The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1874-11-06

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Don't imagine that everything is weak
euing. But.-r is strong IN this market.
Don't publish, yOuT ac;s OF charity. HE
LORD win keep an your accounts straight.
Don't l.-ecr where your love lies Sdrearn-
iur." wake Lei up aud tell her to get
bie,;Efast.
Don't turn IN ynur nose at light things.
Thin, cf bread and taxation.
Don't Insult poor man. Ills muscles
may be well developed.
Don't uui pu airs IN your new clothes.
RemCmber that your tailor is suffering.
Don't ssaud siin and point the way 20
heaven. Spiritual guide boards save out
few sinners.
JOSH BILLINCsTS,Ts.- ung man, for
heavens sake GO slu. if yu tgF buaLh ends
of yuIe sider ha1cH ut once and draw
ont ov the burg hu|" hcsides yure slider
air't a going 20 hold out always.
The most agreeable takers are thozc
who kan iuatrrlkt us without seeming to
kno it Themselves ; no man really luvs to
be talked into ennything.
The most bigpted and SupirS;ishus p'o-
pie hav ever met hay been distcleaveTs IN
the Bible.
The most diniilult persons tp beat in an
argument are thnze who In" the least.
Mi idea ov n ttuc gentleman IL one who
il stricliy honest and kind aud wh" All
was haz on ilcgr clothes, aud don I chew
plug terhacker.
If vUu are going To Civ man enythin-.
Civ il t. him So hc kant tell WHARF II cum
from. don't make him git down on hiZ
knee aud kreep up - yrI
A good reputdShun kant be bought nor
inherited, nur strtuti, d Intu It il the per
souai labor Of g life tine, aud amt fully
ours. until we hay been dcd and buried a
fu years.
Emplovment is The ab,olut necessity Nv
our natUrs. The 'uau Who kan !lv III Iole-
ness aud keep happy and yiI'u"t'~, haz got
10 more Utiiu,ik value in him than IA tiJd-
stool t1z.
The most life like ilu-trashuu of gravity
lever saw waz an owl, stuffed and set ny
III a sho window. | Thought M i e.1zcd
upon tie MYSTERIOUS cuSs, that would give
% cents 10 kuo what nc vas thinking
about.
The golden ,ule IL the OILY one kan
thini; wv just now that haz no eXcepshuns
20 il.
\ pho0I IL 10 company for himself or for
any one else.
Mankind iuys to be cheated if they
kant cit any enc else to do it for them they
will q, it for themselves.
\ t,re r~i. r1 is one while he CNtols our
yirtews amt afraid to remind us Of our
vices.
Living from haud 10 mouth IL the most
reckless ray .l the world to- liz It cuku,u-
ages i,lieress, begins eNtraviGeuce and
ends ia poverty.
The inquiztivc man is like the yung
spaniel, be hunts just az sharp for things
WHARF they ain ~ wl.aie they am.
A VIarrNyT W!YE-Pitmau' ; woodpilc
has suffered a good deal lately from the
ravares Of thieves. % the old gentleman,
the o:her day, iUI,ied his gun with coarse
salt and expressed his determination to
lombard the tirst man Tho should be OBJ
served - haunt the timber. On WeGnes-
d0y r,l.u ing he lad to attend court. and as
hc did not expect 10 reach home until late
iu Tie evening. Mrs. Putnam felt it hcrduty
to keep ~ eve uu fi. voudpi!e. But Pi.-
mau returned e boat dusk, and aS hc valh ed
up thc yaii ne though. &c insight rs wc!i
carry g.. enu--. wood tJ last all night. He
had just .@c-d tire t'ui;h stick upon his
ann when @u CxUi,~iuu occurred. and the
sar7e instant Lc felt as it a million red hot
dIruiuS needles were dancing MP and down
his legs. lie had heard from Mrs. i'itmau.
He yelled wish pain. AMI dropping the
wood. most of ~ rUnr his toes. he tell 40 the
ground. Just as he did 50 he saw Mis- Pit
man standing iu thu &itchcn doorway with
his figCorm ~ ''laIade rest. and cVutesn-
FlatIug her victory aud Ecr victim with
serenity. ftWaI'> first Thought was that
she had Suddes'y hrcr animated Ivy an in
sane but Iudic!uuS dysiic tu !ralTe urun his
life insurance gciicy. iiut when he scream
ed TO her, she dIopi cd her artillery and flew
To- the scene with expressions of alarm AID
grief at the discovery that she bad ueIaur-
ated Pitman. She called the servant gill.
and as they carried him into the house. She
explained that Shc UiStuutl him for q thief.
and then she arro ;ized. FitIunn said it
was all verv we'll To- Apologies, but hat
good was that 10 a man with two quarts Of
salt and haif = pound uf guuwads ~ his
legs. Mrs ptTlu insisted that he oughtu' :
IN mind little SAT-, ir would do him good.
She urged that salt was better than any
thing else for preserving urat. and that his
legs would probably be alive and well aud
prancinL around he universe when the rest
of him was dead and spelled. That made
him mad, and after splitting mp his gun
with the axe, lac went 10 bed, and he hasn'
spoken to Mrs. P;.maa since; but he has
limited gloomjly 10 the doc.er that if di-
vorce can be had, lie vi llobtain une.-Eac
ddeler.
THE boat had Just arrived, and the land
ing was as usual crowded with cabmer.
porters, loafers, etc. When the passengers
commenced landing, colored porter step
ped up to a country looking chap, sasing {:
''Carry your baggage, sir?''
''No, | amt got any baggage"
The po Tter looked at him a minute then
very cooly stopped down, and taking hold
of his foot, said, with air of astonish-
ment
why, massa, that's one of your feet,
amt it Hang me if didn't think it was
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