, 1874-08-16

Miss ES-C0n5truc:lOn-fh halebone and paint,
powder ard yadd,ue,
~ nat.n;t :. Pa ,,on dt,rr. a.
No O. e " -4-'>'
tnrce pcau-nlsn1s "eek'
"A very slight dinerencoThnt between a
fashionable wou1an's ballroom toilette and her
bath room toilette.
"A younc talv in Dcs Noines nut yitrioI IN
te, scaIn to taIe dandr11fr ofr md what sc,1n
- ~ ~ 49,. 49, ~ ", srA "AA' S~alp
Fila evcnse If , younr lai1v n her ,n;n;etor
,xho c7noht her MANNING vns non't vo,1 t1,;nt
ladics had better be tast aslcep than fast
awake ,"
;NWha, ,assocbnsetts tc,nnoranco-rc,n <,e+a
drunk thcy carry him INTO The urcstuce OF h,s
wife. and leave lin there. without any means Of
dcfendin, himself
1T is now thirty vears sinco fhe frat tc1o.
craph-yire was established and: vet two women
wiII stand and Hiaw "carh other from ornoEita
sdes OF a fence tho entire morning. without
even thinking Of tho 1narynlpue prorress of sc;
oncn- :' iAAA '010eo pA''te' Go % ee'~
in France the ladies' at tho waterine-placos
ret M costumes for themselves Of the homcsnun
stuff and fashion used by the women of Inc dis
trict.
a wealthy Young English widow. whose pas-
sion is small feet, oiTcrs 70 marry tie man who
3s,
Fresh. and beautiful, and over Co Years OF
age. is tho latest description Of D.snarch's
viic
f-I6A eInrGGEOu OF q nervous woman 8 lace
upon getting into q deutist's chair, is some
thing that no man can initiate until ,ho gets a.
lrtfcr from his mother-in- law, sharply iuuuiriug
Il that spare 1oom is ready.
This Is what San Francisco reporter Gays
Of lec.uress who RECENTLY apueared in that
ci.y;
Her feet beneath her petticoat,
Like great big rats, stole in and out,
AS II they feared tho cat.
Women sometimes get high. but Mrs. Rostor
tops them all. She has elm mocd to the summit
Ct popocatapetl, the greatest altliuto ever at
tained by woman.
"A man Who respects his wife and family Will
never tell a lie when any one asks him how be
got that scar on his nose, but will explain how
"a stick of wood ttew up, you KNOW
When they told an lnulana' woman that her
husband had been sliced up by reaper. she I'M
patiently replied: " ell, lake tile pieces to the
barn: can't leave this sooseberry sauce just
now" -
school III u HolboEn Iondon) cellar, for which
she paid Is pence 4 week. She has now 1,000
pupils, whom she has taught to support them
selves. They maintain the institution that gives
them home, Eli education, and m occupation.
- May Heavens angels whisper golden
words at they kiss your darling checks, wrote a
La Crosse man to his Betsy only last spring;
and now he wishes Heavens angels would
whisper to him how his breach-of-promiso suit
is coming out. ss his lawyer IS doubtful:
!: What sublime courage was that DISPLAYED
by the Nevada woman, who. when the stealthy
savagc approached her, just pulled of her hair |
and gave it to him 90,
a Cincinnati boarding school g1r, Th1lo
lndulg1n: wlth her companions IN the amuse-
lnent Of kicking at d mark tie other day, dlslo-
Gated her thigh joint.
Flora McFlimsey ls absolutely surprising |
herself this season in tho matter Of hose. Those
that are worn now arc Of coiored silk, and valued
at IS the pair.
"A woman never looks more huni1inted than |
when, while sitting on the deck Of steamboat, !
.he becomes simultaneously conscious Of "a ciu-
Ter on her noso and the absence Of her pocket
handkerchief.
When one is in the act of tipping luis hat to
. lady whom he supposes s al acquaintance, 1T
,cquires sumo tact TO make believe that lie is
'nly scratching lis head ais be discovers the lady
= 8 stranger.
"A schoolgirl in Davenport was overheard
rying to convince 2 school-tellow that size liked
i'm better than sho did some other urch!n: OF
shom he seemed jealous. "Cf course Ike
ou better than do Bill" she eaid. l. for don't