Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-06-06

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ll.epanbury News says: ~ il 81 littlr
singnET lsow well pair Of boots be made to
fiat tliestore. You!ma9 not ID able to get
synlr foot only part wa dow, the leg at the
first trial, but that is because your stocking
Ii sweaty, or you haven't started right, and
the shoemaker suggests that you will start
again and stand up to it, and he THROWS in a
little powder from a peper-box to aid you.
And 50 you stand up, and pound down
your foot, and partly trip yourself up, and
your eyes stick out in; an unpleasant manner.
and every yeinsini your body appears to be
on the point OF bursting, and all the willie
that dealer stands around and eyes the oper-
alton % lntently lasgif the whole affair was
perfectly new. and novel I'd him. When vour
foot has finally struck bottom there is faint
impression ON yonr mind that you have
stepped into an open stove, but he removes
1T by spiefnriy observing that he never saw 4
boot tit quite as good as that. IA. 5.a.t.; /
&yoi, may suggest that yuor toe Pre- rses too
hard against the front, or that some of the
bones, h1thc side sof The foot are to much
4 smashed. but he says this is always tie way
with q new boot, and the trouble will entire
.rly disappear ira few days. 9Fhen you take
your old pair under your arm and start for
home al animated as a relic Of 1874. all the
while feeling that the. world will not look
bright and happy ag:liH until you have
Drained that shoemaker. You, limp down
town tie next day, and smile all the while
with your mouth, rwhiieqyour eyes look as il
nyou were walkingsoyer an oyster bed bare
foot. ta$eHt8
When no one is looking you kick against
apost or some other o. structlt n. al d show a
fondncss for stopping and resting against
something that viii rsustaia. your weight.
When yoIget home at hight you 60 Tor those
9old boots with An eagefnessi that cannot be
described, and. the remarks that you make
upon learning that your wife has disposed OF
them toa WIDOW womai1 id the suburbs, are
calculated To- Immediately -depopuiate the
earth of women and shoemakers generally. y
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80 Tue sEnfaala Times, pays the following
honcsttribute to hon. Alexander III STE
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The labors Of tIise Extraordinary man aiil-
der every sort Of strange malady and phrsic-
~ snisfoFlune. sick crippled, and cn,aciated
as he js, ought to shame eyery lazy man lib
the eoH1try into work lis History Of tile
United atatez forscho olsrcclipsesleyery other
book Of that kind yet published, and must
soon riysl iafhe SoutlEthe sale Of WebstYr's
sspellihg book Iis eats win abilifyla daily
daily paper, and yet, among these iDcessant
literary TOLLS lH' finds time toacourt and be >
farorite of that jealous mistress, the law
Ind now. A. Qglethorpe Court house, Inst
Friday. in 500 200 case, upon his clutches
and against twosor three al the giant lawyers
of Georgia. he made. 1t Is said, the best
spesclss and achieved the greatest HstelIectnal
triumph Of his life. Such are the fruits of
. labor. There il nothing grantler in Life than
wen directed labor ssa as A a11t aasaiss ss
s1Maa aiA "a agsssas7
NY DEAR" said the sentimental Mrs.
WaddIes, .home, you know. II Inc dearest
place oh earth: n, I. Well, YES. tsaidtlae prac-
fical bfs. Madtlles. sit COSTS me about twice
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