The Republican journal., 1874-06-11
Pills, Potions and Pungenciss.

Why is a bccfS1cak like a locomotive H.
not of much account without its tender.
JohnSon's Ia0a1Nf Liuimeuj may be used
I" advantage where any Liniment is desirable
Ia eases Of severe cramps and pains in the
stomach, ii is undoubtedly the best art clc that
can he used internally
Why is a London milkman like Pharaoh's
daughter: Because he takes little profit cut
of the water.
Habitual consumption lead, to the following
results: inflammation Of the kidneys. sick and
nervous headache. biliousness, dyspepsia, inli-
gestlon. piles loss Of APPETITE and strength; all
of which may be avoided by being regular in
your habits. and taking, say one of Pursons
P"fY"ttre rus nightly for four or six weeks
Why do women talk less i'll February than in
any other month: Because it is the shortest
month in the year.
Poverty is bad but the worst kind of poverty
is poverty of the blood this makes a man
poor indeed for it takes away his strength,
courage and energy; but enrich the blood with
Its vital element, Iron, by taking the Peruvian
Syrup Ca protoXidc of iron. and YOU will feel
rich and ''as good as anybody" Try it.
Jayncsvillc has an educated pic called Ben.
the part of the pig.
ANAkES1S is without doubt the most inf;,l-
lible, easy and scientific cNre for PILES ever
discovered. 10000 grateful patients attest its
virtues, and physicians of all schools endorse it
unequivocaly. Lotions ontments, and electu-
aries are only Il waste Of time and money.
ANAkESlS relieves pain at once and cures
absolutely. 1t is the discovery 81 Dr. sILsBEE,
Il scientific physician and has been pronounced
the greatest contribution to medicine of the age.
Price S1.00 Sold by VIM. 0. Poor & Son Bel
fast Me-, and Druggists every where.
boy, is that Il licensed dog" asked il Detroit
policeman. Mo- said the youngstcr: ''he'S a
rat terrier dog, and Pm taking him down to
have his teeth fled
\ New York Physician, of many years prac-
tice in the treatment of lung diseases, writes as
follows to Messrs. Walter Baker & Co., Of Bos-
ton, regarding their preparations Of Chocolate
and Cocoa which received a Medal of Merit
from the Vienna Exposition
Experience from many years practice in the
treatment of lung diseases has convinced me
that an article of diet for those suffering 1riM
any, form Of CONSUMPTION, Chocolate is far pref
cradle to Tea or Coffee; in fact, the two last
mentioned articles are injurious in many cases
while Chocolate, being an aliment and analeptic.
is particularly serviceable where digestion has
been impaired by disease. Having examined
several specimens Of Chocolate. | find that
BUYERS may be consccntiousy recommended
to inyalidS."
impairment dandy Ga stranger.j MAY |
have the honor to accompany YOU. miss?Y Cool
Young lady. "Certainly; but keep behind in
your proper place. discharged my last foot
man for mperincnce."
WARRANTED.
Four 10 six bottles of Dr. Pieree's Golden
Medical Discovery are warranted to cure Salt
Rheum or letter and the worst kind of Pimples
on the face. Two to four bottles are warrented
to clear the system Of Bois, Carbuncies and
Sores. -Four TO six bottles are warranted to
cure the worst kind of Eryspeas and Blotches
among the hair Six to ten bottles are warrant
ed to cure Running Of he Ears and Corrllpt or
Running Ulcers. Eight TO ten bottles are
warranted to cure Scrofulous Sores and Swell
ngs. Two to six bottles are warranted to cure
Liver complaint.
A WONDER TO HERSELF.
TANkTowN, Delaware Co., O., March 20, ISL.
TO DIR. X. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, n. y:
Your discovery needs only 4 fair trial and it
will do all you recommend and more too. When
| was fifteen caught cold, and for twenty eight
years | have been perfect wreck Of disease.
and all the medicines and doctors bills have
run up at times to two and three hundred
dollars, and never any better but worse, when
L gave up all hope last apring of living the sum-
mer through. received one of your Account
BOOKS and told my husband after readiug it
that it was too late to try further, but he said it
was never 100 late. He went and bought two
bottles and found it was helping me very
much. Since lS41 / was troubled with Catarrh
and Sore Throat, and was almost entirely deaf
III one ear and my voice was rs dull as could
be. There was constant pain in my head.
Now my head IS as sound as dollar, my voice
is clear, and l have used ten bottles of your
Discovery. 1t has cured me of Catarrh, Sore
Throat Heart Disease, SPINE Affection, ard
Torpid Liver. My liver was very bad, Nv skin
was rough. When put my hand on my body
it was like fish scales. Now it is as smooth and
soft as a chd's. In conclusion will say have
been well for three months. l am wonder to
myself and friends. This is but an imperfect
statement. half has not been told
Yours with respect HESTER LACKEY.