The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-04-04

1900; stock 19S, Tie. >,
BosToN. April 8 NO business in cot.
ton today; fast day; receipts !. 200 bales;
GALVESTON, April s.-Co,ton seems
hrmer-good ordinary l8: receipts 6f,i
bales; sales 500; stock 81, ,Ot9. -,
WILMINGTON, April 8:-IOottoh tism-
middling 18N; receipts yS0 bales; Gales
IA; stock 4,033. so .%.sSs 80
BILL Arr ON The Raux-Hs {PIsADs
AnDEnmAN1c Dur1Es At Q 1N,fnHtH aronx.
ING. Bill Arp, editor fthss Rome Chm
ns'cial, has been swimming around the
Oouneil Chambers e;v cry night during
the inondation OF bis. city, and here's
what chimes Of his being out: 80,
Every night! Hero II is half.pes.
o'clock! lisa wonder you como home
'at ALL What at-do--you-thiuk- a vo.
Haan--is made for? do believe il =
robber was to come and carry me of
you wonidnft; oate a-.Whst ID il 3ou
say? City Council business must bo at
tended tol How 10 I know you 40 to
the City Council? Does the City Oonn.
OIL meet every ni0ht2 They don's
meet bot or ce ateeek !: Me- York.
But suppose Rome is q more impor.
tant place. Oh, yes, out Of every night
Twelve o'clock-1 o'ciock-2. O'CLOCK.
Here stay with the childrsa al alone
lying awake half tho night waiting, for
you. Couldn't come home any soon erl
Of course You conidn'tsi II you didn't
want to. But I know something; you
think I don't, but E do, That I DO. I
wish didn't. Where were you Monday
night2 Tell me that. The msrshal told
me- the City Council didn't meet that
night. Now what have you got to say?
Cooidn's get qnorumi Well, # yon
couldn't, why didn't you come homer
Out every night-hunting for-a-
quorum. But you wouldn's hunt for me
this late il was missing. Where were
you Thursday night and Friday night?
There was show in town, wasn't there?
What did you buy that bottle OF hair oil
for, and hide it? Oil for your hone, in
deed! Whoever heard OF hair oil for a
whet.stone! So you think Z didn't see
you in the other room brushing and
Hreasing your hair and looking in the
glass at your pretty self? man ought
to be decent. He ought, ought hel Yes,
indeed, man ought to, and II descent
man will stay at hons with his wife
ooSaSsAtASo aAo Aot O0 out 6-Y-e-E Y OIROC.
How comes it that the City Council
didn't meet but twice q month last wear?
Trying to work it out of debit Yea.
that's le--vsr7-laughine and
joking, and smoking and swapping lies
will work deEt off, wou't III? Now-I
Observation-Disclosures
are-going- rkeep3up-tk
-night-business? Yes, want to know.
Oat e-v cry night. City Council, Free
Masons, shows, hair oil-and brush, aud
brush, and, brush. until you've nearly
worn out the brush and your head, too.
What is it you sayP It helps yonr bust.
ness to keep up your social reiationl All;
indeed! You've got relaEone here at
home, sir. They need keeping up some,
I should think. What did you say
about catching it the other night at q
whist party? Fellows, its IL O'Clock,
but let's play while longer-we won't
catch it any worse when we get home.
A pretty speech for d-s-o.e-n-t man to
make. Catch it! Catch i'll Well, I in
tend you shall catoh it-a little. What's
that you say7 If wouldn't fret you 80
you would stay at home morel Well,
sir. do you stay at home first few nights
and try it. Perhaps the frstting would
stop. Ont e-v-e-r-y night because fret
you go. What's that, sill? You know
ladies who ain't always scolding their
husbandsl You do, do you? How come
you to know them2 What business had
you to know them? What right have
you to know whether other women fret
or not? That's always the way. You
men think all other women are saints
but your wives. Oh, yes-saints-
s.aA.n-t.s. I'll have you to know, sir,
that there isn't woman in this town
that's more of a saint than I am. I know
them all, sir-a heap better than you
do. You only see the sugar and honey
side of them, and they-only sse-the-
sugar-side-of-you. Now. sir, I Just
want you to know that If you can't stay
a. home more than yop do, I'll leave
these children hero to get burnt up, and
Ill go out every night. When a
poor woman gets desperate, why, sir,
she is-she is desperate, that's ali.
DANBURY NEWS NUGGETS. 1t was an
elegant trousseau the daughter of the
Khedive OF Egypt had, not elegant trow.
sers. as our item gave it.
Mr.. Hedge, who is recommended to