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= loaded, car, was struck by lightning. and In
stant1y killed, whlo on tho car. He loaScs
young Wife and Child.


S,,tetat Di*paieh 10 7hs Chicago Tribune.
LrNcoLN, Neb, juno 8.-A storm Of rain
passed. yesterday, tho most severe known In No
the Missouri River by tho suddonnohH ot tho
risc, tho river bank being full, and tho banhB
rapidly caying In. Transportation al Nobraska
City waa temporarily stoppod, becauso tho halilt
ond wa o. nay yn oavoa that hor the rs9s9r al n,e oss
.wero waBlied away, md great holes woro
washed In tho Nobrhaka City atreetH.
fho damngos thoro wore, about $4,000.
Thore aro reports that considerable stock on
farms above woro waBhea awhy aud drowned.
Tic, ,damego to property Is at least St0,0oo.
Yesterday Ralph Ashworth wna drowned by
falling Into tic rivor near Nebraska City. The
banK cayed, throwing lin, into twolvo feet Of
w%Gf %Is s nIy ss S yt cgs a 1sssss' 1ss
wife and six children.
, 1874-06-09
WIND AND WATER,
tC0ntlunoi from tho First Parcel

place aho,,t 5:80 o'clock this morning, It blow
flfBt from tho southeast, and then suddenly
veored to tho northwest touring tho roofs from,
Ing clinoys rho strees aro nod d with raftors,
boards, Hhinglos,' and other debris, Which: in
many caaes l,aa boon carrioi sovorgi
hundred yarla:. Tho track Of tho Gil
cago l. Iowa Ieilroad ia 30 bndly torn Mp In many
htgl,eBt point In Oglo County, seons to hayo
suffered most. Tho who1o woatorn
half Of tho roof OF tho largest
bull bsd4k IT, 1So foot IT, ,snge ,s was o carried
Rhfters and fragments Of ohlmnoys in mnny
cnBes wero driven In tho ground two feet,
Strange to eay, uoono was injured. It Is undor-
stood thai THO regular o1orcso' Of tho seminary
CONNECTED with commencement wook, will bo
continued az though nothing had occurred.
ONE MILE or nA1LnoAn-TnAoR wABuED AWAY.
sptcfai Dfspateh 70 rig ch.caoo Tribune.
hionn1aTowN, H.. June IA l,eayy rain-atorm
vistod this locality last night. doing much dam
ago to railroads, gardona, shndo-trcos, signs,
otto. At about 1880 O'Clock tlliH morning four
cars OF Il wostwartl-bouud froight-train ,wero
dltched at @ culyart which wns washed away
forty rods west Of Union Grove Station, About
this place and Fulton. including four culyorts.
All trainB hayo boon detained to-day, but they
will probably pass oyor tho track aeain boforn
midnight, ma a heavy force Of workmen Ia, ut
work, Including tho ateel-rail layers. -:
A1,uona: iii :innn 9'Npnrtioa s;tIino ~ lin
,ornI, of tha Etfnf, tJouao in Auroro Ia ,;1It
nhnmt ,nfs1ntrht rtnoaa;no iho roi,, III sud H.
ro,,,ii,s il.,ine rn atot,s ~. - a ~
snn.'ro p u ,oT ,s;ti WY nacn sssnog f,
liz tcnrnn ,vircp ~ H. Trnat woatnr oiss
pronh 1:nmnarv. TIN fnit fo1lnwod thn wirea
}nta t,,o ai1ica vhic, Ia a;tu"tod IN af,1or
T. Wnrror'a confoctianorv rno,na ,charn
nffnr ntlfarnr IL, atr,nat }f11yr lint n1t
hurat oomn1nt66iv riad,n~ fho front eyi,,s,
,ln,ru t1,ro,rinr +I,o ,mioao and ,on-t;erp
~ t,,o trnt ~ H. h;i,,,6 6'"e eo,,orei at ssa.s
a. shu h,,,1i,. " n.o r1.o .ust o
~ ~ pn,.uas 10y s, enpiusaon % see IuhutaE VI
;ea - ~ .uu e.olH ~ paae; mneu hept up
eel.sn ..a u ulaot oApohlons, '"AAB sna sea,le
uain a; " an o1uK taIi;K ~ @ ; .aJ "na tnG
tain WE aaling N .: ano meantime 10 qef!ees
aete upon sno o'tAao .ao t 81 sne ~. Iso5e @ eot.n
, 1874-06-09


/, The Presidents views on tho finances, as elicit
cd IN the interview with Senator Jones, will make
very good chart for Congressman to sail by.
IA 1t ID, however, IT is probable that nothing will
ba done by our Legislators that the President can
approve. The suggestion that legal-tonders
should be demonetized ia good ono; but tho
process should be gradual 30 that it's effect may
bo less Severely folt In buBinoss chaunolH.
, 1874-06-09
An Izccontrlc Newspaper Man.

Il F81y HUVBHLFI0 THWHpHpHE u!HH HHtHuu V1I4eH
'Johns roeently do1 IN Starlsboro. Vt. lie
uaod to priut With hia pen, and iBaue OCCASIONAL
" tho Autograph aud Ee1aarkert and aend ha
edition. whloh consisted Of from Que to half
waH very neatly done; no tried printing
once, but didn't like 1t half 40 we'll aa bis pon,
and so gayc II up. lie was worry Jealous OF tho
fame Of ILLS shoot, aud had no morcy on tho man
who said anything against It or refused to ex-
o4ango. Among ILLS peonllarities was hia absti-
nenc0 from tea and coffee, aud his feeling that
ho was grossly tnsuted IT they were offered to
him. The outrage OF urging man to take cup
many loader IN. ths Autograph Of twep;y-tiye
yeRra kXQ.. -.
, 1874-06-09
INDIANA.

Shaking hands. across Tho b1oody chasm
tnenns something In Goldon City, Colorado. A
company has boon organized thnrc, consisting
ontirey Of soldiers of tho Federal aud Confeti-
ernto nrmieg. Tho Captaincy has been given to
Colorado Union ox-oiilcor, tho First Licuten-
ancy to a Roho], and tic Second Liouteuanpy
to Mnine man,
, 1874-06-09

uAfEHHuHI ANIL f4INlIfs
.JANEsV1LLE, Wia., Juno 8.--A fearful storm
passed over this vicinity about this morning.
For IN hour tho rain foil In torrents, accompa-
MED by u regular hurricane Of wind from the
northeast. In town tho streets on the hlllsides
wero badly washed out, signs blown down, shade
trees torn up, On the prairie, the wind having
q Glenn awoop, did much more damage. The
large now barns OF George Gleason and William
Scott, nenr Emorald Grove, wero blown down
and totally demolished, Loss probably
$4,000. The large tobacco-shod Of John
Dains, throe niea north Of here, WAS
blown from its foundation, md moved bodily
about 10 feot to one side. At Turtlaville tho
tlume Of Holsons ln11l was carried away. Rock
River, at this point, rose nearly foot. A bridge
On tho Monroe Branch Of the Milwaukee d st.
Paul Railway, milo from hero. was carried
away, but Inns been repaired 30 that trains now
run on tinlo. Farmers soy this ntorm haa Of
fectuay destroyed tho cl,inoll-bug, which! were
making tAoir appearance in grent numbers. The
amount OF good done by tho rain will much moro
than balance tho amount Of dan,uge.
uELo1r.
!spec,ai Dispatch to The Chicago Tribune.
BELo1T, Wis.,, June 8-Tho most fearful storm
ever known in this section swept over this city
Ut an curly hour this morning. For about two
hours tho rain descended In perfect torronts,
completely deluging tho ground, aud tho wind
blew with unparalleled fury. Tho Firat Presby-
toraan Church had ita HplHe blown down, anu the
spire Of tho Second Congregational sustained
some damage also. Fences were prostratod III
all directions, large troeB uprootod, barus
demolished, and stocka scattered proniscuonsly.
4. 4 e. L. Graves extensive proom-coru shoae
and several large corn-oriba belonging to john
Hackett wero blown down. Considerable dam-
age was done in tho country mud 10 neighboring
towns. The streets and roads here In many
places arc badly gutted out. Tho extent Of tho
damage. It is thought, will exceed $4,000. The
river at tlIis place has risen very rapidly tho
last few hours, aud is hoariy as high as 1t WAS
during the spring freahetB.
FAAhKy1LLE.
SPECIAL Dtspatch to Tie Chicago Tribune.
FRANEsv111E, Wis, june 8.-A severe thun-
der shower passed over tho eastern part Of this
county this morning, doing considerable damage
to tho crops. One bridge has beon carried away
on Root River. which has already risen over five
feet. At Raymond two barns were struck by
lightning and burned. At Thompsonville ssy-
erai barns we1e blown down. and several per-
sons hurt, but none seriously injured. :f
, 1874-06-09

j.. WARRINGTON, D. O., June 8.--For tho Upper
LAKE region and NosthTest q ,, partly cloudy
portions Of the last-named district, brisk Or high
variable winds, stationary or FILLING tempera-
ture. followed BY winda shifting to north aud
west, aud r1aing barometer from Lake snpenor
southwark to the Lower Missouri.
OAutionary signal continue at Chcngo, MIL
,wnuRee, Grand Haven, Marquette Eacanaba,
md Duluth. Z,
LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.
.-.. CHICAGO, June 3, 1874,
, 1874-06-09
=. SPECIAL NOTICES,

: DR.. sollEN0K's puLaioNIO sYRUp, sEA.WEED
Tontct and Mandrake Pifla medicines hA7o I'm
doubtodtJ performed ouscs Of Consumption than
any other ronody known to tho American public. Thoy
compounded Of Vegetable Ingredients, and contain
nothing which eau DO injurious 10 the human constitution
Othor rcmodics advertised far Consumption.
probably contain opium. which ia tomovhat dangerous
drug In n and It akcn freely by oonaumpvo pa.
ents, IL ust Do s.oAt Injury; for ita tendonoy IL 10
no tho murbtd nattor In tho s5sto which OF oourso,
must mako inpossibto Echoncks Pulmonto Syr.
up Il warranted not to contain partition Of opium. It Is
composed Of powerful but hacss horbs which act On
Tho lungs. lyor stomach and blood and thus correct all
morbid secrctlons and oxpe nil tho diseased attor from
tho body. These tho only by which Oonsump
ton be cured, and Sohonoks Punon.o Syrup, Bea
Weod Tonic, aud Mandrake Pills are tho only medicines
which In this way IL obvious thoy tho only
gonuino for Pulmonary Consumption. Haeh bntuo
Of this Invaluable medicine accompanied by full droo
tons. Dr. soouct Is professionally ut his principal Of
oe. Sixth and Arch etreets Phf1adcphls syery
Monday where ali lestesa for advice uat be aaresse
GINGHAMS. PRINTS. 60.
, 1874-06-09

:: EFFK0TB OF WH1nLWIND.
KEMPTv1LLE, Ont. june "a wl1irlwlnd
passed over this plnoe yesterday, unroodpg
number Of houses and levnling seyerRl buildings.
large amount of property waR destroyed, and
several persons injured, bnt no lives ssoro lost
, 1874-06-09

SYRACUSE, N. y, Juno 8.-Tho gallo yesterday
overturned nnmbor OF ANAL boats OIL Ononslaga
Luke. 80 far as known, ono boy wass drowned
and another is missing. Tho reported diHastolH
on Oneida Lake are discrodltod.
, 1874-06-09

pio9io party It White Dear Saturday evening,
dor Of moving train, as ho had
Just seen a brakeman do. Ho missed
and foil under tho .ne1t Cur. A man noar by
caught him tuat too 1ato, and tho whoels pasBed
ovor ono ankle, and crlalled his thigh, po!vis,
and arm. 11o dloa in about two holira, q fcw
minutos bofore his paronts, for whom ho was
constantly asking, reached tho acene.
Tho Euenfng Dispatch, Of at. Paul, created d
aonaat'rn among tho politicians yesterday by
for the Republican candidate for Oonercss in
thkt District.
INDIANA.
Yesterday afternoon as = young German
named john se!'un,an was trying, to cross lilo
river at South 1'otld on tho apron OF
tho dan ho lost bis footing, md was swont
Into tho rivor and drowned. partIoa inmodi-
atcly commonood dragging tho river, but without
recovor1ug tile body.
, 1874-06-09
Republican County Conventions ii
1lftnOik.

..,.... PERRY COUNTY,
Snecfai Dispatch to The Chicago Tribune.
DuQuo1N, ILL.,. Juno 8.-At the Perry County
Republican Delegate Convention, held at Plnck-
neyville, on Saturday last, the following dele
gates to tho State Convention were chosen:
r. ). Bingham, E. e. Lenau, J. G. KimHoy,
John r. McKelvey. Instructed for George 1.
Sanders for Treasurer.
ALEXANDER COUNTY,
Special D1srateh to The Chicago Tribune.
CA1no, ILL.,, Juno 8.-The Republican County
Convention, to-day. appointed as delegateB to
tho State Convention, George ". MoKeaE, Post
master; John L. Saunders, County 'GommiB-
this oity 1t ia stated that but nino persons wero
present, .
, 1874-06-09

should not hesitate to urge tho adoption Of these
means, 80 import rtant do We believe IL to bo that
our currency should other be gold or oonvert-
ible into gold. But thoro Ia no need Of Huoh bel
hazard the lifo Of tho patient will secure tho
satno reBut.
Imagine tho I.egal-Tendor act repealed July
!, 1875. There aro ,soto, 600 noo Of leega-tondor
atandng. It IL fair TO estimate that tiioro is not
to-day Iii tho country St25, 900, 600 In goid coin
p oos tho President cxpcct tint wo shall bo ab!e
to accumulate In the next thirteen months $780,
DO neododt allowing that tlio s26 900, 900 legal
tender notes ontBtandtng and not authorized
ahonla bo rotirod., And It ho docs not, what
docs ho propose to substitute for the legal
tondor notes aftor they have oeasod to
DO loyal tender? Tho banks now bank OIL
legal-tondor notos, and hnve little or. no
spcco. Amy banker will toll tho President
that It, would DO impossible to accumulate In ono
yoaE specie enough to tako tho placo of loyal
Dut for tho blind, or At least al,ort-nghtcd.
policy Of tho. Treasury since Con. Grant las
been President, We could havo boon on specie
Sst @ Ss aoossafy ~e9 to u tSa Ws
simply to increase the stock Of gold In tho
Treasury and gradually dinlinah tho amount Of
notcs outstanding, uuttl tho relation botwoen
6 wq ts oaa as a tho g IN nn9ds 9nE
been brought up to i lovol with gold In this way
they would layo o1prossod gold valuoB. IL
duo d 5o o eGsntv g1a would s AsSs Ss
functions Of the Treasury notoa could
have beon taken away when tho volume Of tho
notes had hoen reduced. It wes possible to
perform the who1o operation In so skillful a way
speaking. This can be yet done III q judioious
and effective way, and 1t Is the best thing
which can bo douo.
Wo aro on the top Of tho house and wish to
recommend that the best way is to jump from
the roof Tint this is tho only direct way. Tho
President for tho. moment shares this opinion
r. "a " n uAs sn s M e
accommodation which We make. Which shall
1t ibo7 ''-''
, 1874-06-09

=. tEh9 VFH4WU 1aICCtf0Ns
SAN FnANc1soo, June 8.-qrovor for Govern
or OF Oregon, beats Talman about 400. THO
friends Of Williatna, for Congress-, atill lope ho
is elected, tho vote being very close.
, 1874-06-09

., T. Frona the Ne,o Fork Tribune.
Thore will be diyels opinions as to the wisdom
Of tho details Of the Presidents plan but mono
will question the sincerity with which 1t is put
forth, nor tho soundnaas of his general Wow
concerning tho deluaion Of indefinite expansion
how effeotuully diHpelted.
, 1874-06-09

From tbs Springfield {llass.) Republican.
The Presidont's exposition Of his financial
certainly deserves IT, Coming at this preciso
timo, It's Significance and importance can hardly
be exaggerated. It ia staggering blow planted
squarely between the oyos Of the inflatson mn
jority iu Congress- it apparently procipltates a
u1lencDH.
, 1874-06-09
.POlITlCAL!.
Illinois Independent and Republican
Primaries. - ::
Grover, Democrat, Elected Govern
Of OF Oregon.


Independent Conventions in Illinois.
w1NNEDAGo COUNTY.
Spectal D ispatch to The Chicago Tribune.
RooKroRD Ill, June BIN the Town oonvon-
tfon held to-day, the do1esates to tho County
Convent on woro instructed to voto for the Hon.
John Early for State sonator. II. T. Crawford
for Representative. and Major Pcats for Sheriff.
A bonn baiol! was exploded In the Republican
camp this afternoon by tho announcement that
the drsngora and Bovereigna Of Industry In
tended putting forward opposition candidates.
Notwithstanding that this county takes tho lead
as the Radical stronghold Of the State. the in
duBtrial elemont Ia very large. There are twenty
Oranges, with IN aggregate mcmership Of 2, 300,
aud lodge Of -soverelgns Of Industry number
Ing 200. Add to those 1900 Democrats and
Liberals, who would like to SEQ now orlor OF
things, and the outlook Ia not especially favor
able for straight Repnhlicantsm.
LIVINGSTON COUNTY.
5ptefat DispateA to 7he CHICAGO 1t46uf.t.
Dw1a1iT, LII, Juno 8-The Anti-Monopoltsts
Of Livingston County held a Convention IN
Pontiac to-day. and elooscd six dclegates for tho
inat. ". a.. MoKelghan waa nominated' aB q
candidate for Congress- from the Eighth Con-
EreRetonal District from this county: No reso-
1utionB we're passed.
mABoN COUNTY;
- Special Dtsuatch to 7hs Chicago Tribune.
HAVANA, Ill.,, Juno s.-An Independent Mass;
CnnTentlOn met AZ havana, Jahe U, Rld eleGtGu
ai1 dolegatos to tho State Indopeudent Conyon.
tion to DO hold at Springfield on the 10Th inst.
A Central Committee of ono from eaoh town was
appointed. =: !;
= BTAnK COUNTY. - =
Special Dispateh to The Chtcaaa 1ribuns.
ToULoN, H., June 8.-The Farmers AHaooia-
tion of Stark County met In convention, In tho
Court House In Toulon. Saturday, Juno G, and
appointed Hop9ius shiyers ana BENJAMIN 1nr-
10th inst. The attendance waa good for tho
busy tlme Of year. No instructions. s>'
MAcouPIN COUNTY.
Special Dfsputcs to Ths CHICAGO Tribune.
oAnLISy1LIE, ILL.,, June 8.-The Anti-1lonop-
oily Convention which met hero to-day WAS we'll
attended: After remarks BY some Of tho promi-
mont Anti -Monopolists Of this county, tho Con-
vention selected delegates to attend tho State
Convention. and instructed thom to. vote as 3
unit for David Gore, of this county, for State
Treasurer; also, appointed a committee to con-
fer with the oommittees Of tho counties, COM
prtainR this {the Sevonteonth) CONGRESSIONAL
DIstrict-aa to whom they should nominate for
Congress also, committee to confer with = like
committee Of the Jersey County Anti-Monopoly
Convention as to how the Representatives
should be appointed for this Senatorial District.
, 1874-06-09

TTVfH 1Ht ItE1p I GfA 1fHNs
Tho plan of tho President is simple one. It
proposes direct measures to accomplish tho do
sired results, aud tho means to TINT end arc
such as must oommond themselves to tho conf
mon sonae Of the country. II VIC intend to got
back to t'hard-pan" " let us take nuoh steps as
will CONVINCE the world, aud ourselves. that wo
are In earnest. Hero Is plan OF settling our
financial difficulties which has tho simplicity Of
gonius and common senHo. and which appeals to
tho common honesty Of the people. Mono
Of the plans submitted in Congress is go
fren from Objectionable features, Or 60 likely
to command universal confidence and assent.
The President has shown himself equal to the
solution OF tho most difficult problem over pre-
sonted to our Cbiei Executive, and will bo suB-
tained and appauded by the people, no matter
though Morton and Logan mayrago, ind though
DutIor may imagine vain thing,
II Congress would put through q bill embody~
ing these suggestions the ,valuo Of United states
securities would go up to tho extent Of at loast
9l0o. .ooo, 900 trade would revive; hundreds Of
millions OF boarded money would seek invest
mont, and the country would entor ct onco on a
now ora Of substantial prosperity.
, 1874-06-09
From ths 81. Louis Democrat.

This plan would work very severely upon in
Industries In the Weat. 1t is, in fact, q plan
which would involve great industrial and COM
mercial disorder for months, 1t not for years,
producing olasses. Tint no such plan eau be
adopted by this Congress is evident, and yet 1t e
probable that tho aharpneas Of tho ,ssne thus
presented Tor consideration Of the people in tho
coming elections will ronder many politicians Pc
ouliarly anxious to agfoe upon soine Compromise,
As yet We fail to 500 ono which can 10 oiforol
with reasonable prospect Of succesa at both ends
: Of tho avenue.
, 1874-06-09

Tho viowa Of tho proaidont, adverse to all
1egal-tenders aud to all notes under $40 after
1876, will not meet with the favor of tho people,
II they arc to have 870o,000:000 or $500 1000, ,000
OF paper money. Even with the resumption OF
speole payments, the people will also insist upon
bills Of less denomination than $40.
, 1874-06-09

a--Depnt cornur Of Wolss aud Knzte.sts,
t-Dapat oatner Of Canal and Kinzje.sts. ..
W. II. STEHNETp Gen. rasG Agent. !
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAtLR9an
Uspot. eoruer of A,-m and Saerass. 1itkst oes
GrAa4 Iuclfa Hotel,
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25
Snniled His PietY.

Horace Greeley used to affirm that news
paper men were the most patient people, as
a class, on earth, and he was not far from
right, though there are times when pa
tience ceases to be virtue with the most
enduring. Nearly everybody in Michigan
knows Burr, who used to start newspaper
about once month the year round, gener-
ally bringing them out in Grand Rapids,
but sometimes making flying trip to 9TH
er points. Burr could stand to be told that
he lied about circulation, was on the fence
as politician and that he didn't know any
thing about publishing paper; and when
men threatened to sue or thrash him, he
only smiled sad smile and wished that
mankind wouldn't get excited. During
religious revival in Grand Rapids, Burr
was converted, and it frequently happened
that religious people called at his Office to
talk with him. One day minister came
in, and after talking while, he proposed
prayers He was in the act of kneeling,
when his foot struck one of the outside
FORMS which was leaning against leg of
the stone, ready to be lifted up, and over it
went, making halfa-bushel of "pi."
Burr looked at the ruin wrought, thought
of the two weeks of overwork, and commen-
ced taking off his coat, saying:
&C. am trying to be Christian, and set
good example, but rat my buttons if I
can't lick you in just two minutesp'
The clergyman backed downstairs in no
time, dodging the lye-brush ON the way,
and Burr back-slid at once, and sent down
for pint of stimulant.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25
A Scientific Joke.

1t is related by the Charlotte IN. C.) Oh
seroer that one of the students at Davidson
College, who was too lazy to do anything
right, was in the habit Of cleaning out his
lamp-chimney by running his finger down
as far as he could and twisting it around.
After he had cleaned it out in this partial
manner, one day not long ago. fellow stu
dent took it up and carried it to the resi-
dence Of one of the professors with the in
quiry "Why is it that this chimney is
smoked just up to this point and no far
ther?" The learned gentleman entered
into an elaborate scientific explanation of
why it was, arguing with great lucidness,
and citing various authorities to show the
correctness of his reasoning. When he had
finished the student said to him, "No, sir,
you are wrong" "Why is il, then?" in
quired the professor. "Because the fell
lows finger wasn't long enough to reach
any farther" replied the student.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25

az The difference in natures was well
illustrated at the Boston depot. Two sis
ters met. go, my dear sister p said one
exnaustedly, as they embraced. :" You've
been eating onions" said the other, calmly
and fearlessly.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25

az This advertisement is published in
the Fort Collins (Col.) Sentinel: Wanted,
about fifty unmarried ladies, between the
ages of eighteen and forty, sound of limb,
wind and hustle, by fifty uxorious bachelors
and widowers of this city. Husbands and
homes guaranteed. No crusaders need
apply"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25

GB-" Dad," said hopeful sprig, show
many fowls are there on the table ?'
"Why," said the old gentleman, as he look
ed complacently on a pair of finely-roasted
chickens that were smoking on the dinner
table, "why, my son, there are two"
"two?" replied the smartness, " there are
three, sir, and I'll prove it." "Three |"
replied the old gentleman, who was mat
ter-of-fact man, and understood things as
he saw them, "I'd like to see you prove
that" Easily done, sir-easily done.
Amt that one9" laying his knife on the
first. "Yes, that's certain, said dad "and
amt that two ?" pointing to the second
"and' don't one and two make threeP"
Really" said the father, turning to the
old lady, who was in amazement at the i'm
mense learning of her son, Greatly, wife,
this boy is genius and deserves to be en-
couraged for it. Here, old lady, do you
take one fowl, and I'll take the second, and
John may have the third for his learning"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-25
Grbe Giunes, New BloonrfelO, lla.
MAKES THE WEAK STRONG,

The Perxgin,a SUT1ta,. a Protect
ed Solution Of The ProtOrtde of
Iron, Is so combined as to haze
the character, of an CELt41eent, as
easily diOested and 0ssi1siJ0ted
aOitb the blood as the simplest
food. It Increases the Q1C0ntitU
of Natures OtOn VitGLtSt1s0
10e1st, Iron ie the blood, and
cures ga thousand ills, )" simply
6yT0ni7sO qtp, ,I1lVigordttIIg and
Vjt0ItSt7S0 the System. The en-
9'icheJ and VitdLiSed blood per-
2nedtes eUerD part of the body,
repairing damages and aOGste,
SedTcHi7I0 OlJt morbid secTe-
ttOnS, and LeGVi1IO nothing for
disease to feed upon.
,e.y hnsy Is Me Seceet OJ Me tGoie-
c,S,,i,aG DyspeDsia 81 liver SG C0T- NJ.
pIaint. Dronsv. Chronic Diar-
rhoea, BoiIs, Nervous Affections,
Chills and Fevers, HumOrs,
Loss of Constitutional VigOr,