Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1874-05-07
IN TOWN AND OUT.

IN 4VHG AMI VC4s
when will spring time come?
Kite time. When the Marshal ap
pears, the boys 60 a-kiting.
Ohio will be seventy-two years oil,
on November 30.
Boys are getting their fishing tackl
ready for use.
I--Something in partieular-PsAoRn
TeItChUiLnAgR.
| BE it recorded that the heayies
SHOWS of 1874 fell i'm April.
is it true that without "P. S." {
lady's letter is never complete?
Rheumatism stalketh about seeking
whom he may find unflanneled.
The stock of sscolds'' seems te be
exhaustless. Every one has one.
In the southern part of the state the
fruit is thus far safe and promising.
-Qualmy sneezes, the gentle messen.
gers of balmy breezes, are with us.
A great many people were in town
on Saturday. Trade was pretty good.
Swallows are said to be scarce thi:
spring--ali on account of the crusade
Sixteen saloon keepers were in jail
in st. Clairsville, at one time, recently.
Decoration Day will soon be here
again. Are you going to decorate this
year?
"A fly can wink two billion times a
second, but a mosquito can beat him
ten to one.
Communion services were held in
the Presbyterian church in Bloomfield
last Sabbath.
--Our young folks have begun croa
King again. They should not do it,
Be cheerful.
Railroad facilities have again been
restored in the inundated districts OF
louisiana.
SO soon as the weather will permit
carpets will have their annual attack OF
ague or "shakes."
Beauty and bashfulness are often
united, yet the loveliest maiden is ad-
mired for her cheek.
The late frosts have damaged peach.
es to some extent. Other fruit is not
much hurt, if any.
The swarm snow" last week has
not helped the oats very much yet,
fbaf aan Iaarn
Now is the time to sow the seeds of
expectation. There are still some
grounds for hope left.
81 am dying for love, said mel
ancholy young man, as he put the cold
black fluid upon his moustache.
Getting born costs the people of the
United States $22O,095, 600 annually ;
getting married, $250,OO0,O 900; getting
buried, $73,6s9, ,450; total $543, ,7s4 ,450.
"A son of the new miller in Paint
Valley fell into the mill race one day
last week and came pretty nearly being
drowned.
Mr.. Baughman, editor of the Canal
Fulton Herald, was in town Saturday
last. He reports the Herald prosper
ing.
Those who have stirred up the
ground in last years potato patches say
there will be full crop of potato bugs
this year.
"She don't know enough to boil wa
ter" is the latest estimate of the capac-
ity for domestic duties of the girl of
the period.
The temperance crusade has accom-
plished something in Cincinnati. The
brewers sales decreased $4,000 last
month.
B. C. Brown is the happy father this
week. Another young Republican is
boarding with him, and will be old
enough to vote in twenty-one years.
"A Wellsville woman went to glory
last week. She went up in the flames
of kerosene. The fire wouldn't burn
but she did.
We should not hesitate to recon-
mend to any friend of ours, Parsons
Purgatfre Pills; they are scientifically
prepared, and are adapted to all the pur-
poses of good purgative medicine.
We understand that Prof. B. t.
Jones, of Shreve, will take charge of
the schools in Millersburg, at the be-
ginning of the next school year, in the
place of Prof. Loos, who has resigned
We furnish Envelops with Busi-
ness Card thereon, nearly as cheap as
the blank envelopes can be purchased
elsewhere. n
The Court House Square has been
planted with young maple trees. The
old trees, were mostly broken away.
This will help the appearance Of the
Square very much when the trees be-
gin to grow.
The Ladies' Temperance League of
Bridgeport, have succeeded in closing
all the saloons in that place, and are
now visiting the saloons and wine eel
lars between there and Martins Ferry.
--"Cleanliness is next to Godliness." !"
they say. We hope our city fathers will
prove that they are "neXt" to it by a
general cleaning up of the streets and
alleys.
The Ladies' Temperance League of
Steubenville, intend establishinga read
ing room and social hall as resort for
young men who have been in the habit
of frequenting the saloons.
IF we were permitted to make a
suggestion, we would say to the Mar
shall that he would confer a favor on
many citizens by having the store boxes
removed from the sidewalks.
THE editor of paper in La Crosse
sent fifty cents to Boston to learn how
to prevent shotgun from scattering.
In due time he received printed card--
"Put but one shot in your gum" Now,
all the wags in town grin at the editor.
Two Cadiz Crusaders, the other day
followed barrel OF vinegar to its des-
tination, took out the bung, and smelled
of the contents, and satisfied them
selves that it was not the bone of con-
tentiOn.
"A Judgment for seven thousand five
hundred dollars has recently been given
by Cleveland Court against saloon
keeper and the owner of the premises
in which he kept his saloon, for the
sale of liquors TO husband, at the suit
of his wife.
Decidedly the best remedy that has
ever been discovered for rheumatism,
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