davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
LABOR.
THE EXPERIENCE OF A yoMAN.

80 q p q 3#B5EBttE
From the Chicago Tribune.
SrR: Under the heading "Tbe Labor
Question" Tread in last Sundays Tri6-
me some statements which astunish me
very much. That any sober, industrious,
healthy mechanic should work all his
life at his trade, until his hair becomes
gray with age, and have netting to show
for his time, is something that I Cam &
understand and inc country like this too,
81 here labor is well remunerated And
that any Christian mother should be GLAD
to part from hel of4prisz. from fear OF
not aOeing able to provide for them, with
asgood, kind husband to help tier, is to
nae still more strange and uLsccouutabls
| do not speak from ignorance Of the
struggle of life; for know too we'll whst
it is to struggle clone, end will givs my
experienco,n con rast to the one referred
| To. *"+f 'sf ts~'~
At the death Of my husband I was LETT
with four children 10 provide for,-the
eldest G, tho youngest just yesr DID,.
and, Y hen all my dAbts were paid, there
was $50 piece for the mother ard chill
| dren. | had no trade to turn to, bat
did net desprir, and would have csnsid :
cred the death Of any OF my little ones
the greatest calamity that could have
hefn.len me. Arelative fsred to adopt
my second child; but declined to part
With him,-belleving that God woul d
help me to keep them al together; and
He did help me. 10 s,x .s5 aaa.s
It is true indeed that we were some
times reduced to great strats;hut ] thank
tsy Heavenly Father that, my children
/ never were in want q q meal of vituals,
and were never without home; for still
kept house, and paid rent, | educated my
children, and put them to work as soon
as they were able to te, useful; and, when
my eldest boy lirst went to work, tnd
earned So week, I thought [ WIS rich
indeed. never applied for relief to an J
society. We attended church in city
of Is ,00e inhabitants, and lid not ask TO
have the Gospel preached TO us for Moth
ing, for we paiQ for the pew. we sat in.
i What could do I did with a will, and
found all I came to deal with kind and
indulgent; and, with gratitude / say it,
in all my dealt gs with the outside world
they always gave me the best OF The bar
I gain. I was often obliged t., borrow
money firm time to Time. but was never
pin ched to pay until was able. In this
way succeeded in raising my childres,
and giving them good trades; and, on
I the day tnat my youngest son ended his
aprenticeship,he had $500 10 bank, saved
during his four years service.
!, MRS Isle.
,-.. 1875 $50. f-...er FL
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
EDWARD EyERaTr'Ss IDEA OF h
s.. aa GOOD EDUCATION

&
To rea6 the Euglishslsngliage well. 80
write with dispatch q nesss 1eglDle hand,
and he master OF the ffst t3.t2ur rules Of
arithmetic, SO as. To dispose of at once'
with accuracy, every qaestlon of figures
which comes up in practice-I call this
good education. Aud If y'a add he
ability I'll write pure grammatical Eas
gllsh, Irtgard it ne an excellent eluca-~
ton. These are the toole. You can 10
much with them, but you are he pless
without them. They are foundations
and unless ynu begin.with these all your
ht*hy attainments,a little geology, and all
other ologIes and osophiesl ale ostenta--
u0us rlo0.sh. .,t.a.t,st g ganl
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
LARGE SALE OF CHEESE
From the waukegan IN Gaxsti

From the Waukegan (Tn Gazette.
On Tuesday of last week. Mr.. L. M
Brown, of Aux Plain, proprietor of the
cheese factories In that vicinity, sold for
his patrons, TO Messrs. Smith & Tn 'erhill.
of New York city, between $4,000 and
100000 poundssof cheese at thrteen cents
per pound This Id saidto be the largest
salc ever made in Chicago. The cheese
was all made during May, June, and July.
those made later having been disposed Of
10 smaller lots during the season. II 10
understood that the whole lot isto shipp-
cd direct to Liverpool. .gegTt
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
LEGISLATIVE.

MONDAY, MARCH 2r--SENAIE. - Bills
were passed TO de fine the mraa,ng of the
r. vlsed stat uies entitled of xecunons end
proceedings supplementary thereto;" tn
amend the revised statutes entitled Of &C
toss and writs ST ono soarranto. Bills
were cdhcnrred in 10 establish ferry
scf"as S.. Crois river; ~ proyis. fer The
Purchase 81 $50 of Wubster's Unabridged
Dictionaries, and TO amend an ect IN r..
lati"n to common schools. The bill 10
ebabes he numher of days in the schos
mouth was refused a third reading.
EVENING Session. - Responsiveness
were presented against the repeal Of the
Graham law aud ,nme amendments were
adopted 10 the license bill known as the
GrhAam DILL. -5l @-f
ASSEMBLY Mr.. McCaui moved ha1
tie bin known as he Potter BILL" which
pna.ed the Senate, relstive TO Railsoa,
G mE IS ionsls, &C., be recalled from til.
RI road committee, and be placed in TIL.
t genera fIe--carried, 80 g., %.
Dir. McCau' moved Il, reecnsider ID.
va'e on Senate bill Ne. rs, relating I,
damages sustained by railroad employees
TAe consideration of The matter was post.
pOred till Tomorrow. "'"
S4vera Senate bills were passed: Alsr
. large number of Assembly bills mostly
Local
EVENING SESSION was spent in d sous
gng the bill fixing the rate of insurance
IcomDanies
TUESDAY MARCH 3--SENATE. A bill
was pass.d 10 au, horfze the increase q,
decrease OF directors Of inco,psI atsd as
sociatiens and companies. The Vogl.
bill was coucursed in.
EVENING. The bill to sppsiate to tn,
Institute Tor the Education Of the Dea
and Dumb $4,000 for current expense,
during the year was concurrcd in.
AssgMBLY--MoRNINa SRsgToN was de-
voted 10 be discussion OF Senate bill pro
vidiug for the appointment of Railroad
commissioners known as the "Potter bill ;
| EVENING The bin in relation to th.
taxation OF insurance companies was or
dered engrcssed for third reading: th.
Senate resolution for 1900 Legislative
Manuals was laid ON the table.
WEDNESDAY MARCH 4-SExArE-Th,
bill IN RELATION to railroads be ng ia,
special order, and q bill of the same M
ture being the srecial order il the AS
senbly, the Senate adjourned till,to.msr.
row nc 10 O'Clock. ~ .s1taas
AssEMBLY-A long discussion was had
op motion TO reconsider the vote BY
which the bilt@ relating to damages I.
f"i'roaH employees was indefinitely post.
Yoned The motion TO reconsider wa.
'"st. Senate resolution providing for
1900 manuals, Tess arst 1874 pages Wa,
amended, providing hat tie price should
"'t exceed rs csHts per copy, and laid OF
the ta"c. Senate resolution in regard C
battle flags was adopted. -''..
EVENING Pie bill" To establish fai,
and uniform rates for Transport arion %,
! 'r,ignts by railroads being the We,
anff bill ~as ordersred to athird read :
'ng. = 'a isa 'Ed
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

II There 10 sOmethia g that touches the
heart in the last moments of o. dog that
died at Lsnsirgburg, N. Y, the other day.
stths' ageof twenty four years. The
old. fellow had hardly stirred j from his
rug for g me days; he rose stifly, crawled
with difficulty up stairs, visited every
room ia the house, seemed to bid last
farewell to all ufamiliarp objects, came
back TO bis masters f OF, and died with-
lout . struggle, Bssso,s JsAYSslaea tnst
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

90 ANDRE Manufa.turel Wholesale ara
tall DealerinCigars.s Plug Cat, Oh ing
andsmokina tobacco SnuG, Pipes sc, q scigars
are al mad from bestqnalitiea OF domestic and
imporfedtobacco. and soldtotl etrsde "a owest
cash rates Assoc constantly on land seme8n
ssersChanm pipes E)rdersproml slvflled Sase,,
ne y. Lyym.an's1puilding .cornerof HainandNae
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

The Viceroy of India assures the
British Government that all dangers
of starvation to the inhabitants of the
Of Patna have been provided
for al. There are still other dis
tricts. however. from which like en-
intelligence is not recsived,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
A DEsp1cABL1E FAToER.-zT "a

tner of Miss Mowbar,f Plttst)n, N
Y, is nice candidate for a visitation
of Divine Providence or human ven~-
geance. Enragad at her pers,stenb
purpose to marry a young man ne
didn't like, he beat her 80 terribly
that she had just strength TO reach
her SISTERS, where she met and mar
ried her lover. and t,lea went to his
mothers house and died ss
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
a SCI Nc q.

removed nis Barber olvpGo No. n MAIN 81
dool north O ] Thos. Engneb' + shop which
.nildiny en- orOag Tyre novated and ftted ny
In the hes D ossible manner. ano WHARF he WILDE
happy . o m ee hia old customers all horequn'
his services in the arttOBsorial .,s
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

IreHsEN y BEDEss N, Manufacturers ane
Reds Wattresgpa Upholstered Goods. Chamber
ana Parlor setr Re<'' made Coffine alwaye on
Kanosno' Tune 26. 1Et Fi3 "* 1y5
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

Ww WHITAKER a. 90. ~ nnfacturer, o
MkAl, .ard'e Patenl Seamlests kelps steam
ngires and boilers and all kinds az Machinery
Ala" sleigh shoes. Canldro, Kettles. sash Weights
d. Repairing done To order We have bongbi
Rom tnp gehoraI agent, = =. Drum. m" xtras he
~ngin9 10 the Screw Power Reaper and Mower
I'd will do repairs apon the same and afso upoI
ny machines now In
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

NS DOAN deSlttln Drs Goods staple and Fan
S~9a cy Goods. all kinds OF Clotht Ready wade
Clothing Gents Fun uishingG Hats and Jape,
&c. sc. Let it he remem hered thai we keep
0thing but frst.class gOOds and furtne3 | win
OF he undersod in this or any other western rity
KimLaII'G Block .MAfn al Kenosha. ir
wi
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
DIRE SSM .AKING.

Miss re-. lid. Rates. gcvt, Mr.. English
Harness Shop Msin Street is at al
times prepared SO tor work In
the Dress Making line. The strictest atten-
ion win be given 10 an orders. and in style
and finish every article will be first class.
Ladies are invited to call -
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

4 VERY STABLE.-Ben. Jewetl ispreparet to
Ia farnisL the best Horses and Carriage foI
bus,ness or pleasure, on the shortest notice
Hfarse atalltimcs ready to attenG funerals ltf
5tableou MarketSg ,aearthe Pcsl Once
Eeuosha WisconsI
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

zOHNSON's BOOB STORE
- No 50 Main street. tall andcomplete
hssOrtmentof school Books, also Standa dand mis-.
sellaneous Books. Writing and Wallpaper Sheet
Muse "a varieusa rticlea Of thetrade
s. g. JOHNSON.
..tt t.f ig15
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

DlCEPAUq shaving Hair cutting AND
"A 3namp0oilg Saloon. one doors moth OF H.
Simmons store. Oldrazors sharpened ana repair
a Tmake Ladies and Children air-cuttiug 0
Deciaity Come and try me. VzS'4J1
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

tgAHNEN saoTaERs. No. Main 81. Kenosha
~I Merchant Taiors We keep constantly on
Aand we'll selected stock OF clotht. Gents Flu,
mrhfng Goods, Ready Made Clothing, Hats apG
Capa Of che latest styles Work done and goods
OH ~ cheap az ut any notwithstanding the
Gy. va lY10
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

A EAT MARKET MAIN Street. KenOsha W.,
W. ThechOicest efalI kinds of Mearh .SaltPorh
V0Fneo Beef. smoked lame Sausage &c. &S.
Onetanfly on hand. Pricesaiwayt reasonable
20 VIM. ENGLE d co.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

The Eecohd AdveRtisss who bava hees
waiting for several months an Terry ISL
aud, @, >, for the sound ofG sbriel's trum~
per, have, ell bus one. given 1t up and
q ne t!leir several WAYS. - s
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

~ YR0N A. DhKEK, 'Attsrnsy and Coune elor
Iv% Law, Rea Estate Agent and Juftict 9TH.
0eaCe COnveyancinp and Collection oil Claim
promptly attended TO on liberia lteNmt Once
u bSlps asqek, Cor o Main and Park sts.
Inn AIAl WisoORaln
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

REARNESs shOP.
EH Main Al 500 :: kenoshN,
The ubscriber would respcctEatlyin inform the pub
iicthathe kLgps constanglyon hand afullassolt'
Tnant O goods in his line, Harnesses saddles
SC mad TO order. also. ali kinds OF repairing
aoneon shortnoticeand atreasonabl crates.
THos. ENGLIsS
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

" q. NeA ring al the HarIi- House IN always
~ . prepared to supply guests with . nrrt-cla, s
meal. Farmers cemlnE to KeD"sha will find ever,
accommodation and also GOOD SIABLlNG foi
their horses. Also dealer In Foreign aud Dc.
meStic Wines and Liquors. Give him G Cali
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

<WARBLE WORKS. ea98t M
" E1UGGINS 81 WASHBURN
ssrA 81, KenOsha and R.cine. Wis .f
Monuments land GrsvestOne work executed II
be highest style ofthe art. 8trn 6ate 4Sa
Bf3 rWs eNy .lR. F. ROBERTS Agent
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

"A CKUStq, Blacksmith and Carriage Maker
Eys Jobwolk aOne TO order New BugR1ekand
Wagons Away ready for sale 4vH
KenoshR ts. ,"lsSei'H'
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12

nARs rCKlEAL anG CLARK, Office
EBat Dr. Clary's re,idence,. cerner9Ci Park ana
Chicago ST.. where d. .ary can be found day OF
Aivbg Or. GatChen's 4sidcnce at Oak Grove
9pnir4rtum. Family cases supplied and rs-hllec.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

An orator at a colored Democratic iolifca-
ton in opelika, Ala, illustrated the amount Of
plunder that "Rads" give their colored voters in
this story Sam and Jack went possum hunt
ing and caught alitue possum They put the
yarment on to cook Jack went to sleep and
Sam, smelling how good the little postum was
conceived The idea Of trying him a taste did
not suffice be by degrees ate the whole animal
Now he was troubled about Jack A bright
thought came lie creased Jacks mouth and
hands and hid the bones by his side When
JACK awoke he smclicd postum strong, but be
saw none 10 the pot Look yer, Sam whar dat
'Posaum '' "Go Of you eat him mp, Jack 60
Look 8 your hands and mouth, and SEQ dem
bones" 'Well Sam, ef ca, dat possum ne
fills lee space dau any possum cher seed r,--
"fes, they eat the possum grease the mouths
o. The poor negroes"
A Milwaukee editor complains that he ha,
been struggling with hismoustacheror two wears
and yet it now consists Of but nine hgas
What is it that goes up the hill and down
the BILL and set never moves The road
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11
Custom Department

We have superior set of workmen and guar
antee n good FL or sale Boots and Shoes
made as ordered. We pride ourselves on max
ing ladies Shoes and Caters
Nothing but the very best material used in our
custom work.
ShOemakerS. Attention.
WE always keep on hand large assert mept
OF good red and white sole leather, French and
American calf, red and white Linipgs Tonnino
SKIES, OF all colors, leather and cloth to5 Cal.
Ter uppers, aud Boot uppers, and everything
connected with shoemaking.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

An Alternative and Catbariic, or Tonic and
Parge combined, for diseases arising from bad
blood.
This preparation was established in 7sO and
has now been prepared in liquid form for more
than IL years. In January or February, $40
another party commenced 10 prepare a similar
article which is inferior to the genuine and
which should not be mistaken for ours Ask
for ''DR. FAHRyEY's BtooD CLEANSER or PANA-
CEA," and accept no others
The Trade Mark or label Of the oldest and gen.
uine, is printed in green on n yellow wrapper.
having also the signature Of p. Fahrney VI D.,
Chicago.
or p. FaLrneys Heqlh Messenger" gives
the history and uses Of the Blood CLEANsRR tes-
tmonials and other information, sent free Of
charge. Address
DIR. 7. FAHRNEYS, BROS. & CO,
Wayn<s5oro franklin County Pa.
Ask for Dr. =. gabrney's Blood Cleanser and
CLEANSE YOUR BLOOD.
Sold by wholesale and retail. dealers and by
GILKESON Il PATTIE,
Romncy, West Va.
Also, by J. W Baker, Bloomery-Cooper 4
Horn, Capon Brdge-Daniel Parish, Timber
Ridge, Frederick County, Ya.-Garvin & Bro,
high View-Bruce Gibson, Capon Springs and
Jericho, Hampshire county, West va. o.
Mcdonald, Capon Bridge-Sydnor Mcdonald,
Hanging Rock Cooper, Horn 4 Carter Pleasant
Dale, Hampshire county
THOS. II. j.. ELLIOTT,
7rageling Ageai
June 80, 1871.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

"A Western paper chronicles a marriage in
this suggestive syle: "The couple resolved them
selves into a committee of two, with power to
add to their number"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11
References.

kmoWing that he management Of this
association toW Ge conducted as represent
ed, we checrJuHy recommend tie same 10
the public:
James Leonard John Holford, John B. McDou-
gall, w II. Winn II. Tone, j. NJ. Cook. All.
dermen, City of Deuison, Texas.
Judge VIM. D. Kirk
J. Neyins, City Treasurer.
w. B. Boss, Lone Star Mills
Weekly Times, Denison
Il. 4. Fuller, Alamo Hotel
". GoldSoll il Co.. Merchants
VIM Hughes, Real Estate Broker.
First National Bank, Denison
Col. Frank Sclrader, Ex-Mayor
Daily Weekly News, Dsnisou.
Samuel A. Cook, Real Estate Broker.
Col. T. II. Warren, Real Estate Broker
Chas. +. Maurice, U. s Commissioner
Col. Samuel Brooks, Galveston, Texas.
JOS. Perry, Attorney NJ, X. & T. r. r.
Col. j.: w Shepherd, Alamo Hotel, Deuson
Gen. G. A Beul, U. s. Army, Fit Griffith, TIE xas
Merchants Planters Bank, Deuison.
5. G. Eddy, Division Sup't. NJ, K st. X. r.
Col. r. j. Strang, Q. NJ. U. S. a., JSenison, Texas
Goode, Siinnett Co.. Cotton Brokers, Denison.
f. D.. Chadick, Manager Cotton Compress Co.
Denson.
4 statement Of the Distribution aciH be
published and forwarded to ticket holders,
and all gDts 'oW be promptly paid AFTER
he distribution.
Good and Responsible Persons TAINTED
to 'vorh; for The interests Of his dissolution
Ez7- Liberal Commissi9ns -AHoued.
HOW TO REMIT TO US.
Moncg should be sent by Express or Jy
DrGtt, Post Office Money Order or Regis,
tc5cd Letter.
Ad8rcSS all Communications TO
ALPHEUS IL. COLLINS, Sec'y.,
DenisOn, Te.caS.
OctoJer 8, IS74,-3m.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

An etring husband, who had exhausted oil
explanations for late hours, and had no apology
ready, recently slipped into the house about one
o'clock very softly, denuded himself gently, and
began rocking the cradle by the bedside, as if he
had been awakened out Of n sound sleep by the
infantile cries. lie had rocked away for FIVE
minutes, when Mary Jane, who had silently OBJ
served the whole manGuvre said, Come to bed
you fool, you The baby amt there"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

-"My dear, do you know if your mamma Is
engaged p Little girl of the period Engaged :?
bless you, why she's married."
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

David says it was when he kept silence that
his bones waxed old. Gen. Butler should medi-
tate upon this
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

Mamma, where do the cows get the milk p
asked Willie looking up from the loaming pan
OF milk which he had been intently regarding,-
Where do you get your tears ?" was the an
swer After thoughtful silence he again broke
out; Mamma, do the cows have to be spanked?"
"A young lady of Sedgwick County, Kan
sas, advertises that she will give two hundred
dollars for young man who will love her in a.
kind and gentle manner.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

LII. u. walkers California Vim.
egar BifterS are purely Vegetable
preparation, made chiefly from the ma
tive herbs found on tho lower ranges Of
tie Sierra Nevada mountains of Caliior-
mia, the medicinal properties of which
are extracted thcrcfrom without the uso
of Alcohol. The question is almost
/, daily asked, "What is the cause of tho
unparalleled success of VINEGAR Brr-
TERS?" Our answer is, that they remove
the cause of disease, and the patient re-
covers his health. They are the great
blood purifier and q life giving principle,
n perfect Renovation and Invigorator
Of the system. Never before in the
history Of the world has n medicine been
compounded possessing the remarkable
qualities of VINEGAR BIrTERs in healing tho
sick Of every disease man is heir To. They
are gentle Purgativc as well as a TCnic.
relieving Congestion or Inflammation Of
the Liver and yisceral Organs in .ous
Diseases
The properties of DR.. WALKER'S
VINEGAR BITrERs are Aporient, Diaphoretio.
Carninative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic,
Sedative, Counter-Irritant Sudorific, Altera-
tive. and Anti Bilious
II. II. MCDONALD * co..
Druggists and Gen Aets- san Francisco California,
and cor of Washington and Charlton SITS. " V
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers.
GEIeful Thousands proclaim VIM
EGAR BITTERS the most wonderful In
vigorant that ever sustained tho sinking
system.
No Person can take these BitterS
according TO directions, and remain long
unwell, provided their bones are not dc
stroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and vital organs wasted beyond
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

Mice fatten slowly in church. They can
no more live on religion than an editor can on
news. Delinquents of the hteHigencer please
bear this in mind
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

The man who invents successful type-set-
ting machine will amass untold riches But it
will be an insignificant sum in comparison to
the wealth which will accrue to that individual
who discovers method by which baby may
be made to consume lis own cry.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

-"Change cars is what's city boot black said
to a countryman the other day when he had fin
ished backing one Of his brogans.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1874-12-11

-"What shall we do with our daughters ~
inquiries Mrs. Livermore, and Western editor
AN inhuman wretch-replies, "If they are like
their mothers-wear false hair, corsets and high
heeled shoes, powder and paiut-wring their
necks at once" f-h
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-04-07
sPEc1AL NOTICE.

.rr.r rrcYs Dyspepsia. Indigestion, and
less II anre:ite. when yea can. by using Df.
Henlrys celebrated Il Bitfrs, eject PERFECT
cure: they sre a pleasant sna invis"ra'lns
tcuic. snd endorsed and reco1Liatnaet. .! ou Jul
most eminent Physicians tss FER cer,iticaIe Oh,
,.ch bottle, fa- all complaints OF the iTer axe
Digcs;ive organs. As a family healciAe 'H' '
have no equal
1e' '' .achi3-3m
, 1874-04-16

L1On SALE MINNESOTA PINE LANDS - TWO
los on Ch!eaEn River. Sl4 eo Of paid up No. sock.
for exchange for city prhnorty At cash pces, Apply at
onco. Tii0S. b. HUNT, lid 1iadisou,st. S'
I1OR sA ALE-OR NxCHAE7K-6{O ACRES or GOOD
fnrm land In Iowa; asn 241 aosos Ia Wlsconsn, s In
Hmm b1. '-' -
, 1874-04-16
CLAIHVOYANTS,

NdADAME ROsH-TllIB C!tl.EHllATED LADY HAS
ilastHa.st SPpsss w Assdsmy q hlasle s a' 1s
lnyo or businpaa her sly nyaluah1p Io.nu.ss OWL
tntlnGnnos, gives hotter than any ans In
, 1874-04-16

ETnpluvment Agencies.
CITuhTlOfS SWANTED-FAA1LiEN IN WANT or
Yuod SGa ansitn9yan aud German hep b. supplied
vt Mrs. DuSklt'S Gttcs, " MtlMaukeo,ay.
ClTUATIONH WANTEll-QlaLS OF ANY NATION
slty aways In waiting for places tu oily aud country