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PITTSBURGH GLASS BLOW SRS.

P1r5BU RICH, Jan. 20, 1873

PnT1BU RICH, Jan. 20, 1873.
To the Editor Of the woRKSsNASs ADVOCATE
S.a wish to say to some of the
moneyed men of your city, by way Of try
ing TO induce sone of them to star up the
Window Glass busiu@s in Cincinnati, as
you have a manu- ac.o,ing spirit ard all lie
facilities for making glass, such as lime,
sapd, salt, ETC., as much so as Pittsburgh.
with the excep. on of coal, which is o
very great drawback az it can be bad BY
rail, river and otherwise, at a very small
excess above what it cost Pittsburgh manu-
factors. The difference in cost OF lime
and Eand is in your favor, with ready
market. No freight to pay would over
balance lie Cifferecce IN the cost OF Goa
knowing as do that window glass can be
made in your city al good profit, and
full set of irst-class skilled workmen can
readily be gotseu from this place to take
q cer,ain interest in the business, who
would attend to the mechanical depSl.-
ment. whilst the business men would at
terd TO the financial part ard 10 tire buyi-g
aud selling. We a. skilled wor ! en- kr w
from the course Of events that The g'aTs
business must go West and that the NJ
has been and is berg demonstrated a u
feet success in Illinois, ard other Sta :
The wliGer Of this has tIAv v d the EN- 4
and breadth of the different Stat; where
window glass is being manufactured and
l cannos frd any bs,.er facilities than you
are blessed with, not excepting Pittsburgh
only slightly in le matter Of coe'. find
by enquirirg whist in your city some time
past and from, personal observation, that
you ha- e be sand and lime, aud at a
great deal Oh Iper rate than any place in
the country, excepting st. Louis. II being
the ambition of several of us skilled work
men to have q more direct interest in our
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EXPLANATION.

We hope our readers will excuse us for
being late with the present issue. The ex-
cuse is, we have BE- EN- making some changes
in our office, among which was an entire
change Of hands, and secondly, we were
waiting for important communications
from Messrs Siney and James in relation %
the coal troubles in Pennsylvania, which
will be found on the fourth page.
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The Irc9 MoldeIs.

Fom ne Molt RS tor -.
A FACT worthy Of nO.ice, there .,aricEy
times, when fourdries have been Closed FOR
mon ,pt on the plea of no business, IS nat
the co-opers.iye -ourdries ". .hout txcep-
tor, have run up 10 The holidays, just as
they done othe, years. Comment is I'm
ut &C 'sary.
A EI.l of impo4 -anCe to iron manufac
turcrs, and c-pc ~ally % The stove trade,
wal iDtrodJc d il tdN Senate lately by
Mr.. Sumner, which q entitled 'an act 60
provide for th9 besver security of proper. y
in p9tverns for met0l cdSyiIqS." The b."
forbids any person counter'eising or mNk-
ing fac Sipiles of any meal Casing by
using such casing al pat -ern, UDle. by
writ zen consent of the oWne-, under pen
atty of becoming liable to the owner fer
the original ordinary Wholesale pro-
upon the article so produced. This ms =
ure has long been needed and many effo. y
have been made 20 gee it before Congress
The stove trade has heen the princ'p'
sufferer in this line, but all found .y-men
will appreciate the benefits from it.
TIE SiTUATION.-The repo4ts for the
month erdipg December 3lst show an
almost universal closing up of the found
ries Cor The holidays. The prospects are
that the holidays vii con.inpe untH the
LIST os Februslv, although we hear Of
many foundries III which preparations are
being made to sto-G on or al nut the 10Th
of January. One '1cen i've toward re-
sump. Jon v VI be the st; .Jircss Of the pig
iron NAL. A. ell hope for a IN her 70
ducs; IN in the price of pig OF mus, be
abandoned, the pea OF not desir 7g to
manu-: lure goods for falling nsr6e.
must also be al aDdoped. On the whole,
however, we have but little faith in even
pal .ial resumption of business before the
LIST, or even the middle of February
We are in receipt of letter from John
Fraser, Score; ary O. Scottish Society, in
reference 20 the Scotch cards Of Il. Tc'Der,
j. Rob eItson and Robeis Watsoo, detail
in the meaps ey employed % get out of
paying their does to that socie y, declaI ing
their caljs fcaId Jleht and jusyisyipg their
expulsion, to all of which we ayr ..
NOTIce.-Iu consequence of the action
Of some of Tie members of the Societies
of Molders of Scotlsnd and England in
returning to those countri without draw
ing their cards rom our Unions, rely lg on
their society csrjs 10 gain admission into
either of the sscies;es in Scotland or En-
gland, it is hereby ordered that any mem
Der Of either sol ETY. deposit;1g rs card in
any of our Ur;on,, and be Joming mem
Der under the agreement made wish The
two societies, such I'D shall be retained
by the locel Union and forwarded to this
Sice ; and any such member can receive
his society card, when leaving for home,
upon proof that he hs drawn his cerd from
the Union 70 which he may belory.
WIN. SAFFIN, Pres. l. q.
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SrEPs are being taken, says recent re-
port of the Leeds Industrial and Co-opera-
tive Society, by the educational committee
by means Of lectures at the centre and va
rious districts, by opening reading rooms
forming brsnch liLra-.ie. &C., to bring the
cooperative education OF the members on
. level with and even superior to their
material prosperity.
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The Machinists ard Blacksr his

The following new Uuion has been organ
izcd since last reported: No. %, Of Roch-
es,er. N. Y, by the Pres dent Of the In
tenational Union.
Mr.. FehrenLatch makes the following
comparison between the living expenses Of
a mechanic in the city Of Cleveland in 1860
and in 1874:
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IRON WoRkER's STRIKE.


ho"-"ohkehs s'hkt-
BOSS RoILErs AND HEATERS OF ENNfoRT, II SrucKr.
CrScINNA1 Jan 1.-THE boss rollers nd
heaters IN Sw IS ro''"g-mlH O. New orr
n.y. WI" - a s%"r1 ~
manufacture irca, and the mill : d !. All ,ut
go of the oDe 4 ", have -T'' 7, and
s.; ~ I S.s H. go Va rs ~ hassas
All tnas mani ..dlers K is Tor 'sbor
cooperate 4 a 10 pro luce ',on &C
Mncn sh1' 2 1uen ~ Pus ~ - ''' =
TEs Gss " 40 NOT A61 scs
and general stoppase Of work is TIE resuI
Ine!e NJ s"eny Mi -,
has been chosen &, battle. eound = tie
propr e.ocs are a. srm'p"d to run Z With me
y oImnst a. mncb "a tbe;r lives are woTS,, 1,
do t.
Ihe operative ere 2" e1e'Su@Ay URGE ire
nI.rsation and u: * tbty are maTtvrs to 4
p ipciple because they suffer rasher than go
d AZ on " % -, IN. azn1
ODE. ave ard tier families iuvol yed in the
rebellion, It b comes ve'y serious quess p
~ Ise W Io1 H'' 'ui~''Os "'
- -, - ~
- ~.
""o'o SA'rs'' t'o'n @iiS - 'o"'
ItseJs tnat the boss rollers and hease-s
/ rece,ded from the Pls.sburgh scale Of prices
Tha .,.t. .ha o,har NV Tho Pi a
Ours scale mas never oeeh SooP' 81 :
basis for payment OF wages by the
rollers and heaters Of Sw'ft's Rolling n
81 a. o;,,hho,,,, mile. tharafora
-, -.
could no. recede' very "ef Hon odS''
which was never in existence.
They have always been intelligent
enopgb 70 make their own contracts with
:, ~ D:...L
tnelr employ : hu - hSve ing "'oo"7
men, have doubt. But then II 40
not follow because a certain scale OF
nr;c.s "a 80 ,sorv IN p;tsbnrgh under
LA. a4o,,,.
o'nei anu 49, CIV - '"'-'''1Oo'
Consequently It does 100 seem very gen.
| tlemahiy W stlShhaSiso hunA"oi "a NO" "0
rebels. when they refuse to accept new
contract which tbav consider as uniust
"
thnk tha' "orAmei nave risn' W feiuS'
an unjust contract, without being rebels
Ell Der.
There IS a very queer s.asement in IT,
above. Each Of The boss nes 60
day, after yiug their helpers I'D
''theIe are uwe-ty-e;ght Of those me
.-aged in The r 3'e .ance at Syif.'s NJ
Now one Of Csc men says hat u r.
cents {he slid' scale. ON many DAYS, q.
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WE learn from Secretary James that in
future all communications for the Associ-
alton should be addressed to his care.
Room IL, 914 Seneca street, Cleveland.
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SAFE DEPOSITORY.
Paid Up Capital : S2OO,OOO.OO
THE S.9T,IFGS B.a.RK.

Both Departments, the SAVINGS BANK (which n
lows inieress Geposits) and the SAFE DEPOSITORY
are und the specTi direction and supervision Of
THOMAS o. BRYAN QoJnder Of the Depository ar.
JOHN c. HAINEs.
d0mestics anu Liends d ,e
Deposits Of FIVE GETS and upwards received al
INTEREST 81 owed vhereOn
INTEREST ALTO WED
On deposits Of One Dollar and upwards.
societies
May rosit Money fom tire u time and before max
Whom H. ssaI Re trawp erG, ,iovided a copy
the ne oinai0n ne furnished % the Savings Bank u
money yin re paid, unless is provisions strct
complied with.
OFFICERS.
JOHN @. HAINES. President
THOS B. BRYAN Vice President
JARED GAGE, Cashier
CHARLES j. HAINES, Asst Cashier
BIREGTORs.
T'HONAs b Beg4Sa JoH~ e. HAINEs,
f-U.E Y ~ WILL ANS, fAREB GAGE
FRANK 2 loHEr
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Premiums for the Advocate
INPGRIILEIED INDICEMTNT>.

W- ~il. mau ta ever, ony ,rudn- %, we ,varA .1'
s,upr'n t.r thr An,u,,rs rfIers' -Hs following I'
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Ns have also Jus, coulleted arrangements Nth the
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To MINERS
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THE Lehigh Coal and Matigatie Compa-
MES have been consolidated.
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FROM MlCHl6AM.

PoSTssc =. 10. lS74
To the Edito- q, th~ wnsNsssASE .SacaTE
YoRr elHie corrssponder Alexander
ipbell, gives a graphic illustration Of
yer Of interest to take money and
6, 'p5 ON some men and give them 70
o hers. Corr poDdent5 Of he ADvocArs
have frequently shown the amazing and
unthou.ht Of difference il results be.wee p
mocey lent at zen per cent instead of three
and half, which is SUPP 1sed to be the ma
ural increase in the wealth Of Ire naJion.
Some among US woJld have three and a
f-'s as tie Les rae o. in.erc1t.
in discussing this iDserest question.
smonc o.fer5 OF VIA nomcut ID the ln rs
a. nmIni.y, the ir?U'ring mird na,r-
ray asl' Why pay '1.eress a, FL VIA
is il 4 Tor. nd who receives it Carrot
ma. Oh production ard d. ribr ION he
ca cd on 'oIch a currency frrr shed
,ci.hoNt - e-cs. as well rs with one ,has
& minds erestl l, said thai oar = e.
eHt crrre costs the community y
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CORRESPONDENCE.
A CORRECTION.

I'VE do 10. hold ourselves responsible for any op'1i'
expressed BY our Correspondents.
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After which he very forcibly says:
at will be noticed, that while the nee
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The Newport Iron Workers Strike.


To the Edito Of the WoRKJSGHAN's ADVOCATE.
Nsw"oRT, January 23d, 1874.
The following is clipped from the Chica-
go Tribune of the 18Th inst:
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CHICAGO, DETROIT AND CINCINNATI.
JAM AIRY ~. I>-s
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Notice Is hereby gwen that the Tenth Am
nual Session OF the Norkingmens Assembly
Of the state ~ York VIII be- held IN
iron Moders Nal. "a state Stree, AIban, Ny
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BUDGET OF FUN.

LEWIS GAYLORD CLARK.--.Thc intellectual
.uliarity o! Lewis Gaylord Clark was
nor; with him it was, of course, lnstlnc
and genuine. He was never else to the
rid than light.hearted, always kindly uis
ed, and ever discovering amusement, no.
y in the triaing, but the most serious eVeh''
life
his ruling passion Of an uncontrolled ap
citation of the ludicrous was display u Oh
SC mingty incongruous occasion OF Wasli
ton Irving's funeral. A special tram wa
nished by the Hudson River Railroad Com
" TO take the friends of the great deceased
n the upper part of the city TO lrVihS'on
crowd that collected that day at thc sta
included the best representatives, OF inc
nmercial, legal, literary, and arustic mlnaS
the country. Clark, on the occasion, ny
.uc of his intimate relations WIN WASH
ton Irving while living, and his personal
uaintence with every celebrity present
hout perceiving 1t, acted as Il "sclfap
ntcd committee" to give information and
,ct the mourners into the proper cars,
n his spontaneous enthusiasm he called
h reproof from young man who was
iently an improvised special conductor
said very much overdressed young man
oming annoyed at the usurpation of his
les, greatly to the amusement Of all who
messed it, very imperiously announced to
yivacious Clark the following clearly
ned statement, "Sir, | don't know your
ie but have charge Of these cars"
lark turned on the speaker, and apparently
lsuring him at a glance, lighted up his
1 face with his blandest smile and superior
diligence, and then cordially Selling the
nded official by both hands, and shaking
IN with friendly violence, said, with an
)hasis that was heard by a hundred per
s, "Why, Biggs, l am delighted TO see
Tr. "Pompous" was decidedly confused
very indignant, and promptly replied
name, sir, is not Biggs."
Not Biggs" echoed Clark, starting back
h what appeared to be unteigned astonish
lt-"not Biggs! Well, upon my word, you
It know much, but you certainly know
T. own name better than do"
If course the many who witnessed theS
ounter greeted it with harty laughter
CHI ran electric through the crowd. We
Of course, sorry to write that, spite of The
mnity of the occasion, "the young man
sequently never entered the cars on the
without being aSsailed by the "irrever
with the query of How are you, Biggs"
>. g. Thorpe m Udrpcr'S Nagd7ine to1
ret.
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PRTIES-

The Association offers the following prizes 10
be awarded at the Kendall County Agricultural
Fair Of 1874 for Colts sired by their Horses:
For the best Colt sired by PANIC, 500 cash ana
the service of the Horse
For the best Colt sired by REVENGE, out Of a
thoroughbred Mare, provided there are three en-
tries, 500 cash; the best out Of a common Mare
$50 cash: and service of the Horse.
For the best Colt sired by You've LION, SD In
cash and the service Of the Horse.
For the best Colt sired by ioUNG SCOTLAND
$40 cash and the service of the Horse.
members Of TIE dissertation not dt41"'" /" com
pete for the db0re prizes.
Plano, H. May 18th, lS3.-u
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4 German clergyman who was travelling
stopped at hotel much trequented by wags
and iokers. The host, not being used to have
clergyman at his table, looked at him with
surprise; the guests used all their artillery OF
wit upon HIM without eliciting remark
The clergyman ate his dinner quietly, appar
emily without observing the gibes and jeers
of his neighbors One of them, at last, in
despair at his iorbearance, said to him
swell, | wonder at your patience! Have you
not heard all that has been said to yo?" "Oh
yes but am used to it, Do you know who
/ ann" "No, Sir" "Wcll, will inform you
| am chaplain of lunatic asylum; such re
marks have no effect upon me-"
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IT, Hornaby of Fon du Lac, attempted to
down cellar the other night to get a
cher of cider. His wife warned him to be
etul and not break the pitcher. He slipped
the first stair and fell to the bottom,
nned his elbows and knees, bumped his
I'd, broke his nose, tore his coat and landed
the cellar door total wreck, but saving
pitcher. Mrs. Hornaby called to him III
ritied accents, Mr.. lIornaby, Mr.. Hornaby,
you break the pitcher He growlcd
*, mo, | didn't, but by thunder ! will"
d he did
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, PRELIMINARY DIFFICULTY.-Thc protes-
of natural philosophy in a certain college
,ntly gave the class problem to think OF
ing the night and answer the next day.
; question was this: "If hole were bored
ough the center of the earth, from side to
!, and q ball dropped into it, what motion
aid the ball pass through and how would
ome to state of rest" The next morning
udent was called up to solve the problem.
AT answer have you to give to the ques-
-" asked the professor. "Wcll really"
lied the student, II have not thought OF
main question, but Of preliminary one.
W are you going to get that hole through? y
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I once heard a minister say: suppose,
some cold morning, you should go into a
neighbours house and find him busy at work
on his Notwithstanding away, and
should ask what he was up to, and he should
reply, why, | am trying to remove the frost;
but as fast as get it oil one square it comes
on another would you not say: Why man,
let your windows alone and kindle q fire, and
the frost will soon come off? And have you
not seen people who try to break OIL their nad
habits, one after another, without avail: Well
they are like the man who tried TO scratch
the frost from his windows. Let the fire OF
love to God and man, kindled at the altar of
prayer, burn in their hearts, and the bad hab
its will soon melt away"
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Do YOU 90 to Sabbath school, my ladE'
IDLY asked Il city missionary of depraved
lie Dubuque urchin. Nary" answered
inr9cent child, but I've got II tightin'
* that can walk over any bird in this town
I wears gailS."
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\ was went TO the station Of one of the rail.
DIS one evening, and finding the best ca:
|, said in low tone, "Why, this car ism I
ngw of course this caused general
impede, and the wag took the best seat. In
midst of the Indignation the vag was
ed: why did you say this car wasn't
n.y." well it wasn't them replied the
o, "but it is now"
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Abraham, my pet where is your la;herH
ont know, mother, but guess he's gone
er to Deacon Dillberry's pasture after his
lck sheep, 'kasc | seen wilder Higgins
ing over that way" That boy got lick.
, before breakfast next morning.
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1t Il prayermee,ing in Maine, u few days
0, one of the members prayed: Lord,
)u knOwest that Charles Tompklns has sold
or boots to some Of Us. Make him do the
r thing"
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There is at least one Iowa legislator who
will not vote for a prohibitory Law. lie Is a
senator, and tunes up as follows;
We temperance men Of Iowa,
Put no fish juice in mine.
| would the rivers were all rum
And all the oceans wine;
And every isle a sugar loaf,
And then, upon my soul,
I'd slice the moon for lemon
And squeeze it in the bowl,
then would warm the spicy punch
With carth's volcanic fires,
Before I'd vote the stupid bill
Fanatic zeal requires.
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Kansas Pacific Railway.

fYThc main line extends from Kansas City, Mo"
and Lcavcnworth, Kansas, both tourishing cities
on the Missouri River through Central Kansas
and Eastern Colorado go miles to Denver, Colo
RADIO, and with several hundred miles OF Branch
es, in addition, reaches every portion OF Kansas,
Colorado and New Mexico, and ali of its fertile
valleys. Rare opportunities are offered for ac-
curing homes IN Il section OF country Hnsur-
passed for fertility and health. The State Cap-
tai, State University, State Agricultural College,
State Normal School, Blind Asylum, &c, OF Kan
Sas, are all located Immediately along the line,
ahd the educational facilities generally are un-
equacd. By reference to the United States AZ
ricultural Reports, it will he observed that Nan
sas had greater yield to the acre Of the cereals
than any other State, and Gold Medals and Dl-
plomas Jor the greatest and best display OF Fruit
and Agricultural, horticultural and Mineral pro
ducts, have been awarded at the Great EXpoSl-
hons and Fairs throughout the land in compcti-
ytOn with the other States. For the tourist and
Invalid, q varied and charming landscape IS pre-
sentcd; and the delightful air Of Colorado, and
the now Justly celebrated Cold, Warm and Hot
Springs, in the vicinity Of Denver have given re
newcd life to the weary anc have restored health
to the sick. Don't fail 10 take It trip over the
Kansas Pacific Railway,and if you want good
home, be sure to settle along its line. You can
obtain Maps, Circulars, Nc, Aiying all informa-
zion, by addressing General Messenger Agcntk.
PR, Kansas City, Mo. II
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The Terms are as follows:

PANIC.--Sl0O to insure; 80 for the season;
$50 for single leap.
REVENGE.-&i00 20 insure Thoroughbred
mares: $50 to insure common bred mares.
YOUNG LION.-S25 to insure
YOUNG SCOTLAND-si0 TO insure
Pdstur. Furnished Jfor Mares from distance. 4e-
cile7.ts and straying al ocHerS' risk.
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t was brilliant Fond du Lac boy who,
ing Il dog with 4 muzzle on for the first
e, exclaimed: Mamma, mamma, bet five
It's the dogs are going to wear hoopskirtS
re goes dog with one on his nose.
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A minister asked tipsy fellow leaning up
alnst a fence, where he expected tn go when
died. If can't get along any better than
10 now" he said Al shan't 90 anywhere"
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\ few evenings since, while visiting at Il
ghboros, little Willie was noticed looking
nestly at one of the company whom he
ally addressed as follows: "Who made
If teeth, Aunty?n "God made them, viii
-" she answered. "Well, he didn't make
! half As nice as Or. P made NAM
=.
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Have you Blasted Hopes 2" asked a
ung lady of a.librarian with handkerchief
d over his jaw mo, ma'am said he, " It's
" blasted toOthache.'
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YOUNG LION

A Canadian French Stallion Z years old, stands
1897 hands high, weighs 400 lts.; jet Black,
with very heavy name and tail; for splendid bone,
stylc and actions, he is acknowledged by compe-
tent horscmen to be the best horse Of his class
that was ever raised in Canada.
PEDIGREE.--Young Lion, sired by Occur dc
Lion, dam by Black Diamond, Il mare that could
trot in $40, and winner on the turf
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Six feet in his boots" exclaimed Mrs.
eswax; what Will the impudcncc OF this
rid Gene to, wonder! Why, they might
we'll tell me that the man had six heads in
lot
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-02-28

Ii was scarcely fair for a Californian who
ard an Indian girl in opera TO say she was
nsiormed from squaw to squawler.