The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-11-03
,Seuse aud eUousense.

The stars are called wicked because
they sintil-late.
Undertakcrs motto-Circumstances
alter burial cases
California now proposes to lead the
world on lead mines
Already cut and dried-Sandwiches
at a railroad station. ~ &
The voice of Autumn--Snow squalls
What fruit is the most visionary p
The apple of the eye. .ta
feeling Of revenge is worth so little
that ne one should care to keepit.
Money is great lever for The care
full. The careless think it a great leaver.
"How can tell whether my adver-
tisement will attract or not ~ Try it.
A man who lIalts between two opin-
ions is lame on both sides Of the ques-
| ton.
The leaves OF the forest are ill-bred
They are always whispering in com
pany. l.s,-s errz ga z.s.
Why is the Suez Canal like an un
mistakable snub ?-Because it is the
cut direct .a
Murder viii Ont-Very good; bu,
who is Will Out, and why should he be
murdered
An Englishman- who emerged from 8
mine just after an explosion, observed
that business was too blarsted lively fol
him down there. -'f
A Chicago reporter has just won his
spurs by an article headed, desperate
Bloodshed-The Murdered Man Not
Expected to Liver ,
A little girl in the train was asked
what motiye was taking her to the city
"1 belive they call it locomotive said
the little innocent. f-e.,-s ...-.
What is there in common between D
theatrical manager and sea captain ?-L
Both change their course on the ap.
pearance of light houses. '''I',
/ "Well, I think you will suit me as q
cook. What isoy our nsme?" Shakes
1eare, ma'am; but no relation to The
| play-acthor of that name 'h'aa ss.rI.
""My dear DOCTOR" said an Irishman
''it's no use your giving me an eme,ic
l tried it twice in Dublin, and it would
not stay on my stomach five minutes. >
"When put my foot down. I'll have
you to understand" said Mrs. Noioker
"that there's something there On in
vestigation, it was, found to be No. II
shoe -s.-.. rui.~4f,-. ri
E 81 wonder if it's seasfckness thai
makes sailors always heaving up an.
chor p exclaimed Aunt Hepsibah, as
she looked up thoughtfully from'her pa
per- 4ag 4aa5 at
A Suspicious old Granny-My deal
child, this telegram is not from George
I've known Georges handwriting ever
sinca he was q boy, and this is quite
different! sal 4.e a d 5a
"Mamma," said a little girl, what's
the meaning of book being printed ir
12mo p "Wby, my DEAR" replied the
mother, "it means that the book will be
published in twelve months" - ssu
Rondout has people who steal Grape
from door knobs The man who chewd
plug tobacco at his mothers funeral il
a gentleman compared with sucl
wretches. =7a'1 sic 10 r tae
A prince of Italy, whose domain wa:
of small dimensions, ordered a person
out of it in twenty-four hours. "Tht
prince has been very liberal, for l car
quit il in half an hour" answered tht
Ebanished man. MT 81 ,.,-f. II
Mrs. Partington is of the opinion
that Mount Vesuvus should take To wn
sends Sarsapalila,.. to cure itself o
eruptions! The old lady thinks it had
been vomiting so long, nothing elst
would stay on its stomach.
"Who's that gentleman, my LITTLE
man?'' was asked of an urchin, "Tha
one with the spike tailed coat? yes,
was the response why he's breve
uncle of mine." SLOWS that?" wa
asked. cause he's engaged to IN.
Aunt Mary" ~ -, -
A New Orleans dsrkey driving cot
ton float, hearing the flagship firing!
salute, screamed, "Dar dey is at it agin
an jis war dey was befo'! Good Lor
Git up,Susan! ~ and away dashed mules
float and darkey for the back of tn
town. -a
A nurse in the New Orleans charity
1 hospital went away. last summer. to b.
J an ourang outang in Barnum's, show
He came bsek the other day, and salt
: lit was too Not to be an ourang outang
r but he would have stayed if he coul'
have been whale @ Ia
The merchant who discharged hi
3 clerk last week because he never coul
remember the word "mucilage'h an
persisted in saying ".hin gummy,," ha
: got another who lis unsound on th
: word "chronometer' and calls it
"wa,ch-you-call it, g.1ss. ds3'G-. +
y In a restaurant, net long ago, a gel
ltleman while devouring plate Of hast
came across pearl sleeve button in i
: He very justly complained to the bis
vfbrawny waiter. the latter replying in a
t astounding manner, '.Well, what dye
: expect to get-a hull shirt?" enfs
: SIT seems to mo l have seen yor
: physiognomy somewhere before sal
:, O swell to stranger whom he met IL
e other day, "but, I cannot imagine wher
: Very likely" replied the other, 9
= have been the keeper of a prison f'
= = the last twenty years. ~
e "Wipe your feet" is an invitation
!. large letters, on door-mat six fe
e high in front of a carpet establishment
;. and The legend informs US that cou
:. try girl, anxious to observe all the rule
# read the words, and remarked deterr
4 inedly, II won't do it! l won't clin
n that stack of things for anything"
N An Iowa editor, in criticism on o.
Of his brethren of tie quill, who hi
denounced him as liar, SAYS that
G writes in full view of the fact that e
s. long he may be Topping his angel plul
at age among the lazy. saints who 'lo
ID around that throne where "a whi
oI mans government" is unknown, la1
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