The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-03-28

Sie pYutIc DIOduacIeS on lne tlcKeJ
for Mayor, but IL wo6dept ,g6fR.
Rag and Tag had emptiea their
groceries into that conyeishhn, and
they WIZ voted down tef toR one.
Lawyer SRipes wuzn6Hiinated with
q whoop. y Then Sam B6btale wiz
nominated for Treasutef, and RAG
himself for Recorder, and fiye uv
tfe same stripe Nv men for Alder!
men. V is''i iai'Ai
"Good Heyinsl' exclaimed the
Beform Republlkins, "tHis ain't wat
we expected! We can't stand This
-yoo can't expect US TO-"
s"My dear sirs' replied 'Tho.mp.
son, one Nv the decent Dimocrats,
sit is unfortunate, Icoufess, but you
see these men control the majority
NV our vote, and we RELY can't heip
ourselves" i ssil Ai'H'lfd ~ 81
"Bnt eff 700 are RELY yt0r Reform,
why don't you leave an orgshiza5-
shhn wich is iscontrolled By sicFl neh?
Smikey, the Republican, defaulter,
is bad enuff, but ez compared with
Bobtale, he's an angel Nv lite. We
didu't leave the Republikin oreahi-
zashun, ez bad ez it is, to git into a
wuss one. We want to git ont NV
the hands Nv the Sankey's but we
don't want to drop into the keepin
uv'Rsg, Tag and Bobtale. That
amt wat we bargained for. Eff
the decent Democrisy can't control
that organizashun, what kin Be
dohe ?'' 'h@ i4a q.
II RELY don't know. Smith,
Jones, Brown and myself moan over
the power welded BY these men,
but we can't help it. Ef we split
with them, | may lose the romina-
shun for Congress next fall, and
Jones may not 80 to the I,egisla-
cher. We can't break our party
lines-we can't indeed.'Its5 VI ,.l
"It's about the same in Aashpel
matters, ain'tit2" queried the or
reasonable Republican who wpznt
satisfied with the kind Nv Reform
be wuz gettin. "Spozin vi. leave
the Republican party and jine 1.-the
Democrisy? Do we leave Credit
Mobilier only to take Tammanyi to
our buzumsY Do We, emaneipate
ourselves from Back Pay to git into
the keepin Nv John Morrissey? Dol
we merely exchange a corrupt Re-
publikin for FerhaodyzW /? Ell
you are compelled to trot in harhis
with Rag. Tag and Bobtail, here,
on what principle are yoolto git
shet Nv Wood and Morrisey, aud
Tweed and them men, IN Nashnel
Conversions? HOrasho. Seymour
and sich Dimocrats are poMeTlis
without EN-, amt tbeyfiist en- 700
are powerless without Rag, Tag
and Bobtail?" .e5,1 .yF
"It is unfortunately troo." ,...,,
"And we dissatisfied RepublikiDs
are expected to vote with yoo, aud
elect this tickitF" ','ffo 'l't'
"Certaihly, and thereby yo0o en-
ter yoor protest agin The. corrupshen
Nv SInikey. A protest nty deersir.
is a great thing"
81 see. We enter q protest agin
Smikey, by electin Bobtale, who
WIZ nominated by Rag and Tag.
Excuse us. The fryin-pan i hot
enuff- we won't jump into the fire,
ef 700 please II ruther think Our
best plan is to bust Smikey, rather
than take on Swipes, Rag Tag and
.Bobtale. and then ,heyto, bust them.
And | ruther guess that the same !
policy will do for things outside of
New Babylon. ! wood like to go |
somewhere, But yod don't show me |
any good place to 30 to. We KIN |
purify our own party, but | 'shoH.
entlike to undertake The job for |
yourn. IguessI'll make my Sight |
q leetle closer to home. 9IGoolehye."
And this headstroagfAan andlIis |
friendsilett the hall,9with9 h9tbeir nose
in the air, and all wa GOOD do :
woodent pacify en- The, went |
and called d Repubhkih CohYen- \
shun, and they slaughtered d SRikey, 1
and put up BroadaCres, and 1 lot.t
Nv sich Rkpnblikinss 1ss sIlsIthei'
cNanno and thaS, ws;ll eEnIaotr IN, j