Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Ex-Emperor Napoleon is dead.

IHC 1lFeEy-meH are now fcauy "
take out parties.
Bigots ever think others most per-
vcrsely and wilfully wrong-headed.
Counterfeit fifty cent notes are now
in circulation.
Donation visits are just now season.
able amusements.
Knives and forks are very little
talked about, bat are nevertheless in
everybody's mouth.
Yarmouth, of Louisiana, thirty
years old, is the youngest Governor
in this country.
The Spiritualists in New York City
outnuaaber every other church ex-
cept the Catholic.
There is need for a Grant party that
people may know where to find a
thief or a carpet Dagger when wanted.
A good drain on a fartn-heavy
mortgage at ten per cen will drain
it about as rapidly as anything.
Money has been eight" FOL several
weeks now. The temperance men
ought to look after this thing.
It is said that the extreme cold wea-
ther killed ali the peach buds. It is
evident it didn't kill all the "crokers."
The worst feature in a mans face is
his nose-when stuck into other peo-
pies business.
To make a good broil-leave a let
ter from one of your old sweethearts
where your wife can find it.
The dearest object to a man should
be his wife, but it is not unfrequently
her clothes.
Gold is the only idol that is wor
shipped in all lands without e temple,
and by all sects without hypocrisy.
1t requires strong will, perseverance,
persistent work, and days,and months
and years of plodding along at n
thing to make a great success.
If we cannot speak well Of our
neighbors, il becomes us to mould
then so we can-they never grow
better by abuse.
An old tobacco chewer finds that
the Bible sustains his favorite habit
He quotes .He that is filthy, let him
be filthy STILL"
Boston derives its name of the Club
from the fashion its people have ofre-
volving from one place to another, to
avoid paying taxes on personal pro-
perty.
Hens arc not attending to business
consequently their products are quite
scarce. tits said that "eggs are eggs"
just now, which will be found out by
hunting for them.
An Illinois town has passed an or
dinance prohibiting saloon keepers
from ~concealing what is going on
within by painting their windows, in
terposing screens, SC.
One gentleman win not offer an in
sult.to another, without u OF pro-
vocation, and no true gentleman
should condescend to take offense at
the intended insults ofa blackguard.
The piety which pokes its nose into
other peoples affairs and maliciously
interprets their motives and actions,
in the guise of propriety and a devo-
ton to virtue, needs a deal of the saw
ing grace to carry it up among the
ransomed.
An eccentric genius of the Green
Emerald Isle, while noticing a lady
p~romenading the street the other day
dressed in the latest style, remarked:
Poor thing; 1 can sympathize wild
yes; [ have a brother with a broken
back"
A suspicious Individuals generally
guilty of the same faults and foibles
of which he suspects others; and caves
troopers are very apt to hear some
thing not very fattering to themselves,
while pursuing their ~fayorite avoca
ton.
Vulgarity is a SURG index to a weak
mind and corrupt heart and nothing
is loathsome and disgusting to
men of sense. Profanity is foolish,
and demoralizing to those who indulge
in it; but vulgarity is debasing and in
dulged in, by no true gentleman.
Envious minds are always suspi-
cious, and he who is guilty of some
offense is generally suspicious that his
neighbor is like unto himself. The
slanderer is a moral murderer, whose
presence is more to be dreaded than
that of a viper or pestilence.
A mia a convince twelve men of
a thing easier than he can one woman,
who, because she thinks something
might be SO, at once knows it must be
so simply because she has thought it.
Yet men have at times been right, and
reached as high positions as have wo-
men, which fact is somewhat strange
considering that woman's judgement,
in her opinion, is never at fault.
"Why don't you trade with me? ?"