The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-07-30

A suuud iuire-A musical critic.
Nzzs-ss iail0-ine-A potato patch
A Tour De F0-oe-A p5lioeman's rounds
Tns ll-ress moth ever knoSn-The behemoth.
Tns Turf AEscii0u-'O Ossifcatioa of the heart.
Eab5s1 paaobe-s are said to be particular to
hz-
Tas h1-1es is bssusiiully defined to be the red
-. cti5 of uaturs-
The s1-sss way 70 lose your health is to keep
dzukiaE 0.hg- peoples.
A -acs Is sometimes won by head. bat the
5ezs Eaas-z-y and al The money.
B.ak ksepsl- uaay be Taught in a single lesson
o- lH-se vozds- Never lend them
Ir you shoula lose your nose, vhst would you
DO Take Ibs frst one that turns up.
wau requires more philosophy than taking
itil-s - tbsy cone Parting wish things as
sheT g.
FTbs1 6sss ire captain Of = vessel commit self
l--1-i.as5l. Whea be goes oa shore and leaves
his aza-s O. boa-a-
q is a curses fuci that while besux are per
ui.1ss 70 g II lie EzE theF ara bent, bellies are
srpso-si 70 g 10 TIE Sey tbsy are told.
Bustful-Tbe most bashful giri ever hesrd Of
-us de youug la6y vho blushei when she was
aslss f she had not been courung sleep
J. rs rsos1lly Eun0g8oed BY an Iowa editor
th- a oe--1iu patron of bis Was thieving as
usua-- lie declares be wrote II = thriving
AnrI6 rss.isnur ia Virginia bought himself
& rssssuos near the buryiag-gro1nd. so as to
have gusi nsigA5o-s vho DO mind their own busi-
nsss
A F-snchuan. soliciting relief Of az English
lssr. sid g-4vsly 70 us fair hearer: Madame, l
u.sru7-t beg 5ut 6at ! have Won wife vid several
suzl fzuzy 6af is growing very large. and nos
E-1r tC make 6ere bread oui Of but de persPir-
a15a q ~ oEn eyebrows
a p-isoa ohzplaia being recently required for
Ssoicl p-5s0u and The choice made, one Of the
Buz-5 suid Wesi I've % objection to the man,
fa- understand be has preached kirk empty
sl-ua5y uu5. 4 be be As successful IN the jail,
hsll my be preach il yauoaut as Weel.
Tie 7aaser EiIl remember the ostler spoken Of
b. san Welsr. Eb0 urOts bis last viii and tesla
us-i uDou stable dooJ. A Tennessee man has
iusi ru5lishe3 and declared his testamentary in
ss7doas sPol P4per collar. which passed pro-
ha,s Har enough, th0ggh Il vas found little un-
hausy f5s Sling
Oar o1-sSpo1dsut teleg-phs rs 9 striking in-
sizass q TIE diss7sace in the domestic habits Of
III E-zt su5 West Here. the Queen and every
rozz- il E1eia18 is won't 10 keep bot water in
3 razs rhs-s. The Gar and all his courtiers de-
lirts y keeping tie Khan IN hot water.-Lors-
dsE Jr5y
AF-eacs gsusiszsa, lesruing English to some
rsu-pass. -epiis5 thus to the ssluiatious How
O. yoc d. uoosieury~ Do vatf" How do /
ru- Eu6 y0u-sslTy- Il never loses myself"
Hor 6C you fesly Smooth yOu Just feel
ne Goo5-u0ruIns. monsieur ,' Good No. /
ia a ba3 01e rs vet and nasty"
La-i CbisT Jsssioe COckburn has Just made
i1Es- N-s- Jury beng examined As witness
Z he Tict55-1e case stated that she had eleven 1
rta5-sa, ubs-s1pon his Honor observed be had |
llz1ys understood II took twelve to make jury. |
E-riz1s i s;ll ech0ing the laugh which convuls
&c -rE coC-t-
A c1io-s5 nsn vas once asked Why be did not 1
EE- nuTlsd- Why, yea see, ssh, said be, |
~ e. ol5 nu55sr. A 1 had 10 do Tor her, ye |
SEE. Elh; and ef I didn't buy her shoes an stock
ius - v0Giaut get none Nov. ef was to get |
uz-is5, I'd h.b 70 bay dem tings for my wife,
1-s 6zt nd be tzki1' de shoes an stoekins rite
o1l e ~ Gle nGidsrs nouf"
A--1h, Pst. and Why did marry yes Jist
tsl n th.t; Eor its usself that's had to main
ta-u ye ivsr ssoce the blessed day that Father
o'FlzuiEun siut ne home to yer house. Swate
isusl.r replied Pat. not relishing the charge.
= l1' is usself thai hopes may live TO see the
Day yUsrs U1dOw vaPing over the eowld sod
thli kirsrs ns-thin, BY St Patrick, Ill see how
Eou 81 dong Wits0ut ne, honey
Lnmsl- sighed Mrs Partingtou Here l
hurs hes1 su5erin' the bigamies Of death for
ttuss mortal weeks First sas received with a
b.ssdiz' ptrsnologT in the hampshire Of the brsin
whict vas eEoes5ed By the stOPpage Of the left
reutilltur 0f the heart This gave me the in
Euunlii0z q he lslf b0rax. and nov 1 sm sick
With ne chiororarrn mnrbus TTbere Is no hlessiu'