Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-09-24
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FACTS AND PAMeIEs,

FACTS AND FANCIES. .iiiD1i Sd
I The wicked flea. g Is amt sd r1i,ofits ID
the biting, If only the plagney thihgdn !
wouldn't keep getting up and sitting
down all the time. Exactly. 20 3iittss,iss
OF miserly man who died Of Jsbftoqa
ening OF the brain, O local psper, aaid axa
His head gave way, but his hand m q, ~
never 1sS e did: His brain eoftsned, but =.
60" Gan you do the landlord in sthe,ee
Lady of Lyons 2'n gaid o manager to-
o seodly actor. g j should think L
might, was tho answer, ts I have done ayg
great many landl lords 81 fI.s s. II, n.,., !,
Boys will be boys. At Alton I'll. 5 IS
preacher asked all Snnnay-schooi y
scholars to stand up who intended t6a 20
GUS. All but lame girl, STOOD up.
isas, who was lately sentenced tBothssts
state prison for horse stealingy appliadr II
to his isemployers to be continued on, the. -
Journal as penitentiary correspond lent. 'lu
THE Detroit Free Press nnh haaS u
just returned from Saratoga. He sayat eyv
"The Saratoga bellies merely taste food i,
at the table, but fee the walters toS oStsJ
bring square meal mp the back lGt
STAIRS si;s 4 s Fis I ~,
"A I" three.card monte expert ia re,;3, !,
ported Co have offered the directors .of
the Union Pacific railroad q, bonus s6ftd J
SIC, 900 per annum for the exclusive les,
right to play his little game in theiirr. rr.,;;
sleeping cars. ~ sst 81 - e sass.'it y,
little Johnnie is dead, but beforeoI'
his spirit was waited to the angels heIs;i
requested that q watermel vine ! might II
be allowed to wander at VIII over His
green grave, that it might be, d wafning;dt
to future generations. n I;if, !,,g, s, jtlo
-' Pa, who is Many Voters ?ins asked
ayoung hopeful Of his sire. "Don't
know him, imy son why p q is'tteC CoSIIts
saw you Bignin' his name TO that Ietterd,
you got the other night sskin; you to
run for alderman" !" Sh-h-h, my y son, a5onLssat'
here's nickel; |; ;go and getsome candy.a
"A Miss Rsikstraw, of St. Oswald .je
Grove, Manchester, has recovered e1O0a
breach Of promise i images from Joseph ~
o. Nottingham, d Portsmouth engineef. 81
This is thesort of thing Joseph used tor. !.
send her during his i've years court !.
ship:. .sssis OIL iit
I ask not IL the world unfold \ -.
1 fairer form than thine, ,isi.. =, d, s!Sfst
Tresaes moro rich in glowing gold,
And eyes Of o sweeter shine. ilSisli
1t is enough for me to know s siviid5y no, \
Thou, too, art fair to sight :; &
That thou hast looks OF golden glow, = sin:oa
And eyes of playful Light. y = u, M d
"A Kentucky crusader confessed thee
llother day that she had kissed sixteen
men, and thus drawn them from the in
toxicating bowl. She gave the names 4
OF the men, however, and their wivea.a
are now inquiring with much anxiety
whether whisky drinking is as bad as Il -
is generally supposed to be. 20
The pounding Of the stomach forli
a Orr 20 <,f Ivycv of
good joke the other day. Two men 2
were describing what they had donetoui
cure themselves. Do you knead your
stomach 2" "I-I-couldn't get along
without it !" responded the other, Id
the last stage of astonishment. iaait a
In one of the Cape towns young
scholar, the first day of school, was .
asked her name by the teacher, and re- A't
piled. Her fathers name was the next :,
question. and she did not know his first
name. The teacher then asked her.
"What does your mother call him ?"i
"You Jaokass," said the child. a 80
"A miss. upon whose faxen eurls
the suns OF fourteen summers had shed
noon. weeping ns if her heart would !.
break, and meeting playmate, ex-
claimed, in paroxysm Of grief, go,
Dora, we were engaged to be married,
and Charley's got the measles = 8;
"A lady sitting in her parlor, and ems
gagged in the dreamy contemplation of
the moustache of the young gentleman
who was to escort her and her sister To,
musical festival, was suddenly awsk-,
ened by en- ominous whisper in juvsn-
lie voice at the door, "You'ye got
AIMS teeth, and she wants 'ep." sw
The cash sales of the grange Coop
erative store at Los Angeles, CAL,
amounted to over $4,000 the first
month. They not as middlemen for ali
farmers, both buying and selling. A.,
new paper mill is to be started, the cap
ital to be furnished by the Grangers,a
and the water power donated by the
city.
"A gentleman of Lake George, after
waving his handkerchief for half an
hour Or more at an unknown lady,
whom he discovered at distant point
on the shore, was encouraged by
warm response to his signals to ap!
proach his charmer.. Imagine his feel
ipgs, when on drawing nearer he saw
that it was his own dear wife whom he
had left at the hotel but short time
before. why, how remarkable we
should have recognized each other at
such distance2" exclaimed both in the
same breath and then they changed
the subject. .4.,
Rev. DR.. Cuyler writes: Say what
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