, 1873-11-28
MISCELLANEOUS,

4 New Yor, establishment advortises 3" por-
funed milk baths for tho complexion"
a reporter Of tho New York World has dis
covered restaurant iu tho Dowory Whero
broa'tfast eau bo obtained for cents.
-"Evory revolution Of It's pondorous wheels
sends hoarse inslt up to God" il what Clinton
County (Now York; Clergyman lad to say about
the wlckeduess Of running locomotives on Sun-
day.
"A Cleveland bridegroom gayo the aix Brides
maids WHO oficiated Ut hia Wedding gold locketa
set With diamonds and engraved WITH monogramR.
Such men IRE not married every day.
~ am weary with liie-bury me acop on tho
hillside" wrote Young man IN Dubuque. but
wont to tho circus and laughed till no cried at
the anticH Of tho trick mules.
"A nan went to scep on T. Western railroad
track and WAS killed: Il ia thus told by q Fort
clasped III lie arms Of both Morpheus and SOM
nus aud was only awakened by the glorious light
beyond the river"
hiH schoomntea ono day to como to liis house for
surprise party, promising them all the cake and
tho arrangement until they came. sho gavo
them AL be had promised, but sent him to bed,
Whole he lay and liAtonod to tho fun.
Tho wife Of Liverpool butcher has devel-
opad rare talent Is u special plcader. Hor huA-
band was recently arrested on charge Of soil
ing veal which was unfit for food, and the good
Indy promptly explained that it was not for food,
" hut |. was going to he mads luto veal pies,
mud that she considered it quite good enough for
that purpose"
-Dr. Edward Warren writes from Cairo. Egyps,
to II friend In Baltimore, that thoro is IN splen-
did opportunity for women dentiata in Egypt, as
in tho East women nro forbidden to consult with
mon." There nro three Of four Englshwomcn
practicing dentistry in Cairo, according to Dr..
Warron's lostcr, and oil are doing we'll,
-1he nun with that shotgun should start inn
lncdiatey for Pittsburgh, whero 4. 14.,yoar-old
boy lns perpotratea nine BtauxaR beginning a8
follows:
Oh, those cruel spaniarls arc At their bloody work
Oh. rse up Young America and put head on Spain.
-C9ereload Leader.
In IN ordinance to rcgu1ato street railroads
now pending bofore tho Board OF Aldermen, Scc
S, lino III, will bo found thoso words: "Tbo
rule mo seat. no pay shall bo in Bucll caBes
strictly adhered to by all oopductors." We t1,-
derstanl that thoas eighteen words have given
the loet railroad managers moro annoyance
and thought than oil the rest Of the ordlnauce.-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
greatly on the Increase in Russia. At the lust
fair at Nijni-Noygorod thoro wero quito openly
two different prices demanded for goods, accord
ing to whether tic price WAS paid in genuine or
forged notes. Tho Circaksinns suffer most by
this ~ thoy do not properly understand paper
! money. II il said that most OF tho forged papor
money il manufactured in Siberia
--PerLaps ono OF the oddest elections on roc
ord occurred ut the last ganelal election for
members OF tho General Assembly i'll Germany.
A certain dist,ict lad only QUO legal yoter, who
walked proudly up to tho polls aud voted for
himsolf tho only eligible mon.bor in the district.
But whom hia maine wns announced as the elect"
ed member ho pompouely arose, sAid, MeHsrH.
Commissioners, do not accept the election II
aud walked gravcly of.
The most nsainino performance in connec-
ton with this Cuban matter IL tho action Of
those csazy young men down at bridgeport, who
lave recruited 4 company OF "Cnban avengers, "
and go about tho atreots liabtually with cletched
| fats und rolling bloodsl1ot oyeH, crying for the
"bcr~lood" Of tho Spaniards. The Rev, John
Benedict has ouliHtea rs Chaplain vi tllis inter-
esting crowd, and tho organization is 80 perfect
| aid the solisca Of tho avengers SO alert that
every stranger who coaies into town IL Spanish
| spy In their eyes. and in "shalowed" ill he
| ieayes.-Sprima}teit {1foss.) Republican.
"A member Ut the IllsnuiB Legislature started
| TO 60 from Springfield 10 st. Louis tho other
| day, over tho Chicago Alton l. st. Loua Rail-
| way. lIo exhibited FREQ pass, but the con-
ductor declined to recognize It. The Legislator
II the Illinois pooplo will insist OH lighting tue
railroads, they must expect to have trouble but
| II That Leglhlalor wns carrying the American
! ilag, and, If his pancra wore correct, we dou't
know but that wo arc III favor Of intervention
| Cincinnati Enquirer.
| Rfpa1!ican president Simmons, Of Tue Howard
Association Of Shreveport, says the funds now
Oh hand ure believed to be sufficient to cover the
| Associations debts. lie adds i: +" ploaso accept
Our thaEks. and tho pfAyors and heartfelt Hrati.
tndo OF our poor and afflicted people. May you
| oil live long and happy life is onr wisl-ou be-
| lalf Of many poor widows and orphans Spring
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