The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-08-08
WHAT TEE WITS SAY.

Oshkosh, you see, burns to be even with
Chicago every time.-N. 7. Commercial
Adgertiser.
Several people with guns are moving
through the streets to-day; there must be q
book agent in town.-Da16ury Nesos.
George Alfred Towsend ("Gath y was
in the Chicago Fourth Of July celebration.
lie was five hours passing q given pint
Mian. Tribune.
The bull-pup which Alexis took with him
from England is said to have introduced
the finest breed Of fleas ever seen in Russia.
-BrookEyn drgus..
"Did Mr.. Beeeher really kill anybody !?
and if so how much?-MizsaseapoIis Tr6-
bnase. No, she was still living when last
heard m.-BfaSaserd Tribune. 5.
Judges Hughes and Wright, of Tennessee,
differed on a point of law aud clinched, but
were parted, and now nobody knows Hughes
Wrigllt.-N. 7. Graphic.
Guinea hen at Morristown, Pa, laid
ninety-two eggs in as many days. She
w tlAtuLCk NJ &c,
but Victor Hugo is still one ahead.--Bostoas
Post ..
The Boston Post notices that the Michigan
ladies have seventy-six newspapers to back
them in their war for the ballot. A Michi-
gan lady can generally get as much "back-
ing" out of one, sc .
Milwaukee Sentinel: Wilkins says his
girl waived her, handkerchief at him as he
passed the house, last evening. Inresponse
he waived his coat at-sleeye-which he nsed
as handkerchief. ...f s,s. ..s
The Western papers are full of :" The
Man with the Branded lIand," but no at
tention is paid to men with branded noses,
though they are as ten thousand to one
Boston Post ss .,..
g What" asks the Toledo Democrat,
'shall we do with our boys. . If
they are likely to turn out to be such
men as their fathers, we would advise you
to shoot them Loussuille Coarisr-Jour-
Hag ,,....e.s ss.s 81
The Sandusky Register contained no ed
itorial and only one local item for four
days on account OF repairs to the Office.
The s'repairs consisted Of putting a lock
ON q door and washing the windows. De-
tro6t Free Press. si. ss.i 3 s
A curiosity is shortly to be placed in the
Ordinapee Museum at Washington, con-
sisting of a Federal and Il Confederate bull
let, impacted iii the ain, which was picked
mp before Petersburg in 1864. .--New Or
leans Rep a6sscaas. 85s 4. ;fs ntf
Alpha Betaea dissertation don't Sigma
Phi anything to us, but we once Na man
who Kappa Phi Rho blnk and LAMBDA pal
because he Beta pile on a Gamma cards
and then delta Beta Rho Of truinps to his op-
ponent than to himself Tile Capital.
Says the Detroit Free Press. Ida
Greeley is said to be one of the most sensi-
BILE girls in all New York State, and we
don't see why she don't come to Michigan
and get married. 4 Because she's sensible,
probably Boston Globe 81
= Hc AtkktlUfu aC0HTdd6ts5 S6GktiS To GIlillk
that Chicago will keep on burning until
there is nothing left of it Were tberenoth
ing left Of it but a lady's foot, itwould take
first class conflagration several days to-
destroy it, Brooklya Argus
The Marchioness Tiflinni nee Wickersham,
Of Philadelphia, conyerses fiuently ia nine
languages. If the old man TifIlnni ever
undertakes to come to bed with his boots on
she II do the subject justice "A lbasy Egoa-
sisg Post.
An exchange says Barnum is looking
for wild ass that escaped from his animal
slloW recently. Wen be bound that that
Identical ass IS here IN Louisville now. The
damnable way II which the papers on on
table are daily ineddled with II All tho
eyidanee es want or tile fact. oouyaer-