, 1874-12-25
PENDULUM FUCKER.
From Tho Nos,on If,ncs.

Htsn ''lc pupio Win OErlatMae story. tAo IeAu-
ing faots Of which aro strictly truo, tho narrative
being embclllahoi with few t1iphte Of fn,,cy.
and Shaded hero and toro with lfnts of 1icht aud
~. .s.s,.1a.!. .a..,,' 49, ..As7 ~ "nns
4A 1o'o'o'no so'ioi"l 'oo''o'o"f'
Horo IL ia:
wator. Disappointed tn loyo, in carly life. he-
ca,,so In vna I'm r,nnr IN f,rn,s,, h,u nnto,,co5
sI,sn ,ras,. 49,. .'1,. ~ sn...,. o
M''e u'aii" notse VIII " li"t's"!sc''' m'ch ailo
broadly hintca shed ll!so to Aa'o for chrlstmaa
present, lie nil at once became chnngod man,
iIo o1ao ohnnnod lila husiuess. Whtloua success-
fnl yondcr ~ 1ohatcrs In 1a,nchoi mi ,nto tn
~. 'eo1 ~ AoDets1'' ~ 4"''''sor Wv '.so s"o
n'za'ooa ena unoennea iio1o' orFasher pra'e,o' ot
euro-stono broherago. His woakneas was prod,icc,
tuat MI tho onions, cabboges, and parsnipy, aud
oIto- rocoyuor,oa ~ uto l., t,,o r,ort,ot ,,,1 ho,.
homss4 ~ ,ssr,,aa,a ~. .' -, 49,.
po"ba' w. AAoio cpinei III capp"hes'
frat amclt tho air Of Tho exchange; "Onions
md rarsnjns In riz |" knowingly ,y],isnorcd tim
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a lucy e., , Haen oof s 10 Inc
+iem}tmrn' nrs;ort 10 f,r'hnr 1 r"n',,,m, rn,SSx
+,a ,s oJros,,,,!,a,t aott a,,1 ra.ts
i.nnda,n'a @ fnrtmo 'vG;c,, bn i1vnnta =, ta,'o'
,annt ho,aoa ,ynaro "oi,,arsoa f,r,,i.,, a,,, NJ,
.nuns nousus; "'oto eIpou!a a"9u'sa .t nurn 1 ',1
~ no,oc, liz ro,,sa Ia liz me, o,w"ro ,nr,indo
hin ~ ti,n ronu,inI;o., ~ IL, rai,n.
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vcora ,fp Sp' liz nco,s rnIatod ~ ta n.aeo s".
},,, .fnntow 1snn;,,t,mn, 1Sno1.er uoI I,,nrr
i,aorv, iS mi aharn. r,sano1 nni ba}1.,,enleu
stnni IN aI Tront nf tho IN stntcsHot,sn w;ahn.;
~ ntorccnt thc f1,at 1oe of ,,otatoss thas s ~,
,ivni1 h, t,y,, for La ,r;ntnr stnro ~ liz co,'lj
purct.nso % them cheaper Of tbo pcddiiur &C country.
nm, t',n, In co.,I1 r. fh1, .nor,,nt
al IN i l,o stood ihcro nvsrnE in tho wintcr's
,t1. unl ,Iemn,o1v md wjt njtenl,s 1ea hrso1,,,t
I'm, IN ,,urci;nse n t,auor.
Mf;et iIno ronnf thou n,;n,ta Wander of ,ica
nn1 fn}snhnoisin was Tho hrntn. ,rn}y.--frnn
wl,to,, # n,nv bo nfnrrod hTr. p,rker wa, uot an
ai,nircr nT ihn inilv nroua nf 13oaton 1Tc tyns
na,tiai ] only to Tho SUNDAY lawn panera. '' 49, "''S
Instantly tho gemin's Inauncr md rieage
cha anwci 1unn,n,, awnv mt of roach NJ ni
pMcIor's ceno. I1e exocntod ono Of thcso gyrat. mt
;+< ,nnvo,nnntu r;tt III rh,,,,,i, NJ, nTar n, aol
nt la roaa fnr Wild, lis jr;nd il fan'n,,p % nn
f1snr,,~ h,ch ward h.1 II Mi Tia avn ,rnv ,,'f;1
H. tsc. t ~ .vats.,a vl,.,, ,tt, IL.
a.nc ~ t,Nae In ianiod nrnsf,otn ~, % thn cc'
,yn'i - NN
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u aver nv lin ~ IL, III ,roatcnn+
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oarn1 1'1t;,,t ,y;tashinn cvea In i,,tron;i a,"
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tM I NY ny 9UusM 9't - Nv" ~" "''u W"
r"t;,,. ,;'s, NV t+,,, -, ~, nm. =, 7,,,a
eo it S US 80 "t s 'esI VI. W an Il" 7'so"sa 'o o'aes
oas ILL.,, m..m 'uu Inv y. .tu.: ntG ..u a.au,, ~,
aa"su n,'s sJu tnot"et' a6"'" "opa7aaeo 'ao
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u - H., s'nts'. f'ts ,.a,
anu h's ~ hA'Ao H.
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eIo , - , ~ ni,ia na t.. eola u
a"'. ~; ;1veo wv .o uotes1oa h'tta. n1?ael
nu inl nhyuos-my l,s;ea llyai! Ana ya1
wonM ,'ot hstm snao! sa1a ts'o Imlscr, mora
iisnass, i aM asn ses!";aa',ae ns'tnos W Sos1
ioohe t !'of ,oai !"'!o' wy ny |" Netatu'-olu
nesn .'sa , geh 70 PnY anr woo; = ee mere
aow, r .H"ns.S.2sa is oi Sa'u tnokis
GIly @ or ~" XXI nhfp 1I :,c. % mG ,
et tR H. aom oa, .uns a ~, 'nf 1s
sa,,nr,a1 ~ ,,a S5 f,cs "' '''" A'''
u ron fr;atc,os cHHseh.: reE, H. t,,o,o voa ,,enor
~ mas Gassasas A|9 .,s EsuwIu su"so mas eeno:
u c9isnsl*los U! il1c ueus!u. uFetx"le1o, y y
,r;s,ia tr, ~ % % 5rst a. os, Gp ~ ~ T! ,
ntnnnn ,a !, I',i ,oa n.n su ~ y, 49,
oaca p1Heo' a msto !. co y d, M ~ G'
seto o. TGne pos xa " ste e a !. sou nas %aso M n s"t
@ n, Dl nc, ~ I'm ~ scr ,n r'Sg Ng, So o
utstA % ne".. to 4.oGt: 4sv.u'G s.ut 'l'.a.iuu
snsfo. me tcy ~ 'hcse @ ols tnr s,n, c,e' tnhE oi a
oar!y taSs hls loyo for Sla'ts aloiso, ttlo halr
=. no1i
nah 'N yS'e Msas aa ;as'y " ,,s,. oa ana soons
onS'ol; Mh's @ mom 'scnn 4 "nn tn's "l,ach came
t over % H. my @ nc ,Y YHnfn g 10 e1 asf1"fHS,y icy
!s'Wara tno you',S XVIII" mlo iaa ,snlcn nt'ls
~ tne l9oE'lns Mns 1. h.ifol'mE "'ieetsn!l
tog AaE.@ atotse '"ss@et, us WY y nWs Mt.aA
70 tho ta!neneo =. IHriasn''s Mtnio ae1@a9S
sn's ,tes1,' tlu ~ tto ~ 49, taouo a!Sep, u
WHICH ao utea1nca i!s llo uvei nsa,1l' alsa a"oHe
WIN s!ars as he Jan1ea e 70 a c.tteia 'ho 1asEo
he"sDny, WHOSE lhGu "aa u G;anpIse-naAa, ~; AMI
who hat on t.e a 1oospospo a OF ns peo' efiahhf
"nt3 1s!aA'n!s tueea u. a.til. +,,
ue t9sn got up resolsedto fotorm and lead n
puIsgr ;t.; lito. L., ,. iii :
Ihk'nG Hneet o1 papot, no maao VIII IN
! Shch nc Gaso hls properly 70 cnaftH-an OK.
ceIt GouSn 70 J.. sot Foung a sny!eF u up Il, psste'
"ma a. wad ta to ots ataa Eaof ar t 70
*onta. ,,,,,na uao,.,,.,,
Atter ~" sao,aena y. ptnlotisio renGo''o!',
noMeyer ley t no coneluaea .ias yaor !s woaa e.
noM q 1ae .no.'es nn@ s!'oua @ y 10y tu.t' 30,
no, ne r. 'n,aus 49,, a., @ o' neaa a,S w, aa' O..
ouu'ao' H. = afnnnt nt,' a!o w ~ !;lsu n"ay ny
money while f,;i In a!tyG NoReaS v does TIT .,
1,ns IL hcillsn "oEln! Wo'.a1 l contd nesp
Aaraa M ana hes noy, fof E sho MMss ~ % ngos!
Inn no s.oppou saots, t as u Iaan o5ait,na t