Rutland weekly herald. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1859-1877, 1873-10-16
miscellaneous.

New York is trying to control her
I Controller. s....-.. ~. =. ...,.s
Hugo's word for it that he is better.
Gladstone is getting Lowe spirited.
The New York Liberals were not nu-
merically so. ..l., .....s IRIS.
Justice is. out hunting Mink in Maine.
Cookies creditors. are in a stew yet.
Pottsville, Penn, has had miner
snow storm. -. .....s-.
An employe Of Detroit brewery fell
into a vat of boiling beer lately, and
that's vat ales him.
BFadlaugh doesn't laugh at the Bona
partists. He confines his smiles to
BripdleY. .........I .'s
Farmers think that none but live stock
should be watered. Other kinds are to
be taken straight. ......- u
Collins was the Liberal candidate for
governor of Ohio. He deserves an .oeea-
sional mention. ,-s:..
A waiter in a Paris wine shop. has
turned out magnificent tenor. ,....
North Adams. proposes a jubilee on
the occasion Of a .HoOsac tunnel open
ing,
Baltimore knows enough to renomi-
nate an efficient Mayor and popular
Democrat ''- ......-... -....
Hazing has gone out at Yale too.
There is a man in the freshman class
that measures six feet seven. -..
Cologne is to be strengthened bysever-
al new forts, Get out your handker-
chiefs. +. ....... E., ...-.-.-. i.
Sin. Samuel Baker is in Paris. He
viii undoubtedly give his attention to
French rolls. -. Ill.
The tobacco business of Tennessee has
/ Increased two hundred per cent within
the past two years. .'.,,
Michigan has laid the corner stone Of
her new State capitol without the assis-
lance of Zach.
. England has got her turnpikes reduced
70 eight hundred, and they keep dwind-
ling. .......
An Iowa gentleman repnes that ne
hasn't time to be postmaster. He is one
of few = .-.....
Cincinnati's Bcrgh is Pye, and he
thinks dumb animals ought to have bet
ter food and drink. They wouldn't OBJ
ject to Pye, probably.
dams down there disarmed, dismeunted,
etc He is not bald-headed yet.
A Massachusetts emigrant to Kansas
died from the bite of rattlesnake, re-
Gently lie probably wishes he had
stayed East by this time.
The exports of domestic produce from
New York during the last week were
the largest ever credited to that port.
Americans in Paris are said to be
intending their manners. They will have
to. get some new ones after few more
tears. XXX.
Liberalism is. said to be getting some
hard knocks in England, also. Can't
Cochfane condole with them? -...s f..
The Barnstable Patriot has move in
to new Office, though it modestly re-
fuses to mention the fact. .....-...
The Graphs aeronauts took up
basket of champagne with them. Hence
their mistaking Connecticut for Europe
California pays a million dollars a
year to Scotland for wheat bags, know
lug that they ought to be made at home
The President declines to attend the
meeting the army of the Tennessee,
and even threatens them with Babcock
Patridges are shot under the caves of
the State Hhouse in Maine 1t is con-
sidered a great place for game especially
during the session.
Rev. Newman Hall preached four ser
mons and made three addresses without
swearing.
England is the only country in the
world that didn't send some home grown
tobacco to Vienna. Even Connecticut
distanced naughty Albion.
The Philadelphia Press proposes a
national centennial banking association
as part of the programme for 1876.
Where is Cooke
Louisville is educating her newsboys
at the public expense. The newsboys
consider it about an even thing.
Wilkie Collins made his debut before
an American audience in Albany, for
some reason or other. The papers don't
account for the eccentricity ON his part
New Haven is trying to find the lanes
OF the twenty-five gentlemen in that
city who voted in favor of the Capital
amendment. The tar, feathers and
pole are ready for them
Fish has appointed Morton, Rose s.
Co, of London, fiscal agents for the
State department in the place of Clews.
Their accounts win probably be color de
rose.
Rhode Island is turning out colossal
representative of the American soldier
for the National cemetery. An idea of
its style and size may be obtained from
the fact that the moustache is thirteen
inches long.
There is said to be no municipal rings. |
There is something to show for all ex-
penditures, as in the case of the giraffe |
just purchased for five thousand francs. |
10 replace the one eaten during the cum |
mune.
-Four hundred pensioners upon the |
United States are resident in other coun- |
lries and receive their pensions by bills
of exchange.
The Baltimore Sun declares that
Maryland will pay no more money on
me chesapeake and Ohio canal and Con-
gress will be asked for a subsidy.
Every State has its law against gamb-
ing, but the high gambling which makes
the Government credit its basis of oper-
atoms is without law practically.
The Lopdon Builder says that a rail-
road is to be constructed which will
nave but a single rail. The carriages
nave but single row of central wheels
ranged Ia bicycle.
The assumption of the role of LUCIA
" Nile. lorraine in New York, on