The Arizona sentinel., 1874-10-10
MISCELLANY.


 feet need't come out there to lec- ture, as they want draw. Hear that, old girls?
 An Iowa Widower last week telegraphed an offer of marriage to Susan B. Anthony. She tele- graphed back that she was on the retired list.
 At social gathering in Chica. go not single one of the thirty seven persons could repeat the Lords prayer, but all present could play poker and "cut-throatr And yet they say that the great fires were not a judgment.
 A diminutiVe hOodlum was ar. rested in San Francisco the other day, and oH beirg searched pan- ned out one large sized revolver. a box of cartridges, a seven-inch bow1e-knife, a paper of tobacco and a roll of cigarettes.
 An OK that had been eating fermented grain, which was in preparation for making ale. be- came intoxicated, and was offered for sale by his owner &s "corned,, beef.
 John Cromwell, of Portland, offers to fight any man in Ameri- ca for $l0,00 and We shall be sur prised fine fails to get note from some of the Harvard, Yale. or Columbia professors.
 There is female student at Woos- ter, Ohio, who can jump over broom handle five feet from the ground, and the faculty warrant equal educational progress to all.
 A man who will jump from his bed in the darkness to attack an armed burglar comes about as near being a fool as he could be and miss.
 There are two reasons why some people don't mind their own business; one is that they haven't any business, and the oth- CT is that they haven't any mind.
 Susan B. Anthony says she is only fifty-f1ve, and she brands all stories about her having been in the ark as internal lies: Any one who says she is over fifty-five must pass over her dead body af- ter the figures.
 People talk about the Christian spirit. of forgiveness to be met with in America, but let a young man sit down on 8 plug hat at a Sunday school excursion and it mars the harmony of the whole assembly.
 A young lady thus describes her feelings, Aand courts sym pathy:
 My heart is sick, my heart is sad,
 But, oh! the cause 1 dare not tell; 1 sam not grIeved, am. not glad,
 !, I'm not ill, I'm not well;
 f'n1 not myself, Fun not the same;
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 I'm changed in all except my name
 Oh, when shall be changed in THAT7"
 Rise with the lark. That is, during cold weather, as soon as the lard rises, waken your wife and tell herthat it is time to build the fire. If she makes any objec- tiOns, you can refer her to a dozen works on the benefit of early ris. ing. Any man who cares a cent for his wife'shealth will take pride in hearing her around the house at daylight ofa winter s morning, getting up red hot stove and warming his sockssand boots.
 A certain Sheriff, who was comedy young bachelor, served an attachment on handsome widow. "Madam," said he with a low, bow, "I have an attachment for you" The lady bIushed, and hinted that the favor was recipro- cated. "You don't understand me. You must proceed to court" I know it is leap year, but I pre- fer you to do the courting." "Ma- dam, this is no time for trifiing: the justice is waiting" Justice! Why, I prefer the parssn."
 LADY KISSING A lady writ ing to an Eastern paper says: 1 Among the lesser evils of life, | lady kissing is one of the disagree 1 ables. Two ladies meet, kiss, and | are having a nice chat; in comes a 1 thired lady in haste; more kissing; she leaves-first and second ladies | regretting so short stay with them. Third lady isgone but not forgotten. First lady-"Pm so glad to be rid of such a nuisance! Pm always glad when she is gone." Second lady-'I never did like her. What an abominable breath always smells of onions." Num- Der three's peculiarities and char. acter are dissected in manner that would do credit to an ana- tomist. A kiss between mother and daughter, brother and sister, ic O oh O sfo and Saornd nnohInno Of