New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-08-23
hours Of its being served upon him. will be fined nifty
$50 cents Forming in the Congress Spring grounds, the
procession will move as follows:


Bernstein's Band.
The President OF the Village,
Col johnson, equipped with the largest housesyrnge
Dipper-boys from the various springs The only
recompcnse these boys receive Is The gratul-
ties given them by visitors"
Arbuckle-with his c0ruet fun of Congress water
James BreSliU II. H. Hathorn,
Peter Gardner, Major Leland.
Charles LELAND, ). NJ Maryin'
Thompson, the head waiter twho has not before had
notice.,
The handsome ana accomplished room clerk,
Rodgers, Gage, aHd Lowell
William. Frsbe, Amos, Potter.
b. F. JudsOn L. T. Huing triding In the Posmasters
Col Dave Richie, Col Je1a Mcdowell,
More Colonies,
John Morrissey and Dealers,
Distinguished citizens in carriages
Educated Ben-the Learned Fig.
The beautiful Indan Girl,
The Corn Doctor, with certificates;
Man with scales-"Try your wait Tor nVe CENTS"
Other DISTINGUISHED citizens In carts,
John G. SAKE,
Moon and Myers, in arm. and armed with b-hooks
and skimming-kniyes,
Owners of real estate in the vicinity
Distinguished citizens on horseback,
Disting uished citizens In wheelbaTows.
Distinguished citizens on foot,
All sorts Of citizens.
Citizens,
Lander's Band.
p s. The whole affair VIII be under the personal super
intendence of the polite and accomplished Prof. Manuel
-[Daily Saratogian print
Immediately on hating under our Windows discus
sion arose as to the proprety Of getting the engine out
And ont where the fire was This debated at length
Bresn and Gardner objected to getting the engine out
because It might help Congress Hall in some way.
Hahorn thought have srayiwhere 1t would
yertse the Grand Union too much. Charles Leland
would pay something toward releasing the wheels from
the mre II they'd trunde the machine along in front Of
the Clarendon and squirt little water on the
erss I'm the grounds Marvin declared that the United
States had MT enough interest in the matter TO pay
cent either way Major Leland declared that he'd sub
scribe any amount necessary either to bury the machine
whore IL WAS or TO roll 1t down TO Baston, II any one
else would furnish the money. Hulng declared the
whole thing was trick Of the Administration, in col
uson with the Postmaster, TO njure the sale OF The
Sentinel Judson and Richie both declared that The
Sorgooian would be found supporting the winning side.
he DISTINGUISHED citizens, in carriages, carts, and
wheebarrows on horseback and on foot. one and all
were unanimously OF the opinion that If much expense
was involved either the proprietors OF the hotels the
boarders should step forward and stand it, this was the
av OF all other things and they didnt see why there
should be any departure from the fixed rule In this in
stance Visitors had 'the waters" free and this
enoueh for them And the procession would be stand
In there under our windows yet II had MT announced
that hat would be passed around as the intiatory
step toward raising fund for sweeping the sidewalks
once every Summer and that subscription list would
accompany the convenience OF those who had no
change" on the spot. Tho effect was galvanic that
at June fly. and, with every hand in the procession
hold OF the rope went rumbng off in the wrong drec-
ton with speed only equaled by the Adirondack
Railroad. And we dressed and went down TO break
fort for IL was well on 10 o'clock. Now do not
gather from my plain and truthful account or TINS
connagraton that intend TO cast any reflections on the
enterprise and public spirit Tor want OF ip displayed by
the citizens OF Saratoga. But L conld onef Ie"
suggestions for their consideration IL assured that they
would be kindly received and my life were well insured
in good company. 1t TO me unwse Tor instance
TO charge stranger double the price for everything ne
wishes that resident is expected to pay Shear your
sheep annually good Saraogians instead OF sRlnnhg IT,
Instead Of getting all you can and keeping al you get,
expend little OF 1t comfort OF those from whom
you get it, bapy may get more out OF them IN
the fullness of time. Life is brief 1t 10 true
bnt not so brief as TO make it necessary
that each OF you should get ricn in
single season TO mention one single instance
among many, OF nexcusabe meanncss-I mean negi'
gence-should tho village sprinkle its main street in
summer As It it ia, your visitors are driven IN from
the pleasant pazzas by the DUST If there happen to be
enough air stirring watt the scent OF or rcd
herring from nOstr TO the other. The expense OF
sprinking would not be very great-IH come up here
with wateriDgpOt myself next Summer for my board
ard clothes-he benefit would be immense. For the
looks OF the thing alone IL for no other reason would 1t
not be well TO do Nature has done much for Sarato
AA.
make preparations for the grave, bringing an averageo
five trunks apiece. and leaving thousands and
thousands OF dollars among you, have done more
With very little exertion your village might be made
the pretes and pleasantest resort on the continent
But tbs whole OF atracOnis thrown on the hotels
and outside Of them very hlte is offered, very little Is
done for the comfort and enjoyment OF those whom you
think it legitimate to deprive OF their natural cutcle
Now having finished my little sermon, and probably
incurred the unendiDg hatred of all SaratOgians viii
HE mo 20 that little bed from which untimely
reused this morning 1t has indeed been rough on the
family OF late. nights in succession have had
TO sit up TO see all could" OF friends who were
going of In the early train next morning besides having
to get up before honest people should be stirring 10
breakfast with and them of Now, my first inquiry
when an intimacy becomes imminent is when you
60 from here shall you 60 in the morning or afternoon
train Z" II the morning is limited at as even pos
sibilty, my manner becomes chillingly cool, and II
this does not produce the desired effect cessation OF
diplomatic intercourse, hint when opportunity offers
that l wish to borrow little money before they co.
This latter expedent fails, and 1 am soon given
TO understand not xpeced 10 be M all night
as well the morning order to be with them up
TO the last minute OF their departure. JOHN PAUL.
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