St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1874-09-25
Squibs.

Squlbs.
y weather rrp"rtrr-A clap of thun
der.
Standings on Il -Rapping for
drinks.
Strained sweetness Kissing through
a veil
When deaf and dumb lovers are mar
NED tW" mcmlrl> of the Wedding party
are S'ti" t" hc unSlr;kahll happy.
There are NOW four conurrirnr, fn,
the tlll" of Nathan murderer. These
parties should hr hang upon their own
confession and give. others Il chance.
The statistical editor "t the Times.
Grand Island. \rh.. ~.iN>: gO. .OOO. .OuO
Wh'. .unu. 0nh mU. .Wm. 600. .mO. 900 .WO. 900.
l'"' Gra>>hoppcls. at least. passed oven
hrlr yesterday. There might have
Been Il few more or less. rs we did not
count very closely.
Il should like 'CnultSIip and Mar
riaGr. ,,:.,. : an and The Best of husbands
/ NAY hn"k>toIc. Il thimk can ill that
"ill. Miss" replied the dnppcr Young
salesman. "llaNc N"u Ten Thousand
Il yrar -
I
knocked lis sister down and sat on her.
Ills l. all ia" Information that teaches
lis: hut if she had the spirit of "A woman
lAnd amy pins III hen hr>"m. he wont
b" abe I" >il ON anything else inr Il
@""dI> prIi"d.
/ Poor Man AIclcr, Hear " hat he has
. t" sly about Il hotel clerk Il can
shake hands with - governor. sit hr-
>I'ic an Lldrlh:In. and smoke with a
/ state >"Il:Iiol. and never feel my little
' hes: hlIt " hen come. To stand IN the
pi">riIc' "i u mudrln hotel clerk | feel
ltIi HN" and HlciI"itt which tourists
i'"i IL I'cl stand IN \ Yosemite valley
. 1nd look up al the mountain tops a
lh"u~Imd ir'1 above.
/ Nh. >t"rkin. l. the lradin. Cnn,rr-
'ariN" rlniidHtr fnr the Governor ,hip
IT Nebraska. and he irIurI, men aic at
ten him. bnr SAYS his name is ircril
r'i with Hose :rmml>. Another think,
that his party h.r> shnrr thing. His
"rp"uclir> call him 4 daIurI old hum-
i"". hut ackm"rl lcd@" they can't pull
INN oil. Om the Whol,. We think il will
prov" that ~''ruc one has pat his foot in
it. H"<io" Idc.yiiS.,.
hey aIr :" busy ia Kansas that they
spell ii IIW"ih
Tia" m'Irr~r appr"lch /" Il confidence
came l. pulling Il mules tail.
y minister once prayed go Lord We
thank lac" t"I the gnudlN munhcl here
i" nI@Ih. and that riI"u also art here
notwithstanding the nrI.mrnrN of the
VrarhcI"
Nhrn Il !"umr>rc husband will huI>,.-
NhIp his vile t"r Washing putatur> in
ii~ sunday plug hat. it j. lime to in
qunr whether tins generation of men
isn't getting +" be too r.ntnumlrh high
toned l". the ace of the country
Mis-. TIlcN. oi Missouri. had been
-ri> long time. and Tracy had her
r'ilim ia the haIm. When she died the
..i''" ~ ''.'''.'l =. H." f..r,. i....l
-ir"lt, and Tia" nri&hh"r> wouldn't even
let him saw tour inches off the body to
make Il tit.
Nv hI' i Ibis t"r - asked the colnIed
porter at -- Hotel. Long Branch.
The other day. holding ont Il twenty
ii,c cent note given him 10y the gentle
rItu addressed for carrying up his
uumh. That" said the gentleman
tasting the note and putin. it back in
hi> l."c..rt. ''Na> for Nour trouble. and
thi~ l. Ton ,"In impudrncc. and he
kicked him eleven feet nine inches and
l-halt int" th, hallway
An old man aud his wife who came
IN 10y the Central road yesterday morn
u@. saw about rhiriN hacks at the door
"t the depot. and about thntN hackmrm
>h"u'in% Hack " AT them. The man
took il ali ~ Il high compliment, and
ruIuin" Ia tin" old lady he said, i tell
N"u. mother. they think we are some
thing ","at. q" thaN'd never had all
these carriages down here to meet It's.
w"ndri how they knew we was com
lm@ g Dcfr"t Free Press.
II Nuu wish to hr miserable, Won
must think "f yo",~cif; about what yon
Want. what p1H like. What respect pro-
pie ought /" pay go": and then To yuu
n"llHn% will hr pure.
luu will spoil everything Nuu touch:
N"u will make sin and misery tnr YOUR
self ont "t everything t:od sends Nuu: