The weekly Arizona miner., 1873-09-27
Industrial Love Making,

Two young turtle doves, wandering with piuions entvined among tho hby rlntns ana bowers of the Exposition building m Cln- einnad were heard Co coo thusly: ,.,
 Sne--"Do you indeed love me tTue C Ue--"True as the needle to thc sewing ma a,hine, or the most accurate case oi nath- rma,ieal instruments on exhibition. When look at you my heart warns like heating stove, and beats like steel hammer"
 She-"t can believe you, thSni He--"Doubt burglar proof safes and plated | ware. wax.work millinery and safety-yalvef, but never doubt my love" She-"Dearest Clawd~ Ue-"Your loye-lit glances stir the waters of my heart like turbine wheel You are tbe sublmated agricultural machinery ot my spiritual exposition. You are the cu'tivaior of my moral existence the seed drill Tor grains of purest thought, the reaper o' golden haryests of affection, and the mower -wen, more to me than ell the other girls in Cincinnati" f-.
 he-ladmiui.tering n rougish fan-tap)- "perhaps can prove to you thyesbT, too He-"well, if you do, you will fipd me as docile in your hands as pine woodTin the grasp ot woodworkers, or dilapldated tex tiles in rag machinery"
 she-"Your heart will never wander from me 7n
 He-"My sweet sugar evaporator, as soon expect to see a patent saw-mill wandering m the galleries, or steam boilers and tobacco machines promenading arm in arm through the hall. You, and you alone occupy the apartments of my heart. You are alike, ten apt, guest, regular boarder, besides being furniture, upholstery, and miscellaneous iurn- She9"I must--l will believe you. Alb, Claw'd, your words are dearer to me than a season ticket to the Exposition, and sSeeter than the sweetest bonnet in the millinery department, or honey in the curry-comb. But can rely upon your constancy '"
 He-"Constant as the fall of water over von cascade, and in devotion as regular as a set of artificial teeth. If you refuse to be- Iieye me and smooth out the wrinkles in my heart with your spiritual ironing apparatus, you will mangle and wringer me consid- erably"
 She--s'Do you respect as well @ love me 7''
 He-"I respect you because you do not despise washing apparatus and cooking stoves: you dsdsin chemicals, paints and cotton. You would rank with patterns ia the ladies department, and for appearance there is no such carriage as yours in the class of land conveyance"
 She-"See the inconstant throng how they fit from one object of interest to another now stopping to fondle begging machine or an automatic boiler feeder, and sgain paus ing to inhale the fragrance of washing ma chimes asd plug tobacco. So it is, fear with men who profess love"
 He--lDearest Pauline, you wrong me. II comparison with you, all other women Ap pear as ten cent haek-ride from the post office corner. They are but toys and fanc goods to me, while to them am but A rc lrigerator. There is no mining apparatu that can undermine you in frames in whic your image is alone incased, and if you vii place my name upon your books as life-psr' ner, you may count me as both stationer and binding"
 After such extravsgant courting ss th above, we can't see what is to prevent thi devoted couple from going through life's ir dustrial exposition together.-I Fat Cor tributor.