The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-12-03
sAYINGS AND DOINGS.


country Of its size. Hence the Peruvian
bark.
VoE ARSr,f has no traditional ground
for loving the Napoleon family. Five
of his fathers eleven brothers fell at
/ Waterloo.
WHEN We sec q young man that
spends all he earns We are inclined 20
| snspecs that he does not always earn
all he spends.
EVERY German steamer arriving IN
| New York hrinRs not less than thou
/ sand canary-birds, but our mOcking-
birds are not jealous.
! SosrF of the students at eastern col
/ leVes can board themselves for thirty
i've cents per week. but they don't Zee
/ like tearing around much.
TINS annual product OF American
| watches, notwithstanding the dull
/ times. exceeds 900, goo, and the capital
/ invested reaches 50, 600, GOO.
.CouoRADo started college a few
weeks ago, and MP to date its inmates
consist of one woman, three Indians
a buffalo calf and professor OF botany.
DECLINING A KISS
Said the master 10 Mary, sweet-hpped lass
As she stood In her place at the head OF her
class.
" You can. my dear- uecilne n AIS no eotlDtt
of can she replied, with a blush and = pout,
And q glance to the masters heart deeply
there shot,
.. But. air, il you please, would much rather
not"
The highest prize in Chinese lottery
is twenty-nine cents, and the man who
draws IL has his name in the papers
and is looked upon as heap OF EEL
low.
as.-fHsrrF Damn
in Paris, is said to have "the diviness
arms and shoulders" +" Added to which
there is n sort OF "vooni peaches-and
cream" quality about her singing.
DIo LEWIS has been heard from again.
He says that Goldfish gravy ia the best
food Tor despondent persons, as it inn
parts cheerfulness. Pass the Goldfish
gravy.
EE1.s are only twenty dollars per bar
rel in Boston, but who'd pay twenty
dollars for barrel of cells when he can
buy big anaconda for twenty-five dol
lars and fifty cents?
RFv. Mn. OSBORNE of Florida. speak
ing at Il recent meeting of the National
Holiness association, urged the people
to seek salvation from tobacco, fFom
croquet, and from Freemasonry.
The Paris Journal says that ex-Queen
Isabella, Of Spain, is about to sell her
diamonds, sstimsted Et 3 value of
twelve millions of francs. They viii
be disposed Of by auction in london.
SosF old letters have been discovered
which 90 TO show that William Penn
used to sell whisky to the Indians and
rob them while they we're drunk. From
what we have seen of Mr.. Penn We
can't believe it.
He eomes mott Yea, he cometh! Wherefore
wait
Al oasemate or at door his step 10 greot3
Thou thiuk'st Perchence TO catch him AZ tho
And STAY the passing Of his rapid feet.
Yet are thou sure tho chambers are al meet,
In order set 70 aervo his royal statef-
The banquet laid. the crown above the seat,
Fresh rushss atrawsl, and al thinEa adoquate9
He comes not7 Yea. he cometh-noedoth not
/ Thy watching and thy waiting. he seeks
thee,
As surely as the mountain stream the sea.
He cometh nor hath e'cr one life forgot
But when he neareth. saying; Here am II
Shall he tind All things tit, or pass thee by
DYING the other day, Georgia man
took his wife's hand and said " Susan,
you've been good wife ! We've lived
together thirty-two years, and never
found button eff my shirt III speak
a good word for you as soon as git
thar 70
RoAsrFun Texas sheet: "We know
some men who can take their pint
day, and some who take their quart,
but TO fnd a man whose standard IS as
high as a gallon is rare. Sherman hae
q man who boasts of chamberiDg that
quantity
TIE changes in styles for gentlemen's
- l. Tfaufn
much longer pantaloons are larger and
straight. without "spring at the foot +;
vests are invariably OF the material Of
the coat black and very dark gray
English goods are used.
Az Indiana editor who prides himself
on his descriptive powers says: Mr..
Weller, of Columbus, was playing with
his pretty little ivOry-handled revolver
when the beauty went of with loud
roar, and Mr.. Weller began executing
frantic pas de seul, with q bullet hole
in his No. 10 boot. BE now has re-
volver for sale.
The papers get a good deal Of edver-
tiBing by keeping this item before their
readers ga family in Florida lost
their little boy, tnd advertised for him.
That very afternoon an alligator orawled
MP out Of the swamp and died on
the front doorstep. In bis stomach
was found a handful of red hair, some
bone buttons. a pair OF boot heels,
glass alley, pair Of check pants, aDo q
paper collar. The advertisement did
TIE Russian correspondent Of the
London Echo gives some information as
to the tea fair at Mini HovgurOds re.
marking that more than 90, 600 chests Of
e.. 4 -,--aerrna aGsarn fNHm
froTn China, and have fetched their
owners from Eve TO ten roubles profit
per chest. On common tess, however
there has been loss. The Russian tea
merchants 20 10 Mini only 20 buy SUI
perior sorts Of tea, as it appears they
get the inferior sorts straight from Lon
don via st. Petersburg and the Baltic
ports.
THERE was at one time In the city Of
London q tGrary society which met
periodically 10 read selections OF prose
or poetry, each member being COM
PEELED, under the penalty OF q fine,
to discover and amend the errozs Of
the reader who preceded him. On
certain occasion ont Of the verses Of
the a. Maid Of Athens had been rem
dered 90 well that, when il came to tho
next members turn to read, he, per-
appears 10 me, gentlemen, that the last
reader pronounced the word die as
the j was not dotted"
PRoF. LT1lAE, Of Yale college, thiaks
that there is no deception in the opera
tions Of Brown, the mind-reader, but
gives no satisfactory explanation Of tbs
phenomena. He simply calls them
SORT Of mental teiegTaphy, and says
that a man physically strong and having
the power Of mental concentration is
the best sort Of person 70 operate with
Brown has performed some Of his feais
while connected with another man
merely by 8 copper wire, and with
good degree Of success, though the re-
suits were not so striking as when there
was direct contact Of Geah with flesh.
VlsFToR (after having asked all the
other convictE regarding misdeeda and
punishment indicted well, Collins
what are you in for C0liins-Befanse
] can't get ont. VI mean Of what
vera ,ror eor,vicfedf ? C.-FrvinQ ice.