The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1873-07-19
Wit and Aumar


gender
T-WhAt Is that, SRI
P.-Man Is a common noun of the fem
mime ssnder-eommon cause he can be
bought cheap, and feminine gender cause
he's always got woman on the brain, sth
person, cause his wia and six ek:ldren
come frst--is in the objective case, and
governed BY a woman.
T.-Next, parse woman.
P-Woman is female noun Of the
Muscular gender.
T.-Mercy on us What did you say,
sir2
P.-She's female noun Of the mascu-
line gender cause she wears the breech-
erlOons and Is determined to vote she's
compound Of cotton, whalebone, starch,
smiles, sunshine, and thunder elOuds-is
in the irst person, 'eause;she's always the
person speaking; plural number, cause
she makes more noise than half-a-dozen
parrots-is in the objective case and gov
erned By fashions
T-Sit down and rinse your mouth
with prophylaetic fluid. Next, parse boy.
P-BOy Is an uncommon noun Of the
gOsliR gender and female persuasion.
T.-Thunder and boOtjaeksl What's
that, sirg
P.-Boy IS an uncommon noun Of the
gOslin gender and female persuasion
unecmmOn cause he's hard to find nova
days cause he soon enters the threshold
of gOOsehoOd; female persuasion cause
he's aEEays got the heart-sick abou, some
female; frst person, big Ike; singular
number, cause there's nobody but him
self; in the objective case and governed
BY an embryo mouzsache, pale brandy,
Sehiedam Sehnapps and the length Of his
daddys purse
T.-Go home. sir, and bathe your feet
in mustard Next, parse giri-
P.-Gih Is an angelic noun Of the
Grecian bend gender, and masculine ten
denotes
T.-Save Us from sudden death : | fear
tt&se boys VIII never be raised HOE Is
that, SIR
P.-Girl Is an angelic noun cause she
paints her cheeks and eats inguns; .se's
compounded Of cosmetics, flowers. fuss
snd feathers; Is of masculine tendencies,
cause she wears shirt bozoms, paper col
lars, and always has her head fun Of boys;
singular number, cause the boys are afraid
If them, and matrin0ay Is played ont;
third person, cause shes nuch spoken Of;
IN the objective ease and governed BY
giE<y boanet.
T--Next, parse EnsA5oa-
R-Fashsoa : asyzaaie4i n..a & he
eoznaa gsnder-
T.-Carssh and klan.8sss@=<=, And
what's thar, sir3
P--Fz<hioa : a tyraanizl @sHu- Be-
cause i zzss BE obsyed, 1al h1gAs az 4
poor HanTs parse; so~z1z e.ussrs iea.ase
al pe0ple Hzsr bOw "a : L : uoEr011si-
Cd Of soancsx. al,.ss=. rzz<s- s,rubtles.
babhle<, rruub1es, rus. ezSs, szzE- saig-
gIes, ezrss, fzriz, hairs saznss. Greezn
bend. fzs aasl feathers L Ezs Onee a
the objective ease, and ggTerned By En-
genie, but i noE N The naziaasive ease,
independent
T-GO home. sir, and gesobed, Next,
parse baby
P-Baby : a musical noun Of the nsu-
ter gender
T.-Noses and the prophets, save Us
from destruction What do yOa say, you
little impg
P-Baby is musical noun, cause it
sings a soft tune between midnight and
| day. specially of cold night is neuter
gender. cause it's neither male nor female
til il Is big enough to wear breeches. It
weighs according to sine. and measures
according to proportions : compounded Of
milk and lungs. and specially of lungs,
\ grows at a rapid rate. Il is Of the spoilt
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