The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-01-23


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Mary yauf SECOND wife arst, aud
laap aal ai debt DIS al moaus, even II you
haye ~ borrow lAa n9asF to DO H.
"A Chicago Fspef taFs that Hn Won
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lat f.tg aaa letl fbe difference between
laa GENTS Aud 8 qgafltg.
4 blsrk bear undertook To bag hrs
Mason, ~ Wisconsin, 20 death, bat sisc
iaabel u4u tip of nu umbrella inlo bic
ess sal Ae seeded.
v bsa onr cup rams over, we let 9th
gr drink ne drop that fails, bat not a
drop Within ila rim aud we compliment
y csH this charity.
Women wake upt. says Mrs. Cady
stanton. ana q f3f1au rural editor adds
We. aBd darn 81 turn ont and build q Gre
sd get breakfast
Lii s nov claimed that the architect
ofJbe rfcat Chinese wall was woman
tat 4 womsn woutin't do anything 10
kcsp zaeu ont tH that way.
-Oas ola party OF friends, referring
20 au exquisite musical composition, said
That song always carries me away when
Ilear It. Can anybody singily asked a
sit Ia lbe company,
a Daubury gentleman ate two minec
pies before retiring Sunday night, and
aboui two O'Clock the next morning was
picked Of by eleven bald headed angels
and pushed through ten yards Of lead
pipe.
"a veterinary surgeon who lives at
Buffalo, tried TO founder his mother.iu-
Law by dancing a polka with her until
she got warmed up, aud then giving her
All tho iced lemonade she could drink.
"A Young man went into a florists
store the other day to buy q rosebud for
his aiianccd. seyenty-6ve cents was the
price asked. win It keep inquired the
Young man. Oh yes, a long while. Then
you may keep IT, Exit young man.
"A school girl ia one Of the rural dis
triets Of PittsheId was overheard trying
to convince a schoolfcllow that she liked
him better than she did some other urchiu
of whom be seemed jealous. or course !
Ike you better than / do Bin, said she,
for don't ! miss words in my spelling les
son Oh purpose, so as to be down to the
foot Of the class where you are:
The Tilusville Press says: There Is
a young lady Ia town who ate oysters all
through the month of August when she
conld get them, under the supposition
that there was an "r'i Ia that month. "Or
gust was the way she spelled it,
A rural gentleman standing over a
register IN one Of our stores attracted
general attention TO himself by observing
70 bis wife, Mariar, ! guess Pm going to
have a fever, ] feel such hot strcaks a
raunlu' up my legs.
Let the pudding alone, there That's
tbe drscrtl exclaimed a waiter to a coun-
trymau, who was %devouring the tapioca
nj an carly stage Of the dinner. Tdon't
care nit il Il desert, testify said the coun
trymau ia eat it II it was a wilder.
ness.
Is Pat ~Flannigen on board this ship?
toafcd Nelson, during the lulI IN the fir
Ing az the battle Of the Nile. I'm here,
Ny Lord said Er'n's son, showing him.
self on deck, Then said the gallant Nell
sou, looking satisfied. let the battle pro-
ceed, That story is Pats.
IL young lady writes 10 an exchange
giving a receipt for having fun. She
says, invite half a dozen boys and girls to
Our house when your pa aud ma are
away; pot q halt dollar silver piece in a
tlish with mola.ses an inch deep In il Land
offer Ii 10 tbo boy wbe gets it with BIZ,
mouth. Tho more the boys who try to
get Il, thr more fan viii there be.
There IS evidently some outcome
m the boy 10 q LouisyiIle school whe
wrote the composition upon ''The Pin,
: subject chosen hy his teacher. Know.
ga tAe BOYS aversion 10 literary efforts
the leaeltf tyaeted bot two sentences
After considerable effort the little here
produced tie following; Plus are very
asgiul. They have saved the lives Of
great many men, women, and children
4H fact whole families. IN reply TO hr
astoHisAed teachers question as TO th'
manWcr iH which the lives Of SO man,
people lad bren saved through the 10
-tfuuentaaiy % fplns. the boy Innocent,
remarked WHY, br not swsllowin,
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