The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-08-21

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"A worthy farmer beiag tsksd Il =
daughter. reaally married, was living
with bin. replied. No, sirl When enc
ofmy girls sparms sbe must huut her
uuH hIFe.
"A remarkably dirty mau stepped in
faas ~ 5 smAIl boy sitting 90 fence
exposing 70 have some fun by chatting
bln. he aid. How much % son weigbt
Tie answer was, Wei, about s. much as
yuB w0uld ifyou we're washed.
"A Youth and maiden were dancing
uhe laBccfs. In course 81 tlls insane con-
yegaaou which the dance neoessitaies,
be took 10 questioning bef as to Der &C
eompislmcuis DO YOU paint be ask
"a. he wonders what on earth she got
mad about
There was a greai delicaey in the man
uer ia which foreigner having friend
hung Ia ibis country, broke the iutelli-
gence 10 bis relation on the other side Of
toe water lie wrote As follows Your
brother bad been addressing large meet
log Of citizens, who had manifested the
deepest interest In bin, whsn the plat
form on which be stood being, as was
subsequently ascertaincd very insecure,
gave way owing to which lie fell aud
broke bis neck
During ine starlight evening lately,
lhrce. year-old philosopher after a silent
and apparently profound scrutiny Of the
heavens, asked his mother abruptly,
Where do the stars come from2
Mamma, replied Willie, | don't know
where the stars come from.
Well, you bet do. The moon laid
them.
Papa didn't you whip me once foI
biting Tommy
Yes, my child and you hurt him very
much ........
Well then Papa YOU ought to whip sis
ter's music teacher, too; be Bit sister
yesterday afternoon right on her mouth
and know II burt her, because she puI
her arms around bis neck aud tried t
choke him.
Martha, does thee love me asked Q
Quaker youth OF one at whose shrint
his hearts hoiost feelings had offered
up.
Why Seth, answered she, we arr
commanded to love one another are w
uotf
Aye, Martha, And does thee regard m'
with the feeling that the world CALI
love?
hardly know what to tell thee Seth
have greatly feared my heart was al
erriug one. have tried to bestow nj,
love on an; but have sometime
thought, perhaps thee was getting NOR
than thy share ..
Rev Mr. A., of Vt, was cale
upon one day BY member OF his cburc
who was by no means handsome man
but very pious christian. Ailer a
hour Of pleasant conversation with til
good minister aud his wife ho bid ther
good-day, and as he passed into th
st, the minister said to his wife, Mrs
--, Bro c. is think an exeu
plary christian.
But he IL awful homely chimed in littI
Eddie who had been sitting In the cor
uer listening to the conversation. Eddi,
said bis good mother, God made Mr.
- Wen II Is my opinion he didn
make a very good job oft.
"A young married friend tells a goo
Joke on himself perpetrated by hit
three year old pride Of the family. 81
Is the ouly pledge of love that has twin
cd itself around the hearts and affection
OF himself aud wife. 4 few evening
since a minister visited the family Al
remained until after tea. At the tab
tho reverend visitor asked the blessil
aad tho little one opened her eye, to Il
fullest capacity IN startled wondermet
She could not understand what bad be,
done, aud IL was with great persnasi,
on the par; Of The mother that kept b
qnietduring the timo they were at the I
bic When they left IL She walked up
the minister for whom she hsd formed
great friendship aud said
What did you say at the table beio
we commenced eating?
My little darling, ] thanked God
his goodness in givlngus to eat, 30 '
might grow and be strong.
papa don't say that,
Wha, docs your papa sayy
Papa says Godallmighly whata ST
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