National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1874-10-03
PARAGRAPHS ABOUT WOMEN.


Eight Connecticut young ladies have lust taken
the veil. They were hopelessly freckled.
Mrs. Loyejoy, aged sixty-eight, residing near
SINCE
1t is stated that four women out Of five stick
the postage-stamp on the left-hand corner Of the
envelope
Mr.. Henry Yore, Of Portsmouth, Va has eloped
with his mother-in-laW. The daZe Of Yore will
soOn be DER.
The ex-Queen Of Spain has been reduced to lsI
night-goWrs, and she wept the other day when
she counted up.
"she dyed for me-" said the young husband,
when he beheld her dark locks gradually return.
ing to their original red.
youth who sat on the front steps while his girl
put her bonnet on, was disguised to ind that the
steps had just been painted.
All-poWerful love induced st. Louis girl to
pawn her back-hair so that her lover might have
money TO bet on q prize-hght in that vicinity.
A Boston court has decided that II q woman
back. This decision will not be new to many
wives.
what will not woman do for the man she
loYesH" asks writer. She Will not eat onions
while going to party, no matter how much she
"Dear me-" said good old lady who was una
BILE to keep up with her work, 81 shall be glad
when get INTO eternity, so as to have plenty Of
time for everything"
"Don't be angry with me darling, is an appro-
PIRATE song for q man to sing after he has black
ened both Of HIS wife's eyes, 1t goes to show that
he is q man Of fine feeling.
The Duchess Of Edinburg has worn all the
dresses Of her Wedding-outft once, and her
sisters-in-law are asking her why she doesn't
make her husband buy her something new.
A fellow who hid under sofa at an informal
Boston missionary meeting, says that the thirty
five ladies spoke twice Of the dOwntrodden
heather, and more than 100 times Of a new kind
Of hair-dye.
A Snowman, whose notices called for q few fat
boys to "feed his cannibals, received card from
man, saying that he couldn't spare his boys, but
he had good stabilized mother-in-law" that he
thought would suit.
ting rid Of any male employee who happens to be
obnoxious to them. They rush at him in groups,
and kiss him, and keep up this treatment until
the poor fellow is forced to leave.
Somebody is responsible for the story that
American ladies are becoming more and more in
the habit Of sleeping in their corsets for the pur
pose of keeping their figures good. II this is true,
American ladies will not be as numerous few
years hence.
A Louisiana paper says that Aunty Betsey
Fisher has twenty-five living children. When
asked by q reporter for some particulars of her
much-mOtherhood she admitted the twenty-five,
but said: Don't publish it, as l came out to Ken
lucky in search Of another husband"
ChiRnon is dead. The great deity of the femi-
nine toilet is no more. Paris has given 1t up for
the sake Of economy. 1t was very costly. Every
year there was taken into Paris 1000 pounds of
human hair in q raw" or unwOrked state, worth
$3.50, and to be made into chignons. Now all
that money can be spent in some other nonsense.
''Dcar George, how sweet and wavy that wheat
is ~ exclaimed fair young lady, looking Ian
guidly from q car-windOW. "Yes, love, how beau
tiful p says dear George, more intent insinHat
ing his arm around a twenty four bone corset
show like a-a-hoW like a dWeam?" How like
oats r' retorted a disguised Granger, "them's
oats, young mani"