The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-07-30

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taa HaHffef.a-i baslcas.
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satgnlsg, eamc ug wilh she wild stale
meat fhat D. haI seen q balfI clerk w.th
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Hafr hsu gaa wsus goer benevolent eau~
'uast.aas applied. a contribution .a aid
ot the M.a River sufferer vas iaaea 8H g
eaarrH .a sa ad5a.a.ug town, ies csga-
las .aaa Among Gee articles contrib
Hial gae ii sew clothes Hne from lady.
labelled. Ia De 8aa3 90 banging lhe egH-
taalafs al she reservoir.
-lna HgHe village near Whitehall. s..
g.. Ussre lived q family named Ransom.
They were not rlous people bug
rslttr ot lhe reprob4to order, i@ fact
and taey pryaf went 10 ahurrh. Once,
hawurgr, during d revival, lbe family
wore prevailed upgu 10 attend preaching.
When a#ty made their re.ue,au, aud
ianiF appearance the service had begun.
aHd fbet had scarcely taken their seats
wHaH tbe preacher gave out Che irst
hrm8 reading Is somewhat thus, Return
}n ransom sinners home. All. right.
cried She he8j ct tae Eausoms getting
up in rage, aud clappiug bis hat OBJ bis
head Come along old woman and gals,
WEN go home fast enough; aud every
body ia this old church knows we didn't
want 90 some,
Following Jhe news Driving The
nocturnal t0m-eal 10 bis lair,
Detroit girls SO on zaw.logs and dau-
gle their limbs In tbe wayelcts rather than
go % q Summer resort.
~ kaut tell oaakIy what's the matter
ov the, bnl lam alIwuss just a lecllc shy
oy tha woman who wears her hair kut
short
"A woman accused her husband OF
having poisoned her. He protested limo
ccnco, and demanded that her body be
opened on the spot.
Thou raiucst in this bosom, as the
chap said when basin Of water was
thrown over him by the lady be was scro-
nadlng.
Some preachers drive fast horses for
tbs purpose, as Is supposed, Of widening
reputation for being stable minded,
some ingenious bipcd has a machine
to make a man rise ia the morning. a
Young Benedict says a six-mouths-old ba-
by can beat II to death.
Yes, sir, said Michigan Fourth Of
July orator, PGtnam went right into the
VOLTS den, dragged her out, aud the in
dependence Of America was secured.
"A Californian who ties one end OF q
rope around his waist lassoos a COW with
the other can generally tell at the end of
tie first halt mile whether he's got the
cow Of the cows got him.
"A district schoolmastcr Ia enc Of the
upper counties Of MICHIGAN was asked
what algebra be preferred, and be re-
phcd Oh, aint particular any
kind that win just peel the hide when
you strike.
What DO you know OF the character
Of this man. was asked Of witness at f
police court the other day. What do !
know Of his character? know it is un.
detachable, your honor, hc replied With
much emphasis.
some mon are born to misfortune.
AZ a Fourth OF July picnic a Coylngton
snap got bis eye punched for speaking 10
another fellows girl, and when he tear
fully explained that he'd kuowed her
these tblrty-hye years he got all his hair
pulled out.
AN observing editor out in Washten-
aw county, Mich, IS constrained TO make
lhis observation, Il is disgusting 10 see
young grl, paadiug the streets Of q
nudp-l aud unassuming little country
village abr lceum-eh or Manchester,
wbh 81 iuekcdupHebiudWlga'o Iaruphooii-
tNeue.. larger rIan ghcg are
a zealous bat igBoraut negro weaeb-
ar tn ezpoundiue 10 his Heck as so she
astonishing nature oi miracles got tribe
confused loo Use matter. he said, My be.
loved tgieud. the greatest OF all miracles
WIS hout tHc ioavc. and h,bes-derc wa.
sNaQ leaves atd g9gp fishes, aud do twelve
'r9sllcs had 10 Gal dem al, aud dc nircie
IS IeY didn't bust.
A professor who stated that one can
not taste 10 thc DARK, as nature intends
us DO =gg eur food. was nearly iloorcd boy
pupH who asked, How about blind.
mans dinner, But be recovered himself
by answering; Nature sif has provided
bim with eye teeth
The West bas sew bug-an enemy
60 She gr~ippper That s. 10 say, IL
calls up aIl Tie corn before tie grasshop-
Ier ESQ Eoi SO ig, We arc bot friendly to
ghc gfAvboppcrs ana yea ve hesitate to
encourage the bug.
circumstance alter cases. For iu-
slauoe, when q Nirgiuiau arose 10 church
aHd said Here's a huadrcd dollaT bin
ior lle OH bose behind The pulpit no Que
rbouRht Of psgtiug bin oul
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