Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-10-30
Have we a Democratic Party

Business is Weakening mp. Gu
merchants are prepared for it.
: For elegant and cheap Job Worl
come to the DEMOCRAT office.
The Democratic Party is not dead
neither doth it sleep.
Squirrels are scarce this season., 81
say our young sports.
Democrats have had plenty of crow
this seasonl
Another snow squall on Tuesday
last. Truly winter is starting early
this year again.
A healthy mar who consents to live
upon others doesn't deserve to live
at all.
A man in Eaton tried to carry home
a hitching post oil Saturday night last.
He didn't succeed very well.
Wonder what Morton thinks of "the
old man in his second childhood"
now?
The time for visiting your sweet
heart comes much sooner now-the
days are growing shorter.
| Now look out for vendors of patent
churns, acknowledgements, &c
They + due.
Unnecessary open air exercise will
hereafter be discontinued. It wont
do to take on too many airs this
weather.
One hundred and fifty barrels of
apples were received from Wood
county. Ohio, by Messrs. Rhea & Kel-
ley, last week.
Ladies' who wear the Elizabcthian
collar-and they all wear them-must
be sour and ill-natnred, because they
appear so "rufaed" all the time.
Milwaukee, Wis, makes glue of her
dead dogs. If that is o profitable
than sausages, we hope some Eatonian
will find it out soon.
BOOSTERS have been mighty plenty
for the last week or so. Even some
of our Indiana exchanges have open
ed their coops.
To cur the noss bleed, the Scien-
tific American says, vigorously move
your jaws. Some people because of
too much jaw movement gets the
nose-bleed
The ritual and manual of the Order
of the Patrons of H~usbandryis to be
translated into German, and German
oranges are to be established in Ger
man settlements.
The Louisville Courier-Journal says
that a Tennessee editor who has been
drinking Cincinnati whisky for a
mouth has written to an Eastern prin-
ting house for a "patent inside"
Brouglf's majority in 1868, 10000;
Aliens in 1874, 1000. Democratic
gain in 10 years, 1O1, 0OO-or over
10000 a year. The Democratic party
is not quite smothered to death YET, is
it?
A Leavenworth editor keeps a live,
hornet chained to a chair
in his sanctum. When a bore comes
he invites him to sit down. Not
one has yet needed an Invitation to
get mp.
If somebody don't lay a pavement,
Dr. tear a single off their ROTOR
go away or arrive, the Ea-
on Registers local column will be
and in a worse bankrupt
condition than Jay Cook s. Col
The Radical free soil farm known
Is the Western Reserve didn'tproduce
Is good a crop of Republican votes
his year as usual. Credit Mobilier
manure, with a top dressing of "sala-
y grab was "too strong" even for
hat region
tits now announced on the author
ty, of course, of an "eminent physi-
that it is not considered healthy
rise before eight o'clock in the
morning. This applies only to men.
Wives can rise at seven and start the
ire as heretofore.
1t takes some people, under certain
circumstances, very long to say good
light. We know of an able bodied
roung man, who last Sunday night
pent an hour and a half Mt the gate
rying to finish up the job. and then
account of the weather he went /.
way before he was half through.. !
"A young lady of this place says that i,
he knows very little about the back
question, but size is going to draw
ler back hair up over her head, &C /,
ordrng to prevailing fashion, if it
lifts her off her heels and endangers
ier equilibrium, and she would like !.
0 know "what the newspapers are
-oing 10 do about it." Nix.
Boston has a very stringent liquor
aw, and is consequently the most
emperate city in the world. There /,
only 1000 bar-reoms in the place, 4,
nd not more than n~ine-tenths of the
of the city are ever drunk
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