Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-02-27
Everybody unbIushingly acknowl-


Put agreements in writing, an,
avoid trouble and law suits.
If you want to slip into heaven ca.
silly, use the church isle frequently.
There will be s~everalnew building.
erected in Eaton this Spring.
There are those who imagine The
ktoWn owes them q living-and they
are not particular how they get it.
Judge Green, of Columbus, has de,
eided the Adair Liquor law ~unconsti-
~tutional. Sensible.
A church collector tells US that jew
led fingers often drop the smallest
coins.
The 22nd of FeBruaryzBaIl, given at
Minors Hall by Churchilfs String
Band, was well attended. ag
In the country they blow a horn
before breakfast-in town they take
one.
Dan Rice is "all right" again, and
will take the road early in the spring
on another farewell tour.
1t isrsaid that the price of white
wash has advanced in Washington
since the report of the Poland Com
mittee on the Credit Mobiliers.
We have a six thousand dollar En-
CINE in Eaton, and have had religious
revivals in all our Churches this win
ter, and we ought toAr safe from fire!
Soon the .scamp fires wi be light
ed, and according to the Hamilton
Telegraph, molasses viii be .con-
strgcted."
Bring in your Sale bills and we will
print them neat and on reasonable
terms, andtgiveg you a gratuitous nor
tice in the paper besides.
Posprevent people from meddEng
with nitfo4gEeerine eanswhile IN
course of fransportation, tits propos-
ed to label then tracts
The frost penetrated the ground
deeper this winter than it has for
twelve years. In some places it is
said 10 be frozen to the depth of four
feet.
FIashy neck-ties are the rage with
our fancy young men. One walked
into our Office the other day that re-
minded us OF Jacobs coat of many
colors.
The darkest dayin any mans earth
ly career is that wherein he fancies
that there is s-omeeasier way Of gain
ing7aadoIlar than.by sqaarely earning
it.
says a Washington paper We are
not told con what meat doth this our
Caesar feed that hehath grown SO fat"
and we incline to the opinion thatit
is in a liquid form.
One of our fashionable youths6don-
ned his frstesilk hat and cigar the
other evening. Ge got along well
enough with the cigar, but he had to
give up the haiti made him sick at
the stomach.
Perjury is felony, whether commit
ed by a gutter-rat OF a Vice President.
Bribery is a crime no less .henious in
a member of Congress or a Vice Pre-
sident of the United States than in a
Chicago Alderman.
- A Minnesota blacksmith started his
forge fire with kerosene. He is now
negotiating for a quarter of an acre of
sky Iightin his roof, and will, have
his next forge built of gun-metalte ten
feet thick.
We learn in our exchanges that the
married ladies in a number of towns
have formed "Come Home Husband
Clubs" These clubs are described as
being about four feet long, with a
brush atthe end. Eaton should not
be behind in this respect. so
We notice the name of our "Colum-
bian orator" mentioned as a delegate
to the Constitutional Convention. II
Kobeft goes aud ever gets the floor on
any question, thereswihb no veto o.
The ConstifntionnextfaL It would
have tosbepostponea one year. Dom
We saw aifello@ theother morning OF
. dead run for the Depot, with part o
SIS breakfastfn one hand, ABBOTT in tbs
c6her, la r-uncombed and-no collar on
When he arrived there, Mr.. Dix inform
ed him the train was two hours behind
Its time here is 6 100, but any time be
tween that and 8: 80 will do.
Rev. Meharry contradicts the stor,
of his being egged, as the Cincinnati
GAZETTE reported. He sagsthe "Lor'
gave him II souls ifthe people didn'
approve. of his sermon. Rather kin,
in the Lord-but we were not awar
He was presenting souls Of men t
the keeping of our clergy.
The pious and good Isaac think
that presenting a "tumble-bug" chro
mo to our readers would be addin
dirt. Of conrse it would. But
didn't add any to the Sunday Sehoe
journal, when it presented its reader
with one! No sir.
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