The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-22
EvE.ANoEllcAL CORNER,

Miss Dickinson favors the abolition OF
saddles
Young ladies' economy-Ncver throw
away good match.
The latest whim is to hayc your shoes the
color of your dress.
A Pennsylvania lady died recently for
freezing to nine too many ice creams.
Twenty thousand girls in Switzerland
gain livelihood by making watches.
A young lady at Bangor, Maine, has col.
lected 1900 buttons, and asks $500 orthcn,.
New York ladies arc discarding poodlcs
and taking to birds. The poodlcs don't oh.
ject.
Mrs. Parting,on says she gets up every
morning at the shrill csrrion of the chan.
delcr.
A Keokuk belle has started the fashiona.
able circle in which she was a star by taking
the white vail
The obituary notice Of Kentucky lady
includes the fact that her hair was six feet
Ss6Hs iuSuCo VUS.
Beautifully tinted autumn leaves, French
manufacture, are used to ornament the new
bonnets, with fine effect.
Lovely young ladies'" in Pittsburgh
weigh from one hundred and forty 10 one
hundred and ninety pounds.
A jealous Milwaukee wife fired two re-
volver shots at her husband, neither of
which took effect, but he has quit flirting.
The Seneca Falls ladies' are singing about
'thc mo,h>caten hustle, the old iron hustle,
the cloth>covered. hustle that hung on ~
we'll"
Mrs. Livcrmore says there are thousands
of women married to men for whom they
don't care a copper, that they may have
home
"Gracious me-" exclaimed lady in
witness box, "how should know anything
about anything l don't know anything
about :"
Siam Is an ungallant country. There tho
first wife may be divorced, and after that
every wife may be sold for cash or traded
tor yellow dog.
DR.. DiO Lewis is authority for the state.
ment that diet of beans in better for the
complexion than all the powders and creams
ever manufactured.
Some women are SO sclfishly obstinate
that one cannot be amazed at their murder.
There was Mrs. Lee of Lynn, Mass, who
positively refused TO get up and hight tho
fire, and Mr.. Lee felt it his duty to choke
her to death.
A Shcboygan man said: Lucy Smith, I
can't fool away my time courting; will you
marry me! :" And although Lucy had known
him but two hours, she put her little hand
in his and said she would.
A Connecticut school committee recently
asked school marm, "What was the seed
from whence sprung good and evil ?" The
school marin answered mcekly that she
wasn't posted in the seed business" and
the matter was allowed to drop.
The old fashion of wearing beads around
the neck has been revived. Jet beads are
used instead of the large rubber ones q
heretofore. Four times around the neck
is. we believe. the correct style Just now.
NAY. nay. dearest Alfred" said Clara, 80 sweet,
II cannot adopt your suggestion,
Tis charmin. t. such duck at ones feet,
But marriage Is out Of the question.
'r'c promised Sir Peter; he's three times my age,
Rather cnmpy, and awiuy yellow;
But his book ut his bankcrshc showed me page
We're 1t yours you dear pennilcss fellow:
"Now please not to scowl. but behave as you should
The chances of life arc all rcckoncd;
When anythin: happens to him, il you're good,
Come and ask me to make you my second"