The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-05-08

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fsns'ren a,rs T'hH'Vrn IA ,hrm Ars,
however. iefnn,.. y. N wrt~
The rTattivs II leaving baskets faI
II hshs IN Tive .iaut steps n tssimahl,
rltises has ltsksn "a, IN ps Meiass.
Tbs editor II 4 keniasly lAle,
was lhfu~n ir,a r'na NY rtite.
siAhtrf, anl il snil III have swallowed
srmr Nasrf TT the DIST time sinre bis
b., haol
4 seaing.maehine ugen, Ii la,liana
has heen arrested frr having four vise,
The i'amsnse profits .ha, nre made m
sewing -msrh,nes certainly justify m
agent IN having fur wives, hut ~
ought 10 know thu. nothing .lsa does.
The two bes, rulea iw 4 system u
rhetoric ere. 6ra have something 10
say, and NEXT say IL.
l.andlady--l fiercels )---ion musn'.
occupy That bed with your boots ~,
lscarder--Never mind. they're an old
pair. | guess tho hcd.hugs cant hurt
I'M. III risk II anyhow.
Becchcr's las. declaration In church
Il thu, greenbacks arc government
lies +" II .hat Is theology give IN moro
of IL
And Y 7rssnLack arc lies they arr
quits - good ~ such theology, and
every body bankers for norc d en-
too.
Tho o,ler LAY. ~ n concert = gtntlc.
man hnsinp put his la. upon chair
70 keep l,laee returned q claim 4
after shrrt absence. Tho hut he
found. sure ouuugl, where |, had bcon
IN, OILY there was stout .ady sitting
~ ~ "MAdsn,, ssid 10. ",eu ars
sisling On y, hs.. = Tho lady bl.&hsd
y little. turned round, aud said In The
bandest manner, TN. bse ! rnrdou' I'm
sure thought il Mas ny husbands
What tie dickens Ies Mr.. Elgur
Wright spell Eliza ~ thu, WI, iur: u
~c had female mains W. should pr.
na'gass Y ~ fms = or'hafraIh, u - !
Il VI - somebody who wouia.
There II a man In pcnsylysniA ahe
has lived IN i've states within tho Inst
tl'isty years, and hss served In III,
psnstSstlsry u four ~ them. Will
may bc cxslAi,a. md No would RECON-.
'ncnl tbs exclamation Nv 4 relief IL lin
feelings
Tia world II mol my friend nor The world.
law.
y, botlsr cremation. We have 10
oarn our li,ing--and w don / want 10
Do compelled - urn our dead.
4 Connecticut l,or.cahief snapped 4
Ans animal fsr couple u copper
watches No inflated currency for
him.
4 man writing POLITICALLY Of lhe
weather Mys; Tho backbone u
winter II broke,,. hut In tall wsgs yst
occarionally |"
An English Judge. baron Aldsvsop,
On being asked 10 give h,s opinion - y
tho proper length u . ssrnoa. replied
Twenty minutes. with ) leaning y
tho eide v mersy."
Twsnty-oss frsshnsa wsss lo1sly
suspended from N EaglIsh collegs -
sauso . professor soul,ln't Ind out Who
plsced . tsn-ouncs tash In biz chair.
Hs, however, knew 81 about who ~
down On Il.
Some n the trsss In Arkansas ass aid
% b. deadly - Tho upas srss. One u
them ~ aim tree nssr Elgin. has besn
tho death Of twslve man already. for
particulars inquire u Judge Lynch.
IN extraordinary amount " talent
IN congress and slsss here u devoted 10
rsscality In shsss days.
The Brooklyn Argus u h.hs opinion
tbst kind word will always 20 fur