Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1873-02-06
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''i' ""i -; = hn~.7r':r t:!".i'1.l '.rn,h
rlts- 'srm;' lonely, tonight J, Lowell
This was composed by a Young dsllsss
! in Detrois; fwhowenthuntihg ducks ,sn
the st!Clair Flats; ahd'by tine oYerturn-
( ing of His boat, had to hang5o q ,log, all
night He'wasn.t as lonely as ha a,tried
to make hJr believe, for gshe e, mosquitoes
made the time pretty hvelysand a. coal
barge 'cabinboy shot athimseFerai tnies
| for a can1ass! back daick::' IN" ~" .i:iaiI'
|. m- Wedding. qaras mi IDeaser Hc8ht
E.siisst Of thss'"Jaek Of biah3hds' s's&nd the
"5usen ef Rearts,;' wfth'the' 4anss' of
the httattfng parties 0n' each: aIrthe
brride's1 1mSothsrin fa3ww' ffs5 ffs5' living the ten
q Rso ls ihs1Oysaa' 5 gsa:,s ''" 8 y l ...
.@, When'the sheriff at Helena Ar
Kansas, has awafrshtfor a aesperado, he
shoots him and then serve serves II t5He xarrTaAae
ON the body. 10 ,rh n,n.i, tln""i edI IL.
~ &c Skip tie hard Words @ honey,
dear, ar,a said an irish schSQ HaistfSN u iS ri rs ri"
one of her pupilsr !. ." they're only names
of foreign eopntriss, and yap' y meyer be
in; thema, .mir etl :" ,I"ii...- mx,ia.
az poett4ra ,p Tj,enResssei yaiS f.
have aaather: :harh time, q III the patient
lives. .he'seIdon pays tmd 'if'hetlies ,the
hs tsAz ttssAilzYSSaas Saa gshS's gfI sais ssasph *,
slclan. ,u.a
ga A'aenhsylvahia man, who walk
ed, aEWs ai..s ssas +
snow;on aMager; seVensdo ollars, .wop,
the ,moneyhHshas Islncse paid 80, for'
tie oaspfiHigssss Il g4ss xhifsfi isti.
was frozen beyond sReoRsrD,>lis yio,.n
. ,tasp A Western paper rhas the follow
.ingssS, lady, writes. If # # iithsS: Is:
proper-if 1T is-lady.[ike-te xetaliaie BY.
back 1Fhsli a Iman squeeass
her hand swalf ~ nigh; gh;s gs4ldsssze sassy s!yy
,-7jist anouga,to let hinf knpw that ypIn,
are not disposed to be mean aboat IT. But,
don'tthrhl round and ask him !, - HUwsis'
that ia fqr rh hisS net a. &S{p {sp
too forwardN .; siAJ- al, 80 lase ,s-tFf
i LIZ no BODY qyat ssta9aalsiiH ll aass.hofse'
cars at LeavenwOrth,, Kansas. Mheh =
pentlehnan enters a c.ss the nearest ypuhg
lady rises and offers him her seat. Then
she sit sits in his lap, ;'aI aId botl are Satisfied.
sonicsl~''.. 80. , '"'a., >'.,,';~ ,. ,'
ieSs a; nlisehieYorlsrbey tin. Oil Cityr
recently, put seme nitro-glyc ycerfns' IL
his sisters hustle wheh sHs' was going
optkaatiBlg .'Hsis aGi EpalyaHlI4ia ~ ,i4HIi e.
l-ses The lDanbury' Nevs says 1.-The
remarks relatives and friends who attend
funeral make upon Fsl the, merits Ii 81 tie
deceased are frequently! INSTRUCTIVE yet "A!
the funeral Of aged resstdsshf9o q # Ss;Es shy:
sons, recentlyss neighbosfeeliagly Oh.
served that the& departed 'w6uldn't resl:
and, {cass about saSsS any @dfs, dfs. ~ '~rl -
s,es@ Ai'MHwadRie lady lhad several
hundred dollars worth of point iace
clipped off her elothips,.by i thief while
she, wasi in church singing: '@'tStrip nae
of the robe ofipride; clothe me. in nlhu-
milftv..n'y riirs'l,, ~ tif isa'.S~
-E!aSf'N-:G i5iE> 81; lti -ftif5;- Ell f.lLLa
.&ae,A smart boy linsoneof ithe publie
schools of Cardiz, Pa.Fhaving been re-
quiredto write a composition On some
part Of the human body, Expended as
follows: The Throat-A throat is con-
venient to have, especially for ROSTERS
and ministers. The former eats corn
and crows. with it; the latter breaches
through. his'n and ties itup." nl,u
:. saa- The Appeal tells of Memphis
lady who wrote to anew York matrino-
nial agent for husband. The agen:
transferred the letter to crusty old
bachelor, who, in replying to it, acci
dentally substituted for his own photo
graph that of pet ourang-odtang.7 The
lady answered, "riere is certainly not
much personal beauty about you, but
you appear to have an honest, manly
face. I accept"
sas- Somebody wrote to tho editor of
village paper to ask how, he, would
" break an ox?" The edis0r. replied. as
follows; III only one OK, good. way
would be to hoist him, BY means Of y
long chain attached to his tail, e the to5
of pole forty feet from the ground, then
hoist him by q rope tied to his horns to
another pole. Then descend on his back
a five-ton, ,pile-driver, and, if that ddn'l
break him, LET him start country news
paper and trust people for, subscription.
One of the two ways will do it sire
~ 4 man, and bis name was Jones,
and he lived in CINCINNATI drank 4 4 gal
lon Of, whisky on wager, and he won
the bet, His wife, remarked at the flu,
neral that it was the first money he had
earned by hard ~ work n for ten years, ..
gs7 Little FIVE year old Annie, whe
WIS su fIering FROM u bad cold, went to
pay visit, To Auntie. During the day
she related her varioussuccesses at school
and ended by declaring she could read
great deal better thap Sabina, who wal
eight years old; ".iWell,%' Questioned
Auntie, ".iMouldn't 1T sound better il
some one else saidlit2,a, '!t,4es,:,l : think
it;would,r Lhave SUCH q bal. COLD t can't
say, livery WE'LL. n..r."" an.l,ti...iHnem
n.ss- A young LADY, atanevenineparty
some time ago, found it apropos' to use
the expression; '"Jordan'is a-'.ard 'roac
to travel" but tlIinking..it too vulgar
the following: "Peranbula'
ting progressions in pedestrianisnl along
the far famed thoroughiare OF fortune,
cast up by the banks ofthe sparkling
river Of Palestine, is, indeed attendant
with the heterogeneous cenglomeratioh
d. unforeseen difficulties. She'll pass,
:. ,Id(77J.1 - ~ - = rue -
iTHE TsRM CARPET -BAGGER.' III
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