, 1874-07-18


mul, ia. that nobody has a Mans there, No ors
Is called anything whatoyor; which ssyce an
extraordinary amount Of trouble IN tho long run.
him and touc|, him Rontjy oil tho shou11er: II ia
ia not present at Tic timo. tboy ohoorfully no -
pono their remarks, which. after oil. ia 4 yory
sationsl way OF doing things, I cannot llo;r
winhtng,-but no mattnr, :, L nm in other c1imrn
just now.
n,tlat not FORGET to anoak of THAR avstom NJ
marriage: Tho women aro. without e,i,vlo ex-
coptior, benutifnl. tha mon roma ahiv hiIenna
Al with ill., the woman n1n cnnaiioro3 min,,tstv
inferior to tho mon. and thoroforo I,otd tha nlacs
at honor atnonnst fhnm TI,ov crnInv
every luxury tliat the cheerful eelf.aso.
rltico OF tho mon can sfYord :: tlev
md their nligl,tost riah ts oonsultoi. and. Thsn
practicable. PROMPTLY orntiflnd Tha NAV wnrl,
tElat the women may 'ltvo nj eano: and rcca,xi
their toll but as a precious mans ~ r.in,,rs an,
feminine smile: THO meu dovotodlv iovs-tI,o
women graoiously allow IL; mud yot thoro aro no
Woman's Rights In GnDmnh.
When You lovo q fur dubmuhghee you hrs
supposed to lovo al1 tho family ior her sake,
therefore, you must
MARRY TIE HouaE,
az It ia called, and this iuou1es any ono who hap
pens to be inside on tho wedding morning. caii-
not help thinking that the Mormons must have
got aome Of thoir ideas from dubmuh.
Aftor had bocn Home litt[o tim0 a guest nf
the. Chief Magiatrate, I had an opportunity Of
uoeang soma Of tho laws OF Gnbmuh. wns
thrown into prRon for somo triting otfenno Il
forgot what It WAS, now). and shortly afterwards
brought up for trial. Twas much struck by tho
appearances Of elio Court. Tho Judge. instead Of
being elevated above tho counsel, audience, and
witnesses, o. III this country, aat IN a sort Of q
we'll: in tho middle OF tho door, and nut his head
up through trap-door when ho wanted to my
their 1icada shaved and. indeed, tho practical
HonHe Of this arrangement cannot bo too highly
commanded for a variety Of reasona which
would M be out OF placc here.
THO verdict Of the minority was conclusive. THO
calm and Impartial spirit which seemed to anl-
mnto tho whole proceedings waa Lesson to
y acquitted BY ono of tho jury; and left
tho court, as tho Judge declared, ''withouh
4 particle OF virtne In my character"
II we could only imitats-but am digress-
ing.
lstrate, Ills second daughter carno IN to me md
aaid, "You brute! I'm 50 aorry you've got on |"
"if yo,i ploase." C1ho reader understands thai
this meant thank yon)
look, aud said IT trust that We shall soon 200
the last Of you-you miscraantl"
"You are intolorab1y dsagrooablel i" said /.
pulling bis nose violently; for they never shals
hanha in Gubmuh,
Then we Bat down to fN oursclres; m oparn-
tion which bears soma resemblance to % dinins,
with us. A pleasant family party wo wero! afy
place was noxt to tue second dnughter, and I
was hapry, Why should I djsruiae it-iu 40
short sketch a. this7 I was
VIOLENTLY IN Iovr WITH nEn.
It would hardly be posaible to 20 through advan-
| turea Of thia kind without falling in love with
aonoboly: tic only difficulty. and tho one vhish
most painfully beset mo. was-how the douco
was It alt to end7
Many weary midnight hour did pass 1t,
thinking tais over. At iast-glorious ffnsplra.
loved {without tho formaIity Of ntarrvinq ha
house), aud retiring with pleasing precptancy
to my native land. whero I dutorminod to subst;.
tue warm batlls for cold, mud live happily oyo,
afterwards!
[ approached her softly, and clasped her IL nv
arms. -.
"Clutoh mo tlghter!" she cried, hystoricallv.
You hag," breathed into her car, II hats
| yout Ever since hrRi be1ield yot1r stunted fig.
| nro, and heard your nasal twang. have loathcd
! the rery sight Of you. would not marry yov
for mlllons !"
0verpowerod by the usual feelings she a1apnc1
| my face, pulled my hair, and bit piece out x
my finger.
We sat down:
a., fou Vlrllont snfcw SAID !, IN . herco tona
aont point your s1nint eyes at me' for que baahs
iulty aVertoq her Eazo from mine; tho qlleB'
tfon Island dare you to pravarlcato-"lu you
marry me or notF"
I!lon it came
! vicious boast" sho h,Bhad through hor boa!l'
tliul teetii: my soul ahhofs your worry boing!'
"An8ol. l shouted, but instantly corrected
myeell-'let us not STR henco!' ana, snatchina
hor up IN my arms, rushed to convonien
bpot, cut the CORDS which Kept the "eightH ID
onr RESPECTIVE ankles. aud next minute no FoIs
IytnR Up INTO tic heavens At the rate OF = hume
area miles an honr NIL
IL Was de,scous! Iho pure, clGar almos'
azure hea7ons smiled serene approval on om
| courage amt ueVotlon, tno picturesque beauties
OF Gubmuh sank rapidly to rest beneath ON
eager foet. while abovo-good graeioua!-tha
| dentre OF gravity!
How we ogcaped know not. fArcfoH fo1l