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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
A few Kind Words to my
Patrons.

Many of You are behind with me one. two
and three years. as general thing most Of
you can go 10 the stores and get What you want.
You make arrangements TO pay other debts
Why leave me m tire cold
live waife, long. en waiting still,
You treat no other friend 80 Ill.
want some money-nust pay ny debts
and wind up my business, therefore call and
let me know what you can do -Hon will not
find me hard task master if You are disposed
to 60 what rs right, ifyou fail to come and
make some satisfactory arrangement with me.
don't he offended il take legal measures to
collect my debts, for ! have served you faith
fully and only wan, my own.
ID. X. PETIT NJ. ID.
Nov 18th 1874 I'm
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MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE.
Clinton, Kinds Co.. Miss.

TIME TWENTY-fOURr TIL Annual SEES
sion Of This College will commence ON
w ednesiay, sept. 80, 1874.
The past history of tins Institution is full
guarantee of its present worth and its future
snccess.
II has r,st closed one Of the most success
ful sessions since its establishment.
1t is organized on ,le University Plan, with
a Preparatory Department. Frenci, and
Commercial Course. and the following six
schools viz: A school Of Greek. school Of
Latin school of Mathematics. school of Nau
raj Sciences. school OF English, and school
of Mental q, d Moral Science. Each school
ard department is fully equipped for the
work as,igrei it. The College courts in.
vestiyai.on t. to the 9uaIifi atoms OF lis Pro-
fe.sor> and is facilities for instruction.
Il is pxcelled by no College in the hand for
accurate scholarship. thorouehn-ss Of work,
and for wholesome discipline.
II is the only College in the State under
Protestant, control. which is beyond the reach
Of political influence and corruption. No
political party or interest can lay who shall
OF shall not enter Us d'ors. IL has heen SAID
by distinguished Eiucator that Mississippi
College is the hoi.e OF Tire State. Ii will not
disappoin, thu exPecnons Of the people.
II challenges comparison as to accessivili,y
and healthfuns-sS of location.
1t is surrounded by cultivated and re6r ed
society, and The students are remarkably rec
from temptaiion to vice and immoraniy.
Dram shops are prohibited by law.
A wholesome moral aud gions influence
pervades and characterizes the college com
mnniiy.
Beard can lie had in private families. with
wa hing. rom AMI fuel furnished. at SIS to
SIS PR month Besiies this there are Two
Boarding Halls. havinY all the restraining
aud refining influences of the family, where
hoard IAN I've Obtained a. Il tual cost 1hr,c
Halls will acrommodat- - boarders. In
them each student fu'nisl,'> his own r,prn.
During the past sessna, board i.pOn thi> plan,
cost less than SO per month. The first ap-
plrau,s will have the preference
For other Information. or for catalogue, ap-
ply to Rev. ". 5. WEBB, President of the
College, or to
W. T. RATLiFF,
Pest BDarl Tri-tccs.
iu-.S I>7f-7-i
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Store House to Lease.

The undersigned will, on Saturday, the
5,h day Of prcemher, lease for the ,'ear 1873.
al public auction, TO tue highest bidder. the
property known as the "Star Saloon house
now occupied by [. p. Baliour Il Co, as a
Store House. on the corner If Benedeue and
Julia streets in the i'wn Of Rayvilie. Lessee
will be required - give two good and solvent,
>ecuri,ie, Said property will be leased at
tho time stated unless rented sonner by thu
undersigned. J. }. THOM ASON
Nov 7th, 1874 ~,
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RED MOUTH. LA, Nov. 9th, -
Eds. Richldnd Beacon:


Eds. Richland Beacon:
In your issue of October 3lst, re-
ceived today, l have noticed q com.
municatioD, or rather mass of words,
claimed to have been written by ,chite
man and signed accordingly; but
nous SdrO7as micu&.
Not wishing 10 occupy too much
space in your valuable columns, to re-
flute, in a public controversy, political
questions already settled by the ides
Of November; l will pass unnoticed
,rhite mans political parotting. and
only assume the right of disculpasing
myself, and clique. as termed. against
tue basest Of calumny, emanaiing but
from malice, favori,ism and prejudice.
Was such clique dreamt by white
man to exist ? aud were to belong
to it, l wouldn't. by far. wish TO reign
over him; so little honor deriving
from it. Such nuisance We keep away
from. for hatred aud Jealousy have
always been his MOTTO" wishing to
be noticed at any price.
For they are they who gobbled up
and stored away" etc. etc. Now,
pray tell. meddlesome Jimmy, who
are they? /, for one, will here assert
that you have bad your share, and the
lions at that, in the general gobbling
up.
But still, your egotism not yet con-
tented, you roved from depot to depot
and at last preyed upon the most H.
dicrous one you thought. and wanted
more aud mOre-indeed it should have
been given to such Gargantua.
We are in hopes, or at least. am,
old fogy, that you will soon open that
newly discovered stream Of provisions
stored away by our clique, and salts
fy. once more, our raving appetite
Perhaps then. if you quit your bad
doings. we will support you for Con-
stable at next election, and instead Of
q mired uotes received Mt these last
"ides." you'll get IS ,chite votes from
cur clique, aud compliments from
DOMINO.
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Gov. Tilden's Speech.

Hon. Samual J. Tilden, the newly
elected Democratic Governor of New
York, made o Doble and eloquent
speech to his constituents, at cele-
bration q few days since, from which
we make the following extract:
FELLOW CITIZENS: The great
victory which We have lately achiev-
cd in the STATE Of New York is not a
personal victory. Its benefcient con-
sequences will not he confined to
party or to any class Of citizens. It's
blessings, like the dews Of beaven,will
fall equally upon all the people.
(Applause.) Many Republicans vo-
ted with Us, and, if we are wise in
our future policy. they will generally
remain as permanent cowOrkers in
our cause. Many thousands of Re-
publicans who have not bad the NOR
I'll courage to break away from party
ties slept more tranquility on the
night after the election. In our sue
cess they felt scnce of relief. They
saw the dawning Of o Dew hope for
their own personal prosperity AMI for
the rescue Of the imperilled institu-
lions OF our country. Let Us, then,
in the midst of our congratulations,
hot forget to he magnanimous toward
our adversaries 10 the recent contest
Let Us remember-what General
Grants administration seems never to
have known-that the party invested
with the powers Of government. while
it will be guided by its convictions OF
right as to public measures. is, after
oil, only trustee for the whole.
(Applause.) The masters of political
science who framed our government
predicted that, if ever we fell into civ
II war our free institutions would be
imperiIed if not destroyed. They
had learned from history how apt
wars are to be fatnl to liberty, how
they consolidate power and corrup,
the people, how they engender sys
TENS of administration which ruin re-
publics-wLich change their cbarac
ter, even If the name and form remain
and how often they terminate in
usurpstion and military dcspotism
These dangers were not absent frorr
the minds Of many Of Us. who. never
theless, thought it our duty when tb'
civil war came to aid in giving thu
victory to our Government W,
could not consent TO the dismember
ment of our country. We believe,
that the perils to liberty were greater
from q successful war for the Union
We knew that the questions in con
troversy were more impo sible to b
settled peacefully outside of the I'm
ion than inside of the Union. and tina
new questions still more Difficult
would arise out Of separation. W,
saw that the temper ofthe partie!
left no solution-whelber in the I'm
Jon or out of the Union-but in th
drcdG arbitramcnt of arms. 1t wa!
one of those conjunctures in human
affairs in which a manly choice has t.
be made b. tween opposite evils an
opposite dangers. We had to saw
our country from dismemberment first
and afterwards to save its libertie
from subversion. 1t is the calamit,
Of our country that the men who hav
svayed its cOunsels for the ten year
since the war have been steadil
changing the substance Of the Go,
rrnmeut ut the same time that the
have been wasting the resources an
lighting the pros! Gritty Of our pee
pic.
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Succession of Richard C. Rcdiield, decd.

Whereas, Mrs Mary \. Fedfeid has filed in
the Office of the Clerk of the IA,h District
Court. in and tor said Parish Of HIGHLAND, her
appllcation for Letters on administration Of ,h.
Estate of Richard {. Redhrld, Deceased.
Now, Therefore, unless opposition br made
thereto within Ten days from he date hereof,
the sail Mrs. Mary A. Rediield will be
appointed administrator of the said Estcte
upon giving Bond and complying with the
requisites Of the Law
Witness tire Honi W. s Mcintosh, Judge
of >aid Court. and my seal of office on this
30,l day OF O:tober A. d., 1874,
j. NEWT. PIrTs,
Clerk lItt. Dist Court.
A true copy. Attest:
J. NEwr. Pirrs,
Clerk Iith District Court
Nov J. 4s2t $500
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

yesterday evening, in Houma. Simms
ran from the party three squares, but
being pursued, turned upon them and
fired, killing one and wounding ano,h-
er. Simms Immediately surrendered
himself and was sent to Jail, which
was guarded during the night by u
squad of citizens Repeated threats
were made yesterday to lay the town
in ashes. All quiet this morning.
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Succession Of Leoni,ias p. Sims, decd

Succession of Leoriias p. Sims, decd
By virtue of an order Of Sale issued from
the Honorable Parish Court in and for the
PARISH OF R'chIand, Louisiana, and to me di-
rect, a a. administrator Of the succession of
LeOnidas p. Sims. deceased, | will offer for
sale in the town Of Delhi, said Parish and
State. within the hours prescribed by law, at
public auction, TO the highest bidder. on
Saturday, the 25,h day November, 1874,
the following described properly bplonging to
SAID Succes.ion. 10 wit The entire StCk of
Goods, wares ard merchandise, the horses
mules, and all of the personal property be-
longing IT, said Succession, as per inventory
on file IN the office Of the Clerk Of tie li,h
D-'ric, Court in and for the Parish Of Rch-
land
Terms of sale cash at the inventoried ap
prai>ement W. I. INSLEY, Admir-
Nov. 7, 1874 3>5r sl5.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

A curious fact has recently come
out relative to the prevailing female
fashion of tight dressing 1t appears
that Ia mode has changed sex. 1t is
now man who rules the wardrobe in
Paris. Several ladies of high station
in that city, unfortunately without
good figures, having bitterly complain
ed of the prevailing fashions, the male
mcdlste has s,ernIy replied that he
tried the effects Of his fashion upon
finely-molded figures and the result
was admirable and artistic, and that
if they have not fine figures SO much
the worse for them. The fashion
could not be changed until the proper
time There is another point which
may be made in this connection.
Fashions are constantly changing.
Hitherto, hoops. founces and furbe-
lows have made all figures alike, and
the woman with poor figure made
just as presentahle an appearance as
one with a graceful figure. Now the
graceful figures have the field to them.
selves, and the poor figure has to show
itself in all its poverty This, in turn.
suggests a painful contingency. The
present classic attire having identified
the poor figures aud established them,
how can the owners. in future, when
the new fashion comes in, lay any
claims to be good one by artificial
aids d?
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Succession Sale.

State Of Louisiana,
Parish If RichIand, In pursuance to an or,
der from the Probate Jud.e of said Parish, |
will offer for sale at public auction, in the
town Of Delhi, on
Saturday. the 9Th day of December, 1874.
all the Furniture and Books belonging to the
estate of Chas f. Slider
Terms Of sale. not less than the appraised
value, and for all over tina, ! can get.
H. p. WELLS, Admir-.
Nov. eth, 1874. 2s5t $40
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Hog Products.

100 bbls Pork ST Louis standard;
100 Pkges Figs Feet,
in kgs, bbs aud half bbls;
10 tierces S. {. Hams;
40 pact ages dry salt Meats;
% casks Bacon sides and shoulders;
80 packages Leaf Lard.
kegs, buckets, ,i-rces and half bbls.
deci3. LAxKIN 4 EGGLEsTOY.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

GEO. 4. Kgrss 4 Co. co:.tinuc to inprov-
and add ~ their large and varied t,ock OF
reu,ienen's dress goods in the establishment
!, wcl! known as the 'Vicksbarg Clo,hing
ll.mporiunl,' an Warrington street. Tins
firu, will he found in one ~ The largest and
nness l,ous..s in the Hill Ci'y. and will MAKE
/ Vii, pleasant and agreeable TO any who
p,ty csU ". 80 ,h'.'n. Watcher they wish 30
pulclxsc d.,,ss. nOnt fail to pay ,h"m
,,.;tsu3,en ,ss, 81 b. NirksbuI.
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FOR SALE,
100 Head Of Beef and Stock
CATTLE

For sale ehsap-on'y ~ so per head
delivered in the PEN at the residence OF
JOHN SPRUELL. This stock is perfectly
gentle, can be toIe,i anywhere.
For further particulars arplv'o
WILEY p MAN,iHAM.
,r R,yyiIl. La
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Crackers.

NODA Crackers-boxes and half boxes
- Lemon Cream B,squh;
Ginger Cake ard Snaps;
Cream Bisqnf;
All fresh and just from the oven. at
oc24 I .4MkIN II EGGLESTuNS
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To The Trade.

our Patrons know our stock Is always
complete To tho.e who have not patIonizel
us in the past, W say come ami see us; We
will guarantee yon Satisfaction in quality and
prices. L.4NPKIN Il EGt;LESTON.
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200 Boxes Soda hackers;
100 boxes ream Biscuit;
SO half boxes extra Soda for Families.
All fresh from the Oven
decl3. LMKIN & EGGLESTON
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*Does not include polls five and
seven. in Lafourche. over the counting
Of the votes Of which there has been
some trouble.
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Canned Goods.

NRUITs, V-ge,a b.es and Fish,
Direct from the Packers, cheaper thar
tuey can be had in New Orleans. Specia
figures made to Dealers
decI3. LANKIX & EGGLEsrox.
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POULTRY YARD.

AK and Light Braniah>, Buff, Black
IL and Partridge Cochins, Houdaus, Leg
horns. and all leading varieties Fowls, 81
per pair; 80 per tho; Eggs 81 per dozen.
end for .scriptive circular. Address DR..
c. LEWIS. Marlboro, Stark coanty. Ohio.
Fowls AMI Eggs sent c. o. ID. if desired.
Feb "a 4w
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Spices.

Black PEPPER. NUYMEGS,
Cinnamon. Pimenio. Cloves. in quantities Y
~, IT I1fK!t \ TGcTrNION
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A VALUABLE tract al wood land. con
~ tanning 2iO acres. two miles west Of
Gmar,i. lying south Of the N. l.. ]. X. r.
will he sid ON reasnnabl terms. For par
ticular-, apply to Wiley p. Mangham, Ray
Vile La
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

Cotton Wrapping,
DOUGLASS Baggins' A,,or Ties.
B,ling Twine
4 complete stock will he kept during the
season L.7MPKlN & EGGLES1ON.
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Take Notice.

ANOTHER lot Of those EXTRA MESS
M.4CKEREL, in kits, !, and ] barrels.
Call curly and secure some.
Oc24 L.7Wk(N h EGGLESTON.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

Manufacture and repair Steam Engines, Cir
c'lar Saw Mills, Shaiting and Pulies, Iron
and Brass Castings.
We have on hand various sizes Of engines
OF our own make. specially adapted for
Plantation and Saw Mill purposes, as well as
BeItihg, Packing and Hose; Gas, Steam and
Water Pipe; Brass and Pipe Fittings, Gas,
Steel Punched Nuts and Washers, Boiler
Rve,s. Fire Brink
First-ciass workmen furnished when re-
quircd. Feb Cliff
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Bagging. Ties and Irvine.
A LARGE ,m--k D""yias BaggInp, Arrow
~ Ties and Baiing Irvine. al
d,.ci3, LAMKIx Il EGGLE>ToS
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1874-11-14

CORee~ and MOlasses.
A LII grades of each,
= ~ I.yarS : Ii.ir rn>-
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A BOOK FOR THE MILLION.

AYrfvs,A Cooosslss ~ he
Nsrriei. o. those sLcot ~
marry. on the Psychological
my0ries and reveisttcos Of
the sexual systsm. With The
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Succession Sale.

NH-Th Thu f'ISIIUt NVtIIt
Nov 7. 4s2t IS. 30.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-04-11
THE EFFICACY OF PRAYER.

The Gilded Age tells how Uncle Dan1
and the chin first saw a Mississippi
steamboat. They were sitting in .
row on log in warm evening tell
ing about spooks, after the manner Of
southwestern negroes, when Uncle DanI
said impressively. "Chil'n, dars sum-
fin comm" A deep coughing sound
troubled the stiffness, way toward o
wooded cape that jutteG into the stream
mile distant. All in an instanta
fierce eye of fire shot out from behind
the cape and sent long, brilliant path
way quivering athwart the dusky wa
ter. The coughing grew louder and
louder, the glaring eye grew larger and
still larger, and glared wilder and
wilder. A huge shape developed it
self out of the gloom, and from its tall
duplicate horns dense volumes of smoke,
starred and spangled with sparks,
poured out and went tumbling away
into the farther darkness. Nearer aud
nearer the thing came. till its long
sides began to glow with spots of light
which mirrored themselves in the river
and attended the monster like torch
light procession. "Ckiln," said Un-
Gle Danl, "it's de Almighty. Git
down on yo' knees" As the noise and
the lights drew nearer Uncle Danl
prayed. 80 Lord, we's been mighty
wicked, an we knows dat we 'zerve to
go to de bad place, but good Lord,
deah Lord, we amt ready yit, we amt
ready-,let desc po' children have one
mo- chance, just one mo- chance. Take
de old niggah if you's got to hab some
body. Good Lord, good deah Lord,
we don't know whar you's agwyhe to,
we done know who you's got yo' eye on,
but we knows by de way that you's COM
in, we knows by de way you's tiltin'
along in yo' charyot of fab dat some
po' sinners gwine to ketch it. But,
good Lord, desc chil'ern don't belong
heah; dey's FIN Obedstown, whah dey
don't know muffin, an ye knows ye own
self dat dey amt 'sponsible. Oh Lord,
spah de little chin, don't tear de little
chin away FIN dey frens, jes' let 'em
off jes' dis once, and take it out o de-
ole niggah. Heah I is, Lord, heah I
is! De ole niggah's ready, Lord, de-
OLE" Here the steamers whistle
screeched fairly in the faces of the ave.
struck group, and Uncle DanI seizing
as many of the chil'n's hands as his
two brawny ones would hold, secured
off to the woods. Looking back they
saw that the boat was rounding q point
out of sight. Well, said the relieved
Uncle DanI, "dere's some folks dat
say dey amt no 'ficiency in prah. Dis
chile would like to know whah we'd q
been if it warn't 70 dat prah. OATS it,
dat's it,"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-04-11
MRS. SMITH ON THE GRANGE,

Oh, no, SO you've been to that old
Grange, have you? Pretty time of
night to come home, isn't it? Midnight
ifa minute! l wish the Grange and all
the Grangers were blown up.
No, sir, you needn't make any ex-
cuses at all. Business detained you!
couldn't leave! Had to watch at the bed
side of sick brother! Sick brother!
sick tiddlesticks! sick sister, would be
nearer the truth, expect, and your
poor, patient wife at home, shaving her
self to death for you to spend your
money on your grange dinners, grange
balls, and what not. Youd d far better
spend it for shoes, chisnons and ruffs
for your suffering family. You've been
drinking too. Don't tell me you have
not. l say you haze! so please don't
contradict me again. Wasn't contra
dieting me? Boo-hoo! Oh that I
should have lived to see the day that
my own husband should call me liar.
You'll be the death of me yet, and
then what will become of the children,
when their dear mother is gone and
their father running every night to
some Grange? I'm just mad because
you didn't take me with you. am +?
You asked me to go did you? No you
I,1J sfo kDo lott 81
now. Ill not 60 a step: no, sir, I'll
die first.
And, Smith, I tell you that you've
got to stay at home, you shan't go to
another Grange meeting. Won't ask
me? I'll show you. I'll lock you in a
room, and throw the key in the we'll,
I'll cripple the horses, Ill--I'll do
something terrible, or my name isn't
Smith, see if l don't. Jump out of the
window, will you? No you won't. Tn
not going to have my rights trampled
upon by you. if you are Granger
and I'll not attend to my own business.
If it isn't my business to know how
and where you spend your time, I'd
like to know what is. Id be ashamed
to talk to my wife as your doing. Tn
doing the talking, am 1? I'm not, any
such thing, you hateful old scoundrel
you! If you don't hush, I'll kick yon
out of bed, and you may take up your
lodging at the Grange, as we'll as you
board.
A report was heard-at first it resem-
bled distant thunder, but it was finally
like heavy body coming in contact
with hard surface.
1t might have been Smith that fell
on the floor; but then it might not.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-04-11

The LAUGHING PLANT.-Ih Palgrave's 9
Central and Eastern Arabia, we read OF a
plant whose seeds produce effects sim
iliar to those of the laughing gas. 1t is
a native of Arabia. The seed pods are
woody in texture, contain two or three
black seeds OF the size OF a French bean.
These seeds when pulverized and taken
in small doses, operate on a person in a
most peculiar manner. He begins to
laugh loudly, boisterously; then he
sings, dances and cuts all manners of
fantastic capers. The effect continues
about an hour, and the patient is up
roariously comical. When The excite
ment ceases, the exhausted exhibitor
falls into deep sleep which continues
for an hour or more; and when awakes
he is utterly unconscious that any such
demonstrations have been enacted by
him.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-04-11
TER NInInIIN.

THE LAMENTATIoN OF A BEsIEGED DUTCnMAN.
Who makes dot rumpus init ter chin?
Who vas ter visky var begin?
Who say ter drailc is a sin?
Ter vilnmin!
Who calls mine peer "tcr nashdy SHOP"
Und my saloon IIcll's Kitchen Shop"
Und shwcar my Freshness she will sthop?
Ter vimmin
Who come to my saloon Won day
Und makes some droubles right away?
Who knccl around my par and bray?
Ter vimmin
Who dalk ter "biZcn stuff apoud,
Und sing, und CRY, und breach, und shoud
Who want to let my bungholes oud?
Ter wimmin!
Who, ven she was ter house oud sent
Vas on my toorstcp make a dent,
Und shwear to lay II siege she meant?
Ter vinmin!
Who, vhcnm customers so dry
Vas want some gockdails on ter shly,
Vas sure to catch him in her eye?
Ter vimmin!
Who putton-holc each man she meet
Und dalk to him SO kind und schwcct
Und COAX not himSclfto drcat?
Ter vimmin!