The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-07-16

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treason. araianem au3 spsllft because
E1 bas 30 massc IN Be helss
-Tazt Htgle blrds DO Ia tleH nosu
agree, IL 90 credit 70 ihe alts birds, be-
raaae 8l wosl8 Bsrcr 10 f9r i1sm to fall
out
A Cincinnati reporter 1879 that there
81 sanslh.nE grand Ca runaway barcs
bul We believe that good deal depends
oa whether faau ls oH a fence GO trying
60 cIIura over tie end board Of ,le wag.
900.
--Mn Malaprup says ihag she bates
Intolerance of al kinds. bal tAe Kind she
hates mps, g. hlgamy IN religion.
"A new style Of boys trowscrF has
been jBFeHiel 90 Boston, with q copper
teat, shocl.lrou knees, F.yiled down in
la ihe ssaws. and waterproof pockets, TO
hold broken egg.
II SIN, indeed very much afraid Of
lightning, sAid . pretty lady. And well
you msy be, replied a despariug lover,
when your heart II inside of steel.
Recent lmportatIon--Ay ye piaze, sur
Is this 8 dbry good s,orcy saiesmAn--Ccr-
talnIy maam. Recent Importation
och. beRorfs, Shcre / be going thin for
a waihercd filkf
Mr.. George CastAtor, Of liagerstown,
la1., Il 10 year old he has chewcd To.
bseoo since be was 70 years old and con-
sequeutIy he bss failed very fast during
The past twenty year,.
Who is the handsomcst person 10 The
ear said Smith 10 Jones. Why, the one
who is passing fare, said Jones. The car
was Immediately stopped, aud Jones was
hung BY the roadside,
a greenhorn sat long time yefy at
iculiyc, musIug upon oane-bottom chair.
At length be said, wonder wha, fellow
took the trouble to find all them ar holes
aud pat straws around 'emt
a Davenport newspaper speaks Of
doctor IN that city looking with deep
meaning smile upon a large lot Of green
cueumbers IN the market On bis way
home he was observed 10 whisper conf
dcnlialiy 70 several unaortakers.
"A lamculed citizen ia Montana,
whose passion for horses led him out to
The end ola convenient bough, aud whose
ultimate yiows Of life were taken through
q slip-noose, declared il to be his conyic.
ton (Which was unanimous) that this
world il all hcmp-tie show.
Senator Matt. Carpenter, who is an
inycterale practical Joker, sent new
page TO the document room of the senate,
the other day, for a copy Of tho "morti-
toation bin Upton happened to be in
the room, and handed the boy a docu-
nent with which be trottcd back serene
aud happy. Carpenter glanced at 1t, but
tie smile he tried to assume was ghastly
affair. The modification bin happened
TO be the repeal Of the salary grab.
"A writer In the Milwaukee Sentinel
deserves the respectful sympathy Of all
gentlemen who give out their washing.
lie says: at Is awful annoying to have
some other fellows clothes left in ones
room By the washerwoman. Saturday
we put on another fellows shirt, but
couldn't wear {. Although IL was ruillcd
around the bottom, the sleeves were too
short to button cuffs on, and there was no
place for collar"
There is o story OF a traveller, who,
wishing TO reach Taunton, in the State OF
Massachusetts,, had somewhat got turned
around aud was trouing along very com
posodly in the opposite direction from
the RICH, one to that town. Meeting a
farmer In the road, be drew up and asked
how far is ii to Taunton, If keep
straight on2 Well, said the farmer, with
twinkle In his intelligent eye, If ye
keep straight on the way ye are going
now, It's about 5000 miles; If ye turn
right round aud 20 other way, lis about
halfa mile
The Elizabeth journal says: "lle
was fragile, interesting Young man with
dyed moustache. Tie said his parents
we're poor bat honest, BIZ father being O
uafrd bounty jumper aud his mother had
Acquired small fortune from her opera.
lions IS professional shopllfcr, lie said
hc hsd never stolen anything in broad
daylight, and that his parent. had early
Imbued him with principles OF virtue aud
Taught his youthful footsteps to tread in
the straight aud narrow path OF the horse
thief. lie wanted to sell as book that
would enable us to become rich IN twenty
touf hours aud fourteen seconds, teach O
blind mule TO dance, or marry that lovely
aud rich orphan neat door. That manly
independence which actnatcd Que Of on,
family during the late iniotncciue squad.
bic, when he threw himself upon the altar
Of biz country a. government contractor
aruac within us, As We brought backward.
tic hccl OF our right boot to wipe q spc,
u mud from the tail Of our coat Then
the muscles Of our leg relaxed, aud our
delicate number four cut The Dir like a
swallow on the homeward ny. IIc
counted toe nails IN the solcs of his shoes
aud we wiped oar fevercd brow.
"A father in Wisconsin offered hls son
i've dollars 20 take a dose Of castor oil
ahd then got q counterfeit bill OF on tlit
b8Y.
Dion riayl says shrcwaiy: "Humoi
il % a newspaper what a tail Is 10 4 kile