The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-09-13

of plain wood--she didn't have that
white alapaca, bus only a plain shroud-
and when last heard from the dog was
still sliye, but the way the old lady's
ghosestalks around that region is alarm
ing. X fs
Copper toed gloves would be n bless.
ing.
~ The wcalt6iest man in Maine is bach
elor
Fashionable hair is brushed straigh hit
back,
French women are the most graceful
takers.
Old people think that all muzzled dogs
are mad. $& -
49, Fashion can never make the b ad taste
of purple and blue popular
Wifcly kindness-Playing the piano
to soothe the husbands aching head.
Distanceson.ctimes endures friendship,
and absence sweeteneth it.
What man needs in garden is a
cast iron back with hinge in it.
The child who, cried fer an hour didn't
get'it. - - -
sl Reform in politics Democrats vote
@ for a. Republican and vice versa.
An English jury assessed the value of
. anonshfuI taken out of mans log by
dog at $3.50.
An Illinois man has been cured Of
sun-stroke by an attack of fever and
ague.
s.-s. Three hundred colored babies were
@ picnicksd in Philadelphia, the other
day.
ssl-l Let men laugh rboa y....-----:n-- a
sire to duty, il they will. You have time
and eternity to rejoice in.
Did you evesdo anything wrong with
.ss,. out sooner or later, being In fear, shame
or sorrow on account of it7
Ii you have bright thought, express
it in the simplest language possible. A
4 diamond should have plain setting.
Why is candle maker the worst and
most hoI eless Of men? Because all his
works arc wicked; and ali his wicked
works are brought to light.
II fsyey generally believed that at
the next sessions Of Con gross, tho m.m
bsrs who tock back p,y will take back
scats. -,[
There are 1000 slaves at Quiloa
East Africa, offered at from half dol
lar TO three dollars each without finding
purchaser.
A Western city thinks IS becoming
great intellectual centre because one
Of its citizens was recently arrested Tor
S's stealing encyclopedias.
A Texas paper thus defines its posi-
.idn; Inrehgion we are conservative,
@sand we intend to adhere to the cash sys
tenn.
saxE EAlways do as tho sun docs-look at
the bright side of everything; it is just
us cheap and three times as good foT
digestion.
Mr.. Allen Pinkerton, the Chicago de-
tectivc, has in press book entitled
"The Bankers, Their Vaults, and the
Burglars" 1t ought to be mighty inter
estingp reading
Recipe for making row-Walk
along the pavement of a crowded
throughfare with ladder on your shoul.
der, and turn around every two minutes
to seeit anybody is making faces at
you.
A gentleman, who came to America
to carry mortar mp ladder, falling in
with turtle, reported TO his companions
that he had seen q wonderful animal,
which carried his house on his back and
swallowed his head whenever he met
stranger.
An amusing trial came off in the
Schenectady Police Court the other day
Barbara King was arranged for assault
and battery Among the witnesses
sworn was man named Blesser. at
the conclusion of the examination the
jury retired Aftsr considerable time
had elapsed the>jury reported that they
had agreed upon verdict, and they
sere brought into Court The foreman
vixen asked what che verdict was, re-
ported that they had found Mr. Blesser,
tha w;fnaas .,uiltu frba ;,,,t;oa ,fo,r,