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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-05-27
thus FORE armed.
DyspepSia or Indigestion. Head

ache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness Of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour
Fluctuations of the Stomach, Bad Taste
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita-
tation of the Heart, Inflammation of the
Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kid
neys, and hundred other painful symp
toms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia
One bottle will prove better guarantee
of its merits than a lengthy advertise
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-05-27
ScrOfula. or Kings Evil. White

SCTOIuIa, OF KIHg7S EVlI, White
Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck,
Goitre, Scrofulous InAanmations, IndOlent
Infammations, Mercurial Affections, Old
Sores, Eruptons of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc
In these, as in all other constitutional Dis
eases, WALKERS VINEGAR BITTERs have
shown their great curative powers in the
most obstinate and intractable cases.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-05-27

nnnU OF MedisalWondors. Should be read by
HEH1M all. Sent free for stamps address
OVOA DIR. BONAPARTE. Cincinnati O.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-05-27

Weehly Fdn,iIy Newspaper,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1874-05-27
Pacific Mail Steamship Limo
FOR CALIFORNIA, CHINA AND JAPAN

GREAT REDUCTION IN RATES, PASSAGE, AND
FREIGHT, To CALIFORNIA, VIA PANAMA.
The magnificent Steamships of this Line will be
despatched from Pier AZ, North River, New York
as under
Saturday, May 2G, at II NJ, CITY OF PANAMA
Capt. J. NJ. Dow. Freight and way passengers
only.
Saturday May %, at II NJ. ACAPULCO, Capt
-. Passengers and freight.
Saturday, June 8, at II M, HENRY CHAUN.
CEY, Commodore A. G. Gray Passengers and
freight.
And every fortnightly Saturday thereafter, con.
Meeting at Panama with all steamers fer Central
America, Mexican Coast and South Pacific ports
Passenger steamers will call at Kingston, Jamal
ca, both on their outward and homeward trips, ar
irving at that port on Friday, the sixth day after
leaving New York. and leaving Saturday L. NJ, foI
Aspinwall
patched on intermediate Saturdays, whenever the
necessities of transportation may require it.
TO JAPAN AND CHINA.
The splendid steamers of this line, carrying U.
s. mails, leave San Francisco for Yokohama, Hong
Kong. and Shanghai, as follows:
CHINA MAY
Tea will be brought from San Francisco to New
York, fast in % days at $lo gold, per ton of 1000
pounds.
Including Berth, Meals, and all requisites for The
New York to San Francisco, $50, 800, and sic
currency, according to location.
New York to Kingston, S25 or $50 gold, according
to location.
San Francisco to Yokohama, $3.50 gold.
San Francisco to Hong Kong, $500.
For Freight and Passage, or other information
apply at the Company office, Pier 4, North River
foot of Canal Street, New York.
RUFUS HATCH, Vice President and Managing
Director.
fcbl3-tly IL. j. BULLAY, Superintendent
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NO. 1877.
MiseelIameoMs.
BAzAINE'S PRISON LIFE.

Mr.. Blanton Duncan, in letter written
to Gen. Hancock, gives an interesting ac-
count of visit he was permitted to make
to Marshal BaZaine. The French Govern
ment had given Mr.. Duncan the necessary
permit, and, armed with this document,
he presented himself at the guard-room of
the fortress on the island of Sainte Mar
guerite. He was politely received by the
director, and subordinate was detailed
to act as guide. He says: On entering the
room the Marshal met me at the door and
cordially pressed my hand, thanking me
for my consideration in visiting him.
Then we sailed out upon the paved prom
made, bounded by the parapet. wherein
was reserved for his use small space,
and there we passed up and down discuss
ing the varied topics which surged into
the mind in connection with current
events.
While we thus promenaded Nine lie
Marechale came out and joined us, walk
ing between us and taking her full share
in the conversation. She is, as you know,
Mexican, with dark, lustrous eyes, black
eyelashes, and eyebrows beautifully
curved, a mouth indicating unusual reso-
luton, and radiant, lovely face. tinged
with carmine, and lips like twin cherries
or halt-opened rosebuds. 1t seemed to
ME that every time one of her sunny
glances fell upon the Marshal it served to
warm and quicken the blood in his veins.
The wife is a prisoner, under exactly
the same regulations as the husband. For
weeks she has been there. circumscribed
to exactly the same limits, and denied
communication with the outside world,
and not even with liberty to read the
newspapers.
The director came up to consult
Bazaine about something for his conven-
ience, and my conversation continued
with his wife. | said it was gratifying
sight to any one of true feeling to see
such an exhibition of wifely duty and af-
fection. Her reply was worthy one
''In Mexico the women as well as the
men are all brave. They never desert
friends in extremity. When married
the Marshal was seventeen He was at
the summit of power, with fortune and
friends to support his future, and not a
shadow to overcast it. He gave me that
bright and enviable position, and when
power and friends have vanished. my
place is by his side, to share the crust of
bread and all the privations with the same
devotion and affection that were due to
him in the zenith of his prosperity"
There is Il very mistaken idea prevalent
about this family. Bazaine had no fortune
and acquired nothing in Mexico. The
gifts to his wife were confiscated after the
fall of Maximilian. Mrs. Bazaine's moth
er was in very moderate circumstances,
and now resides in Mexico. AS a Senator
and Marshal Bazaine's income and al
lowances were quite handsome, probably
reaching 100000 francs year. Since
stripped of his position his resources prob
ably do not exceed 5000 income. Bazaine
recolected with much pleasure meeting
with Gen. Sherman, and desire to be most
cordially remembered. l parted with
them after hearty wishes for speedy
good turn in the wheel of fortune, and
returned to my companions to resume our
homeward trip.
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Nennebft gournal,
Published at AUGUSTA, MAINE, Water Street,
loot OF Court by SPRAGUE, OWEN X NASH.
II fAIs oI
gaj!r 3irnnrbct Nournal.

Issued every orning, except Sundays. 1t CON
gives reports OF the Markets and has carefully pre-
p.re. political ard local articles, and generous
amount OF farming, home and miscellaneous read.
ng with full compilation of State news.
Terms, 81 per annum in advance; $8if payment
Is not made within the year. Single copies scents,
0 be had at the bookstore and at this office.
Advertisements inserted reasonable tcrnle.
Rates may DC had On application at this Office.
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D0LLIVER & PISH0N,
Furniture Dealers.
UPHOISTERERS
lO1 Water. street.
AUG USTA.

Augusta knows that Water street
In Furniture makes all complete:
DoLIIvER & PIsHoN there do stand
And scatter joys with liberal hand
The housewife knows she need not roam
Beyond their place to bless her home,
Each room that by them is supplied
Can glory in eXultant pride.
They manufacture and know we'll
That nothing but the best they sell;
Upholstering and Repairing too,
Prompt-slighting naught-they ever do.
No wonder then that people flock
Unto their place to see their stock
Their record shall remain e'er sure,
For none excel in Furniture.
Their tasty shop with all supplied
Has well become Augustus pride,
And people find their troubles DER
Whene'er they enter in their store.
Mouldings of all kinds for sale and
Picture Frames made to order.
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Maine Central II. II.
&4a Change Of Time.

Commencing MOnuHy NOV. IT, 1919.
Morning train from Augusta for Bath, Rockland,
Lewiston, Portland and Boston, will leave at q
O'Clock.
The noon train for Boston will leave Augusta al
1l.3O A. M, and will connect at Yarmouth juno
ton with train on q. 7. Ry.
Afternoon train will leave Augusta at 100 p. Nj.
and arrive in Portland at q, and Boston ut 10
Z. NJ.
Night pullman sleeping) train leaves Augusta for
Boston at 1890 p. NJ.
Passenger trains leave Augusta for Bangor at 3.35
A. NJ, and for Bangor, Dexter, Belfast and Skow-
hogan, at4I5 =. NJ.
The augusta, Halio,reU and Gardiner ACCOMMO-
DATIoN TRAIN leaves Augusta for Hallowell and
Gardiner at 900 A. NJ, and 800 and $50
7. NJ. Leaves Hallowell for Gardiner at
go a. NJ, and 3. 10 and $40 p. NJ. Leaves Gar
diner for Hallowell and Augusta at s.l5
A. NJ, and 100 and 430 Z. NJ. Leaves Halo.
well for Augusta at S3j A. NJ, and l.20 and
4.50P.M.
LII. LINCOLN, Supt.
Augusta, Nov 13."lS73.
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On the Kennebec Boat

On the Kennebec Boat
from AUGUSTA, HALLOWELL, GARDINER,
RICHMOND and BATH, for Boston every Monday
and Thursday, returning leave Boston every Tues
day and Friday.
Mr.J. S. LITTLE, senior proprietor ofthis line, will
act as messenger; he having had six years exper.
ience in the business feels confident that he at
tend to all business entrusted to his care and will
the public generally to the best of his ability
Orders for Fruit, Vegetables, Nuts, &c, ana any
tended to by us without extra charge. This is the
oldest accommodation express on the kennebec.
We shall also continue TO run by rail daily.
AGENTS.. 5. Little, Augusta; A. II. simmons,
Hailowen: o. ID. Merrill, Gardiner; Donnell 4
Siurtevant, Richmond; +. ii. Turner, Bath. Bos
ton Office 81 Kilby ST., and $, Kingston ST.. Port.
land Office Is Exchange st.
april ttf LITTLE & BEANE. Proprietors.
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KENNEBEC & BOSTON
Il * 70 re - 90.

TNHE proprietors of this Express give notice that
L on and after MONDAY, APRIL 10th, they
shall run a messenger
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PRATT'S ASTRAL OIL

Absolutely safe. Perfectly odorless. Always
uniform. Illuminating qualities superior to gas.
Burns in any lamp without danger Of exploding or
the use OF volatile and dangerous oils Its safety
under every possible test, and its perfect burning
qualities, are proved by its continued use in over
800, 600 families.
Millions of gallons have been sold and no acci.
dent-drecty or indirectly-has ever occurred from
burning, storing or handling it,
The immense yearly loss 70 life and property, re-
sulting from the use ofcheap and dangerous oils in
the United States is appalling.
The Insurance Companies and Fire Commission
ers throughout the country recommend the AS
TRIAL as the best safeguard when lamps are used.
Send for circular.
For sale at retail by the trade generally, and at
Wholesale by the pr0prietors, CHAS. PRATT i
CO. los Fulton Street New York. aug27-tw6m
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These Spectaces are manufactured from "Mi-
mute Crystal Pebbles" melted together, and are
called Diamond on account of their hardness and
brilancy.
1t is well known that spectacles Gu: from Brazil
ian Scotch pebbles are very injurious to the eye
because of their polarizng light.
Having been tested with the Polariscope, the dia
mond lenses have been found to admit fifteen per
cent. less heated rays than any other pebble.
They are ground with great scientific accuracy,
are free from chrOmOtic ALTERATIONS and produce a
brightness and distnctness of vision not before at
tanned in spectaclcs.
Manufactured by the SPENCER OPTICAL
MANUFACTURING COMPANY, New York. For
ion. 4. ROWsE, Jeweler and Opticisn is Sole
Agent for Augusta. Me-, from whom they only
be obtained. No peddlers employed. Do not buy
a pair unless you sec the trade mark =.
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$3.50, 1000 for $50!
18th Grand Gift Concert !!
FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE
PUBLIC LIBRARY OFKY.
On March 31st, Next.
go, 900 Tickets; 1900 Gifts /!

Total, 1000 GIFTS, all cash, amounting to 81 100000
he concert and distribution of gifts will posi-.
lively and unequivocally take place on the day
fixed, whether all the tickets sold or not, and
the 2OoO gifts all paid in proportion to the number
of tickets sold.
PRICE OF TICKETS,
Whole tickets, $50: Halves, $25; Tenth, or each
coupon, %: Eleven Whole Tickets for $500 Send
for Circular.
The time for the drawing is near at hand, and
persons intending to purchase tickets have no time
to lose.
THO. Il. BRAMLETTE,
Agent Public Library, Kentucky. and Manager
Git Concert, Public Library Building, Louisville,
Ky.
THOS. ii. HAYS & CO.. Eastern Agents,
600 Broadway, New York.
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Adamson Don't fail to try II. Balsam
The following are few of the names of those
who have used this remedy: Mrs. Gov. Cony. Mrs.
Hon. James W. Bradbury Arson r. Morrill,. eX-
Governor of Maine, Mrs. Col Thomas Lambard,
Mrs. Col. Thomas Lang, Hon. j. j Eeeleth. Mayor
OF Augusta, Rev. Dr. Kicker, Rev. +. +. Martin.
Rev. c. F. Penney, Rev. VIM. a. Drew, Rev. ii. +
Wood Col. +. NJ. Drew, Secretary OF State: Hon. j.
r. Woodward, State Librarian; Col. Geo. w. stan
ley, President First National Bank: Hon. b. II.
Cushman, President Granite National Bank. 5. W.
Lane Secretary OF senate; Warren l.. Alden. Ban
gor; Charles G. Nmtter, Esq. p fremont street.
Emory Cook and many others in Providence; w.
+. Morrell, Esq. Portland, and fifty thousand 9TH
ers too numerous to mention.
From Alonzo S. Weed, Publisher of lions Her.
DIR. FRANK W. KINsMAN-Dear Sir-Seyera bot.
ties of your "ADAMSON'S BOTANIC COUGH
BALSAM" have been used in my family with the
most gratifying results. We esteem it one OF the
best OF medicines. A. s. WEED.
Voice from Beacon Street.
No. 8, BEACON, STREET,
Boston, Sept. s, 1872.
Mr. FRANK W. KINsMAN Augusta, Me-:
Dear Sir-I am very anxious to say word In re-
gard to your Adamson's Botanic Cough Balsam.
have been great sufferer from u cough for nearly
year, trying great many cough remedies and
costing me large amount of money. found them
all useless until met friend who had been troub-
led as was, and he recommended Adamson's Bal.
quently procured bottle at once and used il
according to directions. Alter using one bottle
my cough and cold left me Immediately, as by
magic. have since recommended It to others In
Adamson's Cough Balsam as being the best remedy
that has ever been produced for coughs and colds.
Respectfully yours,
Large Bottles 30 q 20 Cents.
FOR SALE By ALL DRUGGISTS.
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renews the growth, and always surely restores its
color, when faded or gray 1t stimulates the nutri-
tive organs to healthy activity, and preserves both
the hair and its beauty. Thus brashy, weak or
sickly hair becomes glossy plable and strengthen.
ed lost hair regrows with lively expression; fall
ing hair is checked and established thin hair thick
ems; and faded or gray hair resume their original
color. Its operation is sure and harmless. ltcures
dandruff, heals all humors, and keeps the scalp
cool, clean and oft-under which conditions, dis
eases of the scalp are impossible.
AS dressing for ladies' hair, the VIGoR is prais-
ed for its grateful and agreeable perfume, and val
ued for the soft ustre and richness Of tone it i'm
parts.
PREPARED BY
DR.. j. G. AVER q CO.,
LOWELL, MASS,
Practical and .aNaSysScAI (keNstsss.
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers in Medicine
sept22-t&wlev5w
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FANCY GOODS
Patent Medicines

Patent Medicines !
Ladies' and Gents Furnishing Goods, Under
shirts, Overshirts, Drawers, Vases, Toys, Albums,
White Shirts.
Best Brown Duck Overalls for Is cents.
Mems Heavy Cardigan Jackets for 81 %.
Gents Undershirts and Drawers 45 cents each
Walnut Work Boxes and Desks for s5 cents EACH
Ribbons for Neck Ties under price.
Wooden Yarn 1 cents a sken.
Large Skein Blue Mixed Yarn for % cts.
Ladies' Fieeced Lined Hose only 25 cts
Closing out our Hamburg Edgings at cost.
Five Ladies' Handkerchief Jul size for % cts.
Children's Wooden Hose only 10 cents.
Ladies' Felt Wooien Skirts VERY Low.
Gents Undershirts and Drawers for so cts. each.
Best White Initial Note Paper for Is cts. a box.
Good Linen Towels for cents each
few dozen Ladies' Ribbed Hose at cts. a pair
silk Neck Ties for Ladies, large assortment.
ka our Glo MSMst 81 ss1si PsG
Good Bustlcs for rs cents each.
Nice Linen Shirt Bosoms for 25 cents
French Corsets C6 Bones) only so cts,s
Gents White Shirts, Gents Overshrts, Undershrts
oU psnHsEs b STsTas 5 5snpe. 70 CENTS
Gents Paper Collars for 3 cents a box
Adamson's Cough Balsam, 25
Twelve doz: Good Shirt Buttons for Cents als.
II Cakes Good Honey Soap for as Cents.
AtwoOd's Vegetable Jaundicc Bitters, rs
Johnson's Alnodyne L!inment, only IS
Gents iIdfs. Al Linen and Al Ren.med, 20 cents.
Good Pins cents; Good Fine Combs cents.
Cnllurens ROUnu huDDef COMBS, III cents,
Men and Boys Neck Ties and Suspenders
Selling Ont our Jewelry AT COST.
Lace Collars cents. Pearl Shirt Buttons cents
Kennedy's Medical Discovery.
DIR. Schenck's Seaweed Tonic,
Ayers Pills, 20 cts. box. Herrck's Pills,
Schencks Mandrake Pills. 20. Holloway's Pills.
Al other Kinds of Pills only 20 cents a box.
Ayers Hair Vigor, Us cts. Rings Ambrosia, IS cts
Halls Hair Remover. Is cts. Knowles Restorer.
Go1's Best Alpaca Braids, Is yd. sticks) s cents
Best LOG yards Machine Spool Silk 10 cents spool
Spool Cotton, Warranted 2co yds) 80 cts. dozen.
Good Note raper, . cents ql:re.
Nice Tinted Initial Note Paper, 20 cents a box.
Nice Periumery, 10 cents. Good Hair OIL 10 cents
Beet Lily White, 10 cents. Tooth Brushes, 10 cts.
Elmwo0d Paper Collars (iinen corered) - cts box
Thomas Allcock's Porous Plasters, only 20 cents.
Miss Sawyer's Salve, $50 cent size) for 40 cents.
Gents Undcrshirts and Drawers at Low Prices.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup, %
Magnolia Balm (ior tho complexion) 90
Plantation Bitters, only 70 cts,
Ayers sarsaparilla and Cherry Pectora each IS cts
Peruvian Syrup preparation OF Iron) 10 cts.
Russia Sarsaparilla and Iron, Cheap.
Vinegar Bitters, 70 cents. Vegetinc SO cents.
% Nice Envelopes for 10 cents
Hembold's Buchu, 80. Smolanda's i,uchu, cheap.
Hoyts German Cologne, very nice. Bush's and
Batchelder's Hair Dyes.
In these Hard Times people should trade where
they can get the most goods for their money and
that place is
COOKS CHEAP STORE,
Second Door above Post Office
jamie ttues&thurs&w IIallOweu.
w. i. THOMPSON. M. D..
Corner state and Green SITS.
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THE PIoNGER,

a handsome Illustrated Paper, containing the
HOMESTEAD LAW, mailed free to all parts OF the
world. Address, .. r. DAVIS
Land Commissioner I. +. Il. r.
mar,.tw OMAHA, NEE.
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CONTINUED TOMORROW.
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Ayers Hair vigor,
FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR
TO ITS NATURAL FTT4LITY And COLOR

Advancing years
sickness, care, disap-
pointment, and heredi.
tary predisposition, all
turn the hair gray, and
either of them incline
it to shed prematurely.
AYERS HAIR NIGOR,
by long and extensive
use, has proven that it
stops the falling Of the
.n,1,ntnl- - ~ n~
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TABLE SHIELDS, PLATE, WATER PITCHER, TEA
AND COFFEE POT STANDS, &c. Send one dollar and
receive prepaid sample of this elegant and useful
Plated Table Furniture, round or oval. Every
family needs and will buy these goods. Agents are
making money. More wanted-laties and gentle
men. Jan2.4W
STAR LAAINA WARE, 50 Beekman ST., n. Y.
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APPLETON'S
AMERICAN CYCLOPE DIA,
New Revised Edition.

Entirely rewritten by the ablest writers en- every
subject. Printed from new type, and illustrated
with Several Thousand Engravings and Maps.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26
DISCOVERIES IN ARIZONA.

At the meeting of the Academy of
Sciences on Monday night, the attention
of the members was directed to the
report of Bishop Whitaker, who has
lately returned from Arizona, and who
gave to the Board of Miners All
interesting account Of his visit to
certain ruins resembling those in Central
America, illustrating the interaction
between mining and scientific inyesti-
cation.
The ancient ruins which abound in
many parts of the Territory Indicate
that it was once more thickly peopled
than at present, and by race superior
IN civilization to the existing Indian
tribes. There is no written history of
them, and the traditions concerning
them are vague and unsatisfactory.
Here and there the well preserved ruins
Of a house attest their skill in architec-
ture. The best known of these is the
ruin called the Casa Grade, on the
ella river, near Sanford. The walls of
this, two stories in height, are still
standing. They are made of mud,
covered with cement which is hard as
porcelain. The joists of the floors APP
pear to have been burned away in the
center, but the ends remain projecting
from the walls. Near by are the
ruins of other buildings indicating
the existence at one time, of quite
village. The Indians say as far back as
they have any traditions these ruins
were there, and in the same condition
as at present. In other parts of the
Territory are remains of houses in
better eservation than these, and
near them the ruins of old arastras for
the reduction of ores, all evidently the
work Of a different people from any
now living in the country. In Salt
River Valley, as well as in several
other places, saw the remains of many
irrigating bitches. constructed with
great labor, and sometimes considerable
engineering skill. Some of these ex
tended for miles, and carried water over
large area of country. Some OF them
afford evidence that Salt river was once
much larger than now, for they start
higher than the present bed, and wind |
around the foot hills, where no water
ever flows now, except in the highest /
floods. The careful study Of these ruins
and Of the hieroglyphics which are
found on rocks in various portions of
the Territory, would be cfgreat interest
70 any one who had the time at CON-
'Rsna aesssGafy to devote t. i.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

The wife of Wisconsin farmer pre-
sented her husband with FIVE little re-
probabilities at birth, and he announ-
ces bis intention to move to some place
where the climate isn't so healthy.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

Cold weather, isn't it! Just send
around load Of wood or coal or a
basket of provisions to that poor family
living near you. Then sit down be-
fore the fire and see how you will en-
Joy yourself.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

He who be,rays another's secret be-
esuse he has quarreled with him was
never worthy of the sacred name of
friend; breach of kindness on the one
side will not justify breach of trust
on the other.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

A Jersey City lawyer was making a
high flown speech the other day, telling
about angels tears, weeping willows,
and tembstones, when his Honor said;
s'Con6ne your remarks to the dog fight. "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

A ferryman was asked by a timid
lady whether any persons were ever
lost in the river over which he rowed.
"Oh! no" said he," ave always find
'em the next day."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

You might as we'll expect to win a
trotting race with team of saw horses
to draw your buggy as to expect to
win in the mercantile race without an
advertisement to draw your customers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1874-11-26

There is a German in Carbon county
Pa, who is father of thirty three chill :
dren. His wife has just rejected an
application of the Commissioners Of
Charities to put him upon the retired
lat.