National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1873-06-12

TuH proper way for ladies to get the right
tangle on their hair Is 10 I'LL II full OF corn
meal and let the chickens scratch IT,
A rouSo and happy widow In Paris re-
gently remarked TO q friend. VI am now IN
the honeymoon Of my widowhood.'
"DoHs either the essential modesty OF feinl-
nine nature or the safety Of society Iel,ire
drapery below the kneesp' doou gr"cIous'
A ooop.IooKINo female doctor has settled
IN Charlotte, Mich, and every man III .o W.
Is taking pills by The quart-M ten cents per
PILL.
TWENTY STUDENTS Of tho Pitts6urg
Female College having become converted
declare their determination TO dirt with none
but young divinity students hereafter.
rouNo LADY, student OF startling genius,
who attends Ripon College, lately defined
the Latin prononn hic, In the following man
neri "Hlc, hacc, hoe, hug-us, hug-us, hug
u.s."
A BosroN paper tells this; "a lady called
AT a drug store and brcathlessly remarked
Therel have serenaded all the way down
here TO get q recipe prescribed, and dlsre-
member the combustibicsl'
The Dallas (Tcxas) Neirs tells this Incident
Of immigration Drown has red heaI
Brown was once caught In piece Of female
machinery. Brown lives In Dallas. Inc luol
Of his soul In Virginia. While Brown was
Of hia soul married, and, as is usual with
most idols Of souls, had boy. Brown hoard
Of the marriage and birth all In lump, and
hastrned 10 ship bis congratulations, closing
with the remark that his only regret was that
the boy didn't have red head
A GALLowsrowS lady recently requested
her husband TO 20 to the dTcssmakor and In
form her that she Oils wife) had changed hsr
mind, and would have the watercd sllk made
up instead Of the poplin, and that IT she
thinks Il would look better with bias hounce'
without putting, md boN-plalted beyond tho
equator, which should be gathered In hem
stitched gudgeons up md down the seams
with gusset stitch between, she can make y
up that way, instead OF nuting the oo6lne
Insertion and piecing ont with point applique
as suggested yesterday" The man IL nov
araylng maniac.
Az exchange says; IAN economical lady Ii
Oberlin, Ohio, recently engaged an old man
who has q wife and sir children 10 support
TO dig and Ak her acre garden. The old mar
worked about week, and on asking for hl
pay the lady handed him q bundle whlel
she said contained valuable waterfall whlel
he could sell. He took the hxin to hair
dresser, and found TO his chagrin that u wa
not worth quarter, being an old jutc con
cern which had done long service. lie de
cllued to 90 back to the lady, as he said, TOT
she might poison him for the purpose o.
stealing his old boots.
The young men are becoming every day
more dlscourteous, so the girls say lhey
take their dogs instead Of their lady friends
out riding nowadays. There are advantage,
about cog rs q riding companion, we mus
admit He doesn't take up so much loom
He doesn't make remarks when horses are
acting In manner which requires your whole
attention, and get enragcd because you don
answer him. lie don't wear long NeLs and
IA La. RNR
time the wind blows. lie doesn't grab NJ the
reins every time your horse shies or stumbles
and moreover, ina" don't expect him hom'
at half-past five.