Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1874-11-26

Never insuit pcor u,an. His mus
cles ,...y be well developed.
If any n,aB shoots tho AmsTieaDh.g
on the spot, h.ul him do~n
No young u.ss i proof s.g.ipss !.
gun,d d,op rhen she hslds j. agsinst
her tseth and invites HIM 70 tax =
bite. ..ss.s.s..ss.s..
An Illinois youn9 woman Is going
out IS mi.sio96ry because the pr*.-
cnt style Of boaLe. Is not sb<ec.ins 10
her. Szse.s3. s.-e Il
The latest style Of wedding issits.
lions: ''Come round and SO me cap
turs mother-in- Law Il 8 o'clek, sharp.
Olive Logan ssys th.4 tAr. s;kss -
writing pl.y 70. her, in which she
will wear calico dress and blue
check apron. How nice!
A Boston philosopher says that yos
want 70 look at mems boot heels to dis
cover if you want to discover their en-
erqy. A slow, &c thful man runs his
boots ovor at the hssls. e5s
Why arc the ladies' the biggest
thieves ia existence 7 Because they
steel their petticoats, bone their stays,
crib their bsbies, aud hook their dress-
- - y s@ = - -
Girls, don't get up and get bre.kfs fat
in the morning. 4. young hdy at
tenpted il one day last week and was
burned to death. Show this to your
mas. @s. w.:
"Mrs. Jones, what makes my canary
sleep on one leg p Il don't think
anything makes him do i, ma'an; il
appears TO mo thas he does it Of his
own accord"
"1s that your offspring, Nadame1''
asked an Arkansas Judge Of womas
WHO had hold of a snub- sossd boys nose
"No. sir" she replied, 'this j. my Old
est boy"
A young wemaa, rather good look
ing and woll dressed, created . sensa-
tion in Norfolk, Va, recently, BY riding
about the city In male cart and CIV
ing serenade on accordeon-
The yeass lady Of Milwaukee whose
father collected $500 Of . dentist for
kissing her, stole the money from her
parent and used it all up in bribipg
the dentist to kiss her some more.
A case of religious persecution oc>
CURED in St. Louis, recently. 4 Ayoung
lady was arrested aud incs.cerated for
taking the veil. 1t was = lace affair.".
aud policeman. did the business.
1 should like "Courtship and Mar
piage" aud The Best of Husbands"
said pretty girl, tripping into Broad
way bookstore. l think can fill that
bill, miss. replied the dapper young
salesman. Have you also ''Iea Thou
sand Year2"
In view of the prevalence Of birds
on ladies' hats this season, wouldn't.
some milliner make fortune by put
ting on the brim Of hat whole poul-
try yard, with a horse looking At it
through y stable window? We charge
nothing for the suggestion.
A New York State woman owns Eve.
acres Of peppermint meadow. Al en-
| viahe woman, certainly. She has but
to marry q man with barrel Of whis-
key and u hegshead, of sugar to have u
mint julep fifteen or twenty times u
day for the rest Of her life.
A ladies' luacheon club, is the latest
Boston notion-whers they may eat
and gossip. An exchange insists that
it will interfere with the circulation Of
the Boston newspapers We should
say that it would feed the newspapers;
there will certainly be great deal Of
hustle
A Wedding that was to have occur
red this week has been indefinitely
postponed because the mother-in-law
elect heard that her daughters future
husband had an uncle somewhere, a
cashier in q bank. She said there was
sure to be 'irregularities" sooner or
later, and she didn't want the family
to be implicated in any scandal
Coupon tickets are the lates, thing
at fashionable weddings. The large
card secures admission to the church,
and the coupon entities the holder to .
reserved scat. Now lot US have prin
ted programme of the ceremony with y
list of the brides presents, aud the
name of the firm furnishing the trous-
seau annexed.
Mrs. Scott .Siddons will sail from.
England for New York, on October q
| in the steamer Oceanic, due here about
the 3Ist inst. Mrs. Siddons comes to
fulfill professional engagements. The
statement lately circulated that this
lady was i'll and would not come to
America this season, proves to be er-
roneous.
At Chicago Wedding recently erich
perfumes were scattered through tho
rooms in the following order: drawing
rooms, tube rose; library, musk rose; re-
ception parlor, white rose; reception,
jessamin' halls, new. mown hay; gener>
al reception room, orange blossom; re-
freshment room, bridal bouquet. -
Chicago was determined for once not t.
be in bad odor. =
! A Brooklyn brides back hair fell
down and fell of during the ceremony
in church tho other evening There
was an instant pause, but nobody was
brave enough to stoop down and pick
up the masse of blonde stuff and hair
pins. The bride left the church hang
ing heavily on her husbands arm. Her
taes was very red, and sprout Of hair
possibly eleven hairs in all-stuck