Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1874-03-05

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this rule may save you she agony o.
seeing your child become q liar. I
you say I'll skin you alive: = 90 ans
skin it though it brings tears to- YOU
eyes.
We publish in this issue NJ. Du
fruits new story, entitled the pe!jn
quent's Reminder. or the Land @
the Free" is very fgurative, an
as descriptive tale it is unsurpassed
by any work issued from the press f6l
long time. It is not work of fc-
tiOn-it is reality.
The ladies of the Cong. Society
have two quilts on The frames in the
basement of the church. They are
fine specimens of the comfortable art,
but our imp who lives, moves, and has
his being in printers ink says he'll bet
every stitch represents volun,s. La
dies, don't be severe on onr 3. he has
undoubtedly exaggerated trife.
This is the way the coming wo-
men" in Watshara County does it,
Miss Ida Wishtman-a girl of Is
took with an OK team a load of
young people-~23 in alI--three miles
to singing school on one of the coolest
nights Of the winter, and drove the
team herself Talk about the spunk
of the Berlin school-ma ans! They
can't beat Miss W!
If our girls and boys had a little
just such spunk oar ''siuging school,
would be the nterriest place in town.
Butter is said to be worth so cts.
per pound. It isn't so. That is what
the farmers wives ask for it. Now we
don't propose to eat such valuable food;
we have used butter as a sort of a
greaser that our food might slip easily
into the esophiglis mullet or geet pipe
and thus be conveyed to the duodenum
where--but we wont pay fifty cents
for butter; we'll Boom our "swaller"
first and thus maintain life till grass. -
Mr.. O. H. P. Biglow, informs us
that be will open his new Hotel in
Plover, next week TO the travelling
public. He has not got his hotel all
finished yet, but enough room to &C
commddate the travelling public for the
present During the spring and sum-
mer, he intends to finish it up and also
build large and commodious barn.
We advise those travelling on the road.
and those coming to Plover by railroad
to try this hotel, and we guarantee
they will not go away dissatisfied. -
PioUer Times.
A series of evening. meetings
have been inaugurated at the Cong.
Church. Mr. Webster is delivering
powerful sermons and the congregation
is increasing each evening. Last Tues
day conference and devotional meet
ings were held all day, the congrega-
ton partaking Of a rich collation. in
the basement at 1. P. NJ. It was The
pleasantest gathering we ever attended,
and we only wished that every body
could have been present to partake Of
the good cheer and feel the true sym
pathies of the only real grand trae
brotherhood"
A village of 500 fishermen upon
the ice at Saginaw Bay, Mich. with
their teams, sleighs, shanties and tack
ling was carried out or the bay last
week. The excitement was intense
for a time. Finally 200 escaped, and
subsequently the remaining 100 sue
ceeded in making land, though out all
night With the waves and wind con-
stantly breaking up their frail ice
craft.
Two Boys-"My father is in the
Custom House. Mines in the
station house. my father can keep
on stealing, and yobr's can t.
The blood CLEANSING ortans-the
kidneys, skin and liver-sometime be-
come clogged and the wheels of life
threaten to stop; congestion of a seri-
Gus character has set in. Drug medi-
cation, stimulents, strong cathartics,
all do harm. The remedy is worse
than The disease, if anything. When
you get in this fix, and your system
feels clogged and stopped up" get
bottle of Hamilton's Buchu and DAN
delion--a remedy that acts mildly and
kindly on the kidneys and liver, and
opens UP and relieves the system by
their healthful action. Fl. B. Philleo
& Co. Grand Rapids and Centralia
have it. Try it.
The Waushara Argas says =
Richard White took swallow Of
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