The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1874-12-11
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expect to b. Young forever.
THERE are seven of the Williams
family in the Forty-fourth Congress.
LANDLORDS in England who let
fined by the courts.
The grave of Thomas Paine, near
New Rochelle, N. Y, is said TO be al
most entirely obliterated.
A WESTERN paper announces the
death of lady celebrated for the beauty
of her character and com plexion."
JEFFERSON DAVIS gives his entire at.
tention to pruning and grating apple
orchards in Bath county, Kentucky.
THE difference between dishonest
debtor and an importunate creditors,
that one is do" and the other q dun.
OLIVE HARPER, gossipping Ameri-
can newspaper correspondent, has
lust Leen married to French Mar
quis.
A GRANDDAUGHTER of Fenimore Coop
er is soon to be united in marriage
with a granddaughter of Washington
Irving.
OVER 1000 signatures have been OBJ
tanned by lady canvassers in South
Boston, Mass, to the temperance
pledge.
UPON reaching the age of Is, the
average Italian youth is called upon to
elect whether he will join the clergy or
the brigands.
The annual product of American
watches, notwithstandin the dull times,
exceeds $1,000, and the capital invest
ed reaches 100000.
JOAQUIN MILLER says he don't know
how soon he is coming back to America.
Dent start until you have meditated
well on the subject, Joaquin.
IT is stated that among persons of
eighteen and under, the proportion of
the illiterate is smaller in San Francisco
than in any other large city IL the
Union.
A FoUR-YEAR. OLD child in Tuscarora,
Pa, has actually died of drunkenness.
It's besotted mother fed it with whisky
until after weeks of steady intoxication
it died.
CAPT JOHN BosToN, of Lewis county,
KY, aged 50, and a veteran of the war
of 1912, is about to be married. His
intended bride is only year older than
himself.
MRs. SCoTT-SIDDoEs has left England
on farewell tour" through India,
China, Japan and the United States,
and it will take two years to bid every
body adieu.
OK his death-bed distinguished hui
morist requested that no one might be
invited to his funeral, Because"
sobbed out the dying man, cit is a
civility can never repay"
THE English firm of powder manufac-
turers that owned the cargo which re-
Gently exploded with such damaging re-
suits few weeks ago, contributed $500
to the relief fund of the sufferers.
ACCORDING to the late Prof. Agassiz,
the Adirondack group of mountains is
the Oldest in the world-the land which
first made it's appearance above the
waters Of the great primeval ocean.
AT the Paris Morgue there was re-
Gently exposed the body of young
woman so wondrously beautiful that
the authorities caused a model to be
taken of her. She was seen to throw
herself into the river.
DEXTER is fed low according to pre-
vailing ideas of horse diet. He has not,
in Mr.. Bonner's hands, been treated to
more than nine quarts of oats a day, q
quart or two of bran and few wisps
of hay, given carefully and with great
regularity.
A REMARKABLE instance of the increase
in the sale of imported OK tongues is
afforded by the trade done at Paysan-
au, in Uruguay. At this little town,
during the last season, about $50, 600
OK tongues were packed in hermeti-
cally-sealed tins and shipped to En-
gland.
G. Conn, printer, while trying to
mount his fiery steed upon the streets
of st. Louis the other day, was bitten
| by the other cob upon the arm. A fell
low feeling, probably, made the animal
wondrous kind. He saw Cobb, and
thinking him corned," wanted to eat
him.
A CARPENTER named Hilton died in
Pawtucketville, Mass, from the effects
of the bite of pig received about
week previously. When the animal bit
him, he paid no attention to the wound
further than to tie rag about it, Some
! days afterward the wound swelled and
mortified, and the services of physician
were obtained, but in vain.
IF a young lady has brother, and
that brother wears brown felt hat
worth 81, and he should come home late
at night from seeing some friends, with
that hat crushed into " forty-seven
shapes, the young lady should imme-
diately seize it and by strewing a
rosette of velvet and some ribbon over
it, she will have hat OF the latest style,
worth about $40.
THE Marchioness Of Thomcad, who
has just died at 80 years of age, was the
widow of nobleman who used to claim
that according to lineal descent, he
would be the lawful King of Ireland.
The Marquis and Marchioness used to
live az Bath and their eouipaoe uas