The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-06-18
FACTS AND FANCIES.

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A Delaware obituary " His hat
wasn't always cooked over the left ear,
but he didn't owe n butcher in town.
There is woman in Iowa who has
buried seven husbands, and rattlesnakes
won't bite her.
A costly monument has been placed
by the widow of James Fisk, Jr., over
his remains at Brattleboro, Vermont.
A mother advised her daughter to
oil her hair, and tainted flat away when
that damsel replied, con, no, ma 1t
spois the gentlemen's vests
-Ayouug lady wNutsto know whether
girl may be sure man loves her un-
utterably when he sits i'll her presence
for au hour without speaking.
"A teacher asked m advanced school
girl why beer in French was feminine
She replied that it was probably owing
to the fact that the boys liked it so
| we'll
A hen at Carlisle, Pa, has laid nine
eggs with shells that are perfectly
black, the hen being of the Dark
Brahma variety. Evidently clVll
rights fowl.
In Switzerland there is law which
compels every newly-married couple to
plant six trees immediately after the
ceremony, and two on thu birth OF every
child. Birch
Dried tongue, is the answer which
minister, lust going out to exchange,
gave some one who asked him what he
had IN his carpet-bag (which contained
seven sermons.
Elder sister" Mamma, do come
here aud see to Alfred. He's got the
urn off the mantcl, and spilled some OF
grandmamma ON the rug, and IS mixing
the rest of her mp with INK,
A curiosity is shortly to be placed
in the ordnance museum at Washington,
consisting of federal and confederate
| bullet impacted in the mir, which WAS
= picked up before Petersburg in lSbl'
= A western editor thinks that the
habit of carrying tobacco in the pistol
nucknt is a bad one. To meet man on
a lonely road and see him reach Tor ms
. tobacco box suggests unpleasant poS9l-
y bilities.
', The time has come when the wear
L l,,,..t fa.kfH 4 n
t cr OF the s'NtchoN l'ur" oo,,. .,,;,,ns ~
t his char and goes lor'n' U''co',''ot'' w.,
=. the fact that the lower portion OF ms
garment retains the position when IL
=. acquired while he was seated.
/ A little boy of FIVE years, dressed
y in his first sack coa', SIooI le"l'nE IlIa
y against his mothers Knee, !, NNLriT"' 'I,, i',1
e said he, after pause t,,,, W''T wSantoJ m a
r put tais TO Vhle ''I' .,,,, "|,v ,c,rs " There
4 tail cont theae goo" ni'''S
d was silence lor SI"C'
e. my dear boy H@d Il ION" "ullU
y to very fast-liyiug nephew, 'o'h you you
~ know that in leading III = ltr'E,'''t =, ~ :;
Il YOU are shortening your Gays II -
H. quite rohSlple ,",' '','' i,,l. hnu.
Lha ing my days 3HI ,,cn @ 'oom ono, NV" rr",y
Nv lenGthen my h'5i'A' was WV ~'''' ! -
Remember that appearances %i'
often deceivinG. Many " Pa'ei t tnll
Young lady will eat more cofheu zee
H. than carpenter. Because you .iut !.
: . her playing the piano IN the P"rlor !,
re is no sign that her mother is not at
a., n the corner grocery running IN oeo'
III for peck OF potatoes
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70. worse poem entitled I" We kissed eaci
,r. otb.r bv the sea" "Well, what of 1t :
n asks western journalist " the seaside
'es 10 No better for such practice than an,
\r- other locality. In fact, we haye pun u
ol. some sweet work Of that KIND on ,u'
in towpath of canal in our time, pUt oi'
ice not saw ANYTHING about 1t III PRINT
in c",,o ana eovs if we would shov
of orr.nIves really GOOD to our daughter
de ,sr,o ,nnst bn generous to them in
ith trner sense than that Of hanging trlnt
her "" ON thrir nocks." No wo ds coul
or. T I," ,,.a va sa,e;hlr Nine girls ont
eks tor would rather have Il camels ha
, in shavi tLon q necklace. Parents shOu
or- .nn,or,hor this
rest I'll, or rrol;sh woman
nin- orI,;,ot;on NOWADAYS wears her CARTE
Tho below her hheoSI ,i,., Lonoath the mn
ond oil the leS SlLhA 'hot. ;,, ali fret NJ
ted cIes anu y'rIcoSo fVi" i've 6cort NAV
and tsom P@' pm NV q tight garter in Il
i'm irouS"U I,o pn When If is fasten,
and hb Mionb .I,n lnoc oll this pain aud Il
| of Hoosu v',u MN, ho avoided
of 'o' '",'' i""' ,,a,,,. so,,s that seyc
den a DrGsue,' 81, p%%p p%pvr been made du
red Teen SNPeit'iG,," ,'c,. with inyariab
w., success. in the hospitals OF tiiaV G''>,
ioa infuse lambs blood into the NUM-
o"t subject. In the first case trieu thc +
Lat Lnt tent had long suffered IRON puImot"I m'ot
i,a. ,;.a, diseases, and the immedlate ehecU
s tta' the operation was to raiSe we puIii
to and impart sense OF 6re"'e' 70
On A correspondent wants TO kho" II
irst is true that the human body has se''
'sno million rores. The Brooklyn Arsti
liz, after porjug over the question, saS'
ii'p. ,srio Iost time we counted them thel