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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
A Fling at Prurient Prudes.

Grace Greenwood has the following
in the Washington Capital, apropos of
sundry criticisms which have presu1n-
ably been made in that city on an en-
tertainment in which she took part ::
" All the directors and grumblers re-
mind me of certain old New England
deacon living in one of the quietest,
primmest and piousest of country vii
lagos. I need not say that nothing like
these vain and theatrical church enter
tainments was known there. But one
winter some ladies of the parish, car
ried away by the fast spirit of the times,
got up mite society, and the deacon's
decorous daughters joined. Usually its
sessions were over at nine P. n. bat
one night, owing to the length of the
closing hymn and prayer, the mite-ites
were kept about twenty minutes later.
It was half-past nine whom the doacon's
daughters reached home. The deacon
met them at the door. He had sat up
for them. He pointed sternly to the
old bail clock and exclaimed Girls; I
should like to know what you mean by
such behavior If this isn't debauehery
I'd like to know what is 2"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
NOT THE MEN TO Gle 10.
Invaluable ADVICE % Eliglble xOunl

Invaluable Advice TO Eligible YOUNG
Ladies.
The American Register prints the
views of q correspondence lady-as to
whom girls onght not TO marry. The
list is so long that we fear no men viii
be left for those who follow her advice.
Her catalogue is formidable; whether 1t
is just we leave to the readers judgment
from the few specimen extracts:
Don't marry any man over forty. He
bristles with habits as English young
ladies do with angles.
DONE marry the lively man.
Don't marry the man who stops your
mouth with compliments, makes des-
perate love to you the first time he sees
you, and talks about kissing. That
man thinks women are fools; but he Is
mistaken.
Don't marry the man who tells won
derful stories of which he is always the
hero, and in which he always distin-
cuisines himself by extraordinary wit, or
sagacity, or courage. or presence of
mind,-these qualities not being, as
rule, conspicuous in him.
DON'T marry a man who has great
many sisters. Such q man is always
spoiled; besides which it is not pleasant
to be engaged to a man who knows all
about your false hair, aud how much
your dress cost a yard. No woman can
ever be an ideal divinity to man who
has whole squadron of sisters.
Don't marry a man VINO says every
woman ought to know how to cook.
| Don't marry man who wears an eye
| glass, or tight boots with high heels,
| or who curls his hair or his mustaches,
who puts scent in his whiskers or
bleaches his eyelids, who hsps, who has
his fnger-nails long and pointed, care
| fully cut In an almond shape who wears
four bUttoned gloves, takes six and
three-quarters and tells you so, who if
he be dark wears a red crayat, if he be
! fair sky-blue one-thero is no sureI
indication of mans character than his
necktie; always look at that frst-who
has enameled visiting cards and bril-
liant monogram, and who always wears
a rosebud in his button-hole.
Don't marry q man who keeps bull
dogs. He is sure to be like them.
Don't marry a man who gets up early.
Nothing makes a person so insuferably
conceited.
Don't marry a man whom nobody evel
says any evil of. Be sure that he is {
poor creature.
Don't marry a man who doesn't smoke
and who prides himself upon it.
Don't marry a-man who has a grea
admiration for DR.. johnson. He is SURF
to be bear.
Don't marry man who invents things
Invention is the offspring of necessity
Don't marry a good natured man
Good nature is to a man what the gil
leaf naughty boys sometimes adorn
sparrow with is to that unhappy bird
All the other sparrows get round hin
and peck at him.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
Submarine Rockets.

The English government has been
privately experimenting with what is
termed the fish-torpedo, in the canal at
the royal arsenal. It appears that this
torpedo, or submarine rocket, when
full-riggod with the explosive chamber
at its head, and the propelling screw
and steering apparatus at its tail, is
twenty feet long-the iron fish-shaped
body, which forms the middle portion,
being merely the vessel which carries
the motive power, an atmospheric en-
CINE working by compressed air with &
pressure of one thousand pounds on the
square inch. This is the first of these tor
pedoes made in England, but it is I'M
derstoOd that a similar system has been
tried IN Austria with great success. It
is also said that certain improvements
have been made in the design, which
are expected to prove highly advantage
Gus. The explosive charge will be one
hundred and sixty pounds of gun-cotfon,
fired by percussion on striking the OBJ
jret to which it is directed, and the
effect on which may be imagined.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
Northern Capitalists in Georgia.

The great Georgia Land and Lumber
company, which owns 400, 900 acres of
the finest timber lend in the state. and
whose capital is 81 500, 600, has for its
president Hon. w. E. Dodge, of New
York. and for business agent William
Pitt Eastman, native of. Gilm sntoD.
Me. Recently a new county was form
ed in Georgia, which included so much
of the land of this company that the
state named it bod. county, and the
shire town Eastman, in honor of the
above mentioned gentlemen. In return.
Messrs. Dodge and Eastman presented
the county with an elegant court house.
said to be the finest in the state. The
presentation was recently made, and
there was a celebration and great rejoic-
ing. Mr.. Eastman has an elegant sum
mer residence at Gilmanton.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

THRoUGH all the ages of study and
investigation which have marked the
path OF scientific discovery, one especial
ly alluring object has tempted the in
quiries and speculations of philoso-
pliers. 1t is what the wizard and
witches of olden time, the jugglers of
India, soothsayers of Arabia, Magi of
Egypt, necromsncers of Turkey and the
Orient, and alchemists of civilized Eu-
rope have sought, but sought in vain-a
vegetable non-poisonous Elixir, which,
by cleansing the blood, rem owing from
the system ali impurities, strengthening
the muscles, and the brain, and Yitaliz-
ing every fibre of the system, should
bid defiance to the corroding hand of
disease.
DR.. Walker, of California, discovered
an herb, the properties of which, if they
do not entirely fulfill all the conditions
above mentioned, have at least proved
themselves efhcacious in all of them !;
this herb Doctor Walker has made an
ingredient in his famous Vinegar Bit
tiers, which can be obtained of any
wholesale druggist throughout thecoun-
try
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
Liver ana nlooa diseases.


A hesltlgv liver secrstes each day shout szo
and half pounds OF bile, which contains q
great amount Of waste material taken from
the blood. When the liver becomes torpid or
congested It fails to eliminate this vast amount
OF noxious substance, which, therefore, re-
mains to poison the blood, and be conveyed to
every part OF the system. What must be the
condition Of the blood when It isreceiving and
retaining each day two and half pounds Of
poison Nature tries to work of this poison
through other channels and orgsns-the kid
neys, lungs skin, etc, but these organs BE-
come over-taxed IN performing this labor IN
addition to their natural functions, and can
not long Withstand the pressure, but become
variously diseased.
The brain, which is the great electrical CEN
ter OF all vitality, Is unduly stimulated by the
unhealthy blood which passes to it from the
heart and it fails to perform its ONCE health-
fully. Hence the symptoms of bile poisoning,
which are dizziness, headache, incapscity to
keep the mind on any subject, impairment OF
memory, dizzy, sleepy, or nervous feelings,
gloomy ferebodings, and irTItsbility Of tenn
per. The blood itself being diseased, as it
forms the sweat upon the surface Of the skin,
1t is SO irritating and poisonous that 1t pro
duces discolored brown spots, pimples,
blotches, and other erupbons, sores, boils,
carbGncles and serOfulous tumors. The
stomach, bowels and other organs cannot es-
cape becoming affected, sooner or later, and
we have as the result costiveness, piles, drop
sy, dyspepsia, diarrhoea- Other Symptoms are
common, as bitter or bad taste in mouth, IN
l5Ell4 neat, pd1kttGS4Jbs ACdcAl5
steady appetite choking sensation in throat,
bloating of stomach, pain in sides about
shoulders or back, GOODNESS Of extrennities,
etc. Only few of the above symptoms are
likely to be present IN any case at one time
The liver being the great depurating or blood
| cleansing organ OF the system-set this great
. hOusekeeper Of our health at work, and
the fouls corruptions, which gender in the
blood, and rot out as it were, the machinery
of life, are gradually expelled from the sys-
/ TEN. For this purpose my Golden Medical
Discovery with very small doses daily Of my
Pleasant Purgative Pellets are pre-eminently
/ the articles needed. They cure every kind OF
humor from the worst scrofula to the common
pimple, blotch OF eruption. Great eating NJ
| GERS kindly heal under their mighty curative
| influence. Firulent blood poisons that lurlS
/ in the system are by them robbed of their ter
rors, and by their perseveriDg and somewhat
| pretracted use the most tainted systems may
/ be completely renovated and built up anew
| Enlarged glands, tumors and swelhngs dwin
die away and disappear under the influence o.
| these great resolvents.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
Bieached Frogs.

Did You ever see a white mnd turtle.
white frogs, white tadpoles and other
unusual amphibious animals bleached
ont TO Anglo-Saxon complexion If
not, you can see this curiosity by taking
a walk to the paper-mil1. The water in
which the straw is boiled runs off into
a pond connected with Coon river. All
the animals boarding in this pond have
had their color changed to a perfect
white. They look as if they had been
whitewashed. This chemical change
probably results from the properties in
the water, although that is of yellow
boiled in it.-Des MoiaeS (Ios0G) Reg
lister
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
PAT,s PHILosoPnY.

When the winter 10 cold
I keep myself warm;
When the summer Is hot
keep myseif cool:
It, msbbe I'm bold,
Ana it's mebbe I'm not:
hut . RosBOon's . fool
When he goes into harm
See my old Uncle Dan
A wise one and stiddy-
f" What's the world 10 4 man
When bis wife is a wlddy
When the soldier struts by
With his sword at his side5
And the rattle, rattle drums
Beat tho roll and the call
He may go or may ny
I stay here till death comes
For mind me OF all
That in battle have died
am like Uncle Dan,
For be said-troth and did he
" what's the world to q man
when his wife IS 4 wsdGy2n
When the sailor hoists sail,
And stands ont on the deep,
Leaving sweetheart or wife
And the ckilder behind,
he timpts the Wild gale,
And he TRIES with life,
And he sinks, dye mind,
Where the mermaidens sleep
% Pat, seq old Uncle Dan,
q" Stay At home with your Biddy:
what's the world to G man
When his wife Is q widdy2"
Let the scholar sit up
And write late and long,
To insure him q name
He may sit up for me;
Give me but q full'cup,
He may have all lis Fame;
For it's stun, dye see,
And not worth an old song
Let us live, Uncle Dan;
Let us live and love. Biddy;
What's the world 10 man
When his wife is q Widdy2
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
EmRTY YEARg ExPERIENCn Oh An

Nn. WInsloWs Soothing syrup Is he pEsseip-
ton Of one Of the best female physicians asd
nursas In the United States and has been ussd e1g
thlrsy years with never failing safety and s1cee@
BILE infant Of week cid the adult n cogEsess
AcIdity Of the stomach, relieves wind COLE EaEG-
stSs the bowels and gives rsGts health And oG9orS
70 mother and chfI5- We believe Sc % bs tie bo.8
and remedy IN the world In All cz.zs e Sys-
entery and diarrhcsa In chIdrsz Whsthee 8 aEisaa
nom teethinE or nom any other cazss Ful1 a.
rectIons for using VIII accompany each bossIa
None genuine unless the fac-simfls OF CURTIS 4
PERKINS is on the outside Wrapper.
ssld BY all medicine desleEa
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

Some of the best surgeons OF Europe
pronounce the apparatus for deformities made
by the National Surgical Institute, IndiaDapo-
lis, Indiana, the best known This celebrated
Institution cures thousands of cases annually,
such as Diseased Joints all manner of hnman
deformities, Paralysis Piles, Fistula Catarrh,
and Chronic Diseases. If you need such treat
ment, send for Circular, giving full particulars
and information Of their mode of treatment,
facilities, etc.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

At this season of the year cramps and
pains IA the stomach and bowels, dysentery,
diazThna- etc, are quite common, and should
znent is the best article that can be used IN al
such cases, and should be kept in every family
Used internally
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

fatten, he must have Just twice that
quantity, when he viii gain two pounds
a day. This is one pound live weight
TO eleven pounds good hay. To obtain
fifty cents a hundred for his hay,
farmer must sell fat steers at five dol
lars and fifty cents per hundred pounds.
- Canada Farmer.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

SIMPLY because a soap makes good
" suds does not follow that it is the best soap
to use. It should do more it should not
waste away but wear well and not rot the
clothes. Proctor & CANDLES Extra Olive Soap
washes well, wears wen, in fast it mas no
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

HE demon of dullness which is often
allowed to reign at home has more to
do with driving young men into vicious
company than the attraction of vice it.
self. II parents would only try to make
home pleasant; establish ballet troupe
in the back parlor and beer-shop in
the pantry, thousands of promising
young men who now go 10 see the Black
Crook might be saved.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
Gain in Cattle.

It takes eleven pounds of milk to add
one pound OF live weight to calf; and
an OK that weighs one thousand three
hundred pounds will consume twenty
two pounds of hay in twenty-four hours
to keep from losing weight. If ne is to
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
sRowN,s vERMIFueE CoNFTTs

CHILDREE OFTEN LOOK PALE AzO
SICK
nom no other cause than having worms IN the
stomaeh.
BROWNS vERHFUeE CoEFTTs
win destroy worms without Injury 70 tbs child.
being perfectly WHITE and erss nom all col0s-
ing or other luxurious ingredients usually used IN
worm preparations
CURTIS 3 brown, Prcprietors,
No. as Fulton street.. New YORK.
sold By druggists and chereista, s1d deaisEs In
medicines, At twenty-five cana = bottle.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
LOW RESERVOIR
and q


QUICK and EASY,
CHEAP and CLEAN
SIS They arc cheapest to buy.
- They are best 70 use.
u They bake evenly and quickly
- Their operation is perfect
- They have always q good draft.
- They aFe made Of the best material,
~ They roast perfectly.
* They require but little fuel.
- They are very lew priced.
" They are easily managed.
~ They ara suited to oil localities.
~ Every stove guaranteed to give salixasn
SOLD BY EXCELSIOR MAEUFG CO.,
ST. LOUIS, MO.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

WE are confident that no case of
cough, cold, hoarseness, or influenza can with
stand the counter-irritant and tonic properties
Of Dr. Wishart's Pine Tree Tar Cordial. It
can be had of all druggists and store keepers.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

THIS laeonie but sensible German
ought to be sent out to lecture 70 the
people on temperance IS I sail tell you
how i vas. g drank mine lager den 1
put mine hand on mine head, and there
yosh Won pain. Den I put mine hand
IN my pocket, and dere vas noting. So I
jine the demberance. Now dere is no
pain in mine head, and de pain IN mine
body vas all gone away. put mine hand
IN mine pocket, and dere vas twenty
dollars. So Istay mid de demberanee. "
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28
THOSE FAVORITE HOME REMEDIES
PERRY DAVIS
PAIN KILLER.
ALIENS
Lung BaISann.

- Il
And sohy they should al,oays be kept near al
hand
cure that medical science has produced.
I'd. ALLES,s Lure BALsAN IS a cure for Coughs.
Of the Pulmonary Organs o'7--'''
any part OF The system- a single dose usual
9Th. ALLsE's Luxe BAT SAX VIII cure that te.-i-
hle disease, Consumption, when ali other
Sth. PAN KTLLEk has proved q sovereign reme-
g ieT T EsT tb a 4S. Ss9e S2a s Fevs It
zth. PAIS EHLLzE A. q Imminent fs uneoualed for
Flost Bises. Cbilhlains, Burns, Bruises, Cuts.
keep II on hand IN cale OF Group.
9th. PAIS z ILLEE has cured eases OF Rheurns-
tisn and Neuralgia amer years. STANDING
10th. ALLES's Luxe BALsAN has been before the
pubic period OF ten years, and IN that time
FectIons OF foreign connf rfe-- [ ii iars for'@s5S
many rissls but no equals
nth. PNIss KELEEe is purely veFeiabie prepara-
ton, safe 10 keep and use Ia every family.
The simplicity attending Us use. together
be entirely ersdesssa II by IA 10, ne ne 9 ay
amount OF pain and suffering tEst can Be al
upon every person . snppiy thenselyes with
hand.
18th. A LENS Luxe BAIsAx Is largely endorsed
oy fnysicians. D-ugzists, Ministers, Public
% L n the highest terms, ana reconmend It's
use In al cases OF Coughs and Colds.
Every housekee should keep these two valu-
asle remedies Al hand with them. % use them In
the OF need. Many sd hour CT suffering and
many PHYSICIANS bill viii Be saved.
Directions accompany each bottle
7, N HARRIS. Proprietor,
Cincinnati. ohIo
For sale by All Druggiats and Medical Dealers
For sale b. Richasdson & Co. 50 oniS; T. D.
Park, CincIHHatis X. A. Robinson a Co. Louis
vile; o. ". 5oasz Z Co, sEenphiss 3. j Harf Z
4. rs ian.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

Great harm and discomfort is caused
by the usa Of purgatives which griPe and rack
the system Parsons Purs alive Pills are free
from ali impure matter, and are mild and
health giving in their operation.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

THE editor of the Colorado Globe de-
MES that he was hung by a vigilance
committee. Western editors are great
liars, and one don't know whether to
believe him or not.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

Nor every one can be president, but
can buy SILVER TIPPED Shoes for their
children, and thereby lesson their shoe bills
two-thirds For sale by all dealers.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

A Missouri judge has decided that
woman is not an g old maid until she
is thirty-ive years old, and all the wo
men are singing songs in mis- praise
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

Go 70 riverside water Cure, Hamilton, m
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-05-28

For sale by ali Druggists and Medical Dealers.
For sale b. Richardson & Co. - oui~; T. D.
Park, ClncIBHatis K. A. Robinson a Co. LOUIS
ytll6i @. ". goses = Co. 1fenphiss X J, Harf q
Co.. New oGleansi g. ". George Galveston.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1874-07-24
PrecautiOn Against Drought.

AS drought is one of the greatest obsta-
Giles with which the Southern farmer has to
contend, too much thought can hardly be
given to the subject, with view to coun-
teracting its disastrous effects. We can
not, by any means now known, prevent the
dry and heated terms to which our climate
is subject, and we again call the attention
OF our readers to the Importance of secu-
ring so far as possible, such conditions of
the soil as will in the highest possible de-
gree fit it for the absorption and retention
of moisture. Careful experiments should
be made with view to determine what
are the best means to enable our crops to
resist long continued dryness. Salt, as a
top dressing on dry sandy land, is one of
the means within our reach to mitigate the
aridity. J. j. Mechi, speaking of the val
ue of salt as top dressing for such land,
says: "About five o'clock one fine sum-
mer's morning, noticed that where the
salt had been sown the previous day, every
grain of salt had attracted to itself the dew,
and formed on the surface of the ground a
wet spot about the size of sixpence, the
ground being generally very dry.-Rural
Carolinian.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1874-07-24

JOHN JoHNsoN's MAxlMs.-There is no
great success in farming without hard
work, but it is the good thinking that
costs, not the Flooding alone. 1t is uphill
business to 60 against the common judg-
ment of all your neighbors, but if you are
sure you are right 60 ahead, no matter
what they say. The servant is not above
his master in industry. The farmer must
be able to lead the field and know whether
man is doing good work, and the work.
man must know that he knows what days
work is. l said forty years ago that l
would use plaster if it cost me $40 ton {;
but clover and plaster alone will not keep
up the fertility of grain farms. When 1
see man draining his farm and cartng
out notable piles of well-rotted manure l
consider him safe. He can borrow money
to make improvements, and the sheriff will
not often tie up at his hitching post. When
the nudge demands an early harvest, or the
ground is so rich that the straw falls, l
have almost saved a crop by sowing salt.
Farmers miss it in giving up the old worm
fences. 1t is the cheapest in the end. l
wire the stakes together and keep the bot
tom rail up. 1t is awkward looking, but
l have sound rails now that were not new
forty years ago. l have burned good rails
in my time, but did not know as much
then as do now.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1874-07-24
SPEDDE.F s. GODDE.N,
AWNING and TENT MAKERS
aa LIBERTY ST., BALTIMORE.

ea5-Plain and Fancy House and Window
Awnings, Business Banners and Flags, Horse,
Wagon and Dray Covers, Tents of every de-
scription made with neatness and dispatch.
Business Banners, Flags, Awnings, Curtains
and Transparencies neatly lettered in n new way
apl0.1y
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1874-07-24

PLEASE STOP MY--WHAT 2-"Times
are hard, money is scarce, business is dull,
retrenchment is duty. Please stop N.Y.
-achiskey? "Ob, no; times are not hard
enough for that yet. But there is some
thing else that costs me large amount of
money every year, which wish to save.
Please stop my"-tobacco cigars and snuff!
"No, no, not these but 1 must retrench
somewhere please stop my"-ri5bons, je,c-
els ornaments and trinkets9 "Not at all !;
pride must be fostered, if times are ever so
hard but believe can see way to effect
quite saving in another direction -
tea, coffee, and needless and whealthy lur-
uries mo, no, not these; Icannot think
of such sacrifice; must think of some
thing else. All! have it now. My pa
per costs two dollars year; must save
that. Please stop my paper! That will
carry me through the panic easily. be-
lieve in retrenchment, and economy, espe-
cially IN brains" --Chmch Union.