The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1873-05-06
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Drink lof as6,aas yet water. :
To protect the chest-Pnt lock on IL.
Coulter fits-Resdy.maue cI5fEfns.
Ahstle esrnpg u a dangerapa .tAiag.
Colfey, Kansas, is fast becoming set
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Forced politeuess---Bswing to nccess-
lity ,
Vegetable phlosophyrSage ADVICE
Comfortable quarters-Tw0 shilling
ipicces.
Whatever man sewe,h. that also
shall be rip. u, a.4 Lws
A quilting party Is now styled a
'peoe" jubilee. 49,.
Query--Does a dumb man always
keep his word.
How to get along in the world--Nev-
er get short ss.s'R,ss=xsssss
Men with Winning Ways Success.
ful gamblers. 40 9FsS slL(t
What Is higher when the head is of?
The pillow. >se fef
TIE land Of the flea and tho home of
the slavc-Spain.
| Belts ofblack velvet with silver buck
les are the latest.
A singular fnct--To day will be yes
terday tomorrow.
Punch has found man too lazy to
! lohor rpJor ~, nraeo;ons
Glow to make both ends meat'--See-
that neither end sJbone. 1I1!
Most people try te.hit a just medium
between lying and ruth.
Duchess cloth is the finest wnolen
fabric ever manufactured.
John Smith has had twenty-one fu-
nerals in Tippecanoe county. Ind.
Louisville, KY bas voted to paint
her colored schoel-houses white.
Billings says. "All snakes travel on
the under side of themselves
THAT'S my Impression, as tie pFin:
ter said when he kissed his sweetheart
l. Good adyice--Always be sure YOU
can lick q man before YOU call him a
liar ss'5iSS
A votiye offering, which is not D. sac
rifce--Yotirg yourself an increase of
salary. 1o
Compensation--The more piices 60
lup the more we have to q"ceme downS
for everything. ..as, ~ \
The boy who took a seat in oar paste
pot has been engaged at the post3Jfhce
to sit down on unsealed letters.~gz
j 1t is little troubles thai weer the heart
out. 1t is easier to throw bomb shell
d mile than feather--even by artillery.
The true philosophy of doing good is
first of all and principally, to be good
to have character that viii Of itself
communicate good. -
The longer the storm, the sweeter the
calm; the longer the winter nights. ihe
sweeter the summer days; long afflo-
ton will much set off the glory of beav-
en-.
| Some folks tongues are IKE the
clocks as run on strikin', not tostell you
the time o day, bnt because there's
summat wrong i their own inside
Geo, Eliot. -.
A young lady. writing on the subject
of kissing, says: II would as lief have
a good kiss as new cashmere" And
we would quite as lief, if not liefer, give
it to her.
| Of miserly man who died of softI
ening Of the brain, a local paperIsaid:
"EIis head gave way, but his hand never
did; his brain softened, but his heart
couldn't"
Michigan has just discovered the va.
ne for tarhing purposes of an inexhaus-
/ tible wild growth of sweet fern, which
it has hitherto regarded as good fern
nothing.
I A certain English rnobleman tnnco
asked his bishop the best way to insure
the. success of his son in the world
Talents and poverty" was the reply Of
the eminent man..
A Georgia woman is credited with
Having raised large family, although
not out of her teens. 1t was her moth,
er,in-iaw's family, and she did it with
keg of power planted in the cellar. u
A Jersey farmer sent an order to this
city the other day for clock. He said
he shonld prefer one made by Tempus
Fu2it, rs all the best clocks in his neigh
borhood had that name on the face.
There are but taree ways of living,
as some one has said, by working, by
begging or by stealing. Those who do
not woik disguise it in whatever pretty
language we please. are doing one Of
the other two. s.t
A negro was put upon the stand as
witness, and the, judge inquired if he
understood the nature Of an oath. For
eerting, boss said the citizen; If
swear to lie I must stick to him.
Mr. Clement Bates has rung t'ie town
bell in Plymouth, Mass, four times s
day for forty two years This is the
longest time any man is known. to have
been connected with ring" and still
maintained q good character.
Hypocrisy is folly. It is much easier,
safer and pleasanter to be the thing
which man aims TO appear, than 10
keep up the appearance of being what
he is not.
| A young gentleman in New Yo!k
called a coach dog Dalmssian honnd,
and was informed by his .fasce that il
he could rot refrain from profanity in
her presence they must hcnceforth be
strangers.
Tic Akron Beacon declares that Cen
Tom Ewing will he the next Democratic
candidate for Governor of Ohio. and
vii! he elected, too, unless ,he Rrpubli-'
can party repudiates eorruptonists with
an emphasis that can not be misunder-
stood. ....s =
When tiie sword is rusty, the plough
share Shines; sthe prison empty, the
barns are full; the steps of the temple
worn, those of the Ass;zes courts COW
cred with grass; when the doctors go
on foot and the bakers on horseback,