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The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
rerGeeas~n OF Qvalssy.

At the Gra.d Paris Exposition, 1867, the
frs, prize medal wa awarded the N~sre.
Duryea, manufacturers Of Duzyea' ''Satin
Cos Starch, I" for the peztectios Of qualify
of their goods. The fret prize nedsi w
aiso awarded them 1t London (Wosid's
Fair). 1862; Cologne. 1865; Hsahurg,
1868; Amsterdam. 1859; Hasre. 1862; Bal.
ti@Ore, 1859; Pennsylvania, Ssate faiR.
1861; Northern Ohio Fair. 1870; later
State Fair. Pitiabark. 1870; 6osah Csrolina
Institute Fair. 1870. DC, De. ID, tAsss6oEA.
sands recommended, without onunsne d
the nakem. = ~ ~ aarsa y IL ssrll
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LEGAL.
Executors Notice.
SEATE OF KANSAS, l.
Coo: ~ OF AEsvkSwo.TH.

STATE OF KANSAS
VuU: ~ OF A.EsvESwocTH.
In the Prcbt' court in and for sad County.
In Tie mater 0f the Estare of sarah By-ne, de-
ceased.
A'cftC Is HEREBY GIVEN that Letters
~ aGni nisiIatiol have been granteJ 10 th,.
uHs.s T>iEavi ihe Estate Of sarah Bvrne deceas-
ell. iat1 Si said county, BIZ the Honorable the Pro-
bate t.ufr q the t"un,y and state aforesaid dalei
itc II h day Of January. A. d. Is.3. Now All
Te ~c's HAVING claims asa'nst the said Estate a-e
aesghy soilii that they must present the same Il,
we - ierS sh.d Tor allowance, within che year
from the dsie.f said lie iers or taey NAV he pre-
'iHded from any bele. Of such estate; aud that il
such claims b. not exhibited within ,h.e,. yea,,
after The date Of sail letters they shall te- ior, yer
irre,i
FRA CTS ?. GRANT, Executor OF
thu = III If aid Sarah ByInr, decea.ei
This / I'll 2n.h. f>si.-spr2I
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liENDERsoN's BuCHu, the great diuretic,
50 unfsiiing remedy Tor all diseases of the
sidaeys and bladder, ALEC for dyspepsia or
indigestion, hs,uiency, or wind in the
stomach. The most distressing cases Of fe-
male weakness and uterine complaints are
permanently cured by Henderson's Buchu.
Il il aneqnsiled by any known remedy for
the cure Of dforey, gravel, and all equity
and rheumsiic affections. IL is specific.
remedy Tor e1peliing all pin and tape
worms. 4, is Precribed by eminent physi-
risss in chronic affections of the liver. For
sale i, AL druggists. See advertisement in
this :ssne.
ocf3u-Ix xtf
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notice.!

AN6fltE Il HERE BY GIVSE that the name
~ OF the CDTpsIatiHn he ct, fore known as s.IHE
LIZ VIZ WORTH PROTESTANT ORPHAn ASYLUM
AND iioHE FOR FEIENDLESs CHILDRES" has
been fhangel 10, and The name by shich II shall
hereafter De tn-wr ''THS hA~S.S pcputS
ASLTCM AHD HoSiE 10 FRIENpLFss Chr psES ="
Mas. lHDI. CARNEY,
hl&ys-W President.
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Essahnished h 50. Louis In 1857.
Cures all Private Diseases In . short time, either
in male or fem Ne; charges Low Ices; usss no mer.
curry.
DR.. BOHANNANs ''Treatise on Special Dis
cases." which fully explains the nature, causes,
symptoms, &C., f''spermatorrhea, ''Or Seminal
Weakness,' Syphilis. Female Complaints. all i'm.
pediments Of Marriage, and valuable information
on other delicate subjects. sent FREE to address.
n plain. sealed envelope. on receipt Of one stamp.
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SEMINAL WxAxNEss CURED,

DIR. BDHANNAN'B "vEGITABLE CURA
TIVE" permanently cures all forms Of 'Spsrnat
oIrheas or Seminal weatness' in from I've {
seven weeks time. II restores Lost Power an
hFings back the youthful vigor Of thoas Who hav
d stToyed IL by sexual excesses or evil Practice
This remedy has been used BY DIR. BOhannan
his private practice Tor over thirty years. and ha
never failed in curing the wort cases. Prics
Five Dollars. rent to any address, (ires from OBJ
servstion).
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From Ohio

To. women- temperance war nos raging
in di;ier-n, parts of A,e country, particularly
in tie wsrt, with such unparalleled success,
recommends for persons who claim whisky a
necessity for medicinal purposes, to use
Green's August FloWer, which contains no
intoxicating spirits. and n a gentle laxative
and a certain cure for dyspepsia, liver com
plant, indigestion, cos'iyeness, sour stom-
sc!, sick headache, coming up OF the food
after eating. and purifes the blood and sys-
TEN. Jnst wha, is needed in the spring OF
he year by everybody. Try it. Sold BY
Robert P.rham. eod&w.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14

DR.. Hunters Specehc and Injection
Mol are warranted to cure The 0OaOr-
rhes, elect, Cordee. Structures. diseases
of the kidneys, bladder and urinary
organs of male and females.
DIR. Hunters Specific No. 2 b . sure
remedy for the Spefmtorrhoea, Seminal
Weakness, Nightly Emissions and Loss
of Power. caused BY self abuse or exces.
sive indulgence. Price Of DR.. Hunters
Specific 81 per bottle; Injection 81.
Sent everywhere by express. DR.. J.
Dinsbeer, sole proprieiy. No. sos North
Saventh street, st. Louis, Mo. Send
two stamps for treatise. Cures guar
snieed or money refunded.
ROBERT PARHAM,
eod&w Agent Tor s.eaven worth
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Castoris, is EI1re than substitute for Cas-
tor OIL II l. the only SSfe arri.le in existence
watch Is SURE 70 regulate the bowels, cure wind
cole znd produce natural slcep. IL i plessant 10
take. CL!dl.g nrei not cry and mothers may
sleep. sprZ-v
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14

Il the mos. convenient and reliable Baking
Powder th.i has ever beer offered to the
public II ailove no waste Of Aonr with
which It j. used-is free from injurious sub.
.tancea. Use no other. Grucsn keep it.
6&g
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
PATENT LEGS & ARMS
Al Reduced Prices.

The patient putting and practical.
Iva ly testing the leg before purchx ing. u.
s. soldiers furnished without charge.
II Repairing done ut moderate prices.
IL Pamphlets ard price list, cOntairing
u necessary Information, tent tree.
Adirsss LEWIS LOCKWOOD,
5i9 PiGe street,
wi NJ. 0.001a. Ne
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CERTAIN cusK PoR PILES.

DIR. B0HANNAN'S Pile Ointment 10 guaran.
teed a Certain cure for Pies, no matter what form
or how long standing, In from thres to i've days.
Price One Ioliar. eent TO any address (by mail,
fifteen cents extra for postage).
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Means Nhas He says.

Though ''ccn trmalions strong as proof
OF Holy WIit" and az NUMEROUS as the sands
on the sea -hore, We're produced 10 prove
tha; the proprietor OF DIR. Ssges Catarrll
Remedy Is ia earnest and means what he
SAYS, when lac offers $500 reward for any
case Of Catarrh which he cannot cure, ye;
there would be some skeptics and fogies who
would continue 10 shout ''humbuy" HUN
RrG,w 81. cannot be, because Dr. Home
spun says Catsrrh cannot be cured" Nov,
;:is DR.. Homa-pun is the identical, good
natured old fellow who honestly believes
and persists in declaring that this earth Ii
10, rourd or spherical, but as fat as slap
jack, and docs not turn over, otherwise the
water would all be spilled out Of Deacon
Bzsconb's mill pond. Bat as economical
science has positively demonstrated and
even thai DIR. HOmespen is wrong in sup
posing the earth to he Hat and stationary,
and medical science ia daily proving the
fact that he is 40 less mist iken and behind
The ,ime7 in regard To the durability of Ca
iarrh. la Short, i. has been positively
proven that this world moves, and that
medical science Ia progressive-the opinion
Of DIR. Home.pun to the contrary notwith-
standing. That d.. Sige's Catarrh Remedy
will cure C.si 'srh, Thousands who have nsed
il attest.
hen bay H., aud u, in doubt do not stand,
lou WIZ hud ~ in drug stores al over the land.
From the Caiskili Eecord.r e -. J.. &c..
n GOOD REMkDi.
I'VE invite attention TO the advertisement
OF Ssse's Catarrh Remedy. Our readers will
hea, us witness that We never knowingly
commend humbugs OF any name or nature.
ard a large portion OF patent medicines may
safely be classed AZ impcsitions upon Pnblic
creiLIity. Eut having witnessed the bsne-
ficiai .fiec,s of Ssge's Remedy upon the
members OF our family and Others, in Ca
tarrhsi cases, we unquali6sdIy pronounce 1t
valuable medicine, entitled to public con.
fidence. Ths proprietor gould easily obtain
in ca,skill many certificates of its merits.
Jaw
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Genszur E.iniInent.

The great discovery Of the sga.
= There is 40 pain which the Cen
tzur inimcit will not relieve.
IEL swe ling which IL will not sGtdus,
T. y AMI 70 lanlsness whith ia will not
r~.,AE cure. This Is strong language.
VIZ but " j. tue. Ia is no hup,bug;
49, - the receipt is printed around sas b
-. b title. circular containing
'fptf. certificates Of wonderful cures OF
rheumatism. Neuralgia, loek-jsw, sprains. swell
nfs bgTn,, scsld-, cakef breasts poisonou. bites.
frozen &c Z, govt, sat Ibeum, elr-aehe, de-, AMI
the eript Of ne Lniment will be sent grais to any
one. II b. the most ~ondertul healing and pain
relieving agent the world has ever produced. II
soils a. srIice brfoT. did sell, and /, sells
because " does just wha, it pretenis to do. tine
tOtte Of the ntiur Iinifn for animals e. ellos
wrapper i worth hundred dollars for spawned.
strained CALLED horses and mules, and for screw
vorm in sh ep. No family or -toek-owner sf-
fOId to he without Ceniaur !inin ert. Price, 30
cents; large bottles. - %. J. Il. ROSE Co,
>; Broadway, Se~ York.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
The Fore most Tonic of tho Age.

4 new pa h TO health was provided for the sick,
4 new shield gains; disease was secured TO the
healthy when Hostetier's stomach Bitten be:am
toe sianda d tsn'c OF America. For nearly quar-
Ter 4 century this powerful aud genial antidote
10 dts as. and tee causes which pro luce 1t, has
u en- on IL SAM airy march, building up the feeble
noiping nature 10 Oh; down every vsre'i Of sii-
meat, thing pain, promoting digestion, reguia-
ting the secre,ions increasing the nervous vigor oil
the system cheering the spirits arresting pr, ma
:ure dscIy, an not only pIo!onging life. but adj
ding vel 10 it by tIiag thousands Of invslids 10
a condition to enjsy it. No vo ume ever public he'd
would be large enough TO contain q history OF the
tases vi dyspepsia constipation, blousness, inte7-
mit:eat ieser. neryoas debility, and mental and
ph ys nj pr, cured by this great vegetable
inyisoganr, which not only RESTORES health, but
PKorkcTi it from danger in the most unht aithy
dislr:c;s may7-dxw
Nothing br.aka oi- that Spauldins's Glue
won't mend. d&w
f.oBd = kNsFaeG.
Used alike nv the medical profession and
the people, it holds position held by no
o,her medicine IN this country, or perhaps
the world. maj -d&w.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
Road Notice.

r. ITITE il IL EEi GWEN that Petition
AZ VIII H. FTss E:ei {" th' card OF 1oguty
q commissioner, Of le3vCuworth county, Kansas at
its gglsF meeting in jane next. asking isr a
e ange Of the Fors LsavcHws nth amt MsrysyilIe
lie seal commencing 1T the east bank of Stran-
ger creek a. point the lower crossing, some
thirly or f,Ity rods below EaPp's mill dam, run
ming thence ia IN e;istefiy direction through the
north at quarter ct section stN 90, and the
northwest a eT 81 section five 81 town eight st
AID range tv.nty-one t@!), To small brlJge ON
said real neiT property owned by VIM. Eegty.
MiIwcot. My iih, 1874
TUrS. STEWART,
mayJ-dll-v2w Prize pal petitioner.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
AGUE AND FEVER
Oh OHILLS AND FEVER,

The proprietor Of this celebrated medIcine justly
claims for Il superiority over all remedies Of
sered the public tor the safe, certain speedy and
permanent cure Of Ague aud Fever. or Chiils and
Fever, whether Of long short standing. He
refers To the entire Western and Southern Coup-
try to bear him testimony to the truth Of the ~
sertion, that in no case whatever does IL fail to
II the directions strictly followed and car
nel out. In great many cases single dose has
been sufficient Sor cure, and whole families have
bsen cured BY single bottle, with perfect resto-
ration Of general health. II In, however, prudent,
and In every cAss more certain to cure, II Its U.S.
d continued In smaller doses work or two after
The disease has been checked, more especially in
medicine will not require aid to keep the bowels
In good order. should the patient, however, re-
luire eatharfie medicine, After having lax three
tour doses Of the tonic, single dose Of Bulls
egetabls Family Pills will be sufaeient.
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Victims Of th.s awful disease ere ioaEd In .veiy
DeighbOrhOod, in almOstever house.
For them and for taey friends We have iiiings Of
good cheer and hope-the announcement of 8 most
iml or;ant discovery, firmly bard upon ccinmon
sense and rsssou by which the terrible naadyi.
positively controlled, and its victims are Restored
to health.
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Address DIR. C. A. BOHANNAk, No 6ls North
Filth street, st. Louis, Mo
-. Persons remittinx moDeyby mail for medi.
Clues. siil send BY 'P0stotics Order or 'Esxis-
cred Letter. decI7d&W
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TO THE
NERVOUS { DEB|L|Tl1tD

of EOIh SEAES.
No Charge for Adrice and Consolidation.
Nh. J. b. DYOrr, graduate of Jefferson
Medical College. Philadelphia, author Of
several valuable works, can he consulted on
all diseases Of the Sexual or Urinary Or
CANS, (which he has made an s<p' cisi study
either in male or female, no matter from
what cause originating or Of how long stand
ing. A practice Of 30 years enables him to
treat diseases with success. Cures guarsn-
teed. Charges reasonable. Those al dr.
lance can forward letter describing symptoms
and encloeing stamp to prepay postage.
Send for the Guide TO Healh, Price l0c.
J. B. DYOrr, NJ. D.,
Physician and Surgeon, lOi Duane St. NY.
CRANE & BRIGHAM,
Wholesale Agents,
SAN Francisco, Cal.
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
AFTERNOON SESSION.

ihe Board met pursuant to sdiournmeot.
Roll called.
Present, 6.
Absent, Wilson ID.
On motion Of Mr.. Hook the cl. RI Was instructed
to sssign the nev janitor 70 his duties.
On motion ofMr. Hook the Chairman Of the Jail
Committee vas authorized to have . vault built ct
the new jail.
On motion the petition a the German Catholic
Church vas rejected.
The petitie0 VI Bishop Mega vas referred hack
to tine Committee On Ways and Means.
Mr.. Hook moved that the vote By which sddI-
'ioeal bonds we've required Of the First National
Bank be reeonsidered and thu bond be approved ~
presented. Adopted.
On motion VI Mr.. HaL non the Special Committee
were empowered 70 advertise for Ave days TO re.
cei.e p,Opoe ais fn grading the Court House block,
and 10 let the ZANE 70 the lowest bidjsr the dirt
10 be deposited lth street, north al the bridge.
Mr.. Pickess voted asa;nst the molten.
On motion Of Mr.. Hannon the Committee on
Jails sers Instructed 70 give hse days notice for
he selling ef the old JAIL and let the same to the
losest bidder.
The petition OF Mr.. eckper 10 correct erroneous
assessment va presented and granted.
On motion the Board adjourned TO the next rp,,u-
lar meeting In June. II 10 o eleek q -, ASA.
o. DIEpsHD0kS,
County Cier,.
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The Msrke; is flooded with Cneap. Inferior Ba-
king and Y.ast Powders 81 Eight shot We ght.
DOtLEY'S YEAST POWDh. is Warranted full
strength and full weight.
cold at wholesa,e ard retail, generally through.
out the United states, by dealers in Groceries and
Family unnlies
The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1874-05-14
PHIZE s.EST.

- Prizes Real E.;a;e, SI59.I25
| Cash Prize, 10000
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S'ouSl = ENsFala.

Noihing br.akaoie that Spaulding's Glue
won, mend. d&w
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1874-05-23
The Suet Butter Accumulation.

At a special meeting of the Butter
and Cheese Exchange of New York, the
subcommittee appointed to investigate
the manufacture of artificial butter and
the adulteration, presented report in
which the results of their examination
are fully stated. These are embodied
in the following preamble and resolu-
tions, which were adopted
Whereas, The attention of the mer-
chants of the Butter and Cheese Elk
change of New York has been urgently
called to the manufacture of and the
traffic in artificial butter, and upon in
vestigation by acommittee appointed by
the Exchange for that purpose, it ap-
pears that during the past year there
has been manufactured and sold to a
considerable extent an article called
"Oleomangarine," made from suet or
tallow, and sold as substitute and
Whereas, While the manufacture and
sale of this commodity as a substitute
for butter is a matter not within the
province of this Exchange, 30 long as ii
is sold under its proper name, yet in
view of the great danger to the trade Of
any successful attempt to force this OF
any similar compound, or any other sub.
stance foreign to butter, upon consum
ers by .admixture with the pure article
it is of the first importance that every
effort be made by the trade individual.
ly and as body to insure the entire
freedom from adulterants of the new
crop, upon the purity of which depends
the future of American butter as an ar
ticle of export, and indeed, the suprem
acy of the dairy in our agriculture b.
it, therefore,
ResolUed, That the Butter and Chees,
Exchange of New York, while it would
encourage all experiments, inventions
or applications of science or of skill fo
the production of pure article of thi
important staple of commerce, hereb,
|, emphatically condemns any process O
adulteration or mixture, and the fraudu
| lent attempt to sell such product TO
Z pure butter.
Resolved, That the dairymen ant
merchants, and all others interested il
this trade throughout the Unite,
States and Canada, be and hereby ar
requested to report to the Secretary o
the Butter and Cheese Exchange of Ney
, York all instances of this practice tina
may come within their knowledge, TO
exposure through the authority of thi
) Exchange.
!, This report of the subcommittee wa
= unanimously adopted.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1874-05-23
The Crawling.

This fish, so well known to English
epicures and sportsmen, stands at the
head of the finny tribes of Europe as
the fish par excellence, as the brook
trout has hitherto done in this coun-
try. It is only found in a few localities
in England, and does not occur in
either Irish or Scotch rivers, but is
found more plentiful in some parts Of
the Continent. Sir John Franklin, in
his overland expedition, 1919, discover
ed two species of grayling near Great
Slave Lake, one of which was named
by DR.. John Richardson, "Back's
grayling," and described as Corego-
mus s;gnirer, and the other, the "little
winter grayling," as Tymdllus Aneri-
cdnus. About six years ago attention
was attracted to some new members of
the salmon family found in Northern
Michigan, in the tributaries of the Mus
keegan River, and more particularly in
the Hersey branch, and called by the
natives Hersey trout" Specimens of
this' fish were sent to Prof. Cope, Of
Philadelphia, about four years ago by
Mr.. d. 81. Fitzhugh, of Bay City.
Prof. Cope described them under the
name of IhymalIuS tricoIor. Some
two years after this Prof. Agassiz
named them IhymaLIuS Americans,
but the Michigan fish is found to be al
most identical with the C. signifer of
Richardson, and to differ materially
from his z. Anlericdnus. From Prof.
Baird we learn that grayling has been
found in the headwaters of the Yellow
stone. but its special characteristics
have not yet been described, and conse-
quently its name has not yet been de-
termined. AS this fish is said in Eu-
rope to be much easier to raise than the
trout, it is evident that it is destined to
become great favorite with fish Gull
turists, both amateur and professional,
and it is singular that it has not sooner
attracted their attention. Mr.. Fred
Mather is now in Michigan, after
them for his ponds at Honeoye Falls, N.
Y, and will stay and watch the habits
of the fish through their spawning sea-
son, and perhaps bring some of their
eggs with him. 90
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1874-05-23
King Coal,

In spite of all the efforts made to de-
throne him, Coal still remains king,
and none of the pretenders who have
risen against him have ever had even a
temporary success. According to Mr..
Moule, the scientific objections hither-
to urged against the possibility of using
chalk for heating purposes-namely,
that the extraction of the carbonic oxide
which it contains in the form of car
bonic acid cannot be effected without
the employment of heat greater than
that generated-is groundless. The ex-
traction of the carbonic acid from the
chalk and its immediate application to
kitchen and other fires, to furnaces of
every description, whether of locomo-
tive or stationary engines or steam YES
sells, can be, Mr.. Moule asserts, shown
to be perfectly feasible. When thus
applied to anthracite, it produces a
strong flame and heat, and at so low a
rate of combustion that a good fire was
maintained for 20 hours in the furnace
which heats Mr.. Moule's church with !
cwt. of anthracite and an equal guam
tity of chalk mixed with it during that
time. During the last "a hours, more
over, the fire was untouched. Through
the aid of this remarkable property Of
chalk the Ignite known as shale may be
used for the production of illuminating
gas to an extent which will appear in
credible. Even the coarsest clay O.
this singular formation is full of gas
and Mr.. Moule's experiments satisf,
him that one ton of this substance, will
which Dorset and Norfolk abound, will
a due proportion of chalk, will yield a
large an amount of gas as tons of or
binary coal. From these experiment
Mr.. Moule argues that London nigh
be warmed and lighted at 30 per cent
cheaper rate the smoke, dust am
ashes nuisance abolished every good
sized country house and every villag
might be lighted with gas, and til
kitchen fire, with some slight alteratio
in the CRATE, supply the house wit
light. Finally, Ignite and anthracit
| beds would become valuable property
and chalk would be exported as coal
now
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1874-05-23
In the Office WAY.

An Evansville man has proved him
self satirist, though probably at the
time he uttered the words which have
since made him famous, he was uncon-
scious of the stinging sarcasm contain
ed in the few syllables referring to a
prominent feature of American life. He
had fallen into ditch on the outskirts
of the town in such manner that he
was unable to extricate himself. A kind
hearted pedestrian helped him to his
feet, and after the thing had been ac-
cOmplished, our hero said "All right
-hic-l'll vote for YOU" The stranger
looked at him doubtfully, and wished
to know what for. "Wha' office ye
runnin' for ?" "I3 None at ALL" was
the answer. "Not candidate?" "No /;
who ?" Why-hic-why2 Cause I
don't know as any man'd-hic-help
mother as you did 'thout bein' a candi-
date I