The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-12-12

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sis husbands
The Hei,i.a Ar~ ~aasa like IL Inv
whether ,iea.tal lsmht i rtt,na H.
Nstiingssns silver wedding
The nastsn Ndsrssisrs has an hsslr's
h.aAea. .Iryab'e in Denmark saa
|. b. that ~ hi.soris Il ro,,enntss hps
hr.kcn out affsshy
Case. wants "a g. u Cuba. lfeascs
ests there viii Nc nu,h,ng worth reins
fnr ~ NJ, hn'l, clsc.
When policemen Gnas man full
they take him ~ tic s,atien.heasr. nni
his friends bail him ~,
A ,lana. Il d chap who would be a
lady II he could; but. ms he cant. ,loes
all hs can 10 show the world he's no,
man.
A Member Of the tic Missouri I.cgi !.
laturc whose reputation was exceedingly
below "rar," ahrcntcd himself for =
while aud then had his death announced.
rhercupon tho Legislature passed tho
usual resolutions " cond ,lcncc some Of
tho willy members bi,tc,sa enemies
culngiscl their ''lcpa,tol f'iunl :
exalted character aud high worth. Z AMI
thu next Ia, hc rcappcarcd in his scat
with The resolutions aud cnlngicr neatly
pasted IN his memorandum honk. rs d
r.ccir. IN full. for the ra-,, aud letter
III credit fur tho future.
This Il tho way they report the death
ef saloon.kctrcr IN Omaha: - Death
lurkcl IN every corner IL tha, darker
OIL ronn--.Satan howlrl al every
crcvirc."
r. N, Allen. nastcr Il the state
grange of Missouri. IL ~, IN a fierce
card against certain oranges that have
ADMITTED editors 10 their ranks who
published political papers II these
erangoa In not At once eArcl tho said
editors, Allen proposes u shake al
tho hay seed out of their hair.
An exemplary lady, about u srnl il
somewhat fa,lsa black six dress i. tho
dyers. changed hcr mind BY happening
to upon her praycr-baok a. the hymn,
Simmer .u.n, why will you dio /" md
she turned accordingly,
A French gentleman, luar ing Eng
lish - somc purpose, replied thus t. the
salutAtions "llpW do you 10. moi,-
siour!" .lpo vat ~ .'llow do yum find
yourself = Il never l"scs myself,
GLOW do You fucl." "smoo.h; you
just feel mo. =
"Ars you worry fond u novels. Mr.,
Joncs,' Very" responded thu. inter-
rogased gentleman. who wished to hc
thought BY tho lady qucttioncr fond u
literature. .liaye you." continued tho
lady. lever read ".rsn Thousand ica,y
No, madam. | mover read that number
Ia al my lifc."
Seeding Female 10 Husband No.
"Oh u you only knew tho difference b.
tween ycu, wrsssh and my 6rat husband
lIusbAnd--"l do know tho difference.
lIe IL happy now that no haa lef. yoa.
and J Wa happy before ! ct you.
A Kentucky dog ate up eleven shcop
without stopping, Al soon as tho owner
Of che sheep receives Official notification
VI this outrage Cabinet meeting win
b. hcld. and tho owner oftLs dog viii
b called upon to apologize. perhaps Tx
PAiNcirLEs " NKGEpiNa. --Sci.n-
tito investigation and research have
established tho following propositions
~ truc, IN tho transmission Of hcrcdi-
tary animal characleristic.:
!, Like produces like. u tho like.
liots Of soma ancestor.
?. When thsro il great uniformity
among tho members u : apccies. tho
divsrgonccs u tho Offspring from tho
average type arc usasll, small
>. Whom . considerable difference
haa nsaxss lAnan Mstn l.l..l..l ...isLA.