The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1874-03-20
SAYINGS AND DOINCs. 2

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Next to a diary a lead pencil Is lie
most difficult thing to keep. ... -
/ CURIOSITY concerning SAKE Holm
viii be heightened now il is known that
she is. an unn arTied lady s1Is aaa B.
TINS gas made IN Erie is Of twenty
four candle power 4 hat is; yol have
to light ty enty-four candles to see when
the gas is urning.
a Sioux CRY hotel has a Elack-and-
tan dog that killed thousand rats IN d
month. This is q good puff for the dog,
I but hard en- the hotel 80 zszaz vss
. IT is a rUle'of- etiquette in Arkansas
/ that no true gentleman will eat with his
/ bor's chr If, if he can help It. sas 7=5-s
/ SINCE the temperance crusade com
memo ed one man in Ohio has signed
| forty-two temperance pledges and
sworn of !" fifty-four times, -. .,....-
l IT IS sing uIar that. the most garrulous
I speakers, no matter whether IN public
! or private, ere invariably those who are
g unaecustomed to public speaking. -
1FRosT SEA 10 SEA.-e-a ga usseh la-a'
4 We glide through golden seas Of grain; ssi..
We shoot, sh ming comet. through
The mountain range against the blue,
And then below the walls Of snOE,57 - -.
We blow tho desert dust amain;
| We brush the gay madrona tree, 49,
We greet the orange groves below @ i 6
| r We rest beneath the oaks; and we
/ Have cleft continent in twain. 4i-l
! IEUT-GOV. CAMPBELL, of Bengal.
gives most narrowing picture of the
4 famine IN India. BE says over ], ,60O.-
600 persons are now IN starving con-
dlbIon. I 80 r- zF nirz5 r.
ANY one who desires to speak of the
Siamese twins learnedly will call them
XiphOpages of the class of Terata-ana-
catahdyma, or, for short, Omphleloph-
agus 1iphodjdymus, and return thanks
to the Philadelphia doctors. -
A SAILOR dropped out Of the rigging
of ship of war some fifteen or twenty
feet, and fell plump on the head of the
first lieutenant. 4" Wretch !" said the
officer, after he had gathered himself
up. g Where the deuce did you come
from?" "An' sure i came from the
north of Ireland, yer honor. E-z--
The nan who ans 9ered an advertise
ment to the following effect had his GU
riosity satisfied g IF you would learn
to make home happy, send fifty cents in
postage stamps to A. B." etc. Upon
receipt of postage stamps, A. b. REPLIED. g
" Your home sTOul be more happy If
yOu were less frequently there"
+ A YOUNG lady has the letters 7. NJ. O.
A. engraved on one corner of her visit
ing cards, which she hands to certain
gentlemen visitors. At first they sup
pose she belongs to the Young Mems
Christian association, but it is not long
before they rightly constfue the letters
TO mean, "You may come again. - s-i a'
1 LIBEBTY OF THE Press. .-Ert sH
Around her waist put my ARM sl aefz
g. 1t felt as soft as cake
/ t' Oh! dear, says she, 'twhat liberty
II You Printernen do take!''
why yes, my Sal, my charming gal,
q squeezed her some, guess,( z-s-s
Can yOu say augbt my love against
The freedom Of the press2n TeEraz
kissed her some-I did, by gumI --s--
She cOlored like beet;
+ Upon my living soul she looked H At7
Almost too good to eat & -.- s--.- ..-..-.
= Igave another buss, and then
q Says she, % I do ccnfess aa8H n'
] rather kinder sorter like t &c.
The freedom Of the press
THE fact that Barbara Frietchfe has
not yet turned up In Washington, with
claim of $25,060 for holding the na-
tiOnai bag out of her window in Fred.
ericktown, and soaring Robert e. Lee,
goes far to prove that Whittier was
fooled IN that little transaction, and
that B. T. is, as has been suspected, a
myth. 715se 90 Asls.sses 7sit 'zsae
A FRENoHHAN, condemned to death
for numbering his wife and child with
out extenuating circumstances, demur.
red to the sentence, because capital
punishment had been abolished in
France for political Offences, and he
had killed his wife and child for no
other reason but because thay were
legltlmlsts. s-s1 " FEse1=
Mrs JONES always believed her
Frederick when he told her that the
''club" was for the social intercourse
and discussion of professional topics,
until the other night, when he came
into the hall with a rush and evinced a
desire to sleep on the front stairs.
60 Mary, % said he, his voice broken with
emotion, % Mary, you have been partak-=
ing of the Intoxicating pledge, you
have broken theseRp. Itsh- no ush
d'nying 1t, Mary. shee IL IN ySur
breath and smell it in your eye. Oh,
Mary y With some difficulty he was
put to bed, batsinee that night he has
not visited the clnb. - reslaa5 %. 81 HTe