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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31
BANKING AND FINANCIAL.
INVESTMENT Bonds.


The NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD 7-SO FIRST
MORTGAGE GOLD Bonds which we recommend as
profitable and well-secured investment. bear BIO
per cent cold interest and have the following ele
ments of security, viz:
!. They arethe obligation of strong corporation.
g. They are First Mortgage on the Road, It's
Equipments, Rights, and Franchises.
9. They are inst lien on its Net Earnings.
4. There is pledged in addition for the payment
Of principal aud interest, a Land Grant OF 1880
acres per mile through the States and $500 acres
per mile through the Territories traversed. The
Company Is already entitled to nearly Ten Million
acres of its Grant, and its Land Sales thus far have
realized s. Go per acre.
With nearly 800 miles Of the road completed and
in operation, the earnings for 1873 will be largo.
All marketable stocks and bonds are received in
exchange for Northern Paciics on most favorable
terms. JAY COOKE & CO.,
% Wall-st New-YOrk.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31
THE MONEY MARKET.

MARCH %, 1873,
SALES At THE STOCK EXCHANGE-oFFICIAL REPORT,
CONDENSED EXPRESSLY FOR THE TRIBUNE
FIRST CALL, 104 O'CLOCK A. NJ. .r. r...
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

CHICAGO. DANvnLE AND VNcEYNEs RAILROAD
FIRST MORTGAGE PER CENT GOLD BONDs-SiOO,OOO
the last of the total issue of OOOOO for sale at 90
and interest. Parties purchasing before April viii
have the benefit of the gold premium on Coupons
payable ON that day.
w. b. SHATTUcK & Co., Bankers,
q Nassau-st., New-York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

For SALE-MOrris and Essex Railroad per cent
Mortgage Bonds, principal and interest guaranteed
by the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Rail-
road Company. WOOD q DAVIS,
Bankers and Dealers in r. r. Bonds, 81 Pine-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

The gold market presented no new features to-day,
and the sales were at 11Gl lG8allGs, and finally up
to H. the speculation being as usual strongly sus-
tanned The general belief is that the manpulators
are about to make their power more decidedly felt
soon and contemplate paying their attentions to the
borrowers of gold and compel eXorbitant rates for
use. This, we opine, will depend somewhat upon
the programme of the new Financial Secretary. To-
days loan market showed nothing to indicate this.
and the rates were t. 3, 30 and per cent for carry
ing to fiat The Assistant-T Treasurer paid ont S4OO
in called Fve-twenties, aud $4,000 in coin interest
on the public debt. The das's business at the Gold
Exchange Bank was as follows: Gold cleared, $751;
COO; Gold balances 81 297 425; currency balances,
S2,2lS,jG3. The following were the quotations for
Al,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

ceipts footing up S2967569 and the coin export all
of which except 10000 was siiver so7o.7f2. The
following is the condition of tho Associated IA
tional and State Banks at the dates undermen-
mod
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

Foreign exchange quiet, being steamer day, but
unsettled by the concurrent stringency in money
and high price for gold We annex the nominal
quotations promising that actual business rates are
somewhat lower:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31


Sorr ~ mi 6O1s5 80 Eftra Amber In1ans,
So .......,. OOD IS Ohio and Mich. II e00 80 90
IS OHIO. Ind. H. 23o %
St.e Ezra urandl. 100 Z 50 Ohio Round hoop.
fPaury ao1,... 25 (ShlppnZ.... goo 20
Hr.tn Soippns bIt 900 Ohio BI Trade go 80
MlunesOnErFas,cem- Wllte WheA1 EVE N
non 10 fncv... 400 30 Ohio lad. AndMcb 15f 90
SuueruEe Oogble sItra ao,lo.' 10 w -
Good ~ choice Sorug Louis. Double BIT go 10 20
Kbss k1tr.A,, $50 50 Triple B1t 10 l56 p 81
tennessee brands 8 500 10 .
Sr+bn F1or Il ouiet and the grades heavy; Family
f an -. Al he close the market the medium
grades steady but quiet for the 10" grade sales o ." ou
" quote; go. j, . o.. az &c *
bait Alex Georgetown Mrdto GOOD SUB 70 - 70 %
bait Alex. and Georgetown Extra anu Family .Sg -
Hos ARTIST brands S9D
Hager,toyu ana Extras loV . %
Rye Flour steady choice brands and saabe sales Of 30
bbs. We quote; .oo
Rive Flour. state .'.'.''''''''''''''''''''''' ~
Rye Flour Pennsyiy8nis -"
Meal in limited request saies Of aO bbs We qaoei -
Corn Meal Jersey % ass % Meal brre % % n 50 -
Corn Mea " esteru IS 30 Com MI Br'WeP. a u p
Corr Mea wesLW 20 o 3 IS ComMealGdRE q ; 40
California Flour quiet +s0 O he supply light bag
Me steady fairly active; White, ~ 2d= 30 Pine leoS 81 ga
25; Coarse ia 81 20; COB, bOdGci Ground feed el~
81 20 Rye DO al 81 05O%t 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-03-31

ThefollOwing is a comparative statement of the
export of specie for % years from the port OF New
York TO foreign ports from Jan. 10 March ~, lS'3
and for the corresponding period OF the undernoted
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-04-02
AuslauoifdJe AeberGd)t.

Die GrsebenbeitSabbreiIen
ces Glerus nno Der Qaien an bic tatbps
liiden SiIbSfe msbrsn fdb fort u. fort.
60 miro. ME mir Der .9lurora" entncbs
men. pom Gbsin eeidrisben:
,.llstsr cie Mprrsbbewssuns sessn bic
&irdenasisge fnp fplsrnre ncue Oas
ten einSelaufsn. 9ln rsn GEtiIbpf ppl,
&Sln famen MprrsIen Der 0eilid felt
pcr Decanate Slautenbsim, Glen, @laps
bad unp S,cipiclp, ipwie eaiens slrereis
len aus Ger Stacts unp 2ancsemeinee
@lapta3 nit iiber 5000 llntsrl6riftsn
unc pom v9eisllissn Sirssryrrsin" in
Vrabelen. Weiter empfina Der GEbi=
ibuf slpcreiisn Ger 8siflidteit Der Otcas
nate 5einstcrs. Serpsn, sla9sn Bonn.
&SniSspinter Splinsen. OdleIpprf
Grsfslp, Siili6 unp gllrentpsen.
slus Der @smeinre Si6t wurce cine
eaicnaprcle rur6 cine Deputatipn dbsr-
reiht. 9lu6 Die auf ben 9srlammluns
sen su Stolsters une i'm 8aiieriaale ~
NSla teIdlplrnen NpprcHen purcen ibers
9eben. Gbenlo fam cine slpcreiie Der in
@d1burs 1beolcsie iupireneen Yreuz
Fen an.
Den YiI@pf ron 9risr baten mil
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-04-02
;. Dubuque. s}oma Nait,uod, ben Mpril 1873

wercen etrpa in einem Mpnat abaei6loIz
len tpe1cen. Der gtew yJcrfer lburm
bat Die 56be BON so IuB iiber rem 5p6
maileritance erreidt. Die punfte, mo-
rie Seranferunosn In Srcoflyn ansez
bradt wercn ioIen, iino bereits ausses
wdblt. Mit ben slussrabunsen fir Die.
ielben trurpe an Der Stclle ces alien
Samesitr. sWarfteS Der Aufans sema6t,
UNI cieier ieltit 1T abserilIen tpOrcen. -
Die Stsae befnect fd etpa ,pei Straz
eenSepierte pom 8rootlsner Sburm. -
Die slussrabuns ielbf nimmt einen
Haun1 BON 1872 Sub 9dnsen unp 12O
'IlS Vreite Elm. bic Siefe rerlelben pirp
lid etpa auf 125 Iue telaufsn unp 49,.
600 &utifYarcs Gre linp prn cort mcaz
sufabren. Ipn rer 9luseratuuasielle
fiibrt jest cine &pllbabn BEN Sano nad
cem lburme, no er ;ur 4usfiillune oient,
unp cieislbe Hollbabn miro rie fertiac1
0rantttlSde fir Die Seranferunaen Don
Der Sancunssbriide na6 Dem Srt trins
gen, lpp iie einseiiist tpereen icaeu. -
Die Nnfertisuns Ger eiieruen 8abeltaue
1T bereits contraftlih iberseben pcrcen.
Cine Der wenisen sutsn pom GonareB
ansenpmmenen8illS betrefcnp cieGrlnunz
teruns sur paansuns pon NuBbol;z
baumen auf ZEN pririen pes gBes
itens 1T Scn pem priTrsnten unter,eibz
net unc raber Ueiss ssporrsn. Dali
lelbe beitimmt. raB Serermann. welder
oisrsis older bFsntlider Qdnrueisn nit
yfuBtclstdu..en MID! peiter ais IL Sue
Don einancer ftebenp bepFanst unp rur1
sebn Sabre In sutem 3uitanpe erbdlt,
nad stblauf rer sebn Sabre einen Yes
iiBtitcl fir rteie pier;is @der erbalten ipa,
ipbalo bic IbatIa6e rur& ,psi slaubz
pdrrise 3euaen fsfseiieat 1T. Oas Sc
'eb beitimmt ferner, rab Serermann, mel,
eter auf 0runclage reS preemptionss
une 5eimitattes 0eieses ii1 niecerselaI.
len bat unc mad bret Sabren Der BeGecs
lung ben Seweis rur6 slpei slautwiircis
sc 3eustn liefert ca6 BON ibm Elm Ade,
nit NuBbcl; bepRanst (pie 8dume il
;wSlf GuB pom einanper entfernD unp Il,
auten 3uitance erbalten pprpen 1T, eis
ncn SeiiBtitel auf Die bstreFsnre !6eims
lta:te erbalten fol-. une eaB rieie 2dnres
reien fir feinen frdber abselGlolIenen
S6ulpSertrag baitbar Iein IoQen.
Die &atbclifen y Ybilaeelpbia's 8
crsaniiirten IN Der Weser's 6au am 25.
Ndrs cine Naiienveriammluns, pur9
wel9e ni9t alIein rem preubiiden Gpts-
fopaten unp ben Yriefern, ionpern aud
ben unter preubiider 5errldaft ftsbsnren
8atbolifen, pas tiefite Bepausrn unc
SYmpatbie aussecriidt pirp uno fe aur
Nuscauer i'm Sample uno in Den Qeis
zen anfseforpert unp ermuntert tpelpen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-04-02
america anf ber @iener @eltaus>
telluuQ.

Sefanntlib 1T 0ensral pan Yurcn
aum Ser. Staaten gpmmi6ir fir bic
8iener Deltauslteuuns ernannt ipprren
uno fubr leBte @o9e nit Der ,,9lrriatic" ,
nadeem CT cine leBte 8eratbuns nit pen
Staats, Sefretar Slid sebabt, an isinen
ppfen ab. Wsbrere Ger YerI9ierene
Staaten tperten aubsrcem tur1 eissne
Gpmmiiarere bort prdienirt.
OaS Ser. Staaten Iran5pprtl6ifi
Supply" serlie5 Dor Uenisen Iassn
idwer belaren nit 9luefeQunsssesenian ans
cen Ten Safen son Nsw yprf unp ibm
fclSte Der "0uarp" nit Is bis 5000
Silten belapcn. Seipe Sdiifs werren
in Irisit lanren unp ron Gibraltar aus
na6 ibrem Seitimmunssorte rur9 bic
Dampfer rss Wittel9eiawapers seibleppt
,perren.
Die Neputlit pirp troB Der pielfa6en
STANDARDIZATION, romit ran Surn s,l
fampfen bate unr ru sanslid unseniis
senren Se,piafsunS rrs Gpnsrr6rs 10 Wie
Oanf rem slnitrcnsunsen rss Gpmmiilirs
unp Der resen SrtbeilisunS rer8rpbinrus
itrie, wiirpis rsprdientirt iein.
0iiniunrpwansis 8atrifanten lanes
,pirtbibafiliher WaIdincn csrcn Eatris
fate einen Nsum Ypn $4,000 Sub erfprs
Germ, batsn ibte Yrpeucte nab SSien sez
lanpt.
Die Wa16inen irlsn 70 aufSsfGlli
iperecn. ZAP rsren YpBise praftiit Ses
ptiift unp elm 8rSlsid nit cenen ce.
Wal1inca anperer NatiOnen leidt su
MAIDEN 1T. usber $50 Waidinenfabrls
ten psrren nit ibren GrseusnilIen einen
Staum bon $4,000 Guapratfub beans
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$t95.5tO.871
SIN @an,en

OW S0uW3eH piSO,olU.OH
Die beporfeben Strifes.-
Aus Ns,p yort melpet man unterm %.
Nd,s:
Die Strifes, tpel9e man in nSdiier
3eit tn biei8er Stapt er,partet 1oaen
nod meit bseeutenbsr fein als tie
leStidbrisen. Die StrifeS tperben ii1
ni1t nur auf einselne @ewerte bei9r6ns
fen; ale Bauseperfe woQen 3uiammen
oaf pem Mdt< Stunrsns Spfem befeben
unD es iollen temna1 $4,000 Wenl1en
fiG an rem Su elmer fefsei.Sen Stunre
fattfncencen Strife elei6;sitis betbeilis
gen. Die meilten Der Gewcrbe beiteben
nur auf Der fusen Nrbeitsssit, bic 3ims
merleute unO S1reiner aber auf elmer
2cbnsGrb6buns pom SO per Sag. Die
grecutip sgomiteS aaer 8ewerbez 0enols
ienidaften lnp aufseforcert wcrcen, aes
meinihaftlid ;u arbeiten. Der Yralirent
Der Nrbeitsrs Union trbauptet, 100000
Nlenlden ,riirpsn ben Strife In Iew
yprt ;uiammen bcsinnen unp rie grbeis
ter Der Stirtc Bottom, Gbicaso, ct. Qpuis
Gan GransisrD u. (. ~. wIrren ibnsn
folSsn.
Iiles0ouverneur %. y. Ystti6, BON
MapiIon, Bisc, III an 81. Wdr, in
9snulba aeltcrten. Gr mar wdDreac rss
8on;en WinlsrS franf.
Die 6iasse auf Gem Capitol pebt auf
5albmalt. 0cuYcrneur 8aibbum III in
MinneappliS, wirp jerp6 Ger Setrcisuns,
weIde am Dcnnsritas in &snpiba itatts
fnest. teippbnen.
Das g8st,sr III lsbr falt.
DaS srSbte Wsrf Der gleu,cit i'm SADIE
bes Srldenbaues IArcitst riiitis SOran :
Der Iburm auf Ger SrcOflynr Seite
er Ga sNiDer 8rlde bat jeBt
ciN5Sbe BON $50 Gub iiber pem 5ods
wa0sritanoe errei&t. unb bic Gontracte
far ben @sf Der su ulieferaoen 0ranitblSde
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-04-02

0'upV uHV OtuIltntU CtC ,yUCuNIte uUC
msrcen spn pier mddtisen 9ccomottpsu
i'm Sang erbalten.
Die pacifcs SatnseisuIdaiten baten
cine Sammluns Wineralien unp LAMB
aftliderprccucte bereits mad 6gBisu
atseten laiisn. Die amerifanilbe seos
srapbiibe 0eisqidaft wirp cine bspsutsn.
be Collection iiatiitiidsr Eerfe, lber 1000
Vdnce, icwte 8artsn uap photographer
ces yclemitetbals5, se5SGannon'S Gcloz
racp's, Der Gataracte. GnspdGe y. be,
&cdY Mcuntains ausaelIen. 6srr Ststs
ger bat iter 1000 tdsli6e, mS6entli1e
unc mcnatlide 3eitunseu ssiammelt unr
mirc rieleltsn seprcnet pemnd6f ablenz
Cen.
Wit 8isn, cem StapelplaB Der euro
paiIben pianpfcrte Sabritatipn wirc
li9 amer'ca ci small nibt msHsu f5nnen,
ca es tstimmt III, cab nur iulbe Nus=
teller 81 prdmien tere6tiat inr, bic
felt rcr leBten pariisr 9lusasuuns cine
nambafte SerbeiIeruns an ibrcn Snitru.
menten ansebradt taben. Nur cine
amerifanilbe Gabrif III bort rcpriIsntirt.
SIN 2an'e pes Dollars, fne Die Sld>
then Der Sunit isbr lpdrli6 unp ypn Ct.
ner Vertretuus ipecieller &unfeSeueniiIe
Nmerica fam raber nidt bic Nsrs iein.
Op6 pirp'S an Slamase niht ieblen.--
0liidlihe weiIe 1T 0innie NeamS Wlos
reQ ,ur 8eiteritatue Jarrasuts seruns
elddt.
usbsr 60 8aIen Saun,wplle bon Sas
sannab, WobiIe, Nsw Orleans unp Sal
pefcn ,percen BON zen 0pSlsen ees
Staplesprpcufts reS ionnisen Sicsns
3eusnie ablssen. DreiBis Ger 8alIsn,
welde Die feiniten unp nit beipnperer
SOrsfalt subereitste,. Sea. Sslanps s8aums
wolIe" entbalten, iino elegant ausfafs
frt, nit Yeriilberten &eifen umidlunsen
unp perpen sur 6erfeQuns elmer ameris
fanilden Srppbde in Der Jptunra reS
palaRse ciensn. Gtenio werren he
anreren Staple> Yrorufte tes Siicsns,
Msis. 3ndcr, 5abaf unp Namie in ben
beiten Grieusnii1cn Yertreten lsin. Das
&riesscepartement bat cine GOastticn rcr
neucfen 6anrfeuerwaffen unp Der I6pers
fen 0sIddye IN Ger Supply" tereitS
abscianct. Mqe amerifaniidsn priyats
@aTenfabritantn ,perpen Wlulter ibrer
Grfnsunsen uno 0srbe6eruns Gem bull
piSencen europa priientiren.
Das ipecifid amerifanii9e Grsiebunss
SYfem, wenn man pcn einem lclden re-
ben fam. miro befanntli9 aud bort
pertretsn iein. Qeirer baten bic Com
miidre perseisn aud bic Yrotesremplare
cieles Syitems. bic SpiBbuben I'M Cons
areiIt. bic serriidten Temperewbrdcer, bic
Nlpfcl Der freien 9iete. nsbit rem boffs
nunssucllen Sunsamerifa unp benz ers
ma9ienen Hcwcytbum aussultsllen.
Auf Der Yariier MusReauns ,paren bic
Ser. Staaten nur tur6 245 9lusHeIer
pertreten. wabrenp auf Der 8iener tiss
rur6 800 Der Gau iein wirp. 8stannt-
li@ miro Der Staat Soma rur1 bic .5ers
ren SUiepb Gibosd unb .. q. Cooley
BORT reprdientirt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-04-02
snlanoitd)e GanofdJau.
Der Gonsrsk.
g q /.

Nad @ertasuns res Gcnsrsfes 1T
befanrtli6 Der Senat nod in SiBung
seblieben, un auser perI9ierenen Greeus
Ito 0eldaften ibr Die slntlase seaen
ben Senator Galewell pcn &aniaS
au serbanceln, reip. iber teFen Mus to-
bun9 aus pem Senat 3u entibcicen.
Die @frtanrlunsen unp Iebatter, sos
gen iib reiultatlps bic gum leyten Mcn<
tag, "a. Mar, bin uno fanoen, enrli6
baeurd ibre Grleriauna cab Ger Nnses
tlastc, Galpweu, i6riftlid feline Helis<
nattrn ais Senatpr an,eiste. 3us
8!eid CAB CT an, ras er cem 9puSerneur
BON &anias son Der seldcbenen Neiis>
nation, rte ipfort III Rraft tretsn lplle,
Nittbeiluns semadt babe. !Sierauf
puree ron Seiten res Senat5 alles rpeis
tere @srfabren in Sa9en GalpwsllS ein<
seReut.
SeBt liest benz Senat nod bic llntcrlus
dung sesen Den Senatpr GlaYtun ppn
4rfanlaS Dor.
Der Seridt reip. Antras res In bieier
@nseleaenbeit ernannten Gpmites lautet
babin, pas bic seeen glayton erbptenen
acknowledgement als nidt besrancet ers
Hdrt rercen.
Das rer blifani16en Gons
Ares nibt ans Spaen sepadt bat unp
befa:ntli6 nidts peniser ais Sseonpz
nate beabltdtiste, bepeiien rie 0elpbes
uilisunsen pie In psr lssten SiBuns fir
ben Staatsbausbult semadt ,porcer iinp,
uao $54 100000 mebr betraseu als i'm
sorber9rbenpen Sabre.
8ewillist fnp:
Bur Deduns Son Defi,itS 81 ,699. 1888
Sir bic Eernss Gommi1ion 1880
HGr bic 4 iIhs amerifaniS
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-04
GREAT MIN

We always think of great men as
in the act of performing the deeds
which give them renown, or else in
stately repose, grand, gloomy, and
majestic. And yet this is hardly
fair, because even the most gorgeous
and magnificent of human beings
have to bother themselves with the
little things of life which engage the
attention Of US smaller people. No
doubt Noses snuffed and got angry
when he had severe cold in his
head, and if fly bit his leg while
he was sitting in the desert, why
should we suppose he did not jump
and use violent language and rub
the sore place? And Caesar, isn't
it tolerably certain that he used to
become furious when he went up
stairs to get his slippers in the dark
and found that CaIphurnia had shov-
ed them back under the bed so that
he had to sweep around wildly for
them with the broom-handle? And
when Soloman cracked his crazy
bone, is it unreasonable to suppose
that he hoped around the room and
looked mad and felt as if he wanted
to cry Imagine George Washing
ton sitting on sthe edge of the bed
putting on Is clean shirt, and growl.
ing at Martha because the buttons
were off; or St. Augustine with an
apron around shis neck having his
hair cut; or Joan Of Arc holding her
front hair in heu mouth, as women
do, while she fixed up her back hair;
or Napoleon jumping out of bed in a
frenzy TO chase musquito around
the room with pillow; or Martin
Luther in his night-shirt trying to
put the baby to sleep at 2 O'Clock in
the morning; or Alexander the Great
with the hicups; or Thomas Jefferson
getting suddenly over fence to avoid
dog; or the Duke of Wellington
lying in bed with the mumps; or
Daniel Webster abusing his wife
because she hadn't tucked the covers
IN at the foot of the bed; or Benjamin
Franklin pairing his corn with a IA.
zor; or Jonathan Edwards at the
dlnner-table wanting to sneeze just
as he gets his mouth full Of hot beef;
or Noah standing at his window at
night throwing bricks at cat
Mac Adeler
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-04
A HORSE DEALER.

Is double dealer, for he dealeth
more in double meanings than your
punster. when he giveth his word
it signifeth little, howbeit it standeth
for two Specifications. He putteth
his promises. like his his colts, in a
break. Over his mouth, Truth.
like the turnpike man, writeth up
No Trust. Whenever he speaketh,
his spoke hath more turns than the
foreweel. He telleth lies, not white
only, or black, but likewise gray,
bay, chestnut brown and roam, -
piedald and skewbald. He swareth
as many oaths out of court as any
man, and more in; for he will swear
two ways about horses dam. If,
by Gods grace, he be something
honest, it is only a dapple, for he
can be far and unfair at once. He
hath much imagination, forshe selleth
complete set of capital harness, of
which therebe no traces. He advertise
es a coach, warranted on it's first
wheels, and truly the hind pair are
wanted to the bargain. A carriage
that hath travelled twenty summers
and winters, he describeth we'll
seasoned. He knocketh down
nrachine-horses that have been knock
ed up on the road, but is tender of
heart to his anima ). that he parteth
with none for fault: ''for,'' as he
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-04
IL OR SALE

inc Undersigned offers his farm for sale to any
one wishing to buy. 1t is situated 10 the south
esn part OF the Town of Bristol, County of Keno
nail mile from school house. 1t contains
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-04

sayeth, blindness or lameness be
m \ . 4. nag proper only
for t dogs meat. he writeth down,
but tc;riHeth,' aft to 60 to any hands;''
Or, as may be. would suit a timid
gentleman" String halt lie calleth
'''grand action and kicking, cliff
ing the feet we'll aup."i If a mare
have farcical disease, he narneth her
.'out Of Comedy" and selleth
Blackbird for a race, because he hath
a running thrush. Horses that
drink ink only water, he justly war
ranteth to o''be temperate" and If
dead lame, declareth them z"good in
all l. theirpaces," seeing that they can.
go but one; Roaring he calleth
sound" and a steed that high.
bloweth in running, helcomp reth to
Ecllps, for he outstrippeth the wind.
Another might be entered as a steeple
chaser, for why he is as fast as a
church. Thoroughpin with 70 him
IS synonymous with ''perfect leg"
Ii a nag cougheth, it's ga clever
hack, IF his knees be fractured,
he is swell broke for the gig or sadd
le." If he reareth, he is srabove
sixteen hands high If he hath
drawn tiercegin a cart, he is a good
fencer. alalf he biteth, he shows good
courage; and heris playful, merely,
though he should play. the devil.
II ne runneth away, he 9calIeth, him
"otf the Gretna Road, and has been.
used tocarry. a. LADY, If a cob
stumbleth, he considers. him a true
goer, and addeth, u'''The proprietor
Parteth from him to. go abroad"
Thus, without much profession Of
religion, yet he is truly chris tian, like
IN practice, for he dealeth not in
detractlon, and won d not disparage
the character even ola brute. Like
unto Love, he is blind unto all
blemlshes. and seeth only a virtue,
meanwhile he gazeth at a vice. He
taketh kick of a nag's hoof like a
lovetoken saying only before SANDERS
by, t'''Poor fellow, knoweth mel"
and IS content rather to pass as a
bad rider, than that the horse should
be held reslive or over mettlesome,
which discharges him from his back.
If 1t hath bitten him beside, and
moreover bruised his limb against a
coach wheel, then, constantly return
ing good for evil, he giveth it but the
better character, and recommended
1t before all the stud in his stable.
In short, the worse a horse may be
the more he chanteth his praise, like
a crow that croweth over Old Ball.
whose lot it is on a common to meet
with the Common Lot. Tom Hoods
.Whan28 and OZdities.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-04

ANECDoTE OF MRS. SIDDoNs. -
When Mrs Siddons was playing
Lady Macbeth in Dublin, at thai
part where drum sounds. and she
exclaims: ga drum! drum! Mac
beth doth come" there was some
difficulty or neglect in obtaining the
necessary instrument, and to her
amazement trumpet was sounded.
She Immediately saw how absurd it
would be to say drum while the
sound Of the trumpet filled the ears
Of the audience, so she said ga trum-
pet a trumpet" and stopped short,
amid GREATNESS silence, not KNOWING
how to rhyme, when a voice from
the gallery called out Macbeth doth
stump it," at which the house broke
out into peal Of laughter and the
tragedienne advanced to the foot
lights and bowed her acknowledge
ment for the relief. She aftervard
tried to find out who it was. but
failed to do so; and she never forgot
what she considered the most genuine
piece Of wit she had met with in all
her experience.