The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1874-08-12
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cb;c man is to start q con-

the hambaid. Is it really ne
ccssary thine of the year? s.
M m e.ind- Goldschmidt and
Mr.. simssves are each said to
have a ch whose promise of fu-
ture renows singer is very great.
--Fortywa schooimarms could
not tell " an abstract question
was, but ey one of them under
stood theAning of pop the ques
ton. (
Not / lady in ten bathes at
Newport suse it isn'tgenteel, and,
furthermc because they look like
"horrid fits" in their bathing
costumes.
-Iowathe State to- live in. A
whole Say School Picnic can be
thrown 0 bridge twenty-six feet
high aneo one but a red headed
girl hurt. ks ~ -
-"On>hildren and fools sit on
the beacnder an umbrella says
the exasated Miss Olemade from
her elevsl seat overlooking Swamp
scott be,.
-"Onof the m st. yexatious
things ire world is to have your
wife's uh kicked in the stomach by
a horse, i'll you, $4,000, and then
deliberay get well.
-Doiiatt says the proper thing
to do Tn your horse is running
away $50 hold fast to your seat
and sayur prayers; anyhow, hold
fast to qr seat"
Gait is prepared from the in
testine8 the sheep or goat, and the
manufaere is chiefly confined to
Italy. ) manufacture of eatgut. is
known this country.
"A yr ago a young man would
be real God to his mother on the
promisef ashirt which buttoned be-
hind, b now such promise would
not swse him an inch.
Me than a hundred people are
drink, warm blood at the Boston
abatto for various diseases, and
there talk of building o hotel to
accomodate patients.
-lother old pioneer gone. He
livedt Troy, and he "goned'' with
5000 which did not belong to him,
and ok along the hired girl to COM
fortls old age.
- Mississippi pilot saw the COM
ct Tighter night, and Immediately
cried, 1--WE got 'em snakes I've had
beforebnt now the stars have got
& sffsyA 'epa; I'm dead man.
little boy was asked about the
.sf Joseph, and if he knew what
g his brethren done in disposing
m, when he replied, Il suppose
sold him too cheap
Eyes, George Washington was
.tty great and high" said a Mis-
,uri steamboat captain, "but then
granger, he never owned a steamboat
rhich could hitch past the White
queen"
The Vienna city architect has
btained permission to construct
toTe in the principal cemetery for
purposes, and an old lady
as given 10000 forms for the con-
truction of others.
An old veteran was relating his
Exploits to crowd of boys, and men
oned having been in five engage
lents. ''That's nothing" broke in
little fellow, ''my sister Agnes has
cen engaged eleven times
"A peddler calling3on an old lady
, dispose of some goods inquired of
er if she could tell him of any road
n which no peddler had travelled. i
Yes" replied she, ri know Of one,
nd that's the road to heaven"
Detroit Free Press: Turn for a
loment from the Beecher scandal
nd ponder over the fact that the
'otprints of Chicago lady On the
rairie near Michigan City got a |
-owd ofImen out to hunt for a stray
ephant."
AT recent reunion of the alumni |
West Point it was voted unani- !
ously thatall living graduates ofthe
,ademy, both from the south and
birth, be invited to join the anniver-
try dinner next year, On the 18th of
me. 20
One of the oddities of hot wealth
advertising is that ola gentleman
ho announces through the evening
lper ''his readiness to supply pulpits
r any denomination or no any other
inisterial work., during the heated