The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-06-28

do u. Hiring your Pine Job work 10
TIE DAILY HERALD OFFICE, Cor.
nrr Film audiIoust0u streets.
SEEKING shady places
A TIGHT sot-a corset
CLOCKS have been added to the street
ears.
INUNDATED with shows again, but
good ones.
OUR Indian policy is evidently not II
FIRE Policy.
AN inspector of customs-an inquis-
tive neiDhbor.
THERE is house in this city paint
ed IN eleven different colors.
THE old hospital is going off some
where on rollers Let her roll.
EVERY hen with brood of chickens
manifestly did it with her HATCH IT.
"BEAUTy only skin deep'-the leo
pard's skin.
THE man is in Dallas who is going
to try flax raising.
A HISTORICAL. society is another me-
tropolitan air we talk of assuming.
TIN New England factory girls in
town. They are going to Hampstead.
SEvTENEEN horses and mules consti-
tutc the motive power of the street rail
road.
THE soldier who enjoys rapid promo
ton, is like weeds in wet weather, he
has RANK growth.
EVERY up and down train brings in
new corners. We amt bit afraid of
them.
TRAINS on the Texas Pacific, from
and after this date, will leave Dallas at
6 o'clock A. NJ, and return at l2::45 p. NJ.
SERVANT girls in our city are consid-
ering the propriety of restricting their
mistresscs to certain hours for visiting.
RELATIVES OF II man who has been
hung, may relieve their modification
10y the consideration, that he's the LAST
OF HIS LINE.
DALLAS INSURANCE men are more
ready to take risk on our life in this
world, than we are ready to take n
risk OH theirs in the next.
OUR exchanges who CAN'T afford to
aixra nc 1pnIit fnr Tlrr cnnths ~
can afford to do without them after the
LIST of July.
A DELAYED female of fifty summers
and an equal number of winters, liv
ing out on Ross avenue, refused an
offer, the other day, saying that the
young gentleman wasn't good looking
enough.
BAD sewerage in the eastern part of
the city has the effect of rendering the
streets in that locality impossible, as
well as mountaineering residents by
directing water into their yards, after II
rain.
DALLAS tectotallers are so squcamish
that when sickness Overtakes them,
and they are instructed by their physi-
clan to take sixty grains of medicine,
they decline upon the ground that ii
will make them DRAM-DRINKERs.
A MAN fell down stairs over on u
fersOn street the other day and broke
his nose. AT the contamination of the
down trip, and upon discovering the
nasal abridgement, he jumped up and
exclaimed, "Pve been trying my
hightiest to get rid of half of that
Edarned old nose, and NOW Eye done itw
A DALLAS young lady is awful mad
at her mean little brother The other
day, after school had closed for vaca-
ton, she commenced to drown herself
in tears, when parting from her school
mates, when Buddy" up and said,
"Iaint because Sis is sorry she's got
onion in her pocket, and seed her
rubbin' it in her eyes"
A SAD case of drowning occurred
down the river Sunday. A family by
the name of Williams, living about n
mile from the Trinity, foolishly allow
ed two little sons, aged about seven, to
go to the river and wash themselves
Not coming home at dark, search was
made for Them and by the aid of some
neighbors, their bodies were found
about n half mile below from where
their clothes lay on the bank.
AT half-past II Friday night, the
town and Hook and Ladder Co. No. /,
was aroused 10y the alarm of fire.
When we arrived at the fire, we
found it was the cook room of Col.
John Owens. The dwellidg house was
also somewhat damaged, but saved by |
the exertions of the Hook and Ladder
Company, with the assistance of the
citizens.