The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1874-12-10

/ Tue ON lt1 WORDS I M N IrN lH
"ENer coustaut-cyeF tliuu.
-lr.
Mrs Goodale, Of Pequonic. Comm.
is 100 years old. Good ale koDp wU
An Iowa Justice the other day ac..
ed two bushels Of the pungent onion a.a
marriage fee.
A Chicago actress calls avalanche "ay.
alank" The educational advantage u.
that city are notorious.
"The one thing ncedml Cor tbe par..
enjoyment of love is confidence -m.
with hash and sausagcs.
The French Prince Imperial ha- .
like a Allwaukeean, and DID, Photograph
is doing him great deal 81 Jama..
Grump accidentally sat uar.I l..
coal, and spent the night io.IoNiu. n
trying 10 turn so ho could sag hia wound
"Cheap and hungry dances" u..
Vermont institution There ara boo De-.
freshments, and the fun stops 900 l2
o'clock.
HALF A million dogs keep tio pa.l.eu.
New Mexico in bark. N che tonic dHa
them good they are welcome 90 b.
A female clerk in a Western pos,uH..
was discharged because sine spent l..
most Of her time In reading postal cards.
Cinnamon are largely employed n
gathering the cotton crop OF Fresno
county, California.
Look out for long, hard winter ~l.
san b. Anthony's feet have already H..
gun 10 grow cold.
The crow Is not So bod after au Il.
never shows the white feather and u.t.
complains without caws
The Shah frightens hs wives Iua
submission by wearing European plug
hat pulled down throatiuglyoyorhi .rI.a.
eye.
A man in danger Of being hanged -aII
that of all the games Of hls childhood.
skipping the rope was the most asr,el-
bic
The Aldermen Of Kansas City are r.
revercntly spoken Of by local journal
as The gentlemen with red eyes and
nose
A Frenchman intending 90 c5mpImu.
a young lady by calling her ~ eulu
lamb, said She Is one mutton w
small
A circus lion is roaming around w..
ton, Missouri, and people havo good
excuse for remaining away from prayer.
meeting.
A New Orleans paper offers tlo u..
ment thus George Washington
First in war, first in peace, and as. Boo
getting monument"
We can'tall be run over by locomotive
or killed by boiler explosions. Am luii-
ana man has just been crushed to death
in a corn grinder
A Boston philosopher says t1at you
want b look at mems boot heels tDdr.r9E-
er their energy. A slow sloutblul mau
runs his boots over at the heels.
A Colorado exchange says: "THp
Canton city girls don't take kindly u
croquet. They say il b. too high-fou.I
for them. Leap-frog is their best hold"
A spectre carpenter, who saws mI
hammers and does other thing mcIau.
tai to his trade, is making Che owners
Of a house in Richmond Va, very m
cradle.
Without any desire t5 bragg. thr D.-
troit Free Press points % hlI.u..u
sunilower nineteen feet high, aud r.. e..-
fully inquiries after the health %. other
sunhowers around the country
If. as Emerson says, Fin tho wood a.
return TO reason and faith uull iuI..Ii.
gent and believing morlals they must u.
who haven't got ont OF them yeI, anil
what educational institution lumb.meu
camps
LADY--"Before Icngage you, should
like TO know what your religion is.'
CooK-"Oh, ma'am ] uway HoI M
my duty TO be Of the same religion A. tla
family I'm in
Detroit Free Press The M.I.6.
have settled on the 10Th 0i November.
ascention day, but for men Wh9 rNu..t
TO be in heaven on thc . they hold Ilr
and oats up wonderful suh, and wu.
their cash down.
Mrs Joaquin Miller IS lIi foIloH.u
her erratc husband iu an indircc. 0s
thoroughly effective manner, AND ODD.
doomed man saves his reputation Iur a|.
lantry and common souca bv refusing tY
have anything TO say about HDr
Wonder what those $50 "of our ae-.
people" in an Ohio town, hal been talking
when they saw one of Raphael angels
hung up in mid heavens, Wi,h wing HI
arms outspread. We wish there W.s.uI
a drop Of rum in the world.
According 10 Il Cincinnati piper. John
Thomas was recently sued by llest0r Ium
for breach Of promise. 'Johu luYWr.
come into COURT shouted the constable.
"John Thomas needn't come iu t1 alur.
me any more said Hester prmIy
"Why do they call thepeopIe who Ie.
in the South Sea Islands 'ctnn,uaIs
asked and old lady of a sailor, "Ba.au-e
they live on other people, answered tla
sailor. "Then my sOnin-Iaw must Do.
a cannibal, said She pcusiyeIy, "ipr ho
lives on me-
Nineteen years ago Tenuesses father
refused to let his young daughter g9 o. q
candy-pull, and she disappeared. Dol.
other day she returned, lifted eleven chill
dren out Of the wagon, and entered tla
house and took of her things as cody 90.
if she haden't been gone over day.
A fellow rushed into an Office ou.
morning with the interrogation What
the difference between the mice chat have
lust been eating my greenbacks and tIc
al. I'D. j.
and he gasped: They're both erIp-