Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-05-28
Variaties OF All Kinda

ding.
A Georgia murderer received a re-
spite few weeks ago just as he was
leaving bis prison cell for the scaf-
fold.
| A young lady in Missouri is not an
old maid until she is thirty-five.-
Massachusetts, has been duly noti-
fed.
Within the last three months
dozen women have been committed to
Jail in Burlington, VT, for drunken
ness.
There ought to be a great deal of
woman's rights business in England,
for there are 3, ASS, ,6S1 unmarried wo-
men there.
Beginning of Judges charge in
Iowa: "Gentlemen of the Juryayou,
must now quit eating peanuts and at
tend to the case"
A little girl who fell into sewer
in Des Moines the other day, was val
ued at $4,000, and the corporation
has to pay the bill.
A boarding bachelor hopes his land
lady won't join the cremation society,
as he would be sorry to have her
hashes handed down to future gener-
ations.
\ certain parson prefaced his SER
mon with: "My friends, let US say a
few words before we begin" This is
about equal to the chap who took n
short nap before he went to sleep.
A Marion 0owa) woman poured
hot water down her husbands back
to cure the toothache. The jury de-
cided that she was practicing dentis-
try without license, and sent her to
Jail.
A Mississippi man has recovered
S25, 600 from the Southern Railroad
for killing his wife, and is preparing
to invest in another matrimonial spec
ulation He says it beats cotton plant
ing all hollow.
No Norwegian girl is allowed to
have beau until she can bake bread
and knit stockings; and as Il conse
quence, every girl can bake and knit
long before she can read and write,
and she doesn't have to be coaxed in
to her industry either.
Scott county, Minnesota, claims the
most extensive Limburger cheese fac
tory in the West. One hundred and
twenty cows contribute to the forma
ton of the article. The cheese is de-
c!ared to be ripe" when a piece the
size of bean will drive dog out of
a lanyard.
An exchange saws: "a Kansas
City man paid his mother-in laws fare
from England, and then gave her
the best room in the house" That
man is true Christian, faithfully
obeying the commandment, Love
your enemies; do good to them that
hate you and despitciully use YOU
According to the distinguished
physiologist, DR.. Hammond, of New
York, those who indulge to excess in
the ardent have twenty-five diseases
Of the brain to choose from as means
of exit from this world, every form
of insanity, including general paraly-
sis What more could they askY
Dubuque, Iowa, had aboy and girl
at work in livery stable for quite
time, who represented themselves as
brothers. and who, when found out,
stated that they were forced to assme
the disguise, as the boy was unable
to support his sister unaided and did
not like to trust her away from his
care.
A letter bearing the following
address is said to have passed through
the Harrisburg postoffice recently
please deliver to the man as direct
Ell below: a man in Srr;nkleburg,
Fulton county, Indiana, offers any
one who will get him wife good
COW worth thirty dollars and twenty
cords Of wood"
In Berks County, recently young
married woman. named Mrs. Rein
hard, committed suicide by hanging
herself. She was only twenty four
wears of age, and had lived very hap
pily with her husband, but recently
had broodej much over religious mat
ters. and in fit of melancholy Is
supposed to have taken her lite.
La .Liberte says a certain lady OF
eminence in Paris has for years been
in the habit Of seeing her physician
daily. The physician always took
his fee, but never prescribed for his
patient. He called, however, few
DAYS since, and was denied admit
tance. The man in buttons quickly
explained bis conduct. Monsieur
lie Doctor, Madame cannot see you to-
day, as she is indisposed."
The salaries of leading clergymeD
in and about New York are as fol
lows: Plymouth Congregational
pays Henry Ward Beecher $4,000.
Among the Episcopalians, Trinity
paws DIR Moran Dix $4,000 ana
Grace church pays DR.. Potter the
same. DR.. Morgan, Of st Thomas,
Dr Nont0omerv Of the Incarnation