Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1874-05-01
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

| Icu uhttu Dof VIII Gcb uut VI u NhiSAics
| A DAFBURY liquor dealer offers a chro-
mo to all who get tight exclusively in his
ONE or two geranium leaves bruised
bound upon a cut or abrasion, it is said
will heal IL at once.
A PENNSYLVANIA hen has taken 10 lay
ing black eggs. Local papers vouch for
this as the on-nest truth.
"IF you are courting a girl" says a
| California paper, "stick to her, no matter
how large her fa,her's feet are"
WHEN Jones heard that there was
touch of malice in a certain great authors
smilJ he said he took sugar IN his.
AN Illinois school girl has won prize
by reading the Scriptures through from
Genesis to Revelations in six days.
A FARMER in Orleans County, N
Y, cut his throat cleaned his razor,
and held pan and caught all the blood.
THERE are still some people living in
the mountains of Kentucky who have
never seen grain of tea or coffee in their
lives.
ARTIFICIAL flowers sewed TO wide
| band of black velvet are worn about the
throat by the fashionable bellies as neck
lace.
! A LOUISVILLE reporter has had what he
called "a pleasant conversation with an
amiahlea undertaken" ON the subject of
cremation.
A MASSACHUSETTS man is reported as
having died from Phiiiti1 RtkiroDus The
name of the malady is enough to Kill a
rhinocerus.
A VERY proper girl in Cincinnati has
found out that nd Libttum should be writ.
ten dd Eiisabethttum She doesn't believe
in nicknames.
THERE is no use in complaining of the
backwardness of the season, for we shall
see backward spring as often as the
circus comes along.
AN Iowa jury recently decided that
when marriage engagement is broken
off the parties must return all presents, or
their value in money.
TITUS A. BRICK is the name of a New
Orleans poet, and il accurately describes
the condition of many persons not poets.
Memphis A1alanche.
A MISSOURI paper says "that nothing
annoys man more than to have his
house burglared three or four times a
week for straight month"
THE Rhode Island papers have. to be
careful. A native of Providence stopped
his Press because the name of his son was
left out Of a base ball report
Now it is the lawyers who are to be
ruined by cheap labor" for Nevada
Celestial is studying Blackstone, aud OF
course will work at hall-price.
SOME hotel porters make enormous
profits. One in Philadelphia had accu-
mulated eight gold watches and $4,000
when the police oveIhauled him.
Mss ALEXANDER, who lectured in Bal
timore the other night on Mormonism,
said that one old polygamist offered to
marry her mother, her sister and herself.
THE Brooklyn Eagle doesn't pretend to
know much about science or astronomy,
but does the world good turn by an
nouncing that popcorn won't pop In
damp weather.
THE tent in which Baptist congrega-
tion OF Philadelphia has been worship
ing for two years has been removed and
permanent church ediice is TO be erected
on the spot.
THE woman's crusade has already pro-
duced $4,000 newspaper puns, of which
the threat of the saloon-keepers to NAL
treat their visitors is perhaps the best
that is, the worst,
SOME clever Frenchman has made a
preparation for the skin which renders it
soft and "peachy" after one application,
and will never wash Oft. What can 1t b
and how much is itg
DR.. CUYLER wants all the young ladies
to band together and say, " No lips shall
touch my lips that have touched bot
tie" Rather rough this on the fellows
that were brought up by handy. 7.
Telegram.
A READING (Pa) policeman's dog alb
stracted pOcket-bo from the dress of
the policeman's wife, and taking out a
lot of greenbacks ate them. Sympathiz
ling friends now strew flowers on that
dogs grave.
: FAST DAY was instituted in New En-.
gland, it is said, because on Thanksgiving
the people ate twice as much as on any
other day, rendering a day of abstinence
necessary TO prevent partial famine in
' that section.
BosroN papers recall the fact that or
the 9Th of April, 1862, twenty inches o.
snow fell there, and on the 18th of thC
: same month ten inches more. ON The 2d
! of April, 1861, there was a snow-storm o.
|, thirty.six hours duration, causing serious
: delay to trains.
/ THE man who invents pew stool tha
. a wurshiper can approach with his foo
without having it fly up and make
noise IN the middle of sermon viii
suppIant an Astor in wealth and a Wash
s ington in fame.
n HALF a pound of shot administered t
> sympathetic cats at this season OF tn
/. year will bear fruit in increased hours O
e slumber throughout the summer, and hav
IT a tendency to prevent corner in tn
e chicken market.
a THE ladies continue to encroach upo
e styles once considered exclusively mas
i culine. Walking coats, vests, jackets
l. etc, are more popular than ever, and it
IS strongly hinted that the ladies pant for th
T. neither garment also.
d A sCdooL GIRL at Ashland, n. Y, VIII
- was engaged in writing up for compos
- tion instances of loss of life in fallin
~ from buildings, supplied final illustr'
r. r. tiOn by communicating from her wlndo
" thirty feet to the road beneath.
y, IT is said that nothing is better as
@ p@s remedy for chaing, and also as preveI
= tive, than a lotion Of alum waite
70 20 1t should be applied with soft linen {
80 cotton rag at night before retiring. .
et piece of alum as large as hazel nut di
IN solved in half pint of water, is sufficien
- 1t is good also for tender feet and so
ao coTns.
as as The Legislature of North Carolina h,
=, passed an act entitled, For the better s
y curity of human life" 1t provides tht
~ any person who manufactures, sells
-, '~ deals in spiriuous liquors as drink,
= any name or kind, containing fOreig
of properties or ingredients poisonous
" ~ the system, shall be punished with fl
NJ years imprisonment in the Penitentiar
~ y, The certificate of competent chemi
shall be primG Jitets evidence against Il
offender.
A VIRGINIA railroad was made TO pt
twenty-five dollars for killing a rooste
The engineer said he spoke To the gent
do man with the whistle as kindle as pos'
no BILE, but when the fellow dropped Ol
al wing on the ground, raised his good e.
1lt heaVenWard. and commenced Whettit