, 1873-02-16
Charles WAS escorted to bie hoto1 hr ~.
armed with sticks and bludceons rsdv nt1io po
q having hold OF his arm. On reaching tie hotel
three cheers vera given, nnd the mob disnarsai
.HUNTf>R

EUMoR.
Can medium be said to write With inv;a,11,
ink when Ee writes with spirit? '''A>
.--"Nhas is . smile ?" asked q man Of . 7;t,.o
elfi. "1he whisper OF laugh" said ahe,
why may not women sote7" said ons who Susan
And Susan said, rs women always say, "oh. 1,v rn
| "a Troy man made complaint to the no,;,.
the other day because his wife eats drY caka IN
bed. He was advised to get suit Of under.
nights. -
! The home circuit-Wa1king about with baby
in the night.
a woman on marrying needs to pray for oue
o. TWO things in her huaband-the love which
| blinds, or the good~nature which EXCUSES
| a boy staggered his mother on Sunday by
| asking II - bats we're mica ANGELS"
The editor Of the Congressional Globe COM
plains bitterly Of contemporaries who take his
| squlbs without redit.-Danbt.,y (ilfass, Ne,os
| 70 make his camera obscura.
| -"S Sally, what have yon done with the cream !?
! Iheae children - cannot eat skim milk for break
last; "snle. 1na'am, and it isn't myself that
| would be afthar giving the scum to yoz. I tuk
that on and gave it to the cats-''
t - Danbury man was explaining to his wife.
| Sunday morning, how his mother used to cook
| pancakes, when she. interrupted him with: the
= new kind OF sa1vo.
- New Orleans woman on the witness-stand
lately IN divorce suit remarked: 'sTte estate
OF wldowhood is inconvenient, for one must
ing able to feign her ignorance"
"A society for the suppression of slane haa
been formed among the pupils OF the girls High
School Of San Francisco. Said reporter to one
Of it's members: Your object is praiaeworth7
one. Do you think you will succeed in eradicar
t,nf 5ssfis conversational s'ans'" Said abe: "1oa
a sweet little boy. only years o1d,-blesa
his little heart,-wal1ed into the scoue Of a
teache1s' examination at Oswego, last week, and
bawled out: "Anna, your fel1er is down to the
house," y.
a boy in Danbury who Was told he should
always try to cheer the aged, tried tnree
times three and q tiger On his grandmother
Christmas morning, and the old lady was 80
startled that she spilled boxul Of snuf oo
his left eve nov.
An American found himself brought face to
face at Rome, last month, with an old schoolfoI-
low whom be had not seen for years. "Yon
here!" :" Yes, my dear fellow, I have just been
~ asi ~fs . RaSs r. hoas~9SR ss 81 i
left her in New York"
There is always something lacking Tor per-
feet human contentment. Salisbury, Conn, for
example, example, hss beautiful new cemetery, which It
race-conrses in the State;'' but, alas! thera
isn't doctor in the pIace, and the most attrac-
i've vaults actually go begging.
-Robert Kettle. temperance missionary in
morning. Calling st the same house . few daTa
atterward, he was rather disconcertcd at obserT-
ing the tracts doing duty as cu1l-papers On thu
head Of the damsel to whom he had given them.
"Weel, ma lassie," he remarked, II sec you
have used the tracts I left vi We; butn he
added, in time to turn confusion into mer1imens
"ye have putten them On the wfang side o. yorr
head, my WOMAN