The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-01-24
HOME AND ABROAD.

Lake.
i We have received lot more of our
new job material.
jake Brenner has opened n muslc
school at Portland.
Next Tuesday Is Chinese New Year.
Look out FOR gongs and stink-pots.
| Mrs. Wharton is on trial ut Annapo-
lis, Md, for poisoning her husband.
That children's epizootic - to-wit:
measles-has broken out in the city.
Charles Mealy leaves to-day for San
Francisco for new invoice of furni
| ture.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. ". Parrish are the
happy proprietors of u bran new boy
baby.
The latest name for midnight scre-
nades Is "Uncivllized Modocs." Our
city has 'em, bad.
NJ. II. abbott, formerly connected
with this paper, Is now Mt work In the
Boise City Statesman Office.
We believe we have In the last three
days heard about ten thousand sugges.-
tions as to how the Modoc war ought
to be carried on.
That fossillzcd old humbug, Sam.
Colver, recited his ribald rhymes to n
scant audience at tho Court House last
Wednesday night.
DIR. Aug. G. Kinney, of Portland,
has been commissioned Brigade Sur
geon, with rank of Major, on the staff
of Brig. Gen. NJ. V. Brown.
We are indebted to Geo. i. Simpson,
ESQ.,, for notes OF the minutes OF the
Farmers Club organized Inst Saturday
Mt McFarland's School House.
We invite everybody to call and see
our beautiful new job press. It's Us
pretty rs the belle of Fourth of July
celebration, and fully as useful.
Thanks to Geo. B. Christie, Esq, our
Scio agent, for remittances, and also to
Deputy County Clerk, Qucener, for
bringing said remittances out of "Thc
/ Forks"
| a bucking Cayusc horse was the SEN
sation in the city on Monday. The
mud was too soft to hurt the rider who
was unceremonlously dumped into Its
sloppy bosom.
! II. l.. Robbey, of Virginia, Nevada,
/ last Saturday shot VIM. Newsom, be-
cause William meddlcd In his family
affairs. 4 very little thing TO get mad
about, surely!
| Two little hoodlums, about six inch
cs high, were seen putting away at ci-
gars on our streets last Monday. The
cigar was almost the heaviest and near
ly tilted one OF the infants up.
\ day or two ago man in Sou thern
I Oregon found shoe measuring Is
Inches in length One OF Gen. MiiIer's
staff must have been very careless with
his foot-coverings since he went out
there.
\ lot of Albany Modocs serenadcd n
newly married couple with tin pans
last Saturday night. The bridegroom
drove them to their lava beds by
threatening TO fan them with his No.
II boots.
An obstreperous individual whom
nightwatellman Brown attempted 10
arrest last Tuesday night exhibited
such n vigorous display OF muscle that
the watehman was compelled to knock
him down In self defence.
4 NeckTie party viii be listin-
gushing feature of Mart. Tayior's en-
tertainment ut Harrisburg, next Fri
day evening. or course OIL. Tompkins
will pull the "blue ribbon" If he has
to ''put up job TO get 1t.
y wicked and perversc generation
needn't seek any further after signs
Judge Baldwin has 'cm plastercd al
over Parrish's Block. Remember, his
Office IL now In the room occupied By
the late Hon. y. II. Cranor.
Our elegant young friend, Mr.. Sayrs
for several months past boolx-keeper al
Comstock & Co.'S warehouse, has beer
appointed agent for the California Mu
tual Life Insurance Company. w
wish him all possible success.
o. p. Coshow, Esq, of Brownsville
writes us that he Is anxious to see tho
DEMOCRAT prosper, and he backs his
good wishes by sending us new subscri
bers. There is certainly merit In such
q manner of expressing good wishes.
The Masonic Mirror, published b,
3 Bros. B. ". Bishop & Co., of San Fran
, cisco, Is an invaluable guide and coun.
, selor to the Craft upon this coast. /
10 y; lei.
ed at the remarkably low price of 81. 81
per annum.
A young fellow last week asked ,
l Vancouver gentleman Of for the hand
: his daughter and was fatty told to Y
to Plutos dominions: and the invita-
tioc to go was backed by doubIe-bar
relied shotgun pointed at the lover
head. He fled from the house an
went to Port,and-the next worst plac
to Pluto's ranci,.
> On certain Sabbath morning th
: Reverend Henry Ward Beecher open
! ed his discourse with the startling bu
e emphatic announcement, cit Is d
s hot" He paused and met the aston
ished gaze of his congregation, wipe
his brow, and resumed, "Such was th
remark of a profane individual, over
heard by me as | passed through tn
vestibule of the church"
Holloway's piils.-The most powerful o,
r isting medicine for the cure of female con
Il plants Fifty years experience, incontestabl
. prove these remedies unrlyaled for the disc
= ders incidental to the softer sex. No famil
should be without them. They may be take
s by young and old, as they will restore healt
r when every other means prove tunsuccassful.-
! Is cents perbox or pot.
Why Suffer when that weli-known an