The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-03-14
EVANGELICAL CORNER.

Fashionable bellies in New York wear
bud on their left shoulder.
| The old-fashioned handkerchief rings are
revived for the 999th time.
Striped and dotted materials will be
fashionable next summer.
Nellie Grant acknowledges her engage
ment, and will be married early in spring.
Women are now eligible to any Office of
school control or management in Pennsyl-
vania.
It is affirmed that Whitelaw Reid will
soon lead Miss Ida Greeley to the hynenial
altar. ..
An old lady wants a divorce, because on
one occasion her husband put her to soak in
the rain-water barrel.
How to become practically acquainted
with the "rule of three"--Live with your
wife, mother and mother-in-law
A little girl of eight or ten summers be-
ing asked what dust was, replied that it
was mud with the juice squeezed out.
Mrs. Maxwell is engrossing clerk, Mrs.
Elliot is postmaster, and Mrs. Quixon is
paper-folder for the Iowa Legislature.
In Paris they have new kind of kid glove
embroidered ON the back with flowers. The
work is raised and mingled with beads. f
Vermont has a young lady six feet seven
inches high, and when ayoung man succeeds
in kissing her they say he is .'gone up"
The ladies of Chicago are reported to
wear $500, 900 worth of false hair, or enough
to buy Bible for every heathen in Africa.
A New York lawyer advertises: 60 Hyme-
NAL incompatibilities, as a speciality, deli
cately adjusted. 'Tis slavery to detain the
hand after the heart hath fled.''
Rosebud dinners are new freak. The
guests are exclusively demoiselles just
bursting into womanhood, to whom every
thing is couleur de rose.
"Marrya widower Not I " said Matilda.
" Babies are like tooth brushes. Everybody
wants their own. Furthermore, who wants
warmed-over man 80
Henry VIII, after the death of Jane
Seymour, had some difficulty to get another
wife. His first offer was to the Duchess of
Milan, but her answer was that she had but
one head; if she had two, one should be at
"What is heavens best gift to man?''
asked young lady on Essex street, Sunday
night, smiling sweetly on pleasant looking
clerk. "a hoss,' replied the young man,
with great prudence. ,s.
1t was brilliant Fond du Lac boy who
seeing dog with muzzle on for the first
time, exclaimed: :" Mamma, mamma. bet
five cents the dogs are going to wear hoop
skirts; there goes dog with one on his
nose" sa s r
A quarrelsome couple were discussing the
subject of epitaphs and tombstones, and the
husband said: My dear, what kind of q
stone doyou suppose they will give me
when I die ?" Birthstone, my love.
was the affectionate reply. s&
Cora, who is three years old, with the
most roguish blue eyes that ever sparkled in
a baby's head, was taken to church the
other night by her mamma, and ON her
return she gave a new description Of a bald
head by saying that she had seen a man
whose hair was all worn out
An Iowa school-teacher has been dis
charged for the offense of kissing female
assistant. w Whereupon a local paperinquires
F." what lnducement there is for any person
to exile himself to the country districts of
Iowa to direct the young idea in it's musket
practice If he is to be denied the ordinary
Injuries ofevery-day hfe?"
A young lady recently remarked that
"some men are always talking about
patronlzlng their own town-always harm
ing on that duty-and yet they go abroad to
get married. lido hope that some Of these
men who marry outsiders will get cheatedp,
The woman OF the coming time - ss4q 5.-s
t49 Shall man to vote appoint her.
1h Well, yes or no, your bottom dime
She'll DO az 81 he's lniIi'ter ri
We know she 4fwipor else she .. s.yon,t, ..s
Twill De the same as now; "A
And it she does, or If she don't.
God bless her, anyhow
The man who lays his hand pno,,
woman except in kindness ,'-or narhons
he version Of Mrs. Robert shehee of owasso
H., is more in accordance with the PROGRESS
# the age ] don't SO much care ], saw, savgs
Mrs. Shehee, about d mans str;I,;no.
0oman with his fist, but when it comes to
aklng !. an ak to her, it's too much,', Mr.
Shehee, by the way, got one month II ;a;1