The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-02-11
Variety.

Variety
A. suubiss his i-Oshlss who bOrrows tO-mOr-
-uHs
Tas p-v.ass lining for bonnet is a sweet
tzss
sos~iss mau's heart is through his
tUat-
SOD d mos neruilul when he punishes most
spsady
Tae p-us OF rirsue. Ike thai Of liberty. is eter-
al rlrlzaue-
A poor piauis, makes dead march Of every
uus sila riurs-she murders en-
Hs l5vss you better who strives to make you
roa5. iha1 BE- sho strives 70 please yOu.
Tuc us-s7-po- is a sermon 70 the thoughtful,
aa-l-r ta- me roor. and blessing to everybody.
A No5d Naristraie-Ole who is slow 10
canu uinr Others, and still slower in commits
tiur timssiL
Tae basF BODY who spent half his time in pick
iae bo.es u The coats o: bic BeighbOrs, turns out
e. b. tails-.
wouer's ua-,isli,y fo- thin shoes is to be &C
coauis5 la- by bar insuperable dislike to a thick
uBda-zauuda.g-
"A rtyEs,iau ADVISED patient to take a walk
0u a. empty stomach. Whose stomach ?" fee
t,y askod tbe invalid.
a ua1f dsaih was recently caused 10 Illinois,
rHFrias-- Il uas one OF The iron sPecies-in
ths ha1ds q his vile
5urity.- sad one Of our learned judges, A" is
10 mo-s q proof Of wisdom than a paper collar
Is o. a ulHs having stiri on.
a comp asia0r Ouoe made vel known musical
c-76c zsy. a ar article on Mario. Hail, King
81 Is--ou Eben be meant Tenorsn
Tss sensitive actor who couidnf sit in the
saut roou Eifh iea-urn on account Of its hiss
iur hus 1si besa killed by +. 5lzls Of applause"
Ia Wslsh have a saying thai # = woman was
= Qulsk Hiih her feet as with ber tongue, she
uuui1 uaa1h Iigbsuing enough 10 kindle the Ere
E shs uuaag-
Isrs heavenly feass, which none but the
ssoGz asi bo8ssi F@raske- Il Is as impossible
arEry disaanss mEa izsly 70 lore, as for hypO-
1-ilE 70 e &C heIren-
A rz-5eser ia England claims to have discOv-
E-u5 mo-bod Of varying The colOrs Of flowers
T. neans q oheuio1l spPHeaiiOas % The earth
IN vlnul thsy E-gE-
Abuuf o.e Thousand tEo hundred and tfty dol
s su-5e .hr ancient talent 1t takes consider
ssls tsisu; - make one Thousand two hundred
and f'iF 6lli1-s ueW days
An e5a1r Oace wrote e We have received
t1s-es q siz1EberTies from Mr.. Smith for which
- r1 -sosivs or compliments, some Of which
an i0uf inches i1 oiro0nIere0ce."
"A FuuuE ludF- aftsr dancing all the night and
severn hours longer, VIII generally find, on con-
Eul1aT tss iooking-glass, that the evenings
suusansrt ~iI not bear TIE mornings reflection.
Ths osirbraied artist who crOwed so naturally
ttui lht sut ross threa hours before its tine has
-uoouily suishsd picsure Of the moon, that is
Faiatsa usth suoh wonderful fidelity to nature
shas a oz1s be sees u daytime
AtaEsskly meeting st-aighi-laced and most
ereupl.sy deacon submitsed a report in writing
q ihl 6es iiute widows who stood in need Of as
Eisszuoe fr1n the congregation. Are you sure,
6sacuu,- usked another sober brother. that You
hars rubuaue6 all the EidOwsg" he said be be-
hcrei be bad.
-Ncur fuszrV husband seems very exAetingi
Be- h.s hsar stiPalAung ior all sorts Of things"
Sad a Eaiher 70 daughter, who was on the
p0ius q taiuE married. Never mind, mamma"
sl1i ths Hs5si0uEts girl. who vas already dressed
Eo- sas -o3si1e. - these are his last wishes
sUuus vas thrown into a state Of wonder by
lhs s-u. LADIES' felt slippers which he dis
cJrursd rhs1 passing shoe store. BE can't
uu5s-ssuu5 T. Re SAYS children felt slippers iu
ans 5rv oltsl enough. bat ladies geaerally wore
thsz sroEs Ehsn shey were removed for cause
Az some lu1y visitors were recently going
ti-ruurt > PeaiisntiHyy. under the escort Of su-
po-11u16a1t they cane % room in which
thrse wo-ez were seEiug. Dear melr one Of
ths riEitun whispered what vicious looking
c-uafurssi PuE. what are thsF here Eorgv BE
-uzu ther hsrs no otbo- home. This is our sit
tiur r5or. and they are ny wife and two daugh-
suz- bisudly ansrsrsd he suPsriuteDaent.
A uuszy Sent who had accepted The Ofica Of
saaE bscasss soue Wag bad made him believe
s1-t BE ra1ansrsiion vas Expence each Sunday
and h5ri q meCs On New Years Day, officially
uz-rsa rrund the ludle euuh Sunday after service
W-bur H. yaar had elapsed be claimed The meal,
b-iwHtdE be had been hoszed. st may be
Euavilb ~ usal- he replied cooIly, ab1t Il took
u-V . ~ sEzps1ce Eyssl."