The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-07-11
NEW NoR.wEsTERs.

Chicago has debt of $91, 900, 900.
The present day-Your birthday.
Boston has parlor palace horse cars.
-Richardson will summer in Europe.
The financial question-How much?
1t costs $ss, 600, 600 year to run Mex
leo. 10
An Unsatisfactory meal--A domestic
broil.
The London Times looks for another
Europen war.
-Gasibaldi is SO ill that he cannot write
or feed himself.
-Twenty-one out of every thousand Ger
mans are soldiers.
fsssseless ,,:-A-l-s-.,--n
the United states.
Iowa statistics show that most mur-
derers are blue-eyed.
Lowell, Mass, turns out 739 miles of
paper collars monthly.
Who knows the name of the man who
invented chewing gum?
The Prince of Wales owes $500, 900, and
he wants his ma to pay it.
A Washington City street-wagon is
labelled thus: d" Fore Her."
-Senator Jones has bought eight blocks
of outside land at San Francisco.
The Washington Capital calls Walt.
Whitman "This antiquated misfortune"
Tho keystone in each arch of the East
river bridge at New York will weigh ten tons.
"A Danbury man is SO sensitive that he
conceals the legs of his furniture in trouser-
looms.
-" Badger Ink-slingers is what the
Wisconsin editors, in Convention, call them
selves.
The Richmond Enquirer has advices
tights.
The son of John Phoenix (Lieut Derby
is among the cadets just admitted to West
Point.
Fee simple-giving a waiter ten cents
and expecting to have good dinner
LouelJ Courier.
Several dams gave way in Rhode Island
yesterday after the vote for the Senatorship.
Boston Post.
The Toledo Blade wants to bet that
Summers monument will never be erected
unless by his relatives.
-" Clara" asked Tom, "what animal
dropped from the clouds 2" "The rain,
DEAR" was the reply.
they had Butter Convention at In
iianapolis recently. Every one present
tried to spread himself.
Prince Arthur the newly created Duke
of Connaught, is the first royal Prince whose
chief title has been al Irish one.
A timber bridge Of two hundred and
five feet span has been erected in India. 1t
:. .-.s.+a~ r-:- poll sz,5f satinwoUd.
"A sermon recently preached at Harvard
had for its text, Hebrew, and Greek and
Latin from the gospel of st. John.
An eastern paper fntimates that Treas
urer Spinner acquired his habit of profanity
while learning to read his own writing.
I'm reply to numerous correspondents,
we would say that the name Of Schurz is
pronounced to rhyme with Jinmy-Minn
Tribune
Indianapolis makesa fiourishins exhibit
of her growth since 1860. In that year the
population was $4,000, and it is now esti-
mated at $4,000.
Paul Morphy has not played game of
chess for several years. He has got into
community where draw poker pays better.
.-Brooklyn argus.
Young men are SD scarce at Memphis
that each one has to take from eight to
fourteen girls to picnic, and all want to
hang ON his arm at once.
Mexican editors don't care about an
extended circulation. The fewer subscri-
bers they have the fewer times they are
shot at.-Detroit Free Press. -
"A cautious Evansville reporter, in
speaking of a man both of whose legs were
cut off by railroad train, says ale win
probably be cripple for life.''
When a St. Louisan thinks of new
bridge at that place, lie slaps his emaciated
bosom, and says to his heart, " Be still thou
little fiutter. ."-Btooklyn Argus.
The Chicago directory is out at last,
an nice census it is to the Chicago mind !;
Annanias census it is, too, to the mind of
everybody else.-S. Louis Journal
If the handwriting on the wall had
been written on the Spinner system, Daniel
could never have translated, though he
might have been telSel-ed at it.-Rochsster
cypress.
-"Spellin' books" roared a Nevada
man, when approached by. an agent; +" No,
sir; but if you've gotany good plug tobacco,
| guess we can strike a trade. ."--Dstroit
Free Press.
Miss Anna Dickinson will spend the
summer at Marblehcad, Mass. Her admir-
ers viii find an entertaining description Of
the old town inthe July Numbers of Harper's
MagGsias.
The London Daily Telegraph sheds
journalistic tear, nearly two columns long,
over the gradually approaching time when
the elephant will he numbered among OK
tinct animals.
'I Is me brothers body here, Idunno?"
asked Pat ofthe morgue keeper. Describe
him. said the keeper. sOch,n said Pat,
"you'll know him in aminute by an imped-
iment in mis- spaaeh.'
"A Virginia sheriff asked a murderer if
he wanted to make aspeech on the gallows,
and the man replied: g Guess not, it looks
like rain, and don't want to get vet; go
on with the hanging"
"A Kansas boy earned nice Bible by
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