The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1873-06-19

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rifle girl, wear dageers in their gazsef'.
New England shoemakers oo"p'A.
that their spring stock Of new ooo's '' NV
half sold.
I'll. new divorce Law in Indiana n
called the ''Hocsier Separator"
"A country grocer vas lately referred 70
a. IAN old war-horse Of trade" de ~as
probably heavy charger.
With Mark Twain in Europe and the
Danbury Ners man in California, Connecli-
cut il out of humor.
The "Girl with the Saffron Hair" is the
title of a new song which will SOON Hood the
musical market.
Heinrich Heine says: I'll all Europe
we're to become prison, America would still
present a loop hole Of escape, and, CO. be
praised that the loop hole is largo than the
dungeon itself"
A Young gentleman in Rutland. VT,
pawned his best suit of clothes for SD and
bought ring, which he sent to his adora-
ton. She sent it back to him with the en-
phatic request to keep it.
The Union prayer meeting of Bloom
field. Iowa, has passed resolution declaring
''tha, we deprecste the establishment of a
theatre in our midst, and that We will pray
that it will be short-lived."
Two or three school girls in Athens, Ga.
were made quite i'll recently by swallowing
hear.sease howers. Their romance was that
whenever they swallowed one Of these flowers
whole, and then expressed wish, they
would have it gratified.
Mr.. Bailey, Of Danbury, says: 81 do
not lecture myself, am married"
The telescope is 4 wonderful instrument
and it is pleasant to see that it is being
turned to a useful purpose. A Yale PROBES
sor has discovered three planets with one,
ami is now searching with it for a country
hotel where modern conveniences and com.
forts can be had at moderate prices.
Miss Elizabeth Stuart Phelps wants to
know If ''either the essential modesty Of
feminine nature or the safety of society re,
quires drapery below the knees =?
The Mayor of Philadelphia has quit
wandering around nights to see if the polics
do their duty. The boys got to shooting al
him as he crept drought the alleys.
An old sea-captain remarks that young
ladies nowadays are getting SO forward that
there's no keeping them aft.
A Virginia gallant recently wooed, won
and welded maiden fair, all within hal
an hour of his first introduction TO her.
-"If Captain Jack, or rather Gan"ra
Jack, has a son, ia he General Jackson j,
conundrum which the Chicago Evening
Pos. propounds.
The New York World Gays that the MAJ
in white kids and goatee, who helped hi
aunt elope last week, feels qiite sheepisi
about the affair now.
A game of base ball in C.ans,on, Iowa
WAS interrupted the other day in singula
manner. A COW caught the ball on it
bounding way and swallowed it.
An exquisite lady inquired a, a dr..
goods store in Lewiston, Me-, for piece o
goods of the LAUNDERING shade" Tn
clerk replied that he had none in the store
but he believed there were several piece
snoring 4, The depot.
An editor in Fredericksburg, Va wa
asked by n stranger, "If it was possible tina
that little town KEEP, up four newspapers,
and the reply was. "No, it takes four news
papers to keep up the town."
The stoye-pipe he1d-dre.ses now worn b.
women are going TO be made taller still
next fall, the paniers broader, the boot heel
! higher, and evening dresse, lower. Thi
information is derived FROM publisher @
fashion plates, who boasts that he Can max
and unmake fashions by msans Of his de
signs.
They have great church privileges in Sal
Franci-co-greater, We fear, than they lin
prove. i, issaid that those who are too laz
or too dif,ident to enter any one of th
churches OF Sunday, may stand anywhere
within a mile of his pulpit and hear d.
Cox exround the gospel to his congregation
while in their offices one or two blocks OF
San Francisco editors can peruse their ez
changes and hear the Doctor preach at tn
came tir.e, such perfect Boinse'es is th
, reverend gentleman.
An cid man who was before the San Fran
cisco police court the other day charged wit
drunkenness, arose maies.ically in the doc
and desied the law to do its utmost. Placin
one hand on the top of his head he exclaim
ell, "Let fall thy shears on vulnerable crestf
} / bear a charmed life He WIS bald
headed.
Brigham Yong thinks the Shah {
Persia makes plebeian display with onl
: three wives, and proposes to lend him
dozen, that he may make a decent appear
ance.
"A letter from Paris SAWS mile. Nell
de Malamarre de Treby has just taken tn
vail. This young lady was at her father
. residence during the war, when it was occr
cupied by the Pruss;ans, and an officer havin
put his arm around her waist she seized
knife and plunged j, into his breast. A n
port WAS sent to Prince Frederick Charlie.
, who ordered that no notice should he take
of the matter"
A charming Young widow, Mrs. Lott
, Palmer, while ago opened a photograp
: gallery in Racine, Wis. The consequence
was perfec. passion on the part of the ger
t!emen of Racine to be photographed. Til
might do for the single sitters and the vic
overs; bu, when the married men began
have their pictures taken, the ma'rons {
Racine went for that gallery, demolishe
the camera, aud generally put negative i
the most positive way upon the business.
" y. Tribune.
Owing to the careless changing Of tw
labels BY Peoria clerk, an old lady in tbs
, city ha, been swallowing rheumatism DIM
ment three times day, and an old gentlema
has rubbed himseif with blue pills until b
! can slide up and down the side Of hons
when the wes,her changes like thermou
, eter.-&. Louis Democrat.
An Iowa lad arraigned for assaulting an
: ba,terlng his sweetheart with kiss, was di