Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1874-06-20
. GENERAL ITEMS.

fingers.
Female book agents die young. Thank
heaven.
The Mcat-Are is new paper in Marshall,
Iowa
a great dime novel" (Wcstcrn opinion
of lluyos '93
Galveston, Texas, has celebrated mar
rage i'll Jail.
a fool is never wrong and smart man is
alway~ right.
The man who carries everything before
hin--the waiter.
What three letters denote strength and
activity? y. Il. G. (anrrgy.)
In bowing to a lady, three inches is tho
altitude to lit your hat.
His damosk check is now liyid in death.
He did it with his little pistol.
The ways of woman-anywhcre from
ninety to two hundred pounds.
Iowa has Dr.. Betty Egyleston who has
Il large and paying practice.
\ Western paper suggests Jack Frost as
the author Of "B aUtiful Snow
Tie Chicago topper changes 'front.' now
by simply cnalkiny lii nose.
The belle of Oshkosh received but one
hundrcl and thirteen valentines.
The Peru (Ind.) ghost has developed into
4 red shMt hung ON a hazel bush.
\ Fccj,e Islander says that drunken mis-
sionarir> make good "cornee" beef.
Airy in Rhode Island Stadicd five day.
to ascertain the ownership Of ono hog.
An Indiana rocstr is laboring patiently
to bring forth brood Of chickens.
\ gentleman said recently; railroad COM
mumcatlonN corrupt good manners.'
Au advertising iewelcr compares the
'wutrr' of his diamonds to ''widoWs tears"
Cambria County, Pa, has Il female CON
stable. No man objects to being arrested
Homemade ~ausagcs have suddenly cot
into great demand. Love ne, love my
dog
The growing demand for thrcc-mastcd
Sch9onc.s is because no man can serve two
ma-tvr-.
'lbc Presidents fuapa oration" is wha.
The ln4lanapo.i, J0HrUM called the veto
message.
An Iowa lrd of sixteen has been sued by
Il ms o! iourtr.n, for breach of promise.
80 w 20.
''Sucrrl to the memory of three twins"
* the inscription over q grave i'll New
Hampshire.
\ man in London earns melancholy sub
si~tcucc as ID, l,callul-ucCidrnt maker for
the newspapers.
Quick transit \ Boston baker adyertiScs
III ne-uarle English brcad-ircsh every
morning.
\ Young lady IN indianapolis won a
WAGER by not speaking for Il week. There
arr not many such.
The Cleveland L,adcr mentions an organ
grinder of that city as Ian Old veteran sui
eide in,lnccr."
\ Pennsylvania boy cut his throat but
that didn't kill him. He couldn't eat any
thing. and that did.
The editor Of the New Berlin Gnzcttc
wants to sell his Midland railroad stock for
an old setting hen.
Dayton, Ohio, has three hundred and
eight grain elevators. The grain, however,
Il ''''''''' III IT. ''l"'" 'o''"'
y 7'' ho':S a!' tFl'!' iaheS occasion I TO re-
bu,in's, mcndnng tin pans.
WiIEoat having special reference to Susan
B., We should ike TO know " hat is home
without mothcr?'
me I"Nt naoy born IN r'nn'yivanla
"f'Th'd nineteen pounds. it would be
cruel 10 ask aNy'''y to beat that.
iie Jr@ia has pr,tllccd the finest caulinoWcrs
IhlS season, and Congress the biggest cab
'"'@e nc'''rN'
How to become practically acquainted
Nitn the Rule Of Tire, Live with your
Wi'e' moJ'tr' ana moti'"-In-Iaw.
4 Chiraro papcr chronicled the election
of thr ST. Iouis Board of Irn,l, under the
head oi = MiNccIIaneouS trlncS.
An Iowa farmer desires 10 sell his farm
mot brcni.r he !. old or jufrm hnt nm nr,
count ol constitutional Iazin'ss.
Snccul,tors nrooosa ia .rnt nm . cornc. in
prtr,rIn. wei mythin~. .n l"nm ns thew
dan v,ta,. thr .sI,...
Kick,n,o voonn L,dv i said 70 k;cl,
tI,. beam, at ).1 no,n,ds And Ei.l,nno !.
Nor m mnrh nr = nrnrr for kirk Lin~ rithrrI cit hrI'' 4"
4 fellow who WA. sent to i.,il in Ohio for
sheen str,linr, said To th. .JI.licr. s.. WpII !
and R,l,i,.S,l JT,il,,,,,, .,',,,l i -