The sun., 1873-12-08

tic hlrill caI uf the chandelier.
What are the only institution. wht,,
run on time in these days? Aims houses
Arizona is improving. \ man bos
been indicted for fourishing deadly weapon
Mr.. Bcecher SAYS he "adn,ircs a nuts
In the unskilled hands of learner, especially II -.
enough on"
1t was mere typographical error
which made ~ on Friday tlat Judge DAVE, pr,.let
In the Stokes trial and the Tweed trial.
A vaCahond jew applied for aims to a
wcllknown Rabbi. threatcningt TO turn Chrisau II ns
doctor didn't help HIM "Vcry we'll" sail M, ioct,,
go and turn good Christian and snail hc sat.1,a
for you have certainly made very bad jew"
The Treasurer of West Virginia indie.
nantly denies that the state Is bankrupt IT,. i,ss
borrowed from senator bishop has not yet been o.
pended. THIS will be gratifying news to aoout Oh,
hundred and nfty State oilcchoders, who Sa,uux
10 be paid their annual salaries.
The new Lord Mayor Of London is a
scotchnan, who, his admirers delight in sa)ut..n,
risen from nothing. Mfr. Gladstone duos him "I4bhc
economist" Not ornamental like bis prcdcc, ssor Tho
shrewd. podlng, plucky old scochmsn Will sirnlyba
appreciated Tor where there Is work TO do he vidot
The Royal Society Of England for the
Prevention ~ Cruelty to Animals has offered nr MUM
Of So gold for new cattle truck, the for a!tea
On of addition TO ca:tc trucks arcaly 10 u-c ana
All additional 500 in gold to each prize h,irras.oon
as he shall have induced railway company to buid
and use nity OF his improved trucks.
An cnragcd traveller writing homo
from the far West says descending to the barsoomT
took my turn at a TN wash Di,ln with cake " yelos
soap aud dried myself on a musty towel hlns 90
broom. bootJick snd lean doS lie In the middle Of
the floor, the chairs long ago ceased to be quairupels
discomfort Is king and dirt Is prime minister"
1t would seem heartless to wish an old
spnser Of nlnety-eght, AMI Shaker Al That, back
again when she had once shulled OH her mortal c1un
ht,ft
Nowe, who was born on the IN 'moraDle ith ot Juy,
no could not have held visit the cencnntr, At
Philadelphia, instead Of departing this life Al Arei
Me, last week.
Mr.. 81. Andrew. editor Of the SoutLsidt
I7rgiHt17, reports that there l. steady inc ease IN
Northern Immigration 10 southside Virginia within
moderate radius of Chase city in Mccklenburg county
upward " hve hundred farmers from the NOrth and
West have located. and appear well sltn'd Chase
city was cstahiishel by an ohio colony, and named
after n. late Chief Justice Cha.e.
Under the law OF Georgia. persons
practcin. 'diciuc surg ny thout license from
the Board of Physicians Of that state, composed
trciy Of the Alopathic school, cinnot collect their
bills by law. and are subject to fine OF 500 FOR the nst
offence, and for the second on MT moro than
months imprisonment. strangely enough, onc ali OF
the nne nurcs to the educational fund.
Those who think that the Credit Mo-
bertcs Of the Forty third Congress viii md 1t hard
to get any bones might learn something from the COLI
ored orator who was hollng forth the other day IN
| woolyilc Mss. lie said: DO you see d-m geese7
NOW de Nhtc folks say tim's hard dat ni-gcrs snd
all gwine TO starve, but you believe dat2 who's gwnc
to st1rve when plenty Of dem sort Of tinss rianln
about
The Boston Journal amuses itself with
The ncSnames Of our churcAes Dr. Tyng'sneN church
l. the Church Of the Holy Oh Cloth llcpwOshs Is tho
Hppodromc; Dr. storrss from IT, steeple is known
the Corn Cob; Dr. Believes ~ the Church OF The hoy
Zebra, and have also heard It called the Church Of
| the indnte Beef stelS,' - While Baptist clur.l Is
chrsteuel the Wash Tub CAyinis ic Tabernacle Ito
| Furnace; o. H. Frothingh ms the IIsurancs Ou.c;
and Mr.. Powerss the Church OF tn Hoy rirtle.
Tie last census returns show more
trades and professions among than any
pected. Resides women farmers there are ii female
stock hc-ders, barbcr q dentists, hostlcrs. prot
fossona hunters aud trdppcr. lawyers, play icals
% clergywO men, sections. 10 ca1il women, ljj lrsy
| women, pilot gas stJScrs, 80 gunsmth', gun.
powder makers, i6 ship rsscs with large Al her Z
artisans, mechanics. inventors, tc!o rapn opcatVf
ald teachers Of navigation. Besides th great
army OF teachers OF every description. su--ess 10
| every woman who elrls her bre ,d
A curious occurrence agitateS society
| In Buffalo. wealthy widow lady Of sky has jIst
married her own widowed tnlaw OF hlrty.nye the
former husband other own deceased daughter, w40 ia
dying let " her bcreAyed partner two cnii.,a. Of
thess chllren tae granlmother has now become 40
stcpmother, while their father marrying his mDtler o.
law, becomes the stcpGthcr of his own sst.r+ulAw.
T.eSarJus new relationship wair al. iAIs .,..a,u!
aye exceedingly cJmalclt. d AM t- cur.-.l .l coa-
dcmnaton Of tie Budo Dc pie ais cAgtcA 'n 900 al
| degree.
THE scarcity of fish in the bay and on
the coast which has troubled Atlantic t-..'.r, for
decades. Is noticed On the PIclGc. Toe u.,.meh
Of san Francisco cOmplin that The iarse variety VI
nh which formerly occupied the bay arr tlalus out,
and leave comparatively few to select from 10 iAo
vicinity Of san Leaudro, where foruery larc lIllit
ties Of smelt and herring were cap;urei th.st arc
bat seldom caught now. Tle decrease Is attrlutglio
havoc Dy seals and sea hous. 1t "a remarkable f.cL
however that the havoc by seals ana lions i not
have anoticcahlc eject IN duclg the qnahuuesot
nsh until scnes came into Ordinary use ia Ag u.y.
At the Richmond Petty Sessions IN
England the other day, hoy named Peufllb 'sel IS,
was conyictodof stealing 5s. from h.s employ o. lie
Wa, ntcnced TO receive six strokes with hr.I f'l'
the punishment to be then aud there l4 ..''s.eL
inspector Leren Informed tio m4sstra.e- Ai tAeIS
fund out Of which - provide tho Or-A WIhou'
send ng the cu'pr!t 70 Winlsw1r,u. II ne were 10
enter in MS accounts Birch. 6i," II Toal' rs 'NA"'
ed by the Commissioner Of Police. The ChA.rhI' ~.
Lcyceser Penrhyn, replied that as there ipp'ils'
to be no fuad for the purpose richmond, the nls'
tratcs would pay for t oIt " their own p're.''' ma
birch was &C 'prdius} purchased, aud IA tine n'iu11a
the boy received nis pres -bed punishment
Mr.. Charles Jones, Of Clarisvi'!'. Ark,
gives an interesting .uUut # lIe Late iHN 20 1A"l
town. ON rur,dsy. nov 90, the prisoners h the l'h
oycrpr rAor,i 90. s1ri took possession Of lle arms
il,aed law aud ortr cf fcls 20 capture the build
ts They had flu ,Noa1 ot t4c streets fsom the upper
eiudons ut tle Jill aud lied Dave Winters woundeI
I..,'uts Pune fatally. h'siies shooting Wooun
NlchyI,0u and on, or two orhcrs. When W''mn ne.
IN white handkerchief, the criminals nrei upon Hlm'
and ran up black dag shouting that they d1 "1l et
pect aud woull not give quarter About m'h. .i'' '''
citizens succeeded In placing SIX kegs OF powder ne
meath the walls of the ul, Aul laying tram '' '
ycnient distance with t.r unof bo~.ut Hp i"'
building II the prisoners refused to surrender is De-
scigel thea save up.
SANTIAGO.
ULclc sam Grant grant nc.C sam
An explanations
Are We quite played OUT Are our claws 10 i1'ii
Our teeth go broken, our hearts 50 scared,
That me- collation.
Must mean 1egr4da'ion'
Our rag, that neither Guui lOr Nrlten
Could ADtse,
. Now, TO our face,
We see hlulod down Tor SPAN TO spit on.
l. Columba's eagle Just the bird 10 lul