The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-11-27
WHAT TIE WITS SAY.

1t is better to be flush in The poel ihai
III the face.-Danburg Neps.
In Wisconsin when they want 10 noot
the cranberry marshes, they send for Il Chi
cago girl to put her foot in the river.-l9
Louis Pape,'.
Winnie Ream's statne of s'The West. =
has been set up in ST. Louis, aud there is 2
vide difference of opinion as to its merits.
among stone masons.-AJyus.
The St. Louisian never dies suddenly. He
walks around half dozen years telling
| people about his liver and chewing quinine.
before crossing the iver.-IH7acautee Neass.
How sharper than serpents tooth it is
| nave mans wife draw the bed-clothes
over her head and declare that she won't
build lire if she dies for it.-NeD York
NaH.
Boston Globe. Sad to think that, after
| the election, when a man comes home about
three hours too late, he cannot excuse him
sell by saying, "P' P'iit'cal 'cess'ty m'lovew
New York Commercial: Won't it seem
| funny to have Ben Butler staying at home
and reading the news of what they are do
ing in Congress?
Milwaukee Neos: A party of Sioux In
dians stole patent ice cream freezer last
week, thinking it WAS hand organ, and
all the big medicine men turned the crank
week before they concluded there was no
music in it.
Worcester Press Six and half feet Of
bride stood before the altar in Paris
church the other day, and promised to love-
cherish and obey three feet and quarter of
bridegroom; and that's the long and short
of it.
Detroit Free Press The MiIle1ites have
settled on the Goth Of November as ascen- |
sion day, but for men who expect TO be in |
heaven ON the 21st they hold hay and oats
up wonderfully stiff, and want their cash
down.
Building is said to be very active in Con-
nectlcut. 1t isn't so much so in BROOKLYN. /
Builders here have to go out in the back
yard and erect Lighthouses, just to keep from
forgetting their trade. Argus.
Since the defeat of Jimmy HAYES in New
! ork, apprehensions are felt that Hon
John Morrissey will move off toward the
setting sun, and consequently most of tile
Western legislatures are passing stringent
avs against galnbling.-Argus.
Parson Brownlow says it's lust what he
90 little white man in the Republican par
y. When Parson Brownlow puts on his
thinking cap he often sets u large quantity
'i wisdom in motion.-ArguS.
A more remarkable Autunnal season
han this, atmospherically or politically con-
idered, eau hardly be recalled in the rccol-
ections of the Oldest inllabitant. Meteor
logically the season has been dry, hut po-
ltcaly We have had deluge-Nen Yorh |
Herald.
A man who was taking the registry of :
births iii q neighhoring city, went to the
Louse of q somewhat coarse, hard man, aud
lot finding any one at home, asked young :
ady who was jnst coming out of neigh :
'oring house if there had been any births !
q that house the past year. ''No," she re- !
lied, ''but the man who lives there ought :
9 be born again. '-BostoB TraDeler.
a cat doth meet cat on garden wall, !.
a II cat doth greet cat, OH why need they both 4
very tommy has his ta',by waiting on the wall, .
nd yet ne welcomes her approach by uuearthsy =
IA "a t ff RI b bFesi5as si5 III. Sack Hb and NOT /,
If twere cole more than love that made fellow
groan?
: WasAingto3s Capital.
Old Mr.. Crabapple is very much pleased T
18th a gentleman Who he has engaged 10 d
NV wood. 'sWben he piles the wood,'' v
AID old Crabapple TO his friend, eff one c
tick projects beyond the others, he pounds t
in with an AK Hes aslouch, replied v
Id man Stubble; s.you should see my wood II
awyer When he gets the wood all piled, |;
Q takes off the rough projecting ends with o
clawhammer saw Does he? Well, he G
ouldn't pile wood for me-" broke in old 6
pikenburg; ''my sawyer piles the wood {
arefully, then goes over the ends with . i
ack plane, sandpapers them down, and S
uts ON coat of varnish before he ever
links of asking for his pay" Then they ),
Il went into The Grand Hotel after big :
rink, before syntax could tell how his :
rood sawyer silver plated all the ends of !
he wood, and nailed handle on each and !
very stick to pick it up by.-lS6t@rdag /
Vigil. i