The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-02
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josh Billings Ill On on pispspshe.ss =, ).

uSPeP''c 'or ~ years anu tour Fmontha, aHa
1t would have been munni iufiniipoek6ssss,
if | had'becncborhi without, anya ssumsF
muck. 1tis G-o1'isr !s dby If pid sss7,es x,ssv
[ have prayed upward ofsloua ts,ous %,
.sa sand times TO- be,opa the iasidoa liko ep
ors'rIeh or a travelling colporter,,, sb.,.,,
have seen traysipass 50 eeplp,rtsrs Ehe, 80
could eat az,nuch az q goose.
! lhIrv hIrve seen. e. goose eat till ssshsy
couldn't stand uP. aay moro, and, ti,esa .,
sit down and eat sum, and then lay down d1' 90
and eat sum, and then roll over ana 3essA
sum mere. '93oa ' F'SSo7 1os t&sEiaa oaR
have tried sinig5 5',t on filtered wlsssr 80
and going barcfoot for dispepshs, s,aadA
that tdidn't lit the s pot. o. Liz 'saaiIorac
have soaked at water cure estabIiskRip
men's until | was so Timber that kouldyaM
n OF git myself backayaina inside sofniA
Bal Twin apparela&osi aaT ;agss sskaasv
bought a saddehuss once whoo aaai 7st
='t up expressly to kure dispepshy+r.haiaa,
was warranted to kare the dispepahysin sins
30 days or,kill the hqss., r. ~ !. y.;. !, !.
llewas warranted to trot ha.der, ,thanS.l
a trip hammer, pull wusser on biz
stumble safer down hill than emmy othoer
hoss on the foot stull., On
rode the hos hoss until !, waz all over o
jelly, then sold him bride and saddISS -
and all for sixty eight dollers. ana goas .
sued by the purchaser, and had so pay
him ninety dollars and sum saelniths dana az
scs, bekauze the hoosa had the, sNimshy, sa'u
a disease knu nothing about. a'& ss saf
The hoss and fxingss kost me 420,aol
lers gold. Hf& .sFEassss'5 lssai6 asgs
|. contracted for eleven koras ose
hickory wood, kross grained, and as fdll 81
of wrinkles az an old cows horn ana
saw ed away three months lit, and the
pile seemed to grow bigger every day.
Isfinaily gave awaythe saw, and what
- thereSwas left to- save life, and
sats asaraged "a square Yictiua
Ia the5 q 6
have lived n>Aa4A cd side ana gam
bnoled in the sailing food uutil twas az
we!l.pickled as !, number one salt mack
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have lwelt at Saratoga, and taken
!. the. water ike mill race and still had
The dispepshec. - 4 . g ~ 4sllsd
Ih4vo walked two miles beforoo' break 4
fast and th.n EFT a slice ov dri toast ahds
'haf the yielk ov pullet's eg; sGn ana fsls Is
aall the time az weak as a kitten thas a.
had pjnst come outov atfits. sTAweiaq &
4, r have slaid'i down moro atiaa1 sgopis
thousand times and rolled over eones 6as
rnihate all nightsIongg, and gst4upih thsae
morning like corpse, and there .diah'Sie
nothing scemrto,ail me. dnnB sRhosenio
| pardehlarl tzio1s0 ed1 so ssiIaiJ a;viay
4 I'have'read whole libsfys onthaatuns. II
mdk'"na liver hnd'ewheni i1gosathtasi1a
knu CRATE deal less what wa. then,aaA3
ter with1nea than iwbepsi begun. yg.,,,A
| -Ehave sdrapk whiskee With roots 10 It.;
enaG7to carrylof, emmy Tbridgoier, ,iagv,f,
mill dam ip,thescountryg 9 a: .,iY.sis sfd,
aIohave worked opGa farm for mi yittsla,
! Hhdnboasd 'and dietcds on fridspork ana
ri i4red. until; was thin 'as the sermon
ov, q scyen days baptissss PREACHER prrtaaacfilaesra eaF
| have dun all these things and taa
! thousand other things julsht ass IriidikflS,a
and have got the old dispepshes yss,a
just az natral and as thik az the Yppimples'
an four year old goose. 'E'''q''4 oa' 70
Oft yu sit a''gooa hold aovs thea dispep
he ontesyou Karat uever loose itsentire,
is II wiih'chmIarodad ohcsiin4a while,
k'Aa ost,and if it don't skarosyu 90
nn'ch1as itsdidI once, and emaksaiyou
'Iiiak Suiafs going gto~ dies to- morrow
lt~ii make5oa feel'just as sorry .,as5.
Yours, JOSH BILLINGS
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''The abasest omen have the lowest estiF
nidtc bf women.4i saaiaga siDa ba4atisss
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