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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20
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Presses leach printing fifteen thousand Inn
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which prints fifteen thousand papers on both
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These facilities enable The publishers to hold
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their patrons
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20

The Boston Herald
FOR
1873,
a MORNING X EVENING NEWSPAPER.
FIVE. EDITIONS EVERY DAY.
The hest two.cpnt Paper in iae
Country.
Average Daily Circulation Over
$4,000.
THE BOSTON HERALD

Enters upon the New Year with increased
means for giving all the Hews % lis readers,
1t has practically resumed >pcci" payment, as
it gives twice H. much reading matter now
for two cents as it gave before the war for
one, when 1t was acknowledged to be the
best penny paper in the country.
The HerGM has facilities for obtaining news
unsurpassed by any newspaper in the couu,
try. 1t has Il large icrcc OF local reporters
and special correspondents at ali point. Of in
,crc-l in Washington, New York, and at
the ccuues OF population, ever, where in
New England. These correspondents are
instructed to liorwardall the news ns promptly
as io,~ilrtc, using the The telegraph whenever
time III publication can he gained thereby
Indeed the telegraph has almost wholly
superseded the mail, in the correspondence
OF the HerGM ir IN all noints in tcIeg. aphc
commune ,tinn with Boston.
The Herald has one great advantage over
most newspapers which come III competition
with IT, II i.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20

1t WAS supposed that Gen. J. c.
Fremonts'> political shelving retired
him from public attention altogether,
but The French Courts are responsible
for his present unenyiable prominence
in holding him to Il strict account for
his management in the ''Transcontin-
entail Railway scheme. According
to the charges, the project OF building
railroad to San Diego, with a South
er terminus, progressed only so far as
the drafting Of maps and printing of
bonds These latter Gen. Fremont
made it his business TO negotiate, tax
ing up his residence in Paris and
ciitc,iug IN arrangement with the I'M
pelial Government whereby the bonds
were placed on the Paris Bourse.
Some seven or eight millions were
sold to the French people at prices
which realized five OF six millions in
money, Minister Washburnc denied
the original representation that the
United States had guaranteed the pay
ment Of securities. but his exposure
came too late. The corporation was
declared bankrupt, and the assets were
found to he mere trihps. Should these
charges be coniirmed. the consequent
ces will be deplorabic. In a purely
speculative capacity, Gen. Fremont
has managed. for a man conducting
such immense operations, 10 steer
tolerably clear Of charges Of swindling,
and for that very reason his cOnyc-
ton now would have all the more
damaging effect upon European conf
dence in American securities. Gen.
Fremont has a better right TO destroy
his own reputation than he has to dis
grace abroad his Government. now
afflicted with more corporate and Con
gressional corruption at home than il
can cover up.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20

pLLLOW Case Linen 45 in. wide,
u. n. BILLINGS.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20

Samples of MONEY ut par. J. 6. briggs
Il CO., Chicopee, Mass.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20
THIS Is NO HUMBUG.

BY sending % cts, with age. height, color Of
eyes and Lair, You will receive corr ct pie
ture Of yonr jHture husband or vile with
name and date of MARI ,ge. W, FOX, p. 0.
Drawer Il, Fultonvillc, y. Y,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20

$40 TO $2j pc, acre. Fine Fruit and Garden
soil. Mild, healthy eli ate. Oysters and
Fish abundant Catn losWcs free. IL T.
CHAMBERS, Fredericksburg, Nd.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1873-02-20
Buckingham's Dye.
TNP rpuu UJuTSKERS

rico Ono Dollar,
The New York herald., 1873-12-04
THE TRADES.

THE TRADES.
IWANrED-fIRsr OIL ASS CYLINDER PREssNAN
w atiE Fulton st.. third floor.
VUANTRp-AN EXPERIENCED PUBLISHER TO
Nv superntend ths public ston Of iye Sunday paper
curing sdver.issmsns VIII be Literally dealt Win on
to capsbillty, r. NJ, Herald office.
yrANTED-AN ENERGETIC AMERICAN, WHO Is a
w good mechanic and thoroughly acquainted with
Of sht builders hsrd@are icSalsd II Con
neccut but those who can send undoubted refer
srs need sppy address boS d Po.i ocs
VNAroHMAKER wANTED-NoNs BUT A FIEsr
w class Workman need apply at JOHN Il WKLsh's
FRENCH ADV Lh .sEBIENTs.
TIE pEMANDE UNE PLACE DE eARcoN DE oUI
as su Psss Gs az $
TO LET FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.
Arfssrlos'
NOW READY FOR OCCUPANCY.
NEW rIRErRooF BUILDING.
FULTON. NASSAU AND ANN STREETS
ELEGANT OFFICES AND LARGE VAULTS TO
RENT. IN THE ABOVE
r1REpgooF WELL LOCATED BUILDING. BEING
IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE
CITY HALL rHR COURTS. THE POST OFFICE
40, &C.
OFFICES SUITABLE FOR LAWYERS BROKERS'
BANKS, INSURANCE. COMPANIES 80, AU oAN BE
HAD sINaLY OR EN- SUITE. OF ANY DESIRED
SIZE. FROM lOxls FEET TO 2Sx67 FEET. AT $780,
saoo, $500 AND UPWARD TO $1,000 ACCORDING TO
SIZE AND LOCATION
THR ABOVE BUILDING Is
COMPLETELY FIREPROOP,
READY FOR OCCUPANCY.
HRATEp BY STEAM. AND HAS TWO FIRST GLASS
PASSENGER ELEVATORS AND ALL MODERN I'M
PRovEMEETa
RENT OF SMALL OFFICES
The New York herald., 1873-12-04
THE TRADES.

RIO ARCHITECTS. BUILDERS AND owNgRs-AN
i English carpenter, newly landed. wants employ
mont do anything in shop or buildings wages mode
rate. Address H. BENJAMIN, ta3 I'd av
no TAILORs-A CUSTOM CUTTER or EXPERT.
encc employer giving up busiiiess). well recon.
mcnded, would take n situation In any cspacty whcre
his experience wouu be useful low wages crcun..
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

WANTED-A PERSON TO DIRECT ENVELOPES.
W State wages for each 900. Address H. H., Herald
ofnce.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

rNO LRT-THE THIRD FLOOR OF HOUSE NO 626
i Eighth avenue, between F0rtieth and Forty -irst
store,
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

MASTED-SEyERAL GOOD CANyASaERS APPLY
w at the sECoR sEwIN0 MACHINE co. GT Broad
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

QS TO 4l5 DAY MADE BY CANyAssINa FOR
YC this Maraxinenow IN It's fourteenth yolume--yylth
the Ol Chromo The Yosemite Valley" Ilr0D Inches
and We hope 20 snrt the ne year and volume with
lished. We therefore solicit and
others to call or send at Tor terms and
agents; WOODS HOUSEHOLD MAGAZINE, n PARK
row, New York. : - =
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

fT,O LET-THE NEW AND ELEGANT FLATS $40 TO
l. sT West Twcnty.eighh street, halls heated janor
In attcndancc beautiful location convenient to EIc-
waited Railroad Inquire on the premises.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

CITUATIOS WANTED--AS WAITER IN A PRIVATE
- family boarding house; best city reference
dress A. HICKS, Herald Uptown Branch ONCE for three
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

DARE OPPORTUNITY LARGE FURNISHED OR
~ unfurnished House; succcssful Ave years for
boarders; whole or part, all improvements; 20 rooms
near Broadway, immediate possession. owner No. 563
Seventh avenue.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

CTTUATIoN WANTED-AS WAlTER-BY A STEADY
y sober, single man; understands his business well
good city references given Call at address l9 West
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

< BROOKLYN HOUSES, FREE AND CLEAR, To
~ exchange for New York Lots also acres az STAN
ford near DEPOT for New York Property; also sl0O(
sixth s,rgetl TO exchange for largo House up town
HOLMES BROTHERS, 4s East Twenty. third stroct
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

DELIABLE AMERICAN OF GOOD ADDRESS AGED
~ rs, wants employment in a wholesale business
where he will be advanced If found worthy Address
for three days, G. D., Herald Office.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

A PRIVATE FAMILY WILL LET UEFURNISHED
n very desirable large front Room, third floor water
gas aud closets Tor ~ per week. z6 East Fourteenth
street, near second avenue.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

FURNISHED HOUSE TO RENT--a0l. EAST EIGHTH
street (st Marks place. handsomely furnished and
rent only Si35 per MONTH everything ready immed
ate posses ession. Apply on premises
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

WANTED-BY RESPECTABLE MAN A sTrUA
uon as hrst class waiter in private family has
une city reference as TO honesty eobrjety
Sspabiy, &c. Address WAITER box iI0 Herald TX.
town Branch Office. - " S'"N "
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

rTNO ExCHANGE-FINE RESIDENCES AND FARMS
i In New York and Jersey also Houses in New York
Brooklyn and Newark; Lois in Orange and Mourose.
MADDOX, AZ John street.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

A NAN OF GOOD HABITS HAS BEEN AN or
n hcer Of ships several years wishes 10 get employ
regurcd would be useful in store house, time keeping
ship ohandcry, dc; terms oderate security IL want
ed Address H. v. NORD ISL Harrison ST, Brooklyn.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

THE AMERICAN LAND COMPANY AND AGENCY
i No. third floor Bennett Building, has valuable
Farms and Timber Land In Virginia. near nayigabie
rivers and on railways, for exchange
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

A GRNTs.-wE WILL GIVE eio0 TO ANY PERSON
~ who pro 1uces faster selling article Call and
it and Judge for yourselves.
The New York herald., 1873-12-04

A PARTMENTS-OF TWO AND THREE ROOMS
n also Parlor and Basement Floor; rents sl2 20 S4j
per month"; Inquire Of X. TAGOART b93 Hudson street
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-07-12
DRY GOODS 3
Clothing, Hosiery,
Hats, &c.

supr Black Doekin Pants Of Buckkin Suits eoorei
Oskln Pants Pea Jackets Cotton Flannel Undershirrs and
Drawers Merno Undershrts White Linen Duck Suits Water
Goats and Ponchos variety Of mems Felt ats Ladies
White Cotton Hose Of various qualities Boys Heavy Brown
Cotton Socks Mems Brown and Lisle Thread Socks, Kid
Gloves white and coored for Ladies and Gents Doeskn RID
Gloves for Ladies and Gents Lse Thread Gauntets la
Cloth SILK Umbrellas Linen and Paper Collars Paper
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-07-12
st. Paul's.
BY JoAeUIS HILLEE-

g.
see asovs a crowded Eorli a eross
OF gold. Ia grows Ike so0e forkd eedsr-Irse
Upon a PEAK 10 shr0ud of cloud and moss,
Mad bare snd bronzed IN far antiquity.
st1p-uf5us pile The grim Yosemite
Has rent apsrt his granite Ean. and thrown
It's rugged front before Here see
The strides of giant n cryptic stone,
And turu and d.se=nd sheTe sleep the great alone
Th< q Irhfy captains have cone home 20 rest
The brave returned % sleep amid ihe bravsi
The sentinel that stood with ste-ly breast
Before the hery hosts % France. and gave
The batfbe-ery that rol-d. reeeding. wave
On wave, the f9enan dying back and Car,
Il here. HoE stui Yet louter nov the grave
Than ever crushing Belgian bsttIs-rar
or blue aad bztue-shsksn seas of Trafalgar.
The vsrzer stalks In stiT importance DER
The hollow. deep and strange responding stones;
He stands With ufed stan, unchid, before
The had Crushed fashioned thr0Des,
And eo,dIy p1ints yoG out the eoeins,i b0nssi
He stands composed Where armies could stand
A little time b, f1re- The hand dis0ans
The isle sword. and noN in teal the grand
And golden makes -gn and takes command
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-07-12
RIDGE HOUSEi
RETREAT FOR INvALIDs.

Is~zza. THE CLIMATE OF THESE ISLANDS
EZ noted the world for general salubrity while
g4 certain particular localities in the group
pecialy favorably known The district Of Kona,
side Of Hawaii, been famed Of
afflicted with affections OF the lungs. Not
have been known Of who had been given
die by their physicians in California, amer
residence the mild air of Kona
robust health and taking a lease OF life.
The undersigned his commodious house at Kaawalos,
prepared furnish good accommodations
the low Of S. including good saddle
desired good baths prem
ises within short distance Of hne bathing The
Kilauea regularly between Honolulu and the
port Kaswaoa and horses kept ready the beach,
Every accommodating comfort 10 the way o diet MILK
and HONEY In abundance Delightful rides in the neghbor
hood. A. TODD.
KaawaIoa g. Kona Nov le 1872 nile
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-07-12
Miscellaneous :

Pipes. Pearl Shirt, Coat and YES; Buttons;
Superior Pins Hair Pins Linen and Cotton Tapes Sleeve But
Studs Looking Glasses and Hand Mirrors Linen ami
Cotton Thread Knives Butcher Knives Sail TwDe, India
Rubber Combs, Dressing Combs Fine Ivory Tooth Combs
Playing Cards,
Silk Ribbons Corded Silk Bslngs, Travelling Bags, Merino
Alpaca Bindings Feathers and Flowers Feather Busters
Opera Spy Glasses Strings Cotton Twine In skeins
Corset raors' Shears, Water Monkeys,
Hooks aud Eyes, Seltzer Water, SC, &c, &c.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-07-12

ET Aav-rsevs residing the Eastern ruiea siates
pay iov their cards by enclosing GFssHbasss United
states PostagV fog sueh they wtSh
sud their cards viii be inserted Per above iah the time
paid tor.
Business Cards, whrn TTSpaid rer ssas allowed
discount these which for advertise
when paid or charged quarterly.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22

minutes. so that might rest my hands,
which were cramped with holding the
rod so long which he did, and gave
me fifteen minutes rest. when l re-
sumed the rod. The fish now seemed
somewhat spent, for he came to the
surface and dounced about so that we
could see his large proportions. Still
could not get him alongside, and /
told Joe to try to paddle up to
him, but he Immediately darted
away from us and headed
mp stream, keeping a parallel course
about fifty feet of, so that we could
see him perfectly through the clear
water. After many efforts, however,
he grew more tame, and Louis pad
died the canoe very carefully up to
him. while Joe stood watching his
chance with the gaff, which he put
deep in the water. At hast I got the
fish over it, when with a sudden pull
the gaff was driven into him just be-
hind the dorsal fin; but he was so
strong that I thought he would have
taken the man out of the canoe. The
water few in showers, and the big
salmon lay in the bottom of the boat!
Icould hardly believe my eyes. That
tremendous creature caught with line
no thicker than q lady's kair-pin! 1
looked at my watch; it was eleven
o'clock, Just four hours and half.
Well, I have done enough to-day,
Joe; let us go home to breakfast"
Arrived at our camp, we weighed the
salmon and measured him-twenty.
four pounds, and forty inches ]ong-a
'nale fish, fresh run from the sea. the
strongest and most active of his kind.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22
A Parody for Tic. Period.

DY oEpllEUs q. KERR.
Tho ratio of gold was rising fast,
AS through 4 wall street panic passed
A youth, who kept Us cool Us ice,
Devoted to tho ono dcvicc.--
Moro grccnbacAs!
His brow was OLD his knowing eye
Cleaned with a speculation high;
And, ct all mission said or sung,
This, only, knew his sordd tonguo---
Moro grConbacks!
In homo, tat once W ~ his delight,
he saw but what fcemed mean tp sight
Beyond, the dream, Of lfortun. shonc
His soul he'd iisN, to call his own
Moro S,cenbarks!
" Beware tho end r. his elders said,
Woe ha1nts the pathway YOU would tread;
Dark perils lurk on every si,lc!"
And, curt, to all, his y'c. replied,
Morc s:ccnblcks!
20, stay" the maiden sail. "anl bo
Rich in the love I'd give to thee!"
Short was his answer With tho tannt,
You're very tlattcrng.-.bnt want
More grcenbacksl
Beware The certain final crash!
Beware tho banks and boxers smash!"
This was tho wise mans caution va,u.-.
From - corner" " came the griu rvfrain---
More greenbacks!
At break in stocks. as, threatened hard,
The piOus Drew threw up the card
He'd played t.. many mems despair,
A voice came like dying prayer
More grcenbacks!
A bankrupt, in disgrace profound,
Halt buried in his bonds was found,
Still gaspIng---O, the fearful price
His life had paid for such dcvlec---
Moro grecnbacks!
There, in his youth turned wan and gray,
Bleeding, suicide, he lay;
And, at the grave, the sexton old
Sighed, as hc banked the verdant mould.
More grecnbacks!
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22

II used to bol'eve you had somo f,clin'
Dolly" said he, tremulously; "but you
don't seem to have ahy for me. Hero |
an left alono in the world children ali
paired oft, 'thout's Matilda, and sl Ell 20
before the snow flies; house empty"
IL suppose you can have home witt,
any one Of your boys, and welcome" put
in Miss Dolly, faintl J, still flut,er,ng about
tho chimney like swallow.
eyes, If worse comes to worse, 1 SUD.
pose can" ascentcd Mr. .Wigein, mourn
fully, anything hut consoled by this retlcc.
ton. at would break me down terribly.
though, you may Sepend, 10 give up nv
;ce that 1 set SO ,nuch by, ond crowded
myself on 10 my children. -
No tesponse save tho Gathering of tho
"1nd Il. dreadfuly melancholy bus;.
ness for q sn at my time Of life to drag
along withJss partner. Pm getting to
be old, DOLL 81: Nr. Wiggin brushed bis
sleeve acros8 8nas eyesas a faruled school,
boy might haye dona Yes, Pm getting
% be ole, sDofe!l ns repeated brokenly !;
"and it ssEfds 10. reasen that l hope We
81 ~V"n AA sVSosu0lS NVlAyS yVO CulSAlu
ma up with that spry way Of yourn that
l always ttok to, and I carryin' the hett
Of"
Here Miss Dolly gave a little sniff,
nothing worth mentioning only for the
effect it produced on Mr.. Wigg,n. Indeed,
had his ears been as old as he pretended,
he would not have suspected her of being
affected by anything more scrioue than q
cold in the head.
Cant you make up your mind to have
me, DollyW pleaded he, crossing the
threshold in his hopeful eagsrnoss. al
don't see how am going to stand it if you
can't"
"Then Martha wouldn't suit ?" said
Miss Dolly, archly, making great pre-
tense Of wiping u ciader from her eye.
" What shame, now, when she needs tho
property so much !"
Hang the properly? I'd mortgage
the whole of it rather than not got you,
Dolly" cried Mr.. Wiggin, with vehe.
mence that qnite closed her mouth.
AND &c at last he had Miss Dolly cor.
nered.-Harper's Bazcr.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22
How Young Men Fail.

"There is Alfred Sutton home with his
family to live on the old folks" said one
neighbor to another. "It seems hard,
after all his father has done to fit him in,
business, and the capital he invested to
start him 50 fairly. 1t is surprising he has
turning out 80 poorly. He is ; steady
young map,ro bad habits, as far as know !;
he had a good education, and was always
considered smart; but he doesn't succeed
in anything. am told he has tried 4
number Of different sorts Of business, and
sunk money every time. What can be
tue trouble with Alfred, l should like to
know, for don't want my boy to take his
turn"
"Altred is smart enough" said the 9th.
or, sand has education enough, but he
lacks the one element Of success. He
never wants to give q dollars worth of
work for dollar Of money, and there is
no other way for a young man to make
fortune. He must dig if he would get
gold. All the men that have succeeded,
honestly or dishonesty. in making
money had to work for it, the sharper's
sometimes the hardest Of all. Alfred
wished to set his brain in motion, and let
it take care Of itself. No wonder it soon
ran off the track, and q smasl.up Was the
result. Teach your boy, friend Archer,
to work with will when he does work.
Give him play enough to make him happy
and healthy, but let him learn early that
work is the business oflifc. Patient, s:lt.
denying work is the price Of sue :ess.
Ease and Incidence eat away the price of
capital only, but worse still, all mans
nerve power. Present qualification tends
to put off duty until tomorrow or next
week, and SO The golden moments slip by.
1t is getting to be rare thing 70: the
sons Of rich men to die rich. Too often
theJ squander in half score Of years
what their fathers were lifetime in
accumulating. l wish could ring it in
tho ear Of every aspiring young man that
work, hard work, Of head and hands, is
the price Of success."-Country Gentle.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22
Singular Good FRIDAY Custom.


Just outside tho Church of St. Barthol
omew the Great, Smith6eld, London, in
tho Oldest churchyard in the city, last
Good Friday, might have been seen the
aged Rector, tho Rev. John Abbiss, put
ting down twenty-one sixpenoee on q
gravestoEe, which the same number 0:
poor widows picked up. The custom is
nearly as old a. the church, and originated
in the will Of O lady, who left q sum of
money to pay for tho sermon, and to yield
the sixponces to be distributed over her
grave, but as the will is lost, and her
tomb gone, the traditionary spot of her
interment is chosen for tho distribution, a
strange part Of the tradition being, that
any one too stiff in the joints to pick up
the money was not to receive it. The
Rev. Rector is now eighty-scven years Of
ago, and was presented to the living in
1915. Yesterday he preached from Mark
xv., IA, 15.' On Good Friday, at the
Church Of Allhallows, Lombard street,
another sermon was preached under SINH.
lar provisions of the will of Peter Symonde,
dated 1887, and gifts distributed, consist:
ing of q new penny and q packet OF raisins,
which were given to sixty of the younger
scholars of Christ's Hospital who attended
the service. Under the same will the
children Of Longbourn Ward Schools who
help in the choir, and the children Of
the Sunday School, received each bun
ami various sums Of new money, ranging
from Id to 1s., beside the poor of the
parish, on whom was bestowed Is. each
and q loaf The eermon was preached by
tho Rev. G. Mackenzie, the rector, from
John XIX, 10, and tho gifts were bestowed
by the Churchwardens, Messrs. Twells
and Howden, ut the Vestry door. The
SUM given away was close on flO, and
which, until the railway in Liverpool
street effaced tho spot, used to be distrib.
uted over the tomb of the donor.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-22

A wEL1-DREssED but wild-eyed gen.
tleman called at the Office cf the mayor
of Indianapolis, recently, and said he
wanted something done with his wife.
What's the NATTER" inquired his
honor. "She keeps giving me pills, "
was the reply. Il wouldn't take 'em, F."
said his honor. ''I can't help it, said
the injured husband, "she gives 'em
to me when I'm asleep" "I'd wear a
muzzle," said his honor. The injured
husband started. He hadn't Thought
of that.
MARK TWAIN, few months after his
first baby was born, was holding it on
his knee. His wife said: "Now, con-
fess, Samuel, that You love the child "
" can't say that, replied the humor.
ist, but am willing to admit respect
the little thing for it's fathers sake