The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-08-20

The kid glove for sul! dsess NO,
comes within three inches Of the Il
bow and has the unusual nuber Of 81
teen buttons.
The first election in Canada unde
the ballot system took place Ia
Thursday, and resulted in favor O
the Government.
Nearly one hundred and fifteen
thousand dollars have been subscrih.
ed to build cotton mill At Jaaesville,
Wis, and parties from the Eas, are
to put in as much more.
General o. q. Howard HI lei
Washington for Ore0oa, to take COM
mand of the depar me,,t rccently mn
der u, neral DAVIS.
A large number Of hpgs have died
recently in the Hadley neighborhood,
Warren county, Ky, from eating the
Canada thistle.
Another idiot plays with q rife,
and his lovely and accomplished sis
ter is thereupon dressed in shroud.
He should now be made to play with
\ noosed rope.
Sherman. the English bean farmer
of Martin county, Minn., who has
one Thousand FIVE hundred acres Of
beans under cultivation, will com.
mence harvesting next week. He re-
ports his crop looking fne,and good
yield expected.
An lrishmsn who was very near
sighted, about 10 fight duel, insist
ed that he should stand six PAGES
nearer his antagonist than the latter
did t. him, and that they we're both
to fire at the same time.
Notwithstanding that the Prince
Of Wales has an income Of almost
million Of dollars year, it is now
seriously proposed that his personal
debts, amounting to something like
two hundred thousand dollars, be
p,id by the government.
Goldsmith Maid is q wonder among
sportsmen now. She has just beaten
her heretofore unprecedented time Of
2:l6. ON the Buffalo part course,trot
ting a mile there on Friday. in e:l5l.
in the presence Of twenty thousand
spectators.
A Lynn dog goes about the street.
with his muzzle attached to his tail,
and blanket. the superscription Of
which gives out that the doy law,
which requires the wearing Of the or
nament, DIES not designate the place
Of wearing il. The police court is
looking into the books.
Saws the Franklin Recorder, of
Franklin county: 1--WE regret 10
learn that the Russian Red wheat is
proving a failure in this locality.
Quite number of our farmers having
thirty or forty acres each inform ns
that il will not pay for harvesting"
1t may be said of the girls Of Lar
sing. Mich, as Of the man in the de-
serted Village" that their failings
learn to virtues side. They indulge
in handkerchief Airtatiuns on the
streets. but j, is only TO inveigle con-
fding young gentlemen into build
ing where temperance meeting is
in progress.
A small boy telling his "psl" how
he came to be detected stealing ap-
Piles in grocery store, proceeded
thus: "Well, l didn't care 80 much
about bein' seen, but the clerk was
cross-eycd, an l thought he was
watchin' dorg fight cross the street
but he WAS lookin' square unto me,
an he helped me clear into the gut
ter"
Mr.. Frank Moulton has made his
statement To the Beecher lnvestigat-
ing Committee, but the document is
withheld from the public at present.
The labors of the committee, it 10
said. are nearly concluded and their
verdict may be looked for soon.
The Annual Conference Of the Up
per Iowa District Of the Methodist
Church, convenes at Charles City, on
Wednesday, Sept, 30th, 1874, Bish-
op Haven, presiding. This is the
first official visit Of the Bishop to the
vest since his election to the Office,
but his reputation as a writer and n
speaker has proceeded him.
The Illinois orator who addressed
a rural audience: 'sGentlemen,"
said he, 81 am proud to be one Of
YOU. My father was farmer, and !
am farmer born. Yea, ] may truly
say that ! was born between two
rows of corn" At this juncture =
,ipsy agriculturist in the farther part
of the house hiccoughed out. "A
(hicl pumpkin. by EIaora
Ledger.
Paul Boynton has been hired by =
New York inventor to advertise a
life-saving dress. Boynton will be
carried from New York by an out
ward bound steamer two hundred
miles from land, when he will be left
until picked up by a passing vessel.
He will carry in rubber bag, rations
for one week, and signal lights snd
flags, with sectional s,aff twenty
feet long for raising them.
The war of races continues in spots
down south. Austin, Wilson county,
Tennessee, is the latest scene Of car
mage, though the extent of black and
white slaughter is not reported. In
other parts of the country, where
there is no opportunity for fighting
the negroes, the chivalry put on
masks and murder each other, Ken
lucky jeweler being the last gentle
man disposed Of in this way by his
chivalrous neighbors.
The new code or the United States
statutes as revised by Congress, is
full of imperfections, and Treasury
officers whose duties consist in con-
strung the tariff laws and enforcing
the laws for collection Of customs
generally ARE loud in their complaints
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