The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-10-04
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how far it IL. he brakeman has seen him
before, and his replies are 10 short for n
weak stomach, but he tells him. The last
morsel finsheu he turn. to gu, and he
says. a. a woman who dclibrrates and is
therefore lost, II think now am on the
wrong train. | thought so a the while.
and then he tells you where he wants to 20.
and shows you his check, and askc YOU If
you think It is good foe the trunk, and how
far it is, and when he will get there, and
you tell him. The conductor returns. he
makes grab ut him. and he wants him TO
tell him when he will get there, and who
Keeps the best house, and how far it is from
the Depot, and whether that is really the
best mouse or some other, and whether he
meant three o'clock in the forenoon or af-
ternoon, and the conductor doesn't tell
him.
\ TRIBUTE TO cosDUcToos,
There is "a poor joke, past the grace of
saitpetrc, that an coromcal conductor
VIII save a few hundred dollars Il year more
than his salary, and there is an INN ession
abroad in many minds that conductors take
t, stealing as Dogberry got his realing and
writing naturally. When it comes to that
a couple of Hallway Directors and Prcsi-
dent or tw" have been known to steal more
money than all the conductors in the United
States together ever misarpropriated. A
conductor, if dishonest, is not a rogue be-
cause he is conductor. o. a conductor he
cause he is rogue. ASS cll,s. conductors
are a honorable as lawyers. II vsicians.
bankers, while they run far prenter risks
and have far m re to try their natienco than
the money changers and professional gem
item n just named. Go from Providence
to the Golden Gate, and. as n rule. IL is tI,e
conductors who treat Won with the most
courtesy and kindness, stem aside from the
ling Of their official duty to crafty vour roo.
son ble wishes and render Won comfort,hle
And not for you only. hut for hundred, of
thousands of strangers who ride nm n th.;r
trains. To them. generations nj man and
women ONLY live from eobtrpn m ,xyan,v.
four hours They mass on and are soon No
more. ut drrins ose honr, tho onnj,r.
tor has hum'n nature under microscope.
ne discover, tnlhgs "hout poop that they
themselves nau nn'y guessed at tie dis
.e.ns "" M .'i,t .neir heishoSrs never de
'ec'e"' ne average conductor Is Shrewd
'u''' ne reau' '"ces ike oooK, ana re-
''e''oe'' ''e" Always
ORR, ru,,cs ere.
When man travels, what material bao-
"
behind nima great deal ofinental and moral
imped,msnta. There used to be say ng
among the traders to Santa F., .If there
is any dog in n man he will show it out on
the trail" During the war. people going
to the front were astonished to learn what
manner f people some of their nearest
ncghbors really were. 1t is so in the world
on wheels. Men and women show out won
derfully. But whatever you put on to 60
II journcying, even TO thai new silk hat if
you must, never put on airs. They are al
together too sauzy to lie warm in winter, or
decent in summer. Many a woman has
told you, without intending it. that the en-.
tertanmcnt she regarded with such mea-
surcless contempt is better than anyth ny
she ever encountered at home. Clothes
have become transparent rs window glass.
They utterly FAIL d as p disguise
You ,ro,v conscious IN ro;I,,, ,.,;r
the warp anu VIZ
yourscii wa'chng an oiu iish'on man
win an ancient ia. ','t was pea'er III ns
time. III taxes II on anu nolus II III MS
nann' LOU "ohoer now II mas come 10
iooS 80 my ~ oM"t'' ~ "as 'r'"i"o. .,
anu the character Is .he man :. "eh .''
heavy roi OF ms coat-coilar, WIN pau,
ned LOOK; ,'ihu, 20" 'nt Pie'u'r VI
Georse '"c trst' ule Las, -, ",u tne A''-tne-
,i'ie' !" WI Hr".se "n.ne'o". "u
."l'A VI N,1o - ""I" ''Ne u" ','
tern WIN no hoics ihilo ie' out ,he i'Rn',
""u aoo't as p'oi'""! VI "pa' u ~
ABOUT as s,np'u race II, 'nere Is go'he'
10 ne sure, II mas soiiu iook' anu 80 mas
touhu Vi pevi' ~" 'ooA UP just '.'e"'
ana yonder IN the corner facing you sits
man OF sixty, frosty, octobe fish, square tace,
doubie-chin' mar long ana curry, pleasant
eyes, all surmounted ny ba"ad-brlmmeu
hat. You start ut the resemblance; 1t is as
much IKE Benjamin FRANKLIN printer as
one picture IS IKE another. Ihen you
wonder what that lady over across the aisle
is trying to get OUT OF that bottle with II
knlttlng-needie ioa watch, and she spears
away MI she brings ont little pickle
lou NOTICE couple Whispering anu gig
cling, ana making ooJects OF themselves
generally ana you marve' %hN' when young
married people traVe, IN 'he cars ny sun
light, they don't let the honeymoon SCI or
change or something Inc tram Stops NJ .
station among the pines-you are on Il
Wisconsin road-and huie girls con- I"
your window with small clu tiers OF winter
green berries, set on With few glossy
leaves. You buy fresh woodsY taste OF
spring, ana then follow the girls away 10
their humble homes among the sand-hllis,
and fancy how they live and what theS
hope. The train hats at station in Mary
land-you are on he train ON Washing,
ton to New fork--and dnsky boys aud
maldens born on the shady she OF humahi'
~ swarm around win neat iitie paper
boxes, with layer OF fried OYSTERS Looking
as light AMI iris'y AS your granhm'iher
frltters' Inc ivory smiles are very p'e"s
: ant to see, and before you know II you
humming way down IN Aia'ama' anu
I fOrrOWInr tllnt some OF tnc kWtttttt HitlO-