The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1874-04-10

Harvard said that "enquire" is
right, and Yale says il ii i'ipquire."
The ways Of women-Anywhere
from ninety to two hundred pounds.
A chicSgo clergyman preached
sermon. ii 4 bilherd saloon last
Sunday. He made nineteen points.
s'Ifiyod are courtihg girl" says
q California paper, stick to her, no
matter how large her fathers feet
are" NY ''',gia 5i,i, w
When our ancestors wanted d hot
rum punch, they said go without
evasion; they did hot I call Y Y, Ssksttled-
4 rum. ~ 9''..s..A .,s..' 's''' - x"
A Western editor recently said Of
a new novel: ''Its incidents follow
each other like a shoyelfull of hot
Goals. .i5e sifv M
The captain remarked that steerage
passengers ought to be very we'll
behaved, they have SO much deck
DER 'em. 7 H Ivy IN
How happy things turn out. II is
now declared that Gladstone has long
been very anxious to withdraw from
public life. Asln
Pittsburgh IS trying to find man
who does not belong to a lodge,
grange, club, post, temple, encamp-
ment or order. tas@ ~
An Oswego woman adyeflisas that
she has purchased a shotgun, and
will shoot any man who gives her
husband liquor. NR t'AN8
The Wyoming Journals fees for
marriage notices are "as high as the
ecstasy and liberality Of the BRIDE
groom may prompt" ,rE.F
There are over ten million women
in America, and yet Tom Hutton, Of
Georgia, hung himself.on account Of
girl fifteen years old.di san9v
A malicious person says that cot
ton, sheetsf and newspaper sheets
are alike in the respect that d great
many people lie in them.
John Reeves said to his boy, when
shaving proved d difficulty, s'John,
wish you Wouid not openany more
" s'ef Wv :" 4aA0i9'' Y.
q yWo'cept piece was taEeh Ttfom
s9e tpfoat q 2 poy n EoFAand'
Name, recently after naylng peen
lodsed mere Dls' for SIX me months, Ill ,,4,.yo
Mrs Green, Aansas WIDOW
wants 70 marry again,and as q rec
commentator, sue says sue mas usea
one OfooUl lor fourteen years 70
Crusade notes." are becoming
fashionable in some Western papers
az newspaper columns, May these
persevenng 40 more than scePtieal
men VnlhA'
Mr.. Marrowfat rather suabbishly
remarked to bis wife, last Sunday
that man cant always be thinking
Of t.5 hls llt, immortal mn. soul, He must hayo
tlme 70 eau ms meals ftJliat
| A French paper points out how
the passion for gambling IS shown in
this country, SO that even IN we'd
ding notices it is necessary to state
tha' onere were s'no cafus.'''''''A''
A malicious politician says the
Grapgers in Illinois turn out toodig
the graves OF deceased brothers, thus
preventing extortion on the part Of
that middle man the sexton. r.
An Indiana editor mildly remarks:
"If fybu can't bring us wood. remem-
Der US inyour prayers. IL is some
thing to know, as we sit and shiver,
that we are not forgotten il the stove
is cold, !"
That was practical woman who
wrote to Evangelist Hammond, at
St. Louis, asking prayers to lift the
mortgage on her farm, that shea
her little ones may not be thrown out
Of home. str
Az tie laying Of the corner stone
Of the new capitol Of Iowa, no
speeches were made, except o few re-
marks by o workman who got his
fingers piuched, and they were brief
and to the point. ,E
Have the recent political derange-
ments bden communicated 10 he
post-ofics clock also? In The great
race Of time the hands on the south
side are already seven minutes ahead
Of those toward the north. adi
A Brooklyn man who SAT down To
mediate in his sweethearts lap, had
occasion to caution her about looping
tbaf the conseo,,encea hnd | ten5snrv
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