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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01
WASHINGTON COUNTY ITEMS

From the Review and Examiner.
Our borough can boast OF a native
born citizen, fihy'five years Of age, who
has never been in Pittsburgh.
We learn that Mrs. Thomas Steel,
Of Dallas, w. Va, (adjoining West
Finley township, this county,, has ems
tered suit for Islander against DR.. Oliver
OF the same place, claiming SlO.O0o
damages.
The new church in Taylorstown is
nearly finished. 1t ia expected that
the dedication will take place about
the middle of June. The contractor,
Alex. Buchanan, of Taylorstown, has
rendered entire satisfaction.
A FEW DAYS ago dogs made a pretty
thorough cleaning ont OF the stack Of
sheep OF Thomas White, OF Chippewa,
township, Beaver county. Out OF a
flock OF twenty-seven, twenty were
killed and the balance badly torn and
msngled.
The suit for Islander Instituted in the
Circuit Court OF Marshall county, W.
Va, against Or. Silas c. McCracken,
formerly of Dallas, w. Va, and now a
resident Of Claysville, this county, by
Mrs. Mamie Alexander, OF Dallas, for.
merly of Canonsburg, this county, has
resulted 10 q verdict for the defendant ;
Mrs. Alexander being thrown into the
heavy cobts. She claimed $1,000 dam
ages, we believe.
Ar q congregational meeting held in
the NJ. E. church Of THE place on Mon
day evening OF last week it was re-
solved to take steps toward the erection
of a new house OF worship on the site
Of the present building. Messrs. VIM.
Kidd, Samuel Hszle,t, Alex Seaman,
Thomas NJ. Hall, Matthew P. Linn,
VIM. H. Taylor, V. Harding, and VIM.
K. Long, were appointed committee
to solicit subscriptions, and up to Nom
day morning last they had succeeded in
obtaining the handsome sum Of about
$4,000. 1t is estimated that the pro-
posed new structure will cost between
$25, 900 and 10000. Another meeting
will be held on next Monday evening
10 take further action 10 the matter.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

LITTLE NELL.-The Opera House will
be occupied this evening by the "Little
Nell" troupe, and "Fidelia, the Fire
Wait" will be presented with all its
startling situations. The press through
GUS the country speak very highly Of
Little Nell and her company, and they
are greeted with large aud fashionable
audiences wherever they appear. We
hope the people OF Wheeling will give
her = warm reception tonight. Re-
served seats can be procured at the
Opera House Office on Fourteenth ST.,
to- day.
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Rep BIRDS for sale at Genther's.

COOP, RELIABLE INsTRUMENTs.-The
Steinway, Knabe and Emerson Pianos
and the Mason IL Hamlin and S NTH
American Organs are each and every
one standard instruments OF their class
both as TO price and quality. They are
sold at the most reasonable prices, and
on very liberal terms, and can only be
had at Adams e Lucas, 1927 Market
street, where can be seen very large
and varied assortment OF them. Par
ties will do well to call early and make
their selection.
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CIRCUIT CouRr.-This court met

CIRCUIT CoURr.-This court met at
the usual hour yesterday morning.
The attention OF the Court was occu-
pied all day 10 the trial Of the case of
Mrs. Garrison Us. joan Brinteu. The
case was given to the jury about five
o'clock. After being shut up FOR about
an hour the foreman informed the
Court that they were unable to agree,
so they were discharged until this
morning.
T. Laramie was required TO give bsll
for his appearance to answer the in
dictment spendiug.agaiust him for viola
tons OF the liquor law.
The Court adjourned until this morn
ing.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

PRIZE May ball by West Virginia
Lodge No. ], 1. o. NJ, at Washington
Hall, Friday evening May Let 1874.
No intoxicating drinks allowed. One
prize OF d Pair OF Gold Bracelets 10 the
lady holding the lucky number. One
prize of Gold Breastpln to the gentle'
man holding the lucky number. The
prizes can be seen at Turner's jewelry
store, Market street. Tickets can be
procured at G. F. Mayer & Sons cigar
store, 18th street, and Turner's jewelry
store, Market street, at Sl.00. Music
BY Mayors Cotilion Band. 293
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CONTINUED. The hearing OF the case
of Thomas Hughes. the printer, charged
with shooting Dennis Nc Mechen at the
store OF c. H. Booth Il Co, on WedneS'
day, before Squire Gillespy. was con-
tinued until this afternoon az 2 o'clock.
In this connection we will state that
Hughes says be WAS struck BY Nc
Mechen with poker before he fred
the shot.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

FlNED.-Yesterday morning an
Italian who keeps a pea nut stand 90
the corner of 18th and Market streets
was taken before Justice Charnock,
charged with slspping small boy who
was playing around the stand. He
was fined 81 and costs. -.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

POLICE CoURr.-Three' cases were
before the police court yesterday morn
ing.
John Lsndmesser, charged with dis
orderly conduct, was fined one dollar
and eosts, which be paid.
John Martin. charged with tumult
and disorder. was let off with one dol
lar and costs. He paid the bill.
y John Phillips was assessed twenty
dollars and costs for a mplicsted
case of disorderly conduct. Paid.
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IMPORTED BIRDS at Genther's.

J. T. LAKIN Il Co., merchant tailors
and dealers in gents furnishing gocda,
No. SO Twelfth street have received
their stock of spring and summer
goods which they are now pre-
pared to make up 10 the latest styles to
suit purchasers and q perfect fit guar
anteed.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

BEFORE Squire MoCoRNIcK.-Yester-
day afternoon John Henderson appear
ed before the above justice and conn
planned that one William S. Heunop
threatened to "chaw him up" or in
other words, threatened to kill the
aforesaid Henderson. A warrant WAS
issued, Hennon arrested and the JUS
tice required, him to give bond in the
sum OF $500 to be of good behavior
,or one year.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

GAVE BoND.-The case of Thomas
Ryan and William Crow, charged with
assault with intent 10 kill, upon Thoe.
W. and John P. Clouse, before Squire
Caldwell, was continued until the 9Th
Of May. The parties gave bond and
were released.
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To the public who are posted and
appreciate cheap goods and carpets. l
have just received another large lot
OF greater variety and fully as cheap,
il not cheaper than last weeks. The
prices will surprise any iud &c OF them.
J. W. FERRRL,
Corner OF Main and Goth SITS.
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SECOND hand Organs of all kinds and
prices at Sheib's Music Store, lila
Main street. Prices, $40, $50, S75, $50
and upwards. May be purchased by
paying S., Sc, s. and 10 per month till
maid no interest charged.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

OPERA HoUsE.-Mr. James Hamilton
announces in another column that the
popular Delehanty & Hengler combins-
ton will give two OF their excellent en-
tertainments at the Opera House on
next Monday and Tuesday nighte.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

PRIZE MAY BALL.-The members Of
West Virginia Lodge No. l. [. o. NJ,
hold their second annual prize ball ct
Washington Hall this evening. Agold
breastpin will be awarded to the gentle.
man holding the lucky number, and q
pair Of gold bracelets to some fortunate
lady. Mayors band will furnish the
mt sic, and a good time is anticipated.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

WE advise all who want first class
Photographs to see the specimens at
Robinson's Gallery before giving their
orders. The effect OF light blended into
shadow which characterizes their work,
cannot be surpassed.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

New SPRING GooDs.-For the greatest
variety aud most beautiful styles Of
dress goods, silks and mohairea, Of all
descriptions, at prices 30 cheap that
they will astonish any Judge of them,
20 now to j. w. FERRIES,
Centre Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

Why do persons with buckets full OF
brains allow the feeble efforts at wit, by
the "boyish local of the REGIsTER," to
disturb their peace OF mind?
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

US. DISTRICT CoURT.-This court
adjourned yesterday morning until the
next term, which begins at Charleston
on the 9Th OF this month.
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Suourn "a. Ryp,,RRp-We call til

SHOULD BE RRPAlRBD.-We call the
attention of the city authorities to the
bad condition OF the west end Of the
Market street bridge. There are several
holes in the flooring which are large
enough to admit an animals leg. II
repaired in time it will probably save
the city some money in the way OF
dsmsges.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

Music Book cheap at Sheib's, lila
Main street. Richardson's Pianos so,
Roots, Clark's and Getzes Organ in
structions 50 %; all other books in
proportion. Special rates to teachers.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

Cry COUNCIL meets tonight for the
purpose of acting upon the applications
for license.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES more lot OF ] 900
Bed Spreads at 50 cts, and some more
goods just as cheap. Call soon to se-
cure them, as tina first lot OF 500 was
sold in two days. j. W. FEREEL,
Centre Wheeling.
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RED BIRDS for sale at Genther's.

CHEAP cheap! cheap! another new
arrival of dry goods, carpets AID oil
cloths, cheaper than ever.
j. w. FERREL,
Centre Wheeling
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The winter and summer seasons seem
to have snapped places.
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PARrAGAs and Key West cigars, three
for % cents at the Cigar Parlor, No. 81
Fourteenth street. COSTELLO * 20.
302
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

MAY we have better weather this
month.
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GEO. R. TAYLOR & Co., will open this
morning new black Hortense Greua-
dimes OF superior quality.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01
FRIDAY, MAY J. 1874.



Index 10 New Advertiseme On t..
For Cincinuati-Steamer Hudson.
Board of Commissioners.
ST. Matthews Church.
The Biggest Show in the World.
Cheap Groceriss-R. j. smyth.
Rugs-G. Mendel, Booth u Co.
Have Your Hall Dscorsted-Paull.
Attraction Extraordinary - Grand
Central Saloon,
Important Notice.
Cleveland Book Beer-City Hall
Saloon.
Hamilton's Opera House, First
Page.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

OLYMPIC THEATRE.-Fidelis, the Fire
Wait, which was brought out last
evening. is thrilling, sensational four
act play. 1t is the story OF an lnsur.
ance policy OF $50. 900; girl-Fidelia,
the little herolne-in whose interes!
the policy ia made OUT lost father
Gsariel Markham-who turns up after
a while; a viIllan-Jssper Winch
who works all through the play 10 get
possession OF the girl in order to get the
$4,000, and OF course fails; and ira
ditional justice rules the close. and
waves his wand OF peace over the trou"
bled waters OF crime, aud everybody
comes GU, right. FIdelia was written
for Little Nell, who made her first APP
pearance in New York last evening.
The whole tenor of this handsome girl
strangers approximations is that which
Lolita made charming few years ago !;
she is quite her equal, and her superior
in many things. But little Nell as FIJI
della is the central and altogether con-
trolling character OF the play, and the
cordiality with which it was received
last night, is a sufficient guarantee OF
succesp,-N !. Evening Post.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

surely anu eTectualIy control tnein; Inc
testimony of our pest citizens, OF All classes
establishes the fact, that CHERRY fECIok'
AL will and does relieve and cure the athicl-
ing disorders OF the Throat ond Lungs be-
yond any other medicine. The most dan
gerous affections OF the Pulminary organs
Weld TO it's power; and case7 OF Ionsunpt-
ION, cured by this preparation, are publicly
known, SO remarkable as hardly To be
believed were they not proven Deyonu dls'
pute AS a remedy 10 Is adequate, on when
the public may rely for full protection. by
curing Coughs, the forerunners OF more
serious disease. 1t saves unnunOered lives
and an amount OF suffering not 10 be com
puted. IL challenges trial, ana conVinces
the most skeptical. Every family should
keen IL on hand as protection against the
early and unperceived attack ofPulmonary
Affections, which are easily met nj hrst put
which become incurab!e, ana too often
fatal, II neglected. Tender lungs need This
defence; and IL Is unwise to be without IL.
tresslug diseases which beset the Throat and
Chest of Childhood, CHERRY PECToRAL
is invaluable; for, by It's timely use, multi
tudes are rescued from premature graves
and saved 10 the love and affection centred
on them. 1t acts speedily and surely against
ordinary colds, securing sonnd and health
restoring sleep. No one will suffer trouble
some influenza and painful Bronchiils,
when they know how easily they can be
cured.
Originally the product OF long, labOrious,
and successful chemical investigation, no
cost or tell is spared in making every bottle
IN the utmost possible perfection. III may
be confidently relied upon as possessing all
the virtuesit has ever exhibited, and capa'
BILE OF producing cures as memorable az
the greatest 1t has ever effected.
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STEAM soATS.
Wheeling, ParkersDurB and
Cincinnati Transp0rtAuon
Oompany's Packets.

NOURIER,-----..--.Capt.JA JACK HAhnmoA.
the COURIER leaves Wheel
jsu4H9inR for Parkersburg every Tues.
kday, Thursday and Saturday Of
l0x O'Clock A II. Returning leavez,Psrk.
ersburg every Monday, Wednesday and
FRIDAY at 6 O'Clock A. NJ.
The EXPRESS leaves Wheeling nor Park,
ersburg every Monday, wednesday ana
Parksrsburg every Tuesday, Thursday and
sturday at 9 o'clock A. NJ.
FOR freight or passage apply to ..
c. 81. Booth & CO.,
decS Agents.
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AVER
Cherry P eCtora all
For Diseases OF the Throat and Lungs, such
as Coughs, Colds, WhOoping Cough,
Bronchitis, Asthma, and
Consumption.

Among the great
discoveries Of mo-
dern science, few
are OF more real
value tOIuankind
than this efiectual
remedy for all dis
eases ofthe Throat
and l. Il n gS. A
vast trial oiits vir-
tues, throughout
this aud 9th G r
coun tri es, has
shown that IL does
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1874-05-01

We don't think the woods are in first
class condition for May party to-day.
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Rock Candy Drips.

q BARRELS WHITE ROCK CANDY
4 Drips, In store and for sale by
r. j. SMYTH,
mrl7 Corner Market and 18th streets.
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The circus is due tomorrow.
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Wheeling, Pittsburgh, and
Baltimore Division.
Cleveland Is Pittsburgh B. R.

r. -zEs=z.sz=.sz-l ON AND AFTER DEC.
81 :.:.---::::Et il, 1873, Trains, will run
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CHRISTMAS PREsENTs.-Very soon all good
Christians-and some Pagans-will be casting
about to see what they may select for sChrIst-.
mas presents. just what may 15 tigs
for the price to suit the case is what "every-
body" wants to know. One will buy box of
cigars, of expensive brand, to present to the
man who smokes. Another will buy a costly
snuff box, filled with powdered tobacco. An
other will put So, $5, or even $40 into richly
carved tobacco pipe; and each of the givers
will congratulate himself that he is doing a
handsome thing. But how much better would
be basket of fruit or barrel of apples, in
which all could participate Another will buy
basket of champagne or a case OF other costly
wine, and send it to his friend as a Christly-
Christmas-present! Another will content him
self with demijohn of old Bourbon; another
with keg of lager beer. Liquor dealers count
large orders for the holidays. But are these
substances the best for holiday presents? Will
God bless them to giver or to receiver? If not,
then they are inappropriate If they do harm
rather than good, then curses rather than bless
ings will come with them.
Others, who mean well, put are not YET oe-
veloped above the animal appetite, will go
largely into confectionery. They will buy
great quantities of highly-colored and richly
scented candies, with more or less white clay,
plaster of Paris and real deadly poisons in
them to be given to good little Sunday school
children! 1t will cause sickness in many fami
lies and death in some. But the matter of life
and death is in the hands of Providence "you
know" and we must not be held responsible
Besides "children will have candies, and we
cannot help it," And this is the way you pro
pose to treat the subject? Will you contribute
toward fund to buy poisons to feed little chill
dren, and then put the responsibility on Prov
idence or on the wicked one? That is "too
thin" What is reason given to man for except
to be used
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"a Coon HAMMER."-Twenly-n nine years ago,
when David Maydole was a roadside black
smith at Norwich, New York, six carpen ters
work upon a new church, one of whom, having
left his hammer behind, came to the black
smiths to get one made, there being none in
the village store.
make me good one said the carpenter,
"as good a one as you know how"
"But," said the young blacksmith, who had
already considered hammers, and had arrived
a. SON notion of what hammer ought to be,
aad had proper contempt for cheapness in all
its forms, "perhaps you don't want to pay for
as good one as can make"
"Yes, do; want good hammer"
Aud so David Maydole made good hammer,
the best one probably that had ever been made
since Tubal Cain, and one that perfectly salts
fed the carpenter. The next day the mans
five companions came each of them wanting
just such hammer and when they were done
the employer ordered two more. Next the
storekeeper of the village got two dozen, which
were bought by New York tool merchant who
left a standing order for as many such ham
mers as David Maydole could make. And
from that day to this he has gone on making
hammers until now he has | Is men at work.
lie has never advertised, he has never pushed,
he has never borrowed. He has never tried to
e)m pete with others in price. He has never
reduced price because other men had done so.
His only care has been to make perfect ham
mer, to mako as many such as people wanted,
and no more, and to sell them at a fair price,
p0TEOn
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Winter is Here.

Winter is here, know it is,
This fierce cold blast is surely his;
The summer solstice, it is past,
And lovely autumn faded fast;
The leafess trees both bleak and drear'
And shorten'd days proclaim what's here;
But then with frost and cold comes snow,
When merrily our sleighs will go;
With ice on ev'ry pond and lake,
Where on our skates VIC pleasure take
Then as at eve the fire around
We gather close, there will abound
(E'en though the wind rage lond and long)
The story and the merry song
But we must ever bear in mind
This is the season to be kind,
See that poor man how poorly clad
Or widow in her weeds so sad,
With hungry children, half score
While we have all we want and more.
0 let our poorer neighbors share
What e'er from heaven we have to spare,
For blessings great will God bestow,
On those who help the poor below,
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gsa-A perplexed schneider, who had made
"a garment for youth and found himself una
5le to dispose of the surplus fullness which ap-
peared when trying it on the young candidate,
declared vociferously, ode coat is goot. Is no
fault Of de coat. De poy is too tin"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1874-12-19

You will save money by buying your own
and your childrens Shoes direct
irom the manufacturer.
Plain Extra
sample of our prices: Finish. Finish.
Ladies Fine Foxed But. Boots...$3.0O $3.50
Eng. Lasting " .... 200 800
=" @ Lace " 80. 200 2.25
Z" Foxed Lace do. 2.25 2.5O
Kid French Goat But. do. 3.25 3.75
I" French Calf Morocco do. 2.25 2.75
Children and Misses fine Button and School
Shoes in great variety infants Turn Cacks,
all colors and qualities, from 30 cts. up. We
manufacture cur shoes from the very best I'm
ported Stock, and have the work done under
our own supervision, and can therefore guar
antee satisfaction in Fit, Style and Durability,
not to be surpassed, II equaied.
r. FERGUSON,
Wholesale Mandatory, liz Garden st.
RET p.,,i'',ds. SI4 N. Howard ST., near
Sichinonu, De''.nlo.e D@ (Jan. 10. II sdY
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aEg~One pedlar overlook another on the road.
''Hallow, friend what do you carry?" Rum and
whiskey - "You may go ahead, 1 carry grave
stnnes"
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Ms%All is well-ordered when God orders, and
God will order our matters when He is trusted
to do so.
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Ms~A minister asked a tipsy fellow, leaning
up against fence, where he expected to go
when he died. eff can't get along any better
than do now" said he, ~ shan't go anywhere.
I'll stay where am"
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rs A New Orleans paper offers the senti-
ment thus "George Washington-Fir in war,
first in peace, and last in getting monument
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rs A sleepless father has invented the fol-
lowing, which is not patented As soon as the
squaller awakes, set the child up propped by
pillow, if it cannot sit alone, and smear its
fingers with thick molasses then put halt
dozen feathers into his hands, aid the young
one will sit and pick the feathers from one
hand to the other, until it drops asleep. AS
soon as it awakes, more moasses and more
feathers: and in the place of the nerve-as-
founding yells, there will be silence and joy
unspeakable.
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Ms-A philosopher has discovered that men
don't object to being overrated, except by as
SCISSORS.
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Mn-No man can truly feel for the poor with
out feeling in his pocket.
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Ng- A patron of a certain newspaper once
said to the publisher
"Mr Printer, how is it you have never call
ed on me for, your paper ?"
"Oh," said the man of types, eve never ask
gentleman for money"
Indeed" replied the patron; ,'how do you
manage to get along when they don't pay Z"
"Why," said the editor, "after certain time
we conclude that he is not a gentleman, and
we ask him."
"Oh-ah, yes-I see Mr.. Editor please give
me receipt" and hands him V. "Make
my name all right on your books"