The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1873-01-09
Ladies Columncf Facts and
Eanies.

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yet which fills her eye.
A little girl at Appleton insists that
there are three-the male sex, the female
sex, snd the insect.
Mama, demanded three year-oid Emma,
"what are those things "iausases, dear
''Goins to eat 'em? "Yes dear. Eat
'em with the peel %
Wappeto Dave, q California Indian is
Oh trial for killing his mother-iu-law. Any
pretence is good enough for prosecuting
an Indian.
| 1t is asserted that that the presen: stlc
| of wearing the hair is the most graceful
and becoming in fas lion for many years
| Certainly it is more natural and tidy ttln
styles in vogue year ago.
A docter went out for Gays sport, and
complained of having killed nothing.
"Thats the consequence of having neglected
/ your business, observed his wife.
! Mrs. Dust, wife of the bandmaster Of
British regiment, recently presented Ter
/ lord with four little specks of dust, boys of
( equal age. "Dust to dust"
1t is said that iron is a good tonic for
/ debilitated young ladies. That may be SO,
says the World, but ironing is better
/ enc.
/ One style of bonnet i. called the Man
! sard because it takes great deal of
mans hard earnings 10 pay for one Of
| 'em.
! An iudiscreet youth in Cairo has been
! fined for violently kissirg the school ma m
! She was so homely that the Judge said
there was absolutely ne excuse for him.
| Nile. Berdon. a French dressmaker,
/ tired of oppression, plunged into tie
| Seine, with the words we have no liberties.
/ When she was promptly pulled out she
finished the lea: They don't even allow
US to drown ourselves
Mrs. f. Cady Stanton and Miss Emily
Faithful, the English lady who is deliver
/ ing lectures in the United States, happen
ed to meet recently in Chicago, where
they gave a matinee, which was attended
! by large aud fashionable audience.
a widower who had never Guarrellcd
with his wife, said the last day of his mar
rage was a. happy as his first. Another
wIlower said tie last was the happicSt.
Elder Of fourteen = Where's taby,
/ Mai-e' Madge-- In the other room, ]
think, Emily Elder Of fourteen Go
| directly and see wnat she's doing and tel
her she mustn't
n ladies' debating club in APPLETON is
agltated by the following question Is it
a christian act to cnderyor TO coax away
your neighbors servant ?
A young lady who aeglccted 10 remove
/ the snuff from her muff, came near sneez-
ing Der hair down in church last Sunday.
Wcddir Z presents took veiy practical
and unscntimentai shape at a late mar
riage, where the ceremony was performed
in church. and each guest paid twenty-five
cents admittance, the collection being
handed over to the bride TO commence
housekeeping with.
sad tabieau bat ruo az ,...--------
one. :, sn.al. wretche1-looking house.
Outside miserable apology for a man,
crazel by drink, assaulting the door, and
making the air resouni with his ocrses
Inside, a pale, thin woman with wan
oppression Of features, pressing one hand
tightly ever her heart, anb with the other,
heating a poker IN the tire.--DaabmTy
NswS
If the woman whom you have marked
out for your future mothcr.in-law, says
A. when speaking of her husband and
herself, charge Your mind immcd!ateI y
if she say, "He" determine to reform her
daughters style of conversations if she
say We take the young woman for bet
ter or worse.
A Fort Wayne lover thought he saw
his sweetness talking over the gate to Il
rival, the other night. Lover gathered Il
boulder and hurled it with true aim 1t
rivals head. Rivals head proved to be Il
ely-turncd globe !. on the gate post,
Boulder caromed or the head of sN rctncss.
Father gave lover dose of shot. Fido bit
him. The splinters were picked out Of
sweetness head, but she declares she will
never marry a MN who i jealous of a
gatep post.
The La Crosse Deocrat say!
It is pleasing to notice that the Lecture
Committee has listened to the frantic ap-
peals Of the Democrat, and engaged Lutte
Taylor to lecture on the Fuller girl. After
Saturday evening you can't ask us any hard
questions about, Margaret that we can't
answer with one hand tied behind us
A big fat oman, Lailing from indiana
attempted to decend the stairs i'll enc of
the Detroit, hotels but missed her footing and
rolled to the landing, making din which
! startled every one in the Office. Gracious
alive. but hope you are not much hurt:'
exclaimed the terrified clerk. | hurt >
sbe replied, smiling blandly, net Bit Of
it, but you had better 60 up ana take care
/ Of that pair of stairs
There should be law against carrying
on the streets umbrellas o. othor dangerous
weapons protrudisg from under the left arm.
4 man IN Baltimore was rushing along the
other day with the handle cf his umbrella
projecting long way behind at a danger
Gus angle, when il caught in the headgear
ef lady, and took away not only her
bonnet, but her curls, putfs and other clab-
crate adornmeuts OF tie head, leaving ncr
covered only with confusion.
The last invention of the dress making
enemy is that Of tin busts, shaped to a
nicsty to correspond with the female form
divine Having once procured the conn-
terfeit presentment of her figure, the pos
SCISSOR can fit h:r waists 10 a niccty, and
put costly drcss-makers to flight and con
fusion ut once. The thing looks well. W
ra ther guess it's clever invention.
English woman have excellent educational
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