The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1874-11-14

case of fatal accident he would doubtless
Re 10 have the world know that nc went to
lat's.,he-namc-o t.thatplace a minute and Il
If quicker than any other man ever did.
A party of young men were out screnading
few nights since. They sat on the pave
ent whlch had been recently paved with a.
solution. Next morning the rear of six
Eir of pants dotted the walk, and music is.
ard no more around that cottage
Joshua" said Qaiz's landlady to her hope
|, at brcUkfas, yesterday; Joshua, what is
heir apparent" There's one OF the but
r mother, . = the untilial youngster,
nd the cd lit upon HIM with the
flee pot.
A little h,} .,ln't remember the text eX
tly, but Iuuu u. it was something about a
lwk bet"u.. 20 pigeons. 1t was, "Why
bit We be zen Wo opinions"
Breaks, ninetynine," said "A waiter
verd u clerk at hotel not long
20. "Thuu!"r," said the CLERK, 1--WE can't
b it," TAc waiter explained that ninety
ne was the lumber of the room.
4 Fair Haven saloon keeper recently re-
IL 81
~, Tor n, ,rh, cents Her mother waited IN.
crndo,5 cant Tho lit,Ir rirl far some wills.
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~ ~, ,',se;nnar, Sac;a,y 'naetimr saws
a %, 10 IoIi}os 1910 tvicn Of ,In
own-trodden hcathen and a.orc than a han
red of tlc new kind of hair dive
'N Va "'0
a partyot adventurous Michisanders cross
Lake huron last NeCN IL al open poa'' i
Milwaukee man, seated III INC oo"' WIN cars
rec'' luiHishca inc san necessary
Inc neahes' thlhS we Aue" VI 'haC o>
urred this dlSas'rous week. was the at'euiF'
ooster. Everybody knows what they wanted
use II for.-Jottet sun.
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y romantic young man recently cioped
Nth Miss Waters, the daughter OF a veal
hy New YORK merchant dc douDtlcss eN-
Perienced in accordance with the old maxim;
Stolen waters are Sweet'--z1}oSto" GSode'
;,
bother the other night, when she expected
er lover, who is deaf and talks in loud
foice, and 1t was forty-eight hours before the
Rector could bring the old folks out of It
--
\ youth who attended a Scotch revival
|neeting for the fun of the Thing, inquired OF
|he minister whether he could work a mira
lie or not" The young mans curiosity was
fully satisfied by the minister kicking him
put of the church, with the malcdictory I'VE
annot work mlrcles but we can cast out
|'evils!"
An ihquislllVe CHAP sleppce ih'o d llIin.e
completing me sculpture OF iaiho, III"
you cut up that animal &skeG the ih'errog
[lllon POM IN, no. salu Nun, tne I"mo
las Deen 'here al inc uille' only looh 'ue
larole from "iouhd hlti-'lla' all
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ms Is a s"0 Moiau' "S ue!l, S1lu 'lie wiz
ruinti;ei!' very S"ns'I'TIEi inc man, !,
Wele IL Iot l"' YOU S"odIu 10, W quit It,
Vh, ny ue"I' Eagerly !espoEueu ne nus
pand, Eow c"uId you Junk l would inter,
ere WIN your happiness: 90, Dy&ll means!
ihe lady got we'll
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inc nope o. ms "te"Im. NnIh sle !d' .1i
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u HIS ha!r ana snoteun On ms shlou,u .
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