The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-12-31
FACTS AND FANCIEs.

II
it is time to stop.
Most any weather is colder than
blazes.
"A safe financial platIorm--contract
vour old debts, but don't contract any
new ores.
Head of the Grm--"WOnt a holi-
day? Why, you've just been at homo
i'll for month !"
When the new Pullman palace cattle
cars are running the pampered pig Will
toLa hia ,,raola 0n r"''"'
Tho Colorado potato.bug is de-
nouncing himself for want OF energy
Names potato crop measures over o.
900, 600 bushels.
When a man cannot drive well he
makes up the deficiency OF education IN
that respect by severely pounding his
animals.
liam very happy" said a French
mother 81 have sonln-iaw Wnom
everybody discusses, and daugnter
whom no one talks about
will the young men of America
hermit d.headed Englishman to
win the hand of Queen Emma ol lne
Sandwich Islands?
"A Chicago preacher has locked him
self up in the fourth story, and draws
his meals up 10y bcd,cord. He says
thew can't get upuo slauders abouthlm'
This world would be a sandy desert
e 1nmasonaness r' if women were not
y, Dr;,;lnaeJ Lace to attend auction sales aud
pav more for an old bureau than a new
chamber set would cost.
lust think, if YOU swear off using
, tobacco and wearing clothes after the
first Of January You can save 80 week
| Of Of Ioast and s. per week for l,OOOyear5
Is a9GO 0OO
t rr,.n worry recently the Mexican
;, rovy has consisted OF few fishing
y nohG6onnre no6 Now they have added
8 a;5o whaol rerryboat with cauuon on
/. ~ Ht''o o,,I FaoI co q
u ''' 49,, ,,,oricon Rcois-
Y According 10 the Ainei'''n ~
Q for the actual number Of American res
1t ideuts in Paris is less 'hau o'ooo, ,n ~,
1. In IA AVID II OOo
!, i''0i' "' ,, ,..,,,rvos "ghy il
n " Pop, HSHS" nt'''H,.,r W. ..ITrot She nav
rs justice pIn4,o'oT" 1,o a,octocle Of the wicked
t. be SP"rS'u u,n ,,I ,a1ycrs," sadly reoined
Of ways % ',iG ''''
e. ME- N'"''''''',' -,,,, .,,:.,,, ,,,;1 1ors in
to There are 10, VZo so'"''to "'"o,,, ',,,ir,,,
ly the United States VINO rece'lg Ptn7,g,,' n,,'oo
ge from 'he soy'lni',,,S' d,,trne 10 marry girls
~. CntS S,,t Su""7 7cont
yS -Skeptical persons didn't maze "a I lI"u,' 4,',
l8 headwny in the early days OF Nc" '.h
"a land. No one not a ch'if'h l".l'1o,i ,ill,.i
H. could hold Office, or be even coIp1l''
I'm in tbo army"
w The low is q rood deaf IKE ~ C'oH7i
lc- -, .,o WITH n mir Of right and
9" eye, Ss. ,o.a "J, Half the time you cunt bet
De- lelV I,fo% JGo loo thc right boot will 90, and
vas ON ",,,U ,,,onoy Gnonoh to keep you in tooth
hB WIN IA''N0'
%; o. p1'N ,..-:, ,,,,oro hos Nh more faith
noi 1i' nv III ne lovq his money ont in
,s' ~" IN BANKS ne ~ Ioir oil nnd ibe news
ON storU hanI, orU,' arsnension causes him to ex-
nd o, a. p.'u,' GO P"yt owav wild ye, but you
yan cia'h I'it i,u.t % 5nso lavender pants
,se can l'ui' "''' ~ r.,,o;,oo hoe
ers "A mllnoupIo e,t;o, =! ''' of nointings one
ex- in Il large cS GoueTv,ou Nlo;" w. aG Sompgon,
fol. entitled "Ihe DSSp",l1 'S,p,"a1 az O0O though
low for which ne nus ," 10, ,,'y y"ors AGO by an
and it was executed SUM r,l cI[l eS
He impecumouS nl'Aor loi we p..o,
,on. The academy OF science OF HTuot mu
b of will award in 1876 one hundred uoll"a ',ls'a
me- for the best WORK Oh ~ y: ,sosor,ir,
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