The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-02-15
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first touch OF u mothers arnla
GosLIN, the prince Of cigar dealers,
has an astounder IN to-day.
SOME cat-spattn' was about the size
oft lighting done at tho polls, yesterday.
ELDER II. M. GANo will preach in
the Christian church to-day ut II o'cocl; A,
NJ, and at7P.m
HILL SHIELDS & co. have some
startli' e yet agreeable news for our readers
In another column.
]. w. SCnENCK offers twenty horse
power steam engine for sale. See ADVERTISE
ment.
STEPHENS has fresh invoice of the
latest periodicals and eastern papers DO
not fall to drop In on him to-day.
"MEAsURINa the size Of his collar,n
is what Dallas young ladies declare when
caught with their arms around their beau's
neck.
TIE late rose, and not the ''early
rose" potatoe, was what u Dallas wife was
looking for yesterday, as she knew her hus-
band never rose until too late to cultivate
anything.
"HAvE you votedv ?" excitedy cX-
claimed man running up to q mel
low looking fellow at the polls. "Voled,
voted! was married once. is II anything
like that,?"
''IToID the fool he'd have the itch,n
was the reoinder of a woman up town, yes
terday, on being told that her husband had
done more scratching" than amy man at
the polls.
A "DEMNITIoN cold corpseo is what
Ted Looney came near fixing himself up for,
BY tunbllng out of II dirt cart, yesterday,
and falling into wen ten feet deep nom
which he was hauling dirt.
Two mules left the wagon TO take
care OF itself yesterday afternoon, aud went
up town after something. AS they came
bnclS In charge of shat other man" In few
moments. It's not exactly known whether he
was whnt they Were after or moi.
a LITTLE niger near this city was
asked by another little niger, yesterday, 10
look IN gun barrel, and see il hc could
see the spark of the capwhen he snapped the
trigger Amid a small Fourth of July, that
little Niger at tho inuzzle OF the gun was
wiped out.
A CHAP who lives near the grave
yard was awakened Friday night By a noise
like some one snoring, and after rejecting
where the noise came from said az told that
damned fool not TO bury that fellow with his
bottle full, for he'd get drunk under ground
the first time he got dry"
PERSONS wishing the services of car
penters and builders are referred to tho card
of Messrs. Samuel Myers h Co., corner Ross
avenue and Austin street. These gentlemen
solicit the patronage OF our people, and prom
Use good and faithful work at the lowest
rates.
A POSTMASTER whose postal charge
is not thousand miles nom Dallas ia said
to have passed through this city yesterday
with eight thousand dollars up his sleeve,
and his nose pointed towards the briny deep
for n passage to Europe.
mo YOU don't get me to stick one of
them little white things In that nox and
then when get home have my wife ask me
how often I'm in the habit of writn' TO Nam
cy," was the response OF fellow at one OF
the polls yesterday when approached by sew
eral parties with ballots 10 cast vote.
We have heard of young ladies ear
rying the image ftheir lovers In their hearts |
but we saw n man carried half way across
Poydras street yesterday on the end of an
other fellows boot. Like some of the candj-
dates yesterday, he carried In one part Of the
city.
SEVERAL wives of this city say that
they have TO be on guard when their hus-
bands sleep in church, for every time The
minister brings his hand down ON the pulpit
in inpressing point, IL is sure to arouse
them, and II Is all they can do to keep the
awakened brute from yelling "Keno /"
Mr.. c. NJ. WHEAT, Elm street.
wishes 1t distinctly understood that he means
just what he says I'm his advertisement to-
day, that is, that every'piece ofwollen goods
In his house win be sold at cost until further
notice. He prefers TO have the money TO use
during the summer than to carry the goods
over. SO give him a call and get bargains
Two gentlemen who slept in the
same room at hotel In this city on Friday
night aud who wore pantaloons In size, color
and style exactly alike. were rather aston
ished on drawing out their pocketbooks on
thestreet car yesterday to find AS in b. pos
session. A. having the smallest pile in his
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