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Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
Just Received.

A new lot of READY MADE
CLOTHING, which lam Offering at
very LON PRICES for Cash.
Reader, if you wish to buy suit or
a single garment, remember that | am
prepared to offer you inducements, and
you will do well to give my stock an
examination before you buy. My
Ready Made Clothingis bought for the
cash, sold without extra expense, and
| can afford to give you real bargains.
Every man or boy who intends to buy
Clothing should give me call. Don't
forget that Coultei's is the place to
buy Ready Made Clothing.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
The Best Brass String Bands State Engaged for the
Occasion.
AN EVENING OF PLEASURE i!

The c. H. and L. Boys desiring sufficient
balance due and become due their building have determined
this and they neither
to make this the most ENJOYABLE entertainment
The
confidence
made securing perfect throughout the
In order that the Hall crowded
to issue 80
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

= Also recelveu-a new supply OF
ZEIGLER SHOES, very pretty styles
and prices LOW.
New style Kid and Pebble Goat
Shoes, for Ladies and Misses, just re-
ceived at B. F. Coulter's. made to or
der and offered at lower prices than
the same grade we're ever sold in
GAINESVILLE.
MEMS New STYLE Doors, MEMS
New STYLE SHOES, Plain and Box
Toes, at extremely low prices.
There is no doubt but Coulter's is
the place to buy Boots and Shoes
Mems Plow Shoes, Mems Kip Shoes.
all at COULTER'S, at LOW
PRICES. $3.50.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
California Crops.

SAN Francisco, May 5.-Warm, CO.
pious and widely distributed rains yes
terday and to day IN this State, which
viii prove of vast benefit to the far
mers. The wheat crop will be enor-
nous.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

KEEP IT BEFORE THE PEG
LIZ that for SHIRTS OF SHIRTINGS
Coulter's is the best place to buy. He
keeps the best styles, sells at whole
sale prices in half.dozen lots, and can
give bargains to all.
Check Muslin and Gauze Under
shirts, Drawers, Neck Gear, Beautiful
Handkerchiefs.
Bargains in Suspenders.
Bargains in Hats, aud New Styles
coming in. For Bargains or Goods.
go to C0ULTER'S STORE.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

Two walters in a Hearne (Texas)
hotel got into difficulty, and one stab
bed the other with fork, killing him.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

Owen & Moore can furnish
You with Papers, Magazines
and Periodicals of all de-
scriptions, at publishers prii-
ces, by the year or single
copy.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

THE Rome City Mills, Indiana, we're
burned Monday. Loss, forty thousand
dollars.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
VALUABLE LAND FOR SALE.

/. offer for sale 2e0 acres of River Bottom
land and 65 acres of upland, lying about 10
mites above Ciarksville, on the Cumber-
land river. For terms, apply to
J. c. TROTTER.
April 4, IS7i-3me.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
DIED..

In Cedar Hill, Tenn, April %. 1874, of
Asthma, WILEY BLoUNT GoSSErT of Rob-
ertson county, aged 81 years, 5 months and
ii days.
Near Collinsville, in this county, May 2,
1874 JACOB NJ. LAW, aged about 30 years.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
DISSOLUTION.

The hrm OF T. Batson & Co., was tiisSoly-
ed by mutual consent on The isth OF Anril.
ls7i Tie style Of the firm now is j n
Blaekford < Co. Mr.. 7. Batson will attend
70 the business Of the new firm. and he
taxes thls opportunity TO return thanks to
his old friends and customers fortheir pat
ronage, and solicits continuance of the
same for the new firnl -
T. BATSON e co.
May 2. ls7l-4w.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

Head Quarters for Carpetings fine
assortment prices down down ! at
Coulters. FH atff.5 tfH
Hemp Carpetings for SUMNER
USE, very pretty, and cost but little.
Straw Mattings, different prices.
Oil Cloths for Halls, Dining Rooms,
&c.
Oil Window Shades, Stat Shades,
Cornices, Lace Curtains, Curtain Dam
asks, at Low PRICES.
Ladies, if you want any Of heabove,
and especially if you want a Pretty
Carpet at bargain price, be sure to
visit Coulter's store.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

Bargains in Dry Goods at B. F.
Coulter's. Times are hard, money
scarce. Spend your money where you
can do the best. If you have not
traded at Coulter's store, you ought to
do so this season. He is selling goods
at lower prices than for many years,
and if you want TO select from SPLEEN
did stock and get bargains, by all
means give his store trial. 4
Remember that he keeps Clothing.
Remember that he keeps Hats.
Remember that he deals largely in
Boots and Shoes and can give Bargains
in all.
~ go "a s
.2ai18t5D3 bH8 Ea0ol
Q91TEEHI L0ITJL
For Bargains in Table Linens,
For Bargains in Towels,
For Bargains in Domestics, aa
For Bargains in SheetiDgs,
For Bargains in Bed Spreads,
For Bargains in Shoes,
For Bargains in Clothing,
For Bargains in Hats,
For Bargains in Carpetings,
Go all the time to
B. f. COULTER'S-
Mays, 1874-tf.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
CHURCH CONFERENCE
BISHOPS. ANDREW AND EARLY.

BISHUPn, ANDHEW AND EAhL1.
A communication from Mayor Jack
son was read. presenting the freedom
of the city to the members of the Con-
ference. The remainder of the session
was occupied by reading of petitions
from various Conferences.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
SOUTHERN METHoDIsTs.
aidress Of Bishops Review Of TIC
Labor Of Four Years.
Education, Discipline. Missionary In
terests, Houses Of Worship.
Emphatic Disapproval Of Dancing
Church Conferences.

LOUISVILLE, May 4.-But little of
general importance was done in the
conference to-day, except the presen-
tation of the address signed by all the
Bishops. This address is very long
and begins with congratulations on the
peace and prosperity of the Church.
On this point it says: While the
world is all astir with advancing
thought, great enterprises and momen-
tous events, social, political and eeles-
iastical, our preachers abide steadfast
in Wesleyan theology, and our people
give to truth a reverent welcome.
There is negotiation as to the doctrine,
or of discipline, to disturb the quiet of
our Zion. This state of things is large
ly due to the broad liberality of our
system, giving full range to thought
and expression, and thus removing
provocation to dissent and resistance
by the consciousness of recognized
freedom. A general appeal is made
for the spread of
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
DISSOLUTION,

The firm OF Settle e Son was dissolved
on the 18th inst. by mutual CONSENT. =
w. B. SETTLE.
4 u
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09

WILL. A. ELLIOTT. Sec'y:
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1874-05-09
CIarksyilIe. Tennessee,

Have now in store, For the Harvest Of
1874. the following well known and re-
liable Machines. which they offer 10 the
Farmers with perfect confidence. We have
sold these Machines for the past ave years,
and their actual field-worlx win bear MS out
In what we may say of their excellence:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
LECTURES AND MEETINGS.

The yearly meeting of the orthodox branch
OF the Society Friends concluded ITS sessions yester
day noon Very little business OF general interest was
transacted
At the annual reception of Primary School
No 4, III East sxteenth-st, yesterday morning, the
assembled friends OF the scholars entertained with
Rotations Dialogues. iaJ!eau1, &c.
The Board of Police, at its meeting yeSter
day dismissed Patrolman Edward Boyle Of tue TWEEN
tien,b Precinct from the department. Hereafter the
Board Will meet Tuesdays at ii d. H. ana on Fridays
at p. H.. holding only two meetings week
1t was stated at the regular meeting of the
Board Of Managers of the NewYorK Bible Society. on
Thursday that during May ISIS families residing In the
SIXTH Seventh, Nineteenth and Twentysecoud Wards.
were visited and $50 Bloes or Iestiments distributed
among them ls9 vessels ing IN the harbOr were sup
pied with 2574 Bibles IN different languages, and 2474
Bioes were distributed among Z2-0 immigrants landed
al Castle Garden.
Ameeting of the Board of The City Record was
held yesterday afternoon FOR the purpose of awarding
the printing and circulation OF The Record for which
bids were received on Wednesday last. A question
arose as the legality ~ the manner ia which the
pOsals handed IN. The question was caused by a
protest from one Of the competing bidders-Mdrun ".
BrOwn-u which il claimed tbat the propose. made
10y Am was the only legdy'Issued one vi the whole
number
The regular meeting of the Board of Man.
ayers Of the BIUie House was held at the BILE
House on Thursday az - y. m, President william H.
Allen LII D. in the chair. New auxiliares
nized in Georgia South Carolina. Nebraska D,kota and
RIO Janrro Brazil. IL repOrtei that the number OF
books granted during last month 4,s9J volumes, OF
which 3.542 FOR the foreign work, and volumes
for the blind Beside these, others were granted 10 the
value OF $40.
The Committee on Organization of the Lib
eral Republican General Committee met the Presidents
OF the Assembly District organizations at tie ST. Denis
Hotel last night, Weeks W. Culver the Char. Plans
adopted for the complete organization Of the
Association ana measures were taken 10 establish
Of meetings III each OF the Assembly Districts
which the people III sympathy win LDera Republican
principles Will te invited 10 enroll tner names. The
meetings VIII begin the 18th INST. and viii continue
through the week. Prominent men VIII deliver ad-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
RAILROAD ELECTIONS IN THE WEST.

CHICAGO, June 5.-The annual election of the
Chicago and North Western Railroad Company to-day.
resulted in the unopposed reelection of the old manage
ment Of all the branches controlled By this Company
The Chicago and Milwaukee Railroad Company o eiec'
ton resulted as follows
Diyeetors-Albert Keep, John F. Tracy, Davld 1owT'
A. B. Baylis, A. q. Daiman, NJ l.. SYKES JrH H. H.
Porter william ii. Ferry, and j. H. ReineI". W.,
Onfcers-Abert Keep, President; NJ l.. SYKES, ICE
President Treasurer. and Secretary; J. b. Rcdheid'
Trecmtire Oommithe-Albert Keep, NJ. L. Sykes, jr.,
and II. Porter.
The Chicago and Northwestern Railroad Company
elected we directors, to three gears namely;
j. +. Tracy and b. Allen OF Chicago DAVID DoWs' r.
H. Tows, and A. Il. Bayls OF New York
The Board subsequently, reelected the Old officers Tor
tho ensuing year The following resolution was then
adopted by a unanimous vote OF the stockholders:
Reolred That approve the action OF the directors
and officers of this Company, IN contestlng the validity
of the recent legislation prescribing arbitrary unjust
and inadequate tariff for the transportation OF freight
and pa ssengers Wisconsin, that we look upon such
legislation violation OF the rights granted TO this
Company charters, and attempt at Practioa,
connsc ation OF private property, and withdrawal OF
protection which the laws or the state auoru 10 al
other property within Its boundaries.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
NAVAL NEWS.

WASHINGTON, June 5-Secretary Robson left
Washington to-day on a brief trip 10 Norfolk.
Rear-Admiral Fabius Stanley, L. 5 a., was retired
yesterday. This promotes Commodore Mallory to be
Rear-Admiral on the active list.
Lieut.. Commander Charles F. Schmitz has been or
dered to the Colorado; Lieut. Commander F. j. Hggin
son been detached from the Dictator and granted
Henry G. Hunter from the Colorado and ordered
10 return home; SurCeOn Benjamin F. Gibbs from the
naval station New Orleans, and ordered to the Norfolk
navy ward; Passed Acknowledgment {. j. Smms from
the Norfolk navy yard ana ordered 10 the steamer Ports
mouth.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
POLICE NOTES

John FlanahaD age 81, Of No. 33s West Twenty
fourthst Eel ffon sIsv. s,
and srOes u TIE Bees BY tie shan receiving GIreous
The body OF an unknown man was found drowned
a the foot Of fLrJ tbt shnu, 40 ,,.
Of age I've feet reLe hgLt with %.
q bach suit Of c.O.neA
Robert Dryer. age 4, Of No 591 Greenw!ch-st
front a. rs m
he cvCc Hospital The drive, 81 me
Gs4p Of No. 81 bIooEl ia, ar
Tes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
rrwvopx DAILY TRIBUNE SATURDAY s4TRIPIE SHEET

ssociaton for the press and for President Clausen.
National Association Of Brewer T,n their % Sew
England entertainers, TO the hummer oi SW miue an
I'm the harbor and bay this afternoon visiting
Fort Warren. where they were received by Gen Ben
tram and Major Andrews, the coinmandant Inc
nests dined at the Rockland House on Nan
tucket beach The party then returned Us the city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
sHIP-BUILDING IN DELAWARE.

WLMINGroN, June 5.-The Commercial pub
fishes a statement showing that 22O iron ships
mostly vessels have been built in the yards OF
city, and states that this is far greater number than
have been constructed in all the yards of the
United States together II estimates that the total
Der OF iron ships built elsewhere Will probably not
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
Sanford H.
Vofel-Chief-JudCe
NSIyepokhn

Metropolitan Hotel Chief judge sanioIs@ l.rc ai
SausS O. Perm Cel Of The HsuI NH "&sh1ston Judge
jcSsh Abbot, Of Boston and Cameron o. ~ Ph.depkis
~,S~.S Eol-George W. Chds and pexs VEL Of Patts.
Mssce Fairbanks o. Vermont the Hon s% m Gro.d
ssai HosI~Bssep Hepdncien Of Providence and T. a.
He,.-RI COpsr.ssman Ponroy % Engineer W W
y Wed n dlbtmars hokt-e'1uD S1i-Maior alter
n. pklad<ipkla NOsh zrs~rroda .. 'GSHN"" -
n Palapd Of h gineeI CoTps. " > Arhy'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
Avoid costive habit of body. not only b,

cause Of discomfort bat lest engeader involving
more Consequence Dr. JAisEs sAS,rys Ps are
Laxative Csh,rc according the dose and depeaed upoI
TO produce tby oreiiOn Of the Liver and stomach
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
THE BREWERS NATIONAL CONGRESS

BosTOS June 5.-The Brewers National As
sociaiiOD adjourned until year this morning after
hav selected Cincinnati the place for holding tho
AsXt s.t .seievIinY IS Iat yeAIs vDcsIa w
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06

BURKE's Silver Gray Cashmere HAT is the
only correct style Pei. and variety
pa Broadway Park Bank Building
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
V ! S | II o X S


EUROPE
Are invited to eIsmins the stock Of PINE JRwRLRY
WATCHES, GEMS DIAMONDS. aud other PREcIous
STONES, both Set and Unset at our Paris hoase
TIFFANY, REED C Co.
No. 81 RUE De CHATEAuDUY.
and also visit Watch Msnufsc,orI jus; completed a,
PLACE CORNAvIS linear the railroad depot GENEVA
SWITZERLAND.
Having combined the American method using
tool, and machinery With thoroughly skilled Swiss ,bor 9. ar.
enabled produce Pine Watches price. which warm, ,r,.
ersrce all others Particular attention syea 10 Tn, o,o
dseton Of complicated Watches Repsi,ers Timer. Chnao
graphs, ke
TIFFANY Co,
USlOSsQUARE, NETWORK
TIFFANY. REED Co.
Nc. 81 RE de chateauius P,n.
TIFFANY Co,
Place ComAvin thear the railroad depot, G.n,,,
TIFFANY Co,
NJ 20 Arsyil,t, Regeai-,t ", Loss,a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
faded beauty ATTEMPTS TO overcome m

avsges by .usmng her face The of
hide the mpeons Of bis work b use Of
But the first III" trick
offensive the sh KNOX objects uamepg and
supply Of English hat bottles
grntlrnrn soil eIcgsyey
the Fifth Hotel from
pointed out Don, fail TO buy your hats from KNOX.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06

Don't buy an elastic Truss" ill you have
seen Pos .Ror :, price "a, al 74i Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
HOME NEWS,
PROMINENT ARRIVALS.

snnRyoxErxR YESTERDAY. AT HUDNurs, IN BRoAp"A'
ga, Neoa-76s 8 n m-79' MIduishs-C6'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
RARE OLD CHINA. WoRKs OF ARr-NoTrcr

FREDk bAys begs to inform American amateur
81 - Pail Mall London Ens,ud where
hs usual collection of Eagh Foreign
&C.. &c Old Furniture Clocks Candebri. Easme An
tique Biou~Te &C. &c fine Pictures each object
sold viii gusIane auiquts a. PA. Mall B. " Louiou
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06

fever, bousne smallpox skin diseases many Spring
Summer ailments Sold b. Chemists throughout wo
Maker IL 8 HoDorn bill, London hngatd. Use substitute
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
IhnnUuncenenta

BuRxErr's CocoAIsE makes the hair grow.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06

George W. Blunt of the Board of Pilot
fommssiopers has sent letter Gov DIX, in which he
rrays AZ length reasons why special terms OF the courts
of the county should be called Tor the uahsacuoh OF
criminal business like that which has been ordered in
Vinrs Comfy One Of Mr.. Blunt's reasons is that the
Tombs is now crowded with prisoners and as the warm
weather is al hand the officials Of the Dstrict-Ator
news office will expect vacations, and r0gnes wl roast
LII avVer's take their ieasure." He adds the coun
Nv rxrenscs for what call maadmnistration or Inc
rImina law amounts S3GsG00 year, OF which the
Is,ri Attorney's office gets S73sO" 1t has been sup
Doscd however from the recent remarks OF one OF he
iudgea 70 grand Jury that most OF the ernnal Cases
,sonid Ie uispyseG OF before the Summer vacations
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-06-06
BROOKLYN

Anumber of Germans have organized new
Zee copany for the purpose of obtaining the material
at cbcar rates than charged by the present or
CARNATIONS.
Mayor Hunter was furnished yesterday with
fte monthly statement OF the East River Bridge Com
panys affairs which shows the receipts to have been
HCS6 &C. and the expenditures, $3.50 u.s.
Mrs. McCue of No. $50 Tillaryst. was as
.anlted Yesterday by a former servant named Ann
MCLEAN who struck her violent blow the forehead
with pan iuficting serious wounds. The woman ran
avav and has not yet been arrested.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-13

PAINTI"G FARM IMpLENENr$.-Thc
bet.er way for people who have but
little painting to do, is to procure a
small pail Of paint, and purchase boil
cd oil, rather than raw or unboilcd
oil. a genuine article of either paint
or oil can be selected only by experts.
\ small in pail Of white lead, ground
in oil, will be sufficient TO paint q
great many teols. Should it not all
be used, let the surface be covered
wiki oil, and the lid kept on, and the
paint will not become hard for ten
years, so long as the pail is kept in a
cellar.
During the warm days Of winter,
wash wagons, ploughs, harrows, and
other implements with clean water
If there is no available clean apart
ment within doors, let wagon rest
on pieces of plank, on the sunny side
of some building. Apply a coat Of
paint, working it tk1Sughly into
cracks and holes. 4s9sr ~ the first coat
is dry, fill ev-.;ssPen joint, crack and
hole With putty, and paint again.
Putty will not adhere well to wood,
or to any surface that has not been
painted.
Let quantity Of white lead Ie pre-
pared, as for painting white. Now,
put in either blue | aint, yellow paint,
or, black, red, or any other color, add
ing also, more oil and liquid-drier. VI
til the desired color has been f.ra,ed
/ 1t is best 20 use white lead f.'r the
purpose or forming more o. a 60dy, ol
impervious covering on .ie wood. than
other paint will NAL. Paint may
also be made by simply stirring We
ne;ian red or E.andon yellow, boti
of which are very cheap, into boiled
Gil and ligp.d-drier, until the mass i.
Of the cnasistence OF thin cream. \
half pat Of driec mingled With two
qpasts Of boiled oil, will cause goot
paint to dry in twenty cour hours.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-13
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enact TINE 1t VIII take place. ih"y
watch every movement ct parties sii5-
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advantage "i II, a"d do All IN their
power 10 Keep people IN constant vcA-
alton. They - iroM gentleman to
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they pou: black and bitter whispers
oi Sian Ter ana abuse, ana at the same
tine pretend to lie tie most sincere
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Richland beacon., 1874-06-13

MODERN DEFINIToNs.-Wa atcr-A
clear fluid, once used as a drink
Honesty-An excellent joke. Den
tist-One who finds work for his own
teeth by taking out those of other peo-
pie. My Dear-An expression used
bv mai and wife at the commence
ment of quarrel Bargain-A ludi-
crous transaction, in which each par
ty thinks he cheated the other Doc
tor-A man who kills you to-day to
save YOU from dying tomorrow
Editor-A poor wretch who empties
his brain in order to ill his stomach.
Esquire--Evorybody, yet nobody ;
equal to colonel. .ury-Twclve pris-
oners in a box to try one or more at
the bar. States Evidcncc-A wretch
who is pardoned for being bascr than
bis comrades. Lawyer-A learned
/ gentleman who rcscues your estate
/ from your enemy and keeps it him.
self. The Grave-An ugly hole in
the ground, wnich lovers and poets
wish they were in, but take uncom-
mon means to keep out Of Money
The God Of the nineteenth century.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-13

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