Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1874-05-20
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

ARIZONA young ladies carry revolvers.
SoUARE-ToED shoes are again coming
into fashion.
KENTUCKY is troubled with six daily
newspapers.
SAN Francisco thinks it needs anoth-
er vigilance committee.
A NEW town in California has been
named Sumner -..... ....s .s. ..
Now we are to be afflicted with the
"veto necktie."
DETROIT has 300 more school chill
dren this year than last.
A FAvoRrrE song with Juveniles
Goodbye, sweet tart -.- 81
The duchess of Edinburgh" is the
latest rival of the Saratoga trunk.
CHICAGo's new theatre will cost a
quarter of a million dollars.
JOHN Trout sells the best made fish
ing tackle in WILLIAMSON, Pa.
LORD LYrroN's speeches and unpub-
lished political articles are to be issued
shortly. sav.5U . e rHre s...-
STRAKoscH has made proposal to
Nilsson to sing seventy nights next
season with Campanini. '' ..-f.-T .
The Countess of Paris has long thin
nose, says an exchange. Well, she has
probably as good right to it as any
body.
If there ever is time when man is
! justified in changing the subject sud-
denly, it is when his wife asks if he
posted that letter to mother promptly.
AN American skating rink, where the
visitors go through their graceful evolu-
lions on American parlor skates, is the
latest and greatest attraction at Brighton,
England 3 ST.. .sT.. sa.
TAKE company of boys chasing but
: terfies, says a cynical writer, put long
tailed coats on the boys, and turn the
! butterflies into dollars, and you have
the panorama Of the world.
CIGARETTES, rolled in red, blue and
green colored paper have just been in
: troduced. They will do very well for
those Of the would-be swells who wear
colored feather in their hat band
IT is stated as fact that there isn't
drunkard in the Texas legislature,
though all the members are moderate
drinkers. But then we don't know
what they mean by drunkard'' or
I
BALTIMORE market reports have Sc
: ductive sound ust now. Shad are six
teen cents apiece; green peas. straw
berries, asparagus, rhubarb, radishes,
etc., are becoming plenty, and the
peach crops fight bravely against the
rumors Of the growers.
CooK-'I shall want my three even
ings a week." Mistress" Oh, you
. really can't have that" Cook with
decision) -" [ must [ can't think of
giving up my. French lessons !''-Brook-
Ign argus
ARDENT lover-ss Adelaide, if I could
only die at your feet, what content
! ment Then would [ be happy!' Adj
elaide (unappreciatively)-ssf beg your
pardon, but in that case the enjoyment
would be wholly on my side p
A HOTEL keeper gave an organ-grind-
er dollar week ago, and every day
since the grateful man has taken his
station in front of the hotel and played
!, for three hours at stretch. The
boarders are getting up subscription
to send him West.
HAIR-CUTTER (who has been eating
onions &c S'moil on your hair, sir %
Glowing fercely down customers neck.
Customer" Phew what's that ?''
Hair CUTTER" S'moil, sir"
Customer" Then won't have any,
"THERE," says an old topper, "see
what all this temperance crusade pray
ing has done. First, busted the Lin
dell Hotel tank and liked to drowned
St. Louis, and now overlooked the
whole South with water IF the women
keep on, we'll have anotherf food, sure
GA MAN in q Pennsylvania lunatic
asylum, . says an exchange, "imagines
himself a woman, and for that reason
parts his hair in the middle" Several
young Brooklyn men, outside of the
!. lunatic asylum, part their hair in the
middle because, it is supposed,
|: they have no reason.
A CONNECTICUT lady remained too
long on train to kiss female friend,
the other day, and trying to get off after
it had started, was thrown on her face.
eff ever kiss anybody again p she
said revengefully, as she arose, any
woman at least" she added, thought
fully, "then it will be when lam crazy"
Mrs. SARAH BRIGGS (reading the
local )-OaKeS alive L would no
more name child Alias than nothin' in
the world. They're allus cutting up
some caper, Here's Alias Thompson.
Alias Williams, Alias the Night Hawk,
all been took up for stealth. Mary
Jane, don't ye never name none O. yer
children Alias"
MARYLAND is of the opinion that it
ought to have more credit for the tea it
burnt and the non-importation associa-
tlon it organized before the revolution
airy war, and SO a Baltimore historian is
proudly at work on a sketch which will
reproduce the events of a century or
more ago.
WHETHER it is good or bad is merely
question for the conscience, the Gle,
termination of course being influenced
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