The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-07-26


Spots on the ,un, --Freoklss.on your
boys face.
Absence makes the heart grow Fonder.
---of some one else.
In Michigan one peacock Gao van
quish auaore of potato-bugs.
What word is always pronounced
wronga Wrong.
Aman that ought to bs remembered
"A one-leggod soldier.
A Western paper heads description
of a brides trousseau "Duds-"
Memphis has population of sixty
thousand inhabitants. and 1000 liquor
saloons.
Thereisan omnibus 10 Cincinnati that
has killed thirteen persons in its event.
ful career.
Monroe, Wis. boasts of having fur.
nished four Fourth OF July orators to
bore other towns,
The same mule that killed man at
Lexington, Ind, was permitted to haul
the widow, to the funeral.
A religious scot at Laconia N. II :, has
revived the practice Of publicly washing
.each others feet
Raspberries are said to give lioh red
color to those that eat them. 1t mani
tests itself in the nose.
A swain at Salinas, Cal, had to leave
his bride waiting while he rode 12O
miles to get q marriage license.
A .Dapbury saw-fler always wears
wadding in his ears when at work, so as
not to disturb his neighbors.
In Brazil they have disagrsea
BILE species of ants which attack horses
aud men and sometimes overcome
them...-
Wc'read that there are in Chic ago's
new hotel the Grand Pacific, ffty-nine
fights of stairs. thirty, eight miles Of wire
and 1,070 doors.
Ayoang Californian who became in.
toxicatod for The first time recently, felt
so keenly his disgrpce that he took
strychiue and died.
A Buffalo girl attempted suicide on
account of the degraded character of hor
father aud mothcr. Parents are great
trouble to young people nowadays.
Since the clergy have held prayers
ior the benefit of the press, the Chicago
!. Times suggests that editors unite in sup
plication for the diffusion of intelligence
among che clergy.
Young men with a disposition to
"burgle,"" will be interested in knowing
that's fuls==ct of: burglars tools, includ
ing rsyoiycrs and slungshots, costs about
$1,000.
A bare.footod Ohio girl, who walk cd
ten miles to hire out TO moo corn, was
admired by u widower worth 100000,
and theltwo are one now: Isn't there
lesson in THAI q
"Youse watered milk, sse," re-
marked a well-known dry goods mer.
chant toa festzuratcur. "Well, what
of that; don't you sell uatered silk ?"
Hasths prompt retort.'
Norwegian girls who have been doing
kitchen work in Iowa at SO so week,
ere hiring out to work in the harvest
fields at SO or sa per day, About ton
cents q day was their figure "at home"
The Hcnboldt Journals poet brings
out the following version,
Mary had . little lamb,
Twas always on its muscle,
She pulled the wool out of its back,
And stuffed it IN her hustle.
In the late editorial convention in
North Carolina, Capt. Vim. Biggs gave
in his experience ms follows. He has
been several years conducting news
paper, most of which had been spons iu
raising tho means of doing It,.
1t may be very we'll for men to spend
their lives in getting up an illuniuated
Bible that will bring $40, 900, the price
which was obtained at European book
sale, but it wosld bs better still if more
of Its protested admirers woald lot the
Bible illuminate chem.
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