The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-07-17

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Tracts 90 profanity wou1 have been
itfssu sWay 90 lhese Aiabama burg arr
wt0 walEea llrse days 81 . safe and
fsBaa onlY - otnts 10 f.
IA loHa horss vAs rsceBtly found
-sa viii IA hind foot 10 hii mouth, lie
BAD esdeaYorei to piek his loesh with q
Hew beel CORR ssd Eoi iasisned IN The
cerioes q molaf.
Mary, my dear, sAi3 doling hus-
band 70 > lady who owned him, Il | turn
Mornoa AID marry another belpmaie che
tasll be Mary. TOO, foT your own sakei
b content with one Mary, M daek,
sald lbs laNug wife; ID ny opinion
sBoiiaer Mary wonid be- q super.new
Marf
a genllenau with one lex broken
lu laur piaocs, three fractured ribs, aud
b band With 10 two fingers pointing ID
one direction, was 10 Danbury, Friday,
making arrangements tat organizing .
base bail GLIB
A distinguished clergyman being
Invited at ono Of OUT churches few
weeks since, to open the service by pray
a., BOT not being Invited to preach, decll-
uel, saying that hi. FREUD was going
10 DO thc moving. BE might whes bis own
e1ibe.
senator Scott, talking to Peunsyl.
tauls Sunday school, recently, asked the
scholars why Simon was kept 10 prison
Que Of The teachers quietly prompted q
boy 10 say that il was for hostage, and
the youis not quite catching The word
piped out; He was detained for post.
age
An Elm street boy while under the
painful hallucinaiion that he was Modoc
buried Il pin-head arrow into his fathers
leg, Saturday, very much TO the surprise
Of lhst individual, The old gentleman
recovered sufficiently however TO impress
this scion with the belief that he had &C.
tually sat on lava bed.
"A candidate for civil service recently
gave up bis examination In disgust be-
cause he was asked how many bushels Of
wheat could be bought for ten dollars II
one hushel cost forty cents. lie said he
had not learned anything about wheat,
but always done bis sums In potatoes and
turnips.
Have you obtained good character
to-day, sirf said a gentleman, the other
day, 10 little fellow Just out Of school.
No cir, was the reply, | have been defc-
emit Aud what il the meaning Of defc-
cntt inquired the first. Why it means
when you get licking. answered the
boy.
That was good though a rather Sc
we're pun which was made by a student
la Que Of our theological seminaries (and
he was not one of the brightest either
when he asked, Why is Professor
the greatest reyivalist Of the age? and on
all giving 1t up, said, Because at the close
Of eyery sermon there is great awake
ming
An lrishman being recently on trial
for some offence pleaded Not guilty, and
and the jury going in the box, the State
Solicitor proceeded to call Mr.. Furkis-
son as witness. With the utmost limo.
eence Patrick turned his face TO the court
and said; DO understand your Honor,
that Mr. furkisson Is to DO witness fore.
ninst me agaiuf The Judge said dryly;
II seems so. Well thin your Honor, ex.
claimed Pat, ! plade guilty, an your
Honor phase; not because am guilty
tor am as innocent as your HonoT'
sucking baby, but list on accout o. savin'
Mr., Furkissons' soul.
An old negro named Pete was very
much troubled about his sins. Perceiying
him one day with very downcast coun.
tensnce his master asked him the cause.
oh massa, I'm such great sinner! But
Pete, said his master, YOU are foolish to
take il 20 much 10 heart. You never sec
me troubled about my sins. know the
reason ma..a, said Pete, when you 90 ou
dnck siouting aud xiii one duck aud
wound another. don't you run afier the
wounded dngky Yes Pete; aud the mas
trr wondered what was coming next
Wellmassa dat Is sc way wild YOU an me.
DE dcbi has got sou sure; but, as b,
ana not sure OF ne, he chises lis chile alt
dc time,
-hittie. goug TO join our Sabbath
school, she's coming with me next sun
day aiut sou kiuict
Oh don't know, I've never been Z,
sabbath Sohool--what 30 you have to
dol
Wis get saved, OF course, and book
aud albums audi
mean, WHIST do You have TO do, d,
you have TO study anftbingt
Nh Is ISN'T ike that. ~ lac church
toa Euog When YOU iirst 20 ~ you
have ~ put your head down aud pray
But cat. pray, saws The heather Kit
lie don't know how
ca vel 40 asI DO Shut yoer eyt
md cgaat .Hfg
stumpioa, nuii Z.d, ls,. Mr. Edit
uf i.ssJt week gone nae oud by anod
81 bieuig e1Aurshuu uHd ! dFink me s,
ub9th breizeis aud cad 20 mooch lager
mid pleniy greaa abbies, dod YEA | go'
home bad dat vol sou gall him. 4
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