The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-11-24
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sea.
sThel shades Of nighta Windo@seur.
tains.
A willing prisoner--A man locked in
lslumber. - n raltr :
A prickIy spairs1A pofcupire and a
hedgehog. asi : .s9S&. - e =
Fiery steedsmHorses that run with
..the machine"
| When is a window fike q star p
When it is asky.ligtIts ssa- a3
A corn extractor that has never been
patented-The crow
When fatterers meet, the devil goes
to dinner.
Itoosts- only half Il cent q mile. to 60
to Europe.
When the heart speaks, glory itself is
an illusion, s,it y On .sq; ssS5,s- sf', =
Autumn leaves fall to cove, the grave
of summer. m-.--.1
r Never waste yonr times wastesSsomea
1bodyl else's. j of hse-rss7 ~ e,z,ss7
ir'The last.thing o man should be out
of--Temper., j,.as ,rrs.,r -..,.ar, !
Get atop of your. troubles and they
are half cured.
(which is the queerestn of us two p
A Why, you are the queerist- ~ ~
% When the thermometer FALLS .how Of.
Item on an average,, does it break r..
The, Third Term excitement Is all
foolishness. Why net let it Term In
Eeight.is5ililit rsyiiduga1 adTya
a vA.worn-eu: shoe is like Greece. be.
cause it,once n's had had Sol s2lon lsple On,
d We, are, told NOW that fish haysna Ian
fgBags @ e. I4sir histories. hovsIxssr, @ sIsh,. a.e
fsa" fpr ! fGroossf{,i fllins,s atxblsersfl
4 FROST that would bite the blooming base-
ballfstst9 9al ssaras stEst sRsds o. ~
They, say the wind makes The Chin:
news smoke. No wonder, the sfdscsl,
ifhe fs always blowing d cloud himseE
'fh'SpeaIing oaqhes various sssses.aof
Ethea world, jones' thinks. abat none sof
fthemohave given,morey yresl satisfaction
d than beverages; l. ton. ~, .,tf..,...
H. At q recent hippophagous dinner in
Paris, after the removal of "horse," an
: old soldier Of the. Empire gave the
i memory of "Ney."l iiaca sai'ssa 10
After paying the bill the man brought
in, ,Snagr nuttered that home was ss9c.ld;
d cold place until it was coaled. ,o,ns.
Jao While crossing a ferry little three
year-od was heard to eHclaim, as she
saw saiboat, "ub, mamma there's
: hoat with a bonnet on!' go
i Some of the students at Eastern col:
Ileges can board themselves for thirty
Five cents per week, but they don't feu
hike fearing around much. SO q iss'.oi :
F "A Gentleman asked a negro f6oy;if he
wouldn't take pinch of snuff s'No,"
.freplied the rdarkey, very respectfully,
"me tank you Pemp's nose not 4lssi.
). gry-"". s, .6i.,,,o a.-.s,.i, 50
.asRlease, mister, my fathers dead ard
my mothers lunned away, and would
1ye let me and my Sister suck cFfer
Fthrougl asttaw out Of that 'eres hRff,l
% yoarnSs gsn a!s!Iiv sma. 70 1sfla ..
The Chicago Times talks aboashsAod-
dy aristeesaey,, and the Very -chimneys
4 on Beacon Hill, epsn:atleir Hlostss to
Ask What ra slss have ry ,ey Boa yia n Chicagc hsc Z
-th We still see that item about the ,uu-
i sophisticated member .of. Congress who
went up to the desk Of the clerk OF the
Arlington House and Said, 'aMr. AR.
ilineton, IApfes6me. 7'h'o on 'is'sfI
A little is ssir, hhe. hearing ii It said siss she
was born on Tie Qieeh's birtidiy, took
In0notice frit at the etime ;abutr as day
4 or tive after,asked her Esther, is rshs ,aad
}the Queen we're twins, + t,,,,.,t. -
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4ssaUncle, haw sdo yous do 2l, Which
would You like best, work for wages or
part Of de crop p .Waal, a'clare, l
lifnk' bofe de ebest, II sygods canf only
fbrung 'em togeddcr." Nssfi 'sssesfrs
Il wish 'twas- the fashion ITO s0 to
lbed1 every hour i'm the stwenty FOUR"
said an ,indolents person.. II like, that
first rate; but the fashion Of getting up
is the meanest ever invented"
There was a man on Main street, the
other day, inquiling for Mr.. Circum-
stances. He wanted some changes
1 made in a bookcase, and he had heard
, that circumstances alter cases. e Fas
~ am d son sof Mars," proudly ex.
Iolaimed1a West Point cadet at aneven-
ing party, sDocs your mar know you're
:, out 7" asked the young lady 10. whom
be had ilst been introduced.
4 Common sense is an element in which
many persons are sadly, wanting. Com.
mon sense implies sohhd perception,
correct reason, mental capacity, nafd
good understanding 1t is not tos be
4 acqpircd entirely, by education; itsis
Isort Of instinct. 1t may be. polished
and made more acute by expelience-
| There is great deal Of sound philoso-
1phy in little common sense sometimes,
and the exercise of it upon certain oc-
casions would save many men from
much subsequent humiliation.
Art thou mistress of a. household, and
Idesirest, to have good .servant2 then
s.Take two pounds Of. the very best Of
fselfcontrol d pound and u bali Of JUS
4 tice. q pound of consideration, and .
tponnd of discipline Let this be sweet
ened with charity, let it simmer well,
and let it be taken in daily, or, in ex-
ltreme cases, in hourly doses-and be
kept always on hand. Then the domcs4
tic wheels will run quite smoothly
i Some suppose that every learned man
is an educated man. No such thing. That
man is educated who knows himself, and
( takes. accurate common sense views of
men and things around him. Some
very learned men are the greatest fools