Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1874-11-27
G1eanings.

There are many who can't read who
know A bee sees.
Early to bed and early to rise will all
be in vain if you don't advertise.
A common suer-A lawyer p S.-He
is likely to be a drain to his client
Brigham Young is dangerously i'll, and
his wife feels very bad about it.
Peter II, of Brazil, is said to be the rich
est monarch in the world, and there are
many who would ike to be Peter two.
No man can read about all these burg
laries without a determination to have his
wife sleep Oh the front side of the bed.
y Milwaukee paper says: 'What is
wanted in Kansas is more telegraph poles,
or stronger ones. The average pole holds
only about four horse thieves comfort
ably"
In Japan the law requires that, when Il
person cuts down IL tree, he shall plant one
in its place. In this way the supply of
wood is kept up George Washington owes
his country tree.
Harry, after looking on while his new
little sister cried at being washed and
dressed the other day, turned away, saw
ing, II she screamed like that in heaven
! don't wonder they sent her away"
The Detroit Free Press SAYS: "One Of
the lneancst little things on earth is to
throw small watermelon and hit polit
lcal speaker in the pit of the stomach lust
as he is explaining the Dred Scott deci
sion
Said Detroit lady to small boy
whom she found or ing in the street, the
other day "Will you stop crying if give
you penny No" said he; but if
you'll make it two cents, I'll stop if it kills
me"
rcnder-hearted persons who have read
of the fierce raids Of Texan steers through
the streets Of st. Louis, will be pleased to
learn from the market reports that there
is a better feeling in Texas cattle"
Henry Eurc and his mother-in-law, Mrs.
wood, WHO recently gained notarietv by
running OH together from Portsmouth.
Virginia, having got clear of the courts,
have cloped second time. Henry Eurea a
fool
Some man in Boston publishes paper
called The hinqdom Of Heaceu, for seven
ty-five cents year. OF course it is n bo.
gus affair The genuine Kingdom of
Heaven can be had without money and
without price.
\ Wcstc,n man set fire to the prairie for
fnn, but after he had run seven miles and
chmtd tree, with his pants about all
burned oil, he concluded the sport was a
lttlc too violent exercise to be INDUCED
'''>N - 9 '''o'''''e
y little Bridgeport shaver who wanted
TO he d good hoy, was told by his mother
to pray. lie said he had prayed. but he
didn't get good. He was told to keen ON
pra. ing. bat, said lie, Il don't want TO
keep teasing Him all the while"
lhe tact that General Bcauregar,i has
been made president of base ball club is
bringing him prominently into public no.
tiee. One exchange says He will now
probably not accept the position offered in
the Argentine Republic
Tho forian.;, ..,
tombstone in Thompson, Conn: Here
lies the body of Johnathan Richardson
who never sacrificed his reason
ut the alter of supersttion's rod, and who
never believed that Jonah swallowed :,
whale
I, ,to ,;,,o
- - "oiiicS i"i tle cNplana-
shall be glad to know why the Young man
who remarks on leaving church. Il can
preach better sermon than that myself "
is content to wear out his life over a conn
tel at 500 a month.
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u,a 80 go "sN'u' ~ one curious IN
',iV I''uS.s VI 'AihSs, why tWo-thlrds of
gives it as his opinion that it may he ..bo.
cause the forces of nature have been di-
veltcl from the scalp to the cultvatiop of
supernatural check"
m, .,,...-,
~ ii''',,''spi =, oi country theater, peep
'''' I'll ,.'iA> octMeen acts was
turning to the promplcr, where is the
audicnce?' He lust steppcd ont N pet =
mug of beer, WAS the brief reply.
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;..a. ~. ''i' ''so ioi'ei"i young min-
la.,a. ~ i'i 'iie N"nilloal Is
1I 't',,,'oii''! oh arriving atthe
~: 100 VI t'i> to"'neH 'l,c natives weighed
nm "i1' V"' SILVER OH MS leg as sam
and is now the travelling AGE for !, c;r'
Gus.
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.. Ai 'il'.'pie 'i'iAeil oi burlington called
>,,,.I.,t.1 t'.-,.>i' ~, "i,o was dangerously Ill.
-s W. :! " iVn'N pair Oh boots IN the
'o'''' " 'i'o III ''i'u' 'iie VISITOR trled them
much sympathy he remarked. IS Sunnos.
ing the worst to happen. I'll take thnsa
boots
,.
lo".n "sNeu r PERMISSION OF his moth
~ y W u"li, ohe 'ola nm 1t was
- ia. ~. ioi ,'''ie ,'oss' "hy, mother,
e'i' y" ''"V' i".iiei 20 10 oailS when
70" were young Yes, but we have
"Well, mother" exclaimed the SON 81
want to see the follv of it. too
, ~
>o''uq"' ~ ,eAas pefWeeh tour
's' "i',' q n'.''.I NY ifehu, why Is 1t
80. - '''is oouh''! 'iiihks IL heces-
Wan 't'.'s one 81, y! 'Wo ', IrVoi'ers' re
,' i"',se'' s"ia 'ie ieAah you
.:i'"Sn' ""'.i "louho mere Sood long
you DO want pistol in this country Won
want il bad"