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q u'1 a.ot MuoM "as kid ,,at JA'ts ~ Ivy "
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pas ~ an1 tus ,n,, oh1oro,rr, au ~, od
T Tomnd sy"ro notienta woro ainkinn from mi ita A.
tocta M,ot ',v iowerin1 ~ tha i,oei
r,1ncinr 'A'y tho ~ nationt m 1,nard
an.i iI'"e ,,o,in~ +Ea f,at h,ob sn en
II aord lin e0rcn1aiinn howard tln nnrvn,,s ron.
sroa o, rncnrorv ,vss a1rnost ;natsntonoona Tho
nna;t;on a,,n,,,i In At m anoo n dE doTrosa an3
ko wna nnt ninnc IN yitncaa}nn lin a1ceass n thn
mothnd 1iolntivn to l;noiinss amnntntjnn IL
1yna morn tia,, twentv reara ainno tha oam7n for;
rnmovnr tnmora ~ t,o avoiid ana otror narIa M
Of tl,e person. wasinyonod, and this miaht % ilayo
fn1 io fla Iianovnrv ~ iho ninplin hordngn - m
, 1874-05-20
CROPS IN WESTERN MICHIGAN AND N0nTH-
ERM INDIANA.

THnEE RIVERS, Mlch,, hlay Is, 1874.
TO tbs Editor qf The Chicago Tribune:
Sin: A few days sinoe somo wise man from:
the precincts OF the ancient City of 8ohoo1craft,
in this State, addressed communication to an
ancient evening paper OF your city, giving worry
Encouraging account Of the Appearance Of the
wheat-crop in this vicinity, Why 1t was written.
or by whom, do not know, but one thing is very
certain The writer's statomenta woro far from
the truth. have travelled extensively through
Van Buren,, Berrien, Kalamazoo, Cass, St. Jo-.
aeph, Branch, and Calhoun Conntleb,
Alioh., and eomowhat in Steuben, lagrange,
Elkhart, st. Joseph, and Laparto Couhtiss, Ind,
and can say, without fear Of contradiction: by
auy honest man, that the wheat crop nover
looked more promising. True, there aTe, now:
and thon, places, wnoro olay-soif predomfnatos,
lii which tho wheat is badly wintor~kil1cd; but,
all oyor the country, with goTy fow exceptions,
! tho farmers are rejoicing over the prospects Of
bountirul harvest.
For raek past there have been some fore-
bofngs respecting the chances for corn; but
the iioavy rains which have, prevailed through
dispelled every doubt, ana all now foel TINT tito
corn mud grass crops will come forward In an nm
rrecedented manner. notwithstanding tho
ground has seemed very dry, those who planted
on Friaay ana Saturday list, Thtes very vory
warm weather has had q tendency to bring
things forward with bound, and every ono hns
beer greatly aurpriaod ut the ohango which oamo
over trees and shrubbery In 80 short a time.
At present. tho outlook for an abuudant
fruit.crop ia very promising; mud, Hhoull Dame :
Nature not provo reoreant to Aar trusts. tlo til
Iers Of tho soil all over our Western statos will
havo glorious harvest.
In this immediate vicinity tho Changers ara
cahtlng their eyes Gahance at the mlddlomon,
and, from their conduct, ne would suppose that
mono but those Of their Order could possibly
prosper. Yot, find q great many worthy FARM
ors who aro odacatol mon, who arc not Gran
gors, and DO not holiovo tie Order la
going to bring about such yant
reformation In trade md con,morno
as its original ,prcclamatlons indicated,
and who do not hesitate to declare thoir
belief TINT the movement will provo failure as
far az efforts to Hayo monoy in tho purchase Of
ducts aro concerned. but. III political point OF
yiew they hopo that tho Orange movomont viii
bo Tho means Of putting honorable mon in pow-.
CT Tor tho onsuing four years and llIat II win
thoroby accomplish a. good which tho wlola
country will thank It for with voice Of one NO
oorl. Du Mans.
, 1874-05-20

Pittsburgh !lrm, dealing lurgoly In p.,oto-
graph carla and storcoHcoplo pictures; received n
Letter io from "a customer In an a1jolning county
request: "hlr. -, living hero, wants DC
turo Of his wife,. She has boon dead forty-fonr
yeara;; wea nledlum.szaa woman, light eandy
complexion. iiatr little on tho dark sasly order.
yeara old whom she dled. Incloaed ind 30 @ cents M
Tor tho plutnre." Thia houa hle request VIM
complied with. A.picture was golooted from tna
!!asge assortment In stock, al near the deaorip-
enough, It proved entirely satisfactory. liz sim.
plo-mtnded widowor expressing much surprlse al
the marvellous Inventions of tho uroaant limo.
, 1874-05-20
CRUSADE-TR0UBLES.
Tha Arrest Of Forty-throe Ladies In
Cincinnati.
Arrest Of Large Number Of Crusaders
ct Anoka, Minn.
The Arrests In Cttacinrntls
Correspondence of Tbs Chicago Tribune.

UirCrNHArr MAY H. 1874
Tho telegraph las n}roaily Informal vou of tin
srrost of band of fortv,thrao ,o1v.or,,aodora
49, a1"at,,, ,.,,o ,ay y.oFtnAuo.s,
a., a. msa go VIZ upoa pe1 1ahon "
" released on thoir parole to appear before tho
pollco Court this morning. Tho leader of tho
band yas Dfre. 8, 4, Lcayitt, the wife of t,o ma.
~ -, ~" IT, 1,,s,. ua...at 49,. "1 NV Fae.
W. - .uv i41'' oap1'as o"uloA' :" i"uS u sory
commanding personal appearance, ana groat
vlgor OF body aud mind. A[ra. ". /.
Foo. tito wife Of tho pastor Of Wesley
Clnpet: Mra, q u, pnvro ,n,fo ~
rlr p.n,,, ~. ~.I . g. ~ T.,,-
ay - o. G,. suo ploaen1 Passor Oh nt' faule
philadelphia; Mrs. u. II. Taylor, tho wIfo Of tho
pastor Of tho Third Presbyterian Church: Mira.
McUueh. thn vita ~ ~. r.ato- ~ Nj 49,,
Chanel roro t., .1,s 49, 5'esyt ~ heHoa1
"ro. "'ae AZ sno n"no' anu Varaoub othera, TO
TUG ootoro'mentioned number. Among tho band
Woro twelve ladleB over 10 years Of age, two over
GO, and one O.; while thoro was bit ono vo,noor
than "a, All but fonr ware Amorioon. nv, .eso
bofno nermon S,so Tnn,;s,, a.,la aa 1.;e1' - S"s
ooins .au uesman; .i, one Nnansh, ana ono ir'sh.
n!1et 'ns teleaso OF the !adies, thoy went dt"
sectiy TO tic Third Presbytorian Church, on Bev-
cnth atreot, whero a large mooting was a1ready
convened to WELCOME them, Tl,a morn;nc ,arora
voatardov oal1oa thia .n - paroin
hrt thnk a. r7,;eht -,,,o rsos,ns,a ~ Isos. as,
as s,t.no..a ~ . m MotS pkope1y 90 acsoflbod
ao 1otllloa1on. 1ne laa1oa wore faf1ly 1ubtlant,
anu tho men wore Nlo only wrathful ouos.
Among thoso were hoard I'LL sorta Of curious
1rutter.ngs,
Yesterday afternoon an immense root,no 1roa
hold in ut, Pauls M, q. Ohnrch. In rive ~ nv.
p1eestop to tho ponr}ar tn,nnnrnnra" aaSt;n,ant
prior to tile trial Of tic 1adics. whinG IN tn tnEr
, 1874-05-20

THE Court roaHaombled pursuant to adjourn'
mont, the attendance bolng largor than at either
OF tho previous sessions Of tho day.
Mls. WALKEn
sa'a his Views hnd boon fully oxpreBaod by d.
Patterson, Or. blackburn, and the Moderator.
tHe claimed that there had always been differ-
enoe In the INTERPRETATION Of tle standards, and
, 1874-05-20
Arrests ut AnDlkfa. nIinMs :
Anoka, nn. <dav 1s, Correspondence ef the 81. Paul

dnoka Af'tn. <dav 49, Correspondence ef the ST. Paul
Pioneer.
Yesterday, as tho orusadlng ladies' wore ap-
proaching danman's saloon they woro met BY
the Marshal aud special police, who arrested
tie "aband" (twenty-aye or thirty in nu1nbor),
aud marched thona OF to the Juatico's office for
trial.
Having succeeded in hiving tho ladies in the
Justices Office, the Marshal selected threo ladies,
Mrs. ]. B. Tuttlc, Mrs. G. a. Galo and Mrs A.
T. Rodgers, as prisoners, and excused tho otli-
ers. The time for trial was agreed upon, aud
the ladies released upon their own personal re-
cognl2anco till Tuesday, the 18th lust, at 10
q. m.
The ladtes who had boon arrested and brought
before the Justice, and then excused by the
Marshal, rotred from. tho court and took their
placeH in front OF ono Of tho saloons aud renewed
their work. In d few minutos tho Marshal came
marching into court with twenty. five or thirty
mora prlsonors. all Of whom were hold for trial
next Tuesday at 10 q. m. Tile ladies became
tleir own 1oudsnen for an appearance at court,
nnd 80 were released. Thoy tlon retired to their
hall. roorganized tholr foroes, md again pro-
ceeded to their work, aud continued 1t until
night.
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06

NorE1TIEs.-That is what John G..
Fox calls the articles which he receives:
yesterday. The attention which some
Of them III tn show window-and others
not SO displayed-attracted, places diem
properly among the list of novelties.
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06
The Union Republican Club.

The adjourned meeting of the Young
Mems Republican Club was held at the
District Court Room last evening. The
meeting was called to order by Judge
Thomas Wells, who stated that the or
canization affected at the previous meet
ing WAS generally conceded to be infor-
NAL and void, and therefore moved to
proceed as if DO organization had been
effected. Mr.. Chas. 7. Bicknell was
chosen Temporary Chairman and W.
Lee Bryant Temporary Secretary OF the
meeting. The report of the committee
on Il Constitution and BY Laws was re-
ceived and the same adopted. by the
Constitution the name of the club WAS
declared to be The Union Republican
Club of Ormsby Comfy The regular
meetings of the club Will be on Sntur-
day evenings at 30 o'clock. After the
adoption OF the report of the committee
a recess was taken to give those who
wished to join the clnb an opportunity
to sign the Constitution and By Laws
and the following pledge:
Il do hereby pledge myself upon my
honor to sustain the urlnciples OF the
National Union Republican, Party. To
conform to and abide by the Constitu-
ton, By Laws, rules aud regulations OF
this club. And to submit to the will Of
the majority, when constltutloEaiiy eA-
pressed. on all matters affecting the in
terests of this club.
Thirty-tour signatures were appended
thereto, after which the club proceeded
to the election of permanent officers,
with the following result:
President, Chas. +. Bicknell; Vice
President. Raymond Holmes; Secretary.
W. Hy. Doane; Treasure. T. Il. Hofer;
Marshal, David H. Lentz. The club
adjourned until next Saturday evening
when it is expected that many moro
will join the club.
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06

The FAyoRrIE.-The Dsnk Exchange Saloon.
corner eff King and Ormsny streets is becoming
the fayorite resort Of this city. The great
attraction is Fredericksburg Beer, while the
best of wines liquors ard cigars are, also. sold
ut the bar A first class Billiard Table for the
amusctuent OF G,it SITS, q cold lunch at all hours
and learty good cheer tor all are its rec oumtn-
dations TO public favor. Il. Il. Brown |. the
proprietor.
SOME THING NEw.---The undersigned has been
appointed TIE Sole Agent. for the sale of the
celebrated "BaRNETrs ZINc AND PIArIyA
Pms" These pens arc now almost universally
used Throughout the United states and Crest
Britain; they are warranted strictly non-corro-
sive, and NJ durable ss eight stet pens. Price.
81 30 per gross. SAMPLES uRi1Is.
,u5.!m JOHN g. FOX.
DIR. +. !. WHITE, physician and surgeon, mas
removed his Office from the Ormsby House to
the suite Of rooms over c. +. Coltons Drug
store on Carson street. He may there he CON
suited during all bours of the day and night.
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06
The state Prison.

Yesterday We visited the above insti-
tuition, being kindly shown through the
same by Col. Hyman tho obliGing War
den. The new buildings in addition to
the old prison, constructed during tho
administration of Warden Hyman, have
greatly improved the place and given id
ditional security against outbreaks.
The number of cells is ffty-two with
dungeons for punishment. Every de-
partment of the prison gives evidence
Of the most scrupulous attention to
order and neatness. In the shoe shop
We found thirty eight men at work turn
ing out about fifty pairs OF boots ana
shoes daily A large stock Of these ar
ticles are on hand and the workmanship
appears to be equal to that IL any Of the
large manufactures. The manufacture
Of boot, ana shoes has CRAFTY decreased
tie expense OF the state i!lsos. IN
til stOue quarry there were Ht"ut "iA'E
men II wuIE-.lacMI the SION" W"rh Nc
Il diced a lupnUmtut Ton Slate senator
Boring OF E7MrItlil cCUG:N. Ia the
Cary enter Shop We tnul.I H. cuuNictH
At worl. tanning out some tue "cIk--a
counter AID desks tor the ot>i.e showln-
a, tine work l:.>Llp as = to rr sen IN
atv OF TIE ciA.uet SHOPS. IHe con-
yicis seemed 10 he al employed
to the hes. advantage and the
evidences Of GOO! management ami
thrift wee to he sreu IN al Depart
mtu1, Of the prison. There ale. con-
fined N the Nevada prl-ou So. r~I ol the
most recAis - o,>ler4lnesi That lave e'tr
81 4
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06
NOTICE.

NTOEVIDEN ElNDEETEDEEsS
~ Of this Company Will lie allowed paid
IRON and after this date nlltss same be al pro-
we'd ant! signed by tue President.
MARhIlfliLLE ILUME COMPANY.
Per T., NILES, Secretary.
Carson, Sept, l. 1874. sei-iw
Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1874-09-06

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ference which has been in session in
this Mace for several DAYS closed its
l.; -.
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one TO ne sppp!ieG. Sierra District. ".
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Honey Lake. W Minis Big Valley. ".
J. White. Surprise Valley, l.. Ewing
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PREsuyTEEIAN CHUBCH. -rreachinG al
Ii A. NJ, by the Rev. John Thompson,
DID, Of san Francisco, and ar72+ P. H.,
by the Rev. JapeZ Walker. late OF Scot
land. Subject: Temperance. Sab
bath-school at y Il.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-20
MANHOOD:
How Lost, How Restored!

TuST published, u new edition Of Dr. Cul
81 verwells Celebrated Essay on the rddi-
cal cure (wiihout medicine) of SPERMAToR
RuoEA or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary
Seminal Losses, lmpctency, also, Consump.
tion, Epilepsy and Fits, tnduced 10y selfin-
dugence or sexual exiravagance.
Bay. Price in sealed envelope only six
cents.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
essay, clearly demonstrates from thirty years
successful practice, that the alarming conse-
uuences Of selfabuse may be radically cured
without the dangerous use Of internal medi-
cine or the application of the knife; pointing
out mode Of cure at once simple, certain,
and effectual, by means of which every suffer
or, no matter what his condition may be, may
cure himself cheaply, privately and Radical
iy.
This lecture should be in the hands of every
youth and every man in the land.
Sent under seal, in plain envelope, TO any
address, postpaid, on receipt Of six cents, ol
two post stamps
Address the Publishers,
CHAS. J. c. KLINE & CO.,
LEI Bowery New York Post Office Box, ,45s6.
Oct. 25th, 1873. ly.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-20

A CHECK TO MARRIAGE.-One Of
the great social evils of this age is
admitted to be the reluctance of our
young men to early marriae ees.-They
won't marry now, we are told, as they
used TO do, on three-hundred a year.
Depend upon it, many and many
case it is not the odd hundred or two
that is wanting-it's the attraction.
We have lost that joyous and familiar
intercourse between rel ,hbors' fami-
lilies, where young peoples individual
tiles had space and opportunity to
develop themselves, and heart NEE:
heart. Our modest Cupid has over.
strung his bow-his arrows don't hit
home. Young ladies hide away the
key of their hearts so carefully that
nobody thinks it worth looking for.
Who is to choose "the one" out of a
bevy of proper behaved damsels, like
a row of holly hooks, differing only in
height and shape, and color ?-They
all look alike, talk alike, and walk
alike, and for anything that appears
to the contrary, mink alike and feel
alike. WHY, such choice is an act
of deliberatc intention-matrimOny
prepense lew men have the nerve tC
venture upon it. No wonder they
calculate the probable butchers ant
bakers bills before taking such 9
plunge as that.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-20

When | married my second wife,
she was dreadful set about going Off
on bridal tour tour. ItOid her she'd
better wait six months or a year, and
I'd try to go with her, but she said
she'd rather go alone-when was trav-
cling a man was an out-and.out hum
bug.
So l gave her seventy-fve cents,
and told Ter to go 81 Ind have a good
time. l neverubegrudged money
where my happiness is concern
ed My hrst wife never could COM
plain of not going anywberes, Cor Pm
dreadful fierce to go off Oh a good
time myself, and always was. l
don't pretend to say how many times
| took her out to see the engine
sguirt-and there was no end to free
lectures let her go to. The neigh
bors used to say: at does beat all
how the SINNERS do go!"
When Signor Bitz was in Sunk
vile, with his wonderful canaries, he
gave my wife complimentary ticket
I not only sold that ticket for my wife
but gave her ] the money. DOM
boast of it though only mention il
to show how much / thought Of my
wife's happiness.
don't think any man ought to get
married till he can consider his wife.
happiness only second to his ewn.-
John wise, a neighbour Of mine, done
thusly, and when l got married, l cor
Guided l would do like VIZ
But the plan did,a1
case Of my second
Richland beacon., 1874-06-20
RAYVILLE LA SATURDAY. JUNE % 1874 WHOLE

! Crawford and Dist Attorney Harris
would have been living to-day in the
bosom Of their families, and enjoy.
ment of a lucrative practice of their
profession.
/ / loath the assassin, deprccatc the
murderer, and lie who sheds mans
blood, but Judge Crawford and the
parties at Colfax met with no other
fate than what they might have cx-
pccted, and why the satellites Of W.
u. Kellogg have not met with SINH
lar fate | am at loss to see-it is M
accountable in any other way, than a
belief that Congress yet had a
latent spark of honor, a concealed sense
of justice and duty The Louisiana
case before Congress will certain
" satisfy the most crclulous that
we are two people. the oppressor and
the oppressed, the taxed and the tax
gatherer, the robbed and the robhcr.
The only reason that the Federal
Government refused to let Israel go
up out of Egypt was, that by re-enact-
ing the COlfax, Meridian and Chicot
affairs once or twice year, they
would have a good thicket of moon
shine to hide in and yell out "Ku-
Klux! Ku-Klux.!" and let fly the
hell hounds Of war, march the l. S.
army abb. over the South, burn,
murdc;, rasish and rob as they go,
and .on with the sanity awe of Sa-
tan eAclaim, we do all this for con-
science sake, and the love of God and
by the desOlation of the South keep
the party together by the cohesive
power of plunder and crime. The
outragcs that the Northern people,
through Congress, have thrust on the
Southern citizens within the last 80
years, has created chasm, stretched
that chasm into a yawning abyss, an
interminable ocean filled with fire and
birthstone, molten matter, and any
Northern man coming here t0 live,
without he cones here to engage in
agriculture, mechanism, commerce,
(not commerce in politics) or some
honorable vocation, and not to engage
in politics and set the negroes and cit
liens together cheek by jole; comes
as an emissary, comes with the brand
of the devil on his brow. What
would the wretches think of "Crow
Foot" going North to live, he would
be as isolated as the man in the moon
with his nose turned up going over
Washington city. Why, Sir! the
war must go on, the excitement must
be kept up; if it was stopped the
knaves in Congress and in Federal
Offices, instead of being sent to Con-
gress and appointed to fill important
Offices, would be sent t. the Peniten-
tiary or hung; so you see, Mr.. Edi-
tor, that it is question of life and
liberty with them, so the war must
60 on. Alas, poor Yorick!
Yours Respectfully,
Crow FOOT.
Richland beacon., 1874-06-20
spirit so fine that it'Il'g.so dOe""'S
for angels TO chaw, 49,

+ loi dilStiS W tidN
4 Ny lamb-likc hearers. | ~ now
tell you how you come in at the great
shcep-shcarin on the judgement [ ",
and how YOU can sleep in peace and
quictneSs On the straw of the grave,
and bow YOU can fill your stomach
through life with the tender grass of
JOY, and the cold silver W ucr &c thank
iulneSs . In the first placc--ncvcr
put out your arms further than Won
can draw them in again without get
tin scorchcd II you do Judkin's
burn ointment won't save YOU. BE
content W ith the fodder YOU have
gathered in the field Of honesty, and
never try to steal your ncighbor's, be-
cause his eyes ain't quite a. sharp as
yourn. | don't mean TO say that YOU
must let his hogs root in Your world
ly intcrcsts--no, no, drive them out
quietly but let him see that there is
no hole in your fence of common
sense, through which they may creep.
Never aspire to things above vour
reach, if you're livin' on the first floor
Of poverty, don't try to danglc your
shanks out of the third story window
of pride. There's good deal of hap
piness in this world, but like pckin
b!ackbcrries, YOU must be careful not
not TO get the thorns into Your hands
while gathcrin them. Like young
squirrels always lay up nuts in the
summer and autumn of plenty for
that season when you will find icicles
cloging around your heart, and snow
on your unprotected scalp.
Don't be 50 stingy that you're afraid
to breathe because it wears out YOUR
lungs; but rccollect that money is
like umbrellas, it always comes in use
on rainy day. This earth is as
lovely as a clean shaved man, or a
newly painted church, and it's your
fault if the razor is full of gaps, and
the whitewash ditto Of dirt and horse
hair. Its like stone pavement GOV.
ed with sleet; also you must put the
bobnails Of prudence, and the carpet
tacks of observation, with the ends
dOwnwards, in the thick boot Of your
conduct, in order to prevent you from
getting your heads bumped and your
shins bruised upon frozen earth. My
hearers, don't go to sleep yct--a ait
tie more and shall hayc DONE" as
the boy said to his mother.
Conform to all that l have said,
and you'll be as happy as pigs while
eatin' rum cherries. Your hearts will
be as clean as baby's head after it
has been washed i'm warm water with
CASTLE soap, and your eyes will glis-
ten with gladness, like tin pans in the
sunshine. If the storm of afiliction
comes and vets your heart through
and through, why you can put it out
again on the rainbow of your promis,
and when all's ocer-when you shake
of the ileas of mortality from your
hides, you'll find bran new crown,
made just to your size, banging up on
peg in the hat shop of Heaven.
Dustin BAREBONEs.