Lamoille newsdealer. [volume] (Hyde Park, Vt.) 1860-1877, 1873-11-19
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"hR . wv ~ fHNAAHANAH AaAAAeAA AlAs AAAiaAAF VI
a mad philosopher, is slave TO somo We.
man or ether" At all svcuts most Of the
men are ''sold' by the women.
"A lady in the shoddy arisiOcracy
found, on returning from a drive, some
visiting cards on her table. She called q
servant in great haste, saying: john
John take these aud run quick Them
ladies is forgot their tickets!"
The vedding.cakc Of couple re-
Gently married weighed forty pounds, aud
was in the form of ihrcc-siory house
with sugar bride and bridegroom com-
lug out of the front Goor--and, like the
real couple were too sweet TO last.
Eyes like diamonds, hair like Il vast
mass of golden feathers, a iauIIless form,
IA hand which no man can look upon with
cut an intense desire 10 Kiss it, are por-
tions Of the description of young lady
who Is captain Of fishing smack.
/ The custom Of burning corpseS has
been prohibited by the japanese Govern.
mcut. The natives will hereafter pay
more attention TO earning their living than
than urniug iheir dead
And now we read Of the. Society
of the United Poles, in this city. Here
toiorc we have recognized only the North
and South poles, with no possibility Of
their being uri.cd. Indeed an expedition
is now ou; looking for ono Of them.
BEAUTY.-F. Is. Perkins writes thus in
| old and Neao -"Bcauty of feature is
almost common in America; refinement
and intelligence of feature arc absolutely
SO. But gracciulness is very rare,
Among meu-why, the idea is ssnpcrfuous;
70 matter about clthor way, But among
women, whose business is beauty a man
who knows, say, hundred ladies vel
enough to recoect distinctly the traits
and manners Of each, can, perhaps. select
one, possibly two, but very likely none,
who possess that supreme aud divine grace
of beautiful motion. kvcn to be abe to
recognise and admire it, if not due to un-
usual kocnncss Of perception, is in itself
an clegannt culture. What most people
call beauty is Of the form and color of
the face only. The person Of u woman Is
most often taken for granted or ignored.
But there may he real bcau;y-which, by
the way, is Of the whole person, from the
crown Of :hc head tc the tip cf the toes
without gracetulncss. What does give
gracefulness-bcauty Of motiou-is an
known. 1t is something Of the body, and
something of the soul"
A Georgia negro was riding a mule
along and camc to bridge, when the
nule stopped "l'Il bet you quarter, u
said Jack, III make you go over the bridge,
and with that struck the mule over the
head, which made him nod suddenly,
~ ou take dc bet den," said the negro,
aud contrived to get the mule over the
bridge. Il won dat quarter, onyhow. u
said Jack, "But how will you get the
money ?" asked man who had beer
close by, unpreccived, Tomorrow,
, said Jack, "massa glib me dollar to get
/, corn for tthc mule, aud | take the quar-
, ter out"
} PATS CHOICE. Sore years ago, in one
} Of our Western courts, three mon--al
. Engishman, an lrshman and Scotch
f man-were found guilty of murder aRe
, sentenced to DC hung. The Judge tolc
: them :hey could each choose tree OF
: which they would like to be ''strung up.
5 The Scotchman promptly chose an al
r tree, aud the Englishman an oak tree
+ well Pat, what will you be hung on9'
5 asked the Judge. ''lf it please youl
4 honor, Id rather be hung on gooseberry
: bush" oh" said the Judge, that
y not big enough" ,Begorry, then re
5 piled Pat, LII wait till it grows
1 -"Some years ago" said Old Hank
II took bed-bug to an iron foundry
and dropped it into the laalc where tn,
S melted iron was, and had it run into tn,
skillet Well, my old woman used tina
: skillet pretty steady for the last six year
aHd here the other day she broke 1t all t,
$ smash and what dc yod think, gentlemen
n that ere insect just walked out of his hol
: where he'd been lying like frog in
t rock, and made tracks for his old roos
: up stairs l}ut, by George. gentlemen
c he looked mighty pale"
--Jnks had been indulging too freel
d in ardent spirits. At a street corner hi
c hat dropped into the gutter. Says JInks
0 Il know-if pick you up, III fall
: l fall, YOU won't p-hic-me-hic-up. Good
t night y And he walked off with q snail
of satisfaction, describing innumerablC
G zigzass as he went, leaving lis hat in tn
G gutter,
"A little shaver was sitting near hi
!. mother, who was picking over raisins
9 when she vas called out of the room am
a as she left said "Now, sonny, don
touch any of those raisins when | al
= gone. Presently, the mother returne,
: and inquired: well, Charley, did 20
take any raisins +" "No, mamma,
;, "Y gu knew if you did, God saw you.
' = "Yes, l know He did but He won't tell.
II According to California paper
young lady Of that city, in telling fe
low about her Yosemite trip, said th
e scenery was gorgeeus-perfectly ravlsl
e ing--but sne didn't like their style Of K
}; comotion down there. "How's that?
|, said her friend, show did you locomote ?
} why, dent you think" she replied, .
had to ride Ia clothes-pin."