Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1873-01-15
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A MICHIGAN doctor took his wedding
day to indulge in delirium tremens.
SINCE the revolt Of the Partisan act
resses the theatres are closed.
TUNING piano forte next door to
boiler manufactory is neither easy nor
agreeable.
ENGLISH orthodox advices report that
that the Rituilastic services wax scan
dalous to greater degree every week.
A COMPANY is forming in Atlanta, Ga,
for the manufacture of paper from pal
metto leaves and wire grass.
ONLY 81, $40 has been raised for
monument to the memory of the late
General Thomas, who died March,
1870
The consumption of coal of all kinds
III the United States is estimated at no.
100000 tons annually, by the Miners
! journal.
Miss LOUISA NJ. ALcoTr's publishers
pay her copyright of $4,000 year.
Louisa would rather write than vote.
SAN FRANCISCO is ahead as regards
he number of female type-setters en-
ployed.
Mr.. VIM. ROBERTS, of Sonora county,
Cal, has achieved greatness by raising
an OK weighing 1000 pounds.
WHEN anybody marries in Fort Scott,
Ken., they fire huge cannon known as
the "Joss House Gun.
A MADISON (N. J.).pouItry fancier has
a one legged gander, which whips all
the dogs and other ganders in the place.
A CAT In Essex, Mass, lately seized
IS in currency from a fishmonger and
ran away with it.
The Guide to health doubts if there
are twenty really strong and healthy
women in any state in the Union.
A WOMAN has been condemned to
death for setting fire.to jail in Renne,
England.
A Boston reporters overcoat, if new,
is worth exactly ninety cents at pawn
shop.
HE Polish boots worn 10y ladies for
warmth over their thin dancing shoes
are a success in a hygienic view.
THE officers of the English army at
tending public balls, ETC., have been
ordered TO appear in uniform hereaf-
ter.
ALL Dresden goes to bed at 10 o'clock.
The places of amusement open at and
close at $50.
LADIES are beginning to carry, slung
at the waist belt, small daggers in cost
ly gilt and jeweled sheaths.
THE Berret, the Rennie, The Montha-
land, TIE Julia, the Marquise and the
Devreisse are new styles of bonnets.
The Rabagas bonnet, modification
Of the old-fashioned sailor hat, is
becoming a great favorite in the East.
Boy presents dollar bill in a Hart
ford bakershop Little girl, who is
acting chief clerk: My father is very
perpendicular about taking torn bills"
The Maine papers tell of man
named GRAY, in that state, who has
slept on haymow every night for the
last twenty two years.
GREAT trouble exists among settlers
along the southern boundary line of
Kansas, because of uncertainty as to
where said line is.
THE rise in the price of lumber on
account of the great fire in Boston will
add at least $4,000 to the profits Of
the purchaser of the Coliseum.
A FRENCH chemist has discovered
brilliant method of making diamonds
by extracting the color from other
precious stones.
FANS are carried much larger than
formerly, and painted fans are consid-
cred much more elegant than those of
lace.
THEY are agitating the subject of re-
stricting the number of saloons IN the
Lake Superior towns to one for every
two inhabitants.
BRIDAL. trips are going out of fash
ion. A week or two at the country
residence of one of the families is the
substitute
SUCCESSFUL experiments silk worm
culture have been made at Beaufort,
South Carolina, and the eXperlmenter
is coming North to seek encouragement
for enlarged operations.
THB sigh Of the bachelor will be
heard no more in the land. An ingen-
sous mechanic has invented buttons
which Gan be sewed ON with screw
driver.
CAPTAIN F. M. DUNBAR, OF the mer-
chant vessel Fannie, committed suicide
at Galveston, Tex, few days ago, on
account Of having lost nearly all ms
earnings by the Boston fire.
Miss HELEN MATTHEWS, OF Knoxville,
Iowa, daughter of Prof. James Math-
ews, of the State Agricultural College,
has been appointed Professor OF Music
in Simpson College, at Indianola.
WESTERN papers are agitated by the
question, 'fWhy does Edmund Yates
part his hair in the middIe?" Do they
suppose ''he came to this country 10
make side show? 2"
On account of the great money pres
sure the California mines upon which
assessments are due have greatly de-
preciated. The depreciation III the
prices during the past month have
averaged more than 81, 000,0GO day.
The full extent of the depreciation pro-
badly exceeds $50, 900, 900.
THOSE Detroit boys! Here is their
latest care you going to move this
afternoon ?" inquired boy of the mis-
tress of a house on Sixth street. ''No,
of course I amt - replied the woman,
considerably surprised. "I'Il bet you
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all ablaze !" cried the boy. So it was;
hut pedestrians, ladders and water put
it out. The man of the house says he
would give $50 to be shut up with that
boy for about ten minutes.
The organ case destroyed in the
burning Of Grace Church, in New
York, Monday, was the Oldest in the
city, having originally been brought
from Holland long before organ cases
or even organs were manufactured in
the United States. It had served for
many years in the Old Country, when
If was brought to this city and placed
in the old Dutch CHURCH, which used
to stand on the site of the Postoffice
It was carefully preserved, on account
Of its age, as relic, and was removed
to Grace Chapel when the building was
first built