, 1874-12-06

eighth marriage. INN On biz
Phi1hdelphia girls aro sometimes o,.,
one OF them sayE shs would act msr,taa
could kick like Lo.ta. '41ea aha
Forty per cent at tho schooI-eir1s in
are named Maria ; half Of them cali tho.assoa aAc,soa
Aarlar, and tho other half Mari. >Aeansel'es
An Illinois family lived on pudding .,a
Tor two weeks and thereby saved a. @4a ~ n.1S
plume for the mothers winter La!, " gss
There is nothing to be so highly n-;zo,
soft, sweet 7oice in woman, except her .t;1;s q
take in washing when hard times coma @''a3y TO
Mattle Saith, OF Chesuncook, Mass ...,,
herseif with pen-kIife because har rnrs, sssoeed
would not wait for her at the front gstc tt44s nsu
His nemo WAS Wrath. and when ha ,...,,.
girl to marry him, sEe gave him soft sea sno. as
and the soft answer turned away Wrsth 0as"ef,
The New York Mail eays tt Lisht-bs,d,s
On are not necessarily blondes" No Int Nv Won.
blonocs necessarily light-headed women @s oos
4 Child for adoption, to bo born In J,r,..
advertised 10 New York NEWSPAPER. Esa,n
stated. Such enterprise can 20 no te,ta, A sos
And now tell me- why you left ymr =,
place.? II will tell you that, ma'sn uta Lass
you have told mo Why You parted w,tL yon- ~iea i1
cook" !oos LIT
A Glisaourian ofrers $50 md three ,nrt,,,
any girl who will marry him. But tbs cnss.;l1
arises, What can any young lady do viii itbt1ua NV.
mules? va" 1o1
Tho papers arc talking about the monos-.u
garter. What the dduca isia garter, auy9ss,a
l"u'dnapos;s se1't1'seI- That editors mind nasd.
- stocking" As7a
When one learns that 205, 300 pounds q. ,.,,.
hair were actually sold in Paris in one wear aIs
4 91H and A1r6tt4tr porf nj Gnf,~~n x{:u-f"-H
does seem. "o9a
A Milwaukee woman's bonnet costs. NM, >.
average, about SIS: bu. sho has tho Bill MY ~
out for $50 or $40, in order to ahoy It tn ~
woman next door. ~
When o man dies and leaves q Mira v,,..
widow with plenty OF money, aud you aas hs h.,
walking out with the executor on Sunday ,f,aa ~
loon, change is imminent
Kaiser Billy won't let anybody visit Count n,
Arnim except his mothor-in-law Ho fattsr.
himself that he has discovered something xnrss
than the rack or thumbsorew.
i man had better have mllls.one tied n II.
neck and be cast into tho sea than to pron,isa ~
mntTy girl and then refuao. Tho whots coun.
try turns out to hunt him, and he Ia eeutr,lv
left to grow up with tho trees
A widow who had just lost her husband ~.
weeping bitterly for the dear departed. /
friend tried to console her. .'No, no !" asid the
fair mourner, lot mo have my cry out. Mtet
thet Bhant think anything aboat It,"
According to Cincinnati paper, John Thon,,
Was recently sued By Hester Prim for breach Of
promise. ~ John Thomas, come into conrt II
shouted the constable. '.John Thomas peodn'.
come into court mo any more" said Hestar
primly.
Some Of our wealthiost people are feeling Tie
hard times keenly. A lady yesterday declined
to pay more than 3175 for velvet cloak on ths
ground - that there were 60 many poor laboriua
people out OF employment and needing kha
necessaries Of ife."-Neeo York Naa.
Poor, young thing, She tainted sray as tho
wash-tub, and her pretty nose went ker-alop into
the soapsuds. Some said It was over-Ho1k;
others, however, whispered that her besu had
peeped over the back fence and called out:
- Hu1lo, there Bridget, is Miss Alice At homer"
They say now that, when young lsdies desc1ibs
. thing MS = perfectly beautiful" they merely
initiate William Pitt, who once used the express,
sion in :: dispatch. This attempt to depri7a
women of all claim to originality is abominahls;
they will say next that Adam ats the first appla+
An Illinois farmers daughter just missed b.
ing heroine Seeing her fathers barn on arA
she got pail OF water, ran toward the blaze, a1d
-faiuted on the way. The barn WAS destroyed
Cnd her father, rating her intentions By the loE
standard OF her failure, warmed her ahoulda1
with strap.
In ono of the Cape Cod towns, youn3
scholar, the first day at school, was asked her
nsme o. .ae seaene anu iopneu nss s iI;aes is "
Innw s srat nna t.re,o- @ snn tn. ~ ..ta ~
,,a :! w w., ~ 5aas oe,1 h;na 80 W.
Iea;,..e !" a.;5 ~ "i,1d 1o0A e''A4 A'' Avn
eeranceu avs t. Lor hov-haV w III se ",a .a ~ az
:: "a ,-os;t IL ~, ns7zrs h,oa.o1 ,;t;1a sbsi
hlfred l Fr,,est !W;lam )" AM 1n5 thsn
HAT nrerfnrdcned infant coea into conrn1sfous
t,at e.,t ..;at 80 'o n.
tIat sohad '"11s tno ;1,aa aA' oa'o'"
p4epe'An 0Aos '|4'a''''9So" u''''"eaS'
Some men ara born great. 4 Treasury aoEk
was nurmurins softly n. his sleep tha Other
night j.: Kate Kate y lis wife. whose nau'