The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-02-21
EVE-ANGELICAL CORNER.

The new jewelry is very handsome All
earrings are small, and of red gold.
The ladies of Chicago buy $500, 900 worth
of hair annually and tons of jute.
A Brooklyn man witnessed the amputa-
tion of his wife's jaw last week without
wincing. a..
GLOW She Felt'' is the title of recent
novel. The author doesn't state how he got
his information
Pennsylvania girls are not allowed to sit
up with the beaux on Sunday night.
Mondays wash is the reason.
Tin bustles holding gallon of whisky
can be purchased by Buffalo ladies who
want to smuggle Canada liquor.
The Rev. Mrs. Roberts, of Kittery, Me-,
had the pleasure of conducting the ceremony
at the marriage of her son last week
Elizabethan rufs are disappearing rapidly,
and as they go they grow small. The ruff
now worn is of moderate size, neat and
pretty.
A jeweller advertises that he has some
precious stones for disposal adding that
"they sparkle like the tears OF young
widow"
can epigrammatic female says that male
is only mule spelt wrongly" This is nom
sense, when every one knows that if a man
is mule, woman is a uul5er.
An Ohio woman riding on the cars with
her boy said he was six. and when Billy
spoke up and declared he was ten the good
woman drew him over her knee and had
satisfaction for the half-fare she was obliged
to pay.
A gentleman was awakened in the night
and told that his wife was dead. He turned
round, drew the coverlet closer, pulled his
nightcap; and muttered, as he went to sleep
again: "Ol,, how grieyed shall be in the
morning!' "A -. ..--.
The secret which Capt. Hall did not want
diyulged until after the death of Lady
Franklin is stated to be that in his search
for Sir John Franklin and party, Capt Hall
made the sad discovery that they were
reduced to the dire necessity of eating each
other.
They tell this story of Scotch judge,
who, when one of his colleagues failed to
take his seat On the bench, leaving brother
to excuse his absence, on the ground that
he had lost his wife, exclaimed, 'Has he?
,o+ 81, sel,
all had the same"
The difference in dispositions was shown
Two sisters met after long absence.
sch! my dear sister," gushingly exclaimed
one, preparing to throw herself into the
arms of her relation. "You've been eating
onions, solemnly observed the other.
! Speaking of the hot soda baths at Idaho
Springs, Colorado, Miss Anna Dickenson is
reported as saying: FYou may think it
strange, girls, for me to gush at my age,
but, nevertheless, the Idaho baths are as
pleasant and invigorating as the clasp of a
lover. have tried both, and know"
"Brevity is the soul of wit" A New
Hampshire lecture committee recently wrote
to Boston to learn what Mrs. Scott Siddons
would read for. The reply was $4,000 and
expenses; answer, as Mrs. siddons win sail
for Europe at once if you don't want herr
"Let her SAIL was the epigrammatic
answer.
Z r.
George Sand is the wealthiest authoress
| in the world. Forty years ago almost on
the brink Of starvation, she has now an
annual income of over 100, 900 francs from
her copyrights and life contracts with
French publishing houses, and her magni-
ficent country seat of Nahant could not be
bought for 5OO,0 francs.