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The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

STICKS DIFFER.-A yardstick is very
useful in a store stick on the stage is
of no good use whatever; stick in a
tumbler Is sometimes in danger of
making the sidewalk uneven to pedes-
trians stick of husband or wife is apt
to be much longer than is desired and
stickful of matter is the commonest
thing read in newspapers.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

FROM Maine to California millions of chill
dren are wearing SILVER-TIPPED Shoes.
Why not? They are the cheapest and never
wear through at the toe. Try them. For
sale by all shoe dealers.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

rise, when the figures sank through the
floor instantly. An examination of the
place betrayed no visible solution of
the ingenious performance.-Nea0 York
World.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

CARDS IN HOME LANGUAGE.-A gen.
tleman of our acquaintance found the
other night, much to his surprise. that
his wife knew something about draw
poker. The way of it was this: The
couple have two fine boy babies. See
ing them asleep in the same bed the
admiring father wondered if ANYBODY
had better pair than that. The wife
thought not. The husband then said.
we could draw three queens we Wonld
have full that would be hard to
beat" And the lady promptly REPLIED, ,
Excuse me, if you please wen stand
pas on the pair we have. .''-PaducoI
Ke11tucki0sa
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

WIsHARr's Pine Tree Tar Cordial
cures coughs colds and consumption Wis
hart's Worm Sugar Drops Danish worms
cOnrIetely.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13

COMPULSORY rules for sailing tracks
across the Atlantic are held to be i'm
practicable in England.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13
DYSPEPSIA.

SYMPTOMS-Want of appetite, rising Of food and
wind from the stomach, acidtty Of the stomach,
heartburn. dryness and Wilderness Of the tongue
in the morning. sense of distension in the stomach
and bowels, metimes rumbing and pain; COS
tiveness, which is occasionally interrupted by
diarrn1a; paleness of the urine. The mouth is
clammy, or has a sour or bitter taste other ire
quent symptoms waterbrash, palpttatlon OF
the heart, headache, and disorders of the senses,
as seeing double, &c. There is general debtlitys
Ianguor and aversion to motion; detection OF the
spirits, bed sleep, and frightful dreams.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13
A source of Great ANXIETY
What I Know About Vegetine.

II. r. STEVENS:
Dear sir-I have had considerable experience.
with the VEGErINE. For Dyspepsia, General De-
bility, and Impure Blood, the VEoErINE il supe-
rior to anything which have ever used com
menced taking VEG ErINE about the middle of last
winter, and after using few bottles it entirely
cured me of dyspepsia and my blood never'was
in so good condition a at the present time. 1t
will afford me pleasure TO give any further par.
ticuIars relative to what know about this good
medicine to any who will call or address me
at my residence, $50 Athens street Very reapect-
fully, MoNR' e PARKER,
1856 Athens Street.
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-11-13
FEELMYsELFANEWM MAN


Mr.. H. r. STEvENs
Dear sir-Through the advice and earnest per-
suasion of Rev. L. 8. Best, Of this place, have
been taking VEGETINE for Dyspepsia, OF which L
have suffered for years. have used oaly two Dot
ties, ana alreaay feel myself new man Respect
fully, DIR. J. W. CARTER
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29
Where Does IL Come From :

Pints and quarts of filthy catarrhal
discharges. Where does it all come
from? The mucous membrane, lining
the chambers of the nose, and Its little
glands, are diseased, so that they draw
from the blood its liquid, and exposure
to the air changes it into corruption.
This life-iquid was to build up the sys-
tenn but it is extracted and the system
is weakened by the loss. To cure, gain
flesh and strength by using DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. which also
acts directly upon these glands, correct
ing them, applying DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy with DIR. Pierce's Nasal Douche
the only method Of reaching the upper
cavities where the discharge accumu-
lates and comes from.
cATARRH OF 20 YEARS STANDING CURED.
MONROE, Onachita Parish, La,
September Is, 1871.
r. Y. PIERCE, NJ. D.:
Sometime about last June COM
menced the use of your medicines, and
they have entirely cured me of Catarrh
of twenty years standing.
Respectfully,
Is Mrs. c. E. PHILLIPS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

CONE, AND LET Us REASON TOGETHER.
To the afflicted in body, we offer few
words of plain, practical reasoning. No
matter under what form of sickness you
labor there is one great truth you should
ever keep in mind. viz: All disease
originates in an impure condition of the
blood. Purify that, and the disease
must depart, for it has nothing to feed
on but you cannot purify the blood by
the use Of poisonous drugs, and e1haus-
tive stimulants; the relief which these
afford is temporary and deceptive. leav-
ing you worse off at every interval. The
best Blood Purifier ever discovered is
DIR. WALKERS FAMOUS VINEGAR BIrTERs
compounded of simple herbs. No mat
ter how hopeless your case may seem,
try the VINEGAR BIrrERs, and a few
draughts will convince you of their vir-
tue. DR.. Walker, the discoverer of this
priceless remedy, had been given up to
die by the Physicians, and is now a
sound and healthy man from their use.
So
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29
Tape Worm! Tape Worm

Tape Worm removed in from to hours with
harmless vegetable med The worm passing
from the system alive No fee asked until the entire
worm with head passes. Medicine harmless. Can
refer those ai cted 10 the residents of this city
whom I'VE cured At my Office can he seen hun
dreds of specimens measuring from ~ to 100 feet N
eayth. Fifty per cent. OF cases of Dyspepsia and
disorg 4nizations of Liver caused by stomach
and other worms existing in the alimentary canal
Worms disease Of the most dangerous character.
are so little understood by the medical men Of the
present day. Call and see the original and only
worm destroyer, or Sc d for circu ar which VIII
give full description and treatment of all kinds of
worms; enclose cent stamp for return Of the same
Dr Z Y. Kunkel can tell by seeing the patient
whether or not, they troubled with worms, and
by writing and telling the symptoms &c, the Doctor
will answer by mail DR. Z. F. kUNKEL. No. 25e
or by mall free) Seal, Pin and Stomach worms
also removed
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29
THIS GENUINE SWEDISH BIT.
TIERS
HOW TT OPERATES.

-,..r.,. NJ, ,,. sv,a,sh Bsttsrs dtrec.s it,s,, a,
a.. a.. -. % ~. ,.,xa. of IN, d,g,stiv. o-g,,,
.IS-st,-, 80 .,,,-. .,,.nt I'M, u,.,nIv - ~.
-, , a.. ,.c.-,l ,r,ct II nor,n.li,es .ha,,
,,v.,,,. - ,ns-s,or. according To the patur. !,
.,.,..,o-. =. IN s,, ~ ..on. D,.-rhc,. pvs.n,s-v
or other snarnoIous discharges and eiuviA By regu
latins the abdominal organs, Of which depend the
nourishment the conservation and the Development
of the human body-the Swedish Bitters invigora,es
the nerves and vital powers sharpens the
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

The Franco German war demonstrated
the value of carrier pigeons SO plainly
that the French Government has de-
cided to erect large house and to keep
constantly in it for the next six years
5000 pairs of pigeons for breeding pur-
poses. Each fortress is 20 possess a
military pigeon house with capacity
for / 900 birds, and two general stations
are to be established with accommoda-
tions for 10000 birds. In case of an
other war, the French are determined
to be provided with means to communi-
cate with friends where neither tele-
graph nor railway lines can be used.
The Germans are also breeding carrier
pigeons on a large scale for the use of
the army. The great affection for home
makes men fight for their country. and
the strong love for the spot where it
was reared renders valuable the services
of the carrier pigeon to an army in a
state of siege.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

We have often wondered whether
there is a person in the country who
does not know and appreciate the value
of Johnson's Anodyne Linin,ent as a
family medicine? 1t is adapted to most
all purposes, and is the best pain de-
stroyer that can be used.
Farmers and stock raisers have fire.
quently told us that they have seen
very good results from giving Sheri-
dams Cdrairy Condition Po,cders to
cows and swine before and after they
drop their young. The powders put
them in good condition. and give them
strength to care and provide for the
sucklings. 3
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

THE noblest aim of science is to re-
ieve human suffering. Its highest tri-
umph is found in DR. HICKMAN's RHEU-
MATIo ELIXIR, a remedy of the highest
character and standing. Acute or
chronic rheumatism, Gout, and all
aches and pains which are caused by
the above diseases, give way before its
benefcent power. For sale by all re-
spectacle Druggists. Price 81. If your
Druggist has not got it, take no other.
but send 81 direct to the Sole Proprietor
and Manufacturer. DR.. WIN. Fl. HICK-
MAN, 1856 South Second St, Philadel-
phia, Pa. Also Manufacturer of DIR.
HICKMAN's ELECTRIC FLUID for Neural
Qia, Headache and IOothdche.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A CORRESPONDENT reports the dis
covery of a copper mine at Isle Royal,
Mimi, which yields ore of a quality
similar to those of the Calumet and
Hecls mines on the south shore of Lake
Superior. 1t is in conglomerate rock,
the belt of ore being 26 feet between
foot and hanging wall, and has been
found at points IA miles apart. Our
correspondent states that preparations
for mining on an extensive scale are in
contemplation, and that the discoverers
believe that it will be the largest cop
per mine in the world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

WHILE Knockemoff was disposing of
the cellar of man who had failed be-
fore he could build his house upon it,
friend approached him and asked
what business he was up to now. sim
in the hole sale ebusinessjust at present" :"
was the reply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A PALADILHE relates that foxes are
tormented by feas, and when the inhic-
tion becomes unbearable, they gather a
mouthful of moss, and slowly walk
backwards into the nearest stream until
only the mouth is left above the sur
face of the water. The fleas meanwhile
take refuge on the little island of moss,
and when the fox is satisfied that they
have all embarked, he opens his mouth.
and the moss drifting away with its
freight, the willy animal regains the
bank, evidently satisfied at his freedom
from his tormentors.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

TROUT IN AN ARTEsIAN WELL.-The
american journal Of Science and Arts
presents the following curious state
ments: Mr.. Bard, the agent of the
California Petroleum Company, at San
Buenaventura, was lately engaged in
constructing wharf at point south
east of that place. Wanting water to
supply this wharf, he commenced sink
ing an artesisn well on the sea beach,
not 3 feet from high water mark. At
the depth of 1i3 feet strong flow of
water was obtained, which spouted
forth to hight of 80 feet. 1t was con-
trolled with a ''goose-neck, and util-
lied. One day, while the agent was
absent, the men round the well noticed
fish in the waste water. On his return
they called his attention to the fact, and
on examination the well was found to be
filed with young trout, thousands of
them being thrown out at every JET.
These trout were all the same size
(about two inches long) and perfectly
developed. The eyes were found per-
feet. Now there is no stream nearer
than the Santa Clara River, several
miles distant. Could these fish then, it
is asked, have come from its head waters
by some subterranean outlet? There
are no trout in the lower portions of the
stream. The temperature of the well
water is 90 Fab.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A GROCER informs the public by
placard that handsome maple sugar"
may be obtained within. No doubt he
has for sale dignified bar soap, elegant
mackerel, pretty molasses, lovely ham,
delightful saleratus, charming turnids
and bewitching Goldfish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A GENTLEMAN afflicted with an impe-
diment in his speech, was one day look
ing at the Siamese twins when they
we're upon exhibition, After examining
them for some time in sileEce, he turned
to the Snowman and enquiringly re-
marked, .'B-b-b-brothers 1 presume,
sir ?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

SUFFERERS WITH PILES should erect q
monument to DR.. SILsBEE for his bene-
fcent discovery of ANAKEsIs, an infalli-
BILE cure for the worst cases of piles-a
failure in 5000 cases has not been re-
corded. 1t is a simple suppository,
painless and easy of application, gives
instant relief, acts as an instrument,
soothing poultice and medicine, and
can not fail to cure. Lotions, oint-
ments and internal remedies may fail,
but ANAKEsIs is infallible. Price 81 90.
Sold by Druggists everywhere. Prin-
cipal Depot, 46 Walker St., New York.
l3
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

SAYS the Cincinnati Times: "Ne-
buchadnezzar is mentioned as the first
granger, but incorrectly. Eve, who
made reputation in the apple busi-
ness, and who broke up Adams mon
opoly, was first to patronize husbandry. "
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

GREASE SPors.-In the removal Of
grease from clothing with benzol and
turpentine, people most generally make
the mistake OF wetting the cloth with
the turpentine and then rubbing it with
q sponge or piece of cloth. In this way
the fat gets dissolved, but spread over
a greater space, and not removed; the
benzol or turpentine evaporates, and
the fat covers now Q greater surface
than before. The only way to radically
remove grease spots is to place soft
blotting- paper beneath and on top of
the grease spot. which spot has first
been thoroughly saturated with the
benzol, and then to press it well. The
fat gets 2ow dissolved and absorbed by
the paper, and entirely removed from
the clothing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A BROOKLYN young man who sat down
mediate in his sweetheart's lap, had
occasion to caution her against looping
up her skirts with pins. He found that
the consequences had a tendency to
disturb his mental poise.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

FROZEN EGas-It often happens that
eggs will get frozen so as to crack the
shell in severe weather, and are of
course unfit TO sell; but if they are kept
frozen until needed for use, and then
brought into a warm room and boiling
water poured over them. then left till
cool, the ggwill be uninjured, and will
beat as nicely as if it had not been
chilled, and is just as good for any use.
After being once thawed, it must be
used Immediately; if allowed to stand
q day or two, it will not be fresh or
nice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

"MArRIMoNY," said a modern Bene-
dict, the ether day, produces remark
able revolutions. Here am l, for in
stance, in ten short months, changed
from q signing lover to loving sire. "
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

A KENTUCKY paper apologies for
having spoken of ''the red-hesded,
malignant mule who dispenses the
county money" by saying that it wrote /:
'Big- hearted, valiant soul"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

IT is suggested that lightning rods be
made in the form of an elongated oval,
about feet wide, so that the conductor
would present the appearance of two
rods, side by side, joined at the top I;
and they would also be Joined under
ground He thinks that this arrange.
ment will give better protection to q
building, from the better ground COM
munication it would afford.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

HERE'S q chance. Said an old gen.
tleman to Miss Phoebe Couzins 81
wish you would give up this foolish
notion of running about to lecture and
settle down, have husband and be q
good housekeeper. Miss Couzins re-
piled: '.Barkis is willing; but where's
your man ?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

PATRICK, said the priest. how much
hay did you steal?' We'll, I may as
well confess to your rivirance for the
whole stack, for I'm going after the rist
of the stack tonight
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

MICROSCOPIC examinations of thin
sections of various rocks is attracting q
great deal of attention in Germany. and
every mineralogist now supplies himself
with microscope and a cutting or rub
bing machine for the manufacture of
sections. A recent work, by b. Rosen-
busch, on this subject, shows the varie-
ties and peculiarities of the internal
structure of rocks, as revealed by the
microscope and polariscope.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

Io1Ne FOR CAKK.-Whisk the whites
of seven eggs until they stand alone and
are perfectly dry. Have ready sifted
and pulverized one and q half pounds
of the finest white sugar. Add one ia
blespoonful of this to the eggs at q
time, beating continually until all is
consumed. Add . teaspoonful of any
extract you fancy-rose, lemon, or va
nilla is best. If properly beaten, the
icing will hardly run at all, and will dry
in q few hours in q warm place. Dis
solve q very little gum arabic or gum
tragacanth, and add to prevent the icing
from peeling of the cake when cut, as
it would otherwise do.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

We may set it down as an axiom that
the action of lime depends on its access
10 air and moisture, and hence it should
be kept near the surface of the soil as
much as possible. III buried too deeply
it has more moisture, but its contact
with air is cut off, and its action retarded
and impaired.
We may also set it down as fixed that
lime hastems the decomposition of We
getable matter in the soil, and renders
it available to our crops much sooner
than would have been the case if left to
the slower course of nature; hence We
cannot strictly regard lime as a manure,
but must look upon it as a stimulant
which can more quickly make available
the plant food, but which adds very
little to its amount. 1t only acts the
part of the ''nimble sixpence" in rapidly
turning over the farmers capital without
directly adding to the bank account in
the soil.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

To IMPROVE THE ADHESION OF GUN
ARABIo.-It is a well-known fact that
gum arabic will net cause some kinds
of blotting paper to adhere. This may
be remedied by adding, to eight ounces
Of the concentrated solution, 16 grains
of aluminium sulphate. Alum answers
also, but not so well.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

BAKED PorAToEs.-Potatoes are more
nutritious baked than they are in any
other manner, and they relish better
with those who have not been accus-
toned to eat them without seasoning.
Wash them clean, but do not soak them.
Bake them as quickly as possible, with
out burning in the least. As soon as
they are done, press each potato in q
cloth SO as to crack the skin and allow
the steam to escape. II this omitted,
the best potatoes will not be mealy.
They should be brought immediately
to the table.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29
SHOW CAsEsI SHOW CAsEsl

Ali styles. Silver Mounted and Walnut, new and
seconc-hand Securely packed for shipping
COUNTERS, BARS, SHELVING, STORE FIX
TURES, &c
HOUSE AND OFFICE FURNITURE All ktnda
The largest and best assorted stock new and
second hand in the City
LEWIS & BRO, a-ls-ly
l02l. l0z3. t02S and le5 RI D6E AVE- Phfladelphis
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

"DRHD TONGUE was the answer
which a minister, just going out to
exchange" gave to some one who asked
him what he had in his carpet bag
which contained seven sermons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29
cR sacc's csTsasr rEMEoY.

l r
It il the only form 0f instrument yet Invented
with which fui medicine can be carried Hiah rp
and perfectly applied TO Nd parts OF the affected IA
sal passages. aid the chambers or cavities Gem
nuncaiiug herewith. in which soTcs ard ulcers
frequently exist, and from which the catarrhal dis
ohlr-e generally proceeds. The want O. success
in treating Ca:arrh heretofore has arisen iar.ely
from the inpoSsibility or applyiug remedies tc
these cavities and chlnbc,s by any Of the oIdi
nary methods This obstacle in the way Of ef-
f.eting cures Is entirely overcome by the invention
OF the Douche. Ia us.ngihis instrument. Ire Fluid
Is carried By is os1 weight. 60 srufru torcinn CT
pumping being recaired1 up ouc rosiTI Ia mn
gently flowing stream TO the Highest portion the
nasal passages, passes into and thoroughly cleans
cslli the tibc- and chambers connected Herewith
alloxs outof the opposite rcs.ri. Itsusc Is pleas
ant and 50 simple that child can understand
company each instrument Nhcn used with this
instrument. DR.. Sasc's Catarrh Remedy ourns re-
cent attacks of s'COld in the HcadD by
fsy applications.
Sympto ms of Catarrh. FREQUENT head
ache, discharge filling into throat. sometimes pro-
fuse, watery, thick mucus, purulent. .cfcrsi = &c
In others dryness, dry, v=seiy weak or i1fancd
oyes, stopPingup or obstruction Of nasal Passages
rin-iny in c1rs, deafness, hawking ard COUGHING
% clear throat, ulceratiol-, scabs from uiccr=
voice altered. nasll twan-, offensive breath i'm
paired or total deprivation of sense Cf smell md
taste, dizziness, mental depression less of nrrc-
tite, Indigestion, enlarged tOnsils ticllinc corsb
&c. Oaly a few OF these symptoms arc likely 10
be present in any case at one time
DIR. Sage's Cafarrh Remedy whom
used with DR.. Picrce,s NasoI Eoachc,
and accompanied with the constitutional treat.
ment which u recommended in the pamphle;
that wrap. each bottle Of the Remedy i per
feet specific FOR this loathsone disease and TIC
proprietor offers, in good faith $500 reward
for a case he can not eure. The Remedy is mild
dplcasant TO use containing 10 strorg or carstic
drs-s or poisons. The Catarrh Pcmedv is sold AZ
20 cents, Douche at GO cents. by all Drug
gists, or either viii be mailed hy proprietor on
receipt of6o cents. u. ". PIERCE, n. D..
Sole P----ietor. BUFFALO. ". v.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1874-04-29

Some call the ladies' temperance
movement in the West q whlrlwind,
others a tornado. Blobb. suggests q
water Spout"