The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1874-01-30
For Tie Jasper Courier
Conviction and Conversion of Kee
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Mr.. EDITOR: The Secretary of th,
Patoka Township Institute endeavors {,
adj just his paper on the cscritoirc, tha
he may promulgate the complacency re
generated by the reception Of the joyfu
and animating information, that the re
cognition of the production of the abov,
named Institute wrought such a mate
rial mutation in the constituents of oul
friend kee Neev, a. To compel him tC
vociferate with clamorous enunciations
that the works OF the ancient sages were
not inferred with their mortal bodies
that their vade-mecum is still cherished
by their progeny; that their va;icina.
tiOns are inevitably fulfilled: that ;heil
super-emin was not altogether SUI
perhuman: that their elevated and emo.
bling compositions which were so plac-
idly dispatched, are no longer conlec-
iured as pasquinades BY the once plebe-
ian inhabitants; that their imitation.
have been utilized by the .Thunderbolt,'
who graSps bis pen OF fire TO announce
that their paraphrastic erulition was
far from a bagatelle, yea, and that lie
himself realizes the emolumcnt in the
limited amount of "Old Webster" he
has been enabled to acquire during his
perusal OF The colloquial report consnm-
mated by the juvenile EiDcrnian that
a photographer he can spontaneously
reject all antiphrasis while he pancgy-
rizes those who merit distinction; that
he is like one of old, almost persuaded
10 relinquish his present custom and
feast Oh tile iarina OF his wits.
lInrah for the witty convict Could
not Captain Jack" have been spared II
a conversion had only been affected
sooner, What a JOYFUL shout will be
reverberated throughout the tents of the
learned. when the prominent granger OF
Patoka throws of the yoke of bondage
and confirms his manifested wit. which
has 20 Tong lain dormant in his histori-
cal tabernacle; then will it be that he
will more copiously depict his suScepti-
biities that were so long obscured by the
humiliation and requisition Of Grange
Lodge, No. 30 then il will be fulfilled
that which was spoken by an ancient
|harbinger; theie is one cometh after
me, who is mighter than /, he will put
a new song into your mouths. he will
dclineste the errors of his predecessors,
he viii gather all from the mountains,
even those who instead II Sharpening
with the files and grinding stones that
are hurled at the world at large, mimic
Pat with the dish OF Ohio, growl because
they voluntarily undertake to digest
them. and then utter the pitiful express
sion; Gran dpa was the most affiuent of
bis dav. and he didn't give Inc so much
10 eat
Bot his "hand came in contact with a
roll Of paper" his spirit came in contact
with the sentiment Of the report. thus
hearing witness that he was in posses
sion of n double funciioned brain that
j. chuck full Of mother or father wit.
He Is not engaged in teaching. for-
bid that one 80 free from magnilo-
quence; one who has been so lately ex-
tricated from provincialisms one who
looks with an eye Of faith and beholhs
with lucid visibility the protrusive
beaiitude which envirnus even the
Young "Monsler:" one who has an os-
citancy at heart according 10 his own
confession, that will. ere long. convert
him and force him 10 fly 10 the arms of
those whom he treated with animositv.
and entreat pardon for his former an
iipathv one who j. The very picture oi
modality; | say forbid that one so ap-
prcximate IN iniallibilitv should he COM
PEELED 10 act as pedagogue in Paioka
but grant that he may be sent ne mes
senger into all the world. to prorlaim
tic tidings of the new crowned won
der" which has become the euconium
Of his notorious witiicism.
TIE next session Of institute is nigh
AZ hand. AMI am anticipating glori-
ous meeting. for then. if friend kes
Neev hos survived his homogenius mn
taticn, do no. doubt but. that hr will ht
present, and eagcr to relate his experi.
ence ia broihcrly capacity, aud 10 al o.
Patoka will congratulate the new con
vert II is then the laws from Mount
Noclcr" will he evpounded 10 him. and
John. the potato grower will nosi likell
be there, with his enpcptc po'a, oes
that he may nouri.h the convert and iher
il will be that the great and jubilan
jubilee will be witnessed.
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