The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-08-13
sAYINGs ANp DOTNGs.

You must not hlrt W1th the girls u
You expect to use your oar successfully,
is a standing order to the university
crews at Saratoga.
AN Iowa editor recently announced
that a certain patron of his was " thiev-
ing as usual. BE claims that he wrote
Thriving.
MRs. C1OGGERs wet her feet the other
morning by going out into the dewy
grass. She now appreciates the maxim
''give the devil his dew"
THE passenger train between Colum-
bus and Macon, Ca, took in $1.10 dur
ing a recent trip, and yet these -bloated
railroads talk of hard times.
THE Protestants appear to bemaking
headway in Mexico. Five years ago
they had less than six churches there,
and they now have Rinety-eight.
Our on a FoUL.-
The han s4nae wlsiEzipg Eed-hot through the air
| L lust tipped the hat. hgEt barney WAS there
And took i in under his eye.
] The Turkish government has formal
/ IL stated to the Unitel States Minister
| that it intends adhering to its recent
prohibition of the sales of Bibles in
Turkey.
NEXT to music, nothing so powerfully
tends to soothe the savage breast as to
see the young man who parts his hair
in the middle showing bsby-wagon on
/ Sunday.
A PHILADELPHIA girl called a young
man thief, and when requested by the
mother of the accused to prove the
charge, said he had stolen several kisses
from her.
PATHETIC appeal from q Chicago ex-
4 n.
want to see your family beggared before
your face? Wake up and be man
I'll save you for fifty dollars !"
The German military authorities have
determined to revoke their absurd or
der which prohibited soldiers from
drinking water while on the march.
This privation caused many deaths dur
ing the Franco-Persisn war.
"KArE, understand you have ao-
cepted a situation. as governess, Rath-
er than that, would marry a widOWer
with six children" Eyes, dear Sophie,
and so would !, but where is the Wild
over ?"
4 MAN in a New York rural settlement,
who has been an inveterate smoker for
twenty years, has suddenly and per-
manently given up the practice. BE
knocked the ashes of his pipe into keg
of blasting-powder.
THE great western railway company
of England has abandoned the broad
for the narrow guage. The change of
guage of the whole line was effected in
three days, and with it ends the broad
guage system in Great Britain.
A PENNSYLVANIA man has in his pos
session cigar seventy-,wo years old,
but if he thinks the papers are going
TO nominate him for Governor on that
account he viii be disappointed. The
time has gone by when a cigar seventy
two years old will get mp tidal wave.
DR.--, entering military hospital
surgery. met DOYLE the orderly, and
asked which he considered the most
dangerous of the many cases then in
hospital That, sir, i" said Doyle, as
with an indicative jerk Of his thumb he
pointed TO where, on the table, lay
case of surgical instrumental.
TIE sugar-beet planters. near Brigh-
ton, Sacramento, have 2, 400 turkeys in
their fields battling against the army
worms. Each turkey eats on an average
600 worms per day, making a total loss
to the latter of 40, 600 daily. Not
withstanding this heavy loss their num-
bers seem un1iminished. The query
now is, where do they come from ?
A YoUNa man who was recently tried
in London, Eng and, for the murder of
his aunt by hanging her, WIS acquitted,
although he declared the act to have
been his. The jury took the ground
that finding his relative, who had COM
mitted suicide, hanging in the house
when he entered, the shock affected his
mind and led him 10 imagine that he
had murdered her.
THE first external revelation of the
dry rot in man is a tendency TO lurk
and lounge 10 be at the street corners
without intelligent reasons ; TO be go
ing anywhere when met TO be about
many places rather than any to do
nothing tangible, but to have intention
of performing a number of tangible
duties, tomorrow or the day after
Charles Dickens.
DESCRIBING the culinary arrange
ments of the Grand Union hotel at Sar-
ato0a. a correspondent of the New York
Commercial Advertiser says that all the
grinding of coffee, turning OF ioc-cream
freezers, roasting spits and dozen 9th
er things, are done by little steam-en-
Qines that you could carry OF IN one
hand. DuriIg the regatta week the ho-
tel fed five thousand people day, and
on one day thirty head of cattle were
consumed.
IF We view the human body in re-
gard to its maiadies and the season Of
the year, says an English observer, We
shall find that GUNNER is divided from
winter by q line drawn from somewhere
bv the third button of the waistcOat.
AS the murcury In the theTmometer
goes up. our ailments 20 down. In cold
weather the respiratory organs, IN hot
weather the digestive organs, are sever
ally the places in which we go wrong.
They are trying to build the largest
hotel in the world in San FFHncisco.
IL is to be known as the Palace hotel,
and will contain 700 rooms. There viii
be 800 bath rooms aud 374 bay windowE.
Accommodations will be furnished for
200 guests. The hotel is TO be COM
pleted in August, 1875, and will cost al
tooether 81. .75O. 600. OF this amount
af OOO.O 600 will be the cost of the lot,
81 500, 900 of the building, and s5O0,0OO
Of the furniture.
GREAT thoughts and books sometimes
disappear for generations, and turn up
again UNEXPECTEDLY, like messages drop
ped in the sea, and carried TO far on
shores. The ocean Of time has hidden
currents az well as that OF space, and
curious history of them might be writ
ten from the appearances. They
help us to believe that no true word or
deed is finally lost, and that a time if
coming when, in this sense, also tho
sea shall give up the dead which are
in IL.
TIE old heir Of the Bourbon Enonar-
chy Of France and the young heir Of the
Napolenic empire, tried 70 rival each
other in fattering McMahon as long as
they thought he would surrender his
place whenever the proper moment
came for tho establishment of the mon
archy or the empire. But both Of them
have ceased 70 address their compli-
ments 10 him since he announced that
il was his hxed and irTevOcsbls purpose
to hold on 10 the presidency, and 20
fight for il, If necessary, Eli the expi-
ration Of the seven years for WHICH he
was elected by the ass smbly.
How is it that girls can always tell
married man from a single o8e The
fact il indispGtable. BlsckWood says
that 3" the fact Of mairimony or batch
elorship is written 50 legibly in mans
appearance that no ingenuity can con-