The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-10-16

hCOoI TcQHeBL--urlnK TO me only VIII
thine ice. III t3aAI
Maxim for dners-out-bette~ never than
late
When is it right to take any one in ?-When
it rains.
A DanburY young man, in the ardor OF his
affection, promised to cherish young lady
with ,ove that would survive an army over
coat saR s4bs3s4a .s14 ~ aJ
New WELLERIsMs sob that's tooth IMP,
a. tho man said when the dog bit him in the
leg
A well built woman Is probably sbe OF the
aIahaster neck, marble brow, and arch ex-
"I die game" as the partridge said when he
was shot.
a singular tactic. day will be yesterday
tomorrow.
What goes most against farmers grain p
his reaping machine.
| Every minnOw wants to be whale but IT
ia best to be little fish when you have but
tie water.
| Fine sense and exalted sense are not half
go valuable as common sense, and yet dollars
and cents outweigh them all.
Domestic magazines-wivcs who are al
ways moving ur their husbands.
A steel is what makes blade sharp, but .
blade that makes sharper Is stealer.
Why Is nature like baby Because there
is generally a sqnaIl when it's face is washed.
You may sometimes pit sauce into cup.
but You should always put cup intos sau-
Ger.
COW is that for p as the bad boy said
when the governor surprised him with
switch.
I'm put Mansard roof on you," as the
builder said TO the owner OF fre.proof
building.
"Your money and your .lfe." as the life
agent quietly remarked to the head of q fam
lily.
Satire is glass In which the behUlder sees
everybody's lace but bis own.
When you. bury animosity, never mind
putting up q tombstone.
The prOdgal robs his heir, the msser robs
himself. ,...s-
The wise man Is happy when he gais his
own appreciation, the foot when he gains that
OF others.
Words, like bellows, often blow q spark
INTO flame whereas, the fire that wants
vent WA suppress ItseII.
Every mans task is ais life prsserver.-
Emerson.
Look Ut the bright side Of everything. II
don't pay togo through lite with tear in
your eye and u sgh upon your lips.
Let the youth who stands with a glass
OF liquor In his hand consider which he had 9
better throw awAy-ths liquor or himself.
The merit OF our actions consists not in
doing extraordinary actions, but in doing
actions extraordinarily well.
say TO you truly, the Leart OF him who
loves 10 d pdTdUtSS On SaTtu uo GOu Al a
himself tor God Is love.-Lemennatse
IL Is easy i'll the world to live alter the
worlds OPINION; 1t ls easy III solitude TO
i've after your own but The great man Is he
Who, III The midst OF the crowd. keeps with
perfect sweeLaess The Independence OI soiI 3
udv.
1t We would have powerful minds, We must
nInk II we you'd have faithful hearts, We
nuSL love If we would hAVe strong muscles,
Ne must labor. These include all Thai is
VAluaoie in lie.
We make The greater part OF the evil cir
;umsLances In which we are placed anu
then We 1T ouls selves tor those circumstances q
BY process oI degredaLIon.-iSOuthey.
A polar heart and AL arctic manner Can
reduce the thermometer of any apartment
from summer neat TO social zero. IL Is
genuine goodness that does The warming.
Skepticlsm has never founded empires,
established prlncipanCies, or charged The
worlds heart. Tue great doers in history
have always been men or taith.-Chapin.
True resignation, which always brings
with it the confidence that Interchangeable
goodness will make even the disappointment
OF our hopes and the contradictions OF life
to some benefit, casts grave but
tranquil light over the prospect OF even
toilsome and troubled life.
In most quarrels there is fault on both
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