The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1874-11-26

seen from the extracts which We give. The
Anminax for the year Is75-'. Being ac-
cording TO the . thor, ninety niue years
since the CRATE American cage was fust
b tcbed out--,he only bird known 10 natur-
alists that has never been whIpt yet'--is
filed with chunks Of wi.iom. Josh is OF
oCinion that:
I Lie Il plu o ksre an trouble,
NEether W o II IN l. or al e.
In speaking Of the twelve "sighns of the
zodiak," Josh has unique illustration, in
which each sign refers TO scme part of a per-
sons body, and says to the dear farmers
The abuv sighns are row r-ddy for use tut
don't plant korns when the sighn is in tie
feet, nor mig punch when the sighn is IN
kneeze." The following are are some Of the
humorst's best hits:
! | hav known men who were plus, that
when they went fishing on Sunday, they
uIl~uss prayed 10 b. Lord fer good LUX
| Most people repent ov their sins bi thank
ing God they amt so wicked az their
nabors
b Ivy body is ike ritch cheeze, full oy
| little things
When IA man amt good for ennything e
he is just right to sett on jury.
Philosophy IL kind ov severe seminal,
who locks up the harte, and throws the kew
away.
It il az dit'ikul; to define suckccss az il IL
to ackount for the meazles
When a woman wants ennything she ms
it with all her strength, and eve. bo3y Else.
strength too.
All the philosophy in the world wont make
\ hard-trotting boss ride cay.
The wust tyrant in the word IL The wife
ov hespekt husband
About nj low down as a man kan git, and
Mt quite spilc, il to liv on hi' wife s rcpu'a
shun
The man WHO haz got nothing to rccko,
end him hut robust hclth, and m er""ss'"e
fa animal spirits. Il az imp easant an
assoshiate II a 4-yea.-1ll bolt
Geniu. seems to be the faku.ty ~ i,ing a
! ed could be done at all.
Heith Is Ike mummy. We never have a true
idea ov its value until VIC lose it.
Ennsy MN VINO KIN wear a tite boot. and
enjoy it, il either martyr or !. phool, it
makes but little difference which Tie
boots produce korns, blnyols, AMI sw re
NJ, and,thcre il only one thing kan be said
in their favour, they make man forget all
h ,ther sorrcws
After rr:eing for more than 81 years 10
fav mi OWL way in all things, hav finally
cum to the konk fusion to split the differ nee.
Every body seems to konsider himself Il
kind ov moral half bushcl, to me zzure the
worlds fraiitys in,
The man who kant enjoy ennythiug but
fattery, il az bad oph AZ tie who kant
drink cnnythiug bus whistey.
A true friend IL one who amt afraie to tell
yu ov yurs faults.
Woman IL the glassware ov kreashun.
She izluvIy, and ritile, u 81 haz ram up
everything We real y enjoy IN thi. life from
25 cents on the dollar 20 par. Adam, with
out Eve, would hav been w stupid Il game - z
playing checkure. alone.
4 lung man. yu better be honest than cum
ming. add it IL hard work TO be both.
( A good deal ov buty and i good deal ov
sense are sci ION to be found together.
| One ov the most perfeht viktorys yu kan
achieve over emmy man IL to beat him to po-
likeness.
We are al'wuss sure to til ink just az
other pho K. do, provided they think just az
We DO.
Mi experience in life thus far haz been,
that wont 60 into 5, and nav mulch ov en-
pything left over.
Bashfallness il often like the plating on
spoons, when it wears off it shows the brass
Abuv all things. lem. yure child to be
honest and industrious; if these two things
don t enable him TO make u igger i'll this
world he IL only CIPHER, and never was in.
tented for fgger.
t. lie about man never hurts him but
70 tell the truth about him sumtimes duz.
When the weather il fair, everybody ha.
got an umbreller to ier5.
hO so'etou- Htu IL iihc Il SpOnge,u taxes
in all t . moisture that Gums near it, bu,
. out one until it il squeezed
There IL crate menny gingcr-pop PEG
pie in this world. after they hav bin uncork-
ed flu minnitt., they git to be dredphul
: hatt.
The quickest way to take the starch out
o. Ian who IL allwuss blameing himself IL
to agree with him; thi. ain, what he il look
ing for.
Ham, and egg, was beverage .12g- be-
FIRE Noah Ireshet
Good breeding makes all kondishuns or
life equal
He who IL pleared with ever, thing IL a big
phool, but he who IL pleazed with nothing-iz
III y,-'one.
Adam vas bad job; he had no ambishun,
no hope, no reverence, no energy. no pash-
IN, no caushun. 40 ia igment. no not hing,
except q wife, aud she war too much for