Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1874-04-15
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CONSTANTLY on hand-Fingers.
A HOST in himself-A landlord.
ARE mOhairs woven ON ''heir-lOoms q
WHEN Cincinnati street car conduc-
tor quits the road they call him a re-
tired packer. 'aaa Ta .stt.
The growing demand for three-masted
schOOners Is because no man can serve
two masters. ..f . -.-.. .. ......
The Chicago Tribune says that large
quantities of macaroni and vermicili
are made in that city and sold as i'm
ported articles. y r.. ...-. i. ...... .
The annual announcement has again
been made that this year the hotel
keepers at Niagara are positively going
to put an end to swindling and extor-
ton. u. 4.-..s. ...........
FREE seats in churches are strongly
advocated in many New England cities,
and some Of the largest and richest con-
gregations are trying the plan this
year.
The New Orleans Picaqune wants
some of the female crusaders to visit
that city, and try and remove some of
the bars from the mouth of the Missis-
sippi.
A SAMPLE of coffee put up in New
York and labeled "Pure Java" was
found to contain 80 per cent. of some
thing else. You can't always believe
what you read-on packages.
SIXTEEN years ago Tom Kenyon went
to Kansas City with a cent, and the
other day he signed a check, for $16,-
900. He signed with another mans
name, and his supply of freedoms air
has been abbreviated. r-. g..
| Miss PHOEBE. CozzENs filed her first
case in the Circuit Court in ST. Louis
| last week as counsel for Mrs. Charlotte
Smith, the editor of the Inland Month
" Magazine, against l.. .. Reavis, the
lllustrious capital mover. ..s a........
IT is claimed by persons who have
had experience of the climate of south
ern Europe that the winter climate Of
Florida is superior to it In it's benei
cient influences upon invalids, espec-
tally those whose tendencies are to con-
sumtlOn. .s...-s -.-..-- s....-..z~
THE priests who died of yellow fever
in Memphis are to have fine monu-
ment erected to their memory. Five of
them lie side by side in Calvary GENE
terry, and as yet there is nothing to
show when or how these martyrs of hui
mainly died. ...-.
IT appears from the last returns that
the aggregate income Of the Eng
Esh life assurance Offices is more than
Els, 100000, that theirt total accumulated
funds are over 9113, 100000 and that
the assurances in force represent near
ly e352, 100000. ....... ...
A LITTLE boy in Danbury caught his
foot in some worsted with which his
sister was working the sentence Goods
Love" in perforated card board, and
got crack on the ear that will lay him
up for fortnight, if it doesn't iniure
him for life. II r a. ~.
QUILP and his wife had bit of con-
tention the other day. 81 own that
you have more brilliancy than l." said
the woman ''but I have the better
Judgment. eyes," said Quilp,
g Your choice in marriage shows that
Quilp was informed that he was brute.
Is THE millennium approaching? The
following from the Memphis Register,
seems to exhibit a symptom: "Several
lawyers in this city, finding it impossi-
BILE to make an honest livelihood in
their profession, have abandoned what
practice they had, and have gone to
clerking, keeping suburban groceries,
etc." Era a- 81
WHETHER champagne is growing I'M
popular, or has been crowded out by
whiskey, or the people have less money
to waste on such costly drink, does not
yet appear. But there were 10000
dozen less of champagne imported into
the United States in 1873 than in 1872.
The per centage of diminished importa-
ton was about thirteen per cent.
Two girls have been arrested at De-
troit lately who are not above reproach.
They have committed various thefts,
and while ago they climbed upon a
locomotive, started it going, and jumped
off. It ran on until it smashed freight
train and caused quite loss to the
company. The energetic young women
are not yet sweet sixteen.
AN old, haf-cleaned human skeleton,
which was found recently IN the garnet
of Griffin Hall, Williams College, has
been on a rampage. It FIRST descended
through a scuttle into the freshman
recitation room, while the class was as
sembled startling them considerably,
and on Wednesday was found suspend
ed in the chapel of the college.
The stud of the late Baron Roths-
child was sold at auction on March 10Th.
at Newmarket. Nearly all the horses
sold were the progeny of King Tom OF
Lecturer: Thirteen two-year-old's were
first sold, yielding total of TIPS
guineas. Of the seven three-year-olds,
Marsworth, by King Tom was the prize,
Count Lehndorff bought him for 5000
gu1neas to take to Prussia. Marsworth
was favorise for the next Derby, but
owing to Baron Rothschild,s death, all
his engagements are off. After the sale
of the Baron's stnd, Lord Rosebury
bought Mr.. Padwick's Couronne de
Fer, a favorite for the Derby, for $500
guineas.