The workingman's advocate. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1864-1877, 1873-06-28
WIT AND WISDOM
Narick street saloon keeper announces
by slgn-board, Irish Lager Bier" He
should add, Brewed in New York

Nanck street saloon-keeper announces
I by sign-board, Irish Lager Bier" He
should add, Brewed in New York
A New Be lford man found lons-lout
brother recently, by reading over the cases
Of cures IN patent medicine almanac
A clergyman gets of the following
Boston proposes convention Of bald
men to BE- held ceXt month probably u
revive the old wig party
Mrs Maria Parker, Of Stamford, VT 10
the happy mother Of ten sons and sixteen
daughters She might be termed a woman
Of the period, if there was any indication
that she had come to a fell stop
A Texas saloon keeper, who used . stol-
eli gravestone, for 3 beer counter, has
been persuaded, by the argument cf a grass
rope IN the hands VI his neighbors, +" tO
abandon the practice
A gentleman having q horse that ran
away and broke his wifes neck, neigh
bo- sought to buy the animal as a means Of
divorce. 'NO, no, said the owner IA
intend 20 marry again myself before long.
A farmers son, during lesson in 8.
tronomy, was asked by the teacher if he
knew what was meant by the milky way
He Indignantly replied why, sir, it'sth
Whey as comes from the cheese
A father in Massachusetts,, who grew i'm
patient the other evening at the prolonged
stay Of an ancient admlrer u his daughter.
entered the room and invited the young
man to remain 70 breakfast The young
man declined the invitation.
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reward Lost, q cameo broach, represent
ing Nenis and Adonis on the Drumcon-
drea Road, about ten O'Clock On Tuesday
evening
ADvERTIsENENr ~ a VINE MERCHANT
The advertiser having made an adyan-
tageuus purchase, offers for sale, on very
low terms about SIXTY dozen of prime port
wine, lately the property VI gentleman
forty years of aye, full M body, and with
high bouquet.
The following emanated from a we'll
known livery stable keeper To be sold
cheap, male phaeton, the property of
gentleman With moveabs head, as good
as new. So he sold a splendid grey horse
calculated for charger or would carry
lady with a switch tail
Ten shillings reward Lost, by gen
rleman, white terrier dog except tho
heao, "hlch Is olAcA-
worcester county man owns PAR u
horses forty years old He calls them
24O's
The region around the Red river Of the
north raises four splendid crops annually
snow. ice, water and mosquitoes.
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many Who enter college fall to graduate
Professor " hat arr the uses OF starch
n termination Student lreciting o1
cheeA lh the ''efhah nation starch =
used very much the same as u thus
country lh uolhg up unen and such
goods Fr1iessor-lt IN you give another
such answer A. that, VIII show you how
they take Jhe starch out of students IN ths