The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1874-02-28
SMALL FRY.
Rimmel issued over 10000 of his
highly nerfllmpd almanacS

Rimmel issued over 10000 of his
highly perfumed almanacs.
Tennyson has written his own obit-
uary, but won't give it out for publi-
cation.
The Waite family, from which the
chief justice decended, were the first
settlers of the town of Maiden. Mass.
Bancroft recently appeared on skates
at the Thiergarten pond i'll Berlin:
He is said to have done the "eagle'
very nicely.
Another remedy has been discovered
for rheumatism in London. 1t is hot
sand bath. This makes 7,3iS remedies
all infallible.
General Spinner is said to be crack
shot with rifle, and we can testify
that he is one of the most easy and
graceful writers in the country.
Moliere, Beranger, Gauter and Taine
are among the great writers in France
who sought in vain for admission to
the French academy.
The city of Providence has furnished
the champion mean criminal of the
week. He stole the Grape from the
door knob of a mourning family.
The governor general of Canada has
offered gold medal for the best gen
tleman skater and silver one for the
best lady skater in the coming tourna-
ment.
The empress of Russia has sent to
Queen Victoria as present portrait,
by Gustav Richter, of the Grand
Duchess Marie, the new daughter-in-
law of the queen.
Viscount st. Asaph, eldest son of the
Earl of Ashburton, has become con-
vert to the Roman Catholic faith. He
is deputy lieutenant of the county OF
Breton, England.
Wolves are still troublesome and
hungry in Paulding county, Ohio.
One night, week or two since, they
killed fifteen sheep belonging to u
shepherd of those peaceful wales.
Nine. Nilsson was the recipient of a
delicate compliment lately from gen.
tleman, who vowed that she fed on
"nightingales' tongues" He had only
heard her on the stage.
Those two desolate North Carolina
widows ought TO be able to make
enough money out of the relics of theil
departed to get a couple of husbands
who won't be quite so thick with eaci
other.
A Rochester paper declares that q
man who can't rent u church pew has
no right to he pious. But this WONT
discourage him much when he reflects
how many who do lenb them are no
better off,
Count CASTOR de- Auhetclre, an Off
Ger Of the French army, recently tried
to murder his brother, Niscount Amau-
nv, ut Marsat, France. OF course he IL
insane, having been sun-struck N
algeria.
A reporter on an Iowa paper wrote
,Yesterday morning winter and spring
kissed each other in the sunrise, anC
each spread its choicest favors on the
purple air." He was married mex
day.
The boys of New Bedford call thC
city marshal blessed, as he has kindly
designated about half of the hill streets
of that city as those upon which the
lads may coast without interference
of the police.
Miss Smilly WAS recently deprived
of valuable sealskin jacket which she
had left in the basement OF Cincin
natl church while conducting the ser
vice upstairs. They're anxious TO know
if the spirit moved it.
An uncommoBly large bear has fal
len before the unerriDg musket of Mrs
Harriet Augusta Smith, of Wisconsin
If this doesn't prove that wOmeI
should he allowed TO vote, then Their
Is no virtue in platform logic.
Madame Bucca asserts that it wa
abe who sued Mr.. Maretzek for break
ing contract, not her, and that u wa
be who deposited we $4,000 which