Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-03-11
Just As II Happens.

ouSs rs IL EkGppCltss
Du Chaillu is lecturing 10 Kentucky.
Oh, the times! Oh, the Custom.hOuse!
A sister of John Bright resides in
Brooklyn.
Cinclnnati's metropolitanism is a NIL
lion debt.
A 'materuaI grandmother" is M of
the lates, idiosyncracies Of tie western
press.
Normal. Illinois. has 10 saloons, but its
ladies are planning a crusade CO the
bachelors.
The study of Shakespeare is becoming
very common among native students IN
India.
The latest evolution of the centennial is
a grand chorus of 5000 voices, accompa-
MED By 5000 instruments.
We have heard of white blackbirds,
but now a report of the market for lum-
Der speaks of green black walnut.
clearinghouse malcontcnts in St. Louis
long for the incoming of the day when
Cincinnati sausage shall be no more.
DR.. Schmidt ofthe University of Athens
has just completed a map of the moon.
on which he has been at work for thirty.
four years.
How uncabny Scotland Is, Her court
of sessions has just decided that women
have no right to receive instructions in
her Universities.
Negotiations for a convention to pre-
pare a treaty providing for the Interchange
of postal cards with Switzerland have
commenced.
TbeLouisyille Courrier-Journal boasts
that its only stauch friends and defenders
have been the confederates. But for
them they would have died.
American ladies in Paris write home
that the ladies there are wearing boots
made of Russia leather. In postscript
they add "Of course we are, too"
Hot alum water is a recent suggestion
as insccticide. 1t will destroy red and
black ants, ~cockroaches, spider, chintz
bugs, aud all crawling pests.
Said a great Congregational preacher
To a hen YOU'RE a beautiful creature!"
The hen just for that
Laid t@o eggs in his hat
And thus did the Hen-re-ward Beecher!
La Germany great complaints arc be-
ing made as to the constant emigration
which drains the country of its most val
liable hands, and leaves behinl socialists
aud agitators.
An athletic fellow has been running
sled-liue on the Ice across Lake Cham
plain at Port Kent. lie wears skates
and draws the sled, which will hold four
passengers comfortably seated.
--Pease. the rew senator from Missi-
has distinguished himself early by
a bill requiring the government to
endow a female university and six normal
in Mississippi.
There is on exhibition 10 New York
/ solid silver tea-service, intended for pre-
'entation to Captain Urquhart. of the ship
Fri. Mountain. by the survivors of the
du Harve.
"A lively affair in Chicago the other
hight was the pursuit of a local reporter
BY a colored %jauitor, Oh being in too close
proximity to the keybole of the police
commissioners room while they were in
The conductor aud engineer ola train
n South Carolina arc under indictment
or the murder of a colored man, who was
'un over by their owr train. 1t is a test
to ascertain how far the law holds
he men responsible in such cases.
MIR. Jefferson, the actor, is now on
lis plantation in Louisiana, where he in
staying during the cold weather.
1t is uncertain when he will make bis APP
on the stage again, az he talks
If retiring from it altogether.
That Terre Hautc hotel girl who lately
Inherited $40, 600 in gold hasn't slep a
since on account of amorous ser.
,naders who MARBLE nonseasical rhymes to
Ter at her chamber window.
Merimee says, in one Of his letters, II
ion't like relations (; you are obliged to
familiar with people you never saw,
ust because they happened to be sons of
'he same father as your own father"
One Of the principal attractions of
he grange Is said to be its S6cia features.
md DC wonder when we read that the
,rangers Of a village in Illinois eat roast
,hoats stuffed with oysters.
Mrs. M. Vinton Dahlgren, widow of
Admiral Dahlgren, United States navy,
,as come out in opposition to the women's
temperance praying bands. She says their
,parations are radically wrong, and the
people canno be at once God-fearing and
breaking.
The Iowa State Register, d few days
.go, to perpetrate a neat joke, published
IN account Of the finding of immense de-
,osits Of pr~oto-oxyde of hydrogen on the
of the river near that city. Sew
sral wise journals "bit," not knowing that
oroto-oxyde of hydrogen, being Interpret.
ID, meant ice.
An editor, who has been keeping a rec.
of big beets, Announces at last that
the beet that beat The beet that beat the
,ther beets is now beaten by a beet that
beats all the beets, whether the original
,eet, tho beet that beat the beet, or the
,eet that beat the beet that beat the beet. "
The Khan Of Khiva has paid up to
low a hundred thousand roubles of the
ndemnity imposed upon him. He is,