The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-06-26

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certified. Wei wefk away a.a DIE
industrious tsihff yoa sBaw ihe Uragae.
saFs. $50 every oaf tbat thn8rfh.
Knott aod ebatt fought s dasl Ths
resulg vas lhai they shaahed conditions,
Knott Wa slot sod shgst was uat Il
VS., beiter 10 BE shoti iaaa Knott
a new leaf tbe family history -
Aatk NOW i'B be papa NaiaR 70 6E lha
faraaee. saIl.s %, Yes And BID Do ihe
new purse and you mus{ .dsy rae beAiad
tae cellar door
Wien q Connecticut dtaeou naagea
q somuoicui worsbiper with the eoutriba-
con box, i4c sleepy individual aUoke,
partially smiled. and marmafe3, ! don't
smoke, aHd asaa on 10 sleep agaIH.
"A yoan. aul hsppy widow ia Pujs
recently remarkt8 % friend ] am now
Ia tle honeymoon az my wldowhood,
Never spbslalng sorrow aud healing OF
wouads. 80 lcnderly aud beautifully told
IT.
Why Is blind mans bun Ike symFa-
tbs Because ils a feiIcr feeling for fal-
Ter cFitlef Another feIler Says the same
would apply to a tow-bcadcd boy who
scratches bis head.
a shrcwd old gentleman once said
to his daughter, be sure, my dear you
never marry poor man, but remember
that the poorest man 10 Che world q one
that has money and nothing else,
Recently In one Of The city churches
the theme was The creation. In one Of the
ndult classes the teacher inquired why
God created msn last; whereupon
married lady suggested thatit was oyi.
dent that God didn't want him botberng
around
a ST. Louis lady has d lovely daugh-
Ter, aud takes boarders. One Of the nice
Young men il sweet on Bella, aud COM
Ing home the other night he saw light,
graceful form sweep past him IN the hsl
end heard thc sedutiyc rustic Of criuolino.
ilc knew that form aud clasped il to his
heart imprIuting imprisoned kisses on
ID. lips, be dropped Il when be heard
those words Hurry w massa George.
leo got to hurry after soft soap
in the course ola spicy article an.
swerlng this question, the Mobile Regis
ter says liang man affects to believe
that advertisements are not read lct him
advertise that he wants 70 buy a dog, for
instance, II he ienot furnished with every
variety Of animated sausage that morn
ing before breakfast, and besides, with
one or two sound grounds for suits against
him for assault We will break cur
golden rule, and dead-hcad his advertise
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"A Danbury man named Reuben. rc.
Gently saw statement that counting one
hundred when tempted to speak an angry
word would save man great deal Of
trouble, This statement soundcda little
singular At first, but the more he read It
over the moro iayorably be became i'm
pressed with Il, and finally concluded to
adopt 1t. Next door to Reubons lives a
man who has made five distinct attempts
in the past fortnight 10 secure dinner
of green peas by the fret Of July. and cy-
cry time has been retarded by Reubcns
hens, The next morning after Reubens
made bis resolution this man found bic
ftlh attempt to have mis-carricd. Then
he called on I,eubUus. lie said
What ia thunder DO you mean by let
ting your hens tear up lay garden,
Rcubons was prompted To call him g
mud snoni, galre jest coming into
use, bat be remembered hts resolution,
put down his rage aud moekty observed;
One, two, three, four, llge, six, seven,
eight
Then the mad neighbour who bad been
eyeing this answer with great deal Of
suspicion, broke 10 sgaio,
Why don't you auswer my question,
yoa uscals
But stilI Reubcns maintained bis cquan-
unity, and went on with Tic test
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve thirteen, four
teen, fifteen, sixteen
The mad neighbour stared harder than
tvef.
Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen twenty,
tgtniy.oae-
You are mean skunk. said tho mai
rriglt1r backing toward fhe fncc.
Rcubens face hashei az this charge. but
ho ouly said
twenty-five, twenly.three, tweuty-t8gn
twenty-five, tRonts.siK-
At ,blf dsuta the ne.shbar e1, sep aa
the fence II some haste bai suddenly
tlluk ieg Of BIZ pens. ha opened DIS