, 1874-08-02

out there, and to q good worker would ps7 tha
salary Of 515 = week. Owing to tue great dis.
tence and hosgy travelling expenses, hoHsYar,
his offer was not accepted.
miscellaneous Items,
Generally spoaklng-Women.
--lirs. Bedeil, OF Eulore, sdyort!ses that tere,
after her husband must ''cut his oxn feed -,
| siarEe." She won't pay his debts.
"A crew from Fassar il suggested for ths sne,t
| regatta. How all tho boats would hug Taasar
| Somebody alraTtlaes preparation for keen.
ing a lady i hand FREQ from chaps. report thst
sha hns no money would do tue same thing
| A Kansas girl wouldn't he married without
yellow ribbon around her waist, aud boy rods
s miles to get it while the guests waited.
The strongest propensity i'll Eoman's natura
says cynical writer, is d dcsire TO know Whist Ii
! going on; and tha next to manage the job.
"A brooklyn girl has just rejected suitor
because his arm wasn't long enough to go round
her. She says if she's going to haye loVer 4.
| al she moans to have good lit.
| Why do women talk lass ln February than II
| my other month? Because it ia tho shortest
| month in tho year.
Don't be stubborn unless you are sure you
| can Afford it. Right in the midst OF the late
panic, All Iowa man chose to be- perversey obsti.
| mite. 11is daughter wanted 500 silk Dress and
he wouldn't got it, aud he lost S6J by tho opera-
| ton. Sho took cold poison, and the funeral e1-
| penses were S150.
- #tuiAU . uoAeSL1 ID iih8 Gef CQlQT-FT~
ceedingly becoming if it il not put on.
--Amoug the graduates at the State Normal
i School in Salem, Massachusetts, tho other day,
was ono young lady. standing at the head OF tho
| class, who has earned money to pay her az
penses during the tWo years by running d sew
ing-Macline.
ARE You burglar, sir? II 40, do not
come in, as I aIl all Alone" said ; Somervlle3
Massachusetts, serrant~gir1, when man called
tho other day.
"A Portland man had 3 suit of clothes thirty.
Six years old worn at each Of his four Weddlng1.
And it is not yet worn out.
+ a marriage took place in this city yesterday,
which, on uccount OF certain circumstances !" III
the case" should not 20 nDnOticcd- Tho bride-
groom, We understand, ia 26. the bride about 50.
The present happy man is her fifth husband, No.
was buried between one and two months ago
Cumberland Aid.) .ye,os.
Irritation is described "a attention Hithon&
intention.
"A man in Muhlcnburg County, Ky., II years
old, is living with his sixth rlfe. He tu1isl
two wives and ono child in ak weeks
Simple, without being nckshly seutimsntal
WAS the form Of marriage service in town IN
Iowa the other day. This MAS tha way OF it.:
Join your right Lalds. Do you want ons
another" CThey both answer, ayes. y well.
then, haze one another. You're man and vita"
OF women for doctors?" Doctor--"Tney ara
Invaluable, madam, to our profession. We de-
rive tsfo-thirds OF our income from them"
=" Young in years but an old eloper," Is
portion OF the description Of runaway wife
which was loft at AL Indianapolis station-house.
-suayen't right to be saacy. If please?"
asked young lady Of IN old bachelor. "1es,
if yon please, but not If you displease, vas tho
answer
Children a5e made to walk in the right path
in Detroit. FonzGcea women attended = dog
fight in that city, the othez day, with theu b.
bles.
a Kentucky man. whi|a drunk, or1ored bis
wife to take q hammer a1d nail ani knock 1l5
teeth out With that meskness of spirit and
obedience Which cAaracterlzes her se1, thas
loving Wifo obs1ed tho orders OF nor lo1c'
When LIE got sober his swearing dsdnt count
because he mumbed SO it could moi be under"
stood.
A writer on women aays IT It wcro batter Tor
women il lo7o were loss to har; and then no
went homo md hla Wlfe kept him awake hah ta6
night javing. ....-.
"A Delaware girl puts on great airs beeaun
she has been the cause Of five sucidas among
the young men in her peighborL0od.
After years Of study, Ill Ohio man hAs ols'
covered how to make his woulanalnd useful Ia
recently Litchod his wife a1ltl stopdaughter e
q: sllovel-p1ow and plow 3>5 acres of corn S'ta
them.
Tho young ladies' of Boone, H., are charged
with meanderlng through tue stroeta plaJfuDY
kicking over dry-goods boxes and punching oas
another's llats OF with their parasols.
In order to keep hirod Girl in Colorado it il
necessary to provide a horse aud buggy for hsr
to attend grange meetings With, md . Piano fo1
recreation.
-The authorities OF tho Working Women's
College in London, have determined to open thst
institution in October next for tla joipt eiuca-
ton Of men and women.
Mss Harriet Upton has baoneathed q. 1.Q0oso
The City Of Salon. Nass.. TIM fnterost to beda-
voted to The mar ercrv fi Taanisr;ring Dav.
Jones eays That why Ia isn'. married ii
because that VIXEN be wooed sbo Wouldn't.
Satin and silk ievelry IA ia the very latest
nrntty. The ear,iros ara in tie ball.
rarc. star. aud double bar share. md tbs braee
lets vide bands gaudi]y ornan1ented..
Tho Woshingtou Ghrou;cjo ia RESPONSIBLE fot
the gtutemont that a yo1ur widow On < street,
who hes Sc. 900 in her own right refused eight
of[erg OF marriaco from disehanted clerks ID
,ue dar and two RIGHTS.
-Derout mother to younp ladv, who fs burr