The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-07
SAYINGS AND DOINGs.

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TwoHzGDs are better than one-espeo-
tally in barrel.
Bun1ARD BA1rs exercise christian
principles when they return 3 kiss
for blow.
wRrrEHs trouble themselves to au-
pfify what their readers trouble them
selves to abridge.
A DANBURY man has brought ont , new
vermifuge with the significant name OF
:. The Early Bird"
ApvooArEs If fogging in school assert
that youth cannot be properly educated
without stern discipline.
A GEORGIA paper promises 70 publish
" thrilling cereal. Its readers Wl4l
probably make az cat OF IT.
UsE what talent you possess. The
woods would be very silent II no birds
sang there bat those who sang best
A NAN writing poetieally Of the
weather SAYS THE backbone OF win
ter is broken. but its tail wess yet oooa-
sionally."
Ira stick of wood is too long for the
stove. SAYS Danbury, kick it a few tiraes
with yorr heel. Then take il out and
saw it on
A coafrkx4 has been formed at Rome
to establish 3 railway from the baee of
Vesuvius 10 the crater, 70 be worked by
steam and ropes.
Trr Official report of the Langley
cotton mills, of Augusta, Ca, for 1873,
shows a profit Of Si12, 900 on an invested
capital OF S4oo, 900.
AN Iowa paper wants ali its exchanges
to warn women to jump into O. elk
when they discover that their clothing
is ON FIRE. jump, ladies. jump
CERTAINLY work is not always re-
uuired of a man. There IS such . thing
as a sacred idleness-the cultivation Of
which is now fearfully neglected.
Macdonald.
An Tllinoisian wrote to Horace Greeley
several times asking him what was good
for catarrh. and finally Horace got out
of patience and replied: "Chop your
id head OF. B"
MrLwAuKEE thought she had case
wherein a Young girl died of a broken
heart, bat it turned out that her corset
strings we're too tight, and one stroke OF
q jack knife revived hSr.
"OoH 7" said iove-siek Hibernian,
g what recreation it IS to be dying OF
love It sets the heart aching SO deli
cately there's no taking wink OF sleep
for the pleasure of the PAIN
TIE French Assembly is considering
a law providing that every newborn
child shall have its name and the date OF
its birth tattooed on its arm. The object
is to facilitate Identification.
A PARIs1ArS musical dictionary defines
a shout TO be can unpleasant noise, pro-
duced by overstraining the throat, for
which great singers are well paid, and
small children well punished.
An APOLOGY
Too late stayod--forgive the crime
Unheeded dew the hours,
For noiseless falls the foot Of time
That only treads on flowers
Ahl who with clear account remarks
The sbbing OF his glass,
When all the sands are diamond SPARKS
That dazzle as they pass
Or who to sober measurements
Times happy swistnesa brings,
When birds OF paradise have lent
The plumAge Of their wingsP
WRRH we to take as much pains 10 be
what we ought to be rs we do 10 dis
gu;ss hat We really are, we might ep-
near like ourselves, without being at
the trouble of any disguise at ALL
ROchefoaicauld.
POVERTY is very terrible to you, and
kills the soul in You sometimes but it
is the north wind that lEshes men into
vikings It is not the soft, luscious
sonth wind that luIls them to lotus
dreams.
No man finds In 8 woman's soul the
revelation of q rarer self, receiving 1t
into his heart as the incentive towards q
better life, who ever loses Il wholly, OF
who ever forgets the gentle face that
was its visible type.
PEACE is preserved in household in
Fikader. Ia, by long witty raw-hido
hung M in the bedroom of the juvenile
portion of the family, bearing upon It's
handle the legend Boys, please bs
kind to your mother"
A NAN at Bridgeport, Conn.,, has
named his two eanaries "Wheeler" and
ssWiison." /" beca6se neither of them ls
=" Singer" The only historical parallel
for this case is offered by the old farmer
who called his rooster Robinsons SecsusS
Robinson CrusOe.
OsTr of the most melancholy things
in the world Is the enormous power Tor
sviI of the dead ever the living. There
"a hardly q great painter, or writer or
man who had achieved greatness IN any
direction. whose name has not been
used to repress rising geniua.-ifa"'-
merton.
ONE may live as 4 conquerers or =
king, or a magistrate, bat he must ole
a man. The bed Of death brings eyeEy
human being to his pure individuality,
20 tbe intense contemplation Of th4
deepest and most solemn OF All relations
the relation between the creature sAA
his Creator. - Webster.
Thar Bald Mountain shske-up IL al
old ib after all Thomas JEFFERSON, 10
his - Notes on Virginia, remarks IL
is claimed that there was prior aeclS
alton Of fndependence IN North OafelitiA5
. stateu,ent having about as much toun-
daiion "a the report that volcano e11so
In the mountains Of the same state.
ssNorarSe." said an impatient hns-
ka,,5 tsroroi1da me 80 much Of Balaam
s,.S bis asa-.s tsfo worasz ssoPfsinG IN
church and obstruciinS tne way @ 20 IN
dEige in their everlasting talk but
you forget, my dear, returned tne we
meekly. ssthat il was the angel Who
stonned the wav. and Balaem and his
ass who complained Of 1t.
WINE . youthful couple were being
Joined in yedIock In in tice's court, u
New York. recently, the damsel rather
astonished 3 number Of spectators BY
suddenly breaking out with, : want 70
know whether we are goingto keep house
or board, before going into this thing.
The Judge ruled the question out OF or
der. and the ceremony proceeded.
TIE average Burlington Ga. saloon
IrseT,ar raust be bad. indeed A learned
divine ia that city recently addressed
one of them as follows; Wretched
man II the bed Of that river was
bank-hiah with the suds OF salvation,
and a June rise Of Piety coming down
from the mountains, there wouldnt be
enoughsto wash your feet
AS oxa result Of the recsnt .explora-
sious Of Mr.. Gosse and his party IN
western Australia, We learn that they
heve discovered huge monolith ], 100
feet high, and six or Eevssp miles in
<irth ct its base, aad the interest in the
discovery Is heightened BY the fact that