, 1874-10-11

Some man in Rs ston publishes paper called
the Kingdom Of lasdren, for Is cents year. OF
course i. ls bog; - affair. The genuine Ring
dom of Hearon CT IL be had without money and
without price.
4 little boy auldn't remember the text e1-
actIy, but thought; it Was something abou. :
hawk between ts G. pigeons. Il was, " Why halt
xe between two Esinioos."
This is q stransls story, not to be used in Sun
day-scheol. An JNbauy man, ont Of work and
nearly starving, turned for comfort in his e1-
tremity to his II tinted mothers Bible, for the
first time since Ter death in 1867. To his sur
priso and dc b ght he found $40 bill
between the leaves ard immediately
fell on his knecs for tho Irss since 1910.
With light hoa Il. aud gl:tserins eye he prayer
fully started for the bakers to obtain loaf Of
bread. There h . found tnat the bill was coun
tesfet. when he .nUore bitterly for the first timo
il tlfee hours.
Several years 3go hopeful Eoung minister left
these shores for the Cannioa! Isauds Us Els-
slonar:. On ar Irving At the end of his journey,
the natives weik dled him and cat silver off his
leg as sample. :. he came home by tho next
boat. and III now the travelling agen: Of circus.
A little Brid;. 4,ort shaver who wanted to bo l.
good boy, was d d by his mosucr to pray. Ho
said he had pr:. te i, but lie didn't get good. He
was told to keernon praying- But. said ho,
II don't waat tt, keep teasing Him I'll the time"
A lady lately remarked to weu-knowa pro-
fesscr. whoae sz3rrices she had just engaged:
- Yon will bo pleased with my daughter as a
pup,1, feel SUNS; she is exceedingly clerer, aud
has such nice heavy touch for sacred music"
This is the war; coiored preacher at Richmond
arraugcd mis- he a.ers for mutual convenience
"De fore part CD de church will please sit down
80 de hind pars oh do church can see de fore
part for de hun pa,t can't de fore part ct do
fore p.r persisy. il atan:n before dc hind part to
dc utter e1ciu zion OF de bind part by de 1oro
part"
A clergyman one stormy night prayed: "a o
Lord, we ,hank:: Thee Tor the goodly nIn'her hero
tonight, and III so that Thou ait here, notwish-
stauding the Incl omency OF the weather"
1t is now un6la ,s.ood in Richmond that people
who can't attend church and read their title
clear without the aid Of opera -eI.sses had bet
tar stay at homf'.
Harry. after looking on while his new little
Hister ciled at b sln2 waslcu aud G1eaSol tho otl
er day, turned sway. saving, :. II ahe screamed
like that in Il saven don't wondes they sent her
OIL"
Rccently in Columbia County (Ga) church,
when the cong rnga:ion arose to sing, pistol fell
fro1o tie pvoasI Of one OF tbs WoaaoperS and
wounded y Mr. :2seler, gho remarked IS he was
being catricd .z1t, ''Taze cats you don't mako
me drop nllae.'
A New Jersey clergyman Bays there are about
won't vash sud s1i,are aud pus clean SHIFTS
cam. enjoy any of them
The following is said to be popular song in
Duluth =" Daefeteak wien, I'm h,1ngtF, WHISKY
VIXEN I'm dry, Greenbacks Then I'm bartl-up,
And Heaven when de-
Lady Before engage you, should like to
know What yuu- religion is.' Cook" Oh,
uaa'anl a.waEs :ecl it 20 be nv duty to be Ut
tho aamo religion as thu family I'm ill.,"
Tan Jones. uegno, Of Columbus, Ga, e1-
prcsges his opinion OF the origin Of his raco in
the following language: The w:lita folks say
they are n1e children OF God. and iha: the mig
gers are the cLtldreu OF tho Gcyll, aua that the
two didn't come from 'f1c dtock- Tia: amt
80, for the devil was an angel once, and the a:1-
gels are the children Ct God, aud that makes
The n1gge7s the grandchildren Of God, and Lin
to the white 1oikE."
wild taln comas from Dakota Of bull grass
hopper. As biz ye1rlng ca!f, wnicL eats hens-
Tlais supposed to be. TIA original grasshopper
referred to in tee 6oris. lures as "a blrdin'-"
| Talk about the AnH1!rcaa branch Of the Church
being neglected! Mus Settum Dome says aha
counted tiltyoight OF chose 1lsT Cardinal nass st
church Sunday.
+ giving geosra:hT lessons down East,
teacher asked . boy 'E.a7 State hs li-ed in, and
was amused at the 1enfr, t1rawlad through the
boys noee: ~ 4 staze OF SIN and .1lsery."
i Jersey City 1avya: was making c higb-dovn
speech the othsS day, t.lln9 abous angels tears.
weeping willows, arc: tombs:ones, uhou Hiz