The Somerset press. [volume] (Somerset, Ohio) 1873-1977, 1874-07-24
General Items.

using.
TO find how hollow the world is join
4 choir.
You can go around the world for one
thousand dollars.
One drop of salt butter relieves the
ear ache very soon.
The articles most commonly sold at
fancy fairs is the visitor.
The greatest secret ol having clean
white linen is through rinsing.
The season Of sleeping on window
sills and rolling od'is here.
Clipping dogs cars and tails is q
scHseles mutilation.
Flour is said to be nn excellent extin-
guisher for the fame Of burning kero-
some oil.
One or two geranium leaves, bruised
bound upon a cut or abrasion, wall heal
it at once.
"All right old sliilet legs," said
Kansas lawyer to a judge who fined him
for contempt.
"Bob, how is your sweet heart getting
along?" "Pretty we'll guess, she says I
needn't call any more"
Young men are 80 scarce in Mem
phis that one is considered enough to
take care Of fourteen oirl at a picnic.
A South Carolina conn recently re-
fused to elect man rameI Giles sheriff
because he had stolen hog
Love Of justice, in the generality Of
men, is only the fear Of suffering from
injustice.
A boy named Ackler, II years old, is
accused of having poisoned his mother
and father, in Herkimer county, New
York.
It is said that two extensive asylums
for the priests baRished from Germany
will shortly be erected. One Of them
is to be located in England and the 9th
er in this country.
A five hundred dollar property quail
fcation is now spoken Of in Connecticut
as one of the conditions on which wo-
men shall be allowed to vote.
One-haIf teaspoonful Of salt in four
teaspoonfuls Of water will regulate dis
ordered stomach; to be repeated two or
three mornings, before breakfast.
\ correspondent OF the Chicago Times
says that NJ. l.. Sullivant, the great
Ford county farmer, has n single field Of
10000 acres that will produce over ono
million bushels Of corn this year.
1t is said that plaster made Of fresh
Stacked lime and fresh tar is sure cure
for Il cancer, which, with nll its roots
will soon come out.
A single drop Of the scauipede chlo-
ride Of iron put on corn 5ttween the
toes, once a day, with cimel's hair
brush, will effect marvel Is cure.
The fact was recently disclosed that
S25 was sufficient to 5ribc a New Hamp-
shire legislator in favcr Of a ilroad
bill. The market mast be Fat, when
statesmen can be be ufht for $50 doz-
en-.
A man in easy ci-eun tances in Ben
ton, Vermont, the oth,r day hanged
himself because he had been sued for
500. He left note saying he was per
fectly sane, but that ifhe had got so low
that his name was not god for twenty
nine dollars, he had no desire to exist
any longer.
Set one qnart Of wi;ti N h ve,
put into it a piece Of rai tie ia + "a
walnut. The healing { go wu,el will
add peculiar property TO the atmos-
phere of the room, which will give great
relief to persons troubled with cough.
The same rosin will do for several
weeks.
"Who's there?" said Jinkihs, one cold
winter night, disturbed in his repose by
some one knocking at the street door
"a friend" was the answer. "What do
YOU want?" "Want to stay here all
night" "Queer taste ain't it2 But
stay there by all means" was the benev-
olent reply.
Mrs. d. A. Danforth, Of Elkhart, In
diana, is one of the fortunate heirs Of
the estate of Henry Mar the well-lnown
millionaire of Scotland. The snug lit
tie sum of 1920, ,0OO,0 600 will be shared
) by twenty-six heirs, among whom il
also Prof. J. VI. Macallister, tho "Wiz
ard Of the World"