The weekly clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1863-1882, 1874-11-26

The band played Little Brown Ja.a
at the prohibtory ratification ag..u- .a
I Worcester
Josh Billings says that in the beds af
many hotels 'yu sleep sum, bu, r..a oy.r
good deal"
J No man ever wor-hipej 4 luf.r .a.
4 who had once tusseIed with ulc insure
ance agent.
Short dresses are coming unto fashion
again, and young ladies aIo experiencing
the old, old difficulty of getting $50. q
foot into a No. 2 shoe.
Some oftbe studeutsat Eastern college,
can board themselves tor thIfN.Hre y.u.s
per week, but they don't feel DIS. .gsr.r
around much.
A Michigan man has hitupau % happy
expedient for getting rii of tbe rhear.l-
/ ti-m. lie crowded them down u.u Ms
fingers and then had them ampuutga
Nobody requires larger stock ul
! Christian amiability and iorDearuncc diam
the young man who keeps matches boo
his room where the other boardDrs Can
/ get at EN-.
John Forbe is no more Won probably
didn't know him. lie lived m Weston
| Missouri, and ouentcrug the smr.l. huu.a
Of a friend 10 see how The hams ..t
along trapgun blew his head OFF.
A Jersey City Lawyer was making a
! high-tlow speech the other daE u.u.
angles tears, weeping willow. and tomb.
stones, when his Honor said: "OuG.c
your remarks TO the dog fight
A minister asked tipsy fellow, leaning
up against fence, where hc expected 3D..
% when lag died. III cant gst along
any better than ] do now Said he
Il shant go anywhere. I'll s,ay.Nl.s.
am'
a Helena (Monmna) divine, who h0s
/ spent the hest part of die summer OFF,
/ Christianizing a ChiuamJn, Thought U-
was getting along nicely, uutilJUhu mIar
II proposition 10 him the other dur, tD
put in with him and start Iara
bank.
A country paper tells thi- story off
new boy in one Of the Sunday schools
The precious youth was u-.cd who
made the beautiful hills about there. auI
replied that he did not know, u- uis
parents only moved into town Doe day
before"
M. Fillemont, a French scientist.
declares that in literature and art nothing
great was ever produced by ua
abstainer. In the opinan Mr.. FIauoul
will doubtless be sustained by Intelligent
barkeepers everywhere. --LDisyilIe l8u-
rier-J ournal.
It is a singular fact. but one we'll
authenticated that an Indian never
/ dreams. He slumbers away like horse
and he doesn't know what ID is to dream
that he is riding out 10 spelling school
with his arm around the waist OF thc
handsomest girl in the town.
A Louisville papa did not seriously
object 10 the proposed olopcmeut Of UI-
daughter with a dry goods clerk liar-
pening 10 get wind Of the plan. hcmnre.y
lay in wait for Augustus, and sent h.u
away with the impression that H r.uara
bic healthy young mule band p..y d D.
tattoo with his heel under Ii. coat l.I.
An aged backwoodsman ws- Irnre.I
by the clergyman for allowing li 0. .H
- UNulluE tll ttIF t|AIIIIiEI.t ...
20 bring up your chi.dIcniu tho far aft
the Lord said the minister tI#r Dbl
the Lord = said the old man. "- s
what I've done. Don't ono % tb0m H.g-
dare g'wout doors Sunday 'thouru double
barrel gun"
A Mississippi boatman with imunn
feet stopping OF tho public house ou t..
levee, asked tho porter .ora au.IHr. .
pull Of bis boot. The coloraI gentleman.
after examining tue stranger feet, broke
out AZ follows .-'Np jack hafr Dig ulH
for dem fleets. Jacka-s couldn't pal 'ou
of, massa, widout fmoturiu4 dn Ins
Yuse better 70 back about tree miles
TO de forks in dc road an pull .em off
dar.
The States eccting Governors, Dob 1910.
are California, Connecticut, lows. h.u-
lucky, Maine, Maryland, Mas .e.u...f..