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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

McKERNAN's ExAMINAToN-The ex.
animation oil Thos. McKernan, charged
with cutting VIM. McCurdy. took place
in the jail yesterday afternoon. Squire
Clohan held the prisoner In $1,000 bail to
appear and answer, and in $500 to keep
the peace toward city officers. In deIaul,
Of the amounts named he remains in Jail
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gFURs ! }FgRs II FuRs l!-Fhisl day i
have receiveda large lot:of Black Lynx,
Martin and Mink furs, and owing to the
advancement of the season they are billed
to me at half their value, and will sell
them the same way. Come and get them.
]. W. Ferrel, Centre Wheeling.
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oFRIcERs ELEoTRD.-The Wheeling
Gymusstic Association last evening elect
ed the following officers: President,
Frank johnson; Secretary, W. G.. Wlkin.
son; Directots-J, D. Stanton, Q. E. Ir.
win, G. W. PAUL. The past wear has been
the most prosperous Of any since the or.
ganizatlon Of the Association. 4 :,
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La BELLE GLASS woRKs-A meeting
Of Directors Of the La Belle Glass Works
was held at the Works yesterday. An
organization was effected by electing
John w. Schultz President, and VIM. q.
Brinton Secretary. Mr. Z. P. Rhodes
was elected President for the year 1874,
VIM. H. Brinton Secretary and General
Business Manager, and Andrew Il. Baeps
Manager OF the Manufacturing Depart
ment.
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WEDNESDAY. JAN. IA, 1874.
New Advertisements.

Steamer R. W. skillinger.
Wanted to Rent-House.
Cook Wanted.
Stockholders Meeting.
Grand Gymnastic Exhibition.
French China.
Hamilton's Opera House.
Statement Of Merchants Nat. Bank.
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RATHER PERSONAL. "A decidedly
sharp and wordy reneontre occurred in the
Chamber of the Second Branch OF City
Council last evening, Immediately after
the adjournment Of that body. Mr.. Geo.
Forbes, Chairman OF the Committee on
Streets and Alleys, in addressing the
Council had referred to the official acts
OF Mr.. Leonhart, Street Commissioner, in
q manner which that gentleman did not
consider complimentary. AS Mr.. Forbes
was about TO leave the Chamber he was
accosted by Mr.. Leonhart in demon.
strative manner, and-a very animated
scene ensued. The City Sergeant inter-
tered, however, and succeeded in quieting
the combatanb. ~ ~ q,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

UNDER BoNDs-Dennis Long COM
planned before Squire Mccormick yester-
day that George Hughes had annoyed
him I'M variety Of ways. Hughes was
held In $500 to keep the peace for one
wear.
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Buckingham's Dye.
lIr For THH wuTaHEpG

As our Remover in many ceases
requires too long 4 time, and too
much care, to restore gray Or faded
Whiskers, We have prepared this
dye, in one preparation, which will
quickly and etfectEaHy accomplish
this result. It IS easily applied.
and produces q color which will
neither rub noriwash Off Sold BY
all Druggists. Price Fifty Gents
aManlfaStlred by. B. p. Hall. & Co.,
u5 baasruni NASHUA, N: q.
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HOLIDAY GooDs.-Those wishing to
purchase Boots, Shoes or Slippers for
Holiday presents will save money by pur.
chasing from me, as am selling my en-.
tire stock Of seasonable goods atthe,low.
est panic prices. L. V. Blond. .s
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TWENTY-FIVE PER CENT MADE by get.
ting your goods at the closing out of the
entire winter stock Of Dry Goods by j.
W. FERRE1, Main and 2Otn streets, Cen.
TIRE Wheeling. ~. COZ s. Gig
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Mr.. PANEL in chair. Members present
Messrs. Dunning, Wilson, Shallcross, But
terrified, Hall, Schambra, Blair, Stone
Todd, Roberts, Hamilton and Boring.
Minutes were read, and on motion tc
adopt, q series oil inquiries were instituted
in regard to the following points: how
MIR. Days account with the city came Il
be settled by splitting the difference in a
discrepancy Of over seven hundred dol.
lars between MIR. Days books, and that
Of the bank In which he kept his account
Next, as to how the deficiency in John
Scarborough's accounts was made good
by his securities to the CITY,, The
difficult point in the latter CUES
ton was to determine how much oil
the security money had been actually paid
and more particularly what become Of
Mr.. Millers portion Of It. After some talk
the minutes were adopted and the regular
business proceeded with. Mr.. schambra,
from the Committee on Streets and Alleys
offered q resolution asking Council 10
change the organization of the Committee.
This ELECTED considerable discussion in
which nearly all the members participa.
ted. Several Of the gentlemen serving on
the Committee on Streets and Alleys pos
lively declined to further serve in con-
9Sction with the present Chairman Of the
Committee, giving as their reason that II
was impossible for them TO properly sub.
setVe tne interest Of the city. As last as
Ine proceedings Of the second branch were
receiVeo they were concurred in, with the
eAcepuon oil those Appertainine Ia The
report OF the COMMITTEES on Streets and
Alleys. Over these there was conside SN
BILE discussion, and some Of thS emhors
Claimed that the report did NOT contos..s
10 lne requirements OF the city or5i-
nAnces, and that It was neither proSa-
nor lawful to pass upon these accounts
without investigation, 1t being affirmed
that they were not the report OF A ma.
joritV, as required by the law. The re-.
suit OF this discussion was the appointing
Of committee oil three To examine me
business Of the Committee on Streets and
Alleys. Messrs. Wilson, Hall and Rnt.
terrified are the committee,
Mr.. Butterfeld proposed a resolution
70 report an ordinance preventing police
officers from assuming the duties Of me
township constables. Passed.
A proposition was presented by Mr.,
Boring asking the Council to submit
10 an arbitration Of certain claims made
BY Geo. Crumbacker for extra work on
gas tanks. MIR. Blair objected. Mr.. vii.
son characterized 1t as an attempt 10 re-
vive claim already determined bv Law
adversely to Mr.. Crumbacker.
A resolution to pay Mr.. Dewey 1855
for damages to brick wall by caging Of
Ninth street, was concurred in. ~ y
Bill Of $3.50 for Coal Run bridge passed
lby Second Branch was rejected.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

CARPETS, CARPETS, CARPETS I-Twen.
ty.three pieces Of new Carpets received
this day. Come and price them and you
will not go home without one. J. W.
Ferrel, Centre Wheeling.
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ToTHE PUBno.-All persons wishing
warrantable Shoes and best Philadelphia
make, go where you can get proper fit.
l have prepared myself with different
width Of last, 90 that most any kind Of d
foot can be properly enclosed. Jerry
Clemens, cor. Main and 18th streets.
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Doors AND SHoEs.-I will sell from this
date Boots and Shoes at a heavy reduc-
tion from former prices. Gall early and
make your purchases while my stock is
large. L.Y. Blond. isl.Ln-.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

ABUSIVE Christ. sehlos-
ser complained before Squire Launder
yesterday that john Husman did use abu.
sive language to the disturbance of the
peace. Husman was held in $50 to keep
the peace for six months.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

City property exclusive Of Gas Works
10 estimated 10 be $855,600.
Being informed Of the adjournment Of
Second Branch till Friday evening, q mo.
ton 10 adjourn was carried.
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William McCudy, who
was attacked and seriously cut Saturday
night by Thomas McKernan and James
Phillips, is rapidly improving. He was
able to move about little yesterday.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

CONE, IF You WANT THEM.-One
more lot Of those all wool plaid Flannels
at 80 cents per yard, received by j. W.
Ferrel, Centre Wheeling.
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THERMOMETER RRcoRD.-The follow.
ing shows the range Of the temperature
as observed at Silvey's Drug Store, cor.
ner opposite the Post Office, yesterday:
s. s = 81 l. 81 = So s.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

THE D1FFERENoE-It was William
Ge,ze, and not William Goethe, who was
sent to Jail and afterwards liberated by
Squire Clohan on Monday.
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THE Board Of Education holds It's reg.
ular monthly meeting tomorrow evening.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

THE largest and only complete assert.
ment Of stereoscopic Views in the city
can be found at Robinson's Gallery.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14
RAgT LnallAoooNNf

Tickets to all principal points In the Rast and
west can be procured at tho Union Wicket Ofiee
In 4Lure House, and OF tho station at Bridge,
dccss General Passenger su a T %ifSa1 hS,or.
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MApAME ARApEIIA GODDARD
The Queen Pianist Calls the Weber
Unsurpassed Anywhere aad Unap.|
preached In America. = !gJ II
BRRv0oRT HOUSE, July %, 1879.

BREVooRT HOUSE, July ~ 1879
My Dear Mr.. Rt5r'-on the eve Of
my departure Tor Europe ca a i.i Lei1stn
toM .nanHng yUa 1Ur ~ yVS otav SnS ~ az
s,rs yo,, W NJ mo Sreas regret ihat nv con-
tract aid NOT allow me % play on your in.
strumenta in public at this time. Never
theless I must say that the upright piano
which usoa L ~ ny toom, - also sI sae
tSnu S s.S ~, m S,.t,o , ssSa " ~ yu
e sa iGvs moi IN n AMI fnstS,tS,snG N
4msrieS toiick approach fhern. sprn. The
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

JUST received, very large lot Of Ham.
burg Edglpg and Inserting, at very low
prices, at Henry Jacobs.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

THERE were fourteen interments in the
City Cemetery during the month Of De-
cember.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

ITO LETS" are going up, looking like
patches Of sticking.plastcr on the faces OF
houses,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

REMEMBER that Robinson's Gallery is
the only place in the city where you can
buy Graphsocopes.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

THERE will be special meeting of
City Council on Friday evening.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

CONF one, come all, and look at the
goods which are sold at Henry Jacobs,
at cheap counter prices.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

Dr.. HAIRY, the lecturer, is stopping at
the ST James Hotel. ,1 q ff S.s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1874-01-14

FoR Linen, Jsconnet and Nainsool
Shirt Fronts, goto Henry Jacobs.
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RARE CHANCE
FOR THE HEAD &FEET.

Ladies' fine Kid Foxed Caters
reduced from 1926 to S1.90.
Ladies' fine Kid FOxed Caters
reduced from $3.50 to $500.
Ladies' fine Oil Pebble BRImO-
rails reduced from 1926 to 81.
80. Ladies' fine Pebble Morocco
BalmOrals reduced from $3.50
toS2 rs. Mems half double sole
hob nailed Br0gans reduced
from $500 to S1.75. And all
the rest Of my large stock Of
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps
will be sold at Q prOpOrti0nate
reduction for cash.
j. T. STONF r.
Sls NAzN sE-0ppOhH Grant HOus.. :
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You will find the cheapest and best as.
sortment OF Dry Goods, Carpets, Oil
Cloths, &C., in the city, at John Roemer's.
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krrely md eHectually control them. Inc tei'
NmoSy al our best citizens, Of oil classes, O..
tabiiskes the met, that CHERRI PECToEM.
mi ma does relieve and cure the aihletng
disorders Of the Throat and Lungs beyond any
other medicine. The most dangerous attcc
lions Of the Pulmonary Organs Yield 70 It'
power; and cases Of Consumption, ep'ei
bv this preparation, arc publicly known, 90
rsmarkable as hardly 70 DO believedi were
they mol proven beyond dlsputa ~ rem.
CAV Il & adequate, on which the public may
reiy for full protection. By curing Coughs.
he iorcrunners Of more serious disease, i
saves unnumbered lives, and an amount Of
suffering not to be computed. Il challenges
triall land conyiEces the most scaptical
Every family should keep II on hand Is Q
protection against the early md unpetesNed
attacks Of Pulmonary Affections, when afe
easily met Of first, but which become incuTa'
bic, and too often fatal, II neglected. Tender
lungs need this defence; and It Is unWiie 10
be without t. As q safeguard 70 children
amid the distressing diseases which eeset lhe
Throat and Chest Of childhood, CHERRY
PICTORIAL Is Invaluable; for, by is timely
use, mnltitudes arc rescued from premNaFs
graves, md saved to the love and ateetoa
centred on them. It acts speedily and surely
heaith.rcstorinE sleep. No one win suffer
troublesome Influenza and painful Bron-
chttiS, when they know how easily they con
DO cured. 20 " t1 .4ll:
Originally the product Of long labcrious,
and successful chemical investigation, no cost
or toll Is spared In making every bottle in the
utmost possible perfection. Il may be conf
IDENTIFY relied upon as possessing all the VIZ.
tines It has ever exhibited; and capable o.
producing cures as memorable as tho greatest
II has ever effected. -
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LANCASTER Ginghams at 12ic. per
yard J. W. Fesrel, Centre Wheeling.
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CITY COUNCIL.
Second Branch.

Council met in regular session, Presi-
dent Logan occupying the chair in the
Second Branch.
The Street Commissioner reported,
asking appropriations for the payment OF
bills amounting to Ss69 4e, for work done
on the streets and alleys In the past
month. The appropriations were granted.
Committee on Streets and Alleys re-
commended payment Of bills reported by
Street Commissioner. Also Recommended
appropriation Of $3.50 for building a
bridge across Coal Run, near Fulton,
which was adopted.
The report Of the Committee on Finance
was adopted, and ia as follows:
Jan: l. 1873, bal. In Bank Of Wheeling. q 2as q
April !, 1873, Int 70 tn Oct, 1874. 1875 q
Jan. II, 1874, Int. 10 Let Jan. lS74.."... iO2 u
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PREPARED By

Or LES AVER 4 CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD ny ALL DRUGGISTS EvIRYwHRRy.
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medical.
Ayers
Chya!F!|Egy!i!5Pectoral !.
n. niahaaaa a. tho Throat and LnnRS,
Ti6hsGsi CouRh1S Qold9s WAooptna'
Cough. PEononths, Asthma,

Among the grea,
discoveries Of mod.
conscience, few atc
Of more real value
10 mankind than
this efectual rem.
'edy for oil dlseaseI
'of the Throat and
Lungs. A vast ri.
al Of IL virtues
throughout this and
other countries, has
ahoyVn that Il doc,
Bristol news. [volume] (Bristol, Va. & Tenn.) 1867-189?, 1874-06-16
The Dead Of RebeIIion Fame.

The Boston Traveller says: "Oi
the men prominent in the seces-
sion contest, there have died. Presi-
dent Lincoln, Admiral Farragut, See
rotary Seward, Gen. Thomas, Secreta-
rs stanton, Mr.. Crittenden, Chief
Justice fancy, Glen. Lee, Chief Justice
Chase, Gen. Ewell, Secretary Smith,
Rear Admiral Winslow, Minister Day
ton. Attorney General Bates, John NJ.
Mason, Charles sumner, Gen Rous-
seau. G.. l.. Nailandigham, 5. A. Dong
lass, Rear Admiral Foote, Charles II.
ElleI, Gen. Slemmer, Gen. Rodman.
Gen. Magruder, Horace Greeley, Will
liam l.. Yancey, Minister Orr, Gov.
Andrew, John Slidell, George Saun-
ders, Gov. Brough, Gov. PickcHs,
South Carolina,) Edmund RuItin,
John Daniel. Howell Cobb, Gen. Mea-
CHER, James Buchanan, John Tyler,
James l.. Pettigru. Percival Drayton.
Rear Admiral Dahlgren, Franklin
Buch man, Gen Meade, Gov. Geaiy,
Gen. Harvey Brown, William Whit
ting, Secretary Rawlins, and Carrot
Davis. With the exceptions of Presi-
dent Lii coin and Gen. Candy. who
were aSsassinated, and Mr.. Ruffin who
shot himself, and Gen. Meagher, who
was drowned, all the persons named
died natural deaths. No mention
is made of any Oue fell in bat
lie.
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HE JOSH BILLINGS PA
PERS.
Dew Drops.

Faith liz the only thing l kno ov
that nothing can beat.
IIveryboddy applauls n virtueons
acktion; even the devil himself re-
specks it.
IIipokraSV liz never successful. Soon
or or later the mask drops off, and the
curtain drops.
When man il angry he feels terri
bic strong. but acks dre'lful weak
You will noiiss that those whose adj
vice il worth the least, are alwuss the
most reddy 10 Civ it.
The man who begins Mt The bottom
nv the ladder and works hiz way ia
the top, IL hard one to shake OFF.
Make yursclf necessary. young man.
aud yure success is certain.
All the virtews, like the muscles,
kan be made to grow by using them.
There liz nothing in the world that
ought to he so plenty, and yet liz so
skarse, as simple common sense.
If thare waZ nothing but truth, men
would find but very little 10 argy
about.
Cunning makes a man sharp OH one
side and dull on the other.
Bashfulness ~ often like the silver
plating On.spoons; when it wears of
il shows the brass.
A good deal Of buty and a good deal
ov sense are seldum found together.
True krificism konsists in hunting
for butys. not faults.
lie who is pleased with everything
IL big phoOl. and he who is pleased
with nothing is bigger one.
The only pedigree worth having IL
the one we leave TO our children, not
the one we got from our farthers.
The man who ut all times controls
hiz wants no doubt IL happy, but sho
me this kind ov a man, will you?
The devil kant phOol with bizzy
man emmy more than loafer kan with
bunny bee.
I'VE owe our enemies more than we
de our friends. 1t is they who keep
our wits bright and our tools in or
der.
EpiiaifS are too often like the bills ov
cirkus kompany-lhere is a heap
more in the bills than in the perform
ance.
Debtjz az eaZy 10 fall into az a well
and often is ~ hard 10 git out Ov.
A fanatik IS the wuSt man we hav
To contend with, reason haZ no power
over him, aud il il against tie law to
klub him.
Ifyou are going TO Civ a man emmy
thing, Civ it Ia him cheeyfully, and
quick, don't make him git down ON
hiz kmeeze in front Of yu and listen to
a moral sermon an hour and half
long, and then give him ten cents.
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ODE E'crvisi0nS. JoSiar."

A sapient looking Fayetteville dar-
key, oscliating between twenty. and
TWENTY-FIVE summers, overlook an old
negro on the street the other day, and
wedging him i'm fence corner, pro-
ceeded to acquaint him with all the
gorgeous provisions OF the Civil Rights
Bill. Young Africa impaired to old
Africa fund of valuable information,
thuSly:
"Weil, Uncle Billy, Summers Swiv-
el Rights Bill has passed de Senate Oh
de United States without murmur. y
rs dat so, Josiar?"
"Jess so, Uncle Billy. And say,
Uncle Billy, we colored pussons is
gwine 20 see whose provision is in the
pot. We are gwine TO he allowed to
ride on de railroads free, smoke i'll de
ladies' car. and put our feet on the per-
cussIons oh de seats whenever we dam
please"
"Is dat so, Josiar?"
"Jess so, Uncle Billy. And say,
Uncle Billy, Yves gwine 10 be allowed
to stop at de hotels aud SEE at de mead
oh de table, and hah'de biggest slices
oh the chickens, and lay around in de
narlor and spit on de carpets, and make
de white trash hustle themselves and
wait on W. widout grumblin'; and
wheneber the boss ob de concern
sboves a bill st US, Well hab him sent
10 Washington and obscured iii de
plenipotentiary."
''Is dat So Josiar ;"
less So, Uncle Billy. And say, I'm
Gle Rillv. ives gwine 10 be allowed to
ro 10 de white schools and set up on
sle aatform wild de teacher aud learn
rehocraphy, triggermanometry, ge-
hnn,iny' Latin. Dutch, French, CnOc-
t,w algeebray. rheumatics, de rule ob
thrice and de diarrha."
i.(,ood God is dat so. Josiar ~
less so, Uncle Billy. And say.
Uncle Billy, we's gwine TO be allowed
:, i,e hurled in italie collins wild look
10 20 classes on top oh dem. end dey
Iii, hab to carry us on a boss TO de
,Tr al ward and bury us on top OBJ de
LII ..,sire falks 80 when de day ob resur-
rac,;en am arrived ara de angel Ga
i rsssi0 come footing along, he'll sing
Dr. Dr., tr,,, his trumpet: 'All ob you eui-
"a IA =. ,,.,an,en Use fus, And say, I'm
c ' RiIly. de PERSONS ob dat b'il-- Ii.
''s 9Nh ~ Dat you say bout pefVis-
us, J sar
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4 Humorous incident of the
Late Louisville General Con-
ference.

Correspondence Sumter Watch
mau - Under the call 10y Confercn-
ces Tor resolutions. and i'm the midst of
a rush of such business one of the ac-
cOmplished little pages that CONSTANT
Is wait upon the Conference conveyed
10 the secretary. from the hands of
Rev. Il. y. Price editor of the Hol-
ston Methodist) the following pun
gent mOrceau
WHEREAS doctors OF divinity in
the Church are becoming too thick 10
thrive. and whereas the Tile has he
come 50 cheapeHed that, while II is no
great honor To receive it. il is II posi-
live stigma TO be deemed unworthy of
IT; therefore
..Resolycd, That the General Con-
ference does hereby urge upon our lit
crary institution the propriety of re-
framing from comforting the title up
on any more of our ministers, unit!
the present race of ID. DIS. pretty well
die out"
As the secretary BEGAN to read, and
progressed. Imagine Il 'thuudcr clap
upon a clear sky The passage of a
rush nI train (uEeXl e,fedly, as / OK
lerieuccd OH my route hither), from
The bright serenity of the sunlight 10
the Erebus darkness of the mountain
tuuncl--see the august body ut first in
dicaticns. stifien TO its dignity, then
gradually relax under the tacetious
impulse, ahd until al the conclusion OF
the reading the mover of The measure
rises To the request that the matter be
referred to the Committee on Temper
ance, burst into conVul-ive roar OF
laughter. and Is as suddenly checked
Toy we'll known voice from the ID. ID.
ranks, proclaiming, in stern accents,
that AIS indigni:y has been perpetrated.
Although bold sarcasm, perpetrated
ia the most playful way, it was evil
IDENTIFY out of place, and yet rent
through which escaped 30 strong "A
SENSE of the public feeling as not to he
without its legitimate point and effect.
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Blank Deeds.

We have printed a limited num-
Der of Deeds. which are exactly in
conformity to the code, with ac-
acknowledgements printed for both
tie husband and wife. They are
printed on fine tough Bond Paper,
and will bear folding and handling
without damage. Parties wishing
a handsome statutory o22 fer deed
will apply at office of the BRIsroL
News.
If.