The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-02-17
Seqse and suo1sense.

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middle ages. s..
How to mako d slo,s borsef fast dopE
feed him.
Aeountry without fair Somtn would
simply be stag-natiq1.
The real Home Insurance Company
"A good wife. * Is 4 !.
A pin has as much head as q good
many authors, ard gteat deal mora
point q
= THAT leaf from a last yeEr,s nlmp
nae Is tie Boston Herald's epithet for
sAlock Stevens g. 4.
The remark has bsen ihass d thy
woman of the period that s:she don't
know enough to bic water"
There is no law in Michigan to pre-
vent al unotfending child being called
Miehigarnme Bjoensojben.
UHio had Ben. Wade long time ago;
but this is the first time the country has
ever known, her Wa Waite.--SyracHss Cosr
ier.
Aristecratic English tables are nov
supplied with "Johnny cake" and Ems,
glishmcn think there Is nothing like il
"Iy wife, said critic, .sis the most
even tempered person in the Torld--
she's always mad" -.
Women Rre like horses-tbe gayef
the harness they have on, the better
they feel. We got this from an cid
bachelor who was early creased in love. /
Josh billings says, have often been
told that the best way istotake a abull by
the horns but Isthinis in many instan-s
ces should prefer the tail hold. = (.
A Vermont man went over to an b
land to live rs Robinson ;Cruso did, but )
his wife followed with club, and his !.
solitary life lasted only three hours.
"You arc nuisaiice, I'Il eemmit
you," said AN offended Judge to noisy
person in court "You have no right
to commit nuisance" said the ofcnss
der. sif ag - re iasf sss
II should think those omnibus wheels
would be fatigued after running alls
day." observed Sans sWell. yes,n res
piled Seth, taking a squint at them,
.'they do appear to be tired" "a.
The New York Tfibune building cDs4s
ner stone is .sagranite block measures
six feet each way over all, and is seighs )
teen feet deep, weighing twelve tons,
and yet Ida Greeley laid it.
Tie grand total of the pine stnttp-
age of Wisconsin is estimated at ths
enormous amount of 10000, 600, 600
feet. Good place to talk politics. -
Boston POST - aglsse sfat.
A young lady asked q young gertles
man wIfcf he IiYssdstt the prettirss
flower, roses or talils. "Your lady.
ships two lips before all the roses IN
the world"
Euchre seems to ba one Of the oldest
OF. games with cards. An instan6e is
recorded in Scripture where che Leytte
.passed' and the good Samaritan sass
sisted" ,rs
An old mans advice to d sounk man;
is, don't love two girls at. once Love
is good thing, but it is llkc butter in
warm weatler---it don't do to have TOD
much on hand at ence. seissi
What said o teacher to Q pupil,
Makes you feel uncomfortable sNet
you have done wrong r. my papaJ
big leather strap feeltngly repliedithe
boy. m
Julia Ward Howe asserts that. while
men. riot and reyolutionize, .there ia
nothing but dumb submission for wor
men" Julia's dumbness is one OF the
most affecting spedtacles Of the age.--.
Brooklyn Argus.
aJulius. can you tell me how Adam,
got out Of Eieng' Well l s,pose hs,
cum de fence. y mo, dat amt .itA-r
We'll, den, lie borrowed s wheelhar-s
row and walked out" "No." I gubs
lit up, den." "He got snaked out
A gentleman who rather susirectad
some one was peeping through the key:
hole of bis oliice dodr, investigated
with asysinge full OF pepperasauce, and
went home to find his wife hsd BEEN
cutting wood aud clip had hit her III
the eye. sagl
Alawycr in replying TO his antagoar'
| ist in court, said he had = .keen rapief
with which to pierce all fools and
knavcs,"' whel eupon his opponent
l"moSed the court" that the rapier' be
taken from him lest lie might commit
suicide. Sl,ss.
| A negro held a cow while a. cross.
eyed man was to hit her on the bead.
with an Ak, The negro Observing the;
mans eyes, in some fear he inquired:
l.Is yon gyne TO bit whar you lookp,
EsYes" s.sDeh, hold de COW yourselfss
E.said Cufee. 'ilse J,
An Irish Juror having applied to the
iuage to be excused from serving on
account of deafness, the judge said,
l"Could you hear my charge to the jury,
sir ?" Yes. / heard your Honor's
charge,' said Paddy. s.hut l couldn't
make sense out of it," Pat was let of.
If your parents won't let you marry
him, write a letter 10 convent asking
| for a situation as ntin, have the letter
intercepted by your mother, and a finale.
of white satin, lace, orange blossoms
and things will follow. At least il
worked that way with a Troy girl
World.
He ssid it was too cold to get up, and
she s,id it wasn't her place to kiudie
fires, and she wouldn't; and they both
lay abed thirty odd hours, in Portland i
Name Then the man arose, mixed q,
cocktail, swallowed it, and returned to
he'd The woman gave in as to the FIRE,
but will apply for a divorce.
A. an Indiana depot, recently, an old
llaly attempted to get of while the cars
were in motion. A rnan standing at
1.-THE door prevented her. .Let her go,''
exclaimed kind-hearted passenger; s.ii
Eshe gets killed it will be warning to
lsomebody else" !.
| The historian is indebted to The Jack.
tson (Tcnn Herald for the following Q
fact: "a gentleman of this City has pre-.
served, in alcohol, bed bug which was
caught on bed that General jackson
slept in. The bug is in perfect state oj