The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-02
NUMBER / / :. e.
Josh Billings on Dispapshe.,

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Dear Baker: I1haveabeen a. ptaksiksiT
.dispcptic for'27 years and four Etnonshs, ,sa,
it would have been munni in nsmiipoSkessadr
if had been born, without anys stumsT
muck. 'sa,iisr hsrjeih sid sis4ia. sisaw
[ have prayed upward of one tf,ona 4si
.sa sand times to be, on the iaside. like ep
ors'rich or 4 travelling colporter. -s.t
i have seen travelling ccolp ,rtsrs vhe, 80
could eat az much az a goose.
hare seen goose cat till ssshey s =
couldn't stand ". aoy, moro, and then = -,
sit down aud eat sum, and then lay down ra' 90
and eat sum, and then roll over over ana ,essk
I sum more. eSS9' 'St sSFRaH@ ehF
hive tried living on filtered Z WaassSs assS -
aud Going barefoot for dispepsR6, aaSah
that didn't hit the spot. o. a.P 'asaiipIaD
have soaked at. water cure establisiindp
ncnts until was so Timber that kouldyaN
not git myself backngain inside aoGmiA
BAL Twin apparel.d5esd osg .syHs 1adsssv
bought saddle hoss once Who ffss; 9,r
got up expressly to kure dispepshy+-ha;es,
was warranted to karc the dispepshy ina
30 days or kill the hoss.,z s5 j gzia ~,
lie was warranted to trot haIder ,thanJ,a
trip hammer. pull wusscr on q bic
stumble safer down hill than emmy other.
hoss on the foot stull.
| rode the hoss until i waz all over
jelly, then sold him bride and saddls
and all for sixty eight dollers, and gosa
sued by the purchaser, and had 70 pay pay
him ninety dollars and sum sents DANA q
scs, bakauze the hosa had the 'NimshY,' aa'
disease knu nothing about. - 80 Sn'
The boss and fxings kost me 420 dol
lers gold. e'Ealtsa SD eid aeas
kontracted for eleven koras ee HI
hickory wood, kross grained, and az fall
of wrinkles az an old cows horn and
saw ed away three months on it, and the Z
pile seemed to grow bigger every day.,
Ifnally gave away the saw, and what
1sS there was left to- save life, and
sat u iase=aS,.raged, "a square Yictim
to the er df.ss-4 "a = ~
have lived d'slNLa side, asseS gam
bnolrd in the sailing food uutil was as
well picked as number one aalt mack
crcl st' sc
have lwclt at Saratoga, aud taken
the wnter Ii Ike mill race and still had
The disprp.hec. ~ -" fs'4aa
| have walked two miles before break :.
fast and then EFT a slice ov dri toast ana
haff the yielk ov' pullet's es; ana fals Is
fall the time az weak as kitten thaS ~
had inst come out ov affitt. sTsveIeQ 4
l. + have alaid' down moro ethan tsais
thousand times. and rolled over. 1oaoe Sas
minute Hsf night'long, and sstsupih thsao
/, ncrn!ng like corpse, and there didh'kSa
nothing; seem to- oil me dnny s7here sin
: particdlar! Szi'o7t9 ad4 80 zaidaiL aivfaD
d I'havc read whole libsrys on thaatnua.g
i mdk ana liver and when gotmthtuEi1a
knu CRATE deal less what wa. thes snas,7
ter with me than rwihepsi begun. .es,A
/ l have drank whiskee with roots in Il.
enuif7to, carry loG, ,leunyTb bridge or saw,
mill dam iusthe,country! 6; .etr.s;s ,;d,
i Irhave worked opsa farm for mi yittela
1 ahd~board, ,sand dietods on fride pork andss
ri bred, until j was thin 'as the sermon
ov, y scyen days baptiss pr,ancheerr!n FL % !
! l,havo dun all these e things and ten |
thousand other things Just as iriidiklgs,a
and have got the old dispepshsa yss,a
just az natral and as thik az the Yppimpioss"
IN four year old goose. t'''q"'q ea' -
! ''Tf yu sit afeoba hold tovathep dispep
9he onte5ynu klIat never loosa itsenfiro,
Is; ii will 'cumIarodaH ohceinIa aniloi
iik'aa ho<t,| aod if iedon't skarosqyu 90
nn'ch7az tsdidI once, 'iand tn1akea you
thidk yu'afs going stow die to, morrow,
it Wil nakeyou feel,just as sorry .r.,a5
Yours, JOSH BILLINGS.
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A"Thc Sbasest men have the lowest estiI
Iiiate Of women lyaisgs tius sasgsatas
| Strawberries are ID New Yorkynsrkes
at 81 il quart 1855 a ed ss1sSod 'ssta.
2fsiy loyal, ''fii'11S ii Take Superior, is the
most nnrtheMy territory OF the Unitsd
States. - 'tp
soaic' 81 aho Wholesale liquor houses
my'cincinhatf JhaveH had ii aaallin, their
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