~
halter it. - 1fGsi etIi ait9sH SIT
t'' Drains ON tie pabaic purse need re. ~
treneslings s#lj es,Esi t.snpJn a.aa
Il, The esanpof civilization The potG-e.r.
age stamp. f..l, g. Il a, ,s.,s IS. I. @.si4n I'm,
!, 1t is enough for one thing at a item
to happen-especially twins.
The,jewelry for the sea- shore is upar
doubtedly ,salt-aire diamonds. .,,..,s.a..
Young men, never say die when >,
there's q pair . dice within your reach.
It is very YER Cold I Weather, ana Yet
lovers do not see the sense IF hdggihg ~
4 stove.G fttn asastl ptt 4Hi4sA 8ai
A girlbaby Ill Moore county. Tenn,
has . double, topgne; but we, don't ~
know that that's news. - -. -
g Men who travel barefooted sround
q newly cxrpeted bed room often find
themselves on the wrong track.
David Ka1akaua has q great fixing ..
for cbiidisn! y He says he never saw
one that didn't l6sk gosd enough to-
eat. ott.i5- u agjIsy1 ,e8o) ..ist grits3Hi,s n
i There ID nothing mere hazardous 4
than to be botheriDg an irritable wo-- =.
man with foolish Questions on wash
day. ~tiij ''s'sss.8stH 7@s saass'f' h"f
"Too thin has become obsolesoslu4
+" Not sufficiently materializel is the
latest form in which tllis idua is elSthedJ
~ "You are too pert entirely, Miss,Y', =,
said q teacher to pupil. "Your whole.
denleanor is continuous misdemean
r.n''l IL T*'tleiH 3s13 &ssi @si i'iaf'7'
A man may yIbe property said tohaveu J
been driDking likea' fish when lie finds1s 4
that he has taken enough to make his.
head swim.
Now We know what makes il 20 cold.
Elder Lttz, of New Haven, Is pfeaeh- -
on "Hell Closed for Repairs BOstOw n
Post. -+--e-
h, When aSt. Louis man losesio go on
the street he otlers 44SfreWsrd fix Hi Il
He knowe s'e.,,,sl what 81, Louis human hum ma
. Never trust With setrrs,;t; 4 'lhat4fsd' "fI
man who loves His wife, for he will !
tell her, and she will tell her sistsr, ,,,li
and her sister will tell ,eyylerybody. f..,,i,,,
:, A Michigan man will, 9 largo family, 49,
has besei N eniigrant fifty -four times, -
au.l l1ds JUST sent to Texas for d pant II =.
plilstsbdat the resources tf that State, Il. !;
=, a Cinci nnati woman burned her =
1nstapd's. SUNDAY. sHit ,lisc4use he. !. Il.
would not put on buffalo robe and
crawl arounif the .back y4fd and play ii
Santa Claus. asi'fH~ f5fts fTaaTHd1 ,I4it Il
! HswAo il wise now buyeth bis girls =
little brother something, Mice, and So. ..a
getteth the, little rascal to- make him
self scarce whenever hecessary here >
after. .fi9*ti@ >
The obituary notice 81 a much res
pected lady concludes with IN her
life she was y pattern Worthy toabo4 .
followed; and her. deatl-oh, how, -,
consoling to her friends. -,
2 We suspect that what most g,riey,ed
tile yodhgI lady who REPRESENTED Katie p
King inf Flilalelphii wassho actthutsx
s, sls xas 81 sepalarly supposed - bsmore
+ than lt2O 2tD Years old. H.. :. II, i. ..,,..ts
Why arr sheep the least moral Of .
anill;l1s I Because tl,ey gallbOi ia
their youth, spend 'nl,icli of their .tiiiSe ri
on the turf, many Of tlsnt are, b2seh.;oa
legs, y and they. all get fesced at last,,, 81.
There's where . man has, the ,.sd-, {,
vantage. He can nn.lress ill., . cold :,
ffsAk4G4
woman has got her hair. pins 1out,
aud her shoes untitk, .s.4., ayr. sy.g ri il'ss
4 A Cleveland, youth Of, rather fast,
proclivities fell in love with psrs0n'a
daughter, and as 4 cIfhchef To his i
claims, said 70 the reverend igentl6i i'7'i
man, n GO my bottom dGltas ON pieas-. 's
ness" s,..x af ,.s,&-s,3f,,.as Il, "a .,.,,,,
A genteel farmer in Massachusetts,
4 retired Bostonian, didn't know how
TO take wagon wheel off to grease
tile axle, and 90 be bored holes THOUGH
the ltub and poused in, the gfeass.'ss ii
i Make you c0at sir ~ seid as4uA. b..
picious tailor bta Suspected cnstomer.is
"Oh, yes, sir, With the greatest pleas =.
ure. There, just stand ID that po-
sitioD, please, and look riklst upon =.
that notice while take y0nr nseasare.'' =
Customer "A reads the the notice: 80 Terms
cash.. ''''f'.s=' So So -
= Recently tie local paper, st Grass. =.
Valley said:i The pfettiests ;Riri In
Grass Valley dOesu't crrytkesselft is
straight enough when ,premenaaiag,y, ,r
For q week after all the Grass Va1ley ;,
girls stAlked about 1ike 90 tnailv bean
poles and every girl said, ATiias iior. t.
rid paPerl Na, don't Lwalk sGrnigh4 H.. +
|t "No, she sin't'mnch on sinking,'' #
replied an Iowa farmer, when 4uee- :
toned about his, new wife, !" but, it. ;.
would make your hair stand right up.
mister, to Hear her call UP the cows