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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02
1HEREMllNs6I9N WORKS
THE NEW IMPROVED
REMINGTON SEWING MACHINE.
AWARDED
The Medal for Progress"
AT VIENNA. 1873.
The HIGHEST ORDER OF MEDAL" AWARDED AT THE
EXPOSITION.
No Sewing Machine RaniTed q Higher Prize
FEW GOOD REASONS,

IA Sep Inrention THOROUGHLY TESTED, and secured
by Letters Patent.
2.-Makes perfect STITCH alike both sides, on
al kinds Of goods.
3.-Rms LIGHT SMOOTH NoIsELEss and RAPID-best
combination Of qualities.
4.-DUEABLE-RuHs for Years without Repairs.
5.-HiH do all raretes Of Work and Fancy Stitching in
superior manner.
els Most easily Managed by the operator Length Of
stitch may be altered while running and machine can be
threaded without passing thread through holes
7.-Drsign Simple Ingenious Elegant forming the stitch
rout the of Cog Wheel Gears Rotary Cams or Lever
Arms Has the automatic Drop Feed which ins,fres ami
form length Of stitch at any speed Has Thread
Controller which allows easy of needebar. and
pTerents injury TO thread.
s.-CONsTRUCToS most careful and FINISHED 1t is man
ufactured by the s and erer eneed mechanics at
the celebrated Reningto" Irmory, HiOn, ". Y.
Chicago Office, 2SJ State Street. july2m2.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02
for the farmer.
IT'S A GLORIOUS LAND.
sY WI PABoDH.

Orr country its glorious land!
With broad arms stretehd froD shore to shore
The proud Pacific cbafes her strand,
She hears tie dark Atlantic ROAR;
And nurtured on her ample breast,
How many goodly prospect lies,
In nature . widest grandeur drest,
Enamelld with her loveliest dyes.
Rich prairies, deck'd With flowers Of gold,
Like suniit oceans roll afar;
B-nad lakes her azure heavens behold,
Rejecting clear each trembling starr
And mighty rivers. mountain born.
60 sweeping onward, dark and deep,
Through forests where the bounding fa"n
Beneath their sbeltering branches leap.
And, Graded mid her clustering hills,
Sweet wales in dream-like beauty nue.
Where love the air with music nils,
And calm content and peace abldei
For plenty here her fullness pOnrs
In rich profusion DER the Land;
And. sent 10 seize her generous store
There prowls no tyrant's hireius OAno'
Great GoDl we thank thee for TIN bone
This bounteous birthland Of thence,
Where wanderers from afar may come,
And breathe the air Of liberty
Still nav her flowers untrampled spring,
Her baryests wave. her cities rise;
A nd vet till Time shall fold his wing,
Remain Earth's lOyeGest paradiseI
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

A ROUGH North Carolinian, going West with
his dozen children and his two dozen dogs recent
ly, got board steamer at Kentucky land
ing, and his first question was, How mnch will
you charge, cap'n, to take us to st. Louisi''
a. viii you go on deck or in the cabn~ wal,
capn I've lived in a cabin all my life, and s'pOse
the cabin'll be good enough for me now
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02
Che fmn Of the Ching.
YANKEE DOODLE IN GERMAN.

ALMOST thirty years ago the Deutseke Reppbtieane
ong Yankee Doodle" By German who had travells
J America Some Of friends " no resd German ma
pleased TO see IT. and while giving il to them We ha'
English wordfor word rendering which we have give
as but little beauty about it, but it will pretty near
an must acknowledge the FOREIGN translator 70 ha,
one Yankee Doodle justice.l
Yankee Doodle. ZanberkIane.
Yankee Doodle, witchinc .souud,
AmerIkaner-Freude,
American joy,
IT. IT. p sn;st Eur ~ p at Spiel und Sang
Und chen recht yum Streite.
And even right for fighting
Yankee Doodle, Buben 'rani
Yankee Doodle. boys rush!
Plaiz znr Seit, her EUR Mittel;
Place to side, here to middle;
Yankee Doodle, d'ranf und dram,
Yankee Doodle, charge and rush.
Iromnielt, Blast ind Fiedrlt!
Drum, trumpet and fiddle!
Frankriech, spannien md England
France, Spain and England
Mag unser Land bekriegeu;
May land besiege;
Wir Yankees haben Fuss nnd Hand,
We Yankees have foot and hand,
About every [thingl to conquer.
Meint ein Fiend i'm Uebermuth,
Designs enemy in haughtiDess,
Wiz sePn SO leicht zu schlagen,
We are so quick to strike,
Wiz daempten SEMEN kuenen Muth,
We dampen their insOleDt pride,
Da wiz auch Waffen tragen.
Then We also carry.
IND gilt es Gruende, Schwartz md Weiss,
And If there's grounds finl black and white
So sind wiz anch nicht hinten;
So also not behind;
DEM Zungen scharf, und spitz und heiss,
For tongue sharp. and keen and hot
Sind auch bel ms Zu linden.
Are also by to find.
America list Elm herrlich Land,
America is a noble land
Elm Volk Won lauter Brnetlern;
people Of real brethren;
Hat elmer Kncheu in der hand,
Has one cake in the hand.
Err thelt thu nit den Bruedern.
He divides it with the brother
Wiz schafen, schlafen, beten anch,
We work, sleep. pray also
Sind aTbeitsame Lente;
Are labOring people;
DOch geben wir unsern Honig NIGHT,
Yet give we our honey not
Den Drohnen hin ais Beute.
The drOnes unto as booty.
Und damn am grossen Freiheitsiar,
And then on great Freedom's-tlay,
"tT sOllt ia SIGN plHnen.
Who should then themselves plagued
Da geh'n wir Sans ind Brause anch,
Then give noise and shouts also,
Und sOrgen fuer den Magen.
And provide for the stomach
Sent uns're Maedschen, vie sic blueh'n,
See our maideps, how they bloom,
Sent uns're starken Knaben,
See strong boys.
Sent uns're Alien, irish und Gruen,
See our Old-men. fresh and green
Was violin wir mehr nOch habeni
What will we more yet havel
Va, gluecklich sind wir, freie Lent,
Yes, fortunate are We, free people
Dem Wissen auch gewogen.
[TOl the wisdom also favorable.
Dnrch gnte Schulen, welt und brett,
Through good schools far and wide,
Wird unser Volk erzogen.
Become people educated
Wir pfuegen unser eignes Land,
We pillow land,
Wir haben's ms erTnngen;
We have it [tol US prize;
Drum frchten wir auch Hand in Hand,
Therefore fight we also hand in hand
Wenn Fiende eingedrungeu.
When enemy attacks
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

remedy FOR MILDEw.-Take a handful of salt
and half cup of soft soap. rub on the cloth. ex-
pose 10 me sum- and it will come ont after one or
wv W. "lsscnings. Or wet the stained part well
W solt soap, tnen rub chalk over it thorough
~ and wet the cloth and expose to the sun. repea-
ting the process until the stains disappear.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

PITTsBURG Commercial: The other day young
lady in Philadelphia became SO much embarrass-
ed by proposal from her lover, that in her agi-
tation, she swallowed needle. Young men can
not be too cautions abont such things. They
should never make such proposition to girls until
they have thoroughly examined their mouths to
see whether they have any needles in them or
mr.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

THERE is a brute of a man in Hannibal who IA
vors cremation and uses the following argument
in defence of his position: How pleasant 1t Will
be to hear the ash men come around in the morn
ing ring their bells and bawl out, Bring on your
mother-in-law's ashesf"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

BErs. when hived, belong to the person who
Hrst bived them. If they afterward fly away,
his right Of ownership continues 80 long as he
can keep the swarm in sight, and he can, under
snch circumstances. pnrsne and recapture them,
even Though they should settle upon tree on
another persons land This is the law.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

AMAN who was about to be hanged in Alabama,
sang as he stood with the moose about his neck:
"Oh! the bright angels are waiting. for me-
Whereupon the local editor fendishly wrote:
" And then the angels stirred up the fires and
looked brighter than ever"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

FRENCH barber in Baltimore: "By zoun, if a
nigre come to my place to get shaved, so he shall
But he will not be wise to come if he have some
pimpe on his chin. The civil right bill say moth
ing about keeping sharp razors for Messeurs, the
gentleman of COLOR
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

THE Chicago and Detroit newspapers are dis
cussing the beauty of the women of their respec-
tive cities with more acrimony, perhaps, than
the subject demands. Why, for instance, should
a Detroit editor publish the following scandalous
insinuatioB against the daughters of Chicago 7
"Chicago may talk about the hOmely women of
Detroit, but there is redeeming power.
When one of them gets mired they don't have to
dig up half the street to get sixteen foot scant-
ling under her foot for a pry."
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

A GENTLEMAN residing in the neighborhood of
Cork, while walking one Sunday evening, met
young peasant girl, whose parents lived near his
house What are you doing, Jennyf' said he:
g am looking for a son-in-law for my mother"
she replied,
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

his is the weather TO break in new shoes
No other pleasure in life is equal to that of pull
ing them on at night, and putting pair of feet
that feel like dropsicaI toad with a high fever
into a bucket of cold water.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

WHERE do wicked little boys 90 to who fish on
Snndayf asked teacher in Sunday-schOol.
Down to 'Cullem's Rifle" was the prompt re-
ply.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

According to the HorticHitHrist, the best labels
for plants and trees may be made writing with
lead pencil on slips of zine. and attaching these
TO the plants BY copper wire.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

1.-THE child is father to the man." "Hic, says
Gumfoozleum on bust, the shild mush been
married yer young"
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

THE best food for the brood mare is cornstalks,
or good timothy hay, with four quarts Of good
oats and wheat bran, equal parts, each day.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02
roRaACO WORMS.

ST. ,hrv are Prodaced-The Best WethOd Of
1c.sroyiuR Them-Ten Years of luVestiRa.
1ion and ExPerinent-Letter from n Ken.
Iucky Grower.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Communication or Mileage Tickets,
1T Three Gents per mile, for 500 or 1000 miles
Will he sold on personal application to General Passen
ger Agent They will be good for three and months
respectively.
der twelve years Of age.
Excursion rates viii not he granted unless a special
made with General Passenger gent as to
number loft tickets required &c.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-07-02

-LETTRR-HEADs BILLHEADS ENVELOPES
MONTHLY STATEMENT BLANKS. and all such work
executed in ths-best style at the Chi>f atice.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1874-01-30
The ",1o,ici Husband"

| want to tell about a model husband
! know. lie has not many chores to do
about the barn, So he lie. snugly in bed,
while his wife gets up, builds the fire,
and proceeds To gnt his breakfast. The
children are always awake early, so,
while the meal j. cooking she must take
time to help them dress Win the baby
on one arm she fries the grIdlc-cqkcs and
sets the table, putting her down when
more batter must be poured ON the grid
die, or the water turned off the potatoes.
One little voice says, MA, my shoe
!, broken, won't you get me new oney'
Another calls, "Ma, won't you button
my apron ?" or "Nia, won't you get me
the towel--it won't come off the nail ?"
f'lhe tea kettle boils over and the baby
creis when she has to be put down.
Among it all, the fire is forgotten a lit.
tie too long. Having only one stick of
oak wood, full of sap at that, it does not
burn very well when first replenished, so
one griddle full of cakes is rather pale.
After all is ready, and he has been called
two or three times, he comes down.
Then fresh water must be put in the
washbowl and she does it. Then he
wants to know where the towel is gone
to, and when she quietly points to where
it hangs ON chair where one of the lit
tie ones put il, he snatches it up as if
the poor piece o, linen were the offender.
At the table he picks out one of the pale
cakes without looking Mt the nice brown
one beside it, gives it a look of disgust
and growls, "Now, Martha, | should
think you might learn to cook something
fit to eat afterwhile!' She mildly sug>
gests that the fire did not burn very well
whereupon ho retorts, "lt would if you
kept the stove full rs you ought TO-"
Then with his mouth full of pancake
and butter, he iastos II his tea. sets the
cup down. looks into il reprovingly.
shakes his head and says,-"l don't see
why YOU don't make tea like my mother
does; this tastes like dish-water." So on
through the meal. At its close, having
put her in a very pleasant frame of
mind tn attend to the duties Of maid-of.
allwork, nurse and seamtress, he puts
ON his hat and goes to his work. Not
very good model, you sayf Well, its
the best | have seenl
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Statistics Of Runway Matches
frO;n Northern Kentucky.

Aberdeen, Ohio, the Gretna Green of
large portion of Northern Kentucky,
for the last seventy or eighty years, has
witnessed during the time 5000 or
5000 runaway couples made happy by
the resident justice of the peace. Judge
Massie BeaSley, the present justice has
been in Office II years, and oman average
has "knotted the silken tie that binds
two willing hearts," for 200 couples n
year-or nearly 1000 in all. His prele-
cessor was Esq. Shelton, who, from 1878
to 1859, made happy about 1900 fugi-
tive couples. These runaways pay the
judge fee OF from 81 to $50 apiece ac-
cording to their means; so that his reg
ular income from these irregular mar
rages is something not to be snee1ed at
some years amounting to over 81 200.
Judge Beasley says that quite a number
Of runaways come TO him To be married
who have no pursuers, and none of the
usual motives for running away, but who
do SO simply to avoid the delay and ex-
pense of a regular wedding. Some
years ago $50 says the Justice) the Leg
stature of Kentucky passed an act max
ing valid Judege Shelton and Beasley's
marriages, as the legitimacy of many
children aud grandchildren and the
claimt to a great deal of property were
involved.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1874-01-30

Born rAErsLEs cASHor ,rt. -Heg,
Next morning. Guarl,man dccines
cutting entail. Wrath of old Earl /;
imprecations undutiiul son; no respect
Cor author Of hi being. Guardsman
mildly protests; wasn't consulted in the
fr,t place about having an author of his
being. Compromise. promises to marry
Sco;chwoman with twenty thousand "A
year rel hair; frcckles size of shilling (;
Note by author-belicves in freckles
and hair but rejects the rest impossible
Scoichwoman); blessing by old man /;
floods of tears by countess. Perfect
happiness! lia! terrible confusion
Gaurdsman and governess elope. Earl
furious; takes down, first time in his
life, big Bible; solemnly curses guards
man. Cuts his acquaintance; wont
have him around; ha-ho-he; a twinge;
two of them; no end Of them; gout all
over; roars with anguish. Counties
iiiuts, uttcring one ejaculation that per-
son; who can she mcang
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1874-01-30
Banded Farmers.

One OF the principal objects of the
Patrons Of llusbandry, or the Oranges,
as they are generally known, is to en-,
gage in cooperative purchases of mer.
chandise of general consumption, some
what on the plan of the cooperative
stores which have proved so successful in
Great Britain, dealing directly with
manufacturers and wholesale merchants,
and thus dispensing as far as possible
with the services of middlemen. Some
of the Western Changes propose the IN
corporation Of the subordinate Oranges
into stock companies with cash capitals,
and the appointment Of agents to carry
on the business of buying and selling in
wholesale quantities at every county
seat where the organization is in opera
tion. Also, the establishment Of grain
elevators and hay presses at convenient
points for the use of members of the or
der. This plan is to I've presented for
the consideration of the National Grange
at its next meeting. The public are
aware Of the great progress which the
Granger organization has made in the
West. In the East. however, it has
met with less success from various caus-
O., one of the most apparent Of which Is
the fact that IN thi, section of the coun-
try, and especially in the New England
States, mechanical and manufacturing
industries predominate over the agricul-
tural interests. The originators of the
Oranges, appreciating the significance Of
this condition of things. and de,irous of
increasing the powerof their organization,
have made an important movement for
the establishment of an affiliated ascot
alton, and have just organized in Wor,
cester, Mass. a new order TO he called
the Sovereigns Of Industry, which is to
include in its membership not only farm
ers, but all persons identified with indus
trial pursuits. The organization is ma
tional one, William T.. Earl of Worces.
ter being its President and j. c. Abbott.
General Deputy of the Patrons of Hus-
handrv, il, Secretary. The avowed oh
iects Of the new organization are the
bringing of consumers and producers
into closer contact in order 10 reduce the
cost of the ncce-saries of life; the reduc-
ton Of excessive charges for transporta-
ton and the restriction of the powers
of monopolies. 1t is proposed that agents
of local Granger organizations in the
West shall ship flour and grain to the
agents of the new order by the cargo,
receiving in return the products of the
factories aud workshops in the East.
Like the Patrons of Husbandry, the
new order professes not to attempt or
intend any political action; but no one
who has observed the important political
results which have followed the growth
Of the Grangers in the Northwestern
States can doubt that the Sovereigns of
Industry. if they gain such strength
q. the former order, will make their in
iuence flt at the polls.
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Newspaper Laws.

We weuI call the srv.iil attention of postmaster
snd sul-ortrs 70 the oilosias sysui~s II tho news
paper isws'
postmaster u retuirol ~ live notice by lettei
lfetufniug paper does not answer the Law when
su~ ritter d0es No., ase hs pifsr out ~ the oce aud
state the fr IT, not t-ng taken aud q negec
to Do ~ makes the postmaster rri.sl lc ~ ths pah-
iishet fof tho rlyneut
Any per-an sho taks- paper ffom the ppstofr e,
whether directed ~ bis name another whether he
la -,ril'i ur uut, u re~rIusiNle 1f the pay.
u persln orders hi paper discontinued he must
pay all arfeafage- the puhl-hcr may cuutibus ta
~eni u until thr payment & made
II the su'sriief orders hs paper W h. stopped 1T
certain time, snl the puh.hsf cut ~ send the
.ub.rtihcr I. bound ~ pay fr f he takes u frun The
P~tomcr. The lac prpresi- uiun the gfuund that .
man must pay fir What he uses
The cuufis have dssiinl that refusing 10 take
newsparcrs and psfiu-li'as fruui the pssiotce
ntpting anl caylnf triu uucsla iur h pfimn fscis
eyidence IT Intentional fraud.
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40 CARDS, urr THE uoyous.-Hry'e.

40 CARDS, BUr THE uoSoRs.-Hoyc.
Guardsman in luck big laut stumbled
on 10 a fortune; g1verness turning out
Lady Allca,h; million a year; all a
rusc had fallen in love with big fellow !;
saw his photograph; scheme. for situa.
tion as goveruc-s recognized by house,
keeper; shut h-r up with crisp bank
note; hadn't been cri.p don't know what
she'd have done. Happy couple return
to ancestral home. Old Earl dies with
apoplaxy. Countess murmurs sweet
child (not person. sigh,; gets up and
cc:s. Bells ring bonGres, tenants, har-
rcls Of ale; everybody drunk joy rap
ture; ; bliss. Only one person wretched
-Scotchwoman-ha! ha. ha! The
end, and not soul eaten a mor.cl. Ev-
erything was eaten up in the other
Eglish novels.
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THE WORLD AND

Whether my heart be glad or no,
The Summers come, the Summers 20,
The lanes grow dark with diving leaves;
Iciclcs hang beneath the caves;
The Asters wther to the snow;
Thus doth the summer end anl 20,
Whether my life be glad or no.
Whether my life be sad or no,
The Winters come, the Winters 20.
The sunshine plays with baby leaves;
Swallows build about the caves;
The lovely wind flowers bend and blow.
Thus doth the winter eud and go,
Whether my life bc sad or no.
Yet mother nature gives TO me
A fond aud patient sympathy;
In my own heart find the charm
To make her tender near and warm;
Through summer sunshine, winter snow,
She clasps me, sad or glad or no.
-Iftpcr's NdwziRe.
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TO ADVERTISERS.

The rates " have established Cor advertising viii hr
strictly sihrrei 10 in every inst,nce They os
sny paper established unu basis With q
side elrrulltipu, eau 10 husine-s We desire thoee
siveTti,sments ani VII gte prriefruor Histvs tu b.
al tsatrnusge We thus husiur-s " ~ set value
received vhan they employ columns IN uskinF
tnuwn their husness 90 our hundreds ut rutirrs Hnt
thsrrfrr, al no 'ne =" str1nirr us out II charity
ant DE- rot stnt mans money uuisss ~ slte him
value rveeiVei \ gsure a. our paper will convince
shrewd ui-efycrs a The 4lvsutflH~ columns Hner
thr hr-t huauHss ufn iu this csutfF represented
tu thru. " ruuid sisiiy tu our psrr with finaien
siycgtisrm sunitN humhufa. ratent m.siiciuss
ing stur w columns tlit w. would hilsl o. fe-
uunieui to rrllars ne bower rates than charsc
home patrons, tfsf o. a H thar-H 90 alikr 1usu
sni l-alaaut reject al that are Mt reliable and
worthy the attention &C u ur fr1fea A. AN iuiurr-
mrnf in frlilhr ahnHstir i=Iuiss huuss. that
the JoUuNNt has iargur trgultiisn in tuf riunte-
VI Kentucky than all the other KENTUCKY ncw-f1iers
,emhine.i
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A great deal Of solicitude has been felt
By number of Representatives of
Southern and Western constituencies in
relation TO the proposition for nm addi-
tional internal revenue duty on whisky
and tobacco. DR.. Stamford, Of the
Louisville district, who has received
many letters on the subject and given il
especial attention. is confident that no
further tax will be imposed at this ses-
sion ON either whisky or tobacco, for the
reason that the Southern and Western
members OF Congress will make common
cause against such special burdens on
their industries.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1874-01-30

The Frankfort Woman says that Hon.
Pierson Miller, Representative from
Wayne, is the champion ri.le-shot of the
present Legislature. Alta turkey-sboot-
ing the other day, he shot three turkeys
through the head at the the distance of
sixty yards, and grazed the head of IA
fourth, all in four shots. In county
where large game, is abundant, as il is
in Wayne, the condition of ones meet
house must be matter Of supreme in
difference TO one who draws the bead SO
well as Mr.. Miller.