The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-02-15
EvE.ANeelIcAl CORNER.

EvE.ANeEllcAl CORNER.
Ladies belong to Kansas Farmers Clubs.
The new dress color with the golden tinge
is called ~AuriferO.
A Waco (Texas) woman fred at man
who offered her candy.
They are talking If putting women ON a
school committee in Memphis.
A little girl in Connecticut informed
visitor that ''hcr grandmother chewe'' to"
baccO with her nose"
The Danbury Ne'os says that humane
mother in that pla"e chlUrUforms her hoy
''sf"-s whipping '';''s.
The Danbury Ne'es saws TINT Winnie
Rcam IL engaged on model for new a',-
tosrnph for Mr.. Spinner.
What is the difference between u gauzc
Iress and a drawn tooth? One Is too thin
md the other il tooth out.
An Abba, Iowa, girl who leans towards
the Sorosisters, found y nice pair of pants
N her stocking on Christmas morning.
At Akron. Ohio. recently, a cir, at u ball
vas discovered to he attacked with the
smallpox. She found it difficult 10 obtain
partners.
IL now pronounce you man and-hand
over the $40 before 80 any further is the
WY Connecticut clergymen have Of secur'
ing their fec.
A Louisville young man was rather ncr'
vous at his marriage ceremony, and handed
the minister his washerwomun's bill instead
If the license.
There is one kind of second hand article .
hat shouldn't object to-" said Sof.kins.
md that is young. handsome, amisble and
rich widow"
CIarks,Own, Michigan, had pair of lov>
ers who took morphine together. Tho young
lady still lives and will wear mourning for
the one that didn't.
A Toledo female tainted when told that
over 1000 men died last year, but was
brought to by the information that there
were ID, ,000, 900 left.
Spotted Tail is the man for the times He
,ss disposed of four mOthers-in-law, and
whoops for the scalp Of the fifth, He viii!
lecture for $50 night
A woman at Chillico,he, Ohio, On Sunday
week last, gave birth to four well formed
children. and conscience smitten bachelor
gave the poor father @17.
Next to subjugating fractious wife In
free c,un,ry, perhaps the most difficult job
in the world 10 to tune piano next do"r to
.b'iIcr lnanufactory.
A Cincinnati Mver has been discarded by
his afi!anced million heircss for treadlng on
ys.. 'ss ps: SSas s 'sihh ihhs.IMtsd Hi So#sa nss ~ of:
puss
The mothers heart gives 4.h joy at the
haby's lst 2,h.-E EzcAangs. And when III
ba,,e IL . she los it patiently! and when
>he Is assured it will sur 5, the thought 10 Z
10 her:
Countess Generate, formerly Miss Kinney,
4 New York. presidcs with grace in her
,usband's palace, . few miles out Of Rome,
md often elegantly en.ertains her American
friends.
Nothing makes Minnesota husband 20
mad ~ to Ill his bo0,s with buckw wheat
cakes in the raw, and then hugh q him
when he pulls chem On. Mrs. Smith, Of
Winona, will endorse this statement M ANON
is the swelling In her nose will enable her
tn read.
James Parton says hc has known ladies' In
whom the instinct of decon,,on wss 90
strong, that II they were ,"ld they must be
hanged in the pressncs Of twenty thousand
persons, 10 m0rrOw, their first th.,uxht
would he, "Haye proper hanging dress :"
One Of The nost disgusting sights of sa-
lem, Ind, was woman wheeling her
drunken husband home IN wlseelhaSrow
In answer 10 . sympashizing remark. she
said he happened to be drunker than she
was, and she was thankful to be able 10
axe care Of him, for she knew he would d.
the same for her. e. . .s.sn..
A Washington correspondent writes--lm.
aginc rounded, yet slender glrlish figure,
perfect oval face, transparent skin of creamy
whi,cncss, large vclye,y dark eycs bea,ning
with intelligence, soft brown hair, . deli.
cately formed nose. and rosebud noith
which opening discloses perfect teeth, and
you have faint idea Of Mime. Flores, wife
OF the Eqcaaor Minister and the hsndsomest
woman in Washington. Add TO this little
mouth that never c-says u speak without
saying something charming, and wonder
fully musical voice. -. "a @"'