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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

In SPITE OF AN ALIBI-Conway, called Patsy,
was a melodramatic scoundrel, and jury at
White Plains believes him to have been one
of the masked burglars of New Rochelle. So
they informed the Clerk of the Court when he
asked them whether the prisoner was guilty
They said he was. There was beautiful
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

Delegate from Alsace to the North German
Reichstag, and, though he has queer name
for Frenchman he is evidently full of the
sentiment of Alsatian indignation, and has
taken the first opportunity to express it boldly
at Berlin, which is much more manly than
doing it on the Boulevard in Paris.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

Coon FOR THE PnoTs.-We have received a
check for two hundred dollars from the New
York and Sandy Hook pilots They wish this
money given to some worthy charity, and we
will try and f" :, the proper channel for it
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

REvERrEs OF president. -General Grant
is of opinion that the carpet-bag element
has not contributed much to the good of the
republican party in the South. An excellent
place to stick q pin or turn down the leaf
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

FUNDING THE CANAL DEBT. In the report
OF the meeting of the Produce Exchange there
seems to be hint that the canal amendment
Is made in the interest of the great through
railway lines, who would like to kill the canal
traffic.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

ANOTHER WAR IN AFRICA cable despatch
special to the HERALD gives us to understand
that the Egyptian Khedive is finding some OPP
position to his government in what is COM
monty called the Upper Country The Sultan
Of Darfoor recently invaded the territory of
the Khedive near the Bahr-e- Gazal, his object
being to capture slaves The Egyptian Gov
ernor Zebia Bey, gave battle. The army of
the Sultan of Darfoor was ten thousand
strong. The battle was keen and lasted six
hours. The Egyptian army was completely
successful. The Darfoor army was routed,
four guns were captured and the Vizier and
many chiefs were among the slain. 1t is graf
flying to find that the Khedive is earnestly
bent upon putting down the slave trade.
Egypt begins to give promise of becoming
great Power in Central Africa. A succession
of rulers like Ismail Pacha will restore empire
to the banks of the Nile.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

s12s,0OO from the days of Tweed in salaries
and contingencies, it can afford to lose $40, 900
in two amounts appropriated to the repair Of
wooden pavements and markets. The wooden
pavements should be suffered to rot out and be
replaced with stone, and the disgraceful nests
of sheds known As markets should be left to
fall to pieces until their rebuilding would be a
necessity. In the Finance Department the
salaries and contingencies alone show an in
crease of nearly $40, 900 over the most corrupt
"Ring' year, and the employees are four-fifths
the old attaches of Connolly. A department
which employs detectives and examiners at
salaries of SIS a day and 81 so an hour will
bear cutting down at least SIS, OOO
The reductions we have here enumerated
could be made without injury to the city
or to individuals. Their total would de-
crease the estimates s3,343, 767--an amount
well worth saving at this time. The items are
these:
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Except IN the case OF the Fourth avenue i'm
provement tax, which must be paid some day,
these reductions would not be payments post
poned but money actually saved to the tax
payers. There would be very little chance
of securing such an economy from the Board
of Apportionment if the question of the esti-
mates should again be thrown open as bone
of contention between the departments. It
would, in fact, save the Board much embar-
rassment and vexation if the reductions to be
made should be specified in the law authoriz-
ing the reopening. We hope, therefore, that
the Legislature will insist on receiving the in
formation it seeks, and will amend the bills
now under consideration by providing for
what specific purposes the reopening shall
take place. Opposition to this reasonable
precaution can only come from those who ask
legislation for purposes they do not care to re-
veal
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19
xnUsEnENTs THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING

THEATRE COMfQUE,
No 5l4 Broadway.-VARIETY ENTERTAINMENT at
a.. Nj closes at 10 80 +. NJ.
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wALLACK'S THEATRE,
broadway and Thirteenth street-MONEY at p, M.
CLOSES II r. NJ. Mr.. Lester Walack. Miss jeffrey.
Lewis.
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GERMANIA THEATRE,
Fourteenth street-ElNE VORNEHME EHE at r. NJ
Closes at ii L. NJ.
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BOOTHS THEATRE.
Sixth avenue and Twenty-third street-FEMME DE
flU, 40 p Nj closes 10 ~ r NJ Mrs J. b. Booth.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

MAULNa MULLErT. MuIlett met
Mr. Kessler in Cincinnati and assured
him that he (Mullett had never sstood in
his sunshine" This seemed necessary be-
cause Kessler had been disappointed in some
expectations he bad formed with regard to
being made Postmaster of Cincinnati. He
was apparently, not bad enough for the place
and did not get it. He thought Mullett was
the cause, for it seemed natural to him that a
government which employs Mullett to build
its post Offices should consult him as to the
size and shape of the postmasters to be put in
them. AS Mullett insisted he had nothing to
do with it Kessler called him q liar, and they
mutually proceeded to put architectural
decorations each on the others human face
divine
Moral-Never try to correct the erroneous
Impressions Of foolish people.
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OLYMPIC THEATRE

OLYMPIC THEATRE,
4roadwsy between Houston and slcecker streets =
NAUDEVILLh and NOVELTY kNTERTAINMENr at
P. NJ closes ~ ii Z. NJ.
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BOwERY THEATRE
Bowery. MARKED FOR LIFE, at s ". NJ. closes at L
T. NJ
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aiibi, too Plenty Of Conway's friends swore
no was With them somewhere else all the time.
But then these jurymen were rurals. and did
not comprehend all the force of an alibi-wen
sworn to. Conway and those fellows, when
they turned their backs on the city that cares
'enderiy for them and went to burglarize the
suburbs, forgot that they would fall into the
hands OF country justice, which don't know
how to acquit man.
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METROPOLITAN THEATRE,
NO. 5S5 Broadway.-VARIETY ENTERTAINMENT,
y 10 r M. closes at 10 30 p. NJ.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

WHAT WILL He Do WITH IT?--Disraeli has
accepted the Premiership.
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MRS CONwAY's BROOKLYN THEATRE
Washington street Brooklyn. AMY ROBSART, at 8
~. closes at II Z. NJ. Mrs. Bowers
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NIBLO'S GARDEN,
Broadway, between Prince and Houston streets.
LEArHERSToCKING, at p. NJ. closes at ~ 30 r. NJ
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BROOKLYN PARK THEATRE.
opposite City Han, BrooAlyn-WHITE SWAN. at P.
81 closes at Ii z. NJ.
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Volume xxx. ........................No so
INVESTMENTS THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING
THEATRE CoMIQUE
q. Nj, closes at 1880 P. N.
BOOTHS THEATRE.
feU at AZ p NJ; closes at 10 ~ p Nj Mrs j. B. Booth
wALLAoK's THEATRE,
Proadway and Thirteenth street MONEY, at 8 2. NJ :
CLOSES at Ii +. NJ Mr.. Lester walack. Miss Jefrcys
OLYMPIC THEATRE,
SAIbbESffLLDss' S and Novelty ESrEkTAfSMEST at
y. NJ closes ~ II r. NJ
Fourteenth street-ElNE yoRNEHME EHE. ats P. NJ
Closes at ii I. NJ.
BROOKLYN PARK THEATRE,
opposite City Han Brooklyn-WHITE SWAN. at s p
MRS coNwAY's BEookLyN THEATRE,
W asfington street, Brooklyn. AMY ROBSART, p.
a. closes at II P. Nj. Mrs Bowers
BowERY THEATRE.
eowery.-MARKED FOR LIFE. at F. NJ; closes at II
METROPOLITAN THEATRE,
70 s o,a.sy ~ ENTERTAINMENT, at
NIBLO'S GARDEN,
LEArHkRSToCKING. at s p. NJ. closes at 10 30 r NJ
WOODS MUSEUM,
sroseewsy, corner lhrs1eth ,reet1A QUIET FAMILY,
+. ii. closes s al il F. NJ AN DUNE at
FIFTH AVENUE THEATRE
Twenty third street and Broadway at s p.
D. closes at 10 30 p. NJ. Mr. Harkins Miss Ada Dyas
GRAND OPERA HOUSE,
Eighth r avenps and rwentyhird street1HUMPTY
MENT begins at P n closes at 10 As p N Mr. Z; +
Eox. GRASD CHARITY MATINEE, at i 50 P A.
-, TONY PASTORS OPERA HOUSE.
No 20l OVERWHELMINGLY ENTERTAINMENT. at 8
y. NJ. closes at ii P. VI.
BRYANTs OPERA HOUSE,
Twenty;thrd street corner Of sixth avenue-CINDER-
III. closes at 10 P. NJ.
COLOSSEUM
TGaT corner Closes Of nhr II, BY
Closes AT 10 2. NJ.
OR WATER COLOR PAINTINGS.
Balm HALL.
Great Jones street and Lafayette place.-THE Pill
GRih at2 80 p NJ. same al T. NJ closes at 10 +. NJ
sTEINwAY HALL.
Fourteenth street-CONCERT of Caroline Richinys
Demands Gusical Union q; p NJ. closes at 10 z. NJ,
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART
West Fourteenth street.-the Di Cesnola Collection of
Antiquities from Cyprus, &c,
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WOODS MUSEUM,
Broadway, corner 1hirtieth street.-A QUIET FAMILY
at p. NJ. closes at % T. NJ. DANIEL BOONE, at
y. ii. CLOSES at IL =. NJ.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

Balm HALL.
treat Jones street and Lafayette place-THE Pill
GRIN, at2 so P. NJ. same al +. NJ. closes at i0P. NJ
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART
West Fourteenth street.-The Di Cesnola Collection OF
Antiquities from Cyprus, &c.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

STEINWAY HALL.
fourteenth street-CONCERT OF Caroline Richnrs
Demands susical Union, q; p NJ closes at 10 P. NJ
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FIFTH AVENUE THEATRE,
Twenty third street and Broadway.-FOLLINE,a at s P
~ closes at 10 30 P. NJ. Mr. Harkins Miss Ada Dyas.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

NATIONAL ACADEMY OF DESIGN,
urth avenue and Twenty third street.-EXHIbITION
WATER COLOR PAINTINGS.
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should be reduced at least 500, 900. The Fire
Department has over $500, 900 outside Its regu-
lar expenses, of which 1852, $50 is for Sex
penses of the department for the Twenty
third and Twenty-fourth wards" The new
wards would prefer to have this sum appro-
priated to laying Croton water pipes. An
nexation does not give them on the moment
any greater number of buildings or any in
creased danger of fire, and they can do with
out the Fire Departments expenditure for
another year at least. This amount, with q
sufficient reduction from the large appropria-
ton for supplies, repairs and new buildings
to make the total up to $3.50, 900, should be
taken from the Fire Department. It would
not reduce the force by single man or a
salary by single dollar. The street clean
ing should be reduced from 81 900. 900 to
100000. The latter sum would be almost
thrown away, for the wind the rain
and the sun are the only street cleaners
on whom we can depend but half
million would be ample for the removal of
garbage. Thirty thousand dollars is provided
for ''street cleaning in the new wards, and
probably very little of this will be used for the
benefit Of the citizens. In the Department of
Charities and Correction we find $780, 900 for
'pavilions on Blackwelrs Island "a bare
faced job. The enormous salary list of
this institution, reaching a total of
1888, 900, is an outrage on the community.
1t should be reduced s74 900, making 800, 200
reduction in ALL The cost of the maintenance
of the parks is this year $665, 500, or 1896, 800
more than last year, and 5000 higher than
in the grand year of Tammany rule, when the
Park police was three times as strong as at
present. and when the expenditure on the down
town parks was much larger. From this depart
ment s15O0OO could be taken without injury
to single necessary work. Although the De-
partment Of Public Works shows reduction Of
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-02-19

GRAND OPERA HOUSE,
Eighth avenue and Twenty.third street-HUMPTY
DCMPTY AT SCHOOL, and VARIETY ENTERTAIN
MENT. begins ut r NJ closes 10 AS ?. NJ Mr. G. l.
Eox. GRAND CHARITY MATINEE, at 80 P. Al.
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COLOSSEUM
Broadway, corner of Thlrty-dtth street-PARIS BY
NIGHT at P; M closes at p. NJ. same at ! p NJ ;
CLOSES at 10 7. NJ. ~
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1874-03-12

3 few. Strawberry shorteake don
come bad this time Of year"
, "l'm q thonsand times obliged 4
you," said the widow, taking tn
basket. Twas go provoked to thinI
the hens should spoil mine-such I
nice lot as | would have had?"
"If you want snv preserves come
over aud get EN-" said the Squire
We've got plenty of 'em. Mrs
Brown, she wont do anything will
EN-, except as we use 'em in the
season of 'em, suppose"
81 want to know" exclaimed the
widow. "You ought to have them
done up; they're so nice in the win
ter. would like to get some for
jam. and if Mrs Brown won't take
of them. I'll do them up on shares "
81 wish you wonld,' said the
Squire. Things are all going to
wreck and ruin about nv place.
Faint to be expected hired wo-
mao will take any interest in affairs, 4"
and here he sighed deeply.
mo; that's So"
It is strange that the Squire had
not found out how things were 60
ing to wreck and ruin before. Mrs
Brown had been there ever since
Mrs. Dudley died.
The Squire and the widow kept
up brisk conversation. AMI at the
end of an hour he was more deeply
in love with her than he had been
with her daughter, and begsn to
wonder how he had been 40 blind as
to overlook such delightful woman
so long.
By-and-by the widow hustled out,
and presently came hack with
pitcher of last years cider and a
plate of cske.
"Do have something to eat and
drink" urged the widow Tf I'd
known you were coming, I'd made a
cherry pie. remember you used to
like my cherry pies"
IL wish you would come and
make cherry pies for me all your
life,' blurted out the Squire, turning
very red in the face again 81 came
to ask you to marry me, Mrs. Lee"
After which innocent fslsehood
the Squire felt decidedly relieved.
Sim sure Id as leave marry yon
as any man." answered the widow,
blushing, and looking as pretty as
rose.
ats all settled, then" cried the
Squire, and kissed her plump on her
lips just as the door opened aud
Charley and Ruth came in.
"Allow me to make you acquainted
with my new house keeper said the
Squire, bowing very low to hide his
red face
And allow me- to present nv
wife-that ia 10 be- answered Char
ley. lyon take the mother and Til
take the daughter.
| am happy to say that under the
new administration, things are no
longer going to wreck and ruin.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1874-03-12
The Infiuenc of Whisky Drink.
ing on Crime.
WARDEN's OFFICE, ONO PExrrEN-

WARDEN's OFFICE, ONO PENITEN-
TIARY, COLuMBUs, Feb. 20, 1874.
To tie Editor of tie Ohio State Jonrnai.
In your issue of yesterday morn
ing, ] find y communication from
Hon GuidO Marx, of the State Sen
ate of Ohio. addressed To me, show
ing, as seems to be imagined, u great
discrepancy between a statement
made by me. in the City Hall few
evenings since, and those contained
IN my annual reports, as to the mum
Der of cOnvicts in the Penitentiary,
who are brought there as the result
of Intemperance. And in the edi-
torlai column Of the same yaper
find also you, Mr.. Editor, speaking
of my ''incautious statement" and
adding, ave shall be glad to see
Col. Burr explain his City Hall de
ductiOn so as to reconcile it with the
facts of his report as Warden " etc.
The remarks | made in the City
Hall were called out at the moment,
and | do not know that | can repeat
the precise words | then used The
substance, however, of what | said
upon the point was, that of the 9I5
who were that night confined in the
Penitentiary, not less than 600 were
there because of intemperance, or
through the influence of intoxicat-
ing liquors; and that the saloons
and liquors shops are places where
yonng men and boys are being edu
Gated. fitted and trained for the
Penitentiary
This, MIR. Editor, was no duncan
tious statement" but one made in
deliberate, sober earnest; and as the
result of forty years of observation,
and nearly five years experience as
Warden of the Penitentiary. Nor
is it by any means an 'exaggera-
tion' of the facts in the case.
The discrepancies which the Hon.
Senator finds between my statement
and my official reports are deduced
from the table designating the
crimes of convicts received during
the year, and are based upon the
assumption that though crimes
against person may be sometimes
the result of intoxication, yet it is
not to be supposed that this is the
case as regards crimes against pro-
perty: but that on the contrary, the
Yery idea that such could he the
case, is precluded. And, inasmuch
as crimes against property largely
exceed in number those against per-
son; and by a still further series of
presumptions and deductions, the
honorable Senator comes to the
grave conclusion that in but COM
paratively few instances has liquor
anything to do with the commission
of chine.
If this were true, it would GER
tainly present the question in very
different light. But what are the
facts? Ad runken "bummer' whOthe
liquor-seller knows is out of money,
and therefore can get no more
drinks, gets terribly "dry." At
night, after the shop is closed, he
breaks through back window, and
steals jug of whisky; goes into
the nearest stable or shed; gets
drunk, and lies down; is found there
the next morning asleep; is arrested
convicted of burglary, and sent to
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1874-03-12

A REMARKABLE OPERA TRoUPE r.
An extraordinary public entertain
ment has been produced in Lima,
Peru, by an Italian named Contarins,
who proposes to carry his exhibition
to Europe He has taught and
trained, by dint of great patience
and perseverance, an opera company,
made mp of thirty parrots and psro-
quets, who perform two of Bellinis
operas, "Norms" and "Somnsmbula. )"
on a miniature stage, with full chorus
and recitative. The director and
manager accompanies the artists on
piano harmonium, and the perfec-
ton with which each bird sings his
part and the excellence of the cho-
rus are prodigious. The debut of
this lyrico ornithological company
in Norma was attended by the
wealth and fashion of Lima. When
the paroquet that sang the contralto
finished the allegro in the "Salutation
to the Moon" such was the enthu-
sissm, the shouting and the applause
st hearing a bird sing the ''Cssta
Diva" that the bird company. sf-
frighted, took flight, and sought
refuge among the side scenes. This
interrupted the performance for fully
quarter of an hour, and Signor
Contarina had to tranquilize the
''srtists" by giving them bread
soaked in wine Thenceforth the
expressions Of appreciation were
moderated in order not to spoil the
play. 1t appears that the bird ar
lists have now become accustomed
to the applause. The correctness
and propriety with which they give
certain parts of the opera are won
derful The primo tenOre possesses
all the airs and graces of the school
of Mario, and the ladies of Lima
have named the prima donna Patti.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1874-03-12
GALIIPOLIS, OHIO. THURSDAY. MA RICH IL, 1874
From the Cincinnati Gazette
Experience With the Prayin'
Women.

Well, you gentlemen laugh and sneer as
you please,
But Won wasn't there to see,
And I'll bet big money every one O. you
'WOuld done inst like me.
When they first came round | just sol
my pins
To stay with 'em right there,
And the more they'd sing, and pray, and
plead,
The more I'd cuSs and swear.
They kneeled right down in the muddy
street,
And sfay'd there. too. all day;
But told 'em they'd sing their tlroats
all raw.
And pray their heads all gray,
Before I'll quit my legitimate biz!
And then I'd take drink.
And smile and bow perlight to the old
ones.
And tip the yOung'ns wink.
Well, that done well 'nOugh for week
or two,
But it wasn't payin' me.
And | begun TO hunt, some other place,
TO make 'em let me he.
Tue 4 u iOoh
at it,
The palmer | could see
That sellin' whisky wasn't just the thing
Fora strong chap like me.
| amt soppy. or nOthin' of thet sort,
But some how or another
When I'd listen to their pleadin' and
prayin',
I,d tbinC Of my mother
And-well, I'm rough, and pretty old
in sin.
And amt wise nor smart,
And don't go much on the sympathetic,
But then I've got a heart.
And so | caved-qnit square on the spot;
| couldn'ts stand the storm:
And now, since Pm out, and none the
worse off,
I'm dead bent on reform.
No, sir, gentlemen, you don't know how
it MAS.
For YOU wasn't there 70 see,
And I'll bet big money every one of yOu
Would Il done just like me.
MiDDLErOwN, o., March ,, 1874.
Gallipolis journal. [volume] (Gallipolis, Ohio) 1837-1919, 1874-03-12
HA novel dining table is now i

EH novel ulnlnS baDle Is now W
use in one of the palaces of the
Emperor of Russia. The table is
circular, and is placed on a weight
ed platform. At the touch of sign,
like a rub of Allsdin's lamp, down
goes the table through the floor, and
a new table, loaded with fresh dish
es and supplies, rises in its place.
But this is not all; each plate stands
on a weighted disk, the table-cloth
being cut with circular openings,
one for each plate. If guest de.
sires a change of plate he touch
es a signal at his side, when pres
to, his plate disappears and an
other rises. These mechanical din
ing tables render the presence
of servants quite superduous.
In this country. at the Oneida Com
munity, they employ dinner tables
having the central part to revolye.
Here the goblets, spoons, tea and
coffee, castors, pitchers, and other
necessary articles of table furniture,
are placed; revolving the center
piece, the sitter brings before him
whatever article may be desired
without the Intervention of q specia
waiter. The Russians are evidently
10 advance of the Yankees in respec
to dining tables.
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DanberrieS.
From the Danbury New

FIOui lht bstiOuig News"
A pet cat in q Danbury family,
which is afflicted with a severe cough
and which has experienced no relief
from the many remedies given her
was on Friday shipped to Colorado.
where, it is the hope of her friends,
the pure air will work q complete
cure.
One of the funniest advertising
cuts we ever ssw is in the Journal
of the Exposition. 1t represents 3
man sitting at table on which is q
rooster, and gazing at the bird IS
though wondering where the relation
between the two comes in. according
to Darwin. The advertisement is
that of q taxidermist.
An Ohio ruralist having amsssed
little money went to New York the
other day to take sail for Europe.
His friend whom he consulted sug-
gested that he would take cabin, Of
course. "Not by blasted lot" he
shouted, with unexpected vehemence.
ave cabined it all my life, and I'm
bound to have the best now, by
hokey!'
A philosophical Danbury clerk,
being out of job, took up with sn
offer from a farmer, on Thursday.
The first night on the farm be slept
ao sonndlv that the call before day
light, with subsequent rspplngs son on
his door, failed to arouse pm. Aooos
10 o'clock he came lounging down
ssrcssticslly sss eDquired: Wont Jon
have q glass of winsH" "No, thank
CON" Sss the yswning reply; II
never take anything so early IN the
dsy." The sgrieulturiat tainted,
y