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llagwa.c.s,aA-lier's Argument.

vfntn the Ioleslo bsmsrtas.
DO YOU sse that trunk. sir." de-
n,anleL All indignant traveller Ut chas.
Bender, the courteous Lake Shore bag
gage agent, yesterday, M hs surveyed
a demolished packing- hox. IN which .
check WAS hanging that c.rrsspondcl
with ono he held in hn hand. That
trunk ii ruined. sir, mud | demand
damages. |" Yen, sir" said tho smiling
Charley; YOU ought to have pay for
that trunk. People get tender H.
to trunk like that and raek |. w Tor :
hundred miles journey Al ifthoy were
geing q tho Pyramids They put In
two Or three good sized lnms. . crock
Or iva 4 arrle.Lat,cr. sack Of double
y family II uf. ten " fifteen pounds ii
nai's. new castings ~ couple VI
p'auglr. and three II four el,angcs or
clothing Then tic, lug Il dpwn here
At tho Inst minf.ic with tic handle burst
Of one end mil csree, |, t. 70 through
sars enough Il all.w horse ny to ride
~ ihr end That tic way your
trunk. sei lfpaen, ~ dear Fir. 1'hir.
ls-'isn. sis't.ianr, Cleveland branch.
All riilt t'o.I morning. Tho in
,iigaatit eaat,peleial .nan hid not conn.,
usneci suit against tho company up 70
the h0ur u s,"ihs 10 press
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Rcvolyers " StOm lch i'nmps.

Yesterday, abou. dinnsr-,ime, Jep
Rice observed d sesdy dead-beat slip.
ping into lis dining.roo without reg
isscring himself At tho captains Of
Gee. On stepping into. the hill he OBJ
served the hungry patron laying In \
generous supply u lirst-elass grub 10
tho mos. approved style. Times being
hard. .Jep could not stand tho onslaught
on his bill Of fare without revenge. ~
be sent for Mat Ma,rvn. who soon nr-
pcarcd and stationed himself al the
door.
After long siege II tho table our
cadayerens y. Is. requested = tooth
pick and walked carelcssly 10 tho street
door. where he was politely stopped BY
Mat. who atkcl him II he had dinner.
On replying that he had lnel, ho was
marched In 10 interview Jcp,
We'll" said Jcr. You had din
ncr."
Yes"
Ibid ,ou have good dinner"
"ies QUO of tho best | ever had In
my life. aud tho only mcal | had cat.
On for three days.
well. how did you ike tho bill u
farc."
"Oh, tirst rate.
"llave you paid for III"
NO. but am just goirg down u
get little money. and will come bacl,
and settle IL. =
"Wcll, .ha. don. ply my bills. 10
We will settle !. RICH. herv." mid Jep.
reaching away under tho counter In d
threatening manncr.
"lloll On Mr.. Ricc," said y. u
looking alarmed. What are you
reaching foly'
~ revolver, said Jop.
"Oh. we'll" said tho dead heat
that's all right, ! was afraid 50.
were reaching for > stomach pump"
Jcp cavcd Ii At this cool rcjoindcl
invited him 10 DO sure 10 be around b,
supper time. nnd took tho crowd dow,
10 drink. - Lca.cnworth Commercial
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MtHhs tNMletnls
Atssv. " aaMss ssAMs
"a .s.a ns a,tsasna Nnttt

"a t@~s ~sAss~aswA MH4s#
is'isss'i - Aasss asws lsns = ssasshss
NtHs ~ - asAsH sAs~ l~ss sswss4 ~assss
fs'saA# sssW sAssesss ~lsA sssslAts. @nsi ".
Nu~fsHf#i rsFss w. WV rssh ~nsa ts# ssas i
Mtit staa - fAlAMvsnR f~ tavseasssss sser
fs~s ~ ~se Tsvs te# VA "A sas~~
iAsNs ssAs Y h~tsi. u Nv II sows -,
-~NaA sAsnA s~w ~v.e Partial M ,~~t
isMtitew sh* titsA sutAs ~nA vw4ssAl~e ~
s~sAasaf sAH tss~4 ~t@~ ~hu r.s~s IN tu.sI
MMts
N.~ = VI sl'wsa II ,hs .sNs, sm ~sfs.
1hls Y u tin~ y '%rseesss Ne ,@xs
lhtss VI .Aliafvn sht4v asv IN tus els,
Who ht~ y. fs,sWss " n.salst. n tat,s
i'i<as, a F~.sar ~hnsr ~,#Alsr ss,l h.ssl
Ing
<srsl, ran hep ~ ,hels dear owes frer
needing,
New. " ! cs.ae every ,~sf ~ hrysn'ses
They s~ .lr uses woald sarl, rv,n.u
twr
Little rsl hand. ths, Ase aching and ruit
ion shp.ld have mii,ens your flnrsfs Ii
hold.
I"nf little frsi with som frosl bitten ,pes
i"u slioaid b. ,lpihed In the warn,rsl oI
hn~,
TN The liar hearth | would kindls lsaL,,
TIL the sad face. were happy and bright.
Don't yon think, santa. II, ail ,our iifs
through.
Some nnc had always l~cn caring 10 YOU,
Watching 10 guard yoa. nv nigh, and Ii,
day.
Oiving your gifts yon could never repay,
Sometimes, a, hast, you would sigh tn fc.
call
How man. children have nothing ~ nils
Safc In your own quic, chamber a. night,
coey and warm IN your blsNkrts ~ who,
wouldn't yot think ot il,r shivcring forms.
Out In the cold, and the wind, aud the
storm.
wouldn't .an think II The babies who cry
Filming In hunger AMI cold Till they tl,s
Once on beautiful Christmas, Won know.
Jesus. our Savior, was hnrn here below;
Patiently shopping To hunger and lrdn.
80 he migh, save 40. Ills lps; ones, from
shame;
Now. II We love Him. he bids MS 10 f,rtl
All ills poor brothers and sisters Who need
lslrsscd old Nick was snrc II you knew
You would remember AMI certainly 10 II,
This year AZ lnsi, WHEN you empty your
puck.
Tray give portion to all whom ma. lack
Then, u you tlmG.a To hnsc any thing
over.
FIRING 4 SMALL glfl to yos,r friend
KITTY GLOVER.
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w HOLM NJ 9. 7e6

- usAsA tAHssss w. aamsa Fl II,
go 80 AAAs risrs W N unasss
etseA sftt tsafhs tss 49, tfsstts h n
49, .AA3 il sa*a s'apwsealsNs II ~
stsA sht# sAtsts IA siii saseasG.A Asvss
MeAsaaat u ~ expressive aAstr sAsi II
~hleh 'ssaHwsss as~ eeeialeiA TO
sats'sen "a rstiANeA, hets Ms
.At,uiA manufacturers l.ssiminste ~ II.
set a i've l'astun.s Nht shuuia he
~ shNt shase vusssas shs vssss afs
w.. ~m,f,isa IL ,h*se sehste tst*s ~
rttese which tles FaastsA " eanhass.
,ssi l#see liss. v memAets Il tive ptaes'
~sarrs~ th. ~ tsmsaasivn ~.
male ssainH 'hs ttahrss weaiA
the, ~, lsenaae~ The system w shs
sweetest 'stws' Mtall Tie, ~, ~,
that Y, w.. ne. doing nnte uilets ~
,pa waaiI have them dp ante ssa'
Nv nas would have Marshall Counts
,,sanfets hay eaeds eals u agent. 10
difference II they set .he same gid.
~ cheap u cheaper II Marshall count,
merchants 'Ibesr goods are rufehar.
I'll BY III. agents 4. Chicago, aud ,hos.
Who lay u them assist In building n.y.
,ha, city IN preference n building NJ
their own Tan they asf,rd u do this,
II IL sLcil ttae policy IN I'm, " sttanp.
crs IN preference 10 dealing with their
home merchants, with whom they have
been doing business ~ pleasantly for
man, ,ears?---They know that when
they bny goods II [llere f,lo~s liz.
1T Nsrr'alltnwn merchants. the cores
poniiug list fur Cresco will be founl
IN our advertising columns from month
q Month. I'd ~ d. that they will
get honest bargains and that the
gonds will BIO ~
represented. by % d4ing they viii
contribute toward tho building ~ II
Marsha'town, and In proportion AZ
they build up Marshalltown they will
mako more valuable their own farms.
suppose 20 bad here city Of loo, 900
inhabitants, or city II the magnitude
uf Chicago, how msch moro valuable
would hc tho farming lands il this
county, Farmers cannot f,r thous-
aud reasons, do without towns and
railroads, nor can a town flourish with.
ut tho aid Of the farmers Their in.
tcrests AFRO mutual; they canno, d. ono
without the other. The ono class
should help the other in business mat
tiers. and should not become alienated
from each other We hope that no
pronunciamento like that of Days
will induce our farmers ~ break up
hons trade and nnly cstablisl, com.
mcrcial relations through foreign chan.
ncls, We believe shey have too much
good scusa TO do this. - Marshall Re-
publican.
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The Daily ii,ksburser ss;s 10 Cow
.,npr Ames. "ionr FIRST proclamation
showed yan T. BE- liar; your lust
show. ,eu = 10 i coward, and your
whole course lii Ills affair uonclusively
proves that ,an are fol /" Mhstsvss
may Ia llc other faalA IL tho editor,
II lc ha- ANY ia all he certainly can
NJ. 10 charged With m obsuurity of
Mylc.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25

In his recent message, President
Gran, raia. The policy adopted for
tbc management VI tho Indian A6airs,
known ~ III Peace Policy. has been
adhered H. wit, mnst beneficial results. :
Aud T. prps. TIL. assertion a hand 81
.a,are- from tho VI hite River Agency
made raid OH tho White River ssl-
tlcmen,. and tho citizens VI Colorado
arc arming IN drive tho msrnudsrs
back. These thinss are what knock
The lining out u the Peace policy
lIawk.cye.
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CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS.
ny MAY i.if.l.r SMITH.

ny MAY RILEY SMITH.
God bless Tho ln'e stockings,
MI over thr lnna Tonight,
Hung In The choicest corners.
IN tie glu" Il. eririspb light
The Tiny. scarlet stocking.
With hole In The heel and tcc.
Worn b, Wonderful JOURNEYS.
Tie ,larlinis have had 10 20.
Aud Heaven pity the children
Wherever their homes may b.,
Who wake n the tirst grny ,lawning.
An empty stoc king 70 see.
l.eft In thr faith u childlood,
Hanging agninst the wall. =
Jus. where tho dazzling glory,
OF Sansaa life will fall:
Abs. for the lonely mother,
Whose cradle II empty still.
With never = shoe nor stocklngs
With dainty toys to nh
Who ass In the awnrthy twilight
There sohhlng Asalnst the pane.
And thinks Of the little hal,y,
Whose grave lice out Ia the rain!
O. the empty shoes and stockings
Forever laid aside.
u, the tangled, broken ahoc.atnnEs
Never more 10 lc tied!
u. the little graves nj the mercy
" the cold. December rain.
q, the feet In their snow.whItc santlali
That never can trip again!
Du, happier they who slnmber.
With marble NJ font and vi head
Than the child who Ind no shelter,
Nh rn,mrnt. nor food, nor he'd.
Thcn Heaven help The living
Children of wan, md palm,
Knowing no fold nor pasture
Ou,, tonight, In the rain!
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25

French politcnsss At tho hcncG,
Of Mdle, pejaset; What ago l. she.
sad Republican. .sho looks still y
young Citizen. responded III.
addressed. ''slc will soon DO twcnt,
fur tho fourth time.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25

4 western poet, who had expressed
wish 20 die amid the grand solitude
Of tho cternnl mountain tops was r..
cent?, killed " The explosion Of pin,
VI tou uAst -.
AsSueeno.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25

u !. stated that lightning conduct.
prh made II straw have bscn tried with
success In France straw always has
hsep looked upon ~ u god conductor
AZ hulde.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25
PHYSICIANS.


II a. MERRIAM, N. d.
RESIDENT SURGEON q PHYSICIAN,
Cnkrco, Iowa.
lsa graduate Of Michigan University,
member III The North lows Medical Hoc5c-
Is; deyotca his whole time 10 hin profession
and n prepared 10 answer MI calls either ~
tlny Or night. nilla are always due = soon
M services have becn rendered.
sH-Otllcc and residence Id hrst building
North nf TANKS Office. Mp stairs. vt4-Sl
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.xna:hOOi: kS0sr Lost, EkOsr
Restored /!

= just publ shell anew edition af Dr. cul.
w vsrWstls Gr1ebs ntsd EsAHy ~ the
radical sute without iassI cline III SpsftHa.
tnfrl,Ga pr srmlhal MsaLuess, Involuntary
seminal isoss~-. Imrolsues, Mental aud I'hy sleal
lnsspneits, tHpsd.mrnl to Marriage, ele4 asso,
Consumption. Epilepsy and Pits. tntnevd h, self
indAl .rnce ~ rsNnai extravaganza, Ar.
A1'rfie~. IN ssalsa shsslope. only ~ cents.
The celebrated author. IN this Atmlsahis ks.ay,
sirusly drnnh States tfsln Thirty ysars snrvsss
fMi practice, TINT ths alarming consequences ii
self Ahnsv may he taa Nils surd .iont lhv DIN.
gerans 81 iulrtnal medicine The application
~ Tho knife, psnslnu nut made Of rnfs Al n,,es
ssnp.s, certain aud eftsetual, rs means III which
rsrty AufsFsft 40 matter what his condition naay
be,. may sufs hlmAsif el.e.pis, privately, ana
rAdieAtfy.
os-This Lecture ssfnia he N the ha,i.ls VI every
youth md ssery man III lh~ land.
Sent nndtf stal. In n plain rs,x rlnne, 10 any Ad
Af~@s post pnii. on rsespt VI slH cents or twu POI.
stamps.
Address the Publishers,
GtlAs. !. 4. kiINEA CO.,
III hoMsrss NV York, r&st Oniee noS, tsAo
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- u. cANFIELD.
JUSTICE or THE PEACE.
cASTIrfn M,Nx.
VIII attend 10 collections and ray tAxsa
for non.r~sisirnls In any Part ii Fillmore
county. Mimi.
Rrfcrs ny permission ~ IIon. tsratcn
Wells. rrcssnn. Mimi, Peter vclir. Lime
Springs Station. Iowa j. II. Easson,
Tanker. DccorHll, Iowa; &. 4. Thur,rr,
Crcsco. Iowa.
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YDliS j. BROWN,
PAINTER AND GLAXIEN.
NFW OkIGuN@ IOWA

Would respectfully announce lint l
am prepared ~ CIV prompt attention and
satisfactory attention tn NIL kinds Of work
belonging tonn. branch IL hv professions
shop South si,lu III Market street. nearly
aplsnsile the Elevator. ;I:iif
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NANAA ANAaAAAAl

@ $3.50 MAs - - - NJ
#A MI 4S FA&# ~ III
N@ MN # - -
esfA @ n 40 Ut ~ 49,
f& IN n A. ~ ~ u
49, ~ #Ass# @ssa - unIn1
ss* 49, " sA4s #wsN tsss@a. -
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REM .MDER

I)M l.. =. ABBOTT,
DENTIST, CREscO. IOWA.
All operations oaselpl1y - skil(hlly
rxl0psd, ~ psi4fasstes CaNs.s
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ID j. McGuLLOW.
CO - Z RIM g,
Euss.n Inv.

Manufactures III nh kinds "
TIGHT AND Flour HAlRE1.
WAlsE,
Wnnd Iron mud Truss hound ware reraircd
Shap tn south sill. III i.uir,a.u Truck
ncnr the Round lloatse, n..lvi4
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U0Xse. SlvN md l.U,7'iugc
I1lV/lHY.

7 TIttUs HMM
Guaranteeing full satisfaction for either
his,i.t III Nufk. shop nssr lsiisspIs
Wagon ~llnr wes, of lin, on liuilroaa
street. nIvlalf
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NTns. =. ". LEE

LIS. T. W. LIE,
TEACHER of Vocal asn lSsTmMrSraL
MtsiG.
GisESCO, IOWA.
r. +. JONES, N d.
cREsco, IuwA
Having returned 10 Cresco. he offers his
professional services 10 siieh ~ may need
them. Oilire over t'nward'H Store.
Residence over Whites store where nigh,
calls inny M madr. 10.7tf
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-12-25
WV. BALLARD,

WYNN BALLARD,
Gu -. Iowa.
VIII rpdr t''.Hh.., ard g,,ura,,re
satisfaction. Esrrs rl,ak Narrtn'eI it,run
Hring alnne ,mt ,l,lpflisr rloel>s 10 his
frsi,!eae.. u, lii,da sstrpt. wtsi II the
" rlHi.r linuse. and he will ST them rlghl
Charges reasonable
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
Great Remedy

Was made by DR.. Brown in the year ls47,
while sojourning among the Indians at Lake
Superior. As to its wonderful cures, he now
has thousands of certificates from his patients
from every part of the civilized world.
hI-Call and see them.
oFFICE-No. As NORTH c STREET,
Virginia City, New.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28

CHEERFuLNEss is an excellent
wearing quality. 1t has been called
the bright weather of the heart. 1t
gives harmony to the soul and is a
perpetual song without words. 1t is
tantamount to repose. 1t enables
nature to recruit its strength; where
as worry and discomfort debilitate it,
involving constant wear and tear.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

rARsON COMPANY, LOCATION OF
q principal place Of business: Carson City,
Nevada. Location of works, Silver City,
Lyon County. Neyada.-Notice is hereby given
that. at a meeting of the Board Of Trustees of
said company, held on the 25th day of July,
1874. an assessment NO, 81. of Five (o5)
cents per share was levied upon the capital
stock of the corporation. payable immediate
ly in L. S gold coin. to the Secretary. at the
Office of the Company, Waltz Building, No.
- King street Carson City, Nevada. Any
stock upon which said assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the Twenty-ffth day Of Aug
ust, 1874, shall be deemed delinquent, and
will be duly advertised for sale, at public
auction, aud unless payment shall be made
before. will be sold on TUESDAY. the fiji
teenth day of September, 1874, to pay the de
linquent assessment, together with costs of
advertising and expenses Of sale. By order OF
the Board of Trustees.
ADOLPHUS Waltz, Secretary.
IN az
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
ASSESSMENT NOTICE..

DUCKEYE GOLD AND SILVER MINING
NIB Company, location of principal place of
business. San Francisco, California. Location
of works, Devils Gate District, Lyon County,
Nevada Notice is hereby given, that at a
meeting of the Directors held ON the Dist day
Of July 1874, an assessment. tNo. H. of 50
cents per share was levied upon the capital
stock Of the corporation, payable immediately
in United States gold coin, to the Secretary at
the office ii the company, room 90 No. 35l
Montgomery St, San Francisco, California.
Any stock upon which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on the 2Sth day of August, 1874,
will be delinquent, and advertised for sale at
public auction; and unless payment is made
before will be sold on WEDNESDAY, he 10th
day of September 1874, to pay the delinquent
assessment, together with costs Of advertising
and expenses of sale.
C. A. SANKEY, Secretary.
Ofice.-Room %, No. 33l Montgomery St,
San Francisco, California l0td
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
Constitution Pills!
DR.. D. P. Browns

External and internal remedy for the PILES
fecting speedy and radical cures, as thousands
of sufferes in the Atlantic and Pacific States,
throughout Europe. can, and have testified.
The discovery of this
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
STOCKHOLDERS

STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
nFFTCE DAYTON GOLD AND SILVER
~ Mining Company, San Francisco, July
Is, 1s74.-The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Dayton Gold and Silver Mining
Company will be held at their office, Room
NO 10. Hayward's Building, San Francisco,
California, on THURSDAY, July Both next, at
twelve and one-half Q2:3W O'Clock p. NJ.
Transfer books Will close on Saturday the
25th instant at u o'clock NJ.
jy21 I'd W. L. DEAN, Secretary.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
SCROFULA,

Together with an almost endless number OF
suferings. Patients are earnestly desired to
apply while they may yet be restored to
health.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
LOUIS GOLDsTONE,

Main Street, Silver City, Nevada.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28

Lung and eraI Chronic Aft e ctions s,
Troubles Rheumatism
condition with
sand
searching the
TO the Ladies',
with
Neryou
Womb
the afford them i'm
med
Remember, Procrastnaton is the Thiefof Time!
So 10 n
70
misr able exi nc a the
store t
llopeye withp roper reame
uonm
NEURALGIA Scrfula
method
asitwllfI ropelya r
restore them o
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
GLASSWARE,

Selling all my goods, Wholesale and Retail.
at the most reasonable rates, hope to receive
a share of patronage.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
M d d lie Aged Men!

the
the
(which
u i''
No nrorer
Only interview a jorty of
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
DR.. D. p. Browns Far-Famed
Blood Medicines.

For the complete eradication of every vestige
of Venereal Disease, stands alone as the onlv
potent and effectual remedy for the unfor-
tunate and misguided sufferer. These medi-
cines can be had only of DR.. D. P. Brown at
his private Office, where every species of Sc
cret disease is successfully treated. Remem-
Der that thousands who have given up ever
again enjoying health, have been fully restor,
ed by the infsllihle preparations of DR.. d. P.
BROWN.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1874-07-28
TO THE UNFORTUNATE!
DR.. D. P. Brown,

UNHE SEVENTH SON, NATIVE OF
IL Great Britain. and for many years a res
ident in the Northwest Indian Possessions
is the most successful and only reliable Physi-
clan and Surgeon in the treatment of all Sc.
cret and confidential diseases, and continues
to cure when all others fail, every condition
of disease which patients generally require to
be kept secret. Thousands can testify to the
great success of DR.. d. P. Brown, the treat
ment of. Gonorrh9a, Gleet Structures, Dis
eases of the BLADDER and Kidneys, Syphilis in
all its terrible forms old lingering cases of the
most horrible class of diseases where the body
has become poisoned, producing blotches on
the face, small watery blisters, ulcers, pain in
the head and bones, eruptions of the SCALP.
nodes of the bones, liberated throat and nose
Scrofula, together with an almost endless
number of sufferings, are earnestly desired TO
apply while they may yet be restored to
health.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1874-01-03
AMERICAN WONDERS.

The greatest cataract in the world is
the Falls of Niagara. The greatest
cave IN the world is the Mammoth
Cave of Kentucky. The greatest river
in the world il the Mississippi, 4,lO0
miles long. The largest valley IN the
world 10 Che valley Of the Mississippi.
The largest lake in the world IS Lake
SUPERIOR which ID truly an inland sea,
being four hundred and thirty miles
long and one thousand feet deep. The
longest railroad in the world is the Pa
ciiic railroad, which Is oFer three thou
sand miles in length. The greatest
natural bridge is over Cedar Greek IN
Virginia. The greatest mass of soft
IRON in the world is the greGt iroa
mountain IN Missouri. The largest de-
posits o. anthracite coal in the world
are IN Pennsylvania.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1874-01-03
THE APOLOGY.

The editor of Western paper once
rave a notice Of ball. and happened
incidentally to mention that the dane
ING of Maj. Hccler's better half was
like ..the cayorting of fly bitten COW
in a field Of cucumbers." The fact that
the editor had not been invited to the
ball may somewhat detract from the
value Of the simile, while at the same
time It accounts for his establishing the
figure. The major accompanied by his
better half and a six-shooter, called on
the editor to complain of the poetical
nature ofthe image. OnleaIning that tho
lady was the one he had described, the
editor besought her to raise her veil.
She did 50, adding, Now, sir. ex-
pect VOC. to apologize Apologize
/ should rather think | would, was
the answer, as he seized his hat and
rapidly left the room. The astounded
Major rushed to the window, Stop.
you sir, you haven't apologized!' "All
right, I'm going to do it in 2 u:inute."
What Do you meun:" shouted the
Major, accentuating the note of inter
rogation with pistol bullet. The an
swer was waited back from round the
next corner-''Can't you see I'm look
ing Fer that COW :"