The Arizona sentinel., 1874-06-06

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When deaf and dumb lovers
are married, two members of the
wedding party are sure to be url-
speakably happy. !
The evil of allowing Brigham
Young to have so many wives is
beginning to be felt throughout
the land. They ali threaten to-
lecture.
Woman is Ike fvy-the more
you are ruined the closer she
cllngs to you. An old bachelor
adds: "Ivy is like wOman-the
closer 1t elfngs to- you the more
you are ruined"
Och? said love sick Hibernian
what recreation it is to be diving
OF love? 1t sets the heart aching
80 dellcately there's no taking
wink Of sleep fer the pleasure of
the pain.
"Ma, has aunty got bees in her
MOUTH" mo" Why do you ask
sucb a question:" "Cause that
leetle man with heap o'hear on
his face cOtched hold of her, and
said he was gOin' to take the hon
ey from her lips, and she said,
swell, make hastev"
"A Massachusetts farmer owns a
Kentucky bred mule that has
within the last thirty DAYS kick.
ed in seventeen barn doors, un-
rooted a dOzed chicken. cooPs, and
trampled the fife out of four fav. |
orite pigs ben Boiler" is his |
name.
WhenyeG repeat the proyerbl
"Frailty, thy name Is woman ~
you must except hereafter Mrs.
Chloe Jones, of Raleigh, whose |
waist, etits slenderest point, meas
ares seven feet in circumference
James Snyder aged eighty.
foar, and Mary Heslop, aged sixty.
seven, were recently married i'm
Turner, Ohio. The wedding was
at the residence of the brides
Josh Billings SAYS: "Iwill state
for the information of those who
haynt had a chance to FAY i'm
sekrft wisdom az freely az L lave,
that one single hornet who feels
well can break up whole camp 4.
meeting"
a prisoner in petty court was {
asked by the Judge whether he r.
mad and counsel. "Yes," said he. In
II had engaged an old bald head. Il
ed fellow to defend me, bnt / 9
don't see him round and / guess c
he's out for a drink" 7
A very bad little boy in DUBUQUE ttc
rubbed cayenne pepper dust ali Er
over the. back of his Jacket. andi
then did shamefully I'm school.
The scfoof naa'am thrashed him D
hriskly, hut dismiss ed school :,
Immediately TO run to the near N
est drug store for eyesalve.
"There. !" said an old topper, "see
what all this temperance crusade
praying, has done. , First busted
the LindeH Hotel tank and Fixed
to have drowned st. Eonis; and I
now Overfoweef the whole south III
with water IF the women keep !
on we'll have another flood,
sure."
A Menasha farmer, who was in
own with his wife, left her shop q
ping, and, when he got through
with his business, started home.
having, forgot all about her. She /
'OuDd that he had gone, and so n
he hireda livery team and was
driven home. He was in the
back yard doing the chores when ~
he arrived. She took a press VI
,Oard and went out there. Just
ls he was seating himself on
stool, and had cor versed
With old RrindleOngt the subject of -.
50 he could reach her pa
Ountain filed with milk, he heard
drop on the other side
# the COW. 1t was the press board M'
nd it struck on the elbnw of his =
wants. His wife wasat the other
nd of the press.bOard. The COW
ecame frightened and kicked
i'm in vital part. and goat
hat had been watching affairs,
utted him opposite to- where the
Ow had left her tracks His wife n
sked him if he would ever for =
ct. her again, and he said He
ever would so long as his back W.,
Old farmer Pettingill went in
D his house one day and caught ).
ohm. the hired man.. hugging
Irs. p.
The farmer said nothing, and
,ent into the field. ~
After dinner. he wanted John "a
,r something, but John was not
, be found. ..g.a 49, I'D -
He went into Johns room afE
-, where iie- found the latter on
is knees. packing his trunk.
~What's the matter. JOhnpu