The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-01-17

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Look cut for cold days that stop up
the head and stay wid you all widdcr,
and bake you feel berry uncubfvrdohlc
Tn Oshkosh man has had to 90 to
prison for two years for merely killing
his wife.
An Atlanta man wants the thief who
stole his well bucket and rope to come
back and get the we'll as it is of no us,
now. w.a;+,..a
nMopey is the fools wisdom, the
knayes, reputation, the poor man
DESIRE 1.-THE covctous mans ambition and
the idol of all.
edir. 81. Z. w. Andrews, an old editor
md md stfpnhlisher, hes commenced the pub
licat;on of a Universalist magazine ut
Atlanta, Georgia, called the Messenger.
ofalS9i iCorendnt.
Wien your pocket book gets empty.
and every body knows it, you can put
an Your friends in it and it won't
8 bulge out" worth cent.
The inventor Of bricks of ice cream is
nov applying his massive intellect to the
manufacture Of bricks Of milk punch,
which will be SO put up as to be con;cn
lent for carrying in the hat
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a sing Sing convict has lalen heir to
100000. This will enable him to ply
his vocation on grander scale as
railroad director Or something Of that
sort.
DEAR CoFFEE.-Wc arc threatened
with tax on coffee, and consequently
a rise in the price thereof. What would
be the use Of 'chcap sugar" with dear
coffee? That would be the .'tail wag
gihg The dog"
Well, reighb9r, what is the mos.
Christian news this morning p said a
gentleman to a friend. Il have just
bopghta barrel Of -four for poor wo
man. ,1sp Just like you! Who is it YOU
have made happy with your charity this
time?" "My wife,"
The kitchen range in honse at Toms
river,i New Jersey, the OTHER morning
refused to burn the coal in spite of all
efforts. Finally on careful investiga
tion family of hornets were discovered
within two feet of the fire chamber,
busily engaged in plastcriny the draft
hole with clay.
MORE MURDERs.-Inform has
been received at The executive Office Of
two murders, re:cntly committed one
in Newberry county, and the other in
Marlboro county. On the 9th of De-
cembcr last, Jasper Henderson was shot
and Instantly killed by James II. Kit
cheps, in Newbcrry county. Aud Oh
the Sd day Of January, Stephen Pate
was shot by William Chavis, in Marlbo
ro county. Both murderers have fed
Trof Blanchard, OF Wheaton College
Ill, is crushing out Free Masonry In
one of his lectures against the order, he
says, "the institution is irrclisious and
immoral, and that no good man ever
has been or ever can be Free Mason"
We have often gone over choice lot OF
eight or ten thousand Masons and pick
ed out Two or three whom we thought
were good men but Of course they we're
regular out throats end horse thieves
compared to tbepure, sin!css Blanchard.
Josh Billings paints this faithful pic
ture Of an editor;
can editor is o male being whoze
buzirless IL to navigate a nuzc paper
He writes editorials, grinds out poetry,
insorts deths and weddings, sorts out
mannsKrips, keeps waste basket, blows
up tie tdevil, steals matter, ftas other
peoples 8 battles, sells hiz paper for a
dollar and fifty cents year. takes white
beans ana sass for pay when he kan git
It, RACES large family, works nineteen
hours out ov every tweuty-four; knows
no Sunday, gifts damned bi everybody,
aud once in Will, whipt bi sumbody
lives p1or, dies middle agc,l, and often
broken hearted, leaves no money, IL ro
". rded for q life ov toll with short