The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-03-12
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pARAGRAPHs OF ALL SORTS.

EAhAGkkAEAS -
slippery businsss-A corner in lard.
The Congressional library boasts of
miles Of books.
Time never sits heavily npon Us but
when it is badly employed O4I
"A Washington belle ia described as m
"encyclOpediA- of fascinatiOnA"
-The4aaiaas have invented a new pro-
cess of scalping, and not even q bald
headed man Is safe
Jurors now receive $40 a day
in addition TO what they earn by the or
dmary traf6ein verdictsi
There is nothing that will change a
man so much as q great sTsef, unless II Is
shaving off his moustache.
There were $2o,ooooOo expended last
wear in passage money between this coun
try and Great Britain. AAA1AA
A Western paper that board
can be obtained at q large and shady
brick gentleman's residence.
A little girl Of eight or ten Summers be-
ire ASKED what dust wass replied has a.
was aud with the juice equeezed but
An Iowa postmaster recently refused to
lick a stamp for a lady, and two hoars ~.
ter got licked himself by the lAdy's hus-
band. wrrvrrnenr
Mrs. Jenkins complained in the evening
that ID. turkey she bad eaten didn't SIT
well. Probably" said Jenkins, sit was
not E hen turkey"
Boston pays $4,000 a year for church
music. and one cut vi every ten Of her la
boring people has nothing to do and
nothing 10 eat. The trouble In organic.
They have a new style Of smOking:cars
on the Central Pacific Railroad, IL Is 81
vided into two parts, n OF which u IN
tended Ter Chinese, the oLher Tor white
men. -
Barnum had invested nearly 100000
in the purchase Of q fac siRsIe oil tue ce.-
,sbrstsd pageant Of the Congress OF Mon
archs." belonging TO Saager's Circus oil
London.
A Wisconsin town has had the luxury
of an old time Dutch wedding-two
days and nights at dancing, $4e for the
musicians, and twenty gallons OF Whiskey
to help keep merry.
A book-binder had . book brought him
to be rebound. After the job was finished
he made the following entry in his day
book ITO repairing the Way to HeaY-
en- twenty-five cents."
t"ME TIsD," tellingly remarked an In
d~ianapoiis editor, during the late strike Of
the printers, "tyvt ne CAN Get oxt owl
pepper withant the aid Of af ony Of thass
bssky Oniun oombosutols."
The new charter of San Fransisco pro-
vIdes that women shall be paid the same
salaries as men, In the public schools Of
that city. This is simple equality, and Il
an innovation sure to DO followed.
The present year will probably see the
competition ofe commercial directory o.
the world, which gives an account Of the
state of trade and the anne Of the traders
in every country.
A clergyman being invited to open a
legislature with prayer, uttered the follow.
ing ambiguous petition May corruption
and sin of every form be as far from every
member as Thou art
Retributive Justice sometimes follows
faster than we could expect. An evil
minded Brooklyn boy propelled = snow
ball at his his aunt the other day, and
lodging into ~noighboring area, sat dow
on scnttle tut of hot ashes.
The word husband, with which younl
women, before marriage, associate so mucl
poetry and romance, Is not, in its etymol
ogy, all that fancy represent it. It is An
glo- Saxon, composed of hus and bonds
meaning house boor.
= The vicar Of St Pants hondons re
Gently stated chat many English mechan
-, a 1cllar anA q half O Aau
think nothing Of Impending from Eve Il
seven dollars IN the public house betweel
Saturday night and Monday nOrningt
An English Judge has decided tina
: thread manufacturers who mark 400
yards" on spocls having but 120yards ar
guilty Of no offence It they ahIp thespool
TO America. Can't we ship them anothe
load Of wooden hams and nutmegs2
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