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The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-09-04
Maritime Miscellany.

The purser the steamship City of Havana from Ha.
files and dispatches.
BRIG yousG, bound from Machasport for Lubec, was
o m ne fhs laid pT e
e IN Ike 5 h Soay
ply the captain was found and in good state OF pre-
swept in the gale the captap into the hold for
projection. The body was taken to Machiasport FOR
Es5 M:9s while being backed BY tug into oS
contact Ct With wit tie pier u A''
ss Is, as 20 ss H
would Try 70 stop it before proceeding.
soan CnAnxsH. from Charleston tor Boston at Vine,
Vineyard sound BY schr assoR and mad
ff
viii make temporary repairs before proceeding.
s ssp
mas I e. caS A 1s en o@
tow her up. Two OF the are reported dead
cs de
News P fSf sS
ported stii continues leaking in ratio she
ana nef CAPT s
spscea s s Sss S Viii Be- 70 1e TO as
dry dock, without discharging cargo of mahogany.
went to North Pont,o discharge her cargo il becomes
IN
Capt Barnes left Baltimore o day two by rail
way, tor Georgetown DC to take charge of the brig
Harry, from Havana Tor Baltimore, with cargo OF su
na the
sHrrsUILpING-T J. Southland 4 Son are building at
Richmond, Me-, ship OF the following dimensions
Length Of keel, 2l0 feet breadth OF beam Al feet or
about i701 tons new measurement rms Delng Mr.
TO make her an honor to American commerce.
Four fine large vessels being built at shpyardS
near Federal Hill and Locust Point, Md.
Two vessels are in course OF construction at Digby, one
OF about 500 tons by Messrs Hughes kus & Co., the
other about loo tons, by Messrs Raymond :.
q hundred ton schooner.
Notice to Mariners.
Capt Hobbe, OF schr Forsyth, writes from Eliza
Shipper Point Is not IN its proper POSITION lying in 10
feet at low waterloo far in shore.
WhaIemen.
Below New Bedford I'd. q whaling schr
Bark Rainbow which arrived at New Bedford lst had
freight in addition that before reported 1859 lbs
bone IRON bark Milton and COO do from ship Eliza
adams.
report her at July with 200 bbls sp oil all told
John Fuller, seaman, had been lost overheard and
| drowned.
letter from first officer OF bark Com Morris winslow,
Of NB reports her at July 80 with 1885 bDs oil all
| told; had just lost the head VI q large whale
Spoken.
Ship Edgar Br.) from Philadelphia for Antwerp Sep.
| TENDER / Cape May light W5W IS miles ~
Bark NJ Bird, Tor Boston, september z 50 miles Sc OF
Bark Abba Dam % days from Greenland for Phadel
| phia, september z, Off Absecomb
Brig Open Sea- Hatch from Brunswick for Providence,
| Aug 81 no lat DC by pilot boat ( FISH.
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BROOKLYN.

The Commissioners OF City Works yesterday
passed q resolution calling upon the engineer to
prepare list OF all the streets which required re-
par. together with the expense OF the same. in
order that certificate OF sucb lactS may De made to
the Mayor.
Emanuel Meyers a man nifty years OF age, has
been out OF work for several weeks, and, growing
respondent yesterday, at his place Of abode, No.
LIS Bridge street, he swallowed arsenic to end his
life. He relented, however, his desgn, and timely
medical aid being mad, he was saved.
Michael Mullen and John McArdle, cartmen in
the employ OF Kelsey & Laughlin, coal dealers,
we're assaulted and severely beaten yesterday by
gang OF coal drivers on Nevns street. because
they had been detected In the act OF carting coal
TO the County Buildings. Flatbush, at terms below
the established rates.
The veterans Of the late unpleasantness resi-
dent OF Brooklyn whose names are borne on "Un-
Gle SANS pension list" will be paid to-day. The
pensioners number 1900 army and navv heroes.
Among the widows who receive their quarterly
pensions at the agency on Washington street Is
| the relet OF Admiral Farragut.
Mayor Hunter yesterday declared his intention
OF Withholding his signature from the resolutions
passed by the Board OF Aldermen appropriatlng
100000 for street repairs, under the Department
or city works, until such time as he shall have,
rom personal inspection, become convinced that
there ~ an absolute necessity for such an expendi
tpre.
or "a cases OF contagious disease reported this
week to the sanitary authorities 70 were diph-
theria 81 scarlet lever. 10 typhoid lever and OF
smallpox. The Health Board has ordered that a
new registration OF pnysicians be made, ana has
also resolved that 'On and after November l.
1874, burial permits will be issued only upon cert-
.fcsfes OF death furnished by Physicians properly
and legally qualified"
Al inquest was held over the body or Mrs.
Catharfne Tighe, VINO was found dead in lot near
Grow Hill on Sunday night last The jury found a
verdict to the erect that she came to her death
from paralysis OF the heart caused by excitement
and undue exercise. The verdict was based on
the evidence OF her husband ana son ana tne re-
suit of the ostraortem examination OF Drs. Snep-
herd Raymond aud Burd1ck.
Supervisor Ryder says that there Is no foundation
for the assertion MADE by some OF those extreme
impracticanties" known as reform Supervisors.
that there was farm of seventy acres OF land
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LONG ISLAND.

The annual regatta Of the town OF Flushing willy
take place on Thursday the 10th inst, open to all
entries the entrance fee being S.. The boats
are to be entered in three classes-nrst class,
cabin, sloop rig; second class, open, sloOp rig /;
third class, Cat rg-and entries can be made up
to nall an hour prior 10 the start. The starting
point Will be from imaginary line across the
head OF Flushing Bay. and the course will be
to and around the Stepping stones buoy and back
to the starting point.
Flushing Is again afflicted with burglars and
thieves, who, within few days past, have CON-
mtted q number OF depredatlons About forty
choice fowls belonging to Sheriff Covert, at White
Pot, were stolen Tuesday night. On Mon
day night they entered the residence Of Thomas
Warren, in Flushing village, but got no further
than the laundry, where a burglar alarm aroused
the inmates, and the intruders beat hastJ re-
treat. On the same night the residence OF the
Rev. c. J. Shepherd, OF West Flushing, was en-
tered, and the thieves seem to have taken their
time in making thorough examination OF the
premises Mr.. shepherd and his iamily being alb
sent. Drawers. chests, trunks-in fact everything
in the house was ransacked but until Mr.. Shep-
herds return the exact loss cannot be stated.
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PORT OF NEW YORK, SEPT. 3, 1874.
CLEARED.

Steamship Rotterdam Dutch Jansen, Rotterdam
Steamship Cimbria (Ger) Brandt. Hamburg &c-Kun-
Steamship onry Of Merida. Zimmerman. Havana and
stea nship Weybosset Caester, Port Royal and Fer
Steamship vindicaor. Martin, Philadelphia-Lorard
Steam sp Eleanora. johnson; rortlana 1, Ames
Steamship Nereus. BeBrsn. PostoD-H D'pocr
Snip Joven Thomaz Porp, Cunha, Oporto-hagemeyer
ship Annie smul, Packer, San Francisco-sutton 4
Bark Eudora Or), Bolt, London-Peabody Willis 4
Bark Virgo CNor). Mikkeisen Brstol-Funch, Edge 4
BARK Alfredo Qtap Padelett, Gloucester. E-John
Bark Carp,one Qtap sturese Gloucester-slocovtch
Bark sestri Primo dtaD sivori Cork Falmouth for
Bark Enersia dla1, Corvette, Waterford. I-John
Bark Matnilde (Nor), Larsen, Dublin-Tetens Book
Bark Argonaute Tp. Raymond, Havre-Boyd
BarS ch,moca Nor) Have, Lisbon-C Tobias 4 Co.
Bark Dagmal Nor), Have, Lisbon-reens Book
Bark Hermoine Gp, LAYERS, Pernambuco and Bahia
pa Bark Union (Br, Marchant st Johns NF-Hatton,
Bari" Bark Nelaux tBrA Masters, rhadelphla-o Ber-
Brig Matilda BeIagamoa dtaD, sturese. Cork Fall
mouth tor orders-Slocovich 4 Co
Brig Ennis, Dyer oporto-John zittlosen.
Brig Crescent !BD, Faulkner. Maitland and London
ae Brfs John Il Kennedy. Hughes Charleson-Eva
schr Freedom tBr), Hatfield, Windsor, Ns-c W Der.
taux. . 49, -
Schr Edward Burton OBJ, Merriam, Moncton, MD
schr Alien, concklin, Gaveston-w Adams &
Co.
schr John Colby Wilcox, Indanola TexaO-Evans,
Ball 4 Co. -.
schr Paugasset Ingersoll, Wilmington, nee Hurl-
schr Ben Davis Wilmington, nee Powell
schr Charley Bapks, Nelson. Baltimore
Schr Sandy Point Grant, Bangor-R Buck Co.
Schr Uncle Tom. Look, Boston-C Low.
Schr Ida Palmer, Palmer, stamford.
iloop Eliza Ann, Rowan Newport-Rackett Bro.
Steamer Eliza. Richards, Phladeiphm-Wm
CLYDE Co.
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schr Maria. Bwah> New York for Port Je ferson.
Schr Jennie gSKefs, Rogers New York for Westerly
schr lda Pahner. Palmer, New York for Stamford.
schr Il Wilson, Harris Ehzabethport Tor frovi'
dence
schr Owen Hines. Clendenning Rondous for Boston.
SchE Emma Ellen, Fox New York for Providen nee.
schr David Floyd Ciinord, Hoboken for Providence
schr Dexter CLARK, Davis, New York tor Ellsworth.
schr II Curtis. Mann. Elizabethport tor Salem
schr b South we'll, New York for Rockiand.
Schr Chase Ingraham, New Tor Rockland.
Scnr l. Strout, Kane New YORK for salem.
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SAILED.

Steamships Cmbria Ger, Tor Hamburg; Rotterdam
DUTCH, Rotterdam; Tagus BD, Constantnope ana
Isganrog cry OF Merida Havana &C r,m Wr1st
Ger Answsrp bsrss Georgia AUS Bristol h n,sy r
Great Yarmouth; Cato Nor, Hamburg; Emma Msae,,
Amsterdam; snow Queen (Brl Antwerp; - hacher
Bremen Victor tSor Sc Marys Ga Hars@ aaar GaH
Mare Ger, Lisbon; Ernest Pernambucoi Constance
Dutch, Barbados; schr Harmony tBr) Elsipore.
Wind at sunset WSW, light
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NOTICE TO MERCHANTS AVID SHIP CAPTAINS.

Merchants shipping agents and ship captains iu
formed that by telegraphinz to the HERALD London
Bureau, No 46 Fleet street. the arrivals and depart
from European ports and other ports abroii. Of
American and all foreign vessels trading with the Unite
States the will be cabei this country res OF
charge and published.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1874-09-04
QUIZ CABLE SHIPPING NEWS.

ANTWERP, Sept 2-sailed, ship Gen Shcpey Hutchins
Tybee; bark Amty, Patten. Philadelphia
BHIsroL. sept2-Saled. bark Figia Accame dtaD, Pio
rella, New York.
Sailed Sd, steamship Cornwall OBJ. stamper, New
York
BORDEAUX, Sept l-Arrlved. ship Theobold. Adams.
New Orieans bark Jason Ger, Grimm, Baltimore.
bRENERHAvEy, Sept l-Arrived ship Z Gabain Ger,
Meyer, Philadelphia.
BArAvIA Aug ls-Arr,ved, bark Annie Elliott Elliott
Boston.
oApn-sailed, bark Signal Whitney, United States
brig Maria Antonio (sp), New York.
DEAL, Sept Sailed, ship Cornelius Grnne. Borland,
New York; schr Henry Lippett, Chase, Boston Cbo:h
from Londonl
ELssoRx septl-Arrivcd. brig Carl cswe), Engstrom,
New YORK.
FALMOUTH, Sept s-Arrived off the Lizard. snip Flo
renee Treat Short from Black River. ia.
GREKNock, Sept 2-Arrived, bark Anne Beal (Br), BY
man, Bull River.
HxLvoEr sept l-saied, ship Susan Fitzgerald. Hur
ley United States; bark Abraham Young (Br), Farms
worth, do.
Philadelphia; bark Anna Dorothea GER, schutt, New
| York.
LIVERPOOL, sept2-sacd, ships Circassan Tr). Cain,
New Orleans mot previously; Nonantum, Foster, Ran
coon Competitor Gcr), Kuhn Philadelphia; Sd, steam
! ship Lord Give OBJ, Urquhart, Boston.
Also sailed 3D. bark Speranza Nor), Chrlstophersen.
| United States.
Arrived %, barks St PAUL. Br), Graham st John, NIB
Coomo, Potter, Portland, o. via San Francisco and Rio
Janero.
LONDON, Sept 3-Arrved barks President Daal (Nor),
Olsen New York Lindo (Br) Dure, Baltimore.
LsirH, Sept 2-Saed, bark Giuseppe Pozzo QtaD, Pas
torino. New York mot previously.
| LsGnoRN-Sailed, brig Williams (Br). Williams.
United states.
MARsEILLEs, Sept 2-Saied brig Jewett Reed,
| Boston.
QUEENSTOWN, Sept s-Arrived. barks Idem QtaD, Roa,
New York; Anna Ovari Utab, carrari' do.
ROTTERDAM, sept 3EArrived bark Autocrat, HILBERT,
| Philadelphia
Sailed is barks Ansio tRuS Schroeder United States
MOntag Ger, Stromstadt, do.
| SWANSEA, Sept 2-Saed, brig Der Pommcr (Ger) Bo-
hen, United States.
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Foreign Ports.

FOreI&n FOrtSs
July dn port pSrS e. csharine Scott Br
HoSG KoSo, Sept l-sailed, ship Comet Bray, Manila
HAvssi, Aug 2s-Arrived, brig Augustine csp,, Mas,
sailed 2stn, schr John McAdams Torbert Pensacola
MoSrREAL Aug H-Cleared. steamship Hibernian tBr),
ouEnso, Sept i-Arriyed, steamship Austrian (Br).
Richie, Liverpool land cleared for MontreaD; bark
oann aas saaS H BARK ey DID,
$ sa sfss' Ts 0s'sq Ha Mckenzie
r. In port Aug bark Warwick tBr,, Kline. for
sT }Aco. Aug l0-xrrved, ship Racer tBr), McDougan
sailed 18th, bark camca DID, Hervey, Sydney, CD;
18th, brig Thomas Owen, Guptl. New York Guanta
sASUA, Aug 2s-Arnved, brig sagua Munday, Philade.
ST Joux, NIB, Sep. 2-Arrived. BARK Glacier, wiley.
Boston brig Lucy (Br), Irvine, New York.
American Ports.
ALEXANDRIA, Sept ARRIVED, bark Linda Stewart.
snch6eld, Georgetown, DC; schrs Earl Mason, Hobo
sailed.schrs Twilight New Haven; Eva May. Boston
New York; bark Idaho Richardson. clehfuesos brig:
Adele McLoSn AxeF, Ir do Qsiana @ Doane Ter.
HhiisdelPha v Benz Courtney, BAKER. nObOken' GEN.
Also, arriyed,, steamships Mercedita, Msrshman,
aurIsy Sack Philips
I ,cy CITY; bfgs Antelops Lang yOrsane Island!
' sonare se sshr. ~A aslTay
Holmes p,S GaibaIien Hicks si%p,s;
Young rhS%as nav Samp seR Walton HS
Moore, BRACKETS Harry l. wh!on, Rich 1sad, Robin:
philsdelphia; Annie Bliss SIMMONS Por, JOhnso1a;
NIX, Esendsas6 v. locke Soiisr ssSSSis; x 3.
Iots se lmes kasS nopoRsn; Harriet Ssws
90 nnm .ss ~m Sauna buss sala
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MISC ELLANEOUS.


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we have also Of the largest and finest collections
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SHIPPING NEW S.
OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.


DATES OF pYpARTuRE PROM NEW Y0Rx FOR. THE
MONTH OF SEPTEMBER
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E.onlslana STATE Bonas.

From tile A. o Pigagnne
Governor Kellogg writes to
promine nt banker of NeW York
The banker. Who is a holder 81
Louisiana State bonds which are
popularity believed u So Of fraudu
lent origin. protests againss the
funding act and proposes law il
Lien Of The funding Get providing
for payment 0f interest on sixty
cents only 81 she face Of the bonds,
for GIVE oil ten years, and then re-
sumo ID full Tho Governor ID
reply says that snch d Law might
rot be Objectionable If concuued
i'd by ell the creditorsp but that ID
is impracticable, because such CON
curreuee can not be had and be-
cause the Legislature IL about 70
adjourn. This il a startling adj
mission "A concurrence Of the
creditors was not sought for when
The finding act was passed. Why
should Il BE needed for the enact
ment of u law postponing the pay
ment of interest ia whole or part ?
And how does il happen that The
Governor, who has So persistently
made il d point tbat che funUinq
act was intended % relieve the
State 81 fraudulent bonds, now
admits to this holder Of fraudu-
lent bonds shat law recognizing
them and simply postponing The
payment DIT interest might not 81
itself be Objectionable
The grayasi objection, however
to tile Governors letter is its con
Guiding paragraph Gould oui
creditors, says he, procure tht
setting aside of the present State
government they Nigh write 'repu,
diation across their bonds anc
consign them To The waste basket
We join issue with Governor Kel
Iogg upon this bold and unWar
ranted assertion. The States q
the South which have fallen jntC
the hands Of the Conservative
have fiji every case refused To repu
dated their bonded debts, and thC
bonds Of those States stand th,
highest 10 the market.
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ana InInoa.

How 10 make a slow horse last
don't feed him
A liltIe girl il town wants tel
know why there is no he dolls.
Broker How are you off for
money this morning Cashier
s'I am eff with villa little there was
Bio The oank Good 81
The FIRST thing promising youth
said TO y dog presenting bis nose
at bis heels, was 60 away Do
you think I'm bone2
"a butcher recent " found d shawl
pin ii d COW he was cutting up
Iintc steaks It is supposed tie an
Iimal had swallowed d milkmaid
Yes, ms hearefs, said 4 Wis
consin minister, little johnny
Glenn skated into heaven by way
Of On air-hOle on Grass Lake, and
ne II happy now.
a mon writes to an editor for
-four dollars, "because he is so ter
lribly short, and ge.s il reply the
heartless response do as T do
stand upon d chair"
An ok that had been eaten fer
mented grain, which WINS 10 pre-
paration for making ale, became
intoxicated. and was offered for
sale by bis owner as corned
beef
The following advertisement ID
posted near Western depot on
the front Of small restaurant
'Lunch twenty FIVE cents; dinner,
/ fifty; q real gorge, seyenty-fve
cents"
The editor Of the Troy Wing
asked his Satan Chow many
scrupples there should BE- to 81
drachm;" and All The little wretch
answered was that arithmetic
wouldn't warm Lis stomach iii
winter
An Irishman has defined Moth
ing to be IA footless stocking with
out legs "a description nv an
other Emeralder is better. What
is nothing ?" lie was asked "Shut
your eyes and you will see il,
said Pat.
A little girl asked a minister
EDO you think my father will 10
to heaven ?" 'Whv. YES, my child.
Why do Won ASK PA Wen, be-
cause if no don't have his own.
way there lie won't stay long. 1
was thinkingp
Gentlemen Of tie jury, said 4
laundering counsel, in u suit about
a lot Of hogs, ethere were just
thirty-six hogs ID the drove. Please
I TO remember that fact thirty-sik
hogs just three times as many as
III that Jury box, gentlemen The
counsel didn't gain bis cause.
Tt was in Maine, when the old
dialect still clnng even To minis
tiers ID their pnlpils, that Rev. Mr.
/ HI one Sabbath used tile word
/ 'kiver. but immediately corrected
himself. Mother, said a little
boy OF his way lone, "did you
hear Mr. H try to cover up
his kiver IL
4 An Irish glazier was putting a
pane 0f glass into window, when
groom who was standing by be-
San joking him telling him 70 mind
and put ID plenty of putty. The
4 lfishmaA bore the banter for some
time, but DIT last silenced bis tor
mentor with, "Arah, now, besoif
wild We, or else TN put pain iii
yef head without any putty"
Got anything for q sick man
to read2" inquired a pug-nosed
boy'at newsstand the other day
Yes. anything You want bibles,
poems, religious books, Christian
Herald, and 30 forth, replied tho
clerk Biblesl echoed the BOY;
''do yothink dads a hangali Give
me i lively dime novel one With
an lnjnn sculping q soldierF
( Does the razor go easy n
asked the barber Of a victim who