The Placer herald., 1873-01-11
NUMBER 2l..
4 NAAD- SnE!.L SERMON on The
FASHIONS.

out to heor sound doktrine. You will find
my tex in Cronikles, page 240. @ss
For, as ring in Il bulocks snout or a
rndder in ships sturn, so as The Darters of
Zion toted away by The foolish flshuns Of
Ibis evil gcnerashuns ah.'
Never sense Adam wars baby nor Fave
talked to the Old sarpnt how to make her fig
leaf Dolly Nardin, have. there been such u
muss about dress. That beef-eater Dickens,
and his GAL Dolly Vardin hev made more
eXsifement about duds an how to ware EN-,
nor never hearn about afore in my born
days, by hull runnet full. Our gals 3
plum or zy. Hit jists knocks the hindsites
often ennylhng axstant as sure as you're
istenin TO my gospel tones, ah.
For ring in bullock snout or rudder
IN ships stun so the Darters of Zion toted
away 10y The foolish iashuns of this evil gem
erashun, ah.
My dym congregashun, you must travel
all over the yearlh, from Dan Beersheba,
and III stan treat for the hull meetin that
thar amt no plase under the broad canister
Of the hcavngs, and fur full hundred
years thar haint never been worse set Of
Diet lound men than how grazes on the COM
mon pastu of Gods green earth, an you can
no more get money outen EN- than you can
get blood outen turnip, good Ticker outen
stump water, or musick ouicn jackass, for
his tother hatf has got ring in his snout, an
he has got 10 come TO the lick log. She can
raise the money fer the iheater, the sircuses,
the de.sho; but if you want a bill settled
t'or medessins, for your groceries, fer your
preacher, fer your butcher or your printer,
| ell &C. Noll hos ale
EN- of the last red. Fashun has trumbed
You outen kinedum cum, ah.
For ring in bullock's snout or a
rudder in a ships stun, so as the foolish.
tasluns of this evil senerashun ah.
My dyin congregashun, on the road to
perdishun, ye sisters of Delily, toss purity
heads and hump yourselves, an go hit to
eternity. The likes of you cut off the Hard
shell Blpists he'd by your fnery an fine
dancn, trim Samson's locks git lasy an turn
yourself into a piler of salt at the destruc-
shun of Sojom, an sale away turkle buzzard
stiIe and lite in he scum of fashun. You
are jest about like the peacock hoo spreds
bis tale an bucks his eyNs, an seems to say
here's your Dolly Vardu, salin along an amt
carin a copper for all creashun an the rest Of
womankind, just spreadin yourselef like a
little bantum hen on full setln of goose
eggs, ah.
For ring in a bullock's snout or arudder
in ships stun, SO as the Darters Of Z'on
toted away by the foolish fashuns of this
generashun, all
What shall liken these darters of fashun
10? They are liken unto that same peacock
hoo spreads out his tale, stiifens his neck an
thinks he is just leeile bit of the puriiest
bird that ever spread Dolly Vardin, when
he takes peep at his underpinin, he losses
his starch an looks as umble as step child,
Or a .jackass in a thunder storm, an I'll stan
treat, if you would wash the paint of aft the
wimmen an take down their hair, put away
their in c'den'a's, shed their Dolly Vardn,
an they'll be liken unto that poor bird that
wasn't aware of his weakness till he looked
down at his feet But hits the f,shun-
Dolly Vardin is all the go. See a Dolly on,
shoes heels as high as derbn wheel, she
wriggles along like a crippled snake-Ob,
hits the iashun. See um bumped up like Il
cat going to war--hit's my Dolly Vardin--
hits all the fashun I'm powerful feard the
last one of um is sold to the Phs nes-a
gone gosln, ah.
My dyin congrcgashun, l went up TO
Nashville to see the Exposshen an tell you
see powerful site of scenery and the hull
lace of the yearth was kivered with Dolly
Vardin. Thar was your Dolly Vardin stores,,
groceries, barber, and beer shops, sugar an
asses, ice cream saloons an white ginger,
cakes to cokes um down, an Vardin saloons
with Vardin woman to mix it an stock the
kerds on you too boot, an, drat ler Polly
Vardiu skin she ukered me out en- . peart
chance of greenbacks, but thar.k she Lord.
he can't do it agin, all
For as a ring in a bullock saeut or rudis
der in ships stun, so as ne Darters Of Zdoa
toted away by the lish fashpu Of dis evl
generashun-ah. 4,
My paushunt heare' $, J.f you ever see a
bull with ring IN hi ; snout, an rope fast.
ened to hit? He is as stubborn as old KIM.
FARGO, but he will come 10 the pull of tL.2
rope every tune So sake fasbun lb.v hr
woman with W i'll as stubborn as a bull.
out iashun hes got a ring in her snout an she
viii come to nne every pull.
My fellow travellers on the road to king.
dom cum, once node man-wbetber I,
splret or not can't say, but he a migl ty
Ie low to jrag. He went a possum huntin.
md Sc. he would do the clinin for the crowd:
ne could lit a possum outen tree as
Easy as woman could lift her baby outen Of
cradle. Sed he was the best tree climber
hat ever clum saplin or ever trod leather.
so when the dogs freed, he jest shed his
cfat and up he went, and when he cotch hs
possum, 10, it was a Zig coon, an he prayed
rom the bottom Of his gizzard for some one,
10 help turn loose, for he was in tormsst-
'n--thiry feet from terry frmy. So will it
De with the man who marries a follower of.
Dolly Vardin. He will pray to be delivered
When it am too late; for Dolly has got the
ring in his snout, an he's gone sucker, for
ever, r,ah, IN she is stearn him to everlastin