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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1873-08-08

Bismarck or Fish,
Tyranny in Massachusetts.
A German Political - Mucker."
The schuetzenfest, etc, etc. L..
~wAsHINGToN CITY, VIRGINIA MID.
ny LAND AND GREAT SOUTHERN r. r.
(Orarge, Alexandria and Manassas. and LyuebJy,s
ana DdHrtHs X. X. CoTHPanisS, coHSOlifafsd.D
Nor1Cr A,dsxAX = J,. Va July slst, 1873.
b lids Of the Orange and Alexandria Railroad com
psnJ, that mstured on LIST May last, hereby no
their First Mortgage Seven Per Cent. Gold Bonds
aud May nth last The past due Bonds ca be Ss
hvered to either Of the Trustees under the mort
or u Miller
JOHN w W; BURKK' f A L sI1s Va;
HcOuNTBI6 S SE DT "a FLEETS %soRk,
~ DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
w,.,... =, WAsHISGIoN, D. O., July 18th, 1873
he ofB0 of Wer the to
XXI street northeast from Boundary street to
the Coiumbia Turnpike company; and whereas the
the undersigned, duly surveyed and . plat thereof
prepared and filed in our office:
Of said and sSs SasSs
Thereto are Te6nesssd to make them known 70 the
noon, the once Of The Vice Presidens * the
Board Of Public Works Of the District Of Columbia
may be made win Be- heard and eonsidered. WIN"
OOOhB,
?4AsE s \! NAe il SSb6kkssakhD'
jy2s Aus4s,n, isSis iOhron i Rep.I
rFPENIOKs INDIAN HAZE REsTORER
scalp from Dsndra restores 70 Cray Hair rse r. ne
nat color renders 1t soft and pable, prevents
r .ss
by all Druggists. jy2-dtf
hSMILBURN's POLAR SODA,
TEE COOLEST ANDBEsr THE WORLD,
with pure Fruit, Cream and other syrups.
MINERAL SEEING NJ WATERS,
No. 1929 Pennsylvania AVENUE,
yeis-u near fhteenth street.
TGKoRsE W. HAUPTMAN, yrst,e. Of "A,
gal su.insss, southwest corner Of nth and street.
nortnWes. mayn-y
~ TO LADIES.
,, How h go II + to see young VIE, mothe,
70 % her
Strength feeling ssy sssSs Being sS ot y sss
III Tss II to Ds
fatal t. her than spell of Sickness for thai
she a. nd tf SS SsSs,
worth while 70 see about it, until nature
exhausted gives out, and she is carried TO the grave
when little presautiOn in proper time would have
spared her life. To prevent strengthen, to cure
m Ssy are .s
infallible remedy against malaria, dyspepsia, cos
uveness, biHousness, headaches, morning sickness
and all complaints peculiar 10 women. These Bit
tiers, which are sold by all druggists, are In copseL
Quence Of their virtue and agreeable taste IL.
medicine pr sxcsllsscs for ladies. J91-tr
hFREMOvAL.-Theu udersig usd nave this day
w removed frsm corner Of New Jersey avenue
and street south TO their new Storsroem and
WLehcuse, southeast corner of same square, cor
ner LIST and U streets southeast.
Our increased facilities viii enable as to supply
our customers GROCERIES, &C., promptly, and Of
prices Ne low as elsewhere.
may4S-3m 0ULICK BRO
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hFPENICKS INDIAN HAIR RESTORER
Wy has never been known to fail. 1t frees the
scalp IRON Dandrun, restores Gray Hair - its
natural color, renders 1t son and pliable prevents
the Hair from falling cut, and re produces II when
gone: II ia the finest Hair Dresser known For sale
by all Druggists. jyl2-dtf
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CALCULATING LIBRARY,
Y. NJ. c. A. ROOMS,

U0rncf yth add ID streets.
ALL THE POPULAR BOOKS OF rHE DAY
Terms: ss per snnum; ~ per quarter. "a
n-SCHEkCkS MAnDkAhE FILLS =. 'heSs
t<-Y piIls com posed exclusively Of veg able
itgf-firsts, md .thoagh they entirely gu % .sde
e-er-s. They act directly apon the liver, and 70
Ni-&tis Tssredy in sll Of arrangement res at-
AZ ten = disor.le rcd q ate Of that organ, L yer
. {. ,lAirt. Bilious Disorders, Indigestion, Sick
j sehr, T. phaid Fevr.s, &C., &C., all succrmb to
- 81 Druggists aod Dealers. m1-tr
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nSMILBURN's POLAR SODA,
TIE COOLEST AND BESTIN THE WORLD
with pure Fruit, Cream and other Syrups.
DEPOT FOR
MINERAL SPRING WATERS,
No. lazy PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
yelS-I near fifteenfh street.

TQE0R9E W. HAUPTMAN, Jxst,es of IA,
Wy Peace, attends TO all kinds Of Claims and Le-
gal business southwest corner Of 18th and street,
northwest. mayfl-ly
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EEw YoRk-FIRsT BoARp.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
REWARDS.

- -
d. = REWARD LOST, A BLUE EARRING FEB.
sRO rnary u Apply at As East Nineteenth strect
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HERALD BRANCH UFFyCE-UPTOWN.
A DvERTIsEMENTs FOR THE NEW YORK HERALD
RECEIVED AT THE BRANCH OFFICE,
1265 BROADWAY,
WEST SIDE, BETWEEN THIRTY FIRST AND THIRTY
SECOND STREETS
ADVERTISEMENTS ARE RECEIVED FROM A. NJ.
TILL 9P. N. ON WEEK DAYS SUNDAYS TILL P.
NJ AT CFFICE RATES. NO EXTRA CHARGE OF
ANY KIND.
----------------
PARIS AGENCY OF THE NEW YORK
HERALD.
MEssRS. KREMER & CO., AMERICAN REGISTER,
HAVE BEEN APPOINTED PARIS AGENTS FOR THE
NEW YORK HERALD. THEY WILL SUPPLY DEAL
ERs WITH COPIES OF THE HERALD AND ALSO
SINGLE NUMBERS OF THIS PAPER TO PARTIES
REQUIRING THEM.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
EUROPEAN STEAMSHIPS.
CUNARD LINE.
" The British and North American
Royal Mail Steamships, =
between New York and Liverpool calling AT Cork HI

From New York.
ABYSSINIA We'd Feb. 26 PARTIIIA. We'd, March 10
ALGERIA. Wed, March s sAMARIA Wed, March 26
CALABRIA We'd. March IL
Steamers marked thus q do not carry steerage pas
sengcrs.
And every following Wednesday and Saturday from
New York.
Rates OF Passage-Cabin $780, 800 and $50 gold, ac-
cordne 10 accommodation Tickets 10 Paris, SIS gold,
additional. Return tickets on favorable terms. steer
age. $50, currency.
sieerage tickets from Liverpool and Queenstown and
al parts OF Europe at lowest rates. Through bills Of
adins gwen fer Belfast, Glasgow, Havre Antwerp and
other pers on the Continent and for Mediterranean
ports For freight and cabin passage apply at the com
panys ohcc No Bowling Green; ior steerage passage,
at III Broadway, Trinity Building.
CHARLES G. FRANCKLYN, Agent.
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.rf,
ESPANOLAS OF HAVANA TOBACCO, - ~ NJ. :, ~ ~
II genuine In appearance and g9any, ~ S0' fs' WV"
sand also the celebrated "Whldi Pane ,.,o
r. J, RAYNER q Co. bV Ma'Nn !aie'
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
DIRECTORY FOR ADVERTISERS.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PAcr-Fourth, fifth and 81

AMUsEMENTs-sEcoSDP PAcE-Fourth, fifth and sixth
AsTROL0GY-TwrLrrg PAcE-Thlrd column.
BlLhihhkBSTS,cySp Bn.nhkbS T N4I PAsE-Ihird column
BOARD AND LoDGiSG wASrED~sncoSD D Pasa"First
FAfss;i FOR fG1T
BUSINESS orfoRTTSIrIEs-srcosD SSi%"s; PAcr-rOursh
BUSINESS NoTIcEs-srvrsrn PAcr-Finh and sixth
R EsTAfG FOX s'T
CLERKS AND ssHiHLEsMEN-rwrLrrn PAcr-second col
COACRiMiEN AND GARDENERs-TwELFTu PAGE
ooAsT%sa ans fIS PAor-Fnh and
pANCiNd HCApEMIEs-sEcosp pAcs-sxth column
bRH HOUSES f6 AND us
EuRKHN Column
FfNANCiHL-N1STm PAcS~Fifth Column
TO LET
hEEf sS'n PnGa-prs and
HELP SHi' rAcr-Thira COL
HoRsEs,. CARRIAGES. 3C.-FrRsr PAcr-sccona and
THs H &C. HtsGHDnr,r,,u ssa PAGE
NSgY C8y @Tv AND prp
LOST AND FoUND~FrnsT PAasNFirst and second col
MACIINERY-srcoND PAcu-Thrd column.
MARBLE MANTELS-TwELrTH PAGE-Sixth column.
MEDlCAL-TwELFru PAGE-Sixth column
MISCELLANEOUS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PAGE
Sixth column
SEy ssHsxn sSn4H column
PERSONALITIES PAGE-first column.
PlAEOFORTES-SEcoND PAGE-Fifth column.
POST OFFICE NOTiCE-FIRsr PAoE-Fourth column.
TWELFTH PAGE-Firs column.
PROPERTY OUT OF THE CITY FOR SALE OR TO
RENT-TwELrrn pAGE-Fitth column -
REAL ESTATE TO EXCHANGE-TwELFrn PAcE-Fifth
and sixth columns .
REAL ESTATE WANTED-TwKLrru PAcE-sxth col
RELIGIOUS NOTfCES-FIRsr PAGE-Sixth column.
REWARDS-FIRsr PACE-Second column.
SALES AT AUCTION-FIRsT PAGE-Fourh column.
SITUATIONS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PAGE
First column
SITUATIONS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PAGE-Sec.
Ond column.
SPECIAL NOrICES-FIRsr PAGE-Second column.
SPORTING-DOGS BIRDS, &C.-FIRsr PAcE-Sccond
THE TRADES-TwFLpTH PAGE-Third column.
TO LET FOR BUSINESS FURPOSES-SEcoND PAGE
First aud second columns
TRAVELLERS GUIDE-FRsT PAGE-Sixth column.
UNFURNISIlED ROOMS AND APARTMENTS TO LET
SECOND PAGE-Th;rd column.
WANTED TO PURCHASE-FIRsT PAGE-FOurth column
WESTCHESTER COUNTY PROPERTY FOR SALE OR
TO LET-TwnLrrn PAGE-Fiith column.
YACHTS, STEAMBOATS,, &C.-FIRsT PAGE-Third col
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15

EALL RIVER LINE FOR Boston, VA NEWPORT
Il The steamers EMPIRE STATE AMI OLD COLONY.
from pier - North River foot OF Marray street, daily
(Sundays excepted at4 p NJ Tickets sold to prnciDlt
points in New England the White Mountains an Prov
inces. a. =. BACON, Supc fintcn Tent.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
SPECIAL NOTICES.

SPECIAL NOTICES.
THE AMERICAN REGISTER,
J. The most widely circulated of
the American journals published
in Europe.
capital medium for American
advertisers addressing themselves to
European patronage
Indispensable TO all persons visiting Great Britain and
the European Continent
subscriptions and advertisements for the AMERICAN
REGISTER will lie received at the Office of the New
York Herald, New York.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
SALES AT AUCTION.
A RT AT AUCTION.
"A ROBERT sOMERvILLE
will sell by auction,


IIth anu Ish lnsts,
at the somerye Gallery s2 Fifth avenue the large and
valuable stock of fine Oil Paintings belonging 10 Messrs
Williams Everett of Boston, who in consequence the
late cntiagraoa of their city, have determined TO dis
Of their Art Treasures, above at the Some
Gallery where they now
Exhibition Free.
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POsT OFFICE NOTICE.
WANTED 10 PURCHASE

/tARPET WANTED-SECOND HAND BRUSSELS, OR
u Turkey Red or Crimson Carpet in good condition;
size 2x5 icct state price and where to be seen, CAR
PET, Herald Uptown Branch Office.
y(rANTED-ABoUT TWENTY STORE COUNTERS,
w with or without drawers. -
yIrANTED-FTRsT CLASS MEDIUM HAND PRESS,
w with mixer preferred. Address VANDERBURGH,
WELLS CO., Printers Purchasing Depot corner Dutch
and Fulton streets.
VIrANTED-A LARGE SAFE, SECOND HAND, TO
w store old books and papers. Address box $50 Post
Office New York.
VyrANTED-FOR CASH, a BLAST ENGINE, CAPABLE
w blowing Acton stack, new or second hand. Ad
dress q. r. p, Kingston, Roane county Tenn.
yXrANTED-A PONY HAMMER FOR LIGHT WORK,
w new second hand also second hand Drop $50
TO 500 pounds. BIDDLE MANUFACTURING COMPANY,
7s Chambers street.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15

A LARGE SALE OF ELEGANT HOUSEHOLD FUR
~ mtuie this day, commencing at II o'clock at private
residence Of isaacs Es l24 West Goth St. comprising
pianotorte, cost 800 rich Par!or and Bedroom suits
Dining Room Library, Basement and Kitchen Furniture
and every article necessary for housekeeping.
HENRY ZINN Aucdonccr.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
LOST AND FOUND.

T OST-FRIDAY AFTERNOON GOING FROM LENOX
IL House Arnod's, sca,sk In Pockchook liberal
ward questions asked if returned to Mrs. j. W.
BROWN Lcnox House.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15

JACOB BOGART. AUCTIONEER.-BY VIRTUE OF
- chattel mortgage will sell this day, at the south.
west Of Seventh avenue and Twenty second street.
10 O'Clock A. NJ, ono Top Buggy Brewster make:
set of single Harness, SGT of double Harness. Robe
and one Whip. A. B. CLARK, Attorney for Mortgage
Frn
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15
A NNOUNCEMENT. L

GRAND TOTAI, 10000 GIFTS, ALL CASH. -. .$5OO00O
To provide means for this magnificent Concert ONE
HUNDRED THOUSAND WHOLE TICKETS ONLY will
be issued and patrons respectfully informed that
sales now running at upwards Of $4,000 day at New
York o;cc) have progressed far that undOubed and
complete is assured for this Concert promptly
advertised Buyers therefore notified that they must
tickets Immediately If they desire participate.
The Hon ex-Goyernor Thomas Z; !Bramlene, of Ken
lucky has been placed in charge OF the business of the
Concert and will give personal attention to the details
TICKETS $40; HALVES, So; QUARTERS, 81 80
ALL APPLICATIONS FOR TICKETS, FULL. PRO
GKAMME AND INFORMATION MUST BE MADE TO
MANAGERS OF NEW YORK OFFICE.
THOMAS II. HAYS 4 CO., 6D9 BROADWAY, n. Y,
The New York herald. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1840-1920, 1873-02-15

A FOR SALE, ALL KINDS OF FANCY DOGS.
IA. Birds &c Medicines Tor all diseases. Prepared
Food for mocking birds at b. q. DOyEY's, No. Greene
street, near Canal.
CUNS.-A GENTLEMAN JUST RETURNING TO
" England wishes dispose OF two English double
barreed treech loading pin fire Guns 10 and IL gauge.
Apply, between II and 2 10 Mr. NEWkOME, Al Warren
street, first floor
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
FALLING INTO A VOLCANO.

We reproduce this special to tho st.
Louis Republicans:
New York, February 2O.-Thc acci-
don't last September, by which an
EnglishInan and an American lost their
lives while being lowered by ropes into
tho crater Of Vcsuvius, had u counter
part January 10, when II Belgian named
LcniuN, and II Swiss named Schmidt,
met II similar fate. These foolhardy
tourists insisted on being lowered, and
in despite circumstances ofthe guides,
took hold of loops and swung over tho
gloomy void. The guides' last warm
ing to them was not to venture inward.
Whether thcy were esmotherel, or miss
ing IL step, were hurled into tho abyss,
nobody will over know. Contrary to
tho advice of tho guides, they let go tho
looped ropes and vcntured into tho
cratcr's rcccsscs. Tho tourists above
cried out, but no response came back.
Tho guides wcro lowered repeatedly,
and several cXcursionists went 80 far as
tho ropes would allow in search of their
comrades, but in vain. This Ia tho
third disaster OF this nnturc within tho
past ten years.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
TIE SORT OF MEN THAT WOMEN
LIKE BEST.

We know that men naturally shrink
from the attempt to obtain companions
who are their supcriOrs; but they will
find that really Intelligent women who
possess the most desirable qualities arc
uniformly modest, and hold their
charms in modest estimation. What
such women most admire in men is
gallantry; not the gallantry of courts
and fOps, but bOldncss, courage, dcvo-
ton and refined civility. a mans
bearing wins ten superior woman
where his boots and brains win one.
If Il man stand before Il woman with
respect for himself and fcarlcssncss of
her, his suit IS half won. The rest may
safely be left to the parties most inter
cstcd. Therefore, never be afraid of
Il woman. Women are the most harm
less and agreeable creatures in the
world to n man who shows that he has
got n mans soul in him. If you have
not got tho spirit to come up to II test
tikc this you have not got that in you
which most plcascs Il high souIcd wo-
man, and you will be obliged to CON
tent yourself with the simple girl who,
in Il quiet way, is endeavoring to
attract and EStcn you. But don't be
in Il hurry about tho matter. IT isn't
crcditablc to you. Especially, don't
imagine that any disappointment in
in love which takes place before you
arc twcnty-onc years old will DC Of any
material damage to you. The truth
is, that before n man is twenty-five
years old he does not know what he
wants himself. So don't be in Il hurry.
The more of Il man you become, and
the more manlincs5 you become capa-
bic Of exhibiting in your association
| with women, the better wife you will
be able to obtain; and one years pos
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08

Secretary; and on motion of Mr.. Ed
munds, ordered to be printed.
Mr.. Hill argued in favor of the adop-
ton of some method to harmonize
matters between the contending par
ties, and against Congress devolvinG
upon the President the responsibility
of deciding this question.
Mr.. Morton here arose, and, refer
ring to the wish of several Senators
that the Caldwell case should go over
till tho next session, said that if it was
understood that no advantage would
be taken of the expiration of this Con-
gress, he would consent now to allow
that matter to go over.
The consideration of the agricultural
college bill was then resumed.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
GOOD MEN MAKE GOOD HORSES.

a horse is never vicious or intracta-
bic without II direct cause. Ifa horse
is rcstivc or tifncrous, you may bc sure
that these faults arise from defects
in his education. He has been treated
either aWkWardly or brutally. Com
mcncc the education of Il horse at his
birth; accustOm him to the presence,
voice, and sight of man; speak and act
gently; carcss him and do not startle
him. All chastiscncnt or cruelty con-
fuses the animal and makes him Wild
They are good men who make good
hOr5c8.-F;lrn, anil {ODtc.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
DANGERS, AND
ITS TRUE CHARACTER.

A subscriber to the Springfield Re-
publican, who is also u physician of
some twenty years practice in adjoin-
ing State, sends us briefly his views of
the dangers incident to vaccination,
and their cause, in n note which we
print below, and which is worth the
reading by everybody who either VAC
cinates or is vuccinatcd--tlat is to say,
of ninety-ninc persons in every hun
tlred. 1t is impossible to be too care
full in Il matter SO delicate and impor-
tant as propagating disease, oven if
the disease be Il protective one:
AS practiccd, vaccination is attended
with danger, both to life aud to health,
and the reasons for this are probably
these three:
l. The uso Of "crusts." a crust is
the scab of sore, and is necessarily
composed of dried vaccine lymph
(mOstly in Il pustular Statc) in small
quantity, tho inflamcd and diseased
intcgument III Il state OF decomposition,
and dried puns, also in II state of par
tial decomposition. Tho deaths at
WestfOrd a few years ago were from II
crust dissolved in water. Probably
tho two deaths reported Il fcW days ago
at Falmouth were from tho use ofcrusts.
Every physician (almosD has scen
cases of badly swollen arms (crysipolas,
really, instead of cow-pox) from tho
the~usc of crusts. Lot everybody re-
member that Il vaccine crust is tho par
TALLY rotten scab of II filthy sorc, and
is very dangerous and indecent kind
of medicine.
2. Tho use of II dirty lancet or vac
cinator. Every instrument used should
bo Mt once cleansed by boiling water and
fire. Wash Off all the adhcrcnt blood,
&C., Immediately, and dry tho instru-
ment by heat above the boiling point.
This is not commonly done, and, with
some of tho complicated Instruments,
never. Hence arise eases Of crysipelas,
and probably death. l have under my
caro- II man, healthy before vaccination
in December, who has been sick with
pyemia for six weeks. This is II case
of blood poison from the usc, probably,
Of a dirty knife.
3. Tho use of vaccine matter taken
too late from the vaccinntcd person.
Vaccine matter generally becomes a
blood poison by the ninth or tenth day
after vaccination. 1t should be taken
on the seventh or eighth day, when it
is as clear as Water, and used immcdi-
ately, if possible. Every days keep
ing of such matter, on points or 4uills,
renders the lymph liable to become
q blood poison.
These three dangers Of vaccination
imply some ignorance or fault on the
part of the vaccinator. On tho part
of til. :rccinatcd the dangers arc most
ly mechanical. The vaccine vcsicIc
is rupturcd or irritatc,. - somc way,
and inflammation takes place. But The
danger from this is small compared to
the introduction of II blood poison by
the vnccinatOr.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08

Tho province of a nesspaper Is to give
'e'cs. Here below is news. Two DEM
ocratic victories, to-wit:
COoPERsrOWN, N. ", February IL.
The Democrats elected at least sixteen
of the twenty-four Supervisors. A
gain of four.
DANvILLE, N. ", February H.
AT the charter election held here to-day
the entire Democratic ticket was elected
by an average majority 160. Last year
it was about even, and ut that time the
Republicans succeeded in clecting u
n portion of their ticket.
Who of our readers, over expected to
hear of another ono? And yet, this
great country stands ut bay, between
two observation-disclosures victories,
and triumpl,s, too, or Federal Re-
public, lasped into tho iron arms of
power, centralised under some name
or shape OF government, military dicta-
tor, king, or what not, ut Washington.
This is the text for the political thought
and disquisition Of tho American peo-
pie. How strange! that while old mon-
arches like France and Spain aro put
ting on tho robes Of u Republic, this
''modcl Republic" Of ours should 10
rolling back tho centuries to repeat tho
history of mans incompetency for sclf-
Mobile Register.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
A MAINE JUDGE PROVES EQUAL TO
THE OCCASION.

At one of tho judicial tribunals. in
this county, not long since Il cstsg Of
somc Importance was being heard, but
it had been protractcd beyond ali rca-
son, and the judge sat with eyes closed,
evidently comfortably wrapped in
slumbcr. The lawyer who was az.
the case was consid:::- 1000, 10000.
the .:rcumstah,.vr vrpool
n very importaS.-:.. 1900, 10000.
mcnt, raised his wv. 200 oou
and said, 81 desire to
ton, may it "...::":.::.. soZ,672.2s
important po. at this case.'' A
heavy breathing, OF sonorous snorc,
was tho only judiclui response. The
lawyer approaching nearer the Court
and raising his voice to an excruciating
key, repeated his. .Ecmark: "May it
please tho Court, desire to call your
honor's attention to an important point
in this case" Tho judge roused him
self, rubbed his eyes, and before he had
them open, cried out: "Wifc, wife,
isn't it most breakfast timer" Tho
judge speedily awoke to tho reality,
apologiscd, and said no was apt to be
distracted when engaged in deep
thought.-Le,DistO'OA Jou,y,ni.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08

A lady who was urging some friends
to stay to dine felt disgusted when her
cight-ycar-old boy came i'm and said:
"Mrs. Jones says shc can't spare no
bread, and Mrs. Brown amt to home,
so did not get no butter" The
friends thought they had better dine
elsewhere, and the lady thought so,
too; but she taught that boy that the
! way of the transgrcssor was hard before
evening.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08

session Of the heart and hand of n really
noble specimen of the sex, is worth
nine hundred and ninety-nine years.
possession of a sweet creature with two
ideas in her head, and nothing new to
say about either OF them. So don't be
In hurry, we say again. You don't
want wife now, aud you have no idea
Of the kind Of wife you will want by
and-by. Go into female society II you
can find that which will improve you,
but not otherwise.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08
Frank Moore,

nhRISH SURVEYOR for OuachIta, and
General Land Agent for North 1ouisi-
ana, will attond to any business I'm this or
adjoining Parishes. Parties wishing to sell
or purchase real estate in this section will
find it to thoir interest to address him. lie
has for snIo several fine bodies OF land in
Duachita, Richland, Morchouso, Franklin
and Caldwell Parishes. Persons Wishing to
sell will send numbers, description as to inn
provements, and tornls. Having formed
connections in both Washington and Now
Orleans, l,o is prepared to represent htigants
land cGacs, obtain patents, &c.
1iliCe r, t. room @. Richardson & McEnory $
Law Oticc. Evr particulars address MN,
care of Richardson II McEncrv, Monroe La
August 4. 1870
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1873-03-08

~ II. 9. L. BIsACEY, Dentist, respectfully
offers his professional services to tho
citizens Of Monroe and surrounding conn
trv Having an experience of fourteen
wears In tho practice, he fccls confident of
giving satisfaction in all branches of his
t,rofession. Is willing to warrant all work.
Sflco near tho Courthouse and ncNt door
south of tho O,sachitts Telegraph Office on
Grand street, Monroe, I-a. vT-marl6:ly