, 1874-10-25
WOMAN.

ANY youns miss would rather hare hR eossets
tight thau her 'felier.@
An Ohio belle. Who vent to Saratoga hoping
to dnd Count came back engaged TO maa
When paper says that there has nover bean
family fight III the town of Clio. L., it littla
knows OF the way women have Ct choking their
husbands with the left hand to drown tho noise
Of their sc1eams as the rolling-pin falls.
"A vile was enjoined by the doctor to giro
her husband all the delicacies she could procure.
as there mas no prospect OF his recovery. Said
tho loving spouse. Then what's the use OF
wasting dainty bits upon him If they won't euro
Mm?"
This is tho latest form OF wedding inrita-
tions: aComs around and see me capture u
mother-in-law st o'clock, sharp"
Marriage il oftcu the end OF mans troubles
but which end?
One Of the Creedmoor marksmen has such
confidence in his skill, that he has been endear-
orng to get his mothe1-in-law to place tn appl4
upon her lead and let him shoot At it..
In Paraguay, girls ara not Allowed to aheE
tobacco till thoy are 10.
In Switzerland. no g11l is allowed to brea*;
her marriage-engasement unless her lover losei
both his legs.
An old lady from the country, With uix un~
married daughters. went to Augusta, Ga, tbs
other day, hunting for the Patrons OF Husband
~. She meant business.
-" Do you know why you a1e like tho third
term 2" said Susan Jane to her brother. who
fingered to talk ri,h her Adolphus after tho old
FOLKS had retired. ''No. don't" ''Weli," re-
piled his saccharlno aHtet, tits because your
one too many.
A Missouri woman says she doeent know
ANYTHING about this third term buH1ncss, but shs
10 looking for her third husband, aud knows eeT-
cral other parties who are IN the same tx
A Russian proyeEb 81 ys: " Before going to
war. pray once before going to sea, pray tHlca;
before getting married. pray three times"
A Western paper announces tho death Of
Indy celebrated for the "puritJ Of her character
and complexion"
-'tNever marry \ wife for wealth, my aon,
but only for love-" said noble-ninded father;
'but, then, bear in MUD that it is just - easy
to love = girl that is worth million - ono that
isn't worth farthing."
When is 8 wife like great ooat7 When hnr
husband is wrapped up in her.
Il do not say that sMrs. Luther had great
understanding but ehe had understanding
enough to understand that her husbands under
standing Was greater than hers, and that Ii 3
very great thing for any woman to understand
- The one thing" SAWS Jean Paul, which 4
maiden most easily forgets is how she looks.
Hence, mirrors were invented"
Poor young thug! She tainted Away It tho
raah-tub, and her pretty nose went kes-s'op
INTO tho soapsuda- Some said it was overxork;
others. however, whispered that her beau had
peeped over the back fence and called out:
. 'Hullo, there. Bridget, is Miss Alice at home2'
"A gentleman on coming homo from tho tho
atre was surprised At the hubbub IN the porter's
lodge. He soon learned the cause-hls mother
in-law had suddenly expired. He invited tho
persons present to note that be had jnst re-
turned from the theatre as he wished to be in
position to establish al alioi.-Paris letter.
The fayorite song with tho youDg ladies Of
Michigan is, s. Mother, may 20 ont to vote?"
The Princess Louise was not present At ro-
cent lecture of her Lord OF Lozne On the Sran-
ish Armada The London Hornek remarka,
apropos OF this "The Princess has xlTays
been remarkable for good sense"
The Richmond (Va.j Enquirer SAVE that
there are "two or three hundred regular te1ma-
proposes that the ' duc!ing-stool " shall be To-
stored to use.
"A New York State woman o*ns i've acros
OF peppermint meadow" An env1abIe woman,
certainly. She has but to marry man with
barrel OF whisky aud hogznead OF sugar to
have = mint-julep fifteen or twenty times \ dny
for the rest OF her life.
The Salt Lake Tribune says: The persoa~
sive revolver WAS used on the head OF 3 polysan-
GUS scound1el the osaer day, iu one of the lome1
wards, By his frat wfe, who had soied through
life with him, raised his family of children. and
brought second to divide it with. 1t Was mora
than her womanly nAture could stand, and ahs
made the old man travel, leaving behind him
distressed family
Belle De Foreat il tho pamo of prett1 Or
phan girl who flung herself from foufth.stoty
window in Baltimore, recently. because OF "ana
and disappointment. Sbo Aaid, ~heo her seseEs
injuries would permit her to speak, AasH
never yet met woman who would PITY OF he1E
ne, nor hare found one man Who acted ro~ar4
me with honor"
1t neens hard to ses IN Indianapolis woman
OF Is seeling = divorce because her huhoAn<
wouldn't let her wear red dtass to c&np-moes