The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-08-24
NE1GHBoRHooD NEWS.
August "a, 1874.
BELLAlRE.

through so we went through the Country
listening to the matin song of the birds
and admiring the beautiful pastoral scenes
of some ones childhood. In green
field we beheld number of lambs sport
inc. and for some time we stood and
watched the game. Our girl, l call her
our because several young men have an
interest there said she had often
heard about little lambs gamboling, but
said was willing to risk dollar oiIl
with the oldest gambler among them, but
when we came to stop our horse he
said neigh while the sheep replied ban,
so we allowed the noble animalcule to
proceed. SO intoxicated were We with
the enhancing landscape about u, that
| several times in the cXuberancc otteeling
we felt bully. Suddenly We discovered
that we had driven on the wrong road
| and were lost. The first
ncrson we met was boy about six years
old. and hating him, the following con-
versation cnsucd:
"Tarrv weary specimen of ruNlity,
and disclosc,to Us hcwildcred wayfarcrs,
the correct route to the Metropolitan
burg of Bcllairr," said our girl.
! "Sir?'
"Dircct our crring footsteps or those of
our cquinal quudrupcd Alright, and re-
ccivc in rcciprocation nickel for thy
| services.
"Sir?'
pom honah. my adolcscnt friend, I'm
afraid your early education has been sad
! " ncrIrctcd. or else YOU are endowed with
- superabundancc of obtuScncsS. Listen;
by n motion or two of your lingual organ
Won can secure this coin, and this coin
will purchase the licoricc root. When
the silent night begins to throw her ten
drous mantle over your pat"r-
nal progcnitors agricultural domain,
and lust before hicing Yourself
to YOUR downy coach for Il rrpoSr, don't
YOU sit and think of licoricc, think how
sweet it i. and what nice yellow saliva
il makes: well then fair urchim earn this
coin, not bv the sweat Of your intellect
ualbrow, but by informing us how We can
cxtricatc ourselves from the labyrinthion
byways of this pcrPlcNing region.
"Sir?"
Take thi, nicholas and whith"rsocvcr
thou gocst thou wooden headed imbccilc,
remember me-
Yes, sir
So in disgust on we drove until we ar
rived mt farm house, and a. nature was
impsrativclv demanding attention, ""
concluded to alight and purchase pie
An old woman with II withcrcd, yellow
visage and greasy calico gown, came to
the door, and bclchcd:
Fair creature wilt thou pie us.
Yes sir We are pious, was her re-
| Spouse.
prehend will you sell Us piece
we famiShcth?
"Oh. yes dinner is just ready, gentle
men, step in and partakc.
We needed no second invitation, and
were soon seated at table laden wltha
| bill of fare tremendous There was we'll
bred with butter on neither side; baked
bricks. both rare and well done; w"t-h"n
! dried beef steaks. tanned and warranted
to wear; some very sNucy appl" sauce;
potatoes with Spcctaclco on their eyes;
| dead beats; string beans full of strings;
! patent leather biscuits; onions smoth"r"d
! in coal oil; light rolls, on the floor by the
Young ones; mustard poultice; shoe string
noodle soup; dried peaches; dry speeches
by our girl ond oursclf; tarts from Tar
terry, and plZ-cn cakes.
After running up good doctor bill here
our girl and ! left the country, directed
Alright by our worthy hostess, and hay"
sworn never again to pernmbuIate III
, country districts.
JONI ZrLLERMAN died Saturday even
ing. Typhoid fever was the cause. II"
was buried Yesterday.
THERE was about fifty tickets sold to
to the camp meeting at Burr MILLS
Yesterday morning. Two excursion
and one regular train Jeff tn" city Tor the
accommodation Of those wishing 60 90.
The mania among all classcs to attend
camp meoting-has lesscncd consId"ra-
bic Of late-and perhaps It - for tn" h"-t
AS the young especially find 1t pac"
for amusement. to SEQ friends, and {"
| enjoy themselves, etc.
THE steamer Courier stuck on a saud
bar ut the foot Of B"gg, Island Yesterday
detailing her several hour.
YESTERDAY We were taking look at
! those shade trees surrounding or city
square. Truly truly, their "boauty hath
! departed" Many "fthcm are utterly
/ worthless. dead and dying. They should
, be taken away and others put III their
| place.
THE "Mullie Ragou" ard Market
! Boy were advertised 20 leave her" yes
terdav for camp MEETING ut Moundsyillc
/ Yesterday. We were unable I" learn how
many went by thc-c boats.
/ The following are the name. Of those
taken in n member Of the Disciple.
/ Church during the -crie, Of meeting,
| held bv that denomination last week
/ They were all baptized by Elder Spencer
into that faith: Yis. Workman. j. l..
Brock. Miss Lizzie Stroplc. Ms. Mary
/ Neal. Mis- Mary Cochran. Mis- Brown,
Geo. Merit. Mi, Hala Mailer, Ms Kate
Rodifer, Mis- White, Mis-, Susan Rinker,
Miss Annie Crozicr, Mis- Laura Cham
bcrs and \. J. Workman.
JOHS MOLDOSE was taken in Saturday
evening for being intoxicated. Up to
the present writing he isn't out yet.
! 4 GREAT many Of our young men must
/ find Charley Gallsgher'a troupe very in
teresting, the way they patronize it, and
from some new slang phrases We hear
/ from some Of our young men since hi-
appearance We imagine that hi. show has
not the mOralizing effect it should have.
but by the way. there are not many places
Of amusement nowadays that do.
+. We suppose we must yield the palm.
ur boys were beaten by the City Nail
oys, Of Wheeling yesterday. in the game
base ball, rs TO %, and our boys were
dressed in their bran new uniforms, too.
Now, boys give in gracefully, the nail
men have been victorious, lay the blame