The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1874-08-13

,,.ording to the Milwaukee Nesos, 8
Ac'JaJ I,Jv asked booksellers clerk if he
goglSr rastus" i~SI "No," was the answer
bad I'm afraid boil is coming on tn,
,.Sk oJ Of my neck.
H.n surviying members of the 125tl
lns .,ont Pennsylvania Volunteers, viii
b%7'nI re-union at Altoona, the II of next
boI. h Gen. George B. Mcclellan viii
5I 1rsr the address
w. .r,Iv romantic wedding occurred in
4on township the other day. The GER
Ip,,S ,;os took place in the woods under the
c.oI.g tEarrv bushes. Our correspondent at
,.,Nyi "a, noint will please send the Citizen
1n5 1.nlr5,i.Tnlars.- Way''e Citizen,
+ N inyeterate topper in locality where
.r5ont was under the ban, put some
niS candy in a bottle, rubbed the neck
T%S "a camphor, and had the druggist fill it
WI, ..b rbiskey, the wife of the purchaser
s..' VI. troubled so much with the headache. -
Here IS japanese recipe for keeping
-. fresh in hot weather "Place it in a
I,., I,n rorceain bowl and pour very hot wa
'.'- ',.sr it so as to cover it. Then pour
" = nnon the water The air is thus ex-
r,iad and the meat is preserved"
Fl extract ink from cotton, silk and
r,1en goods saturate the spots with spirits
e+ornrptine and let it remain for several
I.nrs then rub it between the hands. 1t
n crumble away without injuring either
", % color or the texture of the article.
New Castle is a town where the local
,rr,n law is in force During the three
5,rs' continuance of the Shenango Valley
S1,noorfast. last week, in that place, bibu-
l,,sIy inclined visitors and citizens got
sr3r with two hundred and forty-eight
kers Of beer.
E is something unaccoUntable how these
.,b,r and scdate old fellows, as soon as
tlair families have gone to the country to
.rspd the heated term, commence to wear
,Hei. Sunday clothes every day, and to
.rgue that for hours sleep is all that the
human frame requires to be healthy.
The latest advice concerning the Euro
mean crop prospects are, that the French
wheat crop will only be an average one,
while oats, rye and barley will fall below
tfe average. In Austria the barley and
cats crop have been damaged by the July
heats. while rye and wheat are looking
well.
There has never been a clergyman, law
yer. physician, editor, deacon, steward,
church warden, class leader, nor son of
clergyman, in the New Hampshire State
Prison. The New Hampshire State Prison
never was much Of Jail, anyhow, but if
thi, paragraph states the truth even it has
been shamcfully cheated out of its due.
An Oshkosh, Wis, paper publishes
list Of new buildings started on the burnt
district, which reads something like this
Beer hall, store, saloon, beer hall, grocery
and saloon, beer hall, store, beer hall, sa-
Iom" 1t IS to be hoped that in rebuilding
the people won't forget to put in an coca
soaa beer hail.
The Presbyterian says, "a church in
WV .-il-illt'i lltAo NcNCu IIOJ W dCCCIG lIlt
Of its pastor, but has requested
two Of It's deacons to resign. We ike to
Sc the pendulum swing that way once in
a while, and would not be sorry to hear of
it. # the word elders were there, in place
Of leacons."
The Agriculturist advises farmers and
fishermen to dry their boots when wet, by
i.ing them with dry oats. The grain rap
ily abs9rbs the moisture, and as it takes
up sveils enough TO eli the boot ike
tight f-in5 last When the oats are empt-
led out. put them in bag by the fire to
try t5r future use.
\ remedy for choked cattle that has
never failed IS TO take a teacupful of soft
soap, dissolve in pint of warm water and
'ow It down the throat of the choked
amL. As soon as administered the apple
r potato IS thrown up instantly, upon
GSlDg the hand Up0n and along the