The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1874-11-25
Chr Bulletin.
MISCELLANEOUS.

According to an Auburn paper. they
an going to put up in that city an addi-
ton to their seminary, "to accommodate
eighty-siX students 200 feet long"
-"Whata the use. in these days, trying
to be honest:" exclaimed a grumbler
"Oh. you ought to try il once. and see
rcinrtcd one of his companions.
a Iniontown turkey was observed
OH the fence. the other day, intcntly
studying AN almanac and reckoning on
his toes how long it was from ihanks-
giving.
n Western paper chronicles a mar
riagc in thi, suggestive style; "Ihe
couple resolved themsclyc. into a COM
mittce Of two with power TO add their
number
"A Texan. named WISER. who broke
one of his arms while wrestling with u
friend. is ,tll WISER, but the doctor
saws il will be some time before he will
DC . better man.
n San Juan miner who has been
prospecting in Southwestern Colorado
has found a whole forest OF pciriiicd trees,
with petriicd birds sitting ." fh' minus
singing i,cfrlGo.S -oHg-'
--DOusins Jcrrold say~, IN his Hedge
hog Letters, that "rcspcctability Is all
very well for folk, who can have it tor
ready money; but TO he obliged to run in
debt for it, i, enough 10 break the heart
of an angel"
Il Canada man tied hi> dog to the
end of u rear car the other day. and then
bet the beast could keep up with the
train. strange to say. when they got
into Detroit. the dog was ahcad-therc
was nothing else left of him.
The Chicago Times heads it, account
Of the simultaneous execution of the three
murdercrs in Pennsylvania last week.
"Triplcts.' As a conceit to express the
contiguity ofthc cradle and the grave"
this deserves 10 rank rs masterpiece.
THAT dog of yourn' ilew at me this
morning, and bit me on the leg, and |
now notify you that I intend to shoot it
the first time | see it, ''rhe dog is not
mad Mad. know he i, not mad.
What's he got TO be mad about: 1t, me
that's mad"
a popular clergyman says it Is inter
esting to-obScryc how many people go to
the circus Just 10 please the children,
and very curious to notice that sometime,
it takes several able-bodicd men and
mothcrly women to look after one little
boy or girl on such an occasion
If the old man will Insist on taking q
smoke after going to bed at night, the
sooner the house i insured for twice it.,
value The more complaccn, will De the
feeling, Of the relative, who stand by
when the ircmcn hunt among tn" ruin,
for hi~ honc.. -D.tyyV Free Pros.
/ -Mr,.Nibbard uggcstcA in the Chicago
Woman, convention. that the danger OF
wearing corset, De obvia,cd by the ladie,
having their husbands rub them amer
/ taking oil the garment aforesaid. The
, idea i good ono. We have sent
Mr.. Nihbard', husband q roam OF sand
paper.
Mark Twain -ay, that .iucc ne ha, be-
come director in am accidental insurance
company, the Hartford, accident, have
assumed a kindllcr aspect. look upon
a cripple now with cnccriouatc interest "a,
an advertisement. 10 me there i Il
charm about railroad collision that i
ml,pcahablr.
One OF the least naucriug tribute,
ever paid To "a rising Young artist, has
been paid 10 - Cincinnati daubrr by 20
Western critic; lite propose, some merit
~ an artist. but ii j. hard To- .ay whether
II lies in landscape or marine painting
you cannot tell hi, cow rom hi ,hip,.
except when they have their tails exalted,
when the absence of spar, bctrays their
characters. Even then they may be-
mistaken for schooner, s""idi"S "'u'r
| harn poles