, 1874-11-28
WOMAN.

Loufsviflo girl, OF remarkable personal nt-
fractions, recenGty dastioyed the beauty Of Ler
face With acid bocanse a younger sister had boon
led astsar through tho 1attorics aud at:ontlons
OF wild young men.
"A California woman has started six cothes-
waahlog and rernisiug establishments IN various
parts Of tho S.ato. and married six Ghiila-
men to attond t1e.n. Sho circulatas around.
exercising general supervision, and ia mixing
money.
"a young lady, writing to lor swan. ia said to
have lndited: "near -: Como and zee us
soon.. We hayo Just got q new lamp that will
urn ,, dovn, down. down. aud mako it dolloiouay
=" How wnulan can rosembln a symphony "
is tho subject OF a recent Newspaper article. II
would Boesn funny II ,slla couldn't When a
woniau really gcts about 1t. she cah rosemblo NJ
most anything. from eat3monnt up to an angel
tIse1e. Il e'''''0'S''-''D t0'" ''"'"''''"' Aa's''
Green Day husbands viii stand great deal
Of peckng AZ, and will even submit to ba atruck
with Btova-leg; but when tLolr wives ask 'ofn
tho line. thnt's too much, aud fight ousuos.-
Detroit FREQ Press.
Tho NAN who fnyents q successful type-
sott'ng machine will amasB untold riches. Dut
It will be al lnv!gni!lcant SUM IN comparison
to tho wealth that will accruo to that ltl-
dlvldnal who discovers method BY Which q
baby may bo made TO consume its own cry,
Tho Russian motllsr-in-law wan on hand
when TUG dear baby was born: Edinbarg was
sont on all sofia Of orraI,s. and was az ducllo as
up stairs, brought up tray Of toa things, and
Mala Aimaolf useful in many ways. Aud then lie
was sent out Of the room, and Mrs. Miinburg
anu her MA had tho uausl "talk." EdsnbrrE
mother aaY. " Out All night ~" Tho villain n
"Oh.. II I'd known OF th.s"-"rho rullan +"
Aud thon he loft.
"A case Of extreme hardship lately overlook
an indianapolis man. llo had achieved in tho
al,ort llfo Of 80 years five dyorces and tho al1.h
WAS pending. wllou sickness put hin on his
doatl,-bod. 10 lcnr tllat mau'B prayers for 1ifo
10 lingcr TIL tho sixth doetoc could be outesod
wan truly heart-rensling. Six divorces had boen
tho limit of htt ambition,-tho aim Of Ills life :;
died nla,red. and waB compelled TO knock ut tho
pearly Eatoa with only live dlyorcos for his pass
port.
-Goung man, you fcol y superiority to tho
Whole human raoo as you stand ut tho altar With
your FUR young bride. You would not change
places With tho prcsilont. yat fow short yoa1s,
= few wltHhinsa OF Lrootn-haudleR, Ut lntimely
stoppago o. two Of waited lat-lrons. and your
woary body will roat uudee tho aWaying Wll-
low, whilo some young gallant will bs!ng your
Sabbath oyeulugu aud whispcr oyo in l,er car, as
toga!her they Btraw peanut-sholls over your
grave. oh, why should tho spirit OF mortal be
prouA?"
Il boausiful woman Of aocioty. a membor Of
distinguished family. diel very suddenly Of
laso N rar,H. After a litto wl,i!o 1t was known
tat Bls hal been attaoLol With yarloot1, and,
imagining it to ho tho Hmall.pox, Hho had do
atroyud herself. sho loft ilttlo note, which
may tllua bo translated; II llnyo not tho
Bt.cngtIl to 1--we without loyo, which depends On
loyo!n,css. canuot 30 lovely alter having tho
smallpox, aud prefer dcath to hdeousnoss
/ asll my husbands forgiveness. am auro ho
would lntlscr ba tho widoacr OF handsome
woman than tho husband OF a fright. You WHO
love ,le. pray for aud pardon no."
--Joutlo June got hat lint turned up m Qua
aldo aad her huabaaA asiue.se4 IL 10 soycro}y