The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1874-11-19
SAYINGS AND DOINGS.

4 AAE AEEkG1E uAalA0AA4 AAONo ANN
cover the best hotel clerk.
WHEN a female child is born in Wis
oonsin the unhappy father begins to
save money to buy piano.
TENNYsoN is said to be at work upon
something for Mrs. Edinburgh's baby.
It begins, tbs said
"Oh. toothless hRii less, royal babe,
/ About thee all the Russians rave etc
TIE peanut crop amounts ito only
| 75O. 600 bushels this year, and after the
/ female colleges have been supplied
there won't be pint apiece for the rest
Of us.
CA1noRN1A now holds the Yosemite
/ valley in trust for the nation, and has
paid S55, 900 to settle the pre- emption
claims OF tho persons who colonized
| there.
THE Norwegisns in this country still
| insist that Left Erikson discovered
| America before Columbus did. Wll-
liam Tell has gone, and now farewell to
Chris.
1t is asserted as a fact that Disraeh
| is quite spoony on the Empress Hu-
| genie, and all because the premier has
taken to wearing forget-me-nots IN hrs
buttOn-hole.
THE high-toned young women who
danced with Alexis when he was IN this
country will be glad to hear that the
young man is well. BE has ordered an
other barrel of American beans.
KANSAS is noted as the state Of broth
erly love. The other night, one MF.
johnson shot one MIR. Parker Ia order
to prevent him making fool of himself
and thereby iniuring his reputation.
THEY are going to try and put stop
in Germany to the sale OF so-oaiIed
soothing sirups" for infants. Physi-
clans assert that more babies are killed
by these concootions than by disease.
FRENoH ladies never fold their sum-
mer dresses IN packing. They are rolled
IN Wrapping paper, and thus their fresh
and stiff appearance is always retained.
There is no reason why American ladies
should not take the hint and do likewise.
SPEAKING of the profits of cattle graz
ing, an Indiana journal tells OF man
in Lafayette, in that state, who has
Just sold, for $4,000. herd of Texas
cattle that he gave $50, 900 for last fall.
The city of Rome is said to be honey
combed with about 900 miles of subter-
ranean passage ways cut through the
solid rock, and that these contain the
bodies of from 5000, coo to 1900, 600 of
human beings entombed there since the
city was built.
The imperial memorial Office in Pekin
has received the following verbal decree
from the emperor 'f In honor of the
birthday Cf her majesty, the empress,
let dragoon clothes be worn for three
DAYS, beginning from the 2Sth inst.
QIth August) From the throne"
WzEN there was a rumor in Paris Of
the engagement Of Nine. Lucca at the
Sale Ventadour. communications were
sent to all the journals, denouncing her
as being a most bitter hater OF the
French. and all because, being an Aus
trian, she married German, sang IN
Berlin, and nursed her wounded hus-
bsnd during the late war.
THE Philadelphia Press: " Six months
before the belching of the guns of Sump-
ter any one would have been deemed
fool who predicted absolute war" And
the Louisville Courier journal: "This
may be all true enough but the war is
over now, and why do you seek to renew
the bitterness of sectional hate by spell
ing Sumter with p2"
SATISFACTORY SoLUTIoE.-
Facts ia geology and Egyptology,
Very momentous as touching chronology,
Seem to run counter to facts Of theology.
Very we'll never mind. What IL they do
These facts and those facts ss well, may be
true.
Truth and truth ne'er can at variance be;
All truths will some day be proved to agree.
Seemingly different truths, let us say,
Are equally true In different way.
ADEL1EA PATTI is getting TO have q
reputation as a spoiled child OF song.
At late reception, Yankee, whose
parsimony held even sway with enthu-
siasm, ventured TO present the bejeweled
darling Of the salon with a hfty-cent
nosegay, and the shock it caused her
was so great that she stood upon one
leg for several seconds while ten or a
dozen gentlemen scrambled wildly
around in search of cushions for her 10
faint away on.
GoETHEs ideal OF married life, and
one TO which he strictly adhered, is de-
scribed by himself as the union of two
persons OF cultivated faculties, identical
in opinion and purposes, between whom
there exists that best kind OF equality,
similaFity of powers and capacities with
reciprocal superiority in them, 90 that
one can enjoy the luxury OF looking up
to the other, and can have alternately
the pleasure of leading and being led in
the path of development
BRET HARTE, jim an essay on Ooniu-
cius, gives the following as ''his jokes:
Zone day, being handed twO-foot
TulH. NlOuluGluh ODNANfA ~ NA4 WA0A6
yyav' vyhereupon it broke. The master
said quietly that 'it was a poor rule
that wouldn't work both ways OBJ
serving that Wan Sing was much ad-
dieted 20 opium, the master said, 1fl!ial
regard is always beautiful 'WhyY
asked his disciples. He loves his pop
py.' replied the master, changing eoun-
tenRnce.
Tug farmers of California we're much
elated few years ago over the prospect
of raising their own coffee. Many trees
were imported and set out, but the yield
of berries was small, aud the quality OF
them was poor. Then they fell TO rels-
inc chiccory as a substitute for coffee.
It yielded well, but they tired OF It's
taste. They have recently discovered
that grape stones parched and ground
WELD a beverage with a favor almost
Identical with that Of fine old govern
ment Java.
AND now the drawing "Tha-a-nks
OF the Ianguid sweilB has crept into the
drv goods stores so when q lady hands
her currency to the brisk counter-iump-
er. and he has yelled "ca-a-sh ]" IN
ragpine voice into her very face half
dozen times, and raped on the counter
till her teeth are on edge, be unsettles
her digestion for the rest Of the day By
handing her the change and drawing
"Tba-a-uks in a vapid, easy, familiar
style, as II he had just finished q waltz
with her.
An inventory has been made cut OF
the articles found in the stomach OF the
lunatie shoemaker who died IN the
Prestvick Asylum In England the other
day. In all there were ], S4fg articles,
namely: 1889 sboemakers' sparables,
8 four-inch cut nails, 10 three-inch cut
nails, 8 two-and-a-half-ineh cut nails,
Is two-inch cut nails, 20 half-inch cut
nails, z three-quarter-inch cut nails, SO
tacks, 5 brass nails, 8 brass brace-but-
tons, 20 pieces Of buckles. 1 pin, IA bits
Of glass, 10 small pebbles, 3 pieces Of
string, ! piece of leather three inches
long, ! piece Of lead four inches long,
and an American pegging awl.-the To-
tai weight being II pounds 10 ounces.
TEE production Of castor beans has
increased 70 such an extent shat We
hear of the erection Of three new mills