The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-10-02

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horticultural phenomenon bushman.
self-made men are very apt to worship
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When is horse the lightest ?--Wherl he's
rag. SIR Ia racer.) 1a@1g s.l8am IL aman
Virtue Is rock from which rebound all
the arrows shot against 1t.
Boston dairyman has been fined 200 dol
Jars for not putting enough milk in his wa
ter. As g.. b4.n., II
z It Is maintained that Rich ard III. was q
Good Temrlar, because he stopped King
Henry's bier .6a i <'aF7s .aa1@7a es.ih'
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Thou art SO near and yet so far" as the
man said ON looking down the shaft OF a coal
mine,
whats Biography, Bill pitts telHn'
OF forrin lands that we know nothing about,
by cute chaps that never seen 'em."
A clergyman lately said that tae modern
young ladies were not the daughters of Shem
and Ham, but OF hem and sham sssalH
Or all earthly mueic, that which reaches
farthcst into heaven Is the beating of o lovely
heart. -Beecher.
No doctrine Is good for anything that does
not leave behind 1t an ethereal furrow read
for the planting of seed which shall bear
abundant harvest. ats4a-9aaa
Prayer is very profitable. at night 1t is
our covering; In the morning IL Is our armor.
Prayer should be the key OF the day and the
lock OF the night.
The concluding words of Mormon gobl:ua-
~ notice at Utah are very pathetic: HE
leaves thirteen widows and ffty-iour chill
to mourn his loss.'
Talking about The jaws of DEATH" ex.
claimed man who was living with his :hird
scoldiDg wife; 81 tell you they a4e nothing
to the jaws of life u .js21
Fame Is an undertaken that pays but little
attention to the living, but bedizens the
dead furnishes out their funerals, and follows
them to the grave. 81 It s.s..5r..
religion can be no more learned out Of
books than seamanship, or soldiersEip, or
engineering, or painting, or any practical
trade whatsoever. --Eroude.
The weathe' may be dark and rainy, very
well-laugh between the drops, and think
cheerly of the blue sky and sunshine that
will surely come tomorrow.
One San Francisco paper In the merning
reported the sad death of deaf and dumb
girl. It's evening rival, not to be outdone,
gave also her last words. ..a
The grand constituents of health and hap.
piness. the cardinal points upon which ev-
erything turns, are exercise for the body and |
for the mind.
However many friends you have, do not
neglect yourself, though you have thou
sand, not one of them loves you so much as
you ought to love and respect yourself.
A negro, who had learned to read, wishing
20 give an idea of it to some of his acquaint-
ances. who had never seen book, said,
'Readin' Is de power of hearin' wild de eyes
instead OBJ de ears" a1a. 4a
A grocer asked an artist, sis sculpture diff.
icult ?" The artist replied, "Why bless you,
10. You have only to take block OF mar
Die and chlseI, and knock off all the marble
Tou don't want"
One of the bluest of Bostonians, on being
by rich and vulgar young fellow
or permission to marry tone of his girls"
rave this reply! Certainly, which would
you prefer-the housemaid or the cook ?''
We are all sculptors and painters. and
our material is our own flesh and blood aud
bones. Any nobleness begins at once to re-
Inc mans features ANY meanness or SEN
Iuality to imbrute them.
It is generally known that there are 80, 4s4
unatics in England and Wales, or that out
If every 800 people one is mad. This is no.
! cheerful reflection, II they arc voters it
Iccouats for great deal that requires elucl
lation.
In a French court recently, as witness
vas about to give testimony, an advocate
emarked: 81 wish to remark to the court
hat this witness is entitled to entire conf
Ience, as he mas not had time to consult his
awyer."
A chap has fitted up fiddle to run by
team, and the Mortified neighbors are look
ng about for some contrivauce that will en-
BILE them to run by steam, or If not, to
mash the machine without being found out. l
A negro boy, six years of age, has a picture
primer 20 teach him his letters. One of the
pictures is that of bull chasing boy,
which the little Erhiop watches from day TO