Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-03-14

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VIENNA turns out q great MANY bo
IN the Japanese and Chinese langual
New Orleans recently shipped val +
bic horse to the Pope.
A Kansas dentist offers to pull sir
teeth for bushel of potatoes during f
present dull business season.
The Floridonians are now compelled I
use fans, and other wind pushers.'
keep cool. I,
A diabolical and disloyal punstcr 1s|
poses to rechristen the capital of
glorious country, Whitewashington.
Mean spirits under disappointm. \
like small-beer in thunderstorm,
was turn sour.
4 Kentucky farmer refused to bu
sewing machine-"He sewed his wb
out of a bucket
The irrepressibIc Barnum advert
at Boston for $50 teetotallers to run
great moral show next season. II
When Jonah's feliow-passensers pit N
ed him overheard they evidently
garded him as neither prophet
loss. NJ
A Galveston (Texas) crab was LAT
caught enjoying life in a coffee-pot
which he had grown so he could not
out.
They had typographical hop at
Crosse the other night. A drum /
printer hoped out of fourth-st
window.
Gen Leslie Combs has taken b
every morning of his life for the
twenty years, and he has never "
an overcoat during this time. He
now eighty years old, and hale /.
hearty. y
1t is said that an Indiana man, VII
wife has borne him twelve sons and fift n
daughters, wants to know if such {
duct on the part Of his wife isn't q
cient ground for divorce
A farmer now in Illinois who thirt
years ago sold a load of potatoe
Maine, and who by short measure m
twenty five bushels out OF twenty-f
has just sent his old customer $3.50.
return the dishonest gain, with inte
at 10 per cent
Northern Texas is now actively /
gagged In raising cattle, and men VIII,
few years ago could hardly earn &.
sistence, are now the owners of 10
stocks" notwithstanding great losse:
cattle thieves, besides Indian depr, 4
tions. !
Lecturing on the Sandwich Island
in New York, the other night, NJ
Twain explained that in the town
wore something like civilized garme
but IN the up-country they wear.
smile, sometimes, or Il pair of ear ril
rarely anything else
Lord Norbury's joke on the attori
is savage. A shilling subscription |
ing been set on foot to bury one who
died poor, he exclaimed: "Only shir,
to bury an attorney? Here's a guinesi
80 and bury twenty of them!"
The San Francisco Bulletin saws
there is reported to be in the regio,
the Colorado River a mountain of
500 feet in height and extending fft |
miles. The width of the stratum is
known, but it has been penetra
through cave to a distance of tn I
| miles
An Athol, Mass. boy, who has b
long sojourning in California, has,
a courtship of twenty five years, retur
to his native heath to be married
years ago he srarted home for the So
laudable purpose, but was waylaid !;
robbed of his all. He went back to
golden State, gained another fortune
this time has reached home safely.
y German Psychologist has discove
that tobacco smoking by boys, lin
ieres with the molecular changes CO
dent with the development of ;issl
and makes the blood corpuscles oval
irregular at the edge" Any parent
thus ascertain if his boy smokes
merely taking out handful OF his bl,
corpuscles and observing their edges
Da5ury Neus.
A Georgia liquor dealer has lost
suit against non paying customer
cause the latter proved that he once
him liquor when he was drunk.
Court decided that the whole bill for
year was lost, on account of the
which. provides that no bar-keeper 81
sell liquor to any man who is int
icated.
A Maine man has succeeded in max
very fair artificial oyster out of fl
paste, tapioca. salt and water. The
ventor places these in second hand oys
shells, which are carefully glued aroi
the edges, and when half intoxica
customer calls for - dozen raw on
halfshell," he gets them from
shon.
There is 4 difference between dogs
men, and it is not always in favo
men. An Oregon paper tells the stor
man who encountered panther,
was having q deadly struggle with j
when the dog came and attacked the
rious beast, drawing him Off from
master. The man thus relieved imm|
ately fled with all speed, leaving the
to his fate
If the boy believed that the accum
tion of wealth and the acquisitio.
power were what the old man says
are, the world would very soon be 81
nant II he believed that his chance
obtaining either were as poor as the
jorisy of men find them to be, ambit
would die within him. 1t is because
rejects the experience Of those who b
preceded him, that the world is kept
the topsy- -turvy condition which we
rejoice in, and which We call progress
{. D. Warner
One of the most remarkable instan
of presence Of mind and the virtue
soft soap was shown in Dalton N.
the other day. A man working nea
revolving shaft was caught in the n,
belt, and was in fair way of be
dashed to pieces, when boy stand
beside the shaft seized dipper of 81
and threw it upon the belt, causing il
slip, and release the man from cert
death.
The Belfast (Maine) Age is responsi
for the remarkable statement that Mr.
NJ. Poor, of Searsmont, on taking sd
eggs from a hens nest, recently obser
slight protuberance at the end Of
but thought nothing of it until he he
the shell snap. Upon looking he say
singular substance OOzing out, VIII