The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-07-30
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/ SUNDAY. SCHOOL teacheE-ssA Anna, what
must one do in order 70 be forgiven =
Anna He must sin
THE startling deosaraticn is made BY
an English writer that the whole civil
lied world, AZ regarded in a mass, Is liv-
ing beyond its means"
THR latest joke about . sTupper's
Proverbial Philosophy is that Il has
been dramatized By Mr.. Dion Bouci-
cault Tor the Queens Theaser.
AT 9 o'clock at night, when ron see
/ the big dipper with the handle toward
! vou. and the tail Of the cemet in the
| bowl, il is about time 90 take drink.
IT is painful to hear an ungodly man
remark during the heated term thai
"it's as hot as ginger " when everybody
/ knows that he means something else.
Sam Young America to his papa ::
g Pa, be you Britisher Yes,
my son, / was born in England" j"
We'll, We whipped you, retorted the
| youngster.
THn Austrian expedition which sailed
/ for the Polar seas two years ago has not
been heard frcm since, and the scien-
tic people are turning themselves into
interrogation points.
/" YEs, sir, said q Michigan Fourth
Of July orator, " Putnam went right
into the VOLTS den, dragged her ont.
and the independence Of America vas
secured.
TIE Virginia youth who wouldn't
enter college because the faculty
wouldn't let him bring his three coach
dogs along, struck strong blow at tho
very roots of despotiam.
FRoM every grain growing county IN
California there is now demand for
labor, and on thousands Of fields the
grain viii have TO be allowed TO stand
until hands can b. procured to cut it.
AN eastern paper contained no edito-
rial and only one local item for four
days, on account of repairs &c the Office.
The - repairs" consisted Of putting a
lock on q door and washing the VIM
dows.
IT is proposed to plant the San Jos-
quin valley, CAL, with the eucalyptus
or blue gum trees. For a length Of two
hundred nailes. and with width vary
ing from forty to Rfty miles, the bottom
is level and almost treeless.
CIRCUMSTANCES alter cases. For in
stance. when a NiTginian arose IN
church and said I: Here's s hundred
dollar bill for the old hoss behind the
pulpit r. no one thought Of having him
put out.
WHEN you see g young fellow strike
a match TO light his cigar, and then re-
store the unconsumed fragment 70 his
vest pocket, accept II rs a sign that he
has been reading some good book on the
necessity OF economy for young men
about to marry.
The amount of gRbble performed by
a parior crowd on wet day at the sea-
side is said to be perfectly appalling.
1.-THE women, God bless them, Is not
exactly the expression of dyspeptio
guests at the hotels who are forced 20
listen to the din.
LITTLE Penelope Marrowfat is a child
who is keenly alive to what is going on
about her. Wiping the mOlasses
from her mouth, at the breakfast table,
the other morning. she sweetly said
If I should ever die Of bydrophobia,
papa, you won't let EN- cut outmy livess
win you r.
The acme Ass been reached in the
pathos of titles by a music publisher,
who has produced q touching piece of
msw-sick under the pathetic name Of
% Mother Bring Ny Little Kitten. q"
We propose getting out q companion
piece. Daddy, Have you Drowned
the Puppies ,"
MY spirits is crushed, Jane, cruah-
ed, sobbed Mrs. Marrow st to Mrs.
Quoggs. "That lovely bowquette--
you remembsr-which it was ], Mar
gerry Marrowfat, as sent it to Mrs.
5pliven's funeral. Well, the card got
lost, and nobody k owed as who it
came from" And here her great an
guish stopped over afresh.
There Is another big streak OF light
in the South Carolina mirk. In spite
of all the thieving and rowing and or
ganized anarchy, the number Of schools
in the state ran mp within four years
from 634 to 1919, aud Of schosl-chiidren
from SO, 900 to nearly "a, 600. There II
encouragement in these figures, aud
hope.
A NAN in lows, according 70 The Bur
lington Hawkeye, died recently who
has taken his county paper for twelve
years withost paying for it. Upon the
day of his burial the kind-hearted, fer
giving editor called 10 see him for the
last time, and ssnffed linen dusteE and
a couple Of palm leaf bats ias eofhu.
He was preparing him for warmer cii-
mate.
MOUNT ARAFAT has been sneroached
upon by journalistic enterprise, ard
Y
been established by the American pil-
gFims at the very foot Of the mountain.
The paper contains some local topics,
quotes the price Of girls as wives IN the
Armenian villages, varying froIa = 70
GIG, and discusses the peasant notion
that the world rests on q large OK which,
being irritated by q fly, tossea IS head
aud thus causes earthquakes.
nsrpFrnv NFyrz - Have Won a letter
for Bridget Murphy7" i" I" No. . said the
Danbury postmaster, the other after
noon. ''Or for Kate Marpby !" No.
"Or Patrick Murphy 4" NC" "of
Michael Murphy7S "No.1 sOr
Teddy Murphy Il" aFo." "Or Tim
Marphy p 81 No no letters hers for
anybody named Murphy. . That
post-ofIice { f" exclaimed Mrs. Murphy
taking her leave. And, " wonder
cogi5ated the postmaster, IS he noted
her heavy-heerted departure.
QUEEN VICTORIA, not content with
dressing very plainly herself (and even
shabbily ct timesl, and with reprassing
part Of The ladies of the royal family,
is in the habit Of snubbing those ladies'
Of the court who iRdulge in what
her majesty is pleased % consider sn
over-dressiness % style. ] Eish she
wauld get the English danes and dam
seIs 70 have their evening dresses made
4 little higher In the corsaEe. i ara
told that she bad taste IN dress Of the
Duchess Of Edingburgh is scmsthing
fearful 70 contemplate. Hss latest IN
novation IN that line consists in appear
ing Ht the opera in large Iace-capf
plentifulfy bedizened with bows and
flowers. which novel head-dreas causes
her ROYAL and imperial highness 10 look
more Ike 3 middle aRed dowagar than
5 blooming bride.--LRcy Hooper fsi
Phil. Press.
THE Virgins City EnseFpriss says
ss As the o'clock train left town lest
night, the inevitable last man made
his appearance a. the corner ol Union
and o. streets. BE had no mere than
marked the train moving away. and got
his mouth into swearing shape. before
both heels few, and hS took a seat upon
the cold. cold grouna, With such esa-