Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1874-08-13
IN TOWN AND OUT.


i Railroad Aid-No!
. New onstitution-No!
Minority Representation-No!
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A new design is talked of for postal
cards.
Bogus five cent nickles are said te
plenty.
| How to put horse on his metal
shoe him.
They are holding neck-tie parties
in Wellsville.
| The nights are decidedly cool-in-
ldications of the fall.
i When is a young lady like whale
When she is pouting.
/ The berry-pickers' harvest is near
ly over in this section.
Don't borrow this paper when you
are able to take 1t yourself.
Get your work at the REPUBLICAN
Steam Job Printing Office.
The man who was filled with emo
ton, hadn't room for his dinner.
| Why is a loaf of bread like the sun
Because it rises from the (y) east.
Henry Layman. Shoemaker. Ter
re Haute. BEDFORD. Jealousy.
1t is said thar new ale is diluted
with oil of vitriol and spoiled molasses.
Why is a thunderstorm like an
onion? Because it is peal on peal.
1.-THE Agricultural Fair OF Wayne
county will be held Oct. 9Th and 9TH.
No clean tickets will be voted at
the coming election, August 18th. None
bur scratched tickets will be counted.
Green apples, cucumbers, cholera
morbus and other seassnable luxuries
are now in the market.
] "A Canton man says the only object
that would be likely to frighten his
horse, isla load of hay. iils l
"A young man entered hardware
store i'm Canton the other day, and
asked for "musquito muzzle."
The taxable property of MassillOn
is estimated at two millions seven hun
dred and fifty thousand dollars.
| Slight changes have been made in
the time of trains on the p, F. w. & e..
r. Z. See time card elsewhere.
"A Michigan girl was killed by
lightning while picking geese for her
wedding pillow.
l. "A man whom George Washington
used to pat on the back is in an Ohio
p0or-house.
"A GAINESVILLE man caught y catfish
weighing sixty-five pounds, the other
day.
| The Forty-sixth Ohio, General
Garfisld's regiment, will hold a reunion
at Newburg on the 26th.
The Bridgeport Standard has sus-
pended, after an existence of about
seven months. Belmont county now
has only six newspapers.
| f-Goy. Allen, ext Gov. Noyes, and the
Newport Barracks Band will attend the
Soldiers Grand Reunion at Washing
ton C. H., OH the Goth inst.
"A Dubuque banker dropped two
cent piece in the contribution box, and
took out cent for "discount."
Josh Billings says: "Don't toll be-
fore breakfast. II it is necessary to
toll before breakfast, eat your break
fast first"
/ "A little one after undergoing the
ldisagreeable operation of vaccination,
exclaimed, s'Now 1 won't have to be
baptized, will I?''
TO revive faded boquets, place two
inches of the stems i'm hot water; when
cold, cut off this portion, and place
them in cold water.
The leaves of the common walnut
tree placed over doors, windows, man
ties, in wreaths or punches about the
house will drive flies away.
"A house-maid in Chicago had her
hair turn white in a single night last
week. She fell head foremost into a
flour barrel.
Chicago is determined to be Jolly
over it, at any rate. One of the papers
boasts that the city has "the finest as
sortment Of ruins in the world"
Who would be willing to sign Ii
cense for man to commit murder?
There is murder in the whisky traffic.
1t is ambiguously stated that no resi-
dent OF Kasson, Mimi, has ever lost
dollar by fire, and no resident has ever
had dollar to lose.
just imagine what people who have
not ga scandal" have to put up with.
They are discussing the reciprocity
treaty" up in Canada.
Phillip Phillips, the great singer
and musical composer, will be in WOos
ter on Saturday evening, August 22nd,
1874.
"A Massachusetts man has been in u
successful business forty-nine years,
and never. advertised. The business
consisted chiefly in lying about his
neighbors.
Advice to husbands: When things
go wrong with you in business go home
and abuse your wife and children. 1t
makes things so pleasant.
If selling intoxicating drinks be
right, it needs no license-if wrong it
should have none. Remember that,
when you go to vote.
The GAINESVILLE Courier suggests
that that city might gain some revenue
by renting the pasture lands within its
borders for grazing purposes.
The fair grounds of the Rfchland
County Agricultural Society were sold
at Sheriff's sale recently, for SIC, 900.
They were purchased by the Richland
National Bank.
AT Covington, ten years ago, Mrs.
p. Miller was bitten severely in the
shoulder by a mad dog. Dogs hair
was then placed over the wound, tine
woman recovered, and has now no fears.
1T is predicted that brook trout
will bring two dollars pound within
ten years, trout brooks are so rapidly
becoming thing of the past.
Every voter that prefers the pres
ent Constitution to the new one should
exert himself to get out to the polls all
who entertain similar views.
All the year round, Sheridan's Cav
airy Condition Powders should be given
to horses that are "kept up" To hors-
es and cattle that Craze in summer they
should only be given in winter and
spring.
The reunion of the Sherman Brig
ade is to be held at Mt. Gilead, on Sep
tember 10th. We shall make further
notice, again.
One night lie ground scythe-bladc
very keen, split pole twenty feet long,
inserted the blade, ,and hoisted the pole.