Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-03-25
lust As IN Happens.

railway collision.
The Last day that Henry Clay ever sal
in the Senate was Charles Summers first
day in the Senate.
The Michigan House Wednesday voted
by 81 TO %. to submit the wOmans SUI
irage question TO the vote OF the people.
, The railroad cross the chain OF the
Andes, 10 South America, runs scve:al
mites above the clouds. Freights are
CORRESPONDENCE high.
The early bird stands better chance
Of catching the worm 10 such weather Us
this than he did few weeks ago.
A San Diego, Cal, man started cru.
SADIE against the telegraph. to which he
has conscientious objections. He didn't
pray against it but chopped down a pole
aud was arrested.
A Detroit paper, noting the fact that
mau lately drO oped dead while combing
his hair, says, "and yet there are people
who will persist in the dangerous habit.
A grocer informs the public by pll.
cards that 'handsomc maple sugar" may
be obtained within. No doubt he has for
sale dignl6ed bar soaP, elegant mackereI,
pretty molosses. lovely ham, delightful
salmOn, charming turnips, and bewitch-
ing Goldfish.
A very bad little boy in Dubuque rub
bed cayenne peper all over the back of
his jacket, aud then did shamofuly 10
school. The school.lna am thrashcd him
briskly, but dismissed school Immediately.
10 run TO the nearest drug store for eye
salvc.
A Nebraska editor is writing hymns.
Here is his latest production
| The man who cheats the printer
Out Of a single can't
viii never reach the heavenly land
Where old Elijah went.
a stroliing minstrel was recently ar.
rested out in Missouri for small theft aui
fined two dollars. Having no money, the
judge adjourned court for half an hour
aud the minstrel gave show, the "court"
taking the fine out in trade.
Though Fillmore had very little to say
about the war, the story that he was op.
posed TO it is dsproved by letter he
wrote 20 friend who asked recommend.
alton from him as doctor in the army.
in which he said Il eeem it every
mans duty at tbs time, to serve the
country as best he can," etc.
At Oshkosh. Wisconsin. last week, as
train was approaching the depot, the
locomotive suddenly jumped from its track
to parallel track, six feet off, and
landed there all right on The rails. This
agility is without example iD railroad his.
tory. and the lie is without parallel in all
newspaper history
Often for months 1t was known, and
Mr.. Sumner knew, that his life was ia
constant danger and, during the heat Of
the Kansas debate, few friends from
Kansas, Their in Washington, who were
aware OF his personal peril. unknown TO
to him. daily followed him when he left
MS house, armed-as he never was or
would be-for his ?ro,cc,ion.-Harper S
Weekly.
The Ohio women are finding new OBJ.
stacles Thefarmers Of Warren county
raise barley, and object that If people
can't sell and buy their beer their bust.
will be ruined and the husbands of the
same neighborhood say they have done
more spanking in the last two weeks than
in all their lives before. and 10th they
aud the babies would like change.
Senator Flanagan, of Texas, learned I
from rebel experience, for he l
says: when the Confederate money was
lrst issued every patriotic man was anx.
ous to exchange gold for it. and they all
cried out, Just like my friend Mr.. Morton. J
Give US more money! More money ! .
md the end Of it was that after a while :
$1,000 in Confederate money would only {
bring 81 in gold"
The ST. Louis Republican says; IF re- 4
publican grangers are always to stick to e
heir party, and democratic gran.ers al $
Ways stick to theirs, they will leave little
impress on the course of public events in n
Which they are mo:e interested then any b
'ther single class Of our people. 1t Is
nly by breaking loose from their respec- +
i've parties, when they become corrupt, .
nd defeating first one and then the other, ss
n imitation Of the example in California u
nd Wisconsin that they can reform pol c
tics aud politicians. I,
"He handled gun carclessly aud put a
is angel plumagc on" Is an obituary \
'h'ct appears in a Western paper. 7
A Virginia Judge gave a convicted 7
hlef the choice of six months in Jail or
nlrty days IN Jail and twenty-five lashes. n
le was such tough customer that he o.
hose the latter. :,
1t will not be forgotten that the admir-. : :,
BILE character of Mr.. Sumner was mani. :
'st IN u person so conspicuous that his
cry aspect, like We'ster's, drew peper. e
attention. aud gave assurance that .,
rcat soul was not ill-housed in fcble o. :,
significant body. He looked to be the ii
rand and wise Senator that he was.--his =.
'eeeh and manners were grave and be. Of
'nlng aud his whole bearing suited to "a "a
IS reputation. in
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You have an undoubted right to stop a vi
'wspaper whenever you are disposed. M. ma ma
payment of all arrearages. When Won VI
scontinne a pape' do so manfuly. Don't pil
so pi'lfu' as to throw it back to the s gs
st master with contemptuous, IL aoo't M
mt It any longer !" and have ..refuse L, a al'
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