The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1874-12-24

The NasoBs Of Wathena with their usual liberaiity
viii give grand ball on New Years Eve the net pro
cseds for the benefit of the needy wherever they
may be found not confirming their charity any locality
The price Of admission will be s15o and viii
be connected with the building where good supper
be obtained at nominal price Among the managers
notice the names Of Rnss Williams Of White Cloud and
C. @. Bridges Z. Bedford VIM. NJ Shepherd. and joe
CraDey Of Troy This Is a worthy object and doubt
not viii be Aug Miller will give particulars TO
any one who wishes them.
The ladies' Of the Baptis. Church will give oyster
per on New Years Eve, at the church.
The City Clerk informs that IL city lev
led in wathena The revenue from license and fines col
lected, pays all the expenses
Texas steer escaped from the at Deters saugl-
yard lastunday morning and proceeded to demolsh
everything within his reach In the struggle capture
him I'd. Studer severe bruised, and the animal
capped into the road just Mrs Greeabsum passing
She had children with her and would doubtless have
been killed. had the by this time the dogs
the steer which distracted his attention until she reached
place Of safety The steer cleared the Troy road Of
everything until he reached Worries place where the
overlook and killed him. Mrs Greebbaum's escape was
miraculous the Infatuated brute close her vhsn
the dogs two powerful bulIdogsl seized him.
An interesting is keeping the doctors busy
For particulars inquire Of Doc Carter.
The double distilled quintessence of the dark ages Che
is supposed have been born about the time su
B. Anthony who the Reporter ought TO date his
paper day ter each week. and then his paper
time and prevent his patrons what few be hasI from
rumblng He mailed the greater part Of last weeks pa
per Monday Of this week.
The revival at the n E. church l. still in progress and
the interest s increasing They have through the week
prayer meeting at and p. and preaching at
night On Sunday. they have swo in Ens.k.
II a e. m, and p and preaching in German at
p.
The following pathetic ballad" handed by a
young who thrown into trance by the sopor-
life effect Of the poetry about Sam. Larzeerethe last ef
fort Of the mighty genius who pesdes the desnies
of the wathena Reporter. The young who handed
this sweet lyric says that when be reads the abored
and polished articles evolved by ;hs peer Of Shakespeare
voltare, Hume, and our Greeley. Seward and Sum-
ito say nothing of his particular chum William Gull
oh wad some power the giftie gle us,
To see ourselfa s ith-rs see us,
Ii would frae mony blunder free us;
And foolish notion"
And the idea of the editor of the Reporter that he
write poetry is the most foolish thing he 1.-THE young mani
heard Of The pathetic title of this little ballad is
DON'T"
How could you Old Man Stewart,
Write such stuff about Sam
Could You not take other man.
Old Man Stewarti
Could you not take other mani
It isn't right to poke fun at man
A far away as SAM
Old Man Stewart;
A half column will kill poor Sam.
Ifit happens that you marry. Old Man Stewart, \
May your life and wife and home
Tempt yes not to roam.
Old Man 81 BART;
Tempt you not to roam
Into out houses and other places
oflike character after night, away from home.
Old Man Stewart,
You ought to stay at home
And while on lifes main, Old Man Stewart
While on lifes main you row,
Never try to write poetry, oh.
Old Man Stewart
Never try to write poetry:
But stick to plain prose. and
You will succeed better at it,
Old Man Stewart.
It is our opinion that you really will.
Here the machine broke, and friend qut-"short
H." ROANOKE