The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-06-08

their position and contradict themselves |
everything is easier to them than to face |
the simple fact that they have been thor
oughly defeated, and must begin life anew.
- George Eliot.
A definition for Sir Henry Thompson
Cremation consumc-ation devoutly to be
wished.
Out in Montana, when they start man
down hill in a barrel, they speak of his
appearance in new role
A feminine student takes the scientific
honors at the Indiana State University this
year.
AS an excuse for rejecting a widowcr
fair young damsel informed friend that
''she did not want a 'warmcd-ovcr man"
A creature of impulse-thc impulsivc
donkey who fancicd that he was in for n
penny, found himself in for pound.
| Most kinds of roots and barks are now
used as medicines, except the cube root and
the bark of dog.
What are the most unsocable things in
the world? Nllc-stones. You never see
two of them together.
bank must be poor place 20 impart
secret, as there is cash ear and u teller
| there constantly.
The longest word in the English language
is smiles, because there is II mile between
the first and last letters.
Accomplishing thing by indirection;
For Il doctor to keep patients waiting by
putting on his door In Directly.
| When deaf and dumb lovers are married
two members of the wedding party are sure
to be unspcakably happy.
4 celebrated barrister was in the habit
of saying: always study the feasibility of
case before | undertake it.
n California poet has bought mule
and Il brother poet chronicles it MS n re-
markablc instance of sclf-posscsson.
\ revolving fragment of the paleozoic
age collects no cryptogamous vegetation
is new translation of II popular provcrb
The reverse of the School for Scandal
school in which very few members of So
ciety are brought up--a charity school.
The difference between perseverance and
ohstinacy is that one often comes from n
strong will, and the other from a strong
won't.
The fishing rods over the shoulders of
many. nowadays, show that the bent of
! the public mind is the bend of hood, and
! the line OF action is fish line
When you come to talk of feeding large
| families. think of the British East Indian
/ Government with three million famine
stricken people on lis hands.
II hls been said that every man comforts
! himself with the assurance that there are
| two things he can accomplish whnevcr he
! feels inclined give up the use OF tobacco
and learn French.
In life it is difficult TO say who do you
the most mischief enemies with the worst
intentions, or friends with the best. Bul-
wcr
There never lived man who was lionlzcd,
says an exchange, that it did not spoil.
That editor evidently forgot the prophet
Daniel.
Mnnic-rm in such quandary; for, if
| turn my back on Charley. he becomes Of
Tended at once, AMI if | don't he can't see
my new buckle What shall | do?
Better than reading the riot act or calling
out the fire engines is the way Detroit has
OF dispensing a crowd. There they simply
propose taking up collection for poor
widow. 1t never fails.
A tempting inducemcnt--cheerfu agent
for life assurance company-The advantage
Of our company is, that you do not forfeit
your policy either by being hanged or COM
hitting suicide! Pray take prospectus!
1t makes us proud when our love of a
mistress is returned; it ought to make us
prouder still when we can love her for hcr
self alone, without the aid of any such sell
fish reflection. This is the religion of love.
Il IIazlitt
Why are doctors called phy scians, nam.
ma? said an inquisitve little girl to her