The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-11-10
MARK TApLEYIsMs.
Cheerful Concelts from Republican
Papers Concerning a Recent Event.


The RlAddest words Of tongue or pen
Are these glad words-No moro Of Bon.
Ir,,,,. st. Louis GLOBE.
The Third Term-but there's no use in
continuing.
1.-THE Tidal Wave" Is On expression
that has just come into use In the East
There seems TO be no use Of construct
ing Republican pyramids this year. That
rather childish amusement we give over
TO tho Democracy.
Already the lobbyists and hangers on
IN Washington have begun TO transfer
their allegiance. The process Of puriflca,
ton has commenced early.
Massachusetts clergymen will read
with q new meaning, this year, the
closing traditional words Of the annual
Thanksgiving proclamation, "God save
the Commonwealth OF Massachusetts r
Cleveland Herald.
Another dam disaster In Massaohu
sets.
AT least one State has been saved 10
the party, Congressman and oil. South
Carolina Is Republican clear up to the
eyes. The original seeding Slate has not
seeded.
Our exchanges just now are interesting,
very. They are crowded with election
fgures-and morals" We have had
enough figures and have our own private
and independent opinion Of 1.-THE morap
Of It.
The proverb says that when things are
at their worst they soon begin TO mend.
We don't see how 1t can be much worae
for the Republican party than at present,
go "there's good time coming, boys"
There is consolation In that.
Springfield (ohio) Republic.
Scooped sgalnl
Come, Mark Tspley! You're needed
It Is feared that tho Democrats have
carried-Kentuckyl
The bottom has lallen out OF the Re-
publican party-and the sides are caved
in ! Sad but true!
Wonder If the Crusade did it in Louisi.
ana Wonderfully wise these whisky
politicians |!
Dayton Journal.
There Is abundant opportunity for Re.
publlcsns to rally now. They had better
be at it.
"Ring the bell softly, there's Grape on
the door" Is Cincinnati Times election
headline.
The Democrats will have Parrot in
the next House as substitute for the Re.
publican Dawes.
STEADY, now" says the Louisville
Courier journal TO the Democats 1t
knows 'em.
1t appears that one Of the Massachusetts
Districts is almost unanimously anti Dem.
ocratiC. 1t is in favor OF Banks.
Cincinnati Times. 20
1t was something Of a shower, after all.
How Butler was puckered-Per Sim
MONS
He will turn hisIspoons into q plough
sharLl
And now they are trying to take Mich
igan away from us-and Pennsylvania,
too Where are ZaChariah and Simon ?
It Is too much.
Curious lact-that tho Republican de-
feat here Is very similar to the late one OF
the Liberals in England. Gladstone lost
more oil majority In the House of Com.
mons than the Republicans in the House
OF Representatives. There are some 9th.
or very noticeable parallels In the two
cases that we could draw Il tho occasion
fitted.
Buffalo Commercial Advertiser.
Well, at least there won't DO any taxes
10 pay next year.
Mr.. Dorsheimer's trousers really are not
much too short for him. ..-.-e
Wish they would stop sending 60 many
safest returns" These subsequent pro-
ceedings interest Us no more.
Is there not a railroad up Salt River
On the whole, we prefer that way of trav.
cling, because, as the old darkey said
when you is smashed TO pieces on de
cars, dar you is But when you Is blowed
up on a steamboat, whar Is your" We
feel as though &c lad been both "dar" and
Whar"
Buffalo Express.
Well, you've got Change"
Now, where's Frank Moulton?
AS intelligent foreigners have observed,
politics this year are singularly devoid Of
interest.
Betting Is always wrong-even when
reluctantly practiced as mark of respect
10 one Of the candidates.
Where were we, any way, before we
started In on tho home stretch to save the
country, a fortnight ago? Wasn't some
body making statement
How these Democrats can take such a
tremendous interest in "oft year" politics,
Is more than we can see. TO US the fuss
they make over 1t is simply disgusting.
The American people will indulge in
curious freaks occasionally. We have
called upon them 10 "rslly" for three
months, and finally they did rally" sure
enough. Unfortunately, like the Irish
mans pig, they rallied on the wrong side.