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Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
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of a native in state of intoxicatiOn.
The best test of the matter is found
in the police reports. In the cities
of the United States, nine-tenths of
the arrests made by the police are
for "drunk and disOrderly," and
other assigned causes traceable t"
whisky. In Italy not one arrest IN
a hundred is, or can be, attributed TO
intoxication; and the few ''drunks
are mostly sailors, and they ehleny
English, Irish, and American seameh'
The national police reports, made up
for all italy for 1875, and recently
published, classified the Ofenses. The
majority are for petty larceny, ana
other crimes against property. a
larpe number were for highway-rob
bery: many for assassination, shoot
ing. stabbing, fighting, and quarrels,
for the Italians are an excitable
people, and too much given to the
use of the knife in the settlement of
their personal disputes But, Of the
total number of arrests, footing up a
quarter of a million or more, during
the year, hardly per cent. was made
for inebriation. 1t would be as ut
terly impossible to inaugurate tenn
perance or teetotal crusade In Italy
as it would to inaugurate one in
America against the popular con-
sumption of tea or coffee. An at
tempt of the kind would be met with
the same feeling and the same kind
of argument, for the reason that the
terrible evils of drunkenness are
UNKNOWN AND UNFELT.
The demon of intoxication has
few subjects in this country, TO al
tract much attention, or arouse much
opposition. In Great Britain 1t Is
verv different. There the traveller
will encounter drunken men and wo-
men in every city, and see the police
dragging them off to prison, and
hear drunken quarrels going ON in
the dram-shops; and, in a quarter oc-
cupied by the laboring poor, he must
shut his eyes If he would not behold
sights and scenes of vice and squalor
caused ey drunkenness, too horrible
for description. Great Britain and
ireland are whisky drinking coun-
tries, where people pour distilled al
chohol, burning hot, down their
throsts; while, in Italy, they content
t6vusSNeS With thS MID jfOs u
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
JEWELLERS.
CABINET WARE.
FOuNDkIES.

TINKEGs1 q SPRRRY Manufacturers of
slyvess klOgs anc Columns, WINDOW Caps anu
SIfls,. Mill Castings, keItes, sinks, slelgl
ShOes, &c, PheeHEx Foundry, AsEtabula y. 1891
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02

. t1kAES 1s, : sg4EeA, -Asii.4o.ia, O4.i..
Dealer II Drugs aud Medicines, GrOcenes, Per
fdnery and Fancy ARTICLES, superior Teas, Cor
fee, SPECS, flafering ExtEcts. Patent Medl
cilIee Of every deSeri pEi Paints. Dyes. az
nishes, Brushes, fancy soaps, Hair RestOratiyes.
Hair OILS &c. all of which viii be sold al the
lowest prices. Prescriptions prepared viii
suitable care. 1895
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
LUMBER YARDS.

WALTON & TALBERT, manufactur RS
of anu dealers in all grades OF Saginaw Lum eer
Lath. and Shingles; also. mouldings of abide
scriptiOns. 1888
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
MILLINERY, ETC.

Was K. G. RICKARD, Millinery & Dress
making A choice lot Of Millinery goods and
the latest STYLES of Ladies and ChildTen's Pat
terms Shop and salesroom over Mann NOyes
store Center street. Ashtabula, Ohio. 1yl23s
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
MANUFACTURERS.

q. q. cUBbRY Manufactarer Of Iath,
fsiding, ModididRs, Cheese boIes, &c. Planning,
Matching. md ScrgN1 Saving done on the
shortosf p0tice. Shop'On Main street, oppo
site ths66pero Park. Ashtsonla. Ohio. 44n
FRENCH & WEIBLEN N nniactcrers a
De4lers "a all kinds of Leather in demand IN thi-
market opp0site Ph06ix FoHndery. Arhtahu
io nft ifRf
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02

plsuGaIsTs.

MARFFN .NEWRRRRY, Druggist ano
Ap6Iaec6ry. ana general dealer in Drugs, Medl-
eines, lies and LiqHers Tor medical purposes.
EAacy and lOilet g oods, Maize street, corner oi
Cenrrs. Ashiahula.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
HARNESS MAKER.

p. c. FOR D. Manufacturer and Dealer in SaC
dies, Harness. Brides. Collars. Trunks, Whip
&c. opposite Fisk House, Ashtsbula, Ohio lOl
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02

Two heads ara better uhm oue-
aSPaaII3 F q b~
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02

Mhar Is de Liberal EKePubliean PaFtyR
The Ans er is an AgOnlZed Appeal,
From the Cincinnati Commercial Of nth inst r.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02


who rent it to tenants in small par.
GELS, at a rental based on one nan
the annual production In crops ana
cattle. These mobiles, to the NUMBER
of several thousands, reside, tor the
greater part of the year, in Naples,
and there spend the bulk of their in
come 1t is their great ambition to
own n villa and splendid turnout.
Bnt if they cannot afford both, they
occupy ''tiat" in some high, yellow
stucco building called "palace," " and
display themselves every afternoon
on the drive-ways, behind their high
stepping English thoroughbreds,
encased in gold mounted harness,
in an open carriage, driven by a
coachman in fantastic livery seated
beside a lackey equal gorgeously
bedecked. Rather than forego this
establishment, they will live in the
most parsimonious manner, in the
sky-story of a so-called palace. But
most of the nobility are able to keep
a house and stable full of servants,
as their wages are a mere trihe, ana
little macaroni and cheap vegeta-
bles suffice for food. Forty or htty
thousand persons in Naples ind en-
ployment and subsistence IN this
sort of service. Of conrseS the dry
goods dealers, the jewelers., Nil Timers,
tsisuEy aud shoeWsSasa STe pstEoF
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
SEWING MACHINE AGENTS.

8. J. LOOMS, Dealer in the Singer Sewing
Machine, Needles, Oils. Etc. also. attach
ments for all machines, over Newberry' :
Drug Store Ashtabula, o. 1260tf.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
JOB PRINTERS.

MES ttEED & son, Plain and Ornament
alJOb Printers. and general StatiOners. Speci-
mems of Printing and prices for the same sent
on application Office corner Main and Spring
streets, Ashtabula, -. 1860
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02

ASHTABULA NATIONAL BANK,
Ashtabu'a Ohio II. FAssETT. Pres {. y.
600. Cash Capital paid in $4,000 H. FAssETT.
B, CB0sBT. G. e, .BRUoEe H. j. NETTLEToE.
B NELLis, WN. HuNPaaEY. E. o. WARNER.
Ma. LICK, ?. 2. 9 oD, Directors. 1894
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-05-02
RArES OF ADVERTISING G.
an. Inch in space makes a Square.

a, n. & e. w. SAVAGE dealers in choic,
Family Groceries aud Provision. also. pnre Con
fectioEery, and the finest brands Of Tobacco an
Cigars. l96
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Bet. ITALIA and Erato, opposite Jefferson School
am fully prepared to supply my customers and the
public in general with l. ADIEST HAI R
Il Al 8. guaranteed REAL HUMAN HAIR
ron the hghtestt to the darkest shades HUMAN HAIR
GOODS, OF every description; Silk Hair Meta Fancy
Toilet Articles Fancy and jet BraceIets PerfumeET
Eancy Jet and Black Sets, every article used In
hair Dressing; Combs, Brushes, Toilet Soaps Powder,
etc HAIR work of all kinds made and repaired Coun-
try and city orders promptly attended to.
Attacned TO my store ] have a HAIR DRESSING
and Hale CUTTING SALOON. where an exporioneod
and Children - 49, x =
English, German ana French spoken. noas 7sIy
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WILLIAM LEE,
COAL AND WOOD MERCHANT

- OFFICE AND YARD
On the Levee, at the Foot of Robin Street.
NEW ORLEANS.
ORDERS can be left at my residence corner Of Clara
ano streets and at J. G. Dysart's III Common
Dealer in Coal and Wood wholesale and retail At the
ortsrs hlied and families supplied at ehort notice.
jYa0 74iy
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DEALERS IN HARDWARE,

Iron, Steel, Copper, Brass Lead Galyen,zed sn,A.s
Malta, Bolts etc.
Brass and Composition, Ship Hardware Builders Hard
ware and Fire Crates.
,o, Locksmiths' and Bell Hangers' Materials.
Iogether with the greatest variety every
OF Mechanics Tools and Hardware to be found IN tba
South, at reasonable prices ana ~ I S"e
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You see well, sire, that my counsel Ia good
HoNloan you lose sight of the interests Of yon1
oW Kingdom merely to favor these rebels
ThsE have openly defied you they have Joined
wyour enemies, and have set at nought
your just commands. Seeing that it is their
wealth that thus puifs them up, and makes
item insolent, nothing can be better in every
WHY than to take from them this superiority
Of riches; and as they have all justly deserved
to die, they may well kiss your royal hand
and thank You that you do not also deprive
them of their lives"
But, Messire de Marigny," said the king,
turning to his minister, "can you nd no means
of meeting the necessary expenses for some
short time at leastf For hardly think that
the moneys from Flanders will come in SO
quickly. What you tell me of the state of
things disquiets me to the last degree"
II know Of no expedient, sire; we have al
ready employed too many"
Listen to me-" interposed Joanna. Z" If
you will follow my counsel, and deal with Guy
as desire, will procure loan on the credit
of my kingdom of Navarro, 80 that we shall be
set free from all anxiety for some time to
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T AIDES HAIR STORE.
GEORGE I. SHILLING,

3el----- .Dryades Street. 3S1
Bet ITALIA and Erato, opposite Jefferson School
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Whether from weakness or poverty, the king
gave way, and agreed to all that Joanna re-
CURED. The poor old Count was thus delivered
| into the hand of the traitress in order to I'M
dergo the ceremony of public humiliation
and then to be kept a prisoner, far away from
his own land and people!
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Vassal % said Philip, "a humble attitude
truly beseems you after all the trouble You
havo ocoasioned us. You have deserved death
and are, indeed condemned to die neverthe-
less, out of our royal grace, We will now hear
yon. Stand up, therefore, and speak"
Upon this the old Count rose from the ground
and said:
My prince and liege lord with confidence
in your royal justice have presented myself
Mt your feet that you may deal with me nc
cording to your will"
Yosr Submission" returned the king
"comes late. You have entered into n confed-
eracy against me with Edward of England ::
you have risen up as an unfaithfni yassal
against your lege lord; you have had the au-
dHoity to declare war against us and your
land has therefore been justly confscated for
your manifold trangressions."
=" My prince" said Guy, "let me find grace be-
fore you. Bethink yourself, mighty king, what
it is that father feels deprived of his child.
Did not supplicate you in the deepest woef
Did not humbly pray You to give her back to
mel If your own son, my future lord Leuis
who now stands so manfully by your side,-if
ne were taken from you, and cast into dun
geon in strange land, would not your grief
carry you any length to avenge or to release
yonrow blood and offspringf Yes you have
= fathers heart and that will understand me-. |
know that shall find grace at your feet.o
Philip cast look of tenderness upon his
son at this moment he felt for all that Guv
had had to suffer, aud his heart melted with |
compassion for the unfortunate Count.
Sir" cried Louis, with emotion, for nv
sake he gracious to him; pray you have pitv
upon him and upon his child"
The king, however, had recovered from his
emotion and now assumed sterner aspect.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

AGED IsNocEEcE.-Thc other DAY on a
Michigan Central train coming east, was an
old lady who had never travelled great deal.
She wasn't used 10 the ways of the book
agents, the peanut boy, and the prize package
ruisancts who pass through the train every
few minutes. When the peanut boy came
along and dropped Il big African peanut into
her lap she shucked it, opened her mouth
and dropped the kernal down, instead of re
gardirg it with silent contempt or pitching
i out Of the window. The book agent came
along and dropped a book into her lap. She
said she was much obeeged,' and she care
fully locked it up in her valise The prize
package boy came along and dropped a sam
pie and she wondered how the road could at-
ford to give away 30 much. When he re-
turned she mad opened itand was wearing the
breastpin and eating the gum drops. The
book agent came back and wanted his took,
and before she would give it up she called the
conductor to see if it was right. Tie card
boy wanted pay and she appealed to the pas
sengers. When she understood that he was
right she handed over twenty-five cents with
the remark Well, ef haint alfred turned
round. / wish Ia stayed 10 llum"
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BUDGET OF FUN.


an amusing Judicial E!unuer.
l nave bccu employed to defend scedy
doctor, somewhat given to drink. Fits namC
happened to be John Wilson Lie was charg
Ell with fraudulenly disposlng OF his prop
Crty with intent 10 Retraud credi,ors-a mis-
demeanor punishable by fine and imprison
Ment- We had been through thorough cX
animation Of all the facts before commit
ling magistrate, and Wilson was committed
TO Jail 10 await the action of the Grand Jury
then in session, with an ugly case against
him on the testimony. Of course he was in
dicted. The judges had taken their place in
solemn gravity for the despatch OF Criminal
business.
The district attorney, one of those brilliant
Ceniuses who could play poker all night, with
a reasonable modlcum OF old rye to assist,
and come in court fresh the next morning,
was at q side table with his back TO the bar,
and Lurriedly making UP his lost time in fill
ing up subpRnas for witnesses. An intor-
NAL list or docket Of the criminal cases to be
tried, made On Il loose sheet, had been handed
UP 10 the court, which his Honor, with spec
tacles on nose appeared to be intcntly study
ing. Suddenly was appalled, to hear from
the venerable judge, John Wilson, stand up
TIE doctor Strengthened up, stiif as q post,
while sat wondering whatwas to come next,
rs the Judge went on rs follows;
John Wilson, ~ have been indicted by q
iurv of your countrvmen for high offence,
but the court is gratifcd 10 hear Of your re
pentance, and that Won save the county the
expense by pleading guilty. Your case and
that of your suffering family have been rep
resented to the court, and we have, On confer
ence, decided to deal lcnicntly with you. But
the court admonishes you hereafter better to
regard the laws of meum and tuum and if
you ever come before this court again you
will inevitably be used up! The court or
ders you to pay fine of five dollars and to
stand committed until paid
Before this eloquent speech was concluded
had taken in the situation. ! considered
the doctors case desperate | had all his
money and enough to cover q moderate fee
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

A WAITING CENTENNIAL gentleman oi
oar acquaintance. aged about fifty, took the
cars for Il long ride He secured good seat
in a not crowded car and put therein his bag
and various other cOnvenicnCeS. After some
hours he left his sea, for refreshments, leav-
ing ample evidence therein Of its occupancy
On returning 10 the train lie found a highly
finished woman sitting in his place, and in
the midst Of what Western people would call
his plumber. He paused at the entrance and
looked wistfully at the woman.
DO you wish anything, sir"
Yes, madam, nay carpetbag, If you please.
Thank your
He still waited and looked.
Is there anything else, sir:'
Yes, madam, my umbrella, if you please.
Ah-thanli you"
Still waiting in respectful attitude, the
lady grew restless.
Is there anything more"
Yes, madam, will take my cane, and the
papers which tear you are sitting upon
These are hastily offered, and, as the gen
tleman still stood respectfully at the entrance,
she turned upon him with some emphasis:
Well, sir, what else are you waiting for"
Madam, | was waiting 10 hear you say
Thank you for the scat"-Beecher, IN Nen
York Wcraid
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

Two newsboys were standing before cigar
store, when one asked the other, Have you
got three cents" Yes We'll, | have two
cents, give me your three cents, and ! will
buy a fve-acnter.' An right says No. ,,
handing out the money. No. ! enters the
store, pgocures the cigar, lights II, and pufFs
with {. good deal of satisfaction, Come now
give US pull says No. ., 4 furnished more
than half the money 4 know that says the
smoker but then I'm President, and you be
ing only a stakeholder, You can SpH.'-Amcr~
ic0, Grocer.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

\ SAILORS OPINION OF COMET.-Wc
were told by celebrated naval officer the fol.
lowing anecdote: On one of his cruises the
sailors saw comet and were somewhat sur.
prised aud alarmed at lis appearance. The
hands met and appointed committee to wait
upon The commander and ask his opinion of
it, They approached him and said
We want TO ask your opinion, your honor
Well, my boys, what Is il about;'
We want 10 inquire abou, that thing NJ
there"
Now, before answer you, let ne know
what you think of it,
Wei, your honor, We have talked it all
over and we think il is star sprung a leak
L-LonnoN Llitlr.
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The DanDury Noes man writes from Lon
ton: The English eat breakfast 1T S o'clock
or later, lunch at / O'Clock, and dine at e
or Z O'Clock. The breakfast is light, the lun-
chcon similar, and the dinner is quite hearty
One English dinner in the inexperienced
American stomach would produce that night:
~ cross-eyed lions; bears, with calico tails
II giants with illuminated heads; l awful
dog, with twelve legs; and IA bow-lcgged
rufiians chased by host Of pratical cauli-
flowers mounted on saddles Of beef roasted
Any respectable chemist will corroborale this
staipnent.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

Archbishop Whate!y never spared his joke
for the sake Of the sufferer on whom it was
inflicted. Pray, sir he said to a loquacious
preDendary, who had made himself active in
talking at the Archbishop's expense when
his back was turned, pray, sir why are you
like the bell of your own church-stccplcy .
'Becsuse, replied the other, i am always
ready to sound the alarm when the church is
in danger BY 10 means replied the Arch.
bishop, 1T is because you have an empty head
and - long tonguer
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

Jones and his wife were always quarrcling
about their comparative talent tor KEEPING a
lire. She insisted that as sure as he attempt
ea io re-arrange the sticks with the tongs, he
put the fire Out one night the church bell
sounded an alarm, and Jones spranC for HIS
fire bucket. eager 10 rush 10 the COnffagratiOn
hir. Jones cried his wife as he reached the
door, come back and take the longs
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

A story of recent discontinue Of Senator
Carpenter is going through the papers
Wishing TO enjoy joke, lie sent page to the
document room for copy of the 'mortitica-
ton bill telling some OF his companions to
await The pages return and enjoy the discom-
future AT the direction of Senator Upton,
who was in the room when the page made
known his request, the boy was sent back
with copy of the salary-rcpeal bill. The
smile over the face Of the witty senator was
q gMNstlY one.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

Says a Johnny Bull nabob 10 his Yankee
servant. 'Enry! 90 and get nlncc PIE, and
put il hon the stove and cat it; but don't you
heat it, Henry obeyed orders with alacrity,
and carried them out to the letter. After ten
or fifteen minutes Heneiishman orders up
pie. Why! have eaten it up quoth Henry
you told me 10 eat il but not 10 heat it,
50 took it in by the Kitchen stove and made
way with it. I toldyou,' roared irate John
ny, to eat r, but not TO heat it, That's ex-
actly what did, put in Henry, and what in
thunder arc you grutiblmg for when | did
what ,voa told mef
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

Is You FRIEND OBJ DE CULLUD MANI
Here Is your nice roast chicken cried an
aged cOlOred man as the cars stopped at a
North Carolina railway station. Here is
your nice roast chck'n N tairrs, all nice and
hot holding up his plate and walking the
platform.
Where did you get that chicken, uncle "
asked passenger.
Uncle looked at the intruder sharply, and
then turned away crying;
Here's yer nice roast chick'n, gentl' mn,
all hot; needn't go in de house for dat
Where did you get that chicken repeated
the inqusitive passenger.
Loollaycr, says uncle, speaking private
"; 'is you from de Norf?
Yes
rs YOU friend Oh de culud man.
Il hope am
Den don't you nebber ask me where | got
dat chiclin ag'n. Here's yer nice roast
chickn, all hot
The train started.
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4 Macon negro philosopher, discussing the
relations of The race, said You know de tur-
key, lie roost on de fence, and de goose he
ro0st on dc ground. You pull de turkey Oft
dc fence, and lie will get up again, You
crop hls wings, but somehow or udder he's
cW lNc to get back on dc fence Now you put
dc goose on de fence, an he will fall off; he
don't belong dar. De turkey am de white
man. He's down now, but is gwine to get up
AGAIN. De digger is de goose. He better
stay whar he belongs
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

\ suffering broker in New York lately
asked another, who hsd a bald pate, why his
head was like h-hash in a b-boarding house.
The disguised friend, on admitting that lie
didn't know, was informed that twas because
thiheTe's h-hair hh-here and ththere
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De;roi; Free Preo: Are there any fools
10 this town. asked a stranger of a newsboy,
yesterday. i don't know replied the boy I;
why, are You lonesomer