The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1874-04-29

About this the the farmer boy
heealy appreci6Des good RAD or
board fence . both sides Of the
field.
Without having special reference
to Susan B., we should ike to know
"What is home without q mother. "
The longest word in the English
language is smiles. because there is
mile between the first and last
letters
A boy in St Louis swallowed
seven brass buttons, because an
other boy dared him TO. and is now
laid up for internal repairs
A missing man WAS lately adver.
tised for and described as having a
Roman nose. He won't be found.
Such a nose will never turn up.
4 st. Paul locomotive threw q
man one hundred and eighty feet
through q tressel work bridge and
didn't hurt him, which is another
recommendation for Western CHI
A Dubuque paper says Victoria
Woodruff is rich in wit, logic and
pathos, strong in argument and
pointed in applications, but she
doesn't pay her printing bills when
she can help it
We don't know any thing about
the Woodruff, regarding her print
ers' bills, but the ssWonderful child"
Tenne Clafflin, owes the Palladium
about $35 for advertising the won
derful curing power. That's all.
Did you execute this instrument
without fear or coinpulsion from
your husbands" blandly asked the
Judge. Fear! Compulsion, He
compel me! You don't know me,
Judge"
Johnny Rice, . Philadelphia boy,
aged IA, having written story
called the "Warf Rats" announced
to his fond parent a few days since
that he had gone to New York to
become an author
1t is also rumored that Senator |,
Schurz will, upon the expiration of
his term Of Office, accept the po-
sittion of editor in chief of q Ger
man newspaper in New York city, |
at salary of Sl0O00 per annum.
Scribner tells of q Frenchman
who left will, in which he be-
queathed his body to the Paris Gas
Company, for the purpose of being
placed in q glass retort He was
gas bag during his life, and in his |
death he desired to let his light
shine before men.
Nj. C. Ames Mary Clemmer, not |
the Senator thinks that Chief JUS
tice Waits face has an expression
strangely like Lincoln's." What
a weight she has taken off our
minds!
A new groupe Of fossil animals |
have been found in the miocene |,
beds of Wyoming, Colorado, Dakota
and Nebraska. Their pretty little |
name is brontotherium ingens.
Archbishop Purcell, of Cincinnati,
is the only surviving bishop of the !
Roman Catholic Church appointed
by Pope Gregory.
It is said that David 8. Gooding
was the chief instigator of the late
call, in the Indianapolis Sentinel;
for a farmers convention to inau-
gurate farmers party, and that !
he is ambitious to be the farmers
for Governor. Dave
would take the premium as the best /,
specimen of played out dema-
goguc' at any agricultural fair in
the State.
An exchange says: Compare
the publisher of q newspaper, who
hns to go all around the country to
collect his pay, to q farmer who /
sells his wheat on credit, and not
more than bnshel to any person
If any farmer will try the expert
ment Of distributing the proceeds
Of his labor over two or three coun-
ties, with an additional one or two
or three distant States, for one year,
we viii guarantee that he win never
after that years experience, ask
publisher to supply linn without
the pay for it."
The Comptroller of the Currency
informs the House of Represent
atives that on the Sd OF February
last he sent to the Committee on
and Currency, bill pro-
viding for Withdrawing $25, OO0, 900
Of national bank circulation from
the East and distributing it within
sixty days from the passage of the
act, in the West The chairman of
the committee laid the bill away in a
pigeon hole, forgot where he had
laid it, forgot that he had laid it
and forgot that he had
ever had it.