The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-08-27
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THE next SENSATION VIII w We cVul-
noxlal spasm.
A FANCY dry goods house Will occu-
ply Wheat's old stand, on Elm street
DAVENPORT Il LOVE are fixing up
handsomely In their coy bran new
store.
CHARCOAL fertilizing is being tried
to some extent by vegetable gardeners
In and about this city.
A CAR load of the Sterling school
furniture Is expected by its active
agent, Mr.. Payne, IN II few days.
PROFESSOR CLARK, of the Patrons In
stitute at Richardson, was In the city
yesterday, and Is quite a patron OF our
city.
SoME-Dallas wives plan some time in
advance the most becoming styles in
which they will have.their dresses cut,
to wear to their husbands funeral.
A YOUNG dry goods clerk in this city
IL tantallzed by sweet customer,
mostly hustle, who asks him iorty-iive
questions TO every yard Of goods she
buys.
DEPUTY SHERIFF OGDEN brought IN IA
man, yesterday, who borrowed horse
of another man when that other man
wasn't at home. There are some more
of the same kind to come IN yet.
Our manuscript, yesterday, did not
read "pope" berries or dissimilar
"veihs." It read poke" berries and
dissimilar views" Prodlgiously diff
ferent from what the types made it.
Your little dog who goes down street
to-day ungallanted may not come
home chassaing on three legs, with a
smile In his orb, as IL his wont. In
fact, should he behold a policeman, he
may not come home at all.
The owner Of very fine carriage
horse bled his animal to death, yestcr
day, on his farm mile and half
west of this city. The animal was val
ued at five hundred dollars, which
amount the owner was offered for him
two days ago.
Those who attended the Mexican
sell on Tuesday night, were seen talk
ing In a melancholy air with the tomb
stone men, yesterday, and also to dark
ly converse with the undertaken, and
lean In q sombre manner on the
shoulders Of the grave digger.
The organization Of II serenading
party, consisting entirely of young la
dies, Is iu:nored. Some wives having
heard that their husbands are to be
complimented by this group threaten
"bilen" water and watermelon rinds,
and a divorce from their husbands af-
forwards.
A CORRESPONDENT, signing himself
"a Resident" asks the attention of the
board ofhealth ITO the horrible odor
circulating around the northeast corner
OF Elm and Austin streets,n and attrib-
utes 1t to a mass OF decaying vegeta-
BILE deposit In that immediate neigh
borhood. 1t should be at once looked
into.
A HooDLUM got into the beverage"
cellar Of the Cosmopolitan hotel Oh
Tuesday night and sampled all .that
therein Is" He vas found In an hour
or so after his labor getting up ticket
for the next presidency, consisting In
part OF Henry Ward Beeecher for pres
ident, and Mrs. Theodore Tilton for
vice president, with Grant to be al
lowed to remain IN the White House
for another four years provided he
keeps his mouth shut (hlc).
We have suggestion to make to our
city authorities, which they can adopt
or not, as they see at, but which. II
seems to us, Is deserving of attention
Pacific avenue In its whole width
should be graded down to the grade Of
the Pacific railway, and proper cutters
made along each side. In It's present
condition, the street Ii a nuisance TO
travellers along It, as well as to resi-
dents thereon. We throw out the sug-
gestion and hope that the city fathers
will give II their consideration.
Resctnded.
Wo 1oarnad x,a.to~<l...xt.k 1f...ts