Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1874-09-12
GENERAL ITEMS.

To keep q dog--PreSer,c him in alcohol.
Rakcs flourish most in the hayday Of
youth.
Never rub your eyes except with your e.
bows.
The best thing for Fresh Cold-Get it
cured.
A patch over the eye will Disguise any
body.
Tie softcst water is caught when it rains
hard.
When Ignorance is bliss, It's folly to be
otherwise.
A onc-leggcd soldier ought to be rcmcm-
bercd.
Money paid on Sunday contracts may be
recovered.
One mans preserved meat is another
mans poison.
Never 60 into the water until You learn
to swim.
Experience is a torch-lisht in the ashes
of our dclusion.
First law of grayiy-Ncycr laugh at your
own jokes.
Baby farmers should be spanked with a
trip hammer.
Wheneyer business falls off it always
seems to ge; hart.
The host cup Of cof to be had in Europe
is in Vienna.
You can easily vex candle, though you
may pat 1t out.
"Kidnap' is from "kil" child, and
"nnb to snatch away.
Gid big knaye and little honest men
will worship Kim
Fora cheap Watering place there is no.
thing like a hydrwnt.
Tie new dictionary defines dclrium trc-
men. Is tight fX."
Don't ont more than four meals dag in
this hot weather.
Division among families is an unpleasant
sort of arithmetic.
You shou'd not stone Your neighbor, but
you may rock his baby.
That births should not be published is
something not to b, born.
TO tell our secrets is folly ; to divulge
those of Others Is trcachc'y.
They have no Mr.. or Mrs. in Iceland. 1t
is only lngihjorg and Naycgdr.
Children make. mul-pics. Those of
larger growth make mud rc-cyyorS.
When You write lettcr--on the whole,
however, don't write Il letter.
IL i better t. fall out with your banker
than 10 l,-c your balance with him.
In Delaware the price for cal ing tina Court
"a bloatcd Old riinocero> i just $50.
Family Physicians are carefully noting the
promising state of tho green apple crop.
Men should keep their eyes wide open be-
fore marriage, and half shut aitcrward.
lee water i dangerous. if drank in guam
titles Of II gallon or over at time.
Always b, temperate in diet. Our first
parents ate themselves out of house and
home.
1t j. strange fact that wise men learn
more from fools than fools do from wise
men.
There were 81 600 arrivals at the Fort
William Henry Hotel, Lake George, last
season.
OF 9O6 births in the city Of Hartford dur
ing the year 1872, ZOE wore Of Irish parent
aga.
Eight suicides in Paris in single day,
and fifteen sunstrokcS in New York on the
same date.
The British and Foreign Bible Society i,-
sued 2,6ji $50 copies of Bibles and Tesla
ments last year.
There Is bat one baby in newly-madc
Oregon town, ant the neighbprS take turns
borrowing it,
They think nothing Of the country-woman
in Georgia who doe, not kill her fifty snakes
week.
There are only thirty-two milionaircs at
Saratoga, and they all have false teeth and
bald heads.
The oils wells OF Western Pennsylvania
spout out daily to the extent of about forty
thousand barrels.
Up to this date there i only one four-in-
hand at Newport, and that is mule team
used to sprinkle the avenue.
The contributions for religious charities
in England for the year 1868 amounted to
over IS 100000 in gold.
Edward county. H., boasts &C not having
contained Il crog-Shop FOX fifteen years. The
drug stores do ilourishng business.
Wateryillian killed 900, 0s7 ,282 potato
bugs in one day and has not been strong
enough to tell the truth since.
According 10 official statistics. lie 900 900
feet Of logs have gone through the hpoms ut
the mouth Of Black River - Tar this season.
II j. doubles true that moro people have
been killed celebrating the Fourth of July
than were killed in the Revolutionary war.
When member Of the Boston Common
COUNSEL talks top ! ny the bored hand him
card Inscribed "llirc hall 80
A sick man covered with mustard plas-
tiers, said, "lf | were % e'tt a luaf vi bread,
should he walking sandwich"
A. an excuse for rejecting a wilowcr. a
fair youni damsel informed friend that
"She did not want a wauned-oyer man"
What IS the diH.rcuoe between church
organi,t anil the influenza! Ono stop. the
nose aud the other know, the stops.
When Mississippi paper tells 1T a man
Of eighty being "-trlrAeH down in the prime