The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-08-13

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He fell dead aad ~
minutes , says : GeorI
desth Of asaegro.
j Why are your eyes n
arated by distant cliae4 :
respond sdV'never - ynDr
Ii rsle-of stiq6sus
sas that no true gsl1 -
with his leg throws Vets
his neighbor's chair, Il ~ =
"Are there any iools = -
asked stranger of : nevG1
don't know" replied the ~
you lonesomey"
What 10 the diGereaco
churcn-organ snd ~ jn1u
One st0 ) the hdss - ~
knoMthe Atops- s1A
- Have yoa .Be.;'
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toothache."
aft man bequeathc1 -
dred pounds, would ~ - =
said Sunday Schod teackes a
pill. "No," said he; <fN
for another like him. Y"0
The man who win x
length Of time, and IT,
| arof,,saJs and s<.,sraaU<
swallow . blind ~
then beat the dog : a ~
A Delaware md d<ans u
der, proved that On that
the hour of the musdeg
home mauling his wife, q
saved him. A word "a - S
SO forth. q fa
Said Mrs. Jeakins ~ II =.
from the church: "WI
shawls Of those Johns II |
think Of what l hsvd, 3Y
wasn't for the consoaatr
I don't know what l xmL following @
Patrick, said the priesk -- q
hay did you steslf W1H0 o.
we'll confess to your riyssencG
whole stack, for am going = >kA.
balance Of it tonight. ,s-
care you burgl.r, si'c1n WW
not come in, as am al1'C
. Somerville, Massachs1 ow TonkI
girl, when a man called tAOW A0s
"Go for it while it'Takes, Hay ]
exhortation of . rural
lady love, ~ he handed -
glass Of soda. She went fof { II
When atranger stsads - n
lie square in Denver, spits n
hands cries out: .sClimb cuj
by thousands" even The -
pulls of his coat and goce ~
the response . success< VIZ
An interesting problsm Z II -.
tier, is. Why the Arickaree
steadfast friends Of the Ni8AH 81
over half 4 century, are witac
and anmusss;ossss-n
Sioux are armed with 3fsi
Out in Wisconsin hors
and killed book agent y
the citizens made . don6>M
for the horse, and he nov
enough to last him full 6
time.
"Sad thing TO lose your
. friend to vermonter w6o n
the grave Of his wife, eve
ably sad" replied the molsW1
then her clothes just St ~ cK
girl
80 Lord" prayed > Metko1
ister, s.keep me humble ~
80 Lord, IL Thou wilt kesp - /.
ble,' said the deacon who - ~
ed, I'VE will see to y 49, ~ :"
poor!"
A cloud of gloom sdnensnG
spreads the land, aYs.ps5 20
ders weep. It W 81
commencements wag.lONJODDs
of our people. ,lKs.
there?" said the engiidee. ~o'
....d!oa ed . young 9, sqo;w : s.,,h MODS
railroad. "No," sail %
half Injuneerf' E,efo% Haah
The proprietor Of COB
academy in illinois, ~
his business by cauf 1Tne AT
al in = lerra numhd d1&a.,a.f
standing on the hly No. l0l
years hats on their g
A district schofer In
the upper countiesy yichigan1 It e /
asked what algebrfrefefo rrn
he replied: "Oh, e pastl&
most any kind thai just - 1sssre,
hide when you str ID uew
North Pl.tt, Ms opc
tuous and happy not O.
was ever heard 1hd ths
just spent their I'll prepaT
heaven. Nov alfmoh -
evil moment brass band
lied.
o.
A family passing through D
lost their tom cat. "Come child
said their father, huskily, = -
ed to the wagon. "Johnny ~
scarlet fever, little Mary weetS
the whooping cough, and ~ 80
lost Sadimus! l shouldn't IwendA
mother or I'd be the next 6 ~ A
A little orphan boy, who wnsH \
ly starved by the stingy ~
guardian, with whom be. .liSed
ing lank greyhound ON ~ bccupie
street, vas asked by his' g.
what made the dog % thin,
reflection, the little fellow yeplf1nI
suppose he lives nth his unc1es
Barnes. J. W. Barn} K
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