The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-09-12
CREAM OUR EXCHANGES

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The Freeport Bu}ttm says the editor OF tn
Rockford Gazctte, having heard that sulphur II
the socks will prevent cholera has worried ;
stick of birthstone out OF druggist, ana now
wants some one to loan him pair oI socks while
he tries the experiment
The Lockport Courier gently fans rotcmpo
rary With the pen in this way;
gentleman from Joliet says ii was all 4 cruel
Joke about tue editor Of the Republican being ac'
cused of making correct statement. me rn'h3r
was absolutely without formulation, and too al
surd to be credited BY anybody for moment.
He had every reason to believe tf2i no one , coz
nected with that excellent paper h2a Wh"IV
told the truth for more than two years
The same ReBp5licaa last week publishes i IL
bel upon us (Bcemus), charging Us with deliver
ing street lecture to 4 crowd OF loaIcr', Ncr on
a recent Friday, As we have not been BEYOND
the limits of La Sale county WITHIN INC !aSl hYS
months, and never delivered street lecture IN
Jolie. in our life, that item is bareiaccd false
hood This is the only "crcam" we have been
able to skim from the Joliet Appj'n,D thi,
week
An old maid, speaking of marriages, say it's
like any other discasc-whilc there /, lie there
is hope.
Yes, but none for the married ~relche-.
The Kennebcc CMc, JoTea' i, sure that dogs
are the friends Of men, lnasmucA Is ah augusta
puppy bit a moppeddler
There Is broad field for Augusta puppies Of
tho+ dsnosit,on hcrraway and then should map
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ming rod and directory men,
It Is reported that when Bcechcr hcUrd how
the 1,ockpurt market was glutted with pcGchcs
anu Natcfieios; NJ ~ IN IF MI tLe
other stomachs that will ache Then he inadea
sp,emIu opnrjn,r mot Lie grandf1Lrr wa. a
hvnncbnnd rioc - ocI,1,J Co,yier
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Lady passln,cr.-W Which has tlt most Of the
Beccbef scandaly That's Inc one Nnnt.
Those who may nave feit thGc oi ulScour-
apnment ahnut Inc slSwre.s which charactcrizcs
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The dOlatry of the hcuthen IS thus rendered
inexcusablc
It's said that thcre arc scores ol human neinss
down ~ 10 wood and stone and have never even
,o.rd tJo ,,a'ne nf iionrv Ward Rcnchcr
rorn oytenSiyn Yearly same action ouGht TO he
,aI,or hy thn ci,y d,ds in tLc matter K 4, G0
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III is Sald thal oohheFs e"Il '"oSSt uP'" 'n''-
ties as an exclusive diet. What nice opening
Kankakee affords for those who comprised the
recent republican county convention
Mice fatten slowly in a church. They can't
live nm religion any more than ministers can
Erchaagc.
Yes, and the comparison goc, lurthcr-both are
adopts in est-hiding.
The editor Of the Idaho U'o,l9 i, in an awful
fix. He says, We must raise two thousand dol
t T." h'i,s, cana and we TAXA his
occasion to offer o;lr respectful coincidence 10 the
widow, WIN inc suggestion lhnt III thc itrr'tor-
,r siy ,nnoths '1,,c.o,, St,tes,,oa
during hurricane IN Kansas II county l reas
urer became so lerTlliea lhaJ ne achno"icu%tu
adcialcatioh OF Hl''oo; Mtcr 'hr "lho h'" SUI
s'uci NC oen''u It, $1,000.
Nhat u pi'y inc "'"u o'o no. o'"" i've ''''"'
out oil him before he rctractcd!
The Kankakec Ga.ette pantivcy says:
Lard matinees, or hog killing picnics, will soon
be in order. Then will the fragrant "sor'a@e
be hHked win our thoughts Oh nome
Beecher wished he was dead, ana llltOh wished
m " as Iea1 a',u ,und tI , 80 ,i
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