The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-08-07

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Editors of the Register.
A developed city Is the highest result
of civilization, and city daily can say
and print more foolish things passing
current AS good SENSE, and bore reader
more heroically and Systematically, ana
thu same be received more kindly by the
reader than Il whang-doodle-Sermoa of
our iron side preacher. Yet daily We
read in the REGISTER, Tilton- Beech"r;
for u change Beecher-Tilton; sub-chanSe
Woodruff; Tempest Tost, Catharinc
Gaunt, Frank Moulton and that Supcrla-
tive fool Gaynor. For relief we turn to
the advertisin columns, and therein
find food for reflection, and read of the
frailty of mankind, in loaded type. Enter
prising iobber, number and street gwen,
enumerates list of sundres for sale, COM
prising many hundreds pounds Of indigo,
millions of pounds Of other dyes and
chemicals, gallons V. :. OF purt"S JrI-
menti. (only for medical purposes
enough to to float gun boat. a column
of Sundrics thus offered, amounting in
round numbers to aquartcr OF a million of
dollars. This is healthy old drug house.
Yet again. the spirit of Baron Munchau-
sen rest in the bosom of your grocery
merchant who advertiScs as much bacon
as would weathcr-board the State, lIcav-
ing out Parkcrsburg.) Coffee and tea of
the sweetest aroma, i'll quantities sntfi-
cicnt to seducc the luSttul Turk. The
celestial Jap and pig-tailcd Johns hog
head of sugar "a. - to preserve all
nations. AS for syrupS, were the flood
gates opened, your beautiful ONO would
h., one continuous stream Of refined and
double refined Philadelphia DripS. The
Dry Goods approximations nobly rep
resented. Be there a naked soul on land
or sea. let him flee to the city of Myriad.
Cases of bcst warranted. fast cOlorrd
prints only cents. But Il city Is the
highest result of civilization. This Is bus
incS>. But here is want to PROFOUND an i'll
terro~ution: Why these communications
for the spirit land of old barren merCban-
disc. is particularly adopted To, country
merchants? respect the Jobber that
udvertiScS judiciously, such is bread cast
upon the waters. But IN mdiscriminate
display of figures, which t"
sensible country dealers is dis
gushing, as he is capable of
placing "gmt' upon truth and error
and vet even by 50 doing the beautiful
structure of truth by SO close contact is
somewhat married (moraliZed). But the
time is rapidly approaching for II con-
summation of the "FiaSco" at Ellenboro
,l,. hn
of an adroit hcnchmas. But sweet
consolation" blessed word.
"The best laid schemes of mice and men
OFT gaen aglee.
Euchre decks may be fingered by
iugelers. but the corners are brought up
Suuarely by the people. No interest Is
taken in the Senatorial canvass by Lewi'-
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, Hon. j. NJ.
Bennett. We will rest content with the
nomination and election of the old
Falstaffian, genial and kind old nelghhor,
uncle Davy Golf.
HIS. Walker delivered to m immense
crowd mt Glennvile, an effective speech.
He is decidedly the best speaker IN the
State. u
Wolf, Of the DtmocrGt, is Il good fellow,
wirldS ready pen when the spirit moves
him. 4 La Bennett, Brannon and
others he is devoting much TIM"
to the work ofimprovingand identifying
this COW homestead. do not know who
are Going to Ellenboro. The Democratic
Executive gCommittee..has issued card
in blank to all Of the same household OF
faith, inviting them to attend; But ever!
body's business is nobodys business
Having little business near ElIehbor";,
.Ion" may just drop in, you know ana
bv So doing might be- instrumental III e'-
tablishing the standard of Good. ID" YOU
see the point; Mr.. Lewis does