Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1874-10-19

kant prevent VI Kan seiuom AuEe.
Listen with both eyes and ears. and
talk more to pleze others than 10 pleze
yourself,
Re charitable. but don't let your SYM
pathy make phoOl of your sense
Sleep on a hard bed and don't eat
seckond time what yu know haz hurt yu
once.
Alwus inquire the price ov a thing
befor yu buy it. and never buy eny thing
just bekause you think it is cheap.
Never borrow what yu are able to buy
aud alwus have sum things that yu won't
lend.
Read sum. think good deal, and
keep your eyes and ears open kOntinual-
ly.
Never trust man who has deceived
WI once, but don't let him kno that you
suspekt him.
Never gossip nor kriticise your nabOr.
The chances are that yure nabors are
full az good az yu are.
Eat no blind lobster nor even blind
owl just before going to bed, unless you
want to see how your CRATE grandmother
looks.
Be kind to everything Better throw
a bone to a strange dog than paving
stun.
Be simple az child, and yu viii be
astonished to see how fast yu inkrease
in wisdum.
Never git in a hurry, yu kan walk
good deal further in day than yu kan
run.
Don't sware, it may konvince yu, but
it IL sure not to konvince others.
When yu grease your boots use NUT
ton tallow, injun rubber and rosin billed
together.
If yu have dauters let your wife bring
them up; if she haz got common sense
she kan beat all your theorys.
Never promise a boy good thrashing
and disappoint him, he will loze all kon-
fidence in yu if yu do.
Don't drink too much slider, and how
ever mean yu may be. don't abuse
cow. Luv and respekt your wife emmy
how, it il good deal cheaper than to
be all the time wishing she was sum how
different. M a
When yu eat puddin and milk, take
small mouthfuls and don't keep eating
ontil yu slop over. a sG.ss5
Be virteuous and yu will be happy
if yu amt. the fault will be in the vir-
ten, not yu.
Don't ever indorse note for emmy
man if yu do, hope yu will have to
pay it.
Stay at home mites, and if yu kant
find emmy thing else to do, play leap frog
with you're yung ones. aasss
Save you're shoes for Sunday, and
don't be ashamed of poor relashums.
Don't have emmy rules for long life
that yu won't break; be prepared to-day
to die tomorrow is the best kreed for
long life l know ov.
Don't diskount emmy thing the best
time to kount you're chickens il after
they are hatched and have got to be
about six weeks old.
Keep you're head cool and you're feet
dri, and breathe thru you're noze az
much az yu kan.
Don't be clown if yu kan help it
people don't respekt eny thing much
that they kan only laff at.
Never give up emmy thing ontil the
game il played klean out; / have seen
/ the turkey won when everybody had give
him up for lost.
Expect but little and if yu don't git
nothing yu won't be very badly beat.
; Don't brag on you're relashums, try
to be worthy ov them, and at the same
/ time hope and pray that they won't do
emmy thing to disgrace the family.
l Don't be certain ov emmy thing Ontil
G yu hay got it, set on it, and nurish it,
as the hen doth the egg,
Never believe more than haff that
emmy man tells yu. and don't even bleaye
that if he offers TO sware to it.
If yu kant git haf loaf take whole
I one, whole loaf is better than no bread.
Don't miss any phun. not if yu hay to
l 90 ten miles out ov you're way TO find it.
Take kare ov yourself fuSt. and just
{ as soon az yu kan after that, take kare
ov somebody else.
E If yu hay done wrong own it; it is
g better to bak out ov emmy thing than TO
lie your way thru it.
A Docs REyENGE.--An Allentown
r pa paper says that in that place Hen
5 ry Kappes has baking establishment,
and as early in the morning as three
b o'clock, feeds and gets his horses ready
for starting out with bread. This morn