The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-09-10


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Tbs a.a ms1.m laai anaa Proposes.
IS fHsFi 616i9aa85sa8 81 Mso61 hasetss
Eamsefs waa aaiF. atsh.hr dit
1sa a.eaae8. Minister, Lesp Year. De-
u.s Faeaaga moufb. August. has are
eauaays.
a hasr1esa wretch ssys ihat toe only
Ua.a aalmsI a. ,ae lllppo3rome Is tbs
rtlneeaas, wLlgA has 4 marked teB3ea.
a SO hide.
A ruzea % Detrall, wh5 ha. boen eK-
p0arag a tie ngrtbeta pafg Of ibe state.
says Ae nsYer rcalgge1 how wicked be
uas aHHl be was chased three mite. hr q
lnaf.
iaoj uasGrII. a Scotch Judge. once
sa.H 20 al eloquent eaIpri, 81 ibe har
Nr.re very clever shlel uon. bu, l'm
uhrssne SEE ~aa De- asn the waut o.
hanging.
IS tsasbiuler bad d book brought blm
ia tn tflagud. After tbe Job was aaisb,
el ha mN3e l8e following entry in bis
dag haah % repairing tho Way 90 lieay-
c8, twenty-five oeuts
Nr aaei. noW tlal lae boy, have won
81 ~arsHga, and thereby Shown the meu-
ti aHenar.ly 81 iAe college, faculty. I
would 8gs 10 seui Yua 10 Columbia t.nl
uis sos uesr Brooklyn.
Il va darling Gwe0fg' when s bri-
dsl couple left Omaha IL was dear
George 81 Chicago; 1T Detroit 1t was
George aud when they reached Siaga-
"a Pals, II WAS ''say you
Noble lords are scarce at the watering
place hotels, aud q cruel western man Sc
counts f3r !, on the ground that Il Is not
time lor the BARRIERS and bartenders 10
take their summer vacations.
a California temperance association
limits tbe beverages Of IL member. to ci-
der, beer aud wine, except when labor
ing uudr a sense Of encouragement and
then wbiskey will be allowed.
When they tried to force Mise Gay, Of
ludepenee, Mo, into a marriage against
her will, shcik nOcked the minister's hat
OF, knocked the young man down, aud
rode of Oh Il mule, with one foot Oh each
side of him
When Tennessee husband will horse
whip bis wife for washing potatoes in his
Sunday plug hat, it Is time TO inquire
whether this generation Of men isn't get
ting toIbe TOO contoundedl high TONED tor
the age OF tie country.
Al High Falls, New York, the other
day, Young lady while crossing a field,
was knocked down By ram, aud the
next time the damaged damsel saw her
lover She informed that astonished youth
that be might so about his business, as
she was disgusted with the sex.
Tie Milwaukee Sentinel relates that
while a prominent minister IN that city
was recently making pastoral visit the
lady oi the house brought out a number
ol cugfaVings which she had Just pur.
chased, The cautious pastor flew through
the front door, aud sent his boy around
tor bis hat afterwards.
a ten.year.old Socrates lately stated
the situation as follows, at a Detroit pc,
lice station; Oh, It's the old folks again
pounding aud mauging each other and
smashing up the dishes. I've talked
10 EN-, aud reasoned with EN-, but they
keep right on. guess you'd better
give 'em three months each.
4 Sunday school inquiry and answer
may be told as follows:
Tommy Howell, eau you tell me what
h. meant by the word miracle, so offer
used in The Bible which you now hold ia
your bHndt
Yes, Miss Harvey. think Ecan. NJ.
says lyon aud Captain Smith, who wa
with you,at the Presbyterian picnic, arr
uol married pretty SOM, it win be a mir
acie.
4 oa'.hg4ld suldjer, Mormon, re
cent, askr,l Brigham YouBg 60 .upply
Bog q nlr,r.r, lhc missing imb; hu Ih
apostle, pui ta be- caught, made fbi. e.
pts: I cau iu au instant produce urp
leg ia the place Of tbe old ole. bat then
sou Gee il de-, ID viii csuse great Ia
convenience TO you in heaven; for sne
your exaHaliUn 10 glory, the original he,
will come back to the spiritual body
mine also being uf divine origin become
Immortal, aHd, Ia this case, observe hoy
very awkward a three-leVgcd angel ftou
llab would appear smoug ile inbabil
ants Of TIC rlciusl world
4 Pine street gentleman Of Dsubur
Vas showing stranger over III. hous
Else olbe. day. The stranger noticed
large collection Of plants Ia the dining
room and sald
Nug seem 10 have liking for flower.
Wei, les, admitted tho old gentleman
with 4 slight gingc Of enthusiasm, as b
~ celebrated ia The direction Of tie mos
uIea pest. @, aia't always handy % huu
up sptitW8u, sou know
"a Hste See De- la your shoes, said
wumaa yesterday Sc she VS., quaffeilh
u4tb a ueikhb5r lon couldn't get {
lhcm, fAfeasiieally remarked the uelgl
lsef.