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Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

WALKER Pro,retor. r MCDONALD 4 Co- FruEgrt.a nd
Gen Cal sni - and - Commerce 81 NY
40 Person can take these Bitters accord
ing directions and remain long unwe provided their
bones destroyed by mineral poison either means
and the vital organs wasted beyond the point OF TePair
Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Headache, Palm
IN the Shoulders Coughs, Tghness Of the Chest DzL-
ness Sour Erustaons Of the Stomach Bad Taste in the
Mouth. Bilious Attacks PapitAtion Of the Heart. In
hanImatOn Of the Lungs Pain n the regions OF the KID
Aeys and hundred other painful symptoms, are the Oh
springs Of Dyspepsia In these complaints II has no
equal and bottle will prove Letter guarantee Of is
merits than a lengthy advertisement
For Female Com plnints, in young Old mar
ned single the dawn OF wOmanhOod, or the tum
OF life these Tonic BteTs display decided influence
that marked improvement IS soon perceTIb.e.
For InfiammatOry and Chronic Rheu-
matisnl and Govt, Bilious Remtent and fEternit-
tent Feve-s Diseases Of the Blood Liver Kidneys and
Bladder these BItiers have equal. Such Diseases
caused BY YinaIed OOd which generally produced
by arrangement q the Digestive Organs
They arc Gentle EurgRtiVe well rs
Tonic. possessing also the peculiar at acting
powerful agent in relieving COnsestop Inflammation
Of the Liver and NIScer1l Organs. and Bilious Diseases
For Skin Diseases. EruFtious, Tetisr Salt
Rheum, Blochss, Spets Pimpies Pustu!es, BOiS Car
buncles Ring-worns ScRd HeId Sore ives Ervs,elas,
Itch Scurfs, DscooTatiOns Of the Skin HumoEs and D-
eases Of the Skin, Of whatever n1iare, are lit
orally dug up and carried Of tie system i short
time by the Of these BItters.
The properties Of DR. WALKERS VINEGAR
BITTkRs Aperient DiaphOreiic and CarminalIve,
Nutritious, Laxative Duretic, Sedatiye, Counter Inn
tant Sudorihc, Alternative and Anii-BiOus.
Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR DIR
TRRs the wonderful InygoTant that sustained
the sinking system.
WALKER, Prop R.H. MCDONALD & CO.,
Druggists and Gen. ACTS, San Francisco, Cal,
and corner of w Washington and Charlton Sts New York
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
jan25-3m
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Nashville. Team

Nashville. Team
GoId-ll6 buying, and l18 selling.
Bank e Tennessee. old issue, 96@99c.
do do new issue, 25.
Bulk Shoulders, Z; clear sides, 8; hams,
country, 1l-from wagons.
Buttcr-gOod, 28@32,
CandleS-Star, full weight, 2OH.
Cheesc-Hactorv. l6@17c. rs
Coal 0il-27@ $50 per gal. p. s
Coifee-Rio, 221a@24; Laguyra, gag
%; Java, Z7d 80.
COtton-9@ l616-market still dull.
Corn-wagon, 4l@43; sacked 5695S.
Corn Meal-60@ 621a c., sacked III depot
Dried Fruit-apples, 3; quarter peaches
5; half do, Az.
EggS--l0c per doz.
Feathers-66 for prime.
Flour-actual sales are made at, q Dbl
Supertine ...... 6 %
Extra 6 25 @ Z rs
Family, choice. 8 Is q 9 90
Fancy brands 49,. 8 80
Lard-in tierces, 90; kegs, $50 lbs) 10
Live stock-cattle, choice, S4@41a me-
dunn, 31i@31a; common but hers, = "a
211as-sheep, AZ Csc p head-hOgs' 81 g
411s gross.
Molasses-New Orleans, 7o@75; golden
syrup, 65@T0. a-.--.
P1anuts-5O@55c q bush; 31z@4c Z b
Irish Potatoes-Russets, per Dbl, 10 "a
cR3 so; Early Rose, 4 50@$5; Peerless
5O@$6.
Poultry-Chickens, 2O@25c Turkeys, 81
O. % each.
Seeds-CIover, Sc SO; timothy. 81 sc
orchard grass SO so: blue grass 81 80
herds grass, 81 rs; hungarian, 90; millet
2 OO; German millet, Q 90; cotton seed, S 81
taS9 per ton.
Sweet Potetoes-S2 % per bush.
Sugar-New Orleans, S@n; Demerara
I16 CG12; coffee and crushed, 121l @l3A.
Salt-$2 IS for bush bbls; table. .
doz, 9Oc@$2 so.
Soda-7@714c p Ii.
Tallow-Country, z.
Wheat, 81 623.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

~ Alexander Thane, alias
"Old Sandy" advertises that
he is prepared to furnish the
best of tomb-stones. He UNI
derstands his business.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
FL Tie drv homes OF the E,

@- Tie dry bones OF the Re-
publican party organization are
beginning to rattle. The>corrup
ton in Congress, the Credit Mobil-
Ter infamy, the salary steal and
the nepotism of the Chief Exec
utive are working out their legiti-
mate results.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

E@ Frenzy & Co. will pay
cash, or will sell you groceries at
The lowest cash prices, for wheat,
corn, feathers, beeswax, hides,
butter, eggs, &c. Call on them
before you trade.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

BG- Advertisements must be handed into
the Office by Tuesday Morning, to insure
an appearance in the following Paper. The
circulation OF the OBSERVER has become so
large, as to compel US to go to press early
on Wednesday.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

s@ A very large stock of Iron.
Will duplicate any bill purchased
in Nashville, within the past three
months, freight added. Terms
cash. HATCHER & CGELYIE.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

u We are sorry to learn
that our friend Rev. N. D.
Crawford, of Oak Hill, has
beensuffering lately with infam-
matory rheumatism. We hope
soon to hear of his recovery.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
INSOLVENT NOTICE

PURSUANT to an order Of the Clerk Of
Il the County Court of Lincoln county
Tenn, upon the suggestion of the admins
traitor Of the estate Of
David +. Robertson, deceased,
Of the insolvency of said decedents estate
notice is hereby given to all persons havin
claims against said estate to present them
to the Clerk of said county, authenticate,
on or before the LIST day of August,
1873. for pro rata distribution, or they
will be forever barred.
W. D MOOREHEAD, Executor
Of John MOOrehead deceased, a creditor
of DaUid Z. Robertson, dec. april24
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

~ Caldwell & Kelso have
just opened a large stock of
beautiful goods, particulars of
which may be found in their
new advertisement in this pa
per. -
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

~ DUsENBERRY &c BRUCE
are selling the best Lynchburg
flour at five dollars per hundred
pounds. 1t is as good as the
best.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

@ There is, we are told,
an albino child in Fayetteville.
It is several months old and is
of colored parentage. 1t has
white kinky hair, white skin,
and eyes that shrink from the
light, ....--.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

B& Recent additions to
our office enable Us to sell lib
eral supply of old type. Moth
ing equals it for machinery box
ing. Terms, cash.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Er We propose as soon az

EF We propose as soon as
our new type is put in case and
ready for use-which will, per-
haps, be next Week-addiEg to
our County Directory a list of
all the Magistrates in Lincoln
county, by districts.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
NJ We are now receiving &

large stock of new type, orna-
ments, etc., suited to plain and
fancy printing, which makes
our assortment very complete.
Job printing of all kinds done
to order, and always in a salts
factory manner.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

E5- Persons purchasing articles adver-
tised in these columns, will please mention
that they saw the advertisement in the Fay
ETTEvILLE 0BsERvER.-e5r
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
90 The Lewisburg Gazette
of the 18th contains the follow

OF liIV II II CUIIIdIIKs lII6 IOIIUW-
ing about the narroW-gauge:
The Engineer, locating the
railroad, reached this place last
Saturday; but failing to receive
further orders, as he expected,
he did not pass town more than
half a mile. He expected to
make the location of the entire
line from Columbia to Fayette-
vile within four weeks, and
then the contracts are 10 be let
out.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
9eatbs.
DIED 8

In this vicinity, Wednesday, 18th inst, of
consumption, Mr.. NICHOLAS RENEGAR,
aged about 55 years.
In this county, on Flynt, Thursday, 18th
inst, o! consumption, Miss MAGGIE
SIMPSON, daughter of Mr.. John Simpson,
aged about rs years.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Railroad Time Table

BSF Advertisements are inserted in the or
der in which they are handed in.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

@ An attachment notice
may be found in this paper.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

There was a temperance riot in
Frankfort, KY, last Monday.
Several beer shops and brewe-
ries were Quilted. No lives lost.
The troops were called out.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
NEW GOODS.
w E have now in store our entire stock
w of Spring and Summer goods, bought
in Eastern cities atlowest cash prices.
IN LADIES' DRESS GOODS

we have all the different
styles and shades, with a
complete varietyof dress
trimmings, ribbons, Ia
ces, &c. We have the
Celebrated Globe Cor
sets in different prices.
In ladies' Hats and Bon
nets we have a complete
stock in the different
styles-with prices to
4
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

NJ Notice of the insolVen-
cy of an estate may be found in
our advertising columns,
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Marriages,


Marriage licenses have been issued to the fol-
lowing parties since our last:
WHITE.
Robert Cunningham and l. E. Campbell.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

@ Fishing is the rage just
now.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

Persons calling for the above
letters, will please say odoertised.
r. g G. w. MORGAN, P. Nj.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
LIST OF LETTERS

Remaining in the pcst-office at
Fayetteville, Tenn, Thursday,
April "a, 1878:
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

~ To-day re begin pub
fishing our Church Directory.
Our friends will see the style
in which it is prepared, and we
hope will not hesitate to furnish
the facts necessary to greatly
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

gloss and freshness Of yorrth- Thin
hair is thickened, fallen hair checked
and badness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
the hair where the follicles are de-
stroyed, or the glands atrophied and
decayed; but such as remain can DO
saved BY this application, and stirlu-
lated into activity, so that = new
growth of hair is produced. Instead
offouling the hair with a pasty sedi-
ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous
Its occasional use viii prevent the hair
from turning grey or falling of, and
consequently prevent badness. The
restoration of vitality it gives to tho
scalp arrests and prevents the forma-
ton of dandruff. which IS often 50 IN
clearly and offensive. Free from those
deleterious substances which mako
some preparations dangerous and injp-
rious to the hair, the Vigor can only
benefit but not harm it. If wanted
merely for a HAIR DRESSING,
nothing else can be found so desirable.
Containing neither oil nor dye, it does
not soil white cambria, and vet lasts
long on the hair, giving it rich, glossy
lustre, and . grateful perfume
Prepared by Dr.. ]. c. Aver { Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Fayetteville and Huntsville Mail,

THERE is a good HACK on this line,
Il with good gentle horses and careful
driver.
Leaves Fayetteville on Monday and
Thursday of each week, at IA. ", arrive at
Huntsville 5 P. u. Leave Huntsville on
Tuesday and Friday at Z A. NJ, arrive at Fay
etteville at 5 P N.
Thankful for past favors, the proprietor
hopes by strict attention TO business, to
merit continuance Of liberal patronage.
aHg24-tf "A. COAE PrepTict0r.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

R& Now is the time to adj
vertise spring goods.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

~ Shrewd men advertise
in the OBSERVER.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
In County Court, LiacOIn county. lie

Wright Luna ct al rs. John Markum ct al.
nN motion Of complsinants by counsel,
" and it appearing to the satisfaction of
the Clerk from compla nants' bill, which is
sworn to, that defendant John NdTkitza is
a nonresident Of the State of Tennessee,
and president of the State of Texas-jt is,
therefore, ordered that said nonresident
defendant appear at the next May term Of
the County Court Of Lincoln county, to be
held at the courthouse in the town Of Fay
etteville, on the first Monday in May, 1873,
and plead, answer or demur to complain
ants bill, or the same will be taken for con-
fessed and set tor hearing ex parte as TO him.
aprillO JOHN Y. GILL, Clerk.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

sontrol them. Tho testimony of our best sitt-
- Of all classes, establishes the fact, that
CHERRY PEcToRAL will and docs rclievo ADD
care the affecting disorders of tho Throat and
Lungs beyond any other medicine. Tho most
dangerous affections Of the Pulmonary Organs
Weld to its power; and cases Of Consunsp-
ton, cured By this preparation, are pubic
II Known, so remarkable as hardly 10 DO Be-
ucvcd wore they not proven beyond dtsputr.
As n remedy It 81 adequate, on which me pnbhs
nav rely for full protection. by curing Cough.
tAe forerunners of more serioas disease, IL save
vHuumbcrcd lives nnd an amount OF suffering
not to be computed. II challenges trial. and con
sinces the most sceptIcal Every family should
keep It on hand protection against tho carly
and unpcrceivcd attack Of Pulmonary Adee.ions-
which are easily met ut first, but which become
incurabe, and too often fatal, If neglected. Ter
der lungs need this defence; and 1t is unvise 10
b. without il. As 4 safeguard to children. amA
the distressing diseases which beset the ThrOcr
and Chest Of Childhood, CHERRY PEcTORAL
Is Invaluable; for. BY its timely u.s.. mnla-
titudes are rescued from premature graves, and
saved to the love and affection centred on ther'.
1t acts speedily and surely against ordinary eolds.
securing sound and health-restoring sleep. Ne
fal Bronchitis. when they knew hSw easily
they be cured
Originally the product OF long. laherioas. and
successful chemical Investigation, no cost Or ton
Is spared in making every bottle In the uffiest
possible perfection. It may DO confidently re-
lied upon a. possessing al the virtues Il has
exhibited. and capable OF producing eSres ~
msmor-ble a. the greatest It has ever elected.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24
Ayers
Hair Vgor,
For restoring to Gray hair its
natural Vitahty and Color.

a dressing
which IS at
once agreeable,
healthy, and
efectual for
preserving the
hair. Il soon
restores faded
or gray hair
to its original
collar, Nth the
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-04-24

Among tho Erraf
discoveries Of aOdarn
seteneer few arc OF
more real TaluO ID
mankind than this q
fectual remedy for 81
diseases Of tho Throat
and Lungs. "A vass
trial Of It's virtues.
throughout this aDa
other countries. has
shown that 1t doc
a.,-rf,. - -sTu@srsrsffs -
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
PURELY VEGETABLE.

This unrsalcj Meiicioc ls warrartci not to
contain single particle Of Mercury. o. any iniu-
rous mineral substance, but s
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

e. tn con Pc: Day Agents Wanted All
81 " Nv classes of working people Of either
sex, young or Did, make more money at work Tor NJ
in their spare moments all the time. than 1t any
thing else. Particulars free. Address G. ~tinsou
Co., Portland, Maine. jan2i ,J-yl.
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
n Stammering Wife.
BY J. @. sAxn.

Whom deeply in love with Miss Emily Pryns.
Ivowed If the lady would only be mine
l would always endeavor to please her
She bushed her consent, though the suffering las
Said never word, except You're an
Assam ass-iduous teaser.
But when we were married, found to my ruth
1ho stammering lady had spoken the truth,
For often IN obvious dudeeon.
She'd say if happened to give her a jog
IL the way of reproof, " You re a dog-dos-dos-
4 dog-a dos-matie curmudseon.
And once when said, We can hardly afford
This extrayagant style with our moderate hoard
And hinted that we ought to be wiser.
6he looked, | assure you, exceedingly blpe
And fretfully cried, " You re aJew-Jew-Jew-
A very ju dicous adviser. Z"
Again, when II happened that wishing to shirk
Some rather unpleasant and arduous work
! begged her TO 20 to o nei ghbor,
She wanted to know why made such q fuse
And saucily said, You're a cuss--cu.s-cuss-
You were always a-cuss-tomed to labor. "
Ont Of temper, at last, with the insolent dame.
And feeling tho woman was greatly to blame
To scold me instead Of caressing.
! imioked'her speech like churl rs am,
And angrily said You re n dam-dam-dam
A damage instead Of blessing "
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
Nutnegs.
from tho Danbury News.l

And now they have invented artificial
butter And why nol2 We have artG
cial hair. Tho public. we mean, has ar
ti6sial hair.
Sandy beaches are common enough,
but We never suspected sandy naples un.
til the introduction of this years crop OF
sugar
Mr. Hedge, who 10 recommended to
~ watering place next summer, is now
riding around with the different milkmen
on trial.
Your children may never have
wealth. observed neighboring clergy
man to his congregation, " but when they
grow up it will be something for them t.
boast that their fathers were not mem
bsrs OF the Forty second congress.
The spring style Of bonnets are ccr
tainly superb The ladies' arc showing
increased excellence Of tasto. anil they
are to be commended The latest bon.
net is tride higher than frcishts on our
railroad, and as graceful in proportion
A very handsomely dressed young
man who was waiting at his horses head
for his girl, Sunday afternoon, and desir.
cd to demonstrate to the watching neigh
bors how familiar lie could DO with such
an animal, put the head Of the noble
beast in his bosom, aud just then the au-
imal sneezcd, and-well, anybody who
has seen q horse sneeze can picture to
himself the state of that shirt bosom, col
lar and vest, just as well as ono of the
old masters could do.
Calling boy up in the .morning can
hardly be classed under the head OF "pas-
times, especially II the boy is fond Of
cx rcise the day before And it is o lit.
tie singular that the next hardest thing
TO getting boy out of bed is getting him
into it, There is rarely mother who is
. success at rousng boy, And yet the
mother seems to 30 1t it in the right
way. She opens the stair door aud in.
sinuatn.ly observes: Johnny
There Is no response. John nv. ;"
Still no response, Then there is a short
sharp John, followed a moment later
by a prolonged and emphatic ";John
Henry. A grunt from the upper re
gions signifies an impression has been
made, the mother is encouraged to add,
"foud better be getting down hereto
your breakfast, young man, before
come up there, "a give you something
you'll feel " This SO startles the young
man that he Immediately goes to sleep
again. And the operation has 10 be re
peated several times \ father knows
nothing about this trouble He merely
opens his mouth like soda bottle elects
it's cork, and tho John Henry shat
cleaves the air Of that stairway goes into
that boy like electricity, and pierces the
deepest racesses of his very nature And
be pops out Of that bed aud into his
clothes, and down the stairs, with $
promptness tha, is commendable. 1t i;
rarely a boy allows himself to disregard
the paternal summons. About once 4;
yesr is believed to be as often as is con
sistent with the rules Of health. He
saves his father great many steps by bis
thoughtfuinsss.
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

~ When rakish youth goes aslray
friends gather to bring him to the path
of virtue Gsntleness and kindness are
lavishsd upon him to bring him back to
Innocence and peace No one would
ever suspect tina. be had sinned But
when poor confding girl is betrayed,
she receives the brand Of society, and is
henceforth driven from the ways Of so
cisty. The bs,rayer is honored, respcs,
ed and esseemed-thcre is no peace for
her this side the grave. Society has no
helping loving hand for her, no voice of
forgiveness. These are earthly moral.
ties unknown to heaven
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
Budget Of ScissoringS.
The Little People.

I wish there was no /" iogafee
To study summer days,
Nor any capitals or towns.
Nor any seas or bays.
I do not care single bit
Which way the rivers run.
While Sam and Bob and Sred aud Johh
Are having all the fun.
And II I don I be president,
guess i shouldn't care,
lThey ALWAYS tell us bcys about
That presidsntial chair.l
lwish I wssa humble-hee,
And coudn't read word
Bat then the bees all have 10 vors
guess I'D be bird.
And ay away by alder brook,
And watch for dace and trout.
Q. dear, this corner is so bot.
I wish could get out.
I'm clad the teacher looks go warn,
I'm glad she's tired. too,
Looking around this way 10 sec
How near the chapters through.
Mar be she don't like staying In.
How pale aud still she looks,
Laying her head down on the desk.
Beside her pile Of books.
guess I'll try this page once more
Com. here old "josafee!
Hurrah know 1t ! Where's my hai'
I'm out athalf-psst three
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
Iron :.

from the Globe Rolling Mills, CHM. bought
since the govt. manufacturing duty was re-
moved which our customers and all hands can
have the benefit of, by calling early on
GEO. AUSTIN.
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

,as"tso. s si,s ,s The little boy who sang, want
and lie +. ductiouT 81 tn in Sunday school with
hereby ordered and d-csr-l rnnplmost choked
f1H"rfsd t'l"f ana W pursuance of the lcttP. re-
Lereia pa,lc shall be collected IN lswial A.,
money OF the United States and u'cd for no '"f
other p'srpnse than the payment Of snch ia
.r.stand principal oftbc same.
SEQ 3 That this shall take effect and be Gus
IN force from aiid after i,s passage and all being
acis or part oi ae's are that
's'N"' .ctures
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08
,Ys- Roston gentleman who coul

Gs- A Boston gentleman who could
not waltz. offered a young lady 500 If
sha would let him hug her rs much as the
man did who had just waltzed with her
1t VAS good offer and showed that mon
~ was no object to him, but they put
him out Of the house SO hard that his
ewes were quite black
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

Gg- When Sydney Smith had gravely
listened to the details Of mad dog S
course through the streets of London
how he frightened n bishop, and was at
length dispatched with didiculty-the
clerical wit remarked that he " should
like to hear the dogs side Of the story. y
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

~ A German professor asked n
scholar in Suausburg. Boy, where is
Francef" The child laid his hand Oh BIZ.
heart and answered Here"
The Van Buren press., 1873-04-08

ET National schoolmaster (going
rouad with government Inspector, 'Wil.
kins, how do you bring sbllings into
pence ?" Pupil: Please. sir, takes il
raund to the public ouse sirv"