The Arizona sentinel., 1874-07-11


him Of the hest way to start a
: nursery. Certainly, get married.
The New Orleans crusaders an
noupee that the ghornsef the IN.
g0dly shall be put down" That
Is where horns are generally put.
A Detroit paper ppting, the fact
that q man fell down dead while
combing his. hair, says: Sand yet
there are people who will persist
In that dangerous habit"
How doth the busy little pig
improve each shining hour, and
gather sausages all day, from
everyupening flower Wand when
the shades of twilight fall, he
slumbers in his stye, or sings his
evening hynnne="Root little pig,
or dep
There Is nothing tbat,your gen.
uine psychologist will study, with
deeper Interest than the, peculiar
expression that steals over the
counfeBance of the man who has
just had his. eye PUNCHED with
the parasOl OF the lady into whose
face he was endeayoring to- stare.
When an Ohio railroad engi.
neer detects rag baby on, the
track, he Immediately reverses'
the engine and stops the s train
but let him get O. chance at a hu.
man being, and he dashes ahead
at fun speed. exclaiming to the
coal HEAVIER while holy enthusi-
ism lights HIp his couptenance,
"There's going to be another angel
born, Billy"
Young Smith was walking out
with the idol OF his heart, the
other eyening,and they chose the
favotite resort of lovers, fhe goat
pasture near the dam. While'ad
miring the falls and getting their
noses reddened by the north wind,
she burst out raptuously, 'Isn't
that dam splendid?" She nearly
tainted away when Smith answer
ed that he wasn't used to hearing
Young ladies' swear, and another
engagement is broken off.
There lisa girl in Georgia who,
extorted a confession from her
lover that he was worth but $500
and some clothes. and was too
poor to marry, Now this cruel
creature looked searehingly into
his face and said; "And is this the
reason you have postponed so
oftenoour nlarriage?"- "Yes," he,
replied. : dt'Then" she said. sit
shall be no lODger-weS will get
married." And the poor young
marfyrsWaslcut of infthe prime of
youth and single blessedness.
ANOLDLADY's VILLA spite
fui and pfueky old lady died the
other day in North Carolina. She
was a Widow and left particular
ord ,that&she kshouldinOt be bur-
led within ten miles of the Sc.
pulcher Of the told men" She
also desired that her dog might
be killed. lest he should visit an
obnoxious neighbor. Finally, she
requested that she might be bur.
led in the finest coffin which could
be had for the money, and that
her pale form should be wrapped
in a robe of white alpaca. Her
wishes have BEEN shamefully dis
regarded. . The 1ten miles were
reduced to FIVE; the dog still lives
and barks and the coffin was a
medium one.
THE CHILD oFsTHE PERIOD
Frank, aged six years, is asked
by his mother to be a good boy
and let her. undress himsand put
him to bed. He REPLIES: CT amt
sleepy, and shan't." "Off, do,
there's a good boy, and 1 will buy
you some eandy1n the mother
says. 'I gshan't retorts Frank.
The mother appeals to the father
of the young hopeful. "Charlie,
dear, do get frankie to go to bed"
On this Frank says: "What'ssthe
use of asking him. - You know
both of yeu together can't make
me if don't want to-" This is an
actual conversation which we
listened to a few evenings ago
"Train up child, etc. A lovely
training half the ehildred in San
Francisco get. Strange that they
grow up to be hoodlums.-Ffga-
70.
SINGING TO Cows. = Cows are
sociable, and understand more
than we suppose. Many accounts
are given, showing that they
really have quite an ear for music.
Agricultural Paper.
slfmpkins saw the above little
item in a paper the other day,
and as he had lately purchased a
COW, and wasjast learning to milk,
he thought he would try song
and note the, effects on old Marian
rs he had named his qnadruped.
So he sat down on the stool, placed
the asii ffrlnIy betweenshis knees,
grabbed hold of the right fore
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