The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-01-11
II may all be very logical. but WHIT has Ei.s
ing and hugsing on the stage to do with Oar
winism" any how!

Al energetic divorce lawyer has complete. ~
arrangement with the County Clerk to have his
professional card printed on the backs or war
risgs licsnses.-S. Louis GLOBE.
Conductor Tinlev, o. the Peru accomnod alton
trsini on the c., Il. l. & P. road, hiss travelled
3l2. 500 miles during the past Eve yssrs. Any
| one doubling it Can M ASSURE the distance h.
tween Chicago and Peru 1875 times.
The editor of the Joliet Republican is angry.
We accused him of having some brains auu esti-
mated the quantity at thin ble-full. He re,
torts BY saying that we are drunk. The style
OF his reply proves that We are mistaken. We
ovsrs'timsted him-he is clear out of brains.
! The Joliet Republican, heads IN article. ~
| beet We est" and 10y way OF iaformin~ ~ puo-
lilo what its editor eats ads. "a RepubiicaR re-
porter among the hides and tslowI' We Al
| ways thought from the appearances Of that picat.
ical moustache and cadavsrous face carried
around by Ed. that he would sat most any thing,
| though We we're not prepared to believe that he
not only made regular diet of hides aud talI0oc
but was willing to "own up"
According to the Republican Joliet butchers
clear one hundred per cent. on the meat sold to
the Jolietans and asks what shall "we do about
| itr" Our advice is to "swsar off on NEST
save your money, and the people of Joliet may
be jolly yet.
A printer who had been out making New
Years calls on-,he saloons, came into print.
Ing sffice, and, with one eye shut, 90 az to con-
ssntrste his vision on his work and keep from
seeing double, set the following:
fps , st!us BIZ bus sss ,qs Isqu!S On
>ful smoun-, 2 osIa & d. :! enos s sd.r
1859 LAs lo4atYs vr /. n asD!E tHaiI plOH'
| : shsnIe."
The goat teams of Chicago are ssucce.S, and
| a. they eat nessp pers il doesn't cost much 10
| feed them. A single copy of the Chicago Times
| satifes IN aveage William goat for twenty.iour
hours.-Uhca Observer.
A paper in Nevada suspended recently. No
cause assigned except the triding fact that
mob had Suspended the editor tho night before
At last we have heard of dead mule
The Gslens Gazette makes this important
nouncsmsnt, and James Camp5.ll owned the
| nule. Epizoosic fetched him.
| IL there anything more offensive to the cor
than to hear whispering in church during the
servics9 We guess not.
Nothing, unless the preacher has habit OF
| yelling at the audeuce and pounding the pulpit
and otherwise rendering himself SO di.Asresabie
thst fellow can't sleep with comfort
Any person who send. us two doll-r', and
nice eight dollar chrome, will receive this pspsr
for wear, an % question:. asked.
A sp,.in.. e, a6i,,t ,o,.-ty w., i, town
Moud.v s,,i.;+i,y ,i1 n. claimed IN =. ,.,,,
Boston, and 80 s.y, lo,. 81. bu.,,,, BY n. f-.
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'or" srs sxa' 'hocs'oo fh0'e OF 'heh tnfoN-
ost on = cold world ,, tb.d.s''s., WIZ. they
want shI'hy IL = ie''s - 's-':', err eo.f
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