National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1874-03-26
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Thera an ,Silks tlosaand dauehAss -.
Rsbseca. n Ilinofs, ~ No. Naysowfts Wa11e
TO 80 Rebecca before ~ bel1sves y.
Ths latest tAi.e est, IN lsdtss' unlssllas, -
svesd hs,als. aArs ~ uea q M naSi<n
sv~ going to III and defend tnenseJysD IS
Inst ms Avery apgslas miafshs nsaBhy
D6g.at . wedding, Who, when intseD1esete
Tie bsides wished- tAst ~ might g5uv 49,.
Tsturns Of the pssssatAappy osessios- (
9Ateotehman asksd IN Isishuan .vhy -
things were coineii In 1lGiand, and Pss's answse
was, ITO give ecotehmen an, oppcstuu11y -
sabes5bs ~ charitable instisussons." - {.
"Drsed topess," WAS u anwsv v1seA .
minister, just going out TO "sxehangers ssyo
70 some one who asked I'm vkas = had b
hi carpet bag-whicA eoafssasd spysn &mQ6.
Any great and good nan, dsssay inssss.
with Greeian or Chinsss philosophy, can bprsA
. button OF hi sAirt bosom without sv1ariag,
but at tbs moment We Do not distinetly 10
member any who ever ia.
During recent ftesAet IN Coaneeeicut N
editor telsgraphed another st the soens Of
action, "send ne fun particulars Of the Sood.s
he answer came, "Yoa win ind than IN Gen-
eds" -s 45E =
"They say" the ftiends Of an Ina,la -
who died last week put his club skates into ia
coffin with him, Witch shows what impl,cik
faith some people have IN matters which thsy
DON'T know snything shout.
A Dsnbury man, who received Q tslesTsm
ffom Runalo requesting him 70 come tAisAsr 70
attend hs mothsr-in-Aw's funeral, stssnly Dc.
eiined, saying thst he never attended eslshsa.
tons during Lent.
"Pve helped to bury every man that svsr
sold me drop Of liquor, except one, sad am
arter him night and day." was the eAssry,
good natured remark Of temperaaes orator
At Springfield, Macs, the other day. ~, :
OF the three hundred and stxty-saeht Rome
senfatives and Delegates in Congress, ssasiy .
hfth are natives Of Nsw England. Juss ~ In
thity-s fail to remember where or whsn they
were born, and consequently are uncertain .
to their age. - '---.-s
A female graduate Of the medical dsparts
ment Of the Iowa University has taken tAe
hrst prize for the best performed diaeecsSnn IN
surgical anatomy IN class consistine Of
twenty-four young men and one other young
woman.
"Do YOU no to Sabbath sehool. INV lsaps
kindly asked city misSousry Of : dem1(,d .
lxtls DUBUQUE urchtn. "Nary.n answered ia
innocent child, 'sbut I've got iShtin' eoek
that can walk over any bird IN this town that
weas gafs." 4
The meanest thief lives In St. Louis, His
name IS Thos. Porter, and he was recently sx-
rested for stealing knives and forks nom tn !.
public SOUP house, or aBrown,s Beausry. - N
It 70 called by the oppositiou party.
TIA National Grand Enc.mnm.nt ~ N.
Grand Army Of the Reuublie NM meet IN H.r.
risburg on the 12th Of NAY. The soeietv Of
the Army Of the Potomac, the Ninth Armv
Corps, the Society of the Cavalry Corpe. and
other organizations, VIM hold their annual N. /.
unions at the same time. -
Tbe man who .nsverad an .dv.rti..r,s,t n
the following efEsrt bsd M. .n,;o.,t, ...,.e.a.
aft Won vouId To mahe bome b.nny ..ra An,
cents IN posta,. stamns toA Ecn rIno,
receink Of the ro.t.c. .t.mn. < p ,.,,;ss
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