The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-07-21
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The Observation-Disclosures
"A bad omen 30 owe men money. a
large drop Of Niagara
Falls p 20 a"thfIoT1Hii yhsn sa!alnoo
Esprit Of the Press IA "a glass Of tie
der. 80 ',''' '''', '''' 'S-'' ','S.olE,'
Foot notes.-the sub bass Of church
organ. -, "a ,,.' 49,. -, -, -
srair 10 rniddliDssg ? people slei7-, Cotton
brokers. GA silt eys gy.oy aTsys,efi
f9fAaRaces of Seulptorsr The Chip-a,way
Indians is;5im w5a 9if gzs.q o,st
Orange peel is often the power be-
hind the thrown. 'si bra 2aiiog sYgEHm
A wicked world-The world of can
dle-makers. nni,s3p 8 yihTGf sf 97sHIs
Jonah rashly piched into.the sea, and
got badly whaled. i..o sh' Hoaa ia9m
The "Court of Death h"AStartfng the
fire with kerosene. 'ol ''aAfssh iefli9H Hi3ft
When are glores pnsaIeahle,f When
they are kept on, hand. .a, ~ .a,,.t,,...
An exchange declines poem begin
ming "Woods / could scre.!' mort
"Rents afe'enormousji asi, the loafer
said on looking on his pants, taao, 4
f"Drop me d line,n as the drowning
man saidIto the felloweon deck V i,,D
Daniel was the only man Of note who
was not spoiled by being licnized: !
Bakers learn to sing by note, With
difficulty, and rarely get beyond "do."
An old German says-tYen 1 CRATE
horse-reddish Islvays spell it nit mine
eyesw e'l.h slga i ,stsraaH ii "a
An Indianapolis man tried to shake
hands with buzz saw day before yes
terday. q - = .f'si,7 saMal' ,97aH
Which are s the four most corpulent
letters in the alphabet 70 3. c. 7.
(otefity,) .s,sf LteT ~ fss E
When were there, only three vewels
in the alphabet Before You and /
were thought of,afaw gsiss,,g no
Detroit girls sit on saw-logs and dan
gle their limbs in the wsvelets rather
than 60 to a summer resort. aenaq51
r. TheImah who sang "Oh, breathe no
more that simple air. went into the
smoking ear where it was more mixed.
i "Thou rainest in this BOSOM" as the
chap said when basin Of water was
thrown over him by. the lady be was
serenadlng. rla's liita sasan9t4m
"A gentleman; in .Po!tsville, Pa, has
named his dog "Penny," because it was
one cent to him, ana has had aaai mills
with the cat. w . 81 s'ss31hhe sif "a
The question now convulsing the
musical world is: Should down, In a
Coal Mine" be sung in eniiner" Key
l-S LOUIS rJou,nat, 3.,| = s .s'I 9''I
+ "Change cars!"s what a Gisyi boot
black said to q conntryman, the, other
day, when he had finished. blackins one
of his brogans. gs7if 7aya ~ te. -,
IA young seapegeaceethrew. his ball at
his sister, and hit her on the back ,of. the
head so hard that the bawl came out Of
her mouth. 7ga1q iig i!is. hnal6q egl
IA Chicago newspaper has iascertained
that In the opinion iofIthei boothlacks
of that city, "strawbcrlies amt nothin'
ter klanis, they ain't.a s-oia Fna stGTd
Lots wife wouldn't have looked back
but a woman witifa. new dress passed
her and she wanted TO sse If the back
breadth was fuflled. 81 y as:2.d L
II am indeed very much afraid lof
flightning," said pretty lady. seAad
well you might be-" replied a despair
ling lover, "wlen your heart is made of
Isteel 'f92 az TO 9ailj bis 30 asgi8
j It is painful to hear an unsodly man
remark during the heated term that 'it's
fas hot as, ginger, when every one
knows that he means something else:
4 Amarriage was broken upi in Daluth
'tby the voting man making an unexpected
cali and finding the poodle dog playing
Z Fwith7his'true loves glass eye.s 81 h4r
~. Smith isldead. a!That fine young man
+ We'hever shall see more asn' '',stii
| He was member of our Club
Since 1874. .iis- San 9Francisco Alta.
rPlease. SIR said a, little girl who
EIwasisweepingi a crossing for. living
,3Hyon have given me- bad penny.
1fsNever mind, little girl, you may keeE
I. litifor your honesty" ."8eG. .ee,34 t4s;s,l,
The swiftest divorce on record is tha
q of q woman in Georgia, who last week
? threw a brick at dog, and killed her
husband who stoodQtwenty pacesabc-
| hind her. a9f- allr yitas sai fo 7sd
EFF Iwasn'ta Ffenehman I'd be al
Enghshman," says polite Johnny Cra
1paud. 'aAnd ifI wasn' tan Englishmar
& I'd be an Eng slishman,' u responds but
Johnny Bull. siisz7aa9 er9fsa.t ssi
j, A Memphis man looks rnournfull,
!, into the depths Of the Mississippi afte
his few acres Of land; his stable and pc
mule, which slid away the other night
Koch Eepress. ~ 5s'i.''"
There is nothing that will change til,
{ expression of persons face so mucl
as his attempt to ;extricate a piece o
toothpick from between the molars O
his upper jaw,-Brooklyn 4rgus.
A Toledo man, one hundred and tel
years old, claims to have been a pet o
General Washington He still points
z with pride to the prints of Georges
boot toes on his body.4B 4Brooklyn ar
gus. 'i9'. il-.g3..sso19 Il
The following concise and compre
hensive note, was sent 10 an 1llnoi
merchant by neighboring farmer tn
other day: Send me a trace chain ant
|, two hihgeslJane had'a baby last mig h
also two padlocks. .''9sd = -'i'
t An orator VIII had raised his audi
ence to a great height by his lofty roar
t ings, exolaimeds 'dnwin now close i
b the beautiful language of the, poet
5 forget his name--7and-and-I forge
2 what he said'too.'' Gaa.,t't p. 9,
4 An honest, dame in New York stand
o ing beside the corpse of her. decease
]. husband, ,1hewailing in piteous tones hi
o untimely departure, observed: "It'sie
}. pity he's deady for his teeth are as goo