The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-06-12
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PATIENcE is flower that grows
not in every ones garden.
A bill admitting new Mexico as a
State has passed the House.
If your brain is on FIRE blow it
out.
TIE dressing gown is the most
lasting of all garments-it is seldom
worn out,
WHAT is the most daring theft a
man can be guilty off Taking a
chair at public meeting.
"DoN'r count your chickens be-
fore they are hatched. -Enumerate
uot your adolescent pullets ere they
cease to be oviforn.
A KIND father has persuaded his
bad boy to stay in of nights. The
chain cost him 81 so aud the pad
lock rs cents.
A BRIsToL man, n years of age,
has recently astonished the good
people of that village by marrying
young girl of IA years.
1t is proposed in Canada to
prohibit the importation Of liquor
into the Dominion.
The carrying of concealed dead
ly weapons is one of the greatest
curses of the South.
Husbands and wives in Illinois,
under the new law, may bring civil
suits against each other.
Jean Tngelow says that ''child>
rem receive the love of one genera
ton, and pay it to another"
Boston is to have seventeen
| public baths to promote the next
to unattainable goodness.
"A man in Washington county,
New York, recently clipped with his
sister-in-law, aged thirteen.
"A huge play -house, exclusively
for the Juveniles, is to be built at
Cape May at an expense of $4,000.
The Washington Star says
every approach to both Houses Of
Congress is blocked with pie stands,
There is a lady in Saratoga
who has so many diamonds that
special policeman is employed to
keep guard over her.
"A lady was standing ON a
wharf in New York, the other day,
bidding adieu TO friends about to
sail for New Bedford, when the head
of huge cask Of molasses that was
being hoisted on an elevator above
her burst out, and she was deluged
with the sticky fluid.
A YOUNG widow advertises in a
Cincinnati paper that she has an in.
come Of three thousand dollars a
year, and will marry any man, young
or old, who possesses the same means,
and can produce certificate OF
good character.
A New York man who believes in
advertising, paid bill Of $4,000
the other day for years work, but
it was money we'll spent, for the
earnings resulting from that adyer-
tisement, which were divided among
four persons, footed up $650,000.
IT is complained in Canada that
skilled mechanics come out by as
sisted passages from England, and
are there given a free ticket from
Point Lewis to London, Hamilton,
Toronto, etc, who have no idea Of
remaining day in Ontario, but get |
through to the United States as
quickly as possible.
THE blood Of the martyrs is the |
seed Of the canvasser. Here is a
Chicago advertisement "Damna-
ton Of infants Professor Swing does
not believe in; he believes in their
happiness hereafter, and here, too
and SO do we, and have for that
reason invested large capital in
the manufacture of the perfection
baby-holder and jumper. =
No French or English woman Of
cultivation nowadays wears her
garters below her knees. The prin-
cipal vein Of the leg sinks there be-
meath the muscles; and varicose
veins, cold feet, and even palpitation
of the heart may be brought on by o
tight garter in the wrong place
When it is fastened above the knee
all this pain and defOrmity may be
avoided.
DON'T WANT TO LATHER WITH.
TEE SAME BRUSH.