The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-06-18

THE Dallas gift society has branch
Office next to Kingdoms,
THE high toned onion prevalent IN
healthy numbers in our city.
MEssRs KEENE " NICHOLS received
an invoice of golden butter ycster'
day.
THE measles, complicated with dys-
EMERY, prevails among children in
this city.
COLONEL LOCKWOOD will produce
"Dallas by gas lIght,' on Saturday
evening.
STORE rents are going up, which we
fear will occasion some OF our mer-
chants to Ego up"
BUYING eggs by the thousand dozen
IL what Messrs. Snodgrass, Jett ~ Co,
are doing, Eggish
CAL. MoVEy, the celebrated first
right fielder of the original "ted
Stocking base ball club, Is coming to
Dallas.
THE fine setter, "AleXis,n belonging
to Mr.. Dorman Of this city, choked to
death yesterday, by getting piece OF
meat in his throat,
New apples are in, and all the small
boys are putting rosin on their palms,
80 as to bow u vigorous lullaby across
their little stomachs.
A DRIVER of an express wagon fell
from his wagon seat, yesterday, in
front of Adams n Ieonard's bank, and
was well received by the mud,
THE assessor and collector is not rs
we'll ny an assessor and collector should
be, but he can give Il receipt for taxes
just rs well-his hand IL not sick.
ONE of our newspaper stands receiv-
ed an order, yesterday, for n suit Tex
actly like Nick Whites wearsn in the
story by that name, in the New York
Weekly.
WAGONS have commenced on the
lamp posts One tried II on the one at
Messrs. Keene q Nichols corner, yes.
terday, and did pretty well rs n begin
ming. 1t brought it out about foot
and half
AN OLD colored man como to the
conclusion, yesterday, after contem-
plating the occupants of the benches
on each side of the hall of the court
house, that "it must be de jury GOBLIN
Off after wrestlin' wild n case.n
"TALK about the whale swallowing
Jonah!" exclaimed u gentleman yes
terday, very radiant in the face, 'why
since have swallowed those thirty
seven glasses of beer, feel US II coult
swallow whale and float him be
sides"
THE young man who has succeeded
in raising one hair on his upper lip, Is
anxious that some new excitement
should be started in order that the at
tention of the public may be taken
away from watching on what part OF
his lip, hair No. will appear.
A DRUNKEN father threw three Of
his children, by their legs, out of the
door of a shanty near the Central de-
pot, yesterday. Some citizens woult
have taken him into custody had i
not been for his wife, who prevaile,
upon them to let her manage him.
THERE is a physician to every Gus,
In this city that any man could thinl
of having, and n lawyer to every cas-,
man would think of beinga party to
and we therefore warn Off any other,
OF either profession who contemplate
coming to Dallas. This is in justice t.
both. M
A GENTLE frontiersman had pho
tograph taken of one of the lay figure
standing in front of one of our cloth
Ing stores, and sent 1t home with tn,
endorsement "Bill, this here's tina
are blk that stole Jim Smiths horse
He's paid now to stand In front of ,
store In Dallas and wear good clothes. )
SOME forgetful party left u couple o
his cholera-killed chickens near. thu
coal yard of Major Tompkins, and tn,
man compelled to pass that neighbor
hood yesterday, wept sea of tears be
cause he had no gun to fire a salute OF
the march into eternity of the maj
who let loose of those chickens in tn
spot mentioned.
YESTERDAY afternoon man he'll
his head in the hands of his wife
while she pulled all the hair off tn
top OF his head. He says she wante,
to pull the hair out of his head, an,
when she wants to do anything she al
ways does 1t. Afterwards she remarl,e,
In quiet tone, that she would like I,
sharpen the butcher knife on the to,
of his scalp, as itreminded her so mucl
of a milestone, and hesaid that Just a,
soon as he found her taste laid in tina
way he calmly rested his head on tin
table while she just put the edge on tn
blade.
ARRIVALS at the Commercial hote
June IL: A. +. Packard, Chicago; Lew
is II. Sondhim, New York; j. C. Stal
ford, New Orleans; John III. Guyun
Houston; B. Barr, st. Louis; Thoma
A. Tidball, Fort Worth; F. Bogardu
and wife, Louisiana; A. Ingalls,, Gal
weston; s. w. Oglesby, Plano; J. III
Thompson, Lake Fork; Alexander