The Republican journal., 1874-05-28
Pills, Potions and Pungencies.

WHY is Il ship designated rs '.she': Because
she always Keeps 4 man on the lookout.
A land agent in Colorado remarked to an en-
l@rant that all that was needed to make the
place 4 paradise was u comfortable climate,
water and good society. "Ihat is All that i
lacking i'll hell was the reply.
Nervous people should avoid the temporary
relief of tea or coffee. A cup of pure Cocoa
viii be found nutritlye Is well as sedatve.
Walter Baker 4 Co., Boston. received the
highest premium for excellence At the Paris and
Vienna ENposion~ Their goods are for sale
everywhere.
An Old lady hearing some one reading about
tongressnlall-at-a large, rushed 10 the kitchen
door, shouting, ''Sarah Jane, Sarah Jane. don't
you leave the clothes out all night mind. | tell
YOU; for there's Congressman At large"
Few People unacquainted with physiological
chemistry are aware Of the quantity Of iron in
the blood, but all Sh0uld in0ac the Importance
OF keeping up the supply for debility, disease
und death are sure to follow when the quantity
becomes too much REDUCED. The Peruvian
Syrup Ga protoNide of from supplies this vital
element and hiss cured many chronic diseases
DO you go to Sabbath school, my lad:'
kindly asked Il city missionary of a depraved
little Dubuque nrchin. Mary answered the
innocent child, "bnt Eve got a 1ghtin-cocl that
can walk over any bird in this town that wears
gaiS.''
The Proprietor, OF the American House,
Boston. are among the first TO make distinction
in prices for rooms, and have reduced 81 90 a
day on the rooms in third and fourth stories
which are easily accessible bv the Passenger
Elevator. Other apartments 800 day. An
excellent table and good beds have always been
found at the American House.
eli where did yeZ get them trollsers:" asked
IN lrlShman of a man who happened to be
JnCr or ~ No..
trousers on. II got them where they grew"
was the indignant reply. ''1hen, by my con.
science said Paddy. 'you've pulled them
year too Soont'
We take pleasure in calling attention of our
investing friends, capitalists or persons OF
moderate means. to the very safe as well as
profitable Railroad Bonds advertised with us bv
the we'll known house of +. & II. FAIRBANKS
Il CO., whose long and wide reputation as men
of ,reight and ''a Just 5olance,' is an evidence
that they would not connect themselves with an
enterprise OF doubtful value.
Take away my first letter, take away my
second letter, take away all my letters, and
am always the same. Can you guess that :
You are right; ii is the mail carrier.
"Happiness, is the absence of pain" says
Jean Paul Richie, and 10000 grateful patients
bless the ANAKESIS of DIR. SILsBEE as the
| only nfallible cure for PILES ever discovered.
1t is purely scientific combining the best meth
DDS of the French, English and American sur
geonS, acting as an instrument, pOultice and
| medicine, and not only atfording instant relief
| from circulating pain but performing an alb
prove it. Price 81 90. Sold by VIM. o. Poor
4 Son Belfast Me- and Druggists everywhere
A bachelor remarked to Young lady thar
soapstone was excellent for keeping the feet
| warm in bed. "Yes,' said the Young lady ::
but some gentlemen have an improvement on
that which you know nothing about. The
| bachelor maintained Wistfu silence.
DISEASES OF THE BLOOD.
The Blood is the Life When this source
is corrupted, the painful and sorrow-producng
effects are visible in many shapes. The mRlti-
! iarous forms in which it manifests itself, would
| form subjects upon which | might write vol
| umns. Bnt as all the varied forms of disease
which depend upon bad blood are cured, or
best treated, by such medicines as take up from
ious elements, it is not of practical Importance
| that l should describe each For instance,
| medical authors describe about fifty varieties
of skin disease, but as they all require for their
cure very similar treatment 1t is of no practical
| utility to know just what name to apply to a
certain form of skin disease, SO you know best
to cure it. Then again [ might go on and de-
scribe various kinds of scrofulous sores, fever
sores, white swellings, enlarged glands, and
ulcers OF varying appearance; might describe
| INV vi ulCut pOlSOu iIIdy SHOW ltStll III Ndtlous
forms of eruptions, ulcers, sore throat, bony
tumors, ETC., but as all these various appearing
| manifestations Of bad blood are cured by uni
form means. deem such a course unnecessary.
Thoroughly cleanse the blood, which is the
great fountain of life, and good digestion, fair
skin, buoyant spirits. vital strength, and sound
ness of constitution, will all return to us. For
this purpose DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery and Purgatiye Pellets are pre-eminently
the articles needed. They are warranted to
cure letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, St. An
thongs Fire, Rose Rash or Erysipelas, Ring
Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Rough
Skin, Scurf. Scrofulous Sores and Swellngs,
Fever Sores, White Swellings, Tumors, Old
Sores or Swellings, Affections of the Skin,
Throat and Bones, and Ulcers of the Liver,
Stomach, Kidneys and Lungs.