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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
TairbdSen,

Der beliebte Somf1craufeutbaltsort, mad ueIteu Die
iGore gaeIt u~nierer Staot luobreno Der beiBeu Jdbres.
jstt ith 10 8erue auF eint9e Sunoen Tuibtet, purOe Wtors
toe, ben Is. Stunt, pteoer erDTfnet. ucber bic btrrlihe
Sage 5airbapen's nod Tin ggort 3u ia9en. bitBe gu!eu
nab Ntben traget. Sober. Der ocn gldB bcrcits einraL
beiudt bat, lpiro %Iuarben. baB uniere gat nur ipsrige
ihorer sels8ene Yuntte auTiupeiien bat. Ter neue uuo
elegGnte Oanlpftr n5beooOre WGsms," Gupt. gBul. %.
&trioan, niro al ieoem Gage, nit ausnabme ecs
Sontta9s, Wtorgens I'M 40 Gbr BON Der qiQbrnrd6rn.
g9erite abfabren uno N6en6s eegen s ubr r0ieOsr bier
e%lntrsten. I'm Sonlabenoe miro Ger Sampicr Ndhs
nltfta9s Tin 2 ubr BON bier abiabrsn uno prajiIe I'll
ubr pteter an Der 4t9bt'trabeus g9erFte ~Gnlc9en. Stir
trettthe Wtultt af BEN 9ampfer uno nuf Dem glabe
ptre Yrof. SSeIs YRuIttcorps Gorge trugsn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Oeftdnbmi6 peDin Walmer's,

2auge 3ett bate rer ShmarSe 9cpiu Sal.
mer, melder jeet I'M Sopiontomner @efQng-
niiie ieirer 9%iHriftung entgegenIiebt, geleu9.
net, Upr jpei Sabten bic Observation-Disclosures
0iarie SteHgeI bei'm Srombeerleien an Der
&rappes 8oaO 9eiadaost un0 ibreu greilen
Segletter aOam8idel gemiBbonoeIt AT BADEN.
@eitern legte er Elm UOQtduoigs8 8tfeuntniB
letnsr Sdulo ab, aus wcldem beroorgebt,
OaB er ben Blan gu Dem Ser6re6en, fir mel.
hcS It nit rem 2ebeH su biiBsn BAT, gegeu
Ietneu ShulOgenOieu, Der betaIHtlia i9ou
gebentt 1T, juerit in Qureauu9 bra1te.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
OESinSfnrzMrntte lGrnrnl

Sisier ~retjcroe, nIr ) Yleilen pom Der Stabt al, Der
Baltimore Is aIperto n"4oW & iisnbabu" QeIeoene
CONNER : Ssr9nlQun8spIab 1T isst 8t0ftuet uno et9uet
fh ooriugsDetie fir Yieuits INN auoere Musings.
Yartie'n. g8egeu oes 9iabersl ~psrlpeiieR mir auf be
Wn1PinpG
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
&eiue ~RQbuidbmer;eu 1nebr

3G6nidmerJsu isosr &rt, ieIbit penH Die Sdbn
bob( uno uuqeftedt Ttnb, pCreen itr ole 0Guer ourt
Den berIbmten IS Hotiheu @rtrGtt" ~beieittst.
8erieIbe bat iib bereits eireu gBclrulm srlUor6er
uub III et. Su BADEN IA 20 unb so Cts. Die i5Iaibe be
r. 6aFencamp, SIR. rs. 6unouG frnBe;
!. SpbI, @de Charles uno Uiontsomerpftr.;
Sarl u Srao, @de guiors uuo i%Souettr;
q. Wittnae1t. SIR. 2SS, EeHni .'auenue;
Z. 2teinhpfer. Tr. 446, Det.9alttmorefr.;
=. Saumgdrtner, @te Bratt. un0 JrGiioenttIa61i
Z. & Gdrl Noble, @entraI'&de Der Bottom uni
9bcteritrGBe;
GarI $. Mar SIR $50, 5Io.8roabDGp:
81. Rid,tcr, Jtr. l99, FrchGrids4uCuue Euo
u. Ridbter, SGupt Nie0ertage Rr. g., Rpfh,
Srpdnm1p.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Observation-Disclosures

Der 9ampfer George 4ppOlo,~ CAPT 2ooeIanb. am
NonnerIta9e pom Bottom dbscBan9en, traf gsitern Nbsuo
IpGt bier elm.
Der Sampfer "g8m. 2aiureucs," @apt. Suustt, Lief
am 0onueritase pom bier ibsr NorFoIt IN gcIton elm.
gorSetsrn tau Der 9ampier yYIattone," Capt.
Salett, BON Bottom bier an.
5rettag Don 5GuGnuab, ga i'm bieigen bGfcn oil.
Der 9ampter -. ;. SoIep," 6apt. gries, traf
Grettng BON N3ilnliH9tOn. q g., bier rim.
Ser SdmpIer nSeaeuu,@ Capt. Sutton, brad Sonrls
| Qbeno Opn Nharleiton. G-.S- hierher NH
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

Ii 3, ZEN 5. Suli. SproeeI pioer Agen; @rtenntnis
taiitrt uno neuer YroJeB beoroert.-6arop II. Gune rt.
Der NiIiams; grlab oes untergsridts ~taiiirt.-gOrris
uno Anoere pleer Despair; Spruh Der nisotreu Su.
rough; Ditto. - Smith 9s9en Bones II. gBiie; Oitto.
elliott 9egen elliott; tito. Strau6 9sgeu Rump,
6pnbstnbQber fir Nar: bitto.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

B1H als Slut unO SGfte reiniaenbes
@tttel 1T ba8 8arlsbaber SpruSel=
CALI uHii6ertreffltdl. 9afelbe mirO Dot
bielen 4er5teu gegen unperoaulidt felt, &opf4
ihmerSen, giungel an Appetit unb ollie uebe[.
tpelde aus llnoronung bes W1agen8 ODER Der
2eber entfteben, ausepenoet. U. SoQeler
& Com p. ftnb Die I9enten fir Qmerita.
fnI
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
eJr Ser Stdoz6dQe
NJ -
ftnbet beute Ibeub &oRjertmuiit itatt.

Ia Ulne n%GFre9enbe O%Sdbrbctt !
- SauienOe iterben jdbrlif an uernadlaiTQz
tem6ulten Ii g%rtdltung, Die balo in Sdmino.
iudt ausartsu, o0er an anosreu 9lei9 t1otli.
den 9uu9enleibeu, mabrenb bod Der rcat.
SeIti9e 9ebraud elmer ~einjlaen 6laide pom
Or. % far's Bilotiri d en- sSaliu nj
lhr Geben bis ms bobe Alter beuubrt
bdtte. Q6O-5)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Stor9 SGron bat ieinen GntbeiI an Der sfirma Sobu
u. CONN. an u. 0nnlh Unit nfrfniIft
9lbfahrt ne8 Namnfers -Rerlin.n

8orseltsrn 9latmttta9 Yuntt 2 ubr nat Der 3pTr.
Berlin" Capt. 5. 4utibsr. ieine Rldiabrt oor2ocufts
4olnt an; er bat 8e9en 80 9aiutsR. UNI So 3piihens
reds Vala8iere am goroi esrGritsrsn 8erjei1niB tbeiI.
ten lpIr bcrelts 6reitag rub nit. 4ls iFradt ndbm er
~ioI9enoe Slter nit: % Ggbofe gldttsrtabat nab ant.
psrpen; l ottto uHo 3 SIbDfte Ssntutpsr 5abat nab
SamDurg; 245 Crbofte Ditto, 44O Crboftc YIQtttrtas
bad, "a DgboIte uno 2 Yipsu 8irsinisr5a bad, 600 Sdde
Ssrbsrrtnoe, $50 Safer Sprup, 81 6dIiu 4lumin unO
5 8unoel una IA 6liten WtGidinerie na9 Bremen; 500
&tlten ~GinSemahtes in 8Ie&buaien uno 1000 aifen
Sfnrfe nndl Nnnhnn
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

lpirb ieine neu eingcridtete Seselbabu uuO
@ariennirtbidaft on Der Sarfor0 3toa6, benz
9arleps8arte se9euiiber, nit sinem O~elltateu
Quuide heute er0fineu,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
SIR. IShr- RmhIrr

ertbeilel. GnmelSuugeu per6er beute ober
llorgen irilb UNI 8 lbr in @luiien3immer L
o NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

9G0 SdiR -. a.@zSuy un6
1900 Satc sEOGH5" uEb Decline ieinc5 EciA,
per Srlg9s "GIlio" Il. "iyplu" DoH e]iUgrD0ol, mclde
isBt loIhen uaO Jnm 8uiCuig in g]GiisRoen anGatis
tGtlE bel q. &hB. DaUis 8 SDlaV.,
(SSt.o-l y &C. ESAuiEnTc6e
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Eyce1sioT Sootbi1o Syra,,

Excelsior Soothing Syrup.
GIn6unoert Dollars beSGbGen mir Seoem. Delan
nn4meii't, baB nur Die a%uergutHgite Dtenge Rorz
pbiun ODER Opium IN s.. 9ftdter's Excelsior 500.
thing Syrup, ME 6ieics bel alien nHoern Der 6aut
~entbnlten In.
Whittier, gett uur ibn GuJCH 9juogru, ccuu iprroa
ibr ie ~behaIten; oerielbe eTleihtert 6Gs Sabneu uHt
sttbl jbuCH eiEGn ~qeiuUbeu Sdlaf. - Seesr aVottlte,
bot Soothing Syrup Gui yc9tr; Rrets p Gents pr
5IGife. ". S u. RidJtsr,
(GlGriS. 1Stam4P) 8~altimorr, Ho.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Sic ,,WrOOiOentIa

StE URrOVlDenTI0"
hdlt lire Notwithstanding Witttpod, 6Cn
8. Suli, AbenO5 s ubr, in &atue'8 9aQe alb.
Siebe QnseiQe
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
90pfrn aRe @tal3s

E8I babgn tets elrru &ouG.5 BON benz LeGgn cGaa
oiigeH 8e-iter : gialB iJr BrGuer, lorig Rnageas
De0l5 fin D2ttiuteur5 an 5Gnb, uub ta Dit lrftg
DtctI5Gus DeIgroSert baden, hRb nI isstim StGzbt
ale guitrlss !5ueu oaesuiuGEn.
BoDe = EiHet4s,
Rr. II, 5Jhz@ulnrG5f-
pPaI,3Grs au RuSe 6tr GllcDrr. iWac. IS IS ,tumi
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
9er SeutIde Gerrelponocat.
R~aItinrere. Z. arIi 1873.
gtaDt Baltimore.
Mn MISREPRESENTATION Subicris
hnnHnrl

Som l. Sifi al perbeu mir ionobl ben
taaliden, ME wOdentliten ,&orreIpoubens
ten" nur aegeu Gorausbesabl lung
ses SubicriutionS = SetraseS oil pentgz
fteus Elm Sierteliabr fiir bas tag
Tide uub Elm balbe8 Sahr { iir s
10 Ohentlihe Slatt srpebiren. Sas
Yorto # in allen Sdllen am . Ms
pfanQsorte sablbar. @ir nehmen
an, ba6 2Gle, Die nift bis gum 1. Gusuft ben
8strag einididen, oeuy Go~rreiponoenten"n tdt
ule6r ,u balteu niiniden. uno iteden oeiier3us
lenbung elm. Die Grpeptttpit.
s1 Serionen, bic mdhrenb Der
g 0 nj m monate bic Staot ber@
1aiien uub ben y@orreiponbe11-
ten" tdelid ober NJ 3 d. entltd IL
geiatdt AZ bGben ~ ii II d. IN, i .
eriuGt, hire Q0reiie in Der @rp.
b. 81. auf3uqeben. 8reiS Ses tGaliHen
Slattcs pro DlCnat, i~ucluIiOe YortO, 80, Ses
Mathematician SlatteS 25 @ts.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

Sn Der CitzSGIfimorer Sale"
9tr. 1875, SitO ; Ann : StraBs, ftnbet ieoeu
8ienltag uuo Samitag AbsAO @arteus@uus
aert ltatt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
SIR. Is, 50. 0~tSieadnb,

Der tiidtise uno beUabrte 2ebrer Der i3ion8-
ihule, beginnt heute, BEN Z. Suit i'm @laI.
ieuStmmer u mt BEN Sericuuuterri6te.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Gnrhrm rrhnItrr

400 9iftcu OrNngeT, $500 GitCH Gitrortr, 200
Safe neapolitauribC u5aGmjiie, 30 SGfe Eilbert5,
1000 StitCH QtcccCroHI. 800 Cute CIritaEIibc uEo
&ir8Ilta'cr 8eunuiis, GloTincn, meme unO cite Gfau=
men, &otuszStRft gum 9cttIuit IN Slr, 80, SUutbs
8trdGs, tCi
(QIg ,ZO-) ErpAbp x 9SaHobIS-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Bur Dendlfnnn fir Anr

meltc tire .SdbnC tOrlCroirtu Ure oerltOHGIa moi
ltH. Bte OFT unb Dte Uitl be 0eIidtsosren VrGpd'
rate fir Seria6nsruuc mo @oaietpiruu9 bar Same
81 m1nIbcn itbri9 lafieH, bal ieoer Sg,gttli9tC lclbit
sria5ren. VI, 1r. Sduteuboo, &tc ostGutGuz uub
SGrnto9GitTaSe, bat Grnith etluQs gang p0rSigItttS
dnjubieten. &S in oteies feline b~criitrnte
TURKEY MY 8abuliHftur.
Gepriift uub eulpfobl.u ron hen ,S,rrcn Slbr6rRter
5oUpts, SGlb, Burton, Gud &c.
90 Ceut6 pro SlGfdte.
Del alen Sro8uiittn uno a9otBstern ju babsr.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

BF Sefcr'S Sarina lit elm belifater
gfahrun9sartttel nno cine berrli6e &afel5ierOe.
INRn 81 2NRff 4 II
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Sr. &, Sart0cI.

Ger tiidtige gebrsr Der 3tousidule, erbietet
f6, YrtUatHnterriAt wGbreno Der 6erieu III
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
Northumberland.
~NNNNNNN
mi ner 8romn'S Bauillou,

Truler VroDn'6 BQOII0ll.
Der Sanpfer Gurus Y Smith, Capt. Sobr 8.
gropn, mGht ieoen SOnuta9 NIorseu UNI 80 ubr, los
ME sonntag, 0tenltag uno Sonnerfta9 gtadmitta9s
h3 nbr 6Gbrten mad benz pYaoiuon Retrrat." Der
Sampfer 9ebt BON Der SisbtiiraBeusgBsrft ab uni le9t
auI benz Stns uno &etourlue9e nn GGmisp's QBerfts
t5uB BON Garolineir.) an. Bilete 50 Gents. Wit
4usnabme res SOnuta9s befinoet I'D Elm gutes UluItts
SDrps am YDrb UNI Quf nom QyIntp
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
InNgr[Giimter leiiI1
n A3l Artatfl-

Stnmcaeu gu 4y Gents Pro @oiort, IpBts
.stae @srsiirit unb rohsu Susr9er sum G;na
bel 2ouiS s.. Re,e & SsnbeE.
t84-l E2e Der &dMppsr. nnh Na~nhsnRE6Rs.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
gfItbl!
-
aeierpDtrs ,Bamilteas u. GEtr0s
WSebG.

SO mace issi Obtge Oorslsr@: Sorttn NPtbI.
DeI4e Id 5anbiGrH aufCGne5mb gBeoinaunoc an
lsas. Ggrneri . otleps nno e rGcugSG $rtTa,
GtqGHGe@ uno ct: SgnntssS Il ~ rs ~ III.
Z. rs. Geperiuq O. @tMfse,
pr. Us nnS 30, Commensurate,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
GSSieberSerFduFe
&gebeu crhuitep:

DeroGH 10 n tbrtm tIgguen 5utgUGile fn6eR. bel Inis
rDr8uipTeGGr, UNI Er ron Ger NSH4S uue 2iiuiaF1IE
0gl GgGlrIa i2!bTt az ubEry5uggu, lyiOO. -
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
81alllncn in Gs1Ecrn
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 2al,.

uHc GileH, &itrOren- uUo GimoEcHitGGleu, utu
u. |. 10. gum Sertauie In B1r. 30, youth
Rraae, bEi GrUshn g GdfahIk. l24h-l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

E&e aDn 3cueBs unR 2Gaa5fgRzse,
Orlbsr n05pttorosS prigeU9aas-).
5Ss~ @as gcBBt2, id6nTe INC uuf OGs 9GrGs
f3ltiglc aTOrtirts
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

9erduaertes Cd ueinef(eii6 0Ger Ut
gu iebr biljNCm Brssle.
BS- SGben6ulter itEo b~tiOnoers eIngela69n,
SaPpb 6. Sddfer,
Re. 800 une 2O5, Y~cSiu9tons,
uQbe @reGRftraBe,
(Wr821 bem Diurfte QeQcuTber.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07
,EA SrO6es Snpmcement fir
41sSGnoler unb SUuIumenten !

0a % Gussebebnte Serbeferungeu seme6t. bun
i'd i'm Staube, benz BublIfum btllQere uno before
Baare. as lrseno Elm pGus in Der Sta0t, 81 ~lisfern,
EriideeS GtneileiId,
friihe Ourf,
9erG IL d erte WurfS
N"terenfGtt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

Eta OoHRdnblsssSdserbiei sg oeItotrlRnt,n 2 ina
on 50Eo Su onnebmbGrsm YreiIe
GpriIi6-. &pnmaHn l. SarI.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1873-07-07

eiHe SUGSiaIitGt in ibrCm gcidditt 9emLdt uHb ota
ren Jta6ioIgcr DeroeU, mic trltGtr, 0ieiem @ci@ditss
Jiusjgt ~teiOnoere AutmgrIiamieIt Diomen.
Ole ~ieiHien impcrtirteU EBcincH, $rdrnts
meme, SsHepef, eoIooH ,uuo Dublin Broom
Stouf, SdDthiobe 2ilc, iopte Ole bttfN GnReis
niibCn WlGlb tiaueure in SIGideH uni 5diisIu.
8rocsrter9docn un0 griOGliamtIiGu out IiberGIe
Bt6iuguugrE CCicrgt.
agentur fur Is. @aTep & Gont'S. Oor5iqIi6es
&tiidGelVbiQ Ntf unh NeotiCy. tAuIil7.l2GfD
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-05-16
Scolding.

Scolding is mostly a habit. There
is not much meaning to it. 1t is
often the result of nervousness, and
an irritable condition of both mind
and body. A person is tried, or an
noyed at some trivial cause, and
forthwith commences finding fault
with everything and everybody in
reach. Scolding is habit very
easily formed. 1t is astonishing
how soon one who INDUCES in it at
all becomes addicted to it and con
firmed in it. 1t is an unreasoning
and unreasonable habit. Persons
who once get into the way of scold-
ing always find something to scold
about. If there is nothing else,
they fall a-scolding at the mere alb
sence of anything to scold at. 1t is
an extremely disagrccable habit
1t is contagious. Once introduced
into a family, it is pretty certain to
affect all the members. People in
the country more readily fall into
the habit Of scolding than people
in town. Women contract the habit
more frequently than men. This
may be because they live more fire.
quently in the house, in confined
and heated atmosphere, very trying
to the nervous system and the health
IN general; and it may be, partly,
that their natures are more susceptl-
bic and their scnsitiveness more
easily wounded"
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-05-16
An Unsung Hero.

The Pacific slope hes yet hero
unsung of Bret Harte or Mark
Twain. He resides on the Hum
boldt River, in Nevada, and his
name is Poker Brown. 1t is the Pc
culiarity of this individual that he
is marvelously successful in every
conceivable branch Of industry ex-
cept that in which his name asso-
ciates him, and in that he is strange
ly and consistently unfortunate. AT
mining, farming, freighting and
stock raising he has made about 4
dozen large fortunes, which he has
lost at draw poker in speedy conse-
cution. Some time ago he was the
possessor of a farm and Of five hun
dred hogs, when a couple of pro-
fessionals dropped in on him.
Straightway they had little game,
with a pig for "blind" and hog
for "straddle," and in few hours
"Poker" sailed forth hogless and
farmless, to make another fortune
for the vampires who subsist upon
him. Surely he deserves an idyl.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-05-16
How Mark Twain got n Seat.

In new local magazine-the
Globe-publishcd IN Buffalo, is the
following Renaissance of Mark
Twain's brief editorial career in
that city:
No man detestcd loafers more
than Mr.. Clemens, and assuredly no
man could be more pitiless in his
treatment of bores. He was vigor-
Gus in his denunciation of that class
Of people who aimlessly and impu-
IDENTIFY intrude their constant pres
ence in an editorial room. One in
cident will, perhaps, bear relating,
showing how he once rcbuked
party of undesired visitors. Arriv-
ing at his office one evening at about
81 o'clock, he found it full of men
all strangers to him. They had ap-
parently taken full possession of the
room. Some were smoking, and
some had their feet upon the table,
and every chair in the room was oc-
cupied. With a look of disgust,
Mr.. Clemens hesitatcd for a moment
in the doorway, and then in his pc
culiar way, said:
els this the editorial room of the
Eapressy"
eyes, sir" promptly chorused the
asscmblagc.
"H-m, is it customary for the
editors to sit DOWN." questioned the
humorist.
eyes," Certainly" "to be sure"
were the replies of the puzzled
smokers. "Why do you ask?" said
one at last.
"Because," slowly enunciated Mr..
Clemens, 81 am one of the editors
of the Enpress, and it occurred to
me that ought to have seat"
In an instant every chair was va
Gated, and the men, somewhat abash-
Cd, attempted to laugh the matter
off by saying:
"Ah! Mr.. Clemens, that was neat"
"witty as usual" etc., ETC., but there
was something in the joker's eye
that quickly told them that he was
in no joking frame of mind at that
moment. After that, loafers were
rather shy of Mark Twain.
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-05-16
A Relic of the Good Old Days.
I'm the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
One of the sanitary police, in 60
ing through an alley yesterday,
came along to a barn, and, as he
halted, he heard voice say; "rakc
off that coat, young man." There
was u pause, and about the time the
coat was off the father continued:
"You'vc needed tanning this long
while, and Pm ready to give it to
you; you've been (whack) going out
(whack) nights, aud (whack and
how'll you've sassed your (whack)
mother, and you've sasscd (whack)
me, and you've been trying (wha> k,
Jump and howD to run the house;
but (whack and yelD you can't do
it," There was more whacking
and bowling, but Sac officer didn't
stop, being convirced that Detroit
had at least one pioneer left.
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Let 'er Tower.

The Cincinnati Gazette speaks of
the instinct of the suppressed sex.
and with lorgnette in hand, satisfies
itself that women, from the nature
of their apparel, actually sit higher
than men;-adding:
And the fashion is a good one, as
are all the female fashions of the
time. We read of Solomon's rich
apparel, but we doubt, if Solomon,
in all his glory, was arrayed as
finely as a well dressed woman in
the present fashion, or if he was as
sweet. 1t must be much easier to
support the hair on the top of the
head than suspended on the back of
the head. The weight being over
the perpendicular, will make the
carriage more erect, as does the
carrying of burdens on the head Of
the women of some countries;
whereas, its suspension from the
back head would, by the law of
physics, incline the body forward,
to fetch the burden over perpen-
dicular line, and thus would cause
deformity. And when borne on the
top of the head, the fastening of the
foreign hair makes less strain on
the native. Teachers in our public
schools, preparing for re-examina-
ton, and department clerks, cram
ming for competitive examination
under the rules of civil service re-
form, by reading this particular ex
planation of these female phenome
ma, may be equipped for questions
that may be asked.
And the increase of height by
this fashion increases the magaif-
cence the woman. Let her tower
to the stars if she will. Heayenward
seems her natural tendency. These
OF servations are thrown in to plaster
over unintentional otfense we hear
we have recently given to women,
when we thought to show zeal in
their cause. We say let her tower
to her native skies. 1t is good to
see her spread herself, as the boy
said when he sat hen on hun
dred eggs. But when in audience
at lectures and concert, why may
she not, for her own sweet sake,
take off her hat, and hold it in her
hand as man does? II is not for men
that we speak. They are of no con-
sequence. But these towering struc-
lures on women's heads obstruct |
the view to women. Far would it
be from us to suggest this if we
thought it would mitigate in the
smallest degree the elegance of her
appearance while sitting, for that is
the paramount consideration.
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wrongs. 1t shall tell how it was

wrongs. 1t shall tell how it was
treated, and angels, who regarded
it as one of the most beautiful and
complete of all Gods creation, shall
be amazed. 1t shall tell how it was
cramped and pinched and destroy
ed; how it was ovcrtaxcd and work
ed like slave; how it was burnt
with fevers that might have been
avoided, and flung into great cal
drons of rheumatic fire; how the
wicked Imagination sapped it's
powers, and lust brutalized its sensi-
bilities; how life was made to be
one long agony, and caused the very
corruption Of tho grave to be antici-
patcd; and many man who has
been morally upright, who has been
neither q thief nor murderer, then
shall discover that the great sin of
his life was his neglect and abuse
Of his body. What he thought was,
at the worst, only an injury to him
self, he shall then see was Il contin-
ued affront put upon God
Buchanan County bulletin. [volume] (Independence, Iowa) 1869-1891, 1873-05-16
Zcphyrs in Kansas.

The Wichita Eagle is responsible
for this: The wind don't blow in
this part Of the country. 1t is up
about Emporia and Topeka, where
it sits on its hind legs and howls.
But now we remember us, there is
something that alternately goes
sweeping up and down this valley,
upturning out-houses, and carrying
off everything loose at both ends.
1t is too thick for water, and too
thin for wind. 1t is of a clay-bank
color, and tastes Of gravel and sand
somewhat, and is, withal, q little
disagreeable. Profane emigrants
and wicked newcomers generally
designate it by some cuss word"