The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-11-02

to rave the county costs hung him at
once.
got home the next mornln, and went
to IssAker's immejitly TO see wat they he'd
done.
askt.
1--WE did" sed he, land sent them CT
and they are In print aforO this time"
"Are they progressive Z: askt l.
"Yoo bet" said he,
ibid you ignore old ishoos! Did you
draw sponge over the past and are
they full Of live, new deas?'
"They are" said he there is copy Nv
EN-"
| took the paper and red:
WaERBAs, II seems ez tho the CoIners
he'd call to step in the front rank Nv the
progressive men OF to-day, and
WHEREAS, The Corners believes in
progress, turns It's back onto the ded past,
and ignores the ded ishoos witch htz here.
totore okkepied the public mind; there.
fore, be It
ReS0lVsd, That the dimocrisy Nv the
Corners believe the war Nv 1919 wuz
justi6sble, and hereby return their thanks
TO the heroic soljers and salers who SO
nobly sustained the honor Nv the Coun-
try's dag In that desprit struggle.
ReS0!Ued, That the resolo0shens Nv '0s
meet our hsrty approval, tho we amt Jest
certin wat they wuz.
RCSolced, That the late war sgin the
South was conserved In sin, and wuz q
blow aimed at the only chivalry this
country ever he'd, and that tho results
thereof wuz all brot forth in inikity.
Rts0,red, That Airlkin slavery Is not
only justified by the holy skripters, but is
the normal thing for this or any other
country.
ReS9Eped, That we brand the Enansi-
pashen ProclNmsshen eZ emanaiin from
gorilla, and the Constitushnel Amendment
abolishen slavery e2 lrSud which We are
not called upon to recognise.
ResO!Ved, That niger Is an Inferior
bein', and that whoever asserts his rite to
any ekality with the proud, sooperior
Caucsshen race is o fanatic and agilator,
and ought not 10 be allowed 10 live in 8
free country. 81
ReSOlssd, That we deny the rite nv the
niger IL vote, and brand them e. urge il
ez enemies Of their country.
LeJo!red, That we hold stedIastly 10 the
doctrine Of states rites, the rite NV seces
sion and the rite Of each state to govern
itself IS it dam pleases.
ReS0LrEd, That the laws agin margin
niggeEs should, for the perteckshin Nv our
young men, be more rigidly enforced than
ever.
Reso!red, That all legislsahen agin the
likker interest is Nv
l Good read no longer. l dropt the
paper and mashed my teeth.
"ls this yooridee Nv suthin progressive!"
| asked. as this yoor noshen Nv buryin
dead ishoos2 Ia this yoOr idee Nv gettin
into the van Nv public opinyum and heVin
sum advanced noshens p
"Irs all the demoCrisy we knew any
thing about" sed Isssker, and Deekin Pc.
gram comm up remsrkt that he he'd stood
onto such platform ez that ever since be
he'd voted, and it wuz good enufi for him.
1t wuz no use to argue with them, for
they are iron-Clads. | merely remRrkt
TO EN- that while they wuz about 1t they
ought to hev resolved suthn about the
stamp act, Hsmpden's'oppostion to ship.
money, the Punic wars, Alexauder's in
vasiOn Nv Asia, and above all things they
should heV petested sgin the imposisheD
Nv the Eyypshens in requiem the Israel
ties TO make briX without straw.
THE trouble with them resolo2shens
ia" sGd |. with a wilherin look at ON,
1.-The subjex is too recent"
And strobe hastily away. The reso.
loosheus wuz in print, and will go North.
700 cant git them old noEhens out ov an
old line Democrat any more than 700
Kin keep EN- from drinkin corn whiskey
It hez slluz been my misforchoon to hev
asses to deal with. Heaven help me, how
much l hev to cndoor at their hands
PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
(Which wuz Postmaster)