The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-06-05

MAIbARAkNah,tsrrs. The. Noftherr
mail opens $50 a. II. and 8. 90 p M.
closes Pm. aud IL. .O0'A. II! Charles
ton day mail opens 6.15 p. NJ. ;'oloaes
A. M; night opens 100 A. NJ; closes
6.15 M. Greenville opens 6. 45 P. NJ.
closes6 A. NJ; Western opens 6.3OA.
NJ. and 1880 P. NJ. closes and P. II.
Wilmington opens 3.30-P. NJ: closes
1870 A. M. On Sunday the Office is
open from to 4 P. n.
-------~~-7-~ --~~~-------
An impulsive Connecticut young man
sent his girl the piece of sheet music
entitled, II will meet you at the Beautiful
Gate" Her fathar saw the piece when
she opened the package, and after daub-
ing buoket-ful Of tar over his gate,
quietly remarked to his daughter, ..He
can wait for you if he wants TO-, but you
wont either OF you swing on that gate, if
tar will keep you Of"
Isn't it lucky tc be the heirs OF IN
"eminent brewer" such as was Mr.
Lehman, Of Chicago? At session of
the County court the widow Lehman was
authorized to spend in the education of
the little Lehmans the, following sums:
For Frederick, $4,000 per annum in
$1,000 each in gold; while Emma, aged
three, is to have $500 in gold. Such are
the opulent results of lager beer.
A teacher was illustrating the points of
the compass to two pupils. "Now, what
is before your" ''The North, sir" said
John, who was an intelligent lad. ''Now.
Tommy" said he to the other, who had
Just donned 8 long coat, "whst is behind
your" "My coat tail, eir," said Tom
my.
A Baptist preacher, being caught in a
shower, the. other day, stepped into u
store close by for shelter, and being
asked by one of the clerks if he was
afraid OF ''ducking," replied in the
negative, but affirmed that he was only
affaid OF 'sprinkling."
The actual sales of the New York Duilv
Ne,cs, on Friday, the 10th ins.ant-the
day Nixon was hung-were 267, 1924.
There were printed on that day 211, 200
in Engliah' and 59, $40 in tho German
language.
Alexander Hamilton was but forty
sever wien he died. His monument in
Trinity Church-vard, N. Y, gives no
hint Of the manner Of his ''taking off. ="
a son, eighty-four years old, may still be
seen in that city.
An Irish philosopher asks in his favor
ite journal the following momeutous
question: "Would you rather go through
o glddy waltz with pretty girl than 90
through pretty waltz with giddy
girl?"
For fifteen years suffered from dis
ordered liver; but since used one pack.
age OF Simmons Liver Regulator, to
this day, which is now several years. 7
nav been comparatively sound man.
MAI. A. +. WOOLEY,
M31+3Nl Kingston, Ga.
- 1t be true that the mind is in the
spinal chord as we'll as in the brain, and
monkeys are of the human family, what
extreme mental development may be
looked for in the monkey! In him the
seat of the intellect is wonderfully ex-
tended.
Thackeray tells Us of woman begging
aims from him, who, when she seen him
put his hand in his pocket. cried out:
May the blessing of God follow you all
your life!" but when he only pulled out
his snuff box, Immediately added, sand
never overtake ye.'
The Rev. Mr. Murray has writton o
book on the breeding and management
OF horses, and the Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher has finished the introduction to
It: Now let Gen. Grant write book on
plymouth Church theology.
a Pennsylvania woman has brought a
breach OF promise suit against former
snltor, who Tilted her some years before
she married her present husband.
A. Massachusetts man lately sold
seventy'three dozen patent medicine
bottles, oil of which had been emptied
in his own family
For Sale,
E1 TWO good lIII.CI COWS. Ap-