The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-12-31

SAYINGS AND DOINGs

CREAM OF tartar rubbed upon soleu
white kid gloves olesnses them well.
A QUEER old chap has nicknamed his
danghser Misery, because she loves
company,
WHFN ia a man nearest related 20 q
fish2 When he has good old sole Tor
a mother and an old crab Of q father.
A WsooSsrS man recently killed six
skunks in one day. After interviewing
the first one he became recklor and 50
kept on
In riding on the "rail" always lake
a seat Just IN front Of . lat old gentle
nan. In case Of 4 collision he breaks
the fall wonderfully.
Ix peeline onions put large needle
in she mouth, half IN aud half ont. The
needle atlrsets the oily juices OF the
bulb. and any number may be peeled
without affecting tue eyes.
"OH, George, your sister Is moe
girl, but she does dress her head mp
the fashion there's nothing IN IT, You
know.
PRuScr BIsafARcK Is compared BY some
one to q crop-esred bull dog in appear
anee. His bald head and thick form
encased in the ungracefui soldiers coat
are said 70 aid IN the illusion. He holds
on well. too.
FARMERS IN want Of a market, and
desirous of finding one in foreign coun-
tries. should remember that one manu-
factory st home, employing one hum
dred men, viii support an additional
five hundred people.
THE noblest thing on earth is the man
who rises to the dignity Of self-masteFy.
The man who can refuse indulgence TO
a elamoring desire, can hold the craving
appetite uneratified and say to the
rising passion, Peace, be still l. is
true hero.
ISM. said an astonished landlady to
a traveller who had sent his cup forward
for The seventh time, lyon must be
verv fond Of coffee p" 'fYes, madam,
I am" he replied, cor should never
have drank so much water to get lit
tie"
A WRITER in the Montgomery Adver-
tiser ascFibes all the troubles at the
South to cheap shot guns, powder and
lead. He says the shooting OF inseeti-
vorous birds has this wear cost Alabama
alone, more than so, 600. 600 in the
ravages done by the caterpillar.
WHETHER YOU work for fame, for
love, fer money or for anything else,
work with your hands. heart and BRAIN
Say, seI viii (" and some day you will
conquer. Never let any man have 1t to
say, "I have dragged you mp" Too
many friends hurt man more than
none at all.
THESE propositions are too absurd to
be entertained for moment by think
ing people. Every delay in the prep
e. E~.-n FenrAuNrnU
of this dishonesty, and is only less in
degree as the bone is held out TO a con-
venient season.
Two negro uirls in want Of a new bon
net. placed obstructions on the VIII
minRton and Weldon railroad, near
Warsaw, the other day, for the purpose
of killing some ladies on the tram, that
they might secure the bonnets. They
have been tried before a magistrate and
sent to Dublin Jail. SslciHfl0tf En-
gstireT.
AN.agent of the Massachusetts board
of health is travelling on the railroads
Of that State testing the air in the cars,
more particularly in the smoking-cars.
He carries a pair OF bellows and a small
vial, partly filed with a fluid, into
which the air is forced with the bel
lows, aud subsequently is is analysed
and the impurities separated.
DIoE BoUoIcAULT is a lean, cadav-
erous individual, an enormous worker,
always on duty. yet vsry abstemloua Ii
his habits, never touches wine or liquor.
Eating he has reduced to a eeience,
never eats an ounce more or less, is
TEMPTED by no "big" dinners or late
suppers, and IL said by some who have
to work under his direction, 20 be
man of iron nerves and brass muscles.
A CORRESPONDENT OF the London
Times, accredited as one "whose IN
tert st It is " to know, states that the
actual number Of the regular Germsn
army il 1.324, $40 men, ont Of whom
40I GAG are aiwayR on active service,
and 3O4, 900 more can be mobilized in
eight days. Tho remainder can be
mobilized in a few days more. Tho
new Law on the landetFum viii add to
the disposable force about 300,OOO men.
CorrAaE CHEESE. thick. lop-
pered milk on the stove. and let it 1cat
thoroughly, not to cock, or it viii be
hard. Pour into q coarse cloth and let
it drain until dry; season with salt ana
butter, Should Il be rather dry moisten
with milk or cream, and make into balls.
Some prefer Whist is called ''smeaFkase.
Prepare the milk as stated above, but
instead of making into balls thin with
sweet cream ard add q little pepper
Country Gentleman.
A YOUNG lady in Paris, Ky, remarked
10 a companion, in a conversation the
other day, that she would never paint
her cheeks again before attending fu-
neral. "Why not ?" aeked her friend.
IS Because, replied the young lady, II
was painted M when j attended q fu-
neral last summer, and never wanted 20
cry 50 bad in my life, and was getting
nv handkerchief ready, when, glancing
around at. saw that coarse, yellow
skin OF hers, through the tear trncirs,
and Il looked horrible. never lad
such hard work 20 hold my tesrs in
since / was born. I'm done painting
for funerals"
ATsSx religious people think il is nee
essarv 10 deceive children. An English
teaaher relates this story 10 show that
the little one ought to be deceived
g A little girl was once askiug her older
sister about heaven. Do they play
in heaven2' she inquired. No, they
do not play there. What do they do
there?' They sing and are good.
any.' No dolls, nor balls, nor Ncah's
arfsP' iOh. no T. Then said the
little one, I shall take my doll and go
to hell" "Lutber," this same teach
er said, - wrote 3 letter 20 his son, in
which he told Of the boys and girls
who play about the golden streets and
have ponies and horses 20 ride upon-
A CELEBRATED Cuban PAGER has been
shipped from Cedar Keys, Florida, 10
New York, where he Is 10 astonish the
natives with his wonderful perform
ancea. a Florida exchange says Of this
wonder: The animal Is rather ordi-
nary looking. is only twelve hands high,
about the size of an average pony, and
has not the appearance Of being fast
horse. though we are informed that
be has thrown the dust st the rate oi
mile II Oil, and can even do better.
BE Is owned BY Mr.. Felix Gown. and
was shipped from Cuba 70 Cedar Keys
by steamer, and thence by rail TO Savan-
main. from which point be viii be sent
to New York by steamship"