The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1874-10-10
Laughing Gas.

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Laughing Gas. :.
Conusn sense-Pennies.
/ Noah s2s an ark-itect of the first
water.
The first box Of th-powder has
reached Dons4r. s-'s''s
Home stretch-the stretch across
the materi4 knee.
/ Ministers Of the. e.iatsrior-the cook
Nod the doctor.
The vilest eiener may return-
everything .sSve ~ uhprella.
Ti,el nkde man pray Z sevaJu j Abats
for stealing maleein Delaware. =
Novs the Sultan Of Turkey ..wishes
he wafs dead DR.. Mary Walker is
there. - 22 tst-f9 sf'f
The worlds memory is short. It
will forget you if you do not jog it
frequently. - lt,s
The pillows in the Duluth hotels
are SO Large that travellers can hardly
pocket them.
Terre Haute claims to be "~the in
tellectual center Of the world for big
watermelona. pIt.s
josh Billings says: "Tew enjoy a
good good nsppa.a,l1 rspa'a,h1ae = qy publicly and
An exchange asks: Where does
the cotton 70 p We know where q
good deal Of it gcsa, but don't like to
tell.
The odor Of Brooklyn sanctitv is 20
strong that when the wind is from
the East, New Jersey people shut
down their windows.
Won't some one hurl a mallet at
the young man of the Boston Post9
He is trying to revive public interest
in conundrums. tI 2
A circus lion il roaming around
Weston, Missouri, and people have
good excuse for remaining away from
prayer-meetings.
A Delaware man lost his wife and 4
q race-h0rse by the same stroke of
lightning, and he tried for two hours
to revive the horse.
Napoleon " is cultivating = very
lovely m0dstache, and this gives the =
American sgirls who have seen it
something to dream about.
Mary Jane, have sou, given the
goldfish fresh water I" "No, ma'am.
What's the use; they haven't drunk
up what's in there vet. - ''ssi
A Dubuque man offers to 70 ont
|pr.yng W1s6 thU Bick at @3 per day, q
and adds :--'' Or-I will drive team,
break colts, or run cider mill. y.
When 8 young lady has to stay at
home from q party on account of q
sty on her eye, it is useless to tell her
that Providence doeth all things for
the best.
Ono Of the meanest things q small
boy can do is to.put tacks in the chairs
when he knows that . young man 10
coming to call on his sister that even
ing.
King Gomba, of Africa, has made
use OF the new cable to say to Boston:
!" Last missionary just been put to
bake; rather thin, send something
corpulent.
"Of course we conldn't have him
roaming around here and putting on
Congressional airs, says q Nsvada i
paper in explaining how hosae-thief
came to his end. @ @
"What is bull-head lack 7" asks Z
'Kentucky paper. Twisting . mules
tail and getting away from his heels ).
without being kicked, comes near
enough to answer the question.
The Indiana man Who worked three
days in q harvest field and received
therefore q litter Of pups, has come to
the conclusion that it is not more cur
reDcy we need but q better currency.
Do you know your good pastors
chief end and aim asked q New
York Sunday school teacher Of her
favorite pupil. " Yes, replied the
sagaeious child, to xet his sermons
printed in tho papers"
A New York State Quaker WAS
found in patch Of grass behind .
feroe looking at circus procession,
and he turned it off by asking.
" Friend hast thee seen the kingboE
of my wagon around here I"
In Troy they throw red hot pennies
to organ grinders. This action kills
two birds with one cent. It records q
charitable action in the eyes of the
world and dissbles the hand-organ
man. 273<
A sherman whose notices c;lied
for few fat boys to "feed his can
nibals," received a card from q uau
saying that he coalAntt spare HE
boys, but he had q good "staN-fsd
saother-in-law " that lie thought would
suit. ~ is's5ft -
4 Schenectady man jumped into 1
well to AVOID . borse-whipping from
2 woman, and his brother had to
bribe her with three dollsrs not to 90