The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-03-14

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slvtsis.
|, |. mut ,ee late n repent. IL ae
geusl. u az, married. h aeea,nala,e
seal,h. nus ~ de
tiler, n we'll cnaagh fer rich man,
ba, !, !. n ~, ln,k consequence 1, 4
pe.r man With large fault,
| s,,s ~erl, A.,, re. T.. 'hsi,
rhrrks, they ma.s IL ~ The fnses d.
e. Il sleep With the lilies, and gv'
up with The motnias-gleties.
This IL AN era II whitrsasling. u
Flint. a Collwatcr. has hecn convicted
II higamy. 'an,lcr cA,euaasinr cirrum.
stanres
The married ladies II 4 western city
have formed a Observation-Disclosures
Club II Ii about four feet lung, aud
has brush al The end of IL
The wife and creditors of Richard
Simpson, n wcll-knuwn citizen of Will.
iamslnwn, Grant county, mourn that
gcn.lcmans sudden departure for parts
unknown. lilo took with him bloom.
ing widow aud $4,000. Ills wife. has
sued fnr 4 divorce.
An old edition " Morsv's geography
sa,s, ALBANY has four hundred
dwelling houses, and ,wo thousand
four hundred inhabitants. all standing
with tn cir gable ends to the street"
Hen Butler says this II n bud ycnr
On tho righteous |. lns upenei ra,h.
" unluckily FIR them, II II true; bu,
shon Il may turn ou. we'll for them
after ull, NJ QUO knows he,,cr than
the righteous how oninous II In 10 win
1.-THE first pot.
4 llitlc boy was scns IL n shop IL,
some eggs Before reaching homc b.,
dropped them III nnsw.r IL lir moth
" who nrkca did ,ou break my" ~
replied, "No. | ,lidn', break my. Lut
tho shells came pn troM nu,nc II .llun. "
4 friend tolls IN 81 smart thing
r.. III y, tho editor u our llmc
Springs contemporary. |. wa1 MIN.
tard poult,ce thu. 10 had No. down
IN.
neuii Smith tells snsan Il. Anton,
that hc II ashamed Tim. ha Ii n NM,
II ha y, why ,ucAn's le svap ''eleth,,
and thinga," ~ paletur Inn Il, witt
SUSAN
a Sun Francisco widpw keeps thu
skull II her deceased husband In u
glars rssc. She oncc remarked ~ u
friend Who was viewing tho selnnins
"Alar! how oven haso banged thorr
honcs with broumstiek. | am sorry 10
Ii nav.
III view III tho increased salaries rul.
gtct4nrn have voted thumselvcs anil
others lands so,nr wrench - eselnim.
wonderful salaries poor servants
sometimes succeed In securing. =
General TIu,ler sa,s hc hun ''Hersed
the nnsini. w harlly kl,uW Mhe,hr,
he has served tho nation " mt, but w
know that, II Il Las i stalo prison u
il own, IN ought ~ do Ii.
An Arknmas farmer was absent.
minded crouyl, - lcayc hlr pot panther
and hia nrthof.ili.law u home together
while ho won't 10 n show. but. much so
hin nnpor aud anaxsnent. thu did lad,
WIS alive and ,l,e panther was dead
on his return.
A gentleman going 10 Texas asked
! friend fr letter III introduction,
Tho friend opened drawer, look oui
4 large and handsome sptins-blAde,l
lnggcr.knifr and d hix.cl,amberud 70.
volsur, aud gave then 10 him.
Tho Knight II tho Creseo Whisksy
ring wants ~ ~ 10 Sioux Falls In tho
spring There i nolosly On thu face
u tho cnr,h who ough. 10 abjeet IL hls
going except tho Hiou1 Falls people
themselves.
Tho Cleveland Plain DpAlor sayAi
Tho Congressman Win yetsd aguinat
giving Hsans e6O, 900 psr yoar. viii
never get Nh oikcc from him All of
Iowa's Representatives are In TINT a..
titude.
A sentimental bachelor II i respect
abla shop fur Tho manufacture IL drunk.
ard III trc1co wMt heard IL exelnim ihc
othsr day virtue u III own reward"
Tho wifs ~ ons tho victims II his
trsGc wants 10 know how II fund
ont. We don't know; sush wisdom Ii