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Gems of Thought.

Nothing really succeeds which is not
based on reality; sham. in a large sens c,
is never successful in the life of the ind-
vidual, as in the more comprehensive life
of the state, pretension is nothing and pow
er is every thing. Whipplc.
One of the strong consultations which the
true Christian enjoys, is derived from the
belief that an all-wise and merciful Provi-
dence is continually watching over him,
and directing the course of his temporal at
fairs, nisuch manner as shall make them
all ultimately work together for his good.
One may live as conqueror, or n king,
or Il magistrate, but he must die a man. The
bed of death brings every human being to
his pure individuality, to the intense con-
temptation of that deepest and most solemn
of all relations, the relation between the
creature and his Creator. Webster.
The church was built to disturb the peace
OF man; but often it does not perform its
duty, for fear of disturbing the peace OF
the church. What kind of artillery prac-
tce would that be which declined to fire for
fear of kicking over the gun carriages, or
waking up the sentinels asleep at their
posts? [Beecher.
Every good man is not born with the
gift of speech. There are deep-minded,
devout and earnest christians, who can do
everything else better than to address q
mixed assembly. They are constitutions
ally timid and slow -tongued; there is pure
gold within them, but they cannot coin ii
readily into current words.
"Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing
quality. 1t has been called the bright
weather of the heart. 1t gives harmony to
the soul, and is perpetual song without
words. 1t is tantamount to repose. 1t en-
ables nature to recruit its strengths where
a. worry and discomfort deblitates it, in.
volving constant wear and tear"
Avoid dleness and fill up all the spaces
of thy time with serene and useful employ
ment; for lust easily creeps in at that emp
| tiness where the soul is unemployed, and
the body is at case; for no easy healthful
idle person was ever chastc if he could be
tempted; but of all employment, bodily
labor is the most useful, and of the great
est benefit for driving away the devil.
[Jeremy Taylor.
We all speak and write too many hard
and bitter words. We try to break, moi
to mend the bruised reed. While we strive
to be strong in faith, let us not despise tho
faith of the weakest for there will come
day to all of us when, in the giving way Of
the powers of nature and the pouring in Of
the great water-floods, we may grasp al
something which may hold up and carry us
over. And then, not how much we have
searched out and know, not how much We
have disputed and prevailed, will help us
but how much we have lived in Christ ant
imbibed his spirit. LDean Afford.
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VERMONT CENTRAL AND RUT-
LAND RAILROADS.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
on and after Monday, Dec. sth, 1873, trains
VIII run as follows Sundays excepted;
GOING SOUTH AND EAST.
Leave Rutland at 1880 and 1920 a. H., and 1910
and $40 p. IN.
MAIL Leave st. Adams at GEO a. M, Burl-
ington ut $40 a. M, Port Henry at $50 a. m,
Rutland at 1910 p. m, Bellows Falls at 2:3O D.
m, arriving at New London at $3.50 p. m. con.
Meeting with steamer for New York.
NEW YORK EXPREsS.-Leaves st Adams al
$50 a. m, Burlington 1905 n. m, arriving In
Rutland at 1880 p. m.
NIGHT EXPREss.-Leaves Ogdensburg at lg
m, Montreal $3.50 pm, st. Adams 5:2O PM Bur-
llngton $40 p NJ, Rutland 1870 a. m Be Bellows
FAILS, 1928 a. IN. arriving at New London at ll:ls
a. III.
M, arriving In Rutland at 200 p. m. Leaves
Rutland at 1920 a. m, Bellows Fails G:35 Il. m.
accommodation train, a IRVING al New London
MIXED TRAIN-Leaves Rutland at $40 p. m.
Tor Bellows Fails and Brattleboro.
GOING NORTH.
Leaves Rutland at 1;43 and $40 a. m, and $50
MAIL.-Leaves New London at 500 a. H.,
Springfield 500 n. H., Boston 1880 a. M. Bellows
Falls HAD, Rutland 2:3O p. M, for Port Henry,
burlington, ST. Adams Montreal and ogdens-
II
arriving at Port Henry at 500 p IN, Adams at
9:25 p IN.
NIGHT EXPRESS.-Leaves New London at
2:45 p. M, Springfield at $40 p. m, connecting
with train leaving New York at 300 p. M, Bel
lows Falls 1920 p. Ia, connecting with train
leaving Boston at $3.50 p, M. Rutland l:43, for
Burlington, st. Adams, Montreal Ogdensburg
and the west.
MIXED TRAIN.-Leaves Rutland at $40 a. MI
for Burlington, ST. Adams, st. Johns and Ma
lone, n. y.
MIXED TRAIN.-Leayes Bellows Falls AT 1890
a. M arriving in Rutland at $3.50 a. IN.
ACCOMMODATlON.-Le New London al
$40 s. M, Bellows Falls $50 p. m, arriving In
hGtlasf at 1900 p. m.
Irt MS leave Burlington going east, for Mont
pele &C., at G:55 a. m, 1920 p. M and 1850 p. m
Ira MS leave Bellows Falls going north, foI
WHIT River Junction, &C, at $50 A. M and
ll5Oa w., and $3.50 and 1880 p. m.
STIoNs.-At Rutland with Rensselaer, &
Saratoga and Harlem Extension Railroads at
Bellows Falls with Cheshire Railroad; at South
Vernon with Connecticut River Railroad.
gF-Sleeping cars are attached TO night trains
between ST. Adams and Troy, and Burlington
and Boston. j. W. HOBART,
Gen' Supt.
st. Adams. VT, Dec. 4, 1873
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courage.

NAREcw ESCAPE Our young frierd
Levi G.. Shelton had narrow escape
from death last week. In crossing, on
horseback, a bridge near Claquato, his
hcrse fell off the bridge, taking with 1t,
down into the deep gulch below, its un-
suspecting rider, who strange as it may
seem, received but an unimportant
scratch on the knuckles of his right
hand, Another close call was that for
Irving Ballard, the other day. He had
been loading a revolver and left some
cartridges on the table, where also laid
his meerschaum. His two-year-old
son, had later in the day filed pas pipe
with cartridge and some tobacco, and
when the latter partook of the stimulant
and found, after smoking five minutes,
that something was wrong or the tobac--
co not good, the cartridge was so hot that
it could not be held in the hand. That
family smoke might have made our
friend Scar-faced Charley. lie has
knocked off smoking and now he
and Shelton are the heroes OF the day.
-Steilacoon, Express. rs.-.,,f, f...
, 1874-08-27

A REBUKE FROM CHINA.-The China
Ners is the title of a journal lately start
ed at San Francisco by Chinese enters
pllse, and printed in the language OF
the Central Flowery Kinglom. 1t Is a
folio IS by 20 inches in size. 55f
One of the editorials of the Nelcs is on
the Beecher. .Tilton scandal. md express
es regret that in this enlightened age
the high priest of a acountry in such close
proximity to China should become tie
subject of evil report. The editor draws
moral from the scandal, and warns his
reades to uphold the virtue Of their an
cestors! ,;,--,... .s.-. -f....,. b. ,rlg
The San Francisco Bulletin gives no
notice Of this editorial, but full trans
iatlon CT it would have been more salts
factory. Most Americans would con
slider the expression of wonder that
such scandal should arise in country
so near to China as a huge joke; as also
the warning to the Chinese of this coun-
try not to suffer their virtue to be inns
pared by American debauchery at the
very altar of the sanctuary. 10
, 1874-08-27

q A stranger gets puzzled in st.
Louis. He picks up the st. Louis Dem
ocrat. and finds that he is reading a
Republican paper. Incensed at the
fraud. he casts it asile and grasping
the St. Louis Republican finds that he
is reading a Democratic paper. Then
he rings the bell violently for the hall
boy and wants to know if everything in
st. Louis brazen deceit.
, 1874-08-27

y There are now only two parties
in this country--robbers and robbed.
Most of those in Congress are robbers,
and the people--the taxpayers--are the
robbed. The people propose to stop
this robbery by pattiLg in positions of
trust those who have not been ccntam-
mated with the ill-gotten gains OF tie
monopolists. That's what this lnde-
pendent. Reform movement means.--
..iIattoon Ms.9 Commercial. -e
, 1874-08-27

comes along and begs for din
ner he is requested to earn it
by digging four feet square in
the garden, but the trampinva-
riably refuses to pay this price.
London is famous for its fogs,
Paris for its frogs, Madrid for
its togs, New York for its dogs,
Cincinnati for its hogs, San
Francisco for its grogs. North
ampton for its clogs, Portland
for its logs, and all Ireland for
its bogs. ,sa
A young lady engaged to
be married, but getting sick of
her bargain, applied to a friend
to help her unite the knot be-
fore it was too late. ooh GER
tainly," he replied, 'lt is very
easy to unite it now, while it
is only a beau-knot."
An Iowa editor had brand
ed his contemporary asa aman-
gy dog disgrace to his own
heas.'' ,;5
You carl't eat enough ina
week to last you a year, and
you can't advertise On that
plan either.
The St. Louis papers sati-
rize the metropolis Of the
Northwest by spelling its
name Shecawgo.
A fair widow in Portland,
who had buried three hus-
bands, went with a gentleman
who had paid her marked at
tention, to inspect. the graves
of her dear departeds. After
contemplating them some min
utes in mournful silence, she
murmured "Ah! Joe, you
might have been in that row
if you had only a little more
courage. -a l sl
, 1874-08-27


lies in mental arithmetic. She COM
menced the question, "If you buy a
COW for ten dollars -" when up came
a little hand. "what is it, johnny"
"why, you can't buy no kind of a
COW for ten dollars; father sold one for
sixty dollars the other day and she was
q regular old scrub at that.
T" "Never marry for wealth" says
a contemporary, q" but remember that il
is just as easy to love girl who has a
brick house with a mansard roof and a
silver-plated door-bell as one who hasn't
anything but an auburn head and an
amiable disposition.
, 1874-08-27

BEWARE OF TRIcHINE.--As several
cases of the horrible disease trichinosis,
have lately occurred. among others those
recently mentioned by us as happening
at Flint and South Haven, Mich, we
again impress on our readers the neces-
sity of seeing that pork is properly
cooked before being eaten. Recollect
that one mouthful of underdone pork
may cook. your goose. Here is an ex-
tract from the medical report on the
cases mentioned above by the Medical
Society of Kalamazoo: lp .estl
Eat no uncooked or half,cooked i
hogs flesh. The raw flesh Of the hog,
whatever its shape or condition. whether
ham, bacon or pork, salt or fresh, su1ok-
ed, or unsmoked, is liable to contain
this parasite, full of a life and activity
that NAV soon work remediless mis-
chief in the human body. Bologna
sausage, if pork be in it uncooked, Is as
dangerous as any form of this meat
The heat that cooks meat utterly des-
! troys the life and mischievous power of
these vermin, and no one need fear any
harm if this fact is observed. - Wester,
Rural. a,,f
| ~ In little town out West a lady
| teacher was exercising a class of iuyen,
, 1874-08-27

" Know ye. the printers hour Of
peace? Know ye an hour more fraught
with JOY than ever felt the Maid of
Greece when kissed by Venus amorons
boy? 'Tfs not when news of solemn
note his columns all with sadness fill;
nor yet when brothers quote the effu-
sions of his blunt worn quill. But 0,
'tis when the weather's fair. or clad in
rain, OF hail, or vnpor; tits when he
hears the welcome sound, I've come
to pay you for your paper"
, 1874-08-27

U Detroit Free Press: Chicago
women are cool. When husband IS
brought home dead his wife doesn't ut
ter single howl until she has searched
his pockets and satisfied herself that he
hadn't any letters from any other wom-
an, then she gives way to her grief.
, 1874-08-27

How TO MAKE SUPERIOR CoFFEE.-Dl-
vide the quantity generally used into
two equal portions; put one into the
coffee-pot on the, stove, pouring cold
water npon it. Let it boil five or SIX
minutes; then pour the boiling coffee
upon the dry coffee in another pot for
tbe tsble. You have thus all the stren'th
.n,a.a mart of the aroma Of the one'haif,
and ali tho aroma and a part OF the
strength Of the other half. This mode,
when once tried, will be always applied
in the making of coffee. 5ao
, 1874-08-27
ALL SORTS.

s ALL SORTS. au
A spirit level -Whiskey.
Natural humbugs Bees.
gTaspring water April show
ers.
The present day-77YIour :
birthday. bs,....,ser
ssy 1t is said of a saloon-keeper
recently conqueredby theOhio
temperance people thathe new
er smiled again.
Five times, John Happy, Of
Vermont, has been engaged to
one girl, and he has not made
her Happy yet. 80 = 2,
-. Lots wife wouldn't have
slooked back but a woman with
anew dress passed her and she
wanted to see if the back
breadth was rllfiled.
An Arizona girl shot her
lover and then nursed him ten
Aderly until he died. His last
words were. II forgive you
Mary; you did it Withan livery
handled pistol. "sad p
-, A citizen of Detroit, who
had been exploring in the
northern par, Of the State,
says he never realized how
wicked heJwas untilahe was
chased three miles by a bear.
Milwaukee wisdom: ssWhen
you see a young couple late
atnight on the lake bankchew-
ing and biting and eating each
other, just let'em alone. They
are only 1ooling.,,' bss54
DR.. Cuyler, wants all young
ladies band togetherand say:
''No lips shall touch my lips
that have touched q bottle
Rather rough this On the fel-
lows that were brought up by
hand.
A Louisiana man put q two
ounce can of nitro-glycerine
inside a chicken, tosses the
chicken to an y2alligatorsand
that alligator does, not,tronble
the bayou any more.
To secure a scowl o ofperfect
disgust from a lady, tell her
that a caterpiller is S crawling
On the back Of her dress.
--' A Buffalo editor never takes
!, time by the back hair He
simply casts the eye Of his
mind across the .chasm ofcen-
: '+turies.
1tis considereda pretty we'll
settled fact that death has no
-terrors for the man who mar
1ies woman after thirty years
courtship Of her.
~ The Christian Register an
unounces that % woman who
cannot many emergency make
or repair a garment, has one
AFT. less than a.Pot.awatomie,s
squaW."' 20
The New Albany Ind. Led
ger prays to be delivered from
the "maudlin FOOLS who crit
icise a man because he puts
his food into his mouth with
a knife. rs fEcsea .skf5s-
One ofthe great and increas-
ing evils Of imperfect mastica-
tion.is decaying teeth. 1t is.
a law of all vital organisms
that every structure or post
must do its own work or die.
Tennysoenn says ~ that Miller
is thes greatest American poet,
and Miller says Tennyson is
the greatest English poet. A
man couldn't improve on that
if he sat up all night.
A Memphis man mourns a
recent landslide which proved
his Stable to be very unstable,
carrying it and a mule intothe
Mississippi River, to say moth.
ing ola large part of his real
estate. F-@ -
1.s-There are three classes into
which all womenp past seventy
That lever knew were to be
divided: First, that dear ear old
soulS second, that old woman;
third, tn that = old 7l'l. witch. S1it &
-s.ls..fsais za-s : iEs .hl + G, I.