The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1874-06-25
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''the beautiful falls, especially when the
day has been set by the gallant youth him
SELF Fie--"Our" table at the select
entertainment in Phoenix Hall, was surroun-
ded with pleasant party and ''did you
mean it ''Inkey, made the buttons fly from
laughter. Since the ''rose-buds victory,
somebody wears more pleasant smile than
he was wont to do on former occasions
We intend having our hair cut ''cocoanut"
fashion to prevent hair pulling. Since the
arrival of Miss G., there is happy trio.
Sometimes they are so deeply interested in
literature that they fail to notice fellow
when he passes by.-Our prayers have
been answered the fan has been found, and
oh, when shall we three meet again
We admire the literary taste of the trio. +"
l would were Byron, or any other ''poick"
so that
81 could write in rhyme and metre,
Yes do,
Than the sylvan notes far sweeter,
Yes l would,
Then I'd have the girls all crying
For my matchess verse, defying
All the world to match my lying,
Bout love and love-sick signing,
So would"
Hark, | hear rustling in the leaves behind
mel Lead pencils and fence rails defend
me! 1t is blacksnake, looking with a cur
ious eyc as if to see what have written, or
suggest another item, I arise to slay him
but he suddenly takes his departure, hope
to join his counterpart in the realms of dark
ness.-On the rocks more pleasant scene,
came in view The ''blonde" and brunette, !"
the latter from the city of Brotherly love,
costly seated beneath the friendly shade of the
old oak, plunging deep into the romance of a
favorite novel, or perhaps the book of all
books for it was last Sabbath 1t was a
scene such as we could gaze upon with
admiration, and with the poet acclaim:
"Fairest and loveliest of created things,
By our great Author in the image formed
OF his celestial glory and designed
To be mans solace"
That pious cat is not polite cat-Im-
mense-Cookie and his cheroots -''Oh,
where, oh, where, has my little bird gone,
was the cry last Sunday-On his way
home, last Saturday night, our dear, good,
kind friend ''Swarty'' was overtaken by a
friend on horseback. ''Swarty" being some
what .fatigued told his friend that the engine
had run over his foot and he could scarcely
walk, whereupon his friend dismounted and
left "Swarty'' ride his noble steed home,
where he dismounted and hobbled into the
house and is now doing quite well. 1t is
needless to say that the engine did not run
over his foot member of the Fire
company was prevented from attending the
festival by an overdose of ''Sutton's beer. {"
We pity him-Eve received one vote as
the handsomest lady in town. Since then
she has been mourning to know who cast it.
We would advise her
ITO lament not, but patiently resign,
Whoever she has lost"
even though it be .Stickem. a young
lady wearing light swiss dress, should be
careful in selecting material for a hustle
The Philadelphia Inquirer can be plainly
seen through the airy fabric.-Again, last
Sunday night, the Sleeping beauty" occu-
pied reserved seat. And he spake unto
her saying: Why sleepest thou, Eve ?"
She in bland and child like simplicity, re-
piled Because, my feller and l our lone
watch kept, until the break of day -
The white mice winked themselves to death.
Poor ''critters. John g., has an accom-
plished horse. He can shake hands in
Chesterf eldian style Great things are ex-
pected from the buff cochins "-Heart-
breaking season is here. Cupid is raising
the very ''old Nick" among the giddy ones.
-" Greely' enjoyed delightful sail on
the Lake, last Sunday Becoming
new hat and blue ribbon-Since the ex-
plosion, last Sunday, segars are safe. Buy
your smokers, youngman, and avoid ex-
plosions Three young ladies on a soda
water 'bust'' Monday evening and off to the
Falls on Tuesday. How selfish.