The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-07-04
NEW NoR'-WEsTERs.
The dead of winter-fiies.
A dish for a lawyer-Suet.

/ A dish for a alawyer-Suet. n
Tho worst maniac-money- maniac. g
"A man has been arrested for taking
things as they come. 1897 ..l
THE yield of the Mono mine, Utah, for
April was $77, ,975.65. r sa5
The reign of peace and draw poker has
returned in Arkansas. M.ga. ,,t +.
|. The truth must be told. Flies, this
season. will stand over six feet. %
Tho Chicago Tribune informs it's read
ers that Gideon blew down the walls of Jer-
icho. nj ..- ...a- b.
-Philadelphia's two hundred and fifty
carpet factories in busy times employ co.
900 persons.
George Francis Train is at it again.
He has started a new paper called The
DeoiL-he has.
The deepest hole in the world is an ar
tesian well at Pottsdam, Mo-, which goes
down $500 feet. rF..- ~
Having strictly retired to private life,
ex-Viee President Colfax only spoke in nine
States last month.
/ -Ex-Gov. Theockmorton is brought for
ward as candidate for Congress in the
Fourth District of Texas. 4a.1 ii.
The Anthropmetrieal is the name of a
new association. This is the scholastic way
| of saying journeyman tailors.
The longest word in the English Ian
guage is smiles, because there is mile be-
tween the first and last letters. . /.
MIR. Disraeli's constituents paid his
election expenses by voluntary subscription.
They amounted to over e1500. l
oc
standing the emigration statistics, is said
to be "a, 900 more than in 1901. -asS
Anything Midas touched was turned to
gold. In these days, touch man with
gold, and he'll turn into anything.
F. A fashion has recently sprung up in
New York, of having the wheels of carriages
painted of bright yellow or scarlet.
E, "A Delaware obituary: '.His hat want
always cooked over the left ear, but he
didn't owe butcher shop in town."
"A prisoner, when asked what trade he
would like to learn, said: i" IF there be no
objection, would like to be a sailor"
! One Of the easiest and best ways to ex-
pand the chest is to have q good, large
heart in it. 1t saves the cost Of gymnas-
tics. i- ID
An invoice of holy water from the
grotto of Notre Dame, Lourdes, France,
has been entered at the Chicago Custom
House.
-" Onion Sociables y are quite the fash
ion in some localities. GA breath can make
them as breath has made. ."-ElmirG Id
Certsser. .#.-.
Bald Mountain has been attacked again
with the borborygm. We use this word to
make our cotemporaries hunt their dusty
dictionaries.
-'fI'm not much for shtump spakin',' y
declared a candidate at Dubuque, "but for
honesty, capacity and integrity, | bate the
divel-so do!''
1t is claimed that enough phosphorus
quietly rests in the South Carolina rock beds
to, meet the demands Of the world for thous-
ands of centuries. ID.
"A mother-mule is the sensation in
Franklin e9Hgynty, Indjsnar narru s{Ihe ohspifng
D bears. q hssge. skably mule. sErs
A correspondent of the Boston Globe
says: ''It is quite as difficult to tell when
the Newport season begins as to know when
a kitten becomes cat
A German, being asked how much saur-
kraut he had put up for winter use, replied:
"I'se not got much; a little more as ten bar
rel, shust for Sickness
1t is said that Jones, of Nevada, can
sit on more of his spinal column and shoul-
der blades than any other man who ever
hoisted his feet against a wall
The first photographer has opened has
saloon in Truckee, New, and has been shot
at by a miner, who insisted on having his
picture taken by lamplight, as he was going
away early III the morning. =
Z A ssbroad church" modified is per-
haps the best term to apply to the company
of tourists to Colorado, comprising Profess
sor Swing, Henry Ward zBeecher. u. II.
Chaplin, William r. Alger, and Henry
Powers. ga si3
Detroit Free Press: Mr.. Blythe, of
Indian Territory gets upon a stump and
calls out: .Gentlemen, I'm looking for my
twenty-eighth man since Januaryp' Then
the crowd scatters and leaves the speaker
shooting at the slowest man. A &
y They tell of hen that foated down
the raging tide of Mill River in q barrel,
setting on nineteen eggs. She attended
strictly to business during the flood, finally
brought up in a friendly harbor, and has
since left her barrel with nineteen chickens
at her heels. ~,
There is an infatuatien about the lot
terry business that cannot be explained. Ex-
Governor Bramlette has been running the
Louisville Lottery since its inception, but
had never heard until recently that marriage
is lottery. Upon learning this he imIne-
diately invested, and the ceremony was
performed at Louisville last. week.-Boston
Adgeriiser.
Hot lemonade is one of the best reme-s
dies in the world for cold. Itacts prompt
ly and effectively, and has no, unpleasant
after effects. One lemon, properly squeez-
ed, cut in slices put with half pint boiling
water. Drink just before going to bed, and
do not expose yourself on the following day.
This remedy viii ward off an attack of the
chills and fever is used promptly.
Some one has been summing UP the fate
of kings and emperors as follows: Out of
2, $50 emperors and kings, over 81 nations,
299 were dethroned, Ga abdicated, 90 COM
mitted suicide, IL went mad. 100 died on
the battlefield, 1913 were made prisoners, 25
were pronounced martyrs and saints, 151
were assassinated, SO were poisoned, and
109 were sentenced to death. Total, 963.
Unless the Reno Crescent exaggerates,
Senators Jones and Stewart may be leftsonie
day without a constituency. The amount
of water accumulated in Lake Tahoe IS more
than thousand times that which devastated
the Massachusetts, valley, and this inland
sea is held back by an artificial dam. The
Crescent thinks that it is only a question
of time when the dam viii give way and the
valley be overwhelmed by n roaring Mag
ara ssf5s saa sa 1s
Chief Justice Chase, who administered
the oath of office to Lincoln in 1865. to
Johnson soon after, and twice to Grant,
| made a practice Of sending to the wife of
the President the Bible on which the oath
was taken, marking the passage therein
pressed by the Presidents lips. Andrew
johnson, we are told, kissed the twenty-first
verse of the eleventh chapter of Ezekiel,
and Grant in 1869 the one hundred and
| twenty first Psalm.
Theodore Hook was at some large par
| ty or other where the lady of the house was
| more than usually coarsely anxious to get