Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-02-12

lind some to suit, soiif you've q mind, III s
just smellrpountls S
The Yankee snelled around without
being suited, untilethe Druggist got tired
of him, and, taking a bottle, Of ,hsrtshora. !,
said: ,n'''i !
i"I've got scenting stuff that viii Suit
you. "A single drop Oh your kandkersd'
chief will last for weeks, and you canptiTq
wash it out, but tp, get the scent oft you q
must take II big smell.'-
"Is that 81, lhisters Wal, Just hotdo4
aIninnit, till I set my lbreatlii and whemas
Iisay meow, YOU put thunder myIsniel- ~
slers.'' r,->sv,,.-- --rst-a -..,-,
& The directions were, of curse; followed
and theii ankeen was nearly knocked off
pegs; but recovering Himself, 1 lie. .eS-
claimed:
"chain litsnin. ist Dr7usggsaf4 D7s a4'f@ll6 Is ll6s
top Of my head on? Sal doi't Wtan1t1 1no.t nSoEtid
thin, Ike tliat itsouidi breakup a campsss
ihleetin, in ten enlninates. You hainit geti3
right kind of scontin' 'stnif
young man who went West. FROM
Danbury, a few months ago, has sent
only one letter home. It came tIsridaIyi i!lsss
1t said, "send inc a Wig, Aid his aaalldas
parents-don't wheathefh heis sealp ped M
or married. SIS
drunken ffsl INV wandered inlo IaslsI
sslnd school salisl topis seat with the ss
Pfini PfiinIis q iaFs;
ted him; 81 go s
"Why, Jt James, do do yon know 4 what III 5!8 conf
dition you are ili?'' i','1f.af -'iite''tt' :afli
"Yes,m'm is tie gall Of bit'pess an
bonds of 'niquity. Ask me some more
qucsns." T # 7''-.T ''1.iiii -
Father was Greeley elected 'sa asked kiedi'
an nnsophistieatea twelve year Old of q
his Republican sire. Starting apeiwithii
as'onishment tho latter answered, isNp;.
why boiyou ask snalra foolish llqNe4tion2@'.i
Because sailitlie boy, i.:.yop said last,
fall i: Greeley was elected there, would,
he panic, and everybody says there iis is
= panic now; 50 thought Greeley must
nc elected" stiRH sd3ea
"NlotheE don,tyou wish you had the
root Of evil iny your garden?" '.3'1 -.
"Why, Josh, you sarpent, Whit do youe
mean?" i ua t9d ssa 4
"As moneys the root of all evil, ,ifiws,
had the treeAcouldn,t Mc get all the pre-
cious stuH:" SIX aIly
@Dosl you, you pesky yarmint you're
Citing too smart, en:ieely; that's what
comes ofsending boys to nacadcmies."
On one Of tn trips Of an AspinwsA
steamer the stecrage, passengers ,weYe. 50.
numerous as to make them uncomforta;
bic. The sleeping ACCOMMODATIONS we're
artly described by a Californian, @hoapg
preached the captain and said; bpns.au
81 should like to have sleeping berth,
ifyou please" 4,.,5l hrs
why, where have YOU. been sleeping
these last twonights since we left:''
"Wa'al, I've been sleeping 4 top oofa
sick man; but he's got Better now, and
won't stand it no lonser.p ,u1ip ip
TIE GEANGEs. The Pacific Rural
Press thus sums up the objects Of the
New Order: 4 p t1lJ
l. The ennoblcment of labor tan,l. the
producing classes.
.. Bringing ciosely 'togcthcr The
producer and consumer. ST ,3a aiieSti
9. Mutual Instruction. Tho lighteuing
Of labor BY ditli'4insl better kpo8Sll,eagos
| olits aims.
q Social culture. ''s't i12ital
D Maiaal relief IN sickness and adver-
sity. F,i.
6. Prevention Of litigptiop. sai,
g. Prevention OF, craoIty 90 animals.
S. The overthrow Of the credit system.
8. Building UP and fostering home in
dustries. 4f,f
10 Mutual protcctionto to hugbandmeh
against shaTcrs and monopolists "