The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-03-07
PARAGRAMI.ETS.

-Four marriage licenses granted las
mouth.
Col. Joe Teal has been in the city
several DAYS.
Ciruit Court meets OH the 23d inst.
and there promises to be a fair docket.
The cup that neither cheers nor
lnebriates--the hic-cup.
A class oftwenty-eight is to be put
through the fourth degree by Tangent
Grange to-day.
The latest definition of pride is
walking witha ctlle when you amt
lame.
We learn that the measles are still
spreading in Jefferson and vicinity
which is very encouraging news.
Our old friend Riley Kirk, of
Brownsville, swapped converse with
It's on Monday.
A. Wheeler & Co., of Shetkl, have
large variety of goods, which they
are offering at bargains. A hint to
the wise, &c.
When your antagonist is getting the
best of yon in the argument, you had
better strike out-tnr home.
The very latest fee paid to the min
lister for performing the marriage
ceremony was IN bntter. The parties
Represented the cream of society.
Mr.. II. Davidson. of ShetId, called
or Wednesday. He was here Oh
Road Supervisor business. ~
The Supper and Sociable at the
Opera House, for the benefit OF the
paStOr OF the N. E. Church, on
"Wednesday evening, vas a pleasant
OCCASION.
Five Thousand dollars worth of
peanuts lgrnber peas is said to be the
yield of three-acre sand patches in
Virginia, which is certainly over
average.
The Linn County Medical Society
met in this city on Monday. We have
it from the Secretary that it WAS a
very interesting occasion.
The Champions of the Red Cross
start off with about fifty members,
which they propose to double in the
next few weeks.
A Wisconsin man has sued his wife
for slander, and demands $4,000.
Why not?
The lates show of cannibalism is an
advertisement in one of the daiIies for
"a good girl tocook." lfcannibalism
must be INDUCED in here in Webfoot,
why not select the bad girls first?
Rev. Isaiah Wilson las been labor
ing under severe attack of erysipelas
during the week. His Hines was
thought dangerous at first, but by
good attention and faithful nursing
he is now out of danger.
The Moantaineer Of February 2stn
contains the notice Of the MARRIAGE Of
Oliver jackson. one Of linn county's
tallest sons. to Mrs. Mary Van AIsten.
of Dalles. OILS friends here wish him
tile fullest happiness.
Speaking ola deceased person, an
Iowa paper remarks: 'tHe was good
man, but ne sometimes bet on tile
wrong horse, the same as the rest of
u.s."
AT OorVallS, ON saturday afternoon,
through a detect in the filIe, the build
ng in which Miss Lou simpson has
'een teaching school, caught fire.
Tie fire boys went for it, but as the
water supply was insufficient, buckets
we're brought into requisition and the
ire put out.
March came in like lyon. The
torn that commenced on Saturday
continued until Tuesday, at first rain +,
ng, hut winding up with a pretty fair
now Storm. At times during the
prevalence Of the storm, high winds
'revailed, making the strongest build
ng tremble.
1t is said that a lady in the rural
istricts, since a severe fit Of sickness. :,
as been seized with the rhy ming :,
mania she can't speak without rhym- !
lg. She takes on after this fashion
1t would give me, Matilda, enor- :
mons relief, "
If you'd cook those potatoes and 1
beans with the beef. b