The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1874-01-15
FhCTo Ard FANCiEo FOR THE
LADIES

A Georgia girl allowed 800 men to kiss
her at tth cents head, and then went, ike
sood gir,, and gave tue money 10 the
poor.
A young lady intends TO sue her father
for trea:h OF promise. He said he would
o1naent, ard thsn wouldn't. The hari
heated old jadiy.
Miss Sa.an Der.iu has been acting iii Chi
cage, and local paper says it Mas i rs
h-i To ,ea : lady display emotion without
horlug the roof oil. >
one ii, knox. now it is herself says
"fhe man who IS n"fuliy nTyane to III.
rEts beisre strangers is generally a.so her
ban. behjuG their backs J.
"Grnndma, Why doa't you keep a servant
any longer p well, yud see, child, I'm
&, ttiug eid nov, ami can take care Of one,
us | u.sI II, you know
Have you Blasted IIores 90 asked
young lady Of a librarian with HI. hand.
lrrcnIa: ;icd over his jaw. "No ma am, y
III. only u biaste :oothache."
Hard Times" socidbiss are fashionable
in Western pennsy lyania. The guests are
compelled TO appear in patched clothing,
and the Refreshments consist Of mush and
milk snd baked potatoes.
a woman a. Fort Laramie has sued q
p.ber for saying that she has murdered
three husbands, when the fact IL size hasn
murdered bu. two, the third one getting
away with a broken rio.
"Ths arrangements of Nature are admir-
allc," exclaimed young lady, during the
:ats IN winds. The same wind which
disaranges our dress blows dust in the eyes
OF the ould-be observers.
Sorry are we 20 read in the ST. Loui-
Democrat that Miss Dickinson is i clothes
pi,. eaues;rienne." Anna is simply inde
pendent IN al things ; thar - TO say She
likes to be on both sides. B-ootiya 1ryiS
.Juiia Ward Howe says that "There Is
nothing but dnmh submission for the wo
men" There isn't, eh? She ought t.
meander through this State and look upon
the tplintered rolling pms and battered
potato tnashers-D Detroit Free Press.
NO wcmau,n says Mrs. Julia Ward
Howe, 'can be brilliant after marriage.
:. r...Iia h,r NJ. Vows ta
forgotten that IiIinais soman who has been
married bu. iourt.ea years AMI yet has
twelve children ?-Lousriiie Courier J0ur
nal.
A little boy was recently presented with
q toy trumpet, to which he became greatly
attached. Oae night, when he was shout
to &C put in his "little he'd, ;fud WAS ready
TO say his prayers, he hanie3 the trumpet
to his gran imo;ne-, saying, Here, gran rna.
yoa blow while pray
Daughter Of the House (to a privileged
old frisGd Of the family Dear Mr.
Lupus. yuu don't seem to be enjoving your
self. | should SO like to have you waltz
this once With me-" Privileged oi! friend
My dear child, dou't dance bat Il ii
suits you, wouldn't mind sitting here witt
nv arm around your waist while the Others
are making themselves diZzy."-PgHch.
There is exhibited in ST. Louis just now
. curious bit OF work in ANA eur art. TIL,
is medallion of sleeping face, very well
executed, /, is ssId. not III clay or marble,
but in batter II cs.me from the head and
hands of an Arkansas farmers wife. who
caught the idea while in her dairy. She
made a quanslt, Of studies with the aii of
her butter paddle. cedar sticks, broom-
straws, and cAmel's bair pencil and al
last succeeded in Ii modelling 4 really credit
a5lo head. 1t is isseniously mounted in a
rk PAR, wii-h in -q,u IS franz