The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1873-04-11

| 49, I fear y0un much regret, IL fii
| When . !" writ against the bod" .,F.uns-'t
He SHALL issue for bis debt. r.,
,i But if an HONEST hwyer cdr .7-..f,ral
Can save you from his clutches,
| - pil enter an appearance - -" -'-"-"
| III have to % on crutches.ia f.gH -G,
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.roIToaay y1RIFTfEs5 nEoo
A LOOK of scrutiny-A riveted gaze.
A cowARDLY assault To beats retreat.
TIE inventors Of matches-rAdam and
Eve'f .si'tai,.m ius-szii sar,ii 10
A WELCOME ship at any time-Ffiend-
ship. lss, n .serisss's di l.tf.7I,-.r
sH SoHnnHrNa that don'tmind pinching-
Snuff EiIs~l srg eJo. iIs2ii l. .-aEsi!ssiIq
A" "rRY1Sd situafion-A seat on the
Ifbench 20 5.!i j. H''isYps OBJ :. EoIsd
khTm best comforter for bacheloarss4A
GOOD wife. 'osq Fsi 'f' - = e''''i'h
No OTHER living thing can go 80 alows
as . boy on an errand. -, g..
|, NoaTHERN /. capitalists, are, building
street railways IN Texas. i,ss = .i-a
!" GOOD blood will show itself, 2 said
the old lady with the red nose. qiri.
q How. TO turn peoples heads Come
into q concert late in thick boots ssi,ri
| EACH beau plucks q leaf from CO.
qnette SO that thoms only remain for
the husband. s6i .ssei,si sfgoq ytEno9
nlWHA1 requires more philosophy than
taking things as they come ?--Parting
with things as they gosig9F sSs6l,od
A PRuDENr clergyman, unwilling to
accuse q citizen of lying, said Ne used
the truth with pehurioas frugahty. 'ioz
iiAAL LADY who had repeatedly called her
little boy to come in and say his prsyers,
was shocked by his asking her if "God
was in much of aIhurry,"i aanroyi
Q A BOY Of the period astonished his
mother by saying, "I wish father would
get another wife. :" l" Why, my son ?"
!" Bscaase, replied tie youngster, "Im
tired Of seeing You round" i'i.ai'',,.l'' p
1i A MAN, and his name was Jones, and
he lived in Cincinnati, drank a gallon of
whisky on a wager, and he won the bet.
His wife remarked at the funeral that it
was the first money he had earned by
hard work for ten years. ,, ,.'.
"Do you think I am q fool r. vio-
lent man once asked Of the late Rev. Dr..
Bethune. Really" replied the doctor,
!" 1 would not venture the assertion. but
now that you ask my opinion, I must
say that I am not prepared to deny it."
Who would own the charms and sip
the nectar from the lips of the fair one,
Of whom the poet sang; = adi u ssflo
' ~ own the charms Of rounded arns, % hilsiuG
OF eyes that loves soft luster shed, al r,,...l.
OF raven hair, and tresses fair,
H. or chseks thst COY with white and red. 'i'''"
"of pouting lips, where Cupid dips s''7'i ''i1
The arrowto hearts are sped
Yet, none Of these my fsncy please, iiDI HiiT
Like the bonny hands that make good ibread,"rr
WHERE isithat elderly scamp who has
howled for sixty-three years for an, old
fashioned winter4 Where is the old
reptile, that we can get at him How
we would like TO run him through
planning mill run by ice water, and cut
him open with q snow-plow, and fill him
full Of snow-balls, and sew him up, with
an icicle, and strap him to the North.
Pole until ths- spring rains released him.
Thefawfpi wretch - Dan6ary MacssE
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