Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-08-23
HERE AND TIL L RE.

FLORIDA has inst sent ont fifty tons Of
sponges.
The Shah gets ahead of rival by
cutting il OIL.
- Reading has IL physician named
Martin Luther
-" Emotional lnsanlfer" is a new
name for whisky.
--Impecunous anmels--Those who
haven't scent.
--Mauch Chunk Is the livoliest noun
tain town In America.
-The Berks county railroad will be
running by next April.
-" Lor' a-Masscy" turns out to be
Chester county count.
Prof Wisc. the halloonist, ought to
take skye-terrier along.
-- The Omaha Dee editor, who cowhides
people, is named Rosewatcr.
The transit of Mars was Witnessed at
the New Orleans baby show.
-" Kisg Cholera " is called the offend
of the Ganges IN Georgia.
"A straight line is said to he the short
est both in morals and geometry.
The pickle trade are inclined to look
sour at the small cucumber crop.
A race horse recently sold in London
for twenty-thTee thousand dollars.
-rhc only true airline tn anv place
The balloon line.-M. \. Grdpdc.
"A Western policeman locks pirate
10 the extent Of ~ inches Of beard.
Harvey lake Lnzcme county, Pa,
is 1900 feet above the lovel OF the sea.
Must man who has IA large stock in
trade necessarily he a hosiery dealer
--Th' hest scwiug-machine attachment
The engagement Of a pretty seamstress.
The inventor Of the Cardiff Giant
committed suicide at Syracuse, recently.
Reading girls put salt in their baths
and imagine themselves at Long Branch
"A Boston dairyman has been fined
300. for rot putting enough milk in his
water.
Rutland, W., displays -abluyd
cheerfulness under town tax of 10 per
cent.
Chicago puhlishef matrimonial news
in which Invitations to marriages arc in
serted.
-JHdg judi"' -.y distinguishe ~
tween the ialsetto voice and a false-set-
o'teeth.
When an Indiana paper mentions
The Stalking Monster " cholera is
meant.
How to avoid sunstrokc --Kecpa clean
skin, clean stomach, and clean con-
science.
-Egypi contains 1l3 nRvigable canals
and 156 smaller ones for purposes Of irii'
cation.
A mode ncwsbog ia Terre Haute
, makes $50 week, aud finds time to 20
TO school.
Nothing is impossible. You can
carry water in n seiye If you only wait
till ii freezes.
1 An Illinois woman has applied for
divorce on the strength Of the revela-
r tions of the spirits.
= How can every dog he said to have
his day when there are only iorty-two
: dog days in year
! BE it known that there are nineteen
! hotels aud about three hundred AID fifteen
. cottages a. Cape May.
= An indianapolis firm Of hooksellers
=. Advertise Bryard Taylo'- lasl 70, IN
"a under the tlte Of Ears
d Playing oa,ds are now made vi'h
J. black borders. tor th' convenience Ot
n people sbo have lost tends.
z -Thcv..4 aCafraha-ar,"" E.es 're
" for ny inoiN''' nfi''''' clicked ghhes'
Eeu puttslcWr, oN tn.aNs.
.y Tho women ,tsc o. lively interest iu
' tat ffmefa' Increment. Thrl are Hat
~ uraliy P'uyns oi iie ieiauJfy.
% Tho Boston Tali'crr. t:kne vigorous
, t'e su,cs te ..a,' tl.,.. .ranau.: of b.lIc&s
r. aud hs'd cir-' on the she-"alhs
10 Members of Congress receive thcii
r. nav when OIL au,v as Wc!l AS when On
.g duty, and are much better entitled to il.
=. John Carponter. of Michigan, has
ne stopped smoking lie knocked the ashe.
I'd of his ripe ON key of blasting powder,
he A Nnw.rl,. nont clnh has adopted
, light uniform, described AS a handler
eg chief nrouna the bradand one suspender
"a mo .,,,,.,t,, ,.t.,t.r. ,,irls sho,l,
wv marry vTtoe 1ctanes rpon vhrthr
cv B,ig6ini is the Young .hcy want Il
sn marry.
=, lotto,. ,,oil,l ot ST. Anans Ver
IN r,,nt ~, &. 1. lott. Cit. O,,irnuiniiito.
ms was se'.t. and correctly. 10 Jcsett Gus
ne Connect ,tt.
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sr vyi,,dou ,,,o,,,,,os :, Rnots hl,el,ed i'm
.s sidr.~ II i- .m,.,,.s.ed ,Iat tbis must
las yer he'd foI the s,o.lincs.
to A,,..ra,,,.,,oa ,,i.,,ri,, In .he Fri
is nisnat,b "a ,7,rgvr,an nf that citv RI
MD ,.riiv preachcd 4 scrmon con the In
he mcrtsiitv ot horse r,cinv'
'c- rc,e,,, .;.,,or ., o,e of IN, islam.
an mo ro..t or Niaire discovorcd A scho
,G e,r,v echoiors nh of whom we're II
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at ,i,.,n n y,,,I i,,,lv nr ihoreahonfs.
of
'oal --Ah Ola coupe ilNlhE n'1. Sl'ai ..'u
the ~ were rec'nl.y divorced lne hus,' @
had u"H S','e i''''' H., ..tsi,s ,i,cs
OF g..
lreu an llluols eDUof Goes hv1 t''
ny much ol iohlns as a sport ne "a
ram we stool All Gay IN lne river I"s' we
''ee out c'usut "ol''1s "u''l We E"' uo'n'
ALEXIS tour was pooi lnVe9tlI' 7,ll,'
Tor the Gar alterall me 'ttahu l'uA
heart is slhi trur To the uauEhler OF
fian tutor, and the Old gentleman Is DISCO
pup aged.
ONO "A phrenologist told Il man that
!, ~" 10 had eomhaiiveness Largely develop
e III " No. said the mar, " have not,
1%nyt % u you say That again III hnocA
.a',c down.
tbat "A London paper says that the foo