The Hillsborough recorder. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1820-1879, 1874-08-05

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soienfofcs thsirassbis goHhereser while
men u,ay CO. :. .t1H
Till four years ago the military sus-
tanned the Raaicai party, Since then thei
isdiriary have sought tgldp ,he wicked
work. People .qf the. F9pith Judicial
| District, arc ri YOU l. wiling for Ills thing to
go on any longer7 II bot tGer vote against
Ar. Russell, i.i.iIigy, ,lIianslaES..
| CRUMBS FROM JOSH BILLINGS.
Ths,oply way to bofa your own IL to
keep adsansipg mo one can stand still,
and do II. fsllllIilk. I'M, ,ls,
Wize, men laif at most things ID this
Ilife5Tlt isoply the, php0Ay wAo. cape the
Swallows. si 5.,.ss 81 l..,s.a i..is la 10 Is
,yp kan i alwuuss tell bow, nutch q man
iz really tickled By hearing him l4f. Thare,
ought to be a masheen invented oineaz-
zuie the JOY IN hiip. just pz there. IL to,
find how much. water thate lain milk,
Honesty iz,thei basis ofall that il good
or even remarkable in emmy man.
The reason viii everybody luys child.
and pets ., ,pupPy,iiz bekapsc they are 50.
natral. nsig
li,yhenever yu,see phelipv who izfor-
ever and amen in red hot hurry, yu kan,
make up yure mind .ha. be hsin't got
much ~ de.. and but little capacity to do
il. s7s,5 g.. .ys,els 81.
Good breeding ii nSthikg more than the,
art Of knowing bow TO saA pAshantly till
our turn comes. A little ,shld WONT do
this, aud . little pig kant !.
Gossip y more ks!shiDg than the liieazles.
!. The quickest way to, take the humility
out Of man who IL forever blaming him
self for sppthipg il 10 agree ltvith him.
This aim rlwhrt be jz looking fer,s ..t
i, Book larin ii,all ~ man. needs in this;
life, provided he spend biz daze in closet
A conceited man is great fraud, but
be never cheats emmy boldly sOmuch az he
duz himself. 81. ,sl l.s!se , .,
I lie who dom want what be haint got
haz got all be wants iz happy, whether he,
knows it or not. ... - ~,
Thecoyetoes rhan.is Ike q SPONGE,
which take in allthe rnoistase aihat Gums
near i. and leh out noneuailit il squeez-.
ed. ~ ssiias5 I'll - J. iaa,,as
a Acuninng man IL seldom wizc. and not
alwus bonest.a w. +s.,
The nan who never sdeeeiyes himselfis
the hardest kina ov mani foriothcrs TO
deceive. :. fd t.sfirs,l,a,sd 80 !. ~se.
IL mankinl had been, satisfied with The
bare necessities oy life, We should today be
just about az hr advanced 10 The arts and
sciences az Cain and Abel Ruz.sg .-.
Double SKIES are good throw. with dice,
bnr there i cpe better throy than that
.hlow, them into the fire, ,.,., -
Prudence is most necessary yirtew; it
amt safe to be careless. eyen uithan in,
timate friend.ss 90 y Il !. n u.
c No man has ever lived q, be 80 old. or 50
wize, that By copldn' Lean s.q1mthius from
sAps''snSs' ~. SS's set - 1 ~ s,sr
lsass.,a, tfts..a--- -, Z, N. 49,
The girls Of an illinois seminary amusc
tbeibseiyes BY spittfrg II aihfk.
stApy j flsfg lsr-ses sl1ftspi fyss gl
There are no boquo,a about newspaper
Office. .bu. sqnsiilnes. tic contents Of tho
pastc-eup acquire maturisy which By a.
NJ anylothtr name sotsd smell ag sweet.
Tbera. 4 1 ,n,,l.ls in East Wheeling. W. g.
Va, who has kicked ihsfapf of his stable .
every night for the past seek. in addition
70 shocking The saasal %. ~ ! family Of
lpiss'N fFaia + ssIi aa
A New York pap1r sfayelyohserves that
the spiciae1fa farmer, which i notices,
rs singularly strange IN ss much rs he has
not been IL the habit of dchdgsach things
A.paintsr being i asked % esiimatc tue
cost of painting 4 acertain bopse drew forth
pspcil and paper. and made the following
calculation |, ), noneht Is naught; thrso
into fyu twice you cau.t-pll paiut your
house for CITY dollars.
ASL, Ipma paper had . twp-cpiuDn ae-
count Of q hotel Of that, eisy, The bed.
blgs. after reading il oysr carefully. held
! meeting mud dcucubcSfs paper for
not ineniibsing thefn. n.taaii 4
An old clergyman spying boy creeping
throuah = fence exclaimed . What
crawling through a fenes figs 10 that
Yes, rcterted the bOy, aud old hog 80
along the street.
Anoficer in the Washington Navy varl
an1ouncekthat he hasan old an reliable
bupipn which Be Il assitVus to excbsngn
fsFa more uioaora sort ef bsromstcr that
sill not setso excited atevofy hltle show
er that eonss w. y H
A boy vas sscn 10 ihe streets II 81.
Paul 4 few days ago vish bis cap full Of
green spples. lie. was followed half milo
by three doctors. before INC 6rst gtipc
seirsd hifss and then shey al had plenty
q bhsise~ Cor sbesexs hour trying 70 keep
him usdoublsd. @,iI;,
kAerve-dieecr walking 10 ihe streets
u . country tcrn ilc other day, chanccd +.
70 turn spd boticed two doctors walking j.
beside him. ne sicp;cl tilI they passed.,
aud then followed % behindthan :AY
whw Il tbix y said theg Akeuw