, 1874-02-23
7AfRAFeEsF0R LIFE.
The %Adventures of q Young
English1nan.
That, Scream Which. Startled, 11iol,i-
gan Avenue. <,
Tho Unhappy Foreigner Dcpnrts
for. Home.


Tho Unhappy Foreigner Departs
:tor. Homo.
Tlireo woolsa ago q young IngllBlimnn camo to
THIS city mud hired rooms in boakting-ho,,Be Of,
Michigan nvetiue. Iii thls There Is nothing nm
usual. Nrnuy Englisimon como l,oro eyory ycnr,
and, aftor having undergone for sufficiently
long timo tho plro and rovlyifylng INFLUENCES Of
American politics md American society; bccoino
otlucatel up to tint point wore they uro q,,a1f-
ilod to bo citizoia OF tho great Fodoral Republic
But this young Englisllman was a'spcclat caso.
l1o Ind not tarriod OH: tho Atlnntio sca-board
long enough, to loso tho salt SAVIOR Of tho
aoa. 11o wan tho typical Englahnlan OF tho
Amorienn. Rtago and tho ,Amorican nnyolI
His Information about thiB country was derived
from tho books Of EhC1isii tourists, and tho pro.
ductions Of Euglal ,nasazno-w Ho was,
tioubtless, thoroughly acduaii,tol With tho goog1
.r1aphy Of Sussex mud h1ildlesox, but was hope
leas|y Ignorant Of TINT Of tito United Stntea OF
the rolattvo position Of California and Now York
l1o now worry litslo, oxcopt that ho supposed
that they were abo,,t ns far apart as Devon and
Westmorolana:' 10 him Amerlca was q ;laud
covered with tho forest primoyal," )" about
which h1r. .Longfellow had informed him !;
o land whor6 all tile mon won't about
with .douDo- -barrelod $, enot-guua on q tliolr
Shoulders Whore thoy" slept two in y
bed, and two beds in room; where baths woro
unknown whore people helped thomselycs will,
their own forks to tile food On tho tlisllos boforo
them; and whcro tiiero prevailed d profound aud
'tntolerhnt hasrod Of England, mud all tllat was
ina sttange land.' '@Ho 'atood "like Ruth amid
tho hlon corn," ignornnto -four ways, suspicious
'of otlr people a,Nl gouoray distrustfurof every
thing around him. II -
=, The lilo Of ovcry man isn sories Of dital1u-
pleasant Those the young .Engls!mon under
went horo wero rathor ugrceEblo thnn other
wiac. Lilo wna nblo TO-, procure q single
hed:roon. 1io found that clio bonrdors 1T hiY
OF tho fork; and t,at thor accent and rnodos W Of
expression. did not differ from those Of hiB Own
colAt1ymon. Ho saw no DOUBLE -barrolod shot
guns. except in tho shop-wint1owa. Ho missed
tlo forests prlmovnl, aid found olYca l,id citios
wlcro 'hc Ind looked for only long tracts of
waste woodland. - - '.:' :. 49,
:;Htill Eo could not entirely recover from bfn
suspiclonu. Donoath every tlrosEcoat, lurled d
Ielt Win couple tof reyolyors; III eyory, boot
tho = novels :, Of, =: Ge1Btacckor,- and ; tic
diary y Of Captain > .Dlarryatt. He know
from these productions tho ;impulsiyo
and artlesa ways Of tho american, and how,
apon tho sl'ghteat proyocation, ,-,wlioii q 1nan
wonld draw out lis bowie md proceed to- carve
of tho oara Of tho porson who would thus inslt
h1m. Therefore, this young EngliBhman was
lp,it painfully aud olaborately polite. ;Ho was SO
fio p tt ssfad n, oSG got oa
refuse for four of wounding tho foo1inga Of that
.aI'sts st T gradually i, 10 SGT into female
rna ar9e1ety y ,a;as md ,,,'1s, fes more GRE, home
rather ;fayorites than otherwise in aociA cIrclos
antiqaeto5 oa.Word 'iS mannors Sa}a' Is Hhish: sl
toefs to Y aTayS 5a 6S'h4ng 4ngg as a
tiye to the virgins aud uatrons Of 'this city.
I!.sy, may hayo to. turn nwny their heads to
stiaa,a laggh while these oddities nro talking,
ySt they sre Elad to lave them around. Tho
Chisago souns iady saya to or friend; hato
skyc-terfior.a M M - i.o -. :'; "9"a ~ say naYo>a
The othor evening. this particular young; ;Eu-
gishman-ths ~ one who lived on Michigan avenue, !;
rarty. Flo left there aftor 49, O'Clock; and
started to walk hono.H iHo wont down Michigan:
avenue solitary and alone. and either tho wine
10 lnd drnnk the ,1atteri.,g ren.arks no had
neard from tho girla, Or tie lonely and desc
he began to tlrcam' NIL sorts OF swild aud
unpleasant things. Every football which
ha lanrd in In 1ia%upon . ,,.,r.1oa L.,
lin, i,a t1nt nf ao,no seaoco sonuca 10
or son;f 17o;;;nn s1;;aatv ~,
of M Enri;a,n,,n nn, sra,, i,aS ~ .na ptuou 9
footfa,ia scI,n;r IL ~ tn'ti tHusn @
shiverei M n ch;,ir", NJ ;'11<,1at ria % nua
alono IN - i1or, ronT Thn, i,aS. - ta .6 .4eoe.n6
stairs ~ n"nI ~ ttt;,,a IT, H. Is'p upoa tno
Hiu norronannsa :,ro,y %a1' T., ,o ill.,, -. ~ uoor
onics stan hc fe11 M" nn @ a,,. afa fso .eo
;nto @ r"9, ~ t't4 1A'' 1opo' anl' 1toln ,tna1
Now. it 10 hnnnencd that wh;1o ho 7vos tina
runniur a1nuv nr,n.r far liz Lon,o na ~, ;n
pa1itotll affer lie wotor:brooIa. ~ 'AAo u''7t
>.'"... A ;o1Ic,,r,o;, ,,s, T.; H.,
viii Irazon u lmtions n n"H i'r,obt ::
baard tho ao,i,nd ~ ttosn. ,. fao,sta,,.' ' .,a
nrnunfi tin cn1nor Ia1f ho,1, ioI,;' M hno camo
EnUntman -, ,rda. ~ ,u,.nt ~, ~ youHe
,yaw Not;o uot ,e,s r,,,,;u Iuo VIM lug n'atter
atrr, iiv n.,6 =, i H. tnFiS, 10 very
oti;nr = b',rDor " t,;of amn 81 tu,s. ~ Mah
s,1;t NJ l;m ria Enn.i,1,,"., n1u 'nt W. ~. pl.
nna hoi,;nI lin, ~ 10, nafi,' naaa, nua,A15 sumo
ny ran t,rnu,,ia. H. @ nauolea tt n1s pace,
villa fn ,oiicon,a;, 1 fooua it, IT, H. sn " YETI
asai,oi ' e'ne'o'An Ao'to"'o t'Ae tno Aee1-iootod
;rhe no,;co,no,, o,,,.o7 1,;a ,,,a.,;, ,.,.,.
Twin, fnot I'M tea,' ro,, ' +aI Hai6 sssio VIII
d ca7n M wit I'm Tca ~ .1,o maa w. unanso
had ivo ny v;',1a %'aa ~ to u, ,no poes saya
Tn;ninr IN tna raso ' ;1ora1S, 'nu, H. ana ~ mas
|roy hia 49, rovnIro .eo .,; tsa1 ~ 1o poAcolnah
y;t1' H. ra,,aI,; ao msua ~ .no young man.
rio bnot wont far o,,avo H., hosd " ~ ~
.;do NJ = hut ~, ~, n 1au 9s tas on ono
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