, 1874-11-01
SCRlBBLERS.
The Different Species---Their
Modes of Action.
Their Ubi1uity--.Their Utility
And tho T0rncnts They
Intlict.

By my title mean not only writer's for the
press, but all who wr1te for publication. and
their name is Legion. Tho Scllbbler is uoiquit-
GUS, and be has made social life as hazardous in
these United States az 1t was ever rendered in
1css-favored Governments by political SPIES. You
cannot fee from him. # you should "take the
wings Of morning and the Barcan desert pierce
{1'd write that out according to the criglna ouly
never could remember how blnnk-ycrse was di-
vided). you would find the Scribbler had been
theie before you. Moreover, he hnd written
some remarkable letters,
NOT INTENDED FOR pUDLicA11on,-
''Oh, certainly not. By no means. Hero hasty
jottipSs, intended only for the folks at homo !;
but somehow the editor OF tho Monthly Pearl
Diuer heard some extracts from them, aud moth
ing would do but he must hare the letters for
his magazine" He can't say he is very proud
Of them. but still, as you have been to the local
tiles described, perhaps the letters might prove
interesting to you, and ha will loan you d copy
for porusal Now, it is bad enough to
havs h:s book, and be obliged to
keep 1t length OF time suitable
for 4 supposed pe1usal, and to be responsible for
its preservation. and to lug it back in d1e ses-
SOD, and to Grade his catechism as to your read
10 " ~ 49,, ~. av.r ..,r~ ,x;tI, h;-,
Ao''0 4"o 'o1 w. -.
'en mihutos "1snoa' n's ieeot'''6 w 'uoeo to'@
ters,. "Ay. yes! " he Tlll e1clasm, with sudden
start OF memory; ''that reminds me Of
MY description Of euch T. fountain. You
remember it, don't you7" Or, again:
That recalls 70 mo ont1oas Incl
dent "hicn happened 20 INC II suc9 sAHot,-
an incident omitted 20 monitor III my !etsef
from there" Every subject leads up to those
acc"tsed Letters ana 10 uotes oualle -
po'nted!F adasees you. aua tueleoJ 1u'e't1se
YOU ~ feaoel VI ne oooh. ~ e.sa!. oeSms et
u Illnes a. So4I ou1ueus "eto Eaoasei M LhAa
your location; ior' 10 tue nope o1 oelnE no Q.
ms PORE you nusn upon anos9e IT,. s9ans .u,F
tna II ID = 1aay, who Is ono oi tnat '&7' CLASS o'
ass1Eh1oos ,aa.a AufnHEs. u. ~ a.r on,a j,
"no ae Mass spo1sn ., - aba to 1o, ts
scrosgins' the wltef: yout r'sns;hal,o ne,Sn. an
ooe VII "nispet ',,,s1; yua tnu ha t.rnra na
sne ~f1es, Ana WA. Puoien.!on sue s
ou: nus Hl!ses ~! 49,. "uos nn.,,,o. ars.t-
zanes anu pnpess7 7,a, oo1 cnro,'. .oe. sn,,.~s
" what. MEs. Setusna =; oI,ossns' @ ,.,yt 70
ana you neses 10 eso - a"u Popps SN;a soauo ~
polut out to you Mrs. 1c1nsna .. os1oeetns anu
Ars. Jerusha y 2ctoss'ns nospanu. snp o:eiy
one VINO poao'e tnetn oa' leuo .ou .n@< eno - q
pnoAcauon ont' 70 tne onu Oh yout t''e: tuo
cnances ale' you ne'et WIZ 70 ans - 10
Product'ons or meet any ono VINO hae seon o, soen'
IL IN 81 hatlo"iue 11!n1etJ' a. ~. sa1 ~
pu.eo anthotess hetsc.' sne Roes 4"'ssr i'o suous
ner o"n BUSINESS Aoa "oe1ue. quo 40 1ea.! ~
scr'oo'et, OF "nesuel ucE ncluetosaneeo aa@''oA
ner. must forever re"n'u au oue1 quess'on.
but' abAo' tneie IN sue uoSGu'e "t.si: "ng1o 70
moaests 10 not tne cause ~ ute ooocu413. ~ ;.
es N nM. tos tsaoeis @od 1eGsui a., - -. slurl t,
Aes IN ma1 Iot w prey ~ Nv: ~: "
ne1, and. after dinner, lures you INTO us e'auy
lot course 1s has - = sluoy ano' al.er = ie"
moments o. oe7u.oss eou' ~. az aJ
says, ~ u the suggestion naa jos1 occoI1eo 70
nun, ~ p5 ne Wy, vas spe~1as ~ no. ~ ~
tae otnet oas; apou. "s ietso.s ~ H., -" t
fex @ extracts from ~, tbem slsoea my
sen hanbe: say 1ncn ne eot1, WIZ a,.
very aelf-consc'ous air' the oook-
case, apd oranKs back 1ile OF papels. 1n9 totns
them oFef lona'y nelo ouo ~ a4o1n HAueo
ha-ua' oa'ea 111v ~ 'ass yeas tnAs mf1@ ~ ~
Recording ANGELS faee must % REQ @ Tna swollen swollen
oFcr FouS afternoons menaasny. ine ps'lss5s 81
sc1l9otet feaos on, ano on, anu on aao sou o',.s
SPEAK tae ruin once. ana 1nat - "Len .oa '9, ~,
R1atulate hlm on us 1enG1too9 cu''eo VI 1ue
nom e.p!an!ett-., -. isamo!er: i @
dlne1eht eetlon!er, OUT OF u1's sa1ne genue.
Is the ona VINO ~ lotose1 osopp'ne ust.@ -: -
ucnss u newspaper 4Ioo a4o posa-.noon, "n
eipplnes prose w os us wv iaesiass.
signed "lth MS name epeAeo 2AckWatus' VI ~,
bie.la1eo IN s:ne ne" "aY. nc aloHn ., you ~
rsau 'ne'': unoet Ioc1e e"a 60
Of ais amo'tion - 1eacneo " any u Ills pAoooo
tlons are cop'eu 1910 o1nel papets.
II has come 70 oe serious question ID 70 "aa&
we shall do to be saved from those
HUMAN -; CHATS.
Man, Tomao' Or chilo,-t IL az one TO toem.
Live or dle. say at home or 80 aotoao, yon arg
~ t1es prey Arc yoq pbo IN tna11
linen the great gatioe fnpuc "ants 10 kuo" Al
about you; aud tue ecr1bblele .lll h1ck ln1osmar
ton from YOU Us s. mosquito does blooa~ are
you nobody: lhep yoo aIe WIltsen ~. ..}1 aJa
aEe advised, and eeoqeo, ana Pecsea A. anal anu too ~
"nat you ohens 70 en- So9 %nSu you ,e an
e1t It, ana now 10 speoa your leisure sure ume' aod @
hat 10 oease ana pow hs 70 nG y gonf ~
nov 10 1ash M your aone' ,e A1o AoI sssu ~ nd
nize; ard now now mncn 10 sie19p, , ana las
when way your oea ousn'1t TO staaa - soa a; nla
= woman, me case ~ s.ul "oise. aou ~ LOU
how to manage your mouse auo nov mucn money On:
you ought TO spend, ana NC" TO Iaise 5ouI chal,
dren, aud no" TO cook, ana no" 10 a.ess nna
low to make youf cloth'ne. and what you mus:
DO a. one tlmo' and what {ha you mne' @ 90 =. a.
other, and how 70 manage HUSBAND, ana so oo'
and SO forth. 1t Is enough 10 rutle l1e e"eet-