The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1875-08-19

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rari3ts u ibs Tlton.Beeeher trial
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bef Shall ! help you over the fence I
sbe replies demasely, Noi heip che
fence
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root fsos for the children 90 account
- iss superior bene-sisiag qualities
laa en- feel child % sbal bread
sat1 te "a 81 botes
II Norway. he lobgesi day lasts
three m8nihs The map ~ho six
asombs ago promised to call 10 day
~ twa aai settle bic little bill, must
.vs gone u Norway on 4 visit
he baggage smasher Al sarsio. a
docs the best he can. bot with 800
trunks arriving some days. be- il com
peeled - lct ~ome Of them go after
merely pulliug "a handle of break
iug hipse
"A Columbia professor, rel rowing
= youth fgr tie exercise d his fsts.
sail We fght With our heads here
The youth reflected. add replied that
butlng wasn't considered fair at bic
last school.
Are iae SpIkeuses back Inquired
Mn stayby, who hasn't been out Of
town this season Yes'm, replied the
cook. and Mrs. Gadby got home from
s,ssborough's last night. Then. Mary,
yoa open the front shutters and let it
10 known that we've got back too.
~ subscriber writes 10 an editor 10
tie wesG | don't want your paper
any longer To which the editor re
plies: | would not make il any long
er even II you did; its present length
suits inc
Al a spiritual camp meeting held
at Dubuque, Iowa, last week, a medi.
umistic response 10 the question. How
long is il going TO rain I was, The
elouds are pouring out water; and
80 long as the clouds keep pouring out
water il will rain And then they
knew all about it.
"A medical qaack was 10 discussion
over a patient one day, when some one
expressed the opinion that the patient
vas consalescent. Conyalescent said
the former. why that's nothing serious;
have cured convalesence in twenty.
fsur hours
John Phoenix once remarked that
there was monument at Washington
designed to forever perpctuate the
memory Of the Father Of bis Country
aud as il would be forever ia building
hs had no doubt that the object would
be accomplished.
Sir, said fierce lawyer, do you,
on your solemn oath, swear that this is
not your handwriting? ! reckon not,
was the cool reply, Does il resemble
you wnting9 Yes, sir, ! think il don't.
Do you swear that it don't resemble
your writingl Well, / do, old heat.
You take your solemn oath that this
writing does not resemble yours in a
single letter. Y.e-es, sir. Now how
do you know Cause | cant write
What are We dancing around for 7
inquired bootblack yesterday OF a
hoy acquaintance whose face was GOV.
cred with smiles. aud who was execut.
ing double shuttle. Glory nuf' for
o4e day replied the lad, jumping
still higher Gov got into the garden
this morning Ani tram ed every bed
Cat as yer bat. AID Won't have 70
pull weed this summer.
Rev. Mr II Of l. tells the
following good story: During the late
war, the Dutch surgeon OF a Peunsyl.
wanna regiment, become exasperatad
against General S and vented biz
angry feelings il these words: Gotl
ia Himmel don't want ter say any
dings against Sheneral s., but /
yish der Lord wanted i'm.
-1f the bumors Of infancy there is
no and. A French newspaper gives
rs now a story Of an infant, aged four
whose mamma thought il right TO re-
Ease the child something upon which
has heart was desperately set. Find.
Jog that there was 20 hope foF him. the
yooagstcl burst into passion Of tears
aad exclaimed: Well then. what did
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