Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1874-03-21


Tho Tiny traitor. love himself!
By the wings pinehed him up
Like a bcc; and la CUP
OF my wine sank him.
Aud what dye think dbl drank him.
Faith thought him dead. Not he
There lac lives with ten fold giec;
And now this moment with his wings
feel him tickling my heart strings?
A hollow mockery-An echo.
Pressed fortimc-Egyptian mum
mics.
A journalistic indignatiOn-Pa.
per cholcr.
The place for picnic-The Sand
witch Islands.
A boy pulling mules tale Is q
touching proof Of confidence.
The man who sat down or the
spur of the moment has not doEe
SO since.
Punch defines the Home Cir
cult as walking about with the ba-
by at night.
Mr.. Stocking has been and mar
ricd Anna Frost. This calls for a
'Hosc-Anna"
An Iowa gentleman hitchad up
his horses and enabled his wife 10
elopc with a photographer.
A couple of lovers, at Cairo,
were married by telegraph the 9TH
or day. the clergyman being in
Memphis.
Joseph Medill writes that Paris
differs from Chicago IN rnut-T'-~-
-ioHgo,l-.,aurtship is not tolerated in
the French capital.
Now, Johnnie says grandma, Il
want you to sit as still rs a mouse
'Mouses don't sit still, grandma. =
Sure enough.
n henpecked husband denies the
report that all ladies garments are
becoming more and more mascu-
line. He thisks it right the other
way.
One of the features or the New
Orleans Mardi Gras procession was
woman whipping her husband
with ii pole. No burlesquc about
that.
Georgia Legislators contemplate
establishing All irobriatc asylum,
and local newspaper suggests that
they are preparing comfortable
retreat for themselves.
The real gentleman should be
gentle in everything, at least in CIV.
cry thing that depends on himself
IN carriage, temper, construc-
tioDs, aims, desires.-Harc.
There is u minister near Boon
willie, Indiana, who has heen mar
ricd three times, his first two wives
being sisters and his third wife
stop-mother to his first two wives.
The apprehens .on expressed in
some quarters for the safety of
Con. Phil. Sheridan's scalp are not
shared in the valley of Virginia, so
says the Richmond Enquirer.
Secretary Bolknap, in letter TO
Judge Wilson, of Iowa, denies that
he mace a present of $4,000 in d.
monds to his wife. He says that
he could not give her anything
worth one-twentieth part of that
sum.
a strong minded female, who
was arguing the other day that the
condition Of married woman was
sIavisb, was effcctually silenced by
her opponent, who said, ut is not
slavish, but it Is high-menial.'
Busy not myself in searching into
other mems lives; the errors of
thine own are more than thou canst
answer for. 1t moro concerns thee
to mend one fault in myself, than
to find out thousand in others.
Bishop Leighton.
Said Lord John Russell TO Hume
ut social dinner, 'What do you
consider the object of legislation
The greatest good to the greatest
number what DO you consider
the greatest number? continued
his Lordship. Number one, my
Lord was the cOmmoner's reply.
4 ncver-yiolding problem to a
newly married man is how to car
~ groceries SO that people will not
suspect he is just married. One
man looks 50 sheepish that the fact
is publicly advertised, while anoth-
er, in trying to avoid this extreme,
becomes so preternaturally solemn
that he is betrayed at once.
Among the gifts to Pcnnsylva-
MIA bride, few days since, was a
broom, to which was attached the
following sweet, sentimental lines;
"This trihing gift accept OF me,
Its use / would commend;
In sunshine use the brushy part,
In storms, the other end"
The author of remarkable arti-
clio on The future of farming, in
the Fortnigbtly Reviow, thinks
that 1--WE may look to time when
farming will become commercial
speculation, and will be carried on
by large joint stock concerns, issu-
ing shares of ten, fifteen, or City
pounds each, and occupying from
three to ten thousand acres
Patrick, dear, come in and go 10
bed, iist,' said the wife of Jolly
son of Erin, who had just returned
from the fair in decidedly how.
come-you-so state You must be
dreadful tired, sure, wild yer long
walk. 'Arrah! git away wild yer
nonsense said Pat. 1T wasn't the
length av the way that fatigucd me,
Twas the breadth av it,
a man named Bryant, who lived
at Weymouth, England, was strange,
ly affected by political agitations.
In. 1865 the contest in his Dor
ough excited him SO that he cut his
throat. His life was saved, how
ever, and he consented to live
through the subsequent period Of
political calm. Tho recent elections
again unsettled his mind, and he
has again cnt throat.
a Madison county On. Y. } couple
started on the train for Auburn tC
got married the other night. They
made "a mistake somehow and Ian
ded in Buffalo. After three hour.
of running minister was founC
and the knot tied. They took iO'
of trouble to get united, and seem
cd satisfied with the result. But
those who have frequently married
assert that if they have an ordina
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