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The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-01-15
drugs and Msdifines.
HACK HACK! COUGH COUGH

HACK HACK! COUGH! CoUGHl
Cough is a symptom by which various dlseas.
ed conditions OF the Throat, Bronchial Tubes
and Lungs manifest themselves But, whether
1t arises from the irritation produced in the
Throat and Larynx by taking cold, from an at
tack OF bronchitis from incipieDt consumption,
1t more speedily or cure 1t more permanently
than DR.. Kendalis Pectoral Balsam. 1t does not
matter whether It be recent attack or lln-
gerlng Cough. The Balsam is, IN either case,
equally well adapted for Its relief and perma-
nent cure. In fact, 1t will cure a cough In one
half lifetime necessary TO cure 1t with any other
medicine and II does not by drying 1t up, but
by removing the cause, subdulng the irritation.
and healing the affected parts
No time should DO lost In commencing the
use OF proper medicine for the relief OF a
cough, for, unless this course is pursued serl-
Gus and dangerous disease OF the Lungs is liable
to result. Try It, Sold by all dealers in Medi-
cine. rianCdtf
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-01-15
Groceries and 2rorisioNs,

WHAT S1.25 JAPAN TEA FOR sjc
THE LATE THAW
KEROSENE OH, zoe per gall, gals. fur $50.
AND OTHER
: rs GOOD NEW LAYER RAIsINs Tor 400
REASONS
CHS NLT MUsCATRL RAIsINs ......s1oo
HAVE
lbs GOOD NEW RAIsINs fol. ...........si.oo
INDUCED
. Us GRADUATED SUGAR for.......... stoo
10 us "a" SUGAR for Observation-Disclosures. sl.oo
10Y lbs c" WHITE sUGAR............si 90
SELL
II Id LIGHT BROWN sc" SUGAR for. 700. 81 90
OUR
Stock OF CANNED GOODS at very low prices.
We have full supply OF every thing In our line
and Intend TO keep only tho best.
DoZ. EG0a for $t.OO.
22 Ms BUCKwHEAT FLOUR for S1.OO.
3 lbs BUTTER for 81. 90.
+. G.. III U B B A X - $ g,
al MERCHANTS ROW.
FLOUR. FLOUR. FLOUR. FLOUR.
$3.50, 900, $50, 1000, 1880, HOO, II So
WARRANTED.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

A good little boy out west undertook TO
come the G. Washington on his mother in
this way lie cut off the cats head with the
traditional Ratchet, and then hid the detunct
feline in the meal barrel. When the old lady
went for meal to make the hoe cake for the
frugal morning repast, she discovered the cat
and interviewed her little SON He said; Il
did it, mother, with my little Ratchet, but III
be swi2zlcd if ! can tell the whole truth
about this little affair" Now, most mothers
would have kissed that brave, truthful lad On
his noble brow, and kept right on using the
meal out OF the barrel just the same, but this
one didn't She said Come across my lap
my sJn c5me across my lap He came,
and fer while there rose a cloud from The
seat o3 his trousers that ctlcctually hid the
sos from view, and the old woman now sports
goggles and is lavish in the use of eye salvc.
The good little boy had peppercd tho seat O!
his pants-Grccp Bay Idcoca'e.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

About the commencement of the war, Judge
Rice made speech, in south Alabama, in
which he said that the southern soldiers
could Whip the Yankees with popguus
Since The war. he CHANGED to make another
speech at the same place. y big, double
iointcd fellow was present, who heard and
Remembered the former speech, and, being in
no amiablc frame Of mind, concluded to 20
for Sam Rolling mp his sleeves, and raising
his hands propounded The fearful question
SAN Rice, didn't you make speech here IL
1861 :" Il did" said Sam. And didn'tyou
say we could whip the Yankees with pop
guns" Certainly I did, but the rascals
wouldn't fight Us that way
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11
BUDGET OF FUN.
FIVE DOLLARS OR FIVE DAYS.


From the Whitehall (N. " Times.
An incident occurred at the state fai
grounds, between Troy and Albany, last iail
which the Times is the first to publish. :,
A police force was placed about the ground
10 prevent people from scaling the fences
thereby depriving the Agricultural Society
the price of admission. The second day o
the fair a policeman arrested a man IN TIT
act of clandestiney obtaining abundance &c
the fair grounds. The prisoner was Drough
before Justice Grattan of West Troy, who by
the-by, Is one of the most whole-Souled irish
men in West Troy.
The Justice was sitting in his Office when
the policeman entered with prlsoncrin charge
"Your Honor" said the officer, have q
man whom | arrested in trying to scale the
fair grounds fence
Stand up sir!" said his Honor TO the pris.
oner in his usual magisterial dignity what
was YOU irving to stale in for, we villain"
Prisoner -" Please your Honor"
"Hould your tongue said his Honor
bringing his fist down upon the table with a
heavy thud Mr.. Officer, state to the coort
what diabolical act the villainous rascal was
engaged in when you nabbed him"
Officer" May it please the court, | was on
the north inside fence of the fair ground by a
tree, | observed the prisoner skulklng about
outside, and thought he meant mischief OF
some kind. / stood behind the tree when the
villain, not seeing me, jumped the fence.
immediately colared him and brought him
before you, your Honor. That's the man"
Justice" Te hard.hearted monster you.
Amt yees ashamed TO u2 robbinga poor Agri-
cultural Society, We vilain' the coort fines
You S. or five days and may the Lord nave
mercy on your soul"
Prisoner-"B But, your Honor"
Justice" Not a wOrd-yees pays the lines
or yces goes to Jail"
Prisoner" But, your honor, haven't only
$50 which my poor mother gave me to pay a
note with to-day. You wou dnt take that
from me when, if the note is not paid, my Old
mother will be sued today"
Justice-"You've heard the sentence Of the
coort Unless you pay you goes to Jail for
five days
Listen, your Honor"
Justice" Nj Officer, this coort is ad-
.iourned take charge of the prisoner and
unless he pays in five minutes jug him."
The prisoner, seeing that the court was
inexorable, pulled up his right trousers leg,
drew out a piece Of paper from his boot,
which, after unrolling, was found to contain
a fifty dollar greenback. He passed il to the
Justice, who returned him torty-tiyc dollars
in change. The justice placed the greenDaCk
in his wallet, and the officer and prisoner
withdrew.
The next day the Squire went to the bank
to deposit, when the cashier politely informed
him that the $50 grecnback was counter
felt.
1t Immediately occurred to his Honor that
the bogus officer and prisoner were dirty
swindlers."
Since that time the bare mention OF Give
dollars or five days" in Justice Grattan's
hearing subjects the audacious man who
dares utter it to a fine for contempt Of court
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

nights playirc car cards and ID who ' 20 to church
the next morniry with full deck in their
pockets, should De careful about their being
50 bestowed IS not to fall out. When Bob
Howe wentt9 the Baptist meeting in Circle.
Vile and took mis- seat with his sweetheart in
The frontipew in the gallery, he had occasion
to use hts handkerchief, and, drawing itfrom
his bfcsst Docket, drew with 1.-THE entire pack
Of catl.s, which flew about below. The good
minister saw 1t, and, knowing whereof he
spcGe, simply observed Young man, your
,Falm.book has been poorly bound"' That
seeDled to be the prevalent impression
CiIfStt0a Union.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

\ shrcwd wife in town who has a forgctiul
husband has adopted amothod Of jogging his
memory which is at once novel and efectual,
When She desires him 40 bring her anything
from the store she makes q cross on the back
of his hand with lead pencil When he
takes u drink at a saloon, in extending his
hand for the glass he invariably sees that
mark and remembers The errand. Being thus
reminded thirty or forty times day, it would
be singular, indeed, if he should forget what
was required cf im-lFCoHy BrWH@rickr.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

Some students fixed up ghost, and placed
i on the front steps Of Troy newspaper
office, and then retired and awaited develope.
ments One Of the editors came along and
didn't get frightened He disrobed il and
now wears a fifteen dollar pair OF pantaloons,
a ten dollar vest, seven dollar pair Of boots,
and an eight dollar hat, while one Of the
students goes about without vest, and the
other goes about wearing very ancient PAIR
Of pantaloonS.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

In sabbath school class, in which the
.cSson touched upon the promise of lierod to
The daughter of lTeTodias, the teacher asked
whether il was true that IIerod was obliged
20 keep his view, when II would lead To the
beheading Of John the Baptist. Il guess II
she had asked for his own head, Hcrod would
not have felt himself obliged TO keep IT, re-
piled bright boy Of ten or twelve.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

\ young lad fell into Il mud puddle off a
curbstone in Detroit the other day, and he
was bowling and wailirg, when another boy
came along, and remarked: "lIumph' guess
7 wouldn't howl just because l feIl in the
mud" That amt what I'm bowling about"
b,ubbered the boy. I'm crying cause my
brother is sick
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

4 case of misunderstanding occurred up
in the country last week. Riding up to II
hotel in CORTLAND county, we saw the big,
smart landlord, with his boys, smoking short
pipes on the balcony while his wife was
sweeping around the chairs.
Hello! DO you keep this hotel?'
mo, sir | reckon not; this tavern keeps
me"
Il mean are you master herc?"
WAL sometimes am (poking at the old
lady's broom), but guess the boys an | run
the stable; take your hOrse?"
Got any thing to drink around here"
Yes; every thing drinks around here"
Any ales?'
Touch of the rheumatic myself; folks
generally healthy, though"
4" mean have you any porter"
Yes; Johns our porter. Hold his boss
John"
Il mean any porter TO drink"
Porter to drink? Why, John can drink,
an if he can't drink enough, | KIN whip Il
right smart o Ticker myself"
"Pshaw! stupid! have ! got to come down
and see MYSELF"
You Kin come down, Shaw Stupid, and
see yourself, cf you want to; there's q good
looking glass in the bar ROOM"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

There are 5000 Daughters of RebecCa in
Illinois. You may talk about old brigham
Young all YOU will, but he can't hold candle
10 old Mr. Rebccca.-GrNt9 Rapids Iis,ey.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

An OK that had been eating ieuncnted
grain, which was in preparation for making
ale. became intoxicated, and was ofeTVl for
sal, by his owner - -caru'3" beef.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

our readers know that we generally trans
fer to our columns any unusually iiattcring
notices of the HERALD that come under our
observation. We do this that they may know
what an excellent paper they are getting
and to bolster up oar own faith in its excel,
lency. In this connection it gives us pleas
are to record the following conversation
which took place in store on the south side
Of Main street between amerchant and lady
customer, while the paper was being carried
around town:
You have heard of Summers eath, ! sup.
pose, MADAME
NO, sir, is he dead -
Yes; l see there is "A statement in the pa
pcrs to that effect"
"Oh, you sec we don't take any r@pcrs cX
ccpt the Prairie City HERALD, ard that, you
know, isn't If aay acc0a,t,'
We can't ascertain who the lady is, but We
respect her opinion. In fact, we are some
times troubled, ourselves with grave doubts
upon the subject-tra.ga CITY NH~H.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

Bob. how i your swoe;Aear. getting
along" Pretty well; she says ] reed not
call any more
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11
YOUNG LION

A Canadian French Stallion, years old, stands
15s4 hands high, weighs 1900 lbs; jet Black,
with very heavy name and tail; for splendid bone,
style and actions, he is acknowledged by compe-
tent horsemen to be the best horse o; his class
that was ever raised in Canada.
PEDIGREE-Young Lion, sired hy Occur dc
Lion, dam hy Black Diamond, Il mare that could
trot in 2.40, and winner on the turf.
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The Terms are as follows:

PANIC.-Sl00 to insure; $15 for the season;
$50 for single leap.
REVENGE .iOO TO insure Thoroughbred
mares; $50 to insure common bred mares.
YOUNG LION-S25 to insure.
YOUNG SCOTLAND.-$4O to Insure.
Pasture ,fttrIGs,d for Mares from dtS'oHee te
cdlhts dad Siuy'ay a. 0icHcrS' TiSh
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11
Ottawa, March 20. 1873
Ayers Cathartic Pills.

%T For the relief and cure of
e. all arrangements IN ~ c
stomach, liver and D)weS,
NV They mild apeient,
I and an excellent Purgatye.
]
M iieins purely veg eta1ie
S3I aE48AN mineral whatever, Much
S..sl{}YH}&ahxf ~ serious sickness and suffer
e. - .s,~% W. Ing Is prevented by y. their ,e
H %A@, lily should have them on
NSW Ss,Ag hand for their protection
y ana relief, when REQUIRED
them TO he the safest surcst and best OF all the pills
with which the market aOOunds. by their occasional use
the blood pnrided the eorraptoas Of the system expe
restored TO Its healthy activity. Internal organs which be
come clogged aud sluggish are Gleansed by Ayers
sease is changed Into health, the value OF which change
when reckoned on the vast muttudcs who employ II can
pleasant take and preserves their virtues tor
" reliable Although searching they mild operate
without disturbance 10 Tue constitution or dlet Or occu
Fun directions are gwen the wrappe, oescn boy, how
to them as Family Pnyslc ana for the following com
' For 'bf$PEFSi1 oriy3H2lS% khS1hhESSE e
ken moderately to stimulate the stomach aud restore It's
f%NNT SIX 'qi Il yeE2a' symGS%if
Or GREEN SICHNE$$ RlLh2LS a9hLG and BdLdo 9da
to correct the diseased action or remove the distractions
For bTSENTERyor DlAERH1A. but mild dose is
5 hfjHJ $,G EXT * iG GE4 six XIX h3
they should be continuously taken, required 10 chauge
The diseased action Of the SYSTEM WIN such change those
complaints disappear. ,,.,., 1900. Al, 800. ,..,,,
For DROPSY& UROPSTClL SUELLINGE they shond
be taken large and frequent doses TO produce the eec'
of drastic purge a., , .,,
For TPIiRESSEDN large dose should be takcp as II
produces the dcsi cd effect hy sympathy.
Asa DINNER PliE, take one or two PiiLN 10 promote
digestion aud relieve the stomach ,-
An occasional dose stimulates the stomach ana noWels
restores tile appetite and iuvgOraes the system, Hence
a often advantageous where serious eNs
One who feels Oprahy well often nuds that dose OF these
PILLS makes him feel decidedly better from their cleans
Ing and repUyaug effect on the digestive apparatus
PREPARED by
DIR. ]. G. AVER & CO., Practical Chemists
LOWELL, MSS, Z, 5. 4.
FOR SALE by ALL DRUGGISTS ENERiNhLhh'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

While we guarantee as Good Work as
any city iobbers, We challenge a compar-
so of Prices with sny other establish
.lts nc
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11

For the relief and cure Of
all arrangements IN til e
stomach, liver and D)wels.
They ara u mild aperient,
and an excellent Purgatiye.
Being purely veg etable,
they Coutain no mercury
or mineral whatever, Much
serious sickness and suffer
ing is prevented by their
timely use; ana every FAM
lily should have them on
hand for their protection
ana relief. When required.
Long pyDpripncp has nrOypl
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-04-11
MkIERHOFER, DENT & CO.

Have ,, ,.s-e 4 informing the farmers 81 Ia sale sa
surrounding counties Inst they are ,1nS ~. 1s
81 t 1a,sr, IN style and n Cbrap.r.s hthcrto uuap
~. 49,, ", '. h. N--tL-In I.LnuL. all .LA.- u
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10
Ghe 9nilg Arsns,
what i sheri q or Constable CANNOT FAKE,

The statutes of the State of Illinois pro-
vide that the following articles of personal
property owned by the debtor, shall be ex-
empt from execution, writ of attachment,
distress for rent, viz: The necessary wear
ing apparel of every person; the sewing
machine, the furniture, tools and imple-
ments OF any person, necessary to carry on
his or her trade or business, not exceeding
IN value 500; material and stock designed
and procured by him or her, and necessary
to carry on his or her trade or business, and
intended to be used or wrought therein, mot
exceeding 800 in value. the implements
or library of any professional person, not
exceeding 800 in value,
And in addition to the above property,
when the debtor is the head of the family
and resides with the same, the following:
Necessary beds, bedsteads and bedding !;
two stoves and pipe !; necessary household
furniture, not exceeding in value 500 /;
one COW and calf, and two swine: one yoke
of oxen, or two horses in lieu thereof, used
by the debtor in obtaining the support of
his family, not exceeding in value 5000,
and the harness thereof, not exceeding in
value $40, necessary provisions and fuel
for the use of the family for three months,
and necessary feed for the stock hereinbe-
fore exempted, for the same time the BIZ
bles, school books, and family cemetery
lots or rights of burial, and tombs or re-
positories of the dead 800 worth of 9th.
er property, suited to her or his condition
in life, selected by the debtor.
When the head of the family shall die
desert. or not reside with the same. the
family shall be entitled to and receive al
the benefits and privileges which are il
this act conferred upon the head of fam
lily residing with the same. None of the
personal property named in this act shall
be exempted from levy of attachment o
execution when the debt or judgment is 70
the wages of any laborer or servants Pro
vided, The court rendering Judgment sha
find that the demand SO sued for is TO
: wages due such person as laborer or sery
: ant: which finding shall be expressed i
the record of said Judgment, and indorse,
upon the execution when issued.
If any officer, by virtue of any execute
or other process, or any other person, b
any right of distress, shall take or seiz
any of the articles of property hereinb'
: fore exempted from levy and sale, such o
fcer or person shall be liable to the part
injured for double the value of the prope
ty so illegally taken or seized, to be reco
cred by action of trespass, with costs
suit.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10
IMPERIAL GRANUM,
THE GREAT MEDICINAL FOOD.


This Justly celebrated DIETETIc Preparation is,
in composition, principally the GLUTEN derived
from the White Winter Flint Wheat Cereal, a solid
extract. the invention of an eminent chemist.
1t has not only been highly recommended, but
certified to by large number of CHEMISTS and
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS very high degree of
medical science-as the s.....
Safest, Most Acceptable and Reliable Food
for the growth Of Infants and Children, and for
Mothers lacking sufficient nourishment for their
offspring.
Unlike those preparations made from animal or
vinous matter, which are liable to stimulate the
brain and irritate the digestive organs it embraces
in its elementary composition
THAT WHICH MAKES STRONG BONE AND MUSCLE,
That which makes good Flesh and Blood.
That which is easy of Digestion
constipating,
That which is kind and friendly tc
the brain,
And that which acts as preventive of those Intes
| final disorders incidental to childhood
| Aud while it would be difficult to conceive O
anything in Food or Dessert more creamy or deli
cious or more nou fishing and strengthening as al
aliment in
Feuers, Pulmonary Complaints, Dyspepsia
REGISTRATIONS OF TIE SYSTEM,
OR GENERAL DEBILITY,
its rare medicinal excellence in all Intestinal Di
eases especially in Dysentery, hronic Diarrhet
and Cholera Infantum, has been incontestibly pre-
ven See circulars for testimonials. Sold by drn.
| gists generally and at the Wholesale depot by
| earle & STRONG,
| 1Sfnwf1y l53 Water street, New York
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10

DR. sharpe Specific cures Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plant, Constipation, Vomiting Of Food. Sour Stom-
ach, Water Brash, Heartburn, Low Spirits, &c. IN
thirty five years never failing to cure the most OBJ
stinate cases. Sold by druggists generally. Depot
las Eighth street, New York. Circulars mailed on
application. Sold bv Emil K9hler- III 3d&w6m
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10

The Great indian Vegetable Blood puriasr.

sus SEeas 9uuisu VsgetanIe BLOOD Enrluer,
SUGAR COATED by a process that preserves them
In any climste yet renders them perfectly
- soluble. ess1 -aH ad
No Calomel or Mercury in these Pills The ac-
tive principle being Mandrake or May Apple in
combination with other valuable and we'll known
Vegetable Cathartics.
Children can take these Pills with perfect safety
In doses varying with the age and constitution.
CARY's SOLUBLE INK POWDER, for Schools, Off
ces, Travelling Agents, and al. wanting an instant
and always Ready Ink One box, which can bt
carried In the pocket, will make pint OF Bes
Black Ink in ave minutes $1.25 per doc. boxes
$1.35 by mail. DIR. ii. G. o. CARf,
2-6dmwf&w6m GAINESVILLE, q.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10
SPECIAL. NOTICES.


diploma AWARDED
BIZ THE AMERICAN In
sT1TUTE each year. A.
W. Thomas, Patentee
and Manufacturer, for
the Lightest, Strong.
est and most comfort
able B ustle-T b e
Standard Lotta-that
can be worn. Sizes
to suit every style of
81 White street, New
a-Tdf,m
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10
[lISIlI|lai|!(ll3H

WARRANT ONE BOTTLE A PERFECT CURE IN
THE WORST FORMS Of Piles, two to five bottles in
CANCER, CATARRH. KIDEEr DISEASES, and all dis
of the skin, and the greatest Blood Purifier
ever discovered. Entirely vegetable. requests al
cases Of failure. None for Is years b. DFoWLk,
Chemist Boston, and Montreal. Sold throughout
the world. 81 bottle. Send for Circulars Of aston
ishfng cures.
The daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-10
Thompson's Remedies.
Never known to Fail.
THOMnSON'S
Fever and Ague Powders,
For the Permanent Cure Of
Chills and Fever. Dumb Ague or any
form of Intermittent Fever.
The Greatest Discovery of the
Age!
Thompson's Remedies.

There are no diseases so facilitating IN their ef
fects upon the constitution the above, and none
more difficult to cure by the usual modes of practice
The FEVER AND AGUE POWDERS will effect a
cure in cases of the longest standing as well as
prove preventive in the forming stages of the dis
ease. Being purely Vegetable, they act with Ger
tanty on the disease totally Graduating 1t from the
system, and prevent q return at any future period
Why waste your money and health in trying every
! medicine you hear of, when THOMPSON'S FEVER
AND AGUE POWDERS have never failed to cure
+ha CyIITI 8 in INV
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-11-11
TRANSPORTATION.
Baltimore & Ohio r. r. Co
RM zs -. -

an AND AFTER MONDAY, MAY H.
lS73, Trains will leave Wheeling as fol-