The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-08-20

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No parson Vas erer fond enough
of Susan B.
Woodruff. Clsain, &Oo. are all 1t
eea with their evidence.
Speaking Of the Brooklyn scandal.
where are the police:
Henry Ward B-echer, where is
the kidnapped Charlie Ross
The iron that is prepared 10 enter
Beecher's soul is apparently molten
Beecher's burden has now reached
three tons-Tilton. Stanton and
Moultou-
.What is the name Of that fowl.
papa go "a hen. nv son. What is
she doing:" "She's . Moulin
dear
The wit of clubbing Miss Anthony
.Colonel" is not apparent. She o.
WAYS manifested . reluctance to bare
erus.-RocAester Union.
Il should be remembered that one
OF the editors OF the Graphic is now
the proprietor of the Golden Age.
A good many unconscious reveIa-
tons OF their own natures are reveal
I'd in the comments OF different peo-
pie on the Brooklyn scandal.
"Mrs. Til,on's statement reveal. q
tangled web OF sorrowing and suffer.
ing" The tangled part Of this We
can appreciate.
The clergymrn Of Columbus, Ohio
are said to be almost sick abed of q
severe attack Of modesty. Firs,
0knock down" for the scandal
An Iowa widower last week tele.
graphed an offer Of marriage to Su.
san B. Anthony. She telegraphed
back that she was on the retired list
Miss Anthony has tied the cat uE
very tight, and will never let it gu,
Of the bag again. unless compelled te
do SO by . court Of justice.
Just imagine what people who
have not 81 scandal" have to put uF
with. They are discussing the ire
ciprocity treaty" in Canad.
Two ssnesthiders" of Des Nome.
when brought into court put in ,
plea Of abatement on the ground thai
they had been demoralized by read
ing the Beecher- Tilton matter. l,
don't work.
Mis-. Susan b. Anthony informs u.
that We have no legal proof Of bel
having been secretly married, and n
. certain period celebrated her gol
den wedding.-&. Louis Glob~.
He dropped on his knees and Va.
ready to tell how he couldn't hvs
without her, when he saw the corne
of photograph of Beecher sticking
out Of her pocket, and then he pre-
tended he dropped down to look fol
. nickel that he had lost on the car
pet.
Yesterday morning an old lad,
went into Gus. Dodge's store, and
6ercely demanded pound Of can
dies. Certainly, madam" said ID,
affable Gus, "what kind do you wish
star Or" "Wal." said the oh
parry, allowed I'd like to try
some of this Beecher's candle every
body's BLOWN 50 much about"
The New York Graphic think,
that Henry Ward Beecher is anxious
to spare Miss Susan Is. Anthony
maiden modesty the shock it nigh
receive were she to appear before III
| Plymouth Church Committee. Nj
Beecher is Justly considerste in thi,
for things are said before that com
nit,-e every day which, though no
too much for an ordinary girl to stand
would all 10 the cheeks OF the gentl
Susan bushes that would singe he
eve rows and set her bonnet on FIRE.
! The other day We were told tina
when T,lton had gathered to him.el
oil the wisdom of two and twenty b
refused an honorarium OF tl2, 900 pc
annum Tor writing a column . wee
for the Independent, preferring ~,
0oo and the privilege of lec'urint
One reason for disbelieving this ste
nv is that it has been only = yes
since similar story went the round
to the effect that the man who boile
down the Sunday sermons for Ii
Monday Herald in New York e
100000 year for doing only tina
unfortunately, . few weeks after, tn
favorite Of fortune died, and h
friends had TO play . match game
base ball to raise the money to bn
him with.