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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Indiana judges stand no nonsense from the
bar. A lawyer there lately in the course of
argument used the word "disparagement. !"
"Step using Latin words, !" said the Judge, or
"sit down." The poor lawyer, undertaking
to explain was ruthlessly fined $50 for con-
tempt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

The Pope has beenexpeIled from the order
of Free Masons Charges were brought
against him in 1856, but he then refused Il
answer them. Last March decree of expul
sion was published signed by King victo
Emanuel
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Anna Dickinson's book Of sketches of do
mestic travel, which may be expected soon, is
said to be very satirical upon "the average
American" which means, probably, that the
Unfortunately loquacious Anna would fain have
some revenge upon public that refused to dis
Germ literary merit in her very weak and com
monplace novel Of "What Answer 20
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

The most stormy ebullitions of passion,
from blasphemy to murder, are less terrific
than one single act Of COOL deliberate villainy
Fear the boisterous savage of passion les.
than the sedately grinning villain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Convey thy love to thy friend as an arrow
10 mark, to stick there, not as a bah against
the wall to rebound back to you- That friend
ship win not continue to the end that is be-
gun for an end
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

The resource of a pursued thief in India
napolis the other night was to knock of the
hat Of a man whom he met. Then he stood
in dark doorway while the other man ran
after the wind-wafted hat, while the police
man ran by and chased the bareheaded runner
until the mistake was discovered. The thief
had not waited.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

The essence of true nobility is neglect of
self Let the thought of self pass in, and the
beauty Of great action is gone, like the bloom
from a soiled flower.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

A German physicist proposes to make pop
lar trees do the work of lightning rods. II
by this means he can succeed in doing away
with lightning rod peddlers. we can't see VIII.
this shouldn't be a poplar method.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Coquettes are made by the foolish gallantry
Of vain and selfish men, who must keenly
feel the wonds caused by the weapons sharp
ened by themselves.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Charles Lamb was once asked by fond
mother how he liked babies, and with his in
imitable stutter he replied: "B-b-b-boiled,
madam"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

A Tennessean recently convicted of murder
had the pleasure of being one of the jurymel
summoned by the Coroner to view the bod,
of the man be had killed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

A collection of young addefs was discover
ed in the primary department of our Public
school few days sincc-the class beginning
arithmetic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

A matter-offact old gentleman thinks it
must be very small base ball that can be
caught on fly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

A Hoboken editor, being challenged, sent
word in reply "When want to die can
shoot myself"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Gen Beauregard has accepted the Chief En-
pineership of the Argentine Republic with
SIS, 900 salary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

All corrupt affections like thirst in dropsy,
are aggravated by indulgence. The only
hope of escape is through temperate restraint.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22


The Cincinnati Commercial refuses to admit
the probability Of third term. 1t says -
"General Grant win not be re-nominated,
hence the politicians understand that he will
not be reelected. No party is strong enough
to carry him through the storm Of opposition
to third term. Influential men and news
papers in the Republican party would revolt,
as they have already revolted at the mere sug-
gestion Of third term"
The other day Thurlow Weed found a
Autograph of Greeley in an old picture shop
in New York, taken Of Greeley in his younger
days, and Weed purchased it and had it framed
and hung up in his library. In speaking of
the picture to friend, Weed said /: "That
is exactly his look as it was when knew him
thirty years ago. II had not forgiven him
in my heart and asked to be forgiven before
he died, / should forget all the differences
that have been between us, as ! look on this
sweet honest, noble face Of the man whom /
have SO sincerely honoured and truly loved.
That face calls back all the past and makes
me see, a. / have never seen before, that a
genuine friendship for a good and true man
Is worth all the empty glory the world can
give Tiais i what Weed said Of a man that
for thirty years had been his implacable foe.
There is lesson for everybody in that.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Man learns more readily and remembers
more willingly what excites his ridicule thar
what deserves esteem and respect.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Mankind in the gross is a gaping monster,
that loves to be deceived, and has seldom been
disappointed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Fire and sword are but slow engines Of
destruction in comparison with the mischief
making babbler.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

The crows think they ought to be heard on
account of their cause (caws).
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

Epitaph for cannibal-"o One who loves
his fellow-men."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

You cannot jump over a mountain, but stel
by step takes you to the other side.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22

"Thieving in the outskirts is the latest
for picking ladies' pockets"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1874-07-22
MISCELLANY.

MISCELLANY.
The ball kept rolling--the croquet ball.
Flash youth--the telegraph boys.
A man is thinnest when he's a shaving.
You cannot jump over mountain, but step
by step takes you to the other side.
4Thieying in the outskirts y is the latest
for " picking ladies' pockets"
Epitaph for cannibal--"O One who loves
his fellow-men."
The crows think they ought to be heard on
account of their cause (caws).
-
Fire and sword are but slow engines of
destruction in comparison with the mischief
making babbler.
Mankind in the gross is gaping monster,
that loves to be deceived, and has seldom been
disappointed.
Man learns more readily and remembers
more willingly what excites his ridicule than
what deserves esteem and respect.
All corrupt affections, like thirst in dropsy,
are aggravated by indulgence The only
hope of escape is through temperate restraint
Gen Beauregard has accepted the Chief En-
gineership of the Argentine Republic with
So, 900 salary
A matter-of-fact old gentleman thinks it
must be very small base ball that can be
caught on fly.
A Hoboken editor being challenged, sent
word in reply "When want to die can
shoot myself"
A collection of young addefs was discover
ed in the primary department Of our Public
school few days since-the class beginning
arithmetic.
Charles Lamb was once asked by fond
mother how he liked babies, and with his in
Irritable stutter he replied % B-b-b-boiled,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY Thomas w. keesee, Auctioneer,
No. 1917 Main street.
BY Hill & Goddin.
Real Estate Auctioneers and Agents,
No. HOS Main street.

ABGE AND VERY ATTRACTIVE
BUIGDING LOTS IN THE CITY OF RICH,
MOND, AT AUCTI0N:-By virtue OF deed Q OF
trust executed by Philip T. 10 pnrposes
therein mentioned, we, the undersigned, win, on
WEDNt SDAY the 22nd day of April. 1874. on
the premises at S'eoeS F. Nj gef INT sIe f
described in the said deed, plat being RECORDED
with the said Decd in the clerks Office of the Chan
Gerry Court Of the said city; commencing near the
prising lots on Clay, Leigh; Nj, N, Ienth; Nc Nc
venth, Twelfth, Thirteenth, Fourteenth, and FIJI
teenth streets.
attractive list Of city real estate than has been OF
fered before for number OF years, and presents an
opportunity for persons OF all classes 10 provide
themselves with suitable building SITES seloom II
ever met with in one sale.
The property will be sold on terms equally at
tractive placing the purchase OF city lot In the
reach OF the h9mblest while those SEEKING attract
Parties desiring to purchase VIII please examine
the property before the day Of sale. The AUCTION
GERS will take pleasure In showing the property &C
cording to map now in their Office. -
All persons having claims against Mr.. Phllp =;
johnson, or his brother, the late General EEHsLta
A. johnson, requested to present snem 10
D. Hill before the day Of sale, that arrangements
may be made to settle them. o,.
TERMS One-fourth cash; balance at SIX, WE'VE,
and eighteen months Kh ts 81 PIT TLI
A>"'N' LAWSON NUNALIL .Y.,.oss
Az tru.,ee IN a prior deed will unite with Frank
Hill and Lawson Nunnally, trustees, In the ABOVE
deed. +. NJ. CONNEht IIustee.
The above sale will be continued on THURS
DAY, Esd April. commencing at the corner OF
Clay and Thirteenth streets, at oclocS Z; u;
ap2l Auctioneers.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
Aru,rrus,Ns MALES wtuTe Deys.
1y arnnhs q williams,
ss-,ss ..,onesrs and Real Estate Agents,
,,,..s.,,, erect between Main and Bank.

ncur RICHMOND THEATRE FOB
ssT.E At AUCTION.--Ry. request OF ,L I'M
,.nrp ,sio wishes 10 retire from business vs. rn M
all mon the premises, by PUBLIC y ~ ,hat mtse
DhY. it Of May at O'Clock M ,h .n sonntry
v.aS&IsK gFSREfa65 kDc TnhEaTRE. a the
,esst corner OF Broad and Seventh sueeH.
~ "a most substantially built OF orick anu hanL
GOOD fronts 90 feet Broad ssreSt; EunS 20.
40 feet TO wide alley, and In ils aEs ,aatrica
ments aud arrangements Tor nrst-class aa, f,vor
and operatic exhibitions VIII eoInpafs thc south
hie with any similar establishment IN Ing is
VIZ nnnta;ns fine stage. handsome DRESS
od orrhesfra parquette, family-circle ana
and eight private boxes, aff3rdng seats i o,ripg
nnreons or more; Also about twenty IesniIss,
rpnoms fine saloon, family apartments tug G
with six rooms, and two small stores OF ehceS on
bToao basidcs we'll stocked with scenery drop-cur
tans, and stage machinery anu stn ,i,s trd sonth
bestsappointed piece Of property OF the Kho South
OF nv heantifn and not expensive plan two large
~ bandsome stores can be made Id tue puuuinG "
Font nm Broad street, and this with osciaeu ILL.,
nroyement in the arrangement OF lle inain a.,i. ~
In the hands of active. enter pr1sng person O
aftnntion merely as real estate, by It's revenues l
the way Of actual rents from tfleatre, stofes, anu
Saloons Ito saw nothing Of what might De dohe; IN
oddtion. by person In the professionl one OF tne
most productive pieces Of property Ia the CITY.
Numerous c1eagements for the future are now
boeked with frequent applications for more.
nj richmond Is one OF the main points betWeen the
North and the South, and no good company or
troupe omits often an engagement OF this Iheatre.
TEKMs Very liberal, and made know at ne SAFE.
GRUBBS & WILLIAMS,
ane1 Auctioneers
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY Williams & Gibson,
Real Estate Agents, Auctioneers and Brokers,
No. 1901 Main street.

A TTRACTIvE AND CONVENIENTLY
N LOCATED BRICK RESIDENCE On SIXTH 4
STREET, NORTH OF LEIGH, FOR SALE Al
AZ O'Clock 2. NJ. we will sell, on the premises, the
neat and comnodious DWELLING on tine cas-.
side of Sixth street, north Of Legh street. 9 INV
house contains eight rooms, Is provided with back
portico gas, wafer, cuverts, and kitchen Win three
i'm an excellent neighborhood; convenient TO mar.
ket and business, aud In an improving quarter OF
the city. g.,
lance payable In one, two and three years. elsht per
'oA'' WV f~ WILLIAMS & GIBSON,
IN td AuctiOneers
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
REMEDIES.

REMEDIES.
DIR. De Sanctis's Rheumatic Pills, English;
Blair,s Gout and Rheumatic pills, English;
Layille's Elixir for Gout. French;
Laville's Pills for Govt, French;
Blsncard's Pills Itdide OF Iron, French;
Lcra's Syrup Phosphate Iron, French;
Guyot's Concentrated Tar, French;
swans Syrup Hypophesphitcs, French;
Paulinia Powders and Pills, French;
Buisson's Alkaline Lactates Lozenges, French;
Datura Tatula-speciic for Asthma, EngtSh
Brockenden's Compressed Soda Pills, English;
Pancreatic Emusion--Savory & hoore's;
pancrea,,zed Cod-Liycr Oil-Savory i Moore's
Globules of Apiol, French;
Squibb's Podophyllum Pills;
DR.. Francis's Triplex Pills.
Eor sale Inv MEADE & BAKER,
NH 2 Pharmaceulists, 81 Main street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21

-
Hercules, the great Sngar.loaf Mountain
one thousand feet high, inclining, over lit
lie. like the leaning tower OF Pisa. At its
base crouch like huge n1astits the batteries
of Ban Jose and San Theodosia; while on
the opposite side stands the froWning fort
ress Of Santa Cruz, like some grim sentinel.
There are several other forts which guard
the entrance to this beautiful bay, and armed
with modern ordinance these batteries would
be ugly customers to encounter.
Owing to complication Of matters with
the aeighboring Republic Of Paraguay,
which may result In open hostilites, these
forts are being rapidly put In an improved
condition.
THB EMPEROR DON PEDRO II.
is a olive man, and, being himself an excel
dent civil engineer, Is personally superln-
tending these Improvements. He Is hne-
looking man, over six feet high, with
"front on him like Joye," and, what Is more
to the point in this country, where laziness
is q national habit, he is thorough-going
business man, and devotes the whole OF
his time and talents to the welfare and
prosperity of his subjects, with whom he is
quite popular. He has the reputation of
being man of marked ability, though lean.
not Youeh for this, aS have not as yet had
the pleasure of personal acquaintance with
him. JONAS.
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loosirr eortese came ever the bow, And pre-.
cetsed by the court band stslked majesticaily
an. It was the Sea King Neptune, surrcund-
ed by slt his tritous. The monarch was en-"
throued Id state. II gigantic sea car orna-
mented with mollusca Of various KINDS,
add drawn by eight stout biped dotphins.
His noble spouse, tho lovely AmphitsSte: was
seated by his side most gorgeousty attsreo.
Her robe was made from the soft veiTet-llke
SKIN of The sea otter, trimmed with peariy
shells. and tiny star fish in the place OF ou-
pies. Long oakum hair, deliberately combed,
reached below her waist, and was clasped IN
a. braid by a ring fashioned from the
yerteb,c Of the shark. Her feet were en-
cssed In sandals made Of tho variegated skin
OF the dolphin. while her neck was encircted
with an immense necklace Of conch shells.
In her hand she carried fan made from the
wings Of the flying fish.
The ocean god himself was dressed In the
skin Of the sea lion, tastcfully fastened with
harnacles in the place Of buttons, and gorge
ously trimmed with sea-weed. On his head
he wore the imperial crowd, formed from
the skull of the famous cuttletish. la his
hand he gracefully carried the trident, the
emblem Of his dominions, upon which was
impaled live flying 6sh. His mien was ma
jestic, and he looked every inch king.
Immediately in rear of the triumPhal car
came the Prime Minister and Court Physi-
clan. The former was arrayed in the skin OF
the sea-serpent ornamented with gulf weed.
Under his arm he carried Il large volume,
which was supposed to contain the laws OF
Neptune's kingdom, and behind his ear was
stuck an immense quill from the wing of the
albatross as an emblem of bis position. A
wig Of curled oakum gave him most grave
and comicai appearance.
The physician was dressed much like the
Prime Minister. He was armed with an am
putating knife, which hung at his side like
cutlass, aud in his hand he carried a bag con-
tanning bottles of different medicines, the
efficacy of which were only known to him
self, and which had been compounded in the
deep unknown caves of the sea.
A long retinue of biped sharks, dolphins,
and other denizens Of the deep followed in
The wake Of the court.
As soon as the cortege bad reached the
quarterback they were met by the captain |
and officers, who deferentially salutcd the
monarch and welcomed him on board. His
Majesty here rose in his car and saluted the /
with a wave of his trident, and
stated that owing to cold which he had
AIKEN on q recent visit TO the Soutbc2al
,nine wa So Ilch irnr,aSsulE
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY Williams & Gibson,
iuctioneers, Real Estate Agents, and Brokers,
1901 Main street. - |h@-.tF
VALUABLE BRICK TENEMENT, Of

VALUABLE BRICK TENEMENT, ON
Y EIGHTEENTH STREET BETWEEN MAIN
AND FRANKLIN, FOR SALE AT AUCTION
We will sell at auction on the premises, at ~
BRICK TENEMENT, The residence Of the late
Mr. James Sin'on, on the west side OF Eighteenth
street near franklin. "r ~
:. The house Is Of three stories, with slate roof
contains seven rooms besides The attic; Is provided
with culverts and water, and brick kitchen with
three rooms. Ills well adapted for private resi-
deDce, or the lower rooms may readily be con-
verted into commodious store, leaving the upper
stories for private apartments
: an 5-tds -s Auctioneers. .
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY Grubbs d Williams,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers,
Eleventh street between Main and Bank.

Eleventh street between Main and Bank.
A BsOLUTE AND UNCONDITIONAL
f "a sAFE R re fBs H' ND TaE 5EH9T
TSTs AP 6SNStN s1TGATEApS b Sc cT IRE
FERRED 70 BELoW.~isy request Of Mr.. S. q.
MONDAY The 4th day of May, at * O'Clock, p.
ID, his well-known and universally admired resi-
dence, situated as above. II is OF brick, covered
with rnas,ic, and contains thirteen rooms, besides
storerooms and closets. with hot, cold and shower
baths, and water, with stationary wristbands In the
principal chambers kitchen. with five rooms, for
throughout the premises, and all Of the most mo-
dern convenlcIces. The stable Is new, and besides
hostler's room, has space for two carriages and
The buildings have been remoddled and reno
yaIed within the past few years. and are now In per
feet order. "
convey an adequate ides OF tn. elsgan ce and COM
petepess OF this property in every respect. 1t Is
enough to say that Il combines the most admirable
finish In every detail, and the highest possible de-
gree OF convenience and comfortable aecommoda-
lions for u large family.
convenient In the city, aud rs II stands this proper
tutes tirst-cass residence.
Persons Wishing TO examine the premises before
the day Of sale are requested TO call upon us.
The property will De sold as whole or sub-diyi-
ded according 10 plan to be seen At our Office.
On the day following the sale Of the real estate
the FIRST-CLASS FURNITURE In the house, EN-
bracing = most handsome and valuable variety, Will
be sold by I. W. keesee, the well-known auction
eer, description of which win appear In future
Thaas: Accommodating, and made known al
Aucttoneers.
ap 14-l5l7ls,2l,2s,25 ,2s,so,& ihend
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY J.W. Brenaugh, Jr.,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneef,
Office on Hull street opposite the courthouse,
Manchester, Va.

A NICE LITTLE FARM ON THE
IA FALLING CREEK PIKE, ABOUT THREE
MILES FROM MANCHESTEK, For SALE AT
AUCTION-To satisfy certain notes given for the
deferred payments on the purchase Of the above
mentioned land. sold by Edward Vickers, through
his agent, to Watson Lewis. at q former auction.
sale, the terms Of which sale were onefourth cash.
the balance In equal instalments at one, two, ana
title to be retained until The purchase money was
fully paid and the FIRST Of the said notes being past
due and still unpaid therefore, at the request OF the
said coward Vickers, will sell at :iion, on the
on THURSDAY the ESD day OF April,
1874, at 81 o'clock p. NJ, the aforementioned
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-04-21
BY Grubbs q Williams,
Auctioneers and Real Estate Agents,
Eleventh street between Main and Bank.

EXECUTORS SALE OF THE ELIGI-
Il BLY-SIrUATED AND VERY DESIRABLE
BRICK RESIDENCE At THE SUEIHEiAiSSIT
CORNER OF FRANKLIN AND FOUSHEE
STREETS, AT AUCTION.-By virtue OF the last
will and testament Of the late Dr.. A. q. Wortham
we will sell az auction, upon the premises, on
TUESDAY, 5th May. at 5 O'Clock P. NJ. the hand
some RESIDENCE No. east FRANKLIN street, SIT
uated as above, and occupied by Thomas ID.
1t has nine rooms, besides large bathroom and
two closets; kitchen with four rooms, stable, ana
carriage-house; also. all modern conveniences; is
furnished IN good style. and Is In nice order. The
whole lot fronts 66 SIP feet and runs back about
$50 feet to a wide paved alley.
1t is preferred to sell the property as whole, but
II deemed e1pedient it may be sub-iyi,Ied so as 70
sell off building lot OF about 33 feet front on the
east side Of the house.
This property enjoys location not surpassed by
any now in the market.
TERMS: Onefourth cash; balance ut four, eight;
and twelve months for notes with interest added
and secured by deed OF trust. Taxes and insur-
ance for 1874 10 be paid by the purchaser
JOHN C.. WILLIAMS,
A. s. RUFOkD,
JOSIAH RYLAND,
Executors.
GRUBBs & WILLIAMS, Auctioneers. ap 20