The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-10-15

hhs e ta4i lafe - lazy a.ta lhe
lav t afcss ssffi = bgsiandef u
paffy Ihat j. Mr. CasmssoG
Buss.aa lady
a Delaware wi4ss has . 0go acres
~ psaal trees. and DC was5ef al tie
ssa a7aaad tbete th.ak she is iHsi oiJ
peaehss
Massa Christopher Columb7s was
queer man. said negro ontort
uauaa crossed lim oae day. and then
he crossed al ocean
Mu. Jeakias complained 30 the
ssea.sg tia, the turkey size bad eaten
aiaat set sell Probably said Jenkins
IA $50 NOT ben turkey
Bespee, GA age fyou have a
laa.1sa aunt forty years cid. and she is
passing bersclf a ior a girl Of twenty.
ibfes there is 20 need for 500 70 oK
pose her. The more yoa respect her
sze. and keep quiet about it the more
she wiil respect you
The postmaster generals dignity
iaast have suffered ihe other day. when
BE- received letter from Delta, Iowa,
saying. II you don't ct some one to
van this ere poast oHns purity soon,
it'll te tbrowi ia the river. for / an
guiag "a on a hear hunt aud cant fool
any moaf
4 lady sitting ia her pador, and
engaged 10 the dreamy contemplation
Of the moustache Of the gentleman
.h8 was 10 escort her and her sister to
a musical festival, WAS suddenly awak-
sned by an ominous whisper in iuye.
uilo voice at the door. You've got
AIMS teeth, aud she wants EN-.
A poet who wrote flaming poem
on martyrdom, N which occurred the
line.
See The pale martyr Ia bis sheet Of fire,
was cut 10 the heart 10 see il come ont
10 the village paper.
See the tail martyr with his shirt on fire.
Human nature is a grand and mys.
tesioss study, aud no one can count on
il with any safety. For instance, who
would have thought that Mrs. Taylor.
Port Scott would have hung herself
because her sisters bair would curl
AID hers wouldn't. Even straight
haired people have few little things
in this world worth living tor
Tho average Burlington, Iowa,
saiounkeepcr must be bad indeed A
learned divine ia that city recently ad.
dressed. one Of them as follows
Nretched man II the bed Of that
river was bank-high with the suds Of
salvation, and June rise ofpiety
coming down from the mountains, there
wouldn't be enough to wash your
feet.
old Joe -- was quiet old man,
sut somehow too fond Of the bottle r.
When in cups his ideas tended toward
theological matters, which be always
avoided in his sober moments. IL was
Saturday afternoon Connecticut bak.
ing day, and his good wife wanted
some wood for the oven.
Joe, | wish you would go and split
some wood, here il is nearly two
clock, and the fire isn't made.
Joe went ont to execute his com.
mission, and fearing his physical con-
iition was weak marched TO the neigh.
boring tavern to fortily himself therein.
tic returned utterly obliyious TO all
things save bis pet theories Seating
'imself on a chair he said
say thicl Jane, do you lhicj think
the Lord lhicl means TO burn MS all
HE up 10 fire !
lis vene able spouse being exceed
aely iate. did nat answer again be-
,elsstcd ihc question still an omi.
tou- -ilrnec
lie do you thluk ,be Lurd intends
4, buru az 40 up 10 tire everlasting
Ao said the nuw thoroughly Arous.
81 housewife; no. you old fol, nut If
be waits for you to split the wood
- Milwaukee paper says; What
j. wanted In Kansas i more telegraph
poles. 81 stronger ones The average
pole holds holds ouly about tour horse
thieves comfortably
t Western man set TIRE 10 the
prairie luf tun. but after he had ran
#.srn miles and climbed tree, with
j. pants about all burned OF, he con.
tiuded tho sport was little too VIC.
Irtt exercise to be iudaIged in ultcuef
than aaoo 10 lifetime
cNcral years ego hopeful young
stint l,f left these shores Tor the Can
sital Islands a. missionary, On ar
irving At tic rud OF BIS Journey the
sall,ss weighed him and cu, a silver
"a hir leg a. sample. TIE came
Ea,ne au ihr ucxt Boat aud i u5w the
travelling agent Of a oirsa~
Is hat Is the KEY o. g5oj