, 1874-11-15
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'>@" A"~7 AAe'eA LULA N43o"A 70 gre 0no II H. /
poor.
Two lovers hugging each other in !. .t...
are accepted as an instance OF = bad 49,.
"open communion
/ Some 1landerer speaks OF an u1ino,,
woman "ho is going out a. mis,on.r. .'ss'
cause the present style Of bonnet il no. ~
ing TO her. 4'
4 Milford clargyman's theme MAS "Tb,.,.
and whie he was preaching soms Of tb.m ~.
the whips from the unmatched wagon, ~ -.
worshippe1s- ~
An Indiana clergyman sued pavso.n.rt =.
libel and dropped de4d within Wal Ms
Detroit Free Press saga these follows Vlt t...s ~
something BY and b7. '''
Mrs: Van Cott preached ! SERMON on},{r.
men in Baltimore recently, tbs ter hala "a
"What dost thon7" And they dusIe3 ~.
sue got through scoldipg. 'V''
"Mamma," saia precious little bo, "A,
against bis will. was m ida to rock ths RI
his baby brother, :" il eha Lord has An, ~ "
babies to glTe away, don't yuu take 'e1n.s 1'S'
There are thirty OF forty different kinds =, -
liglon in this country, AMI it worries tha celr,s
entry clerk Immensely to have peoule tunhhs,
u.to Heaven III euch siugularly assorted nu.s
Brooklyn Argus-
"A bashfu1 young clergyman recently .fsu, b
preach for the first time. u1ade telriola NM
It, aud announced bis tex: IN this mise; AIN
Immediately ::ac coc< wepr, anu PosoE went ID
aud craW BITTERLY"
"What do You soil tnose fowls fol 7" iuot.aa
buyer. II acil them fot profits" was sb. Is.
swer. "Thank sou for the information thAn.7
are prophets" responded the qaerist; ID
them to DO pat1archs."
Detroit Free Press: ''Tbs Milleriles h,ta
sottled on the 20th Of Novenbss u a.oeaaqn,
day, put for mea who expect to be in hsarea o.
the 2lst they hold hay aud oats up woads,fal,
still, and want their cash down."
When one woman attempts to rass anosae,
woman going do"n a church aisle, aud nps ID
tLat other womans hanging PICKET III doing H.
eyeh the most cureory examination Of tho lat.
ts1's counsenance will make It plain thss tbs
Sabbath in her soul has fed.
4 disaute is going On in Feeteo about the etk
quette to be followed at nisslonazJ cookluza
One party claims that men only should ba i.
lowed to dance round the tempting moral
while the Feejee Woman's Rights Society r.Ss
that the women should bo petmlttsd to JON il.
It is impossible to bluot the fins edge Of sous
peoples fae: e:idiousuess- An Instance At hand1
that Of Z lady who get up and Nent out Of charh
Que Sunday because she considered ths 1a:ul*'
rer's remark that ue al wanted to get into
Abraham'e boson," IS both malicious Ind Il
delicate.
Fortv-oue Georgfans stood around tho dests.
bed OF old Mr. lerkins, their r,ch relative, I'D
shed tears as the cold hand OF death Tas Lid ~
on hs brow. When the will Vas optntd, I'D
they found that be lad left Ill bis proptnya
found college, forty-one Georstaas ssattes1 1R
home, e1claimiog, !" Kn=s1nl"
Ter1e Haute Express: The cornsr Ialttr
who si:s On the cu1bstope aud whistles "An!s
soldier Of tho cross 7" for two moral hoats ua.
tue autumn "iuas sing up bus pauss lee, shoaa
find out pretty soon, and il ha u, nosaa
breaking her back at tho vash.lub IN tsea'
5azl will probably benefit thescoy..
attractiots OF m evening entertainment xM
be tablean ot the - Prodiga4 3a', a!1er "
bufe's painting. The best-lookin8 Eoans maalo
the place had oeun selected for the Prudl93a, eaa
every one OF the girls wanted to b tns :somaa
who should hang ou his shoulder aud look 70"
iugly at him, and that broke up the oaaossA
A Nov Bedford clergyman amazpd big ooa9
CATION last Sunday by suddenly les'ing rs >! r. -
pit, trottlns down tho aiaIe, and st7oln5 VI "
ward home The choir sang. and chen thele n. ~
an awkward, ddgottv Whiting. Soon sno pss1
shos into the church again, soppinE ptts1sn -.
from mis- forehead with lis h37dkefcofe1,
read bis sermon without eIplanatlon;, .les u, A'
forgotten his manuscript, WIGS ALL
It was in a Massachusetts village thst ~ 81 81
scisso1sg grinder, calling on minister, + m1as =,
usual query. "Any scissors 70 g.lua. g,;sta,s nm! 1na
which lie took, by asxiug, " Are you msar ~
God7 Il do not understand you Asr. r.
nranared to die ?" Tue question stTuck hoaa
Gathering up his KIT and scrsmonnE " If III
door. he exclaimed, te1Toz-stI1ckeo: ~ ~
o Lor'! you amt aso.na to kill me, a1e g0a'
The following story Of Scotch pulpit sflusa. lsa.
By beadle used to be told b, an emfaoo' . .''rr,
the late Rev. DR.. Andrew Thompson a,;aa H f;y
man N the couut1y had q stranger prescolnSa ~ -
him one day, aud. meeting bis headle, h1 s. "a
him: swell, Saunders, how did you ~ s.ss:
sermon to-dny7" II watna s'f y H. sab .b.s 81.
over pla1n and simple for me. IKE t. md con-
mons best that jumbles the 1oods tpeu. Gu ~. III
foonds the sense Cd, cir, mover ea" Aa' ''
come up to yourself At that. -.
Wishing to point = moral and adorn tse a.rt ~
the author Of KasseIas," thon aske1 sh,r. sua
little John Henry, "1Yaa the vile ot Fonxr ;a,onr
truly good woman, my child? :" threw l'.t, l'v
tones mild and subdued sadness appt.ospn.oadd
the OCCASION. "No. sir," be prompty iIcssnh II
t"because she wanted the good young so.sn1stif
tell stories With her-to Ie." Was 90 c'usJ " ,sJ
taken aback at this altogether unloos 81 ~ eruh
Of the subject that came within a. ssq ~ - fra
OF breaking through. conceaeaa ~ ~ aus.
looked down demurely, aud conanue0 ~
tons.- Washington Capital r,
A b7ighte7ed boy Of 4years w .a,dDe ~ ri
prayers the other night to his nosasf; 4saeeu
his hands folded and eyes closeo' no
said:
Now lay me down to eaeep.
fray the Lori my soul 70 Aeoes
II should die b*fofe "aAs,
pray the Lord my soul 70 a1o'
God uleae pxpo, mamma, FL. xrd
he stopped all at once, opened hn Ell e'i "
exclaimed: Mother, motheF, Tnn Hn.s sssond ss not
stop to ask questions. my aon, While BJ.
ing your prayers replied his motnHT1 .,1,'
mother, I have been bad what s99 s9szanid ~
- Ask God to forgive you but yo4 sG7n' nit
your prayers all through when Jou oefs ss ~
out stopping" Els question apswpreot Il. ,rta,
erentty folded his hand, and closns =. for ILL.,
rontinuou: 'And Will God forgive Insoriug ns ri il
ing hoptoad with big stick, ana 'nf''
down 3 big hole : Aneo-" ~ ad
An anecdote is told OF PaIBon shuFe. TT
settled at South HlughAn. t, ~
tea1y wit ought not to pass unteeolss~ ~er1 food
pears tnAt tho reverend gentleman 80 49, ms da1
of pudding; 80 at ministerial I'set t.sta Of BIZ
he hostess, in order to crafty ;hs tass
guest. had pudding for dluner. onto o!1!.a 20 tbss
I came very near the fire while COOKIES nstso1,
xheu serred it WAS exsramoly hoE ,sd Aad ! pics
x,tho11t allowing 1t time to cook p!aeeu IN EssI
It once in his mouth. and then fe4o"o Lut 81
,optortions incident to such an oeca9i o:a ii 20 -
% no purpose. The pudding "oa4e IL .ii,ke1
he pa1son, uho was polite man. q'a''4