The New York herald., 1873-07-19

guests az Congress Hail. feeling that Wednesdays
Joke mad been upon themselves. insisted that no
more be done tnan to make the man settle. To.
Lndlams peremptory invitation my Lord came
forward and paid his bill. Hereupon society again
rallied upon my Lord and called all scepcs merely
scandalizers MY Lords purchases increased. He
ordered two sets OF horses Instead OF men; he or
dered cottage for the season. saying, AS have
now been announced here under my title must
Tho excitement was extraordinary, Thursday
was the great day for the stockton House end,
The urbane and graceful DunJ, caring nothing for
rank, kept hands or; but his guests beheld with
delight that my Lord mad moved among them.
lie was introduced by the Thompsons and the
Cochrans to All the great East Enders-thc Bores.
shoemakefs, c" &c. Although t,gnt rom morning I'll
nieht anu wearing the same paper collar, lsse
bosom, cotton shirt. &c. he kept up his splendid
ingenuity OF lies; he kent his Dashful assurance;
Kept up his wonderful stories OF his rev.
enues, and claimed kinshp with dukes and
on It's feet. Simple chaps said, "fIe lord He's
no lord any more than me :" but intellect and So
was such that not even the ladies he had dined and
ridden with cared TO lingcr In hts perfumes. lie
was stu believed IN to great degree but it was
thought he had better go to bed.
About this time some OF the cosey gamblers
around the East End struck my lord and lound him
devoid OF stamps; the livery stable mistrusted
He had been deliberately cut by another Enpnsh-
man. who said
not Massey. You are imposter.n Still society Kent
up allegiance in the man with the paper collar and
the false shirt bosom. and the demands were enor-
NV Lord, all alone, was seen traversing the Stock
ton House porch, carefully watched by Detectives
Sharkey and HOXie. Society wondered what next.
Under his arm were what seemed TO be lour billiard
cues. without nunkey or a friend this aspirant
to a great title and commander OF 5000 ton iron
clad walked to the beach and there proceeded 10
set on some children's rockets.
"what IN the hell are you dolngs" said Jersey
Letting OF signals for my yacht at the Break
water" cried My Lord with alacrity.
Ills first rocket went up and nzzed; the second
a
there; the third menaced the splendid architec-
tnre Of that grand caravansery the fourth took an
sparks over all that end OF the island. General
Dufy rushed out upon My Lord and coilared him.
M yon set or any more Of those things I'll put
you in the surI." he said.
MY Lord looked up with the pride OF Duke OF
Leeds. And how am TO take on your guests to-
morrow" he said. ''unless | signal my yachts"
They put Lord Massy IN carriage and despatched
him to the West End, followed by detective. He
stopped at a cottage to borrow 500 and failed.
He was relieved by person who had just s4 to pay
his carriage bill, otherwise he would have gone to
the calaboose. The ladies' around Congress Hail
expected him to set the hotel on fire with rocketS
and some refused to go to bed. Haskins forthwith
put him back In Whiskey row. At daylight FRI
day, with but a few cents IN his pocket the pet OF
the island Knocked at the door OF the nephew OF u
great baltimore banker. He appeared when the
door was opened with the same paper collar ana
false bosom, and Tapped up the water from tho
wash pitcher like dog.
are looking alter you--the police, the young mem
from Baltimore and the dellrium tremens. YoW
viii either get put in jail or 1ogged, or become
crazy to-day. VINO are you ~
lam francis Massey" said the poor rat. II
got drunk In Liverpool month ago, and I've been
drunk ever since.o
''Go to the steamboat" said the friend ~ pity
you. There are So TO get a drink and pay your
passage. DEPART Avaunti EXhalei"
BLESSINGS on you,n SAID My Lord Massey "WhO
else would give So TO poor fellow like me, unlesS
he were Lord ~
He has been the talk OF Cape May all day. He
Will be the talk Tor a season. He stayed and
trumphed as long as his paper collar would hold
out.