The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-07-02

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-WAttrbary, Conn, has bAshlBI
YoauE man, who made a rsil one evening
saa atsf psfiasinE u 8 little ice cream
ard aske sskoi, II there anything else
Iii d sometimes tie privilege Of The
lover 60 be, At oae and sud the samc time
in iwo situations. Wheu beside bic mis-.
fraes he may also be beside himself.
A Germaa Ia New YORK being asked
bow much sourkrout be had pot up for
winter use replied f. not not much.
iAltla more a. tea barrels, shast for sick
Hess.
Thomas Hood died composing and
that, too, a humorous poem. lie is said
10 have remarked that be was dying out
81 charity 70 the undertaken who wished
10 Urn lively Hood.
a young gentleman remarked to his
female companion, the other evening
All TIE most beautiful evening 10 my
recollection. Luna looks peculiarly beau.
lfal. Was tina, her Just went by? quickly
asked Che young lady.
Never burn kindly written letters
the mute ulterances Of those afAr, yet
dear, whose faces you may never look
uleu again. Remember how many lit
tic notion 10 huware they will procure.
William. said one Quaker to another,
thee knows never call anybody names,
bot, William, II the governor Of the state
should come to me aud say, Joshua,
want thee 10 find me the biggest liar in
The state Of New York, would come to
Thee, aud say, William, the governor
wants to see thee particularly.
Deliver the from person who never
docs wrong, and knows II exclaimed
Mr.. BeecheF. Deliver me from a man
whose tongue never made a mistake, and
who keeps a note Of the factl If there Is
any one thing more provoking to a sinner
and We are all sinners-than another,
IL Is one Of these consciously perfect folks
"A couple Of neighbors became so in
imical that they would not speak to each
other; bat one Of them having been con
scrted At q camp meeting, on seeing his
former enemy, held ont his hand, saying:
How d'yo do, Kemp ! am humble
enough TO shake hands with dog.
DIR, Hlll. an Edinburgh professor Of
the last century met in the suburbs OF
the city, a man who was generally re-
garded ~ an i'm beetle. Somewhat ir-
riiated by the intrusion on the privacy Of
his walk, DR.. hin said to him, How long,
Tom, eau one live without brains2 ! din
ua ken, answered Tom; how long has
we lived yerseltf
"a fair aud buXom New Eng land
widow, who had buried three husbands
recently, went with gentleman, who IN
his younger days, had paid her marked
attention, to inspect the graves Of her
dear dcparieds Aiter contemplating
them in mournfnl silence, she murmured
to Der companion: Ali janice, you
might have been in that row now If you
only had little more courage.
"A planter ia Virginia, being dressed
for some special occasion, said to Uncle
Ben, an old family servant, Uncle Ben,
how DO lookI Why, you looks splendid
mar.ter; splendid. Why, you looks as
bold as a lion. What do you know about
liont You never saw one, Why, yes,
| did, marster; Use often seed lion;
often. Whore, Uncle Benz Why. down
on Master Johnsou's plantation; they's
gp, a lion, aud YOU seed him,too; know
sou has Why, you old goose, YOU, that
B. not lion, 1t f., % jaekass, aud they have
named him Lion Well, | don't care
about dat don't care for dat, You hook
jast like him.
-Tbe celebrated Dominican friar,
Roceo, Is said to have been preaching IN
tie markel-plsee nj Naples. This day,
sAlJ be-, will see IL you truly repent Of
your sins. Thereupou he commenced a
penitenda discourse that made the hair
Of the hard-hcatcd multitude stand mp
right, aud, when they were an on their
knees, gnasbIHg their teeth, beating their
breasts aud pslting on all Imaginable
sjgn. Of eou,ndou, be suddenly cried,
Now, you who truly repent Of your sins,
hold up your hands. There was not one
present who did not Immediately stretch
out bis arms, Holy Archaugel Michel,
then exclaimed Rocco, thou who with
thy adam aniirs sword staudest by the
Judgment seat OF God, hew of every
hand that has been raised hypocrucaIly.
INSTANTLY every hand drodscd, aud Rocco
poured forth fresh inyestiye against the
slniuIness and peryersi,y Of bis audience.