The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-02-27
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big enuH tew-eonvey yure meaning yu
kan make up yure mind, that yu don t
mean much. b ga
We admire modesty in a woman for
the same reason that we admire bravery
IN man. I'll III Il
? Genuine grief * ike pen1tence, not
klamerous but subdued; sorrow from
the hous tops and penitence in market
place shows more ambishun than piety
the best thing that experience
kan do for US liz tew larn US how tew en-
joy mizery. ~ Lsae
1t is a great art few .kno how tew
''gather figs from thissles,''. but philoso.
ply reaches it.
The reazon viii so phew people are
happy in this world il bekause they mis-
take their boddys for their souls $3.50
We are poor not from what we need,
but from what we want; necessiiys are
not only natral, but cheap.
| had rather hav drop ov pepmint lie
than quart ov pepnlint essence-1 had
rather drink out ov spring than to drink
a..hundred yards beio, for this reazon,
when | read book it IL one written BY
an OLD author vhoze thoughts the mod
ern writer haz attempted tew improve b
dilutin
The world il phull of heroes and hero
ines, and the reazon viii so many on
them live unnoticed IL bekause they a
dorm every day life and not an ockashun.
All suckcessful firts have sharp eyes,
one they keep on yu and one on the
other phellow.
& Vanity IL called disoreditabIe pasbun,
but the good things that men do kan
oftner be traced to their virtew.
Man is lilly eddicated animal.
Don't never phrovesy, yang man, fol-
if yu phrovesy wrong nobody viii for,
get it, and if you phroYest right noboddy
will remember it.
Toung-tied wimmen are very 8karse
and very valuable. .esz
Ezcentricity when they are natral are
sum indikashun of superior mind,
thoze who think different from Others
are apt tew ackt different.
Vain men should be treated az boys
treat bladders. bio them up till they
bust. fg
1t is CRATE art tew be superior few
others without letting them kno it.
Thare IL not only plum but there Il
virtew in hafty laf; animals kant laR
and devils wont.
Don't never quarrel with "a loafer.
Skurrillity IL biz trade; yu never kan
meke him ashamed, but he IL sure tew
make yu.
[ have alwuz noticed that he IL the
best talker whose thoughts agree with
our own. -#-re-
He who acquires wealth dishonesty. Is
to corrupt tew enjoy it. =
When beset with misforting we should
do az sailors do in gale-run before the
wind. as-r- ~
Adversity il the fire that tempers the
iron ov man into steel.
| never had a man cum few me for ad-
wise yet but what soon discovered that
he thought more of hiz own oplnyun
than he did ov mine
Edukashun that don't learn a man
how tew think IL, like knowing the null
tiplikashun forwards but not backwards
Suckcess in this life il Ike watching
Tor rat-the rat IL qnite as apt tew cum
out at tie other end oy the hole.
Adversely haz the same effect on
phool that hornet dnz on a mule-it
sets them to liking bak.
One of the privileges o7 old age seems
to be tew give advise that nobody viii
phollow. and relating experiences that
everybody distrusts All sA<R
An ill-natured man and an old chawed
up ball tarrier are just the things to set
side b side sumwhare 10 the sun, and
fte flies for amusement
Vice in the young fills US with horror
in the old, with disgust.
Ambishun is as natral ter the soul ov
man as blood IL tew hiz boldly. Thale
AIM shu black ON tho face ov the earth
but what behaves he kan shine EN- up"
lcetle better than emmy one else
The only thing that we are positively
sure ov in this life seems to be the oaly
thing that we think amt never going tew
happen, aud that iz-death i
The CRATE desire ov mi life is tew a.
muse sumboddy. had rather be able
tew set the muitiplicashuu table to sum
lively tune than few hav bin the author
oy it. ask ae.7 aLa "a
The man who never makes emmy blum
ders seldom makes emmy good hits. sst
Truth il the only thing that time can
not destroy and eternity cannot dispense
with.
Life IL short. buff VI notis The way /.
most people spend their time, yu would /
suppoze that life was everlasting. II
The great advantage ov good breeding I
IL that it makes the phocls endurable. !
The snobs are all either half breeds or
.dung-hiiis
Forms and ceremonys are just az much |
necessary in the church as uniforms to
the field; strip an army of its eoaL AIDES
and brass buttons. aud it will bekum a /
mob
Inbred people are alwus the mosel
earimonius, the kitchen alwaz beats the
parlor ID punktillio.
Il You want tsw he good, all you hav |
tew do IS tew obey God, lev man, aads
hate the devil RI ~
Poiteness IL the cheapest investment
| kno ov, it iz1lightning another man
kandle bi yours. 60 - 49,
/ rather admire the ipsolent. ciYilty cf
bulI-tarrier, who only growls when I
pass By him, but never did like it in a
man.
To be good critic requires more
brains and Judgment than most men pos
sesS. 81