The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-08-28
For the Register.


Jacob Hookensplieer has been Or
dained a Minister-His First Ser
mon, Being a Vipdicatiou Of Wine.
Malt Liquors. &c, &c.
BY SOLOMON.
Mein frindts vot thinks lager undt
smokes, | dakes for mein dext dish morn
ing. der 10Th, DIST, 22d, 23d, undt dwenty
vourth ferses, undt der 10th chapter ofe
Genesis. Where Noah, dot goodt oldt
man pegins ilrst to pc Elm hoosbandman
und he planted Elm vineyard, und he
trinks Ofe der vine, undt wash trumken,
undt he wash uncovered mitin hi,h tent.
Undt Ham, der tadcr ofe Gansn ices der
nakedneSs ofe der fader, undt
tolds hish dwo proderin mitout.
Undt Shem. undt Joseph dook Soome
leedle garments, und laid him upeun both
der shoulders undt vent ein leedle pack
ward, undt covered des nakcdneSS Ofr
der fnder, undt der faces vas backward,
undt dey sees not der nakcdneSs ote der
old man. Undt old Noah avaked from
hish vine undt he knows what hees
voongest son had didt nit him. Mein
vriends. | readts 20 moOch ofe der chap
der ash vas open mein eyes II leedle. Ven
! wash stoody der ministry, | dried nit
all mein might, undt zoul, undt pody to
zolve der my shtery veder der goOt pook
vas 70 mooch temperance Us soome onder
peoples say. Den wash set all der
night upe, undt stoody 20 hardt dot
dinks | would all mcin mindt loozc.
Undt dot mein prain would baralyZc
mooch, undt shOOst when dinks
makes him out, pesc poddercd
70 mooch ash when pegin Wrist. Putc
mein friendts, der tay Ofe lighdt hash
shoost pegin TO tawn upon mein mental
tision. Der spider webs ole superstition
pegins now to pc brooshcd away. Undt
| zees 80 blain now, ash gould droUgh
spectaclcS. Undt when reads dish
morning dot old Noah baHdts ciu vine
yard, undt thinks oie der vine, undt git,
droonk. den ! beliefs dcrc ish one ofrr-
ruling brofdcncc in der affairs oic men.
Dot wash 50 i'm der dasc Ofc Noah, undt 4
wash So mitunto dis day. "Undt he triuk,
oic der vine, undt wash trunkcn, undt
wash uncovered with his dent. luas
mcin prcdrin, ] dinks NIT mcn mIudt
much about desc soobjcct. Dcrc hash been
many grusadcs mem Prrdrrlug. Drrr
wash der holy crusade where der christian
man murdered der christian man. l'udt
dcrc wash der bolitiCal crusade ofo deere
nineteenth century where der honest
bcuplc wash hghdt on both lidcs. tndt
dcrc wash der vhskcy crusade, where der
vimmens done der vightin, Wndt der men
folks sdaycd ut home. Butte mcIn lrIcndt,
we mOosht not iorgIt der text, "tndt he
trinks ole der vine undt wash truukrn,
undt wash uncovered mitin his dent.
I'ndt mcin friends | Sbcaks not Ofc old
Nonh, ash would hurt nopodys vccling,,
for | studish der passage Uf Scripture,
undt | vintds dot be- wash moOch llk"
ourzelvcs, dot he shoOst drink lccdl",
undt lccdlc, undl he vcrlo troonk
all Offer und shoost lay town undt
,hlecps I'll mornin. "Cndt he trinks oic
der vine undt vas truuksn, undt wash
uncovered mitin hish dent. Undt mrin
fricndts, mcin argument shaII pc g"n-
elusive, init der soundncs, 0ic winch you
shall pc satisfied. In zclccting drs"
ba.,agr, mcin friends, ish only to zshow
\ lbi fHl D'hhll hlull E'hlh ~, hllA sum
fndt favor NIT der Almighty. Undt now
der Weapon What der crusade bcopls wash
used 10 pattcr town der vail ofc ngcr
peer hash burned against dem. Vas b"
triuk ofr der vines undt wash druud"u,
undt va, uncovered mitin hi.h dent.
Oh, mcin friends tsh j. lin
pcautiful bpssagc. a bcr.on zIt'
town Ia Il goOdt timer. Dcrc i.h m"nch
goodt dings undt hc da.tc, desc ting,
uudt he da.tcs dot ting, undiI be- swell
himzclf "udt 70 pig ash Elm toad. oh,
m"in fri"ndt-, h" v""l ~ m"och pad IN
der stomach. Put be- sdll cHdtN, uudt
,adt-. vor der victuals taste g"odt. undt
he swell, himzclf ~ m0och dot b" y"cl,
miserable mcIn, friends. Put h" wash a
goodt man vor all dat. Sho",t ~ 1t J,
init many oudrr podi"N. D"y wash gpu-
gr"gat" apoudt SOON" peer zaIoon, vhcr"
der lager vas bl"nty, uudt der mus"
tancC undt der b"opl"s would all gIt
trunk. undt would huv" g""dt TIM.
Andt he trinks ofc der vine, uudt
wash trunkcn, undt wash uu-
covered lnitin hish dent. Uudt
mcin frirndts. rcbcat, di-h I.h
yonc pcautful bassage, f"r il zhows dot
der Lord ha-h mo"ch gompas.Ion. He
makes der grapes 10 grow, undt der par
lev to sproudt. nndt der goOdt ding "a
radt undt der goodt tn = to trink. "F"r
he ctrink Ofe der vine sndt vas truukou,
undt wash uncovered mitin hish dcIt.
All, mcin fricndts, der Lord ncfcr ya.h
,tardt dls chrusadc pusincss. Der gOpIt
dIngs ofe dish cart wash made vor der
qualification ofe der beoples, undt II t"y
ya'h apu.c i, tey viii yha&"
up ZONE morning, nit der zour
stomach, unGt der shwell"d
beadt Dose dot eat your grapes viii
have der deeth on edge set, undt dose dot
trink der vine TO cTdremc mOOsht zuicr
der consequence. But der Lord in
merzifil. he wash look Dfer our vau.s,
a.hc in der cashe Of old Noah "Vor he
trink ofe der vine undt wash trunken,
undt vash uncovered Initin hIsh dent
But men friends. der Heavenly Fsher
works init curious ways. When goodt old
Daniel wash gasht into der ten Ofe lions
py high enemies, oh, how pad he moOsht
have felt, vor der mouls vas stood vide
open undt der daIls wash wiggl" m"oCh.
Put in der case Of old Noah when he yas
trunk. shOost ~ it vash nit Daniel.
Undt now men frieadts, yash ,tOb nit
( dish advice. Ven you trinE, trink der
J pure stuff undt den YOU viii not y ~
/ crazy like ebcryting.
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