The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-12-04
NEwsPl PER DECISIONS.
EvE-ANGELICAL CORNER.

Scarlet is one of the most fashionable Of
this seasons eolors.
"My Sunday evening mail . is what she
calls him in Detroit.
A white buglt. fringe has appeared for
trimming ball DRESSES.
"Plaids, plaids, plaids," sighs Miss Nc
FGmsey-" nothing but plaids and I can't
afford one.''
A Cheyenne actress, named Fannie Gar
retson, has beeni heavily fined for assault
and battery.
The name of Florence Nightingale ad-
mits of the following anagram, "Flit on,
cheering angel.''
| Black silk suits are trimmed with wide
bands of black velvet down the front width
and on the waist.
A lady in Paris had her baby's face torn
to pieces by parrot jealous of the caresses
the mother gave the child.
Ladies are said to wear their street CO.'S
tunes trimmed with bugles because they
| assist them in making their calls.
Forty per cent. of the school girls in In
diana are named Maria; half of them call
themselves Marian, and the other half
Mari ..-...
An exchange refuses o'publish the poem
commencing, 81 breathe on the face of a
| Maiden" until the editor knows what it's
author drinks.
Charlotte Cushman cannot say that she
was ever really in love, and she has lived to
be gray. There must be something wrong
with her heart.
"Susan, how in the world did you ever
marry that brute?' "Oh, don't know,
Jane; l used to pick lint off his coat collar,
and he fell in love with me-"
And now it is reported that Governor
elect Tilden is so highly elated with the
snccess OF his recent venture in politics that
he has resolved to make venture in mat
rimony. s.....
When woman buys dress pattern and
brings it home and finds out that she doesn't
like it, you can't drive away her melancholy
by reading chapter in the Bible OF singing
one of Dr. Watts poems.
Secretary Bristow has had occasion to re-
buke several female clerks in his depart
ment for sitting with their feet up against
the window sills during lunch time. He
says it interferes with the freedom of di-
gestion.
Julia: go, Carrie, I've got new feller;
perfectly splendid The other was TOO mis-
cradle for anythingr' Binks overhears
this extraordinary language of his beloved
Julia, and thinks it is all over with him,
and that the world is hollow. Poor " fell
ler," hcw is he to know that the dear girl
is only talking about her sewing machine.)
Your old black silks can be made like
new by following these directions: First
rub off all dust with a woolen rag. Then
mix equal quantities of vinegar and strong
tea, with which wash the silk by thoroughly
rubbing with a flannel rag Fold well; let
it remain awhile, then iron on the wrong
side with a hot iron.
A San Francisco woman, who has had six
husbands, has been rather unfortunate in
her selection of them. The first ran away
from her and is now high detective officer
among the Mormons; the second was hang
ed for murder; the third was sent to the
penitentiary for forgery; the fourth and
fifth are in the same place for burglary and
highway robbery; and the sixth and last is
serving out life sentence for highway
| robbery. The woman says she never mar
| ried n Congressman, anyhow.
Young man, you feel a superiority to the
whole human race as you stand at the altar
with your fair young bride. You would
| not change places with the President. Yet
a few short years, a few whisking of broom
| handles. an untimely stoppage or two of
| waited fiat irons, and your weary body will
rest under the swaying willow. while some
young gallant will bring your late afflicted
partner out to the cemetery on calm Sab
both evenings and whisper love in her ear, as
together they strew peannt shells over your
grave. ''Oh, why should the spirit of
mortal be proud ?"
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