The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-08-06

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Tonight.
Ag8t Bella lwho has jasl read aloud
TIE Bafiai ~ Sir John Moore) Now
thsu, which Of toe ysfses DO you ike bessy
1ssk Cwilh slserty) OF know few aud
tHori we're the prayers We said,
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nny uousAud words. Jones says that
when b. came home late The other night,
Ia the space Of hneen minute. his wife
spilled them 81 60 bin, including some
extra ones aud the Ore shovel.
One Of The professors asked a student
10 give him a. example Of a mixed met
spior. The boy confidently spoke out;
When my tongue shall forget her cunning
and my right ego cleaye 10 the roof Of
nay mouth.
Ala social gathering recently, a pom.
pous Individual who was elmpIimented
on Tho p]rofusion Of bis hair, took occa-
sion to mention that when bis mother
died, a, the age Of eighty. five years, she
aad not q bald hair on her head,
"A kiud Missouri husband wheeled his
crippled wife ttree miles, The other day,
that she might c~heerfully gaze upon u
funeral procession. II was the fret which
.bo had bad The pleasure Of seeing for
seven years.
surgeon says be never had tho abil.
ity TO manage a small ehnrch. They are
like those canoes on the Thames, you
must not Sit this WAY or the other, or do
this thing or that thing, lest you should
De upset. lis chYrch Is like q big steam
boat, aud be can walk here or there with
out upsetting II.
It'll Is told Of u man poorly dressed,
that he went 10 church seeking an oppor-
mnity 10 worship. The usher did not
notice him, but seated several well dress-
cd persons who presented themselves,
when finally the man addressed the usher
saying, Can you tell me whose church
this isg Yes, this is Christ's church. Is
he inf was the next question, after which
a seat was not 20 hard TO find.
An Otumwa boy charged a stump
with blasting powder, attached a fuse to
blow II up, and got on the fence 10 see the
faU. lie Isn't collected enough yet to tell
how funny II was, although the citizens
afc collecting bin in different parts OF the
suburbs
John Boil who had been introduced
80 the Emperor o. Russia kept pacing a
steamers deck, cxclaiining Tho Car is
Rrcat' Yes, said a b~yslander, but God is
greater. Oh, to be sure, was Bulls reply,
but then, you know, the Car is young
yet,
No one (saye a hotel keeper can
have any conception Of the profit made
out Of bridal parties at Niagara. Sarah
j. too tull Of love 10 eat, aud Federwick
larIakes spariugiy while embarrassment
prcdominates. Every meal Is merely
hooked Al by the simplctons, while board
~ tho rate OF $40 per day goes right
alorg
The Danhurt man SAYS: One Eng.
iIsh dinuer iH Ibe inexperienced Amcri
eru stomach Nil produce thai nigit- Is
eri..-rNri iipu. tn.ar-, with cst,cn tails
II giapls with Illuminated hralsi / aWfu.
deg, with t@eiye legs, aud II bpw. legged
r%ufitus clm.sl bt a ln. uf p]lralical gaul.
idpwrts, m8uutea on saddles at brrf.
roasted, ANY respectable chemist vii.
]eotrpborste this staten ent,
"A Young woman who was brought
before The Boston poties, alleged Ia de.
ienec Of Ter tc~speuhbi1,y, that the Wa.
acquainted aHb nearly all The lawyers ia
New YORK. She was Instantly commit.
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