The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-11-06
VOLUME IX.---NO. 18.
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

away good match.
- Laziness is a good deal like money--the
more man has of it the more he wants
49, Do not run in debt to the shoemaker. 1t
is unpleasant to be unable to say your sole 's
your own.
- An old bachelor says: "It is all nonsense
to pretend that love is blind. ! never yet knew
man in love that did not see ten times as
much in his sweetheart as could"
- 1t is one Of the curiosities of natural his.
tory that horse eats best when he'has not
bit in his mouth.
- The most general disease that we have
ever known is the panic-ererybody is afflicted
with it.
- Death is as near to the young as to the
DID, Here is all the difference: death stands
behind the young mans back, but before the
old mans face.
- The trouble of the Tennessee doctors are
greater than they can bear. If the patient re-.
covers he never pays his doctors bill, and if
he dies his relatives kill the doctor.
"A lady recently applied to fire insurance
company for a position as agent. When asked
what her qualifications we're she touched her
unblushing cheek. -.s.
-"I declare, mother" said a pretty little
girl in pretty little way, "'tis too bad !! You
always send me to bed when 1 am not sleepy,
and you always make me get up when am
sleepy" .-,..
= Travelling along the sea coast of Florida,
gentleman noting the barrenness OF the coun.
try, asked native, "What do you live on here?"
"Live on !" replied the man, "why, we live on
fish and strangers"
The blossom cannot tell what becomes of
its odor, and no man can tell what becomes of
his influence and example, that ro! away from
him and 80 beyond his ken on their mis-
sion.
At a hotel table one boarder remarked to
his neiehbor: "This must be healthy place
for chickens" "Why" asked the other.--
Because never see any dead ones herta.
bouts"
- Prayer is not only request made to God,
but converse had with Him. 1t is the expires.
sion of desire 10 Him so as to purify it, Of
purpose so as to steady it, of hope 80 as to
brighten it. 1t is the bringing of ones heart
into the sunshine, so that, like plant, its
inward life may thrive for an outward develop
ment. y<a
- The wife of minister in Tennessee hav-
ing been seriously i'll for some time, Southern
paper, in announcing the fact, said: "Hopes
are entertained that she will recover" And
then it added, "Let the husband have the SYM
pathy and prayers Of his brethren in this hour
of atfiicton and discouragement."
= They have clergyman at Evanston, Illi-
nois, who is bound to be popular. At the
laying of cornerstone for new church re-
Gently, he said: "If boys and girls do their
sparkling at church, say amen to it. I hayea
daughter whom / cherish rs the apple OF my
eye When she is of suitable age l had rather
she should be courted in the house OF God
than in theatre" ~ ~. 49,
= There was certain darkey who owned 8
pig, and one day he gave him bucket OF
mush. Said the darkey: He eats the whole
bucketful of mush, and den put the darn
little cuss in de bucket, and he didn't full il
up half full. The question for philosophers TO
settle is: What became of the muSh?
- Republican papers find consolation in
their recent reyefses by calling this the "ef
year" in politics: Perhaps a good many hon
est republicans have been little "of:ish" on
account of the back pay and other financial
sins that have been placed upon the shoulders
of the republican party. Hence the results.
- The financial panic, which began like q
fever, with alternate hot and cold fits, has set
tied down into q steady ague, mild but lnces-
SAINT, which grows q little better from week to
week, but has weakened the patient good
deal, and will keep him reduced in strength
for months to come. .. - -sfr--l SIS
- Southern exchange thinks it may not be
fair to call the following q "fair" item, but
such as it is we reproduce it: ga State fair is
queen; an agricultural fair is q farmers
daughter; a. church fair is q parsons wite; 9
soldiers fair is the best looking girl he can get
hold Of charity fair is poor but honest wo.
man, and the most unpopular fair is that which
at cheap boarding houses"
- The following is the latest Kentucky
physiological novelty: A mother and two
daughters, living about two miles from Franklin,
were attacked recently in so singular a manner
as to claim the attention of physician, who
attended them all day. They became almost
simultaneously delirious, and behaved very
strangely-imagining themselves other persons.
The most singular thing about the affair is,
they did not know each other. They remained
in this condition all day.
- It is related of Scottish lady in remote
part of the highlands, noted for her proiusee
that being sometimes overburdened
with habitual "sorners," when any one of them
outstaid his welcome she would take occasion
to say to him at the morning meal, with an
arch look at the rest of the company: Make
a good breakfast, Mr.. - while you're about
it: We dinna ken whaur you'll get your din
ner." The hint was usually taken, and the
"sorner" departed. -,
- At the Tennessee conference OF the Meth
odist Church the other day, as the appoint
ments were about to be read, Rev. Fountain p:
Pitts, who is known as "lhe old man eloquent"
rose and said that he was now, about to receive
his tiftieth appointment from the hands of the
bishop, "and though the frosts Of many years
had silvered his head, he was still ready to 60
to preach wherever the presiding bishop should
see fit to send him." s.
"A short time ago, as one of the passen-
ger trains on the South Carolina RAILROAD was
hearing station enHw1 ensd as Adsms 6e ns cut he he
sstot;onw"A dams Cut" "--whereupon rather an
elderly passenger of the feminine persuasion,
who, from her appearance, had basked in the
sunlight of single blessedness for many long
and weary years, meekly and innocently in
1uired as he cut bad !" The conductor dis
appeared suddenly.