Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1874-07-30

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Here ,hi. ,6eetienass couple at Tor si1
mortal bours. each beat upoo setting the
other down. rumisating the while UPON
their relative position. But il muse b
confessed that Mrs. Svellov had the bes,
Of the bargain. eer indepesdent Of Solo
mons uapsled head. par boiled neck and
shoulders. be cav % clear - mud tha,
the watch dial aud the croetery had to Be
replaeed; % that the Workisgs Of the 6rst
chapter in bis volunisous system to prae-
tioe must be attended With % outlay oi
at least twenty dollars. This being the
case. I might % we'll b huug for sheep
~ lamb. thought be. and With that be
softly rose from his ehair. stole sileotly
from the room, and turned tis key upon
tho gentle Mrs. Swallow.
Open the door this instask. Mr.. Swal-
low
Not until have kept ycu hero seven
days upon bread and water returned
the victorious Solomon a. be went his way
rejoicing.
Blu. alas how fleeing ie human great
ness-in about half On hour be returned
to sec how matters were going. but scarce
" put his eyes 70 the keyhole. when he
began roaring like calf. for Mrs. Swal-
low had torn every one Of ha linen shirts
(that on his back excepted into pieces
to make rope to let herself down from
the window; nor was this oil, for upon
further examination. he discovered that
she had also thrown . variety Of chair
cushions. bed linen, TO-, into the dirty
yard to make her descent safe.
o. ehop-fallen Solomon Swallow!
The archives Of the Ssallow family
are silent as to the remaining occurren-
ees Of that eventful day. but on the very
next morning, sbout seven o'clock. Mr..
Swsllew- psrpcd his hsa1k iron under the
blanket and said. .Mrs. Svallov, dear,
isU't it time to get upr
Yes returned the lady. and you may
call me when you have lit the Gre and
Pot on the kettle
Poor Solomon /! There Was no alter
native. So he Get atout the work With
a slacrisy which showed that be had The
terror Of broken head and deuolished
body linen running strongly in bis mem
oey. In short. Solomon vas . conquered
man. That be had to prepare breakfast.
sweep the room. sts. Theo next, his as-
siatsnse .was required in the rubbing Of
the furniture, and making Of beds. and
before the end Of the week be Was initi-
ated into the mystery Of washing towels.
Degenerate Solomon Swallow! Nay.
in after times. when the Swallows began
to gather about him. it Is whispered that
his better half used to employ him At yet
more deeply eonjugsl Offices.
About i've years sfter the celebration
Of his nuptials. = friend called to see
him.
Yen must 60 With me to tho theatre.
Mr.. Swallow. said the friend.
He shan't. said Mrs. Swallow.
lie must said the friend. and 90
must you
i may. but lie can't replied the dame,
for he must stop At home with the chill
dren.'
And Mrs. Swallow did 70 to the play.
and Solomon stopprd At home.
y. hen-pecked Solomon Swallow!
The m0ral-Serycd him r;oht