The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-11-06
what w e Heard and Saw Within
the Week.

Officer Keener on the lookout for the Ham
men. might t-hawks' out in full force on
Saturday night looking for something to de-
vour.-Frankie explaining things as usual
The Hon. S. S. Drehers new residence being
nearly completed.-The best looking grill in
town mailing an epistle on Sunday. Oh, dear.
Wilson Dreher completing his fagstone
pavement on Sarah street; the best in the
gh."-Annie trying to entertain Harry on
Wednesday night, but he being too full of the
'stuff," could mt appreciate 1.-THE Firemen
getting in readiness to have a squirt on Satur-
dav, but couldn't raise members enough to run
"der machine."-The uptown tannery under
goinga thorough over er-hauling.-West No. 2,
taking his departure for New Orleans, on Mon
day success to him.-One of our "belles" en-
ioying herself hugely over comfortable smoke
in one of our fashionable millinery stores, on
Saturday evening. Gal, practice makes per-
fect.-Oficer Keener dispensing boys loafng
on the street corners.-Workmen repairing the
Street Railway. A good idea "Shantee.'
"Stick-em" giving an interesting history of his
dealing in horse-fesh, in Jersey.-Several
"drunks" on Sunday. Local Option stares you
in the face b'hoys.-A new shoemaker shop
opposite Kautzs blacksmith shop.-A singing
society at the Academy.-A passenger train
passed this place on Sunday last, on the D, L.
& w. R. R.-A barber out in the woods, try
ing to shave a "hare" with "blunderbus." !"
Gracious "A band of screnaders out on We'd
nesday night.-A mice" young lady escorting
s. to one of our "first-class hotels" A
good idea, that-Bark street being opened for
a canal-Dave and Will discussing warm
subject Good-A lady entering complaint to
Justice Rees, against two boys, aged about
years, because they told her something she
did mt like to oear! Poor rboys.-Hollinshead
new bill board just finished and waiting for a
first class troupe to post bills on.-Baldwin's
hotel looking nobby-Dave Hellers canine
jumped through one of Stroud & Andres win
dows. A naughty dog, that. Who pays dam
ages ?-Jakey Delhi dispatching Dutch Johns
unlawful dog. A good job Yacob.-A dark
subject in sheet at Baldwain's hotel, last Fri
day night.-Kate asked Jack if his moustache
felts as nice on his lip as it does on hers
Officer Keener trying to convince Capt. Jack,
that he was chad Ingin" to sell segars on the
Sabbath and Buckingham running q
foot race for load of coal on Saturday night,
George holding the stakes Bob crossing the
line one length ahead. Greedy sacrificing his
moustache to appease the Lady of the Lake -
"A. B. NJ. courting the Muses. and with a
veterans eye preparing an arrow to be hurled
al one of Newburgh's fair ones.-A bear wanted
to play with Lighting Agitator, as boys and men
are too light for his ponderous muscle.-The
Jr., partner of the "red front" dieting on lirer
and beans to reduce his hesh.-Officer Keener
escortng two young bloods towards Hotel de
Troch, Sunday night.-Union Sunday School
to hold Fair and Festival at Union Hail.
Friday and Saturday evenings next, at East
Stroudsburg. rg.-Congressman Storm of with an
excursion party.-Apples by the car load and
selling at $500 and $3.50 per barrel.