The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-08-08
NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EvE-ANeELIcAI. CORNER.

She was not smart she was not fair,
But hearts with grief for her are swellin;
And empty stands her little chair
She died of eatin' watermclin."
Bands of velvet around the hair are in
vogue again.
Milwaukee girls have abandoned leap-frog
and taken to croquet.
The old-fashioned women's crusade-A
boys head and a fine tooth-comb.
It is asserted that if the comet hits Chi
cago 1,1oe divorces will be blasted in the
bud. Is
There is no material difference between a
loafer and a lover.-[Opinion of an old
maid.l aaet".3f
Tight lacing is said to be coming into
fashion again for the convenience Of short
armed lovers.
The two things that a woman viii ego
wild over are, usually new dress-patteIn
and toothache.
Diamond shaped fans are the latest. They
are of black satin handsomely and cleverly
braided with gold cord.
The wave ON which many poor fellow
has been carried away is the wave of a lace
edged cambria handkerchief.
The chinch-bug, in Wisconsin, is said to
be more destructive than woman who goes
up stairs three steps at time.
Hats are now worn low on the forehead
and not on the crown of the head in the
ridiculous style of six weeks ago. BE-.
Wedding cards next winter are to be small
and embellished with the crest of the Juliet's
family. Suppose they havn't any?
When six young ladies sit down to talk
about a new dress pattern, small boy with
a tin horn is refuge for the weary.
Grace Greenwood (Mrs. Lippincott) was
the most distinguished arrival at the Inter-
Ocean last evening g.-DeSuer Nesos 18th.
Macon, Miss, is willing to make affidavit
that an African bride within its limits is
nursing her first born babe at the age of
sixty.
"Is them common dog sassages? inquir-
ed venerable looking lady, as she surveyed
bunch of bananas over her spectacles, the
other day. b#
When Chicago man cannot lie on his
back and go to sleep without dreaming of
his smother-in-law, tits considered a sufficient
ground for divorce. f Nft@
Whens Chicago woman feels particularly
spiteful toward mankind, she sleeps with
her feet out of the window, so as to prevent
people from seeing the comet.
The other evening, Chicago man saw
one of his sweethearts stockings hanging
from a clothes line on the house top, and
mistook it for the tail of the comet.
The marriage of the eldest daughter of
the King and Queen of the 'Belgians has
been postponed till February 10, 1876, when
she will complete her seventeenth year.
Next to music, nothing SO powerfully
tends to soothe the savage breast as to see
the young man who parts his hair in the
middle showing a baby-wagon on Sunday.
A Nebraska man and his wife simulta-
neously eloped from each other a few nights
ago. which was the first time they had ever
been known to entertain the same opinion.
Something new in fans is q gilt dagger
| dangling from Sarah Jane's small waist by
a gilt chain. Draw the dagger and you
have a neat little fan of paper, handsomely
colored.
Her closed lips were delicate as the tinted
pencilings of veins upon q flower; and on
her cheek the timid blood had family melted
through, like something that was half afraid
of light. WSllis. .f
Ruffs for the neck are constantly being
| increased in size. 1t is now the custom to
| run wire in the ruffs for the neck, and dis.
| tend it far back from the neck, but high ur
in the vicinity of the ears.
A Model Husband from the Land of Fic.
tion: "He admired his wife so much that
he used to light the candle three times every
night to look at her; and he became very
celebrated bankrupt two or three times. y =
| Ladies leagues are forming in Illinois tc
work at the polls during the coming election,
and the married men retaliate by threaten
ing to employ ,housekeepers. !. It is not
thought that it VIII lead to war of sexes.
There are two ladies living in Tennessee,
one of whomEis resident of this city, the
other of Nashville, about whom there is
quite a romance, though they have never
never met, and personally are strangers te
each other In their girlhood they were
both engaged TO certain, young gentleman,
though aeither was aware of the, Others
engagement. simultaneously they discard
ed him to alliance themselves to another
gentleman, who was also discarded by each,
both thinking lie was coquetting with the
other. One of them finally married q gen.
tleman to whom the other had been engaged
before she met either of the gentlemen
above referred to. The incident was related
to u, by one Of the parties a few evenings
since, and is true in every particular
| Jackson, Tenn, Herald.
Singular Phenomenon.
From the Virginia lNes.) Enterprise.
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