The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1873-05-15
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The nick Of ems-wrinkles.
A stoek-in.trsds Hosiery. ......g

! a btOck-lnsHSQo-uO6tsSys ,fsa.sa
| A sure cure for fslons-Twhted Hemp.
The man who wrote II an ssAdsss wien
I sing" was fool to sing much. .e;sa E
| A notice on the outside of st. Louissteeet
cars say: Gears can't wait for ladies 70 kiss
goodbye" -
A young lady from Oregon reprimanied
her flirting lover by pouring pot Of glue on
him. BE stuck after chat. .s'9i''I 3'si'
An Iowa newspaper proprietor has train
ed large bull.terrier for the positibn Of
fighting editor q @'seo3 s''4
Zeb Cremmet says whiskey punch would
be blessing to the human family Of there
was no tomorrow morning. lI.
When Cincinnati woman shoots at .hsr
drunken husband and misses him, the news
papers says: "Another bullet wasted"
An epicure has discovered that the pleasant.
est way to take cod liver oil is to fsttsa pi-
geons with it and then eat the pigeons.
Mrs. Partington will not allow Ike to play
the guitar. She says he had it oncefF when he
was child, and il nearly killed him.
Beauties often die old maids. They sst
such value on themselves, that thsy dos't
find purchaser before the market is siosa.
| All great things are done little 81 Httls.
Atoms make worlds. The grsatsst 36sstnss
consist Of farth;ngs. Life Is nads y sfns.
ments. ese5s3
A Western editor triamphssily ssslins:
"Man shall not live BY bread aloss," and
then acknowledges the receipt Of jig Of
'sold Bourbon"
Bishop Coxe, Of N. Yosk, ssgs Tie nstsvssef
Hayti have . cannibal feast once year, and
that they fsttsn children for Tie hosfid ban
quit as We do Christmas gsess and .tsshsys.
When you speak Of diminutivs argsatal
cone, convex on ito summit, and semipsSf6-
rated with smymetrical iudsltstiona w
probably mean thimble, but there b no
saying for certain.
An Irish paper publishes the folloKisg:.
"A deaf man named Taft was run down and
killed by passenger train on wednesday
morning. He was injured in similar way
about q year ago." ri a :n's.
An Alabama paper says Of . recently elsct-
ed member of the Legislature that bs Aas 4
ready shown his devotion to the State By
nine years gratuitous service in the State
psniteutiary.
On tha opn Of q battle. an o3acer came 10
ask permission of the commander to 90 and
sec his father, who was on his death bed.
&C.," said the gsasral, ''you Asa9 yssr
father and your mother, that yous dsgs lay
be long in the land.'"
"Get out of my way! What are you good
for ?" said cross old man to bright eyed
little boy that happened to be in his way.
"Well," said the little fellow, a. he stepped
one side, 81 believe they make men out
of such things as we."
A boy who rushed breathlessly into the
house and told his mother that he just saw
horse running swiftly by, and dog sitting
on his tail, was chided for recklessnsss of
speech, but his mother changed hvr mind
when it was explained that the dog was sit
ting on his own tail.
A Western Methodist has been collecting
tobacco statistics among his brethren. He
found that eight leading members in GER.
tain place paid in one year one hundred and
ninety five dollars for tobacco, and thirty
three dollars for the support Of their pastor.
and were too poor to take religious paper,
Eight thousand dollars worth of cigars are
consumed in Winnsboro annually, and whis-
key enough to turn mill. Seven bar rooms
in town pay each q license Of two hundred
and Fifty dollars. Beside this, an unlimited
amonnt goes down on the sly WiaasSoro
Ners.
0 the suore the beautiful snore, filing
her chamber from ceiling to Aoor. Over TIE
coverlet, under the sheet, from her dinpled
chin to her pretty feet Nov rising alsA
like bee in June now Aute-hke subsiding,
then rising again, is the beautiful ssors Of
Elizabeth Jane.
Popping the question-The lovesick swain
advances with an implorhg look, and sooost-
ing the idol of his heart, he says: WIN
you my dear, underwally yourself as to kssp.
ing company with me" If the nynph ap-
proves, the reply is: mo uudsrvallyment
at all, sir"
Respected his Oath,-A wife murderer
defended his act by saying that life with his
wife became insurportable. Then" sid
the Judge, "you might have separated fom
her" "Ah replied the conscientious priso-
ner, ~ could not do that for swors to her
| that nothing but death should separate u.s."
A gentleman was warmly eulogizing the
coustancy of an absent husband in the pres
ence of his loving wife. eyes, YET" assent.
ed she, che writes letters full Of the agony
of affection, but never RENTS me any mon
ey." Il can conceive of thai" said the other,
| for know his love 10 he nnremittinpn