The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-02
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Josh Billings on Dispapshe.~ .

'd'spcpt'c for'27 years and four Enoasha, ,ss
it would have been munni in inimiipoekessa5
If had becn.born. without any stnmsr
muck. II ,fs4 -,,s . ia st,,.s,.
have prayed upward Of one tl,oss ~
sand times to be on the inside like sp (.
ors'rIch or a travelling colporter. t,.,.,.
< have seen travelling colp,rtsss who,
could eat az. much az goose.
have seen goose eat till ssthsy
couldn't stand up any, moro, and chen : -
sit down aud eat sum, aud thsn lay down Own =
and eat sum, and then roll ovtsr+sn over ana }eaeA
sum mere. ''SSe' 7os saaRia9 eea
hive tried living on filtered waassr 81
aud going barefoot. for dispepshe, sadh
that didn't hit the spot o. n.D '5aaiIs1s'>
have soaked at water cure estabIisS at !
mcnts until was so Timber that kouldya If
not git myself backngain inside soGmiA
BAD Twin apparel. &-sa oag ;avHa 7ydaee .
bought saddle hoss once who A5sa 3sr
rot mp expressly to kure dispepshy--he:as,
was warranted to karc the dispcpshy in2
" ~ .'''c h2Hs''-f 81 g. P5ia ts +.
lie was warranted to trot haIder than i,
trip hammer, pull wusscr on a biz. i
stumble safer down hill than emmy othsey
hoss on the foot stull., o
rode the moss until waz all over o
jelly, then sold him bride and saddle -
and all for sixty eight dollers, and gsoat1 sa1 .
sued by the purchaser, and had to pay
him ninety dollars and sum senitts dana g
yes, bekauze the hosa had the sNimshy, > "a
a disease knu nothing about. s'S as SH'
The hoss and fxags kost me 420 do,
lers gold EEs-as sos pi3 a7rs
kontracted for eleven kords OF
hickory wood, kross grained, and as foil
of wrinkles az an old cows horn ana
saw ed away three months on it, and the
pile seemed to grow bigger every day.
Tfnally gave away the saw, and what
ssS, there was left to- o-sayc life, and
sat- sHssSraged, a square victim
to the vdtsas- - s. s = "; = TX
pnve lived .'aAgS sids, s..g| gsns
b"ol"d in the sailing food until twas as
well picked as number one salt mack
crcl 2
have iwelt at Saratoga and taken
i, the water Ii Ike mill race and still had
The dispapshec. -''ss 40 ''!R i9'1Ha
have walked two miles before break
fast and th.n EFT a slice ov dri toast and 90
haf the yielk ov a pullet's eg; and felt !"
ball the time az weak as kitten tha6 u
had just come out ov aifitt. syswsioG A
1, T have laid down moro than ,tvotis
thousand times, and rolled over toaoo asss
minute all nightSIongg, and gstupih shoH9s
morning like corpse, and there didn'aia
nothing seem all me amy whore uie
| particular! 'sao1sD siI4 40 Nai3GfE a;vIa'y
4 lshavc read whole libsrysoh thsatnni, Il
ndk and liver andiawhen il gotnthtu.iaa
knu CRATE deal less what wa. the taas,)
ter with me, than when i begun. .e.v "a
| i have drank whiskee with roots IN g.
enulfrto carry |of, sennyT bridge ior, saWg,
mill dam iu,the country. al s.ir,,js .js,
have worked opaa farm for mi yittsls,
'nd~boafd and dietoda on friidepork !ta apd agpSds
ri bred until j was thin as the ,sernon
ov,a seyyen days baptiss PREACHER 30 sS
I,havo dun all these things and ten
1 thousand ho1sa other things just as Tridiki95,0
and have got the old dispepshes yea,
just az natral and as thik az the ypimplos
"n II four year old goose. 'I'i1'i'f4 cas- Y
. tt yu sit a''gooa hold cova Thea dispep
he once you ktrat never loosa it sentire,
Is; il will cum Jarodad oncs.inia wnilo.
ikea host, ard if it don't skars. syu 60
mich az itsdiG3 once, and emakea you
tI'idk yuafe going toEdie to morrow,
It viii makoyou feel7just as sorry vsy.
Yours, JOSH BILLINGS.
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