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The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1874-10-30

The st. Paul Press draws the follow
ing conclusions with respect to the
grasshopper invasion of Minnesota: 1t
is safe to estimate the titled area in the
ravaged district at 80, 900 acres, and OF
the area of wheat in that district at
200, 600 acres. OF this area, probably
not less than 150, 900 acres have beer
destroyed. This represents not less
than 200, 900 bushels Of wheat de-
voured in the germ by the grasshop-
pers, or about one-twelfth of the wheat
crop of the State. Add to this area
30, 900 acres of oats, at 80 bushels per
acre, or 1920, 900 bushels in all, or
one-twelfth Of the oat crop of the State
20, 900 ceres of corn, at 30 bushels per
acre, or $40, 000 bushels, or L twelfth
of the corn crop OF the State, and per-
haps 20, 600 acres more i'll rye, buck
wheat, barley, potatoes and other crops
and the full extent of the grasshopper
havoc can be easily estimated.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1874-10-30
THE YOUNG L
Anita and Her Dolls.

Anita and Her Dolls.
Famiiy-!aden,
Wee, wise maiden
Krits her brow in dainty knots;
How to dolly
Cure OF folly
Occupies her busy thoughts.
"Dollie's wet her
Feet to get her
Posies, in the morning dew;
Sure to be sick
Cold or collie
Like As not the measles, too.
There i, Freddy,
Always ready
INTO awful 'fairs to fall;
Bad as Rosy
Goodness knows.
Don't kaow how to manage tail!
Jack or Norah's
Te,led q story,
One or tuver ate mas cake!
Willie there's silly,
Greedy Willy,
60: a dreful stomach ache,
Naughty Bessie
Tored her dress; she
Wants anUver one, l spose;
I tell you what
j; takes a lot
OF work 10 teep my dolls in those"
Look !, she Lays her
Down by Cesar
What can be the matter now
Blue eyes closing,
Blinking, dozing-
Wee while hands and lilly brow
Cheeks so waNen,
Tresses tiaXen,
Tootstep, that 4 fairy
All now wander
Over yonder,
IN the happy land Of dreams,
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1874-10-30

Mrs. SPILKINs tainted suddenly the
other evening during a little soiree at
her house. Upon inquiry it turned out
that some one had unfortunately let the
cat into the supper-room early in the
evening, and Mrs. Spilkins had sub
sequeutly surprised the faithful crea-
tire cczilv seated ON a dish Of lobster
salad, discussing the contents of the
bowl of custard hard by. Next morn
ing early Spilkins took a walk down to
the river with something in 4 bag.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1874-10-30

NORMAN TAYLOR, Of Woodstock, Vt,
is claimed to be the champion runner
of the State. He makes his mile III
5:22.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
Nro. 80.
No@ elm Stud une--tis sbir bob fi&
aus en- ans,In.

Wo@ Gin Stud une--tis ssar bOt ll&
aus en- Ans,Iu.
Die Drti tirjten s.raot In b.m gu.
ssnbltdt In has 3tmatr. als Daau.r
duBs'balb b's Gsniitrs ptribpanb.
9au'rnfsIb srsrtH ben auG BEN Slid
l'ta'nesp RtpVlUsr uub lite bdmit au
eas 6'nasr. pcn ttT'n Jsrsu, ,ius ilattt
Sanilttnt btnabsins. psl9t ben 9effr
na6 tinsm uninbalb tss 6,naus In
Der 2Scrfab'' baIitntsn 8as.n b,lSr.
bert BAIT. @I,itt ptaas GoQh a.
chen aud Bauatr tbun. Dieter muat,
fth absr In Der Gle NIT p.m Nu6, in
bar s'ins prwIdsh bab.n, b.nn als
Sa"'rnf'lb In ttm Bsna.r srl5kn. .r.
0lid't eifl'F i'iasn &di,stfatrt,a nob
an etr ettns.
YIN Shub-'tn eumpf,r Sau-Da.
ocnstlin tiS Bla'ns fiakn bic pad.
Hen s3tfunttn auS.
Saa'rEf'lO. f'iu Af. unb atibur
inrIttn i'bt BE sr,pp' tinab uno ben
Dtsb'n mat, aIisia sbt tItis aur 5aus,
lInr ssldnSitu, batItn titIt tInn 70
srOb'n goripEuns s,wOnntn, ba6 IL
~OSl nt3t m'Nr sinJutO'ta par.n, Ub.
wOOI dn IufaaIs pOrb,trsIttnStr @snsl'.
arm, naSesm ct fi& ben 3afamm,ntana
pa'ts flu6tts mittt'tltn laffu, brntlbsa
nadfBts.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
(Gurtftsuna fpIst.)
0ie Nfsrhefenhe.-mir bal

Die 3ferbefeuhe.-@k babtn f@sn
~ tpistsrbolirn RaIfn iit1 bic ausbsbnuua,
psl&t sIne rsus pisTbsIrauIbtIt IN puf&isbs.
nsn @rOb.Stdbisn 8sponntn, b,ri&ti. DE
SympioHte Iinb ibtraQ bitftIbeu Nnlnptltu
br ointtrb.ins, 5rifsn bro sIusts unS apps.
titIoFsfsIt. Die stranFbsit uimmt uur Iibr
itlita tintn lpbili6en gerlauf unb nat eini.
asn 8ubttastn ltHb bic ISisre IN ben iiieiilsa
6dIlfH tpisetr btrgtItf0t. Die Sentn Delio.
rtu linb uusiuia taribtr. pas % fIir sint
slranittts IN, wtlGt ni&t nur IN aIItn Sl6ItH
str GiitHbabntn. icnbtrn au& ID nabsH 2anb.
ttariftfn spbtmifA aufssrtttn if, unb tp6brtnb
bic Glnsn btbaupitn. es lrt cine Mrt SnfutHid,
rtlGt btr etr6bnIi@s Wdnn NIT btm Nanitn
pinftyt bsltttns. fassn Anetre, 10 fti fiH ta-
tarr balilhts Gisbtr, unb brtitt. tnSli& atRt.
ben, itinf GrIldruns fir bic 8ranibsit 30 RiI.
fen; fe btbaupltH % nit elmer fifusn Rraal,
btitstrIHeiuung 10 ibun ~ bateu, bon peI1H
Sic gBidtnI&aft bisbu nod ni&is pnbie. =
Glus GiasrlbiimIihitit btr Rrauibtit ip, baB
iuuas Tbisre, pbtr Ibitrt unitr aGt pbfr Hnin
5abren ptnis pbtr gar nidt bon ben Seu&t
rrarlifsn mnbtH; aubtrttm fInb Siuisn issni-
stf smpfdnaIIH fiir bic 8ranfbsIt aIs peHjas
unb Wana&f.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
Bssinsuueeu Der au;eiasn {:

Anltissn rTTefH ttnsTndi mic ialsi:
@tf&dfts.anBtistu ttim 9abT. ssfr
fur tiHtn 5btI hes 9abus:
3 3Rcsaif. 6 Reuait. II 9lsHaif.
Gin 3pg SiG0 800 $l2UO
3Rn 3sn 200 i2G0 2G.CO
Dni 3eu 1000 f7.Oa 2S.OO
SaHbttatntbum,. PtTfSE!i9rS d.
atntbum N. uub aIl,mdat aHltiaGn iO
Ssnis be :5riis iaT bic uiis 9lnIntuna une
9tnis BE 3sile iGT itht notbuisE GiE-
IEfana.
pattuiiIte RteiI IL. StitI5 uns ate
aneut anIfiaru sr eu gaHlfn. bllssn, tIii.
id reI yitIiSi SgiIit Tutfn mic fSist b.,
Istnu rus:u:
GiRt aanit SPaIts iihTiid......fl50 %
9int balbs Spllit >, ...... SOOU
Cine eIiltd Splif .. ....... COCO
Gint ritIld SplIts . ....... 1000
0trintss Nuittftn pftfu Eis teisi
buthnn:
6rauiirs-. NSmiaiiiratrIs. uns
AllIanit & nltistn..............". $50
AubiieTs iltn.................. 2.UD
alt anltistn, 10 3tilGH niGi ittr-
Itigtue. retT RtngtT, fur eTd
etnIudunafH.............
Sptjial. l.auitigea une alt SHisistR
p0r tra Stiraibs. .SInitistH peu
Wiriitn Is 9mis bic 3tilt fur tit
erie &inruduHa une Gents bic
3fiIr fur ittf nabbrlst.
SfiIatbs., Jphts.AHStietH,
DdHf Ablaiiuna u.l.r.............50 git.
10 ale gritft. NiitbtiIuustn It. maHtH
Tit folst atTtiliTt rtretH:
J. George Ripper,
T.. %. Box 10
HARRISBURG, PA.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
Uci Der Wahrluaerin.

Die GtrfOlsune her Ditbs bate, tpls
lih trwa'ttn lief. ju gar ftinsm RsGuI.
tat stfatrt. Der sOfsr mar uns blkb
pTiSwunStn. 60 fam Aritur Qqss
pis stn bSisr Sraum pUr. 9autrnfsIp
bate dls srSsntII&,n 8,ss stns.Iala.
Sen rls pcIIsti mar alarmirt unb tta.
t's, Ssnn bic tauisnb GbaIer S.lVbnuna
fur tie pen GIfpl8 bt9ltitsts Spur unb
ben itanfattn Sttras tisItr Summs
bel CTR seirtusrIa isuns b.s solTers
ptf'DIisn tbr Rirtlns nuf bic gu,.
3'tOrGans nidt.
Die Na&t bate I'D i&On ldnsa MI
tRrsn blttsrnsn Glds,In auf bic M.iro.
pole 6ranIrsttS sslsntt, unb nod im.
msr mar tsins Na&rI&t sIns.sansrn
p'lfs nur I'm @niftrnisf,u auf biz
SPur bts tdbnsn Di,t,s battt Itilsn
t0nn'n, hsnn bic N,ISanssn, ba6 stu
d9nlt&r 0aSsn, nile t.r BON arttur
bsltr'sbsns, an ptrlaitbtnsn punfttn
8si'b'n worSsn sin fOllts, unb ba6 benz
itlbtn sini9t ttritttnt @tnsb' b'armtn
na68tstlt fsisn, fonnts pobl mSall&
istn, psrmU&ttn abtr grttur's gufr..
sun8 niat ju miIb,rn. Cine sln,tas
Natr'&t bon DIStlsteit lief elm. Gin
@tnSS'arm msIbstt nimlt1, bab In Der
Ndtt bts Dctfss ct. Manbe bel BIN.
esnnss elm Bdesn j,rbroasn l.l, wtlGsr
NIT Der 8tl&rstbuns bic aribur bon
otmltlbtn 9tSstsn, poQfOmmtn iibsrtin.
flmmtt, bab sIa Rranftr aus BEN ums
ssfarjttn Bdssa sstObsn unb S.rmlt.
tslft sints Jnfaais por6tifabrtnbtn Gia.
ersS mad BEN Snn.rn Der Stabt trans.
pUrtirt wcrssn tt-biss sab aritur
unb f,tnsn Jpsi 8tsI,ittrR, 8ausrnfelb
unb lstnsm anstbIta.n 9sfsa elm p.r.
tIaeitsr pOliJil aus 8Slu, ben f&
SiusrnisIe wsSsn b,Gtn 9oFaIf.nntnib
tn perIs mttStnUmm,n battle, tiniasn
9Offrnnssf&immsr. DAFT babh aber,
tp!s e,r @tns0'arm Meter ttrl&ttt, tine
Saldstrst NIT slnissa gspobu.rn bss
Dotfis itattG'funbsn bats, fOnnttn Ra
bt' Sr'i ni&t tlldrn, Ia fIs fsinsn Der.
ninfti8sn @ruap bafdr fanbsn, tpt, unb
aas wsI&sm @runb, tins btrartla, Rau.
first bate snilfs9sn tSnntn.
Gs Itsfsn wOtI nod msbut anbtu
Naht&isn tIn, alItIn feline BON wsltsrr
Bsosuiuna; ls buttsn tS&R,ns ben
3rsd. arttur auf gussnblids aus l.i.
mem SumSftn 8riit.n iu ui6,n, 70 ptsl
ft aud Sausrnfslp unb lsin Nsf.
Mits Sabtn, ita itr ben g.rIuR su
trSfsn unp ja bsru9issn.
GO nabtt Der ab.nb. 8au,rnfslb
uno lstu N'ft war,n auf Gatbsdanss.
tilsn naa BEN psrfbwunbtnsn @olb,
tOHsr tsertfsH. @rttur irat In elm
Cafe, UNI ilt stpas ju ssrRrsusn. 9In
bSrts sr sOn BEN 0unpsrtbaisn tinsr
BabridStrin fprt&sn. gr bstbsllIsk
F6. ba DitisnISsn, tp,I&s bas @,fpra&
fabrtsn, brst ianss Dsut ftt wartn, an
br untsrbaltans, triutr tIsrbd bic
WObnuns ter 8ttuTtnetn unb fhIcb
1h ben iunssn esutsn an, ais bItlt, In
iibsrmiIbisr Gauut, bsrlsIttn ttnsn
9sfu& atjuaattsn bsl&lOftn.
Rad slnsm turjtn Narl&s warsn bic
gi,r In her @obnuns br btfannttn
Dabrfassrtn an8sfCmmsn.
(Gurtftsuna fpIst.)
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
pOe(iC.
Putiis, Ssbnin9t uno eitbsr

| pe'PtI StghIuWi uHo SitDer
auf bsbtm 5brsH zen brntm Gis.
Ia fFl tr SialstniSnis Rerb
Sine Sirt uRe eed aud iiItnptif,
60 ia ssa mi4lis SaHs uHs @rri.
ItHH fine Siimmt tISbume ltanL
90 liiinl Bis iH's RaII biutin
Csr trrs!J Fare Gie:nEdls
I'm RTHtIs 1tiltm 5flsstftiH.
Ie9 Htnn Ct ldas paIft niaimi,
Den atlus eu Saltfn Nib auflSh,
DanH Eth en DsHHGr iistriimmi
IlHs ttstEe litbi sif @tIi uHe bort.
lnh tfbEEe ffibl tii @Slt uut fGti
gSit I'D tas RtH sta SimmtI tiumt
Ilne mic tds uTItRiIt'st eits
SsH -ltz gS.niH RitefTl&Gumt.
94 fame in fnl'rfr 9stt nm Snauo
IIus tFht irIttu StuImtshHa,
5u:fs sdbdm am ftisn eins
glT RanHsT RiIs tir ndnef Taus.
54 llns uEe Iluitis fst unh frIt
Sh Rars 70 RsbI, i'd rusf ni6i pit;
To fang fu SlaIssuicnis RpTe
RiT til tas esTl stt VStiis.
litf unitn eHf tts RfnGs GIunf,
Ia atbi ain biTrlitu paIdlf;
Gin Tsmaui itlitbt br5 5bUIfs Nuub,
Iis 9Gdnss fus p0a slufm gIdF.
Giu iaabuit Snts Utib btRpbnt
Dls sIaHfs StIrb in titin Sn;
aaf tiHGm Siubl pss Tultu tbrOnt
ais bnri&tiH tit @ainirr.
Rti ibnn iaritu 5insiIn IhbTt
Sis tiHs arIt'nt esssr eert
lne pIS rSn etis bic SuIt ipiiIi,
Eas bau4tu ibt TSat fort.
IiG RtIseir en Zone TIpltt
Rh faniirm gt5tH tur6 biz 6Iulb,
unb pn eit Rtlftit Tliul6t,
Fem Firs gar fruttrtdr u Nulb.
Gia asHtu rtbt tuit ltius prIP,
Gin Rabntu stet eura ltintn Sinn,
95H iifbh uugtfaanis Suf
in Efiit. Etiit annfH btu. -
.3u Riiils tries i'd auf tr gre
i'm f4uanf,n adba uns siHI aisiu;
Da fang Tie tsIts @liuitr
Rir Srbuiu4t ia eds stTJ biustn.
Siu siuetfH frbt am Mufsidum
Pit tIanitn 5nfTu, itmrf uup rtiH
Ia FBt am bllBHstn JIiSeubaum
Gts SnElaus ftIan!fs 5etltIIlla.
95f basr eIs ii IfinifntT. IN,
9br 8ultu Hsi5 Eir fIiitn S$Hm
ude tbr bIiHfH AusGu itau'u
gSit ShIHs daf tif b!Gus Sff.
Sit huBl tin YHe dm 5lirenbaum,
gin aII'f, rfIstians nee etTO.
Das itstm ME tin gIilbmlIaum
in fine lirfis SnI' Jkbt.
Dls eife etT Riis, eds ID 10 alt,
9RlH Rtib uitt nal p.r IS sGmIRb
Dst p'T IS bot. ttm bat 90 taIo
Das @.ai uus bals en S&mnj s.brati.
Gin iisfts etis, NIT bpbrT euf,
Aaf paHsuiint ari sumIitt
GrfhIIi BIC q NJ; RtnitnbTuI,
Bs allfs Aue'r nusSSpiftt.
Am Stanss UirS iur slbsutisit,
81 tsrit fern etr @ledsu aIaHp,
AIs mir bic lGlanFt Srrmansumais
Die eitbs Ia els 5rIs fang.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
SabrsaHs 8.
Die
EsaaIpIbauilds Staats,sItnas,
)eTauSatae5eH spu

J. GEORGE RIPPER, Box 10,
Ii6tint itsrn Bsnnrrlas. uas TSasi S2.OO
pr 9abr, ;lbIsaT iuntrtalb hts 9ahTss. HHs
50. 80 na4 gnlus hrs 9abrsanst.
giultInt 9TtmpIartn, 8 SemtS pfT S.ad.
atint SuSfuiptiSntn Esretn fur EsHis'r
ale ltts Nendtfn aussnrmnfnj aud Tam
9lirmane has SIait abStiftata, bio ale RHd-
aiHet ttjabli hne.
~ I'm bic asniis rintT .3dtrrs ~ str.
6netTn, mag man tic altr isrsbl als ana
bic Htus aeUiIt milihfiIiH.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
sic ar6aie Nerbreitnna. .

Die giIfuIaiisn stI yTtHHiglsauiiet
5taats. 3tituns" in Tiupbin Geunis
10 ar5esr ais biz iIstns tintT anetrtH in SaT-
risburu steudtfH hsuif&tH sesI tnaliitfH 3ti>
tuHs. Sif bitfft tssbaIb bic bfft gtlfstHbtii,
AnitistH in eititm 5btilt hts S.aaiss tint
ptfn BsrbrfiiIHg ~ psTitaftH.
Pennsylvanische Staats zeitung. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1843-1887, 1874-04-16
The largest Circulation.

The Circulation of the "PENNsYLvANI.
sGHESrAATs-zETTUSG" in Dauphin County
is larger than that of any other paper
published in Harrisburg, English as well a
German. 1t is therefore the best advertis,
ing msdidum in this part Of the Stale.
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WfHsp philadelphia SaTtmaitE.
pnnTaiapnty-5tiHri& 6adintE.
R's'RH s. srl's'salu. S,ssI :. y; @sss'F' ssst
SarpHburs-S. SpIIts.
SbarPsburs. Saptih SsuetIbsd.
SbamsIin. GEithIi9 DipusT.
5amaaun. -5ttuTta RaIItI
SyrsHt. -98iIbsIm gSat.
Ersuisias s euibtrsburs.-5. G.4uuh.
BiliamepSrt-@ters @sIft
geh.-8ritbri& U. Stisa.
3sIitHrPIt. t.-9pbu paIRfiu.
Obip:
9uprus. .-@tprs Rtttis.
GantpH. .-S Safsb pting6rtutt.
grtalins. absIpb @Tamn.
SprinaHtIe. e.-9tp. SaTtmaRn, Cetbrtr)
Upper Sanhusfy. "A. Martin.
SHbiaaa:
GrrtgBapHs.-TstsT 3sbabaus, @tH. Ssi
RaryIaHh.
SaItiusrt. -9ska @iII. 292 GallfTz ast.
Gllisa & 0btIaItalt Gity.-S. 3. RsYsE.
6aesrstprH. - Capt. epais 6ttf.
port DtPShi & paST H gTast.-S. eamm.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11
MAKES THE WEAK STRONG.

The PeTsCViG9s Syrup, o. Protect
ed Solution of the PrOtOaiCie of
Iron, Is so combined as to haze
the character of an 0Lt71te1tt, as
easily diOested and GsstHsiLCIted
aOith the blood as The simplest
food. 1t increases the QlS01titU
of Natures OtU3I TttdLi$ift0
agent, Iron ip the blood, and
cures "G thousand It's, {" St7sDLU
OU T'O7li1tO up, ,InUtOOTGti1IO and
PitGLtSi9JO the System. The en-
7'tched and VitGEt$ed blood per-
7IIeGteS eVef'U part of the body,
repairing damages and aU0ste,
searching 0ut nIOr6td Secre-
tt0fIs, and LeGUi1IO nothing for
disease to feed upon.
This Is the secret of the tUOlt-
de11tJ success of this remedy t1t
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Conn
plant, DrOpsy, Chronic Diar-
rhOea, BOils, Nervous Affections,
Chills and Fcvers, Humors,
Loss of Constitutional Vigor,
Diseases of the Kidneys and
Bladder, Female Complaints,
and all diseases 0TiOi1ILtjn0 In
q bad state of the blood, or ac-
cOntp01lied Oy debility or O. LOsU
state of the system. Being free
from Alcohol, in any form, its
e11ergt@tn0 effects are not fol-
LoIUed bU corresponding qe0c-
ton, but are permanent, ilsftC-
sing strength, CiO0T, and 9Ie1O
tVe into all parts of the system,
and building ttfD an Iron Con-
StittLtio3I.
Thousands haze been cto1,0eG
bU the Stse of this remedy, from
aCeGe, SicIcLy, suffering creG-
tata'es, to strong, healthy, and
bd1111g men and SCO3IIe1 and
a1tU0CtdS CG1I1SOS reGS01t00LUh hes
StCte to 0iUe St o. trial.
See that each bottle has PERIL
WAN SYRUP OIOs0's i's the glass.
Pamphlets Free.
SETH W. F0WLE & SONS, Proprietors,
No. Milton Place, Boston.
SOLD ny DRUooIsTs GENERALLY
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

az A temperance crusadess, ON her re-
turn from pilgrimage to the beer shops,
was seen to approach the pantry, and over
heard singing 1g aG ar
Little drops oftoddy, naHf.
Little grains of spice,
Don't they make a body
Feel so awful nice =
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

az "Do you know the punishment for
violating an oath-for peEjurys" asked a,
city judge the other day of Chinese wit
ness. J..Aal; 5000 asf itn
"Yes," said the Oriental "Never can,
go back to China, but always have to live
in New York; spi 500 s50s i9n
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11
Coroner Sold.

An excited individual, with his hat stand
ing on Two hairs and his eyes projecting
from his head like the horns of snail
rushed into the Office of Coroner Holiness
The coroner is by profession dentist, and
his first thought, as he glanced at the man,
was that he was well-nigh distracted with
toothache. He was soon undeceived, how
ever, as the frenzied individual cried out,
as soon as he could catch his breath after
running up stairs
"Been man murdered !"
GA man murdered p cried the coroner.
"How-where
4" In the garding, believe-with club
or rock"
Chow long agoP" cried the coroner,
seizing his hat and cane.
"Been done a good while, and no police
nor constables:hasn't never done nothin'
abont it. Never been no coroner set on
the body, nor nothin' of the kind no
verdic-"
"What's the dead mans name? Who
was he ?" cried the coroner.
d" His name was Abel"
"Abel Abel who ?''
"Don't know. Never heard nothing
but his first name"
Well, what is the name of the man
who killed himP Do they know? Any
one suspected?"
"Well, have heard that fellow nam
ed Cain put out his light. Cain was the
brother of Abel, and
Coroner smells mice, and flourishing
his cane, cries
"You git down them stairs, my fine fel-
low. Git and don't you show yourself
here again "
With loud guffaw the fellow went
down the stairs, three steps at time, the
doctor calling after him;
Glow dare you trihe with an officer in
this way, sirp''
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11


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The properties of DIR. WALKER's
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The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

GB- Barnum's baby elephant is dead,
and he has sent to st. Louis for Missouri
mosquito to take its place during his tour
through New England.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

gH- " Are there any fools in this town."
asked stranger of newsbOy yesterday.
II don't know" replied the boy; are you
lonesome2'' 4..f4.s sfsl
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

tE- An Irishman engaged in fighting q
duel insisted, as he was near-sighted, that
he should stand six feet nearer to his an
tagonist than he did to him.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

NB- A nice young man in Des Moines
got married not long ago. He had worked
his way to the bottom Of the drawer and
got reduced to his clean shirt. He there
upon rose earlier than usual one morning,
and kindled fire. When hanging on the
kettle he made noise on purpose to
arouse his wife. She peeped over tho
blanket and exclaimed:
"Ny DEAR what are you doing9"
He deliberately responded:
"Tv put on my last clean shirt, and I'm
going to wash one for myself"
every well, " replied she, "you had bet
ter, wash one for me, too."
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

EB- Nine Judges out of ten are bald
headed, and why is it ?" asked the Boston
Post. Because they haven't got any hair
we guess.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

Cg- Conversation between an inquiring
stranger and steamboat pilot: "That is
Black Mountain?" "Yes, sir highest
mountain above Lake George" "Any
story or legend connected with that noun
tain9" "Lots of 'em. Two lovers went
up that mountain once and never came
back again" "Indeed Why what be-
came of them P' event down on the
other side.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

eg- A Jealous but ignorant negro preach
er in expounding to his flock as to the as
founding nature Of miracles got a trifie
confused in the matter. He said, "My
beloved friends, the greatest of all miracles
was bout the loaves and fishes-dere was
5000 loaves and 1900 fishes, and de twelve
'postles had to eat dem all, and de miracle
is dey didn't bust"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1874-08-11

t&- "Have You got little Indian thereP'
said the engineer, as we passed young
squaw with a pappoOse, standing at a de-
pot on the Pacific Railroad. emo" said
she; "half Injun, half Injuneer ~
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1874-06-25

ers and scholars? His answer is still in
the negative. Qualify the inquiryss to
whether he thinks an intelligent person
ought to choose or be chosen as repre-
sentative? He will without hesitation
answer that an educated man is filter for
any trust or service than one altogether
ignorant. Then why can not those who
would repeal an insensible ballot relieve
them from duty? It is to educate the
voter, and also to so employ him that he
will be personally interested in the purity
Of the ballot and the intelligence of the
repres entative? With curious perversity
those who inveigh against the possible
abu ses Of ignorant suffrage manifest no
interest in the public schools. Upon this
state of facts there might apparently be
entire harmony Of action. Granted. IRE
pealable suffrage requires intelligent
suffrage. Measures essential to the OBJ
j ect-universal education and universal
employment. Will the professional
frien DIS of representative and democratic
govern ment advocate these practica,
modes of carrying out their cherished
pnrpOSe
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1874-06-25

Some extremists, takinga hint from the
White Leaguers, propose, as political
principle, the exclusion of horses and
mules from this State, thus increasing the
chances Of white men to obtain honest
employment. When the White League
millennium comes, and white men in Lou
isiana actually take off their coats and go
to work in the fields, thus dispensing
with the labor of the colored people, we
have little doubt we shall be ready to dis
pense with the horses, mules, engines and
every kind of motive power.
New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1874-06-25
EDUCATE SUFFRAGE.

Whether he who can read dime novel
or forge another mans name is filter to
exercise the right of suffrage than he who
labors in honest ignorance is not ques-
ton. The war against the vote of 'the
lower orders" is now raging in England.
The same arguments against entrusting
the white laborers with the ballot is made
there as is made against entrusting the
black laborer here. The error is the same
in both cases. 1t lies in fearing the voter
as wild animal who must be kept with
out the pale Of government There is an
important and decisive difference. Here
the vote has been given to all male citi-
zens of certain age and not convicted of
crime. How can any person or party take
it away? It can neither be resumed nor
will it be surrendered. What, then, is the
duty of society? Clearly to disarm an ex-
isting fact of all capacity for mischief.
Ask the Republican if he is willing to re-
peal the suffrage entire. He will say no.
Demand of him if he is willing
to restrict this right to the property hold