The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1874-11-28
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Easy shaving. Taking The hesrl
of an oyster. ,Ns-. -. :, ? !: ~ 20 :
+ 4 musician is an airy fellow; bpt
he can't help it. ''Rf
One way to get roaring trade is
ITO buy u menagerie. ',s4st'''i'f'si J
The best way to rise d laily's' esti-
nation is not by stares.
| A friend that sticks in prosperity
and Observation-Disclosures. 81 lest, -;
| What is better than q promising
young mani A paying one. =. s.a ~
Skinner keepsa hotel in Chicago.
1t is good name to keep hotel with.
/ When lis money damp7 When it is
dew In the morning and mist at night.
| "a splendid ear but very poor
voice." as the organ grinder said to
the donkey. 3 S@R@ n ii Ssssgs
The band played &" Little Brown
Jugp, at the prohibitery ratification
| meeting in Worcester. Ez..,-..
An Indiana father crawled under a
cOrn-crib and wept.when his daughter
married an astronomer. fE*'7 -sft Il
Josh Billings says that in the beds
OF many hotels "yu sleep sum, bat
role over good deal."
The procurement of clean paper
collar for the groom delayed q high.
toned Newark wedding an hour and
half the other day. 2"
! Short dresses are coming into FASH
ion again, and young ladies' are exl'
pe'iencing the Old, old difficulty OF z
getting u No. 6 foot into a No. 4 shoe.
Some of the students at Eastern
colleges can board themselves for
thirty five cents per week, bnt they
don't feel like tearing around much. ~
The St. Louisian@ never dies sud-
denly. He walks around half dosen
years, telling aeople about his liver
and chewing quinine, before crossing
the river. - h'4'H Il =
A Michigan man has hit upon q
happy expedient for getting rid Of
the rheumatism. He crowded il down =,
to his two fingers, aud then had them
a." pAWSCCus
1fyou want to know whether yonr 7
grandmother was erOss-eyed, or where
your great uncle, st1Od in his aritl,.
metic class, just run for Office, and.
you'll know it all.
Nobody. requires larger stock Of
Christian amiability and forbearaDce
than the young man who kpei,s, =
matches IN his room where tl,e other
boarders can get at 'en,. IN ri. ) ,l.ssl. J
The Chicago Times.t describes an j.
Office older as j" collector of the port =
Of Aralat, when Noali arrived there
with his ark, and has unjBter. e
rtlptedly held office ever .since.v ii dla3g
Nantucket has had but two days''s
rain and one shower since the last. at Il
june, but the people were converted
to lager bier several years ago. and ..
don't care ,aacl if it never rains.
HepwOrth Dixon has taken back
what he said against American wc-,sl
men, and now he has our permission, i,
to go ahead and hang up his picture
IN lager-beer salOous and music stores.
A Jersey City lawyer was making q
high flown speech the other day, tell
ing about angels tears, weeping viii.
lows and tombstones, when his Honor
said: "Confne your remarks to the
dog fight" '- ''e'ss 3'17s'
A man who will go to the cemetery
with his wife Oh Sunday and weep, I
over her first husbands grave ana
walk home without a cross word shall
have our vote every time he comes
up for office. =sfs.li
John Froile is no more. You prob
lbly didn't know him. He lived in
" estern Missouri, and on entering
'he smoke house of a friend to see Il,
low the hams got along a trap-gun
blew his head off. ~Js&' 'ff1 ss1''0' ~
A minister asked tipsy fellow.
Gaming mp against fence, where he
to go when Ire died. 'gsssf
amt get along any better than lido Z
low," said he, 81 shan't go anywhere.
Pll stay where Iam!"
They have people in Chicago who
ire pleasantly referred to as "eiQl,.
cen carrot frauds They are men
yAo profess Christianity aud charge =,
en- per cent. commission for. passing g,
'ound the hat in church.
Said a Detroit lady to small boy
whom she found CRYING in the street
he other day: +" viii yo1 stop crying
i | will give you penny =" "Ko.S
aid he but if you'll make it two 3
:ents I'll stop, if it kills me-" a
Talent is rewarded at Worcester. II
Mass. The Spy says: "Mr. Emanuel s
jrnpi, pupil Of Nj. Ben T. Hammond.
Who made such a hit at the musical i
estival, has opened Il snug little bar Il
er shop in the Central Exchange vi
\ Helena lMentaaa) divine, who
'as spent the best part Of the snm-
ner in Christianizing Chinamauu... .
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