Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1873-04-08
ALL SORTS.

But God VINO Judgeth all things
Knows the truth is, 'ff we would"
ALL SORTS.
A bridal rein-The honeymoon.
Rear Admiral Montgomery is dead.
Belle metal-A young lady's temper.
A General Depository-A childs mouth.
Cider is made to order By Connecticut apoth-
ecaries.
Rochester has an unpleasant ghost with
smallpox.
a wag whose humor nobody apreciates-T
scalliwag.
The home circuit Walking about with baby
in the night.
John s. Nelson distinguished Pennsylvania
divine is dead.
Joseph A. jackson, wealthy pawnbroker.
died, last week.
The hornet is beautifully defined to be the
red hot child of nature.
Mr.. Benz W. Brown. one of the Oldest citi-
Gems of Portsmouth, is dead.
The State Medical Society of North Carolina
has been In existence % years.
horses and mules of good quality.
The Cape Town diamond, 28S carats, is to be
exhibited at the Vienna exposition.
Raleigh merchants are holding on to 5000
bales of cotton, waiting for an advance.
a horse-thief in Wisconsin was lately acouit-
ted on the ground of mental imbeciify."
The last defaulter is young woman who got
with G6A of how o&L,o
Is it not little strange that gasmetres should
so universally measure against the consumer?
Prince Napoleon proposes to start daily
newspaper in the city OF Paris of the penny
class.
A proposition to run a small steamer from
Madison to Danville On the Dan river, is talk
ed about.
An epidemic Of measles is spreading through
the north western States, claiming an unusual
number of victims.
Mrs Commodore Vanderbilt is sister of the
wife of Bishop McTeyre, Of the Methodist
Church, South.
A ke1ton, Ky, widow, aged forty-fve, late
ly tried her third venture In the person Of
bridegroom OF nineteen.
lnEcO CuAUIGu WGE0 UuT16Q 10 Qo2IQ near
Reed S Landing Minnesota, Wednesday. They
were caught by prairie fire.
The President Informed the South Carolina
delegation that he would probably make the
Southern tour year hence.
Littleton, n. c., has mare that has been
doing good work at the plow, cart, wagon and
buggy for the past twenty one years.
The Oregon militia's bill amounts to $685.
900 for their sizty-three days service against
the Modocs
"Old Probabilities is a descendant of
Connecticut family. Probably that's what
makes him so good On guess.
An old lady describes genius as 50 man
what knows nore.n be can find out, and spills
Vittles on his clothes
He that does good without being good, pulls
down With one hand what he builds up with
the other.
Senator Kelly. of Oregon, prefers his mile
age to bis back pay, and makes little by the
operation.
Petroleum is beginning to take the place of
coal under TIE engine-boilers of the steamers
on the Caspian.
Kansas lawyers ere fined for profanity and
contempt ofcourt when they undertake to quote
Latin to the judge.
The widow of Sir Alfred Joseph Tichborne,
whose estates are the plans for which the claim
ant lights. was married lew days since to
Captain Wickham.
4 girl of thirteen was married to bow of
sixteen in Omaha last week. The united
wealth Of the young couple amounts to $685.
600.
A 4 = 4
bourg, boy, where is France ?" The child
laid his hand on his heart, and answered
''HeEe |"
The number OF persons out of employment in
Philadelphia Is appalling. One insertion of a
flee brought 985 applicants in single day.
A man who bought thousand Havana cigars
recently, on being asked what he was carrying,
replied that they we're tickets to a course of
lectures to be given by his wife.
The most wholesome beef sausages that can
be purchased in Landon are made from horse
flesh and soaked bread.
The girls connected with San Francisco
grammar school have mutinied against the prin-
cipal because I'VE hate him. He don't know
anything. He don't smell good"
A youth in Denvers, Mass, aged IA, played
at hanging On Saturday, using a wheelbarrow
for platform, which tQrnsd over, and he was
soon after found dead
One Of the Counterfeit swindlers lately ar
rested in New York had over two hundred |
money letters from greeuhorn scoundrels in |
embryo in Iowa and Michigan.
The man who feels remorse for evil he has
done, is TO be pitied; but there is one being
SUI more unfortunate. he who feels mis- guilt |
before hand, and get commits it.
On MaIriage-TO the Young Men.
The true girl has to be sought for. She does
not parade herself as show-goods. She is not
fashionable. Generally she is net rich Rut |
OH what heart she has when you find her
SO large, SO pure, and SO Woman.y When Won |
see it you wonder if those snowy things outside
were really women! IF you gain her love, your
two thousand are million. She will not ask |
You for carriage OR first class house. She'll |