Knoxville weekly chronicle. [volume] (Knoxville, Tenn.) 1870-1875, 1874-11-04

r'tr a"oH Agcn and the German
taller.

r't, aoos Agcn and the German
tailor.
r. VA tan aud solemn, end dipni.
.t Ou- Nou d nave To, ught him q
..u.. -a,n u., un hi- way to make Il
.r ur huanrv; buj he wasn't,
..'. o.. r'ou4h, be wasn'G He
.- . 200 a.ruf. H. wOie u linen
......, 4tI hH b.Ow was fuTroHed
3D.. DO mary raI,-iuCs, ~ &c he had
u. 10 O. la,u 90 tumil- out Of bsd
d. cly Hutr u'Ent of his life 20 dose u
s.n. cu lI Ue called mo u tailor shop
go E'u.uIpn sItet, removed his hal,
l"uK h1~ " Lltts nf Eminent Philoso-
p'cr~' llon hs canlhrlc az, Il, d ap-
,Iuu. u. IS hr InIlor with: "I'dlke TO
ut.. 40 10 k a. hts rar. work -
z usl nu time" replied the tailor.
i- rs "uIk which every thinking
wau -u.uit dcll-u. 10 pcruse," CON
luurt ire agent.
"HU?' said the tai'O-.
" l,s. Z H. q wurK on which a great
Of, al Of deep Thought las Ueen expend-
cd, -nu pronounced 10y such men as
WeudtN Pm lips % be work without
t oval Do modern llleratureS'
'MaRr- amy body laugh when he ices
u?' asked the ta.l,r.
No, my friend, this is u deep, prt
found WO,k, a. have already said
IL deals with such charact, RI Is
ru,OrrJu-, = rratps, and Plato, and
Il dpu Wuidu Emer~nn. If you desire
a work un whirh the most eminent
author of our day has eptht years of
study and research 5 on eau find moth
Ing 10 compare with This T"
ID "s ~ Hpneak abuuL how 10 giCRu
cl"zrE' anGiOusly nsEed tho man oil
the guts.
o. My friend, this is no recpipt book,
hul AN vmluent Work on phS lDsOphy,
a | have tuId YOU. Years were con-
suuyd IN preparing this volume for
the press, ana none bu5 The ClpaTest
mind Cuuld have grs~ped th" subjects
hrrrin discussed. Ii you desire food
for deep meditation you have it
hCr,."
DOES di- pook say sumdjng about
DER P,ussiam war ?" asked the tailor rs
he hu aded his needle.
My tigud, thisi> mt an everyday
bouE, but wuik on phIlosophy-a
work whlgh VIII spOn be- IN the hands
uf every profound thinkerin the couu-
ny. What Is NE art OF philosophy 81?
VWs book t. l5 YOU. Who were and
" Jaw q. wa ''aAI NO y 'hfA 4 "a - W
thrse pages tir reply. Az I said be-
fnrr, l dOu'l see how you eau do with
uut &c."
Und be ion'. hat auydings about
some fun, ch ?' inquired me tailor, SIS
the book was held out 10 hun,
90 My trirnd, must ! again inform
y"u that this i not an ephelneral WORK
hot Il COLLECTION % naus,Ous trash
but "A rate, deep work GA philosophy.
Here, Hee the name 81 ihs author.
Thai name alone, Sir, should be proof
enough 10 your mind that the work
Canuut be SURPASSED for profundlty OF
thought. Why, SIR, Gerrii Smith
tcstiNes 10 the greatness Of this vol
uInrl"
- not knoows M. Schmidt
make no 81 2s nit him, returned the
tailor, in doubling voice.
Then you will let me leave your
place without having occurred your
name % this volume! cannot be
Iisve il! Behold what research
rurn those leaves and See these gems
Of richest thought! An! if We only
had such minds and could WELD such
Il pen! But we can read, and in
measure we can be like him. Every
family -hOGli have this noble work.
Let the pua your name down; the
book ia only Sl2."
Twelve dollar for der poOk
Hweiye q liar, und he has holdings
ub0V, der war, und no fun in him, or
say uOtdiug- how to CLEAN cln8e!
Wha, you take me for, mister? Go
right away mi. dat pook or l call der
,bolicc aud haf you locked up pOoty
quick !-DCtrot Free Pres.