The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-11
W.HITTLEN.G 8.
The first postal card received at Dubuque
was from lady, and marked "Pnvate."

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How natural 1t IL for man, when he makes
q mistake, to korrekt it by kussing some-l
body else for It, 09a
Note By Chiropodist Qn the country for
the first time.j Must be very painful-corn
in the ear" |
The aurora. organ Of the Illinois State Ag
ricultural College, speak. of fattening hogsl
as sales.--future I" ~
Jersey paper describes man as being
''as sociable as batch of candidates two
weeks before election"
Equality" says French writer. "msans
a desire to be equal to your superior, and SUI
perior to your equal"
Rural Journalists are complaining that the
long daylight OF this time of year induces a
ruinous scarcity of kerosene items.
Says the St. Louis Globe: MADAME Pa
repa Rosa's singing this year will be confined
to single song-'SieeP. baby, Sleep"
A Wabash editor returns thanks for a cen.
tipede sent him by mail from Texas, being tue
first cent of any kind he had seen for
month.
Boston. has been preserving "Gen Latay
ette's camp table" for these fifty years, and
has just found out that 1t belonged to colo
mel, unknown to fame.
In an advertisement Of a bakers business
for safe, the following appears: death,
the sole reason for leaving" IL would be
difficult TO fad better.
The Danbury NeaOs says: 1.-THE use of to-
bacco is a disgusting habit. It weakens the
frame. benumbs the faculties, aud what is far
worse, keeps up the price," a
A local geol0gist OF Terra Haute saws tina
any person having a las tie tor gold mining
can clear tlom forty to SIXTY cents day al
most anywhere in Vigo county, Ind.
An editor once wrote: 1--WE have received
q basket OF straw berries from Mr. Smith, for
which be will receive our compliments, some
of which are four inches in circumference"
MY man. what's your charge for rowing
me across the Firth ?' Boatman-"Weel,
sir, was jist thinking / Gamma break the
Sawbath dsy for no less then fifteen shulIn'sl"
The Oswego Palladium excaims "Poor
pent up Utica, you have been praying for
water with horse race on your hands, and If
signs do not fail you were deluged this morn
ing'
ca HAIR Dressing ROOM or ones locks
clipped In Dents Beautiiying Barber
shop" isa privilege only enjoyed by male
Bangorians.
The Utica Herald says men will never
know what effect 1t would have had on Job
il eleven little girls had called on him, one
after another, and tried to sell him picnic
tickets.
doctor OF Portsmouth protests against
the toIling of bells at funerals. He thinks
the sound has depressing effect upon the
sick, and cannot prove source of much en-
jcynent to the departed.
Biddy ito Pat, in charge about a difficulty.
Never tear, Pat Sure we've got an up.
right Judge to thry ye." PAt-"Ah, Biddy
d4rli1', the devil an upright Judge [ want.
IT'S one that'll lane Iittle.'
Miss Hai RE Martineau has written an au-
tcgraph letter 10 the Nation to prove that
she has not led, as it said she hal. The
Nation does net even argue the point, but re-
signs it's intallibility and apologies.
The popular love tor variety is expressed in
the following notice "A fine chrome, Hen
and Ducklings,' or Christ is Risen,' either at
the option of the subscriber, is given as pre-
MUM to every subscriber to the paper
correspondent attended the American
chapel at Vienna one Sunday in July, and
been over thousand Americans in the city
there were but eleven persons present when
the minister came to- the desk,
Ekonomy IL savings bank, into which
men drop pennies and git dollars in return
Avarice IL Xix graveyard it takes all that
it kan git and gives nothing back. Error
Will slip thru Il crack, while tru h will git
stuck in a doo- way Josh Billings.
A Detroit boy stood an umbrella, with a
cord tied to it, in public doorway. Eleven
persons thought that umbrella was theirs,
and carried it with them the length Of tn
string. Tbeyethen suddenly dropped 1t and
went off without looking back or stopping TO
pick it up again.
wordsworth" said Charles Lamb. lone
day told me that he considered Shakespear re
greatly overrated. There ISL said he, San
immensely of trick in all Shakespeare wrote