The Morning herald., 1875-10-22
Mere and There.


"Freckles indicate defect in diges-
| tjon."
Siberia is to have university located at
Tomsk.
Tilton's lectures never paid so we'll as
this season. -... s....,
A horse is more spry when he has new
harness on.
The people are beginning to put in
their wheat crop.
The last mosquito is singing his autum-
nal requiem.
They pay school marms $l.25 per week
in Wisconsin.
No man was ever 50 deceived by another
as by himself.
Why do cats always range their dead
rats in circle! .., -...
The result in Ohio don't affect the issue
Of paper collars. I'm.
Bill Allen thinks now that election are
"barred ideality."
noo'iy desires to limit his audiences to
10000 people each.
A boquet at the St. Louis fair was in
scribed "Noses off,"
A 5000 pound OK saves tho Oregon
State fair from mediocrity.
This mile = minute travel will be the
death Of somebody yet. ..-. ..a
Ronners Wellesley Boy Is the latest six
year old in the country.
Ohio balances pretty evenly on the cur
rercy question after all.
Mrs. Grants receptions will not begin
till about Christmas time.
The Fres Love community in Vermont
has completely busted" |
Lots Of whales bones are whitening on
the Monterey, CAL, beach.
There seems to be considerable coatrsc-
lion about Hayes majority. |
A "blue sea bird with red comb" was
caught near Reading lately.
Out West they are now praying, "Givs
Us this day our daily quinine."
A Lehigh quarryman dreamt his wife
vas bolder, and hurled her from bed.
Four little girls in Milwaukee average
Fl day each picking up cigar stumps.
Two Mahomedan women have been
studying medicine at St. Petersburg. |,
Star spangled Banner stockings will be
he fashion during the Centennial year.
The famous diamonds belonging to Mrs
Fitch remain in the Custom House at New
York.
The lady whs attends the. most "open-
ngs" this Fall will be exhibited at the
Centennial.
Women are fond Of music and appre-
late composers, yet few of them are able
0 compose themselves. |;
Htiens has been indisposed only once in
sew York thus far. Pretty good for an
accomplished prima donna.
Almost every restaurant in the city is
8ering oysters to hungry humanity, and j
'snanity is nobly responding. ., ..,r -, Id
t'Gra. widow. has been corrupted from
grace widow, i" meaning divorced wife, 9
r a widow By grace Of the law. |:
Efforts sre making to get up : working
sen's sxcuraion, 10 make : trip to this
ountry, next year, from England. =,
Dr.. I. I. Hayes the Arctic explorer, is
candidate for the New York Legislature.
ie ought to run we'll 1t the "poles."
For six month, matrimonial happiness
epends upon the state Of = mans heart;
'rever after upon the condition of his
omach. !| i. i"'..l sEa-..'
~, 'n - 'sl' T-tf -,-...~ - |
The weather the past week has been de-
dedly like winter. Mr.. ]. Frost has. been
round every morning, and leaves and :
Iants have felt the effects of his vista {
o'''' .,.'..r, ........... a. ..,.,. .-r.. u.
Cheap: At an suction sale of Chinese n
omen at San Francisco the most desirs- -
le dam'el brought but fs, and one beauty
hose nose Was = little out Of plumb,
tched only. sixy.fye cents. n.f,
Tho Marqaese do Chambrun, tho grand H
'ughser Of Lafayette now resident in