The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1874-06-18


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tfs size
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before. Wsyas IIsreY, Bergb's editor
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ufeaoa fram az regions be is fast
approaching.
some R3aReTs 81 s cou1er were some
whsi startled bg asi,ag tbai the selection
Wien wsafle3 wessehes sink 40 s.eep,
SD bosu prsaied CO The programme,
Bhsu married wre1sbcf. esc.
This Is 50 sEosIleut ssying, aud wor-
lhY of acceptance q ah wDmea. The
rsofs s. womsu'. waist Is shsped Ike an
hauf-Klaa, Use quicker tie sands Of her
Hie raa ont.
-Aa old maid saggests that when men
break their hearts IL is sli The came a.
when lobster breaks one q his claws
aua,heg sprouts Immediately, aud grows
IN Bee piaoe.
THE other day ga aged couple drove
iuto III Indians cts jest 81 an uBdertak-
Ing 6rm wss moving into an old church
which bad been purchased for a shop.
The oid gentleman stood up 10 bis wagon
with mouth and eyes dlsiended, as the
meu silently carried the cofias into the
church. a. last be turned around TO his
better bali and gaspoI, sary, by golly it's
tie eb8Hra, lel's gilt aud they got.
--Au insane ass ian was recently Wis.
tied uy ihe legislative committee and
tbis Il tbe way ,hcy performed their BUSH
uesss Oae OF the falberly Senators step.
ped up 10 Que Of the young lady atten-
tsuts, aud said, Ny poor girl do you
know how long you have been hercf The
poor girl smiled, and replied, Nearly
. year How long DO you think you will
have TO .tay' couliuusd the Senator, 10
the same sympathetic tone. Well, sir,
continued the fair uuatic, ! shall prob.
ably stay till they stop my wages, or get
married aud She walked away laughing.
The kjud-hearted Senator looked after
her with tears ia bis eyes, and murmured
Poor Thing while the poor thing related
the affair to the matron, aud laughed ill
she cried.
"A Missouri girl, on her wedding day
sold ter piano aud bought sewing
machine aud material enough for suit
for heT husband and herself, aud at once
set to work making them up. Her hue.
band bowed il. la two weeks her four
sisters were sll married.
SO, yer mothers dead, is she iuquir-
ed a bo0,bitck 10 Detroit OF solemn
faced lad, who returned with his Kit after
two-days absence. Nes, she IL, said the
mouruer, sraignlening up aud dad did
tic iair thing by her-seven more hacks
than Mrs. O'Grady had the other day,
Would my little Ezra, asked fond
mother out on tue West Hill, like to be q
missionary, aud go preach to the poor,
Suffering little heatbenf Tears bright
pearly drops Of feeling gisneued in lit
Gle Ezras eyes as he murmured Now
wouldn't but Id like to be on the per-
lice long enough 10 put a tin roof on the
big lummax that stuck shoemaker's wax
OF my scat to-day. You her mo.
"A young lady who prides herself on
be, property, lately wrote home to her
parents regarding her boarding school as
socmtcs She said, The girls are awful
siaugy One OF them told me the fret
day came here that had better walk off
on my car The little chit! | felt like
putting tia roof on her. Aud they use
such disgusting phrases, as you bet and
bully, have pitched into them several
times FOR their slang, but they tell me to
cheese IL, aud II they 90 on in this way,
shall gii up aud git, YOU bet.
IA little fellow, five or six years old,
who had bceu wearing understands much
too small for him, was one day alter hay.
lug been washed, put into garment as
much too large as the others had been too
small Our six-year.old shrugged his
shoulders, shook himself, walked around,
aud finally bursl out with, Ma, do feel
swfui lonesome Ia this shirt.
--fbe editor ct the Columbia ;. {.
Mail. with grateful eloqucucc acknowl-
edged Tie receipt ct milk punch In one
column, aud Ia The next published a
Temperance Department. Somebody has
complained Of Inconsistency, aud he *.
plains that The editor Of the Mail ba.
nothing 20 do with what goes into tie
temperance column Of hi. psper, nor
have tie gentlemen who conduct that de.
parlment anything 10 do with what goes
intn the editor Of The Mail,
The drummers came down ike
wolves ou thc fold, their toes were all
frosted, lbeir noses 81 cold. Their wealth.
cr-psaled bugles soon shono through the
iowa. they gobbied the money aud sailed
IL down, then took a few orders aud III
oat Of here, With their beads iull OF busi.
uess and skius full Of beer.
Dad, II were TO see duck on tie
wing, aud were to shoot IL, would you
Hex me1 o, no, my son; II would show
that YOU were 3 good mafksmsn, aud /
would i've proud Of you Well, then, dad,
l peppeged oar old Muscoyy daek as he
was Gyiu' over the lenee to-day, snd il
would have done you good to see him
drop
John faal, writing TO The New YORK
1nbaoe about Boston, says be desired to