The Republican journal., 1874-03-19
Pills, Potions and Pungencie s.

A Young lady last week declined frosted cake
because She thought it might give her a cold.
,JohHson's 11nodyue Liaimeut is. without
doubt. the safest, sure>t. and best remedy that
has ever been inNentc,. for internal and cN1rr-
nal use. 1t Is applicable to great variety of
complaints. and is equally beneficial for man or
beast.
Budd can't see a bari-,loor three feet distant,
since joker told him that near-Sighted people
were always intelligent.
Thousands of promising youths. of both SEXES
go down to unimely graves, from general de
blllty and weakness, which might he saved by
terrifying their systems with IRON. The Peru
Wan syrup is an Iron tonic prepared expressly
to supply this Vitaizing element, and is the only
preparation of iron that will aS~imlate at once
with the blood.
\ disguised Danburan wants to know. if a
woman was designed TO be the equal Of man.
WHY it is she can't whistle.
FHE WORLD AND HIS WEE have made up
their minds that there is nothing under heaven
50 certain as Il cure for cough, cold, or diff
Guilty OF breathing. as H'ies Honey If HDrp-
h"uAd oad Tar. The sale is over three thou
sand bottles per day. Crittenton'>. 9Th Avenue
Pixies Tootlachc Drops cure in minute
y man out West says he moved so many times
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stopped at the gate, his chickens would fail on
their backs and hold up their feet. in order to he
tied and thrown in.
We have seen ii stated in various papers
throughout the country, that Agents for Meri-
d0A'S C0tify londHt0n pUtrderS were aIl-
thorized to refund the money to amy persons
who should use them and not be satisfied with
the result. We doubted This at first, but the
proprietor> authorize US to say that il is true.
The other day young man asked young
lady if he mi CHI be allowed the privilege OF go
ing home with her. and was Indignantly refused
upon which he inquired very humblN, if She
would permit HIM 10 sit on the fence and See.
her 80 by.
FELLOWS CoMpoUND SYRUP OF Hiro-
PIIIIES is prescribed by the first physicians in
every city and town Where it has been intro
duced, and it is thoroughly orthodox prep
aration.
EXTRACT. After fair and l,rotllrted trial
of Fellows Compound syrup Of Hypopho>-
phlteS, we consider ii a very valuable merry Gus
tonic, far surprising many others ofconsderable
fepnte, and well worthy the confidence of the
profession generally.
A. II. CHANDLEE. NJ. u.
II. A. JACOBS, NJ. ID.
Npncton, y. Il. November g. 1867.
Spread-ea9le orator of New York wanted
the wings of Il bird to fly to every village and
hamlet in the broad land hut he Wilted when
a naughty boy in the crowd sang out, Y oud
be shot for a goose before you had flew Il mile "
DON'T TEMPORIZE WITH Pills. Oin1mtmt>
lotions, eectuaries and all manner of qua,.ll nos
trums are waste OF time and money The
only abso}utely iatidltble cure for these pain
tul diseases is ANAkESIS, discovered BY DR..
silsbec. 1t has been pronounced by scientific
men AS the happies discovery made in mcd-
cine for 200 years. 1t affords instant relief from
pam in the worst eases and has cured more
than 10000 sufferers permanently. All doctors
prescribe it. Price 500. Sold by Druggists
everywhere. Depot 4G Walker street New
Nori