The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1874-03-06
PACIFIC COASTERS.

AIs' lupus, OF ahSoufeT, lei
down stairs and broke her arm.
Mrs. Duniway is calling Justify fol
help both in brains and money
-Four Walla Walla cows sleep IN
the valley for eating wild parsnips.
A fugitive wife and daughter OF
Brigham Young are lecturing in the
East.
0. Jacobs is the newly appointed
Chief Justice for Washington Terri
tory.
The Pacific railroad trains were
snow bound at Elko, Nevada, last
Tuesday.
A soldiers scalp, recovered from
the Modocs, is on exhibition at the
Portland museum.
Elizabeth G. Knott, Of Portland,
died last Monday. She was lady Of
many estimable qualities.
A "sugarie" is what they calls a
mandatory for concentrated sacha-
rine liquor at Walla Walla.
A six-year old girl came from Kan
sas to California, alone, on the cars.
She is eminently the coming lectureer.
Edward Sebrit, a young boy, is
under arrest at Seattle for numbering
bis father. He confesses to his guilt.
VIM. Palmer, of Portland, tried to
kill Nancy Boggs with his little hatch
ct. lie now languishes in dungeon
damps.
Joseph Joy, of Gold Hill, got his
face too near buzy saw, and now
Joseph don't Joy at his good looks
any more.
Sam. i. Simpson, the poet laureate
of Oregon, has returned to Salem from
a sojourn Of several months in San
Francisco.
Straights, Independents, Reformers,
Taxpayers, ETC., arc among the names
of several political parties in Oregon
at present.
The funeral of Too Coon, a hiyu
Chinaman, at Portland, last Monday,
was the biggest and noisiest event of
the new year.
Stockton wants the Irish language
taught in school. 1t wouldn't be a,
bad idea for children to learn the Eng
liSh language first.
Willie Sanahan played with a Chin
ese bomb in Sacramento a few days
since. His folks are now sadly sing
ing, willie, we have missed you"
A ship load OF 600 Chinese are en-
to San Francisco from the Celes-
tial Kingdom. 1t oughtto be made to
return without landing single hea-
then.
Anderson, of San Jose, gets ten
years in the penltentiary for incest.
This is good example for the Linn
County Circuit Court to follow in these
cases.
At revival meeting in California
recently, a young convert forgave all
his enemies, especially the fellow
who threw his pup into a yellow jack
cts nest.
Col. ]. N. T. Miller, of Jacksonville,
recently sold his fine trotting horse
"Bick Pomeroy," to G. w. Kellogg,
of San Francisco. The price given
was $4,000.
The residents of a small place just
just outside of Phoebe, Nevada, are
represented as not being above suspl-
cion, and the locality has been named
"Thief Canon"
John Cook, OF Sacramento, last Sun
day became jealous of his wife and
stabbed her in the throat and side.
She won't die but the court will |
Cooke his goose4
Many cattle in the vicinity of the
Dalles, Oregon, are affected with
disease in the feet. In some
Instances the hoot comes off, The
disease is contagious.
Jeremiah Boberts, young Frisco
clerk, last Monday all at once became
a raving maniac because a young lady
refused to marry him 1t will be a
surprising case if he doesn't kill her.
Mrs, Dan. Bakerthe unfortunate and
heart-broken young wife Of the escap-
ed convict recently apprehended at
Corvallis, is now Virginia City, on
visit to a married sister who resides
there.
Half of the married men Of Dayton,
stand accused OF having had
sons born to them within thcpast fort
night In the language of rip Van
Winkle,0 Don't they have got some
girls?'
1t cost an educated Walla Wallaian
eight dollars and a sore face to have
the Latin knocked out of him. But
it cost the man WHO Knocked it out of
him nine dollars. Still it was cheap
in both cases.
Mrs, Anna Lang, alias Anna NJ.
Miller, now languishes in the Virginia
City Jail, because she intoroduced into
the moral community of Nevada a re-
versed order of Mermonism, taking