The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-03-19
SAYINGS AND DorSGS.

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WHEN n doctor spells IL 'saocufor-
tus" is it any wonder that patients die
on his hands
THE whole production Of the precious
metals throughout the world last year
is estimate to have been worth S2ls,
000, 900.
MIssrssIpPI pcstmistress has dis
charged her husband from clerkship
for attendance TO duty. She wanted
DO nepotism in. hers.
ADErRorr woman lately left her hus-
bands board, but took the bed with her
The Union saws he IS IN a quandary how
10 voEd = legal notice. .--
IT Is said that a sure way to win sue
cess in society is 10 talk tn the young
ladies, and listen attentively when the
old ones talk 20 you.
A CONNECTICUT husband sues for d.
veree on the ground that his wife Z" did
throw leucunabeFs in his face because he
helped himself too plentifusly."
TlfE Persisns say of noisy, unreason-
able talk - i hear the sound Of a
milestone, bat I see 10 meal.
An exchange declares shat g nothing
on earth-will Sc disturb q mans future
relations with heaven as rut niag hia=
neck against clothes-iine IN the dark. 3"
PRovIDFNcE. II a
The ways % Heaven are dark and intricate,
Puzzled in mazes and perpiexod with errors
Onr understanding traces them IN vain,
Lost and bewildered Ia the iruitlese search,
Nor sees with how much art the windings run,
Nor where the regular confusion ends.
PICK mp 3 match in the dark and at
tempt TO strike it, and zen to one You
hor rot the md NaN.H 4 Ns1Hca
match out of your pocket to pick your
teeth with, and twenty 10 cne you get
the sulphur end in your mouth.
edo YOU wsnt to shake dice for a
turkey ?" asked q Danbury boarding.
house keeper of a patron. g If IL Is
like the turkey we had for dinner, re-
piled the boarder, thoughtfuliy, "it is
old enough to shake its own dice.
A SCIENTIFIC man objects 10 Vanes as
indicators OF the wind, since they indi-
cate direction when there il 30 wind,
n 4 they do not indicate the force. or
vel 1oity Of tho wind De would substi-
tute little flag suspended by a cord
from q metallic ring pulleyed on YER
tical rod. This is worthy Of considers
tioa.
One who has the reputation of being
a great philosopher, an experienced man
of the world, a profound thinker, and
an acute observer, with deep insight
into human nature, has left on record
the expression of his frm conviction
that no man, however gifted, however
fortunate III his domestic relations, how
ever successful in his public undeTtak-
ings, can be pronounced happy-whose
trousers bag at the knees.
THR Course WoMkS.-
The woman "a fhn coming time
Shall man 70 vote appoint her?
Well yes or no. your bottom dime
Shell do as she's min ter.
We know she g win or else shs "wonl,"
Twill be the same now;
And IL she does, OF il che don't,
God bless her, anyhow.
TIE Mount Sterling (Ky.} Sentinel
gives this notice of a manageable
young female in Montgomery county;
" A young woman in Slate, az a party
the other night, for twenty dollars, ate
q whole roast pig, an entire stuffed tur-
key, all of an opossum, ten large corn
dodgers. and drank q gallon of hard ei-
der at one sitting. Her name is Miss
Mary Jane SeveFence, spd she is D piump
and pretty brunette, lively as a cricket.
DR.. .SoHuDT, professor OF astronomy
in the university of Athens, has Just
completed his great map OF the moon.
It is two meters in diameter, and is q
marvel of accurate mapping and minute
The shading is 50 ex-
quisite that any part OF the map may be
examined by a lens without the appear
ance of coarse or rough work Ths
map represents the labor of thiFty-f0ur
years, and is without doubt one Of the
greatest astronomical results OF the CEN
tury.
PRoFEssoRs Newcomb and Holden, 70
-. II, - NHEaf4fs.er
ton, have turned the great new teles-
cope OF that institution Zone Of the
greatest IN the wOrld) 10 brilliant ac-
count in the rediRcovery OF two satei-
lites of Uranus, which have been be-
yond telescopic vision since their exist
ence was discovered and verified twenty
wears AGO, BY Tassell, of Liverpool.
Professor NeBcomb has received the
gold medal of the royal astronomical
society Of London.
A GRADUATE Ia the science Of loafing
writes "If you viii watch 6 squad Of
men who are standing on a corner, or
Iounging about public entrsnoe, you
will soon observe ono of them careleasiy
pnt his hand in his pocket, keep il there
3 moment while he sweeps the horizon
with an abstracted glance, aud then
drawing it forth wipe his mouth with
LtAE Gull MAA LIS AAnA -0AnNA 1EW-
again chew OF tobacco Is IN his mouth,
and those about him who have no to-
baec0 are none the wiser
APARARLE PROM LIEBIa.-
Fho church bsiis were ringing, thu devn sat
On The stump or An old roiton trees
81 Oh, faith, It gross cold, and the oEeeds they
Aud 6is world is nigh ready for me-"
The bells went on ringing. spirit cane sing-
And smiled - he crumiled the tree
d" You wood does bat perish ne" seedlings %
And he world is too live jet fog thee"
- -Charles Kiagseg.
MR. RosBRT CHAarBERs tells a good
story IN his Scrap Book Of Mr.
Erskine, of Don, who " bad an old man
servant, who took great lil,srties IA viz
fue OF Isfs hong AMI faithful service.
He had grown quite gray IN the family,
and no one thought Of taking amiea any
thing he said, though be often spoke
very bitter things. At last getting in
TO an alteration ono day with his mas
ter. he so far forgot himself e. to call
Mr. Ershine fsleeaF. sfWeil Gabriel,
this cannot be put up with any longer;
we must part q last. "Hoot, toot,
laird whore wad your honor be better
than in your ain house 2
Mn. Gouan thinks that It Is better
for a woman 10 be laughed at for not
being married than TO be unable to
laugh becauas abe IS married. Tho
rnarriage that takes all the laugh out
OF a woman, like the sunshine that
takes aiI the sEeetness ont of the grape,
Is an exceedingly suspicious comme-
dity, and ought 20 give che divorces dec
tors something 20 do. But the idea Of
irving to reconcile = Eomaa 70 an un-
paired life becsuss another woman
found it uncomfortable, is as absurd as
10 try 10 keep her from eating apples
because Of mother Bse's unfortunate
pomological experience.
Brilliant Success.
It is permitted % few men OF eompa-
mics 70 achieve acknowledged superi0ri-
~ IN any important position OF business.
The present generaticn his Witnessed
stupendous riszirF IN several branches