The enquirer southerner., 1874-11-06


Civil rights Obliging answer.
Beginning TO leave-The leaves.
A green grocer-One who trusts.
The child of the sea is always
buoy.
IfW-o,r ter spells Wooster,
why doesn't R, chester spell
Rooster.
The farmers are now affected by
ciderial influences, and business
will soon be pressing.
A man in Cincinnati advertising
for q situation, says: Work is not |
so much an object as good wages.
The kind of whiskey that makes
men lie down on railroad tracks is
being introduced in nearly every
western States.
A clergymen at Paris Ky; step-
ped his prayer to lead an unruly
man out by his ear, and went on !:
g. AS I was saying, O Lord.
Horace Greeley used to say that
a strictly honest man could live OUT
side of the poor house. He wasn't
acquainted in Chicago.
Why is the horse the most hu-
name of all animals He gives the
bit out of his mouth and listens to
every woe.
An Irishman returned from his
travels gallantly compared his land
lady to Vesuvius because she was
a fine old crater
A Barber is no longer simply a
tonsorial artist He is 'pro>
fessor of crinicultural abscission and
genealogical tripsis.
At what hour did the devil make
his appearance in the Garden of
Eden? Some say in the night. He
certainly came after Eve.
Gracious me- exclaimed lady
in a Boston witness box, chow
should I know anything about any,
thing I don't know anything about?'
A mnn who had a very small
wife, being asked why he chose one
so small, said, that he had heard it
said, that among evil things choose
the least.
i am afraid, dear wife, that
while / am gone absence will con-
quer love.
Never fear, dear, the longer you
stay away the better | shall like
you
What relation is loaf of bread
to locomotive Its mother
Why? Because bread is necessi~
ty and locomotive an invention,
and We all know that necessity is
the mother of invention.
Jones presented his wife on her
last birthday with beautiful silver
service. She was yey thankful,
but said one piece in the set was
wanting, for the proverb says {:
One good Turn deserves anoth~
er.'
my DEAR said a wife to her
husband, do you know what is the
most curious thing in the world 2
Yes, madam gruhy answered the
brute, the most curious thing III
the world is woman that is not
curious
A young lady came to the city,
the other day, to have her picture
taken. When the artist showed
her the proof and asked her how
she liked it, she placidly remark ed
tl.at he put two much mouth on it
to suit her.
Our landlady, being on a yacht
during a squall, was Mortified at
the unseemly levity of the captain
who told her that things square,
when she could see with her own
eyes that he meant that everything
was in a wreck -tangle.
1 hope, Mrs. Giles, said Il lady
who was canvassing for choir at
the village church, you will per.
suade your husband to join US. !
am told he has a very sonorous
voice A sonorous voice, marin 2
said Mrs. Giles. 'Ah you should
hear it comm out Of his nose when
~ he's asleep.
Now, then, Joseph, parse court
ing, said teacher to rather slow
boy. 'Courtin is an irregular
active transitive verb, Indicative
mood, present tense, third person,
and singular number, and so on,
said Joseph. We'll, but what
does it agree with 2 demanded the
teacher. "It agrees with all the
gals in town. triumphantly ex.
claimed Joseph