Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-10-01
NUMBER Al "a ;';.1 !.
FACTS AND gANOIEs,i.A !,

i, FACTS AND RANoIEss AIlSto,IEEss,i:, ",
s4--No young man dis proof hgeinstna
gum-drop when she, holds it between
her teeth and invites him to take d bite.
Out of the fifty-foaufr g, Young amrhsesn mhsen
sppointed cadets at 0We5tlP Point and sse1:
amined duringI the aphst, lYeek, only
twenty-five paased the exansination and
were admitted. 'l, % stI'il ~ - Is-szlsi
H.-.eof courss We couldn't s,havs him
roaming around here afid putting 9ea
congressional airs, , says q Nevada pa
per In explaining how &, horse thief
came TO his end! fsdl ssI.s9g, lagtsiaiiF
Young ladies' have bsokea ont with
an attack OF collar that partakes Of the
nature Of table cloth, % boiled SKIRT,
mad % ffeaans cape. 1t isiworn about
half sway down the back clhEaii.Ii,tu ne s,.a,la
ljurAn enthusiastic admiEer ;of Gold
smith Maid has pulled tso hairs from
the great trottef,s TAIL and intendsst0
have them woyen itntp q ring HHe'
needs plqg has to stoW NJ his 8! ears IN
Ii man is not rising upwards To
be an angel, depend upon IL lie is nsinR
ing down to beia DEVIL He cannot stop
at the beast. The most savage men. are
noh no beasts they are worse, 9 great deal
worse. z MID ss5fs$s8s2 efs1 yd
Lee Mamma, said "a alittle aIgieb
tswhat,s the meaning Of q book being
printed in limo 2 = g Why, my dear"
book will be published IA innAtWeIye
months. 4,
When o young lady notices your
shirt button hanging by asingIe thfead
on the fs ragged edge u OF the; button
l. n okf 20,
don't wait for another hint like that, as
you may never get it'll sfs ! igEssi 1dgig
n IA Kentucky church has sent Two
lady missionaries, to the Feeiee islands.
This is very consid derate, No doubt the
cannibals will prefer this issorts to 1the
tough. old gentle lemen who are nanally
thrust upon that market.
In Thomson's Gazetteer. is the FOL.
lowing erratum :" For Dutchmanrea
Dr.. Adams This iis almost equal TO
the well known correction, For dunn
squizzle read permanent or the amIts-
ling erratum- in O. Hartford paper, ~ For
Alum Water read Alma. AL !, Mater, 81. .ta,
--ss Mr., Swelkins, what lis o comet q
asked the elder Mrs. Swelkins. Moth
ling but a predatory star, with O mucit-
l,aginous tai, e, said Mr.. s. g mmJane, said
Mrs. s., |" git tine dicEionair and hunt
| for them air words Your father saIRs5s
did talk that way fore zvs was mar.
ried. - s 81 81 sss
If the time, eyer comes for the ex-
planation OF the mysteries of this
world we shall be glad to know why the
young man who remarks on leaving
church, 9: can preach q better sermon
than that myself, = is content TO aTsar
out his life over a. counter tatf $50 20
month. ,,,,.,- ;f;.. ,Ss
"A. New York paper has the follow
ing among its marine notices.: The
schooner Albatross was wrecked, on the
coast of Newfoundland on the 19th
inst, the captain swimming ashore,
and the female cook alsoj She being ih-
snred for S16, 200, and heavily laden
with IRON" -
-ss Are the Joneses back ?"' inquired
Mr.. Spitkins, who hasn been ont of
town all summer! di.' Yes'm, = replied
children got home from Saratoga this
morning" "Theh, Mary yoi1 may
| open the front shntters,n, continued
Mrs. s., "and say we've returned TOO"
| "A married pair were recently di-
vorced by decree OF the supreme jddi-
cial conrt Of the, statal Of daine on the
L
was that he loved fiowSsersI Books, ssIp5e-
| try, pets, and all the. beauties hof una
ture, while She confined her thoughts
solely to "biled yictuals" and the, In
terests Of the children. " ~ ssaito
Brief oolloauy in Texas 'between
tourist and o native 3 81 My, friend, why
lis it,everybody in this country thinks it
| necessary to carry one or two revol-
vers ?" Well, strangeri' said tho Tex
an, you mought travel arcnpd here o
good long time and moi. want q a'weppon,
but when you do want q pistol in shis
country you want it like hellepfiif f,ua
IAN eight-hour man, ION going home
| the other evening for his supper, found
his wife sitting in her Best clothes on
| the front stoop, reading asvoiumn sof
travels.2 q" How's this 2gl he exclaimed.
{" Where's my supp 7 2" don't
know" replied bis wife, ssI' began to
get your breakfast I'd six o dlockl this
morning and my eight lh hours ended ended at
| two p. III"
1e Ia curious uric episode III The RAILROAD
depot at IincolnI Nebraska,, the .other
dey, was q Mennonite divorce; The man
was anxious to go to Dakota, and his
wife equally anxiotis to fendhiii, 80, faf-
ter a long largumen fsinb Russiep and
German, they sat down upon the, floor,
and, opening bag Containing two
Thousand dollars inl gold,s counted it
out, piece byB piece, the nan taking
| one.half and the womaR the other.
| They then shook hands and separated,
the man jumping upon n train bound