The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-10-31

A Boston woman has put SZSU
worth of lace on nightgown.
Now the Sultan of Turkey
wishes he were dead" DR..
Mary Walker is there.
solemn-eyed man with wart on his nose,
Created a great deal of mirth,
BY stumping his toe in front of a hank,
And sitting fiat down on the earth.
Joaquin Miller is getting quite
reputation abroad as the talent
ed American who is too mean to
have his hair cut.
Old Swelkins is so parsimoni.
Gus that he won't turn over on
his bed at night for fear he will
wear his drawers out
A father in Wisconsin offered
his son five dollars to take dose
of castor oil, and then got cOun-
terfeit bill off on the boy.
Buttou-hoOks are worn by the
sweet females of Vassar college,
to draw up bologna sausages from
the ground to the third story win
dow.
PLENTY. - Women have be-
come so plenty in Nevada that a
cross eyed female with her front
teeth out is allowed to shoulder
her own trunk and carry it to the
hotel.
Bret Harte is said to be con
stantly hard up. Such however,
is genius.-Erch0nge If that's
the case, we have been "a geniusn
the better part of the season.
1t is stated upon good authority
that when an oyster is three
months old it's just about the
size~ Of a fashi. nable wOman's
heart. This may he so; but we
would rather have the oyster.
There is something very sensi-
BILE in the impromptu remark of a
pretty girl: eff our Maker thought
it wrong for Adam to live single
when there was not woman on
the earth, how criminalIy wrong
are the old bachelors. with the
world full of pretty girls.
She saw him on bis bright, blue steed
busting down the road.
And pit-a pat and pit-a-pat
Her little heartfelt goed
And soft she sobbed TO herself.
Though swift his PAGES be,
He cannot kite 30 swift but what
My heart keeps up with be.
t'I say, Sambo, can you answer
this conunderfrum. Supposin' T
glib you a bottle oh whiskey cork
ed shut with a cork: how would
yGu get the whiskey out without
pullin' de cork or breakin' de bot
tle?"-''I GIBBS dat up,"-"why,
push de cork in, Yah, yah"
There is such a thing as having
too many children if your mem
Dry is poor. The other night
Sprigs ms counted his brood,
but could only make out fourteen
"How is this?" he asked his wife.
"I thought there were fifteen of
them at the last census!" $50
there Were," she answered, "but
one of them died since that" SIN.
deedW said Spriggins, medita-
lively; "Why, IT seems to me 1
heard of it at the time.
In answer to the query, "Who
are the rich?" the writer says:
"The man with good, firm health
is rich; so is the man with a clear
conscience; so is the parent of
vigorous, happy children; so is
the editor of good paper with a
good subscription list; so is the
Clergyman whose coat the little
children of the parish pluck as he
passes them at their play; so is the
wife who has the whole heart of
a good husband; so is the maiden
whose horizon is not bounded by
the coming man. but who has a
purpose in life whether she ever
meets him or not"
BaiIy writes from London to
Danbury Ne1Cs:' "The English
eat breakfast at eight O'Clock, or
later, lunch at one o'clock, and
have dinner at six or seven
= O'Clock. The breakfast is light,
and luncheon similar, and the
dinner is hearty. One English !
dinner in the inexperienced |
American stomach will produce,
that night, eight bears with cali
co tails, eleven giants with illu
minated heads, one awful dog |
with eleven legs, and fourteen
bow legged ruffians chased by
host of piratical caulifiOwers,
mounted on saddles of beef roast