, 1874-07-25

IN exception ot two, wrntohedly out dt plaos,
though wo must add. strange az 1t mhy bo, thoy
appoar to haTc COMO from tho iutnoBt oonvio-
s pus sas. "n %ee ss 99{S5sa p f .a ae9 ee
trablo veil OF bad apelling. What tic object of
tala apell9g can 10 uo arc uttorly uneblo to
often was. i is not % intondod Il 10 eIpress Az sns
diaeot, as nolanda sgas. or II It iB, 1t dooa not
slccood: Il 10 not phonetic, 1t Is not ingenious,
ia in met. motiyelcsB absurdity, Ill tho mora
Billings" poascaBeai Ia tonttroly OF tho sub.alll.
svo bind, which is so seldom liked oIcopt smnnr
the oduoatod. The roal uaa ia not i Josh Dll.
lings" bnt t9 compare small D' things with groat
'attnee, Two have .nlado Justice luxury Of civ.
ilizatlon," Is essentially Of ,the Bydncy-smith
tppa, and IL not made moro subtle, but only nn-
intoi!igibto, by ridiculous spelling. It woulab b
tion llhs eoouroa juHtice. but hhs not aeoarad il
to the poor, In o torsor or moro biting FORM but
It's pitiinops is Just Of aho kind which . reaaor
capablo Of spelling "ta". as "iz would noyer
comprehend, any more than ho would this ouri-
ouB and quito truo observation III natural lila.
tory: Monkeys noyor grow any older In o1*
preston. 4 young tuonhoy looks exactly like
ha granlpapa moltad up aud born again." Of
this: No man eau be q healthy testcr unlen
sontonco which contaiua the whole difference be-
twoen tho hurnor Of q man like Sidney Smith o.
Charles Limb aud tho humor ofshfr. Lear,
Who're, again, ia tho aonso, not to say tho tasta
like this: "'lIumor must fall out of mana
| mouth like music ont OF a bobolinli," which Is
intoiligible ouly to those to whom bad spelling,
and especially attilcial bad spelling, ia amero
| causo Of dgguas. There is world Of wisdom in
tho saying. /" 1t is easier to bo harmless dovo
than decent sorpons,"'-that is, to bo a man
oonstltutionaIly outside temptation, than man
who, koen'y fooling temptation, yct reaists; but
a dove. d "duv"? THO: bittcr worldly o1peri-
euco Of this remark. which 1l6ciofoucauld might
hare made, aud Prosper Morimeo would have
| written to L'lncounuo II hn had thought of Il.
"somo mon marry to got rid Of themselves, and
fad that the Gamo is ono that two can play at,
aud neither vim" Al tho following arc sug-
gestivo ahEowdnosaes; s, much better than Frank.
inclined to pra1so; but they aro not tho more
! biting, or tho moro popular, or oven tho moro
racy Of tho soil, for being injured by farclcal
spelling:
Iime Is money, and many paop1o pay thar aoba
Ignorance II tho wct-nursa Of prejudice.
| VT without sense II razor without handto.
| tired Of ourselves.
nenevolanoo lathe cream on tho 1nilk Of human
,ktndnesH.
People Of good senso thoso whoso opinions agree
| with ours.
Face al things; oven hdyersity ia polite 70 rnant
facc. :
.pa.hion always lowers great man, but sometimes
eleyatsa ahta onn.
Style T. everything for sinner and nits'o OF it will
Mon now.a.tlays are disiaed Into slow Christians and
Thofo arc people who expect to cscapo hol bscaus,
Most people like eggstoo full Of themselvel ID
| hold anything else.
Even when the sayings contaln an element Of
groteaquorlc, they ara improved by ordinary
| printing:
Its 1ittlc trouble 10 craven image to be patient
iOd ago increases ua in wisaom-and In rhe.1ma a.lsu
| s.. A Anlnla 1s tad pun on q horee.
| 1loafth is a loan at call
1 Wheat ID Eoria1. am glad Of It,
Manner ia gteat deal 1uora attractive than matter,
Adversely 10 man IS 1tko trimming to puRiiist Il
rc,luces hin, 10 his hgl.ug weight.
Pleasure Is llko troaelo. Too much Of II spoia tbs
| saate for everything.
Necessity Ii tho mother of invention, but patsn&
| Right Ia tue father.
did you over hear a very rich man sing7
| dreaming.
afan was built after all other things had bosn rnade
and pronounced good II not, ho would hsyo insistad
on giving nis orlera aa to ti4o roat Of thu Job
Mice fattsn bl0w In church. TAoy cunt Hye on re-
| uglon, any moro than ministers can.
Fashion cheats tho ecceutriu with tho CaDtrup OF
Freedom. anu uankes them sorra In thu hablusns OF
the harlequin.
AAtTo 8GsIull Oh Ac1enG1 That tlUy WONT
ret Gato post till they hayo lad the earth under ths
| gate- post onalyxed.
W1rn lambs get through being lambs they becoms
| sheep. Thl2 takes tho sentiment out Of tLani.
| Clearly printed, one seos why tho cynical,
Bhrowlly obsoryait man becomes popular among
q pooplo who lovo proyorba. aud IL still popular
among anothor people who hayo yearning .fos
laughter, and cannot ind an excuse for it, but
his work requires cloar printing mud good loal
Of condensation. .Wo. do not adviso anybody b
read JOSH Blllings,n for the plums in hia writ
lug aro i1nbadded u great deal too much dough,
but still we arc glad to And and to show that d
book which soils everywhere ia not mass OF fol.
" aud yugarity as at first sight it appears to be,
OF yulgarity there ia mono at all. or mono except
er reporter or minister who has taken, Tor unip-
teIigible roasouH, to tumbling before tho World