, 1874-08-02

eelaPgi a aHne a.4 h,a crI waved her bandker-
chief ~ him as ho ,assed the house last evening.
In resnousc. ho waved his coat-s1eeve, which he
nsss "a n handkerchief
osse MTs lev are growing thrifty in the streets
of Victoria. aud Tie pnpers are clamoring for
the enforcement OF the ordinance against no1-
ious lou weeds. They say in effect: "Thiatlo never
d."
Popular juvenile conversation First boy
Lemtue see your tongue" Second boy-Lem,
ma sec yours" First boy-'' Ihere." Second
hn,-.. Your mother only let's you have one
,,ieco of huckIeberry pie. Had the panic down
to your house. didn't you ?''
After the prosecuting attorney had henped
con,sel tho Iudco asked him if he had any
thing to saw for himself. " Your Honor" re-
plicd the piisoner, " aak for posponenent
for eighteen davB in order that I may find
- What's your business p said q magistrate
Of Police Cou1t, the other morning, toa prison, .
or. I'm an obso,yationist, your worship
An observatonist! what is that :" one
who looas around IN tue Gay tl'no ~ see "n"n no
eau s,eal at night II 1t pleaaes your worship.
guest to California landlord AZ he came do"n
stairs tile o.her Mornm3. 40 ons = 10" ~
the boys shooting at a Chlnaman' anu the oalls
ratified against the mousse
III yon see policeman aim at oog, don't
run-try to got ~ near the dog rs possible
railway guarantees. Observer: IT is a'"ays
more or less uncertain Thethor faA"af Will
produce Largo return to the nhdeftakefs-
IL it! ~
- There, sr, my work Jung on the line aga!n:
Sir FrauciB can appreciate good thlne. BIZ.
Aston1=bed Strauger-'Eh? What. I thought
Millois pniuted thir--" Anabie stranger
(oontemptnously)-" Pooh! - may naSc paint
ed it, but I made the frsno.'
-4 nllyNiClan presenting his Dill 10 Tue
executor Of the estate Of q deceased patient.
asked: "Do you wish to have my Dill sworn
to!" mo, eAld the executor. the death ol
the deceased IL enough to prove tnas you a1-
'enuS' Stast u'1 ix1,e WHan yonnp f,recnman wore
4;, ..t ~ ~ ~ ~, t,m, In ,,ave himself awful
49, I.lt.eoa 10 t; sut ~ ,n,tn,} In had ano,hnr
ai4a' ~ ~ ann,onchad h;s hostess
tn..1 - ~ 5u ~ ~. 1 1,'.a.nnf avan;nr .rd wos
suauAsu ., ~. ~; "ha. s1,a hrq;.a IN a IL
so,, - =" - ~ 1'' '0@
~ :; hzo a 4,,oro -,,xa .,oots, vie;+a-
~, =, ~ E,ass no,,r,;t h7v vho ru7, Let
n,,,nr sa5s .n hn. d-nr o,t of to n9zzle If mem
anotnot l ~ .ts;,t H.. ha. c,,nr1o and ,esat
1,,a to,,ntat,on r. nnre the nozzle y lttIe-iust
~ ~ ,Gasa hors were a1l cnllectad to-
asat.,a. +,,o aa,id III ato III ;us;da of a hnt.bor
s.,ll Ell. 1a, ~ i,tS ~ rnn1o
an ~ y Ian,es ~ onr aconaint-
-, rrl1.a axocst;o,, ~ not ,u,+a son:I IN his
at. anee, "iuso ses tha r,oI M W. nad dencato
nf,',,andad cnn,n1;nent ,ha otior n;,ht hy his
i;t,Ia ,,;oca WHO ha;rc awakeneo somo t1me in
!!l1'e nlIIG "no' ue5 ~: - Sd, ,.a 49,
tle ennn nost0 ~ ". '1o ~ ~. - ,1dnrx
lotmanccs VI .mo tetnss % un1eA ae..t,, T,.a ~
hhseiv lsnathou ,ha ,,;I aGn D. "
Ieas i' Gnolo 1l' '"aAso p'A5 oA law ''0A4N
a critic thos aIsunes 20 1ne mellss oi t1s!"g
soun5 =. .t:. tosaeeesn e.hor no !, ias 1' =;
arils', oue ~ ~ nsIu " 81, "nvsasl +ai
tancseape & y. at'1 i arcs1t 1vn rha thav ~ hsvo
nis GUNS l4o!n rs sn.l,a, cAGsps "uou sAo ."ao
lnsr es eaaae nn'n ,uo ann,, 'iar =, ,ar n
MISTAKEN 'or oenoonoi9 0eoao4"s oAa1A oA-o
Po1ee.
Tho following is copy OF a will loft BY
man Who I; -, to he A1s own lawyer: This Ii
give al M "a to my relations, TO be d.
vued a1non. the best way they can. n. 3.
If ANYBODY up 4 row, or makes any fuss
about it, he ip have anything. Signed oy
me-Johu Tno."
Why should :. bean keep ahead of all other
ycce:ables3 B. a it has the pole-Lo,ren
Courier. The Lc.... has the pole, but in the
vegetable race the cabbage is always cure to
come in aeal.-Boston Advertiser. OF c,urso
noither the peau nor the cabbape eau be beet,
hnt the race would not DO SO easy it some OF the
Green things cared more about it. The carrot,
for ins,ance. seems to care-0.-Boston Tran
sc1.int. Tint last nun il 80 very Email that it
might be called q nun kin. n.-Boston Globe
a te,dcr appfeciatlye eoul-Mlss Words
worth. sister OF tie poet, was passing through
wood. Which the stock-doye was filing with its
soft music when she fell in with country wom-
IN. who exclaimed, II am so tond OF stock
doves" ..Oh!" thought Miss Wordsworth, "at
last have come on one Of pature's poets, with
soul to appreciate the beautiful music Of the
bi! ds" Very luthlesaly was the dream disen~
chant ed by an explanatory remark OF the uonl-
an's--.sSome likes 'em in pics, and some likes
'em roasted: but for nv Fart I think there's
nuthi.lc like 'en, slowed with onions"
"A County Cork farmer told a farmer friend
chear receint for sweeping clinnevs: /: 'Get
suosc ant; tie it by the lce to long piece of
string. LIGHT little fire in tho crate, aud hold
tbe eoo,e over it. The flames will make the
bird fiy nm. and the spreading of its wings will
bring down tue SCOT in the chimney. When it
has cut to tho top you can pull it down by the
E,r1n. hack to the fire" His friend thought hls
nlan IN excellent one. only for the cruelty to the
r,r,se .Oh. I naycr thought Of that. eaid the
6thcr. .sbn. snonose puir Of. ducks would do
inst as we'll"
'-Tnc]ination ys. Dutv-A co,resnondont Of
+Ia Tau,sfnn .fou,-a0i ,etates an Androscoorin
|eccn1, which han probably been mellowcd by
+;ne thouol, t},e narrator eovs he ccu,d rive tho
names II Hc chose aa hn knaw the parties we'll
i, lis haTbooJ r. annoora lint m n c.car
enid ou;ct morning. some fiftv years aro. d fam