The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1874-09-04
slYINGS AND DOINGs.

! and the faculty warrant equal educa-
tionaI progress to all newcomers.
THEY that deny q God destroy 4 mans
| nobility, for certainly man is of kin TO
| the beasts by his body; and, if he IS
not kin to God by his spirit, he is a
| base and ignoble ereature.-BacOn.
THE little mind that. loves itself VIII
write and think with the vulgar hut
| the great mind viii be bravely eecen-
tric, and scorn the beaten road, from
universal benevolence.-GO Goldsmith.
s'THERE viii be no newspaper in
| heaven" said q Brooklyn clergyman,
exultingly. 90 Then you can't give me
the first proof of IT, " retOrted a man IN
the congregation. He was anEeditOr.
SPEAKING of engage gements, there is
lovely little blonde, aged ten, at Sara
toga, who wears a diamond solitaire on
her engagement finger, and is actually
betrOthed TO 4 young man OF nineteen.
HAVE you got little Indian there ?"
said the engineer, as We passed young
sduaw with a papOOse, standing at a
depot on the Pacific railroad. No,
said she half Iniun, half InluEeer y
a FIRST IMPRESSION
recOllect nurse calledsAun,
Who carried me about the grass,
And one fine DAY fine young man
Came up and kissed the pretty isss.
She did not make the least Obiectaonl
Thinks I. :" All
When can talk III tell mamma, -
And that's my earliest recollection
WHEN they told an Indiana woman
that her husband had been sliced up
by a reaper, she impatiently replied
g Well, take the pieces 70 the barn
I can't leave the gooseberry sauce just
now"
THE expression of nervous woman's
face, upon getting into dentists chair,
is something that no man can initiate
until he gets a letter from his mother
in-law, sharply inquiring if that spare
room Is ready.
THERE are forty-two catacombs IN
and around Rome, with galleries five
hundred and seventy-eight miles long,
and IL Is estimated that from four to
seven millions Of bodies have found
a sepulture there.
HERE is a recipe for getting up q
fashionable summer bonnet Let the
lady run her head into sheaf of oats,
and afterward stick in a few field-hOw-
ers here and there to light up her Golf
fure, and the thing is done.
THERE is one recent decision of the
treasury department IN which q thank
fuI public, or the adult portion Of it at
least, viii readily acquiesce. 1t Is that
childFen's whistles, tin horns, ETC., are
" not musical Instruments.
An Irishnan found a government
blanket, and rolling II up put It under
his arm and walked of, saying Yis,
that's moine. . for Patrick, and S for
McCarty be me sovl, but this learnin'
is a foine thing, as me fayther would
say; for If 7 hadn't an edication I
wouldn't have been afther indin' me
blanket"
THERE is time IN the going TO sleep
of weary men when a noise, continued
for fifteen minutes, deprives the would
be sleeper of an entire nights rest.
With a sagacity which is of the devil
himself, the dog in the next yard hits
upon that particular time to do its
barking, and only its thick-headed
owner can rest.
THERE Is still trouble as to the sort
Of statue that shall be placed on the
Vendome column IN Paris. Some want
the Imperial Napoleon, others prefer
the Little Corporal, others would like
the Goddess Of Liberty. One Of the pi-
quaint suggestions is that a magnificent
political weathercOck would be both
and useful.
FASHION at the French seaside Tigor-
ously requires First, a beach dr=rs;
second, a breakfast dress third. a
dress fourth, an evening
dress and as a lady cannot wear the
same dress every morning and evening,
there must be several Of each sort, ex-
cept the beach dress. at least thirty
for a months stay, and not more than
three in a trunk.
THY parted in Forrow, they parted in
tears. The husband was to remain at
Bordeaux, for he had q situation there
the wife was 70 go 70 London as a gov
erness. and they filed the railway sta
ton with the noise and sorrOw OF their
parting. 50 Do not cease TO love me.
and do not forget that you are the wife
Of a decent man" said the husband.
g Never, never, said the wife, and she
pulled out her handkerchief and tied a
knot in It that she might remember.
THE following testimony to the virtue
Of patent manure was received bY its
owner " Dear Sir-The land compog-
ing my farm has hitherto been SO poor
that 8 Scotsman could not get q living
Of It, and so stony that We had 10 slice
our potatoes and plant them edReWays;
but hearing Of your manure, put some
Or q tsn-acre field surrounded by a rail
fence, and IN the morning I found that
the rock had entirely disappeared, q
neat stone wall had eDcireled the field,
and the rails we're split into fre-wOod
and piled up Systematically IN my back
yard.
CoGGIA's comet has scarcely disap-
Beared before another erratic celestial
visitor dawns upon the world. II. B0-
relli, at Marseilles, has discovered a new
comet. It's position is reported in right
ascension, 15h 25m, and its polar dis
tance 80 deg. It can be seen In our
latitude, and Il Is described as "moder-
ately bright. and having movement
toward the northwest. Borslli is a very
astronomer, and, Ike his
colleague, COggia, has made, hereto
fore, some important astronomical dis
soveries. Whether his present comet
viii rival COggia's Is yet 70 be demon
strated.
4 WICKED fellow couldn't OF wouldn't
pay his bill ct one of the summer resort
hotels II Pennsylvania, whereupon the
proprietor sent him from
office to lawn distance Of thirty feet
with 8 rapidity suggestive only Of an
aiE-gua. And what does the impecuni-
Gus youth do In the revenge line but
tell the nurses there we're two cases Of
cough IN the house ! The
told the mistresses, the mis-
fresses tolled the bell TO send for their
bills, and IN ten hours only fifty ont Of
one hundred and fifty people renamed.
A chrome IS nov offered Tor shat young