The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-10-31
CREAM OF OUR EXCHANGES.

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Brooklyn Argus.
The hardest "cusses" Ben Butler has to con
tend with-Cau. cuases.-N. Y. Cfm. Ado.
The "Fal" season commenced early in Brook
Ign thi years-N0rristo,cn Herald.
Last Tuesday forenoon twenty double
horse loads of potatoes came in by way Of the
plank road to The Peru and La Sale markets -
La Sale Press
This double horse must be Il new quadraped
in the county, or else the Press has become too
modest to use plain English.
The FL Paso Journal says of Peoria alderman:
Mr.. Perry was never born. lie was won at Il
rattle by an elder brother"
Will the Journal explain whether the prizes in
said rattle were disposed of sahaking pennies or
by the drawing process.
The cheerfulncss of Mark Twain and other free
born citizens of the United States is accounted
for by the fact that this whole country was dis
covered by A-mcrry. -DaH5Hy NetrS
The Peoria Eycning RecieO speaks of "ychicu-
lar motion" What a chaste and fervid magma
ton the editor of the Regietc must have.
1t is noticeable fact that, at the st. Louis big
fair, while the ladies admire and praise the great
showing of diamonds, dresses, carpets and furn.
iture, yet they bestow their bosom friendship
only upon the cotton dcpartmcnt.-St. LoujS
Journal.
When young lady notices your shirt button
hanging by gle thread on the ragged edge 3"
of the button hole and calls your astcntion to it
don wait for another hint like that as you you
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"hen " MARI i"uy SNc nee" "oV always ou
your WELCOMES around you gently waving Il
red hot sauce pan or making lunges at you with
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from there, ADDS contemporary.
The politicians are very plenty here in Lee,
county ABOUT lhese tlthcS ana subpolllicians are
40 ttppppa1 riS on n'itv id ~ WY It"l
because be " carried chairs,n~Diro0 Ull,V
Tho stronco,. ma, IN Cinotnnan,. 1,.,or
who can hold a man of equal weight with him
sell at arms length IN either hand. iiccan also,
with his fingers, twist tcnpenny nail into Il
screW-NOrris HvGM
And still this Cincinnati giant is not near as
strong (under the arms as some Of the radical
editorials in Crnrd,, oo,,,, ,o,,o.s
'1''0' '''' III ''""'' county p"P'''
For TINS wIttlclsm the NorrlstoWn Ho"1 is /.
answerahle
Another minister has ialIcn-this time in Phil
ment was very bricf.
+bercs young man ON owe street who avs
nc wants reCipr1clV WIN canada lie Is
sweet on glri in Toronto and she doesn't re
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President Grant passed through Joliet ycs.cr-
day afternoon over the Alton 4 st. Louis road.
his kind in to ~1 Muru UUIvn 20 uGfne
a., and ttnr liz s, m'T' ~. ~ I p
dent seemed 70 h snrr" ~" - " Tna 'nu
Soei en- bod about ~ s,id tto po .G "V"iu"
hnsy Voice If vow ,vn n,,i ,v iIrsiugmt III
h,' III, II, III la; ' ot!, ,ptnc anu 1tntu
Sun for ycar"-Jolot Sun.
Don't do II unless be NAYS in odyo,co or 20,
VIII Oo u9' o"o paper ou''-'n"'S'"teS ha'eFirer'
Inc 'o's "o"'u NC hoth'hS comparatively
Du' We "a" ! CONCEIVE what use MS eNceIiency
eo"iu nave LOT 'V-con'lucrIhE It's SIZE @c.
Michael Cnntlin, while driving home COW
NV Uai 'cIi nv p' ~ INC orlck yard, Oruls-
nj ,,n' s, Po''c o"o'S' lie Is out aSaih'-EdrI
The numerous friends Of Mike viii he pIeosedI
20 learn that ne Is out again" To remain in Il I
Dflek yatd Plt Tor any great length OF time would
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oU'' - = a." -, !''o P'.' VI oo''ohIcss PIT
.'I'' "V"'' 'o' ~ AL P'e'''"''o u residence
e,
n 2enic jun "Ii'es thaI Ilara Norris when
her that she must exhaust the ruorruous n,nnunt
ofncrvous force she creates, or it will consume |
Aer' -h@'
cara ought TO get married, If that don't cX- {
most peoplc.-El Tqso Journal
The Chicoeo y,,,e, and J,,,. o..,,.
lively dispute over the agricultural question: |
How are castor beans shelled" We can't an I
ba,,r & 4".a,'on y" 10 thG pe'n but we
~, p ,''" s"'J "a 'e'cc III sheHIhE the oil
- vow ","'' i
Hence inc petition TO the city council 70 re-.
" wv - ''"' '''" ~ tut "'''''
Inc hd"'a'fe Hd.ette makes as much complaint
ABOUT Burglars, as would be necessary if its ed.
itor was well healed" Whoever heard Of q
ucwspa,nr mar, bar,ro :, a, gorod - ry,,,.
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Now that cold weather is here the old gentle
man proposes TO move the gate into the parlor
for" Sweet Eycr-leanef. .inti.moHopoiiSt.
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