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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-04-17
HORSES, CARRIAGES, sc.


-, HORSES, HORSES, CARRIAGES. sc:
A ASs1I0s EIs D4E kEasSry tx Auorrosnnns
Ho,sss sgseessG.s ss t e sqhpstSn Van TssssI
FOURTH AVENUE 'A-' YEA"
hxhAE sAFEs ar S2RsEf ssD Ha4
rwentyfour to icry eight hours given purchasers to
CATALOGUE OF 81 SaIs Sa5ssPsss 6S9s rsrDAYs SALE
PRIVATE As 4 GSFoSk TEAM HORSE
Tss Vie have W prlvsts al lsss sold
nScsi i'll IN sFssSs SMsnD sa Sfs 4 j.
team sokRseL MARES. lsx HANDS HIGH, AND
'ffs sSm class esr
risge team and warranted sound
PS
s E E@sr s M c"S Ss sa o pna
ssd s IN sae n free
TSf Tes p Rdnb aaTDess wa;aS. and
TEAM BLACK MARES, l54 HANDS HIGH AND
& ssa s s snS m I'll nysi Ss
aG bS sGd CART TOP ON FRONT
hIRs%sff S SSsH Hoesn m ls HANDS HIGH
Ss5y 's%y
s3%aHs ToP pHAEros OR
sSS HossF S.su ,s YEARS OLD
stylish stsppe1 extra @ ns o horse Sss'; cs ssnf ns
G3se POM SHA SaE
a" rs as eass pony S ehdrsn
Il H% 81 Sz25s
ms nrst class carriass horse can BE- driven Sy any
0GS S3f fns foSy SHFrfPfsd fnxhTSR. iSgsa
and sxsesSt len horse oS senssa Ussn as
RsSS SSSTS sSRSg s sssas H,oa
years old k'na sna srne a arnsss nee yisc;
M assps sssg fx Sa'Sfsd ysAss OLD
eller tree and stylish driver; first class roadster and
SEVERAL tsa s0tTi oTaER HORSES; DEs ,n1pT1oS TIME
6oS CART IN GOOD ORDER. BUILT BY DREws-
Wss$s Wwss$s ss|s sss sy sy Peter s9s@::i psss:
Express and BUSINESS Wagons.
A UcTIoN HOUSE OF ARCH. JOHNSTON
Nassau asR ssres ss1sSa1sa Tie pa.'
THE sys5.GS HaEsE is
ls SEAE TG K dSIyaNsiyT TH1hTENyTH piaGE STREET,
9E ESbss Akb SP pR a u.s. 9EH aD
DIALOGUE 1n.~ os q Es5s S4Es Es'DAss SALE
ss :Si hs:::! ~ sss
EEEdSNT ~Ets ias'1S FULL CLARENCE, BY WOOD BROTH.
TOP ROAD WAGON, By BREWSTER, OF
TEns s5se' 6s be4 RSs oRsH apd hs FULL NAMES
tails PA hands, years old kind and true in all har.
drivers excellent team for private fsmily use and
z TOR Road WAGON. By GOODWIN, POLE AND
sycars; kind ana IN ali harness and free from
sss ns sd os S Ss
Full Eie ana oaAKENGs MsEssnsd BY s9qad mdrr CO.
Z PARK PHAErON, BY BREWSTER, OF BROOME
< OPEN ROAD WAGON, BREWSTER. OF BRooME
f2An aHns9HsfAE an ssn aaa
81
: FAMILY II, TUREoyr-sAY ; MARE, lsN HANDS, 7
free fren vice; not AFRAID OF ioconotvc; u can bo
driven by any ono; Is excellent all day traveller
9 TOP ROAD %xaoN. BY rooxER. IN EXCEL
& 'TuRNoUr SEAT DOG CART. By WOOD
PONY TURNOUT, BAY PONY, IA HANDS 8
kind s ana ue o in al harness BE-
GSr E1sx WHa5S NAsFz 81 vSE
: new. ~ DoSA"
OPEN ROAD ; WAG0N; BY MINER 4 sTEYENs
years. kind ana true in all harness and free from
vice. can trot better than minutes; very pleasant
and spirited driver Is in every respect first class
horse Tor gentcman's road use, and sold only for
TWENTY GOOD WORK AND BUSINESS HORSES
Description time Of sale.
DEPOT WAGONS, ROAD WAGONS, ROCK
avays, top and no top.
Twenty sets Of Harness, Blankets &e.
4 LIGHT ROCKAWAY FOR FOUR PARSONS, SUIT.
~ ahIc fnr ono mr. two horses in GOOD order neg rv
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AT AUCTION THIS DAY by
II VAN TASSELL d kEARNEy AUCTIONEERS
successors to Johnston & Van Tassell.
- HORSE AND CARRIAGE AUCTION MART,
lilo, liz AND li4 EAST THIRTEENTH STREET. NEAR
FOURTH AVENUE. -
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JlEpOT WAGONS. PONY PHAETONS. FAMILY CAR
~ riages ana Light Wagons every style, and scc-
ond hnnd Popular prices; several slightly soiled Car
MANUfACTuBFRp rNION Gse Rroadwav
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

A -s5OOOOO-HAvANA EXTRAORDINARY, FOR
"A. April %. Circulars sent free by JOSEPH BATES,
4,
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HORSES, CARRIAGES, &C.

A THE MOST IMPORTANT SALE or THE SEA
AT PUBLIC AUCTION, THIS DAY (FRIDAY). APRIL
II, At STABLE No. q GREAT JONES STREET.,
TRY RESIDENCE OF MIR. THORNE FOR CONVEN-
IENCE OF SALE.
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
-PEOPLE's LINE FOR ALBANY-THE SPLRE
"A. did steamers DREW ana ST. JOHN leave pier q
foot of Canal street. daily Sundays excepted At r. II
(yATsKILL CREEK LINE FOR CATsKILL.-THE Ri.
" cgant steamer NEW CHAMPION, Monday Wednet
day and FRIDAY; ANDREW HARDEN Tuesday. Thurs
day and saturday from pier 35 foot OF Franklin street
CITIzENs' LINE FOR TROY AND ALL POINTS
" North and West st-Elcs CANT STEAMBOATS, daiiy (saior
days xcepted at r. NJ from pcr 70 North River. foo
OF Leroy street. Fare 81 31
NALL RIVER LINE TO BOSTON,
via Newport and Fall River. ~ cor
The magnificent steamers NEWPORT anu OLD Nvls
ONY leave pier q North River foot or Murray strcsS
daily (Sundiys excepted), at 7. M. Through ucke3
sold at all principal hotels in the CITY,
MALI, RIVER LINE FOR BOSTON
II Special Nosico.-On and after Mono Apr1 ~, Is
world renowned Steamcr rs RIST0I and PHoV lDENCs
viii resume their place in the line, leaving pier 20 No
River at 5 r NJ
nrrpcHANTs' OPPOSITION LINE FOR ALBANH
nj and Troy.-JAM rs b. SCHUfLEE leaves Sprinp
strcet ncr MONDAYS Wednesdays and Fridays, r. =
Sre opiv al deck 70 cents Connecting with railroads
Returnins' leave "''" J. w. HANCOx. Owncf.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-03-28

A professor of Cornell University
recently published a number Of. hint. as.
to "Wha. to do in case Of stcil ent. =
One of these was as follows, fynu
choke, get down on all fours AMI cough"
One Of our neishbors rs-Woo iwsrd-
read this, anl detern,inei to rem In Der
It, Day before yesterday heswls e,ting
his dinner alone, aud he ohokcd upon a
piece of beef Instantly he 20. down
on all fours and began to cough. Just
then, Mrs. Woodward came. in, and the
impression made upon her By Wood
wards extraordinary attitude anl his
barking was that he had suddenly beeu
attacked with hydrophobia, 50 sho
first seized the pitcher of water, aud
took it from the room. Then she ,s.ut
one of the girls up stairs for tbs mat
tress, which wa. thrown over Wood.
ward, while Mrs. Wood ward aud tn 9
family sat on it and held him IVA.
The madder he got the more alarmed
vas Mrs. Woodward and tho moro he
swore and foau,ed at his mouth the
more she insisted on the hired girl Civ
ing an extra turn Of the clothes line
around his leg and tying him to the
stove. When the doctor came, he
pulled Woodward s arm from under the
mattress aud blcd him, and put fly.
blstcrs on his feet, and promised to
come round in the svenins and shave
his scalp SO Us to rolieve his brain.
When the doctor called that night,
Woodward had prize f. sht with him in
the parlor, and after sending the meii.
Cal man up to the bath room to wash
the blood from his nose and cool ,is eye
Woodward went out to hunt forthe
Cornell professor. There will be pain
aud anguish in that institution of learn
ing when Woodward arrives. do means
war to the knife. a M
Afds Adelcr. g
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linking how should Iamanage to return

thinking how should manage to return
the borrowed toggery sss4s,
- And it was my house, after all sys
+. Resolved on an, explanation, rungi
the bell boldly. I heard the tip, tippety.
tip Of a pair of we'll known feet, aud was
at once in the arms of Mrs. Spivns.
'Why, don't you remember, Sammy's,'
she said, in replying to my sinterroga
ton; Il told you brother Charles was
coming from. the country with his new
wife to pass$a, few days withSus. / have
given up your own bedroom.
Well, havn'ti ! been there and stolen
Charles clothes while he was after
burglars? +? The note to Charlie was
sufficiently explained.
| will never be jealous again.
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and pulls q l EEsas le6g pistol y sfSai.
points it 1t me aud 50 says, y Ait DAT jack
,haul7' es.nl sgsp Sat q 00ssS d''ai .
4 'Igsays, 5ss, ,isa:' ssb. "a asa~ .oosq %
y And Re says, Asnt dat Eve ivSe jack jack and Cd
DONE dat win &c ImInoana money! yY'' ''s a',V ,as'S
Il says, Yes sub, dat is J aok Haul,
and dat is fiss jacks, and fIv,e, jacks Beats
an irwincible han L. - : . t'Rs'4a 9"' h"' :
80 he puts ae money IL his pocket
and ties my bri.ches on hind yob his
saddle, and tells me to scatter I.
did. '' hie9' 90 s''FHS' nN
You see, it served ne ne right, III for p
fought de man was . green green hliisssourrdaanns rdans
when I put up de hand on him; but he
was a Arkansas cha ? and I ENDS dem
mighty sharp,J udge". A'"'s''4'
The above is youched for by the fore 3
man and several 'm,rnbers Of tho Grand
Jury as fact. every word Of it,, Fort
.SmM Herdid..s" Na'' ~S'sD'*' r'7 :
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a gentleman was once riding in
Scotland BIZ n bleaching ground where
poor woman was at work Watering her.
webs Of linen cloth lie asked where
she vent to church, what she had heard
on the preceding day, AMI how much she
remembered. Sh. could not even tell
the text Of the last sermon. ss 4.
"And what goud can tho preaching
do you" said he, "ii you forge. it alll I"
"Ah, sir" replied the poor woman,
elf you will look atthis web on tho
grass, you will sec as fast as ever L put
the water on it the sun drios it all up !,
and yet, sir, | sec it gets winter and
whiter."
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@ NOT TO DE aSoIp.- Bishop George
would never vVer: have his portraittakens :Ifli
slsvere to- said he, i,Iawould be engraved
and hy. hung ppg iplsome good brothers. parlSr,
and by-and,bya the good brother would i
fail in ! business or die, and his effects !
would be put up for public sale, and
tile vyolublee auectione r,would come across,
smel in pile ofhousohold trumpery, and,
as he held me suspended by. thumb aud /,
forefnger, he would cry, 'Now, gentle. /.
PEN here's your chance! your only
chance! perhaps your last chance to buy
"a bishop!s How much am / bid for .
abisb ,p7 Twelve and half cents for q,
bishop! Only York shilling FOL: a,
Methodist 'bishop! Do I hear any niore?
\ Goinsh going! gone! Only twelve aud
half accnts Adog cheap -for d Motho.'
dis. bishop? S atEt fgsil.'a bes 7
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The Eastern man thought he had:

The Eastern man thought he had:
bettersdfipkIl ,asaI saia1on La5aeM 81
:, Hellagged lastintthe crowd, howosers:
nd Osatisfels shshhis absence would not
be noted, stole out Of the back doeraapd1
hung 42u1 round as2fa behind the kitchen until
The boys should 9ga lh. hsye gone Presently
lie thought u he heard st them in the street..
and looked looked round the cornerof the house ss
to see. There came bright flash, right
in his face, q report, and q handful Of
shot ratified against The fence near him.,
willie with a yen ttho boys went on
do wns the street, discharging their re.
'volvcrs in the air. E"9 tssv5a'A Sc va''h
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The gate of a taste age-investigate.
Evasion from truth is affiliation with
falsehood. v0 ~ segs
The greatest bet that was ever made
the Alphabet. as '3gss 'sa =.
A man 0fhonor respect his word as )
he does his bond.
You can't do that again. said the
PIX to the boy who cat his tail of.
The cheapes. of lawyers. keeping
ones own council.
Two lrishmen .wers in prisou -one
for stealing pin, the other for stealing,
needle
Questionable e-when man marries o 6
poetess, does he take her for better or
for verse2 y st,se < ~ IS.
It is apparent that "a great. many
children get, on tho wrong track because
the switch has been misplaced aia
a Chicago clergyman preached a, ser
mon in billiard saloon last Sunday.
He made uineterp points. ,.,
One thing, sail an old topper, ;was
never seen coming through the rye, and
that'e the kind of whiskey ono getsnow-
days. Ee .z,f.,
1t is said that two Iowa lovers viii,
sit up half the night with only one
chair in the room, but that's easilyex
plainod to any one who has been there.
'Mono.poo.s' is the new name for per
sons who write but one bit of a yerss =
aud then die. This isp't the kind of
poet that aends pieces to the papers. :
When women war 'gaiast rum aud
beer, and close for aye each drinking
place; then shall the salty, silent toar
roll sadly down each lunch fiend's face.
1t is said that belle Of our oity g.ts
but three hours sleep per day during
the fashionable season. An exchange
think it is enough for her intellect.
man was boasting that he had been
married for twenty years and had nevore
given his wife cross word. Those who
know him say ae didn't dare to-, EVA
The latest zoologioal curiosity is 70
ported from Richmond, Wa dog with
two tails! One Of them, however, was
an OK tail, and the dog carried it il his
mouth, Ns
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20 .,s t,.,NllU3.MlZL,1BER ~ ii MZL,1B s.
o. aa@Ratheis Poinfad!1

sFE - .
Rss;ss, ths veil 1sil tso; tsaoo;nas, sGa ssrs,. ],
preacher. was accostsd BY "a would be !.
wa g,sths q. ashsf =, day, With The following !
Dalysa bsl;sszs lsss t;hasssA what The sBibisas Bibissa, .,y, 4
about The 'prodigal SON on ana the. fatted
calf2' 's'A
Certainly r al. sulosao dt,oT saa {
: We'll, l,1af, sas You u'tell.lnnlsef me- vhssihoar +
she calf 'tl,at7 was killed Va Vas 81 mals OF @
fem ala7 7spa sd tsevTsi4s bee .ssshss la}a
Yes, it was female =
81 How do you know that?'aW aat. sii
Why because, said Reese looking
the chaplin the face I see the amale is
stillaali SO. aaiy 1a'ugiSab9' z fsg "a d
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one Of Beau iHick kamlalna's Tricks. =

8 aLtdNFS ss~fsS ~
- Bean once made, q raid on thss sBalti-z
more ygrestapranss.yg z Hsr determined steg
dine we'll that day, Il kaSvay W. tho areas reason 50
Why Hs Ealksd sasps Int g! Gsys eale9a 8 apa ed
as ked for the proprietor.
si Sir said he, Il want tho b,st dinner
you can gii!yeeei 9 4A.aqpa msamnaGa
s' All right sir,. said sMr. Guy; tsHalk,
in here showing him into o neat little
private rooIf.a asds ge 'se9aEE Esa9a
The Beau ate and,gdranksof sthss best,
and Just after he had finished his CUP
Of cafe moi, and, had lit bis fcsbamnaa.,s ina. a
servant entered withSss folded paper on
silver waiter, which ho gravoly handed
to the Beau.
RI What i, hi. l'ia inquired Il d tboA ABB Beau. lEa
50 'De pill, sab, said the waiter. !,
Bill; I don't want any bill AK the
proprietorto to come here. .'3's5'av q @'saI
g The proprietor appeared bowling aud
smiling, hea hoped there was nothing
'wrong, and that his guest, had liked bis
dinner.
$50 i liked the dinner well enough, and
thc wine, said Beau Hickman, but
want nttotknow what this niieeano.' . saas
That's the bill, sir said shs'propris
tor. bsii . bsh ~ ed e7ists, sA,ea
Is We'll, ] never pay. and bills. I am
Beau Hick man man. ! don't pay anybody :,
Besides you have no right to charge u me
for this dinner r asked you for the
best dinner you could give mo-
We'll, Beau, you have iruns III onlfne
aud got the betteraofs ), me, fairly. NOV.
III not only forgive you for this trick
but III give you s25 if you will play
this trick on tho St. Clair, on the other
eide of the way. '''a'9
The next day the Beau Jared suaianp
|sta9psly az 2sbs st: CHR, and tho scene
was I'd eaactod ,Fhhs Isl q Val presented
and the proprietor wound up with,
Beau I'll give you s5Oi yoa,vill play
:his off, on Guy siN aS5 .se4as ns,
Ss My dear sir, said the Beau, twhy.
didn't call here FIRST? Guysshas paid
inc $50 tn play 1T on yon.'s ss
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An Inyincible Hand.
HOW FIVE JACKS BEAT FOUR ACES.


~ 4alSs rt - * b
During the sessiun of the United
States district Grand Jury, witness
Was called before them named Scipio
Choteau, half-brcod Gre elk Indian AMI
negro. bright, sharp aud intelligent. He
wa the last witness to DO called before
adjournmcnt that day, After examiua
tion, some one Of the G rand Jury who
knew him asked hinf il 10 was the man
who had four aces beaten
He answered, Yes, sab; Use dc man.
tWil you have no objection in telling
it2
Use afearcd it will get me into trou
Bile: but if de Judge is willin, appealing
to the foreman, Il will tell it, ts'f
'1'he Judge consented, then Seipio
said:
You see live on the cattle trail from
Texas through tho Greek county to Kan
sas, and | was out OH. dc road Que day,
sand meets q eeutlcinan ahead d big drove
o: cattle. 7v S1fi4' .S2' y aa''
e'l Hes 4'Old man do you live in
this country!'
j says, Yes. sab, ,.a..,,i...
He says, Its a mighty poor country
How do yru make 4 living
says, Sab. putty g"nd country; We
has plcaty ,ne.,t AN bead, and [ makes
n goud livin a
lie say, OLD man, DO you ever play
kcr'ls" Ws.
4 says, Yes, sah l docs sometimes
lie says, would you have any Iobjcc
tivn to play little draw
i says, No sah.'
So we gets off our horses. along sid
de road and sat down, aud I pulls out
the kerds. Well, in short time beat
de gentleman out of sixty two dollars
and half, and fought had him; SO
puts up hand on him-for I is, do
say it myself, a mighty smart hand Mt
kerds-and | knowed he would have
tree jacks and | would hab tree noes,
aud in the draw know'd he would git
the other jack and would git de oder
ace. So he raises bit, and | raises OH
back, till at last put up all the money
had winned from de gemmer aud all
de change | had, and I kuov'd l had
him. Well, in de draw dc gent got de
oder jack and got de other ace. De
gent wanted to bet. but claimed sight
for dc money, aud told him had an in
wincible hxnd dat couldn't be beat.
'He says, ole man, dem is right good
britchcs you is got on; how much did
day cost?'
Il says, Yes, sab; dey cost ME ten dol
lars.
He says, Il puts up ten dollars agin
dem
4 says, Berry well, sab; but I tells
you got an inwincible h md
lie puts up dc money, and 1 holds
up my legs and he pulls Of dc briLchcs
and lays dem down.
Now, sir says, Il told you I had
an inwincible hand. ESQ got four
aces
de gent says, ole man, did you ever
hear of FIVE jacks boatiu fo aco,?'a
Il says, Is heard it sab, but rs never
seed it; and if you convince me OBJ it, de
moneys yourn'
Berry well, he says, laying down one
kerd; .ain't dat de jack OBJ oubs?'
Yes sah,' l says, dat am de jack Of
clubs
He lays down anoder kerd; 'ain't dat
do jack ob spados?'
yes, sab, dat is de jack Of spades
HE lay down an der; Ain dat de
jack OBJ diamonds?'
Yes, sab, dot is de jack Of diamonds :.
He put down nnoder aud says, Amt
dat dc jack Of hearts?'
Il says, Yes sab, dat am dc jack of
hearts
'Dens he runs bis hand iu his bosom
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When lovely woman stoops toioffise
holding, she may be suspected fthesame
as as any other public servant Miss Belle
Murray, who has baen acting as deputy 4
clerk of tho Circuit. Court of Mclean
County, ILL.,. is charged with embszzls
,ment, and her trial is in progress at
Bloomington. - sst4zs Isl.
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TIE WESTERN MODE OF GETTING MAR
60 RIED, AND HOW lie FOOLED THE LADY

. AtBig' Creek, Arkansas, they have
peculiar custom which sometimes proves
embarrassing. Az there il 'no,preacher
within thirty2niles, the way for marry
ing is by kissing across table. Recent
ly a New York drummer was out here.
He put up atprivatcihouse, and became
quit intimate One evening he was
,fooling around one of the girls, general 2
ly trying the extent of her sweet telapert
/ when she, gave his fwhiskers.a pull and
ran, lie followed. She got, the table /.
between, them; When out Of brc ath he !,
stopped on the other, side; making a.
wild plunge, caught her in his. arm
and gave hearty kiss, She ,hsn sat
down on tho aofa, and they talked pleas
antly for a couple Of houurs-he think
sing it aIar that she should sitap 5 sos
At last she said, Don't you think It's It's
about time went to bedp f~FA
Isgucss you are right he remarked:
let's 90 s.is7aa1' e 5si 20
She lit Il candle, aud he was about to
do the same, when sha sail, Il re :knn
ones emo iyh. One candle will light
two folk, to bed a
'Cndoubte Idly it woull when those
two p:oplc occupied the same room
Bur y"ur candle will 1t illuminate nv.
chanh.r.' 1 c h
Amt we Eoin- to occupy the same
room: Amt we married.
Amt We what 2 shouted tho gentle
man.
Married! Didn'tyou kiss me across
the table ? That married u.s.
a cold sweat spread over ths drum
mer. He knew that if he said he wasn't
married to her she would make an out
cry, and then her loving aud much to
bacco consuming father would arise in
his wrath and carve him into outlets,
and her brothers would down their shot
guns and empty the contents into him
him. He must be strategic. lie must
put her off. So he said.
Fairest of your sex, permit me to ro
mark that did not know that kissing
across the table constituted marriage
ceremony; but am content. | have
never seen one who so completely fillel
my ideal of a beautiful, sweet, loving,
and modest woman. However, 1 would
never think of holding you to this mar
riage until had asked the permission
OF your father to pay my addresses to
you. To morrow, at dinner when the
entire family are present, will propose
your fair hand
This satisfied the lady, and bestowing
npon hsm a fervent kiss, sh, went to her
room and he to his. HepacScd his car
pc -bag, to'k off his boots, and made
tracks for the nearest railroad station;
lie didn't feel entirely safe until he
reached St. Louis; lie hasn informed
his wife of this little adventure. He's
afraid she might write out to Arkansas
for the facts in the case, and then he
might sc. arrested for bigamy: Women
sometimes wont listen to roason, you
know;
L. .
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-03-28

"some. years ago." said Old II ank,
81 took bed bug. to an iron foundry
and dropped it intho ladle where the
melted iron was, aud had run into the
skillet. Well, my old woman nsed that
skillet pretty steady for tie last six
years, and here the other day she broke
it all to smash, and what do you think,
geutlement, that ere insect just walked
out of his hole where he'd been lying
like a frog in a rock, and mado tracks
for his roost up stairs! But by George,
gentlemen, heIooked mighty pals!' @'''i'
~ What is the difference between a far
mer and aabottle of'whiskeyY One hus
bands tho corn aud the other corns the
husbands. . III. ga
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-03-28

EVA New Hampshire clergy man, spend
ing the shnmerSfor thssake ofIhis health
on Star lsland.l volunteered To preach
in an uuoccupied ehnrah dnriug hiis
.stay Church 9aa SleoFd dinaly;
opencas many WatS afed 70 fB:sl sirs''
re. rel'lTi53Ef .5aS the season.
;BB But he did not learn how highly .hisi
efforts were appreciated Until his depar
tpro, when his imagnanimous listeners
sent him a bill fos the uss efthe church.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-03-28
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The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-03-28
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THE TROUBLE THATA DRUMER FELL
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sou1ta ot Chlesxs. Add1ess Post-0taes Eaz Lei.