The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-04-30
FACTS AND FANCIES.
"A dish for lawyer-Suet.

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Moonlight is merely the beautiful
old age of day.
Art may be learned, but can't be
taught.-R A. Leslie.
To love is to be useful to yourself;
to cause love is to be useful to Others.
Berdngcr.
Old minds are like old horses; you
must exercise them if you wish to keep
them in working order.-JOhn Aldm8.
What is the difference between II
farmer and bottle Of whisky? One
husbands the corn and the other corns
the husband
In life it is difficult t) say who do
you the most mischief, enemies with
the worst intentions, or trends with Jhe
best.--BullcCr.
Grace is modest girl and refuses
to wear low dresses. Mamma" she
remarks to her maternal, "that is moro
than l can bare
-Aquestion of precedenceis troubling
Cincinnati. The trouble is, whether an
alderman's wife ranks higher than the
wife OF the county recorder.
Such as are thy habituol thoughts,
''tcli alSo Will oe tne character OF thy
mhd Tor the soul Is dyed by the
thoughts. --Morcus Arclius.
What the difference between the
side of Il right-angle triangle and an
old maids teapot? One is Il hypothe-
muse, the other toa-pot-in.use.
Are blacksmiths, who make living
by forging, or carpenters, who do a lit
lle coumtef'n'tinG' any worse t!lah men
WHO sell IRON ana Stcei lor II living
Almost every one will be surprised
to learn that $1,000, were collected at
the Washington monument last year.
1t pays the salary OF the associations
treasurer
The Golden Globe of Colorado has
suspended on account of the disappear
ance OF the editor. He was last seen
standing under tree, aud some men
pulling on rope.
Fools that they are. they know not
how much the half is better than the
whole, nor how great pleasure there is
IN wholesome herbs the mallOW and
the aSphodeI.-Hc"odtS.
-Tongatabo. in the Sandwich Is
lands, has been culfivatng VAN
twelve years, aud now it is ripe and
weighs ton. A clear case of yegeta-
bic initiation. Yam Yam
-"Did you execute this instrument
without fear or compulson from your
husband?' p bIandIy asked the Judge.
Fear CompuIslon lie compel me
You don't know me, Judge.
An exchange saws that Michigan
4, l.;
dead. The dream proved true. lie
tried the same dream ON his mother-ln'
law, pnu IL oldh "olh'
I have often wondered how every
man loves himself mere than all the
rest of men, yet sets less value on his
own opinion Of himself than on tho
opinion OF others.-hpo'Sodor"S'
How sweet is the prayer OF the vir-
| gin heart to its love Thy virtues won
me. With virtue preserve me Dost
thou love me? Keep me, then, still
worthy to be loved !-Hh' T. SidItrH
In Il natural state, tears and laugh
ter go hand in hand for they are twin
born. Like two children sleeping in
one cradle, when one stlrs ana wakes,
the other wakes also. o.-BcCchcr.
-" Well, Bridget, if | engage you, [
shall want you to stay ut home whenev-
Cr shall wish to 60 out. "Well, ,maam
/ have no objections, providing you
do the same when | wish to go out.
Tiro 10 oodo rn NOT of nrcot socri.
fces or dntins bnt Of little THINGS. in
which smiles and kindness and small
obligations given habtually are what
win and preserve the heart and secure
comfort.-Sir ~ Darn.
Ttn,o1-os -, ,,ro,,1 ,yhcr o,,r love of
,,istrrs. ,lt'i 10 rctnrneI I il ouoht TO make
ns nrouder still when we can love her
for herself alone, without the aid of
auy such selfish reflection. This is tho
religion of love.-Ha-ljH.
"A model husband from the land of
Ct, IIn nIr,,irod lie wifc so much
tiootGn. tLat ho ,soI 70 Iinht tha candle three
t;rool, ,"S ~ overy ,, nioht to look ot her and
he became very celebrated bankrupt
two or three times
A wcrnolipe corple were discussing
tbe subject Of epitaphs and tomb.stones,
and tbe husband said. "My dear, what
kind of n stone do you suppose they will
give me- when die ?" " birthstone, my
love" was the afIectionate reply.
"A Delaware man has been taking
cod-liyer oil for four years to cure the
consumption, and has Just tonnd qut
that he never had any consumption, ne ne
is the maddest man IN America, ahu MS
children maven salu 'ooo III " weeh'
A coc!ney tourist met with scotch
iaSS.o 8o,nS DSiI,ooS ho .I Tho. shon,d Ike 70
Ii'SSic' 81" nv =; ti;, ,,nrt no