The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1874-03-19
I 10 Az.
<-A Circuit Court-The LONGEST wy
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hume from stoFingTschool. =
Gen: Sheridan never had I. eook s.oy,
usn'd sttef HIM ussll tsss ys.s.
--7"rhs - The biggest hing q, 81, n..l sum
nsr viii b. the ePriss.-Dss1s'y Nssas..k.
There il one esrd In euchre pack
which hss never te<u turned up trump I,
u the loft bower. = - J. ~ D.. ~ !:
. The phrase .'ao wsst'' Is 10 81 found
ID the Bible where Ruth ;s.ys, "whsre thou
60 west;I will Co." &; T." -
"A Chicago clergyman preached : SER
mon in . billiard saloon list Sunday. He
made nineteen points. =; .>.I :. -
! o-P7oko Proctor has I, 20. to ch,s.ro. , =
rbiGjs atoe fsrtbsst he can get from tie
Abedes Of the :besssnly plansts.-Bossos
fets r.; ms :.:v -.t~..: =. = -:
"A Brooklyn nan Who ct down to
mediate in bis svsethsart's lsp. had 90.
c.sion to caution her shout looping up her
skirts with pins.
-"Tom, Why Is your head Ike ALASKA Z"
asked vsg Of . fas. bAldhssdsd friend.
Il give 1t up said Tom. ..Bessuss lis
big white bear plaee."
Among the conditions Of sale" by an
Irish auctioneer vas tho following: s.Ths
highest bidder to 30 tho purchaser, i unless
some gentleman bids more" a q.
"A Detroit paper. notisg tho fact that .
man lstely dropped dead while eombisr his
hair, says, ".nd ye. there sre people who
will persist in the dangerous h.bit" -,
-'What is hsaven's best gift To man p
asked young lady on Essex strest, Sun
day night. smiling svsstly on . plssssat-
looking clerk. "a: hoes," replied h..
young man, With great prudeaoe.-Das-,
bury Neos, '.' - '"--'
We trnst the ladies Who have carried
the temperance war into Canada x1n ssys
. f*w bottles Of Canads vhisty from the
general wreck, to b used in case or siek-
ness; for. really we esn't ind such WHISKY:
eveey dsy.-Coaw;e- Jovsas. = iSGcas =
The Savannah Nsps ssysa negro was
turied aIivesias well af Batter recently:
His friends dug dsxn TO- him in iabont four
hours, and found him alils and wall <Hs.
said thas he never wanted 70 snesss 20 bad
in his life, but he vas afraid he would jar
down some moro dirt.
-Tne National Baptist gives the follow
ing as the epitsph on The grave Of an emf
oent Baptist divine ana IN especial au-
'hority in casuis ~. tho Rev. Levi Oobbs,
d. D.: .
put away the stsel.bowed glaess
That the Doctor used II wear;
He no longer needs their aais-s - -'..
tsuce, he's climbed ths golden stairn
North Adsus has tailor long known
for bis keen, pungen. Wit. Not long since
we'll known clergyman called 1t his shop
With pair Of psnraloons, and asked him
IT they could be repaired. Tho knight of
'he sheers unrolled them, held them up il
the most srtistic manner. carefully exam
'oed them. and replied. ''Yes. yes; the
k'aees are the best par, CT them" The rev.
srend gentleman saw the JOKE, smiled
ol"ndly and gracefully bowed = imself
out
Justice Brooks OF V.eksburg, Miss.,
alter ordering provision dealer to refund
the money paid by customer for meat
unit to b., used ss food, said to him, ''You
hsve been guilty Of crime which en-.
dangers the lives of your fellow beings.
That neat, sir, would kill any man, and
know it., and yoa kaowi.. Now, sir, it
is ordered b! this court th- al this meat
before US, and all similar meat in your
possession, be forfeited by you and that
! It De sent TO tue vuuury puur= house,