The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-06-27

colon: If the crate be full, stop putting coal on
Now send alorg your almanax G. any othe
nick.nax that may be handy.
Rockford las new industry. II has home
made peas" and the Register !s making, fus'
over L. Why, Nr. Register, this is nothing tc
boas. Of There is not family in Erccport thai
don't make their own peas, and they make nc
noise about IT. in the papers. --freeport But
lc,in.
good Ilttsc Bangor boy recently refused to
spell cider because he had signec the pledge
En-.
Yes, aud We know Of a Heightened young swab
here who his quit going to see his girl since ne
Joined the bsmperance league and "eussed OIL
He doesn't visit her now because he'd have to
breal his pledge snd 81; be-cfa>r.
NJ. James NJ. Field, EITHER Of Miss Kate Field,
and famous actor and author in his day, once
wroe.a a1,oafers Solitoquyy which opened dns:
ooh when thick Of what am
end what ! used &c wos,
chink I've thTow'd myself away
without sui.lcien coz"
Theseioux CITY ,Esulwa1 describes one OF Che
bellies ct ball roeaa &c graceful little todd,N
She must have shore particularly in the hop.
The Freeport F2Glittin has not an exalted
remarks:
The youths Of Rockford spend their leisure
moments between -aupl-, the tilis OF her nler
chants and using Indecent language TO the ladie3
as they walk on the streets, and yet Rockford Is
u city Of moral ideas anc radical politics
Young gentlemen having wedding Presonts'tc
make will be 3utsrested in the fact that soang
aligators can ne boug,a at Perry, Ga, 9ors5l
apiece.
4 Maud icTer laughed heartily at q .Jourg
hayinaker when fale ye.low-jackets got UP his
nankeen troT3ers. but when they got w herC
twas no joke--I1.
Served he, right. We have always beer ,r
opponent Of wOrnon wearing the breeehee.
If children VIII play in the street they nusoo;s
pect 20 bc run over. On THURSDAY moving, 6
small urchin was playing in the street on tAo
corner of State and Main, when team ran over
him but fortunately received no Injuries. -G$'c
&c. 6rdEGt #h
We are glad to note ttat the team received Re
injuries, for the owners sake. %hetherrtke boy
was hurt or not is none Of our Business.
New Haven paper ofrers to exchange 81
new poems ON sprnG 'fsr bottle Of cough 81
rup.
Unmuzze1 bul dogs are recommended ito:
lunch houses 60 that I'll who enter there ol,l get
a blte.-Ea.
Some lgnch house3-but not in Ottawa-hoRi
cut induce mcuts to the hungry tG,H are hat Iii
tie better Than the above.
On Tuesday right conductor t}has. TiEioy, on
The c., K. |. 4 P.ralinoad, found q female baby, |
wrapped Up, lying on G seat which had just been
occupied by q man and woman. A lote Ms fol
lows acconpanicait: I
y, he y,s..gdro.s .71r Frs. Erb +
Take good care Of my baby; Il is destitute \
Sisters CO Id, 1oeing from Ii brutal and demon
husband, its name Is Virginia g., born MnyDO
1874. Mis-. \. h
BrakesH.a2 Geegge Eiiriggs adopted it.-,3oliet
Efpab!icdG.
New the question i5, who is inst brutal s.? I
We have short aaa tsort," and il 1t amt Smith
We give it lp. /
Fine, dark brown E.ir signifies 6lle comhiI,a- \
ton Of exqrfsite tensibltics with great strength
Of characteG.
And there d your beautiful sandy ard glittering
red hair, what does that signify? Broken mop
handles ane smashed cookery, domestic lorna
Cos and hogseA old volcanoes, =" that's wot, yd,l \
know id now \
BIS reasons for not buying $4,000 bull. We 80
II see the use o. snch,eeostly animal. An ordt-
nary Iexas Steer wiz .fst away with e man just
as quick, and don't coet one quarter as much
ana now days tsey Gus everything irs.o steak,
commencing q! the tail.ard working choice cuts
clear to the horns, wa dsnt think a SlA 900 bull
VIII wraste any more stsak than a scrub As
ior plGythng for chilSren We wouldn't give
much for bull sAvhew. sohn has our rpproba-
''.on Tor nOt bidding higher, but he neeGTr5 make
a iuss about it.-E Paso Jsn1ndl.
The Boston Afaeytley, after months .e.oeita-
'"ea, has succeeded in setting the Swing Patton
controversy 20 music, intiis wise:
You must keep" 9uoh t,,e strict Dr. Pfit on,
NE straight Presbyterian hat on"
! sha!. do no such thingn
said the liberal Swing,
sooner periAh than always feel that on"
=. ,.1. hen vengeance" cried s.iif DR.. Patton
j" ~ spring, as a cat does rat on;
for the charges I bring
VIM sure make you SWING
iAs@ sH@Shtsay his hs,h horse he gat on.
TIC council then called n, cold Patio,
TIC s1bject had many ehet nm.
bat the charges fell nat
ard so did TIE hat,
which the council in wisdSM then sat ON
The S.. Louis GJoLs brushes TIE rep,rI. Tins.
The Chicago Ta.es states tina, "Jones Is loom
itF Up Tor the Presidency" I'll. Chicago Tn,
Il ioomiag Up for an ass, Jones is a welshman,
80 -ioS' Dut tteu anftl.lng Ii hermit. 1
tee 70 the paper which placed Gny Geary amnng
ihe possitse candidates Sor the senatorshin in |
fenEtyiysnia, oblivious Of the fact that he wns
dead "0 was
Olessner, II the Clinton Register, - responsible
for the fonoging:
saloon keepers in Maroa give a CHROME with
every drink Funk has all the walls CT hi. honse
plastered oEef with chromos and row hangs
them on the trees and the fence in his back yard.
The following IS specimen Of whsl may be
called polyganle grave yard literature. There
il no free love" in it. yet somehow it soyss. un.
pleasantly that way:
Weep not for me, my dearest dear.
am not dead, but sleeping here;
Repent, my love, before you die,