Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-03-22
Stokes may give up, now.
Berlin is crowded and gay

-Dtllln IS crowded ana gay
Bccthoyen's family is INDECENT.
Connecticut clocks tick in China.
Blue felt hats are a sprin. novelty.
Lent don't sober New York society.
Chicago has a colored hose company.
-Lucca will stay in America for two
years.
Milwaukee sells Philadelphia beer
and vice versa.
Iowa CITY owes the estate of Edwin
Forrest SlT, 900.
JOHN Horrors Is a western man
wonder If he knows Jim Jams.
A railroad baggage insurance COM
pany has been established in London.
"A yotive Offering, which is not sac
riiice-VOuug yourself an increase Of sal
Any.
The Senatorial whtewash used at
Washington needs ihckening.
"a backward spring. is produced by
presenting a red-hot poker at mans
nose.
1t is singular fact that Egypt, nj
though part Of continent, is still Nile
land.
The chief engineer of Utica has in
vented a nozzle TO throw stream around
a corner.
A Titusville epcure ate thirty pretzels
In as many minutes, for wager.
The bosom Of the earth hasn't beeu
frosted SO deep for thirty years.
Man invests, says the Boston Adver-
hscr, aud Congress investigates.
Good Always he sure YOU can
| lick "a man before you call him liar.
Edmund Yates calls Washington ga
city of magnificent intentions"
--"Thnt's my impression, ''as the printer
said When he kissed his sweetheart.
Herr Goldmark has written an opera
on the subject OF the Queen of Sheba's
| visit to Solomon.
Florida has only 400 Indians left, and
isn't particular about keeping those.
Now that Rome, Ga, is submerged, tn q
Good Templars are having it all lhcir own
| way.
An actress at Denver, Colorado, was
lately called before the curtain aud shot III
the hip.
The Lirderkranz, of New York, hav,
$4,000 in bank. A good Investment in
hops did it.
celery stalks over two Eet long,
grown this winter, Is one OF the great
green things Of Oregon.
"A Pennsylvania boy has twelve I'm.
gers and three thumbs, and has chosen
pocket picking as his profession.
Only IL Per cent. Of the land of Cubt
Is under the p'ow, yet her annual exports
reach s90,oOO,0O0.
The New Orleans opera house is TO be
sold TO the highest bidder as soon 40 har-
monY Ia restored in that city.
The New York Commercial Bulletin /.
Of opinion that s1me Congressman need
back bone more than back pay.
A London paper states that Professor
Tyndall is about to become member Of
the church Of which Mr.. MOncure Couwa,
is the pastor.
is there any sentiment In the human
heart more tender than the bosom of a
dollar store shirt We pause for reply
49," What shall we diiukl' is The ago
nized inquiry Of medical paper. To thai
editor cocktails have lost their charm.
Miss Ella Lawson having passed tb
required examination has been made ,
heAA A|AeA VI NAtshNH fihhA AlAA Al0 AA kIlHs
To revenge himself on his wife.
Montreal mau mullated a costly moru
mcnt she had erected over her first hus
band.
"A Georgian, by no means fair, latel
borrowed his grandmother's last dollar L
pay a cartns1 for taking her to tue poor
house.
If Stokes gets another trial he will
perhaps prove that Fisk plotted his owl
murder to get Stokes hanged and out o
the way.
There are many stories connect
with tenement houses, but the resident
are generally only interested in the stori
where they reside.
Why ia a man who makes additions t.
a false rumOr like one who has confidence
in all that is told him 2 Because he relic
on all that he hears.
Spoiled figs and carpenters glue ar,
the principal constituents of new sensa
ton in the way of sweetmeats sold a.
''reyal jam" by London grocers.
"A California father is under arrest 70
selling his first born to an organ-grnde
for a monkey. The musical man didn'
discover the deception for about week.
Hartford drummcrs, when they fail l.
sell their goods 10 a town, have hand
organs, and grind til the tortured inhahl
tants come down With the dust handsomely
The jacksonville Journal states that
blooming, blushing schoolgirl called a
that office the other day and inquired 70
"papers for weak back" The lde
} suggested was she wanted them for
panier.