The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1874-11-06
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Civil rights ObIigiDg answers.

Civil rghta--ObligiDg answers
Beginning to leave The leaves.
A green groceFA5ns who trusts.
# W-o-r-c-e-sgte-rspells Wopsser,
why doesn't n o-e.h-e.s-t-e-E spell
Rooster.
Z "A doctor il wanted il Genoa. Mis-
souri,, The last one is now hanging
to a cottonwood tree and wants oget
down.
Horace Greely used 70 say that q
strictly honest man could live ontside
thepoorhouse, IIe wasn't acquainted
in Chicago.
The kind Of whiskey that NAKED
lie down pn railroad tracks is
being introduced in almoat every
western State.
What can we do" inquire the
Methodist ministers, ito make Sab,
bath schools more Interestingly" Take
the boys out fishing.
1t has been discovered that the
jointed fishing rod was inyented be-
cause one can't hide long cane pole
under his coat Sundays.
There is vast difference between
battle scared and badly scared yeter-
ans, although thelatier generally claim
all the honors aftera fight. 9e4
There ID . Postmaster in Illinois
who draws q salary of 81 per annnin.
His object. IN seeking the Office was to
get married aud raise family.
Garters,with monogram clasps are
now all the fashion with pretty girls.
The style isisaid TO be convenient and
elegant, and we hope to sec more of
it. s4fs
An Ohio constable has absconded
with the sum Of IS 25. Donot, gem
tie reader, turn up. your nose, for il
was all the public money be could
get hold Of.
Lately Western young lady had
occasion 10 inform a yoQng gentleman
,S vna' N nanu .s MAsnS' aS 'S'uIn ~, IT.
y; Men'ea l.es a;s. ~ p"'Sn ~ "u '"e o'us'
ny 'Vs.'e''oe9' sgs, sH,.,,
otaniey ls gong 20 take Dlnle'
welgnlng EMenty-swo Pousus inso
attached TO it, il will prove most de-
P''uosi'e "e1pou'
Mrs; Nye, OF Iowa can get supper,
spllt klndlings, WASH the plshes, mllE
Two COWS ana ieea tne hoSs, Wnlle hert
nse ooys NY ,'. W. gus A'' p'"s'us
Saro y o'oq's"
When Q young widow IN any neigh-,
bo3rhood sets heT cap ior ayogng map'
there isn't one chance 10 mllllop ior
any young woman TO VIM even II sne
"O,p' s"o wv "oee -
paddies Longiega or Daddy Long
legses-wmcn! Ihls lsa great gram
mallcal problem ot the day' NOS
more nor, than . toI, column q argument on
eltner slue VIII De Tolerated NIL,
Miss Anthony denies that she ever
sat on any mans lap since me days
when John bunyan used 70 hold her
then mere childTrcn his knee,
when she USED 70 VISIT nlm IN bediorp
Jail, .ie .,,......'s II,
An freshman, giving his testimony.
IN one. Of our courts, lew doys
since, IA q riot case. SAID; sN6e JAP.
bers, the nrst man ! saw coming az
me, when got up was TWO prlck-
bats.
The sensitive boy lives IN pela;
ware. He arose at midnight looted
u nan q milo, AwoKe . store cierk,
and bought q fne come, ne dians
want 70 nave any one near MN ask
iof u, ..sA8# Bhaa 8e5iaaa
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as bio as / am y II beG YOUR parlon. N
said fbe Mavor s,bnt 1 think Won dc.
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