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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1874-04-03

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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1874-04-03

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Dodgeville chronicle. [volume] (Dodgeville, Wis.) 1862-current, 1874-04-03

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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
GOOD NEWS FOR THE CHILDREN.
ST. NICHOLAS HAS COME!

CHRISTMAS comes but once a year, but ST.
NICHOLAS, the beautiful new Magazine for
Girls and Boys, just published by SCRIBSSR &
Co., of New York, comes every month.
1t is full of good things, Pictures, Stories,
Talks with Children, Historical Sketches, Fai-
ry Tales, Nursery Rhymes, Jingles, Puzzles, etc:
There two Serial Stories, s'WHAT
MIGHT HAVE BEEN EXPECTED,' Il Story
for Boys, already commenced, by FRANK R.
STOCKTON one of the best writers for Children
in the country. The scene is laid in Virginia.
The Boy Hero has started out with gun
his shoulder, and you may be sure there will Ee
no end of Fun and Adventure. The other is a
story for Girls, ''NIMPO'S TROUBLES" by
OLIVE THoRNB Mrs. Harriet NJ. Miller) to be-
gin in January. The Editors say tit is n
good strong helpful story of Girl Life. and will
be full of interest for both girls and boys. We
are not sure but that the boys will like the
girls story the best, and the girls be most de-
lighted with that written for the boys"
Then there is JACK-IN-THE-PULPIT who
tells the children the most curious things they
ever heard.
ST. NICHOLAS has already won the hearts
of the young-folks who are eagerly expecting
the next number. The Publishers have issued
Ii very amusing picture, entitled Little Child
rem Crying for st. Nicholas
1t is the most beautiful Magazine ever issued,
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something for all, from Grandpapa and Grand
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The Publishers say, they mean to make 1t
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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
True Economy in Good Roads.

There is no economy in Saving at the
spigot and losing at the bung." There
is no economy in parsimony in road
making and paying treble or quadru-
pie to wagon makers, blacksmiths, and
harness makers. Uneven road beds,
gulleys and boulders tax man more
heavily in purse, and are more vexa-
tious to spirit than his part of the cost
of constructing and maintaining a road
|'level and smooth as barn floor" -
Men don't get rich, or are long time
getting rich, just because they don't
begin right. What is the use of toll
ing to save crops, if share of the prof
its is lost in getting them to market
A man starts to his nearest town with
a ton of hay, from which he expects to
realize $40 to SIS. He runs into q
gully, tips over, and half day is lost
tohimself and team in getting straigh
ened up; or he loses tire, breaks some
part of his wagon, or casts a shoe, be-
cause of boulder or something else
that should not be there-out comes
his purse for repairs, and away goes an
hour or'more of his time!
But the cost and loss of his time is
not all-he gets fretted, worried in
spirit, -and becomes exceedingly un-
amiable, boorish and bearish. And
this last is no first rate evidence of his
civilization-traced back to his imper-
feet road bed. A poor road in a pop
ulous community costs enough, Incl
dentally, accidentally, in the course
of twelve months, to macadamize its
whole length, and to give something
almost as durable as the everlasting
hills.-Erchange.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
THE SUN.


THE WEEKLY Sun is too widely known
to require any extended recommendation but
the reasons which have already given it fifty
thousand subscribers, and which will, We hope,
give it many thousands more, are briefly rs
follows:
n is Il tirst-rate newspaper. All the news of
the day will be found in it, condensed when
unimrortant, at full length when of moment,
and always presented in clear, Ineligible,
and interesting manner.
1t is iirst-rate family paper, full OF enter
tanning and instructive reading of every KIND,
but containing nothing that can offend the
most delicate and ScrupulouS taste.
1t is tir>t-ratc story paper. The best tales
and romanccS of current literature are carefully
selected and lcgibly printed in its pages
1t is hr>t-ratc agricultural paper. The
most fresh and instructive articles on agrcuI-
tural topics regularly appear in this depart
mcut.
1t is an independent political paper, belong
ing TO no party and wearing no collar. 1t cs-
Pccially dcVotcS its energies To the exposure OF
the great corruptions that now weaken and dis
grace our country, and threaten To undermine
republican institutions altogether. 1t has no
fear of knaves, and asks no tavors from their
supporters.
1t reports the fashions for the ladies and the
the markets for the men, especially the cattt
markets, TO which it pays particular attention
Finally, II is the cheapest paper published
One dollar Il year will secure il for any sub
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in order to have THE WEEkLl Sun nj thi:
rate Any one Who sends a single dollar vii
get the paper for year.
We have no travelling agents.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
6te farm,
The Churning Song.

The Churning Song.
Apron on and dash in hand,
Ger the old churn here stand:-
Cachug!
How the thick cream spurts and flies
Now on shoes, and now in eyes =
Cachug! cachug!
All, how soon I tired get!
But the butter fingers yet: -
Cachug!
Aching back and weary arm
Quite rob churning of its charm -
Cachug! cachug.
See the golden specks appear!
And the churn rings sharp and clear
Cachink
Arms, that have to flag begun,
Work on; you will soon be done:--
Cachink! cachink.
Rich flakes cling to lid and dash;
Hear the thin milk's watery splash =
Calink!
Sweetest music to the ear,
For it says the butter is here!
Calink Calink!
st. Nicholas for February.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
MAKES the WEAK STRONG.

The Peruvian, Syrup, q Protect
Ell Solution of the PrOtOcide Of
Iron, is so combined as to hare
the character of an dtiMe1lt, as
easily digeStett ana dSSineiJdteI
arith the blood as the simplest
food. 1t increases the quantity
of Natures OUn TituliSi7ag
agent, Iron IN the blood, and
cures "0 thousand ills" simply
by TOniny Mp, IllCigOrdti1lg and
TitdtiSi1lg the System. The en-
riched and ritaIiSed blood per-
medteS ecery part of the body,
preparing damages and aCaSte,
searching out morbid secre-
tons, and Tearing nothing for
disease to feed upOn.
This as the secret of the aUO1a-
derfuI success of this remedy IN
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plant, DrOpsy, Chronic Diar-
rhna, Boils, Nervous Affections,
Chills and Feyers, Humors,
Loss of Constitutional Vigor,
Diseases of the Kidneys and
Bladder, Female Complaints,
and all diseases originating IN
Il bUH state of the bfOOd, or Nc-
compGnied by debility or a lo,O
state of the system. Being free
from 1icohOt, IN any form, its
enerDi=ing effects are not fol-
iotred by corresponding 1'eac-
ton, bit are permanent, inftt-
sing strength, rigOr, and nesO
life into all parts Of the system,
and building up an Iron Con-
sfifutiOn.
Thousands hare been changed
by the use of this remedy, from
Hedk, sickly, suffering crea-
lures. to strong, healthy, and
happy men and 7COmen: and
inrdiids cannot reasonable hes
itate to gice it a trial.
See that each bottle has PERU.
WAN SYRUP blotC,s IN the glass.
Pamphlets Free.
SETH W. FOWlE & SONS, Proprietors,
No. Milton Place, Boston.
SOLD yY DRUGGISTS GENERALLI.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
THE AMERICAN FARMER

Begins a new volume January /. This is an
old established standard Farmers paper, de-
voted to agriculture and its interests. Special
attention is paid-besides that given to the sta
pie crops, artificial and homemade manures
&c.,--to Live Stock, Fruit Growing, the Dairy
&C. Some of the ahlest of American agricul-
turists write for it. 1t is Practical, Suhstan-
tial, Reliable Sl.50 year. To clubs of five
or more only 81 each Very liberal and hand
some premiums for clubs. Las, three months
of 10 free to all new names received before
December 81. Specimen numbers free. Agents
wanted every where.
SAML SANDS l. son, Publishers.
nov / - Baltimore, Md.
~For $500, in advance, we will furnish
. copy of the Timesa and the Farmer for one
wear Publisher or TINES.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
LOOK To YOUR INTERESTS,

and insure at once in your own State, where
you participate in the profits.
Now gentlemen you have a chance 10 insure
IN good and perfectly reliable company uu-
der our own supervision.
The Directors of the Company hope by ener-
gy, economy, and fairness with all, To merit,
aud receive, in the future rs in the past, the
patronage and cooperation of our citizens in
all parts of the State. my 2T-lv
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

bacon, Lard, Butter, Cheese, Herring
ID Mackerel, Shad, Flour, Buckwheat, Meal,
Syrup, Apples, Sweet and Irish Potatoes, Tur-
nips, Whiskey, Blackberry Brandy, Wine, Gin,
Brandy, Vinegar, Molasses, Coal Oil, Salt, Su,
gar Coffee, &C., &C., for sale cheap for cash.
]. THOS. COTTON,
octl7 Aliens Fresh,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
THE PORT TOBACCO TINES.
And Charles County Advertiser,
is PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY
BY E. WELLS,
EDITOR ANDP PROPRIETOR.

TERMS;
Two Dollars per Annum. Payable In adj
vance. S2.5O II not I'm advance.
Commune ations, the effect of which is to
promote private or individual interests, are
matters of charge, and areto be paid toi athe
rate of so cents per sQuarc.
ter, one dollar per square for the nrst inser-
ton For rule and figure matter, two dol
lar. per square for the first insertion. For
each insertion after the first. fifty cents per
square. Eight lines Cor that space occupicd)
constitute a square Ii the number of inser
tions be not marked on the advertisements il
will be published until forbid, and charged
accordingly. The privilege Of annual advcr-
tisers ex tends only to their immediate bust
mesa.
Obituaries, tributes of respect, calls upon
persons to become candidates, &c, inserted
as Advertisements, at the usual rates. Mar
rage notices IS cents
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

IRON POTS, Ovens, Spiders and Lids, and
i odd Lids, large Balances for weighing strip
ped Tobacco, Guano Sleeves, Half, Fourth and
Eighth of Bushel Measures, for sale by
J. THOS. COTTON,
apl2 Aliens Fresh.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

I HIS Is 4 Nomc ComPHny gotten up express
l " in the interest Of the citizens of South
crn Maryland, to enable them to overcome the
difficulties they experienced in procuring lnsnr-
rnce in the ordinary Insurance Companies with
Il majority of its Directors well known in that
community.
II has been in existence now over -four years.
IN losses accrued and they have been unusually
arge) hare hrcn .tarhtuLy and promptly latd
which is our best guarantee for the future.
The plan adopted Is the safest and cheapest
known in Insurance and affords 10 all lnsur-
ance at lis exact cost and ought TO lie cucour-
aged by all no wish 10 protect themselves from
loss or damage he fire.
If those interested will give it their patron
age and interest themselves in the increase Of
is business. in a few years it will rank among
the largest Insurance Corporations in Maryland
IA credit and boncti; alike to ali, and an honor
to the State.
J. TiiDS. COTTON.
jc 20 General Agent for Charles county.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

HORSE SHeEING.-Never touch the
bars, frog, sole or outer surface with a
knife, or rasp. Shoe with light, thin
shoes, that allow the sole, bars and
frog to be brought in contact with the
ground, and thus bear their due pro-
portion of the horses weight. Use
small nails, and not over five of them.
Never allow the points to be driven
high up the wall Of the hoof. For Or
diSary service in the country during
the summer menths, use only tips,
which protect the toe, but leave the
entire ground surface of the foot un-
unprotected.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
How Early Should Heifars Have Calves

There is a great difference in the
practice of farmers in this respect
some feeding high and breeding as ear
ly as possible, and others keeping the
heifers away from the bull until their
third year, feelingquite satisfied with
a calf at three years old. 1t is admit
ted that the heifers grow larger that
breed late, and if beef is prominent
object in the animal, this may be good
policy. But in dairy districts we want
milk, butter and cheese, at the earliest
moment that the animal is capable Of
producing them economically. The
Jerseys and their grades bring calves
quite early, some times at fifteen months
old, frequently at eighteen months, and
as rule at two years and under. The
heifers that come in at fifteen months
frequently lose their calves, and their
growth is a good deal retarded. But
the milking qualities of the animal are
generally developed, and if the heifers
have rich pasture and are well fed dur
ing the winter, we prefer to have them
come in the second spring after birth,
say from twenty to- twenty-four months
old. This saves at least a years keep
ing, and we think makes better COW,
although she may not be quite so large.
The cost ofkeeping two-year old heif-
er in the older States is from $35 to $50
a year, and if there is no calf until she
is three years old, it is so much money
out of pocket. We have never been
able to discover much difference be.
tween the quantity of milk given by a
heifer in her second and third year.
If we'll cared for, the two-year- old be.
gins to pay as soon as she brings calf
IF of good stock, and heifer, the cali
will be, as we'll worth raising as any
subsequent calf dropped by the same
mother. She will probably give more
than milk enough to pay for her years
keeping, and the calf viii be clear gain.
Vhe, cost of keeping. COWS in the East
ern States is now so great, that one
needs to put them to breeding at the
earliest day it can be safely done. AT
three years old the animal has consum-
ed not far from eighty dollars worth
of food, whether she has yielded any
return or not. If you can put fifty
dollars to her credit at the close of the
third year, it looks little more like
making the raising of dairy cows liv-
ing business.-Azaea. Agricultural.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
Mrs. NJ. A. SCOTT
CHAPEL POINT MILLS.
Meal and Flour always on Hand for
Sale Here.

rHHE undersigned would respectfully inform
i his friends around the country that he has
procured two pair of new French Burrs, and
that the Mill is now in complete order for grind
ing both WHEAT and CORN. Persons send
ing their Grain to this Mill can have it ground
on the same day, namely Wednesdays, Thurs
days and Fridays Of each week.
WILLIAM Witty,
aug 29-tf Chapel Point.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
Kidneu Dc Bladder COMPLAINTS,
DR.. RADWAT'S
Observation-Disclosures

perfectly taseless elegantly coated with sweet gum.
purge regulate. purify cleanse and strengthen. Rad
ways Pills for the cure of all disorders OF the stomach
Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases.
Headache. Constipation, Costiveness, Indigestion, Dys
pepsa, Biliousness Bilious Fever. Inflammation of the
Bowels, Piles and all arrangements of the Internal
vscera Warranted to effect positive cure. Purely
Vegetable, containing mercury, minerals or deeteri
Gus drugs
A few doses of RADwAY'S PILLS will free the sys
emrom all the above named disorders Price, 70 cents
per Box. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS
READ FALSE AND TRUE" Send ietter
stamp to RAILWAY 4 CO, No. 80 Warren ST., New
YORK. Infor worth thousands will be sent you
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE !
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Dwellings, Furniture, Barns. Out-Houses,
Farm Products, &C., &C.,
Insured on the Mutual Plan,
BY THU
STATE OF MARYLAND
MUTUAL
Fire Insurance Company of
Baltimore.
OFFICE:-No. II South Street,
b. Ct. HARRIS, President.
B0ay,t{ of Directors

Board of Directors:
S. II. CAUGHY. of Noah Walker & Co.
PHILIP T. GEORGE, Of George Il Jenkins.
Hon. GEORGE Brent, Of Court Of Appeals.
GEORGE T. JENKINS of Charles County.
GEORGE COMBS OF It. Mary's County.
JoHN Stack. Carpenter aud Builder.
B. q HARRIS.
7s-M esSrs Jere T. Mudd. of Gallant Green,
and J. Thos Cotton of Aliens Fresh, will act
as local agents for the Maryland Life Insurance
Company. Persons wishing TO insure can also
apply to DR.. Robert biggcS, of Port Tobacco,
VIM II. Biandford. ~ :. Charles street, or 1T
the Company Office, No. 10 South street, Bal
timorc. j. 10
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
FEVER AND AGUE.

FEVER AND hGCE eur-i fo- CIV c~-., TAr-e &,
not remedial agent In this work. that 500 -,
and Aguc. and all other MAIariaus, Hilnus Scari~r
Typhoid. yellow. and other Fcvers fat4si b. RAD
WAYS PILLS. quick !, RADNAYS READY Re
LIEF. Finy cents per boi.le.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

at the present da'r am yet the prcraratio- Is only
in the infancy of is usefulness. The great Ce.tct
of al Expectcraais introduced is that they are
simply expulsory. Hcnce they are useless: for,
less the causes Of thu acrid secretions viii. h
coughcd up are removed AMI thu ruptured, int1smed
matcrated surfaces healed and restored to their
natural tonc cure is impossible.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30
ANNIHILATES A COUGH

Ia astonishing. Is effects 30 deeper than the
syrnp. OF pulmonary disease and dlschatSc the
FROM tho system. II relieves the lpt -, chest
AMI Throat from the burdens which opIIrss them.
thus sting Consumption AMI Bronchitis in the
germ before they reach the mora dangerous stages.
frte anna FL sufIrrtr
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1874-01-30

jc % General Agent for Charles county.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-12-10
MARRLED.

WILSON, -MooRE-At HartVille, on NoVemhsr
29thi BY Rev. N, Grether, Aaron Wilson and NAlV
Z, Moore, Of suhield.
sNYDRR-DRUoKENBRoD-0n the Sd inst, ~
Rev. P. Herbruck Mr.. William Snyder and Mn
Nancy DuckenbrOd.
WIREBAUGH-HoLBEN the sth inst, By ~
same Mr., Henry Wirebaugh and Miss LucindA
HOLDEN.
BARR PoYsER-0n the Sd inst at the residences
Of the brides parents, by Rev. VIM. A. Smith, NJ.
Joseph H. Barr, Of this city, and Miss LemmA A.
Poyser, OF Canton township.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-12-10
ONE rHonSAND WANTED

We want 1000 new subscribers for the STARK
COUNTY DEMoCRAT-we want them by January
LIST, 1876. Let our active friends aid US. Any one
sending us four names and eight dollars shall be
entitled to a copy gratis.
The DEMOCRAT Is printed on new type-much
enlarged, and in quarto shape-is outspoken upon
all questions Of public policy the editor squaring
his views in accordance with JUSTICE and the
CONSTITUTION The terms are:
For one year, ...tlU W
POrsiX months O0
The DEMOCRAT Is one of the most "lively," most
readable, and largest papers in the State. Sub
scribe for 1t.
FAIR ExPLANATIoH-We are accused Of
double dealing in this, andwe, who have assailed
lawlessess and intolerance wherever they have
appeared in Kentucky, turn vehemently upon
outsiders when they put in their BILL Just %. It
ls none of their concern, and II "a ours.
Things have come to hell Of pass
when one can't wallop his own jackE@;
But things have reached still worse pa@
When the wrong fool WAllops the wrong jAckAH.
L0utsvllS oOurfT-JourAdL