The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-03-07

Oregon creeks and lakes. This will
give us a chance to angle for these
aristocrntic little piscatorial cuddies
in few years.
II cost Dave Kelly, Of Lapwai.
$lO0 to find his lost dog. We could
spare him million mt cheaper
rate, If he would come down here.
Forbes, o well-knon California and
Nevada editor, has gone to Salt Lake
City, to stir up strife in Brigham's
harems, by means Of daily Gentle
paper.
Only 2 churches in Arizona Terri
tory. It don't make much differ
ence, however. as hardly anybody
wants to go to glory by the way Of
Arizona.
Salem woolen mills employ 90
hands. Don't you see what we would
gain by having one Of those institu-
tions in Albany? Hurry up the San
tiam "groove.
A Portland clergyman startled his
flock on Sunday evening by telling
them that "Hell was not 80 full of
men and women, rs men and women
are full of hell"
The first Chinese baby was born
in Arizona couple Of weeks ago,
and oil of the Territorial papers are
blowing about their unprecedented
increase in population.
All efforts to cultivate the Ameri-
can chestnut and hickory nut, in
California have failed. They seem
to have no difficulty in cultivating
"hard nuts" down that way.
The people OF the Pringle neigh
borhood, south OF Salem, recently
organized wolf club, which numbers
about twenty members. l.. NJ. Her
rem is President, and T. L. Davidson,
Secretary.
In land dispute ut San Buena-
ventura, CAL, last Monday, Geo.
Hargsand shot Geo. Martin, and
then the indignant citizens strung
Hargsand up to tree. Thus ended
the chapter.
Miss Cannon, OF San Francisco, is
now eclipsing Laura Fair. She last
Saturday shot at man who seduced
her eight years ago! 1t seems to US
that's rather an old thing to make n
fuss about now.
The Yamhill Reporter makes its
appearance with patent outside, F."
ons-half Of the paper being printed
in Frisco. Tits is the first enter
prise of the kind we have ever no.
ticed in Oregon.
The Salt Lake Mining Journal has
received some sermons of Brigham
Young too obscene to publish, but
proposes to send them to Washing
ton TO be distributed through the
halls of Congress.
At Candy Station. last week,
Thos. Fennamore. a brakesman,
was run over by six cars. masbing
,tis leg to a jelly and fracturing his
kft arm. The leg was arnputated,
but he will hardly live.
Mrs. Lyon. Of Nevada. tried the
experiment with pistol that wasn't
loaded. She is now Lyon on her
back and the doctor thinks she stands
a fair chance OF wearing "a crown
upon her forehead" shortly.
l.. S. McComas writes to the Gov
ernor that the people of Union
county want arms with which TO
protect themselves against a threat
ened outbreak OF the Nez Perce and
Snake Indians in Wallowa valley.
Rev. d. X. Nesbit, of Corvallis,
assured his congregation the other
day that there were plenty of church
members, good enough in general
way at home. but who, when absent,
are notorious gamblers and libertines.
The 18th OF this month is the day
appointed to hold precinct meetings
to elect delegates to the County Con-
vention, which will meet on the 2sth
to elect delegates to the State Farm
ers' Convention, to be held April
10th.
The editor of the Humbolt (Nev.
Register thinks he was slighted be-
cause on his recent visit to Union
vile, better known as "Elopement
Canon" he had only three offers
from the ladies of that town to
clone.
Mrs. John Myers. Yamhill wo-
man, got a lively start last week by
going into Lafayette saloon, pro-
curing a bottle of whiskey and going
on On old fashioned bust. She is
thought to be crazy, as she and her
husband are at loggerheads.
A horriable outrage was perpetra-
hted upon an italian lady at Ogden,
Utah, last Sunday. A ruffian,
named Robert Lee, under pretence
of assisting the victim in removinp