The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1874-02-20
SINGLE SHOTS.


A little girl in Des Moines wants to
know why there are no he dolls. Sure
enough, why nots
jenkins thinks from the quantity Of
buglcs the ladies wear on their dresses
that the panic has blown over.
The ComierJomnai is the average
Kentuckian's idea of the Bible-the
Blue Grass Regions, his idea Of happy
hereafter.
A cynical old bachelor says, giving the
ballot to women won't amount to much,
because they'll say they amt old enough
to vote until they are too old to take any
interest in politics.
"Well, Bridget, il engage you, |
shall want you to stay at home whenever
I wish to go out" "Well ma'am have
no objections, providin' you 40 the same
when 1 wish to 60 out"
That obnoxious battle-fag resolution
censuring Hon. Charles Sumner, Of
which Massachusetts, has been ashamed
ever since her Legislature passed it two
years ago, has been wiped of the record.
The old couplet Of Martin Luther,
"who loves not Woman. Wine and Song
Has been fool his whole life long,"
has been changed in Ohio to:
When women with their Songs combine
Lord help the folks who trade in wine.
Dio Lewis told Cincinnati reporter
the other day that Boston has an army
of tipplers and drunkards far larger
than that OF the foamerci, and that the
"Hub" is "whited sepulchrc," full Of
corruption and sinful refreshments.
Two or three Americans who have re-
ceivcd the Gross of st. Mauric' from
the King of Italy will be pleased to hear
that Victor Emanuel's fayorite Jest is
that "there are two things he never re-
fuses to any mana cigar and Gross Of
st. Maurice
Persons who advise Mississippi plant
tiers to raise hogs, says the Viehsburger,
should remember that they cannot com
pete with darkies in this respect. While
it takes a man. whole year to raise a
hog, his black brother can raise one very
efIectually in single night.
To wash hair brushes, never use soap.
Take piece Of soda, dissolve it in warm
water, stand the brush in il making sure
that the water only covers the bristles.
1t will almost instantly become white
and clean. Place it in the air to dry,
with the bristles downward, and it will
be as new brush.
In many of the Odd Fellow Lodges
throughout the country can be seen the
photograph of one Edwin Lyle, who was
posted by Cuyahugo Lodge of Ohio, as
a defaulter. We observe that Lyle has
sued that Lodge for libel, and the SUI
preme Court of Cleveland, Ohio, on the
10th inst, returned verdict of $40, 600
damages in his favor.
Mr.. Speaker McCrcery is mentioned
as candidate for Governor. But he
has one terrible drawback to contend
against. Our Representative, Major
Wright, is troubled in the same way.
These two gentlemen are, in our opinion,
among the ablest of the rising politicians
of the State, and We wirl them in time.
No man ever succeeded in politics in the
West who took excessive pains with hi
dress in the first part of his career. 1t is
well to be neat, but that must be the
line. Too much care about hair and
haberlashery is fatal to hopes of popular
preferment in this latitude.-Lou. Com.
The following resolutions were adopted
at recent meeting of the Danvillo
Grange:
Resolrod, That we. the members Of
Danville Grange, No. 1872. Patrons Of
Husbandry. agree to purchase agricul
tural implements only of such dealers
and manufacturers rs will sell to us al
regular wholes ile prices.
Resolved, That We invite sister Grange
to join US in the movement and publish
their action on the same.
Resoired, That this Grange will Away
give preference to home manufactures
il they will sell on as reasonable terms a
those abroad.
Rcsoiced, That copy Of these resolu
tons he sent 10 the Danville Advocate anC
INTERIOR Journal for publication. AMI
request all papers well disposed to thu
Farmers 10 pnbli,h the same.
&. 7, WORrllINGTON, w. w.
JONI MErcALF, See.
J Ezlz, Na.usuRk