, 1874-09-27

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Priest, Her husband is now pro1li,u
utter tie priest With SHOTGUN u'ss aso1,d
Yer rye1eDco is Ike 11;,e.noa.r
pQln; ;gsNps2|les Wicklow peasant; !, = s9d !,
+ TIE indulgence modern pilgrims ~ ,ox
indulgence. ~ 1or-Sss
The following Ines a-e not hr 1o.
tier: ".Qf alt tle queer rorIs t's, oua ~ o. Nba.
sala tn the queosest are tl!sge: i a;2s Sas t.s
Why were the mcnks OF o]1 a,,,,
because they we're nearly alnars" "c51a,n,z va,
An old gentleman wont into TIM 49,.
OF the p1persin st. John, u. B.. ~ ts!ss &c = -
una pFcsentlng slip Gu. from n,,a 1a.ats d..
announcing tie death Of larson r.a 1otIuoo Fse7
81 John. asked TO- have it inee,toJ "..a,faoFaia
great many friends Of his hsre VIZ 10 ,.aaa1 ..asna
to hear of bis death" "1' "ooa III
Dr.: Haskell was refused the n; n.e o;.,
ulst Episcopal Church at Vancouver for aeta1
temperance lecture, because, ct his az sseocd
tno ianenaEo o. one Of tho dcacona Isl
suo nous1 u uod by using a p.ck q c,ssA
el'o an Illustration OF gai;t:ers tricks. a4 Il
It IS not uncommon observation tb,.
Wno Is continually TALKING about ls ..css.!sa NJ
earnings after. righteousness, c.n't ~. eaaeet.
9"4eo "a 0an Wh0 s5esn
;, Brooklsn is pious plsce. Even Il. .:;!
sisu: ''WhJ halt &c between = two ouena on;. rs
Whales are supposed to lire to a e1s,4 s'
anu, apropos, story IL toll of sailor ~; -;
Were tossed high into the air, by may nassssIa'., as.,
huhes. As he came down. :ter h,Jf ~ n'ass
nAa elapsed, the whale awaited him v;th s7s'
mouth, and instead Of sinking as deen 1T oaea
sea az he had been in the air, be Blid a.a -n.o na
into the Thales interior. AS soon - h.
covered bis breath he d1cw out L;s tna.h y. n
o21 anu helped himself to liberal "nr;s :
IS ho laughed at his adventure. p,a.sa;a Moa;a
he arose from the soft bat moist co,sk
"dlch ho had fallen, and an-vscss vssa q
apartment, which contained m.nv vo.,s ~
you mag be sure. Soma writing v1as! M
o. the walls attracted his attention .sI I
. On : examination it proved to be The wv, ~
''.JonAh, B. c. e62.7 This amused him no :, s@aa
hat the quid fell out OF bis noontb ,ata 20 9a
whale At once began to rrithe and shoT a.a "a
1!sllke to nicotine: A happy idea occur1a1 tIa =
ll1n, and lie cut his plug Of tob.cco M ~
Ncces, which hc distributed over the flooT ~ n.y.
whale then heared more violently than hafasas
MI while Jack Was holding his sides at tha isfs
10 was thrown into the wafer and alQcss =,
'oard one OF tho ships bouts.
Some OF his comrades doubted hi, vo,a,-.-
tory, but, for the benefit Of unbelieyera h. :;
rought back With him pocket knife VIII ah,es
orn handle, on which we're carved Jonah.S
inls and m American Eagie.-From T7r.ss
NE Sea or, The 4mcric1n VhaLeur,1 -
?. Norris Darts. y /
During the lase eession Of tbs Presb,t.,;,,
eneral Assembly in St. Louis The hotei; ~.
arx much crowded, and 10 it happened thu. CJs
:. Z. Gilmore. of Springfield. Mo-, vaa pufi j
q with reverend Bourbon Democrat uho hu
great deal to Fay about politics.
The Colonel listened in silence Until ,ha mn
n began to talk slightingty OF President LS.
IN, who, be assured the Colonel, he parson,i,
lew, and that A1r. LINCOLN :.gaa T.tt
d1narT man, sir !! honest enough, perhspa bsi
no talcnts, sir!" ETC.. etc ~
- Your estimate OF Nr. Lincoln" rep1ied ua
lionel, j. ns differs remarkably from thst Of L,
IT of the world. It is strange how uniyaEraIy
opla OF all classes have been mistaken! VIII
,feas many actually regard him - the eayiorci
T Government"
' It il = positive sin, sir, to talk Of 1;nco}nu
saTlor ct this country" said the parsor
iod Almighty s1Yed the country, sir! AndT
uld havo been all the same il ANYBODY ella
"a Lincoln had been President At tie tin,an
Vel, maybe so, said Gilmore; "bu. tie.
con, thing Il required less Diriae po,ny d
e u through Lincoln than it would hare 70.
A0- 4
nan, for instance! There vas great ss1in,
DIVING power, anyhow"
ays the Indianapolis Journal: In the .bseua
teacher last Sunday, Snpt. Emc2sa,
5, Of tho Garden Baptist Sunday-sciool
charge OF the class himself-some SIX b1sht
B. Indirectly he had occasion to sDe.Eog j
roads, one 1eading to heaven and ona "a
, and stated that God had p1aced the Rbltil
hahos 10 olrect us to the right road aadta
q ua from walking in the road which leads ii
:, The Superintendent, wishing to illussfsu
Importance OF L fnger-board, asked tka
Bo;s' hare Jou ever been in the country:'
Did you ever coma to d point where tn
y, met, and found no tuGcr-boa7d to dirtd
Ies, SIR"
THAT road did you take :"
The road that had the most black ra1aub
Was tho quick response Of one Of ths EnsI
AlE- X. found the answer 100 much, al,
loud smile, replied: ''1lat'a right, toy.
the black wa1nuts-" Il
Boston lawyer sends this: "lwentr rsa,
just after I WAS admitted to the Bar
,, called one evening on tho young l1dr
las s.nce become mE wife. l made fnenA
,cr little brother Addie, and Ehca he IL
tho room heard him ask his mother. ca.
lally, Mamma, do Won think angels, ri;2y
rong enough to carry lawyers to He,ssai.
ood Noman's answer vas lost in the .Husb,
but IN the battle Of life since then tht
on Las como back moro than once"
late Hon. Sam Galloway. Of Coluubcs
u remarkably homely man. On ouo O..
). while dining with d personal and polt:t1,I
IN Chileothe, the 6 or year old ttaughiei
host, who had been inteut!y s.f,dsine Ga
face, said, loud enough to be heard bal
q:
), didn't that man s mamma lore call1lca
we'll ~
y. so, my dear p asked her mother. " esq
. just cause she raised 1in.t''
iLIGIoUs Acknowledgements