The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-09-12
NUMBER 32r
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OHilurcn lcQ on NOW Ork MIX re-
quirc no chalk mixture. ,a
The Reformed Synod has decided not
to unite with the Presbyterian church.
The art of Book keeping taught in
one short and easy lesson never lend
them.
1t is true that one swallow doesn't
make summer, but it comes summers
near it. oi
a yonng mans affections are not
always wrong, but they are generally
misplaced.
is it those dead letters that smell 40
so bad says my wife to ME as VIC passed
the Post Office.
a baker has invented new kind Of
yeast 1t makes bread 50 light that
pound Of it weighs only four ounces.
Sally said lover to his intended,
give us a kiss, will you?' NO, I shan't
said Sally; help yourself
a man in San Francisco has boldly
started the theory that it hurts China
man to be stoned to death.
4 Dclcwarc obituary; His hat wasn't
always cooked over the left ear.
but he didn't owe butcher in toEn.'
lie has left void that cannot be
easily filled, as the Bank director touch
ingEy remarked of the abscondng CASH
icr
\ Yankee wanted the Bird 90 Of
Siehs pointed out to him and then Of
'efred to bet America had several brid
sc5 twice the size.
An CID lady, hearing somebody saw
The nails are very Irregular 1T was
Just SO in my young days, no trusting
any of en-
a kentucky gentleman didn't get
mad until he had been called n sliar'
eighty one times. The monotony of
the thing 'riled him.
1he3Iast little girlWho has sroped' her
lzSS2g to !. lery is daughter Of ] DENNIS
Rialonoy OF n no J = -
times and then died.
The Right Hon. Benjamin Disracli's
constitutes have presented him with the
exact sum which he spent in securing
his election, 5pl, SIG los. ,sidazts;s
a Western member of Congress- who
Interpreted NJ. G. to mean More Cur.
rency, was made to understand chat T.
me mt Mighty Corrupt
One pint of whisky cost iury in
Sulivans Ill, about $500 the other dav
eleven jurors having been I. fined bv f.
rocious judge $50 each for drinking in a
jury room.
Last year farmers of Guthrie county.
Iowa, burned their corn because thew
couldn't sell it. Now they travel miles
to purchase it, and pay half dollar a
bushel for it to feed their horses
here is not man, woman or child
in this house who has arrived at the are
OF fifty years but has felt the truth thun
dcrins through their minis for CO ,tu
ries.
Women have many advantages over
men: one of them is, that his will has
no operation till lie is dead, whore as
hers generally takes place in her life.
time.
There are two reasons why more pco-
pie don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any business
and the other is that they havea't any
mind
Eli Love of Wayne County, Ohio
cllmcd tree to shake ont coon. Tho
dogs heard something drop and went
for it but it was not the coon. It was
Eli.
You have played the deuce with NV
heart, said gentleman to lady, who
was his partner in q social game Of whist
at an evening party. WELL replied
the lady with an archie smile, 1T was
because you played the knave.'
The first photographer has opened
his saloon IN Iruckee, Nevada, and has
been shot at by miner hoinsistcd on
having his picture taken by lamp light
as he was going away early in the q, orn
lug
An old Clergyman spying "a boy creop
ing through the fence exclaimed
What! crawling through the tenca ,
Pigs do that Yes rctortol the b,v
and old hogs so along the street. "
Ayoungss man who has recently ta-
ken wife, says he did not find it half
Sn hpr /.