The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-10-13
FACTS yy0RTm RENE EmnEsING.

Trust him who carries but little on
his back. q
Who dies;a fool, will not enter heaven
a sage.
A wit is bad in age; what must it be
in youth
A man who has no mind will not
change it.
The wisdom Of the wiscst is folly in
the sight of God. rs
Beware Of gandy cxteriors; rognes
usually dress weHs
I Breach sof good mannefs-Fer ruin
to stare you in the face.
Never trust him who flies into pas
sion On being dnnned.
1t is what man is, not what he has,.
that makes him happy. 81
Heed the slanderer to-day, and he
will talk of thee tomorrow.
Only the stores of the mind can be
taken TO the next world.
A healthy heart digests and draws
strength from misfortune.
The largest diamond does not always
cover the best hotel clerk. 81
The smoke of match will bleach
fruit stains off your hands r.
If all good came to US in this world,
who would care for heaven?
Where Satan cannot 60 himself, he
10, ,,,;,o 81 H. ,,,o,ooroor
If the Lord followed our plans he
would sbipwreck the Universe.
Kindness is not relished plain; it
needs the sweet sauce of flattery.
Early to bed and early to rise will all
be in vain if you don't advertise $50.
How on earth is it, that at party,
the guests grow thin after supper3
Editors gain a living in a sanctum-
money-us way.
If a gun is fired over recently
caught lobster, both his claws will fall
| off. 80 }eat q
1t is not an insult to ask tall man if
it's cool up there Il
"Shakespeare" has been spelled every
way but "Spokeshire" and "Shvspoke"
There is no concealed weapon so
deadly as the enyenomed tongue of
SANDER.
Let all the errors you see in Others
management suggest correctness in your
own. 9i1!i5 '3!
The way to get credit is to be pune
tual; the way to preserve is not to use
| it much.
Can man who is full of the milk of
human kindness eat . lobster with i'm
punity9
God gives rich men sons who soon
scatter the wealth they have gathered
together.
What thing il is to be "a gentleman
and sculter,'' nowadays, to be sure!
You can travel ten days in Switzer
land for the cost of two days light
seeing at Niagara.
Young man, go West, and if you can
find nothing else to do you may run for
Contingent Congressman. bz "A
He that follows nature is never out
of his way. Nature is sometimes SUBJ
dued, but seldom extinguished.
Noah Webster says miller is one
who attends mills; therefore, persons
who attend prize-fghts are millers.
! The only certain way for a man to
| win $40 on horse race is to give all
the riders $50 apiece to let some one
horse win. r1 ,-3.r5 .o...
Never trouble trouble till trouble
troubles you, for trouble seldom troub-
les people who don't trouble themselves
about trouble. .9a
To what country should man go in
order to put the last touch of polish to
his education? To Finland, in order
to Set some Finnish. - Has7f-
! Whenever you meet man who is
fond of argument, you will meet one
profoundly ignorant of the operations
Of the human heart.
Good-One who rarely bets.
Better-One who always bets.
| Best-One who never BETS
A French paper says that not one
American in a hundred has handsome
chin. There is not one FrenchTan in
la thousand that has not too much. +,
II is singular fact that no instance
is recorded of the body of any life in
surance agent or book eanvasser ever
having been embalmed.
An old citizen of Chicago who bob
bed out of bed at midnight and ran to
the door to learn the cause Of that ERE
row, got bullet in his groin.
If the over-ridden Postoffice Depart.
ment clerk don't get over twenty six
pen knives every year he'll organize a
Lowry gang and make this government
| tremble.
A lady who has attended several pub
lie dinners wants to know why the pre-
siding officer can never propose the
Toast of the evening without regretting
that it had not been placed in ADLER
hands
| Always acknowledge all courtesies in
a kindly spirit. Throw boquet and a
l.card of thanks 10 serenadlng party,
if not prepared to invite them in. If
you haven't a bGquet or card at hand,
throw bootjack, or brick, or any,
thing of that sort, just 10 show your
appreciation of the kindness intended.
Who is there that ever saw man
) jump from his cart, and, in a fit of pas
sion, beat PROSTATE, trembling horse
until the poor beasts eyes protruded
from, their sockets, and every vein on
his forehead stood ont like whipcords
: that he did not involuntarily say, if he
: paused ore moment TO reflect, "God
help that mans family"
t Give a child a good square name. i
: should not be parted in the middle
either,f for one Christian name is enough
for anybody. How ridiculous it look:
}, to sign Z. Harry for Timothy H., P
= Henry for Patrick H., NJ. Frank fol
/, Michael F, E. Hall for Edwin H., j
$ Weed for Jcdediah w NJ. Emmett fo
a Michael E, c Suly for Columbus S
&c.