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The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19
MISCELLANEOUS.
Market Farm for Sale
ALLEGHANY COUNTY, MI

UyHE FOLLOWING sTATFMFSr >.
i strictly in accordance with the facts a.
Is no oveidrawn picture OF what can h.
done:
There are fifty acres for more can he hsn
ofrich alluvial bottom lands, not liable ~
overflow, in the form OF An oblone snns,S "
level, and at this time in fne conS,,;I,ss'
situated between thePotomac river Az o. a.
Baltimore and Ohio railroad, with ~ "a.
or switch connected with the proparty a. 80;
Is about half way between CumberlaSl s az,
the densely populated coal and iron reVicN
OF Georges Creek Valley, where vegetable
or, in other words, the products OF a trncL
farm, can be sold In any quantity anS !.
prices far exceeding the rates in Easie,r
cities. "
The health OF this place and vicinity 3.
excellent and ague and fever unknown =,
the past twenty years
There are also about seyenty.rve scre> q.
strong limestone upland situated on M.
opposite side OF the Baltimore and Oh,
railroad nom the bottom land.
The quality OF this land and It's proxIrn,',
10 certainly the most active and best MAJ.
kets in the world, would make one md.
standing truck farming 10 realize lortuur
in few years.
This region ofeountry is rapidly nnln,
mp, and thus far the market cannot be sun.
piled without sending on for vegetable,
nom other places.
uany one desiring 10 make a profitable
investment In such property will visit hi,
place and ind that all we claim for II as
well as what Is represented about our mar.
kets, &c, has not been correctly stated, hi
expenses will be paid We therefore conf &.
IDENTIFY invite persons 10 come and look auL
investigate the matter for themselves.
There is lime kiln on or near the prom.
erty, which the party buying can Us
without rent, and thus make his lime
simply the expense OF coal and burning.
Address: X. ID. JOHNSON
febS-enh Cumberland NJ
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Go to Blends for your Boots and
Shoes, where you can find the best as
sortment OF Ladies, Misses and Chill
dren's fine shoes, and Mems fine Calf
Boots and shoes, hand made, superior
in stvle and finish to any ever before
offered in the city. L. V. BLOND.
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BosLEY Il EY.-The atten-
ton of the trade and others
is callel TO the advertisement
in another column OF Messrs.
Bosley Il Feeuey, who represented one
of the largest and finest wholesale con"
fectioaeIy houses in the city. The
class OF goods which they offer is un-
exceptionable in every particular, and
dealers generally will consult their in
terests in calling on them.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

HANDSOME Pianos and Organs, fully
warranted ak and seven years, at low
er prices and easier terms at Sbeibs
Music Store, than elsewhere. Re-
member the place, 18th street, above
Market,
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CALL and gee the great reduction in
Dry Goods, at J. W. FERREL's,
Centre Wheeling.

Toys For CHRIsTMAs.-The head
quarters OF Santa Claus as far as toys
are concerned will be found at Anthony
Gollner's. No. lib Market street, op.
posite old Uu.un. His stock includes
every thing attractive and desirable for
the little ones, and at prices that will
undoubtedly give satisfaction. He has
also large stock Of fancy baskets
which will make desirable and useful
Christmas presents. Call and see him,
No. lib Market street, opposite old
Union. lilU
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

GREAT ExCIrEMENT.-My fresh stock
of Merinos, Mohairs, Alpacas, Dress
Goods and Carpets, which l have just
received from the New York Auctions,
are going off with a rush. Come soon
if you want them, as they are being
sold at half their value, by
j. w. FERREL,
Centre Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

Ir will soon he time for our young
men to swear CT" They usually do
that about the first OF every year, and
stick 10 il for two weeks, at least.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

THE latest and cheapest seLt me
from New York auctions, fifty pieces OF
mohair alpacas and other dress goods,
also ten pieces OF carpet, dirt cheap,
and must be cold, by
J. w. FERREL,
Centre Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

WORTH REMEMBERING.-The place to
buy hobby horses, children's wagons.
carts, velocpedes, elegant bible, hymn
books, gift books. and bronzes, is at
JOSEPH GRAVES,
18th, old Monroe street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

SERIOUSLY HURr.-Yesterday morn
ing, Willie, a young son OF james Nc
Cannon, was thrown from horse IN
front OF Holidays planning mill in the
Fifth ward and seriously hurt about
the head. He was taken to his home
where proper assistance was rendered
him
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

Mrs MARTHA A. CooPEE is appoints
ed postmaster at Cold Stream, Hamp-
shire county, West Virginia, vice L. c.
Cooper, resigned.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

OUR friend, Robinson, is doing some
fine work in his line. All wanting
photographs will do well to give him
their orders.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

ELEGANT Mereschsum Pipes, Cigar
Holders, Cases, Pouches, &c, suitable
for Holiday presents, at the City Cigar
Store. 1910.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

MUFFLERs, ear warmers and gloves
OF all kinds just received by
JOHN l.. RICE,
Al Twelfth Street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

CALL and see the choicest line oil
goods in the city, at
JOHN L. RIcE's,
II Twelfth! Street.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

CIRCUIT CoURT.-Nothing OF impor-
lance was done in this court yesterday
The court adjourned until the next
term.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

If you want nice set of Furs, go to
George R. Taylor & Cos. They have
opened a new stock for the holidays
Prices reduced. lI-2.
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SOME OF the incest and freshest fruit
cakes, pound cakes, lady cakes, Noun
tain and small cakes. for the holidays
at MRS. ZEIGENPELDER's.
106
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TIE City Cigar Store is the place for
real Mereschaum Pipes and Cigar
Holders, No. 6S, 18th street
II. L. Loos,
1910 Proprietor.
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HOLIDAY Oysters from 25c to SOC
per half can, at
1876 MRS. ZlEGENFELDER
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 49,. 1879.
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
Index 10 New Advertisements.

For Cincinnati-Steamer Hudson.
OGal-List, Davenport Il Parks.
Hamilton's Opera House.
Copartnership Notice.
To the Trade-Bcsley Il Feeney.
Dissolution Notice.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

An elegant assortment OF Gentle
mans Slippers, and all the latest styles
OF Boots and Shoes, just received at
Z. Y. BLoSB's.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

TERRIFIC -Gentlemen's long double
shswls for 81, and ladies in proportion,
at J. W. Ferrels. That's the place to
get cheap goods now.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

BARaAINs.-Alpacas in all colors
from Is to 20 cents per yard, at
J. w. FRRRELs,
Centre Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19
SHURTLEFF HOUSE,

EAIRMOST, WEST VA, FORMERLY
i Kearsley. This House has just been
newly reftted from cellar 10 garnet with
new beds and new furniture, and Ia second
10 none in the country, and is situated al
the B. & o. railroad depot. This House Is
first class in every respect. The table Ia al.
ways supplied with the best in the market.
Charges moderate. Sample rooms for COM
mercial travellers. No charge for handling
baggage. Give me a call Satisfaction
guaranteed TO all my patronE Good stab
ing for horses, z, W, SHURTLEPF,
noy2 Proprietor
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

Every year increases the popularity OF
this valuable Hair Preparation; Whlcn -
due to merit alone. We can assure our oiS
patrons that II is kept fully up 10 us hlSn
standard; and 1t is the only reliable ana
perfected preparation for restoring GRAf
OR FADED HAIR to its youthful color, max
ing IL soft, lustrous. and silken. The scalp,
by us use. becomes white aud clean. IL re.
moves all eruptions and dandruf. ana, oy
its tonic properties, prevents the hair rom
falling out, as II stimulates and nourishes
the hair glands. BY Its use, the hair grows
thicker and stronger. In badness, II re;
stores the capillary glands TO their normal
yigor. and will create q new growth, except
in extreme old age. 1t Is the most economy.
cal HAIR DRESSING ever used, as II requires
fewer applications, and gives the hair
splendid. glossy appearance. A. A. Hayes,
M. d., State Assayer Of Massachusetts, says.
1.-THE constituents are pure, and careiully
selected for excellent quality; ana con,
purposes
Sold bv oil Dr1i00iSts and Dealers in Medicines
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

THERE was nothing Of an exciting
nature occurring about the city yester-
day.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

TIE horse advertised by Smith Nc.
Donald will be sold Saturday Deem.
Der 10th, in Market square, at 9 o'clock
4. u.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

PORCELAIN miniatures for holiday
presents at RoBlNson's.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

AT the City Cigar Store you will find
the best Imported Cigars and Formosa
Fine Cut. lS-IU.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

CHOICE neck wear just received by
JOHN L. RICE.
A, Twelfth Street.
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franklin Insurance Go.
WHEELING w. WA.

0:tics, I'm Company's BuilGin2l 22 Non.
roe Street.
DIRECTORS.
Geo. Mendel, President.
John III. Hobbs, Thos. p Shallsross,
&. w. Franzheim, L. g. Sire,
Geo. Adams, Geo. B. Caldwell,
NJ. Reilly,
in. VANCE, Vice President,
g. NJ. COEN, Secretary,
al. WILEY, General Agent.
Total Income TO IeS QS
cosses Paid to Date--.s-.,--.--......Ls50,s s6sfs
Jan.l, 1871. tyS
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EsTERDAY was beautiful and dull.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19
WILLIAMS BROS.

CENTRE WHEELING, 2l2I MAIN st.
~ one square below Ferrel's dry goods
store, are selling Oil Chromos Oh lime. in
weekly payments OF 81 %. Albums and
SIeroscope Views IN great variety on hand
PhotogIs phs copied In India or water col .
OIb. decg.t.Ia
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-12-19

A LOT Of cheap toys 10 close out the
stock, at Mrs. ZElGENFELDERs
1876
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For Cincinnati.
Wheeling, Parkersburg ana
Cincinnati TransportntscE
Conlpany's Packets

Cpp.IER,..,.-.........Ca Capt. JACK HARRISON.
EXPREsS,........ PHIL. ANscH UTE
The COURIER leaves Wheel
sleEx$ing for Parkersburg every Tues
Ss<xsssSSs day, Thursday and Saturday at
l0H o'clock A d: Returning leavesiPark,
ersburg every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday at 6 O'Clock A. NJ.
The EXPRESS leaves WEeeing for Park.
ersburg every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday at l0E O'Clock AM. Returning leaves
parkersburg every Tuesday, THURSDAY and
Saturday at o'clock A. NJ.
For freight or passage apply TO
&C. II. BOOTH & CO.,
lees, Agents.
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IoR cream for the Holidays, at
1876 MRS. ZBIeByFELpRRs.
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1910
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n lCIS "a,
Fl air Vigor,
For Restoring to GRAY Hair It.
Natural Vitality ard Color.

wjICI.I sr,
n.,., ,,r. lac.
t,.y and one,
M ,r m.
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/ 10.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
An EveuffuI Life

1t may be truly said that Anna Dickin,
sons life for the last ten years has been an
eVentful one. She has worked her way
from an obscure Quaker girl to the first and
best known woman in America. The first
money earned by this champion Of her sex
was twenty-five cents, for scrubbing pave
ment in the city of Philadelphis. With
this hard earned piece of silver (Which it
wss) she gained admission to lecture OF
Wendell Phillips, very poor girl listening
to the first orator of the country. Now she
is herself the peer of that orator. She has
accumulated fortune, and what is of in
fnitely greater import, has won an honest
fame that will live for all time.
Miss Dickinson resides in the city of
Philadelphia, and handsomely supports her
aged mother. In city after city, separated
by hundred and hundred of miles, Anna
Dickinson neVer forgets the sffectionate
mother at home. Her messages Of love
fash across the wires, and give expression
Of her warm heat.
Her charitable acts are matters of public
record. She is never appealed to in vain.
Her purse has ever ibeen open to the poor
and distressed, and by them she will always
be gratefully remembered.
MISS DICKINSON as TulcS spedhs I'VE
night in the week. saturday being the
"off" night. She is very regular in her
habits, and wholly abstains from eating
after dinner any kind Of food until she has
finished her lectures. She is constantly
busy with the pen-her correspondence ac-
cumulates from day to day, 30 that her
time is divided between speaking, writing,
and teaching, and yet She braves this
fatiguiDg life, and invariably appears before
the audience apparently fresh-seldom ex-
hfbiting the fred sign of exhaustion. Her
lecture tomorrow night has been termed by
Charles Sumner, ga beautiful drama acted
by one person." In It she displays the
wonderful dramatic power that has prompt
ed many Of her friends TO advise her to
seek new laurels on the STAGE Louisville
COMMERCIAL, 9th.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
THE COURTS.

SPECIAL SUPREME CoURT.-By Judge
Head.-Ward, administrator, VS.. Collier
and others. affirmed; Harding VS.. Nash
vile and Northwestern Railroad, decree.re-
versed and remanded for answer.
By Judge Nicholson.-Brown vs.. Mays
and others, decree affirmed.
The following cases will be called to-day:
Bell and others vs. Lindsey and others.
ChadWeI, executor, VS.. Lawrence and
others.
Maxwell, Saulpaw s. Co. vs.. Louisville
and Nashville Railroad.
Ramsey vs.. Edgefeld and Kentucky
Railroad.
Bsmberg r vs.. Loeb.
Hamilton & Co. VS.. Allison.
UNITED STATES CIRCTIT COURT
Bon. Connaly f. Trigg presiding.
|. 81. Thomas and John ii. Thomas VS..
city-both dismissed.
Jos. ii. Gum VS.. Thos. j. Hopkins, ex-
ecutor; by consent Of parties, revived in
name of A. f. Whitman, administrator of
Jos. ii. GuIn.
A. A. Hall vs.. Jos. q. McCrory, admins
traitor, dismissed.
II. j. Werdebaugh q Co. vs.. W. B. Law
renee, non suit.
Werdebaugh, Smith q Co. VS.. w. B.
Lawrence, non suit.
Il. Walter & Bro. VS.. w. B. Lawrence,
non suit.
J. A. Cartwright was admitted as an at
torney.
The court will this morning commence
the peremptory cali of the civil docket of
the Circuit Court, Spd attorneys having
cases on that docket had better be in at
tendance.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
DICKSON COUNTY.
FrOst-CrOps-Odd Fellowship.
the Union and American.


To the Union and American:
WHITE BLUFF, Tenn, April 20, 1875
Thinking that few lines from this place
might be of interest to some of your nu-
merous readers, have concluded to write.
We had large frost this morning. Many
are afraid it has done much damage to fruit
and vegetables, but from long experience
and observation on the subject, am inclin-
ed 10 believe that the injury is not as ex-
tensive as might be supposed. Considerable
damage has been done, but still believe
we will have moderate crop offruit. The
crops in Dickson are backward, our farmers
holding back ard waiting for be, ter and
warmer weather.
This county has always been regarded
as rather poor county for a. AGRICULTURAL pur-
poses, and it certainly is inferior to many
other counties in Middle Tennessee, but the
tobacco crop here can be made very profita-
BILE, and many of our best farmers are be-
ginning to direct their attention to its cul-
ture.
Our little town is steadily improving.
Several buildings are going up and others
in contemplation; amongst the latter are a
church, schoolhouse and an Odd Fellows
hall.
4. This has been a day of great interest
here. Being the anniversary of Odd Eel
iowship our Lodge determined to celebrate
it in a proper manner. About O'Clock
the people began to pour in from the sur
rounding country, and by halfpast ten
large crowd had gathered, numbering sever
al hundred. A procession was formed of
members Of the Order, aud marched out to
q grove close at hand, where platform was
erected and seats prepared. DR.. j. r. Har-
well, r. W. G.. Secretary of the Grand
Lodge of Tennessee, delivered one of the
ablest and most eloquent addresses have
ever listened to on the origin, progress and
principles of Odd Fellowship. He he'd
the vast audience spell-boand for an hour,
and immortalized himself with our people.
The Doctor is certainly an able advocate of
a noble cause. A few remarks were also
made by Mr.. Cooley of Charlotte, after
which all were invited to partake of a
sumptuous repast in the shape of an old
fashioned barbecue. The behavior was ex-
cellent, and everything passed off nicely
and ali were delighted. OSCAR.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
PERSONAL.

Major 81. L. Morrill,, Superintendent st.
Louis and Southeastern Railway, was il
the city yesterday.
Among the arrivals at the Maxwell House
yesterday were 81. T. Bond New York; j
o. Frost, Boston; E. II. Payne and family,
w. w. Thompson and James Lahey,
Louisville; Capt. T. II. Francis, Cincinnati
V. Dunning, Atlanta; r. Jennings, New
Albany; Mai. Thos. j. Brown, Giles coun-
ty; II. l.. Morrill,, Henderson, KY.
Hon. w. II. Wisener and T. F. FonVille,
Shelbyville; DR.. w. G. Jones, Texas; DR..
Geo. Z. Griffin, Gallatin; G. j. Booker, L.
Dean and James Bryant, Murfreesboro; j.
w. Fowler, New York; ]. NJ. Speer, Cedar
Hill; j. NJ. Byers, Cornersville; W. W.
Sanders, Ashland City; A. Powers, Tulla-
homs; F. E. Wiley, White Bluff, and j. E.
R. Carpenter, Columbia, were among the
arrivals at the Commercial Hotel yesterday.
Maj. Aleek Williams, formerly a well
known citizen of Sumner county, but for
some years past residing in West Tennes-
see, passed through the city on his way to
Gallatin. He met many of bis old friends,
and enquired frequently for bis former part
ner, Caesar Jones.
Col. B. f. Freeman, and family, New
Orleans; T. b. Hughes, Pensacola, Fla;
Robert Figg, Chicago; G. S. Sweeney, New
York; James Gray, st. Louis, and G. NJ.
Brooks, Murfreesboro, were registered al
the St. Cloud Hotel yesterday.
Miss Dolbear, of St. Louis, has accept ed
the position of teacher of mathmatics In the
Edgefeld Female Seminary. This lady
taught French and German and the higher
mathematics in the High Schools at st,
Louis, and brings with her the most fatte r
ing testimonials from the Superintendent.
The st. Cloud changes hands on the LIST.
of May, at which time Col. II. II, Erwin
and E. II. McCord become the proprietors.
The latter gentleman has had long expe-
rience in the hotel business at Pulaski
where be made host of friends. In the
charge, we are glad to notice that our friend
Battle still retains his position as clerk.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
New Advertisements.

Yeaman, Shields & Co. will make very
attractive sale of desirable dry goods this
morning.
Earring lost on Spruce, Broad or Vaux-
hall street.
Do not fail to read the published pro-
gramme of the opening day of the Nash
vile Exposition.
"a ~ See notice of sale Of household goods,
books, etc, by U. S. Surgeon Weeds.
Called meeting of Asylum Nashville Com
mandery this evening.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters are adver-
tised in another column.
ss Proposals for building received by the
Board of Trustees Of Insane Asylum.
Dancing Academy at McClure's Hall.
See notice TO stone contractors.
Steamer Tyrone leaves tomorrow.
Steamer Eddyville leaves to-day.
Hogan Brothers advertisements appear
in another column.
See notice of Singleton & Co.
Stoves by the Excelsior Manufacturing
Company.
Browns Bronchial Troches.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral for coughs.
Dooley's Yeast Powder.
Prof Halls Magic Compound for causing
board to grow.
Cancer cured without the use of knife.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-04-29
MELANGE.

Grace Greenwood is getting on the
shady side OF fifty.
Savannah, Ga, has tailed one Tor The
FIRST sanstroke Of the season.
Sunday evening is reception nowadays
in fashionable circles. 49,
"A load of wood given to poor person,
warns you almost as much as 1t does him.
A Minnesota hen has got into the news
papers by laying thirty-six eggs in sixteen
days.
- San Francisco, with the rest of them,
adv ses young men TO ego West"
-Poetical Justice was lately done at So
Ion. Ohio. A locomotive ran over switch
man.
"A Nashville man, in paroxysm OF
anti Modoe enthusiasm, attacked wooden
Indian in front of a tobacco shop.
Twenty pupils of the Pittsburg Female
College have recently been converted, and
will kiss on the sly no more.
AN oil region paper speaks Of Q "horri-
BILE holocaust where sleighload of young
folks are run away with, and thrown over
bank into a snowdrift.
Little Maggie was sitting in the cold,
and her breath looked like smoke. She
ran to her ma and said: "Oh, ma! I've
swallowed fire, know 1 have, for the
smoke is coming out of my mouth"
Ladies who understand the art of dress
ing know how much the success of toilet
depends upon the accessories. As Sam
Weller said of the pieman's pies, ''it's the
seasoning as does it." RI 81
"A gushing poet asked in the first line
of the recent effIsion, SHOW many weary
PILGRIMS liep" We give it up; but expert
ence has taught US that there are o good
many.
They tell of one Boston mother who
says of her baby that Gas it couldn't be
handsome like its papa, IFS going to be good
like its mamma" This is The first baby on
record that is not the prettiest that ever was
to its mother.
Jones raised thunderstorm the other
day by suggesting to his landlady that she
should put more lightning into her bread.
He was electrified by discharge which i'm
mediately ensued, and is now looking for a
new clearinghouse.