The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-04-18

the warlike conduct. on. the part OF the
Indians. rumors are in circulation that
the Governorsof the different States will
be called upon to. furnish quota Of
sroops for the Indian campaign, and that
South Carolina will be given front
place in the picture. Madam Rumor
says that, as tho State authorities have
given all the arms to the colored troops,
and as it is proverbiai that they fight no.
bly,. they are expected TO manifest great
alacrity in stopping to the front. The
preference for colored troops arises from
t!:c fact that the indiana I'll! be rneh!e
to scalp them. Nature has omitted the
scalp-lock in their hirsute top-dressing;
and, therefore. the Indian must retire
from field in disgust where they cannot
secure trophy as evidence OF having
killed their man. Again. tho variety OF
hues will lead the savages to suppose
that they arc fighting their own kith and
kin. all daubed With war paint Colonel
Naah's regimen: vii! probably volunteer
to a man. A portion of his command
have beer in action before, somewhere in
the neighborhood of the College Chapel;
and it is we'll known thai il al Indian
conoeals himself in the top Of o tree. he
will be brought down The captains OF
the varioua companies will be expected
to order their commands to have their
courage and equipments ready at mo.
ment's notice. Charge, Cooper, charge;
op, Thompson, on. Look out. you wild
"Iniuns;" the coiured troops nm comm.
PHGS1xIANA.-A revolver-The earth.
An ounce of Weldon is worth pound
Of shot.
How never 10 get tight-Never go on
the loose.
The way to become successful NJ.
C.-Laarn to CAB and grab.
Are you sure no false Sambro light is
leading you astray?
AO. NJ. member of Congress has dis
covered that Giving without ones
means"-former pay-is very mean
way Of living.
A New Hampshire musical editor has
psblished j mosquito galop. That is
forcing tho season. The mosquitoes
will make him gnllop soon enough.
| Two or three hundred dollars of con-
science money are received in Washing
ton every week. If there were little
more conscience in the country. the nm.
tionnl debt would soon be paid of.
BANK ET1oUETrn. have received
communication on this subject which
may be found Of value, as it gives mi.
mute instructions upon the manner in
which persona should act in transactiDg
| business Mt banking house. The writer
says:
On requesting loans from bank. if
declined, demand full explanation why
and wherefore. stating that after having
all your business done for years (bnying
all your stamps and getting all your
bills changed) at That bank, you feel it q
severe blow 10 be refused II small! favor
If still refused, call hourly and ask as
though you had never spoken on the
subject before. If this does not avail,
| DrlES your dinner to the President q
room and remain there oil day. Faint
heart never wins, and if you fail at This
point you lack grit.
When your notes come due and pay
ment is requested, ask why they can't
wait, and what they intend to do with
the money when they get it. If they
still persist, inqnire if the bank is hard
up that they should be in such want for
money. Mover pay protest fees, but say
you forgot when this note matured, and
TINT you never pay protest fees, anyhow
YOU would be id first.
When you present to the bank draft,
payable to your order, never foil to ex-
hibit profound surprise and fierce in
dignation that you should be required
to be identified as the proper person to
receive the money. II the teller per-
sists in this eccentric request, affirm
boldly how long you have lived vi NJ.
37M Brown street, and how Timothy
Snodgrasa has known you all his life
Stand up for your rights like man, and
| never say fail.
In banking money, spread yourself
before the bank counter and count your
nplastors bottom sido up. ono by one,
showing them to the teller in sundry
parcels. Entertain him meanwhile by
general report of your private affairs.
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