, 1874-12-27
PERSONAL,

PERSONAL.
J.W Bailey, near BlakeEburg, recently killed
golden esge, and boasts OF it.
According 10 Punch, Gladstone has abandoned
the works OF Homer for those OF Pope.
The Bishop Of Galway directs his clergy to
gran: absolr::on to nobody who sells liquor On
s1rlay.
In Ensl,s,, nobensn ls said to run variety
theatre at p,aver. This would be elevat;ng the
stage, II j: vcze not fabrication.
Bismarck protests against sardou's padded cell
eGus;oa, LA Haine-" II it resembles IL 'Oncle
Ea-," common sense will side with Bismarck.
Omaha scnool-teachers devote an hour day
10 instructica in the habits and Customs OF the
gressnc2pez-
A:2jcr JohrEton, of Cincinnati, fnda no trouble
u Riding 1l2 city Of gamblers. Mayor Colyin
nor,sia.t either, but he doesn't want to try.
John 5u'1 i, go jealous Of our reception OF the
kius Of Ea1ai that the Sultan OF Zanzibar is to
Dc clesned r2 and clothed for visit to En-
fi.nd.
Lvnch-law IS working frightful havoc IN Ken
tcca: hones. All the children are trying to
hang one a,o:her, and spanking has proved
hope.essly intellectual.
At 9 e;yil-scrvce examination at Washington
= lazy vheo asked what clerical experience she
had had, replied: "Yery little, IS I only joined
the Chul ch last week.
The 0t=o,, I newspaper published ut Agsam,
in Croatia, gi7es the occupations we'll as
naI.es CT de:oasod persons. These may be called
Interesting Oozor7ations-
E:,.ler'e mother designed him for the ministry
}.t1a~ 81 4rr NM EaalTahFhH ~ uon1 hora
wrought havoc in Hades- We have Scriptural
warrant for supposing SO.
II Potter Palmer and Col. Fred D. Grant
would sao the Chicago Times for libel, they
would be doing an unpleasant duty, but duty
nevcr.hcless.-Indepe7.de1u
E. G. Da:ao, sa1oon-keeper of Fort Dodge,
L., has LeeI sued for $4,000 by the wife Of
dec1azed incbriate. Ex-senator Harlan vas
o:cs eli cuit-Eder under him.
Louisville. relying entirely upon the intelligen.
irry, no 1ouger resorts to mob Inv. This Is why
Tie ringers Of aucdon-bel1s go unhung. But
there is G Hereafter. -Courier-Jou
Weston, tie pedestrian, sues T1lkes' Spirit
Tor calling him fraud. Tho reason be has
walked oil OF his ear is that be will be able to
tsto longer steps and make better time.
Andrew Bites, Of Hanover, Mass., captured
1000 sEuaks this year, and, as the skins brought
hin 218 dozen he doesn't caro- how much peo-
pie turn up their noses 1t him. Courier-.7our-
70.
"1c.h. tLir, if you Won't eat me-" was the
trembling reply of chubby little boy whom
Eing Ka]ot:ua took up in his arms and asked
tc1 kise, in the corridor Of San Francisco
hotel
ASt, Loris policeman arrested two Cinnamon
ior gambling. He Looked through the shutters
It'd saw them shaking something 10 brass bot
lie. Tae poor heathens were only mixing pre-
e1iution.
Speaker Blaine, observing that (pardon the
: Pe1Eesual mention OF his narno) Kalakaua did
lot know what to do with his hands st reception,
uadlc shook them and kept the King from look
ns awkward.
Dean st:nley's wife is personal friend Of
eceep Victoria He came nearly being the hus-
band OF queen-of song, for he had sneak
as attachment for jenny Lind, which the can
atr1ce rec:procated-
An aIs,- OF delicate nature prevented Bret
Harta's going to Oregon, Ill, to lecture. Not
9ecause lie would rather bear the i'll he had, but
secsuRe he wanted to see how it looked after be-
ng dressed and Graded
S"A VI OAuAe! ". +1tsA8td4 " Iaak Aouk@
headow, Mass, tried to clean-out the teachers
Nthe gsammar-schoo1, and as he failed his
asaer threatened to teach the young idea to
Noot iLa School-Board-
ban Batter has been called good many hard
os2esla the course Of his career, but it was re-
.ei7ea for 7 Drvch, New York Welsh paper,
srp'T to him the willing epithet Of "gmd- |
aaasosoad Cad Butler"
eonebody told St. Louis man Is years ago |
ssa ssa tha population OF Chicago wss under 40o.-
w. The rumor has just become generally |
Known, and s15 pages have been torn ont Of the |
a'est St. Louis directory.
.eleadeoning has preached his first Sermon |
luce his arrest, and the honse was Of course, |
asinad- His text was, '*Cast thy burden on
ae Lord, "a recommendation be seems to bare |
"aoTed cut rather too literally.
1hsTe vas curious lawsuit at State Centre |
H. the other day. Mr.. Snider had a Mr. Mitten |
I'e':ed for putting crooked pin in his seat in
.aaEch; and the examination bafora the nagis-
Aa'e Tas held with closed ioorz.
IL Judd Of Springfield, 3lass., carried |
.a'osste Of potassium in his yest pocket And /
.een the explosion ceased Ar. Judd WAS there,
w .ss he looked as though he had just come of
~e stage In "Tte Black Crook"
Inc Indianapolis Ne,cs publishes this singular
s4eanon: "Nhy Was Councilman Tuiuame. who |
.aa 1he or1nk-work on the No. 6 Engine-House,
4ponsed By the Mayor one Of the Committee
~a Examination and Reception7"