The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-03-26

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tortEaH on dae Ban 81 aat middle msu
thf aFtaa.
"A Distress pspss aslaE iba las tsa.
susu ssfiE 3epptl assd ul5e aamG.
ttx bic Aaas a}t. aKaa fl Heae $50
tosfle aaa Nil' persist 10 tas aaaesaus
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IA He9eta eAtbasaa eErlaimss Ts
rather Ae = a9afAesper Ia She baH of tae
Krsagsa tbsa 10 shovel saRaF Ia tae
stafts af ae u#8Iemea.
An unfortunate mu 10 Indianapolis.
sb9 iast several tsts bF aar.whscl. was
eonsoied - 90 lIlsLfnsn scar hY w.ga,
Nh.sl, there. You'rs making n9ra noise
thAa many 9 mao I'ss seen wits bis head
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"A woman wl8 rortatly had Der bat
Err seized # the market fgr short weight.
KAre - reason lAai the COW from which
tle batUy waG maje VAS subject 20 g
sramF, and that caused thc butter 90
shrink Ia weight
The Cincinnati Enq1lrer oaer 80 bet
6te hundred dollars that 30 fashionable
lads ever Roes t8 he'd without frtt look.
ing 10 her glass. and q rival b. willing g.
risk ibe safe sum that $50 Cincinnati
sailor xoes 10 bed without drinking out
% bis.
a Clergyman II the examination Of
ihs young scholars Of bis Sunday school,
pat the following question: Why did the
people Of Israel SET up golden calfy BE.
esuse they hsdu'l money enough to set
lp an OK, was the reply Of little chap,
8ho took dollar.Aud-eeBts view Of the
lstter.
A lady Of remarkable conversational
power approached a Gaedical friend with:
lpr, s., have very sore tongue
LET me look 81 It, says the doctor. The
.nrnly member was duiy protrudcd, I'll
IL sunburns madam, suuburnt remarked
he doctor, who suddenly reooIlecled that
his professional services were wanted m I
smother direction
4 De- Moline lana, paper, lea .
lays age, to perpeirate neat joke, pub.
iAshsd an account Of the finding OF an i'm /
menso deposit OF proloxydc 81 hydro
zen on the banks Of the river, near that
city Several wise journals Ike tie
Chicago Tribune, bit, not knowing that
proto1yde Of hydrogen, being inlerpre-
ted, meant Ice
My dear boy, raid fond aunt to y
tast living nephew, don't you know that
"a leading this irregular life, you are
shortening your days, Its quite possible
was the cool reply, that may be short.
auiug my days, bot then look how am
Engineering my uights5
North Adams has a tailor long know
or his keen, pungeut Wit Mol long since
ael-kuoSn Clergyman called at his
.bopwith pair VI pantaloous, and asked
nm ii they could be repaired The
eight Of TIE shears unroled, them, held
Aem up IN The most artistic manner, care
iuliy examined them, and replied, Yes,
sss the knees are ,hr best part Of them.
The reverend gentleman saw tic Joke,
srniled blandly aud gracefully bowed him |
elf OUT f. .t tf
In sooperst9Hn ibsy ts,i { story Of
~ English joker WHO once visited Feul-
norc Cooper, Cooper was then The most
ouspicuous man IN The little town, One
lay, white Mr.. Cooper was dining with
he Engl ahman he poured ont some no
I've wine wine from grapes raised In his
asn garden, Taking up glass aud look
ng through Il with pride, Cooper re-
marked, Now Mr Slebbins, call this
GOOD, honest wine Yes Mt Cooper, |
sgree with yoa q i honest wine poor
vat honest. Mr. Cooper went on telling
ID. Itjuu stories.
An ult farmer employed -ou Of
Erin " aofk I,f him un his farm. Pat '
constantly m..plasig1 lhr eui board.
fte eH -sss iruHl i,asm hciiud aud
d. ts.. t#nri rs lan.t. NH.ah m,te ihe
sa 4eagemaH Ns.r .ri0.ah.e. 80 pntrH
ana.r' boz painted au bala b,sni. a
arss u fhen calling i'st SEQ him aub show
X in Ga, t5srsi-. said, Nov won btora 81.
'.sd, tau ues,i uakr un mistake. as 3hys
,e now bo'h marked Thl. Dpoiuiing Ia
a,e board :, u, far befsre, and that tiu-
dealing che 'ai baaFdj {. u, tor bahind
shereuPoa thc cd gentleman matched
fw3lh great dignity
An extremely sharp aud iuicligenl !
american from tlr West oner walked lE.|
a tie office 81 ~. q. i. Jackson, ihs
a"ni.' nr Jsek.an, / presutes said
:, - SIS. A8 saa algHe, les, slr.
iay ! .gea ;he a1pt, Aud be did 80.
hen. having looked bohini the sois ar -
alisted himself that no one else " -.
.e ntoJn Be placed 4 large bur. ,. -
2 10 Nellnw handkerchief. .n ,a, tstl.
~ opened ll. There, 5oe,ss l.gg ~,
at Wei said tbe de-.5F ! ~. H.
bat 20 .oa esIl tbat aostass Ie.lrs,
.7u pyflles. What sasl the man. i.nt, :.
81 s,us goidP No, said the doctor ID. |
good to- poshing is pyrite.. AMI
al''"s some over the fire, III shovel. &,
~ efaPoaied az the chimney. Wen
- 'he gsnt'emaolg man, ullh ..se.
.goae look, there's 4 widow. t,r. 20. IN.