The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-10-23

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barpusa umbrella was seen q 3ay or tive
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wager a Fucb.8, Colorado. Stepping into
a large .lqa0r sbsp heoiIefea % bcl ten 10
aue That lie could Altndtgllsd, tell che
usms q shy liquor OF vine iu the house,
gf mixture AZ liquors, Boy tae taste and
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waftr llH iarfrd, he Nuelt, be- tasted
sss.u, and 8, Iast completely BoupH.sed
he gave up go. Well boys, sou have
g9t me. 60 seems &c ue as u. years ago,
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States, bat 10 was SO long ago have en-
ur'y forgotten &c.
"A correspondent Of die New Bedford
STANDARD says that President Lincoln on
being asked biz opinion Of General Batter,
responded Ia the following little story
while he was boating on the Mississippi,
one Dark night, tho boat was tied up to
bank where be met a blacksmith who was
called Bobby. The blacksmith was cugag.
cd IN forming piece Of iron, and the con
yersaliou ran Ia this wise: Bobby what,
are you making Lam making an axe.
Why, Bobby you can't make an axe out
81 that, It's hot large enough Well,
| can make a Ratchet out Of &C. Bobby
kept on tammedug awhile, without get
ting the metal into the intended shape,
when The questiouer resumed: Bobby,
YOU see you cant make 8 Ratchet out Of
that. You see It Is not big enough.
Wen ! can make q splitting wedge. Bat
Il Is not large enough even for wedge.
Darn The thing, Il will make sizzle,
anyhow, aud suiling the action 10 the
word, threw the iron into a pail Of cold
water.
How to make an Indian loar-giye
him a gallon Of whiskey,
To make a little boys trowscrs last.
When you make a suit Of clothes for
him, finish the coat FIRST, and by so doing
you make the trowsers last. Il is the on.
~ waf the thing can be done
John, said a father TO bis son one day
when he caught him shaving The down of
his upper lip, don't throw your shaving
water out where there arc any barefoot
ed boys, for they might get their feet
prieked.
"A wag who thought to have Joke at
the expense Of an Irish provision dealer,
sAIl:-can you give me a yard Of pork
PAT give this gentleman three pigs feet.
"A man from Placcrvilc, Cal, when
asked by o Saratoga waiter what he
would lave for breakfast, replied; Wen
rather guess l'l iust Hop my Zip over
a chicken
A Green Bay man called a Young la
dy his prcclous darling little honcy-dew
Of a blooming rosebud, and then stood
= breach Of promise snit before he won Id
marry her,
John Henderson, suing for divorce
10 Indiana, alleges that his wife trapped
him by means Of false hair, false eye
brows, false complexion biz hustle,
aud 8 deceitfal tongue.