The St. Cloud journal. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1866-1876, 1874-04-09
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--Nly Nss the Hhsls that swSllsved
Jonah Ike retired n,llkmxnr Because
he got profit (prophst) out Of tho VA
ter.
Paging Teller Of Bank-"How will you
have it, sir."
Mr.. Blossomno,s-"Wi' pieo' o lsm'n
(h'o) sn' alill' sus'r INT" .sseS 3saas
|s' -hssdtlsmssAAa ssstws sessariss. and
has named them '.Wheelsr" and ''Wilson."
His reason for these applications ia that
neither Of them are "singers."
"A Westsrn paper says Of the air, In
Its relatisns' 10 msa:s "It kisses and
blssses him, but will not obey him."
Dobbs says that that description suits his
wife exactly.
/ Tho mother Of tho recently captured
King Kefes, Of AsAantss, ID described ~
- prudent though ; warliks woman"
All. many : man who lives in : better
building than A-shantee knows full well
what that means. "
III the advocates OF . movement now
being inaoguratsd .persusde the popular
mind to their side, the funeral notice Of
the future will be, "Cremation services ON
Thursday. The funeral pile win DO Il
nitsd It sundown.''
|, AT Dubuque Wedding. among the
presents ostentatiously displayed was !.
oae-hundred-dollar bill, present from the
dosing father 70 his darling daughter.
SAftsr the'xussts had departed the ia man
.eoony rolled up the bill and put it In his'
vsss psokss and thatwss ths end :ofia~ (
The London Hornet gives tho following
- one Of ths effects Of the late rsyal mar
fisss s,"Bestsallslrrs- Will Jon have theale.
.yolanss bound IN Rrssis Or Morocco; sit,.
Retired eosl-dsslsr-'Wsll, il I can't have
'Sm bouhd N London sand 'en to Russia.
W must encourage :thhs Car now, you ,,
know"
Ss-':Mr. snith, you said' sou once ai5eiAt-
:ekia the pulpit; did you mean by that
that yeu preached ~ ':No,ssir. Z AssashsT
light for the ma. who uld' prsaoh." ':Ah,
>dt- Court undsrstood you differently.
Thsy IMPOSED that the discourse came d.
rsetly from you" "No, sir, I only threw .
little hight on It"
l.isS.-A Kentucky farmer refused 10 look ct
's'ssmps sewing machine not long ago, III
-ht alwsJs ''soved wheat by hand" He il
,,rslsted to the man who did not want :
threshing machine on his fam, .sfor," said
be- "give me . harness tug or barrel
stAvsi audI oan msku my family toe the
mark according to thelaw and ;soriptsr.''
c'-Aistrons minded woman made tho fol-
lowing gentle reply tos politician who
cslled ther house, TO get her husband to
g 70 the polls and votes: '.Ne, cir, he
can't CO. Hes Wishing to-day. and hs'A'
going o;iron tomorrow, and if he wasn't
doing anything he, couldn't; 60. I run this
exc house. / do, and if anyone votes it'll
be this Same Mary Jane"
i "A Yale student, who is evidently in
tho 'josrnslistio' department.. writes .
twelve verse poem which is entitled, eve
kissed each other BY the ses." "Wsll,
what Of it" asks . Western journalist; =.
'tsAe sesside is no better for such practices
than any other locality: In fsot va have
PIT in soma very sweet work Of that kind
on tho toWpath Of canal in our time, but
didsnot ssy anything about 1t IN print"
ile.,.-Athisf went into Milwaukse jsxslry'
store, whore . woman Vas tho only clerk,
and ran out with gold chain. The wo-
man chased him, yelling "stop theft" at
every jump; but people on tho street
thought it WAS only family row, and did
not interfere. Probably, suppssing tho
fleeing man to be husband in peril, they
rather sympsthized with him. The woman
caught him at last, however, and IN his
pockets were found many stolen articles.