The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1874-11-25
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"A nOd 1ellOW-MOrpneuS
-Leveling down--Going to bed.
Light headed-A street-lamp.
Very hard lines-The railways.
Hop Notwithstanding mas.
tiers.
One way to get roaring trade
is to buy menagerie.
Who was Richard the Third be-
fore he was himself again2'
How much cloth is required to
make spirit-rapper? ~
The man who took "a bold stand,
resolved to bring it back. % = :. gg
1T is not always he who has the
most nose that knows the most. o.
How long is the longest letter IN
the alphabet 1t is an 1 (ell) long.
The rays of happiness, like those
of light, are coloriess when unbroken.
"A Charleston cat plays the pi-
ano. She has mewsic in her soul.
The man who was filed with
emotion hadn't room for any dinner.
They who have true light in
themselves seldom become satellites.
AN Irishman calls his sweet,
heart honey because she is bee-loved.
An epitaph on anegro baby at
Savannah, commences, "Sweet blight;
ed lily"
is the way to get the exact
weight ola fish to way him in his
own scales? a.-ss 80
Gravity. is no more evidence of
of wisdom than a paper collar is Of q
shirt. taaa.,- - Z
The poor people of large cities
are peculiarly liable to room attic
panes. -es Il. - 10 ,'-a.'
Why is the letter S like sew
ing machine? Because it makes nee
dies needless. :" ''' '''' ''..'..''
In trying to. fight down his SCR
rows, a man should always strike one
of his own signs.
WHAT'S that which increases the
effect by diminishing the causep A
pair of shutters. ,,.o
DO not choose your friend by
his looks. Handsome shoes often
pinch the feet. q. q %, AK
The man who ran away from his
creditors resolved to stop and take
arrest. .-- l-aJg4ia .r-,'..v -
When is soup likely to run out
of a saucepan? When there is leak
in it. 2',:,.', ,t
Farmers gather what they SOW,
while seamstresses sew what they
gather. -. -
When does the wind deserve re-
proof When it whistles through the
house. &C.,.
Fire is said to be a. dissipated ell
ement, because it goes out almost ey-
cry night. ,'salssa ~. r,.s.. *
-"Who knows what tomorrow
will bring forth?" 'Why, the day
after, ofcourse."
$50 far, so good" as the beysaid
when he finished the first pot Of his
Lieut.. d., what arms do you re-
gard best adapted for colored troops?"
"Razors, SIR"
When does an infant evince a
taste for Literary life? When it
takes kindly to it's squills..
--"The steward monkey that edits
the" is the latest expression of
journalistic courtesy. . .9ES
"A little male 'waif,"' left at one
of the Boston engine houses recently
was promptly christened hoses. .l.g
"A tall New Haven policemen
complained ola young man for IN
sultiug him by asking if at was cool
up there" .al .''Hs r.. ~ s.-a'rt
A young widow in New Orleans
being asked after her husbands
health, answered with soft, quiet
smile, "Hes dead, I thank you.'' '~,54
How can itbe proven that Moses
wore wig2 Because sometimes he
was seen with air on Aaron,) and
sometimes he wasn't, r.. 5i5S Is,.i
Tho steel door plates worn as
bucklesnow attached to the belts Of
the ladies', ought to have, on them
the names Of the OCCUPANTS, . sis',: :5 '.g
An Albany man While at Sarato-
ga refused to visit the educated pig
on the ground that there were plenty
OF them at home. s,sg"" T"s
O., "A Minnesota clergyman has sued
thirty-fve members Of his church
who refused to pay pew-rent because
he called them 'empty heads. "aa.y
a wealthy young Euglishwidow !