The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-12-17

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againf" ssked 90 of ~ now3y 9.
rived. .Och!n said - ftieud. ssuso
en- il you pst in to-dsy yos - 1ssU
i ont to-norrow by seiviae . fsEs-
nights NOTICE"
When : Peoris youth soss % s,6Fk
. girl he finds the old 1sdy IN -
corner OF the room, the old msa u
another, and . dor under ths nsIo-
deon, and be is required 70 speak up
like IN orator.
On beesch Of psoaiss tsial i New
Hampshire The lovss wss shown -
have wntssa . letter coataiaiag fAy.
ssven pages of note paper - 10 -.
cinea, and the jury cleared him - ~
ground that he was .sithss insane q
idiotic. ya
An Illinois farmer offered his hsad-
some daughter . COW fee every Sun-
day night she would d without !
besu, and how many cows Do yoa
suppose she earned il . year. Fly
two: No, bob; she cowdnt 80 Il
It must be consoling to the aagslic
murderers, - they snuggls up in
Abraham's bosom, to shake their
heads solemnly at the poor wretchss
they killed, when they send up fioa
hell howl for drop Of water.
An experisnced tsscher ssys ths4
it 10 impossible for Sunday ssAool
scholar, with . boil, to satisfactorily
fastcn his mind down even upon the
simplest exposition Of the scheme of
salvation.
A Lowell-mill girl the other day
said to . director who wished her -
consent TO . reduction Of wagss: *6s-
fore I'd do il, I'd see yoa and your
whole graspin' set in To-p6i-st,
umpin'thunder st three cents . chap
sLight trowsers should be wcen
only in the morning" says . fashioa
exchange, sand dark trovssrs 6oe
ssmi-dress." Things have lately bssa
getting SO mixed, that We nay b
pardoned for inquiring whsthsr this
item refers to male Or female appar.
el.
Singular to relate, IN old sausage
grinder, . pair Of hinges, . cracked
gridiron, and . half dosen pieces Of
scrap iron were found in the center
Of cotton bale ct Macon the othss
day. The articles are supposed 70
have accidentally dropped out Of tho
vest pocket Of sone darksy while en-
gagged in packing the bale.
@As my wife ct the window e.
beautiful day stood watching ma
with . monkey, . cart come along
with . broth Of . boy, vho was div.
ing . stout little donkey. To ny
wife then / spoke, BY way q . johs,
There's relstioo Of yours in that
To which she replied, when
the dSahey she. spaed, AZ yesI.a =.
lasion By Marriage
Poor young thing! She tsiatsl
away u the vash-tnb, and her pratt
ty nose went ker -slop into the soap-
suds. Some said it WAS ovcr-woek,
Others, however, whispered that her
beau had peeped over the back 6enos
and called out: @Hsllo. there, Bird.
got, is Miss Alice at homer
A young lady q home from board.
ing school for The holidays was sSksd
il she would have roast besk, when
she replied, "No, l thsak you; gss-
trooomical safety sdmonishes ~
that Ihave arrived st the ultimate
stage Of deglatition consistent with
distetic integrity The young lsdy
was ne sc. asked'if' she would have
anything ever again.
As an instance Of some Of the ~
garies Of Partisan life, tho following
advertisement from paper Of tha1
city il rather suggestive. "A yeuag
man of agreeable presence, and do
sirous Of getting married, would like
to make the acquaintance of n agsd
and experienced gsntlemaa Who
could dissuade him from taking the
fatal step."
The young lady who whistles Do.
fends herself in the CAsisti0n ds
Work, as follows: "Let NO ono. deny
me the privilege of whistling when
sitting alone at my sewing machine.
II I am compelled 70 walk the streets
alone at night, I never fear danger st
IN appro.chiag foolstsp il il : a.
oompanied with the music Of whist
ling. do not believe person on
whistle who is intent On evil"
A sesdy looking chap, having o. .
straw hat and : very thin cost, wss
mesndering the streets yesterday ,aad
wherever he saw . benevolent look.
ing face be approached the owner
and remarked IN . very smooth tone:
aMy dear sir, circsnstances ovsr
which I have no ccutrol compel -
to request the loan Of ten cents for
shout an hour" The losns he eject
d wouldn't buy . hair pik
Here 10 . new eansg vssy- popalae
il. the country juss sov "A yeung
nan takes q chestnut, esAs rosad ~
hull with . sharp ksils,asa TN 49,
ions-half Of ths chestnut u - osa1hy
md . pretty girl the o4Asr Aalfia ~
mouth, and they pull ana ~ ~
comes off," There slay - qafdss
methods Of hulling ohsstss1A -
none more soothing - shs fsaanos e
the young folks; and they doat est