Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1874-07-09
NUMBER .22.as
FACTS AND FANCIEs.

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Dollars and sense do not necessari-
ly travel together. <ul4rd
There is not q daily newspapeEsin
the state of Florida.
-Epitaph for cannibal- Onef who
loved his fellow-men. .,f;,.t Air
"A minnesota granger has three
thousand acres Of beans. ~ 12I
The best refrain for drinking songs
refrain from them altogether.
DIR. Hayes measured an iceberg
that got aground in water nearly half
mile in depth.
-" Taxes" said Dean Swift, ss are
the inevitable consequences of b being
too fond of giory."
but one; all other crimes may pass for
virtues in him. Young.
"A Brooklyn gill has ifBt rejected
suitor because his arm wasn't long
enough to go round her.
ALI the difference-A thief ranning
away is q scamp, but the policeman's
chase after him is scamper.
He who saddens at thought of idle
ness cannot be idle, and he's awake who
thinks himself asleep.-Keats.
To make dog add, multiply, or
subtract, tie up one of his paws and he
will put down three and carry one.
Men spend their lives in tho services
of their passions instead of employing
their passions in the service of their
lives. aJ
Our thoughts are epochs in our
lives all else is but as journal of The
winds that blow while we are here
Ihoredu.
AS an excuse for rejecting widow
er, fair young dalnsel informed q
friend that she did not want "warmed
over" man. Fl
In this country there is doctor to
every 618 of the population, while in
France and England there is only one
to every 1000.
-Inviolable fidelity, good humor,
and complacenoy of temper outlive all
the charms of fine face, and make the
decay of it invisible.
"A Sunday. school scholar being ask-
ed what became of men who deceive
their fellow-men, promptly exclaimed,
"They go to Europe"
-" For q young woman to begin to
pick lint off young mans coat collar"
is said to be the first symptom that the
young man is in peril.
Ono thing is clear to me, that no
indulgence of passion destroys the spirit
ual nature 80 much as respectable self
ishness.-George Mcdonald.
An Illinois boy rubbed arsenic on
his teeth so that he could bite his ia.
ther in the leg and dose him when the
old man hauled him over his knee.
eff naughty girl should hurt
you, like a good girl, you would forgive
her, wouldn't you2" Yes, marm,
she replied, {" if I couldn't catch her."
"A Maud Muller laughed heartily at
n young haymaker when the yellow
jackets got up his nankeen trousers, but
when they got up her'n it wasn't 30
funny.
-" Please, sir" said little girl who
was sweeping q crossing for living,
"you have given me a bad penny"
"Never mind, little girl, you may keep
it for your honesty"
| Honest thinkers are always stealing
from each other. Our minds are full
of waits and estfays which we think are
our own. Innocent plagit rism turns up
evorywhere.-Hozn,es.
| 1t is a law of nature that faint
hearted men should be the fruit OF
luxurious countries, for we never find
that the same soil produces delicacies
and heroes. -HeroIotus.
| The amiable is the voluptuous in
expression or manner. The sense of
pleasure in ourselves is that which ex-
cites it in others or the art Of pleasing
is to seem pleased.
| "A New York state editor, who has
been on an excursion TO Alabama, with
q company Of Journalists, puts " Lou.
isville against the world for tobacco,
whisky and pretty women"
--Public opinion cannot Go for virtue
what it does for vice. It is the essence
of virtue to look alb We opinion. Vice is
consistent with, and very often strength
ened by, entire subserviency to it.
| ALI my own experience of life teach
es me the contempt of cunning, not the
fear. The phrase profound cunning
has always seemed to mo contradiction
which was not either shallow, or, on
some points, diseased. Jameson.
"A man who was seen coming out Of
a Texas newspaper Office with a split
nose, with one eye and with one ear,
explained to policeman that no onuoT-
ed the Office simply to inquire if the
editor was in. "And he was In" the
} victim mournfully added. /.
The intellect has only one failing,
which, to be sure, is very considerable
onr,-it has no conscience. Napoleon
is the readiest instance of this. If his
heart had borne any proportion to his
brain, he had been one of the greatest
men in all history.-Lo,UeU.