Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-07-24
MIS- MISfbnl ~ } 900 idiots.

ToNDoN is five times as large as Paris.
EARLY marriage brings toll and haru-
ships.
IT costs one dollar per bushel to raise
wheat.
MILTON, in youth, was inclined to HI
larity in his cups.
EVERY wealthy chess-player should give
a check to the poor fund.
A HUNDRED years of fretting will not
pay half-penny of debt.
THE President of the Swiss Republic
gets salary of $4,000.
THE commerce of the Ohio River 1oots
I'D 800, 100000 annually.
KENTUCKY has lost over $5Oo,oOo by
defaulting Sheritfs.
IT is nothing for Georgia woman 10
kill fifty snakes per week.
THE opium crop in Persia has failed,
owing to excessive falls OF snow.
Last wear Noble County, Ohio, pro-
duced 5,S56,757 pounds of tobacco.
IT is prophesied that chemistry VIII eN-
tract beef-steak from cast-of boots.
RESIDENTS along the Mohawk Flats
have engaged in the cultivation OF sweet
potatoes.
THE happy rich, the happy poor, both
quite possible. But - the happy mean
oh, no-impossible.
DURING the last twelve years England
has expended sum equal to 49,, $685. $50
upon coast Notifications.
GREAT and noble examples and great
and noble books survive for centuries
after their authors are dead.
THE cornerstone of the Confederate
monument was laid by the Masonic fra
ternity, in Savannah, recently
| A SUSPICIOUS wife, on being asked
where her husband was, replied that she
was very much afraid he was Missing.
A New ORLEANS young woman re-
Gently swallowed eight fve-cent pieces
which she had stolen rather than give
them up.
TT is all the rage nowadays for women
to be ruffled, vet they are not allowed to
get their collar up. Thus tyrannical and
capricious is fashion.
"GAUzE and effect" are suggested to
Western editor as the toilets of young
lady graduates at feminine commence
ments.
If a man has any religion worth hav-
ing he will do his duty and make no fuss
about it. 1t is the empty kettle that rat
ties.
A MEMPHIS man has sworn terrible
oath to kill an average OF one doctor per
, week for the next year. Turn about Is
fair play
AN eminent physician says that in his
opinion there is no such thing as cholera
infantum. 1t is all the effect OF oaDy
imagination.
A New YORK company will insure
: poodle dogs, but won't take cents FISK
on babies. They know which receives
> the most care.
A STOUT old woman in Detroit got mad
. recently because photographer Woulun
! let her fan herself while she had her PIC
ture taken.
s BosroN had to take the seats out OF 1T
= public parks to get rid OF It's loalers
Some folks would have taken the loafer
" and left the seats.
/ ALLEN. the bank swindler, who !
) wanted in Detroit, Chicago, LoulsVlll
. and other Western cities, pleaded quit.
;. recently in Pittsburgh.
= A FLORIDA paper says that water
o melons as large as nail-kegs go oeggin
g in Tampa market at fifteen cents apiece.
Oh, warer-melon-coll fact.
IL "YEs. sir,n said Fourth of July orr
m tor. "Putnam went right into the Wolf
As den. dragged her out, and the indepen'
ct ence of America was secured"
S A YEAR ago young man would be rei
e. rood to his mother on the promise oil
Tx shirt which buttoned behind, but no
\e such promise wouldn't swerve him q
- inch.
e, SAID Young America to his pap
nc "Pa, be you Britisher?" Yes, n
30 son, l was born in England" we
u,I %I we whipped you" retorted the youn
> ster.
IN TIE Virginia youth who wouldn't ent
in college because the faculty wouldnt
nd him bring his three coach dogs aiol
struck strong blow at the root OF de
Dr. potism.
ed A RED-HEADED dry-goods clerk in BC
ton has caught pickerel weighing =,
yer pounds, and is now looking up authorltl
Ter TO ask If Isaak Waltons hair was OF
auburn hue.
ate A CHARITABLE man keeps pair OF uo
ms chained at his front door, so tnat peol
tie who stop to get bite" can De acco
of modated without taking the trouble 10
be into the house.
ing ALApY writer points out the fact
INV worthy of note that "while the men
tss commit suicide are almost always
'nSs 'o9', married, the women are married OF "
10" owed. This leads to the inference =
w., while men cannot live without won
ta"t 90 women find life unbearable with men
lost LITTLE Penelope Marrowfat is ef
chit who is keenly alive to what Is going
il about her. Wiping the molasses II
her mouth at the breakfast table,
ven other morning, she sweetly said
nere should ever die of hydrophopla, pa
had you won't let 'em cut out my hVer'
your"