The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1874-12-09
Chan.

Face cards-Photographic portraits.
Open-order-'Six on the half she'll
A dead latch-That on cemetery
gate.
A string band-The vigilance com.
mittee.
The oldest western settler-The
evening sun.
A Varick street saloon keeper an
nounees, by sign-board. Irish Lager
Bier
| What is that which increases the
more you take from it? Why, hole,
OF course.
| A lawsuit about hog worth sc has
just ended at Terre Haute. Costs Of
court, 800.
! An lrishman who was fettered to
another prisoner said, "Begad! his
fate is linked to mine"
The Carlists deny that the siege of
lrun is raised Don Carlos did not
say Il came, I saw, Irun.'
When Noah made the ark fast with
a cable tow there was tide in the af-
fairs of men taken at the food
When dead nlan is spoken of as
''the late Mr.. Smith, the inference is
that he did not die early enough.
Let the lovers of wild turkeys take
the advice of Dr. Greeley and 60 West
At Palmyra, Mo-, they sell for Z cents
a pound.
Cant you make any allowance for
. mans being drunk" Certainly"
said the judge, I'll allow you thirty
days in the work-house."
1t makes Boston merchants wife
mad when the papers speak Of her
husband as an adulterer merely be
cause he puts sand in the sugar-Mil.
Sentinel.
Here-where's the man who said
that old papers would make go,,d pill
lows? We want to see him Tor few
minutes down behind the old grist-
mill.
! CeYebro-spi8al- l-meningitisi is tough
word for telegraphers to get hold OF
on the wires \ Sioux City lightning
Erker wrote it out "Carabo Spencers
Menagerie."
An old lady was admiring the beau
tiful picture called Saved" ''It's
no wonde,,' said she, that the poor
child tainted after pulling that great
. dog out OF the water"
!, Mrs. Partington writes to say that
she cant make out why all the "help"
she gets are SO stupid, when she is
, always SO particular to obtain them
from an intelligence Office.
An old woman at Liverpool, Ohio,
didn't want EN- to take any trouble
after she was dead. but if it was Just
the same she d like to be buried with
her $pectacles on.
| A Dubuque man did own dog
t whleh woald attack buggy wheel as
= the vehicle was dashing by. After
{ the dog got his head between the
, spokes no one owned him any more.
A Texas saloon keeper, who used a
!, stolen gravesto one for a beer counter,
, has been persuaded, by the argu-
. ment Of grass rope in the hands OF
:. ais neighbors," to abandon the prac-
! tice.
: The Archbishop Of Canterbury. in
: q private ietter to the Bishop Of Win
5 chester, denies the statements made
n in some High Church papers which
: ascribed his baptism to a nurse, and
G made Bishop Bagott express regret al
i having confirmed him.
An exchange tells story about .
: peculiar Green Bay Baby" w
should think green bay was a peculia,
!, color for baby, though We never saw
i aid.
y $50 you take lessons in drawing
e Sallie?" Yes, and the teacher say.
d I'm an apt pupil, as l draw more in
a ferences, insinuatiOns, admirers, and
allowance than any other girl in the
o academy
An inebriated man. walking alops
the street, regarded the moon with
. sovereign contempt: You needn',
" feel 20 proud, he said, you are full
! only once month, and I am every
! night"
- A man who pretended to have seer
: a ghost said to him: How should
understand what he said" replied The
d narrator, II am not skilled in any o
C the dead languages.
s There is man in Terre Haute wbt
;. regards the Springfield (Ill.) Register
:. as humorous paper. 1t is rare tha
- so much discernment is displayed b.
one who. like this man. is deaf dumb
: and blind.-Terre Haute Gaz.
!. 4 Canada man tied his dog to tn,
'f end of rear car the other day, ant
l. then bet the beast could keep up will
a the train. Strange to say. when the,
n got into Detroit the dog was ahead
o there was nothing else left ofhim.-N
Y. Com. Adv.
~ The will of resident of Middlesex
:. Del, recently deceased, contains tn
:. following clause: And I bequeth t.
% my beloved con John the sum of on
dollar, with which to buy rope Ion
:. and strong enough to hang that lrisl
wife ofhis."
TO During the late total eclipse Of tn
le moon an Armenia youth tried the tele
ID scope dodge on his venerable fathe,
re but, alas! that aged gentleman remov
ir Ell round piece of paper from the Oh
g ject glass, and practiced tanning o,
lg the basement of the urchin's loonta
( IpAnts-AmeniaT Timoa