The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-07-23

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Mr.. Edgar Isasoan Hss taken TO .he
Inaaar a71aa as Hartford Use merning
faa ghfee maatbs from lhc day hlf saH
t5erh purchased S sadie.
-It S said faai lumaa being tas
.rrna a.toa 81 pores, taro' waiaH pefs
ang9s asd exhausted particles 81 thc
reeu ewafe Nesfo 81 pore creatures
~Wtg. sapg she darnea staff Eol
mlsei, wat tae sad gspF o. Missouri
lngaa, wbea hc killed woman by
giving asasase feg ssIts.
When Yoa zee q maa going bone st
lWa ossrls 10 tae mornlag sad knew bic
altg 10 waiting igT h.m, Is is likely to De
stormy.
When q M&H receives & ban iar goods
Hls wlfe hss bought unknown 10 bin,
aak aui l9r thunder aud lightning.
When a maa promises to take bis
altc Do = party, aad changes bis mind
after sbs BE- dressed. yoa may expect a
hover
When = mAu dies and leaves . nice
r9nHf widow with plenty Of money, aud
yaa see hci walking out with the cxegu-
tor 90 Sunday afternoon, 8 change j. i'm
uiHent
Lots wife wouldn't have looked back
Bot woman with q new dress passed Der,
and .ho wanted 10 ace II the back
breadth was RULED
"A Louisville gentleman who had his
Hose biiicn.oh In q row wrapped It up 10
paper and sent Il home to his family.
THE rest Of Ills body be- threw away,
there being bat little left.
The Chicago Tribune prints a poem
Ia which the writer wishes that she had
"a heart tull Of sweet yearliugs." Tie
au)loress says the printer who set II mp
IL calf.
"A beautiful illustration Of woman's
ioyo has jost been exhibited Ia Liverpool.
4 woman, 70 shield her husband, who
was charged with removing the end Of
her nose swore that she bit il OIL herself,
OF an the jokes, says the Salem Ca
1eltc, that Of the Legislature passing u
lass to prevent young men under eighteen
from hurting themselves by oycrwork il
the greatest, Won't Young America en-.
Joy the laughf
"A protentious Minnesota girl who
was neither rich or finely housed dropped
her beau just inside the gates Of splen-
did place on the road, and then waiting
10 be was out Of sight escorted herself
to her own Insignificant doneile. Sharpl
Receipts for the preservation OF furs
abound in al the papers, but the old plan
promulgated by Punch long ago is the
best, This is TO pull out all the hairs
with twcczers aud varnish tie skin. In
lhe spring remove the yarnish and care
fully stick all the hairs in their old places.
"A man who was seen coming out Of
a Texas newspaper Office with his nose
split open, one eye gouged out, aud an
ear cbewed of, explained to policeman
that be was not subscriber to the pa.
por-he had simply entered the Office to
ascertain IT the editor was in. Aud he
was In, he mournfully added.
What thing fame Isl This is the
way Ia which one OF our French coniem-
poaries, the Messenger, describes that IL.
tic difficulty at Bankers Hill: "On the
18th Of June, l77J, the American volun-
teers, commanded by General Artomus
Ward, attacked aud thoroughly beat the
British troops near Charlestown, in Mass
aghusetlsw
Tho Troy Times says, "Reccuuy, at
ii church fair on Ida I'M, large and
frosted cake was offered 10 the person
who should guess nearest to the correct
weight, at ten cents guess, The pastor
urged young lawyer to invest a dime.
Tho practitioner replied: "1'll play you
game ofeuehro to see who gets the cake
but don't understand the other game"
The only man In Chicago who really
appreciates the power of the press is that
member OF The Scotch Presbyterian
church who at a meeting OF the congrega-
ton last night, remarked that i would as
s10u see my name In the bottomlesss pit
as Ia the public prints OF Chicago.
What terribly wicked man must he be
who woald rather have his tombstone ia
belltbAu Bis biography In aChicago paper
How DO you do, Mr.. Joucsy said q
stranger, blaudiy smiling as he entered
she store OF dealer. Well, thank you,
aiiily rciolued Mr.. Jones. You don't
seem TO know me; am Brown, used "a
live here, said the visitor | beg ten
thousand pardous, Mr.. Brown, said Jones
relaxing aud shaking hands cordially, er.
euse me, thought you were a drummer
So ! am, said Brown. Relapse OF Jones
la the Southwest, food. Ia the
North west, srasshoppcrs. Bald noun.
tain smoking and quaking. a social vol
sano yumbliug ominous,y ia Brooklyn
The comet switching pesooable oonstelIa.
iious with IT. tail. Certainly, our Adycn.
ti.t friends are In luck, this Summer. Il
thoy dou't have unusually lively camp.
meetings, Il will be their own fault.
Where Is that twelfth juror OK.
claimed an Idaho Judge on the Courts
Fcsuming business amer recess, frown.
iug a. be spoke At the eleven jurors 10 tbs
boN one Of whom rose and said Please
Judge, it, Ike Simmons as is gone. He
had 10 e on private business, bat he's
lgn his vurdlck with the.