, 1873-10-26

corr9spondont n Misaiasfppt, saying Gents, ]
nm Duo yoon e2o 1o-1o0 which pleas hold up Cd
mo fow dayB. I happen to m!afortuno thit
day wooka ago Il I had to kll o man In solf-
Defence which my, Lawyer feo cost mo 900 90
now .'-Nlto lork Journal Of Commerce..
-Frouoh anccdoto. "saId mjatroBu .Jus.
TING, you must pronont everything to MO on
water.' The noxt day tho mistress hoard thu
one; iang, aud aakod her whon eho was talklng}
with, With my eiator, madame sto is hunt
inB plnce.' 4 will hotp hor to got ono said
the m,laros9 put why don't you present or to
ssho must 10 worry proltttt-yo1,r sistor.' Ali.
mon Dloll, madamo, 1t is hot tlnt it's becauoo;
1 can't got her on to tho wnitor.'" !;
Ono OF tho w1ttiost az we Us ono of Tho
most brilliant mon pennByvania has produced
was the 1ato George ". Barton, OF Phladoinhin.,
who once occupied q seat on tho Bench. Irving
caso boforo Judge who was clliolly rornarka.,
blo for ontusohosa, flo took OCCASION to my that
~ nd sna oitGn trnn, sss grent s in judicial ooa
tho angry retort. "Not at all," ronlioI Judao dro
Barton, ~ am speaking directly from obnorvaa-
tion,@Eaitor's Dratoe'. in. Na'pe,'s Magazine.
"A young mnn who profcBgcs to fayo trayoloa
snYa That tho only difference In the whykicp Of
the two principal cllios or California Ia That after
taking lrink Of sacramento's chain-lghtning
you, you, Immediately nmi make ahort cut to the rail-
after imb'bing little Of San Franciaco's bottled
Insanity, burning doHire takos po1aession Of
YOU to stoal horao and buggy. :"
s oerS Gre sxs GDsss ~ T. IGsp9nsibe for this
tnhonght It necessary to havo sabbath:schooi.
Ono OF tho loading young mon wis chosen
Tor 10 ,i3 iSnp9'rintsnaent 'a m The position now
tEo ~ INN, ons 20 not to shrnk from
oe proper for him. to mako q little
opening spooch, he cleared 1iH throat and
atartod IN Us follows !: ~ Children, you uro yorT
The1o are aosas. II nSns 1Srn % a IL o. Gstan Ind
nate; It is peculiarly gratifying to know that
you 1.-Two in that portion Of tho oarth whore tho tic
roGk r;'1,5 ponrs forth rivera Of OIL. Now my dear
S1qpe or tnores In ta9 mormona they Worship old
old h1ahom; tho ueathons, they wors]lp old
Acath tLera'a tho HindooH, thoy Worship old
Hind and there's tho PaganB. thoy worship Old
rag wh1,o ,e. Lero ,, wo aro worshiping whom wo
cito.'" .N e'"''oo ~
DANDEnn1rs.
Putting ND stoye-ppo is known in Danhury
az ntlonding n Black Crook nlatince
,.-Tbo flayor Of the popular chestnut worm
tllis hoaHon, Is aaid by m epicuro to DO croaa
between n !clstard pic mud n crotou bug.
t - 3 pleasant to romomber that not m hour
there is 4 ,half-dressed man eomowhoro on
tho earth calling for shirt. VA
Tho pano Inns so fur abatea as to permit an,
Easex Street man to return to ten~cent cigars.
and ho hopes fn another month"; If the bright
lasf-Bolcd. ~ "0'''
"A doaf and dumb woman who had boon visit
ing ing tue town to solicit aid was annoyed by soma
paa noye. and gayo e them tallting to they win
Hector tho afflicted, will yo7 II I had YOU
across my inoa for two minutes I'd mako YOU
acquainted with astrono,ny:'
Ono Of those miserable boys whose solo OBJ
frh In fi,n
traordinarry faces at honest and industrious,
storo-clerks mistools roll Of oil-cloth Tor roll
Of carpet, hanging in front Of 1Iain street os-
tablishment,. Saturday oyoning, and, making
alokenng grimaee at tho clerk, WHO stood in tho
roll . tremendous blow; then ho put tho flst TN.
dor tho other arm and doubling up bis body:
anbled Bwiftly away, while tile clerk retirolto tlo
store to dry tho toars Of q now-found joy.
What s9ympathetio p =; cough that IL which,
silence upon the congregation. Nothing Is heard
but the low, measured tonea Of tho soryjc.
Thors 10 no other movement or sound ig cue
building. Suddenly in tho southeast 'nrner amer
enaboldenedt some ono coughs li.!o louder.
and ho iH followed by aome ono VII more cour.
age atill, and in an instant tlr' ,7 ls = polieet
W H coughing yoarse ioi1ip
In. aIthonrI, vo,, novc at no dosiro to cloar
your throat: 5uI ara s.tprsed at tho reliot you
experience Tho at I'm subsdea as suddenly as,
End an 1T ap asain pop non Ien non
m ti'a ro,,ors, lrBt in ono direction and then IL
snntj,cr m I'd general engagement at once
con,na =. What Is still moro remarkable than
tia f'stle Of tho tonaila ts tho impcnetrabla
ast coughor. Hu Is liko the man saved BY
'atent 1nodiciue. You know thoro iH such :
arty, although you may neyer hope to meet
i'm. On account OF tho great distance Of Lii