The Arizona sentinel., 1874-04-25
MISCELLANY.

hurd.ei prPftv widows and one thousand four huni,ed nice girls. and 'uvites Northern immigra- ton.
 The Green Bay girls. having heard that certain vOung mon woIi'd not marry a woman who could nnt do homework. can now he seen every morning sweeping of the doorsteps.
 Kpokuk has f0rmPd a ladies' society to hunt up husbands who remain at the "lndge" after eleven P NJ. thus gratift ing at once the impulses of affection and curiosi- ty.
 Many man thinks it's virtue that keeps him from turning rascal. when ifs only a fuIf stomach. One should he careful. and not mistake potatoes for principles.
 "JURY,o said Western Judge, "yau kin go out and find q verdict. If you can't find one of your OW'f, get the one the last jury uSt q !" The jury returned a verdict of suicide ih the ninth degree.
 A Danhury man who received a telegram from Buffalo request ing him t0 come thithPr immedi. ateIy toatterd his niother-in.law's funeral, sternly declined, saying that ne never attended celebra. tiOnS during Lent.
 Several Irishmen were diSput. ing one day upon their own best points, wheh one said in an aggressive manner. "tanh, and I'm d brick. And indade," said ano'her, 'I'm brickItyer," and felled the first speaker to the ground.
 "Don.t prevarirate, sir" thun. dtred Columbian Judge to a witness from he m,nes; "dnn't prevaricaie. siriT Can't he p it Judge," answered the miher. "Ever since l got a kick from mule that knocked my teeth out prevaricate a good deaE"
 The Savannah NeWS says ne- gro was fuTitd alive in we'll at Butler recently. His friends dug down to him in about four hours. and found him alive and well He said that he never wantedi to sneeZe 70 bad in his life. hut Was afr i'd he would jar down sOlne more dirt.
 Our penal laws are sadly de ficient if they provide no remedy for an earipg h,'u-e keeper against the firnd Iu human form who evinces his enmity io hi- kInd by scraping the lahrl off q tomato cat>up bottle. leaving it to read. in its mutilated form, thus, ''TOm*** Cats**." "
 A New Y.rk gentleman who had tarried late at q wine supper found his wife waiting for him in a high state of nfnervonsness. Said she: Here I've heen waiting and rocking in the chair till my head spins round like topr' ''Jrs so wife. where I've been." respond od ha. s.it,s in the atmOs. phere.
 We once heard efa. traveller at a hotel tho rose from his bed at night to examine the weather; hut. instead of lnoking out on the sky, thrust his head through the glass window of a cup hoard. "Blpss me-" he muthrr-d, 'thi- is very singular weather. The night is as dark as pitch and smells of cheese.
 W.inger not. darling," she said to him. as he -fo"d on the porch nreesing her hand heiOre he had- he, farrw. II f,.r the evening He did not Iinger. He saw the old man coming np the street at 4 rapid gait. He fingered only long ennugh to pull his hat down ever his eyes. spit on his hands, and hound actively for the side. Walk.
 
 Detroit is sure of at least one case of genuine love. 4 packet of one hundred and thirtytwoI letters was picked up in one "f the city streets the other day. be- ing a IcorreS,nncrnce covering a perind of six weeks. and there was not a letter in the lot that didn't have at least sig ''da'ling>" in it, and such expressions as "my angel love" seemed f" have been applied with a pepper box.
 A worthy deacon in a town somewhere or other gave notice at prayer meeting 0fa church meeting that was to he held im.
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