The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-03-12
WRITINGS,
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9wice ten be twenty too
The Oxford, Ne. Demserat gives dish |
litter As an inducxtnrnt 10 sukscr.h~rs. i
Time il shert, and il your cross be heavy
remember you have noi Tar 10 carry IL
The Boston Pest records IA entire ab.ence
Of sunstrokas for the moE'h OF Dece nher.
A New York establishment advrriisea
"Perfumed miEk battle tor the complexion
Our nervous editor, when he gets pxen+d
goes iAto toe composing room and be-
comes 'compossd.'
A poor family in Gresn Bay had 10 mort
gage their six dogs Lass week TO get ''arre'
oil aour The case Is pitiahle.
The great difference between Byron asd
Burns ia early youth was bha1 the one was a
Harrow boy aAd tae ether q plowboy.
Way resbUrough. Pa, boasts OF haunted
distiliery. which Is just The place where cine
WSu!d naturally took fer spirits.
A malicious person says that cotton since ~
sMG nc WspuptF sheets are alike in The esp-rt
that ~ great many people lie in them
A dog with two tails wss seen is Germ.n-
town The other day, One belo g"d 20 an
OK and was carried in the Mou'h If iheI
caMinc.
A &ionx City hotel has a black and ten
dog that Killed theusaRa rats IN II menth,
This is good puH or the dog, bus is hard
On ths hotel.
An.exehange saws Keep en- eye ent Tor
the esriy resumption o: Payments" Both
OF cur eyes are already out Ooking tori and
20 are our elsows. @
The foreigners nave caught tho iHtec,it n,
and The very perks OF the Alps sre being
dashed viii the manms,f letfsred adver
GissEents of Partisan shopkespers.
a pack OF wolves in Shert ourns Co 2ny
Minnesota, chased coapie otlawyers nve'i
Mies. and iii" NV Orleans RepssKs@"
Shinks ii Showed q lack o' professional cour-
tssy.
Oas can Judge something of she p4ienc.. |
OF Hocsiers fren the s'2'eneHF o. an IKdiana
paper that twsnsy res handled over thirty
ave cords of weed 10 get at 8 rabbit.
San Franciscan bling annoyed Ay a
mud"paddle IN the street, reported that he
lad loaf "a $40 piece therein, whereupon The
pool was speedily emptied by esger seekers
after the Eoney,
SoEae one has been looking over The rse-
srGs Of the l. gisiaiure OF West Virginia and
aaaa that at Its last session il passed law
a'tO prevent the owners Of Aogs iron ruL ming
ct large" %F
reporter on al Iowa papcr wrote "Y"s.
terdsy morning Winter and sp!lxg kssed
Zach O her IN the sunrise, snd each apreod
its choicest taver on the purple air." he
wsS married n:xssday.
IA editor. who speaks with the air OF a /
man who has discovered new fact by ex-
perisncs. says thai tue uew way 10 prevent
bleeding ct the nose il 10 keep yoar nose out
OF other peeple'f business
A German enthusiast, while CsrIys's
"Eredsr,ck ths Great" vas issuing from the
press. sought house In London and en-
esrked IN he heroic ea'erp,lse OF rendering
it in'o GermsR, he persisted.
Tho most csnfiding womgn lives In Prsvl.
aence. She went @ "a auction, and
knOWin The prevalence OF thieves ~ such |
places, asked q rics"ooking mas TO lake
care OF her pocket-book, con aiming $50. he
10 still tskiog care oft
A sehool master asked ore OF his boys, on o
sharp, w,ntry mornirg, what WAS Latin tor
Geld, The boy hcsiratea O little "What ~
said the teacher. scannot ysu tell ~ YES
yes" replied the boy II have 1t al say nn'.sI
ger ends"
A lady teacherinquircd OF tina members
Of a class OF juvcnties II any OF them could
name be four seasons Instantly the club
by hand Of dye-ysar old was raised. and
promPtly came the answer, pepper, salt
slnsgar ard rnustard ~ "
An Easton, Pa. editor grovIa because the
wafer company OF that pacs give with
Svery gallon Of green water trom hnlfdozr
10 dosea fish, Hc wants dozen fresh
oysters wi htnat quantiiY OF wster. Soae
.Re1sess can never get enough for their mon
ey.
al you don't ace what yoH want. FAX for
it, " posted upin conspicuous place in q
LoGsnsport grocer. native steppse into
the estabIishmept last week. lie saw the
card aud remarked: II want teh..dollar
blit. Ind / don't see it, Neither do ~
was the laconic reply.
Said Lord John Russeiiie Hume. as So