The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-07-16
FACTS AID HAHcIES,

The parson.' sore throat cess N has
fairly set in.
The ar,i /. chiefly sold 1t most fancy |
fairs-Toe ii diOr.
-Tnooaaoda Of poor men sre spending .:
mnch for n,vsDapes . would tug goOd |
mint juieP ev1y da!.
-..Whst ct. you ing the . p s.id .
grocer 10 los wh0 vs. sea irg h's lard. |
II AN xe,t,og fai." vss the reply.
-Brigham Youog's favorite VT has an
outtit in The vay Of hosseP, harLe-s and Cal
risge valosd q 5000.
EMILY Faithful ipsiss that he intsm.
p.ra e e OF ice water IL tie Chief cause o.
bad health among Americaa women.
"A Maine husband wanted TO bet hi'
wife that che conid whip panfher. but che
sav his li:lIe scheme aLG reiurel ID uS.
"A saucy young Tressnry widow saws
abe il ia the hOnevuoon 0f her widOwhCOj.
What a brate her lege lord must have b.sr.
-Spicer's opinion in regard TO the Besci.-
er affair is that the game int worth the
(r)candal.
"And Champlin - y ing cid and de.d.
writhins in his mortal pgoGy says New
jersey paper.
BY the way. but never mild. D.. May
Walker has % much right 10 . hinl POcle
- any OF us.-Dfroif Free Pes.
-"Where are you you going?" asked .
little boy of an 1ther Who had slipped on an
icy pavement. Going u get up" wss the
blunt reply.
-Rectcr's daus hter TO Sunday scholar,
"Oh, have you an elder brother; yell. how
old 10 lac 81 Schoolboy "Dunno, ME,
hut be has just started o swearing
A lady lecturer believes that wOmes
ought to retain their own names when they
GET married. She his resaiae hers thus
far.
Mr.. Eigsr Bacon "a, t.ker to the in.
sane asylum, at Hart ord, just three months
from the day his son Jos~ph parchssed =
fiddle.
An article of female apparel, built
upon the model Of Dr.. Mary Walker's
pants, for mountain climbing, 10 on exhibi-
lion 10 Broadway Modisss's window.
The most succeaful cEuader in the West
is one Tom Pouuce. His plsn ofoperations
is TO travel from one small town to another
and drink up every drop Of whisky 10 be
found.
"A Democratic exchange gives the fol.
loviug decidedly original quotation from
Sci ipturs: ~ house divided against itself
ie nos . safe rooetinx place; even for The
faithful"
1t i,tay t, tell that Westminster Al.
hey is the loanging place Of AnericaW o.
Sabbath afternoons. by The o. esmens Of Zoe
} cut chewing tobscco IhI are subsequently,
swept out Of the sanctuary. a.-f- --..s0
The Priocss Of Wales his persuaded
her mother rim. laW to allow her to wear The
KohiDoor occasionally in order TO teach The
Duchess of Eiinbursh her place. and ON.
vince her that her new C<ylnn sapphire
isn't much, after all.-Bos0n GLOBE.
"A truly happy day-t'y.h nnors,
! what have YOU sod Harold L,eu o..x q,
Aunt Mab.ls tn-dsyr' '.Hai dinn-r.
And VIA. did you do .f.sr dinnerf'
c Had tea" ''But what did you do betWeeI
dinner .nd tea?" Had some cake"
You ought to acquire the faculty o
being 1t home in the bsss sociesy," said .
fashionable aunt to IN honest nephew. 81
manage that easily en- neh," replied th,
nepbe~, 10y saying At home With my VIII
: and children."
The coron.rs in San Francisco sre no
going to allow the corpses Of irreeuiarly
dying people to lie neglected. They IN
very prompt. When DAlva AOss cut biz
throat there recently, the desd-WasOn stoot
an boar before the door waiting tor him I.
, die.
:. A Vermont farmer seeds an recount o
an squstic biddv he oWna. She has ch0el
! geese and ducks for associaie., and hes beer
! seen to plunge With item into the wat4r
3 swim aor ~ the pond, come ont an | shake
} herself like any old Waies-sowi. In swim
! mirg abe naturally falls behind. in oonse
3 qusnce Of her feet not b. ing veil ada pied Il
padding Purposes.
Quiz observes that he witnessed, yeater
day. demonstration Of Heat - /. Nod
of Motion" that quite surp.sses Tyndall
His lsn1lsdy's boy sal dowa On the piecs
of lighted punk that be had beea using Il
IRE of his crackers.
The summer s,l-t'cs is pasaed and III.
day. are growing ehorter. Mr.. Know
Everything ssys. "Yss, he oliced it," and
. smiler cOnleptuously when you bu~b'y re-
mind him that they re only skorts ned sboul
one DiGute.
From the physiczl aspect Of E. ErsiG
Woods name, tue paragraphs OF the Chi
c,gO Journal. there hiss q painful impress
sion gone abroad that he parts his hair il
the middle. We hope. for the credit Of thu
perfeshuu, he will be able to Tefu'e THU
SANDER.
A Brooklyn writer on street car COu te-
si-s holds this opinion: ITO vscats yCur
place for every young thing Who enters
Who hes been on visit or shopping, and
who will dOub le. dance . half d.z.n SETS
after she gets homes MT CALAMITY, but
the air of an affected flop OF dovnrighs fool,
and will never be performed By q sensibls
man who has doos hard days work"
-Adolphus and Agelina autter into the
drug stores OCCASIONALLY, and she SAYS she'l'
take LIT le lemon in hers with the sie Of
an old hand at the hus;nere. Then she
watches Adolphu.. Ad.lphus is . sdrewd
with knowing wink, ssyr: ''I'il take .
iinle Of that lime" Hes been there before
and ges it, but it costs him twenty cents a
glars.
-Georse F,ancis Train writ $ to his
favorite paper: Having eaten no meat.
eggs, fish, oyMen. poultry ::or animal food
Of any kidd for moatha, Ill the ancient ar
sument, antagonism, ferocity Of my nature
has died out, and yes I am in sav.gs health
and terrible meatal vieos. never imagined
. Bengal tiger could b Transformed into .
Mooeo'is sheep b. Tufkish b.ths snd .
vegetable diet. Isupposs The new relisioo
Of evolution hes helped 70 make The
change. I am either inenmbaiing sooe
gigantic over to develop love and tsuth in
mankind, or have eulnioaied In the most
maeIi 6eent fixzle psOduced for cen.uries
No .AeW Party.
The pex party movement DOS not seem