The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-11-06
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| Hash II said TO De the connectlng INK
between the animal and vegetable king
dons-
Tie EransrWe Journal has discovered
a lead pencil mine. and is going to get
rich right away.
Professor. will you have q cigar.
said mar ia the Office of Boston hotel,
and cineteeu men stood up and replied {:
''Thaskee. y.-.iou't care il do
| A farmer down in Maine is credited
with having corn nine feet high on an
| average What mercy it is not on
his fee, ! Tho average may be able to
| stand it
An unfortunate 10 Indianapolis who
lost several toes By car wheel. wa, con-
soled by an freshman Ieaf by. with
w hi-t. there, you re making more
noise than mouy a mao I've seen with
li- head Of
A Texas paper says that the endeavors
. Dein ,cratic politicians to iaiace col
cred III IN To vote toy them, reminded IL
II the Efforts OF red-headed wo.d pecker
10 Extract worms from copper light
ning-Icd.
10 the man who applied TO Col. Berry,
for sictuals, the colonel said. Haven
you g.t any m.ney p No" said the
man. Advertise. then, said the colo
uei that is the Way z. T. Barnum
mace his money.
Ii is Singular what little thing will
put a IMAM cut. A jersey City lawyer
was raking a high flown speech the
other day. telling about angels tears.
when his honor said 'Conaiiue you.
remarks To the dog fig hting case. The
lawyer sat DOWN
The dedication. of Baptist church at
Presque Isle, Me, was postponed on ac-
count OF the adv emf Of circus.
An itineraut missionary pervades
Ohiu. who generously offers gratuously
to paint scripture texts In large letters all
over the outsidei of houses.
A Des Moin.- clergyman speaks of
ms hired girl as being the best girl he
ever exper fenced" He talks * If he
had gat hold Of some kind of new Ie-
hgion-
Mrs: Sarah Briggs twho is pursuing
The JoHes Couaty Eagle)-'' Sakes alive,
! wpuiin't no more name child Alias
than nsthin IN the world They'ta
afys cuttin' up some caper! Here Alias
Tn mpson, Alias Williams, Alias The
Night Hawk, all been took Mp for steal
ia Mary .jsus don't you never name
none yer children Alias
A country Clergyman, paying 4 pro
fos>i"pai visit to young neighbnr, who
g'.s very churlish aud universally az
popular man. put the usual question
Are you willing to go my frlend?'
''Oh, yes" said the sick man, Il am
Well, said the simple minded minis
ter. Il am glad you are. fer the neigh
bors are willing.
When man walks sQuareiy VI 10
the clergyman who married him three |
years before. takes him by The hand cor
1isiiy, and, without word OF reproach,
inquiries after his health. it is useless tor
any to maintain that Christian forgive
hess is thing of the past, and does not
.nter large luio that mar character. or
that tue heroic virtues nave all departed
from earth.
A Methodist minister who lived On "
small salary, was unable at one time TO
get his quarterly Instailment- He bad
called IA number of times. but each time
he had oeen put of with none. A. last
he went To his steward, aud told him ne
must have his money for his family
iuust have the necessaries of life.
Money l. repii,d the steward. you
preach for mDney thought you preach
ed for the good Of souls J. Souls re-
piled the minister, Il cant cat souls
aud If | could, it would take a thousand
like yours tn make decent meal.