River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1874-06-05
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

A sTIcKER-A bottle of mucilage.
LERIcnAuL "A prinaa doBnd'S salary.
CALIFORNIA has state tree planter.
BALTIMORE is to have German
thcdtfe
DAME NATURES spring suit--6
bloomer
A "sProK Of war-Old Greenbax's
fortune.
A mFEBoAT propelled 10y steam is the
latest invention.
SOME parts of Tennessee have the
caterpillar plague again,
ENGLAND momns tile possession OF
3,453, BSi unmarried %btiieh
CREMATION by sun process is to be
the name for sunstroke, this Summer:
A SUNDAY-seHooL teacher. DESTROYS
of waking the dormant powers Of p
scholar, asked the question, "What
are we taught by the historic incident
of Jacob wrestling with the angel p
The cautious reply came !: dunno,
'zactly, s'pose twas to tell us that we
mustn't rastle.
Miss GRtcF "Wby, cock, declare
here comics Tie lotg- tott6ise Uhcls
Philip gave us last year And out of
the coal cellar, of all places iii the
world p Tor, Miss Grace, Is that
the tortoise? WHY, I've been q iisin
of m all through the winter to break
the Goals with !"
An indianapolis ieweler has $1,000
diamond locket, which attracts great
attention there, first, because it is a
beautiful thing, and, secondly, because
of course-it once belonged to the
ex-Queen Isabella of Spain. The jew
eler who hasn't set of expensive Jew
elry that belonged to Eugene or lisa
bella is sadly wanting i'll enterprise.
The profits of Fall River cotton mills
indicate that the past year has not been
one of universal depression. Stock
/ holders have realized in twelve months
more than the original capital invested,
! and banks doing business for the man
ufacturers are paying 25 and so per
cent. dividends. Similar prosperity is
reported i'll Providence, Pawtucket and
other manufacturing centres.
French confectioners are constantly
bringing forward marvels in the cult
nary LIMO 4 saIsags seller of the
| Boulevard de Strasbourg was recently
arrested for preparing truflled pigs
tcet WIZ, ,.rnfies Of h L.scr, , I'D
few days later confectioner came to
grief for selling violet sugar plums
made of bits of purple barege encfusted
with crysialliaed sugar Fancy getting
! a nouthful of such delicacies as these
A CURIOUS fact in regard to immigra-
ton is that many who come to the
United States and Canada are from
districts in the British Isles almost as
thinly populated as Dakota or southern
Florida. About $50 immigrants from
Kincat,lineshire, Scotland, recently at.
rived at Halifax, bound for new set
Element. Yet one may travel themodrs
of Kincardine for miles without seeing
a house, and the land is but poorly cul'
tiyated.
AGRABiAN oulrages have not ceased
in Ireland. A man named Hogan, at
Nenage, who had taken possession OF
his brothers land under Il mdrtoaoe,
was prevented from tilling 1t by fam
ily mon armed with shovels and pitch
forks. In the fight woman was nearly
killed. A brother of lady named
WhitefOrd, IN Queens county, was shot
at by tenant who hal beah elected
according 10 law, and the Whitefords
have been denounced from the altar by
the Roman Catholic clergy.
A MAN IN rural town had pet calf,
which he was training up IN tho Ways
of an OK. The calf walked around very
/ peaccably under one end of the yoke,
while the man held mp the other end.
\ But in IN unfortunate moment the man
conceived the idea of putting his own
neck in the yoke, TO let the calf see how
/ it would seem to work with a partner
\ this frightened the calf, and eleyating
/ his tail and his voice, he struck "dead
run for the village, and the man went
along with head down and his plug hat
I in his hand, straining every nerve to
keep up, and crying out at the top of
| his voice, Here We como Head us,
somebody !"
/ BUCOLlC.
In tho Spring tho spurs grow longer ON the
guHdy rooster legs
Ia iho 'pring, a pullets fancy lightly turns
( 10 Thoughts Of eggs.
-I. Louis Democrat
AQUATIC.
In the Spring, the Nernal blubhor ripens IN Tie
Furnished whale
In the Spring a tadpolo's fancy turns 10
thoughts Of tail
URBAN.
Minneapolis Tribune
lu the Spring, Cd umbrella owner guns to
wCrilcr which s his.
Ia thc spring, the snda fountain hghlly tufns
totloushls 81 uxz.
4Bovion Gtt,
n01li sItt.
In the Spring. tho yagraui tom-cai hoNls with
more dice SIS ni cryi
IN the Spring, toe housewives fancy turns go
ti0ughls u rhuhari pic
Boston A.irtriisr