Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1874-09-28

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About wgmen-Nel-
Always boxing down N the ma1th-
i dsaaisa.
Mr. Stacking has heen aad marrie.I
Anna Frosa- Hase-AHnaE
Country boys now walk around under
apple trees. locking far the ball that
they lost
Kerosene made an angel ef Mrs. R0b-
ers SpReer, 1t Cedar Falls. Iawa- few
days ago
Isn't there IN aWfaIIF ssrqug smell
Of pigs N the air azkat Smith Of
jones.
YES replied Jones. that's because
the wind Is Erau the saW-Wesa-
i man a1vertises N New York pa-
per fer bar-kEePer- who must be rec
Omuended By his Paztar-
The taIa-bearer and the taLe-hearer
should bath be hanged u. back u back.
one. by the 1DngTzs- the ether by the ear.
The wuman who writes the l5Gfrssses
Gf her Lestars 7.iEaalcornere,I Is the -
peeiaI tRruenber af Eess Gfics clerks
Had yuu. 81. sand Henry ErskiTne
To d GIlIzgry earpensers a-heen there &c
build the ark. va should net have had
the foo,3 yet~
IN Ohio EeIIe wha went q S1Iraaaga
II hdEes 10 ind caUa7 came aWay en-
g1gs,f 70 4 man Who makes wazer groot
bLzekng-
L Chicago PAPER sags that a0a ane
nan n ff5F knows haw 70 carrT Ia1llittel
easily The hest way 1s ID carv tht
halss and hire boy "a carry the rest 9
IL
See sand sGrruwIng wife. shGE
/ peaceful the CIT and dog ars" Yes
said the petuIans husband s-6uE5 Just u
them 51ga6her and thea see how the II
VIII fy-
1T Is eFenlng WrTles Sarasag;
/ correspondent the nlgh5 LBmPs ara a
hing II the SKI The 0HazFetaas ha
tzUene1 each shining zsar, and i mTIIlal
penis az fame Mss eur benIgh1z,3 plan
et- Too much CGngrsss wa1ar II thai
I A LITTLE Danbury grE when azka,I Z
her mather ahou1 Suspicious little bTse
n the sides eta GazEH cEalee appIes
answered =--FEerhaEs mama- they ma
have Eeen frUs1-aI71an- II was sa eaLi Las
night The mf5ier rEEreG1eL
An ingenious vg1ag zshaGIIHarm !
Polk cGunEF. Oregon. has Tnyenss.t 4
efae1ual PROCESS To subGlze raffral-t1r
GrrhT1s. she s5zntts them Cd Their haIG
J and PG4rs w15E dsw1 th=ir traqssl
legs
Beeause the arzt1fll1rIlias CT CesisEr Bal
IDS. lGEa- won't sprinkle. the street.
the Cesfar Rapids Times has gud T1s Cad
II and rgf1zss u publish any thing ahGl
the Beeeher huszness. Nothing Like I
dependent journalism fur bringing 1e
, pie hE their SENSES
J Recently N CaI1nsi1 e1un1y. Geo
III. charch- whsn the eaugrHgEEI4u ara
ii sing. d ElzsaI EsII from the Feeke5
cue 0f the wgrshIpsrz, and wq11s3aL
l Mr. PseIar- wha remarked N lie v
\ beTrg carried cut. Take cara thai "
daa's make ne drup nine
I An TrIshman faund i gaEsrnme
aI.Enzs5 racenziy and railing Il IL :
II under hH aru- amt walked dE sEEF II
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