The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-03-06

NICHOLS, Wh0 for 'lNlhlllB' nv
warrants on the oily Treasury, raised
himself into Jail, has been constituted
u drawer Of waior and perhaps newer
Of wood, and on "Wednesday
evening, while out after u bucket
If water, either drowned himself In
That bucket Of water, or forgot HAT
there was such place as u JAIL IN a.
word, not even the point OF Nichols
more has set been seen, Alch0lsl On,
Nichols DO We mourn lhoo rs
drowned, or az kerllNmmlSel 10 whore
wen never get you again? SIill, M
grlclnt your absence would boeolionod
some II we were only left the dear old
lucket.
\ HIGHT spring wagon, with Il horse
l0rnessed to II, Went dancing up Live
Oak street yesterday afternoon 10 quick
music, The horse seemed perfectly
contontcd that the wagon should Kick
up It's wheels to amy extent 1t pleased,
provided he was allowed t. keep
ahead, On reaching Good street the
horse suddenly turned his partner and
az his pard got its back upon the
ground, lts tin number shot up in the
air like cork from pop bottle, and
the horse ran on towards the fair
ground, II takes n Dallas horse TO nc
company u wagon whenever II wagon
desires to take an airing Of that kind,
TIE first case of the "womcn's
movement' took place on Market
street yesterday, II took three Of
them, two blacks and one white 10
toll homeward with n friend and
brother. Said friend and brother bls-
tered up TO II gallon Of whiskcy and it
jumped down his throat before he
knew it, thus enleebllng his carrying
stills aud throwing the onus of hia
movement homowmd, upon the three
females before mentioned.
SOME tasty and artistic individual Is
getting up, in this city, what we will
term an "ohject" advertisement, cnch
advertiser having his card surrounded
by ornamental samples Of his goods, y
lawyer wanted Il card inserted, but re-
considered, on II friend standing by
suggesting that there be tackled on the
advertisement, II bottle Of Hr.
For "sAoying the queer ono Of our
most vigiIant special officers arrested
n follow in negro cabin, near the Pa
cihc tank yesterday afternoon, and
showed him qnecrIy in out Of the
threatening shower until to-day, when
the mayor will look further into this
individuals failure.
lT only costs ten dollars, in this city,
to bust an EDITORS head open, and Tor
fear some newspaper fellow might
think ii smart to say it, wen just fore
stall him by saying, maybe that's all
that jury thinks any Dallas editors
heads worth.
AS Il lady was passing down Main
street yesterday afternoon, carrying a
small basket in her hand, containing Il
large glass cake stand, boy running
past carelcssly struck the basket,
knocking ii from her hand and break
ing the glass contents into fragments.
DALLAS must be city with itssharp-
ers its burglars, its music halls, It's
confidence men and its lively, spright.
~ and witty, oh, so witty, local editor
On The llERALD.-L Houston Age.
AS Lord Dundrcary would say, 81
don't like a fellah who says $50 witty.N'
In all cases of excessive drinking,
the liver and kidneys will be found Sc
riousy affected. The stomach refuses
to act, and can not retain the necessary
l0Od. The nerves are unstrung, and
the man feels truly wretched. OF
course, in such cases, the first thing is
to cease the use ofalcoholic stimulants,
then restore the disorganized liver and
Kidneys to their normal condition. No
medicine will SO eiltctually do this MS
William Il. Parker's Compound Fluid
Extract Buchu. If taken according to
directions, no doubts need be enter.
tanned of obtaining prompt and effect