Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1873-05-22
sreyities. and .Lesit.es.

@r .fGet out of my way! What are
you good4or ?" said q cross old dman 'to-a
bright-eycd little boythat happened 70:
stand in hts way. "Well," said the lit.
tie fellow, as he stepped one side, :. 8
believe they make men out of sncal
things as we are" ',ss 5.;s3
These are in tho refreshing West
ern style of personals: Mr.. Waggoner
found fault with the beef at a Memphis
hotel, the other morning, spa-tlle eofo-;
ner made s3 on him." "Peter Ink, aa>
old citizen of Knox county Ohio. was
blotted outsthe other day, aged IS"
@- A,washington inventor is shard ut /.
work on model fora dog that can run
E'along the top Of fence. He expects TO
wreak destruction on th0 cats aid be-
come wealtltier than the Rothschil.is.
@s- There have been frequent insta,l-
ces recorded where a PERSONS hair has
turned gray in the course Of night by
reason of fear. There Is All instance IA
this county, where geRtlernan's gray
hair and beard turned a beautiful brown
in fifteen or twenty minutes from-vanity.
GA-. a Kansas man got up q private.
earthquake the other day, by placing
several pounds OF powder in the stoyatos
clear the SCOT out Of the pipe. To make
it all go up the pipe, he shut tile stove
door, and placing his feet against it, ho-
-roically waited the result. AS that was
the only house within: five miles, the fu-
neral over the fragments was held in the. !.
open air. s.s ~
~ A. coroner jury in Vermont, Ina
panelled to ascertain the cause Of tho.
death of notorious .drunkard, brought
in v.rdict of "death by hanging,
around rum shop" In California q
coroner's jury, under similar eircum-
stances, rendered more courteouxyer-
dict: Accidental death while unpaclk-
ing glass" 2
.@8- A commercially neat Massaohu.
sets mari having occasion to cut his
throat last week, considerably went out
on the back piazza with a pail, overwhich
he held his head during the operation,
in order to avoid making muss.
@ Thaekeray tolls us. of woman
begging aims from him, who, whom she
saw him put his hand in bis pocket, c-ied
out: "May the. blessing Of God follow
you all your lifeP' but when he only
pulled out his snuff box, Immediately
added, 'and never overtake ye."
e- A Dutchman and an Irishman
once met on lonely highway. As they
met each smiled, thinking he knew the
other. Pat on seeing his mistake re-
marked, Faith, ea' I thought it WIZ
you, an you the ught 1t was me, an Its
nayther of u.s." The Dutchman replied,
" Yaw, dat ish dhru; am anuder man,
and you is not yourself, we both some
other podies."
: ET- The San Francisco woman's plea
for divorce is the latest for woman to
advance. We have known men to de-
clare they would never have married
tiei' VIC i1::1i .1si- 9een soi,ar. bat !tis
ra.ar- rcfrc,ci:..g 70 ,ssr q young wcnan
Iecare Tho .~,pla 81 Sant= !. di9oree5f
&, - /, 4Ge. ,i;ls ii,;o>!c%tetl leu mar z
rieJ d produeed ber EnS!,'.ad in nseo- s.
-;;,t,,;...' ',f What sHe SAYS. - - ssizs,ss
'enc' ,tat no w0ula5i H'oc,i -l.a;s a.5r-
ried nin wc'c she n nor soter senses.
.4a5 a Western Me,Ec.list ias bon
collecting tobacco statistics among .heE-
brethren. He found that eight leading
members in certain place paid in one
year one hundred and ninety-fve dol
lars fortobacco and thirty three dollars
for the support of their pastor, and were
loo poor to take religious paper.
w- 4 Promising young citizen Of
Clay county, who was thoughtless enough
to throw the boot jack at hiB mother-in-
law, is deeply impressed with the idea
that there is nothing so sharp and sud-
den for removing the hair from mans
head "a a Dotator 0ratar