The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-11-27

Natures tailoring-a potato patch.
An air of importance-One's first
breath.
The buckwheat is 1.-THE cake" at
present.
The tide of emigration to Texas con-
tinues in the South.
The crash has had a clean wipe in
the matter of towels.
1t is estimated that $4,000 plug hats
were won on the result of the Ohio cleo.
ton.
The debt of New York Citv is az
large in proportion as that of the United
States.
An iron will, silver voice, plenty of
brass, and little tin, will win golden
opinions.
The last iion-tamer has been chewed
up for the season. Menageries gone into
winter quarters.
An old negro woman of Duluth
cures toothache by rubbing her hand over
the patients cheek.
Coffee is getting so high priced in
Georgia that people are saving persimmon
seed to use rs substitute.
"A Nashville man boasts of owning
the battle of New Orleans.
The Cincinnati Commercial is of opin.
ion that 1.-The acquittal of Stokes placed
premium upon assassination"
AN Indiana Judge has decided that
woman has right to cuff her hired girl
for leaving an outside door open.
With a total lack of professional
courtesy, some Sherburne County, Mimi,
wolves chased couple of lawyers five
miles.
Portland, Me-, is making an effort to
suppress shaving on Sunday, which the
BARRIERS regard as altogether unrazor-
nable.
One female clerk in the Treasury De.
partment can count 5000 notes in an
hour, and has counted 1000 in twenty
minutes.
I'm the dictionary of trade, which fate
has reserved for embarrassed manhood,
there is no such word as fail" 1t is
suspension.
An Eastern clergyman recently de-
clared that the whistling of railroad en-
CINE on Sunday "snorted defiance in the
face of heaven"
"A New York thief tied lady to the
leg of a piano and then ransacked the
house. This is another reason why folks
shouldn't keep pianos.
The Shaker Society of South Union,
KY, has offered to adopt and educate
| fifty of the children orphaned by the re.
cent pestilence in Memphis.
"A Cincinnati man bought his wife two
thousand papers of pins the other day.
He said he'd stop her jawing about pins
| If It took his house and lot.
"A Maine paper speaks of "Miss -
-, an unmarried maiden lady" At
least one single solitary one Of those
words might have been spared.
"A widowed mother, three SONS and
two daughters were all married at the
same time in Cincinnati. They were
bound to keep it in the family.
Trying to do business without adver-
Using is like winking at a pretty girl
through q pair of green goggles. You
know what your doing but nobody else
does.
| = The reputation of man is like his
shadow; sometimes follows and some
times precedes him; it is sometimes
longer, sometimes shorter, than his natu-
raj size.
| "A Salt Lake City paper declares that
| Brigham Young's new house will be lone
of the most gorgeous and costly resi-.
dences anywhere between sunrise and
sunset"
| -Coleridge, when lecturing as young
man, was once violently Missed. He i'm.
mediately retorted, "When a cold stream
of truth is poured on red.hot prejudices,
no wonder that they hiss"
| 1T having been said that since her
marriage Nilsson is more free with her
voice than before, cynical exchange re-
marks that probably that news came
from her husband, poor fellow"
There is refuge for prosecuted hus-
bands in the Sandwich Islands. Under
the beneficent rule of King Bill hus-
band can divorce himself from his wife if
in his opinion she talks too much.
| The cheek of some women is astound-
ing. Mrs. Cranston, out at Davenport, for
instance, demands some two thou.
sand dollars for simply settling in that
town. She settled in q mud-hOle as she
was getting out of stage.
"A new style of wall paper for dining.
rooms has medallions of game and birds,
real skin and real feathers being used.
The figures are raised on light back.
ground, which is very effective. Flowers
are also introduced of wax and linen tied
together with bright colored ribbon.