Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1874-02-26

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Steamboats, are bcginnine to arrive
NJ KeckNk. sasss
kcokuk is disconsolatc. Miss Susan
B. Anthony won't lecture thcre.
Mrs. Scot. siddons, reads Al Des
Moines on the 10th inst.
Peters Axacal Monthly for March il
ON our table, sparkling ana bright a.
ueual.
The latest agonizing joke--.While
there's life there's SOAP Washer.
women will plcase take notice.
John Lcary, N employee Of the c.
b. & @. Railroad, was run over by Z
train scar Kseasuk, Friday, and his
head crushed % atoms.
sam Hendrix has contract with
!. Z. Barnham and w. +. McCue to
buiidA .trisk Msitasases for each Of
them Ae will commence, these jobs
q ~ 81 slhst possible tlsss.
n. WHas yon soc = girl with odd gait.
r. 81 ar sset ! crovnlsss Jockey on
her Assd, TIRE brown paper packages
in her hay I'D = mouthful Of CANDY.
yoa may 10Y her mother is washing.
Tn Gel <buncil Of Keokuk, by /
unaits 4ose o hky asked the Lar.
ia'ssss e repeal IN - bItory liquor
laws 6sw ape ths atutc books and
sohstlssss 8 66bd ne law instsad.
ACesresles = 81 IN Prairie city
Unioa says rAt tho Inauguration Of
Gcvcr,see fss ~, ~ ilarkcys at
one q ~ 1855 wese heard to hold
this colloquy: aWhat is dat firm
fo-spect Gnbner Carpenters 'lected
Fool, reHaiked The ether, 'hs was
ls :a 70 g years an nj dey ~ Just. now
ORGANISM him IS 80 .as,a.
This is the latest, or epigrammatic
orm Of pugilistic verse. 1t IL in i'm.
itaion Of Chaueer, and shows the
tepdercy Of the times toward 1 revival
Of the ancient models:
And Ieaac Pitched Into hymn.
And hylnn pitched into he;
[se is Ihc,way they fytss IL wss Gin,
And AorrJbes 70 zee.
A cascade school teacher who was
discharged for the trifiAg ofIenss Of
Kissing . femsle assislaat, wrots 70 the
County Superintendent aasd wanted
to know "what inducoment there II
for any person to exile Aisnsaaf to the
couAtry distsicts to direct ths young
idea IN its target practice, ii Ne Il to be
desied the ordinary luxnries Of every
day lifc?a
Z Osr salss |. .~oitshss. and the
upc Of ! the workueu rerrosents
Uoacy idle persons who come into
the Office 70 ''gasy with the ssboys" and
raisS ~ Edward gencrsily, arc taking
our money, and We want It distinctly
uadersto that their presence u ne
Corded By IN hands - I nuisance, even
though thcy may be treated a. gentle
No. EhiP they are sre.-.Bloomaeld
Democrat.
Thsnsouf sentiments exactly,
There is no '.iet down" yet to- the
Womsns Temperance Crusade in
Ohio. The last cry was from one Of
the undisnsyed, who after the nth
buckotful Of water had been emptied
on heeaaa<l9aoa fhasSeof q hoase.
ssisde @rour On !! spepr ssi snpty
xeas whole seven paials Of wrsth, for
~ unly 6lcsssd Wa1oes But, Mess tina
Losas y0asll hays to stry M ON
whfsky.s A sssfsf I gee fSts..s
All 81 our people who wsish 10 re-
| tire frenl this iannAane splspe in
kst6SeF Ar renp0sted - notiee the
sdyertis9aH Of re Coane q Co.,
tndestsADn, WIN win open astore in
this city on or about the hrse Of March.
They have. testfmeniAIuy % ID charac-
ftsf, Or Tie highest Standlig, ana We
HSaeoads them 10 our businss circles,
thongh We regret thst an our people
can't lire forever, and % away with
sueb middieleen as undertakers.
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