Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1874-06-17
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

All Sorts of Paragraphs.
EUPHoN1oUs term for grog- blossoms
Gill-y-fowers.
NOBLE living is the finest of all fine
arts.
MoRosENEss is the evening of turbu-
lence.
FAITH and hope cure more diseases
than medicine.
A STONE which is fit for tn wall will
not be left in the road way.
WHAT literary ladies ought to wear
Book muslin.
WHICH is the longest rope in the
world ? Europe.
A BANK must be poor place to i'm
part secret as there is a cash ear and
teller there constantly.
The longest word in the English Ian
guage is smiles, because there is mile
between the first and last letters.
MORE than 1000 Cinnamon are now
, engaged in picking strawberries in the
Santa Clara valley, California.
FIVE hundred Cinnamon left San
Francisco for the fowery kingdom on
May 80.
WHEN man.says he hasn't any heart
to fight, he means, very often, that he
hasn't the pluck. York L,dgel.
ARRIVAL Of the nightingale-That is
q pleasing but I'M udiciously worded
fact the nightingale has not rival.
ACCOMPLISHING thing by indirec-
ton For a doctor to keep patients
waiting by putting on his door In Di-
rectly.
A CELEBRATED barrister was in the
habit Of saying: I always study the
feasibility of case before undertake
it.
A FEMALE pawnbroker, hauled up for
extortion, claimed immunity on the
ground that she was a loan woman.-
NeaU York Ledger.
The difference between perseverance
and obstinacy is that one often comes
a strong won't.
A LITTLE boy heard his mother tell of
eighteen head Of cattle being burnt the
other night. " Weren't their tails burnt
also 2" inquired the verdant youth.
NEVER visit friends without some ar
nouncement of your coming. Crockett's
motto is a good one "Be sure you
write, then go ahead
The season has arrived when smart
people everywhere are asking the CO.
nundrum, "Why is a, mosquito like
charity?" The gleeful response Ct
course is-Because it begins to hum.
To BE able to practice five things
everywhere under heaven constitutes
perfect virtue Gravity, generosity of
soul. sincerity, earnestness and kind
ness.
MINNIE-I'm in such quandary
for, if l turn my back on Charley, he
becomes offended at once, and if Idon't
he can't see my new buckle. What
shall [ do?
I HAVE often wondered how every man
loves himself more than all the rest of
men, yet sets less value on his own
opinion Of himself than on the opinion
of others.
A DULUTH paper says one of the
streams running into Lake Superior
from the north is called Temperance
river, because it is the only one Of all
the tributaries of the lake that has no
bar at it's mouth.
A BooK-B1NDER had book brought
to him to be rebound. After the job
was finished, he made the following en-
try in his day-byok: To repairing the
''Way to Heaven, % twenty-five cents.
WHOEVER has gone through much of
life must remember that he has thrown
away great deal of useless uneasiness
upon what was much worse in appre-
tension than in reality
A MAN who fell into vat of boiling
lard, and got out alive, says that 1t was
an unpleasant sensation after the first
moment, but he thought what mighty
queer-shaped doughnut he would make.
IMPERT1NENr dandy Ca stranger: y
"May [ have the honor to accompany
you, miss 2" Cool young lady" Ger
tainl y but keep behind, in your proper
place. I discharged my last footman
for impertinence.
The Swatara will take off but very
few of the persons anxious to witness
the transit of Venus. There will bethe
same crowds around church doors on
Sunday evening after the steamer has
left.
IT is precisely the proudest and most
obstinate men who are the most liable
to shift their position and contradict
themselves; everything is easier to
them than to face the simple fact that
they have been thoroughly defeated,
and must begin life anew.
"Sam, what kind of fish in salt water
weigh de least? % "Why, julius, what
ignoramus questions you AK your breth-
rem Minims weigh de least, of course
"NO. no. sar-dat' s wrong. now. II am
de porpus weighs nothing-cos he's got
no scales"
GUNNYBAGs dunned Smith for the
amount due on account, and Smith
wrote saying Gunnybags must let the
account run awhile longer. Gunnybags
wrathly replied that he wouldn't.
"Then let it rum 1etorted Smith, and
Gnnybags was madden than ever