The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1873-02-28
GIeanings by the wayside.

THE shadowy future, with its gloomy
phantoms, never come.
WHY is the Lottery like q young ladyi
Because it makes pa pay.
Iowa is cultivating tea which is said to
have very pekoeliar flavor.
NEBRASKA talks Of cultiyating oysters in
the vicinity OF its salt springs.
WYoNlNG objects to being WTominglsd
with the adjoining Territories
The Sisters of Silence" is q valuable
Michigan association Of women.
NEVER laugh at a man with pug nose;
you don't know what may turn up.
If the burglars carry off your plate, why
is it all right Because it's not left
"TnE PAorF1c SLopE."-The Quaker
Peace Commissioners running from the
Indians.
In wordy combat between two social
equals, the best-dressed man has one point
in his favor.
Why ia hummng-top unlike a drill Of
potatoess One is rotater, ard the other
tater row.
A LITTLE girl at Dubuque amended the
Lords Prayer by asking for her daily
gingerbread"
LAST SCENE OF ALL"-Kero.sene which
has ended 1877 strange eventful histories
during the past year.
FRANCE and Germany are not going to
beat each other any more, but both are
going in to beet.sugar tremendously.
SHAKESPEARE understood mothers.in.law
he makes all Of Othello's troubles come
from his wife's mother. r
GOVERN the child by gentleness; even
the camel moves not swifter before the whip
than behind the flute.
WHAT do you expect to see reflected in
your inamsratas eyes Yourself, if she is a
good looking lass.
A FLORIDA temperance society has decided
that egg-nogg "is not beverage" Perhaps
because they eat it before they drink it.
PRUDENT CaIifornians nowadays get
preliminary certificate ofinsanity from their
family physicians before they kill anybody.
+. A WEEK or two back the horses were laid
up with influenza. Now, in many places,
they are laid up again. But it's snow
disease this time.
. II Is stated as neurological fact that
Q the milk Of young COW is apt to be foam
! ing. Which is highly probable, as the
, creature is naturally hefervescent.
PENNsYLvANIA naturalists can't under
stand how there can be SO many rats in the
: coal mines when they have SO much trap
there.
WY will nautical correspondents per-
sist in speaking ofthe waves raking" their
gallaut craft when every chemical student
knows that waters HOT ra
). The astronomers at Kew are preparing
to crafty their Kewriosity concerning next
years transit Of Venus, which is expected to
q be explanatory Of planetary distance.
II II the man who has got to the top Of the
s. hill by honesty is ashamed to turn about
.. and look at the lowly road he has travelled,
e he deserves to be taken by the neck and
IS hurled to the bottom again.
er BRIr1sH archeologists have announced
g. that recently deciphered cuneiform de-
% scriptiop of the Noachian deluge is at least
g. thirty-fve centuries old, but Mrs. Camp
as thinks this is one of the delugions which
r. scholars are always falling into.
,o A FOREIGN correspondent writes admir-
a ingIy Of the brown bare legs" of the Span
ish peasantry. This is something to. be
! pondered by Mr.. Darwin, who nowhere
aludes to the brown bear in explaining mans
:, origin.
,r. To FIND one who has passed through life
p- without sorrow, you must find one incapa-
Of BILE of love or hatred, Of hope or fear--one
ea that hath no memory of the past and no
nj thought Of the future-one that hath no
cv sympathy with humanity and no feeling in
"a. common with the rest of the species.
lot A PARIS correspondent argues that a
'es married woman on the stage exercises less
il magnetism over On audience than single
70. woman does that the fact that she belongs
lie to another; that her brightest gances, sweet
est dimples, and most musical tone are for
him, unconsciously diminished her inAu-
to ence and states In illustration that there
sh were offered in Paris what were called
m- Christine Nilsson watches, which had a
he great SALE but when she took husband
req the demand so sensibly diminished that