Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-22

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with his fair legatee.
Why don't our loafers 90 out an,
fight the Modocs? We are willing t.
sacrifice them.
| Naomi was five hundred and eight,
years old when she married. There
hope for some of our ladies still.
of all things in the world that ar
better late than never" going to be-
certainly ranks first.
| Between four or five hundred dol
lars were spen: during last week by on
citizens for amusement.
There is man doing business il
Canton who calls himself an estina
taxidermist. He stuffs sausages.
Quite a lively "free-pitch-in" oc
Cured at Singing School last Satur
day night, few miles south of town.
1t is the Thirtieth, and not the Thir
teenth Ohio regiment which is to re-
unite at Urichsville on the 22d of Nav
"A good quality of Potters clay ha
been found on the farm of John w
Hughes, in Ripley township this county
Judge Estill must have tried +,
swallow a curry-comb, rs a piece O
wire was extracted from his jaw shor
time ago.
The past week has been character
| istic of that most pleasant and agreeabl,
features of house keeping, verify, clean
ing house.
The Mansfield Herald says that thu
building for the bank projected by NJ
d. Harter and others, is to be the hand.
soonest structure in that city.
When you are laughing at the an
tics of drunken man, stop a moment
to think how miserable his family feel
over the cause of your mirth.
Flowers for decorating the soldiers
graves will by very difficult to obtain
this year. The season has been too back.
ward to mature them.
-Meadville has lady dentist and il
is surprising how suddenly the young
men have discovered that their teeth
are in very neglected condition.
There is young lady in town who
always give preference of old age. She
never goes to the wash tub when her
mother is present.
The first white child born in thi:
State is supposed to have been born in
l764, of captive Virginia woman, on
the banks of the Muskingum.
On Saturday the dust was very dis
agreeable. 1t is seldom that the ground
dries up so quick this time of year as il
has done during the past week or two
We are glad to see the sprinkling
wagon on the streets again. Mr.. VIM,
Welch will attend to that business this
summer.
I'm Turkey, when man goes to put
on clean shirt, and finds button off
he can give his wife ten blows with an
'oxgad,' and not incur arrest.
"A man has rugged up a very lnge-
nious combination of pulleys and
ropes for drawing up his wife's back
hair.
"A young man, at party, the other
night, being asked il he could play the
piano, wanted to know if it was any
thing like seven-up.
The man VIII o wrote "l am lonely
since my mother died." isn't quite So
lonely now. The old man married again
and his step-mother makes it lively
enough for him.
We are willing to grab any "back
pay" that may be due us for subscrip-
ton, advertising or job work. And
we'll promise to "put it where it will dc
the most good"
Let our friends, not only in the
country, but also in the towns, look out
for the struggling beggars; many OF
them use it as a mask to carry on theiI
legitimate business of stealing.
john Best, an employee in the Ak
ron paper mill, was caught i'm the ma
chinery and had one arm torn out of it:
socket, on Saturday last, causing his
death.
The Grant Division of the Sons o
Temperance, which held its semi-annu
al session in Lima, last week, adjourned
to meet In Akron on the 29th of Octo.
Der next.
"A steamboat war is at its height a
Sandusky just now. A new boat ad.
vertises to carry passengers free, ant
freight at one half last years rates, tt
the Islands.
j. H. Odell, Esq, offers his paper
the Mahoning VindicatOr for sale. Iii.
reason for so doing is that he wishes tt
engage in some other business. He say.
it can be had at a bargain.
ALI economical parents will do wei
to put new hinges on their front gate:
and double line their daughters dress.
sleeves pretty soon.
"A great many people spent half {
dollar to see theatrical performance
who could not possibly spend quarter
to hear a lecture that would benefit
them ten times as much.
| A beautiful Indiana school girl
thirteen years old, and six feet one incl
high, is causing general raptur
among the suspenders of the short boy
who try to kiss her.
"A young lover who sang and play
ed before his young lady's house for tw,
mortal hours Tuesday night, was elec
triiied after short pause, by a cordia
aThank you" gracefully pronounced b,
the "other feller," who appeared at tn
4 window.
! The way to build up a town is +
support every present and prospective
enterprise; speak well of the churches
schools and citizens; tell everybody tn
hotels are good; patronize your hom
merchants and tradesmen, and don't @
abroad to buy anything that you cal
get at home.
], For loss of Appetite, Dyspepsis
Indigestion, Depression OF Spirits an
General Debility, in their various forms
Ferro-Phosporated Elixir of Calisay
made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., Ne,
York, and sold by all druggists, is th
best tonic. As stimulant tonic fn
patients recovering from fever or othe
sickness, it has no equal. If taken du
ring the season it prevents fever an
ague and other intermittent fever.
! 40-w4.