The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-07-03
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= A genius is popularity supposed to be
one who can do anything except make liV-
ing.
= 1t takes two boys to go to school nova
days-one to study and the other to carry the
books.
= Josh Billings says, very truly: "You'd
better not know so much, than to know 80
many things that amt so."
Somebody's party is going to get hurt be-
fore the fight between monopoly and production
is ended, says the Chattanooga Times.
"A Western paper states that Congress.
man William Williams, of Indiana, has turned
over his back pay-to Mrs. Williams.
-Ex-Judge Lawrence, the defeated candi-
date for the Illinois Supreme bench, has re-
sumed the practice of law in Chicago.
- The Ohio farmers are preparing for
State convention. The Administration is NOV
ing heaven and earth to "save the State" in
October.
1t is curious fact that while beaux are
permitted to go on in the way they are bent,
bellies are expected to go in the way they are
| told
An English female witness promptly de-
fined courtship to be Cooking at each other,
taking hold of each others hands, and all that
kind of thing"
An old woman of Liverpool, Ohio, "didn't
want 'em to take any trouble after she was
dead; but, if it was just the same, she'd like
to be buried with her spectacles on"
1T is usually the case that those who
preach loudest and longest about the vanity OF
riches, never have had much experimental
knowledge of the vanity of poverty.
- Saws the Buffalo Courier: "There IS
more real life and spirit in the movement of
the Western Oranges than in all the other
politics of the Union added together"
"A father in Massachusetts, who grew i'm
patient at the prolonged stay of an ardent
admirer of his daughter, entered the room and
invited the young man to remain to breakfast.
The young man declined the invitation. :,
| This is from the pen of the talented local
editor of the Marietta Journal: 1--WE know
nose nose that no other knows, meath starry
eyes, DER ruby lips it grows, that for grace and
beauty would tempt the poet and hold the
sculptor in admiring gaze Yet that nose how
it can snore."
| "A dealer in artificial eyes, who thought he
had found handsome business opening in the
far West, has been utterly ruined, it is said, by
competitor who has devised process tor
hardening and preserving the unclaimed natu-
raj optics which are swept out CT the different
bar rooms every morning.
- Young lady-to beau of whose company
she is getting tired-"I hope you're not nerv-
GUS, because that clock has a queer effect on
people. All my gentleman acquaintance start
when it strikes ten, and it's just going to
strike, so if you're nervous perhaps you'd bet
ter 60 before it begins." He went.
"A correspondent of the New York Sun
declares that there are great many bad
women connected with the Departments at
Washington. This is very likely, but as
the men connected with the Departments are
down quite as dangerously with the same com
plant, what's the use of making fuss about
it?
- This, from the St. Paul Pioneer states a
fact of the highest Importance to the future
good of the country in very few words: 1T
IS felt by thousands of both Republicans and
Democrats that they are separated politically
by name rather than substance; that their
interests are identical, and that in the cause
of reform they ought to act together"
= The Lawrence (Kan.) Tribune remarks
that "the independence Of the Republican
press is an encouraging sign of the times.
We do not remember to have ever read so manly
free, bold, and unchallenged criticisms on par.
ty, party action, and party nominations as till
the Republican press since the adjournment OF
the last Congress-"
= There is physician up town who paid
attentions to young lady for nearly year,
and then, when she refused him, he sent her a
bill for the visits, one hundred and ffty-four
visits, at one dollar and half visit He
saws business is business, and he is not going
to waste opportunities like that while the city
is as healthy as it is now.
"A German Psychologist has discovered
that tobacco smoking by boys interferes with
the molecular changes coincident with the dc,
velopment of tissues, and makes the blood
corpuscles oval and irregular at the edge"
Any parent can thus ascertain if his boy
smokes by taking out a handful of the corpus
cles and observing the edges.
= "Do YOU like chickens ?" asked remark
ably modest Nashville youth of his sweetness,
as he was walking about two feet from her on
his way to church, Sunday night. Certainly
/ do" she replied; "why do you ask such a
question as that?" because I thought if you
liked chickens, you wouldn't object to taking a
wing" and he crooked his arm in an irresistible
manner. Sweetness took wing.
1t is an erroneous impression, which pre-
walls to q great extent, that farmers have a
right to shoot or ipjure dogs or other stock
which may trespass on their property. The
law will not uphold man in shooting the dog
or fowls of his neighbor, simply because they
are trespassing on his land, or, in other words,
no one is allowed to take the execution OF the
law into his own hands. His legal remedy is
in claim fer damages against the owner OF
the offending stock.
A farmer called at store one day, and
the following dialogue ensued: Farmer-"Got
any cow-bells" Clerk-"Yes, step this way"
any larger?" Clerk-"No, sir; the large ones
are all sold" Rusticuss started off and got as
far as the door, when the clerk called after
him: "Look here, stranger, take onc of these
bells for your cow, and you won't have any
trouble in finding her, for when you hear her
bell you will always know she can't be far off,
The logic was irresistible, and the farmer
bought the bell.
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