The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-03-22

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What cord u that which no one
esa unite, aad n whish % one can
- anotherf 4 cord ofWood.
The latest deaniuon Or ! gentle
0an = ~ maa Who can put On Z |
casaa collar Without being con
splcuous.s
Why dese n. Cupnine,s son
sessmb1e . lady recovertng from >
ialnting &C I Because he's Cum
ming. too s.
4 hlsshing danssl called at the
ce1ee Of . exehapgs the ether day
and Inquired for papers Tor week
Lackl
4 xakG nnnje Tennessee was
pr(lA( 10 = h6cy pen wiper
6y 6l9SW1 heart, aan wore IL to
ehpsA thelxext sunda4 as cra-
Wh1n syopsf lady drssns Of !
conn, Is hsto ksns that bhs should
inseAakly 0lee0uGnue the use Of
tight stAyo, and alwaynso warmly
clad Ia vet weather.
A boy msds . very handsome
anow man shout seven feet high,
ard sebed - In his mothers 500
Paisley shawl. Heis saddest when
he oita.
I'd rather not take . horn with
you," Sid the loafer to the mad
boil, bat the bull insisted on treat
ing him to two, and the loafer GOT
quite high.
Il 10 reported from Washington
tha& certain Congreskmen are Offer
ing their quota Of public documents
for sale and ct ffty cents q vol
ume.
The Hartford Daily Times speaks
Of s'She iowest temperature ever
marked in Condscticut from the
days Of the Pilgrims to those OF
Oakes Ames."
Il has been suggested that hand.
some young girls be employed to
take up the collections ct the
ehafches. II there 10 anything
that will deprive = young man OF
his senses II 10 . pretty girl.
An exchange having said, "The
first robin has been seen; but one
robin dosn's make . spring." the
Auburn Bulletin retorts, aTry him
With . bug land see."
Keep sober and then you can
talk straight One Of our druggists
Was quite surprised the other day
70 hear . fellow inquire IL he had
any Of mrs. Sooshlow's Winsling
Slip"
Il b declared BY an Indiana
editor, who s'can't stand it any
longer" that the only difference
between the entrance 70 = barn and
loungse around Newspaper Offices
10 that one 10 . barn door and the
latter : darn bore.
An Jndlena Sunday School man
writes to . Bible firm in New York !:
''Send me on some Sunday School
papers and books. Let the books
be about pirates and Indians ~
much - possible.
A nervous gentleman residing
b thOroughfare for vehicles says
hewill give $50 for . moo king bird
that can initiate the creaking Of .
cast-whsel He wants to wiring
the creature's head ca.
The Troy Press has the follow
ing gallant item: II the young
lady who daily wheels . barrow Of
heterogeneous swill down Fourth
street will take che middle Of the
stsset and not the sidewalk, she
will have insugurated great pub
lie reform"
The editor Of . Newark paper
heard, the other day, that . new
pass had been found in the Andes,
He immediatly wrote 70 . man In
South America .that the pass VA
his and he would. be much obliged
II the man would forward it u
once.
A raw countTyman, gazing at I
garden In the Vicinity Of Boston
In which we're several marble stat
ues. exclaimed: aJust see what 1
waste Here's no less than sir
scare crows in this ten-foot patch
and one Of them would keep tn,
crows from . five-acre lot r.
Remember that . raw egg vii
clear yoae throat OF dsh bones. Pu
one In . little hot vine, add som,
sugar, and the fish bone will sliI
down easier. r. S.-You can taxi
the egg, wine and sugar anyhow
They're good ~ preventive; ant
you don't know what moment yo'
may get fish bone in your throat
A boy in Danbusy who was toll
ke should always try 70 cheer th
aged, tried "thres times three and
tiger" on his grandmother, Chris
mas morning, and the old lady Va
90 startled that che spilled boxfu
a snu6 On him. He looks mo
the beauties Ut nature With his lei
eye.
A spiteful contemporary cyl
IDENTIFY edited BY . bachelor. usl
the following elaborate metaphor
II have seen lovers look into csc