The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1874-07-25
WIT AND WISDOM.

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Dignity never loses its temper
Bad associations rot the core Of life.
Soft answers are better than hard words.
Human nature is keen, crafty and cum
ming
Time flies when in love, but love flies in
time.
How TO get roaring trade-Buy a me
nagerie
Practice, not profession, makes men
righteous
A stamp you can't buy-The stamp 81
gentleman.
Necessity has 40 Law, but an uncommon
number of lawyers.
Il is much s~for 70 20 over the sea than
to get half seas over.
II is not what people eat, but what they
digest, that gives them strength.
Whipping is first class tutor for chill
dren 1t always makes them smart
Matrimonial firms are made up by three
fourths wife ard the balance in husband.
At table be as biting of your food as
you please, but don't be biting in your re-
marks.
Law Is like sIeve-you may see through
1t, but you must be considerably reduced
before you can get through il
pawnbroker having joined temper
ance society, it was remarked that there
need be no fear Of his not keeping the
pledge.
Chicago clergyman having preached
from the text, where are the Nine !" the
Post replies Most of them are with the
Haymakers and the rest have gone 10
grass.
man having fallen into a slough, an
lrishmah standing by called to another for
assistance. The latter, who was busily
engaged an cutting log, leisurely in
qulred, How deep is he IN up to
his ankles. Then there is plenty of
time. ''No. there is not replied the
first, Z" forgot to tell You he's in head
first
A peasant went INTO large eity. and
among other objects that struck his fancy,
was arrested by banking office. where he
saw people 20 out and in without getting
any goods, apparently, az ~ other shops
He ventured 70 enter and ask the teller
what was sold here. Asses heads. vas
the sneering answer. 'Mhat A business
you have, said the rustic II see you
have but one left I"
From Punch, Judy and Fam
NEW TRANSLATION -Rus(s) IN Urbe-
The Car in the city.
TAKE Your HOOK Association for
Anglers The Catch Club
A BAD E-EMINEScE-What is there
that beats a good wife A bad husband
HISTORY. Mrs Malaprop- Been to
see the Rooshan Gar, my dear Not if /
knows 1t Why, it was them as shot Oh
my poor boys leg out IN the Chimera p
A BRUTE-John Thomas (to Mary, who
saws Cook has tainted )-''Glass o. cold
water Nonsense Put her under the
kettle and give her bit O lemon; that's
more her sort n
A REASON -Susan-''Oh. Robin.
Robin, how can you be ~ cruel as W ~
and steal away the poor little bird nest Nh
Robin " Lawks, mss. ! dunno I
! thinks it mum BE- 'cos lie fond y new-aid
eggs
"CAsrA DIVA Dick Ito friend about u
marry ''PUoty, u She Wei, wOts her
cast y features Harry she amt got
no cast in her features that's in her eye
Her features Is straight enough.
Awful PROspECT FOR SOMEBODY
Strongnunded Thing in the specs Go mild
provincial malden) Shah Ne. THIS
was Gar. The Shah was the horrid man
with the wives, and if all the women in
the world we're like me they they'd shah
hlm :"
AN INNOCENT HINT.-Auntie- What
is Nellie nose fort Nellie (dOubtfully)-
''To smell with Auntie- And what Is
Nellie's mouth forf Nellie Cautiously
''rO eat with Auntie "And what are
Nelhes ears for XII Nellie Confidently
Ear rings.