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THE pEMOoRArTo YELL.


In speech at the Cooper Institute, New
York, last Thursday night, Mr. George VIM.
Curtiss closed as follows: ''Some men may
TASK me if / have hesrd from Indiana and
"from Ohio. Yes, 1 have heard IA
"voice: And you'll hear from New
York. am reminded, as take leave
"of you, of soldier Of the war-not of a
man who declined to sign a call simply
"to support the Constitution and the laws
"of two young soldiers, one ofthem never
g. having been in battle before, the other
"little older in the service, who were
"marching side by side toward a rebel
"battery. Suddenly, in the awful crash
"of shot, cry, so fierce, soterrible, rang
Through the air that it seemed to curdle
'the very blood in their veins Did you
s'hear that cryP said the older to the
"younger. Yes, heard it; what was it,
"said he, steadily moving on. 1T was the
f''rebel yell; does it frighten you3'
"' Brighten mer said the other; the rebel
"'yell is the music to which 1 march,
CLOUD and continued applause And
ESQ, fellow citizens, as you ask me if /
"have heard from Ohio and Indiana, l
answer, yes. have heard that cry from
"the West; 1 have heard it echoed and re-
ECHOED in Brooklyn and Tammany Hall;
"but reply to it in your name, in the
"name of every honest and intelligent
"voter in this State. Yes, we have heard
cit and the Democratic yell of Tammany
HAL is the music to which the Republi-
20 cans of New York are marching to vic
"torY." [Repeated and boisterous ap-
plause.l
Not only the Republicans of New York
have heard it. but the Republicans of every
State in the Union. They know what it
means, and know how to meet it, as they
have so often met it in the past. Not
withstanding the mismanagementand reck-
lessness of some of its leaders in Congress
the Republican party knows that it still
has majority Of the people of the coun-
try, and that all it is necessary to do to win
the greatest victory of the year is to get
out the full vote.
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ask Gen. Grant to define his position upon
the Third Term question. With the ex
ception of one or two other journals mo-
body asks him to speak upon the subject
but the men and the papers we have named.
Their position before the countryside
feated and repudiated in the last Presiden-
tial campaigE-their political relation to the
Republican party and their personal rela-
lions to the President himself, preclude an
answer to their demand
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General Order No. i9i
Sea service is not to be- credited to an oficer
except when he Is performing duty under orders
from the Department. az part Of the complement
Of vessel Of war, belonging to the Navy, IN COM
mission for sea service; and when attached 70 the
Coast Survey, for the time only that he IS ac-
tually ahOat No credit Is to be given for service
In revenue or merchant vessels.
This order will be printed in future Navy Reg
listers, as was the case up to 1880 inclusive.
WILLIAM REYNOLDS.
Acting Secretary Of the Navy.
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Mr.. WHITELAw REID. in the Tri6Hae,
thinks the Third Term discussion is Tex
tremely judicious." When Mr.. James
Gordon Bennett startedthe discussion in
the Herald, Mr.. Reid thought it extremely
foolish. Mr.. Reid, however, is a mere
imitator in Journalism.
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WHAT is the difference between Tweed
and Tilden2 Tweed stole the money to
run the Democratic party and found Demo
cratic organs in this city. Tilden was sim
ply his disbursing officer.
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BECKETT-ELLis.-oct .. at the resi-
denre Of the grOom's father, BY the Rev. B. Hall.
Of Union Bethel church, JANIS BECKETT, OF
MashinEton. ID. c., and MINERVA ELLIS, Of
Richmond, Va.
LIAlRCK-BURDETTE. at CIarks-
burg, Nd, By the Rev: Mr.. Mcdonald, JOHN A.
lIhRICK. Of Washington, and Miss dosEPHINE
BrRDETTE. OF Mont gomery county. Nd.
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COFFEE

Old Government java, raW..............SO cents.
Old Government Java, rOastsd..........SJ cents.
Old Govt Java, raw, extra quality. cents.
Old Govt Java, roasted, extra quality 40 cents
Marseaibo, raw, rs cents, rOasted.......ss cents.
Laguyra, raw, IS cents, rOastsd-......-.Sse cents.
Rio, raw, ss and 20 ets roasted, "a and 80 cents.
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FULL REFORMATION concerning the cleo
tons next Tuesday will be found in a care
fully prepared article on another page.
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THE first duty of every Republican next
Tuesday in States where elections are held
is to VOTE.
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TEAS.

Our FIFTY cent oOlOug and Imperial Teas are
the best to had in this city at the price, money
refunded. We also have on hand, and In large sup
ply, FIFTEEN other different grades, intending
very high grade ofsILvER LEAF Japan andehOiee
Moyune GunpOwder, at moderate prices.
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contract that the above conditions are to be com
piled with. GEo NJ. RoBRsoH,
Secretary Of the Navy.
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NAVY DEPARTMENT, I
WAsHIEGToS. october "A, 1874. !
CAPTAIN, Q. 5. n.
Mani OonEtruclor. 0. s-N.

Chief Engineer, U. s. N.
When ships are built, or repaifed, outside OF
tbs Navy Yards, It viii be made part Of the
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Oh BARRELS, 10 HALF BARRELS
~ PICKLES arrived to-day. VIII be sold low
TO close them out. JN0. w. LUM3DON,
ocSl-3t aos Ninth ST., opposite Centre Market.
cQSO WILLaPURUHASE SToUK, FIX
SDoOO TURES, &C., Of . Provision and Gro
Of 800 10 500 per week. Also, good Horse, Wagon
ana Harness, in complRte order. Apply, j. j.
WILMARTH, 7Os E street northwest. ocsl-2t'
dissolution OF PARTNERSHIP. =
II In conformity with the conditions Of the ar
ticles of co-paTtnership between Andrew Burgess
and John Patch, unade and executed October %,
1874 the said partnership Is hereby dissoIvedby
its own Limitation. Washington, ID. c.. October
nasQf.Qfe
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BOOKS AND STATIONERY.

.
NET Bo6K
VIII. q o. II. MOBRIgON,
booeEselleFs and slatiopsrs, No. % Penn. ayenue.
Bsyard Taylor's Works, EGYPT" and 'sIee-
ssWhat might have been expected BY stock
strength ana Beauty" By Mark Hopkins.
ssWest Lawn and the Rector Of St. Marks" By
t'seT il Ed9sstioni; or fair chance for Girls.''
Little Classics, cragsdyl Edited by ROssiter
.sCampbelrs Lives of the Lord ChanceIlOrs eff
IBsasfofs,s HistorY Of United states;', vol, 10.
NEW NOYELS.-.'Lorha Downe;,t By Black
FSSa5Ss,s.fs Nv TsaIIope !svIyiN1s Choiee; 81
6eorTiania Craik. 'tQueen Of the Regimenf;', By
". Johnson. t:For Love and LIFE by MIS- or
plant. 'sWIlly Reilly;'' by Carleton. ocS0-f
NEW BOOKS AT BALLANTYNE's,
openI5s ss Csesin SsFf Burr, by Roe
Holden with the Cords; by the auth0r OF .'ShIoh.'f
ki@rod Of the i ses; by ". II. DAVIS.
The Lily and the Cross; by De Mile.
ana bGSrs " Sy s shor Of
and Wear" Froude,s History OF Ireland, vols.
B fSs% fraser Lectures On 'n' D00 o oc s9s
THE yISITING-CARD PLATES FOR
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The Late Firm OF Kervand q Towers
have been put in our charge by that firm. aud re
VisffinF Cards with expedition, Our faellites for
the engraving and printing Of
VISITING, WEDDING AND FECEP-
TON CARDS
are complete, and satisfaction as 10 quality and
style Is guaranteed. -,
We have In stock all the new styles Of Fine Pa
tionery Senerally Also 4 complete stock ofStapie
Goods IN our business, and ID the New Books as
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S7 Pennsylvania avenue, between Third and Feur-
and-a-half streets.
OLD BOOKS BOUGHT Or EXCHANGED.
sep5-STu&Th1m
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RWs OFFICE OF COLLECTOR OF
DIsTSicr OF coLU,rnfA,
WASHINGTON, October "a, 1874.
TRgSSTEybsSS 81 81 r0TAER RE Y.

TRUSTBES Oh OTHER REPRESENTATIVES.
9EGHgRGA PROPERTY IN TIE DISTRICT
YOuare hereby notiAed that, in accordance with
the act Of Congress approved June ., 1874 entitled
IAN act for the government Of the District of Co
lumba, and for other purposes, the tax levy was
so extended as to include all church property not
exclusively used for educational aud charitable
purposes after return mad by special assessors
appointed therefor, the Superintendrnt Of Asses
ments and Taxes has entered the same or the books
of this ONCE for collection.
OF the discount now offered, your attention Is es-
Peefissii, Syn S5isu 'neieso' JoHNF. COOK.
oess;-st Collector ofra,eS for me MS off,ol.
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NAYYDEpARrMENr.

NAVY DEPARTMENT.,
WASHINGTON, ID. c., Oct. q, 1874.
~. S. Navy Regulation Circular No. IL
Oficers in charge Of the different departments
In Navy Yards will be as seldom in their Offices
and as much In the workshops, or other places
where work is going on, as may be practicable.
They are to ascertain by personal observation. az
often during the dag as Opportunities. offer. the
nature Of the work that is In hand and the man.
ner In which It Is being done; and are TO make
themselves acquainted with the value OF the men
under their superintendence, as faithful and
capable hands.
Discrepancies in time-books are not likely to
occur II they are kept under the personal super
vision OF the otacer In charge Of the department,
and, TO secure greater exaetness in this very i'm
Portant particular, the following directions VIII
TIms-bOOks VIII be kept by the fOremsn, and
not by Worknen detailed for the purpose, or By
any one else. Every day before leaving the
yard the fOremen will mako up their time-tables
for that day, certify 70 their correctness and hand
them IN person, to the head Of their departments,
who Will take charge Of them and lock them up
securely until they are required for making up
the payroll. when they viii be given TO the time
The heads Of Departments will also make a
record Of the gross time, from day to day, and
Keep this record apart and secnre and vii verify
the accuracy Of the payroll, when finally made
aut, BY comparing the two as an additional check
thereon.
No scraps, chips or any other articles are TO be
F''''-' : Gro. NJ. RonEsoS,
SECRETARY OF the NAVY.
NAVY DEPARTMENT,
WAsHIEGToS. october "A, 1874. s
When ships are building or repairing at navy
yards, proper scuttles, manholes and timber
planks will be 50 arranged that easy Access may
be had to the spaces below the hre-r0om door,
the magazine floor, chain lockers and tank noors,
and floors Of the forward and alter holds; and,
previous to the stoWage OF any articles, chains
magazine stores, the eommGDdant VIII require
those, and all other spaces where chips, shaVings
OF dirt can accumulate, to be thoroughly ex-
amined and to be carefully cleaned.
When ships are reftted for sea, With or without
repairs, the same examination and cleaning out
Of chips and dirt viii be made and reported.
The Captain Of the Yard, Naval Constructor
and Chief Engineer VIII be Board to see that
this order Is faithfully complied with In all cases.
and 60 reported BY them, to the Department, &C
eording to the following form:
We, the undersigned, certify that we have made
the examinations required By General Order No.
192 and find the u S. s. thor.
oughly cleaned before stoWage.
Captain, U. S. N.
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OF C0MMIssIONERS OF

~ THE SINKING FUND,
First National Bank Building.
3.6S Bonds or the District OF Columbia, Issued
under act OF Congress approved June 10 lS74 Of the
denomination or 500, are now ready TO exchange
for equiv amounts Of Certificates OF the Board
Of Audit. once hours, II TO O'Clock. oc2i-o
eTDR. ". ID. MYERS,
~ Dentist,
Has removed to
oc2f-lm No. I227 PENNSYLVAEIA AVE.
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FroUR-

Graham Flour and Dat MesL,
F. E. Smith & Co.'s Graham Flour avd Crushed
Wheat, direct from their mill In BrSeklyn every
week.
Fresh oas Meal IN bulk; Genuine Scotch Dat Meal
In pound packages; Genuine Irish Dat Meal, from
the Water Gate Mills, In 1s-Tb. tin cans.
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Remarks.
G, G. coRNWELL& SONS,
FINE GRoCERS,
I41s PennsyIvania avenue. opposite
WilIArd,s Hotel
EDUCATIONAL.

VOCAL, INSTRUCTION
AT MARIEI'S HALL,
MAESTRO ELTORE BARILI, from Phlladei-
phia, has the honor to announce that he viii COM
uence his lessons in singing on MONDAY, NOvem-
Der 1874 For particulars circulars, TO be had
At the Hall or at the music stores.
oes-lm lHeraldl
TNHEO. i. KING,
Teacher Plano, Organ, &c. P. .. Box SIS.
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BUTTER

= = +l-s-
One ton Of Genuine New York Goshen Butter,
just srriyed, which we oHer wholesale and retail.
Also. Just received. 100 dozen CANNED GOODS,
which we VIII sen during the lAry part OF the sea-
son at extremely low rates,
Pure imported CUBA HONEY, by the gallon-a
delicious article.
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fW IMPORTANT To EkxPAYERs
OF THE -

f9g@ IMPORTANT TO TAXPAYERS
OF THE gsr
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
BY the terms Of the act Of Congress approved
June 20 ISL leyying tax upon real estate in the
A DISCOUNT OF One PER CENTUM
is allowed upon all
BILLS PAID IN OCTOBER,
BUTA
PENALTY OF ONE PER CENTUM
Is ADDED
AFTER NOVEMBER !,
and an additional penalty Of
ONE PER CEETUM
upon each month thereafter.
1t VIII thus be seen that a saving Of
TWO PER CENT.
is effected by the payment Of this tax before the
MONTH OF OCTOBER EXPIRES,
an advantage which VIII not accrue during any
TSxpayers should avail themselves Of the last OBJ
portunity for discount that viii be offered, and
save the ereentage by paying the taxes Of the
rent year before the 1st Of November. Oc2l-2W
kaessPI ACE BE UNTOTHIS HOUSE,
~ Call and see this beautiful new steel en-
RraVing also, the celebrated series Of four steel
plates also) pictures Coles ssYoyage OF Life on
exhibition and for sale at EI-LEW'S. Bookseller
and Fine Art Dealer, Seventh and G streets north
west. Canyassers wanted oeSS-lm
:. =
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MEDICAL DEPARTMENT

CAPITOL HILL FEMALE SEMINARY,
~ M South street,
Between Second and Third streets southeast
seD4s-R MRS. l. +. DEANE, Principal.
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R~ SPECIAL NOTICE.-WE WOULD
- call the attention Of Our friends and the
public generally TO the fact that we give con-
slant attention TO REAL ESTATE in all its
branches. Sales at auction specially attended TO.
Loans can always be negotiated at short notice on
class. DOWSMAN x GREEN,
Real Estate BrOk RS and AuctiOneers,
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90 TREAsURT DEPARTMENT.

CIRCULATING LIBRARY. now made especially
attractive BY the addition Of all the latest works.
EVENING CLASSES, Photography, Classics,
English Branches and the Modern Languages.
FREE READING ROOMS,
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SABBATH AFTERNOON SERVICES, in Lincoln
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ALL ARE INVITED.

~WASHINGTON BUSINESS COL
~ LEGE.-Day sessions for young people
from twelve TO twenty years. Night sessions for
ing the day. Thorough instruction and practical
training in PenmAnship, Arithmetic. Book keeping
Lcal branches. Students received at any time.
For particulars, calf at College, corner Seventh
and i streets northwest, or address for circular,
seD2q-im H d. SPENCER. Presldent
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Golden H111-

F n EH sSS.. sis . sssF man II 'n..
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.

hers, $500 per year; eL.oO for SIX
500 for three months. Terms in
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

FAMINE IN THE IRISH IsLEs.-Not only
in India, but also nearer home, the SUBJ
iects of Great Britain are suffering for
want of food. Appeals are made in the
London press in behalf of the inhabi-
tants of the Islands of Achill and Innis-
begil, which are threatened with star
vation, just as neighboring isles of Boz
fin and Shark were threatened, also,
some time ago. For the two last sea-
sons the potato crop has entirely failed
in Achill and Innisbegil, situated id
that melancholy ocean" which beats
eternally on the west coast of Ireland.
The Protestant small farmers who
dwell in those two lonely places have
lived since Christmas last on Indian
meal purchased Ga credit, and in many
cases this credit is itself exhausted.
Debt, starvation, or tho work-house
threatens the miserable natives Of Ac-
hill especially, which is generally known
on account Of its glorious scenery and
the missionery work connected with
that island. If relief does not come in
time pressure, approaching in severity
that of 1848, is dreaded by the unfor-
tunate Acbillians.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

A GRANaER's DREAM. Granger
dreamed that he died. He went straight
to the spirit-world; he knocked at the
gate of the New Jerusalem, and it was
opened unto him. The books were
opened: he was asked, "Did you ever
belong to any secret societyf' To
which he replied, l. did-to the Gran
gers" "Then, sir, You can't be ad-
mitted; depart" He then went to the
door Of the bottomless pit, where the
same questions were again asked him by
the Devil, and again he was told to. de-
part. After he had gone little way of, ,
he was accosted by the homely ruler Of
the pit, when the following propositions
were made: "Stranger," said Nick, I
will not admit you here; they do not
want you in heaven; but wish to sell
you two hundled barrels Of birthstone
for cash, ten per cent. off, and you can
start little hell of your own, with no
agents or .middle-men.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05
THE LAUGHING PlANT.
There's humorous plant in Arabia

There's humorous plantin Arabia--l
don't know it's Arabic name
Tho tea from whose leaves sets a-laughing
Whoever partakes Of the same. 49,
Every leafs full Of nitrous oxide ,, ... .,...
Evolved in the natural way
And wise men prefer it to Colton's,G
Because there Is nothing to pay.
1t is thought that the Arabian hyena
From this jolly provender wins =
Tue power to express his emotions,
At night-fall, In audible grins.
Than Lopgfellow's famed Minnehaha
!. "ris very much better, / think,
For there all the laughs in the water,
And not In the people who drink.
I'd like to have placed in my garden
Some plants Of this ludicfous kind,
And put few strings I'm the teapot
Wheneer to the blIie-devils inclined.
One might carry some seeds in his pocket
And, dull yarns should somebody spin,
Might swallow few at the point where
The laugh was supposed to come in.
would that knew of some Arab,
Reliable, worthy and wise.
Who would send me some roots of this COmi
Specific for sorrow and signs.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

ID TITS BETTER. Better to wear calico
dress without trimming, if it is paid
for, than to owe the shop-keeper for the
most elegant silk, cut and trimmed in
the most bewitching manner. - '
Better to live in log cabin all your
own than a brown stone mansion be-
longing to somebody else. .t,..s
Better walk forever than to- run in
debt for horse and carriage.
Better to sit by the pine table for
which you paid three dollars ten years
ago than send home q new extension
black-walnut top, and promise to pay
for it next week.
Better to use the old cane-seated
chairs and faded two-ply carpet than
tremble at the bills sent home from the
upholsterer's for the most elegant par
lor set ever made. 49,.
Better to eat thin soup from earthen-
ware, if you owe your butcher nothing,
than to dine off lamb and roast beef
and know that it does not belong to
you. -. .. ... .,s..- Sc.
Better to let your wives have ft of
Mysteries than to run in debt for nice
new furniture, Or clothes, or jewelry.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

E Some of the negro representa-
tives in the South Carolina Legislature
manifest singular conscientiodsness
about the sale of votes. Thus the
story is told of a negro preacher, q
member of that body, who would never
take more than $40 for his vote. It
was perfectly right, he thought to SELF
bis vote, but it was all wrong to ask too
high a price for it. The morality of
his procedure he summed up by saying 4
d" Dis ting Of gettin 500 for a vote lei
all wrong; $40 is as much as as it is
WORT"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

LEGENDS OF THE APPLE. apple
which as all know, is the first fruit
mentioned in the Bible, has been the
occasion of various legends and SUPER
stitions. In Arabia it is believed to
charm away disease, and produce
health and prosperity. In some coun-
tries the custom remains of placing a
rosy apple in the hand of the dead that
they may find it when they enter Para
disc. The Greeks used it as symbol
for wealth and large possessions, thus
attesting their esteem for the fullness
and richness of its qualities. In north
ern mythology the apple is said to pos
sess rejuvenating power. Germany,
France and Switzerland have numerous
legends regarding this fruit. In some
it is celebrated as the harbinger of
good fortune, causing ones most earnest
desires to be fulfilled; in Others it's
baneful properties are shown forth as
bringing death and destruction; others
again, speak of it as an oracle in love
affairs; this is especially the case with
the Germans, not only their numerous
tales. but in some surviving customs.
In England, as we'll a. in our own
country, is known among school girls
the popular use OF the apple seeds in
divining ones sweetheart. The peel
ing is also used as q test in this deli
cate matter.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1874-09-05

How HIS NAME WAS SpELr.-A story is
told by the Boston Telegraph at the ex-
pense of distinguished theological
professor at Andover, Mass, whose
usually retentive memory is occasionally
little treacherous on proper names.
While visiting neighboring city some
time since, as he stood upon the depot
platform, waiting for q train, n gentle
men stepped up, accosted the Professor
shook hands warmly, and began nu-
merous inquiries in regard to members
of his family and the good friends liv-
ing in A. The Professor was puz-
zled; the face of his cordial friend was
quite familiar. and he was evidently no
stranger to himself or family, but to
recall his name was beyond any effort
of memory. The Professor joined in a
lively conversation, disliking to make
the awkward inquiry, and hope
ing, for some chance word to reveal
the name of his friend, but it came not,
md as the conversation, went on the
ignorance became more and more en-
barrassing. At last happy thought
came to the Professor; he would get it
without asking. So, with an indifferent
air he asked. Let me see, forget
how to spell your name" But alas,
for the expedient! With curious
smile his friend replied. Well,
usually I spell it Jones'"