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Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

DoNT BE DIsCoURAeEp.-SuppOse you hare
tried fifty remedies and received no benefit,
is there therefore " no balm in Gilead - Verify
there is. Yoar liver may be congested, your stom-
ach half paralyzed, your nerves quivering, your
muscles knotted with torture, your bowels con-
stristed, your lungs diseased, your blood full of
impurities-yet IN one week after commencing a
course of DIR. Walkers Vinegar Bitters you will
feel like new creature.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

VILLAGE ELECTION occurs on Wednes-
~ the 9th of April. The officers to be
49,, are a Mayor. Clerk and 3 Coun-
oilfsss The retiring members Of the
oaana;i D.. ~sEe Messrs. Gilkeys Pierce,
-, tT.,,,li,n,r n ere is also Treasurer
and Marshal To be elec, - 'Hs 'erhs oi
these officers also expire We piFSen'
state of public feeling on the 'V'Suce (
question, that subject cannot OF coL- % W.
to- fiave'its influence upon the elecliL -
TIE friends of the cause should show
theif faith by their work, and if they nave
thepower, to dry up the sluices OF intern
perance.
The EpFdsbip Election will also take
place on the same day. Three Trustees,
a Clerk, Treasurer and Constables, are ito
be electeds --v
Beside ttie ahtIye There are three mem
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21
DIED.

DIED.
Announcements free; CommendatOry Notices,
hail rate
In Norwalk, Ct, March 15th Mr.. JOHN ELwoOD,
aged S5 years. The deceased was recently resi-
dent of Ashtybula.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

VICTIMS OF CONSUMPTION seeking relief and
restored health, should use DR.. Wishart's Pine
Tree Tar Cordial. This is the only preparation
that develops the full virtue of Tar. For sale by
aII drnouisfa
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

Beside tie aBove, there are three mem
bsrsD6 tln Board Of Education, also to be-
elected. ILL I.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

s5ouEesTonN DTy1sioN-L. s. q N. s.
leave Ashtabuls, e:io ?. =. Arrive l1:l5 An.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21
TRAvRLEa, GUIDE.

ATURDAY MORNING., MAR. 81. 1874
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

rRANKInS DVHiox-I- g a N. $ ET.
Leave Ashtabula. go a. r., 7:50 P. n.
,,.-i,.s.s e. 4 asbfsbnIa f1.s0A N. 6.s5 N.
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

Yesl /Yes4=
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21
~ CALL AND SER Us.-A

once and Works near Centre Street R. R.
Crossing.
TINKER 8 GREGORY.
Ashtabula. Feb. 9Th, 1874. 1257d
Ashtabula telegraph. (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1874-1880, 1874-03-21

AsHIAhplAs NoSNGsIOa,s& a fifEsSODoh n -. | .
Leave Ashtabnla, RS p m, 7:isa. m
: Arrive ct Ashtsb1la, 1sS5 p. m s;2S p m. {
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25
GefsifG- Snsem6nrs.

Sn SbtnY, pures I'm 26. Gsbruar bic
Sdpeter Yrisitta, feierlib b~esraben. % Sabre
bdtts bic geriicrbcne ais Sebrerin in Der 0emein-
be serpirft. unpanftare bate bic Shpeter nibt
sr;eser. Esun prisfer Der Hahbaribaft battsn
ll6 gum 9ssrGtnib sinssfunpsn, mebr ais 70
S6freffrrn raren aus ben 3lDltern su Vsltcr,
Hansis ane Champion bertsi steilt, I'M ibr eas
lsste @elsit ~ seben Der Staetratb pcbnte in
corpore unp peq;ablis bel. Der Defiant prm
GlrrsnsiQs, belt cine ber,ersrsifsnes 2stbsnrses
III Der or earttat, rpeltsn Mutb. wslts Musransr
ss ~srfcresrs ~ bis 40 Sabre Gle Sussne su un-
ttrritten.
Sn &e6efprt brad am "a. 9sbr. swiIGm
3 une Z utr Nbenes cine 6cusrssrunit aus, bic
3 Sdulsr tres Der anssfrsnaten Arteit Der Ssu-
errebr nne Der Burger in Nits lssie. Die Salfe
Der Srltmanni9aftsr pen Gprane maGts rsm
Geusr Gin @ups.
Sn bic prppiuiia @dsrbauepm-
miIlipu puresn srnarnt ole Serren Z. IRA.
eape yen Woaimcnt, W. Ssnp BON gmoninrs,
j. 3. Senrcs spn Champion, 81. Sarpy ppit
Saftnabt. v. 8utcrr pcn 8drielinSsn ugc j..
Marinus pea 81. Snteri.
AIN g.. 81 ara fanr man Ten gei6aatm r.
nes Nrbsitsrs in tinem Miiblencanale III 9pn-
liempn 0jeneinee @lienpis. @an m%utbmasL
lNb " WI S2iNbtNlAlum Y lNNlttVEls III llI
Canal ~iflrSte ane srtranf. Sr trug lsihte gSuns
ben am 0eli6t une ben SGaesn. gBie CO beibt,
leu CO en srpiisr S.. ,. Dram pen Strtui
lsin.
Aim -. 6ebruar arbeiiete Der Saselpbner
Oranges 5pispb am 2. 0slfils Ger Sursmturscr
Sileubabn aiS CT nnrsrisbens pen BEN SIilIeiCr
paiaaiersuse srfaBt uup auf stpa 90 Metsr wrtt
mitgslb!eppt pures, nobel or bsies Ssine brad
uno ben S&Grsl esrart rerlssts, pab CT aussr.
blid!i6 ltarb.
gm ielben Sage I'M u ubr slbeges fam Gin
iunser Ranu ben Studies pen ben 9teparaiuy-
arttitsn az rsr Birdie CUR Melisr Sdmisce at,
ria unp psrpe enrb cine in Der Citation War.
tsban marberirsnes locomotive sriast. Man
beet ibn aussublid.i6 auf. CT bate belize Ssine
Ssrmalmt nm ben linfsn Arm am S1ulterblaiIe
atsetrennt. 3 Stunesn mad esnl lnslld sae
or ben 0eilt auf.
Der prppin,ialratb bat teltimmt, eae
na9ielgsnps SilfsssIpsr ben @smsinssn fur III
nitGtspeliseilids artsitsn ausbs,ablt msrssn irl.
len. Souruay Isl 8r. /; Sampisnss SS5 Sir.
SOnrert 600 6r.; My S92 8r.; Yomai 700 5f.;
Irlen 1924 6r. Rentleban 2,t00 Gr.; 6esrs
MID i.609 Or. Yiasrs ct. Gertrude 200 Gr.
Warrin 2,i33 6r. NuIen 1855 Sr.; gubanae
300; %isil Salm 1876 une Sesisus t,9il 6r.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25
~9nTemburger Gazette.

perniinftis, anf Die llnfeblbarfeit zines gu-
des ODER zines YrofeHors su i6wDren.
Va sleben mir oenn bod Die u~nfablbarteit
oes Yapltes als oes Oberbauptes Der ta=
tbolllden Stride tanleno DIAL Dor. 6.
Wan lagt, Die gnti6eioung zines iol6en
Sogma's erforoere Die moralii6e Ginitim
ml9teit. Sas lit cine 2iise sesen Die Sir
9en9el@i6te uno cine 9d6erli6feit, Die Der
erfabrung I'M pOlitii6en uno relisioien
seben lp.ottet. Z. @ir iinb ;lpar liberal
aus Srunolab, aber tutbOlii6er 9iberalis=
mus in SaGen beg Gloubcns lit Elm lln=
Ding, ein 8ioeripru6 in Ii6 iclbit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25
Gin 2srotefamtiCGes 2sfatt, ;

Sonooner ySpectator", bat Veranlalling
9enommen, Ieine SteIung Su Dem Dogma
bon Der lebramtli1en lnieblbartsit oes
Yapies in fol9enoen eben 10 turSen als
tlaren SGben 81 prGciiiren, wel6e aners
tennen lalien, wie Die unieblbarfcit ,pom
Stan0puntte zines unabbdngi9en YrOte=
i%tanten" li6 bartlett. Der Spectator"
l6reibt
l. gSir babeu ME an Der Definition eli
nes Sogama's seSipeiielt, 0as ni6ts an=
oeres it, ais Die leBtc lo9il6e Gntipidelung
Der tatb0lil6en Gebre, DER glbi6luB elmer
bur6 ale Sabrbunoerte li6 binsiebenoen
0pctrin oGber i6ien uns oicie Definition
INNER unpermeiOli6. 2. Die Maioritdt,
wel6e bieles Dogma beitdti9t bat, lit piel
beoeutenoenber, ais iene mar, pel6e aui
Dem Goncil BON Nicda oen Nrianismus
perurtbeilte, uno bas Sotum oieier Ser
iammlung fam ais our6aus 0%efinitip an
Qeieben peroeH, wie es aud bel ms Bro
tsitanten 9ei6icbt. 3. Is mar feline Spur
BON Wabrbeit al Dem Safe, ooas Goncil
iei ni6t frei 9ciueien." Seoermann aus
Der Verlammllng fonnte, weun er ipolte,
nit Non placet %. b. nit yMein") antpors
ten. SIN Der Chat, ais Spei Sii6Ofe nit
Non placet antiuorteten, drgerten lib eini=
&c aui Der Siibne anpeienOe @e9ener Der
SuiaQibilitdt uno iagten SEPT 1T unier
Sat bon Der llnfreibeit pes 6oneils per.
loren! 4. Sas Dogma, wel6es man neu
nennt, war IN Der tatbolil6en STRIDE ieit
Sabrbunoerten prattiid an9enommen,
penn aud ni9t als @laubensartifel for-
mulirt. IS mar in Solse Der allsemeinen
Yraris nidt notbwenOis. 8. Man lagt
bic Sniaaibilitdt lei elm @nsrif auf Die
9ernunit, alein man bdlt es ni6t FIR I'M.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25

&eialingeu. ZEN 10. 8struar. Ssute Trr.
gen eerihiep bier, nab sincm surssn arantenla
ger. Serr Ssinri@ 0nsslir @utsbslser eaislbi.
IN ieinem "a. Qsbsusiabus Der Sinssi6isesns
ifarb 0ptt srssbsn unb ssltirit nit rsn 5rSiiun.
gen unlsrsr &elision. Der Ssritprtsns mar nab.
rsne isinss eebsns seliebt une ssI6SBt ven lsbr
sablrsibea 8reunpsn, Ssrpanetrn une Sefann-
ten. @r MAR trr Sruesr seS brdp. Ssrrn @sns.
ler @sneralsifar pss bptp1tsn Srn. Sii6efs II.
Gbrtnecmberr Der aatbseralfir6e scn Wamiir.
seitcrben 3u Nanlete, ben %. Wai 1867. Sas
@nssnfsn ess gsriprtsrsn tlsibi in Gtrrn.
Die oiesiabristn Saienpreoisten in Der aa.
tbterale ,u euremturs bal, esr tetp'ns Ssrr
2arl Miqsnterf.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25

oarb Die Nspplutipnire sefabrreten llnat>
ga'9t9tett ces apOftoliI9en Stubles.
5 rleiem 3psde biloeten fid Gpmite's
TN 1an;en eance. pel1e BON cem 6 o.
mite fdr pdpfliae anaele<
~9en.betten in SriIiel CComite
central DIES oeuvres pontiicales) ses
leltst tpnreen. Iu6 Der Nuncius Qepus
@opsfi mar Witslieo resItlbsn /; unc er
mag bort curd feline Ibdtisfsit Elm iebr
trsanrlt9ss Incenfen suriif0elai7en tas
ben. ras rielss Gpmi,e in ZEN lebten Moz
natsn-allp Toit 8 Sabre nad ieinem
absail9e aus Srille! = ieiner 70 ebrsns
pou Sepadte unp ibm Wiite October
1o73sine wirfli6 riibrcnee 3utimmun9sz
oprelie. anseli6ts Der 9essn i'm ron Der
pysuBtlden Staatsresieruns scriGtstrn
Wabreseln. %;uIanete. @ir lelen bort
Die snapiss 6irirrsc, pelds uniers crz
itsn gemlbungen sur Ssrtbeiciauna res
apotolii6en StubleS Don Sciten Gp.
GrstiidBFi6en 0narsn erfubrcn, binters
lieb in anIrrn 0emitbern Gin 9lnccntsu
BOILER Gbrertietuns unp Oanfbarteit."
Stlie6li6 wirp Gem .neuen @tba.
natuS" tpie ras Central Gomitte ben
perm Grsbil6pf nennt, ,pcnn bic Orpbuua
Ssiner V%erbannuns ii@ srfiIen ipate,
Gin ~3uHu1tsprt" ansebpten. Inter
aei9net i: eieie NprsiIe pom praies Res
Gomite's 8rafen y. 8iqempnt unp If
WiitSlieeern, rarunter pie 0rafen Mlcans
tara uno einpnse.
SIN Sabre 1868 wuroe Der erte & a.
bolttensG6nsreB In Me6eln
a~bssbalten. 8el1en Mntbsil Der Nuns
eius SecOdcpsfi an benz 3ufanpetcms
lnen ceslelben bar III ni9t betannt aes
rpcrcen; jsrenfaas fSrperte CT bic Nnse>
lessnbeit ~wenisffene indirect. Die belsis
i9su Satbclifens Gonsre1e iiap ben Sc
nerals 0rrlammlunsen Der fatbplii1en
Vereine Deutidlanps na9setilret unc
haben, ebenio ipie piele, Yiel GrIprieelid DIES
sspirft. IS tastsn bort ni9t nur bers
p%prrascnee 8atbolifen aus ben perpanps
ten rcmaniiden eanpern Sranfrei9, Spas
nien unp pprtusol, ionpem aud aus
Gnslanp, Deuti1laub unp pclen. DaS
relisi6sfir6lide 9sben erbielt bierrurd
ni4tbloB cine pirflame Nnresuna ~Ionptra
miro, pa Der GUnsreb baufser ;ulammens
tritt, teitanris i'm 6lub erbaltsn.
aud an lonaissn srbeiten, eur6 nell
DE ii1 cas firdli9e 0sben betbltiste.
nabm Der Huncius resen 9ntbeil. SINS,
~beloncere crieben mir aus Zen Sabrbldern
rss 0ersins ees IL. 0incsns a paula, tae
er ben General eriammlunsen rcsIel<
ben in Srd6el mebrere Wale beiaewobnt
unc @orte Ger Seslidpinl9uns ruesen
Ger terrlihen Grsetni6s pel9s Der Ser
elm ersie!t bate, uno Wprte Der Grmuns
teruns gum weiteren 6ortl6reiten auf Der
nit ipltem Grfols ansetretenen 8abn an
Die Terlammelten in fransSfI1sr Sprade
ridtete. Muf Der lsBtsn Der BON ibm Be-
iu6ten Ieriammlunsen i'm Suli 1865
ipra6 er gang auspridlid BEN @unid
aus, man mbse Jpn ais Gbrenmitsliec in
etc Srdieler Gonferens aufnebmsn. mas
aud erfolste. Seine Anipratsn murpen
INNER nit lebbaftem Ssifall aufssnoms
men. uebrisens bate rsr Iuneius Die
@enustbuuns, cab iebr balp na6 ieinsm
Ibsanse aus Srd6el in SpIse Der fir
Die aatbplitel sinitisen @ablsn eas
Dliberale" Miniferium aefirst wurrs uns
einem cOnisrpatips tirdlider plas MAIDEN
mubte, welbsS nod bsute am &upsr
1T.
HprtIshuno foIatl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1874-03-25

Der 9anoefsminilter bat Ole bon Der
Direction Der &bein. Gilenbabngeieli4aft
nad9eln1te Serldnseruns Der 6rilt sur
Vorlase Der plane iir bic Gilinbabn DHes
ma9en" resp. SinSis mad Abrpsiler uno
Gustir6sn ni6t bemiQi9t.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
The EdinhurghS.

A good deal of amusement has been
caused in London by the desperate ef-
forts of '' the Edinburghs, as they are
called in high circles, to make them
selves as conspicuous as possible. Ihe
Duke had arranged for as grand pubi1c
reception at Ashford, where he has
taken a house, to which he and the
Grand Duchess were to have gone IN
the beginning of the week. But tney
were compelled to remain at Buck1ng-
ham Palace, in consequence OF the
Duchess sudden illness. When the
baby was born, the Foreign Secretary,
in the absence of the Home Secretary,
was summoned to be present on the
occasion, and to attest the event. A
special instruction was sent to the Lord
Mayor. for publication in the city, and a
roya1 salute was fired at st. James
Park. In short, the Duke has taken care
to appropriate all the honors and cere-
monies which are usually observed in
the case of a sovereign or heir to the
throne Whether his claim in this dis
tinction has been allowed to him as q
junior member of the royal family, or
as heir to his uncle, the Grand Duke of
SAKE -Coburg, or merely because his wife
is Russian Grand Duchess, is one OF
the mysteries of the court. It is quite
clear, however, and both Duke and
Duchess are determined not to be lost
sight of in the general crowd of junior
princes and princesses, but to establish
themselves in position of semi-regal
state. The Empress of Russia, who is
now with her daughter, is in extremely
delicate health, and is said to have
suffered a good deal from her hurried
journey. In appearance she is fearful
ly worn and emaciated. But for the
announcement in the newspapers no
body would know that she was in Lon--
don. The occasion of her visit ex-
plains its privacy. = -
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11

WHISKY AND THE WEED.-Intellige
Psychologists and pathologists admit
that all so-called medicines containing
alcohol-whether they emanate from
the regular pharmacopoe;a and are
called tinctures, or from the Empirical
Rum Mills, and are labeled "Tonics -
are essentially dangerous and destruct-
i've. The only way IN which drunken
ness can be arrested is by restoring the
integrity of the nerves Especially the
nerves of taste and the great sympa-
thetlc nerve), and purifying the animal
fluids and these objects are more Ger
tainly and swiftly accomplished by the
use of DR.. WALKERS VINEGAR BITrERs
than by any other means. Hence,
probably, the opinions now so generally
expressed, that this pure preparation is
a sovereign remedy for the evils re-
ferred to. Should it be clearly ascer-
tanned that VINEGAR BTrTERs is not
only specific for indigestion, liver
disease, nervousness, scrofulous ulcers
aud eruptions, and a host of other
disorders, but also for inebriety, thous-
ands will rise up and call the discov-
erer blessed. 10
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
King of Trees.

In the great forest, near Cape Coast
Castle, Africa, the silk-cotton, like a
king of trees, towers over all others.
1t IS truly a most wonderful tree. It
grows faster than any other, for the
wood is soft. 1t must be one of the
largest trees in the world. There is q
most wonderful provision of nature
shown in this, In compensating it for
the softness of its wood which, from its
immense size, could not support the
weight of the branches and towering
top. Rising far above the other giants,
therefore deriving no shelter from
them, each one stands for great part
OF it's height separate tree, and ex-
posed to the full force of the constant
tornadoes which sweep over this part of
the country during the rains. The nee.
essary support is given to It by num-
Der of large buttresses all around the
which rise over the ground in natten-
| trees, and forming most perfect and
| places the natives make use of the
spaces between the buttresses as houses
merely making roof overhead, and the
| house is complete. As the people of
this country never have more than
| three walls to their houses, and the
tree, with two of its buttresses, supplies
those, they are quite ready made houses
for them; and indestructible. While
the tree is young all the bark is covered
with very large strong thorns. Fo1
what purpose it is provided with these
1t Is not SO evident.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
The Duchess and the Actor.

On Saturday evening Sothern again
stepped on the London boards. Since
he went away every play at the old Hay
market seemed like ss Hamlet" with the
part of Hamlet left out. For con-
siderable time the old theater was closed
for repairs, and the admiration which
its Pompeian decorations excited Satur-
day night proved how many had not
been there since their favorlte left, for
the said decorations were made more
than a year ago. The building was
crammed to it's utmost capacity, and the
audience became rather noisy when the
hour (7:3O) for the curtain to rise had
arrived, and the orchestra had not yet
begun. When the orchestra did begin
it had rather hard time of 1t, the crowd
calling time somewhat Justify. Its
1abors to soothe the savage breast with
sweet sounds were not rendered easier
by the entrance of the Duke and
Duchess of Edinburgh, which was a
signal for cheering. The Duke and
Duchess, by the way, do not stand a
near view very well. He is rather rough
and red-faced, and begins to resemble
his mother inobesity; and the Duchess,
who never had any beauty to spare, Is
certainly getting no prettier very fast,
and is rather unpleasantly fat. They
both tried to preserve their royal dignity
under the siege of Sothern's humor, but
at length it broke down. The Duchess
hid her face behind the curtain of her
private box, and the cause could be in
ferred from the convulsive movements
of the SAID curtain and when Lord
Dundreary, prosecuting his courtship,
asked the embarrassed lady if she
" could wag her left ear, the Dukes
forehead was seen suddenly to descend
to the velvet of the balcony before them.
Cor. Cincinnati Commercial.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
How a Mean Man Fooled His wife.

He was an awful mean man. He car
ried a fifty-doIlar counterfeit bill to
make a show of it sometimes when
lingering for very small change to pay
for single drink or a Wheeling stogy.
His poor Woodworking wife had been
begging him for a nice gold chain she
had seen in a shop window down town.
One day he felt in merry mood, gave
her the fifty dollar counterfeit bill, and
told her to buy the chain. Then he left
home laughing SO hard that he had to
go and take drink to, wet it down. He
may have taken several drinks. He
went home to dinner feeling full of
Jokes. 1t appeared to be the happiest
day of his life. He madea fool Of the
old woman. But the old woman wore
that gold chain at th6zdsAner-talole and
called the brute s'her dear old darling. .
That put. another face on the whole
affair. It had ceased to be a Joke for
him. The jeweler called before dinner
was over, and handing him the base
paper told him to s'shel1 out fifty good
dollars if he wished to escape annoy.
ance. He, shelled out and has never
since been able to see the point. of his
own joke. But thepoo woman enjoyed
it.--iSt. Louis Republican.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
A Saving Remedy.

In one of the Sunday schools of the
city recently, when the lesson cards
were passed around to the classes, the
cards that came to the infant class had
for their text '' What shall do to be
savcd?" Selecting, as the first member
the class to put the question to, a bright
little girl of only four summers, who,
also, by the way, had but just recovered
from, severe attack of Group, the
teacher put his question, &c What must
you do to be saved ?' The little one
preserved silence for moment, as if in
deep thought, and then her face bright
ened she had it. ST would make
sirup and alum" was the reply, naively
ventured. It brought down the class,
teacher and al, and further discussion
on the subject was postponed. .-Dat-
b1qXe Times.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
Weather Signs.


Farmers predict ahard winter because
rabbits are burrowing far into the
ground It is wise in a rabbit to do
this. If he didn't some young man
would have him out of that with a
forked stick pretty quick. However, if
that is sign, it can be offset by the
action of certain cockroaches around
this office. Not one of them has even
commenced to dig yet. They ramble
around as if they expected apple trees
to bloom in January, and sort o. turn
up their noses when they hear anything
said about cold weather or the wolf OF
starvation. They don't seem to care a
cent whether they swing on gas burn
er or roost on the steam pipes, and their
utter recklessness goes to show that the
coming winter won't be of much ac-
count.-Detro5t Free Press.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
TOO OLD FOR KISSES.
BY H. H. sroDpARD.

Nv Uncle Philip. hale old man,
Has children by the dozsn
,roIu, Ned aud Jack, and Kate and Ann
Howl many cali me - cousin 2"
Good BOYS ana girls, the best was Bess
/ bore her on nay shoulder,
A little bud of loneliness
That never should grow older!
Her eyes had such pleading way
They seemed to say Don't strike me -
Then, growing bold, another day,
- meau to make you like me-"
Eked Iuy cousin, early, late,
Who liked not little misses
She used to meet me at the gate,
just old enough for kIssesi
This was, think, three years ago
Before I went to college;
learned one thing there-how to row,
\ healthy sort of knowledge.
When was plucked I've wop the race>,
And all was at All end there,
I thought OF Uncle Philips place,
And every country friend there.
Ny cousin met me at the gate;
She looked iive, ten years older
a TALL young woman, stlH, sedAte,
With manners coyer, colder,
She gave her hand with stately pride,
Wny, what a greeting this is
Yoll used 10 kiss me. Sne replied,
- am TOO old Tor kisses
I Ioyed, loved my cousin Bess;
she's always III my mind now
A fI.ll blown rose of lOveliness-
The. rose Of woulauklud now
She must have suitors old and young
Must bow their heads before her,
Vows must be made and songs be sung
BY many mad adorer!
But 1 must win her; she must give
To me her youth and beauty;
Ana Ito love her while L live
VIII be my happy duty;
Fer she will love me soon or lates
Aud be my bliss of bllsses,
VIII come to meet me at the gate,
Nor be too old for kisses.
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
Ancient PeopIe of Colorado.

Tradition has it that once in the Gen.
turies gone by there lived a people in
comfort, elegance, and a reasonable
high estate OF civilization-the loyal
Aztecs. Cortez came, the Montezuma
called, their religion and their govern
ment were peril, and, leaving home and
comfort and country, these true heges
of a sovereign whose throne rested on
the centuries, went down to the city of
Mexico TO fight for their traditions and
flag and faith-fought and lost and
died. Certain is it that in Pueblo
county, there are traces of civilization
and of substantial OF ulence, of which
the very tradition has passed away
here, and which is neither Spanish nor
Indian. Certain it is that, while the
Indians, awed by the visible manifesta-
tions of the hand of God, came there to
worship on state occasions, they did
not use it as one of their permanent
hunting grounds or winter abodes. For
centuries it seems hardly to have known
the face of man as dweller, and
now, at a fash, it is open to all the
world, and the silence of ages is broken
by all the confused orchestra of modern
life, the scream of the locomotive, the
busy hum of industries, the whirl of
machinery, the sounds of the gong and
revelry, the crack of the rife, the voice
of prayer and praise, the music of chill
dren's voices, and the quiet rhythm of
haD-,y homes
The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11

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