The weekly Louisianian., 1874-07-11
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BUSINESS MAXIMS.

He who pays beforehand is served be
hind hand.
If you would know the value of q dolla
try to borrow one.
Be silent when a fool talks.
Never speak boastingly Of your bust
ness.
An hour Of triumph comes at last t
those who watch and wait.
Word By word Webster's beg Dictionar.
was made.
Speak well of your friends-of you
enemies say nothing.
Never take back a discharged servant.
If you post your servant upon you1
affairs they will one day rend you.
Do not waste time in useless regrets
over losses.
systematic your business and keep On
eye on little expenses. Small leaks sink
great ships,
Never fail to take a receipt for money
paid, and keep copies Of your letters.
Do your business promptly, and bore
not O. business man with long visits.
Law is trade in which the lawyers eat
the oysters and leave the clients the smells.
Rothschild, the founder of the world
renowned house of Rothchild l. Co.,
ascribed his success to the following:
Never have anything to do with an I'M
lucky man.
Be cautious and bold.
Make q bargain at once,
An Arabian having brought a blush on
a nnaiden's cheek by the earuestness of his
gaze, said to her: my looks has pain
ted roses in your checks; why forbid me
gather them? The law permits him
who SONS to reap tho harvest"
An old farmer said to his sons; "Boys,
loh't you ever wait for summat to turn
W: You might just as well go sit downon
! stone in the middle of a medder, with a
pail atwixt your legs, a n wait for a COW
back up to you to be MIXED"
One curious feature of American pro-
PRESS is the fact that this country con-
umes as much ice as all the world be-
ides. It is also notable that dyspepsia is
'ur national disease. Tie inference is
asy that TOO much ice-water impedes di-
There can be and often is as
1uch intemperance in drinking water as
drinking whisky. !
An indianapolis dog goes mad when he t
a piano played, but there's Lunereds I
fmen who do tho same thing. I
No State but Massachusetts could hold '
summer session Of the legislature but '
!cze the members are too lean to sweat Il
ID too stingy if they weren't to lean.
Editing q paperis like carrying III um- y
ella On a windy day. Everybody thinks =
could manage it better than the one Il
10 has hold of The handle. q
The Readily Observation-Disclosures are the o,
among birds, aud having no "
table shoulder tew strike from, they G.,
ike from the heel. When a rooster gifts n
tipped the hens all march off with the II
ler rooster, if he amt half so big or so W
nsum. It is pluck that wins a hen. Ct
osters az q class won't do emmy house. or
d work; yu kant git o rooster to pay 70
" a%ttenshun tcw O. yung one. They JIG
nd most of their time in Growing and
and once in q while they find a til
IL which they make a great fuss over VIZ
ing their wives up from a distance ap- a
to treat them, butjista az the hens so,
thare, this elegant cuss bends over and an
bles up the worm. Jist like q man. for Oh
tho world!-Josh Billings Aliminax. tie
"A correspondent asks: "What ST.
es up moro room on a sidewalk en-
afashionably-dressed Ia:
Answer-A boy in a new col
: Of boota" raj
otl
-'*Cast iron Sinks" is. written 49,
N the sign Of a city plumber: va
who. the chic said it didn't" No,
an inebriated man after
ling it over three times. tro
he devil is a mean kuss; he big
er keeps hiz own promises, but a b