Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-07-30

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Boston has beautiful lady doctor
twho cures only to kill with hopeless
/, love.
o An Iowa paper branded his CO.
; temporary IS a "mangy dog-a dis
4 grace TO his own feas."
Il "The vilcst sinner may return, I"
Wrote pious Methodist girl to her
lover, with whom she had parted in
anger.
u, Said justice to an obstrepeous
prisoner, on the day of his trial, 1--WE
, want nothing but silence, and but
little Of that"
i A Jewish paper says that the pres
ent fashion Of ladies' costume is al
most exactly what it was in the days
of King Solomon.
..ang iryoars out an old elopsr,' y
is ssportion ct tho description of q
runaway wife which was left at an
indianapolis station house.
In drapery, the Classic is still in
favor. Ladies afflicted with en.bon-
point, ''to the contrary notwithstsnd-
ing So, flat trimmings are popu.
lar.
| A singular difierence-Call a cir.
a young witch and she is pleas.
ed; call an elderly woman an
old witch and her Indignation knows
no bounds.
| An old maid is not without power.
A writer observes that he has known
one such TO turn steamboat excur-
sion into an occasion of gloom and
despondency.
A Philadelphia girl called a young
man thief, and, when requested by
the mother OF the accused to prove
the charge, said he had stolen several
kisses from her.
Landlady (fercely)-"You must
not occupy that bed with your boots
on!' Boarder.-"O, never mind, they
are only an old pair. The bed-bugs
can't hurt 'em. I'll risk it, any how"
The Detroit Free Press processes
to have discovered u young lady who
blushes, goes to bed at nine, cats
heartily, speaks plain English, re-
spects her mother, doesn't want to
marry a lord, and knows how to cook.
The Grand Rapids (Mich) Post
thinks that TO deny women the oloc-
tive franchise because they cannot
bear arms would not be one whit
more unreasonable than to deny men
the ballot because they cannot bear
children.
Pride takes an carly start in San
Francisco. When lad breaks loose
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secures q position at three dollars per
week, the first thing he does after
that is to hire Chinaman TO run
errands for him.
Mrs. Tilton is Of medium hight,
voluptuously developed, modest, not
very vivacious, with beautiful eyes,
and soft, charming voice. She is
in the prime of life, has good health
| Cat least looked as though she had,
and her manner is most winning.
| \ hostler, upon going to confcs-
sion, was asked by the priest if he
ever creased the horses teeth, that
they might not eat so many oats -
He replied "No." The next time he
came, he confessed he had. On the
priest expressing nstonishment, he
said, 81 did not know it could be
done, holy father, until you told me-"
| A Chinese establishment in the
;. Crescent City manufactures pepper
!. mint oil, and the following placard
can be seen on its show window:
! the Peppermint oil
He'd axe
| Belle
10th
this oil amy porson OFT ts
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Of sickness ware 1t happen.
! Minnie Myrtle Miller, once the
wife Of Joaquin Miller, the wander
ing poet, left Coos Bay for San Fran
cisco last week, in company with her
mother, who was in very poor health.
1t il supposed that Minnie Myrtle is
'. accompanied by the three children,
whom she calls her trinity. The old
est Of the girls, Maud Miller, thirteen
years Of age is remarkably handsome
, and attractive, possessing rare intelli-
gence for one go young.
A we'll informed correspondent,
, who has been making the tour Of tho
{ colleges to write up the boating in
terests, says that the most rigid rules
Of abstinence are enforced, and the
J men who burn with ardor for victory
have kept them faithfully. No temp
tation could induce one Of them to
: smoke a cigar, or to drink glass Of
.. wine, or 10 eat On icc-cream, or TO
touch pork or pastry. AnchoriteS
. could not be more abstinent than these
young men.