The Hawaiian gazette., 1874-07-15

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Mayor Of Pi,,sbarg TO the Crasa5srs-~T Take
arrest
Lecturers have adopted the grocs,s motto
Cash on delivery
A journal 10 Missouri says that Senator Seharz
as az amateur pianist, Is 90 sioaeh."
Ten cents a line Is What the Lansing, Nich,.
Rera5-ls charges lor printing original poetry. r.
A Wisconsin minister has been dismissed iron
an orthodox palpit because be built IRE uader
baaIky horse.
He has len a void that cauno: Be easily filed. ?.
IS the blak director J0uehiusly remarked Of the
a5sco1dilg cashier.
The hot blast Is nov used IN dentistry Moth
ing viii dry q cavity Of the gum 50 quickly. Il
is clown In by means OF syringe
A Southern paper speaks q q esv.aia literary
mar as one wh0 writes With luminous force
L5rts I.eratare must be his lJrse.
The expenses Of short tour abroad are small
when compared With a six weeks sQjoGru az >
first class ~S4-atosa OF Long Bra1ca Hotel
A prominent physician declares thas since iced
tea came into hlsbioc the d-estigc and The nerves
are disapPea-iug more rap5iIy than ever.
A Kansas cry uaa was recently dangerously
iriured 5y the b1rs.ia- os 5esr bottle The
crusaders vii celebrate With appropriate os7e-
monies.
THIS moral advice Is from the Saa Antonio
CTsxas Ee.rass: d" Ifoar yourg men Do not
wish TO FL gamblers grave they should taper
oE on ro5bilg stages,
III save ten cents day from ny drinks,
ruui14-ei old Rsi1oss. Il wil be $50 50 a yeas.
and in ii,y years it vii Be Sl,S15, sid then
can marry May. Dear Msry.--Br1oi..a Arg.
The editor Of the New Orleans Pi-1-z,gs de-
fas Bs-gb. and says that be VII carry his chick
e1s hone by the legs any vay. And Mr.. Bergb
saws that It mast come natural 70 uau CT that
editors habits to see thiags upside dowc.
Sunday school ricaiss IL Texas a-s eharn-
ic- aEairs. They take the eho-ch organ o1s IA
the woods aud with the assistance Of sore cd
Uncle Ned 70 play the violin and CAL the f-17e,
the children daace the iiye-lo1g day
The number OF love poems which have beer
written wcaIt make = Pile Which woai6 dwarf
tie pvrauids. PsE0a upon Ossa would have
seemed Bat d type OF It. and TIE Tower Of Babel
AZ its highest elevation woa-d 1os have o'a-sop-
Psi il.
For felicity Of metaphor commend Is TO the
editor Of the Ss. Louis Dis11.at. who says thls
after Arkansas. Grants third tern. 70 the Demo
e-1s, IS Ike l4tss-i1s fellow With 1TEE. r17-sis
and bzviu- druaksa barber 70 shave hin with
4 bard-saw-
O1s Of Charles Sz-osr's re7i1isce1css Of
Da1ie. Webster < that when Be vas quite !
y111E maa. he and the godike had bese en-
ploye5 as counsel for the Commonwealth. and
had been awardsd $1,000 each for their legal
services Webster collected S11oers BIZ II spite .
Of the hsters re-oos,arce: but Sumner vas
enable 70 collect the $1,000 OF Webster during
life. or OF the estate after his death
Charie7 Crothsrs. Of Gree1sel3. ( oos Of the .
sa,5oa-keepe-s the Obfo women have been labo,- .
ing With. He received then day af.sr day, with .
welcome. aud locked happier every visit 01e 4
day. an old patron broke o1s I say, Charter,
ai1t roa gistia' most tired Of this singh and .
p-avta' bs-nis 81 What ne gissia' tired Nc. 4
sir r res1oa6ed Charley. euPhaiicaIly. III zit +
tired Of tie little si1ziu' and Prayia' they Do II
nv salooa here. What VII DO when Tn IN coz
paay rist he angels. Who t1at Do uosLia' but
sing and Pray'
sI-. vaIiaat. 4 member OF the Maryland House
Of fRs7ressuta.fves. recently addressed the Assem-
bly il verse. The incident is Suggestive Of tear
fal possi5iE.iss. Suppose that Alazaader h Ste
phe1s should dIlats ous or his speeches into
metre. and force Coagress Or at least the Speaker
and reporters. 70 Ezssa 10 IT. Ct imagine S17ge1i
singing IN The senate 4a ode o. the fature Of he
Cearral Pasise. or Hsrve Iutoning On epic o.
finance. The mana night extend % the Waite
Roase. and Grants next message be written Il
Hupine hsranste-s. Tbs legislative poet should
be sq1elchei ere it be TOO hie-
ErJus-e Ciaypool aa5 sz-Judge Bright Przs-
t5ee IN the Superior Cou-s IN IadiasaPolis- They
were pitsed the other day n a eaze Which warmed
then m to their best work II the middle Of
Clavpoor' : sumninc ~. Bright remarked, That's
aEs- aH ANYBODY bat fslou had sid thas,-
raportss Clavpooi. zould have knocked hin
so-,r Than there was row The E1-Ju6gss
made f,r each other, bat thsir fghtiag vas 50
awkward that neither hit the ether, aliho1ga Two
LAWYERS Who tried 70 part thsz got bruised f1ees-
he prssisins Judge declared Bright to have been
tie accussr. and EFed hin $50