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Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1873-05-24
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semipni Weakness or spermatorrhes.E
The young man who experiencesth that growing
weakness In his muscular and mental organkA-
ton, should stop TO consider whence u arises.
He will lind In the weakness OF the back, tremb.
ling Of the limbs, disordercd Digestion, uDAc-
countable failing Of the powers Of the mind,
distaste for socicly, dread OF Impending trouble,
forebodipgs OF evil. sleeplesrness, troubled ana
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Seminal Misunderstanding away his power,
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dragging him along the broken path OF his ex
lbtencc toward u premature and loathsome grave
70 him who ilnds his life dribbling out IN the
t'schArge OF the vital principle OF existence IN
70 .turnal and diurnal emissions, the mere cet
zion OF It's appearance brings no assurance Of
,lief.
Marriage, that holy ONCE. that safeguard and
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OF cure. but adds to his misery In the knowledge
that the one who looks to him for SO much o.
her happiness. 10 q victim TO bis evil. and an In
uocent companion TO his punishment. DE adds
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him. There Is no rescue except In proper anc
skillful treatment. Those who have become the
victims Of solitary vices, that dreadful, fase-
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sands of sick rooms with paralytics and con
sumptiyes, and hundreds Of untimely graves
with its misguided victims, should consult With.
out q moments delay, one who will rympathiks
with their sufrerings. To such the Doctor would
especially address himself, giving TO each and au
assurance Of q PERFECT and PERMANENT
CURE, without hindrance 10 business, change
Of diet, or fear Of exposure.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1873-05-24
mHcrIo FOR rsR.

DIRECTIONS FOR USE.
Apply freely two or three times . day.
rubbing It thoroughly with tho fingers or
hands. n found necessary, the hair should
be cut short or shaved closely. Use NO oil or
water on the nair while using the Renovation.
For Sale at the Philadelphia Brewery Depot,
Bloomleld's Cigar Store and the Columbus
Brewery, Gold Hill; and the ST. Louis Brewery
Virginia City.
.noa ~, " PDprietore.
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1873-05-24
MEETING.

nFFIcE OF TIE ENTERPRISE GOLD
and Silver Mining Company "A Special
Meeting of the Stockholders OF the Enterprise
cold and Silver Mining Cumpany will be held
AZ tho ONCE Of the Company, No. SO South c
street, Virginia City. New. on WEDNESDAY,
the 18th day Of July,A D. lsIS, at the hour OF
o'clocS r. n. OF said day, to take Into considefa.
lion the proposition to Increase the capital stock
of tbis Company from 100000, divided Into
I'oHo shares or 400 each-the present capital
stoek-to 100000. divided Into $4,000 share'
JOHN RICKELT0N,
Hti JAMES j. BROWN,
I'D. VAN vRANKEN,
Virginia City. May II, 1873. myl4t I'd
Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1873-05-24

Total. 10, 1000 Gifts, all Cash........ $500, 900
The money to nay all these gifts Is now upon
deposit in tho Farmers and Droyers' Bank OF
Louisville, and set aside for that purpose; and
can only DO used for that purpose, a. Will DO
scen BY the Glowing certificate OF the Cashier
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GIFT CONCERTS.
VIRGINIA el1Y, Nevada

-. TO M HALD Ar....
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

"Bogardus' patent irresistible combi-
nation kicker" for the use of newspa-
pers Offices" is in every respect superb
or to the buzz saw now i'll use i'll some
of the western newspaper establishments.
1t consits mainly of-tirst large strong
" constructed chair, in the bottom of
which are concealed numerous remark
able springs of extraordinary power;
second an immense boot, made of hard,
unyielding substance, and connected be-
meath the floor, with the chair; third a
number of strong rods and things con-
Meeting the whole with the steam en-
gine of the establishment. The boot
and chair are also connected with pow
erful hook, which is concealed in the
ceiling.
AS the unsuspeceing exchange fiend
approaches, he is requested to be seated
in the chair, which is placed close to the
basket in which the exchanges are kept
Just as he settles in the seat and reach
es for an exchange, member of the ed
itoriaI staff suddenly jerks convenient
knob; the powerful and wonderful
springs in the chair begin to toss the
! tiend in most extraordinary manner; {
portion of the floor slides away, and the
immense boot swings into view, making
a kind of cracking noise as though thu
building were falling. In few second
more the remarkable springs; true t.
their task, throw the astonished tiend in
to position which makes him face tn
door. The concealed hook then drop
from the ceiling and sezes him by tn
coat collar, and then the boot with thu
rapidly of lightning, is put where it viii
do the most good.
When the boot has gone rapidly bacl
and forth for about half a minute, tn
machinery if stopped, the shattered fien'
is lowered to litter and carried out
and for six weeks he languishes unde
the impression that he has been ASSAULTED
from behind by the tutelary demon o
the press, or some equally exasperate
too hideous to describe. lie never r1
turns to the exchange basket.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
ASHTABULA, OHIO. SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1873.



II is bad enough 20 see n bachelor
sew on button but he is the embodiment
Of grace along side Of a married man.
Necessity has compelled experience in
the case Of the former, but the latter has
depended upon some one else for this
service, and, unfortunately for the sake
of society, it is rarely he is obliged TO
resort TO the needle himself. Some
times the patient wife scalds her right
hand, or runs silver under the nail Of
the index finger, Of that hand, and it is
then the man clutches the needle around
the neck, and, forgetting to tie not in
the thread, commences to put on the
button. 1t is always in the morning
and from five to twenty minutes after
this he is expected to be down street.
He lays the button exactly on the site Of
of its predecessor, and pushes the
needle through one eye, and carefully
draws the thread after leaving about
three inches of it sticking up for lee
way. He says TO himself: "Well, if
women don't have the easiest time
ever see" Then he comes back the 9TH
er way and gets the needle through the
cloth easy enough, and lays himself out
to find the eye, but in spite Of a great
deal of patient jabbing the needle point
persists in bucking against the solid part
of the button, and finally when he los
es patience, his fingers catch the thread
and that three inches he has left to hold
the button, slips through the eye and in a
twinkling and the button rolls leisurely
across the floor. He picks it up with
out single remark, out of respect for
his children, and makes another attempt
to fasten it. This time when coming
back with the needle he keeps both tho
thread and the button from slipping by
covering them with his thumb, and it i,
out of regard for that part of him thai
he feels around for the eye in a very
careful and judicious manner, but event
ually losing his philosophy as the
search becomes more and more hopeless
he falls to jabbing about III loose anC
savage manner, and it is just then the
needle finds the opening, and comes NJ
through the button and part way
through the thumb with CELEBRITY tha
no human ingenuity can guard against
Then he laws down the things with Il few
familiar quotations, and presses the i'll
iured hand between his knees, and thel
holds it under the other arm, and final
ly jams it into his mouth, and all tn
while he prances and calls upon HEAVIER
and earth to witness that there has nevc
been anything like it since the worl'
was created, and howls, and whistles
and moans, and sobs. After while h
calms down, and puts on his pants am
fastens them together with a stick an
goes to his business a changed man.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
Apickpoc,set,. I,equest.

The following letter appears in the
New York Tribune:
SIR-Please advise your readers al
ways to leave their names and addresses
in their pocket-books. 1t frequently
happens in our business that we come In
possession of port-monaies containing
private papers and photographs, which
we would be glad to return, but we have
no means of doing so. 1t is dangerous
to carry them about-so we are forced
to destroy them. l remember an i'll
stance where met with serious trouble
because | could not make up my mind
to destroy picture of a baby which |
had found in the pocket-book of a gen
tleman which came into my hands in the
way of business on the Third Avenue
road. had lost baby myself, the
year before, of the same age as this one,
and would have given all had fol
such a picture. There was no name in
the port-monaie, and no way of finding
out who was the owner, and so, like q
fool, | advertised it and got shadowed
for it by the police. Tell your readers
to give us fair show to be decent
and always leave their addresses in theil
pocket-books. We want TO live and lei
tive. Yours truly, A PIcKPocKET.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
WHEN FATHER svAs A BOY


THIS world Is but humbug,
As the people know 50 well;
have the will 10 sell II of,
But no good will 10 sell.
A victim of disaster, and
A foreigner TO joy,
miss the times used TO have,
When father was boy.
plague on daddy's wedding. day
That terrible mishap;
Oh what a scrape they got me in,
When mother married Pap.
My wife Is ever on the grunt,
My baby on the squeal,
I've not one button on my shirt,
Or stocking to my heel.
I've more than have bargained for,
A lot of gloom and woe,
/ wish the lot would turn to one
About six feet or So
The dearest thing find is rent,
The staple thing is change,
Yonr nearest friend is misery
That friend IS never strange;
About the time you make pile,
And everything is nice,
Up comes the undertaken,
And your meat is on the ice.
There's not man will trust me,
I'm completely out ol hope;
envy all the onions that
Are hanging on rope.
A child of tribulatiOn and
An alien to Joy,
/ miss the times l used TO have
When father was a boy.
never see q coffin, but
/ wish was inside;
never see hearse, but
Would gladly iakr ride.
I'll kick the bottom out the world
To end the horrid show,
And let the whole managere
Exhibit down below.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
A FAST CoMrosIroR--In the office of

A FAST CoMPosIToR--In the Office of
Wisconsin journal there is compost
tor who sets type so rapidly (says the
paper) that the friction of his move
ments fuses the leaden emblems in his
stick, making them solid, like stereotype
plates. The only way to prevent this
is to have his case submerged in water;
and the rapidity of his motions keeps
the water boiling and bubbling so that
eggs have frequently been boiled in the
space box. Pipes lead from the bottom
Of his case to boiler in the press-room,
and the steam generated by the fast
compositor's movements runs the power
press. In one day he set so much that
it took all hands, from editor to devil,
two weeks TO read the proof, and
it wasn't his good day for setting, type,
either
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

George w. Smally writes to the Tri6-
me from London:-"As for the lookout
On board the Atlantic, it may have
been sleepy, without differing much
from that maintained on some other
ships. There is story of a passenger
crossing on one of the steamer of a
well known line, whose distrust was so
great that he spent every night on deck
Keeping watch forward. During the day
he slept. One night there came shout
from the bows, where this amateur stood
'tRock aheadn' The ships lookout had
gone to sleep. The watch on deck were
asleep. The officers of the bridge were
asleep. They woke up with the shout
and when they had got the helm hard
up, and the huge ship swung sullenly
off her course, the startled passengel Z
who thronged upon deck, saw the black
cliffs of Cape Race G looming down on
them within buscuit's toss. My au-
thority for that story it one of the en-
gineers of the ship in which the accident
occurred. -f aaolg
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

An awkward boy carried turkey to
his fathers minister, and said, Here s
turkey father sent you" Why, John"
said the minister, you ought to do your
errands more politely. You may take my
place here by my wife; and will take
yours, and present the turkey to you
The boy did as he was directed; and the
minister took the turkey, went out knock
ed at the door, was admitted TO the pres
ence OF the parsons wife and her suosti
tute husband, to whom he very politely
presented the turkey as gift from his
father Taking the gift, John said
''Tell your fatherwe are much obliged
to him for his present" Then turning
to the lady, he said, "Wife, give ths
boy half a dollar for bringing usthii
| gift" tn,' ~
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

Strains stop only on Signal. xTrans do not Stop.
zrelegraph Stations. Cleveland Time.
The Jefferson Accommodation leaves jefferson at 600
aud arrives al 7;45 pm.
The Way Freight trains stop at Jefferson in going
West. Mt $3.50 p NJ. and going East AT 1850 A. NJ. These
trains carry passengers.
Passenger the rate of cents per mie to way
stations, counted in even half dimes
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

An exchange has the following ebser-
vation: ssWe always get mad wheu we
walk along street about 8 O'Clock, and
passing shaded porch where q young
man is bidding his beloved a good night
b ear the girl exclaim in a loud whisper:
20 stop, George, you haven't shaved" ~
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
ERIE RAIL WAY.

abstract Of Time 7abte adopted Jun. 20M, 1872
DULLMAN'S best Drawing-room aud
Sleeping aches, combining all modern i'm
provements are run through all trains from Buffalo,
suspension Bridge Niagara Falls, Cleveland and Gin
cinnat to New York. making direct connection with
all lines of foreign and coastwise steamers and also
with sound Steamers and railway lines fer Boston and
other New England cities.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

TN reading This pageof Advertisements
you win and contributions In several PLACES. II
You havent time to hnnt them all up please bear In
mind that our ~ OK OF Cloths, '.7,tsf II fsr
Ready Maze Clcihing and Furnishing Goods,
IA large and Complete and that we are ready ks
40 snits nom the best goods with Trimmings mat
ss che lp a. u consistent with neatpess and good
wogkmanship. Yours huiy, WAITE AsbtfL,
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

Why are clergymen like brakeman
Because thsy do good deal OF COUP
ling. Ia ~ .Asi 1aAi -sd.tal ha1syttsle
4.f.sQsl-zFM-
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

What is the difference between
cloud and beaten child ? One poms
with rain, and the. other roars with
pain. ~ e,lgs
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

The Greeley statue fund now amounts
10 eo,5o4.56.
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03
CLOTIIIEIsS.

EDWARD G.. PIERCE Dealers in Clothing, Hats
Caps and Gents Furnishing Goods. Ashtabula. o. S3l
WAITE s. SILL, Wholesale and Retai
Dealers in r ady Made Clothing, Furnishing Goods
Hats. Caps. &C.. Ashtabula 9SO
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

l.. s. n M. S.-FRANKLIN DEVI ION.
From and after January 9th. 1873 Passenger Traius
will run follows:
Ashtabula weekly telegraph. [volume] (Ashtabula, Ohio) 1853-1873, 1873-05-03

GEORGE q. RUBBARD, Dealer in Hardware.
Iron, Steel and Nails, Stoves. Tin Plate Sheet Iron,
Copper and Zine. aud manufacturer Of Tin Sheet
bon sss csppa wAA risk's besk AshsAbpe,
, 1873-02-26
ANOTHER ROAD COMING IN,

A delegation Of gentlemen, connected with tho
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company, waited
upon tho Mayor, yesterday morning. for tho
purpose Of talking over::with him, informally,
their project for entering tho city, Thore were
Mr. Keyaor, Second yico-P President Of the Balti-
more 4. Ohio Railroad; Mr.. Quinsey, who is to
DO the President OF the Westo,n Division from
Pittsburgh to .chtcag 60; and n1r. oowen, Attor-
noy Of tho Road. The gentlemon explained that
they wished to run their track along tho margin
Of the lake, from thesouthe corner Of tho
South Park to Forty.1rat street, thoro to
unto with The illinois Central Railroad track,
and run into tho city With TINT, Company. They
intended to erect s draw.bridga oyer, tho now
outlet to tho lake IN thoir course and merely re-
reply stated that his jurisdiction ended with tile
city limits,7 and the only partios WHO could give
tn tue lSsiIed n Permission were Mayor cady and
Pork, md tho South Hido Park commissioners.
The gentlemen chattod pleasantly with the
Mayor for about .half-an-hour on various topics,
md then withdrew. -. :.
, 1873-02-26
"DOcTORED". BARLEY.

Ia, ;f. rJ,,.. - ~. (,,,.,,. 7-;n,n,,
~ ~, ms t4Ho' " 1"o .''.a.s.. .".sa2o '.sae
sIh In reply 70 o. communication that appear
ed 10 your paper on tho 10th Of this month, on
".Doctoring Barley,n.'I would aay that the man
who wrote It is oithor entirely Ignorant Of the
4aans4ee ~ oas1,s' mA,1' ana W.: ofs 9rea'ef
rogue than even no makoa h1msen out to be-
The demand In this city, and in MANY other
olties, is for pale ale, and brewers buy light bar
1ou hccsraa 4 a. tlo or1v nneit fba+ ~. aio
la ,Ia sran, MI, ha.,. .1saa s.4 ato
cau pe nlauo ifoua. OhlA ohf!ey nlaAea oafA
malt, and dark malt dnrk ale, which every brewer
knows. But there arc other reasons{or prefer
ring light barley. There ia a greater yio1d Of
than there is from fha dark. and ala 1oa]a from
tie ueht grado ia Of q finer flayor taetnr lass Of
, 1873-02-26
THE FIRST WISCONSIN INFANTRY.

FoND NJ Lao, Wis, Feb ~, 1873.
To the Editor Of 1Hs Chicago 1t1buns::
The third annual reunion Of the First Wiscon.
sin Infantry was held in this city on last Friday,
and was attended by q large number Of the rogl-
ment. In the evening, there VIVA q banquet at
the Patty House, at which Con. J. O, Stark.
weather. the old commander Of tho regiment,
presided. There wore many invited guests
present, and lettore were received from many
who could not bo present. Letters and tele-
grams were received from Gems, ". T. shoruan.
D. @. MoVean, and H. E. Paino, Gov. WASH
burn, Lieut.-dov. Petit, sceretary-of-War
Belknap. and many others, containing kind
words, and expressing regretH at their inability
to attend. Gen. RoHeorars sent lis salutation
70 the members Of this glorious regiment from
San Rafael Gal.
Gen. E. s. Bragg, the brave commander of
the old Iron Brigade, who WAS to deliyer tho
Rddreas OF Welcome, was detained by his business,
In Chicago, to the great disappointment on all.
Toasts wore responded to by Dr.. o. ". Wight
and Capt. Robert Hill, OF Alilwaukea. chi. a.
T. Thon, Col. O. K. Pier, Il. +. Reao. and II. Il.
Dodd, Of Fond du Lac.
After the Bpeeolen, the officers OF last vaar
we're re-oleoted, az follows,
tresidtnt-Gcn, ]. O. atarkweather
ysoe Pfestdent-col. George D. Bingham.
stcfetary--Capt. Q. II. Benton,
1+kasNrer-Capt. Ed. Furguson,
The general exercises did not cloeo until 2
o'clock q. M, aud tho social part some tiuo Istnr.
Tho third reunion Of this regiment was very
pleasant and cordial at1air.
, 1873-02-26
: RELIGIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS.

/, Trinity Episcopal. Church; services 1t 1o:4s a.
m. During Lent there will 'be short utany
service overy morning in tho week, except
Wednesday, from $3.50 till O'Clock. On WedneH-
day evenings there will be services and lecture,
commencing at 7:90. :"
Church Of. Our Savior, corner Of Lincoln
etroot and. Delden avenue; j; .seryices avasy
Wednesday and Friday evenings during Lont,
at 1880. =
Chrint Church, corner Of Michigan avenue aud
vwenty-fonrth street; services md address by
the pastor, ct 1880 8. m. and 1880 2. n.. ',
Mai. Whtttle will conduct Bible reAdiug in
tho Lincoln Park Church, corner Of Sophia and
Mohawk qtreots, at 7'80 p. M. = -
The noon prayer meeting to-day will be led by
TIE Rev. Q: D., dulipk. Subject. OF lecture,
"The Two Masters" -..-~~ &c..
Of Lont,- thore will be appropriate AorYicea. enl
sermQna In the Cathedral, corner Of Washington,
and Peoria streets, at 1890 a. N. aud 1850 j. N.
, 1873-02-26
SANITARY MATTERS.

Tho Board Of Health had lta regular meeting
yesterday afternoon, Mr. Hoard in tue chair.
The Sanitary Superintendent reported that there
were IA deaths last week, decrease OF 10
from the preceding ono. OF these 6s were males
and 76 fomalee. There wero 18 1caths by con-
sumption, l6 by convulslons, and as n,any BY
smallpox. Infantllo )lfo suffered less last week.
and rhere was m moreno Of deatAa by accidents.
1n Wow OF tho .great fluctuations Of tom-
more deaths, tho rango OF temperature last week
being 60 degrees.
The probabilities are that there will be IN in.
creased number Of DEATHS this woek. Twonty-
niuo now caHea Of smallpox and varioloid hAyo
been reported. There Ia 4 decrease In tho num-
ber Of Infected houses. aud It il hoped It will
continue. There arc now only sixteea patients
In tha Small-pox hospital.
, 1873-02-26
TREE.PLANTiNG.;

70 tho Editor u The Chicago 1tt6uns;
sm: VIII not the editor Of TIE TRIBUNE ad-
vocato in the strongest manner the necessity for
tree-planting In tho season which is 90 near2 !:
The high wlnds, and extreme cold, and az
treme heat are probably caused moro by the de-
struotion Of our Forests and the absonoe Of trees
In many portions, Of the country, than by any
large e1tent that might be avoided.
IL 1t too lato for the Legislature to make aomd
proper Inducements for planting tho ensuing.
spring?
nestern portion Of this great country.
HUMANITY,