Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-05-07
Hero and There a Dash.
Vow take your saltwater,

Now take your saltwater.
Get ready to see old John Robinson
next Tuesday,
Croquet is the fashionable evening pas
time now.
NJ. G. Nichols is rapidly completing his
new house on Second avenue.
The young people generally should at
tend the Musical Association tonight.
Will Holderby showed remarkable bot
tom in his race Monday, to catch the de-
parting train.
A little wholesome tinkering to the west
ern sidewalk on Eighth street wouldn't go
amiss about now.
Dyspeptics should lie careful not to eat
more than six to eight spring radishes for
dinner during the month Of May.
Capt. Frank Morgan and his mother-in-
law, Mrs. g. W. Jones, are rustieating
amid the scenes Of northern Iowa.
The silyery tones Of bell spelled with
big ''B" makes the warm blood in Prince
Harry's veins tingie with rapturous de-
light
The Fleetwood exhibited her best sail
ing qualities on her up trip Tuesday, and
put in an appearance at the wharf at eight
O'Clock.
From the ADVERTISER Office, the Fleet
woqFs chimneys could be plainly seen tow
ering above Wares hotel during the high
water last week.
The Courier advises the fire department
at Charleston to parade on Saturday al
ternoons and squirt water on the loaiers
that congregate about the levee,
We met Rev J. L. Peters coming out Of
a meat shop on Monday morning with a
young Maltese kitten. Had occasion Of
fercd, We would have declined an inyi ia
ton to dinner.
The Pittsburgh Commercial says the la
test Invitation Tor drinks between individ-
uas is Let's cremate something" In
Wheeling it is different they say come
along and have drink Of whisky. Sian
DART
Parsons addition Is looming forward
1t will serve as a connecting link between
Huntington and Ceredo. Meanwhile.
would it not be well to discuss the propri-
ETY. OF extending the city limits? That
new cooperative power would be good
thing 10 tax.
At the Odd Fellows Masquerade the
other evening lady appeared dressed in
an entire suit Of the Huntington ADvER-
User. All We have say is, if Gilbert does
not pop the question TO her before a fort
night, he d better-hoaton Journal.
Mr.. VIM. p. Titus strolled ont Of town
last Friday ard made things lively among
the snipe creation. He bagged several
beauties, and on his way home dropped in
and left Us a pair, which makes rs his
obedient and grateful servant. May his
trigger never grow rusty AID his powder
keep dry.
\ man who will sit by four-story win
dow in a hotel and spit tobacco juice at a
lnot-hole in the sidewalk below while a
Fourth Of July procession is passing may
- t. Heaven when he dies, bat here's
stamps that he won't-Detroit Free Press
It's authoritativcly stated that an in
geRious Third avenue rooster has invent
ed novel device for washing feet. It's
points of merit lie in the fact that it does
away with all the labor that attends the
old process, ard performs the same work
with that absence Of physical exertion 81
palatab!e to the Third avonUe equilbri-
UNI. So unique and singular are the
movements Of this new invention, that il
is estimated that the ROSTERS will call
them into use at least once a month just
for the pleasure Of the thing, whether they
are needed or not.