, 1873-12-27
THE TWO KO0pERS.


fs0aa tic TAttaie1uhit Iteas.
o.o of tho nlont laugliab!t ncoiioy evor rit-
uoBsc1 On tho ioors Of CongvcBa wan that which
occurred iii The T1onao sono ttroo or four years
AGO, growing out Of II stupid mistake Of iaontity
on the part Ut Nov England editor Of more
zzeal tl'an knowlcdCd, III ronfuuhng Tho Hon.
ol,naotts. with William ii. Hooper LEO thon del
10 hcgln With {" tl,a eatnn w1,lo!, wiah To OK.
rlRin y tho Massachusetts Hooper Is ONO Of Tho
"s9lld mon OF Doston,' t'orty gentlemen Of
m,da'S stntnro, With rudy con'pioxion hs'Eht;,>
wlilskeiss tbat encitolo decidedly English Gsco,
donortno,t = moioi siat aIr Taryoyarop
hln1holf could not but aamne No one,
him to have inangod in my Of tho dineipasions
Of Washington lilo further tlan to partako OF
good d!niaor Or dtinls q glass Of sparkiN wine.
The Utah Hooper; tout au contraire, H. ,;, q LAY,
ual, with bald crown and bronzo1 complexion,
with loavy grizzly board growing from ai1d coy
eting tho chii. III faith, Mormon OF tho
ntra'Hhtest sect. In practice no u na 70 20 =.
bis Intercourse with Ills tcilow-monbors fs could
hive leon expected Of u Latter~Day Salnt tnsnong
Gontllos, and for ausht tllat :waa known OF lss
private ltabttB, strictly correct. ,...
We'll, tho Ulah question aud whns to do with
lie AIattnons, waa before CGnyrcBst md Ind been
l,o subject Of Yoyeral days' warm tolato. Mt tho
sloso Of Which tho utah Hooper took tho Hour
inu h'aae ienetny anoech 10 ae!ellso OF li'n
tolntions, aud domestic huLits including, OF
course, tAo dctostod psao9oe OF poygasny. It
waa, In tt.uth, very good poa for Il worry bad
eanao. INo speech. or Synopsis o. t, was
v,g,innt reporters OF tine Asapcintod 9Fos',
. antl appeared III the leading dulles Of tho
country, with tho other Congressional doinEs,
81 to day as tno rehaIka ol MI itoopor.
1t naturally attracted tho attention OF tle press
nrid tlio pcoplo, a'it Was especialiy hoticca ny
tue editor aforesaid. ropresontStive q lhat
numerous nut HghF reSpcctao!o} oGlsy q "aao ~,
1o"rah 9stato wno %o @ I ofeshg fs te rue
OF willing 70 praise Dill not alfhiu 10 olaMa,
are always moro on tho Mort 10 iifd caliSo 20
condemn public men thu: to cona1nena them.
This etlsor, Tor nught Know, may never haro
apont Day 10 Washington IN rs Aio. never
received opinion tint LIE at :l'a capital was
continuous carnival OF dobaucllery Mud S'ce. ~
hawE rouncos upon hls prey. llo iasteneu hts
talons upon ths laeklcas speech. and imagining
its nuthor was "a hIa fcicutlcsa grasp pfoceoIod
to u, np ns Wins wltp sonsolnl as'ulty; Io
drop tho figure, ho dipped his pen IN ficsa-tlis-
tied gall, and dnst'ng OH - ior us hoaa!nR,
" Hoy aro the Mighty. Fallcn!" OF homo similar
gtuuting words. lauuclod forth etnto scathinS
denunelatton OF lilo total ueprnVlts OF aoe.a Alo
III washington, az a striking anu doplofablo oX-
ample OF when N gfsoveu nm 20 INFORM n.s
readers, however It might tliocA tle!r moral
honorable but now tlishonorcd sa,nucl Huopcr. a
representative of tue cuueatcd, ''t'asus, rcfincQ
cauEell-goin% people OF Dpston-a nun feafea
IN the stEelons sc,ooi o. In'i,"h = naola,1ty nna
who heretofore had borne ciatactor NJ pure
and BpotiosB na tne marble from tho lnafflos Of
tho Green Mountain state-had hoeome 80 @ con-
thniaatea ny Inv asssoiato AssoeiAtioha o. Mahl-
1ngson Boclpsy 20 deDasca III iecHnS hha Pflnc1-
plo as actually to stand up on tho lloor of tllo
House " fRopfescntatiYcs-;ss1at aug'1sd asaom'
by Of tho e%ongrcgatod % e f wisdom of tho nation
hni IL the sfght oi tue Whoio "ofla' 80 90 SPEAK,
s"m,c5sly proclaim hmsett y convert 70 nnu
o.4s!st tor tHo reyoltlngly lscentlotla practfco
e .po!yGainy! cotnmene Was unnecessary.
ror that must Cause Ino YetY heare-stflnGs or
every rlg1t1inlnaed Amorlcha clti4en TO tiheio
~ view u s1o aoy G!ocs Mcn n!ss it,,
ing example OF 1hlleh hu1natss "ouo uoxltno'y
&e &c. Iae oatnf> asoet Tug ollor. must ,t naso
;oht nm sohsoh OF nervous plosslaton, aount
knt rose IRON MS "ofK WIN INC proaa alsa. seil
satlniynS eohaclons!ssa tnas A9 nao alsenafsea
hpalntnl anty Mltn fearless !1uedieS.
fo,, VI ms t<, s as u
IRON A!assaennsot's, alae '.sas!ous .nsl u us .;.s
Dlan iianseshkes cetnGss pattc'rsats1Ii ~ tne
lfecaoM ol dennso. outn VI. - "poG;! p -;
Wah 100 much tor oven s " Gtoa qoar 49,. m
aueuco no ntAt 4elutilG. ta'a1ouahtc4y uttol t.io
roauMg o. t1o 3onrla', no a9ho ~ US @ se'tt,
eauGnt lho epe"Aurib w, uoo asnoa % iea'u ~
maae PetsonAl oApna.at'o,; l.. was ~ oueo .1'
F1antea, ana " "ay ol p!et.',nssafS, ne ssas NY
saeule's ni;lce ~ ne m t,oa, uesH ,,i o
knows joke tAe moiaent Ae aees It. aud enjoys
H. looJ pIocceaGu ~ ic"l ~ VIZ ioI"nuo-ol
rather, attempted 10 ica1 u. lof a!inoAt every
WORD was 1ntoriaptea wlt5f sucn itFepleaSo;!o
bursts OF laughter ihat had u been t'fintcd III
been entnp INTO mhNh'sEae,e j'assNaes' aAa ni.ne
conipostor1 cases IN cue Gfooe oh!ca Wou.a hot