The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1874-07-16
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FACTS AND FANCIES.

match because he SAID she had lOOt
like raisin boy.
THE young lady who mistook DO tie
Of mucilage for hair oil has been too
,,stuck up" to go to any parties since.
A Boston man boldly declares that
if he couldn't get ont of Philadelphia
any other way he would cheerfully
crawl into a mortar and be shot out OF it.
49," wonder ii it's sea-sickness that
makes sailors always heaving up an
chors % exclaimed Aunt Hcpzibah, as
she looked thoughtfully up from her
morning paper.
A little boy of our acquaintance a
few days ago, after Nttentlyely watch
ing n couple of industriously inclined
bugs, remarked that even the bugs had
got to playing marbles.
-" Now, Sammy, tell me, hovo you
read the story of Joseph % " Oh, yes,
uncle" "Wcll, then, what wrong did
they do when they sold their brother
"They sold him too cheap, think.
A peddlcr calling on an old lady to
dispose of some goods inquired OF her
if She could tell him of any road on
which no peddler had travelled. "Ges,
replied she, &" | know of one, and that's
the road to heaven.
Out of one hundred and elghty'tWo
boys IL the Connoctlcut reform sclioo',
the superintendent reports tInat Inat one nun,
dred and eighty are liars. The proposal
now is to educate the entire, lot of EN-
for the profession of the law.
1t will render your oaIly rou.Lne ot os
ifc more balmy to be maze a"'ro o.
the fact t4at hydIoPhotpilIt can ,ot 80 nnJ o"
munlcated oy ""B 'i,". ,,,Ilaniv ~ ] atort
and mat the "lSel5e may '"I''''i'' 'I ''''''
from Il bite twenty years o'"'
An elderly clergyman OF Chlc&go,
when asked the other day why ne haH
never married, replied tho' ilt i''" HpCuo ,.,
his lifetime IN looking ,; l2f TGn,"n ;t ,,ai, m,U
would refrain Iro'n M3'm,rh ,.5r Gov, r,,mrj ncr
OF Shippers ana 'o D''' III .., ~ I',,,' ,,,,,,
A Brooklyn young Womoh' |Io II
abandoned her old husband says . ne, ne
was too soft. | couldn pG nuSHluE
and kissing him all the Whlle--'t lSil il =
my disposition. | couldn't pear 10 oo
obliged to sit on his lap ana euo"Io u'n'
every time | wanted n cent
WALT Wh;tmau's ode to the St.
Ionis bridge
,'o"'' ,,,;,''a D',"o -, 81 lopi-,
s,ro,%hcd ~. from tho buugs Of mu,lIpIt'ated
beer kcg- .,....,, ,.,, h.
Already oycpa-sed by feet 'nGt g'"., ,". ,2n. an
cNccIIod IN Chicago '"l'''" NV ''' w.
ccG"9n, ,ho mnItnamon, oxpocta-
H''rJIyT" ti@n4 of T'' the wbcrcnr and wherefore.
For it strng serpent hucd myriod- r
And lightning grdo' mo"7''''''''7 VI '"
kinds, o.o ,u,,..po.mod,c whr,s Of
Down t4ro"Sh INC "''''' ''..''
pnmf"nmdng, bambooaItus all, grcotho Here
after, ........ .,, ,bo cnrn,ipa-
In an anm,,,HSlH"J .il1 III Gn,J,rongo. yMyDlo,'' "
TO" VI ,,I, ,,rnnosos T., bring over
--JHsgPn odo T,P,;n ALop ,pbhorors pt" and let them
h,OOo t EnS'tSh IH,o,ty WIS ia but Joseph had
know what liberty N, ,,,out, "mt "V Gnr their
better make .t,, arfn'g'aEom,' gLn5ore thew land
bread ana pu!Ion D3o, of irrrlom Won't 90
Three square miles ol u. ',Ir,'0"r hunr,ry man%
as far as a sandwich to " h"nb'' '''''''
Dc'ro" Fr'c /'''SS' ,,ro,,1 y,
A person wants 10 pee, DE c"LG'",, nf n1o', =,
course, but where in the crown croIW, OF one me, .
hat can one find room LOT t,pont st,p v1 of a
ing directions lof tng I,,,o,,J,nn ,,% q, ruIes