The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-07-18
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larger growth make mud reservoirs.
"Father drinks no more, /" is the title of
a new temperance ballad. How the old
man is going to live is query
All the difference-A thief running away
is scamp, but the polceman's chase after
him is a scamper.
An old cynic says, with many women.
going to church is little better than looking
into bonnet shop
The Weehawken fire is the latest and
most serious case of damage by "Jersey
lightning" according to the New York
C0mmercidi
youngster in describing his Sunday
dinner, said 1--WE had roast beef and
chicken, but the chicken was kept too long
before it was killed"
"1'm not in mourning" said young lady
frankly to querist, ''but as the widows
are getting all the offers nowadays, we poor
girls have to resort to artilice.'
When a man nearly breaks his neck try
ing TO get out Of the way of 'lightning
bug" supposing it to be the headlight of a
locomotive" it is time for him to sign the
pledge.
Something like croaking-A preacher in
Pensacola, Fla. was recently compelled to
break off in the midst of his sermon. the
frogs near the church keeping up such an
uproar that his congregation couldn't hear
him.
Judging from items we continually meet
with in our exchanges, there is this year an
unusual crop Of six-legged calves, four
legged chickens. two-headed ducks, and
such abnormal creatures. There can't be
much beauty or usefulness to any of them
"A I'VE chih oio"H OH Is inc tragic
stoIy o' recent alialr IN france. There
Atlantic Who So,,iS aefon ','r' ,,Io VI te
same oneraton witho,,t enstainimr o,1 ~ o va.
manent iniur,.
r...' 80 "a, -,
rev uays az" ieey OIL bioomneld'
a." a. "rn' :" '1lG PostI.lGe anu asheu Tor
aoi'I1 0l''l'l'9' Nv c,eih i'ahuc1 iieT some
So So" Vnc'. "iio "ahe. mn II nc uIdh
nav any i,'"N hci s''t'uilGiy WIS PINK ana
S''c ""n'eu stamps 10 '''''ch'
l,eIiue,nf 'llI pos' PI"c['C ce Joke 81 lhe
S9" - ie'a,G' ny lue 'elicrs!h iCNas)
,1sn'"'I'"' ne cn,Ie ponce lorcc OF tie
.pNn was "' l"lIHe" uel"tT the mayor on
.'ie c,lu' r. ", N'sI"l!CY' ne cuaf9c was
pi'c'c'iot ny ,lc Itli'l'es Oh 'He poHccmeh'
WI" S'alcu thaV 'he partles uhuer charge
ha9 no Nlaipie means OF support as they
nav 'ecolNcO uut 81 from 'lle cry III the
'''t h'' 'l'oN'"s'
The most practical lover has been disCov-
cred at Bristol, England. In one of his let
teIs 10 ms adored ne wrote ~ WIsh' my
uailIHI' .naV y9r WouIu hot "ri'c me such
.ons "',eiS' 1t you WIRE 10 pIins III ac-
,loh lor oreIcll OIL promise against me- lhe
Mse's ""ui' cIpy thc Correspondence DC
t We US anu ciiarsc lourpenCe lor every
i !oi'I y. sc,tn'y-I"o Noius. ihc sh1rter
Wv. .i iet'oiS 'no ''''Ie we Save from ''ie ~"
Eeis'
Minnesota man declares that he has
kept grasshoppers four hours under water
o "v i VIZ; o,' n ,h .nei ,iiTu ,ne grasS
; ;nr w, mn''u my iousGu Mnnout oes.ioy
ms .ne'n, anu leu lhe,l WIN iuciier
aaa.onss 1:iy W nlu VA. tney reIsneu IL rs
,hora 800; H., ,usn re les,gnsh MS ieal estate 10
.lein IN uispair OF getting IL INTO his own
Pi Lss.,a'on, VI e'eri " securing an equ'ta-
s'.''o"' VI Join' o'o"'a'ion'
just as she was about to take the seat
he oiiercd her in the street car she said
snapplshly, ''lf there were any gentlemen
40 , ,I Iai they Woliu not aliow Iady TO
.mV ,t E', vi II peiore giving ner seat.
he aaot ~ '',u, nan sIiu quichiy oack 10
iad;os or r al, ie''ai heu think .ne
NV nr a,,S III, 9e" ~ ms ms was loHoWeu
t;ront, Nv ,ho NV, iio,n ao w i'iaie
'fr ",' a. i,,u az anu tnG laty ", making
ushorod io .' .L' ori',sllap' "4s soon
"'''''o' in'' 'ii' STREET, temper ana all
young lady remarked to fop the
other DAY That his penknite (Which, blythe
by, was very neat one) in one respect re-
sembled him. The ladies in the room com
menced guessing what it could be. At last
smart-looking little boy, who had until
now sat in one corner silent, was asked to
guess. After examining the knife pretty
closely he turned round, and in a cunning
manner said, "Well, | don't know, unless
its dull.
A Chicago reporter paid his dentist in
this way: ''Dr Grouse, the well-known
and popular dentist. whose fame ne nm
operator upon the human tooth is os wide
spread as the heavens above, is about to