Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1873-03-20
No'117


94O, 900 profit last year. ~ ~" y" -i..
IT is prophesied that the latest announced
gold field in Arizona will be-well, never
| mined.
Our poetic Hibernian explains that love
is commonly spoken Of as a fame be-
cause it's a tinder sentiment. az So. ...
MoNULrY, the Peoria ILL.,, wife murderer,
has petitioned three Governors to spare his
life, and all within three months.
A KENTUCKY matron last week called the
an Ohio mother showed two pairs.
MASSACHUSETTS is so pleased with the pro-
fits of its Cambridge Jail that it intends to
invest 81, 600, 900 in new State prison.
The average Massachusetts girl don't want
any better facilities for sliding down hill than
Goldfish with string through the gills.
The criminal classes in New York are
going " short" on new TevOlvers till they see
how Stokes "corner" on the laws turns out
Rev. DR.. STONE, of San Francisco, thinks
that the newspaper is more feared in the
halls of Congress than the thunderings of d.
vine wrath. '"a'2 .'- ''.
WoRKMEN in the Pennsylvania oil region
have been educated to the belief that Sunday
work is wicked, by learning that they can't
collect wages for it. &c. ...'... .,.....
HELENA has philosophical drinker Every
time he tips his elbow he drinks to the toast,
"Well, boys, here's the motion that put the
old man in his coffin" ...r.t .u- ..,,
SECRETARY JAMES, of Nebraska, lately
called on to act temporarily as Governor,
availed himself of the brief opportunity to.
pardon twenty-seven cOnvicts. ,f ".'
The new Missouri Senator pronounces his
name Bo-jee, with the accent on the last syl-
liable. Tom Benton once said his name
ought really to be called Bogus .-''
The tunnel on the Albany and Susquehanna
railroad, distant fifteen miles from Bingham
ton, has at last been completed. This tunnel
was commenced twenty years ago. r,....r
-. A Georgia negro was overpaid 800 on a
check by a bank, and he returned the money.
The local paper says this is another evidence
that the race can never be civilized. o f.oi.r7
CALIFORNIA chronicles the successful work.
ing of newly invented oxyhydrogen smelt-
ing furnace in which combustion is MAIN
tained by the disintegration of steam. 3, l1.
SINCE the buckwheat cake season opened
at Springfield, Illinois, there is but one man
in that town who has failed to come to the
scratch, and he lost both arms in the war.
ENrERpR1sNa New York saloon keepers
are organizing their dens into ''colleges," to,
get the drawback on whisky used 'fOr scien-
tifc purposes" under the bill recently passed
in the House. .,t.f -s..;-.t fG.tt ,afsyn
GREAT scandal in Manchester! The son of
an NJ. P. has eloped with a girl who has been
employed in cotton warehouse, but now
shines resplendent in London, clad in purple
and fine linen. '*''f ~. 40 '-'<'' .'
IT is reported that Cora Pearl is going to
settle herself, and as many rich Californians
as she can catch, in San Francisco. The To-
cal press, however; does not seem to treat
her Pearl-lightly. II aid l,I.r.,,o "A .s,. II,
OWING to the low price of oil, and the lack
Of pavement on the streets, five young ladies
IN TitusYille, Pa, renounced the world, the
oil region, and the devil, last Monday, and
,ook the veil for life. ''''' '"N '."''
L "A NEW HAMPSHIRE paper says that ''deattl e
las again made fip-dap and come down fiat
footed in our midst, and snatched from
amongst us one of the best advertisers and
subscribers We ever had" ..,,.,..,l ra.,,f p, .
Or the new Senator from Arkansas, Col.
Dorsey. the Memphis Acalonche says he has
youth, blood, brains, honor and integrity
qualities which are certainly very servica-
lie, whether in or out of the Senate.
las what it euphemistically terms "Society
Thieves" with central council, and "
ranches for the administration of justice. .
THE California gentleman who won wager
as been measured for mahogany coffin;
ut his friends expect to have q fight with the
fe insurance company for that 81, 900 policy.
A
anished dead, who trod the earth that now
7e tread" If we were to make a random
uess, we should say the most of them were
this may not be the right an
Wer.
THE latest sure cure for consumption is
rom Germany, and consists Of raw beef and
3ecifc for love-sickness, and will develop
lcipient longings for divorce in any well
,gulated family. ,a s,. .t......-......,.-... =.
layed sad havoc with farmers herd of
eef cattle in Kansas recently, nearly every
imrod In the party having bagged three or
,ur nice fat steers before the owner came
ID spoiled the sport. .aid2iJH s1aI t1de3 D -
CALIFORNIA would like to have protection
Y 5000 ton crop Of chicory on the
offee) ground that the railway freightage on
at article across the continent is $40 per "a
H. while Il can be brought from Germany
New York for $12 a b5bA1d ,sil9H2t !" 81
Mn. BAnARD, iof Jersey; not the Delaware
lnAtor. says Il" shall hereafter act and vote
ith the Republican party-a party which ~,
lows its friends and is potled BY ito enemies.
vas with them in heart during the whole Il 4
n, and nothing but very peculiar personal "A
and circumstances prevented
: actinr With fhefn froml land !, after the at ~
* on Fort Sumter. The mission Of the z.
aight-outs is accomplished.