Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-11-06
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
VESSELS of wrath-Family jars.
BEGINNING to leave-The leaves.


VESSELS of wrath-Family jars.
BEGINNING to leave-The leaves.
AN intellectual dog-A type-setter.
SAN Francisco claims fifty-three mill
ionaires.
BETTER slip with the foot than the
tongue.
No MAN can truly feel for the poor
without feeling in his pocket.
IT has become quite the correct thing
for ladies to wear silk stockings.
WE think old maids the most charm
ing, because they are matchless.
ALL who advertise do not get rich but
precious few get rich without it.
PIE parties are the latest novelty in
social circles in the Middle States.
A GEORGIA editor explains that to
horn-snoggle means to bamfoozle.
a GOOD opportunity never waits. If
you. are not ready some one else will be.
If you desire to do a paying business
be courteous to customers and advertise.
IT is wonderful how readily people be-
lieve anything they would like to have
| true.
He that makes every man his enemy is
fool; he that has no enemies Is a sim
pleton.
How short-sighted man becomes
when looking at a well-flled umbrella
rack!
A PERSON is almost sure to forget the
golden rule when receiving too much
change.
THE merchants of Prescott, Arizona,
have agreed to sell no more goods on
Sunday.
If you want to "get the drift of things"
go into the room where your wife is
sweeping
THE last novelty in sewing machines
is one that will follow the thread of an
argument.
WE are judged by the meanness of our
thoughts.
THE japanese make boats of paper.
But our Western rivers are covered with
tow boats.
A FEW feet below the earth's surface
| the tanrnarstnrn iS naarly snlial oil oyer
| a PHILOSOPHER has discovered that
men don't object to be overrated, except
by assessors.
A CATHOLIC priest in San Francisco
has just got 500 names on the pledge of
total abstinence.
A MAN in Cincinnati, advertising for a
situation, says: "Work is not so much
an object as good wages"
MEN who travel barefooted around a
newly -carpeted bedroom often find them
selves on the wrong tack.
THE handsomest bonnets are of black
velvet, relieved by one bright color in
ribbon, flower or feather.
A BOY has just died from dose of ink
out West An ink west determined the
, fact Washington ChrOniole.
THE receipts by the stage lines and the
hotels at the White Mountains, the past
/ year, have been about 81, 100000.
THE Millerites of Geneva, N. Y, are
l getting their ascension robes in readiness
for an aerial excursion next month.
Why is a beautiful young lady's foot
} like romantic tale of olden times:
Because it is an interesting legend.
You often hear of man being in ad
| vance of his age, but you never hear OF &
: woman being in the same predicament.
Z BY recent invention, called the quad
ruple telegraph, four messages may, b'
I simultaneously sent over a single wire
f men scorn to kiss themselves,
= And scarce would kiss a brother;
i But women want to kiss so bad,
g They kiss and kiss each other
c GRINDsToNEs are considered safe prop
o erty to invest in, because if you canno
2, sell them for cash you can always turl
them.
d SMALL men are generally pluck.
(. men, and a Bantam rooster with one ey
II will whip ten times his weight in Cochi
a fowl
IN addition to the various pal@otheri
IS of late discovered in New England the
Is have numerous specimens of diphtherl
" there now.
'e A GOOD Judge says you can mos
le always trust blue-eyed woman withou
or regard to the length of her fingernails.
"a "a Brooklyn Argus.
~ A NEW HAMPSHIRE woman when dyin
va va made her husband swear on the Bib
Ia that he would never marry woman vii
NV a sharp nose.
n WHAT is the difference between Il
1d outer wall of bridge and two nice your
ladiesY The one is parapet, and u
"a others pair of pets.
OF THE Dodge gold mine at Lisbon, n. I
r. produced the other day q nugget of go
re. valued at $400 This seems to be
he dodge worth knowing.
to HE who giveth to the poor lende
oe to the Lord" Some folks give so lit
lM WOulu lllllh hhot AhS "NAS oAANAe
he lending to strangers.
he OUR best soils would in time become
desert nearly as barren as Sahara it Ike
ed in fallow without a green thing to SHE
of them from the heat of the sun
OF In Virginia the fine for robbing moo
W ing birds nest is twenty dollars. 1
offender may be arrested without warra
and the fine goes into the school fund.
in iTp LITTLE boys begin to look forward
me- that period of thanksgiving when 1t
permitted, as Ike Partington says,
M "fill themselves to their utmost
ION pacity."
SHOE GREAsE.-One pound tallow, {
out pint lard oil, one ounce lamp.bla
Melt the ingredients, This is said to
Joe the cheapest and best grease for leatl
you of every description.
LAURA BERRY recently fell faintine
aid the school.room at Carson, New. tn
,tor was nothing mysterious in the origin
tier her swoon; the only wonder was tha
rd" recovered from it. She had within tn
wild weeks committed to memory 300 pa
! of history and 200 of natural philosol
llay The night before she and class-n
llay had not gone to bed at all, but stud
et.n throughout the night aud until nine
too morning. Her guardians, 1t is unne
lere sary to state, never tainted away
ge," books.