Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1875-07-09
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

BAs RELIEF-A TRANSMISSION of sleeps
blood.
IT is said that grass widow means grace
widow, one who has become widow by
grace or favor and not by death.
A MATTER of considerable count
Treasurer Spinner's transicrof $40 100000
in cash and $400, 900, 900 in bonds to his
successor.
IT is said that Brigham Young has ac-
quired the title of General from having
his numerous wife.
A LADY lawyer is established as consult
ing counsel in London, but her clients be-
gin to complain that their secrets some
how seem TO leak out.
He was bound to he accurate, and he de
scribed the woman's costume thus: " She
wore an elegant suit Ofsomething or other,
cut bias and trimmed endwise."
" JuMP-UP- AND -RUN-AwAY-AND-T THEN
SIT Down N-AGAIN' is the name of an In
dian chief who has taken the war-path.
Here's our ha'r, says Colorado editor.
The old Belgian proverb is: "No
grass, no cattle; no cattle, no manure;
no manure, no crops" All States and
countries come to this position sooner or
later.
SOMEBODY says that "large ears denote
broad, comprehensive views and modes
of thought" What magnificent ideas
thinks the Boston Journal a jackass must
have!
DISCIPLINE is so strict at West Point
that, according to one of the Board of
Examiners, the cadets go about with an
invisible ball and chain attached,tO their
ankles"
AN inexperienced tramp the other day
attempted to steal beehive, but sudden
ly changed his mind and let it bee, con-
vinced that in that respect at least honey
sty was the best policy.
The grossest aGta man can be guilty
of which is not specially made criminal
is TO drive on mans premises and hitch
his horse to shade tree. 1t is meaner
than stealing his chickens.
A Boston girl just one month married,
upon meeting an old schoOlmate in the
street, put on very wise look and re-
marked: You cannot imagine the labor
and anxiety incident to the care of fam
lily"
NOTWITHSTANDING the Liquor law, a
resident of Greenwood, Me-, saw the other
| day a snake of immeasurable longitude,
with head Gas large as an ordinary tea
kettle" which it carried three feet from
the ground.
A NEVADA lass having received an offer
| of marriage from a young merchant who
had been in the neighborhood but shOrt
time, replied; " Well, don't know. Girls
are scarce and high about here. What are
you worth ="
"WHY can't draw pension?" said q
limping pedestrian 10 companion
-'t Your lameness is gift of nature" was
the reply. Suppose it is, does thai
make il any the less a walk-lame ~
Y0akers Gazette.
"A MAINE girl lea her clothing in an
open boat and hid herself, and when hel
parents were crying and saying that il
they only had her back they would obey
her slightest wish, she appeared and saiC
she wanted to marry Jake.
An exchange suggests that if you wan
TO see man struggling TO do severa
things at once, just watch him try to pu
! on his oyereoat and rubbcrs, and yet keel
/, his. head bowed, while theminister is pro
nOuncing the benedi"tion.
THE London correspondence of the Lily
erpool Post says a fearful. rumor is abou
q that the Princess Beatrice may very prob
\. ABLY marty neither n German nor an En-
glishman, but an American who has lately
been very much at court.
An entire family living on Houston
street, New York, were recently poisoned
by eating canned pickles, in which ther
was discoyered. quantity, Of sc0pperas
The prolnpt atlminisirationS of andddie
Saved the flves Of the people.aa
The New Haven Register says the Win
sted pin factory turns out nearly six mill
ion pins day, sthirty-six millions pc
slweak, on appgt1R BIN for for each man
Woman and childin the United States
Now then, "what becomes of all til
J pinsg
! THE agricultural editor of the Chicag
Times, in an essay on grasshoppers, says
"While healthy OK may be very fail
staid- gated digester, there is no compar
son between the slow assimilating prOce'
of his blIrly bread basket and the quicl
l electric, stomachic machinery of the speed
J and voracious grasshOpper A. soun(
Z valid member Of this nOnladic family
NJ glnttdns can eat, al rest and extrude thrt
5 times his own weight in green corn, fol
e times his bulk in peaches without sug'
a or cream, six times his stature IN ra
$ turhips, four pounds of green tobacco an
e peck of onions every twenty y.four hour
1 And radishes, which are quite trying G
the ordinary human stomach, the gTas
hopper digests as a calf does milk"