The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1874-06-21
WHOSE theology do you bet on?

WHOSE theology do you bet on?
SELECT your church and 20 straight
there.
PETER FuNKIsM IL growing with
rankness In this city.
DEAD.IIEADIsM on the street cars
has been knocked In the head.
THE first cloud up yesterday looked
like bowl of apple float.
THERE IL man In this town got the
measles OH his toe.
A DALLAS physician caparisons his
horse with gold mounted harness.
10 CHURCH MEMBERS; During serv-
Ice IL no time TO swear at biting flies.
A DREARY looking Engllshman, IN
this city, goes by the name of Lord
Dundreary.
You should see Connor's new Ian
tern and then kick yours into the
Trinity.
The ladies of the Episcopal parish
have organized sewing circle.
"Woven of many threads"
BUSTER Is the name of man, In
this city, who wants position of en-
gineer TO some "biler.p
SEVERAL wagon loads of oats were
sold in this city yesterday, at figures to
justify little indulgence in rye.
HOLDING Sunday schools in the city
groves, this warm weather, wouldn't
be bad idea II the location is green.
Mos news stand, opposite the post
office, in addition to mental refresh
ments, offers physical also, by the adj
dition Of u soda fountain.
A ROOM, suitable for q small stock of
goods, and also, an unfinished room,
may be rented on reasonable terms, by
applying to Mrs. Bath, Austin street.
DALLAS wants one hundred good la
borers. Leonard brothers will give EN-
ployment to nearly that number this
summer.
PAPER flour barrels viii be manufac-
tured In this city. Now let our prop
erty owners see which one can ask the
most for his lot to build this factory
on
TOMATOES on our vegetable stands
are just now creating the impression,
with near sighted people, that there
are devil Of sight of red.hot snow
balls gathered together in this city.
THE princely hospitality of Mr.. and
Mrs. Scoggins was elegantly and
charmingly extended to a party of la
dies and gentlemen who assent led ut
the residence of the former on Friday
night.
SOME of the "old boys" Among
eight horses tied, yesterday, on the
common, back ofthe Christian church,
six of them were aged respectively six
teen, eighteen, twenty-one, twenty
three, twenty-five and twenty-seven.
A HUSBAND, in this city, has cush-
Toned the family bible, as his wife has
habit several times during every
week, of trying to hang it on his fore
head or grazing one side of his head
with 1t, with the cooling observation,
"rhere! you scoundrel you'll"
SEVERAL of our citizens, whose resi-
dences are under the influence of that
lot on Lamar street, near Ross avenue,
are interested to know If after the
many picturesque usages II has been
put to, 1t Is now to be used as horse
hospital.
In will be seen, by a notice In to-
days paper, that the members of Dal-
las lodge No. A, %. OF, are re-
quested to meet at Odd Fellows hall
tomorrow, Monday, evening at eight
o'clock, for the purpose of installing
officers Of Trinity lodge No. -, new
lodge recently chartered for this city.
REV. CARHART, pastor ofthe Methodist
Episcopal church, requests us to notify
the public of the suspension ofthe Sab
bath evening services at Odd Fellows
hall. During the coming week the So
ciety expect to erect tabernacle on
the site selected for their church, ON
Elm street, near the market house, to
the occupation of which the congrega.
ton and public are cordially invited.
II is almost impossible to estimate
the number of dyspeptics there are In
the United States. The intense busi-
ness energy of the American people,
scarcely allowing themselves time to |
eat their meals, is one great cause of |
this. More time ought to be spent
over the dinner table, for, unless the
food IL thoroughly masticated, It can-
not DO properly digested. Still. when
one has already got into trouble. the
best thing is tofind way out. Buchu
has been found exceedingly beneficial
III such cases, In William b. Parker's
Compound Fluid Extract Buchu Won
can obtain preparation containing ali
the rare virtues of the plant, together
with other ingredients tending to i'm.
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