Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1875-06-11
MULTUM IN PARVO.

MULTUM IN PARVO.
A NATURAL revolutionist earth.
PAUL BoYTom10es not walk upon the
water. He lies.
THE delicate minded Boston belle
speaks of Spotted Tail as Mr.. Variegated
Narrative.
TT appears that coming copper is not
profitable. the Government has not
made a halfcent since 1857.
From arrests recently made in New
York it appears that the servant girls OF
that city have to a large extent been CO.
operating with burglars.
AN old farmer was once asked what
politician was. He answered: Well,
he is man that serves God as far as he
can to not offend the devil"
EIGHTY SEVEN big bags of American
| newspapers reach England every week
| and there is hope of being able to civil
| ize that country after a while.
THE rural papers Of North Carolina
announce that the failure of u circus
concern down there was entirely due to
lack of advertising and sternly remark:
{" Let this be warning to Others"
A VIRGINIAN brought home some ar
senic and told his wife that it was poison
| She had to taste, of course, and his moth
erless children don't have their faces
washed from one weeks end TO another.
THE intellectual superiority of the
| Bostonian over the rest of the world IS
accounted for by the fact that Boston
mothers wean their children at nine
months and feed them thereafter ex-
clusively upon fish.
DIR. HALL says: "The longer one
puts off drinking in the morning, es-
pecially in the summer, the less he will
REQUIRE during the day. II much is
! drank during the forenoon the thirst
often increases, and a very unpleasant
| fullness is observed, in addition to a me-
tallic taste in the mouth
| A HUSBAND demonstrated with his other
half about wearing spring clothes when
| the weather was so chilly. She silenced
him thusly: "You just tend to your own
affairs. 1t is the season of the year when
/ light goods are fashionable, and-do you
suppose Pm going to be dictated to what
/ shall wear?" Tha. settled it.
A CURIOUS freak of lightning has oc-
Cured in Morristown, Canada. The
fluid struck the limb of large tree,
passed into the body and down into the
ground 1t then took the root of another
large tree, passing up the trunk, tearing
| the body into splinters and telling the
| tree, leaving its whole top. An acre OF
ground was partially covered with the
| splinters.
/ A NEGRO at Jones' Bend, on the Cum
berland River, Tenn, is creating good
deal of excitement by his belief that he
has discovered silver mines. Whenever
he is over deposit he is seized with a
. / trembling and Immediately begins dig
ging. He has made the negroes believe
in him, and with their aid he has sunk
four immense shafts twenty feet deep
through the solid rock.
THE paw-paw, or forbidden fruit, y
grows to the weight of three pounds OF
more IN Florida. 1t is of light yellow
color when ripe, and has flavor similar
| to a muskmelon. The juices Of this tree
tend to separate the fibers in meats
| when immersed therein, and the vapor OF
the tree answers the same purpose.
The toughest joints ofmeat, poultry, etc.
are rendered tender by being hung among
the branches.
If things go on about Boston as for a
year or two Judge Lynch will find it
convenient to hold short term of court
The Judge is very decided and thorough
when once he begins. Well, he deserves
to succeed, is genuine fesh-and-blood
sort of a man, hearty, bluff and tender
4 A great, strong, broad shouldered fellow
who with words paints charming pict
ures. In a word, is good fellow, and
success to him, say we.--Boston Nelos.
THE two Boards of the Boston Gov
ernment are at loggerheads over the 4tf
OF July appropriation and deadlock Is
imminent. The Councilmen at first yotee
$15, 1000 for the celebration; then the Al
dermen non-concurred and voted 50, 800
and now, again, the Council has consld
cred the referred order, repudiated Il
with insinuations that the Aldermen are
men of illiberal ideas, and again vote6
the original appropriation OF $4,000.
THE Philadelphia Press says: "Tht
J officers of the United States Centennia
Commission desire to say that an erro
neous report is in circulation concerning
the selection Of orators, poets and mar
/ shals for the opening celebration mex
year No selection has been made ant
, no programme adopted. partial ant
i imperfect plan was offered at the meet
/ ing of the Commission last@week, whicl
was immediately reeommitted for re
vision"