The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-01-17

.,iT;,s.s Nor hear my moaning.-
.i, My sud heart, moaning in the winter
timo
NJ J. Ereniag Post
Lock cut for cold days that stop III
the head and stay wid you all wilder.
and bake you feel berry uncubr.rdoblc
In Oshkosh man has had to 90 to
prison for two years for merely killing
his wife,
An Atlanta man wants the thief who
stole his well bucket and rope to come
back and set the we'll, as it is Of no us,
now. ~
Money is the fools wisdom, tho
knayes, reputation, the poor mans
desire, the covctous mans ambition and
the idol Of all.
sDr. II. +. w. Andrews, an old editor
and publisher, has commenced the pub
licat;on of n Unyersalst magazine at
ATLANTA, Georgia, called the Messenger
OF iii Corenont.
Wien your pocket book gets empty.
and every body knows it, you can put
all your friends iu it and il won.
6 ''bulge out worth Il cent
The inventor OF bricks of ice cre,n is
nov applying his massive intellect to the
manufacture Of bricks Of milk punch,
which will be so put up as 10 be conycn
lent for carrying iu the hat.
A sing Sing convict has lallen heir to
100000. This will enable him to ply
his vocation on grander scale as a
railroad director or something Of that
sort.
DEAR CuFrEE-Wc arc threatened
with tax on coffee, and consequently
rise in the price thereof. What would
be'the use Of cheap sugar with dear
coffee That would be the tail wa-
ging the dog"
well, re;Shh0r, what is the mos:
Christian news this morning 2" said
gentleman to ficnd. 81 have just
bought barrel Of -four for poor wo,
man. Just like you! Who is it YOU
have made happy with your charity this
time 7" "My wile."
The kitchen range in a honse at Toms
river, New Jersey, the otl er morning
refused to burn the coal in spite Of all
efforts. Finally on careful investisa
tion family Of hornets were discovered
within two feet of the fire chamber
busily engaged in plastcring the draft
hole with clay.
MORE MURDERS Information has
been received at The executive Office o!
two murders, reocntly committed one
in Newberry county, and the other in
Marlboro county. On the 9th of De
cenbcr last, Jasper Henderson was shot
and instantly killed by james II. Kit
cheps, in Newberry county. Aud Oh
the Sd day Of January, Stephen Pate
was shot by William Chavis, in Marlbo,
70 county. Both murdercrs have fed
I'rof. Blanchard Of Wheaton Cole. C
ILL.,, is crushing out Free Masonry. In
one Of his lectures against the order, he
says, "the institution is irrclsious and
immoral, and that no good man ever
has been or ever can be a Free Mason -
We have often gone over choice lot OF
eight or ten thousand Masons aud pick
I'D out two or three whom we thought
wero good men but Of course they were
regular cut throats End horse thieves
compared to the pure, sinlcss Blanchard
Josh Billings paints this faithful pic
ture Of an editor;
can editor is male being whoze
buziness IL to navigate a nuzo paper.
He writes editorials, grinds out poetry,
inaorts deths and weddings, sorts out
mannsKrips, keeps waste basket, blows
up the !devil,' steals matter, litas other
people, battles, sells hiz papor for
dollar and fifty cents year, takes white
beans ana sass for pay when he kan git
it, RACES large family, works nineteen
hours out ov every twentyiour; knows
no Sunday, gifts damned bi everybody,
and once in Will, whipt bi sumbody.
lives poor, dies middle aged, and often
broken hearted, leaves no money, IL re
W. rded for life ov toll with short