The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-06-25
FACTS AND EANCIES.

-" DO you ike blle pluuo poH
one asked rheophile Gautier. ~ per-
fer it to the guillotinc," was the reply
of the poet
The clergy cost the United States
sl2 .OOO,OOO annually; the criminals,
100000 OOO; the lawyers, $7O,OOOO 600;
rum, 5000, O0O
-" Where do wicked little boys 60
to who fish on Sunday?' asked teach
er in n Sunday school. "Down to
Cnllom's RiNc," was the prompt reply
A. d. 1900. Scene before crema-
ton undcrtakers shop small boy
"I saw, sir, is dad done yet? If he Is,
please put his ashes in tins ere I'm NoU-
tle." ovh0+
takes mp more room on sidewalk now
odovs than acknowledgement ie-
male ?" Answer-A boy in new par
of boots.
Wed like a remedy for sore feet,
saws Cleveland paper. Have you
tried the new kind OF roofing material
Six wards will do to commence on, Il
thev are common Cleveland feet
When we are dead" said Haw"
thorne one evening, sitting down III one
of tie loveliest of New England ceinc'
teries, "whcn we are dead, we Ameri-
cans begin to enjoy ourselves.
A commercial writer suggests that
tbo hides of crematcd persons might DC
t II;l;2pd This awful suggestion gain.
$ ers force from the fact that the SKINS OF
t many people have already been tanned
IT is a solemn thing--a very solemn
+h;pg to oct marred-to feel that
hanr%rorth through life the mild eyed
,,;ri ot,yonr RIGHT is to b. the only te-
male in the wide world duly licensed 10
. throw hat-irons at your head
+ A shark, fifteen feet long, was killed
q on ArIlwright island, near Savannah
# few DAYS ago. aud in it's stomach were
=. ro,nI one old boot, one tin cup, Two
=, nrahe one small shark, and several
,e emnrI bones Of the human foot.
W 1T is we'll that the hcartstrlngs, car can
# IL Law - orJ contract There's Mrs.
k, Weaver, % of Peoria. She rried to throw
s. horanlf into her husbands crave, tainted
al m,,o, and went wild. That was il'e
M ,,oHtbs oro. and the other day she mar
T. ricd a rcd-eycd h8htninS-fo' '''",
A physician OF skin ana SNP@r,r''ILe t'na. Ie
cows q mustard plaster should never ,' .t po
d. S"lJ n"iyeJ with hot water, but with 1 th9
II. ml'It" ,.hfto of rrrs: and vhcu so prepared
-" Y,.. Y,,, nc lnty as couutrr-intant WI IN
III "ot' ','rnlnrinr ' the anguish OF DhSter'
-" -. ""; u, thn nll method.
~, 'N VI r,1,,rJ uapcr tells Il story
rI \ New n,.ii'D, i,n.,,or. vino advised a
~ ""o"o I,yo Two mohair switches
re- m tl1,"r', :,.o'I Of one, as the article was oe
,,i lhS'G,"' .,,a,,r. w. lie said that the MAJ
ed gT,',mS ,,,nnm, ho hired to hunt noes hat oAl,
he ",I't """,l' Two within fortnight.
mt pputlemau who came severn
in u,l,sorI miles to view GcNns with lh
the |',U"", ,'m",,,s, Of purchasing, got ar%eSHe
aid pn5TPo%t' ,t y" w him. and, stranger as he was
per he m coyorted around and nse4 ,l as "Ppr, plr,
lei ,r;ate ,,r language rs if he had lVe1 VAei
ent IN his lie, and moved III the oeSV
ned "oo;atv "- NV
his '' ,G5., y pjcayune doesn't kno
it. Inc ~, .,,t ,,nnng men always COZ
on. why IL ~ a',,.orv sn". To- grin when they Al
OBJ slIer IL ne't,' ne t'" Ether sex. Nobody ca
red ;rI, o,,aE.I7 and erin Mt every word he "tVel
nch ~ithont losing every one OF those Pglu' P"le
'Rr- Enrities which originally dIstlhBulS"e
iin, i'nliItr1 fror tine chimpanzec.
',nB verv vrosaic and matter-ol-l"
"n3 n3 o,orayman ,r,' recently remarked that
AMY G.e' ..oI thn homes of the victims OF ln'ei
anu ,.annn '..a ., could be gathered aud maze
very p'f''lco ,,n.roiJ 1o,j no plain could be lar
,ah ,I' ~ ononaI ~ for its base to rest upon Al
%oso " the 3lanets would have 10 DE- S"e
lerly aside 10 in''N' ,,,tL,r;dos will reno
ront Iodine ana c"oVn"t faat '". as a buzz-sa
mrs, warts, but NOT so, 30 t~Jy to%o fine velvet ct
The Hot lemonade %ul ,"% ,,,T,;sI,y XIV wouldn't
Iossy bnd cold, but Il h2o 2S I",nT1 oni1s would
were it Just rs we'll, nHo 1.a. ro'r'7 th" even
oorp, scarcer. Gray hairs SIl'Gl WA Wv +hn p,
,cter- of life, hut that was ,,, na'1;; 'I1;;scoyered
pro- hontas coloring 'ln'a WIS "''o ,,,,, nors,
opon "A gentIe - '"nr, ,.orr noor one. W
coach very good and a very poor + ylrr turned
'SohS, seen riding the iayV'i tat,on fine O
tha' ms I. VI"t VI'IN ~ said sneerinS b
Y four ohu, ,ii', how comes it that You Leu
'uU III wife ride the uogSo ,TS,;onI when thee
fton tor :, reply. Was WoopI know"
Mem marrleu 'HVo 49,, ,ao1 eighty. was
that "A sly olu o"S' canrt for brencl
'''''N FORE IOliiOu t"'A II,;,,r,
ppnr- nromisc lately The ollE ,I'n ,,,ot
wash, saved him was the ecohoil'o"y, w. tt,or
lonest sTy" Sf his snrling in his letters; Wher
ehu ol wanted to say " May No1 .,I P'C' - T.
nI W and kisses, he oniY WIZ 1otters 81
, ''t that and X " NJ, ~ y ond ~ -, "L, p" 81
l., had fled my ue"''
death Po' l., elznhant passed over the
ecame hri1nn at St. Louis the o'htt