The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-08-14

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ffem Cluzlnusg, tae aitsF Day, q young
mas aame on board leading q b.aAing
3suW By ,be band sod approaching lhe
polite clerk. said ,a suppressed voice.
lfsn rae sad my wife have Iast Eal
maglei. and am booking Tor aeegmmo.
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Looking f5rs b.nh Aafg'y Inquired
Tie clerk, passing tickets oBt to smother
Hsaeagef
a hlra' thunder and lightning, mol
gasptd tA5 sst9nHbed maui wo haiul
bot jusi got married. we want s. place
% siay aHnighfyoa know.
- yoapg man 800 Peoria sought to se.
He BIS sweetheart by strategy; 50 De
took her oat iof 8 boat ride anl threaten.
ei 20 jump overheard into the lake Il she
wouldn't marry him, Ii did not work.
She offered 10 Bet him q dollar that bee
dsgu't dive In.
AS some lady visitors were recently
going through aptuiteuliay, under thc es-
or. Il ID superintendent, they came to a
room ia which three women were sew
ing.
Dear me one ofihe visitors whispered,
what yieous-lookine creaiurcsl Pray
what arc they here fors
Because they have no other home.
THIS Is oar stting-room, aud they are
my wife and two daughters, answered
the superintendent
An Ohio boy cat of four Of bis toes
that be might not be made to 20 to sun
day school.
a Young man in the street being
charged with laziuess, was asked If he
took II from bis father. think not said
The disrcspeetful son, fathers got an the
lazlness be ever bad.
a wag loaned horse aud buggy to
q clergyman. The horse ran away with
him and finally threw him out. The wag
claimed credit for having been instrument
tal IN spreading the gospel.
What is the difference between a
pulse and a policemanl--One Is always
90 beat aud tie other often Off
"A sportsman in Richmond, Virginia,
recently mistook the red turban Of col.
orcd lady, which he saw moving about
through the branches for large robin,
and lodged a charge Of shot In it. The
supposed robin promptly rctaliated with
brick.
An afflicted German caused the fol-
lowing 10 be inscribed ON bis wife's tomb.
stone; Mine wife Susan IS dead: if she
had life till mex Friday she'd pin dead
shust two weeks. Asa tree falls so must
j sian-alI things IS impossible nit
God.
Grace Greenwood relates as an in.
stance Of the extravaganza Of New En-
gland hnmor that when young farmers
wife made her first boys pants az large
Ia front as behind, the father exclaimed.
Goodncss hc won't know whether he's
going to school or coming home.
A wicked wretch in Madison. Wis,
took a seat IN church directly behind bis
rival who had got away with Sarah Jane,
and during the service slipped an active
cllnch bug down his back. II made the
fellow 80 uneasy that hewas compelled to
leave the church, and the other fellcr went
home with the girl.
"A ten year old bonsling to school
mate Of his fathers accomplishments. |
puts !, thus; Ny father can do almost
anything He's notary public, aud he's |
a rpotbecary, and he can pull teeth, and
hes = horse doctor. and he can play the
fiddle, and he's a Jaekass At ail kinds oil
trades.
"A sbo5l-girl In one Of the rural dis.
trje's was overheard trying to convince !
6 sehooj-ioll9w That She liked him better
than she did some other urchin OF whom
De seemed Jealous Ofcourse ] like Won
better lhau Do Dill, said she, for don't T.
mis-, words Ia ms peIlng lesson on par /
pose 70 as 10 Dc down 20 the foot Of the
class, where goa arc
"A Baptist paper 10 Ohio was sent for
nine years 10 subscriber who never
paid a cent for g. The other day the /
newspaper was returned to The patient
aud Iongsniefiug publisher with the af /
fsc'Iug pencil note on IT, margin: Gone
70 better world. The editor ia a very
pious map, but It Is reported tha,
BIZ iaiih u terribly shaken in regard to
TIE accuracy Of The information
a minister had a negro 10 his family. /
One sunday when be wgs preaching, be
happened % took ia the pew where the
negro was and could hardly contain him.
self a. Dig saw the negro, who could not
read "a write = wonl, serlbbllng away
n'ot iadafirI1a.ly, After meeting. he
ssia 20 Cha Hcsuo Tom, ahal were you
doing b tae eauna Taking notes massa;
Ail Dig gemmea take notes Bring your
boles here said hs master Tom brought
his aoles, which looked more Ike Chinese