The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1874-01-15
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scoundrell You're an unredesmed yillpu!
You haiu't a single rOdOOuiuS trait in your
character Your wife aud family wisbvO
had seGt you to the psnitenlilry. This
Is the 9th time lvO had you before ne,
aud yuu haze put me to more trouble than
your ueCk is worth. I've c1b@Rd and
prayed over you long enough, you OGout-
drelI Just 90 home and take one glimpse
at your family aad be Of 10 short order
Dou't let's ever hear Of you again! The
grandeur have found two other indics'
meuts against you, bpt I'll discharge you
on your own recogniSuDCo, audit | ketch
you in this neck of woods tu.uorrow morn
ing at daylight, I'll sock you right square
IN Jail and dump you off 10 JcRersonvilC
in less than no time, you Infamous Scoun'
dreI! lfeVOr | catch you crossing your
finger at man, woman or child-whitO
man or uigger-TIl sock you right square
into tho jug! Stand up, you SoOundroI,
while | pass sentence upon yOu!"
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DoN'T BB INoulslTtvs --',HerO'S yer
nice roast chicken, cried au aged cOlorCd
man as the cars stopped at North Carroll,
ma railway station.
Here's your nice roas! cbick'u'u taterR,
ill nice and hot" holding UP his plate and
walking tho platform.
"Whero did you get that chicken,
GucleH' asks passenger.
UuGle looks at the intruder SHARPLY pnd
then turns away crying;
Here's yer nice roast chick'n gcntl'm'n'
all bot, ueod'p; 60 10 The house for dat
Where did you get that Chickcnf" re-
peated the iuquiSitiVe passenger
"Look aver, says uncle, speaking pFi'
yately,, "isyOu from do Norf?"
"YcSp
rs you a friend Of the Guild mani"
IhOpc | am" b@
"Den don't you nebber ask me whar |
got da! chick'n agiu, Here's ser nice
roast chick'O, all bot"
Thetrain started
Il -s~~>~-~~-.-i>-'S, S,N'-,S,-|~r'f e
\ A7PusHISu CREDlToa Those who 90
round With the contribution box in Cali
fernia church, plead aud argue as they go
along. One Of these gentlemen recently
y .as .Iniper FAp
8sloEly, ,l6Q9E bis head, ..5 Nh ssf
4 sssSope, William give something, said
1 the Deacon.
4 ,%Gap'! Do Il, Deak, ,"Said bill 7"
! a"tTby not; isn't The cause good Onel"
"Yesgood 'uuHi but | Ai1't able 70
iIgiys nothing
"Poqhl p0ebIiI know better You must
give me better reason than that
well, ] oEs TOO much money"
"Well, but William, you owe God a
much larger dcbtthpn any one else "
"That's true; but he ain pushing me
like the rest Of my creditors"
He KNEw, --"Johp Smith come up with
your lesson! What does 6, !, ., doubles,
spelli"
well I knew once, but I 6got now"
"Pshaw what is 10 your mothers win.
dow .snshcsf0
"Tbordisso many things that ! cant
remember them all. Let me SEQ. There
Iis the horse.blauket in one place brother
\ jobs bat 10 another-sister Patienc's bon.
ne!in another4nnd fathers old trowsers
IN the hole that Deb and | made yester.
day"
"Take run out johnny! You may
play for while!",
/ A discarded lover 10 EvunsIille, Indian.
a, attempted to shoot the lady be
could not win Tuesday evening, She
stood at the window rolling down the Spr.
tain when The shot was fred, but the ball
striking her cors6ts failed to iujuro her.
Young ladies who decline offers will nov
probably adopt the corset as goat Of
usil.,
A man writes tojdn editor for four dol.
lars because he is so d I'd short, !"
and gets in reply the heartlOss response,
do as | do, standrp on . chair"
An rOld citizen" wishes to inform the
public that StHeresf II no Us use ryingio break
those irop cOal.hoIe covers By setting
dovn IN 'em" Heknows,