The Toledo chronicle. [volume] (Toledo, Tama County, Iowa) 1873-1924, 1874-03-12
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Mirrors were invented because
women are SO iorgetful OF their looks.
The wavs Of Women-anywhers
from ninety to two hundred pounds.
There are now fifteen young ladies
IN the Yale Art School In New Ha-
i ven.
Mrs. Polly Powers turns her beat.
ty and her wit to account ~ To.
peka lobbyist.
Women are now eligible to any
Office of school control or manage.
ment in Pennsylvania.
The Iowa Lsgialsiure hes female
tpessmaste, : female engrossing clerk,
ana female paper-foider.
Married ladies now allow their
husbands names to appear on their
visiting cards, because it is the fash
ion "abroad."
A Connecticut Mrs, aged IL, was
refused a divorse last week. The
Judge didn't consider hor old enough
to 60 alone.
A man in Duluth is So mean that
he quarrels with his wife about the
politics Of the paper she expands
hor hustle with.
A writer in the GALAXY says that
woman reads the well known prov.
erb thus: ITO err is feminine, to
forgive impossible"
The man whose hair turned white
in single night is surpassed by .
Boston glrl who lost hers completely
in one dance.
An Oswcgo IN. W womsn says
she cannot pray, but she will shoot
the first man who furnishes her hus'
baud with liquor.
Six young ladies IN Washington
are indignant because they have not
once been spoken OF as the rcigning
bellies OF tho season.
A widower replied to sympa.
thlzing visitor at tho funeral OF his
wife. "Well, yes, shall miss her;
Tin bus,lcs. with capacity for hold
ing collon OF liquor may bs bought
Inv Buffalo ladies who wish to do y
little smuggling over the Canadian
limo.
They do things in style in Ierro
IIautc. for the fashionable travelling
costume Of bride In that refined To-
cality is a white tar!etan dress and
black muff.
An Iowa farmer, married only
seven weeks, offers to bet that hls
wife can whip panther. Hes haa
to run in debt for wig, and he is
posted aa to her qualifications.
London will shortly Eave sorosis,
with Husbands hall attached,
whore the coarser sex may smoke
his cigars until his particular charge
is ready for his company home.
An old lady jumped off an Ohio
railroad to recover her muff, and
when they backed up and found her.
saws the local reporter, deaths
clammy fingers had clutched her
throat"
A fashion editrcss say that ccono.
nv must come in somewhere. When
ladies' ware SO much lace and elk
about their necks and collars, dress.
skirts must necessarily be narrow and
scent.
An Ohio woman, II is said, - at
work upon patent watch which will
have hands so made and adjusted -
to seize the wcarer by ths coat COL
lor ever evening about ten o'clock
and walk him of home. Ten gross
have been mado.
A newly married lady in Haddon.
fed, N. J., hid toy snake in her
husbands boot q few days ago
Benedick, on discovering tho reptile.
took critical look at himself in tho
MIRROR and then went for his denl.
John and threw it into q pond.
An unoommonly largo boar has
fallen before the unerring musket Of
Mrs. Harriets Augusta Smith, Of
Wisconsin. If this doesn't prove
that women should be allowed
to vote then there il no virtue
in platform logic.-St. Louis RI.
paqlician.
A little forc-year.old Water.
town girl went running into the
house the other day, exclaiming
Mamma, mamma, I've seen Jack
Frost I've seen Jack Frostl Where