The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-06-20
MISCELLANY.


public and are making up their
summer clothes,
An Iowa gentleman recently
shot a postmaster for refusing To
lick postage stamp for the anna.
bic wife of the shooter.
If there is one time more than
another when a woman should
De entirely alone it is when a full
line OF clothes come down in the
mud.
A Mrs. Van Oefelen of Grand
Rapids. Mich, gave birth to trl-
plets of the aggregate weight of
fifteen pounds. Mother and battles
are fine looking and apparently
very healthy.
1t is good ground for divorce In
st. Louis If a wife finds one hun
dred and thirteen love letters
from a red-headed woman in her
husbands pocket.
"Yes, my hearers" said a Wis
consin minister, little JOHNNY
Glenn skated into heaven by way
of an air hole on Grass Lake. and
he is happy now"
An Indiana woman whose suit
for divorce had fingered until she
was completely out, OF patience.
burst into her lawyers Office re.
Gently. her face radiant with Joy,
and exclaimad, "Squ iIe, the old
mans dead!''
A Mr.. Damn runs large stove
store up at Eagle Ilarbor. AMI the
Marquette Jouraal says: ale
must have an extensive trade,
/ for we heard lIis name. mentioned |
In connection with all the stoves !
and stOvepipe we ever put togeth-
er, here or elsewhere"
Some jackass says. "Cheerup,
cheer w; it's long lane that has
no turn" Don't We know it? OIL
course it's long lane that has no
turn. How perfectly absurd to
expect fellow to "cheer up" be-
cause d long lane has no turn! We
decline to cheer up for any such
reason.
THE PRINTERS A GAIN.-An ar
cent lover, pouring out his pas
slonate devotion in verse, spoke
OF that night when, walking with
MS sweetheart. he kissed her
under the silent stars" In print
he was made to say that he ''kick- !
ed her under the cellar stairs" /,
How it goes to be fresh married
In Ruena Vista is thus told by |.
the Sioux Rapids Echo: one of
our young married men thinks !
so much of his lovely wife that
he lights the candle Two or three
time every night to. look at her. l
Then he CUES la sleep and chuck I
les III hes 4eep like a turkey COB.
Ter, he feels so good"
THE Boston Young Mems Chris
Ia Association had lively
aha, on the question of admit
no roung women TO member.
,i5 The matter WAS finally laid $
non tn table, and it is evident :
5at ma ny prominent members
70 oupos "a to the measure, and
oubtless a majority would vote
gainst it. :
People VIII o'like to do things on
he spur OF the moment should
migrate to II arding county, Iowa. !
| couple there were recently
married., and AFTER the ceremony
he bride was obliged to ask her r
husband what her new name was Y
me parties had oply been ac- &
luainted a fe w hOurS.
A WashiD gten belle has forty
light pairs Uf shoes. Some cur p'
Gus wretch calculates that if they
we're arranged heel to toe, in a
traight line, its shortest possible N
ength would be.a fraction over
10 feet, He addsby ways Of post
ript, THAT girl came from Chica-
o."
THE LIVE MAN.-JOsh Billings
avs: "The live man is like
title pig; he liz weaned young ]
nd begins TO root early. He is
he reppersass ov creation, and
llspice ov the world. One live y,
nan in a village is like case Ov "
he itch at distrikt school-he
cts every boldly scratching at 7
'nst. "
Some OF the enthusiastic tenn.
,erance wemen of rougiikeepsie, 49,
Jew York, where quite vigor. Is
us ''crusade" is going on. have
cen trying to get the NAssar, girls
0 90 and plead with MIR. Vassar.
ON and imitator in gifts 10 the in