Middletown transcript., 1874-09-19
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/ Rifle practice picking pockets e
Freedom didn't shrek muoh whe
Vermont's Poland fsll
| Illinois complains that her battle1afD
came back from Vienna 10 ! dams
condition Wouidn't wonder If they dId.
An Irishman said he did bot coms|to
this country for xsnl-- be bad ahupd.
ance Of that in his own copntry.
| In Paraguay the gentlemen kiss The
ladies when they are introduced and
generally when they afterwards inset.
The old studio Of Sir Joshua Rsyn-
clds in Leicester Square. London. hss'
recently been converted into an aaosiou
room.
A belle. upon being asksd her fith-
er's profession. said be .embalmsd Ii
pork. !" she believed he xas bacon
curer. s
The ST. Louis Glo6e seals of ) seSf-
tain long-winded Missouri erstss = ] 6
man who s. has sleepine esr al(s9hed y
to bis train Of thoaght. = =
= Is the candidate for shesIf ksse1
asked ! stranger, q Be ls6a 8.
SUSSEX county bar-roon. Fes. 5
snsvered eighteen mon. q ~
General Singleton 81 Him
gold is : slittsriag ffspd
would ike 70 st good
glitteripg fFssd then.
A .califosnia post rsess
himself mule, and ! Il +
chronicles itas fshaafEq 81
self.possession.
Randolph. Msss.. 81
mandatory which turpd q
SIS. 900 worth u thoss a.
very costly articles
See. /" said sorrow 'kow
peaceful the cat and dss u
said the petulsnt husba ~ ~
them together, and ,hsI q Its y e.
win fy = Is
A little boy osel 1i - ;11 80
text exactly, but 30 ~
thing about havl I've ~
coma 4 vas !: . = hstrssn 81
two opiniona. /" =. So 9
In 1857 Russia I'D ~ abil>s q
railrsad nov. - ksss nors thsn 10, e
900 miles. showing ! erestk alnqlt s.
qaal e that Nhiak ~ sstssiss1 A
nszican rai!rsa Is
" Can yen Do tie landlsrd i 4
Lady Of Lyons I suia $ r1ua( ,s : !
.eedy actor. II should shinki i nishe,, !,
vac the answer. II hays dens epsat
many landlords =
SO use yeur own asnos tos f6]hr
FOUR neighbor's's i the wise 1zkxim 81
he law. The general obssryanss 81 81
his rule would prevent many - the con-.
rovsfsies and dlawsaits which osc1i
Speaking Of sns.e nsnts. there q N
evely little blonds. sesd ten, u safs-
sga, who wears ] diamond solitaire %
isr front finger. and i actually besroth-
q to young man Of 49,
Devout neither to young lady. vhois
urning up letters " hat are you do
ng there. ny dear I Are Yen hnfninx
Dcensef" Young Isd,yI-'s0 0k, =. II II;
am only bprpins nonsenss.
"Wsll. h0v, did yop t.slose Z iias
uired 4 cepntry landlerds one rainy
forming, of ofsgpsst whom hs had put
: top heor room under ! lssky rsof.
Oh svipnipsly " v.s tie rsply
II order 70 secure physical bsaasy
Dung girls are recommended % eat
'sat once : dsy, pickles once ussk
veetmeats cnce ) year take ssoold
ath daily and wAli 6ve miissevsEy dsy.
Doctor who has been out fot day's
'ert) )-'sItis too bad Here lie bseu )
,tallday and.not killed . single harsg
orester-" Prescribe somethipx 81 s
IRE. doctor ; that will fetah BIZ. ssss. !,
A politician, wishing i oon5lIlasut 4
well-to-do farmer. said !: You mist &
we commenced life early q aceuusu- &
te such an estate ss this i? y 20 20 {, &
piled the farmer. II began life MbJ
wasa mere baby
"Quite hail.storm last night, !. r.
lrked guest TO ! OalisosSia landlof
be came down stairs the other morn
6. mo- was The reply. pnly 8
! II the boys shooting At . gkinsnss.
d tho Bslls rastling aeainss shs 6odss
A man who was about 10 IS BS5x Is q lp
labama, sung:'es be stood vfs M shs
ose about his neek "Oh! is bsiehs
gels are waiting Dr me. /" where
on the local editor hendishly vote
And the angels stirred Up the Ere I'D
'ked brighter than ever. 3
A man named Byers. Of Glover towns
ip. nl!, Was showing Onsq 46s hersa
to visitor recently, and placiiis(e bis