Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-09-25
Miscellaneous Items.

sIOrleS, tney nave arrived at their
anec-dotage. IIIIJ ZH0L
An Italian and Japanese woman
have been married in California.
What a mixture, 10 b4.oa r,f
A little girl at Sardis,l Kentucky,
has a great grandmother two grand
mothers and two step grandmothers
all living in the same town. rsnrr
1t is said that a sure way to win
success in society is to talk to the
young ladies. and listen attentiYely
when the old ones talk to you. !; r.
When your pocket book gets emp
ty, and everybody knows it,you can
put all your friends in it, and it
won't ':bulge out" worth cent.
An Iowa Justice of the Peace re-
fused to fine a man for kissing a girl
against her will, on the ground that
she could have bitten him but did
not. ..-.------1
Write your name with kindness,
love, and mercy, on the hearts of
the people you come in contact with
year by year and yeu will never be
forgotten 30 .ls-f'- rEm 1TsJC ,
Justice is lively at Bowling Green,
Indiana. A man has been discharg-
ed without trial, after being kept
in Jail seven months on suspicion of
stealing half a can of oysters.
The Nevada Cinnamon working
among the mines never labor after
four O'Clock in the afternoon, hav-
ing firm belief that at that hour
the angels leave earth for heaven.
The highest peak of the Cordiller-
as in Peru, was honored on the 4th
of July by the hoisting of the. U. S.
flag by party of Americans. This is
theil.ighestpoint ever decorated by
our flag. ......l -.-..4
john said stingy old hunk to
a hired man, as he was taking din.
ner, do you know how many pan
cakes you have eatenY No 'Well,'
you've eaten fourteen well said
John, you count and I'll eat msl
A shrewdE old gentleman once
said to his daughter: BE sure, my
dear, you never marry poor man;
but remember the poorest man in
the world is one that has money
and nothing else. PA siil5 say aH2i'
1t was an Irish Cor ner who, when
asked how he accounted for and ex-
traordinary mortality in Limerick,
replied, sadly, II cannot tell. There.
are people dying this year that new
er died before.
Two men disputing about the pro-
nunciation of the word ''either'' one
saying it was either, the otheri ther,
agreed to refer the matter to the first
person they met, who happened to
be an Irishman, who confounded
both by declaring: "It's nayther,
for it's ayther.n = .eas-sif
A young lady and gentleman, tax
ing a romantic stroll together in
New Bedford, recently, walked IN
to cesspool, ON South Water street.
which some one had carelessly left
uncovered. Their emotions were
too deep for utterance. 5-e Il
Twenty-eight years ago Buffalo
man said to his wife: miranda, I'm
going down to Tins to get bed
cord" That was the last seen of
him until the other day, when he
entered the house with q bed cord,
and said he'd fix that bed now. il1,
In three years the national debt
of the United States has been reduce
ed by $25O,000,000. At this rate
the debtJwill be wiped from exis-
tence within the lifetime OF humid
reds of thosands of men who fought
in the armies that suppressed the
rebellion.
A Aremarkably dirty man stopped
in front of a small boy, sitting on
fence, expecting to have some fun
by chaffiing him. He said: a.Itr
The answer was
ssWoI ohont nc m,cb as xo, m
would IL Won wore w.sbsJss, = III
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A little girl, who had great kind
ness OF heart Tor all the animal
ratbar har oh,ekans ,ndor har sbs1
- anJ shnntod oarnast.
~ Oh, don.t ~ doYxn On thosa
~, t;r,, i;t,1e h,rds -, ra
of1 nnaa.anr - s'"s'
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A little boy hearing his father
say that man ought to stick
to his business emptied a bot
tie of mucilage in the old gentle
mans Office chair. The old man
says ne mas not been stuck SO pad
since 1884, ana rewarded ms on
spring Dy taxing MN On u "nahhg
TRIP 10 the oaek ceiiar- $50
. The last spike was driven on the
Cairo and Fulton Railroad at Fulton
on Saturday evening. The road is
now completed from st. Louis to
Fulton, a distance of four hundred
and one miles. This road connects
1re tsoisn HSsn Sss C SA - ".sa sne
and the Red River conntrv.
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