The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-06-07

To correspondents Declined with
thanks, "Castor Oil and Senna." GA
Night in the Rain" "Kicks and
Cuffs" and "Good Advice"
The students of Kentucky Univ ersity
are reported to be in active rebellion be :
cause the faculty forbid their selecting
Ex-Presidcnt Andrew Jackson as their
orator for commencement.
The Cincinnati Tires Tis says that "gom
Ewing is booked as che next Democratic
candidate for Governor of Ohio" Mex t
to running John G.. Sake for Goyoruo r
of Vermont, the most inoRensive politi.
cal recreation in theiwofld is to book a
Democrat for Governor of Ohio.
= An exchange tells us that tho ladies
ofIronton, No. have unitcdto discour,,
fage the practice oflsmoking in churoh -
They won't let us smokeiin raroad dars,
nor in street cars, nor in5priyate parlors,
nor in theatcrs, and now etlleyD wsitit to,
stop us from smoking in church Tn g
thing is becoming really alarming.
1t is said that an Indiana preacher
declared in a recent sermon that@'noi
woman who wears false hair is fit
person to sit in the hotisb of the hord. -
But as all the women in his congregation
wore jutc 'instehd of false hair, they
thought he was "soing" For the women
Of the other church. g aie } tan g. =,
A Bridgeport man who was driven in
the night time by firo from his house,
took his wife, who escaped With nothing
but her night clothes, to her fathcr's1
house and said: I: Dad l married. your
daughter fifteen years ago, and I've
brought her back" Tie old mar
thought she didn't dress SO well rs she
usedto. ao
The "Indiarubber hustle" is again
heard from. This time it was Brook
lyn young lady, who was thrown from
her carriage coming down the hill from
Prospect Park. She. made ninety seven
and half bouncps, in alb aud was final
lyirescued, by a hook and hdier com.
pauy, from the top Of 2 telegraph pole,
where she had stuck in attempting to
complete the ninetycighth bounce
An impllsive Conpepticutyoung man
sent his girl the piece Of sheet music
entitled. 81 will mcs.. you at the beau
tiful gate Her father saw the piece
vi sAshe opened the package, and after
daastng a bucketFul of tar over his gate,
quietly remarked 10 his daughter ale
can wait Gor you if he wants to, but yon
wont either Of yps s@my on,tlsst ytte
it tar will keep, you off," e~a
Thomas Carl lie himself could hardly |
he more bitter upon anything British
han Mr. Ruskin has been whcn'ho says,
while morahzing on the theme that this
age has distinguished itself inthe ac
Iuisition Of the destructive and tho lossf
Of the decorative arts, that England Of
to-day will, iii the eyes 1of the future
historian, be chielyremarkabie for ~
cring glass with pictures she could not
paint, aud killing her fpctory iuou in |
the manufacture of cartridg geswiths@hich,
she would not fight. '.l sas Gtiv Al
This seems highly inptoabio. Iti5d
related that few evenings ago a wayg
iarcr journcying along a country road in
Connecticut, close to the boun lary Of 4
Rhode Island, was overtakcn by severe
thunder storm, The wind Yrenchea
his umbrella from his grasp and blew it
into the adjoining State. In consequence
of this catastrophe the unfortunate
traveller got soaked through, took the
rhcpma,iz and died, but, thupks to the \
umbrella, Rhode Island wasn't even
moistcued. EaI
1.-The New TorkqlIyddsstimates that
the amount of actual cashtbroushts into
this country by y4iwpignnts averages
500 10 every immigrant, and values
every Immigrant as labOrer al 81 900
consequently IL estimates the increase
Of matcrialiweahh from the Immigration
of last week alone, at ithesun Of SIT,
100000. The Hc,nld s estimate is en-:
tirely within the limits of reasom The
muscle, brainfana treasure breugh toour
shores from Europc re APRICOT iuesti.
nable,valuo. .ia fea no83ea ..i