Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1875-11-25

A man killed LOG blacSbirds at one
shot, near Centralia, ILL.,, lately.
Let u deer hunters feel encorr.
aged. They may fetch one In loo
Shots persevere-
4 Vasser girl wrote home "Dss
paw-paw. we study Latin TO owahs q
day, Fwench seven-up, anG science
evah 50 long. The good matrons nevak
let rs go owet. Won't you send me
my leggins and skates for a poo title
girl who lives in the village. Don's
forget the heel straps"
WE WISH to speak a good word for
the Post and Mail. of Chicago, whose
Prospectus We publish elsewhere. Fof
chcapuess, reliability and general In
formation and the very LATEST inselli-
gence it can't be surpassed by any Of
the Chicago dalies. Try it one JsxN
THE girl who said that at just
doubles the value of a kiss to have
to borrow it from under a big mus
tache," must have made Bro. Phil
leo's acquaintance somewhere.-TR
bune.
Now Jack, that's a bare faced Ne
such thing. We haven't seen hes,
but then we are constrained to believe
that she is sensible in her conclusions
"A gay snow frosting last Tuesday
morning and lots of men and boys were
up and dressed with their little dogs
over their shoulders and their shot guna
trotting along by their sides after the
deer. If every man should get a deer
what a dear thanksgiving" to-day
will be. don't it?
p. T. Barnum has entered the
lecture field and advertises the whole
caboodle of his show property for sale
We want just one thing in that great
''morai show )" and that's that lesser
younick that stood guard over that
Turkish harem on wheels at Winons,
last June. We want him for a "dev.
il !"
Jack says that he wouldn't be
surprised to see Judge Strope working
in the same harness with him ere long.
We once saw a 16 IL hands high old
silver gray warhorse hitched in with .
little Shetland pony with burrs in his
tail, and it did look funny. Jack, II
you seduce the Judge, well go for
Gilbert's political virtue.
Some people think an editor must
know everything. A real good lady
on ,'Punkin Hill' accosted us thusly
''Say, Mr.. Editur, how do you make
Shaker Apple Sass ?" Now we con-
fess we don't know. We never Shook
'er Apple Sass" in our life. If goa
know tell US and we'll give her the de.
sired information.
As Christianity is gradually com.
PEELED to give up civil government, so
it will gradually be compelled to give
up associations with metaphysics, with
long creeds, and with apostolic success
ions. with chorals and candles, and
betake itself into the soul, and find
its empire to be bounded by faith in
Christ, and an upright life. In that
day, and may it hasten its coming,
all the hearts that love Christ and do
the will Of God viii be one.-Da1a
Swing.
Schultz is opening a big stock Of
glass ware and fancy goods. Toilss
sets and %perfumery bottles till Jon
cant rest as the boys say. About next
week he will be ready to show the
whole museum of curiosities. Santa
Clause makes his headquarters with
Otto you know, and ne Otto, too.
Did you look into Warmers? He
has got everything that iron ard steel
and tin and brass can be worked up
into. We should think there had beea
a revival in the iron mines for the
crude stuff seems to have been comet
ed into the most beautiful articles,
beautiful and useful. Stop into l.. Be,
and see for yourselves. He has got
sawbux that shut UP like a jack
knife, and show %snovels for cleaning
sidewalks and axes for little George
Washington, and-well go see.
Grand RaDidS Wholesale Market