The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-03-26
Fun From Cur Exchanges.

q plNycr-mecting held il n church noh
far from that city recently, a gentle
man placed his lat in the aisle basido
his seat, and was greatly surprised
upon seeing it take q start and follow
lady down the aisle, being caught IN
hcr clress' lie iiiiiicna'eiy got GOWN
oi ''li iours anu "eh' l0r t"e Ia'' out
ever! .iihe ne P't MS mana out ta~
geC IL 'he iauy took step forward
"n,, ~ was JuS' hcPV out VI us r'uc!''
",i1 . co e,, ui,. no, soC ~ vi! i'c 'iao sono
no i.,i i.-iscn Vi VIC '''S'e y! ."l'
IN NY - ruI;VNe1 i.. "'.c :" -" 'I''cf,
"n,' ,,. ,o ~" 80, ll' N'o'' '!'' anu +" o''
WV '-'' ..l
Many very important qlcs,iona gra
get at rest forever by the learned ti-
bunals o. the country. The Circuit
Court OF the District OF Columbia dc
clded tho other day that O white man
docs not become an Indian by marry
ing squaw. We arc glad that point
is settled, forany one who is SO in-
clined may now WOO his dushy matc
without fear that if he marries her he
Will become transformed into blood
thirsty savage with coppcry skin,
coarse black hair, and penehant, for
aou,tio, M ~ " I his ra"lp, ,,,, ''''''- '0' '''~
N - mo
a Lafayette lover seated himself on
barrel turned on Its side, while Sc
renading his hearts mistress. In his
ectasy he rolled the barrel over,
slammed his guitar against shutter
III his efforts to regain his balance,
and disappeared IN tie cistcrn. Tho
:" 5 ois - 'no ~ :" il,i...el
- n,' "ony rlosi' 0|' nv O'''i,o
i'iii!' ,n.i NY o'''-''os' ="
,' ,"iiou' pliv, "iu pl.'u,osiuo M oo'-
e.'n - .e ne "ai '''o va! io.'i "
IL A., -" ,o. ,'"~ "nu euaf p"pI's "o.n =!
I 'rnorGn. a,.;a.,,, .t''' - ~ - "' ~ sin'p pis
W, %. .,ee"'ttSS o'i."'r o'',uiti',.V" ,W
~ spIaay "oin ~ 'Aio oui-'s,
- "n' q ,i9,1u ,H, ouo Vi 'no Ii,'oi ~ '',i'
","o -' 'i''i'' ",-'
refuge in the first 3. shebanyp he on.
conntored lie doesn.t On for tbo oirl
on;to 60 heavily os ho diJ Inf bo hos
smashed bis Ciiitor 70 nicces. ..r
-, , e..
Onc Oh inc D"uoury poiicc hoaflns
"iia' iic supposeu W ue TO" III
The first man he met was doctor,
who pleasantly remarked that :" it was
boy" 1t is no more than right TO
say that the officer of the law was the
first man out of the yard. Dunbmy
New8.
II ia n,r for hove 20 s,,n;rp,o H.,
sidewalks, but there is a Young man
on st. Clair street who will stand up
when he eats, hereafter. unless he
gives up the funny habit he has con-
tracted Of turning the hose on passerS
while he is washing down the walk
The magnitude Of the boof and shoe
trade of this city will be impressed on
his mind forever one OF these days
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A newsboy having been garroted
and robbed in Jacksonville, ILL.,, the
Chicago Times says that highwaymcn
will be attacking reporters soon, as
those gentlemen stand next below
n',, llo" ~, - '-0 0>''i0 - ~ '''''''''10
O'''''
The Buffalo Er33ress under tho
head of g Tootsicums," expresses .ears
that the unhappy women of Louis
vile and st. Louis will become
known throughout the world as pos.
sesslhS Inc largest ieet oi any pcopio
oil whom we have record"
A new temperance organ is ndver-
tiseI; it is called "iirst-gIass paper"
Surely there must be mistake somo.
where?