The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-25
WHlTTLINGS.
n little nonsense now and then
Is relishe0 by the wlseet men...

hartford, Conn.,, 10 horriAeA at O proE
tioA 10 start sunday paper.
The majority OF the married celliers
eaca piano. No wonder they strike.
St. Charles. Mo, has new jail. and
prospect
One Of the attractions at q Tennessee
was prize Of one bushel OF potatoes for
ugiiest man rider.
Stopping up the cracks in collars and Ac
cs to one Of the unmistakable sixns thatv
ter 10 ODprOaching
Ire editor ot'se HanOva. Spectator
presented with q fine xobbIcr for Thar
giving. Happy editor,
A dandy is a chap who would be lady
ne could ; but ~ he can't. does all he can
show the world he's not man.
n Westean paper. under the eadinC
sporting News" copies The announcem
that the Colts Of Hartford are running
fulI time"
The Boston Advertiser says straw In AFR
Cars Isa preventative OF cold feet. Ia
Is no need OF putting 90 many Iest IN u
word. however.
Inc CongregationaIist, after growing
printers b'nnders, says 1T is &c much a,
sentiments lie is worth 10 trsve. lros, N
York TO CbIca g."
Economy lie said To he Carried 10 sucb
extent in Gown III Michigan ,nat tbs pa
mills have been com 0siied Ia AuApend ,,u,
lions Tor want OF rags,
Boston Is SAID 10 have IN election ofic
who, after searching the ms" lhronyh .
he could NOT tind certain Mr. knights n,
on the voting list.
Washing mschIEes will he more fash,ot
hlr han cY> this winter, aad many Won
'ad'"s viii axe their first Lesson in
h"usrho'd accomplishment.
fashionable young lady dropped one
h's' fats eyebrows in u church new.
tad'y frightened young man next to
wi" 'nough' ~ Is uis tifuustaehe
WE re shal' pnt this paper SO ss to
su'' ~ h"a'"% = TO MORO" - inquired 3
~ Jahe or her brurher Charles .'Ou (,
l""klr- K as " was her brothers reniv
/ pretty poem. lately published tells b.
/ ilt'te g.ri ID h scotch kirk. weary -, +,
ministers tong prayer. stepped soit.y 20
SIDE, and Sa d, ., sir p!ears say Amen,
At praye" meeting in Maine, few de
ago. one OF The members PRAYED IL,
thou, knowesL that Charles romkins n
sold poor ooo's 90 some . US. Make him
the iair thing
| The HeTkiner Democrat asks: "Who
theie mat Is MOI cs"ined 20 some rock VI
past, with the Vuiiure q: Memery tearing
Ola V''"iN. screaming forever 'q, the ear
Conscience
Have you seen nay h'sck.faeed aufelope
| inquired Mr., LroAcope, who had collects,
OF animals, OF his TREND Bpttiejsck. mo,
haven't Whom did your blAck-faced .uf
elope Eiih!''
! standing beading la one OF the CAicas
papers is ERRORS Corrected" The .ollowil
Is sample of tie paragraphs It cover
"Lord Lyone is the bes Aost in Paris and a,
! the best shot
A Philadelphia pa per Of a recent date fu
nlsh' the startling Information that "Aurit
Manh0s Scverinus Bethius," celebrate
a'in philosopher, Was beheaded BY Xiv
Fheod0ric THU teen hundred and forty olwh
years ago yesterday
Here are two head lines in the order /
which they appear in contemporary-H
only reducing the type from startling hlac
letter to plain Roman -
1.-THE death of Queen Victoria annO uncs
on the New York Cotton Exchange"
"a meeting to be held expressive Of q
indignation Of citizens"
That is ABOUT equal TO G0vern0r Dean-
son's telegram on the nsghtof the President ia
election in 1860. There was = big fre In Col
umhus, Ohio, which consumed the Neil Heus
OF that city. The Governor wanted 70 an
nOunce two important facts to the Mayor c
Cincinnati, and he did it in this way:
"The Neil House is on Are. Lincoln Ia
carried the State by $4,000 majority. Sea,
two steam Gre-sbgiDes to put 1t 0ut.'
A ''reAder'' in New Britain very truthfull,
and Indignantly asserts that no woman. no v
ever nervous she may be, has . right to wax,
her husband from sound sleep to tell III.
ON his inquiring what is the matter, 'sRetA