Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-10-23
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.


NOAH was an ark-itect of the first
water.
NEVER trust him who flies into a pas
sion on being dunned.
THE most steadfast followers OF our
fortunes Our creditors.
THE peach season is ended. Can-can
it be- PhSJadeiphia Herald.
MARRYING woman for beauty is like
eating a bird for its sweet singing.
THE rich mans malady-the dread of
coming to wants terrible disease.
AN indianapolis voter has hung out u
sign reading, "Well digen and celars."
IT is an error to imagine that women
talk more than men. They're listened
to more, that's all.
THE milkmen of Massachusetts will
| hold a State convention. Motions to a
churn are always in order.
WHAT arc the most unsociable things
in the world9 Milestones. You never
see two of them together.
WHEN Maryland doctor spells it
accoufottus," is it any wonder that n
patient dies on his hands?
NOTHING so much destroys our peace
of mind as to hear another express his
intention to give us piece of his.
To GIVE beggar buttered bread at a
time when butter is scarce and high may
we'll be called the cream of charity.
Mr. SMIRKINs says he has been mar
ried sixteen years, and all the income
they have had to live on has been in
compatibility.
| MANUFACTURES are being introduced
into India with great rapidity. Many of
these enterprises are run exclusively by
American capital.
SP1TTooNs are now made so rich and
ornamental that it makes one feel rea-
sonably well off to sit down and spit in
one of them few times.
VIRGINIA is shipping wheat to Brazil in
immense quantities, the grain from that
| State being free from all danger of sour
ing in crossing the ocean.
| AGRICULTURAL labor, to be successful,
must be controlled by intelligence. Brains
are rs necessary to success in agriculture
as in any other vocation in life.
A DowN-EAsT dentist, putting man to
sleep with gas, decided that his patient
was all right" because he felt of the
mans eye-a glass one-and it did not
| twitch!
| AN exchange says that at the inunda-
tion at Hong Kong the "sea slew 1000
persons" Who shall say, after this, that
| a man can't get slowed on salt water?-
Troy Press.
To SUCCEED in managing mules we
must thoroughly understand the nature
of the one particular mule in hand. There
are as many different dispositions among
mules as among men.
In Troy they throw red-hot pennies to
organ grinders. This action kills two
birds with one cent 1t records char
liable action in the eyes of the world, and
disables the hand-organ man.
THE difference between noted men
and noted women is said to be that the
men always like to see themselves in
print and that the women prefer to see
themselves in silks and velvets.
IT must indeed be dry in Kansas, if il
be true that 1.-THE suffering catfish lies
stranded on the blistering bottom of his
late happy home, waving his tail in the
crisp breezes as a signal of distress"
AFTER throwing eight boys over the
fence, out of a watermelon patch, Clay
County (Mo.) woman charged then
especially: Now, see ere, boys, yel
keep this thing up till ye get me riled.
Flowers, like rare gems, should have
their settings of an inconspicuous order
and therefore there is nothing which car
equal the green grass or which can make
such a perfect contrast to their brilliant
hues.
THAT was beautiful thought of the
poet that Woman clings to man like
the ivy" But is it always true? How
many baldheaded men can testify that NJ
woman ever clung to them like the ivy
but that she let go like graphing
iron.
THE city of New York has the ONLY
school in the United States for th'
practical teaching of veterinary science
though it is true there are chairs in SOM
of our agricultural colleges fo- theo
retical instruction in this branch 0
knowledge.
A RESIDENT of Erie, Pa, refused L
marry his aflianced, who had come owe
from Germany for the purpose, becaus
she had not brought feather bed witt
her. She has now brought suit TO
breach of promise against him an'
claims 81 900 damages.
A MAN who can move his ears like
mule has arrived at Laramie, Wyomin
Ter, for the purpose of giving an exhi
, bition. His name is Follett, and passen
, gers who came west in the car with hin
! say-the manner in which he will twis
his ears around to listen to a converse
! tion behind him is wonderful 1t is SUP
: posed that his ears are provided with a
! extra pair of muscles, by means of whic
he is enabled to turn them in any dlre(
tion.- Vjr0faia CITY Enterprise.
+ THE Herald Of Health is of the opinio
D that the simple color of ones surround
/ ings has marked influence on hi
: health. IL saws: Yellow on the wall
e of our rooms has very depressing etfeC
4 on the mind. Violet is worse. A ma
t would 90 mad in little while in a violt
J, papered or painted room. Black rooms
+ or rooms heavily draped in mourning
0 produce gloom and foreboding NevC
$ wear mourning long, unless you wish
4 become sad and sorrowful beyond whi
}, nature ever intended"