The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-10-11

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It ia . gnawful thing for house,
keeper when the mice get at her
cheese.
Fashion has assumed the styles Of
the Elizabethan era. This is ruff on
the girls. la
~ The travelling salesman of famous
English brewer is spoken of as Bass
drummer.
Hamlet's suggestion to the bee
Get thee to an honeyry, go!-of course
our readers recognize. ~ -
People frequently say ''alas!' when
they hear of wedding, meaning, of
course lass for the groom.
The refrigerator car from San Fran
cisco to New York has been withdrawn
as it failed in its Pacific purpose.
The Boston Globe says "a mans
nose is not nose when it is little
reddish" i4oGs
The ready wit of the Irishman is
is proverbial. Few ever tested it
without feeling the effect of the Pat
reJOlnders.
A Boy in his ninth year can never.
with prOpriety, accuse another of
gluttOny-so long as he's over eight
himself. 3a
The campaign has opened in the
Pine Tree State, and two gubernatOr-
ial candidates are looking out for the
Maine chance Z"
Perhaps nothing enjoys more Wig
Orous old age than hens. It really
seems as if the older they are the
tougher they grow.
A wit seeing book publisher tipsy.
remarked that it seemed as though a
wine cellar had been emptied into that
bookseller.
A Young lady at East st. Louis won
prize of set of jewelry as the best
| Walter in town. 1t was simply an ex-
change Of gold for toe pas.
Bemus always believed the proyerb
that Time is money" until he went
to buy goods on time, and found that
the statesmen would have money.
The government takes care of its re.
| tired veterans often, by putting them
/ in charge Of an arsenal; keeping them
in a national arms-house, as it were
A rooster Of feminine tastes, q,
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, has re-
Gently Matched out thirteen chickens
and is bringing them up tenderly
I A daughter of Mr.. James White, O
Grafton, is the last lunatic, up to date
! who has tried to kindie fire Will
/ kerosene. Her funeral occurred !:
few days afterward. tiass
las IF George had not blowed into tn
muzzle, OF. his gan," sighed a rura
| widow at the funeral Of her husband
"he might have got plenty of squirrel
ly-it was such good day for them
Grandma, why don't you keep
servant any longer?' We'll, you sec
child, I'm getting old now, and can
take care Of one, as l used to, yo
know. 3 1psn GE
Miami College and the State Uniyer
sity of Ohio are closed for want G
funds, Notwithstanding State subsidie
The State having subsidized the cole
ges subsidized also.
The idea of introducing horse race
, AGRICULTURAL shows is sometimes d.
I nounced, but principally by those VII
forget that horse race is a nagricu
tural affair. j. 1faSj srG II
!. The human race is the bravest Of a
living things. Not member of it b,
is born insensible to fear. They 2,
over it.. though, as soon "a they get oil
.. enough to know anything.
t Ven some man slaps me on:.der shou
t der, und say, II vas glad to hear ye
+ vas SO we'll, und den stick pehind n
$ pack his fingers to his nose, / hat n
q opinion of dot Teller.
Beet-root culture in the Unite
States seems to be still discouraged, a
though we trust it may be discovert
L that it can be made to pay; and so
I'll will eventuate, if the cultiyator wi
beet-root to his calling.
Il A Hartford man found one Of
e hens laying in his newly filed bin
). coal. Why, he does not know, unle
d she thought it was egg coal, or was fo
l., lowing the dictates Of prudence in la
Q ing in a good supply Of coal.
a Il don't know where that boy g
y his bad temper-not from me, L
: sure said slightly irritated fathe
: one day. NO." said his sarcast
! wife, you've certainly not lost any
y yours" The head of the family su
Al sided.
e Shall we take brandy?' anxious
z, asks the New York Tribune. Il
e Cincinnati Times replies: Con
if dentially, we should say not. The p
% per doen't seem vigorous enough
d stand anything but cider and pop"
n UNLESS you give me aid, said
= beggar to a benevolent lady, L a
y afraid l shall have to resort to som
Is thing which greatly dislike to dc
g The lady handed him a dollar, a
compassionately asked. G"What is
g poor man, that have saved you from
,: Work" was the mournful answer.
n In view of the increased pay
It Congressman, prices of furnish
y room in Washington, in; available !
n sitions, to Senators and members, ha
r advanced very considerably. T
o. rate of advance is about in proporti
e. to the increase of the pay.
10 "You never saw such happy lot
20 people as We had yesterday said
ie landlady in Chicago to a newly arr
~ ed guest; there were thirteen coup
10 of them What. thirteen coup
ou just married. mo, no, no, sir; tn
a teen couples just divorced.
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ur The Frfend or The Farmer.