The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-07-25

w. - rolls
And not wave Of trouv'v..,
Across The Gfhbger's breast.
Crodut Of the Minneapolis Tdtu~ heard sJm,
one repeat Walt Whitman poetic ofetihg L
Nellie Grant and was sd CHARMED With it that he
went to the oficc and copied It OF, as nearly as
he could remember, FOR publication, Thc result
is appended II is lovely;
A KISS 70 The BRIDE.
Scared, blistersome, underlined,
With venson from east and west,
With saaratus north aud south,
And numerou. other ingredients from northeast
and southwest,
And several counties yet to hear from.
Through me to-day, 100000 tarts and hams,
Waiting 2OOuOO0 clubs 5000 900 soul-felt swears,
With 40,0O0OOO reserve fund in the Treasury.
Tender and true remains the marin that yields
thee.
ing barometer in the morning and increas
Ing cloudiness over the lower lake region
and possibly rain or snow over the latter.
Queer giri-through me the ancicntrycjuice, too,
For the New World, through Inc at distillery
prices, the old, attenuated, ancient, veneer
able, anti-crusade wedding greeting
0 youth and health 0 sweet Missouri rose. o
bonHy bride, almighty dollar! much!
O morci Owe everybody, with nothing
whcrewith TO redeem!
tongue, trachca, tonsils, Pharny&, larnyN,
news ink, to-day,
Unto n nations loving smile
WHAT WILT-Mhy.
When in doubt it is always safe to apply to The
editor. timid man who wanted to know chow
20 tell q mad dog" is thus enlightened by the
New Orleans Rtpablica";
We don't know what lie wants to tell him mt
the safest way would be TO commun cate win
the dog in writing Send the letter rom n ,yrn in
the shape Of walding, followed oy small Slot TO
see If he gets It.
Beautiful and accomplished daughters
around Momphjs 90 out coon hunting with their
beauz, and on returning home, climb into the
second story window so as no, to arouse the old
folks
Missou.i jury, in the case Of man found
with ten bullets in his head, decided that he
had been shot or met some bad accident in some
fnanncr'not just now Known"
According to the -. Louis Dllnocrdf, there is a
big chance for the grangers Of tia: city TO i'm
prove by experience. For example:
city granger short time ago planted 10
cents worth Of peanuts in his back yard. Scom-
ing the services OF middlcmen, be entered into
negotiation, with retail peanut ycnder on o.
Hs
per bushcl. Yesterday lie examined his hills aud
found that his peanuts had all rottcd IL the
ground. On consulting al East TenHcscean he
found that roasted peanut. arc not sure crop
anywhere.
The doctors seem to have dull times it Milwau-
kee. Says the Sm;iai:
Yesterday a little girl with q can Of Kerosene
was followed six squares by i've physicians
They were sitting on the fence in front Of the
house late last night awaiting the explosion.
The authorship of tie following exquisite lines
is lost "in the mist Of the unknowahle"
THE MAIDEN's LAMENT.
The setting sun gided her soft brown hair,
And mellowcd the gloom In her luminous eyes,
Then Redeemed with bushes her bosom fair,
And sank IN q blaze 0! luXuriant dyes,
Yet the sun comes up with tic coming morn,
And the west will fame again, as Of yO.c;
Bat a hope once set Is never reborn,
And heart that is broken Is dead cgcgmorc.
So the maiden moaned with the moaning trees,
And lifted Wet eyes to the rising moon,
And whispered her woe to the whispering breeze.
She must wear her spring hat till the end Of
June
low. IS running .ttt race with Kausa, ia the
matter Of editorial amenities. When the CoUn-
eli Bluffs .Nonpd,d! spoke Of Col. keatiey, the
ahtimonopolist candidate for attorney general,
as gentleman Of culurc,7 Col. keaticy's or
gan in Council Bluffs rctort, ly pronoUuciug the
editor of the No,parGl "pc;crcd out, rclAcad.
I'd, Gy-blown A.rc.aS"
The Gator Of the Wouona Ia6r rises 70 the
level Of mighty problem tLgs'y,
We would like TO know wla. those oil lark.
means by dog days. Tits the congregation
oi - - CANNES out on a -crcraG'uC by star
light dog days are here,
Wisdom crlcth q. Inc gate, aud tai, Is auc Of
her invaluable Uttecances:
The fool scckc,h 90 I.cl; q ly from'a mule,
hind leg The wise man lgttctA the jo5 out {,
the lowest bidder.
The Earlvllle Gyzs'te rejoiccs that "at last ",
are to have Il brass banG" Judging by The bras
sy character o. Inc Eariylc politician, and phi
losophers, one would think they had bras, banl
enough already for one good sized village
The New York and Brooklyn papers are not
always flai;erius In their references TO Phi.adcl
ILia. Thus the Brooklyn Argqs.
The editor Of the Troy WHO says Ac would
walk Que hundred AID forty-,hrcc thousand
PAGES day 10 ret out Of P.lilade plia' TIL.
sentiment docs him Infinite honor, but Il IS mol
quite 50 cEhiirating the confession OF the Bos-
lpulah VINO declared II ne couldn't get out ui
Philadelphia any other way, he would cEccrigny
crawl into a mortar aud he shot out
What is IL We wsnt?-iq Sale Re1ort,r
We arc not good on conunirums, but judging
by your general appearance, we should sag It
was a clean shirt.
The Hennepin Record darcs TO say tai, Of Hen
Hepin's own pretty girls: Some Of the pr.t:ies
girls in Hcnnepm arcnewspapcr carriers. Ihcy
carry them in their bustlosn
The La Sale IndspR,ie..', edited Dy a Yarsor
so that the statement must DC trac,) made last
week the startling announcement:
A shoal of fish made their appearance near the
bridge at Peru, and made lively times for a while
among the fishermen and boys. After catching
about one hundred and fifty, the fish suddenly
disappeared.
The "shoal" must have consisted OF sharks o:
alllga.ors. No lkt Of The missing "fl.herDs-
and boysD is given.