The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-09-19
NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EvE-ANeEL1cAL CORNER.

White hands are nice, but willing ones
are nicer. a
The vegetable that young ladies love is.
to-mate-oh!
The newest thing in earrings are slippers
of painted wood
The Springfield, Mass, ladies are all hav-
| their hair cut short.
Bored, yet happy--A young girl with her
| first pair of earrings.
| Cedar Rapids women screech ssfire
when their husbands begin to wipethe floor
with them.
Two cats over one mouse, two wives in
one house, and two lovers after one young
lady never agree.
Beautiful suits of black velvet are i'm
ported for the winter. They are completely
covered with beads.
Some Boston girls are about to establish
sock darning factory, for the benefit of
friendless young bachelors.
Miss Ethel Agnes, the well-known ac-
tress, was charged s., ,025 by DR.. VIM. Fl.
Atkinson for filing four teeth. A law suit
is pending.
Artaxerxes, my boy" said Mr.. Mar
rowfat, remember the dying words of
| Socrates-never marry a woman who kicks
sideways"
Large lockets of Swiss wood are popular.
They are painted beautifully and SO highly
vanished that they have the appearance of
being enameled.
Less gold jewelry is worn now than for
many years past. Jet, Swiss wood, ebony
and coral appear to be be the most fashion,
able just at present. ....-.
When dashing young widow removes
all traces Of bereavement, feels the shafts of
| love, and commences to talk of the bridal
halter, it is safe to presume she's on the
lookout for a Slr-single.
The canton of Schwyz, Switzerland, is
said to have adopted the principles of fe-
male suffrage to the fullest extent, women
being eligible not only as electors but also
as candidates for public offices.
A parting at a Chicago railroad depot:
Do not forget me or cease to love me-"
murmured the husband. "Never, never"
sobbed, the wife, and she pulled out her
handkerchief and tied knot in it, that she
might remember.
A New York belle says a fashionable ed
itor woos sleep in $40 imported night
gown.-BgtaIo Courier.
The rural compositor who, in setting up
this paragraph, overlooked the commas,
wants to know how the lady got her infor-
nation.
"Oh, no, dear Charles" said the widow
hsE eo9fn " sns sp RRaggnEsd Rag Ern @ no
nothink, can e'er assuage my grief. But
for my friends sake, I must live on; and If
you could order half dozen of those nice,
soft-shell crabs, and a porter-house beef
steak (rare), from around the corner, I will
try to be unselfish, for loves sake.''
"John Paul, ]" the versatile correspondent
of the Springfield Republican, says that
amid all the safeguards of the domestic
hearth, about which so much has been
written, know none quite so sure as to
marry an ugly woman. One can then
bind his brow with sweet garlands of peace
full security and leave his wife behind him
for two or three days with the serene conf
dence which Christian feels in four aces.
Mrs. Ellen Lyons died in West Forty
eighth street, New York, yesterday, aged
one hundred and thirteen years. She was
born at Edenderry, Kings county, Ireland,
in 1851, and was married to Matthew Ly-
ons, of county Westmeath, in 1899. In
1882 the family came to this country, and
from that time they have lived in New
York, where Mr.. Lyons died in 1854, aged
ninety Brooklyn Argus
Some curiosity was caused on the .boule-
wards by the appearance Of three women
attired in q singular costume-yiz., large
Zouave trousers, closed by CATERS, small
gray paletots, trimmed with black and tall
felt hats who were stopping at the Grand
hotel. On inquiry they were found to be
Miss Walker, an American medical practi-
toner, and two Of her pupils. The lady is
about fifty years of age and the apostle of
the emancipation in the United States, and
belongs to the sect of the Bloomerists She
is said to be on her way to Turkey, where
| she has accepted the post of private physi-
clan to the Sultan's -seraglio. Ga1sgnGsts
| Messenger. glHfge