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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10

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~rena5paneeS erprobt bat uub auf eIner
baS Serbot9eleB Derbamnetoen Yldts
form 1teht! SSnoem oaS 8olf bon Otal>
iahuietts, baS friiber nit ungebeuren
Wtebrbeiten fir Die republifanil6e Yar>
tel Itin1mte, biesmal ben Oppolttton5>
mann 9aiton uno 5u9lei6 cine Dem Sc
trGnfenerbot fetublI6e @eieB9ebung ges
pd6lt bat, lit letne gauge btsDertge tn1ere
YOlitit bon tbnI reooluttonirt noroen.
Oieie frie6li6e, aber III I'M 10 itttli6ere
uro inteuigentere NeDolutton i'm alten
Yuritaneritaate bat ieoo6 cine 8eoeu>
tuns nett Iber bic 9ren3en ieneS Staas
ties btuauS. WfalladuiettS nut oerSoeen>
Tolerant fir ale SIiionGre III Den Ser.
Staatsn, fiir ale iene &out0pfe unb Be-
trigger, Die ben rDabren 6orti6ritt" III
elmer 3pangsgeieBgebnng erblidten,
Dmr9 tpet6e Die Wenlben genotbIgt tper@
ben lolteu, nab Der tprannilDen Mu0
beu1Isril6en S6ablone beS pertommeS
men Na9muAies Der alien B~uritauer 81
leben.
Snbem bas goIt pom MaIja@uTetts
ieBt lelDft oieie Sauatiter Mno 9eM6ler
Aus letnem Wtunpe auSlpeit", 3etgt eS
Dielelben oer lSelt gum eriten Wtale III
ibrer gfaGtbeit, Obmna@t uno 9aItIoiiSz
teit.
0as 8abIersebniB in .ieinem 9eiz
matbsitaate Walia6uletts lit Der gepalz
ttgite StoB, pel6en Der IT'D immsr lpteS
Der III Die Stats uMo GemeinDe>Ves
leBgebungen uuo IN bic Cages mno
Yartei= Yoltttt ein~ordnseube Rurttantsz
mus bis iebt erlitten bat.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10

Mit ernitbaftem Geii6te 81 Ieu9men,
6aB bteIe 9unoerte Don Den
Stimmen, tpel6e @b. y. Soripen I'M 3.
Gongrebbestrf erbalten bat, i6Ianttpeg
fur cash in hand" ertaut, ODER BON
Betri9eru abgegebeu poroen finb, Die
nt6t pabLberecbttgt tparen, oas betBt
9ieientgen. 81 tpelden man lprt6t, fir
bunlne Bltnbe ertlGren. Der Sttmmen>
fauf lit 10 often uno idamlos betrieben
tpor0en; baB nit gertnger WtIbe cine
Wfenge beelotgter !3eugenauslagen Der
unbel6oIteulten 8irger beisebraGt
tperoen t6nnen. Gte Grfauften ieIblt
baben lt6 in Dteten SGaen ib=
res vGerotenlte5" init elmer barmloieu
llnbefangenbeit gcribmt, mel6e benefit,
paB tie meoer bon Der S0impflt6fett,
NOD Don Der Strafbarfeit tbrer 9Gno=
lung cine flare 8oritelung baben. SIS
lit in Der 20. Naro borgefommen, baB
Sttmmgeber bart Dor Der Mablurne nit
elmer Qano etm Paar S5alerl@etne uno
nit Der anoern einen Sarueui6en
Ma6Isettel IN Gnpfang genommen bas
ben, ben fe bann iofort lnter Nuflt6t
oes &aMfers ab3ugeben batten. lleber
Die groben Gerll0Be gegen ben tlaren
BOrtlaut oeS 0eleBeS, tpelde bic Nb=
ftimmuug unb 3dbluug in l. 8eairt Der
20. MarD uugiIltig MAIDEN, lit f1om 9ez
ltsrn beri@tet tporoeu.
Oieie YorgGnge MAIDEN IS - fit ben
SAL, DaB Die amtli6e 3dbIung cine
tleire Wtebrbeit fir Jarpeu ergebeN
ioate - ui6t blob gum Jtebte, 1onoern
CUR Bflt0t bes berru sc Wtopne, Die
Witlttgteit Der gBabl au3ufe6ten. -
Genn es lit Die 9fli6t ieoeS Wtaunes.
melder oaS SDftem Der SoIfstpabl ni6t
in S3mub uno S9ma@ nntergeDen
lalIen mill, ben Betpeis al ~Iiefern, baB
o~ffenbarer S@ptnoel, 8etrug atno 8ez
1te6ung ui1t Den NmSoruG oes Bolts
pillens peridlf0en bari. IS pare trau@
rtg, tpenn lid &Dicago in otefer 3t3z
tilng ben 9tameI zines speiten Stem
Vorf ertuerben l0ute.
Die @bicasO Srtbune iagt aus N1s
LAB bet im SorltebeInen erluabnten Sore
gGnge:
nDie 9erpen6uug BON @eIo gum
Sttmmentani lift in Muisrcr Staot DON
siemli1 Meuem Datum, lit aber Jest Ieioer
cine unbeltreitbare2 batia6e... Cine nod
flagli@ere 3bGtia6e lit, oaB Elm 9roBer
She'll oes GolFs oieieU i6mla6uouen
Stimmenfauf itiIi9peigsno btHtgt, tn
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10

benz CT Die @ripd6Iuns zines Gon6ioaten
ais boIe Slbne fir Die sur Grrethun8
be5 3ipedeS %be9angenen Terbreben
geltcn lGBt. Die Geite6ung bet ber
8abl am borigen 9ienitag tparo IN
offenfter, gsraoeau prablertl9er Weile
eeibt. Seoernann, bon iDeI6em d1s
9enommen maro, baB CT GinfluB babe
llno Stimmen l6affeu Tonne, tparo auT'
eeiaet uno, tpenr Ct li6 fell 3etgte,
rei9lt9 nit @sIb fir it6 lelbif, tpie tir
ben Nnfauf Don SttmHen pertebeH. -
Gin einem @ablplaBe fam es por, DAB
eiue Nm3abl @Gbler ii6 tpei9erten, tbre
i3ettel ob3ugeben, tpenn ibnen Der aus
becuugeue Yrets nidt Doransbs5ablt
tpIroe. Na1Dem iie tbn empfan9eH,
traten iie nit benz gIeIoe III Der etneIt nro
benz !3etteI in Der al0ern 0auo an Die
BaDIurne.
YSir lenfen Sic 0ffentIt6e Nufmerfiam1
felt auf bic Hu6lOli9teit oIeler Serbre1
den gegen Die @eieuibaft, gegen oas
@eleb, gegen bic Goltsfreibeit. WeI7
den @ertb bat oa3 Wablre9t nod FUR
ben ebrli1en Burger, penn ieiH 0egler
ofeu am QSablplaBe fteben Mno ltb
Stimmen faufen fam =? WosW bic Utnbe
Wno Soften elmer Babl. penn Die Stims
mensdbler i6on i'm 8oraus 0atur be3ablt
iino, oaB ite cine Mebrbeit fir einen be-
lttminten @anbioaten beraus5Gblen ?
9tiGt psni8er ais 1000 Perlcnen mug
ten fir 0as, iDas fie an 9tenltag ge7
than, oem Strafgeiebe D%erfalen.
9tatilrIib tDtro oas ni1t gei6eben, 0eIll
-. i'm nahiten Sabre brau6t nan ie ia
1pte6er! uno 10 miro bic l%lntersrabung
Der Grunola9e %unierer StaatsfOrm nit
~nnsel9wGAten SrGftem fortgeieBt."
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10
Die GOn0reB= MnS StaatSs@ abGen
its SHjuOiS.

8ei 6en GonareBmabIen in Sutnots
bat Die Sppoiition itebeH bis a6t Stse
%getD0nnen.
Sm erften 8esirt lit Der Oppofttionss
mann @auIfelo %ge1DGblt. Sn Betreff
beS 3~tpeiten uno oritteu 8eatrfs finoet
bic omtIi6e 3abtIng crit nod itatt; es
unterliegt aber fetnem 3netfet, baB in
oieIen Se5irfen na6 NbSUg Der betrIge<
rtl9en Ssimmen Die Sppoiition5mdnner
6arriion uno Sc MtoDne getp6blt liub.
SIM nierten 8eSirf lit getpGblt Der Nes
publifaner 9urlbut, i'm 5. Der GepubI.
Bur6arb, i'm g.. Der Gepubl. 9enoeriOn,
i'm Z. ber Oppofitt0nsmanH Sampled,
i'm s. Der Hepubl. Sort, i'm 9. Der Nep.
M6tting, I'M 10. Der Sppoftionsmonn
Baglep, i'm IL. Der Opp. 8ite, i'm II.
Der Opp. Springsr, i'm -. Der Opp.
Stebenion, i'm IA. Der Rep. Gannon,
i'm Is. Der Opp. @ben, i'm IL. ser Opp.
Sparta, i'm II. Der Opp. Wlorrtion, i'm
Is. oer Opp. 9arBeu, i'm l9. Der Opp.
Mn0erlon.
lIeber Die .3uiammenieBung ser
Staatsgefebgebung giebt etn bsionoerer
Mrtifel NuflhluB.
Was Die Mablen BON Staatsbeamten
betrifft, 10 ltegt bas @elammtsrsebutB
nod nt6t Dor. 4ber es i6eint tetnem
!3peiiel mebr 3u unterlie9eM, oaB 6err
otter, Der 9emeinlame S6uIdefss Sanz
biDat Der SppoiitiOn unb Der nuabbGn7
sigeu (Baaernpartet) nit betrG@tIi6er
Wlebrbett eetpablt tit.
Isle Die GonsreBDabIen, 10 aeigen Die
Staatstpabl uno Die Staats9eleggez
b%un8swabl, baB oer Staat Suinois nit
oroBer @ntl6ieoeubeit ftp BON oer re-
p~ubIifanilhen Yartei, IOie lte ieBt lit,
lOSgeiagt bat.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10
SEE naGRs GOnsreS.

Die gmts3eit bes nd@iteH (Oierunbz
Disr.iglteD GOngrefies besinnt am nisrten
Us1rs nG0iten Sabre5; er tutrD aber ma
1IrIi9, tpenn mot Der untDabri6etnli9e
i5au 1etner @~inberufung 81 elmer aIBers
Oroentli6en 0iGt our6 ben YrdiioenteH
eintritt, crit i'm 9saenIber uG9iten Sab
res 3uiammentretsn.
OGttsl mir JeOoA cine pabrbGft par
Ianleltarii6e Regieruug, wie III Gugs
Iano ODER Bslgieu, 10 miiBte Der Praitz
bent Angeii6ts Der srOBarttgen Siege
Der SppoiitiOn BET ben 8abIen ms
0o[fsbaus Der MISUNDERSTANDING, fem
cabinet iebt obne SGumen entIafieu uno
sin neuteS @dbinet aus Tibrsrn Der OPP
petition 3niammenieben.
Der Bunoe5iennt miro 3tuar audi i'm
uGditen @omgreB nod repnbIitanii3
Ietn; aber er lit, 6G istn FerlonaI nnr
oumdbli3 ue6ielt, ard niDF Der uInits
tsIbars Mnsoyua osr &OifsmetnuHg. Bel
Bemsiiung ooer BeurtDeiInn8 Der lestez
zen tpninlI er niAt p,eI mebr III 8sfra9t
U!s pas eng!sl9s CbergaHs. 9O@ IL
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1874-11-10
cine @omme Dot Dem strafseri@t.

Bor Der Straffammer in Som
fano Gn Il. 0ttober Elm JtGds
ipieL sn Der SeLeioieungstlage oes Gas
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

The physician attending Chang
and Eng, the Siamese twins, in
their last sickness, declares that
the death of Eng was not caused
by any vital connection with Chang
through the ligament that united
them. There is, however, scarcely
o question that the igament con-
tanned an artery through which
blood circulated. It is therefore
to be presumed, DIR. Hollingsworth
to the contrary Notwithstanding,
that death found the connecting
artery o quick and sure avenue
from the chilling body of Chang to
the heart of Eng. It is reported
that DR.. Hollingsworth proposes
to sell the bodies for the purpose
of post-mortem examinations. It
is presumable that he believes if he
can overthrow the theory of vital
connection through the igament,
that the merchandise he proposes
to make of the bodies will bring a
high price. It is, however, q brutal
business, this trading in dead bod.
les. If science demands them, let
them be surrendered, but not for
money. It seems . pity, with the
fortune the twins must have accu-
mulated, that it is not enough to
keep their bodies from being turn
ed into merchandise. DR.. Hollings-
worth considers the remains worth
81O,OOO.-Inter. Ocean.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07


The Vevay Reville comes to the
aid Of the local press in the follow.
ing handsome style. The argument
is unanswerable:
Do the city papers say anything
in regard to your own county? Moth
ing. Do they contain notices of
your schools, churches, meetings,
improvements, and hundreds of 9th.
er local matters of interest, which
your home paper publishes' Not an
item. Do they ever say word cal
culated to draw attention to your
county and its numerous thriving
towns, and aid in their progress
and enterprise! Not a line. And
yet there are men who take such
contracted views of this matter, that
unless they are getting as many
square inches of reading matter in
their home papers as they do in q
city paper, they think they are not
getting the worth of their money.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

DR.. Abinus lsudal, of Vienna,
has made a curious calculation Of
the amount OF paper consumed in
all countries. According to him,
the Russian consumes / pound Of
paper per year; the Spaniard, II;
the Mexican and Central American,
2; the italian and Austrian, 81; the
Canadian Including all British
America], 81; the Frenchman, u;
the German, 8; the American, 81:
the Englishman, iii. DR.. Rudal
estimates the worlds paper pro-
duct of all kinds at 1,6OO, 900, 900
pounds per annum. The paper
import of the United Seates is Civ
en- at 5000, 900 pounds, the domes
tic manufacture at 374, ,000, 600.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07
sATns o ADvx.ras1sG.
excellent townsman. D. X. Zcller,
who is also engaged in teaching. Thus
it would appear that the people here

who is also engaged in teaching. Thus
it would appear that the people here
are drawing largely upon Wayne
county to raise their standard Of. ir-
telligence and morals. Itrejoiccd my
heart to find that good Old Wayne is
still in the vanguard Of education and
mcralreform. May she long continue
foremost in everything that tends to
elevate and bless mankindl
On the 18th I lectured in the NJ. L.
church at Owenville. to a very full
house. After the lecture some radi-
cal resolutions were passed.
At 2p. m. on the 10Th, / lectured
to full house At Hazelton, in Gibson
county. From thence ! proceeded
to Vincennes by rail, where / lectur-
I'd at s p. m. the same day. This.
meeting was grand triumph for the
cause of temperance. For years it
has been next to impossible to get !.
temperance meeting here As | came
down through Vincennes ten days age,
l had small meeting, but this time
Green's Opera House was nearly full.
holding about 800 persons. The great
est attention and enthusiasm prevail
ed. Thus it appears, that even Vim
cennes, where there has heretofore
been SO much whisky used under the
false idea that it will ward of chilis
and fever, is now aroused from its
lethargy on the temperance question.
And SO the good work goes on apace,
W. Il.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07
INDIANAPOLIS Is, February

The printers strike continues. The
Typographical Uuion have issued the
prospectus of twenty-eight column
paper called The Union, to be issued
morning and evening. The first num-
ber will appear this afternoon. The
intention is to enlarge its facilities SO
- to give employment to all the prin-
ters thrown out of employment.
The publishers are firm. The morn
ing papers published half sheets this
forenoon. The evening papers are ex-
pected to appear as usual. The
Union has passed a resolution dis
claiming all attempts to interfere with
the publishers, and no violence is ex-
nected.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07
A Little Job For The President.
from the Toledo Blade,

From the IOle0O BLADE.
Who would not be President? Just
think how nice it must be to be held
responsible for everything which goes
wrong under the sun. The following
postal card letter to the President
passed through the mails few days
ago. We give it in the writer's own
vernacular:
Mr.. GRANT: l put letter in the
post offs in this hear tone with a on
sent stamp on EFT. The man it was
writ two nefer git EFT. Crane the
Post NJ say it OF two hev 2 he say he
send it to Washington, if you ken find
lit tha1e and send lit to NEE you will
grateley obblige man ho vooted for
you twice.
PAT. r. L..
Hon Mr.. Grant Esq
President
Washington
N. Y.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07
RICHMOND,
John Middleton, "and I told Nancy
what I thought of it.

In far corner of the saloon,
smoking his pipe, sat old Paul
Nettleby-a man who had no sense
of propriety, and who was very
much in the habit of putting his
oar in where it was not needed,
and who would persist in saying
things which were not always pleas
ant.
.'Boys" said he, syou havn't men
toned the price of beer and cigars"
The young men looked at him
Indignantly. But their looks did
not deter him. He was case hard
ened.
"You've estimated the cost of
beef, and eggs, and butter and
milk; but you haven touched upon
the beer and tobacco. Go the
whole hog while>you are about it.
Milk eight cents quart and beer
ten cents half pint. Take into
| account the froth upon the top of
each glass, and you pay about fifty
cents q quart for beer. It's all
right enough for them that can
| afford it; but I would not be afraid
to bet the price of years milk
score, with the cost of beef and
eggs thrown in, that you don't any
of you complain to your wives
about the price of beer"
They treated the old rascal with
silent contempt as he deserved; and
shortly afterward they left the So
loon. Ben Broadsides had evident
ly contemplated paying for another
drink of beer all round, but he did
not do it.
That evening Nancy asked John
if she should hereafter limit their
milk to quart day.
"Get just what milk you want
and I'll make it come out right
somehow"
He spoke so cheerfully and 80
heartily that Nancy asked no ques-
tions. And if she had asked, she
would have got no lucid answer,
for John would not have explained.
( But just one month later the
explanation came. John Middleton
paid the milk bill, with all it's eek
/ ira quarts without a groan. He
, even did it with smile OF satisfac-
, ton. His wife was amazed. He
saw amazement in her look.
3 'sIt's all right" said he. GIVE
. saved three times the amount in
. another way"
s.How?'
, "Tve cut off my beer"
< "And that's why you've been &C
. bright, and cheerful, and happy:
, and have spent so many evenings
8 home! 0, bless you, John! and she
!. kissed him rapturously.
3 Mercy! What a revelation! Thi'
was something of which John Nib
8 bleton had not thought; but h
o thought of it now, and saw it al
very plainly. He had more thar
a moneys something far more pre-
;. cious and more enduring.
9 Never mind how join NibbletoI
/. prospers to-day: but you, my deal
a young man, who are inclined t.
fret over the expense of lux,lrie
}. for your child-have you ever pu
8 them into the scale against bee
e and tobaccoi
If economy demands sacrifice
= or if your burden calls for groar
70 which shall be the object thereof
q the milk or the beer.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

The area which the National
Geological Survey proposes to ex-
plore the coming season embraces
San Juan mining district, which is
attracting 30 much popular interest.
This region has just been given up
to tho Government by the Indians.
It is the purpose Of the Survey to
make . most careful examination OF
this entire region as q portion OF
next summers lhbors. Special at
tention will be given to the mineral
and agricultural resources of this
section.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

Mrs. Jane T. Hendricks, widow
Of the late Major John Hendricks,
and mother Of Governor Thomos
A. Hendricks, died at Indianapolis
Jan. 80, ct he residence of her SON.
in.law, Dr. Window Price. Mrs.
Hendricks had attained the ripe
old age Of eighty years.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07
From the Inier-Ccoan.
SECESSION AMONG CHANGERS.


An Iowa Grange Formally witf,-
draws from Membership witt, tire
State and National Organizations.
WEBSTER CITY, Iowa, Jan. %, lo.'.
At last the differences among the
Patrons of Husbandry in this
Hamilton County, have culmin:s
ted, in the withdrawll af Marion
Grange No. 391, and the severing
of it's connection with the State
and National Oranges. It is IN
necessary to detail all the causes
which have induced this action.
The members believe and declare
that they have been subjected 20
impositions, and that the machinery
of the order as now constituted is
useless as well as too expensive.
It is rumored that other CHANGES
in this neighborhood are consider
ing the propriety of also withdraw
ing. It is said that one of the
principal causes for dissatisfaction
is the effort to drag the oranges
away from the original objects of
their organization and into politics.
The members Of Marion Grange
believe that the State and National
Oranges are being used not to ben
eft all farmers as class, but for
the gain of q few individuals, who
wish to live on salaries paid by the
farmers money, and, in some in
stances, to palm off upon them
worthless patents for agricultural
machinery at enormous prices.
The following are the resolutions:
| Resolved, That the Iowa State
Grange, though pretending to be q
more popular body, is character
lied by the same autocratic organ
ization and assumption of power
whose features are always obnox-
ious and intolerably offensive to
freedom and justice.
| Resolved, That the experience OF
Marion Grange, No. 391, in the
Order of Patrons of Husbandry, is
q history Of repeated wrongs,
frauds, and insults, inflicted upon
it by those claiming and exercising
the highest authority, and of inso-
lent assumption and high handed
usurpations, dating from its first
organization, when It was swindled
by State deputy, up to the recent
attempted imposture by the State
Master himself.
Resolved, That the members Of
Marion Grange conclude, from ex-
perience and reflection, that farm.
ers can combine and perfect an
organization for their benefit, ike
the Farmers Association of Illinois,
for instance, more effective than
that Of the Order of Patrons of
HusbaRdry, which shall possess
fundamental laws more in harmony
with the genius of our republican
institutions, and which can be
maintained at a greatly reduced
cost; in short, that farmers can get
along much better without than
with the present pretentious, ex
travigant, and vicious government
of the order.
Resolved, That Marion Grange.
No. 391. is, and ought to be, free
and independent of the Iowa State
Grange and the National Grange,
and that its connection with said
grange is, and ought to be, dissolv
ed. ~ W. III S.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

10 Park Row, New York,

Are agents for the Richmond Palladium In
that city, and are authorized TO contract for
inoerting advertisements for Us at lowest
cash rates. Advertisers in that city are re-
0ueGted to leave favors with them. 81
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

' The.:new rolling mills of Terre
Haute will commence operations Mon.
day next.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

The County Clerk Of Clarke county
is the tallest oi6cer in the State.
The Richmond palladium., 1874-02-07

A dispatch from Omaha says that
1,5O0 cars, loaded with California wool
passed through that city last week.
The wool market is reported favor.
able for sellers.
The difference in natures was we'll
illustrated at the depot this morning.
Two sisters met. 'Oh, my dear sisterl'
said one, exhaustedly, as they embra-
ced. You've been eating onions, y
said the other, calmly and fearless
".
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-09

Well, l noticed one wolf separate han
self from the pack, and trying to-slink
away. He bad his sail between his legs
jest like dog when he's beaten, and
had cowcd lo,k, Us If he were ashamed
and afeared like. All at oncet, he made
spring out of the barn, but the rest of
the pack was after him like liyhtnin'
Squire, concluded the Yankee, lay
ing his hand imprcssively OH my sce We,
you mny. believe it or not, jest as you
please; but beyond some hi lie and hairs
they didn't leave piece of that ere
wolf as big as my hand. He was the
scout us give the signal to the others,
and they devoured him out Of hunger
and. revouge, cause they coul.ln't get
me.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-09

till thought in my soul sonothin' tor
rible was the matter with his inards
his vitals; and that flustere3 and skeer
ed me so, that / burst out cryin.'
Satirr NE doatfat he creaked worse
than ever, aud that made me cry har
der; aud the harder 1 cried the harder
he cracked, till Of q suddsp 1t ca1no- to
me that it was RoLhiH but'his gallswses;
and then burst out laughiu fit to
kill myself, right in his face. And
then he jumped up and run out of the
house mad as fire; and he amt comm
back no more. Boo, boo, uhoo boo boo
ho,.' 2sasl JET
Met ldy,' says the old woman stern
ly stop sniv'lin. You have male All
everlasting fool of yourself, but pour
cake amt all dough yet. 1t all comes
of them no count, fashionable sto' gal
lowscs-spenders I believe they call
EN-. Never mind honey! I'll send
Johnny, and tell him how it happened
'poloEize to him, aud knit hun q rea
nice pair Of yarn gallowses, jest like
your pas and they never do croak.
Yes ma, said Matilda, Frightening
up, but let me knit EN-
80 you shall, honey; bell valley
them more than if knit 'em It'll a be all
right You mind if it won't
Sure enough it proved to be all right
Tidy and Johnny were married, and
Johnny's galloMses never creaked any
more.
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An Invited Nose.

At one Of the fashionable dcmi
Ercn' h reunions, not long since little
scene occurred which amused the few
who witnessed it. About ten o'clock a
monsieur entered, very correct in his
getting up, unexccp,ionablc in his
dcmcanor, Of fine figure altogether an
accomplished gentleman, but scntlc
man gifted with very consilera BILE
nassal organ. The old proverb says.
a urge nose never spoilel IL hunl.o nc
face, and the stranger justified tho pro
verb
Advancing to the mistress of the
house, he made the formal revere nee
which ceremony requires on Il lilst visit
then taking more familiar t,no, he
said 1t has been very happy to accept
your invitation madame; an honor Of
which IL is quite unworthy
This was said in low voice, hut 50
distinctly articulatod taat it could ba
understood by those who stood near
The lady who, though very distin
guished 'person, is somewhat timil, bo
cause still young, was som what ehbAr
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1874-05-09
a Warming to Lovers.

'Metilly, YOU are tic most good for
nothin', trhe, on lacious, contrary
piece that ever lived
oh ma : SOL bed Matilda, Il coull
not help myself:--'l.sd coull noo
Couldn't help yourself? That's n
pretty way to talk! Amt no nice
young man p
Yes M
Got money!
'Ycs'm'
And good kiniolks?
Yes M
And love, you to distraction?'
'Yesm'
We'll in the name of common
sense what did you o,nl him home
for 2
We'll, ina if must tell the truth h !,
| must, spose, though I'd rather die.
You rec, ma, when he f,tched his cheer
up close to mine, and kotchod holt Of
my hand and squez aud drapt on his
knees; then it was that his eyes rolled
and he began breathin' hard, aud his
gAllowses kept a creaking and a oraokin,