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cid or ffrkin butter at twice that
price the next Winter. She made
a brine that would bear an egg
that is, a brine with salt enough
in it to make its specific gravity
about the same as an eggs. The
egg should just float at the sur
face of the brine, and not above
it. This brine was boiled and
and skinned to cleans it of any
impurities in the salt; and about
one teaspoonful of salt peter (lev-
ell measure} was put to two gal.
Ions of brine. The brine, being
put into the vessel to be used,
was now ready to receive the but.
ter.
OF course the butter must be
! good in all respects, or no meth
cd viii preserve it even as good
as it is; but this method has the
great merit of not allowing a bad
lot of one week to spoil a good lot
of another week.
N Roll butter into Jumps of from
one to five pounds, and carefully
wrap it up in a rag or cloth
which should be secured by a
string. Then drop it into the
brine. and keep it under with "a
board and a light weight upon it
Next week do the same way, and
SO on juts as long rs you please.
Be sure that tits kept under the
brine-my wife insists on tina,
point as a common failure ; so ]
repeat it. III y
By this method, which I an
sure is not new, one lot of butter
isu OF disturbed by the putting
in or taking out of another; and
that the butter can be kept about
as good as it went. in, / can test
|fya We do not use the method
now, because we can always here
lin New York; get good in the
market all the year round. and
we do not now make our own
butter, and perhaps do not feel
quite the necessity for economy
as we did twenty eight years ago
but in any locality where there
are not .dairymen of skill, who
ptoduce a fine article of butter al
any season, the method is truly
|yaluable.-Cor. ef Csnntry Gen
tlemdn. -
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Fireside Department.
Anecdotes of Two Arabs.

Lamartine, the French poet
relates the following anecdote
@There was horse the name
of which was spread far and neal
in the tribe of Nagdeh; and a
Bedouin of another, by name Da
her, desired extremity to posses:
it. In vain having offered for il
his camels and his whole wealth
he hit at length upon the follow
err. ing device, by which he hoped te
gain the object OF his desire. Hs
{ resolved to stain his face viii
filH the juice of an herb,to clothe him
self in rags, and tie his legs and
ga neck together, so as to appear {
lame beggar. So equipped, he
went to wait for Naber, the own
er of the horse, who he knew wa.
~ to pass thatway. &A
sWhen he saw Naber approach
ing on his beautiful steed, he
cried out in weak voice, 'Im a
] poor stranger: for three days
have been unable to move from
this spot to seek for food an
dying ;help me, and Heaven viii
reward your The Bedouin kind
ly offered to take him upon bis
horse and carry him home bul
the rogue replied. Il cannot rise
have no strength Left Naber
touched with his distress, dis
mounted, led his horse to the spo,
and with great difficulty set the
seeming beggar on its back. No
sooner did Daher feel himself in
s"iH the saddle, than he set spurs to
the horse and galloped of, call
ing out as he did so, it is /, Da
her! l have got the horse, and
x,,;., am off with him, ,, y
- aNaber called after him to stop
and listen. Certain of not being
pursued.he turned. and halted al
short distance from Naber, who
I 3II was armed with aTspear. You
4 have taken my horse,' said the
latter. Since Heaven has will
ed it | wish you joy of it; but
..G j do conjure you never to tell any
man how, you obtained it, And
why not! said Daher. Because,
y said the noble Arab, { another
man might be really i'll, and men
would fear to help him. You
.sTn would be the cause of many re.
fusing to perform an act of char
~ ity for fear of being duped as
have been.'
aDaher struck with shame al
these words, was silent for mo
ment, then springing from the
horse, returning it to its owner.
and embraced him. Naber made
him accompany him to his tent
where they spent few days to-
gether, and became fast friends
for life."
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Legal Notice.
Nancy Dial, Plaintiff,

Nancy Dial, Plaintiff,
/ AZ against ~ iEs
Andrew Dial, Oliver Dial,
William Dial. John Dial,
Liddie Frazer and James
Frazer her husbsnd, Sarah In the Court O
White and Lewis White Common Pleas
her husband, Elizabeth Nc Holmes County
Combs and James Nc Ohio.
Combs her husband, James TT
Snyder, Harvey Snyder. ~
John Snyder, William
Snyder, Mary Snyier. Mar
tina Snyder, heirs Of Julia
Snyder, deceased, Defnsts. 81.
John Dial. OF Marshal county, Indiana, An.
drew Dial, James Snyder, Harry Snyder, JOIN
Snyder, William Snyder, Mary Snyder Earths
snyder. Of Jones county, Iowa, Sarah Whit
and Lewis White her husband. Of Knox ooup.
Frazer and James Frazer her husband, Eliza
beth McCOmbs and James McComhs her hus.
band, OF Holmes county, Ohio, the heirs At.
Law Of valentine Dial, deceased, will take no.
tice that apetition was hled against them OF
the 9Th day OF June, A. d. le7a, In the oHcs o.
the Ceri Of the Court Of Common Pleas. With,
in ar for the county Of Holmes and state o
Ohio, by Nancy Dial and is now pending
wherein said Nancy Dial asks for the assixn.
ment Of DOVER in the following described feal
estate, situate In said county Of Holmes, II
wit: Being the east part Of the south .easl
Ss r.nss o. ssstSn M sSs 81 - ss
ject to sale. at GAINESVILLE, Ohio, containing
less. :
And at the September tern Of said Court q
Common Rleas, 1853, said Naooy Dial will ap.
reiief rs she msy BE- entitled "a
J. & J. HUSTON,
Attorneys for Plain
June 18th, 1873. 46wT
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-08-07
Preserving Summer Butter.

l promised when telling you
how my wife kept her eggs good
all winter, to tell you how she
used to keep butter sweet and
good from Summer to the next
Spring. 1t is short story, and
a true one. When butter was
plenty and good in Summer time
we had more than we could use,
but we did not sell it to the coun-
try store keeper at the lowest
prices OF the year, prices that
were ruled by the miserable quail
ity of most of the stuff we bought
tor butter-nor did we buy a ran
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Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-08-07

That Pale, Yellow, sietly-Lockins sa
Those Diseases OF The skin, R1nPla,
Pusfules, Bl0tehes and Ef1pfSo1s 8
removed Scr0flla, seroflle1s D1eeans
Old Sores or any kind OF Hln0f rspidy
dwindle and disappear under Its tnfuens.
In fact IL will do you more good, and cuD
you more speedily than any and al othr
lures own restoreri A soluble oxyd Of tro
combined with the medicinal properties
Poke Root divested OF all disagreeable qraL
standing Disesse whose real or dires
cause In bad bleed. BheuD111Dn, PAN
I'm Limbs or Bones, Censtffut5e1s bFs
ken Down by Asrcur1ai or gofhsn poison
s,s iFs 81 ss1.s sa.ss tSess axa esfs0 & z
trial Eill PEsys e; AsK E3. p q.
yoke RO0Ts .zei 5a 9uta-3vs
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-08-07
What Keeps Farmers Boys
Back. u

Iwould like it much if all far
mers would read what l am 60
ing to say about the boys get
ting the dirt scraped off them,
and kept off. 1t is true that said
boys go in swimming whenever
they have a chance providing
they can swim, but after the wa
ter grows cold they become as
dirty as the rot and keep so, or
they get more so until next June
and they are all over scurf from
top to bottom as much as pigs.
This won't do to begin with, for
no boy can learn his lessons, nor
have a desire to excel, nor to
make his way in the world un-
less he is clean. 1t is frightful
TO think of the boys growing up
to be young men, and then of
getting married and pretending
. to be something while they are
so scurfy, and scurvy, grimy, the
covering being from sixteenth
to a quarter of an inch thick.
When such fellows get sick and
they have a fever and the sweat
after a great deal of hard labor
breakout, they make a pretty ap-
pearance, and when the doctor
comes, when watchers are help
ing them, no wonder the air of
the room is bad, and people hold
their noses. The way to do is to
make the chaps wash as often as
once a week. Take the kitchen
for instance, bring up the wash
tub, lock the doors, pull down
the curtains, then turn in one of
the boys at a time and have
him wash himself thoroughly !;
then take another boy, and by
following up the business, they
will soon learn the difference be-
tween a real Anglo Saxon and of
a Rhinoceros. l do believe one
my soul that more than half the
boys are ruined, while almost the
whole OF the other half makes
second class men, because their
hides are dirty, and when they
begin to wash they are on the
way toward making something
of themselves. 81
Look at the men who work at
day wages, who hang around
groceries, and who love to tell
smutty stories, and it may be set
down as a positive fact that they
seldom bathe.
Now, | want to take the back
track. You may get two much
of a thing. For boys and grown
people may bathe and wash too
frequently as to undermine their
health. That is, the pores of the
skin being kept open, cold is cas-
lily contracted, the skin becomes
tender, and the whole system en-
ervated. Every person wears an
electric garment which frequent
bath and friction tear into tat
tiers and rags. Judicious bath
ing strengthens and beauties
this invisible apparel. Furth-
er, dirt is good thing; children
should play in it and it will not
hurt them if they should play in
it and it will not hurt them if
they should eat a little. / am not
sure but we shall have what is to
be called a adirt cure" system of
medium. So l say, stride the
N, r,,a1ioina H.. n,aaa
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and produces a color which will
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Manufactured by r. P. HALL & CO.,
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Chicago has a clergerman nam,
Sullivan who objects to have his
sermons reported.
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serious sickness and suffering is prevented by
their timely use; and every family should
have them on hand for their protection and
relief, when required. Long experience has
best Of all the Pulls with which the market
abounds. By their occasional use, the blood
is purified, the corruptions Of the system ex-
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machinery of life restored to its healthy activ-
ity. Internal organs which become clogged
and sluggish are cleansed by Ayer's Pills,
and stimulated into action. Thus incipient
disease is changed into health, the value Of
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puted. Their sugar-coating makes them
pleasant to take, and preserves their virtues
unimpaired for amy length. Of time, SO that
they are ever fresh, and perfectly reliable.
Although searching, they are mild, and oper-
ate without disturbance TO the constitution or
diet or occupation.
Full directions are given on the wrapper to
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and for the following complaints, which these
For DysPepsia or Indigestion, List.
1essneas, LanguOr, and L0ss of Ape.
tfte, they should be taken moderately to
stimulate the stomach, and restore its healthy
For Liver Complaint and its various
symptoms, bilious Headache, Sick
Headache, Jaundice or Green Sick.
ne4s, Bilious Collie and Bilious Re-
veEDs Incy snOulu De luuiClOu3iv tdkeu IOf
each ease, to correct the diseased action. or
remove the distractions which cause it.
For Dysentery or DiarrhRa, but one
mild dose Is generally required. -
For sRheanafism, G0uf, Gravel,
Palpisafion Of the Heart, Pain I'm
the hide, Back, and LOins, they should
be continuously taken, as required, to change
the diseased action of the system. With such
change those complaints disappear:
Ear nrOr-y and -Drofs~ical SWELL
fngs, they should be taken IN large and fire.
quent doses to produce the effect of a drastic
purge. -sr
For Suppression, large dose should be
taken, as it produces the desired effect by
sympathy. ~ .a..t
AS a Dinner PHI, take one or two Pills to
promote digestion, and relieve the stomach.
An occasional dose stimulates the stomach
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One who feels tolerably weil, often finds that
dose of these PfUs makes him feel decid-
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II s-of I2EAERNEYs l4-ih
FLUID EXTRACT Gnu,
. Is the only Known Remedy for Briahts Dis
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which It has been given, Irritation OF the Neck
OF the Bladder and inflammation of the Kidneys.
ton of Urine, Diseases of the Prostate Gland
Stone in the Bladder, Gravel, Brick Dust Deposit,
md Mucous or Milky Discharges, and for En-
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ettsndsd With the following symptoms; Loss
ing, weak Nerves, Wakefulness, Pain in the
Bsok, Flushipg ofthe Body, Eruption on the Face,
P1Md Counfenance, Lassitude Of the System, etc.
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In many affections peculiar to ladies, the Ex.
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As IN Chlorosis or Retention, hregulxrity, PHin-
fune8 or Suppression OF Customary Evacustions,
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D II A and DandiIiOn

y U Wis the best Blood Purifier of the age
becaus it stimulates to healthy action the or
gans which RdtNre has appointed to carry out Of
the system the impurities of the Blood.
Huclnu touches the Kidneys-the Dandilion
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to regular action. These organs acting jointly
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Ayers Cathartic Pills,

For the relief
and cure of all
arrangements in
the stomach, liv-
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They are . mild
aperient, and an
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ly vegetable, they
contain no mer-
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GOOD FARM FOR SALE,

100 ACRES In jefferson Township, Co.
lw shocton County, miles from War
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watered By four never falling springs. Price,
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Also, Q number OF good farms, houses and
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7sfURH1 1AvDaEYAnII pR7PARATToN,
y soupessd anply q vel. known 4 oOT0,
HER % snA FRUITS, combined With othsf
pr61lrkSe, which n their nature are Ca4hsrtic,
Apfisnt, Nutritious, Dtnret1c. AltssaStys ana
AnAi-BHous. The whole if preserved in . sum
CANE to keep tAsm in any climate. which
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-08-07

In the Court Of
Common Pleas,
Holmes County,
Ohio.
The Rock Island daily Argus. [volume] (Rock Island, Ill.) 1872-1873, 1873-08-16
Five Minutes for Refreshments.

When the train draws up at Stamford,
five minutes for refreshments, it is easy to
distinguish the experienced traveller from
the rest He has already got out on the plat
form, and is either at the bottom step, or
close enough to it. Just as soon as the
speed Of the train becomes less than he can
make, he springs off and dashes madly for
the saloon door, through it and up to the
counter, giving his order for coffee while
moving, and snatehing up the right article
the first time He knows just how much
time is required to make five minutes, and
when it is expired he is out on the platform
picking his teeth and talking about real
estate Alas for the inexperienced traV-
eler, such is not his record. He is inside
of the car when it stops, with twenty persons
ahead of him. He jumps down on the
| platform in time to see the mass surging
into the door, and then it suddenly strikes
! him that he may be too late, and under
/ this inspiration he throws himself into the
/ struggling gang He doesn treach the table.
| He and the other inexperienced travellers
t form the outside line, and shout their Or
/ ders through the opening, and receive what
| is handed them with thankfulness and
what dexterity they can muster. Such a
man will perspire, and choke, and paw, and
Jaw during the entire FIVE minutes, and in
that time may get down two-thirds of a
sandwich, one-third of a piece of custard
pie, and more or less OF the coffee, and
then get out of the door just in time te
catch hold Of the car-rail, and be pulled OF
by the brakeman. And when he has
reached his seat and is scraping the rest o
that pie from his boot, and is drawing colo
air into his throat to allay the pain of tn,
scald. he will think up things about the
keeper of that restaurant that would make
the hair on a saw horse stand straight OF
END. -Danburg Meas