, 1873-10-12

what cnre-NOrn faoo nWny hu thi!Ril1hB nlIi"r
! first yonr Or two took gront comfort H. having
| everything III beautiful order. And, though |
wis anmotlmos pretty tired, noror neglected to
have my tl'u',er-lable o,nalnentcd with tow
iIowors. the neat-pattors trimmed with parsloy.
and lalnty littlo buttor-pots rot Off with. sprlgs
Of groom. Tilon tho children commenced, ana
couldn't keop things MS I used. ! hired nt hrst
| ono, tfiof two, extra scrrants; but 1t ddnt I'M
30 largo. you kpow," sho l}nptily explained.
"Then loft off tho trimming Of r,eat-p!!atterH
and ratltng in Of flowers, mud only occasio'ny
found tlnlo to arrange anytling taatofully !. an1
now, aotualiy. THO butter Inns }ocu eot on III a
great, hateful SLIGO oyory day for Tho Int six
months. Once iii while l,nyo II good crying.
! spell, becauso ana 80 llaraBaed and worried IN
trying to do well in all MY duties, u!ll falling 20
look. 1'nt AdolphuA naya, Mover MUD, puAh
nitiou washing.'' DonsEy.
| HUMoR.
| It waB remarked recently. Of q solemnly
precise youth: lilo looks ~ If ho wero cutting
| an example to fila aucestors."
Whom thoy triod to sw'ualo aEac'ctl! With
the customary apriug chti9akcns, ho exclaimed:
| -sccno In II Jacksonville, Fa., Court: The
| Court-Air. ghorif, light tho gas. Deputy-We
| Imyo no motor. The court--Why no meter?
Deputy-Tlo gas-co,npany will not trust tho
J
| a business Acqunotancc - Miss 1.ofty--
Really, air, don't remember; where WIZ 1t I
| llayo mot you p JonknB-s VOL, wo nin'L met
often, 70 to speak; but hold you them atocE'ns
! which, guosH, you've got OIL"
| Tho following tender 1nssye WAS picked up
in tho latios' sitting-room of the railroad depot
ut Fonda: "Dear Charles, do you love me as
much as you dnl at q quarter to - last night?
go down mid taoxlo tl,on cold beans loft from
yesterday" Tile a,,swer sont was, "Yes; hoist
thom III, my angel"
AN Ohio Clergyman makes report that 10
| once 1nurriel couplo, and the nall said !" Be
three three minutes" "ThnFs right" ho naitl. saw ~
that thore was some little diaaa,istacton on the
Ss tg ss s'a2s ee N.Y. ss ss sad ' Ss9 sy
don't want to got horaclf up SO for nothing"
! "a member Of the Society of Frionlla cosn-
plimontod one of bis sect who Ind joined q regu-
ws SG' eat "at S t&se aeS oSsts sn to S ths ss
roply, =" but If theo must worship God by ma
chlnery, Iwant thee to haYo the best"
| "A man got up before dawn, Sunday morn
ing, to aeo Inc sim rise, aud was shot by the cx
aBperatcd owner Of inoloi, patcii, next door.
In hlny last he made d similar effort, md WAS
bitten on the heel by strange dog. He thinks
Of hiring boy to DO the carly rising for his
family.
Tho meancst man Inns beon found again.
Ho visited IIoruellsyitle tho other dav, aud
hitchcd his team to q fonce.. Pulling an old suck
o. ohts llon Mnaef tno se1t ~ ~ .oeu
from the wagon, and tioing her by d string to
wheel he loft her to pick up the lust ont.
| Young men will bc rojoicod to learn That
poo'S Tn nati,nt W uM aa dawn n anr md
holds his feet straght up III tue air until tho
blood runs out Of thom, thus Diminishing tho
size Of tho foot, wllon 1t will Hp into tho boot
~ ~ blseA as gat9 su tn,', W ni dIA
70 enjoy periees immunity i1ont loaGi 'ossu1o
while tue loot ~ tis eneasea s;se II & IL &9ny y noeos
shry ~ ttni@n ~. ~ tno po7'''oi uiiet1 'o@os W
Urn" on t5o ooos6' o.....:n -
IAceoIatng TO Cal1iofn'a l, pnper, = young
ner ioHom.te TIP sali tho scenery ,s,4 was gor ;
Seous,-periectly raFthlilht;,-pu1 sno o1ll!l ike
tno,r sS,e ,a 81 e fa ao%n av enGte n vo "o
mat said l,,i nor lrleha, nov a'a you ioeo
~ M to rue , = n cothes,ptn. ,,,, T., ~.
now y hlueh arc tnese teaiaul oa'ns 1' " M tlla
qners ,a as1ea maSn = o. , s5oeoI,. 9 la9 safao sa
Mef thn onon centa n'Seli nh Hao
"a praccti!cal atga%mont: % "May!a' heye N , you
gwen ne nsleh a1,y 1tcsn "a!es NO, slr
y; %hats a. st inc st n9eF ihey Invent afank up "nata
III eae1o .eI Sct; a .,,,,.., ,,o..xo
,,,. pnaao, e,.a nosol W. ~ IouI.ty LILY ne1oIe
HAoso - tney A"es 80 a,1cn Iano tnas tI.ey naa u
staen H., III - ;tni % ~ ,; ',
a,ser ne nau aecseN s w. snH numerous lille a'
Aoua.aa'sGs as' u ~ ~" I1a,s mas',s'Ilo teo
| &. What - ,;fv il uoi1 M onthmu;out;c n,ns;,;n
NnAt Ply sao ~ ~ en1n'!s'astn y H. H@sicla 3!3
70 aa ardent a'seipt9 OF naif"aas, "thss M aian
remain ~ npe: nhoula nn'e oecn ao1e 1o pn
plan9IoTTt9, auots py nassell. l'. ,n:.,.
In ualio"ay lai6e ctseB aro met Wltn ha'l1
a!lc1en5 wrinnt's Gu the'n. ono on ta9 las4
~ Aloehlony pug ~ Got ~ usel on Lao upper F!ae,
ne Up & ana ~ te1 yo'. more. a nuaanes'
|eu;p!e gatneiaa 70 an!s ceaaG ann @ succeeuoa
!I.s i1s.as VA ~ nopss % pni'P mot tul%a, ~
tns;e"o y = nnuns M mny sg'u s'1ey anuiao WIN!
| VI ~. Ivy ille uo"n 10 wv uoluie.
II; "a M man W!1oae nlof1ni.ng dran nna poen
adi1 nsaIa lor @ iaana, III bauanns As horse gost
%a.t snato "ronR eao iol1niose. .us. as ho
aDou1 70 naoaaE: nelsAbor e2me Up ana cafJ
us attention .sl TO tle ~ mls!ake. Ihe ho?sei'f
Kl1ao iof inonlent men ~ tnG lntruoeI, W ~ !. IL
snoasn'' GIu -, tnon a'lu a9u loe thaI sasn
oe; 10y N m ao ,oi SoM Enow So"a %n'cn u way and
ing f. ana LIE 1ookeu daf;6ets Ut tAo olhc4
ne'gnDor
rs9Sene-fafior or lashlonee1e raslaenctr
NOW 1ofR-!enil1is On tlo ovo Of departure "