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WHEN DOCTORS DISAGREE. ETC

Every, one know. Nv ro,n+ot;oa A., .,.,o,,
"a r " Io,.o1l l., !. p.nt nn.o
and sn.a,.e, a., ,lo uo,,so ,f pan,o,a,+,.;,...
Sill m as,iran ,ar .t,;.;,l ,a,o,. ,l -
cratve salaries ,e Gonna. aeoin = H. t.an. :,
the nom;nee Of his ,,,,y e., ". .,ao.;o, . a.,
LEGISLATIVE !, .,oo,.;, !. Il;
tn. Ee,,y,;co,, saw.
Nu,v;.,u.a,;,,'.,,x ,.........
few opponents Of Col. Charles " Jowen he
was Yesterday unanimously renominated /, r the
Legislature by the L pnblican- of Jefferson
Til. effrctually dsposcs Of the sneers and slurs
which have been heaped upon him. The large
convention organized BY the people them
selves, all clubs was represented and in the lam
guagc Of the state Htyist.1', money cannot buy
the Republicans Of jefferson. They We're in
tluenced to give their votes to the Col Lowell
because he is property holder il the parish a
permanent resident and thew apnrnved his
course coz ana sstained ms acton as consistent
yention did we'll fr IN better renresan,at
could be sent from Jefferson
IN, .r.,
~ in'n 'i""ai WHO'LL inc organ mus
complimentary endorses. is the same who
uoc a,;l+,. .. ,,la,,E a.,
:, 80 UNIV - 'iie
United States Government whilst acting as
nootm,s+., 81 +h;c ;+
~,
Inc sSnte neg ser. however. another Repub.
lican paper and uubIished in Jowell's nar;,b
- - iulte ~ Sih'lsH 20 party ana 50 entirely
oblivious Of all sense Of decency and honesty
,s ;ts conta,o,oror,, o,, ,.., -. a.:
az" P'i's VI gan u 'his
city. HE registers opinion of Lowell is
moro ctr;cnv IN ,ooo,d.,,.,. .,.;.l -; .,
N1' --0i'
character ana MS political Importance. IT
saws:
nv -. .,
= nc noihlna'ioh ol Lo"eh would 90 more 10
aeiea' 'he tlche' 'hah ,he selection OF dozen
eoio,tu ihtu u Soou character, not because he
Is "Hlte, WHICH IS MS greatest cialH Ioi nOml-
hatiol' p't because the people ana The party
Mahl no more OF ms publc services. NO matter
u P",iic oihcidls are trying 10 iofce MS no 1lna-
'"ii' uie! canhot ioIce people 10 vote 1or nm or
~ respect hlll. Nelthef can they compel his
to nominate whit. man. he !. ,ot the .nly "ns
to find.
AGAIN the He9tS'es says:
.er.aih hepnblicals, for whom W. hay. always
re cndeayorn.. Z, force Imwel IN W. p.,pnlli''
ans OF Jeitersol. parish, as candidate for the
.~asnm ~ iii. ac. NJ - 81 tiie
hen! with being parties t" any corrupt job, aud
tr W u' no. 1ee any o,iier reason why 'hey
sestur. AHA threat. TIE Republicans .f tie
1fa,e arr ho' able I" carry Lowell amy longer.
n I'LL Repubhcan,artv nst h. rrr,avaI II a,r
nat 1t may be respcctrble and reputable. Iowells j..
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JUBILANr. A Washington special

SYpHER JUBILANr.-A Washington special
to the Cincinnati Enquirer says:
There is perfect horde of carpet-basgers
in the city, who are naturally very eNubelant
at the idea of wreaking their vengeance upon
the Southern people. One Of these creatures,
Sypher by name. who was proven before the
Senate Investigating Committee to have pack ed
the ballot-boA in order to elect himseR TO Con-
sress, was especially sxultant at the idea OF
Furnishing the White League but even he
~.emed to think that the circular Went a little
too far Whether this policy Of intimidation
and arrests III AlaDlln. ana other Southern
States will be successful i'll c0Wlng The people
remains to be seen: but it is believed that in
tie Indignation which this brutal policy of tn,
Administration will excite the States OF Mary
land and Iirgina will .le., !. nearly rn,ni-
nous delegation. IN opposition :" the present
rotten dynasty.
CEor,-Ths week .opious shower, hau.
fallen over the parish. The crop. ire grow
ing finely. The cane is rapidly shooting up,
and may recover from the effects OF the late
drought, by the grinding season. .iunAEn
(>t -Nuy) Enterprise, 81 inst.
In the town OF Smithvlle. Connecticut,
there are said to be 3Sl Smiths and number
Of prospects In that town perman ntly re
sides the celebrated John Smith, whose name
is more familiar to than that of any other
American citizen.
Mr.. O'Clarence has sued the Danbury Netrs
for SIS, 900 damages. 1t is said that Bailey
the editor, went to Europe to avoid the an
noyance of having to defend himself from the
satae orc.
EX-Gov. Walker has been trinmphantv re-
ceyed by the Virginia military at Jordan Springs,
and Gen Beauregard made speech on the occa-
sion. Walker feels sure of his election to Con
grcss.
I'VE believe We can affirm says the Go,.-
''that the French Government
has no thought of demanding the eNtradition
of Marsh.,l Rnzlnn y
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OF the 100 members Of the Alabama Radical
State Convention, ~ We're Federal and -
State office-holders.
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l. tt feels that the BUIIETI. does him III us
tee. He says he did not get burned on the
roof of his house, only scorched
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producing better sample than any other Price,
- Oper saw all sizes on hand For circulars and the
highest testimonials from every cotton State apply to
iOLSAN BROS, Cotton Factors and General gents.
No. '9 fei''ldo street, New Orleans. ~ 3IneOd
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. Is a candidate for sheriff here" asked a
stranger as he looked into a bar-room. " Yes,
Why" answered eighteen men Il, they rose
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4 Card to the Public.

:: The disastrous fire which consumed oQe store
last night viii not prevent us from .za...inr
orders as usual from our friends.
Our Office will be at Messrs BLOCK / BRIT.
TONS. No. As CANAL STREET.
6. NJ. BAYLEY l. POND.
New Orleans May 30. 1874.
Flour. Grain, Provisions.
For sale in lots to suit purchasers at very low.
est rates.
The following popular brands of flour u which
have a .ar9 ..rck on hand q : to arrive; the
attention Of the trade IS lnyi, Ell to INSPECT tbs
game. before gong ELSEWHERE:
lilnclley Mills. st. Patrick,
Eureka No. /, Napoleon,
Cape Girardeau City, Key West Bea.ty.
Sucker City, Tea Table
LAWYERS Hamlet. Western Beaaty.
OATS
5000 sacks Choice Gaena OATS.
CORN
$500 sacks Choice White Yellow and Mixed,
HAY
500 bales Choice and Prime.
BACON
25 casks Bacon, Clear and Clear Rib sIUEa.
10 casks Bacon SHOULDERS.
10 casks Dry Sailed SHOULDERS
30 ticrccs Refined LARD.
100 kegs Refined LARD
% cases Sugar-cured MANS.
H. T. LAWLER.
GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANT.
Nos. 70 to 50 Peter Street,
Late New Levee,)
And 81. 81. 81, 63 and IS Fulton Street.
a' New Oreana
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clearinghouse Noticc.
SPw DprpASa Sort SS.e

WV OkLEANs, Sept. !, ySIY.
4: . meeting OF the New Orlean. Clearing.
House Association, held this day. tn. following.
banks unanimously admitted members Of
said Association and their checks wi. j.. eettleI
hereafter drought that association:
Mechanics and Traders Bank. Louisiana Say.
ings Bank.
Attest: l. " MAYNARD Sec'y
sS7 New Orleans Clearing House Ass.n,
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He is not yet convdescent. The cat meal
diet doesn't help him. Restlessly turning on
his pillow. in a weak voice he begs for troops.
q httls more troops"
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The Judge lynch who is doing SO muci.
hanging throughout the country IS not tn.
Radical Judge IF New Orleans. He ought to
be hanging, however. Richmond Enquirer.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1874-09-09

Probs says Failing barometer. south Z"
east winds, stationary temperature. cloudy
and rainy weather
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Crowds Of spectators daily .ongrcgate :"
take look at Willie +. on the roof. Small
boys are selling piece, Of smoked glas. to
Observers.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1874-09-09

No APPLICANTS FOR REGISTRATION. In
passing by the First Ward registration office
yesterday about o'clock L. NJ. our reporter
noticed that there was no one applying to
be registered. Thinking perhaps that the
registration clerks might have gene to dinner.
we looked il the room and found them all on
duty. We also learned that business had been
dull all day. there being but very few appl
cants for registration Let our white voters
come forward and register.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1874-09-09
DUF"" .NF" orleans .iy"Hry
Beard j. Bro. Iron Cotton Ties.
AMXmsl 5fiih. ~

!h' AFRO" an! other Cotton Tie. advertised by
the American cotton lie COMPANY. r. ". iiayne
q Co.. agents. lntrln9" patent owned by Mossr-.
T. j. Aiken OF thi. city. am! Beard 4 Bro, Of
st. Louis. No.
SUITS have been commenced, both in New York
ana this city, against the agents Of the American
cotton lie Company, and all persons dea nag in
the above Ties will be held accountable III dam
ages.
JAMES g. CLARKE,
Agent Beard " Bro.
50 3t2p 81 Magazine street.
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Liverpool is discussing the propriety of
introducing the use of bank checks, instead
of making the settlements with money!
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~ julia street. ......---.-.. ~
STALLS nos. III and us MACHINE naRkEI.
The vlac. for
CHOICE AND CHEAP GROCERIES, AMI
TEAS al LIQUORS. WINES, EXC.
Also
THE CHOICEST FRESH MEATS, SALT MEATS.
FISH, POULTRY AND VEGETABLES
Can be found at his Stand, Nos 1T aud lis Mag
azine Market, where he was compelled 10
go by the Butchers Monopoly
The Rest the Country Produces and Cheaper
Than Can be sold by any other sales.
man in the City Of New Orleans.
CERES and MARKETING delivered in any par.
of the city free of charge. AUS I'm
Margaret Haughery.
MARGARETs STEAM AND MECHANICAL
BAKERY,
Manufacturer OF
BREAD AND era EEs.
Of all descriptions,
Nos. "a, rs and IS New Levee Street,
iy29 2dptt New Orleans. La.
REMOVED,
JOHN BOIs.
FURNITURE DEALER.
Having removed to Nos. 1872 and l54 Camp street,
would inform his friends and the public generally
that he is now prepared to
TAKE FURNITURE ON STORAGE
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The Dubois Gotten Gin.

This celebrated
tlange Gin is rapid
ly supersetling all
others; it cuts the
seed cleaner, giving
more pounds of lint
from same quantity
OF seed cotton. 1t
does more work on
less power, same
number of saws,
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'Ihis iDr.rnlnen' m. mule b. riie -t.n. fD'
he benefit Of rhH. me. .nd their pos'uity ior-
ver, and stoud be administered IN vtite
Douglas.
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carpets. Cari,ets!
II. ..tHARTRES Strict
n WHOLESALE. AND RETAIL.
CARPETS, English and American.
OH. CLOTH, Floor, Table ana Enamel.
MATING, Whit, Check and Fancy.
WINDOW SHADES. Ticking, ~.
IUELipS, b. .le Bale .. Piece.
CURTAIN MATERIALS.
LACE and Nottingham. Lace Ci RTAiNS.
.:Sss"c !dp By 4. BkOusSEAT.
Clearing House .NOticr.
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EVERY LADY HER own DREssmAKER.

The art of Cutting and Fitting taught in zen sess
moderate rates Black Crepe mlie new.
Also Dressmaking and Millinery OF the l4.-,st and
neatest styles MRS. GARBANAT-TL
G25 Magazine street, New Oreanse
LADIES' HAIR STORE. eel Bro
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Time Of Arrival and Departure Of Mails

lime Of Arrival and Departure Of Nails
FROM THE
NEW ORLEANS POST OFFICE.
Mobile and Lake Coast = Closes at Z 4 NJ.
arrives at z L. VI.
Mobile-Closez at P. NJ; arrives at pm.
II L. VI. a.
Western Mal-Closes at A. NJ; arrives r.
1880 I. NJ.
Texas and Shreveport Nails Close IN Tues.
days Thursdays and Saturdays at G:3O A. NJ: ar.
rye on Mondays. Thursdays and Saturdays a,
J. NJ.
Mail by Morgan's Railroad Closes at sOs.M..
arrives at p. NJ
BED River Mail-Closes az P. NJ, a-.yes a.
TAM. -
IN, vlckssburg and Coast Mai-Closes on Tuesday,
Monday. Wednesday and Friday at I A. NJ.
", Plaquemines Parish Mail-Closes on Monday.
Wednesday and Friday at $50 A. NJ; arrives on
Iuesda, Saturday and Thursday at 9 P. NJ.
Donaldsonvlle Mail-Closes at A. n arrivss
'''o =. A. jeQ
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CHEAPEST RATES.

He will also continue to buy sell, remove, rec
pair pack and ship Furniture, with full guarantee
PICTURES AND LOOKING GLASSES FRAMED
e21 BIN
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Decidedly the most elegant and scrupuious-
" neat lunch room in this city is No. II Caron-
delet street, presided over by +. Nugent The
Very appearance Of the place is appetzing
and one hardly knows when to admire the
most the spotless purity OF the linen, the
brightness Of every utensil the excellence Of
the lunch, or the flavor of the viands A drink
that Nugent can't mix isn't worth drinking,
and he has the faculty OF making even ordi-
nary drinks delicious.
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Mnrat Iastead found good many old ac-
quaintances i'll Iceland He says hogs are as
plentiful there as in Cincinnati, and gerninded
slim very much Of home.
The New Orleans bulletin. [volume] (New Orleans [La.]) 1874-1876, 1874-09-09

Waving removed our factory :. II. a.. Vi, ,.ls.
and introduced the latest Improvement. u ma.
rhluery We are now prepared 70 siv. ~ y. a..
.cution to all orders sent - -.
Charges: Baggng, lies. Vwl.c auH Cay =
inc Bale Observation-Disclosures. 80.
D.ayage from landing, per bag. .......... q
4 large supply Of bags kept always Oh ban : an.
shipped at the shortest notice.
Thanking our numerous patrons for their pas:
patronage, We respectfully solicit continuance
of the same. chopin x WHITE
au3o I'm Propr,rtOrs.
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Closed
FOR REPAIRS AND NEW STOCK.
CAMP STREET ,

On Thursday morning, the FULLWOOD
PLACE will be reopened, after thorough repairs,
under the auspices OF Mr.. JOSEPH RITTER.
with ED. APPS and CHILDRES behind the bar
Best OF Wines and Liquors.
Always on hand, experienced Bal-heepers.
Fancy Drinks Il specially.
~ Is JOSEPH RITTER
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IHh, Iuh! Ink.
MARX YOUR COTTON BALES, SAIL CLOTHS
AWNINGS, ETC,
With FREDEDERICkSON 4 HARTE'S
INDEIIBI.E INK.
BEST!
CHEAPEST!
BLACkESI!
Price, 50 % per barrel
FREDERICkSON & HARTE.
an22 1m2dp Druggists 1879 Cana street
cotton Seed Uunted.
COTTON SEED
The LOUISIANA OIL COMPANY viii .-rnish
Bags and Irvine to responsible parties and pay
the highest market price for good Cotton Seed
delivered on landings here.
Officc-No. 81 Union street, New Orleans,
an20 1m)i"
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A meek ed, humble-iooking individual,
this morning, sat down violently "n the side
walk and merely remarked. "Grac.. mercy
.nd peace.
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We believe can affirm says the Go,.-
sft{ioutei ''that the French Government
has no thought of demanding the eXtradition
of Marshal Bazaine."
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the engagement of Mr.. Chell. tenor, Davign-
&c, second baritone, and Mile. de jolly. chan
teuse legere, We learn that Mr.. Canonge has
also secured the services Of Mr.. Meric as first
baritone and Nine Teoni as contralto Mile
Teoni WAS favorte pupil of Roger, and comes
10 us directly from the ltlliens, Of Paris.
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TERMS One Dollar per Honth, "' Twelve Dollar
per Year.
inscription, foi I'll. DAILY BULLETIN received
II our counter, 1903 trayier street.
I ne BULLETIN insert, WANTS and TO RENTS
aot exceedin. one svuar. :o' yin. Cents each.
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We are glad to hear that the committee.
appointed by the citizens to assist in bring
ing Newton to justice. have engaged Mr.
HenryC. Castellanos to act as one OF the prose.
cutors. Mr. Castclanos is one Of our ablest
criminal lawyers. and will doubtless do his
best to ensure the conviction Of k.llogg's
s'pet lamb"
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kelloggs next step. we learn. j, to search
the different meeting room. of tn. White
Leagues for arms, and if any are found I"
eeiZe them. II seems he is determined to
attempt to disarm the people.
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IN Elegant Suit NJ Rooms.
Suitable for Clubs or Office.
FOR RENT.
in the palatal building of the late Hugh Mt.:o..
key, No. 76 St. Charles street. Apply to
J. G.. ELLIS.
Real Estate Agen. and Broker.
81 I'm a Carondeiet street.
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Leaving the gr,ity Of the present situation
ont of view, it is really amusin4: I" the
imaginary ghosts Kellogg pictures in every
shadow Now i seems he really believes
there packs upon pack. OF artillery here.
hidden away, and he has his men after them.
He says he knows who built the gun carriages
and caissons, where they are stored and thea
.allbre. What next. Poor Dreamer:
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star COTTON GiRi,frY.

Established! in !971.)
Factory ....... PSI Front. Cor. Er,ts -t...,.
ONCE. Observation-Disclosures. 50 Caronie-t street.
POST OFFICE BOY .l2.
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Grant cannot be charged with going back on
his own record. Supervisor Cobb. of North
Carolina, was accused Of carrying his wife on
the pay roll of his office at salary of $500,
although she performed no service to the Gov.
eminent. Secretary Bris;ow wanted to remove
Cobb, but Grant wouldn't allow it. Grant has
supported his own relatives from the public
treasury; why should he depose a supervisor
Of internal revenue who initiates his example
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REoEIPrs OF CoTToN. Charleston received
and forwarded 49,, 035 bales of cotton during
the year, ending August 3lst, against $50, 1913
last year; Savannah received G23,9l. bales,
against 726, ioG last year. Durin. tn. same
period, Macon, Ga. received 81, 47e bales.
Augusta, 20O0l7 bales. against lsO.,9:. the
year previous; Griffin, Ga. Il, 03l bales: Sci
ma, Ala, 1925 bales. Montgomery. ai.s..
bales
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Ex-Gov. Walker has been triumphantly re
ceived by the Virginia military at Jordan Springs
and Gen. Beauregard made speech on the occa-
sion. Walker feels sure of his election to Con
gicSS.
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Having removed to Nos 1872 and 154 Camp street.
would inform his friends and the public generally
that he is now prepared to
TAKE FURNITURE ON STORAGR
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Mr.. OClarence has sued the Danbury Nens
for Sl5, 900 damages. 1t is said that Bailey,
the editor, went to Europe to avoid the an
noyance of having to defend himself from the
nsatnte orc
, 1874-01-25

head in mock sadness. 81 My wife always gets
her own way By giving up to me, and then In
ashamed to take the advantage" "it's
all fudge you know" whispers the wife,
, %abou. ny ha7ing my own way. Ny bus
Sa ss's n.nusr sas bo h5 Just f1s' as ySa
please. my dear! How do know what want :
/ don't please anything in particular till I'm
opposed in it. So it ends in his deciding the
matter after ~"
But the most bewlderiug of all subjects
is the
STUDY OF oSE's SELF.
The amazement which ills you when, after
firmly resolving on certain course of action,
you find yourself doing directly the opposite
thingl You find it impossible to explain to
y9'Fse ~ey Certain after mapnsr psy0s .na ts' 1901
ing down into the depths OF
humiliation therefor, and giving the subject all
due consideration, when q second opportunity
presents itself you never fail to distinguish
yourself in the same way. Given the same cir
cumstances, the SANG result ensucs. It is an
unacnountable fact.
Again. every student Of self must have quericd
why it is that the curious faculty called instinct,
possessed BY both men and animals, seems TO
prove Of little OF no use to the former. When
dog dstrusta man, he acts on that impulse
and probably dcbars himself from the enjoy
ment OF q pound Of poisoned meat or
charge OF shot; but one man d1strustlng
another watts for some proof OF the
correctness of his instinct, and generally flnds
himself in the position OF one who has waited to
be bitten by the rattlesnake, to make sure, he
heard the rattle. Since We have this endow-
ment Of instinct, it would seem it was given for
use; something which would act quicker than
reason sort Of weather -signal-6erv1cet through
life. Perhaps it ia this ine1plicable faculty
which causes Us, when we look back over our
own old letters and other written sentimental to
wonder at our own foresight, and to feel that,
all uncopsciously at the time, we we're indeed
the prophets Of our own lives.
WITCu-HAZEL.
, 1874-01-25

Tho Pail Mau Gazette is firm believer IN ~
story that an invention is ready for pareoss VILLA
acts as follows:
lyon simply insert the beg1imed apd rno'1 -
ses-coated infant in an orlhce, which ean ~ ~
made Of any required size by turning 1ea
minutes cog-wheel with electric attschsnehss5; -
Tue child gl1des gently down highly po'.snSS19 20
incline-plane it's lips are mat st ts terminus ~. ~
an India rubber tube from which the 10 iant a.
draw Iacteal tournament. While in this cota-
partment, which is lined with plate-glassa a.had ms
rors, the pe1tu1bed spirit Of tho infant u soo.u
by it's frantic efforts to demolish lts own ipa6r
reflected in tho glaas with nickel-plsted con- a.
bined toeth-cutter, nail-knife, 1a:tle an1 h.n5
hammer, which are thrust into the bab5 ntn~ "a.
by an automatic monkey. Fa:lgued by ~ III. IL
structive efforts. the infant falls asleep, sad Il
the organ attachment plays softly the mesoaj j;nts
Put he in A1y Little Bed Then u stps 4
the third compartment Here the naoj -.
washed. Another sr1al tube administers tr.rr so
Of soothing syrup. aad the infant glldes lds,.hsd III
the machine, lts nails pared It's han Soh II
ready FOR tha habiIincnts rendered necessary ~
the fall u o1r t-st pareute."