Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1874-01-29
JOrrINGs.

...;uo. 1.-THE drumlnefS came
" ike wolves ON the fold, their
wnre all frosted, their noses all
Their weather-peeled bugles
shone through, tsey gobled the
ey and sailed it down, then took a
orders and lit out of here, with
heads full of business and skins
of beer"
corm,n peddler sold man a
hi for the determination of bugs.
nj how do you use 1t ~ inquired
man afer he had bought it.
,,ch te bug, un drop Won little drop
his mont" answered the peddler.
. dence YOU do!" eXclaine Il the
.baser ~ could kill it in half the
by stamping on it." " Veil"
.ly exclaimed the German, "dat is
cd way, too"
iris. Kentucky, has gone crazy
roller skates, and the Lexington
saws the skaters are II little awk-
4 at first, but come down splendid
n their home stretch. "Cutter's
siolo,y" is the only one we have
and. and it doesn't mention any
lmality for fellow to come down
but we know what the Press
we've skated. - Cincinnati
es.
me Western papers have pecu-
stvle of obituary notice, which
touch surviving friends deeply.
is a sample: "A K;.lama>noOzer
ed Godfrey, poked himself into Il
ckly joint of Il shaft. which wound
up at the rate of 300 revolutions
minute. Being a short man the
eution was rapid"
plong Il gang of burglars who had
operating in Syracuse for some
an | accumulated large amount
hiscelaneous and valuable proper
Ind who were captured on Tuesday
was one Hover, a prominent Sun
school and religious worker.
preacher in IA Scottish town took
collec i'm one recent Sunday, and
ID when It's hat was returned that
e wasn't cent in it. ~ thank my
y said he. turnin. his ha ul s dc
ln, that have got my hat back
n from this congregation"
bSt week, in Ohio, "A Young lady
from what Il round-headcd old
lOr said was "heart klO:, or embo-
of the main fiue of the heart"
she revived in an hour, and it was
ID he had been temporarily choked
a chew of gum.
Connecticut youth, who read in a
fford paper the o.her day of the
clerical force employed by one of
insurance companies, called ut the
with young lady and politely
to have one OF the cleryymen
BY them.
he island of Chincoteague, 10 miles
he coast of Maine, has colony of
'N" wild horses. descendants of Il
OF ponies cast ON the island over
Fears ago by IA shipwreck.
Kansas liquor dealer Jacks up his
Ness cards in the pewS of the
FchtS, and inserts them in the
ph-hook> and other localities
re they will catch the eyes of the
New Orleans iuryman was asked
ne Judge if he ever read the pa
lie replied: ayes, your honor;
\ you'll let me z" this time, Iii
~ do SO any more"
Moth Caro'in. paper has been
nS It's colored readers into r aiding
ffe'ld"nl's message, by aflixin.
!an", Cobb'>name. and publish. ny
'aii dose weekly.
often happens that they are the
people whose characters have
most injured by Islander, as we
ma thai to he the sweetest fruit
II 'he birds have been pecking at.
mere. said Jones rs he wra. hfIlly
'tu away the pie which his land
.;'u ia Just served him, "the stuff
II o. ,of a pig to eat, and l amt go
sun not misery. neither deride in
i. nor ridicnle deformity; the
SHOWS M %, inhumanity, the second fol-
ne third pride.
Dung i.dy from Ale ,hany called
;,,.",hur, book store, the o.her
' "r deck of then, new post
cards; double-headers.
oaistment, similes are like songs
NV NV they much describe, they
"s prove.-Pumch.
eae @ Is nothing so etfctive in bring
man uptothe scratch as a healthy
"'sh-Splrited flea.
,'n sa got trusted for that hat. and he
$50 "a consciousness of bein. in
over head and ears"
'hcroft was Caleb Cu.hinc,s class.
=" was only iitly-seven years
'en Kansas lawyer quotes Lat
,o "t -. jury, he is fined by the
|. LOT profanity and contempt of
W. marriage service, in the opinion
kdS'erm k,d paper. should be changed
an, :" ho dare take this wom-
!" ''ie groom shall answer, Il
hros Sets Si.3i a minute when he
Sreach; inns Is most as satisfactory
arrn'. n' W. chronicles with surprise
hblers oi several respectable
onauerbilt, VIM. Il. Astor and
e are", are all very nearly the
i-'ers'ng is on eighty.
kidors Ihacined that the polar bear
Ama ms hahitation on ice place,
|ramne ramerica. worth makes the ma,
worth mako the woman.