The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-12
This and That.

q man le8Q VIII uTlCh icI tIea'iHe
her husband to whiskey.
A speech in Japanese was one OF the
features of the New York Chamber O
Commerce meeting Thursday night,
A youth who wears the latest style
OF sleeve studs cannot be expected to
bring up scuttle OF coal while his
mother is around.
A Troy woman says that if death
really loves a shiuing mark, it is slngu'
lar that be has not aimed at her hug
bands nose before this.
An epicurean has discovered that
the pleasantest way to take cod.llvel
oil is to faten pigeons with it, and then
eat the pigeons.
80 the doctor is practiciog out West
is be Z" said au old lady. swell, de.
clare to goodness I'm glad OF it. for
always thought he needed practice. " -
Canadian trips ending with Niagara
Falle, are to be the correct things FOL
fashionable people who don't go TO Eu'
rope this summer.
Fifty copies OF "Webster's Unabridg'
ed" have been sent to unsettle the ideas
Of the japanese concerning English or
biography,
A Rhode Island paper, with a curl
ousIy inexact u-e OF Language, speaks
of al escaped convict as being at large
in that State.
An UNPROTECTED female OF Baraboo
Via. claims "a 900 damages from the
NorthwesterpR Railway company because
one of the conductors kissed her.
An ungrateful Chicago wilower la:
sued the druggist who made a mistake
in compromising the last prescription
for bis vile, claiming $25. 900 damages
A hundred and ninety-two unpreju-
diced mothers complain Of the gross in
Justice manifested in awarding the first
prize at recent baby show in Ne"
Orleans.
Six Young ladies acted as pail bearers
at 2 funeral in New York recently
This custom prevails in many places
and is q very beautiful one.
Joe says: "Sam, | have lost my
watch overheard; it lies here in twenty
feet OF water. Is there any way to &c
itY Yes" says Sam, "there are diver
WAYS"
A colored man went to consult on
Of the moe; conscientious Lawyers. ant
after stating his case said: Now
Mr.. -. | know you. lawser, bu
| wish YOU would, pl,a-e, Sir, tel me d.
trutI 'hcut dat matter"
The Cincinnati Eagairer Info'mes u
that slmo.t the only qualification no
! recpssarv 10 make a man eligible to tn
ro!ice force under the rev regulations
! here. il irpmersipn ar memhs rs''p n
some evangelical church.
Beer il 81 q glass in Monteyideo
Jruenay, aud sheep are Ten cents apiece
4 thirsty man with onlv - cents abou
| hi- cintar- would be miserable III iha
CITY; however. he could buy COW fO
50 ceata, it milk woa>i sarye his Eur
pose.
Tf;plet. recent, born in Ripon, Wis
weighed altogether only six pounds
The nurse eau make ar,ng of Der tnum|
and forefrgsr AMI eli pit over the body
of either Of them They are too small
10 be dressed, and are kept wrapped NJ
10 cet,on.
A motel wag in a Western colleg
one morning read themao! nnusus
merit. The president, being suspicion
a, ked poiutedly i'm WAS original. "W b!
ca, sir" WAS the reply. at mad orig
nal over it in the paper | took It from.
Never put much contiiepce in sucl
A. Pit no confidence in others. A mar
prone TO suspect evil is mostly lookini
IN his neightor for what he sees II
himself. A to the pure all thlngs ar
pure, even so to the impure AL thing'
are impure
Tenne9see is somewhat pulled n
over a clergyman settled 10 that Stat
W ho refuses to receive any pay from III
cor rregation. teaches school, runs hi
own tarn, and whenever any siste
church needs assistance goes of an,
raises money for it by lecturlng.
Mr.. John Bullock, Of Bristol. r.
who will be lO4 years old in June next
had an attack Of pneumonia recently
and when convalescent remarked t
one OF bic sons, that was a severe
attack. il Id been and old man CUES
il would have fetched me.