, 1874-04-13

Mtnofto unatBpecteu inHtlnct w Wy PAo
tniauity tho landlord will ldescend. She trlea tho
water-lHpes, lights tho gnB.bur1ora, projects h9r
nasal organ into lonoly spots, cutiVaten Kho"l-
edge Of paintH conBidorod iii the'r application TO
oidontally discovers dofeotn' porcoivos that t'e
innor rooms arc dark, notices 2 stair on tno
ceiling which plainly reveals n loah.-"'a ,loek
once, leak always" becomes . motto Win
or; and IN tact 9ualltioa which .tn@.n1y"a ho nSyer
and in tholr aetivelplay glve hor an un"ohtea
satisfaction.
CRUSHING LANDLORDS.
Having learned tho secret Of her Toe, Sic ftao
pointing out to him fhat thcro Is one, ut loast.
who Inns fathomed Ills generosity an1 found IT
flction,-a fraud. The castle Inns by this time 20
gun to crunblo, but compensation IL growing
up. Tho droam is vanishing, but Hlo fools tGnt ~!
sio ia getting nearer and nearer to substantial
fact, and TINT Bho will eventually find tho house
which tpfH do, md that sho will ado" tho owtlor,
by tho force Of ltor will. And afo does porBe-
verauco brings its reward. Out Of NIL hor expert
onco, Blo gots the best houso aud the bost bar
gain possible, md whom aho finds afterwards
ttlat cockronches swarm through 1t, and TINT
hospital tB lacatod next door, Bho consoles her-
solf with tho remembrance that Bho might have
dono worso,. mud TINT shc has something to toll
happy gossip for many weeks and mouths to
come. She also sets oockroacllos md hospitnis
down In her memory. She has amasHod q sum
Of knowledge Of houso economy that III lnyalm-
ablo for future rso. Next year, Bho muses., will
lavo perfect house. Looking over her Btoro
Of procepts it IS found to road something ns fol-
lows:
HINTS 70 HoU6E-nUNTEns.
PRINCIPLES.
Note No. 1. Norcr bclieve = ho.sc-agent.
No. q. Plumbers mud gashtters are tho natural on
cmfcA Of mnn.
No. 3. Look ou. TOR rats.
No.4. Ia tic catcl,-basn stopped up7
No &. Do tho watcr-ppe freeze?
No q. IIas tho former tcnant paid vater.taz and
No. !. Docs tho bat1-.ub 1cak7
No. 8. Ia the cellnr c!ean and sweot7
No. 0. Ar0 tho was lamp9
No. IN. Aro tho hreplaces ahams?
No. II, Arc tho 1ua1telB fhl1ing7
No. ~. Who nyes next door?
No. IL. Cockroaches, etc., ctc., etc:
THE PLEASURES or TANNING.
But thero are othor qualifications which the
moving period brings to tho feminine mind.
uaying had tho rosy enjoyment of anticipation,
and the practical pleasure of selection, and Inv.
ing exhausted these, Bho now comes to tho third
experience, be4t of all, which aui1natcs her fancy,
tact, resource, and ingenuity, nil together: This
IL tie nest,mablo privilege Of pidnnsng. Hithor-
kept in practice in lilo dreaBmaking why. It haa
beon subjected to narrow scope, pleasant
enough but infinitely inferior to tho opportunity
now presented. To be able to mako square
| carpet lit round room. to find just aho fitting
place for tho picture, tho mirror, tho ornaments
to devise and invent. avoid and discover --theao
aro worthy mattora for the full uso of her in
| genioua faculties. Yes, they aro tireRorno DAYS,
but tl,oy full Of triumphs Of this kind. Alto.
gather, however, 1t il SEASON Of moro Joy thar
| much qualification in its awards to tic tact,
taste, and discretion. As was said at the ontset
| tho ladioa condemn 1t harshly, but enjoy it iu
mensoly. Do they not