Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1874-04-16
GENERAL. items.

GENERAL items.
The old fashioned way of coiln5 the
hair is coming in vogue "ga'.
Wendell Phillips is rcp,rtcl to have
cleared by his lectures over $40 .0cO.
An Indiana p,:>on re. emily delivered q
sermon in rhyme. And YET it MAS pr"sy.
1t il reported, that Brigham Young has
81, ,OOO, 900 slowed away in the Bank "t En-
gland.
"A Chicago lady who wants t, improve
her mini has ordered lone marble ti.-cr OF
Apollo"
-Lucca sang nine times at H." Stadt The
atrc. New York. and received $4,000 in yu,
therefor.
Owing to the ,i=h'ness of The m'n"y
market. Utah hens have concluded 10 lay
eggs for twenty five cents Il d"zrn.
There is II woman in LcMar>. Iowa. wh"
calls the "cerrbro >pna! meningitis the
"scriOus Old final come and set MS.
"A vcntursomc hunter this morning
| brought in the wt of II mountain lion. the
| carcass Of which weighed 200 pounds.
AM0E6 the mortgages recently filed in Chi
cag0 was one from Potter Palmer TO the
Connecticut Mutual Life Insurance Company
for $1,714,0OO.
ARrExus WARD once Observed that he ar
proved Of temperance hotels although he
| thought rs . rule they sold worse liquor than
| the other kind.
--As near as can be learned, Horace
| Greeley loaned $l1.NIO t" dead beats d''iny
| the k.st twenty years ut his tr. E't Il dollar
Of which will, it is s'd he paid.
| Fourteen gentlemen of Quincy have
| signed pledge not to allow their daughters
to take music lessons until they learn how TO
make go%Nl bread. Sensible fathers.
! A KENTUCKY paper ~ lolr-izcs for having
spoken of the ''rtd-headrd, malignant mule
who dispcnses the county money. 10y saving
that it wrote: Bi.-hcartcd. valiant soul.
| -Marylan., girls won't marry at the full OF
the moon, believing tina, they would have ~
| luck through lite; hut II Massachusetts girl
wouldn't lct forty full moons stop her ten
| minutes.
| -said great congregational preacher
| TO . hen: "lOu're beautiful Creature
| The hen, Jhrt for that,
| Laid two eggs in h'H hat
Ind thaa did the iien-re-wa~d ''e"cher.-
E0stVn .Adrertsey.
Two Eoblcmcn lately fought over game
of cards ut Carlton. England, and III the
rOugh-and-tumhle piece OF >t"tuary, valued
at G5, 900, was knocked over and completely
destroyed.
An exchange says that one Of the Duchess
of E,nburghs handkerchie,> l. worth fl,-
! 600, and cost for iis production five years Ut
besides the labor. csight Of the ubforluu-
ate wOrkwOman.
A eOPnOMORE says he cannGt understand
how any one possessing what is generally
known as q conscience can counterfeit :, hve
cent. piece, and put on the back Of it. lin
God We trust.
Whit will not woman do for the man
she loves?
Her hand fr-t to reach and drag
| The bOtt, fr I'm the shelf
| 1T is your q rsc. dear JUhn elie sald,
| And drank il up herself.
SOME one remarks that. lowing to little
difficulties in transportation arrangements,
Brigham Young does not lay up his treasures
in Heaven, hut has orpositcu - 900, ,OUO III
the Bank of England.
ALLuDlNG to the death Of a citizen lately,
the Danbury Ne~S remarks: with The SIM
xle exception of twenty years ago,
when he took Il few lessons on II violin, his
life has been hla,neless.
do you go to Sabbath School, my
lad!" kindly asked y city mi>ionery of a de-
pravet, little stree, urchin Nary" answer
r.l the innocent, child ''bul I've got tishin'
cock that can walk over any bird i'll this town
that wears gaffS.
A MOST unusual case of modest generosity
has come tO light in Boston. a gentleman,
who Obstinately refuses :" have his name
published, has given property valued at
$1OO, 600 to Boston University.
An obituary notice, Of the authorship
which is traced to u m.mbcr OF the ''Chulch
West" dwells with pathetic tenderness upon
the sudden 'rakny off of II new Federal
official ''Talked to death, are the sugyes-
tive words written above his coffin.
THIS is highly colored: "Thc llacs are
budding" says Wisconsin editor. You
lilac Satan," responds one of his readers.
''YOu viokt the TRUTH" politely replied the
editor, and both are given over to blue
devils.
MEssRa KLINK AND SIMoNTON arc running
opposition tickets for School Superintendent
of Vallejo, California, and the Op~m Latter
| says Of their respective chances for election:
| ''ThOse who know klink will vote tor 81
montOu, and those who know SimOntOn will
vote for khnk."
| In the spring young mans fancy turns
to love. To persons about 10 marry, the fol-
lowing stanza upon the Specification 1T the
days of the week may prove Of service:
Monday for wealth,
Tue~day = health,
wednesday the best day Of all
Thursday for cro-ees,
Friday for losses.
Saturday no luck at aN.
SOMEBODY who preiends to know says that
the pro6sa Of farming should consist, In y