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Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

THE YOUNG LADIES' WARNING.
Don't marry man with the hope that you
may
Reform his bad habits at some future day,
For what you can't do before you are his wife
You'll never accomplish all the days OF you.
life.
Don't marry a man though your friends all ad.
wise,
II up to the wedding you do him desplse,
For you'd certainly find your hatred Increase
From the day Of your marriage until your de-
cease.
Don't marry man for the sake of home
For fyoa don't love him, he will leave you
alone,
Where you oft will regret that you ever did
That nothing would part you till death called
away.
DON'T marry man your foes for to spite,
For you surely will find you've the worst of
the fight,
For in spiting your toes In q manner like this
For life you will risk every prospect Of bliss.
Don't marry man for his good looks alone,
For beauty can never for vices atone,
man may be handsome In feature and form,
And be as great villain as ever was born.
Don't marry man for the sake of the name
Which his father before him did fairly OBJ
tain,
For the fathers good name won't lessen the
grief
or the wife of gambler, drunkard or
thief
Don't marry a man with gold-headed cane,
And large diamond rings and massive watch
chain,
For where you find men who are foppish and
vain,
It's sure indication of very weak brain.
Don't marry man with whom you would be
Ashamed to be seen in the best company,
For your shame would soon turn to anger and
hate,
And through life you'd regre. the choice Of
your mate.
Don't marry man who conceils he is wise,
Who doth the opinions of others despise,
FOR with such man no pleasure you would
see,
And his foe, or his slave you most surely
would be.
Don't marry man till one you do see,
Who both of you think you will ever agree
10 give and to take, to bear and forbear,
10 honor and love though poverty stare.
And when nan of this kind you do find,
Iheh go TO The parson, (who's always in
clined)
10 assist In uniting two fond loving hearts,
With band that he never can sunder in
paris X. q. #.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

"What time is it, my dear?" asked wife of
her husband, whom she suspected OF being
slightly elevated" but who was doing his bes /
to look sober. swell, my darling, can tell,
cause, you see, there are two hands, on IAy
watch, and each points to a different figure and
l don't know which to beieve."i
lady who was urging some friends to stay
for dinner, felt disguised when her eight-year
old boy came in and said: Mrs. Jones says
she can spare no bread, and Mrs. Fox amt to
home, so didn't get any BUTTER The friends
thought they had better due elsewhere.
WHEN you hear man say the world owes
him living, don't leave any hams laying
around loose.
The Providence Tool Company, now max in 2
10000 rifles for The Turkish Government, as
received notice that 5e0, 900 more of the same
patternwll be ordered,
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

onc-fonrt of the working people of New ark
New jersey, are said by the New York Herald
to D. IDLE. Three thousand semstresses are
out OF employment there. In Philadelphia
ihlrly-two thousand workmen, it is estimated.
have been discharged. All the iron works in
the country are curtailing their number of
laborers; nearly all the cotton and wooden mills
are doing the same. The railroads are using
the smallest force with which they can operate. .
From one end OF the country to the other our
seeming prosperity has suffered q sudden and
disastrous collapsed sudden whiting. This
may not he felt long by the richer classes, but
to the poor it means lack of work, money and
daily bread-a forebodng present and a hard
winter to face.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

GLORIOUS sScENEs.-Glorious was the scene
when Enoch was translated, or wien Eljjab,s
chariot OF fire and horses of fire appeared in The
whlrlwind aid took him to glory vet more
siofious @ was the scene when, surrounded by
ms ueseipies, the rising Saviour slowly and ma
lesticaily assembled by his own power and glory
before them, and cloud received him out Of
their sight. How unspeakably glorious. then.
VIII be the full resurrection ani ascension. when
crowding from every country, in glorious res
direction bodies shining as the sun, at one and
,he same moment, myriad and myrisds of his
SAINTS, OF every age, are all gathered into his
presence, where is fullness of joy, and are evar
with the Lord. N W.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

Several oonceited young men were assem-
pled on street corner, when poor Dut cb man
approached. One of them said to his com nan
ions; i'"
"Hoys, I'm going 10 have some fun; lust
watch me fool this Dutchy." 'N''
said; ~ ""'"' "o
,nrhaiser, don you want to buy a doe?"
lho person thus addressed quickly respond-
ed: f"'>A'' 'eePohu-
"f- f-a-a-s, just want TO buy little buddy
ABOUT your siz'. Are you for sale?n
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

NOT FANCY but REAL.-Rev. Henry WarJ
beecher recently Preached from this monitory
text in proverbs
"And thou mourn at the last, when ,by flesh
anu my pody ale consumed, and say How have
mated instruction, and my heart despised re-
PROOF anu have not obeyed the voice of IN :.
teacner, nor enclined mine ear to them that in
strncteu me PROV. v. lib.
faithful words: was III 'nese
"Ihere is such a thing as sin; and there il
uahser IN sln-danger to the body danger 10
tne understanding danger TO the affections :
uaheer 10 Tile taste and the Imagination dan
ser 10 'ne conscience; danger in tins life: and
aooNe all' most appalling danger in the life that
10 10 come. Ftr, as man dies, SO shal, he rise
again As he leaves this world. so he starts in
the other. If he is enviroaed viii evil hah;ts
i, ne IS filled full of sins and transrrcssions
,ia .nat Is The capital with which he begins in the
lie that is 10 come.
l. DeSeech OF you, my good friends, so mapv
Vi you as nave come down hther, not tn be
.hi'ieu ny tne VAIN show of tine world into which
Jouo you "le in.iouuced' beseech of you who
nave come hllher recently, and are already bp
ginning, III the place whear you are, to be
asnatlcu OF your Bibles, and are forgetting the
promise which You made your mnt6ers
anu INC vows which you made to yourselves ;
vi; ~ n9s sulier yourself to be snared Surely in
ond no, -. M ~ SiaIe set right In your sight,
ana you put your foot in it and are caught.
b'seech you, believe in virtue, believe in
ruth' believe in honesty and fidelity b.lieva
IN honor; believe in God believe in Gods laws
anu IN Gods providence. Put your trust in
uou, and in the faith of God, and not in the
seeming of deceiiful and apparently prosperous
men. Let no man witch your soul from Won on
, ,e. no man dazzle you: understanding from
YOU Iet no man by any snuous courses draw
you aside from that straight and narrow ,yay
whefe there is safety. And whatever else Won
se', nave peace every day with your own con-
science. Whatever else you offend, do NOT Of
lend your God. Keep him on your sido. Do
wnat Is right, and then fear no man. Do what
G Is tshs and trust in God, and all the world can
no. nuft you Neither time, nor death, nor
eternity can harm those that follow tho ligbt
inat GOD throws upon their path And for ali
ing love. anu 'o'sS-
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

Prayer is the peace of our spirit, the ,tilness
Oh our thoughts, the evenness of recollection tbn
seat OF miditation, the rest of DER cares and tho
calm OF our tempest; prayer is the issue of n
quiet mind, OF untroubled thoughts, it is tbe
daughter Of charity and the sister OF meekness :
and a; I ne that prays to God with an angry, that
him that retires into battle to meditate and
sets up his closet in the ouiquarters of an army,
-Tdylor. " "''
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

farmer living near Brookvil!e atiemp.e TO
scare an Old worthless dog from his place; so he
put iuse near the dogs nose and a coal of
fire near ii; then to connect the fire to the nil.
OF powder he commenced pouring some pow
der out ofthe horn on the coal. An explosion
occurred. The farmer hasn't s.en the dog
since, but with medical aid and good care il Is
thought lie can see him in about three
weeks.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

kEEP oN.-Ono of Boston's esteemed cill
zens was in well-known restauran partak
ing OF the wholesome and inyigor ating ap,,le-
PIE. discovering something therein that seem
en- to have no legitimate connection with pie he
called the proprietor, and deferntially observed
70 nln; see what have found in this pie-a
The enterprising proprietor, not at ali discon-
certed, quietly replied, "Well, keep on eating:
you may find the man.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

TIE HONEYMOON The latest method of
spending the "honeymoon" is reported from
Italy. An American recently met an old school.
fellow whom he had not seen for years. "Yes
'.fes, my dear fellow; have Just been mar
RED, and am come to pass the honeymoon in
Italy"
'And your wife," "My wife, Oh. left her
in New York"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

BAD CoUNsEL.-They tell a story of Coun-
COLL or X. lie set out to as.onish the wonIa
with noble horsemanship one day, but not hay
ing avery famous seat, his morse threw him
in to muddy ditch somewhere near the Cam
bridge colleges. Our man oflaw shouted Justify
ior help 70 market gardener whom he espied.
"Help! help my friend, y said he. "Yo,, ho.
hold an unhappy counsellor in a miserable
case. "a counsellor" said the friend iuneed.
wen, sir, all have to say is, that the gentle
man hoad'ised you to bathe in such pud-
die, gave you very poor counsel,
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

wILNINaToN, DELAWARE
oER,k Inform their old customers and the publ,c
" make to order, ~
CARRIAGES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
& aaa warranted 70 be OF the best quality, which they
,ns S.s Repang andpainting promptly attended to in
D,,s.. - Second hama arriAges siwsv, on hand st =
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

CHAT dog ofy yourn few at me this morn
ing. and bit me on the leg, and l notify you
that | intend 10 shoot it the first time see
it,"
"The dog is not mad"
sAlad! | know he not mad. What has. he
got to be mad about? It's me that's mad"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

A bright little boy hearing his father say
that man ought TO "stick TO his business u
enptied bottle of mucilage in the old gentle
man s office chair. The old man says he hasn't
been stuck so badly since 1857, and rewarded
his offspring by taking him on whaling trip to
the back cellar.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

bridget! Bridget why don't you bring up
lne ienonade' said Mrs. Son the Fourth
of July, from the top of the kitchen stairs.
why, ma 'am,' said Bridget, wiping the
sweat from her red face with her checked apron
as she put her head round the staircase parti-
tlon-"why, ma am, you see, the ice l put in
the Lemonade is so hard that 1t hasn't melted
yet though it's stirring it over the fire I've
oeen for the last fifteen minutes or morer'
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

In Paris, KY, there is one and Il half barrels
OF whiskey to each inhabitant-and they con-
sequently snap their fingers at the present fin
ancial crash. But it,, with all that whiskey,
Parls doesn't experience 4 "tigtt..' season, ii
VIII be something strange.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

Hon George p. Fisher is making quite an ex-
tended visit to his personal and political friends
In the lower part Of tn is State,
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

A MARVEL OUTDoNE.-Mr. Finlayson.
town-clerk of Stirling, Scotland, in the latter
part OF the seventeenth century, was noted for
the marvellous in conversation. He was on
visit to the Earl of Monteith and Airth, I'm bis
castle Of Taxa, in the Loeb of Monteith; and
was about taking leave, when he was asked by
the earl whether he had seen the sailing cher
yytree. ''
NO." said Finlayson; "what sort of thing
is it?" e
at is" replied the earl, "a tree tina, has
grown out at goose g mouth from stone the
| bird had swallowed, and which she bears about
with her In her voyages around the loch. Now
Finlayson." he added scan you, with all your
powers OF memory and fancy, match my stoiy
of the chenytree?n
"Perhaps can" said Finlayson, Gle airing
his throat and adding: "When Oliver Cromwell
was was at Airth, one of his caunon sent a bali to
Stirling, anu lodged it in the mouth of a trum
of fsounding.
"Was the irumpeter killed." said the
earl.
"No, my lord, replied Finlayson; she blew
the ball back and killed the artilleryman who
had fired it,"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10
HUMOROUS.

Things were affecting at Iowa City on else-
tion night. The Press man corralled Brainard
of the Republican, the Postmaster, and bis part
ner, in fire-brigade saloon singing;
want to be granger,
And with the grangers stand
A horny-lided farmer,
With hay-stach in my hand;
and anon, his partner, nice young man, with
good voice, joins in:
Beneath the tall tomato tree
Ill swing the glittering hoe
And smite the wild potato-bug
As lie skips DER the snow.
When the Postmaster continued:
I've bought myself Durham ram
And a gray alpaca COW,
lock-stitch Usage orange hetge,
And patent-leather plough.
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10
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TIME TABLE.
West.

FALL AND WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
On and after WEDNESDAY, October list, 1873,
Trains will leave rs follows:
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

A RIcu SERMoN.-The following rich ex-
tract from sermon will be recognized at a
glance by some Of our readers here at home.
1t loses much of its humor, because we can
not put in print the peculiar sing-song styls
aud appropriate gestures that accompanv
IL:
"My friends-Sin makes the purtiest Young
man or woman in the world look ugly-ah. And
Ill lyou how know was coming no
10 church to-day, when saw some young men
in the road-ah, and thought one of them was
the purtest young man l ever saw in nv life
ah. And as drew nigh unto them discover
cd that they were playing at marvels, and thew
diew nigh unto place what they called the
taw, and they marvelled-ah. And this purity
young man was the last one to marvel -ah-
And when he marveled, he jumped up and
tapped his hands, like rooster does his wings,
and says he.
Il wish may be id if | amt fat-ah,' And
opened my mouth, and spoke unto him thu
says !, Young man, this is not the way to
salvation. And, says he. 'Oid horse ii you had
been salivated as bad as have, you wouldn't
want TO hear talk Of salivatio
sand now, my friends, when that ar yollng
man said lie was fat, lie told a lie ah for he was
as lean as that ngry-looking sister over thar.
THAT'S always praying piously when the hat Is
bein' posed round-ah.
sand, my friends, if that young man hadn't
been blinded by sin, he never could a mistok
me for an old horse"
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10

TRANS leavinejyilmngton, at 1880 A: NJ connects
with train leaving Philadelphia at $50 a. Nj.
Train leaving Wllmington at o3o 81 =; n M, connoc's
Train arriving at Wilmington l.o5 A. NJ cohhecs
with tram for Philadelphia at $40 A. M =, IA.
Train arriving at Wilmington at 100 r. NJ WIN
tram for Philadelphia at 400 p Nj. .
Omnibus transfer between w. q W., and =. W. q
b. Depots and cars OF Wilmington City X. H. at Front
and Market Sts., by MUMulen 81 Seal, at cents for
each passenger and cents for each piece OF baggage
Dcr 3,-tf DAVID C0NELI,, Supt.
w. Ii. CONNELL, General Agent
Delaware Republican. (Wilmington, Del.) 1843-1874, 1873-11-10
RELIGIOUS.

~ GAN SAY YES, WHAT WILL You SAY ?',
-thomas Hoopoo was a member of the For
eign Mission School, at Cornwall, Connecticnt
III america. After some two years residence
at Cornwall, at the request of the clergyman of
brunswick, who had formed All acquaIntance
Win noinas, he accompanied Deacon Hall.
with whom ha was boarding, and who was on
ms way from Philadelphia, to Brunswick. On
the evening OF their arrival at Brunswick. n se
iect company, including the cleieymap. were
invited to spend the evening W ith a LAWYER of
the place. Thomas, then about sixteen wears
" aye, accompanied the clergyman. The law.
yer entertained the company for a long time by
in'errogaling, Thomas in reference to his native
country, their customs, religion, enioyments.
%e', anu especially upon their religion. COM
pared with the Christian religion Thomas
very patiently answered his questions, often to
the great amusement of the company. At length
the lawyer, who was not as is believed. re-
nSieus nan, ceased, and Thomas commenced
IN substance as follows:
=, ~ am poor heather boy. II is not strange
that my blunders in English should amuse Won
But soon there will be larger meeting Than
ms shall be there. They will ask us a II
one question, namely: 'Do you love tho Lord
what will you say, sir ?" ''
=, he stopped death-like stiffness peryaded
.ne room. AT length it was broken by pro-
Posai that, as the evening was far spent. thew
snouid have season OF devotion, in which
~ lhohas should pray. 1t was acceded TO- and
lhomas, In his accustomed meek and affection
Soa, Ste manner, addressed the throne of grace
dina 1Ton ne prayed ior the lawyer in person. alu-
ulhg 10 his learning and talent, and besourbt
that he might not be ignorant OF the way Of
salvation through Christ. AS he proceeded
tnus, the emotion of the lawyers breast arose
a1ove all restraint; the flowing tears could moi
alleviate it; he sobbed aloud. The whole COM
pany were affected, and the sobs drowned tLe
speakers voice. nv" ''''
soon they separated aud retired to their re-
sspeetlve rooms. But there was no rest for the
lawyer. The question of Thomas rang in his
ear what will you say, sirs'' lie paced his
room IN anguish. The Spirit of God had touch :
ed his conscience lie found no rest until he
could answer the thrilling question proposed
oy that one "heathen boy" in the affirmative.
A few days afterwards on the return of Dea-
con Hail. several of the party were re joicing in
nope, who were careless sinners previous to the
question OF Thomas. A revival Of religion fol-
lowed all apparently resulting from the faith.
fnl dealing of that illiterate boy.
christian friend, go thou and do likewise.
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1873-06-08

publish his statement, and calling upon
him to rise and explain. If Haskins does
the same the ball will open-then stand
from under.
SAN Francisco, June Z.
Third day Of the Oakland lrotting
Park. Purse $50, free for all pacing
horses. Four entries were made-the
Eastern horse Dan VOORHEES,, driven by
Hickox; LongfelIow, Billy Mayo and
Defiance. First heat won by Defiance;
time-2 .22s.. Second heat won by
Voorhees,; time-2:21&4. Third heat
won by Defiance; time-2:9. Fourth
eat won by Defiance in 2:l9, the fastest
pacing time ever made on the coast. The
Eastern crowd backed Voorhees, very
heavily, and of course are heavy losers
on this race.
The Bulletin this evening prints the
following from the Sacramento REGARD OF
to-day: 1t was rumored yesterday that
Mark Hopkins and C. p. Huntington
had sold their interest in the Central
Pacific Railroad 10 VIM. Sharon, OF the
Bank of California. As often happens
in such cases, the report was an anticipa-
ton of fact, but as does not often happen
in such cases, it was an anticipation
likely to be identical with the
event. There have been many
such rumors put in circulation at various
times, but without authority or founda-
ton This time it happens that the
report is true, to the extent that
the purchase of the Central Pacific
Railroad interests owned by Huntington
& Hopkins is now the subject of negotia
ton with strong probabilities in favor OF
a conclusion of the bargain. 1t is indeed
quite possible that before the Record ap-
pears again the change will have beer
consummated and a large, perhaps a con-
trolling interest in the Central Pacific
have been passed into the hands OF the
Eastern capitalists for whom VIM Sharon
is acting as agent.
Pioche daily record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1872-1876, 1873-06-08
Foreign News.

LONDON, June g.
A dispatch from Melbourne reports
that n panic prevails in New Zealand
over the frequent and terrible assassina-
tons by mountaineers. The settlers are
organizing for defense, and another
Mavri war is probable.
BERLIN, June G.
The Shah of Persia leaves Berlin to-
morrow for Essen Wiesbaden and Brus-
sells. From the last named city he goes
direct to London.
MADRID, June 6.
The constituent Cortes is engaged in
the verifcation of the election of its
members. The credentials of 269 depu-
ties, so far, have been approved. The
Government says it has resolved to leave
the settlement OF the forced paper cur
rency question to the new Ministry,
which will probably be formed soon as
the Cortes is in working order.
BAYoNNE, June g.
An attack on Irun was made by the
Cure of Santa Cruz, and the Carlists an
nounce that it has been successful, and
that the town is now in their bands.
The Carlists shot "a Carbinees, captured
near Irun. Great indignation is felt in
Madrid at the massacre, but the Carlists
claim that these men first hoisted a
white flag and then poured volley into
the Carlists as they approached, and for
this they were shot down without mercy.