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"The Unruly Members

Keep thou the door of my lips
Bible.
Silence never yet betrayed anyone
RiUarOL.
Speech is of time. Silence is of eter-
nifty. Carlyle.
Even a fool when he holdeth his peace
is counted wise Bible.
We speak little if not egged on by
vanity. -RochetOucauLd.
If thou desire to be held wise be so
wise as to hold thy tongue. -Quarles.
] prefer the wisdom of the unlearned
to the folly of the loquacious. Il Cicero.
Not every one who has the gift of
speech understands the value of silence.
-LaUdter.
Learn to hold thy tongue. Five
words cost Zacharias forty weeks
silence. Fuller.
Talking and eloquence are not the
same thing F.; to speak and to speak well
are two things. Ben johnson.
Those who have few affairs to attend
to are great speakers. The less men
think, the more they talk.-Montes-
quieu.
Takers and futile persons are COM
monty vain and credulous withal for
he that talketh what he knoweth will
also talk what he knoweth not.-Bacon.
Brisk takers are usually slow think
ers. There is, indeed, no wild beast
more TO be dreaded than a communica-
tive man having nothing to commune
cate.-Si0Jt.
There are many who talk on from ig-
norance rather than from knowledge,
and who find the former an inexhausti-
BILE fund of conversation. -Haziitt.
The talkative listen to no one, for
they are ever speaking. And the first
evil that attends those who know not
how TO be silent is that they hear moth
ing.-Ptutarch.
No man can take less pains than to
hold his tongue. Hear much and speak
little; for the tongue is the instrument
of the greatest good and greatest evil
that is done in the world.-Sir Waiter
RaleiQh.
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An EditOr,s Experience.

After an editor had remained bach
elor until thirty-tive, one would sup
pose he was able to select a wife whom
one could live with without quarreling,
at least but such was not the case with
our friend, Ned Williams, says an ex-
change. After dreaming of earthly
bliss. he concluded to try love in cot
tage. He found place to suit, and
began housekeeping. Never was an
editor so happy 1t was "my love, y
"duck, " sweetest, etc, in every SEN
| tence. Shortly after housekeeping be-
gan, trouble too began. Some evil
genius put it into our ducks" head to
have some pudding for dinner, just to
please her lord. After partaking of a
heavy dinner of substantals, the pud-
ding moment arrived, and huge slice
almost obscured from sight the plate
before him.
"My dear, did you make this ?"
Yes, love amt it nice ?"
"Glorious-the best bread pudding 1
ever tasted in my life"
"Plum pudding, ducky," suggested
wife.
ooh, no, dearest, bread pudding.
always was fond of EN-.
Call that plum pudding, if you
please = exclaimed the wife, and the lip
slightly curled with contempt.
Well, my dear, L reckon I've had
enough at the Sherwood House to know
bread pudding, at least, my love-"
Husband, this is really too bad !;
plum pudding is twice as hard to make
as bread pudding, and is more expen-
sive and great deal better. Besides,
L had enough bread pudding to do me
lifetime while / was at boarding
school, and | never intend to make it.
| say this is plum pudding, sir p and
the pretty wife's brow flushed with ex-
element.
MY love, my sweet" he exclaimed,
soothingly, "do not get angry. I'm
sure it is very good if it is bread pud-
ding"
"You mean, low wretch, fercely ex-
claimed the wife, IN a still louder tone,
"you know it is plum pudding"
=" Then, madame, it is so meanly put
together and so badly burned that the
devil himself would not know it. 1 tell
you, madame, most distinctly and en-
phatically, and L will not be contra
dicted, it is bread pudding, and the
meanest kind at that,
4" 1t is plum pudding !" shrieked the
wife, as she hurled a glass of claret in
his face, the glass tapping the claret
from his nose.
BREAD pudding W gasped he, pluck
to the last, and grasping a roasted
chicken by the left leg.
Plum pudding !" rose above the
din, and then was heard the crashing of
two plates across his head Bread
pudding" he groaned, in rage, as the
chicken left his hand and landed in
madame's bosom.
Plum pudding I" responded she, as
she hurled the gravy dish and contents
upon the enemy's head, and plate of
beets landed upon his white vest
BREAD pudding ~ shouted he in de-
fance, and darted out of the house,
leaving madame upon the field alone.
Moral-Beware of the first quarrel.
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DIR. Pierce,s Favorite Prescription

is very strongly recommended by the Medical
Faculty, and is largely prescribed among
their Female Patients. 1t is worthy Of all
confidence, as may be seen from the follow
ing testimonials:
DR.. G. b. CHAPMAN, Plattsmouth, Neb.,
writes have under treatment lady, who
for the past seven years has been afflicted,
and, after trying several physicians without
receiving benefit, is gaining rapidly on your
Fduortte Prescription.
ATLANTA, H., July IA, 1872.
DIR. II. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N Y.-Dear Sir:
have not words to express my gratitude to
you for your advice and assistance in my case.
There is not one Who has used your medi-
cines since they have been brought here but
that can say with me they have been greatly
benefited. Since l have been so helped by
its use, six or seven around me left of all
doctors and other medicines, and now use il
IN their families, after being cured of the
same disease as mine. You do not know what
awonder it created in our city, by it's restor-
ing my sister wrote you about, for she had
been under the care Of three OF our best
doctors but could not sit up but for few
minutes at one time. / begged her to try
your medicines, and before she had used half
the bottles che could go all around the yard,
and has now just come home from a visit five
miles away. Mrs. THos MCFARLAND.
From Miss LoRISDA e. ST. CLAIR, Shade.
Athens county, Ohio, Oct. IA, 1872:
DIR. Il. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y: Your
Favorite Prescription is working almost like
a miracle on me. / am better already than
have been for over two years.
From ELLA A. SoHAFER GAINESVILLE, Ind,
Aug. 3, 1872:
DIR. Pierce: 1 received the medicine Won
sent me, and began using it Immediately As
q result of the treatment feel better than
have for three years.
From Mrs. john X. HAMIIN, Odell, ILL.,,
March 10, 1872:
Dr D,aroa. Ulo Eouo.:..
done me good, which am thankful for.
Favorite Prescription is sold by all drug
gists.
DIR. Pierces Treatise on Chronic Diseases
OF Women will be sent to any address on re-
ceipt OF two stamps.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

PURGATIvE PILLS have become a set
tied necessity with the American people. In
deed. cathartics always have been, and always
must be, used in some form 10y all mankind.
In this country the pilular form of admins
tration has been growing in favor since pills
were first made of Aloes and Rhubarb, rolled
into ball. Their high position in the public
confidence has finally been secured and
fastened into perinanency by AYERS Ca
THARTIc PILLS, the most skillful combination
of medicine for the diseases they are intended
to cure. that science can devise or art pro-
duce. Those who need pills no longer hesi-
tate what pills To AXE if they can get AVER s
PILLS - " heeling( Va } Press
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

The check-bank is European insti-
tuition, devised for the purpose of util-
izing small sums which are temporarily
kept out of business channels. The
depositor of small amount receives
therefor a check, on which he can draw
any amount less than the sum deposited
The bank places its deposits i'll other
banks, where they can be obtained at
any time. These checks would circu-
late extensively, but if lost the owner
might have some difficulty in obtaining
his money, if not already drawn 10y the
finder, who might fill in his own name.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

IN 1873 San Francisco, for the 60O,-
600 people of California, exported sls,.
376. sos worth of wheat and S2,9lS, 923
worth of flour, and the rest of the
United States, with 1000, 900 of people
exported S59, S96, e79 worth of wheat and
800, $50, 40 worth of flour. This, the
atlas, of San Francisco, figures mp,
shows that one.ffth of all the wheat
value of the United States was sold by
one-eighteenth of the population of the
country.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

AGAINST TEA.-It is settled fact that
there is no nourishing property in tea,
more than there is in alcoholic bever-
ages. Yet many misinformed people
stimulate with tea, coffee, and alcoholic
beverages, thinking the feeling of ex-
hilaration they experience shows gain
of real strength, whereas il is only so
much capital drawn from the vital prin-
ciples, which must ultimately be paid
for in reaction, weakness or shortened
life. There are multitudes of persons
who would scorn the temptation to
swallow glass of whisky, who do
themselves equal or greater harm by
swallowing lsrgely of tea. This for
you, tea-topers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31
A FEW GOOD REASONS.

IA Ne,o Invention, THOROUGHLY TESTED and
secured by Letters Patent.
2.-Makes a perfect LOCK STITCH, alike on both
sides. on all kinds ~ goods.
3.-Runs LIGHT, SMOOTH, NoIsELEss and RAPID
best combination Of qualities.
4.-DUHkBLE-Rum for Years without Repairs.
5.-WW do all varieties y Work and Fancy Stitch
ing IN superior manner
els Most Easily Managed by the operator.
Length n stitch may be altered while runninndg, a
machine can be threaded without passing thread
through holes.
7.-Design Simple, Ingenious, Elegant, forming
the stitch Without the use Of Cog-wheel Gears,
Rotary Cams Lever Arms. Has the Automatic
Drop Feed, which insres unifo length ~ aitch az
any speed. Has our new Thredd-COntroHer' whieh
allows easy movement Of needle-bar aud prevents
injury TO thread.
s.-CossrRuor1os most careful and FINIsHEp' III
is manufactured by the most skifd and erpeFiehced
mechanics at the eel lie brated X emiDgtcn Armo-
nv, Hon, NY. NewYork Office, No.o usut-
son square Ixurtz's Building). BhANtH
OFFICES 2s5 state ST., chicago, Ill; 40
superior ST., Cleveland, O.i Isl Fourth
ST. Cincinnati, o. 400 Main St, buffalo,
NJ y.33S Washington ST., Boston, Mass.i
$40 Chestnut ST., Philadelphia, Pa, 10
sixth ST., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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Has great MAGEIFYING power, used for detecting
Counterfeit Money, Shoddy in Cloth foreign sub
stances in the Eye, in wounds, etc, ano to exam
inc Insects. Flowers and Plants, to detect flaws
il Metals, hneness Of woOd-grain; 20 decipher
writing otherwise illegi BILE, and for the inspection
Of grain. minerals, etc. Useful for everyb body.
Double Convex Lens,l 1-2 inches in diameter.
Mounted in leather and CARR cd in the vest pocket
Price 90 cents, two for g free by mail. Agents
Wanted. Illustrated Circulars and terms free
Address NJ. l. BYRN, p. o. Box 46G9, New York
Office No. 40 Nassau-st. state where you saw this
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The Ladies, sorosis Club, of New York. re-

The Ladies' sorosis Club, of New York, re-
Gently changed their discussion from Woman's
Suffrage to Hair preparations and Pimple Danish
ers. They declared that where nature had not en-
dowed them with beauty, it was their right-yea,
their duty-to seek it where they could. So they
all voted that Magnolia Balm overcame sallow-
ness, Rough Skin and Ring Marks, and gave to the
complexion a most distinque (sorosian) and mar
ble-like appearance dangerous to men, no doubt;
and that Lyons Kathairon made the hair grow
thick soft and awful pretty, and, moreover, pre-
vented IL from turning gray II the proprietors Of
these articles did not send the sisters invoice,
they are not smart.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

EVERY man in buying paper collar
wants to get az near an imitation of linen az
possible. The only collars that look like linen
are the Elmwood and Warwick. This is not
only in the folded edges but in the finish. 81
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31
WLHoFT's ANTI PERIODIC OR FEVER

AND AdUE ToNIC.-phis invaluable and stand
ard family medicine is now a household word
aud maintains its reputation unimpaired. 1t
Is Endorsed by the medical profession. and
prescribed daily in the charity Hospital and
other Hospitals in New Orleans Wilhoft's
Tonic is thus highly recommended by the
leading medical NEIL of the country, and is
worthy of such Endorsement. WHEELoCK.
FINLAY d Co.. Proprietors, New Orleans. For
sale by all druggists
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RENovArING FLEs.-The file is to be
first cleansed firm all foreign matter,
and then dipped into a solution of one
part of nitric acid, three part sulphuric
acid, and seven parts water, the period
of immersion to be according to the ex-
tent the file has been worn out, and the
fneness of the teeth, varying from five
seconds to five minutes. On taking it
out of the mixture, wash in water, then
dip in milk of lime, wash off the lime,
dry by a gentle heat, rub over equal
parts of olive oil and turpentine, and
finally brush over with powdered coke.
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4 DVERTIsERsl Am. Newspaper Union repre-
"A sents over 800 papers, divided into subdi-
visions. send Scent stamp for Map showing loca
ton Of papers, with combined and separate lists,
giving estimates for cost Of advertising. Address
=. J. sANBORN. ll4 Monroe street. ChicaRo. i'll
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-07-31

THE NORTHWESTERN HORSE NAIL Co. g
Finished Nail is the best in the world.
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The Grand Revolution IN MEDICAL TREAT
mESr, which was commenced in 1880, is still in
progress. Nothing stop IL, for it is founded on
the principle, now universally acknowed ged, that
physical vgor is the most formidable antagonist
OF all human ailments, and experience has shown
that PLANTATION BITTERs is a peorless invigor-
ant, well as the best possible guard against
epidemic diseases.
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THIRTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF An
OLD NURSE


MRS. WIESLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP s THE
PRESCRIPTION OF one Of tho best Female pl yti-
clans and Nurses I'm the United States, ard has
been used for thirty years with never failing
safety and success by millions Of mothers and
Children from the feeble infant OF one week old TO
the adult. II corrccts aciSity OF the stomach,
hevcs wind collie, rcguIates the bowels a~d gives
rest, health an comfort 20 mother and CHI C. We
believe Il 10 be the Best and surest Remedy in the
Word in ali cases Of DYsENTERY and DIAR-
EHEA ~ CHILDREN, whether il arises Il on
Toothing 90 from any other caTse. FullC.rectiors
for using will accompany each bottle. None Gcnu-
inc unlccc &c fac-simile OF CURTIS q PERKINS lie
on the outside wrapper.
SOLD by ALL MEDICINE DEALERS
CHILDREN OFTEN LOOK FALE AND
SICK,
from no other cause than having worms In the
stomach.
BROWNS vERMIFUGR COMFITs
will destroy Worms without injury TO the child,
being perfectly WHITE, and free from all color
ing ether injurious ingredients usually used in
worm preparations.
CURTIS & BROWN, PDoprietorG.
o.2I5 Fulton Street, New York.
Sold Jy Druggists and Chemists, and dealers sn
Medicines. at TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A Box.
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Not Quite So Fast, Mr.. Jones,-A horse

Not Quite So Fast, Mr.. JOnes!-A horse
doctor i'm Philadelphia was caught changing the
celebrated Mexican Mustang Liniment into other
bottles and using IL as his own recipe. Honesty is
always the best policy. These medicine-men like
to follow up such fellows 1t cured the lame horse
all the same but it damaged the Doctors reputa-
ton, and benefited the proprietor In proportion.
We have heard OF so many Rheumatic persons and
lame horses being cured by the Mustang Lniment
that we advise every housekeeper, liNeryman
and planter to invest in Decent 81 90 bottle,
against accident Beware Of cvunterfeits. 1t Is
wrapped in a steel engraving, signed &C. w.
Westbrook, Chemist"
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A PRUDENT reporter refers to an cal
legged mad dog"
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DIR. j. Walkers Calif0ruia Vim.
eyar Bltters are a purely Vegetable
preparation, made chiefly from the ma.
tive herbs found on the lower ranges OF
the Sierra Nevada mountains of Calitor-
mia. the medicinal properties Of which
are extracted therefrOm without the pse
of Alcohol. The question is almost
daily asked, WHAT is the cause OF the
unparalleled success OF VINEGAR BIT.
CERsW Our answer is, that they remove
the cause of disease, and the patient re.
covers his health They are the greaf
blood purifier and life giving principle.
a perfect RenOvatr and lnvigorato2
Of the system. Never before ia TIA
history of the world has medicine been
compounded possessing the remarkabls
qualities of VINEGAR BITTEBs in healing the
sick OF every disease man is heir to- They
are q gentle Purgative as well as Tonic
relieving Congestion or Inflammation OF
the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious
y eases.
The properties of DIR. WALKERS
IfEGAR BITTERs are Aperient, Diaphoretic
'Grniinative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic
Sedative. Counter Ertant. Suaorific. Altera-
we. and Anti Bilious
"a. "a. MCDONALD - CO.,
Druggists and Gen. CTS. San FranoiscO California
and cor. of Washington and Charlton SITS, N. Y.
Sold by all Druggists u MI Dealers.
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4 DyERTIsERsI Send 20 cents to GEO. Z. ROW
N ELL d CO. Al Park Row, New York, for their
Pamphlet Of 100 pages containing lis.s OF 5000 news
papers and estimates showing cost Of ADVERT sing
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JAA SAMPLES Of Jewelry, worth 500, sent
IVO G. o. D., to agents only, for $40, or 10 sam
pies mailed for 20 cents good gold or money re-
funded. Address A. MOORE, olney, Ill.
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A GENTS WANTED-Men Women. s4 a
N week or 800 forfeited. The secret free. Write
at once TO COWEN CO., sth ST., New York.
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n x on per day at home. Terms free. Address
OJE0Eu GEo sTISsoE 4 Co., Portland, Maine.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-02-05

Republican circles yesterday. The friends OF oo"nl'
,onor Gardner say It weak attempt TO prevent
h,s reflection as Chairman OF the Central committee
snd that IL will fail They that the matter was ois
cussed by the Republican State Committee three years
and that the Committee then decided that the Police
and Fire Commissioners eligible for membership
in the Central Committee. Commissioner Gardner sau
he believed there doubt that the report OF tue
Committee 10 whom the matter referred, would be
favorable in view Of the decision OF the State Commit
tee On the other hand there are those who say tha'
the clause in the Constitution admits OF no Two inter-
nretations IL provides that officer, member or EN-
pioye OF the Police or Fire Departments, other than
clerks shall be eligible to memberships and any mef
Der SHALL after his election accept position under
either of these departments he shall thereby forfeit his
membership" This, IL Is claimed, clearly prohlots
Police and Fire Commissioners from being members OF
the Central Committee as they are Officers IN eSty
sense of the word report OF the Committee on Con
tested Seats whom the matter was referred ana Tue
final decision OF the Central COMMITTEES. will be looked
for with much interest by the Republican politicians
II the Committee decide adversely Police Commission
ers Gardner and Russell must either resign their seats III
the Committee or their official positions.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-02-05
ArYrIcAL nEooKLYy rEIAL.

Capt. 4. w. II. GIN, late cashier in tho Of
fee OF Tax Collector Burrows, IN Brooklyn, appeared
before Police Justice Wash IN that city, ycstc Tag, and
surrendered himself the warrants that had been is
sued for bis arrest charge OF having cmb-zzlcd
funds OF the city. The warrant was based upon the
affidavit OF BloPp Seaman OF No $50 Thrdst., an ac-
countant affirming that while Gill Assistant Col
lector at different times, between July, 1870 aud July
1872 Us tho dcpOueL was informed he converted 10 h3
own use money belonging TO The City OF Brooklyn to the
amount of The counsel FOR the accused said that
he waived examination, and III sired the Justice tx
the amount OF bail which wonld he sed for bis release
The accused had voluntarily surrendered himself. aud
would always be ready 70 stand trial Bail was then
fixed by Justice walsh at ~ Inc hail had not been
obtained Mp 10 late hour last Night, ANA capt Gin was
commit II 20 tho Raym0hdst. Ja!. lie expressed HIM
s, n uttcr last night against pcr-1ns Who had
uOt f.lfcd their promise 10 li-n i7 bail bonds. He
said No. was anxious FOR trial denied HE guilt aul
serted the dedication committed D. Others
whose names Lo refuses at pre-ent to dl-co5r.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-02-05
LECTURES AND MEETINGS

The annual meeting Of the American Insti-
tute Will be held tonight at the Cooper Institute.
A meeting of the dealers in grain has been
called at the Produce Exchange at IL IN. tomorrow
10 consider the subject for increasing the facilities for
rapid delivery OF grain ~ tho railroad depOta.
The Rev. DR.. Putnam of Brooklyn will give
a lecture William COwper." At Unity Chapel At
one hundred sndt y-eghth-st and FOurth-ave TO-
night 1t is one VI tho free course ~ which The public
are Invited
At the regular monthly meeting Of the
GrOcers and Importers Board OF Trade yesterday Mr.
Niaturn spoke against the practice OF covering piers
Win sheds test suit had been tiled against Mallory
4 Co. To- lcosng Pier 40 20, East River. and a yer
diet had been rendered General Term OF the su
prone Court against them thus establishin. the HE
laty OF 10 exclusive Of the pers lie added thai
sign % which was 70 lcgaZe tue practice He urged
tue Board TO appoint Committee to AID ~ preventing
Tho passage Of tho bl. The Committee appointed
The Board of Public instruction passed a
resolution yesterday ordering that ths experiment su
gestet by Superintendent Riddle OF placing all the dc
partments OF this small schools under one principal
should be tried. Superintendent Kidde reported that
the following schools might be Discontinued: Primary
Baysrdst.; Primary school No. -. the Nineteenth
ward; Primary school No. 80. IN the Eleventh. ward.
and Primary School No. %, IN tho Nineteenth ward Iar
closing OF these schools would the cy $1,000 per
year report was requested concerning the number of
teachers VI the French augnaVe ant language
employed In the schools. II was resolved pay tho
salaries OF the t~acher- in the Twen}-thri aud
Twenty fourth Ward, from Fob. l. Supcuuteudent XII
every school acted principal ilere ~ Isk uelcsi4rl
he pax jDspcclgp u tue school