The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-07-18
NEW NoR'-WEsTERs.
9 The Living Link Dog.

| -duSh money-Fhe price OF q cfaetie.
Fitzpatrick is going to South America.
The present Mayor Of Charleston once
blackened his own boots.
The editor of the Chicago Times has
two 500, 900 libel suits on hand.
There are 1, 367, TAB more acres Of wheat
in this country than there were last year.
kentucky topers are signing petitioiI
to have whisky put down-to Sc. pei drink
"A distinguished Milwaukee fisherman
offers chrome to every fish which viii tax.
| the bait.
| Dubuque disguises heidentiiy Of som
of its, citizens by spelling fheir nssTnF
"Hoag."
| A German scholar processes to hav
, committed the entire works of Shakspea
to memory.
An inventive genius in Ohio propose
to furnish horses with false teeth, so as
conceal their age.
Governor Moses is called by a wicke
St. Louis paper s. the bantling Of the Sout,
| Carolina bulrushes."
While Baxter and Brooks are about il
| they may as well as not settle the question
of pronouncing Arkansas.
/ Bismarck has been in the habit of reg
ularly drinking one or two bottles of cham
| pagne as a sleeping potion.
| What is tile difference between pretty
girl and night cap? One is born to wed,
and the other is worn to bed.
| --ChiefJustice Dixon, of the Wisconsin
| Supreme Court, resigned his Office because
/ he could not afford to serve for 81, 900.
A boiler iron smoke stack, 90 feet in
height and in diameter, was raised sue
cessfully the other day in Pittsburg Pa.
| Two thousand perambulators were sold
| in Salt Lake City last year, which indicates
a healthy condition of the baby market.
A philanthropist suggests that it would
lower the price of small coffins to muzzle
the boys during the green apple season.
There are now sixty-two oranges of the
Order of Patrons of IIusbandry in Colorado
Territory, with a total membership of 2, 500.
Hon. d. P. Lowe, of Kansas, announces
that he will not be a candidate f,rre-eleetion
to Congress. He is now in his second
term.
A Georgia editor filings "prondly at
our masthead, to-day, the name of Col. p.
Sluggins as our choice for the next legisla-
ture."
| An ostrich does draw the line some
| WHcfc liz sGOpS DIT SdtC uG
| grasshopper will eat the shoes off an ex-
hausted mule.
| All the letters in the alphabet are con-
tanned in the following sentence: John P.
| Brady gave me black walnut box OF quite
small size."
| They accomplish more philanthropie
things with one live Lick in San Francisco
| than with score of dead beats in most
otheyW hMeWes We,asGs sGsges} 1fiHa fflat fSWEaaa6 Wasa6;s
and his other surviving servants attend the
Philadelphia centennial celebration in a
Commercial Journal.
| Mr. Dawes thinks the West is going to
| boss things i'm this country hereafter, and
| New England had better be making friends
with the mammon Of tlnrighteousness.
| We are obliged to inform our readers
| that it was Francis Butler, not Benjamin.
who died OF hydrophnbia. 1t is better to
tell the truth. whether welcome or not
| Cincinnati Times.
When an old citizen OF Detroit goes
! through q runaway unharmed the Free
Press felicitates him ON his escape from
"frescoing the wheels of passing express
wagon with his brains"
Anna Dickinson is resting her face
preparatory tothe jaw season next winter
| Wat5Sanssport Register.
Be careful now, friend Bierly, or that
season may open prematurely.
Il correspondent informs us that in
Germany, when the vote of jury stands
| six against six. the verdict is left to the
decision Of the judge. A majority of votes
either acquits or convicts the prisoner.
/ -Bayard Taylor denies the story that he
has secured the private correspondence that
passed between Joseph and Potiphar' wife.
| 1t is simply postal card from Joseph ask
( ing for the return of that garment. T.
Let no man be too proud to work. Let
no man be ashamed of a hard fist or sun
! burnt countenaneo. Let him be ashamed
only of ignorance and sIoth. Let no man
be ashamed of poverty. Let him only be
ashamed of dishonesty and idleness
/ -Saysan Arizona paper: /" Smallpox need
not be feared .here-it viii not come here
Tie gnats and mosquitoes are occupying
the entire ground, and are now working it
vigorously, and under the mining law
extension no relocations can be made before
winter"
1T is announced that the two branches
of the Presbyterian Church in Canada, the
one an 0ffshoot of the Established Church
Of Scotland, the other the Free Church. or
as it has been known of late years, the
Canada Presbyterian, have agreed upon q
basis of union.
1T is not orr fault that we are redheaded
and small. and the next time one Of those
over-grown rural roosters in q ball room
reaches down for our head. and suggests
that some fellow has lost a rosebud ont of
his button-hole, there viii be trouble. -
Mil,oaukee Sentinel.
| The Waverley IN. W E7sferp lSse saws:
"When man discontin Q his le a paper
because he feels aggrieved at som thing in
il. he merely transfers his name from the
subscription list to that other list quite as
large-those who borrow the paper every
week; he never stops reading it.
! The Boston Post is authority for the
statement that boy in Athol. Mass, is
gradually eating himself up. He has been
at it with such fatal persistency during the
four years of his life as to reduce all the
fingers of both hands TO raw and bleeding
stumps. while of the tIumbof the left hand
nothing whatever remains.
i The report that General Lewis Wallace
/ is a candidate for Congress in the Ninth
Indiana district has excited him to make a
curt response. He writes . Dome the favor
to announce that am not a candidate for
that or any other nomination; and further
that viii not be, under any conceivable
circumstances. =
The Milwaul<ee Sentinel which prides
itself on the accuracy af its lacaI items.
i saws: q A stranger from Lot.isvile got his
ear between the sun and the Insurance
hniidi.g. YESTERDAY. The signal ficer ran
Ia, the ssaaaIa-fsag and sent dispatch bound
itlr over tln wires &, Washington that a
q storm-elo,,sl had oyerspread the sky.
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q The Woman who walked Across the
Continent.
SAN FRAsclsCo, June o4.-The nsyste-
Il rious woman who walked from Omaha to
# this city spoke to-day for the first time
since her arrival. She says her name in
q Sophia Gatznen that her home is Evanston