The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-10-31
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It's q ramsrkablp fact that while the
horse ear conductors are not avcrae to mixed
drinks they have IL constitutional adherence
Of punches
An indianapolis voter has hung out sign
reading Well dlgen and cellars
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There is hope for TIE young man who
chews caraWUy. No matter to what position
he aspires, lie Will suck seed
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The mlkmcn Of Massachusetts, will, hold
a Stat conGcnuon. Motions to Il churn are
always III order, ...-
hh1tel.our West says, generously, of
competing establishment, that it stands with
out arrival. ..- riR
Carers with monogram clasps are now all
the fashion with pretty girls. The style Is
said 10 be convenient aad- elegant, ana, We
hope IN see more ct ii. s. -,. 10,
Stanley Is Going TO take a bible weighing
twent, Two pounds into Africa with him, and
if handle cla be attached to 1t Will, prove
most 1tA%lGiiYc weapon ....4
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Nj NlcNle died in Missouri last week. lie
retained his tiVc senses to the last.
He went out between the acts and returned
vigorously chewing IL Glove. His wife asked
w6er. IA" had aso.j, and he said, 40 see a
frrnd." Sine calmly replied that she thought
his fr,,nl must be dead as She could smell
his bi-r.
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How your LuSD"no' MIS-, D"Iklhs
wen III, '"lvtI'"'n' ne UoC'or says II
hope IT him but II he doesn't he's afraid
he SNAIL nave 10 give MN up
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me r.'", N',"''''' P'Cie' IL " inc gun
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an '"T''''"' 'eHClll'l''u III 'ue
jtll i''' an Iu'',GLTnCC ioi ~" ',i
tnc y ,I s''"'S' '"1 ""'"" "' ""S "''" "a
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Tnv,s r..par,,Ily caicb tbn hons that Co
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Io,vin,, ,,n I,nn,. in CLOS" nrny,mity 10 each
othar. ,Rns.I"s ,ro me- .tyln' n~oi1 ~ "OId
nanrr. c,r .,l, ot his ofricGn
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4 dny or SD AFRO the daughter of Il German
grocer in Rochester, n. Y, was married Her
tathcr, win pride and Il spice of humor,
placed "a nlactrd in the window, bearing this
some fin in the family
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Said q man +, the Mayor of New London,
WHOM p,n mo-, at th, Stotn Fair ~ have seen
hects in CniIfnrnin az hir os if am " ~ bcr
yorr n,r,lon " eaId tha Mayor "hut think
that vnr deceive yoursrlcu
uyos Toh suf,rc1 come s,iJ =, IuinoIs
doocon. "hni he never knew what if Tos TO
Raw bis tnan, rpn ,,,a, and kin his wife in
,hn h,.y snasn, v.hr1 Lirnd rirIS w,nr
thTcr GoIiors - wrr,,
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r,asa i,,tn' =, ii,,i,,I,y WHOM y Groom Who was
sstondinn nv hrron io[in~ lin. trIlinr him
~ ,,,,t -, inn,,.nf ,T,tt, rho IrisI,mHo nora
no L.nt, f,r s,,na tinIn hut ot Iast eilnnred
he t,rn,n,tnr ,y,Ib "Arroh now he or Wild
w. or III or.III nnt q min in ynnr hoad win
9ut any. ,rtt,,m
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a., ra cI''r y !" Emston ,,iniStnr
,nnsI ~ s,r1c,Iy orthoIoy e.. q vounr man nrc
farr"d j. no - not adGictcd ~ fhn rsr of to
haccn tnl bo..ns and thn rrrourntiny Of Ice
tmrr be i'1' and o}5@r nIarrs IF resort y, III,
ScacoGs hayn had rnonrh oCthat sorl oftbin~
SoIory SToo0 nrr annnm
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s10for ki9sin,t n rirl against or will, and
the following day fp damsel sent him The
amount Of IFS fine. with 4 note saving. that
thenryt lime he Kissed her. he must be lest
rough about it. and be careful to 90 it when
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