The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-08-20


El-E 81 be ioundaiion.
Srs1sr schools have been running in Indian
sn85s la- 6fiy ye4rs; and yet eight out of ten of
-be male cilzsas wink when they call ior soda
ru-e--
SlScE the Ereicbed inhabitants Of Massachu-
Es5.s have had their beer taken away by a re-
zaa--eless government they are forced to fall
talk on bay run. And man drunk on bay
-uz al sea he own carpet bag.
u is es-imates that the Pub. Docs" printed
b. the Cuiiei States Geyernm ent 10 1872. which
are ~a--t ab5at SIS all told. cost the producers
a. the c0uu-y the nice little sum Of 81. .436.O52.49
TIE abolition Of the fraaking privilege viii great
lg rssacs thls expense
A r3-y5srER waiie under the painful hallucna-
ri1- that BE- ras 3 Modoc baried a pin-headed
u--7z into hrs fathers leg, very much to the sur
T-iss q thai individual. The old gentleman re-
covered suFEzeutly, however. to impress this
scioz vith the belief that be had actually sat on
l1ra led
As Specimens Il ths ustort cOurteOas- and re-
to-i uocourieoas. observe the following Two Of
the guests Al public dinner, having got into an
alle-14ii5n. one OF them. a clustering rulgarian,
v0-iieraisi. Sir, you're no gentleman" Sir"
sai6 hss opponent in a calm voice, you are no
Judge
A singular epidemic broke out in Kansas
torr recently. Every wife IN the town was sud-
delly attacked by AZ irresistible desire to present
hs- husband with nice little dressing case with
stariuc materials complete. An attractive young
E1uau has opened barber shop in the village
A CH-ssrAS Eas summoned as witness in
Nes York The Other day; 10 ascertain his views
on the nlture Of On oath. The judge asked him
what Eouid be his punishment il be should swear
iC des - shall never return TO China. but al
vsys remain ia Nss York, was the reply, aud
be Eas sG0ru Al once
Po-sns sterling was substituted for francs 10
The tse-rsphic announcement of the sum the
Shab q Persia intends to 20 through in his
summers IMP. Instead Of SIS OOOOOO it is ouly
Sloo00o0. 50, 10 place Of being spendthrft and
F-ad5s4te. Il appears that the Shah is parsmO-
1ious oId niiser.
SESkTaE SooTT was talking TO q Pennsylvania
Sunday School few Sundays ago, and asked
he scholars why Simon was kept IN prison.
0ae q lhe teachers quietly prompted boy to
Eay that i Eas fOr hostage, and the youth, not
quite ea-eliug the words plped out lie was
detained iur postage"
AK advertisements readi The Mobile Regis
sssz SAYS liza man Affects TO believe that ad-
ve-tissmeuis are DOT read. let him advertise that
BE- Eauis 10 buy dog for Instance. If he is not
fg-aisbss with every VARIETY Of animated sausage
lha, morning before breakfast. we will break our
go5ea rule s8d-deadbead bis advertisement.
Bslz1rozEs : richest man is John Hopkins, an
oli Qasker bachelor Of seventy-eight. He has
gwen tEo Or three million dollars to found hos
p-,al and orphan home and his magnificent pr- 1
Fais estate ui Clifton. 10 the eastern suburbs of
ths CRY, Is 70 be the site Of fully equipped uni
Tsrsiy. 70 winch be proposes 70 give two or three
millions more.
A RAJ r1n up the interior Of an elephants /
s-unk il Paris The elephant made frantic efforts |
20 -eiieVe himself Of bis unEelcome visitor, but /
i1 rsin- Suddenly be paused and seemed to re-
t-oi then be vent to his basin, filed bis trunk
--A AAlAA Ah0 O@N CAS4sStA1Ae " NtS +
lo1ks-s-1u. ejscied The water and the subordinate
rsi EiIt one Sabine effort
Is DuE-Ns really bArbarous ?" is the sug
Esstirs hsa6iog Of a leading editorial in the At
iauiA iGal Eszald which goes on to discourse
IL defense Of The chiralro1s code, in this style
O. i EIf 8 SD thing 10 be overcome in battle and
forced % surrender our arms TO the conqueror.
bu q sl56er day awaits rs when we shall allow
he cusssss Of our enemies to be engrafted upon
Cur socesE. csusisg the civilization which was
ooes or PRIDE and our bOsst 10 give way 10 their
Eo-oGiled higher Law civilization
" the-s Is any class Of citizens who are an un-
uiiiEaisd uuisGnce, and ought TO be snut up in az
fru1 CAGE. Il is these sane Enoch Ardens who
g of uld say until their wives are comfortably
1H7ieo 70 somebody that viii stay at home and
take cars Of them. and then persist in turning
p and making trOuble in the family. One ap-
psIred lately down in Maine, and the second
hoso1nd had 70 retire TO private life. the labors
1aa troubs Of some ten years Of married life
bsi7g thrown away.