New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1873-03-09

"You can: go ria s. oy this tram.
Iou must 90 rio l..
IL hate that road, it ioits ones INSIDE
out. Why the deuce cant 90 the otneE
way ..
=. Because the train doesn't 90.
.We!l, | know CHAT: yoE needn't have
9: want .vo seeond-c!ass tickets and Two
halves - c..
..Tw.ntv-six and :hreepence. please
And after having stamped and cut me
ticket 10 c.. abe says: Ibid say I -
How very provoking: | mean. -
| change the tickets for F.. and charge
the extra fare: ana she returns amos 49,,
mediat.lv; saying: "There are a lot OF very
disagre.able people in the second class. !.
must t.out.l. you to-change them tor hrs..
I de.nUr. rather. and she commences
"W.n. BIZ. impudence, what ar" you h t1,e
for prav, II YOU are not - atteho 10 'He
public >" And a. l utterly reIuse Z" 'hahge
her :lcSetS AGAIN. she ''"'ts 81
IUtg.ca
NIX. 8,ahin: Geek. ca- I not rake ms
do. ipo.nt.u: - :. :ul. sized Pup INT" she
carriage WITH 'ae :.
NO. madam: he. muc'. too large.
Il hat :his Sine. | wish had traTet"u
Dv tae o,;.es: :ae!y aeHe: o@j"1' :" :. i'e'
dog
III take a return - D.. 20: how
| ION. VIII IL % ssh.t-li'lt
| TIL She dav alter to morrow. sly
! oh then. must ttalI.. y single this -
| the most illiherai road know ~. l never
. trave! by IL when can 20 bv any other.
| wish the government would TAX. them u
would very considerably Eghten the tares
| Twenty--i: sh.lings FIRST single - d
| it, prepooterous' Bah
| Have YOU seen d "ourg lady dressed III
| blu. rather dark, book for ii---Eet
! =. s,iiEa 7 have Az many pdSseL GERS
| that ! do not notice their dresses.
! 'Well, III take two tickets TO Ii ana
| Just as the train i starting she comes DacA
| "Ch.m. friend has not come. VIII you give
NE my money back
| | give it her, but her friend iust coming
! up. the ticket Is again issued ana palu Iof'
| Jus. - the train Is about 70 start, a gent u,
| man in a first class carriage is seized with
| an .pileptic III. and ha. to be taken ont Oh
| the carriage into the waiting room, causing
| the train to be delayed full! three minutes.
! and az il - slowly steamIng out OF tho ST."
ton see the lady with the dog under one
arm hex mouth full o. pork PIE, rush OUT
OF the retreshmen; room and wildly gestlc
! ulate 20 the train 10 stop, with her UNI
! brella. And after booking np shls TRAM
| am OF duty, -.
| have no doubt that many VINO read thiS
will say il IS highly 0VerdraWn: Dut II Is
not and the things | see every day only
90 to strengthen the saving that truth
is stranger than fiction There are a a
great many people who. when they GET on
paying. or get wrong change, imagine that
they are doing the railway company, but
such is not the case: and am glad 10
make thi. announcement public. tor am
sure there are a great many people Who' -
they .ancied that the booiing-clerk would
bear the loss of it, would return the money
On; of the pittance We are paid. we
have 10 pay any losses We ma' make make
good for any counterfeit money W" may
take. be in the Prevalent Club. pay any
fine. that may be inflicted by the superln-
,endent's people. guarantee his honesty IN n
600 at a cost of fifteen shililngs year, ana
to keep himself respectable. | could not;
in the limits of this article. treat as could
wish, nor can portray with sufficient teeI-
ing the man, troubles 20 which we are eX-
posed. but ii is in the hope that 1t may make
the reader more tolerant toward our short
comings that have gwen this day eIpe-
rieuce OF a booking clerk