The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-08-06
sAYINa ANp poTNGs.

beaten in everything but drinking Oat
meal water.
IT has been noticed that nothing
makes a woman laugh 50 much rs
new set of teeth.
Operator Well, sir, I think, sir.
when You attend public worship if
we're you, I'd sit in the gallery.
Carr. FRx's widow has started q
woodward ia New Orleans. She num-
bers her friends in that city by the
cords.
THE number Of Jews in Jerusalem at
The 4resent time is said to be $1,000,
thus forming moro than half Of the en-
tire population.
Ir is shrewdly observed that sawdust
pills would cure great many diseases
If the patient would only make his own
sawdust.
FarurR SHAW. of Davenport. Iowa,
worked thirteen years in one family be-
fore asking for n cent of pay. Needn't
write for her she's dead.
A CNcISNArT boarding-sohool girl,
while indulging with her companions
in the amusement of kicking at a mark
the other day, dislocated her thigh
joint.
CoNNEorIour loses 8, 500 sheep every
year by dogs, but il it wasn't for a
spotted dog under the buggy who
would take any pleasure IN driving
out
TFNNYsoNIAR, MoRE or LEss;-
Low ore her brow she pastes her hair.
Down curving to her Grccian nose;
Her frizzies once her fOndest care,
Are wiited as a last years rose.
I,ANpukpv (fereely)-" You must
not occupy that bed with your boots
on y Boarder. ~" o never mind,
they're only an old pair. The bed
bugs can't hurt 'em. III risk it. any
how"
TEX years from now Germany expects
TO be able 10 put into the field trained
army of one miliioR six hundred men.
This, for a country that has no Indian
war on hand, viii be rather enserprising
WHEN an Indian chief comes down
to making Ak handles and selling them
at eleven cents apiece, rs the case
with Big Wolf, of Nevada, it's time TO
chin in Tor q monument to Cooper and
Longfellov.
ONE reason why Wisconsin hired girls
get four dollars per week IS because
they have to go down stairs at midnight
to investigate strange noises, while the
man of the house takes up position
under the bed.
"DEsERrED by all but his aged bob
tailed dog, his life went slowly out as
tbe shadows of the setting sun crept
over fae front stoop OF Darling's gro
cery," is the way they express them
selves in Georgia.
WEES a Tennessee husband will
horsewhip his wife for washing potatoes
in his Sunday plug hat it is time TO IN
duire whether this generation OF men
isn't getting to be too confounded high-
toned for the age of the country
AK interesting little boy timid when
left alone in a dark room, was over
heard recently by his mother TO say n
his loneliness, go Lord, don't let any
one hurt me, and I'll go TO church next
Sunday, and give you some money
TrrR,S for a moment from the Beeeher
| scandal and ponder over the fact that
1 the footprints of q Chicago lady on
the prairie near Michigan city gos q
crowed of men cut to hunt for q stray
elephant.
&" WHAT do you know of the character
of this man p was asked Of q witness at
a police-court the other day. Whet
do 1 know OF his character 1 know Z
to be unbleachable, your honor, ne
replied with much emphasis.
FATHrR TAYLOR, while lecturing on
TEMPERANCE, was hissed by one Of his
hearers, a notorious drunknrd. Taylor
stopped. pointed to the offender and
said. "There's a red nose got into cold
water don't you hear il hiss9P
Ar High Falls, n. Y, tho other day,
a Young lady, while crossing a held,
was knocked down by ram, and the
next time the damaged damsei saw her
/ lover fhe informed that astonished
/ youth that he might go about his busi-
/ ness. as she was Disguised with the sexs
BECAUSE 4 st. Louis paper said some
! thing about " the boot of public indig-
nation. the jealous Louisville Courier
/ Journal must go and say On 81.
I Isouis foot sueh a boot would be cap
able of kicking the gtufing out Of q
range Of mountains.
A serpent saw an eagle gain,
On soaring wing. mountain heiSut
And enviad him. aud crawlod with pain
To where he was the bird alight
So tickle fortune oftentimc6
BefrieBds the cunning ana me pasei
And oft the groveiing reptile ciinnhe
Up to the eagles lofty place
THE Detroit Free Press gives this
studv. 1T is q very pleasant picture
n
/ front steps of her yiDe-olnd cottage
putting a Itch on her husband'e troWs-
/ ers with one hand and motio1ing on
with the other what she'd Do h she
/ were Beecher.
CoruvBus. GA. is enthused with Wild
/ delight over the establishment in thss
citv of an artificial ice manidactorys
wherein the crystal Jumps ere made e
a cost OF less than one-tenth Of cent
per pound. In consequence, 3 wonder
/ mi stimulus has been given TO the con
/ sumption Of iuleps, smRshes, a1o other
iced drinks hitherto strange 70 tns
psrehed Columbian palate.
HAtdoo YOU black rascal, what are
Won rubbing your soOty nose against
that tish for p g / amt Eubbin' my
noee aoriu nm. mast" What are you
doing p " Ne talk to um, dat's al. :
sTsik 70 a fish ?" - Yah, yah. . And
what do you say 2 . Ne AK um what E
the news ct sea. +" And what does tns
fish answer to that = = By 6olly ne
says he don't know. be bahnf t'sen
thar desc tree weeks.
con, L0RDi thOu knoWest, prsyeo
a Connecticut deacon in church meeting
% that / am afflicted with most impious
and derrsved son. Thou knoweat thas
J
All sinfui thinFs. Thou knoWest thai
on Iast Sabbath day he Hes seen walk.
ing down the principal street IN the
village, with bis hands 10 his pockets,
whistling the following ungodly tune
and the congregation we're astoundee
to hear " Yankee Doodle" how meloti
ously from the deacon's pursed-uP lips
A COLONY Of such men IS the iat'
Simon 6furges, Of Allentown, Pa, sen
into a state where the female portion
( Of the populations out numbera th'
males six to onf. might accomplish
great deal. q He had been narFies
/ four times, the weddings having beel
on his fortieth, Gftieth. sixtieth al
seventieth birthdays. His last VII
J was dead, too, and il IS likely that, ha'
Mr.. SturFes lived another year, b
would have celebrated his eightietl
birthday in the accustomed style, Be
canse the local paper says he vas
very methodioal old man.
SosEE time since q gentleman va
travelling on q railway train that ne
but one passenger-ceach attasnea- -
gentleman is addicted 70 the bad haei
4 ~ rr,csrfny He hal but one cigar e