, 1874-10-03

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MIR. O'HOoLAHAN's MISTAKE
Married Whcr, 1DrlInss una ntopontin,
When Sober.
From The Virginfa {.yfp.y t,itcrprfse,
An amusing scono occurred III Juatico Youne'
Court-roo,n MI evening or two Rnco. 1.-Two sun
of tho" ould Hod," till Of "chain-lightnint,
and lay, rushed To. and, advancing to tho Jill
room. both began talking at once. ~ ''N'
"ono at time, ii. sou please" said tl
"juago-yor honor-wl1 slpako, thin y
aald ono Of tho mon.
siouce!", roarcil hts companion. III an
l3orei 3n !, Lot mo tal'. rhvat do you know abou
| .".Koop still yourself, air. said tho Judeo
/" Lot him say what ha wants."
We4', l want mo naimo ali tho pnipor. That
nhwnt want" said tho mau, .,
"oG what paper" said iho Judge. e..
Well, an iho paipor; ye ought to know vha,
paiper. shure. 70 married mo, 'thoy N.Y." ~
lo "5t Nhoml' asked tho Judge.
1t aont go and want mo llaimo afr tLa paiper.'
! "Sllonco!' reared tho friend, bringing, l,ie
hugo hst down npon tho little pulpit, just ,i,lot
.no Jndge'a nose, With n tremendous thwack,
lay? Sure yer honor: it way lin AcOloskey'a
! wife that liu mnrriod-hla wildly, I muin, YIN
married thin, yor honor" ~
And waa dhrank at the tino sir. Yis sir.
nj, ! was not 2 FREQ agent, aa' I don't know
| n thing about it, Hr-diyil roawnt mo want
mo naimo na tho paiper-1 ropudale, air."
| Sionco! Lot mo Bpakc. l'hwnt do ynu know
| about lawa" bringing hia flat down upon tho
Judges desk.
Butt was dllnaa! ,sas not at tho time r
| FREQ aigent."
.".silenco I nm iore to shpa!io It does not
doptnd on that asnll. II 1epsNls-a1d there ID
tho whole pint, both in Inv anA cauity-it do.
PLY pinua Whethor w.s tho woman oolo t!radcr or
1os ut tho time this marriage. wsa soIonurt cd
Tint III the put. boil, in law aud cauity!" :.
But WIZ allrunll at tho time. Diyil ronvot
mo II knowed Has gittin married.. was not
fSG s e. a.gont, want the Judge to talk mo nao
Tho Judga tried to explain to the man that
drunk Or Aobnr. ho was married to tho woman
laas enough, aud IL llo wanted divorce he must
20 tq q,i.l:s another court:
another coort. Yo married me, and ~ cnu un- y.
marry nc. Iaik 1no naimo AT tho paipori"
naleNoo + cslol tho frienl bringing Ills flat
aown III close proximity to tho Judges nose.
-, rh%as 40 you know about law? admit, judge
ttsat 10 mist go to higher court that in {down
co'no4 tho 1iSD II tho won,aa can prove (rhack)
Tint slo iras ut tho tino tic marriage was boIam
natod (Tlackj regularly y-ordhncd aolo t},rafer
SM1'ae%) ,' on this pint ii dopinds. both i'll law
. !" have had enough Of thla! cried the Judge;
cannot divorce You. You aro married, Ind
married you must remain, for all can do i''
40, fS f. won't talk mo nain,o AT tho paipor
IT would not mend tbs raa.tor," said tho
..lo won't talk it afr?"
"No; ; wont!" fairly yollcl tho Judge.
"Sl!ellce!' cried tho partner bringing dowa
1', n's ss =. ad raising cloud Of dust uuder tho
tl'no, tho woman was regular Bolc-'
Got out of horo. cried Tho Judge, "I'yo
t;I! hnd about enough Of thia!" at tho samo timo
"Ia won't talk it Mt Very voll thin, I'll ro
hoana and tiovorce mosclf. Diyil rosuut me. iii
Aro tho thatch will" ~,
Horoi ho glanced toward tho front door; hin
nnaer a't 1aw .roprea ho consol speaking md in
door of tho Office like \ shot.
Tho valiant ftio!ll and legal adyiscr also |
glanced toward the door, whon ho, too, doubled !
up aud acootea III tho footsteps Of his iliua-
,rious principal.
A louk ut tho door uho'1cd it darhoned By q 7
woman m about 9 foot iu height, and 80 broad rs
to TIL i5 almost from sltlo to aide.
:, Iha Judge took look at this mountain OF
flesh, doubled up. and was about to tako tho
back truck. but thought bottor OF Il md tooi
rofagc behind his littlo law pulpit.
Ihe mountain advanced, Sayo Httoranco i'll
sort of internal rumble. aud then, amid 1iro.
smoke Rnd burning lava, belcllo1 out:
did or did not $40 Michael O'Uoolahan |
snoak out Ut yoMr bael-duor7"
!, II bo!loyo o'Iloolal'an iB tho nams of ono OF
she gontlonaon rho just wont out" said tho
1udgo.
:, Advancing upon tho pnlpit-b,hinl which
,he Judge settled lower and tower-tlo noun
am bolchca: "You bo-c-lnyo! You know it
vas Michael 0lIoolahau? Now, what is nl this
'nnnivin' in hero about7 An, widty again /?
Dig yo taik Lis neimo m tho psiper? Did you
ail1 it nH!"
Milo" aaid tho Judso
70 didn't! Don't you tlacayo mo /"
mo; give you my word aud Aouor didn't,
couldnt--1 had no right"
It's we'll for yo yo didn't. I'll tacho lin to be
inhin about connlYin' to laye mo II louo wildly
gin, whin I'm maxim q tintieuuu Of him i"
With thiy she Bailoa back to tho door, wloro .
!so turned. and sahlng her llAt thus addressod
he tip Of lto Judges noso, which aione was
lhlbIe above tho littlo pulpit: NOV. do you /
lind that you, lnyo his lalno on tho paperl I
ant no 1ncdui.n wid mAA wauat r lii him
10 moro conniyin V"