The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-09-11

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IA Ill fathers farm fot gaa walls TN,
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wasn't ANYTHING lke the impression ths
old man made an the SAME part u the
Lads anatomy
The value II lamli tn Iowa has inerras
"a frnm sia. unn, ,','n Ia Ill. /. 10.
GOO, 600 IN is1i.
When A Tennessee husband will horse
whip bis wife Fur washing POTATOES i
his Sunday plug hat. II is time u inlui
r. whether this generation u men isn'
getting IL hc too confounacl high tones
for tho age u the country
Your handwriting i very bad IN
decd" said gentleman 10 a fricn,
moro addicted t. boating than 10 study
you really ought ~ learn u write hc.
ter "Ay, ny" replied tho young
man. iii il all very well for you u tel
me that: hu, II wcre 10 write better
people would lind out how | spell :
Look gro now Salu,ha. sclletl |
Clay county, Nh, woman Il tho ollcs
gill. don't bond over that we'll - fur
You II fall in thcfe some u ihcs. days
and then well hcv 20 carry water
THY a,e 40 busy In Kansas Tia
they spell !, llwcrlh.
The Detroit Free Pres, tells ubou
m urchin that was seated OH tho lMs,
office steps, going through watermelon
Wien man halted aud asked. This j
\ great iown for hugs, ain !. il bub.
wall, no. drnwlcd the lnd. n. hi
dllcd bis mouth again aud ker. his cye
on tho man, ''you II hc awful loncs,m,
here.
A Indy ealled on n witty friend VIII
wns NJ, Al homo, and iinl,ng the plan
dusty, wrote uron i ''slallern Tt
mex, dny they met, and the latly said
II called upon ,oa yesterday "ic,
| saw your card on the piano.
Teacher: IL II q matter nf fact y
opinion TINT tho moon has or l,as W.
mountains. Siulcnt: ics, sur, ,hinl
Il II. Teacher: Which. Student
Fax, and you've got me there illigan,
~, for. to toll tho truth. is m,sclf TIM
hasn't tho slightest idea,
Five IT tho sweetest words III III
English language begin will, l,---hcart
houc. hope. happincs. and heaven
lsu. TINT isn't saying anything IN lrais
Of tho letter which helps To max
hunger. hate, horror and hell.
Anna Dickinson puts I'll Perkins i
thu plural, She says l;--lies.
Susan u. Anthony has bcen rake
by tho press Of tho country fore nm
vt. principally Mt The Triton stud
lap scene was \ great temptation y u
wicked.
Mamma. said u precious little DO
who. against his will, vas mnlc to roe
tho cradle for his baby brother, III III
Lord lar my moro babies u give away
don't you tnko 'cm,
A Newton girl was asked to Join III,
crusaders Shc replied that she WAS Il
favor u Demonstrating license.
Onc hundred dollars Tor breaking hi
wifc's head. and 10 oilset allowed 10
cause sic a.c onions. The jury Ind ii
scents.
Junius Henri Browne calls The dead
the silent majority A pleasant Il.
sls concei. for you. John Henry.
Karakarkary kapkakukirukanky !
given ~ the name of tho coming solra
m, aud shc doesn't propose 10 put ii
with my foo'ishncss IN tho lronuncia
ton u Ler name either.
They don't Eay III wish | Nm. dead. !