The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-09-17

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taa8 te.l lHt "st.uggi,bea position Of
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asss8 e paabafg youug lads, smiling
saault oas pIf1saal }oaHg CLERK a
isaas. rsgijel tha Young mau siIh great
pfadenaa Poor girl.
An b8ur passed on -tbo Turk awoke
bs hs5l besa sleeping ln front of o grocery
lngaifo. apd Pc be got up De pulled a fe-
ygNer sod wounded three men, saying,
dsH't leel lively to-day.
Somebody asked somebody elise. ou Ibe
oaas.aH OF ltr Hratb ct "a very wealthy
man. Hos mueb did he leayet TIE $50.
swrr ua. very promptly given, On, bee
rnuaIl tle dhu.t lake say with him.
bnHst Free Ffcs. Hope deferred ma.
ksah lHe heart sirk, tas been translated
bya Detroit boy "a read. II you hope
you will 60 to lhe circus aud dad won't
Iet you, lt makes you have the stomach
srue.
Notes 0f tie storm sIiil come in. A
visitor from Louisville was struck by the
wind and A. he fed up Wisconsin, street
with his ears uufurled, gentleman re-
marked, ! knew that the wind would
fetch the circus tent.
Boggs got up too early one morning..
aud began to so9ld the hired gin. Ills
little six.year Old, who had beeul. listen
Iag attentiyely during the conversation,
broke ont wilhI. Father, stop soolding;
sou needn't think that Lucy is your wife
When, Napoleon was assmall .1boy aud
was asked whether be could tell what ma
ttbhaAit9 Ht was W. Nv iHathh9htiy ~
piled or Corsicsn. When Chang aud
lug, was small boy he was asked II be
was a native OF siam, aud he Indignantly
replied; OF course siam.
4 Sabbath school teacher DESTROYS Of
waking the dormant powers Of a scholar,
asked the question; What are we taught
by the historic incident Of Jacob wrest-
ling with tho angel? The cautious reply
came Dunno 'zacty, bag | spose twas
10 tell Us wc mustn't raste.
This is tie way it generally is; Mrs.
Jones viii remark TO her uudutiiul son-
Nhy amt you like WHY Brown? Mrs.
Brown viii remark to her hopeful Why
amt YOU like Jimmy Jonesf The boys
have lots Of fan laughing about il, espec-
tally when they are stealing wateuneons
together
a man cut west who married Il widow
bar invented a device to cure her Of cter
ualIy praising her former husband
Whenever she begins to descant on bis
noble qualities, this ingenious No. sim
ply say ), Poor dear mani How | wish
hc hadn't died! aud the lady immediate
), thinks vi something else 10 talk Of.
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docs not play cards, was sitting behind
the clair oi young aud pretty boarder,
who was playing cuchre. Suddenly the
la.ly held 40 her cards Tor the inspection
81 the Duke, saying;
What would you do with that hand il
son had ity
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IA squeeze II.
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