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New-York tribune., 1873-05-23
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poorH's THRATER-" ANY R1bsarl" Miss ) Neilson u 1,
GRASD OPERA hoUsR.-At az Monte OhsVo' N""S
Fechfcr. -. -. ALL -
NEW FIFTH AVENUE THEATEii.-r - Madeiein Motei;
NTRI oS a. .rDrS.-s. Agraei: or 1he Maec Cnuti, -,
~ y,Srtr rr,,r sTyp Humptv Dumpty Geo H. FOX
UStoH souAEF f1IEATER Without Heart -
MALIACKs THEATLR-'O1r Am'IiV@" NO"s''" - "
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

Now that nearly all of the great offices in
the gift of the Mayor and Board of Aldermen
have been filled, public interest takes new
direction. The Police Justices are yet to be
named under the bill reorganizing the Police
Courts and the Superintendent of Police is to
be chosen. 1t is useless TO speculate on the
probabilities involved in these two important
departments of the City Government. We
present elsewhere the latest data concerning
these topics, leaving the interested reader to
Judge of the pending issues.
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

CKSrpu PARK GARDEN - summer Nights Concert
sowEHyIiIs ART GALIERY.-Exhibition Of Paintings.
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

Nlr. Geo. Macdonald brought his public appear
anccs in this country TO handsome conclusion, last
night. Association Hall was crowded by an atten-
tive audience which listened 10 his ingenious and
subtle analysis Of the character Of Hamlet. The
speakers farewell was eloquent and tender; and it
showed that he leaves behind him throng of sin
cere and eaInest friends.
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

The dry realism with which some people think it
fine to transmogrfy and spoil all the best of Scrip
ture stories was carried ridiculous excess lately
by New Hampshire clergyman. He Was preach
ing about Jonah, and thus did he amplify: Il seem
to see Jonah passing alond the road to Ninevah;
seem to see him entering the ticket office, buy his
ticket and pay for seem to him walk upon the
vessel seem to see them lift their anchor and the
stately ship move grandly ont upon the broad At
lantic.o In this we do not know which to admire
most-the Chadbandian rhetoric OF the geography.
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

Those who knew Gen. Candy will not be surprised
to learn that he died poor. His private charities,
they tell u.s. were absolutely without stint. and his
widow was left with nothing but pension of thirty
dollars month. An Oregon newspaper states that
Mr. J. b. Montgomery, contractor on the Northern
Pacific Railway, learning this fact, collected from
the leading citizens of Portland in three hours
purse of s. 400 gold and presented it to Mrs. Candy
Such illustrations of the nober side of the American
character are refreshing to read Of.
New-York tribune., 1873-05-23

"aty- fa .- --ai
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

GB- A young woman in Wisconsin re-
Gently poured a potful of glue over her low
er, because no didn't seem disposed to
stick to her.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

EB~" What kin git you?" asked a
clerk in bookstore of boy customer.
"Hoosier Schoolmaster," answered the
boy.
"Who's my schoolmaster cried the
clerk, his face in blaze, as he came round
the counter with his fist doubled, "Tn
show you who's my schoolmaster.
The boy left instanter, and concluded to
apply for his book to some one whose
conscience was not SO tender on the subject
of education.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

eE- DR.. t. sent by mail a bottle Of
homeopathic pellets to patient, with the
usual direction to the postmaster, If not
taken return in ten days" printed on the
corner of the envelope. He was not a little
surprised to receive on the eleventh day,
the half empty bottle, with note from
the patient, saying that he had returned
them as requested, although they had done
him a great deal of good, and he should
have been glad to have taken them a little
longer. :.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27
A Plain Answer.

Nimrod-" Have you seen deer pass
this way, boy? You know what deer is
like9" Youth" Noa, l doan'tp'
Nimrod-" Why, something like DON
key, with short ears. Have you seen any
thing answering to that description p
"Noa, not till yeau come by ~
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

Gg- Pop corn parties are something new
over in Snyder county. The gentlemen
are not permitted to get "corned" but
they can "pop" as much as they please,
provided they please the young ladies in
doing SO.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27
H U M 0 R 0 U s .
Getting into Hot Water.

There is doctor in this city, says the
San Francisco Chronicle, who has speak
ing tube leading from the main entrance Of
the building to his Office, which is up just
few flights. For several days past a
smart young man named Swartz, has anus
ed himself by calling through the tube
pipe for the doctor, and then profanely or
dering him to set out ON an excursion for
Tartarus. For some time this fun was
taken in good part until the fine humor of
the joke no longer became apparent. Ac-
cordingly one afternoon, the disciple of
of Esculapius provided himself with
tea-kettle of water, heated to about 210
degrees Fahrenheit and waited alongside
the pipe. Pretty soon the old familiar
sound came up through the pipe:
essay, Doc, how's Trick?"
"Tricks is better; guess he'll get well''
responded the doctor, reaching out after the
tea-kettle.
"What has been the matter with him ?''
"He's got burnt"
How?''
"You get"
The doctor had finished his last sentence
and then let a quart of scalding water
down the pipe. Swartz had his mouth over
| it, and when the water struck it he was
somewhat surprised. Water was apt to
surprise him, but hot water was an unex-
pected novelty. The man above poured in
the water for about minute, and then
looked out of the window. The smart
young man was getting along the sidewalk
at pretty lively gait having evidently just
got up from sitting posture. He was
trying to yell "police," but couldn't ar
ticulate with much success. About half an
hour afterwards he found himself able to
speak and inquired:
"Did that boiler explosion hurt any
body"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

nj 0TICE.-All persons are hereby forbidden to
IN enter the house, or trespass on the premises
ry county, either with their teams or driving their
stock ON II, or In any way whatever All persons
known TO so trespass VIII be dealt With according
TO law. CATHARINE DOUGHTEN.
April 20, 1873
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

tB- A bachelor editor was travelling all
alone by himself. His baggage consisted
of but one extra shirt, and that one blue
checked one. The baggage man accosted
him with:
"Any baggage, sir?'
eyes, SIR"
"Let me see your checks"
The editor cautiously unravelled the
bundle, and holding up his shirt asked
the fellow if he could see the checks. An
umph ! in basso continuendo, and the ex-
pressmen was gone.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

az What is the difference between the
engine-driver and passenger who has
missed the train s-One is right in front,
and the other is left behind a.3a.5ae
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

E8- There is a woman in Duluth who
weighs 800 pounds. At h little distance it
is difficult to tell which is the larger Of the
two, the town or the woman.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

eB- An Iowa country squire concludes
the martial knot thusly:-" Them that the
court hath Joined together let no man bust
asunder; but suffer little children to come
unto them so help you God"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

G9" One of the Irish newspapers contains
an advertisement announcing as lost,
cloth cloak belonging to gentleman lined
with blue.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27

gB- A little boy being asked; what is
the chief end Of manP" replied, "The
end what's got the head on"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-05-27
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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

$1,000 Reward offered TO any Person proving
Jos r. Filter, NJ D., TO he Their than graduate Oi
the celebrated University Of Prnnsy lvania In lass, and
Professor " Chemistry and Toxiool0gy.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
wife Of q Merchant Clerk.

A merchants clerk, of the Rue Haul
vile, took it into his heed to get married.
His master had niece Of Spanish birth,
an orphan-not pretty, though very sem
sible and well informed. At the balls,
during the winter, little or no attention
was paid to her; indeed, she seemed to
attend them rather as within than from
inclination or amusement, as she seldom
danced. But if she did not dance, she
noticed much and listened to more. The
clerk soon observed that the lady was
only invited to dance when no other
partner could be obtained. She, herself,
had already noticed the same fact. Be
ing gallant man, he acted accordingly.
The incidents that led to the denOuement
may be easily OWNED. In six weeks at.
ter his first dance with the fair Spaniard,
he obtained permission to ask her uncle
for her hand in marriage. He, astonish-
ed, gave his clerks proposal a very cool
reception, and then had long interview
with his niece. Finally, however, all
was arranged, and the lovers were mar
ried on Tuesday. The Thursday after,
at breakfast, Adeline said to her hus-
band, who exhibited considerable cha
grin at being compelled to return to the
duties of his Office thus early in the hon
eymoon;
"Very well-don't go there-go there
no more!"
my love, it is very easy to say SO,
but"
EASY to say and easy to do-both.
| have a million and half. Nobody
knows it but my uncle. always made
a point of forgetting it myself, because |
wished to choose really disinterested
husband. There need be no more Office
work for you, if you do not wish it. Yet
still my advice is, husband, that you
neglect nothing
1t is rather to be feared that, notwith-
standing the advice of "my love- the
revelation of her "million and halt 4"
caused him to spread" somewhat.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

$1,000 Reward to any Chemist, Physlrisn. OF
Other able 10 discover lo1de Of Potas- tolchicum
Mercury, or anything injurious TO the system In Dr
Filters Rheumatic syrup.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
Value Of Salt.

This substance il remarkable as consti-
tuting the only mineral eaten by man.
Not only does it afford an indispensable
and wholesome condiment for our tables,
but il forms an essential constituent of
the blood. and supplies to the human
system the loss sustained by saline secre-
tons. Its antiseptie properties are in
valuble; but although il preserves, it ul-
timately changes and deteriorates the
quality of the food 10 which il Is applied,
rendering the same innutritious and indi-
gestible; for sail, notwithstanding its be-
ing stroagstimulant 10 theanimal fiber,
, not convertible into nutrimen. This
b the cause why sailors who subsist long
spon Altsd provisions are subjected TO
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
RAILROAD S.
Louisville and Nashville
RAILROAD
KNOXVILLE BRANCH.

COMMENCES SUNDAY, sErrrnStR "a 1877.
rT,hAINs hss-,sn Ioui.,iil. aud IA,ins.tos oil r.s
i Glla~s
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

the sea scurvy. Its medical qualities are
also remarkable. While all other saline
preparations tend to cool, this but heats
the body and engcndcrs thirst. Some
years ago, q medical man wrote bro
chure in which he condempcd the use Of
salt, attributing TO il all the diseases to
which flesh is heir. The poor fellow
eventually committed suicide. Only
lately, book has appeared in which the
writer, who Is physician, recommends
salt o. a sure antidote to the contagion
Of smallpox. Doctors will, Of course,
disagree; but as variola is acknowledged
to arise from q diseased or poisoned con-
dition Of the blood, the due use Of salt
may possibly form asafe and effective spe-
cifc. Salt is not only an agreeable condi-
ment, but also an indispensable requisite.
When moderately used, it acts as gen.
lie stimulant to the stomach, and gives
piquancy and relish to our food. In AZ
RIGA, the high caste children suck rock
salt rs II it were sugar, although the
poorer classes of natives cannot so in
dulge their palates. Hence, thee expression
in vogue among them, He eats salt
with his victuals," signifying that the
person alluded to is an opulent man. In
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

rrains ruins North connects Of Losisvills ar all
points North. last and West
Corr-ci ting tables giving the latest time ~ al routes
n oil parts " the country NAY 10 ohtainel hy spp
esiion IN station agents
Throush uetscts To Indisn.Tois 81 Louis, Chicsgs.
kansas city, Lawrence lsa.en sorth, ~ joseph Onis
hA bsu1sr, san franrt.co and all principal points
West, can he procured 81 ticket once 81 the depot
stamford
Freight trains leave loui..ills tor ii,ngston 81 ~
IN. ksturnins leave IA,ingstnn 80 y NJ connsctnr
a. Stanford ~ aud frun kiehInoni.
stock Or sah.ills AusntA Asmrh's Nniils Sev
Or-ais and Ioint- south, uahes close osunestos o.
Lebanon Junction With stock ira ns going south
freighta from Cincinnst aud tho last con.sued 70
the sgcut ~ tho Louisville aud Nashville kailr.S ct
Louisville -ill he ard@i -iihoot sharss Nr ais
siun. W. IA. KING. a.. n I Axl
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
ONLY 81 hours.

This line Ia stone ballasted aud entirely free fros
dust Beng equipped nth the celebrated Westinghouse"
Air-Brake, precudes all possibility 0f collisions -
The only all rail line between Louisville and Ois-
cinnati.
the North aud East ,,
Tickets Tor SALE 'yia Louisville aud the short Line
]. a.. GiMpEkLilG, suPt
s. g. PARKER Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agent
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MCGUIRE !IliL;LIl3
E|i]]Ig|IABa1GIA|
gIzlZZ VIII 2Zzza

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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

Filter has not been particularly and successfully treat
ing rheumatism and Neuralgia, professionally, -pe
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

$3.50 Reward for the name Of any preparation for
rheumatism aud Neuralgia warranted and sold under
similar legal guarantee setting firth the exact number
Of bottles To return the amount paid Tor
TO the patient In eass Of failure 10 cure Full decrp
ton Of cases requiring guarantees must he forwarded
by letter 10 Philadelphia The guarantee signed and
stating quantity 10 cure will he returned by mail with
advice and instructions without any charge. Address
letters Dr. j. r. FILTER, Is south Fourth Street. No
other remedy is offered On such honorable terms
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
or Franklin, Kentucky.
To Bee-keepers Everywhere:

~ bee-httptrs I'tfyWhefe'
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q The only material required in its con
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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

800 Reward Is offered for any cure Of Nearalsia
Or rheumatism Of any form, pronounced eurabls
that Dr.. FILTERS RHEUMATIC SYRUP will not
The proof that no other specific exists Is ound
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past and still suffering II phgicians oovii cure ~
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The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07
TIE NEW MACE
Over 100000 Have Been Manufactured and Sold ]!
100000 More Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machines

haye bee sold for family no IA an other make
a
NJ. a.
xeaisvilss
ear Persons living either Lincoln Gsa counties purchase machines from
k
will him the house Of charge Letters addrssd HIN
Lowell, kyp wni receive attention %em
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-02-07

Tn WHEELER WIsoS Sewing Machine having had eighteen
talent in this country and in Europe, offer the public
TIE NEW MACHINE,
confident that all the has shown essential
fectsc Machine.
The principle Wilson Machine but changes have
which skill
The guided
former No
be frightened a . il weap.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-02-20
Do we Live In q Temperate Zone ,

Do we Live In temperate zoneF
Mr.. Geo. A. Shove, in a curious ar
ticle called Lille under Glass" in the
March Atlantic. says:
1t would seem almost as il the old
geographers were using language in q
Prckwicklau sense, when they marked
this region Of the globe ss being in q
temperate zone. Probably many q
youth has wondered, as he has sat
shivering on the back seat OF sn old
fashioned New England school house,
during a wlntry NOrthwester. what sort
OF a zone an in,emperate one must be,
If the one in which his lot was cast
could be called temperate. A climate
can hardly be considered remarkable
ror tempersteness which swings around
the circle, from ultra tropical heat 10
July almost to the intense cold oil the
planetary spaces in Janusry,-s range.
in some years, OF more than one hun
dred and twenty degrees ol Fshrenbelts
scale. Nearly sixty people have been
sun struck in New York city during a
single midsummers day, while q few
months later the daily Journals would,
perhaps, contain accounts OF deaths by
freezing, either 10 the city or on board
OF vessels s off the coast. Except during
q part Of the autumn, and lew days or
weeks at other seasons, extremes would
seem to be the normal condition OF our
ca Ir cious climate, extremes not only
OF temperature, but OF the hygronetric
state OF the atmosphere. As 9 general
rule, the crops OF the much enduring
rarmpr or gardener are either drowned
10 Alaskan foods Of rain or withered
under Colorsian drouth.
A region liable to such sudden alter.
nations OF temperature is the congenial
habitat OF consumption, which 10 some
localities. is the cause OF one ourth OF
the mortality. II is one Of the great
bsttle grounds OF the thermal aud irigid
iorces DOW ooe prevails, DOW the other,
in this disputed territory. where the
truces between the contending powers
are OF brie' duration. As on other bat.
tie fields, the contention is disastrous
10 its consequences to the peaceful in
hsbitants. sometimes, in winter or in
spring. the temperature falls FIFTY or
more degrees 10 less than as many
hours The buds OF the hardest vines
and fruit trees are destroyed by the
piercing cold, which also extends its
iatsl effects TO msokind. The bills OF
mortality always show ar increase 10
the number OF deaths ct such periods.
particularly among tbs aged