The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-07-23

From craven stone and written scroll.
From All the old i0wer-ields OF ths soul ;
1 And, weary seekers og the best.
We como back laden from our quest,
To Ind that all tie ezges said
ls in the Book oar mother read.
TIaHr-LAonSG IS again coming into
fashion. This Is good news Tor short
armed lovers
TKE fool seeketh 70 pick : fly from a
mules hind les. The wise man letts th
out the Job to the lowest bidder.
s. Now is the time for roasting esrs. "
writes rural editor. he should carry
a sun umbrella.
Love matches are often formed by
people who pay for month Of honey
with life Of vinegar.
THAr was a bright LITTLE chill who fn-
quiTed, " hIs. when COWS die, do they
SO to the 'mlky-wayg'
A rHIIANrHRopIsr suggests that It
would lower the price Of small collins
to niuzzie the boys during the green ap-
pie season.
JAPASEsz civilization has progressed
50 far that they now allow criminal
his choice between being sawed up, be-
headed OF hung.
NEVER visit friends withcut scme an-
motto is S coed one: Be sure you
write, then 60 ahead"
A LECTURER aptly demonstrates the
theory that heat generates motion by
pointing 10 a boy who accidentally sat
down on piece Of punk.
A MOTHER advised her daughter to
oil her hair, and tainted fat away when
that damsel replied, ooh no, ma; IL
spoils the gentlemen's vests.
THE French and English press con-
slider that the manifesto of Count de
Chambord makes IL impossible foE him
to become king Of France.
WHuiE Texas women claim to ride on
both sides Of their horses, the New
York Herald claims that al sensible
people ride only on the outside.
THR chancellor of the New York law
school told the graduating lawyers TO
marry as soon as they could. So as &c
develop their argumentatiye powers
NEW ORLEANS has adopted the Lon
don and Paris plan, and the street car
companies are obliged to refuse trans
portation 20 q greater number of pas
seDgers than can be accommodated with
seats.
THE Detroit Free Press tells US that
" the sable Georgia sgricnlturists fol-
low the pl9w or work among the corn
this hot weather without enough cloth
ing on to conceal a goOd-sized wart.
WAIT WHTMAN on the BeeeheF mys-
terry:
Himalaya Of bamboozlemcnti
Great cTswfish OF the social seas and sacerdotsl
odium theoloeicum, and 60 and come again.
Which II to be, or not, is Why OF which,
Here seeing that by what We think We see
And nothing see a. AL
TIE use Of tobacco seems 20 be fall
ing of in England. The declsTed value
of the importations for the first quarter
of the year was only e322, 302, against
e343. .s75, for the same period Of last
year.
TIE "beautiful and accomplished
daughters around Memphis SC out
coon-hunting with their beauxs and on
returning home climb into the second
story window 50 as not to arouse the
old man.
PRoF. TYEDAuL is exhibiting 3 fire.
mans mask which enables the weerer to
remain in an atmosphere Of heat and
smoke without danger IL a fellow
could only take the things Of this world
along when he dies
PRoF. MUeaINs having carefully ex-
anined the " comet" by the assistance
Of several powerful glasses-at least
two-thirds full--is faliy satisfied thEt
il Is - stragglsr" from some drove
nameless.
TIE Flower UNDER FooT.
The flower may hide its lovely face
Among tho tangled meadow-grassea
II cannot hide its fragrance there
From any hoart that passes.
Al. gentle deeds, whose blessed wings
Aiieht in darkened doors, unbiddes,
Your lovely flower is known In Eeayaus
Thai low on earth IL hidden.
AN old chap. whose wife Is as nely es
sin. was reading an slopement case
which seemed 70 affisct him. Said he,
"a 7 should be tempted TO shoot q man Il
be was to run of with nay wife. Well
said a hearer, ga man ought to be shot
4 he ran OF with your wife. Verdict
Tor hearer.
Carr. SHAW, the chief of the London
aue brigade. viii very likely loss his
position. Recently, In order 70 ahoE
he efficiency Of She firemen, he ordered
AZ alarm Of fire at the British Museum
% be reported. The result Was that
london. after having been frightened
from its propriety only TO Hnd that no
hing was the matter, is full OF r1ght-
= as indignation, and demands the sac
-ihce Of Capt. Shaw.
THF MArDEE's IikArENr.-
rbs setting sun EEldsd her sofs brown ha!r,
And mslloEed the gloom in her luEninous
eseE, -
AID sank in a blazs Of luxnrlEnt dye7-
- ,l,o am oou,ea M with the coming morn,
Ard the west win darae aRein, as % yofsi
sr-t = hone once set is never reborn,
Al 4 heart that IL broken is dead sses1aoFe-
IA the maiden saosaod with the moaniHg trees,
And Hfsod wrf eyes 70 the rieing nsoens
snf whispered her woes 20 ths whispering
She slsstS mSst wear her spring hat tiB the end of
June.
A RECENT traveller says What al
Eavs iraureases me more than anything
.lss IN Fovut and Palestine has been
he entire absence Of chseTsul and M
music, especially frCm the
shffdren. You never hear thea singing
ID the huts I never heard song that
deserves the name in the streets OF
houses Of Jerusalem. One heayy baF-
den Of voicslsss sadness rests upon fhe
forsaken land"
srn ASDEEw AGSEw was famous for
syiviner broad hints. The nature Of them
viii Be best aseertaiaed BY the fstlcW-
ing snecdote Sir Andrew having for
some time, beea 3 estered BY an if1Per-
tfnent intruder, IL was one day remarked
5s the beronet by q frieDd, that this
nan No longer appeared In his company
md asked how he c0nsr5ved to get nd
of him. g In truth" said the baronet,
I was obliged 70 give the chiel 3
b=oad hint {" q A broad EintY replied
he friend. ST thought be vas one Of
those who could not take hint. By
nv faith. but he vas forced % take Z,
answered Sir Andrew, - for the fellow
would not gang ont BY the door, 20
threw hira ont the window.
IL a.. ~. IL