The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-01
A BOIsTEROUs HONEYMOON,
Or, The Foolish BrIdeEroom-A Story
I'm one Chapter.

From the Rochester Democrat
The following marital incident was
related to us the other day by a gen.
tleman who stated that he was person
ally cognizsnt OF the facts Some
weeks since, sturdy young farmer
from the neighborbood OF H, stole
fair dsmsel by ladder, not OF ropes,
but Of pine, from the domicil OF her
loving bat recusant parents, and started
for the State capital to be united in the
bonds Of holy wedlock. The twain
were accom- panied by q sympathising
sister who wore upon her immaccu
late bosom the scar and yellow Leaf"
of forty autumns, but whose intense
pruderly had compelled her 10 sbun
the parental root and take up her abode
as domestic in an adjacent village
The stlriy dgricOld and his duLcineI
were duly married, aud with their sis
terlv attendant repaired to certain
hotel to pass the night. The people
at the hostelrY where lhis happy bridal
party stopped, WONDERED at the singular
manner in which they conducted them.
selves. Tue husband would take his
newly made sister -in-lsw into q re-
treating corner OF the sitting room, and
with more than ListrionIc earnestness
OF gesticulstioR argue with her for
several IN nutes successively. Upon
this the autumna maiden would ex-
citedly demonstrate, and using a Ger
tain pedal movement, vulgsrly yclept
putting the foot down" exclsim with
all the emphasis OF purtubsted
heroine, 81 sbalH' Then the husband
would take his hlushing bride into an
other corner, but no sooner had they
met and kissed" than the hslcyou
moments would be interrupted by the
interpositon OF the excited maiden OF
forty autumns.
About 10 o'clock the people Of the
hotel bega1 to ascertain what was the
real Issue in the case. There was
"rumpus" IN the bridal champer. F..
minlne shrieks and masculine oaths
intermiDglng without number startled
the hotel people, and they rushed to
the apartment in which lay the epiths-
lamium.
The maiden OF forty autumns was
pressing rearward against the door with
all the force Of bsttering ram, and the
bridegroom, now endiSkabiLs, was pre-,
venting her entrance with all his might.
Occasionally she would so far effect
an entrance as to reveal within, the burly
form OF her brother-in-lsw in his gen
tlemsn Greek Slave" apparel.
Ii appears the maiden OF forty autumns
was determined to occupy the same bed
as the uewl ly married pair; it also seems
that her sister favored the arrange
menis, and that ber lord and master
had acqIiesced in it before the wedding
took place, though now Indignantly re-
pudiating the contract
"Won't you leave, now, Molie = says
the bridegrt ON, soto voce
mo" says the rate sisterin-sw, 81
be dsrned il / will "
Don't come down a peg" echoes the
angel within the br dal chamber.
Hold up now, Jenny" SAYS the be-
young rustic to his amiable
yonng spouse; "tor Gods sake don't 90
to kicking up in this way, now beg Of
you, now don't"
"Ill kick up as much as want to, !"
the darling replied.
well, shouted the now despairing
and desperate man, putting on his wed
ding rsIment and boldly advancing into
the crowd, Jest you two critters put on
your whole garments, make a bee line
tor home, and bring back here the old
man and woman, and ri be damned #.
| don't marry the whole caboodle Of.
EN-, and we'll sIee p together"
1t is needless to say that the whole
was settled soon after, and the
sutumns virgin was content to retire
to a separate room, where, no dpubt
she dresmt dreams OF coujugal iufelIci