Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1874-10-02
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.KrTCHEN ROMANCE.

Now. Mr.. Maloae, whin ye're spnakln IKE 'H'''
7: is aisy to zee -arrah, get out th"V
Win discoursin' wild ladies politeness Shoul" |
taene
1,,,, we're not to use hands, sir, instid o yere
spache.
sbould the miesus come down, sir, ho'T would
appear
Wild me hair in dsorthcr =
Ochl Kitty, my dear,
Yer par,lon Ak bat your mouth Is SO sweet
Tt,sa neither acuuaintanceI'm seel,in' "id ii
An, I love We that foudly--begorra, it's thrue =
That I'm always uraisy unless I'm wild You.
An thin Pm unaisy As bad as before
An th,re's nothin' II aise NE at all any more,
Until vi betrothci I've got-and, bedad,
IN uolet We 90 tin Yer promise Eve had.
We'll, / Ike ser iupcgtiueuce, Mr. Malone!
Il is novys irlrertneut, Kitty, ochone!
Fur 4 mu to be lovin' the likes o yourself;
And ye .ght marry worse, if say it messelt.
Fur me hart is yer own. an me wages is good,
An knV Of a residence, built out Of wood,
To be hador the askin' of Dennis McCuc;
Fur he's soal' to lave it, an thin it'll do,
Wild some I'm an mendn', to keep out the air,
An oil oil board to patch up here an there,
An thrihe Cmud TO discourage the cracks,
An wei make in lovin' whatever it lacks;
An s philt Oh rock, wild very fine view
OF the country suoundin' that same avenue
An TO be quite ges,el an extension Wen rig,
An therein establish,n ilIigant pig:
An thin we shall prossr as nate as We PLACE,
An yp'l1 ia
7"Nthe ch!lther viii grow III with schooin' an
sich,
an IN politics, thin, they'll be Sire to ret rich
Och this is the land for improYin' the race:
A., '''''4' "urneen, just turn roqrd,yo-
The divil Il one to you, Teddy Malone!
Dye think I'd be LAWN house o brown stone
For the tumble-down shanty ye're talkin' about,
While live like lady, wild two evenin's ont,
An me wages is high, an me wardrobe COM
plste!
Shure ye cou!dn't tell missus from me on the
strate;
An at home it's the same, for she's fond of her
aise,
An We couldn't say which Of us bosses the Place;
An ye're rally presumin' TO ask me TO lave,
An by The same tOken-now will We behave,
Let loose n me hand, sir!
But, Kitty, my dear,
We can't be intendin' TO always live here.
Wild never husband to love We at all.
md nivc- a
Whist, Mr.. Malone
Ye're very indelicate-
Diyil a wan!
It's only the truth that I'm tellln' indadc,
That yc'rc niver intendn' to die an old maid.
'Tis right We are, Teddy, How could V know
this?
Well, thin, will it plaze ye to give me the Kiss
Get out wild ye now, sir An how can tel
But perhaps there's another would suit me as
well
Arrah Kitty, me darlin', don't say that agin,
If We wouldn't be KILN the thruest Of min;
But if there's another ye likes more than me,
Then it's faithless ye are an it's going III be,
An I'll die brokcn-hearted fur lack Of the JOY
That I thought to be gainin--
Well, Teddy, me hoy,
Is il dyin' ye're spakin' Of! What would do,
To be left like wildly a-mournin's fur you
And ye wanted 4 kiss We'll. there if you must,
Och, murdthur The man is devourin' me just
Is IL 'atin me up ye'd DE afther beliLe
Wei, it's not so Unpleasant-ye may if We like ;
An if any ones askin' about We III own
That broth OF boy is me Teddy Malone!