The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1874-11-20

.a Arevolyer-AThe EARTH N aail
0nA health lift4-The elevator
A cremationist- GindersElls.g as'
i A shocking scene Kerosene.
NJ Goio work should be al the 60.
Il Drawing materials--Co CorkscrewA1
B Hop merchants Dancing MASTER
NJ Itis never too laietO marry oFto
mend, ae 6
ia wifsA secret-4her CpiDiopof bet
husband.
An era unknown 70 women--.hs
middle ages
Lager,rhythms--tbe songs Of Ger.
man students. y lAAphs Na '''N
Where togo when short Of mon
ey--gp 20 work. 9il ~ sHaH m
There ia never scarcity CsSthe
slnall-potato crop. saI lT,aa4As
Dental science isi called FTooth csf
peutry as a fine art.a.s eas.
The earliest participants in tho fall
traile-Adam and Eye,
Tis better to have loved and loss.
than never TO have had 4 motherda-
law.
Polite-"Pleaser Dir. II you'll ses
off my corn long enough, I'M kiols
youn ff 0,F 4a4sl ,,yhita ia
II A Sutday.school tsacher recently
told his class that Jeremiah was slle
first prince Of Walls. iasaas sg
The hair Of lady ID Montpelier
VT, turned white IN d single night.
She fell into -four barrel.
Thegenias wEo i 10 invent a prsc-
Itical Substitution for work has uot
lyet been borll--and never win bs.
| The editor Of tbe, Cape Ann Aagsr
User says that q clean shirt Is We
mans best gift W ,maDlr-rBqstoa Pog,
The youth who cried .Exceleio-
didn't know that .he was naming five
out Of every siy saloons IN the coan
ltry.
"Beckie, my deas, you were avery
good lttle girl today \ Yes'nI, +
ioonldn,l help bein' gOcda Igota 'lili
neck i6s s0 a0a4l4p
Forty per cent. Of the school girig
| in indiana are named Maria; halt M
them call themselves Marian, and the
other half Mari.
4 "A Danbury little darkey refused 10
60 tn church s'kase he didn't want VI
look there Ikea huckleberry in apaa
Of milk. @f 5A4
4 There is something noble about
goat which all boarders might i'm
tate, He is not particular what b
feeds upon.
4 TOO Old for Kisses is the title N
a poem in the Salt Lake Herald And
this sentiment is uttered in The lepd
of Young. tg, X, .sas 6,tA.
Mr., Smirkins says he has been mar
sied sixteen years, and all the income
they have had TO live on has been il
co,ne-patibility eliN la .s
i lii Texas u ey have nominated FIJI
Congress a man named Pleasant Yell.
II elected be will probably be heard
from in. the House, -
liza man really,wants 10 ilni opt
what's III him let him 90 toseq. The
first rough weather viii probably en-.
able him 10 ascertain IL.
Matte Smith. of Chssepcock; Mass,
, stabbed bcrselt with 4 peHknife be-
cause her young man would mot walt
] for her at The front gate. all
! "A Child for adoption, to be born ii
! Nayember, Ia advertised IN a New
! York newspaper, Sex not stated
Such enterprise "Can ga no father
J. * Young nan ID Fairchild, Iowa,
! received letter from bis girl East
Sunday, and tive minutes after read
, ing IL, shot himself dead. Every wa-
! man in the town would give ten years
/ of her life 10 know what the letter
i contained that made the Young man
feel, s9. g9 k,'N@3l
l "A Detroit woman tried to be aris-
i tocraiic and did notlook at tho mon,
& ey that she gave the horseFar CON
ductor, but he meekly gave her hack
The lozenge on which wasAFrittcn, I'll
\ never cease 10 love thee pnd said
! that he was an orphan with iive little
, hroihers 10 support, aud must beex-
. cused.
A man about two-thirds drunk. and
!. his back covered with mud, stopped
!, policeman On the street and asked
!, :, to lie locked up. "WhySyou nre aSle
/, 10 walk home aren't YOUR asked the
! officer. Yes, j could get home AL
ri2 I, but don't want 20, and you
!, wouldu'Lif yon had MY wife! Take
me down, ole feller, and II she comes
!, inqniring round just Nay I've gone to
4 Tlsdo on 'porlant business
4 Sunday night policeman oil Baker
J, Street, passingsa "a certain house about
II len o'clock, saw man drop from =
n window aud heard smothered cries IN.
Ie side Hs seized tha man for 4 bur
" gIar, bnt soon tounAlhat he had the
!, oWAer of.the house IN biz clutches.
Il "Well,p said tbs officer, i'it looked
N suspicious to see you drop ont of !
ii window that way" "WelP replied
le the man .heaving d SIGH, awhen the
le old woman gers her dander up, aiu'l
,e particular ahout what road ltake 70
10 ggt out Of the house. @
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