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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-05-30

We return thanks to the Norfolk Day
Book for q copy of Mr.. YoUEG's little book
on GrdritQaOn. We shall read it carefully
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-05-30

Nj MATING ! MATTING!! MAT
TING..! Five hundred rolls of MATING
from The great cargo auction sales.
A WHITE MATING at CSC. worth 3Oc;
A WHITE MATING at soc. worth 35c.;
A WHITE MATING at So, 40, 40, and Soc
all much below regular prices:
GA WHITE MATING at 40c. per yard worth
soc.
RED CHECK MATING, full yard wide, at 80,
50, 40, As, and Soc;
Ga RED CHECK MATING at 45c. worth 6Uc. !;
RUGS, MATS, and OlL-CLOTHS In great variety
at LEVY BROTHERS,,
lO17 and 1919 Main street, Richmond, Va.
A large stock of WINDOW SHADES and
LACE for curtains. my ~
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path ALUM SPRINGS,
BATH COUNTY, VA.

This healthful, beautiful, and dert,,,.s-s
will DC open for Visitors JUNE isT Ts ses1rs
wa,srs s Mcb ba Oh alum sulphur and
the various diseases for which such WHIPS, catss IN
used. sun" "atcrs arp
t, the iS Are m not its SURPASSED the o,r
market can afford; the grounds arc '2 mo. or any
shady: the scenery adjacent Is msynjfcsss.e and
nothing Is wanting TO guarantee beaiih a and
sure. 'h or pitl-
Many caves, mountain views and n,,,-.,
osities are In the vicinity; the streams sI curl.
fish the woods with game; and bilIlarIs ma "i'i
ten-plns, and other a'uuSefnents arr ciriuet,
enjoyment of guests. 1t is The ACT fr tstei lor
pleasure, and comfort. ''f Nealth,
TERMS: $50 per month Of four yeevs s,-
old and colored servants. haf-price zen years
Captain j. HENRY FREEMAN. m,rau
GEORGE w. CARgINGToS. resident nhvsi'ira, Ds.
Joseph RAXIEp
W c. CARRIEGToy
III! Ho-th OWhcrS jnd Prunrie,,r.
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GROCERIES, dc.

ON AND AFTER MAY 1sr, 1874, the
~ business heretofore conducted undo r the firm
name OF BROWN, PEMBERTON & co. Will he car
re0 on under the name Of ID. .. DAVIS 4 co.,
who will keep always on hand large stock Of
GROCERIES, PROVISIONS. and LIQUORS,
and solicit continuance of the trade generally.
$50 barrels A, b, {. and YELLOW SUGARS /;
100 barrels Crushed, Powdered and Graduated
so barrels IG isw.sr:ade YELLOW SUGARS,
SO barrels Porto Rico MULASSkS,
so barrels Prime 10 Choice S1RUPS,
SO barrels Common SIRUFS,
rs tierces Prime LEAF LARD.
40 ogshcads SHOULDERS and SIDES,
20 tierces Choice SUG AR-CURED HAMS, can
rased aud uncanvased;
Is ticrces SUGAR-CURED SHOULDERS, can
yased and uncanyaSed; .
IS boxes BREAKFAST BACON, small sizes;
Full line LAGUAIRA and RIO COFFEES,
$50 boxes SOAP. various brands;
100 boxes Prime Factory CHEESE, wan
100 barrels Prime Bright EASTERN HEN
RINGS,
100 barrels Extra and Superhne tLOUh,
20 barrels VINEGAR.
Also. a full assortment Of
TEAS, BUCKETS, BRooMS, WRArP1NG-fAPkh'
TOBACCO, RICE, CANDLES,
HORsFoRD'S POWDERS, PEPPER,
SPICE. MUSTARD. GINGER,
BRUSHES, NUTMEGS, STARCH,
ESS. COFFEE. SODA, MATCHES,
BLEACHING, &C., &c.
Also u full line
LIQUORS and CIGARS.
mv1-1m DO. DAVIS & co.
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sUMMEl, KfsORTs-

TRAWFORD's Ch YsTAL styTprr,-.~
~ SrRrya aux
AUGUSTA COUN. rY, VA.
ons-half mile from Pond G4p depot. cbe,,,,.,
AM mi, G IN ralisoaa; This Delightful summer rt,-as
win ne open Tor the reception Of ". dtors retreat
JUNE 10TJI.
The location Is beautiful and ,,.., nv
suited. s"iih@s " better
day. ~. Children under twelve y. neeE, 5l1 pr
ored servants half price. For fr1bes, on ana coz
aaoress L. B.WALLER, Man pnacuia"
my26-lm Cbesaneake !. nd Ont. Pon Gap
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JORDAN ALUM SPRINGS,
ROCKBRTDGE COUNTY, Y.

The third season Of this delightful and norr,,-
WATERISG-PLACE will commence. on " ~, I
Of June, when the spacious establishment win hs s
opened 10 visitors. ' ne
The Grand Hotel has been com pletei sine. !.
season. and Is one Of the largest most mpd.rn .f
comfortable in the mountains. Its rooms are any
convenient, and elegantly furnished hayir, ~,
In each room: also. electric bells conncclrg vf,S
the Office from every room and also from The c,
tagcs. Hot and cold. baths, with closer, ON .ger~
floor. 10y
On the 1st OF July the original hotel! In p.A Via
first two seasons. Will be opened on the lurn,..'e
plan. ami be known rs the European House /, 6r.
all the improvements of the Grand Hotel t''
The waters of the three springs ere ALUM, I1nryp
ALUM, and CHALYBEaTE.
The Annapolis Baud from the Na22! Ac, ,amv
will furnish most delightful music for The b.,-roo5
(Which Is the larges, in the mouniaiU,J and ,ba
lawn. ~
BUWLISG-SALoON. BILLIARD-ROOv>Y t,L
tables new and modern. aud all other ar,,.rr,. ns
to be had at fashionable summer resorts. ale nrH,
yided
We take pleasure In announcing that We have g.
cured the services OF ilr. j. Il. rINSLET JE s,.lr
known TO the travelling public rs having ocDn con-
nectcd for years with the tircenbrier Hht-. ami
more recently with the Allegheny springs Vir.luL,.
who will assist IN the management.
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FTON HOUSE.-This new and p0pr.
n lar summer resort has been much imprortdhr
the addition of several new buildings, good bowling
alley, bath houses. &c. AMI will be open Jt NJ.
18TH Those seeking recreation or health C:tnsoe
be- better suited. The location Is beautiful ana
healthy. the views are grand the mountain b!eese
Is almost continuous.
TERMS: Per month. $40: per wecE Sl2 peg
day, go Children under twelve years and c"'9!Id
servants half price.
For further particulars, address
$. ii. GUuDLOE 4 co:
Alton Depot, Chesapeake and Ohio railroad, "a.
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PIANOS. ORGANS, &c.

DIANOsa AND ORGASS.wJ,''SS,tss3fiz::1s n
i received, an elegant aSs ,,, sS,y. Including
AM AN f and the ee!eH,a'Sa
PIANOS, which are offered AZ m ny ssI.klUtir
pi WnI1SwaRD Sole Agents, l0li Main str:s Sn and
Sianos taken Ia exchanges. Pianos II noyN56.laa
IMPAIRED. - -
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-05-30

DR. JOSEPH WOODWARD, D.Ra
LID. S. and NJ. DENTIST, has removedSu
third door from St Paul's church. The many i'm.
provements In and adiuncts to dental science,
with an experience of twenty three years In care
full extracting, treating the natural teeth, and In
every variety OF artificial work, should be sufficient
guarantees Of success re 2S-eod3m
TOR SALE, SODA FOUNTAIN, TUFTS
IL Arctic, nearly new. VIII be sold cheap at the
PICKWICK PHARMACY, $50 Main street.
my 30-2t<
r EWIS'S PURE WHITE LEAD, Lin
Ia seed OIL, Spirits Turpentine, with a general
assortment of painters materials, for sale by
my IL BUDEktR BROTHERS.,
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SUMMER RESORTS.
cWEET SPRINGS,
y MONROE COUNTY, W. VA.
ON THE 18TH OF JUNE.

This delightful Summer resort VIII DO open Tor
the reception Of guests
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30
AT PEACE VIII THE WORLD

During the past year nothing has occurred to
disturb the general friendly and cordial relations
Of the United States with other nations. >
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

OAN BE OBTAINED AT THE STORE
" of the undersigned. Among them are these:
View Of the City and Harbor OF Honoluu, taken
from Neutrality-suspicious. the finest
picture Of Honolulu extant.
View Of Port and Harbor Of Papeete.
View in Koolau, Oahu.
Mountain Scenery in KOolau, Oahu.
Point Venus, Tahiti.
Australian Steamer at Wharf in Honolulu.
Diamond Head, Honolulu.
McKesgue's Sugar Plantation, KoolAu.
Tamarind and Cocoanut Trees.
Map Of Tahiti and Moorea.
These are all very finely taken. and can be had
mounted OF unmounted- For Sale By
5O42m H. n WHITNEY
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30
Very Superior Cottage Pianos.
Beers, WineS&LiquOrS

BASIS and Blood, Wolfe 4 Co.'S Celebrated Ales,
quarts and pints,
Blood, Wolfe oO'sFAvorite Stout, asnarlOtin pit
Tennent's Scotch Ale, pts OTIS, extra quality,
Ind oOope Co.'S new quality Light Pale Ale, qt1pt
Cases Genuine "Old Tom,"
A few cases Very Sup'r Pale Imperial Brandy,
10 Cases Royal Highland Whisky,
Cases d. Kuypers Hollands, Or Casks Brandy,
Il5Cs Asst'd Best Brandies, star up to star,
Cases Dunville's Irish Whiskey,
A few Cases Very Superior Port Wine,
Cases "a. Laiande & Co." Superior ClAret, very
choice article,
Cases Champagne and Moselle.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30
s u M % RTE 8!

40 a AZ inch Light and Heavy BurlAps,
Wool Packs,
D.Corsar Sons Standard Navy Canvas, assort'd
numbers,
D. corsAr a Sons Standard Merchant Canvas,
Nos. /, and 5.
Best Double Screened Welsh Steam Coal,
Fire Bricks, India Rubber Hose,
Floor oil-eloths, Liverpool Salt, Irvine,
Fence Wire, Coolers, Mc0nie CHARTERS,
States, &C., &c, &c. (5O5 sm)
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

Hr Mssuru. EUssEY 4 PILLNG undertake the
Purchase for Foreign Buyers Of all classes Of British
Made ESeNEs, MAcHrEERrs HARDWARE, WooILEE
AID SOFr GOODs. 502-Iy
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30
H. HACKFELD 4 co.
Oasr for Sale ths fblowing
GOODS NOW LANDING
Hawaiian Bark *. c. wyIis, =
11s Day.


Pink Pad Prints. FsncJ Priats.
Dark Fancy Priuts. shz-i Passsru Prl-ss.
Chats Prints. white aad BiasE Prlat.-
rurssy Red Gotten. Assarsu-ui va csasus.
As.orsnsus o. Bro-u csstsus. Bla- caas-..
Bro-n couoa Drni. Bras csstus Drn.
Heavy Blue Dsaius. Hieksry s.rpss.
Blue snd Wbils Tistlar-
Blue TunIsd sazsay Fisuusl. Bisss cssouszs.
Black sHs Alpssss. wsssrp-sof r-s-ds.
Linen shesiins. co,saa shssslsE.
wooisa nlaaksts. nrO-u cst,su ssssa-
Ladies' white sso.kiazs. Ns.s.iso Ssssiss.
Victoria Lawns. Linen Handkerchief.
SIX HandEsrshi,f.. cosssa Hsss. rs--is.
Black md Fancy SIR Nsckfiss,
Black sad coIorsd Fr,uca W-riasss.
Lace shasis. Linen and Csiisa rhrszd.
Patent Thread "a ssrss
Fine Cloths nua c.,hu.r.s ~ Cess ausp...s.
Pine Black French Serge.
Bedford Cord. TvHisa su-.i.s.
T~nisd Cambria. heavy c.av.s ~ Li.ssr
A''orta'us Of nssi.p.. SAL T-sa..
Fine A.''rn.s. Of el.aHs
English Saddles. Rs.s.s e.iasis..
Lusin'' Extracts. Han O. eslssu..
Maeassar OIL. Fansy suups.
Black jet and Fsucy orusn.sss.
Necklaces. Crosses. ds.. Iadis aasl,s s.ns.
Pine Scissors. coanou Scissors. slssp ss..rs.
Pen aad PoeEst Knives.
Coco Handed Butcher Knives.
Charcoal Box Irous. Timed Lastsss
GalvaHissd Iron wssbiss russ.
Galv. Iroa Buoasis. salv 1ras pip-. sex 10.
saaOsPaal. Spurs. Hep Issa. Eis.s..
fellow Metal shsathiug. caus1saaa ssas.
Toilet AIirrors. Feather Duss--I,
Harnoaieas. Aseorasaus. eold Bsr4.ra.
Gun Powder. Martss Baskets.
Wrapping Paper. Surszssrx Toys.
Tumblsrs. Palm on. CsustI- soda.
Portland Cement. Flasz Stones. si=s.s.
Fire Brioks. PIPE Clay
Habbusk's Lias.sd Oh.
HabbusE's Waite Else Paiai.
Black aad arsss Paiats. Red Lad.
Am a..sr'-sus Of German. Es..ss and E.s-
iish Groesriss,
LIsbis's ESsruss IF M,as. c.uai.s.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

The report Of the Secretary of War herewith
attached, and forming part of the message,
gives all the information concerning the opera
tions, wants and necessities of the army, and
contains many suggestions which l commend to
your special attention. There is no class of
Government employees who are harder workers
than the army officers. and none who perform
their tasks more cbeerfnlly and efficiently, and
under circumstances of greater privations and
hardshps. Legislation is desirable to render
more efficient this branch of the public service.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

Hubbusk's Lias.sd Oh.
Hubbuek's White ziae Paisi.
Black aad 9rssa Paiztl. Red Lad.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

IHt InNlcNHA1 Aa"
Make largo bag Of thin white papsr-silvsr
paper will do gu i with sugar pums, and tie .
string around the top TO keep il fast Suspend
from the ceiling. or from a large doorframs. and
provide long, light stick. Each little player y
blindfolded 10 turn, and the stick pot into Der
hand. She Is then led within reach Of the bag
and told to strike it. II she succeeds in her aim
and tears hole 10 it. the sugar plaus are scat
tered on the floor, and the little ones scramble
for them but it is By no means easy to strike .
suspended objec, olindioIded F.; generally many at
tempts are made unsuccessfuiy. Each player Il
allowed three trials. II the givsr Of the bag
pleases small gifts may be pot into il, tiny books.
pin-cushions, dolls. etc. with The sugarplums.
TIE BIISDNAS's rRaP.
All sit in q row. One to be blindioldsd on the
opposite side Of the room. who crosses over,
when they all hold out their hauds, and taking
the FIRST one with which he comes in contact 10
his own. be proceeds TO ask the individual four
questions, each Of which should almost nscsssi-
tate the using Of the adverbs Yes and No IN the
answers given. Now, the players must bear 10
mind that on 40 account must the adverb Yes or
No be used. or any word beginning with Y or n ;
and il will require small amount Of care Of in
genuily 10 avoid the trap thus laid Tor them.
Should. however, the frst player avoid being
caught, the blindman must return to his correr
and they all change places, when he again takes
hand as before. Whoever is first entnpped
becomes blindman.
THE LOVE TEST.
Join hands 10 circle One player. being
blindfolded, goes in the middle. An dance
around until the bIindman holds out bis hand
which the one Immediately opposite takes bold
of and enters the circle. The blind player then
asks in succession the following Questions: Do
you love met Can you love mel VIII you love
me 2" and he should endeavor to render biz
tone and attitude as ludicrous possible. in or
der TO provoke q smile from the young lady or
gentleman (as the case may bel whom be Is adj
dressing for which those players forming sthe
circle must carefully watch, the rule being. that
in the answers given. which should always be Civ
en- IN a fegned voice, the adverbs Yes and No
are iuadmissible. and no smile Is allowed on the
cOunteuance. Otherwise, BY way Of penalty.
they must kiss each other and Il the blind player
can thea tell the name OF the individual before
him. they change places, 1t should alec be OBJ
served that those players who pass through The
ordeal of the three questions without breaking
the rules, return to their places, and all dance
around as before.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

LoEDOE OFFICE
c. 4. WILSON, 20 FALCON SQUARE,
LONDON, &. G.. ENGLAND.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-12-30

Gun Powder. Marsss Baskets.
Wrapping Paper. Sar.zssrs Tsys.
Tumblsrs. Palm 0n. Causils soda.
Portland Cement. Flasz s,aass. si=s.s.
Riro Bsisks. PIPE Clay
, 1874-11-08

fsftcks from Babylon and Mir rve,,-
from communication to TIE Cteps,ond y14xot5 b.
Get. II. r. Fnqo. " W
upon the brick brought by tho wr;tar fro,,
BABYLON IL the standard iascription nf Nahr1
coadnezzar. 1t gives his name and titles -
sc.aoes tue wonders OF tue great city. and in-
a soaes me goas to gran. duration to tic tempfes
NJ NJ otuef great edifces which he had buiit
lug inscriptions on the BabYIonian hrcl. 10
uniformly inctosed in = small souare .nd ~ ~
formed with considerable care aud nicetv 1 Thae
appear 20 lave been Impressed with : etan,;
apon WHICH Tho entire lnscriptlon rot ;ao1at1
letters. was cut in relief. This art an rass1a
approaching the modern lnyeotiou Of nr,nt;nr
~ Proved to have been known to the Erynt;,E6s %
nna 1a1" c4tnere At = very remote period. Tha
Iua1aons stamped their names oo bricks, tha
STAMPS used being OF wood aud several arn nra.
ee1Sea IN European collections. But ali thn in.
Assyria. ara in relief. >@''o u
lhe Babylonian bricks ara of nn;y,-r,
s1ze' about Is inches square by inches th;cs -
1ney are made OF a very tenacious clav niYej
M mitn cnope4 straw. aud burnt hard in a hin
1ney were alwnyB laid face downward in a cemaor
~ 1lrumen 80 hard ~ to nuke it alnnost ,~nnna.
slble to remove one eutire. N-APo"'
!oe b1lck from Nlueyeh is also rectanor1or
i1 nut somewhat thicker than the RahviSm.a'
! ihe lncTiptlons on these Assy1ian bricks anna.r
W aase paen made IN single cunaifor1a lettara
careless N stamping them. On t;e ana,i,se., roen
n ne parallel columns arg somewhat lrreenlar hnt
the impressions are quite distinct. I An r1nsb1a
70 give literal translation OF the insrr;nt;a.
QUE presume 1t 10 Of the sarne general ch.1.ctar
as on the one from Babylon, giving tho nsna
and title OF the monarch teienin0 ~ N;na-oI,
pettaps 5000 yeazs ago. ~'A14''sH
, 1874-11-08
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Iis strange faculty We each possess.
NheA veaa things most unIovey With new loynlineaa
some hotnely thing, to othszs small may seem:
for us lays the cornerstone to some bfioht DREAM
Which leads m On to 4 fAr-lIstaut day.
VI sakes az back TO childhooda spoxt md nlay
uhoee dream not most who, when their eyes AZ closed
VISIT fantastic scenes Unseen BY day,
ana. when they rise from their ar-bougbt 11poss
tnt ~ this imagery from their minds away,
AND. turning to tho buaiueas-siae OF life
Forget THAR dreams Of youth amid tts a{rifa
nas he Who dreams when eyes an open v1det
Unhceding Aught, but that with secoud night
~ ne sees Tue phantons past hin glide,
more plainly se&1 than thoas . SEQ 1t night,
When yielding 10 stirred Nat1fsh sveef zsst0xetH-
0nr fancy takea its flight:
These dreams .re tipped With silver, aud ars bright:
for, when the Night haih wrapped her mantle round
!! 1nskJ and sAd for hex departed light
1aese dfeams among her gar1ueut-folds ars found:
Anti 1oftA sheJ co1as BY Hy1tads to our 1ieep.
ana. turning oar and o'er our weary mInls.
Amuss themselves Rud VI, and from M keep
The tfouh1os which BY dAJ do haunt t1aoklod
Thus do wa I've; and living, dream away
3uat half onr lircs. Tha raln aiming DAFT
Ls tpeat - III do spend their Hres ~ day.
" We Hve-*e dram
And by ouz dxaazns-Ts Nyak
6zLWAuk5x Dx.x
, 1874-11-08

| ~~NeA's''' atAs31Qoo $3,573,1G3
In these banks there had been opened, up to
the first-named date, 116.780 accounts With de-
posltofs THIS number, on Oct. 27, 1874 had in
creased to 1877. .2o3. showing the number Of new
Tho highest number Of accounts be1oncipr t.
any ono bank ia 70.5c0. This, Of course, means
tue number opened to date. large percentage
Of then being dead It this writing: The small
ess numnes 9a OF accounts on the books OF any one
ono will Average e22o- This gives fraction
over s8, 969 depositors In Chicago etyinps
oanKs, of this number. Is Per cent arc lahorers
| ana women, ~ per cent are carpenters aud ma
chlntsss: and IS per cent are people working At a
trade. Tbe proportion OF servant-ei11s TO tho
| whole number is remarkably large.
Many who had considerable sums in savinea
PAX oanRg ;aa T. shs tune Of and since the panic hass
been lnduced to draw them out and place them
elsewhere, only TO find thai the income there
trom is not forthcoming. and that they cannot
recover income or principal aa surely and Certain
y ~ under the ole regime. Confidence in say
lngs hanks as an investment ia growing day bv
day: 10" requiring sworn statements from
such institutions would perfect aud strengthen
this confidence.
TIE balances in banks we're decreased during
the early fall by the withdrawal Of reserve funds
deposited BY 1abo1ing men. This mitEdrawd |
was caused By tho presence IN Chicago Of large
numbers Of 1aoorers from abroad, Which |
made the supply greater than the demand. !
OF employment we're obliged to draw on their
saving. to live. Now that tlis surplus OF ]abor-
Ing men has been driven to other cities. slesdy
Increase OF deposits iB looked for evan through
the winter months.
fMLoyEETT on CrTY WORKS.
Duf1nE brief conversation with Mr. 8, s,
Hayes. City Comptroller, he expressed himself
as believing the prospect for the poorer c,sssea |
thts winter to be much brighter than at the same
time last year. He said the destitute iaborip,
CLASSES have beon mostly driven on. and thoss
remaining have moro money than il usual 1t this
season Of the wear.
visit to the Office Of the Board IT pnbl5e
Works showed an unusually active condition oS
work in that department.. During the last thrao
nontha there have been employed by the city
On engine and police station. so
~ -sste ,1o0
~. 30
~ aua $50
''*"- /
Besides this number, the VARIOUS street-raii-
"av Ancs employ about $50 men on repairs to
track, which makes grand tot.l Of 2 100 Isnor-
eTs, feceTlng ~ages 1t season OF the year 6hsn
outdoor work is usually out OF the question. ]
Inc average rate pcr day paid to these men II
On the 30th of Juno the Council appropriat,a
Iof sewerage purposes alona sooi, 77o.oa dug
, 1874-11-08

Lady Morgan told Lover that it was Of by &C., e..
Of Salvador Ross she objected 10 strongly TO- 81
tathera opposing bin chilaa bias. 8hs aaa: :..t ~
AN 1t logs to account for that blind resn.1, ~,
which wa sec parents 80 often make - .a", aaa
childreu's wishes. For my part, it hid ~
and he even desired to become hiGh"aFmsn, 49,
trasy, bel,eyo I should make him = present o.s a
pair Of pistols aud a good horse to boof s,n ~,
should only aaY to him: Ny dear 10y. 4L,e
very uphappv 1t the choice you hare n1acs. s.5 ~
zince tho gallows i8 your vocafion. IN Hea5s.naj
nams pursue itl Only begin life Ike $epn.;;s.. n;s.
esek bin fortune - he plaassd." -: +A~'
, 1874-11-08

he is ii his glory. IL tue frat place. there IL 1he
come Hriane ard eartooning that which he has
fan1l ot naa a s'eht OF for some time, money. He
hls puns In ready money, aud give him
HARD CASH FOR HIS CARTOONS.
aae eonceVes ne" enterprise tn the witty line.
tsaometn1ng y entirely new-something which when
it appears will eclipse the povcrs Of H6n,;rn..;
aud Punch, and make Mark Twain ,,d nte... sou
mann,s hashes Of zlerr1meut read l;Aa Tna
ncDooi PresbyteF3aa sermous. The oniv tb;r9
neeaed to carry the enterprise into efiect ;s 3
Rausner 's,a1 Us ony means Of procuring pub
Of such papers in Chicago. They spr;nr M ';ts Itn
tne gonIr IN The night, and die Of drynesa hafora
.oelr infancy u fairly commenced. Their ~.
IRENE mortality is the oniy good thing In tham
put Gnt unfortunately 3 their proprietors survive,
Of si,1e '? ;oSa e nsSa 10 nope. and an atmosphere
upon their lips: There are too many such psa
III cnicsgo, aud it WAS coe OF them who ca1led
recently upon the Bame candidate With reearrl ~
supporting hltn IN lis great humorous paper.
nm der GoMN10 WEAKLY"
The interviewer Was 3 spare youno mn, ,-;.1
nN e,aueuo'y ana o''ious cast of countenanca
ana exceedingly sesdy clothes BE opened tha
subject as follows: oo 'ne
Pfoiesslonai Humorist-I hare called e,r n
se see II you VII be pleased, during the COMING
Der Commit NJ 1'egP1 Weaf;n t1e support Of my paper
a'cht-pase paper, devoted to The surpnrt a nv
veil may say that the party ne suppnrt ;a ~. |
ret determined upon.-and the culuyatoo ~ ~ |
atest styIe OF o-Teutonic wit and humnr tue
Candidate -Teutonic wit ard tnranrt
What does that mean? 49," n0anoE
Profees.onai Humorist-oh! the happy b].na-
ny OF the American school Of wit and' I,nI,o-
nd the peculiar English which our German c;t;1
ems indulge in. It's easily done. First ~ III III
,ou ,e make your Joke in English, and then chance
u ne words. That's easily done, too, when ven
'%0e = r ges ne hang OF it, Change ali ypnr tts to
=, YOUR ps to BIS. your VS. to Is yonr vte to fts
our s,s to sls, use the plural 1bere the sippn]ar
meant write "ysh for "yes, !" and the thine