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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1873-06-09
WINES. AElUONS. TOBACCO. Ay.
.PRISG PARK BREWERY

NPKINT PAEh BIKE EKI. 40
- CoESER OF CLAY AND HARRISON STREETS.
AZ III llis HENRY 2r"LtR io?"kn6w ledge the
pui ruis and increasing patronage ne receives, ana
to announce > still further addition Ia his capacity
for production IL Keep pace with TN, demand f.'r
f,yoriIc cream AIN. ann lr illItcrs himself that
r. vii he able 10 TRULY establish BHWLfE'S
RICHMOND ale us III Institution IN the capital
If H.. D.d Dominion. .....
q. T. regard. lu expense Ia procuring thu finest
mat ri ,ls Tor The manufacture Of his lie, and saTrs
10 cxcrtlon keep II OF uniform quality, bring
convinced that no more Wholesome beverage liln
rrEE ALE can BE- offered to the pubic.
MIA report, somewhat 10 l'iS prejudice, that
another party WIS Interested in hi, business IL to-
tally untrue. :. D.
Orders sent 70 SPRING PARK BREWERY,
Richmond. Va, %,l meet with prompt attention.
1c 7-lm E...E. Il. ,t.t.i Il
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
THE DEACON'S SWILL-BAR-
REL.

just outside of the house stood
father the deacon, tugging away at
a tig lump of ice in the swill-barrel.
"bad business, that" said I, rest
ing my hands OH my sides.
mot half SO bad as it might "a
ben." was the reply, as he lifted the
cake of ice out by stout stick that
had frozen up In the swiIl.
'Many an many a bar'l has busted
for me that wouldn't if this knowl-
edge had only come to me sooner"
said he. You see. when this cold
| snap came on suddenly, I thought
of the swill-bar'l away in the night,
and said, We'll, it can't be helped
now 1t happened, however, that
the stick | stir with was left poked
down in the swill, and that was all
that saved it. A bar'I or tub, or
a pail, may freeze up solid, and if a
stick has been put down in the water
the vessel can't bust. But it took
me a good while to find it out-never
knew it till last Winter; lived seven
ty years before | knew it, and his
eyes twinkled knowingly.
why, that's on the same plan,"
said L. OF putting soon in a glass
jar when you are canning fruit; if
you do that the jar won't brake"
"Same philosophy exactly" said
he, as he gave the ball of ice kick,
and sent it rolling off down the hill.
--4rthur's Home Magazine.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
HOW A WOMAN DRIVES

When woman has a hen to
drive into the COCO she takes hold
OF her hoops WI h both hands; and
shakes them quietly toward the de-
and says, ''Shew! there
The hen takes one looA at the~obiect
to convince herself that it's woman.
and then stalks maiestically INTO
the coop in perfect disgust Of the
sex. A man don't do that way.
He goes out of doors and saws,
1T IS singular nobody in this house
can drive hen but myself !" and,
picking up stick of wood, hurls it
at the offending biped, and observes.
Get in there, you thief" The
hen immediately loses her reason,
and dashes to the opposite end Of
the yard, The man straightway
dashes after her. She comes back
again with her head down, her
wings out, and followed by an as
sortment OF stove wood, fruit cans,
and coal cl:nkers, with a much
putting and very mad man in the
rear. Then she skins up on the
stoop. and under the barn, and over
a fence or two, and around the
honse, and back again into the coop,
all the while talking as only an ex-
cited hen can talk, and all he while
followed by 1zthings convenient for
handling, and by man whose coat
y on the saw buck, aud whose hat
is on the ground, and whose per-
splratlon and profanity appear to
lave no limit By this time the
ether hens have come out to take a
hand III the debate, and help dodge
the mlsslles-and the man says
every hen on the place shall be sold
IN the morning, and puts on his
things and goes down street, and
the women dons her hoops, and has
every one Of those hens housed and
contented IN two minutes, and the
ONLY sound heard on the premises is
the hammering by the oldest boy,
as he mends the broken pickets. =
DGn6ury NeeCs.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
THE MOUNTAINS OF COLOR
ADO.

The mountain ranges of Colorado
cover an area of from 10000 to TO-
900 square miles, lhis excludes
bodily the entire territory east OF
this point All Switzerland covers
but 5000 square miles, or, to be
accurate, 1890 The fact is,
Switzerland compared to Colorado,
is as one of the little wooden toy
cows to living buffalo. You can
take up the whole little State, and
set it down in either the North, Mid
die, or South Parks, without touch
ing the rim of the mountains which
wall in these grand and singular
enclosures. These parks are each
of them from $4,000 to $4,000
square miles in extent, and the San
Luis is nearly as large as all three.
80 far as to magnitude, which is
certainly an element of mountain
scenery-as to pure scenic beauty.
OF course the evidence cannot be
reduced to figures; but it is reasona-
BILE to suppose that this vast expanss
OF gigantic ranges, endless canons,
bottomless gulches, with its lake
swung $4,000 feet in air, and its
cascades and icy waterfalls still
higher-with its eternal SHOWS and
preadamite stone forests of tropical
etaorescence-ofers all Of pictures
que and wild effect that any other
land or region can claim. Call
Switzerland the "miniatare Colora-
DO Of Europe" if you please, but
let US have done forever with the
other phrase, which has no mean
ing in itself, and is detraction of
our own land.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
SMOKING.

The Quarterly Reviev observes
that the Russian cadets have great
weakness fer smoking. and smoking
was held IN such adherence by
Nicholas shat-as many an English
traveller In Russia will still remem-
ber-any person. what ever his age
and rank, was arrested by the police
If found smoking in the streets. AL
exander, who was exceedingly fond
OF cigarettes, hid himself from his
father, all his life long. when he
wanted to have a smoke. Disregard
ing all the penalties. however, the
cadets managed to smoke in their
schools, and IN one of them Alexan-
der arrived one day at a moment
when the rooms were full of tobacco
smoke. lie did not seem to notice,
however, what couple of years be
fore would have been regarded as a
crime very nearly approaching high
treason and went quietly on with
his lnspe ctlon, when an alarm was
suddenly raised, that the Emperor
had arrived in the schools courtyard.
Alexander suddenly turned to the
boys who followed him and said.
''lt smells of tobacco here very strong
open quickly the windows; | will 90
down stairs and detain the Emper-
or for while. = And so he did, the
Emperor noticed nothing, and the
Grand Duke Alexander become more
than ever the idol Of the young men
who are old officer, now, but from
whose memory the story seems not
to have departed; at all events, the
writer has had it repeated to him
several times.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
ARAB SALUTATIONS.

When the Arabs meet each other,
the first thing is the salute, which
IS repeated several times, and is done
in the following manner: Fac h
strikes the palm of his right hand
on that of his companion, or throws
it on his left shoulder, repeating
always the same phrase. SaIamaat,
CaT Hatcona tai6in peace How
are you?-well? This way of sa-
luting is most beautiful and strik-
ing, and, when performed, gives
new figure and majesty to the naked
Arabs who are the actors of it.
Those gesticulations are always ac-
companied with very grave tone
of voice. After the salutation they
inquire of each other the news about
the places whence they came.
Their news relates generally to the
buying and selling of dromedaries,
whether there are loads to carry, or
something ofthis kind. They then
ask each other for tobacco or salt,
and their conclusion is, "Slute me,
Hamed, at Corosca; and you, Ali,
at Barbar. Do you understand? In
peace, in peacen' After this, each
resumes his way. Women and chill
dren kiss the boards of their hus-
bands and fathers. Their greetings
are marked by strong religious
character, such as, "God grant
the his favors;" eff God will, thy
family enjoy good health;" peace
be with you.''
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
MURMURING.

| was tired of washing dishes; |
was tired Of drudgery. 1t had
always been so, and | was dissatisfied.
! never sat down a moment to read,
that jamie didn't want cake, or a
piece of paper to scribble on or bit
OF soap to make bubbles. I'D
rather be in prison." [ said, one day,
''than to have my life teased out"
as jamie knocked my elbow, when /
was writing to friend.
But a morning came when / had
one plate less to wash, one chair ess
to set away by the wall in the din
ing room when Jamie's little crib
was put away in the garnet, and it
has never come down since / had
been unusually fretful and disconten-
ted with that damp May morning
that he took tn. Group. Gloomy
weather gave me the headache, and
| had less patience than at any other
time. By-and-by he was singing in
another room, Il want to be an an
gel > and presently rang out that
metallic cough. | never heard that
hymn since that it don't cut me to
the heart; for the Group cough rings
out with il. He grew worse toward
night, and when my husband came
home he went for the doctor At
first he seemed to help him, but it
merged into infammatory Group and
all was soon over
81 ought to have been called in
sooner" said the doctor.
have a servant to wash the dish
es now I; and when visitor comes,
can sit down and entertain her With
oat having to work all the time.
There is no little boy worrying me
to open his jack-Snife, and there are
no shavings over the floor. The
magazines are not soiled at looking
over the pictures, but stand prim and
neat on the reading-table just as |
leave them.
''Your carpet never looks dirty"
said weary-worn mother to me.
"Oh! no." | mutter to myself .
ere no little boots to dirty it now,
But my fate is as weary rs theirs
weary with sitting in my lonesome
parlor at twilight, weary with watch
ing for the arms that used to Irvine
around my neck, for the curls that
brushed against my cheek, for the
young laugh that rang out with
mine, as we watched the blazing fire
or made rabbits with the shadow or
the wall, waiting merriIy together eal
papa coming home. | have the
wealth and ease | longed for, but a
whot price? And when [ see othe
mothers with grown-up sons. driving
to town or church, and my hair sill
vered over with gray, | wish | hac
murmufed less The appeal.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
A CUTE TRICK.

Just before the Declaration OF
Independence Yankee peddler
started down to New York 10 sell "a
Iot Of bowls and dishes lie had made
of maple. Jonathan travelled over
the city, asking everybody to buy
his wares, but 10 one was disposed
to purchase.
1t happened that a British feet
was then lying iii the harbor Of
New York, and Jonathan struck
upon plan of selling his wares.
He got an officers suit by hook or
crook Qtor history does not tell where
he got ~ and struttiDg up town one
morning, asked a merchant if he had
any wooden ware, as the commodore
wanted lot for the feet.
The merchant replied that he had
none on hand, bat there was some
In town and if he would send in, in
the afternoon, he would supply him
with pleasure.
''Very good said the naval Off
Ger Il will CALI
Jonathan now cut for home by the
shortest route, and he had scarcely
DOTTED his borrow ed plumage before
down came the merchant, who, see
Ing that Jonathan had sold none of
his wares, offered to take tie whole
if he would deduct fifteen per cent.
But Jonathan said he would be gol
darned if he wouldn't take 'em home
before he'd take cent less than his
first price.
The merchant finally paid him
down in gold his price for the wood
en- ware, which lay on his shelves
tor many long day thereafter; and
Jonathan trotted home in high glee
at the success Of his manou yer, while
the merchant cursed British officers
ever after.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
Spelling MIRRORS.

1t is fact worth knowing, but
which does not seem generally un-
derstood. that the amalgam Of tim
foil with mercury, which is spread
ON glass plates to make looking
glasses, is very readily crystalized
by actinic solar rays. A mirror
hung where the sun can shine on
it is usually spoiled; it takes a gran
ulated appearance familiar to house
keepers, though they may not be
acquainted with its cause. In such
a state, the article is nearly worth
less; the continuity Of its surface is
destroyed, and it will not reflect out
lines with any approach to precision.
Care should therefore be exercised
in hanging. If any of our readers
have mirrors which appear to be
spelling it would be well 10 ascer-
tain whether the direct sunlight
strikes them. If thus exposed,
they can probably be saved from
farther injury by simply changing
their position. The back as well
as the front must be protected. A
small glass hung in a window,
where the rays strike it behind, is
peculiarly exposed. The back
should always be covered where the
beams are likely to touch it.
The greatest danger to look
ing glasses. however, is In trans
porting them. Very expensive ones
have been seriously injured by care
less handling, when merely carried
across a street. The men who move
furniture are seldom fully aware Of
these possibilities, and need to be
cautioned aud watched. Frequent
ly a man or boy may be seen in the
street, carrying mirror in such a
way that the full glare OF monday
sun strikes and injuries it. Owners
of such articles would, as a rule, be
able to keep and use them much lon
ger if hey would exercise more eau
ton in this regard. 10 re-silver a
pier-gla1s often costs as much as
one-tit h of the original price of the
article, while the common glass is
seldom worth re- silverlng.
1t is also we'll to avoid hanging
mirror near a stove or tireplact ,
where tile heat radiated can reach it.
If this precaution is neglected, gran
uladon is likely TO occur, even in a
comparatively dark room, by the in
fuence OF warmth instead of light.
A lamp or gas jet, if placed TO close
while burning, though it may not
crack the gla>s, will also often Or ing
about the same injurious crystaliza-
ton, and will even sometimes cause
the amalgam to melt ami ru off
". Z. Mercantile Journri.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

A colored Washington belle, who had
planned for rece ption, was somewhat
taken aoack because her mother had the
smallpox; but equal to the emergency,
she put the old lady in the back part of
the house, and didn't spoil the fun of the
company by saying anything about it M
til they were ready to adjourn.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

Associate Justice Of the Supreme Court, Judge
OF the Tenth judicial Crceit, and CouatY Judges.
OFFICE OF SECRETARY OF STATE.
Madison, Wisconsin.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, that Judicial Elec
ton, TO be heu in the several towns, wards and
election precincts in the state OF Wisconsin, on
the drst Tuesday, being the first day of April
next the following officers are to be elected, to
wit:
An Associate Justice Of the Supreme Court, in
the place of ORsAMUs COLE, whose term OF office
will expire on the thirty first day OF May, 1873.
a Jud0e 0ftho Circuit Court for the Tenth JH-
dtctaL u, nutt comprising the counties of Brown,
Door Oconto, Outagamie and shawaao, in the
place of l.. HOLMES BILLS, whose term of Office
will expire on the thirty first day Of December,
1873.
A County Judge in each of the several counties
of this state IN the place Of each of the County
Judges of the said several counti's, whose terms
ofotiice will expire on the tnirty-frst day of De-
cemher, 1873.
State. at Madison this goth day OfFebruary, 1873.
Ii. BREESE,
.aa,s. tasaE hg Secretary Of State
. aaa NOTICE.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

Rules and specific resolutions are like
saves and crutches by the aid of wl,icL
ln1rm and crippled persons walk. A
healthy soul does better without them.
With rong convic ions. sense of dnty
winch allows no question as tc its per.
tcrmance. with cheerful reliance or
Goh, and an impulse to do what is rioht
acting as steadily as law of nature il
hDds IN itself resources of lhoral ACTIVITY
and power which may well dispense
with artificial helps.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
TIE CHRISTIAN GRACEs is a large and eli

THE CHRISTIAN GRACES is a large and ele-
CANT line aud stipple steel engrav 21x27 inches
''Tbe grouping and pose of the figures are grace
tul beyond description, and the faces of such
rare and heavenly beauty that it seems as If the
artist must have seen them If vision This
&inguarly attractive and lovely pic IRE has been
prepared by the publishers OF ''ARTuURs Illus
TRArED HOME MAGAZINE" as free gift to their
subscriber. for 1873, and we have just made ar
rangements with them to club he TELEGRAPH with
ub>cribers.
For $3.50 in advance we will send the TELE-
GRAPH and ''AETHUR's ILLUSTRATED HOME MAGA-
ZINE for year, with the picture free. An ad-
ditionai CT arge OF so cents will be made TO those
who have the TELEGRAPH delivered by carrier.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

-
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Bilious Granu1cs. THE 0LETTLE
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The novelty of modern Medical Chemical and
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taking the large, repnlsiye and nauseous pills
composed OF cheap, crude, and bulky ingredients
when we can by careful application of chemical
science, extract all the cathartc and other rnedi-
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herDS, and concentrate them into minute Gran
ule, scarcely larger than a mustard
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Each little PurgatiVo Pellet represents. III O.
most concentrated form, as much cathartic power
rs Is embodied in any OF the large pills found for
sale III the drug shops. From their wonderful ca
tnartic power in proportion to their size, people
Who nave not tried them arc apt TO suppose that
they are harsh drastic in effect but such is not
at all the the different active medicinal prn
clpitS OF which they arc composed being SO har-
noniZed and modified, one by the others, as TO
produce "a T22O~G searching and thOr-
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$500 Reward Is hereby offered by the pro-
prletor OF these Pellets, to any chemist who,
upon analysis Will find i'll them any Calornel or
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Being entirely vegct able, no particular
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In explana ion Of the remedial power of my Pur-
gatiye iclc;s over so great variety Of diseases,
wish to say that their action upon tho
animal economy is umiVersaI@ not q
gland Or tissue escaping their sana-
tive impress. Age does not impair them:
thar coating and being enclosed in glass
bottles preserve their virtues unimpaired for any
lcngih time il Any climate that they are al
ways fresh AID reliable, which is not the case
with the pills found in the drug stores, put up in
cheap wood or paste board boxes. Recollect that
for all diseases where % laxative Altera-
tive or F7arGativc is indicated, these little
Pellets win give the most perfect satisfaction to
al who use them. -.
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Do rot allow any druggist to induce you to
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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

A CORRESPONDENT writing
from Minnesota satisfied that ''the
thing that Is, is the thing that has
been,'' or, in other words ''what
has been can be done again, 1.-THE foil
owing example Of successful farming
in that State; A lawyer in failing
health, bought 1000 acres of land near
St. Paul, at Sl2 per acre. He con-
fined himself to the raising of wheat,
devoting 100 acres to the cultivation
Of that staple. His yield in 1867
was $1,000 bushels; gross price,
80. $50; profits, $4,000. In 1868
his yield was 10000 bushels, with
net profits of $20,40O. Thus in two
years his net profits, over and above
the interest on the capital invested.
sufficed to meet all the expenses of
building, fencing, and other improve
ments, besides returning to him all
his purchase money, while the market
value ofhis lands and improvements
is to-day quite three times their first
rcost.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
sHERrPr's OFFICE, March 4, 1873

SHERIFF > OFE1ONI 11a1Ul1 Is 4o'S
NOTICE is hereby given, thatin accordance with
the above notice served o4 me by the Secretary Of
State, an Election will be held N the several
osha. on the FIRST Tuesday, being tae first day OF
April next, for the election of . County Judge In
the place OF Issac W. Webster, whose term OF Oh
flee will expire on the thirty aay OF Decem oer
a. D 1878. .,.t.f s..- ~
JOHN TETARD, Sheriff of
gA - ,.T7 rs Kenosha County.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27
TAME SEALS.

One OF our most interesting adven-
lures at the Galapagos Islands was
landing in a little bay full Of seals, so
tame, so little afraid of men, that we
could tramp past groups Of sleepers
on the beach without awakening half
of them, and without apparently
frightening half Of those we did
awake. They seemed to be fond OF
crawling under bushes just above
high-water mark, and sleeping two or
three in place, huddIed close to-
gether. Under one bush lay mother
and her two cubs,so fearless that one
of our officers held a piece of cracker
t. the old one, and she slneIled in his
fingers as a pet dog. The cubs quar-
relied with each other as to which
should cuddle nearest the mother, and
they all three snarled and snapped at
the flies in the manner Of sleepy
dog; aud all the while a party of la
dies and gentlemen, creatures as
large as the seals,and which the seals
could scarcely have seen before, stood
looking on within touching distance.
These seals had much more length
of arm, and used their arms more in
the manner Of the quadruped than I
supposed any seal could do. saw
them walk along The beach, their
whole breast clear Of the ground.and
even jump upon the sand. Their IA
vorite gymnastic exercise, however,
was to lie upon their backs and roll,
in the manner Of a horse.
The tameness of these seals and
many of the land birds was very sur
prising. | repeatedly put my fingers
within half an inch of little yellow
birds and fnches, and within six inch
es Of mocking-birds. Prof. Aqussiz.
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THE CHRISTIAN GRACES.'

A new $5 picture of surprising Grace and
Beauty GIVEN AWAY to new Subscribers,
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CIT H n
Gun R 4 STEAN
CIR ACES.D

"Amd mooo dbideth Faith, Rope and Charity
these three bat the greatest Of these is ChG'fty.'
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Judicial Election Notice.

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Judge
OF the Tenth Judicial Circelt, and CouatY Judges.