The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-02
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Josh Billings On Dispapshe.,. -.

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Dear Baker: Ishave2bSen "a okSk,ikabT
dispoptic for'27' years and four rndhoutns, ssd
it would have been munni in insniipoSkesaadi
if had beenbordi without anya stsusT
muck: Y 81 '-@i'is7 he sib;M SD sssr;os s,asv
| have prayed upward offs sone ti,ovs ,cl
sand 50 times to be,ap the iasidea like %
'rsr'Gh ot a travelling; colporter.,l j. vbn, y
| have seen tF4ysllipgs seop 2rtass, vhe, IA
could cat tv az much az goose.
have ,i seer. goose eat till sshsyo
couldn't stand up any. moro, and, then a''p
sit down and eat sum, and thsn lay dsgls' down 20
and eat sum, and then roll oytd.7 over aud and3esgA as
I ssum mere. S'SA"' f8E lSasina eah
hive tried lsidg On filtered ddei Aisstsr SD 50
and going barcfoot for dispepsRe, daaaiah
that dldn't lit the spot o. i.iW 'esaiIeuSo
have soaked ae.water cure establiskady
nen's until [ was SO Timber that kouldysM
n OF git myself bactsagain= inside eofmiA
bal iw'n apparelatesd sRT ;egss 7sdtea2
bulsht saddlc.hoss once whoo EIaa ssi
got up expressly to kure dispepshy++ll-llsa:ea2
was warranted to kare the dispepshy ,ins
30 days orkill the hoss,, T. al I. ,.t. -.
llewas warranted to trot ha1der, ,thaad.A
trip hammer. pull wusser on q bic, =
stumble safer down hill hill than emmy oshss
hoss on the foot stul., -
rode the hoss until i waz all OVER
jelly, then sold him bride and saddle
and all for sixty eight dollers, and ggsossa's gosa
sued by the purchaser, and had afotpsdf
him ninety dollars and sum ssnts dana Il
gcs, bskauze the ho9sa had the sNimsiy, saa1
disease knu nothing about. ''a Sc s"i
The hoss and flxingsa kost me 42O dol
lers gold. @H'ts a'sasta9'j aa& siA Regs
ko ntracted' for eleven koras ef ~
hickory wood, kross grained, aud as fall
ofwrinkles az an old cows horn and
saw ed away three months omit, and tho "a
pile seemed to grow bigger every day.
Tfnally gave away1he saw, and what
l979i there was left to- save : life, and
sat saraged, a square yictim is
to the g. Ssss -
] have lived as side. rs gais
bnnlrd nthc sailing flood uutil twas an
we!lfpickled as a number one salt mack
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! have lwelt al. Saratoga, and taken
] the water Ii Ike mill race and still had
tie dispcpshec. ~ E.'s . 90 Itsa fstSsd
Ihavo walked two two miles before break
fast and then EFT a slice oy dri toast ana daa
haif the yielk ov pullet's eg; ana Sels Ia
ball the time az weak as kitten thsb 81
had -jhst 'cohie outoe affitt. a7kvRleq
4, + have Flaid' down more than taUis
thousand times,s and rolled over. dones Sao
rninate all nght'Iongg, sand ssssupih aha2s
'ncrning like corpse, and there didhsSAa
nothing scemttooail mc,dnnY 1hores
pardeularl 5siio1sC sd4 so aaidaig aivfay
j. I'havc'read' whole libsrys ontheat,ana,g
Il nnk and 'liser andsewhen l. gotathtuEin
knu a CRATE deal less what wa. thea taas,7
! ter with 4nes than whenai begun. .aa,, a
/ 4 have idrapik. whiskee With ROOTS in I,
enutf7tol carrygoe, Tbridga; essIIsYys,
mill dam ipstheacountryy . ei sa;,..;b III,
! lthave worked onaa farm for mi yittela,
ahdrboafd ,,and; distoda Oh os tfridepork andss
ri bred, untili was thin 'as the sermon
oy,s seyen days baptisss prsaofhsess!s prrssasofhsssa !. %
i I,have dun all these things and taa I
thousand other things just as irffdiklu5,a
and have got The old dispepshss yss,,a
just az natrnI and as 'tiik as the pimpies'
on four year old goose. 'S''''s"'9 el' -
-oTt yugit a,gooa hold gosathes diapep
he onee7yau tarat nevers loosa itasntirs,
Is ii wiil 'chmiarodnd to6csiaaa sgnilo,
iik'"a! host, and If it don't skaraleyu aa
mnichIas itadidI once, land tniakoai you
iIiidk Su1afe going gtoR Rdiea to- morrow,
it Will mkeyou feel1just as sorry .t9sSs
Yours, JOSH BILLINGS
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H'The abasess 'men havsth lowest es.i
mate Of women.di .ssfsgs tiOs baistasp.
y Straw bcaffies are ID New Yofkmarkes
at 81 quart tsfd'en 81 Cd esHsosd. ,tssza4
affsis. Raysi, a'iiis1Es ii 1Esaksse sapSFGar, issho
most most intonretfef1y territory Of the United
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soaic 81 eRewkelssale 1iqaor houses
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