The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-08-04
FACTS ysORTss REMEMBERING

Motto for the married Never dis
pair.
HYDRO is the pet name applied to
dog now.
What man is mentioned before Adam
Chap. 1st.
Is STEALING a march" worse than
"taking walk"
A bad sizn-To sign another mans
name to note.
Transported for life-A man who
marries happily.
Hydrophobia is not moro mysterious
than rheumatism is
Gentleman will please not tread or
the tail OF. the comet.
France has rejected the match tax and
Italy refuses to tax pianos.
The Limbhorn hat Of the season only
needs one shower to wilt it.
When shoemaker loses his awI no
body starts a subscription list.
The most dangerous thing to Iaeddl'
with is the new monogram fan.
Never keep pack Of cards in lht
same pocket as yoas handkerchief.
What woman ia mentioned in .ht
Scriptures before Evs:-Jenny Siss.
A St Louis man knocked stranger
down for calling the new bridge
structure.
"Don't drink Rye whisky at Ry
Beach if you would Iive," says letter
writer.
In the fashionable religious phrase
ology of the day he'll is "the great else
where"
There is no material difference be
tween loafer and q lover. Upinio
Of an old maid
At Newport. lap-dogs have gone on
of fashion, and the ladies hold kitten
while driving.
You can't ca. enough in week f
last year, and you can't advertise o
that plan either.
It is the fashion now to say that
man a little the worse for liquor is on
"Grecian Bend"
1t requires stategy and consummat
art to discover how the women kee
their stockings up.
G How long can goose stand O
Que foot? A. Try it-that's the wa
the goose found out.
He who thinks too much Of himsel
will be in danger Of being forgotten b
the rest OF the world.
If you haven't good situation g
to some friend who has and try to 'sPu
yourself in his place"
To preserve the health give it bu
little thought; and read no medics
publications whatever.
Nine judges out OF. ten are bsldhead
ed, and why is it !? asks the Boston Pos
Because they are married.
The man who went to sleep on tn
railroad track, found his rest was
good deal brokeu-and his leg too.
Refusal on the part Of a husband. t
push the baby-wagon on Sundays ia t
be made ground for divorce.
An Atlanta negro has invented pa
ent fly brush, which can be attached t
the table and moved by the foot.
The Western women have in a .gret
degree stopped praying in public, en-
are making up their summer clothes.
A lightning rod man was struck b
the electric the other day in Hartford
while afllxing rod, and all Hartford
happy
"Carbolic acid plentifully sprinkle
in room win drive out the flies " An
the human occupants, too Washin
ton Star.
Another cure for rheumatism is frt
use of asparagus This plant has Il
effect of .neutralizing the lithic acid
the system.
The Albany Times demonstrates c
authority Of al eminent dentist that Il
imnoderate use of ice water tends
destroy the teeth.
a Detroit boy propounds the awf
query: (which had you better do,
eaten mp tiger or have all the map
sugar you can swallcr 7"
The excuse of Young lady 10 b
minister, who caught her mapping, ws
lt,Don't you think that ladies had belt
be fast asleep than fast awake?"
A lecturer aptlv demonstrates Il
! theory that heat generates motion
pointing to a boy who accidentally s
down on piece of lighted punk.
The season approaches when it W
be, perhaps, well enough to rememb
that the scratch of a yellow cat is goo
for mosquito bites Brooklyn Arg,
In Iceland they have no titles-n,
even the plain "Mr" or "Mrs." A ms
is simply Siguard, or whatever else /
name is, and his wife or daughter is
gebord.
A new clothes line was contributed
: the Mill River Relief Fund by BostC
lady, and it was labeled: ITO be us
/, in hanging the contractors who bu
the reservoir"
The English postal system is so the
!, ough that misdirocted letter vii, /
lentlesSiy chase man from end. to el
of the British dominions, and new
give up till it finds him OR his corps
A good way to restore q man apps
emily drowned, is to first dry him tho
oughly, inside and out, and then clap
speaking-trumpe to his ear aad infor
him that his mother-iu-law's dead.
Washington files are bold and hu
cry fellows. 1t is only the other d:
that one of them disputed possession
strawberry with man, and kent +,
discussion till he swallowed both
them.
What more wildly recalls the
"Sweet childish days, that were as lor
AS twenty days are now,"
than to have dug out of your leg fiy
| cent piece that you swallowed when
, boy 2-Brooklyn Argus.
The man at the wheel"-The velo
pedestrian.
A volume Of water cannot be call,
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