The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1873-06-19
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A young Lady speakipg Of 90 of her
aversions, said tn scysset tl.jag = see-
ord; s,IIo's almost perfect brute: he on.
y lacks instinct
1 One Of the bluest of Bosto,ians on being
| requested BY rich and vulgar young fel-
low for permission to marry zone of his
girls, gave this rather crushing reply,
Certainly; which would you prefer, tie
waitress or the cook?"
Among the elegant attractions promised
at Saratoga is series of contests among
genuine English bnll-degs. The contests
! will be under the Immediate auspices of
tue '''Iorting' fraternity. Every prone
made, lowever poor, ct the springs or sea-
side, has been dubbed Filtration Walk. ="
apd every bit of,shade is Lovers Nooi. !"
I What would watering. .blaccs be Without
seE.imentalism.
A jubilant Wisconsin Republican wrote
:wo letters Immediately after election, one
to his con, consisting of the single word
'Ilurrah,'' and the other q letter of con
dolenee to dear friend who had lost his
wife. In his excitement, he mixed the
envelopes and the result con be immaein ned
when the bereaved wldower received the
( Nrony letter ...-.. -e1s
The Glance Of Love
/ Niirars Correspondence -. Louis Democrat
| Goat Island abounds in roma ntic walks
shady retreats, cool resting places, and
picturesque scenes hich afford every op-
portunity for low converse, sweet vhis pered
nothngs or serious talk, as the case may
be, and from 10 a m. until early twillig ght
the woods are full Of lovers, married and
single, VITO fIirt, b;Iiit air castles, read
Tcnnyson, Joaquin Miller, and Swinhurne
to each other, stopping at frequent inter
walls to take long lingering glances into
each Others eyes, glances which convey
more affection in minute than the lips
tpuIu utter III Il Week .IpSI VI man anu
woman.kind ''havc been there" at some
period ot their lives, and right there let
me PROFOUND question: Why, ia the
name Of al! The fond hopes never real zed
and the tender cmpeiyns of the human
heart, does there ceme but one p>rioi in
lile--jnst preceding OF Immediately after
marriage-in which we indulge in these
peculiar sou!-thrilims gianc,sy | put the
same question TO poet snl philosopher
ence, and while he freely admitted that
the love he bure his wife after taent.,
years married life was no more to be csu
pared to that early loce than glowing
anthracite fame to fre-fy's st ark, yet
he bad never been able to re,lizc til It pc
calIar bliss anl ecstaey OF mind tx .,eriencci
during his courting days, u1d the only
true his wife h,l ever gwen him oas ot
sha<e HIs serrc in. s',,c's st' tei ya.rs
after marriage, aud was ocea-ionei by "a
DENIAL on h'S r.st that he had dev"~sd
the lsf, half yfa r.t s;r. Hi,i a d~.ste
r.. Ls- f.-,rs s.S,K r, his eyesto Sc; II h.
was prcvariu,trg.
.sSiive EsArpes'' . .:ises a-r Sex.
The New York Daiiy Graph'c spoke
OF Olive liarper's proposed visit IL
i;enna under the hea,ling nss.>i for tn. col /
ictiuh Of brief IL, u.s Of personal and oites
intclig'nca-'sNuna AMI Thing :"
Do yoa know what 1t means ,yhen ! we
iasn C mincaccs letter or CONVERSATION
80! will tell you. 1t means that she
intends to teudcrlY scsip some one, 2erer-
ally yJurself; Lat il, thls case she will
content hers clf by simple murler- | was
Il baby once-a girl baby, and l gre.7 up
to be :. little girl, aEd later on II We ! b's
o.e, and my private opinion was, Il very
pretty one. and then got married to IL
IN N and then | h.arI-af,cr while
thatI wns IL mother, all Of which once
thought proved me To be a woman; bnt
howf.ls, was rly reasoning, how easy it
is to be mistaken, even OIL vital subject
have discovered, ,, tiIrlins out thrmsi,
the Graphic (Src phically exi rcssed), that
am a lnan or thing. Yes dear Graphic
you have deliberately taken poor Olive
Harper up with your thamb an forcf K
er, and in 81 lte of any prospective kicks
or bites, "put a head on her in this way
YOU have called to al adniir:ns pubiic to
step up and see the ''Men and Things.
! sent? If / had any choice | would prefer
not to be the man. 'Oh, that mine enc
my would write book wherein he
! should determine between the sexes and
+ The nonentities; or, Oh, that my friends
/ did not edit newspapers, wherein they STIR
/ up their localities" with n pudding stick,
( Oh. that | had hold of the devoted head
Of that un.Icky spirit who coic,.v.l that
brilliant paragraph,
But what | want, dear Graphic, Is his:
demand he shall be killel. | Insist upon
his humiliation, | shall eat, drink, or sleep
no more until lie is among tho blessed.
Put him in the column among the .womll.
Then will my spirit. my outraged spirit, be
aE peased; then viii | be ale to take my
regular meas again, to the great grief of
the hotelkeepers; then will my broken la
cera.ed heart arise aud sing Ten thou,-
and miles away Aye, and then will be
r-r-r-r-revensed. q " .4
OLIVE lIARPER.