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The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

THE CHEAPEST Reliable articles like
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder and
Special Flavorings, Vanilla, Lemon,
Orange Ginger, etc, that have stood the
test of the hest judges in the country, at a
fair price, are cheapest in the long run, if
health is 70 be considered. Pure goods
must have q fair valuation, adulterated
articles are the only kinds that can be sold
cheap and many dealers sell such mix
lures in preference to strictly pure articles
as they afford better profit
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

Renne's Pain-killing Magic Oil should
be kept by every family. Sudden sickness
is the time you want it, and night or day
it is frst-rate doctor in the house Its
timely use cures headache, cholera NOR
bus, sudden colds, prevents fevers, etc
Try it faithfully Sold by merchants.
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21
Tar Cordial.

II gratifying to to inform the public that DR.
l. @ c. Wishari's Pine Tree Tar Cordial for Throat
and Lung Diseases has gained an enviAbl" rcputa-
ton from the Atlantic TO the Pacific coast and
from thence TO some Of the first families Europe,
through the press alone, but by persons through
out the States actually benefited and cured at this
Office, While he publishes less so say our reparr-
crs, he is unable TO supply the demand 1t gains
and holds = It putation
First Not by stopping cough, hat by loosening
and assisting nature o throw OFF the unhealthy
matter collected about the throat and bronchial
tHbes. which causes irritation.
Second. 1t removes the causes Of irritation
(which produces cougbl Of the mucous membrane
and bronchial tubes, assists the lungs to act and
throw of the unhealthy secreions, and Purihes the
blood
Third. 1t is free from squills lobela. ipicac and
opium. of which most throat and lunc remedies
are composed which allav cough only, and dIsOr
ganize the stomach. II has soothing effect the
liver and kidneys and every art of the system and
in its inyigoraJug and purifying effects it has
gained reputa ion which it must hold above all
Others in the market.
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

A SEVERE TEsT.-The Commissary
General of the United States, after a trial
of all the principal starches in the country,
decided that Duryea's Satin Gloss
Starch was the best that could be prOcur-
ed, and the government from that time to
the present are buying this article This
is fact worthy the attention of consum-
arS
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21
Creat Saving in Coal.

mhI1AElLS " Dranght Regulator can be ap-
ptea 70 any sort of Stove or heater--saNes from
'5 = ~ % she Coal by utilizing all the neat pro
with less than half the tro1bl In Keeping hres on
exnlelIl9n ano for sale at Harris Tea Store. Teas
at reduced prices, free of duty dtf
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

kUNKEL 5 BITTER WINE OF IRoN.-
kunkel's Bitter Wine of Iron is guaran-
teed to cure the worse case of dyspepsia,
liver complaint, jaundice, chronic or nerv-
Gus debility, disease of the kidneys, and
all diseases arising from disordered liver
and stomach, such as fullness of blood to
che head, acidity of the stomach, nausea,
disgust for food, fullness or weight in the
stomach, sinking or fatulency at the pit of
the stomach, swimming of the head, hur-
ried or difficult breathing, futtering at the
heart, choking or suffocating sensations
when in lying posture, dimneSs Of vision,
yellowness of the skin, and for purifying
the blood and building up the system in
general.
Price Of the Bitter Wine Of Iron, 81 GO.
every bottle guaranteed, or the money re-
funded Beware of counterfeits, buy only
kunkel's : take no other; il is wrapped in
a yellow wrapper around, with the propri-
etor photograph on. All other is coun-
terfeit. Depot $50 North Ninth street,
below Vine, Philadelphia lGo there, ad-
vice free l0-21d&wly.
For sale in Rock Island by Smith &
/ Bonney, and John Bengston.
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

$4,000 IN CASH FOR Sl-We call the
attention of our readers to the advertise
ment in another column of the Nebraska
State Orphan Asylum. Here is chance
to win fortune in a Public Legal Drawing
and aid noble charity
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

THE TREATMENT OF ISEBRIATES, -
When a man has fallen so far into intem-
perate habits, that his appetite is all but
ruined, and that what he does eat no
longer nourishes him, his position becomes
critical Pathologists, at the present day,
regard Chronic Drunkenness as a disease !;
and their first aim Is to enable the organs
of nutrition to derive, as in health, the
requisite vital forces from food. Under
this system, the patient ought to give up
at once the use of all stimulants. Where
the appetite is extremely feeble, the diet,
at first, should consist of beef tea or NUT
ton-broth. Immediately after eating, the
patient should take one wine glassful Of
DR.. Gottlieb Fisch's Bitters He will
thus be enabled to eat. and also digest and
assimilate, more and more, daily-his vigor
and cheerfulness increasing meanwhile in
proportion After few months, the use
Of the Bitters may be discontinued. The
patient win thus have become INDEPEND-
ENT Of stimulants altogether! This sub
ject continued next week under What Is q
| Tonic
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21
FOR SALE CHEAP +!

. SECONDHAND ENGINES. II BY as WITH
& Governor waive. Shaft and PulIpys cnmnIefe
cranks. THOS yATES ~
2-2iuu IeYee, Rock Island
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1.-THE BEST is THE CHEAPESTW
$sl,ooo,ooo.oO Capital Represented

Assats So 2O4 306
xE+cora 5306.3SO
r x,orIx 4.446.e50
r1..,,,I-,;uofpniIa 3.36:S GIL
MAN America of pbila.. $4,000
,n0or,, Fire ns Co., of Londen, Gold Assets 100000
A prit;ab & Mercantle 100000
=" 80 a~,.yland. 2.OOO.OOO
ouaon Of iyerDoOI and London, 100000
firemen's Fund of California ol9,ZZl
NationaI Ins Co.. Hartford, Assets 742 900
~Iarional Ans. 90. TeIliIsa.. 4lQ,5=O
uorthwestern National ms. Co., 657 534
Westchester Fire Ins. Co., $40 OS6
Manhattan Fire ms. Co, New York, 493 0OO
st. Joseph ms. Co.. 4S4 oo aoo
Railway Pass. Ins. Co., of Hartford, 75O'OoO
Conn Mutual Life Ins Co. of 2IOOU,uoU
Policies Written at Current Rates once NO o su
Building, up stairs.
huFAa Q t.
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New York.
FINANCIAL,


NEw YORK. March -
Money-SirinEeut and more active. closing
per cent
Goid-Closed Al l5lsGIl57s-
Governments Slrous-
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. Credit More Bic Lars.

My text is 10, how great ado
l. kindled by a little fire.,
or. clearer. possible. TO you.
one truth exposes many liar
so few are found the truth 10 tell.
so many seem the truth deuiers:
That Credit Mohilier i well
Translated ' Credit more big liars.
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21
Scale in Boilers.

WILL REMOVE AND PREVENT SCALE IN
any steam Boilers, or make no charge
q Aqdress- GEO. W. WOOD,
'l'u<m Philadelphia, Pa
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21
BURDSALL'S
LINIMENn .
Established Twenty Years,

Established Twenty Years.
Is THE ORIGINAL GENUINE PREPARATION
| 90! the Aruica Flower. or LeuparaS Band, and
contains all IT. Wtll-kuoVu hCa in properties IN an
eligible form for external application. and a. such
T. highly recommended by All the members oi the
Medical Faculty .amiliar with the wonderful cura
tive properties of the wonderful plant. particularly
in cases Of BURNS. for which il Is singujaily sp-
laying pain tn instant ii i applied
Il is IN Inralaa5L Cure for
BURNS. SCALDS. SPRAlNS,
RHEUN ATLSM CHILHLAINS.
iNELANN ATIUNS. BRUISES. CUTS WOUNDS,
sWELIING>. NEURAL5iIA,
CHAPPED HANDS, AND ALL PAINS,
Ind Equally .ceH 1dapted Ter Horses.
3-Sld
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COAL.

For s,ALE.FoCR HUNDRED BUSHELS OF
three miles south OF Rock Island Orders Tor BIack,
smithing Coal promptly attended to.
Rock Island, Ma rch 5, 1873
8 5d9m B. DAVENPORT, Proorietor
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

From lands end TO lands end, that all may read
and reading, believe that for the countless mil
lions who the road to an untimely grave
with bilious complaints there is but one truly great
and reliable remedy, and that is
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-03-21

MONTREAL, March 20.-The remains Of
a man were found in the ruined portion Of
the st. James Hotel this morning. The
body has been identified as that Of Mr.
Hyatt travelling agent. He was founl
on the fifth floor and had evidently heer
s,1ffncatad
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

The following pathetic story Is trans
lated from the German Journal Sccp-
trcnnd Crown:
"Src," said the wife Of MaXimllian
to Napoleon, With heartfelt hut gentle
voice, 'pNrdon the wife who speaks
for the honor and life Of her husband.
If |, in my zeal, have allowed mysclI
to be carried on too bold defense Of the
cause which TO me is the highcs, und
holiost; ii could not have been other
wise. Sire, ! bescech you, for the sake
of eternal mercy, have conpassioh'
Give lis yet Il years protection, or give
lis gold II the blood Of France Is prcc-
ious to YOU"
And withan imdeacribably besccching
look OF anguish she looked ut this
man, from WHOSE mouth the word oI
hope might be sounded, which she
might carry on the wings Of love and
Joy to her husband plning affair." in order
to restore his dcspniring soul WithncW
strength. With cold tone replied Ma
polcon: "Madam, the greatest service
one can render ladies IN serious mo-
monts h complete truth and camdor
II would be crime towards your Maj
esty If | were to Offer you hopes Whien
could not be realized. My resolVesnrc
unultcrahlc, like the necessity which
has dictated them. ! have nothing
more left for McXico-not II man,
not dollar.n Then the features
of the Empress became conVulsed
in horrible fashion the white
OF her eyes became Of the color
OF blood, her chances had n fam
ing, phosphorescent glow; her Hips
parted wide back from her splcnuid
white teeth. With arms outStrctched,
she stepped towards the Emperor, and,
driving forth her words between the
paintings of her hcaylng breast, she
cried with II voice which sounded more
than humane: "Yca, it Is truc-thc
picture of my dreams, the horrible
phantasy ofmy nights! There he stands
before me with the boakcr Of blood
that demon of hell-thc murderer of
my family! Murder my family, Nmil-
ing devil! Murder me, the grandchld
of Louis phillippe--of that king who
snatched thee from the scailoldW The
Emperor reheated slowly to the
door, ms before the apparition of 4
spectre. The llmprcssrcmained stand
ing, and stretching out her hand, cried
again, while her features became still
more dishgucred, and her eyes NOR,
widely garing, "Bcgone, man, but
take with thee my curse--thc curse
which God hurled ut the head of til,
first murderer. Thy throne shall fall
into ruins; flames shall destroy thy
house; and when thou hast been east
down to the dust from which thou
emerged, sinking in shame and impo'
tcncc, then shall the Angel of Ven
gcancc cry to thy dcspairing soul in
mournful tones, "Maximilian anc
Charlotte
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

Sleep obtained two hours before mid
night, when the negative forces are in
operation, is the rest which most rccu-
peratcs the system, giving brightness
to the eye and glow TO the check. The
difference in the appearance of u per-
son who habitually retires at ten
O'clock, and that of one who sits up
until twelve, is quite remarkable. The
tone of the system, so evident in the
complexion, the clearness and sparkle
of the eye, and the softness of the lines
of the features, is in a persen of health
kept at ''concert pitch" by taking reg
ular rest two hours before twelve o'clock
and thereby obtaing the "beauty sleep"
of the night. There is II heaviness of
the eye, n sallowness of the skin, and
AN absence of that glow in the face
which renders II fresh in expression
and round in appearance, that readily
distinguishes the person who keeps late
hours.
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I'm morning texcopi Monday P iMguts ~ week
MINT sSfnrnlNmonillAl "un.clty. I'ho
,i""lii,.r,i by canier y l".la,,I Press
W"ilv cnntnlns The latest AsD,',n'' narle of
NM sorclal dispatches iiynl n n' markell
w." snw",,irv m 10 midnight ~, , ,' dr.i
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TEiiMS OF subscription NM, un,m " .gr
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r,IE PROPORTIONAL poIlrIcIAN,

Every one who has mingled very
much with the body polite will rccog-
nize the individual whose sobrlquct
heads this article, The professional
politician IL the man whose visage is
recognized IN every public crowd, Let
It's tome be good or bud, He Is often
appointed "delegate,n for he has no
settled business to interfere with any
such office. He Is hungry for Office;
IN Office with perqulsiics and good
ones. He Is always ready tobeinvited
TO take 4 drink, and never has much
small change with which to return the
compliment. Hebellevesgvcry brain-
less loiterer who tells him he Is TALENT
ed Z; thinks he Is entitled to a seat in
congressional halls, In consequence
thereof and honestly thinks that his
poor ovcrtaxed wife at home, Is the
only one who can not appreciate him.
The very word politician will scarce
~ bear dissection. Worcester, IN his
unabridged, defines the word as IA
man of artiilce or deep continuance
We may be wrong In our estimate of
persons and things, hut we are honest
IN our convictions, that the wide cash
across the breast Of this once happy
nation, from which the blood ofpatri-
OTIS Is sadly dripping yet was made by
the hands of willy, sagaclous pollti-
clans men who made politics a study
and profession; who stood ready nj
every moment to impcril the bright
land of their nativity in a bloody and
fratricidal war, that their names might
be Haunted on the pages Of unwritten
history, or their empty pockets filed
with the yellow gold in the public
treasury,
Look at the state of affairs to.lav
Men clamor for Office like hungry
wolves for aslain lamb. How cxees.
sively polite to the million is the man
who for his own political reason Inns
declGred himself "a eandidatc.u How
he smiles andsmirks and bows to ev,,-
~ greasy, dirty loafer whom he meets
for has not that man vote that can
he bought Gold Is brought into reouI.
sitlon, honesty Is laid on the shelf and
virtue Hes under the foot Of dlshonor
Riot and ruin characterize nh m,hlie
meetings, and the honest poor man
who Is the very bone and sincw Of ,ho
country Is borne down by the ayincs },
and the manlpulations Of professions,
politicians, who feed like vultures ~,
the public Treasury. To all such wa
would cry " avaunt!n take your polit,.
cal hands from the public pocket and
hide yourselves forever from the ewes
Of honest men.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

Collin county, 'luyns, and went north
nhout the dine the EVIL war commenc-
cd but ioined the Southern army md
was IN General Prices last raid INTO
Missouri. BY changing bis residence
he lost sight Of hs iather but has heard
that he moved into Southern TcNNs,
Should iris meet The fnthcr's eye he
viii know where 20 address his son.
Texas papers nro requested 10 copy,
The city Is very healthy
Since the mbsldcncc Of the late
flood and the drying up Of the gllIle'
and mud holes frogs have partially
ceased their mclodlolls night concerts,
their nocturnal choruses, which are lO-
tally unlike anything on thls earth
hut the armies Of mosquitoes have
boon rcplcnishcd with millions Of re-
culIts. The consequence Is, n "body'
sleeping outside 0f'N "bNr'' * generally
pierced with about five thousand blllS
during II single night Houston Tcle-
graph.
The portrait Of sam Houston on
the prOsconiunl arch nj the new thea
ire, h pronounced by those who have
seen II, very accurate likeness of the
old hero. It Is scarcely necessary to
state that II was painted by Mr. Charles
Evans Houston Union.
We were shown yesterday u letter
from Cucro to n gentleman In this city
which contains the following para
graph:
CuERo, June H. 1873,
"rhcrc is great excitement hcrcnboul
some trouble between the Taylor ana
Sutton parties. Yesterday sutton
started with Horace French, Or. White,
John Mcdor and Ad, Patterson, for
Clinton to attend the examination OF
Scrap Taylor, charged with the shoot
ing 0fSutton some tlmcngo The Tny-
lor party seven In number, fired into
the sutton phrty, ON the road to Clin-
ton, and killed Frcnch's horse, and
wounded two other horses. John Me-
dor was Slightly wounded in the leg,
There is n great deal Of excitement
here to-day, while the examination Is
going ON at Clinton. The people arc
out'on II scout after the parties who did
the shooting, San Antonio Herald.
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0hrlailnalenld
ID. McCALEB, Ediior'
r,,E Lu,rruREs.

Or. Schabchorn, one o. lhv e'''"e
Of the staats-zeltung, the leading ger
man paper Of the United states y o"
n tour Of inspection through lhiss'Ote'
and IL awaiting himself Of The oppof-
t,,nity to dcllyera series Of lectures 10
the German element In Texas ~ his
lecture the other evening, at The Mar
kethouse, our very good and clever
friend, Mr., Alex. Sawyer, reports 10 US
that he paid amost glowing tribute 10
the great German statesman Count
bismarck, whom he advanced Us inc
unprecedented ideal Of q great man
whose eminence hnd been primarily
effected blythe liberal education he en-
joyed. The Doctorlsa patron Of learn
Inc, and urged upon his friends from
the Fathcrland the importance OF es-
tablishlng schools where q llper'i eu"-
cation could be conferred upon lhcii
children, IN which advice we concur
most heartily.
He Is greatly impressed with the
prospects we have ahead of US MS a
State, and among other Encouraging
remarks made by him during his lee
turc, he stated tint he had met Captain
Adams, and from the comprehensive
manner IN which he discussed all the
subjects upon which he wils lntcrro-
gated, he thought him Just the man to
effect thcbcst development of ourcom-
mon interest. Dr.. Sehabehorn spoke
In his native yernacvlar which was
unintelliglble to us, but hlsmanner OF
delivery would indicate that as mn ora-
tor, he ~ man ofgrcat power. We
bespeak for him the courtcsies of ON
people all over the State.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

I. n. C0LBuRN, Ticket Agent, st. Louis.
j. +. SIMPSON, General Supt., INDIANAPOLIS.
CHAs. Z. FOLlETT, Gen. Pass. Agt, ST Louis
Chas. RABCorK, Southern Agt, Dallas, Tex,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

TICKET OFFICE-No. 100 North Fourth
street, corner Chestnut street, st. Louis. and
at all principal railroad offices in Texas
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PRESERVE THEN, Many people take
newspapers, but few preserve lhcm,yet
the most interesting reading imagina-
bic, is an old file Of newspapers, IT
brings up every age with It's hustle
and every day affairs, and marks its
genius and it, spirit more than the Ia
bored description orthchistorian. Who
can take up n paper dated half II cen
fury AFRO, without the thought that al
most every name there printed Is now
cut upon n tombstone at thchead oran
cpltuph? II is easy TO preserve ncws-
papers, and they will repay the trouble,
for, like that Of wine, their value in
crcnscs with their years,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26
y CARD.

We are doing an auction and COM
mission business, AT the corneroI F'lm
and Market streets Appointment polhlb
in this beautiful and growing city, ANA
we solicit consignmcnts of Hour, gram
live stock aud everything needed by
This rapidly increasing population
We are also doing n real estate bust
ness -- buying, selling and locating
lands, examining titles, paying taxes,
collecting rents, etc. We sell at public
or private sale, as instructed, andma<c
liberal advances ON consignmcnts. Our
motto "Quck sales and prompt re-
turns" Respectfully,
NJ A. HlBBlLER d co.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26
Paddle Your own canoe.

Judge $. gave his son a thousand dol
lars, telling him to 90 to college and
graduate. The son returned ut the end
of the Freshman year without dollar
and with several ugly habits. About
the close of the vacation the Judge
said To his son.
"Wcll, William, are you going TO
college this ycar"'
"IIave no money, father"
'sBut gave you thousand dollars
to graduate on !!
Nrhat's all gone, father"
avery well, my son; 1t was all /
could give you; you can't stay here;
you must now pay your own way In
the world
A new light broke IN upon the vision
Of the astonished young man. He ac-
commodated himself to the situation;
he left home made his way through col
lcgc, and graduated at the head OF his
class--studied law, became Governor
of the State of New York, entered the
cabinet of the President Of the United
States, and has made record for him.
self that will not soon die, being none
other than William II. Seward.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-06-26

Whore N there n moro pltlnblc OBJ
llrl on plnh than u nnn who has no
alnnble woman interested IN Ibis wei
fare!
How dmlnl docs his desolnlc room
appear when he comes home NJ night
weary and hungry, nnd sees II barren
table and u lonely pillow, which looks
Ike the white urn Of every earthly en-
Joymont
Soc the old bachelor IN The dark after
nOOn'Of life, when his heart Is sinking
TO H. aindclnnce, Not a solitary Nom
DRY CLEANS over his opening grave. No
weeping wlclo bend like n comforting
angel oycrhlsdying plllOw0nd wipe the
death damp from his brow No fond
daughter 10 draw his chilly hand into
the sOft pressure Of hers, and warm his
ley blood with roylVinR fires Of alice
zion! Nomunly boy 10 link his break
iugnnmc with the golden chain ofhOn-
ornblo society, aud bind history In the
vast volumes Of the world he Is lcay-
Ing forever! He hus eaten and drank
and died, aud earth Is glad she got rid
ofhhn, for he had little else TO do than
to cram his soul into the circumference
of II siXpcncc; and no human being
gave his wnshcrwOman will breathe u
sigh ut his funeral, - l'ircsldc Friend,
THERE ~ u dentist in Harrisburg who
his a daughter, who loved by n young
man but lac Is baaliul, and don like 10
10 go the house 10 see her unlcsa he has
nm excuse. 40 every Tuesday and Fri
day he calls and gets the old man IN
pul u tooth for him, and chen he p0cs
into the back pallor and sparks the
girl under the mctencc ofnying to find
his hat, He has only six teeth now,
and what worries him Is toknow, what
he's going TO do when they are all out
and his new set is made and put In.
He Is all the moro anxious about 1t
because the fair maid doesn't seem aS
If she was going 10 respond to. his
heartfelt signs, and there Is room for
suspicion that she has been playing the
coqucttc SO ms to rope In Il good Gus
torrcr for her fond parent