The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1874-06-22

ou the modern ornith0loG ssts nav cssi a1 ~
dared 70. and hav not yet more tnnn ,o.lo
half developed biz usephulness ana hlz Aus-
sldness combined. 80, 80
teriay on the levee, In front oy tne Monoh.
rahela House, who had konkluded not "
draw tun and a half ov koke up the NIL.
never saw quadriped take more coax
ing and Rubbing In the same length ov tune,
TO saw nothing about the dammlng, anu OF,
tered to bet bstanGer dollars That Tue
mule would finally win, and he did WIN, ZOE
the driver had to dump the coal out
Just as soon AZ the coal was dumpt OUT
that fertile and festive kuss began TO XIX,
and Ia three minutes he had that coal KARI
all worked mp into kindlins WOOD ana "ent
flciug up the levee into the city vain the
| remains oy the harness fluttcring about MN
like a clothes line filled with MONDAYS WASH
and famed bi the breth ov sisfl nolth-
/ wester.
shouted, "Bully Cor the mule" and
| severrl of the bis,anders lookt daggers a'f'
skalpiag knives ut me. M, motto MS
allwuss been, and will continue on TO DC
-'May the best man VIM 1 DON'T care
whether the bistandcrs like it or NOT.
Thar is only one thing more contrary, anu
lnt the same time more piucky than the m@te
and he is the swine. Iu Kant convince
1swine that they are 1rong--or rISht eithcr
Monday morning / left PlttsOursh 'ol
!kit;anning, bi the Allegheny valley raie
rode.
was invited to deliver lektur at this
Mace. The title ov the lektur was Buty
and the Beast and l am Wiling 10 aolnl
THAT the title liz about all tllarc IL on tht
; lektur. | don't never urge or ADVISE enn.
one TO invite me to their city to lcktur bu
if thew do, want to hay them pay me TIT
nrice of the lektur, and then abuze nc az
mulch az They rleaze.
Tbare liz so mulch nonsense in one oy m
lek,urs that the common mind kant awuS
average it. II takes cddlkashun TO shoulder
a Iektur that iZ nonsense on the outside.
These remarks would look like vanity II
suu folks, but they will pass for Wisdum IL
me.
} The Alleshaney Valley mlerode haz beer
/ called bi sum smart cuSs the valley on
Deth." from = Sporiive way they har oI
: iumpinr their kars eff from the track about
twice a week reolar, and drowning the IN
T mates in the river But am more than hat
inclined to think That this title for the road /:
too mulch. for made the trip TO hlttannlns
} and back. and saved mi life in the opela>hun
| must say, Tor the konsolaShun ov those "hC
travel TO see the butys OF natur. that the
train | took from Pittsburgh to kittanning
affords the toorista big advantage tor study
irg the lay on the land, and for reading the
sishnS oA the diipr!nt groccryS; Tor, while
the distance is only forty miles, we made
forty-siX full stops and nine pauzcS, 10 lei
passengers cit oph and on.
Htlannin. liz blcSt with about thousand
inhabitants, aud all the people seemed happy
bekauSe they waz bizzy.
| Sulnthing to do and willingness to do it
il the principal plank in human happiness
> no,isSed one thing that pleaZed me much:
all the dogs met in the street gave me the
whole OF the sidewalk and WagSed their tails
when they passed me into the bargain.
This speaks volumes, for wherever yer
| find the dogs good naturea yer will find their
| owners kind and polite.
| icktured on "Specimen Bricks in the
courthouse 10 congrcgasEun of about
500, and was pleased TO see that they lis
tened.
| | had rather make q man listen than to
make him lati. for he may remember what he
listens TO. and liz too often more than hall
ashamed ut what he laiiS ut.
| This aint the fault Of humor, it IL only its
| misfortune.