The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-07-19
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mans feelings.
If it wssu't for the law man could
make a fortune in half the time.
Mrs. Partiugton thinks that the gro.
GERS ought TO hire a music teacher to
teach them tho scales correctly.
Cinnamon are said to make good
market gardeners. No people like them
for minding their peas and there queues
An editor may not be religious, but
hegsuerally has an umbrella which keeps
Lent. ~
There is not single manufacturer of
load pencils who makes good pencil
for reporters at reasoua bls price.
A Poughkespsie clerk loves the very
ground Highland widow walks upon.
1t is worth $500 au acre.
"He tell down dead aud expired iu
two minutes" says Georgia paper of
the death of ansgro.
A Scranton household is enjoying an
era of peace. The lady of the house
put her tongue to fat iron to see if it
was hot.
After two years Of divorced life, and
constant and vain endeavor to marry
somebody else, an indianapolis couple
have reunited.
AT Burlington, Iowa, a little girl, eight
years old, walked up aud gazed few
moments on her dead mother, aud theu
died almost instantly.
Somebody asks why tits that theatres
are seldom if ever struck by lightning,
the eolutinn Of which conundrum is that
every orchestra has a conductor.
Keep your temper. A s;sn in perfect
health, the other day, in Nashville, got
into fit Of passion which changed to
fatal spasm Of cholera.
The difference between country and
a oity greenhorn is, that one would like
to know everything, and the other thinks
he can tell him.
Diphtheria is spreading in Wiuusboro;
about dozen cases reported. The dis
ease is quite severe, but no deaths have
occurred.
A Kentucky man purchased cof-
fin fheen years ago so as to have it
handy, and the other day he was burn.
ed up in limekiln, aud the coffin was
dead loss
a New Hampshire farmer scouts the
idea oftakins a,uewspaper at two dol
lars year, and posts'a notice on the
school house that's hoggs hev stradc
or bin stoolene from him.
A Memphis lawyer fell down whilo
speaking the other day. It will make
the case clearer to say that an inkstand
thrown by the opposing counsel hit him
just before he fell .-.st 49,.
Il waBt 70 bo an angel sang q little,
boy at Hanover, Ind, the other day, at
the same times drawing loaded gun
towards him by the muzzlo. Whom tho
gods love, die, young.
Ia France drilling toward restoration
of the Empire? The Paris correspond
ent ofthe New York World asserts that
Presidenti MoMahon's first reception was
the most brilliant sficial spectacle assn
in France aince the empire fell.
A Teuneises lady presented her hus-
band with a pair Of twins aud in due
season added tripists 'sDear me-" OK.
claimed an astonished nelghbor, 81
s'pose Mrs. SteSbing will have quadru,
peds next and then ocntipedes."
A Portland man, caught fishing for
trout on another mans land the other
day, completely silenced the owner, who
demonstrated, with the majestic answer:
"Who wants 70 catch yonr trout7 /
am only trying to drown this worm"
The "cholera men" of the Chicago
newspapers publish cheerful bulletins
produoing . most salutary effect in the
agricultural districts Of Illinois. They
have already been the means of saving
thousands Of. watermelon patches from
destruction.
A Philadelphia surgeon was called
the other day TO house uptown TO am-