Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-04-05
HERE AND THERE,


"A word to the wise Keep so.
Greeley, Col, suppresses dancing.
"A moving scene-A game Of chess.
The hatters have kept ahead.
Every laugh reddens the blood.
The gas-ftters go in for light work.
"A cowardly assault-To beat a re-
treat.
The real yellow feyor-Greed for
gold.
The best kind of coal to buy-Bi-
luminous.
-snare-drums give tone to Kentucky
church choirs.
-Tailors say they mean to give their
customers fits.
Robinson Crusoe has Just gone into
ITS ninth tongue.
Misunderstanding is the least elastic
of all the seasons.
"A card-With newspapers "clubs" +"
are always trumps.
in Keokuk women wear boots and
breeches unrebuked.
How dreary toad must feel shut up
In a rock 1000 years
Butchers complain of being asked to
work at killing prices.
A recent writer says children are
naturally bad-tempered.
-"The (s)cent Of the roses" must be
a penny.trating perfume.
-Upholsters COMPLAIN that hangings
bave gone out Of fashion.
Dogs are capable of a slmper re-
sembling human laughter.
nv the tones of church bell.
The Prince of Wales takes all the
leading New York papers.
Painters complain that they have be-
come literally hue-ers Of wood.
-Usndle-nakets urge that wicked
work ought to be well paid for.
The paper-mskers say their business
is such that il brings them to rags.
-Bikers say they knoad more, and
don't like to see so many rich loafers.
The Indian who first tried to scalp a
wig must have got terrible set back.
when is an army like a tuck in
lady's skirtl When II is hemmed IN.
When a convalescent begins to grow
Eat he Is justly said to be "eomng round"
"A horse thief in Wisconsin was ac-
qultei OF the ground Of mental imbecility.
A New Hampshire lady, being in
second childhood, has the whooplng
cough.
The belle OF Baltimore rides free on
the horse-cars when her father collects
the fares.
The Boston Globe SAYS Maggie
Mitchell has as much genius as Joe
Jefferson.
-Blacksmilhs complain that all the
forging Is done in Wall street, aud there
is no chance.
According to a Chicago Spirituslist,
the spirits turn the water in his house
into burning fluid.
A wicked bar-keeper, in Washington,
has got up new drink, which he calls
the Natick cobbler.
-Blo0merism has reached Japan, and
even the Young men there are beginning
! to Wear trousers. The world advances.
A good inscription last year for the
National Capitol would have been, " No
credit given here except Credit Mobile.
A German in Sixth avenue advertises
, "paper crullers." Perhaps he mears
paper collars. if not he suggests a rather
2 thin diet.
] hAuNdE llto luEItaHtu Aut uuuuhl hU-
preparations for the penilentlary, aud cut
; dOSn those for literary institutions cor
, respoudingly.
4 1t Is proposed to set up some new
= weather cocks in Washington. Good
heavens We thought there were enough
A Of them there.
"A man in Kentucky has discovered a
u method of transplantiug hair, so that
a lad. fr ma hn f11u a1 an hu11 rala
n as soon as they appear.
A Frenchman, boasting of the iRven
- tive gcnius of bis country, said, We
invented lace rufiles." CAV" said John
n Bull, "and we added shirts to them.'
"A Kansas City paper has the follow q
u ing advertisement Wantod-A liberal
o salary will be paid for the loan Of a
young babe. Address box 1867.
;, An immense quarry Of lithographic
m sioue has recently been discovered ID
Russia. The supplyis so large that it i
N expected il will cause an immediate fall
in the cost of the article.
le A Western paper says; "You might
Of as well attempt to shampoo an elephant
is with a thimnleful of soap, as to attempt
ne to do business and ignore advertising"
Dr. "A L uisvlle girl swallowed a horse
Suuf uNll "a ANM AAN = AEns anu HOM hMt .
Mt allowed TO stay out OF school, have pi
Is between meals and sit up late evenings
lis The latest verdict recorded wa,
ne upon a gentleman who expired in a fl
w Of inehrintiOn. The Jury returned
10 4" Death by hanging grog
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