The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-10
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The Hunting season--Leap-year. .1.@
Flddlesticks- violin players. j. 49,
Expensive timber-School Boards. Ii'@
Always driving things--A hammer tag
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A Sife COmpany-A gang Of thieves.
Half-a-sovereigu- Prince of Wales. g
True love and high morality are the same.
A Tickllsh Notwithstanding upon tribes.
Ought strong boy receive weekly salary
Keep good company and be one of their
Mumber. ...,...,...
Famlys Earring vuIgarises family union
eleVates.
The river is so low at Pittsburg, that milk
ID rising.
The first mistake of fools is to esteem
themselves wise.
The kind of animals admitted at entertain
nents-White kids.
The memory ought TO be storehouse, not
Q lumber room.
The man who is equal to himself is gener-
ally match for others.
Can man be said to pay os he goes if he
sleeps on ''tick ~ ..... reH
There are no female dates, although there
ere plenty of mandates.
The wise tortify themselves by reasons and
fools by despair.
Many men spend their lives in gazing at
their shadows.
'Doctori is tight-lacing injurious? "-"Of
cor set is, madam"
A legitimate interence-That dentists
Office is drawing room.
A shos-dealer in New ork advs- tises
'Woman's Rights-and Letts"
Recently two bankers met abroad. They
at once began to compare notes.
facetious man introduced Hume once as
"Gentleman Hume you shouldknow."
A person who tells you of the faults of
others intends TO tell others of your faults.
Years followed years, steal something
every day
at last Ethey would steal Gus from our
selves away.
"What's the use," asked an idle fellow
''ef man working himself to death to get a
;iving.'
It is estimated that there is one lady pass
eager for every ten trunks carried over the
railroad.
A Yankee woman, in advertising her runa-
way husband, says, David has scar on
his nose, where scratched it."
man who was asked ifhe liked sausages,
replied that he had never eaten any; they
were to him terrier incognaG.
Some useful person has taken the trouble
to count the seeIs in thes head ola poppy,
aud found thirty.two thousand of them.
Mr.. Hardup says the report of debut al
ways reminds him of his record at the bank,
bSAuse it is generally an overdrawn &C
count.
The most striking difference between fool
aud lookipg-glass is that the fool speaks
without rejecting, and the Iooking-glas
reflects without speaking
Most men wish to staudwell with the
world, yet, in these days of he4vy assess-
ments, how few of US there are1 who would
not much rather be moderated than over.
rated
When Shakespeare wrote about patience
on monument did he refer to doctors pa
tients ?" mo" Chow do you know he
didn't ?" because you always find them
under monument"
young man went to a masquerade in
Memphis. the other night, sober, and with a
clean shit and new paper collar, claiming
that he was so we'll disguised that even the
police officers would not have known him
An Iowan paper says, "Since the
abolition of the gallows in Iowa there has
not been murder in the State" This goes
to show that some people kill other people
merely for the pleasure of being hanged.
"How wish I could take leaf out of
your book" sale scapegrace one day to
his pious friend. Subsequent events proved
that 1t was his friends check book on which
the young scamp had fixed his mental eye.
A Montrose old lady protested against the
use of steam vessels. and counteracting the