The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-12-06

What s rolati9n "a p ii j. A dlR9s lR9s to 9 maj re
ls, sssaps g1s sAg@Ss}lss an9SS hJ's9A! W5
Our boarding mistress motto ideal
sageatlyMitR the ih9efring: !" saigaa laa
Canada is sending out missionaries ,iisnaIiie
to1ndia. IndiaEougbs to reciprooate.
1T is said that's every editor on the
Baston Posts wears spectaoes.
Rofore! !slases were used people multi.
pIsa on the taceSof the Garth. s
The bess remedy for meychantile
sroubles-A liberal use Of printers ink.
Athens, Ga, ,hss paper named Cat
with the motto Il can scratch
When does gardner most resemble
Nor7afs father? When he weeds his
phlox. I'll lf}5G 4 S.a =
Mrs. Partington says she gets up
every morning at the shrill carrion of
Sd the ehandalier..g q gas'
Psychological novels is what the eli
tics call those novels which are not loui
cal in any other way.
"What is your name, little gir?"
eaaa iiHaissssa=<ssssl ianie= @aMinn;e
Don't; that's what Mamma calls me-"
1t was mean thing for Danial Web
ster to do-:o stick aEa,a3 with hay
stick over in Jsggsy ply the other day.
In pennsylvsGida, lady Hooked BY 4
neigh boris bull for wearing red dress.
now bemoans that she has no redress
"Loss of china packet ship!' cx:
claimed Mrs. Partington. "No wondc !,
when iron ones areRt Away safe" L
In Wisconsin mansreportedgthat, he
couldn't find word in the dictionary
because tho blasted book hudn got a,
index.
A poor Keokuk, Iowa, woma had no
!, money to give toward b :ildipg tho now
church, but sheschssrfrlly worked four
daR slginglihsst cdifoem Sg ~
s - maege lfiashtaf. f.PsoFiash lad .his ad,
sertnsing wagon follows a funeral pro
cession, and it was very properly tipped
into the ditch by the mourners.
A Detroit bootblacl has bank ac
count of 81 100, much to the surprise OF
all who know how much backing is re
quired BY the ayersgey MAiShi gan sboota
A blaine WomahSato four quarts Of
Oysters ct one ye, sitting ii jthe other day, aud
won Que hundred dollars BY SO doing
( which, after deducting. gher burial exl
penses, eighty five dollars to commence
the next world witlt9[TC}Or)
The CorgrcgotonaHst advises its
readers to ''sit at the feet Ola horse and
lcarn humility epsHJust so,p says the
California Ne9sLltts,; @s'sit5 down a.
the feet Of a mule, and ifhc don't .humi
liats gfsgA EhissaiI aud the in. |
aidsof his legs will stable fork"
"Now then, madam, please look stca ste
dily at this place on the wall, said II.
photographer to good aunt Elizabeth,
when he had put her iu position, and
the plate in the camera, a,F7They deur,old
lady looked hard at tbeidssignatedss SPOT
from her seat, then got up, walked across
the floor, and minutely inspected III, ,tand
then, tuning to the photographer, gently
remarked, II don't sec anything there F."
A hard temp pesdeilsee 81 A rkan<as;g
fancying that . Methodist revival
preacher ":neant. lin" in one of his
painted edsEEeraIona S.sent 3hima challenge
The minister accepted it, stating that
the Weapons woullatsY'fsibles aur
Prayer" This no6plussed the ohalleny
er, and he procured a 'court of honor.
to sit on athe patter:,s;ss The s'conrt, =
which cdshiStsd OF Six experienced |
duellists, dsdlafcdzftiiat clerg ma ii
was at fault, "ns no gentleman, when
challenged, hasaai right to select weap
ons to which the challenger is totally
unaccustomcd."
In Virginia City, Nevada, a gentle
man has placed on each side Of the
gravel walk leading from his front seat
to his dqors s3hapdsomeirony fence, the
top rail psSThieh il made Of gas pipes
filod v;teE daSllSbIo.