Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1874-08-13

Why did Job always sleep cold
Because he had miserable comforters.
And now our citizens are dining OF
green corn and watermelons.
Several new pavements are beins
put down on Clay street.
The Dedication Services of the new
Monroe church, on Sabbath, were wei
attended.
To-day, the 18th inst. the Granger'
will meet in Picnic fashion in tht
grove of Mr.. McCaughy near Paint Val
ley.
-Nobby young men now use 1awr
mowers on their hair. They look as
though they had just escaped from some
of the public institutions at Columbus.
Advertising has created m any q
new business, enlarged many an old
business, revived many dull business,
rescued many afailing business, and
prese rved many large business, and il
insures success in any business,
A good way to restore a man ap-
parently DIRE wned is to first dry him
thoroughly inside and ont and then clap
speaking trumpet to his ear and in
form him that his mother-in-law' S
dead.
"A correspondent of the Scientific
| American says certain cure for nose
bleeding is to extend the arm perpen-
dicularly against wall or post, or any
convenient object for support. The side
from which the blood proceeds is the
one to elevate.
Several of our citizens are at Cha
tauqua Lake attending the National S.
S. Assembly. Among the number are
Rev. o. Badgley and family, Mrs. d.
W. Van Evera, and Mr.. & Mrs, T. B.
Cunningham.
Officers and soldiers who served in
the army, physicians, surgeons, and em-
inent men ard women everywhere, join
in recommend Johnson's Anodyne Lin
iment to be the best internal and exter-
nal family medicine ever invented.
That's our experience.
When the storm beats hardest and
the elements are most boisterOus, we
know best how to appreciate shelter.
So when our corporal Affections are
most severe we can best tell the value
of sure remedy. Miss Sawyer's Salve
cures more diseas es than any other
known medicine. A fair trial will be
the most convincing proof
The price of three pieces of chew
ing-gum week, at one cent apiece,
amounts to $l.5G a year, or in sixty
seven years to $104.52. That sum will
purchase complete set of Appletou's
Encyclopedia, marriage license, a
black bombazine dress for your aunt. a
German silver coffin plate, and hair
switch. Cut this out, young girl, and
paste it on the back Of your beau's pho
tograpy.
The officers of the Pan-Handel
road have issued an order forbidding all
employees of the company from enter
ing public houses where intoxicating
liquors are sold or given away, at Cadiz
Junction, Dennison and Uhrichsville,
under penalty of immediate dismissal
from service.
The young ladies who affect those
be careful not to put letters therein. A
love-sick gent lately picked note out
of one of these which let him know
that another had the inside track, and
so saved him the trouble of popping
the question and getting snubbed.
"A western Fair Association are 60
ing to give an easy chair to the oldest
settler Of the county to the oldest COLI
tinued resident set of knives and forks
to parent or parents of the most chill.
dren born in the county, q silver set,
and the winner of foot-race-none to
enter under 65 years of age-a, cane.
For low vuIgarity we refer our
readers to the column of sShorts" in
last weeks Farmer. We would also
say in this connection that the editor is
entirely mistaken as to the authorship
of "Crusade Leaves" 1t il GENERALLY
supposed that they are written by a
lady. We have simply to say that the
author is not a lady.
We have seen no official announce
ment OF the fact but by newspaper no
tices, see that the State Board of Agri-
culture is now paying the premiums
awarded at the last State Fair. Parties
holding orders should at once make ap-
plication for their money to the Secre-
tary, Mr.. John Ii. Klippart, at Column
bus, o.
We are told that there are parties
making the rounds of the country sell
ling tea at a very low figure, but of
quality that is not very conducive to
health and longevity. Purchase your
goods of responsible local dealers, and
you will not be imposed upon by ras-
cally strangers. The advertisement of
a number Of honest grocers can be seen
in this paper.
oh the skecter, the beautiful skeet-
er, filling the air with melodious metre.
Under our hat, and tickling our nose,
taking bite through a hole in our
clothes in through the window, OPEN
ing the door, filling our chamber and
singing the sweeter, ever is found the
untiring muskeeter.
If the Druggist offers any kind of
herb-flavored alcohol for dyspepsia, bill
iousness, or any other ailment, tell him
that you want medicine, not a bar-room
drink. Ask him for DIR. Walkers CAL
IFoRNIA BIRTERs, the best regulating
preparation known, AID which you
know is free from ;fSalan's Elixir" Re-
ject all the fiery "Tonics" and "Appeti-
zers," and cling to that remedy. There
is no medicine that compares with it.
52w4.
GOING TO ENGLAND.-Our young