The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-26

WOW.
Sir up with your turkey roosis to-
night.
Hon toned--the music of the
spheres.
Tomorrow, will be Thanksgiving
The turkeys regret IT,
CorroN vaultcd and made u double
summersault ut 10 cents yesterday
How vas dot for shoot up?
SIX car loads of cattle were shipped
over the Pacific road yesterday, con-
signed to parties in Shreveport
SEVERAL ladies' have complained at
theinsulting and embarrassing scrutiny
they are subjected to by corner ioaier9'
SCHOOL. teachers OF this city talk Of
Introducing the daily papers us por-
ton of the reading exercises OF the
schools.
GosI.iN, the llve-all-ovcr merchant
of Northern Texas is the first to adVer-
tise Christmas goods. But that's just
like him.
DALLAS people are cnormousdevolll-
ers of onions. They use them for the
reason, perhaps, that 1t gives Sfrcn9m
to what they say.
A DALLAS individual is organizing
travelling show. He says he'll now
be enabled to satisfy his craving since
boy, that is, going to n show every
night.
FIVE hundred dollars in currency
was found by dariey tramp on the
Mckinney road yesterday, who took II
Off to Hutchins, where he said ne
lived.
The episodes of Freedmantown yes
terday, consisted Of two stand up and
knock down fights, one drag out and a
feminine unpleasantness, in when one
of the damsels had her right ear
"chawedn into thread.
THE Catholics will give II grand vo-
cal and instrumental concert Mt ODD
Fellows Hall on Saturday evening.
The object of the entertainment is for
the purpose of raising funds to COM
plete their house of worship.
A MAN with an attack of cold IN his
eyes followed II mulatto with Bah
cock fire extiuguisher on his back for
several squares yesterday, under the
illusion that the mulatto was an Indian
and the fire extinguishcr n papopose.
A RESIDENT of Jefferson street Is so
elated over new sidewalk just placed
in front of his house, that he has taken
the business of carrying the spittoons
to the street, out of his servants hands.
He wants to be relieved of the appre-
hension that they might fall on that
pavement.
THE neighborhood ofthe Dallas brew
cry were entertained, yesterday, with
the wrctched spectacle of man in the
delirium of maadd poturushingaround
almost completely naked, and scream
ing and blasphemingi in mannerinde-
scribable. But such is the soul and
body of u great deal of Texas whiskey.
THE cream of interest was held yes
terday by the declarations of rather
prepossessing looking individual, who
gave several gentlemen to understand
that his presence in our city, was to
make converts to MOrmonism. lie
aired his phenomenal doctrine to
crowd, on lot cast of the courthouse.
A JEALOUS Romeo tried to get into
the window of the room of his love, u
servant girl up town, so as to elude the
attention of the housekeeper. The
treacherous memory of the Juliet
made her forget that she had arranged
the manner of the trysting herself, so
she yelled like fury for help against
robbers, and Romeo like TO have bro
ken his neck clearing the boundary of
the premises.
AS two gentlemen from st. Louis
were returningto their hotel last night,
ABOUT nine o'clock, they were accosted
by u woman, who asked them the way
to the depot. The face of the woman
depicting acute mental agony, and her
actions being strangely nervous, the
curiosity of the gentlemen were excit-
ed, and they inquired the cause of her
apparent distress. To which she re-
piled that her husband, in drunken
fit, had run off with her babe, and she
supposed he had gone to the depot for
the purpose of taking the train. She
was kindly placed in passing street
ear by the two gentlemen, after giving
her the sought-for directions.
Il -FOUR horses attached to large
freight wagon yesterday before noon
ON Elm street, took a notion altogether
and at precisely the same moment tC
knock the stiffness out of every square
inch Of the wagon, and occasion a rev.
olution In the hopes and prospects o.
their owner. They kept the fun up b,
various trigonometrical perplexities o
their heels until they reached the resi-
dence Of DR.. Ewell, where the "wessel
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