The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-06-12
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


daily bread.-Phrenologic Journal.
ALL Sorts of Paragraphs.
= Hanging does not stop murder, but it
comes nearer to it than any experiment ever
tried.
= Why are horses in cold weather like med
dlesome gossips? Because they are bearers of
idle tales.
Very few horses eat corned beef, but we
saw one standing the other day before store
with bit in his mouth
- What is that that the rich man wants, the
poor man has, the miser spends, and the spend
thrift saves? Nothing.
- Religion teaches us to suppress private
preudices, to forget animosties, and to listen
to the voice of reconciliation.
= "This engine won't work." said fireman
to the chief of the fire department. mo
WONDER" was the reply; sit was made to
play"
= Susan B. Anthony says she would not be
| frightened at standing face to face with Satan.
But the question is, wouldn't Satan be fright
ened?
-"Awl how duth you like my mustache,
Miss Laura?" lisped dandy to a merry girl.
"Oh, very much. 1t looks like the fur on the
back of caterpillar"
An educated professor is roaming about
the wilds of Northern Pennsylvania, lecturing
at "early candle light on the science of frenolo-
gy and fysiology."
= If you have performed an act of great
and disinterested virtue, conceal it; if you
publish it you will neither be believed here nor
rewarded hereafter.
"A Vermont school teacher has struck the
thing at last. He makes unruly boys turn the
grindstone one thousand times while another
boy bears on with stick of wood.
= 1t is reported that great many physicians
are going to Europe this summer. They can
cross the ocean without any qualms of stomach,
as they are accustomed to see sickness.
- The wife of Louisville lawyer made
hustle out of some important legal documents,
and the court had to adjourn until she
could 20 home and return them in proper
shape.
= Once give your mind up to suspicion
and fear and there will be sure to be food
enough for it, In the stillest night the air is
filled with sounds for the wakeful ear that is
resolved to listen.
"A negro was put upon the stand as wit
ness, and the judge inquired if he understood
the nature of an oath. "For certing, boss"
said the citizen; "if swear to lie 1 must
stick to him |"
"A physician on presenting his bill to the
estate of deceased patient asked, "Do you
piled the executor, "the death of the deceased
is sufficient evidence that you attended him
Professionally"
= Very few wives understand the art of
making home what it should be for the hus-
band. Many women marry for rsupport-which
has the appearance Of selfshness-and when
attained they go to work and destroy the source
from whence the golden egg comes.
At meeting of parish, o straight-faced
and most exemplary deacon submitted report,
in writing, of the destitute widows and others
who stood in need of assistance from the parish.
care you sure, deacon, that you have embraced
all the widows?" He said he believed that he
had.
Dogs are to be made useful for education
al purposes in Potter County, Pa. The last
Legislature passed bill making it obligatory
on the school directors to lay tax not less
each and every dog, for the support of common
schools in said county.
Some people are as careful of their trou-
bles as mothers are OF their babies; they cud-
die them, and rock them, and hug them, and
them away from them they want you to fret
with them, and to help them to believe that
they have been worse treated than anybody
else.
The experiment recently made in Ohio of
placing. women at the head of all the schools
below the high schools is pronounced decided
success. The instruction and discipline have
been as good as formerly, there have been fewer
difficulties between teachers and pupils, and
fewer complaints have been made by parents
against teachers.
"A gushing correspondent, speaking of
certain fair creature, remarked that "the pro-
fusion and color of her hair would lead one to
look upon it as though it was spun by the nim
BILE fingers of the easy hours, as they glided
through the bright June days, whose many
sunny rays of light had been caught in the
meshes, and were contented to go no further"
This is better than saying the girls hair was
red.
1t is said that the late Chief Justice Chase
was the finest scholar who has ever presided
over the Supreme Court. AS Latin and
Greek scholar he was not surpassed by any man
in his profession. He read French as readily
as English, was finished Italian, Spanish and
German scholar, and thoroughly versed in
English literature. His appreciation of and
perfect mastery of the works of Shakespeare,
Milton and earlier British poets, and the later
exponents of the poetic art, Wordsworth, and
Others of the Lake school, was something mar