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New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
p O S rs G RIPT.
TUESDAY, MAY $3.50 A. NJ.
LATEST From ARKANSAS.
MORE COMPLICATIONS.

MORE COMPLICATIONS.
A REVIEW or TIE sTTUATIoN-BorH PARTIES DENY
HAVING ORDERED THE ARREST OF THE JUDGES
RCMORs OF ANOTHER FIGHT-wARLIKE PREPARA-
TONS.
LITTLE Rock, May 4-Judges Bennett and
searles OF the Supreme Court captured last
night by q body OF about ten armed men. When
the train from Memphis arrived at Argonta
opposite this City they taken OFF the tram aud
ried OF where no one seems TO know. Br0oks's men
charge that it was Baxter's squad who
made the arrest; the other hand Baxters
men say that it was Brooks's crowd.
1t reported that the Supreme Court to hold a
special session to-day, and pass upon Judge WhylocHs
Judgment on the Brooks-Baxter case, and that tho
Brooks men spirited away the Judges 70 prevent them
from reahrming quo warranto decision.
squad OF United states troops looking for
the missing judges this morning squad under
the command Of the Sheriff. They did not find them.
Reports from Jefferson state that squad Of Gen. King
Whites encountered body Of Brooks above
ansas Post yesterday evening and dispersed them
one report says that i've killed, though 1t
nee Is confirmation.
Pre- variations both sides look very warlke tonight
and all sorts or reports aoa to the effect that
Brooks Intends TO assault Baxter and another that Bax
ter nten assault Brooks The United States troops
occupy thFr old positions between the two parties
The Hon. " r. Berry, who claims have been elected
Auditor on the same ticket with Brooks. md
who was I-evented from prosecuting his claim
in the cour1s by prohibition against the Cir
cult Court, isRaed by the supreme Court published
letter favoriD the submission u whole matter
the Legislature. Brooks publicly announces that he
will not abide by any decision OF the Legislature.
The Gazette and Conservative journals favor q
call by the Legislature OF COnstisational Convention
with view resuemlttng the whole matter 20 the
people.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
uynRopHoBIA IN ANIMALS.

To the Edit0r Of The Tribune.
SIR: If. as DR.. Wayne Hovey says, hydro
phopia is Indebted imagination entirely and not 20
virus communicated the system as disease, will he
explain how it is that horses aud cattle and other dogs
bitten by rabid dog have all the symptoms-the same
dread of water the same conyulsOns, and die These
facts are ndsputable Will he assert that these brutes
nave the same nervous organization the same reasoning
sInd K. L. DoRR.
KeeseriHe, n. T., May ], l57i
Wayne Hovey says nothing of the kind. He states
that hydrophobia is not lnfrequently disease OF
the imagination; and he is right.-Edl
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
GOVERNMENT REPORT.
WAR DEPARTMENT,
OFFICE OF THE CHIKF SIGNAL OFFICER Z
WAsHINGros, Tuesday. Nay 81 "A. N.
ognopsis for he past tiSeHiu-fOdr n0"rs'


The area of lowest barometer Is now cen
,raI IN the eastern portion of North Carolina.
Cloudy weather and rain prevail, WIN lower teinp
,rre in the Middle states and lower LAKE region me
ONO valley and thence soutleastward to the Atanuc
coast. 49,, - -.., ..o,oro1- .tao-
weather and northeIY winds IN the upper lahe rs
and the Northwest, and thence souhWaFd 70 the "o7'
rhe temperature has risen slightly, with increased
cloudiness and northwest winds IN New-EnSlinu'
The Missouri River has risen AT brunswick. ri,
The lower Mississippi is reported Stationary AHo
Ohio has fallen ut stations above Evansville.
Probabilities. -,
cooI and generally cloudy weather, with rain IN INC
southern portion. a., ..., -, y. ,r;B
For m, Middle States norfedd 10 northeast rH'GS "''
pIIy follo,red 6Y cool cloudy rsdtheI'. -. -,
For the soutb Atlantic states. southwest 10 uOI"eS'
winds cool and clearing weather - ,o,a ras,
For Gulf states, rising barometer, nOrlA anu "oo'
winds and clear fair weather . . -. 10Th --ost
For the lower lake region, nortn-east 10 nVI v :, a.,
winds with rain, followed by cool ana parity cIouuS
weather in the afternoon -, ,-., We. ,or+b-
In tbe upper lake region and the North-WesI uoItu
west 10 northeast winds with gh barometer dnu Oo'
and partly cloudy weather -. I'll, ,.h mn, ,-ast
For Tennessee and the Ohio valley nOrth anu "es,
winds with areas OF rain, followed by clearing ana eoOt
weather during the day. go o,, 80, ,.o ,tt ,b.Iv
The lower Mississippi and the ONO VIII change sstJ
during the coming hours. The lower MISSOURI anI no
central Mssissippi and the rivers OF virginia anu fe
sylyauja will rise during Tuesday. - ,,..
Cautionary signals continue at NorfoK anu Sape no
and are ordered Cape Henry Pecks Beach AtiantU
civ Barnegat, sJuam Beach, Long Branen, S"Nu'
Hook and New-Nork. -
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
TELEGRAPHIC NOTES.

Joseph Chautier, employed in Bearce's steam
M ssta NJ, lE5 ae alnefy YESTERDAY 4ai IL
SANITY Allied
An old man named Lombard was beaten 10
sh sIh by as IN the ses'ea part OF
IiorOkr, Mass, sunday.
Anthony r. Walsh ticket agent on the
Lonsye short Line harod committed suicide "a L'ayis Is'e'
ly By taTo~ns himself from aih sorT Snlo" OF Tue ' '
An unknown schooner fOundered on SayDr00k,
an Tr.g Ai han she examined to-day oI ief
l ford 10 be- hs T. seaOuf BOokhAVea Dawson na''ef
Toe owneus aFen kn0Wa.
The Supreme Council Of the SD degree,
Ancni aad Acc-p1 .Ic, Tor the uhen las"a
nb world b"-4h - Vi@""~ S0e~"'
Ia he M2soae Tonne . NI.Hi4s o.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05

known, md yet this is not always satisfactory to the
conscentcus editor. II s often easier 70 prepare
original mater OF fair quality, than TO make Judlcous
selections. Among the few publications which, at
an expenditure ~ much time and painstakng. extract
superior articles tom the best periodicals. IL THE NEW
YORK WEEKLY TRIYUSE. We frequently find ready TO
hand there under OF Miscellaneous Extracts
some most interesting and instructive articles
which we have transferred 10 The Pen and Hon
but let the reader rememDT what amOun5 OF re-
search. time and Judgment ere used in the selection
oI lhe pest things from The fLest WORKS ana puplca
tons and he will appreciate tue services OF VIII ch
speak We Think thut in many instances " would be
less or theft copy. generally nout credit articles
OF more than average merit than lot 20 ackdowedge
our indebtedness to THE TRIBUNE, In the Instance
named, a. We DO, shall 10 other Nurnas wnen we
are indebted for similar favors.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
The American schooner Montana, Capt.

The American schooner Montana Capt.
Dowde arrived at Halifax yesterday afternoon from
Georges Bank, in company with the American oark
Charles Forbes from New-YorG and bound to Portland
with a cargo OF hard coal She reports that on ruay
AT A. m she fell in with the bark Charles Forbes on
the east side OF Georges Bank,, aoanuo" at
waterlogged. her cargo shifted. ana an - hosrd and
brought her 10 Halifax. When fallen IN WIZ. 'ns DI 20
had iust been abandoned. Capt. Dowden Pas ra" "a
15 men on board and while they were mahnS PisPala
tiops 10 secure the vessel the Captain retaIneu 0
schooner on which he and his crew nad taaen leluse
a. oJ,ts.d Cant Dowdel not 10 leave his men on
hoard a. the park was making water last anu ne
tbonhr sbe could not saved but men were lelt on
BOARD and effort made 10 reach an American port fii-
ing t,t. fhe Montana bore up for Halifax.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
P4SSEyGERS ARRIVED

FROM LIvERPOOL-Ia s,eanshtp Wvorstn1 Msy A-Mr A. q
Rauet, C. L. ianleti M Rsns Rev J. Csfrey Chss Baof.
Mr NcSemp e. w. Bg~t Mrs A. Locke W. Marlborough sn4
wife rho Cock Mr. " sms. rhos Browns Mr.. A. and mss
FannV M rro'tr M Case Mr. wife Sad f,miys
Maud Taylor Miss VI. A. Billings. EDWARD W. ght g. >oott
Mrt Mrs NJ Roach Horoe Norfolk M Havana Ro-s a.
Cosgrsyo Wm Edwards. Wm H. Jones Cha. Coses Mrs NJ A
rzLe, NJ lawson AM wife. Mr Bayiss. sqore Robinson.
FRON LIYERPOOL-EI sie1HstD Ths Quen. NAV 4-Lsv~nes
jackson John Clay C. A. Davis s8d wife Campbell a. Bsr
de wife and cli Edward j. Bariea Mrs Gourlay AMI chiarss
n e. Kennedy Ihos Blake. John Reed ami children X &c
Williams Edward Ma1nse, Cunningham Josspb Mey.r.
wife ssmue Dornan. James Humphreys and sle A PuiAo Iohn
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
LATEST SNIP NEWS.
For other ship Yeirs see Third Page. |


Steamship wyouing OBJ Gg.H yeo April D. And seen'o-s
23d. with nise and Williams 4 6giol.
steamship Brl Liverpool April ~ Qaecss
tow 2}d With ndse pass. 10 =. W. Hurst.
Hakon Aesen (Nor, Begh. Bergen Ap 10. sih
mdse. sud pass. 10 Fgneh. kd,e < Co.
Steamship Prt, Els BeTmus, April -, Nth mdse anj
Lunt Bros
Ship sbon iof Bath Duasug Maisn1s 10 isrs With sug.
Ship Corsica Me- Hsvrs 40 ballast.
Brig crosby of BrO0ksvileh TapeY Ssa River GA
days With yellow pine.
day mOasses
sunbeam bbets 80 iay, With soehne.l
~ MuIor Cof BrOOLhssn), Wines, FernHsaA, Fla.
shr o Jonesboough Look Jacksonville 10 days With
yellow pine.
schr C. Gorgham. Ayres, Wilmington N C., days VITA
shingles.
schr Ei,san Prince Ch.rleston 10 iar, With yelow pine
Schr J. l. isesay, Townsend Jacksonville With yellow
pine.
DOMESTIC PORTS.
BosrON. Nav tArrvei steamship Hercules rom Phadehs:
hn John Aye- MrgOtne Below brgs h T. Dana from
Mayagues James Davis Philadelphia schr hiSaris ro
Mobile.
Equat0r phlaeyh A. X. Bentley from Newf0rs.
BALTSoKx ARRIVED, steamships Surnbrg bremen.
savannsh from Boston Cl-srei
Appod for Boston; Octorots for seufork John
shrlyer for Phlaaephls-
FOREIGN PORTS.
LONDON Nav 3Saed the Uritei Barhaossa Cenur.
Kate Troop A0n Dabyak Aberl Neumann Berlin "essr
horn Mllre Coo Ann George Dosue Prince le CoRis pa
CbrOOro Colombo Osmo Nort0u AMI Mesos Arrived cat
the United - Maggie Chapman Procof.
M9ry Virgins Handing Republic, Drug DuDrpFacA hAGsyg a-a
LAyare1 Kat1hlp Arrived th- United ,taaz
HaVari, Ottawa ". Also arrived ost
Ln the United states: seaward Everett and Geo. W. Hal
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
The Church OF the Holy TRINITY,


The Pew Committee will he IN aisHdanoe every ds' from !"
o'clock r. m for the renting all peSs ami aiHg noi disposed Of a.
public sale
The Paper for Every Fsmily."-fHs Nh" roHA
sRMWREKLY TRIBUNE ready this eonns Az 'hs 90"
of the mas, four daTs together vsluAbe md interesting "'
, witch ,ppe.rs in no other of THB TRIBUNE AnonS s
,,,,,, aur, Of soiays sEMLwEEKLY TRIBUNE are B''as
r,,lo Letter from Cairo skesehng the city aa me P0p ~
tsn,,sye years absence Dr. Brownsequads Lecture ~ ' ls
Course .t washngtou on the question, Have We so
a, ,t Two ep.l. Victor IIasos Ninety three and Mr..
ly, The Y,oing OFT three eoiaShs OF Ne" FiD1e~A""s
and Literary Notes VARIETY Of Doep 'saS %
eell,peoas natter comprising all hat Is 'oa%'s ~ '%p @
uew.psre To Agricultural Department Prof w.
- -, Hon George Iics ini other eminent writer's eoaba's'
p THE SCIENTIFICALLY, IN ~rsPPers N-ay OF @iAs 'e1s'
.n.u on, rear 81; i've copies. ~ 90
Aiirrss -.
-,r, -csarz', Euiogy Charles sumner. ieiSsroi "a
D. Ami % published tul together wih the tnbass IA O"s
f su,or. Boutwell, Thurman aDi Representative Lama IN
rug rRuNB EXTRA No. IA Price per sugle ooOy postpaid.
,.p. AZ copies Tor IS cessi Gss copies Dr o.
Address ihH iN'DSN", w
,,ci.,t Troy.-Dt sCHLIRMASEs ntSAAhchHs, 18th e
uasroa. rfiNJNE kAEaA No 10 Free " ooAs ~se>s
& y..lsAlc. l,fs I'D leasN
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THE FIRE RECORD.
IN INDIANkPOLIs-LOss seo OOe

IEpNNAPoLE, Nay 4.-The Rome City
Wooden Mills, owned by J. C. Geesendorf Of this city,
wers yesterday. The loss is s4OOcf insured In
the Farmers, Merchants, and Manufaeturers' In
suranee Company of Hamilton, Ohio, for 5000; /;
Hope Of Philadelphia, s2JOO; Great Western Of New
Orleans 81 Globe or Chicago, $1,000; Atlas Of New
Orleans .O0J; Aemania Of Cleveland, s5e1 CitlzeDs
OF Newark. N j. $500 Il. L and j. 4. Hail loose $4,000
Citizens tna, Peabody, and Fire and Marine of Wheel
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
ESTIMATES OF THE TRIBUNE.
Rect NEWSPAPER IN AMERICA.


Prom N, Ne,o- York STATE Eduo10nd! Journal .,
THE NEw-YORK TRIBUNE is known all over
the world and known the best newspaper prlhteu -
America II does not give all the SENSATIONAL now, au
Won viii never ind "A column two of double leaueu
matter yiyng full account OF the latest dog nght ou'
Won will find full record OF all that ia worm khO"ins.
The literary and scientific matter when appears IN lhh
TRTRSK I'M one wear is worth i've times the cost oI 'ho
paper. .-,-. -
A NAN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE TRIBUNE IL
AFTER
From T7f Montgomery (9lO.l Journal ~
THE NEw-YORK TRIBUNE's lectures 10 he. 4t.
pne stiuct We object Of The TRIBUNE now appears
be the destruction OF the RepuD eau Pna1, P'nan.
and vet 1t patrioucallY tells ne puD..vah m ~ nhf
What they shoud do ia order TO defeat Butler! IL msh
be more consistent II It attempted 70 instruct bu tr
how me eoud best smash the Republican partY-ors,
after all IL not that the great otJect from whch p
IaE TRIBUNE and the Essex statesman nave a. no"i''
AN INDISPENSABLE EDUCATION.
Prom Ts Nor Y0rk AaIdemy
Prof. Richard A. Proctor, before leaVlns
America for England del vered two more lectures na
Astronomy both OF which were published Dy lhh ND.
ME in one OF is cheap and populBr "EAlra'' -
extra was one OF the most interesting anu -
uable OF the series, and contained, III a aI,
ton 20 Mr.. PrOctor's lectuaes' PrOl; bIOn "a
se1uars recent course Ol lectures on Nerve Force @
was published both sheet ana pamphlet form.
TKBCNE extra series Is beyond comparison the chea
and most valuable scientific publication Of the dhy I'M
DAILY TRIBUNE stands fdI IN aduancs VI every oln'
daily paper The Nation does OF the weeAles No ui .
who drsrcs 10 be wcluiOrme1 Of the progress Va '-
day can dfp with either.
VALUABLE PAPER FOR EXTRACTS.
Prom TIE N,o- Yort Pea Plor, 80.
In no case does The Pen and PlOU repuDl-l
any meter without giSng eroGit ~ 's sournh- "h"
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05

Ono Great Blessing Of age the hcly for procuring
remedies for carefully prepared AMI aiT to be .d
ministere Hen Cuan Co. Of New York have LIST
Of nearly articles which the manufacture In their Aoora
tory there among Of greater vane 10 chr-s
than DR. RoGERss VEGETABLE Pleasant peaAbs
and effective n every and JoHN " HENRY
CgRRAS CO.. Propaetors and Coiege-plaos New York
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05

fihh Arerue Hottl-The Hon. Robert c. Winthrop
Of Bcs,eo Gerr IL sm Geneva " Y; Orow w Chapman
Of the New-Yark Departments Col John
Gowen Of Boson Kennedy Hon Kong W,"dsor Hoe-
.,. Uev Csoper MAyof Cobb Of Boston and Lieut.
Cmapdrr n Pertn United States Navy. Metropolitan Hos.!
state rsaror homss Abhny Asan Inspector General
M I,diuQton United aud exCongressman Hamilton
Ward Of Belmont NA0las HoIRI Congressman Theo
dors Pomero Jadge sherman D. Phelps and
Cen < Jones Of Bngaamton N " wsaorelind Hote,-rSs
Hoa II RAinsY VI Of south Carolns. GLaham Hoel-1eL
Irns Pamer Uaei Army Square BotsIIhe
STEPHEN HAvau Minister Washington
Ress-Ger B. AYes United States Army Gasss Aos-4i
Greene OF Troy.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
THE MEETINGS OF THE STATE ASSESSORS.

ALBANY, May 4.-Ihe state AsstssOTs HIFV
made The following appointments for meetings:
In Cayuga County at Auburn, May 5; Tompkins
County at Ithaca. May 8; roga County az OTego May
:; Chemung County at Emira, MAY s. Richmond county
AZ Richmondyle May Ia suffolk County at River mead,
NAV 10; Queens County at Jamaica. May IA; Kings
County at Brooklyn, May ID ana lo orleans OOuhy az
Abl0n Nav ne; Niagara County at LOckport, May 2G
Monroe County Rochester May Il ana 2S Montgom-
cry County Fonda, May %; Fulton County a. JOns
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
THE PENNSYLVANIA DEMOCRACY.

PHILADELPHIA, May 4.-The Democratic State
Central Committee met tonight and recousdered the
resolution adopted on March 25 nxing the time and
place Of holding the next State Convention A new
resolution was then adopted fixing Pittsburgh as me
Mace and Wednesday. Aug 20. the time VI holding
said COuyc culion.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
Srerlal Notices

Grafton anding udson, with ans eS To Rgsr.
6beI or te season 2stoy COTTAGE - gsrdss
supply aad vegetable mik OF Aree coes horse @ car Are
oue m RON station tnd Minutes TOO rofJ
second st. 70 private iany onl H. CLARKE. Ia Pont.t
Po,-OBce NOtce.-rhs MAILS FOR EUROPE for he -ees
ending SATURDAY MAY D. 1874 s close AZ ies oree a.
IN rIESD AZ Al 2ll % m WEDNESDAY a. OB THURS
DAA ~ - : - --i h p n
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ELSEWHERE.

The steamer Three Rivers caught fire Sum
dav evening at her dock at s0re Canada, and three
staerooms and portion Of the upper deck were des-
rOyed.
An extensive tannery at Three Rivers,
Canada was burned yesterday morning. Loss $4,000.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05

Lime in Agricuture," concise but exhaustive article frs-
of Johnson published H the Agricultural D-gart
rut SEzWEEKLT rRIBrsE worth The attention.
of ALL OYle VI
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
FOREIGN PORTs.

The Elastic Truss 1858 Broid~ayl stsy bu, small
Overspresd the whole | startled tae metals
AID lnsel pad backEniths with Is rolling thunder.
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
HOME NE VS..
PROMINENT ARRIVALS.

THERMOMETER, YBsTggDAl. AT HUDNUrs. IN BROADWAY
eAu-55' NoOn-62o 8 n n-62'. Mdught-4S'
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05
NEW-JERSEY.

JEBsEY CITY.-MayOr Traphagen took formal
possession of his Office yesterday without any demon
yr,ton other than announcement of the fact 10
the City Clerk Several cars loaded with grain jumped
the track of tue Pennsylvania Central Railway while
backing into Harsimas Cove yesterday. The damage is
estimated at $500. brakeman named MeAnaAy Jumped
from the train when the accident occurred and sus-
tanned severe INJURIES Two Italians, who gave their
names as Fouree and Leander, were arrested on sun
day plight charged with rObDing clothes lines Eacn
Of the accused had large bag OF underclotnlnB ia
ms pOssessiOD. They were committed for trial. 80.
timetable OF special sunday trains on the NORTH
Railroad, between PavOnla Ferry and Homestead
station. for the accommodation Of visitors - SchuLeh
PARK issued yesterday and viii take effect on May
"a The fare Will DE i5 cents each way or IS cents Tor
the round trip In the Court Of Quarter Sessions yes
terday James COughlin held in $500 bail on an IN
dictment charging him with perjury, and In the same
amount on another charge Of bigamy The Court FOR
mAlly adjourned for the term but the May Term Will
Degn today and there will be cessation OF business
....Darhg the pact week 5l8 cattle, IS,Sn hogs. ana
f+7 sheep were received AZ the AbattOir 4J3 cattle,
l'E5 hogs aud S2l5 sheep were siaughiered.-
q new Lne tame went into effect the New-Jersey
C<Aiiai Railroad YESTERDAY giving SIX additional traius
New-York tribune., 1874-05-05

Ancient rrOy.-Dt sNNLIkMANS.s IFNNAlV w 80 Is
ussrsuoa B r6NUNE KAgGA M 10 Pree " ooas s'se>s
i yac. ID ccasN
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-04-24
SOME MODERN 81 YINGS.

Honesty is the best Policy" unless
you can get about $50 900 and effect
settlement at so per cent
Honor thy father and thy mother, par
ticularly about circus time, when you
! don't know where TO raise fifty cents.
Never run in debt when you can avoid
it. Ii is much better 10 go ST. bbing
around in broadcloth coat than TO be in
debt for a suit of Scotch mixed.
Let your motto be, Liberty or death,
and If it comes TO the pinch take the
most of it in liberty.
Remember the poor. If you know of
family who are out Of provisions and fuel,
keep them in your thoughts until you
meet Smith or Brown and then tell them
that they'd better make a donation. II
they hold off tell them tlat che who
giveth TO the poor lendeth to the Lord.
1t is very easy TO remember the poor. l
can remember cases twenty years ago.
Respect old age. II you have maiden
aunt forty years old, and she is passing
herself OF for girl of twenty-three, there
is no call for you 10 expose her. The
more you respect her age and keep still
about it the more she will respect you.
Never marry for wealth, but remem-
Der that it is Just as easy 10 love u girl
who has a brick house with a mansard
roof and silver plated door bell as one who
hasn't anything but an auburn head and
an amiablc disposition.
Love thy neighbor as myself. Borrow
his plow, hoe or horses whenever you
can, but if he wants to borrow yours tell
him that you're very sorry but you were
just going to use them yourself.
Be guarded in your conversation. There
are times when you may freely express
your opinion Of political candida but
you had better wait until his friends are
over in the next county visiting.
Remember that appearances are often
deceiving. Many pale, thin young lady
will eat more corned beef than carpen-
ter. Because you find her playing the
piano in the parlor, it is no sign that her
mother is not at the corner grocery run
ming in debt for peck Of potatoes.
Restrain your temper, particularly IL
policeman is in sight. Fits OF anger
hasten death. If man should call you a
horse thief and you should get highly
indignant, it would cut your life short by
several days; and if it was in Texas, and
there was vigilance committee handy.
ii might cut it short altogether.
Rise with the lark. That is during cold
weather as soon as the lark rises, waken
your wife and tell her that it is time TO
build the fire. If she makes any objections
you can refer her TO dozen works on the
benefit OF early rising. Any man who
cares a cent for his wife's health will
take pride in hearing her around the
house at daylight OF a winters morning
getting up q red hot stove and warming
his socks AID boots.-N QnGd.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-04-24
LADIES. BEWAREi

A Newark husband brought home q
chunk OF molasSes candy for his wife the
other evening. His wife wear. false teeth.
The candy was of an adhesive nature.
She helped herself TO a generous piece.
and planted. both rows of teeth in IT,
There theyremained. Strenuous were hel
efforts TO release them, but she was no,
successful. She wanted her mouth free
that she might say something 10 her
good man. She wanted to say something
10 him that the candy not only prevented
but the tone of which, from its promi.
nent quality, il debauched. But she could
not get her jaws apart. Then she went 10
the sink and dropped the whole mass,
teeth and candy, in basin. Again she
looked at him as If she was on the point
of saying something he would be inter.
ested in, but every effort was broken I'd
and destroyed by the orphaned Jaws.
Imagine "a woman-a direct descendant
Of Evc--in such fix Think of the
mighty thoughts surging and BATTLING
through her brain think of the torrent
Of elOquenCe bursting from her throat
with a roar and striking out into the air
= vapor. think OF the blazing eyes, the
dstended nostrils, the trembling frame
the nervous hands Picture her films
tearing the miserable CANDY from tbe
glisiening teeth, and comprehend II Won
can, q. man the velocity with which
the freed teeth were slapped into their
place. and with which that wrefchpd
man subdued his merriment and tore ouf
OF that house
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-04-24

"Can you steer the main.mast down
the forecastle stairs ?" asked a sen can.
tain of new hand. eyes, sir. | can If
you will stand below and coil Il M.
Captain didn't catccAize tAa. man any
more
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-04-24

A student at veterinary college being
asked, " II o broken-winded horse was
brought to you to cure, what would you
advise ?" promptly replied, ITO sell him
as soon as possible"
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DO try TO talk little common senser'
exclaimed sarcastic young lady to a
visitor. oh" was the reply. +" but
wouldn't that be taking an unfair adyan.
tage Of you.
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Mrs. Malaprop has nephew who is a
great traveller, and is now at Rome. His
aunt informs Us that when last she heard
from him he was shooting in the Tontine
Marshes.