Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-11-06

Of dry goods at the Wood Co. Drna
Store. Call and take it away, ye who
ale 50 fortunate as to get trusted some
where for such truck.
The season is rather advanced for
successful Gard 'n( crying, though oul
good frien6 the Attorney, has succeed
ed in raising pars-nip weighing
about eight pounds. Such is profta
bic, and illustrates how beautifully tn,
law and the profts-of domestic agri
culture blend in the home hot bed un-
der the genial rays of connubial sun
shine.
The Spragues Of Rhode Island, Of
national repute and the largest manu-
facturers in New England are gone
down involving other houses in their
fall, The storm is surging on, and no
one knows where it will stop. Last
Saturday was the bluest day ever
known in Wall Street. Stock fell and
3 2 per ct. below the prices Of the
! previous lay. 1t is thought that Van
derbilt must succumb if the panic con-
| tinues.
A Frcnchman has invented boot
with wheels. which. he says, will ena-
bic the wearer to 90 considerably fast
er than a horse
When we were boy. We made the ac-
quaintance of a man who had a boot
that made us 60 considerably faster
than horse. He had some nice cher
ry trees, and we were always fond Of
cherries.
Stokes is found guilty of man
slaughter three times, and boards ct
Sing Sing for four years. He is said
to not be in favor of a second term
Jimuel Fisk is probably no longer look
ing for him over the border, and, who
Stokes for oil 1elzebub in the future
or until Stokes gets around is not pos
itive,y known, though Fisk will prob
ably get the appointment.
Stokes has been sent to SingSins.
The young murderer Walworth has
sent the following beautiful cpistle to
the keeper Of the Toombs " Please
inform Ned Stokes, that we are going
10 Get up first rate reception for him
in this glorious institution as soon as
he puts on his uniform and has his
hair cut in the fashion, Strange that
the warden Of the Prison would let such
a letter 70 ont, and that young Wal
worth should have been so fooihardy as
to write it
Remove from the blood .hos.
wastes arising from the action Of the
system which, if allowed to remain in
the circulation. give rise to the diseases
which speedily destroy life. Nature
has appointed the kidneys AMI liver as
her agents, BY whom impurities shall
be eliminated from the system, and
when these agents are torpid, or debili-
tated, or disabled from any cause, for
their business. Ilamilton's Buchu and
Dan1clion imparts fresh life and vigor
to them and makes of them the best
blood purifiers one can have This
preparation for sale at Wood County
and II T. ranters drug stores.
-Tomah has good natured old
Darkey who goes barefooted in the
summer. Last August he became
pretty tired and laid fat down on his
back, and when the school children
came along they mistook his trotters
for a couple Of blackboards and went
Tor them with sum ii long division.
Before they got The uns.rer, it began to
tickle, VIXEN the old darkey raised up
his head With a--"what dom dar. Jus
laff dem tlngs alone, do Ter thinks dem
part o de free school system! Yah ;
YAH" The scholars didn't finish their
problem-they never saw SO many in
ches III d foot before He had five
Tumah-toes on each foot.
Trust woman's affection for any
tender and delicate tribute to a beloved
object Hear what Georgetown
young lady promises the "good, grey
poet We venture to commend the
poetic beauties of the composition to
Messrs. Tennyson and Swinburne
When thou art deal. Walt Whitman.
l ~ill come and sit down by thy grave,
| And think ofthe good, ofthe generous deeds thou
hast lone.
Likewise III bring me knife.
rinely tempered an suited to delicate strokes
ma deep in the marble that over thy ashes ex-
ends
I'll carve me a name, which the same it is Mary
Jane Smith.
And wont that be bully, Oh Walt?
--Shanohai Chandler. in comment.