The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-11-15


MAIN AND Elm streets don't look
very panicIly.
AND THE talk Of more brick houses
salutes the general car.
DALLAS dance halls dance defiance
to hard times.
II this is Indian summer, where are
the Indians?
Coach dogs are getting quite fash
ionablc in Dallas.
CoI.D LOOKING clouds to the west
ward about star time last evening.
A PROFESSOR of languages offers his
services. See advertisement.
CorroN shot around the target of10Ic.
ycsterA.,y, only striking it once.
YoUEGBLooD, the Texas Tonic wiz
ard, was in the city yesterday.
WHEN gambler gets married in
Dallas he never says "no cards."
THE weather still holds on to its
good looks and pleasant temper.
QUITE d number Of Fort Worth mer-
chants were in the city yesterday, with
view of locating.
CITY ATTORNEY WELBoRN takes to
the business of his new Office as natu-
raj as polSing up a fire..
The streets of Dallas are not Appian
ways. They are ways of cussedness,
and all her paths are paths of quag-
mires.
THAT wretclied Disagreement and
abpmination, the pond of water on
Lamar street next to the Episcopal
church, is being filled up.
0FFICER Mcbride made pardon
able mistake yesterday, of identified
ton. 1t was because two men looked
and dressed so much alike. He was in
search of horse thief
NoBBs, an up town humorist, went
over to his neighbor Simmings' to
joke with s. dog with shot gun. S.,
feeling funny himself smiled upon
hobbs witha pitchfork. Exit Nobbs.
DEPUTY MARSHAL JONES of Lime
stone county, marshalled himself about
our city for an hour OF two yesterday,
and started of North, officially, at
noon.
AN Elm street sensation is the early
to-take-piace marriage of one of its
leading young merchants. Stranger
things than that have leaked out
before, young man!
A MAIN street saloon was the
theatre of stir over the oyster last
night. Nobody was smashed that we
heard OF, but there was noise enough
to drown Cape Horn breaker
Al TIE firemen's ball next month
they don't propose to climb into the
hall by means of their ladders u
hang their hats on their "hooks' OIL
pass water around in their "buckets.n
Let this be understood in advance.
CAPT. CRISP, the head of that ex.
ceedingfy worthy dramatic troupe
1.-THE Crisps," is lying seriously i'll al
the Scott house, in this city. We hope
to chronicle the Captains speedy
recovery.
A. DALLAS man dreamed he was
riding il the street car the other nigh
and got up in the morning to find HI
had put oil the bread and milk tickets
in q pit her of water. That dream jus
cost him five dollars-for more of thost
tickets.
LITERATURE for criminals7Judge'
sentences. !i,
JACK FHosT Is great fellow to CLOS
oRer matters. G .taB
DALLAS agricultural implement deal
ers report no receipt of i-cicles as yet
DISCHARGES shoe factory operative
can tell exactly where the shoe pinches
The Indian summer circles abou
the brow OF day, an aureola OF smok,
god. sse
> TRENCH that should be found OF
every Dallas 1naii's pre- siises, thes'
tif.ts-re-trench.
HOUsEBREAISING is becoming quit
frequent in this city. No mercantil,
breaking has yet occurred.
HOG killing has set in and grint
stones are turning, and next years gar
den patch will not get rooted by las
years noses.
TIE character of immigration now
entering our county il better than i
has been for ten years. Even thu
a. u a. u