The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-02-20


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p.aatr breaasa ituia oau you oopious-
"A maa shat don't know emmy lh!ug
w.g isllH fhe art tIme Be giu chance.
"A Florida temperance society has de-
a8gl ilat eeguagg ''Is not beverage.
The lalaet definition OF gentleman Is
mau Wha eaH patnu clean collar With
aa, being s1uapIsuoug.
. --lt aeems a. II them a. aren't wanted
here ar CO.. only i3Is, as are wanted F
u other world
The book 90 which reference e most
frequently made uow-a-days-Tbe pogk-
e,-sgaE
What requires more philosophy than
taking things al they Gomez Parting with
alae s obey $50.
People lalk oflm Improvement iu stock
aU1 most olus would prefer Aarons'
yellow catf 10 auy modern breed.
-Il is said that iron is a good tonic for
aaall.AteI Young ladies. That may be SO
boot ironing is a better enc.
We're in a pickle now, said q man in
crowd. a regular jam, said another.
Heaven preserve u.s. moaued an old lady.
III wise men never made mistakes,
lhIs would be q hard world for fools-of
whom q great many are which.
A Chicago dry goods dealer adyer-
U-os The most alarming sacrifice since
the day Of Abraham and Isaac.
Are blacksmiths who make q living
by forging, or carpenters who do a
Ialo counter-Ettiug, any worse than men
who self iron and steel for living?
SOME wise person has suggested that
to prevent people from meddImg with nj
tro-eyoorine cans, they be labelled
tracts" The notion is patented.
Six feet ~ bis boots. exclaimed Mrs.
Becswax; what will the impudeuec Of
this world come TO, l wondorf Why,
they might as well tell me that the man
had six heads in his hat.
"A newspaper publishes the following
uotiec;-Marriod, at Flimstone, by the
Ecv. Wiudstouc, Mr. Nehemiah Sand
stone and Miss Milestone, both Of Lime
stouc. Loot ont for Birthstone.
DO bats ever fy in the daytime
asked q teacher Of bis class In natural his.
tory Yes, Sir, the boys replied. What
Kind Of bats. asked the astonishcd teach
or. Brick bats, yelled the boys.
james. said q young wife TO her has.
band, q few days after marriage, YOU
were honest enough to tell me that the
chimney smoked but why didn't you tell
mc tia. you smoked yourself;
DO You like to go to church? said a
lady to Mrs. Partington. Law .ue, do,
replied Mrs, /. Nothing docs me so
much good, as to get up early Sunday
morning, and go TO church, and hear
apopulous minister dispense with the
gospel,
Out IN Iowa a nights lodging costs
load Of oats, the wife wears five acres
Of wheat the children each ten acres Of
corn, the price OF an oyercoat is a good
four year old steer; of Sunday suit,
twenty fat hogs.
Gen. Hood, whose coat tail was SO
often a feature Of the landscape which
Gou. Sherman scanned with his field
glass, has gone Into the death and dc,
struc,iou business again. lie no longer
carve tho air with a gore.stained sword
but peddlcs pills and other depopulating
substances IN s. Ge0gjan drug.
some Time since young minister
wished TO impress his Sabbath school Will
Ihr dignity Of lite byrcicrenco TO the fact
tltat men had souls while ordinary ami
mals have uone. Striking au attitude, he
asked Now children, what l. the great
difference between "A monkey aud a boy.
Tic iail. tbe tail, came from al parts Of
she house, and the minister was satisfied
When, yoH can't think OF what yout
wile told you 10 bring home. get hair
pius. They are always handy in the
house. Get thcm oul without breaking
fho package. 4 stray hair-plu may some
times wreck a household, 4 Young man
oi Geneva took home one hair.pin last
week, ANA presented !, TO his wife q.
a birthday gin She was delighted until
size found a long baiE attached TO IL. Iii.
doctor thinks he may possibly recover tht
H.e OF hiE eyes.
The age Of Daubury thus discour
seth upon the causes of matrimonial iufelt
a.tgs 4L as true a. singular that not ouC
womzn Sea a thousand can scratch bach
$50 Il ought 10 br To 10 e successful,
lequiuts aVaiicnec, delieacf. "a iulg
laenl ii.al iew indeed possess. Many
wife Aas struggled eu 10 accomplish hcl
mission, icing faitbiul worker, q rlcv
er counselor, ANA keen manager, aut
sos Lall.N. iAE sl.nI. OF kneees. almnlN be