, 1874-11-01
WOMAN.

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WOMAN.
| The vegetable that young Indies love IL to-
mare-oh.
! -~-1hoy have kissing fairs in Iowa for the
benefit Of the chu1ches.-price 10 centa klsa-
"A colored woman Of Memphis barrtc4ded her
house against her husband The other day. aud
began action for divorce, on the ground that
| he had voted the Democratic ticket.
| - Oh father, dear father, como home with
mo now" exclaimed young lady when Bhe saw
t danxcl.
| -" The honeymoon is well enough" eaid u
| prudent belle. "but what want to see beyond
that h the promise Of 4 fine harres.-mocn-"
+ -Thero is still living in England, LadY Vir-
| ginia Murray, youngest daughter Of John fourth
| Earl OF Duumore, and the last British Governor
OF Virginia The ledJ was born in Virginia in
1777.
-"Do you know why you are like tn, third
| term 7" sad Susan Jane to her brother, who
llugered to talk with her Adolphus after the old
| folks had retired. mo, don't" "We,"
replied his saceharine sister, ''its because
] you're one too many"
"A Cincinnati young man sent note to his
! girl asking at what tine he should call, aud
receiyed in return the following brief billet
doux:
"pgKr Jox-comet afpastats s1Arr~
| "A lady who WAS urging some friends to tlita-
neF, 1e't olsgostea "nen nef o~Yea1-o'o s9n came
10 ena taa ~: NJ oon4e easI harn ane 'a spe
no o1eao. auu W. ri ~ alu ~ aouo, ~ o'tu
get any butter. Inc 1nends thongnt theJ haa
oettef ouo elso"ue1S, atu tue iauy .noosas eo
TOO, nus ene tausnt t1as ooY That soe way OF she
| u@H teooo. S a:1, <ou
the Troy ferry-boat recently, and struck fairly
apon tne neau OF G. eo'osea "oman, nno sag
ouG h1e1 osuaule n! ~ snI1 ntm "oau9 uAi aa'
way "ash ae sn,nsle' s .en o.snooaru .'s ,.ol.;
- Iaau "sns nyuss .ne oct.t a,t, esenns. ahn 4h
louno ms nuoee sa .oIsou ~ a,mo,.S - a. W.
window; ~1tn eonaoeraoly e T. almeul.!; Y 10 toano
W taoio aoso ~ i! n' ".o - Eono
oaei yoo "nA LILA @a~ ao'A-A'' va ~0o e40s 'l1o
ooo1.''Sp e., an,;,- ~ :. .;a,nr.,+ .,,.,7,,;,.-
- ocoscn aunle. ~ ta.h sspt1 ts ms'.!nS ,as.a
20 .ua' 10 "as ~" ssas -
noue 1etohn.e .nen ye'g" n~n :.,' ,etainus
n'ta " tne veuns ue nteo4e o"e@oso ~ 'nooo
] 1''-Te" TX" rotU"
C1unla-,V Ga1111; ~: w sos ne" 1e'lel;
pie for snythinkE lblngs oveIneA1s .n1a e.
tIao.o1naY hnguase o. n,s ne.oveu . .nha, an9
eninSs II ID az ovot WIN nin' sna ;nas zoe nosau
no.io"; foor , 1enet no" ,1 10 ng 10 10 snow
tnas Jug oe@r e1fi 10 oniy salAlos nooos nef 7o"-
log macnlne :. -;,. ,o;r II ..,,.>,,
sale"lsn VIZ: - uG1uf w Ia, e0aeu ..r rGs
husband to come ana SIT o5 heT BEDSIDE: 1ms
ts sta "9fo ny uoal. salu 4 ~. "to p,o9 T.
la'el:. teI5' nne"eteu tue nnu: :. noaoi ~
1oe LOT you, ! eoonla .o1e 10 ~, qu1s ~ ny
I = s..&.
coeld you t11nk noula lnt9s'e!c VIII yout
| Aapplnes8s 10 oy au meana' 14o laoJ eos
well. u.....
youns lazy, aI1"a % r. og.s1,,;ne ~
| nox. naFhg hohoooizeo tne eonSessAtion lo1
tes hfst na!t,hour a. Iao'e, ashea QuInel a Pses
~. ~" US nou :. =; 5e.si ~ ~ s,a.
time that eho had prepared 1t IN several tempt
lnS "a5h - "n'su no neenl. aep..eu ~ A0
po'e Ca Wrsncsl iuo 1onoar Tho hs. had a;r
"A san Ffancsco woman, r!' WY nas nau ,sah sa1
nusoanas: oeen 1asuI' ss, III ae.
sefectlon o1 lneM. 3ne n.ss lan sao.a 1Ia, IT,
3nu s 10" n1Su t,,,.ns r.. .rIgraan ano
hormons tne secouo "1 nansea ios ntu.uss t ~
tne thlta "as Ecu. ~ sa.s sua .. ~ ,,i.oa
gerry; the fourth ana NTH aIe IN inc same plsSe
lof parSatY ano ulen"aY1oooesy auu tne a;..s. ss
ana laat Is serving out n.e-selteosn t.a 800. -,
| way-ro6oe1y. lue woman saJs 9ao oo'o1 ana'~
rfed C9ngtessn.an; ',. atJa;t aaJat". .o,;.. ..,a,
| sunday n16nt net1o't Pvl1ceuau, Poo1u6
cet@an n9nse aoous ~ e.oeA, sam n.an otop
| from winoo", anu neato sa4otoeITo 1.tee ~
s'ae no ssz1o sn1 ~ nan aUt ~ ~ -; =; nIun ~
louno tna' n1 na1 e ~ ocsr sre !;t ,antns ~ I
cIoscaes. Wen, s4i. 49,. ~ -, iadow .ooaet ,sat
SUSPICIOUS 20 see you u19P ous :. minao" enh'
| way" wen, teplco tho man; neav'ng hsn,
when tne ola Homan so10 .a, yer aanaea " a1n
particular ABOUT "nas foao A'aAe 10 ee' oo' OF
Sept 3S, nnndreda Of people assembled ,s - u
Hnngry Hill, near Aidershot. IN England, to "tt-
ness cricket match between t"anty-two women,
married. aaa Is s,nsle me @ hita t1suhea het.;n on*
oio "o'usa w 1e19 " 1eo, "4ot "1p paS.4nEt
received severe blow IN The facs With the ball.
and had to retire rather precipit1sely. 0n the
| unmarrled side thirteen runs (the highoet) "eEo
| scored in one Inning; one womsn made twelve
for the other SIDE. AZ former matcn,-thlo
being the 1eturn,-one woman scored oFer 1ottJ
runs
"A s1uaw sat ao"n on the cufo IN fronf q
the fodf-unce IN Austln. rev. ana. unI'ihng
bundle u calico, comnerced ths mann1actnre o.
dress; Ia less than an nonr the d,ese W.
| finished; AMI putting 1t on over her OLD ciotne4
the squar pulled ont PIN here. peg tdefe,
step, aud. presto! tho old clothes lay In tho gut
ter. Gathering up the raRa just shed, tbs noble
| daughter Of the forest cast one look OF triumph
on the spectators and skipped gracefully on u
the direction Of the Indian camp. prominent
citizen, who was An interested witness Q: the