Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1874-08-08
GENERAL. ITENSs

Spell bound-B-o-u-n-d.
Most babies are base bawlers.
Real bawl dreSSes-baby clothes.
Advice to man with an apple-go 10 the
juice.
A noisy piece OF crockery-the cup thSS
cheers.
Our physicians are generally In sse-b;n
condition.
You've Been Drinking" IL the title Of .
new temperance song.
Capital letters are the epi-tles that contsiu
remttanccs.
"An hour with Burns" i. the subject ofs
lecture at Chelsea.
The tallcst man i, he who rises latest, b.
Cause he lays longest.
Micawber sits in his garden, waiting fos
something 10 turuip.
The man who was filed with emotisn
hadn't Room for his dinner
What throat is best for singers W reash
high notcS?-A soar throat
The latest car coupling in Indians has
been marriage On mllway train.
The man of sixty il exempt from jury
duty. Many wish to get oG like sixty.
When Il young lady gives herself away
does she lose her self-po>scS>ion?
Why are Cashmere shawls like deaf peo-
pie? Because you cant + make them here.
Hood called the Slamming of door BY .
person in passion, IA wooden oath"
French women do not make theM hUns
hair look like poodle dogs back.
What word is always pronounced wrong,
even by the best scholars! Wrong.
"a splendid ear but very poor voice."
as the organ-grinder said Of the donkey.
"All right old skillet-IeyS,' said Kanaas
lawyer to u judge who fined him for con-
tempt.
The man who shoots a dozen cats this
month will stand high in the esteem of his
countrymen.
A Brockford man is willing To- pay 20
cords Of wood for wife who will accord
with his idea.
Kissing your sweetheart is like eating
soup with fork-it takes lunx titps 10
get enough.
A policeman in New York ha. robbed
prisoner Of $1,000; but we don't klssw
that that's news.
In a Dublin newspaper appeared the FOL-
lowing "A number vi deaths are uinyoili-
ably postponed
"Bob, how is your swcctheart getting
alongY pretty well, l guess; she says
needn' t call nny more"
A Georgia girl is going to. lecture on
''kisses,' in Washington. She will borrow
man to illustrate on.
A Cincinnati physician was absurd enough
to take some OF his own medicine. The
coroner's fee was $40.
A man who attended the racc ~ few even.
ings since. says it was as expensive as buy.
ing candy in drug store.
Young men are so scarce in Memphis that
one is considered enough to take care VI
fourteen girls at picnic.
A South Carolina county recently ysfuss6
to elect a man named Giles sheriff beeaass
he had stolen hogs.
81 say. Pat, nre you asleep7' "Not .
sleep" ''Then bc nither lendin' me . quar-
ther." ''l'm asleep be jaberyH'
A recent critic upon Othello had the fol-
lowing: ''The Moor. s.izing bulster full
of rage and jealousy, >lnothers her,
81 say, don't (hic) put any hay rum Ghic}
on my face, cause it " make ehicb my wife
think I've been (hicl drinkm,.."
The drunkard takes the pledge and fte-
quently breaks it the H,NtnBrOker taksA
the pledge and generally keeps IL.
The picnic season approechcs. fortune
awaits the druggist who will yet up q corner
in cold cream.
A young man is on trial in Pennsylvania
for stealing nitro-g glycerinc. He deserves .
good blowing up.
1gnatz WaltzShcmittcn. of New York,
swallowed his artificial set of teeth whiiS
trying to pronounce his name.
There is Brooklyn man who wear.
mourning for his mother-in-law., lie weasD
it on the lining of his coat.
a country boy, having heard of sailors
heaving up anchors, wanted to know IL ID
was seasickness that made them do it.
An Iowa editor recently notified skas Q
certain patron Of his was ''tl,iepia,e a
usual" lie declares he wrote it "thriring"
"A A>CW lOIh DOuk-kCtptT clephteS u Two
hundred pound dumb hell, and yet OCCASION
ally finds it difficult to raise the wind.
What is mind? No master.. What i.
matter? Never mind What is the nasars
of the soul? 1t is quite iinnaterinl.
a Buffalo fathes has persuaded his bad
boy to stay in o nights. The chain cost
him 81 80 and the paddock IS cents.
An Akron, Ohio, man has had his wife
jailed for two weeks for hitting him on the
head while he was saying his prayers.
A Cincinnati man is said TO be training
himself for his approaching marriage By
passing several hours in boiler shop,
GIVE chihirennY birth : Good Heavens"
exclaimed the father, on viewing this addi-
ton to his family; ''and business NO dull
A woman in Indiana claims divorce oss
the ground that her husbands = mother benss
her and her husband IL afraid to Interfere.
"Wel, I s'pose the burned stuff got
Mixed" was the sad reply Of \ Missouri
druggist when he killed woman by giving
arsenic for salts.
A man at Weston. No., fred in the dsrk
ut man who was stealing his corn, and the
next day the county sheriff was around with