Northern Ohio journal. [volume] (Painesville, Ohio) 1872-1896, 1874-03-21

F. c. has new hat.
G. A-should remember he is married.
two weeks.
W. W would be much obliged to the
young men of Painesville if they would
not visit on jackson street.
c. Wand b. G-seemed to enjoy the
1adies meeting by the close attention
they paid to them on Monday evening.
A certain young lady on st. Clair street
declares c. W. T's moustache to be
'just as sweetly pretty as ever was"
1t looks bad to see light burning in a
certain parlor on st. Clair street SO late.
The (K )nights are long and the gas expen-
sive.
1t is rumored that T. KID runs some
risk of getting into trouble with his land
lady's husband. Cupid always does make
trouble.
Z. P-should not walk so slow up WASH
ington street Sunday nights, for if he is
discovered Under the Gaslight' there
won't be patch lett of him.
r. B-recently found great attraction on
Jackson street and neither mud nor storm
had power to keep him in his little bed.
Truly love knows no bounds.
1t is suggested that recent experience
undergone by M. W entities him to
compare with Lazarus of old-tor like
that distinguished Individual, he too was
inferred and rose again.
II. M.-and v. N.-need to exercise
more caution in way-laying the young Ia
dies from the Seminary, on Sunday Moons,
or an interview with one or more irate
teachers may tend to prevent future prom
enades.
S. Bias got up new sign for the
Cowles House. 1t may be seen at any
time of day staring at passers-by with a
maculate shirt-bosom and is styled by all
as the "Cowles House Statue"
1t is said, by a competent judge, that the
young lady who would not fiirt with our
ming was the shandsomest girl in the town
and had on a :jocky hat and feather with
a white towel around her neck.
When in town recently Mrs. Matte NJ
of No. 15 H-n Block, Cleveland, stopped
at one of our best hotels. J. w. T
says that his visit to her room, between 9
and IL O'Clock, Tuesday evening, was
on business. Probably no one doubts the
statement.
1t is reported that the two young men
| from this place, who about two months
ago opened the enterprise grocery store on
Prospect Street, in Cleveland, have
vamosed the rancho, leaving several bills
| un naid-among them a tailor's bill
| amounting to $3.50.
NC has started lovely pair of
| ssBurnsides" and with Freeman's assis-
tance is pushing them forward to compile
| tion as rapidly as possible. This fact
joined with his persistent visits on Main
/ street. make it safe to predict that he will
| in one way or the othel, be certain to have
an hair-apparant.
| A. H-'s has at last succeeded in get
ting acquainted with one of the teachers,
but on presenting his card at the last
Tuesday evening reception was quietly
escorted to the gate by one of the ladies
and told never to show his (rheumatic) ro.
mantle form around there again. Repor.
ters ssdon't seem to take" up at the Sem
| E. W. c. complains that BARRIERS and
bootblacks forget the clause in the Declar-
alton OF Independence which declares all
men equal, and fail to apply it in their
business. In these cases double prices
are proper enough-the former by reason
of the development of cheek and the lat
ter by reason of the tendency of his brains
| to settle in his feet.