The enquirer southerner., 1874-10-23
Shariuos.

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A spirited you'i'--0Ar j al .
drur K.
Time flies, and fly time is passing
awAy.
Moving for a new triaI--Cpar'- |
ing second wife.
The best thro" upon 'he 'itcr, T.
to throw thera away.
Trusting too much 10 Other, c',,.
is the rain of many.
When is literary like S'nok" =
When it comes in volumes.
Real glory springs from ti:.- =.
lent conquest Of ourselves
Use comu:on salt 70 r"".ov" "g1
stains from silver spoon.
4 constantly recarrl.I ,',i ,.>-.-
truthful staten enc--' I'n' tp''~ ar"
not all dead yet.
Many lose the opportunity of
saying kind thing by waiting to
weigh the matter too long.
The juice of ripe tomatoes will
remove the stain ot walnut from the
hands without injury to the skin.
Politeness is like an air-cushion
there may be nothing in it, but it
eases our jolts wonderfully as We
journey along the rough road of
life.
| MY DEAR said a rural wife to
her husband, on his return from
town, what was the sweetest thing
you saw in bonnets in the city?'
The ladies faces, my love
What is your name, little boy?
inquired the Sunday shool teacher
of a ten,ycar~oId. julie EOh,
no: your name is Julious.' And
what is your name?' he inquired Of
a second youth, Bilious.
A gentleman who landed from an
Erie express rain, attracted uni~
versal attention by the magnifcence
of his diamond breastpin. He was
supposed to be hackman from
Niagara Falls.
Poor Max Adeler, Hear what
he has to say about a hotel clerk
{ [ can shake hands with a governor,
sit beside an alderman, and smoke
with State Senator, and never
feel my littIenes5; but when ] come
to stand in the presence of a mod
ern hotel clerk | feel that awe and
inferiority which tourists feel as
they stand in Yosemite valley and
look up at the mountain tops thou
sand feet above.
4 Jealous but ignorant negro
preacher, in expounding to his flock
as to the astounding nature of mir
acles, got trifc confused in the
matter. He said: my beloved
friends, the greatest of all miracles
was bout the loves and fshes-dere
was 5000 loavcs and 1000 fishes,
and twelve postles had 20 eat dem
all, and the miracle is dey didn't
bust.
The Louisville Ledger has been
puzzled for long time to know
why the women of Massachusetts
make more noise than their sisters
in other states. Archbishop Wha,
teley once pronounced a similar
conundrum Why do white sheep
eat more than black ones ? and ans
swered it with the invitable reply =.
Because there are more of them
\ negro once said in a PRAYER
meeting: d" Drcdren, when I was
t bog took q hatchet and went IN
to %e woods. When | foual Il &c
dat was straight and big and solid,
di-?n't touch dat tree bat when
found one !eanin' little, and hol-
Ter inside, | soon had him down.
So when de debble goes after Chris
tians he don t touch dem dat stand
straight and true, but dem dat lean
little and are holler inside"
On Sundays Montreal is the most
orderly town on earth. The obser-
vance Of the day indicates CON-
scicntious piety in the majority of
the people. The churches of every
denomination are full of devout
worshippers, and but for the rumb>
ling of the street cars, no sound
would disturb the quiet. Every
liquor shop and bar is vigorously
closed under city ordinance, and
drinkers have to provide their drinks
beforehand.
GETTING RID OF OwLs.-An
old farmer who was troubled by
owls that invaded his hennery got
rid of them in rather novel man
ner. One nigLt he ground scy-
the blade very keen, split a long
pole at the top, inserted the blade,
and hoisted the pole. The birds of
wisdom never lit on this but once.
One gallon of owltoes were picked
up next morning, and the farmer