The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1874-01-09

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A panic conundrum, "How many
mills make dollar ?"
Uncle. -''Now, how did the mother of
Moses hide him ?'' Niece, -"With
stick"
doctor, what will cure the fever of
love ?" '"The chill of wedlock, mademoi-
selle."
Two Oil City bloods club their money
and buy a good suit, and take turns in
wearing it.
A San Francisco paper heads an ac-
count of the fall of trestle work, ''San-
cehto's Sad Sensation
Quiet, but firm. Wanted, by strong
German situation in an eating house.
He understands the business"
While Witnessing game of baseball
out West, boy was struck on the head,
the bawl coming out of his mouth.
A Burlington, Iowa, man bought a
light axe because his wife was sick, and
couldn't chop very well with heavy one
A Western woman complains that since
her husband joined the Patrons of Hus-
bandry he has sown nothing but wild oats
ga lass, lass p exclaimed an old
bachelor, who wanted to marry s'Alas!
alas p he cried, after he had been mar
ried awhile.
A physician writes, asking the renewal
of a note, and says I'VE are in horri-
BILE crisis there is not a sick man in the
district
Ask st. Louis man about Chicago,
and he will admit there is such a place
in Illinois, but will add, cit is all mort
gagged to Boston.
Taking advantage of it, A ''Royalist"
advertises in the Paris papers for loan
of 5000 francs, and offers the security
of his ''wo-d of honor
A missing man with Roman nose is
advertised, but the National Baptist
thinks he will never be found, as s'such
When they told Jim Oxford, of Virgin
la, that he was dying, he replied, ''Wall,
don't forget to put them shingles on the
mule pen afore it rains again.
An Arkansas obituary notice 81.
P, of Helena, on Monday, Sd inst,
aged fourteen years. His last words
were 81 didn't know it was loaded
A gentleman late one evening met his
servant. ss'Hallo where are you going
at this time of night ?-for no good, I'll
warrant p ST was going for you, sir. .
s'Our fellow-townsman John Knox
went galloping out of Centerville on
pale horse last night, is the grist of
feeling obituary notice in Louisiana
paper.
Dlogenes hunted in the day time, for |
an honest man with a lantern if he had |
lived in these times, he would hav needed |
the he'd lite ov a lokomotiff Josh Bill
sings.
They have found gold in Alaska, and
the San Francisco people are excited |
about it. We always knew there was
gold there. The Russians got seven
millions of it."
Fifteen pounds of dried apples were
taken as pay for publishing marriage
notice by an Iowa paper, recently; which
oo1o n, tho 1,fo,.e,,,,o +b,& ~, |
vas swell affair.
'hoss of a china packet ship 7" ex-
claimed Mrs. Pennington ''No wonder,
when iron ones aren't always Safe
A little girl was once asked the follow
ng question 'What is faith % She re-
Piled, doing Gods will and asking no
Questions.
PAY me that twenty-five ce~,.s vo,
1--WE me = roared ne'wspoy to n loot.
black. "Hav'nt got the CURRENCY |
'amesy, responded the' ,nrn;shar ..bnt |
can give you cert lied check"
n.n 'na' . -oany editor got letter
dried human ear, and con-
- e the statement that that was all |
lat was left 1'of one man who wrote |
against me" be walked away on his.
fury, " said Western Judge, ssyou
Kin 60 out and fnd verdict. If you
can't find one of your own, get the one
the last jury used" The jury returned
A little boy has been fairly driven
from school by the disgraceful pesecu-
ton of the other scollars, who tainted
him with the fact that his father had been
a New York juryman. Daabury Ne,cs.
A Rochester editor went hunting the