The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-02-06

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prize Ter drink u, 4sl~~as snA ,+mts-.
aaes restaurants IN lMhagnr ana,
atsl consequence there hssn's been i
cup RI ruNft salA N that sn~n sinvt Nv
Aeud TN The esher hand, .--~-.
The New ye,k sur had IN s,,lel.
w ether ,lss headed. NJ ilstrues's
doubts n The truths n rrlisiun. and
huw NJ estsrtmes them " The mrn Who
could vs., overcome All such ,lnnlis en 4
.alass AMI rtrpui.itr@ " tiu ooo, mus,
M greater douhsrr than vas ~,
THoass himself.
A Wvsicrn editor has put in,n practice
plan which will enable al papers ~
ilsren.e With tho usual fighting mem.
Dor n tho staff Ou. morning he was
waited upon b, the birgtM Kind u q
fcllow armed with a,crriiie cu,lgel, With
several and sundry prosnheraners stick.
Ing out all round, maryclnusl, rtsrm.
bling crlts derringcrs and bovic-. VII,
nalulcd him with,.Whcfc's TINT seonn.
drel tho edtpfg" Dur friend sail !;
"llo IA nos about. but please ,Ake A-eas
and amnso your relf with piper, 10
will DO In In n few minutes, and hur-
ricl down stairs. nj tho foot ~ which,
he met another man still more rr"fane
and fierce, who asked tho same question
IN the same language. 18th. sail ths
rctreasing editor, ''so ~ stairs. sau will
find him reading The paper" Accord.
ingly up ~ went like lish.rrer.urc
stcam.ensino, letting III steam III every
step Onr friend waited d minute. and
such \ erash-as II all Pandemonium Mas
lot loose, Whit the result was, WINS
never knswn. an our friend didn't whit
A humorous old man fell In with M
ignorant aud rather impairment young
minister, who proceeded IL ininrm tho
I'D gentleman IN positive torn. tlh lc
could never reach heaven nnlca. hu wss
horn again, and added. ~ have carcf+
fenced TINT change. and now feel NJ
anxiety
And have you hten horn nvnint'
said his companion. 'nnsingly.
Yes. fSrurt have
"Woll, said the oil gentleman. aye.
Ing him siten.ively. don't think \
would hurt yea u be barn once MR.,
An srigrnnmaiic female says flat
male !. only mule rrel. Wrongly"
Tho NJ, Louis rnairliAs AbsoeArx
has M. oar for music, md ee,nrlains tint
4 church choir II sacrilegiuur when 'hc
limo "We AFRO g"ing home ~ die ~
more" Ii rendered We're soihg leme
II Dinnh Moro, 10 Dinal Moro, ~
Dinah More. =
Chicago laid In % ralts u twins and
. ret u tripIeis during is1o
"IIow DisMAL yon lopk!" said u
buckle. to In compaien, ~ thay were
going 10 thu well. "Ah.' rcplisA tho
ether, ~ WIS rejecting IN the useless.
nem 81 onr being lillsd, for, IL, " ~
away tyer 40 full. w always co,Ds bark
empty" ''pear mn. how strange "
look VI II III that way!" 4ail tho buek.
eE ''now | cnjoy tho thought TINT,
however empty w come, w always n"
away full, unly look NJ !. IN that light.
and you will hs N cheerful ~ ! Nm.
A gentleman travelling In reend
said ~ very impor.uaass begaaf. you
have lost Ill your tus.h.' Tbs bcxsnr
quickly answered. An i.'stine | part.
I'd with nm, when I'd nothing for I'M
to ID. ]"
philadelphia hns m elephant on her
hands. aud she expects The res. ~ ,l'r
country % pay Or sccing Il.
eTha Government Ina Increased ! ~ lntrs
~ news alfea'lerr y, tho apl ointment
of thirty l,ustmistrp.ses III three month";.
This II tho latest why u trying ~
suppress Aewrpapers
"IiootIEa Sweeshcarts - Indian.
spolis sentinel. Mono ~ ynnr b,i.nens.
old imrsrlinencs. / Gin, Times
IosrAE cards arc coming into surb
general nso that lutief.esrriurs mud
lsndlAdisa have all the, can 10 IL keep
w.
George Nudge. n Nevada. has hesn
wiee hung for horse stealing, La. II