The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-08-13
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been underlined at Niblo's Garden.
Sir Isaac Newton's residence in Lon
don is now usedasaSunday school room
When Louisville person has earache,
the wholesale price of cotton Increases
milwaukee Sentinel.
Awkward-"O, Edith, won't you kiss
Dr McCluskie?" "I'm so shy, mamma.
You kiss him frst,"-[Punch.
Zion's Herald advises Christians MOTTO
wear their long faces at the watering pla-
ces. Only long purse is necessary
Hspectacular pictures of course kind"
is the way the Atheneum talks oi the
Dore gallery now exhibiting in London.
The Rev. w. H. H. Murray has begun
the construction of half mile track on
his farm at Guiliord, Connecticut for the
exercise of his horses.
Wendell Phillips has accepted his APP
pointment as Lunacy Commissioner OF
Massachusetts,, though not able at present
TO attend actively to the work.
According to the Brooklyn Argus sew
enteen suicides have been postponed in
consequence Of the anxiety Of the candi-
dates to hear what Frank Moultan knows
about it.
Ola lecturer who recently appeared in
San Francisco, reporter of that city says:
SHer feet beneath her petticoat,
IKE great big rats, stole In and out
AS ifthey feared the Cat.'
John Smith, determining to be unlike
all other John Smiths, appeared on the
Common yesterday, in the role of a nat
ural curiosity; he had three ears-one
on each side of his head of, and another,
recently nipped from the head of Tim
Donovan, between his teeth.-Boston
Journal.
A Good Listener.-Reyerend gentle
man-"Well, Tim, did you leave the let
ter at the 'Squire's?" Tint did, your
rivrence. Iblieve they're havin' din
ner company to-day" Reverend gem
tleman, angrily-"What business had
YOU TO be listening about? How often
have | told you-n. Tim-"Plaze your
riv'rence, l only listened with my nose"
Punch.
They occasionally get hold Of the wrong
man in Kansas when they are hunting
for a horse thief, but they do the fair
thing by the widow. They give her q
lot in the graveyard, buy the coffin, and
march in procession, singing "John
Browns body" After that they make
up purse, buy her a shot gun and two
dogs for her to make living with.-De-
trqit Free Press.
Mr.. Moulton is discoved at Gloucester,
the guest of Benjamin F. Butler, the Con-
gressional lawyer. 1t Is q remarkable
fact IA that ,wheneyera scandal becomes
national, q very remarkable head rises
out of the center of tsand people recpg-
nize at one a Massachusetts, statesman in
the midst of So, so. At Gloucester
With Mr.. Butler!-[ New York Tribune,
Mr.. Beale, the proprietor Of q store on
Main street. Peeksldlb who sees Mr..
Beecher drive Though tbe village every
tinleh q5es to Ne& YORK or returns,
says. Nh Beecher handles horses splen-
didly. "He drives q thoroughbred"
"Does-does he ever speed the horses
through the YillaNe himselfTe asked a
Graphic reporter. aSpeed siemP (Ir
Beale looked directly up to the sky, as il
not to commit himself by replying per-
sonallyto so absurd a question: He jest
let's 'em bile. His hat is cooked at forty
five degrees as he goes pastp Il never
heard thatlMr Beecher was jockeyish in
his dress or manner before" "'N"Ohl il
amt that, but he's got to cock his hat
over his eye to take the wind, you know
viii gentlemen never learn how to
manage the moustache? 4? saucily inqiiires
Miss Sparkle These lip decorators have
been l0ngenough in vogue to be under
stood. But no after every sip Of soup,
wine or water, out goes the tongue for the
first brush at the mustache and next fol-
lows the napkin sweep. If there is one
thing funny in this world it is this con-
slant mustache performance at dinner.
Itis-not generally known but it's a
fact, though ponepf photographers have
mentioAedh, that'C Charles Sumner, at an
early period of his fife, embraced the doc
trines of Fourierism. He met Fourier
while in Europe, was charmed and con-
verted by him, and gave in various cities
and towns an able lyceum lecture on
Fourier and his system. That system,
however, soon lost its hold ON Summers
mind-.[ Lowell Times. r 10
Gne Of Mr. Gladstone's greatest mis-
takes was that he never looked around
among his younger followers for recruits.
He perpetually went to the same old bins
for his wine; and the day came when
the bins were empty, or when what was
found in them was worthless. One OF
Mr.. Disraell's merits, and one of the Sc
crets Of his present popularity, is that he
has always kept an eye open for young
and promising men. And this is lesson
to which leaders Of parties everywhere
need not disdain to pay heed.-New
York Times
When l asked Fernando Wood what
he thought, the silver-haired ex-Mayo1
smiled, showed his ivory teeth, closed
one eye and remarked: "0f course Mr.
Beecher will be sustained, sir His
Church has his life insured for 100000
If he quits the desk it will be the death
of the Church. Imean the financial ruin
of Plmouth Church. If Beecheris white.
washed-and I'm told by Brooklyn
man that he will be-the seats Of Plmouth
Church will be full again, and the Church
will prosper. I'm sorry for Beecher
though Tm opposed to him and always
have been, but my contempt for Tlton il
beyond words. Beecher's case stands
betterto-day, and grows better daily
New York Sun Saratoga Letter.
A ANapanee (Canada) correspondent o
the la CFosts (Wisconsin1 Republican
says; This morning, in walk, motto
ed the quick, wiry, springing step of al
Indian, who was leading his pony as h,
passed. Hewas ofthe old Mohawk tribe
who hold a reservation at Mill Point, nea
this place, When the Prince of Vale
visited this place he wished to see som
wild Indians of his realm. Young 0ron
hyateka was presented to him. Tn
Prince was pleased; took the young sub
ject for his prOtegs, placed him at 0xfor
for several years, and settled upon hiI