The Caucasian. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1874-1875, 1874-12-26
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Intestine broils-sausages cook
ed on the Goals. i ata Ht, f4rea
What a stuck-up fellow Aris-
tarchi Bey must be % oai & - 40
That was a sly Kuhn, in Chi
cagO, who married a DiamOud. pe.
There is plenty of Roger a prs-
orr reasoning in the Beecher- Tilton
case. 4u nj IA f. ,t..a.j
There are no more 'tReverendsn
among clergymen. All are ''Doc-.
tors now. ,a=s
The scissors artist on some Of
our leading dailies are also accom-.
plished pastry cooks.
-Tennyson's waking trance is
a rapid transit from common sense
to absolute lunacy.
David Kalakaua stopped in
Chicago to get a divorce from q
few dozen Of his wives and concu.
bines. &aH a+ .tsf 44t
Cold morning-tight boots
toes frozen-corns biting-hat full
of bricks on the sidewalk. Result,
suicide. ~ # +,
The editor of the Indianapolis
People is Il born bard, and he
couldn't help it, as he came from
Poesy county Ind.
The editor of the London Turf
is angry with a brother editor, and
talks blood and thunder. In fact.
he wants turtle. ""
Pan Presbyterianism means
the reuniting of the disunited Pres
byterian Churches. How it will
pan out, remains to be seen.
The Memphis people are on
edge about the Cantata Of Esther.
Esther nothing' but canned taters
that will suit those epicureans!
The Pittsburg Commercial is of
the opinion that pie is the bane Of
American civilization. Very trac,
and chicken-pie is its henbane.
AT Sedalia they are so hard up
for excitement that they would vel
come lightning rod petltll-r or, q
life insurance agent. Don't all
start at once. ..
The troubles of the Pacific
Mail have been settled. They are
supposed to have been aggravated
by the performances of the unpa.
citic female. ...
The Worcester Press is Of. :he,
opinion that Charlotte Cushman
should have begun the farewell
business earlier in life, it she want.
ed to complete the job. ~
The Dayton (Ohio) Journal
calls upon the Exchange to show
its mettle. Bat suppose it's mett}e
should be steal, like that of the
Chicago Exchargel g 10. ...
--s'What would you be-, dearest,
if l should press the stamp of love
upon those sealing wax lips?w 'sI,o
responded the fairy like creature,
should be-stationery !"
Some people are mean enough
to doubt whether the inhabitaDtssOf
Venus celebrated the transit on u
scale; but that is the
weigh Of the Venus people.
III must take dat critter off de
ragged edge Oh dis pear" said Sam
Jonsing. as he brushed away y
cockroach that dared to intrude
where he had just bitten the lucious
fruit.
These Globules would be glad
to know whether the dramatic crit
lc of the New York Tribune consid.
ers that he earns his IS week BY
the use Of such words as ''deliqui-
um." ~ q
-"An epicurean sentiment Of
philosophical PATIENCE" as the
phrase is used by the Cincinnati
Commercial, means an epicurean i'm
patience of every body else's phil
0sophical sentiments. n @
"A man in Lincoln, Neb., who
confesses to the strange name Of
Halloo, says that he has guaran-
iced Eli Perkins 1926 for his ap-
pearance in that city. This is not
200 much, if he is to keep Eli from
occurring.
1t is all very. we'll for Miss
Cooke to declare that kisses on her
brow would be the only diadem she
but the man who wonld
place kisses on her brow when her
ips were to be at, deserves to die
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