, 1875-10-31

the party were nudsed, and ceased from the con
| temptation OF the stars overhead to observe tha
tah1e8n1 below. Whan the lights xene repro
daced tho Young lady was seated upon the fook
where she had latsy been standing, and both sbs
and her AdeotinnAta escort looked a. innocent ~
it "shey hadn't been doing nothing" Itcaase.l
tie party no little 1ueEriment, and the climax
Was reached when some one, after they hxd left
the cave, approaching the swain, asked him, in
the presence Of the party, which scene in the
/ cave did he enjoy most. Ho promptly replied,
'The Star CHAMBER. Of course" The loud laugh
that followed caused him to turn as red as hset,
| and explained to him the frequent alluaioa
| thereafter to flights out"
THE BEGUN OF BHc7AL.
Let the ecoffers and deridars who hAve D4
faith in the administrative capacity OF the gentla
sex (says the New York Tribune) read the story
| OF the Begun of Bhopal AMI vail their sbashed
| faces. Bhopal ia small and obscure Stats o1
Central India, and the Princess, its 1nles buzzas
| about it like bee in 3 bonnet. shs indulges il
| no fashionable lazlnsss It the Capital nor doea
! she permit the existence Of any Ring govern
| ment; on the contrary, she makes tours Of in.
| speohon through her domains and metes ont
own t.nted hands. Under her unfalterng
| eye the Grocers OF Bhopal havs an
| exceedingly hard time; their weights and
measures sre tested, and, 1t they provo defec-
| tive, the Government destroys them and kindly
| provides new ones, and MessieuEs the grocers
| pay for them Size exercises starn discipline in
all other matters OF morals; Hhe hns nearly paid
! OF national dsbt OF 700. 900 rupees; and she
contemplates the building OF d railroad. Tho
name OF this 1enaartsble voman Vas ltazser~
| oel-dow!aa Omrou Dooiah Baku Mahomed Khan
! Sahib H4hadoor but he who shared those grace
ful little titles with her died under their weight
! snd eha is no. Princess Synd Mahomed Sadsek
| Hossain Khan Salib.
| COME. BIRDIE. GOMEZ"
| On Woodward avenue car yesterday {says thu
Detroit Ffes Prsss} 1n oidish nnxn With baa4-
ish nose aud hawliisb eyes changed seats to get
beside woman about 30 years old. and trying ts
emile tenderly l.s anqaiEsl
''Xll sou be my dusa ;"
''W-h-a-r!" ahe e1claialed. moving AWAY.
'Wll you be my moEnin: laskf he inquired
sroi1ins all over.
"H 10 aro vou: air 2" she easred, looking from,
him to tue other tHo Erssensera- =!
Names H'gby, ma'Aa and will you be my
SPARROW"
Protect NC, sir 2" she asked ct one OF tia
III you ray another wnrd to that Ady TIL
knock your head OF II: exc4lnea the passenger,
doubling his fists
.'Nota wort-uot another word" replied the
beak-posad man, waving bis haod. III eh
doesn't want to ba nv ja} bird thar sattles it, az,
she can be an old nnaiu and love . yallsr-e5es
parro9tA
and *na settled back, wiped his nose, and
seemed slaspy.
!. NO CHANCE.
An Atlanta youth Gays thr Cons!t.a'ion), got
ten up in the lasess s:rls, loft q West End car
and trpped ACROSS to house where p:tla boy
was sitting on the front stepa, whitt'ing With
= new Barlow knife. Tho boy looked up and
said:
Il SAY. young man, ger don't want tsr.bs COM
ing aronud here any more, yer don't!"
s'WL5. Charlie. what's the natter ="
'''Cause t.4eros feucr what wears diamond
bres pin and rides in his own horse and buggy
oonin' here to see Sla now, and follow 1iko
Jou, what has ter ride round in bob-tail street.
kyr haiu't got DO shog, capt " take front saa3
on the back fence aud watch 'eu G1in' th1nea
fur the weddin'!"
The yonng man turned away looking like 4
aweet-potato vine after q black fsosr-
RENEWED INTEREST IN LIFE.
4 Vicksburs wife (says tho Heraid) informed
bar husband ths othar morning that she Was
working hczaeh into the grave for the want OF q
hired girl, and, as ma went out, she leaned back
knd fell to weeping. The children we're making
\ noise in tha hall IS he passed out aud be
called out.
won't live week, and, when yon get q STEP
mother here ne1t spring. she won't put up With
my such foolug!"
When he came home to dinner hts wife INST
him with = smile. and said:
''lsnt ours cosy home. Richard, with only
our own little family to look 21ter7"
MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.
We are told that nothing was made in vain.
But how about = fashionable grl7 Ian't she
maiden vain
"Courtahip Is blss," said an ardene young
nan. "Yes, and uaatzimony il bliats1, snarled
II old bachelor.
Why is fashionable lady on the street. ikeA
eat chambermaid? One is tidy around above,
1hile the other is tied around below.
mo, dolly" said little girl to her china ba-
y, a. she vaa going ouk II san'e take 'ou down
own i'd me,-'ou ain't dot no 'pin-back!'"
An old lady in Detroit, hearing that American
Tirl waa dead, remarked 50 I've ailus ssid th2s
ais tisht-lacing would lay EN- out some daJ."
Another .'brilliant wedainR." The young
lan with flower on his coat is to NARY tho
Dung woman With tho habit Of saying "Ths
L. yah!"
shoe-dealar: II faar We have no number
evens, miss, but hers is + large pair Of nines.''
ustomer: 'Nlnas7 D'you take ms for
And now approaches that delightful se1aoo to
10 young and ardent, when coa1-6sos ara start-
in the parior, and ths old folks g1u1 sleepy
IN early hour.
An enthusiastic correspondent writer that
The woman-eufragists Of Massachusetts, axe
q likely TO have plenty OF followers.
4 young importer down town remarks that
len he sees I sweet creature dressed In tho
~ vsiiinR style Qf fashion, her appearance iuyx-