Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1874-01-08
Our Small Change.

Now is the time to pay that little
bill, you know.
To register letter now, costs but
cts. it used to be Is.
"A right brisk snow storm last Sat-
urday night and Sunday morning.
-Pres't Twombly has resigned the
Presidency of the State University.
Our city school commenced its
winter term last Monday with a very
good attendance.
A man being exhorted to "devise
liberal things" brought in keg of
beer.
What England made all the fuss
about was Bos a-on Harbor-a little
ST upset in Boston Harbor. : Lar
renee american.
1t is rumored that Sackett and
Bright. will. after the manner of Beau
mont and Fletcher soon issue volume
of poems.
Cloth Shades and Wall Paper
an endless variety at the Wood Coun-
ty Drug Store. Wall Paper trimmed
free of charge. If
= Remember the regular two-weeks
sociable next Thursday evening at the
basement, Oysters and Ice Cream, Cake
and Confectionery.
Uncle Billy Armstrong was in
town last Monday, drunk before noon,
Tuesday, and in jail before night, and
yet the saloon keepers are not happy.
We know Fred will have "a rousing
fire in church next Sunday. The choir
will be singing part of thawed out
anthem some fine warm Sabbath, if you
don't, Fred.
The Central Wisconsin published
at Wausau has an interesting account
of the excursion to the Junction. We
would publish the same, but It's length
prohibits.
Our sd" says there is lawyer
in our city who has noon mark. When
it is cloudy he hangs lantern on the
''outer WALL, Nothing like the cor
rect time you know
Humphreys Homeopathic specif-
les, and Homeopathic tinctures of any
dilution can be obtained at the Wood
County Drug Store. Also Humph-
rey's Veterinary Specifies. If
The handsome miniature engine,
manufactured by Mr.. j. F, Bertles,
engineer of Enterprise steamer, was
sold last week to a gentlemen at Grand
Rapids.-Ga9ette, Green Bay.
Who is it?
We don't know but it is wicked,
but when we read that Mrs. Bird of
Kansas aged 90 had died, we couldn't
help remarking that she had collapsed
her flew.
How ludicrous it sounds to hear
$50. FOUNDER Of man singing, 81
would not live all weigh" and keep
right on breathing, as though he
would treat the matter lightly.
Bro. Jack says he felt ''as though
iackass had kicked him" "Them
animals strike mighty heavy, and we
were fearful he had been getting the
dung fork little to near the critters
boots.
If we burst do it, we'd predict an
early spring, but just as like as not
we'll have snow banks that won't go
into liquidation before May. We
think we won't tell what we know
about the weather.
"A man in Michigan recently
crawled under warehouse and cut
his juglar off with penknife. He
had friends in New Jersey.
The real causes for these ''takings
off, almost always reveal themselves,
as in the above case.
A musician, George Sharp, has
his name on his door plate thus: &c.
Sharp" 4 wag of a painter, who
knows something about music, early
one morning made the following unde-
fable and very significant addition to
it, els A Flat
-Sackett of the Weyauwega Times
married very esteemable young lady
last week-we believe her name was
Lightningrod, Swinglebar, Picklejar,
Uucleion or Micklejohn or some such
name: with two or three hinges in it.
She found shorter, SO thought she'd
for-sacket.