The Arizona sentinel., 1874-09-05
MISCELLANY.

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 It is considered pretty we'll settled fact that death has no ter. TOTS for the man who marries a woman after thirty years court ship of her.
 A smart young granger in Lac Qui Parle, Minn., has this year set out 5000 forest trees, besides sitting up five nights in every week with 8 redhaired young wo- man of great beauty.
 A stout old woman got mad, Saturday, because photograph CT wouldn't let her fan herself while she had her picture taken. Detroit Free P-ees.
 An ingenious young school ma'am in Polk county, Oregon, has invented an effectual process to subdue refractory urchins. She stands them on their heads and pours water down their trousers legs.
 Superstition worked disaster in the case of Mrs. Peru, of Delta, Iowa, who postponed her daugh- ter's wedding four times in order to get sunshiny day. When she got such a day the bride: groom concluded not to marry.
 There is something cordial in fat man; everybody likes him, and he likes everybody. Food does a fat man good; it clings to him; it fructifies upon him. He swells nObly out, and fills 8 gener- ous space in life.-Heaary GiIes.
 The temperance hotel in Beth. lehen1, Pa, has the following list of drinks! Soda water, Con- gress water, Lehigh water, Dela- ware water, spring water, Bush- Kill water, eye water, rose water, salt water, cucumber, pump va. ter, rain water, court house water, roof water, jail roof water and water.
 There is society in Brooklyn Mrs. pr. Theodore Cuyler, D. D., President-for putting down cor sets, garters, high-heeled shoes, false hair, water. falls, monster bonnets. rouge, hair dye. and oth- CT feminine vanities. The socie- ty makes but little beadway. It| has the world, the flesh, the de. vii, and the milliners against it.
 This is ridiculous. No one will believe it. And yet an ex- change vouches for it's truth. Itl says: "We know a young; lady who bushes, goes to bed at nine, eats heartily, speaks plain Eng fish, respects her mother, doesn't | want to marry lord, and knows how to cook"
 The San Francisco Eron,Sner says it is rumored7 that the exis. tenceo eofa ''female protective club' or detective society, has been dis. covered in that city, which takes nnGer surveillance such husbands as are in the habit of staying out late Con business" and which | keeps the waiting wives duly in- formed of the exact nature of the business which occupies their lords.
 This advertisement is publish ed In the Fort Collins (COl.) Se'1- tinel: Wanted, about fifty un- married ladies between the ages of eighteen and forty, sound of limb, wind and hustle, by fifty | uxorious bachelors and widOwers of this city. Husbands and homes guaranted. No crusaders need apply"
 ADVICE OF ExPERIENCE.-A blacksmith brought up his son. to whom he was very severe-tO his trade. One day the old msn was trying to harden cold chisel, which he had made of foreign steel, but he could not succeed. "Horsewhip it, fatherr exclaim ed the young one. of that won't harden it, I don't know what Wlll
 The editor of the Burlington (1a.) HGaokeye has discovered a woman who will get up at six o'clock, kindle the fire, get break fast, rout out the family, wash the dishes and six children, sew a button on the neck of her hus- bands shirt and hunt his hat, go to a mission Sunday-school and teach 8 clas~, attend church, rush home and have dinner over and the things cleared away in time for afternoon Sunday-school, read the Sunday-scho papers to the children, go to church at night, and talk on her way home about Sunday as "day of rest"
 LovE's SPELL-Young gentle- men adopting this as model are assured of the genuineness:
 Dear Miss Meg: I fete myself to drop you few lines to let you know how love you I have love you all my life ever since you was so xr,,,rlI loxx1