The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-01-16

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frem several Il the ssawaci l,eads 4
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Where nigh, YIN esreet - hna
cc~'s rcdirrst'--in ea,,le.lag
This u remarkably orcn winter.
says ,he Danhars News man, The
cldcs, inhahisani does mt remember
winter IL the PAS. twenty iisa years
when loafcn could e,anl on the corn
ere IN the middle OF December, M the,
do now "
Johnny attends school. which will
explain tho short Dialogue between him
and his father. "Johny | didn't know
you g.. whipped the other day, aaid he
You didn't Well II you'd been IN my
brooches you'd have known H."
Pretty bad under foot. said ono Of
our citizens TO another to-day, as they
mot on tho street. "ics, but lis fine
responded tho other. That's
-, replied tho first, "ye, very few are
going that way
BAD luck Il simply man with his
hands III his pockets and his pipe In his
mouth. looking On TO see how Il will
come out. Good luck Is y man of pluck.
with his sleeves ruled up aud working
to make il como out right.
"Ilavc you seen my black.facel
antclopc," inquired Mr. Telescope, who
hal collection IL animals, u lis friend
NO. | haven't Whom dii
your black-faccd aunt clope with.
The Courier. Journal says
They say TIM. Brigham Young has
II 900 stand of arms. We have ~ doubt
that II he were to parade MI his wives
hc would have quite an equal stand II
legx, and No violate ~ confidence IN
m ying TINT We would n thousand ,lur>
rather have the legs than tho arms
New Bedford. /, i sal, srrtusr.
10 1T any one exhibit s'a,nats nn'cs. tue
figures are covered T. tie
arms with n bcd.1uilt New Bclf ri
i right. For our part, We never conla
endure % sec beautiful woman uulcss
she was covered With lrd-unli IA
something else; and this i Why NJ .
bitterly hate byron fer saying ii III
Don Juan:
have seen women Far more ripe aad real
Than Ali the nonsense II their stone ilc II.
pella has organized 'Pella City
Temperance Association with some
twenty-five n.elnbors.
Detroit Free Press say,: "Wha,
blessing this genial weather II 10 Susan
Is. Anthony and Anna Dickinson, ~ /,
savcs the trouble u taking hot brick
10 bod with them, -
The skunk h no respecser u persons
lie Is just A. friendly 70 tho owner q
ons suit Of clothes asto tho owner Of a
'losen. and, II anything, = .rias more
No.
"Whcre aro you going" said 4
young gentleman to m elderly one IN a
white crayat, whom hc overlook few
miles from little Rock. II am going
10 heaven. my son. | have been on
the way eighteen yelrs. well. good
bye. old fellow. II you have boon travel.
ing toward heaven eighteen years. and
got no nearer 70 il than Arkansas, Ill
take another route. =
An undecided fellow courtsd q lady
for twenty. eight years and then mar
ried her. She turned out : perfect
virago, but died In two years after the
wedding Now said hc. In self
congfatulating tone, SEQ what have
escaped BY long courssLip.'
An old. rough clergyman onco took
for his taxi that passage d tho Psalms,
II Mia IN my haste MI mcn nrc liars. !"
Looking up. apparently ~ II he saw
tho pAalmist standing beforo him. no
said:"You said Il in your haste. David.
II you had boon hcer. you might have
said d after mature elaboration.
Il II ssid that ! Louisiana gentleman
IN mad nnlstNmI rrt..ntlv t.tn,.n,N ~ Nh