Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-05-22

| his Wnat does WnaJ, ana VINO teell
which," roared the doctor.
How stupid Its stomach sticks out,
says / and then heard that confoundeC
policeman laughing.
"Sticks out where ?" says the doctor.
Now who would suppose that man was
a doctori
"and when l press it hard the little thing
wakes up and cries."
"What the deuce do you press it for
thenF says the doctor
And then heard that policeman laugh
again. A matter of life or death seemed
to amuse him.
But by this time / had lost ell patience,
and so, with considerable vehemence, i
said: doctor, our own baby is very ill
Will you be kind enough to come to the
door,"
AT that he slammed down the window
/ remained some minutes at the door,
and then heard the doctors heavy tread
in the hall. BY this time Ihad recovered
my temper and was prepared to meet my
own medical friend very pleasantly.
AS soon, therefore, as he opened the
door said
"Ahl how are you; doctor?"
If he made any answer at all l did not
catch il.
"As was saying" says l, "about our
own baby, its little stomach sticks out,
and mother thinks"
While had been saying this the doc
tor, acting as though he was the only in
dividual on the stoop, and apparently
without seeing me, and even less hearin g
me, had slammed the front door and
turned to go down the steps,
But unfortunately he had shut his coat
flap into the door, whereupon he turned
around, glared fercely at me, said, "There,
then, you see!" and proceeded to find his
nightkey.
| really could not see the force of his
remark. | was not responsible certainly
tor the trifling inconvenience to which
he had been subjected.
The coattail extricated, the doctor ran
down the steps. In my confusion had
forgotten to tell him of the ice. covered
pavement, and the next thing l saw was
the doctor, With legs wide spread apart,
sliding. toward the gutter He saved
himself from falling by jumping into
snow-bank.
Again he turned upon me, and again
rid himself of the ridulous ejaculation,
There, then, you seer'
How perfectly absurd There was no
sense in it. Suppose l did see. What
then? How could help it?
With my usual forgiving disposition,
however, ventuIed TO offer the doctor
my arm, But all he said was something
about "a plaguy sight! 81 did not sppre-
hend the whole of the sentence.
We then walked along each by him
self. as best he c'uld AT last I thought
that, inasmuch as had gotten the doctor
out at that unseemly hour, it was onlv
fair that should make his difficult walk
as pleasant as possible, and so l essayed
to converse with him.
Thinking that he might be willing to
discuss topics of national interest, said.
"What do you think of the Carpenter
bill?"
"Whose carpenter bill9" said he.
"Why, his, to be sure" said |.
"VeTy well; who is his! l didn't
catch the name! suppose l am not TO
blame for that, young manw replied my
certainly not over good nalured friend.
"If," continued he, "you or anybody
else owed carpenters bill should ad-
wise you to pay it. As for its correctness,
how the mischief can form an opinion?"
deemed it wise to drop issues of ma
tional interest, and ventured to try new
tople; ~
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anount 10! saiu l.. uo. :. A.
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mater WIN her! salu tne 1ocI0r
wow, now very s'Ipiu. Soui4 noC
any ,nei,lgehe PeIso1 .f. Anom una. va
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streat as somewha or safer
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Who tnld Won TO Come after me to
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could hardly see what opr own babv
had 70 do With The ecciesissiicol comm9.
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correctly in thinking that the doctor aid
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