The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-06-21


PEDESTRIANS.
NNTa nights.
oH.u,s cOllarless.
'r,p- de-sOliel.
a viST pointcr-Thc sun.
CA a, IT sIIEET''--A sheet of water.
~ LOWING sEA"-s;wimming eyes.
SN,rFEp out, il the moon.
4 ,,urIoN of rcfcrcnce-Ask Pa.
Tn. ncalth of the city, splendid.
AN0luER's ''BEsT IIoLD"-her baby.
WRITER'S barefooted boys about.
ysyLI.ABLEs - What n parrot
says
the iashiest thing out-The light
nine
Tru. maid over the whey-The milk
mHd,
JUST The boys to "set IN up"-Com-
roaitor-.
How we should like to hug an Ice
berg! ............... ......
CASTOR bean cultivation is to he
tiicd IN this county.
Y0UR bread tray is often shortened
by too many dog Trays.
4 FLOWER not admired by the Cath
Ollie. Hyacinthc.
WHY GRAVES yawn" is because peo-
pie ,Ieel there, we suppose.
TuE Iii contains forty prisoners, five
OF whom are under close guard.
LIKE A shoddy merchant in hard
times t'c thermometer has gone up"
.So,,G of the night cditors-"We
WON'T g, home, till morning"
EyEnl wash-woman, this weather,
should be good white-washcr.
TIM business you have to split upi in,
before yuu succeed, is cutting wood
nN BNRD is the sparkling blade who
quilts the paragraphs for the Waco En-
nminrr
\ "Roat' heavily loaded, stuck in II
mud hole, opposite the market house,
Yesterday.
BAacocK, the light gazelle of the
Nunialia Route, went Boreal-ward yes
terday.
In rs estimated that five million feet
Of fencing has been put up in Dallas
county tais spring.
The male member of the poultry
family il, festive cuss. He never goes
out without his COCKTAIL.
lr is easier for one of their wagons
to 40 through the eye of their needles,
than for Dallas sewing machine man
to get to heaven.
AN Indian arrested for being "drunk
and DowN'' would be more properly
presented to His Honor for being
drunk and LO.
DALLAS tailOrs are busy inserting
hucksl,iu arm-pits. Counting over the
fence is making demand for this ma
terial
WE lhink of employing young lady
for one department OF THE HERALD
Office. The late fashion has made them
(. ,as.ch capital paper-folders.
particular attention ofour read
INEtiia,4is directed to the communication
of "A Democrat" Its strong sense and
trenchant logic should commend it to
every Democrat in the State.
BY removing piece of the flooring
aud excavating the earth =. sufli-
Gent o. admit of the passage of the
Sodies 3, 'eral of the prisoners confin-
ed in the lock up made their escape
last niyht. This is number two. Set
lem up.
THE Parsons Weekly Herald is new
exchange. 1t has the dash of jockey,
i the humor of jester, and the polish of
4 a Chesterfield, and is as full of news as
1 am iuviolated comb of honey is of
! sweetness.
III we can't be President we would
like to own small rat-terrier and q
cowhidp ia the last stages of size, and
accidentally (of course,) thrash the dog
several times in broad day light, in the
presence If Il crowd.
TmG !oc.I editor of the Dallas Herald is q
afsf class vii, and nils his column with good
siings $. hitli we take great pleasure In steal
ing St. Louis Globe.
We Thought we had game enough
of this kind to attend to in Texas, but
we find vel have to go to Missouri to
do some shooting
THE lady who tapped her husband
gently with fan at party the other
night, and said Love, its growing late,
! think we better go home is the same
one who after getting home shook the
rolling pin under his nose and said, you
internal old scoundrel you, ifyou ever
look at that mean, nasty elaborated
mackerel-eyed thing that you looked
Mt tonight, I'll bust your head wide
open"
TIrE farmers on the south side of the
river are urgently solicited to meet at
the Lisbon Union Church, on the Lam
caster rond, near "Five-mile," on Sat
urlay he 18th day of July. The OBJ
iect of ii, call is for the purpose of or
g,nizing Farmers Club, and it II
hoped that every farmer will be pres
ont. sE ettaats
A MAN in this city has due bill
given by "Old Hickory" to his creditor,
who was the father of its present
owner. The amount was refunded IN
full. And this reminds us that we
have duo bill, which if paid, will he
such curiosity to us that we shall
make q svccial provision in our will