The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1874-04-02
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Natural hum-bugs Bees.
An unsatisfactory meal.-A domestic
broil.
-Carpsta thensh hoseht By The yard,
ere worn BY The foot.
-"Figures can't lis."-Caa't they2
Does fashionable xqn.n's figure tel the
truth? ~-s;, 80 ;f'!" - - -
There Is nothing that Will 10 ssp ths
le'fty out sfs msu - sitting down on :
damp spot in thin pants. =.
"A man shout to purchase pair Of
boots was asked what number he wore,
and answered, with tone surprise, 'eWhy,
txo, Of course" %
In letter 10 friend, =. springdeld
young LADY ssstes that the is not snesssd,
but ahs sees ., cloud shove the herison
about assaarse - . mans hand.
"A stieklsr for etiquette ssys thst no
gentleman would ever commit s,liaids, ~
he would nsyss think Of being 70 inpelits
IS to 80 anywhere before hs wss Invited.
"A Pittsburs coroner makes no. charge
where he sits On = young man who parted
bis hair in tho middle. He says that his
personal sstisfsetion is epoug without the
fec.
Romantic Western love Irana-"Kiss
me. Clara" ''Kiss me, stsphen." And
when Stephen tried Il, she snsppshly ssid,
''No, sir; ysu'.e bssa chewing sards.sas
sesds." .>..
Tho Journalists will hsvs their fun, -
vitnsss tho following iron q Ci,sia.sAe
paper: "a lavori., .sassneat =. Ls.s-,
mic lli is sla,lipg, of strrns.r1. AR On
blow il enough for ~ 1.1o.pt Loai,,i'l.
ears" . - : 11'''''A' ~ .
An old ledy was telii1g hsr. g1sad-
children about some troubles u Scotland,
in the course Of which ths ehisf Of hsr clan,
was behesded. 'It vss nsg crest tIinsso
s'head, bsirns, to BE- sars;' saida The 4sssd.
LADY, ''bu4 it vss > - ',ss 70 his." g. ..ss
7-ApbiiosophicSl :Ksntoskiaa Vie had
but,ons shirt s,d x.s lying in heas lhils
the, ssrnsut:. :.s dying il - syasa, yas
startled 4 sss b. An eze1.n.tieh q 1ssn bis rifs
:th.t tho eal hsd eaten il ''wsli, s.id
tho Hentnteti.n. .aa vell. th5m vvho haaa nuIu.t
lose" =. y : -
- An eastern minister told tie young
ladies Of hs- congregation :thst the ffst
step 70 ruin was IN sstrish feather. AID =
yard OF eay eoaorsd ribbon. Oas of H.
hearers having seoasion' ths next Day, to.
use some ribbon, asked the elsrk for three
more steps to ruin.
"A little boy in Nelson street family
caught his foot in some worsted With which
his sister Nas working the sentence,
''dod is Love-" in psrforated cardboard,
and got crack on the ear that win lsy
him up for a+fortnigat-ifit does not il
jure him for hfe.-Das6ssy Nesa.
-''1s PatFlannsgan sbo>rd this ship!"
said Lord Nelson, during Temporary lall
in tho battle of the Nile. "He is, yesr
lordship," said Mr. Flanagan, touching
his cap. "Then let the strife proceed,
rejoined the brave Admiral. P. s.-This
story is told exclusively BY Mr.. f1anns-
gan.
The ways Of women are past finding
out. It is said that the young lsdies- Of
Jacksonville, Tenn, hsve fAsiisn ef
tying up their taper fnssu when young
gentlemen are expected to eell, and 7hsns
they very naturally ,ask the cause. they
blushingl9 reply, Il burned them broilias
tho steak this morning" The result, q
chronioled BY the local paper, i, td.t inv
eral young men have burned thsir "Angers
by believ,ae.the stssy. :" "
"A correspondent Of the Atlanta Hsas5
says that he WAS present when stephsn L.
Douglas made . witty remark ut Howell
Cebb's expense, which hss been nuph dis
torted by repetition. Mr.. Cobb gave So
cial party, to which Mr.. Douglass was In
vited, IN honor Of the Georgia delegates to
the Baltimore Democratic convention. a
constituent Of fCobb called on the party to
fill up, as he had . toast. He said, "here's
to Howell Cobb, may he live t. bs Presi-a
dent Of the United States.H Douslss. opick
Is lightning, said with =. laugh: "By
George, Cobb, your friend is wishing ysu
. very long lfe." All enjoyed the joke,
including Cobb.