, 1874-10-11
Hu:T0R.

| When NO on3 vii! ta6e it. =
VIA. man must havo bis glass betors b,
can DO L deE's work: 4 glazier: i
How to. Hto;, E cock-dSht-Let al pnsies
present cla tn fowl.
1t is SAL thas man with gies8 eyes eaa1
real eyes (leali-ei any yshinG.
-'.Bpougs baths are recommended. Mebes.
way to get uno " to go TO scLle Bathroom Qie
4 bath and teli the proprietor to charge it ~
Nothing will rest q 1aln's strength Of pgS.
posa and staadinesK Of aye so thoroughly ii tn
endeavor to balance an eel On tho aad Of his
Eosa- =
When III Arizona man needs neH pair o4
boota he looks around to see whom hs shall hn
to secufo tlasm- .*.
-''I want to know" said q ctedto-, aeraly
"when zen are Roieg 70 pay me w!,ss yoa oTs
mes" - I give it up," replied the debtor; .s&s3
me somstIug eaHy.' ~.
Que Of lilo neanest little things On earth u
to throw snail Tatermefon and hit poliica1
epeaker IL ss pit OF the stomach just As he Isl a
planning the Dred Scott declslon.-Daroa I'm
Press
The WY one Cincinnati editor takes to s.a
another liar ig: "He is known to impa4 II
unhealthy suD!lng to truth" ...-.. -
a jury in San U;ego. Cal, brought in : Fes-
dict of not guilty. With request to the d.
fendant to rtss1ore the aheep- =
There ls an old Indian in Kansas Who il u
good as weaEEer-propnet IS Old probs- Whao
asked the OTHER day wllat the weather would y
during the next week, he replied: Assbt
enow nenbe heap dam hot Better wait Gtdt
willie. you bet" -
1t having been asked, BY one curious N IL
causes Of thIE5s. Why two-thi1ds OF the boszE
clerks arc bald ?" keen observer gives It u III
opinion that it may be " Because the forca d
nature haye bean diverted from the scalp to III
cultivation OF supernatural cheek."
DR.. Franklin, says 81 The eyes Of othar pec.
pie arc tAe eyes that ruin us- Il all but nJseH
we're blind sEa1uld neither want fns hoaas
nor fine furnitrne."
More adultaeatiau-Maater of tbs house Cths
man has called TO look at the nete1) Dsas
me-! Well, wouldn't have betieved it! Aosa-
ally Watering the gas, uow"
"A man having a bill againat distant msr.
chant, sent a letter Of inquiry to 8 hanksf u u
that locality. The reply wna. " He is daad; bus
he pays now CO we'll Gs he ever did"
The other GaY, when 1nan It Pa1a Ky,
discovered tire and yelled :: Whoop. thnJ g
forty citizens pulled ont ravolrers. "rhooped.
at him, aud began dodglns hehing htthns 'fosa
to get the first ks21ot in on him.
Punch says that rouge a 'aoir still foan2as.
near the Rhine but the rouge Is put On tos
checks and the noir on the eyebrows- -
When > cultivated Louiavillian NESTS
stranger st a wa+erine-place be forthwith iees aeu
called upon to azr his Freuch. He bows, snas.,
and remarks, s'Acres acoosf?" and grows cas'
A~@~H*7
Observation-Disclosures :"
Mr.. ". q. WISER, Of Central Texas, bso4e
Ais arm the other aay while playfoiy sfes1nab .a.
with = friend He is already a Wyser, bnt, 1n0e.
ing from the report made by his phya.elAa, -
wili be some time before he 1s better HA4!'
Louisriuc Cour5e7-s1utrrH1i. ~
-"Alau1ma, where do the cows get she A@e.. e.
asked Willie. loo2kmg up from the foamme Pao
OF milk which be mad been inteat!y regntoas
"Whera DO YOU get your tears :" *a8 w -
sEer. Alters thoughtful silence he AGAIN osoze
out Mamma, do the COWS have to b spao1'
edf" :.
Jones. Of Vermont, said On his dyinS.naa, ",
that lie lad never written line Sbich be cttea a
to erase. The whole S.ata was proud ot nin, ~ "
it IVES found out that he could not even Wild M
pnEie.
a man uho stammered was aecosted y !,
traveller with, 1'Say, friand, how 1ar
snithyille?" The tongue tied man b9s.n. % .a,,.
'' ''S-s-E-ai1 m-1n-ml-;' aad then loslof ~ ~ ~
troll OF himself in Lis anger. he roared, IN
ret there long before could tell you' ~,
-" By tho Sad Sea Waves"-Lsndlao.Jf }~as ra
has lust presented hor weekly bilD: ~ ots'
nam, as you lind tIe bracing hair agree "siH
you, ma am, aud Jour good gentleman, M xax sni
Lady: 20, yes, our appetitos are 0onos'3, .s mi,
improyedl For instance, at home Ne s@. o<1nf
two ioaves day. and find. from your ,as1s a nn.
that no manage eight" Land}ady 1eels
oomfortable-) ..-..t
"A professional mnn not fur from Ss21e 49,
Boston, re:,;.Ai,g to his Office one dsys ii -
substantial lunch. said complacantfy 20 :1seent
aiBta..l: llr. pitk,s. the world !ooss IN
" TO man w.le,, he has thee inches ol 1uI =
him" "les." replied the junior. N!shoas n
moments hesitation, land he looks diu e'"r'
the ,7otld." ,.x,,1,;us
bitterly that his business is ro1y dun. .;s1 % hsa