The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-04-30
VII and Wisdom.

The world has lad enough of chari-
Ties. Ii wants respect and consiicra-
ten. t.a.
Man iaust wiz the COOL apd tho
great the rest comes as t,cerced :.
Humboldt. -
Our passions arc like conyulsion
fits, which, though they make us
stronger for the time, lcavo us tho
weaker ever after.
A learned writer asserts that, arer
all, eLergy quite as often drives OF
disease as brings 1t on.
n you let the cat out OF the bag,
never try to cram II back pgaln; it
only makes matters worse.
There is Japanese proycrb. The
chief glory of the sword consists in
lis resting quietly in its SHEATH
The most important noedlc-work
ever done IN the wovil Is supposed 10
have been done by the mariuer's CONF
pass.
Most Of the shadows that cross our
path through life are caused by stand
ing in our own light.
The man who rose before sunrise
has come to the conclusion that the
arose" that all are praising'is not the
rose for him.
To seek the redress Of grievances
by going to law is Ike sheep running
for shelter to bramble. bush.
Dean Swift said: sit is useless to
attempt to argue man out OF thing
he was never reasoned into"
Those days are lost in which we 90
no good; those worse than lost in
which we do evil.
Every real thought, or every real
subject, knocks the wind out Of some-
body or other.-Hgines.
, AS old Massey saws. there are two
sorts of opipion--the opinion man
has of himself, and the opinion tie
world has OF him.
A "personal7 advertisement in q
Paris newspaper says, " Eliza. You can
now return to the hoase without
shock to your delicacy and sensitive
moss, as the boil on my nose is gone
The Duluth people won't allow the
bodies of persons dying Of the small
pox 10 be buried in their cemetery,
because there are several unvaccinalel
corpscs Inferred there.
A wit being asked by q seedy poet
whether he had ever written anything
that would live, replied, +" Before you
trouble yourself on that score. | ad-
wise you to write something that VIII
let You live
A servant at n party, TO whom his
master was calling impaiiently 10
fetch this, fetch that, answered: " Sir,
everything ye have in the warrdld y
on the table,
A little boy in n Brooklyn Sunday
school was asked lately to say which
was the most beautiful verse in the
Bible. After some hesitation. he re-
piled blushingly: "If any man pulls
down the American flag shoot him on
the spot"
An old lady, recently visiting q
prison, asked one of the attendants
why the prisoners received SUN
coarse food He told her it was to
keep their blood from becoming inn
pure; and when she asked what they
would do if their blood was impure,
he dryly responded, "IIreak out"
No good that the humblest of us
has wrought ever dies. There is one
long, unerring memory in the uni
verse out OF which nothing good ever
fades -lToolsey.
A franklin county undertaken who
was not used TO conducting funerals,
recently rose at the conclusion OF o
funeral address and said that the
corpse would now go round and take
last look at the mournerS.
"Ah! !" said an amateur New York
operator TO a friend in Wall street,
the other day, Pye got one of tho
biggest lays You ever saw, and now
all | want is some Grst-Iatc brokers TO
work for me- a great lay 2"
"Yes, the biggest lay for fortune
you ever saw Well," said the
other, "then recommend you to go
to Fisk & Hatch.'
"Who is he :" asked a passer-by of
policeman who was endeavoring 10
lift drunken man from the gutter.
"Can't say, sir" replied the officer ;
"he can't give any account OF him-
self" "Of course not" rejoined the
stranger. How can you expect an
account from q man who has lost his
balance -