The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1875-06-17

! Earnest I should think he wssIg
Why, thought I'd have to laugh
When be kissed flower he took,
Looking, oh Ike such q calf
/ ] suppose he's got il now.
In vine glass en- his shelves;
It's q mystery to me
Why men VIII deceive themselves.
Mako yourself an honest man, and
then you may be sure that there is one
rascal less in the world.-Carlylc.
There are few Wild beasts more 10
/ be dreaded than a communicative man
with nothing to communicate.-AL ds
/ BOndid.
-" The kind OF women that / partic-
/ ulariy abhor," says an old bachelor,
s. is the one with the spirit Of disputa-
tion IN her soul, who picks me up on the
point of sharp sentence as though I
were dropped stitch in her knitting
Work."
The latest invention in the life-boat
line is a boat with broad line of cork
at the load-line, so constructed that it
sails equally we'll either side mp. II
viii not upset easily but, if il does
upset, the bottom and keel fall right
down through the centre, and there il
is, just IS il was hefore, perfect boat,
only what was the bottom has become
the top.
The Princess de Cont, a daughter
of Louis XIV, expressing before the
Moorish ambassador, her dislike of
polygamy, the latter replied Mad
anne, plurality of wives is allowed
among us because, in our country, we
must seek IN several women the charm
ing qualities which are here to be found
in one" This excels Spanish polite
ness.
-Apropos Of the growing rage for
tight-laoing in Paris, Emily Fsithfull's
paper says the whole tendency Of mod
ern female fashion is to render the form
of a woman as nearly approaching to
that of a tightly-strapped umbrella IS
possible. A well-dressed young woman
in the present day is q figure laughable
enough far a Christmas pantomime Of
" Strand" extravaganza.
-"You see, - said Theirs, {" Raphael
came from Paradise, and Michael An
gelo came from the Inferno, to prove
that the genius of man partakes of every
character. Note the contrast I" said
M. Theirs, " Raphael, coming from
Paradise, lived like = pagan, while
Michael Angelo, coming from the In
ferno. lived like a saint, bearing in his
heart q divine love Tor the marchioEess
Of Pescara."
in Paris they make two eggs out of
one by cutting the shell with > giazier's
and then s1icing the egg
quickly with an oiled knife. The two
halves are deity dropped into boiling
butter on the plate, which hxes
them, making them look like two, and
for which the cuetomer-who has not
seen the performance-pRy without
NEfl.l. fNc
mans their indemnity and get back 20
specie payments in three years with
such gains ?
"A school teacher in Mississippi
used bis fscility in shorthand 10 make
a verbatim report OF e negro clergy
mans prayer, and he sends il 20 the
Educational Monthly rs follows: "o
Lord God Of dis glorious universe,
wilt dou lock down IN de omnipreeence
Of dy eye upon desc dy sollard children
bowed upon de knuckle-bone di night.
Take q solemn peep upon Ms and let g
heap G light IN. Dou knoEaat what
desc dy poor darkies need. On every
side don knewst, o Lord, is de evidences
of de dislocation and obstruction Of do
human family. Dere be fighting among
one another and natural disease. But
we die to live again as saints or evil
spirits. Dere be discussion and doc
trines, elecshion, before ordination,
perfection and sich like, confuse the
intellects of both black men and white.
Bat good Lord, dou knowst dat desc
are vain illusions, splittin' and dividin'
dy creatures into sexes without mercy.
Whoever will can 90 toglory. Many dere
Will be with slick countenance, white
collars, and fine clothes who viii find
the gates shut against them, while de
blind old woman che 60 straight.
Amen