The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1874-02-26
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Ninetyone women in the Michigan
University.
Mrs. Van Cott has az anxious seat in
Sacramento.
''The cause of Wonan-su suffrage
city Of husbands.
Keep good company. and be one of the
number
Initiate good man, bat never counter
felt him.
A wise mans thoughts walk within
him, but fools without
Female physie has thirty-six devotees
in the Michigan university.
Lady Barker is to edit new London
magazine Evening Hours.
Mrs. Stewart Is aDirector of National
Bank in New York state.
Fashionable bellies in new York wear
bud on their left shoulder.
There are now fifteen young ladies in
the Yale Art school in New Haven.
Mirrors we're invented because women
are 50 forgetful OF their looks.
Women are now eligible 70 any office Of
school contr a. ..rement IN PennsyI-
vanis.
Among the br..,a1-, sal,l.4 pt Paris
openea this wii r. thaf she Pnnce-S
Mathilde.
Many Of the - aos which cross our
path through lite ara esosel b. landing
in our own light
An Oswego woma adyeftises that she
has purchased shotgun and viii shoot
any man who gives her husband liquor.
The man whose hair turned white IN a
single night is surpassed by Boston girl
who lost hers completely in one dance.
The ladies of Chicago are reported TO
wear $500, 900 worth Of false hair, or
enough to buy Bible for every heather
in Africa.
Strong minds, like hardy evergreeens,
are most verdant in winter, when feeble
ones, like tender summer plants, are leaf
less.
Jane Crouch, who lately died in Col
orado, was one of the Three Successful
Girls" in Julia Crouch's book OF that
name.
1t was scarcely fair for Californian
who heard an Indian girl in opera to say
she was transformed from squaw to
squawler.
Jennie Collins, the presiding deity of
Boston's Boffn's Bower, Is mentioned as a
little alert woman with brown eyes and
dark hair.
LADY Barker, the well known writer,
has been made lady superintendent of the
Permanent School Of Cooking at South
Kensington.
Young lady Cat the Post-Ofice) Of
| don't get Letter by this mail, | want
to know what he was doing Sunday,
that's all.
What is the earliest financial transac-
ton on record When Pharaoh received
a check on the bank of the Red Sea,
crossed by "Moses & CO."
A lady in Washington was recently
heard to observe, on taking up the morn
ing paper: Il wonder if anybody has
been born that know.
HARM.-It is often better to have
great deal of harm happen to one. A
great deal may arouse you to remove
what little will only accustom you to
endure,
A young man who has just returned
from a sequestered village to the city de-
clared that it was so still at night III the
country tavern where he lodged that you
could hear bed tick.
An editor, who speaks with the air of
man who has discovered new fact by
experience, says that the new wav to pre-
vent bleeding at the nose is to keep your
nose out Of other peoples business.
The study of literature nourishes youth
entertains old age, adorns prosperity,
solaces adversely, is delightful at home,
unobtrusive abroad, deserts Us not by day
nor by night, in journeying nor in retire
ment.-[ Cicero.
Editors sanctum-Enter foreman
Half dozen lines wanted, sir, to block
out with. Give US joke on annexation.
Married editor, adjusting his spectacles
with an air of surprise but annexa-
ton is no joke.
A clergyman Proposes the abolition of
golden, silver, tin, wooden and all other
weddings, and the substitution therefor
of an anniversary renewal of the fee to
the minister who oticiated at the original
ceremony.
The most artful dodger is a married
man who lives in this city. He points
with pride to the shattered wall opposite
his seat at the breakfast-table, where the
tea-cups, salt-ceIars, and slop- bowls that
she heaved at him struck.
The market for manageable foreign
counts" is very dull this season. The
stringent police regulations in Europe
render it more difficult now than ever for
fugitives from justice to escape to this
country.
A clergyman in Hazleton, Pa, lately
married his 999th couple, and deemed
the fact important enough to be announc-
ed in the local newspaper. He, perhaps,
thought some pair, emulous OF the distinc-
ton of being No. 1000, might come
forward.
"HAvE we a Bourbon mong us?" asked
public speaker of an Arkansas audience.
Il can't speak for the rest" said tall,
longhaired individual, drawing glass
utensit from his pocket; ''but here's bot
tie Of the reg'lir old ticker from which
you fortify your argument"
Young printers are smart enough for
anything. Master John Brock, usually
called Johnny Brock, aged Il, and an
apprentice in the office OF the Columbus,
Ga Enquirer, has eloped with and been
matrimonially joined TO Miss Mary
OAktres, aged 16 sweet.