The Arizona sentinel., 1873-10-18
Wise-If not Otherwise.

l lnG NOIItOSOWH XZSFQNJ- ShVS defalcatiOns won't stop till editors get hold of the offices.
 A good man Is kinder to his enemies than bad men are to their friends s.-Bishop HaH.
 "Herolsm Is cheap" said a man the other day. What the world wahts is common sense.
 A Lake Superior paper has the followin editorial leader:, :. Do not trust boys with gnns." '.No Gunenr Aloud Here." is a sign intended for the information of spOrtsTnen down in Main.t
 "ExperieRce," says poor Rich. ard, keeps an expensive school, but fools will learn at no Other." A bachelor editor who had a pretty unmarried sister, lately wrote to one similarly cir.un- stanced, "Please exchange"
 Seven young women have en- tered the University of Vermont, much to the delight of the boys belonging to that institution.
 Anign6rant old lady was ask ed ny minister, visiting her If she had religion. She replied "I have slight touches of it occasion. ally"
 Five hundred newspapers head. ed their reports of the Worcester Convention with that aftefna i've pharSp Of spontLneous wit, But Ter Bottled. "-C0mnterctH.
 New York notes: "His Hpli. ness the Pope, Is agan inv lid " -irkness." This is entirely in- correct. What should have been said is. "His Holiness, the Pipe, is. again illnessed hy invalidit!."
 When a burglar gets hurt in climbing thr0u gh the scuttlc of ;l | louisville house the chatita rle inmates take him in, nurse him tenderly, make out the papers carefully, and when h. gets well, tuck him away tidily in the p-n. itentiaiy.
 The Boston Bulletin makes this malevoirnt inquiry {: Why can't d reporter write q paragraph con cerhiug the return ofa man whoie wife supposin1 him dpJtt Is married in his absence, withuHt IIugging in t.nOch Arden two 0r 1 three tiIrYpS?
 | The Cape May Oceu'7 Wnre has a 1 leading article about mosquitoes, l in which it says t,at tho crop It that place. though late. i, an ex client one, and that the size ot the birds is rather above the averag {. | Visitors are le wing as fast as the railroad accommodations would permit taeul-
 The Courier -Journnl thinks it must be very gratifying t" the descendants of Homer that the recent discoveries of Dr. Schiller mann on the site of ancient Troy ego to show that the old man was not the c0usummite liar that most people suppose him to hIve been"
 X Ltdy in St. Louis endeav0r- ad to ehASti>e an editor the other day but got the wOr>i of it. The Lady was d man. and his front name" was John. If had beer a real lady of course the cour'ly journalist would have accepted the cnastiSernent. but a masculine Lady he could not abide,
 One of Coughs stories was a neat hit it those dilatnry people who are always behind time. s me one said to d persun of his class. Il see that you belong to the three handed people" :" "Fhree handed tn its rather un. common, isn't it?" On, no, com mon enough-two hands like other peopIe-and aieetic 6ehMd- hayld.
 < Sundav-scheM teacher was i explaining the Onnipresence; of Deity to his scholars, and ended by telling them that H. WAS l every NirIc. W ucT0uDflI Tctt- headed boy asked: "Is He in nt po'ket ?'' The teacher re- piled that the question Was rather profine but he w,uld answer "Yps, Ie was. every where" live got you thrre." said the boy "i ain't got no prEet "
 The following tender misSive WIS picked np in the l,dies' sitt. ing.roon at railroad depot {: l"Dosr ChAS. do you love me as much as ynu did at a quarter to twplve Ia-t night? Say you do dearest and it will give me spirit tn gn down and tackle thoss- cold bpa,l> left over from y,.Sterdiy." !" The Fonda D3m 2GrG is reSp1nSi. hl.. for the ;tfHrve paragraph. Pro. bably ny next week Mir LoaIwick will he prepared to give Charles answer which will undoubtedly run somewhat in this wise: "Deir