The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-04-02
WHEN WAS A BOARDER.
[From Lippincotl's Magazine ] /

u C0usln Tx niece ,F Stta'iVF " sildlG e0gi
To the Learned Blacksmith. She bad i
lnlis~inn..or conceiytd Sire bad ltwa v
lintroduco people 10 sonesanal her, aud D.
inconkrusy ~ time. pace on circumstance
ever u,scauraged her or uaiNptd her ns>-
sonaTy Zeal. Everybody hat Cams ipte
her house was ,uie 10 he pre>nted to*v.
erybody else III il. Duutg 1ne sev1h
months that | w0s "a hnardrr hunk Mis-
! Burnt Ger atnly Intro tuced ne fofepre
s.htatlyes Of every S'nto in lie Union, %
every rank in Soc;ets, aid Of every Sc I
in Chsls endom, The Mormon not except
ed. Mrs Bur'itt's housa, yuu mus, nn~
derstsDd, was coHven'entiy situated In
eference 10 the great u lob depot, anc
a 80 to the business u rtion 81 the city.
nd mary varieties or .eople Il a'ed int
! ~. al, h. ngh it vas not hotel Ike III il
pfop"r'l hs and appointments. i h
Down Eas er from he banks Of the p
nhocOt, go ny ~ settle N Florida, atr
>topplng off fer spit Of snmnicr el,'hes.
perhaps, aid an Deg. eonsumptive
from winter Ii florida, and stup,.ln4
TO have prescriptlnn renewed, 'nter>ecs
ed each uther's paths at Miss Basrus :
aud we're presen ed tn eath other VIZ
the conscientious psins'sklng har an IN
vrtetast matchmaker man,tlsts IN hr,ug-
ing two victim 0eelh.r.
Que evening | was NJ the ten table, II.
W, re in"s; of the Regular board,rs, VIII. "
saw MISS Bu'iit, IN The adjoi ing ttiug.
| Iotln take the aim OF ai elderly w"nin.,
The Inevitable black veivr'. This pr
sonage, as afttrw' ids LEARNED, WAS .fa,.
ping # tr nights rsst, and was 4.
itavt by the s u. III. tram. They match
ID aim in arm !nte the d'ntn9.rncm
krew VIVA; was imp. ndlng A: TIL
head 0f he table Miss Bnrtitt halted hci
conpanion Mrs. Syringe, Mrs. Wsav-
e-, Mis- 3 ,che.oer. Dr. Skinner, Il y Mr.
A,hsy, Mis. Ashley. Miss A .,ley, Ms
Arthur Ashley. Mr. Alex tnder," etc. etc.
aud Mrs. Spring :. " h"'n none OF us thp'
presented viii tvsr set, ar ever with I.
ee sg.1n, this eli" Of heaven, wen. bob,
ming Der Algged head 10 some tt,c.
doZen s'rstge people. un.ll pretty gi@-
g'ing Miss D4yton hummed to ne in u
wh 81 er, We're III! modelling. md. MD,
u"tding." If Mss Burr,ss were keepe,
"f n r@ltr'ad dining room, | hchtv SIC
wruld he worried into in,snlty because
lie couldn't introduce every body alse.
"Oh, there's Dir Aoernvth5 = sic tx
claimed. do watch h.m T.
Mr. Ahern thy, Il pale, s'uden'slikt
abstracied young man, WAS just entering
he dining r'om.' You e"uld have cob-
pictured hat he was calculating sola,
eclipse. He had made about half tn.
d stance across tie room to biz 9, NJ wt,sct,
WAS besid Misc Dayton, hen M'ss Bur-
nt'. IRON the head IT the table, fired u
eIs'ol~chol after him, ~. Al,eruethy
Mrs Springer"
Mr.. Ahefne'hy halted in The middle OF
he room be glanced at me in a star.
led way he slated At Ms Dsytnn hr
turLed and l""Leo aiong the lepg'h OF thu
| able Oh lie right.
Right iace = SAID Mics Dayton, witL
IN audible laugh.
Then Mr.. Abernelhy describe d ano, her
quadrant ('Abous face in'erpolated
Miss Dayton), toward Miss Bnr:iu, VIA
~ts st 'nding. having arisen to perform
the ceremony OF introducing th gent.
msn 10 Mrs. Springer. Mr. Aber1esh,
bowed impressivcly to her, his hnsisa-
'ortwo months, calling her Mis-. Syringe,
notwi, bstsndipg The fact thar Mrs. Spring
~ keep up al uDf sging LoddIna. E,-
Esrybody laughed, ] not ex opted. though
| felt pity tor the target.
"Dia anysody ever see such en- idiot p
stid Miss Dayton, with an i!l~sup-
prrased litter. ~ 4 .a @@ I'D IL
"Mr Aberhethy is no idiot" replies
warmly che knows more than any ma.
| eve r talked with y.
HE daesn't know an earthly TIL q our
aft books as ertod Mlss sD.yson. H.
aasn't grain OF ut do;r ssuss. Mls
Burritt says he always strips che towel "a
he waslisssnd to wipe With. aud leave