The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-03-04

Of an ark, The weather
This week, since Sunday, has been llne
aud COOLING sherman Register
As certain prince aud n few vel
lahs' since have observed, Just there's
The "rub,n The ark would no sooner
be- finished than the necessity for II
would disappear aud Ns the nlllma-
thule Of all vacant establishments IN
ibis city lsa conversion into u saloon,
the "brlg," when required, would be
found Just ns ''dampN inside ns things
without, No, we had decided upon
wings, and We PROFOUND the inlcrrog-
Ntory which Pluto IL supposed to have
handed across 10 his wife upon an oc-
caslon when they have chicken for
dlnner "My Nmlnblc ncIghbor viii
you have u wing"
TuERE were issued ut the Dallas
postolllce, from January LIST to Febru-
Nry 2Sth, 1874, inclusive, nine hundred
and twenty-four money orders, OF the
aggregate value Of twcnty'one dollars
and slXty-slS cents; money orders PAID
In the same time, four hundred and
scventy-lhrcc; aggrcgatlng lllloen
thousand three hundred and ninctylour
dollars aud nincty-two cents. Is there
another town or city in the interior Of
Texas that cnn equal this? IL should
he remembered that we have four
banks doing business in the city, all Of
which draw on the principal cities NJ
low rates of premium,
ONE of those females who don't need
n coal-tail to travel with, found, while
the noon train on the Central road was
standing ut the depot yesterday, that II
Young man who came down on the
train had stepped of, carrying her
shawl. Getting her eyes on him rs hc
was standing near the ticket office of
the street railway, evidently waiting
to go down town on n car, she walked
rapidly up to him, snatchcd the shawl
from his arm and giving him sting
ing blow across the face with n small
stick, strobe bacl, TO the depot,
A MAN with n wagon load Of pota-
toes and Il man with Il wagon load of
onions both met on Elm street yestcr-
day. The hilarity of the thing was,
that the man with the potatoes stole
them from the man with the onions,
aud the man with onions stole them
from the man with the potatoes. AS
the onions brought the most, they
compromised on the onion man pay
ing the potu,os man enough to bring
both Of their receipts equal.
A HORSE broke loose from post he
was tcthcred TO, near b. +. Luce & Co.'S
warehouse yesterday about noon, and
in turning into Elm street ON II spirited
run, came near Knocking down two
ladies, who were on the crossing lead
ing from the Episcopal church 10
Messrs. Schneider Il Davis. The horse
was a superb looking animal, hut this
wouldn't have softened the calamity
down any.
n WAGON made its appearance on
Main street yesterday drawn by six
horses, each of the span having a dri-
yer apiece. The reins TO the first were
held by man, those to the second by
u woman and those of the leaders by II
girl, about sixteen years of age, who
every few minutes would eject stream
of saliva from her mouth and rasp out
"Glang thar, will yerw
The Rockwell Banner, Il new week
~ Journal just started at Rockwall
kockwail county, }. \. Withers, edi-
tor, and W. +. Withers, publisher. The
Banner is Il good sized paper, well edit
ed, and has our best wishes. We enter
il on our exchange list with pleasure,
and take This occasion to thank the
editor for his complimentary notice of
THE HERALD and its travelling agent.
DO you want II fortune: Now is the
time and opportunity to secure it by
purchasing Il chance in the Louisville
library lottery, which draws ON the
3lst Of the present month. Owen
Garry, at the postoilice, or Pierce Il
Lyle, Main street, will sell you n
chance for 50 70. Call early and make
your fortune.
Two horses attached to IL wagon at
tempted to cross the Pacific track, on
Market street, yesterday afternoon, by
through ear. Finding it all
in favor Of the ear, they quietly sub
mitted to the authority of their bits
and We're driven across like gen
tlcmanly American animals should be.
WHILE some boys We're playing foot
ball, on the lot adjoining Cameron Il
Mayiield's lumber yard, yesterday af-
ternoon, the ball was kicked through
the window OLA carriage, containing
couple of ladies, which was passing,
frightening the inmates and rendering
the horses for a while unmanageable.
FoR stealing coat from the son of a
widow lady residing in South Dallas,
n rogue, who gave his name rs Andy
Phillips, had to get down Oh his knees
in the presence Of several of the lady's
boarders yesterday, and ask her par
don; this, or 80 to Jail.
MANY people, when attacked with n
pain in the back, or other symptoms
of arrangement of the kidneys, have