Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-06-19
Carpenters are bast.o
Patronize home Institutions.

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Some fellow asks: "What shall
we do with our daughters ?p Teacl
them manners.
Under what law does our young la.
dies turn their :parlors into court
rooms?
Wessaw new potatoes in our ma
ket the other day. We didn't ask
the price.
The bonnets worn by the ladies
now, give our churches the appear
anee of very extensive flowerpot.s
The "Bug" editor says ~it is bad
enough for Americans to violate laws,
but far worse for Gcrmans!" Now,
why key?
There lisa splendid openingin Ea-
ton for a Steam grist3mill. What has
become of that enterprise Let US
have it by all means.
na The -weatherthe pastweekIas-be
exceedingly warm, aud several new.
cases of genuine lazincss arc reported.
1T is feared that the disease will as
sumo an epidemic form.
The mania for fasl,y imitation Jew
elry has broken out among our bellies
again with great ~virulcncc. There
must be a trace of standardization in
AmericaH society, to account for this
I ii ottentotish taste.t - ..zs ~
The wheat prospect iii this county
is no doubt splendid. We make this
statement partially. rom observation,
having been around a large portion
OF IL County during the past week.
Farmers ought to be happy: ssa
II is a little. early to commence, dis
tributing greenbacks for electioneer-
ing purposes. When Bob Schenck is
after an office, this county is always
well supplied with corruption funds.
Why is it? Does the Bug know?
Our Town Clock stands at 6lss, a
mute and silent witness of what an
e~nterprising and economical trioa~of
Commissioners Prcble county has!
Twelve hundred dollars expended on
paper jails, and a dumb Town clock!
Jehue 5
Next TO a fifty four inch busilc,
what is more excrusiating than to see
a spooney youth sitrin church with a
pair of fancy Kids on, afftctionatcly
stroking "A sickly moustache. 1t is
lucky that the fool Killer never goes
to mcetin'.
Lathe rcas1inng community reeel-
.leet That a Radical Congress aad3Pres-
;idenf taxed them ou: tIieiE reading,
and then voted themselves scxaa pay
if u tlleir valuable services! Wonldn,t
ii be a glorious thing Cor this country
to continue such a party in power2
Would $4,000 expended on the
Commissioners pest house do any
good oraiot !? What do tire tax-pay-
ers of our County think about it?
Are they willing TO trnst $40.O0oi III
the hands Of this economical trio
There are women in New York
whose wardrobe costs their fathers
or husbands, at least $51,0e0sa year,
and many Others who think them
selves. economical because flIey map+
age to dress upon 5000 TO $tos900.a
year. The clothes mania is a very
prevalent disease among wonIanhood.
The citizens of Eldoraf9o are in ear
nest aboutthe contemplated Raiiroad
through their Village. aud inaniiesta
Willingness to join hands with Eaton
to push irthrough without delay
The meHsofsthpt now Incorporated
Village, are readyfor biz and can be
relied upon. I
On account of the postage on read
ing, taxed by a Republican Congress.
we viii furnish the DEMOCRAT for
sEyENTY-FIyE CENTS for, six
monthsl Send in your names, DEM
ocrats. Six months is about as long
as this jnfamonssRadical law viii be
in existence. E
we understand that the reason Civ
en- by our. Commissioners for not do
ing something with tlieif pest house,
is, because theysare afraid AIe people
would not re-elect them again. Give
yourselves no uneasiifess on that score
gentlemen, that matter is settledl
Now that the hot season is upon us
every intelligent dog, ifhe wishes his
dog-days to belong inftlIe land should
purchase yatzonee a near and corfrrn7
lent muzzlc, and shonld at all times
eye with suspicion bits of meat that
lay around in tempting plenty. Con-
sidering the Iengthof last wintertno
decent dog will get mad because of
hot weather. . Il
Of all the amusements that can pos
sibly be imagined for a harl-working
man, after a days toll, or in its inter
walls, there is nothing like reading an
entertaining newspaper. 1t relieves
his home of its dizziness. or sameness,
which in nine cases ont often,is what
| driVes him IN tho a1p bouce tn bis