Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1874-12-12
GENERAL, ITEMS.

y point any woman can appfecia1e-'f>'"F
lace
The engineer of the soda fountain attends.
strictly to that business of tizZ.
Il is against rural etiquette to have Il light
in the parlor on beau nights.
Love without money is something like pat.
cnt leather boots without sole.
Women think all men are thieves Wei,
they may rob them even OF their names.
\ lady positively refuses to eat corn starch
lest it-houll imlart stiffness to her manners
NJ wise man doubts the propriety OF a fool
parting his hair in the middle.
At the stock markets just now, cattle are
very busy. In fact it may b. said they arc
to death
\ hrgc proportion of the models sent to,
the patcnt-oilce are like flies, they re.urn to
plague the inventor"
The ancient proycrb says "ailcnce gives MS
sent" The modern balloouist says ascent
gives Silcncc.'
4 Louisville Gentleman says: There Is
something about dogs never could get used
to.--llr alluded 10 tlcas.
Illinois women are 50 ncar-sigh.cd that
they can't tell their husband from mule
when ten feet away.
An exchange asks Where does all the.
cotton go?' We know where a good deal
Of it goes but don't likc to tell.
Harry Burt, the Union Depot telegraph
manipulation 81 $ Miss Julia Rive can tick!c
piano to 4 a.h.
Wien an Arizona man needs new pair Of
boots he looks around to See who he shall
kill to secure them.
\ girl had OCCASION to blow her nose tho
other day and every pane Of glass in the
square wa, shattered
A burglar sometimes breaks into mans
c,,cst with .nl,c keys; but woman attempts
to break into his heart by means Of false
locks
\ talkativc barber about to cut gcnt.-
mans hair, asked him how he would have it
Gonc. IF possible, in silence SAID tho
gentleman
The beet has its admirers and there be
those who uphold the merits of the cabbage;
but all agree that the onion is soup herb
production.
Mrs. Sylvan sent to the city the other day
for lone Of those ruta aga hats" The good
woman wanted one of those that turnip ut
the side
\ young man in New York is becoming
Independently rich by breaking off marriage
en-. ycmcntS objectionable to his father at
SilUo time,
as | never pay my own debt it isn't
likely shall pay hers This is the frank
way i'll which Tacom;s man adycrti>es his
cMunt wife.
All industry is net dead in the FAR west.
There is Il man there who can move his ears
Ike mule--and his feet, too. whe.l hc il
iu-,.!td.
Since the report was Sta,tal that earrings
make Il woman deaf, il IS said that over two
hundr,'A la Crosse husband. have brought
home >ntr OF j@Wclry.
There is single lady IN Rochester who
ellr,I!ulIy acknowledges that shc is forty
Years Old, bat it must bnm"nti med that he.
,,-t sweetheart is seventy at least.
There is evidently a very brilliant future
before Weston, but the general Is that he
won't h,gin to realize it much unit! -omc-.
h,dy SAWS oil his lrg~.
y young man aNS the prvttio,t girl in town
wears b!uc-top stockings and She is nosaiiat
to show en-. He saw them hanging on II
line in tac back yard.
\ New York family containing four daugh-
tiers came near starving to death last week
because the cook left and none Of the girls
even knew how to make tea
An Iowa farmer declares upon hi, solemn
honor H. Il gentleman that the last grnsshoi,-
per leaving that State stood on Il gate post
and said Get some more fence rails ready
for us by next Jane.
1t is announced that "thc faculty Of Bow-
dom lave sent IL circuar letter to the parents
OF the Suspunded students" TLcy sent u.
circular letter because it was the most likely
to 20 round.
An inquring man thrust his fingers INTO 10
horse : mouth to see how many tocth it had,
and the horse closed its mouth to see how
many fingers the man bad, The curiosity Of
each WIS fully satisfied.
Recently the daughter of a German grocor
: in Rochester was married Her father, with
p:lc and spice Of humor, placed placard
in the window bearing this dcyicc--''rhis
! store is closed on account Of some fun in the
! family
Take wing" said prcs,mptuous fop
to Il sensible Yong lady, at the close of IL
prayer-mcc,in@, at the same time extending
/ his lent arm toward her Not ola gander,"
/ She quietly replied and walked home viii.
her mother
The Young ladies of the city have hapScC:
( into the holrid fashion Of wearing stockings
! with broad white and brown stripes. Tins
! is more mtocrabIc a. the windy aud sloppy
wealthy will soon b. uppn ua
Henry Ward Barchcr is to receive 81 900
for one lecture in Boston. This Is the same
H. W b., who wuS even wishing he was
dead, some time ago. The wages OF sin, used
to be death Now they are s 900 night
Susan Jane must have b,ca scan,iIy drcs-
sod when she was looking out ior her lover
and sang
"Ilr'l! come to-night the winds at rest.
The moon is iul and fair
/ III wear the dress that pleased him boSt,
/ \ ribbon in my hair
4 lady correspondent Of TIE WomaH's
! Jomnal ask why women have not the indie
pcnicncc to give up skirts at once, She sug-
rc'St~ warm. fall trousers huttnncl to Il shirt
waist, with q band below the knee. full
plated Skirt reaching to the knee with
handsome bDoto-
1t remained fora Michigan man to deyclopu
originality in Il lalc affair. lie diE task hcr
E,r n lock of hair or Eyrl,ia a DhOtu graph