The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-04-09


asi nc uilierence between. having " Tooth pro
perry drawn by q professional surgeon, and
having 1t knocked out miscellaneous.y by
tall on the pavement. ia only slight dis.
t'ncsion--one is dental and the lother Is .cci-
dental. NR g94ff -
An ambitious young lady was taking very
loao'y ABOUT her fayorite authors, when a
literary chap asked herii she liked Lamb.
with look Of ineffable disgust, she answers
gu tnas she cared little about what she ate.
compared with knowledge. ~ ''s. =
r. IL was a"crush'-the recent assembly ball
|at washington. correspondent notes
! how Miss Nellie Grant went into The ball
room with new puffed Illusion that was
lgarlsnded with flowers. She came out in a
camoric petticoat from the knees down. !"
a queer trick ohtalus among San Fran
cisco alnsts, to wit: copying ct,romos OF
scenery Ia the Eastern STAGES AM clubbing
hem with California titles for instance.
selling copy OF Esopus, On " Creek as a
study IRON On Nature OF Napa Greek, .Caiforv
Lia.
The Philadelphia Item suggests tLat il they
would give whisky away; nobody would care
to drink 1t. This seems highly probable
"nd ought to DC tried. Dopbtless it is TIE
ifxpertence OF most of US that no man Is will
Ting to drink, esen by invitation, unless he
/: pays for it.
What horrible i'd "a is the following, con
sidering the present sensible temperance
3 movement - " @f4s '''@ S's
"Ifever marry wife,
III marry landlords daughter
Il ana then can sit at the bar,
And drink Cd Bourbon and alter >
"A man who was buried ct Denver eighty,
one years ago, was exhumed the other da,
: and found to be petrified His grandcbiIorrr
Y have made arrangements to EXHIBIT the stone
ut ten cents admission" Tits Is nice story
to send circulating through the rewsys pers
. Where was Denver eighty one years ago?
A tombstone 10 the Yszoo, Miss, cemeter,
: bears the following Inscription
"Here lies interreo Priscilla Bird,
Who seng on earth iii sixty two;
/ Now up on high, above the eky,
} No doubt she sings like sixty, too"
a modest young husband sent the follow
ing message over the wires to friends in this
city the other day See n,uth chapter OF
Isaiah, sixth verse" The dusty old Bible
was hauled down in an instant, aud the above
chapter and verse were hunted out and found
to explain all. The verse reads, "For unto
US child is born-unt US son is given"
bow did Robinson Crusoe know that h
was on an uninhsbted island ?-Because he
saw great swell pitching into little cove
| A debating society is reputed to be dis
lracted on The historical question. (Which il
'he eldest battle"cry Erin 90 Bragh or H.
digo Blue q"
The preceptor of Master Harvey asked thu,
young gentleman what were round numbers {?
Harvey, With characteristic sauce, replied
"Nough,s" etta.9 ~a ef3ss
A paper, describing an accident saws
DR. Crawford was called, and under bis
prompt and ski.Itul treatment he young
man died ON Wednesday night" 8.
"Oh, George your sister is q nice girl
but she Goes dress her mead up so ~ "Yes :"
sad George. "but IFS the iashion-there',
nothing III 1t, you know tra
t -..-.e.., #s@ H.s 5&sDs a #8a3h.
western preacher dlscoursed from the
tex, How olc art lhou land The next da
about one Third OF the women of the ccngrs-
gation called 10 tell him IL was none OF h,s
bust ness.
Jones had worried Smith with conundrnms
very often, and now /. was Smth,s ,urn
'Guess4what did last night ?" said smith
Jones thought OF sundry improbable Things
and suggested the making OF speech me
doing OF a Kindness, The getting himself into
tht lookup. and finally gave up Tie comm.
drum 10 despair. "WelI,' said Smith il !.
triumphant tone, II slept - ..e....t|~ f'# 2
ms rINCr OR REASON. d. ...ta