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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27
Hdnnorous.

HIS DAY Is.<isOnce in q WHILE" says
the Danbury Netcs, ''there is Q day
when q man is out of work, and he
stays at home. After breakfast is eaten
and the dishes are removed, he pulls
out the family drawer, and dumps the
contents on the table, to look for O
paper of suddenly acquired Importance.
Having got q chair which has lost leg,
and for that reason had been set aside
where nobody will be apt to get into
trouble with it, he drops into it, and it
Immediately comes apart, and deposits
him under the table. He jumps to his
feet at once, and kicks the chair into
the hallway, to the imminent danger of
his wife and the woman who lives In the
other part of the house, both OF whom,
being under the impression that one of
the children had fallen from the man.
telpiece and broken its back, have
started to the rescue. He Immediately
asks his wife what kind of an idiot she
is to leave a broken chair where any
one can sit down on it and jeopardize
life and limb, and sarcsstically inquiries
if she wanted to kill him, or merely
cripple him for life, and scouts with
scorn indescribable the intimation that
the chair was placed where no sane
party would ever think of looking for
one. After that he gets a new chair
which he is confident will throw him
and hurt him, and says SO, and pores
over the paper again. Pretty soon he
is attended by one of the children who
is making herculean efforts to scale one
of the table legs with a view to getting
on top to see what is going on. As the
little round head, with the swelling
cheeks and bullying eyes and tumbled
hair and very dirty mouth, appears
above the top, and beams up at him,
he nervously cries, Hey, you, now,
come out of that and start after your
mother; she wants you But the child
knows that its mother doesn't want him,
and so does he, and being at loss to
explain why, he falls to work at the
papers again. In a very little while,
one very chubby arm is thrown on top
of the table, and the eyes have reached
the level, and are taking in the wonders
of the display. There is another move
up, then sudden weakness in the legs
that are tightly hugged to the tables
legs, then desperate but hopeless
clutch at the papers for safety, and the
little head disappears with lightning
velocity, and then an ominous bump,
and then a scream, and the miserable
man is on his feet again, holding the
suffering child wrong side up and
screaming for help. The moment it is
in its mothers arms, and the camphor
is in reach, the man, who stays home
because he has nothing to do, puts on
his coat and hat and beats a hasty re-
treat, leaving the wife to calm the dis
tracted breast of the child, and to set
the table to rights. When he has
another day to himself, he dumps out
the drawer again, and goes over simi-
lar performance"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27
THIS GENUINE SWEDISH BIT
TERS
HOW 1T OPERATES.

The effect Of the Swedish Bitters directs Itself. IN
the first place to the Of the digestive organs
throughout their entire extent but mainly TO the
stomach and the yisceral tract It normases thei-
functions and therefore, according to the nature OF
existing irregularities removes distractions and
retentions OF all kind stops Diarrhea Dysentery,
or other anamolous discharges and efiuvia By regu
lating the abdominal organs. of which depend the
nourishment the conservation and the developement
o. the human body-the Swedish Bitters invisorates
the nerves and the vital powers sharpens the senses
and the intellect, removes the trembling Of the limbs
the actdiy the burning and pains Of the sto
mach improves its digestive faculties, and Is an e1
ceeat Prophylactc and remedy against nervous lrri
liability, Flatulency. Chonc, Worms. Dropsy, &c II
taken In double doses # operates as sure aPerient,
but In . mild and painless way.
In consequence Of these qualities Of the Swedish
Btters ii has become Of the most celebrated rene
dies against diseases Of the organs contained in the
abdomen. and Of affections that befAn mankind in
consequence OF said diseases. Thus the Swedish Bit
ters has an unsurpassed renown for curing Liver
Complaints Of long standing. Jaundice. Dyspepsia.
Disorders Of the Spleen Of the Psncreas Of the Mesa
raic Glands and also disorders Of the Kidneys Of the
Urinary and SexuaiOrgans Besides these the Swe-
dish Bitters those innunerable nervous or con
gestve affections and diseases which originate from
said abdomin. disturbances. ss:-CongestiOn Of the
Lungs. the Heart. and the Brains, Coughs. Asthma.
Headache Neuralgia. IN different parts Of the body.
Chlorosis. Internal Hemorrhoids and Piles. Gout.
Dropsy, General Debility. Hypochondriasis. Melan
choIy. &c, SC OF great benefit the Swedish Bitters
has also been found in the beginning of Gastric and
Intermittent Feyers.
But this 1, only one side of IT, inestmabls power of
protecting those who it regularly against all mi
ssmatc and epidemic diseases. The Swedish Bitters
has by long experience In many thousand cases main
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

THE French Society for the Encour-
agement of National Industry offers a
prize of 5000 francs for the suggestion
of practical plan for diminishing the
expense of harvesting grain - the
reapers used not answering the pur-
pose. Also, prize of 1000 francs and
a medal valued at 500 francs, for the
best plan for managing and utilizing
mountain sides and slopes. Also, two
prizes of 1000 francs and 5000 francs
respectively, for best plans for irriga-
tion in mountainous regions, which are
arid, by water from melted SHOWS, and
on lower regions, by the use of spring,
rain. and river waters in the formation
of meadows.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

GOLD dust, for printing in gold,
known under the name of bronze, comes
mostly from Fuerth, in Bavaria. Fine
cuttings of the metal are mixed with a
sticky liquid and then ground like
paints. Thus reduced to a powdered
form, the sticky matter is separated
from the metallic dust by washing in
water, after which it is sifted into the
various sorts. 1t is obtained in as many
as fifteen grades of fineness and in the
different colors-white made from sill
yer leaf, pale yellow, orange, green,
and red. In printing in gold the i'm
pressions are first struck off in printers
gold size. The gold or bronze dust is
then applied by means of cotton tuft
or brush of short fur. If it is desira-
BILE to have very rich gliding, bronzes
of various colors may be used. Care
must be taken that the paper which is
used for the bronzing process be per-
fectly dry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

HAVEN'T you mistaken the pew, sir?"
blandly asked Sunday Chesterfield to
q stranger as he entered it. 81 beg
your pardon" replied the individual,
rising to go out. 81 fear l have; l
thought it was Christians.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

A LITTLE boy carrying some eggs
home from the grocery, dropped them.
''Did you break any?" asked his mother
when he told her Of it. "No," said the
little fellow, "but the shells came off
some of EN-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

ALLUDING to the death of citizen,
recently, the Danbury NeDs remarks !:
"With the single exception of twenty
three years ago. when ne took a few
lessons on q violin, his life has been
blameless !"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

CASKER in pigeons, according to a
great authority, should not be cut out,
but the cankered place dressed twice a
day with a solution of zinc or copper
(crystalized) about half an ounce to a
quart of water. Merely wash the sore
with slight feather. The lotion must
not be too freely used in the mouth.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

Mr.. SMITH is bound to have his joke.
His wife walked nearly in front of q
railroad train the other day, and he said
that if she had gone q step farther his
children would have had a step-mother.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

A WESTERN paper says of the air, in
its relation to man: ut kisses and
blesses him, but will not obey him. "
Poor Dobbs says that description suits
his wife exactly
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

4 FLORAL CHAMELEoN.-TheF French
Bishop of Canton has just sent to the
Jardin d'AccliDaatation, at Paris, a
plant whose flower changes color three
times day. 1T is spoken of as another
wonderful evidence OF Chinese art in
leading Nature out of her custumary
paths. 1t appears, however, that it is,
if not the same, at least not more re-
markable than natural floral freak
found in Southern Australia. 1t IS a
beautiful flower, similar to our we'll
known morning glory, with five streaks
of color on its bell-shaped caly1. In
the early morning the color streaks are
pale blue. Toward noon they turn to a
rich purple tint, which changes to a
light pink during the afternoon. As
the day declines the color fades, dis
appearing entirely after sunset, when
the flower closes and dies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

"DoN'r worry yourself about my 60
ing away. my darling, Absence, you
know, makes the heart grow fonder. ?"
"Of somebody else, )" added the darling.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

SOME days ago letter was received
in New Orleans, directed to ''the big
gest fool in New Orleans" The Post
master was absent, and on his return
one of the young clerks informed him
of the receipt of the letter. "And what
became of it ? inquired the postmaster.
why" replied the clerk, 81 did not
know who the biggest fool in New
Orleans was. so 1 opened the letter my
SELF" "And what did you find in it ?"
inquired the Postmaster. "Why," re-
piled the clerk. nothing but the words,
Thou art the man"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27
Scientific.

The ARTIFICIAL Production OF Low
the Windhausen
process, a steam engine is employed to
condense air to, say, two or three at
mospheres. The heat developed by the
compression is drawn of during the
passage of the condensed air through
pipes in a series of chambers, IN which
cold water is flowing. The cooled air
is then allowed to expand into cyGn-
der under a gradually diminishing pres
sure, the expansion being attended with
the development of great cold. 1t is
claimed that under pressure OF but 30
pounds to the square inch, q reduction
of-54o Fab. has been obtained, sur
prisingly low temperature, considering
the means employed.
The following notifications of the
apparatus would render its cold-pro-
ducing power almost unlimited
i. A communication between the ex-
pansion cylinder and the chambers
through which the condensed air is
conducted before it is allowed to ex-
pand. Supposing this outlet regulated
by a cock, blast of very cold air could
replace the running water, and reduce
the condensed air to very low tempe
rature.
.. The introduction of second COM
pressing cylinder, with which the con-
densed air, after being cooled, could be
still further compressed, again cooled,
and finally conducted into the expansion
cylinder. Under pressure of, say, 6U
atmospheres, a considerable mass of ali
at the temperature of say-1OO' Fab.
would, in its expansion, produce re-
duction of temperature greater perhaps
than any yet obtained. Since by means
of the communication between the ex-
pansion cooling chambers, the con
densed air can be lowered to any tenn.
perature obtainable in the expansion
cylinder, there would appear to be nc
other limit to the reduction of tempera-
ture save what would arise from the
strength of materials, or the hquefac-
tion and subsequent freezing of the
nitrogen, or the oxygen of the air, or OF
the AIR itself. Among the advantages
that We may nationally expect to accrue
from the apparatus thus modified are
the following:
/. The confirmation or otherwise oi
the "absolute zero," as determined by
the expansion or contraction of gases
by heat or cold.
2. The hquefaction and subsequent
solidifcation of many of the incoercible
gases, the determination of their physi
cal peculiarities as liquids or solids,
together with their crystalline form.
3. The action of intense cold on the
chemical affinities of certain gaseous
compounds.
4. The action of intense cold on the
color of certain chemical compounds
Journal Of the Franklin Institute.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

A letter must be answered, unless you
his object is beneath your notice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

PEA SoUP.-To every quart of un-
shelled peas allow two quarts of water,
in which boil the empty pods half an
hour remove, strain, add one pint cold
water, place over the fire, and put in
two pounds of beef cut in a small
pieces boil slowly one hour. and if not
enough water, add some boiling hot /;
put in the peas, and if the meat is not
desired in the soup, remove it; boil
half an hour, and ten minutes before
serving add two tablespoonfuls of rice
-four stirred smoothly in half teacup-
full of new milk stir frequently to pre-
vent the flour from scorching.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

In A discussion on the value of meat
extracts as food, Max Won Pettenkofer
holds that the extracts prepared, ac-
cording to the present plan of Baron
Liebeg, are quite equal to. if not supe-
Nor, to meat itself. he thinks it bears
the same relation to meat as cheese and
butter bear to milk.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

Sumnerstown, Lookout Mountain,
?, 400 feet above the Tennessee, COM
mands a view of six states. 1t is popu-
lar with southerners.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

IT is an old story, but a good one,
which tells of very negligent man who
was going on visit to some friends.
His wife extorted from him a solemn
promise that he would abandon his
usual custom, and put on a clean shirt
every day. So he packed dozen in
his trunk. When he came home again
his wife was glad to perceive that he
had grown more heshy; but she was
alarmed when upon examining his trunk
she found there was not a single shirt
in it. He had kept his promise to
mount a clean one every day, but he
always put it on over the others; and
now he was sporting around with the
whole dozen on his back. Some men
will never let women have their own
way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

SPINAcH.-lt should be cooked so as
to retain its bright green color and not
sent to table, as it SO often is, of dull
brown or olive color I; to retain its fresh
appearance, do not cover the vessel
while it is cooking, and when done, drain
in q colander, chop fine, add lump of
butter, heat through, and serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

CHICAGO is ahead again, having q
black Maria drawn by four white horses
and driven by stylish policeman wear
ing a white hat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27
DIRECTIONS

tIAr persons who have to perform long and hard
labor. and while doing it, often exposed sudden
changes Of temperature. or the draft or air or obnoI
ious dusts smells. vapors. should not fail to use
the Swedish Bitters. few drops Of II, added to
their drink, sufficient to preserve them in nest
mabie heath and vigor. Those who are accustomed
to drink ice water during the summer. should never
omit to add some Swedish Bitters to It
rTPersons given to sedeutary life should the
Swedish BIters. II will neutrAzs the bad effects Of
their Of exercise in open AIR and keep them in
good health and good spirits.
TITO the Ladies' the Swedish Bitters nj rs. sspeci-
ally recommended Because its contributes most
essentially preserve the regularity Of the physioo
gical functions peculiar to the delicate female con-
sttution and thus proves erectual barrier against
thoseinnumerable Nervous and Blood Diseases which
now adays have grown so frequent to be taken BY
many for Ewes natural inheritanes
TV-But the s-edish Bitters does no, only
good health; also the full development of the
female body. and of its beauty by perfect forms and
fns compection and color.
Thus the Swedish Bittsrs has become one Of the
sAfsst and mos; sfncisnt
COSMETIC AND TOILET ARTICLES
uFarmerc and their families. who have tried
Swedish Bitters prefer it all similar articlss For
them 1T proves beneficial in various ways
In Summer, when their calling requires them to
often endure the intense heat Of the sun, while per
forming hard work, they induced to be not suf-
ncently cautious in satisfying their burning thirst by
water. in eating fruit yet ripe &C. Thus farm
ing people very liable to suffer from stroke.
Fever. Dysentery, Cholera &c. &c The regular use
Of the Swedish Btters makes these dangerous infu-
ences all harmless.
In Winter. during the time Of rest many country
people. trying to indemnify themselves for past pri-
vations very apt often overload siomachs
and thus impair their digestive organs-the roots Of
the tree. The Of the swedish Bittsrs prevents
diseases from that cause.
Ass matter Of course. in Of sickness. the Pc
tient should avoid food not sgresing with him
such. is known. to be difficult to digest insult
able to the disease in question
The rule: BE moderate In all you eat. drink or DO
/ b strictly to Be observed
HOW TO TAKE SWEDISH BTTTERS
The Swedish Bitters shall only b taken In the sb-
sence Of innaI1matory symptoms
Grown persons take one tablespoonful three times
Per day. before or after meals. pure diluted with
water.
Persons under 70 yssrs. svothrds of that quantity
Is onsh&R
- ene-quArtsr
Children from yesrs upwards. onesishth of that
quantity.
Persons accustomed to chew tobacco. should .b-
stain from it as much possible. whils using sve-
dish Bitters;i they may substitute some flowers Of
chammonile or root ~ calanus but then swallow the
salvia instead Of splitting IL away. In tho way
smoking Of tobacco should only moderately be prao
tced
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

How TO MAKE TOMATO FIGs.-Pour
boiling water over the tomatoes in order
to remove the skins then weigh them
and place them in a stone jar, with as
much sugar as you have tomatoea, nd
let them stand two days then pour off
the syrup and boil and skim it until no
scum rises. Then pour as before, then
boil and skim again. After third time
they are fit to dry, if the weather is
good; if not, let them stand in the
syrup until drying weather. Then place
on large earthen plates or dishes, and
put them in the sun to dry, which will
take about a week, after which pack
them down in small wooden boxes, with
fine, white sugar beteen each layer.
Tomatoes prepared in this manner will
keep for wears,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

LEMON JaILY.-Two cups of sugar ;
yolks of three eggs; juice of two lem
ons. Cook till thickened by setting in
boiling water, then add the well-besten
whites of three eggs spread between
the layers of the cake, and turn of the
rough edges.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

WHooPING CoUaH.-Just before the
patient retires for the night, after the
third week, put an ounce of liquid am
monia in gallon of water in an open
pan in this quench half brick made
red hot, and let the patient breathe
the ammoniated steam. This, it is said,
terminates the malady in three or four
days, and will tranquilize the nervous
system.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

WINE WHEY.-Boil pint of milk,
and put to it glass of white wine Sc.
it over the fire till the curd has settled,
when strain it and sweeten to your
taste.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

STRAWBERRY JELLY.-Mssh the fruit
and squeeze the juice through bag ;
to every pint put three quarters of a
pound of sugar, and boil it twenty min
utes briskly. This keeps better than
the preserve. All small fruits must be
cooked until the seeds looks done.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

BOILED PEAs.-They should be fresh
when cooked, and boiled in just enough
water to cover them, which should be
salted, and boiling when the peas are
put in. Do not cover the vessel while
they are cooking, which ought not to
be longer than twenty minutes, unless
they are old. Drain off all the water !:
add little cream and q small piece of
butter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

To REMOVE INK SPoTs IRON MOULD
&o-Oxalic Acid, OF; Cream of Tar
tar, OF. Mix and apply with the aid
of little water and q piece of sponge
or cloth to the stain. OXalic acid being
poisonous, it should not be placed in
the hands of children,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

REMEDY FOR Badness of box
wood shavings, six ounces /; proof spir-
its, twelve ounces spirits of rosemary,
two ounces spirits of nutmegs, half
an ounce. Steep shavings in the spirits
at temperature of 60 degrees for four
teen days; then strain liquid of, add
ing other Ingredients. Rub scalp thor
oughly every night and morning.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

GILT FRAMES can be restored only by
being regilt. If brushed over with wa
ter in which onions have been boiled,
it is said flies will avoid them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-05-27

An INFALLIBLE PILE REMEDY.-Suf-
ferers with this painful disease, who
have tried electuaries, lotions, oint-
ments and long list of nostrums for
its relief, in vain, will thank us for call
ing attention to ANAKEsIs, the happy
discovery of DIR. SILsBEE, an expert
enced and scientific NJ. ID. Thousands
of cases attest its virtue, it is simple
suppository, acts as an instrument,
soothing poultice and medicine, gives
instant relief and cures permanently.
Price S1.OO. Sold by Druggists every
where. ANAKEsIs Depot, 46 Walker ST.,
New York. 4
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DENIEL & CO.,

No. ass North Third Street. Philadelphia
Price per Single Bottle. IS cents. Half dozen. -
Sold Wholesale by Johnston. Holloway Cowden.
ca Arch Street, Philadelphia For sale By al drug
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