The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-05-14


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aa railroad. as8 she Hkos 81
feg mss#a "ts i 80 pleasant aid soei.
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fbs esfE ferry tine 6sr psss pro ard ooa
before be- HaagWt
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fbaaH n- AA. lrtla8d aBd ab--Affles
t.ai gaef-ah. kEow bow 70 dsmoafs-
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"A goaag wife who found Der hHs-
taaa Hs#f fess over aad iosod him bone
Hg zee esr, fgrie.tsd Der calm 10 salvage
is aHna b'm worthless scamp.
"A 5aur oaea sald, Il li please yoof
so=af. an dssi ID on. ear. Thea itavs
els sand replied ghe Judge, iaror must
tesroa both sides"
"A Georgia negro who bet $40 thal
ssa. Wathiagtou commanded the Fed.
sfsa So Bgltiluu handed the money With
ate faasfk, Ns. de ytfe history bust.
usas be a.l mixed gp Enyway"
"A l43g 81 Washington county New
tmE, m3t6er of q large family of
al3fou. and they ste 81 rather diminu.
Htn A few Days after ihe birth Of the
youngest @ lIule Niece 81 the lady called
200 see tbe baby hner looking At the
flmg areeImeu few minutes, the little
gir' sa.d. Agat Mada, d0uI you think
e. wDud he better 10 have less Of EN-,
Sud have em bigger.
Can yon telI lbe, Bi,i. how Il IL thai
rooster aiwa,s Keeps hi feathers sleek
and tmoglhl NJ, said Bill. Well, he
aiwaYz carries bis comb with hin.
oh! said poor suii rer to = dentist,
that's tbo seeoud wrong tooth you've
pulled out Very sorry, sir, said the
laundering OPERATOR bat there were
ouly three wben / began; lam surs to
hN i&bA lie next ltAie.
"A dye year old miss was overheard
By her mother the other day, taking to
her dolls Now Alice Maud, you be good
aud you'Il be happy buf, with peculiar
Infection, you won't have 50 good time.
The Congrcgationallst explains what
70 means by lgmning.bug pis,y bright
while IL lasts, bur cold and soou out,
re waya an which many poor fsl-
lt has been carried away Is the wave Of
adged cautbgie Handkerchief
"A Massachusetts, farmer says; Ny
cattle will follow we until leave the lot,
and 90 the way up 70 the barn.yard ia
the evening stop and csu for lock OF
hag.
SmithsDu ssys there Is nothing at sll
remarkable 10 That. He went into barn
yard 10 the country one day last week,
where be had not the slightest acauaint-
uBce with the cattle, aud the old bull nor
cujy followed him til he lef the lot, but
took the gate oil the hinges aud raced
with him to the house Ia the most familiar
manner possible. Smithson says he has
mo doubt that the old fellow would have
called for something II he had waited II
jitie while, bot he didn't want to keep
iha folks waiting dinner, 50 he hung one
tail Of his coat and : piece OF his pants
an the b0fs horns and went into the
boueg.
A good lille boy out west undertook
20 como George Washington on bis
mother Ia thIs way: lie cut OF the cats
head with traditional Ratchet, and then
bid The defunct feline ia the meal barrel,
When the old lady went for meal to make
the hoe cake for the frugal morning re-
past size discovered that cat and inter
viewed her little son. lie said: did II
mother, with my little Ratchet, but
l'l be whizzed II can tell the whole
truth about this affair. Now most mothers
would have kissed that brave, truthful
lad on his noble brow aud kept right on
using the meal out Of that barrel just the
same, but this one didnt. Sho said, come
across ny lap, thy son come across my
lap. lie came, aud for while there rose
cloud Of dust from the seat Of bis
trousers that ,n-clnally hid the son from
view. sBd the old woman now sports
goggles, aud il lavish Ii the u.e Of Petit,
eye salye, That good little boy had pep.
persu lhc seat Of his pants.