Western Reserve chronicle. [volume] (Warren, Ohio) 1855-1921, 1873-01-22
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In Maine Saturday it was 3O0 below
zero.
A four-in-hand is worth two in {
buggy.
Nothing comes ofitself but dirt snt
long nails.
Odd again-It was the first pair tina.
ate the first apple.
The wholesale prices of nails have
been reduced fifty cents per keg.
The total number of emigrants that
left Liverpool during the year 1872 fol
Americ was 1853. 600.
At st. Marguerite. n. Y, Friday
night, a Mrs. Otis and three children
were killed by the falling of a tree.
The once world-famous chess player
Paul Morphy, is a successful lawyer
in New Orleans.
What is that which, when brought
to the table, is cut but never eaten
A pack of cards..
Il is a sure sign OF an early spring
to e q cat intently watching a small
hole in the wall,
Brigham Young is tine father of 8
hundred and seventeen children, &C
cording to last accounts,
When the enterprising butchers
assistant s'set up on his own hook
did he ind a comfortable seat?
Man is a mystery" said a young
lady to her beau. Yes, dear" q
he, land a girl is a RliserV."
Tennessee hires out eonvicts to work
on railroads, which locks like offering
a premium for them to make tracks.
A bill Of exceptions in favor OF
Stokes has been completed, and VIII
De o argued before Judge Board
man.
We're in a pickle now, said a man
in a crowd. A regular jam, said an
other. Heaven preserve US! moaned
an old lady.
A meeting o. farmers was held at
Gilman. III, last week, to protest
against the eXortatiOns of railroads in
the matter of transportation.
A boy in the New Street School had
forty-fye warts. His teacher doesn't
take him In hand any oftener than
she can help.-DdR6uTy NeCs.
Insults are like counterfeit money;
we cannot hinder their being offered,
bat we are not compelled to take
them.
The wife of a REFER being asked if
she was not afraid to have her hus-
band exposed to such danger, trust
fully replied, "Oh, he's insured"
Pistsburghian philologists are puz-
cling their heads to find out how a
very African fellow citizen came TO be
called Barney Mahoney.
"Now, johnny says grandma,
81 want you to sit just as still as a
grandma" Sure enough!
Five negro women at Memphis
were shot during the Christmas fes-
tivities-tTO fatally by their husbands
and the others by colOred admirers.
John P. Hale is a confirmed para
lytic, and has softening of the brain.
He cannot leave mis- room and will
not, probably live a great while. He
is nearly sixty seven years old.
A Southern paper says that "Bar-
tow county, Ga, has turned out eigh.
teen ministers since the war" 1t
doesn't state what they were turned
out for.
Winter with its horrors is on US,
andthe poor should be looked after
As we have previously suggested, 8
nice breastpin a be bought for thir-
ty ~cents.-Ddnbury Negs.
Mrs. Barker was burned to death in
Brooklyn, Saturday, by a drunken
brute throwing a quantity of kero-
sine in the stove and setting fire to
her clothes.
The female students of college are
said to be 'holding their own
Which means, probably, that none
have married and changed their
names.
Ode to women:
They eat. they drink, they sleep.they spend,
They go to hurch on Sunday,
And many are afraid Of God,
But more OF Mrs. Grundy.
Never put off till tomorrow what
you can do to-day, dear Tommy"
said mamma. .Then let's finish up
the plum pudding to-night," said the
sweet child.
st. Paul papers say that the dam
age to the crops and fruit trees and
loss of stock by reason of the late cold
snap will amount to millions in Min
nesOta.
The Nebraska Indians are allowed
TO ride free on all trains they car
Jump on while the latter are in mo-
ton. The tribe is being reduced very
rapidly.
us that marble ?" said a gentle
man, pointing to the bust of Ken
tucky's great statesman. mo, sir ;
that is Clay" photographed the deal
er.
A young lady at Toledo tainted
when told that over 500, 600 men died
last year, but was revived by the in
formation that there were 100000
left.
A Scotch lady has this year des-
troyed 5000 worth of wine in her
cellar, on principle, but a great many
persons with no principle at all have
destroyed more than that.
The following "notlsp is posted in
Lincoln county, Mo-: Gee hear
Eve don't want ennibOddI that has
HOSES which has of the epizutic in
hewenza, or any otherinfurnel name,
TO come thru this gait under penalty
of havin' their, the bosses, tales u
off close behind their, the hosses,
years. Keep shi, MoUNTAINEER."