Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-07-09
Varieties Of All Kinds
Saratoga trunks will be two stories
md basement this season.

for fresh invoice (assorted) from
the east.
I DR.. Mary Walker denies that
young Treasury clerk recognized her
as his long lost father.
The Academy of st. Luke, an art
school mt Rome, now admits women
as pupils on equal terms with men.
| Now Sawyer has resigned. they
talk about sending him to Vienna.
Did Vienna ever injure us in any
way?
The Golden Age says that YOU may
know an o!d bachelor by the fact
that he always speaks of a baby ~
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] Pretty good land can be bought in
South Carolina for FIVE cents per
acre, but there is s24 back tax on ev
cry acre OF 1t.
A Maine husband offered to bet
his wife that she could whip pan
ther, but she saw his little scheme
and refused to try.
Mrs. Hill, sister of Sir Noel Pat
ton, has furnished the design for
statue that is to be erected in honor
of DR.. Livingstone.
| An Iowa justice offers to marry
peopls ut twenty-five cents marry,
and there are no takers. You cant
beat those Iowa people anyhow.
Some English papers are discuss
ing the question whether if smoking
was allowed during divine service it
would not increase the attendance at
church.
Bya order Of the Emperor of Chi
na a collection of Chinese poems,
from the earliest times to the present,
is to be made. 1t is expected that
the collection will fill 200 volumes.
Edwin Booths medical advisers in
sist upon the tragedian remaining alb
solutely quiet for some time to come,
so that his system, shattered by re
cent overwork, may have an opportu-
nifty to recover itself.
An old lady with n large family,
living near a river, was asked if she
did not live in constant fear that
some of her children would be drown
ed. "Oh, no, she replied, "we have
only lost three or four in that way.
Mrs. Corbin, or Evansville, H.,
has discovered that women succeeda'
everything else better than at moth
erhood. She saws that Of all the
children born in Christendom only
one-half reach the age of six years.
Naughty young Indianapolitans
are immersed in water by their fond
mammas until they promise not 10 go
fishing with Bill Jones again. Thi.
is called moral suasion. and dofsn't
break a child's spiri, Ike whipping.
The Iowa grasshopper has been
checked in its career Of devastation.
not much, however, to the farmers
jov, for it, successor il red-headed
bug, an inch long, and with an nr.
petite marvellous for its keennets.
A large frog. whose age is p'ar"f
in round numbers at ! 900 years. was
recently found ten feet below the sur
face at Sodus. New York. lie jump.
ed away quite lively ~ soon ~ he
could remember how he used 10 do ".
Misfortune still follows the wit
nesses who recently followed Arthur
Orton'- claim in the Tichborne trial.
\ few are in prison under sentence
for perjury, and now we hear Of an
other being committed for trial on
charge Of biganiy.
The Indiana Judges stand no non
sense from the bar \ lawyer there
lately in the course OF his argument
used the word Encouragement.
stop using Latin words, said III"
Judge, "or sit down The poor
LAWYER undertaking 20 explain. wa'
ruthlessly fined twenty dollars for
contempt.
Mr.. Hammond, the revialisi, spoke
to a man standing in crowd At
Quincy H., a short time ago, iDq'E
ring how he felt "Do you see any
thing green?" said the man, pointing
10 his eve, as to say he was not sub
iect for conversion. "No, my friend.
replied Mr. H., "but see something
red-your nose, and it cost 800 :"
paint it, if YOU paid for the drinks.
Take cucumbers: peel and slice a.
for the table slice few onions win
them let them stand in salt and
water two or three hours drain
through colander turn them into q
large bowl or pan to mix sprinkle ~
some mustard seed, and add small
quantity of horse radish sliced fine.
Now put them in porcelain kettle;
cover with good cider vinegar let 1t
get scalding hot, but not boil; then
can. either in glass or earthen.
At Windsor, Va, recently, a Mr.
Jane, NJ. Vaughan and his wife were
seated in an apartment OF their resi-
dence, when the latter rose to look M
clock in an adjoining room. a
thunder storm was raging at the time.
and the moment after Mrs. Vaughan
left the room sharp fash aud
heavy report came. A few minute
afterwards Mr.. Vaughan followed his
wife to see what detained her, when
he found her dead on the floor. hay