The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-12-25

man less fortunate than yourself
PllStarch.
BLoBBs insists that eating chestnuts
in the dark doesn't give the worms a
fair chance.
No man is always wrong; a clock
that docs not 60 at all is right every
twelve hours.
He that wants money, means and con-
tent is without three good friends
Shakespeare.
If "r' were in the sun, and you
Gun we're out OF il, what would the
sun become ? Sin.
WIDOWS who cry most are easiest oon-
soled. There is nothing like wet wealth
er for transplanting.
A CONNECTICUT father has christened
his daughter Glycerine. She will be
good for ahapped lips.
A WAC said to an egotistical writer,
Somebody should take pity on his
readers and put out his rs"
THE wateh-dog's honest bark is not
heard in Hinsdale, N. II. Not a canine
lives within the town limits.
EVERY editorial writer on the Boston
Globe wears glasses on the nose, and all
the Louisville writer's under il.
Oh, lovely NJ 50 Brockett,
Your eye in lie socket
Is bright as a rocket
Just taking it's start
And whsn slyly you cock il
At me, what a shock il
Sends through my vest pocket
Right into nv heart.
HUarAS natur il like COW natur, hav
known them both tew CIV good mess
sv milk, and then kick it oyer.-Josh
Billings.
Chow is your wife ?" inquired a doc
tor of one of his patients. She is
dead, thank you" was the witty and
wicked answer.
EVERY meal is a rescue from one
death and lays mp for anotheri and
while we think a thought we die
Jeremy Taylor.
WRITING sketch Of his life, an Irish
man says that he early ran away from
his father because he discovered that he
was only his uncle.
LowLHEss is the base of every vir-
tue; and be who goes the lowest builds
the safest. MY God keeps ali his pity
for the proud.-FestlSs.
IT IS written on the sky, on the pages
of the air, say the Orientals, that good
deeds shall be done 60 him who does
good deeds to others.
ANNA DICKINSON kept a Syracuse
audience waiting half an hour, the
other night, because her green dress
with a trail had not come.
A MODERN thinker says that many
people will be astonished when they
get to heaven, by finding angels laying
no schemes to be archsngels.
TIE only original Venus viii come
between us and our sun in 1874, but
the other Venuses continue TO como be-
tween us and our sons frequently.
PASSION makes the best observations
and the most wretched conclusions. 1t
is a telescope whose field is 50 much
the brighter as it is narrower.-Richter.
TIE epitath Of resurectionist The
following iocose treatment Of grave
subject is from Blaokwood's Magazine
Eere lies an honest man, my brothers,
Who raised himself by raising others
Anxious HE friends from soil TO save,
His converse siiii was with the grave
To rescue from tbs tognb hts mission,
He took men on to the physician;
Aud atrovs that al, whoa death releases
should rest. IL not In peace. tn pieces.
So here he waits his resurrection,
In hopes his lie may bear dissection
NorFuxa is rarer than q solitary lie;
for lies breed like Surinam toads; you
cannot tell one but out it comes with
hundred young ones onits back Was''-
fT9gtOn AtLstOn.
TEE panic has reached Utah Bus
mess men, according 10 an exchange, are
reducing their number Of wives, and
getting rid Of their outstanding obhga-
tions as fast as possible.
THERE is nothing pleasaEter, when in
the declining years Of life, than 20 have
the hoy who used 10 catch all the hsh
and fnd ell the berries come 70 you for
the loan Of half dollar. Time works
It's revenge.
A NEBRASKA man willed s., 900 10
widow and 81 900 to bis own wife, and
the way that widows hair came out was
a caution, while the dead man in his
tomb hadn't 3 softer word than ''old
fool applied to his remains.
THEY are now shipping dressed beef
from Denizen, Texas. 70 New York city,
and it Is thought this VII lower the
price Of beef in New York and increase
the revenue Of the producer. as It does
away with the old drover system.
TnE Jolly Tweed. on being asked by
the keeper Of the penitentisry the usual
questions, replisd that he had no re-
ligion, which was doubtless true. and
that his occupation was that offs states
man-an occupaii0n which is certainly
gone for the present.
AK exchange tells us that the daugh-
Ter Of Don Carlos, Of Spain. had 30
many names that 4" It took eight able
bodied elergymcn 20 baPtiss her, and
her whiting card is made as large as
/ cellar door and carried around on puah
cart Her monogram is said 30 raseEa-
ble a haadfnl Of fishing worms aud
when she has her name put On her ura-
brelIa. the engraver begins 81 the ham
/ die. works up one side. over the end Of
The ferule aud down the oshes side, IN
order 20 crowd il All in. She Vas named
after an entire orphan asyluna.