The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-08-13

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"A HsTg % m.he lhe Fasa5s afa ads
ua8 wezss s. hssGg maae lf railroad
gngs The husband Of suah O creature
srsiaIT ought To be pacific male.
Said 1suuk America TO h. papa.
rs. te yaB o Brusberf Yes, my son.
au 6a5a lH Eug.aa3, Vol, wc whipped
goo raiauai lle ~youUaslfr
"A London brakeman sIr.rl.sas aJu-
calf as sbreaeb-a maker 90 gAe queen.
Ilere mqst be aome m.slaae about A.
Be don believe tie queen would d9
Baa q lh.ag.
Why. ssse3 a @goyerncss Of her little
s~safse $50 we pray 80 God go give us oar
dallg bfcadf Hby 4out we ask for four
aags or "a wcskf We want il fresh, rc-
P..ei tbs Ingenious child.
"A MAJ. Olsen, Of saIt Lake, makes
public declaration that ip her opsuiou
oJyKauy ID 81. good for women is for
men. aul that size would like three
hushauds-ouc 90 live with and love,
aud He other two go help support
Ser.
The editor Of the Buffalo EKpres.
says be casts tho eye OF bis mind across
ihe ehasm Of centuries. Can that gifted
orb see clearly enough TO read the signs
al thc time. on the other side Of the
hasm, sud tell us how much peanuts ave
going to be a piutl
A man 10 an ad joining county died
recently who had taken bis county paper
for twelve years without paying for it.
Upon the day Of his burial the kind.
hearted, foreiying editor called to see him
for the last time aud stuffed a linen
duster and a couple Of palm leaf hats into
the coffin. lie wa preparing him for a
warmer climate.
A little boy from Chicago, on going
10 the seaside, saw q turtle in the back
yard Of 4 hotel, when biz astonishment
knew 40 bounds. Oh, mother! molberl
said the child comc right away quick! for
here's the queerest hiug-a great black
frog, with hat on his head, creeping on
bis knees,
The Tennessee lawyer who rcsortcd
10 the insanity dodge in behalf OF his ne
gro client, and cxpatiated at some length
upon the absolute idiocy Of the poor fell
low, met with some opposition from the
datkcy himself, who exclaimed You can
hang me, or send me to the peuiteuchry,
OF say rs a rascal, but Mister, please
don't say rs a fool again.
Young gentleman, do not get into
The habit Of betting, said a professor to
bis class. No kind Of bet is excusable-
Ia fact, every bet is a sin as well as a
mark Of yulgarity, Have nothing to do
young gentleman, with bet Of any kind.
That, | suppose, puts a iuisher upon our
dear old friend the alphabet, exclaimed
one Of The students. The professor smiled
blaudly upon the young man, and gave
him dny extra lines Of Greek.
"A poddlcr called on a Uuiontown
badly 10 dispose Of some goods, and in.
quired Other If sbe could tell him Of any
road o. which 40 peddler had trayled.
Yes, replied she, / know OF one and that
g., the road to Heaven.
At a recent meeting Ola society com.
posed Of men from the Emereld Isle, a
member made the following motion:
Mr, President, ! move yce's that we
whitewash the ceiling green in honor Of
tlpo old dag,
Sd you are taking lessons III drawing
sally? Yes; aud the teacher says | am
au apt pupil, a ! draw more differences,
iusinustions, admirers, aud allowances
than any girl In ,de academy"
-1hi, d. a Kansas Pacific story: At
So. Mary. an engineer saw "a yolng
sqaaw wiib q p%atlsaose strapped {" her
beck standing ou tlr' pjatturw.
dove you got "a h#le INDIAN thcre3 said
tfe drive Of the jrou uur>e,
~, said SIDE, uni injm lnli i]ujuucor
"A romantic mics 10 York, H., sc.
gently went aui ta Maud Mullerlze aud
rake the meadow, sweet with hay. She
stood over a yellow jacket nest a. she
swung her little rake. First iump from
tie shore eleven feet. Distance 90 the
house half ID tnIta. rime twg minutes.
it Is something uuaosuaulablc bow
these sober aBi se,itie Oh fellows, ~
.sfm "a. ,nglr lamil.r. have gone 20 the
cmHfY ta -pend the heated terra, com
mee1a 80 wear their Sunday eiolte. every
tls,, aad Go argue that four hours sleep
g.. sI laai lhp human frame requires to
te hteslila4
"A Youug lady IN q Peunsy lyauia town
pat q pieces Of wedding ca ke under her
pillow and went DO bed with the bappy
belief that .ha ws0Ij dream Of seeing
b g failure husband, That evening how
ever sae Hai eaten TWO plate. of Icg
cf1am. aaaul 4 piuI og Strawberries
several NWsct e4kp.. and IL l4rga UIekIe.