, 1874-11-15
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md Acknowledgements
1chr.heaucd-A + strcet-1amp.
II Z better to be flush in the pocket than in
hs tsce - haas. vi,
-. ~ ;llnst-,ons ancestors Is like potato
sS s,;.nt-the only good belonging to him ls uudes
p'I3s. r.e,o ssd: 1.-The pursuit Of all things
;5onid BE- calm aud tranquil" How about cap
'auS ~csn n you spell consent in three lottcrs !
When re see a young man that spends all
il earus ne ase lnc1iued to suspect that he dues
lot LwaYs earn all he spends.
Tha difference between dishonest debtor
md sn imtortunate creditor is, that one ts
ado" and the other = dun.
Public epuit-Readlnessto to do anything "hich
~ rh.t sc;ance does man think when
zilgay.traia is coming towards hlm1 Engine
Finch has discovered that the friends Of the
tnfo.tunate hse long whY on. ..
"A man Who asked Niagara hackrnau to
ten around to the post-oaice and procure
ftamp. had to pay Sl.50 for tho step.
a Missouri editors name Is Wufadan- His
PAPER, it IS said, isn't
T0id Dr., Todd's son is bringing Todd'B Man
nh down 10 dstA,--A much needed WORK. fur
tbere is very little in that Manual Of Old Todd's
1bont modern mixed drinks.
"A man cannot expect half loaf when he
loafs all the time.
-Sterard-~" Breakfast is ready, Georgie."
Heavy yachteuaan {ase6 s)-"My name is
George, Mr. Steward. What would you think II
Icaled you S;ewy5"
-Mrs Pa1tiu9ton writes to say that she can't
nAkp out Why all the "help'''' she gets are 60
stupid, when Ehe is alsays particuInr to obtain
them from an Intelligence office.
-" Please, mister. my fathers dead and my
mothers ruined away. and would 80 let me and
ny sister suck cider through straw ont Of that
en- barrel o yourn Z"
-Csatiop-A PatchoEue man ate d handful Of
nw chestnuts before 1etlring, and then went to
lsd apd dreamed that be owned taxable property
b hRrooklyn.-Brooklyn Argus.
1T is becoming q temperance question in
Rhodo Island whether grocers mhy use white
t)si~e in sy1ng up their parcels, or knot.
II grocer IN the suburbs. when complained
10 oaoo1t selling bad eggs, said, "At this time Of
hs Eeaf the hens are not well. and often lsy bad
s7sa"
-Ths typographical fend has at last come to
piet. or,otel in the LYncbburg Republican,
ohte hsi his hand disabled the other day by the
bite Of coon. He had spelled the animals
slus With 4 k. And now he bitterly reT snts 1t.
An indianapolis nightpoliceman has been
,asasea S.n nt4o 80 90 r, ~ ahar
the hour ior going Of duty arlfres-
-Tle.e is German III Carbon County, Penn
tyl7ana, who is father of tbirty-thfee children.
His vito has just rejected 81 application Of the
Commissioners Of Charities to put him upon tho
retired Es.
onvhir so.lsa y. .,.t setoMS VIZ "e.o pests snu
ter ttsT onn5.4;n. far sa,,s t,rna ~ ~ ~
them said. aia.,s 90, ~ a,oths1 bo,,sa this
hotel Ieais-n o" ~ &''@0'01 '0
other dsy r. thsr ,nrst ~. th.ts, Iia ,,;1,d ~
men to 20 a5ont It - - ,oos a., ane ~ ,,11annV
-Msdame tn1csa 80 ~ y ;. 5oo- - w,,
i. thera :" .tns ' ma Mtna e. ~ l. qoo. o Wy uao
ble :" @Mx de,r -nar.a. ~ 80 r.o,;aa
iv1nyisib1e lmt j., faae t.1s,a wv US, ''
ro,.h|as. ~, ~ 1n aa o1.us ny - a.sei.5 ~
ptnee hv b;e o,r7' 10 atan too lssy W ~
xhen b. ret. r;nne -, NJ WIZ 1a'a saouSn
teetn T'~~0 - - s9"e4 'on0A oo'"ooA -"
--Recent statistics show That tailors, uotrith-
t7ed t'f HI. iae csossleGstd attitude. arc long
D,rain;.n @ 10 sslqently 10 eccotdance Witn me
p1rt .soa5 81 me sarVtval ;s OF re nttls
"Tm afraid voT don+ IL tta s,,a11 - ,hs,:yc.
ri" Ser nj nssssncer 1,s,.L ransi;,S - I'LL ,,
not other ncarn1o,s rsuiea t"4'n 3.onaa a."
..All ngut tir, Iny,h,nr to ohlpo @ e5 ecn'etinan
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tself.mxde m.n ea;a nt au tt.sa o!a.o: "na
II 6ss had oniv Nv, u ,, tau,1 ~ .nIU % tns >, ~
nTa jumped IN tha st.nd ~ cHuA t1.+ .i,ar
h cara lpto th;a ~ ~ o.ao anG aec,at7a .1a. "pen
necpat Il. nco,ecod ~ +hnt ha r.s norn
hs,e. Ae ncR'ec'eo 70 s1ate TINT ne vas oofn
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roprinr t st , p,,h,;a ooasman % WIN immense iees
poter for pup. a,; nouse VI ,1 ine ~ esse' asheo
tnneer.e e'eo tsat gentleman s1 alter examining the
hae 5r nntf a. u4aas ~ ous ~ 1o1o"s ~ 5acH
n o ,rss as .dn: 1eern +,actz,ns the a
lasa better "a hscs ,hatt troa -a,as = a.
ndt rpao ~ - iI ocA aoo1e .en 'anes " oe ao16s
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