The sun., 1873-11-10
Il, C{NYtSSER'S SORROWS.


f. Ni f'fN i4INUtitI~ va Va. .it ~ .|fh~
..t.irt- a. ut h. Uhtgiucd inr tie Ga la % /
o.. tury oi tic tticd ~tntt".
u.,tw Of t.c prospective scvci'y of ,
rr.ft4. 4..' u. winter % slN reporter ni,d |
.u.,,r..i, to ascertain iy ac.ull experience !
.d..l.Ilt.,. attcrIiur the Procurement II
,.t.,m,ut boz Sew lork, lllnccd over the
= I4,uli.of a tutruiue newspaper and learned
tt s.. -rs. ll,.- Macla,tt could place -
,,., 900 Nu cricau gentleman, well educated
AID .r,.itttcnt. AT Il wcekly salary 81 Sl1. II
Wis OIL. rn..cd that as he learned the business
Aud ,uI hcd his way up his salary should be In
creased. II occurred to the reporter that lie
had seen this advertisement somewhere before,
AMI 900 referring hach found it inserted in the
tm journal ever, Monday. Sometimes 1t was
a,oumg lrshual of Z, od education and engag-
u- manners who was required. and very ire
eu.rty II WAS McVcn my, lie & * Co. who
Nlu,rd him, bat tAc address was inyar ID, 80
Broadway. and the rr misc were aiwNs allur-
u-. within half an hour the reporter stood IA
lur.o.t,r Geo of lioss \ Macdavit.
'iu Hess Is a small, thin German, Mr. Ma
t.yti alarec, mu~ ulaf lri4hmaiL u strut., TIE
..u r.cr as a queer oui.c dcncc That NJ So. p'f
,.I ue out. thc office and present himself at
window bearing the cheering word cash than
Nr. MtcduVitt, IA tones more Of sorrow than
of amer, expressed his relret 10 his partner
10 one II their employees should have evinccd
O.. .ntc.sD uahlc - irit IA 10 demand u salary
4 SOFA week, thou gh but a short time engaged.
1re ,a.c of the refractory clerk was discussed
N.n tlt Ht.upst Cdfuuuss alid iupartltIiy fur
n tom minutes, when II was decided tu adj
t.uush him gently, but firmly, for his graspiug
tIut aud make no Increase &C. Ills saliry lor
U,eh or two longer. This satisfactorily settled.
NJ Nacdttitt retired and MIR. Hess demanued
tie repUrlcr's business, and having been Ell
i-lt,urd I roceeded t. examine him reg riding
his history. The result WIS not at nrst satisft'-
tory. tor tie re pOrtcr rad been but two years IN
m.ricl. duiins winch time nc had subsisted
on the generosity ~ his friends, which WAS
me. ines c,ln ed hy small peruniarN accom-
uo.at Hh, but mach more frequently took tue
Ac1tp POTATO.
U.suu.ewas Johnson Brown, aud he lived
o. u.u.hlNu. Noticing thtt ne was not creating
sfaNurAhle IMPRESSION. he acknowledged tnat
10 bad "u'e .,nN SEED for pntcut rll. ON
lea. r.u. t.is Mir Uc-.'- manner softencd. lie
iolu tu. ltrI.caut that what his hlm, winch was
% uul lu.hIlg CouuahN, required was an ac-
rOmuiI-Ird gentleman t. hunt up subscribers
lDh.l- li.stor, ~ the nitcd States. The
rlus,r with characteristic ~ dcsty. rCulIrd
that Ire Thought ne might uu, ANA he wts o. ly
tDl 'nl TIE l"HoWlhE uoriAu{ ten Z" "ti'tN
and ho sh.u.d hr given an appolntu,t nt SALARY
&, Wr,a and commission. tte rcpurtcrs
l,ttUt ,4lrcsst.us ut kid,.tulu were curc~cd
on, ty Ar Hess politely Oow.ns nih out OF tns
Ou tie following morning the candidate for
on appointment started for ~ broadway. hut
.ruI-h "a succession 4 trivial DELAYS ne W.s
about twenty minutes late, and h a nifrow
aye Or iu discharge AT the very opening ul hls
calrr.. lilylus been let ur with repriwaui
h.wi- c.uducled by Sir. les mt a small r,on
or tiv inner office. where lac found two Amcri-
can gentle men, apparently well educated aud
mpcteut, waitins, "a he soon learned for
tuale- II slj weekly and comuis-ion, hc Ing
gre i-ea DIS ihr' learned thc hu-lhcs- alld r"cd
tIeir Wa' up. One Il just uui-ued readIns a
p.ler containing written iusiructions Tor cau-
ir-- handed him the document and desired INN
to peruse il. aud II pos-ihie To commit II To
mem mIfy. Ii opened thus'
CNNpInAIL> DISTRACTIONS.
Good morning, Mrs, Brown. HH.c ! A.v. re
pleasure "t addr, sing Mrs hrD~n wa, llt shc .,s
Ell. soi,. "a ,on h.Ve SOM, o.. .q.a ss.ttu. a.
1"sS,s o." At ii's,"t eng B." ,'.'..". a. "
imi ~ zee. i''t r'--ht d 90 ,.' ee q 90 q, n'
lyey iutere IA It.
The can,as.cr, having thus introduced Lin
scif, w's further instructed as follows:
Don" Civ her time 10 say sinslc word tut pan
out urspr men copy anu proc tl.
The specimen copy to be first shown WIS sim
ph "a book containing numrcr ot steel 'n-
Cravings. similar to those with which the
"Culd's History" was cmheili~ucd. Mr. li,'-s
illustrated the manner ia Wti.n these cu-r.y-
iuE- should he shown. 10 uu my not. per-
haps bthcNe me- ne said, " t. cu-a-Iu- tritlA-
ness. tut ont ui tnls huslIc-- am no COM rr-
satl0uaii>t al all. lu fhe lr,-,u.e col Nn.ul
lacy, uulc-, / am s1lit.u- 900 utd r. ufu utl
ass. h.Nc uut a word 10 say. \ rt WAcn 1 aIi
,auta sing / feel quite at o. fue is...,... KNOB,
my Lesson hy hraft / take my -eut m tho rock
ing chair and wait foI tho lady o. come down
VII ""i i'i" l''.t 'lnhHrru- -"tut' Nhen she
r 'ira 100 kuHW tAiDiN what have TO say.
hut ncEiu. 't''i morning, Mrs brown, a,
easily a. 4 h1d hnnNn her al my life. when
N.t 'f' SHOWING i"r tnc cu-iaNiiE~ Nuu should
lpId tNc book ln your own hand all the time
never l"t her gen h"l oi it Turning 10 the O II
Illustration N'u sh1Ild -a,, Here. madam. Dis
al %. 'i'li ste Cd rh-r tNlns ut that remark thle
lfrV .cfrf 'H.1 o Doe. the iatherof his rout-
iry. the IIu-tr.nu- Gcorge is liucton. Mars,
madam. tOHt mobile brow, that ea-e eve. tlio-,
iI'uN ...t f.--"I NI'-, auu lIn ae~loucu nos
ii-. NiiH "Ht Auu."}ci pleasure would your
iei itl o. NtW, ~llI Mr. Hess, breaking 40