Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1874-03-22

country. They are cmblems of cheer
tuness, for they sing as they toll.
No one ever had enough of hap,i-
ness. Human happiness is made nm
of wisdom and virtue. 1t is coneerva
tive. Two-tfirdS of the happiness of
sliding down hill consists i'm pulling
the sled up. There'd he no pleasure i'm
ii if the hill was eightv-iive miles
long. The way 10 get human happi-
ness Is not 10 want anything-lntil
you get it.
If Il man begins life as first lieuten
ant i'll his family, he'll never he bro
NOTED. 1t isn't the hump on a mans
back which cNcilcS ridiclIle, but the
wreath of flowers with which he seeks
to hide it.
advise short sermons. The minis
ter who cant strike lie in forty min
uteS has either go- Il poor giinlet or
else he's boring in the wrong place.
The live man is like IL little pig-hc
WeanS young and roots early. bnc
live man i'll village is like The Itch
sets every one to scratching at once
Live men are rs full of business as IL
Girl with two bcauN. Live men are not
always deep thinl>ers-like the frog,
they don't always alight where they
lump to; but the live man Is the Amer
jean pet.
There is more vanity in one hand
some man than in whole drove of
peaeocks.
don'tbelevc it was ever intended il
mule kicked me | should turn around
and let him kick again. \ hornet
may light on you and sit there and
think; but ii he >tinys-why, l say,
blot out the hornet.
Rewards deferred make us miScr-
ablc-so do puniShlnclitS. When II boy,
I'd rather be licked twice than post
pOned once.
We are told that an honest man is
the noblcSt work of God, hut-ihe de-
iIana for the Labor IS SO limitcd-that
| We 20 c lines thought Il large part of
thc first edition Was left on the authors
hand.
Advice is good only as corroborativc
testimony. Like doctors doses, ii i
good to receive but not always to be
taken.
Neanc~S is a virtue and twin sister
to chastity, but i'll some people it be
comes an ungovcrnablc passion.
How shall we bringa Il boy upthe way
he should 20? III had one who told
drV-gnodS store. Id say bring boy
up the back way. Perhaps the best
way to bring Il boy up the Way
he should 90 is To so that way oec;l-
SionallN ourselves.
Manifest destiny is the science of go
inc to place before YOU Get there. Ii
broke ont on him once i'll the shape of
poesry. He sent the disease to tha IL
t"Httc .KoatMy. He GOT IL letter back:
~ Dung man, You may be damned fool
but Nou' 're no poet
| iv is Il mild sort of disgust.
The domestic man is oith he masculine
and ncuter gender. about bali and half,
and IL little more so. He's Second Lieut.
tenant in the house, under promise of
promotion. II he can beat his wife
tending baby or picking a hen, the
wife pitic> him. and ii never changes
into respect.
The Jealous man is always hunting
for something. and then gets mad be-
ca}l>e he finds il.
Love is like the measles; we can
have il but once in life, and the later
we have il the tougher it is on Us.
Beauty is but another name for ct-
tenllacV.
When Il man gets to going down hill
it seems a> if everything wa, CREASED
before him.
\ mulr is like a corrupt man. I've
known one to hc a GOOD mule for SIN
months .ust to get il good chance 10
kick some one.
Genuine poitcna>s is a mixture of
vanity and good nature.
F,~au discovered early what every
man finds la.cr, that il hard TO live
on Il pedigree.
Dogs are the only living beings that
| know of that love some one else bet
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