Sunbury American. [volume] (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, 1874-11-27
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warning, and then agin it cume on slo, like
the rumatiss. | hav known sum pashunte
TO be in luv for six months and not know
exactly what did all them; then | hav
known other cases WHARF the partys thought
they was in Iuv, and nothing was the mat
ter of them all the time, only they was out
of humOr. sum thing to do all WIZ kures
these kind ov attacks. When a person
really liz in luv they ain't fit for anythin2
else. 1t units taruer and a blacksmith
for Dizziness Just az much AZ it duz a stu
dent at law Ola boarding slonl miss. Gen
une luv never faslens It's flrgs onto ielio
being hut once, he often gets nippeG by il
before and afterwards. but the fust skar
sticks TO HIM for life. sum people fall in
luv every ninety days, just for the phun of
the thing. But luv won't divide its pos
sesshun Ov the heart with eny other ov the
pashuns; it drives out ambivanity. \
man is never more pure than when he il
sensibly in luv. Luv il great humanizer
it makes the rude az gentle az a duv, and
tuition at a dancing school. 1t is hard
work to be in luv and not akt phoolish
but iuv Il in the Only thing kno that
makes phools eXcusable. We allwuss lafi'
at the young when they are in luv, and
pity the old ones. An old man desperate
ly iD luv IL ~ helpless az a loss child.
He TALKED IN HIS SLEEP There is a
man in Jersey City who owns an elevator.
The other night he was asleep and his wife |
was awake. He dreamed, and he muttered
words in his sleep. She listened. lie said : I
Dear Ela--darling Elia-sweetest Ella = /
She would hear no more. She grabbed him |
by the shoulder, shook him till he woke, |
and then shrieked. Who is dear Ella p |
" no is dear what = he asked, with a sur
prised look. The dear Ella you have been /
calling darling and sweetest in your |
dreams oh! / must have been thinking /
of the dear elevator which has cost me so /
much thought and trouble for the past two .
months. It's been all outgo and no income
with it, The wife subsided. She may
have been fully convinced that he was Who'll
ly truthful, but she keeps a very suspicious
eye on bin. He chuckles when he's alone,
and says. BY George, that elevator was
4 lucky thought. If she only knew 2
Then he chuckles little more, and goes
ard elevates his elbow.
THE LAWYER AND DRUNNER.-A'
member Of the Saginaw county bar was re-
Gently in one Of our thriving interior towns
on professional business. In the Office of
the hotel he was accosted bv very agree
able gentleman. evidently of the genus
drummer, who wanted 10 know where he
was from The legal gentleman not ex-
actly relishing The strangers familiarity,
answered shortly. From Detroit The
next question was. For what house are
you travelling ? For my own.' You
are! May | ask your name ? You may
Pausc-enjOyabc TO the lawyer, embarras-
sing 20 the other. We'll, desperately
what is your name = JONES' What line
are you in i don't understand you, sir
What are you selling:' Gmpatiently,)
Brains, tcoolly.) The drummer saw his
opportunity, and looking at the other from
head to foot, be said slowly, We'll, you ap-
pear to carry deuced small line of sam
pies Blackstone sayshe owes that drum
mer one.
AN old-ashioned naval captain stood up
10 90 who was shocked to observe that at
his huge and warm hands were not covered
according to etiquette. Captain, said his
fair partner, you are, perhaps. not aware
that you have not got gloves on 'Oh,
never mind, ma am answered the captain.
never mind, can wash my hands when
we've DONE
WHAT are these cups for .'asked a well
dressed man Of jeweler, pointing 70 some
elegant silver cups in the showcase. These
are race-cups, TO be given as prizes TO the
best racer If that's so, suppose you and
race for One,' and the stranger, with cup
in hand, started, the iewcler after him.
The stranger won the cup.
4 SHOULD be glad to accommodate you,'
said an Iowa damsel, TO whom a young
Bostonian had proposed, but | am partial
ly engaged already. There's ma, though,
who's only thirty-five and wishes TO marry
again, and hti,,k she is Just now without
an engagement The young man took the
next train east.
a YOUNG Leander swan across the Ohio
from a lower Kentucky town the other
night, to interview his lovely Hero on the
Indiana side, but the Old man stood on the
bank with 4 revolver in his hand, and
Leander swan back again.
SAID 4 New Yorker, to his wife Have
you heard of that new decision of the Bos-
ton courts 2 money to her husband she
cannot get it back ITumph = 'sneered the
wife, that's nothing new
THE St Louis Christian Advocate has
no ear sacriegiou- when the line we are
going home to die no more Is rendered
We're going home TO Dinah More. to Dinah
More, to Dinah More
4 MINISTER asked a tipsy fellow, leaning
up against fence, where he expected to 90
when he died. If can't get along any
better than do now, said he, 4 shan't go
anywhere. I'll stay where am
You may retire, said Governor Moses
to coloreG waiter who was standing be-
hind his chair in a South Carolina restau-
rant, ''Scuse me sab, said sam, but I'se
sponsible for de spoons
THE question for discussion at a recent
meetiHg Of scientists was. What travels ]
fastest, heat or cold = 1t was decided in
favor Of heat, as many present had often
been able to catch cold
WHAT is the difference between a mur-
derous attack and pig-killing One is as
sault with intent 10 kill and the other is kill
with intent to salt.
\ YOUNG woman complained to Dr.
Johnson that he had put bad words into his
dictionary. 'Ah,' he replied, but you have