The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-06-27
NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EVANGELICAL CORNER.

Garnet Jewelry is fashionable again.
They are actually beading kid gloves.
Dress parade-A fashionable wedding.
Rubber is taking the place fjet, for jew
elry.
Sartoris' favorite tune is "Seeing Nellie
Home.''
Mrs. DR.. Helmbold has retired to Par
Isian convent.
Fun speaks of a young lady steering a
boat as "henswain."
A Sandwich Island woman wove a peti-
ton into mat and sent it to the king.
Young girls who want to remember any
thing write it down and paste it on the look
ng-glass.
"Briek'' Pomeroy's golden-hairedd daugh-
ter, Mamie, dwells with her divorced moth
er at Clinton, Iowa.
Bob how is your sweetheart getting
along?'' "Pretty well I guess, she says
| needn't call any more.'
A Tennessee girl sang "Mollie Darling
eighty-four times and then dropped dead.
This about plays the song out.
This season it is the fashion to have both
boots and shoes made of the same color of
the dress with which they are worn.
Several new colors have been given to us
this spring. Crushed strawberry, hello
trope shades, Tyrian purple, tipsy color and
every tint and hue of gray.
Archbishop Purcell, Cincinnati will per-
form the ceremony at the marriage of Miss
Lizzie Sherman, eldest daughter of w. T.
Sherman, which will take place in Wash
ington in October next.
Mrs. Moulton accuses Kate Field of wear
IN I 1aH oil hn,.
fering sisters who haven't been to Paris
with wicked envy. But isn't it something
Of a paradox that Worth should lead to
wickedness.
An Irishman remarked to companion
on observing lady pass, % Pat, did you
ever see SO thin q woman as that before ?''
"Thinr' replied the other: botherashuni
I've seen one as thin as two of her put to-
gether, [ have"
"There is one good thing about babies,''
said recent traveller, 6 they never change.
We have girls of the period, men of the
world; but the baby is the same self-posess-
ed, fearless, laughing, voracious little
heather in all ages and in all countries"
1t is beautiful sight to attend an Ari-
zona wedding. The bride in white-the
happy groom-the solemn minister-the
smiling parents. and from twenty-five to
forty shot guns standing against the wall
ready for use, making up a panorama not
soon forgotten.
Buffalo girl, pretty and eighteen, has sold
over five hundred sewing machines in the
last two years. She travels with horse and
| wagon, smiling when she leaves machine
and shedding tears if any body afterwards
| refuses to keep it. That does the business.
Courier Journal.
The following is the conclusion Of a loving
| romance between a Tennessee dry goods
| clerk and a gum chewing belle:
= They met-alas! what came to pass
! they c0Oed, ne talked, sne cnewed-U, how
they loved good gracious! They had to
part, he rose to start; her grief cannot be
painted; these are the facts she swallowed
| hcr wax, then screamed, then choked. then
| tainted. Her Pa appeared :; her bean, quite
| scared pushed out to get some water; the
| watchdog espied his tender hide, and bit
him where he +" oughter." The tale is sad,
the sequel stern-so thinks the youth thus
| bitten. He sings no more, as oft Of yore-
| he gave that girl the mitten.
| She pined apace, her pretty face looked
slender and detected; her father kind, but
somewhat blind, beheld her and reflected.
His income tax he spent for wax-she
smiled and called him clever. She went to
work, forgot that clerk, and chawed in bliss
| forever.-J. Batemd9a Smith.