The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1874-03-18

Variety.
Cla-5 and -. Louis are at it again. The
E-a nov 5s as 10 which handled the most grain
lz=t yozr. in liquid form. probably Chicago did.
Ehs= e Were yoa not pleased to have such a
T-sy Fariaes as Niss Myrtle at croquet yester-
lar. laarieg7 Charlie Weil-er-pe personally,
dislike beauty Acknowledged bellies have q
was a- making le.l0E feel himself Of secondary
o1as5auu0u sometimes, don, you know y
PRISONER 10 learned magis:rateD- Has any
1aa o. -.-4i - commit nuisance" Learned
ul-s-ale-- No, sir not even the Mayor-nO,
sr. u1i even The 60veruor.n Prisoner" Then
yl1 ozas commit me. l5r ] vas arrested as nui-
6ll1e ana y5l ge decided that am one"
Aaat Eabo.-- Bat Ehen his brethren next
sza -lsa7Il they found hin IN position Of great
a-.l1-l,y and pgwer. a Alice Was be a Hing,
hz1s EtbsI.- Auut Athel-- No But be was
ra-y E.rt-aoarly next 70 NE King Alice
.za1 ls fond ol cards - Was he a Haa0s,
ila1Er
Jade Tommy didn't 5isobey mamma, and 60
f- zsluulse. ail hey a No, mamma Jimmy
H-5rr and tds rest OF the boys went in, but re-
raanba-ed. aud would no, disobey yoa-" and
Tommy never tells lies. does he p No, nam
raa= az j o5a.5ag 20 % heayeu.' Then how
5sas T5uuy happen to have "a Jimmy Browns
s1zE-.
Ba=zau 0uo1 asked johnson If there was no
r.sssslla circumstance under which suicide would
b. as.fable. No said johnson. We'll,
sal Is5sEel suppose a man had been guilty Of
I-zaE. and ibst be Wss certain to be found out.
Was. -aaa- w4s The reply, in that case let
I'm 81 ~ some css1tgy where he is not known,
and u5l 70 t5e degil, where he is known
A iaass--bozrted little gir once came in from
tbo woods AID showed face covered with mus
ozste bites- Why did you aoi drive them
au1y B. said TIC mother. - They would not CO.
said ihs olad Wiy did you not kill them Y
- It raald not have been right" was the answer.
- Eui I bsvc soea you kiu them at home" urged /
.te surprised mother q Yes, Mamma" argued /
li.e ohid 6-aly. e. il they come into my house
-15 Ante me-. XII tbem. Bot il 60 into the
g-ools. tlzi g ,he.s house, and have no right 1
Do i.l -acn.T
N5aze- Soaouoks jokes are not appreciated .
i- Fu-land. Soheack mel q son Of Ben Holiday (
s1ne riue 1ro and afterwards meeting gentle
s-.ar named Christmas. De conceived pun. Said .
tig l7lul-al. 8 think have met relative Of
y1az-4 Nr. Holiday L think not said
Jl=ss-as. q D have no relatives Of that name"
-ssailr Seaauek told the story at a dinner
para. and The guests each giarcd at his neighbor
aaz - oae saw he joke. At last one noble
L.s-d feetly laa-be5 and sad Al, yes, very
-,1l Geao---- All, csrs -ah--relaled, you
EacEE
an agent Tor McHeoae. Van Hagen & Co,
tha Philadelphia manufacturers Of soap, was in
H4-5u-y The other day, leaving sample cakes
VIA iaa residents, In his tour he came to the
l.-ase or d NeIs5n-streot man who is rarely an
u.7es Is ne friends of charitable objects. As
De 1zus ur on Tie stoop the man appeared at
tl.e door. - j am the agent io5 q valuable SOAP"
sad sta stranger in explanation. " l don't want
a-r sasr.- sind the nan angrily. But this is
--1s. ra.1a5is s-sisia. u3dea the agent. d / tell
st1 5oaf want any asserted the man with
3e-atle velgmeuce. won't have il; clear
aai~ BuL- sid the agent, there is no
ca-ra Coz 81; I merely wish 10 leave 1t for trial. p
-01 rlpo5 the Nelsoa-street man, gulping
doru lis race. aza smiling Ike heaven, Come
81 and t-ke seat, won't yoa.r
Em.ssioa og Ii-ht BY FloEers,-Oa the eve
ra-- oT ths I2.a OF June last, al $40, writes
setr ll NfobeH. or Falmouth, in the Garie'l)
WIS I>1ki-- az the bed Of scarlet geraniums in
llaan 5- Iro-i OF small yiaezy facing southwest
utaz . vas s.a-ilsa by seeing distinct flashes to
and i-a ha-sz1uially, and in a line with the flow
o-s o[ shl-i roE o. 8 deep scarlet kind Of ge
-auluu. szia- ia general Appearance to the old
Tom Thaub ~ first doubted my visual or
cans bus on calling the attention q gentleman
uhs was near The flowers. he at once corrobora-
tes -r u-erious observations We remained
rb,u, I've Minutes observing it, during which
axe ss light WIS iniermittani but al intervals of
o-ir 4 fsu seconds. l think the appearance OF
sas l.rtt extending through the row was caused
ty AL The flowers OF the row emitting small flashes
AZ uuce and TIE sane tine The other geraniums
ir Sewer ia the bed were of a zonaI variety, and
oI a less VIVID color. from which no light ap-
ps--sa. / have oaly on one subsequent occasion
sssa ahs same phenomenon, and then on q much
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