The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-10-18

natr bsfHP hSrl ".SpNs aeS"s So'''iO@s0. tetto0no
-. on aItrip down the Mississippi river
T"My son, beware of thegame where the
.,.. Jack ,takesIthe Ace" ."-- EdchangeJg4i3
~ ,757- TO 7-7ibi4i
4 -, siE isca rscruitipg sergeautlikc the
Wind9 Becauae he bloNsd5Rherei 4hec
a,,, nATYapkes criiea easpeakingo6f a very
tan actor, said Hes tall enough to act
in two parts. ~ q
Mrs. Partington says she gets up
every morning at the shril carriou Of
nsaA,a she ,chandelieF.av ybai a= y a. sfs
"a vaWltou yoasheaaiF a!iisn say tho world
as6s owes! him aslising, don'5 leave any Ihamb
.ssis layipg around dloOse.al' a'9s : va ft's
zsisnoa,AnsIowat clergyman who had do.
,&sslonasiou party 'lttelS, Has beans enough Ia
sE7 lastthirty.seven J6ara.@ '''ee
rea sgiIg man. in in Peoria ia claims to have a.
80 sttns t6at Washington threw at s wood
go Pcrkerson his isthcr's chcyry tree. Il,
They say the largest Eqgliss settle,
Element made in this country is in Kan
sPs; p-,.,,A We The thGHgbs Fit4o was tbebAhbaa
ma. .s-ys7o gl3Esa = - 4y}Oas9 : aa
- "A Red Bsnk,lN. u, farmer iboasts''
.sa,. tbat bis hens lay eggs thatsTcan't be
beat That farmer ought to- bstakcu
- into epStardEs sd .loob sai has9ao ien
3 - Sane.peop pttachneats aFsp cod
GeniSlliite that of DQnen aHd IhIth ias,1
t,hsFs nisal slik setliatE Of the STA
raops gWinsss yswa ttslpq u ASaas ~
il eslacbsaIosss s6ssasI sfs, coppor:fassi
gsd5thronghoutg aHdpIatsd at the knee 50
Ssisss tosaBe simpregaaBIsa " to friction, are
sgjknownas the slsaee pas alt,id. - = 7'''
.ssd sKaBsas i City complains Of its corn
asghats pthe Rstiels shed BlbOd,''f5 lt
sostrikes Us that that's just what Colonals
Sunlight b6expecEte;d to do d. y &C., ?
sea wkat s@id id']lltts lttesaoher lohls gk,, . pupil,
-Sasfinakes you feel uncomfortable after, you
esRave dods wrong f'' INV .Papa,sgbg
saileathdFstfaP ieefiRgg replied 4 tho boy
rbs following sia a straightforward
spisaph Henry MIs Mss#**'s ".'s lhosp ,peS.
f6. 1906 died dl.7T55 & Heawas@grsar
turkey hunter,, and & tolerablysd good
efddlsf. He desired the, ahoYe,tobe
PLACED on this slab, Peace to hisasheS-' 7
- sea captaip,s invited to meetthe
omRitteo 5of y spOisty, for tha Evangoi
lSatiep of, Africa when asked, '@Dotha
sabieetg Of the King of Dahomey keep
Bhnday 7" =, replied, NiYessand Everything
elso they caprlay their hands ona' 'eoa
~ The near,sightedi old hen that ate
saxdust, snpposing it to be corn meal,
then went and laid aness full of bufoa6l
knobs, set syop themi three months, aud
Aatchsd 10 leotnpiefe set Of psrlor
fprpitpre, was esprstty fair old hen. -.
eA widow ones said TO her 1ddauughter. I; !:
ssAEheps 5eustass aB my age, ii win be
tApegsn6hgh s5e dream III 3 husband hilsb and p
"Yes, mamma" replied the thoughtloss
gil, a.for-as-sSeoad oue.' The mother
tainted. .tSbBt aiIi no e5oG
aCayalier boots" arc about to be ip.
srodAced for ladies' They. are tprned
ovdgsASiSh Feather .just, above Che, ankle,
oraas saS as nay b65a respectfully the
pdIa1aehsiee; 81 as 70 give give q faint lmits,
tioasoi issks 6ia eAsaliyFF boot !; an easing
ofgkee falls oyer tbs ~ 10 5sal .,
- a 10 sEfs3 tsW gA1AF s.".
Once a careless. man pspt n to- the
cellar, and stuck the ga saad die In what he
thought was q keg Of black sand. lie
sat hear it drinking vine until the
candle bnsned low, Nearer endIpearer
Il gos 10 the black qepa ;sEearatA and
nssfeg, Until the blaze foa6hed tip bladk
'ans j. pnd nd IS II legs taRd, nothing hap
Fspgs ~ 4stFe 39e1 - ifiVi8 -
Ypn1g lady, tOlsa bean OF whose
comaa9g she isgcttihg tired-saI = hope
you orc not nervous because that clock
has q queer. effeet,on people. An my
gsntlemen Spapaintpneess start wIiensit
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