The Arizona sentinel., 1874-03-07
MISCELLANY.

| night by the crying of our baby" "Well, do wonder such persons will go to concerts"
 The height of roughness-tO come home at night wheE your wife has gone aw " for day ar two, and find that she has accidentally carried of the key to the closet where the consolation is.
 "How many deaths last night?" inquired hospital physician of a nurse. "Nine," was the answer. "Why, I ordered medicir e for ten" "Yes; but one wouldn't take it."
 Quite number of young men in this city are attending a night school where Latin is taught. At ! leastw judge so, as we SAW a i crowd the other evening who had | gut as far as "Hec."-POr0 Re- UielC.
 Now that Treasurer Spinner is bound for a recuperative trip to Florida, some one says he is going to meander by the romantic cloc- die bayous that he may discover if the footprints of those creat- ures really do resemble his auto graph"
 A French author described Mile. Nilsson as follows: "Ani- mated snow, with golden hair and with two polar stars under her white brow; she has the grace of the reed, the charm of heather. and heam-a scrawny beam-of the North's pale sum-"
 Two women are local reporters on a Michigan paper. The type founders can't supply italics fast enough. a"d a single article on the set of some other wOman's batk k hair has been known to ex. hauSt an entire font.
 Continued observation of the abusive character of the editor ials of the Springfield Republican has inspired Louisville editor with the following sonnet:
 There was a young man named Samuel, Who th"ngbt it his mission to damn you
 well.
 As savior of souls,
 This Samuel Rowies.
 Had no more pretense than camuel.
 There are seventy baldheaded men in Congress. No unprejudic- ed mind can look down from the galleries upon that Lake Superior Ofabsent hair without feeling Ot regret that the absence is thing with which the peculiar skill of the ahOrigineS lad nothing to do.-LouiSriHe Courier. Journal.
 A marriage took place recent ly in Norfolk, Va, 10 which the contracting parties were bride groom of 67 summers and the bride 24. This is his fourth mar. riage, the three preceding yield ing the fruits of 99 children, 20 0i whom are now living. and he has 40 grandchildren, and the end is probably not Yet.
 This is the way the new editor of the MdependeHt sings rhetoric "At midnight ofIast "Wednesday the gate of eternity opened tn let in amid the great throng of de- parted centuries the Soul of the dying year. Under the twelfth stroke of that hraZen hammer of the city clock the patriarch went out. and the stars of the night were the funeral torches"
 A fellow, on being asked to. write a testimonial for a patent clothes wringer, produced the fol- low:-I am immensely pleased with it. I purchased a load of wood which proved green and un. fit to burn. 1 ran the whole load through your clothes wringer, and 1 have used the wood for kindling ever since.
 Daughter of the house (to a privilegpd old friend of the fam ily)-"Dear MT. Lupus. you don't seem to be enjoying yOursef. 1 should so like to have you waltz this once with me-" Privileged old friend-"My dear child. l don't dance; but if it suits you I wouldn't mind sitting here with my arm around your waist while the others are making themselves dizzy."-R0ach.
 Do,roop coff1or in Ohio fo,,pd