National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1874-08-05
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

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II. II Jersey saIsen sits, day ansr day, hal
~. .no nearly old man nearly ninety, who Ia
ING kea Ior nearly seventy yoars and has not ron
% 90 Pea soDer re- any He 500 keeps the SalOo
Train has finally coneIaded 70 lecture ,v,,, =,
-Ihe " rongs Of lrelaDd-n One OF the siWFonrsi
was m letting Train get out Of that oountrT Tire
years ago, when they cOuld just asWsll have hum
The most coniding woman that ever lived 4
Mrs. Henry Ward Beeeher. She says smphatI
cally hat III all the women n creation were L
swear that her husband had been unfalthful 4
her she would not believe them
General Sherman, accompanied By his son, is
70 use his Owl phrase, "cruiainR aro1ndn amonn
ne Nirgtaia oattle-nelds IN q tWo-hoTse buggy
and Will have visited Manassas Bull Run and
Washington.
The resting place Of the ashes Of christopher
interest % travellers In Havana, on the Island Of
Ouba. Few people, even on the Island, know
tnat the remains 81 the great sailor are deposited
In the cathedral there
Mr.. Aldrfch, IN HIS last novel tsPrudeoe. Pal.
tfey,, has hit 81 certain school OF Boston PEG
PIE: u nave eneountered two or three young gen
5ismsn IN the capital Of the ComnokWeRlth Of
MAssachusetts who seemed to have the idea that
they were killed at the battle Of Bunker Hill"
Reports differ concerning Marshal CouchaIs
last words One representa- him Is saying ssThey
lave Law, kl s ne put among the skirmishers.
oS gratifying TO know whether the old soldier was
pleased or disgzstsd with the circumstances OF
They have got even with the barra4s-su.sb.
ers Of Tennessee BY simply marking their trunks
ton ~ syeerins within" Try It, says the BOs-
Sydney Smith said that 70 do anything in this
ngtil WORTH DONG, ne must not stand back shiv-
ering and thinking OF the cold and DANGER but
jump IN and scramble through &C we'll as We can,
Dear me, how huIdly he talks, " said Mrs Par
am always rejoioed when he mounts ne nostrils,
body" - -
kate, 1 understand you have accepted stu.
alton IS goyerness. Rather than that would
msrry .. WidoWer with siX children" ayes,
Gear SOPHIE, and 80 would L but where Is the
wife to her husband, one day. HVThT So7,i In
CURED her husband. "Because Able was killed
by club, and your club will kill me II you con-
tinue to go to It every night"
Here Is Q truly Christian toast given by thu
Rev. ]. N. Atwood at a recent UniVersalst ami
Versary In Massachusetts: Jour felloW-Worhneu
q all ehurehes-they do not raise our Tag, but
they haul down the nag Of our enemy"
why did you leave your last placer" inquired
. young housekeeper, about to engage q new
seIyant. w ny, you SEQ, ma'am," replied the
o oPlpnnd y. was 700 good-lookingi and when
the missus."
A person who has II ct arst hand saws that
BroEning wrote; How they brought the news
Mediterranean. 1t struck him how he Should ike
forthwith. -
$50 live, /" saysa morslist, shat no association
or circumstances can effect your character or rep
Htation. For instance, always possess such q
breath that nothing can afiectit not even ouiops
t no caa5Sc.1r e sU pure that suspicious aIsOcS
mother bring my little Kitten is the most
popular ballad.r The meW-siek Is falr, 90 fur
Is we are abs to Judge, but the words seem to
nave I.. been scratched on rsther hurriedly, and
OF relief when the singer comes TO paws.
The head OF Q family is about to eat an apple.
MotneI-"Sayr father, give ne piece" DanRh-
sstaSr l Mast give pI.G sf NIPs. soe%v SEQ
give me piece, too?n Father (disgusted(-
Here, you all take the apple and give ms
Let the eagle scream. Howard Paul ssvstbsrs
are not more than four pressntable, clever lead
ing ladies on the English stage. Boucicault
says; mot u London is there an actress equal to
MiAs CLARA Morris, and thore Is not slFanny DaT-
That was . lrtlcrously sudden descent from
the sublime to the ridiculous where q clergy
man preaching on the Ministry Of Angels, /" sud
denly observed, 81 hear q Whisperir The change
o. tone started one Of the dssoons, who sat below
r9 ISa GIreTsy mood and springing to hiI feet he
Little BIlly was very cross and tired the other
night, and he wanted his fathsF 70 take hin On
bis kneei but father vas tired, or pretended to be-
yS sSi e aSf e Re 4:p EsP e.
.I 5 |, laS. riS6!' Ths yoG he'd Nay "a ySas
A Prohigate Boston papsr having slandsred
ne virtue Of New England BY asserting that an
ardent lover Of that lIk caught cold IN fsspr So
namoratab snowy brow, an indignant contempt
permitted IN MassachuGottG, but maj The pstisnt
truck his light estarrh under the ladY's WIndoW
y nocturnal serenade.
little gill In the infant elass Of q BROOKLYN
sunday school appreciated better the difisroice
,etEeen being good from choice and nooesSity
han many elders. At the close Of recent sss |
ion the teacher said: "Beede, my dear, YOU
ouidn't help 6ein' good. / got tia poeS. ) in
'outhtul Beckte replied with perfect serious |
DseIdsdly the bes. practical joke Of the year
me entire police force OF the town were arraGned
efore the mayor or the charge Of VaRrancV 7The
hargs was preferred By the families Of the police
len, who stated that the parties under charge /
ad no visible means Of support, e they had re- /
elyed ort twelve dollars from the city "a the last
Two drIuksrds are laboriousiy attempting to
siSS S.s as Sae fns 2 F E. ~ sr S:s
ne Of the worthy pair. II am not Ike you,n
. his partner, "a rich man, who can Gford 10
lty." aSeyer mind, /" answered the other drunk Il
I'd. "Riehi OF what use Is Il 10 mel Even nj |
as milliOnaire could not BE- more drunk than
am.n = --s-- |
The boy who came into thi6 ONES Yesterday,
J, aoEn on box, and then bounced Id WIN n -
elli and ned like one beEitohed, fs reouested To
,t1rp iour long brass taeks that were standing
! ne oox when he took his seat No questlons
III De asked-We understand Il all; but We want
'sciay d.f5ssd d JSsnSnse ' sDds ns ~ 9'f fbs
ess are what We depend 0H fOE eEelI2Rspt, IN.
Jolly party Of Maine ship captains Tho, IN.
loWn 70 their better halves, had ordered rrand
nner az Camden, Maine, with the intention or !
lflng glorioua time, we're somewhat surprised
having their festivities disturbed BY ne en-
a ne o. tnelr wives, who had ordered dinner :
the seif-Sams place. Z
| nere are said to be Soopaper mills In operation
tne United States, with capital Invested oil
tooO,O09, and Q total production OF t70 900 900
ese mlils give employment nomiually to 90 900 | :
oplSs whose earnings are footed up az 40 300 90
anaIIy. Last year was not q profitable one FOR I
} manufactures.