The Arizona sentinel., 1874-06-27
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a laborer off boy. II don't krow I"
what does your father get on
Saturday night?" "Gat?" said
the boy; '.why he gets tight"
The mayor of a Portuguese CITY
once enumerated, among the
marks by which the body of a
drowned man might he identified,
"a marked impeachment 10 his
speech"
One ran Judge something of
the patience of HOLSTERS from the
statement Of an Indiana naper
that twenty men handled over
thirty. five cords of wood to get at
q rabbit.
Twentv-one freshmen were late.
IL suspended from an English
college heceuse a prOfassOrcouldn't
find out who placed ten ounce
tack in his chair. He. however,
knew all about who sat down on
T..
"0hn said poor sufferer TO a
dentist. "thpt's the SECOND wrong
tooth you've pulled out::" Very
snrry,. sir" said The laundering
operator; 'fbut there were only
three when ] begun; am sure to
be right the next time"
"A man applied for a divorce at
Burlington the other day because
lis better half had deserted him,
saying that SIZE did It "prnpose
10 leave New York State to go
and live with a lot nf id Yer.
mont gum-chawers."
An iowa engineer married A
Young lady while waiting. for i,
late train last week. That's no
great shakes a couple might
marry and raises large family OF
children while waiting for train
in some of the Indiana depots.,-
A little boy in ST. Cloud a few
days ago undertook to see if he
could lift himself by hanging on
mules tail. He found ont all
about It, and the doctors think
the skin on his forehead will grow
up, but will leave bad scar.
As friend. al, otir elbow SAYS he
thinks It just rs rrprrhensible for
women tn get tight by lacing as
for men 10 get tight by whisky
Both injure the system. Well.
it's none of our particular bust.
ress any way. Men General v get
tight 'csu. e it's pleasant, and
women get tight corsets nice.
A Young lady who entered a
Broadway fnusicrstGresand asked
the young man in attend. nce,
"fiave Won Happy bream-:' was
astnnished when he replied: "Nn.
Tna'am, I'm .masily5trouhled with
fiip nightmare" He didn't know
why the went out so hurriedlv
and slammed the store door after
Her.
Attic last ball at Wyoming.
Miss-was attired in a huff
9rOsgrained huckskin' dress, with
army blanket, Overskirt. bottom
lonRed up with hMkskin Strings
cut has. flair dressed n Red
Cloud, i'm which wastwinpd a few
sprigS of sage brush. the whole
secured behind i'm a bunch with
|. I handsome pin made with a pine
s plinter and ~ buffdlo's ear.
The lawyers of indianapolis are
torturingdheir brains over an ex-
traOrtlinafy problem Some years
ago a lady Of that city Was mar
ried, and four months thereafter
separatef' fromgher husband, was
divorced and remarked in a
month. aud four months there
after g we birth to a child by her
first husband. Quite recently
The second husband procured
divorce and The custody of the
child was awarded t0-him. Now
GENES the fir~thRsband and claims
ft44 child. and the l,ywer5 are
asking. 'Who. is entitled to its
lossession?'
The scissors editor ofa news
paper is commonly the butt for
many small jokes. hut q 'on'em
l,orary comes boldly to the rescue
Of those undervalued students of
literature. 1t says: "Some peo-
ole estimate the ability Of news |
S1apef and the talent of AN editor
bv the qsantity of original mat.
t4F. II is comparatively an easy
task for frttfy writar tOpUur
gut d.,ily a colUann Of words
words upon any and adj subjects.
His ideas may flow in one weak.
waShy, ev ,ria, ting fiond, and the
command of his language mav
enable him TO string then tog.therI
like punches Of onions, and vet
his paper may be. a ,mesgre and |
nor concern. Indeed the mere
writing part of editing a paper is
INT a small pGrtiiDn OF the work