The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-05-14
Variety.

The last appeal: The sbOemaker's strike.
Men Of shining qualities Day and Martin.
Chicago possesses sixty miles of wooden pave
ment
MeaiOcrity can talk but it is for genius to OBJ
serve.
Floating capital-The beiresses bathing at
Long Branch.
What is that by losing an eye has nothing but
= nose leftf A noise.
A Texas poet has written an epic called q" The
Railroad 10 Heaven
Do not GO 10 law unless you have nothing TO
lose; lawyers houses are built on fools heads
Why is a clergyman like locomotive Be
cause you are 10 look ont for him when the bell
rings
The laws Of Iowa no longer make any distinc-
ton between husband and wife in their control
over iheir own property
The Iowa Q0alers and Presbyterinns are fight
iIg on opposite sides Of the capital punishment
question.
An Ingenious colored resident Of Mobile got rid
Of his mOihsI-in-aw by taring aud feathering her
and setting her on FIRE.
The robins are singing cheerily in Tennessee,
and the blue-bird wiggles his tail in estacy from
the feBce-Posis.
Some blsrsted foreigner says " Give an
American a newspaper and pie, and be will
make himself comfortable anywhere :"
Brigham Young paid seventy-fve dollars to
tlks his family to the circus. the other day, and
only took part Of the children at that
ColldE to the Senate would to God that
not Only thou bat also all that hear me this day,
were both almost and altogether such as am,
ezogf 6lsss boadS."
Don't borrow a newspaper; nearly all the cpl
denies are spread IN this way. If you don't
want the smallpox take your paper direct from
tbe p1blisher-
A lad 10 Hartford, whose 9Th birthday occurred
lately. asked his parents il schools would keep
open on hat day. adding, They didn't on Mr..
EashiagiOas birthday"
Laura. q correspondent Of newspaper, asks
" What is woman without clothes ?" We fail to
answer. never having made specially OF inter.
vieuing them IN that condition,
A Ssc1nento stabIeman bought an interest in
Areedy-Rade clothing store, recently, and occa-
s0uzny stariies customer by going at him with
brush, with cautiODary {" whoa, there J"
An old lady in Georgia who saw locomotive
fur The rs tine recently looked at 1t cnriously for
while, aud as II came pulling along inquired anx-
lousy, : What PGsbed the darned thing alongs"
Wbsn tie decisioa IN the Jumel case in favor
Of Chase, the defendant, was given, the ladies Of
The Chase family manifested their delight by |
cr0Ediur around and kissing Charles 0'Connor,
che counsel for the defence
IL the transformation scene of Roughing II" |
nov on the boards at the Grand Opera House,
New York, SIX little girls are introduced, who |
z-s t7lpleis and the children Of two sisters at
tacbed 70 tbe corps Of the theatre.
From Rising Sun, Ind., comes the history of
a husbaL5 and wife who have not spoken to each |
other Tor more than twenty years, although living
II the sane house and eating at the same table.
The trouble originated in dispute whether the /
old Gov died from being strangled by cOrn-cob |
Or a SQUASH
they had mairimOuy POddilg with very fine 1
vine sauce for dinner. he got through with the
s1aos Ehan nine host kindly inquired, Z" Will
you have some more OF the pudding2n No,
thznk e. was the reply but will thank you
Tor liisie more Of the iutmenL7
AiaPssy where questions were asked, and
faCsti1us Il NOT felicit0uE answers were expected,
ooa-dssis- asked What legal authority was the
far0riis Eith his trade. One answered, Coke"
RirtL- said the coal-dealer. Another suggest
ed Bia5kssooe." Good. too" said the ques-
toas. Then 3 little haud-faced man in the
eurnsr pred Out Lttletou." whereupon the
ooaldsaier sat down EithOat saying anything.
A Fsung local editor Of an Arkansas paper does
Al ohitua-y n0tics fhss: The sister angels Of
the duosnssd piaiag at her absence from their
hazrU1lT rbods, foatei down on jeueIled pinious,
and b1re Ter hsck 70 her native skies. She was
Eood u1rEar and was known IRON the great
urU of the uest to the eastern seas as prsem-
inuut,F lorrly tFps of the Sunday school teacher
and cazrV szEsa u the Teek days