The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-07-09
sAYrNes AND pOESGs.


IxrEazsr blinds some people and en-
/ lightens othsrs.-LC Hooh.f feoedstkd.
/ EDwrx BoorH viii play no more fOF
q year. overwoEk having made him aR
invalid.
THE difficulty Is not so great 70 die
Cor q friend as 20 find friend worth
dying for.-H0see.
DETROIT girls sit on saw-loas and
dangfe their limbs in the wavelets rash-
er than 80 to q sumner resort.
FHz individuality Of each man IS that
pacaliar influence With which he Il IN
trusted for the good Of sociefy.
Mexican editors don't care about Al
extended circulation. The fewer sub
seribers they have the fewer times they
are shot at.
TIE most untaikative person seldom
fails to make few remarks when with
bare feet he steps on carpet tackz as two
o'clock IN the morning.
You can Judge something Of theveight
Of Milwaukee woman when Il = stated
that the crash IF one falling on che side
walk can be heard two blocks sway.
Tan price Of steamboats, has fallen
ten per cent. along the Ohio and ALlssis-
sippi, and poor folks who contemplate
laying in q steamboat should buy nov.
Ir you want 20 and out nsa's real
disposition, take him when he is vet
aad hungry. II he is amiable then. dry
him aud I'll him up and you have an
angel.
WaKr is even poverty itself that
man should murmur under IL It IS
but IS the pain of piercing naiden'S
ear, and you hang precious jewels n the
wound.-Rschter.
AnoFr. on the throne Of god, and not
below, in the footprints Of trampilng
multitude. are the sacred rules Of right,
which no maiorities can displace OF over
turn.-Charles SsHs4asr.
Old AeE is never honoved among us,
but only indnlged, as childhood Is and
old men lose one of the most precious
rights of man-that Of being judged
by their peers. Goethe.
NEVER burn kindly-writteH letters,
the mute utterances of those sfar. yet
dear, whose faces you may never lock
unon again. Remember how many
little notion in tinware they viii pro-
cure.
CnARr.Fs MArHEws, the comedian.
brought MP his son as an architect
When asked what profession the young
man was intended for, he replied that
he was to dratg houses, IS his father
had done.
CoeaEA's comet is now approaching
the ea tb, and persons who know where
TO look for it can see IL. It's tail Is half
a degree long, and resembles, to the
heated imagination of the astronomer,
hlif-opened fan.
CoI.oRADa haiIstones weigh q pound
apiece. This is taken right from Col
orado paper, and it offers to forward
few for inspection The story Of VIII
liam Tell rnay be exaggerated but this
is 8 straight case.
THERE are good many pious people
who are as careful Of their religion as OF
their best service of china, only using It
on holy occasions, for fear Il shoald
get clipped or hawed in Worklng-day
wear Douglas .lerroid.
NEW OlsIBANs contributed $50. 900 to
Chicago when Ere rendered thousands
Of people homeless. Up TO the 9Th in-
slant. Chic leo had contributed to Louis
lana SO. .O29 50for the inundated parishes
The figures dent balance well.
ssSAss. what kiod oh ash in salt water
ignoraaus questions you AZ your bEsth-
rem AIininas weigh de least, OBJ course. ''
4" No, sar-dat's wrong, now T; it am dc
porpns weighs nothing-cos he's got nc
scales"
LoSaFELIow says that elves Of great
men all remind as We may make our
lives sublime :" but the melancholy fact
remains that they remind as Of quite
the contrary. However, It doesn't mat
ter much what poet says provided the
jingle Is ali right.
THERE is a judge in Nevada who re-
fuses to listen 70 arguments from shot
gun. His plea is that is BcatteFs, where
as Derringer goes straight 70 the point.
So, he admits, does bowie but he
thinks q siz-shooter Is apt 10 rsvolvs
around the question ct issue.
REorpEs for the preservation Of furs
abound in all the papers, but the old
plan promulgated by PGnoh long ago Is
the best. This is, 10 pull ont al The
hairs with tweezera aud vaFnish theaain.
In the spring remove the varnish and
carefully stick all she hairs Ia The old
places.
TINS is the wsy Il generally Is. Mrs.
Jones viii say to her uHdutiful little
son, "Why amt you ike Willie Brosn9
Mrs. Brown wifi remark 20 her hope
ful. "Why ain't you Ike Jimmy
Jones?" The boys have lots e fun
about it, especially when they are steal
ing yatermelons togsthsr.
The new liquor laa Of kLjsaissippi rs-
auires that no peEs0a shall be licensed
TO retail LIQUOR until be has first secured
the recommendation of more than half
the men over tWenty-one years Of ages
nnd more than half the women over
eighteen years of age in the corporation
OF township where he desires the hoenss.
.THE cleansing OF cotton which has
been used for oiling machinery = nov
re0uIar business IN Westvilie. C0nn.
By the aid Of machinery the oil = ex-
tractsd from the cotton and sold Tor
IubricatinR -p7rposea. The eoston -
then subjected 70 bleaching process,
BY which it is restored 70 its original
Syhiteness.
EovF1grY hes charms that cur minds
can hardly Withstand TIE most valua-
bic things, If they hsss for long while
appeared among us, do not mako any
impression. a. they are cid. Bat when
the inauance Of this fantastical humcr
is over, the same men OF things viii
come to be admired again, By happy
return Of our good taste.
BECAUSE her Britannia majesty ba
came indignant as being introduced % 4
divorced American woman, the Chtcazo
Times is also indignant, and & esks
g Can Il be the same queen Who wrote
20 the sultan inf0ruing him Of Altreds
vTaddfnu. aud received an autograph
letter IN reply addressed 70 his 'sugnet
friend and ailys' Is Victoria, who In
suited q womsn because she hsd legally
taken n second husband during tie
lifetime Of the frat, the friend and ally
Of q maa who has coneubire IN every
corner Of 3 palace bigger than the expo
sition building ?"
The Gloomy westsrn 0Htloek.
A very gloomy account Of the ooaai-