The Red Cloud chief., 1874-08-01
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Sunday school teseher-"Anoa,
vhss must one do in order to b for
tiysl?" Anns-"He must sim"
4 Western critic speaks of''Buniou,
s6e su,hor Of Pilgrims Progress. "
lie ought to 60 to the foot"
Refusal on the part Of . Louisville
husband to push the baby wagon on
Suodays IL 70 be made ground for 4
divorce.
Sponge baths" Arc recommended.
The best way 70 get one is TO 60 to
some bath room. take . bath. and tell
the proprietor to charge il
Ooe whc has made human nature Q
study. says that when . girl takes her
handkerchief and moistenine it with
her lips, wipes . blscA spot of . young
man . nose. . wedding is inevitable.
Deserted BY oil but his aged bob
tailed dog, his life went slowly out a
the shadows Of tho setting sun crept
over the front stoop Of Darling's gro
cary" is che way they express them.
selves in Georgia.
A Milwaukee boy has swallowed
halfs dozen steel buttons. and his
mother doesn't have to scream for
him when be is Gus on the street
playing with those Cluckersou boys
She just brings . msguet 20 the door.
and he flies 70 il like . needle to the
pole.
A charitable man keeps . psi, Of
dogs chained 1t his front door, 10 thu,
people who stop to "ees q bite" can
be accommodated without taking the
trouble to 60 into the house.
It il . startling mystery how the
presence OF an old maid and Q bald
headed man will east a gloom over .
picnic party which eve picked CLANS
can only partially dispel.
Western drinkers pu. some rock
candy in q bottle, rub the neck with
camphor. and then 60 and COAX limo
cent druggists into filing it with whis-
Ky, saying, my wifs's got 90 awful
headache and wants . little csu6re."
-Bosson Post
A town in Kentucky has developed
a queer specimen of genus homo in the
form Of . facesious dentist, Who i'd.
vertises that he will pull teeth with.
out pain to the operator, and with
very little 70 the bystanders."
When you SEE . young fellow strike
. match to lighs hi. cigar, then 70
store the unconsuned fragment 70 his
rest pocket. accept II Is . sign that he
Las been reading some good boob on
the necessity If economy for young
about to marry.
A lady writer points out the fact
- worthy Of note that while the men
who commit suicide are almost always
unmarried, the women are married or
widowed. This leads 70 the infereno.
that while men cannot live vithou,
women, women find life upbeassble
With men,"
An old bachelor ssys that women
are SO fond Of appearances that If you
could make them believe that there
were no looking-elssses in heaven,
they would set no more value salvation
than they do on . poor relation.
The concert saloon girls Of San
Francisco have gained . victory. il
having been decided that under the
Law that women can wait and attend
10 saloons - long 40 they DO not dance
and sing.
Mother may I 60 out to sing?
Yes. my darling daughter;
Pray for those wicked sellers of gin,
And make them take to wafer
Little Peselope Mssrovfss 10 . child
Who is keenly alive to What 10 going
about her. Wipine the nolasses
from her mouth Il the breakfast table,
the other morning. she sveetiy ssid
IL l should ever die Of hydrophobia,
Papa, you Won't let 'em cut out my
liver. vii you ~
A stranger get. puslIed in St Louis.
He picks up the St. Louis De~ooos,
and finds that he is reading . republi-
can paper. licensed q the fraud. hs
casts it aside and srsspinx the 81.
Louis Republican 6ods shss be IL read-
ia9 . democratic payer. Then he
nass the bell violently for the hslL
boy and vsnts &c koos If eveEythise
in s.. Louis "a br.sen deeeia"
A Ckeaso parsoo, who 10 slso o
.eAoei teacher. hasdsd . psobleu - .
de IN msshenssies The Oder day.
7hs fsse boy tool L. hooked q Il
vhls. ard aid: Il paA" sesood
boz searsd " il md drsvled out: II
ant make it." "Vesy vell, boya"
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