, 1874-10-11
Its jolly, til. Pzttsntieas' tho oosnatit'
''' II. Patriotic, tho conscientious,
and the TRANSFORMED
y.,ha, Encounters Between Those Who
Have Been Pilgrims to the
Same ShrInes.
49,. sosabe1la Was Much 1nl-
nrnyed'' by a Trip to
Europe.

~. Oct uber days bring back soodly number
s1.1ar. from over the sea,-those who went
ls.d y. for brief recreation IN the summer
s.,,s HD- s,pi those who return from residence
m. 49,, in = foreign land The explorers OF the
r..,san,i, lakes and the Colorado canons have
b,ck:a little bro"neT, 3 little rndd1er, q
u' some Al, bbier a. to apparel. than they
n1as .r.u With thoee trifling exceptions, your
s;a1,,or il like Herre Rel, just The same man
4.xo-a But it is far otherwise with those
H:..1s.r, :. rho will hereafter enjoy among their
tzens the cnyiabe distinction OF having
,.haan 10 Europe" The latter,-in their o~n es-
.;..,+;on rs1d thst Of their friendH at least-hare
uttered
Into something rich and strnuge.
r,7rar;ties-ss the tricks and the man,
nes," as Jenny Wren would saE-of the tourist
- ham. xre no: less noticeable OF amusing than
,hose Of 1x:s brethren who are still abroad upon
their tra,,eIs. There is, for instance, lie who
may be ck9ed ..-. ......
TIE 4x1ABLE4 oR TIE JOLLY. ok TIE LoQo1@
c1oCs TOURIST.
This is he who has jouIneyed over half, perhaps
the uI1oIs. OF the known world, and: returning
homewa1d, is ike ono who has taken Z long
,,,.neht al d-Nc!ous niue. His brain Is kinolcd,
his toneue is unloosed. Amidst tho prosalc
scenes xal occupations OF his daily life, word,
rhrase- picture, will Suddenly recall the mat
rara,s II ciors ouce troddeu bJ his feet, and pres
tot the aid glemor returnn, the Ewcet cnchant-
ment il upon him. Then, like the Ancient
Mariner, he must speak. he must tell his taie.
Show hran but tho faintcst gieam Of interest, the
eEehtest~ cu1:osity, and vou shall hear OF the
Alps and the Seine. and tho Pyramids Of st.
Peters Church, and Grotto's Tower, and the
crrmbluay arches Of Rome Listen, and you
shall hn.r how soycreigns dine, how P1inceS
talk, 1osE artists work. lou can look upon the
Snltau's 1arcm, hear the fall Of tne fountains Ill
the gardens of lite Pope. and sit in the palace OF
tho Cza-. He il q yeritable Sir John Mande-
vile nd, If you are in sympathetic mood,
You ma7 travel over half tue world in & few
hours, without fahgua aud without EXPENSE
fer be will carry you along With him, an eagle
bearing a second GaEymede. In state OF inlnd
severely critical. you may possibly waste
some ct aotempt upon him for the immense pains
he ap,e nrs to be taking to entertain you. De-
luded tnrtal! It is not for your sake tlat le is
spinnin his intcrminnble yam, c1haustinG him
self in limitations and mimcrlss- It is that he
may sit down once more in front OF the Dor1c
giories of Pnes:um. feel tue eoft Cs.opaniar air
that C may ride once more past the vine
v7rcatlna1 gorges OF Sorrento. and hear aErln tha
liquid melody OF the Roman chidren's Voices
climbing the Capitoliue Hill. At dinner-tables,
among q few consenial listeners ID long eun-
ings among simple. uuassunips folk,
Eho hare no regulations to kocp
up,-vb brt rare, delightful companion ho is! But
let son - euyiou. or Enaprraciatiya soul o5trude
upon hIlu . hint OF tedouE1ess, .ud. Like
t73 }411p
Of III thread OF MS narration between his
teeth, :tad is heard no more He has whole
some fear Of being coafonn1ed vita another
repfes Eatatlve tourist, who Ioa7 Le called
TaE rEETGET10Cs, on TIE VULGAR.
This IS the familiar parsonage who thinks
bcstowi,,g Tn the maker, fashion: posi-
tion, aud tho knowledge and man.
ncss OF high society. Whenever the COMPANY
in whit1 !le tiEds himself appears ueglec:ful OF
his m'aits he introduces tho magic phtasc,
"Whe1s waB II, Paris I" or, I'm London, We"
With ts;milar reminders OF his claims to roticc.
Tue gpeat difference between himself and the
Jolly !1ouziEt is, that he does nat caro- tor tue
things themselves: he values tleza only for the
lmpte. Elon they produce upon others. Before
10y apusion to EutoE can experiences OIL the
psas ri: IN acquaintance. Did some luck
less 'aight maize an .eadver!eut mention OF
places aad customs familiar to him Though
tie s'yiunrn Of years, Ee assumed lnsslH1ly
treei ing coldness. wlica i1npliel: = observe
your ixasenesous attempt to triumph over me-.
and neet it with the contempt it dcaeryes."
So, ali w. in making the coveted Journey, lie did
not so' much enjoy the aights aud scenes through
which h tassed* as he d1d tho imaginary STR
PRISE OF chsgsin Of eel tain Smiths, Joneses, or
Ihom T,sous could they behold bin making ac-
qHain t.nco with al Ills masni6cercc. II he is
OF positive disposition, he le=uily develops
iato -:. -.
TIE Doo:Ar1c TOURIST.
VINO as learned tho iudisrutablc formula for eV-
efy IL aa,-1rol1 whose dic1uUa there is appeal.
Wl&t u greater fun than 10 observe 1. passage
s:-arn Il. between two Of this class whose iia5or-
metlo has beef derived from rival authorities: 4:
1lo' ballet Of L. Scaln il the finest IN Europe.
RE sour pardon. the bsllet If tho Grand
opsr Paris. is the finest in i;1e world" - It is
hner. Is It is universally admitted that the one
u fsuls is superior to all Others" ''Whoa
G3eel: meets Greek is nothing to this encJuu-
tes; tn Dogmae;c Tourists. the most interesting
Fai'e'C is the one w1ieh may DO called
THE PATE1OT1C.
As 70 Paris, 4 Greatly oEerrated sir; few iine
e'l oaaG !ies, 8 good nahy parxs, fountains,
ttssuas, and that sort Of: fummerS, but
nos IN aif-tght stoYo in the city.
nof i Mechanical Bakery. Deficient
N tnea eery simplest or modern improvement tH.
As to tokdre-capf' f'anies Lord, eli the most con-
temp III bic s,stsm! Not { steam-eugine frora
ooe I'd pl tho town to the o.her- IVES going
asl!onei the Boslevaids whom IRE broke cut III
.ae1 eTer story OF one ct the houses. Now. in
ane ara. you'd hare hoard the bells ringing,
-. .sa ale engines teariug up Ike na:.o but the-e
.ae taIce just cleared the space aTos:ud :ue
nons Z. aud, in ion minutes. set of wity. cat
Ise little fellows Sentciimblrs up ladders, and
vas sori Of file made il. thc street below.
aao PASSED EN- up buckets OF water the poiico
,es , anyboar join Who wonli tako hls place Ill the
iho s'id wo.k viii. the rest. Ea'7 inliows ihez'e
u h,te kias and embroidered vests. <,u their
,xeJ to opera aud Eallk, passing mp
ls pacs 1ts aad Working Oh the ropes viii. tue
ene IN H. You wouldn't believe r!,et fuss u.nds
so1 made nbou1 that ridiculous little tiro." As
% n1c1e: You never saw CITY, sir, t:at would
e y more improved BY cCat Of wEitcNaSh.
ufe kdsul pool gas and sidewalks. As 70 the sal-
lsu =. it's my tirnl belief that there never YES
W e,e tter huu1bug thai waa. aro called the works
y: y Ee OLD Masters. I'd rather l&ye 1ar.!Ecape
Y tart, or knnsott, or Nerstadt, tnan the whole
u u hen. For figures, Id rather sse portrait
~ in5 Loreua thun ali tie llarys or st. Ce1i.ar
": he tn the world Germans: Well, homes. and
~ a-HorkiDg I've doubt. But limited, that's
~ ", opinion. l met mercl,au: there in !
.. ns IN that took sort of fancy to, aud tried
% ttet him TO launch out little-tplf]> hin, the
- he wan going OIL, he'd move: be rie'l to his