, 1873-08-24

toward l'umpuH and hiH aBBiRtanta-they were
Wiping their Instruments.
Ny toep sir-my toos Ind boon taken OF
HUMoR.
Thore ia q y's difference botuoon yoarning for
money and earning 1t.
The editor Of tho Baltimore Gazette, after
years of experience. aays ga woman Is like
tnr; only melt hor, and shc will take any form
you plense."
What is tho comparative OF "Bwaot night'"
"A GOOD way to find out il there is obnoxious
gas in D woll is to lower your moshcr-in-law bya
ropo.-Exchange.
Little Gusaio sprinkled her mothers now
600 hat; sho thonght It . "'tunnin' tlowor-
dardon." Howls wero heard III that neiglbor-
hood for the next hn1f-hour. i,
"A lonosomo-looking old mnn called at tia.
Washington eayinga-l3ank In 8aynnnlh tho.
other day ind deposited biz. monoy, because he
bust"
"A Western paraon dolicatoly began a fu-
neral discourse by hlluding to tho fact that ho
Ind oflciated at the hanging Of tho father Of tho
Tho ATLANTIC Monthly talks abont people boz
Perhaps they might bo "ignornnced" buck
again, remarks the Boston Advertiser.
we're: Horny il you marry again, romombor
that it only tnkoa o oupful Of sugar to awoeten u
quart Of goosoborries."
a correspondent Of tho NON York Malt says
tsf t k'asng go aa} wlth aa Ll,zaboahaa La, on
81 saw % in fuli motion.' "
The citizens OF Uniontow1,, Ya., feel litsla
cold toward Henry Snyder, His vito foil down
s.",, }aro @ ~ ~, aoe adder un io,, ~
nurnogo aroinat the ho,so, 'ANosA 'o- 'D'
Tho Governor Of South Caroinh spends
s4o goo year. !. He probably pays too much At
i,,a ~ an,, ~, tho o,font - ~ ~, snr, ~ mn
cr.e,s 9G,eUe ~ ne WV "u'''' -
The eiria IN snrinrne,1, Nina. foc,orv ara
e,,nn1;cd hv lin 1,rnnretnrs with rHo,vino- -1,.n
in nrior Tilt thcv INV nh r,ata linz n III
"a wortI,v III ,nIy oTfera tho 1n,iaw;n,1 a.
vice to eirln: Il W6oneyer follow pops the
nncstion fion,t b1ush aud stare at your foot.
.fnut throw vo,,r arns aro,1nd his perk look him
iii ~ W. fooa anI conn moncn talI<inr ahm,t tho
furniture'n n''' ''&'>@ '01''''''''' ''>' '0''' ''
Toxins vigilance committees ridoup to house
and shout its Smith In?" Mrs. Smith comes to-
loalor continues "1 know ho wasn't: he's
hanging to a black lack over tharl" Ono Of the
rules Of the gallant Toxan il to broals bud news
with considerable delicacy.
that State that were throo hours PASSING q uiyen
% atom Tor thnt length of time me- undor tho shado Of
Biuelo treo,-Iouiscile Courier Journal,
hornpipos, md jigs, and waltzos so wo can lavo
gaored concerts Oh sunday evenings, like other
places.-Ddnb,,rv Ee,rs.
p' a subscriber wrote 10 tho editor Of Newark
paper to ask tie meaning Of tho phrsso Wors.
omnibus con,D,uuis. tho editor said t.
was French sentsnce, intended to
explain something about Morao's ompi-
hus being of service to tho community.
At the aamo time, he eaid, tho sentence was
evidently constructed by somo idiot, who
and. consequently. several Important Words
wore left out.
Tho Shah Of Porsia according to tho follow
ing story, has tho truo Oriental preferences for
fat women Dong shown somo very adiposo
cows Ut tho Home Farm at Windsor, lo asked
how they were fed. Being told that they we're
brought into this plump condition by q diet OF
oil cake his interest waB at once o1oitod, and he
said to big interpreter; ssAsk if oil cake is good
for wives."
-The murder OF printer in thia office yoster-
day, y ono Of tho editors Of this pnpor, may ba
The editor wrote the following aontonce: No
undigested sin WAS lying on his conHcionce," and
tue lnto typo made 1t road: An old white hen
WAS laying on bis conscience" The oditor waH