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CLASS NO. 12--POULrHY.

CLASS NO. 12-POULTIY.
Mrs. j. C. Horr, Thurston county
Best class collection, 1st premium, 80
and diploma.
Mrs. s. L. Maxwell, King, Trio of
light Brahma fowl, 1st prem So.
Frank Gutenberg, King, Trio of light
Brahma fowl. End prem. diploma.
Mrs. J. c. Horr, Thurston. Light
Brahmas, diploma.
Chas. Denny. King, Buff Cochin fowl,
LIST prem So. J. J. McGilvra. King.
End premium. diploma. Geo. F. Whit
worth, Jr.. King. diploma.
H. A. March, Whatcom, Trio of
Dorkings, 1st prem 50. White Leg
horns, 1st prem 81.
Chas. Evans, Thurston, Trio of Hou-
dams, LIST prem 50.
Mrs. J. G. Horr, Thurston, lot of
white-faced black Spanish, 1st prem So.
H. B. Manchester, King, Trio of black
breasted game, diploma.
Mrs. H. G. Thornton. King. lot of
turkeys, 1st prem 80.
Leander Mcmahon, King, lot Of tur-
keys, End prem diploma.
Mrs. Mary C.Thorndike. King. geese.
1st prem. J. J. McGiIvra, King, End
prem diploma.
Guinea fowls, diploma.
Various parties had guinea pigs on ex-
hibition, but no premiums are or can be
awarded them. Tho same of pigeons
but all that class will have their place in
our shows hereafter.
At the Mutual Aid Fair three years
ago, the promise was made. that in
few years We will double the size of our
fowls" Last year, we had quito an in
crease of fowls, and kinds on exhibition,
but it was reserved to this Fair to fill
the bill" and make that promise good.
There are many fancy fowls not shown;
but all that is desirable in blood, for ta-
BILE use or eggs. can be had among US.
The light and dark Brahmas, Leghorn
ar d buff Cochins. are most if not all
desirable qualities. We hope these
kinds will be generally introduced.
If eggs for market are desired: or
a white faced Black Spanish are the
most profitable--ons good point in the
Asiatics is they cannot fly, even over
five foot fence, they are good greer
feeders, can hustle around al d get their
own living, and stand the climate well.
S. CREIGHTON,
W. MUNKs. Judges.
, 1873-10-16
FOR SALE.

First-class BILLIARD TABLE comptte'
Fire-broof SAFE.
Alot Of CHOICE LIQUORS, eonsistits b
Brandy, Gin, Whiskey. Wines. and an abser
ment Of Bitters suitable for Bar use
A lot Of OIL-CLOTH and MATING.
For particulars enquire of COOMBS wHkE-
LER, at their 6slesroom, opposite the Telegraph
Offices Seattle, W.T..
The above will be sold at private sale, and If
net sold in f6Ir weeks from this das, it vii
then be sold at Public Auction at the above
amed place. Sept II. 1878
, 1873-10-16
CLASS NO. II, wonKs OF ART.


The Committee on Class IL, respect
fully submit the following report:
DIVISION NO. l.
Water color painting, card pictures
Miss Herrick 1st prem 81 Miss Mary E.
Kelley, End prem, diploma.
Pencil drawing, Fred. Elite, Thurston,
1st prem SIS. End prem, Mrs. E. P. Bar
ney, diploma.
Crayon drawing. Frank Hanford, King,
1st prem 81; End prem Mrs. E. P. Bar
ney, diploma.
Oriental painting, Mrs. B. Crossen,
King, 1st prem 81.
Plain and ornamental printing, Courier
, 1873-10-16
Dissolution Of Partnership.

TN HE PARTNERSHIP HERETOFORE EN-.
Il listing between NJ. A. Kelly and J. H. Car
ney, under the firm name of Kelly / Carney
doing business in the city of Seattle. as Drug.
gists. is this day dissolved by mutual consent
The business will hereafter be conducted by NJ
A. Kelley, who hereby assumes the response
bilities of the late firm, and, to whom all debts
due the late firm are payable.
NJ, A. KELLY,
-. J.H. CARNEY.
Seattle. .Oct13. dly&wly4w.
, 1873-10-16
w. w. |. Fair.

"a Aoo ANOs AO3 f-AA>OA "O'tAAs
The Committee Oh fancy work report
as follows:
DIVISION No. l, NEEDLEW
Best specimens crochet wool, Miss
Bessie Terry, Seattle, 81, 2ud prem
MIS-. Carpenter, King, diploma.
Crochet wool shawl, Mrs. A. H. Page,
Seattle, diploma.
Crochet cotton. 1st prem Mrs. A
Stork, Olympia, 81; dipnomas to Miss
Edwards and Miss Herrick, Port Madii
son and Mrs. E. P: Barney, Seattle,
Cotton tatting, LIST prem Miss Lille
Meigs, Port Madison, 81.
Silk embroidery, LIST prem Mrs. R. H.
Hewitt. Olympia, 50; End prem Mrs.
Hansell. Port Townsend, 81; Mrs. A..
Brown, diploma.
Cotton embroidery, 1st prem Miss
Herrick. Port Madison.$1; diplomas to
Miss Lille Meigs, Mrs. Stork and Miss
Mary u. IneODalos.
Silk patchwork, LIST prem children
Congregational society, 81; Mrs. II.
Steele, Olympia, diploma.
Millinery. LIST prem Mrs. G. W. Hall
81.
Bed quilt, LIST prem. Mrs. q. Kellogg
Island, 81, diploma to Mrs. Foster, Mrs
Andrews, sr. Mrs. Whitworth and Mrs,
L. P. Smith. and special premium to
Mrs. L. c. Calvert for log cabin quilt,
81.
Ladies dress, Mrs.A. II. Page, Seattle,
1st prem 81.
Best made ladies underwear, Mrs.
Damon, Seattle, 81. -.
Lamp mat, Miss Nellie Terry, Seattle,
81, diplomas to Miss Louisa Coombs and
Mrs. E. P. Barney.
Raised worsted work, 1st prem Miss
Nellie Terry, 81, diplomas to Miss An
ME Fernside and Mrs. C. Mcdonald.
Raised worsted work, flowers, 1st
prem Miss Ada Smithers, 81, diplonao
to Miss Lima Booth, Mrs. Robbins and
Mrs. A. Brown.
DIVISION NO. 2.
Hair work. LIST prem Mrs. McCord, 81.
diploma to Miss Annie Fernside.
Plain Knitting, 1st prem Mrs. S. J.
Rider. Thurston, 81, diploma to Mrs
A. H. Page and Mrs. Foster.
Fancy cotton knitting. 1st prem Mrs.
NJ j. Gillian, Seattle, 81, diploma to
Miss Lille Meigs.
Rag rug. LIST prem Mrs. Blackman,
Snohomish. 81, diplomas to Mrs. French
end Mrs. Calvert.
Seed work. LIST prem Mrs. McCord,
81, diploma to Mrs. Harris.
Fancy toilet mats, 1st prem Miss Her
rick, Port Madison. 81, diploma to Mrs.
E. P. Barney, Seattle.
Wall basket, 1st prem Mrs. I. F. Rob-
erts, Seattle, 81.
Bead work, 1st prem. Mrs. Baxter, 81.
DIVISION NO. g.
Hand sewing. 1st prem Mrs. Russell
sr. 81; and for fancy hand sewing, 1st
prem. L. D. McAllister, 81.
Machine sewing. 1st prem Mrs W P
Smith, 5; diploma to Mrs Crossen.
We also award diplomas to Mrs. S.
BagIey for peacock feather duster, Edw;
H. Brown. perforated cardboard cross
Mrs. Crossen, braided scarf, Sarah Nc
Ailister. chair tidy; Mrs. A. Brown, toll
ct set; Miss Eta Whitworth, tidy; Mrs.
A. Brown, gents dressing gown.
MRS. z. P. GUYE, Supt.
Mrs. HURST,
Judges.
, 1873-10-16
THURSDAY. Oct. 8, 1873.

THURSDAY, Oct. Q, 1873.
COUNCIL convened at II A. M.
Word was brought by Clerk of the
House that that body was ready to 60
into Joint Convention.
[Joint Convention reported in House
pyocsedings.]
Council returned to their chamber
and then adjourned until 2 P. N.
AFTERNOON
Called to order.
Relative to visiting the pen
itentiary was taken up, and then, on
motion of Mr.. Wallace, laid on the Ia
bic,
Council again adjourned.
FRIDAY, Oct. 10, 1873.
Mr.. Cline, from the COMMITTEES on
Rules and Orders, made report recon-
msnding the adoption OF the Rules and
Orders of last session. with slight
amendments in regard to Messenger.
Mr.. Lacy, Of Select Committee, re-
postsd c B 2 An act creating and pro
, 1873-10-16
Egyptian Bitters
TREE OF LIFE.

IN lis VALUABLE MEDICINE, IN USE
l. for several years past i'll the Eastern
State with marvellous success, has just
beenintruduccd in this place by the patentee.
The first person who tried it here, Offers the
following testimony to its merits;
SEATTLE, August 10, 1878.
have been a sufferer for several years from
chronic bilious affections from which no med
icine tried by me afforce1 any relief. As an ex-
per 'meht, tried Mr. Oncins Egyptian Bit
Ter from the effects of which have experien
.e he most gratifying results. can sincerely
&C mmend it to others similarly afflicted.
= HUGH McALEER.
IN Lfactllred and sold by ..
r. PONCIN
econd street corner above Methodist
aug. 90
, 1873-10-16

CLASS NO. 13, MEDICINAL HERBS.
The only medicinal herbs On exhibi
ton were cultivated by C.. W. Lawton,
of King county. The Executive Com
mittee award a special diploma.
, 1873-10-16
Legislative Proceedings.
THURSDAY, Oct. 9, 1873.

THURSDAY, Oct. 8, 1873.
HousE met at 10 o'clock.
Mr.. Judson introduced H B 5-An act
establishing Common School system.
Read twice and referred to committee.
Mr.. Judson introduced II B Gan
Act to amend an act to provide for the
Assessing and collecting of county and
Territorial taxAs. Read once.
Mr.. Van Vlset introduced II B IAN
act relative to changing the boundaries
Of Cevlitz aud Clarke counties. Read
twice and referred to committee.
On Aotion of Mr.. Frank Clark, the
clerk WAS instructed to inform the
Ceun.il that the House vas ready to re-
esivs the Council in Joint Convention,
whersupon the latter body appeared in
he House and the Joint Convention was
called t. order by the President of the
Council
The Governor vas then escorted to
he Speakers desk and proceeded to the
delivery Of his message.
At ,ts close the Joint Convention was
dissolved. and the House adjourned un-
ii lz30 2. II.
AFTERNOON.
Called to order.
On motion Of Mr.. Lacy, fifteen hun
dred Of the Governors mefsage were Or
dsred printed for distribution.
The Speaker announced that the re-
poets of the Territorial Auditor, Treas
ursr and Librarian were on his desk
The first two were referred to Commit
tse, with orders to print.
Am Act creating and provid-
jnn for certain terms of u District Court
for the LIST Judicial District. Read
twice, and referred to the delegation
from Walla Walla, Stevens, Whitman
and Yakima Counties.
On motion of Mr.. Henry, the Clerk
WAS instructed to give out no further
printing until further orders from the
Heuss.
House then adjourned.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

ana the horses aii ing. .l We " = heard heard 4
spand y Y E;Sit was what was intended for. a
bell,S its melancholy clank came nearer,
until we bsheld q banner, .upos which
was set forth in fantastic style of letter
ing and colering: "Italian wizard."-
The cracked bell clanked louder, and
che bRnnef moved on, but an old neigh
Dor who cannot abide conventionalities
and intruders. remarked" ,."we've had two
ffesneflo and one wihterlocust, we're.
going tohave circus"
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
MOSES M. BROWN.

Do you wish to get shaved by an hon
est man? Call upon the modest indi-
vidnal, who does business under the
above name, whose BARBER sHop may
be found on Markctstrect, in the South
east (front) room of the dwelling of Mr..
Joseph Straus. BY profession barber
(from childhood, he tells us), having
served several generations, this good old
man has taken up his abode with us, and
can be found Mt all hours at his post
His sign, whichIis tackled up within his
shop, contains but single word-suffi-
cient, though, to show that i'll his estab-
lishment, things are done up Brown"
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
MR.. WESLEY SMELL

- StNA-iIIsI y >
Again we are called upon to announce
the death Of another citizen. !. Mr.. IVES
ley Smell was bitten on the 9th instant
by a ratt,c-snake pilot. but DR.. w. S.
Barton being promptly called in, strong
hopes were entertained Of, his recovery.
These were delhsive; however, ss cs
urday morning it became evident that
he could sidti live, and alto his spirit
passed away Although death is always
painful to contemplate, yet it is singular
ly'so' :aS;aidie'F ii lei circumstances ike these,
when its victim was in the full vigor of
mahhood, and full Of bright hopes for the
future. HIS relatives haye our deepest
sympathy Sfr. SHELLS funeral took
place 81 Sunday last, and was attended
by a large number ilfb Of his friends and
connections.
.x... -. a. - s-,,.,
SAD DEATH. ;.
The funeral services. Of the only re-
manning child of Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ.
Girerdeau, was held yesterday morning,
at the Presbyterian church. The sym
pathies ofthe entire community arrse! With
the ibereaved parents, who have losttheir
little ones, one, by one, and are now left
childless. On Saturday last, Mr. Girar-
deaE'received g telegram from Newbor-
ry, announcing the death of his oldest
child, and OF yesterday, the last and.
youngest (Hughh,. 70 was, consigned to
the tolnb. No words OF ours can soothe
sorrows such as these allsaid must come
from "Him who doeth all things wello
and never Willingly aftlicts the children
of men," I'd FTg U
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coRoNER'ss ssINouEsT. J.

coRoNER'sSINoUEsT.
On Friday morning last, an inquest
was held by Coroner Mays, s,overthe body
of a white woman, named Elizabeth Will
Hanson, who'had been living upon the
iTreadwell property, near the depot
Her. death occurred SO suddenly on Thurs
day night, that it was feared there had
been some foul play. A poat-mortem
examination by Drs. Elliott g. Sally.
showed that there were2no grounds for fol.
this supposition. ,..s
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

nA- The approaching municipal cleo
tion will bring out candidates, who will
be pledged to do so and SO. For the ben
eft of the tax payers, would itnot be we'll
to let them, know what will be expected
of the nominees. Our columns are open
to suggestions, for the promotion of the
public good.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
aear Monday last was hot day, SO hot

aea- Monday last was q hot day, SO hot
that we saw churn of ice cream arrest
ed on the public street, and made to dis
gorge its refrigerating contents for the
benefit of couple Of gentlemen, who
mad caved under the ardent rays of the
Sun. In the midst of this close intense
heat, when only the flies we're buzzing,
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
DIR. A. C. DUKES.

DR.. "A. C. DUKES.
The warm weather of the past week
has feep strongly suggestive of SODA
WATER. You can satisfy yourself at the
Drug Store of DR.. A. G. Dukes, and
turning round can, find medicines to cure
NIL diseases that flesh is heir to.
DR.. d. keeps capital CIGARS, too, and
astock Of FRESH CANDIES, even better
than the cigars. Fl II
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
THE NEW STORE,

THE NEW STORE, ti
JUST erected by Mr.. T, D. Wolfe, will
make q capital business stand for some
one. Owing to the shape of the lot, the
corners are not at right angles, SO that
the occupant will have to move the ccun-
ter and shelves to the opposite side, if he
intends doing business con tho squarep'
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
MESsRs. T. KOHN & BRO.

Are erecting a new store on Russell
Street, two doors west of their old stand
We are glad to notice such evidence of
prosperity, and as it is but natural they
should desire to stock the new establish
lishment with bran new assortment of
goods we advise all wanting bargains to
call on them, at once. See their new
advertisement
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

B5~ The late ,neavy rains have washed
the New Street, and Market Street very
badly. We noticed that work Is begun
on the former; and hope Council will
look after the latter as we'll. ga stitch
in time." gg
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
oRANaEBUR6, S. g., JUNE 10, 1879 [

IA MIR. KInK RoBrNsea. .is authorized to
collec: and receipt for Advertisements and subs
scriptiohs to the Times. .ga Bg.Y Y
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

NO. We regret to learn that Mr..
Frederick Jones, who has lately moved
into town, is seriously ill. We sincerely
hope the crisis will soon be over and our
friend restored again to good health.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

"Jr We are requested to enquire about
the "Goat Iiaw.."s The marshall has o
chance to put it in force, for the benefit
of those annoyed.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
MERONEY'S BUS.

MERoNEY'S BUS.
Gloryingin in a coat Of paint Of many
colors, has again appeared upon the
streets. During the hot summer days it
will be q great convenience, in going to,
and from the Depot; to al except the
Sons of Temperance, who cannot, Of
course, Mt their next meeting, say they
have not been on BUS!
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

PATRONS OF HUsBANDRY,
The Regular NJ Monthly t P,y,..7stss Meeting Of
Orange Grange takes place to-day, in
basement of the Presbyterian Church.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
TOWN DIRECTORY.

Mayor-F H.W Briggmann.
Clerk-E. j. Olivcros.
! klaasaE Eg rs j. S5lIS9ss oliSesssl Wm. wiusocks,
SeosBolivsH 4. A.SAfartins,F 2 3 . vs. ~
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

C. D. KoRTJOHNs la5
Is the place to get Ice at three cents
per pound, and lemons to match. A fine
assortment Of Cigars also OH hand.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19
NOTICE.

A IL persons .hnving demands againsssshe
"a Estate ofthe late Jolu Bonnet viii rem
der an account of them duly sattested TO, and
those indebted will make pigment 10 the nm
dersigne d. la'S 5t.5 e7f&il 8g .sey1 iss
JNO. #. BoNNETT,
/ Executor.
sEareh l5, 1873 s.y wt6@tiss ytsi i'm,
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Church Services.

:, Baptist Chnrch-Scrvites every Sabbath I'd
IT,s'lyatil, !, S A. M, and at u, p. NJ. ! Dr. 1
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Presbyterian ChurchH Services al IL AM,
ana z. M|Sabbath School at 81 a. nj. =
prayer meeting Thursday afternoon at o'clock.
Gev. !. ID. A. Brown, Evangelist. Y
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bath School GA. M. ~.
Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-06-19

Methodist Church Services at ii A. NJ.
and q T; M; Sabbath School at 8 A. M
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Lutheran Churth-Sabbath School at 8 A.
Dantzler. Superintendent. ,vsass ,..a1.,s
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-11-27
How He Lost the Opportunity.

A useful hint to many young men may
be derived from this little story which
the Springfield, (Mass). Union prints:
mot long ago young man of this city
had . most favorable opportunity to
enter business house in this State. at .
large increase over his present salary.
with prospect of soon getting q place
in the firm. His recomme ndations were
FIRST class, and the officers Of the institu-
ton we're decidedly pleased with his ap
pearance. They, however, made him no
proposals, nor did they state their favor
able impressions. A gentleman Of this
city was requested to ascertain where he
spent his evenings, and what class of
young men we're his associates. 1t was
found that he spent several nights Of the
week in billiard room on main street.
and Sunday afternoon drove hired span
into the country with three other young
men. He IS now wondering why he didn't
hear from the house concerning that COW
eted position.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-11-27

The way to make easy times is as clear
as daylight.
Let every man or woman who owes
money pay it at once, if it is possible.
Be willing to make sacrifice in order
to meet promptly all of your engage
ments.
Stop grumbling at the faults and mis-
takes of others. and attend faithfully to
your own affairs.
Deal fairly. lenien,ly,. and cheerfully
with all persons who owe you or are in
pecuniary trouble.
If you are out of debt, thank the Lord;
and then 60 roung among your friends,
and enemies too, if you have them. and
render them all the assistance in your
power.
Don't hoard your money but loan it
or use it to relieve the needy. on the
same principle as you would give bread
to the needy in day CT famine.
Do what you can in every way to re-
lieve pecuniary distress, to check the
current of financial embarrassments and
restore public confidence.
Ifyou are a bank officer or director,
don't be cross . minute. Smile, Is
christian duty, from morning till night.
Give an encouraging word. if possible.
to all. and by all means strain every
nerve to help all who need it.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-11-27
A Locomotive Possessed Of tho Devil

An engine called tho Pioneer, for
merly the "Csnonchet" belongs to the
Hartford. Proyidence& Fishkill Railroad.
She was sold to another road. recently.
but. owing to some misunderstanding
was never delivered. and to get her out
of the way, the company sent her from
Hartford to South Manchester. week
or two ago. to be housed in tho engine
house there. She behaved herself like
any well bred engine the first two nights
bnt on the third the Waterman heard
strange noises issuing from all parts of
her. noises unlike anything he ever hesrd
before. This continued every night. and
Was heard by his brother, who came
to keep him company in the uncanny
place. Then the story got abroad that
there was hunted engine at the shop,
and believers and unblievers began to
flock around. The noises continued to be
audible. There was rapping now in
the fire. box, new in the boiler and anon
up in the smoke-stack, as though some
persons inside were striking the iron with
muf1ed stick. and hollow and dismal
rcverberation followed each blow. The
most careful and thorough examination
failed to disclose any trickery Or the posi-
bilitv of any. and the impudent spirits
would keep up the racket even while the
scrutiny was going on. People 20 to the
engine. house and stay nights to hear the
manifestations, and it is related that one
young man who WAS making unseemly
jests about the ghosts, suddenly grew
deathly pale and fell in swoon. When
he recovered he said he saw ghostly
figure glide out of the engine and point
its bony finger At him. There are divers
theories to account for the business.
Some say that it is the ghost of fire.
man whom former engineer wickedly
thrust into the fre-box to be consumed,
and others talk of men run over by the
engineer now returned in spirit to frisk
around the wheels that crushed them.
This can't be. however, for the engine
never killed anybody. Possibly it is the
old Indian. Canonchet. !or whom she
was first named, who is angry that she has
been renamed. A gentleman from Pitts
burg, who knows all about iron and loco
motives, says it is the molecular action of
the iron, striving to return from the arti-
fetal fbrous state, as seen in wrought
iron, to the granulated, or pig-iron state.
The believers in the spirit-theory floor
him at once. however. by asking why the
noises are loudest on alternate nights,
and why they always occur beween 9
o clock P. M. and A. NJ. It is queer
case al around, and, if caught. the spirit
should be severely punished for puzzling
people SO.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-11-27
VARIETIES.

All things are systematized now-a-
days. Even every milk train has its
cow-catcher.
There is nothing so effective in bring
ing = man up to the scratch ~ . heal
thy, high spirited fec.
Where is parts unknown asks .
correspondent of the Danbury Ne,os. To
which Bailey answers very truthfully
Where they don't advertise.
Two pairs of stairs are necessary to
every newspaper Office in North Carroll
na-one for the editor to 20 down ~ the
caller comes up the other.
A New Orleans juryman was asked BY
the Judge if he ever read the papers.
He replied, ''Yes, your homer; but If
you'll let me 20 this time I'll never do so
any more"
Eyer can't stne that are down this
chicken, from young lady in Indiana,
meant that she did not credit her teach
er's statement that the sun is larger than
the earth.
Troy, N. Y, has . baby with four
teeth in its nose. That child was cut out
for reporter. Think of the amount of
nosing around man could do with such
q finty organ as that
Fred, said young man, walking
up Cortlandt street the other day. after
listening to his wonderful story, SEQ you
know Why you are like harp struck by
lightning ?" NO" says Fred, II give
it up" Because a harp struck by
lightning is blasted lyre,"
A crowd Of quarreIsome people were
dispersed from the front of a residence
in . very singular and sudden manner
one night. A stranger visiting the fami-
ly slipped into the crowd unperceived,
and extending an inverted hat announced
that he was making a missionary collec-
ton. Two minutes later he stood there
alone, with not . single member of the
turbulent mass to be seen in any direc-
ton.