The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-10-01

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lfanls Gsss good - uIlls. hos maft
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1ga CASH d. that sgala, ssli liis plg 60
f4s boy sas eai Die ulI %.
what eagsb 9aght laly.s relloaat 20
beF-A lltiss above Two fest
when ls eapt1la la bic beav'sa al
nef Nhsa be sean b.s shlp.
Tas says lse tosas srottea skin is SC
esssisd fsf by b.s belng "lePg.
Ta Eeep varm ou cold day tbe wom-
sH aaault abs Cape, aHd she mea double
tIs Ilau.
HfaHRT q saarse sen are. stgpld
Ka1rt "a nos Milo land, li Be part OF a
aanisutgt
Thoso vho have tried o Say that kiss.
laa ia i5Es q sewing machine, because Ii
seaias good
Ths tons. see affecting lhe poor Io-
d.aa. lie complains that none bot bald
hessiel neH 80 west.
81 .s reported llnt son Of Brigham
1onps Is going 60 marry newly estab.
Hahe1 female seminary.
Two fatjggci travellers, having TO
travel tsa ui5jss iartbsF, eomi9rted them
selves hy tie calculation tast il was only
iYg miles each.
Al Alabama editor winds up an edito-
rial on lhe corn crop with the remark,
We have 90 exhibition Ia oar sauctum q
pair Of magnificent ears.
II anything will impress the human
,nind With awe, II is the expression Of
tbe mans face who has iut been aroused
from snoring ia church.
40 Illinois stump speaker who was
blowing sround that be carried four reb-
q bullets as proof Of bis patriotism, was
found 10 carry them in HE breeches
pocket.
People who believe the stories about
intelligent dogs will read with pleasure
that Loaf dog In Virginia, having seen
bis masters advertisement Ia one Of The
papers promptly went home.
Progression Is the watchword Of the
hour, but In Missouri mothers haul their
disobedieut children over their knees
and strike on the same old spot that the
Romans did three thousand years ago.
4 Cape Mas youth used the deeds OF
bis fathers farm for gun wads. The
stamp on tie bottom Of the document
wasn't anything like the impression the
old man made on the same part Of the
lads anatomy.
Here's yonI money, boy, now tell me
why your rascally master wrote eighteen
duus for that contemplate sum. I'm
sure, sir, can't say but If youth excuse
me, sir, sort o. reckon twas because
seventeen didn't fetch It.
llow's business now2 inquired one
Nashville merchant Of another yesterday.
nua. fearfaliy doll, was the reply. The
fact l., nobody buys anytning Just now
bat provisions aud whiskey--the bare
uecessarios Of life, as il were.
Il tterc any person you wish me to
marry, said a wife TO a dying spouse,
who had been something OF a tyrant in
hIs day, Marry the devil ii you likel
was tho gruf reply. No, ! thank you,
my dear, oae husband of the same family
Is enough for me.
DO you believe there are many people
who never heard the "Old lundredF ~
asked a musical young lady at the family
table. Lots oi folks never heard il, 10
lcuuptcd q prgcocons Young brother.
Where are they, | should Ike to know
Ia the dcai and dumb asylum
4 Freuahmau learning the English
language complained Of toe irreguaity
ct ibe verb go go," che p.c'ent tlls" OF
ub.h .saus vas but wtiticn oul fur bin
ss mJlaRt: 4u; ttou ..ariest; ie de
parn; We ht tracks; lou rat ~iirk-
they absqas,alstc ut -k'iiaddIe.
Two ,uang men uut riding were pt...
Ing isrtnaaf,sc whete a farmer MAS try
ing to haruess go obstinate mule. Won't
he draw asked one Of the men. OF
course, said lbe l4tmef, hem draw the
attention ot every tool that passes this
way The Young men drove on.
You haye lost a friend, see, laid q
gentleman ga negro WHOM he met ga
the rsad.
Yes, uisssA.
Wa Il q near ur distant relative.
Wei. purity di.taat-'bout twenty .tuuf
miles, was tbe replF.
4 sauday soeo0i tescbor after explain.
Ing the ioc'gine 81 regeneration. asked
ogo Of The scholars Il be- would not like
10 be rsgrueraled ~ born again.
No, answered me iulc fellow.
Why uatE
Cause lee irsiB ia be- bora giri.
/. ma lace htta a.ked 8eaug ind,