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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

IT Is ALToG ETHER WRONG to trife with a bad
cough cold. when the risk IS great and rem
edy so sure, prompt and thorough DR.. Jaynes
Expec7 orau ca.l be readily found.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

CRIMINAL SECRECY. The martinets OF
the medical profession insist that 1t is
beneath the dignity of a regular physl-
faculty should discover an absolute
remedy for any disease it would be
breach of professional decorum to offer
the specific for sale through the jour
nails of the day. Scoring such preju-
dices one of our leading practitioners is
now making known to the public through
the columns of over three thousand
newspapers, one of the most compre-
hensive remedies for disease that has
ever assuaged the sufferings of humanl-
ty. DR. WALKER's CALIFORNIA VINEGAR
BITrERS. although comparatively new
medicine, has already attacked the at
tention of millions IN both hemispheres.
Tt has been advertised through all the
channels accessible TO advertising enter
prise. and the result has been the pre-
servation of thousands of lives, and the
prevention of an untold amount of ply
steal torture. Dr. Walker thinks that
the s'greatest good Of the greatest num-
Der" is the true object of medical sci
ence, and hence he steps boldly out OF
the contracted circle of professional ex-
clusiveness, and places his great restor-
ative within the reach of all. Its bene-
fetal effect in cases OF chronic dyspep-
STA, biliousness, kidney disease, govt,
diseases of the throat and lungs, rheu-
matism, nervous complaints, and all
disorders of the secretive organs, is be
yond all estimate.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

Is IT not cheaper to wear one collar three or
four days than one collar each day? If you
think so try the Elmwood or Warwick.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

WE WERE pleased to see, not long since, in
one of our exchanges, some pretty severe re-
marks addressed to several persons who, dur
ing an interesting lecture by Rev Jno- S. C.
Abbott kept a continuous coughing, which
prevented many from hearing People who
cannot refrain from coughing had better stay
away from such places, or else take bottle OF
Johnson's Anodyne Linim ent with them
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

pher, while lecturing, had the habit of
fixing his attention upon one of his
auditors who wore a garment without
button in particular place. One day
the student had the button sewed on.
Kant, on commencing the lecture, fixed
his eye on the usual place The button
was not there Fancy the CONSERVATION
of the philosopher, whose ideas had be-
come associated with that buttonless
garment. His lecture that day was de-
testable; he was quite unhinged by the
circumstance.
Too many authors have been fond of
the bottle. Rabelais said, eating and
drinking are my true sources of inspira-
ton. See this bottle It it my true
and only Helicon, my cabalistic foun-
tain, my sole enthusiasm. Drinking, I
deliberate and celebrating, I drink. "
Ennius, Hschylus and Cato all got
their inspiration while drinking. Meze-
raj always had large bottle of wine
beside him among mis- books he drank
of it at each page he wrote. He turned
the night into day, and never composed
except by lamp light, even in the day
time. All his windows were darkened
and it was no unusual thing for him to
show a friend to the door with lamp,
though outside it was broad daylight.
On the contrary, Varillas, the historian,
never wrote except at full midday. His
| ideas, he imagined. grew and declined
with the suns light.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30
when all the winds are laid
And every height comes out, and juttinp peah
And valley, and the immeasurabie heavens
Break open to their highest

the stars seem set as emblems of eternal
fixity and rest As such they have been
regarded III all ages by the poet nor
has science, so far as it has been di-
rected to the apparent movements of
the stars, taught any other lesson. 1t
has, indeed, shown that the stars are
even more steadfast than they seem, in
so far as it teaches their diurnal and
annual motions are but apparent, while
the great professional swaying of the
star-sphere is but the rehexion of the
earth's gyration. More and more Just,
so far as these motions are concerned,
has appeared the title of the /" fixed
stars, assigned by astronomers to the
suns which people space.
Yet the depths displayed to our view
in the stiffness of the calmest and clear
est night are, in reality, astir with the
most stupendous activity. The least of
the oTbs we see-some star so faint that
it is only discerned by momentary
action during single instant surpasses
all the forces at work upon the earth
during decade of years. All the won
derful processes taking place within
and around the globe of our own sun
have their analogues in that distand orb.
Let it be remembered also that our sun
himself presents an aspect which in
some sense suggests his real condition.
If we would picture him as he really is,
we must consider the uproar and tumalt
which prevail where. to our ordinary
PERCEPTIONS, all seems as perfect rest.
The least movement on that glowing
philosophers represents the action of
forces 50 tremendous that they would
be competent to destroy in an instant
this earth ON which we live The most
hideous turmoil, outvying millionfold
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

Is THE CHEAPEST PAPER FOR
+. Yrm8s AND
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

S5 TO $50 r . a ,, Assa. sr VAT.
tu& people. 81 either sex. NnuE ela make more
money at work for as, Ia their spare moments OF
al the time. han ~ anyfifar else Particulars
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DC RECEIPTs

which cost siss u sent 81. receipt Of 10 eenis A,
dress ny. RIeS1 a =. 81 louis. Mo
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

The application Of the ts.sasiy Relief I'd fne part
pa whore the rain or difficulty exists "iii az
ford ea=e and culufuft-
Twenty drops iu hilf lumber % sa.ef Fil in
moments cram ~ pas s. fVuf tlftiiltf
heartburn. sick heHiHfllP. diaf IfHN- atrti't -
collie wind IN tte bftsFels and 81 tie ua4 illfls
Traveller Should niaHFs carry p nlite ~ ftaa
ways Ready Relief WITH item a it.'t crops ih
wafes Siil prevent at ness fafa .Fsful ruatifr
o. water. II : better fsn Frefaeii brandy ur bis
Iers as q siiniulanf-
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!. =. ana other WORMS. lurking in

t..- 49, 81 hvacm.
80 - %, and other Worms. lurking in
ga, ~, ~ mlny thousands, are elicctnally de
trl fFetuovcd SAYS a distinguished plsysiol
1i i; i- tsearcely Individual upon the face Of the
III .ihody IS exempt lrsu The presence Of worms
upon the healthy elements Of the body that
Isl. bat upon the diseased hunofs and Shiny
lit ih1t breed these living monsters Of disease
ysc' at Medicine, vef4nifages, anthelniin
N.ir free the system flom worms like these Bit
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Fevsr as.d Agus Cured Tor SO 'cent..

There = not q remedial arefst "a % y fiat
viii cure fever aud esae and al thef iaaiefi ~
bilious, scarlet. typhoid yellow. 80 other i.iff
aided By itadvaE's pills.. que s o.
WAYS READY RELIEF Fifry efs Ter 6sttlr.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-30

4 hTiFlt Al. LINals IlT. Hiy's PaIsuT pre-.
= MUM Aftiai 60 cinnau Exposition. rsst4-Iac-
LON eilslt alitfet- Pamphlets free Office - ~.
FHrt % si.s Cincinnati. o. and 81 fulf sE Tou--
80 ~ tAefI ~ fsisfs-AC E.sTS VAN
- - W. ED. Eusinse1 legitimate PaIteu
iassifee- : WORTH - Gftuis. so. Box stsi-
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pRIcg 81 90 PER ROy7LF
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
Kew to Il PerSOn,S Name.

Key to a Persons Name.
BY the accompanying table
of letters the name of a person
or word may be found out In
the following o manner.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04

T-10.50!! When, to-nighR
Ayes, sir.
T-Why, don't a train 60 be.
fore that9 A feller told me
that It left nigh unto sundown.
A-This train, leaving at 7,
runs to Memphis.
T-Well, why can't | 60 on
A-Sinply because it is not
your train.
T-Don't this'n stop nowhar9
At makes all stops south
of Lebanon Junction.
T-Well, l reckon l can 20
on it then.
A-But, my dear slr. you
said that you took the Nash
vile train.
Tim just goih' piece out.
Can't | 60 on this 'uns
Where do you goa
T-Want to 60 to the station.
A-Yes, but what station9
T Down TO the creek.
A-But, nv man, there is
no such station on the road.
Where do you want to get off
the train for the creek9
T-Just beyond the bridge
YOU know
A-No, but I do not know.
Do tel me where you live, if
vou can?
T In Hart
4 What por'ion OF Hart
connt?
1.-TWO miles and up'ard
from the brl lge.
A-And the nearest station
to this bridge is
T - Why, pardner, it's just
right thar at Bacon creek.
Ann | 10 I'm ierstand that
vou 90 10 Bacon creek station
T-Exactlv How much doe 8
1t damage a fellers
Ais that for us all?
A-That is one fare only.
T=-What'l you let a fellet
have one that'l take the old
'oman and childron9
Att depends on the number
and age.
T--(Pointing to the old lady
near)=-Thar's the cd 'oman
and Andrew Jackson. George
Washington, Henry Clay, Su.
san Jane and
A--Hpld, my friend. just &C
and bring YOUR family and lei
me count th IN.
T--Just so; le'l', Tennessee
bring the yonng'uns up here
so this ticket. m aster can count
'em; thar, stranger.
A-Two wholes and six halve.
will do; don't charge for the
four youngest, only for those
of four and upwards.
T-Pardner, that's steep, can
you come downs
A--No, sir. it's the fare.
! T--Well, where can a ielle
fad the tfains
Aust behind you.
(which box will d felle
ee; ing
!, A-'he second coach.
T-Whsn doen she stayu
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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04

'Little did my vile dream
what a viper she was bringing
into the house, mused the
man. u shall hi.e some boy to
carry you away
Send tor the Black Maria
replied the bird, and while he
was being carried out he con-
unued, who stole the wheel.
barrow9'
The minister reached the
stoOp and called 10 a boy who
was playing mumblely.peg on
the or .ss.
Here, bub,' he sid, as the
boy came up; 'take this Lirl of
somewhere and give him ava ,
and III give you two shlllings.
Give him to any one who
will take him. continued the
minister. i have received a
shock which fairly makes me
tremble.'
Chuck him under the tablet
called the bird, as he went
through the gate, and when he
was nearly a block away he
could be heard singing:-
We won't 60 home ill morning.
Till daylight does appear
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
ADVERTISING TERMS.

A--At z o'clocE.
T--H ow long firsti
A--Ten minutes.
T--Can 1 get in nowl
Ayes, sir.
T--Pardner, jest take a fsl:
ler and show him in the right
box. I'm a stranger in these
parts
A--My dear sir, I have other
p ss-ngers to wait on. There
is the train just before yUh.
T-Good-by, pardner, come
along Tsnnesse: Andrew Jack.
son, pick up that dog; you
Henry Clay, help Patsy Ann
with them cats; come along
Ihar,George Washington, you'll
be left.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
Iowa Farming.


The ettentiOn Of persons who
claim that farming don't pay in
Iowa is called to the following
exhibit furnished us by Major
Kellogg, of the cost of break
ing, fencing, sowing, harvest-
ing, etc., a forty acre field. The
work was all hired, and a cor.
rect account of the amounts
paid out kept. The items are
as follows:
Breaking, 50 per acres so 90
Six hundred and sixty
six fence posts, 10
cents each............ SO 90
Sharpening and driv-
ing same 24 cts....... 10 90
Boring for wlre........... Z on
Putting in wire. ......." 8 OO
Wire tor fence, flour
wires). ...........:....:. 19a 00
Sixty bushels seed
wheat.......:............ g6 90
s. wing and narrowing 3S 00
Cutting with Marsh
HarveSter.............. IS 00
Shocking and drawing
to machine...........: 30 O0
Threshing.................: 80 90
Help hired in thresh;
Ing and carrying to
the cats......... ....a DO %
Total expenses. s...... 1854 90
Wheat raised. SOS
bushels, iietted 81
per bush al............"S S0S 90
Received for straw..... 20 O0
$S2S 00
Deduct. "."..::,...58i 90
244 00
Leaving after fencing anu
breathing, over s6 per acre
clean profit. This we cali pretty
air iLr our cheap iands.-
Wsy~s Go, (Av0) Mssa
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04

Let The person whose name
you wish to know inform you
in which of the upright COL
umns the first letter of his
name is contained. If it be
found in but one column it is
the top letter; if it occurs in
more than one column, it IL
found by adding the alphabet.
ical numbers of the top letters
OF these columns, and the SUM
will he the number of the let:
ter sought. By taking ons
letter at time in this way the
whole can be ascertained. Fur
example, take the word Jane:
j is found in the two columns
commencing with B and II,
which are the second and
eighth letters down the alpha
bet; their sum is ten, and the
tenth letter down the alphabet
is J, the letter sought. The
next letter A, appears in but
one column, where it stands ab
the top. N is seen in the col:
umns headed B, D and Fl; these
are the second; fourth and
eighth letters OF the alphabet.
which added give the four
teenth or N, and so on. The
use of this table will excite no
little curiosity among these un:
acquainted with the explana=
ton,
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
LIME!

TAM prepared to furnish The best qn"lity Of
lfresh lime from my kiln, mule north OF
Macarthur, al one dollar per barr el at the kiln,
buyers furnlshipx bvir own barrels.
isspti6S WM, MATTHEW'S.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
The SheIrIck Case.

~ =
count of a recent affray which
occurred in Jackson county
recently from the Jackson Her
aid:
The preliminary examination
before Mayor Laird, of James
Sherrick for the killing OF Lew
Strouse, excited great interest.
rhe facts as they appeared be.
fore the Mayor are these Sher-
rick had rented a piece oI
ground of Mr.. Strouse, and had
put it in corn and potatoes.
Slrouse had told a number Of
his neighbOrs that Sherrick
should not have the crop, and
if he undertook to dig the po-
tatoes he would shoot him
The morning of the killing
SlrOuse sent little boy, named
Alfred Hartley, who worked for
him (Slrouse into the potato
patch just as Mr.. Sherrick and
his two boys reached it
Young Hartley told Sherrick
he had better 20 away as Mr.
Strouse had said il he (Sher-
rick) came into the patch hr
would shoot him. Sherrick
SAID he would dig the potatoes
if shell froze Over!' Just then
shot was heard at StrOuse's
house, two hundred yards away,
and Young Hartley told Sher-
rick he hal better 60 away as
that was Strouse. The bov
went to the house and found
Strouse loading his pis oil
When loaded and capped he
startel for The potato patch at
rapid walk. When within a
few feet of Sherrick, Strouse
presented The pistol and showed
il against Sherrlck's face and
AZ the same time ordering him
Sherrick knocked him
down with his fist, and grabbed
the muzz'e Of the pistol. Then
ensued struggle which lasted
several minntps, and IN which
Sherrick reached one hand fol
a hoe, still retaining his grII
on the muzzle Of the pistol
keeping it turned awav from
him. and struck him (Stronse
on the side of the head once n
twice-probablv twice, Sher
rick then made renewed effort
to get the pistol, and finall,
getting il he started off ant
hurried to the office of Alb r
Hartley. a Justice of the Peace
and wanted a warrant fn
Strouse. Sherrick at that tim,
had no idea of Stronse bein!
hurt much as Immediately afte
he had started a way. .Strohse GO
mp, and after nicking up bot
tie OF ammunition. winch il
his struggle had dropped out q
his pocket, had started for hi
house. The Mayor held Sher
rick To answer to the charge q
manslaugh'er. He gave bal
for his appearance IN the sur
of 81 900. Sherrick's life.lon
character for peace and quie
comes strongly to his aid
The Texas Pacific RaiIt0a
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
Parrot with . Wicked
TOngue,

appreciate the following true
story from a Detroit PIPER re-
laling to a parrotr@ilh a wick.
ed tongue. Last winter Gra-
liot street saloon keeper went
TO Cincinnati on a visit, and
while seeing the town he came
across a saloon sporting the
wickedeot old parrot which
ever lenrned 10 speak the Eng
lisn language. GFariOt street
stood ny and heard the bird
strip and tear" for a straight
hour, and when he came home
that parrot came with him. All
The way up here the parrot,
"went Tor" brakemen and bag
eage-men, ripping out oaths
which Capt. Kidd couldn't have
handled, and the further north
lie came the more wicked he
rev. Reaching Detroit, his
cage was hung up in his sa.
loon, and Jack" has been there
ever since, up to Friday. 1t
was poor day when he didn't
learn some new oath or slangy
expression, and finally he be
came so that nobody but a
hardened william could talk
with him. He was SOLD last
Friday for $40, and his owner
kept him about an hour and
then sent him as a present TO a
minister's wife whe had been
attentive TO his family during
sickness. She was very CRATE
Iul, having often thought how
nice il would be to have a talk
ing parrot around the house -
Jack" seemed put out by the
change OF owners and he sat
on his perch all Friday nigh
and refused 10 say a word Sat
urday morning the ministers
wife started tGr Pontiac, and
she carried Jacks" cage into
her husbands study that neith-
er might he lonesome. She
had been gone about an hour
and the good man was Scrib-
bling away when all at once
the parro, shouted:
"Hearts is trumpsW
The good man gave a jump
and looked out of the window
thinking that a couple ol bad
boys were playing euchre un
der his shade trees. lie could
see no one, and, surprising thai
he was mistaken, he seated
himself and began to write
again, when the parrot shout
edi
"Not any gin, thank YEP
Horrifed, the clergyman
looked around and he saw
- lack" trying to wink at hin:
Half doubling il it was th'
bird which had spoken, yet de
termined to find out, be ih
quired: "Wha'9"
"Shnt up, rr I'll put a hea'
on ye!' replied Jack, habgln'
to the cage with one claw AM
shaking his feathers.
us it possible? eGclaime,
The good man drawing neare
10 the cage.
Champagne Charlie was MS name
Champagne Charlie was his name
sang Jack, swinging turiously
ON The stick.
"Vlle bird, you shall 60 OH
of herer said the minister Il
an excited voice, 81 would a
soon harbor d highwayman
"Ruuse init hlnI'' cried Jacl
and then he chuckled an
cackled as il he Was laughl
heartily.
1T is sin and a shame ths
men have taught an !nnoceu
bird to use such language
continued the good man, as h
licked up the cage.
Hit him with a beer tnmt
l3 -zhoI Tho n orrnr fruIn
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04

The Texas Pacific Railroad
has come to a dead halt The
construction company has
tailed.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-12-04
GRANGER'slsO

D, were you ne'er Granger,
And did you never plpw,
And feel that swellingdf your bones
You never can feel now?
Hast never trod the verliant sod
With feet all brown ahd bareP
Or, brisk and bllthe, hast swung the
scythe,
With hay-seed in your halr9
Didst never don, at break of day,
On crisp December morn.
Your overalls and ilngef-stalls,
To husk the golden cerng
For Il you never reapedinor sOwed
There's one thing ceTtaln. stranger,
I'm very sure YOU never knOwed
What 'tis to be Granger.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-08-19
The Crowbar stiIl Busy,

Reform was busy yesterday exposing tons Of
reeking filth beneath the sidewalk and gutter
booths about Catharine Market. Thanks are
due to the Board of Health for the prompt
bold manner in which it Is dealing with
nuisances which had become powerful, if not
reputable or decent, by age. 1t has indicated
the rights Of the public in tearing away the
distractions which gathered about the mar
kets-fruitful seeds of disease, to poison all
who deal in or visit these great food depots
To-day it will use the crowbar at Centre
Market. In turn all the sources of foul air
about other markets are to be similarly treated.
1t is to be hoped that while thus busy in
exposing and cleansing the sources of disease,
for which individuals have been to blame tho
Board will not lose sight of the monstrous evil
OF manure and garbage dump in immediate
contact with our chief wholesale market on
vesey street pier. When that offensive insti-
tuition is in operation the dirt carts going to
it with their loads of denominations must pass
in effect through the market dropping samples
of their nauseous contents to faint the air.
This the Health Board has the power to pre-
vent Its own action, declaring the dump o
eath-threatening nuisance, shows a clear
understanding OF the case. If the refuse of
the lower wards had to be carted to Harlem it
should be done rather than that its foul odors
should be allowed to poison our food at
Washington Market.