The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-12-06

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What ro|atisns g s u j. a, a door to mat "a
les assaPsslS g1s sIIsnassi1 81 is bJHIrsal w
Our boarding mistress motto-"Doal
sggeaIlSsEitH the th3efring!" saivsi bsa
Canada is sending out mission mriiss,ii,;nariie aries
todpdia. Indiazought to reciprocate.s
ST is said thaB every editor on the
Boston Posts wears spectaoles.
=, q ssgefore States were used people multi.
Piled on the iacos6f the earth. I
The bess remedy for morohantile
troubles-A liberal use Of printers ink.
Athens, Ga. has paper named G at,
with the motto Il can scratch
When does gardner most resemble
Norvars father? WHOM he weeds his
phlox. sa }1SsN3 ii Z
Mrs. Partington says she gets up
every morning at the shrill currion Of
~ SkeS htiissuNSiASEs = AiSat''
Psychological novels is what tho c,i
tics call those novels which are not ogi
cal in any other way.
"What is your name, little grip
d. ii6nieSwiat? t?''R.saMinn;e
Don't; that's what Mamma calls me-"
1t was mean thing for Danal Web
ster to do-to seik anna aTmaa with hay
stick over in Jsgysy Oily the other .day
In pennsylvaGiiaa,ss q lad5, hooked BY ii T
neighbor's bull for wearing red dress.
now bcmoans that she has no redress
'Loss of china packet .ship!" ex:.
claimed Mrs. Partiugton. "No woudc
when iron ones areHs alsgaysyato." \
In Wisconsin panGeported2thst. he
couldn't find word in the dictionary
because tho blasted book hadn got an
indoz.
A poor Keokuk, Iowa, woman had no
Z money to give toward :idipg the now
church, but sheschesrfhlly worked four
daFhshipglihess lcdifcen M ri
a IS maEsliaaht, y ae.Psofla.Rsds shis ,ad.
~sertiising wagon follows a funeral pro
ccssion, aud it was very properly tipped
into the ditch by the mourners.
A Detroit bootblack has bank ac
count of 81 100, much to the surprise OF
all who know how mu,h blacking is re
quired by The average s Miotig an boot
A blaine woihah5ate four quarts Of
oysters ct to one sitting, the other day, and
won one hundred dollars BY SO doing.
which, after deduc.ing gher burial exI
penses, eighty five dollars to commence
the next world witll.9( E.C}C}s9
The Corgrcgationahst: advises it's
readers to "sit at.the feet OF q, horse and
learn humility Just so,s Says the
California Nebs-Le4e|r. -s'Sit down a,
the feet Of a mule. and if he don't .humi
liats aaIll JhissteiI aud siekl q she in
aide.of bis legs with stable fork"
Now then, madam, please look stca
dily at this place on the wall, said.a
photographer to good aunt Elzabeth,
when he had put her iu position, and
the plate in the camera The deuryoId
lady looked hard at tbesdesignated3sr
from her sent, then got up, walked across
the floor, and minutely inspected iit, ,sanl |
shen, turning to the photographic, gently
remarked, II don't sec anything there .
A hard temperassi,isee 81 A rkansas;
iancying that Methodist revival
preashor "neant ,l,,im," in one of his
Ppintsd aernIo ons, paent 1himla challenge.
The minister accepted it, stating that
the Weapons wouIss5sbsq'ttBibles auly
Prayer" This nonplussed the oh alleny
er, ,and he procured "court of honor
to sit on stbe gRatterssssse,T 7 he s.coulrt, !
which cSzsiassd Eof Seix Ees perenccd
duellists, Declared thatagtlie cIerrg ma. ma il
was at fault, ':ns no gentleman, when
challenged, hassai right to select wcap
ons to which the challenger is totally
unaccustomod."
In Virginia City, Nevada, a gentle
man mas placed on each side Of the
gravel walk leading from his front seat
to his daogs aehapdsomeirong fence, the
top rail hsaHhiahs il made of gas pipcs
filled witF spia lllhples. Before ho thus