The herald and mail. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 1873-188?, 1874-08-21
FAcTs AND FANcIEs.

ing business IN America.
As soon as the few colleges now
holding out shall Join the regattns,
thcie will be no country like Amsrica
for young man to get an education.
When a Chicago woman feels par
ticularly spiteful toward mankind, she
-sleefa- With her feet out of the window,
SO as to prcvsRt people from seeing tho
comet.
A Kansas school ma'am wOuldnt
dismiss school to let the scholars see q
circus procession go by, and the Doara
of trustees have secured teacher VINO
isn't 80 stuck up.
"A Wisconsin man has just been par
doned, after seven years service IN the
nenitentiary, it having been aseertained
That he did not commit the murder OF
which he was accused.
Mr.. Splrgeon, in his Sword and
Trowel, acknowledges the receips q
Letter Informing him that the gout was
sent as a Judgment from God upon him
for opposing the Church OF England
Young ladies subject TO nervous de,
,.;1;t,, :, swimmer ought 10 beware Of
taxing too much exercise. They shonld
as mneh as possible Ne quietly upon tho
sofa and suffer their mothers 70 ian
them.
THE officers of Duluth go around
singing -
Beefstake when ] am hungry,
Whisky when ! am dry,
Greenbacks when am hard up,
And Heaven when die.
A MoRMoE ne Salt Lake proposes
% mako n human body appear and then
,I;sopnear before the audience. He iul-
6IIe5 his programme by appearing;
getting the money Of his Audlence' ana
disappearing. v
Georpe Francis Train soys that All
tba ferocity of his nature has died out,
and tbat any little lamb can LEAD him.
fTime was when he leaped mp and down
and defied the combined armies oil tho
world.
Flour will extinguish the flames OF
h,rnino, coal oil. according 10 some
bedy in Wisconsin. AS soon a. ~ VI
comes generally understood that coat
oil is dangerous, tins discovery ni"J
prove of great service. MA =.
described as a "lively, piqunnt little
thing, with arch, soulful eyes;
elk teeth Win Whion ~ a.,H
namented are valued at two hunaIeu
and fifty mules 49,
Fnsaoipg candor Papa =" And
,,rav siT. what do you intend 70 tettle
on on INV daughter and now 90 you
mean 10 live?" Intended ln,ehu'
sir 20 settle myself on your daush'ei'
and live on You
A Mrs Olsen, Of Salt Lake, makes
rubI;c declaration that, in her ophlon,
poIvgamv il as good for women ~ loi
20, oni that she would like three nus,
hands-one 20 live with and love, Nnu
tLa other two 10 help support her.
romantic New York girl Thought
20 Maud Mullerize and rake VIC
Doeodows sweet with hay" She s'ooa
n.'a, q Yellow Jackets nest az she swung
beT little rake. First jump from lilo
sore eleven feet; distance TO the house'
half a mile. Time, two minutes
f,od;ss M the Saratoga hotels as
- Lata ana bonnets, and walk about
a. village with uncovered heads, IN 20
IN os tbe above. mentioned articles are
na,, "a. aornod ~ OF course they lay them-
49, ,,an Co cri icism for this depart
80 Sr,,,,5 common custom. But inc OF
Jinarv bonnet docs not afford suoh -,
.n o,,.o,,1t of rrotection that its loss heeu
be severely felt.
-Daubury Bailey writes rom l..li. ~.
dan. They ask me II there arc SUI SUI
drinks as brandy smashes, ciaree Pun,
cbea pin-slings, and the IKE, anu WIZ l...t
tell them I am not quite suru, W. ~
think have heard those thipgs atal Iloli-
toned by worldly people IN '5.,I tnS I'a'' -
thew say. "Ah, how Wohueriul ull,,.
hone I have not deceived these Pool'e'
STANLEY writes, No drunkalr.d can
loo In Africa. The very fever disoov,
avs his weak point, attacks him w. ~
S;il. him 7 knew nothing much on
tI,;s terrible recurring malady previous
| 10 NV African experiences, buV = nn1
~ ~oa5 canse before i ended my mission
- [row that drunkard is least aole y "
Withstand a tropical and malarlouS Gil
mate" a.,
Either coffee or milk alone or tak-
-, - considerable intervals, containH
s.nI,'ol,lo stimulating and nutritious e'e-
,ts M Liable, however, stateh
tLot wben tbey are mingled to?gge'n1er l1-r
~ IL ..,,.;,, of tl,e coffee forms win tno
oIL,'nnano;d oTe substnnce OF the MIX ~,
% s:-lsot;t,lo substance similar 70 lhss
fnu,s fluItss ~ the tan-vat when animal SUI
sGa, atancos are immersed therein.
Norib Carolina belle recently
a ~ a. horseback ride near NOR
gnntown in that state. on9 a Ione,
Tanidly with gentleman 49, boysS
Clone when the gentlehi,aaa ia.r,. borrc
stumbled and fell. Inc 1 ny ~ re lear.
cleared both him and riuer ~ oeahlc
and then became quite nll uh, ~ 4 mar.
Two hundred yards iurthVl nocro
row lane was blockaaeu y a Her
mule and cart square M hyIos5 s,aod To
horse was careering Nv luia - sion
mass round was impVsAlD; .';.,,.I "A ono
eonallv so but the agile anii,l ra,ie ond
fearful bound cleared neg.o, me me never
cart. The charming eal u,S. ,S1o and was
for a moment lost her psianS Sorss was
laughing gayly when ~. nsi on
checked two miles further on' -s.--
a man named Wilton, Hiaty,iVISa ky ,I,a
noors ~ ace. from Fayette, ", anu. anu .,'S .n,l
yother of nine living children, ~ .,,r,,-
"a tba Central Marked yester11A:y ~ liS, 80
;n. an5 TOOK a stool at one OF Wy NJ ~, ~
;ns ;nss.sionds. While munchi9g P,sos "oose,i II
mSrc[ie.berry" pie he suddenly &C.,
20 nbaw and said to the girl 10 ..v a.sv.' /
anee "My dear, Want ~ 80 :" She
love Won will You marry M ;oLc.
fried 10 pass the question on ~ an6tber
onS ,,Su osted him II he'd have anIeu'i LlSa.',l
nje sr;ed sausage aud when he lnPiI",o, lPpIo,,,,
- ~ believe that he was ~ 9oie,,,,. -
ao-,est she said she'd mash y uliSdi ~ 5;d,ii
TIa Mo over his aged head II ne i',o,o uI,'h ~
Plo yrev Po He went away, but peioh9 ~, - -
Ieft tbe market he "proposeu En- ~ "a
g leiS .lio nGferinr each n heart iuit al ~
Eiuos Iove and n good home for lite, but 10. la',
inc in each case --Detro" FT'' .
man sauntered into an 9poth,G,ea pl,,,e,
~ sbop In Portland, Maine, t9e re-. o,nC' wv
morning, and after spending aog ~" and
noonta ,n I9oking into the show cases, -, ~,
tnrning a piece Of toothPlch se.ft 49,
t;nes IN bis mouth, startled me ~ u,'i, !,
I'M IN ~ ~ ~, a,eslion "WhatB g0ou .
wiz a;so1ing2" w "What kind OF pols,
ouio oniud99 "Well laudanum POISONING
saws Says ihe stranger. you see the s,,I, III,
9,,,an says NY took couple OF teaspoons ~ ~
Of Iaudanum, and / kinder thought -,
better drop into q pill shop. ana &c -,
% wbat's GOOD for her." GALL this IN adTaE ,,'
i;ng voice.. 'Here, John, shoutea l.l, va
CLERK "put mp n strong emetc as ~ ~
"a Won can, and; sir, take 1t home, e,,, eln
"a "a your wife, follow 1t up WIN stloul ~. I,
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