St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-07-04
Wit and Humor.

VIII anu huinor.
All thinrs ,rc .,.,-.r,,tiz.d rov.
DAYS Eyrn ryc,v miII,-tr.,in has if.
cow-catrhcr.
If, lad, i ,.L,d Lo,, r,,u, ,i,,u.
She hes Ibn Gem, -, vim r,,tb the,t
there is no end to them.
Tho ,,ro E,,,. tL. ..i,.. Termination, =,
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conclusion in one Oregon family. \
farmer named AXE chIistemcd his eldest
girl Belle. She had some cards printed
in the lie fashion. and-wcli. after
looking at the result She concluded
Belle was pretty enough for her and
burned them.
\ little giIl. who had great kindness
of heart tnI. all the animal creation. SAW
4 hen Irrpariur 10 .rlthcr her chirkruS
under her >hcltcrin@ wings. and shouted
earnestly. ..O' dnI,'t sit dawn ON those
hr,utitiiI IittIr birds vnu rre,t molly
nId rnost.,,"
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y "i'I':Nr'' i'l''I III "'' VI ''ir 'ti'' III
thc v,lI' Inc NOT. thot We I've NOT ing
rcd"
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\ oIlc''i'"' P'P,I P'nIl"'lc'S 'hc
stokes business Il eel. ne prisoner
W"nIdh "'le'' I" 'elillS our.
The Lowell CouIicI accuses IL Young
man who set fire To Il school house, of
making light of educational privileges.
love littN hrriuuiur ..Emma Mine,
Emma Mine =" The verses are auony-
mons but we'll ruess Gen Schenck i
the author. at 4 venture. ulthougb he is
both old and uply.- Lon. Cour.-.Jour.
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= man >hnuII he p,o,ed r,iilty before
,,,r, ,f tho Grim. nf .,,Snu What wouId
Won do, RntLn,eJ fn,. , mnment tho
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thunder. | would make him marry the
crI. >iI -
.T,, ,,r T,r ,l,J,.,,i,h ,,oaI,
dor r,,t,.rrd the sn,nk ;mn-r.rn . west
.,,1 t,.,in the ntb., d,,, and whom tho
,.nu,In,tn, rrLn.,nrnJ tn nn,su,d,. h.,.
f., an int, ..,r,tI,,,. ,..r .b,. ref,,scd s,,.-
i,,r L.,. ,,.-c,,.., ,yn,,IL L,t.r tho n,.ci,-
uarr, iro,u smukiur gentleman
h,w.ve, trnL out ., ri,,,,. and he~,u
+, ,mntc When shn wrrnrheJ If ffnn
his mouth. cNclain,inu: IF there is
JuNthiu,r do hatp IL i toburco smoke"
Thr n,..euucrS who had witnessed th.
.,t,.,i, wan. ,.,u,-,,I..d with I,urLt.,
hui the offending smoker suppressed
NhilcNrl emotions may have been
struggling for expression iii words or ac
ton. and maintained throughout the
Nlm" lmpui1 uihHhie gravity which had
,hAiHr'"li/to hllil ff"m the INST. ann
~ 'l>Ih% N"h ms seal. he opened thr
window htdl"st hiln. fastened II up, ana
Teaching over IN" seat back. took that
woman poodle and threw nm out ni
Inc NIlI'i"M ami rs Ian beyond aS posi-
hlc. at he same llnc saving. III mere
l. ANYTHING ct" nate. 1t : poodle
dog
puETIH AND ADVERTISING Poetry
and ADVERTISING seem to have become
blended. .'a~ il We're. Ordinary proSt.
has ceased to have. the powcI to invest
with proper attlactivcmrsS the an
nuunccm,ut~ of vendors. Great emer-
gcuri"S bring ont uIcat minds. Hence
!hc ncvr>>itic> of the advertiser have
evolved the poet This for example,
oi Il taller W hu. Spuining prose. drops
into poetry" like Wcgg:
Oh, c.,p.. inf, ,b, Garden N.ud
And ,ir b,p,.,th I'm, rose
And see me r,anr. around the bed,
Drc>s., in nav Snndt, clothes
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an" i'"'' 'N''t'S " ''lGi" III 'lliIt"h'
i-"uI>'"n" ,'l' i''9'l'''"'''e companions
III 'lir 0"'',r'l" '"''"i' MENUS ai'"' IKE
inc III" W''il"i, N'''iIS All" nov now useless
Cio' "'.a''a' ''i' "'i'''' ir i'I! M
'''''''''1' ''',' ,'I t"I'l'S> ''.c''H I" thc
one anu T"i'"'iui i'"" efH "i eh"''ial'e
%l S'.Nr,E ,,,T,, "'u .Ie;'' ll'ti'' anu neg
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