The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1874-08-06
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Sad case-A burial case.


Sad c&se-A burial case.
A law unto her eIf-The mother-in-
law
White coal is the latest Australian
discovery.
Good for sore eyes-A dead baggage
smasher.
A Illinois farmer has $4,000 acres of
corn in one body,
Papa's watering place talk this season
81 cannot afford IT," = f'e lrr-u
Decoration Day-Every day in the life
of a fashionable belle. o'lltAA% .tNAtl
A Western paper speaking of Il life
size statute of Seward, sixteen feet high, I
A cat in Madison county, KY, is actihg
MS wet nurse to two m0therless coons.
A female pawnbroker in New York adj
vertises herself as poor loan woman.T
Boston Post
tits reported that Edgenie and Victo-
ria keep up a regular correspondence,
and tell each other all the news that IS
circulating. ugtn.Nvua' ..t.I
A powerful Temperance lecture is given
by the Athens Tenn Post thus There
is distilery in Chattooga County, Ga,
at or near which five men have been
murdered since it was established" t
A "reunion" of Federal and ex-Confed-
,erate.soldiers would be a lively Occult
renee. There wouldhave to be yells and
charges, and bloody hand-to-had strug-
gles, and hundreds of dead dying, and
woundedt lying around. The thing i
proposed, nevertheless A "union' would
be different affair. .........r.
The poor everywhere will sympathizC
with the Cleveland poet who so sadly
sings: I, [DI n Z ,
oh, I'll never see my ice dgain left atmy kitchen
I'll never Sip my cooling drink on Sunday any
Let moaopoists continue for to keep their ice ii
Until warm weather's gone, ...
A man in Boston, in his hurry to assis
a fainting lady, got a bottle of mucilag'
instead of camphor and bathed her face
with it, She was a good deal stuck VI
with his attention. .H.... n...
Advice to personsliyingin houses adap
ted for two families When your bel
rings, wait; the other people may 80 t
the door. When their bell rings, rush t
your door and listen devoutly.
A teacher, who, in fit of veXation
called her pupils set of young adders
on being reproved for her language, apol
ogized by saying that she was speaking
to those just commencing their arlthme
tic.
The title of religious article. on" Mirtl
as Means of Grace" is perverted by
rural compositor into "Mirth as a Mean
of Crease He was doubtless thinking
. of,the proverb Laugh and grow fat"
"What do these mean?" said Spicer'
friend, pointing to the three golden ball
in front of shop the other day. IN
dians." was the reply. Indians~ sal
his friend. "Yes, Pawn-ees," retorte
Spicer.
Tipkins aroused his wife from Il SCUM
sleep the other night, saying he had see
ghost in the shape Of an ass. 80, IL
me Sleep" was the reply of the irat
dame, "and don't be frightened at you
!, own shadow"
7 A professor who stated that one cannt
taste in the dark, as nature intends us
see our food, was nearly tloored by Il pI
pil who asked, "How about blind
dinner" But recovered himself by Al
Hyering Mature, sir, has provided hi
with eye-teeth."
Directions were given by the Unite
States Senate the other day to have sp
designated in the Capitol Grounds tortl
equestrian statute of General Greene 8.
conformity with the resolution of Il
Continental Congress, passed in l7Sd
There was no occasion to hurry about
1t is not hundred years yet since Il
resolution was passed, and who cares
continental what the Continental Co
gress resolved, anyhow?
A few days ago Il hungry party S
dowd at the Widespread supper table o
Sound steamer, upon which one OF Z
dishes contained trout of moderate sii
A serious-looking individual drew Il
dish toward him, saying, apologetlcal
"This is fast day with me-" His nc
neighbor, an Irish gentleman, imme,
ateiv inserted his fork into the fish Il
transferred it to his own plate, RENAL
ing, "Sir, do you suppose nobody ma
sowl to be saved but yourself?"