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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09
CENTRAL PACIFIC RAILROAD

an AND AFTER SUNDAY. MAY iTH,
~ 1873, Trains Will leave Palisade
daily as follows:
Passenger Train for Cariin,
Eiko. HallccK. Ogden and
Freiy ht and Accommodation
Tram Tor Ogden and East 10 10 Pm.
Passenger Train for Winnie
mucca, Reno, Sacramento.
MarySville, Reddins ltOr
Portland, o. Stockton. Ner-
ced (fOr lOsemiteI, Upton
for los Angeles, san Jose
and San FranciscO....-.".". N:2OA.M
Freight and Accommodation
Train for sacramento II
San Francisco. ........... ...-- 7:35A.M.
T. H.. GOODMAN. General Passenger
ana Ticket Agent.
my7 An. TOWNE, GENT Supf.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09

Gus ..i.ntraIs, WHICH VIII produce hoad-
ache, paralysis or insanity, but Il harm
less preparation, free from sediment,
easily applied, n in a brief space OF
time restoring the hair or WHISPERS to
their natural color. No preparation is
necessary to use with it, but SIMPLY to
apply sccOrdingtO directions accompany
ing each bottle. This is the cheapest.
safest and best Hair Restorer ever offered
to the people.
j. LIPMAN, Proprietor.
General Agents, CHARLES LANGLEY
4 Co, Wholesale Druggists. corner Bat
terry and Clay streets. a Francisco, to
whom ali orders must be addressed.
Testimonials OF prominent citizens who
have used it accompany each brtlle.
aply-3m
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09

At this Office we are prepared to print
Legal Blanks. of all kinds,
Certificates of Stock,
Invitation Cards,
Visiting Cards,
Bill-Heads.
Eall Tickets
Handbil!s.
Posters,
Blank Statements,
Business Cards,
Bills of l aden,
Programmes,
Circulars,
Pamphlets.
Receipts,
Pay Rolls,
Checks.
Labels,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09
Shining.
Delinquent Sale Notice.

JACKSON MINING CoMPANl-Lo-
81 cation OF works, Eureka, Eufeha
county. Nevada. tho
NoticF.-lhtrr are delinquent upon ,hc
following described stock, on account Oh
assessment (No. 5) levied on We M.h.!l
,n,rth dny ot March,, 1873, the several
amounts set opposite the names oil Tue
rrspcctiye shareholders, as follows:
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09
A e

NO MORE GRAY HAIR OR
eA whiskers, if Nou Will use J.
~ LlPMAN'S HAIR RESTOR-
Nd Err. This is not a vile com
~ pound. made OF sugar of Lead,
@ Lac sulphur, and other poison.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09
XOUNG'S
CONFECTIONERY!
CANDLE, FRUITS, NUTS,
CONFECTIONERY

MANUFACTURER By MYSELF, AT
WI the new Confectionery store on
Main street, two doors south OF Ashim
Bros. III NJ. lOTNG
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-05-09
And All Kinds Of Fancy Work.

THE SENTINEL having a large and
extended circulation, offers a valuable
Medium for Advertisers who wish to build
up a trade and patronage in this section
of Nevada.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

one with Il, which gives the head the
slope Of a child's The eyes, too, are
forced out Of their natural plane so
that whentbe process is completed and
the bones pernSneutly fixed in their
new positions tho sog looks something
like Weeping infant looking up. These
distortions are kept a. pets by the Japan
csc ladies d theppper rank.
Judge Klneuiap. Of the United States
Coarttcr wyoning Territory, has writ
ten letter stshhg that the employment
of women. as jurors has epabled the
courts to punish classes of criminals
whose conviction could not else have
been obtained. In murder cases, two
or three women on the jury, says Judge
Kinrmap, have never failed 10 find ac-
cording to the instructions OF the court
The Macoupin Ill.) Inquirer says
that a Greene county young lady, who
il worth thirty thousand dollars, recently
refused to marry clergyman, because
she thought she was unfit to be the wife
Of a minister. He then abandoned his
sacred calling, and proposed again.
The second time she declined his offer,
on the ground that she was too good to
marry man who would throw away
his clerical robes to win woman's
hand. na
AT recent public sale in London a
copy of Smiths History Of Virginia,
1927, was purchased for the extraordi-
nary sum of one thousand and forty-six
pounds. Though not entirely perfect, 1t
was fortunately on large paper, one OF
the four or FIVE copies known to exist in
that State. 1t had been preserved in an
old country house library, and will now
take its place among the gems OF the
great New York library of books OF
America, founded by Mr.. Lennox.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
SPECIAL NOTICES.
ohstacles to Marriage.

Happy Relief for Young Men from the
effects Of Errors and Abuses in early life. Man
hood restored. Impediments to Marriage re-
moved. New method of treatment. New and
remarkable remedies. Books and Circulars
GENT free. in sealed envelopes. Address HOW
ARD ASS lOIATIoN, No. South NiRth st.,
Philadelphia. Pa; an Institution having a
high reputation for honorable conduct and
professional skill. 20-l00
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
TTnited Ancient order OF Druids.

TKsEKssEE Grove, No. /, q. A. 0. d.
meets al the Druid Hall, No. 81 South Court
street, on the lat and 81 Tuesday evenings II
each month. J.. S; Heiligers., n. A; J.
tary; John L. Eiehberg, Treasurer. 80
MEMPHIS GROVE, No. 2-meets at the Druid
Hall, 81 Court street. every Thursday evening.
WIN. NJ. Loeb, N. A.; II. 0ertel, y. A.; j.
2. Shide, Secretary: Barney Gray, Treasurer;
Hall, 81 Court street, on the lst and Sd Mon
day evenings in each month. A. y. Davis,
Ia; George w. Baxter, W. A.; n. Bren,
Secretary; Martin Cohen, Treasurer.
che Druid Hall, on the I'd and 4th Tuesday
evenings in each month. J. Beehler, 4. s. A.
A. HitEfeld. Secretary. feN1H
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
ADVERTISING.
LEGAL ADVERTISING

HRfgN. AND AFTER THIS DATE. WI
\ vill charge 90 cents per line Tor the hrsl
insef ton. and Eve 81 cent? per line ior eaen
ren - exeerf gueh A. may be inserted 30
thir ~ days or longer consecuufeiys Nhlel
viii Be charged a. card rate, y ne squa, e
COZ nting eight 90 lines nonpareil, soma, 70 a
gqr are The printers fees % PC iAla IN At
- - ID s'''' q. W. ALEXA NDER.
B.M. Memphis Appeal Pub. Co.
A. J. knLLAk.
Memphis Avalanche.
Z. WHITM0RE,
Pubic Ledger.
Nsuphis. January 81, 1873. lsi-t
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
mEMPERANCE SOCIETY.

NAToNL TEMPLE or II. AND 7. No. 1-meetl
m Sss 10. 96i Frontst. Joa n sbspSsrd
w. G. T.; Frank Lamont, w. VT; i. Isaaei
p. W. G. T. A. b. Corwine, w. r.. Jas. =,
Warner w r.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

Notice to Lawyers.

VIZ HAvEFoR SALE AT THE LKpaER
w ofce blank notieef 70 teke pe,..ie...
and printed inftr1elipn. y ~ a,.os ss-aet
sasls
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
WELLS.
BORED WELLS.

N II. ROBINSON. 800 SECOND STREET.
". / am prepared to furnish all persons with
Bored Wells. The wells are guaranteed 10 be
the cheapest, most durable and convenient
known. i will give full supply OF water Tor
any purpose. or no pay asked. 1913
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
EDUCATIONAL.
MR. s. HAII.E'S
Memphis Female Seminary,
4s9 SHELBY STREET.

IT AFFORDS ME- MUCH PLEASURE TO
~ asnounce % ny old patrons, friends and
pupils, that i viii reopen nv rchool, for
ygnng ladie.. On Wednesday, January 11d.
VII oe ready 20 see NJ friends and enroll
Egput on and .fter Wednesday. Decsmbsr
llth, 81 NJ rsriterrs
hRd. ANNIE u. HAILR.
No. to1 Shelby rtrest.
ClrsllaIs - h bad q he music, book and
drug stores. at
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
UHIGHTs OF PYTHIAs.
N

TRSxEssrE Lopez No. 5-Meets ny
sveTy SATURDAY night at Cyrene
Commandery Hall, No. 2O4 Front street. r.
Il, @. Diver, G. c.; J. i. Fisher, Y. O.; y.
x. Jack, P. A. Hum, NJ. Of +: n. Coleman,
Nj. Of F.; II. C. Bigelow. X Of K. 3.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
T o. o. p. DIRECTORY.
oAA Fallows' Hall, corner Main and North
Court streets.


Court streets.
LODGES. tf a4ttf ~
MrNPHrs Lopez, No. 6-meets every 'Lues-
asv- Geo. w. Mathews. n. g.; A. W. New
som. v. O.; John W. Waynesburg, Dec
retary: Il. Il. Risk. Treasurer.
CEicx IsAw Lopez, No. &meets every Mon
day night. John A. Holt, N. g. Gee; W Il.
Crook. v. e.; John GairoE. X. s.; Ihemas
Baoon. p. s.; II. u. Cornell. Treasurer.
ScHTLLKR Lopez. No. l4o-meen every ca Cd
nesday night. 4. Hsnniger, y. g.; john Z.
Hoffman. v. g. Nh. Shilling. Secretary.
BANNER Lopez, No. l47-meets every Friday
night. j. +. Fischer. N. g.; Vim. Henry. ".
GIT. S. Jukes, P. and K. s.; George a.
Waring, Treasurer.
DEGREE LODGE,
MEMPHIS DR0RKE L0DGK No. 5-nees ist
Saturday Of each month. Chas. N. Carroll
DIM; b. G. Trader. d. ID. M. George NJ.
Mathews, A. D. NJ; 7. s. Bingham, seere-
tary; L. r. Jack. Treasurer. ffrTi
KKCANPhEKTs.
GAYoso ENcAMPMEET. No. 3-mects on the
lat and cd Thursday nights Of each month
g. ii. Moyston. G. p: 4. z Alexander. d.
p: Geo. w. Mathews. 5. W; Thos. Bacon,
s.; II. ID. COnnell. T. John Garrow, !;
MEMPHIS EEcANPHEsT. No. 39-meets "a ana
9Th Thursday nights Of each month. A. w.
Newsom. G, p; Geo. w. Smith, H.. r. jos.
Locke, y. W.; G. II. Plischke,. Scribe; I. 5.
Jukes, Treasurer; P. J. Millard. J. W.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18
1rAsONIC DIRECTORY.


LODaKs. IXN
eourE MEMPHIS, No. llS-meets "a friday
t...h ynonth-hall corner Madison ana Bee
~ md Ben. X. Pullen, W. NJ. A.J. Wheeler.
Secretary.
I,,ervox.. No. 16s-meets 1st Monday In
- ,nonth. At Odd Fellows Hall. corner
Tonyt and Main. c. G. Locke, w. M; b.
Richmond, Secretary.
Ivrr, soorr. No. 2sa-meets lst Thursday
.f.aah nonth--hail corner Madison and Sec
cond. A. T. Davis. W. NJ; &. 6oldsmith'
Secretary. ~ tL,
nrsoyo. No. 2oa-msets Sd Friday Of each
..arth--0dd FeIlows Hall. Bun. Z. Price,
I'M: r. W. Shelton. Secretary.
Rrv-ryxrxe. No. sll-meets 4th Friday OF
- ,ronth--at South Memphis Hall, corner
osMsdison and Second. Richard Creighton,
W ~: Louis CEspski. Secretary.
ROYAL ARCH.
prxr CzAP1xa. No. 22-meets ID Monday Of
..eh month-Odd Fellows Hall. q q. Locke,
ME- IA. p: A. ]. Wheeler. Secretary.
NENPHrs CHAPrER, No. So-meets a. Odd
PeIloWs' Hall, Sd Monday OF each month";; ".
& MattheWs, N. Z. Il. P; John W. hArd,
K.kxDs.N.
rr,vxa Corxort, No. 6-meets 81 Thurs
S.v N eaeh month-Odd Fellows Hall. q.
Reder, Tn. Ill. Q. II. Myers, Rec.
rNPLARs.
cvvvxr ColrN AxpKRY, No. 4-meets 4th Mon
asy of1eech month. Geo. Aellersh. Com. 7.
]. BArchus. Rec. III.
Galway CHAPTEE or RosE CEoIx, 18th, No.
1. Charles W. Adams. I'D. "a. ". - "a.
Tomlinson. sd, &c.,.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

- Memphis I Oh Ohio R. r. oN rs
Memphis a Charleston "a
lO.5Oi X. k.-Daily. lO@
Mississippi 4 Tcnnes- n I,
l290l see n. R.--Daily. 80
memphis 4 Little Rock =,
.H r. H.--Daily. u ZEN
lMiss. river 10 Helena =,
81 Ffiar's P't-daily; IL
lVicksburg(tri-w
Mon. Thurs, sat. -
miss. river I. 81. LouiH
81 Mon. and Thurs. ~
White River-Scmi.
q Weekly-Tuos. h Sat.
lArk'sriver. tri.weekly
Men, Wed. 4 Friday. vi
Marion ltri-veeklyl-l
N Mon. We'd. Fri. III
Z Cuba. Tennessee
weekly-Friday.
Byhalia k0live Branch a.
al Tues. and Fri. - Oh
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

TKNPLLRs.

ErpxxA Covxorb, No. e-meets 81 Thurs
dSy 81 each month-0dd Fellows Hall. q.
49, m Ill @. II. Myers. Rec.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

Orsularl q Ashad
ara stores.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-04-18

/ A citizen Of Portland, Me-, having in
Hammatory Rheumatism, sent to the drug
store for paregoric and was presented
with a bottle OF laudanum. The man
died in consequence Of the mistake OF
the apothecary, and the local paper
Withholds the names on the grounds that
the public has no interest IN their publ.
cation. ' i'
A drill instructor in San Francisco
tested the efficiency Of his men by put
ting them through a number Of evolu-
tons with their eyes bandaged. They
are said BY local journal 10 have gone
through the manual Of arms, marching,
wheeling, extending in skirmishing or
der and other movements with the Ut.
most precision.
There was one remarkable circum.
stance in the execution Of Smith (for
murder) at Louisville, lately. With his
eyes appropriately closed, be stood upon
the gallows and made lOug prayer. all
the time protesting his inuoecnes. when
having finished this exculpstery ejaeu
lation he opened his eyes and saw the
rope-he confessed
10 Japan young puppies are subjected
10 an extraordinary modifying process
soou afler birth. The upper jaw i
forced up an assle, carrying The lOwsl
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15

1t was at the second battle of Bull
Run that cannon ball carried off a
poor soldiers leg.
Garry me to the rear !" he cried to
a tall Yankee companion, who mad
been fighting by his side.
The Yankee caught the wounded
soldier up, and as he was about to put
him across his shoulders another can
non ball carried away the poor fellows
head. The Yankee, however, in the
confusion, did not notice this, but pro-
ceeded with his burden to the rear.
"What are you carrying that thing
for?" cried an officer.
"ThingF' returned the Yankee.
"It's man with his leg shot off.
"Why, he hasn't any headP cried
the officer.
The Yankee looked at his load, and
for the first time saw that what the
officer said was true. Throwing down
the body, he Numbered out;
"Coufound HIM he told me it was
his leg r.
| "Sam, SAID darkey to his ebony
brother, show am it dat dis yaa tele-
graf carries de news froo dem wires p
"Well, Caesar, now you s'pose dar am
big dog free miles long" "Neber
was sich big dogs; don't b'lieb dat?'
"You jess wait mint; Use only
illustratin', you stupid niger. Now,
dis yaa dog you see, jess puts his front
feets on de Hoboken sho', an he puts
his behind feets on de New York
sho'." "Yessa." "Now, s'pose you walk
on dis yaa dogs tail in New York
"Yessa." Hell bark, won't hep
"Yessa." "Now whar will dat dog
bark 2" "Il Hoboken, calc'late.'
dat am jess it You walk on dat
dogs tail in New York, an he bark
in Hoboken an dst's de way de tele
graf worksw "Yessa', dasso-dasso
You'so right, by golley."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15
A COW TILLION.

Fred. Lander, popular restaurant.
er in Erie, is the hero of the following
historical sketch, which is embraced in
these two items from the Dispatch Of
that city.
Item No. 4:
Fred Lander found three cows yes
teriay afternoon. The property can
be had by calling upon him and
paying charges.
Item No. 2.
The local in yesterdays paper about
Fred Lander's finding three cows, ere
ated little confusion with one of the
z. L. conductors, whom we will call
Brown. He got home Friday morn.
ing very early and retired. He had
not been asleep but short time when
his better half awoke him and told
him their COW had been gone since
Wednesday night, and could not be
found. "Yes," said he, and turned
over in bed for another snooze. She
shook him again and told MIN the
same story over again, and said that
there were three cows advertised BY
Fred Lander. He then got up and
looked at the Dispatch, then he ex-
claimed "Any man thatd shut up a
COW for two days before he advertises
them, is too mean to live, and is dirty,
low," &C., you know the rest. He ate
his break fast and called for q boiled
shirt, and cussed Fred Lander and the
COW; then he swore because there was
so much starch in the shirt, especially
the sleeves; then he cussed again and
said Fred Lander would know him
very we'll inside of an hour. He
would Introduce himself Calling his
bov to him and said be wanted him to
go along so as to bring the COW home.
His wife then gave him S400 to pay
the charges. He started out on the
corner of Eleventh and Parade and
met his friend Smith. who asked him
what was the matter. Brown said that
"any man who will shut up cows ior
two days before he advertises them is
too mean," &c. BY this time he wa;
getting warm, and took off his hat
mopped his face with his coat sleeve
He finally got to Fred's, after stopping
threeIimes more and telling his friends
the lingo about "any man" &c, Free
was in and the following conversation
took place:
Your name is Lander, / believe.
"You can bet two to one on that
"You advertise three cows that yo,
found"
"Yes, sir ! found three cows"
"Well," said Brown, "any man tha
would shut up cows two days &c.
Fred told him not to get excited
but to come out and pick out his prop
= erty, as they were feeding. Fred tool
! Brown out and showed him small
!. piece of glass about two inches square
with a picture on it of three COWS graz
ing. Browns under jaw dropped, AM
his eyes were about the size of tw
saucers. At length he got his bfeatI
ard said, "Sold." His little boy com
> menced to laugh; he told him to shu
up or he would fix him; that he ough
to be ashamed to laugh when his faith
: er was talking. He gave the boy fol
ty cents to buy watermelon, an
sent him home with balance of tn
= $500, then commenced to pay tn
charges.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15
THE ETIQUETTE OF BOw1NG.

An exchange says: This is go sim
pie that one would suppose it scarcely
possible that difference Of opinion
could exist, and yet there are some
who think it breach of politeness if
one neglects to bow, although meeting
half a dozen times on a promenade or
in driving. Custom has made it ne
cessary to bow only the fret time in
passing; after that exchange of salu-
tations is very properly not expected.
The difference between a courteous
and familiar bow should be remem.
bered by gentlemen who wish to make
a favorable impression. A lady dis
likes to receive from a man with whom
she has but a slight acquaintance a
bow, accompanied by broad smile,
as though he were on the most famil-
ar terms with her. 1t is far better to
err on the other side and give one of
those stiff, ungracious bows which
some men indulge in. Those gentle
men who smile with their eyes instead
of their mouths, give the most charm
ing bows. AS for men who bow char
mingly az one time and with excessive
haHteur at otheis. according as they
feel in good or bad humor, they need
never be surprised if the person thus
treated shoul / cease speaking altogeth-
er. A man should always lift his hat
to a lady.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15
THE DANBuRY HAT IN VERMONT.

We are convinced now beyond any
further doubts, that the science of per-
sonal fraud is rapidly gaining ground
in America. Concrete, general and IN
detail, fraud gains ground fearfully.
We should not dare to assert that The
Danbury News Man is fraud-every-
body knows that he isn't. He is phun-
ny but not phraudulent; witty but not
wicked and We don't suppose he is at
all responsible for the mercantile in
iquity of some hat manufacturers use
Of his name as ar advertising dodge
to sell "The Danbury News Mans
Hat" Notwithstanding which very
curious fraud was thereby perpetrated,
during the Vermont State Fair at
Rutland, last week. A man of sin,
whose wardrobe lacked hat to relieve
him from looking as Seedy as editors
are usually expected to look, had been
trying to Gift" hat from the Bark
well House rack, but owing to the care
iulness of Mr.. Champion and his
watchful attendants he got no chaDce
to gobble one. But he watched the
opportunity, and followed to the side
walk fashionably- dressed individual
who had just come ont from dinner,
getting to the cars to leave Rutland.
He said to him with fearful iDdigna-
ton, "Sir, you have made serious
mistake, and deprive me Of the only
hat | have a right to claim this side Of
Danbury." Your hatl OH No!
| bought this hat to day, sir; only an
hour ago, sir, up the street, here. "
"No doubt of your honest mistake,
sir; l don't think you would inten.
ally steal my hat; nevertheless, sir
you hare stolen it. You'll find my
name printed in it. I'm an editor, sir
and good hats are scarce with us, as
you proba bly, know. | am the Dan
bury News Man. sir; look and see i
my name is in that hat" The aston
ished gentleman, who had paid more
attention to the style of his hat than
to its name, when he had purchased it
nervously uncovered, confidently look
ed into it, and there found the epitapf
THE Danbury News Mans Hat
| with an humoie apology ne surreD
dered his hat to Mr.. Bailey's counter
felt, and received the battered substi
tute so Indignantly offered him. A
speedy return to the hotel added Il
the confused embarrassment of tn
gentleman who found there no proper
| ty he could rightfully claim. Hes
cussed fraudw was all the remark vi
heard as the stranger with his seed!
hat hurried towards the cans again
We did not suppose he meant tn
Danbury News Man was fraud. II
referred TO the other individual, whom
we afterwards saw standing in wag
on on the Fai. Grounds, putting gen
uine one, two and five dollar bills int
little pink lined boxes, all Of whic
he sold for fifty cents each, and as b
was doiug a thriving business he trt
guently and very genteely tipped
nobby new hat to his fervent custom
ers, of whom he was robbing stamp
by his gambling tricks.-Benningto
Banner.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15
Rates of Advertising.
UNLUcKY DAYS OF MArRIMoNy.

We may possibly be doing a service
to some of our readers by informing
them Con the authority of manu-.
script of the fifteenth century quoted
in the "Book of Days') that there
are just thirty-two days in the year
upon which it is unadvisable to join
hands, namely: Seven in January,
thee each in February, March and
December, two each in April, June,
July, August, September aud Novem-
ber, and one in October, so that JAN
uary is the worst and October the best
month for committing matrimony, the
actual unlucky days being these JAN
uary 1, 2, 4, 6, 10, 15; February 6, 8,
1S; March l, 6, s; April 6, II; May
5, 6, Z; June Z, IA; July 5, 10; All
gust II, II; September 6, II; Octo-
ber 6 November Is, 16, II. AS to
which is the best days of the week,
why
Monday for wealth
Tuesday for health;
Wednesday the best of all;
Thursday for crosses;
Friday for losses
Saturday no luck at all,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-10-15

A better picture of poor human ma
ture was never written-even by
Charles Dickens-then this little bit
of wholesome and instructive fun from
the Danbury News;
"An aged couple on Wooster street
are very fond Of checkers, and play
quite frequently. When he beats at
the game, she loses her temper, and
declares she will not play again. 1t
vexes him to see her act so, but he
controls the irritation aud talks to her
about it. He tells her how wrong it
is for people at their age in life to be
disturbed by such triAes, and shows
her SO clearly the folly Of such course
that she becomes ashamed of her
weakness, and returns to the game,
and plays il so well that she beats him.
Then he throws the checkers in one
direction, and kicks the board in an
other, and says he will not play with
anybody who cheats so alltiredly, and
stalks moodily to bed, and leaves her
to pick up the thinks"
A man in Albany county, New
York, kicked another man aud was
arrested for so doing. And when
brought before a justice of the peace,
he informed his honor that the man he
had kicked was q lightning rod man,
The Justice at once discharged him,
with the remark "The man who
wouldn't kick a lightning rod man
wherever he finds one, is unfit to en-
Joy the liberties for which Washington
fought and Thomas Paine wrote. "
That justice had paid 5000 for light
ming rods on his house last spring.
Father Boyle, of Washington, has
doubtless a welI.developed bump o
humor. OF him il is reported that on
one occasion, addressing a school OF
the subject Of Easter celebrations, &
young miss asked him; Father Boyle
what is the origin Of Easter eggs ?
"a hen, no doubt, miss" replied thi
Father, quietly.
Two pairs of stairs.are necessary t
every newspaper office in North Caro-
lina-one for the editor TO 60 down a
the caller comes up the other.