The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1874-10-22
MIXED.

TO obtain wealth II 10 rot necessary
TO spell we'll. Josh Billings is worth $3.50,
600.
MIR. Whitlsw Reid gives Instructions
to his night editor to do nothing hiGseif
that he can getsuyb body else to do.
The Cslifoini. vintage this season 10
estimated at lo,oD, 900 gallons, sgsinst
1000, 900 last: year.
EDITOR, su,lbr and gentlemen" is
what the Dubuqye Herald calls Charles
ID. Warner, . wsll.known literary man.
The latter tenn has become almost ebso.
lete.
AT the Cincinnati Exposition, q serd
gave the foliowing touching bat practIcle
Information ar you try our coiiiae once
you will never use any Others"
Fletcher Is at bis farm In Berl
county, Pa, reveling IN u barn-yard filed
With stacks of hay. He ''losfs" TO loaf on
the fragant heaps sna watch the rising
moon. fAl
The announcement that 1000, 900 XII
logrammes OF Kentucky and Vireinia
leaf tobacco are to be sold 10 Havana,
would seem 10 indicate that some OF our
'gsnuine imported Havana" are frauds.
AN exchange says; MARX Twain
doesn't owe much OF his wealth 10 his
pen, but he was wise enough TO marry q
girl whose father owned coal mine and
gas stock, and died and left it oil to her.
Erred Douglass son has at last got an
office. lie has been appointed special
agent Of the possofiice department. to
travel through the Jsouth at the govern
ment expense and solicit Subscribers 70 r
his fathers paper.
"A Vermont dame sent her grandson
out TO vote against Judge Poland because
''they do say he made that awful gag law,
and Isuppose 1t ia the cruelest way Of put.
ting any one to death that ever was in
vented"
Five thousand ballots were cast the
other night by Eve hundred boys in a
New York primsryrun by the Custom
House. The lads are we'll up in the hrs,
OF the three cardinal principles, addition
division and silence.
Wine, women and whisky. Among
the Migrants that hang around the Phils-
delphis station houses, % . man once well.
Known in the commercial community, and
who during the war was Brigadisr. Gen
erll.
Dubuque ladies take their work with
them and stay during the day at theiI
husbands places Of business. A wise pre-
caution since daily recurring events uner
ringly proved that 'qhe times are sadl,
out Of joint"
In proof Of Adirondack Murrys elo
quence, tits stated that . Yale Sophomore
sat and wept for half an hour on Centre
Church steps, after hearing him. A ser.
mon that could draw tears from such q
source could extract the sanctuary fluid
from = turnip.
1t remained for Michigan man &c
develop originality in a love affair. II,
did not ask her for lock of her hair. or
purloin photograph. He slipped in at
the back gate one night and stole from tn,
clothes line, and carried home, pressing 1t
to his aching bosom, her-her-well. we
| giveft up.
| The following are the number of let.
tiers in the alphabet of FIVE different ma.
tions: English, &c; French, Is; Italian.
20 Spanish, 27; German, 90 Slayonic,
| AZ Russian, 80 Latin, %; Greek. "a
Hebrew, %; Arabic, 20 A; Persian. 81 :
Turkish, 20 Sanscrit, a.; Chinese rsdi.
cal characters, 2l4.
An Albany man, out Of work and
nearly starving, turned for comfort In his
extremity to his sainted mothers Bible,
for the first time since her death In 1857
TO his surprise and delight he found $40
Dill between tho leaves, and immediately
went on his knees for the first time since
1870. With a light heart and glittering
eye he prsyerfully started for the bakers
to obtain a loaf OF bread, there he found
tnat the bill was counterfeit, when be
swore heartily for the Hrst time in three
hours.