The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1874-02-12
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legal tender-a lawyer mirding his bacy.
The best substitute for coae-warm weather.
Is taxing hack The first stage of onsumption
What mas cat that nothing else has Kittens.
A bad egg i not choice egg, bat is hard to beat
Kobb d steel is the suggestive Ia ME of iirnl ii
Chicago. II, 1ts.-.t,ai -.-gs.l1sa Hra1fH9 EHdf
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Fell Ship ers--Those fell by children in theil
| rude yoanz days. 7sn7a .-7 :
An English lecturer says there is no american
No one will be surprised that New York daily
mas A-shance correspondent W. "s
All The Nevada editors are going mad. There
haSh peeh shooting adraS Tor mon H.
Inc Gove' nment has ordered a Parrott frsn the
nsst lhaies Lie IL an adml.al in the navy.
4au"g iady at the post oice.-''li | don't get o
iettef % this mas, / want 10 know wi at ne was
Going SUNDAY, THAT'S ali. AIS taft A#',
Mrs. Soathworth has done novel for every
Stale III Tue OAlon,aLd nav proposes te do one or
each lerl itory before she dies 'N .
Mayor Medil whites from Paris that nobody in
tnat cay drinks walter lhai cal poselOly avOlu do
Ing 50 Hence Chicago lnan 1eele per ecL.y al
Rome. h
MusCatine, Iowa has the boss potato. 1t is TWEEN
~ Inches long thirteen IN clrcamfel euce
aoout laar ponnds IN weight, ana has mole eyes
Than argus b8###.
To dance all night is $50 nice - the young ladies
assure us. 10 nave dantec all light Is not $50
nlce.' we judge 1roM their Aooks next morning.
California paper, having obtained a sub
scriber, records Tue startling FACT III halt-counn
article, feaued "etril another! Our course lndors
ed ny Tie people.
VINO goes boroNin' goes d solrowln'" More
Often II IL ''tne other Way up. Who gees a l. nd
IN too often goes sor|0MIn', while VINO goes u
borro"lh' mol untr, qnebliy sues on hls way re
jUIci.' al his XterIty.
Twenty seven Nashville ladies determined to
pr4eu = economy, Vo"ed let LWear All! tnlng mo e
expensive lna4 Cal. co uIesses churcn, ana they
stack 10 II, as noue vi them nave attended cnurcA
saC8. .....t.E
a man lett bony steed On Main Street last sat
urdaS, All, Coming back a sn~ct une afterwards,
discovered tnat a Iunhy youth nad pIaceu Il Ca u
agahet the heenle>S UeaI ulg the AOuce. 'UaLs
" &utea-lnquite WItAln
Tie most contidlug woman lives in Providence
sue Went 10 all auGtiuA aud, knowing The pleva-
icnce VI Thieves d. suCn places, asked d nlce-U. h.
Ing man 10 take Ca.e ncr puCkeL-Duok, IollAlu-
iLg eighty five dollars. lie 10 slllI Lsklng CAR. vi
II.
An IDLE young man was omplaiulng TO pros
pcruus lrIcLd tnat, although LIZ Aad LrIe. Ills luck
All Vi talls anu jutt, Iles he Lau never been
aUlt " dla~ any lining Indeed, said nls lrlenu.
" Mell, SUPPOSE sOu tEy a hanu-cart! You can
draw that. .e
Iney uave mud hole in Bennington so deep
hal small CHI luItn art equenLIJ lost III II.
The Gazette say W don Gaze amy LLILg aOU !.
Is causv oui 'Uiks just out ol cAl4uIcu: bat
Tor Inc saAe vi our suffering Aels 20ofs, We
altsntlon " lie Matter.
L young man III AehtAbula sought TO secure his
sNectheaiL " EtrattgA, 50 ne tUIk 4er Out JOr Il
Do4t-rILe. aA0 tAteatULed ~ jump ovsI buald Into
tne lake II uIu CuuecAt marry llIla but
|: ia uot ~Ork. she UAvieA 10 bel hlui dollar
mat Lie d&teu awe IN
1he is cry % Judge Gtier, which everybody
delgnLs III, how Lit ga astus the uliluS VeIulcL
a lur, xyainsL unpUpulu4 man, Win I'LL. REMARK,
enter Lne VetGiC sAI. LIerA. hnter, also, Sci
aelue Dy the Cuurt. want ii III De understood
.nup IL thirteen men To steal mans larnl Ia.
tnIs court.
an Irlshman, newly engaged, presented to Ills
master one ulorhi.g pau o. bOots. The lex f"ne
o1 which Was much IoL8vr .Aah the otner. AV"
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Inc same IellglIl:' Il really uont AIIua, sir,
what potnels me most Ia tnat the par aowh
stalls a.c III lac s1lne nA.
A beaver County, Pennsylvania, man threatens
10 brlfs suit aSaIist young IdlIner "n1 persists
II rlttluA up la Ills udusuter 0unuay Lights "a IL
Iuur oCiuCk Ia tut Inviutns LIE eterA patent
Claims III stIA, thai tae 1UI4owInS uay UsIug WISH
Gay his gul ami vi a~toGnt; stCUu0iy tnaL
lney wolI,u emily etWo Chairs, The one they 20
usc wouldn't cor SO much 1or repairs.
odo made complaint to Fredc lex the Great
HI & oi Prusria. = Your Majesty said she ''my
husband tre&ls me badly that's none of my
business, sad tbs King. But he speaks i'll Vi
5ou, ssia iA* iad.". hat" 81 d he, ~ none OF
your busIAsss. p"
hos there ~ sad Jenkins one cold winter
night, disturbed in his repose BY some one knock
Ing at ths street door - iriend,' was the ans.
Wer. What do you want ~ Want 10 stay At re
al night. Queer taste stay there BY all means, >
war The benevolent reply.
The four hundred girls at Vassar College ars
Obged 10 rise at o clock ia the N oining and
are notallowed TO have bea1x except in the pres
encs of three old women.
Fashionable young ladies' ar g reported to be 90.
Ing through series OF dumD-bell exercises in or
Ger to give their wrists the slrenxil. neces, ar 20
wi 't The large Spanish fan now coming generally
into use-
genius was explaining upon the ut lity of an
lndia IT bber ship which be was inventing when
IN OLD sailor exclaimed: mo- no! 1t viii ever
DO; an Indian rubber ship would rub out oil the
Tires OF latitude and Longitude, TO say nothing OF
the equator " rItae.l e .f
A dashing belle Of Green Bay, Miss Ruth Tay
r. few days since, was presented with a silk
dress for her gaian ry III taking hold of suanner
and helping pull the engine 10 a fire. rhe fIen en-
have had to add two hu4red feet TO the rope since
then. ALI the girls want sllk dresses W. t5htE7l
4 z
While on the Peninsula during the war an Off
Ger came across private belonging TO one Of the
most praoatory companies f the Ii ish. brigade
with the lleess bpdies 0 goose aud n hen liz d
together BY the legs, dangling from his muskev
" Where did you ttea those, you rascal ?''Faith,
was marching along with Color Ssrgt Mcguire,
and the goosebad cess to ltcae out and hiss
about her 2" THE hen. bless yp was In bad con,
pany, ana laying eggs Tor The ribbels'' M
WATER PALS.