davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

.s9r kx0uRA tzxo .rceosts reach rs from the
Emigrapt Gulch dixginxs. The gold yield
,,et cd Essigr.pt viii " !argerth this year than
ever before. -
= "eUsTE:s ExPEDIrloN Is directing renewed
attention to Eastern Aontana. The Black
Nirscpppxy Is bsing we'll advertiscd through
the Northwestern papers. - = - ,
r4xHa.J
TnE MEs4Rs. Bo0E9Ts hive reees<ed their
), "hSc@ goods tshd. thcir store g. ra,nmed.
TANNED shd crfmlpcd with one OF the best
Atocks III the Territory. -. ,ura-c..rt r
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03
THE CAMPAIGN.


d. ~
,Il~s. Joss +. B4CcE addressed laee!
.Sse,sslalsx at>Odslrs iB41 = fgesiay eveni1
! ss.k,E II lis 6srptl Is ltaIk tie HJ1|j
v'sSt ssid IA ti,es ~ al e.mpaixn
Which r. ~ SpeSal y y Ioua'v for the
Triumph q ~ re6s III q nov
beiaS NJ n 5Ita fes 5he lares
ha1i W. Nkseee11 sae, hour. The band
discqesstae ts11 euslc, aud In =
slq stlnsif Sas allea, 80 by ;aumbcr u
th6alkir sex beisi - astenddnce. Major
bruce spoke about DE Sour. Unlike many
Of our speakers, he did not 90 into the ab-
stract. but made poiLt ia every !sapteree.
snl ssve the sudtenees PLANE pnc'let stites
mcnt of his Convictions Of the duty of the
people in dsst matter Of Polsiics ond particu-
laily In regard to the election Of our next
nrleNle. He rssiewed thssemssef past
Delegates, contrasting Tue work 4f eur late
Delegate with that Of his pr dccessers, and
bis shosiDg was tmtsvorslls to the loru,ss.
lie spoke Of the great Peoples Movement
new sweeping 0vrg the old Western States.
and advised his heaters not to sick to party
merely for party name; tho question had
been reduced to that point. The views 10
expressed were in. accoHlspce with The NJ
ticlcs heretofore published IN this paper. nm
Der the head Of ? A6atahs Politics. - Major
Bruce announced that he would maize the
race for Congress in case tho Republican,
made no nomination; he did net intendS0
b. third candidate. Hi speech In the whole
vas able. forcibie and well received. and tho
large .arui out on short notice evinces tue
feeling Of the people in this vicinity toward
Major Bruce apd his aspirations. which, up
doubtedly extends throughout this county.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03
To Unknovyn ErienAs n Deze-
es&SAo SOY sase man.e lassSs

oi'As tlle sitirsty soul H. n n ske.l BY drink
ing f.om sparkling. cool fountain; SO the
ly'Has. heart il Eladeaed, BY tokens of ~.
proving regard bubbiing over from other Lu-
man hearts and dr6ppfng upon itself. Such
Pkkladrsss came to myself and family through
yots ssnight.s The litslei company which
dropped On us, clatted and sang with as 80
cheerily. was delightful surprise. Then
tl's gift q me, IN M envelope BY yonr repre-
sentative. q onl HUNDRED ana twelve dollars
lsll2l Aithbriei wola exnresslngtyour APP
FpFOval OF my walk and labors in your COM
.naaity asa minister Of Christ's gospel was
,fe .eel!q your kind fee0tng towards ua.-
Way you all be. ard live, lovers Of Christ, is
lily tafdest dcsirc. a'sA a'f"Fss4
s~~~ s-> s"urs AAsctionately, "a
t-~s I'll. CRlTTENDCN..i
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

I. ga S,lGr.. ry1xR returned with his company
>, 1oFort EiMf Yesterday, The company es-
= i 1ns69Ss1 Z .nsamoad Il train to Carroll anu
-1,Solmek, $50 '.fla& si't z. .,r q, i.aa.T.
VII rw,lk uerts az teya With e and lever
?. ..fhow a1ls face here agaia ne vili forgive
'ssS,s,s s.oi,est!s - sssnassrsr ite5 ~ a1!a"
80 tssss...a III ---sTih1o
- ..a HEw GoeDA-~See anaod1cesAeH Of Stras-
81 barx% & Spcrf1ag. They have just seccivcd
astock Of newiEeclbs, which win be put
down to bedrock prices. -
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

A GRAVE OvER-slGHT.-A bill passed the
last Congress, AMI is now a Jaw, for the re-
lief Of the settlers in tie grasshopper devas-
tated sections Of Dakota and MinQesola. IL
allowsthose scttlers to leave their cl:ims UNI
Ill the gfasshoppcr plague is over and parsus
other means Of making q living, without cub
jeciing their homes to forfeiture. There was
no opposition to the measure. How eafy II
would have been for our Delegate to have
moyetl AL amendment which should include
e.esgicuhsral districts f yontsn.! Bnt.
unfortunately, he let the opportunity slip. to
the rgrct OF all the farmers Of Montana.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

Tnx weather during the past few, days has
. lkecs excessively warm.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

TIE person who gobbled our picture,
american Progress" Is III 4 fair way Of
progressing to the penitentiary.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

Wy W. tear we wu, have to fasego the strsx
berry luxury this, year. The gr9asheppera
Fave ttsSc sad havoc with the vines.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

rox m,rc than week past there has
been no dispatches In tie Helena dailiee.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

.S9os9coa6hes<am sia " sd.cslA.y evening.
Gslen's being drawn by tour horses and ar
irving an hour ahead OF the NAL coach.
a8.aaks1i;11s@ e7lss,si. e.ap , n, viii,
undertake the development of the Bridxer
Canyon gold mines.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

81 eli bib nolgR M01yUs tFdy :
Qxsck Sales 0ad SxpNH 1a1<xs.
nrSspcc.s 81 many Of oar ekizsSS nd rssoss. Ws
advocate aaA shall strictly aalheSe = tbe 1859
Sysyesa. ~ saeE exe1hdge q W en- Eead1ly 60.
vsfs ne CaAsp s1uga 3msgau 9Msw
cnAxi.xs RScn, ,a...,,v las. wILLsex
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03
OTrR NEW MAO1INEl

isiasgir than some 40 maehinse. sMili. DO eterv
Quilt. Braid. Cord B,qd, Gsthss. Nualsi eniif.
Embrci.ler. hun up bre.dtls. &C., &c. VIII sew
strongest stitch knows, 90 ST. Onx that the cloth
Wtlltcar bstorsthn scam VITA rip apart. Has self
adjusting straight Ysedls, r.lable accurate ie.A.
direct mstioD. comp u useie5s c0gss or
cams to oil or get 0ksf order, 10 sispf~ raty Tor-
ing. light running, xery rspd, smooth and correct
s.s1he Inventors ofthose excel ent mnkhircE eau
be reliesl upon ppri8 u and rvspynsibls lneii,
Wen worthy the Confluence end patronage OIL. our
Christian readers. ''-NortAern Church -Sf9adesu,
N. r., December 9Th.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

tSafTrrK ciesaas aud renosstes. Il "a
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

" tRtAor. made elotitnx altered and n'ade "a
= 'at It SmyIie'e. In the swan building. x
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

TINS Democratic primary meeting was
held at Odeli's Hall Saturday evening.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

tn. Besr PEx6Eia tBsxexAx TO spend 4
social hour Il Williams 4 Mmrray's maxniA-
e~nt Billiard Hall. where no. . but tive best
liquors arc manipulated. and urbanity a.d
sfTTT''t, -. .sp..e.. luIHG "
~ AB6r2lxRs.-l will be 9een BY sdvertlss.
..ens ,issi t.e 8e!elsr Brethess are prepared
% accommodate travellers to the National
-..s,,R Ask with 0eed Antesfaiaaent. dUff'
ArTEG,xg u st4-----s'.-- .
-.s.lsI lovMs u ths talll and cus will lind every
,sa,s reasis,is ~ eajoymsst asd exercise o N6s
S@s MAINS q MunSy's Bittard Hal, next dee41e
- the NORTH Psciae Hatel. "a
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

81 Rrv. =. c. lfiff Viii conduct religious ser
vicrs at the NJ. E. Church Sunday n 0rning
aud evening" ,'1H3s1 3-f'
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03
iiio1 si8. ATTACHMRNTSyis1s

with which over seventeen rsrFxRExf. ktxps al
beautiful servings. Fancy, Elaborate, Ornamental.
Intricate. Fine, Plain anil Strong, cad be done
with perfect ease and rapi.lity by hose who move,
saw sewing machine before. Our new attach.
nents have genuine merit that command ilpa.etliass
sales. = They are the mos: valuable Aisnncts evel
patented TO adyaDse the uscinlnesa of Sewing 1la.
chimes, and are sdjnstable to al 0thet' good ma
chlRes, eQual!y as, we'll Owp. Without then
no machine can be- perfect! SHED sePAwArE II
DxsinED ut the cost Of the old sty lee
by all other machines. ~ 5fs3E'e'ff
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

vscrx1nsusass Acnee tlA CoUslxk Ntii appear
ON q fine quality Of paper. -
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

DEM0CRATIe COUNTY CONvHN-
ss.s'' = 3.
b yle Democratic ornty Convention met
ut Central Park On Wednesday and ,,oini.
mated the following ticket:
For Rspresensatiyes- II. Campbell and
LIN, tEewsp. IT. 6 b9t
For County Commissioncr-G. L. Duke
For Superintendent OF Public lnstf,,ction
sflrt i. tTy(Inefis t5fl.3t2.4& 5sasHa ~.i@
Tho following eent1emen were appointtd
delegates 70 the Territorial Convention -
r. ". McAdow. g. II. Campbe,l. Arch
Grahani AID. McPhesson and J. 5. Mendcn-
hall. zz2 Z. clas.a ~
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

10 GoosxsEsasEs Above seemed to have .
ealscl ~ ,gswasla0prcr navS'e. They an
abundant IN market. r. Two bits quart.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

TIT BosssIaa Good TeapIsrs contemplate
the erection Of new hall.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

&C DA 4nrs.sreotss ni~.po'asses sslargs
n lien eggs on his Yellowstone ranch.
TmE Custer Expedition Is accompanied by
q large ;uunhe9 Of bsosgretoss.s va
Tmx Indications are that large number
from sbsoAsl will attend the Changers Fourth
eEJuiy- cslsbrssinn ~ Central Park.
Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1874-07-03

SxYLlE makes TO order. N
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30
Monkey Sagacity.

It was wild and dreary part Of the
country, on the plains of India, while
journeying, that one day friend and
self sat down under the shade of ban
yam tree. We were enjoying meal Of
various edibles when we were disturbed
by the arrival and the noise of troop
Of large, black-faced monkeys. The
branches overhead literally swarmed
with them. They looked on us as in
terlopers, no doubt; and for some time
their gestures appeared so menacing
that we were apprehensive they would
dispute the ground with US. We had
just risen from our meal, when, to our
surprise, one of the monkeys "a young
one) fell down from high branch at
our feet. 1t was quite dead. The
clamor that arose above us on the oc-
currence of this calamity was deafening-
The whole assembly of monkeys clus-
tered together for a confab. Long and
loud were the gatherings and various
the grimaces of the tribe, each individ-
ual vieing with the other in the loud
ness of his tongue. Their looks and
gestures made it apparent that they
suspected us of being the cause of the
death of their juvenile comrade. But
we were unarmed, and the good sense
of the monkey seemed to tell them that
there must be some other culprit. Hav-
ing come to this conclusion, one mon
key, apparently the senior and leader
of the whole tribe, separat-
ed himself from the rest, ran
to the spot on the beach whence the
young monkey had fallen, examined it
carefully, smelt the branch, and then
glided nimbly down one of the pillars
or pendant roots, and came to the
corpse of the monkey, took it up, ex--
amined it minutely. particularly the
shoulder, where there was small
wound. Instinct Immediately turned
suspicion into certainty. Heplaced the
corpse on the ground again, and, turn
ing his gaze in every direction. endeav-
ored to pierce the foliage in his search
for the murderer. After little while
something seemed to rivet hisattention.
In an instant he had mounte the tree.
sprung to the spot, and with one clutch
had seized long whip-snake, with
which he FASTENED to the ground. Now
occurred most curious scene. The
whole monkey rabble, following their
leader, were on the ground almost as
soon as he. Then as many as could
ranged themselves on each side IF the
snake. Each monkey put his hand Oh
the reptile, clutching hold of the skin
of the back tightly. At given signas
the executioners dragged the writhing
snake backward and forward on the
ground till nothing was left of the MUIR
derer but the back bone. The mode of
execution was effectual, and in the way
it was carried out showed the clear un-
derstanding which the monkey Ian
guage conveys.-7rdrels in the East.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30

great and true that stretch out from
Calvary. You are no Atlas bearing up
the world. Your responsibility ends
with your own acting, and does not
reach to Gods disposing. Because
you may not attain per-
fiction is no excuse for not
struggling in great and hearty way
toward it. Truth is as absolute as per.
lection. Go toward it not as g child
toward a bauble. hoping to grasp and
hold it fast, but follow it reverently as
the chosen people followed the fiery pill
lar to the shores of Jordan and the
land Of promise. Strip yourself first Of
the deceit that you are not acting, and
then act we'll your part. They are the
greatest actors who enter into the char
acter they play, and utterly forget
themselves. And they who act grand
characters themselves become grand.
Make your ideal grand. lofty, pure; satu
rate Yourself with its spirit, walk in your
conception of it, act it, be it. The
worlds applause is not all that worth
living for, but it is not to be despised.
Accept it modestly, deserve it faithfully,
but never bow the knee to reach it, or
be distracted by it from your purpose
and your work. You, all things invite
for your fresh face and springing step,
and all your youthful possibilities, a
hearty welcome and sincere applause
await. The curtain rises, the play is
called on and God go with you!
And we who have embarrassed for
this brief rest between the acts must in
moment more resume our places and
take up again our parts. The play is
human progress, and the world the
stage. Ours may be minor parts, and
we poor, unconspicuous players. But
so conscience be our prompter, truth
our ideal, and God our dependence, we
shall fill our places as we'll, and contri-
butte as largely to human progress andthe
worlds improvement. as though we
stood in larger space before the foot
lights with all the world to look at us.
So when for us the curtain falls, the
lights grow dim, the music low, may the
worlds applause for we'll acted life, as
it dies away in the long mellow distance,
be followed by the plaudit and the well
come of angels and the browning 'Well
done - of the Master.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30
An Exquisitely Harmonious
Costume.

An apricot-colored faille dress was
greatly admired. It was ornamented
with deep founce, pleated in pleats,
increasing in width as they reached to-
ward the back. On the tablier two
large bouillonnes falling over each other
headed the founce and reached almost
to the waist. The graceful tunic was,
simple edged with a row of Bruges lace.
1t was caught up at each side and at the
back by wide sash Of green faille
which started from the sides of the
waist. and was tied under the pouffi in q
large bow with two long ends
This tunic was made quite short in
front and very long at the back, and
was turned up at the sides. The revers,
instead of continuing to the pouff, as
they usually DO, were turned up upon
themselves, so as to show the apricot
colored side, and to partly cover the
sash, which caught up the pouff. The
basques of the corsage were lined with
green faille and edged with Bruges
lace; they were made square and fat
in front. and pointed and pleated at
the back. A standing collar encircled
the neck, one pleat being made out of
the apricot faille and the other
of the green faille. This collar contin-
ued in revegs of the same style as those
of the tunic. Similar revers, but q
great deal larger, ornamentcd the
sleeves, which we're frightened at the.
elbow by torsage and bow of green
faille. This tasteful toilette was COM
pleted by Trianon bonnet of white
straw, ornamented with a long apricot
colored feather and bows of green
faille.- American Register, Paris.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30
Anecdote Of Sydney Smith.

The thing occurred in Edinburgh,
when Jeffrey, Brougham, Sydney and
the rest of that brilliant considerations
of men of genius were shedding so great
a luster upon Aud Reekie'' and the
world. There was, at that time, liter
airy pretender, and bore in Edinburgh
whose everlasting discourse was The
North Pole and whose delight it was
to infict his theme upon every patient.
listener. He met Jeffrey in the street,.
one day, and, after the usual salution,
at once introduced his favorite subject.
On the North POLE" vociferated
Jeffrey, and, extricating himself from
the bore's grasp, pursued the even tenor
of his way. The former, wincing under
jeffrey abrupt treatment, also went on
his way. when, encountering the good
natured Sydney, he related to the lat
ter with much chagrin and disgust)
what Jeffrey had said. Ah," SAYS,
Sydney, /" / wouldn't mind it. We all
know Jeffrey. You'll hardly believe
it, but in conversation / had with JEFF.
frey, the other day. he actually spoke
disrespectfully Of the .equator.'''
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30

body's disappointment. The mother
bears fur is purer, softer white than
the father S, whose hair looks rather
yellowish when he stands close to his
great snow ball of wife, and she seems
to be generally in fit of the sulks,
while he tramps about in chronic state
of active fury. They suffer terribly
from the heat of an English summer, and
great blocks of ice are constantly kept
in the pond, to make the water cool
enough for their bath.-From GA Gar
den Party of Wild Animals by
Elizabeth Lawrence, in St. Nicholas for
August.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30

A young girl who had an offer Of
marriage which she wished to accept,
submitted the matter to her father. who
advised her against matrimony, using
as an argument the quotation from st.
Paul. They who marry do we'll, but
they who do not do better" "Well.' -
said the damsel. :" loves to do we'll let
those do better who can"
The Peoria woman who wanted ia
throw herself into her husbands grave
q few months ago has just married q
-Sightning-rod man.
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30
Don't Believe All that You Hear in
Chatam Street.
From the N. Y. SUM-

A one-legged soldier walking up the
Bowery was accosted by clothing mer-
chant with the usual Sell you some
thing to-daye'' Entering the store the
veteran was invited to inspect the large
stock, but having looked through the
array Of coats and vests and trousers, he
turned to 60, saying that he saw moth
ing there that would suit him.
'Vell, vat you vants!"
81 want a pair of one-legged panta-
loons.''
'Vos dat all! Yacob, bring me one
of dem one-legged gray pants on dot
pile in de corner!'
| In few minutes Jacob returned and
reported that the last pair had been
sold.
Meanwhile the partner next door who
had been listening through the thin
partition mapped out a plan Of cam
paign against the one-legged cripple.
''Yohn, he whispered to an attendant,
''cut me off de leg of one of dem gray
pants. Send him up quick
By the time this had been done the
soldier had hobbled out of the first
store only to be inveigled into the Sec
ond. Again he went through the in
spection of odds and ends, and again
demanded one legged trousers, intimat-
ing that he didn believe the trader had
them.
"Not hat one legged pants! Fadder
Moses vat you takes me for! Yohn. bring
me one of them one-legged gray pants
in dot pile in de back of de shtore.''
The newly altered trousers were pro.
duced. and the waggish soldier gave
himself up as lost. But as he spread
them before him he became conscious,
as did the dealer, Of something wrong.
"Mein Gott! Faddcr Abraham! John!
you hat ruined mel You hat cut off dc
wrong leg!'
This was probably the same dealer
who was recently called upon by a
young man for a coat. A fit was made
in due time. and then came the haggling
about the price. First twenty dollars
was fixed, then the clothier abated dol.
lar after dollar, fighting his way inch by
inch. until at length he had offered the
coat for eight dollars.
''Do you think I'm made of money!
asked the young man Indignantly as he
turned to depart.
'Say! you come pack! sell you dot
coat of it cost me leg. Vot you gil
for him, say now!''
''I'n give you two dollars!''
1.-TWO dollars! Wy, de buttons is
more wort as dat! Split de difrance-
make it twenty shillingsv'
mo, I'll give you two dollarsp'
''Vell, take him. It was pooty
coat. You gift me two and a quarter,
eh!''
Producing the two dollars, the young
man moved away with his purchase
but as he reached the door he heard
the dealer exclaim, with uplifted hands:
Scott help me! 1 only make one
dollar on dot coat
Another of the Chatham street deal
ers had what he called army brogans
and cavalry boots. An ex-soldier pur.
chased pair of the latter one rainy
day, but returned to the store within q
few minutes, complaining that the soles
were of pasteboard and had already
soaked to pulp.
"Vot you vas done NIT dem boots i''
asked the dealer.
sWhy, walked two or three blocksi''
ssValk! You walk in dem boots! w,
dem was cavalry boots!"
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30

When Mr.. Soberleigh read that =
father in the west had chopped his only
son IN two, he innocently remarked
that he didn't think they ought to ar
rest man for simply parting his heir
in the middle
The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-07-30

For young woman to begin to pick
lint off young mans coat collar is
said to be the first symptom that the
young man IS n peril.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1874-06-17


One Patterson, of Michigan, was a
soldier during the late war, and was
so uniortunote as to get into Libby
prison, and while there was beaten
and bayoneted by one Maj. Cady, a
rebel officer. The other day Patter-
son net Cady in Monroe, Michigan,
and reminded him of the beating, t)ld
him the time had come to square ac-
counts, and Immediately proceeded to
do that very thing. He gave Cady a
terrible Aogging using no bayonet,
however, in the operation. And then
Patterson was arrested and fined $50,
and his friends paid the fine.
DO bats fly in the daytime?' asked
a teacher of his class in natural histo-
ry.
"Yes, SIR" said the boys confidently.
"What kind of bats, asked the as
tonished teacher.
"Brick bats !" yelled the triumphant
boys.
A Lisbon correspondent, writing Of
the king of Portugal, and not wishing
to spoil him by Aattery, says that he
is an ugly likeness Of a chunk of
beeswax.
A witness in an assault and battery
case at Maysville, Kentucky, swore
that Parsons didn't ct mad until he
had been called Il liar" eighty-one
times.
Two horns will last an OK a lifetime,
but many man wants that number
every morning before breakfast,