The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1874-04-11

who posted The notice in his dining.
room that members Of the Legislature
would be the first seated, aud after,
ward tho gentlemen.
A. Western paper says of the air, il
it's relations to mlu: . tt kisses and
blesges him, but will not obey him
Blobbs says That that description suits
his wife exactly.
one OF our neighbors had just put on
his pants, the other morning, when he
Immediately took ihem of again, under
The impression that they were haunted
Tho kitten was pulled out by tho tail
and drowned.
fThe evidence shows that ho sot up
with her night after night, and they
squoze hands and talked soft, and |
think SHE ought TO have about 1913
damages" was the charge Of Kansas
Judge to Il jury in n breach Of promise
lease.
Az . party, while a young lady was
playing with peculiar hrilliancy Of
touch, bystandcr bachelor exclaimed.
"I'd give tho whole world for those
nngcrsm "Peraaps You might got The
whole hand by fsklng,n said the YONG
lady's obsorYan5 mamma.
:, WHAT exclaimed the fashionable
Fitzviggle to the exquisite Miss la
Spnrrowgrasa- what would Won be,
dearest, if should press the stamp Of
love upon those scaling WAX lips 2"
!" :" responded the fairy like creature,
| I" shoeld be stationary !"
What do You 10. with 50 much 7"
said u gentleman 1t the South End the
other evening to u beggar~ boy who
had a basketlnl Of provisions and was
soliciting more. "Mother got three
new boardors last night, - two
other follows left without paying her
Iauything.'
IN 4 recent case III England, before
the master Of the rolls, one of the
counsel spoke Of licensed victua'lcr
as :" this gentleman" He was asked
when il was that pHhIicans had be-
come gentlemen, and replied, '.Since
TIC last general election"
Well, Sambo, what's yer mp to
nowadays r. 40, is q aip'ner and
j'nor.o "Ifei | guess yen il. What
department do you perform 2" What
Department. Why, does the circu
lar work. What's dat ~ Why, II
turns do grindstone way"
4 Kentucky farmer refused to look
at Il sample sewing machine not long
ago, IA he always soWcd whent by
hand" He is related TO tho man who
did not want b thresiling machine on
his firm, /" lor,n said he, "givo me a i
harness tug Of barrel staye, and can
make my family toe the mark accord I
ing to the law and Scripter."
Mr. Smith, you said you once
odiciatod in the pulpit did yon mean
by that that you preached 7" " No sir, |
f! held the light for the man who did
preach All, the court understood
you differently. They supposed that
the discourse camo directly from you"
q No, sir, only throw . little light on
il"
At brooklyn wedding among the
presents ostcntatiously displayed, was
l one hundred dollar bill, present
from the doling father to the darling
laughter. After the guests had d
parted, the old man tooly rolled M
.hc bill and put it in his vest pocket,
md that was the end Of it.
" Sububan minister applied TO d
icget agent, on one Of the railroads,
.or Clergyman tickotn and on thc
ytlicial expressing n doubt as to his !
,lclcal character, exclaimed eff Won !
Ion't believe I'm clergyman III read I
ToH one Of my sermons The agent
passed over tho ticket, hut did not in
;ist upon the proof
Scientific omon say that il pianos
stand norlh and south tho tono Of tho ,,
instrument is MUCH improved. This
) true, especially whom the piano il
by q loarnef About one hun
lrcd aud fifty miles North and Soalh {
i you is The proper position for shc 1
IIatod by young th:pg taking hot :
ilbt lessons. n
Tho first prize for tho best conar- /
'rum was awarded To Il printer ut tho
oncIUsion of an entertainment. II vas s
his: Why was titc Shah Of Persia !.
uFfng nla WISH 70 ft2iSIann me best /
ara PLAYER ia the WORLD Becausc .
he swells gave up tair clubs, sbe =
sorhmnn threw MP ah=sIr spades, ard !
he ladies were within in ace OF losing Y
heir hearts when .ilo showed Ais +
iam0nds." a
When you have intcffered IN q FAM
+ fight, and been ;spocllcd doMn o
,airs by the brutal gluEbapd, eand had il
kettle Of hot water p.ured OF youilr n
10 i'll treated wife console yourself j
18th tile reflection that the mpInorS of
oblo aud useful acts wrought in oas :,
outh il lihp Tie cofAl: islands green :
nj sunny amidst Che melanehh y 4
cean. After it has haprcnea to foo .
,yeral times you VII ilecjdc that iSa u
ave laid np memories: znough Of that Z
mt, aud VIII never in. ertelc between
IA ana wife.
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