Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1874-03-05

- II NY Trail bark vsrs tossed aboat,
OF angry waves tbe sport.
Calm - oo Giasay lake, ~ tseI
II thou vert safe in port.
And i thy choice e'es me should pass,
TO bless anothePS hfe, - a99
His truest friend I'd ever be.
Because thou wert his WIFE,.
-Ckanbers' Journal.
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Wis, Hsnsr sn1 Mis1s0.
II single life Il bod, thsn Il stands
to reason that double h5e h twice ~
bad. = ..' - - z7s:sss
A GENIUS il popularly said 70 be one
who can do everything except make
living.
CAN you looking for any ono in
particular I" - the mite said to the
microscope. ...-.. ..-<
H1 who laughs at cruelty sets his
heel on the neck of Be1i9ioo.
TIM never ssts heavily upon us but
when it il badly employed.
DIAL in . manly way with the trials
| Of the present, and tho future viii not
fail 20 be gensruus 10 yoa.s
| A CLOWN walked up to s5Woodman,
exhausted With tail IL his yoek of fell
claimed, " Poor ielIerl" az.
| Mn are opt 10 beaisvoe What they
least understand; and through the lust
of human Wit obscure things are moro
easily credited. ~-s.7%.
An Ola Colony young lady declines
frosted oaks, bseease she thinks it
might give her . cold.
An Aberdssn philosopher has ex-
traetsd tho following rsPly fton IN ad-
vanoed Akoo school lad %. The query,
CHOW il tho earth divided Z" By
earthquakes, sirl"
! AYRu1D Informs m that notwith-
standing the severity of the weather
and depth Of snoW, he saw coWslip in
the open air yesterday. The COW was
on the ice. ~.
A DDee11 INDIAN gid Eeesived, on
New Years day, . redingote consisting
of An old army ovsrooat, and her dag
sling neck was sneiroaed BY : string Of
tomato. cans.
PuxoH says the habit INDUCED in by
some youngmen of wearing Q single eye
glass stuck in one Of their eyes in
dioetes not detective vision, but mental
deficiency.
| WHzx the beloved ono lies stricken
judemsat ds1 Of lo,s. nd III tie dead
moments Of tho past arise and live
again. .-''s ~
Tm true past departs not, nothing
that Wa worthy in the past departs
no tzuGh OF goodness realized BY man
ever dies, or can die but III IL still
here, and, recognised q not lives and
works through endless changes.
| Be assured those will be thy worst
enemies, not to whom thou hast done
evil, but who havo done evil to thee.
And those viii b thy best friends, net
to whom thou hast done good, but Who
have done good 70 thee. s
Con planted 1sor in tho soal - truly
~ 10 planted hope or courage. Fear
is . Kind Of bell or geng which rings
on tho approaoh Of danger. IT il tho
souls signal for rallying.-Beecher.
Mr. O'SH1A says tie reasons ON Irish
are mentioned in sccuunts of the dood,
10 that there Wero 10no IN the Ark, tho
| Iriah being wealthy at that time and
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l...:.a1 n:oH..y ".u yoa asu s1a. ~9o aosan,
.9a :. I.aS Go e. ,es:.s 81 n3.s semea sssS
u-.e .I-.- ~ - ,...1s.. ts.;.. .:thM:.t e L.
stick before thev ve1ture Is tresd on
it 3. 80, ri ::r.s..z "a.
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Sofic,-;r- .wh;.,e,.:y 80 ,,es;t;n.. -; ~ g 1S.v
cc,.rre;6n .nd IN - evsrv fo.m - :.
~ from everv mestsr ri th;s iee;sle.
tnra - Thon srt > >: S-zZ-
TrAca. to . little boy-Well nv
boy, do you know your takaaDf Pupil
I-fea, mama. Breakfast table, dinner
! table, and supper tabla. The boy
eoee 10 the had Of tho hcaidsy class.
n-% IN . .b;ld IL .nv-
.h;rs. r., r. ,rlssa von ;ntend to kecn
vonr ,., nrcsn;se ~. a sfyict of,sesvsnce nf
this rule may seve you Ito agony of
seeing your child booo9e . iar. II
yoa :ay y'' tn akin you a!ive!" 90 and
akin it though It brings tsas to your
eyes. p. sz,~zil@az{ 49,
A ouls11ou from Punchl. Minnie
(inouisitive ohild9-etllamma, You
| told mo that ladies Shout6 a1vayo be
first, didn't you~ snna-"Yea
my darling, certainly. Minnie
"Then, IT you pleaee, Why wasn't 1
born before Willie s"ss Al
A PATRIOTIC woman in Burlington,
reading in the papers that some wo.
man in Davenport had hair thirty-one
inches lon0- irnn,ai7inA4aYa6nf 10 Chi.
oago for soms thirty three inches long.
B1rlinRton isn't going 10 be beat on
lorR hair If her danghteRs know them
selves. ~ -.ss: ezss ISL:
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oeen ne9p. pNa5sss -. .u us..s... 0...its... ~
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dlcao@:ly tcmM1e1 - aaa.Isnn m.a f. e.
!rol,ok1ne e1gu1o us - ~ TSem ooim :s.a ua.-
Tnt -, him IN his eerees. = - strioteat
;acec,,rn fo 1 r~.v.;led. -. :.
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WmH tnaleoesPnle u o v: tate
that secn eoeoes m9s. io"e XII nneeI
iovan&iy N tne 3eo.aS !.nWnss .9tha ~ =. 80 XII
saw t1em, 1oe ~. 1sN 1o.1 -. - 'ao Sa,a .:sa
and f!eesuxe = ~ teOGII. NII..,.. ~ ey..
OF Enloyment sygs gsI.sn ;sy s.o.s AHss. W
the aSofo go Oh aoP Ao'e
public ball .5,-'7.. = So
ADsnNF Minded Han O. o'bus1ness-