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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04

CORNs.-Just fancy for a moment u foot with its
perfect organization, designed by the Creator TO
be of use TO man, aud cruWCd into u boot or shos
about twO-thirds the ssze required to Rive room tui
the working q the joints, muscles, &C. Of this
wonderful structure. Aud tncn c nsidor If it Is
auy wonder that uine-tunths of the adult popula.
ton and onc-laif the children are troubled with
cOTns, buniuns. lad nails. aud other pedal aAiiet
tiuns, all uf which are artificial aud unnecessary
DIR. j. BRIGGS ALLEVlATOR and CURATIVE
will surely Danish them, and proper fitting boot,
will prevent thair return. Sold Ly A. 7, Cteav
laad. Hyde Park Gates Bros, Stove, and dealcn
in medicine
Dir. J. BRlGCS' THROAT AND LUNG HEALER, IL
composed OF CaudA BRlsan. Extract Of Tatnaracs
and OF or BalSams. aud Gums, Roots, Plants, &c +,
when are combined IN the most scientific aud har
monious manner. II Is pleasant and mere agroea-
bic to Toxic lhsu any othos In nse. Old people like
1t and babies cry for II. Sold by A. o. Gates, Nor
~risville, and NJ. J. Leach Woleutt.
BRtGGI' A~LLEyASTAR. 81 0l0 reward will he
paid for a ease vf Catarrh, Headache or Neuralgia,
phieh caunut DO cured with q nlcarent, usrooaAls
and never-faiIing remedy, if used according 10 dt
reoiiens. II is q new combination Of the most reii-
able i~ngrcdien sknuwu for subduing the varions
diseases fer which It is recommended. Srld by l..
J.. Udall, No. wOlcott, and A. Robbins, No. Hyde
Park.
PtLEs. Are you discouraged by rehcatod fat
ures 10 obtain cure for this dressing diacases If
so, chrer up allow that depressed and saddencd
heart to leap with joy the terrors CT Internal
bleeding. external and itchiu5 piles 1y before abe
invi chile and wositiyc result Of BRIGGS PILE
REMEnIEB. Sold hy J. ". Croeker, No. Hyde
Park, and Martin Shattaek. Eden.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
AVOID ouAcks AID lmpo.us

Nc UhaFEo 10! hlvloo and U0tHtl-e
Dr- J. n BtH. Graduate al Lfs,r. L
Col.Ce. Philadelphia. author q sey,nla
WORKS, can he conFultel IN 81 disss,a b
sexual 90 lriuasy Organs, (which b. IN
an cspeciel study, either In mails ,riras.
matter from what causc ogisinAtiL. M
long standing A practice 81 50 yrir Il
him to treat diseases with success. taus
anteed. Charges reasonable. Thost III.
lance can forward letter d,fCrlbIg yEg1
and enclosing stamp To prepay postage
Send for the tiHids % L!ra IA. Prize llaa
J. b. DIOFr, N. H., Physician and ssz.
l4 Duane ST.. New Yoh '
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
dor SALE!
HARMS FOR SALE!

Tho Subscriber, owing to iii health, viii vi
farms located near Green River mill in llyd,
and near a good school house. rhe farms
50 acres each In enc lot. Good Sets Of bA
on each Of them, with good water ank gOOda
On the west farm is u good su gar place dMI
and athriving Young orchard. The land %
is suitably divided, aud Of e~xcellect gu, lily
will he sold Together or separately asdcsirt
the sap-iubs and holders, and the stock, by
grain en- the premises. 4 rare chance ton
good trade, as easy terms are offered a h'
scriber is bound to sell. Call aed exaalhl
! premises. Us. sHBPHEl
Get. LIST. 1872. VI
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04

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Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
PARTICULAR ATTENTION,

For information concerning several us
Farms for sale in Hyde Park, Morrlt'rn.
and vicinity, apply to or address,
Z. B. SAWYER
Hyde Pni
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04

roR ALE nY ~ pRrooIsrs LvERvwnrRI
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04

gloss and freshness of youth. Thin
hair is thickencd, falling hair checked,
and badness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
the hair where the f%olliclcs are de-
stroyed, or the glands atrophicd and
dccayed; but such as remain can be
saved by this application, and stimu-
lated into activity, so that a new
growth of hair is produced. Instead
of fouling the hair with u pasty sedi-
ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous.
It's occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent badness. The
restoration of vitality it gives to the
scalp arrests and prevents the forma-
ton of dandrutf, which is often so un-
clearly and offensive. Free from those
deletcrious substances which make
ONE preparations dangerous and iniu-
rious to the hair, the Vigor can only
benefit but not harm it. If wanted
merely for a HAIR DRESSING,
nothing else can be found so desirable.
Containing neither oil nor dye, it does
not soil white cambria, and yet lasts
long on the hair, giving it a rich, glossy
%lustre, and q grateful perfume.
Prepared by DR.. J. C, Aver & Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
LOWELL, MASS.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
Vitality ~Restored!''
Jonathan Parcher's Estate.

State Of Vermont, Lamoille District, IS. In
Probate Court held at Johnson, within and
for said District on the 26th day of May,
A. D.1873,
Sophronia A. Parehcr. executrix Of the estate Of
jonathan Parehar, late of Stowe In said District,
deceased, presentsher administration act for exam
i%nation and allowance, andmakes application'lo. a
decree redistribution and partition OF the estate If
said deceased. Whercupon it is ordered by said
Court, thatsaid account and said application be re-
ierred to a session of said Court to he held ut the
Probate 0fico in said johnson on the 10th day OF
And it is further ordered. that notice hereof be Civ
en- to all persons Interested By publication of the
same three weeks successfully in the Lamoille
Newsdealer.a paper published a. at Hyde Park pre-.
yioast0said time appointed for hearing, that they
may appear at said time and place, and show cause
ifany they may ave, why said account should
not he allowed, and such decree made.
r. Attest M. HEATH. Judge.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
kEARNEYN

FLUID TX Al.
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eaec ard has rHrcd staF e.
which u ha@ tutn Eiffm. Hfrie
Of the lladtirr sad iHhaFansf.a
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ton u Urtne, Diseases q ~
Store In the Hiadler EmsF -
and Mncoas ~ MIky ni.tsv
feehicd and Debate CuusiifnI
aliHndrd With tie fdilssiKr -
Of PuNrr. Loss q Memoir. ~
Ing Weak News Maksfsats
Rack. Flashing q The h=dt Eur
Pslftd C~uunfenanee. Las.linds
Issd By persons In Tie Grts,s
life: after confinement O. hb4s -.
ting in children. etc
In many Affections perulisr "a r.
trafl Dachu Is unsquafrd
As in Chlorosis OF Relsutioa. Irs-
fulness or Suppression II Casiorir
liberated CT schiuus state II ~
eorrhaa or Nhlie-s Sten.tr. I'd ~
plants iaei1ent TO ths -. h
excessively by the mo ctHsleriF n.
Midwivz for ~euftrhloi aud esLs..
tons IT both sexes AID al ssvA
ENERlcr m.
furss MacHs 4 i.iHg hes
~ bits Of Dat TIN re "a al
little cxpenrc. little RIO saEhgr :
convenience, and no exposure Hu
uueut desifr, ard Eivrs tzurh 49,
thereby removing OhstsuFEu1s
Curing Strirturrs 20 TIE psttm
and Inflammation. - ircgsst SIT
eases, andeEpeiliug all pfunsafrs-
~KEARSET'S EXTRACT BIN
500 per bottle or t5z hoe1-,fserp-
to any aaafrr. srcufel HafAsr4tE
druggists serywhcre p Esndt u
KEkRNEY Z ~. l4 na.s,s +,
to whom all letters II l.fllmaaoa
addressed.
Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-06-04
K%ATALYslNE MATER

81 Send Fifty Csnts with your name and
address, TO this Office. and you win receive 90
nicely printed Visiting Cards, post paid,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.

A curious story of the bringing to
life of a man who had committed sui
eide by hanging at Valde Grace, Can.
ton, Friburg, is told by the Confdeye.
On the first diagnosis the doctors af-
firmed that asphyxti was complete
the body gave not the slightest sign of
life, it being blue and rigid. One of
the physicians present, however, would
not leave the corpse without making
final experiment on it. He uncover
ed the breast, and attempted for some
time to induce respiration by artificial
means but without result. He then
applied the pole of an electric battery
to the passage of the pneumo- gastric
nerves, and caused strong current to
pass at intervals Of four second. AL
most Immediately feeble signs of res
piretion reappeared. Five minutes
afterwards the radical pulse and the
cardiac pulse became perceptable. The
epigoltist was tumifed ,and it was nec-
essary to pull the tongue out of the
mouth with pair of pincers in order
to render the respiration freer. A few
ounces of blood were then drawn from
the mediocephalic vein. The dilated
pupils contracted gradually, and the
signs of life became more and more
manifest. The patient was then able
to swallow small quantity of alco-
hol. Finally a slight muscular con-
traction was perceptible without the
intervention of electricity the siusibil-
ity of the cornea reappeared then the
feet became warm again, and soon af-
ter the regular pulsations of the carotie
arteries were easily perceptible,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
Rates of Advertising.
A WICKED BOY.

They say that the chief astronomer
at the Washington Observatory was
dreadfully sold few days ago. A
wicked boy, whose Sunday school ex-
perience seems only to have made him
more depraved, caught FREELY, and
stuck it, with the aid of some muci-
lege, in the centre of the largest lens
in the telescope. That night, when
the astronomer went 10 work, he per-
ceived blaze of light apparently in
The heavens, and what amazed him
more was that it would give a couple
of spurts and then die out, only to
burst forth in a second or two. He
examined it carefully for few mo-
ments, and then began to do sums to
discover where in the heavens that ex-
traordinary star was placed. He
thought he found the locality, and the
next morning he telgraphed all over
the universe that he had discovered a
new aud remarkable star of the third
magnitude in Orion. In a day or two
all the astronomers in Europe and
America were studying Orion, and
they gazed at il for hours until they
got mad, and then began to telegraph
to the man in Washington to know
what he meant. The discoverer took
another look and found that tho new
star had moved about eighteen billion
miles in twenty -four hours, and upon
examining it closely was alarmed to
perceive that it had legsl When he
went on the dome, the next morning,
to polish his glass, he found the light
ming bug. People down at Alexandra,
seven miles distant, heard part of the
swearing, and they say he infused into
it much wholesouled sincerity and
vigorous energy. The bills for tele-
graph dispatches amounted to $4,000,
and now. the astronomer wants to find
the boy, as he wishes to consult with
him about something.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
DIFFERENT STYLES OF DANCING.


The fashion of dancing is not at all
cosmopolite-Dot even national. In
Saratoga the different styles make a
medley.
If you see 200 pound man and wo-
man perspiring around with their
pompous bodies tossed lightly and
springily in air, arms swaying, keep
ing good time, and making grand
Persian salaams for a bow in the
Lancers, you can set them down as be-
longing to the old Tweed Fisk Leland
Americas Club school.
IF you see two heated young people
tripping fast away ahead of the music,
taking short steps, and jerking TIN ough
a square dance as if the house was on
fire and the set must be completed be-
fore any one could take to the frees
capes, you can set them down as from
the plantation districts of. the South
or the rural districts of Pennsylvania
and the West. 1t is the steamboat
quickstep.
If you see black-eyed youth with
long hair, and young lady with
liquid black eyes, and she has her two
hands on the young mans shoulders at
full length, and she stands directly in
front of him, and they both go hop
ping around like Siamese twins with
wire springs under them, you can wa
ger they are from Louisville, Memphis,
or Little Rock. They have the square
toed wrestling step.
If you see a young fellow grasp
young lady firmly around the waist,
seize her wrist, stick her hand out like
the bowsprit of Sound yacht, and
both hump up their backs like a pair
of mad cats on door-yard fence, and
then 60 sliding slam-bang against peo.
pie, over people, through people, up
and down the room, sidewise, back
ward, and up and down like saw
mill gate, you can bet on them having
learned their dancing from the Morris
town, Riverdale, and Workers. socia-
bles. 1t is the suburban New York
saw-mill jump-up.
If you see a couple sliding gently
and slowly and lazily through the Lam
GERS, just half as fast as the time, but
keeping step with the music, quietly
sauntering through the "grand chain" /"
too languid to whirl partners, talking
sweetly all the time, as if they were
strolling in graveyard, you can rest
assured that they are from New York
and from the most fashionable section
between Madison square and the Park.
This is the graveyard saunter step.
If you see a fellow clasp girl melt
ingly in his arms, squeeze her hand
warmly, hold her swelling bosom to
his, and they both go floating down
the room locked in each others en-
brace, looking like one person, his feet
only now and then protruding from
profusion of illusion and lace and SO
on, rely upon it you can set the two
down as belonging to the intense Boston
school. 1t is the melting Harvard
jacket-race embrace.
Massachusetts, take our hat!-Eh
Perkins.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
A DESPISABLE RIULE.

The negro and mule, writes friend
in Clinton Louisiana, are inseperable
companions in the Southern cotton
fields, and like the Hawaiian string
and bow, useless each without the other.
The lazy indifference and careless cru
city of the one, and wonderful powers
of endurance of severe labor, bad
treatment and neglect of the other,
complete the compatibility of the two
races necessary for the production of
four millions of bales. A characters
tic anecdote may be relished by those
who have had experience of the two.
The spectator had taken refuge from
the suns perpendicular rays under the
shade of a spreading beach, sab teq-
niue fdgi and lay recumbent, enjoying
the fitful breezes and the sombre frothi-
ness of the country newspaper, Along
the dusty road which passed by this
retreat came jogging negro, mounted
on a mule, both apparently asleep.
As the somnolent pair approached the
spot, some wicked spirit of the place
gave the paper Airt, which no sooner
seen and heard than the mule, as
mules only know hcw, instantly
"swapPed ends" and leaving the negro
sprawling in the dirt, took his depart,
ure under full sail. The negro, hall
raising himself and wiping the dust
from his eyes and mouth, watched the
retreating mule for some time in 81
lence, but at length, unconscious Of
an auditor gave expression to thi
philOsophic soliloquy;
Oats what makes me 'spise I
mule !"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
d. w. CLARK.
New Roarding HOUSE.

MRS. s. S. HULINGS has built large
lfl addition to her house, and is now pre-
pared TO accommodate number of perma-
nent boarders, and all transient ones who
may favor her with their patronage. a
good stable has recently been built 10 ac-
commodate tho horses of guests. Charges
reasonable. Residence on Elm St., oppo-
site S. Haslet's store. 23-ly
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03

A Georgia college has conferred the
degree of L. l.. d. upon Alexander III.
Stephens, late Vice President of the
Confederaoy. A local paper descrih,
ing the interesting scene, says; "This
sudden announcement was like an
elastic shock upon the audience; a
momentary pause, breathless silence,
was secceeded by a universal and pro,
longed shout of applause"
If man must be robbed by high
waymen, Iowa is the place to have it
done. A pair of these gentry who
were robbing farmer, the other day,
held an umbrella over his head to keep
the sun off while they went through
him, and offered him q sip Of good
brandy when they had finished the
job.
An inexperienced young man went
cunning with a party of old Nimrods
the other day, and now he says he
knows what is meant by "the hunts
mans mellow horn" 1t holds about
quart, he says, and the huntsman be-
comes pretty "mellow" after inspect
ing the "horn" several times.
The Kansas Grangers have resolved
to lynch the next orator that begins
his address to them with 1'm not o
farmer, but have always taken a pro-
found interest in the truly noble and
predominant pursuit of agriculture. "
A Republican newspaper in Indiana
speaks Of the great and good General
Butler as the cock-eyed man of desti-
ny.
A boy being asked what name was
given to residents of the United States,
promptly answered, TAX payers,
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03

Way down South, in the days be-
fore the. names of Hoe and Bullock
had become household words, a paper
was printed on Ramage machine, by
an old colored pressman named Sam.
The forms were always placed on the
press and made ready for him; ami
SO, with a well-trained roller boy, the
working of the paper progressed salts
factorily. But it happened one day
that Sam, who could not read, was
thrown entirely on his resources. He
put the form to press and pulled a
sheet; looked at it intently; turned it
over; something was the matter; he
looked again, felt the tympan, held it
up to the light, and looked over his
spectacles at the grinning roller boy,
exclaimed, "Look heah, boy, why fore
yer don't 'stribit yer rollah ?" The
form was bottom up!
All ways of earning his bread are
alike becoming to an honest man,
whether it be to split wood or sit at
the helm cf state. 1t does not concern
his conscience how useful he is, or how
useful he would be.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03

The Flushing, Long Island Times
tells this: The wife of prominent
judge in this county, while riding home
by rail recently, was approached by
the conductor for her ticket. With
out looking up from the pages of the
book in which she was absorbed she
thrust her hand into her pocket and
handed him what she supposed to be
a ticket. In a moment or two she be-
came conscious that he was still stand
ing by her side, and looking up she
beheld, to her infinite notification and
the 40 small amusement of the pass
engers, the conductor gazing with the
utmost disgust upon fine-tooth comb
1t was remarked by the passengers
that the scenery along the route was
remarkably fascinating to Mrs. Judge
the remainder of the journey.
An experienced husband in Lafay-
ette sent two switches home to his wife,
from which she was to make a selec-
ton, but before doing it he changed
tho tags, putting the S25 one on the
$40 switch, and vice versa. After a
critical examination hy herself and
lady friends, the choice fell upon the
one labeled S25, and she decided tC
keep it, Notwithstanding her husbands
plaintive protest that he could not af
ford to pay more than SO for such an
article.
After Mr.. Casey had finished read
ing the Declaration" on the Fourth
at Mound City, Illinois, a man ros'
and moved that the speech be pub
lished, as it was one of the best speech
es he had ever "heern" in his life.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
AFRoNTrER EDITOR.

HANo+f I'M A1pAAOANs
A Bismark, Dakota Territory, cor
respondent writes: / was escorted
around Bismark the evening of my ar
rival by MIR. Lounsberry, the editor of
the Bismarck Tribune. He had been
Colonel in the army and was full of
bullet wounds, and he had voluntari-
ally left a good position on the Mime.
apolis Tribune and puts his little pile
of savings into a newspaper venture at
this lonely settlement, nearly twelve
hundred miles northwest of Chicago.
He showed me, with pride, his office
arising under the hammers of the car
penters, and his press and fonts of type,
and the compositors he had paid to
come with him more than six hundred
miles from st. Paul.
Said l: "What did all this cost
your"
"Four thousand dollars before l
shall issue a number of my paper"
Don't you feel little nervous
about the prospect here ?"
"Well," j" said Lounsberry, "I have
studied it all. There is bound to be a
large town at the Missouri river cross
ing, and l have some years left and
can watt"
odd the railroad give you an
help?"
"Only transportation"
"Well," thought l to myself, "if
such chap as this tries such hope,
l won't drive a nail in his cross"
Go on, Lounsberry, and may the
world grow up around you and sub
scribers be plentiful. There is some
thing in this northern country when
there are such game fellows to begin
with.
1t was even touching to see this
most banished of all newspaper men
who must have loved society like all
our tribe acquainted already with
every male being in Bismark, and
looking on all with equal charity and
consideration, as they seemed to be
proud and tender with him.
Advertise ?" said Shaw, the leading
merchant; Eyes, sir! Advertising is
the life of business"
A little town needs to keep the edi-
tor up to his work for, Lord bless us,
we expect a heap of comfort out Of
that newspaper of his'n."
"Come in, Lounsberry," said Ed
Martin, the great gambler whose place
was full of sweat cloths and faro box
es-a mighty plank shanty, lined with
tables of chance-"and is this George
Afford? We all know him. Gentle
men, anything in the house is yours
This newspaper is tech of mater that
makes the whole world kim"
So did Mr.. Shang, the gambler, who
had killed his man, show some mysteri
Gus tenderness for the institutions OF
society moving up, and his loud, bully
ing voice was brought down to con-
versational tone as he addressed us
Here where there was no law of any
description-Dakota having made nc
provision for county government OF
this distant point-the coming news
paper seemed to strike American hu
man nature, and give it the attach
ments of society, and certain pining
for authority and protection among
the worst classes. All around about
the little hutted city the vast plains O.
grass extended to the sky, and the
stars seemed wide apart in the enor
nous armament as they looked wide
open downward upon the preposterous
town. But there was not a trader il
Bismark who did not look as saucily
back, and say, "By Cad old blinker'
up there, you'll get used to us after
awhile; we've come to stay"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03

Rufus Choate, or somebody else, said
the ways of Providence and the decis-
ions of petit jury are past account
ing for. We may safely say this of
the latter, since a Pittsburgh jury
handed up to the judge communica-
ton indOrsed, "The honorable gug."
A mosquito taper is a Pittsburgh in,
vention. 1t creates such a smell when
burning that the mosquitoes ask to be
excused. 1t drives human beings out
doors also, which is its only defect.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
FOR REST HOUSE,

n BLACK PROPRIETOR. Opposite
II. Court House, Tionesta, Pa. Just
opeaed. Everything now and clean and
fresh. The best of liquors kept constantly
on hand A portion of the public patron
age IL respectfully solicited. 4-l7-lY
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-09-03
Lawrence House,

TIONESTA, PA, g. G. BUTTER
l. FIELD, PROPRIETOR. This house
is centrally located. Everything new and
well furnished Superior accommoda-
tions and strict attention given to guests.
Vegetables and Fruits of all kinds served
In their season. Sample room for Com
mercial Agents.