The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-02
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Josh Billings on Dispspshe.7s 80.

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Dear Baker: Ishaveabseu %. utsstikApT
dispeptic for'27 years and four EnSonsha, sss /,
it would have been munni in tniipoSkesaasi
if [ had been born without anya ssum.T
muck. tss 'Ani'is. ioribiH sf5 sg.ariss t,sav
have prayed upwarda of one tiaess .c1
.Sa sand times to be, on the insides like ap
ors'rIch or velling eolporter,l., vb.,.,.
have seen travelling ecoIp,rtess whe, ;, !
could .ent az much az goose. =.
have seen goose eat till ssthsy
couldn't stand up. ,aoy moro, and, then :.
sit down and eat sum, and chen lay down down 50
and eat sum, and then roll toNytesrt9aannd{sssa over ana
2 sum more. SS0' Fo3 iszs3tS eaa
have tried living on filtered Wsaatsr .
and going barcfoot for dispepshs, asaA
That didn't lit the spot. &C i'iv 'ssaits7eo
have soaked at water cure estebiiskadp
men's until was so imber that kouldgaM
not git myself back4yan inside aofmiA
bal Twin apparel l.dSest EDS ;ayas spdasav
bought saddle hoss once vhoo Sfss; "a,
got mp expressly to kure dispepshy
was warranted to karc the dispepshy .ins
30 days or Kill the hoss., - "a - 49,, +,
llcwas warranted to trot haIder ,thaa4,a
trip hammer, pull wusser on q bit
stumble safer down hill than emmy othsra
hoss On the. foot stull.
rode the hoss until i waz all over
jelly, then sold him bride and saddlSS %
and all for sixty eight dollers, and gos
sued by the purchaser, and had Is pay
him ninety dollars and sum senltks DANA az
gcs, bekauze the hess had the sNimshy,s
a disease knu nothing about. s'a so a''
The lloss and flxings kost me 420 tiol
lers gold. aafa a'@aatss' SD ui nqgs
I ko ntracted for eleven koras Of fs{
hickory wood, kross grained, and as fell -
of.wrinkles az an old cows horn and
saw ed away three months on it, and tho 4
| pile seemed to grow bigger every day.
| Ifina'ly gave away the saw, aud what
N there was left to- save life, :and
satS ssSl ragged, q square Yiotim
~ tHe eSGt7IS Fs
have lived ~ % side, as.sE gam Q
b"ol'd in the sailing flood until iwas ax
well picked as number one salt mack
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! have Iwelt at Saratoga, and taken
! the wrter Ii ke mill race and still had
The d,spnpshcc. .'' y - -" is.aa8
Ihavc walked two miles before break I.
fast and th.n EFT slice ov dri toast ahnd ca
haf the yielk ov pullet's es; ana fsls Is
ball the time az weak as kitten thsb 81
had just come outov atfitt. a1sveIeT 4
1, + have Alaid' down moro than tgGis
thousand times, and rolled over ,oneo dos
rnih;te all night'lon.g, and gatupin ihs8o
morning like corpse, and there didn&ia
nothing scem't toaail me amy whore zip
parficuar! fsilols0 eds SO aaiJait aiyis9
i Ihave'read whole liberys on theatunt.R
mdk and 'liser audaawhen Is gotsathsuEiso
knu CRATE deal less what wa. the tast9
ter withIne, than whonsi begun. .aaaA
] 4 have drapk whiskee With roots IN r.
enuIf1tor carry yoe, seunyTbridgeies IIsays,
mill dam n,the,country. a. .,;7.sib ~,
/ Idhaye worked opsa farm for mi mi yittela
! ahl~board, sand dietcds on fideipork and
ri bred, until was thin 'as the sermon
ov,a scyen days baptiss PREACHER - -
I,have dun all these things and saa l
thousand other things just as Triaiklg5,a
and have got The old dispepshes yea
just az natral aud as thik az the Yppimptes0
an four year old goose. 's'1'f"'g oai r
TT yu sit a'good hold sosathea dispsp
he once you hrat never loose itsentirs,
Is; it will 7cumiarodn ofce,inIa sznilo
Ikea, host,s and if it don't skarasgyu so
nh'chtaz itsdidI once; iiantb smakea you
think Suiafs going vtow die to, morrow,
It wiii makeyou fee1just as sorry .ireaA
Yours, JOSH BILLINGS.
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