Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-11-08
NO. 45
HERE AND THERE.


Sage tea does not impart wisdom.
The pauel game-drawing a jury.
Iowa has 700 Methodist preachers.
Madame Ristor is playing in London.
A Kentucky cat is raising squirrels.
Would an honest man steal march
The hardships of the ocean-Iron-
cads.
-Monograms on belt buckets is a new
style.
Japan cuts out the hearts of her Grim
inals.
-"splrlt Of the Press "a glass Of
cider.
Pins are found 10 the Oldest Egyptian
tombs.
-Marrlet Beeeher Stowe is "a, and lec-
turing.
-Medicated underwear Is a another
horror.
Prince Napoleon will visit the United
States.
There are more cough remedies than
coughs.
Music by Handel-that Of the organ
grinder.
Heavy frosts are the order of the
morning.
-Goodheart is the name of Western
swindler.
English walnuts are now grown In
California.
Texas seems, indeed, to be the Loan
Star State.
Champagne is not as healthful rs
sour wines.
--osslan E. Dodge has gone from poetry
to groceries.
-MacMahon has squelched twenty
newspapers.
Fashionable ladies have fan for
every toilette.
John c. Heenan is wasted away to
mere shadow.
A paper of pins lasted an Ohio girl
for eleven years.
Chances for capital are not always
capital chances.
Over dew steamers are not necesss-
rily under water.
Figs are now successfully raised in
Northern Missouri.
. -"Goldsmith Maid" is insured by her
owner for slOe, 600.
Miss Oakley, an Iowa teacher, had
toe torn off by lightning.
-Chicagoans would like to divorce
that city from the State.
Kansas has added bloomer doctor
a to her list of curiosities.
/ -Pcnnsylvania will vote on her new
b, Constitution December 50.
I -Ubas ,ey, the famous French billiard
player, has returned home.
! "A man is pretty far gone when he has
TO take his morning bitters.
d There are niue Chinese freshmen In
s the University of Michigan.
r "A recent $1,000 libel suit has been
o settled by payment Of SIS.
Il -General Sherman has been lalygag-
u ging among the Toledo bellies.
~ southern Indiana never had such q
"a promising tobacco crop before.
if Boston proposes celebrating the ami
,s versary Of her big fire Nov. 10Th.
"A Kentucky man has married his
IN step'mother, and is to be indicted.
The first law of gravity is said to be,
nG never to laugh at your own jokes.
- -IIemlock trees in Wisconsin frequent
or % ly grow TO "a feet in circumference.
pc "A Kntucky parson is down on the
a goddess business Of tobacco raising.
II Don't quarrel with spiritulist. He
is can always turn the tables on you.
10 A. T. Stewart carries his own insur-
.e ance at an annual cost of about $500.
II, The two reprieved Modocs undoubt-
~, edly think that "no moose is good news" I"
to --Nou-native is the polite substitute for
so carpet bagger in the Virginian campaign.
"A peripatet!c show out West goes by
dc the name of Wizardian Cagltostromun-
do thum.
Fly "A cat show is to be held in Cinein-
matt, open 10 all cats in the United
States,
-Cayuga Lake attracts French settlers
ist by producing frogs weighing over fifteen
m pounds.
OF king Lunalilo has disbanded his
rs standing army. 1t consisted OF hftY-fouE
10 pryates.
a., ~ The chicken cholera is reported to be
,s1 making great ravages in the vicinity oi
Sor Norrstown.
In. --Bamum's Circassian girl was born
Ish in Illinois and has $4,000 laid away for
Ks, a rainy day.
ed Miss Cary's voice reminds New
York critic Of "joy tumbling down 6
mr. silver staircase"
nd Queen Victoria has horse ridden By
I'd one OF the "Nohlc ak Hundred in tn
her charge of Balakava.
1
y" " worth. This must make leaven worth
ioi- more than it used to be.
mn. The obituary notice of a Kentuck
q a lady includes the fact that her hair wa
on. six feet eight inches long.
srly -" Have you heard my last speech q
rg. asked a harangucr OF wit. 81 slr
me oerely hope So" was the reply.
Ohm a Chicago lacy complains OF th
Feat ubramitting love Of her absent husband
MS lie never sends her any money.
" "hhs h 1t is steted that two-thirds of tn
on5 patents Issued by the Canadian Govern
,nn ment are To American citizens.
sia The inhabitants of some Of the VII
eG6 lages on the cost of Florida are describe
lik,, as living on fish and strangers.
ith- A man at Dallas, Texas, got a who
iu- apple into his mouth, but it had to be C
bse- to pieces before it could be got out.
mon "A gill at Kent, Conn, recently 9
ause tempted to commit suicide. because b
d., sister had better. clothes than here.
,5ar nv A young mans friends object to
% .n"1 being loose, but somehow they have
viii equal objection to his being tight.
"A woman reporter sent to an agrieS
tutal fair wrote of lot of new ple
4" They look too sweet TO live a minute
70 to Moral reflection for the young mi
road Of the period-Dissipa,ed acquainisnc
'sen- are not to te coniounded with fast frient
the -Cauvas.bacl ducks are said to
him: much more plentiful this season tn
er usual in the vicinity of Havre de Graf
'H'lly VI, ,., AN aiTectionate young husband ca
II. his W ie Brde," because, he says, 8
~ : SNui is always associated in his mind with
nv bill,
I 10 Brooklyn enters for the fasting cha
cke,- piOnship young woman wh0 is elleg
II he 10 have abztaiued from food for ely
! en-. years.
, too, Count swicykowski has arrived
its" New York, His name sounds like
,nded iointed, intercepted and demoralii
lg of sneezs.
AS Miss Nelson, the actress, has
ron, thorizcd lie Philadelphia Fountain
you cety to erect a drinking fountain at
MS expense.
TO the toast, " woman-she is
link bet \ cen heaven and earth !" Preni
once replied, so is a sausage thrown
'ge OIL in the air."
80 There is man in the Freshn
,i, tii class at Yale who has escaped hazl
n'ied He is six feet seven, and weighs IL
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