The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1873-01-10
WHERE TIE LAUGH COMES IN.

WHERE THE LAUGH CONES IN
How do we know know a house is
often hungry? Because. We see the
chimney swallow flies.
A MAN in Oregon has calf with
wings. He keeps it chained in order to
prevent a rise in veal.
A MISS APPLE tried to commit suicide
at Mariposa, California, lately. She
must have been be" cider" self.
Boston has smoking cars on its steet
railways and contemplates putting on
few hog cars for those that chew.
SAN FRANCIsCo milk is so badly
adulterated that the COWS blush to think
their names are used to cover so vile a
fraud.
INK made from India rubber is the
latest invention. It viii be used mainly
by writer's who are inclined to " stretch
a story"
Mrs. THRoCKMoEToN married the
Baron Lemme in New York. They want
ed her to marry some one else, but she
said: 90 'Lemme alone"
A SYRACUSE girl snored so loud at
the opera that the man at the brass viol
was discharged for saving too heavily
at the gutteral chord.
CALFoRNIA housewives dascribe soda
as ''that ere stuff which you put in bis
cults to make 'em get up and Grecian
bend themselves"
TITS now claimed that the architect
of the great 9" Chinese WALL was a
woman but a woman wouldn't do any
thing to keep wen out in that way.
''MRs. TooSTUCH, where's your nus
band ?" "He's dying, marin, and 1
don't wish any body to disturb him p
A very considerate woman, that.
SINCE the Chinese of the Pacific slope
held their annual devil drive" last
month, it is said there is need of more
Iaboring men IN the Chicago vineyards.
WHEN new town is started ON the
plains, Chicago drummers camp out and
wait for the new stores to be completed,
to sell the owners a bill of goods.
THERE are said to be very good
reasons for supposing that sentimental
young ladies who write poems about
death and the grave, have holes in their
stockings.
SOME of the Albany papers are keep
ing an account of those who join the
church. They have one name on their
lists, so far, and hope TO get another be-
fore long.
THREE hundred cheese disappeared
from Western factory, the other day,
and the proprietors don't know whether
they have "strayed" or been '' stolen.
In Iowa a man can not remember
where he hid coffee pot full of silver
during the war, and has nearly scratched
every hair out of his head trying to
think about it.
INFLATED rubber bustles are the
latest popular whim in fashion. 1t takes
a young husband with weak lungs half
an hour to blow his wife up to a fash
ionablc rotmdity.
A KENTUCKY huckster has over his
stall this impressive moral injunction !:
Any Man or Boy that takes one APPEL
Without Leafe is little Roge in his
own Harte. -
THERE are thirteen shOt-guns with
women at their butt ends prowling
around the Western States, looking for
truant husbands, and their naughty
feminine companions.
A NEW ALBANY man, with fifteen
daughters and twelve sons, is figuring
as to whether it viii be cheaper to mix
up an arsenic stew, or use kerosene for
kindling-wood in his house.
s'CoME, don't be timid, said a couple
of snobs to two mechanics sit down
and make yourselves our equals" To
do that we should have to blow our
brain out, replied one of the me
chanics.
WABSED by the cold snap Of the past
people are preparing themselves for the
winter, and heavier and warmer sleeve
buttons are in demand. g 1t is easier
to take care of the health than it is to
recover it
=" Do YOU think it safe my dear, said
husband to his wife, '' for me to take
off flannel when it looks like spring p
." Perhaps, sir. replied the wife, but
I never saw any flannel that looks ike
4 spring"
A CoSSECTICUT sexton prevents the
! congregation from shifting about and
changing seats by dextrously applying
a COB of pitch to their persons as they
enter the sanctuary. he says the
/ church is no place to fool around IN
A GEoRsIA man stationed his SON.
armed with a shotgun, to watch a
favorite-corn patch. Stealing around a
short time afterward TO see If the lad
was at his post he chanced to make a
little rustIing in the leaves; there was
a fash and report, AID that perforated
parent is now fully convinced OF hls
sons reliability.