Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1873-01-23
Brsyitisl!ss and. Lsy'ittilyess;., ittilyss s;,.

@- The art of saying appropriate
words in kindly lwas H. one hatheaer
goes out of fashion, never ceases 'tb
please, and is in reach of the ehumblest.
- nr At a fair in New York there is
offered for sale an /" Antidote for Rove, !"
the contents of one vial Of which are
satG GpIba seurYfaD the hes aggFavated
case. The contents" is "neat little
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,s GD- Hope ferred''dossn't seem to
have had its traditional effect upon a
woburn. YFomaHh,' who has yistteFh' the
post office twice day for over twelve
years, to inquire,fbr letter which has
notyet eoine."'iIr'.E imd f1insi'I ~! i|n3
,.1T iS,Sii TIrVV.iriIv r'.H u iron .I..!e 7
,-~ AiYankton GDacotah) sheriff at,
tached show, in that far away country,
the other day, and while taeking ZIP a
"sale notice, on the elephants hlsa hind !!
quarters, which the official mistook for
small barn, the animal swung his tail
around. l!And' now, &her that county
wants the SER, services Of a sheriff, theyiwil1
have to elect one.,ri .,..r uolioD bns on
@- A Dorchester woman has been
three times married; Her first hpsbasnnd1 st sn1
was Rebb, the second Robbins, and the
third Robinson. The same door-plate
has served for all three, and the tnessioh
now Il what s3tePaeY9a q pane aS2 can Ps pro-
a,fea mfill ant ttha Ehahi Ing spade on 1t.
@- One of witchita's, Kansas, best
hote,s employs fady runnsr to tire
railread depot. sysincs herEemployment
it! has been, found Necessary 70 make
fourteen additions to the house and run
it up FIVE stories in height. The other
hotels in the town are closing; ;np. -S-
~ A New York papsr.comssaihs
that free. loye and. the divorce, q courts have b
terrible unsae+mined4h i:stHattqH of
EasanIrAgs land that aowy elkst step
toward emancipation has been taken by
man who has Invented (sMrt1 1bnttpht!44
that can be put on with screw-driver.
With this device, the lastpee sHt Hor z
wife has gone.
e% An Indiana man ds naming A3s
children tafter the New England States.
He now has Maine, New Hampshire,
Vermont, MassachusettsYa Yand Rhode Is1
land, with a fatteripg. prospect of Con-
necticqad di UO0S 10 nc
@-If you court young woman, and
you are Won and she is won, you. will
both be one.n ~7- = exrr C-v,r-
esAsLet1 us avoid That handsome wo-
man coming up the streefH said Easphy-
sician to his friend she always looks
SO cross at me that do not like to look
at her ;. "Is-there- any reason for it,
kdoctdrf"R esYrs, Eattmded heEhusband
once when he was very low with afeyer.".
"Ah, I see. 1t was one OF your bad cases,
and you lost him. son the contrary, !
saved him, and that is-what she has new
er forgiven ME for-shewouldhave made
such magnificent widow and she Spowis BOW =
it,''
@- A, window full of pot, plants, sud-
denly descended into the street, filling
the back, bosom and hair Of an elderly
party with bulbs, earth, thorns and hair
pins. AS soon as he recovered his speech
he stated that he was pilgrim and a
stranger, but he could lick the man who
touched off that powder. -,
ag- A dancing-master with all eye to
business has introduced. for the season q
quadrille called the Kiss Quadrille," in
which the gentlemen kiss, the ladies az
they f.!swingthe corners" TheSyeung
people of this town are anxiously idqui-
ring whether or not this dance will bc
the style here this winter } II - 4
e. A Kansas man dropped little
note to d neighbor's Wife, inviting her to
meet him under the pale silver moon.
The husband got the note, first, and kept
the appointment. Two doctors havebeen
at work on the Kansas man, in whom
they found rich lead mine.
Ms- A Colorado man, a few days since,
turned out his two horses, tied together
with u rope around the neck of each.
The next day one Of them came home,
dragging the head of the other The last
heard OF the owner, he was wandering
over the prairie, saying he supposed
the id animal was dead somewhere"
That is just like some men. They al
ways Jump to conclusions without wait
ing for evidence.
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