Huntington advertiser. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1874-1921, 1874-11-12
Varieties Of An Kinda
A revolver-the earth.
A health lih-the elevator.

A shocking scene-herOsene.
Go to work should be all the 60.
Hop merchants-Dancing masters.
1t is never too late to marry or TO
mend.
A wife's secret-Her opinion OF
her husband.
An era unknown 10 women-The
middle ages.
Lager-rythms-The songs Of Ger
man students.
There is never a scarcity OF tho
small potato crop.
Where to go when short Of money
Go to work.
The earliest participants iu the fall
trade-Adam and Eve.
Dental science Is called Tooth
as a fine art
Speaking of a nations Wards, Ar
temus was one of them.
A woman in New York docs q
thriving business ss bill poster.
There are now thirty eight women
preachers in the United States.
In Missouri, after 1876, every vo-
ter must be able to read and write.
The date for Florida is 1880.
Henry Clay describes n mule as
AN animal that has no pride of an
cestry and no hope of posterity."
The King of the Sandwich Islands
will arrive at San Francisco by tho
Benicia about the last of this month.
A Milford clergyman's theme was
"Thieves," and while he was preach
ing some of them stole the whips
from the unmatched wagons Of the
worshippers.
Exciting wildcat hunts are not rare
in some parts of Massachusetts,. Near
Weymouth a wounded cat fought OH
three dogs, and scored a hunter with
some deep scratches.
An editorial notice Of a womans
grocery store reads as follows: Her
tomatoes are as red as her own cheeks;
her indigo is as blue as her own eyes,
and her pepper as hot as her own tenn
per-
BENJAMIN Barrett OF Thompsonville.
Conn is an anti railroad man. he
was sent to jail for evading the pay
ment of fare, and he got out only
to get in again for half killinga con
ductor.
The salary of s4O,OO paid to Pres
ident Jewett, Of the Erie Railway,
is the lal gest paid to any railroad OF
fetal in the United States, md, it
is believed, larger than any paid to
any railroad officer in the world.
Many stories are told of the innate
cruelty of Latin, who is under arrest
for numbering girl in Bridgeport.
lie is said to have cut off the paws
of dogs and applied turpentine to the
stump. for the pleasure Of torture
For some years church property
has been exempt in the District of
Columbia ; but it has now been as
sessed at its market value, 81 ,5Sl. 600
and will hereafter be taxed the sam"
as other real estate, namely, three
per cent.
Two truckmen moved the traps of
a physician in Lowell. and drank
heartily from what looFed like bot
tie of claret. The fluid was paregor'
ic. however, and the drinkers stretch
ed themselves out on their wagons
and slept sleep that Tor ten hours
knew no waking.
Mr.. Martin of Boston got divorce
from his wife, and on the rame day
married another woman. The next
day Judge set aside the divorce as
illegal. and the Second marriage was
consequently void. Thus Mr.. Martin
has a wife he can't get rid Of, aud
wants one that he can't have.
In one of the Paris prisons a con.
vict, who for good behavior wa CIV
en- some liberty and waited on more
privileged prisoners, requested one OF
these, as great favor, to procure
him pack OF cards. "What do you
want cards for? "Why, my fingers
by so many weeks of idleness will be
quite out of practice, and when |
leave the prison | won't be able to
earn my living
An erring husband who had ex-
hausted all ex plantations for late hours,
and had no apology ready. recently
slipped into the house about ] O'Clock,
very softly, denuded himself gently
and began rocking the cradle by the
bedside as if he had been awakened
out of a sound sleep by iDfantile cries.
He had rocked away for FIVE minutes,
when Mary Jane, who had silently
observed the whole maneuver, said'
Come to bed. you fool, youl the
baby amt there
Senator Carpenter, Of Wisconsln'
has been lying i'll at kenosha snce
Sunday last. On the Saturday pre-
vious he spoke in that place, although
he was already suffering from car
buncle on the back OF the head. on
Monday the abscess was lanced, but
without favorable results. oh
Wednesday he grew worse, and Mrs.
Carpenter and his friend I. :. Mur-
phy were telegraphed for, and went