The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-01-17
EVE-ANGELIcAL CORNER.

An imaginary quantity lady's age.
Delightful "Patrons of Husbandry''--
Female match-makers
Madame de Stael wrote that Glove was
the entire history of a woman
1t is reported that Laura D. Fair has
married lawyer in San Francisco.
George Augustus Sala is to go to Russia
to write up the royal marriage for London
paper.
Brigham Young has ordered his mission
aries in Europe to send no females over 20
years of age.
A young Irishman told sweet Cork girl
that the following was photography: gu r
BUT, LN.''
Vassar instructress-Miss A., give an ex-
ample of a doubtful affirmative. Miss A.
Gnnocentlyl-Ask papa-Harcard Adco-
cate
Henry Clews' marriage to Miss Worthing-
ton, ncice of the Secretary of War, is an
nounced to take place before the close ofthe
season.
Young lady, Tuesday night at the post
office: eff don't get letter by this mail
| want to know what he was doing Sunday,
tLat'sal''
The Cincinnati Enquirer dclicately an
nounces that Mrs. Emi B. Swank, wife of a
cancer quack, is straddling over the State
bowling for rights.
|
"Good-bye, you old scolding, red headed
heathen," wrote Dubuque man to his
wife the last thing before suiciding. She
says she'd like to have got hold of him for
about one minute.
| Prof. Agassiz was twice married, his
second wife being Miss Lizzie Cary, daugh-
ter of Mr. T. G. Cary. He had three
children, Alexander Agassiz Ida (Mrs.
Higginson,) and Pauline (N[rs. Shawl
g Your future husband seems to be very
exacting; he has been stipulating for all
sorts of things" said mother to daughter
who was on the point of being married.
"Neyer mind, mamma, - said the affection
ate girl; these are his last wishes
"MJor' Pauline Cushman was married
| some time ago, at San Francisco, to Mr..
August Fitchner, Russian who is engaged
in the wine business in Sonoma county.
She delivers lectures occasionally for pastime,
having done so at Sacramento and Santa
Cruz.
A lisping mother, who had presented her
infant at the baptismal front for christening
on being asked by the clergyman, "What
name" ?" responded in whisper, "Lucy,
sir" when, to the horror of the whole con-
nothsi, he ee, Gs ef The
Gertrude How, of Flint River, North
Carolina, has sued her lover for breach of
promise, and claims s21, 900, 600 damages
We have taken considerable pride in putting
this item before the public, and now for our
sake we hope she won't go and settle the
suit for q bob-tailed dog and six bushels Of
beans, as an Iowa woman did. 58z
President Mott, in his wise old age, once
took newly-married pair aside, and said
81 want to give you this advice, my child
rem. Don't try to be happy. Happiness
is shy nymph, and if you chase her, You
will never catch her. But just go quietly
on and do your duty and she will come to
YOU
A wife wanted her husband to sympathize
with herin feminine quarrel, but he refused
saying: GIVE lived long enough to learn
that one woman is just as good as another,
if not BETTER And IT, retorted the
: exasperated wife, :" have lived long enough
to learn that one man is just as bad as
: anot-er, if not worse"
"Miss Mowry, a half-breed, of Bay City,
Mich, has fallen heir to a property at
Pittsburgh, Pa, worth about So, 900, ,000."
! Why will people use the word fallen in
such cases as that? So far from experience
} ing anything likes sense of falling, we'll be
! bound that that girl feels precisely as if she
! had gone up fifteen miles in a balloon and
had gotten astraddle of q rainbow.
John Paul. C. II. Webb, the versatile
correspondent of the Springfield Republican,,
says: "Amid all the safeguards of the
domestic hearth, about which SO much has
been written. know Of none quite SO sure
as to marry an ugly woman. One can then
bind his brow with the sweet garlands of
peaceful security and leave his wife behind
him for two or three days, with the serene
q confidence which Christian feels in four
t aees.n Considerable truth in his remarks.