The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-07-25

"A 0ts ANtulS W lIUW lbs tjut'
girls. and an old Mormon offers
to take the whole family to his
bosom at one fell stroke.
Mr. Evarts married Miss Coffin
IN st. Louis lately. 1t occurred
to him. in proposing. that 1t was
rather a funeral subject. but he
thought he could undertaken.
Talk of the ardor of first love OF
of the depths of a mothers love,
but in takes a bald headed old
bachelor to present a specimen OF
matchless love,
An Arizona girl shot her lover
and then nursed him tenderIy un-
til he died. His last words were:
''I forgive you. Mary; you did it
with an ivory handled pistol.
A crusty old gentleman, not
liking the way his landlady's
daughter had of making free
with his hair oil. filed the bottle
with liquid glue the day before
hall to which the girl had been
invited, and she stay ed at home.
A white woman. and a black
woman are each claiming the ma
ternity of a white baby, in Eureka
Nevada and she Judge is puzzled.
The difference of the skin is ex-
planned by the black woman.
The child was an accident.
A Dublin journal observes that
handful announcement of po-
litical meeting in that city states
with unboundiess liberality, that
the ladies without distinction of
sex, are cordially invited to attend.
Time is constantly rolling on
and producing innovations, but
In Missouri, after lapse of six
years, the old familiar potato
masher is still woman's favOrite
weapon when family jar occurs.
A beautiful illustration of
woman's love has Just been exhib-
tied In Liverpool. A woman, to
shelf her husband, who was
charged with removing the end
of her nose, swOre that she bit it
off herself.
In Vermont last year there was
one divorce to every nineteen
marriages, and some curious In.
divdual is lying awake nights to
discover why that nineteenth cou-
pie got married.
A Virginia sheriff asked a mar
derer If he wanted to make a
speech on the galIows. and the
man replied: guess not; IT looks
like rain and l don'E went to get
wet; go on with the hanging.
A Kansas hoy earned a nice
Bible by committing three hun
dred verses Ia plenOry and then
he traded his RiBle for shot gun
and accidentally shot his aunt in
the leg.
The prOminent pi0us women
of Boston are described by Noah
Perry as "given to lankiness,
slink1ness, and an touchdown.
iasahe back expression"
ssSay. pomp you Niger. whar
you get dat hat?" "Why, at de
shop, in corse." What is de
price of such an article as dat?"
~ don't know. niger. de shop
keeper wasn't dar."
A Norwegian girl il not allow
ed to have q beau until she can
make bread and knit socks. The
adoption of the Norwegian fish
ION IN this country might lead to
some interesting improvements
In door locks and window fasten-
ings.
Chester Pike broke his leg in
Concord and was carried home.
His wife was frightened. and in
running to meet him fell over a
dog, breaking her arm. Now, if
we could only find out what be- |
came of the dog.
One editor says: This paper
has one subscriber who would lie
awake night if he were in any
way prevented from paying his
subscription for year in advance
on the 18th ofJanuarv. We don't
want our friend to lose any sleep
but-you know how it is yourself.
Dallas, Texas, Herald: ga
sucker got off the ears at the de-
pot yesterday to buy sOack,'
and man in hurry asked him
to give him 'twO ten dollar green
back fer a gold twenty" He
gave the man in a hurry the two
ten dollar greenbacks. and
found-"TWell, if the readers of
the Reporter connot tell how the
gOldpieces turned out he had bet
ter stop reading altogether.j
II don't believe it rained forty
days and forty night" said an
unbelieving boy to his mother.
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