, 1874-06-14
HUh:0R.


! Why is grain OF sand in the ara til.
masters cano2 Recausa Il mr. :, uAd scsooa..
Tho difference between . ~. iLy pupil
sealing-wa1 ia, that soalne-v.r tnss1ss nd
secret. and the tale-bcarer onros ~ ~, 20 feeq
The Peoris woman who s,a,.s ~ - one
herself into her husbands grave ~ ~ ,a' snsus
ago has Just married 4 liyhtnins-rod nan ''u'1'
The Gotde71 Age says that sou nav Er,.
old bachelor by the fact that ho slgays s,ssh.
baby as it, ~
| A Ma1ne husband wanted to bet hin v;fa H.,
she coud whip panther; but she saw n. ;ols ~
acd rofnsed TO try
| "A Buffalo father hes Persuaded his h,d r.,
to stny IN o nights. Tbs chain cost a n III
| the paddock IS cents. -
-"Can yon return my lore, deares. Jn1i,~
Certainly, Sir don't want it, Tn snrs
| "A Missouri husband wheeled h;a c-;.a,,
wife three miles tho other day to let hs- .psa
funeral procession, 'the first she h.d h,5 w
pleasure OF seeing for seven yeara.n A~a ~
a bridal pair wero easily ,ecoenf1ed y, =.
train recently by the comfort theT toos i; NY ~
ing room for third person On seat th.t -.
only intended to accommodate two. '"
Milwaukee wisdom: when you 70. .
young couple 1ato ut night on the l,S..h,n,
chewing. and biting. and eating eacb otbs. ' ~
let 'em alone. They aro only fooIinp." :3''
Why are the ladies' the biggest tI,;ev.a;,sv.
istence5 Because they steel thar nei,;co...
bono their srays, crib their babies. <q and ,soss
their dresses. -'0@
A Racine schoolmaster hss forhida7, II.
pupils to eat rutaba4as c;,rno atnlr hnn-s ~. -
rirht9 OF children ara fearfu}r ahrdos; !. 49, .a
dnrs 1N ~1 ~ : 4o'>A 1A1' "0'sas'a IL 'aess
-. no1ororo oh;+r,-r, nu,. III.
s1r,rs eneHaI @t.a. ~ ~ t.,t 1s u! .saat
h,,:st,a- -. t,, @A1' 1o1se e@4' o1' he o11a soss
i - -. - a','.. ~
eo,xot 90 49, eaa1s 20 poos p!aee ~ inlaisa
oorstaniI, 'N1o ~ e'74 I'LL 'Soo : @e'1et 'aa1e
Whit Is the Difference hotvean tha e,,,1.,
Of the Diemiea recentlv seen i, rrrnt ~ !.
blisef,1 dsnartnra from eaTth 0ns}i ,.1ts
in Afr;cs ond t,o.har,so q antha,as;s a''~A1
-Indnloent Teacher--.s What connart r;Y
you draw for ynnr eyh;hitinn man ssnne1 ~ y
Eharp boy. who reads the papera-HTta 1n,s,r.
tic- If yon nlease ma,am
LTho most IRVING circumstance nndar vb;c,,
hov can he. ia when annthor hov n 10 .1Iar;
wiakino at him. anI his fathar o1sr;ne, inc '1 H.,
nickel To carry in a nila of wo7d '4
When M soberie;f,t, ra,J .h,t j. te,h.r :,
tba West had cIonned Ria oe5x .an =, t.-n -
;nnocontlv rcmarl:a6 ,hnt ~ dda,+ .1;nr ,ha, ~
ought to a-Tcat man fnr simn1v .sraTt;rp ~
Leir in tho mlddle.'
When n man oeta ;nto tha h.h;t 1T r.1tino
with hi, hands tncsei1 nniar h,s co.l.ts;1sNss
men Who accnmn}ato hrain vaTv fast n,tan d.
ha ought to lgaye his cane at hous If nnlY t.
aeo " 30 ~ A'o"'' - '' ~
The editor of the Columbia Is, CT 4aa
with grateful eloouenca acknowledged the re-
CENT OF nilk runch in one column, and in Tia
next published "a Temperance Department"
Somebody has complained Of his inconsistency,
n1,d hn ern1aius tina: the "editor Of the A11
has nothing to do with what goes into tho tenr
porapce column of his paper, nor have the gtn.
tlemen who conduct that department anything
to do with what goes into tho editor ol III
HAIL"
-Enthnsiastio nedestrian-nAm I On Tia
r;oht roa.1 FAR strn.fo.d-shatsnear eare's town,
S r61 lno~5 au yon,ra ofran he,1d At Shatsnears?'
un nnoM Rrit;a III -,,at;c. be- he?"
Mp;sTaa ~. hss baen adv;zed bv his nhysioisr,
- 1ot III. hear1 nrow ionc 90 ma to nrotect hi.
t6rost s ~ sfrs Bismarck is delich,ed q ths pros.
noct of hayin9 him arain beco2ne hirsuter, sa1s
rust .ia NJ =. VarE fnm,asrc;ai 1~ '
SWhencrar vnn soa n small bov euo1giDa
frorn the honso Win his 1eft arm shadius hn
M ,ro11sora It ia .afo To arrive n tha conclusion
hat he bas bean chasing the boot-iack around
bjs fathor-
-Thero ia a Danburv 1eeend to the effect sba
, marty dcsiriuc to trangact sono private bsss
1ass With another Was invited by the others
step into netshboring store 'tBut Ts wilh
disturbed thero," said tho first party. "ch
lc," said tho second party :. thoy don't adyee
ise."
oat. stood leaning against his mothers k1ea
Mamma said lie, after pause, II ,siah M
ad nu. q tail to this coat / have wanted I'd
oat thc5c good many years." There WAS l.
,nco for q SPACE.
"A Indy had her dress trimmed with buslu
efore roing to a ball. Her little daughta
auted to know if tho bueles would blow T5el
he danced. .Oh. no. T" said the mother. "pa{1
iii do TINT when he sees the bill"
-Woman's Richts.-Scotch lady (who ha
,ken a bouse in tho Highlands. her servants ec4-
enly ciying .varningrl-.: what's the re,sen
this? Have Won mt all YOU want 2-go.d
ooma and rood frash air md food. and ear
.orl ~ gn6iresvoman-n Yes mcm--but-tct
,aro's M : decent7ad within cry O us!"
-Nenlicant with q strong bresth, stop1nt
nsssar-hyl- Please. sir. won't yuu givs !
,1ioT- ,1,a n,;ca ~ = ln,f of hraad :" pasxr-
vDs.1T'n lax nne ece ia * cents glass. Ibs
eavo-vcIl bcre vo-, havo II md welcome"
No Rocommondation. - Gushing Parry
There's a view nowt Naruiticent SareH
mil admit mi desaryes praise!" Prscfics
aif.mn.1n 11an-stWe]I I don't know. Il hi
- a. ~ efrn-t IN daznvo II. Ddn't naIs u
1It;n 001
.,,r -. ura Joua
-, -1als Is tno way u Eene1a'y - IVhv anil
III sa5 ~ nnl qnuutt ~, n.s!p oo, ri, Tamart
- Inv Ae - .:e;t -7o1, lie ,Iiean,
neE ngne1ua, my atu W - T 1.,e1;rs
ones the poJs nave loss ot i;.a t41 .rates.
'ous II, eapecla1l5 mnen laey ~ ao. s.ea8
elons toSethot.-ieTre Hanse h1lnssst lt :, a1s-
"A man VINO was aoout 70 o. % naas naah .ho,t h1
'ma, sang as ne $1,000 WIN tne noose 80 ~
,ck OIL the bright anga's ase seiuS ad.hs liz
G." Whereupou tho local edlto5 neus - -
roto: ".Aud then the angels stirred up LIS 1