The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-01-29


visitors praise it.
A Beaver Falls correspondent of
the New York World, dated Jan,
18th, writes You need not be sur
prised to hear Of massacre some of
these fine days, similar to the one they
had out in California last year. Go
where you will in Beaver Falls, the
opinion of the people is expressed in
very decided terms on the importa-
ton of this sort of labor, and it shows
conclusively that the business men,
property holders, and other residents
of the place look upon the Celestials
not only with contempt, but positive
hatred. 1t requires but little conver-
saton for the visitor to learn that a
storm is brewing which may burst at
any moment into Y bowling pande-
monum of hate.
Another illustration of Darwnism
was recently furnished in the case of
two newly arrived monkeys from Chi
ma, which were lodged in a San Fran
cisco bar.room, one Of them being
kept in a cage and the other left at
liberty. During the night the latter
homunculus first considerably hand
ed bottle of rum to his imprisoned
brother, who thereupon became coma
tosoly intoxicated, and then proceeded
to get frightfully drunk and disorder
ly himself, breaking decanters and
glasses, throwing an empty bottle at
the head of the bar-keeper on tlat Off
cial's entrance, and otherwise comport-
ing himself as his master remarked,
"for all the world like Christian"
A wag inspecting a farmers last in
stament Of pork at the Detroit mar
ket, recently, picked up en-pOund
stone and deposited it in one of the
porkers and then loudly berated the
farmer for trying to cheat in weight.
The farmer looked at the stone, at the
crowd, felt the thrust, and growled to
himself; "Hang me, but thought |
put it in the small hog'
Barnum has euchered the Emperor
of Austria A certain Father Faber,
with his wife and wonderful talking
machine, was under $4,000 bonds TO
appear at the Vienna Exposition, but
Barnum shook $4,000 in his face and
he caved. Barnum says two million
people will hear that automaton jab-
Der next summrr,
A California woman wants divorce
because she was intoxicated when
married, and has produced her hus-
band in substantiation of what she
says, as an evidence that no woman
would have married him were she in
her sober senses.
A young man in San Francisco
found an old deacon he knew "buck-
ing the tiger" in a gambling hell.
"What," he exclaimed, "deacon, you
here ?" "Yes," was the reply, 81 am
bound to break down this evil institu-
ton"
A gentleman near Vineiand, Wis
consin, entered an orchard to steel
some apples, while bis friend, who sat
on the fence and relQonstTated, fell off
and broke his neck. There appears
to be in this incident useful lesson
for the young.
A Cincinnati lover has Just been
discharged by his affianced, million,
heiress for treading or her ret cats
tail. He vowed it was an accident, but
she insisted it was done on poor.puss.
The public schools at Cory got out
of wood, and as the teachers wouldn't
buy any, they had to split up the Board
Of Education for fuel.
The original Rothschild was pack
psdler, who Travelled on foot and re-
tailed chewing gum and hair-pins to
the people of his time,
In what case is it absolutely impos-
sible to be slow and sure? In the
case Of watch,
Hassan Pasha, SON of the Egyptian
viceroy, is coming to make a tour OF
America,
Klyo Kawamoora a young Japa-
neSo, is studying landscape painting in
this country.