The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-05-21
FACTS AND FANCIES.

than damp s.4irt.
The last grand gift enterprise in
Nevada is for the purpose OF obtaining
funds for lunatic asylum. Appropri-
ate.
A lady lecturer believes that women
ought to retain their own names when
they get married. She has retained hers
thus far.
There are 700 fashionable styles OF
calling cards, but Blinks says he pre-
fers to "call " on four aces and let the
other COG so.
An observing man has discovered
similarity between n young ladies' sem
mary and n sugar house, as both refine
what is already sweet.
Ocean avenue, at Long Branch, is
being plowed up and graded. 1t will
be devoted to the cultivation OF small
potatoes" during the summer.
A young lady who was recOmmen-
ded to bathe her head in salt water, to
prevent her hair falling ont, is afraid
She has got herself into pickle.
An Iowa boy was lately overheard
addressing his paternal in this tilial
S'Slo ~ ~" I"o ioi4i ~ n'0 M !;
cnSS' OF IL ci'lllo Soo"' ",'A'
A Wisconsin woman VINO recently
buried her eighth husband, has Just re-
celVed an ontr ol @o9o W ,onJi,o nnJio lnr nnt
some obler SV"'c' anu 10 ''''t''''"e 0''
Tor Sl,ooo'
Nellie Grants intended husband
says "wath for "was, and parts his
halr III the mlddle, Dut IL mas o9en 7cD-
tied that ne Is not roaming p"'oer'
ana Sho Is h"pPS'
"A London advertisement runs thus:
GA country priest will say mass once a
week for any one who Will regularly
send nm the llhCS howS[npetti %, a,GSn' y
hand, on the dNy Oh iVS puo.i'"''oH
DR.. Cuyler wants all the young Ia
dies to band together and say, NO Ups
shall touch my lps that have touched q
bottle" Rather rough this on the fel-
lows that were brought up ny H"i"'
It's easy enough for n man to say
he won't never swear again as long as
he lives, but let mm attempt 10 9raw
} up a bucket of water with a WlhalasS
= and have the pin Zip ont, and then-!
The Publishers Board OF Trade at
New York have agreed to Withdraw
travelling agents for two years. NOW,
, if the sewing machine companies Woula
;. only do likewise, we might nave rest
: A lady in Kalamazoo, Michigan,
IS has the photographs OF her three &c
J, parted lotG9 ~ "bnQ"p' ond mtI Imdn dnTneath
It vi II i,ei?eii ~ t;'u ttTho Tnr1 viii nro-
d Is lhe llScr'plo"' I"o i10'' "'''
IS Vlue' ,,I
l. "A Georgia negro WHO peu ''n w
+ lars that Geh' washington % IonIad Ion tho y,
~ SI,o 'ono,, nyMr with fine remark "Well,
y iiio,J 1; ,S, List,ry business is all mixed up
III ANYWAY"
ne Whoroyortbooveraoe lecturer lack
m VIZ litiu,'r n trI,;oj, 70 niIe nm agony
ic SupJecD o1I,, Dm roaorta mirT To the Pyramids
I'd and 1iyes them fresh rubbing down
r They are az inexhaustible as they are
Sc impcrishable.
Id nortIo,non was COMMUNICATING Il
at ,,.t.r r0uno Iodv in the presence of his
ps piSS'J 'U'7 ~, lrcIv + dil not meet Miss
e, NM W i',F,ra IT,orrind vou nv dear.
SO :, WI vas II 10 extremely her,
SO was the dry rejoinder.
~ A Florida correspondent says tina
~ ~ oltr ough many persons suffering from
en- onnsnmmtion orS,T IN other states have gon,
:, 10 tLoro ond been restored to health, thcr
ne 1no oi,o olJ established Florida families fas
Ing ivinr, I,G U, of the same disease.
ar mi, ,,;,l,,s4 ,vo,, ,vo know of (
5 ol Inc lul'kiGSv iso WY t%Sot WI tboros % notb;r
n naGe I l1H "ulrt ,art, Ty;nc for Is TO excl
~ ~ III thc Wor'u "o,'n 'a', l9 onrnss q va,
on CM nm lh,o cn"aSu6 .n,5o c,otSos I l;ncs ors
ei where TWO ol !ll'u olTo' tt,o n,,onina % hree1
Aiy nocently swaylh8 Ill 'he evening '''OA
10 -Respect old age. If you have
ms maiden aunt forty years old, and she
'vor , passing herself oil for girl OF twehI
the three, there Is no heeu lor yo. W .I eApU
This her. The more you rest'oev nei aT@ 'b' ", ~
the keep quiet ABOUT W. 'no ui0'0 CIV y"
,res respect you.
for Paul Hayne recently visited T.
inns grave of Edgar Allan Poe, III the Ere
can byterian church-yard in Baltimore, al
,nts draws n sad picture OF It's desola'io
lies The burial ground Is ullo uL,caleI nl t,' ~
l@ess @ ana .no ~ StJnW hoorJ
.'"' "oo''en '00 !,
If you are IN hurry never SeT T,,, y
hind a couple that are courtln8. IN
want to make so much of each other til
ure they wouldn't move q1lch La,;mj II tnry wo, w,
that iolly married folks, who have lots
aua children at home, II you W. ht to ilo
New fast.
over "J would marry you, Jacob, sa
cot q lady to an importunate lover, I'VE
rees i not for three reasons" Oh, tt
be me- :" he said imploringly, what tn
lg q ore that | may remove them Il
p of frst is" said she, 81 don't love yo'