The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-04-04
EvE-ANeEL1cAL CORNER.

AAo WINS AAo" talI DSdLhy
the female sex. -. -
All fancy nic-knacs On the new bonnet
will be ruled out. 4.
Some of the new collars fasten at the
neck with a small gold bell.
A Chicago lady's order for Saturday ill.,
cluded, "One marble figger of Apoller.''
The praying women in New York stopped
in front of a lawyers Office by mistake. His
''bar' isn't closed yet.
Eleanor Kirke," well known to her
friends as Mrs. Nelly Ames of Brooklyn,
has comedy in the hands of New York
manager. -.s[
Another lie nailed. The lady who wore
the million dollar diamonds in New York
the other evening has been dead these two
years.
An Englishman who has been all over
the world, writes in one of the London
weeklies that New York women have the
prettiest mouths he has ever seen.
steel-gray is to be the fashionable shade
for Easter costumes. It's gentle transit
tion from Lenten sables to the RAINBOW
hues that will be worn this summer.
The saddest thing in life IS the spectacle
afforded by young person who has burnt
all the hair off her forehead with a hot
slate pencil and cannot afford to buy row
of curs.
| Combination suits dresses of different
shades of the same materially will not be
worn this summer. The fashion will be a
dress one plain color-grey, blue. purple or
brown. -ss.-
SO you are taking lessons in drawing,
Sailie % s'Yes and the teacher says | am
an apt pupil, as draw more differences, IN
situations, admirers and allowance than
any girl in the academy
Honorable mention is made of n Maine
servant girl who is now serving her eighty
second winter under the same roof She has
washed dishes 9,790 times, and comes vet
gaily to her task. Blessed old girl!
The Cincinnati Enquirer offers to bet five
hundred dollars that no fashionable lady
ever goes to bed without first looking in her
glass, and rival is willing to risk the same
sum that no Cincinnati editor goes to bed
without drinking out of his.
The custom ofhaving orange-blossoms for
bridal wreaths was derived from the Sara
Gems. among whom the orange branch,
from the circumstance of it's bearing fruit
and flowers at the same time, was consider
ed an emblem of prosperity Hr
The gentler sex will be thankful to us for
publishing an important distinction, defined
by the lady principal of female seminary.
She said-"EGirls are anywhere from six
teen to twenty-three years of age. Young
ladies are invariably past thirty
The Detroit Free Press says pair of
lovers will sit up half the night and not
burn half as much kerosene as the family
uses in an hour during the evening. The
Free Press (if there is anything in nancy
certainly ought to understand good deal
about it.
The JeaoisA Messenger says lady seeks
as an ornamental guest"
She will assist at dinner and evening par
ties, and by her grace, wit and beauty con-
tribute to the entertainment of the COM
pany. She will do everything in the high
est style of art, but will expect handsome
compensation for her unique services.
The spring bonnets or hats (there is very
little dltference) are to be trimmed entirely
with flowers, fruit, lace and ribbons. The
straw shapes are very much the same as
winter ones. The face trimming will con-
'ist of a wreath of flowers going completely
around the hat and under the braid or curls
1t the back of the head.
Here is droll epitaph: sMrs. McFad-
len has gone from this life; she has left all
is sorrows and cares; she caught the rher-
natics in both Of her legs while scrubbing
he cellar and stairs. They put mustard
'lasters upon her in vain, they bathed her
With whisky and rum; but Thursday her
pirit departed, and left her body entirely
lumb.'' -y.f
A gray hair was espied by a lady among
he raven locks of a fair friend of hers few
ays ago. go, pray pull it outr' she ex-
iaimed "If pull it out ten will come to
he funeral, replied the lady who made the
nwelcome discovery. "Pluek it out, ney-
rtheless, 7 said the dark-haired dansel: sft
OF no sort of consequence how many
ONE to the funeral, provided they all come
4 black
The Marquis of Lorne could not sit at the
OF Russia's table for lack of royal
iood, though his wife, the Princess Louise.
onid; so she chose to stay away from the
'edding ceremony altogether, when her
rotller the Duke Of Edinburg was married
the Cars daughter, rather than subject
er husband to the indignity of being re-
Used seat next her. a
"A faf1s letter says the Empress Eugene
as aged sadly. There are deep lines ON
'ch side of her mouth, and her whole face
oks drawn and shaggard. The little fat
ape hat which she wears pushed back
ON her temples seems too youthful for her
orn face, but it is relief rot to see her
ps set in that stiff smile, artificial as the
'id OF her tresses or the roses of her bon
IT, wherewith she used to greet her sub
cts OF Paris IN other days. The Young
'ince Imperial is her very image, but the
lght mustache just budding ON his upper
viii soon mar the present perfection of
9 resemblance.
One morning Biddy, seeing her mistress
q loose wrapper, was told it was the style
"half undressed." The next morning
T master brought in some tomatoes fresh
'm the vines. which he told her to serve
! I'm an undressed state When break