The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-07-19

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DALLAS has q fire-eater. He "chaws'
hot Goals.
ADALLAs baby, six months Old can
whistle like n lark.
PROFESSIONAL quitting q head Oh
'em,-Nail makers,
FIRST Dallas boy" My PAS goin' TO
take ME to Long Branch"
ETnE crop of politicians, and the crop
of old shoes, both very large.
OUR heaviest merchants have niue
time for amusement but they speno
most of their time boring.
As the waters 'come down at In
dore,n SO "went down" the beer at all
the lager gardens, Sunday.
A MAN up street, accidentally broke
wife,s arm yesterday, andsa he's
fractured his "ri6."
ALocAL editor is not a Micawper 10
uoit for something to turn up mes "
human shovel to turn something's up.
FrrrY-Two wagons, loaded with I'M
iprants from Illinois, Iowa and MIS-
souri, passed through this city, ycster-
day. Sf@
THERE il man living over IN Mar
,,ot stroat who airs his nose around III
a crutch for trying to walk through !"
tree in the dark.
o. THE vacant lot next tothe old black
smith shop on The corner OF MarKc.
and Elm streets, is being covered up
with buildings. m
WE learn from Captain McCormack
that the railroad connection between
t. Is city and Marshall Will be COM
pleted in two weeks.
A "poNY express will hereafter &c
liver THE HERALD to suburban SUI
scribers. Look out for THE HERALD
when the pony snofts.
AIAHaE concrete warehouse ~ near
ly completed, opposite the Texas ia-
cific Supply Depot. 1t is for Il com
mission and storage firm.
A VERY stylish young lady, living
up street, started to go out OF her door,
yesterday, with her hair dressed very
high; they are putting in O new TOP 10
the door frame this morning.
A PAPER down the country says.
Mark Twain is no hnmOrist: Wen,
any paper that is used to hang on door
knobs for Grape ought to know. e
NONE of us can get along as it is de-
signed we should, without we are hung
with four limbs; there are few VINO
REQUIRE to be hung by fifth onc.'
THE Dallas domestic would be for
ever accommodated" from the
higher servant "gal" circles, who would
steal anything less than II three hun
dred dollar lace shawl. aaa
WE would like to know of the tenn
nerance lecturer who left his linen
buster at our office, the other day, with
n bottle of brandy it it, whether ne
ltakes it,, axled on straw, debilitated
by sugar, or in virgin purity.
WHILE halfaslcep, an old lady, VINO
WINS seated on bench OH the platform
of the Texas Central passenger depot,
yesterday, fell off and rolled into tie
street. On getting up, she found that
one of her arms was paralyzed.
A JEALOUS Dallas wife saw her hus-
hand assisting young lady out OF the
street cars, up at the junction, yester-
dav. In an hour afterwards, small
African laid on his Office desk an illu-
minated cardiff was Illuminated with
a skull and cross-bones.
WINS POINT, distant forty-seyen
miles from this city, is the new termi-
ms of the Texas Pacific. The first
train went through yesterday. After
to-day. trains viii run regularly to TINS
station; leaving Dallas at 7.4S A NJ;
returning, arrive at r. NJ
CAPTAIN Works little son, who met
with distressing accident, a week or
so ago at Sulphur Springs, by falling
from a tree, was compelled to undergo
the painful operation of the amputation
-of one of his arms, both of which were
broken at the time of his fall. Weare
pleased to say that he Is now rapidly
recovering. e So ~
Dr,RrNG tile absence of family Nv
inp near Fast Dallas, the other day,
somebody hauled Off the contepfs OF
the house, and the old woman wanted
TO know of the Old man II, "when they
cit through a usin' en, wouldn't they
bring 'em back?'
WE win sue that man for libel who
attributes the authorship Of the follow
ing novel, shortly TO appear, to the
local editor of THE HERALp: "Perc-
thena Maguirc, the Ethereal shoat OF
Gooscberry Alley, or, the Broken
Hearted Pie-Plate."
MAN in Dallas, who has not had
pair of boots made to fit him since his
first shoemaker died, goes daily TO his
deceased Crispin's grave and in mem
orv of that one pair of boots, appeals
~ the ashes Of his departed friend BY