The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-03-19

Expect nothing from him who
promises great deal.
Love is TO the moral nature what
the sunis to the EARTH.
1t requires greater virtues TO sup
port good than bad fortune.
Ifa Bedouin should lose his teeth,
would he talk gum Arabic?
Mans extreme actions como not
from his will, but his nature.
What effect do Touring mills have
upon town ? Make IT flourish.
An induifing youth asks, Can thin
person properly be called q swell?
The height of impcrtinence-Asl.
ing jew what his Christian name is.
A man sometimes loses more by de-
tending his vineyard, than by giving
1t up.
He who murmurs at his lot Is like
one barring his feet to tread upon
thorns. -. tHS -.
Why is circus-rider like on aristo-
crat Because they both move in
good circles.
Popular Sayings" Tub-hr, or not
tub-he 2" az the. man said to his
shower. bath.
Another One-"To dye, to Sleep
as the young lady said as she dis
missed her maid for the night.
Guard your weak side from being
known. If it be attacked, the best
way is to join in the attack. )
To let man into the knowledge Of
our passions, is to furnish him with
weapons that will suhdue us.
Why is a moth flutter;ng round o
candle like a man getting of a horse?
Because they are both going to a.
light gFE - EE,ESK 1s.Etx8EE&
To be an Englishman IN London. a
Frenchman in Paris, Spaniard IN
Madrid, is no easy matter; and yet it
is necessary .-- -.. -....tse
A tailor, speaking OF the winter
fashions, says, very correctly, "There
lis not much 'chango' in gentlemcn's
pants this month";" -.- .-
"Do you 60 in for the Maino
Liquor Law 2" "Why, partly yes,
and partly no. go in for the liquor,
but not for the law"
A benighted bachelor, who, being
called upon for toast, gave" Our
Future Wives - distance lends en-
chantment to the view,"
Josh Billings says: "When you
strike lie, stop boring; many man
has bored clean through and let all
the lie run out at the bottom"
The most careful of buyers must
needs make mess over u purchase of
new boots, for the first one he tries
on he is sure to put his foot in it.
There is ono thing you see hero that
you don't in London said native
to an Englislinan. " What is that ?"
asked the foreigncr Your shad-
owp
care you not afraid that whiskey
will get into your head ?" asked
stranger Of a man he saw drinking at
the bar. "No," said the topper, " this
liquors toolweak to climb"
Bilkins getting worsted in a dis.
pnte, grew abusive. Enough, sir"
said he, ioftilys 81 can't argue with a
fool I" You underrate your powers" !"
replied Singer you are Just up to
tfat.s H)AW F}ftf
A professor, preaching to class OF
eollegians about the formation of hab-
its, said feeenAy:l" " Gentlemen, close
your ears against bad discourses."
The students Immediately clapped
their hands to their cars.
The father of boy whose veracity
is not so marked as his back, asked
the teacher why it was his son didn't
have g better acquaintance with
figures, and was considerably electri
hed when the teacher temderly OBJ
-, served, 81 really don't know, unlesI
It is because figures won't lie."
y. A late impression of the La Crosse
Dsmoc,qt contained this editorial AN,
nouncement: 1.-The proceedings o.
the county board on the first pag'
crowd ont many fiery, untamed edito
rials which we should have written
Those proceedings have to be pub
q Iishcd anyway, and we are glad of i
as it gives us chance to go hunt
ing
"The poliey-secking syeophant o
the Comfer-Jo,unai is the burning
language Of the lIartsville Tenn.
I1dei,e. We have always wished w
could grub up d political opponent b!
tho roots iIf than way, hut somehow O
4 ss..f. Ian