The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-01-22

circuit court-The longest way HON
from the singng-school.
An Ohio reporter, desperate for an item
has, gwen the world the ayoirdupois of tn,
Grand Jury. ,... .a
e was IS long ago as the Fourth of Jul,
that Jones asked Tor the shoe horn to mi
on his hat with. aAae4aaae AGoaast.a Il
Every man must be alone in the world
NO heart was ever cast in the same mold o.
that which We bear within us.
Thought means life, since those who do
not think DO not live in any high or real
sense. Thinking makes the man.
One profession, says PuscA, is safe from
The invasion OF woman. She may enter the
army, but 1t Is impossible that che can man
the navy.
Now pat your bait on the treacherous
ok, aud cast 1t in the shady brook. for
when the saDash sees it aquirm, he'll surely
go for that angle worm.
The latest instance afforded by q fond
mother OF her sons cleveraess, is said son's
correcting her for saying he was ali over dlrt.
He sale the dirt was all over hin.
Detroit hotsl-keeper was so angry with
a man whe sent him q circular advertisin
a. hed-bhg sxtirminator that he Knocked him
down and bit of portion Of his ear.
The editor ofthe Klnkakee Gasette thinks
dshias as Q general rule, don't pay 1--WE
stood l. all day la the river last week. he
says. "but caught nothing-until we got
home.' @sa
Scientists are claiming that Instead of be.
ing cold, the moon is in reality red.hot; So
much SO that no living thing known to our
world could exist thsre. This spoils the
green cheese" theory. t@r<t
Some one tells story OF steamboat pas
'engef watching she revolving light Of
ight-heuss on the eoas5, and exclainine, |
Gosh the wind blows that light out as fast
IS the man can strike it."' e Is
good.looking telegra ph operator in Col
lmbus. Ohio. waited about an hodr the other
afternoon to witness plunge by the sea-
ion His hornship finally jumped, and
uit oil linen duck went to the waaherwoman
a the afternoon.
Two nen, isputing ABOUT the pronuncia-
ion of the word "either'-one saying il was
either, the other s-thsr--agrerd to refer the
natter TO the first person they met, who
appencd to be an Irishman, who confound-
d botE by declaring Cts nayther, for it,
ythe:"
A Danbury gentleman Of SIXTY years writes
lis letters with lead pencil, nd thea care
nlly applies blotter before doing them
Up. He says nobody. unless hs has used
and, can understand how handy the blotters
ire
The difficulties of rhyme, which have been
20 far overcome in oar quotations, proved to
obstinate Tor l. he writer Of this epitaph:
Here lies alas more's the pity
All that remains OF Nicholas Newcity
n B His name Was NewJcWp."
Some of the most smusing epitaphs are in
PROSE. This one is from a tombstone In
Battle of Shiloh, @
April 6, 1862. ~.
John d. Ives born March 25, 1929. in
be town of Yves, Dresden, State OF New
FORK where the wicked cease from troub.
ing and the weary are at rest
A Baptist paper in Ohio was sent tor nine
years to subscriber who never paid cent4
lori it. Ths other day The newspaper was
returned to the patient and long suffering
publisher with the affecting pencil role on
it's margin ."Gone TO better world The |
editor is very pous man but it is.reported
that his faith is terrs!y shaken liz regard
TO the accuracy OF this Inform alton.
This comes from OHIO:
"UDder this sod
And Hnder these trees
Leifh tse bod
ttr yof Solomon Feas.
He's not in this hole,
But only his pod
He shelied OFT his soHl
And went up 10 his God"
Fort Sceot, Kansas. has been SEEING y
snake in tue ky. The Monitor says: TIE
sky vas clear and the sur rose entirely I'M
o5ec ured. Whea the disk of the sun was
about halfway above The horizon the form
Of huge serpent, apparently perfect in