The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1874-01-09

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Sir Samuel sell, as thai ,Is salas "A
gifi IN Esa Africa IL s~p eaws The
American girl. IN We contrary. srme.
times gives herself VI ~ \ ,alf hos,
I'm ru,,.
4 ro",ei sefrow--.A aching tooth,
An imaginary quantity - a lady 3 ar.
An Nh settler "a blow between The
eyes,
English speak" .aii the bar.kccrcr.
Most everybody though, tho har.kccrer
VAS right
The Rome tN. Y } SENTINEL per.
pctratcs tho following: Father. was
Greeley clecteds asked an unsophis,i.
Gated twclsc.year-old of his Republican
sire. Starting up with establishment the
later answered. NO. why do you ask
sach foolish question: because, said
the boy, lyon said las. fall IL Greeley
was elected there would be panic, and
everybody says there Is q panic, nov, 80
l thought Greeley must IL elected. "
That boy will make bis mark.
President Grant has refused 10 accept
the resignation Of Gen. Siekles.: The
tirst desirable thing hc was c,cr known
10 refuse. - Boston post.
CATCHING TARTAR. you
don't care about donkey riding, missy.
And Why ID, l've ~, n roncy, and
one doesn't care about donkcys after
that. you know" ''llas poney 90,
more legs than donkey, them Missy
who doesn't like to he chaifcd. -
Yes; cxactl. twice rs many a. some
donkcys tia, know Of, !"
An exchange says: keep m eys
out for the early resumption Of payment
Both our eyes arc already out looking
Cor il. and !, arc our clhows, u Jack.
son Sentinel
A gentleman who rather suspected
some one was pcering through tho key
hole u his Office door investigated with
. syringe full u pcppcrsauec and ven,
homo 10 find his wife Ind hccn cutting
wood and chip hi, her III the eye.
A witty clergyman, aecasted by an
old acquaintance by the name Of Cobb.
replied Il don't know yon. sir, =
Ny name IN Cobb rejuines tho man.
who was half seas over "Ah. sir. =
replied the clergyman, ''yon have Nc
mucc corn ON you tina, | did not see tho
cob. 1"
Boswell once asked johnson II there
was no possible circumstances undo,
which suicide would be justiRablc,
NO" said johnson. WELL" said
Boswell, ''aappose man had boon gull
" Il fraud, and TINT 10 was certain |,
DO found out. = why, then." va,
tho reply, Tin thu. case Let him 20 /,
some country whcro ho Ii not known,
and not 10 tho devil. where hc |,
known,
- meant 10 have told you of tha,
hole" said gentleman to hls friend
who. walking in his garden. stumbled
into pit Of watcr. mo matter said
tho friend, i have found It.
Colorcd citizons u tho south don,
say 'Shoo Fly" when m inscc. trouble,
them nowAdays---"GwoiIumdah." |,
tho mysterious word,
Senator Carpenters case il strongl,
backed ur BY eminent mon. from III.
president Of tho United States oven vi
10 hotcl clerk
| Mr.. Jones carries his moncy III Mi
hat. and tho other day, whom he saw IL,
entire supply going III On thu winds o
heaven. bitterly remarked. THAT,
wha, you &c, with your informal india
ton"
The Treasurer of West Virginia Ii
dignantly denies that tho state IL bank
rupt Tho $500 borrowed from soma
tor bishop has not yet been expended
This will b. gratifying news u abou
ono hundred and fifty State ollicsholder
who are waiting 10 30 paid their aunua
salaries.
4 Coston paper tolls " that the super
intdndent Ut nuighbor,nR hospital