The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-01
EvE.ANoEllCAl CORNER.


EvE'ANoElIcAl CORNER.
The most fashionable circles at prcscn,
are tho Elizabe,han ruffs.
The widow Of Thalberg, the pianist.
keeps her husbands embalmed body in her
salon.
Londo" jewellers are buying up tho jew.
els disposed Of by Engcnic. They an:,ci.
pate that they will bc called in when she
resumes.
'Oh. what 10 the panic p the little boy said,
A. his mamma was uckng him snn:ly In bed
"The panic my lOvr."-was the mothers reply
while tear nil unnoticed dis,illcd from her eye,
A che -tded a sob. ut the risk Of her stays
rs beast that has cost me new polonaisc!"
''Thc glory Of woman" says the Good
Book, lis in her hair" and the hus band is a
pitiful hound who gets drunk and glories in
pulling it out.
A man in blouse scene in Paris. of course
presents sbottlc of perfume to his beloved,
saying: "Whcn yon smell this you will
regret that your Creator did not make you
all nose"
Young lady, to . beau Of whose company
she is getting tircd-"I hope you are not
nervous. because that clock has q queer
effect on people. All my gentlemen &C.
quaintances start when 1t strikes ten, and
it's going to strike; 50 if you are nervous.
perhaps you had better 81 home before i.
begins" lie went.
Douglass JerrOld relates legend of nm
admirable woman who deserves . place
high on the calendar Of every wife's heart.
One night her husband returned tired and
hungry, and by some mischance there was
nothing for supper. Shops were shut, and
great was the grief of St. Fanny. Taking
off brscele, Of seed pearl, she said: I'D
give this ten times over for supper for my
husband" And every pearl s,raightway
became an oyster: st. Fanny opened. and
the husband ate, and 10! in every oyster
vas pearl as large as hazelnu,; and 50
was st. Fanny made rich for life.
The Congressional Printer made con.rsc.
on Saturday last with Mrs. 8. F.. EULER, Of
New York, to do the wood engraving neces.
sary 10 illustrate Rsymond's forthcoming
report Of surveys in Montana, &c. Mrs.
Fuller is the head of an establishment Of
considerable magnitude, and the fact that
she was awarded the contract Is against 90
many competitors Of acknowledged merit IS
the best evidence of the character of her
work. This Is, We believe. the first Govern.
mcnt contract Of the kind ever awarded to .
woman, and the circumstance Is worth moro
in solving the so-cnllcd ''woman problem"
than all the lectures the sclf-cons,i,utcd
champions Of wOman's rights could deliver
in twelvemonth..- Wash. Star.
A Minnesota newspaper tells the following
about new divorce bill: A Squire was
called on o,narry couple Of strangers, the
lady being ''grass widow" "ilave you
bill from your former husband ?" asked Mr..
Justice. Yes" she replied; II have u BILL"
This being satisfactory, the ceremony was
performed, and the couple were declared
''m"n and wife" As they were abou, do.
parting, the Justice, who had never seen .
''bill Of divorce" and having q strong desire
to behold the document, thought this an
excellent opportunity to satisfy his curiosity
He therefore said to the LADY, "Have you
the bill with you ?" "Ob, yes, ,"shc replied.
''Hnve you any objections to allowing mo
to sec the bill" said our friend. None
whatever" she replied, Stepping 10 the door
and calling To little boy some three or
four years Of age. she said. Here, Bill,
come here quick, here is . gentleman that
wishes to sec you."
The New Orleans Tsnss tells the following
melo dramatic story: Last month there
died In the hOsp,tol in St. Louis woman,
by whatever nli's she might then he known,
who used to bc Stella del Norte. In the old
mining days when California was but .
camp. and the golden city rude collection
Of wooden shanties, the country was clectri.
ned to learn one day Is the cashier Of the
Bank OF California was standing alone in
his vault, woman opened the door and
holding pistol to his head demanded $lO,.
O0oi in notes. Feeling the cold muzzls Of
the pistol In close proximity to his brow he
very reluctantly consented, ard the vision
left, and hc next day received . very nea.
card with the written inscription, Thanks:
Stella del Norte.' She Vas afterward ares.
ted by q vigilance committee dressed In
mans attire, and, taken out to be hung, was
found 10 be . woman. when they released
her and raised subscription Of a q ,OOO
with which she lef, the country, and coming
TO the States was known rs desperate old
nhOn1ifter and sneak ah,efO