The Indiana State sentinel., 1874-02-03
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Party ties-white cTavatS.
The dead of winter-hies.
The key note of good breeding-B natural.
Strained sweetness-a kiss through vail.
The sentinel who did not sleep on his
watch had left it at the pawnbro'sor's,
without earnest convictions no great or
sound literature is conceivable.-Lowsl.
Reposs and cheerfulness are the badge of
the gentleman-repose in energy.-Emer
son.
Take away ambition and vanity, aud
where will be your heroes and patriots?-
Seneca
How many apples did our first parents
eat in the garden of Eden. Eve eight and
Adam two.
Daubury boy severely injured his spine
in irving to initiate a gesture he saw Mr..
Cough make.
Bad temper bites at both ends; il makes
ones self nearly as miserable as 1t does
other people.-Arthur Helps.
The call to religion is not a call 70 be bet
ter than your fellows, but to be better than
Yourself Religion IS relative to the indI-
yidual-Beecher.
Perish that power which has been obtain
ed by evil means, retained by similar prae-
tice. and which is administered as badly as
it was acquired.-Cice-o.
Tho New York Commercial Advertiser
saws: 4 New Yorker observed to friend
from the south of France: "YOu will find
the winter cold here" "Icy, lei, see!' wss
the shivering response.
An Ohio woman, riding on the ears with
her boy, said he was six, and when Billy
stoke up and declared he was ten the good
woman drew him over her knees aud mad
ratisfaction for the half-fare she was obliged
TO pay.
Policeman Ito individual who has arrived
at the msudlin stage)-"Now, then, move
on. What are you a-thinkin' on lettering
Eeref'' Individaal-''I was (hic) a-thinkIn
O tarnin' over quite a moo leaf sir; quite !
moo leafW
ALy boy can learn to chew tobacco by
being hopeful aud persevering, but unless
his hips are fully developed he oan not wear
mans without suspeDders, and have hii
shit foam jauntily out over the top.-Dan
bury News.
The St. Albans, Vermont, Satirist give:
this Invitation and pleasant promise. Search
this paper from beginning to end, YOU vii
hld nothing about politics, railroads aad
religion. We defy any one to find fapat VIII
Il; IL they do, they will get hin The next
'Are you fond Of novels, Mr.. JONES'
Very responded that interrogated gentle
man, who wished to be thought by the LADY
e,uestioner fond ofIiterature. "Have you,
sontinued the lady, lever read Ten Thou
Ina a Year. 'No madam, never read Sc
may in all my life."
Not long since, at Sunday school. the
teacher, after trying hard to impress on tae
minds of a class of small boys the sin OF
Sabbath breaking, asked, SIS Sunday bet.
ter than any other day?' When the small
est boy in the class answered, 'yOu hes
your boots it is?" ---
Some impecuniOus country editor gets OF
the following: "Lives there man with
soul so dead, who never to himself has said
III pay before go TO bed the de5t owe the
printer? Yes there are some who know fun
Wdi, who never such a tale could tell bur
.hy, l fear, will go to well, the place
wlere there's no winter.
.Oan you (hic) tell nae wha 1 wanter
krDw?D was the hesitatng but saxious in
qury of a man on Main street New Years
night. He seemed to be surveyo OF side
walks or inspector of awning post, vet he
waited q physician; for he added after q
Ion. pause 81 wanter fin DIR. Whathheilye-
caiisname." The listeners didn't kn,w that
doGOr.-Danbury News.
Mr.. HOgarth,th thinking he would Ike t
: invest in Some fancy breeds ofcattle, visited
Colonel Slden's farm Saturday to t$s a
triew Of the stock. During the examination
On 81 800 colt flung up both its hind hels
lind threw some twelve pounds OF mud iFo
Mr.. Hogarth's face and bosom. Mr.. H.
g3rth returned homo perfectly contenta
With the compon bresds Of animsls.-D.n
fYty News.
p,agrieultural journal says that when
wanlmilks COW ne should not attempt L
smoke cigar at the same time 4 youni
man out in the count-y triedit and got a ION.
yell enough until he l,vered his head ant
'touched the cows flank 18th the lichted ar,
of his weed. The next iI@ant bii1seif ~
Cigar were dresdfully ''pu5 STU The eov
In3roduced about two tons We xht into on
or her hind legs, and then passed. S,inder sf,
mixers left jaw.
A doctor called on cholera patienS,, Ger
N, and prescribed. Next day foun>-,s
-vsn. ssWell," said the doctor, "s'
ought you ouI?" "No, sir;