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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
Chr Narieita aontnal.
DARWIN OUTCOME.
Rev Cesar Cole's Lecture de Fust
Original Man

Rev Uesar Coles Lecture DE Fust
Original Man.
Breddren and sisters AS dis am
dc fust ob my coase Of lecters, per-
pose to kommence at the berry fust
OBJ de beginning. De fust question
what ssars yu in de face am dis /;
"AVho is yer9 Whar did yer cum
fun at de start ~ Now, Pm gwine
10 discuss dis question on bofe scrip
teral and scientific pints, as appoz'
ed to de late Darwinnium theorem.
We is told dat after de form
bekum void den de good Lord made
all de creeping sings, and den de an
amiles. Well den, what next Dare
must be somebody fur tu make dem
vile beasts behave demselves. Now
ask, was de monkey de man fur de
sitnashun No, my hearers. He
,nout hab throwed coconuts at EN- tn
de cows cum home, and dey wouldn't
have been wuf o cent. so much,
den, fur dat pint.
But Mr.. Darwin says de fizzicles
formashun is de same, and darefore
riginaI man wuz babboon. Now,
rite here, breddren. / takes groun
again Mr.. d., an if you plese, we'll
geht de debble wild fire. Sciunce
agin sciunce. Foller me close now,
breddren, fur dis is q berry tichish
pint. If we is all monkeys, ask in
de name of all dat's rite and reason.
rble, whar il dat tale dat ort to be-
long to bofe do species ! mean,
my sisters, whar is dat longated con-
tinerashun of de spinal veritba OBJ
dc back Observation-Disclosures
sile extenshun OBJ do spinal collam,
what GIBBS de moneky dc power TO
make a suspenshun railroad bridge
ebry time he wants to cross de
creek.
tell yu, mi deer breddren and
sisters, we hasn't got it, we never has
had it, and thank dc Lord, we will
never be boddered wild it. But !
must be breaf. Hopin dat desc re-
mark will hab the effect to mako
You all men and wimmen tink moro
ob yourselves, | will cloze but be-
ford Brudder Boles pass de hat
round, | will make dc nounccment
dat | will deliber mi Ind loctur at
dis place on de comm Sundy on de
berry vitle subjec : "De primcble fust
cause oh de knllered man."
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
DR.. RAILWAYS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

psrs<Ss,y sasseAess eieeanay eoaei with sweet gum
,,,Ss rxslsTs Dnrify cleanse and strengthen. k&a-
Waysf fog ts saFS o. AZ disartes q ne Sezsa.
Hsst ache Gss partcT. cnsslsagsSs, 1naigcStioa Dys
rersia Bsilousness SssscS Fever. isSl12rc- q ~
kaseaS fess ami zis nSrasfcffeniS q tna tsSe- -.
Vt~ccrA Warranted - ff-ci fe-S.tre cure sarslf
vsEssasle containing assgeas ssiHeFaiseT sseseS1
1fe~ coses q RADw.Ny-s FILLS wiZi free the ys-
TAR, frr.l ali tbs shTs lei 3isr1ssS Free IN
~ fssx SOLD 81 iiAu11iSlA
RRAn HFALSE AND TRNkN Sen1 oss -Ssser
W. II fssess-s esfto tteasseas ~ eEseea 80
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
STORY WITH A MORAL.

A pin and a needle being part
ners in work basket, and both be-
ing idle, began to quarrel, as idle
people are almost sure to do.
Il should like TO know" said The
pin. "what you are good for. anc
how you expect to get through The
world without head.
What is the use Of your head, ro
piled the needle rather sharply, i
you have no eyer
What is the use of an eye said Tho
pin, il there is always something II
IN
am always active and can 80
through more work than you eau,
said the needle.
Yes, but you will not live long,
said The pin.
Why not !
Because you always have stitch
in your side.
You arc poor, crooked creature,
said the needle.
And you are so proud that you
cannot bend without breaking your
bOck, said the pin.
I'll pull your head off if you insult
me again.
IN pull your eyes out if you touch
me, Remember your life hangs on
single thread.
While they were thus converting
little girl entered, and while at
tempting to make dress for her
dollie, she very soon broke the eye
Of the needle and threw i. away !;
then she tied her thread around tho
head Of the pin, soon pulled il off
and threw it into the dirt by the
broken needle.
Well, here we are, exclaimed the
needle.
We have nothing 10 quarrel about
now, il seems that misfortune has
brought us to our senses, said the
pin.
It is pity that we have not come
10 them sooner said the needle
How much we resemble human be
ings, who quarrel about their bless
ings till they lose them, and, never
find out tina, they are brothers till
they lay down in the dust together,
as we do
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
General Advertisements.
1t Leads to Happiness


It Leads to Happiness
A Boon TO the Whole Race Of Woman 7!
DIR. J. BRADFIELDS
Female Regulate
1t will bring ON the Menses; relieves all pain
at The monthly Period cures Rheumatism
and Neuralgia of Back and Uterus; Leucor
rhea or Whites" and partial Prolapsus uteri;
check excessive flow, and correct all Irregular
les peculiar to ladies.
II will remoye all irritation of Kidneys and
Bladder; relieve Costiveness, purity the Blood
give tone aud strength 10 the whole system,
clear the skin, impartipg rosy hue TO the
cheek, and cheerfuness to the mind.
It is as sure cure in all the above diseases
"a Qunine is in Chills and Fever.
Ladies can cure themselves Of all the above
diseases without revealing their complaints to
any person, which is always mortfyingt to then
pride and modesty.
Ii is recommended by the best physicians and
the clergy:
LAGRANGE, GA. March %, 1870.
Rradfeld g. Co., Atlanta, Ga Dear Sirs:
/ take pleasure in stating that have used tor
the last twenty years the medicine you are
now putting up, known as nr. j. Bradhelds
Female Regulator. and consider 1t the best c"iii-
bination ever gotten together for the diseases
for which it is recommended, l have been Ia
miliar with the prescription both as practl-
toner of medicine and in domestic practice, and
can honestly say that consider it a boon TO
suffering females. and can but hope that every
lady iu our whole land, who may be suffering
in any way peculiar to their SEX may be able
to procure bottle that their sufferings may
not only be relieved but that they may be
stored to health and strength. With my kind-
est regards, l am respectfully,
w. B. FERRILL. MD
NEAR MARIETTA, Ga, March 81. 1870.
Messrs VIM Root Il Son--Oear Sirs -
Some months ago boughta bottle of Brad
fields Female Regulator from you, and have
used it in my family With the utmost satisfac
ton, and have recommended it TO two or three
other families, and they have found it. just what
it is recommended. The females who have
used your Regulator are il perfect health, and
are able to attend 10 then household duties,
and we cordially recommend ii TO the public.
Yours respectfully,
REV. II. Is. JOHNSON.
We could add thousand other certificates;
but we considerthe above amply sufficient proof
of its virtue. All we ask is trial.
For full particulars, history of diseases aud
certificates of its wonderful cures, the reader is
referred to the wrapper.around the bottle.
Manufactured and sold by
BRADFIELD g. Co,
Price 81 so Atlanta, Ga
EB Sold by VIM. Root and Haley & Co.
Marietta; Ga. teb27-ly.
pocroN I, pIsu,
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
MILL GEARING FOR SALE.

Aeouplete set Of Mil Gearing for sash Saw
Mil, Mandrel and Saws for Lathes and Pal
ipgs. VIII be sold al one-tIird value
AYy Tn THIeDSFFCE,
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
WTTEEE.9
Iron Foundry,

One and halt miles from Marietta on the Nos
well Road is prepared TO make all Kinds OF
Girls, Min Machinery, Circular Saw mills Run
nins Gear for water OF horse power of any
size and description as good aad as cheap Is
can lie got In Atlanta or elsewhere Factory
castings Pnllys. hangers, shatting &c
Engine repairs neatly executed plow posuis.
lass e any pattern. Best nssksIg prize paid
Ef Cd csninRa.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
a Word Of Warning.

READER, IN CHANGING OVER THE
different Newspapers, Magazine Almanacs
and even on the stumps, fen'' and on the
house tops, your attention every where d.
rpcted to the scores Of self-styled human bene
factors, and nowhere is this more apparent and
disgusting than in the local notices OF certain
patent medicine vendors in condemning some OF
the most valuable preparations, which they
know to be superior to their own, and hope by
this continued gas-conading to decoy the
simple minded into belief that they swallow
ed The whale instead Of j onah but it is alto.
pether too thin for this country and especially
the climate because the people here, already
know whats what" and when weakness or
general debility and indigestion requires the
lise Of a wholesome Tonic and Restorative they
resort promptly to McCUTCHEON'S CHER
OKEE INDIAN BITTERS" and are never
disappointed in their reasonable expectations.
As vet nothing equal to il ia offered for their ac-
cepfance either in this or any othtI market
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1874-05-22
Boston & Gilbert,

Boston & Gilbert,
NORTH SIDE, PUBLIC SQUARE.
DEGS THE CITIZENS OF MARIETTA
ID and vicinity 10 call and examine their
stock of
FAMILY GROCERIES,
which they are receiving every day, and now
have in store a full supply of Goods, namely;
All grades of Rio and o. &. Java
Coffee.
Roasted Rio Coffee received
weekly.
GAP, 3D." and &C" Sugar.
Crushed and Cut Loaf Sugar.
Granulated and Pulverized Sugar.
Demerara and P. r. Sugar.
Common Molasses.
Best New Orleans Syrups
Flour, of the finest Family" and
'Extra Family" brands
Buck. Wheat Flour.
Big Hominy, Pearl Grits. White
Beans, Cheese.
Country Butter, Gilt Edge"
Goshen Butter. Goldfish,
Mackerel in kits, quarter and halt
barrels. Rice, Lard, &C.,
Hardware, of all kinds, such as
building hardware Cutlery, Iron and
Steel. Lime.
Prime Timothy Hay, kept all
through the winter season.
Again we would respectfully ask and invite
every one to call and examine, price, and sec
for themselves, before purchasing elsewhere
We are aware, that tie best class of Goods
and prices as low as possible. are what is need
ed. We thank our friends who have favored
US, and invite all to give us call.
BOSTON & GILBERT.
Marietta, Dec, 20 1873
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24
body deny that it is the agitation which

body deny that it is the agitation which
has done it-the agitation whether wise
or foolish, whether tasteful or ridiculous 7
There has been plenty Of inconsequence
and sophistry and absurdity. But if the
world is saved by preaching, and all
preaching must be wise to be successful,
what a lost world it would be! Certainly
it is not the folly which has done the
work it has been wrought by the pro-
found consciousness of that misery which
has driven the women in these last
months to pray in the streets, and which
no folly of the prayer could conceal. The
same consciousness, will carry on the work,
now under one form, now under another.
Each like the crusade" or prayer, will
still ask, q" What is the truth 2" But un.
der all the forms the work will continue
public opinion will be stronger /; and only
those who do not believe in human pro-
gress at all will doubt that the power OF
that opinion will be as beneficial in this
movement as it has been in 80 many 9TH
ers.--Harper's Monthly 5teur.l F
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24
1t Don't Paw.

1t don't pay to have fifty working.men
poor and ragged, in order to have one
saloon-keeper dressed in broadcloth and
flush Of money.
1t don't pay to have these fifty working
men live on bone soup and half rations,
in order that one saloon-keeper may
flourish on roast turkey and champagne.
1t don't pay to have the mothers and
children Of twenty families dress in rags.
starved into the sembance of emaciated
scarecrows and live in novels, in order
that the saloon-keeper's wife may dress
in satin and her children grow fat and
hearty and live 10 bay-window parlor.
1t don't pay to have one citizen in the
county Jail because another citizen sells
him liquor. a
1t Cont pay to hang one citizen because
another citizen sold him liquor.
1t don't pay to have ten smart, active
and intelligent boys transformed into hood.
lums and thieves, to enable one man to
lead an easy life by selling them liq-
uor. ....
1t don't pay to give one man, for SIS
quarter, license to sell liquor, and
then spend $4,000 on the trial of Tip
Mclaughlin for buying that liquor, and
then committing murder under lis infu-
ence. t.l4
1t don't pay to have one thousand
homes blasted, ruined, dcfiled and turned
into hells of discord and misery, in order
that one wholesale liquor dealer may
amass large fortune.
1t don't pay to keep six thousand men
in the penitentiarics and prisons and hos
pitfalls, and one thousand in lunatic asy.
lum, at the expense of the honest. indus.
trious taxpayers, in order thar few rich
capitalists may grow richer by the manu-
facture of whiskey.
1t don't pay to permit the existence Of
traffic which only results in crime, pov.
erty, misery and death, and which never
did, never does, never can, and never will
do any good.
1t never pays to do wrong; your sin
will find you out whether others find il
out or not, the sin knows where you arc
and will always keep you posted Of that
fact. II don't pay. .ss.a
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24

A ToUGu SToRY.--A Western exchange
is responsible for the folloSipg: A Won
derful cave has been discovered near Pine
Grove, Cal. Three men named Stokes,
Jameson and Mason explored it for about
mile and quarter. They found cham
bers beautifully decorated with sralacti.cs
and stalagmites, and stream Of water
leaping from the roof into an apparently
.bottomless pit; also hot spring emitting
sulphurous pntfs of steam. In another
chamber the rocks and walls were highly
magnetic. One Of the party who carried
hatchet had it suddenly wrested from
him by magnetic rock near which he
passed, and the combined strength of the
party were unable to detach it. Another,
who had on miners boots, the soles Of
which were filled with nails. could walk
with difficulty, and happening to stepupon
portion of the floor unusually magnetic,
foung himself suddenly affixed thereto
and unable to move. lie was compelled
to leave his boots there.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24
John Quincy Adams.

There was at times such discrepancy
between the language Of MIR. Adams and
the tone in which he uttered his words
that the effect was ludicrous beyond de-
scription. On one occasion an onslaught
was made upon him by several members,
principally from the South. He not only
defended himself with surprising skill and
vigor but delivered such blows in re-
turn that many of his assailants retired
from the conflict staggering under their
ponderous weight. But others mixed in
the struggle and it was long maintained,
the old gentleman never getting worsted
on single point. When excited his
hlghpitched voice would break into a
screech that rang through the hall with a
piercing sound. resembling scream Of an
eagle. "Mr. Speaker" said he, ''mem-
bers may assall my character and dccry
my motives, they may prevent my, lam
guage and misreprescnt my position !;
their assaults do not move me in the least !;
l shall bear them like lamb !" his shrill
voice penetrating every recess in the hall.
Mr.. Adams had no equal in con:rover-
sial debate. lie was so thoroughly armed
and equipped, and his knowledge was SO
extensive and exact, that no question ever
arose that he was not prepared to discuss
in all its'bearings. Naturally aggressive
and as courageous as lion, he never
hesitatod IN attack or defense, and never
fin cbed, even when assailed by any num-
Der of the abest men on the democratic
side. He delighted in raising storm
and was perfectly cool and self possessed
when it ragged with the greatest violence.
He was petulant and irascible. frequently
interrup'ing his assaiants with passion.
ate CALCULATIONS. and retorting their accu-
sations with crushing effect; but he never
.ost his balauce, or failed in repelling the
most damaging assault. In the midst
of the widest excitement and agitation
he would rise to address tho house. The
silence was generally profound He com.
menced iu low tones, bu: spoke with such
distiuctness as to te heard in every part
of the hall. His venerable figure had
the repose of a statue. His large white
head had the smoothness and polish of
marble. 1t was as bald as thar of q new
born infant. As he proceeded he warm
ed with the subject and his high broad
forehead began to changein color. streaks
Of crimson creeping up, one after another,
reminding one of milk white cloud il
lumcd by lightning until the whole sur
face Of the head looked as if tlnged with
blood. When the transformation became
complete, his face suffused aud his eyes
flashing, he seemed to increase in size, his
tones grew louder and more impressive,
his sentences vituperative and denuncia-
tory. we're delivered like round shot, hot
and heavy, and those to whom he APP
piled the lash were always to be commits
Grated. He never forgot an injury. and
rarely forgave those who wantonly assail-
ed him.-Horper's Magazine for June.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24

WATER IN THE HousE.-A prominent
writer -" Let nobody be deferred
from bringing water into the house by any
fears of failure or perplexity. You might
just as well stop the circulation Of blood
in the body because it is subject to de-
rangement, as to refuse the circulation of
water in the house because now and then
pipe overfows and your frescoes are
ruined. Good workmen will prevent any
such accident, but if they cannot, give up
your frescoes; do not give up your life.
blood. When / see the farm.houses, the
dairies, the kitchen, whose only source Of
supply is the well in the yard or the hogs
head at the back door, how life would be
heightened and sweetened if all this heavy
and hard and slow water-bringing could
be supplantcd by turn Of screw, won-
der that we do net manage to introduce it,
somehow, into our marriage contracts.
What an increase of vital force would en-.
sue; what diminished demand for d.
vorce; what Strengthening and upbuild-
ing of the family bond, if the girl should
refuse to marry until there was an inex.
haustible supply of water, at least in the
kitchen A house without water-works
ought to be considered as incomplete as a
house without doors, and as incomplete in
the country as in the city"
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24

Death TO Bues.-The following recipe
for destroying bugs on squash and cucum-
ber vines has been successfully tried for
years. II is certainly, worth a trial !:
Dissolve d teaspoopful Of saltpeter in a
pailful Of water. Put one pint Of this
around each hill, shaping the earth 80 that
it will not separate much. and the thing is
done. Use more saltpcter, it you can af-
ford it. 1t is good for vegetable, but
death to animal life. The bugs burrow in
the earth at night, and fail to arise in the
morning. Its also good to kill the grub
In peach-trees only. use twice as much
saw q quart or two to each tree,,r There
was not yellow or blistered leaf on twelve
or fifteen trees to which it was applied last
season. No danger Of killing vegetables
with it. A concentrated solution, applied
to young beans, makes them grow wonder
fully. $50 sn.s,ei
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24
We want a new Henrade. The her


oine-or, as Charles Lamb would have
mildly corrected US, the sheroline-is q
hen who made herself famous in the Mill
River Flood. She has put out Of joint
tc employ the slang Of the nursery--the
noses of two persons hitherto famous,
Archimedes and the. Hen who insisted ou
laying her daily egg on the best bed id
Mr.. Beecher's farmhouse. Everybody
has heard how Archimedes sat on brood
on his mathematical cohundrums in the
very midst Of the hurly-burly ofSyracusc
siege, and how the hatch and disclose of
his abstraction did prove some danger to
him in the shape of cracked crown. We
would repeat the story of Mr.. Bcechcrs
hen, if the poet preacher had not already
tod it in his own inimitably delightful
way. We believe it originally came in
as an episodc.i in sermon Of his "On the
Perseverance of the Saints" But our
Mill River hen has set larger example
than did this contempsstuous creature,
and in a ncber way. We know few dc.
tails of her history. Biddy, we suppose,
was her name, and America her nation;
Williamsburg was her dwelling-place, and
as the sequel will show, presence Of mind
was her salvation. She had lain seventeen
eggs in a barrel, and having done her ley
ell best in that line, she was setting Oh
them when the mill-dam burst. In spite
of her teeth, the food bore her along with
the awful Nreck--wi,h houses and barns,
trees ard fences, and the bodies of men
and beasts-but this s.eadfast creature
never stirred. She knew that Massachu-
setts expected every hen 10 do her duty.
She was clear grit. So long as her bar
rel kept out water she would be hanged
if she would drown. No one of her
sex ever had such confidence iu hoops.
Sink or SWIM" she cried, "surviye or
perish, | don't give up the ship" What
outsiders were doing were none Of her
business. She was too busy keeping tho
beams oat Of her own eye to look after
the mote in the eyes Of other people.
What thoughts may have passed through
her mind Perhaps she whistled as she
went, for want of thought Who knows?
How her mothers heart must have trem-
bled 4! "What, she cried; 'must 1 lese
all my pretty chickens by that dam ?" 1t
she could have sung no doubt she would
have chucked to herself some ancient lay.
Until the barrel was stove she would deny
herself Of the comfort ofa starve. "Give
me but what that barl.hoop bound, Take
all the rest the sun goes round" Or
something else, appropriate. Our hen
was carried five miles, and at length the
Fates, snubbed and disappointed, bumped
and barrel ashore and left it high and
dry. What did the hen do? Did she
jump out, and crow and cackle over her
ride like man? Did she scratch off
letter to Barnum offering to make show
Of herself? No, she just went on mind
ing her own business, and in due time
hatched out every one Of her seventeen
eggs. Oh, fowl most fair! How meekly
did'st thou bear thy yoke Many hens
have done excellently, but thou e1cellest
them all.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24

arH How TO IMPROVE GONNA correspond.
ent of an agricultural papersays, with re-
gard to the improvement, OF corn,'' Plant
early, on the best ground you have. Plant
but two Kernels TO the hill, or at least let
only that number Of stalks mature! Ma
pure libcrally, cultivate thoroughly. This
treatmen, will give tendency toproduce
two or more ears to the stalk. Again.
plant all such double ears. Continue this
for number Of years, and the result will
be new variety ofcorn, aud very prolific"
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1874-06-24

1.-Two Chicago girls. daughters Of q
respectable physician, have been arrested
for carrying on wholesale confidence
game by collecting money in the uamo Of
a local half orphan asylum. They arc
said to have got $4,000 in little moro
than year, and were only discovered by
mistakenly applying to the same person
twice.