The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-04-09
SAYINGS AND DOIEGs.

a LAUGHS worm LlIlttlEA fENG II
any mazksb.-C Charles Lanib.
81 Prayed out of the town, are the
words nailed on the doors Of several sa-
looms at Xsnia. Ohio.
MoRSna aprons are Of dark blue
silk, trimmed with small ruffies Of the
same material. They are very pretty.
KING KoFFEE keeps his 1888 wives
under tho same roof with his magazine
of military munitions. They do about
as he says.
CHARLES LAltR, whsh speaking OF one
OF his rides on horseback, remarked
he kept right on"
A DETRoIF paper noting the fact that
q man lately dropped dead while comb
ing his hair, SAYS, And vet there are
persons who viii persist in the danger
Gus habit
TX murder case In Kentucky three
hundred men were summoned as jurors
before they could get twelve Who didn't
know anything and were therefore eligi-
bic as jurors.
THK Herald, at Canton. Ohio, ex-
iste1 seven weeks on a capital of forty
eight dollars, but the editor bad TO buy
a set of chairs for his house and the
paper went under.
WHEN they find s man IN Washington
who hasn't q plan Of his own for the
solution Of the financial problem they
drown him IN the Potomac. No one
hes been drowned there as yet.
A MoNrREAL paper. speaking of a re-
cent dunlin explosion, says, IN q most
pathetic style, that the bodies OF the
victims were spread over many rods,
'shere pieoe ard there a piece"
THus sings an emigrsnt from the
gem OF the sea-"
Thero's not mile in Ireland's isle.
Where the dirthy yernin musthere,
Bat 81. patErick put his howiy tut,
And mtirthered them In ciusthers,
The toads went dash, the frogs went splash
All iurnpin' ia the wather
And the HchBAkeH committed shuiude
70 Save themselves from uclheoghter.
An irish editor, who speaks with the
air OF q man who has discovered a new
fact by experience, says that the way
to prevent bleeding ct the nose il to
keep your nose out Of other peoples
business.
LOVE your neighbor Is yourself-bor-
row his plough, hoe, or horses when
ever you can but II he wants to oor-
row yours, tell him that you are very
sorry, but you were just going to use It
yourself.
A CINCINNATI girl can write beautiful
poetry when asleep, and also speak three
Foreign languages while unconscious Of
what she says. But, after ell, it's better
to curl down under the sheets and sweet
IL sleep until Aurora beams again.
A KENTUCKY farmer refused TO look
at a sample sewing machine recently,
as he always ''sewed wheat by hand"
He is related to the man who did not
want threshing machine on his farEs
81 for said he, '' give ne harness tug
or q barrel stave, aud can make nay
family toe the mark according to the
law and Seriptur."
A PHILOSOPHICAL Kentucldan, who
had but one shirt, and was lying in bed
while the garment was drying on the
clothes-line in the yard, was startled
by an exclamation from his vile TO the
effect that the calf had eaten il. well,
said the Kentuckian, with a spirit
worthy Of better cause" Welis theR
who has must lose.
No MORE truthful sentence was ever
penned by man than the following writ
ten by Chancellor Kent "The parent
who sends his son into the world uned-
ucated defrsudR the community ef q
lawful citizen and bequeaths TO il a nui-
sance." These words should he written
in letters Of gold over the entrance Of
every school in the land.
TIE social and vital statistics of the
White House are reported es follows
One marriage, Miss Maria Monroe,
daugbteE Of the president, TO Mr.. Gou-
venesrr. In 1920. Two presidents have
died in the house and thirsl, MF. Lin
coin, killed elsewhere, was Ibid in state
IN the east room. Several children
have died ct the White House, but II
has welcomed the advent OF but one
baby, James Madison Ran
doIph, the grandson of Thomas JET
fcrsOn.
OSH OF those Instances in which 9
good man speaks out the thought that
Is uppermos4 without considering ell
that might be implied thereby, occurred
, number of years ago lie vell-known
church at the west end Of Edinburgh.
The late DR.. -, OF London, during
Dne Of his periodical visits, vas preach
ng an evening sermon to q croveded
when a nOie was handed up
10 him to intimate that Il DR. So-and-So
was IN the church he was urgently
wanted. Having read the note, and
soeirg the doctor moving of, he imms-
iiatslv added. with great fervors And
nay the Lord have mercy on bic pa
lent 4"