Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1874-03-19
IN TOWN AND OUT.

IN TOWN AND OUT.
Spring is near at hand.
| BE prepared to till the land.
Painters with their little brushes
are preparing for the opening spring.
The lightning rod man is coming
after him the potato bugs.
Present growing crops are gener'
ally reported as healthy and promising
"A common pleas court-a vulgal
fellow making love to simpering girl
All over the country the wsmen art
rectifying the ways of the rumseller.
Young lady's motto.-"The lip:
that taste wine shall never touch mine
Last Thursday and Friday were
very cold and stormy days for March
Mrs. Uhler started this morning,
| "wednesday for the Eastern cities tc
lay in large stock Of Millinery Goods
Henry Beegle has opened out a
new Grocery and Provision Store In
Beaver Falls, Pa.
| Next Sunday Rev. W. j. Sharpe
will preach the funeral sermon Of Col
Daniel French, lately deceased, in the
Disciple Church. rri-
The Grangers about this section OF
the country will soon have a harrow
ing time.
We have just received a stock ol
new style of calling cards. Call and
see them.
The maple trees are budding and
soon their branches will be loaded with
the bloom that precedes the verdure.
The days are not long enough for
some of our Industrious idlers, so they
prewl around most of the night.
-"The whisky ring is getting the
"shakes." Quinine won't cure it, but
reformation will.
"A sure sign of an early spring is a
cat watching a hole in the wall with
her back up.
There will be Temperance Mass
Meeting at Town Hall, on Friday even
ing Of this week, March 10th, at o.
clock P. NJ.
The Indians have invented a new
process of scalping, and not even a
bald-headed man is safe.
There is nothing that will change
q young man 50 much as great grief,
unless tits shaving of his side-whiskers.
sac finD," tellingly remarked an
Indianapolis editor, during the late
strike Of the printers, "tyvt Ms CAN
Get oxt owr pepper withant the aid of af
ony of thase bssky 0niun oombosstoIs." !"
"A Western paper announces that
board can be obtained at large and
shady brick gentleman's residence.
"A little glrl of eight or ten sum-
mers being asked what dust was, re-
piled that ir was mud with the juice
squeezed out.
An Iowa postmaster recently re-
fused to lick stamp for lady, two
hours after got licked himself by the
lady's husband.
-"Wine is mocker, strong drink is
raging and they who are deceived there
by are not wise."
Pleasant and kind words, if they
be sensible and well meant, are cords
all men may be led by.
The House has passed the bill ma
king it unlawful to kill buffaloes on the
plains for any other purpose than for
food.
Peach growers say that the trees
are all right and give promise of good
showing of bloom, and consequent
fruit.
The good farmer keeps a bull dog
whose teeth are sharpened and set for
patent right speculators who go about
quilting people.
House cleaning time draweth near
and soon the cheering cry of "den't
come in here with your muddy boots
will be heard in the land. p
The wheat fields throughout this
section present a very fine appearance,
and if nothing unusual occurs, farmers
will be blessed with an abundant har-
| vest.
Perpetual complaints, says an old
writer, are like unto a new cart, which
creaks and cries even while it has no
burden but its own wheels; whereas
that which is long used and well oiled
goes silently away with heavy load.
-aMister, will you lend pa your
newspaper? He only wants it to send
to his uncle in the country" "Oh
certainly; and ask your father if he
will lend me the roof of his house. ]
only want the shingles to make the
kettle boil"
Half the grocers in the state have
received circulars from enterprising
liquor dealers who offer to ship whisky
in candle boxes, tea boxes and coffee
sacks, so labeled that the ladies cannot
possibly tell what it is.
The English Lutheran brethren
have finished the repairs on their
church, and will have preaching Sunday
the 29th. They have got their house
nicely refitted, new windows, nicely
frescoed and otherwise improved.
The paper is to the people what the
sign-board is to the traveller. The pa
per tells who is i'm business and where
to trade; and the sign-board tells the
name of the place and direction. Then
if you want people to buy of you, tel
them through the paper where you stay
and what you have for sale.
uo,o ;e n nrofty oxpor;p,oyf for ,,or
to try this month: Take twigs from
fruit trees-cherry and plum are the
best-put them in tepid water, and SCI
them on the mantel, or any warn
place, and in few weeks the buds will
open into flowers as lovely and fra
grant as ever delighted the bees ant
robins in May.
The vegetable world affords oppor
tunity for some of the most intcrestin:
research and experiments, in natura
history, and its medicinal virtues ar
recognized by the most erudite. Crit
ical and extensive experiments have re
! yealed the secret of its most subtle vir
, tues, they are all combined in Mis-
Sawyer's world renowned Salve.
f CURES ALL KINDS OF CATARRH.-S
successful has DIR. Pierce's Colder
Medical Discovery proven, as consti
tutional treatment for Catarrh, whel
coupled with the use of DIR. Sage's Ca
E tarrh Remedy, applied locally by th
use of DR.. Pierce's Nasal Douche 9TH
,, only method of reaching the upper an
l back cavities of the head,) that tn
e proprietor of these medicines has Ion,
D offered standing reward of $500 for
n case or Catarrh which he can not cure
The two medicines, with instrument
for 50 by druggists.