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Intelligence of Hogs.

Hogs often show great intelligence
and aptitude TO learn. \ forester had a
Chinese pig which followed him like a
dog, came at call. and ran mp and down
stairs. 1t learned TO bow and perform
several tricks. 1t was very expert in
hunting mushrooms; and, when told TO
keep watch, 1t would remain at its pos t
until called away. When its owner
said Il am going TO kill you,' it would
lie down on its back and stretch out il ;
legs.
When Louis ri. was sick, in order o
relieve the sadness of his mind, noble
man thought of teaching pig 10 dance,
and bringing it before him. Ii was not
long before a pig could hop about very
well to the sound of bagpipe; they
then dressed it with coat, pantaloons
necktie, hat. sword, etc.,-in short ali
that the court gentlemen of the time
were accustomed to wear,-and intro
duced it into the presence of the king.
The animal bowed, danced, and iol.
lowed all orders in the most artistic
manner; until, getting tired, it became
SO awkward that the king roared with
laughter, to the delight of his courtiers,
An English gentleman carefully train
ed a hog for hunting. Slug for SO the
hog was called, was very fond of the
chase, and was ever Oh the alert when
the huntsmen were preparing to start
but the dogs could not endure its com
pany, and their owner was never able TO
make use of both at the same time ;'Slug
could scent bird from great distance
and would dig in the earth to show
where it had been. When the bird
hoped, it followed like a dog.
Hogs have been trained for draught.
A countryman was in the habit of going
to St. Adams market i'm a small cart
drawn by four hogs; another country
man won wager that his hog would car :
ry him on its back four miles in one
hour. These facts are cited to show that
the hog is more intelligent animal than
We give him credit for. However, every
kind hearted person will disapprove of
teaching dumb creatures 10 perform
tricks. For our own part we take no
pleasure in seeing dancing bears aud
spelling pigs; for the process of train
ing draws SO deeply on our sympathy
that we look upon erything Of the
kind as the torturing Of animals.-Ow
Dumb animals.
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NORWEGIAN PEASANTS. - Among the
great variety of new citizens which We are
called upon to adopt into our national fam.
lily not the least valuable by any means is
the Norwegian peasants. He is a sober.
thrifty. economical. industrious person.
simple-hearted aud honest and totally free
from ways that are dark and tricks that
are vain" In his own country he is edu-
Gated by virtue of compulsory laws to at
least an ability to read and write. He
weaves his own cloth from homesnun
yarns, and he tans his own leather and
makes his own shoes. He repairs his own
implements, harness, and wagons, and
shoes his own horses. His wants are few.
and his economy great. while his tastes
and desires are easily satisfied. His hospi-
tality is leading virtue, and his door is
always open or the key is hung in sight
when the family is absent, and there is al
ways supply Of food for. the passing trav-
eler. with hearty welcome along with il
such sn enisrant is surely to be welcom
ca as one well calculated to act as pioneer
and to subdue the wilderness for our less
hardy and more artificial farmers. who in
time Will buy out their improvements. un-
til in course Of time they become diffused
aud lost sight Of in the general mass Of
American citizens.-lNew York Tribune.
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Maine State College.

The report OF the trustees OF the Maine
State College of Agriculture and the Me-
chanic Arts. at Orono, is about ready to
be submitted to the legislature. The in
stitution has entered upon the sixth year
of its existence, has graduated two classes.
one of six and the other of seven. aud has
now 100 students pursuing their studies
The standard of admission has been raised
the past year by including five books of
geometry in the list of preparatory studies,
and by more strict examination in the
branches before required. Military tactics
Is included In the course OF instruction.
Two companies OF cadets have been or
gained, and the men composing them
have taken an interest In the construction
A presidents house has been bull: the
grounds about 1t handsomely graded; an
addition TO the boarding house has oeen
male: larger accommodations have been
provided for the classes in drawing and
natural history; a professors house has
been built; barn 100 by 30 feet has been
erected, but il is not quite complete. The
most of the students employ their vacations
in teaching, and are preparing the way in
our schools for the introduction OF such
learning as will be most beneficial TO the
future Interest OF the whole community
The sum of twenty thousand dollars will
OF the co!lege-the increasing number of
students and general prosperity of the in
sutution bringing with them the necessity
OF enlarged accommodations. Additional
aud larger class and lecture room, will be
required; larger rooms must be provided
Tor the cabinets and library. The Hon.
Abner Coburn OF Skowhegan. i the presi-
dent ofthe board of trustees. and noble
patron of the college.
The Rev. {. +. Allen, the president.
presents his report, and refers with pleas
ure to the evident prosperity OF the coll
lege. He claims that there Is no rivalry
between that and the other colleges. and
that the education received Is not limited
TO a mere professional training. but that il
Is liberal education, especially adapted
to meet the wants of those who are to en-
gage in productive employment. The
plan of self-government has been adopted
with great success. The instruction i
supplemented by lectures. The president
has given instruction in English literature
mental and moral science. i'm political
economy. in the constitution Of the United
States. and lectures on rural and iuterua-
tional law. The other instructors are Pro-
fessor NJ. c. Fernald. department of
mathematics and ply sizes Professor W. A
flke, civil and mechanical engineering !:
Professor Randall Whittier. chemistry and
the modern languages; Professor {. II l..
fernaid, natural history; Capt. j. Deane.
OF Bangor, military instructor; Professor
}. Perlsy. commercial department Mr.
Geo. ii. Hamlin, assistant in engineering
department. Three hours each day are
devoted TO manual labor; a department of
the farm Is devoted TO the trial of new
methods in agriculture and TO experiments
carefully performed for the purpose of set
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3arn. AMI tonstboIo'
An old notion concerning Dairy Soils

The idea that the dairy business can be
successfully prosecuted only in few favor
ed localities and upon 4 certain kind of
soil, has for some years been gradually
giving way, as knowledge and experience
have, from time TO time, abundantly de-
monstrated the fallacy of this notion. Be
fore the factory system was introduced.
and when the art Of making fine butter and
cheese was confined to a comparatively
few people and to certain sections of the
country, the failure to produce good ar
ticle in new localities was naturally enough
attributed. for the most part, to the soil,
or some defect in the food which it produc-
ed. 1t is true the food which the COW eats
has something to do with the quality and
flavor Of the goods made from her milk:
but it has been found that good milk can
be produced from a great variety of grasses
and other foods. aud II is not confined
within the narrow limits which was at one
time supposed. 1t was Mr.. Harding. the
exponent of Chadder cheese making in
England. who first announced the PROPOSE
ton, we believe, that good cheese could be
made from the milk OF cows pastured on
any kind OF soil that would grow good
grass He was employed by tn. Scotch
agricultural societies to go into Scotland
and introduce the Chadder method of
cheese manufacture, and he found that
quite as good cheese could be made BY this
process in Scotland as In Somersetshire.
England, although in some instances the
milk required skill and wide difference
IN its handling. He concluded, therefore.
that good cheese could be made from the
milk of cows pastured on diversity of soil
by skill in manipulating the milk. and that
the not unfrequent failures experienced by
old dairymen in making a fine product
when changing from one locality to anoth
er, were due. in great measure, to want
OF variation In the handling of milk, and in
not adopting their process of manufacture
10 meet circumstances, or the new condi-
tons of the localities where they were
placed. These views are. without doubt.
In gaeat measure correct.-LI Y. 4. Va
lard in Rural Nen Yorker.
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SULPHUR FOR GAPEs IN PoULrRY.-M.
H. w. Lamar writes to the Tribune that
when he was boy, and big brick ovens
were in use in the South, every morning
when the buiscuit for breakfast was taken
out and the oven yet hot, Sally made up q
pens Of corn meal (unsiffed) bread, with q
heaping tablespoonful Of pulverized sulphur
70 the qusn Of meal, mixed with water
and nothing else. and this was fed to the
chickens and turkeys morning and even
ing, and never knew one dozen chickens
lost with gapes, - 1t II known that SIMMER
Is death to parasitical worms. The young
turkeys had pill Of ground black pepper
given each morning when they appeared
dropping, until again lively. these pills are
eaeily made BY adding enough -four to
cause adhesion.
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MAKES THE WEAK STRONG,

me PerHriGrt SUrtp, n PTofrrf-
Cd Solution of the Pr0to riffc Of
iron. as SO combined as to hare
the character Of an GiIReJif. as
C9SHy diDcstcd amt ass i1s,iIsste,l
Htth The btOod as tie sintplc,t
J1Od. II increases the qlt0gltify
oi Natures OtCH TitUli-jutJ
-tGcNt. Iron ip me bIOOd, ami
rHf'cs 81 Thousand Ills. q" sinpiV
~ foRiH0 mp. Inrig0F0tjHg ami
; HHti-i9U the SBStcL}. The ,II-
lichPd amt Cit0ii~ed byO0d Urr-
5"c"fcs creFD part OF the bO,lv.
repairing damages amt icUstc.
SfHFChjHg ont mOrbid sCrrr-
toms. dHd tearing nothing for
0'scdse 10 feet upon.
rms as the secret Of the u.0n-
dttJiH success of this rcnedy i5s
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plant, Dropsy, Chronic Diar-
rhoaa, Boils, Nervous Affections,
thillS and FeyerS, Humors,
Loss of Constitutional Nigor.
Diseases of the Kidneys and
Bladder, Female Complaints.
ana uf assesses originating III,
u bdd state of the biOOd. or az
C0hipdHicd bU debititU on. u TAR
sttftc Of the system. BeiIig jl.se
from -!tcOhOt. in any form, a.;
cncrGieiEg effects are not foi-
fo"ed by corresponding rcnc-
ton. but are permanent, iltftf-
sing strength, rigor. amt urtU
Htc into al parts oTthe sySteD,.
ana buitding up an IRON COM
atjtUfiOH.
Thousands hare been channel
bD the use ofhis lelaedy, from
1Fc6E. sichfy, sufFerinG cre0-
lures. to strong. hc0tthy, amt
hdppD men 0Hd FoHSeH amt
ti'dftds cannot FeaSOudbigJEss-
'fttfe to gre it u trial.
See that each bottle has Peril.
WAN SYRUP Ho,clS IN the gluss.
Pamphlets Trrc.
SETH W. F0WlE & SONS, Prooris,ors,
No. Milton Place, Boston.
Sotb BY DRuCGIsr, GINrRA5.
eowIy3t
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closely stopped. This pickle may be kept
pure and its strength undiminishcd for al
most any length of time. by occasionally
reboiling it and skimming off the impuri-
ties. though as old brine is good fertilizer
aud salt cheap 1t is perhaps better to pour
1t on the manure heap and make new.
To CURE HAMs.-Mr. Guile, a New Jer-
sey farmer of experience, cures hams In
the following manner:
For II hams, ID. salfpeter. II lbs. fine
salt. IL gallon molasses. The ingredients,
when well mixed, will have about the con-
sistency and appearance of damp, brown
| sugar. Rub them thoroughly with this
mixture, lay them singly on dry platform.
At the end of one week rub them again; at
the end of the second week again rub them
aud hang them up to smoke; let them dry
thoroughly. but do not smoke them more
than ten days.
OATMEAL Cause.-The a quart of cold
water stir oatmeal enough TO make it
about as thick as hasty pudding. BE sure
that the meal Is sprinkled in so slowly, and
that the stirring is so active, that the mush
will have no Jumps in 1t. Now, put 1t on
buttered tin-pan, where it can be spread
out to half the thickness of a common
cracker. and smooth it down with a case
knife. Run sharp knife across it. so as
to divide it into the sized pieces you wish.
and place it in warm oven and bake
slowly. being careful not TO brown it.
GRAHAM BREAD.-Four quarts of UNI
oolted wheat: tea cup of good yeast;
half cup of molasses; one Tablespoonful
of salt; mix with warm water enough to
make stiff dough; let it rise six or eight
hours, wet your hands in cold water to put
II into the pans; let it rise All hour, or un-
I'll it has risen an inch, and bake two
hours. 1t should be very well baked.
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SHEPHERD DoGs.-You may 60 over the
plains and hills of southern California for
miles and see thousands of sheep. but not
man to watch them. Around each flock
or band Of say, = thousand Of sheep, are
haif-a-dozen dogs, Of . peculiar breed !;
dogs whose progenitors were imported from
the sheep pastures Of the Old World.
These ldogs take the entire care OF the
sheep, drive them out to pasture in the
morning. keep them from strsying during
the day, and bring them home at night.
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To MAKE NICE NEAT PICKLE.-Take
six lbs. salt, l pint molasses, ozs. saltpe-
ter; dissolve them By boiling in gallons
ofwatsr. In the pickle, when perfectly
selA, kssp any sort Of fsssh nsaE sunk and
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gloss and freshness Of youth. Thin
hair is thickened, falling hair checked,
and badness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
the hair where the follicles are de-
stroyed, or the glands atrophied and
decayed; but such as remain can be
saved by this application, and stimu-
lated into activity, so that q new
growth of hair is produced. Instead
of fouling the hair with a pasty sedi-
nent, it will keep it clean and vigorous.
Its occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent badness. The
restoration of vitality it gives to the
scalp arrests and prevents the folna-
ton of dandruff, which is often 50 TN
clearly and offensive. Free from those
deleterious substances which make
some preparations dangerous and iniu-
rious to the hair, the Vigor can onl,
benefit but not harm it. If wantra
merely for HAIR DRESSING,
nothing else can be found so desirable.
Containing neither oil nor dye, it do
not soil white cambria, and yet Ia
long on the hair, giving it rich, gio E,
lustre, and grateful perfume
Prepared by Or. J. c. Aver 4 CO
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
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Notice..

A LII those indebted to Holden Richardson
"A who wish to save costs, must call and settle
before the lst of February next. AS ali biIls re-
naming unpaid AFTER that date will be LEFT with
lawyer for collection.
HOLDEN RICHARDSON,
Cranberry Isles, Jan. LIST, 1874. Iw2s
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oTHE GREAT BLOOD Fl-

NE"ETlNE is made exclusively frec, ;,...
'"ieluty selected barks, roots and herb. .s.l
~ '4I7i Y fOhGtatfatcd that IL VIII CHE. .u.. IS
Ia, ~crofuiou> humor. Tuuor. t,nfrr
eancerous laumor Ery.inrias s,It
..hrnm- s,phifitic DiseascS nnkc r.
faihtness at the stomach. and ali IUl.' ..-
thit arse from impure blood. ACi,,tiCa.
nh.inlniatory and Chronic sgheun,ati.n,
NFnfa'S'a, soas and spinal Complaint.
Can only DC tAeCtuaily cured iIuTuah Tho. aI..I
For fcer- and Erupri,e disease. an .f.
shtn k'o-tule., EsimPie-. Riotcbe. Isc,I,
letter, scaidnead and Rsin-varu, va
iiNE has never aued Ia effect permanent -....
or rains an the Back, Ia istncv ,ou-
plants, Drop>y, Female yse..huc.. Eeu
Gorrbuss. arising from Internal t4Jp.r-,f,.,, ~.
ZINE acts directly npou the cau-,- - t..-.
nhipialHts. IL luVtEOr1trs and -Lrcu.-.f.,.- ...
"H"ie zEatem- acts upon the secretiye nrr,5.- ..-
The bowels. ''i'' ''~'-''.
or .atarrt,, Dyspepsia H,i,itu,I 10.
- ,a,'aipitation OF the Heart Head
acne, ftIe>, aersousne.. AMI s.,,.-',l
proHtEaton oi The Ner,ou. system. ~, 49,
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Inc ftharkabIc cures effected by VFIrTf\E
hh We Induced many physicians and anotI,.i.'-=..
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PIANO PLAYERS.

Pianists desiring good
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For Infammatory and Chronic

KheumatiSm, Govt. Bilious. Remit
tent and Intermittent Fcvers. Discs Sos II
the Blood, LAYER. Kidneys a.d Bladder.
these Bitters have no equal. SI.! Diseases,
are caused bv Initiated Blood
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Ayers
HairVigor,
For restoring to Gray Hair its
natural Vitality and Color.

A dressing
which is at
once agreeable,
healthy, and
efectual for
preserving the
hair. IL soon
restores taded
or gray hair
to its original
color, ,cith tie
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ter. Salt. kheum, Blotches. spots. l.uplcs.
Pustuies. Buils. Carbunclcs. NrE-w.r:.4-.
Sca!d head. Sore Eyes. Ery>p.as. itch.
Scurfs. DiscolorationS Of the Sh.u Huma-s
and Diseases OF the Skin OF whateye. uaur
or nature are literally dug up and carried
out of the system III short time hy the '-c
of these Blttrrs
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Cities Of the Past,

Some graphic letters have lately APP
peared IN the New York Times, de-
scrptIve of journey in South Ameri-
ca-the land Of perpetual verdure-
from the Atlantic to the Pacific, by
way of the Amazon mountains. Re-
ferring TO railway journey in North
ern Peru, of some sixty miles, the last
stage OF u four months tour, the writer
says.
The valley through which we pass
ed bore unmIstakable evidence OF hav-
ing once been the seat of high order
of civilization. at present it is but an
arid desert. The sIdes of the i1oun-
tains, from the base 10 The highest al
tItudes. are terraced. ard the ancient
gardens are everywhere distInguisha-
bic. At times We passed through the
ruins oi cities that must have contain
ed a population greatly exceeding
anything we now hear o. For miles
We observed these ruins on either side,
stretching away to the very foot of the
mountains, where the terTacing in-
mediutely commenced and was car
RED TO the very SUBMITS. The land
must at some remote period, anterior
% the time of the lncas, have been
occupied by race both industrious
alId civilized. Who they were,
whence they came. and whiIner they
have gone, is mystery into which,
up to the present time, but few have
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room and to quiet them during wor-
ship Mr. j. Shrieve on one side of
the window. Mrs. Richard Shrieve sat
opposite to him, for Richard Shrive
seated h mself in front of the window,
ana the servant girl was seated near a
table in the centre of the room. The
bible had just been passed to Mr.. John
Shrieve TO commence the service,
when the death dealing electric
stroke came. The heavens were over
cast with a dark, angry cloud, and a
few large, scattering drops of water
had fallen as the only premonitions or
precursors of that awful electric stroke.
The eldest of the children came into
the room Immediately after the report
and surveyed the scene, and gives the
only ineligible account. Her father
and mother were PROSTATE or the
floor. Mr.. John Shrieve was stagger-
ing about the room. uttering some in
coherent words, and soon fell to the
floor. The servant girl was paralyzed
with terror. The little girl thought to
place her hand over her fathers heart
and it was still beating. The nearest
neigbor was a half mile distant.
The servant girl was unacquaint.d
with the road, and finally the cldes:
gill. leaving the other children IN that
house of death, piloted the servant girl
through the storm to the nearest
neighbOr for aid. The Rev. John
Shrieve recovered, but the electric bolt
did its perfect work with Richard S.
Shrieve and his wife, furnishing one
Of the most startling exemplifications
of the truth of the line in the burial
service in the Book of Common Pray
er, to-wit; "In the midst of life we
are in death" That family worship
began on earth, in the thoughts of the
preacher, to echo and end in Heaven.
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MADISON, Va August, 1873.

Dear Colonel The IndcC is doing
more and better than the combined
city press. Ii they don't haul of from
Federal politics they Will deeply hurt
US. am trying hard TO get them on
the right traok.
IT were better to elect Grant the
third and the seventh term than 90
under Hughes and his negroes. To
rs the defeat of negro ruic here is to
save society and decent existence. TO
save us from barbarism and ruin.-
Surely General Grant and all northern
gentlemen know that our white men,
inclHding over $1,000 ex-COnfctleTate
braves in Virginia, are the real moral.
intellectual. aud political power of the
State, if not the whole South, are i'm
I.l:citly to be relied upon, and are in
valuable as friends. Ii cannot be that
he will spurn protFer of reconcilia-
tion from such men fuT the sake Of
.iuElcs aud his hordCs.
Don't tire in your labOrs.
Truly yours, J. Il kEMPER.