Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1874-04-03

tary, was desired by his Lordship to
inform you that, considering the lack of
politeness which your crew has eviDced
by permitting his invitation to remain so
long unacknowledged, and the fact that
you had to be communicated with Sec
ond time before reply of any kind was
received, he in no way regrets the deter
mination at which you have arrived.
A Wisconsin dairyman writes for
information about this cremation" bust
ness.
-"Goi G thro' the rye" is suggests d
as song for the female temperance cru
saders.
- io Lewis is the man who kept a
Utica audience until 1890, explaining
to them the good results of going to bed
promptly at 8.
Speaker Blaine's parliamentary rul.
ings have never been reversed on the
smallest point during the five years that
he has presided over the House.
- Let US be thankful that we don't
live 10 Kentucky, where every man that
writes for the paper takes it into the ed
itorial room, accompanied by shot gun.
A Detroit man beats bio Lewis.
He has lived for two weeks on sixteen
cents and hasn't been hungry at ALL He
is supposed to have lived on pine chips.
- man who beheld an accident at
Virginia, Nevada, on Sunday, whereby
another person lost his legs, was 50 shock
ed that his black hair turned gray on
the spot, and he grew so faint as to re.
main for some time in helpless condi.
ton.
1t is almost worthy of ARENAS
Ward, that heroic declaration of Brig,
ham Yo .ng's, that if necessary to the
building up of the kingdom, | could bury
all my wives without sigh or tear"
= French editors are required by law
to allow person attacked in their col
umns a space twice that occupied by the
attack in order that reply may be
given.
- A Detroit hotel keeper writes hi:
own bill of fare, thereby saving the cost
of printing. 1t announces Coffee, soupe
rosie befe, fride ham, boyled and baki
potatys, fride coul puddin and minis pie. .
- Here is the latest chrome dodge
A preacher cup country" offers TO every
person who shall not miss one of hi:
sermons for year the gift of an ele
CANT chrome" Maybe that is putting q
premium on the habit of sleeping il
church.
- Enoch Arden cases are growing mo
notonous. John Fowler, of Butler coun
ty, Pa, enlisted in the army in 1862
leaving a wife, three children and hun
bred acre farm well stocked. Taker
prisoner and reported dead, he wa.
mourned seven years by his wife, who al
the end of that time made his loss good
And now he turns up again. His wife
will not recognize him.
= The democrats of the Massachu
sets legislature. one day last week, ap
peared in joint assembly, decorated with
button hole boquets of white flowers
emblematie, as they claimed, of tn,
purity of what they represented bu
their wicked opponents retorted that i
was customary to adorn corpses will
flowers when they are prepared FOL
burial.
An English paper calls the atten-
ton of New Workers to notice pub
lished by the Lord Chamberlain in tn,
London Gazette, which reads: "Notic,
is hereby given that the presentation o
Mrs. Johnson, at her Males US drawing
room, on Thursday, the 26th of Febru
airy last, took place through inadvert
enee."
- The Troy Times raises question
of doctrine in reference to cremation
If we burn bodies shall we not have t
sacrifice the faith in the resurrection o
the body Scarcely, we should say
otherwise it would go hard with tn
army of martyrs. OF course everybod
knows that SO far as the total destruc
ton of the body is concerned, that i
only question Of time anyway wbethe
folks are put into the ground or into tn
ire.-Sprinqfetd, Mass, Union.