The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-02-26

uOE pronounce you nan Snd-hanc
over the $40 before 20 any further /
the way Coaneeti,a; elsrgymsn have Q
ssezriuz Their tes-
A Midland uzn, Stter gazing loug and
zrtgutivslv st the telegraph, amused 5 By
s.znis- With the remark, = I've noticed
tbs. thlas often, an dzrnsd If shouldn't
Ike 20 See Il work
A lauil4iy who rejoiced TO ind that
shs co1l6 rent her upper rooms 70 5
eozpIs without children, writes how long
/. requires for 5 u5iile-sged mzn 70 Be-
come 81 accomplished clog dancer
When sydney Smith had sravsly list
s1ei 10 the details Of uad dogs course
through The streets q LoudoR-bow he
fi-b,e1ed ) Bishop, aud vas st length
dispatched with d15eulty-,he clerical
VII remarked that - be should Ike 70 hear
the dos's side OF the story.
ANlwzukse p4pe- haS this delicate per
s5uzl item. Those who know nice Old
Mr.. Wilson. ofthls placs, personally, vii
rezret 10 hear thzt be waS assaulted n ;
crcI manner hSc week, bat was not
killed.
There zre sid 10 Be good reasons for
szpPgsiuz that sentimental young laiies
wbo write poems about death and the
grave, have boIes II their stockings.
M-s. Lubin has been Installed Is pastor
g. : Western pulpit Sweet Is the SAVIOR
othe- uz-s. and sweet her sa1eticy- No
dozbs, SAYS, the Boston Gl56e there
VII be some extracts from her seruous@ :
4 lzdy showing 20 ! friend the photo
graph q herself and husband was told
thz- tie zeu,Isuz1's was much the better
Likeness. q Yes. nv dear she answered,
s. but then you know men are 20 very easy
70 catch
How far / /. 70 Cub creek = asked
srzrsIz- Of Duteh w0uau- Only zhoost
3 little v1yz As It four, SIX, eight or
ten niles e iuparisutIv asked the Stran-
ger Yzs, I diaks It i, Ssrenely replied
tie u-m0vsd zate-lcseper.
One 0s Charles Lambs friends, visiting
him with his wife aud children happened
IN the course Of couTerS4-iou, 10 repeas
The cd saving. One fool makes many
Al indeed said Lamb, msrrIIy, pointing
70 the chfIdrsu- vo1 have = fine famiIy.
I I-cuder whittier these clouds are 70
i1z3 sid poetic contributor 70 5 mAga-
zre ei1-or, peuS5veIy, a. she pointed with
her dsE-ats finger 70 the heavy masses
that fo4ted IN the sky outside the editors
window. think they are gong TO thun-
der. sid the editor.
A l4dy Who made pretenSious 70 the
most refined feelings went 10 her butcher
20 reu5uszrate Nth him On his cruel prae-
tioes How can yo1 Be 50 barbarouz as
% put little innocent lambs 10 deash =
q. Why. madam said the butcher, You
surely wouldn't e4s then aIve, would
youz-
i wooden wedding-uarrying block
bad 4 golden veddinz-marryiug for
money. j crystal we,idIng-m4rryiug
= glass eve 4 TN wedding marrying
4 zi-zm4id- j paper weidiug-uarrying
81 Editor \ silver weidiuZ-m4rrying
zu oh maid Of o.. An iron Welding
blacksmith AHneu wedding
! Izauiress-
A EeIEkuowu Connecticut clergyman
had 4 deacon who insisted upon leading
the singing at the prayer meetings
H Eaz 4 great blundsrer, and sang al
tie sd znd ueIeuch0Iy tunes be could
think Cf The hymn Eas given out-
IIors % srsal rhiie lylE
TIE deacon began I love 20 steal to
Near. when he broke down he started
With Dundee. - love 10 steal The
third rime he commenced and broke down
=he1 the pastor arose sud graveIy said
4 an sorry FOR our brothers propensity,
VII some brother pray.