The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1874-11-14
NUMBER 10.
Laughing Gas.

g A cremationist-Cinder- Ella.
A shocking scene-Kerosene.
v Drawing materials-Corkscrews.
l Hop Notwithstanding masters
. 1t is never too late to marry or to
mend.
, A wife's secret-her opinion of her
! husband.
| An era unknown to women-the
/ middle ages.
Lager hythms- songs of Ger
man students.
There is never scarcity of the
small-potato crop.
Where to go when short of money
go to work.
The earliest participants in the fall
trade-Adam and Eve.
Dental science is called "Tooth
carpentry as fine art.'
Speaking of the nations Wards,
Artemus was one of them.
| 'Tis better to have loved and lost.
than never to have had q MOTHER in
law.
Polite" Please, sir, if you'll get
off my corn long enough, I'll kick
you"
A Sunday school teacher recently
told his class that Jermiah was the
first prince of Walls.
The hair of lady in Montpelier.
VT, turned white in single night.
She fell into flour barrel.
The editor of the Cape Ann Adver-
tiser says that clean shirt is one of
woman's best gifts to man !-Boston
Post.
The youth who cried EXCELSIOR
didn't know that he was naming five
out of every six saloons in the coun-
| try.
" Beckie, my dear, you were a very
good little gill to-day" " Yes'm, |
couldn't help bein' good. got tiff
| neck"
There is something noble about a
goat which all boarders might initiate.
He is not particular what he feeds
upon.
A Danbury little darkey refused to
go to church kase he didn't want to
look there like huckelberry in a pan
of milk"
"Too Old for Kisses '' is the title of
a poem in the Salt Lake Herald. And
this sentiment is uttered in the land
Of Young.
Forty per cent, of the school girls
in Indiana are named Maria; half of
them call themselves Marian, and the
other half Mari.
Mr.. Smirkins says he has been mar
ried sixteen years, and all the income
they have had to live on has been in
omepatibility.
In Texas they have nominated for
Congress aman named Pleasant Yell.
If elected, he will probably be heard
from in the House.
If man really wants to find out
what's in him let him go to sea. The
first rough weather will generally
enable him to ascertain it.
The latest feature of the Chrome
gift business comes from Dexter, Me.
They have a church there which
gives chromo to every new convert.
Boston Globe.
When one learns that 2O5, 300
pounds of false hair were actually
sold in Paris in one year, what sad
and sawdusty sort of Sahara this
world does seem.
Mississippi is singularly blessed in
some respects. 4 traveller there says
some Of the land i'll that State is so
poor that disturbance could not
be raised ON it.
Henry Godnose Bailey is the name
of a boy in Springfield, 0. If we
were your parient, Henry, Godnose
we'd knock your middle name out of
Times.
When a man dies and leaves a
nice young widow with plenty of
and you see her walking out
with the executor on Sunday after
noon, change is imminent.
A Boston auctioneer has in his pos
session an umbrella seventy two
years old. 1t was built in England.
Poets are requested to limit their
contributions to three stanzas.
Kaiser Billy won't let anybody
visit Count Won Arnim except his
law. He fatters himself
that he has discovered something
worse than the rack or thumbscrew.
Alabamians are very prompt in
paying bets which have been lost on
horse races, but when it comes to
settling for pew rent they get mad if
they are pushed.-Detron Press.
The Bergen IN. j. horse-car rail-
road company, in an advertisement
giving the time table, directs that
g curses of all kind should be ad-
dressed to Geo. W. Downing, super
An old man in Alabama has & tree