The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-10-07
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Variety.
The father Of all corns-Pop-corn.
tough thing to manage--BOarding- g-house steak.
Laboris the letbe Of the past and present. Kitcher
steamer on the Hudson made 2s miles in an hOur
recently.
sam Bowles' paper calls Subsidy POmerOy ga
monumental scoundrel."
Children make mud pies. Those ofa larger growth
made mud reservoirs.
distasteful duty should receive our first and most
careful attention.
What must have his glass before he do n
days work? glazier.
Animosities are mental, but the humanities live
foreyer.-IJ. F. Fields.
when is loaf Of bread said to be inhabited ?
When there's n little Indian in it.
Sir Isaac NewtOu's residence in London is now
used ns a sunday-school room.
There were forty eight Americans studying at the
University Of Berlin last Winter.
Colonel Jerome Bouaparte and family Of Balti-
spending the Summer at Dieppe
Jennie calls her bay window, where the aOwer-pOts
numerous, Botany Bay.
The New York Nail seolds the watering place peO-
pie for taking medicine at the dinner-table.
Never give to beggar,' said Poor Richard, ''for
if you pay to do nothing, he wiz do it,
A Kentucky wedding was enivened but not at all
interrupted by general fight among five brothers of
Of the bride.
Il is said at least ten per cent of the boys horn in
Massachusetts this year have been named Charles
Sumner.
At fifteen the average boy sings gaily. want to
be angel" At thirty he wants to live long as
he can.
They keep the Smith sisters COW for taxes in Con-
necticut, and all New England is in excitement
about it.
JOnquin Miller is hOnOrod by an English novelist
ith the position Of heavy villain in a
rently publishtd.
The beloved Of the Almighty the rich who have
the humility Of the poor and the poor who have the
maguauimity Of the rich.-[Saadi
The celebration otheir one tbOusandth anniversary
by the IOeanders is said have passed Of with great
Heela.
"spsctaeulaT pictures Of a coarse kud' is the way
the AthenGm, talks Of the DOre gallery now exhibit
ing.
Every one must think in his own way in order to
arrive at truth. But he ought to keep himself in |
hand we are to good for pure instinct.-IGOethe.
Words things and a small drop of ink, falling
like dew upon thought, produces that which makes
thousands, perhaps millions, think.-TByrOn.
Bets arc being made in New York that Stokes will /
be pardoned before another Christmas. Let's see
what did Stokes do?
A. ,r,bs, bo;r- rcbpkcs for ,vearrp out h;s stock
ings at the toes, replied that it couldn't be helped
toes wrigged and heels didn't
An exchange refuses to publish poem cOmmenc-
ing, q" breathe the face Of maiden" until the
editor knows what its author drinks.
Don Antonio Mantilla, the recently appointed
Spanish Ambassador, to the United States is a dis
tinguished political journalist. his age is As.
POstofce clerks are weeping over the perversity of
the Of the period who will write the addresses
of letters eatticornercd."
Jules Favre, it is stated, is about to marry the
principal Of girls boarding school Versailles,
daughter of the pastor of wissembOrg, in Alsace.
Froude, the historian, is going to spend next year
in visiting all the English colonies, beginning
soon with the Cape and ending with Canada.
According to the Brooklyn Argue. II suicides have
been postponed in consequence of the anxiety of the
candidates TO hear what Frank MOultOn knows about
il.
Vices are seldom single, but virtues go ever in
troops they 60 thick that sometimes are hid
in the crowd which yet are, but appear nOt[BishOp
Hall.
The world is an old woman that mistakes any gilt
farthng for gold coin whereby being often cheat
ed, heuceforth she viii nothing but the
cOpPer.-lcarlyls.
Talking of Goldsmith Maid it may be well to state
that she is II years of age, is owned by Henry N.
Smith Of New York, who says he won't sell her for
100000.
Il is said that the New York Reralds report of the
GraDt-sartoris Wedding was derived from the Rev.
Mr. Tiffany the OfHciating clergyman, who got $500
for the job.
That was a most apt remark made by member Of
fashOnabe segregation on learning that his pastor
intended preaching on the subject Of recognition of
friends in heaven. Said he 4" My opinion is that he
had better preach the recognition of friends on
EARTH for have been sitting in this pew for twenty
years without being recognized by the occupant in the
adjoining one"
The lesson for every young man is this: As long
as you have health and power to do 60 ahead il you
fail at thing, try another and third-a dozenth
even Look at the spider nineteen times it tried 70
throw out its web Of attachment and on the twentieth
it succeeded. The young man who has the gift Of
continuance" is the one whose foot will one day
stand on high ground, and will be able to breast the
angry waters of human discoungement.
An important case has just been decided in the su-
preme Court Of Mississippi involving the legality Of
a marriage between a white and a negro woman.
The children Of the persons brought suit as heirs for
large amount Of property left by their father and
after years of litigation, their right to the property
has been affirmed and the union thus declared legal
This is the frsi Of the kind decided in Mis-
sissiPpi The estate is worth $1,000