The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1874-08-08
Facts and Eancics.

Can there be such a thing as an epidemic
among reservoirs?
American "settlcrs Gin Sling and
Brandy Cocktail
MOhammedanism has been defined as
''that blessed religion which makes people
wash themselves"
Washington papers agree that the green
peaches are worse than congress ever
thought of being.
Don't go TO law unless you have nothing
to lose lawyers houses are built on fools
heads.
An Iowa editor recently announced that
a certain patron of his was ''theving as
usual. 1t was written ''thriving.'
The excuse of a young lady to her
minister, who caught her mapping, was
Don't you think ladies had better be fast
asleep than fast awake
A Saratoga hackman offered to take a
party out to the horse races the other day
for $50, or to sell them his hack, horses,
harness and good will for S25.
One of the late greatest pipe-fanciers in
the world, Major General Raffaovich of
the Russian army, is now IN the country
lie has a collection of more than 600 pipes
What is the difference between the outer
wall of a bridge and two nice young
ladies? The one is parapet and the
others are pair-o pets, of course.
a gentleman, on presenting lace collar
to his adored one, said, carefully, "Do not
let any one else rumpc it," "No, DEAR
she replied; "I'll take it off,
Two CANNES, with wire wells over their
mouths, tried to engage in fight the other
day Finally, perceiying the utter useless
ness of the attempt they separated, one
going off on his ear while the other
travelled off on his muzze
The Western clergyman who lost $40 to
a three-card-monte man delivered an
eloquent discourse the following Sunday,
showing how the devil has such power over
men that they can't trust their own eyes.
"Who asked if yer wanted anything. 4"
said Lowell peder to a lady who said
that she did not, as soon as she opened the
door. mind yer peezness, and don't
refuse to buy till you are asked
\ woman died of consumption in lief
fersonyille, Ky, the other day, and the
man who wrote her obituary SAYS that she
gently strobe into the dark cave of eternal
night at s. o'clock in the morning"
1t may not be true, but it is said that an
lrshman, after he had seen numerous hills
and mountain ranges of New Hampshire.
exclaimed, "Bedad, | never was in n
country before where they had so much
land they had to stack it,
The Danbury man, IN his last letter from
London, remarks. SAN the theatres are
provided with convenient bars tended by
young women. And these young women
who tend bar in England get from seventy
five to one hundred and thirty dollars
year and their board, They rarely found
hospi ais.
a wicked little boy in II Denver Sunday
school was asked by his teacher if he had
learned anything during the past week
80, yes, said he. "What is it you have
learned Z" "Neyer to lead deuce when
you We got an ace back Of it, was the
reply.
Neighbor-"Good morning, Mr."
Old man-"IIowdy."
Neighbor-"Iiow Is Mrs IS health
this summer
Old man-"She 3 q little better; I'm
afraid she will summer through"
On the body of a drowned man at
Lebanon Springs was found the following
verse
Martin OConnor didn't water his whiskey,
very Dau practice, ana horribly risky.
John keer took 1t straight without reduction,
Ana this was the cause OF his sudden destruc-
ton"