The New York herald., 1874-11-01


Cannot he be guided little by culture
and romances Empress Queen longs fol
quiet IN Court regions, and IL In act heartily sick
OF the perpetual rude noises ana explosions
gong on around the Chancellor. She, an Empress
Queen, would abate him by wifcly methods, were
that possible; but. alas she does not see much
OF an uncultured husband. who thinks her dread
iul blne-stocking and remains extremely deaf to
the harmony OF nature; being merely solid, re-
spectacle old gentleman full OF common sense
and having q sound Judgment, besides being given
over to Bismarck. Still an Empress Queen can try
something. All the world Is looking toward Paris
ior news OF how Europe Is to be governed during
the next twenty years or SO; and there sits Am
bassador Arnim, a brilliant witty nobieman, who
would make an admirable chancellor could the
thing be managed. Perhaps II may.
Seoond-A Crown Princess or quick bright ways
aud steady eyes which look through Court at
mosphere up TO something higher. Imperial Royal
Highness. very not against the Roman Catholics
having been educated BY English bishops, sapona
ceous samuel OF oxford among the number
but. nevertheless. having deep womaniy resent
ment against Prince Bismarck. "Did not he want
TO shut up my husband. and actually got an order
for his arrest signed by the KingS" Order
never executed, but remaining one OF the facts OF
histOry.) Resentment or Crown Princess not to
be appeased, ana which has been restless to
vent itselfi action for years past she. too. is OF
opinion that there are possibilities in Count
Arnim; and after all, could not he deal with those
shocking Roman Catholics as well as hateful
Chancellor now supreme over everybody, Crown
Princess included
Tntrd-A Crown Prince OF Q somewhat vacillat-
ing and doubtful character, apt to do one thing
and say another. Has become osrensibly recon-
oiled to Prince Bismarck for prudential reasons,
but is not indisposed to make him feel that we are
a Grown Prince who could not be shut up wIth0ut
danger to the State. Thinks generally with his
wife and follows her lead.
CRACKKR GOES OFF IN PARIS
and makes loud noise in this dense atmosphere.
Ambassador Arnim ''cannot view without conster.
nation the progress OF republican institutions IN
Europe" Wants to upset N. Theirs and make the
Count OF Chambord French King Does help to
overturn NJ. Tniers and conservative republic,
most agreeable just then to Prince Bismarck. who
is engaged in disputes with the Pope. Prince
Bismarck answers, "You are TOOL, Herr Graf and
am fool for not having found you out long ago.
What do care for the spread OF republican opin-
lonss Don't you see, you dunderhead, that
am fighting desperate battle with
the Roman Catholics. who are already too
strong for me Indeed the Chancellor has had to
give ground several times lately, and II those
legtimist blockneads get into power they will i'm
mediately strengthen my enemies" Ambassador
Arnim pays no attention to these unmannery
seedlings; win not even reply 70 them, and be-
haves as though there were no Chancellor at Ber-
lin; feeling secure of support from Romance and
Culture. ''Come home; you are recalled. Come
home and be -,r roars the Chancellor upon
fooscap; despatch unhapplly numbered and part
OF the archives OF an imperial embassy. swat
awhile, Your Excellency," responds the Ambas-
sador; Il have to pack my trunks and take leave
of my military friend MacManon, who Will restore
French kngship II he can" Ambassador Arnlm
fingers in Parts, corresponding briskly with Berlin
and culture.
FLY ON THE WHEEL
of Count Arnm's state coach begins to drive it
and him at this juncture. Fly OF the attacne sort,
or small diplomatic species, kind well known to
Prince Bismarck. The ny buzzes loudly as he
drives, but keeps out OF sight as usual. Secret
reports are sent Oh every day, twice day, three
times day TO Berlin. ny very busy with private
letter writing and cipher correspondence. till the
Chancellor becomes convinced that there Is plot
intended to confer upon him the blessings OF
repose and retirement from the cares OF State.
''Come home. Your Excelency Arnm, you shall
be Ambassador at Constant tinople," says the Chan
cellor again upon foolscap .his time with effect
Constantinople or elsewhere ready for him. On
the contrary interrogarories OF an unpleasant
nature are submitted to him. Questions arise
about his salary and allowances which are not
paid and ''cannot be paid. Where are Your Ex-
cellencys voucherss What was your authority for
incurring this expense and that OF public moneys'
Small clerks In great number arise and worry
Excellency Arnlm. He is peremptorily required to
''Rive accounts OF mis- proceedngs' and other mat
rers. "Malversation Of public moneys" whisper
the clerks. closes on the English TURF" hint
some Of them. Evidently Excellency Arnim has
got into difficulties with off1cia people, who are
never scrupulous in their assertions. Romance
and Culture begin to fall dumb. explain these
things, Your Excsllency, and then we will see."
1t would not be prudent to see now, thinks Ro-
nance and Culture. Will not see. IN short. Prince
Hohenl0he the new Ambassador in Paris, inno-
Gently writes at this crisis TO ask where certain
of1cial papers-t"You are a FOOL come home and
be-n)-all numbered, which are wanting from
his archives. A Prince HohenlUne VINO does not
like responsibilities and nnds his papers missing.
More interrogatories are addressed TO Excelency
Arnlm on this subject 'Gve up the public docu-
ments which you have distracted" says Prince
Bismarck curtly. Excellency Arnim explains.
ssOh, you WON'T won't you ~ replies Prince Bis
marck this time through his clerks; "then bring
me my Dootsn And he sets OF TO consult the law
oficers OF the Crown. Very dangerous creatures
these. and Exceilency Arnim is at once arrested
py them; on his birthday, too. An Excellency
who, 1t seems is liable TO criminal procedure, and
1--WE years. Imprisonment. "Guity OF high treason, u
say the Crown lawyers, and hurry him away BY
their tpstaves to common jail
A SICK Count Arnim, my Prince Chancellor; has
the quicker krankhelt.n your thrice redouDtsbie
magnanimity.
''H'mm grunts redouotable magnanlmity,
through the Crown lawyers. "Then let him be
taken to the State Hospital for the Destitute. and
kept in solitary confinement there" Appeal for
freedom twice rejected by the law courts having
TO deal with an Excelency who is TO be punished
before trial. A man Of grim humor the terrible
Chancellor, who has thus contrived to shut up mis-
enemy with the destitute and insane, opposite a
hospital for SICK dogs which he can see from his
prison window. lie can see little else. ana has
disconsolate outlooks altogether.