Vermont farmer. [volume] (Newport, Orleans County, Vt.) 1870-1877, 1873-04-11


" III kape the pace, replied John, "but III
have the oud woman bate the head off him"
The London Neics says there are thousands
of English women, who never would call
themselves incorporate, but who would be
astonished to see the sum total of their tip
plngs for the year.
Somebody has written book entitled
Useful Hints for Ugly Girls" and the work
has had u smaller circulation than any liter
AIRY production ever published in the United
States
Mrs. McGlynn, of Omaha, attempted sui
eide by cutting her throat. She was so mad
at the surgeon who sewed up the WON dthat
she stained him twice and 1t is thought he
will die
| II has been observed often that those who
bcmoan divisions in u church are they who
make them; and also sometimes that they
who make them nrc the most ready to pub
lish the fact
A golden rule for young lady is. to con-
verse always with her female friends us If n
gentleman were of the party; and with
young men rs il her female companions
were present.
The ordinary expenses of the national gov
eminent are just about three times us large
us they were before the war, while the inter
est and pension list increase them to five
times us much.
From the report made in the constitution
nj commission it appears that the aggregate
of state. town, county and city indebtedness
in the state of New York has reached the as
founding sum of 1895, 100000
DIR. N S. Davis, OF Chicago, writes the
Medical Examiner that he uses with success
in ccrobro-sPinal meningitis the calabar
bean, either Alone or in combination with
ergot.
Mr.. j. w. Burk, of Coilcy's Cove, Cal,
put two charges of buckshot into the head of
his brother-in-law, John Drew, because the
latter ventured to speculate rs to the proba-
BILE paternity of Mrs. Burk's child.
A fellow named Shorer tried to hang HIM
selfin Troy, y, last week, but he was feeble
and clumsy, and the rope bothered him, and
he had poor luck all around, so that help ar
rived before he had got half through
The prize package iend of the railway
train is about 10 be suppressed in New York
state, rs bill is now pending at Albany, and
Will in all probability become u law, which
forbids the vending of such articles.
Napoleon's will has been proved in Eng
land. His personal property, sworn not to
exceed 100000 he left without reserve to
| lie w 30 a II
France-and don't he hope he may get 1t?
Only thirty-six Senators drew their extra
pay for the last session The rest, with 4
single exception, have left it in the hands OF
the Sergeant-at- Arms-to be called for whe n
the excitement has subsidized.
clairvoyant trio, two women and man.
have been travelling in the South, pretending
to cure epizootc by the laying on of hands 8
They practiced on Il mule in Kentucky the
other day, and the firm has since dissolved.
The directors of the Boston and Albany
railroad have decided to substitute steel fol
iron rails upon the entire track of the road
rs fas; as practicable. About 5000 tons Of
steel rail have already been purchased in
Europe.
Miss Phebe Somers, II good-looking young
woman of about % years, so won the sympa.
thies OF New York jury in breach ofprom.
Use and seduction suit against S. b. Chal.
mers, lawyer, that she was awarded sec, O0O
damages.
section of plastering about the size OF Il
bed-quilt fell on the heads of II group of Ten.
nessee senators who occupied seats together
in u Nashville theater, the other night The
frightened legislators thought an investig,,-
ton was ut hand.
The Morristown (Pa.) Herald tells Of Il
young woman who arose in her sleep, the
other night and after partially dressing her.
self fell out of the window. She Int squarely
on her hustle and bounded back into the
room again; the shock awOke her, and she
didn't know she had been out of the room.
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