The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-02-12

IL The London Morning Post declares that
Mark Twain. Is hpmorlst, is {. fraud,
not TT to be mentioned the same day with
ArtemAs Ward. oael3 l5st1asY ai n
A great drinker being at a table they
offered him grapes at dessert, Thank
YOU" said he, Eushing away the plate, 81
don't take my wine in pills" syd $50.
k1 Shultz'a chTonSeoPe, used in estimating
the initial velocity ofa annon ball, meas
1res an interval of the timsltO within one
6fty-thousandth Of . second. zsw CITE
b. Some t~houghtf1l person says is
unkind 70 ridicnle those itens in the pa.
pera about scentenarians. It il no easy
thing 70 become q ~centenarian,; several
have failed-" 20 ysss bgssss ua5Y y
For value received I promise to pay
John Smith one hundred dollars when /
please Tom Joues| Form fOF Bout
- hStoSftLt toa cav 1s1sblEm sd sga -.
sd AMemphisA Avalanche reporter1Ras set
hupcn by thraep msmbera of the Common
Oophoh hushs1ing absuPply of inkstands
ct his elb6W hsamSde sthemndangSfouslyo
sick before the fun ceased ~ 3adI $50 %
San FrancjSco asded2o.Ooo toher pooppu1-
Iation, $4,000 coo to the vaips 81 her,
properly and built 200 new houses ct 4
cost of$6.000.o0o in 1878 - vlIT ~
leg The Michiganstat Grange peguests the
Legislatures not to kill stthegoossthatIays
Pt6s edldensgG5by o~zsrtazlng themforths
fb5nsft 6fEA1roAdsqing ,blGOE soastIys =
Al IoSNS n fs4 q st married 9.oosslyt IS. ssy Ssay
weeks, oHers to BET that is wife can whip
LAphnsher.E He's had to runs.in debt for 9
we. and be- posted as to her qpelfcaf
APfslJ " 10 noLoqz bIasd snn sdT a
"a phil6nthEopic ehemisthas shit upon a.
method Of distilling anintoxieatihg beVers
age from saWdust-and Massachusetts, Is
EAappy to say that its prohibitory lsgisla-
tors never saw itinPthat lght.e7D
Have iyoua FBlastsd HopeSH1asked q
young LADY o~fRlhbrhriRn HrRA hAndEsr5s
IchiSfstied over hisa Jaw. rHo, mRsam. b
sid he. "it's only 2 blasted tOothsehs y.i1i
! i6Younglady2e0R IEmSs EI&dyo ike
birds which kind do you Rdmiis mOato7"s
bic OldASquab-sVFelI, think the goose
with plenty ofstu@ngs is about IS good as
any. HsslE.sEssq4a eIf OIL Efasulsna a .Eqzad
lw; essomsI a1tad2e q. so no ss1s5 sine
There was . recent fall Of snowenlE&stsa
ern TennssSeesW while roses were blowing
in opsnaa at San. Antonio, andobathe1s
took theH aeeqst9msa plunge in San An
lonuVe gosle q sss s-z Oh sgs1aas|
- How fast they build houses now r. sad
II 'tthey began that building last week.
and now they are putting in the ights."
tsAHes,1 answered his friend, sand next
week they will put in the liver"
The last match in the box generals fails
to burn so be Who walks in the dark all
his life, and strikes for light only on his.
death@bed IL in danger ofaHaksning nanshta
but asstrong odor ofbfimstone. 2
A hohls farty4tEo years old hss to drag
. family 10 church every Sunday in South
/ DORIAN. Ne after his weeks work; and.
EthhsdNbat hsysscaU Christian piely in
that PAEtOf+hS country. "y. o.
ssosA distinguished member of the Ken
rtnoky Northumberland in The
E0ahsviHe Commercial as having candidly
acknowledges the corn" Re-apearing, AT.
ter an ahsence nom his OF three days, he
said .hs had bssn nck'fs what's bsen
The matter with you 2" he was asked
well, some folks call il nervous ehills
others p~ronOunes Il > kind Of affection Of
the heart; but, 70 be candid, l call it a
plain cSss Ofold-fashionsd dr9Rt.P