Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-07-16
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I; f;Es".The child. is father to the man."
"Hio, says Gumfoo lenfmnf on Id bdst,
efhe shld m1sh been harrid dweH Yeispesy
ia "A Maine husband wanted to,bat his
wife that she could not whip q panther;
but she saw the JOKE and refused To try.
i'l--" Change cars !" is what city boot
black said to a, a,countryman, the pther
81 Eis Hasa psosans aS pPa hhl'hsS 0lpPh'ng 9ne
AAnumBeFof New Ebeiandfarnases
have recently suspended operations the
clear out thesir manufactured isnppiySf
pigsiron! IA .ssaT fcus 20 Tssoo 81.
adam Gledwin, of Louisiana, would
have died happy but for one thing. He
never oon1d satisfy Observation-Disclosures
whether il was ali an old wives sfsfbf fable:
"A temperance orator speaks offll "a
file of Atopefs, seventy yifvs 1anilesain
.ssSssth, marching steadily to dr9nkards'
graves at the rate of three minute, or
one every twenty seconds, afr the Year
round" sShA' - woa aoud ol 1dSiq
'I--"'iT The love, that q Homan's heart
needs is the, love that is .spokeh" In
deeds" says q modern poet! fstsEspe-
f,cially," says Mary Janen q Leeds ,toa q
handsome three story, marble, front
mansion and a few choice ncofner r7otaf
H--" O gracious !iDo;' exclaimed doNrs.
Marrowfat to Mrs. Quoggs, raising her
tone. She was SO iii Ill When n fief @ Easa
bonnet came home, that ashaI eouIiltft
get up but, dear sakes Jane, that
didn't matter nothing, for she Just: pit
the hat on and lay with IierIhead out
the front window the whole afternoon"
h "A Frenohman rnasts coffee, grinds
it to -four, moistens it slightly, mixesit
in twice its weight of paowds dsrsd' white
Gugar, ,.andy then presses it intoi tablets.
One of these tablets, can be dissolved at
any time in hot or cold water, making
at once the very perfection COT coffee
and lit isiolaimed that o pound of the
berry. will go much further by<this than
| BY any other pTre partition Of. the beverase.
|:'ilatrheG sRochesrerdt IGhroniclesnsnys
Luey Stone doesn't, bslieye that. ladies
ought,to change their names merely be-
cause they marry. Edey narsiedo n
chap named BLACKWELL and iouti Of eom-
bpliment to their, parents, the children
will be called Stone Blackwell, and if
one OF ,em should d marry Brown-Se-
tsaaya and their Iagsh sh2als 4aETym
The other day an aged couple drove
into Indiana City, Ind, just as an un-
dertaking firm was moving into an old
church, which had been purchased for
shop. The old gentleman stood UP in
his wagon, his mouth and eyes distend-
ed: as the men silently carried coffin af-
ter coffiu into the church. at last he
turned to his awe-stricken half and
gasped: !" Sary, be gony, it's cholera !
Let's git !" E ,;,y .-.;.
said stranger, blandly smiling he
entered the store of a dealer.- Swell,
thank yoa," stiffly rejoined MIR. Jones.
You don't seem, to know me I; am
Brown-used to live here, |" said the
visitor. SCI beg ten thousand pardons,
Mr.. Brown" said Jones, relaxing and
shaking hands cordially " excuse me,
I thought you were drummer. $50
I am" said Brown. Tableau vivant.
Anew cotton factory. has just been
completed in Greenville, s. O., with
capital Of: 100000. The proprietors
dies, and to manufacture cotton yarns
The Piedmont cotton. factory, just be-
low Greenville, on the Saluda, is par
TALLY in operation, and promises graft
| flying results, and to close these latest
evidences that there is silife in the -soli
land yet, the t English, Manufacturing
Company of South Carolina, with n
capital of $500, 900, will soon have
large factory at work in Spartanburg
county.
"A New York reporter who went to
see new fountain begin to plny, and
| who had determined to write four or
five columns about it, giving history
also of all previous fountains in the
world, returned to the office a,diaap-
pointed man, and humbl wrote :,,".,T The
water was tuned on in the bchutiful
new fountain in City Hall Park yester-
day. A few muddy drops, We're seen to
come out of the holes under the brass
anomaly, roll down the sides Of the in
verted saucer, and drop msekly into the
soup dish. BY and by the water got to
be more and muddier, and filledHithe
soup dish, running oG the saucer like
that shed from an umbrella on a wet
day. There We're no graceful curves.
An attempt will be made to- day'to fur.
nish sufficient head of water to make
some graceful curves"
In Philadelphia every lady is "a
centurion. Everything in that city is
centuplicated wherever you go, what
ever you do, the centennial stares you
in the face; you have to wear it on your
paper collar and wash your hands with
centennial towels and soap. The whole
name is n farce, as it would lead you to
suppose it was to happen but once in
hundred years; but in the city Of Broth
erly Love it seems they are to keep it
up forever. The girls havn powdered
their hair to make them look a thup-