The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-07-09
FACTS AND FANcIEs.

-Simkins pl ayfully remarked to b s wife
hat he had four i0ols-beautifcol. duIifoo',
youthfool aod deliahfosl. Poor me-"
aid she, 81 have but one.
Boston Gi.Je: IL hes teen discovered
that the lite Of q mad dog is an an idote for
aulesnake poison. Huntefs should car Y
about little mad dog in cage.
"A number of New Enslsnd furnace
have recently suspended operations, the COM
paoies not having orders enough to clear out
the manufactured supply Of lis-iron.
Rochester Democrat: A Burlington girl
has just succeeded in marrying . circus
clown, and We agree With her that there II
not much more to live for in this world, un-
less it is to marry another.
-'Dellyer me froms p,ro, who never
does wrong snd knoxs IT," exclaims Mr..
Beecher. And that is Why he turns away
from Brother CoIfax, and rel ewes himself
With gush Of silent voc, S, to speak.
The time has come when the wearer Of
the starcbed linen Goat rises from his chair
and goes forth, uncoccious of the fact that
the lower portion Of his garment re.airs the
petition which 1t acquired while he was
seated.
The Trinidad Enterprise il calling e r
about tfty unmarried ladies, between tie
ages of eighteen ard ferry, sound of limb,
mind and hustle. 70 supply an equal number
of achelors and WicO aers OF that city. No
crusaders nte1 spply.
One of the sades: sights in this season
of the year, s,ys the DAnbury Ners, i, a
young man Who ha, waited outside the
church, If an evening. until he is chilled
through, only to see his girl walk eff with
come rAecsl Who had been inside all the
tIme, teasing his sinful shins BY the stove.
Kate Field, in her letters shout 81 n.
give, us the following moral r. Fiction as The
re-ult of her study OF Spanish human nature:
1T IS . greet mis.ake to think tina, good
PEOPLE ere the most ght.hearted and cor
tent, d. Thy ere bo,f cred by conscience and
worried about everlasting salvat,on."
Faint heart never won fair lady" NAV
be true, but when your girls father wesrs
number twelve, with . Sso.ch cole, ard
takes p,rt cular pains 10 show you hi- dog
kennel and armory, and you feel your knees
giving way, your teeth begin to chatter, AMI
your eyes TO n II, thee, in such instances,
the saying i, not applicable.
Sinking hands across the bloody chasm
mesna something in Golden City, Colorado.
A military company has been organized
there consisting ent;r,ly Of soldier. Of ne
Federal and Confederate armies. The cap
taincv has been given to q Colorado Union
rx-cfficer, the first lieutensncy to q rete',
aud the n cond lieuten ancy to Maize msn.
"A quaint old fisherman along toward
durk Was fishing in trout stream, and rs he
Aone his fly ever the wafer it WAS suidenly
snapped ty large bat. The strange look
ing thin, Ca oeied aud fapled 1t, wings at
The end Of the line. The 6s.erman's COM
panion call-d out: ''S.v, Sap, got any
hing p" Yeas" Looking at the ba, on
his hook. "What il il? II dunno, I'M
less it's q cherubim ~
We have the New York Suns assur ,nce
'h.t mo French or EnsIi.h woman OF cul-
tiva,;on nowadays wears Der g,rters below
her knees. The principal vein Of the leg
sinks there beneath the muscle and the vsIi-
core velus. Cold feet and even EalpiratiOn
Of the heart may be brought on by a tight |
garter in the wrong place. When it is fart
pned above the knee ell this pain ard d.
formity may he avoided.
"A young lady who prides berrelf en- her |
propIei v, lauly wrote homs regarding her |
q hool associstes. She said: The |
girls are awful slang. One Of them ,oAl me
irst day c me here that l had batter walk
IF on nv ear The chit! felt just like
putting . tin krooi on her. And they IRE
uch Disgusting phrafes. ss you Bet and
bully. I have pitcLei into them several
lines for their elsng, but they tell me to
cheese it, and if they 60 on in this way,
hail git up and git, you bet"