Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1874-06-04

IN U1Q8OUl6 IOoy 0yo1 .s.t.-..r,-
A little reckt sorrows power,
Until tho how'ry snare
O. witching love, in luckleat hour,
Nade mo the thrall O. cart.
Wit, Hnner ard Wisden.
HAD L1oH1-Bright eyes. *
Tm rescued passengers of the Europe
were lucky to find . G1eeoe spot left for
them. ...-.,.<. lis
Wnzx prosperity was wsll mounted
she let 60 the bride, and soon came
tumbling out Of the saddle.
II IL ono of tho curiosities of natural
history that . horse enjoys his food
most Whenhs hasn't bit in his mouth.
TIE bread Of life il love the salt of
life IL work the sweetness of life,
poetry the water of life, faith. =.
a scHoo1so1's aspirstion-''I 1 wish I
were fountain, that I might be always
Playing" ....~,-~
S,uRKNs looked ut . painting of .
PIG and pleasantly asked "Who u
"A WONDERFULLY scientific young man
has had ocular denomination of .
sound he has seen his bed tick. -.
"Do you like the piano ?" some one
asked Theophile Gautier. 81 prefer it
to tho guillotine," was the reply Of the
poet. ..<:>
TH1 man who. sang I" Oh, breathe no
more that simple ali" went into the
smoking car where IL was moro mixed
A a1x11xrAN in Pottsville, Pa, has
named his dog :" Penny, y. because it
WAS ono sent to him. -: *. ..ssz
OcrAvR FK1nLET employs = poodle
to hold his book open. Isn't he afraid
Of g. dog ears"7 s, ....:...
To what base uses may We come at
lastl Julius s. Caesar is q veterinary
surgeon at Port Hope, Canada.
Nh Wnsu1 +. SroRx1, of the Chi
cago Times, has rented . house for the
summer ct Sault Ste. Marie. -:
Tn old a1ying about 's those who go
down. to tho - in ships has more
significance now than it used to have.
WHAr Sodom was to Lots wife, so II
the back breadths Of one woman's dress
to another woman.
"Now,mayitp please your honor. said
. young Providence lawyer, !" / don't
believe these facts are true.
FADovER tell us that Mn. Fadoyer il
not sorry that little rocks the cradle of
the rebelhon- fig .:..,,..- .
An old Sootchman of Boston used to
say, "I'm open TO conviction, but I'd
like to see the man that can convince
me-" - >''- - Z: ~
Now that 20 many people are getting
married by telegraph, there ought to
be some speedier method of obtaining
divorces.
AYAxKE1 wanted the Bridge of Signs
pointed out to him, and then offered to
bet America had several bridges twice
tho si1e.
.WAxrHD to know-The length of the
Rule of Three; how many days in the
March of Intellect; the width Of .
broad hint. -.-....-.-.-..
8RvERAL lawyers in Tennessee have
promised to reform, and go into the
grocery business, now that the ''bars, "
arc closed. 49,. ........... -
An observing man has discovered =
similarity between . young ladies' sem
mary and . sugar house, as both refine
what il already sweet. - az !
CHnD.-"Papa, Why do 60 many
churches have eagles in them for read
ing desks :" Father.-ss Because, my
boy, the eagle il . bird Of prey" =:
Tn world il full of men who will
cheerful]y IS boss" job for . dollar
and . half day, when five dollars
day for actual work would not be tho
sG9htest temptation to them. ss e
AoAn,rAx is IN individual Who wants
you to have your furniture al ready to
load at seven A. n, and comes around
in tho afternoon 70 see if you have
done il. =.
A GzR,AH. professor has worked
thirty -four years to make acorrect map
of the moon, and all travellers going
that route can depend upon its correct
A PASTOR Of Congregational church
was asked If he was IN independent
minister. He replied :" Far from it
I am tho minister of an independent
congregation. 1's--:>~s@''s--s7->@~z
"WHAr kind of sausages is them p
queried an old lady Of the young man
Of iterature and peanuts, - he passed
through the train selling bananas.
SCOOP Manners" says Swift, sis
the art Of making those easy With whom
we converse F.; whoever makes the fewest
persons uneasy il the best bred man IN
the company" t:&s s7.I -
REcNT T1mportation-"Ayyepl please,
sur, il this dhry goods store? Sales.
importation-ss0ch, begorra, where'll
/ be going thin for . wsthered silk I"
ADARxEx gave the following reason
Why tho colored race is superior to the
white "Al men are made of clay,
and ike the meerschaum pipe, are
moro valuable when highly colored"
A GREAT author has said thata perfect
dinner party is tho highest product of
civilization. Simply to eat II the first
low necessity of savage life. To dine
delightfully 10 to sublimate that neces-
sity, into poetry. g..
A PARsoN once prefaced his sermon
With, my friends, let us say . few
words before We begin" This is equal
to the chap who took a short nap before
he went to sleep.
A STRICTLY temperate reporter Of .
Connecticut paper mentions 80 IN
sxsheedingly curioush fact that man
ufacturer Of roofing materials at West
Goshen is doing double work with .
shingle machine"
TIE world il = looking glass, and
gives back every man the reflection of
his own face. Frown at it, and it will
turn and look sourly upon you; laugh
at it and With it, and it is jolly, kind
companion.
JOINS says the talk about shortening
the hours of labor 10 al nonsense, be-
cause If the hours were shortened he
would have to take moro of them to do
his work. He doesn't want to work
moro hours.
lHERz's no need of going ACROSS the
ocean to see Italy. You can see the
whole thing, heas and all, in a block
in the sixth ward, New York, where
about two thousand Italians have sue
ceeded in getting up an almost un-
equaled exhibition of poverty, and
density Of population. There Is more
of nature than of art about the show
howe YER.