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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

Prices for every description of work at least
one half less than New York, Baltimore or
Washington city prices.
Full stock of made up goods always on hand,
SUCH MS Hair Switches at 81 10, 81 Is, 50, ST. 50,
So 81, SS, 50 up to S25. Side Curls ut 81, 81 81,
81 81 80, So and s. 50-in ordinary STATE, long
or short stcm switch or curl Short Hair
Switch Rolls, in set, 81 81.
Also great variety of IMITATION HAIR
GOODS, as we'll as everything required IN the
Hair trade, including Fancy Tuck Combs, Ban
deaux, Ornaments, &c. Anything in the Hair
Department will be sent by mail, postage paid.
Go~In sending Hair by mail to be made up,
the postal charges are &c for o., or less, 4c for
4 o., &c. Packages should not be sealed. to
avoid letter postage. Directions must be mailed
separate.
Gzs- Clip the above price list from the paper
for reference and circulate the information
among your friends.
CHAS. w. GREEN,
NH 11-eo5t 7G King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

@~GlVe mo cali. Inii 9
NEW STORE
Mrs. B. DRIEFUS
will open on Saturday, March Sth, her NE W
STORE, No. 100 King street. with u full and
select line Of
LADIES and GENTS ,oo,c
Having first class connections with business
houses North, she will be able to sell ut greatly
mS- Don't forget the opening day Saturday,
March SLh, at 100 king street, D. BcndhcIn ;
old stand. ,,r,,ru
NH l-tf Mrs. Is. Dhl br %.
ENING GA4L D RI 5 5 60 o D )
ROBERT l.. WOODS,
No G2 King street.
Elack Bombazine.
Black Australian Grape.
Black Tamesc Cloth.
Black Empress Cloth.
Black pacas all grades.
Superior English Grape Vciis.
Black Bcrege, Tissue and Grena1lnc.
Trimming Grape, all prices.
Black Tibet Shswls, long and square
Black Bordered Handkerchiefs.
Our stock in this line is especially d. sraole.
NH
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

NEW BOOkSl NEW BOOKS!
IN Received and for sale ut
FRENCH NO. 70 KING STREET.
UESS1OD AMI THkOGNlS, by Rev. james
LIFE IN SANTO DOMINGO, by at Settler.
THE HOLY LAND. PAST AN ID RESENT,
by Rev Henry S. Osborn, NJ. A............. so
OFF THE SkELLlGS, by Jean lngelow,
l. ~
MAN-WOMAN, or the Temple, the Hearth,
the Street. From L Hommc Femme OF Alex
ander Dumas ils.................."..." LOO
a TWO-FOLD LIFE, by Wilhclminc Won
Hlllern .;;:..';,. l. 20
KENNETH MY KING, by Sallc A. Brock:
AN OPEN QUESTION. by James .DeMille,
author of Lady of the Ice" American Bar
on" etc Paper, 81; bound. .:..........;..... 80 90
N. Y. HERALD ALMANAC for lS7a o o 25 5
:" TRIBUNE "... O2O
WORLD 49,. O2O
VALENTINES in grest variety.
Seven different styles INITIAL NOTE PA
PER, very large stock on hand, % to 4Oc per
box-all the fashionable colors.
New Books Magazines and Papers daily
feb IL G.. E. FRENCH.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17
GYM. III. DeVA sjsifAS,
Manufacturer and Dealer in
E u r n I T = r 3 ,

(North side,) Alexandria, Virginia.
Respectfully calls attention to his large as
sortmcnt of + FUkNITUR RE, which ho is selling,
quality considered, rs low as can be bought in
this or any other market.
PARLOR SUITS, in Hair, Cloth or Reps;
Marble Top Centre Tables, Whatnots, Hat
Racks, Lounges Office, Dining, Rocking, Side
and Childrer's Chairs, Breakfast and Dining
Tables and Hair Top Mattresses constantly on
hand Agent for the celebrated
NE PLUS ULTRA SPRING BEDS,
pronounced by those who have examined them
to be the very best Spring Beds ever offered in
this market.
REPAIRING promptly attended to at mod
crate prices. NH l9-u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

E.27"Those interested are invited to call and
witness the interesting processes through which
the Hair has to pass before it is delivered to Gus
toners, such as hackling boiling baking, steam
ing, weaving, curling, crimping, bruiding, &c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis;
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant ana
Etiectua Remedy in the world for all
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-17

DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

WIDOW WHO WOULD NOT BE FOOLED.
"A little English village, Weston super-Mare,
WAS recently the scene OF much talk, oil it being
reported that the widow OF farmer was about
to marry one OF the laborers on her farm. The
rumor arose i'll this way Among the employees
OF the farm in question was laborer named
john, who hitherto had the credit Of cling rath-
er deficient iu intellect. Some friend, by way OF
joke, persuaded John that it would be no bad
thing for him il he could become master If the
estate on which he worked, adding that the
widow was open to an engagement, ant. that all
lie had TO do in the matter, by way OF making
preliminary arrangements, was TO put in the
| 'askings" at the parish church. This John ac-
cordingly did, but the afternoon following the
publication Of the banns, several friends called
at the farmhouse, and congratulated the widow,
who was in entire ignorance Of what had been
done-on her determination to again alter hei
name. The iady,who was somewhat indignant,
at once sent for the culprit, who, on putting in
an appearance, was severely censured for the
| step lie had taken. Poor John protested his g.
norance OF the great sin he had committed, and
| offered readily to withdraw the "askings," but
to no such proposal as this would the fair relict
listen. Said she, "You have scandalized NY
character in the eyes Of the world, and lrry me
| am determined you shall" Hodge had no al
| tentative but TO consent TO such terms, and th,
| marriage took place.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

A man was hanged the other day at San Fran
cisco, for murder with u weapon Of peculiar
y dangerous, and for long time mysterious,
nature. This Is Il sand club, formed by filling
AN eel skin with sand. When this instrument
was first brought into use, the authorities were
greatly puzzled by deaths, apparently from yio-
lence, yet no marks could be found on the out
side Of the body. A burglar was finally cap
tured with sand club in his possession, made
ont Of an eel skin stuffed with sand. Being
closely questioned, he explained its use. When
the victim is struck, fer instance, on the head,
he drops insensible, and soon dies from conges-
tlon of the brain. Ofen the skull suffers no i'll
jury from the stroke, aud IL the person struck
RECEIVERS sensibility, lie gradually relapses into a
condition CT idiocy. Sometimes q man struck
will be knocked down by the peculiar force OF
the blow, and feel no immediate results from 1t.
In a few weeks, however, the flesh will begin to
mortify under the line Of the blow, and rot down
TO tho bone. Heller, the celebrated pianist, Is
supposed to have met his death In Mexico from
stroke Of this diaboical weapon.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

HoPE IN GoD.- One day while riding in the
cars, there chauced to be sitting in front of me
bright lad OF some fourteen or fifteen sum.
mers. By his side was seated a middle aged
lady, whom took to be his mother, as their
features were very much alike. found this to
be true, as he occasionally called her BY name
was most forcibly impressed with the an
pearance of the mother, there was such kind
nothely expression about her face As VIC
were passing along, the boy would occasion.
ally inquire Of his mother the names of places
passed. and other objects that seemed to at
tract his attention. and she would very kindly
explain them to him.
Finally he looked up into her face and said
"Mother why do you always give such pleasant
answers, aud why are you always so happy s"-
"My son, 1t is the hope that have in Him who
has been with me all my life, and will be a.
long as Ilove him, place myself in his care, ant
keep his commandments. l would like to sec
you, my SON." continued she, "grow up with thi.
hope in your heart"
What good advice thought l-good enough
| for any mother to give to her son.-Seruntor
| Times.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11
RELIGIOUS.
tFfom the German Of Paul GeTol.5
THE CHILDREN,S CHURCH.

y 'N"' "'o ueFWuH 0y fNdW GeT0f.
THE CHILDREN,s CHURCH.
By JAMES FREEMAN CLARKE.
me oells Of the churches are ringing
Iapa ana mama have both gone
ana three little children are singing
together this still Sunday morn.
While the bells toll away in tile steeple,
r, Inough too small to sit still In new.
Ihese busy religious small people
determined to have their church too.
so, as free as the birds, or the breeze,
by which their fair ringlets ara famed
Each rogue sings away as he pleases.
with book upside down in his hand.
Their hymn has no seuse in Its letter.
Ihelr music no ryrnth nor tune:
our worship, perhaps may be better
But theirs reaches God quite as soon.
Their angels stand close to the Father.
ns Heaven Is made bright by these flowers:
Aii the dear God above US would rather
near prayers from their lips than from ou,s,
sing on, little chidren-your voices
rili The air with contentment and lova.
All nature around you rejoces,
Anu the birds warble sweetly above.
Hins on for the proiidest Oratioas.
., Inc iiturgies sacred and long,
ne anthem and worship Of nations.
Are poor to your innocent song.
sing on--our devotion is colder,
y, u ano'ish wlsly our prayers may be planned,
for often we, too, who are older,
'iold o"' book the wrong way in our hand.
SiiS Oh, our harmonic inventions
we study with labor and pain;
CT often our angry contentious
lake the harmony out OF our strain.
S'ilS on, all our struggle and battle,
our cry, when most deep and sincere
A breath il; the InFni,o Ism"e EaI pra'''ei
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11
40 MORO %.

stone cutter received the following epitapl
of his wife; .on''''o'''
"Mine wife Susan is dead, if she had ljfs I'M
mex friday she'd bin dead shut two weeks. AZ a
ree Iais so must Ii stan all tings is mpossibl,.
ANY one who visits Childwald, England. can
epitaph: 'o'o"'''s
"Here lies ne, and INV three dauob,ars
Brought here by using SeidIitz waters.
Ii we had stuck to EPSON salts.
| NE wouldn't have been In these here va ,,,,s
o,n,ns ns s,onowlng lines are said to have been
copied from stone In Oxford New Hamnsbirs
! "Io all my friends bid adieu,
more sudden death YOU never knew
as was leading the old mare TO drink
She Kicked, and killed me quleker,n a wink.n
on tombstone in South Carolina is the fo'
lowing beautiful tribute to departed worth;
ete ies the body Of Robert Gordin.
hoath almighty, and teeth ackordin.
Stranger tread lightly over this wonder
thunder" -" "'e gone oy
Ah inscription on monument in East renne
obituary; 'ASNii'g
"She lived a life Of virtue, and dlea or,h.
Gno,era , morbns eau sed by eating green fruit In
.ne tope OF blessed immortality, al the EARL
~ VI ,L years, months and 16 days! Reader.
20 thou and do likewise"
IN town in Connecticut q man died. WIN.
,au large wen on the top of bis head, and hi.
omDstone bore the following tribute " III
memory, and also to the wen;
Our father lies beneath the sod.
ils spirits gone unto his God,
we never more shall hear his tr.ad
Nor see the aren upoa his head
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11
MONDAY MORNING, AUGUST II. 1873

Hs too bad,' said Andy. Perhaps mamn,
won't charge you IL You II promise never to d,
again, being It was All accident
WILL ~ ""' ."
But SAILS face was long, although her speech
was brave. Presently bright thought came Il
her, and she ran out crying gaily, sGoOd.bye
I'LL be back bime-by.'
Andy, left alone, said softly 10 himself. POO,
sal" and thinking Of her, he forgot his head.
ache and the noise and the hsat, and fell asleep
When ms mother came home, little while lat.
er she found him with his eyes tight shut aud
He Is dreaming, she said, and she stepped
about on tip toe, not to awaken him. Sal came
rushing In.
4 got checn needle for two cenls--I know.
edi could of the jukemen-and spendsd the
rest for WV
iiusb' said Andy's mother, 'youIl wake him
Then Sal told all about 1t In an updertope q nd
! spended the rest for Andy instead of the
rort-o July. Here's an orange and a baDanv
| know he likes em. And III be good 10 him
| so Will, all the days, cause he weren't dad
whenll hu:ted my thumb eN
'Andys mother took tile rusty needle tba,
"a, heid up In triumph and laid Il aside. She
alu not yell Sal how useless 1t was, but gave
her soft kiss. Then she bent over ANDY Win
tears in her eyes. Wv"
What makes oucry' Won't he never get
welli' asked Sal softly. So
Yes, some day, the doctor says, hut not In
long, long tinle.' ' ~
:, Andy awoke just then, and put up his little
" mamma! am glad. was 80 tired
Her arms about him, she kissed his pale
cheeks. ' pau
DARLING, I'm so sorry had to leave YOU
alone so long. '
Ihat night little Sal sobbed under her breath
" she crept into her hard bed in corner, "Ifl
oy VI y han mamma like Andy's, to kiss me
all the days" And Andy was saving. 40 man.
ma, II only was strong and we'll like Saiv
roor little Andy! Poor little Sail The angels
pity them both.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

"Wel, Cufle," said a minister TO his coloted
servant, "what were You doing in meeting TIL,
afternoon"
"Doins, massa' Taking notes." wss the
reply.
"You taking notes?r exclaimed the minister" s"
"Sartin. massa; all the gentlemen take
notes
"Well, let Inc see them" said he.
Cufiee thereupon produced his sheet ofpapei, 4,
and his master found It scrawled all over with
all sorts OF marks and lines, as though dozen
spiders, dipped in ink had marched over i.
"Why, this is all noLsensc," ssid tho mini
ster, as he looked at the notes.
swell, massa," Cufiee replied. al though, -
all the time you was preaching"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

THE PEAoE-MAIER.-- Africaner was the
chief OF a tribe of Hottentots, and the terror of
the country in which he lived. lie attacked
the villages, burned the farm houses, and car
ried away the cattle. lie was skillful soldier,
and very strong. lie attacked Il missionary
station and burned the chapel. He was called
''the wild lion of the DESERT" But he heard the
Gospel preached. The Holy Spirit changed his
heart He laid aside his weapons of war, and
became pious, useful and peaceful man. AZ.
ter this he met Berend, an old chief. They had
not seen one another in twenty-four years, and
then they had met as enemies. Then they
fought ior five days with great loss Of lite. Now
they met as believers in Christ; the Gospel had
turned their eninity into love. They asked for.
giyencss from each other for former injuries
| knelt together III prayer, and then united iu
praise to God. Africaner was now known as
| "thc peace-makcr." He heard Of two parties Of
lio,tentots who were ready for battle. He has
'ened to the spot, and implored them to pu
| away their spears and live In peace. "What,
said he. "haye now for all the battles have
fought, and all tho cattle have taken, bu
!. shame aud remorse >"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11
CAPITAL AND LABOR

tU. CAPITAL AND LABOR.
Rich is he whose keen discerning
Leads him In the sparr0w way,'
Spending less than he Is earning,
He 10 ready for the rainy day.
He has wealth Of thought and feeling,
Honor Is his guiding star,
And the anvil's merry peallng
Scales the imps in blue afsr.
Duty calls on him to labor,
With bis hands or with his head,
And he will not scorn his nei2hbor
Who does not earn his daily bread.
Hoses grow on thOrns Of duty,
Sweet odorsspring from noble deeds;
Industry sows life with beauty,
Indolence with noxious weeds.
Toiling over written pages,
Standing at the printers case,
Whistling while he earns his wages,
Not shadow on his face,
Master Of his situation, 90
Not the slave Of any clan,
Can you 6nd In all the nation
A more independent manP
He loathes the cup Of dissipation,
And he wastes no time in strikes.
He utters not In alteration,
His pee likes and dislikes.
Step BY step he grandly rises
On the ladder rounds OF trust,
While idleIs stsrve he wins the prizes.
Labor lifts him from the dust.
Up he rises, faster and faster,
Winning confidence the while;
apprentice, journeyman, and master,
Comrades crown him with their smile.
DE has capital In labor,
Of the hands or Of the brain,
Aud he envies not his neighbor,
And he covets not his gain.
lie scorns not the man that's richer
That th) sun-browned men of toll:
lie finds brother In the ditcler.
And the man who owns the soil.
kainbows arch his bright tomorrow.
The perils of the epicure
Come not with clouds and rain Of sorrow;
Ills home Is heaven in miniature.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

In recent political meeting in Geiioa.
Cayuga county, New York one OF the speakers,
butcher and market man, named Rogers, said
among other things. "Your Col Fremont ate
dog?n
Wherc upon voice replied; "He never ate
half as much dog as the most ofthe people in
this ROOM
"Proye it, exclaimed ihe orator. Here y
well known lnan arose, and with yictorio Is
smile reiuined. 4 should not think you would
esk any proof OF man who has made sausage !,
for you as long as have!' 1t is needless to add
that this was Il clincher, and that the point OF
Mr.. Rogers speech was rather blunted.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

A Good Methodist minister of the west, who
lived on very small salary, was greatly trout
led at one time to get his quarterly instalmenls
He had called on his steward a number of
times, but each tim0 was put of with some ex
euse. Ills wants at length becoming urgent, lie
went TO his steward and told him he mus haye
his money, as his family were suffering for tho
necessares of life.
Money" replied the steward. "You preach
for money! thought you preached for the good
of souls'
Souls replied the minister; ii cant eat
souls, and if could, 1t would lake a thousand
such as yours to make decent meal"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

Lot pEE"-A man lately went "a ths r,.
omce, and putting his mouth up 10 the deIiye,v y
Dog, cried out, "Loudeii' Tie clerk. snnno.y
ing the man to be deaf, and that he was maxi y
request TO him 10 speak louder so that H..
uoaia near, asked him in very loud tone Tie
letter. ''e" 'h7
Louder" cried the man.
What naine?' yelled the clerk.
Louder. again bawled.thc man. ,,h., ,...,.
supposed the clerk to be- deaf ~"
IL. ihe clerk took long breath, and with sll
the same question, What name,, mi, %
done IN SO loud u tone that The echo see,,s, -
return from the tar off rhls. :"
Ihe man started back in a Ia IN, SHOUTING n,
Tue very top of his lungs; I.ourJer,I ,old va,
Louder. Ny name is nothirg else.'
~, ani o on % on: said the clerk, "your name /.
letter "''' your
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

Woudst thou know the awfulness Of tie ac-
tion which thou desirest TO undertake , Let
thy devotion recommend 1t to divine blessing
III be lawful, thou shalt perceive thy Heart
encouraged by thy prayer IL unlawful, thou
shalt lind thy prayer discouraged by thy heart.
That action is not warrantable which either
bushes to bsg a blessing, or having succe ed
ed, dares not present thanksgiving -Quartes.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

There is story told of Dutch justice of the
peace who on hearing the plaintiff to suit, iul-
mediately decided that the latter was in tho
rIcht-When he heard the defendant, he con-
cluded that the defendant was right, upon whicl,
the Justices wife observed that if both were
ght there must be something wrong about
the Judge, Iiereupon the justice rose and CAV Z
il as his oaioion that his wife was right.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

How much truth is spoken that is soon for
gotten. great many good things are said In
sermons and lectures that leave only transit
tory impression. But there are great truths such
as arc unfolded in Christ's teachings in oui
"New Testament Christianity" that leave q
distinct impression OH ones mind all through,
life. These lead men onward and upward. The
truth as it is in Jesus can never die but is the
stone cut from the mountain, rolling onward
till II shall fill the whole earth with its glory.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

Wanted a drummer to beat the time for thu
march of intellect \ pair of snuffers 10 trim
the slight of other days" A ring for the finger
Of scorn. A cushion for the scat Of governmen,
by loater the lever that was used to raise the
wind The brush of boats painter. A ribbon
from the bounet of jb. The string of brandy
sling. Apig from the pen tha. war mighter
than the sword. A gem from the "crown OF
virtue" A map Of the matrimonial state.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

IRISH AND DrTcHlsM.-It is generally al,
mitted that the Irish are most famous for max
lug bulls; but the Dutch can go ahead for max
Ing pigs For instance
I've got pig cat and I've get apig tog.
I've got pig calf and I've got a pig hog,
I've got pig baby, so pig aud so tall,
And I've got pig wife dat's pigger as all.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

A WIFe's CosMANDMESTs.--Th hou shalt
have 10 ether wife but Inc, nor shalt thoh IN
thy sleep dream ofether womea.
Thou shalt not take unto thy house an
beautiful, sly, brarsn image of 81 rvant girl to
make love TO when my back Is turned, for am
4 Jealous wife.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

A PosER.-"So you are going TO heep house
are you?' said an elderly maiden toa young
woman recently married. "Yes," was the re-
ply. "Going to have girl, suppose ," was
queried. The newly made wife coiored, and
then quietly responded that .'she did not really
know whether il would be boy or girl"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11
FIRST AND ALLMON,

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE,
~u Inform their old customers and the public
in general, that they have on hand and
Er--AA@ make to order,
CARRIAGES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
and warranted to be Of the best quality, which they
y Eepaing and painting promptly attended to In
~ Second hand srriasss siwass on hand Of =
Prices
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

DR.. John Wood, near Nassau, in Sussex
ha, recently sold horse for 81 200, to a Phila-
delphia gentleman, AMI with the cash thus pro-
cured bought the Alfred Burton farm, sdtoiu-
ing bis place.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11


| map" bai' NOW your
this time, too." "eeu ny
| swell, how is pa?'
| "He was hung last May
"Humph What are you doing"
Just looking about"
pr0ximate?' ''''n anu
"Lactly-but who II pay the .Iudeep"
"heckon I'll fodder up one half Of the proven.
uet Il you can go the other beat"
Meil-but I've only got counterfeit notepr
Just zacty my own premises. Come. If we
can cheat one judge we eau iher.-ss- -aa,a..
DIAMOND CCT DfAMoND.--At an EnolJsb
auction sale, the seller offered trdle for sale.
when a man in the crowd bid crown The
bid was accepted, and payment deman ded.
1T was the crown of my hat me lnt,' sa id
the purchaser, without probably thinking thai
this hat was worth three or four crowns.
Very well, responded the auctioneer, "a bar
gains bargain; hand it here
Thinking the whole affair Joke, and Judging
himself very clever, the individual handed ~
the hat and received the blide: where upol,
the auctioneer cody cut out the crown with a
penknite, and returned the rest of the hat TO the
ontwitted joker, who disappeared amid roar
oflauglter, having paid much too dear for both
his joke and his bridle.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-08-11

Honor thy wife s father and u,o,b,r--w..r ..
smile when they meet thee. A' =
Thou shalt not be behind lily neighbor. bu,
ouishine him in dressing thy wife and bshies
Thou shalt let thy wife have the lasi word In
every row. '' "o'u III
thy boots on. o. ~ W" VIII"
l.. 1hou Shalt not say nice words to other ladje
remember, | am jealous wife. i''"'''
inou shalt not stay out after nine O'Clock a,
sleep. !" ''y
hemember, oh, thou Benedict, these rom =
mandments M and keep them holy, for they ara
the law and gospel. "''