The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1874-01-13
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An Imaginary quantity-a lady's a,c.
The Rochester Democrat Chronicle
says: Hard dimes comes again n..
more Z"
American literature is about to he eu-
rsched by the addition Of history q.
| Oshkosh.
Do not run in deit to the shoemaker /:
u Is unpleasant to be unable to say III
| sole Is your own.
A minister walked six miles to .nsrrv
Il ceun'e ls.elv. He esia he fpl, SORT y,
fee-bill like The groom saw it.
!, A chiropodist announces On his cards
that he has removed cornS from severa
OF the crowned head- Of Europe"
| The English are sorry that tie Spar.
lards are killing each other in civil wa,
1t makes oranges so scarce in EcsiaHd.
A circus elephant. wintering at Lpu,.-
vile, is on the watch for the man VIII i.
tossed him an apple full of catarrh snutf.
A halter 10 Terre Haate, Wis. has ;.
| bundle of old unpaid bills hung up 10 his,
store labelled. The reason why don 1
give credit
Jones, being told that he looked seeGy,
and a,ked what business he WAS in. 1e
piled. "The hard wear hu~iuess-look a,
my wardrobe.
A Maine justice vidicated the dignity
of the law by sending newspaper editor
to prison for calling him .'mud1h
headed mspnikin."
It is reported that Father Brazil. #
Des Moin-s. recently treated thirteen
gentlemen and two newspapers report.
ers TO the oysters Such is fame.
A recent ghost was heard singing:
'"Twas cough that carried me off:
Twas a coffin they carried ne off in.r
Owing to John Robinsop's circus
being In town.the regular Thursday even.
ing prayer meeting has been postponed,"
laid recent number of the ENTERPRISE.
Dallas. Texas
= Southern editor announces his in
;ention of securing hall. if one of suff;.
clent dimensions can be found. for tn.
purpose OF holding a convention of the
authors of Beautiful Snow"
Somebody in a Georgia court Sap.
piauded, whtreupon the judge 1--WE
quote from the Griffin News Indignant
ly remarked, Now dry up: will let
you know that this is no csmp-nett-
lug -
Says the A;chison Globe: "Whie
he soldiers were digging Up the dead 81
Fort kearney. last week, one coffin WIS
taken up that was literally filed with
snakes. Some wag remarked that it v as
plain enough what that fellow died OF. F"
Over the shop door OF a pork.butcler
in an English village in the eastern cou,-
ties, may he seen sign board represent
Ing sl,an in black coat bransiish;ng a
Ratchet, with the inscrint.on. ..John
Smith kills pigs like his father"
A young lady from Georgetown came
to the city the other day to have her nj
ture taken. When The artist showed
her the 'rroof, and asked her how she
liked 1t, she placiiiy remarked that ne
put 100 darned much mouth ON !, 70
suit her."
FOR TIE LADIES.
Nassar instruciress-"M A.. Civ,
M example of Il doubtful affirmative. .
Miss A tinuoeently AK papa.''
his Is the rock ofages . said a ti.rd |
'ather who had kept the cradle going for
two hours, and the nhy still awake
Mrs. Andrews, Of Vermont, said Il e
didn't care a darn whether dinner s-ited
her husband or not, and justice fued
her seven dollars
The sitting room of an Indianapolis
couple is adorned with four divorces.
handsomely framed. which tell of old
time love.
An English jury recently valued a CO.,
from lady : head at seventy-fve ce, IS.
1t was burned off Ivy barber, who ust d
curling iron which was too hot