The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-05-29

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offs gentleman.
Al,s 4fe amb.e.Ias like p4uaaI f..
Because the, are seldom seen after Ieub
A western editor says Of a ucighbor
wllba qutyeriug eyclid, tina, he suffers in
tie lef, eye.
We'll, wife, you can't say ever con-
tneled bad habits. No sir; you gener'
ally expand them.
What's the use, said an idle fellow, Of
mans working himself to death to get
q living.
Taxation g. said to bear equally on
al classes from the fact that i hardly
pressed on the rich, and presses hardly on
the poor.
-lti- considered cool TO take a mans
hat with hls name written 10 it, simply
because You want bis autograph.
The soii in Nebraska f1oza to the
debth OF eight feet. The potato bug-oh
whore wa. hcy lie was nine feet down.
and Is now coming out, gay and lively
The English are taught at an carly
age TO support The monarchy Most every
srhool.boy has had the prints Of wales
upon bis back.
lit IS said that ii ST.. Louis editor used
to write poetry when boy and had
reputation In that line extending over an
area Of country three miles long, four
miles wide and mile thick.
--Chickasaw County, Iowa, has just
received its FIRST piano, and one Of the
boys there denounced it as the all-hredest
fiddle YOU ever see.
An inmoI. teacher has had written
charges filed ont against him consisting
Of FIST, immortality I'd, parshaltyl Sd,
kcaping disorderly schoaI ltb, carroing
uaafc wepngsE
a Danbury mau, who has been visit
iug in a place where the cemetery was
provided with many private vaults, is
very much pleased with the idea, a 1t
enables man to visit bis own grave and
weep.
A Wisconsin justice OF the peace di-
vorced a couple recently as follows; lie
stood them up IN the middle Of the floor,
backs together, and a. they walked away
from each other he repeated the marriage
ceremony backward
1t Is useless for physicians TO argue
agaust short-Eleeved dresses The Con.
sdtution Of the United States says that
the right to bear arms shall not be inter
lered with.
-One OF onr exchanges, without spec
,l,,ue time or Whereabouts, says VIII
eeHtle toottep the beautiful snow gol,
down from heaven aud lhs datk-e,e,
nua trsehed up and licked IL iu
Au aII bachelor af- chat giving Jb
ballot b. woman Wonld uot amount d.
aaibua practically. because Ghgg would
Eeep denying that they were old suangI
ia vote until they gee ta9 old 10 take $50.
interest ia pplils q.
ltug tiE year uId toy was asE#
Hg u.f ts4sbs, 70 write Il eampa ,l.au O..
ihe ub.tei 0l water. sud tle following
gug proaaet.0u Water Is good 10 drink
10 swim lu. 10 hate Ola when uo-eu
When was haUY lie nurse uaej q
uaIie rae every morning 10 water. has
aesu told thas the ln5uus don't was
theHseI,r, but outr ia ten wears. SSH.
was an iniu-
Mike, viii ruu oone lei aud take
drHts Mike looked ri him tor ihe swe
afhalfa minute, aud then rolling h
ete. npwanl very softly said ltbo
il was au angel spabIa 20 me.
"A kansas pastor declined aa sll
Hau 81 hundred dollars to hj, saIar,
iaf lhis reasou, amoae others, lbst %
hardest par, Of bis labor heretofore ha
isaen she collection 81 bi. salary, and
WauIi $40 him Ia "a, go collect a haplrg
HnstAtH tffotFr
A German Ia RaHaIa ieIl into het
eai tbg other dat sod wa. drowned u
daul s.. hard a. he sad 10 save hlma
aad would have success lel basi uat taa
lHu eafk ghoked hlus
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10 rsote ils actor Nou followed u
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kea roar neck cAais3med Hunter 30
i ttass les sald Fo9tc far ] threa go.
pres aptIo1 90, 81 5 thrte-stors wiada
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sen iaskt eta charming goBag lsdy
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male the uuatjeome discovery i'.a.
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come "a lhe nnerAA provided tatf
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