, 1874-12-10

Wy tH1uNEh Ao4 I'LL t'u4 tOcV VI aEGNlAuh HUb-
slblo ton or two oi tho kal1--ook, nnf wrote
note to tho Dritlowoi1 koopcr explaining to Inn
tho mothod Of manufacture, md ordering him to
havo roaay nifty fosnalo tuaBslcltors to perform
tho necessary inltial process.
wna immediately hnttoa 10 tho Mayor by num-
bcr uf Eol,ll0lncn, WHO Expressed M opinion to
tho ;i, Effect TINT ,.'y th.e'y could not DO brought
70 ss psear vi" natons sf09 5ovopso Sy br,s Ssf
bourbon and lots Of it wns their hlen, and toy
would withdraw from tho mccting unless their
protest re, rocolvod proper attontion.
NJ Io Mnyor regretted exceedingly that apr
nea no doubt that tho trlnl; was powerful, and
therefore pleasant, ono. Btill, this was at pros
ent frce city {hero tho Mayor again reatel tho
history Of tho victory Of tho pooplo over law
ksu juice could talo anything olao that proyed
to bo AyAnbln. Uo hoped TINT. with this oxpla-
nation, tto objection would bo Withdrawn.
Tho objection was Withdrawn.
The Grand Comptroller Of tic ylctn.!s, Liol,t.-
frequently boforo aciod as catoror to
crowned heads Mt tho Capital yot lao folt
dllsdonco at assuming tho task Of providing
was soon to slslstlo city. flo remembered rcad-
ing Ia a book when boy TINT tho eaantwioh 1Binnl-
oIs nro al catuibn!s, mud ho fcarod that ~ Wow
Of tho rccont ,!nrloasantncss regarding tho un-
Guilty IN procuring meat Of this peoniRr desorlp-
tion. Still, ifho were ordorod to procure human
joints anl cns!ots vhcrowit!A to aprense tho
Royal Saptwichor6 appetite, lo would do 10 at
vide the doiicacioB OF tho Boason no matter
what tho eSponRo, and ho would not allow hta
prestige or tho Royal though rathor peculiar np-
potito to suffer On this OCCASION.
BEHATon KEiOE
naked 17orrnIaaion tointorr11t tho speaker, Which
waB grantod. llo guggcated TINT. luas,nuch us
King Kainsnnn rulota over the Sandwich lslnndB,
tho probability waa tt'at llo was very nartial to
lfndctsSs nn cat f. pl1neo iGr!es ,l Ga S'S a0"n
Aa soon rs tho Senatorial punster had boon
Hafoly mud suddenly conducted to Clark Hlreot
thy business Of thu mooting was proeoodotl With.
Iho Grand Comptroller of tl'o yictuals Pre-. p,
Islanders tlrow b distinction betwcon hunnn
tlcs!. aud pork by designating tho foranor
"long pig F" mud tho latter "short pig" Nov.
as Chicngo wished to no ahead Of tile world iii
everything, Lo would ll1io to soo fling Kalakata
troatod to tito very longest Of "long p1g" into
Which 1o had over dug hlu knife md fork If, i'll
tlouu, Ills A{njosty used thoso civilizua inlpio-
1nents,,-a thing Which llo would mako it his
bunlnoss to loaru in titno for tho banquet.
It occurred to hin that, in treating guest Of
King Kalakauufs grandeur, IL BECAME tho city to
mako nil reasonable sacriiccB and ho would DO
gIad Of any suggestions OF citixons
into guel, "loug pig" vi tho Kiug l,ad noyar be-
fore enjoyed.
several voices at onco, "Long John Won't
worth! Long john! Long JohM"
excellent ono. IIe was enro tl,at btu respected
predecessor would fill tho bill admirably. aud
thas lis woll-hnown pntrlotio spirit wollli causo
lin to sacrifice lis wonderfully elongated flamo
upon tho altar Of tho ,city's hospitality. 11o
would appoint as committee to lay tho matter
before Ms. Wentworth AID. Dixol. 6cLairncr,
and pickoring to report at hlB oico tho following
afternoon.
Mr. Cleveland stated that vher boy he .,as.
read in book thAt thu Sandwich 1atunaora hnt
great pcnchant for missionary. Might not one
Of tho belf.abncgeting
be induced III 1ltB zcA4 for foreign MISSIONS. to
permit himself TO 10 converted by I.ioms.-lol.
uagkell into suitable otatreeY ut tho grand ban-
quot: Ho was euro TINT tho Eov. l[r. Dogma
brol1e1 ja Sandwich Islanders, would mike nj
appropriate Bao-tlisl, aud greatly uld to Clli-
cugos reputation lorlospitality.
Sonator AfiteH kaloe, wllo Ind crent uuoh-
served buck into tho 1ooin, did not agreo with tho
previous speaker. 10 was sure Alr. Dogma
would object to tho decision OF Tho prcsbytory-
he mcant meeting. Ho would raiao quito num-
was suro that Mr. Dogma wonll dIsagrep With
the king-he hnd never agreed with anybody
while aliye, aud it would be just like hin, 10 dis
agreo with his consumer after deatll.
AN AHbNAf 6E+H wv Hp3iak u *J6 DaHH3Of d
jokes, ho waB permitted to resume lis scat
without further lEoohtntiun.
AID. Stunt suggehtcd tho name of tho Rev.
11r. Geraldine, of Aminble Church. Tho pastor
Of church with 10 kindly nano could not fail
to agroo with the gentlemen who diued upon
htm.
Aid. AIahr objccled on tho ground tint a1r.
Geraldine Ind no missionary spirit within him,
anl WAS not therefore available.
Tho Mayor obicuta1 to Huch disputes, and ap-
pointed ~ conlittco 10 sect1ro yicariouH mfniH-
TERN! cntrcoa Mr.. Phil Hoyne, Col. Mcclure,
and DR.. Bcu Miller.
Tho Mayor suggested that somo suitably
i 1T subject to garniah tho Kalalsa,la,, banquet.
Mr.. Pill lIoyuo. AID. hfahr and Stout, and
City-Treasurer 0Hara, immediately aroao atld
loft tue meeting, to which they did not return
during tho evening".
Nj. City Clork forrest suggcalca TINT, M tho
a1ayor himself was tho only nonbor Of tho
meeting present who could buast OF tbe pnssos-
sion Of anything like ombonpoiut, ho had bet
The Chair promptly ruled hIr. Forrest out OF
order.
Ell. FORREST
accepted tho reproof. Alld stated that ho ind
rcatl ln buol;, when boy, that tho Sandwich
Islander did hot care for any lesll but Tint vi
tho victim Ut Lis owu proHesB IN warfare,
nj tue Sandwich 1s1autior required
to satisfy Mt once his appetite Rnl
religious fcolings waB . log anu prisoner.
Nit wpn ho brped bis vct W 1 snohep
portion lo built tire wherein to cook lin, and
with tho remainder Ao fashioned him Ill idol to
whom ho rendered devotional Thanksgiving for
the good things Of tho world. Such littlo details
NJ llcso should not 10 tllsrogarded III ho1loriug
10 august T. GEeBt ~ King Kalakaua, and lo
hoped TINT tho lloyn visitor might lo allowal
the rlu Of tho hotel Kitchen, wl!oro provided
with Long Jolsu and the pagson. and telegraph