Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1874-06-25
No. 81
All Sorts.

All Sorts.
Two Of the physicians who attended the
autopsy of Mr. Sumner nave since died.
There are over 1,2OO luna.ics confined in
the California Insane Asylum ut Stockton.
TIE Chicago Inter- Ocean, has announced
that j. Y Scammon has II" longer q propric-
tary interest in that paper.
1t was stated in the east short time ago
that Goldsmith Maid will be withdrawn from
the turf after this season.
The girl that gets q right good kiss.
And blows to Il crusader.
MAY she live and die All old, old nah.,
JUS: what her folly made her.
A man in Iowa named Gabriei Schmidt
has f,!st killed his wife for sewing on wrong
button on his coat 1t was ''thc last button
on Gabc's coat" that dissolved Che connubial
link.
A Boston man was cursiny an editor the
other day when he fell dead. Similar instan-
ces have since been reported. Men should
be careful in speaking OF anything sacred
brooklyn Argus.
My son, you look like a boy who has been
brought up by affectonate parents, said
kindly stranger to a golden haired child; and
the latter, in All excited tone exclaimed ''DO
l? Just look at my back
Impertinent dandy-(a stranger)-May
have the honor to accompany you, Miss:
Cool young lady-Certainly, but keep behind
in your proper place. discharged my last
footman for impertineuce.
In Germany when the vote Of the jury
stands six against six the pris oner is acquit-
ted. A vote of seven against five leaves the
decision to the court, and in Il vote of eight
against four the prisoner is convicted.
-Mrs. Sartoris is gentle and amiab!e. If
the brave young Englishman who is her hus-
band had married = woman of the DISPOSE
ton peculiar to good many American wO-
men he would, in less than two weeks, i'm
agine that he was being henpecked by the
American eagle.
some one SAYS if VIC would show our
selves really good to our daughters, we must
be generous to them in a truer sense than that
of hanging trinkets on their necks. No
words could be more sensible. Nine girls
out of ten would rather have Handsome
feller' hanging round them than q necklace.
Parents should remember this.
In an article on ''Scmmcr Rest, by Frank
M. Hail. in the Herald Of Health, he says:
''Tell volcano to keep cool, advise hurri-
cane to calm itself, ask an earthquake why it
makes so much ado, but do not expect an
American to approach his work by gradual
stages, and BY processes that arc other than
exhaustive
"WOULD M little Ezra," asked fond
mother out ON West Hill, . like to be mis-
siona. and go preach to the poor, suffering
lite heathen:" Tears-bright, pearly drops
of feeling -elistened on little Ezra's eyes US
he muttered, Nav, l wouldn't; but I'd like
to be on the perlice long enough to put tin
roof on the big lummax that stuck shoe
makers wax on my seat to-day hear me-"
"A writer in Les Mondes says that he is
enabled to materially reduce the number of
insects which prey npon the flowers and
fruits of his garden, by covering the inside
of an old tub with liquid tar, and at twilight
putting lighted lantren within, leaving the
whole over night. The bugs, attracted by
the light, try to reach the lantern, and are
caught and held fast by the tar.
MEN in general are neither very good nor
very bad; they are simply mediocre. have
meyer closely examined even the best without
discovering faults and frailties invisible at
first. have always in the end found among
the worst, certain elements andholding points
of honesty. There are two men in every man:
1t is childish to see only one it is sad and I'M
just to look only at the other.-De 1ocQuecsl!e.
An lrishman having accidentally broken a
pane of glass in window of house, was
making the best of his way to get out of sight,
but, unfortunately for Pat, the proprietor stole
q march on him, and having seized him by
the collar, exclaimed: ''Didn't you break that
Window" ''To be sure did," replied Pat,
land didn't you see me running home for the
money to pay for it,
''Would my little Ezra" asked fond
mother out on West Hill, like to be mis-
sionary. and 60 preach to the poor, suffering
little heathen:" Tears-bright. pearly drops
Of feeling -glistened on little Ezra's eyes as
be murmured: NAV, wouldn't; but I'd like
70 be on the perlice long enough to put tin
'cof on the big lummax that stuck shoemak-
Burlington Harkeye.
MuLTrUDEs of women lose health, and
wen life, every year by busying themselves
on bed or sofa without covering
,r in a room without a fire, or by removing
heir outer garments after long walk, and
changing their dress while in state of per-
pirati0n. If you have to walk and ride both
10 the riding first, and on returning 90 to
warm room and keep on all your wraps until
our forehead Is dry.
Our contemporaries, in their search after
TENS. have invaded the sacred sanctuary of
he tomb and exhumed Napoleans soldier,
vho was decorated for the loss of one arm at
Auster)itz
"HAd lost both arms, what would YOU
ave done, sire?" said the mutilated hero.
would have made you officer of the Le-
ion OF honor" said the Emperor. The SOL
ier immediately aisw his sword end cut off
be ether arm.
That - how the story Guns, but, ere We
ausc 10 Rlscsi u tear nj the hcroism 0f tho old