The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1874-11-21
Chr Bulletin.
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 81. 1854.
MISCELLANEOUS.


.-IIopecs. love drove a women Ga
wear. of age to suicide in Santa Rosa.
cal. the other day.
The crusade is hearing fruit in Ohio.
\ society of well-meauing old fellows do
thereby agree not TO drink whisky. im-
moderately
A Uolyoke Mass paper mill work
man recently dropped his watch into the
rao.prinding machine. and II was in
.mntly powdered.
A young colored girl. left in charge
OFT. c. Carriers infant at Live Oak. Fla.
recently gave It spoonful of vit,iol to
stop the crying.
--.Iapane>c actors are followed about
on the stage by attendants. who hold
candle, tina, the audience may see the
features Of the performers.
The following is said To be a popular
song in Duluth: SBcet-stcak when I'm
hungry, whisky when I'm dry. green
back. when I'm hard up. aud Heaven
when die,
June, llallow. of West Dudley
Mass. labored hard for thirty year. e
procure n home of his own f'"-f mon, "'
I amer. those u,afi, years az paf~iHl"i'' ne
purchased q farm, settled on il. and died
Ia twenty day, thereafter.
Origin of II Nickshurg shooting at
fair: The partic, were almost entire
strangers. and 1t seems the difficulty
originated in u remark made by Graham
that he had very poor opinion of man
who would work for a salary"
While the BARRIERS of Syracuse were
holding banquet on recent evening. a
way stuck his head in at the door and en-
quircd. ii. thi, barbccuc:" and va
mooscd. The barber, have no clue a. to
whom the inquiring party was.
Prison architecture has reached the
acme of perfection at Due West. South
Carolina. They have building there i'm
which windows and door, are entirely
dispensed with. The prisoner, are
hoistcd outside by means ola rope aud
dropped in from the top.
In Utah, says local paper. when
ever a polyganou> wife wants to locate
a homestead she call, herself widow.
and nclc sam has been Swindcd ont OF
thousands OF acres of land in tab hy thi.
widow dodge. We must adopt Mr.. Wei.
lcr'> Bit of advice IN thi, case sam.
iNcl. beware OF vidders."
sporting men say that Bonner lei
| the muscles that lii horse Dexter one,
! possessed get down soon after his pur
chase OF the racer, and that hc has never
been able To yet them up again. which ac
counts for his keeping the horse of TIA,
track and preventing people from ,reina
| what slow horse he owns.
An editor noticing the dcccasc OF
rich subscriber. observes ''lIc Ia. die,
regretted by a numerous circle OF friends
widow need he who has obtained the IN
controllablr possession of twenty thou
sand dollar, per anmlm. More tina
twenty young men have sent letter, q
coincidence to her"
A lawyer wa, In country town on
dying trip. lie was accostcd in the no
tel by a drummer" who thought hin
one of the fraternity. and inquired
For what house are you travclingY
For my own" "lOu are may AL
your Nance you may" Pau,c-cn
ioyable TO the lawyer, embarrassing l.
the other. "Wcll desperately, what
| your Nance clones" What lin
are YOU in" II don't understand YOU
sir" "What are you selling (impa
tiently). brains" (coolly). The mcr
camille traveller saw hi, opportunity
and. looking at the other from head l.
foot. lac said, slowly, "Well, you appca
to carry deuced small amount of sam
pies"