The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1873-10-02

ssTHE ModocsI Of the insect IworldH
is the lstest for ibedib6gs.J
.tHARE sEpu 2 had your mornings
mqFuing ahisImorning ?" is the latest
.EdkMaBso sofputting it.
VfslzA4 as7af 81 ,k1iad9 ials haa'F f4us. 8ns1
.soI4ag All a. eoroner's inquest,a witness
"a was asked, FANhst was the last thing
seen by The deceased ?" "Keroseae
.spKIEsisssfIs Eiss sne eIsfPfy IEfPfiyiTA y.iTA4 s.KEIIa
E e bls g9l.aG sSgs gsR 6 EfSss fPsi 9g 2e
31elaahe Ent4juggedRo oh3 al sidT
7eis, bssa5 s5i Z sIi1!R.S tSlsgsSsRlIy visited
s5sS s9 s tory, and the hospit citizens
of the splace proposed getting up a
.dEElerfe rector hiE e9teEtafRgRe k. ens.eoia
~ FEsI some man. slaps me oD der
shoulder, und say, 81 vas glad to bear
'lsl - You So vel, ? md den stick pc
..1as. a. hind my pack his siingersfo his nose,
-ia3I 'lhlas niy opinion p sofs adotfs
,aa .ass sas4sa E you x a. wan the SCOT don't
go up the chimney" was thereby of
an editor to respectable pafties who
requested him MOTTO mention the fact
~ f5ii5e GoGft. FsfA .beos s
~ bsa1aash I W0l 4ilesi8ns were standing at the
49, Fairn1odnt Water Works in Philadel-
phia, watching the big wheels splash
ing the water in every direction, when
elRef1Hsn1eggarked: "Mike, isn't
sis ggSEs .fSg sSEnthsy EAsre they they
l,.g l.s a9l Fl. can pse ~ 5i.'s = ssse .s
HERE the Waysaa Wichita man
..ssg,4C, tsgpes thrQ9ehy, Than stopsiss1 ssNeYer
,fa o b. boEg8 onble, bnt SO live that when
ssizI go thy enmEa OnsaoOmes, go thnn4 not like
-taiu q squailfhg babe at night whipped
and with the seours to bed, but like
55,a one Hhp 81 @sustamins m an m, qnfaltering trust,
- wraps the dfapery OF his own alfp4id-
aaaaE odfor couch. about him, and lies dSFAth
q. laai oto pleasant dreams. = l''s 80. In,
S3fssBA bfas Aasl r.i,iafall1tsi ~ ssli fisa u
-ssa' =. - I've Titusyille, Penn9 lawyers en-
q = gta tered into solemn compact not to
haA az drink. ffltox oxicattng liquors for aiyear
.ga,l.s except when out duck-shootinH,, un=
der forfeit Of $1O0.alOneI of Them
quenches his thirst without losing the
ducats by keeping duck in his back :
yard to fireaat when he ie Ydry, and
s;i5sa.f the other has invested in one also. !
@ .sis'JGllEs JESKIss,s said a. school
s-.As Z :. iaster to his pupil '.Hhatis an ave.
sssII4lif rage o. aaA thing, sir" answered the
~ 80 scholar promptly =, f'that hens lay eggs
on" "Why do you say that you
= 3 silly boy ~ replied the pedagogue.
fg ss7usq Sr'.. ssia Ahe youth, !. :. I l
~ ~heafda Gentleman say the other dav
s,i., ,i,.. that hen would lay, on an average,
s. ,' s.'iS sl eggs year, rs f 81, saizss' = taTeS
- ssAmvam Irishmans 10 the telegrapRI
as sttsab operator, ,HDo iye ever charge hdy-
saassaY body for the address of a.imessage !"
az . y replied the operatoria "And do
ssd ssd yeicharge for signing his name, sir ?o
said the customer EfJo,l sir.1 FWell,
then, viii .ye please send this !? 1 just
want my brother to know am here, .
ig9fU Ehanfingl thes fpll owing: As"Tos Sohnh !
MFlinn-at New York signed3--l
: ga 81 ia ., Patrick IL Finn ~ &c was sent hs -a
tribute to Patrick s shire dness. e fsisiiisl
: 44sDOsE% WIZ ST2T1sSTTT =
IT ls an established fact, proved bvd
the records, that had it not beendfof
-4s8 SENATOR Morton tbe penple,sH Htreas1rv,e 4
would have saved a thousand, dollars |
s1,is4slI head on. each member OF, Congress-
" = te When the committee reported $1,000 1
s'.oa % iss as the amount Of salary Morton OBJ
Hssae le jected, and loiinsisted, sOntla larger
.tsash :, - amount. So the bill went back 10
the committee, and was subsequentiTd
reported with the amount increased /
ai te ti, to 81, 800 II it is claimed that Mori
ton is not q salary 1grabber. f4d
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