, 1874-03-30
LOCAL MISCELLANY,
THE TOWN OEFIoERs OF soUTH
OFIIOAGO.

IaN TOWN OFFICERS OF 6OuTH
CFEICAdO.
There are swo things which It is hard for
man TO bear, two things which, when they have
bofallen him, make lin loac all faith in Proyi-
denoe, the virtue Of republican institutions,
human nature, vaccination, otc. Ono OF them ia
to marry girl, thinking flcr rich, aud finding
herpoos, and tho othor 10 spend money to got
An office only to find It docs not pay. Tho last
prodioamont is tho worAt OF tho two. since 1t Ia
tho most public. 70 be trapped By girl Is to bo
tho lhughtor Of select clrolo only, but to be
Wooded to an impoverished Office ia to bo OK
posed to the frantic screams Of d town or CITY,.
just at this dull time OF the yoar, when people
arc dying tor something to laugh at; when IN
old, old joke can coax smtlo, and mon 80 to
to have ono OF those sweot 1ittlo mishsps
mentioned above happon undsr our oyes to four
people. who hive Of late been .enjoying-or
mourning over--tho prominence they havo ro-
'1 Il seems 90 MS haif % erual to nae them, for they
will be exposed 70 that ridcule which Is 90 fasal
to politician. Still, Notwithstanding tho dis
pleasure Of tie Humsno Society. thoy must DO
Pat O'Drien. aud John sohafrcr, now town
oficern OF South Chicago and candidates for re-
election. They are the indtyiduals who voted
and D'stfa siSoo for work Sorh II s'pS tho
aggregate about a5,ooo, aud who became
on account of their gfeod. Thoy arc tic indl-
TINT they may make another grsb 6ut iii that ,y theyy
may consummato tha one. Tho money hna been
voted them by the aullablo Justices Of South
Chicago, but IT has not boen delivered 1t has
not boon raised. In order to get 1t thero must
be heavier levy next year, SO as to cover tho
deficiency which exists at proaent.
And now comes correspondent, prying fol-
low, 1narplot, deaths head At tho wine"
ho will rejolcs. greatly, and when he meets Ceary
and tho boya, he will wink tho wink Of tho know
ing one, and hilartously ask, show about those
big salaries" ?" LHten to the asarohor OF the
Rtatutes:
SIN: Al TnE Ta1nusE Of yesterday very Justly TO
married. the Town Boards ~ heretofore existing wcrs
nothing more for than 1ogazed bodies Of public
Ey.a
sacK through the following, paragraph Of Article Of
towns In which there are Incorporated cities or
villagea she bonntar1es Of which are co.exsensiyo
tsta s ii's II az % ;"epoyaed % M % eiiy or or vass H
tho electors shall not exercise tho seyn1al pow:
i il: but al non.R. seess;ar2 q b. raiss4 Il
tic coantv Boa, I'm md e oounty oerf M sha exte
the amount 70 aecerained upon The Collectors books
Of such town. m and % when collected tho Same ahnli 30
other towns. md The powers and provisions Of all
citiod and vagcs under tho organic law shall not be
repealed by any Of tho provislonH Of thi ARTICLE"
Paragraph . IN tho abovo Articie relerrud to, up
plies to contracts made necessary In tho incrcaso Of
The powers Of tho town.
Paragraph refers to Canada thiutles and other
noxio,,s weeds, Paragraph rofets to premiums for
planting, treea> Paragraph refers to fences.
Paragraph 8 rofeta to tho prohibition |
Of the running at large Of catle, oto Paragraph
refers to the establishment Of pounds Paragraph 10
1cfern to the appointment Of pound. masters. Para
graph II also refers 10 tho t.npouudng and snle OF
cattle, etc. Paragraph 12 rofers TO ppbllc wells and
Paragraph IL refers to tho deposit Of offensive SUBJ
rsances etc. From this you will perceive tha t the
future III etes There the top lies eholly tcin its
lns al moneys necessary 10 be raised in such towns
for town expenses shall hc ascertained by the County
Hoard and the County Clerk shall return the amount
upon the Ooboctor's book Of such town.
Now II itshoul appear to tho Hoarl that the esi-
mate "a given in THE TRIBUNE. say:
o4e1k AIe.. 1O0
HHoacaov1 4oV0
i0Hu 100