Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1874-11-18
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

All Sorts of Paragraphs.
A HEAVEN on earth-The Isle of
Skye. '
A BooTLEss enterprise bare
foot. .-.r. sdt - sss H.
ALBANI Is very properly going to AL
bany. -
The hurricane that lifts house is a
sad blow.
LUccA is talked of for the grand opera
house, Paris
NEVER leave q hat in a passage-un-
less it's a bad one tas,..-..
The British armyis being depleted by
frequent desertions rt
THE size of an elephant is known by
the trunk he keeps.
WHATis everybody doing at the same
time ?-Growlng old.
A DEPRAvED punster says he shall
smoke if he chews too.
To cure deafness man you've
come to pay him money.
MANY person has fallen by strip
ping the light fantastic toe"
ROMAN vases of great beauty have
been unearthed at Norfolk, Eng.
A CALIFORNIA paper tells of hens
egg measuring nine inches by seven.
PUNCH has discovered that the friends
OF the unfortunate live long way off.
THERE are various stations in life,
but the least desirable is a police-sta-
ton. III
WHEN man comes to know that he
don't know everything, he then becomes
wise.
WHEN a soldier throws himself into
the breach he should have breach
loader.
A WISE man keeps his own counsel;
consequently has no jobs for strange
lawyers.
WHAT is it that goes up the hill and
down the hill, and yet never moves
| The road.
The Venetian lagoon is filing up and
navigation becoming more difficult
every year.
WHAT comes once in minute, twice
in moment, and once in a mans Life?
The letter NJ.
PUBLIC spirit Readiness to do any
thing which is likely to prove lucrative.
I-Danbury NeaUs.
BURGLARS are generally great towards,
and every ittleyellow dog is terrier to
evil doors.
| A MoTHER-IN-LAw is not heavenly
body, but she has been known to eclipse
a honeymoon. ri 1877
YOU'VE people are afraid to get mar
ried at Iowa City, for fear of being char
varied to death.
THE crab is the most ungrateful thing
in existence. Hegoes back on everything
on which ne is placed.
WHAT is the use Of talking of this
worlds brightness and sunshine to a
man that has tight boots?
Two lovers hugging each other in a
street car are accented as an instance OF
| a bad case Of open CONN union.
A WOMAN is said to be the best lin
guist in the university of Vermont.
Nothing remarkable about that.
A QUEER thing baker who
kneads much, and yet sells every
thing he kneads himself. -Danbury
NeaUs.
SIBERIAN likes the battle of Lookout
Mountain better on canvas IN New
York than on the hillsides in Tennes-
see.
"SAY a good thing and sit down,
whispered the chairman to long-wlnd-
ed stump orator. ''That's just what
I'm trying to do" said the speaker.
AN impairment fellow wants to know
If you ever sit down to tea where skim
med milk was on the table without be-
ing asked, EDO you take cream?'
SNAe says that one Of our best artists
should show his pictures in Bavaria,
where they most appreciate and under
stand "bier stadt. st. Louis Jour-
nal.
A LITTLE boy couldn't remember the
text exactly, but thought it was some
thing about hawk between two pig
cons. It was, Why halt ye between
two opinions.
NAN is physically as well as meta
physically thing of shreds and patch
es, borrowed unequally from good and
bad ancestors, and misfit from the
Now NOBODY can deny to his fellow
man the luxury of scratching. It is in
cluded in that pursuit of happiness %
for which our Revolutionary Fathers
fought and bled.
SOME one remarked to Mrs. Siddons
that applause was necessary to actors,
as it gave them confidence. "More,"
replied the actress, "itgives us breath.
The Portuguese government is about
to make some very important additions
to its naval power. Not many months
ago the Cortes voted sum of 937O, 900
for the construction of new ships OF
war, and Captain Tesla, distinguished
officer Of the Portuguese navy, was IN,
structed to proceed directly to England
and obtain the fullest information on
the various types of vessels now build ill
ing for the English Admiralty. Inc
government has finally resolved tos 6ulid