Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1874-02-01
JOrrINGS.

JOrrlNGs.
lady in Newburyport,
re resnsctts. lightweight years old,
cn" N ton children living-all she
sS'tive al sons and five.daughterss.
sa ".,er and her children weigh
llo.n, ,am Tie sons will average 200
..o a heaviest DO, and the daugh-
a. 81 There is only one, tie "ba-
~ Ds;oh;nr less than a hundred and
.nor was recently read before the
Academy extOlliny tn. virtues
,,ormilk. 1t claims for this ar:i-
."nd ,l share of the acil which de-
the incrusiations which form on
cries. carriages and valves OF
o,rt and believes a constant use
,',t.,milk will free the system
troubles which in vi ably cause
hatween the seven v-fif.h and
redth years of mans life
4 now comes that celebrated Ger
n,,vsician" and says the rea-
vhy printers enjoy an immunity
iniec ious diseases s->iich as chOl-
ma l.pox. yellow fcver, ETC., is on
mn oftheir filthy indulgence i'll to-
), especially smoking.
lin and his wife had a bit OF
N ion the other day. II own that
have more brilliancy than L." said
.om,n. "but | have the better
npnt." "Yes," said Quilp,
choice in marriage shows that"
\ WA, informed that he was a
rauy a young lady who objects to
) kissed under the mistle. .oe has
bec.ion to be kissed under the
p A careless compOSi'Or made
rror in the above, rendering it,
no objection to be kissed under
lose.'
e Philadelphia Star thinks that
line love is played out. Huinph
Did sinner ought to travel through
hean an | see the sparkle OF the
astwo lovers hold the same pep
biat lozenge between their teeth.
vermon.er who sold his farm and
all the money he got for it in buy
a lottery licke, drew $50 and a
watch. He then threw himself
b roaring buzz-saw and closed his
btiul career.
"Life of Washington" in Japan
consisting of forty-four volume ,
tiated. ha. just been fubli>hG d in
do. Washington is represented
be costume of the present time,
a moustache, cane, and skye
Ter.
Julius, can you tell me how Adam
put of Eden?" "Well, l s'po>e he
b de fence" "No, dat amt it. "
ell, den, he borrowed Il wheel-bar-
and walked ont" "No." IL CUBS
p "lIe so. snaked out"
Piargery, what did you do with
tallow that Mr.. Jones creased his
with this evening ~ Please,
I'M, ] baked the griddle-cakes ith
You did; l thought you had
led it,"
sor,e of the public schools i'm
land the teaching Of telegrarhy
l@en tried with much success. In
ments are lent by the Govern
!. and the children learn very
le Chicago Tribune says this is the
PORN OF the Communists: "Everv
who saves money must be made
lvlie with every man who saves
h."
Prk IS only two cents per pound at
Eehworth, Kansas, and the man
(ei' the hog right to the door. The
drawback is, that the man from
Pm II was stolen soon appears.
Young lady, on being told that her
y was suddenly killed. exclaimed:
=! that splendid gold watch Of his;
me t.at-give me something to
|enaber him by!"
II inpertiaent fellow wants to know
pu ever sat down to tea where
P'n'ed milk was on the table with
oe.nS asked, Do you take
t,e Vi!y Treasurer of the newly
e seo ely OF Holyoke added as a
70 ms oath of office: "And l
~ mat If | see any more stealing
8 on will expose it,"
Pack," said man to a lad lust en-
y nis teens, "your father is
y, neo. n Ham,, it." replied the
hopeful, land he's got my jack
e IN his pocket"
r S's. ~, Asa, OF Western Kansss, is %
old' and has II Children" Four
nsas: ns, heavens! what a prOdigi-
poAer hand that woman does
1h ND DYING Peter, don't
'aein ounces short of dollar a
!, i, Were were the dying words of an In
ne noa rflncess Pierre Bonaparte has
,eu ," dress-maker's establishment
toa I ~ street, London. She recently
',' ". iar's to make purchases.
= .,ssouri , judge decides that rail-
thor s. pay for the privilege of kill
e,l nasaa employees just AS though they
esymeh o' are scarce in the remote
,ar. oi Arkansas, and couples have
Bile. o' W KISSING across
,.A ~ o about the modern falling off of
in. i. alectionsl Onr wives are be-
s "ea'er every day.
"hamthat ha,that the Chief Justices chair
nave n" Gushing.
,stal M cards cost the Government
vs. per thousand.
1un 1OS nm. mas Just shipped a bark with
"or'h OF Holsters to London.
lanSp ndSpensive wife makes a rcnsive