Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-11-27
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
BAD debts-owlng grudges.
Go TO work should be all the go.
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Go TO work should be all the go.
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A SWEET article for the toilet-A honey.
comb.
IT is at home that the ruin Of soul
begins
How to find a girl out--Call when she
is not In.
WrT without sense is razor without
handle.
AN affair of the heart-The circulation
of the blood.
HANDLED without gloves-Knives and
forks generally.
NOTHING becomes young girl so well
as modest ways.
IT is better to be flush in the pocket
than in the face,
WHo always comes to ball after mid.
nightY One A. M.
If you act with view to praise only,
you deserve none.
He is an illiterate man who spells
wife" simply "yf."
THE a,robats of every household-The
pitcher and tumbler.
IT is better to do and not promise than
TO promise and not do.
WHAT is that which, though black, en-
lighteneth the world? Ink.
VERY, very blonde hair is now called
the light fantastic tow"
VERMONT proposes to make drunken
ness a legal ground for divorce.
THERE was once an old lady who
kissed cow, though lots of young ladies
kiss calves.
THERE is nothing in phrenology after
all. The greatest rivers have small
heads.
IT is very we'll to say, take things as
they come,' but suppose they don't
come?
THE true motive of our actions, like
the reed-pipes of an organ, are usually
concealed.
THOSE who blow the Goals of others
strife may chance to have the sparks fly
in their faces.
A SALT LAKE Mormon is getting rich
by hiring ont his wives to do washing and
house-cleaning
IF you will Just take notice you will
find that bald headed man never raises
his hat to lady
THE Baptists are talking of holding a
national convention similar to that late
| y hpAN " bhS
OF what science does a man think
when a railroad train is coming toward
him in a narrow cutting? Engine-near-
ing.
A DOG shot q man in Worcester. The
act was unpremeditated, however, the
animal pulling the trigger with careless
paw.
A WRITER in lScribRer thinks it i'm
fa- 20.
glove" on shaking hands with fellow
being.
ANOTHER argument in favor of tobacco.
A Vermont farmer who was attacked by
a bear dosed Bruins eyes with fine-cut
and thus saved his life
THE pretty French fashion of wearing
band of wide black velvet ribbon
around the neck is in vogue again. Maid
\ ems with crane-like necks are exceedingly
gratefnli
A WRITER in the New York Methodist
suggests that should a great Mohamme-
dan leader arise, with anything like the
energy of the original Prophet, the Mos
lens would give the defenders of Chris
tianity hard fight.
IT is estimated that the granite, lime
and slate quarries of Maine, if they were
fully worked would sustain population
equal to the whole present population of
the State. There is enough slate to roof
over the whole State and have some left.
IT is estimated that the people who
have fallen victims to the famine in Asia
Minor number over 10000. AS an in
stance of the terrible devastation among
the cattle and fiocks, it is stated that in
one village out of more than 1 900 sheep
and goats just one sheep and one goat
| IN and Of 100 tvun
THE recent rapid growth of San Fran
cisco is something extraordinary. Dur
ing the past year over 1000 houses have
been erected within the city limits, being
more than was ever erected in any two
preceding years. Many of the houses
are of very expensive character, many
private residences ranging in cost from
$4,000 To $150.D00. The great influx of
people to the State of California is doing
the work.
A wELL-DREssED man attracted con
siderable attention in Chicago the other
day by sitting upon the edge of the side
walk for some time with his head be-
tween his hands as if in deep meditation.
, At last sympathetic stranger ap-
preached him and said: Friend, you
seem to be in trouble; can assist you in
any way" The man sprang to his feet
and, taking off his hat, parted his hair
carefully, and said; Stranger, do you
see that cut? My wife did it this morn
ing with flat-iron, and then sent me
down town to buy her new bonnet.
And have been sitting here for an hour
trying to decide whether l will buy it or
not; and blame me, stranger, if | haven't
about decided to get it,"
THE fireman of the steam heating ap-
paratus at the Central Depot yesterday
found penny as he was raking over the
hot ashes in the furnace, and he took it
r up with the tongs and placed it on a
bench outside to cool of. 1t had hardly
commenced TO cool when heavy man
) named Johnson, living in Saginaw, came
along. He was talking business with a
: friend, and as he came to the bench he
? parted his coat-tails and sat down on the
! penny, remarking: "As l was saying,
= you can have forty acres for-whoopl
/ Thunder and blaZes-ouch-dash it
: gosh TO whoop" He galloped around in
: wild amazement, the hot penny sticking
9 to him like brother, and it was two OF
Y three minutes before anyone found out
a whether he had dropped down on tack
I or been bitten by dog. There was q
V heavy aroma of burning cloth and Bills
e tered meat, and Mr.. johnson stretched
/, forth his arm and exclaimed that he
t should devote the remainder of his life
+. to hunting down the fend who thus
1 planned TO waylay human confidence
e Detroit Free Press,
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l Decidedly "Cheeky."
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