The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-11-07
NEW NoR'-WEsTERs.
-Dead-locks-False curls.

civil rlghts-Obliging answers.
Behind time-The back of clock.
a General Bob Toombs is bachelor.
Where to go when short of money-Ge
to work.
The path of duty-Through the Gus
tom house.
students.
Good places for matchmaking Sulphur
springs.
"A pack of cards affords g. COS, $50 diff
ferent deals.
Where impudence is wit, it is folly to
reply.
1t only costs half cent mile to go
to Europe.
-"Pollywog" is a political pet name in
Missouri.
Thermometers now have depressed
appearance.
Handled without gloves-Knives and
forks, generally.
=" What shall do to be saved >" from
dull trade? Advertise.
-"Almost too tired to climb a tree y is a
quaint Iowa phrase.
Sioux City wheat buyers now pay but
65 cents a bushel for wheat
State fairs in the west have been
comparative failure this year.
1t costs about two and half cents a
thousand to gum envelop flaps.
-" How can I tell whether my adver-
tisement will attract or not 80 Try it.
"A distance of ten houses is required by
Chinese law between Chinese wash houses.
If speech is silver and silence gold.
how much is a dumb man worth?
colorado claims that one half its popu-
lation is composed of reconstructed inva-
lids.
Mars and Bacehus have been spoken
Of as "the god of battles and the god of
bottles.''
-ldleness is the Dead Sea that swallows
up all virtues, and the self-made sepulcIlre
Of living man.
Tho only church ia this country where
sermons are preached in Irish it is said, is
at Elmira, Illinois.
"A Bowling Green, KY, man has
chicken covered with red hair instead of
feathers and down.
The railroading of the United States
and Canada is done by 373, $50 cars and A.
939 locomotive engines.
-Themariage of Hon. John Wentworth.
" Long John" to Mrs DeLong, daughter
of Mayor Colvin, is on dit.
There are forty-tive postoffices in the
United States by the name of Washington.
and yet people viii tell lies.
Senator Jones, of Nevada, is said to
one.third OF the present paid-in capital.
A New York paper touehingly speaks
of sausages as charming mankind by the
sense of mystery which envelops them"
China has streets paved with granite
blocks laid over three hundred years ago,
as good as new. The contractors are dead. |
Mr.. Smirkins says he has been married |
sixteen years, and all the income they have
had to live on has been ineome-patibihty
th.+ aar,ntr-, ~ ooa .s4se - -u no" y, ooa mas II
s.,''1 o' 90 cot aT',O0 lo'ioo'' il,ooo par
so4aS w WV : } il'0i'' '''iu '0'ooo Gu
80 Pen' arc 'ii"n'''o,uieu d. Dlr-
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,..o. wv "'oA' ''n' ooAo iol 'liee Genus
N othlng Ike taking a pride in ones
s,'ss q " l' iiii"nispof1 man claims tnat
= sl-o ''''' '"eH'S so''i , ne has iiaue o'SoS
-
a RUSSIAN proverb says: Before go
ing 10 war; pray once; before going to sea,
plaS !, '"'oo' oeioio se''iiis married. pray
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Some mathematical bird-fancier has es-
tfat the number OF canaries i'm
ported into the United States prior to the
year 1911, IS 20O, UO0.
To fatter a person adroit1y, one must
know three things-what they are, what
they think they are, and what they want
other people to think they are.
- wag, one evening, pulled down a
turner,s sion and inf il orar J 1,,vvar,s
door; in the morning it read, ssAll sorts of
turning and twisting done here.''
Over the grave Of Dean Afford in the
,hurchyard of St. Martins Canterbury is
she following inscription. prepared bv his
,vr hand. .sTlo Inn of :
way to the New Jerusalem"
1t is an admitted fact in Janan ana
China that the older the tree the better the
.ea The shrubs which spnnlv tho robles
If .Janan with their favorita beveraea ~