The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1875-04-26

Aud IL In the lumiy tum battle fall.
\ tumti tum'S all that crave.
II, bury me deep In what YOU may call,
And plant thingumbObs DER my grave.
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We have two wnters-one which begins
in November 10 end in March, and another
which begins in March to end in June.
II is stated That in making kid glove it
passes through 2i9 hands. No wonder they
wear out 80 soon. the wonder is that they
are not worn on, before they are made To-
ledo Blade.
Years Of careful observation guarantees us
in the axiom that a man who wears long mar
i either a Eoet or beat Washington Cap
atdi. Dorm Piatt, the Capital man, has long
hair and is not 4 poet.-1erre Haute Gozette.
Stephen Gonzales was convicted OF biga-
nv i'm New York few days since. Two
wives were present. When asked what he
had to say be looked at his wives and said,
"Scnd me to prison." Sensible Gorztles!
We are told that linen busters, after the
Ulster pattern, reaching to the heels and
pirdcd with a belt, will be fashionable for
Gentlemen this summer. They may be fash
ionabe, bu: they won't be pretty. 49,
Geaeral Spinner thinks the trouble with
women is that they lack nerve. They must
build the houses where the General lives
with very thick walls. or he never resided
next door TO u husband in the bablt OF keep
ing late hours.--B r0okiyn argus. -
II is feared that Spinner's resignation will
cause panic ia the rural districts, where
the impression prevails that his signature
syubolizes the American eagle struggling
with the serpent OF rebellion boston
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"Emagine ice" says All exchange, sin
JayusaIcm." We prefer not TO do so. II
we cam; haze our Jerusalem without ice,
then that locality by no means deserves the
enro.niums that nave been passed upon it,
Rochester Democrat.
The Tchbolnc madness runs 50 high in
EuolauC: that Lady Radcltfe-the Cousin
Natc Daugbty of the story--has been COM
DclIed 10 leave her residence III StatlordShire
in consequence Of the brutal impudence Of
the people near of the lower glasses.
The Alamo Riffs would di>band immc-
datcly if they were not buUyed up by the
hope that II wholesale grocery will catch fire
,0mc night sand they will be called upon 10
guard the liquor and cigars. There is no.
thing like having All object in view.- San
Antonio Herald.
81 should think you would be ashamed to
pitch into that little boy" said pedestrian
Yesterday as he caughta big bootblack cuff
ling small newsboy. "Ye would, hey!"
sneered the lad, as he gave his nose wipe.
+" Dive think id 90 for big boy and get all
pounded up? "-DetroH Free Press. .''t
A New Hampshire editor is down in Flo
rids writing up to his paper in the snow
bound village at home gaudy accounts OF
o!eandcrs forty feet high, and green corn,
and other tropical things, aud they are going
TO shoot the aggravating wretch when he gets
back ST. Louis Republican.
A physician of SaylorYille, Iowa, who was
made the victim Of 4 tirst-ot-April hoax by
receiving q summons from fictitious pa.
tent, and travelling considerable distance
10 answer il. turned the tables on the jester
by sending him bill for professional ser
vices, and compelling payment with costs by
process of law.
The Albany Express says that Frederick
w. White. Of that city. had his watch stolen
while visiting the Union-SQuare Theatre.
Soon anerward it was silly returned TO bis
in warming pans any longer. Watch returned
as taken. Fry potatoes in the case. No Use
10 me. Yours, JoHSsY THE LITTER"
Mrs. III. II. Burnham'S notion Of spring
hat :" l. won't make much difference this
weather whether one has nice spring hat or
poor one. 4 little flannel hood lined with
camphor and trimmed about the ears with
roasted onions for the ear-ache, and rugged
witb American mustard-lcaveS for face-trim.
ming, will suit our neural gic condition best
A carpenter who was repairing barn in
Plymouth county, Mass, away from any HUI
man habita,on, was so unfortunate as to
throw his ladder to the ground. Being
stout maa, and not youngr he dared not
Jump; so he sat on the ragged edge of that
barn the rest of the day, and all the night,
Until he was rescued by tramp, who, for
once in his life, was made useful.
1t is proposed to add another building to
the Centennial village-that is, a refuge for
the surviving body-servants of George
Washington. One wing will be devoted to
the old Ladies who, when giddy girls, slrewed
the path of The hero with flowers, and the
garnet will be filled with people who banded
the immortal George a glass Of water when
ne pasSCu luIOu u Sluali lONu III SOuuCS-
ticut.-- Chicago Inter- Ocean.
4 game of chess bet Teen Europe and New
York, which was started in 1859 by CORES
pondeuce, was recently concluded, after
having been in progress for sixteen years.
The contestants were DR.. Brenzlngcr, OF
Pfolzheim, in Baden, Germany, and +. A.
Brorznger, Of New York. TAe latter
player won tie game. a.
A bachelor in SOmervilIe, sedate and
worthy citizen, was the victim Of an annoy.
ingjoke, April 1st, An advertisement had
been inserted in paper BY someoody in bis
name calling for housekeeper, and during
the dsy he was called upon by something
less than five hundred women Of all descrip-
tious and AGES, and received about as many
postal-cards. - Lo,ceU Journal.
lis your name Jones? inquired stran.
ger Yesterday as he pulled the bell of Sec.
ond street house and got the man to the
door. "Does it say Jones on the door
plate?" angriiy inquired the man, pointing
to the name on the pate. "Do those letters
spell Jonest" Il Dunno" replied the
stranger, as he got his nose down to the
plate, Pm no Judge Of Spelliu', and | know
Jones lives in this ward Somewheres. "-De.
trOit Free Press.