The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-10-09
THE weather precisely good.

forward with CELEBRITY, p1oWs hil'
muscle.
PARKS signs at the Fair gave sign
of premiums for him wherever h
might elect to exhibit them.
THE President of the Market Hous
Company advertlses the stalls In tn
Market House for sale on the litl
inst.
If u bricklayer will call ut TIL
HERALD office we will give him Il goo'
spiare-job. That is, n chimney t.
build.
ENOUGH "chips Off the old' blocks
of stone are lying around the cour
house to macadamize half of Mair
street.
HIBpLER & Go. have something
sweet TO tell YOU" of something nice
to sell you. See their local advertise
ment
SWALLOWING paper of needles was
what Il man did in East Dallas, yostor
day. Perhaps the coat-ing Of his sto
mach needed repairs.
The City Council Is again after tho
Pacific road with the sharp stick of {
quarantine. AS Jim Slasher woult
say, "what's busted?"
TIE Crisp troupe ARE first making
Overtures to some Of the owners of Oul
public halls, for rent, before they cal
give Overtnrcs to their audiences, fol
pleasure.
TOMORROW evening the NamelcsS
Club will give grand soirce at Ode
Fellows hall. The ladies may antici-
pate us, ~ being very wdist-ful in the
use of our arms If we dance.
AT Whcats is a new Wheeler 4 vii.
son sewing mnchine, which is Offered
at fifty dollars. 'rhere now, ladies,
look at Mdt," as sewing machin,
agent of Cuisines" would say.
WE never knew before the financial
panic whether the "bulls" of Wall
street were "long" or "short horns"
but we feel quite confident that the
majority of them IRE now short
horns.
OUR enterprising harness and saddle
dealer. Mr.. Tension, will observe that
the sentence, $50 much, Mr.. T., for
housing yourself up in business etc.,
should have read, $50 much for hd,'-
Messing YOURSELF etc. Now, sir, saddle
that on the typo.
DEWITT TALMAGE says that "Jay
Cooke IL one of Gods picked men,
And yet Talmage pretends to preach
the Gospel Of Christ.-[pomeroy'sD
ocrat.
The brilliant semi-maniac il right
after all, for worse "picked" man
then Jay Cooke never blew his nose.
Two feathers" who would not "come
home to me, now" but stuck sinfully
TO little brown jug until "the clock
in the steeple" struck nine yesterday
morning, went over the culycrt near
the market house at that hour, and af-
ter they had 'lit," settled into sleep
with no more fuss than u couple of
Greenland cubs.
a SUDDEN aud heavy run upon our
advertising columns has necessarily
crowded out u report Of the marriage,
which took place ut the Episcopal
church last night. Also the report OF
the meeting at the Market house last
night ON the water question, is laid
over, owing to the lateness of the hour
ut which 1t adjourned.
A CHILD about seven years old fell out
Of an immigrant wagon ON the corner
Of Sycamore and Elm streets about
dusk yesterday, and the forward
wheel passed directly over its body.
Before the hind wheel could strike II,
II sprang from under the wagon. Upon
being asked II II was hurt, 1t replied in
the negative and ran along after his
father, who was walking and driving,
a. though nothing had happened.
THAT live little daily, the Denison
News places US under many and cor
dial thanks for the following:
We are indebted to the Dallas Daily
Herald for late news. The Herald il
one Of the best papers In the State and
= marvel OF newspaper enterprise. The
wonder with us Is how such large
sheet, employing 30 much talent, can
DO sustained In an interior town of
Texas. The citizens of Dallas should
feel proud Of the Herald.
One woman with an ax-helve and
another with hoe were approaching
each ether on Young street, yesterday,
with speeulations Of blood In their
eyes, The husbands Of each Glanced
10 discover them IN time, and after
considerable persuasion, led them
home. where thev a,,baas.uantiy