, 1874-10-18
WOMAN


tlfnl and becoming. FuaBE1ov.
WOMAN.
Never attempt to form in opinion Of vou-
ans weight bv her sighs-
Halls Journal Of Health aays that nhen a
! woman gets to be over 80 years Of age sho shonfd
not marry but who ever heard Of single Nom-
| ao over 80?
| - As aeeting as watering -place lore ia nor
considered an expressive saying.
"A magnificent voice for calling coxs il sIl
the young faEmere Of Colorado require Of uifs
in the way Of music.
No young man is proof against sum-drop
| when she holds it betUeen her teeth and invites
| him to take bite.
Mrs. Nyee, Of Iowa. can get supper, split
the hogs, while her i've boys aud tro girls are
playing. game Of croquel.
"A New York family containing four daueh-
ters came near starving to death last week BE-
cause .he coo6 left and none Of the girls even
| knew how to make tea
Twenty y-one girls of Kenosba have - Reso!red
| That If the young men won't como aad see M va
! will 60 and see them" D,dn'r We say that tho
race of revolutionary patriots 7asn't yet OK
| tinct2
ANY young lady who wishes to raise nous
tache can always do go when she kisses youna
man WHO'S got one.
1t is never too late to mend or to ma11y. says
3 certain writer. But, i you marry woman
who says Mend can't" you may ho mendi-
cant yourself before long.
quito bensatlon Was produced in fash
ionable Brooklyn boardiug-house the other morn
ing By romantic young lady reading 1'Tha
Bride Of Abydos at the breakfast table. il tha
Intervals dispatching three large platefuls OF
hash.
"A very fat English lady boasted that she Ind
brought her husband .c20. 900. "Well. you loot
it" replied her friend.
A Willamette (oregon) farmer wanted
hand last month to drive reaper, aud his mar
red sister, Who was there on = visit, hoard him
say he would pay el.50 q day for hand. 6hs
stepped forward, claimed the job, took the reius
ana kept it up for several days, doing frst-rat<
work.
-: Miss, will you take my sinister arm 7-
'.-Yes, sir and you too" Il can spare but thu
arm, Mlss," replied the bachelor. sThen," re-
piled she, II shan't takc it. NY motto il, Ga
the whole hog or nothing"
When Baltimore husband gets cold and
careless aud forgets bis home his wife puts ur
3 letter from an admirer." asking her to elopd
and all that, and the husbands early lore re-
rurns as soon as be finds the letter.
"A correspondent states that Missouri town
has organized III AntiFash1on Society. One of
the pledges taken by the female memoers is sta
t1ample" On all dresses worn BY ladies in pubic
With long tralne OF which como below the ankle
"A woman At Akron, O., has mania for buy
ing corsets, and she has stock Of 2S1 on hand,
and only tHo calico dresses to cover them
"A Connecticut lady who wants to know il
informed by the Woman's journal that free-loyG
WAS publicly advocated, as theory. BY tho
Anabaptls;s Of Munster and other religious
fanatics during the Protestant Reformation in
thesi1teenth century.
"A sentimental exchange remarks that tbert
is nothing half 80 sweet as loves young dream,
excepting the luscious watermelon. But justice
to the unostentatiocs watermelon demands tho
statement that, while good watermelon costs
only Is ceu,s, loves young dream often costs
the infatuated young man thousands of dollars.
Imagine tie wrath OF young woman rhc
rises from her seat IN car to give it to ~ old
lady when she turns around aud sees that the
young nan opposite is LOOKING out OF tho win
dow. Instead OF gazing at her approYiurIy,
FATHER Clnuces was sound on lie main