The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1874-08-13

devil.
! There is great method in Theo
dore's madness.
Gaynor parts his hair in the mid
die. That settles him.
We find Mr.. Tilton saying at one
time that his wife is ~ pure as an
angel; at another that she is as false
as Lucifer.
The prevalent sentiment in the
Southern press is that the cunning
season in Brooklyn ought to have SET
in long ago.
Mrs. Cady Stanton and Susan B.
Anthony have taken hand in the
great scandal. Mid scenes Of confu-
sion and screecher complaints Sing
Indianapolis women are relating
little "reminiscences Of how they used
g romp With HenrY Mad Reacher;
"But sir, they add, WAS very
young"
If we may believe the BROOKLYN
Eagle, it was Theodore Tilton who
enabled Charles Goodrich to commit
suicide.
1t must be said in behalf of Brig
ham Young that he never made
trouble in any other gentleman's fam
lily.
Miss Anthony is rummaging
through the wilds Of Otsego county
gathering wild flowers and all sorts
Of strange herbs.
Let US remember that neither re-
ligion, sects, nor virtue are touched
by the scandal and infrmi,ies involv-
ed in this Brooklyn exposition.
Beecher's paper,the CArsssian In
ION, has IN "Uppermost Topics" de-
partment, but there is nothing about
that "Brooklyn sorrow" in il.
If Henry Ward Beecher is free
from blame, he has reason to curse
both himself and his friends for un-
speaksble folly.-St. Louis Demo
crdt.
Susan b. Anthony was interview
the other day concerning that about
Beecher. Nothing was elicited, OK
oept that Susan's age is IS.
A ''social cataclysm' is what they
call it in the intellectual department
Of the New York Tribune. We
should think it was at least that, il
not more.
There are said to be FIVE Sundays
in August. We don't care to look
1T the almanac; but how lucky it is
that Mr.. Beecher is enjoying his Va
cation.
"How about the Beech" The
conversation was not continued, how
ever. The man is dead, and his
corpse may be seen at this Office.
Frank Moulton will wait for Mr..
Beecher. Mr.. Beecher will wait for
Frank Moulton. This is strategetic,
doubtless ;but meanwhile Is the truth
going to fly awayy
There is nothing in life more beau
tiful than love; but if you wish to en-
joy it thoroughly the party Of the
second part must not be some other
fellows wife.
Adirondack Murray says he has
every confidence in Mr.. Beecher,
though it certainly is a melancholy
fact that the poor man dosn't know
anything about horses.
Suppose it should turn out simply
that the man found the woman undu-
ly attacked to him, and cursed him
self in that way for having been the
cause of such passion!
Miss Anthony, who was present
when Nathan put it to David about
Mrs. Uriah, says she cannot remem-
Der anything that has so deeply a.
rected her since that time a. the
present trouble in Brooklyn.
There seems to be an impression
that Tilton is either crazy or an In
fernal fool. Very likely; but what
has that to do with Mr.. Beecher?
Let us not dodge the issue, brethren
and sisters.
"Beecher's income 10 said to be
e75,OOO per year." Then, he is not
guilty. That preacher doesn't live,
and never did live, who could make
$4,000 year and waste any time
At all fooling with engravings and
ankles.-COuvier- Journal
At last we get something impor-
tsnt from Brooklyn. The livery sta
BILE keeper whom the Tiltons used to
patronlze has been "interviewed."
He expresses firm belief in Mrs.
Tilton." The swill boy is yet to hear
from.-Spring6eld Mass. Repu6A-
can.
1t is rumored that the Rev. Henry
Ward Beecher has become involved
in rather awkward scrape with
some woman or other in Brooklyn.
If there is any truth in this it is very
strange that nothing is said about it
in the newspapers.-Conrier- Jour
nal.
els there nothing" exclaims q
Brooklyn journal, "to redeem Ply
mouth Church from this body Of
death?" Unless the case will yield
to the marvellous influence of Helm
bold's buchu, it may be regarded as
hopeless. Courier. journal.
See here, where is George Francis
Train? This is the first fight that
he hasn't taken hand in, and he
hasn't fired single pistol shot at
the air or made q single speech
Come to the front, George, and wake
snakes. Speak for Ireland, for
IWoodhull, the devil, or anybody.
Otherwise there is q good chance for
Jan Improbable sleep.
} That all may know the doubted foot
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