, 1874-12-28
WOMAN.

Il Criminal Conrt-Auothor mana vifs.
Nov York gIrla pad thoir iuatops. Faot-man
says 30.
fudge Walsh, judicial dospot OF nrool]yn, has
decided tlnt a woman has no right 10 open her
husbands lettcrs.
A poop hohina tho curtain-4'Alotl,or, don't
got ,no mad, now! Harry ID coming aud shall
bo all Of auBh."
A young fellow In Grundy County. Town,
wanted to Charge his girl 60 cents for his pioturo
informing her at tho time that 1t originally cost
D quarter.
"Ilo provoked mo into loving him." waa
Rochester girls oxc,auo for ongaging torself to
man whom size had always profeaHod to hate.
a Galveston danlsol has suod young follow
for broaking her noso whilo attempting to kisa
hor againHt lor will
4 Kansas woman dreamed tI,roo times thather
husband ran away witha frccklcd.facod girl, aud
she awolto hsm nj midnight aud broke hts noso
with tho coal-stoVo shnkor.
4 protty Nowark girl is minl-rcader."
She aaid to bashful 6oan tho other night, "Lal
| be!ieye you are going to kiss mo-" She was
right.
Tho women hhvo succeeded Ii, rovolutionizing
the world by wearing mons hata, aud now (says
n cynlcl they nro mad beca,ise tley hayen't got
mems hcads to cover with thom.
Frouch otllcera are not allowed to marry un1oaH
H. tho hrido has fortune Of not less than $4,000.
The limit WIS formerly $4,000, but tue price has
bcon raised.
Tl,at Boston yout1, was vol informed in tho
ways Of women who eifoscd himself to girl In
thsB style: "Do you ]ovo mo, aud will you bo my
wifo2 Now, just tell mo the truth about It'll"
:. young lady in cambriaborough, ttircd OF Ego
Inc H. + alono. has married John Righthower 7
om winter neutrality-suspicious. journal.
afs5 Kellogg says that American girls lavo
tho sweetest yocca In tho world. When ono Of
thcm puts her mouth to n holo in tho fence and
'hollers' to the girl noxt door to ''fetch bncle
ody.
An Oakland (Cal.) married Indy has made
sGD.00o on tho purchase and sale OF mining
stocks during the past ycnr. sho don't nst her
huaband for pln-money any more, but Bae bluffs
him WHOM he proposes to borrow Of her.
One rcason Y'ly female telegraph operators
! aye not more numerous Is, because, II ono Of
t!lum wished to 90 TO ball. pho'd get up aud 20,
even IT tllo Presidents mosaago wns coming
| ovor tie wires.
| Some Young mon in Vienna hayo formed
matrimonial loague. Every mouber Of tho
and must p!odgo himself to marry II poor girl,
| ono who hRs neither dowrY nor expectations,
md nuBt forfeit 10, 900 1lorlns il 10 violates tho
plolso.
| No man can read about oil theeo burearioa
! OH tho front Bido Of tho lol,
| ~,
n, snniu' IL sncrotl and csnnnt bo sntd Vhom n
Spanish gentleman H. cinlnlraasod" he buys n
llurarod thousand doara' worth Ct mantillas for
luis vito alid then fails honorabIy.
Women have o great respect for old ago.
Watch Young lady Houted In street car bo-
and ann 3w a no IL not 70 ,n,rsosn ~,
thc iottor hv crow1inr nvanst lin!
w e,'','.,- - ,.s. "''" '',s. :. ,"
Caud!o EAys that us "ites At LEAST. Whatever
may 10 the oxpef!eace oi consns-taKesa WIN
othera or her Hcx, 10 always feauS to toll hol
rage.
III Lowell tio other day n discouraged MILL
gr sad t. a! 3aFe = h,mes nsttsS ;so w9
mns aaeG ; 's ,no " mo @ 9aa
Koep US on Dull-neei ~ - WeeK s"n tnon e1'
| poet nB TO DO na cohtentea aa abEo!e'
I Cook ito fellow acrYant who Inns i,een altar
now p!ncg)-" LsS9, a. wlil Il salf' =" Eliza
Not d. kno"h ~. H. W., ~ wn1n @ n. Gos 81 encIo, t
onso both nsln q one p'aho az lno saha
time Hcll. thinNa l. th1a 4sa coming Gown IL
the world; 80 ! thought was beas say sood
mora'os' -1,""e"' .--:....,
to recciya attentions from tho Norwegian yo,na
man until rho i. thoroushly acquainted with the
mysteries OF bread-maktns anu een Khlt stock
| Jugs. As rnther Aat"fal tesut, Luz norwegian
iar ones are all accoinplsanoa haHera vac eHill-
tul kn!ttera at VI, early aae-afen peloso tne9
loaru to road anu "r4te.
Walking tic gtreets Of Cleveland the other tlaY
Il yo,,ng lady met rcutIemau whose ofror of
marriage sic had aou,u months p,oyo,,elv re.
decision. and Informed him OF the fact In this
love, YOU nl.ould lluyo asxel mo esain!'