The Arizona sentinel., 1874-05-23

When infidelity can persuade
men that they shall die like beasts,
they will be brought to live like
beasts also.
MARTINsvILLE, Ind, claims to
have produced the largest hog in
the United States. It weighed
1,122 pounds.
Mrs. Ormsby, of Boston, enter
ed store on the North End. ask
ed for a glass of water, and fell
dead while drinking it.
Brigham Young ifsruets his
missionaries to send him no
women over thirty years of age.
The man must be crazy; who ever
saw woman over thirty years of
agel
CONSCIENCE doth make towards
of us all, particularly of a Michi-
gander, who, on being arrested
for larceny, promptly confessed to
burglary, bigamy and infanti-
eide.
The Golden Globe, of Colorado,
has suspended on account of the
disappearance of the editor. He
was last seen standing under a
tree, and some men were pulling
on a rope.
There is nothing like persis.
tency, John Couch was married
inPhaadelphia the other day to
girl who had refused him eigh-
teen times. She wanted to see if
he really loved her.
A Mississippi paper needs the
services of a new editor. The
last one went out with a revolver
to uphold an editorial, and he re-
turned in wheel-barrow with a
blanket over him.
In several Western cities asso.
Citations have been formed, the
members of which pledge them
selves not to pay for any other
mans drink and not to drink at
any other mans expense,
"THE report of Colonel Tudor's
speech, on Monday, is crowded
out" says the Murfreesboro NeaUS.
''The Colonel stands on the plat |
form sof More whisky, better
whisky, cheaper whisky"
PROF. LoRING, of Chicago, in
his Easter sermon, glowingly al
luded to the birds and flowers and
balmy Zephyrs of ethereal Spring,
but the congregation couldn't see
1t. The snow was half a foot
deep outside.
During trapeze performance
recently at Mortimer's Varieties
Theatre, Philadelphia, Madame
LeOfa fell a distance of twenty feet
and was seriously injured. She
subsequently reappeared and
offered to continue the perform
ances, but the audience objected,
and she withdrew.
A NEW YORK politician, in
writing a letter of coincidence to
the widow ola deceased member
of the Legislature, says: Il can
not tell you how paiped was to
hear that your husband has gone
to Heaven. We were bosom
friends, but now We'll never meet
again."
SOME INSCRIPTIONS trif1er late
Iy copied Walt Whiteman's
"Prayer of Columbus" and sent it
to a Western paper for pubJica-
ton. The editor declined it. with
the remark: eff the author will
leave whisky alone, he may yet
rise to be the chief deck hand of
a canal boat"
A NAUGHTY little boy, blubber-
ing because his mother wouldn't
let him go down to the river on
Sunday, upon being admOnished
said: "I don't want to 60 a
6 vimmin' with 'em ma; / only I
wanted to go down to see the bad
little boys drown for going in a
sWimmin' on a Sunday" l.
Mr.. RUsKIN is said to be now :
the apostle of new movement
for the combination of the beauti-
full and the useful. Among the
various projects he proposes to put
his theory in practice we select
this one: He seriously designs
to concentrate all the signs of
stray lovers and turn them on to
Boy KILLED.-A fight occurred
night in San Francisco
between boy named Abraham
and another named Be-
nard Messenger. A brother of the
latter came to his assistance, when
Salomons drewa samll pocket pis-
toll. One of the Messengers then