, 1874-12-05
EEhEEAt NEWS,


GENERAL NEWS.
Tho philoloEicn. horse-enr conductor has on
rchcd the English language with now verb
s'to uirkel.''
Tho Judges of tho City and County Courts art
undergoing season Of boring jnst now at tl.e
hands Of candidates for Justices Of the Peace
The Temperature yestorlny. as observed b,
Mauasuc, optcint1. under THE TRIBUNE Build.
ing. was: At q. us., 81 dogroes; 10 a. M, 81
II NJ, 80; 8 y. M, 35; Up, III. IS; aud p. M
So.
Oliver Remedy shot biz own knee, With his own
little pistol. as 10 o'clock lust night, at tho Ire
mont Houac. Dr.. Farwell extracted tho bullet
fran tho opposite side Of tho knee, and thinks he
Gun enyo tho 10y.
Teaoler-"I lave heon renling nl,ont John
pnnYan; can my OF The scholars tell mo wlo
ho waH2" Scholar (unapnins llis tingors very
excltedy)--"1 know, teacher; ho Tas tho Joodgo
OF the Ferlico Coort."
Ci|izons' Association Yesterday yisited tho crib,
In company with Mr.. ChcsbrunEh. They n,ato
thorough inspection Of tho lako end OF tho
tunnel, nnd expect to begin to-day their lahosa
OH tho Water-Wor1's engines.
Tho latest phnso OF nendicancr is that offered
by young bor who hall,tH Matlisou ind Clark
streetB late at nights mud stops parties of four
or. 1--WE. or moro IN nuMhor, and offers to shine
up all their boots for n pouny. Tho only way to
get rid of h,fn IL to cloao with his offer when he
Immediately docamrs.
". i. Phillips. tho man who cut his throat
With rnzor uorna time ago. whi}e lnborng under
lit Of mental alteration, tho result OF religious
excitement, died Yesterday morning nt tho Coun-
ty Hospital. An inquest was held By tile Deputy
Coroucr. ana The jury rendered verdict Of sui
eide
Tho Society Of tho Good samaEtans was IN
co1porGtttl TGl1rFaay, and the rapnrY left for
record. Tho olseerlI Of the incorporated Society
area are as 1 1olloTs vs. prenldent, Mr. Annie L; VAL
Herman Raster; Troasurcr, Mrs. Spautuiue
Secretary, 1lrs. Eakur.
II any one doubts TINT the ri1ing generation III
Il fact ono lot him visit enc Of tic big billinrd-
rooms between and o'clock IN the nftnruoon,
end SEQ tae youns Miss WHO occupies the Iades
gallery at that time, and emuses herself Bmokiuy
Turkish cigarettes and watching hor OWN and
her elder 5iHter's feilah" playing Fronch bill
lafds At So game.
\ stranger. pnIchanins ,goodn at tho clothing
etote of Meyer Childs, 80, 157 Wcst Mai|isoi1,
Street, Yesterday, loft n ffty-dollar bill on tie
counter in mistake for iiva, nut wnii5cd gu. ho-
fore the proprietor could cnli him back to eiyo
him his change. Dir. Chlds atlvovtlaol 1t in TnE
TRIBUNE aud tlo stranger called mid received
this money. Such honesty is too u,uch for tha
sphere.
There il r car-condMctor on tie Van Buren,
Btrcot limo who is 50 tall tAst tho sil nut OF nn
who Wlslsca him 10 stop a little whiIs does not
climb UP to his ears until tho fiery untancd car
haa le@nod G. block or two ahead. 4-foot long
Bneaklng-trnpet would provo H valuable ncqut-
Eslsion aud would. loarpendicularly applied, bring
his hearing apparats,s dorm to an ordinary leyol.
TIC Town Hoard of South Chicago held q
meeting yesterday afternoon. 4 lively time wag
expected whom thu Committee appointed To ox-
asnne tho Supervisors ACCOUNTS would hand in
theis report. H1t, III there was only ono mem
Der ol tho Con.m!tteo present, 10 report was
presented, and there was no music. q Little
said some rpi.etu things to tho suspccted
hchAncE aud, in fact. tried hard 10 raiBe q conl-
Gaotlon ~ There NaB nothing clss to occupy the
sl;ne ot thoso prosont. hut lie fael. and an
ndjousnlncnt was had until tho first friday in
January. "
In s!lork honlily on human fratltv in eon-
eral aud ctr-contltlcor weaEro.s i'll particular,
ono OF t!ly North Side City Railway ba-ringors
nMa"lising'y gayo wonderful eSornpllfcntion Of
tao elasticity Of the English language, and tho
toe,, torce wh'Gh . noun assu,acs sometimes when
!oIeed 10 40 duty asa vorb. "Ah, yeB," sighol |
Inc pe!l-f!nBer, NJ tho not unuualcal ting Of tie
nnn ane' ~, Sehoad , through tic cur tere ID good
e'la tlero IL weak neu tha.o IL s1,1uro CON |
duotoFa aud there Is nnide Uondnctors but TIM
= n' y 1nd l "icfel when hey hsvo
Lin the morning until Il at nisht," '1'" 't'4
~ won't tako in 80 cents this rim u ,ror,od a.,
Ogden avcnne 'Iua,ttiyer to tie papHo,,car Win
vas aharng ha scat on tho box. M thoy nasao, wmT
pcarh9h t,,n ssfoee m eolns vest " know wou't;
trip in goin to have Two psseara 5ss wnar sort ot o.
at Clark street, three moro nj + n g,tIa n"
and 10 OH until the bridge naY ieached' WIN, wh"n,
t' there ~aa anont dollar in aud etout tho bus.
the, o4hco!ln presont!nonta Of tho driyer worc |
evidently hardly us correct Us usual. "Soi,S
d 5aid ta", The td1rr H. u gsfs You're about right
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