New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-08-26

unusual that occurs II IL natural enough una, pu
shon,d of course and the fatigue which they sus,'
entities them all the amusement they can ge viii,
what must he TO them very monotonons auu i1erest
,.caclc There is pienty In II to occupy and lntoost
b ,, who sees It for the rst second ume You r 90
not have ask "Who is this ana VINO - ta. sbe an
pers the most heroic and rSmanr'S izsned
In English history some insienneant ooy OF W. mot
Old woman appears to represent them. Ihey are y ia
all by any means. insgnifcant OpSs snu ,rb 10
yrar,cp MANY of the ladies are handsome enough "
he well worth looking at, whether their names De
or stanh0pe Brown or shitl ihs youns right
ened and pae or flushed admires and feels sense
Of instructive loyalty to. ,,,o
ohio Californian at Vienna Is hVely picture VI Wv
misenes of an American ia i0ioish iauu "
"kuowing the lingo"
-, a. bonds and letters through not understanding
a German Tongue IL Is a weary torture 10 be stupu,
or n is necessary TO employ man to talk TO
ofher The conmlssionaire does not understand more
than half say. what might he not be Interpreting W
ths o,her ielIowi The most trivial want costs me
world Of anxiety and trouble desired spne sad
P1pPep paper Te fir die blot You know Ich bin En-;
glishereT ink dry; what you call uia vas Ts
tired to make my want known by sgns' l dI"a, .,
myself simply ridiculous. The shopkeeper stareu az
me in perpiexity disgust and despair Then he DIS
cussed the matter with his wife. fretted, per-
pS ~ INV hotel n required fye minutes to ex-
main the matter TO HIM He discussed the matter with
the PORTER The porter quite buried under eou iace
ana rass buttons The coInmissonaire returns to me-
He thinks he knows what require but Is not qe EeI
A
so with everything Every little matter OF EVERYDAY
me- which at home to think of and DO are almost ius
teal here costs much time, LABOR ana anxiety R
streneh "a Ali gone when have purchased paper OF
pns and bottle OF ink Breakfast ana dinner TASK INC
10 the utmost The slightest deviation from estaDnsneu
10 act on the people at the restaurant IKE
= Wrong figure in a table OF logarithms 1t required
three DAYS 10 convince sunted boy Ill longtaed coat
that dld not wish beer FOR dinner no would bring
beer / would say, 81 don't want beer! want NY -
% No., alter and would feel as IL had doing
something for which ought to be corrected The latter
funetionary approacneS !; ren with rneeEpess Din,
ner Sir II you please" lie brings me an elegantly
bound book containing the Dl OF lare But IL Is III Ger
man: look al II Knowingly; salscrI Wouu DE q ui,e
as inteigibe. pat my finger ona word which sup
nose means soup. look up meeky at the funeuOnary
lie giOwers contemptuonsy upon me. ne recommends
me 10 an uuderng, and bustles on 10 guests more I'M
Iortgut There are in the dining-na French, German,
Italian English and japanese. Tongues plates knives
and forks catter iuside-wlecs roll rumble ana ciatter
the stony pavement outside M''tL LOT my soup
Lie IL too busy and important matter Win Sheln 10
pay any attention 10 me-
the troubles of martyr did not end here he
found the hotel walters nuisance, ana suffered snip
wreck and hard boiled eggs.
The aristocrac German waiter is cool and Indifferent
Il beneath his dignity 90 approach You within nan an
hour after yen sit down. he knows you are huhsts'
and enjoys your pangs lie sensible OF every signal
every expression Of the eye with winch you regard n
10 appear know Is the chief business OF ms me-
na dozen hungry at different tIDes are trying 10 ar
rest his attention. Before 4 met this man my temper
lows as / would be done by. Now | am changed /
never the Vienna restaurant pat dwell IN Thought
ana Sudden death. After eating a meal IL requires
another hour 20 pay Tor u. nobemau, dressed &c
riJuchr eOndescends % take my money after ne mas
made long enOuSl. There are Two Oh these O
1cials 1T the MOTEL one IN general manner RESENT
bles a ncayy dealer j. bonds and government
Securueste otner Idest, charming young e,erGl
Oh the Church OF I!nd One morning, Hnen tIe
atmosphere was very -ultry, yentured 10 open WIN
dow The dealer IL Government securities suut ~ it
meliaely, and me look which Inundated me lor
p,i 80 ~, ,rl.s NJ tpt bonse tne windows must
be- opened. There too much dust blowing IN the
street. What few common Ves cOMpaleu W 'he
advent OF dust IN that dininsro9mI .
Yuuiuust live b. rule. Novelty Is treason IL Is
the unae cradle rule OF lie tat because tnlhSs nave
been done IN certain manner, 20 must they ever DC
done IL requires almost revolution to have an egg
t atu a nit bSfd II may be seen that 1 speak
German with the Elgish accent The eggs came soft
nv fable ,Si 10 the prince IN disguise governed
cIuIry deparIueut ana informed MIN OF TINS new de-
TT The Trinre pIOnOuuccd against me, for next morn
ng NV eggs were sui sOft-Doled. Then braccd myself
up and sad, : here l want mine Zwel eggs you
- b,,,d b,roi Y0u understand {" lle nOnleinan
looked at me with contempt TIE eggs came aboht one
tenth OF a degree harder Than the previous morning.
resolved TO gain my point "a" now heces5y ~ wa
to put more force, vgOT, spt, ana sayagery INTO my
culinary instructions 10 the nCDlcman IAs despo'lsm
enlightened American among the eicte ana crumUiing
nonarches Of Europe shrie for haI-oiIed eye, lhey
he produced though the House OF should
said on tie third morning. Haben Sic Elm hot Feuer
in your kitchen /" ia. Aud hot Nasser y ia. And
VIII sou put hot Feuer under the sald hot Ma,se,
IN that hot Wasscrput the eggs ana Keep them there
zenn Mimen, zwmZlg Mnutcn, or day OF a week
any length ume that they are only boiled haid,
llst stones Orlckbate rocks bowlder- or the gray
granite crest OF Yosemite want mine eggs hard
Then ground my tectn and looked wicked aud savage,
ana squIrmed yiciOusly N my chaii IEere was some
Improvement the eggs that morning, Dst they were
LUI LaTG-JOl.cd.
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