The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-09-12
32s
Items. 80 -

Children fed on New York milk re-
quirc no chalk mixture.
The Reformed Synod has decided not
to unite with the Presbyterian church.
The art of Book keeping taught in
one short and easy lesson never lend
them.
1t is true that one swallow doesn't
make summer, but it comes summers
near it. ,,24
A yonng mans affections are not
always wrong, but they are generally
misplace 4F
Is it those dead letters that smell 40
SO bad says my wife to me as we passed
the Post Office.
A baker has invented new kind Of
yeast 1t makes bread so light that a
pound of it weighs only four ounces.
Sally said lover to his intended,
give us kiss, will you?' 'No, shan't
said Sally; help yourself
a man in San Francisco has boldly
started the theory that it hurts China
man to be stoned to DEATH ga4
a Delewarc obituary; sHis hat wasn't
always cooked over the left ear,
but he didn't owe butcher in town
lie has left void that cannot be
easily filled, as the Bank director touch
iugly remarked Of the absconding CASH
icr. 7as s4
u
a Yankee wanted the Bridge of
Sighs pointed out to him and thcn Of
!crred to bet America had several brid
ges twice the size.
An old lady, hearing somebody say
The nails arc very Irregular st was
just SO in myyoung days, no trusting
any of en-
A Kentucky gentleman didn't get
mad until he had been called tliar'
eighty one times. The monosony of
the thing srilsd him.
Tho last 1ittls girIwhe has ropcd' her
s:.say 10 glas laughter Of Dennis
hlilionay u Tsy IN: =:
times aud then died.
The Right Hon. Benjamin, Disraeli's
constitutes have presented him with the
exact sum which he spent in securing
his election, Pl, SIC los. sidW4SYs
A Western member of Congress who
interpreted NJ G. to mean More Cur
rency, was made to understand that it
meant Mighty Corrupt. 49,,
One pint Of whisky cost jury in
Sullvans Ill, about $500 the other day
eleven jurors having been 11fined by a fc
rocious judge $50 each for drinking in
jury room.
Last year farmers of Guthrie county.
Iowa, burned their corn because, thew
couldn t sci! it. Now they travel miles
to purchase it, and pay half dollar a
bushel Tor it to feed their horses
] here is not man, woman or child
in this house who has arrived at the age
OF fifty years but has felt the truth thun
dcrny through their minis for CO Itu
rcs.'
Women have many advanta res over
men: one of them is, that his will has
no operation till he is dead, where as
hers generally takes place in her life
time.
| There are two reasons why more peo-
pie don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any business,
and the other is that they haven't any
mind
ElLovc of Wayne County, Ohio.
climcd a tree to shake out a coon. Tho
dogs heard something drop and went
for it but it was not the coon. It was
Eli.
You have played the dcnco with nv
heart, said gentleman to lady, who
was his partner in social game of whist
at an evening party. Well replied
the lady with an arche smile, it was
because you played the knave'
The first photographer has opened
his saloon In Truckoc, Nevada, and has
been shot at by miner whoinsisted on
having his picture taken by slamp light
as he was going away early ia the morn
ing.
An old clergyman spying3a boy Green
ing through the fonce exclaimed
What crawling through the. fence !
Pigs do that 'Yos,' rotortol the b,y.
anu old hogs go along the street. :
A youngss man who has recently tn.
kena wife, says he did not find il half