The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-07-16
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MusIo for organ-gripders-Works Of
/ Handel
DIR. .Brown-Sequard-h has sailed -for. Eu-
rOpe-and-hyphens-wiil-nOw-have-a-rest
STRAW is in demand. but in lengths OF
about twelve inches with glass at the
sca.
IfRg...r places are great burdens dis
tinguished conditions in life exact great
servitude.
Scorr Rooms carried his shotgun
out on s slippery ieg, in Missouri, a few
Digs ago.
| NorH1Ns. it il said, contributes so
much to the Emusic of the future. as
mathmony.'
Man is tie laerrsest spesie5 of crea-
ton all above and below him are Sc
rious.--Addis0,s.
THE worm Of CONFIDENCE is the COM
panion Of the owl the light is Stunned
by evil spirits only. -Sctis's>-,
TssQSxs,,S is v1ss.ss -,e,'',er = .sivl OF
be encouraged during the cerll-koeing
season.
TAsrEs differ with localities. In Fort
Wayne a man with red nose Is looked
up to IS a profound thinker and deep
pAlloSOpncI-
THE Leghorn fiat Of the season has q
wide brim without any wire, 30 that It
may be shaped at will After the wearer
has been out in a shower the fat shapes
itself.
AueUsrus LEONARD dressed mp like am
Indian. and descended on the cabin Of a
missouri family for fan. They kept the
body on ice three days for has father 30
arrive.
BRooKTYN husband comforts his
wife for the loss of their dear little
ei0ht-months-old, by reminding her that
there will be more room on the clothes
line now
WOnp PRoBABu.Trms" predicts light
winds and hurricanes for July, but he
can't scare A man who lives in a rented
house and has his furniture insured for
its full value.
THESE old fellows are perfectly resist
lass. Four months after the death of
his wife. Asahel Mix, of Bristol, Conn.,
aged eighty years, committed matrimony
with a girl fourteen years and six
months old.
AN Evansville damsel witnessing a
foot race between n number of young
men q few days ago, became disgHsted
with the peFfOrmace, pulled OF her
shoes, challenged and beat the whole
crowd.
THIS is the month in which little
bovs find that their hats have grown
too large for them, aud walk into school
with long faces. amid sympathetic
whispers of "Why didn't you have
your head fled, instead of sand-paper-
edP"
An Idaho school teacher has intro
duced a new feature in his school.
When one of the girls misses word,
the boy who spells it has permission TO
kiss her. As a result, the girls are fast
becoming poor spoilers, while the boys
are improving.
CyRUs w. FIELD is confident that the
San Francisco moneyed men viii take
stock and advance money for laying the
Pacific cable to Japan as soon as the
survey is made. The stock VIII DC
owned in London, New York and San
/ Francisco, and will amount 90 about
$50, 600. .O00.
ATARRrEp men who have extravagant
families, which they are in duty bound
to support, get no credit for refraining
from suicide. just hear Louise stock
ton cit Is worth noticing that, whiie
the men who commit suicide are almost
Z
ried or widowed. This leads TO the lIis
ference that. while men can not live
without women. women find life unbear-
able with men,"
A FIRM dealing largely in coal in one
of our western cities had in their ser
vice an Irishman named Barney. One
day the head of the firm, lrritated be
vond endurance at one of Barneys
b1unders, told him 10 go to the office
and get his pay, and added . 1on
are so thick-headed / can't teach you
ANYTHING" Begorrs," says Barney,
a / larn wan thing since I've been Wild
We = "What's that q asked his eIa-
plover. That sivinteen hundred
make ton"
THE San Francisco Alta makes the in
/ teresting announcement that the
amount of money, IN round numbers
nineteen millions, realized from the
sales of the surplus wheat crop of the
/ state for the past year has exceeded the
/ value of the gold produced from the
! California mines. The remark does not
embrace the bullion product OF Nevada,
which is the result Of Califofnia capitai
and labor. It merely points out inst
! the soil of California for the past year
has rewarded industry with more value
in wheat than in gold. If we we're TO
take the whole production the diiieEenoe
would be much greater.
GEoRaE FRAEofa TRAIN writes 70 his
| favorite paper Having eaten no
meat. eggs. fish, oysters, poultry or ami
nal food OF any KIDD for many months,
! ali the ancient argument, antagonismi
ferocity of my nature has died out, alc
| vel 7 an, in savage health and terrible
mental viRor. / never imagined a Ben
cal tiger could be transformed into
Monaghan sheep by Turkish baths and
a vegetarian diet. / suppose the new
religion of evolution has helped 20 make
the change. / am either incuosfine
some gigantic power 70 develop love
and truth IN mankind, or / have cutzni-
mated in the most magnificent nzzie pro-
duced for centuries.
AMoxG the laity who affect white
eravats are numbered Boss Tweed
and Commodore Vanderbilt. The lat
ter. from his spare build and gray han
and whiskers, is frequently mistai1ez
for a clergyman. The other dAy ne W.
coming down town IN stEeet-car, vher
Two young men entered, both being N
toxicated. Pereeiving the yenera6ls
gentleman with q white tie, one OF ths
! Young men addressed him with, -
spose yer think I'm going straight dow
TO h(Eie)elI, don't yer p (" Why-no'
, said the commodore :" hope not.
/ Tbe Young man nudged bis companion
and nodding toward Vanderbilt saiC
Hes fhic) Univers list.
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