The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-04-01
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Pure 81, 5s better than tar for weak lungs.
Indian corr is revOlutiuuiziug the EnyHsl
tabs
Spirisualism is said to be OF the increase il
England.
English railway travellers are forming prOtec
ton society.
The latest dodge IN books-Re:uruiug borrow.
ed volumes rs Christmas presents.
Why Is person who never lays 4 wager a:
bad as a regular gambler Because be is no better
a Nebraska man reckO1s that the increase il
rags ADDS three per cent TO the valuation Of his
family.
HoE to become practically acquainted with the
a Rule ot Three--Live with your wife mother.
and moiher-in-laE.
A funeral procession Of 10000 persons recent
Iy followed the remains Of an Indian Princess, il
Cashmere, who died of the smallpox
a Boston ship-bzil5er sxys that Noahis ark
wasn't much Of a ship. after all, beng little bet
ter than . barn with the cEevices caalkei up.
A clergyman st .Hazslton, Pa, recently ap-
pended note to q wedding notice in q local pa
per. announcing that il was the 999th couple be
had married.
School teachers al Fall River. Mass are not
permitted to whip pupils until the day after that
OF which the oTsase meriiing punishment was
committed.
Eau Claire, Wis. boasts the possession Of s
dog Of genius. be goes 70 the market, bearing
tbe.moley in a PAL, does The trading, Gsd brings
back the purchases.
Grace Greenwood declares that the improve
ments Of the day are fast erasing national Pecu-
liarisies making marked indiyidaalties and eccea-
tdcies more rare.
The veterans Of 1872 in Washington drank
deep to this toast The Washington Nouu-
neut-Tear it down or finish il As it stands It
Is disgrace to the country
The scholars OF Dover school, Scotland County,
No took d vote TO determine whether they
should treat their teacher or duck him. The vote
stood, 81 for treating 70 for dGcking.
HerOisu is limited after all A giri who, the
rescsed drowning child, tainted away when she
saw her false Curis floating down the river.
Somebody with turn fos statistics has CON-
P1tsd that man Of average lOquacity talks three
hours per diem, at the rate Of 100 words per
inmate or enough in one hour 70 al % octave
pages, in one week 600 pages il one year 81 vol
umes-
The battles Of First Bull Run, Far Oaks, Pitts
burg Landing, Malvern Hill, Second BuIl Ran,
Stone River. Fredericksburg, ChzncellOrsEille,
Gettysburg, SpOttsylEaulA Court House, Cold
HArbOr an Nashville we're followed By heavy
rain
At the last day S. Peter viii call Rubinsteiu,
and say, Play that piece by Sch1mann thos
didsi perform al Florence Thea the shade Of
R0binsteiu vii sit down to 8 shaioEy piano
forte, and, at the crash, the dead vii wake
HdiiaH RzpsT.
Twenty thousand dollars stiH remain unpaid on
the brouze statue Of StoneEaH Jackson, con-
ple,ed al Nuremburg by order Of some Of the
enthusiastic sdherants Of the deceased soldier.
There Is much drumming and pleading, bat the
South does not respond.
4 scientific writer has made the discovery that
8 Gnkers dam Is not profanity, but simply al
inclosure made commonly Of bread around the
hole to be Eaeaded, that the melled solder may be
contained TIL it e0ols Of around the bread.
After being subjected TO this process the bread
is burned and spelled and Is fitting type Of utter
usaIessuess.
There Is story Of Judge Grer which every
body delights in, how he set aside the unjust YER
dics Of a jury against al unpOpsla- man, with
this remark: = Eater the verdict, Mr.. Clerk.
Enter also, Set aside by the court want it to
be understood that it takes thirteen nea 70 steal
mans farm in this court"
Judge Story cnce wrote as follows: /" 1t vii
be principally with regard to high officers, sseh
Is ambassadors, judges, heads OF departments.
and OtheS appointments Of great public import
ance, that the Senate viii interpose 70 preEeat 1
any unsuitable choice. Their own dignity and
sense Of character. their daty to their country,
and their very title Of Office. viii be materially
dependent 1PSa firm discharge Of their duty on
such occasion"
an always afraid lest dogs should come to
learn OEr language II ever they do, they vii
c1t rs entirely. Everything seems clever and IN
common place in language Of which you know
bat Little, and that l. why We appear such clever
and interesting fellows 70 dogs Hthey kDeSour
language vel, wOuld any dog sit out pubic din
nari WOald any dog stay in the nursery, listen
ing to the foolish talk OF nurses and uotbeTs!-
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