The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1875-03-11
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
COMMON pleas-please. shut the door

hands.
INSECTS are not the only sects that
| sting and bite.
THERE is not a solitary lawyer in the
Delaware Legislature.
THE most melancholy spectacle in the
world is a cold pancake.
THE aroma of Kerosene upsets the
stomach of the average rat. ear ra
EVERYTHING appertaining to the femi-
/ nine head is Grecian" now!
WHEN is small baby like big bank
| er? When he is wrothchild. q
| THE honeymoon goes out leaving the
average young man on his last quarter.
"AHl glorious weather this" says the
doctor; "splendid' run of broken legs
lately."-Commercia Adeertfser. 30 :
Mrs. FITcH's diamonds are a fortune
in Mnnieature.-Poches Democrat. And
that is pun of the first water.
SOME of the farmers in the Connecti-
cut Valley are becoming rich by raising
potatoes for the starch factories.
A POPULAR San francisco preacher
make life hard with the Heather Chi
| neSe. 90
THREE Pennsylvania doctors have
been frozen to death this winter, and in
yalids in that State are somewhat more
| hopeful. - Is- sav
| LYING and stealing seem to be always
in order on two subjects-the weight of
the baby, and the first umbrella that
comes handy.
THE tenor and soprano in Boston
choir were married recently. They met
by chants, the usual way, and ultimately
| agreed to duet.
Two men lately caught applauding the
verdict of a jury in Bedford County, Pa,
were fined by His Honor, Judge Morrow,
five dollars each.
| A scHooLBoY has put on paper the fact
that he would "rather be little girl
and obey his mother than be dog and
obey the moon" =. ...,....... s.-..
THE peach crop having been killed by
Il the recent severe cold, the manufacturers
of fruit cans are rapidly increasing their
facilities for the coming trade.
i AN English physician, during lecture
to a female audience on the use of alco-
holic beverages, asserted that the babies
of London are never sober from their
birth until they are weaned." ,-.,
/ FLAxsEED and tallow are used in Ger
many as a stutfing for cushions. One
part of tallow to ten parts of flaxseed are
seed rendering the cushion very soft and
pliable.
/ A MAN driving a coal cart in Bridge
port, Conn, a few days ago, saw aboy
coming swiftly toward him on sled and
stopped the horse to avoid an accident.
The boy did not turn aside, but passed
through between the heels of the horse
and the cart wheels. -
WHILE Michael Martean was backing
a horse under a coal shed at Fair Haven,
Conn, lately, he was caught in such
manner between the cart and wheel
barrow as to force one of the handles of
the latter into his stomach, intlicting
wound which shortly proved fatal.
Il A YoUNGsTER. while WARMING his, ha3Sd9 hPea3sd
| IN washing windows narIoM VII 80
yaoden knife, sharply polnteo, wiz ,"H
ont the dust that hardens IN tno i;0h the
of the sash. Dry whiting WIZ Easbed
"a OiaSs which should first pc wasn I;,t1a
glass, WI, VIII hlack tea mixed with little
alcohol. Save the tea lea'9'
purpose. .,,0 ao,icately mar.
c a \" Le ta,cbing ln incident: "Ned vose
i raeeS d to travel around Colorado Win :
orforminp bear, but great cna Il,
a pe p,,o one day last week ana no" .n'
y ,nr Inn travels around alone, thinking oFI,
u Nd o,J times and occasionally leaning ~
~ olu ~ tree as a pang shoots throusl
es againsr ra,s Ned is inside that bear
~ Tuprr Young men went INTO s.ore 9
S , Nth Turner, Me-, few evenings eine
nG nd and drank heartily from pan OF MaoI ~
hu aru r,ar 1rhicb they were told that KeIoset
i9 aiI'1 az nod been spilled in the pali. "a
@ ~, threa commenced vomiting very vioioa
ns rs W. w. and yomited until they were very su. W
NO ond sick, when it was ascertalheau :.
ms another pail and they had oeeh VI inN' -
md nothing but pure water. ,,,,.,
our SOME Young men living near MUS ~
Md ,,ngo Creek, a small stream ho"iIS u
div RIack River Bay near DeAtsr, ,,t ~ bo
Who vent to the creek FEB. Il anu sd,s;nc Iu "
ger in the ice for the purpose VI Isle .hn ho
rter hooks and lines. The lnsIah. snU fl
/: were cut they became ntSa Sa@a1 SEQ
WIZ thn,n-o ont by dozens. The next
,ent. ins onn there we're about $50 persons
,,lant az a. - ;on and others coming. III Is :
with mated that about 1our ~ Won in II
, an hnnrs took 900 pounds OF lsh iion-i
= holes twelve inches in dlaiheler,
H. Unrr,s q new parlor game: Two
.- are closely blinded with pam
. o. e,s s5a % Of their pocket handkeren
u. Woob Ia one is provided with sauce
5 NC, 20 oaka or cracker crumbs, whlcn IL: rs
" " tbe left hand, and spoon WIN
u rd W, held in the right hand shees 10 II =
ya mon the floor, upon whicn Ine oc r.,
ode q sit. and at d given slSnai a-;s snsy to
y nit feed each other. 1neii .t,o;r q,
rother each others mouths WIN ort An
ed, GO never lall W aHO ort ;s to try to bio
stxle, ah'odi oandie blindfolded. The cane
aWnnS ,oad mon a table, up to wnicl
glrl pa,,ar is first led; he then Walks
er Turn pray pyas turns around three time
ana De slA n,s i Forward as nearly in the ar
soppe1 Wain W. tho candle as possible and U
your piou vi ~ II out. If he happens TO war
Iearteu, .n u.O" yrong mart of the room the ei
Sc s' the the blowing is very funny.
sfs, sa,, the the twas a Young woman with as
30" ~ t;,a aonnces round her as the
pr I'm, hr VIZ VIII, Ias rings that did 1t. oi
o,o sbp 10 mrsic stool whirl OF "
, noker au,fed down on it like WITT HI
,nlrnped suds in a hand-basin. lneh sno
# # of The mn her cuffs, as if she was eoiTr66 T6.
nd blew for the champions pen. .n wv
tens and worked her wris's o,-caa ano out
'em, l suppose, oa anu as thou.
4 Of an gers till they looked as .he tn Le
natter to would pretty much cossl I'm % to ,
- would from the growing end down W
10 knew soucaky one. Then these .Mo
re @ going hers made a jump at the Keys a
IiT bnck1e, uare a couple of tigers comii !.
it,nns and non a flock of black and wnl,
and the piano gave grea1n noS noS
toll had been trod on Deau
till YOU could hear you; !. tse tSe ,
Then another howl, and II the
ha readi- Two tails. and you had troa y
the early 'em at once, anu .a of lump
n''' down, back and forward, oSn 1ne =
9TH warm the other, like stamPe41 go, Al
st.m 3es Of n,;ce more than anything ea'
I'VE tie bud OttDer efadeeS H
iindow-sash, Twas dark and drearS ara Ses ;
nth for this tucky. A lady, young anu a., t'a !
uut @ around observed to walk gently OUT 4
Put Pu ay ont .aI ops.a mansion in a small tow
r and make to fortune and 10 lam ~ sai
ly by keep at the gate. .n;d \ FFerdinand
amer: also 90 before my naughty sne w
snnbs;ss and ssaid she. and they had aims n
nts. the minister ao ue vast
that mere tleman trotteu up - ropn
As soon as He merely escorted the youn S =,
tho cutting tifuI one back to her cniioh' ~
~ .ns core to Ia now all the people IN
IAmS ,Sev grow ann mu pr;n when they see tina
as WY .nd condole with him upon
tn rich earth, saucers and n1ty Sen.s ,;S