Litchfield enquirer., 1874-05-07
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&A 1Aasdhr sphinx, Grant is a sue eesss says the St Louis Republican.
 A Kentucky lady compromised s2O,. 00o.breach of promise suit by accepting SS and a new chignon.
 A Definition for Sir Henry Thomson CEematfon. sA eonsune-ation devoutly to be wished. ."-P0sch
 An exchange says that 15,726 fond hearts were made to beat 1884 in Philaa delPha last year.
 A couple at Woodville, Iowa, have been divorced four times, and now contem- plate another marriage.
 An Iushmsn being asked in court for hz8 certificate of marriage, showed scar oa hls head about the size of a trowel.
 He'd dpae0of the Sianiese twiaes been osavArAed bf naraer$ $in the first degree, what would have been done about it?
 Bizm&xk's wife wears the largest shoes of any women beyond the Rhine, and her daughter follows in her mothers foot s1ep&
 Iowa lovers sit up half the night wIkA 0aly one chair Tn the room, but that Es e@E1ly explained to any one who has been there.
 A Boston schOOlboy. who was directed 70 wxzse composition on riches, handed H thas: 'rSOOnasever git verry writch in dsea sally wUat act Jenny Russ.'
 A mEssc-dealer, not long since, received the following order: "Please send me tAs music to strike the harp in praise of God and paddle yUur own canoe."
 Tha MTlvAnkec Sentinel says it does H03 knUw when the saloon-keepers will P@y C@xaeto1 q regular salary, but his e@2per2nce poems are enough to drive @y E2a to hovhng inebrity. Icx -EF-t 1 Ther were going to put man out of a S22 KF1nc1sc0 Theatre for creating a dis tzxoazce. when . roics cried out; s'He's alEexSWka ha killed Chinaman!" and they le9the man alone.
 A strictly temperate reporter of SezsB p9par mentions as an ''exsheed'nly szTsonsh- fact that manufacturer ofroof- iRg materials at West Goshen is doing d0uble work with shingle machine
 A ec1ured Mississippi Legislator, lately proposed . bill to make each member of tke legislature, present and future, a bona Gds aftoEney and counsellor at law. His Faa@nninw was correct; ssFor, said he. 'sif we know enough to make de laws, why d0nf we practice um?" Sure enough, why noas
 A citizen of East Lyme, feeling an un- usual senstion m his head a few days MEnee. procured fine toothead comb and upon examintiOn found quite a quantity of hay seed in a sprOuted condition. He's bound to be a granger.
 While youthful couple were being joined in wedlock in a justices court re- gently, the damsel rather astonished a number of spectators by suddenly break ing out with: ''I want to know whether we are tO keep house or board before eo- ing into this being?" The judge ruled the question out of order, and the ccre- mony proceeded. ...s 4 young man who was married in Det- not six months ago has joined in tho dis cussion of the question of family econ- Omy, but his little contribution is far trom satisfactory. ''1 do not" he say, understand how it as. I used to figure it out as I sat with my arm around Julia's waist on Sunday nights, and all it would then cost to live would be S2-z5 a week; and now spend $l5 week and am hun gry half the time.
 At Mell-know Roman Catholic church in Liverpool, lately, it had been arranged by tho choir to perform Haydn's Mass No, l, but. owing to some unforeseen occnr renee, Haydn's Service No. 4 was substi- tuted. Aftegwards the blower of the or gan. who has held the situation for many years, remarked to one of the singers; '1 say, Miss, that there service went very bad. didnfit2 They never told me that they were going to sing Haydn No. 4, and was blowing Haydn No.-I all the time" "