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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
A Very Remarkable Story.

Oh Il KAUAI attack Dl apDplcAN.
A Very Remarkable Story.
There lived in Brooklyn, not long
ago. Il man possessed OF Il devil. He
had inherited the devil from his father
in the first place. and had nur>cd it I'M
til it grew 80 strong it took entire pos
session of him. The devil was a very
familiar one. and its name WAS Rum.
The man had many noble instincts. and
better than all these, he had loving.
faithful. brave wife. who made skilltul
war upon the demon, her husbands
master. Recognizing the fact that her
husband was under an cVcrpuWcrimg
impulse, that lac lomgcd and struggled
manfElly To free himself from the pas
sion for drink. she bent all the energies
of her woman-uatlue t" the task of
helping him. She loved and suffered
and t"ilcd until ut last the loving and
suffering aud telling accomplished them
purpose She took her hu>h1ud 10y the
hand. and shared with hi struggle. an
ill. after years of labor. ~hc ovcrc;mc
his devil. and Saw Ilm free man again
Her battle with Rum had been Il fierce
one. TAXING and wasting her >trcagth
IL.
Her husband stood upon manly feet.
and showed no sign OF falling again.
several wears PASSED away. and this re-
formed man fell iii If consumption. The
distinguished physician. from whose
lips We have the story. prescribed alro-
i.nlic ~iimUl;Imi> - the only means pos
>ihle of pr"l"ngim@ his life. The poor
VIII" WAS III terror. and begged the ply
>i,.i.u ~ recall the l,rr,,..intiur. Sh,.
tn;d hin, of l,,. I,,.r ,.,,,r,,i. anil L,,.
victory. and sid he nr, f,rr.d rL,t h..|
husband >h,,Ild die Then y snI,rr ,,ru
than rl,,t he sho1I,i III , ,Irn,.l.,rJ'.
crave = wear l,rpr BIr ,hc frrrI .,,ir-
i If ,h. n,.,r ,,,, .t,,,n,, avid b. -,
'ii,'oN l" '''h' '''''Ii' liquors as
,'l''l''liie' 'o,' 10 '"i''i' himself "h>o-
lu'c'H t" sic" ''iir> anu measures III
'i'' "'''',r 81, is ,'l' pnI >i'iiii> Ih"!'id pre-
S''I''r' ms me- Ilh. anu "UlIh@ the
''""''iN 'i"> "'i'''Ii u, MS ne nc never
once u'lnh >ii'%,' drop more IMAM the
t''N''ll't'"" 'a'l'd loi' ana Il" Hiri al
last >,'''' man. - me we hAd ;"
earnestly ih'N'" 'hd' in hiIS"t. b't
'I'' emu N"> mo- yea. men 'H' i'NiM"
anu lht'lrht Woman Elu lllh III MS
grave anu saw h'r Tong iah"rN thus
thit'i I'll the victory Ion when she had
'"i'''' ;" mar" an" >iIicrcu 50 hit'eIlI,
She 'urih'"' Ill hrF Giir1' 10 the brandy
NH','i ii'" ''e',i r'll III th' nniH'' anu
"ilhhiii@ H. >he lrli nrrS"l mt" tn"
power "i me h' vi men she iIid fought
:" h'r"l'ailN. -Nni tilat woman died,
i'"' n'ihN mon H. l''cf, h"lmI'>N, help-
lcHH I'll '"h"I"' near" an" nome
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
HEARE !. =r
DISEASE

Is hrcnmin. very common in every community
and tn" sudden death resulting warn IL seek
SOM relief III" disease assumes many different
forms. anon which "" uotICr PGJ'd'on. En-
hTTitIn"f. >yGSt,s. O>.,H"0',"H B"HHU FHrDtd-
t,"" II ME N'Hr. Ea,"n,di,.U. Gcntrdl DfLihtU
h"f'r r',.r NJ" H."f. Nioi,ngof tie Spiri's. Pains
IN fh' sab "r 1i.,f D--it,s>. >irri>h Circulation
u H''i amt homsn'a,u N'opgaJe u the Action IF
III. Hcrlt
lh"s" forms IF Heart Disease have been cured
by H. Gr!'.> Heart HrUiI'or and do not hes
Itat" t" say II Will cur" them again. Any form Of
Heart disease will readily yield /" lis us, and We
hIv" Yet I" learn of any where the Heart
R'T"i1'"r his been taken properly and the party
not received q marked h-u,a lit
pur agent uu application. will furnish you with
our rlrculhr -iNin- full description of the disease
and ais" II numh'r "f testimonials of cures and if
\"r would Ike further proof from the parties who
hay" given ia" Testimonials write them and see
what they sly. w htN" sold MANY Thousand bot
ties 81 th" HHii Rs1Uinf.r and the demand il still
increasing. We .IIr confident We are doing the
public 4 benefit. aud not tryin. to impose on them
Il worthless preparation.
The price # jhc H"GT' Regulator is ONE DOLLAR
per BOTTLE, and can he obtained of our agents
:. RANDALL n son. Druggists st Jnhnsbury.
Vt. 6Oly
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SoNoMA WINE siTTERs

have been used for Years. not only in the United
States but i'll the british Provinces West Coast of
south America. sandwich Islands the East and
West Indies, and Australia. ami aIc recognized As
III" Most rairahie, Healthy and tprrtiling
Bitters in the market
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
LOUNGES AND MATTRESSES A.!

of all kinds at wholesale or retail w have tn,
exclusive right Ia manufacture and sell thu Patent
Lock Wire Spring Bed. i'll the state of Vermont.
Lounges and Mattresses repaired at short notice.
We have Hair Packin" Machine. and can make.
an old mattress GOOD new.
Hotels furnished with ~lrin.s Beds and Mattress
es at the lowest rates. We would respectfully ash
the public Ia call and see snudS before buying.
elsewhere. SWIISEE y EASTMAN
6Otf Eastern Nv,fil.. II .InIn~Lrrv VI
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Pipes and Holders
EARRER SHOP.

Mr. /. C.GII.I. hr-~ leave t. announce To the
public thnt lie has h"G Int the Barber shop former
y "c"r:P'rt 10y " Parker. situated in the Avenue
House iIuci,. "u Il. l.. Street. -. .irhIl>hUIy.
l'l strict attention iu business. and hl employing
hr,t. class help he hopes 10 merit good share OF
puhlc PATRONAGE. III
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No. 10 state Street opposite kilhy >tr..-
Mass '-'.
After an extensive praCtIC" ot upW3rE-
Years continues to secure patents IN ,. -...'
states also III Great britain. France al, -. -..-
rI-u countries. Caveats. Specification. .' 81
i@mments, and all papers or drawings t,r ..' d.
executed on liberia terms. and with ,,-,..-i ''i'
searches made into American OF f,rr,. d. 49,, Is
determine the validity OF utility ct I,...r. 'A'
vcnti"ns-and LEGAL or other s,dyic, r,i.,-.4
matters t"uchiu- the same. Copies co.. rI,. w. a.
any patent furnished 10y IcmirtIu- = '" lis
mcuts recorded 81 Washin-t ton. "''..
les IMONIALs
i regard Mr.. Eddy "t The most ...,..
and capable practitioners with whom 80
official Intercourse. tHAS. MASON leg
Commissioner uf r,....
I have no hesitation III assuring ir,.-..'
they cannot employ person more cuur,-..' d
Trustworthy and more capable Of uur,.,.
applications III Il form tn secure for them - ..'
and favorable consideration al the patent o. ID.
EpMUED BURKE Late Commissioner,
tents. e
MIR. Il. II. Eddy has made tor nc p ar,r..,..
on all but one Of which patents have hc,.. -r.-
and that is now pending. such mi...-.@. 7-
proof # ,.rrat talent and ability Oh d., r.,,.
me To recommend all inventors To auul. T.. f-'
pr.cUIt their patents as they may i, ,.rr o..
in thc most faithful attention bestowed ., .-''
eases. and at very reasonable char.,~
huston, Jan. l. l-13.-ly. JOHN IADGArr
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-'1r..;:"I I'.i:,. &C.. T,roI,r!. t,.,,. J,,.;cr.
Iyr sale in i I"hu,hury by q. {. DOW. HOW
ARD y EONIII. IDLY
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SPRING TIME.
SON0MA WINE BITTERS

are the REST t" to c"unt.ract the lrbiIitarin.,
effects Of Spring and early SUMMER. They
mild and pleasant in their effects and no chance
in diet is needed
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
Notice OF Settlement

An immediate settlement 81 all demands due the
subscriber. bearing date pIirr L" tprIi. l-72, Is
imperative. DR.. HOJ-GHToN.
st I"hn~bUry. Vt. JULY l.. l-,2 25tt
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EVERYBODY CAN TAKE THEM

They are made with PURE. SOFT. MILD WINE.
and choice Plants and Roots. are Delicious to the
Taste and Delightful in Aroma, while the
strong, fiery spirit, prominent in most other
Bitter- is lacking.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
SoNoMA WIRE giTTERs

are Medicinal and InviSorating. cleansing the
blood, and giving healthy tone /" the entire ~ =
TEN. Ladies' and Children will find therein ;,
most agreeable Tonic. Try them. and Won y i'll pse
other.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18
SWITSER 6 EASTMAN,

Having bought ont til" Jphu~trr business "t Fran
els SwItscr prepared to- dn all ljuisut work
in their line of business. We shall keep on hand
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-04-18

Extracts of Roots and Herbs which almost inva
riIhly the i"llnwin complaints
Dyspepsia. Heart Eurn. Liver Complaints and
Loss al Appetite cured 10y taking. few battles.
La>-itud". Low Spirits. and sinking sensation
cured at .,i.ry.
Truption-. pimpl,~. El"tohrs and all Impurities
OF the blood. huT>tIu- through thu skin or other
wI-o cured readily hy following the directions on
TIA, bottle.
I"r kidney. Bladder and Urinary drrange-
H'ui> IL hl~ no equal "ur bottle Ill convince the
most ~r'plI'th
H"ra">. ..,lcllrd from the system without the
l'.i~; dlu"IItN: few hotties sufficient fur the
lnn-t obstinate ,I~'.
;'iI'>: one hrtIl- ha~ cured the. most difficult
c.i>r~ Is" h,n Ill other I'mcthr~ failed
Nervous lI-;'~t.it. y, urtl- ia. Headache. &c.
c;I>,d tluIurii.t,il.
i;ncuatt'f>ir. S',rll,d Joints. and all Scrotula
NHl.,Ii.u~ removed or greatly relieved 10y tins
in .tiu.inl, uI"'.i,. us.
f:r"nchit.-. rararIh Commissions au, Il ystrrics
cII.,l rg much I,It',i
DiH,r"!t Hrrt:l'im-. Pain in tn. Lun-- Side
and hest almost tutsIrahlN ,IIrd 10y tIhIu- a
few hn;t.'- "l tt. ',I.D'r i,lrtrr-.
--srr'.lI D.iii,.II':.- prevalent .,mong lneT-
'..u ..- yield i'. this .tll.hl, medicine.
1n" N'r tlfi'r~
f',:inr-. E,'ui.rart M lnr,rmitt.ut Fry.r~. 50
prevalent IN many parts "i "ur country. c"u:. lrtrly
'f.''.r.t-t BE-, the r-'. q tir ttUtA'I !Itt..~
r"' A.,"H rrd ia rh. Quaker cutters l1.-r the
aItr,'' 1',N -r.I.t 90. need 81 ln their d' ,nuInG
l,.I~. a. uUs,hru~ i''. hlr"d and cheers iI, mind
..I FtH'~ 'h. l..l--..-' down ga, .rl.ar inclined
=" '.u" clu 81 .r.un lou- uuW,l .unl,~- ,ilI,ctrd
Nth Hu lurIl.i,ir ',-'t~I attcI tahIu. few bot
tbs # thu t,UAk'I hltt'T-.
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SALE AND LIVERY STABLE

The subscriber has bought the Trcscott Stable
in rear of the st. Juhnsbury House. which has
been newly fitted up and a GOOD assortment Of new
Horses. Harnesses and Carriages of all kind, from
a Saddle IL a Six Horse Coach. Horses buuult and
sold. Harnesses. Carriages Express Wagons and
Cart Horses for sale second handed and new and
teamIng or lobbing done at any time reasonable
prices. JERRY DREW.
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Masters Flint & Warner

Have opened Eating Saloon in IT,, baScr,Et ii
L. Il. FLlNTS house. "n Eailr"ad Street which
hey intend to make suitable. place for .,ntI.u,
md Ladies' I" yet their meals al any hour "t TN.
lay. They will also keep GOOD lin, of trruccri,s
mi West India Goods. Give them call satisfy
about their commodities. 4it-
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HERESY IN THE TEAPOT.

The following notes op the subject OF
tea-making we're sent us by a lady who
has kept house for forty-five years, and
has zealously studied and practiced the
art of making good tea and coffee. Her
opinions may be considered heretical,
but we consider it certain that she knows
how to make good tea:
Il oppose the so often Wanted rules,
which direct us to put our tea-leaves in
the pot, and after pouring boiling water
over them, to pour the tea Immediately
into the cups. This practice may still do
in China or Russia, where they use none
but the finest qualities of teas, and 1t
might possibly have answered i'll this
country before the art of adulteration
was understood SO well. The idea which
is so often advanced, thatit spoils break
fast-tea to let it boil or steep any length
Of time after the boiling water is poured
on it, is most erroneous one. don't
approve of stewing tea, but do not con-
slider breakfast-tea mo matter how fine
its quality that has not had or MN
utes' slow boiling, to be fit for use.'
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CURIOUS FACTS ABOUT GREA T
BRITAIN.

BHl ilN.
Great Britain is probably at once the
richest and the poorest country on the
face of the earth. While possessed of
immense wealth in the aggregate, prop
erty is so unevenly distributed that
seven-eightbs of the population are
obliged to struggle for daily existence.
The Spectator, commenting on late Par
liamentary returns, states that the pro-
portion Of the population in what it calls
comfortable circumstances, occupying
houses of a rental Of more than 5000 a
year, is only one and a half in every hun
dred. About 100000 families pay from
$3.50 to $500 !; 100000 pay from $3.50 to
$3.50; and 300, 600 pay no more than 800
rent. Allowing five to each family, it
follows that less than one-eighth of the
population of Great Britain is able to
pay rental of over 800 year. If
these figures are correct-and there APP
pears to be no reason to doubt them
the greater part of the poorer classes
must be in a deplorable situation. One
is led to wonder, not that emigration is
so large, but that it does not assume
larger proportions.
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TIMBER FOR THE PRAIRIES.

The President has signed the bill to
encourage the growth of timber on the
Western prairies. 1t provides that any
person who shall plant and protect, and
keep in healthy growing condition for
ten years, forty acres of timber trees
thereon, not being more than twelve feet
apart each way, on any quarter section
of any public lands of the United States,
shall be entitled to a patent for the
whole of said quarter section at the end
of the ten years, ON making proof of the
fact by not less than two creditable wit
nesses. The bill further provides that
each and every person who under the
presumption and homestead laws, hav-
ing homestead, and who at the end of
the third year of his or her residence
thereon shall have had under cultivation
an acre Of timber trees thereon, not
more than twelve feet apart each way
and in good and thrifty condition, for
each and every one hundred and sixty
acres of homestead, shall, on the proof
of two creditable witnesses, receive pat
ent for the said homestead, and that
none Of the lands shall become liable for
the satisfaction of any debt or debts
contracted before.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-04-11

Mrs. MYRA BRADwELL, of Chicago,
has o suit before the United States Su-
preme Court, which it is expected win
be decided within few days, involving
the right Of women to practice in Uncle
Sans courts. Mrs. Bradwell claims the
right under the Fourteenth Amendment,
and, with an energy and perseverance
characteristic Of the strong-minded
women who slight NIT Anthony" she
has determined to press the matter to n
test. The result is considered Of great
moment by the friends Of the woman s
rights movement.
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A NIEICENT DEPOT.

II may not be generally known that
Chicago now has the largest and finest
depot in the country, with probably one
exception (that of the Central road, in
New York;. We allude to the depot of
the Michigan Southern and Rock Island
and Pacific railroads, on Van Buren,
street, which is rapidly approaching
completion. The stone work is already
finished, and the Offices will be ready for
occupancy in a few days. In its dAnen-
sions and general appearance the new
structure closely resembles the old one.
1t is, however, more massive, imposing
and substantial in its architecture, and
its internal arrangements are said to be
far superior to those of the old building.
The walls of the superstructure are COM
posed Of Athens stone, and are Of I'M
usual thickness and solidity. The di-
mansions of the building are 600 by 173
feet. The main front on Van Buren,
street, where the offices of the road are
located, is surmounted by massive
tower, rising to height of 103 feet
above the main entrance. 1t is Aanked
by similar towers of smaller size at
each front corner. These ponderous
towers, added to the heavy window-caps
and the rugged dress of the stone, give
the structure an appearance of great
strength and solidity. Massive orna-
ments of galvanized iron adorn the
towers, and the heavy cornice is of the
same material. The walls are two stories
in height, and are as heavily constructed
as the .ront of the building. An arched
roof of corrugated iron, supported on
iron trusses, surmounts the structure.
A skylight of plate glass, ten feet in
wild h and running the entire length of
the shed, will abundantly light the
edifce by day. At night seven large re-
fiectors, arranged at intervals along the
center of the roof, will radiate the light
of numerous gas jets, which will be Lit
or extinguished instantaneously by means
of electricity. The entire cost Of this
magnificent depot is about $780, 0O0.-
Chicago paper.
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1t seems that when the word "three"
was give, Turner was he least trifle the
quicker. and brought the revolver down
with vigorous jerk, intending to shoot
Garrison through the head. But he was
So close to him that the muzzle Of the
pistol struck the Commodore on the nose,
Just under the eye. infiicting something
Of cash, the cap on his pistol failing
to explode. This quickness and unex-
pected blow in SD sensitive place some
what confused Garrison. and probably
disconnected his aim and saved Turner's
life. as the derringer exploded, and graz
ing one OF his ribs with as light wound,
set fire by means Of its wad to his light
linen clothing. A providential thing
truly for both.
As soon rs Turner's garments were ex-
tinguished, Garrison stepped back, and
wipiny the blood from his face with one
hand, thrust the other into his pocket,
took ont a cap, and extending it, said:
"Mr. Turner You are entitled 10 your
shot. Here is a fresh cap take it, sir,
and proceed
Turner gazed ut him a moment in
mute surprise, as if he doubted the evil
dence of his senses. Then throwing
down his pistol and advancing step he
extended his hand and said:
Commodore Garrison, this is all
wrong you are too good and brave a
man for me to murder. Let us forget
this affair and be friends again. Sir, if
You require it, 1 will apologize to YOU"
All the nobler and better instincts of
the Commodore's nature were at once
aroused by those words.
Stretching out his hand he cordially
grasped Mr.. Turner'S and exclaimed,
with deep emotion, "Sir, ! am rejoiced
at the harmless termination of this affair
and more than that, fully agree with
You as to the folly of the whole thing
nay, the criminality of the matter and
/ am determined that this shall be the
last occasion in which figure as princi-
pal-no matter what the provocation may
be. 1 accept your proffsred peace and
friendship in all eanestness, and assure
You that they are reciprocated with more
than usual interest. am sorry for what
occurred. I am compelled to condemn
nv whole action in this matter. Reflec-
ton gives no EXCUSE for it. Though the
early and peculiar associations in which
I was schooled, our present lawless sur
roundings, and the stormy passions to
which we both yielded may be something
in palliation, yet they fall far short Of
justification
Turner, shaking his hand with cordial
warmth. replied, Mr.. Garrison, your
sentiments are as wise and just as they
are fearless and honorable and from this
day forth approve of and adopt them.
Let me beg OF you that this days trans
actions shall be buried in oblivion,
whereupon they returned to the city.
they both removed to San
Francisco. But from that day forth they
were warm and devoted friends.-N.
Louis Journal
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VARIETIES.

A LOOK of scrutiny-A riveted gaze.
A cowARDLY assault-To beat retreat.
The inventors of matches-Adam and
Eve.
A WELCOME ship at any time-Friend-
ship.
SOMETHING that don't mind pinching-
Snuff.
A "rRYING" situation-A seat on the
bench.
THr best comforter for bachelors-A
good wife.
No OTHER living thing can 60 so slow
as a boy on an errand.
NORTHERN capitalists are building
street railways in Texas.
SCOOP blood will show ITSELF" said
the old lady with the red nose.
How TO turn peoples heads-Come
into concert late in thick boots.
EACH beau plucks leaf from CO.
quette 80 that thorns only remain for
the husband.
WHAT requires more philosophy than
taking things as they come Parting
with things as they 60.
A PRUDENT clergyman, unwilling to
accuse a citizen of lying, said he used
the truth with penurious frugality.
A LADY who had repeatedly called her
little boy to come in and say his prayers,
was shocked by his asking her if "God
was in much of hurry"
"Do YOU think 1 am fool ?" vio-
lent man once asked Of the late Rev. DR..
Bethune. Really replied the doctor,
:" I would not We lture the assertion, but
now that you ask my opinion, I must
say that I am not prepared to deny il"
Who would own the charms and sip
the nectar from the lips of the fair one,
of whom the poet sang:
al own the charms OF rounded arms,
OF eyes that loves soft luster shed,
OF raven hair, and tresses fair,
OF cheeks that coy with white and red.
"Of pouting lips, where Cupid dips
The arrow to hearts are sped;
Yet, none Of these my fancy please,
Like the bonny hands that make good bread"
WHERE is that elderly scamp who has
howled for sixty-three years for an old
fashioned winter? Where is the old
reptile, that we can get at him? How
we would like to run him through
planning mill run by ice water, and cut
him open with snow-plow, and fill him
full of snow-balls, and sew him up with
an icicle, and strap him to the North
Pole until the spring rains released him.
The awful wretch !-Danbury News
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on, TO BE AN EDITOR ,,

It's oh. TO he an EDITOR
with passes ia your fob,
To drink champagne with senators,
With bsnkers Ia hob-nob;
Riding In Pullman coaches,
Smoking cheroots all day,
Living ON milk and honey,
with "nary red"to pay!
whirling over mountains,
The 6eysers bound to see;
by His Satanic Majesty
Received fraternally,
Sitting In his old armchair,
Filling from his "punch-
Oh, 1t must be glorious
To = printers thirsty souli
And yet my mind misgives mo
That his favor here below
Are all charged up against ypu,
Az . settlement may show;
His politeness, in the next world
fear youTl much regret,
When u "writ against the bod"
He shall issue for his debt.
But II an honest lawyer
Can save you from his clutches,
Ill enter an appearance
II ! have to go on crutches.