The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-10-25

"A right tangle-Cstchlng trout.
Champagne has gone up q case.
An Indiana farmer has 1000 doves.
1t is the female mosquito tha. bites.
The most timely of gifts A watch.
The great knead Of the day-Bread.
Beef.stcak is meat and proper for break.
fast
Man respircs. aspires, conspires and ex-
pires.
-Fetchter, the actor, came over with Will
kis Collins
Mayor Medill, of Chicago. 10 among the
lakes of Ireland.
Mark Twain has catarrh in the head
and is coming home.
-''Wabash palsy" is what they call the
ague ut Mount Carmel.
Iowa has 100000 pigs ready for turn
ing into pork this winter.
Never talk to man when he 10 reading,
nor read to man when he is talking.
Cough, Beecher, Sumner and Anna
Dickinson arc said to get 900 lecture, this
season.
The death is announced of ~ Goddard,
ST., the well known cronaut, in bis seventy.
first year.
Subscription books have been opened in
Washington for hotel on Capitol Hill, to
cost @700, 1000!
General J. D. lmboden has brought a
libel suit for te5, 900 against newspaper in
West Virginia.
is il not probable that the Sultan of
Turkey, abdul Assis, is descended from
some Abdul AZ Was!
Murat Hals,ead, of the Cincinnati Com
Nsereia!, is credited with an ambition to buy
the New York World.
WIN. Everett, son of Hon. Edward
Everett. formerly lawyer and author, hus
been admitted to the ministry.
The railroad train that is run into by
another is tclescope,l; the man who is run
into by Texas ox 10 steer. .eoscoped.
The Michigan Constitutional Convention
adjourned for three days on account of the
panic, to give members time to look after
their affairs.
Harper Brothers and Tom Mast have
closed an engagement very favorable to the
latter, and he has resumed his csricatur,pg
for their publications.
-"Thc Smashed" is the name of proposed
club in London. the members consist only
OF those -ho have been manned on railway
or run over on the rtreets.
AT New Caledonia, where Henri Roche
fort is confined, tho prisoners arc dying by
hundreds of scurvy. Rochefort, always .
delicate man, cannot bc expected 10 escape.
An Iowa editor vrete: ''During the
past week We have been visiting the Solons
ot the country" but the composi,or made
him say that he had been visiting the saloons
An Eastern paper wants to know Why
the Tichtorne claimant is like mermaid,
and replies that it 10 because he has moth.
ing to stand upon. and has . very fisl,y
TAIL"
Scene in Western Court Judge
q Have you anything to offer the court
before sentence is passed on you p Prisoner
mo, Judge; l had go. bu. my lawyer
took that
William Cullen Bryant, now nearly 90
years old and enjoying healthy old age, is
said to be contemplating voyage around
the world. and will starr on the journey the
present fall or next spring.
The death Of the great painter Landseer
recalls the anecdOte relating to Sydney
Smith. who, being asked to sit for his
portrait to the delineator of the canine rnce
replied: us thy servant . dog tina. he
should do this thing!"
"A spread-eagle orator of New York
State wanted the wings Of the bird to fly TO
every town and county, To every village and
hamlet in the broad land, but he wilted
when naughty boy in the crowd sang out.
You'd be shot for goose before you had
flew mile"
FIRED, " said young man. walking up
State street. in Chicago, the other day, after
listening TO his wonderful story, do YOU
know why you are like harp struck by
lighting!" No." says Fred. "Igive it up."
because harp struck BY lightning is a
Nasssd lvre."
"A Maine clergyman recently mailed .
postal card with dollar bill sewed to it.
On tho card he wrote: Tiled to this card
10 one dollar, end If any one steals it. it will
be after II has left the honest old town of
Ki,tery." 1t reached ito destination, not
withs,snding his own violation of the Post
Office regulations.
"A very superior quality Of champagne,
it 10 said 10 now fabricated with petroleum
a. the chief ingredient. 1t is rapidly taking
rank - native wine, and the oil region Of
Pennsylvsnia bids fair 10 become the
champagne district" Of America at Nm early
day.
Leather made from the skin of the
white whale Is now . regular article of
manufacture at somc of the villages in CAM
ada It Il both 6nc and durable. and shoe
thongs made ot it are ssid never to break.
"A Frenchman 10 an animated bottle of
champa&a.; German il meerschsum with
ss<is saserland engraved upon II; IN lrishman
10 shillelah that wears the green; On Amer.
icsn is jsck.knifc covered with interroga'
ton points; Chinao,sn 10 a pig tail that
loves his native country aud-lats; an Eng.
lishman Is roast heef with the Duke Of
Wellington at dinner.
Oxg or the LosT Arts The new dis.
coverics In Egypt will add plausibility 10
Wendell Philips lecture on The Los,
Arts. 1t now appears that the smelling Of
iron Was carried on in Egypt from the
very earliest period. Mr.. Charles Vincent,
in IN Enslish scientihc journal, sets forth
some new facts in rsfessnce to this subject
'ln the sepulchreo Of Thebes may be found