The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-04-16

lauE cOu0uclcfr-Lspe.
EIhas The soldier likes besl-the pay-geut.
Th0urh pavnbrOkers shop is crowded, it is
sti a lonesome place.
An exchange says that brother editor slipped
doEu and broke his scissors arm.
Daurhisrcultural show, is the latest name for
81 evening party. The girls don't like it
What is the difference between Fixed stars and
sbooting-si The one are suns, the other
da-is-s-
When has man ghost Of chance Of ap-
paaslne hIs appetite When he's a-gOblin' up
luTihing
Why can persons occupied IN canning fruit
store away more Of II than any body else BE
c41se tbey oGL
A man who fell into the lake at Buffalo. the
other DAY says that II Eas new Erie in bis life,
as usli as unpleasant one.
A new paper ~ Texas starts out with the an
uouBuemsui that a in religion we are conserva-
tre. and we intend to adhere TO the cash sys-
ten
A gashiug poet asks in the first line Of 3 re-
cent efasiOa. How many weary pilgrims lie ?"
We give Il NJ. bat experience has taught Us that
there ara good many.
A drunkard. on being told that the earth is
ruuod and turns on It's axis all the time, said
believe shat. for I've never been able to stand on
de earned thipg-7
When the Veodome column is restored"
sad a Freedman 10 q German, I'VE mean 10
pui French soldier on the top Right"
szi5 the German, that is place of safety
WIZ do you spend so much money on your
E7es fu1suiyn asked a man Of a neighbOr.
Al SIR vas the reply. "a she wosId have done
As much for me, and more 100, with pleasure"
A gentleman. on leaving hotel where be bad
bssn stopping several days, rewarded the atteu-
uB1 Of un OBJ liging servant with gratuity. All"
sad he man. long may your honor live, and
may make your fires hereafter"
-Ii seems 70 me that Mrs C.s hair was nearly
E-zy a year a-o." Yes, nearly " But now it is
perfectly black" An. yes you know she has
lost bsr husband since then
When Madame Recsmier was getting very old,
thosgh she preserved her beauty nearly till the
end. she once said 70 q friend who compIimented
her on the preservation Of Der charms: "Alas, you
CAT not deceive me. The chlmney-sweeps don't
tu-u tbeir heads any more in the streets"
A EiIe asked Der husband for new dress. he
rspiisa, e Tines are bard, ny dear-so hard can
hardy keep NY nose above water" WhereupOn
ste rstu-tsi. You can keep your nose above
E1isr easy enough. # you have mind too bat
he srOuble e thai you keep it too much above
brandy
People Eho believe the current stories about
intelligent 6ags and their sagaciOus conduct win
60abiiszs b. glad 70 hear that lost dog in Nor
idlk, Va having seen bis masters advertisement
q his beng lost in one Of the local prints,
F-uuFtly vent home
Eumsliae-Dezr ne, that Is a charming song.
Ifls quite nsE to me. Have you ever heard it
bsiu-s- Algys Alrsrnoo-Yaas, think have
uns q Aribu SuIlivauIs, beIieve-sOmetbing
about fss-- The s0ou-white les or The
Ehiss suoE les or . The snow lies xhite,r-"I
o0uf rusolleci which. and it's all the same|
Do yo1 e.zt things here ?" inquired Yam
kss The othr day. as be sauutered into foundry
and uaarsszsa the proprietor. +" Yes. we DO"
% Fou c.st Il kids Of things 10 iron. eh ?" vas
tn next qusrF. Certainly don't you see it's
or busiusasg" aAhi vel, cast q shadow, will
FouT He Eas cast O1t.