The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1874-08-22

CATECIIUSN
OF THE
Political Radical Church Of Louisiana,
by THE
CARpET-BAG GOVERNOR.

SECTION l.-y Presidents.
Question. What is q President
Answer. Politically, hc is un,lc,
stood to lm the Chief Executive q
the government of tho Unite,
Stntrs.
q. Who il President 7
a. Grant.
q. who is Grant
A. The greatest General Of tit
nge; the creator Ot Governors, nmt
the. .taker of every good and pcrlcc
gift.
q. What il Grant:
a. An unknown quantity in tho
political problem.
| q. Where il Grdntf
.. Gramt in everywhere that hi.
faithful Judges, Ma,sl,al~ and Gov
errors are.
g. What does Grant know
"A Personally, but little; yet, rs
the central figure Of The Adm,nis
tr"tion. he il supposed I" know "I
things, even what the people urcG.
better than they know themselves.
q. What can Grant do!
a. Politically, Il" is almighty
lie d"e,l, whatever he will.
q. How long has Grant existed
\. Personality, about half u cen
tn'y bu' the theory Of whicl, he il
the exponent, has lived always, and
wiIl live forever, for it ~ the theory
"f blind. nnrrasoning force.
q What is 'he character of
Grant
a. plain, bnt blunt man, who
lives for himself, his brothers in-
law aud his useful friends.
q. Is Grant changcablc in his
l~lirys
a. Hts policy changcth not.
q, What is Grants policy!
a. Grant.
@. How has this been shown!
a. In the notable instance where
hc drew his own money ont Of u
breaking hanI. and left the peoples
money in the same institution, to
90 where the wouhbinc ,wi,rth.
e. Will he forgive transgrcSSorS
and duly reward them VIII" turn
from their evil ways aud diligently
serve him =!
A. Yea, they will not only hc for
given, but hc permitted to sit I'm.
'cr the vines and hg trees OF other
people. the owners thereof not dav-
ing to harm, molest or make them
afraid.
q. What will he do to nnrrcnn
st'uctrd men who reject him for Il
third term.
A. lie will cut them Off sudden
~ with im'rrlocutory orders, and
there shall hc none to deliver them
out ot his Mar>lIal'S hands.
q. Is Giant gool
A. tie is good to himself.
q. Is Grant mercitul
\. lie is to the submissive.
q. Is Grant just
A. lie is n>t tor himself.
Il. Is Grant true
A. lie cannot tell 4 lie.
SECTION 3.-Of Gorcrnors. |
Question. What is q modern,
carpet bag Governor
Answer. a plant tool OF the
President. '
q. Arc you n Governor 4!
a. ! write the word after my
name.
q. rs it by virtue Of an election
that You write the word Governor
after your name?
4. | was candidate, though,
ineligible, but was not elected, nor
even legally returned as elected.
and am, consequently, no real Gov
prnor, bat Il first class fraud, com
monty called dc )acto. Beaten at
he ballot box, my creator fashion
rd me in his bullet box.
Q. not u Governor, what are
you'
A. Grant made me what | am,
politically.
9. How did lie make YOU!
A. by midnight interlocutory
order, issued by one of his faithful
!, d2es.
q. Out of what were you thus
made!
A. Cut Of nothing-'lat is, out
If Il United States Senator.
g. Is Il United States Senator
Eligible to the office Of Governor ot
Louisiana
\. Lawfully he is not, but Grant
5 not under the law; he made me
law and against law. lie
simply said: " Be Governor, and ]