The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1873-09-28

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the pleasure of being married again by
Mr.. Thayer. He has been in the bust
ness many years. just at present the
matrimonial market is depressed, with few
sales and at low prices on long credits, but
Mr.. Thayer is doing his share Of the ousi-
ness. lie is friend of TUE BULLETIN,
and his motto i,, quick Gales and email
profits. This, in part, accounts for his
success.
1t is a fact that Judge Mulkey has
married. The name Of the bride was Miss
House, OF Metropolis. We congratulate
the judge, and wish him long life and CON-
pletc happiness. In these hard times, with
such handsome housc,-more useful to
him than the clearing house of New
Yurk to tho merchants of tina. city-hc
ough. to be happier than two bugs in one
rug
| -Yesterday afternoon Mr.. Herman
Meyers, tho tobacco merchant of Ohio
levce, a gentleman highly respected in
this community, rushed suddenly out of
his store room, ran to the corner Of Sixth
street, and then down Sixth to Washing
ton avenue. His friends noticed that he
had peculiar expression in his eye and
were alarmed. Mr.. Slockfe,h attempted
to stop his mad career, but in vain. He
ran S,ockneth down. At the corner of
Sixth street Mr.. Stafford caugh, him By
the coat, but did not succeed in stopping
him. The Goa. came OF and Mr. Never.
scontinued his fight. Attracted by the
excitement, all the people on Ohio levee
aud on Sixth street rushed after the run
ming tobaccos,, and McHsle, with his
police force, believing dreadful tragedy
mad happened and tina. Meyers was
bloody handed assassin, started in pursuit
At An.rim's corner, on Washington
avenue, McHale aud the crowd came up
with Meyers. Mac laid his big hand on
the cigar mans shoulder, and said "You
are my prisoner T. What have
done?' cried Meyers; "les me go !"
and he attempted to bresk away
) from the chief, bu. in vain. By this
time the crowd, no. recognizing Meyers
: began TO cry Hang him" "My
God !i shouted Meyers, ",here Is surely
Q some mistake, l have done nothing.
: What were you running so rapidly fol
/ if you are innocent - cried voice. Tel
3 u, that" screamed the crowd. By this
time Meyers had become as pale as death
E He be IAN 10 fesr for his life. " Gentle
= men" he cried, 81 swear to you that
have done nothing criminal. / was run
ming, not because i am guilty of any of
= Tense, bu. because have learned that
few moments ago / became the father Of
fourteen pound boy. If go.
ting baby is crime, an
= guilty; but who is the man in Cairo
. that darcs to throw the frst s.one?' The
=. crowd was abashed. 1t skunk away, anC
Q Meyers rushed TO the embraces of his in
0 fAn,lc heavy weight. This baby consti
tu,es the body of the receipts Of yester
:, day.
: We have been requested by sewers
Il ladies who are bidders at the board Of th
n gossippers exchange, of Cairo, to quot
d the Gentle Gerould below par, because b.
4 is not hitched to his liking; but W
). | won't He has an inalicnab!e right TO no
like his wife if he don't want TO, or 4
4 turn Mormon if he does want TO. w
a don't carei but, by Jupiter, who We be
n lieve had also little difficulty with Mrs
Jupiter on account of another woman, i
. Marillo wants THE BULLETIN on cred. sh
n shall have it, notwithstanding Gerould'
= no credit advertisement
: One Of the visitors q. the Park fai
g WAS II. H. Spencer, of Pulaski county
: who has a hrst.class farm, lives like
). fighting cock, believes in Grant, don't car
whether church keeps or not, and has
pair of the most stubborn, hard to hold AM
I, best mules in the state. Spencer wa
!. formerly "the man who laughs" He wa
. at one time subscriber to TIE BULLE
TIN, but the contents Of the paper mad
him laugh so long and loud every weeI
that he broke at least dozen blood YES
d sells and alarmed neighbors living q mil
d distant from his house. He was conse
quently compelled to discontinue tn
e BULLETIN, and since that day he has beel
!. growing melancholy, and now, like tn
i king whose prince went down in tn
I barque tina. hold him while the sweepin,
u waves rolled on, Spencer will probabl.
i never smilo again. We therefore quot.
IS him depressed and dropping.
Herr Jorgenson, Prince Of Denmark
has become a misanthropist, and has re
quested Us to launch at universal human
ity an editorial anathsma marsnaths. ii
is like the produce market, considerabl.
9 depressed, but is strictly fresh or higl
u mixed, and obtains the top of the market
Q To-day he will leave the city to inspec
: Communicates in the northern part of tn
l. state, this noble Dane being Grand Senio
It Warden of the knight Templars Of Hi
10 nois, or words to that effect.
d "A prominent railroad office
q Of this city has been maxim
d frequent deposits in the bank during tn
70 past week, but the financial uncertaint
y now prevailing and blackberry cordial ha
relieved him Of tho necessity. He is no,