The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1874-07-14
Sense and enopsense.

SSstSS dsNs eSSHVSs'taS.
Green Bay has decided that widow.
r ought to mourn at least three weeks
before shying around for second wife.
A Cuban dollar is now worth only
thirteen cents, but they keep on calling
t dollar just for the fun of the thing.
Sunday School teacher-"Next Sun
lay we'll have the death Of Moses -
Oyerjoyed pupil-"Then he did die at
asst.
Mr.. Whiskey fell into a Wisconsin
pond and was drowned He thought a
little water would improve him, but il
didn't. 1919 nfa Yra s
Excursion tickets to participate in
the festivities attending the execution
sf Jir<Dsvis, ,'aare advertised at half
price in Texas.
The Peoria woman who wanted to
throw herself into her husbands grave
q few months ago has Just married a
lightning-rod man. I'd. 10 faaaF
''For young woman to begin to pick
lint off young mans coat collar" lis
said to be the first symptom that the
young man is in peril.
Mr. II. P. McGrath, when asked re
Gently at what figure hewas willing to
sell Tom Bowling, answered, "SlO0, 900
in gold; not a dollar less" VI ms +,
White lace scarfs are being introdu-
ced in lieu of the long, black oues now
worn, They are cooler looking than
the black ones. and are shorter.
1t is said that twenty seven children
we're recently born within twenty-four
hours at Enterprise, Mo. ''Enter-prise, !"
well we should say SO, love. r..;es
Slippers are worn much lower than
the high Marie Antoinette shape In
stead of the heavy velvet rosettes for.
merly used, they are lightly trimmed
with ribbon and lace. l.-c~s, 7.fT,oaaa'
A Missourian wheeled his wife, who
is a cripple, three milesito see d funeral
The poor lady said it was the first days
real enjoyment she had seen for seven
years, -, .,..r-,
Kansas ladies so far ignore the Stern.
er sex as to go to picnics all by them
selves They are rather particular, how
ever, to state exactly when they're 60
ing, where they're going anl the best
way to get there. t,., .,
A peddler calling on an old lady t.
dispose of some goods inquired of hel
if She could tell him of any road OF
which no peddler had travelled. a1es,'
replied she,' 81 know of one, and that's
the road to heaven" i'm a~-;s f,.l
A cremation epitsph: ,es7
Sarah Amanda was her name.
She, lived and died without SANDER;
Had she survived the funeral fame
z She would have been Sal Amanda. not
Some ST the Western papers are run
ming Chicago on tue size OF her ladies
feet, and now the st. Louis Demoera
says: "When a Chicago man. takes +,
young womaa out riding he doesn'
need dash board. Her foot answer,
every purpose"
Some women in San Fracisco be
came convinced of the physical value
of athletic exercises, and established {
gymnasium, with all tbe usual arpli
ances. Thus far, one limb and two
arms have been broken, and the sprain
and bruises have not been counted.
An old lady in Massachusetts,, being
informed that dam above the villag,
where she lived was likely to give way
Immediately wished for pair of clear
white stockings, saying In explanation
that she once saw,a woman struggling
in the water, and that she foated fee
upward. .a.,,,q..o.-.-
Chief Justice Waite has bought /;
large lot. 100 feet front, on Rhode Is
land avenue, in Washington, Hof Attor
ney General Williams, and adjoining
the latier's fine property. The Chic
Justice proposes. to build a ,handsom
residence on the same as soon as pos
sible ---''i '
Ladies are now wearing the larges
of sleeve buttons of metal, and the
prefer them of the ball shape. The
hang from the cuff and are supplement
ted at the end by long shanks ,whic
keep them in place No real gold one
are so made, but all kinds Of oxydize
steel, bone, jet, and limitations gold ar
seen - srn s.sa .a7als73i' II
/ Women's thoughts are ever turne
upon appearing amiable to the ,othe
sex i; they talk and move and smile. wit
a design upon US. Every feature Z
their faces, every part Of their dress
filled with snares' and allurements.-
There would be no such animals a
i prudes and coquettes in the world wer
there not such an animal as msn--4o
olson - ''''
/ Bonnets to match the dress are nov
laltogether used, and ladies who desir
10 be fashionable, and be at the sam
time economical, pu chase white an
black chip hat and all kinds Of movabl
trimmings, SO that at moments nc
tice they may arrange the hat for tn
!suit to be worn. Feathers and flower
and foulard scarf are about all that i
required. taff
Five years ago Miss Gaylord, of Bos
ton, and her sister started from Denve
in their own carriage on a wonderfu
Journey of $4,000 miles, which havin,
accomplished, they have returned t
that city safe and sound They hav
visited every camp, settlement, villag
and city in the Western territories an;
on the Pacific coast Miss Gaylor,
now starts for Australia, where she vii
spend the next two years in simila
exploration journey.
Wintermute has been sentenced t
ten years Imprisonment in the low
penitentiary, motion for a new tra
having been refused. The circumstan
ces attending the McCook murder ar
still fresh in the minds of the public
so fresh, indeed, that this Judgment up
on the murderer will not be dispute
on the score of justice. Either a heavie
or lighter punishment would not hay
given so general satisfaction.
A countryman with his bride stoppe
at Troy hotel the other day. AT dir
ner, when the waiter presented a bill c
fare, the Young man inquired, What