The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-02-05
GRAVE AND GAY.

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We waited for Waite, and we've got him;
The last Of the trio
(He came from Ohio y
And he's got the ermIne. dod-rot him
Anger allwuss hurts us more than it
duz the thing we git mad at.
The legislsture o western Virginia
is said to have passed law at its last
session to prevent the owners Of hogs
from running at large
GRANDMA, why don't you keep SER
want any longer p '' Wei, you see,
child, I'm getting old now, and can't
take care of one, as I used to, you
know"
AN unusual number Of people are
carrying their hands in & cir pockets,
tcere being nothing IN their pockets TO
interfere with the indulgence Dan
bury NetcS.
A WORTHY Kentucky farmer, being
asked if daughter rec n ly married
y as till living with him, re nlied; NO,
sir when one of my girls swerms, she
must hunt her own hive.
If all men we're to bring their mis-
| fortunes together in one place, most
would be glad to take his own homo
again, rather than take portion out of
the common stock.-So1oR.
IHE Dubuque people, after a good
deal of wrangling, have decided that
society has no reason 70 look down upon
a woman because she wears muskrat
furs.
"MYNHEER, do you know for what
we call our boy Hans ?" "Do not, re-
ally" ''Well, tell you. Der reason
dat we call our boy Hans, dat ish his
name"
IT is stated that the Mormons are
about 20 re-establish themselves at
Nauyoo, the place from which they
were forcibly elected by the citizens OF
Illinois, about twenty years ago.
THE Pail Mall Gazette has invented
patent baby-washer, whore you slide
the begrimed and niolasses-coated in
FAINT IN at one orifee and take il out
cleaned, fed and spanked at the other.
THERE are minds SO impatient Of in
feriority that their gratitude is a spe-
cies of revenge; and they return bene-
fits, not because reoompense is pleas
ure, but because obligation is pain
johnson.
The Church Union styles hot and
hotter" the fact that the First Presby-
terian church, of Baltimore, has had
for its pastor, in the order named, the
Rev. Messrs. FGrniss, Bellows, Sparks,
Blazup and Burnop.
HoNDuRAs and San Salvador, the two
baby republics of Central America, are
at war with each other. A force of San
Salvador troops captured the port of
Amapala, lately, losing forty men in
the struggle. The war seems TO be an
unprovoked aggression On the part OF
San Salvador.
DISCUSSIONS as 10 the advantages Of
narrow-guage railroads develop the fact
that ten of the narrow guaPe cars carry
as much freight as eight broad-guage
cars, while one narrow gGage car load
ed with i've half tons of freight,
weighs no more than a broad-guage car
empty. In the cost Of construction also
there is great saving in the narrow
guage.
PRoF. PRoCroR says that II En infant
were born having an arm of the length
of 81 ,O00, 600 miles, so as to reach the
sun, and If IN the cradle he were to
stretch out his arm and touch the sun,
that infant saiqbt grew - the threa-
score years and ten allotted 20 man, eut
be never would be conscious Of the
fact that the tip of his finger WIS
burned he would have to live one hun-
dred and thirty-hve years before that
would be experienced. Some infant
ought TO just try this to see whether
the professor is right.