River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-08-29
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lime never "stays." That accounts
for the great waist of time.
STEEL bars are to be substituted for
bells in England and America.
ARTIFICIAL blondes have not yet made
their appearance ia Vienna.
LoNDoNERs have come to the conciu-
sion that Ristori is played out
The Shah has promised to give the
Jews in Persia greater freedom.
GRACE D&R11NG became heroine III
consequence of borrowing.
LONDON is gratified at the bankruptcy
of one of its most noted undertakers.
BOILED white man is the favorite dish
of the Indians in British Columbia.
Mr.. AsHBuRY and yacht are in South
America.
AN Alabama firm is redeeming its
soda water tickets with reliable cho-
lera mixture.
THERE are 10, 7l2 policemen in Lon
don, and they have to pattol T,612 miles
of streets.
TINE cuts down all. both great and
small" How about the provision and
grocery bills
Ii takes twenty-fo hours to make
one day, but good dose of physic will
make one weak.
THf new National Theatre at Wash
ingtoh will be opened early in Novem-
Der
| WILD horses are abundant in South
ern Texas, and the hunters are after
them.
SOME very INSCRIPTIONS person has
defined a Chinese policeman as an
"Asiatic eollarer."
MEssRs. HARPER 4 BROTHERS, the
New York publishers, have contributed
800 towards building a Methodist
Church at Harper, Iowa.
A MAN in Colorado has shipped a
hundred prairie dogs East, with the
intention, it is thought, of raising the
animals for market
The most unpopular man in Vir-
ginia is one who has made the acci.
dental discovery that kerosene is as
etiicacious as whisky to cure rattle
snake bites.
The man who doesn't like Mount
Washington because he can't stand
the climb it, should keep quiet. He
will find it precious hard work to run
it down.
ALExIs's tour was poor investment
for the Gar after all. The Grand
Dukes heart is still true to the daugh-
ter of his tutor, and the old gentleman
is discouraged.
POSTAL cards are now used for the
detection of criminals. Photographs
OF the person are pasted to the cards,
which are sent broadcast in every di-
rection.
PHILADELPHIA is warned by Vienna
writer that the exposition of 1876 will
not alone serve to amuse the guests
Thst will be but the principal incident
OF the occasion. People will linger to
see attractive amusements.
A FAsTIDIoUs young lady in Chicago
broke an engagement because her lover
stained her sash and her back breadth
of her dress suit with tobacco Juice
The discarded lover now taunts her for
her pride.
A Rock ISLAND physician has had his
portrait painted, and local art critic
declares that you can feel saws and
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things rasping over your bones. and
taste calomel. blue mass and quinine
as you look at it,"
Mr.. JOSH BILLINGS philosophically
remarks that we laff at sheep bekauze
when one of them leads the way all the
rest follow, however ridikilus il NAV
be; and | suppose the sheep laff when
they see us do the very same thing.
A COUNTRY youth who visited Detroit.
after indulging in eight glasses of soda
water, several layers, a quart of new
peaches, large paper of cherries. half
dozen bottles of pop, two pound of pea.
nut candy, and some crackers and
bologna, was surprised that ne didn't
feel well.
A COPPER coin dated TIA was found
in Hartford the other day, and, on ex-
animation, proved TO be half.penny
OF lreland's issue III the first year OF
the reign of the German ruler George
l., called TO the throne of England on
the death of Queen Anne, in TIA.
In Maysville, KY, there is a woman
named Jane Young, who, two or three
years since, was black as the daughters
of Ethiopia ever are. Now there isn't
a lady in all the State possessed OF a
clearer skin. The change has not
been sudden, nor has the woman ex-
perienced any sickness. Such instances
have occurred before, but they are
rare.
An italian physician, DIR. Francisco
Serithgnato, has communicated 10 the
Revista Clinica Bologna an important
fact concerning the administration OF
quinine and tobacco in cases OF inter
mittent facial neuralgia. He admins
tiers them in he form Of snuff, mixed
in the proportions of fifty centigram-
mes OF citrate Of quinine 10 one grain
OF tobacco, well iermented and irritant
The medicine is thus made TO act
almost directly ON the deceased nerve
in manner analogous 10 the hypoder
mis- method.