Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-11-13
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
SILENT waters are seldom shallow

SILENT waters are seldom shallow.
Do A little well and you do much
THE stage most universally used is
postage.
CIR atop of your troubles and they are
half-cured.
TIE fashionable color. for old age
Sage green.
WHEN rain falls does il ever get upF
Of course IL does-in dew time.
"How CAN / tell whether my adver-
tiscment will attract or notg" Try II.
STEp.CHtLb's wisdom-You know that
it's only the first step, mother, that costs
ELoQUENcE is principally the abilityto
howl without breaking anybodys win
dows.
THE last Partisan rumor threatens the
ladies with revival of the big bonnets
of 1884
THE passionate are like men standing
on their heads-they see all things the
wrong way. ea
"A HARD winter approaching" What
is the use of shivering before you feel
coldY-B0st0n Post.
TEACHING girl baby to talk is SOW.
ing the wind with fair prospect OF
"reaping the whirlwind."
LADIES weigh more now than they
used to when "dressed up" by reason Ot
Jet trimmings and ornaments.
In ballooning over Pittsburgh, Donald
son accidentally dropped sand-bag into
a kettle of boiling apple butter.
A LARGE bald eagle tried to carry of
little girl in Erie County, N T., re-
Gently, but was frightened off
SILENCE is always good thing when
| you have nothing to say, but somehow
people who talk the most say the least
WHAT is the difference between a
church organist and the hay fever? One
stops the nose and the other knows the
stops.
| HITHERTo- -HoNoRED men of wealth, re-
siding near Holidaysburg, Pa, have been
discovered to be allied with a gang of
| horse-thieves.
| A SUIT has been instituted in the inter
est of the oyster fisheries to determine
the legal boundary between New York
and Connecticut.
JAIL prisoners at Austin, Tex, are al
lowed an average space of fve and half
square feet apiece, and find their confine-
ment very ex'Austin'.
| SAID one man to another: "lf it wasn't
Sunday, how much would you take for
that lumber?" If it wasn't Sunday I'd
tell you," was the very proper reply
THE st. Louisan never dies suddenly.
He walks around half dozen years,
telling people about his liver and chew
ing quinine, before crossing the river -
N. Y. World.
BARRELS of -four and fruit sent from
America to Queen Victoria are always
turned over to one of the married ser
wants, who has red hair and a nose like
bugle in table leg.-DdnburV Neacs.
THE swearing season is upon us. For
every length of stove-pipe put up in
| Whitehall the past week there was, on
an average, seventeen compound frac-
lures of the Third Commandment t.
Whitehall IN. ~ Times.
PROMINENT Boston physicians, who
formerly did big business during the
hot season, scarcely paid their expenses
during the past summer, owing to the
increased healthfulness of the city and
the growing practice of going into the
country
THE Chicago Temperance Monthly is
the title of new forty-eight page illus
| trated magazine, to be devoted to the
cause of temperance, and the first num-
Der of which will be issued in January
next, by Mrs. G. Augustus Haviland, OF
the Gem Of the West.
A WILLAMETTE (Oregon) farmer want
ed hand to drive reaper, and his
married sister, who was there on a-visit,
heard him say he would pay $150 day
for a hand. She stepped forward,
claimed the job, took the reins, and kept
it up for several days, doing tirst-rate
work. ,,a,,,
I Yourself that the moment you began
flashing the glittering steel about your
face your wife opened on you with vol
ley of questions and kept you in lively
conversational tournament, utterly OBJ
livious to the fact that every time you
spoke you scored the remark by little
hicks on your chin and along your jaw?
Huntington HdDb-Eye.