The Albany register. [volume] (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, 1874-03-28

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DY DISSOLUTION OF THE REPUR-
LICAN PARTY, ASSISTS AT 4 JOINT
CoNvRNTIoN-~THE RESULT.
o4Ye II mi
CoNPEDRIT Y RoADs. \ r
which Is in the State nv Kent,iokyl}
Feb, 10, 1874.
/ hev bin aukshushlE scannin the
politikle horizon thru the teleseepe
Nv hope, to diskiver. in the sky the
bow Nv success. IIthot that at last
my faithful search he'd bin reward
ed. My rainbow WIZ reflected onto
the clouds nv the immejit tucher BY
the corupshuns Nv the leaders u,
the Republican party, and the eolt
sekent dissatisfackshun nv the ra,a
aud file Nv that orgsnisashun
Good we only yoose thisesa . wedge
to git that cussed party to split
and Good we hook one fackshur
onto our party, then we shood heV
aclesn majority, and / woodent
give ten cents to be inshoored the
Post Offs at, the Corners, wich is
the Alpha and Omega Nv my hopes.
| heerd nv one town in Ohio in
wich the Republicans he'd trouble
on their hands, and, ez an expert
ment, | determined to go there and
see, for myself, whether or no a
coalishun could be made between
the Demokrisky and the anti-cor-
rupshun Republikins / argood
that Eft Good be done in one town
it Good be done in a thousand for
human nacher is the same every
where.
7 broached the idea to Deekin
,Rogam, lat whose house / hev bin
visitin for three years. and to Bas-
com, who immejtly figgered what
the railroad fare wood be, and bhey
unanimously consented to advance
il, JET / wood agree to stay away
two weeks These men are gitttin
TO be disgustiply calkelatin
But | went, and found at New
Babylon the yoosual state ny affairs.
There wuz there a dozen Dino
kEats who never drank nuthin, and
who follored legitimlt bizniss Then
there wlz the great mass NV the
larty made up NV doggry-keepers,
the doggry,haunters- that vast
mass to whom clean shirts is only
aeen on twict in their lives, viz:-
when they are married and when
they are buried. The Dimocrisy
wuz in . minority ny perhaps fifty.
Two yeers ago the Repdblikins
III Moo Babylon he'd elected two
rather scalyfellowswith whom they
he'd he'd trouble. The auditor and
treasurer he'd bin diskiyered at con-
niyin with contractors, and the viii
laae he'd between em all, bin swim
died OUT uv,.about $400. EE the
Republicans he'd bin eussin the
Credit MobiIiea and Back Pay in
Congress np.hill. and down.dale, Nv
course, to be consistent, they he'd to
denounce coTupshun at home with
ekal vigger, E /.r.,..,.......
i3ecoz NV the misconduct NV these
offishels, a large number Nv the Re
pnbIikins swore the Repnbhkin
party he'd outllyed Its day, and that
tlie time he'd come to bust ii and
nAske 4 new organization, and they
called upon vat they wlz pleased
W call the decent DerKocrisy to Unite
IwSiA eni "a 7@at&l 81
{ Thompson, Brown, Jones and
Smith, the decent Democrats NV The
village agreed with EN-, and slPeo-
ple's COnveBshGn Wux called to
. ticket on the basis gv
reform, which wuz to be supported
By the opponents Nv coFrupshen, ir.
respective Nv party. n,
II wuz that convenshun that /
went to Moo Babylon to attend.
The hall Yus crowdid, Imme-
jtly Bill Rag, which kept the
lasgest ruin-'nill in the village,
sprung to his feet and moved that
1 lAyyaE Swipes, bis scheefest Gus
toner, be made chairman, wich wuz
Garrid. Then johnny Tag, wich
Keeps another doggefy, moved that
NStnuei BObtsls His principal GUS
teRer be Secretary, ard that the !
cORveRshun perceed. ,imHejitly TO
q fsnlyoS &n 10 n,su,NCvtnd