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Pleasant for BashfuI Men.

"Pauline" writes to the Philadel-
phia Press that "the number Of
marriages during the past year has
decreased 800 compared with the
list of the year previous" falling
off which she most fifty describes as
evidencing ga sorry state of affairs
She wants the Press to sound the
ocsin, though what the tocsin has
to do with the matter no one can
tell. She has, however, her own
remedy. 'In connection with the
connubial subject" she says, 81
have often thought that popping
the question" or manifesting
choice, should, with public sanction
and approval, be delegated to the
ladies. AS matters now stand,
members Of the sex, slaves to an
odions custom, must patiently await
the time when some possible pasha
shall deign to throw his handker-
chief at her feet and if the pasha
does not come their only resource
is to enter the respectable, but far
from happy, order of old maids.
If my plan is adopted this state Of
affairs will come to an end very
suddenly, for we will force them to
marry us, if necessary, at the bay
onet's point y
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1873-07-15
A Terrible Revenge.

An Iowa editor last week, to
keep up with the style, ran away
with another mans wife. He did
not get off so easily, however, as
he anticipated. The man followed
him and overlook the traunt pair.
The editor got behind the woman,
and prepared to sell his life as
dearly as possible. He was uncer-
tain as to whether the outraged
husband would shoot him or MUIR
der him with carving-knife. He
stood there, like the boy upon the
burning deck, and calmly awaited
the result. The outraged husband
came up within about two feet OF
the editor and said: "Cuss your
impudence l want you to stop my
paper" That was all. The editor
recovered himself and said he
would have the matter attended to
at once. During all the trying
scene the woman stuck to the editor
like puppy to root. Some peo-
pie get mad and stop their paper
for almost nothing.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1873-07-15
received the wedding cards Of Bern
ard Vavasour and Rose Grayle.
Pocket Edition Of Hell Fire.

A young parson Of the Univer-
salist faith, many years since, when
the Simon-pure Universalism was
preached, started westward to at
tend convention of his brethren
in faith. He took the precaution
to carry q vial of cayenne in his
pocket sprinkle his food with, as q
preventive of fever and ague. The
convention met, and at dinner o
tall Hoosier observed the parson
as he seasoned his meat, and adj
dressed him thus:
stranger, I'll thank you for
little of that ERE red salt, for I'm
kind O curious to try it."
Certainly" returned the par
son, "but you will find it rather
powerful; be careful how you use
it."
The Hoosier took the profIered
vial, and feeling himself proof
against any quantity of raw whis-
key, thought that he could stand
the "red salt with impunity, and
accordingly sprinkled junk of
beef rather bountifully with it, and
forwith introduced it into his ca
pacious mouth. 1t soon began to
take hold. He shut his eyes, and
his features began to writhe, de-
noting a very inharmonious condi-
ton physically. Finally he could
stand it no longer. He opened his
mouth and screamed "Fire 7"
"Tallo q drink of cold water
from the Jug" said the parson.
"Will that pnt it out y asked
the martyr, suiting the action of
the word.
In short time the unfortunate
man began to recover and turning
to the Parson, his eyes yet swim
ming with water exclaimed:
stranger, you call yourself
Versalist, l believe Z"
81 do mildly answered the Par
son.
"Well / want to know if yor
think it consistent with your be
lief to go about with hell-fre il
your breeches pockets |"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1873-07-15
HumOrs of Prohibition.

A lady but lately settled in Con-
cord, N. H., relates the Patriot of
that city, went into drug store and
innocently asked for a pint of al
cohol to be used in a spirit lamp.
"Have you prescription p in
quired the clerk, politely.
"a what" :" asked the lady, in sur
prise.
"A prescription from q physici-
an !" explained the clerk. ave are
not allowed to sell alcohol unless it
is ordered by physician"
"Not even alcohol :" said the as
tonished customer. "Well, that is
strange. l was not aware that any
one ever drank pure alcohol as a
beverage"
"Very true. I think myself that
such a regulation is ridiculous but
we must obey it. / am sorry if You
are Inconvenience bat cannot sell
you any alcohol unless you bring a
prescription"
The lady left the drug store, and
when last seen, in the middle of the
afternoon, was circulating around
looking for n physician who would
be willing to certify that her spirit
lamp was seriously ill---with some
disease or other peculiar to lamps ut
this season of the year-and that
its case was one Of requiring treat
mcnt with stimulants.
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In Search Of His Wife.

A few days ago man who SEEM
ed to be laboring under considers
BILE excitement appeared at the Of
fec of the Crawford House, Cincin-
natl, and inquired of the clerk in
attendance:
'Is my wife here ?"
The clerk told him there were
several ladies stopping at the hotel.
"What was his wife's namel'
"No matter about the name," said
the man "she's so contrary she
would register some other name,
like as any way"
The clerk suggested that he
might describe her.
"Well, p'r'aps l might. She is
rather short; has red hair, and is
little freckled. Her nose turns up,
too"
He was informed that no lady of
that description was stopping at the
house.
"Well, look a-here, Mr.. Clerk" /"
said the wife-pursuer, after ponder
ing on the subject, "that ere wom-
an is cunning as fox. She has
died her hair, like as anyway, and
got something to take the freckles
off, but I'd know that nose--she
couldn't get the turn out of that,
shure."
He peeped into the dining-room
o few moments, and walked of NUT
tering to himself: "She's just tho
contrariest woman. Dye her hair
| in n minute to fool me-"
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A LOafcr's Dinner.

Not long ago woman at Cape
Girardeau, Mo-, walked into an up
per chamber, where her husband
was playing cards with sleet par
ty, and didn't exactly commend
the ingredients of poisoned chal-
ice to his lips" but she set q COW
cred dish before him, saying she
supposed he was too busy to come
home to dinner. And then the
grateful husband thought he smelt
roast beef ETC., and invited his
friends to partake freely. Then he
removed the cover, and 10! the
dish contained slip of paper only,
on which was written: ~ hope
you will enjoy your dinner; it is
the same your family has at home.
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A RicI, Story.

The following story, says an ex-
change, is too good to be lost. An
old lady walked into a lawyers
Office lately, when the following
conversation took place:
Lady-Squire, l called to sec il
you would like TO take this boy and
mako a lawyer of him.
Lawyer-The boy appears to be
rather young, madam; how old is
he!
Lady-Seven years, sir.
Lawyer-IIe is too young, decid-
edly too young; have you no older
boys.
Lady-Oh yes, | have several,
but We have concluded to make
farmers of the others, told the
old man | thought this little fellow
would mako first rate lawyer, So
l called to see if you would take
him.
Lawyer-No, madam be Is too
young yet to commence the study
of the profession, But why do
you think this boy better calculat-
cd for a lawyer than your other
sons!
Lady-Why, you see, sir, ho is
just seven years old to-day. When
he was only five he'd lie like all
natur' when no got to DO six he
was saucy and impudent as any
critter could be, and now he'll steal
everything he can get his hands
on.
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10 prevent bleeding at the nose
keep out Of other peoples buai,
ness,
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ALPENA, MICHIGAN, TJIESDA Y JULY Is, 1878.


Oh, darn IL all l-afeared of her,
And such mite of gal
Why, two Of her size rolled into ono
Won't ditto sister Sal.
Her voice is sweet as the whipporwilps.
And the sunshine in her hair;
But I'd rather face redskins knife,
Or the grip Of a grizzly bear.
Yet Sal says, why, she's such dear,
She's Just the one for you.'
Oh, darn IL all !-afearcd Of gal,
And me just six feet two!
Though she amt any size, while I'm
Considerable tall,
I'm nowhere when she speaks TO me,
She makes me feel so small,
Ny face grows red my tongue gets hitched,
The cussed thing won't go;
It rifles me, cause il makes her think
I'm most ternation slow.
And though folks say she's sweet on me,
guess IL can't be true.
Oh, darn IL all l--afearcd OF gal,
And me Just six feet twol
My sakes Just 'spose if what the folks
Is saying should be so
Go, cousin Jane, and speak TO her;
Find out and let Inc know;
Tell her the gals should court the men,
For isn't this leap year!
That's why I'm kind of bashful like,
Awaiting for her here.
And should she hear I'm scared of her,
You'll swear it can't he true.
Oh, darn il all .--afeared OF gal,
And me just six feet two
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Business Cards, one year, one dollar for evsry
line.
Local Notices, ten cents per line eaoh insertion.
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Advertisements unaccompanied by written
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No paper discontinued until all arrearages ars
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When a woman gets a letter she
carries IL in her hand, but a couple
Of pounds Of sausage she manages
TO squeeze into her pocket,
Wilmington daily commercial. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1866-1877, 1873-02-14
DISCOVERED.

The adventures Of most adventurous life. A
large octave volume, splendidly illustrated. Con-
tans incidents Of the wonderful career Of the great
traveller, the country, animals natives, hunting,
&c. Tine best dlgested Cyclopedia Of African know
ledge and Llvingstone's Explorations ever published
Full account OF how Stanley found Livingstone.
The only book endorsed by the press. Send 81 for
ouLnt. or write v FLINT n Co., Philadelphia, Pa,
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WTILMINGToN a WEST III zHsRszI,
wv KRN r. r. AS

on and after MONDAY, November 18th, 1879,
Trains leaving wilmington at 1910 A. NJ, and
bs5 r. M come ct with trains leaving Philadelphia
ts 80 A. M ami p. M.
The 1910 A. M train also connects with the Della
ware X. r., and p. W. r. r. X trains arriving In
Wilmington at 10 10 and 1O.26 A. N.
Trains leaving Landenberg at Gas A. M and 400
p M connect with trains for Philadelphia leaving
Wilmington at $40 A. M. and $50 r. M, the Pha-
delphIa and Washington Express, leaving Whining
tor al s H. P. M, and the Delaware train South,
LEAVING Wilmington at as P. N.
Omnibus transfer between W. W., and T: W.
d. Depets and cars Of wilmington City X X, a.
cents for each passenger and cents for each piece
Of baggage. .-.,.. ,...,,.,
a, me sfations half An hour before the departure
OF the train, otherwise II may be delayed twenty
four hours, ~ " OOHWhiIt cups
Ootoe-u
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'Hih5LAdDHELPHIA SURGEONS BAN ..u<zsa..
q North N,r ttSSsTlTUTR-Notice No. o.
Eastc pyss,tolyely cures Ruptures. Large stock Of
bfaOes SSNU.klingas Belta, . Supporters, Shoulder
rulsea. AZ ScruHnes, suspensortSa Large variety
luIlGSsI.lTS n ss' LAdJ attendant.
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SaII 2aaa Etuts.
D F 9SRSssa4St ss1aAitaoAD Maa
Tnof rnILlnDhLPHIAs

EN n N!lSEElTStl EslzAiEaoAn ~ u
NJ nor rnIIAADhLPHlAs
oH AND AFTER SUNDAY, DEC q, 1879,
r,.,us leave Depot ThIrty-second and EarksI
ir S.ns arrive at Depot ThlIty-nrst and MARIE
sireeiA MAIN LINE WESTWARD. q.
.ou accommodation daily, except sunday, a20 A
W : 30 A. N. and lilo A. NJ, LILO p. M $50 r
,isu.ra EXPRESS daily, except Sunday. TsO N.
oSs Haven aud Emlra M. dailJ,ex sunday 8 An
sS Si I Lins and Brie Express. daily. ex-
s,psb SqR1 ASt daily. except Sunday SsS r 4
lancaster and York Acc dahy,ex- on.
ospt sunday IalD dailyexcept Sunday, SSS n.
bittsSurS Express daily. except Sunday Iso I. NJ
aein96lR EaR,ssss s SaI iSiS + + n
s k%ie Nall daily, ll4oP. n.
aSlde EzPTesEs daily ana ssS + E \ \
~ MAI saturday night runs only TO Wllliamsport
70 Rmisrant Express Train, leaving l1.b0 r. N.
aaiV' except sunday, tickets must be procured
and sa baggage delivered ct iis Market street BY
I'm NEW YORK DIVISION.
s,nress for New York $40, 800, LIE, $40 and Il A
~ and l28O, 1s5, 500, b.S0 and c.bo p. NJ. and
Naturalization U m,shti for New York, T.9OA.M
beU',grant Train for New York 12oO night
kav Trains for Trenton ans A. NJ 4s0 and l1.so P.
NM W. YORK sunday Trains a4o. 2DO. 100 A. NJ, $50
p, NJ, and 1870 night.
KENsINGT N DEPOT.
pomesburg and Bustleton. $40 A. H., 12OO noon,
4 6ib and 10 Z, n. pv.w,c. aKpu
E WY aaH Trains raj for trenton 9SO NJ and 400
Nh trains for Trenton. 10 A. NJ, BIO, b.O0 and
4 6SOP. NJ.
RxDress for Trenton, Lamb'yille, Easton, scranton
4 ~ Ts0 A. M and 40 p. NJ.
NV Train TO LamDertville and Pennington, 1000
a; rains for Pennington, 1000 A. NJ, and 8, NJ
Accommodation for Belvidere. 900 p. M.
MARKET STREET FERRY,
AMB0Y DIVISION.
Accmn for New York, via Perth Ambey, and via
/ Monmouth Junction $50 AN. and =, NJ
Aay Trains for trenton, and New York, and 10 A.
4 A., IL neon. ., 4, o and 9 Z. N.
NW Train for Burlington, 690 r. M.
Ssy Trains for BOrdentown. and l1.so p. N.
Express trains for HishtstoWn, SEQ, A. NJ, and
4 igU and a2O, r. NJ.
RIpress Trains for Long Branch, 1870 A. NJ, and
\, j. Southern and Tuckerton Railroads, T.s0 A
say Trains for Mt Holly, l1.s0P.M.
Maj Trains TOR PembertOn,e 7.3O and 1000 A. N.
TO- 80 400 and $50 r. M.
Sleeping Car Tickets foT the West can be had on
Notification az the Ticket Oice, 9Ol ChestnHt street.
Agents Of the Union Transfer Company will call
for and deliver baggage at the Depots Orders will
receive prompt attention, and Railroad Time Cards
tSa also be obtained at the following
TICKET OFFICES; ! No. as chestnut street;
No. 1l6 Market street;
Ind ut the DepOts and Ferry named above.
leT A. j. OASsAT'r. General Manager.
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go's and freshness of youth. Thin
'laIr Is thickened, fallen hair checked,
ami badness often, though not always,
tp'ei by its use. Nothing can restore
'ae HAIR where the follicles are de-
s 4 or the glands atrophied and
upcayed; but such as remain can be
Ia Sa'ed by this application, and stimu-
'a'ca INTO activity, SO that a new
s + Of hair is produced. Instead
olloulng the hair with a pasty sedi-
I.rllt' 1t will keep it clean and vigorous.
t'' occasional use will prevent the hair
a"'ll turning grey or falling of, and
s,ol,sequently prevent badness. The
sesI of vitality it gives to the
tt'Ip arrests and prevents tho forma-
,,'n Of dandruff, which is often so I'M
JIlyahly and offensive. Free from those
"V'c'erlous substances which make
, ,i Preparations dangerous and inju-
I Iou' t. TO the hair, the Vigor can only
"eneiit but not harm it. If wanted
%glcly Tor a HAIR DRESSING,
n [Oyning else can be found SO desirable.
r r,O.u'aiinilng neither oil nor dye, it does
lo soil white cambria, and yet lasts
l %'ls on the hair, giving it rich, glossy
'.''Fe' and grateful perfume.
REPAIRED by Dr.. J. C. Aver & Co.,
AeucAl and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL. MASS.
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WILMINGTON TRANSFER AND BAGGAGE
NV EXPRESS will call for and deliver baggage
d paU kages 10 and from all parts of the city, Rail-
fOad Depot and boat. Also, baggage called for and
checked lwhere Railroad ucketA are heidi TO all
pOls from private residences or hotels. orders
kt at THE Franklin Telegraph once, No.
4 West Third Street; Z. Bringhurst q Co.,
Sixth and Market; smith a Painter, Seventh
and Market and b. 4 q. shoemaker, sos Market St,
vii receive prompt attention. Principal once, Bag
sage Room, r, W. and b. Railroad Depot.
]. j. MUMULLKN,
septl8lY J, H. SEAL. PrOprietora
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DRESS Trimtilinas. &c.
AIRS. E s. JACKSON q co.,

M RS. E s. JACKSON d CO.,
695 MARKET STREET.
Have full line of crochet velvet silk and pearl
4ulOns Gloves, kid, castor, cloth sllR &c SIX and
3ul1On fringe, Guipure lace, gimps, velvet ribbons,
tndren's velvet and wooden legglns, &C Ladies
hsnHO vests, &c.
apr lO-ly WILMINGTON. DzI.
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he mixed train will be run subject to delays In
ont TO freight business, and will stop only at sta
ms where time is given.
NEW CASTLE TRAINS.
Leave New Castle for Wilmington and Phiadel-
phia at 7 90 A. M. Leave Philadelphia, laeO, M,
and Wilmington, LILO p. M, for New Castle.
SMYRNA BRANCH TRAINS.
SMYRNA $40 A. M. Snd S00 NV M leave SMYRNA ma
for Clayton 11B5 a. M, and 1885 p NJ TO make con-
nections with trains TO and from Dover, and Sta
tons south.
CONNECTIONS.
At Townsend, with the Kent County, and Queen
Annes Kent Railroads.
At Clayton with Md. d ID. X. X.
At Harrington, with j. 4 b. II. R
Al Seaford, with ID. a Del X X.
AT Delmar, with K. s. X r.. and W. a P. X. h
II. II. KENNEY, Superintendent
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WILMINGTON q READING r. n
&@

WINTER ARRAN G:R M K N
ON AND AFTER
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Worthless i'm t.lSlons are on the market, but the
only scientific preparation Of Carboc Acid for lung
diseases ia when chemically combined with othei
well known remedies, as in these tablets. and al
parties are cautioned againBt using any other
In all cases of irritation OF the mucous membrane
these tablets should be freely used, their cleansing
and healing properties are astonishing.
He Warned, never neglect a cold, Il is easily
cured In ts lncpient state wheA t becomes chronic
the cure Ia exceedingly difficult use Wells CarbollC
Tablets as a specific
Price 70 cents per box.
JOHN Q. KELLOGG,
IS Plat street, N. Y, Sole Agent for the U. 8.
Send for Circular janqT-4W
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DON'T
Wells CARB0LICETARLETs.

Be deceived, but for coughs, colds, sore thro
hoarsenesB and lfonchlal difficulties, use only
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Ema DELAWARE ,,g RAIL ROAD

IfEA T77 r M DhI4AW dIth fNhII IUhU
EHR - ~ - LINE.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
ON AND AFTER MONDAY, JULY, 2oru, 1872
Sundays excepted,) Passenger Trains win leave az
fouows:-
SOUTHWARK. H0kTHWARD.
Passenger. Mixed Passenger Mixed
AM, Pm. Pm. An, Pm. Pm
Arriu
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] U r U B E B a ,

Which is pronounced by the leading medical au-
thorttes Of London and Paris the most powerful
tonic and Alternative known to the medical world"
This X no new and untred discovery but has been
long used by the leading physicians OF other coun
tries with wonderful results.
Don't weaken and impair the digestive organs by
calhartics and physics they give only temporary re-
ief-lndlgestOn, fatuency aud dyspepsia with
piles anu kindred diseases sure 70 follow their
Keep the blood pure and health is atsured.
JOHN Y. KELLOGG, 10 Plat st., N. Y,
Sole Agent for the United States.
tTices u pG besala. 6eaA Tor circular jan2I-AW
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EURNITURE AT YOUR OWN PRICES.
IL GOULD Is co. sell the Cheapest Furniture.
GOULD CO. sell the Best Furniture.
GOULD 60. sell the strongest Furniture.
GOULD y CO. sell the abandonment Furniture
GOULD n CO have the largest Stock.
GOULD Il Co have all kinds OF Furniture,
GOULD a CO. have the newest Patterns.
GOULD CO, offer u irgains.
GOULD co. buy and sell for cash.
GOULD co. always give Satisfaction.
GOULD 20. have great advantages In Manufac-
turing.
GOULD CO.'S Furniture is the most elegant.
GOULD co. have Polite Attendants.
GOULD o have well-nghted Stores
GOULD Co. have three stores.
81. GOULD CO..
N. Z. Cor NINTH and MARKET, Nos 81 and 80
N. SECOND st., and 1906 MARKET St
PHILADELPHIA
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-02-20
An Excellent Pen.

We have been favored with sample
card of the celebrated Spencerian Steel
Pens, after trying them-q quite thorough
ly are convinced of their superior mer-
it. These pens are comprised in fifteen
numbers, each differing in aexibility
and fineness of point, so that the most
fastidious penmanf cannot fail to find
among the fifteen just such pen as
suits him. The SpenceriSn Pens are
famous Ior their elasticity of move
ment, smoothness of point and great
durability, and are nearer approxi-
nation to the real Swan Quill Pen than
any thing hitherto made. They are
manufaetlred in England under the
supervision Of the original Inventor of
steel pens, the venerable Josiah Mason
and Joseph Gillott-the latter making a
few of the numbers after the models of
the late P. R. Spencer, the famous pen
man. They are used very largely in
the common schools of the United
States, in all the principal commercial
colleges, jim the government offices at
Washington, and in the banks and COM
mercial offices throughout the county,
the sale reaching an enormous quantity.
For the conveniences of those who may
wish to try them, q sample card of the
|Spenceriane Pens may be had by mail
by enclosing % cents to Messrs. Ivison,
Blakman, Taylor & Co., 13S and 140
Grand street, N. Y, or the pens may be
bought at almost any store where pens
are sold. A. - = y sz7= Z t@- =
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centaur liniment.

There is no pain which the Centaur Liniment
will not relieve, no swelling it viii not subdue
and no lameness which it will not cure. This is
strong language, but it is trde. Where the part
is not gone, its effects are marvellous. 1t has
produced more cures OF rheumatism, neuralgia,
lock-jaw, palsy, sprains, swellings, caked-
breasts, scalds, burns, salt rhuem, ear-ache,
&c, upon the human frame, and of strains,
SPAWN, gals, &C., upon animals in one year
than have all other pretended remedies since
the world began. 1t is counter-irritant, an
all-healing pain relieyer. Cripples throw away
their crutches, the lame walk, poisonous bites
are rendered harmless and the wounded are
healed without q scar. 1t Is no humbug. The
ecipe is published around each bottle. 1t is
selling as no article ever before sold and it sells
because it does just what it pretends to do.-
Those who now suffer from rheumatism, pain
or swelling, deserve to suffer If they will not
use Centaur Liniment. More than 1000 certif-
Gates Of remark able cures, including frozen
limbs, chronic rheumatism, gout, running tu-
mors, &c, have been received. We will send
3 circular containing certificates, the recipe,
&C., gratis. to any one requestingit- One bot
tie of the yellow wrapper Centaur Liniment is
worth one hundred dollars for spawned or
sweenied horses and mules, or for screw-worm
in sheep. Stock owners - this Liniment Is
worth your attention. No family should be
without Centaur Liniment. j. b. Rosf Co,
New York