The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-01-14
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DAILY REGISTER.
GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES.

ing women eligible to school offices.
One hundred and four winters have
frosted the venerable head OF Mrs. Pol
ly Bickford, OF North Wakefield, N. h.
They have a real Jealous woman in
Omaha, and the Bee says that she ia q
Booth in speech and Salnni IN &C.
ton.
By shooting a wood-pile thief with
salt, Q Wisconsin woman preserved her
wood and put the thief in a frightIul
pickle.
Mrs. E. A. Booker, sister of the late
Princess Achille Murat, OF Florida. died
in Savannah, Ca, December 26, aged
sixty years.
Some one has discovered that to &C.
quire an intimate knowledge Of the
Rule of Three" one should live with
his wife, mother and mother-in-law.
At the Kansas State Agricultural
College, Manhattan, the young lady
students are taught to manipulate the
lightnings OF Pucks girdle and curb the
rampant sewing machine.
Prentice Mulford advised husbands
and bridegrooms visiting Europe to
leave their wives at home, forgetting
that an affection which will stand the
test Of sea sickness will last till death.
A Hoilander recently paid $500 for "a
divorce without publicality" in Mil"
waukee only to discover when too late
(alas that his wife was dead, His
frenzy OF agony at the loss of bis
money-is described as simply heart
rendiDg.
The cruelty of some parents. exhibit-
ed even at weddings, is terrible to be-
hold. An Illinois bride has rot yet
recovered from the shock with which
she received the presents of her father
"a washtub, axe, three flat-irone, and
a collection OF baking dishes and sauce
pane.
An octogenarisn lady in Kentucky
has q shawl woven from the hair OF
rabbits. She caught her own hairs and
made the unique article herself.
A heretofore harmless and attractive
Indian maiden in San Francisco has
been transformed rom squaw into q
squawler. She is singing in opera.
Ella NJ. Hulett, erstwhile attorney in
the Illinois State courts, was admitted
to practice in the United States District
Court at Chicago, the other day.
By the time man has achieved his
fifth wife, the Boston Traveller is unre-
ser ,edly OF the opinion that no one can
accuse him of not laying up his treas
ures in heaven.
Sister Mary Margaret, of Dubuque
Iowa, Mother Superior in charge OF st,
Joseph's Academy. who went to Iowa
10 1913, and was a pioneer Sister OF
Charity, recently died.
An Arkansas lady has made med
alton OF sleeping face carved 10 but
ter, which lie mounted in a tin pan,
framed, and is exciting unbound sdml-
ration in con nossieurs OF Grecian art re"
siding in St. Louis. 1t is not stated
whether she used her husband or some
other man for stamp.
Poor, dear Mr. Marshall, OF Iowa,
could not endure the thought of a con-
,inued separation from the heart OF his
heart" and 30 in his last will and tee
lament, with tenderness rarely equal
ed ana never surpassed, made this pa
thetic provision: 81 bequesth to my
wife 81 to buy rope to hang herself.
The recent tea week" (Which was
lust the reverse OF weak tes) in Boston
has revived the memory Of the last OF
the original mock aboriginals who
made the first teapot tempest-one
David Kinnison, who died at Chicago
in 1851, aged one hundred and fifteen,
his grandfather and father having res
pec,ively reached the ages OF one hun
dred aud twelve and one hundred and
three.