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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-10-30

cid you ever hear the noise
of a quartz.crushing machine
when in iull operation? Well,
that in nothing compared to
he clatter that would fill the
world if good resolutions were
made'ot glass or c~rockery ware.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-10-30

Oh, dear! Oh dear!
1 feel so queer,
| don't know what to do,
! guess III go to Lan,z d Sry's
And get Al oyster stew.
If you want a can OF good
oysters, you can get them Of
Lanlz & Sry. They also serve
up oysters in every style at
their saloon-raw, slewed
bal or fried, and Williams
words are as soft as the falIii G
evening dews and Aaron's
mile like a Lenediction. Give
them a call at their stand in
the room formerly occupied as
a picture gallery, north side Of
Main street.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

Brigham Young is reported to have
expressed himself as follows in one of
his recent "sermons'' in Salt Lake
City: Il wish my women to under
stand that what am going to say Is
for them as well as for others, and l
want those who are here to tell their
sisters, yes, ell the women in the com
munity. / am going to give you
from this to the 9Th of October next
for reflection, that you may determine
whether you wish to stay with your
husbands or not, and then / am going
to set every woman at liberty, and say
totbem, now 60 your way And E1y
wives have got to do one of two
things, either round up your shoulders
to endure the Affections of this world,
and live their religion-that is, poll
gamy-or they must leave, for / will
not have them about me. will go
into heaven alone, rather than to have
scratching and fighting about me -
/ will set all at liberty. What, first
wife, too? Yes, liberate you all. /
want to 90 somewhere or do some
thing to get rid of the winners. do
not want them to receive part of the
truth and spurn the rest out of doors.
Let every man thus treat his wives !;
keeping raiment enough to cover his
body, and say to your wives, take all
that have and be set at liberty; but
if you stay with me you shall com
ply with the law of God in every re
spect, and that, toe, without any mur.
muring or whining. You must com
ply with the law of God in every re-
spect, and round your shoulders to
walk up to the mark without any
grunting.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

A Mr.. S. NJ Smith, Secretary of
the State Farmers Association of Illi-
nois, is a man exactly calculated to
help a good cause backward. Mr..
Smith made speech at Winchester,
Illinois, in which he said that "if the
farmers were swindled and hoodwink-
ed as they had been, he and his boys,
and thousands of farmers and their
boys would have to ride some of these
Williams out of the State on rail, and
that many a tree in broad America
would bear human fruit" The farm
ers will not find this sort of talk prof
table. They have better methods
within their grssp than riding men out
OF Illinois on a rail, or hanging them
on "many tree in broad America. -
That Secretary would serve the cause
OF the farmers better by writing, we
suspect, than by talking i Gin. En-
quirer. e~
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

A young lady in Nashville is
changing her views somewhat, relative
to the question of matrimony. She
saws that when she ''came out" in So
,ciety she determined that she would
mot marry man unless he were an
JEpiscopalian. Time passed on and
she did not get married, and then
modified her views and concluded she
would marry no man who was not a
Christian That young lady is still
unmarried, and says that now all she
is looking for is a man who doesn't
drink whisky.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

- At ST. Joseph, Mo-, there is Ger
Gain Nathaniel Jackson, person OF
cGlor He has doubts Of the fidelity
Of Mrs. Nathaniel jackson. Whenever
lie has occasion to. be absent from
hQ4ne, and he is frequently absent,
before dep4FtiBG he reads to Mrs.
Jackson a4e following impressive
document: SfBffs. jackson; l am
your husbaRa, and you snast mind no
other niggeF bat me. You know that
4 will never give YOU isp; I viii stick
to you, if have 70 wade to my chin
in blood to do it, / an bad niger
when get mad, so look out for me; l
am coming" And then he goes. g..
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

The man who answered an adver.
tisement to the following effect, says
his curiosity is satisfied:
E'If you would learn how to make
home happy, send a postage Stamp
and twenty five cents to p. o. Box,
No, Cincinnati"
He did send the necessary cash and
soon received the answer:
''If you are as big a fool as we
think you must be for giving US your
mo ney, you can make home happy by
leaving It and going West by your
self"
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

-"You ought to let me pass here
free of charge, considering the benev-
olent nature of my profession" said a
physician to a toll gate keeper. ''Not
so,'' was the reply; 'you send too
many dead heads through here now" "
The doctor didn't stop to argue the
point, but paid his toll and went on,
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

"A town 10 Massachusetts is the
proud pessessor of n cat that picks up
pins and puts them into paper. when
ever she finds ono. After getting q
hundred, che exchanges them for
lneat at the butchers. The beauty of
this tale is its pndoHbted, undeniable
truth,
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

"A physician, on presenting his
bill to the executor of an estate of
deceased patient, asked, "Do you
wish to have my bill sworn ?" mo-"
replied the executor, "the death of
the deceased is sufficient evidence that
you attended him professionally"
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

- The washerwomen of Hillsboro,
N. c., are on the strike, demanding
seventy cents day for washing, and
three meals, with un limited beer.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

Il come 20 steal" as rat OBJ
served to the trap. ''And 1 spring to
embrace you," as the trap replied to
the rat
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

= The girls in a Springfield Mass }
factory are supplied by the proprie
tors with chewing gum, in order that
they may not waste time in talking.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

- Ready Auswer-Uncle-"Now
how did the mother Of Moses hide
him ?"
Niece-"With q stick, Uncle"
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

- Servant girls in Montana get $50
a month, the use of the piano and
sewing machine, and eveay other
night off.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

A Danbury mans highest ambi-
ton is to get money enough to buy a
place in the hearts of his cOuntrymen
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

= 1t is very sickly here" said one
of the sons of the Emerald Isle the
day to another.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21
Dry Goods, Notions,
CLOTHING,
Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, &C..
All Of which the undersigned will sell ten
paF cent. lower, for cash, than any
man who does a credit business.

The best of every thing we keep.
And what appears SO funny,
Wen sell yon goods so very cheap,
Twill save you lots ofmoney.
just to make noise and show,
Some men will sell on credit;
But pay day rolls around, you know,
And then you're sure to dread it.
So we invite you, every one,
Gentlemen and ladies,
Come pay the cash, and thereby shun
Those dreadful, ugly pay days.
Our goods are not mixed up with trash,
But the very incest;
Purchased very low for cash
Bought at panic prices.
We have line of calico
That beats the Dolly Warden;
And if you do not find it So
Then we will ask your pardon.
Travel round the Grecian bend,
From New York on to Naples;
You cannot find, you may depend
better line of staples.
We aim to treat our customers right,
For that is just our notion;
Feel greatful for the smallest mite,
And big ones in proportion.
So we invite you, one and alll
PolitenesS-now what is ita
Wen charge you nothing for the CALI
And thank you for the visit.
Be sure we're not deceiving you,
For sure we do not fiatter;
And all we say you'll find is true,
And that is what's the matter
Gs w. BODWELL.
juno 60, 1873. 32-m3
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

A young mans friends object to
his being loose, but somehow they
have an equal objection to his being
tight.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

- In ten years the population of
ireland has decreased more than six
per cent.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21

simple i "A nstruio o us
~
S tfamim
a nd omt air ne
u wn o h b t t W b Agena AM ds
pigeons in sming
h nn low
seI Ihemat ttheun ted low wpc o come them
riic N. b.
Fayette County herald. [volume] (Washington [Washington Court House], Fayette County, O. [Ohio]) 1860-1???, 1873-08-21
In Washington.

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05
TIf- yIaie-tr.- Birrh Day.

Friday. the Slst OF Jan'y. the first an
uiversarv Of the blrsh Of His Majesty the
hing since His accession to the throne.
Was celebrated with that hearty good VIII
by al classes Of people, which Is never ex-
oelied on such occasions Daylight was
ushered II by royal salute from the Bat
te-y on Punch Bowl, which aroused the
tzriy sleepers. and soon the streets Of the
town were alive with happy people,
vcung and old, bent upon showing honor
. 1beir Sovereign.
Thzt pleasant snd time bonored custom
snou- the Hawaiians. Of making presents
q their ChietS on DAYS of festivity.
was obserrei to an extent seldom Wit
messed in Honolulu, Of late years. Dur
ing al The previous dsy-Thursday-hun-
dreis Of people were 10 be seen fling
into the palaoe grounds. each one bearing
some article Of food, such as fowls, pigs,
vegetables. POI, fruits or eggs, which were
deposited IN Plsoe assigned for them
On Friday morning, these offerings Of af-
lection from the people, still poured in,
until His Majesty was provided with a
sufiCiency Of provisions to have subSisted
= snail army for sometime; the people.
in the meantime being filed with pleasure
by the pleasant manner in which they
were received.
On Thursday evening, the Military
Band, escorted BY the Household Troops.
hearing torcheS. psraded the streets. stop
uing before the residence of the High
Chiefs and oficisls, and some Of our pro
uineuf citizens. 20 sersnade.
Bat few business houses in town were
opened on the morning Of the Slst, and at
An ezriv hour ali those which had been
opened were closed sud the people all
oeuiering to the point on Hotel Street,
where the fremen, under Chief Engineer
Hsssinger, were forming for their parade.
T1iz was the grand feature Of the day.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

expectations to the New Zealand and
Australian markets have realized well and
have helped to make up the deficit, so far
as the prices are concerned.
We have before spoken of the benefit
and saving which would accrue TO our
planters here should it be possible 10
make this the market for their products
This is almost the only sugar growing
country in the world where the planter is
obliged, either OF himself, or through an
agent, to ship his produce TO foreign
market. The saving both in expense and
delay in realization, would no doubt be
great, and, could such an object be at
tanned. benefit would no doubt accrue
both to the planter on other islands and
the agents in Honolulu.
1t is hardly complimentary to the little
island of Mauritius to compare it as SUI
gar growing country to this 1t is GER
tain that these islands will have to not.
only increase greatly in population, but in
capital before they can compare with that
in production. That island, with an area
of only about 500 square miles, produced
in 1872 over SOo,OOO,O0O pounds Tor over
10000 tons, of sugar. The population
of the island is about 900, all, as may
be said, employed in the production of
sugar The island itself is only about
10 square miles larger than the island of
Maui, or one fifth the size of the island of
Hawaii
OF course all the sugars exported from
there, are purchased on foreign account at
Port Louis, the place of shipment, and the
planter so soon as his crop is in that mar
let, can realise We were not a little
upon reading a late Price Cur
rent from Mauritius. to see that thew re-
,eive, for corresponding grades, for ex-
Dortation to Europe, India and the Aus
.ralian Colonies, from one to one and
lalf and two cents per pound more than
'ur planters realize for the same grades of
sugars. Refining sugars, for instance, are
quoted at from 81 to 81 cents per pound,
'rystallized yellow, Counter sugars, from
4 to 65cts per pound, middling do, at
bout 54cts per pound. All these sugars,
t will be remembered. are packed in mat
'ags at a saving of from one third to one
lalf cent per pound over that packed in
he expensive kegs used by planters here.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

BY the Custom House Statistics pub
lished to-day it viii be seen that our ex-
port and, consequently, production. of su-
gar for the year 1872 fell short of that OF
1871 by 4,765,S7I lbs; a falling off which
has been a serious one to the plantations
and has been hardly less seriously felt by
the public generally, as the value of the
deficit is equal to about one fifth of the
crop of the previous year, aud represents
large portion of the profits which might
have been counted upon by the planters.
The fair growing season of 1872 war
rants planters in estimating a large in
crease in the crop of 1873 which will
probably reach to over 10000. 600 lbs.
The cause of this great falling off was
undoubtedly owing to the severe droughts
of ISL, which seriously affected the
growth of last years crop of sugar, and
the floods which seriously damaged some
of the cane fields during the carly part of
the latter year.
Besides the misfortune of having a
short crop last year, our planters received
on an average lower prices for their SUI
gars than for any year since their exporta-
ton from here in quantities. This, as we
have before stated in the columns of this
Paper, has been owing in part to the
large impOrtations into San Francisco four
principal MARKET, from other countries,
the large stock on hand there at the COM
mencement of the year together with the
action of their sugar refineries in the com
petition among themselves by which
prices have been kept down to much
lower point than the stocks on hand
would warrant The comparatively small
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

The department turned out in unusual
strength, aud although the fremen and
their engines and hose and hook carriages
always look well when they make then
appearance in public, we think we may
safely say that they never looked as well
as on this occasion. 1t would be difficult
to say which carriage displayed the most
taste in decoration, though the appearance
of Engine No. ,, with the two beautiful
and happy faced children, sitting beneath
the canopy of elegantly wreathed vines
and flowers, was a marked feature in the
/ procession. The carriage of the Hose
Company also kept up its old reputation
in the line of decoration.
The procession moved at 1890 A. NJ,
after passing through the streets at IL NJ.
filed into the Palace grounds and drew
up in front of the Palace, where the FIRE
men werereceived by His Majesty, attend
ed by His Chamberlain and Staff, His
Honor the Chancellor of the Kingdom,
Their Excellencies the Cabinet Ministers
and His Exeellency the Governor of
Oahu and Staff The firemen after giving
His Majesty three such rousing cheers as
firemen only can give, filed out Of the
Palace grounds, proceeding 10 the resi-
dence OF Chief Engineer HaSsinger,
where, by the direction of the King 4 sur
prise had been prepared for them in the
shape of bountitul collation., to which
they did ample justice. The various
companies then repaired to their rooms
where oollations had also been prepared,
and where they entertained each other and
their friends to a late hour, every thing
being conducted in the most quiet and
orderly manner
During the day, many citizens paid
their respects and offered congratulations /
to His Majesty, and were received with |
that gracious kindness and affability which .
bespeaks true royalty.
The four war ships in the harbor were
decorated with flags, presenting a SPLEEN
did appearance. At - NJ the Battery
on Punch Bowl, the ships California.
Scout and Benicia, fired, simultaneously,
a royal salute. 4 large eoncourse of people
having gathered on the wharves to wit
ness the eannonading. \ salute Of q
guns was fired from Punch Bowl at sun
down.
In the evening the shi ps were brilliant
" Illuminated with variegated lights, the
display being magnificent The illumina-
lions on shore were numerous and brilliant
hat on the lofty bell tower of the Fire
Department being particularly fine, pro
baby the best ever seen in Honolulu.
Besides the public displays during the
lay there were many private parties of
pleasure, both in and out of town. The
'emarkable order which prevailed through
,ut the day was observed by all.
The Good Templars ball at the Hotel
n the evening was pleasant closing of
he festivities to large number of gen
lemen and ladies.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05
Visit of His Majesty, the King, 10
HI. Id. MS ship scout.


On Monday morning His Majesty, at
tended by His Chamberlain and staff
His Honor the Chancellor of the King
dom, the Ministers of State and the Gov
enor of Oahu and staff, paid visit tc
H B. NJ. s Scout His Majesty and
Suite embarked in the ships barges,- His
Majesty being escorted by Theo. H. Da.
yies, Esq, H. B. Ms Commissioner and
ConsulGeneral,-at twenty minutes past
ten o'clock. On the embarkation, the
yards of the Scout, the [. 5. Frigate Cal
itornia, and the [. 5. Ship Benicia were
manned, and upon the arrival of His Ma
jesty on board the Scout royal salutes
were fired by all three ships.
His Majesty was received on board by
Captain Gator and the Officers of the
Scout, and Captain Mainwaring and the
Officers Of the Cameleon
His Majesty and Suite were entertained
at breakfast by Captain Gator and Off
Gers, on board the Scout. and gun and
boat practice were had during their STAY
on board.
At : quarter to one O'Clock, the King
and Suite returned on shore. the yards
OF the ships above named being manned.
and salutes fred upon His departure
from the Scout.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05
SEALED TENDERS

va be reserved al the oce Of the Interior, uatil
shs Sd FruEiuo. tr Supplying Al The Government
0ess see barnes. less, Of fresh California
LINZ se Be- delivered At he building at the rate Of
= = hEr-Cs PEI week for the sext three months
ard 50 bs--eis per ueek tbereafter-
TIE line Eusi be fresh; air-sacked line not being
1laissitle- EDwIS o. Han,
Minister Of the Interior.
Iutr-iu- OHcs. jan. :. 1873.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

SrrErrE CorEr. oAHU IS.
Ir g. hr-str ordered that the Circuit Court for the
Eou-h Tusiea, Crcsit be boldss on the 6rst Tues
szy Ia Fs5-uary next shall stand a5josraei from
tHas aay tie last Tuesday Of March next, a. & ssh
NH-ch. A. n ISIS
b order q the Court WAuTER r. SEAJ,
Hurolulu- Jar =. Is-s. Clerk Supreme Court
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

HDkOBATE CURT 90 TIE 1sLAxD or
ALAl "a re nIstfer n a. E.tass ~ uIaEH
~ Prpi.fts ~ tie Wiz.
auinsni puIpoFfiug 20 D. fhe lax VII an f.rtaaf
n nii.n ff-enhffE aifssai hasi1z fle lal lsr Il
Ngtsilhefs t3l& been presented e. said rfasts ff ~
letttion ~ thr probate therrf fhe i.lar. q l.
s.iar,ent.fJ - fanl Isenterr aui w. 9risa1 n1li-r
BEN died ~ W. a. Wr1hf.
u B, Lersby ers1ed tat rrEsD4f sa IA ~ = -
rnary. a d. iaa. a. n o'ccl H. t.frs ~ go t "a
The Court uauas Naunis e. $50 r.i.af u E.aas -
an the saHe j. hereby 4fpiutst a. S. elsar
sad rii and hearlag aid 5rpirsIicn assn ~ aass ls
perfoa Interested msF apnear ana .frr - ..i ~ ~
le santinz 1i letters ietflnleutsrT tri llzt az.
ne i@AiAn el4 Lnliisl 1aruares g. r11sli If
"A Otaa and Iaulifaa Ga-rlt- r. tdss. .seas
lfrfhal % the tlnt afprIniei o. IT, al-1 hr7fIar
Dated 81 iion1iuu. CIR ish ~ q 5irsr-r tD ll-t
brNeaE HcnlInE
~ Gre Jssi<e 1carfh 30 clrrl.4
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05
10 RENT, or FOR GALE

THAT Desirable Residences IN Nunana
Il Valley, ROSE BANK. Terms iit,raL Arpig 70
y G. H.JInD.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

l. ass1-sHurs With tie Act to amend Section
- g shs civH Co8s. in relation to Pounds ap-
proved ia .s5 q August. lSs2, Notice is hereby
given thar e ov1c-s q cssrays in the several Gov
s-uusa; Pauuis OF this Kingdom. do no; elHisa such
ess--ys and pay the Pouad fees within ffeea ,l5l
aays q the dais q the notice issued BY the Pound
Keeper u The fac; q their having beeu inpouuded
l. shzl be laEfui for the Pouud Master to sell such
sz.rzys a; PubIe Auction. EDv1S o. HALL.
Minister Of Interior.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

SUPREME COURT OF TuE maU afraN
- ISLANDS In rruhafefa thr E-rafa ~ IHrfN "
q Honoluu. tecrHsei nfestlr. 0rr q ea 81 rsr1
nr Adminisfration, before Chief Insfaa fnsr
On roidinE aui lng ihe petition af Erilart a1su e.
widow u sid John shaw aszuz taat 11n Shes =
Houaulu utiIu. dc iur-s1ra i1aaallu 1fFaaal
l2h day oi January A fs78 a r-arsr taf Islrera q
Administrator i-sue - TIE ssd ti.rshrfh Saw
70 d ordered that SATURDAY ne l1fh s r ns1ah e
10 A. A. d. is5J De- 1ud hereby l. sr-Isfsr g. $500
slil pefiu tcfre TIE ssal Iasrr- H1 fts rs-rf b..
this Court az uuuolulu- 40 rhich time an1 rra ri rrs
concerned appear and sias -srse asr f.ar t.s-
why said petiian slaad 20 D. r1ulr anf ftzr l.s sf
be puhii-hed m DE Easiish tal tasaasH iasr- .Hs
successive In the Gl-ests ~ a. flar ar-a.
puh'ishei 10 nouainia.
Dated Honoluiu. ~ l.. JHuuarT i5th A p ls-l
ELISHA 20 frrrv
Attest CHIEF Jr.t~- "a ~ sI..---.. GO
NsLrEu r szst. Cls-E rsf
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-02-05

N1uE Is hereby girea. that II accordance With
su-ar 81 q th, Ciri Code the iaelosure mAkai Of
she 6uvsnarnt Rad al LEuPaboehoe, Hilo. is set
srs-s f- The pou15iue Of estrays for the District
- Elo R4EkI. Island q HAWAII ia place Of the
tnciasurs a. Humuals, Hiio. EnuTS 0. HALL.
Minister Of Interior.