The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-12-11
Pitll and Point.

AN unsatisfactory meal-A domestic
broil.
THE man who works will-The Pro-
bate Judge.
eyer Reverence is like mile post"
said an old, grumb1ing Wicklow peas
ant, :" for ye always points to roadgye
niver goes.
A sTRoNG-ARAIED American tooth-ex-
tractor has just opened his tool-chest in
Rome. Persons who have seen him go
through the motions think that he is
destined to make ss Rome howl
Mr.. BERaH's attention is called to the
fact that a number of women place
their furs away IN snuff during the
summer. Hundreds of moths have
sneezed their heads off in consequence.
THERE is one thing no true Southern
young lady will do-and that is, marry
young Northerner, no matter how
handsome, respectable, or desirable
before he asks her.-Ric1snao7ad Va.)
Enquirer.
FRENCH po1iteness at the benefit of
Mdlle. Deiazet. What age is she ?'
said republican, Sc she looks still SO
young" Citizen" responded the
person addressed, ssIn a little while
she will be twenty-for the fourth
time"
A ANEwLY-MARRIED couple in Connecti-
cut recently started out on the wedding
tour accompanied by a small-sized q
year-old infant, which they had hired
| for the purpose of deluding the public
into the belief that they were old
stagers.
The French keep up their little jokes
AN Alsatian woman goes to confess
Father, / have committed great sim
well ! dare not say it it is too
grevlous. Come, come, courage /
have married a Prussian.' Keep him,
my daughter. That's your penance. s"
THE Rochester Union says ss City
"guiltey, "giltey and "jilty" were
written on a majority of the ballots
used In the iury-room in a recent Grim
| inal case tried by the Monroe County
| Sessions. It is sad that man should
be convicted in a court of justice on
such orthography.
A ST.. Louis woman, separated from
her husband, recently cent him a long
list OF propositions, upon his accept
ance of which she would live with him
again. Woman-Hke she indicated the
only real cause of difference in a post
script, as follows: Your mother
must leave the house at once and for
ever"
The Lewiston CMe.) Journal says :
"An elderly gentleman recently en-
tered boot and shoe store in Lewis
tin, and purchased pair of number
, twelve boots. He remarked that he
had had his old ones eighteen years.
On being asked how he had managed
to make pair of calf boots wear SO
: long, he replied that he had always
kept horse. -
A MAN was describing to Douglas
: Jerrold the story of his courtship and
: marriage-how his wife had beer
brought up in a convent, and was on thu
2 point of taking the veil, when his pres
: ence burst on her enraptured sight
? ? and she accepted him as her husband
Jerrold listened to the end of the story
and then remarked: "She simply
thought you better than num-"
BLACK-AND TANs have gone out O
fashion, bless EN- Tiny bulldogs
q just as small as nature will allow, nov
accompany French ladies on the prom
g enade, and sit on the carriage seat
b The uglier the better, as the moros
: expression of their pup features is
J. great requisite in their selection. Ever
|s the parasols, buttons on ones gar
# ments, and trinkets by the score, ar,
J. adorned with the bulldogs head and
!. a sure sign of lady IS visit to Paris thi
r summer, is the canine phiz that make!
= | the knob of her umbrella.