The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-08

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The most tiitccialic Of weights !
the "tong .d nir
"A "loy member" Of the poultry yard
"A hen.
Al Travel over the Tcxaa Pacific Ia In
creasng,
IA surveyors stake caused q Young
lady 10 scramble groundward, yesterday
-" squaiicr sovorcgns" and land
jumpersO-FrOgs. .w
m Z IA Dallas snob Ia indignant NJ The
Trinity river because II cen cut bigger
swell than he can.
If yos want TO spend Sunday in
cbullcut spirits and sweetness, try Wards
soda
Attention 10 called TO tho announce
mcnt Of VIM. II, PrOthcr, Esq, Of iAis city
as candidate for Sheriff Of tho county.
See ndvertiscmontof !. q. I, Kendall
OF desirable resident lots and farms and
uninproved lands for sa!c cheap. !
There will be temperance address
delivered OF Pr ofessor Scales, Female COL
lcge on Elm street Monday night, by
Right Rev. DR.. Robinson,
"A Dallas young lady, who chews to-
bacco, expectoraies with just precision
enough to lodge the same on hat or u
bonnet passing by, .''''
Three hundred sprng chickens were
purchased, yesterday, by the prOpriciors
of the Cosmopolitan. We congratulate
the boarders, but pity the chickens.
IA boy about ten years Of age packed
n up his effects, yesterday, and, finding
away, left the following touching note 10
his female parent; "0ld Ladc / think !
can go it alone.
j. N Bartholow, ye local editor of the
Dallas HERALD, is quite wit His de-
o. pnriment fuirly sparkes with funny say.
ings and news items every ISSUE Waco
Advance
Now, pard, stop that
Hon. John Henry Brown, who has la
bored with so much perseverance and zeal,
and with such good results for his con-
stilusncy, returned from Austin yesicr.
day. $3.50 H., ,i..
"A man bled at the nose, on the corner
of Lamar and Commerce streets, yesterday
Mt noon, with such profusion as to Unable
him to maintain his footing, and in falling
he struck the corner OF the fence of the
Methodist church, with such force as to
puncture the side of his face in painful
manner. Some gentlemen passing picked
him up, and placing him in an express
wagon, had him conveyed to his home.
A colored boy carrying basket Of
clothes on his head, stopped within reach
of horses head, yesterday afternoon, tt
talk to an acquaintance. When he go
through, he found that the horse had taken
the clothes out of his basket, one by one
and deposited them in the gutter. We are
very much afraid that what that boy sale
on seeing those clothes buttered up with
mud, won't get him to heaven.
"A man is lying i'll in the upper par
of this city with half dozen tacks in hi.
stomach which he swallowed, not exactly
on purpose. He says he don't want doc.
tor, as an old family physician whom his
father once had, told him the gastric
juices of the stomach would tear anything
to pieces, and he was going to see whether
his fathers family physician was gen
tlemanly truth-teller or gentlemanly
liar. w
The wet weather has made this dis.
closure that the 'prettiest girl in Dalla,
wears black stockings, the houolest, the
most delicate white lace ones the smar,est
wears hers stripped, the dullest wears blue
ones, the most slovenlN wears the most
perfect and the cleanest ones, while the
ono who has the reputation of being the
tidiest, wears those that would indicate
that half of the letters in the post Office
belong to her.
A man and wife arrived in this city
yesterday from Chicago. The husband
says, he was compelled to leave that city
for the reason that he couldn't absent
himself from his house fifteen minutes, be-
fore half dozen Chicago men would be in
there counting his wife. When he expos
tulated with them, they said that was the
acardi in Chicago and il he expected tc
move in the first circles, he would have Il
submit to 1t, The worst thing about it hc
says, was that his wife rather began t
it, and urged him to follow suit to bel
admirers, by counting some Chicago femal,
himself.
" "A lady residing in the suburbs Of our
city, was the victim Of "a singular accident
Yesterday, and one that came near result
ing MORALLY. 1t appears that in gather
ing some beans, she accidentally knocked
over large pole, in which was a heavy
nail, very sharp at the point, So badly
the nail struck her in the head, pcnetra
ting to depth sufficient to produce o
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