The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-10-18


"My son, beware of the game whore the
80, Jack, takes the Acc,"-Erchange
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4 -. s;t WHY issa Fqoruiting sergoantIlEc the
~ :" wind? Because he blows where he
liseth. .v-.--,-
g. ,,cAsYankos critics speaking Of very
- tall actor said, Hes tall enough to act
in two parts. a@
Mrs. Partington says she gets ur
every morning at the shrill carrion OF.
ases,s the chandelier IJ.l f'
.sy ;yAWheu you hear alnian say The world
saSs owes him asliving, don't leave any hams
ssF laying around loose
zsisa2: An Iowa clergyman who had do.
,hssIsnatieu party lately, has beans enough To
els last thirty seven years.
'saa SA'i a man in Peoria claims to have "a
tpsoSstcne that Washington threw at a wood
go Ftrker on his fathers cherry tree.
'ssss They say the largest Egglislo settle
,,tlcment made in this country is in Fan
cas-. We thought it was the ,Alaba-
81 mn.a7pe4
-. A Red Bank, N. j., farmer boasts
-, that his ,Aons lay eggs that cant be
~ beat y That farmer ought. to be taken
~ ipto custardy.a r.d o.I a' a"es7 50,
s.e- Sape,people's attachments arc con
genislllik that of Damon aud I'ythias,
s'solhsgsIcop copgenital, slikei that ofthc STA
Nose eswinsss yswa baiipi y "''' r
a. aidFbsrhoys newatoWserss copper fasen
.llgedihrcughout5 5aHdplatsd at the knee so
5stas7 to abe aimpregnablo to friction, are
easknown as the "knee pus Hhra."
.aaos Kansas City complains of its corn
kssfhatg~th Kernels shed blood" 1t
20 strikes: u.s. that that's just what Colonols
samight bo expected to do.
saa assWhat,'' said teacher to pupil,
-5sttmakes you feel uncomfortable after you
eahavep done wrong" "Mv papa's big
ssileathcr strap, !" feolingly replied the boy
saa',Eho following is straightforward
-aspitaph Henry Mtt***, born, Dee.
49, 1906, died -. lie was a grsar
Sturkey hunter, and tolerablys good
fiddler. He desired the .aboye to, be
placed on, this slab, Peace to his ashes. y
A sea captain invited to meet the
COMMITTEES q of . society, for the Evango-
Iization of Africa, when asked, "Do the
subjects Of the King of Dahomey keep
Sunday 2" replied, eyes, and everything
else they can lay their hands on''
Tl,o aon. s;ohGoJi ia H. :. i.
sawdust, supposing it to be corn meal,
then went and laid nest full of bureau
knobs. set on them three months, and
hstcbsd tla complete set OF parlor
furniture, was erpretty fair old hen.
sA widow ones said 70 her daughter :
"aKbena youe e'aso at +" my age, it will be
time enough ito dream Of a husband .
"Yes, mamma" replied the thoughtIcss
gil, ".for-a.-secoad one. The mother
tainted. .szbut Sd no $50"
"Cavaicr boots" are about to be in
trodnced fer ladies' They. are turned
ovdBeAwith Heather Just, above the spkle
or,oas SaSFi as may pc respectfully the
polataeshaise, SO as to give faint imitar
tionisoftthe old cavalier boot an edging
of4acefaiis over this o ..t
Fssnv. q 10 iGnj gs0 t"'''
Once careless man wsnt to the
cellar. and stuck the eaudc in what he
thopght was a keg of black sand. He
sat nepF it drinking wine until the
candle burned low. Nearer and nearer
1t got TO The black sand nearer and
neafef, until the blaze reached tie black
sand, apd as it pas sand, nothing hap.
PenOd.
Young lady, to- beau OF whose
company she is sgctting tired-1'I hope
you arc not nervous, because that clock
has q queer effeptcn people. An my
gentlongn apaaaintpncesl start when it
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