The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-22
Che Aew Aorth'
Saturday, November -, 1873,
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From the saturday Evening Post.
~ MAX ADEI.ER

NOluJNk InNetcs's us InosSs III "vN''k WV
pile Of exchanges. than to observe the in
tens,iy Of the energy with which country
editors conduct = political campaign. Your
city editor often displays ctr.si" amount
IT vchcmcncc. but his widest frenzy Is
csl,nncss, is absolute slumberous reI"~c II.
self. when compared with the frantic cn'hu
sissm Of the rural journalist. The latter
succeeds in getting up rs much fury over
. candidate for constable Ne city editor
dns over n sspirsnt for the Presidency.
lie will turn out column after column OF
double loaded iyI~, in which he viii dem
0ns,rs,c with q marvellous pr"fusiCn Of
sdjcctives that. il you should roll all the
prophets aud martyrs and ssiVs into one,
you would have much smaller amount OF
virtue than can be found IN Il 81 on. humble
man who wants 10 he constable lie viii
prove to you that unless that particular
person Is elected constable, the entire fab-
TIC Of American institutions will ,Ott"r I"
It's base, and fall l"wihlcrinl and hopeless
ruin. while the mcrcilcss dcspois who
grind cnslavcd millions beneath, their iron
heels, will regard the hdcous and irrcclam'
able chaos with cxulting and fendish laugh
ter, ard amid the remnants OF once
proud republic will erect bastilcs in which
they will forge chains to fettcr the wrists
of dismaye,l and heart broken patriots lie
will ask you I" take your choice between
elccting that man constable and witnessing
the annihilaiion Of the proud work for
which Washington and the revolutionary
patriots blcd and died. The man who runs
against his man will be proved 10 hca base
and despicablc myrmidon Of the cffc!c mon
srchics Of the old world. and il will bc
shown that xll the vices which have cor
sur,ed tho race since Adams fall arc COM
ccniratcd in that one individual. The day
sfter election, II his man wins, the editor
will decorate his paper with whole array
Of ROSTERS and q mcnagerie Of 'co"ns. and
inform brcathlcss world that the nstiOn IL
once more saved. II he loses. he will omit
sny reference TO bis frightful prophecies,
keep his roostcrs in the closet. and mildly
assert that the opposition man is not so bad
sitter all, and that the right party mus, ,ri.
umph next time for certain. Then he will
simmer down for year. and, during, that
period will rest his overweight brain, while
nc edits his paper with pair OF predatory
shears and dishonest paste pot.
We have been greatly shocked ut All nc.
count which has recently appeared in the
papers Of man who every day for wears
smoked eight and ten cigars. and chcwei q
paper of fine cut tobacco, and was finally
stricken by paralysis in consequence Of his
reckless indulgence. The lesson which this
awful calamity teaches 10 the young is Of
the mos. impressive character. Let the boy
who il tempted to h'gin the use of to''scc"
rctiec, upon the fate M this uni.sppy man
and the cnuscs winch led him 10 IL 4; let him
remember that but for this one fault the
victim If the disaster would now have wig.
""us health and unslloyed happiness, let
him tnke warning from the result. and
now, when the vista Of life ~ opening
bright and beautiful before him. le, him
highly resolve hat ~ the miserable par"lyt
ic smoked ten cignrs and chcwci q whole
TAPER "r fine cut " day, SO he will never per
init himself 10 bccOinc the slave Of such q
vicious habit, but will abandon cigars and
line cut. md smoke pipes aud chew plug
tolncc" exclusively. THIS awful example.
In such M event. will not bc without great
profit.
Old Mrs. llillrgass read in one Of the pa.
pcrs that "a glOle of gold fish hanging In
the sun, IN the window Of house IN Maine,
set the easement on fire." Most persons
would have understood that the globe, filed
with water, acted NJ a burning glass but
Mrs. llilIcgas IL pnnicky. and apt 10 jump
At conclusions. She instantly conceived On
idea TINT il had just been discovered that
iish hnd m inflHmmatory and explosive ten.
dency which renders them ~ explosive as
Gunpowder or coal OIL Then shc suddenly
threw down the newspaper. called the ser.
want girl. and proceeded 10 the cellar, where
che found msckcrcl and four cold cOdfisl,
cakes. These she carried up stairs, st arms
length, on " shovel. and put them under the
pump, while Mary Jane turned on tho
water and vet the inccndiary substances
thoroughly. After which Mrs. lilleSss
buried the mackercl and the fish cakes Ut tho
foot Of the garden, and came W to tho
house 50 nearly out Of breath that she could
hsrcly remark to Mary Jane. I'm not sgoin
to have tins house made smokin' ruin in
my old age by my Of them fish II never
ct another hcrrin'. You hear me. MSry
Iane!"
The laughter Of Don Carlos Of Spain Is ,
very charming young lady, but her visitor
have some difficulty In making Themselves
understood when they call, because Of III,
dimensions Of her name. More than on,
hired girl hes csugh. cold and gone int
gAlloping consumption by keeping tn
tr,nt door open while young gentleman
callers ask II Scnorita. Blanche dc. CASTLE
Franchise d'Assise. Marguerite. Jeanne. Bes
tricc Charlotte. Louise. Fernando. Adelgond
Elvirc-Ildefonsc. Regime Joscphe- Michele
Gabrielle. Rsphsclle 10 in; and one gis
called the police because che thought tn
visitor WAS swearing n her. II took eigl,
sble bodied clcrgymen to baptize her, an
visiting card 10 made ~ large ~ = celia
door and carried round on = push cart
Tier monogram 10 ssid to RESEMBLE hard
ful Of fishing worms: and when she hos he
name put on her umbrella, the cngrsvc
hesins 1t the handle, works up one side
over the end Of the fcrulc, and down III
other eide In order 10 crowd it all IN. 81
wss named after 40 entire orphan asylum
AutUDa.
Tic following bit OF choice prOse poeis
h from, the pen Of the editor Of the Dubuqu
(Iovs) MeralN: The autumn irOsts no,
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