American citizen. [volume] (Canton, Miss.) 1864-1890, 1873-02-08

ALI death Is a life begun.
EVE was the first bone-a-part.


ALI death Is life begun.
EVE was the first bone-A-part.
GUILT FRAMEs.-Prison windows.
The condiment for late dinners-ketch-
up.
In TENTS ExcrrEMKNr.-Panic in a cir
Gus.
THE BEST FRoNTIspIRcE.-Anh honest
face.
WHAT sport is like girls gossip? Deer
stalking.
VESTED INTEREsT-Moncy in the waist
coat pocket.
"wKIGHr for the wagon" as the fat
lady sang.
WHY is man that can't NOW as good
as dead? Because he is no mower.
A CRIMINAL COURr.7Sparking another
mans wife.
MANY receive their creed as they do
their money, because they find it in circu-
lation.
In HEAVEN, beauty Is really what the
ancients called 1.-THE overlooking of De-
ity.
AFAcr.-Many a man, after making a
"bargain" in silk, has found that he has
got worsted.
A COMPLIMENT is something like kiss
through a veil. Pleasure sets her seal
there, even while hiding herself.
TEXAS complains of having too much
corn on hand, and is getting cotton crops
on foot for next year.
CHICAGO has q billiard champion who
makes both ends meet by showing how he
can use his nose as queue.
Boston feels an unchristian satisfaction
tion in announcing that the International
Musical Festival at Geneva entailed large
pecuniary less.
An EXCHANGE announces, on the death OF
of lady, that she ..liyed fifty years with
her hushand, and died in confident hope
of better life."
A sHREwD old Yankee said he didn't
laziness in a man; ''but," he added, ''I've
known q second wife to hurry it some"
THE wife of roofer being asked if she
was not afraid to have her husband ex-
posed to such danger, trustfully replied !:
"Oh, he's insured"
MINNESOTA BARRIERS don't keep Sunday
wholly, but they have the conscience to
demand double price from all who hope
to be shaved on that day.
A NEW YORK ornithologist is now set
ting up for different persons white black
bird, white-spotted woodcOck, and a
white squirrel which is said to be really a
white black squirrel.
Our well-red republican observes that
although the French President may be
defeated, he can never be turned to ridi-
Guile, as it's impossible to make butt OF
. Theirs. 10y. T5erces-Hr. Dev.]
ssTHE burnt child drea.'s the fire." but
1t seems that Chicago does not: for, &C
more wooden buildings in that city now
than before the ravxges Of the firc-fend.
The Count de Monticello has sent to
France a number of specimens Of the hare
of America; thus establishing balance
of trade for American coifeuTs who are
continually importing specimens of the
hair of France.
A CONTEMPORARY thinks that .many
excellent people take a sort of melan
choly delight in being swindled." From
our observ. tons, we should say that PEG
pie generally express q very savage dis
taste for the performance.
ONE Of those things that no fellow can
understand is recent decision of the Post
ton sample sent by mail, must not be
written In words on the wrapper, but
may be written in figures.
UNDER the head of "Pictures OF City
Life" u contemporary gives a couple Of
to call them pictures of city death but
be they pictures Of whatsoever sort they
clearly stand in need of changing com
mittee."
The Hoosac tunnelers exalt them
selves over the exactness with which
their eonverging bores have Joined
in the middle. Considering the millions
of money furnished them it would b.
strange II they couldn't make both ends
meet.
The Danbury NeUs says: "The re-
marks relatives and friends who attend
q funeral make upon the merits Of the de
ceased, are frequently instructive. Attic
funera al Of an aged resident VI Slawsons
Saturday, = neighbor feelingly observed
that the departed wouldn't rare and cuss
alb ut taxes any more"
SoMH time ago, there died large num-
Der OF horses in Nordheim, Germany
from Inflammation of the intestines, the
true cause not at first being known. Al
last it was assigned to the hay, in which
upon close examination, an immense mum.
Der of microscopic animalculae were found
They belonged to the genus aea,rls t1na
risls, to which genus the mites living or
dry fruit and in cheese also belong. In
times of horse disease, it might, therefore
be proper to microscopically examine hay
and straw, since even the best fodder, i
stored in damp place, is very likely te