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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03
Paper Collars.

Paper collars are one ov the moral
triumphs ov the 10Th century,
They are equal in importance to John
Sylvester, Esqr's truly celebrated cock
roach powders, warranted to make cock
reaches krazy, and commit suiside in
four hours after they imbibe the powder.
Paper collars are made out ov the dirty
old rags gathered from garbage barrills,
and are stiffened up for use with spald-
ing's glue.
They are az stiff and az sharp az the
rim off from a broken wash boul, and
are reddy to kut a mans thrut at emmy
time.
You will find their dirty remains all
over the kuntry, in every drawer ov the
bureaus at the provincial hotels, out on
the roofs of the verandahs, thrown over
the garden fences, and floating along the
cutters with the other debris.
Thare IL one thing in their favor-they
will make a man look klean at the thrut
for fu minnitts, and they save the
was;lwimmin menny an hour ov soap
and elbo GYMNASTICS.
Paper collars will wash well enuff. but
they dry irregular.-Josh Billings, IN N.
Y. Weekly.
Sake swcars to having written 300
nOemS for the New York Le10er
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

SAFE, PERMANENT AND CoMPLETE!-Wil-
hoft's Tonic cures Chills and Fever, Dumb
Chills and Bilious Fcvers-those Titans that
kill their thousands where this remedy is un.
known. Itcures Enlargement of the Spleen
1t cures Hypcrtrophy Of the Liver. 1t hurts
no one. 1t cures all types of Malarial Fcvers
and is perfectly protective in all its effects
Try Wilhoft's Tonic, the great infallible Chill
Cure. WnEELoCK, FINLAy Il Co., Propric'
tors, New Orleans.
For SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03
THE MNRTLEViLLE SCANDAL.


!, '"",',l'n't" u! ~. saw sel alll'a
=, v ;, t",N' r''' III 'i' 'i!eihooh
''yEiI''E al >'''t ~ S''"' eAel't'lcn'
.''' ',..' ~ news; WIN IN ar ol pro
"'''' ~ ) >", "i'N -nl>. -huilt iron
III. N''I.''."' ~ 'i' SUING ROOM AM
I'"'' 80 "C. " MAJ 90 you lhlhA ha:
h@; '",,'. -,
>.> ~" ';I>' sawyer was well known II
-lI N1I'' = ilcNSE' aS one WIZ" los
w., FOR, "H.'E OF 'o!lee'lhE me most re-
''a"i' ara 'ftIi"@ items OF information
:I1Hf%i@G the sayings and doin@s OF the
-HI I'I'' itI''A>' -N,'"'HihSi! MIS-. Nuill'
l''i"'FcV' Atr N'ind Tor things OF great
4''o"yH'' .
'...'' = ia >At ash'u: or!lh" Ecf
''m''> "a t'V. al ,1''' '5n" ;, Sett''n1 40" III
1t yti" i"E T""N ta'h.
yea Nn" ''i' '"lu You:
;;Et|'''
because II WASH ihl'huto Tor me 10
near, Isl H'p!'thhR over TO Mrs. >ey-
!""1I MS mornings ana MIS-. Altely wa,
IN tltIt ana lAc N'"E stood open, ana
c"uis!n but hear what was said, you
kn",|, An =
but "h3' i IT, cred Mrs. Multi, as
NfH sawyer EtU>|N Tor breath.
@,I Seymour and Bell Granger have
'."u.|
k!oNcd.
GIr~, seymour was Just telling Mrs
AIiv}y - went IN As soon as they saw
l"' coming they ""@an to talk bout the
n>W> III tie mornings paper: but YOU
".A htTo" mr OF the track in that
WAY,
'h, my S"'Nl'rsS: ciie0 Mrs. Nutilt
:" '"rhiE, Us i some inspiration had
~'l/,.N h't'
-, - We near" something, too, SAID
'.| y 'I"' -
49, saw bt.! Granger carry TINS
mornings Iu!t" carry; passing ny here IN
Ia" dlE"|,l'H 81 the depot ana she had
"A AtF lf,}'''n@ dress ana her water
iH.',-' at,' ,;''!''" her Sachei.
"n'A- 70 meet MN on the elght
".!"'N F''n; On the sly, decelttui
'"i"5. d ,'>i 'A'nN O. h'r poor 1Hther
,NA'' h"F $iGk mother. IT Is awful.
''''' ''''H ''"''' NI," req seymour Is
~, ~ a. ~ ~ 90 ,USH hg!kh.''
,.;,t ny ,,,. u =, rant %, et 10 peiihhNr
,,.,. oi'Ie"1os "uSn'
,,,,h =. .'t!'. L. @u -. tooi sif''
"I.'',,' my n'ns u Va Sisi!.
,-@' ,N', oo>ttGI' :,,is 1".ef 70 ,u.
-i''' h,iNHan anu 0usy III 'ne SUING
.'."i ~" Wa " Nsc, san, l, i =,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

Irrigation on small scale can often
be effectively employed to increase the
yield of grass land. If one can manage
to cheaply overflow few acres in the
spring it will richly pay.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

EVERY READER of this paper can re-
ccivc, free a copy of the best agricultural
and Family newspaper in this country by
addressing Moore's Rural New orkcr,
- Duane street, New York
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

FRANK WENTWORTH is rapidly making the
Sherman House the most popular hotel in
Chicago. While increasing its already une-
qualed merits he has also materially reduced
its scale of prices.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

If for have been wearing paper collars and
have not yet tried the Elmwood, we would
advise you TO do so at once. They tit splcn-
didly. All the edges are folded, so they will
not turn out, and the collars will not soil as
easily rs OF hers
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

The Pretticst Woman in New York, Mise
Il, well known in our fashionable society for her
dtsangue appearance and beautiful complexion, was
once sai!ow rougll-skinncd girl, chagrncd at her
red, frecked face She pitched into Hasans Magnolia
Balm, and is now as pretty in complexion she is
CHARMING In manners This article Overcomes frccklcs
TAN. saownc>s, moth-patchcs, ring etc, and
MAKE! one look ten years younger than they Mag
H"iia 'illl for atransparcnt complexion and Lyons
hailr"n to make the hair plentiful, luxuriant, soft
and delicate, have rivals. The kahairon prevents
tt 'r from turning gray, erncatcs dandruif, and is
lie best and cheapest ure>siny in the world,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

DR.. J. Walkers California Vim
egar Bitters arc . purely Vegetable
preparation, made chiefly from the ma
tive herbs found Oh tho lower ranges Of
the Sierra Nevada mountains of Caifor-
mia, tho medicinal properties of which
are extracted thcrcfrom without the use
of Alcohol. Tho question is almost
daily asked, "What is the cause of tho
unparalleled success Of VINEGAR B1r-
TERs?' Our answer is, that they remove
the cause of disease, and tho patient re-
covers his health. They are tho great
blood purifier and life giving principle,
a perfect Renovation and lnvigorator
of the system. Never before in tho
history of tho world has a medicine been
compounded possessing the remarkable
qualities of VINEGAR BITTERs in healing the
sick Of every disease man is heir to. They
are gentle Pureative as well as Tonic.
relieving Congestion Or determination VI
the Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious
Diseases.
The properties of DIR. WALKERS
VINEGAR BITTNRs are Apericnt, Diaphoretic,
Carminativc, Nutritious, Laxative. Diuretic,
Sedative. Counter-Irritant, Sudorltc, Altera-
tive. and Anti Bilious.
Il. II. MCDONALD &; co.,
Druggists and Gen. Arts.. San Francisco California
and cor. of Washington and Charlton SITS. Ny
Sold by all Drug"is'S nd Dealers
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

Tonic and Recupcran mt Plantation Bit
tcrs.-The constantly-increasng patronage which it
receives has, tits true. excited the petty envy of
tain spenctic advertisers of pinchbeck panaceas who
hope to make market for their stagnant watery
wares by dccrying all sprituous medicinal prepare
lions. But the public stomach neither their argu.
mens their rotations and reject these
very weak limitations ofthe enemy entirely too thin.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

Fine new rosewood pianos for $500.
Fine walnut organs, six stops, $125.
Good second-ha pianos, $50 to $500.
Reeds Temple of Music, Chicago.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

A PRoTRUDING toe is not pretty sight, and
is never seen where children wear SILVER
TIPPED Shoes. They will save half your
shoe bills. For Sale by All Dealers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

C"rGHS, colds, sore throat and similar
troubles, if allowed to progress, will result in
srri'ilS pulmonary aticctons-frequcntly in.
durable. Wi>har1's Pine Tree Tar Cordial
Reaches at once the seat of the disease and
gives im:nI iliaic relief
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03
The Pretticst Woman in New York Mi,

TIE EORTnW ESTEEM HOasE NAIL Co.'S
. Finished" Nail is the hest in the world.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

Damned by Faint Praise.-Jas. Bcekman
clergyman, of New York, was recently badly kicked
By horse and was speedily cured by using the cclc
DRAFTED Mexican Mustang Liniment. When the pro-
prietor asked him for certificate he replied that he
considered it remarkable article, but it wouldn't
answer for him to ndorsc remedy in print" Here's
consistency But we didn't kick him, as the horse
did. The world knows that for rheumatism Bruises
s"ellilES, SPAWN. Scratches, Inflammation, Lame
ness, or any flrSh bone or muscle allncnt upon man
or animal, there Is nothing like the Mustang Lniment.
IL costs but 50 cts. and 81 GO per bottle and should be
in every family. tits wrapped in fine steelplate
label, and signed &c. ". Wcstbrook, Chemist"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

SEND Your name ANA address to DIR. &. H. Blackall
II Washington street. Chicago, and receive his Bull
lctin and Catalogue of new books free.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1874-12-03

Sake swcars to having written 300
poems for the New York Ledger.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10

Magen uno @eodrme angefaut iein, nm
CUR regeLntdBteen &eroauuug bci3utraz
gen. Jtur onr0 ausrei0enoe Qualitdt
uno Guantitdt bes Suffers tam fir
cine cute gel6affen9ett beS 8tMtes, Oas
ais W(atertal CUR NsubiIoung uno als
@riab Der abnuBun9 anauleben lit, ipie
tlr Gr5eu9ulg Der nOthtDeu6igen tbieriz
l9en MGrmeeutpidlung geior9t neroel.
Sn pel9er SOrm S0rnerfra1te gu
berfattern iinb, Ob unseiarDten, gemabz
len ooer get61t, bGn9t BON benz glitter
pes Pterbes uno nGmentIi6 BON benz 3u=
ftalo ieiner 3d6ne ab. 8et dIteren 9Terz
ben, Die i6on ab9euubte grobe NeiGeh6s
den Der 3dbne ba6en, miro ftp lebtere
~Tuttermetbooe tets empfeblen; bel tim
geren GDteren lift ie Oa8egen nt9t aaslt=
ratDelt, neil BET per TItteruag nit gam
SEN &ornern cine rei1Ii6ere Spet6elab=
1onoeruug erfotgt unO bterOurd i1om etn
9~etuilier 8orrei3 fur Die Before 8er=
Dauung anGeregt tpIro.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10
2QuOpirtDi0aftli0e8.
MtmteepReae Der @ferSe.

SIM 6erbit pTe9en Sic uebergG1tge bon
ser CONNER sur Winterfatterulg set
alien E6ieren ihoH Oeutlicb beroor3uz
treten; ain metften aber lit bieS BET ben
Yferoen Der SAL, lobalo Die i0pere Qlrs
beitSSeir oer 9er6tauSfaat ilbertuunoen
1T. Nn leBtere rei6t fi6 oant nod baS
Gtnfabren Der &artoffeLs Hllb Weii6~
forn5 @rnte, bas Stiir3en Der Stoppels
%feloer, 0te S%treueilfu6r &c. Weltit bieie
Nrbetten audi noJ feline b0ufonmele
GrboIung geitatten, 10 ituD 1te NIT ben
DorerpaDHten bod faum nod 3u Der=
glctben. Suntal Die Nrbctt53eit uGuebtll
t6gli1 tiir3er miro.
Sci oieler geringeren Snaripru6nQbne
Der &rGIte fam Die tdgltde Jtation Der
Rferoe odber aud iuteoer me5r beidrGnft
uilO i6tteBli0 5u elmer gang perGn0srten
gStnterfltterllHg ltberaegaagen !Deroen d.:
wte melt fi9 Die SHUTTER 0teoufttun err
ltreden bari, miro .alleroings tets bQpon
%GbDdngig bteiben, ipelde Mrbeiten non
por Gintritt Des Wtnters Slt beellbel 1t1o
llro et1en tpte groBell S%utterporratb man
~auf5ulpetlen bat. I'm eiuen lt1eriI QlIle
bali Tur etlIe auSrei6enDe Tiitteruna all
geiptnnen, 1T es ratblam, Die BferDe mao
iDren GebraucDsSmedeu ulo DER ulebr
ooet Hltlloer an8eltten9ten Seuubuna al
teltllen.
Als genitgenor Rdbrffoffs Rormeu fam
man annebmen: tilr maBlg benugte 9teits
ooer WagenpTeroe 6-S $50. sen, 6-8
Yto: 9ater, Iebit 2-3 Bfo. gtoggenitroh
5dderlin9; fir meDr angeltreH8te Der
arttge Bferoe 10 Afo. 3su, IO-l2 8fD.
3ater uno l3-2 Yfo. Netniaamenidrot;
tlIr naBig beuuBte Aferpferoe II Bfo.
oeu, II 4Sto. 9afer nllo 2-3 Bfo. Sad
lei; tlr 1d,tper arbeitenpe AGerpferoe IL
Bto. 3eu, II 8fo, 9ater uup "a 8fD.
paderlin9, Gum beiiern Stoffumlase
in 2rgantsmus lit auBsrpem NOD etne
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10
@latter aa.r 1tnterfrem.

Der 0Grtner, tpeI0er Otiftbeete ans
le9t, tuetB IN Der 3te9eL ben Wert6 Der
9erbfblatter tpobl su i6dBen un0 fans
melt tie, mann nllo no ite MIR SIT baben
ftno. Der Sarmer ieOo9, pelber bic
bette @elegeubeit bat, iie 5u fanmeI1,
Sunal iDenn er IN Der Nd6e BON MalDunz
0en Iebt, lGBt tie getp6Dnli1 auf Der @rbe
D%erfaulen. Nlerottg5 1ino Die 8lGtter
aud bort ntht perlpren; aQein elm 8oz
Den, Der Suiloerte bon DiGtters Genera
ttonen autgenomnlen bat uno nit elmer
meDrere Sou mGbtt8en 9umnsi6i6t
beoedt tit, erbGlt feinen uumittelbaren
8ortbeil our1 Die 8latter zines einaeIz
nen 0erbite5.
@er0en bagegen Sic 8lGtter aeiam=
melt, ais Hnter1treu benubt nno nit Dem
Stallmtit 5u Gompoit D~erarbettet, 10
b~rtugen tie erb0bte @rnte5 @rtrdgniile im
udblten 5erblt unb 3eigeu ibren pobI=
tDusnoen GlnfluB Guf na6fOIeenoe Grns
ten.
Sin uns ~befreun6eter Sarmer rednet
ote WaIobLGtter 81 ben belten OIngerarz
ten, Die er auf letner Sarm eetptnnen
tam. 81 iamrnelt tets 8roBe Quauti=
tGteH I'M 0er6lt nnb Minteranfong,
brtngt fie auf Die 86oen letuer StGlie
inter 9a6 uno pirft iie our9 etne Nute
gum 1etpetltgen @ebrau6 IN ben Stall
btnunter. SlQtter geben cine tparnle,
tr0dene unteritreu ullb la1ien cine Grz
lparntB bon Strob fir anDere ,3tpede gu.
0as lit Elm wi9tI8er, uibt 5u unters
19Gberoer BuIft, nanentlt6 in Der
Jtabe groBer StGDte, no bas Stro0 Ell
zen bObeu NtGrftpreis Su babeu pflegt.
StGtter ltno etipaS i9tpieriger ODER pteI=.
msbr unbequemer al %banD9abeu, ais
Srob, - atetn tpenn man ite einige
2So0en Dor benz @infabren III 5aufen
brtngt, peroen lie colnpatt uno Iaiteu IT'D
n~ltttellt zines JIe1ens uno groBen Eorz
beS 3tentIt9 lei0t auf ben Ma8en laocn.
Sine Sprolieuraufe nit loien 8rettern,
lpel6e oil 2 EuB uber Die Setten unp @Hs
Den oes Wa9entaltenS berausreihen, tit
cine lebr bequeme &orri0tung betm
8lGtters GinfaDren. Wttt WtiItgabeln
ODER lDenforten iperoen oann Die Slatter
GHfz unD abgelaOen, oarauf ltieoersetrez
ten auf ben Wagen &C. Selbit i'm Nlnter,
faIls Der S6uee BET &buutpetter iteuens
tDeiie forti1mtlSt, fam oft re9t tpobl
nod 2aY6 etngefabren tuerbeu, 3urltaI
oalielbe IN %compatten WfalIen i'm Nal=
De angetroffen ulo mttunter oArch
S6IitreubaDm Die gaHse 2rbett peIr
erlei@tert miro.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29
Pieida, Theatre.

Lord Dundreary was given ut this temple
of the drama on Wednesday evening, to q
much better audience than that which oc'
cupied the auditorium on the initial night
Of the appearance OF the Irwin troupe. The
wea her had something to do with the better
occupancy OF the hall, to be sure, but there
were Two other reasons that had more to do
with II, and these were the brilliant acting
which signalized the opening night, and the
fact that Sotherns oxhilarating picture OF
Lord Dundreary was to be drawn by pro-
lessional who, IL he did not equal the En-
glsh player in the plenitude of his gar
lands at least shone almost impercep.
tbly less, in the illumination of his
talents. Mr.. Rainforth'sNLord Dnndreary,
then, in all its measurements, was most
natural, n most exact, n most lucid portrait.
The Aurora OF pure dramatic gerius hal
lowed 1.-THE conscientiousness of II devotee
confirmed it q triumph. The ASA Tren-
chard" of Mr. Selden Irwin was not on par
allel, in quality throughout, with his rendi-
ton OF the night before, but most. excellent
rs that impersonation was, there were parts
in his CASA Trenchard" that were stronger
colored and which would impress II critical
spectator more comfortably. Mrs. Irwin
gave to her part the aroma of a pretty MEM
DRY, and was all vivacity and tlowery grace,
The "Georgiana" OF Miss Libby was an even,
an easy and satisfactory impersonatyon,
and increased the efficiency of fair support
materially.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29

ench side Of tho "bush" at tho same Time
Neither NJ the animals being Of that blood
that Mazenpa would have selected, they
took their abnormal situation tamely, ana
tie two Young gentlemen got on win no
other trial Than tangled harness.
A COMBINATION Of one kind OF q
man, u knife and whisky, ioRmlngly slam
med down tho gauntlet 10 = half dozen hhr'
hles on the corner Of Austin and Elm streets,
Yesterday afternoon, for q night While thls
was going ON n lady passed, and observing
the actions Of the man, mislnterpreled his
intent and ran into the establishment OF
MessrH, simmons a Lake, calling for prolec'
ton. This attracted u crowd, ana me man
with the whisky inside and the knife OUTSIDE
was calabOosed, He'll Zee how II IN to-day,
before Judge kerfoot' ...... .
LIE came in town yesterday, bought
him some paper, q bottle Of INK apd u pen,
the three tremendous forces that nave
changed the front OF tho universe, stepped
out OF tho store, looked around, picked up
one OF Mr., Wiles chairs sat down on ~ IN
mont OF the show counter standing on mo
sidewalk on the east side Of Mr.. Wile'a store,
spread out his material and commenced 10
write, "My dear Jerrusemimy," heard aome
small boy smile ont loud, turned gazed mp
street. down street, over his head ana then
on the ground, then springing up howled'
"Dog my buttons, II | didn't think was In
the deesIrlcl school, with the roof blown on
AGENTS are wanted byT. A. Wash
ington, Galveston, as per advertisement In
to-dny's paper, for the sale OF the new BOOK
lust being published, of general Joseph f..
Johnston's narrative of military operations,
directed by him during the late war between
the States" The book win undoubtedly
have q large sale General Johnston IL
known everywhere In this country ana Eu-
rome as one OF the most skillful generals on
the side of the south, n man of undonDted
honor and truthfulness, and whatever he
writes win enter largely into the inture
military history OF the late war. For terms
and territory address as, above.
IN all cases OF excessive drink Ing, the liver
and Kidneys will ~ found seriously affected.
The stomach refuses 10 net, ana c0hnot relaln
the necessary food. The nerves are nnstrung,
aud the man feels truly wretched, Or course,
In such cases. the first thing Is TO ceAse the
use of alcoholic stlmulants, then restore the
disc ganized liver and kidneys 70 their nor
NAL condition. No medicine WI 80 e1ectu-
ally do this ms William Il. Parker's Compound
Fluid Extract Buchu. IL taken according 10
direct Ions, no doubts need he entertained OF
obtaining prompt AMI encctual rcllei, Sold
by all druggists, everywhere.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29
pra4t,a Astral OIL.

Absolutely safe. Perfectly edorless. AL
ways uniform. Illuminating power superior
to gas. Burns In any lamp without danger
of exploding or taking fire. MANUFACTURED
expressly to take the place of volatile ana
dangerous oils. Its safety under every possl-
ble test and its pc; sect burning qualities are
proved by its continued use In over 3OO,OOo
families.
Millions OF gallons have been sold and no
accident, directly or Indirectly, has ever oc-
cured from burning, storing or handling It,.
The immense yearly loss to life and property,
resulting from the use of cheap and danger
our oils In the United States, is appalling.
The insurance companies and fire commits
soners throughout the country recommend
me Astral as the best safeguard where lamps
are used. Send for circular. -
For sale mt retail by the trade generally,
and ut wholesale by the proprietOrs,
CHAS. PRATT K CO..
l8d9S6mw los Fulton street. New York,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29
Iyl5dti
Lost or Mislaid.

have lost or mislaid the following cit'
scrip, viz. No. 1898, for sl2O.75i No. l@i, foi
ss!.5O; No. 1895, for s93.s5; nll payable to D. W
swlndells, and No. 1895, for SO, payable to j
W. Swindells & Co., and oil dated November
II, 1873. The public is cautioned against pnr'
chasing or trading for said scrip, as payment
on them has been stopped.
29sdIw j.. W. SWlNDELLS.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29
Who Did ltT

Yesterday morning, about two o'clock, -four
pistol shots were discharged somewhere be-
tween the Christian church and the resi-
dence OF Mr.. Sanger, which occasioned the
protrusion of about Atty heads out of the
various windows in the neighborhood, with
the exclamation of whats that for?
"Who did that" ais anybody hurt?' al
wonder If Bues' wife has shot Biles!" Hsi
hobbs suicid.d?" "Did our Thomas cat &c
skylarlsing last night?" and various othei
questions of an ornate and domestic charac
ter, tlled the night air.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-01-29
The Fellow that Went West. on Tues.

- day.
The vir7hee of Plano, "the lovliest village
OF the plain sometimes styled by those who
adore 1t most, was the theater Of nice little
affair OF this kind, on Monday last: II had a
man, most places have man, but 1t t'sint
every place that has man like this man.
And this man wanted y horse. The neces-
sity of having horse struck him while he
was striking wood-with an AK, and know
Ing just where he could get a horse he
stopped striking wood and struck for the
horse. 1t happened to be ut DR.. Buffers
stable, and, moreover, happened to be DR..
Buffers horse. Placing Il blanket on this
horse, likewise bride, he tethered the horse
to the fence and thought, as the doctors FAM
lily was not at home, that 1t would be pleasant
to see what the doctors house contained. SO
he went in. He saw an overcoat. He count
ed on his fingers how many months
1t would be before spring: "February-one,
NJ stop March is spring month; why
its only one month till spring; the doctor
can stand it one month"; So he put himself
on the inside Of that overcoat, and just as he
had buttoned the last button his eye fell up
on gold ring. He laughed all the way down
TO his toes lie had wanted ring for the
last ten years He moved forward, plowed
his little finger clear into that ring, and then,
thinking he heard q noise he boarded his
horse and went south. On the way south he
stayed all night. In the morning he reached
Dallas, and after enjoying the flavor ofFreed.
mantown for a few hours, where he sought
to dispose OF his plumber, he started west
Monday DIR. Butler dashed into town after
him, aud here lost his trail and we are
sorry, for the Doctor is an elegant gentleman
and one of the hest citizens OF our county, q,
In losing the man g trail he is also likely Il
lose his horse, his overcoat and that ring.
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DO to Stegall ~ Go. for fhrni-
ture. books, stationery, crock
cry and glassware, window
shades, pictures, and all kinds
Of mOuldings, wall paper. step
ladders, table and pocket cut
lery. 2SOd&wtf
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Artists materials al Reed a.
gS5d2W
NOTICE.

All delinquent shares In ihe
Dallas Real Estate and Build
Ing Association Will he sold Ia
the highest bidder al public
auction, on Tuesday, the 7ii'
day Of February, 1874.
10y order Of the Board Of Ill
rect0rs.
r. q, BARRY.
Sec'y and Treas,
2S9dtd ID. 10. II. ~ IL. A.
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lean femlnality, the glory Of man and
pride of nations, adds fresh graces and
new laurels to her charms every year.
Her dazzling beauty, her winning features,
her sweeter smiles, are causing poor ugly
man TO stand aghnst. Why all this modern
Improvement? It's being whispered around
that the change is being effected by the use
of that great female wonder, English Female
Bittprs,
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aAui0 IinCk Ills.

That habess corpus was not altogether
success, and Deputy Sheriff Peak returned
with the two YoriclSs, whose "lnhnite Jest
put the city in roar, last Friday night end
Saturday morning. Their escapade will be
looked into by Judge Kerfoot to-day.