Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-02-15
HERE AND THERE

ava hNAa q AAhAA " Vic Dull
Bismarck is writing his memoirs.
Coon meat is liked in Minnesota.
Flour costs $50 barrel In Texas.
"A good Side show-a pretty cheek.
Bolt upright-A balloon ascension.
-Johu Browns last follower Is dead
-0denbach will come to this country.
-Georgia has repealed her usury laws.
Flat falsehood-Lyipg on your back.
The cost of hollow walls "A holocaust.
Elk steak for epicures in indianapolis
The greatest army coutractor-Peace. .
Story is modelling bust of Beethoven
Eight rabbits for q dollar in Indiana.
How do lyour New Years resolutions
-Lucca uses tinted and scented curl
papers.
Female car conductors are the most
recent. t...
The latest invention is patert birds
nest.
Plato Is the name of a San Francisco
barber.
MIS-. Bloomer is still alive and living
In Iowa.
Cleveland car drivers mustn't swear
on duty.
Springfield, Mass, has a female city
physician.
Successful ministers often make poor
editors.
lumber.
"A C'nada blind woman cried till she
could see.
AN Iowa man has wool $50 years old.
"A California yearling infant weighs
more than Its pa.
--Gustave Dore suffers fearfally from
melancholy.
The home circle-walking about with
baby in the night
WHEN Brigham Young dies 81 widows
will mourn his loss.
The St. Louis Globe calls whisky
Intestine corroder."
-Garlbaldi is going to make tour of
scotland next summer.
The Georgia churches are having
possum lunch festivals.
Milwaukee is the centre of gravity Of
our national beer trade.
The Piute Indians burn the young
squaws that lrt.
The anvil chorus is now the stylish
tune for weddings.
A Georgia editor received watermelons
Tor Christmas gift.
Bucks county girls wear comsialk
bustles with comfort.
"A Houstan, Texas, cart-driyer has
s5O,OOO for wet day.
Michigan furiiers adorn their shops
with dried Indian scalps.
London is to have a new great daily.
o be called The Conservative.
Champaign is Ohio's brag temperance
county, iu spite Of the name.
-Hanmond, the revivsllst, gets $3.50
week for converting Dubuque.
Saginaw Bay, Michigan, has the
largest saw mill In the world.
-sitka, the principal city in Alaska. ia
burdened with debt of $50.
The late Edwin Forrest left real estate
located In six different States.
champagne is retailed by the slpuIe
glass IN a Broadway restaurant.
M Hton Marble, of the World. eats
an abundance Of beef steaks"
A Wisconsin justice Of the peace has
Just granted himsefa cheap divorce.
Days of grace on promissory notes.
we're aboli' ned in California on Jan. /.
-Zanesville, o., has nominated the city
editoF OF It's newspaper for mayofaity.
Pm the page that's ALWAYS red. -
said the boy ia buttons, with carroty hair.
Brooklyn, Iowa, has a nine. vear.old
tltef- who aa
"A leading gambler At Fort Scott
Kan, has subscribed $4,000 toward a new
church.
San Francisco claims to be becoming
" church'gong city" Something had
to be done.
-" 9entlemen's pantalonns upholstered
mere Is the siga near a skating park in
Titusvile, Pa.
The lide Of the late elephant Romeo
covers gig square feet andlis three quarters
of an inch thick.
A Western editor says Of neighbor
with quivering eyelld "that he stutters
in the eil eye 20
o W. Holmes says that with the
most men life is like backgammon-hali
skill and half luck.
Who was the straightest man spoken
Of In the Bible Joseph, because Pharaoh
made ruler of him.
A Buffalo youth revenged himself on
his rival by throwing coal dgst upon bis
enemy's new light colored pants.
An animal which is either a panther
or an escaped tiger, Is breaking up spelling
schools near Grand River, Mich.
If Mr.. Swords is not the sharpesi
member 10 the Fusion Senate of Louisiana
then there ID not much In Il name.
1t costs twenty dollars in Dayton
ONO, ior a locomotive engineer to ruu
over and kill man and his daughter.
The only man who ever had any repu
tatlon for honesty in Utah town is now
IN jan ior stealing drove of cattle.
The value of the manufactured PRO
duets OF New Hampshire ten years ag,
was S3',OOO,0OO. Now it is S71, 600, ,OOU.
Mrs. Myra Bradwell edits the Chicag,
Legal Neirs, which is one Of the finest lega
! papers In the country. She is able anC
r amiable.
Nilsson will exchange notes will
Americans again before the year expires
b Musical notes for greenbacks, four Of tn
latter per capita.
Minnesota BARRIERS don't keep surda,
wholly, but they have the conscience /,
, demand double price from all who ar
/ shaved on Sunday.
r. "A Young lady at Providence. N. Y.
r who is considered insane by her friends
has just finished a patchwork quilt con
f tanning l9,O45 pieces.
G A woman came into Springfield. Ill.
z recently, TO buy an artificial lower lay
c for her son, who had been blowing dow
D, a gun barrel.
a The Indians revenge curiously. On
u recently let loose a box of rattle,nakcs #
q the house of a Wisconsin man, agains
}; whom he had grudge.
y Husband, don't know where tha
!, hoy got his bad temper. am sure, no
from me- "No, my dear, for I don
, ind that You have lost any"
y Bret llarte denies that he is the lazies
4 man In the world but admits that he don
see the use Of rushing around when hi
o boarding house isn't on fire.
S -" Lord Dundreary" Sothern is said I,
Il be negotiating for the purchase of th
r Liverpool Post, for which lis present pro
prietors want $4,000.
IS The editor Of the Providence BsyaI
a boasts Of having killed a printer with
:, shooting-stick Tor setting up the wor
;, barracks" for "barnacles." 4"
: The chaplain of the Wisconsin Stat
= prison recently taught a convict to write
: aud the fellow ungratefully forged al
order by which he made his escape.