National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1874-04-10
MISCELLANEOUS MsMs.

L <H<1N<S1<SaH ~ O0 - 49,.
Tbs last smart old man iiyesi In Augusts county
Va. He Is 81 years Of age, and7 made bis own
conn the other day.
A Western clergyman recently described the
Syrians who were commanded BY Nsaman Is .
band Of rutfians and bIacklegs
The University OF Oxford is about to confer the
honorary degree Of d. O. L. upon Pref. Reinhold
PAUL., OF Gsttingen, Germany.
One Of the New York spring Bonness has ball
CT lace hanging at the bssk. The milliner said
that she couldn't ind any enterprise ier1t.
ST. Augustine, Florida, claims to be the. winter
Newport, though its only resemblance to Newport
consists in price Of board ut the hotels.
Mills, the pianist, is o standing proof that It
doesn't take ten mills to make o cent. As things
look, he has Q fair chance to become millionaire.
Bob, how is your sweetheart getting along?"
pretty well, guess. She says needn't calF
any more"
An English wag asserts that machinery Is the
most modest Of all things, since 1t almost always
travels In cog.
mas, Is anxious to get married and go abroad, as
she says she can't be romantic In her native city
during tho pig-sticking season.
III
"SaVo my country, Heaven n but the last words
Of another great man, who died I'm Jamaica last
week, were, BURY me with my wig on"
Several ladies nror,,,.,, q, ,,..-,,r o,,o,o, q,
Chicago. have fornad Az ...o.,attan $50 -
have named the ..Osrv anuh ~ n honor os ' .Ss
Gary sisters.
A no,ro,,
dovn dssS rtTa aoshs .ns iac. 1nAt man zen
vet there are naon,s whn as,,i ms na' ssy; ana
gerous habit"
Another triumnb ,o- ..,sr,,e, q.
dent CLARK. Of the AaricuItnraI ooii.na. - ..a
herst, has last completed the tann,no Of a r,.nIo
tree at an ernensa of ann
An exchange asks. SIS tbsrs a,v+br,r Tho, mn,
cannot dor, To which DR.. wood Of me CtIss9ow
(Ky) Tines, replies: ayes. sir. We have nevar
known one suckie baby.n
A osn,lem,n h.. ao,- ,o,,,,
81. stsrs ~ 80. "a 49, ~ po ,N 10 ISu "
to come down. His master followed and sound
"a. Partridge" on the doorplate. This illustrates
the force of instinct,
Dobats ava, av,n,h
of bis cIass IN natr-.I So 49, so"one,
tbo hov. conedan,I- uwrO. ' 60 81, S"Iu
claimed IN, -sston;.h., $50, "a OK
y.IIed the triumnbant no.
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teIegranhed ano,ber a, IN. go ~ ,Se,
ma fuIi naYticuIara or tba 49, " TS. oS-
came. uYou will fnd them IN Gono,,. !,
ar
,.,s -, - Co ~ ~ nuaureu POUNDS,
.h ~ ~, 'a' Sunua y-scnooI
1919. " pup s1iu he' would
P O. ~, =, ar -, a. as, ,.'.i.
~, 49,, 800 oon pliments ever paid
nun was sns. "nion spoke OF the late Jonas
hsing i've H.. nianos rrard sa,,as noIoS' %
Inc remark Oh severe lady, who says that
male Is only muie spelled wrong, Is supplemented
oy tne ne" otieans ftedyuns with the declara-
ZION tna'' sceoruing 70 Latin authorities, woman
s maaer.
"One ofthe peculiar effects of hasheesh in acute
s,,-..,, " singular in-
tn - p.s ~ piays upon "orus. :
i..,da - a , 10 ;a1,, VIA siuionoo On tne
=, aI =, AA'' Nv ouR eui'ots al
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DON'T MAKO rnn.b r,onsv Th.ro 80 oy,on,I.o.
bovev.r In tha cat wa., A ,avsas -,
. ooo acrss Of nd 80, vUah.t. e. sos eoo
and sovad roo ac-ss IN vba"t IT. 80 -" ~
has netted sao ooo from, h,s o,or, Irh,t oha,ao
for hundreds Of halEstarved attorneys in New
York who are trying to reap livelihood by SOW
ing discord between families.
Here is Bit of conversation 1ateIv ovs-baard
in a street in ProyIdence betveen n wanna Iedv
and gentleman: "OharIcy did Won aver bear !,
said that IL n person found a fonr.Iaored clever
and nut IL I'm their shoe the f;rs, oon,Ismon ~
lady the person walked with would he their ms
band or yife9r "No. neyer heard or II before ~
swell. I found one and mt n IN INV shoe this
morning, and YOU are the first one I have vaIked
with. wonder If IL In true.n
The sr,cos,,r, aeo,, or .,,
sitting hen "a TINS rsoordod = 49,. p,I.
picking some splinters from the cbIp.yard rsome
four or Ave inches long, she bound than ARMY IN
the hons leps. leaving onIy the hin ioints IN
working order. BiddIe was outwIt,ed like the
old Dutchman,s hen. shs vouId have N sit ,tand-
ing up."
.here was young man IN Cnicaso,
1870 az .'1 may 70 your pa 60
Ans ~ iSr your mana
m. u .,s youf houses anu land
ms 'iiniu young man Oh lineage.
There was young girl in Chicago,
And she said: "If you don't lot my paw go
Your eyes will scratch
And your hair will snatch,