The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1873-12-18
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Man, the Splendid Beast.

"Now" aays Sam, big and burly. TO
HE norping viAitos. II must 80 I be-
long To tne Wotking ciAssss but you
stay here and chat with 6usy and
osmne yoouo61z eomsostAble;' and San.
rubs his hands briskly and departs
cheerfully. knowing nothing Of Susy's
hss8 slPNvg. a1at the ueeious no
msnts Of baby's nap are passing swift
~ away, and dinner Is to be seen to,
and the children soon be. rushing In
from school? ssud what does Susy
care eor The Right Of BniliRg, or the
.Oanssaia&ioo el ths Cvsssosy, - Lat
erature and Dogma. or the Compte
do Chambord's Convessatioas ccu-
pared with getting her work ssaay Tor
the dressmaker who 10 coming to-
morrow, aud cooessring with cook
.6npots d1aner eh1s awaits . mis-
80 sdirSetions, and arranging the
thousand nothings that are never mo-
ticsd when they are done, bat consti.
tute break water that sends the an
nnrngayzniags - angry skies II
~ ~ dose? o., San. Sam
- ou 1h elose ~ aaltar a,ad
promised to love and cherish Susy.
did you make . mental reservation
that you would 20 OF down town when
1t suited your convenience. and leave
her 70 b. bothsssA wtth your gnesfs b
her heart rending Inconvenience
And oh. Sam, Why will you track
the gravel over Susy's parlor carpet !:
And Oh. Ersd, .vhy will you drip the
graty1v( En11nee fEesh tsblScloshf
Ana d. San Why wiii you sop II up
with clean napkin, and think You
have done good service? And oh,
Fred. Why will you never dress for
4 diaawepaSty siil Iodine b drswi nE
on her gloves, and then discover thai
Jour sleeve studs are missing? And
oh, Sam, Why do you, not cit straight
and squsre 80 conpeet ia the crow
dsd car, and not angle out into twics
y much room q you really need?
Simply, { ssppess, o Loline and
susy because they are not you. And,
psghaps Aftsr ILL they might b worse.
Ra6A60n Y ~ we're uaiadful Of these
little things, they might be hns and
fnical, though I know man who 10
mindful and not hnical, II IL better
to be greathsarted than rub your shoes
on the door, loe. though happy 10 the
woman who's Sam u the one and
does the other. An extra tabls-c!oth
now and then does not becloud the
sHaagshg; bst hsw ed II would -
to b married to somebody else who
wasSgngon Keeping the cover spot
isss, pnd not 70 Fred. who h 10 full Of
hsalehfutsetlvity md mental energy
and eood dhs6e that 10 gssticulatss
witha lsolsN61of gravy! suppose
the hct q that al masculins.stock ID
subject TO shrinkage and ifthat shrink
age 10 only In little, unimportant'm mat
tsrs that do not lay hold Of character
or largely affect happiness, or bring
deep and bittef and onuttsrable dissp.
pointmeAt, one would better class
them with diversions than try to
make capital out Of them as trials. II
you cannot slowly and swestly change
he Ethioptao's skin and the leopard's
spot. and the probability Is that you
cannot-ths next best thing IL to re-
ioics that your Ethiop, though black.
10 comedy. and that even his spots
make the leopard splendid beast =
Gal HUyS1o3 T@T 70 n ~
The first bill offered 10 Congress for
the repeal Of the increased salary bill
vas offered BY Senator Wright. OF this
State. on the first day Of the sessio D.
The following 10 Che OAl In fall:
Rp1d a. That 20 much Of
thtx66f kaf6h3 }. 1879. entitled ran
oct making appropriations for the leg
isiativs. sxsan1iys and indtcisi sxpsn-
- Of the government. for the fiscal
yeAe easing JDss =. 1874. !" - provides
for the incrsass Of the salaries OF the
RrmtdapA Vis~ Rsesidpst, and other;
0me1is thsrsln nasdsd. b. and the
same y hereby repsa6eA, as6 ~ ssi-i
asies and compsnsation d ~ said ON.
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