Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-11-19

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|ar.rrAul IrisRnlap called his pig, Maud,
because it came into the garden SO.
~ The Duke of Edinb biuirgh ID said "to
Isnalle aEpoer ghss nf s1E1 ydRndling his
baby. He ought to ger his brother AL
bert to show him how. al: q aH expert.
Z = Jtist keeping IL lighted for an
lother boys. "a the1atese juHefiile inven-
tions when o mother sudd denly comes up.
%sas e. has little beg With Il ,s'gsgE cigar s his
aaaI6iss ssdgglstaa tiat MR1iteVbjaurning
the Ealls, the Irish team might have
won the s gEastistggae 81 OF the nat5on by
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.sc- 1MilYenkee man says he'd like to
be wrecked as Enoch Arden: Was and
come homie and ffhd his wife fe sfmfairried.
|zEshipaa ingtead bis heart.
hiaa hsaEssa R9g il fhilaaslghis aaha,,
arnnnd Y % tha ennntrH go off Q fishing and
never even think Of an orphan asylum.
,4l 1T u is d high, solemn, Almost awful
|thodght for every indi1iduai, ,uthnt his
earthly inau auence,I which has 81 had a COM
Gils ages, were edhe1 tRe very meanest of
lIus ali, auya an end. 7-Garlyleiiaro
1e..-Ag correspondent wants to know how
man. We haven't thought sufficiently
|sohathGsnbjectI to- givean answer, but in
New Jersey, when {, COW is afraid, of q
woman, she quiets the animal BY Ysimply
hiding hsr back hair fauudero theomilk
pail: 10 gsai.taa[ a.ii n9:tosisitas
For firstcclass forethought commend
u7 to that pair Of .Danbury doves who,
wien they started on theirJ Wedding
tripStook along with them. o 'small-sized
two,year-old intent, hired for, the, pur-
pose gof decefying the vulgar public
upon the matter Of their newly found
bliss. i = .t-Sssi ~ I'l.H
TIE twin or double hull steamship
Castafea, built, TO- oVefe6ms stheaefects
|Sof Che rough .sea iof the Engliah Jchan-
mel sand intended to,ply between Dover
tandu Calais, has.made trial trip from
Ramsgste to- 2ariE She proved to be
most comfortable boat, Ineither roll
ing nor pitching. .i
"A, new territory, composer OF Col
/ orado. south OF the Divide, and part Of
northern New Mexico, is talked (of as
not Iimpfobable. Northernh Colorado
will then absorb Wyomings and become
salstnta jsst though ght tlIah tlle people
of southern Colorado would generally
favor such o movement. :Sysa
An the Christian scots together
comprise membership of about $780,
'O0O, 900, while heathen worshipers count
over ], 600, ,000,O 900. The Bud ddhists alone
have SAC, 100000. The Roman Catholic
church embraces. 195, 1000, 600 followers,
while all the Protestant denominations
combined number only GO, 10000.
"A man in Parkersbnrg, Va, has
started paper which he calls the jim
plecute, in imitation of similar piece
Of folly in Texas. But he can not es-
man to start u paper called the, Jimple-
| cute will, sooner or later, drive him to
blowing into the muzzle Of his gun to
see if it is loaded. '"sF
-"Mother, said little Ned, one
morning, after having fallen ont of bed,
ST think I know why I fell out of bed
last night; it was because I slept too
near where / got in" Musing o. little
while, as if in doubt whether he had
given the right explanation. he added,
"No, that wasn't the reason it was be-
cause slept too near where / fell out"
The Buffalo Express despairingly
asks: "Shall we have female hotel
clerks to rule over us?" Why notP A
woman who is born TO command would
be infinitely less dangerous to the hap
piness of man, jerking ink behind
hotel counter, than in the role Of the
"angel OF the ehearthstone, with o grid
iron in one hand and rolling-pin in
the other.
-Twenty-three brigands, who in the
summer had committed q robbery at
watering place on the French frontier,
were recently brought to the scene of
their exploits to be shot there by Span:
ish troops. The troops were at fifteen
wards distance. Ten men fell ut the
first fire. Eight fell at the second fire
and the other five ran away, the bullets
having ont the cords that bound them.
One was last seen pursued by four SOL
diers, who continued firing. How many
lives has cat?
"A Brooklyn brides back hair fell
down and fell off during the ceremony
| in church the other evening. There
was an instant's pause, but nobody was
brave enough to stoop down and pick
| up the mass of blonde stuff and hair
pins. The bride left the church lean
| ing heavily on ier husbands arm. Ea-
face was very red, sprout OF hair (pos-
sibly eleven hairs in alb stuck out ut
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