The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-11
THE LEAVES are leaving.
DAIJ,As needs a Workhouse.

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THE LEAVES are leaving.
DALLAS needs workhouse.
DRAKE, the actor, Is duck OF
poet.
DUST TO talk about next Saturday
John Robinson's saw-dust.
A SON Of ex-Queen Isabella, ofSpaln,
Is said to be residing in Dallas.
Bon, the barber, isgalninga first-rate
reputation as n dresser for children's
hair.
THE SIDE track of the Pacific road Is
tracked out three hundred feet
longer.
SOMEBODY wants us to get up an
almanac. For that, my dear sir, we
have no mack.
GRuFF November and sparkling May
have fallen In love, and November Is
now all sunshine.
IT SHOULD be remembered that
"Fanchonn with tour J cssle" in thetitle
role, is set for tonight.
DALLAS editors put neither glasses
on their noses, nor touch those to their
lips--with whiskey in them.
THERE will be meeting of the
Hook and Ladder Company tonight.
Every member Is expected to be pres
ent.
JUDGE HARE, of the Criminal court,
like sensible gentleman, dresses his
on the side. He takes no middle
ground.
THE WEDNESDAY matinee at Fields
Theater, with Beauty and the Beast"
as the attraction, is On everybody's
tongue.
DALLAS school boys are prompt at
the ring of the teachers bell. They
will be more prompt at John Robin
sons ring.
A COMPETENT teacher of languages,
Spanish, French and German, can
swell his purse by singing out his
single In this city.
A DALLAS man ordered programme
of dances printed on funeral notice.
He thought too much about the grave
diggers high land fling.
FIFTY cents STAYED off wedding
in this city, yesterday, for five hours.
The couple say now they never want
to see another fifty cents.
OLD uncle John, the venerable func-
tionary, who bosses the city garbage
cart, bushes like rose when you flat
teringly tell him that he always takes
care of every scent.
SOME fellow, who burned for excite
ment, wanted to contlagrate MIR.
Franks store Sunday night. The in
cipient mischief was discov cred at the
vital moment and extinguished.
We see great deal in the northern
papers about ''fine stock for the
South" From some we've seen in
Texas and in Dallas, 1t certainly don't
refer to The stock of politicians.
We learn from the most responsible
source that Tom Scott has abandoned
the further construction Of the Pacific
Road west of this city. Furthermore,
1t Is said that no road will he built to
the Pacific for ten years.
Two TURNIps, which just stopped
growing in time to keep from being,
In size, couple of prairie powders,
were sent to this Office yesterday by
Mr.. G. NJ. Worthington. They are
wonderfully large and tender.
Miss CECILIA Crisp's heroic spirit
sustained her all through the four rep
reservations of the Sea Of Ice, notwith-
standing she received cruel fall upon
the first night during the play, running
nail into her foot, as well as receiving
other wounds. There's Spartan nerve
for you!
A YOUNG lady in this city is study
ing the political history of this country
with the view Of taking the political
field during the next Presidential cam
oaign. For her services she will press
upon the successful candidate an APP.
pointment as Minister Extraordinary
to some Foreign Court.
A LIGHTED match was thrown IN
some straw next to the building occu
pied by Messrs. Hereford Bros, yester
day, by little boy who had been light
ing cigar. which at once burne,
briskly, and communicating with on
Of q dozen or two empty boxes, woul
have soon found its way to the build
Ing, but was discovered and extinguisf
ed In time by negro boy.
THREE suspicious looking youn
men passed our Office this morning
carrying each shotgun. About n
hour afterwards they were followed b