, 1874-03-22


nta1.e " ~ y amazeo nesona measure with TINS
/ ~, IT, :. WE Msssesy TO her Why people
~'@'1oono1 ne'o1ne. -oaa"'oe's io0'"a:
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! sflear calls his big dog Rnlph .Waido Liner
son, becaune he Is great thln cur,
+ when cur ancestors Warte'i lot ram pan:h,
tuey sala so WITHOUT evasion they dlu not Cal! 1t
] "kettieu-rum."
The Jenkins" or the Sioux City Jonsf:a'
ooeesanes one: OF flie bellies IT recent party ~
| graceful little toad"
Dwellers ~ crystal Palaces shonl refrain
! l!om Tue propulsion or nteEuiaflg-sna'cd PEI
tictes of granite formation, is The WY in which
! taiiforn'a eoitor puss sho EuGlish Prosarh
% MWbat % c,n n 5s1 tbiu,s III, -; ,,;a xi,aa re,o~
.-Huat sau A41a 'oln@ VI A!s "lle 1eiA~
tlons VINO Is so savage about hls OWL az to
write: ~ dou't like relations; you arc Obliged
| to be familiar with a .man iust because ha ha.
pens to be son Of thesaue fathsr as your father"
-" Brother HeeeAer," saia the Venerable. Dr.
Bacon. laying his hand. or the great, Ercacher's
shoulder, Brother Beeeher, fear tbs Devil
whispered in your ear just now, that this. wfaA .
very fine lecture" 80, no." ropllod Air.
Beecher, "he loft that for Eon to d."
-" Are you q burglar, cir? II 80, do not come
H. AL am all alone" said Somervilla, Nase.,
servant girl when man called the other dav
-Caution.-flost-"Jua Juat auother* Voc. drap.
fore You'gn-n; Guest-" Ma M, all tax nae:
acquainted wi the stair I"
What co1ld moro enectirn]y appeal to onez
pocket lin.n than' to reeeiVe IN Invitation
masquerade party On heavy mourning paper
\ PENNSYLVANIA widow cent out hers IN thus way
before tho late lamented had beea inu,nad
week.
a Scotch preacher sent to of1icinte. one Sun
day al country parish was accommodated at
night in the rnanse in very di1n'nutiye cloaatt
instead Of the usual bast bedroom appropriated:
starting back in a1nazement. " Dsed. aye III,
this Is the prophets chamber. 1t: lnaan be
for the minor prophets then," gas the quiet
reply.
This ls from tho Commercial Adrrrs4str.
Ne" York:
Theirs WA n reforEaer named Ia~is,
chrlsseaea Die tny na11n1ire truo is}-
;F: mnp ~ . eemaeae; cI';
r,u ,a!,.os rros1a.ng d H 1o1xs "a pasd
1,.'.,: -. 80. ~,
an gu oaenelor e n oslo.ah eouhss VIZ nse
Tue tue following Wy: IhtnsinS ever the sntject,
San,;s hs ~ te eA to1Ia m i;s ,n,a .h.In ,.
Ianl1. he Wv W. sA1'o ~ Lls iofle4y ano4a "!sn
pla.es lor nan1aol anu ~ imaginary VIE anu h'a
9 cn1tu3en- nn inen hit un"u ~ 5ape' any a.
o1ten rs oe nelpeu AlnaseiI ~ looo ne put tae
same a5aht't5 on eau ~ tao o'ose pletcs, anu
surveyed t1'a F[pspeeh AZ ine same nne co1npst'
ing me cost- He ls SUI u! paehe'o1.
-9 a. b;li . hane e. o. ~ o. a Anaos: ~ WAC ae9ns'
,oneo 20 uase.t 1nso W. !'ani' 1oI'n ihucn RICO
ho!ic fluid On Saturday night ha WA asked
now unch rum 1t took TO last hum over Sunday
tn lepnea tuab uo cota1 ~ ssfy. "sl1 % a,rlat,
on1 70 Keep SUNDAY ds u oa3t 70 oe 1tls LIE 'sant"
ea quart.
Home hesetat,on: ;'l,: 9uxen,!e ~, party,
aloof from the rest OF the company. The LADY
of the house called to hiu'-" Como aud play.
and dance, my deaE Chooas ono. OF thase
Essf gas for your fs N2t 'Esa
think want to. be worried out OF my life lks:
poor papa"
There il nothing no tends. to shorten the
liTea Of old people an'l to iniuro th-r heal:h as
eycninss. This is especially tho Gaze when there
is grown-up daughter in tue famil =. We pub
yh this item at the earnest request OF several
youug men.
A BOSTON tailor having reminded = debtor
that he hadn't paid anything on account for
oug time, aud that he {tne ta,lor) must have
.ome money, a. ho was very abort. received this
.efrcshingly cool reply: t. Note received H.
Fou aze very short siy don't YOU sell one Of your
aorres I"
We observe tendency among: newspaper
For INSTANCE. tue Louisville Co.rie,~.Jouraa
;ays. ssTwo uhysiciaus are in attendance. aud il
a @thnu.,ht }ie cannot recover" It would hare
,ecn sniTicieut in this case to baye snid ti1nulv,
: Two phYeicians are in attendance. ."-Ne1o York
,fl,;Y
Somebody touched of. twenty poruds oi
,owder .nnder the parsonaee in East Can.an,
.ouu. There was l. greas fizz and-a great aanh,
mt no damage. The good minister was calm.
mt his hired man Eeabe, coming down siart
mn slams At inmp in night clothes shouted
There ( kuow'd Il would coue fore I was
eaflv Tor til" Ho thought it WAS the end Of
i1o world, The minister tried to pacify him. bu.
q continued, so, it's all very we'll for Chris
an to be- eayy bout it, but I'm such cus.aL
;nncr!"
A little fellow. the other day was eudeavor.
IL to excite q play1nates ad:olratioa For lis