Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1874-07-23

without stopping ~ >oilc st'I. Ills VIII
necessarily make the >,"ppings frequent and
preserve the interest OF the tourist. baggage
checked through to any poin: on the route.
Parties .lp>irin. to make only par; Of the
proposed tour. and thus save expense. may
stop over ut any star They choose and wait
for the return voyage.
After visiting all The mn,>t celebrated stars
and consultations in our system. anu person
ally inspecting the rcmntc>i sparks that even
the mos, powerful telescope 'an nOW ,.c!cci
in the tirn,a,nrnt. wc shall rrrr;",l with coco
heart upon
a -rIi'END.i- lul.....
of discovery among TIE countless " ,:!!.n-
worlds thai mak' turmoil ii n" mighty
wastes nf space that stretch :!:rir ~"!c.nn ~"!i
tubes, their unma" inalic ,a~:I.e~> billions
upon billions "t mics ava. hvy"id thc t.,rlh-
est verge Of tlcscopic vision. ill hy com
parison The little sparkling ,a'.Il We used to
gaze at on earth shall seem Ikea remembered
ph0sphorcsccnt flash Of s,ancl"S which some
tropical vOya"cr Prov s'lrrt'! into litc trr a
single instant. and which 10000 miles o;
phOsphorcsccl >cas and tctinn, lapse Of time
had since diminished to IN incident utterly
trivial in his recollection. Children occupy
inr seats NJ The first table Will hc charged
full fare.
EIKxI Glass EtEE
from the earth to Uranus. including visits 70
the sun and moon and all principal planets
on the route, will hr charged al the low rate
Of 50 for every $4,000. 900 miles of actual
travel. 4 great reduction will be made where
parties wish to make The round trip. This
comet il new anil in thorough repair and is
now on her first voyage. She is cOnfessetlly
the fastest on the line. She makes 81, ,OOO, OtN
miles .lay, with her present facilities: but.
with picked American crew and good
weather, we are confident We can get 10, ,OOO.-
600 Ont of her. Still we shall never push hcr
to a dangerous speed, and We shall rigidly
prohibit racin. with other comets Passcn-
gers desiring to divcrgc Is; any point or return
will be transferred to other comets. We
make close connections At all principal points
with all reliable lines. Salc,y can be depend
ell upon. 1t is not to bc denied tha; the
heaycns arc infested with
OLD pANa,HACkAE COMETS
that have not been inspected ni ",erhai..,,.
in &c, 600 years ard which o".h, long ago 20
have been destroyed or turned int" ha!i
bargr., but With these we have 80 connection
whatever. Stc"ragc passengers r. Not allowed
a,,af, the main hatch.
Complimentary roun,l-,ri = ,".'is have bcti.
rendered to G,ncral Butler Mr.. Shepherd.
men, who's" public services have entitled
them toy TIE les, and relaxation IF - voyage
Of this kiutl. Parties ,!r ring To make the
round trip will hay" tN,r" accommodation.
The entire voyage wiil hc completed. and the
paSsrnycrs landed in New York again on the
1+th of December. 1891. This is at lcas,
forty years quicker than any other comet can
10 il in. Nearly III; the back pay members
contemplate making the round trip with us
in case their constituents will allow them a
holiday. Every harmless amusement will bc
allowed on board, but no pools permitted on
the run Of the comet--no gambling of any
kind. All fixed stars will be respected by Us.
but such stars rs seem to need fixing we shall
fix. Ii it makes trouble we shall bc sorry,
but firm.
Mr.. COgyi, having leased his comet 70 us.
she will no longer be called lv his name but
l,y my partners. y. B.-Fasscngcrs 10y pay
ing double fare will be entitled to share in
all the new stars, suns, moons, comets, metc-
ors AMI magazines of thunder and lightning
we shall discover. Patent medicine people
will take notice that
WE CARRY HULLET1N lOAEDA
and y paint brush along for use in the con-
stclIatiOns, and are open to terms. Crcma-
tiOnists are reminded that we are going
straight tO-somc hot places and arc open
to terms. TO either parties our enterprise is
Il pleasure excursion, but individually We
mean business. We shall fly our comet for
all il is worth.
FOR FUITil.:E PARTICULARS
or for freight or passage, apply on board, or
to- my partner, bat not to NC, since do not
take charge of the comet until she Is under
weigh. It is necessary. at a time like this.
that my mind should moi he burdcncd with
small business details
MARK TWAIN
Do YOu Suspect Anybody!
Tho lIarrodsburg I>,"7l@ is responsible ,"r
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