The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-15
Chr 3lcW 4lorth.1t'rst.
ODSERV ATiO us.
~ MAX ADLER
From he SATURDAY. Evening Post.

From the Saturday Erenin: Post.
Mr. Brown. m Camden. wants n dlvorc"
from her husband on recount ot his brutal
ny. She .sys he never beats her; lr gives
her plenty "f money. he never refuse. 10 lei
her buy bonn",s. and he Processes I" love
her. bu, She cant s'ani y man VII" will
never keep step with her Brown j. tall
AVID >!c Is hot; aud somehow he can, gci
his leg. W. work right. They agreed :"
start of. Whenever they went walk with
thu left foot. bn, Brown generally forgot
AID led of with his Iiah, foot. and then.
while size WAS trying 10 &c, in step with
him. he would ny 10 catch step with her.
and AFR both 81 them had been .hutli:ny
Ground upon the pavement tor live minutes
or lin u mos, absurd manner. they would
60 ahead onl oi si"r just a. |" fore And
then. when Brown would cr':".v"r to take
short steps like here his cai was a. ridcn.
lous ~ i""xci'c ,.na,G and when she und
to lake hong strides like his. people stopped
and booked ut her in HE street and thought
the WAS crnyy. Then she's, sc i"iakc lw"
steps 'u his nnr. hui "a" found tina, one 81
his steps WA. ,qlgi 10 ~" and I. half "f
hers. ana who shc uhl",irk 10 make ,h,,
fractional nnmhcr ~ order I" keep up will,
him. he ftuNnt d NJ her AID taih, - il you're
g'im' ~ dance H., polk ,.mnzpuika upon III"
puhlc ,l.hway. I'm g'iu' home" So now
Mrs Brown want divorce She can't
stand it n; l'r,'r. /! is very .ai That the
happiness 81 ali aifcrinnn'c family and the
love IT two immortal souls should be dc.
strnyrd Ivy any cause. but particular, is i,
melancholy That +" much misery should hc
created by the nbominah!c inahjus,,bili,y
and UbsiILacy of the legs Of u man tanned
Brown.
In one Of the sketches oi the career Of
the French Marshal. I,azainc. recently pub
lished in u daily paper, We find the state
mcnt that Baznine delights IN combat.
lie Is never hsrpirr than when the l.slcn
missiles of dealt, are whi,iling about him"
We have always hrli"vrd there Was d,f
ference between US aud Bazainr. and now
VIZ have discovered aha, II is. We j" not
~'"6"' =" ""s Wv wv NV
when the bullets whistle about us. Our
military experience hns not been - extend.
ell ~ Bnzsinc's. We we're only out with
the Pcnnsy wanna militia But yet We saw
enough to convince US that We would never
care much about standing IN I" the imm,.
nrnt and deadly BREACH" il there was
another man there with u gun who wanted
US to leave. aud that We would never ycarn
"to seek the bubble reputation ri the can
mons mouth" unless W. we're p0.i,ivcl,
certain that the cannon WAS emp v NJ
man is les afraid at = cannon than We m,r
when II is not loaded. We could stand ~
front Of one TOR yeats without the Quiv.r uf
SmusClc. But BAzainc is MT thus lie u
dIsc.,n-oAic and miserable aud billion, u.
less s'mel"iy is hanging NJ h,m with .
shot gun, or trying ~ STIR him mp between
the ribs viii, hnynn,,. Ills idea at Muv.
cry IL To stand still AMI let the enemy shoot
balls into his legs and blow him apart with
shells Ours is {" move "n r"' with rcck.
less haste. hut with ~ muri, .rc,d ~ IS ron
s's'crt with dignity aud II due rgs,d tor
the celebrity OF the foe About twelve m,Ic>
On hour was the fastest time our militia.
men male when they wanted to yet Oft the
field. They rXccllcd in falling back. II
Was our imv"rii" mnn1uvrc; hu, the blood.
thirsticst, veteran that ever plunged his
sword hilt deep IN human gore. could not
have advanced With g,,a'tt c,lmrcss than
We did when the enemy began ,n reIrcn,
BaZaine himself would have shci tears to
eec ~" writer dashiny around iIarr,sburgh
with his squad. frantic with cngr'ness ;"
slichihe blood al the C"nt.,l,lshs y no we've
al that moment crossing the Potomac river
sixty miles away.
The Tuiilrs aud the OFlukrs. nithn,gh
living next door 10 each other. are not "n
speaking terms. The Tu,tIcs. il seems,
claim ~ liz Of ar'st"cra,ic origin. " h,lr Mrs.
UFIukc, 1t Is well known. is the daughter
Vt = rcI, rug picker, md her husband IL
rich and Ignorant: SO the Tutilcs look
down Oh the O'Flukcs. and that makes the
OFl"krs mai. Ii may be- r. well Ia stale
that Mr. futile Is near sighted. aud thai
Mrs. O'Flukc no. only hns rcd hn,r. but the
eau carry q five hundred pound c.mking
stove up STAIRS without drawing MI exlx
breath The other day Tu'ic calhc home
. ii found. aS he thought. his little girl
making mud pics In the gutter ~ front Of
the house. As he had often forbidden her
u do this, he became angry. aud rushing II
her he picked her up ana began u spark
her IN " singul"'ly energetic manner. 1t ~
10 ucncd that hc was mistaken. II MAS
Mr. OFlukc's youngest child. and what
W, worse. Mrs. O'FIukc SAW him EMP.
lins She iabc. Those who were present
say that It Is perhaps probable that no red
haired woman ever came down stairs and
p'unced through n front dior o quickly
=, Mrs. O'FIukc did. since the sun first
sI.D,c upon n fallen world. Mr.. Tu,l!c
perceived his mistake just " she appeared
upon the scene. lie started Il run. aud slIc
pursued him. When the parade had gone
around the block n couple VI times Mr. rs
wind began IL fail, aud the warm haired
svcngcr WAS almost w to him. lie dar,ed
~ the alley aud tried to spring over his
b"k fence. lie had JUS. reached the top
when the infuria,cd O'tlukc arrived. She
seized him Ivy the ley and removed him sud.
denly from his rOust. Cot it epliiiIng
k'ndlinE wOUd." was what he told bis
friends the mex. dry when they inquired r..
spectiug the black and blue condition Of
his eye But Mrs. O'Flukc knows better,
and sl,e vl,uts nvnr the c,,cum.suoro