The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-07-10

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al alsaaagh the bore .ad man exibli
"a e4as.ly poor taste yc. it 3 hoped that
He afpeil8h vas satisfactory TO both.
BdHnss .aFs Thafe is.bn, few
lhIae % The face Of tbis earth more Ut
ltHy worthless than q poodle, and yea
aagl4l lbAr u p9oaIe- for Il thsre was
Bt llsrs Il some people who wouldn't
hare ahy obiel 10 living, And have moth.
ag iew luy.
Au eth bAaaelor said there's sight
mare ewc.rg worn nowadays than when
fNas yoang bul there's one piece tla;
fa'ways ailasrca that don't often see
aaW What Is saaif asked young lady
AHIm8ls was tie reply
country youth inquired At B1s,
taa drug Store iar ten cents worth Of loFe
powders. something tbat wouldn't sliy
hsf up much, bat make her dream Of hin
nights The urbanc druggists clerk put
ap some magnesla, aud cautioned the
purchaser bet to give her too much at q
time, but rather wia her affection BY De,
Rrees
~ once called, said Theodore Hook
Oh an old lady, who pressed roe so ur.
gently 10 stay aud dine with her, that, a.
bad no engagement could not refuse
On sitting down the servant uncovered a
dish. which contained two mutton chops
aud nay friend said. Mr. Hook, you Sc,
vonrdinncr Thank sou, mann, said bn
where's yours, ....
The Toledo Biaae suggests a eonpe
iiiye examination for Chief Justice Ant
Why noif II man cannot be admitted
90 q post, ihe duties Of which consist in
weighing sugar or measuring lumber
without being examined in regard to BIZ
fitness for that post, why should the
creates place OF al 10 the country &c
Glic1 without tie aspirauts TO ii beina
examined IS TO their fitness to fl
e.
TIE jackson (renu) Wing ana 1rt
bHHe tells OF woman whe sent her hus
band to buy jug Of molasses. lie sol
drunk aud fetched home the jug lillct
with whiskcy. She took il up, and smell
IL. SET II back and then squaring herself
arms aklmbo and eyes flashing, she ex
cIaimcl. WHARF them molasses? TIT
old mau smiled and wlnkcd pleasantly
sud. waving his left hand propitatiugly
exclaimed. Them they lie is now con
yaleoent, but tho jag is bopelessly de
ranged
"A Portland man caught with hi
hook and line IN another mans trou
brook, completely sIlenced the owner
who demonstrated with the majestic an
swer, who wants 70 catch your ironts
am only trying to drown this worm.
"A retired sen captain, who had mad
She tour o. continental Europe aud th'
Holy land was asked how be was i'm
pressed by bis visit to Jerusalem Jeru
salem, said be, Is the worst place ! eve
visited There aint drop OF liquor il
the whole town tx to drink.
"A story Is told ola reyeugcful travel
erwho packed carpet bag full of reyol
gnn, and handed it 10 centenary bag
gage smasher, who had ruined three o
four trunks already The smasher fun
the bag against the wall savagely, an,
thcu threw II on the floor and jumpe,
on il a. nsual At about the fourth jun
Hrens began dong the whole liue For
tyray geyoiYers went oil la rapid success
ibn, distributing bnlcls around the ca
uiH disgusting arlr.sness Of The leg. i
smaBeg, who Wa. shot iu siN places bulor
h Hula yet 90, Vt The ear Tie rode ap
500 tHa platform during tie whole OF tia
r5 sud when Dr. jjd enter the car b
euessed his lcEs 10 stove pipe aud ran a
ioa eal pow 10 'front.' u him to push III
baggage 0ut with
-. UMBRELLAS.
-A mmi may lose friends, home, posi-
f.aH, fortune They arc different from al