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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1874-11-13

OFFICIAL RETURNS on THE CONSTIIU TIOSAL AMEND
MENTS.
Below are given the official votes for and
against second and Third amendments in Is counties
Tie Second amendment relates TO the Legislature and
It's organization; the Third relates 10 the powers and
forms the Leg stature. and included the sections pro-
hiJng special legislation. In the following counties
the majority for the Second amendment Is l6 aud for
the Third 3S3j}:
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LOUISIANA.

GOV. KELLOGG SUGGESTS THAT THE CONSERVATIVES
BE ALLOWED REPRESENTATIVE On THE RE-
TURNING BOARD.
NEw-ORLEAys Nov 12.-sThe Returning
Board MT to-day and adjourned to await the appoint
ioeut OF committee BIZ the CONSERVATIVES " BE- pres
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CATTLE MARKT.


BsIrrsonr Nd l2-CArrs opened 10 higher iOps ritA
dull besf sale today . 20
6ssc Gs quality i0j L.; msciun good AIR qualify Jas "a
Rrceip~, 3.4o2 head: sales. 2t75 head. -.
hsd
dull; shipping 4q5c Receipts 1865
haxd
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LATEST SNIP MEMS.

For oher SAfD Ne'-s -.
ARRIVED. O.. Ill,
ses~su Cen whitnr cOwsn BO''ou With mise ~ "''''a
sesmsS G.orss Caonssa Pstlaui Via .ss ,nd -sA
sn O. pe 1b,uI ry4r Rio J.nro - iav With coffee
scsr B. H. Br.usond O Bs'sS hsSr' tao Janeo sept 49,
Aiela ns'son tO Easipor Cousin w'0'"Orh, n s. 10
Sch sShr &c Ges fo.sst She ford vrsials
scbr. Isle Of Pincs sssiUan. vi-Sna
DOMESTIC POSsS>
os T,.nsn SI' bark S 'n from D Pr;
ron Ea,n. Arrived r1.s, stsaI,ir sol .s Be1sai
Liverpool AraIio from Berssl; Trieste ABtwsr zee Ds
ssi.sppii Baden Cl.s GOrgs skoid 4' Law
Cleared. G.nbA for
wnsassr.s n. c. l2.A-.v-s llth. brig pseopo FROM
LoHaoa bar. mana De-. from HsSsa ea s'eAa mp Bete'ae
SsScIrLs Del Passed !-u steamship Bel. for Fan
rwentyos NeEd Boston, Minnie s,nne. Tor faH Rs' ioHs
LswGs D New l2-Arrved we-tl.s Legt--s 'ehr
srene .!a Assag P also anAD-n 6SEA IN ''S SA'0'
Now l2SaeI Ilth ship JOineischS tuerj Or Lv-
lancssis SssYoili w.scan.a.
B.lTIsoaa So 2lr'ci eAr Elroo opE,a rom B.~s:
Sa1 % ' Leu. oDs 100 Gsa, K s PSD n %
nev for galveston; ngsene o Halifax; Belle %r.v or Bool
from p.alsOS1 IAred sea@h2' Fanny C.'4der 0r Asw-
nor.L, y T.. I2Ieired Lancaster. for
NsT,.ors said. 'hr h,;te T. Fi,er f Ses fs tran,
L ana S,l. ' rom ayaIo s g. a. ne y s
Nov i2-Arrved steamship Oriental from Boson-
Cleared SIPS Brush Qaee- loo liverpool; Lldsig eneH
SAILED N. Tor BotoIi steamships "ocs. Tor 10
Gen tor hew-lerK 20 the for CorA AOpn, for
PHILADELPHIA Nov l2-Arel steamships PoLeer, VIII
mngon ~ e. Jas Green, IRON AeN-IerA Cleared steamship
kdtt,esAake DVstOu.
BosTos Nov I2earei steamship Somerset for savAnph BARK
fe4sOa TO- Maaruas IRIS tor Canada Ctesi Pc
Domingo. LAsreASc
MONROE Nov 12-Pased in brig Anita OxeD Pasea
Car
HIF4s Car-e DsaeraTs O,Hs.
EcsOna AnOsstts for brenenj Maggie hagR
J-I Il. A 1s.Aaka@
GALVEsroN NV l2-AFrVed steamship San Jacinto Brl ron
LiVerpooi Oct Ia
FOREIGN PORTS.
12-Sl4led Gazolie. Hds
Oh
l2th Exreas Ne Plus
Lit.I oer4hno
DISASTER.
Mass, Nov. 1.-The chr Rrhauge q Hi1gham
VII probably cone ol oaglt she
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OFFICIAL VOTES FOR CONGREsSMEN.
The following official returns of the vote
,or C,u.ressmen By counties have been received
wAYNE-Mac Dougal Qiep). 1875; Wilson (DemJ,
40al. borne (Tenp) rs MacD Iugai's majority, s74
s1SEcA-sIacDougll, 2.56l; Wilson. Sill; Wilson's
Ss~Platr 1886; Jones' 1920; Cook 275; rlatt's
scnUILER-Patt Repl, 2,O4s; Jones tDemI 2'ls7
Cook CIrmp), 81; JOHcss plurality, l49
NYoMING-Ho,k.ns GlepJ, 5.4O3 Buck Dem.), 2295
YAfEs-I16ham, 2Is6: Plerpont. 1884; Temperance
candidate. 5,5 Lapaam's Dinrlnty 126.
sARAToGA-Hathorn, 65isi SaDders' 1860; HathornS
SCHENECTADY Hathorn, 1915; Sanders, 991i; SAN
MoSTGoMERY -IIA.horn 3,7Os; sanders, 4,2ls; San
MADis0S-Baser Rsp). 1928; Warner Dem.). 394l /;
Tenperauce candidate 90 Baker, pluraityr S'yi
Ilcn4oND-FfcncA Uiepl.! 2.o54; MetcAIle tDeml
1858 Met. al es majority, l,0sl.
oUFFoLk-Frencl (Rep) 1854; Matcalfe Dem.l, 3,l97 ;
Spencer Tenp). 100; Frencb's plurality, 6G7.
WAsHRGToS-Townsend (RepJ, SPAS; Hughes, (Dem"l
20 T0;K9 MloF!y 80 m Beebe DemJ 2en
BeeOe'~ majorify, $40.
OSEmA-isoberts (Repl, 1896 Lord Deml ll.922 :
sutton tIemRG $50; Lords pluTaht, LAG: c,,,so.,
COGTLASD-L sav enwOrth (H-p) 295l; CONS OcA
r. q .'D' 4--' 'i'''' 'i'mD' y A''''A I'll ' '
OFFICIAL RETURNS on THE VOTE FOR ASSEMBLY,
MEN.
Below are given the official votes for Assem-
bymen In I6 counties:
WAYYE CoUvrY.-Ist District. Clark Gep). 2.732 ;
Conklng tDeml, 263 lid District Russell tRer) 22S
Vest All (Dctn.), l,5U5
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES (Rep), 1850; Schuyler Dem.),
34C9. 100
sESEcA-Allen RepA 1888; Hogan (Dem). 1853.
WIoAING.-TewksDury az pD $780, jenkins (Dem'l'
1912. go
sCHUYLER-Gregory tRep), 1901; Fish tDeUl' ABB ;
Temperance candidate, 2I5. ~ o, .
YATES -sArube CIep9, 2,Ol3; Spencer (Dem.), 2OO5
Temperance candidate, $50
sARAroGA-Ist District. West (Repj 3,15e; Knapp
Dem 245J. Id District, Houghton thepJ 1l'5 Fease
(Dem), 2,224 =,
siscHEsEcTADY Stamford (2epJ, 2,C22; Benedict
(Dem), 4515. -.
sUFFoLk.-Petty repJ, a,715; Jennings Dem)' 1904
Edwards Tempt. 293.
WAsHRGToS.-Ist District. Law Glep) 2s6l shan
non (Denl AHA lid District TeH tRepl' 2Oooi Davis
| (Dem. 2.635.
RoCKLASD.-Allson CRep), 1,9?2 Brown (Dem), 1850
OsEIDA-ist District Chadwick rep Jl% o1er'
man (Dem.I, 1891 Temperance Candldate, 70. lIu'
Boyle lRep.J, 2GJs Ives Dem 2s3l Temperance can
didate, lO6 Ill., COrnwe (Rep) 2,55s Lewis lDe. j.
ASA; Temperance candidate l45. lNth, Lily DIiuEe
Rep) 1855; Weed (Dem.l, 2,S0; Temperance canlu"e
10. ~,
MoSTGoMERY.-staver Rep) 1896: schenck Dem)'
I273; Temperance candidate, 23. 49,,
MADIsoS.lst District Wellington (Repl, 2si3 Mahon
Dem !,l5i; I'D District, Armour (Eepl 2'oIii DUTY
(Deml. ASA. T., n,
RIcHMoSD.-Cunf C2epl. 2,o7a; Stephens, ir. (Dem)'
29s9. ~,
CORrLASD-whitmore (Rep), 2.saa; Lamont CDem-''
2,555. ~
ASSOCIATE JUDGE OF THE COURT OF APPEALS.
The official returns from the ~ counties
given below show that Theodore Miller tDem) mas
plurality OF 1885 and majority of i63l over Alex. D.
Johnson Qiep) and Horace V. Rowland CIempE
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Assembly--Iss Dss'rist--H a. Husss. AN; Jsns,
M.ekin. Assx Geeres Potter; ~ "a pstrictTsnf Wig.
raver, ass' benjamin g. Bro's' f'7* de''ee iA00''
xmendmsn.. to tn. constitation-Nc; !: Eor. sssa
For ss8s Assn st. "a; No. tof 1919 1ss,a:i:
Hssiust 1886 No. G For ssis Aginst 900 10 10. For.
ssis; Against, looi No II, For. ecu; Against slS
| MONROE COUNTY.
ROCHESTER,, Nov. 12.-The following is the
Official vote or Monroe County:
For Goveruor-Tflden (Deml TO- 094 DIX Qep9. 97os
For LruienanfG Observation-Disclosures. 9ssS Robin
For Canal Thayer, 1c1is Barley. sssi
For STATE prisou Inspeetor-wagncr, sg7s; Kirkpat-
For Judge Of Conrt Of Apprehension, 1888; Miller
Constitutional Ameudmeuis-surrags and Bribery
for, 1885, against $3.50; ORGANIZATION OF Legislature
for. 6,57i against. 1891; Powers Of Le1sal ure-or
7.s26, agans, 2,so5; Powers OF Governor-fcr. e.73
AGAINST, 3.7S7 Finance aud s-or. 1873. against
ons. 6s73 against. 4GiO saiariesfr. s,.si against
& 3asa % % S s aSa0 S's co
take ehect-for, 1873. against, 2,se9
oswEGo COUNTY.
0swEGo, Nov. 12-The official vote of Osweg0
County for Governor gives Dix $780, Tdsn, 6,a39 and
Clark 81.
FJr Lieutenant Governor - Robinson. 1921 DORIS
he ner, GAS. and Bagg $685.
FOR CdDaf fo9l IuayefJ WV
and NOiord. 362.
For INSPECTOR OF State Prisons-Kirkpatrick. 1871
WAGNER, 6,4l4 and Bell 376.
For Judge Of the Court of AppeAs-Johnson. I'M
Miller. 1896. and Rowland, $40.
For Congress-Baker tBp.I. $780, and Warner (DemS
7165.
Constitutional MISUNDERSTANDING vote for $500;
against, 1000
THE OFFICIAL CANVASS IN BROOKLYN.
The official canvass for Brooklyn city Off |
GERS has been completed The result is follows:
Coutroller-Powell, ssT Schroeder, $1,000; POweirs
majority, 1.56k
Misunderstanding 81 $50; Tsspas 29,O63; Searnss ma
Orlty, 2,427
Ire canvass for county ofcee will not I've completed
before next Monday or Tuesday.
Tue following the Of the votes cast for tho
county officers of westchester County:
Regstsr-Pine g 954: Archer. ,291 B-skemore. 234.
District AttOney-Co chan. 9.427i Bnggs. 1000.
Of Poor-Aa1e 95ls; Kuester, 6jlO; Hllock Bill
COrooer-Pood. S,G4Oi boSd, 7i8l; Gorhsm BOB
Justice Of sessions-Howe 1896 Ssmaa 1888 Herrk 3Ol
The members Of the Board OF Supervisors. Of which
Alderman Flanagan Is Chairman. canyassed the votes
yesterday in the XIII, XIIth. XVIIth and XViIIth As
emily Districts The lasted until 1880 o'clock
}. M. without anything occurring to interrupt the
arrival OF several disappointed politicians, VINO con-
Tersed with other in loud tone as almost TO
prevent the OF the clerk from being heard anu
\ hen stopped by the Chairman from talking amused
themselves with walking about IN creaklng boots. An
ucoherent document the Board during the
iay and being read by the clerk before m charac
er ascertaned; but a couple or SEN
ences had been read aloud the Chairman or Tered The
to proceed, as 1t impossible TO mud out 10
y hat the document had reference, who the
writer The will he this morning when
he returns from the WITH Kin, KILN ana XIVth
Assembly Districts Will he taken up.
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PENNSYLVANIA.
THE OFFICIAL

THE OFFICIAL VOTE OF PHILADELPHIA COUNTY.
PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 12.-The official vote
Of Philadelphia County makes Olmstead's majority
1908
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The Rotten sponge Pads, horrible Metal sorns pu'ess
Finger Wire prGgs apeIrI Dy ne
comfortable lRgss 6SJ Broadway RaOlrs
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TENNESSEE.
KNOXVILLE. Nov. r.

A DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY OF 1000 IN EAST TEN
NESSER.
KNOXVILLE, Nov. 12.-The returns from the
counties Of Tennessee that the Democratic cand-
date for Governor carried East Tennessee by about 1000
majority.
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GLOUCESTER Mass Nov 1.-The schr Rr,haHg q sgham o
VII probably u oaglt she 70
uh Of water
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DISASTER.

Nov. l2->aled GaEolie. Hia
Mary Feeii-d SIUTnoe aud Pameae Arrived The "a
saga I2th EHprs Ne PIN
Lila. Ser4fno.
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DIEIJ

l;es Of .N1r,ayes must be md0rsea e,ti All
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eG. SOUTH CAROLINA.S THURSDAY, MARCH l9, 1874.

cies of weulth and high social position,
was now locked up in small room, with
nothing more downy to sleep ON than. a
straw bed, and nothing more palatable to-
eat than coarse prison fare. Her spirit
never faltercd, although her body grew
weak; and for ten long weary months,
she endured her hard lot with the subli,
NEST fottitude.
Tried by II military commission, she
was sentenced to be sent South; and
when worn and weary she Mt length
reached the end of her journey, the
words of the Southern President fell
like music on her ear, "But for you
there would have been no battle of BULL
Run"
Siio did not live to see the downfall of
the cause for which she had risked her
all. In attempting to run the blockade
at Wilmington, on her way from En-
gland, she was drowned, aud her body
was afterwards recovered. Thus ended
the life of this brilliant and courageous
woman, who throwing her whole soul in.
to the 'outhcrn cause, was glad to suffer
for it. When we make up our list of
heroic Southern women let us not forget
Rose Grcenhow.
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Pat and the Deacon.

Some months ago, as Deacon Ingalls,
>was travelling through the western part
of the State of New York, he fell in with
al Irisllman who had lately arrived in
the country, and was in search of Il bro
thcr who had come before him and settled
in some of the diggings in that part Of
the country.
Pat was strong man. true Roman
Catholic, and had never seen the interior
Of Protestant church. ingalls, was a
pious man. He told Pat he was going
to church, and invited his newly made
friend to accompany him thitl,er, his des-
tination being Il smnll meeting house near
by. There was great revival there at
that time, and one Of the Icacons, who
was very small man in stature, invited
brother Ingalls, to q seat in his pcw.--Ie
accepted the invitation, followed by Pat,
who looked in vain for the alter, etc.
After he was seated, he turned around to
brother Ingalls,, and, in whisper that
could be heard all around, he inquired:
'An' Isn't this hereto church?'
Hush said Ingalls,; if you speak a
word they will pvt you out
'Divil a word will i speak at all at ALL
replied Pat
The meeting was opened with u prayer
by "a very dcvout looking pastor, who
gradually grew more frcyent in his devo
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-03-19
ALeaper in Detroit.

There is at present in one of the public
institutions of this city genuine, we'll
defined case of leprosy. The victim is
John Mccarthy, n native of Buffalo, aged
twenty-one years. He has been afflicted
with it ever since his earliest recollection,
and has led Il vagrant life, wandering, n
hopeless outcast, from city to city, occa-
sionally dropping into almshouscs and
frequently finding refuge in penal institu-
tions as Il vagrant. Mccarthy is covered
with white scales which fall off constantly
and are MS constantly renewed. These
are OH the scalp, face and hands and also
cover some portions of the body half an
:nch i'll thickness, having the appearance
of dried goldfish skin.
Physicians, accustomed as they are to.
sad sights, have turned away from the
contemplation of McCarthy's horrible
case, sick in body and spirit. The patient
is rapidly becoming imbccile fiom dis
turhcd nutrition and want of rest, for
until recently he has scarce been known
to sleep. The entire of the affected region
is Il mass Of lcprous irritation, and show
CT Of scales flies off with the least motion,
the bed presenting the appearance some
what of having been literally strcwn with
coarse bran. Medicines thus far have
had but little effect, owing in part, no
doubt, to bad hygicncc, poor food, and
insufficient clothing. Now his condition
seems n little improved. Even should
lie improve for time, the disease would
probably return with all its original viru-
iencc.
Mccarthy long since reached condi-
ton of mind where he regards the pros
pect Of death rs q blessing infinitely to
be preferred to longer endurance of his
present pitiable condition. Such is lcprosy!
Free PreSs
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1T tmakes vast difference in this case,
he returned. "Your uncle had some Pc
culiar notions, it seems. He only wished
his fortune to remain in the family, but
in his name. His will provides that it
shall go to his nearest relative bearing
the name of Hogg."
Itneeded no elaborate opinion to cna-
bic me to see the point. Tho fortune
that would have been mine went to some
trumpery third or fourth cousin, and all
through my stupid folly in changing my
name to crafty o whjm of faithless Lucy
Bacon, whom lost to boot.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-03-19
HIRAM HOGG's EXPERIENCE.
by JUDGE CLARK.

When asked Lucy Bacon to be Mrs
Hogg, she turned up her pert little nose
and said she couldn't think Of taking
such an outlandish name.
"Thc names we'll enough" said brist-
ling up. "You f.rget surely, that like
our dis .inguish namcsake, spell itwith
double e."
do you think spelling it with dou-
bic w would make it any nicer to be
called Mrs. Soww?" she asked, saucily.
With grunt of disgust L turned my
back on the provoking mink, and went
my way, determined to bunish her forever
from my thoughts.
But she wouldn't be banishcd. Her
image, conIound it, was rs obstinate as
herself. 1t would stick in my fancy, in
spite every effort to drive it out.
For some time treated her with pout
ing dignity, met her pleasant greetings
with stiff bows, and paid ostentatious
court to her rival coqucttc, Pattc Dunn,
VINO /. dctcstcl almost us much as she
did.
But it was no use trying. couldn't
hold out. Instead Of rcsentng my con
duet, Lucy kcpthcr temper so admirably
and made herself SO charming whenever
we met, that fairly gave in at list, and
something like the old relations were res
tored between us.
/ was n bit ofa politician, and had work
cd like Il beaver, at the last election, to
secure seat in the Legislature for my
friend Smith, and had succeeded. Now
was the time to rcquitc my services, and
he did it.
He got a bill through changing my
name to Percy Randall. The cost, in
champagne and oysters, was immense;
but that WAS nothing to the jokes l was
made the butt of. One old senatorial
rcprobatc for instance moved that a com
mittcc be appointed to report whether my
rechristening should be by sprinkling or
immersion.
| was ovejoyed when the thing was
over, and had the right to present my
self to Lucy as SIr. Percy Randall.
"What real nice namcw she said.
"I'm glad you think So" l answered
"pcrmit me to make you the offer of it."
And caught her hand in mine.
She drew it back gently.
"I-I'm sure | feel vcry-very much
fattcrcd Mr.. Hogg-Rundall, | mean,
but-but-"
"But what. dearest?"
at can never be-"
"Ncvcr?"
"Ncvcrw
After all the champagne, jokes and
oysters had stood, that was the answer
l got!
"Traitrcss!" ! exclaimed, "you love
another!"
There was n confession in her blush as
plain rs any words could lave spoken
Ina paroxysm of rage and jealousy l
tore myself from her presence.
In months time Lucy Bacon had
become Mrs. Salathicl Shoate and it gave
me pleasure to think that her new name
after all, was little less swinish than the
one | had first offered her.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-03-19
POETRY.
UNFINISHED STILL.


A baby's boot, and a skein of wool,
Faded and soiled and soft;
Odd things you say, and doubt you're right,
Round seaman's neck this stormy night,
Up in the yards aloft.
Most like 'tis folly; /; but, mate, look hero;
When first went to sea.
A woman stood OH yon far-of' stand,
With q wedding=ring on the small soft hand
Which clung so close to me.
Ny wife-God bless her! The day before
She sat beside my foot;
And the sunlight kissed her yellow hair,
And the dainty fingers, dcft and fair,
Knitted baby's boot.
The voyage was over; cane ashore;
What, think you, found there?
A grave the daisies had sprinklcd white,
cottage empty and dark night,
And this beside the chair
The little boot, twas unfinished still;
The tangled skcin lay near;
Bnt the knitter had gone away to rest,
Width the babe asleep on her quiet breast,
Down i'll the churcl,-yard drcar
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Noe

tions. Presently the deacon uttered an,
audible groan-'Amen!' Fs.is y
Hist, ye black guard! Have ye no
iacency at al 2 said Pat. at the SAME
time giving him punch in the fiba,
which caused him to loose his equilu
brium.
The minister stopped, and, extended,
his hands in a suppliant manner, said:
Brethren, we cannot be disturbed in
this way. Will some Of you put TINT
man out?' iss3s
Yes your rivcrence,' shouted Pat r.
will do it very quickly indade., siii
And, suiting the action to the word, he;
coilarcd the deacon, and, to the utter
borrow ofthe pastor, brother Ingalls,,
and the whole congregation, he dragged
him up the aisle, and, with a tremendous,
kick, mt him sprawling into the .yesti
bule ofthe church.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.

ADVERTISEMENTS will be inserted at
tho rate of one dollar and q half per square
for the first insertion, and one dollar per square
for eaell subsequent insertion.
Liberal terms p,ade with those who desire
80 advertise for tl.rcc, sA ,r ,wcvc months
paa- Marriage notices aud Obituaries not
exceeding one Square, inserted free.
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Kick, mt him sprawling into the ,yesti
bule ofthe church. rs.
Is it not u beautiful idea that the more
we sink into the iufrmaties of age, thei
nearer we are to immortal YOUTH. All.
persons arc young in the other world.
That state is an eternal sp;ring-pure,
fresh, and fourishing. Now to 81 pass ass /.
from midnight into noon on sudden
to be'decrepit one minute, and all spirit
and activity the next-must be a delight,
ful change. To call this dying is; an,
abuse oflanguage.
Wanted by boy-a situation in. an
eating He understands the busi-'
ness. m
"a Kings Fool, who was condemned tot
die, was allowed to choose the; form of
death, and chose old age.
Franklin tells lis that there are but twoi
things certain in this world, viz; death,
taxes.
sff.tfft leisfttfftt
The latest natural curiosity is q dog,
which has whistle growing at the end
of his tail. lie calls himself vixen wanted s.
a man writes to the editor for $4, ebe-
cause Ec is Internally short" and lie getsE
in reply the heartless response, "Do as I
do, stand uD on a chnirn
General Grant thinks the Republican
party has too much dead weight to carry,
and that it is time to tighten the ship,
whereupon the Boston Post mildly sug-
gest that che should jump off,"
An Arabian having brought blush
on maiden's cheek by the earnestness
of his gaze, said to her: "My looks have
painted roses in your cheeks; why forbid
me to gather them? The law permits
him who sows to reap the harvest"
a French gentleman, who had heard
rum called SPIRITS, went into hotel a
few evenings since, and called fora glass
of punch, requesting at tho same time
thati should be made with GHOSTS from
the Vest Indies"
An exccntric old Yankee, who lived
alongside Of a graveyard, was asked ifis
was not an unpleasant location. NO"
said he, 81 never jincd places in all my
life with set of neighbors that minded
their business so stiddy as they do"
At a school where words were given
out for subjects in composition, .mute
inglorious Milton" produced this sem
tcnce on the word "panegyric":-" few
drops of panegyric, given on large lump
of sugar, are often best for ON infant with
the stomach-ache"
1t is stated that in Il certain district in
the far West mosquitoes are SO plentiful
that they are unable to get OH stranger
all at once, and so they stand round i'll
relays, and wa it for their turns like cus
toners i'll BARRIERS shop gs
Miss Clara Pensivc (to her drawing
master)-"What an ugly model youmust
have had for that young lady in your
picture, Mr. Pigment" Mr. Pigment
"Do you think so? My sister was the
model" Miss Clara Pcnsiye-HAh! good
gracious me! Yes. ought to have known
it, she is so like you"
"Where are you going?" said a young
gentleman to an elderly one in n white
cravat, whom he over took few miles
from Little Rock. 81 am going to heaven
my son have been on the way eighteen
years" "Well goodbye old fellow; you
have been travelling towards heaven
eighteen years, and got no nearer to it
than Arkansas, I'll take another route"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-06-09
Killed by Falling Ina We'll,

We learned, late last evening, that
an Irishman, atworll in digging well
ON the premises of Colonel Mellersh,
met with fatal fall in the same, some
time during the middle of the day.
Our informant states that he was pre-
pairing to descend, when he lost his
hold in some way, and was precipitat-
ed directly to tho bottom. Efforts for
his rescue were instantly made, but
before he could be taken from his posi-
ton he died. He was buried, yester-
day afternoon, every attention being
paid to his proper interment by his
generous employer Colonel Mellersh.