Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-06-02
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.EEDEC.gE.
BALTIC. LOOK HOSPITAL,
pr. seEzGsTON,
Physician of this celebrated institution has dig:
covered tie most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
Euectual Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness Of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection @i the Kidneys or Bladder, 1nyoIun-
Nervousness. Dyspepsia, Languor, Low Spirits,
Confusion of Ideas, JsipitAton OF the Heart
Timidity, TreIn'1!ing, DimneSs Of Sight, or Gid
di1css, Disease Of che Head, Throat, y ose or
Skin, Affections Of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowe!s-taose terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary I:abiis Of Houth-sccret and sol
itary practices more fatal 20 their victims than
the songs ofthe 81 re;s 10 the Mariners of Ulys-
scs, bliga;;nS their ncSt brilliant hopes or an
ticipat!ons, &c "....
.. 80 YOUNG MEN.
Espoo;sll7 who hayo become tho victims of
Solitary Nice, and dreadful and destrucllye
habits which annually sweep to an untlmely
grave thousands Of young men OF TIE most c1
aitcd talents and brilliant intc!lcct, who might,
otherwise have orLr4nced listening Senates with
the thunders OF cloGuence or walked to oxtac-
the living lyra, may call with full confidence.
-.sa CARRIAGE.
Married persons, or Young Men contemplate
ing iaarrii:c nUarc 0f Physical W aaEness
Loss Of Procroa.iyc pQtcncy,l = er-
vous Excitahilty. Pal ritstion, Organic Weak
ness, Nervous i}ebl!ity, or any otacr Dls1uall'
ca:ion, speedily reIiey"d.
lie wEc piaces h!!nsclf under the care OF DIR d.
may rc!igiousiy co;.:de III his nonoT as gentle
man, ard confidently rely upon his Skill! rs
physician.
CERAMIC WEAKNESS.
immediately cured ant Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Affection (which renders life
miserable and marriage impossibic-ls the
nenalty paid by the victims OF I'aproper lnduis-
encies. IcunS person: arr too apt to commit
excuses from 10. being vv'arc .: the dreadful
consequences that may cn:uo. Nov, who that
uniersLan is the subject viii pretend &c deny th:t
the nat,ira? n9Eers are los. by tno:e iati-
Ing into ;.a!.-oqcr habits .o&,! b. tho prudent
Bcs:ics being deprived Of the pleasurcnf healthy
offspring the most serious ard destructive sylnp-
toms Of ibotA boAy sra mind arise The system
hocu,acs dcra.ge<i !hc Physical and Mental
Functions weakened. iIoss Of Procrea.ive Power
Nervous, lrsitAbi!ity dyspepsia, Pa pta;lon OF
the uesrt, Indigestion. Constitutional Debility,
and Wasting otthe Frame, Cough 'o"sump-
tion Decay and Deatil.
4 CUnE WARRANTED III TWO DIX
Relief in Six Hours! No Acrcury
Persons ruined ty Ignorant TriIing Pretendcrs
and tlair Deadly Poison, should apply hnme-
d;ste.y.
DR.. JOHNSTON.
Mc.uber Of the Royal College of Surgery of
Lcnlion, Graduate % one .: the Most cnAcit
Colleges in the United States, and the greater
nart Of whose life has been spent IN the hospl-
tsls of London. Paris, Philade!phis and else
whore. hss elected some oi the mos. astonishing
cures that were eyer known; many troubled with
ringing in the hend and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, bclAg alarmed 1T sudden SOUNDS,
bashlulncss with frequent b!usllHg, attended
son otnes with arrangement Of poiHd, were
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. !. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence snd solitary
habits which ruin both body and mind, Uniting
them for eiihor business, study, society or mar
ri&Se.
These are some Of the sad and melancholy ef-
fects produced by the earl habits OF youth, VIZ:
Weakness of the Back and Limbs fnlr!s IN the
Head. Dimness of Sight, Loss of muscular Pow
cr, Palpitation Of tEa Heart Dyspepsia Nervous
Irritubiiity, Dcraly cement Of the Digestive Func-
tions, General Debility, oy:nto!ns o. tonsunlp-
ton, sc.
are much to be droejpd. Los: o! Memory, Con-
fusion of Idcus, Depression of Spirits, Evil Fore
bodings, Aversion TO Society, Self Dstrust, Love
Of Solitude Iimiti'y, &C. are some Of the evils
produced
Thousands Of persons Of al agcs csn no" Judge
wbst is the cause OF .hec declining he.ltn losing
their vicor, becoming weak. pale, nervous and
emaciated having singular appearance ,hout
the eyes, cough End symptoms OF Consumption.
. YOUNG MEN
who have injured themselves by q certain prac-
tice already described, . habit Frequently learn
ed from evi! companions or 81 school. the effects
Of which arc nightly felt, even when asleep: AID
ifnot cured, renders marriage impossible and
destroys both MIND :!ad DoCy Shoo!n &Pply I'M
mcdiacly.
What pity that B young man, the hope OF
his country, tho pride oi MS parents, should be
snatch ed from al prospects and enjoyment of
life By the consequence Of deviaa.ng from the
path Of nature, and indugiEg in perncious
habits Such pc.soDs InIsi before conltomplat-
ing. .. ,r.,,.,,co |
Reflect tbs. . acurd mind and bod! arc tho
most necessary requisites 10 promote connubial
happiness. Indeed, without these tho journey
through life becomes 8 weary pil2r!nacc, tho
prospect hourly inrEGns tc the Viuw, tho mind
becomes shadowed with despair, and filed with
tho 1neianchoy reflection tGut the happiness of
another is b.ightcd with our own.
DISEASES OF IMPkUDENCE.
Whom the misguided and imrrudcnt votary #
pleasure finds that he hns inibIbcd the seeds Of
this painful tscssc, II TOO "itcA hipFols tht'l sn
itiiued sense OF shame or dread Of disc very de-
tiers him from applying to t:,osc vino, from ciu-
cation and responsibility, can 3 lone b"fr;cnd hln
delaying till the constitutional symptoms OF the
horrld disease makes lner appcar&nce such as
liberated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs dimness Of sight,
deafness, nodes on tac shin bones and srIns'
blotches on the herd, face and eytrenites pro-
crossing With irlghtful T#p!dity, til at lss; the
nalatc Of the mouth or the bones Of ihH nose
fnll in. and tho victim Of this awful dsessc be-
comes e. horrld object of coInmisserasion till
dcath puts b period to nis dreadful suffering, by