The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1873-01-16
WYERE THE LlUGH COMES ~.

How do we know know II house il
often hungry? Because we see thu
chimney swallow flies.
4 Miss APPLE tried to commit suicide
at Mariposa, California, lately. She
must have been be-" cider" self
BosToN has smoking cars on'its steet
railways and contcmplates putting on Il
few hog cars for those that chew.
san FRANcIsCo milk is 30 badly
adultcrntcd that the COWS blush to think
their names are used to cover SO vile Il
fraud.
INK made from India rubber is the
latest invention. 1t will be used mainly
by writer's who are inclined to " stretch
IL story.
MRs. TmROCKMoRToN married the
Baron Lcmmc in New York. They want
od her to marry some one else, but she
said: "Lcmme alone"
A SYRACUSE girl snorcd 80 loud Mt
the opera that the man at the brass viol
was discharged for saving too heavily
at the guttcral chord
CArIroRNlA housewives dascribe soda
as "that ere stuff which you put in bis
cults to make 'em get up and Grecian
bend themselves.
Ir IS now claimed that the architect
of the great "Chinesc WALL was Il
woman but II woman wouldn't do any
thing to keep wen out in that way.
"NIRs. TooMucH, where's your hus-
band ?" "He's dying, marm, and |
don't wish any body to disturb him @
A very considcratc woman, that.
SINCE the Chinese of the Pacific slope
held their annual devil drive last
month, it is said there is need of moro
laboring men in the Chicago vineyards.
WHEN new town is started on the
plains, Chicago drummers camp out and
wait for the new stores to be completed,
to sell the owners Il bill of goods.
THERE are said to be very good
reasons for supposing that sentimental
Young ladies' who write poems about
death and the grave, have holes i'll their
stockings.
SOME Of the Albany papers are keep
ing an account of those who JON the
church. They have one name on their
lists, so far, and hope to get another be-
fore long.
THREE hundred cheese disappeared
from Western factory, the other day,
and the proprictors don't know whether
they have "strayed' or been " stolen. W
IN Iowa II man can not remember
where he hid Il coffee pot full of silver
during the war, and has nearly scratched
every hair out of his head trying to
think about it.
INFLATED rubber bustlcs are the
latest popular whim in fashion. 1t takes
u young husband with weak lungs halt
nm hour to blow his wife up to fash
ionablc rotundity.
A KENTUCKY huckster has over his
stall this impressive moral injunction
"Any Man or Boy that takes one APPEL
Without Leafc is little Roge in his
own Harte. y
HERE are thirteen shot-guns with
women at their butt ends prowlinS
around the Western States, looking Tor
truant husbands, and their naughty
feminine companions.
A New ALBANY man, with hiteeh
daughters and twelve sons, IS hgurinS
as to whether it will be cheaper to NIX
ND nm arsenic stew, or use kerosene Tor
kindling-wood in his house.
"CoME, don't be timid, said couple
of snobs to two mechanics sit down
and make yourselves our equals. 40
do that we should have to blow our
brain ont" replied one OF the me-
chanics.
WARyaD by the cold snap ot the pass
people are preparing themselves Tor the
winter, and heavier and warmer sleeve
buttons are in demand. Z" 1t is easier
to take care OF the health than it is to
recover it.
"Do YOU think it safe my dear, SAID
husband 10 his wife, % for me to take
off flannel when it looks like spring 2
3 L" Perhaps, sir, replied the wife, "but
, never saw any flannel that looks like
spring"
. A CoNsECrIcuT sexton prevents tii"
: congregation from shifting about anu
r changing seats by dextrously applying
, a COB OF pitch to their persons ~ ',','
: enter the sanctuary. Ho says the
church is no place to fool around H.