The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-06-11

/ = OAoAo 40 one Time more than another
when woman should be left alone. it is
when fuli line of clothes comes down in the
mud. e. r5ata " ,1aa3i ,43s~A t@@7a
4 tnefe ever is time when a man is JUS
tined IN changing the subject suddenly. it is
when his wife asks if he posted that letter to
mother promptly. 'ags"'&s@ '"A
7 II MISS is as good as mile, how good is a
Mrs II she is widow, she will be good
Tor league under any Gil cumstances.
The New Orleans Picayune wants some
OF the female crusaders to visit the city. and
Try ana remove some of the bars from the
mouth OF the Mississippi. a.li ast,3 hit 10
A susceptible young man whose health
is good deal impaired in consequence OF
Angehna's failure to reciprocate his love,
says That his Is an aggravated case Of Anae-
lima pectorisi. p .9mta. 4 hga ,@aao7
\ carman Is an Individual who wants you
to nave your furniture all ready to load at
A. M, and comes around in the afternoon
to see if you have done it.
| BoWdoin College student, home on a
vacation, recently told his father that among
the studies of the next term, by far the most
Important was that Of "Chroaic Sections"
1t is stated as a fact that there isn't
drunkard in the Texas legislature, though
all the members are moderate drinkers
4 But then We don't know what they mean by
i "dfunkard' or moderate Drinking in
Texas. s.ataeg ars f.en .b.t 4o....ta54
Ardent lover-"Adelaide, if | could only
die at your feet, what contentment! Then
would be happy!" Adelaide (unapprecla-
tiVely)-'I beg your pardon, but in that ca Sc
the enjoyment would be wholly on my
side ~ nav Ul .haaH
Ia A Bergali paper supplies neat !nstance
4 OF confusion Of metaphor. Crtlcising the
income tax, 1ur contemporary hopes the
government Will not repeat the blunder of
killing the calf which daily produces the
golden egg"
motel keeper gave an organ.grnder a
dollar week ago, and every day since the
grateful man has taken his station in front
OF the hosel and played for three hours at q
stretch. The boarders are getting up sub
scription to send him West.
Whether it is good or bad is, merely a
question for the conscience, the determine
tion of course being influenced to certain
extent by locality. In Nevada, chicken
! fights are held for the benefit OF the church,
and In Montana the magistracy decide how
the stakes on q prize fight sh ell go. .,a+...
So'iloQuy by an old toper-"They. say
whisky, is curse. And they say brandy Is
curse. And they say tobacco is another
curse. Well, wish all those curses would
come home to roest, and roost low at that,
so as could pull Fem down whenever /
wanted 'em."
Mrs. Darlington moved this spring to q
house on the railroad, and she likes it very
much. at is SO pleasant and sociable," she
says, swhen Ike Is of, to see the cars forty
times a-day pass pro and con before the win
dows." 4estg t.s@ e, .s-r.. et.ssa a
AS one result of the panic, several of the
upper ten" have felt it duty to give up
their pews in fashionable churches, aud I
things go on at this rate they fear they may
have to relinquish their boxes at the opera.
81 am not lazy" said loafer "but was
born tired And that's why don't like to
work - a.4 s#f sa ns.5.s...a .8t .a ....-
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