The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-10
GOSSIP

One Eastern firm turns ont 8. 600 600 fine
combs per annum. aa Dill
An exchange says: "Now is the season
for boys with worms to go a-Hshng." .olaal
i You cannot jump over a. mountain. br i
step by step takes you to the other side.
= A lady call the little memoranda the
butcher sends in with the meat "pencilinps
by the weight" @' @.'.-.
53L Eeaht pJaaras-9 vre.f hanrqn9 agaf i
1t is said that iron Is good tonic for debll
itated young ladies. It may be SO but
ironing is better one. vf} ag8 v4u8 !.
ArPittsburg coroner makes no charge
where he sits on q young man who parted
his hair in the middle. He says that his per-
sonal satisfaction Is enough without tue fee
Rev George w. Smith, . well known
Methodist minister In Louisville. believes
that he has solved the problem OF successful
aerial navigation. and he proposes to emon-
Strste 1t. .
hUa h8fnI n.09o2 3se5 otis ~a.h9I
l. Mis- Greeley wants to get copies of all the
the letters her father ever wrote. Whoever
has any is requested to forward them to
her, and she Will take copies and faithfully
return the original.
Nashville's oldest inhabitant Is m UGH inter
ested in BryaEt's Homer" bscause. as he
says, although be didn't know Ajax person.
ally, he was very well acquainted with A..
Jackson, and voted tor him for President.
Never put much confidence in such as put
no confidence in others. man prone to
suspect evil Is mostly looking in his neigh.
Dor tor what he aces in hipself AS to the
pure all things are pure,cven SO tothe impure.
all things are impure.
| pa a horse.chcstnut tree in Har ttord. Conn.
has distinguished itself by en- eccentric habit
| OF hlossomng on opposite sides In alternate
years for twenty mine years past exceps that
every seventh year / has blossomed and
borne nuts all over.
little boy in Georgetown ran into the
house, the oiher day, crying at the TOP of
his voice because another little boy wouldn't
let him put mud on his head with single.
Some children are just like their parents no
accommodation about them.
According to the regulation of the Post
Office department, letters addressed to mi
tails, though the street and number are given,
are not delivered by carriers, but must be
called for at the general delivery. The same
rule is 10 force in relation to postal cards.
The other day countryman ,ked one OF
B&Fnum's men, "Where is the mummy ?''
The latter replied, "He is dead" and the
inquirer passed on pertec tly satisfied, Tor he
couldn't expect that Barnum could prevent
an occasional death among his curiosities.
"An English barrister,'' we are told. "can
Tot, like an American, adver tise in the news.
papers. He is FORBIDDEN by etiquette to So
Iicit briefs 1t is queer kind of profes
sional etiquette which requires a man to
stsTVe or TO steal rather than to solicit bus
Here is the old, old story again. Jane
Rogers, miner, undertook to thAw ont a
can OF nilro-glycerine in a blacKsmith
shop. The blacksmith shop is not there any
more, and shattered foot found a Quarter
of nile distant looks like one James used
to wear. People who profess to know sbout
such things are fully convinced that the can
was thawed out.