The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-05-22

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DALLAS cats have large families
BusY--I'ish rods aud horse tai!s,
The new postoillce building Is to be
concrete.
WEEDS are choking the life out Of
the vegetables.
SETTING hens are bringing loneliness
TO ROSTERS hearts.
HAS section 100 of the city ordlnan-
ces been repealed? lfso, when so9
The highest cooler In the city, If
lovers do kiss up there--the court
house cupola.
BIprERN in large numbers are invit-
Ing chevaiers of the ranrod 10 the
Trinity bottom.
ONE hundred aud fifty thousand feet
of lumber went out Of the city per one
wagon train yesterday.
WHEN roses are gone, button holes
may still count upon the rubicund
radish and tho lamon-oolored carrot.
ScHENcK, Of the chain-lightning
house of Ervay 4 sichenck, should be
back with that lengthenlng out stock.
A BALE of cotton was sold IN this
city, yesterday, and the proceeds,
scventy-nve dollars, invested in buck
cts.
Two attenuated blacksmiths lifted
one end of a boiler in this city, yester-
day, after horsepower had been tried
in vain.
NECKTIEs are now turned over to the
small boys for wagon strings, and col
lars are repudiated ~ fit only for Es-
quimaux.
SOME fine livery stock and " 'mas-
culine COW" were received yesterday,
per Pacific road, for our townsman, Mr..
J. A. Work.
10 OUR LADY FRIENDS: The seat OF
u e-bottom chair may be used IN
case you mislay your present style OF
"sundown.n
ANOTHER story is to be placed upon,
and q twenty-five foot extension Is ia
built TO, the business house of Messrs.
Block, Jet Il Co.
A BOY fourteen years of age held a
keg of nails at arms length, on Main
street, yesterday, for three minutes.
Muscle that as irony as the nails.
WHEN man of business, in this
city, is kindly selected as n juryman, he
remembers his palmy days of swearing
and does it all over again with many
additions.
a CATFISH as long as a steer-whack.
ers' whip, was carried towards the
north part of the city yesterday on q
stick, resting upon the shoulders Of
two men.
BYRON is the name Of a Dallas wood
chopper who POLITICALLY repairs to the
woods daily, prosaically chops down
trees, and Economically eats his dinner
on stump.
A HoRsE-FLY made an OK team fly
yesterday afternoon, on Patterson
street, and in the run one OF the oxen
struck 'snag," made tumble and
broke horn.
A vINDIcTIyE Dallas lover, whose
sweetheart has discarded him, wear:
her picture on the soles of his boots, 5,
that he can trample 1t in the dust
every moment.
A FAMILY, who have lately arrived
IN this city, have eight children named
after some of the asteroids, so: Daphne,
Isis, Calypso, Fides, Thalio, Massilia
Thetis and Metis.
THE International hotel, on the
corner of Lamar street aud Pacific
avenue, is to be enlarged by an add
ton of an eighteen foot front, which
will make 1t one Of the most conyen
iently planned public houses in the
city.
Two, NOT entirely virgins, of Afri
can complexion got into trouble ant
misery with each other, yesterday af
ternoon, OH the river bank, and one
backed the other in that stream unit
she was in about three-quarters of al
inch of death.
IT is almost impossible TO estimate
the number of dyspeptics there are IL
the United States The intense bust
ness energy of the American people
scarcely allowing themselves time tc
eat their meals, Is one great cause Of
this. More time ought to be spent ovel
the dinner table, for, unless the food Is
thoroughly masticated, it cannOt be
properly digested. Still, when one has
already got into trouble, the best thing
IL TO find q way out. Buchu has been
found exceedingly beneficial in such
cases. In William b. rParker's Com
pound Fluid Extract Buchu you can
obtain preparation containing all the
rare virtues of the plant, together with
other ingredients tending to Increase
its value. Try 1t, and You win not be
disappointed. Sold by all druggists,
everywhere.