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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17
BREVITIES.

The best way for man to acquire fine
flow of language is to stub his'toe against a
raised brick.
Unnamed by the loss of her husband, is a
new style of indicating widows grief
Two lovers hugging each other in street
car are accepted as an instance of bad case
of "open communion
A man in Cincinnati advertising for q good
situation, says: Work not so much an OBJ
Ject as are good wages"
In the high school at Dover, N H., pupils
are regularly examined on topics of the time,
involving careful reading of our news
papers.
The latest feature of the Chrome gift bust
ness comes from Dexter, Me. They have q
church there which gives chrome to every
new convert.-Boston Globe.
If you see young lady carry her left hand
as If it was dogs paw don't think it's bro
ken-it's nothing but fashion.
Spittoons are now made SO rich and orna-
mental that it makes one feel reasonably well
of to sit down and spit in one of them.
Alabamians are very prompt in paying bets
which have been lost on horse races, but
when it comes to settling for pew rent they
get mad if they are pushed.-Detroit Press.
lady wants to know what is the meaning
of "ante" and "pass the buck" Her matri.
monial companion uses it in hts dreams, and
she is afraid it indicates typhoid fever.
A newspaper reporter in Arkansas. who
was sentenced to the State prison for horse
stealing, applied to his employers "to be con-
tinued on the journal as penitentiary cores
pondent."
Schuyler Colfax won't attend circus, but
he takes the children and PAGES slowly around
the CANVASS, that they may hear the voice of
the clown and the glad voice of the trick
mule. e.-Detroit Press.
We don't want to kick up great rumpus
and be the means of bringing about a dozen
libel suits; but right here and right now it
may be well to remark that tobacco is not in
furious to the human system. Now. then,
come onl-Detroit Press.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17
Scholastic Enthusiasm.

oclOhHStIC EntnuSl8Snns
In school Jim Quinn sat at his desk,
Preparing for examination
And when the imp was brought to task,
His answers caused some constcrnation.
You could not help but be amused,
If you had heard his catechism
But he land II must be excused
For his unconscious witticism.
First, let me tell the cause of Quinns
Uncommon wild gesticulation:
Tom Sharp sat next him with some pins,
Who prods at each Interrogation
The pedagogue did thus begin
I" Who made the world? Come, answer
rightly;
Who made the world?" lin goes pin)
And Jimmy thunders, :. Cd All-mi-tyr
Speak low-I am not deaf" he cried,
" Who died to save mankind?" then fol
lowed
tTom socks 1t now to Jim's backside;
Ohl Jesus Christi the urchin beloved
Your manners wild-but that will do;
Where go the damned of every station?p
(Tom prods again. when Jim says, To-
They go to,-Hell and Cd dsmnationp'
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

CoMELY APPAREL Without carrying dress
to an extreme, every lady should feel it her
duty to be neatly and tastefully dressed, after
marriage as well as before. Woman is one of
the Almighty's most tasteful productions, and
generally she is endowed with fine taste, the
qualification of which, within the limits of
reason, is the means of enabling her to fulfil
her mission. As another observes, most wo-
men are anxious about dress, because they see
il pleases brothers or sisters, husbands or pa
rents. We should think but poorly of wo-
man who had SO got over these afectionate
instincts of her sex. had SO risen above the
natural love of graceful forms and tasteful ar
rangement as to care nothing about her per-
sonal appearance. Instead of being shocked
by n well-dressed woman, we confess that we
have not though. it altogether an unlovely
spectacle. 1t is sn exhibition Of neatness.
good sense, and taste for the beautiful.
which we bear with great composure.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

AN Idaho City woman, far gone
with consumption, begged the doc
tor to give her something that would
keep her up until the verdict OF the
Beecher Committee was published.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

A LADY barber has been driven
out Of Dubuque by the married
ladies of that place. The latter
thought she scraped acquaintance
too easily.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

A WRITER in the st. Paul Press tell q new
story of Horace Greeley. Horace wrote note
to brother editor in New York whose writing
was equally illegible with his own. The re.
cipient of the note not being able to read it
sent it back by the same messenger to Mr
Greeley for elucidation. Supposing it to be
the answer to his own note, Mr.. Greeley
looked over it, but likewise was unable &c
read it. and said to the boy: go take it back
What does the damn fool mean?" Eyes, sir
said the boy, THAT is just what he says"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

THIS brief chronicle was written
by the editor Of the Philadelphia
Ledger: Lowell, Saturday. Two
little boys and a pistol. Now, only
one little boy and pistol"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

A YOUNG man who knows all about it states
that his experience has taught him that flirt
is fool who delights in fooling fools. and the
fool who is fooled by such fool is the fool
ishest kind of fool.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17

F. G. LORD. secretary.
oface-Room No. I, Medin, Building. No. l6
North c Street. Virginia City. Nevada.
virginia City, New, Nov. l, 1874.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-11-17
N o T I G e .

IYNTIL FURTHER NOTICE is GIVEN.
u all persons are hereby notified that
B. H. Carrick and L. e. Sawyer are the only
authorized persons to sign the firm name OF
r. Il. CARRICK & CO., for the collection of
debts due that tirm.
s.ocl5-tf Il. CARRlCA Co'
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
August Flower

The most miserable beings in the
world are those suffering from Dys.
pepsia and Liver Complaint. More
than seyenty-fiye per cent Of the peo-
pie in the United States are afflicted
with these two diseases and their
effect such as sour stomach, sick
headache, habitual costiveness, i'm
pure blood, heartburn. waterbrash,
gnawing and burning pains at pit of
the stomach, yellow skin, coated
tongue and disagreeable taste in the
mouth, coming up Of the food after
eating. low spirits, &c. Go to the
Drug Store of G. T. MAGEE, and get
a rs cent bottle. or a sample bottle
for 10 cents. Try it. G. G. GREEN,
Sole Manufactures, WOODBURY., N. j.
July M 1y
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
To Hon. W. G.. BROWNLOw,
Knoxville, Tonnes &c.

After having submitted for two years
TO the rule Of the Kellogg government,
it seems to us that it is rather late for the
M"Eneryites to get up revolution and
attempt its overthrow. THIS was the OBJ
ject in view in the Organization OF the
White League, Of which we have heard
so much talk recently.
Tt is to be hoped that the proclamation
with Federal troops already present, viii
have moral effect sufficient to restore or
der, but if this does not suffice, order
should be restored soon, if it takes a whole
army to do it Commercial.
After having submitted to K;ng George
for so long, it seems to us, it was rather
late for the Washingtonites to get up a
revolution to throw off the British yoke.
This was the object in view in the or
ganizatiOn of the Massachusetts Minute
Men" and of the Virginia Scouts" of
which so much talk was heard in TORY"
circles at the time. It is a great pity
the Kings proclamation, with British
troops already in Boston, did not have
the effect to ''restore ORDER" and still
more Is it to be regretted that the whole
English army and navy could not have
been spared to finally crush the impu-
dent Chattanooga Times.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
Senator BrOwnIOW to Governor
Brown.

The following letter, addressed by
Senator Crownlow to Governor Brown,
was received by the Governor upon his
return from Gibson county, where he
had been for some time engaged in eff
fecting the discovery and arrest Of the
Trenton maskers:
Knoxville TENN, Sept. 4, 1874.
MY DEHR SIR cannot refrain from
expressing my thanks for the energetic
steps you are taking for the preservation
of the peace and apprehension and pun
ishment Of the aesassins who have so
much outraged humanity and discredit-
ed the State. The promptness with
WITCH you have acted virdigates yoa
from any imputation Of acting un< II
Federal constraipt or want of earnest
ness. / hope your effects may soon he
crowned by the full vindic-tiOn Of the
law.
Very respectfully, w. G. BROwNLOw,
His Exccllency, Gov. Brown, Nashville.
Gov. Rrown acknowledged the receipt
CT the letter in the following apprOpri-
ate and courteous terms
EXECUTIVE OFFICE, NASHVILLE, Tenn,
September 10, 1874,
DEAR SIR: On account of my pro-
longed absence in West Tennessee, your
esteemed letter of the 4th inst, did not
come under my notice, until last night
at a late hour.
/ beg to express my sincere thanks for
the terms in which you are pleased to
commend my official course, in reference
to the recent violations of law in the
State, and hope that my conduct in the
same matter since the date your letter
meets with the same favor.
Indictments have been found against
forty-One offenders in Gibson q mean
Jail breakers) and the majority of them
have been arrested. This most clearly
demonstrates that the State officials have
both the ability and disposition to en-
force the laws.
] have taken the liberty to give your
letter to the public, and believe it will
do good.
1 enclose you a copy of my protest to
the President, and hope you may find it
compatible with a sense Of duty to pro
mote its aims. Very respectfully,
Your Obedient servcnt,
JVO. q. BROWN.
To Hon. w. G. BROWNLOw,
Knoxville Tennessee.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
The Nashville Life Insurance

Company, of Nashville Tenn, is, glad to
know, extending its business in this direction
This is one of tue substantial progressive fnstitu
tons of our State and one which, at very dis
tant day, our people viii be proud Of as the peO
pie Of New York are of their monster Com
panies. We, as a Policy holder, know whereof we
speak, when we say that there is more reliable
Company on the continent than the Nashville Jife
Insurance Company. 1t has not the age that some
have, nor, as a consequence, the accumulaiions,
but it has proven, during the last six or seven
years, how reliable and trustworthy a well ma nag
ed company can be, by doing al, aud more thau it
even promised. 1t does not wait sixty nine v
days after proofs of loss to pay its claims bnt
In thirty days sfter such proof, every loss it has
ever had has been squarely settled. ANY good man
desiring to represent such a Company, eanuot do
better than address JNo. NJ. BEooks its Gen1 Agt
ct Knoxville.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30

II you want Posters, HandbiIls, Letterheads,
Bi1Iheads, Statements, Business Cards, Pamphlets,
or anything else in The line of Printing leave your
orders at the GAZETTE office, where they viii be
executed in the neatest style and at less than city
prices. Satisfaction guaranteed charge for
work. Connected with the Office IS 4 Book-Bindery
competent to do any work IN that line with neat
ness and at the lowest prices. Magazine work es-
pecially solicited
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
We Want Agents.

We want representative in every neighborhood-
Nothing equals Il for agents. male or female, young
or old. LARGE CASH WAGES AND SUPERB OUT.
FiT exclusive territory which Is rapidly filing up.
Must apply at once. Subscribe by sending So %,
aud receive the paper one year, q magnificent
premium share in the distribution. and receive
also FREE q Complete Outfit, or send for partEcu
GsTn Name territory desired in writing. Address
ATERs 4 Co.. publishers, Chicago. H. MI TAI
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
CHANCERY COURT AT TAZE-
WELL, TENNs9I a1a
Jesse Baker ct. al, vs.. Anderson Neil ct. al.

Jesse Baker ct al, vs.. Anderson Neil ct. al.
IN THIS CAUSE IT APPEAR
A ing from the allegations in the bill filed that
Anderson Neil, Mary Dobkins, James. E. Neil are
non-residents of the State of Tennessee, so that
the ordinary process of law cannot be served on
hem, it is therefore ordered by me that pubhca-
ton be made for four consecutive weeks in the
MORRIsTOwN GAZETTE, notifying said non-resi-
dent defendant to appear before the Chancery
Court at Tazewel, Tennessee on the second Mon
or the same viii be taken as confessed and set for
hearing ex- parte This Sept. H. 1874.
Septic no28-4w B..AUSMUS, O. Il NJ.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30

The co-paTtnership heretofore e.. listing
in the Hack and Livery business in this
place, between Dickinson s. Mitchell, has
been dissolved by mutual consent. The
business will be continued by the sub
scriber at the old stand, South of the
Depot. w. A DICKINSON.
MOrTistown, Sept. %, 1874 3t
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
The Morristown Gazette.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 80, 1874.
no ADVERTISERS.

THE MoRRIsTowN GAZETTE is the best adveFtis-
leg medium TO be had in Upper East Tennessee.
Its circulation in the counties of HaInblen, Hawk
ms, Cooke, Jefferson, Granger and Claiborne is
larger than any other paper, and its subscription
list is increasing daily. To insure insertion the
same week, advertisements should be handed in
by Monday evening. Our terms for advertising
viii he fellDd very reasonable
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
Hardware & Queensware.
CHANCERY COURT AT TAZE-
WELL, TENN. .Ia
1ril1er Marts vs.. John Marta.

I'm THIS CAUSE IT APPEAR
u ing from the allegations In the bill fled which
is sworn to- that John Marts the defendant in said
bill is nonresident of the State of Tennessee, so
that the ordinary process of law cannot be d
him. 10 is therefore ordered that publication be
made for four consecutive weeks in the MORBIs-
TOWN GAZETTE, notifying said nonresident de-
PENDANT to appear before. the Chancery Court. at
fazewell, on or before the second Monday of Octo-
ber next and make defense to said bin
will be taken as confessed and set for hearing
parte. This Sept z, 1874. b. AUSMUS.
Septic no28-4w Clerk and Master
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BOOK ENDING

We are prepared to bind Books,
Magazines, Newspapers. etc, in a
neat and substantial style at the
pAzETTE office, and at reasonable
Grices.
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30

Sin is often the result of physical i'll
health and feeble stOmachs. During
one-third of our time the process of d.
gestion continues. To be dyspeptic is
TO be miserable; dyspepsia is the founda-
ton of fevers and all the diseases of the
blood, liver, skin and kidneys. Dys-
pepsia yields to the virtues of the vege-
table Ingredients in that great purifier OF
the blood and restOrer Of health, Dr.
WALKERS VINEGAR BI1TERs. Dn28 4w
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j. j. YOUNG'S,

At k xvILL
New Dry Goods House, is worth
all the time it will cost you to see
it, and the low price offered on all
lines of Goods.
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The Great Watch Offer

OUR FIRESIDE FRIEND il now in its Fifth
Volume, thoroughly established as the leading fam-
" and story weekly in the Uuiun has the largest
circulation, and the best appointed printing and
publishing establishment and building in the West
is large eght-page fiustrated and original fani-
Is Weekly, price 50 90 per year. Every subscriber
receives magnificent premium and share ia the
distribution. SUBSCRIBE NOW
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Sept 16 1874 If
CHANCERY COURT AT TAZE-
WE'LL, TENN.
C. n. Rogers VS.. vincent Mayors ct. ais.

c. II. Rogers VS.. vincent Mayors ct. ais.
IN THIS CAUSE 1T APPEAR
II ing from the allegations in the bill filed which
Is sworn 70, that @. y Rice, Of the defendants
IN said bill is nonresident of tie State of Tennes-
SEQ, that the ordinary process Of law cannot be
served him, IT is therefore ordered that pHbica-
zion be made tor four consecutive weeks IN the
MoRRIsrOwN- GAzETrE, notifying said non-resi-
dent defendant to appear before the Chancery
Court at Tazewell, Tennessee, On the second Mon
day of October next and make defense to said bill
or the same viii be taken as confessed and set for
hearing EX-PARTB. Sept. IL, 1874.
sept 16 no2s-4w B. AUsMUs, @. & M.
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IN CHANCERY AT RUTLEDGE

J. j. Ben and Wife, ct. al A. Taylor, ct. al.
IN THIS CAUSE TflAPPEAR-
@ ing from the bin, which IA sworn To, that the
Defendants, Horace y. Clafiin, Edward f. Eames
aud Edward w. Bancroft, partners trading under
the Arm name aud style Of IT.. 3. Claim 4 Co;
also John Shelton and wife, Laviuia shelton arc
nO-resideuts Of the State Of Tennessee; is there
fore ordered by the Clerk and Master that publica
ton be made for four successive weeks in the
MoRRIsTowH GAZETTE, notifying said defendants
to appear or before the third Monday OF October
next, then and there 20 make defense to said bill
filed against them in said Court, the same viii
be taken for confessed and set for hearing exparte
as to them. true copy of the order. Test. This
Sept IL, 1874. = q. G. SMITH,
Septi6a023-4w. Clerk and MasteRs
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TERMS.

/ WOULD sell $50 acres with the sew Log House
on it-about fifty acres cleared, with good spring
convenient for 81 per acre, half paid next October
and the balance il October 1S75,or all OF it at $40
per acre. 500 or $500 payable next fal the balance
Ia annual payments to suit purchasers, at per
cent interest. No objection to the farm. ONLY (
have more land than need. Title good
A. e. WOODWARD.
May - 1874 n1O-tf. Red CLAY. Ceorpia
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Bristol Female GGIIag1,
BRISTOL, TENN. 1A

The next Session Of this Inst tutioa viii open
the FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEAfBER NEXT,
with full and experienced Corps Of Teachers.
EXPENSES PER TERM OF FIVE MONTHS.
Boarding, including washing, fuel and ightsS65 90
Tuition in Literary Department. $50 90 to 20 90
Painting and Drawing ... ................. % 90
Music, Piano, Organ, Guitar, each, 20 %
Ornamental Branches, each <. 80. 49,. 90
Use Of Piano, -. s. -. o.
Contingent Fee, 1870. .-.....-....... -. 90
Young ladies furnish pair pillow-cases, one
pair sheets, pair blankets also towels and
brushes.
Expenses are to be paid quarterly in advance,
unless otherwise arranged.
For further information address,
Il. G. MANARD,
Sept I6 1874 If PREsIDFNT
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In Chaneery at Rntledge.
ron RENT.

TEVHE DESIRABLE AND WELL
ILL., known store room on Main street, in the
GAZETTE building. Apply TO
April y, 1874 ii JOHN MURPHEYs
The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1874-09-30
NeeC advertisements.

A VALUABLE farm of 35s acres, situated ir,
- Bradley County, Tenn, one and a half miles
from the Railroad station, and three miles north
west OF Red Clay Depot, the East Tennessee
Virginia and Georgia Railroad
One hundred acres of the land is cleared tho
balance well timbered, and Iillabie. CLAW snh-
soil: Twenty-Five or thirty acres of good meadow
land stream of water runs through it. Several
Springs, and one spring of ve1-y strong Cbalvbaat
water: Fruits, Peaches, Apples, Plums etc one
new Log House, with one room,-another two
rooms, porch and Smoke House. The other
good Log House, WeatheTbCarded. containing three,
rooms, porch and passage, three brick chimneys
Smoke House, Spring House, good Barn, Corn
crib and Stables. Location perfectly healthy and
good NeighbOrhood. -
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