, 1874-08-09

| = - ., ~ ~ nptsaeI Il not at tia 49,.
grocery run at:lE N dcat for peck ~ .sshes corner
- Kate. I understand you have y aco posstoss,
situation h5 gorefness. Rather th.n espted .
would marry d w7dower with az 49, 4,;irs, VA,
the widowerI" Do' aaata &
=. Why. 1ehabod; thought you !. cot n,-;;,,
more . sear ago.. Well, Aunt Jernss4 t4'sa i
all her folks were opposed to it, and ~ ~ snd
give EN- all tto milton and let tho shinv AZ 5ess
Its forty years, my old friend join oavp. ~
| We we're boys together" IFS Il Ws1} aneo
speak 50 lloyd; there's that young widow il adas r.
Lady visitor-'s2fy dear, do yon ,,,,. ;,
your mamma IL engaged p. Little nil of ~ u
ried-" oAe taafs
a Br2oklyn woman, Impressed with ,bs -
roftance OF physical training, but fee'fnae n. !.
poor to Join gymnasium Glass doea i1st .5 % 0S
By licking her husband down stnrs eyerr n%a ssa
and Knocking him along tho ball into tha fene FL
yard S 'u' 'aea
Tho citizens OF Anahabad, India b.4s ~.
pared petition that NO lady shall be alloTrSs !,
drive either carriage or dog-cart. Thew ,tsas
that ladies' hare not nerve euourh H. eoatSe a,ftSe
; horses. N4s'a*
Those graceful Little hanging.nccIel4 ;, ~.
by the ladies now are just the thing. :7on..
eays no picked : note out OF one and ltsms1
that Smith had tho start OF him, which -a,rsa
him the humiliation OF being rejected 4
"A poet recently sent song entitled It u.
Shall My Love Wear f".to an editor. III "G. =.
ter, regarding the question wholly il its mr., -,
aspect, sat down and wrote kind Int Nm 1D.4 !.
tlcle recommending her to wear ciothea. q
--Heleu III. .knowlton i; Go. are the ed;s,.,
and publiahers OF the Worcester Mass PoSs''
.dihm. The company is a aister OF Miss H.. I.'
and the firm ia composed Of the dauehta,. -,
ha Farm low 1f Af>rf 81
in 1884. A'4f'a
"A strong g-mindod woulanin Detroit maia tba
following: gentlo reply to politician who s.S
called at her house to get her husband 10 70 u
tho polls and vote: 'sNo. sir: be csnfE - )"
He's washing now, and he's going to iroo r. r.
morrow; and il he wasn't doing ANYTHING ha
couldn't 70. run this ERE house, l do fndit
any one votes it'll be this same woman"
In recent case Of ''bte:ch OF promise y
where heavy damages were expected, the oni,
proof OF particular attentions" was the di,I
ing Of an otange aud giving tho lady half.
"A medical advertisement IL headed, "Ioal,
Like Nracle! 4 Young Man Made to Walk IN
Five Minuses!" But Augustus thinks ttat I,
no great miracle comparea to his experience the
other evening when lie went to geo his gtrl. Iha
old man came IN aud npnde him walk IN less taso
one minute.
Little Billy was rory CROSS and tired ,ht
other night, and he wanted his father to tast
him on his knee but father :vas tired, o. pre
tendod to be. ~ want you to hold me on yuu,
knee he whined. Il tell ypu / cannot do it
| am tired. replied bis father, lmpatientlJ
"Tired You wasn't very tired last night ahe,
you held Mary on your knee IN the kitchen"
Hose" It ia beautiful hair, dearest busI
am afraid 1t really is not all your own." Lily-
"Oh. yes it is, darling. The plat Was 30 shl
Lungs, and tho p. long bit behind H." Rose-"0h
Very sad.-A Michigan 1sdy rrites to IL.
Woman's journal to say that the women in ba1
neighborhood are 30 benighted that they c,rt
nothing about voting aud all thnt sort Of thing
but just keep At their housework like mere Ms
chimes. Sue adds "Wo haye no lecturers Il
speakers, aid meetings Of no kind hare "a Jet
been hntcl At in this locality. or for 20 ,1n.la
around. 40 far, as can learn" :.
1t was mentioned, ono day, to President
Lincoln TINT TWO young ladies' OF his scqaaint
ance had 1ua1reled and loaded each Other With
abuse. "uaye they called each other usr:'
asked the President. mo, sir" "Very good;
then will undertake to reconcile them"
An Englishwoman, on making call, dons
her best, which is considered Us compliment II
the person called upon. On receiving calls, bho
may exce! her caller, which would be discou1-
tesy--Dnn6ury Nezcs- .
An instance of plucSJ women TO be noted Il
the walking tour Of tue Misses Ward, and
party Of five American ladies' ~ho are now 'ur-
ncying on foot through Germany. Tho lad:es
are accompanied by lad OF II, and they aFe
travelling with, aketeL-books and 1ieht haser-
fac!s, picking ZIP information and making IN art
tour ct tho German towns.
The daughter OF . famous Greek bandit, Who
la5 acquired such large fortune That be has
-e:ired from business, has beeo scnt to London
o finish her educatou; amt, that proccss has-
ug teen completed, ste is now to be brought
Tt~i,@ l3sf 1t1ay
j very handsome, nnd, Us slia is tho he:ress Of
ler very rich father, perhaps sha maj marry Gao
If England's poor robics.
The Nav York Mail denounccs as a double-
Isiilled fool u young F-oucalnan who, seeiug the
lead body Of ! very beautiful woman Displayed
writing later Sitting that he committed the
let III order to have Lis cadnyer put Oh the uext
slab to hers.
Everybody in Pa.aeuay smokes. and every
female above tho ago Of u chews. am wrong;
hey do not chew, but put TOBACCO In their mouths
and keep it there constantly, except when eating,
lnd instead Of chewing toll it about Ard sex =.
rcd lips Of magnificent: little :.Acoe'
.rayed in satin and flashing W TT
lauonds, as she puts rou back With one deli
cato Innd. while With the other Eho draws 1oHa
from her mouth b:owpisii-bl:cl roll OF to5aoeo
ln,te inches long, looking Ike monster
rub, and then, depositing the sasory lezen8e oa
.he brim of your sombFero, puts up her lace aua
is ready for U Ea!ute. However, one scon gus
1sctl to this in IaraGuaE whero you are per iotee
II custom Obliged to kiss every lady you are LIZ
.rod,,ccl to.
Mics Kate Stanton, who has gone to Ernnceto
study tile workings OF the II. Godlna Wo-AlhR- 1
men : Palace at Guiso, stopped awhile on nei
ray in London, as the guest OF Ars. Lucas. n5
,iyter of John Bright. She Visited the House,
Commons, and says in her letter that t:o
atl,es ara there accorded gallery, wl1n oaEs e. y
ront OF it, away up on the topHoat Stage
ing there, was reminded OF Gagged an'maa
ras told that tho ladies' are hos allowed 70 "
,een, lest they wonld district tho memoel9
yhilo debatingI Btill ou the aulmRl plA~u ~
leyelopment! After ALL these gross eennga alna.
,rs arc more likely to grant woman the palo'
Ihan our more refined ~ Legislators 1t noII i
[hurc's difference berveeh Justice ana su snu
a,itry." On her return from Gulse' ane aD
,iys pumber OF lectures III EnSand =.
Tho French Minister d. TalE1eIs Ha ~
emily obliged to mako presents to the women -
he SultanSs harcm. lie WAS st some loss @pa.
o sr:,d: Jewels? they have enough Of heu,
silks and muslins they hA7a no.o
han they want. He determined to send :. ~ =
! mechanical doll. He ordered one from PsHs
/ Is ) feet high, md is the very plctrn y, ~
/ Young glrl II yenrs old. It is dressed
lie most fashionable nnd expensive H'anne', ~
sarisinn lorcttes- 1t moves its eyes, says ~
yorde, plays with fan and eye-glass, ana -.
yalts launches right and Left piquant glanAhs -
md makes pretty mouths. The woman ol ~
larcm had no sooner eecn it tl,au thay enous
md cispped their hands fot joy Ihey Da''1
.ire of seeing 1t. =, .h.dr
Tho pr,,yefbial miaery which visits su]poo,