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thursday Morning, SePtem'r rs, 1873
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Keep the Skin clean.


The advantages attendant upon
the thoroughly currying AMI wash
ing the hair and hide are, addi-
tional beauty, a better digestion,
hence greater ease of fattening
and on less amount Of food, and,
directly and indirectly, an inhu-
ence for good upon the whole AMI
NAL health, amouug which may
be mentioned less liability to di.
arrhoea. Every stable, whether
for COW or horse, should have its
curry-comb and brush; to these
some add the card; and there
should be tub for water or weak
soapsuds, and a sponge. These
should be used at least once in two
days in warm weather, and any
farmer who has never tried it will
be astonished at the marked inn
provement in his cattle if he will
only adopt this plan as an expert
ment, even for a few days.
The COW thus treated will yield
more and better milk; the OK or
work horse after his skin is clean
ed sleeps well and is rested; the
next morning he goes fourth to
his work with an elastic step, and
a consciousness in every move
ment of health and strength. -
The time and care taken in clean
ing their skins is more than re-
turned in a better product of in
creased labor. The skin is the
outlet OF foul matter which nature
throws off from our bodies; it is
itself constantly wearing away,
and the dead particles required to
be rubbed off rather than allowed
to accumulate among the ami
mails hair, causing that covering
to become unhealthy. Some
farmers complain that their cattle
are constantly rubbing down their
posts and fences. A little curry
ing would stop all such trouble -
", Y. Times.
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Onn.EEIIOWS


Fayetteville Encampment No. 81, Fay
ettevilIe, q. W. Morgan, c. P; Fritz Warren,
Scribe-meets 1st and 3rd Wednesday
nights in each month.
Calhoun Lodge No. 26, L. P. Bright, N. g.;
o. p. Bruce, REQ Sec.-meets every Friday
night.
Unity No. 81, Petersburg, A. NJ Hall, n
G; c. c. Mckinney, Sec-meets every 9TH
er Thursday night.
Oak Hill No. 139, Norris Creek, JEFF. NJ
Stone, n. e.; W. H. Ingle, Rec. Sec.-meets
every other Saturday night.
Mulberry 148, E. 5 Terry, N. g.; w. w
James, Sec-meets every other Thursday
night.
Surprise No 153, Flyntville, W.T.. Kenne-
DIV, N. G.; w. II. Warren, Secretary-meets
every Thursday night
Evening Star No. 16l, Pleasant Plains, r
NJ Woodland, n. g.; j. r. Alternately, Sec
meets LIST and 3rd Tuesday nights.
Kelso -, d. L. Harris, n. g.; 7. A. Tay-
lor, Sec.-meets every Saturday night
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Secret Orders
MASONIC.

Fayetteville Council No. %, R. and SIN, G.
B. Boyles, T. l. 6. NJ; Geo. w. Higgins, Re-
corder-meets 3rd Monday night in each
month.
Union Chapter No. is, Roy al Arch Masons,
Fayetteville-J. S. Vaughn, H. P; j. c.
Bright Sec-meets End Monday night in
each month.
Jackson Lodge No. 68, F. and A. NJ,
Fayetteville, Thos j. Gray, w. NJ; Geo. B.
Boyles, Sec.-meets 1st Monday night in
each month.
Petersburg No. 123, W. R. Runaway, w.
N; w. E. Smith, Sec.-meets LIST Monday
night on or after full moon in each month.
Pleasant Plains No. 305, NJ. D. Hutchin-
son, w. NJ; John J. Rawles, Sec.-meets
Friday night before each full moon.
Mt. Hebron 344, Norris Creek, 8. C. Nc
Collum, w. NJ; z. Taylor, Sec-meets Fri
day night on or after full moon each month.
Sulphur Spring No. 400, Oregon, james Il.
Warren, w. NJ; David L. Harris Sec.-meets
Saturday at 2 O'Clock on or before the full
moon in each month.
Mulberry 404, John NJ. Dickey, W. NJ; w.
H. Robertson, Sec-meets LIST Tuesday night
on or before full moon.
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-09-25

PUDDING AND PIES NOT UN.
HEALTHY.-There is probably a
great deal of truth in the following
extract from DR.. Halls Journal
of Health: "rhe universal error
as to the unheal;hiness of pies,
buildings, and pastries, taking it
for granted that they are well
made and properly cooked, has
arisen from the simple fact that
that after we have made q full
meal of other things the stomach
is oppressed by them, and if the
process is repeated becomes event
ually dyspeptic, that is, has not
the power to work up the food,
because it had been worked to
death already. 1t would be quite
rs philosophical if man has be-
come very tired by blowing all
day, and afterward, by chopping
wood, has worked himself out,
10 conclude that it was very un-
healthy to chop"
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CHANCERY
SALE OF LAND,

IN obedience to decree of sale pro-
Il nOunnced at the Special July term, 1873,
of the Chancery Court at Fayetteville, Tenn,
in the case of Thomas w. Buchanan Us S.
Il. HINES and others, will attend on the
premises, on
Wednesday, October LIST, 1873,
and offer for sale to the highest bidder Lot
No. 2 of tract of land known as the S. H.
HINES land. lying in Lincoln county, Civil
District No. II, on Cane Greek, and bound
ed as follows
Beginning at rock a southwest corner
OF the land of R. d. McMillen, and also a
corner of said S. H. HINES tract, running
thence North 10 deg. East with McMillen's
line 9825 poles to arock in the south boun-
Diary line of the land of J. H. Talley, thence
North 081a deg. west crossing Cane Greek
at ll6 poles in all 135 poles to a rock, thence
south IS deg. west IS poles to a stake in the
center of the Fishing Ford road, thence
South 81 deg. East % poles to stake in
said road and IN the centre of branch,
thence up said branch with its meanderings
"a poles to stake and pointers in the east
boundary line of Harriet Pickle, formerly
Harriet Scott, thence South 215 deg. west
with her line and the east boundary line of
E. M. Scott So poles to rock, the north
west corner of Lot No. l, thence East with
the North boundary line of said Lot No. /.
2l2K poles the beginning containing 1891
acres.
Said land will be sold to pay balance
of unpaid purchase money, and also judg-
ment, interest and cost in favor of Thomas
w. Buchanan as S. H. Hines and others
said land being sold without the equity Of
TERMs.-Said land will be sold on cred
it of 6, II, IL and "a months with interest
from date. Notes with two or more good
and solvent securities required of the purch-
aser, and lien retained on the land for the
payment of the purchase money.
D. W. CLARK.
c. and II. and Special Commissioner.
Aug. %, 1873
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Fayetteville and Huntsville MAIL

THERE is a good HACK on this line,
Il with good gentle horses and careful
driver.
Leaves Fayetteville on Monday and
Thursday Of each week, at A. NJ, arrive at
Huntsville P. N. Leave Huntsville on
Tuesday and Friday att A. NJ arrive at Fay
etteyille at 5 p. N.
Thankful for past favors, the proprietor
hopes by strict attention to business, to
merit a continuance of liberal patronage.
aug24-tf IA. CORN Proprietor.
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SHERIFF SALE.
No Q 100

No. 2, 1872.
DY virtue of one writ of alias feri ia
Id cias to me directed from the honora-
BILE Chancery Court of Lincoln county, Ten
nessee, at its April term, 1873, in favor of
D. w. Clark, Clerk and Master, for costs in
the case of j. L. Brazwell and others a.
gainst w. E. Carter and others, l will ex-
pose to public sale to the highest bidder,
for cash, at the door of the Registers of
fice,, in the town of Fayetteville, Ten
nessee, on
Saturday, October 18th, 1873,
all the right, title, claim and interest that
j. r. Brazwell and wife Mary a., J. j. Con-
away and wife Matte A., d. L. Harris and
wife S. j., and B. W. Blanton and wife
Fannie E., have in and to the following de-
scribed TRACT OF LAND lying in Lin
coin county, Tennessee, Civil District No.
%, and bounded as follows-On the North
by the lands of William Pryor and the
Pryor heirs, on the West by the lands of
William H. MOores, on the South by the
lands Of John Bryant, William Benson and
Wyatt Jean, and on the East by the lands
of David Jean and J. and d. L. Harris,
containing 800 acres more or less. Lev
led on as the property Of J. r. Brazwell
and wife, j. j. Conaway and wife, d. L.
Harris and wife and B. w. BlantOn and
wife, to satisfy one judgment against them
and in favor of D. W. Clark, Clerk and
Master, for the use, &C., for $43.49, besides
interest and costs.
W. A. WILLARD,
sept4-S9.60 Sheriff.
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WINTER ARRANGEMENT

/
WINTER ARRANGEMENT
ST. LOUIS, MEMPHIS,
Nashville& Chattanooga
CENTRAL SHORT LINE.
ErRAINS run to and from Church Street
Il Depot as follows:
LEAVE. Chattanooga Trains. ARRIVE.
8:OOA.M. Sunday excepted, 2:l5 P. N
9:O0P.M. Daily. $40 A. N
LEAVE. Memphis Trains. ARRIVE.
3:45 Am. Daily. $50 A. NJ
2:30 P. M. Sunday excepted, 5:l5 P. NJ
Time to Memphis, liz hours.
LEAVE. st. Louis Trains. ARRIVE
3:45 A. NJ. Daily. $50 A. N
Time to st. Louis 1917 hours.
LEAVES. ShelbyVilIe Train. ARRIVES
400 Pm $3.50 A. NJ
This Route IS 20 miles shorter to
Memphis than UiG Decatur.
More than 100 miles shorter to st.
Louis than CiG Louisville.
Time to ST. Louis 1872 hours,
~ hours quicker than
bg ana other Route.
The 3:45 A. NJ. Train to Memphis arrives
there same uaY, Twelve hours III auNdIlCe Oh
rival lines. Connects at Humboldt for Mo-
bile, New Orleans, Galveston and interme-
date points, and connects at Union City for
ST. Louis and all points West and North
west. The 500 A. M. and 800 P. M. Trains
connect at Chattanooga for Rome, Atlanta,
and all principal Southern cities.
Passengers for Washington City,
Baltimore, Philadelphia, New
York and Boston, as well as all points
in East Tennessee and Virginia, make d.
rect connections through by both Chatta-
nooga trains out of Nashville.
This is the Shortest Route East
and the only direct route to the South and
Southeast.
Passengers for McMinnville and Man
chester. Winchester and Alabama or thu
Jasper Branch Railroads, will take the80O
A. N. Train.
Sleeping Cars accompany the 2:S0 P.
NJ. Train to Memphis and 800 P. n. Train to
Chattanooga.
For THROUGH TICKETS and further
apply at City Transfer Office,
House, and at Chattanooga Depot,
Church street, JN0. w. THOMAS,
w. L. DASLEY, Gsn'I Sup't.
ssn1 P. and T. Agvzt. nevis n
Fayetteville observer. [volume] (Fayetteville, Tenn.) 1850-1966, 1873-09-25

To remove stains of acid from
black wooden garments take a
sponge. or a piece of a rag, and
din it in strong hartshorn, so as to
thoroughly wet the stain. If the
color is not restored, repeat the
onerstion in twenty-four hours
Should that fail, soak the rag in
black ink, and wet the stain twice
ON successive days; that never
fails.
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LtncOIn County Directory
ILLARD, Sheriff.

W. A. MILLARD, Sheriff.
RICHARD ROUTT,
G. G.. JAMES,
w. P. HIcKERsoN, Judge Of Circuit Court
RANE MCKINNEY, Clerk do do
JAMES II. HOLMAN, Attorney General.
A. S. MARKS, Chancellor.
DAVIS w. CLARK, Clerk and Master.
NJ. W. WooDARp, Judge Of County Court
JOHN Y. GILL, Clerk do do
J. j. CUMMINGS, Trustee.
?. d. BoYCE, Register.
n. 0. WALLACE, Ranger.
Jos. S. HOBBS, Taxi Collector.
L. C.. MCLAUGHLIN, Coroner,
HENRY HENDERSON, Surveyors Entry axe,
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AGENTS WANTED.

In every county of each State, for a new Nation
al Book 1.-THE LIVES AND PORTRAITS OFTHE
PRESIDENTS with fac sinile copy of the Della
ration of Independence, the Constitution of the
United states and Washington's Farewell Addrss
with 10 fine steel patcs. For Circulars and Terems
address JohnsOnWIlsO & Co. II Beekman st. N 7 :.
July ai-1m
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EAGISTRATRC

MAGISTRATES.
1st dis. L. Cole, Z. H. Steadman.
Srd do -Thos. S. Corder, L. 7. Nyrick.
4th do w. ID. Moorhead.
9th do -W.W.McWhirter, A.J.Whitaker
9th do WIN. Buntley, w. F. Cole.
7th do r g. Buchanan, R. n. Beavers
Sth do F p Fulton, G. b. Mckenzie, w
o. Price.
9th do Il. l.. Clark, w. A. Wood.
10th do Rufus Harris, L. c. Butler, j. d
Dyer.
Ilth do A. c. Martin.
18th do John Carey, Jas. /. Alexander.
18th DO james K.Moores, d. M.HallOway
18th do-J. NJ. McAfee, 7. w. Clark.
18th do r. r. Davis, B. B. Bradford.
10Th do j. w. Corpier, 4. a. Williams.
18th dO-Jas. II. Smith, Samuel Bond.
18th do Vim. r. Martin, r. N. Woodland
18th do Hugh Parkinson, A. S. Randolph
Isaiah Hancock.
Goth do j. w. Rawls.
2lst do N. J. Wells, Jas. Henderson.
22nd do Smith L. Walker, A. s. Moore.
23rd dO-D. l.. Harris, w. Z. Carter.
9th do j. A. Hall, Charles Kelley.
25th do j T. Barker, j. B. Riley.
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INSOLVENCY.

INSOLVENCY.
DURSUANT to an order of the Clerk of
IL the County Court of Lincoln county,
Tenn, upon the suggestion of the admins
traitor of the estate of
H. E. Wells, deceased,
of the insolvency of said decedents estate;
notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims against said estate to present them to
the Clerk of said Court, authenticated, on or
before the LIST of December, 1873,
for pro rata distribution or they will be
forever barred.
may29 W. H. MOORES, adm.
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VALUABLE TABLES.
Gtrays Taken UP.

1st Kindof Aninsal s9ivet--2nd. Color
3D. DeScTiption-4 th. Age-5th. Posters
sraaae-6th r isae and Place Of ayrest-
It'll. Valuation.
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BAN IN G..
First National Bank,
FAYETTEVILLE, Tenn.

DIRECTORS
GEO. W. JONES, VIM. BONNER, JB
JAS. G. WOODS, CHAS. S. WILSON
JNO. C. GOODRICH, PHIL. T.MURRAY,
JAS. d. TILLMAN.
DRANSACTS a general banking bust
Il ness. Collections made and promptly
RENTED for at liberal rates. CorrespOn-
dence invited and information cheerfully
furnished to patrons.
R. S. WOODARD, Cashier,
j. R. FEENBY, Asst-Cashier.
G. w. JONES, President.
WIZ. BONNER, JR., Vice-President.
The following extract from the law is sOr
the security of depositors and others:--"The
shareholders Of each association formed I'M
der the provisions of this act, and Of each ex-
listing bank or banking association that may
accept the provisions of this act, shall be
held individually responsible, equally and
ratably, and not one for another, for all con-
tracts, debts, and engagements Of such as
ISOLATION to the extent Of the amount Of
their stock therein at the par value thereof,
in addition that amount invested in such
share."-Act Of Cong. June 8, 1864.
aug7-1y
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INSOLVENT NOTICE.

lNSOLVENT NOTICE.
DURSUANT to an order of the Clerk of
Il the County Court of Lincoln county
Tenn, upon the suggestion of the admins
traitor Of the estate of
Samuel Watson, dec,
of the insolvency of said deeedent's estate
notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims against said estate to present them to
the Clerk of said County, authenticated, on
or before the LIST day of January,
1874 fo- pro rata distribution, or they
will be forever barred.
augl4 II. P. ROWELL, Adn.
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TAxE1S

TWILL attend at the following times and
Il places, for the purpose of collecting the
STATE and COUNTY TAXES for the
year 1873:
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18
usror A REcrirr In the city Of Hal

Use OF RECEIPT In the city OF lial'
! flax there dwelt lawyer, crafty, subtle
and cute as fox. An Indian OF the
Miami tribe, named Simon, owed him
some money The lawyer had waited
long Tor his tin. His patience at last
gave out and he threatened the Indian
with law suits, processes and execution.
The poor man got scared and brought
the amount of money to his ere litor
rhe Indian waited, expecting the lawyer
would write a receipt
Receipt said the Indian.
a receipt, said the lawyer; "what
10 YOU know about q receipt can you
understand the nature of receipt tell
me the use of one and will give it to
you
The Indian looked at him n moment
and then said
"S'pose maybe me die, me GO to heb
en-, me find the gate locked; me see the
'postle Peter; he say Simon, what you
want? me say. want to get in; you pay
Mr.. J. dat money! what me do hab
no receipt! hab to hunt all ober hell to
find you!'
He got receipt.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18
Budget Of SciSSOringS.

WOULDN'T FIGHr Us THAT WAY. -
4 sd story is told Of Judge Rec lately
Ab,ut the commencement OF the war ht
male speech in North Alabama in
which he said that the Southern soldiers
could whip the Yankees with pop guns.
Silce the var he chsnced to make anoth-
er speech at the same place. a big
double jointed fellow was present who
heard aud reDem bered his former speech,
ani being in no amiable frame of mins,
conclnued to 90 fer Sam. Rolling mp
his sleeves and popping his fist in the
palm of his hand he propeundcd the
fearful question:
"Sam Rice, didn't you make speech
here in 1861 ~ ef .ua.
81 did, said Sam.
"Aad didn't YOU say that we could
whip the Yankees with pop guns =
',Certainty did, but the id ras-
eals wouldn't fight US that way y
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18
srA pious old lady Law for a Il

I-A pious old lady lay for a long
time i'll with a complication of desperate
diseases, and PRAYERS on her behalf were
requested in the Wednesday evening
PRAYER meeting Of her church 1t was
an and again stated that she was very
low. and toward the last that she WAS on
ly kept alive by eating the tenderest
squads, delicatolv broled. She required
about three a dav, and all the Young pig.
cons in the nei2hborhond seemed likely
to he immosted on the altar of her pre-
carious existence. One evening after the
usual solemn request had been made. fol-
lowed hy the usual statement in regard
to the poor lahv's diet plain spoken
deacon arose and said: " Brethren we
have long hoen importuning the Lord 10
restore our good sister to health, hut it
don't seem to he His will. so move that
we intsrmt these prayers and give the
squads a show.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18
rsy- A man who will dis,nherit hi

f1y- A man who will disnherit his
wife because she marries again bears her
tow ard the women of his harem, and not
the lore which free. true man bears to-
ward u free, true woman il he 6nds
happiness in married life, what cruel
brute that no should deliberately provide
that when he dies, and his widow. recall.
Ing the happy ,lays Of her married life,
should consent to marry again, she shall
I've deprived Of the fortun, which he
leaves her! Sneh men were married in
body, bat never in soul I....+
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

FN-" Do YOU knew why tho early
bird does not have TO look out for his
worm any more = asked gentleman of
a chestnut seller on a street corner. mo,
sir; why doesn't hep Z" Because he
has on IS to send around and huy u few
ofvour chesmuts in order to wake sure
Of him. -
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18
sE.Now vounc nconlc ,aid

fF" Now. young people, " said n
professor of natural history TO his class,
"now thea a. to Lens. A hen has the
capacity of laying just six hundred eggs
aud no more, and she finishes the jpb in
jnst about i've years. Now, what is t"
be done with her af.er tha = "Cut of
her head, and sell her for a spring chick,
on : exclaimed Oh urcdin wAose father
dealt in poultry.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

~ lt's poor work always sittin' the
dead above the livin' We ahull all OF
NJ ,bs dead some time. ! reckon-it ud be
better n folks ud make much on Us hc
forehand. instid o bcginnin' when we're
gone. It's but little good you'll do q.
Watering the last years crop G~rge
Elliot. t.. f.tt..r,
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

ET a boy in Danbury who was told
he should always try to cheer the aged,
tried "thres times three aud tiger > on
his grandmother. Christmas morning and
the old lady was so startled that shc spill.
cd a boxful Of snuff on him He looks
upon the beauties OF nature with his left
eyenOw
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

NurMEGs FROM TnR DANBURY (CoNs J
Ngws. --Any person who sends us two
dollars and nice eight dollar chrome.
will receive this paper for ayear, and no
questions asked.
The wife OF a rcofer being asked il she
was not afraid To have her husband ex
posed to such danger, ,ru,tfully replied,
"Oh, he's insured"
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

ES- A lady who was urging some
freuds 10 say to dinner felt disGusted
when her eight year old boy came in and
said: Mrs. Jones SAYS she can't spare
no bread, and Mrs Fox ain'i 10 home, 80
| didn't get any butter. " The friends
thought they had better dine elsewhere,
and tn. lady thought so Too, but she
taught that boy that the way OF the trans,
gressor was hard b9fors evening.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

fv a ten year old boy. boasting to /.
sohoelma,e of his fathers accomplish
nents, pu; it thus; My father can do
almost anything He's notary public,
and he's 'po,heeary, and can pull teeth,
aud he's horse doctor, aud be can mend
Wagons and things, aud can play ,he fd
die, and he's jsekass at all trades.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

IF A: a public sale of books in Lon
don. "Drew's Essay on Souls" was
knocked down TO shoemaker, who, To
the great amusement OF the assembly,
asked the auctioreer "lf he had any more
books on shocmaking to sell "
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

~ An Old gentleman OF "a having
tAksa to the altar o young damsel Of l6.
the clergyman said to him. You will
dnd tho font at the opposite end Of the
church :" :" What do want with the
folt?' asked the old gentleman. IL bee
your pardon, . said the clerical wit, q |
thought you had Brought ;he childto be
chrStencd. 2"
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

Ey A certain little dsmsel having
been aggravated beyond endurance b,
her brother pumped down upon her
knocs and cried. 40 Lord, bless my
brother Tom. He lies, he steals, he
swoars, all boy, do; us girls don't
Amea.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

EI The Detroit Tribune says: "A
common spitaph in Arkansas cemeteries
10, we will meet in heaven. husband
dear This may explain why the, men
of Arkansas are generally conducting
themselves 50 as to 60 10 the other
place.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

&T In consequence az some facts con
neetcd with the conviction of Foster, just
presented, tho Governor has directed the
sheriff Of the city and county of New
York, to suspend tho execution of the
sentsnce until Friday. the 2lst inst.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

EJ- II has been suggested ;hat hand
some youag girls be employed to take
up the collections at the churches. II
there is ANYTHING that will dcplive man
of mis- senses it is pretty girl.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

XIV Where was the irc?' asked a
lad, Of her beau, who rushed out of the
opera.house the other night the moment
.le curtain fell on the first act " 1t nas
false ALARM said be, chewing cloves
Vigorously.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

kT The reason an urchin gave for
bong late at school on Monday, was that
the boy in the ncxi house was going to
have dressing down with bed cord
an he iitcd to hear him howl.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

E1- widows Who feel that theie is a
possibility OF q balm for their grief wear
jswslry ofjet and cut steel.
The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

r+ Why do honest ducks dip their
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The Van Buren press., 1873-03-18

& to GDQ Per Day AGENTS Wanted All
tD') W. - ~ classes of working people of either
sex, young or Did, make more money Mt work Cor us
in their spare moments or all the time. than at any
thing else. Particulars free. Address G. Stinson
Co., Portland, Maine. jan2l ,I3-yl.