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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1873-01-18
TRIALS Of an EDITOR.

rn.HHH Ha an on q .
go ;,.,, inter- ,1,l.io-,.ss ami rcn,ir', make
We l.,s, Immersion on The most thoughtful
mind 80 could pen column after column OF
incidents Of tbriHae inteles. and so intensely
characteristic wi,hal. incidents only too rean
sb,t their publication nigffterl greatly ia-
crease the already overwhelming number and
severity Of the said trials. it IL did not result TO
orr entire annibIation. or. 40 least. reduction
20 eelatinous compound produced by the APP
pIeation Of an undue proportion Of elbow
grease " FROM capacity Of resistance.
That the country editor is "pr, upon by
,vo-tbi-ss If his subscribers and rev7el bv
,brse-r,pr,bs Of the remainder Of the commu-
nifty. only an exceptionally lucky member Of
She fraternity caa trutbflly deny. A few 81
the incidents-not the personal ones for pr1-
Dental reasons above statei-ve annex
Tho bri,bt cheering Christmas time draws
near With feelings If hesr.v Goodwill to-
wards an bi. peisbbors. and particularly those
,pDrsriatiye enough 20 advertise I'm and sub
scr.be f5r his journal the editor branches out
into a CAV and festive little Holiday Direct3-
~ apeipr. rs admit. the s.yle Of Dis big city
contemporaries. only with this difference: that
their little extra effort puts few extra thous-
,,5s more or less into their rockets TO buy
CHRISTMAS Gifts for their families. or. perebance
cos,,v Gifts ready ~ hand without tie trouble
-sb,,ri,,, ,rt;r, Ii, ,,,-s 7i.,-fs-,s-sl it'Icss
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CHRISTMAS GOODS.
Jan. 1, 1878.

WE have just opened one Of the most select
w stocks Of Fancy Goods, Books, &c, ever
offered in Charlestown, including
LADIES' WORK, BOXES,
JETELRY STANDS.
WRITING DESKS,
PICTURE FRAMES,
BRACKETS,
Wall Pockets, and beautiful assortment Of Lamps,
Hair Brushes and Combs, Toilet Sets, Fancy Box
es, Cups and Satcers, Mugs, Bolts Cologne, Hedy-
osma Water.
BOOKS.
Trollop's, Hoods wilkie Collins, and other
popular authors Novels, in paper and cloth, Toy
Books, an endless variety Of Git Books, Books in
sets, Prayer Books and Bibles, Pocket Books, &C.
Games Of various kinds-Stella, new and very
interesting game, and in fact almost everything
". S. MASON.
Dec. q, 1872. Druggist.
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Notice Is hereby given, that will proceed
to execute the above decree at my Office in
Mddleway, Jefferson County West Virginia.
on Tuesday the 1lth day of February, 1873.
at which time and place all persons interested
are required to attend.
JOHN f. SMITH,
SpecI. Comm.
Middleway, Jan. g, ls72-4t
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YEEUS or SCBSCRIP TfOy
Are as follows
ONE YEAR, ONLY $500.

l. Every Subscriber, for Three Dollars, shall
receive the CHRISTIAN UNION for one year,
the Illustrated Holiday Number, back numbers Of
Miss AlcoHs New Story, the choice between the
two picture premiums, viz: the PAIR and the
0LE0GRAPH,
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NOTICE.

frHERE will be a meeting of the Stockholders
ofthe Smithfeld, Harper's Ferry and Charles
town Turnpike Company on the 4th Tuesday, 18th
of January, at the Court House in Charlestown,
"'i' = ''' FRANCIS YATES,
Ian Ia 1s73-2t President
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Holiday Goods,

Andis notan advertising Dodge" to deIude tic
public.
Many Of these goods are fifty per cent. below
what paid for them, and any person can readi-
y be convinced By calling during this week and
looking for themselves.
As these are speciality we shall advertise no
other goods this week at the
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PEW RENTS.

Dew HOLDERS are respectfully requested %
be prompt in the payment Of their Pew Rents
to Presby teriAn Church, which are now due.
A. w. CRAMER,
Jan. 1, 1873. Treasurer.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1873-01-18

Boy KILLED-On Saturday afternoon last
a little son of Mr. Urias Kreizinger, about c
years old, came to his death in a deplorabe
manner. He was engaged in cOastiag with
bis sled on West Franklin street, when, as he
rushed with tremendous speed down the bill
between High and Foundry streets, he came in
contact with a coal cart, not being able to
guide his sled away from the larger vehicle
Coming upon the cart from behind the IN
fortunate little fellow struck the legs of the
horse, which threw him off his feet, and in
struggling to get up the animal either tread
upon, or struck, the child upon the head with
his hoof The result was death in about five
or ten minutes. Hgserstown Ticice Htet.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1873-01-18

4 Joint resolution has passed tn Virginia
Legislature prolonging the time for the collec-
ton of taxes-county and township levies-
to the lst Of July. The Richmond Wing pub
fishes table of the income and expenditures
of the State per annum, which shows that the
income is only 1929, 9sO.7S while the OK
penditures are SS,S61, 5Ss47.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1873-01-18

One Of the most terrible attempts at whole
sale murder lately chrOncled occurred in the
village of Coeymans Landing, about twelve
miles below the city of Albany, nearly result
ing in the sending of eleven souls into eternity
to crafty, if accounts are true, the disappoins-
ed spite of a scheming, revengeful stepfather
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1873-01-18

IN the Circuit Court of Jefferson County,
N November Term, 1872,
FRANK A BUSHEY. Admir-. &c.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

WARNING To UMBRELLA CARRIErs,-
The man who walks the streets, carrying
an umbrella under his arm, was at the
corner of Fifth acd Vine this morning
tie stopped suddenly to speak with Il
friend, and man behind him nearly
broke The point Of the umbrella off by
running his eye against it, The man
swore, aud the umbrella chap wheeled
suddenly. tearing off young lady's back
hair. Ne turned to apologize, and iab
bed the end of his umbrella into very
tall policemau's stomach. Policeman
administered jerk end the umbrella
poiut tore off a pos'ion Of small boys
ear, and Immediately alter carried the
| stasboar3 corney of a mans mouth up
into lis front hair. Stepping back IN
dismay at what he had done, he rammed
The um brella down q bystander's shroat
and ut the same time he fastened the
hook handle (the probabilities are tha,
lie handle vas not only hooked, bu'
,has ho hooked the entire umbselln) inie
q colored citizens sool. 1a his effort,
to get bis uu ubaella loose, tie unfortunat.
owner of it upset fruit and candy stsnC
aud plunged hesd foremost into one o
Squire's Ylsts glass sinaows. IN she 81
citement and eouiH.ioS ,hat ensued. III.
umbrella "a. put into hack aud driver
to tAe hospital. and the man was taLe'
10 ~ ambsella store to undergo sepaiss
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

SMART LaD-As wo were walking
along the street, the other day, We no
ticed II crowd OF urchins standing around
a boy who WAS sucking piece Of candy.
Say Bill" said one Of them. give mo thst
candy, and III make it come out Of my
ear, like Blitz did last night ut the ttrs.
ter" Second youth shells over the candy.
First youth very deliberately eats til"
candy sec nd youth watches the lA,l"
fellows ears--and after drawing himself
into every conceivable shape, he said;
well, if hain't forgot the rest"
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

A Frozen WASP Tho question,
"Will wa.ps freezs?' has been decided
By Peoria man. who found one ia
. frozen nest one day last week, and
took the insect into the house and held
it by the tail while he warmed his ear.
over IA gas jes. You souldn's believe it.
but the Peoria eaturalist says its tail
thswed out Grst, aud while its head wss
80 stiff anil icy is coulia't wink, its
probe" worked sith ineonceivable rs
pidity. TO the great distress of the m,n-
i.tss sho ives present. ~ho was dreadiully
distressed BY the hideous profanity coli.
eequea. on each and every movssuea, "
the probe aforesaid.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
BrOken.uearted.

A romantic story, writes the Nashville
correspondent Of the Louisville Courier
journal, which is listened to with extra
ordinary interest by old aud young who
visit the asylum. is related Of one or the
inmates, uuw about forty yeurs Of age
As there is nothing in this world that is
half as sweet Us loves young dream. SO
there is naught SO sad us II womans heat
crushed and her reason shattered by its
cruel sorrows and dlssppoiutmeuts.
Twenty years ago the subjec Of this
romance was one Of the most beautiful
aud accomplished of oil the fair daueh
tcrs Of Tennessee. Grace was in her
steps; heaven was in her eye, AID in
every motion dignity aud love. A young
gentleman Of corresponding attainments
won her heart, and they were engaged to
he married 4; but in respec: to this world $
goods he was unfortunate. Her parents
demanded u cessation Of his attentions
until he should have accumulated that
sort Of competency which so many old
people continue to imagiue the sine qua
non of conjusal happiness. lie left
uouIc, tbCISiOiN, WIN wv oNoNNu Fui
pose Of accumulut,ng q fortune. deter.
mined som to return and lay his worldly
tr, asures ut the feet of his betrothed.
For a time he wrote frequently and
warmly Of his prospects, but after two
or three years the correspondence, per
haps through oticious iuterception Of hi.
letters, ceased entirely. She was led tc
believe him iaithlcss he, in turn. began
to doubt her fidelity. In vain she en-
deavoied to recover from The blow with
heart broken. aud reason dethreued. she
was confined to maniac's cell, where
for eighteen years SIZE has been buried
out Of sight Of the gay world Of whcl
she was once a very queen 10 her wo
manly virtues.
A few mouths after her incarceration
her lover returned, horror stricken t,
iind the woman he loved devo'cdly nov
self. lie had been true to his earl.
VOWS through all the months OF sorrow
and separation, and had returned to re
new the pledge that had been thus sad
broken. This was eighteen years ago
The once beautiful hair, which swept il
luxurious rrofusion over neck and shoul
ders, is all gray with grief and age, au'
the eyes that beamed with love are 6xet
in the mad stare Of the maniac. AS wifi
and mother she would have been an orna
ment to society und Il blessing to tn
world. Surely in this story, which com
bines more of tho elements of sadnes
than any l have ever heard, parent
might learn lesson and a warning A
if life were not all too short. at most, to
such terrible sacrifice at the shrine {
Mammon.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

jim H, out West, tells a good yarn
about q shell bark lssyer," Ills client
~as up on TOO small ctaIre., "irivolorA
charges As Shellbark designated them
(foreins q so,e Of hand sui stealing {.
horse). On +uaning his eye over th"
Jury ne aids't like theis looks, 20 10
prepasei an affidavit Ior continuance.
setting forth the absence Of Priucipa!
wi'aesA Die sesd it 10 whisper to The
prisoner, sho. shading tis head, said +:
"Sqair ! esn*sSeas 10 that dokymon' :"
why ?" "Kass hit haint true O,a
Shell iuaated sod exploded loud enough
90 DC heard ,hrosghout the roow. What.
forge . aots aud s.esl = horse, asd cane
..eas 10 . lie! Iass such 'nfsrNA
fools." And hs Immediately 'cH tho
conec,ss,icvs one 10 bis fss,
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Order Of Publications.

~ administrator OF the estate Of James viii
liams, deceased, on the l7,h day Of January, at
the Janua term of the Probate Cour, of Lincoln
county, Mo, Tor 1873, filed his petition as sucl
administrator for tho sale OF the real estate oi
said deceased. or so much thereof as may be
necessary t"pny the debts duo by said deceased
accompanied by tho lists and inven ories re-
ouired by law, and that unless the contrary be
shown an order will be made for the sale OF said
real estate at the April term of said Probate
Court Tor 1873 which term vile be begun and
held at the court house in Troy, NO., Oh tht
second Monday in April, 1873, when and
where all persons interested in said estate "i
APPEAR and show cause Why said oiGer Il ak
should Sot be granted.
N5n9 aREDGklCh NlNG, Hum T.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
SFRAY NOTICE.

SaKEN UP by y. L. N. Cottle Of Monroe
sosnship in Lincoln cosnty, Mo, on the 23a Of
January, 1873, a dark sorrei mare, 3years old
last spring, small white spot on left side of the
forehead, and appraised at IS dolls. by Thomas
Blanks and George Jack son before 1. X. Brown,
Justice Of tho Peace. n6C
TAKEN UP by i. S. Young of Bedford sp.,
morse mule, color bay, one year old past, APP
praised ut 20 dolls. A black mare mule year
ols past, appraised at 20 dolls. 4 sorre' horse
colt blaze face, year old past, appraiea at 20
ssos'' by j. 8. Null aua T. q. Wells. befoSe }. -
shelton. on Febr'y s.iS73. feb26
IAkRN GP by Fred Serecs Of Au'ricane tp.
rsTk red steer years OLD, some white along
nls nank, iittls white in forehead. marked smooth
sfop OF each car, ana appraised at $I5 by 5. y.
,rAef end William b%a: Aesrs =. Alhcn. >. =,
sserurr. 90, ASIA. s9x
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

AJOTICE is hereby given that letters of admin,
~ istr,tion were g"anted TO the undersigned
ON the estate Of Thomas Weathcrford. decea, ed
on the 18th day of Japua y. 1873, by the CLERK
oS the Probate Court OF tincoln county. Mo
All persous having claims against said estate
Ior allowance vthin one year from the date OF
said letters, OF shes may be prec'uded ON any
benefit of said estate; and it not sNhihi'ed
within .wo gears from tho dsss of said letters
,key sill be forever barred.
VRANKtIX b. .NEAfHFRFORN
htRs& ~ STAFHERFORp,
janaenS H'm'''f"'''''
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
AdlnunistratOr's A Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that letters OF ad.
| ministration were granted to the undersigned
on tho estate of Louisa Veerkamp, decd, by
the Clerk Of the Probate Court Of Lincoln county,
No., on the 10th day Of March, 1873.
All persons having claims against said estate
are required 10 exhibit them to tho administrator
for allowance within ono year fro II the date OF
sal letters, or they may be precluded from any
benefit of said estate, and If not exhibited within
two years from tho date sf said letters they will
DO forever barred.
mI21 BARTHOLOMEW VEERKAMP, Admir-.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Administers Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that letters of admin
~ istration were granted to the undersigned
on tho estate Of james +. Parsons, deceased
by the Clerk of the Probate Court of Lincoln
county, Mo on the 18th day Of February 1873
All persons having claims against said estate
are req uired to exhibit them to the Administrator
for allowance within one year from the date %
said letters, they may he precluded from any
benefit of said estate, and If not exhibited withir
two years from the date Of said letters they will
be forever barred
mchl2 JOSIAH CREECH, admir-.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

4 conductor on the New ifuSe~ and
Northampton road while taking fires the
other dag was asked by an old gentleman
!. What do you do with oil this eve money
gov get out Of che passengers - done
have ,ickets?" Put IL 10 any pocke e,
snswe-ed tho good natures condscto*
"Just what : <hough.," said the inquisi'
tive gentleman, retaining to bis sev'ps
'fer,
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

A LII persons interested in the estate of James
"A NJ. Luckett, deed, are hereby notified that
the undersigned, administrator of said estate,
will make IL final settlement of his admnistra'
ton thereof at tho next term of the Probate
Court Of Lincoln c'onty, Mo to be begud and
held in Troy, Mo-, on the second Monday in
Ar ril, 1878. [m31 WM. S. LuCKETT, Adm'r.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final Settlement.

A IL persons interested in the estate Of vii.
Il liam McClay, deceased, are hereby notified
that the undersigned, administrators of said es-
tate, will m.ke u final settlement Of her adm n
istration thereof, at the next term of the Probat
Court of Lincoln county, Mo-, to be he sun and
held at The court house in Troy, on the SECOND
Menday in April 1873.
ms MALINDA c. McCLAY, Adm'x.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

A LII persons interested IN the estate of Ed
"A ward +. Lowell, deceased, are hereby noti-
fed tnat the undersigned, administrator OF said
estate, will make fnal settlement of his ad-
min istration thereof, at the next term Of the
Probate Court of Lincoln county, Mo-, to bo be-
gun and held in Troy ON the second Monday in
April, 1878. ms W. W. SHAW, Adu'r.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
l v executor of the estate of Lefty Stton. deed
will mako final settlement of his adminsira-
ton Of said estate at the next term of the Pro-
bate Court Of Lincoln county, Mo-, to be begun
and held in Troy on the second Monday in April,
1873. Treb2G1 j. W. SITTON. Ex'r.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

An Ohio editor was rendered insane
while going home QUO night. By hearing
the following words come from u dark
porch on shady street: "Oh. John !! l.
wonder if that uiustachc feels as go, ca
your lips as it did on mine?' John'o
answer he did not await TO hear.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

The Chicago Post thinks that young
lady in this state who is SAID 10 have in
jured her health by hard study must
have been trying to read ono Of thu
Courier. } ouraal's editorials. That shs
still lives is the best evidence in tho
world that she was not trying to read ona
of the Posts editorials. Courier Jour.
nal
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

II say, fellows" remarked a !onfer :"
several Of his companions, "let us see wh-
can tell the bigge.t lie" ".All right.
said one. "lm the biggest fool in
America" 'Oh. rshaw = exclaimed thu
first contemptuOusly, "we agreed to tell
nothing but lies, and you commenced by
telling the truth
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final Settlements,

A LII persons interested in the estate Of Elias
n McNealy, deceased, are hereby notified
that the undersigned, administrator Of said es.
tate, will make u fpal settlement of his admin
istraton thereof, at the next term of the Proba G
Court of Lincoln county, Mo-, to be begun and
held at the court house in Troy op the second
Monday in April, 1873
ms WILLIAM YOUNG. Admir-
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
~ administrator Of the estate Of Grig>by Black
ably, deceased, will make a final settlement Of
ther administration Of said estate at the next term
Of the Probate Court Of Lincoln county, Mo-, to
be begun and held la Troy on the second Monday
IN April, 1878.
fcb26 j. WINSTON S1TTON, Adm'r.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

An ingenious lady in Iowa discovered
during the late cold snap that q good
place to keep eggs from freeing was un-
derneath her feather bed. The value Of
this discovery uepends urcn the discre-
ton with which it is used, for when the
lady went to bed without thinking of ths
eggs, the effect was worse than freezing.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
E'ina! settlement.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
| ' administrator of the estate Of Henry Ne.
Mahill, deceased. will make final settlement
OF his administration Of said estate at the next
term o: the Probate Court of Lincoln county,
Mo, to be begun and held at the court house in
Troy the second Monday in Aprl. 1873
tebl2 THOS. A. HALEY, Admir-.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

A guilele.s young man Of Salem, Ind.
Of an artistic turn Of mind, seeing a.
beautiful steel engraving Of Georen
Washington advertised for one dollar r.,
sent on the money and received BY return
mail three cent postage stamp.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

CHEERFUL PREDICTIONS DIR. Il. j..
Trail, in the Philadelphla Star. is very
cheerful prophet. lie says rhat we are
approaching the climax OF a pestilenlial
Ieliod. From 1880 to 1855 the tlIne s
Jupiter, Sa,urp, Uranus and Neptune
will approach the earth rearer than they
have been for eighteen hundred years.
Whenever one of the four have come
near enough fer US TO feel its Influence,
pes,llence. famines, and extremes Of heat
and cold have been found the result
Now, we are to have the influences Of the
four combined, and he predicts that IN
seven years from now all manner of evil
which grows out Of atmospheric changes
will be upon US. TO lessen the calamity,
the world is urged to use the s'ric,est
sanitary measures, and by health and
cleanines counieiact ,hs effects of our
unwelcome neighbors. The world is SO
much better able to care for itself than
it was two or three hundred years ago
and by care We may avert so much of the
danger. TO the following classes he
gives very poor comfort; "The dissi
pated, the gluiton, the dcbsuchee, may
calculate on being the first victims.
Young men who dsvtalizc themselves by
tobacco using. young ladies who destroy
one hall Of their breathing capacity b,
fashionable dress and tight lacing. viii
never survive the perihellon of all the
large planets Of the solar system; snc
perhaps it will lie best that they should
not
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
administrators of tie estate of John Pol
lard, deceased, will make n final settlement
Of their Il ministraion Of said estate at the next
term of the Probate Court Of Lincoln county,
Mo-, to be begun and held at the court house in
Troy on the second Monday in April, 1873.
Il. POLLARD. ,a,
feb26 C.. ". POLLARD,
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Final settlement.

A IL persons interested in the estate Of David
~ Uiery, dc ceased, are hereby notified that
the undersigned, administrator Of said estate,
will make final settlement of his adminis,ra-
tion thereof 1T the next term Of the Probate
court Of Lincoln county, Mo-, to lie begun and
held at the court house in Troy, Mo-, on the End
Monday in April, 1873. ". ID. JAMlsON,
nl2 Administrator, de bonis non
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Resignation of EXeCutOrShip.

NOTICE is hereby given t. all parties con.
" cerped that the undersigned, Executor Of
the will Of John A. Si.ton, decd, will apply Mt
the Probate ourt of Lincoln county, Mo-, at the
next regu ar term thereof, to wit, at The April
term 1873, for permission to resign his letters
testsmentary, granted t" him on the estate Of
said dcceasd. n2 g. G. WILSON, EXT.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

A Milwaukee lady had several hun
dred dollars worth Of point lace clipped
off her clothing by an adroit thief while
she was at the church singing, "Stip nc OF
the robe OF pride; c'oshe me iu hu.
millty"
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

An exchange having said: The first
robin has been seen; but one rob'u
doesn't make a sp,iug," the Auburn Bul.
Iein re,or,s: TRY HIM him with bug
aud see If he doesn't spring"
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02
Dissolution OF CO.PsrtnerShip.

THE co. partnership heretofore existing be-
tween the undersigned under the name and
style of Thos. II. Harris & Co., is this day dis
solved by mutual consent, C. W. Parker having
purchased the entire interest Of Thos. II. Harris
| n the business. TuOS II. HARRIS.
c. W. PARKER.
Flint Hill, No., March 7th, 1873.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

A Western paper informs tho publiu
that board for tho summer can be OBJ
tanned "at Il large aud shady b'ick gen-
tlcman's residence"
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

The New York Sun lately produced IL
head line, reading, The Root Of Evil ia
the Smiling Land of apple Jack" IL
means Money in Jersey.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

Il student Of human nature observes
tha. the most changeable Of mortals ar"
shipbuilders. You never know whether
you'll find them iu o stern frame or
making bows.
The Lincoln County herald., 1873-04-02

What is the difference between coal
bucket and a fresh Goldfish? One is u
coal hod and the other il whole cod.