The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-08-10
From Whitehall Times.
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GREENSBORO, August I'd, 1874.
Wy DEAR THEODORE. Never since the
undersigned was sworn into office as Jus.
tee of the Peace has he felt so extremely
happy as he did when he read your letter
about Bereher and Mrs. Titon. Although
score years has frosted my top knot, after
nad waded through charge No IS in your
statement felt so youthful and risky that
turned handspring without sweating a
hair. "
My heart hairt the only one TIN, r,ioiced
at your manly independence, in knoc ing
the under pinring from II. Ward, not by a
long shot.
Beecher is brought down by a crack shot
from T. rs gun; all the saints on earth
from Il. Young to Susan b. Anthony are
ready to stand up and dare any BODY on
posed to their peculiar ideas, to kick a chin
from their epaulets.
les sir, double II. you've struck a streak
which went way down into the DEPTHS of
the United States and brought up V. Wood.
hull from California.
Victoria
Charming Woodlnill
How her heart rejoices at her own dear
r. r.
If she had been in her grave, she would
have crawled out, even if it had been nee
essary for her to climb a pile of sulphur as
high as Greenland's icy mountain.
"0h death where Is thy singer
On grave where is thy Victoria"
or course Mrs. Tilten don't Just like to
be hit as you hit her, but then she's your
wifi md l,,,ft
obey your husbands"
When you demanded letter from her.
charging crime against her pastor, it was
her business to dance down the sentiment.
as you called it off. If man can't dis.
honor his own wife, whose wife in the name
OF common sense can he dishonor?
Oh thou great historian of the ''Boss"
fallen woman. You stand to-day as the
chief among ten thousand, the one who is
more than altogether lovingly.
Mrs. Stanton rejoices.
Susan b. Anthony is in her elements.
v Woodruff is ready to fold you to her
bosom.
T. Clahn trembles to fall down and kiss
the hem OF your garments, but where, oh
where, is G. Francis Train.
Virtue and morality are trembling in their
boots. The great king Of the lower regions
has given orders to partition off little
corner for you alone, in that portion of his
regions, where fond fathers who bring dis
honor upon their own children, can keep
sufficiently warm without their winter
clothing.
Great is Theodore.
His doctrines are the essence of purity.
while his wounded honor has burst like a
bombshell after his being q great sufferer
for four years.
Mrs. Tilton made great mistake.
All wives should take warning from Mrs.
T. and never, no, never tell their little Sc
crets to their husbands.
Better keep close mouth and happiness,
Than babbling tongue and dishonor.
Oh immaculate Theodore.
Lay thy innocent head upon the breast
of the spotless Victoria, and let sweet gems
gush from thy chaste lips, against the great
preacher
Thou art but human.
When thou seest brother soar above
thee, thou art sore myself
Then it is that thou shouldst seize him
by the coat tails, and pull him down, even
If thou tumblest in filth and mire also.
Great Theodore.
Mighty Carpenter.
Powerful Moulton
Chaste Victoria.
Spotless Tennie.
Maidenly Anthony.
Queenly Stanton.
Great carrion crows.
Sharpen thy talons.
File thy teeth.
Whet thy appetite
King never Toasted at such a banquet as
thou art enjoying
He'll will furnish the Goals over which to
roast thy morsel.
Beezebub will give thee forks with which
to convey the dainty meal to thy rapacious
mouths.
All of the sweet voices in the lowermost
regions of the sulphuric kingdom, will
praise thee thou great wronged.
IIarlots will do thee honor
Concubines will sing paens to thee great
Theodore.
As Whitman would say:
Gigantic excressences upon the socials-
tic body of mighty voluptousness,
Will emulate the ephmerial transcenden-
talations of the gangrenous r. r.
Go it my hearty md let Victoria or Su-
san b. hold your bonnet
All of the short haired, blue cotton UNI
brella and green goggled men and women
in the land rejoice at your victory.
who served his country for one conse
cutive term as Justice of the Peace, elevate
myself onto pile of Beecher sermons and
swing my old white hat alofl and eXclaim
Great is the double T. and his pack of
hyenas who would gobble up all of the yir-
tue and morality of the land i"
Ever Of you,
HIRAM GREEN, ESQ,
Late Justice of the Peace.