The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-07-04

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A female sexton in Chicago is
accused of reserving all the best
graves for the young men.
a Vermont preacher, who ask.
ca his congregation to pray for
me editor Of local paper. has
Rad bill semitic him for thirteen
years subscription, to that nanar
tics. ~ va nv
An Iowa judge has decided
mar TELLER can wink at n GAL
IN speilin, school without LAYING
iImselfliatle to breach of pTona.
y e sult,"9 but alas the spef[lno
school season has closed.
Old Gent-"You dOn't moan IN
Tell me, waiter, that YOU can't
give me toothpfck?" Walter
.Weli. sir: we used to keep 'em.
Tut the gents almost invariably
look EN- away when they'd done
with 'em."
a kentucky breach ofrromise
suit wherein forty thousand dol
IarS were claimed, has been set.
tied 'nr thirteen dollars and q
mule, which is just about the flo.
u1e the jury would have return
7 q sIsdao7dE bna -
According to the Cincinnati
Commercial a New Orleans report,
tr was found to have a wife in
Nicks5urg, another in Natchez. |
another nNCairo. atiother in |
Memphis; and then they stopped |
counting and put him in Jail.
A Corning. Ia, youth paid his
attention to two young ladies and |
Iropesed marriage TO both. They |
1.'und. oHtabedt it, invited him fo |
the house of one OF them and I
asked him to take seat between +
Them, which he did, sitting down
in a tub of water, over which .
covering had been nicely spread
lie dld not stay a great while
The Indiana judges stand no
nonsense from the bar. A lawyer
there lately in the course of his |
argument used the word "di-par,
agement." Stop using Latin
words" said the Judge, ''or sit
down" The poor lawyer, under.
liking to explain. was ruthlessIy
lined $50 for contempt.
The crosse Of Florida the most :
beautiful of f1owep, emits no fra. Ii
GRANGE; the bird OF Paradise. the I
most beautiful of birds, gives no d
songs; the cypress of Greece, The t
finest of trees, yields no fruit; Z
ddndies, the shiniest of men, have
no sense; and ballroom bellies.
The loveliest creatures in the ?
world, are very often ditto. Per. q,
lection exists not under the sun.
An Illinois girl, having $50, O00
Vt her own, recently refused to
marry clergyman betause she :
hought herself not good enough
o be a clergyman's wife. HeI
rave uphis sacred eating and pro- 6
nsed again: and then she refused
Tim because she thought herself
90 good to marry man who
would abandon his high profession
o gain a Wonlan's hand. at9n
A Virginia railroad was made
0 pay S25 for killing rooster. I
The engineer said he spoke to the
.ent'eman with the whistle as
indy as possible, but when the
GLOW dropped one wing on the
raised his good eye hea- c
onward and commenced whet-
ing lis spur on the rail, forhear-
nee ceased to be virtue. and he
t into him with a train of thir.
zen freight ears, and forwarded ps
i'm, to his happy scratching
roun1 by lightning express.
"John," said clergyman Ia his
ian, 'you should become. teeto =
ller; you have been drinking
.ain to-day" "Do You ever
ke adrop yourself meenister?"
Yes. John; hut YOU must look at
mr. circumstances and Dine."l
Very true, SIR" says Johns "but 4.
10 you tell me how the streets !
Jerusalem were kept Sc clean"
No, John, I cannot tell you
at" "Well, sir, it was just be- N
use every one kept his ain door;
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A fair and buyom wtdoY in
Drtland. Me-, who hal buried
rec husbands, recently went
i,h geptlenan, who bad paid ~
r. marked attention in the days Il
his adolescence, TO iDspact The
aves Of her. dear departeds.
fter contemplating them some
inutes in Inournfui Hence, she
urmured 70 her companions,