The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-10-12

business street OF tho town OF llulchins, on
the Central Railroad, In Dallas county Tor
snle at low prices, Apply TO
JOHN W.swINDELLS,
,yl5dtf Herald once.
Bon, tho tonsorlal scientist, dresses
no your chin for fifteen cents.
A SILENCE like a horse watching for
heel-hy, pervaded the polls yester-
day.
CuMMERFoRp has New York on the
brain, aud the money In his pocket to
20 there-and Is going.
HAMM a PoIsER will do the elegant
to-day In tho way of flrst-class steaks
Stake your stomach on mat
STEPHENS will have some choice
Sunday reading II was stephen and
not Stephens that stoned his Master
SEE dissolution Of copartnership
between +. A. Sayrc ~ Co., in another
column. IL will do to rend on Sunday.
THIS Is Understanding and II
sabbath-school-going day. You should
have been more considerable and
bought your whisky yesterday. To-
day saloons are closed.
WHEAT travels down our columns
of new advertisements this morning
ai though he intended to walk trough
sh0d,n over the whole concern. That
Wheat sows itself on good ground.
PRoF. ALDERIIoFT bushes under the
compliment paid him by our citizens,
and contrary to the famousO T., who
cried for more, the Professor declines
taking any morc--students' His
benches are full.
FoRMAN, of the Corsicana Observer,
was struck by Il quarantine yesterday,
and was subsequently seen dreaming
away Ills wounds with a vigorous
Havana, and dispelling his wrath by
comparing Dallas beauties with the
paniered fairies Of his own "swcet
Auburn
MEssRs PENN & FRANKLIN are re-
ceiving u magnificent stock of the
finest stationery ever brought into
Northern Texas. They are author
lied agents of TIE HERALD, and in
connection with their large stock of
books, they keep constantly on their
tables the latest papers and periodicals
of merit published in America.
A CANDIDATE who didn't get the
requisite majority" yesterday, stole
mp to his rooms and after unloading his
pistols and throwing his razor out of
the window, carried the empty case
and the unloaded ordnance into the
presence of his family, and there, all /!
there, embraced his dear ones and then
bravely grasped his razor case and pis
tols-only to find them empty.
ONE of the candidates yesterday
skipped from poll to poll to learn what
his chances Were and all this time his
wife was hunting him up. After find
ing that he was defeated he expc-
ricnced a yearniug for peppermint and
went home to get it, and Mt the thresli-
hold he met his wife and he told her
that not poll went for him, and she
told him "he was erroneous" that there
was pole for him and that she had 1t,
and it would 60 for him at once, and it
should cover him all over with glory
or something red, and-then the door
slammed to rs though the woman was
mad.
WE regret that we have not before
noticed the return of our honored and
esteemed friend, Colonel J. &. Mccoy,
who has been spending the sultry
months in the Northern States, and
who has just returned to our midst to
share In the progress and labor in the
advancement of nur giant young city.
Colonel Mccoy is one of the Oldest citi-
zens of this place, and throughout u
residence of more than thirty years
has enjoyed the proud privilege of