Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1874-07-09
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ALI OOWTOs
"Crusade sirup," In soda, is much
called for In certain Western towns.
Hereafter at st. Louis the Fourth of
July will be known as "Big Bridge
Day"
1t 10 said that those lowe grasshop-
pers wink at Paris green and smile at
hot water.
One of Boston's clergymen describes
tho place of final torment az the place
of sseternal uneasiness."
Bismarcks daughter carefully col
Iects all caricatures Of him, and the
Prince enjoys them hugely.
Josh Billings says, "Success don't
konsist In never making blunders, but
In never making the same ono the sec.
ond time"
"Thou rainest In this bosom" a. the
chap said when Z basin Of water was
thrown over him by the lady he was
serenading.
A Boston thief went all through q
house and stole nothing but Q towel.
1t Was sad "wipe" on the fAmily--a
Grabbing blow.
"Change cars I" IL what city boot
black said 70 . countryman the other
day, when be had flashed blsckina
one Of his brogans.
Ladies. without distinction OF sex. =
are invited TO MACS meeting IN Dub.
lin with generosity characteristic OF
the noble Hfbernian.
Last month eighty-four and hall
per cent. Of "Old Probabilities pre.
dictions were we'll verified, and the
percentage continues 70 increase.
Another American girl has created
Q sensation abroad. This time IA
Italy. She wiped Prince over the
eye with her psrasol and blacksd it,
the eye.
Just - the minister ives immersing
colored convert near Bangor, lately,
the choir broke ont:
"1Ae nssning light 10 brsakins.
Tue 0ekne0 aasppeoks."
The last freak Of the 10th century
10 the proposition to erect . monu.
ment to the memory Of James Fiske.
The bust Of Jeeie Mansfield should b
on one side OF It.
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NatuIo y Wonue!Iuny Provlaent %
cd that bald heads irs The natural aka.
ting parks and croquet grounds OF
flies and mosquitoes.
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| a ereennoIn sat . long time very
attenuve, mnslng upon 2 cane.bottom
cnalt. AZ len4sa ne slds - wonde!
wnst IelloW took tne srouDle 20 nnd
~ tnem g noles and put straw
| 49, An item lucs gong the rounds aDoul
na5i,es beecncr stowe ana hsr nus
Uanu Ecsns tne numof1sse solemn
ststemens toas Wnen man commences
mat!imonisl life - . lieutenant In hi
family he never gets promoted.
A nice place for . picnic: Summit
station, California, Is still surrounded
by I'VE or ak feet of snow on "a
average, and In places the drifts can
be sounded 70 depth Of thirty feel
without reaching terra firma.
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and ssss.6 81 NJ , n.cs,.s.. IN. a. Mi,
can civilization, went through th,
streets OF SAM raucisco crylns. aHoop.
10, hoop.lal Ne all same g Nehesr
man. Hair cut short and drunk Nkl
hell = &
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s s Ca..ens y -. Eysn a., Ina.' -.
a nysUss.si"S ,os 49,. sIc Hmoes u ~
SHUu :. " Wnicn ~ nowoG "
into canes to be cold to procure fund,
to erect q monument In honor Of hia
mother.
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ae1 ,.clnctSs IN :.
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to Coneress.
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p.n O.s ssSsPos
Time was when Brigham Young
was won't TO ae:csne eloquent,y on the
saniulness o. pug oresses. Now ~
~ 8 csfa 10 sns eait LAke nswspaperl
teilinf tne eaeters VINO wisn 70 raiSs
six mat % nae forty ounces o. all
/ worm eg90 ana any QUANTITY OF muI.