The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1873-11-21
ODDS AND ENDS.


4 the worms in the chesnuts are roast
ed alive. She says if this, is not
cruelty TO animals" she would like
to know what is. 7"' TT 0'"3'.1 ~
When a young lady gets a letter
! she carries it in her hand, but cou>
4 pile ofipounds of sausage she mans
ages to squeeze into her pocket. a
'Little Tommy didn't disobey
mamma, and go in swimming, did
he y "No mamma; Jimmy Brown
and the rest of the boys went in,
but remembered, and would not
disobey you.' "Aud Tommy never
tells lies, does heY' "No, mamma,
or | could not 60 to Heaven
P"rhen how does Tommy happen to
have on Jimmy Browns Shirt"
A punster challenged sick mans
vote at an election, on the ground
that he was an ill legal voter.
A sign in barber's shop window
announces shoots BACKED inside"
1t is suggested that this must be
very bad for the stockings.
A veteran observer says that
little baby is an easy thing to love,
'but big baby is hard thing to
dove, especially, if you have married
her or him. Neg
/ At,a,Lotel table one, boarder re-
marked to his neighbor: "This
must BE a healthy place for chick
ems. ~ i"Why w. asked the other.
because ! never see any dead ones
heresbopts.", ,,,. ,di 70 eas3~ hra
Johannes Schelkugwanllilati and
Miss PrzbylowleXz were married at.
Leayenworth, the other day, and
the town clerk, who made out the
license HAS had cramps ever since.
Two young ladies and Mr. Thad,.
deus O'Grady were couversing on
Hage, when ono of them put tho ques-
ton, (Which Of us do you think
the elder, Mr.. O'Grady y "Sure,"
replied tho gallant IrisIiman, "You
both look younger than each other,
1t is. the Bowling Green Democrat
which tells this: "During an adj.
dress by Mr. 1,,'in Allen county,
few days ago, a gentleman in the
audience arose partly tohis feet, and
with pathetic tenderness remarked !:
"Ouch!m lie HAD been sitting on
a wasp, and the wasp had just nos
ticed ii. 9n a4sfs9ioi 7dI y
A citizen Of Leae}sTnNwaorth recent,
ly offered $4,000 to anybody who
would marry, his cross'eyed daughT
ter, and in q single week eight hun.
bred strangers came forward and. APP
Piled for the situation. And every
one of them swore, too, that there is
nothing half so sweebinslife as loves
young dream of crossreyed girl. i
Reason requires culture to expand
it, 1t resembles the fire concealed
in the flint, which, only shows itself
when struck with the steel.
He who reforms himself has done
moro towards reforming the public
than crowd Of noisy, impotent pa
triots. - iasrtl ATT
Josh Billings says, very truly
You'd better not know so much,
than to know so many things that
amt so. 7
Courtship is defined, by q man
who pretends to know, as "the Skin
misl befofe'the regular battle"
(" Many young men arc so IMPROVE
dent that they can't keep anything
bptlate hours. .3h T 7
u Alba Kansas City merchant wants
TO know Of q stranger sis whether he /
buttoned his shirt behind Or not. , III
he does, he l,s cant .c credit in thha!
town d
j. 4.Wl0, made you f'iwag sshs9s Of
small girl. She replied, God
made me that length" Indicating
with her hands the length Of a. ne w
born infant, "and i tgrewed the rest
myself .dsausya1 II asoq 7
ID FARrs.--A young sinan ,)ss@ho
knows all about it, states that ,his
experience has taught him that a.
fift Is u fool, Who delights IN fooling
fools, and thcfooI who ID fooled by
aaolr a fool iai,he ifoolishest kindsof a
fool He's been fooled badly, VIC
should judgo,.,s1. ., ,ss,aesA j
!, hAtAreyival meeting iqee ofthsi
interior towns Of Mississippi the
minister observed one Of Tie congre-
gatiofh to be sound. 'asfeepe Shock.
|, ed atasiicha sigbt;4the good man
went up to the unconscious spersons
awokc him and asked bimjf heI was a.
Christian, ''No, said the man. u am
Faaa5r Off He@SPap9. "s'ssf'hcniA lql
the hame God let Us pray rh replied
the devoted minister, grcatly.ast
isis. iisglhsd at sqehrapi aprs pxSr- aluW
The famous wit4and beauty, Lady
Woriley Montague, made the most
sarcastic observation ever published
about her own sex. a'It goes far, y
she said. "to reconcile me to being a
woman when reflect that am thus
IN no danger Of ever marrying