Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1874-09-24
ALI Sorts.
GILT will not long hide guilt.

GILT will not long hide guilt.
The pen is the tongue of mind.
The evening of life brings with it its
lamps.
BEAUTY makes virtue shine, and vices
blush.
VULGARrrY, profanity and vileness are
not wit or humor.
WARNING to bald heads" Death
loves shining mark"
GEN. FITZPATRICK, of cavalry fame,
has married d CHILEAN lady and become
merchant.
GRACE GREENWOOD and her daughter
are In their new cottage under the shad
ow of Pixies Peak.
THE safe of the Paducah kentuck
ian was broken open the other night by
burglars, and three punches of lead
pencils and seven nickels distracted.
The witty wife of noted physician
advises her husband to keep away from
the funerals of his patients, as it looks
too much like tailor carrying home
his work.
MAJOR r. HEINIscH, of Newark, n.
j., the first manufacturer to apply the
welding of iron and steel to the making
of shears, died, recently, in the 74th
year of his age.
THE Richmond, Va, public schools
will not hereafter hold any sessions in
June, July and August, those months
being the most trying and sickly of the
year to the young.
Rev. HENRY BoEHM of Jersey City,
was a hundred years old on the 9Th of
june. He has been Methodist preach
er seventy-five years, and preached
lately at Bloomfield.
HAT the approAc'eef death the thumbs
OF the dying, as if impelled by some
vague fear, seek refuge under the fingers,
and when thus found are an almost GER
tain announcement of the end.
AssAYING at the New Orleans mint is
about to be recommended, no business
having been performed there since June
26, 1861, when the Confederate au-
thorities took possession of it.
A DAILY paper has the following
among its marine notices: "The
schooner Albatross was wrecked on the
coast of Newfoundland on the 18th in
slant, the captain swimming ashore, and
the female cook also, she being insured
for $4,000, and heavily laden with
iron"
The man who built the first omnibus
that ran in Broadway, New York, forty
years ago, MIR. Christian E. Meyer, of
Booklin, was married the other day to
Miss Sarah Hulse, of that place. The
age of Mr.. Meyer is 70, which goes to
prove that omnibus-making is the
healthiest trade going.
Mr.. PICKLE has married Miss Onion,
in the city and county of New York. 1t
was an "onion" of hearts, and Mr..
Pickle loved his "chow-chow to dis
traction. When Some little pickelilies
shall have blessed this bed of picked
onions, what is sauce for the goose will
be sauce for the gander.
RECORD is made of the preternatural
sagacity of hoise in Lockport. He
trot,ed alone into smiIhy where the
day before he had been shod. He was
lame, and in pulling off one of his shoes
it was found that cruel nail had been
driven into his foot. 1t is not every man
WHO'S wise enough to go to the doctor
When it is necessary, or to keep away
from the doctor when it is unnecessary.
o, the shores of Long Island Sound,
nearNorwalk, Conn. recently took place
epe the weightiest meetings of the
age. The Fat Mems Association met to
enjoy the creature comforts of clam
bake. There was man around whose
statue of five feet four there chung 500
pounS of oleaginous matter. None
weighed less than 200 pounds. When
the Fdstaffian crew had lined the inner
man tley tripped it on the light fantas-
tic TOT to the bewitching melody of
Strauss. Well might the astonished
clam e.claim "Oh flesh, flesh, how
art thol fshifed!"
COMPOSERS are, as a rule, excellent
examples of longevity, as the following
list, prepared by Partisan paper, will
testify Gossec died at SO, Auber at 80,
Monsigry at SS, Campra at 81, Cheru-
bini at 8, Rameau at 81, Haydn at ",
Spontiniat ", Rossini at rs, Salieri at
70, Handel at IA, Paisiello at "a, Lee
sueur alta, Gluck at 70, Piccinni at Y,
Gretry a. ~, Meyerbeer at 70, s. Bach
at IS, H.levy at So, Boieldieu at SO,
, Beethoven at 81, Delayrac at Sc, Lulli
at "a, Mshul at 81, A. Adam at So, Don
, izetti at 81, Cinerosa at AZ, Nlcolo at 43,
Kerold attl, Weber at 40, Chopin at SO,
, Mendelsshn at 38, Mozart at 35, Doll.
, ini at 33, Schubert at 81, and Pergolese
| at 26 years
. Doing a Dun.
t 81 have small bill against you,