, 1873-11-09
REVIEW OF ADJUSTMENTS,


REVIEW OF ADJUSTMENTS.
OPERA RATES. ,.., 80
Tho inspired anthor of tho Book Of noyola-
slons tolls, toward tho close Of that mysterious
aud porrIoxing production, how ono Of tho four
Boasts Ravc to Hoyon angels Boven goldon yials
A!led with wrath, which they presently pro-
ceoded to empty out upon tho earth, with tho
most deplorablo consequences. The aun md tho
utars wore put out, thereby doing away with all
necessity for astronomers, the eky was ralntod
painted black, aud all tho inhabitants Of tho earth
took to mourning. Theto has boon much npccu-
lat.on as to What thoao vials wotc, and how tho
wrath stored up In them would manifest itself.
Preachers Of all oreeas, and laymon Of al rolig-
ions, havo glvon us thoir views On this Bubjoct,
and ali differing Us WILDLY aa Indus aud tlo Polo,
or Judge dooklne and Mr.. Hcaing. Eyon At this
day thora arc mon who arc lahorlng ovor thoso
gials. and propounding hypothosos as to which,
ot them have been uncorked, and how many
It'll romaiu on hand.
Since thero Is 80 much doubt on tho subject.
which III really m important cue, 1t may not DO
waste Of time to PROFOUND a local theory,
which will account for Of tho walls nt loast.
Ono Of them was undoubtedly tho great fro an
other wAn tho epizootie, and another was tho
panic while como rcmarks recently mado- by
Mayor Bond, A. Il. Morrison, and nomo other
: gentlemen, would lead us to tho conclusion that
tho recent election WaB d great ontpourlng OF
wrath from another vial. Now 1t Ia an unploas-
ant duty TO announce that next week another
angel will be along, and will begin to manifest
! himsen specially Annong tho husbands, fathers,
and young gentlemen Of Chicago. II they.are
wise, they will follow the example Of tho worthy
Lot, who. when ho heard what WAS to happen to
che city in which hs lived arose and fed, with
s.." .,,e. p.1 10 ~ n sas ~, y. w
eestlo tnat acoouas h1a WHO nao run up WILL tho
leading milliner In sodon. In short, Lot
"inmped," the tonn. Lot those Who are Niao
no likcuiee,
NH, ,t.ten.nt ,,;,, ,,o ,,ac.voa ,,,.. <,~n.. o.
"' asa'eoA' VIII Us 1eoo4Foa WIN e1e"s oon-
sa s:e1na'lon 'os n morning py tnoee 70 whom 1t is
addressed. Ihey WI probably give af4sspair-
books. II At breakfast. they will dron their
eevaa',n-. ..s .st..,s <He. ~. IVY .nor
ooueeapo, aaa. Wm1o "'sos eno oauentefa look
up IN pe1faneo amszemont' they will DO on in
folks, plucking their napkins from undor their
chins. will nah madtv after aud ca1, o,t .toh q.
haa o,,r hank failed 2n ~'t ''''>' >"4' "u'' W.
1o non,onnd u1, un,1A - .eN4;t ~ !. I'm ..,..
such piece Of news on this peacoful Sabbath
morn. when eyerv adn1t nh;oeco,, H.. .Ia..s
shirt on, ana eyery rood little bov IL 1 "a o
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learning h1s Sanday-sohool hymn. It Ia a. hard
business to break this news as 1t fs to inform
Mr. Farwell Of tho loss of the German vote
But Ia better that those ronoornoa sho1d ,anr,
y nsra,, lom one r. mao symphthizes With them than
aa1,,ssa s9 @ fnealam OF the ad7ortisinG
tha .aso, ~ tnen{ tns uerman army 10 coming
complee, He kenc i ta sesn mon 10 4os @ quite
yos 70 see eno tool tho imposing Of tribute.
A. MaA Ahletao9 haa M mafehalod his legions, aud
haeJ,a hsJ no Goan.nG, I9o opera season has noarly
iii b. bern Mondo1 uasde tuaaI ano Pauno Lncca
,on,s apu H. % @ aian our pockets OF the last fow
sasa snaS ssI11 Heep ono another melancholy
sra n 'ngso. @ inc forerunnera OF tho troupe
No. 1o'u ~ ~. aaey Ieiose @ 70 make concessions.
aa ~ ~ suu soaquesea. 4he prtcoH arc to be tho
naaa;on ~ ~ @ ms.1 !ase year: Ihoy have no COM
1,ns.srea. w 2or 1Auen poeltsou lhey make no
onr tsxes ~. tho panic. Ihoy do not care that
r. +a ssraa aae 70 % DC Mefeasea. Iho pricos must
~ eeontom'lzing. They forget that We arc an
nuposeltbaeo community. Rnd they insist on tho
sa,a snnla Prices as 4ast year. Not step back
i is respectfully suggested thht the opera,
Sonlng unaer theso peculiar circumstances, Is
EIDE s!mp!y ~, smother deluse Of wrath, coming at
smaet w1en as Mo require to 20 rubbed down with
rs that @ those p men in Chicago who havc families,
VI wao iee4 eoinpeAed to ask wombn to 60 to tho
ope.a, haso come to loathe the very hamo Of
.n.nt;t @ t,' W ,ee! 4nc!nsu 20 klck any one who
nesoa u tneis presence They hato the idea Of
neayen' II 1t is TO 20 moroly IN idealizod earth,
kna AZ tho inhabitants thereof to be merely
localized harp-boys
we ere taxed ~ tho State. city, and county;
by the Church, through psw-rent, and contribi,-
uons collected ln basket at tho end Of q loug
m poe, M Ike machine for popping corn; and, last
o1 all We are taxed BY the opera. Nor Is 1t moro-
though that ia much, but. the incidontals which
q now gloves, new trimmings, new iata, new
ribbons, new fal'als Of al descriptions, on the
part OF tho women, the bills for which are neyor
ioeted 5y thona. l. compels young men to get
hlas and to charter hacks. There ts gentleman
estnpioyed sp IN IHE TRIBUNE Office who has for the