The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1874-01-01
GD0d things.

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4 chemist says he can reduce old boot
legs to bce:steak. Topeka wants him.
Exercise in moral comparison-Ge;
ON /; get honor gel honest. gr.i,;.. e.
Why does "a railroad conductor punch
hsic in your ticket? 10 let yoa pass
through.
! The old maxim that "man proposes"
is ilatiy contr:.a;c,ed by Massachusetts
spinsters. s.a -ft''
In Decatur, H., when 4 young lady
declines an offer to convey her heme.
he asks er,nis>ion to- sit ON the fence
and see her so by. d
The creditors Of an absconding Yam
. kec, found, on opening lis safe, that the
only thing he had laid up for rainy
day was an umbrella.
! A Cleveland dry goods drummer has,
during the last season, sold S6O, 900
worth OF goods, Travelled IL, 900 miles
and married four wives.
An advertisement for district school
teacher, in New Hampshire, concludes
in this way: IN. B.-No man need APP
ply who wears a shawl .ater
A yOuag lady Of T-rre Hautc, lndl-
ana. has proved her ability TO support n
husband by shooting over one hundred
9nals this season. --'r-.f taH"
\ Wabash editor returns thanks for Il
cert;pcdc received BY mail from Texas,
and says it is the frs, cent OF any kind
he had seen in 4 month.
An cold citizen" wishes to inform the
public that "iherc's no use trying to
break those iron cnal-ho covers BY set
ting down on EN- He knows.
An obituary notice in 4 Western pa
per contained the touching intelligence
that the deceased chad accumulated a
little money and ten children"
To determine whe,hera man is drunk
or not get him Ia say, 'ihs scenery il
truly rural" II he says, "irural rury,"
you may put him down rs drunk.
A friend writes to an editor for four
d,lars, "bccan-c he IS Sc near short,
and gets in rep,v the heartloss response
ado as do, stand on . chair"
Che Cardiff Giant went into bank
rnp,cy tho other dav, and was soii out
by the Marshal ior the dcspie:,ble sur
Of IS. The solid men of tine land are
giving way.
Since that mastery silver paying OF
spccic-not over SIS dollars TO one man
by Secretary Richardson, ab"ut 4,0e0
have left the treasury, in dollars and
half dollars.
'.GIt out % the way. were tao warn-
ing words OF Donohue, of Georgia. ~
he fired ut FlcmmiIig. leave him thar
10 kick !" WAS the brief sentence of the
committee who drew the murderer UP 10
lie limb.
4 piou. ladv being asked by her pas
tor what Sc though, Of total deprariiy.
replied She ;llonsh; IL mos, ex,ri,cn,
doctrine, and hal no doubt it had tecr
the means OF Saving many souls.
That is a good story of little boy,
who going into a boo. store, crept up
to the juvenile of The establishment .iih
the sly queery, ">ay, hayc You got an;
hooks Tor boys that ala. got Religion in
'e,a ,"
A LAWYER in 81. Lcnis who lost his
railroad pass, and instructed tho corsdrc
tor 20 arrest the first man who preser ted
il, and was coIlari and locked up no.
fore he could explain.
a wise Frcnehman says: aft lady
says Il can never love vou,' wait ii-',c
longer; all hope is no, lost. Bu, If she
SAYS sNn one has more sincere wishes
for your happiness than !, take your
hat
"Pa.,who il this Nilsson we hear 40
mucl, spakin' aboat in the newt arcr-,"
I..Don't you know Nike Why its The
ould ea-devii, Nelson, that 4; the battle
Of TIE Nile, 10 DC sure"
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