The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1874-07-29
Variety.

Never run in debt, unless you see q way to gel
out again.
When you stop at hotel, always respect the
feelings Of the waiter if you want good dinner
No bell can ring so loudly as a good advertise
meut. People viii believe what they see rather
than what they hear.
No excuse FOR anybody staying at home this
Summer. Cabin passage to Europe, by steamer
$50; steerage SI5.-N 7. Mall
A country paper, in its advice to cOrrespon-
dents says " If you ever studied punctuation at
oil, punctuate but if you have not, let il slide
Waterbury. Conn, has bashful young man
who made call one evening. and after Partaking
Of little ice cream, asked, " Is there anything
else?r
A scrub -Washerwomen.-Lo,osR C9,u'-
ser. Not exactly. A scrub race wrings il" al
who offer, but the washereOman wrings out" Z"
There's the rub.
Fred Douglas recently stated that St. Angus
tine was 4 colored man. and now several people
who knew the saint well have rushed into print
10 deny it.
A great interest has been excIted in the ex-
animation Of dams throughout New England.
Those with an 4" 70 them, break loose the more
frequently.
Every true American is born in fever, lives
in dyspepsia, and seeks relief in death at every
railroad station, ferry, and crowded thOrOughfare.
Some men are, perhaps, too finely organised.
A lovely Akron girl has Just lost a chance Of 4
husband because be caught her examining her
back hair with microscope.
The editor OF Temperance paper named Todd
him TOddy And should man waste his al
phabet Ou cOld-water mani
Six feet m his boOtsir exclaimed Mrs Bees
wax; what viii the impudeDce Of this world
come to. wonder Why, they might as well tell
me that the man had SIX heads in his hat"
One evening at q Paris cafe a group of idlers
were discussing politics and people who change
their opinions We'll" said one, I've never
cried. Long live anybody ~ Quite so" re-
marked another, a but then you're doctor"
Ladies who Ike peace are making arrange
ments to have their dressmakers' bills sent three
DAYS after they leave town. Gentlemen who like
peace ask nobody home to dinner, and order
champagne to be sent home at the same date
Boston Globe.
GeoEe," said a young vile, a Il you End
sweeter sDot than our home, describe it to me,
and 1 will rival it, if 1 die in the attempt"
George murmured something about the ten-spOt,
aud few minutes later entered the druggists
with has head baDdaged. and hurriediy called for
4 vial Of aruica.
Perhaps the most tremendous incident OF the
visit Of the Gar to London Is that be wore
frOok coat at a ball. and danced IN frOck suit
with the Duchess Of Sutherland. On his visit /
to Paris IN the Summer OF the great Exposition,
be fixed the fashion for eating birds BY taking /
them il his fingers. Il Is good to be Car.
A couutrymau with his bride stopped at a Troy /
hotel. the other day. AT dinner. when the waiter
presented bin OF fare. the young man inquired
What's thar p That's bin Of fare said the 1
waiter. The cOuntryuan took il in his hand,
looked iuquiringly at his wife and then at the
waiter, and fuaily dove down into bis pocket and
insinuatingiy inquired, " How much is it ?"
A writer in the MTwaukee SsHtfRel deserves
the respectful sympathy Of all gentlemen who
give out their washing II is awfully annoying
TO have some other fellows clothes LEFT in ones
room BY the EasherWOman. Saturday We put on
another fellows shirt. but couldn't wear ii. Al
though it vas RULED around the bottom, the
sleeves we're too short to button cafs on, and
there was no place for collar"
Very conissesndiug. not 70 say ehivalrous. Is
the British burglar Having nearly killed pc-
Hcsman, be made PsbIic acknowledgment Of his
thoughtlessness. saying; Il would DOT have
struck him on the head had known be was so
good man. must say that be showed great
courage and strength. consider him good
specimen OF English manhood am very glad
be has 50 far recovered, and hope he may be HeH
rewarded L