River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-09-26

me- nc 20 given the palm Tor producing
ORANGES of Georgia growth were
never as big as they are this year.
+" SERMoNTrrE is what thew call n
brief hot-weather discourse in Illinois.
GEORGE RANcIs TRAIN has an incoma
OF S23, 900 yearly from his rents alone.
The Gar has started on tour TO
the Crimea.
EDMUND ABBOTT is the Paris CORE
spondent of the London Athen@um.
j. b. MoCULLAaH {" Mack ~ has
retired from the st. Louis Democrat.
THEIRS volume on the ARTS in It.
ally" is soon to appear.
Mrs. EDWIN M. STANTON, widow of
the late Secretary of War, is seriously
i'll.
The California University will ex-
plore the lava beds in the interest of
science.
The claimants twitch has been de-
cribed as a suffering in the left eye
Judy.
IF bookkeeper wishes TO borrow
novel he had better not tell his pro-
| fession.
JUMBO, son of King Boroney, of
Africa, is being educated in Liverpool,
Eng.
MARY BATCH lately died in England
at the age of 1903, leaving batch of
sixty grand children.
JAMES Coupon BENNETT, of the New
York Herald, holds apples in his hand
for Recorder Hackett TO shoot at.
No matter how aniable a lady may
be, fashion now demands that she
shall appear ruffied in public.
A HONEYMOON CAR - is run on the
Pacific Railway for the accommodation
of bridal parties.
THERE is proposal before the Brit
ish government that trees shall be
planted in the streets of London.
NoTE by CLiropodist Tin the coun-
try for the first time). Must be very
painful --corn in the ear"
TaBEE new war vessels have Just
been added TO the British navy, and
twenty-five others are building.
M. ID. CONWAY says the Empress
Eugenie looks dispirited, worn, and
old
Miss MARMoRA DEvoE has graduated
at regular theological seminary, and
has Devoted herself to the ministry.
"THE Old Prostitute" and "Our
Dog Jakey,' are pet names for editors
in Arkansas politics.
| PSYCHOLOGICAL novels is what the
critics call those novels which are not
logical in any other way.
The last big story is about rat,
which comes out of its hole to keep the
flies off a sleeping baby's face.
AT CLUG station, Wyoming Terri
tory, four Indian squaws were taken to
the polls, an their votes accepted.
Tnn Dubuque Herald is published
by Ham q Carver, but they don't cut
up as much as you might suppose.
"STAMPs" is the name of an editor
of North Carolina paper. He who
| filches from him his good name COM
mits a larceny indeed.
MILE. ANNA WALTER, a dancer at
the Vienna Theatre, was burned to
death when preparing to enter on the
stage.
IT is reported that A. T. Stewart has
bequeathed 81, 100000 to the National
Law School at Washington.
POSTMASTER FLLEY, of st. Louis,
demands an investigation into the
charges against him that he has ASSESS
ed his clerks.
Arthur HARDY, graduate of West
Point, has been appointed Professor
of Civil Engineering in Dartmouth
College.
Col. HENDRIoKsoN KoRTIaGHT has
been appointed Administrator OF the
government of the English settlement
on the Gambia.
A CLERGYMAN in Pennsylvania, in
stead of saying "Let us prav," saws
"Let us interview the throne of
grace !" The dominic had once been
reporter.
LORD HoUGHToN, in his sketch Of
Lady Ashburton, one of the brightest
women of her day, with q fine dasa Of
sarca m in her chat, says: Many
who would not have cared for quiet
defeat shrank from the merriment of
her victory. remember one of them
! N0Nluss hp tiOt btAnb
down, but ! can't stand being danced
upon afterwar Is. :"
Ar Bavais, France, some very valua-
BILE relics have just been found. A
working man has dug up a vase con-
tanning many gold pieces of the times
of the Roman Emperors. Other vases
have been discovered, and it is reported
that there are more than ten million
coins concealed in the neighborhood
of the ancient city. Nearly ono million
have already been dug up. The pro.
prietor OF the land claims the treasure,
as do also the workmen and the state
WHILE NJ. Francisque Sarcey was en-
gagged recently ON series OF articles
with the view Of exposing the La Sal
cite miracle, he suddenly lost all his
notes and his books connected with
the affair, leaving them in a railway
carriage or a cab. The disappearance
OF his carpet bag with these literary
treasures he cbaracterizes as miracu-
lous. The clerical party will not be
sorry for this loss, as M. Sarcey was