The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-11-12
Pith and Point.

"'ot@' @1 Pith and Point.
SISTERS of Charity-Faith and Hope.
~ The real yellow fever Greed for
gold, + ! s... ''.'''"''< 9 g -
A CoMPosTroR on ST. Louis paper
made an editor say that this war-cry
is the key-hole of victory" s --s as
81 CAN always tell water when I see
it, = remarked Toddyblossom the other
day; I" it looks so much like GIN"
"To WHAT sect of fraternity do you
think belong % asked fop of lady.
"To the insect fraternity" was the
reply. arst.
A WITTY woman says that, Of, death is
reported to love shining mark, she is
constantly in dread of shaft being
aimed at her husbands nose. II crL 81
In st. Louis everybody is considerable,
and therefore a daily paper remarks : 3
g Two gentlemen and lady left for the
penitentiary last evening. "5'3 2. 5rsmr3,
A DETROIT paper noting the fact that
man fell dead while combing his hair,
says And yet there are people. who
will persist in that dangerous habit" TIT.
A COUNTRY girl, coming from morn
ing walk, was told she looked as fresh
as daisy kissed by the dew, to which
she innocently replied: you've got
my name right, Daisy; but his isn't
Dew" ... ........t %. ...,r.-g ,,,.
THERE is an old Indian in Kansas
who has been nicknamed cold Prob.
When asked to prophesy Of the coming
weather. he sagely and safely says,
Mebbe snow mebbe heap id hot.
Better wait little, you bet. %
CT SHOULD like Courtship and Mar
rage and FThe Best of Husbands"
said pretty girl, tripping into Broad
way bookstore 81 think can fill that
bill, miss" replied the dapper young
salesman. &C. Have you Ten Thousand
a Year p" .a
A CHARMING picture is that of Saxe's
widow at fashionable party
Her shawl was as sable as night, .tt %.
Her gloves were dark as her shawl,
And her jewels-that flashed in the light
We're black a funeral pail
Her robe had the hue of the rest
ff (How nicely it fitted her shape)
And the grief that was heaving her breast
Boiled over in pillows of Grape
u A CONSIDERABLE coal owner in the
north was instructing his daughter,
little girl about eight years of age, in
the principles of religion, and explain
ing to her the rewards and the punish
ments of future state. He told her,
among other things, that the wicked
would be, sent to large pit, where
| they would be roasted in an immense
fire by evil spirits. She was very at
tentive, and after pause, said
60 Papa, what good thing it would be
if you could get them to take their
Goals of you'll" .. .....
TWO sOLmoQUTEs.
An Iowa editor, who attendeda party,
was smitten with the charms of fair
damsel who wore arose on her forehead,
and thus gushed about it:
| Above her nose
| There is rose, d.
Below that rose
There is nose,
Rose, nose
Pr. Nose, rose,
Sweet rose,
.. Dear nose.
There is pin:
.t Above that pin
There is chin.
Pin, chin,
Chin pin,
Sweet pin,
Dear chin.
Whereupon rival editor thus apos-
trophized the Iowa chap:
. Above the stool
tts There is fool;
Below the fool
.... There is stool.
Stool, fool,
Fool, stool,
OLD stool,
DamphooI.
af Below his seat
There are two feet.
Above these feet
There is seat.
ISL .9 .F Seat, feet,
Feet, seat
Soft seat,
tE5, # Big feet. 81
Schneider.
Mile. Hortense Schneider, the Paris
ian queen of the opera bouffe, was, in