The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-10-02

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ey-cse,laly appearance b foil Of sweets
aH3 b fall ofseilt.
"A Malu stree, gentleman saw his
bay, 10 ffani d iis louss throwing 8 ban
Ia iae air Issi syeaiug He h2d not play
- hali himself. and knew uoibiag Of tise
Arid cf Base baii clubs Asye Introduced
&c ibe pasi fsw ye4rs, bat BE- SET tHe oId
sF.rg rising lu bin 81 sbs memory OF for
Def 1iumpbs. anl he bid ~ bic hasads
abd told bic soas - let her slide She
Sid he caught Il iBii and lair, and then
dropped d. and started into the house
VITA, hls syss fed % tear, aud bic hs Us
pressed uudier bis arms The y9ulh coz
ssqueuily t9.i another boy that he o0nlf
rlaiHly hesr lhe old MAS bones snap.
Jones says lhe white flannel suit be
huuRbt 5 year ago hss proved very econ
gmitai investment, aud has bseH Of much
use IL his family. Jones weighs two
Hasvip,i unsi i,tty poHnas aud whca ba
b5mA IL W. sai i 6ltd bhn femarlsnl,ly
we'i A'ler ito tIrsl washing his eldest
sau, who weighs enc hundred pounds less
t#an Jones senior. found the suit aB tx
client d. Two wasbings more made
tbc garment delightful for d youth Of
ulnc sud AZ the cad Of the season tla ba-
5y was adorned with the habilimauts
which stHuak just eBeash e. iaake them
it ior 3 child oEt Of creeping clothes.
bis wear Homes wife uses them as
1isheloih, Where an The flannel has
llrAnk 10 Jones doesn't sec, aud says be
soaId willingly take his whole family
aud his mother in.law to lecture which
would explain Il, and pay double price.
The Louisville journal Is response.
he for ihs; When Barnum's Canuibal
udered one Of The spectators at the show
lsst night ten dollars II he would give
tim his little boy on half she'll for break.
rt's this morning, ply liltio boy Is nos a.
sale replied Che fond parent; but have
gotta stabilized motber.in-law you ca,t have
Tor half that money
An absent minded smoker named
Ggnegt undertook to whisper something
~ importance IN the ear Of old Mr., Ray
uold's Saturday, but in bis absent mind
plness neglected 70 remove his segar, the
IRE end OF which was driven right lnto
,he old geDlleman's ear. Mr.. Reynolds
iimpod straigatup IN the air about six
,get, aud Oh coming down split Yaney's
nose by wen directed blow Nancy
picked himself up, aud started for home,
declaring IN rage that he'd be banged
before he'd tell old Reynolds Whist he was
going 70
When Jones's board bin was present
Cd, he said he did not have enough mon
ey TO pay IL, opening his wallet at the
ellne time. Ills landlady, seeing quite a
irnber Of bank notes, rather doubted his
word, aud inquired what denomination
those bills were, Denomination said
Jones. Well, | don't know but | guess
hey must be Of Tie Unitarian denomina-
ton, for they are an ones-
As fashionable young lady, fresh
from boarding school, came TO her honest
lalhor's breakfast table, instead Of speak
ing English aud saying Good morning,
he spoke French aud said, Bonjour. or
eourse the bone Is yours, II YOU say 50,
tgspondcd the practical old gentleman, as
ag handed her the ossiied portion of The
bceisteak.
"A Sioux City lady went into gal
terry tor her pictne, Amer pntting her
IA position, the artist put the plate in the
lmcra, and told her to look at 4 certain
pot on the wall She wasn't certain Of
SEEING II well from whore she sat, and
-t got up aud went over to IL, but failed
60 discover anything curious about Il.
"A Saeo woman, while putting down
.ealpet few DAYS ago, accidontly spill
4 papef Of tacks IN chair, and, before
Size bad time 70 remove them, she was
ll.rd away 70 attend to lady visitor,
lle drvppml IN totpji her about bon
.at -ie had sgrn over Ia Bidirtu Il. and g.
sYlhe uxaiiemcatat listening g hq H.
sfilrilu at the buaat. ,he forgot ali
gInt iiln tack, WHcn hcr hn,baud
fuc home a piEhl Dc ,at ds9ft in that
atr 10 take % hls boots, aud then be
ts zap again, without wasting ANY Nnc,
and N lde speech aHd his wife is ready
take bcr oath that he eau quote more
Scripture 10 short space Of tiue than
~ other man now living.
food morning, Mr. smith On the
lck.ii,t to-day TEE --....
ICES, SIR gol The sguc. ~
DO tou ever shake
ius, shake drca1iuIiy.
When do you shske agaiay
Can't say when; Shake every day
Why DO sou ask
on, soothing tn particular; only
aoughl u son shook SO bad, I'd IKE to
.fanl by aui sec II sou couldn't shake
uc i've dollars oai Of yonr pocket Whit
iou have owe me 20 long
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