The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-08-30

new NOR WEs1fRS.
oil makes cucumbess healthy food.
Theodore Tilton 10 writing novel,
Cobb, Sylvanus Jr., sleeps II hours.
"A rsc,ps for brilliant eyes Exercise.
VERY hard cssh''-The new trade dol.
lar
-Bayonets are driven, but bullets are
lea,l.
What Is stronger than . horse: A
hswses.
Tho Indian Question-"White man 20,
any ruml"
Tho ooojuuctive mood-Thoughts on
natrimopy.
Degrees Of moral comparison: Get on;
get honor; get honest.
The new game of ''chivalrie" 10 gradu.
ally ssperceding croquet.
-nAlding i going on rapidly in the
burnt cissrict In Portland. ~ .s- ..a
Boston received 5000 watesmelona
from Baltimore 10 one day.
Tine probable fruits of .allooping en-.
tesprises-currents In the a,r.
The next worst thing 10 raining pitch.
forks must be hailing omnibuses.
ALI men would be masters Of each other,
and no man IL lord of himself. lf.-0ostas
ben Bolt" has gone out, and the pop
ular cir In Massachusetts 10 bolt Ben"
The chariot of Gods Providence run
meth not upon broken wheels. RutAs.fsrd.
Tho wheat yield of Oregon this year 10
unusually larse-grca.er than ever before.
Tho earnings of the Central Pacific
Railroad for the last month were u. ESQ, 900.
-Repose and cheerfulnes ere the badge
Of tho gentleman-repose iu energy. En-
eyson.
The Berss Aissr is weekly paper just
started st Columbus, Emeralds county,
Nevada.
"A Wisconsin horse harvested his hind
legs while running away with . resp,pg
machine.
The New York cigar makers are signing
protest against the adoption of the patent
cigar box.
Saratoga" smoking tobacco 10 new
brand, which comes packed in miniature
Saratoga trunks
"A Western editor says no man who had
paid regularly for his newspaper was ever
bit by mad dog.
Bret Hartc's sketches have been trans,
lated into German under the title Of "Cali.
fosnische N0vellen.''
"A Ciacinnaii man has announced his
intentions Of publicly dcdicating . new
l'arn with religious solemuisy. ,
1T you wants ride on Lake Winnebaso,
wis. inquire for the little steamers Seuis.
nawbequon and Ninnogwanishkote.
We paint our lives in fsesco. The soft
and fusils plaster of the moment haslens
under every stroke Of the brush into eternal
rock.
"A new sayls OF note paper called The
Royal lrish Linen" hes just been iptro.
duoed. and doubtless will become fashion.
able
When some one told Dr.. Barton that
Mr. Vowel was dead, he quietly remarked;
LET u be thankfu, that II was neither q
nor l."
George Alfred Townsend IL not on.
with James Cavauaugh. The only difficulty
tlsy have had il In endeavoring both to
talk at once
1T is said that the ancient gates of Com
sisntlnople, which endured the attacks of
decsy Tor more than 100 years, were made
of cypress wood.
Dayton, o.. has produced . ''Presby>
tesian Cook Book. E" We have heard of Hard
Shell BAptisis, but knew Of nothing in the
cslinary line TO which any Of the other
escts laid specisl CLAIM.
"A New Orleans monkey rescued On 10.
fans from impending death under the wheels
ot horse-car, the other day-s noble &C
ton which should he aped by bic more
highly developed Darw,nian brethren.
i-.'lf Jon don't want the soot, don't 10
% the chimney, !" Was the reply Of an editor
= ''respectable'' parties who requested him
mi ~ mention the fact that they had been
graikned in The police courts.
The gentleman who asserted that bic
trisnd never opened his mouth without put
ding his foot In II. being called upon to
apologies, sa,d he was very sorTy, but when
he made the assertion he did not 80 the slss
OF bic friends font.
-BssuSm wants IL get . nightmass 70
exhibit at his museum. Let him eat m,ncs
pie. three sausages. doscn pickles, . plate
Of salad, and few pigs feet, q midnight,
and 80 q once to bed. He will get one Of
he animals in two hours or les.
The salmou season Of Oregon just
closed has Dcen the most successfal one
known In the annals Of the Columbia river
fisheries. One hundred and fifty thousand
cases have been pat up. vslued at % per
case. and $500 barrels of aals salmon were
put up.
Tho Treasury Oepartmeus has dscsced
tbst pessous sending for public documsals
must hereafter forward stamps to prepay
ihs postage. Bat this won't hsvs any effect
a The circulation Of these standard wosks.