Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1874-02-19

Come where my love lies dreaming
At morning. at noon, or at night,
0 come when fair Luna is cleaning
come in the sweet twilight,
And we'll go where they sell goods the cheap
Misses shoes. and mems stogas at cost, ell
Such lots of nice dry goods and noti0ns,-
Well buy of Mrs. A Boguslauskey.
Now Paul, let Rumsey tear off STAN
"a for Santa,-Heave in few carpet
rags.
Tell ma ye winged winds that round my path
Is there's within the CITY pound nrst-clasS
clothing store!
Some place where Teller
Can squandera dollar
For hickory shirt ana q paper collar,
The loud winds peanuchieo,
And said with roar
Yer Jest viii Stlln ny iord'
There's I. G. st. Amour
The old thing just buzzes, don't it
Rumsey. Now throw in a few black
walnut shavings and we'll give Wagner
boost.
Der teich kompany ISL der hesht kompany;
Eou Schust better heleVe-
So if any inaa, wolne1 or mug wants hothn or
og arcoi ~ Shon Wagner ish der man, for
der teich kompany ish der besht kompa-
Hold on Rumsey that isn't poetry.
90 slow. There Paul that came near
busting the old machine. Now put
'er up till the candidates want stirring
up next fall.
Where There's "a VIII There's a
Way.-A joke very rich, though rath-
er perplexing to at least one of GER
tain party was perpetrated short time
ago. 1t is widely known that our en-
terprising neighbor, Wausar, has been
experiencing some trouble IN the COM
plication Of her railroad matters. 1t
became necessary in the accomplish
ment of certain purpose for delega-
ton to 90 to Madison some two weeks
ago. The delegation consisted Of sew
eral of the solid men of the city, among
whom was Charley Single, a sayon in
Wausau councils. Now Charley has .
brother Ben, who don't look at rail-
roads parallel with Charley, so he
needs must 90 to Madison too, to
thwart the success Of the delegation.
How to get rid of Ben was poser.
It must be done, but it must not be
done as was done by the brethren Of
Joseph, and then it couldn't be for he
WASH t for sale. Atlast Charley thought
of a plan. Court was in session at
Stevens Point, and on the Calendar
was an important case in which impor-
tant testimony was wanting to prove
certain facts. The thought flashed up
or Charley that perhaps his brother
Ben knew all about it, and he forth
with sends a telegram to the anxious
parties to that effect, telling them where
they would find his dear brother Ben
iamin. The next day, very unexpect-
edly, the Sheriff put in an appearance
and the unwilling and protesting Ben
iamin was toted off to appear before
the kingly Pharaoh Of the Circuit, to
give evidence in a case Of which he
probably had never heard. The saddest
Of all memories it is said is-''it might
have been" With Charley Single the
gIaddest of his heart in connection
with the Portage County Circuit Court
was lit might have Ben" The
delegation returned in due season full
of glee, having won its end, but Ben
had not as yet given his testimony,
the case not having been called. We
fear Charley will be the recipient Of
an unhalIowcd Ben-e-diction
Reverse your plan while Leave
off calomel, blue mass and all other
violent and poisonous purgatiTe medi-
cines that break down the system and
the body, and for blood purifier, an
Alternative and for an anti bilious RENE
dy use HamiIton's Buchu and Dande-
lion. It's kind and healthful influence
on the kidneys and liver open up the
system gently and effectively. You
have no fearful debility and prostration
following it, For Sale by Il. B.
Philleo & Co., in Centralia and Grand
Rapids,
lsu;EdinG Rock from St0ningt0n
Quarry, I will furnish from and af-
ter this date, common building rock at
the Stonington Quarry at 81 per cord,
until further notice Parties wishing
to build will find it to their advantage
to buy of me rather than take the
chances of finding them lying around
loose.-Dimension rock for sale in such
quantities as may be needed.