The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-09-03

Starving - doesh-living on love.
A Long Branch lady length o.
branches not stated battles in silk
stockings.
A Boston woman has put $3.50
worth Of lace on . night.go1n.
The Rochester Ezpress MOTIFS ",he
growing sel6shness and insolence Of
women"
The Detroit "hired girl ring now
demands three beau nights . week.
A very slight difference -Nthat be-
tween . fashionable womank ball
room toilet and her bathroom toilet.
An Albany Methodist girl forces
piety upon her lover by making him
say the Lords Prayer every time ne
kisses her. III
Out of the ten million women in
America there isn't one who won't
scream at the sight of rat.
A beautiful young lady doctor is
practising in Boston. There are a
good many cases of "heart> disease"
in her circuit.
A new de6nition-A veil is lady's
protection from the too earnest gaze
Of the sun of heaven and the sons Of
man.
A contemporary defines ths. waltz
rs sshugging set to music" The
definition is new, if the idea is not.
An exchange refuses TO publish
the poem commencing: 81 breathe
ON the face Of Maiden" until the
editor knows what its author drinks.
A veteran of twenty-six was mar
ried At Cumberland, Mo-, last week,
to blushing maid of fifty. 1t is
thought that she will have to pickle
him to ''keep' him.
A beau of one of Mrs. Swelkin's
daughters gave her lace collar. say
ing: "Dear, do not let sny one else
rumple it." "Oh, no." says Melinda.
I'll take it of"
sMy notion OF Eife at forty
said Douglas Jerold. sis that man
should be able to change her, Ike
bank note, for two twenties.'
A wealthy English widow, whose
passion is small feet, offers to marry
the man who is over five feet tall and
can wear her shoes, number threes.
A woman never looks more humil-
lated than when, while sitting on the
deck Of steamboat, she becomes
simultaneously conscious of cinder
ON her nose. and the absence Of her
pocket handkerchief.
A gentleman residing not ten
thousand miles from here. while
walking the other evening, met =
Young girl, whose parents live near
his house. ..What are you doing.
.Jenny?''said he. Il am looking for
y son -in-law for my mother" she re-
piled.
A young lady who has been great
ly annoyed by lot of young simple
tons who stop under her window Of a
night to sing, "If ever l cease to
love-" wishes us to say that il they
will cease their foolishness, come in,
and talk '.business." they will confer
4 favor.
There is = beautiful fable Of the
East, 10 the effect that each flower
is consecrated to particular angel,
while the tea-rose is consecrated to
an archangel Of the highest order.
The tube rose is almost universally
favorite, and is the emblem Of volup-
tuousness in the floral language of
the Persians.
Worth, the dfessmaker, says that
a lady lately begged him to invent u
walking costume, pretty and becom-
ing, in which the women could walk
with rs much comfort aud as little
trouble AS the men do III theirs.
81 have he exclaimed, "but you
won't wear it. ! do not see the
slightest objection to women wear
ing trousers with tunic, as have
wanted them to. And there is a
Persian costume which is the perfec-
tion of beauty and grace"
A young lady in Pennsylvania
town put piece Of wedding cake
under her pillow, and went to bed
with the happy belief that she would
dream of seeing her future husband.
That evening, however. she had eaten
two plates Of ice cream, about pint
Of strawberries, several sweet cakes,
and two large pickles, and now saws
she would rather remain single all
her life than to marry the man she
saw in her dream.