Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1874-06-27

glass on the other, Is inc last tDlnS
out in Paris.
AS appropriate TO the season, o
Toledo woman muzzIed her hus-
band to keep him from kissing the
chambermaid.
For n young woman to begin to
pick lint off a young mans coat col
lar is said to be the first symptoms
that the young man is in peril.
A Wisconsin widow has buried
her eighth husband, and a subscrip-
ton is on foot to induce her 10 cs-
tablish her private cemetery in
some other State.
A Missouri man wheeled his wife,
who rs a cripple, three miles to see
a funeral. The poor lady said it
was the first days real enjoyment
she had seen for seven years.
A Vermont man II years old has
married a lady. of the age of IL
She calls him father, and loves to
sit upon his knee and make soap
locks over his temples.
| Milwaukee wisdom: when you
see a young couple, late at night
on the lake bank, chewing and BIZ
ting and eating each other, just lie:
'em alone. They are only fooling.
A beautiful incident of woman's
love has just occurred in Liverpool.
A woman, to shield her husband,
who was charged with removing
the end of her nose, swore that she
bit it off herself.
Kate Field says she is going on
the stage simply because her life is
too sedentary, and she needs exer-
else. She ought to get married.
Nothing develops woman's phys
ical energies so much as that.
While an Iowa school-ma,am was
applying the burch TO small boy
he bit a hole in her dress, chewed
her leg, poisoned it, modification
set in, amputation was necessary,
and now she goes around with a
cork leg.
A married girl in st. Paul, who
got entaDgled in the meshes of mat
rimony before she was old enough
to know what she was doing, has
applied for divorce on tho ground
OF desertion. She is IA, and her
husband left her after a honey
moon of two days.
Women's thoughts are ever turn
cd upon appearing amiable to the
other sex; they talk and move and
smile with design upon us. Eve
ny feature of their faces, every part
OF their dress is filed with snares
and allurements. There would be
no such animals as prudes and CO.
quettes in the world, were there not
such an animal as man.-Addison.
Wives, says Mr.. Marrowiat, ARE
not always so thoughtful and fond
that you can afford to slight even
their most trifing Offices of affec-
ton. Therefore, when you are
going fishing with a party of
friends, do not refuse the bottle of
lemonade that she lovingly puts up
for you. 1t is easy enough to give
it away before the time comes to
take something
The other day a young lady in
Philadelphia became so much en-
barrassed by proposal from her
lover, that, in her agitation, she
| swallowed needle. Young men
cannot be too cautious about such
things. They should never make
such propositions TO girls until they
have thoroughly examined their
mouths to see whether they have
any needles in them or not.
A youth was engaged to be mar
ried, but was financially unable to
call in the minister. His affianced
wanted the matter brought to a f.
male, but George kept putting her
off with promises, saying he was
not able to marry, etc. Finally she
said: 'Deah Gaug, l am willing to
marry.you, if we have to live on
bread and water well, welI,'
cried 'Gaug,' in desperation, you
furnish the bread and I'll try and
skirmish around and hunt up G.
nough water
The Chicago and Detroit news
papers are discussing the beauty of
! the women of their respective CT
ties with more acrimony, perhaps,
than the subjects demands. Why,
for instance, should a Detroit edi-
tor publish the following scanda-
lous iusinuation against the daugh-
ters of ChicagoY Chicago may
talk about the homely women of
Detroit, but there is one redeeming
power. When one of them gets
mired they don't have to dig up
half the street to get n sixteen-foot
scantling under her foot for a pry.'
A young lady who prides herself
on her propriety, lately wrote homo
to her parents regarding her board
| ing-schOol associates. She said,
The girls are awful slangy. One
of them told mo the first day l
came here that l had better walk
off on my ear The little chit, l
felt just like putting a tin roof on
her. And they use such disgusting
phrases as you bet, and bully l
have pitC he'd into them several times
for their slang, but they tell me to
'cheese it, and if they go on in this
way, 1 shall git up and git, you
bet.'
Beauty has so many charms one
knows not how to speak against it,
and when it happens that a grace
full figure is the habitation of q vir-
tuous soul, when the beauty of the
face speaks out the modesty and hui
mility of the mind and the just
ness of the proportion raises our
thoughts up to the heart and wis
dom of the great Creator, some
thing to the embellishments which
set il of; and yet when the whole
apology is read, it will be found at
last that beauty, like truth, never
is so glorious as when it goes the
plainest.-Sterne.
New Orleans Bulletin: Yester-
day A. b. Phillips, who was arrest
ed short time since and taken to
/ BaV st. Louis, returned to this CITY.