The anti-monopolist. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1874-1878, 1874-10-08
FEMININITY.

| Light CCnnectlcut young LADIES'
have just taken the veil. They were
hopelessly freckled.
1t is stated that four women out Of
five stick the postage stamp on the
left hand corner OF the envelope.
| Mr.. Henry Yore, of Portsmouth,
Va. has eloped with his mother-in-
law. The daze of Yore will soon be
DER.
A Boston court has decided that if
a woman lends money to her husband
she cannot get it back. This decision
will not be new to many women.
-"She died for me- said the young
locks gradually returning to their
original red.
The ex-Queen Of Spain has been
reduced to 1874 night-gowns, and she
wept the other day when she counted
them up.
An Oriskany youth who sat on the
front steps while his girl put her bon
net on, was disguised to find that the
steps had just been painted.
l
-All-powerful love induced a St.
Louis girl to pawn her back hair Sc
that her lover might have money to bet
on recent prize fight in that vicinity.
The Philadelphia Bulletin thinks
that it is impossible to make the mod
ern hired girl funny on the stage. The
subject is too solemn to be tritied with.
| PLAIN women wear spectacles; hand
some women, eye-glasses-a convenient
classification for the philosopher.
When young lady has to stay at
home from party on account Of a sty
on her eye. it is useless to tell her that
Providence doeth all things well.
A young lady wants to know why
she shall pay ss for pair Of silk hose.
when she must keep them out OF sight
all the time.
| "A fellow who hid under sofa at
an informal missionary meeting, says
that the thirty-five ladies spoke twice
of the downtrodden heather, and more
than 100 times of new kind of hair
dye.
-''What will not woman do for the
man she loves!'' asked writer. She
will eat onions while going to a party,
no matter how much she loves him.
A dentist in Wisconsin. who kissed
a young lady while filling her teeth,
was called on by her father with a shot
gun. He paid the parent $500 not to
fire, being extremely sensitive to noise.
Mrs. Lovejoy. aged 68, residing
near Baldwin City, gave birth to boy
a few days since.
The Duchess of Edinburg has worn
all the dresses of her wedding outfit,
once, and her sisters .in-law are asking
her why she doesn't make her husband
buy her something new.
A Cincinnati man having lost his
situation last summer, his wife took
some money she had secretly saved,
and started grocery store. She sue
ceeded at once, and now employs her
husband as clerk at good wages.
The Lowell mill-girls have novel
way of getting rid of any male employee
who happens to be obnoxious to Them
They rush at him in groups, and kiss
him, and keep up this treatment until
the poor fellow is forced to leave.
"A Louisville paper says that Annty
Betsey Fisher has twenty-five living
children. When asked by reporter
for some particulars of her much
motherhood, she admitted the twenty
two, but said: Don't publish it, as l
came ont to Kentucky in search of an
other husband"
A Snowman, whose notices called
for few fat boys to ''feed his canni-
ais, received a card from man say
ing that he couldn't spare his boys. bat
he had good 'sstall-fed mother-in-
law that he thought would suit.
A lady undertook to chase the flies
out of her room the other day with a
towel pin, when her husband. darling
carelessly in, received whack on the
head which could be heard all over the
house. Upon recovering his senses he
gazed on her with look of mingled
pain and melancholy, only to remark:
Il even wish that you were dead
-''Dear George, how sweet and
wavy that wheat is y exclaimed fan.
young lady, looking 'anguidly from a
car window. ''Yes, love, how beauti-
full says dear George, more intent on
insinuating his arm around twenty
four-bone corset, show like a--a-how
like dweam y GLOW like oats!'' re-
torted disguised Granger, ''thcm's
oats. young man,
-Chignon is dead. The great deity
Of the feminine toilet is no more. Paris
has given it up for the sake Of economy.
it was very costly. Every year there
was taken into Paris 10000 pounds Of
human hair in 'sraw" or unworked
state-worth S6SO.0O0, and to be made
into chignons. Now all that money
can be spent in some other nonsense.
--'Oh ma, there's an angel with
wings: 'sPshaw! that's only Louis
vile girl with her ears spread.
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