The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-01-12
Wise and Otherwise.

Beautiful lie of the sea Sperm
A great hardship iron steamer.
Always driven TO the wall-Pictures.
A fair thing-An agricultural horse trot
John Smith has 20G residences in Chicago
A good editor is always man of the
write sort.
The snow, the sno-how, the milk-whitc
snow"
A young student wants to know if
W-o-r-c-c-s-t-c-r spells Wooster, why
R-o-c-h-e-s-t-e-r doesn't spell Rooster.
"Sally, What time does your folks dine -
Soon az you go away-thats missus or
ders."
In Rhode Island there are seven divisions
of Baptists.
A Kalamazoo barrier has been fined SO
for shaving on Sunday
A young lady in Toledo blew out the gas
She didn't come down to breakfast.
Germany only wants 100000 more ri
fies for the present, to put its army ON a
peace footing
The state prisoners of Maine clear 81
600 profit this year at carriage building and
shoe making.
The inhabitants of Laportc, Ind, drink
eight and a half million glasses of lager
beer per annnm.
| A drunken Indian was scattered all along
the track between Londonderry and Hall
fax on Christmas day.
If there are any more cough remedies in
vented, we shall have to 90 to work invent
ing coughs for them.
a careful theological student has dis
covered that the mosi prominent light of
| Bible times was an lsrTlite.
japanese editors are allowed 10 carry
swords, mark of honor. and common
man has to take off his hat TO them.
Louisiana has become the banner cotton
state, producing this 200, 900 of the 3, 800
600 bales raised in all the south.
In Wisconsin. man reported that he
couldn't find a word in the dictionary, be
cause the blasted book hadn't got an index
An imperial Ukase, just issued, requires
that six out of every 900 men in Russia
shall be drafted into the army.
The man who ate his dinner with 1.-THE
fork of Il river, has been cndcavoring to
spin a ''mountan-top.
A white boy met Il colorcd boy and
asked him what he had such "A short nose
for. Il spect so it won't poke itself into
other peoples business"
Jones says it is all folly for his friends
to tell him that he mustn't enlarge his debts,
when he is doing all he can to cOntract
them.
A prophetic Philadelphia man has pur-
chased and set up his own tombstone,
bearing the inscription, Died April 4,
1879"
An Iowa woman has not spoken for five
years, her silence being self-imposed pen
atty tor an imaginary objectionable sin.
A young lady in Illinois, recently, he
came so much embarrassed by II proposal
from her lover, that, in her agitation, she
swallowed needle.
A Doniphan county, Kansas, preacher
thrashed three fellows who were disturbing
the service, and the congregation increased
his salary $50 per year,
If hard work bends the body. swells the
joints, and blsters the hands, it vet gives
eXpertness and power to the muscles, such
as gentility may seek in vain to exhibit.
When plows, reapers. and other imple-
ments are lett in the field over winter, the
greatest loss is not in their decay. but in
the evil habits established in the farmers
mind.
An old fashioned judge has decided that
railroad companies must pay for killing
employees just AS though they were pas
sehgers.
While the Nirginius prisoners were be-
ing shot in Havana, San Francisco men
were drawing 100000 in the lottery in
the same city.
One of the up town clubs of New York
was thrown into excitement the other even