The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-29
NEW NOR WEsTERs.

NEW NOR WESTERS.
Joe Jefferson is studying Hamlet.
The epizootic survives in Virginia.
Baptist Observation-Disclosures and
cistern.
The French Protcstants number less
than one million out Of tlirty-six million of
people.
A drunken Toledo man wrote on the
wall Of his cell: jug not that ye bc not
juggcd."
The fact that Day broke yesterday
morning is no evidence that Time is a
bankrupt.
The Selma, Ala, Times says it has a
sweet potato in its Office six feet and two
inches in length.
On week days you buy your music by
the sheet on Sundays you can have it by
the choir for nothing.
Bull Run was u farm when the famous
first battle was fought, but now it is a
village Of 800 inhabitants.
"A man at Bellcfonte, Pa, is said to
have invented 4 machine which turns out
twenty horsc-slocs minute.
The yield Of the Australian gold mines
is increasing. During the first nine months
this year England imported $751;, ,4O5.
-':Poor Jim Wayne ~ remarks an In
diana paper, che has gone where bartentlers
don't scowl when man fills the glass up"
The big book jointly produced by Mark
Twain and Charles Dudley Warner, ell
titled - The Giltlcd Age is nearly ready.
There are 1874 Hindoo religious castes
in Madras, India, who will not eat together
or intermarry. Splendid field for our mis-
sionary men!
Colonel Rhctt. the d,elist, has been
removed from his editorial position on the
New Orleans Pieayune. Public opinion in
Louisiana is against him.
A flock Of double eagles worth $3.50. 900
were hatcl'ed at the Philadelphia mint last
week and winged their way to the L. s.
Treasury at Washington.
"A silk blanket for fashionable poodle
in New York City costs SIG, and more than
10000 laboring men and women thrown out
of employment in that city.
-Anexporter recommended the Christian
religion to the unsotlly because he had
''been church member fifteen years. and
it hadn't cost him but 1877 cents.
"A correspondent of Notes and Queries
says that the English people learned from
the Italians and Spanish Jews the modern
system Of bookkeeping. bills and banks.
The Clay county, Iowa, Regis'er says
that yesterday the cold wind went whist
ling up the trousers Of many a loa(cr.
asking him what he had been doing all
summer.
The New York Central Railroad cx-
poets 10 have its four tracks ready for use.
Oh the whole line from Syracuse to Albany,
hy January neat. and partially so for much
Of the distance west Of Syracuse.
They hurry things up in Dubuque. 4
young man there met a strange girl on Il
street car the other day. paid her fare. and
married her in three hours afterwarl
Bless y'",. my children.
A little boy has been fairly driven from
a Slaw>"n school by the lisgraccful lersc-
cuti"n Of the other scholars. who tauntc,,
him with the fact that his father had been
New York juryman.
A paper called The h',ri,r is published
at Stanford. Ky. and correspondent says
that from his knowledge Of the editor lc is
''enabled to state positively that he will
throw great deal of spirit int"his Interior.
An exchange has an editorial headed
"Love'S Longevity" OF course that en-
change does not live in Chicago, for there
love knows u" longevity. but is an especial
pet Of the gods. and dies young--;nfrrnally
young.
A Chinese pr"vcrb says that '.To lc
happy "n earth one must bc born in Soochow.
live in Canton. and die in Liancl,au for, in
the first are tho handsomest women. in the
second the richest Injuries. and in the third
the best cOftins.
An agricultural journal says that some
kinds Of trees will stand complete skinnins
and then bark over in few months without
injury. \ dog can beat that. You may
skin dog and the bark will be over as
soon as the skinning is complete.
"A Pennsylvania clergyman has made
hit by introducing ''ersonals'' in his
prayers. For instance: Lord have mercy
on Shanallan, who keeps saloon near the
old red bridge. Either lay him Oh bed
Of sickness or have him removed from this
town."
1T is said that Dayton. Ohio. spends
annually million Of dollars for whisky in
her bar-rooms and but four hundred and
sixty-two thousand dollars for -four. Day.
ton is one Of those misguided cities which
would rather starvc to death than remain
sober two hours and half
A preacher in a Scottish town took up
collection one recent Sunday, and found,
when his hat was returned. that there wasn't
cent in it. ~ thank my Cod said he,
turning the hat upside down and tapping
the crown Of it with his hand, "that have
got my hat back from this congregation
little Tommy didn't disobey mamma,
and 60 in swimming. did hep "No.
mamma Jimmy Brown and the rest Of the
boys went in, but remembered, and would
not disobey you.'' '.And Tommy never
tells lies, does he:' '.NO mamma: or
couldn't 60 to Heaven ':Then how does
Tommy happen to have on Jimmy Browns
shirt?''
The word panic arose out Of the battle
Of Marathon. In that immortal fight a
mere handful of Greeks encountered an
infinite host Of Persians, and put them to
utter rout. How did they do it, The
Persians were smitten by the god Pan with
sudden causeless and extreme fright.
They lost their wits, and that state fittings
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