The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-03-20

tasmows or VsaE cAs1l'AsGN.
so want 40 be- IL Govern

go wan, 40 be- u esoyPruor.-,
want to be governor,
Aud with the governors stand,
WIN a thousand dollars salary
And the statutes in my hand.
There right before my rivals.
Who'd all stand back aud sigh,
III stand, as stood the mountain
When the flood went rushing by.
would not act triumphant.
Nor ever show a spite
To the crowd who'll then be gazing
Up At my dizzy height.
Bnt from my LOFTY station
III bow to ''casJ and west"
And reCel 5e congratulations
On inN coming out the best.
Oh how I'll show the virtues
That my friends have advertised,
IA exhibit all the graceS
My constituents have devised
As belonging to my nature
But to me twill eyCrbe
mystery insCrutabc,
How these things they CHANGED 10 see.
The occurrences in matter Of fact, every
day life when carefully considered and
analysed. furnish ndubtable evidence OF
this one great truth that "fact il stronger
than fiction. 70 illustrate, will give
little sketch of Il transaction that is now
going ON under my own observation. for
IN tho least imam nv im9ainst,on i,,t n"ly
rplatn ihc,, in tho .voof ,,,n,,,o,. - ,Ln;
occurrence '''''
An cid lady of ,,,. ooou,;,,a,.. Nr
InIia proyerse has icon in ~ stoto If r',;l'
inc health since a year ,ro la.l Sc,t,n,ior
Is is usually tho ease VIXEN bar '1 illnr.s
cnmmcnccd !, yos nnt thorrl,t n,,,ct o,,n,,t
nut rs time passed on and her condition
became critical the way her friends walked
Nrs Jrlia hoe :, sr,o,i ,,,o,,a,t,9 o,,.i.,
inm of a fine rcsidcncr in a noniI,ar nci,rh.
boIhood and an cntoiIrd ;ncn",c If 5,n
,ha,,so,,I Joiiors s,"ooI,. o,,i,,'.,' =; ,,,,ii
seem TO excite anybOdy'S aVcrce or cuui-
litV but ''bchOld how great n uattpr a
hItIa fro lipdlo,I, - Lor ..,,,.;,,, -, ...,,,
" ~, ~ '""'''i' 49, .".''
down upon hcr IKE an avalanche OF Alpine
SHOWS. The analogy docs not hold rood
nc Ia t,n,nnroturo Ca ,,.,r,,,o ,. ,,., d, + 1.
,ol AZ, 49,, W. ] ~ ~
as they have heretofore been m the oil
iadvs interests. thoosstdnous o,tcrt,nu tho.
-, 49,, a., W.. 90 "a,
"Ss'"N upOh tlcul HOW II ueCluclily iuluc-
rous and somewhat suggestive. 1t is sport
tor those who are tnlirr rotcs to ohsprvp
,bo dc or no,,a;,. ,,a.;7 , ,l,.,, .';,t
t'lo ny " .ouaiis passing e''ch uticl VIZ"
most significant manner,
First and liyelest in this preltv pr0ccs-
sion is Miss Nancy Sprarins. Nancy is an
irresistible creature. or thinks she is (Which
with all Miss Nancies. amounts to much
the same thing). She has the most bewitch
ing WAYS with her. stems coouettishly. and
altogether keeps up the finest show Of fine
ladyism Imaginable. She has swarms of
admirers, and holds levees at the urgent
solicitation of her friends who seem TO
fear that her hrirht and eh;n,nr n,orite will
~ E I'll !, '7 -. iN' rnS nv W
not pe Wiuely ana iuily appreciated.
Nancy Is modest Withal, and has been under
the necessity of statinr nnbliclv tha in
ycIvor,orte;r,, ,,,;aI - r. - -
against her wishes.
never knew before
lhat was SO very brave,
My native land TO save.
IRON band OF bastard rebels,
And "I mod R,9'p retoiss, ian u'u nate
They should neer invade my state.
80 si6 J1IH nn i Ine d0,HShty home Guard,
Ana studied music faithIul IVY
TO while the hours away.
Knowing well IT'S wtching power
practlced on the s'scales."
And It's paid me passing well
TTeading close on Nancy's heels is Betscy
t',n,',' "no oe'.is uccilculy Woiiiall Oh
pu9ihc9o' ~ - NV 81 Hlutil matter Oh Won
der That she has an eve to the main chance
She il sharn ut n horpain and koano ,hn
shop Keepers IN a STATE OF chrome DISNEY,
Tor they know when she visits them for
PURPOSES of trade, she will invariably wall,
III with ,he hnot or tho Lar,roi,,
have had some funny notions
About money mill,
"WhSc" ty l nsuc gTi and 2 }9inP promises
And soon we'd ali be banker.
The money market nlled,
IN il , hahS nu I,ni9s thousands
In the tricks Of banks and ralroa Is,
IAN aii pcrieotiy "au ialt'n o,,,.
And. dear irIends I'VE mnha tbeio ro..
b,. no ,,,ea,,s ,,ni,,,,or,o,,, ,,,,,..,,.,,, =,
,LNuJ -; 49, ''''t r. ''i'a5. ga
tue mt ~ udshlhg lady rejoicing IN Inc
cuphOnious cOgnomcn of Emma Mary
posv Parker who IL a trovrlod cloroctor
,J i.o H., ~, N''H' W.
"nu mas li'pidiy interests 700 lleT glowing,
golden histories OF her adventures in Cali
i"i ,ii' anu olah VIII occupy Il prominent
ana permanent position IN the literary
world.
,,,. .., ,,
rioai ny sou,h iHo Deth Sagaclous,
anu VI ne tWo lnlhsa are IhOnshl,
'i ~ may nay ~ stilGtly hOhesti
ino o'hoi 'h'C Ill not