Litchfield enquirer., 1874-02-19

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 Tc have ideas is to gather. To think is tOwszve them into garlands.
 The color of the wind was discovered hy the man who went out and found it blsw.
 \ genius IS defined as man who can do everything except make a living.
 When IS q scolding woman most of-fen- ee1ySs When she's as deaf as post, and rzll&
 If a tailor agrees to put braid on coat does he alu@ys consider the agreement binding2
 Some cheese, sah?" said the waiter. ''NOta a mite. was the contentious re- sPOuse.
 NsSSar InStEuctress: Miss 4. give an ex- ample of doubtful affirmative. Miss A, tinROcentlyl: Ask papa
 Ingratitade Is always kind of weak nssS- have never seen that clever men have been ungratcfnl Goethe.
 ss t IR RsS sirf F1r sS cs5 that TidqYeeE town within three hours.
 God gives manhood but one clew to S1cceS<.-1tter and exact justice: that he guarantees shall he always expediency. .T~O pair of stairs are necessary to eve- IT HevSpzpSr office in North Carolina c1e Tor the editor tO go down as the caller co@cs mp the other
 The Culy way to make the mass of man. kIad see the beauty of justice is by show ing ttse2 Tn pretty plain terms the conse- qEcnce oE injustice
 tS4y who vas not a Shakespearian Sc.solzr, hearing the Merry Wives of WtRstsor highly praised, inquired how EaaHy wives Mr- Windsor had.
 ChlcsgO man wrote to Agassiz that ke had an apple which he had preserved ts< ntty-thFee years, and when Agassiz SToSe For lt the joker said 1t was the ap- Eee "f kEs eye
 \ NeE20at woman hustled across the hae frOm Canada with lace, silk velvet &24 ctAex articles, amounting to Sl2O SAe wSs czptured by the revenue officers. uAe aew Chief Justice has set the puns terS to wOgk One of them remarks that OA1o h1d Ben Wade long time ago, szt tA1S ES the first time the country has SveE know her Waite"
 kev. Gelt-'tBat you really can have 4O serSo1S reason to wish to be parted tFyl yOzr wife" R1stic-'sWell, no. sir. hks my Glfe well enough, but, you see, sAs aOaT please mother"
 nls Bos xOrk that kills men. it's worry. W0ES Is healthy, you can hardlyI put 1oES uPOa man than he can bear. WOTTy IS rust upon the blade. It is not s@S revolution that destroys the machine IT, b&t tAe friction.
 lady teacher inquired of the mem sSES O& Izvealles if any of them could H.A=S tAe foar seasons. Instantly the oA2Sey hand of q fve-year-Old was raised, s@4 pro@pSly came the answer, sPepper. sslts vinegar. and mustard"
 The feAkO~ who wanted to cross the Mis- sas$zFER uvSK Oa the ice at Muscatine, and se@rSGg 1t WAS too thin, began to crawl ~Ser 0a has hands and knees, dragging a SS14 sft<T hE2 as life preserver in case st sancsdezE. felt very sick when, just as he wxx lezxiy @ezOss and all tired out, a fel- h1w passed kI2 with a sled loaded with Pag w0@
 P< cst n a DanbuEy family, which is sa1Hcscs4 wIth severe cough and which hE< Sxpsxse1ced no relief from the many rSEse1nex gwen her was on Friday shipped t9 CatoE&4ko. where. 1t Is the hope of A.sr frse1z4S. the pare air will work a com FaEse ezr~-n N
 NasAsrx shozGd rOt strike. Their child rsz hastily. When your boy does wrong yUG Seoz2 ROS lIff your hand against hEa. b~t inform him that YOU will tell his tx&hsgx q him and that his father will give ham dressing dOwn that he will remem- e.eT the kOSgsS4 day he lives (which is Sun- &zv. wS h<2aSTek That boy Will never sgxG dssossey yOa--D. N
 IeAz G- Sake declined an invitation to =s44resSs tezpeKznce convention. but sent sas fSGb0wlzgs-
 f~G kExS he3rd of the snake in the grass.
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 ot sAe terrible snake in the grass:
 BEt Dcw yO1 nuSt know,
 Nzal$ dea1Iiest foe
 Is snake of a different class.
 Alasi
 TE the veEo1o1s snake in the glasss
 If yoa wI4 wztch a squad of men who aES sszzazzS on s corner, or lounCinO @no1H a P1alhe entrance, you will soon sAsssrve eae of them carelessly put his hzn4 m kls pocket, keep it there a mo- a.snf whlle he sweeps the horizon with an Shs1rszcsed glance. and then drawing it Seth wIpe h1s mouth with the cuff. When hES hand co1es down again a chew of to- asacS0 rs n his mouth. and those about e.n who have 10 tobacco are none the wESSE-D N
 Oa New York Central train the other day. two old lad1es sat in adjoining seats ra cue of the cars; one declared if the esa141rtoC opeaed the window she would dae- and tse other protested against it be- sas closed. for she would certainly smoth- ~E s0 dez1h- The conductor was in doubt. weEa a ye2er2ble gentleman exclaimed: OpSa the window and kill one of them. ss1 then close 1t and kin the other. and then we shall have peace"
 A few days ago as Mir Brutsche. the