Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1873-05-15
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
COLLECTOR of the Port-A wine mer-

CUSOts
NcrEs on education-schoo teachers
wages.
A LASTING impression-the strike Of
the Crispins. s..z~z<Z-zs.-.
Ix1AxrR1 1t mess-children over : :
Jug Of molasses. = - .zZ
A 1Avozzzz dish at sailors' boarding
houses-seacEie. ~ Esa E*3ssaS Szs..ssssz5 Szszzsss=57
WHEN il = man like . ladys dress
when he i gored. S.
R0uaR et noir-Sending neRroeS to
fight the Indians. :--s5 =
WY did Cane kill his brother-be-
cause he was Able. -
PRoDucr Of the granges-s crop Of
sgrarian politicians. s.*zzz .sss1.zz - -
THE last chapter IN the Ezie test
ament-Revelations. -. ...,zsszsy..-- 80
ADv1Rerrx's storms turns the milk of
human kndEess sour.
Tn cotton crop in Louisiane il ten
days in advance Of last year. ~
- -FRAxcH IL more cheerful since she
got rid Of the (Prussian) blues
OFERA-ooHRs sre uDconscinully avar-
icious, being 20 fond Of Lucca.
WHAT country does . sun-burned
Turk remind you Oft Turk-is-tan.
PRkAcHER's ltbographed mann
scripts are really ''sermons in stones"
Co11RDoE said that tolerstion was
impossible till Indifference made it
worthless.
WITHOUT earnest convictions, no
great or sound literature is conceivable.
Lowell. ;...-
TALENT e that which is in q mans
power; genius II that in whose power
.Hs that lives in fear of death, every
moment feels ito tortures. I viii die
but once Julius Cessr.
HE who is only in good health, and il
willing to WORK, has nothing to fear in
this world.-Lessing. -
WIZ are geese like opera dancerse
Because no other animal can stand so
long on one leg. .--~.,.---s-. &
A FLORIDA man has killed 800 alliRa-
tors since the middle of December,
none of them less than i've feet long.
II il proposed to introduce civil SER
vice reform among the uncivil street
car conductors.
When Josh Billings was writing his
lecture on milk he walked about to.
churn his thoughts.
PAR1s5 in abolishing gloves, DEGREES
them to be the cramped invention Of
frivolous mind.
TINS motto stands at the head of the
Albany (Ga. News:.
It 10 not birth, nor rank, nor state,
It's the get-up-and-get that makes man great.
TINS is . new version of the old cou-
plet which sayH, never had dear
gaselle, &c. y: - .s
"'Twas ever thus !: from caildhood's hoar
rve-seeu my fondest hopes take flight,
never held larooaEd bower,
Bnt some one took it with the right
AwHrr1 frost on the morning Of the
18th did such serious damage through.
out the state of Texas that in many
localities large part of the corn and
cotton viii have to be replanted.
i A VER1loxr school teacher has struck
the thing at last He makes uDruly
boys turn . g1indstone ono thousand
times, while another boy bears on with
4 stick of wood.
i THKR is only one thing certain
about tho Vienna Exposition, and that
is this, that everybody in this country
who sends anything there will claim
that they obtained the first medal.
In spite of Boutwell,, the currency
isn't elastic. You can't stretch q s. to
SO bill, and if you try it you only
demonstrate the legal tenderness Of
the paper. $1,000 -. ;.
Youxa ladies' Who wish to keep their
; fair hands free from chaps-but there
il NO need Of giving the prescription.
as there are no such young ladies.
Their hands are made for chaps -
their fingers for rings, and their hips
for kisses. -..... .sss....z- =. l. <. =.
ssHAxDLK AND HAY DONE" is an ag-
ricultural announcement, writes =
: Rhode Island farmer. Mowsart and
:. Beethoven certainly smack of scythes
|. aud crops. Wagner il but an abbre-
Walton of Wagner; 6chumann - not
far Of Schoo.Fly!
Al An exchange says that 6 . two-stoHy
! been burned" People in that neigh
!; borhood Who. have been aocustomed g
4 sleep on two story brick spring beds
i will have 70 put up something less
i luxurious for while.
J. Ex-NAYoR A. OXKEY HAIL is the
+ stJoe Jorum" of the Sunday Hmea.
. He has kept under water long while,
but The multiplicity of peculiar pans
. with which his drametic fesittetos.
. abounds has brought him to the sur
face for recognition.
;. A nHcENr lumbermanis circular esti.
= mates tho number Of railroad ties IN
:: present use IN the United States at
4 l50, ,OO0, 900. A cut of 400 ties TO the
! acre is above rather than under the
! average, and il therefore has required
!. the product of 10000 acres Of veil
= timbered land to furnish the supply.
!, ACANADA paper tells the story Of Z
J.; dog stranded upon hare Eoek IN III
. Niagara River Just below the Suspen.
t sion Bridge, and patiently waiting
n there for the floods to subside, and ren.
10 der his passage to the shore less dan
. gerous. The people on shore, Who at
"a first attempted to shoot the animal
\. now supply him with iood.
o SHAD and all other fish should b,
y killed when caught, and not left to !,
70 slow death. The difference in th
taste Of fish killed aud those allowed +
!" die is most marked in those of vigol
- GUS habits and containing much blood
y such as for instance our own bluehsl
- (and perhaps our shad.) Experienc
. has shown that fiah killed IN this way
70 and bled, viii retain their 6Imness an
8 freshness very much longer than thos
~ allowed to die i'm the ordinary manner
r. L. U. REAvn, "the capitol-mover,
bs addresses letter to the citizens of s.
At Louis, in which he says: I" propos
n. to 60 to the Vienna fair and distribut
or several thousand copies Of my book
an printed in the German language, th
a books to be distributed for the purpos
he OF setting forth the superb advantage
IA and possibilities of st. Louis and Mi
i~ sour and inviting capital and skille
=. labor 20 our midst for investment IN
or employment"
TIE hideous custom among Japanel
women of blackening their teeth IN
en- shaving their eyebrows on their BEN
is married, or reaching . marriageeb
ho age, il likely to die ont or becon
ta. abolished, for We learn that the En-
ts. press has set the example of innovatin
ew upon this old fashion, dictated o
"a. Asiatic jealousy, and hencefortA b.
1al teeth and eyebrows will he allowed
of remain as nature formed them. 1t
y, to h, honed that the Japanese WOme