The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-05-31
NswsPAPIR DECISIONS:
EvE.AnoEucAl CORNER.

fvE.ANaEucAl CORNER.
Beecler says babe is mothers anchor.
Nine Luccn has had luck enough TO make
&SO. 600 in the last six months.
An arch young lady should he an archer.
for she can bend her besux rs she pIcascs.
Fort Smith. Ark. has a woman black
smith who can throw mule and shoe him
IN fifteen minutes by the clock.
The Countess Teresa Spaur, IN whose
company in 1SlS Pope P,us TX fled from
Rome to Gaets, died short time since ct
Vienna
A precipi'a,c Detroitcr il miserable ut dis
covering that his wife inherited half mil
lion just after he had procured divorce
from her.
A New Hampshire lady Of advanced years
(sl,e standing6 in the shadc) recently had
the wh"pinG cough.
A Missouri girl washed oil day, ate twelve
boiled eggs for supper. and then danced oil
night
During the past winter. when the wind
blew hard. the girls y, Green BY would sit
down ON the ice, spread sn umbrella, and
sail for two or three miles.
A party Of "young ladies' was recently
dispersed by the police u, Spring. Mass.
tor disturbing newly married couple with
tin pan sercnade.
A Troy woman says tha, If death really
loved = shining mark, II Is singular that he
has not aimed ut her husbands nose before
this.
The wife Of Louisville lawyer made =
hustle If some important legal d"cume"ts,
and court 10 tO lj"urn until she could 30
home and return with them IN proper shape.
Kate Williams, If Peoria. H., knocked
her lover tla, to the ground because he in>
sisted ON kissing her the third time ~ the
garden gate on moonlight night recently.
Two was her limit.
Colorcd serenaders down in Georgia
warble the following:
| '.De last time that saw my love
She was standing In the door.
With shoes and stockings IN her hand.
| anu NeI Icet All over the uOOt
Lucy King, Of Fond du Lac, became en-
gagged to six young farmers. and on certain
day called them all together and told them
to fight for her hand. She married the
remnant Of u man who was left standing ut
lhe conclusion Of the contest.
4 pnr servant girl, living ut Decatur, w.,
has lsl,Orcd and saved for years, that she
"ik,, e-,,u money u Germany. I" bring
over her father, mother, and hve brothers
and sisters Al last they received II sufficient
and all were lost.
An impulsise Connecticut young man
sent his g,rI the piece Of sh, Ct music en-.
titled. II VIII Meet you .. the Beautiful
Gate" Her father saw the piece when she
opened the package, and after daubing \
buckc,tuli If tar oyer his gate, quietly re-.
marked II his daughter: ''He can wait for
= you il he wants to; but you won't either of
you swing ON that gate II tar will keep you
IT,"
A Chinese servant was brought home by
the gentleman of tho house, and his mistress
inquired hts name. "Yung Hoo Wing" "
Z oh" said she. II canno, call y"u that; l
. will call you Charley" "Whatee your
a name ?" he asked in return. My name ID
Mrs John Browning" ''Welle, lcallc you
I john" exclaimed the Celestial.
Never marry man until you have seen
$ him cat. Let the candidate fnr your hand,
I ladies'. pass through the ordeal of eating sof,
l. h,iled eggs II he Can do it and have the
i table. cloth, the napkin, and his shirt un
y spotted, take him. Try him next with &
' slmre>rib. If he accomplishcs this feat
s without putting out one of his own eyes, o.
y pitching the bones into your lap, name thu
" wedding day u, once-hc will do 10 tic to.
A wilkinson county, Gu, man becsm.
convinced the other day that woman'
temper - very irregular. He hnd beer
y moulding some bullets. and had neglected Il
.ool If the lsdle in which the lead had bee,
melted. While he was counting the bullet'
his wife came into tho room hummng :
i" endcr lovc>s,ng. Suddenly the song ceas
I'd, and the man was made aware that some
- thing had happred by catching M al jsren
T., o'tfre mill on the bridge If his nose. Tn
!, unhappy vito and mother had taken hi
,e picturesque mode of Informing him that sh
. had picked up the ladls by the ho, end.
ID The last census shows some 10 lies in vcr.
ss unfeminine employmen,s Ono is IN arcl,
:. itect. three are builders and contractors
~ Two are hos.lcrs, two hunters and ,rappers
10 six are mschinis,s, and 1850 are mechanic
IT various trades. Six register the.nsclve
~ inventors, forty.six delve in the bowel
of tho earth - miners, one daring spiri, run
an OIL well, another IL pl", upcn III
" stormy seas, s'xty.sSvsu dispense the gospe
~, sixteen rig ships, rigging out sny,hin
" :. comes natural to wOman,) three are ship
y. pcrs and freisthcra. four ''sculp" for the,
W , nodicum Ut daily bread and the accompany
u ing butter, five make nOisc in the world 4
b, ta'ilcr.mxkesa Tho healing srt (medic,n.
~. not sock darning) has CPS voiaries, and Nv,
:, rather than marry consent u burn-chalco,
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