Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-09-24
NUMBER 33..3 T. s.
{ FACTS AND FANoIEs.

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The wicked flea. g 1t ain't SO i:maGH a
the biting, if only th5 piagrieyi thing !
wouldn't keep getting up and ! sitting "
down all the time. fsxsctly, 7ss ''t'lsaoe y
OF miserly man WHO died 'of ssBbftsqu
ening OF the brain, o local paper, said IKE
His head gave way, but his. hand 4
never did. His brain eoftened, but lot o
his heart coaldn' ~ So N yInTRtq
% Gan you do She landlord inttheser
Lady of Lyons ?" sold manager Stsr
Q seodly actor. ST should think
might, was the answer, 6 I have done ass
. great many land dlorda." aili.@ s.I, :ne,sft
Boys will be boys. AT Alton III. ,la, :, =,
preacher asked all Sunnay school W
scholars to stand up who intended t62ss
visit the wicked, oul-destroying cirrrfJs
GUS. All but q lame girl, stood up.
An snterprising reporter in Arkap- s
state prison for horse stealing, applieG ~
to his employers to be continued on the
Journal as penitentiary correspondent. ~
Detroit es s. E { ress n:ai ii IL. ~ q
just returned from Saratoga He ssys.sw
The Saratoga bellies merely taste food il,
at the table, but fee the walters to osaiS
bring o square meal mp the baek ~
stairs" >ti 81 as itnf;s ~
"A g three,car monte expert is re-;,t !,
ported to have offered the directors of
the Union Pacific railroad q Bonus s6ft =
$40, 900 per annum for the exclusiyeIss
right to play his little game liz in theirr, rr,.,;
sleeping cars. 80: sf3s - = y
-Little Johnnie is dead, bit before sb
his spirit was waited to the angels herol
requested that o watermelo lon vine might
green grave, that it might bela wafning,di
To fI1trIre fyen erati ouas - sss,,
&c Pa, who is Many Voters y. asked
ayoung hopeful of his sire. Don't
know him, fmy son why 6stfsis
saw you signin' his name to that letter,,I1
you got the other night askin' you to
run for alderman" ss Sh.h.h, my son, 7
here's nickel go and get some canayy.,,
"a Miss Raikstraw, of ST.. Oswald d'a.,s
Grove, Manchester, has recovered s100
breach of promise 4 images from Joseph :.
q. Nottingham, a Portsmouth engineer. II
This is the sort of thing Joseph used toIja
send her during his 1--WE years court
ship: lia3ss,' 'ti3 ~ 81
~ ssk not il the world unfold u sii3
"A fairer form than thine, is! ID ssts, sfstats
Tresses more rich in glowing gold, s..
And eyes of o sweeter shine. q q iitst'1is
4 It is enough for me to know 81 iiaijayg at,lf
Thou, too, art fair to sight
l. That thou hast looks OF golden glow, iiieSI
And eyes OF playful IightY 81 Z ~ II 8
"A Kentucky crusader confessed Eheoa
other day that she had kissed sixteen
men, and thus drawn them from the in
toxicating bowl. She gave the names
OF the men, however, and their wiveaia
are now inquiring with much anxiety q
whether whisky drinking is as bad as It q
is generally supposed to be. ~
The pounding Of the stomach forIi
the cure of dyspepsia was the cause of
good joke the other day. Two men
were describing what shey had dohe5toa!
cure themselves. Do you knead yot1r
stomach 2" "I-I-couldn't get along
without it'' responded the other, III
the last stage of astonishment. l'ts Il
I'm one of the Cape towns young
scholar, the first day of school, was
asked her name by the teacher, and re-
piled. Her fathers name was the next !,
question, and she did not know his first
name. The teacher then asked her.
"What does yonr mother call him?"
"You Jaokass," said the child. az "a
"A miss, upon whose faxen curls
the suns of fourteen summers had shed
their fervor. came home the other after
noon, weeping as if her heart would
break, and meeting u playmate, ex-
claimed, IN paroxysm of grief, CO..
Dora, we were engaged to be married.
and Charley's got the measles |" N
"A lady sitting in her parlor, and en-
gagged in the dreamy contemplation of
the moustache of the young gentleman
who was to eRcort her and her sister to-
q musical festival, was suddenly awak-g
ened by an ominous whisper in juvan-
lie voice at the door, you've got
AIMS teeth, and she wants 'em." 3w
The caeh sales of the grange coop
erative store at Los Angeles, CAL,
amounted to over $4,000 the first
month. They act as middlemen for all
farmers, both buying and selling. A,
new paper mill is to be started, the cap
ital to be furnished by the Grangers,A
and the water power donated by the
city.
"A gentleman of Lake George, after
waving his handkerchief for half an
hour or more at an unknown lady,
whom he discovered at distant point
on the shore, was encouraged by o
warm response to his signals to ap.s
proaoh his oharmer.. Imagine his feel
! ings, when on drawing nearer he saw
that il was his own dear wife whom he
had left at the hotel but short time
before. "Why, how remarkable we
should have recognized each other at
such distance? ?" exclaimed both in the
same breath and then they changed
the subject.
Rev DIR. Cuyler writes: Say what
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