The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-11-14
MISCELLANY.

Den sc0Tn TO KISS among themselves,
And scarce would kiss a brother;
But women waps TO kiss SO bad.
They kiss and kiss each other,
When a widow in any neigh
borhood sets her cap for young
man, there isn't one chance in q
million for any young woman to
win, even if she holds the four
aces.
An old gander was recently kill
ed in Virginia at the age of nine
ty. The name of the fortunate
boarding house that drew the
prize is not given.
It seems hard to see an Indiana
polls woman of sixty-five seeking
a divorce because her husband
wouldn't let her wear read dress
TO camp meeting.
Carriers with monogram clasps
are now all the fashion with pref
ty girls. The style is said to be
convenient and elegant, and we
hope to see more of it.
Mrs Nye, of Iowa, can get sup
per, split kindlingS. wash the dish
es, milk two cows and feed the
hogs while her five boys and two
girls are playing game of GRO
quet.
"Ben. Billings stole cattle and
then lied about it, so his friends
took him out and performed a
surgical operation on him from
which he never recovered" is the
way the death of a Nebraska man
is recorded in local paper.
A doctor is wanted in Genoa,
Missouri. The last one is now
hanging TO cottonwood tree and
wants to get down.
The kind of whisky that makes
men lie down on railroad tracks
is being introduced in nearly
every western State.
"What can we do" inquire the
Methodist ministers. "tO make
Sabbath schools more interest
ing?" Take the boys out fish
ing.
One of the meanest things a
small boy can do is to put tacks in
the chairs when he knows that a
young man is coming to call on
his sister that evening.
King Gomba, of Africa, has
made use of the new cable to say
to Boston: "LaSt missionary Just
been put to bake; rather thin,
send something corpulent."
A Snowman whose notices call
ed for few fat boys 10 feed his
cannibals," received a card from
a man saying that he couldn't
spare his boys, but he had good
''stall- Lied mOther-in-law'' that he
thought would suit.
The scandalOus Washington
Chronicle, says: "When Mary
Walker reaches Turkey we hope
the Sultan, that absolute monarch
of all he surveys, will make her
take her breeches off," Mary won't
listen to any such in Sultan pro-
position. She isn't that kind.
It is not our fault that we are
red headed and small, and the
next time one Of those OvergrOwn
rural BOOSTERS in a ballroom reach
es down for our head, and sug-
gests that some fellow has lost
rose bud out of his buttOn-hOle,
there will be trouble.-Mjyl001tkee
Sentinel.
Human nature is a grand and
mysterious study, and no one can
count on it with any safety. For
instance, who would have thought
that Mrs. ToylOr, Of Fort Scott,
would have hung herself because
her sisters hair would curl and
hers wouldn't. Even staight-
haired people have a few little
things in this world worth living
for.
Talk about your ragged edge Of
despair, just think of the superan-
nuated dandy, who, after cutting
great spread among the tourists
on an Erie palace sleeping coach
all one afternoon and evening,
got up next morning, and, after
hunting all over the car for his
false teeth, and accusing every
passenger, in turn, Of stealing
them, finally found them safely
slowed away in his vest pocket.
This is a strange story not to he
used in Sunday-schOol. An AL
bany man, out of work and nearly
starving, turned for comfort in his
extremity TO his sainted mothers
Bible, for the first time since her
death in 1857 To his surprise
and delight he found a ten-doilar
bill between the leaves and i'm
mediately fell Oh his knees for the
first time since 1910. With a light
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