Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-03-06

says that at the next masquerade at
that place he will chalk his head and
go as a billiard cue!
Horse Bills can be printed at this
office. Give US a cali when you want
that kind of printing. Our terms are
reasonable.
The "beautiful snow" keeps coming
by installments, but it isn't SO beauti-
full as it is in poetry. 1t does well
enough there.
Three men undertook the. feat of
walking a mile in the snow barefoot
ed in Indiana recently. They won't
practice their eject any more.
A mischieyous young boy put some
nftro=glycerine in his sisters hustle
one day Just before She went down
town. He's now ansonly child.
1t is, said that handling greenbacks
is a means OF transmitting small poN
from one person to anether.s7 We
feel safe.
Our subscription list is steadily in
oreasing by the addition of new sub
scribers. We can supply all who de-
sire the DEMocRArat So per year for
single subscribers, or at $3.50 in clubs
of ten orsmore. Send themin.
j. H LoNe, Esq., of the '1ndepend-
ent," Hamilton, O., paid us a friendly
visit one day last week. Mr.. Long
prints a neat and very good journal,
and we are glad to know that it is in
a fourishing condition.
Rents are high, money scarce, bust
ness dull, is the universal complaint
in u exchanges. Well, have we not
the good times the Radicals promised
the people before the election last fall !?
The "devil" on a Morgantown pa
per lighted the fire the other morning
with lamp oil. Heis now the baldest
headed ~devil" in the State of West
Virginia.
Nebraska has 6,000 Indians too lazy
to work, steal or die, and the authori-
ties think of offering some kiudso of a
reward foran epidemic that viii
sweep them off into the happy hunt
ing grounds.
The most benignant and, to all ap-
pearances,s the most cody of all the
Shermans has: stained5tfle judicial en-
mine by his Creditor go1d.A If the
righteous scarcely be saved, where
shall the dngodly and sinner appear?
we dop4 belieee the ice trade will.
amount to muchathis summer. We
heard afeIo that the ground
was frozen sixteen feet down! If
that's the fact,itzwiu not thaw out
before next August.
IF eur County Commissioners win.
do something with the Old Town,
Clock, We believe there is not a man,
woman or child1in Eaton, or that
comes to town, but what would
praise them. What say you gentle
men?
1t is stated that the question involv-
ed in Judge Green's opinion on the
Adair liquor law, will be carried to
the Supreme Court. A prominent
Temperance gentleman states that five
thousand dollars is readg for the pur-
pose. ns7
Isaac admits that it was a dirty
piece of business to embellish his pa
per with a f'tumble-bug," but he was
fit for the occasion. Very well, Isaac,
an "honest confession is good for the
soul.p Take our hat.
The Stock Sale on Saturday last
was the best attended one we have
had for a long time, and things went
off like hot cakes. There was a larger
offering and better stock than ever
before. It,takes place every first Sat-
urday in the month.
A country customer entered a well
known shoe store the other day, and
on being asked by the gentlemanly
proprietor what number he wore, re-
piled: "Why, two, of course" and
seemed inclined to be indignant with
the store-keeper for asking such a
foolish question.
"Cock Robin"-Second Edition.
"who killed the Radical party 2" at"
said Old Hoax, ~ went it hearty.
With shovel and spade, I made the
raid, that killed the Radical party.
AS my names Cakes Ames, 1 gave it
deaths palms."
of Fever reach Heaven" said DR..
Watts, 81 expect to find three wond-
ers there list. The presence of some
that 1 had not thought to see there.
I'd. The absence of some whom 1 had
expected to meet there. 81. The great
est wonder of all will to find myself