The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-02-26

Form Is good, but not fermality.

lmmoderate sorrow Is o epecies OF tardy
suicide.
A ittle-spinster says the smallest woinan
looks hopefully 70 Eymen.
Can il be called feat OF skill when q per
sou throws up his situation!
What is that from which il You take the
whole, some will remain ?-Wholssorne.
Itis remarked by a philosopher that some
people are wise oae day, and otherwise the
next.
Little fish have good molten a. to the
commencing of life--they always begin on q
email scale.
| When dcaf-mutes ere married. two mem
bers of the wedding party are sure to DO I'M
speakaoly, happy.
An Irish lover remarked that ''it's very
great plea ure to be aiene. especially when
your sweetheart is Wild ye ~
What is the difference setween cloud
and lea ten child? Que ponrs with rain,
and the other roars with pain.
A cynical lady, rather inclined to dirt,
says most men are Ike cold--ysry easily
caught, butvsry hard to Get rid OF.
An eminent tsetste!er would only consent
to sit for his portrait on condition that he
should be taken in water colors. ~ps
A New York carpenter. In advertising for a
situation, fra Il ky says that work is not so
much of an object as good wages
! The meIarehol y aays have come. the sad.
dest Of the year; it's q iistle too warra for
whisky hot, and little too cold for beer.
"1'he one thing" says Jean Paa!. (which
maiden most EASILY fcrgets is how she
iooks-hence mirrors were inventsd."
A little boy at his frat concert inaocently
asked, when singer was eneored, Whats
tbs matter mothsr-dida't she do It right"
Charles LAMB, when speaking of one Of
his rides on horseback. remarked that "all
Ut once his horso slapped. but he kept right
on T.
The creditors OF au ascending Yankee
banker found. on opening Lis safe, tina. the
only thing he aad laid up for rainy day
was an umbrella.
When wife 10 detected showing unusual
affection for her husband, Ii may fairly be
expected that she will appear before long In
new boanet.
Editing newspaper 10 very much like
raking the hre-every one thinks he can
perform the operat'ea better than the man
who holds the poker.
ar, bearing the cherry Wives of Windsor
highly praised eDqaissd how many wives
Mr. Windsor BAD.
A hard-0 orklng clergyma suggests that
church pewa snoHld be pat on pivots, 40
that persons ia front may examine the toilets
on the tack seats.
1t was suggested that an advocate of our
Govelnment's interfering Ia the affairs oil
other nations should be rewarded with
NEEDLE.
Il say, Jim. wi.ics Fould you rather, that
a lion tore ron in pieces or tiger ~
Why, you goose. Of course I'd rathsr lioa
tore tiger 10 pisces"
"Dom't worry yourself about my geing
away. my darling. Absence, you knew.
makes the heart grew fonaer."--"Of some
body eIAe," added the dazzling.
TIE married ladies Of Western city have
termed a Com home husband Club" 1t il
ABOUT four feet long. and has brush at the
end Of It,
sorns genius has announced IT as his opn.
ion that there will be such facilities for
travelling by ~and-by," that you can 20
anyw here Tor nothing and return, Ter half
price.
In yiew of the approaching era OF political
speech-maKing. an American lover of his
race advertises for soras secret and expea-
ii ons method Of communicating lock jaw.
my dear" asked John. on observing new
stripped hose on Ills only hair, "why have
yon made barbes's poles of Ernest's legs :"
Because he's little shaver,' wss the re-
ply.
A shoplifter, detected see, citing some val
liable lace in Diapers shop. stated that
she was unconscisas Of " hat she had done
she had taken IL, she said, TN fit Of alb
stractiOnP' !
"a le,aalc lecturer la Bosten said - Get t
married, young men, and be quick about it. |
Don't wait for the girls TO heroine angels. 4
You would look we'll beside an angel. :
wouldn't you ~
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