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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-07-29
By!Grubbs & Williams.
Auctioneers and Real Estate Agents,
Eleventh street between Main aud Bank.

DRICK STORE AND DWELLING ON
ID ADAMS STREET BETW ZEN BROOK AVE-
NUE. AND MARSHALL. STREETS. AND 4
VALUABLE. LOT ON BROAD STREET, AT
AUCTION.-By request of the devisces OF the la.e
Mrs. Nary Carroll we Will sell BY auction, on
THURSDAY, 30Lh July, at 5x O'Clock p. NJ, the
.BRiCK STORE and DWELLING situated as
above Besides the store and basement there are
four rooms. @a.sft
profitable retail business, and affords eOmfortab BILE
accommoda' ioHs for afamily. .
After which lsaY nc 81 O'Clock P. u we Will sell
the valuable LOT on the south side of Broad street,
beginning 60 feet of Belvidere street, fronting
90 feet running hack LA feet Oh its east line and
about 90 feet on It's west line, being on the line OF
the Fredericksburg and Petersburg connection rail-
road. and now occupied by Mr.. w. j. Mcdowell as
a wood yard: for which and other similar business
1t has peculiar value.
TERMS at sale.
GRUBBS & WILLIAMS,
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BY Burton & Carter, Aucttoneers.
72S Main street. u.

GALE OF HOUSEHOLD AND HITCH.
y EN- FURNITURE. HORSES. COWS. HOGS,
FOWLS, OATS. CROPS. &c.-W.J. Pendl.ton
declfuipg housekeeping, authorizes me to sell his
entire personal property, and place TO the credit OF
his Indebtedness; therefore all persons having
claims against ". J. Pendeton Will please present
trem TO me at Cardozo, Fourqurean Co. during
the present week, as on TUESDAY the 4th day OF
August at o'clock, If fair; II pOt, the ne fair
day at his residence, one and half miles north OF
Richmond. on the Meadowbridge road, will BIZ sold
at public auction III .a.. 49,
Two HORSESHOE an excellent family or farm
One superior MICH COW. $3.50.
One fine (Fstex and Ches:er) BOAR,
HOGS, DUCKS. and ChIChESS, 5sIs%
CART and BUGGY-both IN good order;
FARMING IMPLEMENTS generally,
Several tons OF SHEAF OATS,
GROWING Stops,
HOUSEHOLD and KITCHEN FURNITURE.
comprising Walnut ami Oak Chamber sets:
Oak Dining Set, Carpets, Gl-Cloth, Beds, and
Bedding:
CROCKEEY, GLASSWARE, STOVES, &c, and
other things usual Ia housekeeping.
BURTON s CARTER, Auclioneers. &C. HAsEs,
Salesman 1y ZS-tdS
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-07-29
BY Hill & GoddiD,
Real Estate Agents aud Auctioneers,
11llS Main street.

4 UCTION SALE OF TWO STORES,
n BUILT ON LEASED GROUND, ON THE
WEST SIDE OF FIFTEENTH RETWEEN MAIN
Univ. at {; O'Clock P. NJ, ON the premises, we will
sell the TWO BRICK TENEMENTS occupied by
j. NJ Newell and Baker & Mansfield, built ON leased
ground Lease expires April l. 1S IS, and the pro-
Derty is now well rented to good tenants This is al
excellent place for a small foundry, having been
used rs sucn. For further information apply to the
undersigned. HILL SonyDlN,
w AuctlOHeSTS.
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FOR LEASE AT AUCTION.
BY Hill & Goddin,
Real Estate AucuoneerS, 1106 Main street.

THE EXCHANGE HOTEL, CORNER
OF FRANKLIN AND FOURTEENTH
STREETS, RICHMOND, VA, FOR LEASE AT
AUCTION.-At the request Of the owners we viii
offer for LEASE. for term OF FIVE 4 1850, OF
wi be given on the goth day Of October, S74 at
which time the present lease expires. The hotel
was nut In thorough repair two years ago, having
been painted inside and out hut should any repairs
he now necessary they will be done
This hotel property has been so long and favor
ably known to the public that minute descrip-
tion is not deemed necessary; 1t is complete IN
every respect, containing 100 rooms, BESIDES ele-
CANT oiuing saloon, ladies' parIor5 aud reception
room, bllliard-room rooms, fine bar room &C
COMMUNICATIONS, &c, &c. with all the modern Inn
of the travelling ;;ublc.
If not leased privately before SATURDAY, Az
gust /. 1874, we will on that day, al 3 O'Clock T.
H., on the premises proceed to ease at public auc-
ton to the highest bidder.
For further information apply to
HILL &c GODD1N.
iy 2s-tds Auctionecrs aud Real r state Agents.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-07-29
BY Richardson & Co.,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers,
1113 Maiu street.

DESIRABLE BUILDING LOT ON
N TWENTY-EIETH STREET, CORNER 5
STREET. Oh URCH HILL, FOR SALE BY AUG
TION.-We shall sell by auction, on inc premises
gu SATURDAY the 1st August, ut ia O'Clock +.
NJ, VALUABLE BUILDING LOT. fronting
al bv 25 feet, the southwest corner OF twenty
fifth and streets.
TERMS: Une-third cash; balance In three and
six mouths negotiable notes TO be given for the de-
ferred payne nts with interest added, and title re-
tuned. RlCHAhDsOS " w.,
iy 20 AucrloneeTs.
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MY DWELLING is NOW OPEN FOR
IYl THE ACCOMMODATION OF BOARDERS
during the summer aud fall season, at the moderate
rate OF $50 per month for grown persons. children
and servants half price. Those who are seeking
quiet resort and at the same time desire the ad-
vantages Of pure mountain air, will please ad-
dress JOHN ;: SOChE,
~ 2-cod2w Greenwood Depot, Va.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-07-29
BY Grubbs 4 Williams,
Auctoneers and Real Estate Agents,
Eleventh street between Main and Bank.

EIeTCnIH sLrteI Ucl"eCH hI'A111 '&Ir0 D''1"'
POSITIVE AND UNCONDITIONAL
SALE or THE BRICK DWELLING AT
TIE NORTHWEST CORNER OF FIRST AND
Ga, AL STREETS, AND THE TWO SNAIL
TENEMENTS NOS. "a ~, md ID JIG ~ VA, GANaL p
AUCTTON-We will sell upon the premises on
WEDNESDAY, 29th Of July, at 5s O'clock OK i; NJ
BIreioH ESQ, situated at the northwest corner OF
Canal and First streets, and containing six rooms
and all the modern conveuienccs; and inmediatt ~
Ia and 16 Canal street, with four rooms ana
kitchen with two rooms each. These houses are
conveniently arranged. with all the modern conve-
uiepces, aad always rent readily NJ figure that
gives Il large percentage upon The sum lhey are
likely to sell for.
TERMS One-four.h cash; balance at four, elgnt,
and twelve months for negotiable notes, WIN inter-
est added, and secured by Y trust deed
GRUBBS j. WILLIAMS,
IL % AuctiOneers.
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BY n. d. Lee, Aucii0neer.
Main street between Tenth and Eleventh streets.

b COMMISSIONERS SALE OF YALUA-
" Bile REAL ESTATE IN HESRICO CGUE-
ITY, BY AUCTION, IN FRONT OF THE HEN.
RICO COUNTY COURTHOUSE, ON MONDAY
THE3pDAY FAUG usT, 1874, AT& O'CLOCK
p. My virtue OF DECREE OF the Circuit Court
L of Hsnrico county, PRONOUNCED on the Attn day of
May, 1874. Ia the ehancery cause OF Peartnan rs.
Pearma aud others, the undersigned, special COM
mssioners, will proceed TO sell that valuable piece
Of real estate upon which Henry Pearnian died,
about SIX miles below Tie city Of Richmond. coz
tainiDg 5s acres, more or less, with frame house,
b@rI, &C., all IN good order. l. M.
The property Is well situated. being pear Jnlnes
river. ia fine neighborhood about one mslu below
the farmo of j. N. Taylor. on the Osborne turnpike.
Terms: One third casls balance on q credit OF
SIX and twelve mouths, rho purchaser gsytnR nego-
table notes for deferred payments. the site 10 be
retained until tha whole or the purchase money u
paid and conveyance ordered by the court.
.4s4i ls 81 Ill. A. ATKiNSuN.J dr., ~
GEORGE w. THGAA1.
!! jy 2S-tds Commissioners.
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WOOD. COKE, AND COAL.-I would

w respectfully inform my ffienGs and the pub.
cupied by Mr. j. r. f. Burroughs, but mr. re recently
by NessrI, Staples C son, aud having purchased q
very large supply OF WOOD and coal, for e,sl:
moi better. terms than can be had In the city.
ANTHRACITE COAL, nicely screened and sold
by weight Orders solicited and promptly flled
Offices Seventh and Main. and Broad near ri
" 25-lm ". i. MCDOWELL.
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DESIRABLE SUMMER RESORT.

MRS. Nj. P. GARTH, Of Albemarle county one
mile from Ivy depot and seven miles above Char
lottesyille, Is prepared TO take Il few more
SUMNER BOARDERS.
Location healthy. Table unsurpassed. Large. airy
rooms and a beautifully shaded lawn, admirably
suited TO children.
Terus per month. $50; Children and servants
half-price. For further particulars, address
Mrs. ii. Z. GARTH. Ivy depot,
Chesapeake aud Ohio Railroad or
W. NJ. CARY, of p. 4. Subleu & Co..
" 3.otaw2w Richmond, Va
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SUMNER RESORTS
DOCKBRIDGE ALUM SPRINGS, VA

This celebrated watering-place will be opened on
the 1sT OF JUNE.
Charges to July l Monthly, s2 per day; weekly,
$3.50 per day.
July and August: Monthly, $3.50 per day;
weekly, 50 per day.
Descriptive pamphlet Ao he had at PURCELL,
LADD & Co.'S, agents for the sale OF the water
and mass. JAMES A. FRAZIER,
INV 1aeod2m Proprietor.
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Now WOOD AND COAL YARD.

have opened coal and wood yard cor er Of
Eighteenth and Broad streets for the sae Of CLIO
YER HILL. MIDLOTHIAS. and WEST NlR.
GINA LUMP; HAIL. ENGINE. aud SMITHS
COAL: also ANTHRACITE COAL, all sizes: sud
OAK and PINE WOOD, long, sawed, and spit,
all Mt lowest market prices.
Orders left us above, ut office corner Of SeyeLh
and Byrd streets, will he promptly ATTENDED To-;
Nv 27-lm q. b. LIpSCUMB.
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REAL ESTATE AT PRIVATE SALE.
LIFE INSURANCE.

MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COM.
wi PANY OF NEW YORK.
CASH ASSETS OVER $4,000, 600.
Cash dividends surprising dt others, ut first and
reTY anniversary OF policies. ,
Premiums payable annually, semi-annually, and
uarterly. -
The OLDEST. LARGEST, and CHEAPEST company
In the United States. ~
an oe-3m No. HOS Main street.
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CHESAPEAKE AND ONO RAnRoAD,l
as GENERAL FREIGHT OFFICE
RTcHMoNp, VA, July "a. 1871.
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FIRE INSURANCE.

n N. WALKER g. CO., GENERAL IN
~. SuRANCE AGENTS, 1014 MAIN STREET.
RICHMOND, VA. representing the
NORTH BRITISH AND MERCANTIL IN.
burgl England-capital, 81 100000 gold;
AMAZON INSURANCE; COMPANY. OF Cmcin
natl. Oh'o-assets ever 81 900 900;
MkSHATTAN FIRE INSURANCE COMPA.
NY OF New York-assets over 100000;
LYNCHRURG INSURANCE AND BA MIXING
COMPANY !xGd oaS: Of L!nch0urs' Va'-1sSe's 0Ve'
'yNVTTfHSfIC INSURANCE COMPANY, Of,
Brooklyn, y. Y.-assets over s3Oo.Qu0: oo
Denosited with the Treasurer of Virginia, 81 co..
600. Losses equitably adjusted and promptly pate
at this agency. Applications solicited, aud imme
fi ate attention Given thereto. OC 10
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GOAL AND woodruff stock OF An
" THRACITE. all sizes; CUMBGRLAAD,
QUINNIMONT, WEST vi RGlNlA, SPL SILL 81, ,aES
GLOVER HILL, of al! grades, ana SUfl SohE,
the city. Coal warranted as represented ana wei
screened. satisfaction guaranteed. ohh ahu
PINE WOOD: No. / PINE WOOD, s4oo per
cnr6 dal,Verrd c. II. PAGE.
Nv 90 Nintecnth and Gary stress.
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AUC,TT0N ES.-Fuasre pays.

BY RicbSs da0n d CO.,
Real Estate Agenp md Aucsioneers,
M. i IN Main street..
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REMOVALS.
FURNITURE.

/ DRDUCED PRICES OF
soLIDWAIANUTc IIAsBERsuITsfr from lE
a86 20 5000: SOLID WALNUTPARLOksI SUP
from &45 to 5000 IMITATION syits a iron ND
N GSsS and general assort menf OF lne nneot ct
o~esl-ns4ced fur SiTUR 4 aud NATIkEsssSIEsN
ARTHUR ROOSEY,S WAkEhVuC,a.ss.,,S
Z te 10 Governor and tra8hlin s9se-
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4 1LOVER HILL LUMP COAL at loves

" prices,
CLOVER HILL HAIL COAL nj lowest nr,ce.
1900 q load for SOFT LUMP COKE,
1850 q load for SOFT HAIL COKE,
ANTHRACITE COAL, ali sizes
SPLINT COAL, all sizes:
OAK and PINE WOOD, long, sawed and spli,
at Spotswood Coal. Yard, Eighth and Main stree,s
iy 2S W. PfLCHkk
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DAY s4.75,
with which you purchase the he1

rNHE UNRIVALLED SPLINT COAL
i of best mines, by weight or measure. at lowest
rates.
ANTHRACITE GOAL. clean and weighe ], all sizes;
Soft LUMP COkG-ENtra quality.
The convenient and economical MACftlHt-
SAWED and SPLIT WOOD, for cooking aud kind
Ing cheap. Also. LONG.
Prices OF above Guaranteed lowest this summer.
Order before the advance. ,u,,.s
ivo0 two doors below pOst.o'tce.
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TaE CHAMELEON COAL COMPANY
l. Of WFST VIRGINIA,
Is now prepared 10 mine and ship
SPLIST COAL
from their No. 3 seam.
This coal Is unsurpassed for fuel and steam mr.
poses, and for iron manufacture has NJ equal Ry
anal ysis 1t contains no PHOSPHORUS and alu,o.; M
sulphur, aud requires no coking.
Nix. GEkVaS STORRs.
No. 1924 CARY STREET,
RICHMOND. Va
has been appointed agent for the SAFE OF mi, coal,
and will receive orders for delivery ut the mine. or
ut Richmond. J.TA1SALL Lea
~ g. m Treasurer
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t~~~~---~->~>~~~-~~ -~~~---~~~->~-----------~-
DOCRLAND LIME 500 BARRELS
III ROCKLAND LlME,
from the celebrated kiins Of The Cobb Lime Com
mny,n daily expected per schooner n. g. Knight
ior sale low from dock 70 arrive. AppiyI0
ROBERT WEGUENBURG.
iy 2S-2w sos Main and Is Fifteenth street.
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4 MORRISON & KING. DEALERS IN
IA WOOD AND COAL, Basin Bank. bctwech
Eighth and Ninth streets, Richmond va t!"eF
Hill and West Virginia Coal, all grades; Anthra-
cite Coal, all grades, sold by weight; soit tuhe,
hail and lump. yak and Pine Wood, long, sa"ea
aud split.
Orders left ct King & Todd's. corner Broad an'
First streets, promptly attended 10. ,,>,
tv1R-3m JOHN j. KING.
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THE Sc hooner Florence Mayo was at City Point
yesferday and will be up to- day with
1900 BARRELS LIME,
for sale low from the wharf by A. s. LEE.
Z y25 gEtas
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A doctor called on a cholera pa
tent, a German. and prescribed.
Next day he found the patient well.
SWELL" said the doctor, "the med
icine brought you out :"
mo, sir; l didn't take it -
"What did you take 2"
81 ate sour krout and turnip
sauce"
So the doctor wrote in his men,
orandum: "Sour krout and tur-
nip sauce good for cholera"
Next week another call. Irish
man this time. Prescribed sour
krout and turnips. Next day call
ed-found the Irishman dead. So
he wrote opposite the old memo
randum: "Sour krout and turnips
good for a Dutchman, but death to
an Irishman."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08
A Lawyers Advice.

An Irishman by the name of Tom
Murphy once borrowed a sum of
money from one Of his neighbors,
which be promised to pay upon a
certain time. But month after
month passed by and no signs of
the agreement being kept, his cred
itor at last warned him that unless
he paid it upon a certain day he
should sue him for it and recover
by law. This rather frightened
Tom, and not being able to raise
the money, went 70 lawyer to get
advice on the matter. After hear
ing Toms story through to the end,
he asked him:
HAS your neighbor any writing
to show that you owe him fifty dol
lars 2"
"Divil a word" replied Tom
quickly.
"Well, then, if you haven't the
money, you can take your own
time at all events, he cannot collect
it by law"
"Thank yer honor, much obliged
to you," said Tom, rising and going
to the door.
"Hold on, my friend" said the
lawyer.
"Fat for ?"
"You owe me two dollars"
"Fat for 2"
"Why. for my advice, to be sure.
You don't suppose l can live 10y
charging nothing, do you9"
Tom scratched his head in evi.
dent perplexity, for he had nc
money. At last bright idea seem
ed to strike him.
can have yees any paper tel
show that / owes yer two dollars ?
he asked with twinkle of his eye
"Why, no, of course not; but
what does that signify" .t
"Thin I'll jist be after talSin' vel
own advice, an pay nather you MOI
my neighbor !" saying which h,
left the Office and its occupant t.
mediate on o lawyer taking hi
own advice and doctor taking hi
own medicine.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

Every one can do something to
relieve the misery that surrounds
US. No one can grasp the world,
but each can deal with a part, and
relieve individual want. The poor
man out of his poverty can do
something for his poorer neighbor
and if every one would do but
little, the aggregate of relief would
be great. If every brave word ut
tered, were to terminate into
deed, the world would feel an cleo
trio shock in every department OF
reform.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A portly gentleman crowded
himself into o seat in n horse-car,
next to a young man who remark
ed, "You wouldn't be so anxious to
have that seat if you knew ! had
just gotten over the smallpox"
"That's nothing" was the reply
"this is the first time that / have
been out since having it myself
The young man started for the
front platform.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

At very successful seauce in
Cincinnati, the other night, a man
hurst into tears when the medir IN
described very accurately tall,
blue eyed spirit standing beside
him, with light sidc-whiskers and
his hair parted in the middle. "Do
you know him." inquired a man
at his side in a sympathetic whis-
per. "Know him guess l do"
replied the unhappy man, wiping
his eyes. "He was engaged to MY
wife. If he hadn't died he would
have been her husband instead OF
me. Oh, George, George" he
murmured in voice choked with
emotion, "why did you peg out 2"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A young lady who prides herself
on her propriety, lately wrote home
to her parents regarding her board
ing-school associates. She said
"The girls are awful slangy. One
of them told me the first day | came
that l had better walk off on my
ear The little chit! l felt just
like putting a tin roof on her. And
they use such disgusting phrases
as 'you bet and bully | have
pitched into them several times for
their slang, but they tell me to
cheese it, and if they go on this
way l shall git up and git, you bet.'
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

Yesterday the little son of one Of
our citizens, while playing with
his sister, a bright sweet child of
five summers, got hold of his faith
er's gun, which had been left care
lessly standing in the kitchen 10y
the thoughtless parent, pointing
the gun at his playmate, and saying
jokingly, "I'll kill you pulled the
trigger. What must have been
that boys feelings when he found
that he had lied, that the gun was
not loaded, and that his innocent
little sister had knocked portion
of his nose off with q stick of wood.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

1t is related that in a certain
town in the northern part of Maine
the people were holding a meeting,
when the pastor remarked that il
any one present had relatives OF
friends in distant lands, prayers
would be offered in. their behalf
No sooner was the sentence COM
plcte than a simple looking individ-
ual arose and thus addressed the
pastor: al would like you would
pray for my brother. He went
away two weeks ago, and / haven't
heard from him since. / don't know
jest where he is, but you need not
pray below Bangor"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08
Proverbs.

They may come for wool and go
back shorn.
Love in the beginning is most
easily cured.
There is a remedy for everything
but death.
Make a bridge of silver for fy-
ing enemy.
The just suffer sometimes for the
unjust.
Pray devoutedly aud hammer on
stoutly.
Let the hen live, though it be
with the pig.
He who seeketh danger perisheth
therein.
In plentiful house supper is
soon dressed.
What the eye sees not, the heart
rues not.
The woman and the hen are lost
by gadding.
She who wishes to see, wishes to
be seen.
He who knows the instrument
should play upon it.
a good reversion is better than
bad possession.
Great persons are able to do great
kindnesses.
Art may improve but cannot sur
pass nature.
In the grave we must pack close
together, whether we like.it or not
Destiny guides and disposes al
things in its own way.
Good seldom or never comes un
mixed with evil.
The rich mans blunders past cur
rent for wise maxims.
Nothing is more impossible thar
to please everybody.
When good fortune knocks max
haste to let her in.
When death knocks at the doc
he turns deaf ear to all excuses.
The beginning of cure consist
in the knowledge of the distempei
Nothing becomes a man so we
as the employment he was born foI
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A surgeon, after sanguinary
battle, was going his rounds exam
lining his patients. He came at
length to q sergeant who had been
struck by a bullet in the left breast
directly over the region of the
heart. The doctor, surprised al
the narrow escape of the man. ex'
claimed, "Why, my man, where il
the name of goodness could your
heart have been !" II guess j
must have been in my mouth jus
then, DOCTOR" replied the poor fel
low with q faint smile.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

Andrew Jackson was making q
stump speech in a country village
when Amos Kendall said: Zip 'em
little Latin, General; they won't
be satisfied without" The hero OF
New Orleans thought of few
phrases he knew, and in voice Of
thunder wound up his speech with
"E pluribus unum," "Sina qua non,"
"Ne plus ultra" "Multum in par
yo." The effect was tremendous.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

Jimmy M was the brightest
of boys, and although but seven or
eight years old, had evinced a love
for wealth, and looked forward to
the time when he should be rich.-
One morning at breakfast his aunt
informed him that during the night
q pair of twins had been added to
the family which already consisted
of three besides Jimmy. The boy
dropped his knife and fork and ex-
claimed: "Gracious " aunt Mary
Il fatber and mother keep on at this
rate, there won't be fifty dollars to
divide among usI'
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A darkey gives the following rca-
son why the colored race is superb
or to the white: GAIL men are
made of clay, and like the meer-
schaum pipe, they are more valua-
bic when highly colored."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1874-04-08

A cynical old bachelor says Civ
ing the ballot to women won't
amount to much, because they'll say
they amt old enough to vote until
they are too old to take any inter-
est in ballot.
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