The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1873-01-30
WOMAN'S WORLD.

'FF'N'' F' 'hsN 80 '"'Nr
Homes best affections grow divine in grace,
Her eyes are ray'd with love, serene and bright,
Charity wreaths her lips with smiles OF light
Her kindly voice hath music in its notes
And heavens own atmosphere around her floats
The Boston papers want the little
girls in the public schools to learn the
art Of sewing, but are troubled to know
what modern lady can teach them.
AN Indianapater-famil whoscspouse
has filled his culver with twelve sons
and fifteen daughters wishes to know if
that isn't Il sufficient cause f&' divorce?
A GEORGIA woman in credited with
having raised II large family, although
not out Of her teens. 1t was her moth
er-in-law's family and she did it with II
keg Of powder, planted in the cellar.
A DAEO2A homcsteadcr's wife used a
Sioux CITY bachelors loyc-letters to her
to Chink the cracks in their cabin. At
last accounts the bachelor wa eXpertly
lodging that homestcadcr, who had a
revolver i'll one hand and those love let
tors in the other.
A YOUNG couple in Wisconsin were 50
thoroughly bent on matrimony that
they rode twcnty-thrcc miles in an open
wagon when the mercury stood seven
teen degrees below zero to obtain II GER
-.
~tiiicate. They frozc cars, hands and
feet. Still they joined their frozen
hands.
The sharpcst so far this month is the
Troy girl who makes her u~n8uspecting
father the daily bearer Of sweet missiyes
to a clerk in his employers house. She
pins the letter in the old mans cloak,
and when he reaches the office and
throws off the garment the clerk gets it
and responds by the same carrier.
LADY called upon Mrs. Maria Rich
ardson, of SWmmorton, Michigan, re-
cent? y, and after chatting for II while,
the latter asked to be excused for mo-
ment and went up stairs. Soon the call
CT observed blood trickling through the
ceiling, and following its direction
found Mrs. Richardson with her throat
fatally cut. That seems, however, II
curious way to entertain company.
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin, has had an
Enoch Arden, but he didn't come back
and gaHc through the window ut the
felicity Of the reconstructed household
and then go into the green and yellow
melancholy business not any. He
kicked the new husband out, sorted the
children and sent his brats after him,
and then, after thrashing his wife, set
tied down into n peaceful and happy
head of the family.
LOVE This is IL gnawing
disease; and people who have it bad bite
their nails, bite their lips, and bite
others lips. They like solitude and
mediate a good deal on "solitudc
s~wcetencd," That's what makes it SO
bad when it becomes epidemic, like the
horse disease. 1t breaks up society it
breaks up families; breaks up old
friendships and breaks up II good many
hearts. But it isn't such II very bad
sickness to have, after all. 1t don't
take II fellow right off from his feet like
the aGue. It's IL little warming to the
blood, but it don't burn like the typhoid
fever, 1t don't require quininc, non
jalap nor squills nor any other bitten
stuff. Bitters could never keep com
pany with anything so sweet.
MAIDENLY SYMPTOMS OF CELmACY.-
When II woman begins to read love
stories abcd-that's II symptom.
When n woman gives Il sigh ON hear
ing of II wcdding-that's II symptom.
When IL woman begins to talk of
rheumatism in her knees and elbows
that's a symptom.
When a woman begins to say what Il
dreadful set of creatures men are, and
that she wouldn't be bothered with one
for the world-thnt's II symptom.
When n woman begins to have II little
dog trotting after hcr-that's Il symp-
tom.
When IL woman begins to have Il cat
mt her elbow ut meal time, and gives il
swcctencd milk-that's IL symptom.
When II woman begins to say that u
servant has no right to have II sweet
heart-that's n symptom.
When II woman begins to 60 to bed
with her stockings and flannel nightcap
on-that's Il symptom.
When II woman begins to put her
fingers before her'mouth when talking
to any one for fear they should see she's
losing her teeth-that's a symptom.
CRIMINAL SECRECy. The martinets of
the medical profession insist that it il
beneath the dignity of II regular physi-
clan to advertise. Ii II member OF the
faculty should discover an absolute rem
Wy w any tiN'iiNt IL NOIllil bt u DTtittll
Of professional decorum to offer the
specific for sale through the journals OF
the day. Scorning such p%roiudices one
OF our leading practitioners is now max
ing known to the public through the
columns Of over three thousand news
papers one of the most comprehensive
remedies for disease that has ever as-
suagcd the suilerings of humanity. DIR.
WALKERS CALIFoRSlA VtNEGAR BlrrEgs.
although comparatively Il new medicine,
has already attracted the attention of
millions in both hemispheres. 1t has
been advertised through all the chan
ncls accessible to advertising enterprise,
and the result has been the preserve
ton Of thousands Of lives, and tho pre-
%vcntion of an untold amount OF physical
torture. DIR. Walker thinks that the
greatest GOOD of the orpalpst number"