Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1874-06-08
THE INTERRUPTED EDITOR.

as to say that although we hear no vol
ces, there is some subtle influence perva-
ding the" when a man came up with
demand for correction of an article /
charging him with bigamy. You have
to keep right on with an idea when you
have got hold of it, and so run him in |
''Pervading the air about you all the
time Peter Smith has called at this Of
fee to say that the unheard voices COM
ing from the dead often swerve US from
he isn't the man mentioned as having
two wives the path marked out by the
Obstinate"
Here another man came in and want,
ed notice of his new building.)
"Spirits which refuse to yield to that
new block on Michigan avenue, although
Smith is directly charged by the police
with marble front and twenty feet
deep. At night. after days toll who
does not love to sit down and let his
mind run to the mysterious and shadowy
basement under it and stone caps above
the windows we take great pleasure in
setting Smith right before his fellow
citizens, and"
(Here man comes up and wants to
look at state map, although he could
have found one down stairs.
Certainly, sir. look at all the state
maps you want to, and call back the
spirit of some dear friend gone before US
will ascertain the name of the policeman
who wrongfnlly accused Mr.. Smith of
having frontage on Michigan avenue
which helps the looks Of the street very
much, and you will find the county of
Hillsdale further to the left of that land
from which no one has ever returned to
tell US whether our friends are sad or
joyful"
! Here a boy came, up and wanted to
sell some tonka beans to keep the moths
out)
Thank ye bub, don't want any ton
ka beans if you ever want to look at any
more of our maps come right up with a
Mansard roof to crown all, and Smith is
now set right before the public and his
friends generally who have thus improV-
ed the town and commune with them as
to whether moment of sadness does not
: occasionally steal over them as the
; thought of the fond friends come VI
again and I'll talk with you about the
3 tonka beans and every patriotic citizer
ought to keep a state map in his new
u block on Michigan avenue Smith wh'
states that one of his wives deserted hin
u in Illinois and the other
: Here a widow wanted to know VIII,
: no paper was issued the day aftc
Thanksgiving.)
because it was day set apart fo
e one hundred and forty-four widows il
/ the entire block with tonka beans enam
Is eled on State maps to mourn their earl
II departure through the valley and tn
So shadow of death [ don't want you t
Is bother me any more Mr.. Smith abou
III your two wives and come bub get righ
down stairs now with your beans to th
70 spirit land where all is joy and peac
ne the compositors wanted holiday an
ne it's against the principles OF Christianit
le to-
Tn (Here a boy comes up with a bask'
u of apples.)
an "Forevermore can't eat apples owir
ng to my teeth and Smith is now good Fl
Oh any beans which any state map conncc
IN ed with this Office has nothing but j
ng and peace to mark the never-ending tin
"A I'll break your neck if you say apples
ay me again and you see that the new bio
res spoken of has no bigamy to prove t
'u' moths don't apple the tonka beans so
OF in Hillsdale county. .'-Detroit paper.