The weekly Louisianian., 1874-10-03

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utnhost. disgust which,h they PEI
ceive, they will probably do thei
best1o increase, as it is their won
to glory. in ! Yeur discontinue
Their soup they convey to thei:
mouths in.lsalefall.s,; and dispateI
with Aaeries Of unm q sucks an,
sxcraciating lip-snackings. Thei1
bread they bits at something in tn
same fashion: .as an ;unoouth pillow
boy does at his hunk of kneadet
rye and lump Of cheese. Whel
pease happen to form part Of tn
nsenu they con6de to you the neces
cary information that they general,
make = point Of disposing of them
il. the smaner which is most in &C
cordance with their feelings, and
forthwith prove to you how nearly
they can swallow their knives with
out actually doing SO. Their
glasses Of wine they empty at a
gulp, o. if they were filed with
small beer, though the nasty sounds
which emanate from their mouths
when they have concluded the ope-
ration should tend to prove other
wise q Nuts they viii crack with
their teeth, making ugly grimaces
as they DO so, thereby inspiring
people with fears for The safety of
their molars. There mouths, while
the meal is in progress, are in
I state If continual cram, but this
does hot prevent them making at
Observation-Disclosures, which: often
threatens to result in their sufnca-
ton. Nor will they hesitate 10 pick
a bone and ripe their greasy fingers
on their napkins. They might be
some excuse offered for these in
dividuals if their objectionable con-
duct was the result Of ignorance,
but, in a general way, it is no. such
thing. As they will tell you, they
acts upon prineiple;'a hatred ofform
and ceremony they may, possibly,
inform you at the same time is one
Of their strongest characteristics,
and they may further lead you to
understand that they 60 in for COM
fort and fer letting the world
think what it likes of them. Ask
them to your house aud the likeli-
hood is they will come dressed in
a manner that will put you, fggara-
speaking, on thorns >, and in
luces your other guests to think
That yon must have some very dis
acquaintance. It is
to meet them in any
place, rs they are addicted to
walk abroad in clothes whose only
recommendation is that they are
comfortable. They have q partial
for unshapely hats, loud ties and
and disraputable looking
which latter it is their boast
that they are not ashamed OF any
and in company; not even
of refined ladies being sufficient
% abash them. Their faces are often
nurkey, and their finger nails are
Kept in q state OF perpetual mourn
Their nasal organs are con-
into instruments whereby
hose who are in hearing Of them
nay be seriously annoyed. As for
teeth, they seem to have been
made specially for the purpose OF
,eing picked and sucked, whereby
lot q few tempers may be rufaed.
indeed, at no time is their vulgarity
more apparent then: when they have
lined to repletion and are amusing
with their toothpicks.
many other waysthan those in
they show how disagreeable
nen maymake themselves Their
conversation ia invariably inter-
with unpleasant Language,
md if they imagine that You are
more than ordinarily etraightlaced
hey take special care that their talk
hail be- even more unpleasant than
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