, 1874-09-27
WOMAN.

| i'm NE4tAC &obh"
WOMAN.
EIGHT Connecticut young ladies hare Jus
taken the veil. They we're hopelesslE ireckleu ,
! 1t is stated that four women out OF hEe etics
tho postage-asamp on the 1eit-hand corner o1 Tue
envelope A
-sfr. Henry Yore, Of Portsmouth, ". ha,
eloped With bis mother-in-1aw. Tho daze o1
Yore will soon be DER
"A Boston court has decieod that it woman
| lends money to her husband she cannot get II
back This decision Will not Do ne" ~ "~n}
-.ssbo died for me- said the youn: husband
when be beheld her dark locks gradually return
ing to their original rcd.
! 1871 night-gowns, and she "ept the other day
when Bhe counted up. .
| An Orskany youth who sat on the front
eteps while his girl put her bonnet on. "aa DIS
gnsted to 6ud that the steps had JUST ooen
| painted.
-All.pore1ful love induced St Louis girl to
pawn her back-ha1r 40 shat her lover might hafo
money to bet on q recent pr1ze-fght IN that VI
cinity.
The philade1phia Bulletin thinks that it is
| impossible to make the modern hired girl funny
on the stage. Tho subject il too solemn to be
! t1lt1cd with.
| -plnin women wenr spectacies; handsome
! women, eyo-gatscs,-a convenient CLASSIFICATION
| for the philosopher.
| When Young lady has to stay at home from
party on acconut of . stv her eve. it is use
leas to tell her tha: Providence doeth al things
| for the best. .,
| "A young Indy wants to know. why she shall
INV SIS for r pair uf silk hose. when she must
keen them out Of sight all tile time.
"A fellow who lid under a sofa at IN informal
| Boston missionary -meeting SAYS that the thirty
five ladies spoke twice OF the downtrodden
hoatLen, and more than 100 times Of new Kind
-nW6at will not woman do for tho man she
,oyea ?" aske q writer. She will not est onions
while going to party. no matter how much she
loves hiro
lady while filling her teeth, Was called oD By her
father with shotgun. Hc paid the parent $500
not 10 fire, being extremely sensitive to noiHe.
Mrs. Lo, ejoy. aged 65, residing near Bald
win City, Kan, ga7e birth to boy few days
snce,
A Cincinnati r1nn having lost his situation
last summer his wife took some money she had
rccrctlY eaycd. and started erocerr-store
Sho succeeded at onco. and now employs hor
husband n. clerk at rood varea
~Tho Tors1 rn,.r;r1. ,,ayc = nore] wav of
rottine rid of auv male emrloye who uaprens to
ho oh1oyioua to them. They rush at him in
errouos and kiss him ard keen m this treatment
until tho Door fellow ia forcod to leave.
Il J,ouisvi]le paner says that Aunty Bctsey
F;s,,ar h.a twantr.two iivine ci,iliTsn. When
asked hv , rcnoTtcr far uomo narticula-s of her
nnch- -vnothcrhood ehc admitted the twentv-two
but snid Don't nublial, it. as came out 70
Erntuckr in nparrh of another hn,hant1.n
A Snowman whose notices called for a few
fat hoya IN :. fcod ria cnnniha|s receiyes} \
car1 from n man saving that be cou)dn't
sn.ra h;a hovs Int he lad a rood :. stalled
n19otha-. .;n-1ow ~ :, that In +,,onrbr would amt
w.s Dcsr Gcor~c how sWnat and wayv TINT
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laurujv from car window. u Yes. love. how
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