Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1874-12-10
MISCELLANEOUS.
Natural slippers-Eels.

Good bread is often kneaded.
-order+"six on fhe half she'll.
The fastest city in the worfl-EliC
tricity.
Never waste year time; waste some
Lody eise's. ! 2.Itt Is5..s
h Yeut can't take a tfisk' With .th
trump Of fanhJ ! x4U1iIIU
| Acorn extractor that has never bee
patented Il -Ihecrow.e II
Many play the knave' without eve
coming to the card-table.
There are six George Washing tons il
the Pennsylvania State Prison.
/ When the thermometer fails, hoy
often on an average does il break?
King Koffee, who mas been boiIin,
over hiely, has settled down again.
Mrs. Goodale, of Pequonic, Conn, il
HOO years cid. Good ale keeps well.
The London Lancet pretends to know
lhoWa man feels when his head is cut of
1t is good thing to be above-bo board
but generally bad thing to be oyer
board = n = = - .-s. = . = = a"
= A worn out shoe is like ancien
ttGreece, because it once had Solor
Ilsole on.l - e
An Iowa justice the other day accept
ed two bushels Of the pungent onion a:
marriage fee.
Tho tomb Of Ao,,,cf,,S Of Da,.,o - 4.
be used for theatre. The ex-Emperol
retains his private box. '37a
A Chicago actress calls avalanche 'av,
alank.' The educational advantages Of
that city are notorious. a. i.a rs p
A French milliner conceived the
novel idea of having the ladies wear
their hats on their heads. -ssS -u:i!.
Half a million dogs deep the people
OF New Mexico in bark. If the tonic
does them good they are welcome to it.
The Aldermen Of Kansas City are ir-
reverently spoked Of by a local journal
as the gentleman with red eyes and
nose. :G5G~3 VA
Cheap, and hungry dances are a
Vermont institution There are no
refreshmepts .and-the, fun stops at II
O'clock y & 80 = -
b-Grump aceidently sat on a red hot
coal and spent the night following in
trying to- turn So he keould see bis
wound.
The French Prince Imperial has ears
like a Milwankeean, and his photo
graph is doing him great deal of
damage. s a & {
A Frenchman Intending to com pli.
ment young lady by calling her a
gentle lamb, said: She is one mutton
as is SMALL
Why did she turn her back on you,
young man p Innocent child - She
wished to make an exhibition of her
new overskirt.
A circus lion is roaming around Wes-
ton, Missouri, land people have good
excuse for remaining away from
prayef-meetings. 90 : a. :
A New Orleans paper offers the SEN
tinent thus: George Washing first
in war, first in peace, and the last to
Q S-r-- ~ BAs = sss-EEfaEFssta
sWeIean'tal1 be run over by locomo-
tives or killed by boiler explosions.
An Indianafnanstasjust been crushed
to death in a corn grinder.
Tine Observation-Disclosures
is rapidly displacing the other papers
Of YeddO, and has circulation of 500.
Now is the time to subscribe.
A Boston philosopher says that you
want to look at men 8 boot heels to dis
cover their energy. A slow, slothful
man runs his boots over at the heels.
1t is singular that mineral waters arel
only Beneficial to the wealthy. Wei
peFers knew a-physician to advise al
poor man f,rtg togo 70 apy watering7plaee.
A Colorado. exchange says: The
Canon city girls doHtT take TX indlyto
They say tits too high-toned
or them. Leap-grog is their best
lold.' .a5ntM nOaicnoiI
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