The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-12-04
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4 lazy man IL a living corpse.

L: IL brave uIan who il willing tew
die when hiz forth il at the highest.
The chances are that he who il anxi
Gus tew liv hiz life over again IL the very
one who haz spent it iooli,hIy. aud pro
baby would do it again
Nome bu; the i'll bred ridikule the pc
ku!iaritys ov others
A coye;ous man liz alwuss kontrivine
how he can cheat himself out oy sun :
thing more.
Most people are honest for the sake oil
keeping others honest.
Thare is > kinds ov kuriosiiy, one
prompts person few find out things be-
kanse they may be useful
Idle kurinsiiy IL a moral itch.
All things that we need We kan eazily
git.
We are all dissatisfied with our copdi
>hun, bat ifeacil one oe ;ls should change
places with our nabnr, we should want
tew swop back to morrow.
Elegant accomplishments NAV make a
woman admired bi the world. bat i, IL the
dmestik virtews that eudear her tew her
husband
Two enemies to one friend il about the
rite dose tew make man successful. a.
Mankind make most all the ackcident.
that happen.
Ihare are but rhew men who kan in
fiuence others bi rrecept. but there are
none but what can do it by example.
The only sen>ibiy time to be happy il
'ao,o the CRATE bulk of humanity are GO
ing tew be happy week after next.
Thare IL only one way tew tell the
truth but tbare is upward oy IS ways L
tell the same lie.
Eptaffs have made more people ia
mnus than yirtew ever haz
1t IL jI,t az eazy tew pull up weed b
the rutes az it IL tew kut it oph-,o it i.
| az eazy to remove vice az tew korrek
it.
Two-thirds ov the pity in this world i.
nothing more than sekret Satisfakshui
that sumhoddy is wuss oph than we are
| haze alwuss nutis>ed that there il
CRATE deal oy good lux in Industry, AMI
CRATE deal or bad luck in iazyness.
lie who il every boddys friend. hahn
got time tew be emmy boddys
When hear a man say that he ha
got no friends, | kun tew the kouclu
sion, rite ofh, that he don I deserve emmy
One reazon viii happiness is so skars
III this world IL bekau>e most people mis-
take plezzure for happiness.
Trew & uero,ity kon>i-ts in giving VIA
you kan afford to thoze who deserve 1t.
Mi young friend look out for them me-
who shut uD one eye, aud talk toyu Il
the other
Happiness seems TO consists in-want
Ing nothing
Health will bring mummy, but MUM
wont bring health.
When hopes oles in man he is a
dark il side ~ an old tn lantern, whuz
kandle haz gone out.
think IA man should Lave little vine
gar in hiz disposi>huu, just enuff tey
keep the flies off.
a phool is like hornet, he il list a
like tew sting "a friend az pho
The modern interpretashun Of the cell.
hrated uaxim. "kno Myse!f." il, min,
yure own bizzuess.
Men are strong just in proporshun a
they kan Go one thing well, and veal
just in proporshun shat they kan do men
ny things indifferently.
He that laws little children carnot b
Il very had man.
A competency may be defined az tn
amount man IL competent few git.
One ov the greatest plezznres in thi
life IL to hav plenty to do, and then d
| It.
Philosophy seems few he the art O.
taking all things just az they cum, an,
when they git reddy few go, let then
went, without emmy fuss. Josh Billings
N Ne,o Korh; Weekly.