The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-04-10
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- Misery loves company-so does mar
riageable young woman.
= An editor says his ancestors have been in
the habit OF living hundred years. His op-
ponent responded "that was before the intro
duction of capital punishment"
= 1t will be gratifying to all persons who
like short and pointed articles to learn that the
Hon. All. Stephens has not withdrawn from
the Atlanta Sun, and has no intention of with
drawing.
An old bachelor says that giving the bal
lot to women would not amount to anything,
for they would deny that they were old enough
to vote until they were too old to take an in
terest in politics.
: There is this difference between happiness
and wisdom: he that thinks himself the hap
piest man is really so but he that thinks him
self the wisest is generally the greatest fool
- An Indiana woman is mad because her
husband took her very best sheet to hang him
SELF when there was an old clothes line in the
cellar which was good enough for the purpose.
lazy to 20 into the cellar for anything.
We find majestic poem on our desk this
morning. The paper and ink appear to be
above the average The author does not give
his name, but there is young man pacing the
walk in front of this Office, and occasionally
looking up to the window.
- The last fashionable kink is popcorn
parties 1t is claimed that they not only keep
young men from another kind of corned par
ties, but that they are very suggestive of
question they ought to pop.
K Often when preacher has driven nail
in sure place, instead of clinching it, and
securing we'll the advantage, he hammers away
till he breaks the head of, or splits the board.
-"Madam," said a certain nameless one to
Mrs. Brown, the other day, 'you are talking
simple rubbish" eyes, sir" replied the ever
crushing lady, "because wish y0u to compre-
hend me-"
= The man only is truly brave who fears
nothing so much as committing mean action,
and undauntedly fulfills his duty whatever be
the dangers which impede his way.
- The inside coating of the she'll of raw
egg applied to a wound with the moist surface
next to the bruise or burn will speedily heal
without pain. 1t is quite simple, and if you
have occasion for speedy remedy, try it.
1t is said that if the oil in kerosene
lamp is not allowed to burn more than half
way down, an explosion is almost impossible.
The accumulation ofnHammable gas as the oil
gets low is the chief source of danger.
1t is said that the disagreeable clicking
noise caused by overreaching in horses will
be prevented if the blacksmith in shoeing cuts
off the toe or crust of the shell of the hoofs on
the fore feet, instead of the hind feet as is the
| frequent practice.
: A Michigan father wrote to lottery
agent: ~ do not approve of lotteries; re-
gard them as no better than gambling schemes.
My son bought ticket No. 5 in your draying,
but if it drew anything don't send the money
to him-send it to me-" The father will prob
ably feel relieved to learn that the ticket d;an't
draw anything. i,
"A few years ago gentleman who had
lost his nose was invited out TO tea. MY
DEAR" said the good lady of the house to her
little daughter, II want you to be very particu.
lar, and make no remark about Mr.. Jenkins
nose" Gathered around the table, everything
was going we'll the child peeped about, looked
rather puzzelled, and startled all at the table !:
"Ma, why did you tell me to say nothing about
Mr. Jenkins nose? He hasn't got any,"