The Arizona sentinel., 1874-08-29
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 Colorado calls for more women. 1t has scareiy single one.
 The girls of an nlionis sem. mary amuse themsevles by spit. ting at mark.
 What penance man will un. dergo for pretty woman who cares nothing about him!
 A Chicago editor, who went out for 8 days sport with the gun and rod, shot 8 forty-five dollar COW, and caught an old hat with a stone in it.
 Tweed said he did not care what the newspapers said about him as the men who voted for him could not read. It was those d--d cartoons that bothered him.
 There are thieves in PennsvI. vania who can almost equal con. gressman. They steal fhe clothing oil Of scare crows and chop up mile posts for fire wood.
 A mother advised her daugh. ter to oil her hair, and fainted flat away when that damsel re. plied. "oh, no, ma; it spoils the gentlemen's vests."
 Apreacher in Pensacola, Florida, was recently compelled to break on Tn the midst of his sermon, the frogs near the church keeping up such an uproar that his con. gregatiOn couldn't b tear hlm.
 A good way to restore man ap. parently drowned, is to first dry thoroughly, inside and out, and then clap a speaking trumpet to his ear and inform him that his mOther.in-iaw's dead.
 On a recent Sunday a young farmer living near St. Louis went down an abandoned well to re. cover his sweetheart's bonnet, which had blown there. He was taken out dead, with the thing of frills ana flowers clasped tightly JO his face.
 Stccessfn life is very apt to make us forget the time when we were not much. It is juSt so with d frog on jump; he can't renem- Der when he was tadp0le, but | other folks can. A St. Louis paper had a two. .col. | umn acc1unt of a hotel of that city. The bedbugs, after reading it over carefully, held meeting and denounced the paper for not | mentioning them.
 "Never fear," said companion to an Trishman who had to % before the court for a misdemean- or, "yOu have an upright judge | to try you "Divil bit of au up- right l want. It's one that'il | bGne a bit I want.o
 A New Hamphire Legislator can't understand why .eIectiont day always comes on Tuesday, when the Fourth of July and l Chrktmas and other ilolidays1 seem to come along all days of the week The matter will be referred to committee.
 An Ohio woman lately trav. eled' with one ticket. four trunks two band-boxes, a flower pct, poodle dog, umbrella, jug of milk, Mnch-basket. paper sack full of peaches, and boy of 16, whose age shesgave at9. l Pride takes an early start in San Francisco. When a lad breaks loose from his mothers apron strings and secures a position at three dollars per week the first thing he does after that is to hire 8 Chinaman to run errands for him.
 
 There is;a goose of a hen in Springfield, Ohio, who laid her eggs up in an apple tree, and when last heard from was sitting on a bough, not comprehending that her eggs went to grass as fast as she laid them.
 An Otfunlwa boy charged a stump with blasting powder. at- tached fuse to blow it up, and got on the fence to see the fun. He isn't collected enough yet to tell how funny it was although ', the citizens are collecting him in different parts Of the suburbs.
 MT. Parker, of the Woburn (Mass.) Journ0l, wrote his leader last week in rhyme, as follows:
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