Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-03-03


gets even more than he wants. a Boston uar-
chant lately announced 10 the public through
the newspaper that hr wanted boy anl next
morning two young and healthy specimen:
were found on his door step.
Even Judgr Barnard will som etim:s i9i...
The other day spectator IN the c1urt r3om
accidentally overturned u cliail, and he was
giayely recommended by the .Iudge 10 be uinse
careful of the court house furniture, as tim.
chair had already cost the ci'y over 500.
900.
"i'nl afraid" said a lady to her husband,
slhat | am going TO have Il sin reck. not
at all Improbable, my dear replied hol spouse.
Il have seen s1rong symptoms pi iirN"r since
we have been married.
young theological student, not far from
Boston, recently invited u young lady tu attend
Il concert. The dlmsr's answer 10 III iHf.'a-
ton was in this wise: 'lf You come as a tcln-
poriry supply, mast cline the ihviuHiol.
ain only hearing regular candidates.' lie
didn't supply.
A widow lady, sitting beside Il cheerful HIe
| in meditaive mood, shortly after her nus
| band, decease sighed out: 't'oor ielow-how
he did like a good fire. | hope he has gone
where they always keep good li,e'.'
The following vcr,.icC w.is gi.en and wli'-
| ten ly the foreman Of a coIuners jury: 1--WE
| are of \ PinDn that the Decest met with lvr
death f,on Violent lnirnation ofthr Arm, pre-
duces fom lnoan Cauz.'
| An enthusiastic African, who hal "speut Ae
| winter in ]amaky,' found it All earthly para
/ disc. lie said he could "lie abed and, putting
4 his arms u;it tie windy, pick oranges, pine ap-
| pies and Jamaica rum off lie trees
An Iowa husband few months ago, agIerd
to give his wife three dollars a weol,tl rcinat
in comparative silence, deduct ng one cen, for
| each spertluous word she uttered. She uuw
owes linn nearly enough TO pay the national
debt.
| ..Will YOU have the kindness 20 hand me tie
| batter before you'" said i gentlenl IL politely
| at a tea table To an ancient maiden. IL AN no
| waiter, sir SIS thai SOL | drought from v"n,
appearance, you had been waiting long
| time
| Discerrment is power OF the unl rstaHd
ing in which few meu excel
Is not that owing to rs connection with IN
partiality and truth? For are not preiul lie and
part.ality blind.
If we will be contending, let conten Ike
the olive and the vine. who sha produce lii'
most and best fruit; not like the aspen and the
elm, which shall make the most noise IN the
| wind.
"Mr. White, of Iowa Falls war med his let
with a hot llat-iron. lie stays with a rr!hhnr
till The house is rebuilt" It's much cheaper 10
send ones wife To bed first.
A man out West, who offered Lad tor
friend was asked by the Judge il he had any
| eucumbranec on his farm.
"Oh, yes; my old woman said he.
| IL il "A sad comment upon humanity, hut sGit
soap in some shape, pleascs most folks, and
generally the more "lye You put into II ihe
| better.
person who undertakes to raise himself hy
scandalizing others, might just As wSil SIT Go"n
on a wheelbaiIow and undertake. To "Heei
himself.
: The truth of God is slat which las heen,
which is, and which will lie whether men
known and believe ii OF not it Is also Il Al
which should he,
, In science, AS in common life, we fie4uehu.
, | see that novelty in system OF practice, :"ii-
not be duly appreciated till tins has s"teis cd
the Enthusiasm of lis advocates
There is sort Of economy in Providence e
, that one shall excel where anlther is d'f'ci'e,
in order to make men more useful t. &; ch
other, and mix them in soTety
4 theological student thinks Dr. Pe.t rman
1 in error in locating The ophir Of the scripture
A in Southeastern Africa, iuaslnuel as ID. Waits
- dehnes "ophir mansion in the skies.
Thele isa gloom in deep love, as in deep
y water there is silence in il that HspcnJ II e
J fool; and the folded arms AMI tie deiec. 1
: head are the images it rejects.
f .sWomeri, wake up eNclaims The Ret5i On
I, | and an indnlen. RIVAL editor addss; : Yes, and
d---n it, turn out and MAXI lir- .I.d put
I | the teakettlr Oh.
u Has your husband sot naturlliAedN inquired
Ia an energetic politician el robust female. "Got
natural eyes" was the response, in an ihaieNHns
tone; yes hcIorra, ami natutal tIth' tpH,'
!. A bachelor, WHO w..s subsequently hurg fol
n matrcidr, once ptopounipd the !cNoNms o,,-
l., ious cornunlium: ''Wlly i, a cics, WIFE iiEe
y All OWL" Because ,h' doe alh hoo'in5 q
: night.
). An anrliea.,t fr par II hsojs A, on, - oH-
shoe sin.,s va, asked what ouub'r h. vote,
40 and r.,,.iad. rs snti.,, H.. ,u8ii recosrI raI9
.i his suiiaisr, "Nhy, two, "t r1nisH.'
Il .Wl,, do >ou choo>e t. We SIN r 5i,.
a asked =. il,liouin,r idle vt ,stnm,.., " Gl .
n LADY,. IL 'causc,' She rel'' 81 am r'& atl.
= tn supports hu>baHd
Did Shakespeare say the Liverpool river Wa
muddy? Yes: "rhc quality of mercy Cleis'y)
is not strained.
in What is lhe difference between Il rew and q
n rlckeiy chlil?-One gives mi k, and ;ir' other
al gives WAY (whry).
: A Boston clergyman admitted last Sunday
4 that JOSEF Ii got up "corner'' in gram.
c John v. Speakmln has Id his mill in Chr is
tiana Hon red, To James Wis II, frten th,us-
and dollars.
" Little, Democrat, has been elac'ed State
>Senat al a sprriAl II" .inn ~ lM' toupiy
"a Ala, to i'll III vacancy tuI ed by TIE death ul
/. Gilmer, Republic. II. Little's msiu is is 30
+ This makes tie Senate of Alabama again
Democratic.