, 1874-03-29

worked hard Tor good many yeara, and list
he began to lay III and take things easy. [sun.
pose lie Eil set up a carriage now, won't be p"
! In Colorado. the jails are built Of abode-
the prisoners so that they can cut their wav in ~
! night without disturbing the gua1ds. The p,an
| ia peculiarly usefu where conylcka are In tho
habit Of keeping late hours.
--Tha Lo111ou Horaet gives the following a.
! ono OF the Effects OF tue Ia'e Eoval uaarrjaua
Bookselier-'@ Will you have these volume.
! bound in Russia Or Morocco. sir Z" Ratrsd
] coal-deaer-'' Well, If I can't have EN- bounJ
III London, send fem to Russia. We must en-.
courage that Gar now, yc1 know"
| "A small boy arose ut Suatlay-scboo1 coa-
cert and began quite g!ihly: ~ certain mr.
| went down from Jerusalem to Jer1cho aud til
! and fell (here bis memcrv began to fa,l hin,
| 'nnd-and-fell by the roadside, and the thorn,
! snr8pg up nnd chnked him.
| Hoist with His Own pornada-CQstomar
! {worried into it) well, I don't mlad taxioy
| shslIn' one. BIT : it 'olds four times a. much A
the other.'' Customer {turning upoo hi;a,.
40, then il take this shilling bottle ahslI bt
won't have any!" (Escapes in triumpb.)
"A Yale student, who Ia evidently in sas
''journal,stic" department, vsites tvelye-ya1ss
poem which is euslt'ed, "Ne kissed each otnsr
bY the sea-" "Well. what Of 1t ?" asks West
ern journalist; q the seaside is no better II,
such practlcea than any other locality. In facs
W. have put in some very sweet work Of toas
kind ON the towpath OF canal In oar time. but
did not cay anything about II iu print.
~~Ihereis Que reporter ia Louisville whose en.
terpriae and capacity cannot be questioned Hs
has found where there Is q woman who keans
pet dog aud kindies her FIRE with coal-oll. and 10
,s competent to write asuitacle acco1ns OF either
hytlrophohia case or c1afaerntion when tbs
tltua comes. for which he Is pasieutly waiting.-
Louisville Courier Journal.
IA thing IN IN ran find nNt-FThn hara}A A,n.
nesa with which 4 woman will persist in Carrying
q roll of dry goods rs large as aho can bold il
her arms, ia only e4uale1 by the politeaess with
which zlle requests her grocer to dellver pound
OF butter a. the h3use--p1u5.sy.Y Aelrs,
Rather a keen piece OF SARCASM is induleed
in By the author OF ~ Etdorado," the new bur.
lesque at the Strand Theatre, London, Ia
makes the son Of one Of tie characters we!coma
pleasant railway journey. "Oh, yes" says Tho
parers, - canital; we had railway accident"
!" Indeed! What was it - says the son. "Wa
arrived safely"
a lady lately reported visit to a bar-roam.
and. after describing the horrible paraphernala
OF the bar, she went On to state, In tho raar.
upon table, tia soul ul-destroyipg, aw fuI game Of
faro was being played by a crowd Of maaleaed
excited men. This game of faro la played with
two st,ess, four balls, and any humber Of pieess
. in the preparation Of eptaphs, Says Lord
Kxmes ooncisaneAs ID quite az desirable a.
truth. lfa do not rameuocr to hare seen any
epltaph In which i MATS virtues are more con-
ciselg stated than that upon the late hlr. Mink,
The angels tonight, In thn.r nan7ions Ut light
Are waltzin' round AuthG2y Mink:
He Was faithful and kiud. aoy you'll find,
And gin WIS his fAvofts drink.
->Eroot.}A ir9ua-
There is no place Oh earth that can excel
San Francisco in neas. Thor are very largo aad
healthy, and they are done up IN thicker crust
than those OF auv other aection. One way to
k1lt eu Is 70 drill holes III their bacas, blow EN-
up five Or six times With ul1o- glycarine, unsil
they become Gttla faint, thaa lay them "a 4
over them FOR + week or two BY that time thsy
are likely to be dead, mud can Be- Used for ooal-
hoIo covers.