The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1874-10-15
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- The world is sure to find out an honest
man, but it will find him out great deal
quicker if he advertises.
"A Boston court has decided that if a wo-
man lends money to her husband she cannot
get it back. The decision will not be new to
many wives.
An Alabama editor winds up an editorial
on the corn crop with the remark: "We have
on exhibition in our sanctum, pair OF mag
nifcent ears"
- The editor of country paper, having re-
ceived a bank-note detector, returns thanks,
and modestly asks for some bank notes upon
which to test its accuracy.
Six States and one territory will hold
elections on Tuesday, October l3. They are az
follows: Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Arkansas,
Nebraska, West Virginia and Dakota.
MIR. Sovereign, of Fort Clark, followed
three horse-thieves into Mexico, recovered his
horses and dispatched the thieves to their
happy hunting grounds. That is sovereign
remedy for theft.
TO err is human No lives are passed
without errors. The best and meanest of
Gods human creatures can, without great
stretch of memory, recall the time when they
got hold of the wrong end of the poker.
The Darlington Southerner describes the
recent Chamberlain meeting in that town as
bacchanalan feast. Itsays: "Fighting, GUAR
reling, cursing, swearing, singing and dancing
were the order of exercise on the streets"
= The planters of the South can knock re-
construction "higher than a kite" if they
choose to do so. very small crop of cotton
next wear, and very large home supplies of
meat and bread would finish the job. Will
they do it?
:: Let us rejoice in the possession of the
Christian Sabbath. 1t is the one luxury which
belongs to every man, however humble, and
its divine establishment would serve in the
absence of all other evidences to prove the
truth and beauty of revealed religion.
BILE Republicans viii OPPOSE the election of
Chamberlain and unite upon Judge Green:
The Senator also says that Chamberlain, II
elected, will be second edition OF Moses, and
adds that there is good prospect OF defeating
him. This coming from prominent Republl-
can, is encouraging.
1t is fact well worth knowing, but which
docs not seem to be generally understood, that
the amalgam of tinfoil with mercury which is
spread on glass plate to make looking glasses,
is very readily crystalized by actinic solar
ravs. A mirror hung where the sur can shine
on it is usually spoiled; it takes granulated
appearance, familiar to housekeepers, though!
they may not be acquainted with the cause OF
the change In such state the article is
nearly worthless, the continuity of the surface
is destroyed, and it will not reflect outlines with
any approach to precision: Care must, there
fore be exercised in hanging.
- A curious incident recently occurred on
Western train. As the cars were moving away
from the Terre Haute depot, pretty young
woman came from the ladies' car, and, rushing
into the smoking car frantically appealed to
everybody to stop the train. Catching sight
of the conductor, she exclaimed, piteously,
"Mr. Conductor, do please stop the train! I've
left my baby" The train was stopped, and
the baby recovered, amidst the hearty cheers
of the people on the platform and the ,passen..
gers; and while the young mother laughed
and cried and hugged her little one, she tried
to explain how the baby was such new one
that she hadn't got used to it.