The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-01-29

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A WESTERN newspap per heads At lats o
ema'e p rsouaf n%engence Her Column"
Sod corn Ca aNb4, vintage OF 1878 com.
sarIsss atns sinsre s"m,ne' last sof ,la,a et,.
i,y~t# era 70 i@ 8sAa 3 d fsbsB "A FG4
M MnggalsG says that, insthese hard times
five dollar greenoack looks 10 zig AS
,,:ircus pos err ag rr.8 aat aIs.et.s 4
" a Nevada postm ster has wr.t,en to Wash
'a,gton TO knew u heseau rent part OF III,
flee TOR y faro bank. .,,..... II
Bliwer said thai journalism is more ftteo
- destroy bad governments tLan TO con
ruc foundations Tor good ones ..
Josh Billings says - Success don't konsls
a syrr nNK Eg nluntrrs, hat In neye,
making The same '.ne The seckond time.
!. II YOU w's' 20 travel cheapy, patroniz'
nose raIreads wh,ehsadverslse TO carry tnei
.mssenkers Through without change"
Michigan newsdegler recently received
his order from u Young lady 'Send ne
Novel, called buffalo oil and The dais dolns >
ea At a recent dinner OF Sh0emakers thet fOl
owing toast was given: '.May 10 have an
re women in the country to shoe and all the
men to boot ~a t.,es..,,7 ...t.s..-
What comes alter -" asked teacher
u small pupi, w'O was learning the al.
phahet, He received The bewilderiog reply /:
.>'You do-to see Liza 3"
Tn. New York Word says that the Albany
argus hiss Correspondent who calmly sur
vrss the Sahara from The s.tting-po'nt of .
Gel man beer house"
gtr', hesring her mistress ask her hus,
hand to bring ID ,mhey and Son" with him
when he came home TO dinner, set two extra
plates for the expected guests.
The Mount Pleasant. Iowa.. journal devi.
hinka 1t an all-wise Pr0v'd hat ordaihs
! hat religious revivas don't set In untii after
he stove pipes are All put up.
Show fast hey build houses now |" SAID
II. "they began that building last week
ard now they are putting in the lights
Yes" answered his friend. "and next week |
they wal put in The liver
o d Gent You don't mean to tell me.
waiter, that you can't give me a toothpick ?"
WaleI.-" Well, Fir, We used to keep 'cm
lutihe gents almost invariably took 'em
away when they'd done with 'em"
Josh Billings SAYS 81 will state for the
niormation of those who haven't had a
.hauce to lay in stkrit wisdom NJ freely az /
have, that one single hornet who feels well
IAN break up q whole cam p. meeting :"
Ben Franklin's waichis owned by q staunch
I'D Pennsy lvan,a farmer. This is opening
he year with frst-ciaSs stock paragraph
Cor an economical man, Franklin owned
many watches. We know Of tour. PerLapsi
~ usSu w c"Hp tcAers. se8
solemn warning might be taken from the
ale OF Western editor who started cat to
'as'onlsh the natives" with lecture: INT
now-storm arose the driver Loot his wsy. Il
he wagon upset. and the lecturer broke hi.
ollar bone aud two ribs. IS s@l L l.
Peter Van Dyke, an old chap. who died In
sew Hampshire he other day worth $40
fU IN cash, requested Ia his will that no one
should sanfie aud shed crocodile tears a,
'la funeral, bu cover him over and teen
Iu,ry home to fight oyer his money! 10
The Brooklyn Eagle II responsible for the
GLOWING "PImp,svl:ie, Vt, is evidently
'ot good field for an independent, out.
roken Journal. The PimpsvliIe Post lat.,y
published this item Those who have ls,e'yI
'een engsged Ia sheep stealing had better
! andirom under We know whom we ars
sIking shout The result was a loss otl
ixty subscribers, and the paper will 20 into
f.
AMI Damn runs q large stove store up al
saEl" Harbor. and the Marquette Journal
ays :"He must have an extensive trade.
or we have heard bis name msa joined IN
onnection With all the stoves and stoyep,ne
W ever Dut together. here or else where y ~
sa9N4a s.#8 Is atE&g sast9 amag#~ 81 /
Some jackass says, Cheer up, cheer 40 i
lie long lane that has no turn" Dor,,l
We know it, o. course it's o long lane ,ba,
has no turn. How perfectly absurd TO OK.
'ect fellow to "cheer up' hec use a long
s s ns s' no 'urni We decline to cheer up tor
any snch reason. N~e w.
"A man N Hartford has stopped his news
paper because his nAme was printed In
list of.adyertised letters, and his wife. ham