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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24

Wy SOuIlUs anu lIItil ny SiIlClI.
Last summer, in the dog DAYS.
Sotherp pi wed a joke on his Scotch
terrier, Jack, to cure him of making
acquaint nee with o her dogs " hen
out for a walk. When he saw an
other dog, Jack would rush up and
rub his nose against that Of the
stranger, and indicate in doggish
ways that he would like to be his
friend. When the season for muz-
Zig came, So'hern. put a muzzle
upon Jack snd TOOK him out for a
walk. Somewhere near Union
Square he met Florence. and as the
twain stood in conversations Florence
no'iced that whenever Jack applied
his nose to that of another dog the
LITTER went bowling down the street,
eaving the terrier very much aston
Iished. Florence could not under
stand it, and finally asked:
= Ned, what's the matter with
Jack that ali the dogs run away
from him so - b ~.
20, nothing" said Sothern, eek
C pit that b fore | started out | fixed
I, couple OF. clmhric needles in his
muzzie SO that they stick out about
fn inch beyond the end of his nose.'
Well, the result was that in a
day Or two Jack was afraid to 90
near any Other brute OF his kind.
lad llthose who Ial been inter
view ed with those needles were
aretui to keep away from him.
Sothern says he will take out a pat
mt for his invention, provided
3prgh does not nave him arrested for
ruelty TO animals.
Some curious statements have re-
Gently been published ihregard to the
Xtent to which the termination OF
,eeds can be facilitated by chemical
'gchcies, especially by ammonia and
'xalic acids, BY placing them in a
! oiution of the latter substance they
| viii begin TO gerininate within one on
awo dAys,evcn after having been KEEP
or forty years, and are then to be
TAINTED out IN the usual way. Coffee
eeds, which are proverbially hard to
tart, arc best forwarded by placing
n covere vessel, containing equal
parts OF water and of spirits of sal
tmmoniac, at the ordinary tempe, a
ure. Atathe end of twelve houlst {
cots will be found to have started
nd even the young leaves can be dis.
covered by careful inspection. 40
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24

An English paper gives an account
- pig chat was lost from a screw
Gamer in the port Of New Orleans.
was presumed that the pig found
way on shore the day the steamer
nded, though no tidings were heard
him by sailors who went in search
the fugitive. The vessel lay for
e weeks in port, during which time
r supply Of coal was increased.
hen three weeks out, on the return
p to Liverpool, and exactly eight
,eks from the time of his nysteri-
disappearance, the pig was dis
vered alive in the coal room, where
3 had nothing but coal to subsist
,on. He was not in very good con
ton. and was tolerably thirsty, but
a change of diet he improved very
st. and at the time the vessel ar
7ed in Liverpool was as lively as il
had engaged the run of a cloyel
sture.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
KTNG OF THE BLOOD.
THE MOST THOROUGH PURIFIER OF TIE
BLOOD YET DISCOVERED.


CURES ALL HUMORS, FROM A COMMON
ERUPTION TO TIE WORST SCROFULA.
by its use Cancers arc cured, and
Cancerous tumors are dispersed without the sur
geon's knife-Scrofula conquered, and Consump-
ton prevented and cured.
Venereal Diseas es. Mercurial and Miner
III PosOns, and their effects eradicated, and vgor-
Gus health and n sound constitution established.
Female weakness and Disease;
Dropsy general or partial; Swellings. external or
internal; and Tumors are reduced and dispersed
ia a very short time
Erysipelas, salt Rhcum, Scald Head, and
Fever Sores are soon removed by THIS powerful
b detergent medicine. ~.
ScorDutic Diseases, DaudrUff, Scaly
or Rough Skin, and pimples quickly give way,
leaving the skin smooth and fair s.
Chronic Diseases Fever and Ague. Dis
ordered Liver, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Nervous
Affections, General Debility, in short. all the
numerous diseases caused by bad blood are con-
ouered. aud give way before this most powerful
corrcctor the King of the Blood.
Each bottle contains between forty and
fifty ordinary doses costing orly one dollar.
From one 10 four or five bottles Will
/. cure Salt Rheuu Scald Head, Ring Worm. PM
pies on the Face, Ri es. ordinary Eruptions, etc.
From two &C, e gEt BOTTLES will cure
Scaly Eruptlons of the skin, Ulcers, sores ana
Cankcr the Mouth and Stomach. Erysipelas,et etc.
From two to tee bottles will restore
healthy action to the Liver and Spleen, VIII reg
ulate the Bowels and Kidneys.
From two TO six bottles will be found
cffcctual i'm curing Neuralgia, Sick Headache, st.
Nitus Dance. and Epilepsy.
From Eve to twelve bottles will cure
the worst cases of Scroiula.
From three to twelve bottles will
cure severe and obstinate cases OF Catarrh.
From two TO 4 ,ur bottles will cure the
worst cases Of Piles, and regulate Costve Bowels.
From two TO ten bottles will cure
bad cases Of Dropsy. q"
Price 81 per bottle, or 6 bottles for S..
Sold by all Druggists AZ e 8
81 d. RANSOM, SON & CO., PrOpr's,
See testimonials in local column. Buffalo, NJ
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
BEST FARMING LAND

in the state There ts good comfortable House,
also Barn, shop, sever fI ling wel5uf WAFER,
i-tern, and two acres nf young timber ON the
y ace.
There is one OF the best Orchards in he co, on
this place, IL fontni"s twa-hundrcl and twenty
tive 1928 h-aril = ppe trees, aIso Peaches che
res, Sfrawherrles, pnd other small fruit IN ahur-
dance = Itis sell Fenced aud everything handt
ard convenient -t ....- #-.... s. " .'
Furfnrther particulars apply 90
ANSEL MOON, Antioch, III, or =. r LARABEE
on the place.
PRIsT0I, Wis.,, Jan. %. 1873 3m35
.a.-.#. 80. Nenssss ew.. .s srf. FI
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24

No Person can take these BitterH accord
ing to directions and remain long unwe, provided
their bonesare moi destroyed by mineral poison or other
means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point
Of repair o@a III FL in jF9 baa ~
Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Headache Pain
in the Shoulders Coughs, Tghtness of the Chest Dir
xiness Sour Quotations of the Stomach, Bad last.
in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Papitation Of the
Heat, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions
If tie Kidneys, and hundred other painful symptoms
IRE The ohsprings Of Dyspepsia. In these complaints
1t has equal and bottle will prove Letter guar
antee of its merits than lengthy advertisement.
FOR Female Complaints, IN young or old,
married single, at the dawn of womanhood, the
urn of life these Tonic Btters display so decided an
influence that marked improvement is soon percep-
tble. - v sift &" @U SO u ~ ~ ~
For Inflammafory and Chronic Rheu-
lMatisnl and Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Inter.
mittent Fevers Diseases Of the Blood Liver Kidneys
ard Bladder, these Dters have no equal. Such Dis
eases are caused by Initiated Blood which is generally
produced by arrangement of the Digestive Organs
They are ~ Gentle PUrgatiVe us we'll as
Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting
as powerful agent in relieving Congestion Infam-
nation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious
Diseases. 81 -taH au @&1 & ~ 2a# H "M s-4t r
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, letter, Salt
Rheum, Botces. Spots, Pimpes, Pustues, Boils, Car
buncles, Ring worms, Scad-H Head, Sore Eyes, Fry
speas Itch Scurs, Discoloraons of the Skin Humcrs
and Diseases of the Skim of whatever name nature,
are literally dug up and carried OF the system iii
short time by the of these Btters 1a "a ~
Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR BIT-
TIERS the most wonderful Invgorant that ever sustained
the sinking system. Us es u 81 ~
7 WALKER. Psop'r. n. HI. MCDONALD g. CO..
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, CAL, ~
and cor of Washington and Charlton SITS, New York.
SOLD BYALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. =
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
A TOUCHING INCIDENT OF
TIAE ALLAN TIC TRAGEDY.

John Charles Ellery, steward
tells Of Rosey Sheat, about three
years old: ''She sat at my table, =
says he, ''with her f. ther, mofhpt
and brother, and was fond of me
When ! gor out, Mr.. Sheat place
her in my arms in her night dress
and asked me to save her | though
of my own little grl Of the same age
in Liverpool, and | kept her as long
as | could. L saw her father a,c
mother swept away by the sea, anG
the little one moaned and continually
called, Papa Papa! | am SO wet !.
She died IN my arms, and | had no
the heart then to lether drop, bu
handed her TO man who was siron
ger than myself" s".
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
FOR SALE.

The undersigned offers his farm at a gre t bar
gain 10 any one wishing TO bHy - rs
II il situated in the -OIthurIi pari IF the Tow.
ship Bristol, f'Oupty of Henosha, ten miles from
Kenosha, and hrer mi es from he NJ 81 st. p. f..
also within halfa mile o a ~cho0lhonse, and
one mile OF a church II contains abonf eighteen
(lSl acres OF the, SIS = b.. |ff#.5& e
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
THE MUSCLES.


The order in which the muscles
lose their power is worth knowing.
The muscles which move the arms
and legs usually become relaxed
before those which maintain the
body in an erect position. In re-
Iation to the social senses, that of
sight is first lost, the eyelids form
ing barrier between the retina and
external world; bur independently of
eyelids, if they had been removed
by the surgeon, or could not be
closed by disease. this is still the
first sense whose functions are aho'-
ished. Some animals, as the. hare,
do not shut their eyes when asleep /;
and In case of somnambulism the
eyes remain open, although the
sen-e of sight is temporarily abol-
ished, but their acuteness is much
.essened. Taste is the first to dis
appear, and then smell; hearing fol-
lows, and touch is the most persist
"nt of the senses. So, conversely
a person is most easily awakened
Ivy the sense of touch; next in order
by sound, and then by smell.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24

Every year increases the poptlg.
larity of this valuable Hair Prep
aration, which is due to merit
alone. We can assure our old
patrons that it is kept fully up to-
its high standard and it is the on
ly reliable and perfected propara~ d
ton for restoring, GRAY OR FADEL. 6.
HAZE to.its youthful color, making
it soft, lustrous, and silken. The
scalp, by its use, becomes white and
clean. 1t removes all eruptions andtt
dandruff, and, by it's tonic proper
ties, prevents the hair from falling
out, as it stimulates and nourishes
the hair-glands. By its use, the
hair grows thicker and stronger.
In badness, it restores the capillary
glands to their normal yigor, and
will create a new growth, except in
extreme old age. 1t is the most @
economical HAIR DRESSING ever
used, as it requires fewer applica-
tons, and gives the hair splendid,
glossy appearance. A. A. Hayes,
Md, State Assayer of Massachu-
sets, says, "The constituents are
pure, and carefully selected fer ex-
cellent quality; and I consider it ,
the. DEsr PRBrARATIoN for its
inteaJc4t purposcs."2 asuEsauoasr a.-
Sold By Gil I}yuG9js's nnd Dealers in Medicines
#..-- Torica Ono dollar. -h
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
LABOR DIFFICULTIES.
-- q 2aU88O Staa
From the Report OF the Department of Ag'
f rariculture for March Sa Es

Six years ago an invest cation of Itha
rate Of wages of farm-ll shorers was nude
nv fbe statistician of tits Department and
three Years later another, which Showed
.light decline by no means comparing
with the decrease of prices Of farm prod,
nets. It was shown III December, 1865,
that the svera value Of farm labor,
white and black, skilled and anskinedi
was about $26 per MONTH, wiShout board /;
when board was turns shed. ia addition,
$3.50, leaving $lO,5O as the average Tor
beard. @a
The average WAGES per Snnm for whit
laborers, including al grades OF service,
was At The same time 1856, While the esr
innate u versge fer EegIisb farm laboTe's
was $1S9. Including the value OF al eX-
tras and allowances. Thirty three yea's
ago the pay of farm-laborers was estimate
ed by Mr. H. c.. Carey at 50 per month
fer bv,Pd. 81 B
In December, 1869. the average rate OF
wages Tor al farm laboregs, AS estimated
by the returns, was $2513; with board,
1858 The allowance for board was
less than in the 70, mer investigation, being
80. IS inAe d Of $t05O Pr ces had de-
clined, and wages without board were =
l,ttle wer, while the rate with board
ere actually higher. The t1lloTing g
a comparison Of averages OF the dif5rFnf
sectinns At the TWO rernds: q. A:..-.--
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24
Buckin gham's Dye.
FOR TIE WHISPERS.

As our Remover in many cases
requires too long q time, and too
much care, to restore gray or faded
Whiskers, we have prepared this
dye, in one preparation, which will
quickly and elfectually accomplish
this result. 1t is easily applied,
and produces color which will
neither rub nor wash Of. Sold by
all Druggists. Price Fifty Cents.
Manufactured by q. p. HALL G. CO.,
Fee NASHUA. Nh. Ga g5ga
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-04-24

In a review of this subject i the re-
port of January. 1870. it was said:
In many branches Of farm cultivation
the cost OF labor seems dispropnrt:onat"
~ the cash value ct It's product, andothe
remuneration of the employed better
then that Of the emi loyer t3lHsI !
AL the present time labor continues
high. 1t is high hec-use sraree, from,
Withdrawal to fiji the requirements #
manufacturing and mining industry, tn
demands of traffic and speculation. B.
cause thus druiurd of skiI aud energy,
its standard Of Efficiency is covered. TIE
resDnnsrs % he March CIR, uIar are full nf
labor complaints from ali sections.
SCARCITY il genera thnu2h perhaps
more frequently and strongly urged IN
the Eas ern ana Middle States. In thu
South scarcity comes not alone from pAuc-
ity of nun 1ers in pro3Ortlon tn work to
he done, but from iudispositinn to do it.
There Is u strong feeling among farmers
against legisls ioH limiting the hours Of II
days labor as ,mpracticable and mi lrlou>
h employer and employed. In the mnTc
populous States native farm laborer is -
1arItv. As in Washington, New York,
"th'r is scarcely a native or skilled la
b,rer 10 be had all looking higher "
En'crprisng young men who propose 70
engage in farming, generally 90 West To
grow up W tn the country"
The few lab rers attainable are mostly
'nreigners, and many farmers limit thell
operations 10 avoid the necessity of heir
employment preterring to live quietly
nd scarcely daring to assume the tx.
enst Of hired lahur. Our spondent
r Chcmang, New York, suggests, as !
tmcdinl mes,ure, the giving Of 'help
interest in the crops IN addition to th'
wages There are many who meet thu
fiiruity quite phtln>ophlcally. Tht
If rs ID, New York, correspondent saws
LIT 10 rather pay high wages than Ii, q
aX,s FIR The support OF the poor. Their
re 10 many labor-ssving machines nov
u the reach ot the farmer that ii he ant
bose nf ms family who are ablr to worl
axe hold In All earnest and jndicious way
y Riay get along with much less hire,
zip han he could in the good old tim
hen all the work had to be done b.
nd"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
THE CHRISTIAN GRACES.',

Anew SIS pIctNrc OF surprising Grace and
beauty GIVEN AWAY 60 new Subscribers
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
STOMACH AND BRAIN.

Ii it be true-and we suppose it is
thar the stomach anl the brain are SO in
tcr-rclated that the condition of one organ
defines tie state of the other, then The
man who teaches US the proper laws st
cookery must be regarded as benefactor
at his species Que OF our leading literary
j 'urnais recently declared that more
good food IS worse was ca in his coun
try than anywhere else on earth, and the
TACT is admitted by all who have had tie
opportunity To break bread at Euro pean
tables. 1t Is proverbial saying that a
Frenchmau viii get three Courses If a
bone, and be economies If the Germ4n
are almost equally famous. The dense
popu atoms, the low wages and the d s.
functions OF classes in Europe compel the
people to make the most Of what they
possess There is very little waste, and
hardly any trace OF he tendency to dys-
pepsia which is 81 peculiar To Americans,
~'N NC 10 tbLSSi anu udppIGT III
cons quence. Our people, bent upon get
ting through the world in hurry, and
&c orally careless of their diet, NIGH
learn something from the Euglisbman
the Frenchman and the Gelman, and
even from the stolId Indian IF the Far
West. Better methods of conking, less
haste in eating, and smaller cnnsum ptlon
at unwholes0me articles nf food, would
not only lergthen the average term of life
Il this country, but also, by giving thu.
American stomach better treatment than
itnow receives. improve the quality of
the American brain We therefore wei
come the anti-dyspeptic cox as one of
the most useful of our public instructor
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
POLISHING FURNITURE.

There are two ways Of polishing fine
furniture; one is by simple vanishing
with the brush, the other BY rubbing
with so-callcd tampon. The latter pro.
cess is very luxurious and almost. exclu
sively done in Europe where labor 10
cheap The brush is always used in this
country, except ov some F, ench and Ger
man cabinet makers, who understand the
usc of the tampon, and occasionally en-
ploy it; our American wOrkmen do not
understand it at all.
The surf%ce OF the wood is irst evenly
ground with fine sand paper ana then
with pumice stone and linseed oil; then
raaa pom is made of fla mel, and on the
top of THE piece of fine linen is fixed.
La this tampon there is soaked about q
teaspoOnful of solutio Of shellac in al.
cohnl, and one drop of linseed oil placed
on top, and then the furniture is rubbed
aud rubbed till by the drying Of the var
nish during the rubbing an exceedingly
Il ne polish is obtained. This operation
Is repeated two or three times. Occa'
5 onally some pure alcohol is placed on
the tampnn.
Vanishing with the brush is much
easier, but care must be taken that the
varnish be very pure, free from dust, AZ
that the locality where this varnisL
Is placed to dry be free from
dust, as the latter sticks to the
sur'acs and spoils the SIN oothnee,
When the first coat is dry it Is ground
even with SAND paper CT pumce stone
nd second coat and third put on unit
all the pores are filled, and the furniture
presents an even surf ce. There ar,
d fferent kinds of varnjsh for this pur
pose-copa CT damar dissolved in tur.
pentIne, gheldc in alcohol, etc. Th,
most expensive gives the hardest ant
the very fin est POLISH
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
ODD EANCIES.

Pat was asked the other day if he under
stood French ''Y ca, yer honor, ii It's rpo-
ken IA Irish ''.t'
Some people act as IL their newspaper
debts were like coffee, and would settle
themselves in time by long standing.
"What are you dong thereP" said gro
Ger TO O fellow who was stealing his lard
" am getting fat" was the reply.
This generation has grown so lazy that it is
proposed to have elevators in the churches
to take the people. up INTO the galleries.
An exchange says: "A clock IN q New
York factory has been seized by the work
ingmen, because II has not struck for e,ght
hours 1"
raasag aaa.a tagai "sfa
A clergyman ct Council Bluffs cha rges by
weight for marrying couples, the rate being
four cents pound for the groom and two
for the bride
A lady, speaking of the gathering of law
yers TO dedicate new court house, said she
SNPPOSOu 'uCJ udu EONO W flcW Tue ground
where they must shortly iie."
Eve was the only woman who never threat :
ened to go and live with mamma And Ad..
am was the only man who never tantalized
his wife about /" the way mother used to
cook"
A client remarked to his solicitor, " You
arc writing my bill on very rough paper
sir" Never MIND" was the reply Of lat
ter, sit has to be flied before it comes into
court" us
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
Che Gennsha Gele9raph,
THE oH1LDREN's CORNER
SOCRATES AND CHEoPs.

Between two and three thousand years
ago there lived in Athens singular old
man. He was poor, and went about the
streets barefooted and scantily clothed.
Yet this poor old man called himself
" citizen of the whole world" And SO be
was, for he had heart great enough to
take in all mankind, and never thought
himself SO happy as when making q
riend.
There was another man living in those
distant ages, who led very different life
He was a king, surrounded by all that
royalty could furnish, but he was ces.
pot, and one of those ancien: pyramids
Of Egypt, the wonder of travellers, still
stands, the monument of his oppression
I have thought there was something
singularly fitting in the fate which has
be fallen the memories of these two lien.
The one was the friend of all mankind,
and 1t has remembered him, for the very
Ghid en- in our schools can tell You of
Socrates. His wisdom is to be fourd in
ali cultivated tongues. Among all the
works the study of which, by common
eonse 1t, constitutes the getting of 40 ed
ucatIOn, there is none more lnterestin0
than that in which is told the simple stn-
~ Of his life His teaching, are living,
acting and bearing truiG ia chou ,aa Is OF
human breast.
The other was the oppressor Of nun
kind, and for centuries and centuri. an
odium has chung around his name. Ny,
the learned even disagree what that name
was, and there is little lett to tell IF I'm
ave that pile of cold, lifeless stone.
Even that has not served the purpose for
which it. was built. He designed it for a
Iomb, but long ago the Arabs stripped
off it's castings, smashed up his sarcopha.
gus, and trampled the imperial dust Into
the sands IF Egypt F.!
This man in his selfshness became the
enemy Of mankind; the other was "citl
zen of the world the friend Of human
ity. On which, now young readers, had
you rather rest your hopes of even an
earthly ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS granite OF
universal charity
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-01-23
e.T aA II
GU gs STEAN
RACES.D
FAITH.
HOPE,
CHARITY,

'sAnd moso dbideM FqttA, Hope md Charity
these three 0Ss Gts 0reossst ~ tASas IL Clarity.