St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1875-04-23

kept on addressing the moving throng
Strangely enough, he never seemed t,
repeat anything except the announce
ment that this was the .'true. real
genuine Universal Cement" All else
that he uttered was new. As listened,
he proceeded:
This Is the finest thing in the world
when one has been cut by an acquaint-
ance. 1t will heal the wound instantly
and leave no scar. People who live in
glass houses will find it to their advan-
tagr to have some of this true. real.
genuine Universal Cement. 1t will
mend Il mans life right away, without
half try ing, just as easily as it will stop
Il leak in the household expenses. 1t
has been known to faSten two enemies
together like the Siame>e twins
Where's the man who would be with
out the true. real. genuine Universal
CEMENT It's the greatest thing on
earth for making firm the fabric of
society. 1t will mend II damaged rcpu-
tation: and that is more than most
ccmcnts will do
Ladies' and gentlemen, try my true,
real, genuine Universal Cement. 1t is
splendid for hurt feelings. 1t will make
the honorable gentlemen in Congress
stick to theil principles. 1t has drawn
together opposing interests. and held
them firm. | don't know anything il
can't do. It's the only true. real. gen
uiue niverSal Cement. If YOU want Il
box To take home and
"What's it worth p said /. stepping
forward.
Take il at y"nr own price, sir. Make
mc an offer
"A quarter ought to buy it." said |.
YES. its cheap at that dog cheap"
said the thin man. "But | must know
what l"u want to mend"
"Oh-ho,' 80 said |. Il thought that
WAS my business entirely. | CUES. |
don't care for any. and was moving
oft
''Wait a minute" cried the spare
man. ''IIrrc'- Il box for nothing. Put
it in Your pocket Are you the father
al Il family Yes. ! see il III Your face.
Well. >ir. know You need my cement
lnu look aS if things were NOT going
night Hirh y"u. Let mr recommend
this in thu case of family government.
'h>l A'AN' NV ''ll''lll> vi llil> l''N anu
put II Oh vour child'> forehead before
vnr strike him. This is the real. gen
u'uc 'nllrI>ai Cement. and il has =
rrmarkailr value i'll case of disci-
plin"-
MAN alive. what arc Eon talking
about , exclaimed. Il want 10 hul
l"ul box. don't want it a~ gil. Il:
II will mend china. that's all ask of it.
My wife -Coldrd me hcCdJIse broke %
nice rtd-cup AT hrcnkfH>t. aud if il
makes that all right don't grudgr IN,
qualtrr. Here. give me thar box
G"ud-hN.
:" ~ii ing. put tht little " lIte pack
aye in III, pocket. tossed Il hIr of tn,ie
sam currency l" the dealer. and hur
urd "n. leaving hlm addressing nobody
IA particular, IL much the same strain
H. hctnrr.
confess the incident affected me
strangely The mans appearance and
lhguLgc were above his calling. He
looked likr a hr"kcndown minister,
and he evidently met with the vr!N
poorest Kind OF patronage. cauicd
the hoX in my pocket all day. getting
vcN"d At i because II was an obstacle
~ NV i'''N '"l''"'' VI i"i' ~ vi NHi'''
VI night. when | WAS returning from
business. had like t" have lost 1t in
feeling fol my communication ticket.
WAS litc for supper. My wife had
been annoyed hv the servants. and
Transferred part of her annoy an,e tn my
iuunrriii head AT once. For my own
part. tclt personally lggrievrd he
cause was /" drink my coffee from
irnn->t"nr. instead of china. We were
III precisely the state at mIud to he un-
pleasant t" each other. And. is the
children had finished their meal and
the servant WAS not in the room. the
lowc.ing clouds commenced I" hri>tlc
with llghtnng>
II WAS THAI cup-Aunt D"rothea :
present. with my Monogram upon it
which made the trouble. | grovicd at
the iron stone. and WIS twitted with
my clHm>inc~S.
ia" '''''' ''"N 81 lN''SaI teI'e"' ~,
eject Il INVERSION ana escape tne no,