The weekly Louisianian., 1874-06-27
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Then the night wore ON and ve knew tn
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That the end ot.it a]l was nigh: .,.;.
Three doctors they had from the very first
And what could one do but die? -.
20, wiliam,' she cried, -s'strew no blossom
offspring; :..t,: &C.,.
For the new apparatus might rust;
But say that q handful Of shavings you'll
3: bring, -: r
And inger to see nae combust.
80 promise me, love, by the fre-hole vou'l
watch, l...
And when mourners and stokers convene
You viii Zee that they light'me some solonn
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And warn them against kerosene.
ut would cheer me to know ere these rude
breezes watt ,.,.. :. =
My essence far to the pole,
That one whom I love will look to the
draught, :.
And have fond eye on tho coal. .,..
ssrhen promise me, love'-and her voice
gina. fainter grew :. -.
t'While this body Of mine calc'dss,
You will stand just as near as you can to the
l.. ;.6ue,. - ' Z
And gaze while my gases arise.
aFor THOMPSON Henry-has found out
(Of his process you've surely heard tell)
And you burn like parlor match gently
away,
Nor even offend by a smell.
$50 none Of the dainty need sniff in disdain
When my carbon floats up to the sky;
Aud am sure, love, that you will never
complain, -...-
Though an ash should blow into your eye.
"Now promise me: love"-and she muir
:: mured low
tWhen the calcincation is o'or,
You viii sit by my grave in the twilight
glow 49,: -...i
Imean by my furnace door. ,-> .-.-~,-.~.~. .~.
eyes, promise me, love, while the seasons
revolve
On their noise!ess axles, the years,
You will visit the kiln where you saw me
sresolve,'
And leach my pale ashes with tears. =
A German Jew was eating a pork
chop in a thunderstorm. On hear
ing an unusually loud clap, he laid
down his knife and fork and OBJ
served: .'"Vell, did any poty efer
hear such fuss about a little bice
Of pork2" = -,r f., i
i. Medical students are warned not
d ask a certain Western minister
tor them. He has his text: ready.
TN his diseases Asa sought not to
The Lord, bpt to the physicians. i
And Asa slept with his fathers"
After a,e1sra years s. 1u99 reaecktion:
have. come to the konklusion that
he three most! diRkult things in
life are--1st. Carrin' an arm-full Nv
i've eels:up o. steep hill without
,pillin' an eel; I'd. Aktin as a re-
Eeree at d dog fight without getting
mad I'D. Edith a newspaper.
A few days ago a hungry: party
'at down at the Widespread supper
able Of a Sound. steamer, upon
which one of the dishes contained a
;rout Of moderate size. A serious
ooking individual drew the dish
oward me-" His next neighbor,
IN Irish gentleman, Immediately
Inserted his fork into the fish and
transferred it to his own plate, re-
marking; s Sir, do you suppose
,obody has a sowl to be saved but
ioursehep - ,--:77s,- g. :: >~
Three colored men who bought a
arm Of 200 acres in Tennessee,
hree:years ago, for $4,000, have
ust finished paying for it. Their
inlylcspital was FIVE mules, and they. |
lid all The work themselves, :@'..5
An, eccentric :, character, Robert |
accapley, who died Of old age at
!armington,' H., on the 10th, was
for never cutting his
oe nails, which attained: an enor-
aous length. s>sa: s;-.i s-'-it.
Scott County, Mimi, has the
nost extensive manufactory Of Linn
'erger cheese in the country. This
ind Of cheese is raid to be-: ripe"
7hena piece the size Of a walnut
vill drive a dog out of . lanyard.
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