The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-06-19

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Nhen i 80 educational .nssFugsoF
EGs 81 amateur fate-plsYsr ERR When he's
: private tooisF
Wiz are plun-ssoues Ia n'le.
.iaaes neeasse yoa never mett viii
illtn ia pairs tpe2rs
Nay can every na,ivc Of tie lotria
circle claim il - lis exclusive property
Bsoaute Il ia his zone.
on nhst feminine creature are yon re-
minded ou tie completion Of : bulldlngf
4 haussmAld.
Why mas, line drawn BY pen al.
WAYS bs o. slope - BecAnse II's alwsys
- .nk.llne 0neliue
Why lsamAa Ii front Of a erowd
likely 10 be well supported f-Beeanse be
las tie press II his back.
-KepalomeAsaterin ibis was the
note sent by farmer TO the school teach
ri 10 tie potato digging season 70 explain
lIs boys absence from school
a German friend whose wife takes
in washing for thei tustenauce claims
taat Ae earns his liking by the sweat OF
tis yrow.
Why are wAshermen the siiiiest Of
people - Because they put out their tubs
10 catch soft water when Il rAius hard,
How greedy you are, said one little
girl to another, who had taken the best
apple in the dish I was going to take
that.
a watering place correspondent
writes that very few bsthers battle at the
West End whcreupou Mrs. Darlington
sa,s she had an Idea they bathed all 0.
yer
Curiosity Ia the germ oy all enterpri'
1es--men dig for woodehucks more fol
curiosity than for the woodchucks.
- coquette Of Fou du Lac accepted
the matrimonial offers Of six simultane
ous swains, and then made them fight fo
the preference in order TO show the neigh
bors how much she was fit for.
"a young lady told an admirer tn
other evening, that he was like her oper
glass, because said she, eau draw yoI
ont, see through you, and shut yol
up.
An epigram.
We have received for publication th
following from loving swain, who
doubtless, has been kicked BY his sweet
heart.--
When Mary's qneeny form pfess
la strsnss latest waltz,
would a. well her lips earsss,
Although those lips be islae.
fof stlll With Gre Love tips his dart.
Add kindles up anew
The danes whiah once consumed my hes
When those dtArlips were true.
of form 80 fair Of faith 80 faint,
II truth we're ouly in her
Though che d be then the sweetest ssin,
ia stiil isel like sinner
"A Du,chman getting excited over q
account OF an elopement of marrit
woman gave his opinion thus: II my vi
runs away nit anoder mans wife, | shal
him out OF his preechss, IL she be my ia
der, mine Got.
Uncle L--Now Sammy tell me, ha
son read the beautiful story of JOSEF
sam--Oh, yes, uncle. Well, then, VIII
wrong did they do when they sold the
brotheri sam They sold him too chea
think, uncle.
Scene after examination. Excit
freshman--Did pass my examinatio
Professor Protessor( proud scor
No siri on dances Freshic, radie
with smiles. Professor--You misundD
stand me; you failed, sirl lncorrigil
Freshman All but won bet YOU 81
Professor staggers.
One Of 80 ancient tayerns of Bost
was called the Bite. Many surmises ha
been made a. to the origin of this nan
Tie Commercial Bulletin learns that
old times the house was patronized by
l6e big bugs hence the appropriate
tie
Aa Illinois paper regularly appe
Htgl three blank columns which
srradr,i thus: Special Notice These ,
utnts ate restt yea tur those mefcba
eho ought To advertise.
AZ itIiuais gitl, having six los,
onrrcd to marry tie Que who sho
break up the most prairie ia three d.
The result WAs that she got smart b
baud, aud her father found his new ii
ready ion planting tree Of cost.
Such II Hie Brown-llow's y
Nite. Jones Jones with the wine gla,
Poorly always il poorly, shes afi
.be'. going TO die, aud I'm afraid she !
- I've got doosid pleasant time o
altogether
Twa lawyer. returning from court
SAID 10 the other, I've d notion 10 Join
Eag Mr.--s church; been dehal
tisc matter tor some time. What do
mink ~ IL wouldn'tdo il, said The OF
ubt Because II would do YOU no I
ahlis Il would lte great iniurY to
.hafeh
IN eccentric Old fellow, who live
ptessle II ! graveyard, was asked
Was NOT 81 unpleasant location, No
6p 1 never lined ptkraA III Al nv