The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1874-08-28
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ries and ice cream, being omitted. He |
got back his outlay in COLES, however,
before the week was over
An Irish physician was called to ex-
anime the corpse Of another Irishman,
who had been assassinate9 by some of
his countrymen. This person, said
he, after inspecting the body, was SO
III that if he had not been murdered he
would have died half an hour before
A good story IS told of the students OF
an institute which is located In the New
England states. A year or two since.
just before Lent, the principal OF the
school lectured the boys upon the pro-
priety OF abstaining from some accus-
toned article Of diet during Lent, and de-
sired each one to write the name OF the
article upon slip of paper, and hand
them to him the next morning at the
opening of the school. The papers were
handed in, and npon every one was
written the significant word Hash.
Miss Lillian Edgarton, the queen of
the lecture desk, who has SO frequently
packed our Maryland Institute hall, thus
opens her famous lecture on the ''Phllo-
sopny Of Dress" ''Oh, mother Eve
had YOU anticipated what habiiment
your sex would wear, you have marvel
| ed with wonder unspeakab able. But she
| hal her advantages. She was the found
er, not the follower, Of fashion. She
cosad never be aold now her mother-ln-
Law could cook. She pever gave cold
dianer on washing days. Adam s judg-
meat was not influenced conceraing his
wife By dIsnaraging recollections Bes-
seq state of existence Give US hap
DIV medium between the fgleaf period
anG the Dolly Warden party-a halfway
house between the common-sense OF very
ancient times and the unreasonable and
exaeting law of civilization,
4 raw countryman, gazing at garden.
10 the vicinity of Boston, In which, were
Sc yeral marble statues. exclaitned: Just
see what aste3 Here's no less than
si4 sca~e-croa in this ten-foet patch and
aoy one Of til. ,m would keep the crows
from : fve-acre, lo< -
Remember t 81 appearance are ofse2
deceieing Ma ~ pa2e, tniu young
Iladv will eat mo .e eorne! beef than 4
carpenter. Becan Sc you & cd her playing
he piano in the pa rlor it is no sign that
her mother is not az the cor per grocery
Eunning in debt fer a peck Q I potatoes.
A kentucky map while Gru uz order
ID his wife to take u hammer a NJ d Eall
nd knock his teeth out. ". til that
neekness Of spirit and obedience gbict
haraGterizes her sex. that lovia wife
beyed the orders Of her lord. WI. VEN he
OF sober his swearing didn't count, be-
ause be mumb'ed so it could not 6e
Understood.
Two rival clothing dealers in Portiar O.
Me. are attacking each other In the "
advertisements One of them says
'You half-witted Sorre|-top.- we sell
Houble the amount of clothing you do /
We are awful sorry Sorre-top has got
mad at US. We have heard that little |
Sorreltop was taking too much bad rum,
out did not knoy before that he had
gone into the faro bank business Too
pad He ought to reform. You little
bop squizzie, we will tell you Why it is
ecause nobody will trust yol for dol
II except Barnaby. We know what we
re talking about,
y PENNSYLVANIA boy got so homesick
lat be walked seventy eight miles.
ithout eating. In order to sit down once
ore at the family hearth-stone. He
as received with such warmth by his
= a'e parent that it was several DAYS be-
~e he could sit down anywhere,
Alter the prosecuting attorney bad
aped vituperation upon the poor pris-
y without counsel, the judge asked
u Il lie had anything 20 say for him
/. Your honor replied the prison
i ask for rostponenient for 5 days,
order that may fad a back guard 70
wer that one there
II meetingin London, to receive a
OFT from the missionaries SENT 10 dis
2r the tribes OF Israel, Lord Ii
asked to take the chair Il take"
epied, "a great interest in your re-
ches, gentlemen. The fact Is | have
wed money from all the Jews now
"a ana ifyou can fad a new set
feel very much obliged.
small BOY, telling his pals how
anne to be detected stealing apples