The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-08-21

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eariea. there ~ill II chance IT. I
l.i.lr fan With the he,r II u,hA.sh.
II u no wonder that snsan II IN
shon, has forgotten he~ u talk !.
During al these years she has hal NJ
husband - practice IN.
There are no holae,s ahout news.
paper Office. ha, sometimes tho content.
Of the ras,e-cur acquires a masns'',
which ~ anso,Ler name would smell
NJ sweet.
Aunt leila - (who har jnst real
aloal, The burial II Sir John
| Moore )--"Now. then, Which vf Ill,
verses d. You like the beet
jack with alaeri,. )--."o. | know
few and short were the prayers w
said"
las, year Emmett county produced
-. 200 bushels Of wheat. while this cal
the yield will not DO over 2.ooU On nc.
count Of grassherpsrs.
Tho fool scckcih to pull fy from n
mule hind leg Tho wise man le,,.il
on. the job to tho lowest bidder.
| Circumstances alter eases, For i'll
stance. when Nirginlan arose aid
said: Heres hundred dollar bill
for the old hoss behind tic pulpit no
one thought Of putting him out.
1--WE got EN- shouted a Mississippi
boatman recently. when first tho com,,
broke on his tight. .Snakss I've had
before. and now stars have G., tails u
'em. I'm doad man.'
Goldsmith Maid won her latest AM
brightcs. laurels At Rochester y. \
Where she made the wonderful time O
ali Il.
Randnlia IL tho name of new tow
that has sprung W ut the junction d
the B.. &. H.. 4 N. viii, tho lowa
Pacific, In fayctte county.
Frank Monlton, the Mutual Friend
Of Dccel,cr aud 1ilten, IN snft-voiccl
sleeryeyei, generous young man, viii
wayy chestnut hair, aud features yer,
like those Of Artomus Ward.
Ninlicitycncss. --No reasonable mn,
would be cagrr 10 po,srss himself Of til
inyilious power Of inaicting punishment
IL he were not predetermined 10 max,
uhO VI N.~~sIltllNs.
4 lady teacher in 4 public srhoe
was amazed the other day by seeing !
perfect fores. Of hands ~ NJ IN the mir
aud shake and gcs.ieulatc with yielcnl
agitation. VIVA. 10 ,on want aaeried
tho puzzled instructor. Chorus: "ie,
hairs fallin' of. :
| II ii difficult 10 conceive anything
l more beautiful than the reply given b,
one III affection when he WINS asked how
no bore II 80 we'll i, lightcns the
stroke. = said he. Ito draw near to Him
who handles the rod. =
MY dear Doctor said lals, i
suffer great deal with my eyes" lie
patient. madam he replied; '',on
would probably suffcr great deal more
without them. =
"San. why don't you talk to Your
master and tell him 10 lay up treasures
| in Heaven. whats dc use Of him
laying up treasures ~ darg lle never
sec um again. =
The new directory il NJ good as the
average. but il has some errors in it..
A gentleman who went last night TO
the house described In tho directory rs
his residence had bis head hurt By 4
fatirou. Tho people Of the house
thought be was . burglar. milwaukee,
Sentinel.
The 81. Louis Dispatch says: "The
only good the Brooklyn ill-wina has
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