Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1874-06-15

. and superb procession of ''The Worlds Show
Ike their appearance this community, and those
.a,nt. may as well calmly prepare themselves
ran epidemic attack of emotional insanity, which
eliminate in a visit to the vast city of twenty
rc-polo pavilions. So put your household in
.r. and prepare to go crazy on the date above
rnel over ?. 7. Barnum's insane but eminently
.,,ssul effort to put himself full century ahead
f.1 other showrnen, and establish veritable
raypiug Worlds Fair.
Local News.
EAST ALBANY.
Some chap who can't keep out of dev.
Iiry, week ago last Saturday night,
tok a pig from Theodore SINNERS pen,
a1i turkey gObbler from the roost, box
/ dup the pig and placed him on the
minister's door step, leaving the gobbler
% keep guard. The minister, thinking
some generous soul had Intended the
PORK for his barrel and the fowl for his
table, had place fixed for them to
strut, grunt and grow fat, but Theo-
ine hearing of the whereabouts of his
property, concluded his accommodations
tc keeping such animals were better
Milan the minister's. took them back TO
tLer old quarters, where he will I'M
aubtedly take good care that they are
Fal fatted by next thanksgiving, and
bat the minister's family do not find
seIt short Of pork and turkey on that
ay The third party interested is re-
Vested next time to call by day, and
bot be roofing around in the dark, or
be may get gobbled up.
BARTON.
Butter, &c cents.
New goods at Skinner & Drews.
A week ago last Thursday, H. f.
Pillsbury caught cusk in Belle Water
pond that weighed six pounds and nine
ounces.
Time tries all things"
friendships die away
Rocks crumhle into dust
And mems strong works decay
Earths beauties fade,
The strongest links must sever
But clothes at McDougals made
VIII almost last forever
The MONITORS columns. this week.
ELL a tale of mercantile and moving
nachlne appreciation and business pros
enty' that heretofore is unexampIed in
Is history.
little son of John Drown, while
play with other children, had his face
lad eyes so filled with burdocks that fol
a1out three weeks it was feared he would
lose his sight
We are so crowded with advertising
as week, that we are obliged to leav
'u' several communications and the Pas
'ulpslc time table which we promised
F" give. Another week will fetch 'em.
george Dillingham; whose home, W
eueve' Is III New Hampshire, but VIII
'' been for the past winter at work o.
images for the railroad company, fell
"N' Saturday from the Mansfield bridge
lo the river, distance of thirty feet
uncut breaking any bones or sustain
Ds any serious injury. In the fall h
MUCK against some slanting timber
'leh partly broke the fall. Had
wv Deem for this he must have been in
'aatly killed.
AS lNTEMPERATE ToAD.-John DroW
VI THIS village, has in his cellar, toa
which has become q noted beer-bibbe
y AeaSy barrel of home. made, corn bee
'''' IN one part of the cellar, and HI
''''nlp Is in the habit of standing III
''' the barrel and catching on his tongu
"' falling drops, as they come from til
'"l'el' The effect on the toad is th
''u' as upon toads of the mammal sp'
'--ne gets drunk, reels, staggers an
very silly. If he is carried ava
~ 'ne barrel, so soon as he gets sobe
'usn to travel, he returns and drinl
''''l he Is too far over the dam to drin
'1 and then lies in stupor until th
w VI the dram is over, when he n
wa 'he process. The advocates of be,
7D' 70 visit this toad and note no
'''y his appearance and behavior al
Dp''ved by the use of this innocer
leverage.
''uie Swiss Bell Ringers gave a
'alnment at the Town Hall in tn
s'' last Saturday night, which W;
= satisfactory to the audience presen
'u year ago the same troupe sal
'ang here, much to the pleasure
'' nearing them but the entertai
D' now given is far better than tn
year since, and shows the adva
:. VI training and practice in the ia
al parts seem to be well nigh pc
This is company of ladies al
e'Aen' in the best sense of the teri