The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-01-25
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| THERE are 3,7e5 candy stores III
Paris.
FRANCE and Germany are not going
! to beat each other any more, but both
are going into beet-sugar tremendously
ADVICE gratis for the close of the
year-If a man s business is entirely
run down, the best thing he can do
is to wind it up.
IT is estimated that four hundred
yards of tulle went up the isle on the
six bridesmaids at fashionable we'd
ding in New York recently.
| A MICHIGAN heifer lately bonneted
herself with q swill barrel, and then
went to the nearest river and drowned
herself
HENRY WARD BEEoHER says: Don't
whip the children if they Singer and
laugh during prayere:z@-t d n think 1t
hurts prayer to laugh. gEeu Fl
The toroD of General r. E. Lee Is to
be snrmounted by a reeumbent statue
of Vermont marble. i
BARON JAMES RoTHsCHILD has left
one million francs, the interest Of which
is to be devoted to paying house rent
for INDECENT families in Paris.
Mrs VAN Corr, the Methodist re-
vivalist, is preachingin Massachusetts,.
Miss MARTHA SPINKs is the name Of
wholesale pork dealer in Hamilton,
| Ohio.
JOHN WISE, the balloon man, Is con
structing large air vessel N which he
proposes 70 sail across the Atlantic. ''
BROOKLYN is to be presented with
bronze bust OF John Howard Payne, the
author Of Home Sweet Home" r.
Woodruff & CLAFLIN have not been
invited to attend the annual convention
of the National Woman Suffrage Asso-
citation, which meets IN Washington
February Is. .4ao g,..-....e 5......
EDWARD ULMAN, of ST. Louis, has
sued Solomon Landeker for SO, 600,
to cover the failure of Miss Landeker
to we'd as she had promised. He says
the father was the cause of IT
Two AMERICAN tourists are reported
to be under arrest IN st Petersburg 70.
defacine works of art IN the Imperial
Museum. ai@ eltf
The Morning Post Of London lately
| celebrated its first centennial birthday
by devotlng half its space to remlnls-
cences of men and things one hundred
years ago.
PROF. TYNDAII will not take any
American money home with him. He
intends to give mp all he has made here
| TO some scientific Institution n this
country.
ALoNzo D. MORGAN. son of Edwin B.
Morgan, one of the principal owners of
the New York Times, died, last week,
at his fathers residence in Aurora. near
Auburn, \. Y. -T-aH2 g ana aa.t.4r,.t
SACRAMENTO wants help to build a
cooperative dlstiliery III which the
stockholders consume their own man
utactures, and are buried by the town
when life's ttful fever and ague Is o er-
The uniform of the members of the
q Bachelors German, at Washington
is said to be black silk stockings
pumps, and an opera hat the last to be
carried under the arm. at1- u H
MISS TACKBURy, Q spirit medium of
Raleigh, n. c., permits her mouth to
be sealed before entering her cabinet
after which hobgoblin voices and blue
| lights do their weirdest,.
81 WISH you would pay little atten-
ton to what | am saying, sir. roared
an Irate lawyer at ala exasperated wit
ness. Well, | am paying IS little as
/ can, was the calm reply.
THERE were 6,267 marriage licences
issued III Chicago during the year 1872,
| but IT viii be four months vet before
the authorities con get the list Of di
yorces granted figured mp, and they
are working day and night at 1T, too,
A PRINCE. and q son-ip-law of lisa
bella. ex-Queen Of Spain. was sum
moned upon jury Ill Rome the other
day, He refused, saying he could not
be troubled about such trifes The
Judge fined him LOCO lire
ALGERNoN FIrz JAMES swelled around
the city of Charleston for a month or
so, borrowed money, danced with the
first society, and was then arrested by
the sheriff as Dick Brown. charged
with stealing two hundred dollarn'
worth Of old copper.
PRoF. BAHR, the we'll known editor
of Herodotus, has died IN Heidelberg.
! Germany. Re was seized with apo
plexy while at q banquet given to ceIe
/ brate the Centenary of the birth of
Godfrey Hermann, and expired the
same night.
\ COLORADO pig rooted into can of
nitro glycerine and devcured twenty
pounds of the frozen mixture. HIS
owner, by filing his pen with feather
beds. and not permitting anything to
Jar his nerves, hopes to keep the porker
entire until 1t viii be safe to kill him.
RECENTLY at trial of considerable
interest III Rome. where the court room
was crowded, the pickpcckets let loose
| a trained bird, which sailed around the
heads Of the audience, attracting their
| attention, giving ample time for The
p1ckpockets to relieve the pockets OF
the audience.
THERE are hints IN the New York
papers that the annexation of Brook
Ign cannot long be deferred, aud GER
tainly the East River bulge, which
will certainly be followed Icy Others,
will have the effect TO briAg the two
cities into still nearer relations with
each other
CHARLES LAMB says a speaker should
not attempt to express too much, but
should leave something to the magma
ton of his audience: and he tells how,
being called on to return thanks for a
20, H. l. 4.