The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1875-10-20
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A rope over limb Nv a tree Is q
perswader ofrare merit, and tits the
best endorsement nv our paper that
We kin possibly hev.
| SO tar, so good. But just ez l
wuz feelin good over my success,
that unmitigated cuss, Jehial Per-
kins. the man wat gave his note to
Bascom for bari NV wbiskey with
with sich distinguished success. rose
and sed be bed 8 series Nv whereas
and aresolooshen to pass. He then
went on to say that be he'd given
this question Nv finance great deal
Nv study. He endorsed fully the posi-
shen Nv the Democrisy nv Ohio and
Pennsylvany. He bleeved in more
money-money nuff for everybody
He pinted with pride to the develop
ment Nv the Corners since the crea-
shen Nv more money, and be bleeved
that still more money would make
still more prosperity. The idee wuz
correct. The Government shood
ishoo promises to pay, aud faith
sbood make EN- good. without any
sich Donsence ez redeemin; aud if the
Government shood do itwhy shoodn't
banks; if banks why not indiviijiless
That's what be wanted to know. Ef
ther wuz any sich thing ez redeemin
Nv il in golo or anything else. the
people mite hey the rite to ask il
them ez ishood the money he'd gold
or anything else to redeem EN- with,
butez ther amt no redeemin perposed.
why that weston don't come in.
The people hev to bev faith, and
that's all the heven ther is in the
transackshen He was bleever In
more money, and be bleeved that
them ez he'd the greatest need for
money shood hev the privilege of
ishooin it, and SO long ez the people
took it from each other it ansercd ell
the perposes Nv money and wuz
money. Therefore be perposed the
yoonanimus adopshun nv the follow.
ing wheresses and resslooshen:
Wdreds, Ef VOC hev q good thing,
you can't bev too much Nv it; and
Hdreds, The increase Nv currency
in the Corners hez bin productive Nv
prosperity sieh SIS we never dreamed
Nv; and
WareGs, 1t is the dooty Nv all
earthly governments to difoose its
blessings ekally, thereby imitatin the
docs of heaven. which falls alike on
the just and unjust: and
Wdreas, The mannfakter Nv mon
ey shood not be confined to the few,
but sbood be the privilege nv the
many; and
Hareos, We recognize the justis
and propriety Of eompellin the people
to take sich money ez may be ishood;
therefore, be it
| Resolved, That every man NAV
ishoo biz notes nv hand in sich sums
ez may SCOT biz interest or convent
ence, the same ez the notes ishood bv
our i've bankin institooshuns.
And the id ideots abslootly
passed the resolooshen without a
minit's delay, and they demanded
that the Council meet that very mite
and pass the ordinance, which it
did
Ez every last man Nv EN- commenst
writin notes TO wunst, and buying all
sorts uv things with em, we're liable
to hev enuf money at the Corners
immejitly-ez much ez our brethren
in Ohio and Pennsylvany wood de-
sire, even.
Everything in The shape Nv labor
hez bin abandoned, for everybody
hez gone into the maHufakter nv cur
rency-that IL, everybody who kin
write. Thank Heaven that they
never favored skoais here-tbe ina
bility to shed ink is the only limit to
our inhashen-
One singler result bez followed
ordinance, viz: Nobody bez nothin to
sell | Went into q shoe store yes
terday, thinkin to treat myself to a
pare OF boots, but the dealer hadn't
any to sell
But l see hundred pare on the
shelves" sed /.
They heT all bin bought by peo-
pie over In the next county" sed
this yillin: they wuz bought for
gold. Possibly ef 700 he'd gold |
Good get one Nv EN- to sell you a pare
hisself."
And be sed suthin about briDgin
horse TO water, but VOC coedent
make him drink.
1t Is plain to me that more legisla-
shun is goin to be necessary Up
TO certain pint they took our money,
but somehow them ez amt q maxim 1t
are fitin shy Nv it.
PETROLEUM Y. NAsBY,
President of the Onlimited Trust and
Confidence Company.
z. S.-More trouble. Baseom sez
he's got to hev something to go to
Louisville with beside our paper, or
he'll hev to close. And all the me-
chanies in the village, who hev to
buy things in Louisville, are elamorin
for suthin they kin buy with, and
threaten, ef they don't get it, to bust
things Wun Nv EN- impudently sed
that afore the imitation period they
didn't bev much money, but they
Good not do suthin with wat they
he'd. And the people spplauded the
disturber
I'd P S.-Bascom hez jest come IN.
The last drop Nv likker is gone, and
be swears he'll close his bar ef we
don't do suthin towunst- i bev cali
ed meetin of the Direkters. FL
Bascom closes we are lost forever.
The Corners kin get on with any
thing but that i kin get on awhile,
for / hev jug in reserve, but Heyen
help them who is not pervlded.
L. V. \.
Tomato Prsse.