The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1873-06-05

We have heard SO many women Of late
making inquiries as 10 where their respective
husbands spend Their evenings, that we ad-
wise the ladies to find out for themselves by
using the following animated, cordial and
philanthropical method:
"E.v-e-r-y night Here il is hslf-past
one O'Clock, It's a wonder YOU came home
at all! u-think-a-woman
is made for? do believe if a robber was to
come and carry me off you wouldn't care
one cent What is it you say? 60
business must be attended tor -- bus
Does the - meet every night?
They don't meet but once in-New York.
But suppose is more important
place. Oh, yes-out every night. Twelve
O'clock-one o'clock-iwo O'Clock. Here
awake half of the night waiting
for you. Couldn't come home any sooner?
OF course you couldn't, if you didn't want
TO. But l know something; you think !
don't, but do; that do. wish didn't
Where we're you Monday night? Tell me
that. The Marshal told me the - idn't
meet taat night. Now what have you got to
az? Couldn't get quorum Well, if
you couldn't, why didn't you come home?
Dat every night-hun;ing -for-a-guo-
rum. But you wouldn't hunt me this late
if was missing. Where were you Thurs
day night and Saturday night? There was a
show in town, wasn't there? Do you al
ways put on your best vest and clean shirt
10 go 10 the -? What did You buy
that bottle of hair oil for and hide it? "Oil
for your hone" indeed, Who ever heard
of hair oil for a milestone? So you think l
didn't see you in the other room, brushing
and greasing your Eair, and looking at your
pretty self? "A man ought to be decent"
lie ought, ought he? Yes, indeed, decent
man ought to be, and a decent man will
stay at home with his wife sometimes, and
not be out every night. How comes it
that the didn't meet but twice a
month last year? Trying TO work it out OF
debtr' Yes. that's proba5le-very; laugh
ing and joking and smoking and swapping
lies will work debt of, won'tit? Now-I
-want-to-know- -much-longer-
you-are -going- ep-this-night-
business-up2 Ies, want to know! Out
every night. -, Freemasons, Red
Men, Dad Fellows, shows, hair oil-and it's
brush and brush until you've nearly worn
out the brush and your head too. What is ii
you say? sit helps your business to keep Up
your social relationsv' All, indeed! You've
got relations here at home, sir. They
need keeping up some, l think. What did
you say about Catching it" the other night
at a euchre party Fellers, it's u
O'Clock but let's play while longer We
won't catchit any worse when We get home"
A pretty speech for a decent man
"Csich it ~ "Cs.ch it :" Well, intend
you shall catch ia little. What's that
you saw" az wouldn't fire. YOU SO Won
would stay at home morew Well, sir, do.
you stay at home lew nights and try it
Perhaps the fretting would stop. Out every
night because i fret you so. What's that
sir? 'You know ladies who amt always
acolding their husbandsw You do; do you?
How come you to know them? What bust
ness had you TO know them? What right
have you to know whether other women fret
or nor? That's always the way. You men
think that all the other women are saints but
your wives. Oh, yes-sain;s, saints.
I'll have you to know, sir, that there isn't
woman in this town that's any more of .
saint thau am. know them all, sir--s
heap better than Won do. You zee the
sugar and honey side of them, and they
only-see-the-ho honey and sugar-side
-of-you. Now, sir, Just want you to
know that if you don't stay at home more
than you do, I'll leave these children to get
burnt up, and I'll go out every night.
When poor woman gets desperate, why,
sir, she is-desperate, that's all. ;"