The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-04-04

ordinary 1875: lo~.niddi{nF }sJf: hid
ding l9L; receipts 3,7Il bsios; sSles
1900; stock 198. us. 3.
BosHoN, April 8 Mo business ia cot.
ton today; fast day; receipts l. 400 bales:
stock $4,000.
GAIvRsroN. April 3.-Cotton secms
hrmer-good ordinary 18; receipts 66l
bales; sales 500; stock 81, ,Ot9. y7,t..l
WILMINGTON, April 8.-lOotton dsm-
middiing 1S1; receipts 80 bales; sales
BILL ARP ON rHz RaoK-Hz; IP1KAns
A1DERMAN1c Dur1Ks At 2 1NlifiafB MoHN.
ING. Bill Arp, editor cE ths' 'Ro~s, Gon-
sus'ciaI, has been swimming around the
OoupSil Chambers ey cry night during
the inundation OF bis city, and here's
what oomes OF his being out:
EVERY night! Hero il is hall.past
i o'clocki Ics "a wonder you como home
'at alll What-do-you-think-a wo-
man--is made for? I do believe if 4
robber was to oome spd carry me of
yop wonldn.t care a-.Whst 10 il you
say? City Council business muss be at.
tended toi How 10 T know you 10 to
the City Council? Does the City Coon.
oil meet every night7 They don't
meet bot or ce week in New York.
But I suppose Rome ia 4 more imnor.
tant place. Oh. yes, ont Of every night
Twelve o'clook-1 o'clock-2g O'Clock.
Here stay With the children al alone
lying awake half the night waiting for
you. Couldn't come homo any sooneri
Oi course you conldnt, il you didn't
want to. But know something; Jon
think don't. but 7 dp: That I. do. I
wish ! didn't. Where were you Monday
night7 Tell me that. The marshal told
me the City Council didn't meet That
night. Now what have you got to say?
Oouldn't get qnoruml Well. If You
couldn't. why didn't you come home?
Out every night--huuting fora
quorum. But you uouldn't hunt for mo
this late IL I was missing. Where were
you Thursday night and Friday night?
There was show in town, wasn't there?
What did you buy that bottle OF hair oil
for, and hide it? Oil for your hone, iu-
deedl Whoever heard Of hair oil for
whet-stone! So you think T didn't see
you in the other room brushing and
greasing your hair and looking in the
glass at your pretty self? 4 man ought
to be dtcen He ought, ought hel Yes,
indeed, man ought to, and derent
man will stay at home with his wife
sometimes and not be ont ever night.
How comes it that the City Council
didn't meet but twice month last year?
Trying to work it out Of debit Yes,
that's probable--vsry-laughing and
joking, aud smoking and swapping lies
will work dett Of, won't il? Now-I
Observation-Disclosures
you ACKNOWLEDGMENT
-night-busnessp Yer, I want TO know,
Oat e-v cry night. Oity Council, Free
Masons. shows, hair oil-and brush, aud
brush, and brush. until you've nearly
worn out the brush aud your head, too.
What is it you say? It helps yonr bnsi.
ness to keep up your social relationi All,
indeed! You've got relatione here at
home, sir. They need keeping up some,
should think. What, did you say
about catching it the other night at a
whist party? Fellows, its IL O'Clock,
but let's play while longer-we won't
catch it any worse when we get home.
A pretty speech for d-s-c.e-n-t man to
make. Catch It'll Oatch it'll Well, I in
tend you shall oatoh ia little. WHAT'S
that you say7 II I wouldn't fret you 40
you would stay at home morei Well,
sir, DO you stay at home first q few nights
and try it. Perhaps the frssting would
stop. Ont e-v-e-r-y hight because fret
yon go. What's that, sir? You know
ladies who ain's always scolding their
husbands! You do, do you? How come
you to know them2 What business had
you to know them? What right have
you to know whether other women fret
or not? That's always the way. You
men think all other women are eaints
bat your wives. Oh, yes-saints-
s.a:i.n-t.s. I'll have you to know, sir,
that there isn't woman in this town
that's more Of a saint than am. know
them all, sir-a heap better than you
do. You only see the sugar and honey
side Of them, and they-only see-the-
sugar -side-of-you. Now, sir, Just
want you to know that if you can't stay
at home more than you do, I'll leave
these children here to get burnt MP. and
I'll go out every night. When
poor woman gets desperate, why, sir,
she is-she is desperate, that's ali.
DANBURY NEWS NUGGETS was an
elegant trousseau the daughter of the
khcdive Of Egypt had, not elegant trow.