The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1875-05-22

boy forever
The chief reason why Dayton woman
,oulIn't buy a Bible wa, because the agent
Iladp't one containing any c,'iy pictures.
The demand for embryo ,oar kraut plant, l.
rood.
proprietors Of da.lountaips and spring suits
feel encouraged at the warm turn in the weather
You might rs wei! buy that bonnot first a:
| last She'll have it anyhow.
\ wife who can hump herself over she noe and
/ spade /, a sweet boon to man this backward
spring.
Winter fingered around late this year, IN order
to hear all the evidence in the Bccchcr-Iilton
trial
| We have been interviewed, importuncd and
cross.cXamincd to reveal the names OF those
teachers in the public school who are trimming
their sail, for voyage upon the tempcstuons
sea Of matrimony, or words to that effect, but
not a syllable do We lisp. The secret is safe.
I The fragrant ilacs will soon be in bloom. Yes,
the Iilacs viii soon be in. In Brooklyn they lilac
sin already
When a hunting party load down their ambu-
lance with KEGS and bottles, they invariably re
mort the birds scarccr than they have been FOR
ten wears.
The boys arc laying up thcrr NIGEL, for the
| first circus.
Work out your poll tax.
The ne " y.clcctcd aldermen arc taking an ac-
! tive intercstin city atlairs.
| 4 Young lady was seen Tuesday evening pick
/ iDr lint from Il youn. mans coat, which is said
! to be sure sign that said young man is in peril,
Now is the time to buy your thermometers
They are rapidly on the rise.
Springs here" exclaimed an enthusiast the
other day. al saw red headed female pcaling
oCkin@alc
As the twinklinS pecpcd from the azure
depths OF heaven, and silence rcigrcd supreme,
We saw him grasp her delicate -
The urchins are seriously contemplating turn
ins their toes out to pasture
Just think OF it, 1t costs one million two hun
bred and tifty-fvc thousand five hundred and
cighty.nine dollars to keep the women Of this
country in imported corsct> for one year What
a waste,
Winter is reluctant 10 give up his supremacy
and fights hard. 1t is the opinion, however, of
the old settlers that Spring Is slowly gaining the
advantage.
The Soldiers Reunion at Chicago last week
Was fine affair, and much good feeling pre-.
vailed. General Hook, Col. Hapeman, Capt.
Rising and several other Ottawa Heroes were
present.
The school DOys aye not allowed to play ball
in Washington park but the Sunday schools are
invited TO come over and spend SUNDAY after
noon at the spring park.
Dr. Dumback pronounces millinery spring
water 10 DC speedy remedy for affections of
the heart.
The young gentlemen y who make a practice
Of washing their hands in the pool at the spring,
should 90 slow. If they persist in this sort Of
thing We shall attempt to read the riot act
Fishing is excellent, but fisk are scarce.
II has been thawing for the past three DAYS
and hopes are entertained that the frost will
soon be out Of the ground.
The city councils in several neiShboring cities !
have passed the following ordinance Would it
not be well tor our city council to do the same
THAT 1t shall be unlawful for any boy under
the age Of tWenty-onc years to be found out Of
his place of abode or residence within the city !
limits OF said city, and upon the public streets |
Of the same, after the hour Of nine o'clock at |
night, without the written consent of his pa
rents or guardian
ODoaucll, of Joliet, was so busy .kv.larkine
with his " blue eyed blonde as to nc unable to
attend the metropolitan club hop on Thursday
evening. Thus ii is ever. Proud aspiration and .
never ending hope lure on infatuated youngsters
until their sun goes down amid the iaxcn curls
Of some fair damsel" 4 heart or two Suffered
al the depot when ODonneH failed
10 come to time, but were soon filled with hilar
~ by being escorted to their home on The west
idc 10y a hotel porter. They beg to inform
korn's' Joliet correspondent that they Will not
patronize an uDdertaler" but use the lumber
or Bcr front gate,
7. SUIT, Of MeDstois, has been heard from
gain As usual bqv ,Hnmunic s,ion is sorae
What spicy.
straw hats are commencing to he seen again.
Look sGt for frost.
An order STYLED " kDish,s Of II ms been or
;ani,cd in this city, which promises 10 become
'ery popular all over the country. Success to
he "a edition Of revolutionary heroes May |
heir stars never grow less
Conductor sccoy, ana yard master TSawley, de
Datcd a iishy subject AZ Dayton last-lcts see;
what day ~aS it anyhnry
o'in kr",, offer, ar extra bill ~ fare for
lightning men, othe5 heroes, II they Will stop
with him. Rates the sane as to circus men.
1t is reported that the fashion plat, editor of
the Pee We has the creep. This Il = backward
spring for babies, anyway.
ASueai"r ~ido"cr, ShO recently buricd his
second "h", hnd- all has lady friends opposed 20
athird term.
The beautiful moonlight nights cause lovers