Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1875-09-17
MULTUM in PARYO.
A MATTER of course-A riYer-bed.

A MATTER of course-A river-bed
ALL honest men will bear watching. It
| is the raScals who cannot stand it. 4
GREECE will participate in our Centen-
4 NAL. That insures its running SIN oothly..
6 ASPIRING politicians at this time are
4 the most non committal fellows to be
found. r
/ SILK-PLATTINGs for trimming skirts of
/ dresses are not made so full as they were
formerly. Isl TO y9Gsa q Y%Asae1A
| A PENNSYLVANIA hen catches mice. A
hen of the Cotchin' China breed, proba.
bly,. - E
| WHAT does the grocer do with all his
things before he sells them? Gives them
a weigh. az a4 e ~ogq ssa
/ A NEW doctor has made his appearance
at Pompey, N. Y. They call him Pom
pey's pill-er. aae ~ee f.fs
Why might carpenters believe there is
no such thing as stone? Because they
never saw it.
/ SKIRTS of French dresses are made
longer in front and on the sides than for
merly, concealing the foot entirely
Why must the letter 'sdn be the most.
! wonderful letter in the alphabet? Be-
|
THERE is town in the State of New
| York called Busti The man who starts
bank there will be an individual of iron
! nerve. 5e8 0# 5A c9G83924 v9UG
DURING the approaching cold weather
the Detroit Free Press thinks all the other
men who murdered Nathan had better
come forward and confess.
| SHoE-DEALER-I find we have no num-
Der twelve shoes, sir but here is a pair of
large mines. Customer-NInes Do yer
take ME for Cinderellar? a4
THE compositor who substituted an "m"
| for "w," in speaking of lady troubled
with swelling of thefeet," accomplished
the worst typographical feat on record.
THEY talk a good deal about 'strials"
and !" clews'' and Traces" but it is gen
orally understood that the detectives Noe
nothing about the guilty party in the re-
cent New York assassination case.
I IT is notable fact that any criminal
who is liable to be tried either in Canada
or the United States always prefers much
| to take his chances here. In slow Canada
they still not only talk justice, but admin
| lister it.
| AN unknown philanthropist has taken
up Gilmore's suggestion OF firing 100 can
| non at the opening OF the Centennial. lie
proposes, however, that they be loaded
with grape and canister, and all pointed
at Gilmore.
SOME Pennsylvania workmen recently,
engaged in exoavating, found a gold watch
several feet below the surface. They
thought they had found the original bank
| whereon the wild time grew.-St LOUIS
| Republican.
HERE is a puff of an advertiser by an
editor: Mr. -, the distinguished
decorative painter (see advertising col
umn), informs his patrons that his imi-
| ural article; the latter for instance, being
yellow oak, his yellow oker."
AN excellent black varnish, which gives
the effect OF ebony to walnut, apple, or
pear wood, especially when free from
veins, IS prepared by tlTst boiling 4OO
grammes of nut-gall, 100 grammes of
vitriol and fifty grammes of verdigris,
with a-suitabie quantity of water. This
| is to be filtered while still hot, and several
| applications are to be made to the wood.
| AfterWard, two OF three layers OF the fol-
lowing preparation are to be applied
| One hundred grammes irOn-filings dis
solved in seventy-five centiliters OF acet1c
acid Each application is to be allowed
to dry before anotheris made.
| On, she was an A 1 Conneaut belle, of
the s'very first water'' or more; and she
married a regular ine-haired "swell"
who clerked in dry goods store. And
he clerked, and he clerked, till at last he
| fell into trouble with some of the money;
and they went out West in a way, folks
tell, not particularly funny. And after a
time the belle came home, the old folks
for to see; and the ncighbors asked, when
they found she'd come, whather husbands
biz might be. ooh, he is railroad man
now,'' She said "Assistant Conductor"
said she; but some one asked, as he shook
his head, what the dickens that might be.
And then with that high old "style" OF
hers, she answered the interrogation He
assists in Stacking the speed OF the cars
when the train approaches a, statlonHF-
As1stGbatlG Neaos. raYo at
| IT appears as the result of some interest
| ing experiments recently made that while
| a bar of ordinary bronze was utterly In
| capable of bearing a strain amounting to
/ ten tons to the square inch bar OF phos-
| phor- bronze bore this strain applied as
| tensile more than 100000 times before CIV
| ing way A second bar of the same phos-
| phOr- bronze actually WlbnStoou If',OOo
applications of load oftwelve and one
half tons to the square inch without tract
ure. This article has row come into ex-
teAsive use in Europe for the great bear
| ings of the plates in general rolling-mills,
and for conical gearing III universal rolling
mills. 1t has also been applied with great
advantage not only in the making OF PIN
ions, but in the driving axles of mills, in
the latter case the superiority seeming to
depend not on the hardness, but on the
great resistance, the arDors in the phosphor,-
bronze twisting much less than forged
iron, and not breaking like cast IRON
| ". Y. San.