, 1874-07-26
Hu;YIGR.

Something about dogs-Fieas.
-Be temperate in diet. Our first parents atc
| themselves out OF honse and home.
An lows editor has branded his contempo-
rary as 4 "mangy dog-a disgrace to his ONT
| feas.''
| Why is kettle tied to dogs tail like death
Because it is bound to occur.
The feet that are covered with buuions NAV
| not be Rtylsh but thsy are certainly noJbY.
| IA good way to restore man apparently
| drowned is to first dry hin thoroughly inside
and out, and then clap speaking -truinper to
bis ear and inform him that his mother-in-l law Il
dead.
a young man who was separating from his
sweetheart, and who was afraid OF his idols
father, was told by the girl to s'Do write aud
fear not"
"A stout old woman got mad. Saturday, be-
cause q photographer wouldn't let her fan her
self whilo she had her picture taken,
"A marriage was broken up in Duluth By tho
young man making an unexpected call and find
ing the poodle dog playing with his true loves
glass eye.
When man breaks his neck irving to pet
out Of the way Of a. lightning bug supposng
it to be the headlight OF locomotive it ia time
for linn to sign the pledge.
-"Ihey say q woman can't keen secret" re-
marked D1vltlon street woman to her husband
"put Martha Jones told me iu confidence laEt
night that she is to be married soon. and +
haven't even tolT you"
Who is the lazlost man? The furniture deal
er; he Keeps chairs and lounges about all tho
time
"A lecturer aptly demonstrated the theory
that heat generates motion by pointing to bov
who accidentally sat down on pieco Of Lighted
punk.
Tho bite Of man is said to breed hydronho-
bia, but this news won't diminish tie num5er OF
couples who COO over the gates IS the evening"
shadons lurk in the cherry-trees.
10 remove dandru1-Go out on the plains
and insult an Indian.
-I8u,ila1v ff;erra}rA-+s vou ,nua+ -,t ....--
that bed with your boots on!'' Boardcr-"O.
never mind, they're only an old pair. The bed
bugs cant hurt 'en. Ill risk it, anyhow
Tom: what in the world put natrmonY into
short OF shirte" oe
a Kansas echoo1-mn'am wouldn't dismiss
school to lot the scholars see circus procession
go bF, and tho Board OF Trustees have secured a
teacher who ism SO stuck up.
Head master (eweetly)-HaEe You caucht
ANYTHING, Brown? Brown, the truent-No, sir;
no1alig, slr- Head master (still more sweetly)
We'll. como to my study At 10 to morrow morn
lng, and you shaU catch something.
=" y hat are you doing there:' said grocer
to fellow who Was stealing his lard = nm,
getting fat" Was the reply.
1t 1s startling mystery how the presence OF
an old maid and bald-hcaded man will ca+t a
gloom over picnic party, which even picElod
CLANS can only partially dibpel.
Jones, whose wlfes rnailensname Was Cl;za
confded to his destined biograpLer tie fact tl!nt
he once (aad but once) after nedIock INDUCED
himself IN allusion to the devil As tue father
Of 'Lize." Since that lie has found 1T more con-
duclEe 70 mutual confidence to call people By
their right names.
"A year ago young man would be real good
70 his mother on the promise Of shirt which
oortoned behind, but now such promise wouldn't
s"etxe him IN inch,
,-Ihe Virginia youth who wouldn't enter col
~ because the faculty wouldn't let him bring
a. ~ snieo coach-dogs along, struck strong blow
az tne M xeEy roots Of despotism.
"nen h4chlgan woman Was taken from