Whig and tribune. [volume] (Jackson, Tenn.) 1870-1877, 1874-08-29
ABOUT WOMEN.

Romantic school girls now spec
'jclly" with a final sic"
Virginia hopes to send Il woman
100 years old to the centennial.
The little Tiltons are: Florence;
aged 16; Alice, aged II; Caro-"
aged Il; and frankie, aged ..
You can't convince Vermont
woman that there won't be dealh
i'm the family if she dreams she sees
a hen walking on picket fence
4 a young lady in Desmoines put
/ vitrioI on her scalp to take ua if.
ruff off, and what scalp she mas 'el'
! doesn't bother her any.
The most beautiful woman at , a
/ ratoos. Fhis season is still unknown
! II is more dangerous TO discover heF
than to climb the North pole.
| A lady barber has been driven
ont of Dubuque by the married Ia
dies OF that place. The latler
thought she scrapets acquaintance
too easily.
If any poor girl wishes TO get up
| a stvlish bonnet at little expense IeC
her run her head into a shcaf OF os!s
! and afterwards stick in a few tIeBe-
| flowers here and there TO light up
her couture, and the thing IS DONE
IT may be interesting TO know
that the autumn bonnet will have
high Box plated crown and rim
turning up directly in froTt held ID
position by ahuge bow. We fsBey
this head gear will look unique.
Woman: Willie her inconsistent
sex can reconcile It with their con-
sciences to give Ug' ordinarily as
much trouble as possible, yet they
see fit TO become ministcGhS angels
the moment that pain o. anguish
rends our brOws.
frederick Bastier, a halter Of San
Francisco, declared that he was she
inventor of an apparatus by WHICH
woman can be prevented from
talking, and at the same time re-
main perfectly happy. lie was
promptly sent to the insane asylum.
There are forty-three girls in
Quincy, His, named Betsy, but still
what sWeeter sound can be heard al
eventide than am old-iashioned
mother calling out in the oid-fssh-
toned way: Betsy, if YOU don't gil
down off IN that fence PHI maui "
to DEATH"
A ghostly ''Woman in White has
lately been troubling the people ii
Omaha. She frequcnts the cemete
! ry, hits the s5xtoh on his bcak, ask
where her children are, and sinks
, into grave. She has been twice
fired at without effect, aud the sex
ton talks of resigning.
Aunty Betsy Fisher, says Louis
Vile paper, has twenty two livint
= children. When asked by a report
: er for some particulars of her mucl
: / motherhood, she admitted the TWEEN
) ty-two, but said; Don't publish i
, as | came out to Kentucky in seaTcl
of another husband"
Pittsiield women manage tbei
husbands with great severity. 4
Pittsfield man told his wife tn
} other day that the potatoes wer
7 not cooked properly, and she anC
her son argued with him so con
vincingly that he had to send for
! surgeon to assist him in maintain
) ing his views.
a Wyoming jenkins thus dc
scribes the belle of the ball: "Mis
B -, from Wilder's Gulch, was Gle
gantly attired in q handsome but
gros grained buckskin dress, wit
army blanket Overskirt, bOTtoI
7 looped up with buckskin string
! cut bias. Hair dressed n la Re
I Cloud, in which was entwined
l few sprigs of sage brush, the Who'll
secured behind in bunch with
handsome pin made with pin
4 splinter and buffalO's ear. Sh
> wore an elegant mountain Catski
] cap, festooned with antelope tails
9 secured under the chin with a rat
I tlesnake's skin. Her feet were en
cased iii buckskin moeCasins, oFna
mented with beads and soldier but
= tons"