Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1874-12-19
GENERAL ITEMS.

i"' oi'J pCIicIt thi"S- Hothti hins
boy.
B,indman's buff is said to bea fashionable
color.
Long Branch all Saratoga are now DE
serted Villages
Stratford Conn, rcjiec- in some newly
discovered sulphur Spri1s.
The 81. Loms Glojc calls its reporters,
"inlormaton eXhaustcrs.
Queen Vie WA, robbed Of package of
jewel Ca roHi, 10 the Psnccss Alice.
A married couple, aged l03 and 90, re-
7Yectl,o,,, t@ttcr along in Lyndon, Vt.
Coc, the Boston forgcr. has been sentenced
to eight years i'll the State prison.
You are not growing very old when you
myoluntarlly start at Il whistle out doors
\ listing ,is',cd lady describes a blundcrcr
As man vino arts meat market in Lent.
\ Eslioa rcn,rte: at the West SAYS;
Miss ii. wore no jewel but consistency
Chicago sermons are very brief 4 per-
son has only time to c.ean his nails before
the sermon j. finished.
The st. Paul Press says that a ridiculous
tootIlpc& has been erected on the tower Of
one OF tac chuicAcs in that city.
How soon II man becomes suspicious Of
his wi!e's judgment, if She ask, him for II
little money
Her ways were ways of plcaSantne~S, but
when She took of hcr slippers she got IL
thorn in Ecr foot.
Mormon Saints over sixteen are taxed
h!ty ccnt> pr month clcI clwards cumplet-
ing the TcmpIc-
I've scawall of the New York Battery is
crnmbllng away, and it will cost $40 900 to
patch it up, A. it is to-day
The MarSciIlcS Art Gallery was rutlcssly
deSpoliei b. some scoundrcl, who cut u
valuable canvas on. Of its frame.
When you can't think Of what your wifo
charged You to bring home, get hairpins.
ihey are always handy in the house.
WArn 4 young fellow begins to talk Of
"tir. t>t .i'flc delicate arquiline curve in a
sensitive ny~",'' Of hi, girl, he's goner.
A Detroit husband is in trouble for whip
ping his wife because the baby did not take
the flrst-claSS prize at Il baby show.
joaquin Miller is getting quite reputa-
ton abroad IL the talented American who
Is too mean to lave his hair cut.
\ certain sport wears ~ ten-cent silver
piece on his shirt bosom, and calls it ii dino
and pin, which it certainly is.
An old gentleman used to say that any
young man with good health and poor APP
polite could Say. up money.
4 little hoy thinks that ''h"uscholl gods''
are what hi' pl uses when lie puts up cur
tain tXtarcs.
y prominent badge of American citizen
ship appears to BE- u lied shirt front with
gold studs.
The Empress Of Austria j. said to be tho
hands me~t princess, and one Of the hand
soonest women III EArupr.
An old lady describes Il genius as IA man
what knows more'n he can find out, and
Spili, yittcls on his clothcs.'
The boys can ALWAYS tell farmer who
works according to books. lie alWuy, plants
his musk melons near the fence.
An old lady says she hears quite frequent
ly OF civil engineers, and wonders il there
is no one to say Il good word for conductors.
\ wise Providence has so dccreci it that
"''iS pun Ibi'C!a 9Ciit thSii HuliatCu topiCo
in exchange.
\ well known gentleman says the longest
iunC,al nc ever heard of took place week
a.. lii hired girl went to it ami hasn't
got back yet.
A real estate owner having let all his
houses but one, w;l- asked if that unlel
house WAS his Ia>t. "lc>. last, but not
leased, wa, HI, rcp'y,
\ man weighing three hundred and
twenty-five pounG~ wished one OF our photo
graph galleries the ut!!ct day, to get
shadow picture.
"Of course, we could. lave him roam
ional airs" says Il Nevada paper in explyin-
ing how II horsc-thici came to his end.
This was the proper form at Sarotoga of
at request for permission TO call Would
it be asking too mach to state when you will
be at hOmc?''
"Joshua made the sun stand still for
about L whole day. 'but President Mac
MacIon suspended l. Unircrse for two
months.
An individual who has signed the pledge
clghty-t!lr,t times, wants to know who eau
beat that.
\ man while nndcr the influence ofiquor,
the other day deliberately kissed his wl4cs
mother.
When Il couple Of young people strongly
devoted to eac other commence t. eat onions
il is safe to pronounce them engaged.
Woman iSa dclus.on, madam ~ exclaln-
4 crusty old bachelor to IL witty young lady.
"And man is always hugging some dclusloL
or other" was the quick rcto!t.
Only two conpostorS on the Journal dcs
DetQts could deciphcr Ju es Janms hann-
writing. The characters We're formed Win
care, bat were unlike amy eyer seen c.st-
where.
Can you do the Landiord in the Lady
Of Lyonsy''' said IL manager 10 seedy
actor. II should think | might was tho
reply; Il have done Il great many land
l0lds.'
rs this is the season for enr-achc, dust u
bit Of cotton with Il litllc black pcpl c., dil'
the ttun in sweet o.i and ln.c.t IN yoar
ear. Ills is clailncl to b. the gu cAc't rsln-
edy known.
\ lod ing house cnd tells the story that.
iu Il recent thunder storm, the walr"is ot
tie e!a mem s was 50 awe-inSpi.ins that tn,
har III 4 Dish o! butter in the pan.ry tu.nci
compile White during the night