The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1873-04-04
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A PHILADELPHIA physician thinks
will be able to put an L to his house
this spring, as green cucumbers are in
market.
MAX SrRAKosH offers handsome re
ward for any information concerning
Wilson's German lover. He thinks he
can utilize him again next fall.
CINCINNATI is honizing the door
keeper of a minstrel show because he
has such an immense moustache that he
is compelled to carry it In sling.
A CUBAN paper states that if O'Kelly,
The Herald commissioner, were an
| American, he would be executed at
once. Can't some one take out his
naturalization papers? Hr
| Now that the weather is mild enough
for baseball, afectionate mothers are
raking over the ash-heaps in search of
/ bottles of arnica tossed aside during the
recent thaw.
WILLIAM PENN, we are told by history,
determined that Philadelphia should be
ga faire greene country towne." The
widest dreams of his imagination have
been realized.
The readers of The Boston Post re-
cline under pile-driYer, to prevent the
rupture of their sides with laughter,
when they tackle the jokes of the kleptO-
maniac of that establishment.
A TERRE HAUTE youth threw a fork at
his only mother because she refused to
erect a pistol pocket in his new pants.
The boy says he can't sit very cOmfOrta-
bly, until the poultice begins to dry.
The Dramatic critic of The EUeTing
Journal, who thinks "Richelieu" the
the best play Shakespeare ever wrote,
also believe that Oliver Doud Byron's
| Across the Continent" is as good as
his Z" Don Juan"
A MOVEMENT is on foot in Pittsburg
to drill hole through the atmosphere
and fit each end with magnifying glass,
thus making cheap, simple, and dura-
ble telescope for astronomical observa-
tions.
IT Is encouraging to find that the bit
ter animosity which has so long marked
rival newspapers is being curbed to a
degree. For instance, The SadaLia
! CMo.) BazoO magnanimously congratu-
Iates The NelO York Herald on the
purchase of a new press.
! RUBBER bustles shouldn't be worn
slippery nights. The other evening an
inebriated patriot on Wabash avenue
hearing a number of explosions from
! ladies sitting down suddenly, thought
it was the Fourth of July and remarked
that "'it's the coldest weather for season
of year Chic) ever saw.
MEMPHIS gIoats over the possession o.
a man so free from the prejudices of The
age that he married his mother-in-law
Tt viii strengthen other mothers-in-lav
to know that she was true to herself and
her sisterhood, for in less than two
months she has made It so hot for that
man that he is now an applicant fOI
divorce.
ST LOUIS never does things by halves,
and the new IlindeH hetel viii be finish
: ed in the highest style of art. We leaT
that a purse Is being raised. and in fac
a dollar and thirty cents has already
been subscribed, to send the gentleman
/ who has the contract for whitewashing
the back fence to Italy to perfect hi
style under the inspiration of the ole
, masters.
s'EK1 PKKKINs," the absence Of who's,
limitations of Artemus Ward from tn,
columns Of The Ne1O York Con1D1ercia
Advertiser has proved SO remunerativ
to its proprietors, writes for the ney
Graphic. Eli has but a single com
petitor in the field Of harmless Iunacy-
, the young man who attempts jokes 70
The st. Louis Globe and sends marks
copies to exchanges with the reques
please copy"
r 4 LoUIsvuLRAN lost a pocket-boo
s containg $500, which a young foun
s and returned to him. The owner d,
e termined to reward the noble act and T,
5 quested the finder to call next day. I'll
e young man was promptly on hand an
, was met by the appreciative gentleman
q who, with tears in his eyes and jacl
a knife IN his hand. said "AIy youn
|, friend you have proved yourse
d worthy of reward. and as I have ju
ls bought me a new knife I want to nal
you a present Of my old one"