The weekly Panola star. [volume] (Panola, Miss.) 1857-1881, 1873-01-04

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son Who is travelling
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says I, "The orb oi day shines
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She bltehed around uneasy like.
then she raised Der umbrella, anl
said, II don't want any VI your sass
get ont =
And | got out.
Then | took a sent alongside u
male fellow who looked ike the
ghost Of Hamlet heightened out. lie
was a stately cuss, aud he was read
ing.
Said |, "Mister, did you ever SEQ a
camel-leopardf said camel -lcop
ard because 1t is a plous animal, and
never eats any grass without get
ting down on its knees.
lie said be hadn't G a camel.
leopard.
Then said |, ado you chew 2"
lie said, mo, sir
Then | said, elIow sweet is ma.
turs."
lie took this for a conundrum and
said he didn't know.
Then he said he was deeply in.
terestsd IN the history Of a great
man. "Alasl' he exclaimed, 1--WE
are but few"
| told him | knew oue-"ths man
that made my cooking stove was a
crate man."
Then he asked "would | read Z"
Says ], hat have you got 7"
lie replied, "Waltz llymans,7
"Reveries by moonlight" aud allow
to spend the Sabbath"
/ said, "None Of them for Han.
nab, but II be had an unabridged
Business Directory Of New York
city, ! would take a little read"
Then he said, "Young man, look
at these gray hairs"
i told him | saw them, and when
a man got as old as he was he ought
to dye. SAID ], "You needn't think
those hairs are any signs of wisdom,
it is only a sign That your system
Lacks iron, and | ndviss you to 20
home and swallow a crow-bar."
lie took this for irony, and what
littlo ertente eordidte there was be-.
tween us was spoiled. 1t turned
out that he was chaplain to u base
ball club.
When we got to Rochester | called
tor u bowl OF bean soup. 1t ought
10 DO called lean soup. | send you
the receipt for making it.
Take a lot OF water, wash II well.
and broil it until 1t ia done on both
sides; then very carefully pour ono
bean into it and lot 1t simmer.
When'the bean begins to get rest.
less, swecten with salt, then put It
up in alright cans, hitch each can
to a brick, and chunk them over.
board, aud the soup is DONE"
The above receipt originated with
q man in Iowa, who got up suppers
on odd occasions for Odd Fellows.
Ile hes a, receipt for oyster SOUP.
leaving out The salt.
Speaking OF Iowa reminds me of
the way | got money to pay for
that fellows supper. | bet q fellow
a dollar that | could tell HIM how
much water to a quart went under
the railroad bridge at Dubuque in a
year. lie bet, aud ! said two pints
TO a quart.
/ won the bet. After all, that
supper was an awful swindlc. ri
the city didn't settle faster than the
coffee did, its old settlers club
would be a failure, and the city too.
Dubuque Is celebrated for its fine
turnouts on the streets.
While ! was there a wagon upset
an1 spilled a lot OF women. | didn't
sec til looked the other way. No
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