The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-05-07
NUMBER s.
FACTS AND FANCIES.

if thew became proficient at billiards,
"iaw the balls and run the game out.
A rural statistician reports that
more people are talked to death by ped
dlers of iightning-rods than are killed
by lightning.
If there is one time more than an
other when n woman should be entirely
alone, saws the Danbury man, II Is
when fnll line of clothes comes down
in the mud.
Temperance gent Ito intoxicated
barber "Bad thing for shaving
whisky" Barber; " Yes, sab, 1t makes
the skin kind of tender but will take
great care sab.
A little girl aged ten years, was
plavins with asharp-edged pocket-kni1c'
when. with n sudden motion ofthe spring,
the keen blade shut The little girl
opened it again-so it's all right.
A wealthy English lady is about to
cause the construction, at her own ex-
pense. of a handsome aqueduct, for the
purpose of providing the city OF Jerus"-
lem with good supply OF water
A land agent in Colorado remarked
, to an inouiring emigrant that all that
a was needed to make the place para
~ disc. was a comfortable climate, water
u and good society. "That is all that IL
, lacking in hell, was the reply
h An association has been organized
|. in London under the name OF no 10
|. Peoples Cafe Company. lts ooJecS Is
Z to open cheap and attractive colleo,
IS houses for the working classes anu
thus prevent them from patfonl"ln8
i; liquor houses.
Ii A useful novelty has been intro
duced at Partisan dinner tables; W
Is the back Of the menu is gwen IL llsO Vi
h. the persons present. with short "cco"nt
ID of who and what they are. by tins means
many awkward mistakes IN cohVerSaV'oH
le may be avoided. .;
i. Tbo common wOod-nettle of Amerl-
le y, has been transplanted to Europe TOR
as tho mru,se of being applied to teACilo
is nnrnosc3. Being perennial, 1t possesses
st p"' r" dnGyontorc over hemp and flax and Is
sa;J ,'' IN nocessitate less labor and expense
\, in preparing the fibre ...
lis u fear" said Il country minister W
lis hi. docl. "when | explained 10 YOU III
wo NV last charity sermon that phllah.hro-
est ,T wos the love Of our Species ~"
)'g ppiIrst have nm lerstood me to say SP1'
nd nin which may account for the Sni''l-
LIS ness of the collection.
~ All Sins way OF unleViug IN san
'NI Francisco is to wear broad-otiini'lle"
'h, hat wbea he steals, and change II lor
1t smoII ,l' cop when he gets around the cor
eSe rar Thnn he walks off with blanK IN
YES nocenco of face which IS lmpoSSlple W
t'1g ;Ig ANYBODY but u Chinamau.
nns Mr. edwin Forrest biographer says
that every winter orders "Gle t loit 1oaI I,,i
sely the grocer with whom MY folio9S 9t. "o% oni
we'd to refuse no person wanting Gteulu' '-f
cre1 send the bills to him for setuementt' a
,odv was left to the grocer TO olScl lHl'ii'''' =
the to the recipients of his bounty ,,,
way, Among some of the ultra iasliou" T,am
ms, lJoo II is now the correct thing 10 nut
ally n,rtoins of two distinct and sep'l"v
nan. natterns hung at their drawthsl LE,,a loH, th
i~;nJows, You must be sure to nave m tn
sboIc drawn, to enable the hel5npoi Lin
and passers-by to study the ne" l"S''o'
-, H. at leisure. 1 ,o,
'y IS Ot,ors besides newly married pee
wash - D,i,rLt we'll practice on the advlG
MY ptLo; L;oI President Mott, in his wise oil
ence "l'oI ,,oya TO A Young couple "Don
I'M as" .e hn hoppy. Happiness ls sn
on. or ",Sr,h mS vi and il YOU chase her you WI
'rtlIe liylhp,5 5,t"h hrr But Just go quietly
1t OF oJ aiuT' 10 C' vnur duty, and she will come
, and ana 90 So"i "'''''
We in you." -. .,.o,1 enoinc
.a,, ,ato,ts a baby on the track, lie
"l' S 90 ,'"J;oteIv reycrses the engine ana sto
. ,r,a. m'n t"o;n Int let him haze chaAce
spade n human bclh8, Nu'. n ~ five coal The
often full speed, exclamng 10 tno IE Iiphts
form er, while holy enthusiasm ,ii 20, tc
effort his countenance, nIml, y
!. wit another angel born, Billy >.
ng, "a "A western jenkins left town suoS 81 l
" the other day, after having wri',rt ,,i
les are an n account of brilliant weduiu8, W. ~
,lowed one of the ladies', he said, wore hot ~
ng the n;fcent satin, decollette at 'Iie oU'
I pre- and sIdes. Wncn he learned WnuV
raight colIette meant, and that tne NY l.
o pre- bond was making inquire, ~ I;,,,
+, back the town was too small 10 iio'''
), fine We overheard n queer thlnS
m, and other dav from the lips OF TWO IL II
row in Girls not over nine years old' L.a'I
er has them had baby in her arms wnen
a little oldrr of the two said to her comp"iIi:
!. But "Sally. can you tell n tip-top oti II
fertlll- "Yon bet. Why 2" says tho ~
'lIigcnt " Wby, you take your baby ,, anu
grass, t,l,s nine, and well so round Di,eSG
ng the You tell people we are widows >,
OF ma A pilot on a western ste9mo
,.,aairG the Grand Chain, rocky
I.,, naor the mouth of the Ohlo' {
Ie War low near 1. tao was uneasy aud anxi
resident G'ddaniy the barking OF doS
,tion to puorI afor off. "There," SAID the
her for lv.lh int hrichtening up, and quickly q
;ar, says tbe wheel two or three turns;
ebellion r;ght. I've steered by the oark,u
lgs were that M dog every night I've passed
thonght for five years"
'ong and A western paper has the foilf
r began .uar,l notice IA long funera
'outhern tege weuded its solemn way
o4t sue cemetery yesterday. The deceaSe
to break man who neglected to BUY
actions warm suit of under Sear at tae IA
to the nm bazaar. Be wise IN time.
ar. The stora ia crowded with lovely ladi'
not salts tSa spruce clerks are hopping
deposl- like a flea on hot grldale. =
were vno fore it is too late.
plope'oy, The news from Peru to the
.,ono votnoni's March shows that all doubts 40
ol"'n"i'' new discovery of guano had bee
= rest The commission of engine
story, the to state the truth .. aoI ioast 3 90. O
es OF that its say tnere arc, aio y. that of the
uries BACK, VI tbs Macabi Islands. IN
ose against 1las ,s'i wealth lies north OF IN
ed to over. ,vb;cb divides Perm from
OF a. Rritonnic Majesly's steams
1iPn examined tnl