Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-07-23
Varieties of All Kinds
a great object in life-a giant.

ice.
Advertisements on eggs are the
very latest.
perfectly natural man is general.
ly perfectly honest one.
Now the green apple doubles the
little boys into quarto form.
An Ohio jockey furnishes horses
with false teeth so as to conceal their
age.
The old-tashioned women's crusade
"A boys head and fne-toothed
comb.
Second Adventis:s now say Janua.
ry l 1921 Thoughtful editors will
put ii in their diaies
Toast at railway dinner: "Our
Mothers, industrious tenders, though
they often misplaced the switch
A patent fy-brush, which can be
attached to a table and moved by
the foot, has been invented by Il col
ored man of Atlanta, Ga.
General Banks, il is said, will
adopt lecturing as profession and is
now engaged in preparing number
of pieces tor the rostrum.
Cincinnati women persist in draw
ing their baby carriages into the
street cars, and the men have to get
out or stand upon the platform.
Prof. r. A. Proctor appeals, through
the London Times, for On unofficial ex4
petition to be fitted out in England
to observe the transit of Venus.
An inhabitant of Waterbury Cen
tire, VT. is trying to see how long he
can exist without drinking any liq-
uid. He has already reached 266
days.
At Lowell, Mass, slaughter
house, o party of six consumptives
are experimenting with the beef
blood cure with decidedly satisfacto-
ry results.
An agent of the Russian govern
ment is in Patterson, n. j.. inspect
ing the construction of the locomo-
tives being built for that power at
the great works there.
Two out of three gentlemen stand
ing on n street corner in san Francis
co started toward man who called
out "Colonelw The other was
general, and he stood fast.
Marshal Bazaine's sister has just
died at Cannes. The government
sent an authorization for the Marshal
TO be allowed 10 visit her, but the
permission arrived too late.
Out in Wisconsin horse kicked
and killed a book agent, whercupon
the citizens made donation party to
the horse, and he now has oats enough
TO last HIM full horse life time.
1t is stated that, while the Presi-
dent exercises the authority 10 make
or unmakc 1900 postmasters, the
Postmaster General can do the same
thing by between $1,000 and 35,-
600.
a greenhorn sat longtime vory nj
tentively mnsing upona canebottom
chair At length he said, Il wonder
what fellow took the trouble to find
all them ar holes and put straws
around 'emt'
Tamberik, The tenor, is reported to
be so particular about his food that
he takes his cook along with him on
all his travels. The latter alone, Of
all mankind, can prepare rnaccaroni
to suit the tenor's fastidious pal
ate,
It is reported that the female Suf-
lrage Committee of the Connecticut
Legislature will shortly report bill
giving single women having $500 in
their own right the privilege Of vo-
ting in any town, city, borough or
school district meeting
In Prussia there are fears eHprcHod
that in ten years hence there will be
a dearth Of clergyman for The Prot
estants living in that country, as the
number Of the theological students
at the German University is now
very small and is decreasing annually.
According to the Charleston Ne'c',
in only nineteen Of the thirty-two
counties of South Carolina 46 square
miles of territory have been sold for
State and county taxes, while 527
square miles have been forfeited to
the State at tax sales during the cur
rent year.
Some San Franc.sco women, who
Impressed with the importance Of
physical training, established gym
nasium, not long since, are repenting
at leisure in the close confinement
necessitsted by broken limbs, arms
and ribs, which were among the first
results Of their undertaking.
A mirage occurred on the I'd
inst. in front Of the Catskill Noun
tain House, on which occasion the
hotel was perfectly reflected in the
surrounding clouds, individuals stand
ing on the porches could see them
selves expanded to Brobdignagian
size and enveloped in n halo Of glo-
lry.
There are at present ffty-eight
tobacco factories in Richmond, Va,
| -orl,;r,, ON fuIl time and emnioyiDp