The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1873-06-05
FACTS AND FANCIES FOR The
LADIES.

A lady wished seat; por.lv, hands m-
gentleman brought one, and seated the
lady.
"Oh, you're jewel" said she.
ooh, no :" he replied, I'm a jeweler.
have just set the jewel"
Heavy reading is very fashionable in
New York, and many young ladies are
said tc scuss the writings and theories Of
Darwin, Huxley, and Emerson in a man,
ner v hich would startle tic authors tlcla-
selves
The monument which Mr.. Robert Bon
ner will erect to the memory of Mrs. Sarah
Parton Fanny FERN in Mount Auburn
will consist of an Italian marble pedestal
surm ounted by Roman cross, beautifully
enriched with fern leaves.
IMPoRTAsT TO WIDowERs.--A man
who married widow has invented device
to cure her Of "eternally' prasng her
former husband Whenever she begins
to descant on his noble qualities, this in
genious numter , merely says Poor,
dear man How | wish he had not died.
and the lady Immediately begins TO think
Of something else to talk about.
CANT APPRECIATE THEM.-John
Stuart Mil, affection for his wife is treat
ed by some critics rs if that were . singu-
lar thing for so intellectual man to feel.
1t is a criticism characteristic of the age,
and vet if the causes of modern so.calIed
matrimonial infelicity" were honestly and
intlh., entity annaly lied, we daIc say it
would turn CUT, in majority of case, that
the estrangement be.w, en- man and wife
is chiefly due to the fact that the husband
is too big Il fool to appreciate her.
\ chap who in some mysterious manner
had received bid TO large and fashion
able party Tas somewhat disconnected on
finding that he was not acquainted with u
single person prescnt--nOr IL double one
either. Finally he prcceiycd an elderly
gentleman Of dIsconsolatc micn looking
eyer a Photographic album. Oar hero
made for this party Ct the second part and
said Il say, you and don't seem to
know anybody hcre.-Lct's 20 home - II
was the head of the house
Not 1SQUIslTIvE.--A correspondent
lady wrote to the San FRANCHISE Chronicle
to know where Cam obtained his wife, and
is thus sc'erely but properly rcpruvcd E:
Upon any subject Of II public nature We
meyer refused to throw the di,Ircd Eight.
This is altogcthcra different thing. |, is Il
fLmily matter with when We do not care
to medile. Cain died some time btf IT.
ma;y Of rs were born, and such it,e cur.-
o>i,y regardin. the family affairs of dc,
ceased person We regard as rcprchcnsibie
ami calccu!ateI to violate sanctitics ui
domestic life"
Card ScEurz's wife has come int" pos
session Of Il legacy of Slao, 900, left her 10y
an ulcl- III Germany.
\ curious detail of .hc habits cr the In
ncrHli Court of Russia has been remarked
on sir.ce tie resid, nee Of the Itr>s'a Imrer
Ial Family 10 lln.y. The Empress do
not concspuu,l With the Emperor hy Post
Office. \ service Of couricrs has beer
established between Sorrento and st. Pc
ter,burg, composed OF eighteen PERSONS " h
are continually en- route between tie two
r!ures. The immediate friends of hcl
Majesty write to Russia lik4 orh.r people
that is to say through tie "bligins Il: {
economic medium of the commandcrBaIba
vala But no letter of the Czhrina Is cvcI
thrown into the box, or scnt to the RGssiar
Legation every time the Empiess writes
as she does nearly every day, couri,1
starts with packet, which he is instruct
ed to deliver into tho hands of the Hs;,
himself,
mcrly, in England. when the niiiccnt l.vet
all the year round at their mansions in tn
country, the lady of the mtnoF distributed
to her poor nelghbors with her own h nls
| once week, or uftener, n certain guam
tity of bread. and she was called by then
LEFT day" that is in the Saxon, the brea
! givcr. These two words we're il the tim
( corrupted and the meaning is now as lit
/ tie known as the practice which gave ris
to it; vet it is from that ha>pitable eustor
that to this day, the ladies of that king'lor
alone serve the meat at their own tables.
TWILIGHT MIsTAKEs,-Twal ladirs saur
tered up Summit street LAST evening as tn
dusk was making the lamp-liEht visibl,
they halted moment in front Of the vii
dow of I. dry goods store, and began 10 e,
anime a shawl which draped lay fgur
lust outside the establishment
This is handsome shawl" said I'll
first lady.
I've seen prettier, replied the SECOND
Mrs. A., on our street, has one just lik
it, and she looks perfectly harrd when sh
wears it,"
Mrs. A. said after supper last eycnin:
that she did wish she had been able t
stand quite still, but il made her so ''mad
that she turned right round and locke
them both IN the face The two ladit
FASTENED of to look for street car, sn
Mrs. A. lost two calling acquaintance
and gained tive mortal enemies.