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The Daily state journal. [volume] (Alexandria, Va.) 1868-1874, 1873-08-14
BY William T. Bailey,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer.
A ssIGNEE's SALE m
Ia OF
LAND IN RICHMOND COUNTY, KNOWN
AS "PLAIN LEVEL .

AS fIAlN LEV Eli.
In compliance with decree of the United
States District Court for the Eastern District of
Virginia, IN the matter Of EDWARD M Sandy,
auction, free from all liens and encumbrances,
in front of the United States Custom-house, at
Richmond, Va, on @
THURSDAY, AUGUST "a, 1873,
at u o'clock M, ONE-TENTII OF la ACRES
OF LAND IN Richmond county, known as
"Plain J.evel.n
One-third cash balance in six and twelve
ers and title retained until all of the purchase
money is paid. JACOB COHN,
iy 26-2aw2w ASSIGNEE.
n ASSIGNEE AND TRUSTEE SALE m
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE AT ar.O H
CESTER POINT, ON THE
YORK RIVER. -sf
Court Of the United States for the Eastern Dis
trict of Virginia, in the matter on w. Dob
son, bankrupt, dated June IL. 1873, we will sell
Mt public auction, to the highest bidder. at
Gloucester Point, in the county of Gloucester,
Va, on
y es THE 2orH DAY OF AUGUST, 1873,
at ~ M, TRACT OF LAND called "water
View" containing
2S7 2-3 ACRES
more or less free from all liens and encnm.
brances; being the tract of land On which the
said w. Dobson now resides, ana Surrendered
by him for the benefit of his creditors.
TERMS
One fourth cash balance on credit of one and
two years, the purchaser TO give notes, with ap
proved security for the deferred payments,
bearing six per cent. interest from the day of
sale, and the title to be retained until the pnr-
chase money is paid. s
JACOB COJIN, Assignee.
j. A. b. THORNTON, Trustee.
iy 2s--2aw3w
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w BY Moody & Royal, Auciioneers. -
a AsSIGNEE,s SALE n
REAL ESTATE IN CHESTERFIEI4D
COUNTY, VIRGINIA 80

BY virtue of an order of the District Court O
the United States for the Eastern District of Vir
gnia, of the date October %, 1872, in the matter
Of Thomas Worsham, bankrupt, will offer fol
sale at public auction, on
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70 WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

In the matter of Thomas A. Diggs. bank.
rupt-in bankruptcy.
At Richmond, on the sih day of August, a. d.
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One-third cash balance in six and twelve
months, interest added with approved endors-
ers, and title retained until all of the purchase
money is paid. JACOB COHN,
Nv 26-2aw2W - aasse Il 4 ;p ssionee
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THURSDAY, AUGUST "a, 1873,
at Il o'clock nl., ONE-TENTH OF Ia ACRES
OF LAND in Richmond county, known as
"Plain I.eveln
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Vienna AMI the Eypo iliou.

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Ncv YOrk Life Insurance Company,

rs ;ho annual statement Of ;ha
g'I Sow Io,k Life iaur1rga C0m-
rar ur'ho Y.ar ending ou ibe Isl
uflmu.fe. lsI3. it will be seen that
tuiasonpauy keeps 'eailty on IN
70. o,u..g OF financial pIldl;y. char
% ,gr.srirrli's cIIts'abIishcdgoad
uama and careful management.
Tile assets haycr rolled pop % sll.
GjT. .0U01l. while i's prps hah.Ii.
,iw, iuc.ri.u. amount ncces ary %
re-.nsufr aIl Its policies In force, io,i
up on'y s2O.o2l,575 22-thu- sNhib.
itHga surplus oi Sl,Gi2I2i92. 10
BE- appropriated - dividends among
.,- pulIci.huIlers.
during lsT2 is receipts we've ST.,
.jIjio7 0j; IL disbursements, si,.
Gao.3ll 6j-ot which S3.12l.Sl2 81
was returned to the policy holder.
or l..ir legal representatives Sjid,.
gT5 Hj iorclmnissious; Slll,6stTl
fyr advertising and physicians fees
anl S2ji'lsj 40 tortayea, office and
law expenses, salaries, printing, rev.
curo stamps, etc.
Eight thousand nine hundred and
ton policies werc issued during the
year. in.nring s97.0q6,27S 81.
THIS il tie tweuty.eighth annua'
tefef, of the company, aud Il 70
establishes the uniform, successful
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From ID, chsdrs.aa Nsvtl
The Force Of GuHpOgder.

Doubtless there arc many Charlcl-
touiu- who sliIl remanbtf the ter
lie detonations caused By tho ex-
plosiJus of tho Confederate IRON
clad, Charleston aud Chio9la, In
Cooper river, opposite Mgrshal.s
wharf. a. tho evacuation Of Charles
ton, in February, 1895. Il has
a,uays brcn matter Oi surprise 10
'bo wrecking fraternity that only
small portion Of the wreck Of tho
lirtuamed boat could be found in
tho vicinity of the spot at which
She wa. anchored. Professor Mail.
'clcg,, whose fame M "A wrecker Is
sl noll known 10 the Charleston
public. las los long time occupied
himself with the solution Of this
ridulp.
A lev weeks ago he accidentally
observed strange ripliug OF the
water surface tour hundred and iitly
yards, moro thaua quarter Of mile,
westward ot'the wreck OF the YES
'ol anl Il st once occurred 10 him
'hal tie phenomenon afforded n clue
10 the mystery. lie accordingly
anchored one Of bio derricks above
the tpot marked by The ripple, and
IN examination revealed lying upoh
the bottom 81 tie river tho igDn
4bs.lIus Ui,lit bDH and one ouilro
broadsiic OF the vessel. constituting
mass of iron weighing altogether
2l2.fj0 pounds, or nearly one huns
lred tois. The whole broadside Of
the battery, with the poriholes, was
intact That this Immense mass Of
IRON should have been hurled through
The air Tor more than quarter OF
mile affords a startling Illustration
Of the force o. the explosion.
This discovery mas led Professor
Malllefort to suppose that the other
half Of the Charleston islYing about
the same distance on the opposite
side Of the anchorage, and he has
already begun TO search for 1t. Pro-
lessor Maiihiert has recently cons
tractcd with the United States Gov
ornment to remove the wreck of the
monitor keokuk, which lies at the
mouth Of the harbor, near the We
hawken light.ship. The Kcokuk
ia the only remaining obstruction at
the entrance TO tho harbor, and its
removal will greatly contribute to
tho safety OF navigation. Ths Pro.
iosser has also received tho contract
10 remove the wreck OF a vessel Mt
,hc mouth OF the Savannah river.
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CoUI1T'S.
cuANtuuY corRr.

CuANtElU COURT
Meets 2ul Nonla iu january April, 1uy
and October, and hold iNo week..
CIRCUIT COURT.
Meets oa the ih Monday n March and
September, and holds two wrukH.
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METHODIST EPISCOPAL curoH sorTu
vi -Rss F.s. p,fsay Service egrfy 'f'
gid. i,datt -lh -uri S. Sabbath Or"
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MY WlFE'S FIRST LOVE.

Adele, hearing her husbands mp
preaching footsteps, ha.'cncd To cN-
tiugujsh the lidIo taper that was
burning on thc table, and adjusting
her coIlcrctto and coi1urc before the
mirror, unlocked the door OF the
houdoir and went forth tomeet him
with an uucmhnrussoi air.
"Ah, my pretty hermit vil he
galway m your houdou ! was
looking for You on the Common this
fine day. Truly, my iucom parable,
! shall begin to grow Jealous Of that
crimson rocking.chalr, whose arms
enclrclr You SO often
A Colonel Preston Ctor that was
the husbands uamcl pMytuly poke
thus, he drew his Adele affection
atcIy toward him, but she complain
ell Of a Slight iudi-position, aycrtcd
Ecr face, and withdrawing herself
from his clasp, pointed hi4 attention
70 some passing object in the street,
and began to talk oI their projected
tourto the White Mountains.
Adele was youpo and lovely
Now Yo,l. brIlc vh, ot tbe poc ol
seventeen, had been introduced to|
Col. Preston, . Bo-'ouiau OF family
and di.tinr,ion He bca.un deerly
cr,morcI o,h,rlcgpt,. ,pJ .irtii..
i,v Tho .Hrro,If. hand yy,s ,r,.
ciopsly oeeer,sl apdLa hr,ueb, her
i, ,r,nw,b J., Is. u,,p.i,o in 3,.tnn
vbc,o r,,vitb.,,nJ;rg III. Trr.
Jissen,iops tlat d,llaroura # r.,o.
orJ nr,;ndircs Il an, +, cro,tc ,.,v
i,,,j i, ~. var, rl,rti,,l, and ror
a..,;,n If c,,ia .dI c,n,arl
TIoy l,l hon married oLom e.,
,c'r ,nl n L,lt Whom ,bc c,ln,oI
,.,.,.,I Ia u or,,J =, .I,,r,,i,n IL
H., ,.;c'. l,Li,s and ,1anncrs /,
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yo,yod and IN =, e,s. Thc,s ya.
,n .irorm,.t.ry in bor nroc.oling.
H. C,a =, s,s c,,,I.nt ,5,, .bc had
,o,,o s,rr., win wlicb .Lo was
cJ,,f,ply dr.irru. Lc sbonld ~,
,,ain n,ac,n,int,J n. wns con.
.tan,Ig IN ,bo Lahi, ,cfnding scr,ns
oCnot'.r .cs,tsrcI ,hont ,be Godr
,,r ,l,o ,n,o,r,,,cc n wlicl .Lsa..
an,n,cJ 90 y yori,,s r,sa,i.n,,orv
y,ys lie moro tbon oncc snrrriscd
her. in ,ybi.per.d conference w,thold
C,l a.. olI Iom.,tir vino. Laying
liycj In her f,tbcr service .ipce ,be
noriod of Adele. inlnucy had on
H., .ycu, Thor u,rr;onr rsgur.fal
,o hc oil,wcJ M ,cr,lnuany Ina
yn,n,r;.,r..s ia Bos,or On NJ.
1rrr6orh tbov would suddenly son.
o,.te and asil .cegol 10 him. In
g,wcthipg NJ ronfusion Ila Lal
also an ono ocrasiou been exceeding.
~ p.rployed and mortified by over.
to5rin, two l,die. in society after
cytoIIiTo III, undcniablo beauty. and
grace. and pfiIilty Of Mrs. Pres.
Ion. make an execution to her pre
;pJieo. Gbe "parl'eular.' did not
yr,ch bi.oarI Which wa. immediate.
,y followed hy an exclamation Of
GIy qac,,m Il ,ont b. pgublr! /!
WLaia Lasr Ig,- disquiiag" lle
,,. mn, opite -ure tLui the ctiihet.
wero arn.icd to nj, wife. bu, BE-
moro tIan .ustcrted they were. II
w.s mot long after. that, ON enter.
i,yI,rar,r,mon, crcype,todly. be
.aw ber rp.h toward the opcn win,
,I,v and dash something To the
,,poJ "Bab. bahl AleIe. why
-nrsly I have entered n prrluuer
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g'afE,r II. \. 'hspisr .No. ~.
Regular Couvnaators 10 Thursday m each
month o., o'clock, !. M.
D.A. knctor n. =
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Stated Communication hiri Thursday
night ium.h month
jutlN WRIGHT. v ".
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Striis CtRp.sr 30 u.
Order ofthc Eastern Star Regular meeting
frsi Thursday uigllin each mouth.
Mr v. 4 ThUmp0n,
Worthy Na'ron,
~ %
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1t was q clay pipe, overturned in a
dish Of sAEdust. which caused the Bar
nun Ere.
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PUBLIC LEDGER.

I =.
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Irish potatoes. We found it very
difficult to get through with this
one. The men would put in one
more case and another barrel of
potatoes. 1t was astonishing with what
rapidity our green conscripts learned to
use the oar, and how nimbly they climbed
up the sides of prize when the chance
OF better rations, blanket, or even a
shirt, offered. We now had the crews
of three vessels on board, and it was ad-
visable to be rid of them. The wind
was off shore and nothing would be lost
by letting them go, as it would be sew
ersl days probably before they could re
port us. Opportunely an English
schooner appeared, bound to New York.
He was a round-bowed, dumpy little
bruiser, not capable of going more than
four or FIVE knots an hour under the
best circumstances. The old Charleston
pilot, whose temper had been soured by
a thirteen months residence in Fort
Lafayette, rubbed his hands gleefullY as
he observed the model of the packet
which was to take away our people. We
gave the little craft some water, bread,
pork, Holsters and potatoes, paroled the
prisoners and sent them on their way,
and in hurry, too, for more game was
in sight above the horizon. The new
conner proved to be a large ship from
New Orleans laden with sugar and lot
Of secondhand castings and fences,
which presume had been stolen
and were being shipped away.
A party was put on board to use her up,
whilst we went up to windward TO in
quire after two sails coming in sight in
the north east. Both proved to be prizes,
one, a fine brig and the other schooner.
1t was late before these three vessels
we're disposed of, and by dark the wind
was freshening 10 3 gale from the north
east, with mist and squalls of rain. This
ugly appearance Of the weather admon-
ished us TO get towards home; therefore
we headed to the sopthWard, intending to
spend q short time of the capes of
Virginia with the hope Of falling in
with vessels hound for Hampton Roads
with army stores.
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n. Y. Shir u. we MAKE = sPe'
eiaIty, and ma ixe to order "hen re
CURED -
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PUBLICATION.

MO PAPER IN MEMPHIS Is A BETTER
~ advertising medium than the Nestern
Methodfst, II having within the limits oi
EEich Memphis IL the commercial center
very large circulation. This can be knoEn
and read Of al Who nay become intereftea
gudiciqus advertising will pay. Our c1ee n
~ Main street. up stairs, in tame building
With Boyle A Chapman.
81 R.W. BLEW A 90.
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The citizens Of Msplsvood, Kansas,
keep colored children out Of their
schools without resorting 10 severe
measures. They simply burn the school
houses.
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DRUGS.
OV r TON
DRUG AND FAMIL Y MEDICINE
STORE.

TINo THE CITIZENS OF MEMPHIS AND
vicinity: Having again entered the arena
OF my profession, take great pleasure IN IN
forming my friends that / am now at their
service, and will be glad to see them at any
and all times My stock will be ample tor al!
Family and Plantation purposes, az L shall
keep what may be termed strictly
First-cIass sPrescriptiveR and Family
Medicine store,
embraoips ali the leading and proprietary ar
tices. My Perfumery Department will consist
OF all leading manufactures, Soaps. Toilet
Powders, Hair Brushes, Colognes. PomRdes,
Hair Oils. Tooth Powders, foreign and domes-
tic. Ny Prescription Department Is open az
all hours; my assistant sleeping where he can
be accessible. Remember that distance lends
enehantment to the view.
B. r. GOODYEAR.
Graduate in Pharmacy.
P. s.-doodyear's Liver Tonic. so well and
highly Appreciated, is only manufactured by
me. Fine Havana and domestic cigars 90,
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MEDICAL
DIR. II. L. LASKI,
Physician, Surgeon
AND ACCOBCHER.

OFFICE. IS UNION ST. /; RESIDENCE. az
" Main street lGayoso Block. once hours
from 10 10 an. and from 70 pm. Spe-
ciaItier. children and female diseases. Grad.
uated al The University Of Berlin (Germanyl
with more than thirty years' practical expc-
risnce. Vaccination daily az his once. BE-
tween and 4 o'clock pm. 4-xvi-S
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Ilttss 81 ~llothlnss.


- ssssllslSstory nsal-a domss-
No Arsn.
The worst thing "ander NE cane.
pys-a snosqaises
"Boots blaekad insids" 10 not :
soed inscription for . sign.
Whom sshe wsathsrtiksa ssocksr!
ehop2 Mhea tie muggy.
Tho la,ess dianitton Of = gsntlsms,
. 90 man who car pat OH . clear
ss,lar without iaoking conspieuoas.'
One style Of bonnet 10 called II,
sMausard," bessuse Il takos . grea'
I teal Of "man's hard" earnings h
pay for a Of 'sru.
az wapttok know" saida creditor
aerce,y, ssw hon you ere going 10 pa.
ne what you owe ms7" "whsa Tn
going TO psy7 Why. you're . pref
" f.liowi do yeu take me FOR ;
prophet p" .
One day when Mrs. Psrsingtsr
heard ,hc minister say thore wonid
he a nave iu the new church, che Oh
served tina, she "kuew who the par
~ was"
An old LADY was admiriag the hssn.
.ifui picture called Saved" IT,
no WONDER" ssid she. "that the poor
| child tainted after pulling chat Srsa.
dog out Of the water"
This question agitatss Lawrence
Kansas: "Should . young mar
,savc his music lesson to split wooc
when his mother 10 at home and en-
jeying perfect hsal.hs"
A man adyertises for . cempeten'
person TO undertake the sale of q new
meaicine,and adds that at will prove
highly lucrative to the undertaken
There's one thing" said a gentle,
man at 4 race, "that nobody can beat
aud that is time" "Fudgel" e.
claimed = bystander, "every drum
nsr in the land beats time"
A doctor, like everybody else q!
this season, went out for . days.
sport. aud complained OF having
killed nothing. "That's the conse-
quence Of having neglected ysur bus-
mess" observed his vito.
Elegant people will in the future
dssist from describing suddenly cold
weather as a ''coid snap" or "colc
SPELL" Tho proper English for the
occasion is that We are experiencing
a"polar wave"
A m%eddlesons man, who val
watching his wife bake pics. stepped
with his bare foot on , warm stove
lid, and then stepped up in the air E
few PAGES, and has gone west.
A saloon-keeper having started
business in . building where trunks
had been made, asked . friend what
he had better do with the old sign
"Trunk Factory" "Oh," said the
friend, 'Just change tho I to ID, and
it will suit you exactly"
Mrs. G.: ~ really nvstgire cook
warning. Charles. She does use such
very bad words"
Mr.. O.: "Resilr. dsari What SORT
Of words arc they 2"
"Mrs. c.: "Oh, well the same ~
you USE"
A French woman once said that
che nsvsr loved anything. "You
loved your children 2" suggested n
friend. "When they were little"
she replied. "And you love dia-
mo.ds 2" "Whcn ,hov a-. large"