The Arizona sentinel., 1874-05-30
MISCELLANY.

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of his paper by saying that he had
to- haul off to dig buckshot out of
his leg.
The Burlington (Towa) Daily
speaks of a couple 'resolving
themselves into committee of
two, with power to increase the
number.
The gushing local of Browns
Republican, Bellefonte, Pennsyl.
Vania. writes: "Pretty-That
biack-eyed maiden that 'keeps.a-
peepin'' in at our Office window"
"And so they CO." said a mem.
per OF a Boston school committee;
"our great men are fast departing
first Greeley, then Chase, and
now Sumner-aRd don't feel
very we'll nyself,'
"Whet is more exhilirating
sight," asks a Vermont paper,
than to see eighteen handsome
girls sliding down hill on au OK
sled%' "Nineteen," says the edi-
tor of the Boston Post. !
Married in Columbia Falls
Maine, on the 26.h ult., Jonathan
Dow, ESQ.,. age SO years. to Mrs.
Mary Tsbbutts. age Y. The GER
emony was performed by the
brideroom's son, age 81 years.
An exchange says: "No fash.
jOnable woman, ever goes to bed
without looking i'm the glass"
To which a ladv replies: No FASH
iOnable gentleman ever goes to
bed until he locks into several"
For playing jewsharp in
church during divine, service in
New Britain, Connecticut, WIZ
liam Rathburn has been fined so,
Notwithstanding he defended his
solos by quotations from the
Bible. gsaNTDegxl
A citizen of Vickshurg adver-
tises: "My attention has been
called TO an editorial in the
VicksbHrg NeUeq'otdl of to-day
which might reflect on me.
denOunce the author of said arti-
Gle as a liar, scoundyel and
coward"
The difference between having
a tooth properly drawn by pro- !
fessiOnal surgeon, and having it |
knocked cut miscellaneously by |
fall on the pavement, is only a
slight distincti0n-Oper is dental |
and the other accidental.
An Ohio lady describing the
horrid paraphernalia Ofa bar-rOom
said that Gin the rear the soul
destroying, awful game Of faro was
being played by. a crowd of mad
dened, excited men. This game |
of faro is played with two sticks,
four balls, and any number of
pieces Ofchalk."
A scolored Mississippi legislator |
lately proposed a bill to make |
each member of the legislature,
present and fuiure,a bona fide at.
tOrneyand counselor al law. His
reasoning was direct: For" said |
he, elf we know enough to make
the laws, why don't we practice
un?' Sure enough, why not?
In Marysyilles Cal, the other
day, a Newfoundland dog walked
into market, dropped ten.cent
piece Out of bis mouth, and walk
ed off with whole salmon. The
butcher says some folks may call
that dog Intelligent, but he thinks
that a dog that can't distinguish
between a ten.cent slice and a
five-dollar fish hasn't got even
common sense. Hstsmo9
.yNextto a good life, music is hest
calculated do make man happy.
When bearing good music our
heart is invariably turned tOlove
Godaand srnan better; and if the
passing clouds Of gloom throw q |
shadow over the many blessings
surrounding us, music often bring
back the sunlight and again makes |
US thankful for living in SO beau.
tiful a world as this.
"William," siad one Quaker to
another, "thee knows | never call
anybody names. but, William, If
the Governor. of the State should
come to me and say, Joshua, l
want thee TO find me the biggest
liar in the State of New York l
would come to thee and say, Will
liam, the Governor wants to see
thee particularly"
There is a difficult gentleman
in Kalamazoo, Mich who refuses
to pay his school tax. He takes
the ground that schools have no
right to teach any language save
the. English, and that when
French and Latin are taught no.
body is obliged to pay any part
of,affie expense. The courts will
teach this gentleman something,
and make him pay for his educa-