The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
SAYINGS AND DoNGS.

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A BLACKSMITH is always striking for
wages.
TINS wise men of ,hc yeast-Ths
/ bakers.
GREAT hopes belong only 10 great
souls.-MartineaU
NECESSITY knows no law, but law
knows a good deal Of necessity.
! A GEORGIA editor was bitten by dog,
s'being evidently mistaken for bone.
WHAr throat is the best for a singer
70 reach high notes with A soar
throat.
THE feeling Of gratitude has all the
/ ardor of passion in noble hearts
Achilles Poi1aceLot.
AN article you can always borrow
Trouble, and are not obliged to re-
turn it.
PURoHAsR no friends by gifts; when
thou eeasest to give, such win cease to
loye.--Ftller.
THERE is but one kind of love. bat
there are thousand different copies Of
-ROcheJ0ifcelsid.
SUCCESS has no secrecy about it save
this Never attempt to do that you are
not able TO perform.
AN O1N MAlG-nAt4AtNA hlAAN 81
ty champagne-bottle is like a0 orphan,
because it has lost its pop.
An old Scotchnan used to say " I'm
open to conviction, but I'd like to see
the man that can convince me.
AN AKRON, Ohio, man has had his
wife jailed for two weeks for hitting him
on the heal while he was saying his
prayers.
A KANSAS book agent says he can sell
ten dime novels to one work on rellg-
ion, and he looks for earthquakes and
hurricanes TO visit that state.
SoATE New York state men have coul-
menced wearing linen ooa's, but tira-
places ought to be painted on the back
20 give them an air OF comfort.
CREMATION OBIruARV.-
Dear Jane ia gone, my darling Dan,
She was calcined yesterday
But the wind upset the tomato-oan,
And blew her ashes away.
THE esteem OF Wise and good men is
the greatest of all temporal encourage
ments TO virtue; and IL is the mark of an
abandoned spirit 70 have no regard to
it.-Bairk6
Now that the word ''hymeneal" is 50
commonly used in reference 60 we'd
dings, it is suggested that births should
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meneal."
You may talk yourself into a bronchial
affection, but you can't convince 3 YER
mont woman that there won't be 4 death
in the family il she dreams of seeir3 q
hen walking picket-fenee.
WHAT a foe the farmers have to con-
tend against in the potato bug is shown
by the experience of a man in Joliet, III.
He placed some in a bottle eight months
ago. They have been exposed to the
extremes of winter and summer, have
had nothing to eat, and are still living.
A CEINANAN shot an American eagle,
near Sacramento, one day last we k,
and cooked and ate the deceased mon
arch Of birds. A few hours later sew
eral patriotic citizens we're "loyaily"
yelling around newly dug tFench, and
thers was dead Chinaman ct the bot
tom Of It.
IS Truckee, NevGde, the other day,
group OF five able-bodied individuals
were oonversing about firearms. One
offered to wager the drinks that there
were not three revolvers IN the crowd
The bet was taken, and the result was
six revolvers, three derringers and
horse-pistol.
TIE wheat crop is promiring through
out all the grain-growing states, aud as
a result of a drain to India on account of
the famine, and the prospect OF 3 short
crop in England on account of labor
troubles, the chances of brisk demand
at gUod prices is such as TO make glad
the heart of the granger.
WE once heard Of traveller at hotel,
who rose from his bed at night 20 eK-
anime the weather but instead of look
ing out on the sky, he thrust his head
through the glass window of a cupboard.
Bless me !" he mutteTed, ''this is very
singular weather. The night is as dark
az pitch, and smells OF cheese"
I WISH women to live first for Gods
sake. Then she will not make an inn
perfect man her God and thus sink 10
idolatry. Then she viii not take what
is not at for her from a sense Of weak
ness and poverty. Then, il she fRds
what she needs ia man embodied, Hhe
will know how to love and be worthy Of
being gloved.-EfaTadret Fuller.
Mrs. VAN Corn says that At one Of
her prayer-meetings a negro brother
prayed "0h, Lord send dy angel to
pin de wings on Sister Bancot's heels,
dat she may fly troo de world preachin
de eberlastisg' gospel" And one ad-
ded, Lord give wings on her shonid-
ers, too, or the preaching viii not have
effect, for she'll fly upside down."
A LADY Of Washington county, II. Y,
is a mother OF large family OF children,
and they are all rather diminutive. A
few days after the birth of the youngest
a little niece of the lady called 70 see
the baby. After looking at the tiny
specimen a few minutes, the little girl
said Aunt Maria, don't You think
"a l. 4 L. -
and have 'em bigger p
ACCORDING to q recent parliamentary
report there are in Scotland 1872. 230
landowners. Ofthese, seventy Eve pro-
prietors own 9, 100, coo ecres. nearly one
half of the entire acreage oi Scotland.
The largest owner is the Duke of Suth-
erland. who has /, 176, ,574 acres, with
over $685., coo q year. Queen Victoria
ou ms an estate Of 25, $50 acres, worth
about si2, 600 year.
CHUBBY, q three-year old boy, vas
much puzzled TO know what made Il
rain, when his orthodox mother told
him that God made It rain. A few dsys
after. Chubby was discovered amusing
himself BY throwing water from two
story window on the heads Of pasaers-bys
and, on being demonstrated with By his
mother, said: 4" Why, mamma, ] was
opiv playing God. OF course, the
mother was horrified at the comparison.
I POUND myself moralizing on the su-
periority OF money over other virtues.
1t is always appreciated No ghost
need rise from the grave 70 proclaim its
trauscendsnt merits. 10 makes the hid
eous beautiful, the foolish wise, the
stupi1 witty, and the wicked saints. II
can patronize genius, and dictate 70 na-
tions. II is very fine to be ShakspeaTe
after death, but how much more CON-
Portable TO be Rothschild while living
Kate FSeld.
TIE three-foot narrow gauge railroad
system Is rapidly becoming popular in
this country, and but few people are
aware Of the fact that since It came in
vogue, dnring the last fhres or four
years, no less than ], ,e45s raiies Of mar
row gauge railway have been buiis in
this country and ia Canada, which
roads, when completed, viii have =
mileage OF ,5625 miles. while there
are ], ,591 miles under construction
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