The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-03-12

.aK .aae3 eas8 a.beg 8 ihs sabrsfs,
sd earn Spread D. saglcsf favor o. Tie
Farpss alf na wai n4sr,isa pssl dsg.
"A editor. vho speaks witA The air
~ msn vie has discovered nsw fact
by experiences. says ttai tie Only wsy 10
fftreat bleeding u tAe bose IL 70 keep
tbe rose oat oF o,lcf peoples business.
A dog WIFE two Aia was ssta iB
6umaal9Wa ,.se olasr day. ons beloug-
20 70 az on, and was carried IN lbs mouth
~ lie lAuiae .
a sioa1 C.iy so,sl Ass black aud
1su 5sr ,hai Killed q tbgnsand rats 10 8
a5pta. Th.s be a good pua Tor the dog,
Bu. hard ga tbe hottl
A ,E1hsuee ag Keep sa s}s out
0f the farIs FesBgnplaa 81 payment
Both u oaF eyes are sirea3y o., boxing
Tor u, sad 40 are our elbows
a pack 81 wolves 10 sbcrbaurne CO.,
Minnesota, chased couple u lawyers
aFe miias. aud The Nov Orleans Repaid.
8eha ibinks Is slowed . lack OF proics-
sioual Courtesy
One can Judge something Of The "a.
tleree 81 Hsosler, from ,be statement Of
50 ll3uo.s paper that twenty men han
died over lbtty.dye cords Of wood to get
SITS rabbit.
= Kentucky editor tells thi-; We
hoar 81 s. gentleman iu this city who,
sisu Dee bsppaa. TO gei intoxicated, goes
% bis mam, gives himself q good .co.d-
ing, after which he iallcts a severe ehas-
litmeut upon himself with a stout switch
sud winds up by making himselfpromise
himself To behave himself, 10 default Of
which be viii gel another and more Sc
yere whipping.
When hrthur was a very small boy
bis mother reprimaudcd hin for some
misdemerauor. Not knowing Il bis father
began TO TAX to bin on the same subject
looking an inla his facc, Arthur said,
solemniy, Ny mother has tended 10 me.
says tie Milwaukee Sentinel: An
old Milwaukee hummer, when be read
that the women were emp,ying barrels
Of whiskey into the cutters patheiicalY
exclaimed, What happiness TO bo AZ Ohio
gutter!
AT recent tea party Ia the High
lands, Young msn who bad beea rsia-
ting bis more than wonderful exploits In
ihe various parts Of tho globe, was not a
little set back by the reply an old trav-
eler, Young man, are YOU not ashamed
to talk so when there are older liars at
The table,
"A Young man who was married IN
Detroit six months ago, has joined In the
discussion Of The question of family econ
omy, bat his contribution Is far from sat
isfAciory. | do not he says, understand
how il Is. ! used to figure II out as | sat
with my arm around her waist Sunday
lights, that all It would cost TO live
would be s2f5 a week, aud now spend
So, and am hungry bali the time,
"A Kentucky legislator was recently
missed for three days. The fourth found
him back in bis scat, To the inquiries OF
his friend be replied that be had been
sick, Being asked what the matter was,
be replied Well, some folks calls il uer.
gous chilis, others pronounce Il kind
VI affection Of the heart but, to be can.
lid, call Il plain ease Of old-iashioncd
drunk,
-~fat, said traveller, why did yoa
make the stone wall around Your shanty
80 thick Why please your honor, | hear
they have e1lrornroy high winds in
Ameriky, so thought if / built il about
as thick as il was high, II it should blow
over, Il would be just as high as 1t was
before. yer honor.
The following Is tie recommendation
idey given by a lady 10 her departing
-eryaut; The bearer has been ia my
h0a.e lcaF-m.uu. eleven month"; --
Unliug this lime she has shown herself
Il liatui--a, tbc house door; irugal-m
Eaft ntutei-ag herself; prumpl--ia
szeu.,,s lmnly -tnNard, uens laitli.
ul-t, brr isye,>s aud habtst when
tyert ifna{ But ysHi.'uai
Ne ars gary ssrry indeed, to lean,
t'.at German chemist ba- succeeded in
Hakiug Iir,ua,c brandy oat Of sawdust.
ae are !riel,i of lAs temperance move
went, aud we want 10 to succeed, but
shat glauee WIli Is have when nau can
,ake u ~ saw and go out aud get
,ruuk with a fence rails What is the Use
IT'S prohibition liquor law il man /.
Die 90 make brandy sinasbes out OF thc
sauge. ua hls f5oI, OF il he can get dc.
finm tremens by drinking the leg. OF hi,
Atleiea chairs, You may shut au iucbfi.
.,c cut 81 a gin shop, aud keep him away
ssotu lANeru.. but If he can become up.
cartons 90 boiloi saw.dust sud dessies.
ted wiudaw.eils, auy effort at reform
Hsust necessarily be- a failure. II will be
ahe therefore ifgac temperance societies
butcher that German chemist before be
goes ans further lli, recipe ought not
go ba made pubJo. he should be stuffed
With distilled board yards uulil he perish.
rs aiih ladatl % pata, -- Ma AdeleF
Mr., rallmau, Of llalboro, doesn't
take as much interest IN The study OF nat.
ara history a. he used TO. lie hiss a fine
aquatiam. aud On Wednesday be thought
be would spend bali 80 hour studying