The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-08-27

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fss soE ser 80 anef Faar Insurance
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One af ear exchange announce
hag 60 AlIeEhaaY ogubfg farmer has
boaa esbllag a Goa 30 au Ioo-huase 90
uska Der gIFe ioe-eruam.
"A dog wlth two tails was soea la tle
siras9 the ogasF dag Ous belonged 10
ST. as, aad was carried So Soc moath Of
tbs caalBg.
The saasp thsg I most dislike, sald
sensitive ai53, BE- ssreasm shs VS. sen-
sb5e Sc well SO sensitive.
A New York man bss ehrisieucd bis
da8gbtcr Giyoeuns. lle Gays n eiIl bs
rasy 60 prs6s attire IL her temper raaem-
nles her mDlhsr's.
-~Ioa don't cay $50 exclaimed Ars.
sFdggips al Cai.kiIi. wbcn told lie view
lragn tba Mountain House extended over
1000 sqnafe miles, You don't Say so!
WbF, isaaagu 8. ooIf 50o mites of --
palui Sc ont please,
The seneca tflba Of lndaus uow
CONSISTS Of enc ud borsr, rbiel, and
three gallon. Ut wh.skyy. A tew more
settling sus-a few more moons-a brict
season.. sud lhsg three gallon jug viii
lolu iis a8mmdts lea the happy hunting
graaudsf
-Ie,, George Washington was purly
great sud high, said a Missouri steam
boat captain, bat then, stranger, be never
owned q steamboat which could hitch
pas, the White Queen
a ucw game has been started la the
wills Of Boyle County, ny, called
Granger seveu.np. Three persons play
ioF q can Of oysters. The FIRST man out
gets the oysters, the last the can, and the
midalemaa what be eau.
"A dissipa,ed young speudthrift, when
demonstrated with by his wife, replied,
am like the prodigal son aud shall repent
By aud by. Yes, said the better bali,
and am like tie prodigal son, too for
will arise aud 90 10 my father,
a Connecticut town boasts OF a
young man 80 timid that be cannot look
noodle In the eye. Many Young ladies
ate troubled with similar fears whenever
they can get any one else to do their
sewing.
An old bachelor says: When re-
menber al The girls I've met, feel like
a rooster Ia the Fall exposed to every
weather. I feel like one who treads
alone some barnyard all deserted, whose
OATS are iled, whose hens are dead, OF all
to market started
Remember that appearances arc Oft
Gu deoeiyiug, Many pale, thin young
lady will eat more corned beef than Il
carpenter. Because you find her play
ing the piano 10 the parlor il is no sign
that her mother is not at the corner
grocery running Ia debt for a peek Of
potatoes.
The editor Of the Burlington (Ia,)
liawkcyo has discovered woman who
will get up at six O'Clock, kindle the fire
get breakfast, route out the FIRMLY, wash
the dishes aud six children, sew button
on the neck OF her husbands shirt aud
hunt bis hal 80 to q mission Sunday
School aud teach a class, attend church,
tush home and have dinner over aud the
things cleared away IN time Tor afternoon
Sunday School, read The Sunday School
papers 10 the children, go to church at
night, aud talk Oh her way home about
Sunday is day Of rest.
"A Cleveland husband said to his vile,
WouIdn't you Ike 70 40 down and shake
hands with Duke AlcNl Duke Fiddle
sticks she replied, with contemptuous
curl Of the Up. No, Of course noll what
do sou suppose | care about himf lie
isn't any better than anybody elscl She
sat lu a p0ulcmpagiye silence fora min
TITS CO., two, aud then, looking mp, asked
wttb au HuocrW smiir. Could I, if |
wanted la,
so IH1 Confederate soldiers were talk
ias tosomf, seluu "nc s-kvd the other;
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