The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-04-18

Office 10 the new court house, where
the eye of the festive gent In "quod''
may soar to lofler walls, and where he
may gushIngly reflect upon the I'M
proved surroundings ofhH honorsver-
dicta.
A PONY, patiently brldled and
thoughtully saddled by the thief was
stolen ON Thursday night rom the
yard OF Mr.. Walter, one Of the attaches
Of the HERALD job office. We hope
that anlmal VIII pony upand kick that
thiefs head OF hlsahonldera.
Two colossal business bricks nrc TO
be built nc once on the Record block on
Elm street. The gentleman whose cap
ital IL TO insure the construction Of
these buildings, IL Mr.. Abe Rhine of
one of our nelghborlng cities, We
shall not say which one at present, az
we are not prepared yet to oren our
spring fights.
TIE Central road has two gravel
trains constantly unloading sand from
This city, north and south on the line
of It's track, for surGaclng. Between
this city aud Corsicana, the terminus
Of the narrow gauge the road bed Is in
nrsi-class condition, and from this city
to the northern terminus Of this line, 1t
lsrapidly becoming 50.
A GENTLEMAN by the name Of Ma
vemeyer who arrived on the midnight
train on the Central road on Thursday,
states that, rs he was approaching the
corner of llarwood and Main streets, n
man struck u match on the new build
ing on the northwest corner of these
streets but suddenly dropped it and
ran on discovering Mr. Navemeyer up
preaching II is quite probable that
the man intended to set fire to the
building.
AN attempt was made by II woman
in this city, the other night, to hang
herself. The hanging was contingent
upon the non-arrival of her husband
ut home by n certain hour, Failing to
arrive rs her clock struck nine, she was
preparing the moose for swing Off
when that awful man stepped into the
room, and comparing his watch with
the home clock, coolly informed his
furious spouse that her "time piece
was just five minutes too fast"
NANCY BARKER, Il Kitchen maid, felt
silvery, yesterday, and fixed on some
spoons as the best allayer Of her feel
ings. For this spooney transaction
Miss Barker was urged by her em-
ployer to open her archives, which
was her trunk, where, in addition to
her latest harvest, one hundred dollars
Of other vauabcs were discovered
fearful protestatlons of immediate
reformation were eloquent enough to
keep Miss Nancy from forming the
acquaintance of a policeman.
a FELLOW by the name of Bill
lhorne, who formerly "slung boards
in q lumber yard in the town of Bre-
mond, on the Central road, came across
an old foeman yesterday, on Main
street, near the Central hotel, and the
latter proceeded to take it out of Bill
by holding II pistol, in II neighborly
manner, to Bill's head, and then re-
quire that gentleman to take all of his
clothes of in the street, which he had
partially done when a crowd of men
dispersed Bill's foe. That is the first
time we ever saw u man try to settle a
"board' Bill in that way.
In is . fact, although sad one, that
hundreds of young people die prema-
turely, from u lack Of proper knowl-
edge as to the cause of their ailment.
In some eases, especially with the
female sex, false delicacy prevents
their informing any one OF Their SUI
ferings. Scores of victims of irregu-
larity in the monthly excavations suf-
fer on from day to day, without taking
anything to relieve them. Many young
men have made the first false step, and
fear of discovery and shame deters
them from applying for relief. To all
such we say with confidence, get
William c. Iarkers Compound Fluid
Extract Buchu, and take il according
to directions, and you will soon he
made happy in a full restoration of the
yigor of youth. Sold by all druggists,
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