Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-01-16
IN TOWN AND OUT.

WeaIner, just nOW-''G0Od, DAD, ana III
different" and yet no man is satisfied.
Why does a sculptor die the most
horrible of deaths: He makes up faces
and busts.
$50 dark and yet 90 light" as the
man said when he looked at his ton OF
coal.
"A live man in village is like case
of itch in a district school-it sets ev-
erybody in it to scratching.
-Pocket-pinchers for young men TO
feel of their moustaches with, is new
and valuable invention.
Jonathan Harris, of Knox town
ship died on Sunday morning. He was
one of the old citizens.
Mr.. Henry Darr, who met with the
accident at the bridge week or two
ago, is recovering.
Don't knock at the door of print
ing office. Walk right in and pay tor
anot her year.
Aim to do some permanent good,
that your existence may be crowned
with usefulness.
The dearest object to man should
be his wife, but it Is not unfrequently
her clothes.
Not having anything else to do, our
Upper Sandusky neighbOrs are about to
establish Gymnasium, for exercise.
A child was taken with the measles
before it was day old in Bellefontaine.
So says the Republican.
Subscribe for the Peoples Monthly.
Only 81 80 year, with beautiful steel
engraving. Samples can be seen at the
Post Office.
Gentle reader, did you ever sit down
on the ice so suddenly as to make your
head ache? We tried it last Friday,
but didn't like the style.
People who chop their feet off when
manipulating the cheerful log will find
this office unsurpassed in facilities for
recording the event.
AS the malady decreases, SO does its
name. First it was "EpizoOtic," next
"Epizooty," then "Epizoot," now tits
"Epizoo," "Epiz," ''Epi," "Ep," "E''-
out.
"A cotemporary longs to live in AL
lentown, Pennsylvania, where it is said
the wife in every well regulated house
hold gets up and builds the fire without
a word of complaint.
An old mans advice to a young
man, is don't love two girls at once
Love is a good thing, but it is like but
ter in warm weather-it won't do to
have too much on hand at once.
The Firemen at a recent meeting
raised enough money to pay the funeral
expenses of Mr.. NJ. Shulties deceased,
who was member of one of the COM
panies.
An applicant for pair of boots at
one of our shoe stores was asked what
number he wore, and replied, as soon
as he could recover from his surprise,
"Why, two, of course"
Cincinnati has voted eleven mill
ions of dollars for railroad purposes.
That is enterprise or desperation, and
in the superlative degree, but we don't
know which.
An Iowa man cannot remember
where he hid cOffee-pot full of silver,
during the war, and has scratched near
ly every hair out of his head thinking
about it.
The Rev. NJ. P. Foglesong of the
Lutheran Church is now holding pro-
tracted meeting at Middletown in this
county. Quite an interest is manifested
in the church.
-Larimer's dining room is becoming
quite popular. Good meals are served
up in the best of order. Quite a num-
Der of our business men take their meals
there when their families are away from
home.
Stokes jury consisted OF a printer,
a builder, an architect, brickmaker,
carpenter, an insurance agent, a broker,
a provision dealer, an iron merchant,
flour dealer, and a retired merchant.
And yet he isn't happy.
Last week was the week of prayer.
The Methodist and Presbyterian
churches of this place united, in the OBJ
servance of it, and held services in the
NJ. Z. Church on Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday evenings.
Theodore Tilton asks, "Whele would
I be now but for the Pilgrim Fathers ?"
The idea is gaining ground that the
whole mission of the pilgrims was to
come here and "found" Theodore Til
ton.
A vein of camel coal, five and a
half feet thick and but short distance
under the surface, has been struck, on
the farm of Warren Hine, half mile
south of Garfield, near the Niles and
New Lisbon Railroad track.
The Postmaster General has decided
that families, firms or companies call
not combine to rent post-office boxes
conformity, but that one box rent must
be collected for each firm, family or
company enjoying such facilities.
"A man picked up a book on our
streets the other day, which bore the
mark of "Pub. Doc" He looked at it
for some time, and then exclaimed
"Dear me, what kind of book will they
write next? Here : is one on "Pup
Dogs
We are learning from our ex-
changes every day that ''the arbitrary
power of i high-handed anarchy is
marching across the ruins of constitu-
tional liberty" In view of this steady
movement it is difficult to tell how to
address letter so as to reach it.
Here is good business-likc epi-
taph: "Here lies Jane Smith, wife of
Thomas Smith, marble cutter. This
monument was erected by her husband
as a tribute to her memory and a speci-
men of his work. Monuments of the
same style, $3.50, and of such is the
Kingdom of heaven"
"A South Adams Massachusetts boy,
carried enterprise to the very last OF
earth, the other day, by circulating ad-
vertising sheets along funeral process
sion of forty-seven sleighs. He stood
by the roadside, assiduously handing ill
his bills, and didn't miss anybody in the
ranks outside the hearse.
We are often asked whether we
take subscriptions for the leading month
lies and weekly at our office or at the
Post Office. To all we would say, that
we do take at the postoffice subscriptions
for any paper, daily, weekly, monthly
or quarterly. By clubbing with our pa
per, We can often save our subscribers
some money.
TO be truly happy, man should be
out of debt-have kind heart-an
honest soul-an obliging disposition-a
good wife-cOntented friends-a well
filled house-plenty of books-money
to let out-a good horse-gun and dog
reside in country full of game, and
over all weekly visit from the RErUB-
LICAN and receipt for its subscription
one year in his pocket.
The Cinnamon lately brought to
Beaver Falls are on a strike for an in