National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1873-06-12

put is OF the opinion that matrimony /,
DIED fighting Bill Jones'" was the yer.
tory man. "'' io''''
ADrBUorE MAS took quIeksIIvcr n. ,b.-
last resort for rheumatism, II was IN. Ia,
for him, too. '"' INV
NE Boston Post believes that there arc
que hundred doctors in that city who woud
be success ns tcamstcrl,
Mrs. KNOTT, Of Oregon, claims n have
raised Captain Jack. Tho next thing ,ha, T.
likely 10 raise him Is q moose.
GREAT MANY newspapers have rot ,bc
shoiera' but the public need not he alarmed
III regard to the matter Just yet.
A CHARLESTON FATHER gave a young man
VINO had saved Ills daughter from drowning
alWo-year old steer and shotgun.
ihE Harrisburg State Journal says. 'Frult
W pennsylvania, such as apples, peaches and
pears VIII be almost total failure"
IHE average business Of tho New York
P'ehpoekcts Is said TO amount 10 from fifteen
W twenty thousand dollars per week.
THRIFTY sheriff In Indiana, when he In.
an idle jury on his hands, sets them TO worl
moving the grass around tho court-house.
THERE arc in Chicagos new hotel, the
Grand Pacific, nfty-nlno flights of stair,
| loo doors. ''''"'f anu
| ANIoWA FARMER Is thinking OF raising n
crop OF coffee this year His plan of A..
curing yield Of this popular beverage "a to
N.
bARSuNs show travels on the Sabbath IN
massachusetts. Horrible dictul Last Sun.
Gay u went to Pittsneld from the eastern part
AN lLLfNofB MAN has Travelled throu0b
Palestine, and Is dlsgusted ''because he
aldnt Ind darncd buckwheat cake af,cr
leaving America" "''''
4 MILWAUKEE oIRL h an accomplished
cabinct-makcr, II Is said. Then she ought 10
70 To Madrid. She would 10 appreciated
there, II anywhere.
lhE Bennington (NL) valley sends four :
Thousand quarts Of milk TO New York daily
Which "a delivered to customers without Tho
assistance of middle men. '''
rouSG GIRL at ZancsvlIlc, Ohio Will,
washing the supper dishes one evening la,l
week, was instantly killed br lightning
| moral To young ladies obvious.
MOST remarkable cure Of the desire far
tobacco Is that Of an IndlananolIs sIJ.ruan
He was thrown from his buppy somc ,Irno
ago, and since then has loathcd The foni weed
a PrrTSnrRo coRoNEN makes no charge
Mnerc nc sils ON young man who parted
uIs nat "a lhe middle. lie says that his per-
'I"' SUBTRACTION Is enough without the fec.
the Boston Transcript says that person,
VINO send poetry to the newspapers should
always retain copies. II most Of them womb
as well. "'"'" W. Just
THE force Of habit Is fully Illustrated In
the case Of retired mllkman. who sav, no
never secs can OF water without having an
into II. P"' '''n''n'i'H
WITTY man Of leisure says that one diff.
ference between doctor and q lawyer Ia that
While the one sometimes gains his object by
clustering. '"'' W
BEVoRE falling eight feet upon pile Of
stones, always take n reef in your tongue.
y Mr. Seller, OF Louisville, had taken this
simple precautiUn, he would NOT have hitten
on that useful member.
IT, TnE PETITION Of lao citizen. Of Daysp: ,
ruoms on Sundays, was laid on tho table bv
The Common Council, In company with W.
black bottles and dozen timblers.
PARTIES just from Duluth say that The leo
still extends out Into the Lake a distance nj
| some fourteen miles, and that at dIfferept
points, where one cake has showed under mn.
other, the Ice has depth Of twenty feet.
THEr have sheriff at Madison, Ind, who
must be fatal TO the professional jurymcn srs.
TEN. Whenever Jury In his charge ha, INV
| Idle time he sets IL to work moving tho conri-
house yard and cleaning up around the iai.
THE lightning In Davenport, Iowa. The
| other day, entered an open window, slrIpped
the gilt from toy bureau and fastened IA
upon photograph near by, and wrought
dark ZigZag strcaks upon the surface of a
| mirror, but did no other damage.
LrTSG In the post Office at Lafayette, Indi-
ana, there lsRlottcr addressed TO THE DcyIlr
| II the postmaster there were anxious for II 10
| reach Its address, he would send II 10 the
chief OF the Indian ring caro- Of our morn
Ing contemporary, and request him to deliver
1t.
BUFFALO GIRL, pretty and eighteen, has
sold ovCr Ave hundred sewing machines In
| the last two years. She travels with bor.e
and wagon, smiling when she leaves a ma
chine, and shedding tears II anybody after
wards refuses to keep II. This does the busi-
| ness.
REV. RoBERT CoLLTER has scratched the
| average journalist and found an Indian with
| club and tomahawk. II Is now proposed thai
| he should scratch the average preacher. But
| the average preacher would hardly submit To
that sort Of operation. lie Is proyerbinliy
| thln-sklnned.
Or RECENT TRIAL In South Wales. TO
test the validity Of a will 1t was proved that
In 1867 the tcstator became Impaired In intel
lect to such an extent that he went 10 thc
post ofhcc with postage stamp on His fore
head and requested to he sent hy mail 10 a
| place he mentioned.
| 4 WISCONSIN LAD lately took to the county
officers the scalpS Of fourteen wolves, and col.
lected so bounty on each. lie keeps the old
i wolves In tho barn, and expects 10 raiso an
| other Hitter IN six weeks. Besides he will try
to restore the scalps ON his young peeici
| wolves with hair restoratlvca
A SINGULAR epidemic broke out in n KIM
sas town last week. Every wife In the town
| was suddenly attacked by an Irresistible do
| sire to present her husband with a nice IIttle
dressing-case, with shaving materials COM
pletc. An attractive Young woman ha5
| opened harbcr-slop In the village.
THE READER win remember tho ostler
Il Hpohcn VI ny SaIl' W cllef, VINO wrote his laad
will and testament upOa q stable floor A
Tennessee man has published and declared
! his testalnentary Intentions upon a naner col.
lar, which passed probate well enough 'thonvL
Il was found little unhandy for hllng.
THE members Of the New Hampshlro
Legislature have voted themselves copies Of
three daily papers during tho session. and
can choose their reading matter from papcrs
published anywhere In the New England
states, an amendment to c0nflne the seIec-
ton to Concord papers having failed to pass.
An American WHO visited the Paris Exposi.
ton In 1907 was asked what sort of show IA,
American section was making. lie renlled,
| well, there wasn't much to look ut there In
/ the way Of goods, but they had a nortrait of
Emerson on the walls, and ii prize were
| given for exhibiting tho hest head think the
Americans would get it,
PEOPLE In search of felicity arc docking to
Danvlc, n. H., this summer There Is moi
lawyer, doctor, lightnlng.rod man. sewing.
machine agent nor hotel clerk In the place
while more than 400 beautiful, long-haiTcd
rOsy-checkcd, hright-eyel mallens yyi,L "a