Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-11-26
NUMBER 10.
.,FAOFssAND PANoIEs.

Iowa, has q beautiful green lizard in Z
her stomach, and still is discontented :, + Il
| ! The. ssheadlesg trunk of young
lady, which was found in railroad sta
don out west, proved to be q Saratoga
trunk. lisglif 81 1855 .5S
"A San Francisco paper says there
are two hundred Chinese gambling
Ihouses in that city, carrying on bus
mess night and day. $3.50
"A young lady. fearful Of becoming /
stout deyotes two hours to every meal,
because she had read somewhere that
g haste makes waist. ~ }. ~,
One Of the most elhila sights
in the world isto see o newspaper coll
lector dunning an unsuccessful candi-
date for his advertising bill. t25.sa
| "A Abil1 has passed the Oregon senate
which provides that husbands and wives
without children may be considered
divorced by simply ceasing to Live to-
gether. 10 s1aiais sis l;s sd !. 3
LIT is estimated that the world CON
sumes annually $50. .000, 900 pounds OF
tea and. 718, ,0G6, 600 pounds of coffee. /
| China furnishes almost all the tea, and
Brazil the coffee. .,.34, gt,.i II. s.
The maddest kind OF woman is one
who spends half hour III arranging j
her toilet before descending toithe par
| lor on the arrival of o visitor-who
proves to be book agent.
IA disgusted old line. back voter at
Ottumwa, Iowa, putin ticket which
read For general principles, General
Jackson for congress-, don't care O /
dam; they al steal, anyhow. !" a saf.ii j
IA fashionable but illiterate New
York lady, travelling on the continent,
writes to O friend that she has just seen
the " museum Of iniquities in Genoa,
and she does think lit is perfectly !
splendid" d,t
10 Mr.. Dubois, of Fall river, has had
the blood Of alive lamb introduced into
| his veins. as q remedy for consumption.
| It is probable that there will be no un-
usual effect save an abnormal fondness
| for all girls named Mary. -
Rev. J, ii. Todd, Of Sioux City,
| played rather neat little joke on his
wife, the other day. While she was un-
suspectingly engaged in half soling his
winter trousers, he quietly slipped ont
nj the back gate and eloped with Q mil
4 liner. e Tdcs e
An old gentleman in Stowe, Yer
mont, tells how he broke off drinking
liquor. Every, time he took drink he
would drop n shot into the glass, and
as it filled mp his potations ggewg grad
ually smaller and finally ceased Alto
gether.l u
! --At Neuilly, in the suburbs Of Paris,
there is harem, which the police have
inquired into and-left alone. 1T is the
home of q Turk. He has 100 wives,
hut keeps the mass of them at Constan-
tinople, and only brings twelve to PERKS
az a tsyna ri.
| You know in the old country. when
ANYTHING unfortunate happens q TO the
good people, it lis called t.aflliction,
which Is to be overruled for their spirit
ual good !" but when it happens to be
She heterodox, it is g. "a judgment. ~
| Watso','s Lecture. .ai "a
-" Nobody surpasses me in this
Especially" said a Cincinnati girl to her
new lover the other night as she gave,
him parting kiss with o report to it
like that OF O pistol. The astoniahed
youth walked away wondering where
that girl got her experience. -
-" Mamma, where do the, COWS get
the milkp" asked Willie, looking up
from the feaming pan Of milk which hs
had been intently regarding. g Where
do Won get your tearsp" was the an
swer. After thoughtful silence he
again broke out, "Do the COWS have to y
be spanked q
If the times are hard stop your
paper, but do not shorten your allow
ance for whisky or tobacco. A good
paper in family is q great comfort to
the wife and children, but that is no
reason why you should provide them
with weekly luxury at the expense OF
9 daily necessity.
in Scotland, on the ordination Of
elders, grave old elder delivered the
charge "Me brethrin, rule weel, rule
weel,' but rule sac that nae q man az i
BARN i the kinks will know that they
are ruled. Me brethrin, pray God to
give We common sense. 1t is chief
grace o. an order"
| An Aberdeen preacher recently COM
mented in the following complimentary
way upon the conversational value OF
] men and women: "There is the sane
1 difference between their tongues as be-
| tween the hour and minute hand-one
goes ten times as fast and the other sig
! nifies ten times rs much"
| "A youth who attended Scotch re-
vival meeting for the fun Of the thing,
| ironically inquired of the minister
whether he could work q miracle or not.
The young mah's curiosity was FULLY
| satisfied hy the minister kicking him
out of the church, with the malediction,
eve can not work miracles, but we
can cast out devils !" 90 a
To fill the place of the jaunsy lace
pockets that ladies took delight IN
Z. \ :