The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1874-08-08

consih pond and was drowned.
Colfax is at home again. He is
said to be talking himself to
death.
kissing your sweetheart is like
eating soup with a fork; it takes
a long time to get enough.
A Lebanon fky.J gent, in ar.
IDENTIFY greeting a long-parted
wife, broke one of her ribs.
1t is said that the prettiest
girl in Harrisburg is a newspaper
carrier. She carries them in her
hustle.
Josh Billings says, "Success
don't konsist in never making
blunders, but in never making
the same one the seckond tim'e:'
Husband" said the wife of
young clergyman. tread me one
of your sermons 1 feel fully wake
full to night and I wish to Sleep"
Mr.. Edgar Bascom was taken
to the Insane asylum at Hart
ford, this m0rning-iust three
months from the day his son
Joseph purchased a fiddle.
Mrs. Samuel Six-Shooter Colt
will leave her daughter Ella some.
thing like $4,000. There seems
to be a moral here somewhere.
By the way-but never mind.
Doctor Mary Walker has as much
right to hind pocket as any of
us. -
Balzac said any man can mar
ry any woman, and we believe
it sincesa pretty girl in Spring
field Ohio, married a man named
POpcock.
The San Francisco sea captain
who traded the ships Bible for
thirteen plugs of tobacco, is spok-
en- OF very severely by the reli.
gious press of that city.
An Iowa editor recently an
nounced that a certain patron of
his was "thieying as usual" It
was written thriving.
Short sharp and decisive. A
young man in Pennsylvania saw
her Wednesday, cOurted her
Thursday, and married her Fri
day, and was in jail for horse
stealing Saturday. * fr
q. .
A German was asked how much
sourkroat he had put up for the
winter use, replied: "I's not got
much. Little more as ten. barrels
-shust for Sickness"
In Iceland they have no titles
mot even the plain "Mr." or
''Mrs." A manfis simply Sigurd
or>whatever else has name is, and
his wife or daughter is Ingeborg.
Texas is full of mysteries. A
man was put in Jail the other night
at Bryan, and the next night he
was found hanging to a tree a
quarter of a mile away.
Don Piatt says the proper thing
TODD when your horse is running
awey is ito hold fast to your seat
and say your prayers; anyhow
hold fast to your seat. >
The most successful crusader in
the west is one Tom Pounce.
His plan of operations is to travel
from one small town to another
and drink up every drop of whis.
ky to be found. ----~--s--~-->s,->-
Henry Ward Beecher objects
to- being damned because Adam
ate an apple, and says that this
theory ascribes to God attributes
which would cover any human
ruler or parent with infamy.
eIfa man is getting shaved in a
barher,s shop, and fly lights on
his nose, and he gives his head
atwitch to move the fly, during
which the barber removes slice
of the mans ear who is to blame
the man or the barber or the
fly or the ear or the razor.
A smart little boy in New Or.
leans was reproved by his moth
er for telling fib. He insisted
it was only in fun but his pious
mother told him he must ask di-
vine pardon. So the good little |
boy kneeled down and said: 20
Lord forgive me. 1 wouldn't !
have done it only 1 thought you
could take joke"
A boy named James Williams
McDaniels, who recently escaped
from the Cammanches to Sher-
man, tells a strange story of adj
venture. n Two years ago last
spring the boys father and moth
er, with their six sons and one
daughter, Sarah, started from
Arkadelphia, Ark, with two
wagons, for Texas, in Jack county
Texas, they were attacked by
Indians. The father and Sarah
had two six-shOoters, each, and
all fought desperately, Sarah
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