The enquirer southerner., 1874-10-30
Shariugs.

Ours at homc-The baby.
To secure a result, look it up.
AS feeting as watering place
love.
Packing trunk is an inborn tai
ent.
A-vajl-a5le sDace A woman
!acy.
Man Is mister, 5ut woman IS a
mystery.
Good place for match making-
Sulphur Springs.
\ sailor knows there's a man in
| the moon because he's been to SEQ.
Bashfulness is often like the
plating on spoons-when it wears
off it shows the brass.
We send to on: butcher for sweet
bread, and if we want a sweetmeat
we send to our baker.
A philosopher has discovered that
men don't object to be overrated,
except BY assessors.
Those engaged in the Touring
mill business 90 not make good
politicians. They are too apt to
bolt.
\ inryman was asked whether
he had been charged by the judge.
Well, said he, "the littlo fell
low that sits up in the pulpit and
stares at the crowd gave US a lee
ture, but ! don't know whether he
charges anything or not.
( Ladies who take no particular
! pleasure in a looking glass are
easily recognized by the fact of
their wearing a gauze veil over
Their faces, even in the hottest sum-
mer day.
A Young lady and gentleman,
'-,''i respectively i an 13 years.
A4.v "a -. / 4: Gpnl,Ituwn. Mich
AL ar, A;,.n last Sc II, thev
Hrr" g1trrtl"s over Il pound nf
1 intxr,i .,1r;lirS, and throwiny on.
yn@u.' limitations about divorce.
- wait to know sad c~eli,
tor, fierceiy, when you are going
to pay ne what YOU owe me?7 i
give 1t up replied the debtor, "ask
me something easy
\ party Of Eoung men were ont
serenadins & few nights since. They
sas on thc pavement, which h"l
been recently paved with tar
solution. Next norning the rear
Of sl% pair # p-"t3 dotted the walk,
az. .a1s.c j, le.ri no more around
Ia cr,t~-c.
ljj'.on ,ha ".n| auihor, Wa,
asked one day b. .licnI Of female
educ",iDn il he d!1 not intend to
i-struc. bis daughter in the different
languages, no sir, replied Milton
-onc tongue is sufficient for a wo-
ru2u.
The E.oneior Francis JOSEPH, of
Austria has conferred The Order Of
he iron Crown upon the three Off
c@rs vii, took part in the recent
eXa|or'tions Of the Arctic region,
and the Silver Cross Of merit upon
all the sni'ors belonging to the ex-
pedition.
4 man went into the post~office
at Springfield, Chic, and asked.
us there 6 letter here for Mike
How 'No," angriIy replied the
clerk, "there isn't a letter here for
anybody's cow
The New Orleans Republican
says: The gallant secretary of a
life insurance company, being in
command of a platoon during the
late anp'easantness, struck up the
gun OF one of his men about to fire
on a staff officer with the exclama.
ton, "Don t shoot at him, we've
gos & policy on him !"
y one legged soldier, Mormon,
recently asked Brigham Young to
supply, by g miracle, the missing
limb; but the apostle, not to be
caught, made this reply: 81 can
IN an instant produce a new leg in
place of the old one, but then if I
do it Will cause great inconvenience
to you in Heaven. After your
exaitation to glory the original leg
will come back to the spiritual body;
mine also, being of divine origin,
becomes immortal, and in this case
observe how very awkward three-
legged angel from Utah would ap~
pear among the inhabitants of the
eternal world %