The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-03-05
SAYINGS AND DCENGs.

/ reati1e the Ideal, as 70 lQeatl2e the real.
THE color of the wind was discovered
by the man who went out and found it
blew.
To HAVE ideas is to gather. Tothink
is to weave them into garlands.-Bfrac.
StCctchise.
THE wave on which many a poor
fellow has been carried away is the wave
of q lace-edged cambria handkerchief.
/ A eENTnEarAs Of Jackson, Tenn, has,
| preserved in alcohol, a bed-bug which
was caught in a bed that Gen. jackson
slept IN.
/ 1 HAD rather never receive q kindness
than never bestow one. Not to return
a benefit is the greater sin, bat not 10
confer it is the eariier.-Scaeca.
RAILROAD collisions are impossible in
/ Costa Rica, the railroad system Of that
republic being possessed Of bnt one To-
connective.
every newspaper office in North Carolina
One for the editor to go down, as the
caller comes up the other.
De Qu1NoEY somewhere tells an aneo-
dote of a man who. on being threatened
/ with assault by eighteen tailors, cried
eut, q Come on, both Of you.
! WHAT Atta HuENLaeSNt me most IN MS
/ tory, is to read of so few kings who
have abdieated their thrones-not above
q dozen or two at the most i-.Stsrae.
ANAaRAAE-
! II you transpass what ladies' wear-Veii
Twill plSinly show what bad folks are-Ylo.
Again, IL You transpose the same,
You'll see an ancient prophets nsme--Ie'i.
Change it again and Il will show
What sn on earth desire 70 DO Live.
Transpose the letters get once more,
What bad men do you'll then explore-Eyl.
THERE is some virtue in almost every
vice except hypocrisy and even that,
while it is a mockery of virtue, 1t is at
the same time 4 compliment 10 it,
Haslid.
An Aberdeen philosopher has ex-
tracted the following reply from an adj
vanced free-school lad to the query,
" How is the earth divided " By
earthquakes, sir. T"
THOUSANDS Of men who toll ten hours
day for dollar and a half VIII think
seriously Of turning their attention to
music when they read that Nilsson re-
ceived g., 800 in gold last Saturday, in
Boston, for singing about thirty minutes
at a matinee.
A SOUTHERN editor says Of a rival
editor that &c he is inclined to deny tho
crime of being red-headed. Well, you
may call ID auburn. or blonde, or any
thing else, but our impression is that he
would be entitled to the first place IA
any torchhght procession.
THE Indians have got new dodge.
When they are thirsty, which is said to
be quite frequently, they 60 into q
ss sScInapps haben p This always brings
the drink, as the saloon-keeper is bound
70 believe they are Germans
THE WoE1D's MARTYRs.-
They never fan Who die
In great cause the block may soak their
Their heads may sOdden in the suns their
Be strung sils,t e city gates and castle wslls
Bot Htin their spirit walks abroad Though
Flapss. s ana others share as dark doom,
They bat augment the deep aud sweeping
which ovsrpowor all others, and conduct
The world az last TO freedom
"a DISTINGUISHED member Of the
Kentucky Legislature" is reported IN the
Louisville Commercial as having can
didiy acknowledged the corn" Re-
appearing, after an absence from his
seat OF three days, he said T" he had
been sick" What's been the matter
with you ?" he was asked. " Well,
some folks call it nervous chilis others
urpnounee it a kind Of affection Of the
heart but, TO be candid, I cali Il
plain case of oid-fashioned drunk"
FANNY KEMBnE was once telling some
clerical friends a story OF Sir Harry
smith. who commanded troop Of horse
al Waterloo. be knew nothing Of the
fortunes Of the day the duke rode up
with his staff aud said, " Come, air, get
You troop in motion get your troop IN
motion - (which wRy, SIR 2 asked
Sir Harry. As she gave the dukes re-
plv abe rose like tragedy queen, and
with cienebed hand, shouted, For
ward, sir, by God !" Tho eiergymen
were somewhat startled.
THR GrRI, AND THE PHnsosoPHER.--
A. Kate We, tripping up the town,
fNo lssaie 6'or looked prctslSril
Az ssunco shiel e in cap and gown
(Eo unaflsi . 'or looked grittlerl
Aecostsa Kitty In the street,
A. che was going % orcse over
And robbed her OF kiss the ehoatl
gayinqa-ttI am philosopher
"A shs4 aaid Kitty, tluahing red
And gave his cap toss over
atrs Won Oh Tshfl . and oG she spea,
Whiio he bcNalied the ioss-oial-alar4
THEr tell \ story in Colorado Of
foolish young fellow who made pes
that he would lasso grizzly ana bring
him into camp. he msdo the eApetl-
mont and clipped q good moose over
Nh. Grizzly, but the latter sat down
upon his heunches very coolly and COM
nenced hauling IN on the line. In vain
the horse struRRled-the power at the
otber end was Irresistible bus, f0rtu-
natelv. the lariat broke and the rEAh
voung man escaped with his life.
Az Iowa school teacher has been dis
.t,--s.e5 eor the offence Of kissing fe-
male aeeistaut. WhersupOn & local pa
- ino.4free What induoement -
tbers for as4v person 20 exile himself
70 the country districts Of Iowa 70 direct
the Young idea in its musket practice y
be Is q Be denied the ordinary luxuFies
of everyday lifs7 II plasonic e1ef-
else in OSCILLATION occasionally eantos
be eounived AZ, where are the mitigating
cireunetanoes IN the drenry life cf ;
western sshooimaster p We give Il up
AFrER SoRRow.-
4. Il not nov ss Il has been Of yorei
Turn whorcsoe'er / may.
The s2ises s'..1s which I have seen nes can SO
me rainbos comes snd goos.
Ard lovely ie tae rose
Ihs moon doth with delight
I.ocz round her when TIE heavens Afo p-i'i
Waters or starry uitht
Arc beautifni ard far
The aunelsino O. a glorious uiIsAi
Fsst vet know Nhere'eT ] So
that there hath passed away glory ffen mo
earth.
A PArEzr medicine advertisement
avs sffhis article eli cure rheumatism
of nineteen years standing A iaE na
Il goes, fbis is peFfeotly sasislHctorys ous
We want light upou another vleN o. sna
nsster. Suppose n mans rkeumaiieni
b oniy Of three years standing, must be
LET i stand for sixteen years more be-
fore the medicine vii cure isG Or II 70
has stood for twenty years, II there 10
hope OF a remedy2 ? We want - know
about tins. Il i going 70 be very IN
pleasans foE q man 70 endure rhenil..-
/ tism for seventeen OF sifhieen years
/ before hs can take medicine for -
A cRoss-KYED man cast . gloom ofer
a T,et,eit asss.ss- - bv asking enc of
se~e1 Tsen ,na strsneers on the opPo-
j - ~est g. a. be had any chewing to-