The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-11-22

WNruU had 900 ufitth lIt 0tlI'N i''"
lhofpot whore tho precious cargo hah
spit ouh.
4urivSEnALcoi,egcoi Ms. Cudch-
field was one Of the largest That ever
attended any funeral IN this city.
TAREcHrool your pulmonary chests
dis month and your money CHESTS
these tim,s.
'iuE pooryc havealwoys with you,"
said Dallas bcggar, as lie held up his
hand in piteols supplication for aims
Receiving u quarter, he stepped across
/ the street and boughta twenty five cent
cigar.
D1sFIdURIHd and defacing the side
of churches and buildings by cqulvocai
lettering With chalk o. pencil, is n
malicious diversion practiccd byvulgar-
minded young men and nischieNous
school boys in this city.
RELIGIOUS differences lave estranged
family near This city, so that an cs-
tate of several hundred thousand dol
lars may be iettered for years, and i'll
the end dissipatcd by litigation.
ALI Of the thousands Of dollars spent
by our citizens last year in helping to
keep up the spurious glitter and hollow
curriculum of northern and eastern
colleges, is kept ut home this year, and
many parents have already distinctly
noticed the improved moral and men-
tai condition of their children.
ONE.of the largest furniture dealers
of Dcnison has rented one OF the bust
ness houses built by the Sanger Bros,
in this city, and will remove From the
former place and locate in Dallas. IT'S
thus we swell and grow great and
mount like eagles wings.
ADALLAs dentist offers to remove
teeth by squeezing them out'with his
finger. Now, don't Nil the girls try to
ret into that dentists chair ut once.
PICKPoCKETs had their "hands i'll"
on Saturday last, and the officers got
them in beftre nirht. These, unlike
the political Gins" nowwould prefer to
be out.
A LADY friend and n patron of the
st. Louis Globe, desires to know II
part of that paper is really conducted
by lady. We answer, yes! and refer
her to the items headed General and
Personal" which shows Ho'o'eH she
does it.
A DALLAS man whosmokes and who,
until the hard times, would lave scorn-
ed to be seen taking up stump i'll the
street, was observed taking one up
Yesterday. 1t was the stump of tree,
though, and he was taking it up with
his little Ratchet.
A GENTLEMAN who has Travelled
very generally over this State, and
whose correspondence is extensive, re-
regards the clerks of the Dallas post
office rs the most gentlemanly III their
attentions ofany he has met with III
his travels.
AN OLD LADY in this city deposited
five dollars and a tritie over IN news
paper box, in front of a store, thinking
the receptacle was Intended TO receive
volunteer contributions for the
heathens. Tie "heathens'' that got
that money were the newsboys.
A CANARY BIRD, which escaped from
its cage fourteen months ago i'll this
city, returned, yesterday, with the
same dlab-colored feather in its tail
and the same sweet songs from It's bill.
1t is the property of q lady on Pacific
avenue.
RESIDENTS of Lamar street, who
have been daily refreshed with the
tupeful annsuncement of 4 vegetable
vendor, that he had turnips, report the
sudden extinguishmcnt of this music
and its substitution by another equally
fervid Spectator on "squashes ready
for hilin'."
FIFe ZEN families from Ihdianola and
Port Lavaca came up on the morning
express Oh the Central road yesterday,
to make their homes in this city. They
are mechanics and sO0rking ones, and
are of that fiber most needful and
beneficial to young andthriving city,
| like Dallas.