, 1874-06-16
j, LOCAL MISCELLANY.


avn"t ,r,ol, ,ya, t,lacol In tho lands OF Dailir
1Ts..s,,,a,,, ,ho NJ ouco t1opartcd in aoa,oh OF
t.a"n,o'l'' wv ~ e.so nop ~ ~. 1:n,n, nn
tho editor anu proprietor ol tno t"s,. ',;", ~ -
arriving ut tho Office Of tho Times no failoa 10
n,1 Mr.. Storey md on tho second yia{t lo mot
Iii. ,,,,,;1,. T. II, ~ a,,covu
Will e41A'''Ae '"o" ~ ..''',' uu.ssau. m,,,
THE THIRD TINE .,,
ho ca1lod ho found tho utmost dlitlcalsS II. .a"A-
}nr lis way towards tho cditor's room, which ho
Ind matle III, his mind to invade at nll c9ht. As
BOON NJ ho found tho top Of tho t'rst iiiKhe OF
Hlars 1t was apparent to linn TINT tho full lorco
Ind boon detailed to guard tho dlatory jurynla,,
frnm inyaRion, 1T cncl step le was mot with
CROSSE ouostioners, to cach Of whom the object
Of ll.s visit lind to 10 explained. A
Young man rublcund OF taco anu
o Tory harl Of loaring, was exceedingly
acaiching III la intcrrogatorics, and when, l.o
not through to lis satisfaction ho explained to
tl,o DaiIiT tint Biuco tho Rockford trouble tho
odftor or tho papor lind ltyo1 in constant dread
Of nj nttacll urnn Ills rorGon; that io ronained
Hon street medium {u hopes to DO ablo to for
Gust its results, mud Tint tho whole staff had
boon armod with dorringerB, and wore daily
Hlroot firing. Tho Dai!iff persuaded the young
n,nu that Ills mission haa nothing to do with
Ehis, and
sin, EAnSrsr1r 1Mr1onEp AZ INTERVIEW
delay ills was grantctt and tho Bailin was usll-
crcl into tho presence Of Mr.. Storey. Tint gon-
tlcman was l,uBiy otlgagel writing another OK
plauattor, tho last ono, which was dono IN tho
6ilico not having pioascd linn, with now fncts to
prove tho uttor innocence Of tho wrltor, and, as
might bo oxpnoted, ho prosecuted very melan-
Phoiy aBpoct It was .splnront to tho DailiT that
lilo many. fcars no had entertained Of 4 sudden
IND unpleasant termination to his interview
ware groundloss. Tho man boforo him was
Huet, mute, resigned, hun,blo-not tho torrtblo
btoroY or yoro, bnt the subtucu. cllaatenod Hi'b-
>tituto which lind boon produced by succession
pr disastctp among Which may DO mentioned
pf circulation, decline of adyorttsng tho spirit
paiistlc monomnlin and tho Kockford LIBEL
}uits. AZ tho Bailfff entered the room tho
hditor rose, Indo polite bow, 1nsiBtod upon
bis visltor,s tak,ngl ass,I ,,,,,n
pnd sat down himself upon tho doal-bottomed
pno which lad hitllosto boen rcsotvo1 for tho
torture OF visitors. Tic appo!ogizcd to tho
Mr.. storoy-May ask your business. my doar
cir?
Dailiff-Welt, yon 500, Alr. Storey your namo
not puilod for iuryman In judge Janoaous
Court, atd- <,,, j,
be agrceabo} My name got pulled for jury.
mnn! What in Ii. l bog you pardon, 1ir.
Bailff. In my hot days / contracted habits
which fcar -. You understand, Alr. Daifr:
At tho sano time, What on earth did thoy pull
nov am oyortaskod? What with libel aiits,
and fosEories, mud GaH-Company Presidents,
Md mediums, whoso utter incapacity for their
driven almost wild. rhis IL nnlnd too u1nlind.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN SPIRITS, ALI. IAI1.1rF?
DailiT-Wellt thank you, I don't mind If
do; a l,ttlo whisky
Mr.. Storey-Not tint kind, h1r. DailiF
Ethereal, not formonted. Tho Bpirits Of tho do
parted. Havo you oyer heard an angel whls-
lcr?
l3aiT-I thought did moment ago, but 1t
way 4 MISUNDERSTANDING
Alr. storey--I 500 you aro not one Of us. but
who tho dav-. Pardon INC aEaiu, Afr. DailiT.
These enrly shortcomings cling with tonneiouH
Erasp. Id was sayiug-Whnt tho do. Thoro
I go ngain. What cauBed Judge Jameson to set
tle on mo as . juror? suppose some day or
othor simply !ed him dog, Or lorao-thof,
or n llnr, mud now ho turns round and ACCOM-
pshcs lis vengeance by making mo Il juror.
This is hard. by. stopped in timo this timo,
MIR. BaiR. ......-.,--
ssAncnlso ron i INFORMATION. 3'l TON ,.,.,o,
shouted:
"Hunt up the tiies and 3lntt out whon Judge
jameson was nbolcd, aud what tlo libel cou-
Bsted of" -,
Bailifr-Woll nlr. Storey, suppoHo you will
bo on hand tomorrow mornings go,
Mr. btoroy-Not Y can help It,. ~ consnlt
my medium, aud IL the angols Whi6por ",do,
Wilbur, shnll &c. Ii tHey "lBper. ethy,
Dailitf-Dut you'll be imprisoned II you aro not
m hand, for contempt OF conrt ,,,.,
Mr. Ht0rey lloap!ug from hl6 6oha1r)-WllbHr L,
Btorey imprisoned! Where in -. Pardon mo
ret once more. Alr. Bailif. Myyouthful profanity
kiil crop out II, moments OF too groat exclto-
mont, but imprisoned!
IRIS 4 TEHn1nLE PLACE.
Aio new County Jail, is,i't it { :,
DaililI-TuuiDlc, and ahoro's a dark cell In 1t
Ehiel Jailor Folz has orders from the Ioop!e's
Party to rosoyro for you il ercr you full Into his
slutchos. .,
Mr.. Storey-Aoral and modlalistio ontittoa,
slat shsll do And the 1ail u filled With hor-
fd criminals. Who il tho worst ~rotch III tho
plnco? ..... ,,..-..-
Bailiff--1 don't know who rs the worst, but I
tall you who III tho monilost There's man III
Here wont round town telling sca1ldalous
,tory ti,at blastoa the reputation. of young
sowing girl and ruined tue name OF an honest
mechanic. Flo got caught at it though, and
pow lle il paying up. And the mcnneet thing IL
sl'at no tried to get OIL by aayins that Homohody
slso who was lying told Him tho stoty and i'm
p06eu upon Lin.
Nfrrnt "A n mi ufHr