Fair play., 1873-11-13
GENERAL BREyITIEs.

VOC can buy up New York City for 4,
thousand million dollars, if you have it
about y0u.i -
4 FASHIONABLE young man in Boston
must have three blue silk nj ght-cOwns.
\ CHINAMAN took the first premium on
butter at the recent fair ut Seattle, Wash
ington territory.
WHEN travelling in Vermont if you meet
a stranger it Is safe TO ask him ..Who.e
patent clllr7l are yoD sciling:''
NATrHALIsTs, after years of investiga-
ton Of the anatomy and morphOlOgy of
ceis. have discovered that they are Of no
sex.
CAPTAIN JACK left three widows. one
grown daughter, a sister. and a host OF
little children to regret that the old man
took just lone drop too Inucli.''
The Buffalo Express has been iigurin"
on the cost Of living in Washington. and
1t ilnds that a congressman expenses will
vary from 5000 to SIj0.0O0 per year. ac-
coriing to the honorable gentleman style
and taste.
ACCURACY is desirable. But the editor
who quoted familiar c;lInp-mceting hymn
Us follows:
''T.n thousand thousand 90, COZ, 900 are their
But all their joys are one U,''
carried his love Of accuracy to excess.
IT is suggested that in order to save gcll-
tlcnicn the trouble Of making inquiries the
immense doOr-plates worn by the ladies' on
their belts might be utilized by engraving
thereon the wearcr's n;me. age. residence.
fortune or expectation. and stating whctli-
er heart free or engaged.
OWNERS Of thrcslling machines in Hi
nois which do not have the t,,mbling-rod
boxed, cannot sue for threslling done by
such machine, and are liable for all injti-
ries done by such exposed tilnbiing-rOds.
EIghty-three persons in the State have
been Killed or manned for life bv neglect
of the act of March II. 1863. \ few more
suits would make this class of accidents
less frequent.
THERE is a farm in franklin. Me-. where
on. every seventeen years, in the middle of
August, at nine o'clock in the morning.
The man who mOwS drops dead, scythe in
hand. \ local paper thinks that five min
utes before nine would Dr. Il good time Ia
90 over to the house and get drink Of
cider.
n YOUNG man recently called upon the
prosecuting attorney i'm san francisco and
said he wanted to Obtain, a divorce from his
wife, to whom he had been married but
eight months, giving as a reason for want
lng legal separation that "A brother of his
Wife was eating him out of house and home.
The officer OF the law regretted his inability
to interfere in the matter.
As We MAKE IT.
We must not hope 10 be mowers.
And TO gather the ripe, yni,; ears
Until we hrs; have been s5wers,
Anu Watered the burrows with tears.
1t is not just As we take it
This my,tica! world of ours;
harves, rys "tii WI ,i,arn E,,,a as e we make It,
r,... y. """e's
Nn,.rI,, ,tiy ie way IL Is announcer ny the
n,..,;o no.N"r we HAVE W, ilau Demo-
..m Gun, ~ our iio'ise-.l thompson with
Anu witlout any lnoriiIzing or
im oii uils s'i'9ec', we VIII say that
,'; ~ p..: III .ils appearance is hungry AS Il
uaipins jour pri'i'er, ana II our DELHI
IuenI s'ioscrlprrs could have heard his
MalinSs i0r nash, they would have ma'le
ih'iiituiatciV Il grand consolidated. cOncen-
iritied charge by platoonS. companies, bat
"tiica ~ i;";,;Is,.' '"' pr'"'"'es 10 this
HE Chnamen in Carson. New. have a
vegetarian doctor shop. joss Is the
doctor who attends TO YOU for two bits. if
you, for lack of coin. are not prepared to
see DIR. All kce. The way they fix Won
Is after this wise: You are laid st,pinc at
the foot of = Joss" altar. while his Maies-
tvs druggist, with eyes closed. draws one
sup OF cane from a gOOdly parcel OF Others
shaken together in 4 deep cup. This is
marked with the number of your pre-
;nm ;o, wh,na WHICH Is prepared III the adgoiii-
-. W..
81, .oEA "iLsoN,a 4 girl Of fifteen. died at
., oc'.nn, w., Iiitr suffering Tor Il year
monu ,, very singular disease, and one that
WIS WIS ~s onu lhe Ken OF physlcians. she
"as opnlp,eu'! !larsiivZed-couid not even
nfi'.! ",Ias ,.cf it.ie hnssr-lnd every particle
Off nv, anI , Ill, E.Ii ~ INr eyebrows. dropped
IN. .; .,"H % ,i,iSh h,Trustatioh T, formed over
aie entire pody; ihe scab was white as
sn"M; anu Mouiu drop OH regularly every |
but new one would form within ,wn"tv
four hours. Her appetite WAS even ,,oo,
and she has suffered iif;lc main NJ III
sician who attended her eyer bcarI nf.
similar case.
The Eutaw (Cal Ul;o s.vs ,,,., p.,
Dunn. a freedman Twin" Z, MI, '. En'.l n.h
offers n nram;,,m, af SIG ~ ~ III. NJ. u, NItene,
of his ra,a VIII. VI I'm in Sora 10 IN! one
~roundS ot En,a,, w, ,i. a.'o on ,iie lai,
the far in ,b;S n,on,h ~. ~ seoonu ui! 1i
with rs many cb;Iinn .s n .Gafi 'n Wne
there rxhih;f .n Tha ,,S., ~ ne vii 'lien anu
tor i tH nar t,r ,he e Ghsa,siui t,is.; sonpeti-
NJ tha succ:lt,,, & 'r ,ar, alr 'iShe. anu thinner
twen,v-siy y..ars p'. nf - i~na @ vic l: "hiy
him in lS;a md i ~ ,,., was, "as illsriie'i m 10
children bav;nr in% T. t,,r ,,c a.o.ner OF twelve
,'''''S ''"' i'''irs VI Twins.
As an Illustration of animal instinct. a
correspondent of Nature notes that on one
While he was waiting ut an inn
door, he noticed some pigeons feeding on
!he oats which had fallen from the nose
bag of horse in the ward: when. bowev-
p0nter would lily up and flap his wings