St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1874-06-05
Squibs.
A green-grocer-One who trusts.

a green -grocer-One who trusts.
Vegetable philosophy advice.
a table of interest-The dinner table
Cure for Il felon-Take it to the peni-
tentiary.
A family of original cremationists--
Burn ems.
A pair of drawers-A span of truck
horses.
The hymn for the Centennial-Old
| Hundred.
Ministers of the interior-The cook
and the doctor.
What is the best key for Il Christmas
box \ turkey
Why is grass like penknife Be
cause the spring brings out the blades.
Farmers gather what they SOW, while
seam stresses sew what they gather.
If man dreams the devil is after
him. it is a sign he had better settle his
subscription bill.
DobbS thinks that instead of giving
credit where credit is due. the cash had
better be paid.
\ little boy heard his mother tell of
] vi tdlllt DtlIS DuIUl lut
other night. Weren't their tails burnt
also 2 inquired the verdant youth.
boy. is that licensed dog 7" asked
a Detroit policeman. No" said the
youngSter: hes Il rat terrier dog, and
! I'm taking him down to have his teeth
| filed"
\ man in San Francisco has started
the novel theory that it hurts Il China
man to be stoned to death.
Every man of any prominence what
ever iii the sixty-six counties of Penn
Sylvania wants to go to Congress.
He has left void that cannot be
easily filed" as the bank director
| touchingly remarked of the abscondinO
a gentleman of Louisville has dog
"a pointer. The dog ran up the steps
of house and refused to come down.
His master followed and found "A.
Partridge" on the door plate. This il
Illustrates the force of instinct.
A boy who had been taught that time
Is money appeared ut the bank the 9TH
er day. and remarked that he had an
hour given him. and he would like to
spend quurter of an hour. and would
take the change for the other three
quarters.
4 litcralminded youngster was pick
ell up by IA visitor of the family, who,
dandling him on his knee. said : II
wish | had this little boy | think
there's money in him" To which
promptly responded the child Il know
there is. for | swallowed cent when
was at grandma's the other day"
nir.,.ti,,,s ,-.r., |, H.
States Senate the other day to have a
spot designated IN the Capitol grounds
ioi the equestrian statue OF General
greene, Ill conformity WIN the resOlu-
sion OF tne continental Congress passed
III l|oo. mere was no occasion to
hurry about 1t. 1t Is not Il hundred
years YET since the resolution was pass
ed' ana VINO cares continental what
bnw '"' any
lew uaH ago h"nSry party sat
10" II DIT 'lle "th-SPreau supper table
o. Ii d" i;'n ;ou'i'' s''.'nier' upon wnich one OF
"o Wv. ' o;ia 'i,3'" d LOU vi ihouer
i'e i s'N.i "a 1;lt 'L'is aoohiis ihulVlduai
"''T '.iis "iSn 1o"aru MN, saying,
me" His next ueipbbor. an Irish gen-
tlemap. Immediately inserted his fork
into the fish and transferred il to his
own plate. ,emarkipg. sir do Won snn1
pose nobody has a sowI to he saved Inf
vourself9-
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n,nIeT. ,mswered th. anrsI.nnn | .ne". ..v!h the
III nnita Sm"ii our r"e draniat Sauua'i WY
..C,n't holm !, miss hd,S' thadn',s sr""nu na,,
orders He saws Ls.u hama = IGi I;a pa
for horticuItuIe nnt for hnsh'nIr'.- ia,' o"'
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