Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-09-10
NUMBER 81
!, FACTS ND FaNcIEs.

FACTS \ AND S!t. FANcIEs.
Ihgse [l lines !; ass q y q realistic Sagi-i
nav (Michigan) poet s e s3s ~ & -.
H. Wpnst the red InJun hero took tlcirs sdss
FFfisht, dc and blod - :
Neg,IImost OF ;tI,e bitants Is whites,
sohooiboY defines fsea, q .EsIea.
ttigow, aed--when yosi put your hand
England and Scotland are said Co !,
contain SIX hundred thousand habitiia1 !
drnnkards, including both sexes. geHs 81
49," Havn't Ia light to- be saucy i'll
please X asked o. young lady of an old.
bachelor. Yes, IL ,yom please. I,itlS Z
not il you iispleaHe, ''was the ahslFarlr
lit is true that thero iB nothing Kke;i
Advertising, but o public officer, will,
nothing but his salary of 90, 900 q wear
to live on, should be careful not TO- give
his wife more than So, 900 worth of diai
monds Of time. IS (, 1s, s. &. y, :
An Iowa paper reports the follow.
| ing as the form of marriage in q town
in that state: I" Join Your right hands. (.
Do you want one another % They
both answer, Yes." "Well, then
have one another. You're man andl
wife," q
"A Vermont man has the following
posted in his field If any mans or
womans COWS or oxen gets into these
here oats, his or her tail will be out Of.
as the case may be. 1 am o Christian
man and pay me taxes but blast d man
who lets his critters run loose, says Etc
"A lady who had been teaching her
little four-year-old the elements OF
NJ ,k<>..
in and propounding the following prob,
terfiies and each butterfly had bug in :
its ear, how many butterflies would YOU
nave z" 8 E-s 6 3 49, Il.
Remember that appearances are
often deceiving. Many O pale, thin
young lady will eat more corned beef
than o carpenter. Becauspt you find
her playing the piano in, the parlor it isT
no sign that her mother is not at the
corner grocery running in debt for a
peck OF potatoes. N
The New York Mail denounces as o
double-distilled fool, young French
man who, seeing the dead body Of IN ?
very beautiful woman displayed at the !
Morgue, went and killed himself, first
writing letter, stating that he had
committed the act In order to have his
cadayer putlon the next slab to hers. -yr
Awell known brother.of the press
remarks, in 4 recent Issue Iss It iis not
our fault that we are sd-headedf d
and small and the next time one of I.
those Overgrown rural 0sters in O Ball
room reaches down for our head, and
suggests that some one has lost rose-y
bud out of his button hole, there will
be trouble" .s ~ 'ssi,ht
"a Walker street (Atlanta, Ga.)
man has goat for sale. While he WAS.
at'dinncr recently, the goat chewed up
his new panama hat. box of cigars,
and his wife's new bonnet, and several Z
fruit cans that were out airing, pre-
paratory for duty. The goat is an ex-
penBiye luxury, and will be sold cheap
on long credit. .es.is 4
TO despond is to be ungrateful be-,
forehand. Be not looking for evil.
Often thou drainest the gall of fear
while evil is passing by thy dwelling.
Verify evils may be courted. may be
wooed, and may be won by distrust; for
the soil is ready for the seed, and sus-
picion hath coldlyput aside the helping
hand.-1apper
/ IA writer in Les Mondes says that
he is enabled to materially reduce the
number of insects which prey upon the
flowers and fruits of his garden, by
covering the inside of ON old tub with
liquid tar and at twilight putting
lighted lantern within, leaving the
whole out overnight. The bugs, at
tracted by the light, are caught and
held fast by the tar. lsi
Grave city pastor to his fond wife
"Nly dear, Mrs. Wilson must be ex-
periencing q change of heart. She
looked go serious during my last SER
mon." Fond wife" Sho, you goose,
why couldn't you see that her new Sun
day hat has one artificial flower less
than Mrs. Browns, who sits in the next
pew?" The pastor collapses and takes
refHge in an armchair.
AT his late fancy.dress ball Tho
sumptuous Wales "was dressed in q
light maroon velvet doublet and clonli
of satin, embroidered in gold, trunk
hose, large buff boots and black felt
hat, with white feather. He wore al
so % wig of fair hair, which prevented
his easy recognition, and had his Star
of the Garter on his breast, and tho
badge hanging from blue ribbon
round his neck"
"A commission appointed by the
French minister of public works, hav-
ing reported favorably upon the great
scheme for connecting England and
France by submarine tunnel, French
coal owners to tho north OF France are
beginning to discuss the probable effect
of the work upon their trade, and are.
afraid that the tunnel would greatly in
crease the deliveries Of English coal mp