Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1873-05-07
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The motto OF tho Good Templar
girls or salient, N. j., Is: "Tho Iijbs
that toticls wine shaH fievef touch
inipe.pi iarw 4ays tcl ...as@r u sl3,.a
>. .Haying ,traccd q number pf Aiber-
nscisps 10. o Greek origin, the Rev.
| pr. Hopkins remarks fflat Irish bulls
were once calvesfn Greece. sff
"what doss the sun bring up I'd
spriDg!" asked New britain Sun.
day school teacher. ..Nud,' lnads
answera Rrccocious Gradrind 81 an
urchin.
"DllIy Brown, did you say that my
father had not rs much sense -
Billy Smiths dog ~, ..No, I never
said any such thing, ALL said was
that Bil!y's little dog, had more sense
thau your father; that's all ever
said." "Wcll, its well you didn't cay
the other, tell you." a1 s-,
A selfish California minister re-
ccntly refused to perform the mar
ria2c service for couple, where the
bride was his own hbsconded Wife.
And that asgravating woman said
TINT She was just rs mean as hs
always used to be.", ..E. e.. 2
"Ain't you going to send that boy
Of yours to school, Bill - "Bill:
"Oh, viii I! Iie::went one day, and
when he camc home hssoid me Il was
repre'cns'ble to- ,gct dsunkIa Think
Iii. have p'reutai feline outraged,
'ome ,'Gesff6i broken BY swslIs
tedchn' 5hiul ?. -, 'ome am STAN .
pihtI" ~ t.b 1850 osl "a. .sa,f! ..
He.met Miss Kitty at q pll. After
talking about the balloon ascension,
f,!c weather, and other things he
,asked abruptiy: ''Wiere is your
,nothcr?" "Oh," said the sweet
,!amssl, 81 left her at home. gem
orally do when come to q bail,
| What is home without o mother. :"
When George Wi;hcr, the Puritan
poet, was taken prisoner by the cav.
alters, there3 was general disp~sf-
tioh iiispiayfd't0' hang him At once
but Sir Aepl,am saved his life by
tsaying 10 Charles l., 81 hope:your
majesty will not hang poor George
| Wither, Tor as long as lie lives 1t can't
be said that Iaiis the worst poet in
England"
A respectable Young man IN Wer.
,cestcf has been inhumanly treated by
his iandlady, finally elected from her
house, where he had all the refining
Influences OF home for So SO week,
merely because at the break fast table,
the other morning, he advised her,
in the prcsencc OF the other board
ers, to send the butter to o hairdress-
er and sell it for q wig.
A careful bridegroom in Cleveland
EnfH Sl,n NJ s,,l l,s \.
during tho fore part Of the ceremo!
my; so he could find il when the
lproper moment arrived. He mum.
blcd along all right until the minister
winkeI, as hint to produce the
ring, when in his nervousness he
Swallowed ii, and, there being no
stomacli-pump on hand, he stood ON
his head By three groomsmen, 70 re-
cover the "go!den pledge" 80.
Tho vote Of Quincy, H.. Monday,
21st inst, for mayor, was: Freder.
ick RearicS, 2.2O9; Robert s. Benue-
son, l;5O9. The Democrats carried
every ward. ...
4 modern girl, living near Louis
lvilic. has n city, beau. When he
rides to see her on warm afternoon,
she calls u 9 "old man" from the field
and makes linn keep the hies from
her fellows horse. u .--..
:'IIalf pound OF shot judiciously
administered to sympathetic cats. at
this season Of the year, will bear
fruit IN increased hours of slumber
throughout summer and have ten
dcncy, 10 prevent u corner in the
chicken market.
| An. .anctioncer, at the late sale an
Equities, put up helmet, with the
following candid observation: "This,
ladies aud gentleman, is o helmet Of
lsomnlus, the Roman, founder; but
whether he was brass, iron or type
Founder cannot tell" t"
The Pittsburg girl has sent back
those two barges of coal which her
father gave her for bridal present,
and says she guesses she can make it
hot enous.! for chubby" without any
outside help. -