The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1874-11-21
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certain toys and full of fleas; when pain
or anguish hang Ger men, we turn you
into sausage then"
The man who has not anything 10
boast Of but his illistrious ancestors is
like potato plant the only good be-
longing to him is under ground.
During panic caused by an alarm
of fire In q Montreal church, Monday,
three hundred persons we're trampled
uuder foot. Many are supposed to be
fatally injured.
The Presidents action in restoring
the daughter of jackson, Ellsworth S
murderer, to the situation in the Treas
ury Department, at the request of Mos
by, has aroused much unfavorable CON-
ment.
Ninety-one millions of postal cards
were sold during the past year. Washed
postage stamps to the value of five per
cent. of all the stamps sold were used,
entailing upon the Government loss
of 81, ,0O0,O
The official vote of Plttsburg gives
Latta 15,701; Olmstead, 1910; and
Bradford, the temperance candidate for
Lieutanent Governor, 2.457. Majority
for Latta over Olmstead, 2,5S2; over
both, 115.
1t was reported in Meriden, Conn.,,
on Saturday, that little Charlie Ross
had been seen passing through that
city, on the way to New Haven. The
Chief of Police of Meriden notified the
detectives OF New York.
Girls, as you value your lives, don't
get up aud get breakfast in the
mornings, a yopng lady attempted it
one day last week, and was burned to
death. Show this to your mammas.
A young blood at hotel was re-
quested to pass dish near him. "Do
you mistake me for waiter?" said the
exquisite. "No, sir; I mistook you 70
q gentleman" was the prompt reply.
Washington Irving once alluded to
man of superior pomposity as "a great
man, and, in his own estimation man
of great weight. When he goes to the
west he thinks the east tips up"
The Lumbermen's Ex change, at
Williamsport, Tuesday, appointed
committee Of five to confer with SINH
lar committees of other organizations
on the subject Of putting stop to un-
due discrimination In freights by the
railroads.
A riot occurred in Terrebonne parish,
La, on Sunday night. A colored man
who had been elected on the Comprom-
ise ticket, was attacked by ssveral of
his race. He turned, fred and killed
one Of them. There were threats of
burning the town of Houma.
Mr., Dubois, of Fall River, has had
the blood of live lamb introduced in
to his veins, as remedy for consump-
ti0n. 1t is probable that there will be
no unusual effect save an abnormal
fondness for all the girls named Mary.
Next to rooster In rain.storm, or
a maR with his mother-in-law on his
arm, the most wretched- looking thing
in the world is candidate who has just
overhead some friend wanting to bet
three to one that he wont be elected.
4 pouting bride, on her first sea voy.
age, writes home: "The motion of the
screw steamer is like riding a gigantic
camel that has the heart disease, and
you do not miss single throb. know
of nothing to compare with it for bore
dom.
Professor A. B. Smith, of st. Louis
says there are fully forty thousand peo
pie In Kansas and Nebraska who arr
either now, or will be in absolute wan
OF the necessarles Of life, and he earn
estly appeals to the people of the whole
country to send them aid in the shapl
of provisions and clothing as speedily
as possible.
The Black Hill country, according Il
scientific report just received by tn
War Department, is admirably adap
ted for settlement, as 1t abounds in tim
Der, grass and water, and has soil 0
wonderful fertility. Iron and gypsum
have been found, but no coal. Their
are traces OF plumbago and indication
of gold.
A Roman Catholic priest in charge o
the Church of st. Bonifacei in Phila .,las
week ran away with pretty young 6 lady
who was the organist of bis church, an
with $50, 200 that belonged to his par
ishioners. A lew days ago the Re,
j. Howard Suy ydam, of the Hamilto
Park Reformed Church, Jersey Cit,
was visited by a tall, ,good-looking gel