The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-28
THE womanly art. Tears.
THE manly art--lIngging,
RED men-Whlsky blblers.

THE manly art--llugging,
RED men--Whlsky blblers.
WIRy fellows-Telcgraph operators
THE key TO yesterdays pleasures
Turkey.
A couYTER-TEAT-A clerk aud a lady
u kissing across n counter.
OWING 10 the present stage of the
+, Trinity, no man-of-war can leave this
Z port for Spain.
SOME men In this city have dlspcn-
Y sed with candles and lamps, aud now
\ go to bed with light heads.
. THE only mnn that We can swear IL
n believer In the higher law, lsthc fell
Is low who sits on n keg Of powdersmok-
ing n cigar r
TIA A CIGAR house In this city received
an order, yesterday. for MY gross Of
clay pipes. "Piplng' times for that
dealer, sure. lgsGfl ls.t,r,in34 o
HEAVY shipments OF flour are made
from The various mills In this city, in
response to orders along the limo OF
the Pacific road.
IN NO instance, yesterday, did the
man who stole his thanksgiving tur-
key, keep ii In his stomach over ten
minutes. 1t threw itselfu
SEE card of Young u Chllds, ear
penters and joiners,. who are prepared
to contract for all kinds of work in
their line. Address Postoflicc box 1887,
Dallas, Texas.
MAJOR BEVERLY was checked on
the wing on ELM street, yesterday,
and made to pan out "wha' he'd bin"
and what doing since his friends had
last seen him.
TIE sky was overcast with light
gray vapor, yesterday;until about sun
set, when the clouds melted away,
leaving the night one OF luminous
splendor. 48
DALLAS has u female, thirteen years
of age, who has won inextinguishablc
renown by knocking the breath out Of
the "belowsn of three rullians, who
assaulted her one night going home.
THE Central road, at this point, is
loading large numbers of flats and box
4 cars with cotton for New Orleans and
st. Louis. The bulk of this staple is
going northward.
Mr.. QUINN's little child, aged six
years, had its arm painfully bruised,
yesterday afternoon, by the sudden
blowing-to of a door to their residence
on Commerce street.
THOUSANDS Of feet of lumber are be-
ing hauled TO various parts of the
Z county from this city. Fifty-six wag-
ons were counted Oh Ross Avenue, go
ing north and east, yesterday.
THE telegraph Office is to take up
Burton in its arms, and remove key,
battery and wire to the upper story of
s5anger's new building or the upper
one of Adams & Lconards new bank.
AMONG the relics still in possession
ola gentleman Of this city, who enjoys
the society of his second wife, is the
brickbat thrown at him In question
ofveracity between his first wife and
himself
THE policeman, whose beat includes
Elm street. and especially that portion
oft between Market street andtheSco
house, will oblige pedestrians if he will
see to the clearance of the crossings
continually blockedup with wagons.
MISTAKES win happen in the best of
families" was the consolitary remark
of an uptown husband yesterday af-
tcrnoon, after hn had thrown out his
{ foot and brought his wife tumbling to
the floor, just as she was going down
town to buy a dry goods bill ofa few
hundred dollars.
RAKE her up, rake her up,p Shout
cd a Dallas ganiin to his daddy the
other night, after stand-up aud
knock-down fight between that indi-
vidlal and the boys mother. ''aalx G
her DIP; the old quilt was game, but
yer stunned her this time, my covey