The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1874-02-12

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G-ile--I Lave, noble gate keeper.
5 N.-Do yoa fnl any agricultural
marks about lis person?
cuiic--I d..
) E.--WLat IRE tlev
'uile--Ihc candidate la, csrrofr Lair.
re3'ish whiske-' and turnup nose.
;. N-ix vel. Why DO you desire
t, bocoms e granger
9a'de-(answering FOR caniiigte) That
isay b thereby the Lcttct enabled TO
harrow ny the feeli-gs CT the rascally poll
tici4n..
;. You viii bring IN ths ca. i.Iatc.
~ WORTHY stripling as you cannot zee, l
VII cause you to feel that vou are received
at the door On the three points Of pitch.
i'iS, piercing the region os the stomach.
winch IS to teach you the three great yr
taes--iaith, hope, ana charity. Faith in
Yourself, hope for cheaper farm machinery.
fni charity for tie lishtnins roll peldler.
~ vii noa he harn,ssed, AMI in re,ra
sentation OF the horse, Pegasus, Will be
tested rs to endurance and wind.
tho candidate is here attached to n small
limitation pl0w, By means Of a hempen har-
r91a. A driod pumpkin-yne is ,ut in his
month fer bit and bri1le-he is made t,
gsi down upon al fcurs, the guide seizes
to hri'lo, and Urged on by granger arm.
Il With Ca:-sda thistle, which he yigor-
"n-'v rp2'ies at The terminus Of the spine,
tie candidate IS g9.lopel three times aroun
q room. While making the cir,ut the
1a-mb@r. arise nnl sing
Get up AMI ius: you lully boy
VINO wouldn't be granger
the thi-t!e's prick don cause you ioY
,sesing you must BE estrangei, al
A'tlr this violent exercise he IL rubbed
dry With corn cobs, bteswa1cl where thi.t
le'', sni brought standing W before tn
eseat eh:of-thc most wor.LiDfu rumpki,
heal.
Y. Y. 7, H.-Why DO Y,u desire to b
i grung3r
Notwithstanding for himsoiO-
That may learn to e1tinguish sewing ma
chine agents.
- :" /. lI.-lIaye your hands Doe,
hardened with toll?
'andidate-Not extensively, but then
en- 80 rannins for Office.
NJ ". +. H.-'Tis well, for our lodge
confirm several who are supposed to b
r'aiy to sacrifice themselves for the goo,
Of their constituents 10 you feel rrett,
smart this evening?
Csndiaate-les, where The hustle zoe
NJ. v. P Il (-a7asely)--Give ne
claw Of tobacker
clnii late searching himself thoroughly
bit rs there 10 no place about him t. sticl
pocket, tries to explain, but the mos
worshipfnl pumpkin-head interrupts hin
with
Nevs. mind, my dear young friend
nm well aware that in your present condi
ton, You can no more furnish your friend.
with the weed that Adam could be comfor
table N 4 plug hat and tight boots. 1t i.
merely to teach you the grea. lesson oil
eeonoDy-doing to others rs you'd like 10
Rave them 10 to you. You will now be
conducted to the most eminent squash PRO.
ducsr, who will teach you the grand mailing
sign OF distress. The sign, my worthy
BROTHER, viii insure you against many of
tie Ills Of the griculturist--amcnCs 9TH
-r., asains. droughts and icing hi. by the
ierocious grasshopper."
The eaadidstc is now conducted to the
most eminent squash producer who thus
sa-s: my worthy brother, will now in
vest you with the order of the festive plough
10y. which you have well won by your he
,sie achieve ment while harnesscd-nsv
YOU ever wear i. with pleasure to yourself
pnd may II be 1 means Of terror to your
enemies
(The NJ. Z. S. P. then proceeds to invest
the candidate with the regalis Of the festive
Plough boy, which consists of long tomato
necS!ace.) The grand hailing sign Of
distress j. made by gently closing tie left
'ss, LAYING the right forefnger alongside
the nose. and violently wagging the ears.
|, requires practice, but the advantages are
Intense. il also has an important siguif-
sation. which you will 10 well to heed.
HE closing of the eye signifies that in all
our dealings with mankind You are bound
- have IN eye 70 business. LAYING TIE
fnysr alongside the uese i, embleus.ical
wisdom, and places you at once among
re 'hno-ing ones This IS extremely han
- ~ rr"E'ceticatlp. new .her, and
YES the wear and tear Of almanacs. War-
~ tie cars signifies sublimity ofpurpose.
I'd IS thought 10 lie emblematical of child
to1d's hours 1t is also supposed By come
roiound scholars 10 have a distinct refer
lace to aprle dumplings, but this fact is
.'nswha, obscure by the dust of ages. In
Fos"n thut yoa a,s one Of Us. you will now
: branded. This ceremony is very i'm
lressive and consists Of two bands. They
re both applied ''While the iron is lot :
sd consist CT one letter os tie alphabet
."eh. he frs is large letter s, OF which
VII please sit while the other letter j.
~ LEO to the stomach. The letter S, nv
,rthy chicken, signifies scooped, and re-
10 railroad lnonep0lies. 1t is also sup
i".s.! 70 Indicate the seat of -srnns-the
. nheIe tic oli-;ine teacher hunted for
.lrs it'll the i6rule. l he second letter
ali i applied, as said before, to the
~.rh la, a double meaning. First,
= !lAsaiI1n is an agricultural oGs, corn