The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-07-09
FACTS AND FANCIES.


want would be without invention and
without reason.
A single burst of mirth is worth
whole season full of cries with melan-
choly. Bruycre.
A barber at Portland, Maine, col
lects his pay from customers when he
gets them half shaved.
If every man works at that for
which nature fitted him, the COWS Will
he well tended-Ld FOntatne.
A Nebraska man and his wife hap.
peued to elope on the same night, and
each left note for the other.
-"The child is father to the man"
"Hic." saws Gumfoozleum on bust,
"the shild mush been marrid yer young.
A Maine husband wanted to bet his
wife that she could not whip panther
but she saw the joke and refused to try.
---" Change cars !" is what a city boot
black said to countryman, the other
doy. when he had finished blacking one
of his brogans
--Unbounded patience is necessary to
bear not only with ourselves, put WIN
others, whose various tempers and as
positions are not congenlal to our own
A number of New England furnaces
have recently suspended operations, tne
companies not having orders enough 10
clear out their manufactured supply Oh
pig-iron.
: A Young lady will sail in the next
+ steomer from Boston for Europe who
7 doesn't expect to marry a nobleman
another one who isn't going to Italy to
study music
The foreman of a volunteer fire
company in Philadelphia is supposed TO
have a perfect right to knock iolks
down, ride free on the cars ana spl. lo-
: bacco Juice on the Westinghouse steps
"A temperance orator speaks OF "a
file of topers, seventy-tive miles IN
4 length. marching steadily to drunkards
" Graves Mt the rate of three minute, or
@ one every twenty seconds, all the year
@ round.
!. Gry GARlRA1pI is so unwell as not to
# he able to hold the pen or move his arm.
o He cannot by himself bring food TO MS
i mouth-indeed, he cannot move at all.
- He now receives no one except HIS uAosV
Y intimate friends.
e new game called Granger
| Soyen-up" is announced. 1hrce per
al sons play for can of oysters, me
ID frat man ont gets the oysters, the last
- the con. and the "middle-man don't
~ get m ANYTHING. That is High-Low
ir without either Jack or " Game. !
- 60 gracious no. exclaimed Mrs.
4 RAISING ntT
90 hands and speaking IN very eAol'ev .,I
no tone. "She was so i'll when her no"
g bonnet came home, timt she coul1n
ty net M but, dear snkes Jane 'ha
lis didn't matter nothing, for she lust pu'
ne the hat On and lay with her head ou
nd the front window the whole afternoon
1r. A Frenchman roasts coffee, grim"
oot u to Hour, molstens it slightly, mixes
'nd in twice its weight of powdered Whi'
snpor and then presses it into tablets
49,, 0po of those tablets can he dissolved
ms any time in hot or cold water. MAJ u
Md at once the very perfection OF conee
md and it is claimed that pound OF tn
Csc berry will go much further by TINS Una
,;s M by any other preparation of the beverage
for The Rochester Chronicle say
1t Tucv Stone doesn't believe that iadle
erl- ought to change their names merely p'
" q oonee they marry. Lucy narrled
ICE. chan named Blackwell, and out OF con
no, pliment to their parents the ciillu5'
fect will be called Stone blackwg,l, ana g
S one of EN- should marry bro"n'o
We ouord and their children should marry
sed Stop n moment, my son. Take ore"'
axe axe The B'nai Birth Journal has al
nof iho covered that the present fashion IN
y u 5;es' costume is almost exactly wnao
y woe in the days of Solomon. IL
"L With the extensive domestic arrane
lnay roonta of that potentate his dry goc
i'm bills must have been u cur'osI's, " D"
a., ns- / 800 ladies' to provide Tor ana seve We
:, Cow Yards to the dress pattern anu u
roots , minqs worth more than the mater
na e' vs. Now we begin to understand Why
e" CO." =" old man groaned out in the oitterl
s..n, 81 OF bis sonl VANITY of vanltles
,pan is vanity !"
,itely A new cotton factory has Just o. |,
hole, oomnleted in Greenville, 5. o., VIZ
,wer. oon;tal of 100000. The propriet
lthy, ;mton1 TO run 800 cards and 3,OOo 81
All aiao and to manufacture cotton var
IN be The Piedmont cotton 1acIoiS, J;'' -
yonr low Greenville, ON the oaliu"' ;,a or, =
hout tally in operation, ana Pronliso' hfat
ton, fying results, and to close 'ie'e a., ."'
& $50 evidences that there IL ll,9 IN
posi- land yet, the " Enghsn Nial","Il iu III
and, Company of South Carolina, WV, Snr
ndid, capital of 100000, Will soon n
hen | large factory at Work Ill 0p"i '''A'
! at