The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1874-11-14

NEWSPAPER DECISIONS.
EvE-ANGELICAL CORNER,

EvE-ANaELIcAL CORNER.
"DEER JoN-Comet af pastate. Mary"
He is an illiterate man who spells ''wife,"
"yf.n
The most elegant bonnets are of black
velvet.
Bows of ribbon are worn at the wrist as
bracelets.
New Zealand imposes tax of So on each
and every bachelor.
81 was favorite daughter, and am an
indulged wifs.'-lNrs. Grant.
Any young Miss would rather have her
corsets tight than her "feller."
Chicago has a rich young lady who
has strangesmania for buying dogs. She
has invested $1,000 in them so far.
Mrs. Harris, who served as q nurse
through the war, has been made Consul at
Venice as a reward for her patriotism.
1t is said that the daughter of the late
President Juarez of Mexico is teaching
school in a small interior town in that coun-
try.
A Cincinnati young man sent note to
his girl asking at what time he should call,
and received in return the following brief
billet doux:
A lady correspondent of Western jour-
nal thinks there ought to be statute of
limitation against the temperance oflong-
lost husbands.
1t seems hard to see an indianapolis
woman of sixty-fiye seeking divorce be-
cause her husband wouldn't let her wear a
red dress to camp meeting.
Miss Florence, eldest daughter of Theo-
dore Tilton, has begun, under appointment,
to teach in Brooklyn public school. She
is to make her home with her father.
Nine. Jenny Lind Goldschmidt and her
husband will permanently reside in Wies-
baden, having accepted the post of leading
professors at the Rhenish Academy of Mu-
sic.
One of the Black Crook ballet girls fell
on the foot-lights at San Francisco, q few
evening since, but escaped burning from
the fact that she had nothing on which
could take fire.
When one woman attempts to pass an
other woman going down a church aisle,
and rips off the other woman's hanging
pocket in doing it, even the most cursory
examination of the latter's countenance will
make it plain that the Sabbath in her soul
has fed.
ado you know why you are like the third
term?" said Susan Jane to her brother, who
fingered to talk with her Adolphus after
the old folks had retired. "No, / don't"
ssWell, replied his saccharine sister, "It's
cause you're one too many"
"Ma, what is tanker 90 inquired a bright
little child yesterday.
"Im sure | don't know my son. Where
did you hear the word ?"
"Why at Sunday school, you know they
sing, .... a.t.s
''We'll stand the storm-it won't be long;
Wen lanker by and by"
A priest who was examining confrma-
tion class in the south of ireland, asked,
"What is the sacrament of matrimony ?''
A bright little girl at the head of the class
answered, GA state of torment into which
the sowls enter to prepare for better wor-
ruld." "That's the answer for purgatory
said the priest" Put her down ftlt of the
Glass;" said the subdeacon. "Lave her
alone," retorted the priest, &C for anything
you OF I know to the contrary she may be
perfectly right"
There is widow in Winona who never
did anything useful until after her husband
died and left her half dozen children to
take care of. She thought great deal of
her husband, but he did not leave her
enough substance to buy him gravestone,
and this fact set her to work. She deter
mined that the poor mans grave should
have respectable mark. So she got a
marble slab and went to work it, making
a gravestone for the departed. Thus she
began to carve out her fortune. She finish
ed the work and learned the trade of a
stone-cutter at the same time. She soon
did some other marble work and offered it
for sale. It proved acceptable, and she
was given a permanent place in a marble
yard, and is making regular artisans wa
ges and keeping her family in good style.
Sometimes a husband does turn out a bene-
fit to a woman, though she may not realize
his use until she loses him.