The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-03-08
IIrin.

once more
WilkIe Collins sails for England In
about fortnight
Pennsylvania Is 10 have IN tagged
printers home" ...
Parasian consumptives lubrlcate their
bread with cod liver oil.
In the late elections In Great Britain
over 1000 coo votes were cast.
Father Burke has received the title
of doctor and master In theology.
Marshal Bazaine's counsel declines to
receive any fees for his service.
They are selling Theodore Titon's
photograph In Dubuque as portrait
of Stokes.
Trottlng horses for sporting purposes
can not now be imported into Canada
free of duty.
A Utah man, who is trying to make
both ends meet, lives on head cheese
and OK tail soup.
Who has the head Of the table, we
wonden "Nr. and Mrs. Nilsson" Is
way II is registered now.
Buffalo bed quilts sell rapidly since u
man found $4,000 sewed up in the but
ting of one which he bought.
a Boston paper calls druggists the
''pill-ersn of society, As they cater to
the public tastes they might be called
cater-pillars.
Hon. George III. Pendlcton knocked
II Columbus hackman down last week.
One vote less ut the next national con-
vention.
Themes Danforth, of Boston High
lands, gave a party on his ninetieth
birthday, and played the fiddle himself
for the dancers.
EX-President Johnson is perplexed.
He sees the circle of female crusaders
coming, but sees no chance of swing,
ing around it.
TIE Governor of Maine recently
sent to the legislature of that state
the first veto for fifteen years. Both
houses sustained the objection.
GOLD age is coming upon me rapid
ly," as the urchin said when he was
stealing apples from an old mans gar
den, and saw the owner coming whip
in hand.
The Boston papers says Yankee
Locke in the play ten nights in bar
room," is doing more for the temper.
ancc cause in that city than the state
law can accomplish.
The sixteen directors of the Boston
theater sat down, all by themselves, to
n 5000 dinner at Parkers the other day.
and devoured to the amount of S3l n.
head.
Forty graves, with their ghasily con-
tents, recently fell through a defective
arch into Il railway tunnel, which
passes under the famous Partisan GEM
ctery, Pere la Chase.
Our Irish editor suggests that news
papers at loss for headlines for the
temperance crusade, can very properly
call it ''rum-war,n as the ladies are
making it warrum for the gin singers.
A strong minded female, who was
arguing the other day that the condi-
ton of Il married woman was slavish,
was eflectually slenced by her oppo-
nent, who said, at is not slavish, but
high-menial.n
Father Secchi, the Jesuit astronomer
has accepted the post of director of the
Roman observatory from the Italian
government, He had previously de-
clined q chair in the Irish catholic uni
versity.
Talleyra nd's sarcastic brevity is adj
duced rs an example of brief epistles
He wrote to lady whose husband had
died suddenly, "Ah! Madamen and
then, on hearing of her wedding soon
after, he wrote, "Oh! Madamew
Jones growled very harshly about
hisatternoon meal, and his wife retorted
with, "YOu needn't make such hor-
rible din about such little thing like
that well. if | have made a horri-
bic din, you've made n horrible din
ner.n
Rear Admiral Il. G. Parrot, who was
ordered to the Asiatic squadron in
October last to relieve Rear Admiral
Jenkins, has returned in i'll health. He
was ordered home by the fleet surgeon
and reached Portsmouth, n. H., last
evening.
SIR WALTER CRoFToN, author of the
Irish Prison system, is expected to adj
dress the National Prison Reform
Congress at st. Louis OH March 18th.
Ex-Governor Horatio Seymour will
make the opening address, and the
Rey. Dr. Bellows will be among the
other speakers. ,s lilo
THE search for the oldest living ex-
member of the New York Assembly is
becoming interesting. DR.. Elias Il.
Foote enjoyed the distinction for few
days, but he is now supplanted by Mr..
David c. Judson, of Ogdensburg, who
was member in 1918, two years earli-
er than DR.. Foote.
A very charming daughter of one of
the "solid men of Boston," being at a
ball, n few evenings since, was solicit
ed n combination of moustache
by broadcloth for the honor of her
hand in dance, to which solicitation
she returned an affirmative answer.
In a subsequent conversation, the
aforesaid combination enquired her
fathers business. "He is q wood saw
yer" she replied. The fellow eloped,
feeling that he had let himself down
foot or two by the association. The
lady's father was wealthy dealer in
mahogany, that occasionally has to be
sawed.