The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1875-03-31

bring him before the church. Brother
Page came to terms in this wise:
Brother Durham, perhaps | did
wrong to say you lied / will take it
back; but / declare 1 believe you did
lie!" which was satisfactory.
Men who never do wrong seldom do
anything.-Boston News.
Whenever fresh kiss is discovered
in the Brooklyn trial one of the jury
turns pale, shIvers a. little, and drops
over in fainting fit.
The New York Mail says the man
who wrote Beautiful Snow has left
the country in disguise
All Hen Jackson, a Chinaman, was
received last Sunday week as mem
Der Of the Methodist Church at Gin
cinnati.
Theodore's midnight wanderings in
search of a soft spot reminds one of
the old lady who searched a long time
for her spectacles, and finally found
them on her own head---Rochester
Democrat.
A Watertown widower, who recent
ly buried his second wife. finds all his
lady friends opposed to a third term.
Rome Sentinel.
Now that the thaw has come, the
to take his regular monthly bath in
pint cup.-Norwich Bulletin.
Navigation is open at Oswego. A
man who stepped off the wharf there,
the other day, says he went right to
the bottom without meeting any OBJ
struction.-Detroit Press.
The English sparrows around town
whiled away the time during the last
snow storm by singing, /" 'Ome. 'ome,
sweet, sweet 'ome, BE hit hever so
'umble. there's no place like 'omc. -
Rome Sentinel.
When boy throws a SNOWFALL at
his little brother in the woodsbed,
and hits the old lady, who has just
come to the back door with pail of
slops, he hardly ever has any appetite
left for supper.--Rome Sentinel
When a man drags three-cent
postage stamp from the dark recesses
of bladder and tenders it in payment
for copy of the Times. We are salts
fed that hes not any better fixed"
than we are. and our hearts beat in
sympathy.-Fulton Times.
Geology is all we'll enough in its
way" said Blifkins. the other MORN
ing, But it takes twice the science to
understand getting into pair of
treeches when the lining in the legs is
torn, that it does to permeate the
or any other of the Paleozoic
ages. .''-Milwaukee News.
Billy Henderson was engaged in
cleaning out the cellar the other day
and sorting over the apples. 1t was
during the thaw, and the cellar win
dow was open, and as Billy seized
rotten apple toshie at Jimmie Browns
dog, which was passing, he 3idn' no.
tice that his father was just putting
his head in at the window to call him
to dinner. Billy will probably be able
to sort over the rest of those apples
next week, but his fathers eye will
never resume its wonted brightness
Fulton Times.
From the Danbury News.
To have your boy follow a good ex-
ample hitch brass band 20 it.
The difference between a home
made and a store PIE is that the form
er is generally beardless and the lat
ter generally isn't.
A funeral was postponed. Monday,
because of the non arrival of two
cousins from neighboring village.
was in readiness, even to
the presence of the undertaken, with
a melansholy aspect and new screw
driver.
However bad man may be there is
yet some good in him. 1t may tie hid
len in filth and rubbish, but it is
there, and there comes a time when it
is brought to light. when the mire and
the clay fall from it, and it acquires
new lustre from its surroundings. A
man may neglect his business. his
family, and his friends, but he is al
ways attentive to cold sore on his
lip.
A Jersey City youth has left his
home because his parents would not
have pie at dinner. He is probably
,ecreted in some country printing of
ice.
One of our exchanges came to hand
asst week accompanied by postal
.ard. explaining that it was one day
ate, owing to the editor having mis-.
aid the shears.
A F.shkill man received a telegram
rom Chicago hotel keeper, a few
lays ago, notifying him of the death
If his wife at the hotel The Fishkill
nan promptly replied: Send the
9ody. Let her come through in style
II make it right with you" The re-
mains came in respectable order-and
:. o. d. The hotel keeper was man
IF the world.
A petition is in circulation for sig
latures, which will be presented to
he next assembly of the State Legis-
ature, praying for tie passage of a.
aw preventing coasting on the public
treets and thoroughfares This is
ncited by the several accidents which
AVE occurred in Connecticut, this
winter, through coasting. We should
ike to endorse this petition. but still
t seems hard to deprive the BOYS of
bout the only enjoyment winter af-
ords. And as long as they don't kill
nybody but themselves. we don't see
Thy we old people should mind. And
hen again, If they can't ride down
ill, they will throw snow balls, and
Te would rather that seventy five boys
hould be killed than to be hit back
+ the head Unexpectedly with a snow
all. It is a very painful case anyway,
nd we don't really see how it can be
settled.
It is remarkable fact that wearers
f long moustaches are fond of soups
nd custards, and their indulging in
hem has a very filling effect On the