, 1874-11-08
at Consrantiuople, and only brings tweivs to

1t constantiuople, and only brings tweivs te
Paris at hmo.
-Nineteen years ago Tennessee father re
fused to let big Young daughter 1a 20 70 candy d
| returned, lifted eleven Children out Of th'
wagon, and entercd tho house and took off he
things as coolly a. II ahe had not been goneove
day.
his own darling duckums 2" "Yes, she was hit
ownty donty darling duckuuas7" Exit old mar.
ried man, enraged and diBguBted.
AT the Paris Morgue there WAS recently ex'
posed the body OF young woman so wondrous.
" beautiful that the authorities caused mol6
to b taken Of her. She WAS seen to throw her
self into the river.
a newly-married couple in Connecticut 10.
Gently started out on the wedding tour accom-.
panied by sma1l-sized 2-year-old infant, which
public into the belief that they we're old stagars.
-Spilkins got home about o'clock on Sunday
morning, indignantly pronouncing the eclipse a
fraud. Mrs. g., with Woman's intuition. at
once inspected the color OF his breath, and order
ed him to bed In disgraoe.-Ne1s York Comnaer-
ciat.
a thrifty Mormon in Salt Lake City adds to
bis income BY hiring out bis wives to do washing
aud house-c1eaniug.
"A bill has passed tho Oregon senhto which
provides that husbands and wives without chill.
dren may be considered divorced BY simply oeas-
There Is = man in East Lynne, Conn. who bss
kept his bed for six years, because he Was once
disappointed in love. He isn't sick, but simply
chronically sorry that he didn't get the girl
Hia indulgens mother watts on him constantly.
"A gentleman writea to the Mem York Times
that be has been hunting for wife for fifteen
years, but has neyer found well-educated girl,
occupying good position in society, who was
He claims to bo well-bred, good-lookipg, and ao-
compiished.
There is one thing no true Southern young
lady will do-and that is, marry youn9 North
erner, no matter how handsome, respectable, or
desirablo-hefors he asks her.-Richn,ond Ya.)
Enqusf,tf. ...
Tho Fronch keep up their little jokes An
Alsatiau wonaan goes to confess Father I have
committed great sin.' We'll! I dare not say
il it ID too grievous.' 'Come. como, courage
daughter. That's your pensnco.'"
Said tho plaintiff in : divorce case at Angus
IT, Me-, to Chiof-Justice Appleton: II don't
want to say anything agin the woman, Judge.
but wish you could i've with her little while;
you'd think hsd told the truth" The Judge
vns willing to tako his word foE it.
"A Washington lady, upon the marriage Of
hsr dsughtsx, eava her intended son-in-law IS
in scaled envelope with which to fec the min-
lister. Tho snsorprlsing youth abstracted two
ing 81 to tho preacher Now, with commence
mont hka this. what chance has the mother-ln-
lAW7
-Madams D., of Paris, had maid-seevant Of
4 ball, and asked her mistress for franc to sat-
isfy her desire 70 dAnoo. Madame D. refused
and then tho indignant young woman rushed
upon her aud twisted her mock like pullets,
stter which she went 70 the dhnee The mistress
died
"A st. Louis Woman, separated from her hus-
band, recently eont him long liat Of PROPOSE
tions. upon his acceptancs Of which abe would
lire with him again. Woman-like sho indicated
the only real cause Of difference IN postscript
~ fnllows: - Your mothsr must leavs the house
at once and forever"
"A Milwaukee man says he d like to be wreck
ed ss Enoch Arden Was. and como home and
find his wife remarked. He'd 20 out Of the cato
with hop aud skip, instead OF breaking his
heart.
-Seventy-fve ladies Of Rochester aro out in =
card denying that they sleep in their corsets in
order to keep their forms graceful
-" Nobody surpasses mo in this specially
said Cincinnati girl to her ner lover the other
night as sho gave him parting kiss with = re-