The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-05-01
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give you all you want.
- Experience, like the stern lights of ship,
illumines only the path we have travelled.
"A Detroit furniture man hung out card
inscribed: Buggy For Sale r. and placed it
upon second hand bedstead.
- You often hear of man "being in ad-
vance of his age" but you never hear of
"A Vermont woman lost her voice four
months ago, and now, just as her husband was
settling down for good time, she has recovered
it, and it is stronger than ever.
- It is boast among fashionable women
generally that they "never read newspaper"
But they make much more hustle about their
ignorance than is at all necessary.
"Murder is q very serious thing, sir" said
an Arkansas judge to convicted prisoner; cit
is next to stealing horse or mule, sir, and
send you to the State prison for six years, sir"
: For neuralgia, take the bark of the peach
tree, pound it up and steep it in hot water.
Hold the face over it so as to thoroughly bathe
it in>the rising steam. 1t is said this will give
permanent relief in the worst cases within an
hour.
Strangers visiting Augusta, Me-, while the
snow is in the streets, are particularly cautioned
not to kick any old hats they may notice in
their path, as several citizens have had their
heads seriously bruised in this way before they
were dug out
When woman goes to purchase bonnet,
she will not take the one she does not like.
Yet in the far more important matter of q hus-
band she frequently takes one she cares nothing
about, for whom she has neither respect, love,
nor admiration.
Sleeping rooms should always be 80 ar
ranged, if possible, as to allow the head of the
sleeper to be toward the north. Frequently,
in cases of sickness, a person will find it i'm
possible to obtain rest if his head is in any
other direction, and often cure is retarded
for long time.
= The only sure foundation of good morals
in community is industry. Mental and phys
ical health requires industrious habits; and
the aim of our efforts should be to produce
"sound mind in a healthy body" without which
the happiness of life must ever be OH an inse-
cure basis.
Profanity never did any man the least
wiser for it. 1t commends no one to any so
ciety. It is disgusting to the refined abomi-
nable to the good insulting to those with
whom we associate; degrading to the mind;
improbable and injurious to society.
oh, the snore, the beautiful snore, filling
her chamber from ceiling to floor! Over the
coverlet, under the Sheet from her dimpled
chin to her pretty feetl Now rising aloft like
bee in June; now sunk to the vail of
cracked bassoonl Now, hute-like, subsiding,
then rising again, is the beautiful snore of
Elizabeth Jane.
"A scientific cook has invented means of
peeliug onions without shedding tears over the
operation. 1t is simply to nearly fill deep
pan with water, and to peel the onions beneath
its surface. 1t is small discovery, but it will
save oceans of tears. Simple enough, you see;
and yet the world has been wasting precious
tears since the invention of onions.
1t has been determined to throw the whole
country of Japan open to foreigners excepting
lightning-rod men and corn doctors, provided
all who travel in the interior submit to be con-
trolled by the laws of Japan. The government
is endeavoring to perfect code of laws, based
on the European models, suitable to the coun-
try.
"A Baptia minister in California, writing
old opinion that plenty of wine would promote
the temperance cause. When l see whole
families, father and mother, girls and boys,
made drunkards by the produce Of their own
vineyards, / am convinced that wine making is
curse California is becoming State of
drunkards"
"A number of wealthy New York ladies of
the highest social distinction have recently
come to the conclusion that the present style
of feminine dress is far too elaborate and ex-
pensive. Consequently they have resolved to
maize an effort to introduce greater simplicity
and less variety into the mode of feminine
adornment and urgently request the co-opera-
ton of all sensible members of their sex.
- The cid gentleman who thinks only of
comfort in dress and cares nothing for looks,
and can't see why his daughters will trouble
themselves about mere appearance, has got his
quietus. The girls took two of his old hats
last week, and neatly attached white hat brim
to black crown, and now they insist upon his
wearing it to church, since he thinks nothing
of appearances and cares only for comfort
- What wonderful thing love is to a
womanl How it helps her to know that some
one is always fond of her, and rejoices when
she rejoices, and sorrows when she grieves; to
be sure that her faults are loved, aud that her
face is farer to one, at least than faces that are
more beautiful-that one great heart holds her
women She can do anything, suffer anything,
thus upheld. She grows prettier under the
sweet influences, brighter, kinder, stronger,
and life seems but foretaste of heaven, and
all her dreams arc golden.
- "The horse that frets is the one that
sweats" is an old saying of horsemen. 1t is
Just as true of men as of horses. The man
that allows himself to get irritated at very
little things that go amiss in the business or
in the ordinary affairs of life is man that, as
a rule, will accomplish little and wear out ear
ly. He is man for whom bile aud dyspepsia
have peculiar fondness and for whom chill
dren have peculiar aversion. He is man
with perpetual thorn in his flesh, which
pricks and wounds at the slightest movement;
a man for whom life has little pleasure and the
future small hope.
A NEW PLAN TO AVOID BAD DEBTs.-A
Georgia contemporary is out in favor of the
repeal of all laws for the collection of debts.
This, it contends, would place all upon a per-
feet equality, and there would be no debts save
debts of honor. There would be no credit
save such rs was obtained by means of char