New Orleans Republican. [volume] (New Orleans, La) 1867-1878, 1873-06-08
E.vsc.rsy Night:

According to the Bowling Esees. Ken.
lucky. Psn'agralh. member Of tie city
council OF tina: town, upon returning home
rather late one evening last week. was Sc.
called by his good lady with an animated ad.
dress in something like this style:
Every night: Here it is iaifoae. one
Ell: NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. is
made for! | do believe it q robbes was TO
come and carry NE OF. you woNldn't care
one cent. What is it you .ara City
council business must be attended TO-"
City council business: Howds know sou
60 to the city council! Does she city eous.
Gil meet every night: They do.'s meet
Bowling Green il more important
place. Oh, yes-out every IishA Twelve
o'cl0ck-Oue 0'clock--tWO o'clock. Here
stay with the children, all alone-iyiny
awake halt Of the night waitin. for you:
Couldn't come home any sooner OF coursc
you couldn't. if you didn't wan; TO: Blu:
know something; you think DONE: but
do; that / do. ! wish didn't. Where
were you Monday night. Tell Ms that.
The marshal told me the city couacH
didn't meet that night. Now VIA. have
you got to say: Couldn't get quorum"
Well. if you couldn't. why Gidn': you come
home! Out every a;ght-hurtinc
this late if | was missing. Where were you
Thursday night and Friday night There
was show in town. wasn't there: Do you
always put on your best vest and clean
shirt to 60 to the council: What did you
buy that bottle Of hair oil 70. and hide it.
ION for your hone indeed WHO evee
| heard of hair oil for a milestone? So you
brushing and greaslng your hair, and lock
! ing IN the glass at your pretty self? "A mar
! ought to be decent!' He ought, ought Aee
Ye. indeed, decent man ought to be, and
| decent man Will stay at home With his
! wife sometimes, and not be out every
! night. How comes it that the city eouEci:
didn's meet but twice month last year.
Trying 10 work j. ont Of debit Yes. .hats
I probationary, laughing and Joking and
smoking an! swapping lies will work deb:
! OFT. won't it Now-I-want-to.-Suo
| how - mucn longer -you-are-going-
! keep - this night - business Yes, ]
want 20 know: Out every night. City
| council. treemasons. Red Men. Odd Eel.
| lows, shows, hair ol-and it's brush s1a
| brush and your head too. What is it you
| say ut helps your business to keep lr
you, social relations" Al, indeed Iou'y.
1 got relations here at home, sir. They nee:
] keeping tip some. ! think. What did you
| say about Catching it" Che other Dight 3:
! o euchHe party! ''Fe1!ers, Sts twelve
o'clock, but let's play = while songer:
| we won: catch it any worse VIXEN We &c:
IoIne.' A pretty speech tor d cen:
man: "Catch i::' ''Catch IT,: We'll.
intend SOU shal! catch ;t-a little. WHAT'S
| tina: you say: ~ J wouIdn', fire.: sou
SO you would stay at home 1.ove:'
| Wei, sir. do sou stay at home few
! nights and try it. Perhaps the !ret,ir.
! would stop. Out e-y-e-t-y night because I
| fret you SO. What's thai, sir: "YoU know
ladies Who amt always seolding :heir bus.
bsHds!'. You do, do you' How come you to
know them What business had sou to
know them: What right have you to know
whether other women fret Or not :. That's
always the way. You men think that all
! the other women are saints but your wives.
! Oh, yes-saints, saints. I'll have you 70
1 know. sir, that there isn't woman in this
| Town that's any more Of saint Than an.
l know them all. SRA heap better than
| you do. You see the sugar and holev side
OF them. and they-onIy -see--the.~honey'
/ observation-disclosures. Now, sir.
| just want you to know that it you don't
stay at home more than you dc. III leaye
those children to get burnt up, and aH 90
out every night. When . poor waMau
gets desperate. Why. sit, shS ss-5s.Isssa:ss
| that's ALL