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Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

CAUNfrs-Thst indefatigable and
efficient special detective, Major John
S. Wood, Of this city, caught William
u A1drdges to-day, at Burlington, Iowa,
whol,roves to be the chap who bur-
glarized w. B. Armstrong; and G. f.
KnightE residences last week. He
found on his person the watch, silver
ware, the coat, vest and some money.
The goods are thoroughly identified,
aud that chaps broth Is consequently
cooked. He waived examination
to-dsy before Mayor Orr, and was
sent up to lodge In the Hotel de Sscio-
sex, to await the sitting of the District
Cont next September. A good sur
veiliancp Of that chap will be required
for nye months to come.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
JURUBEnA.

which 10 pronounced by the lending nedica,
authorities OF London aud Paris ..the most
powerful tonic and alferative known to the
modtcal world" This il NO new and uutrie<,
discovery, but has been long used by the
leading physicians Of other countries with
wonderful remedial results. gt1gEFE s '
DON'T WEAKEN AND IMPAIR the dtges-
tive organs BY cathartice aud physics; they
give only temporary relief: indigestion, Hat
ulency, and dyspepsia. with piles and kim
dred diseas9es are sure to follow their use
Keep the blood pure and health IL assured
M JOHN q. KELLOGG, Is Platt 81. N. y.
eo!e Agent for the United States.
fttne One Dollar per bottle. Send fnr Cat.
salar. M trl5,tw.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

j. P. Grout, one of Wspello coun-
ty's oldest and best citizens, in connec-
ton with w. M. Springer, is running
a No. Livery Stable in Eldon. Any
of our readers who visit that city and
want an outfit, should give them q
call. Mr.. Springer has the manage
ment and will at you out ON short
notice.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Messrs. La Force & Morse have re-
received the appointment of agents for
the sale of lands for the Atchison, To-
peka and Santa Fe r. r. Go. They
also furnish tickets to parties going to
Kansas to examine these fine lands
This is good appointment, and par
ties desiring to go to anew country
will do well to consult them before
they 60. Parties who purchase land
have the money refunded they pay
for their tickets.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

ACcIDENT.-SOme man, whose name
we have not learned, in going home
last night, just out of the city, missed
the bridge across Blake's Branch on
jefferson street, and foil several feet
into che stream below, dislocating his
elbow and breaking one of the bones
id lis arm. 8 ~
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

CRstoria ID more than substitute for Castor
Oil. 1t is the only SAFE article In existence which
Is certain to assimate the food, regulate the bow
els, cure wind collie and produce natural Sleep It
contains neither minerals, morphine or alcohol, and
10 pleasant to take. Children need not CRY and
mothers may rest. 0 lswsm.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

SoLD.-The School Board at their
meeting last night rejected all the bids
made for what is known as the colored
school house. Subsequently the rep
resentatfves of the German-American
School Society appeared before the
Board, and offered $500 cash down, and
the property was sold to them, the
deed to be delivered on payment Of
the money.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

S. Hurst, proprietor of the new
boot and shoe store, is in this city. Mr..
Hurst will continue to travel for the
baltimore house, while r. N. Harlan
viii man the Ottumwa branch.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

P. G. Ballingall, Esq, went to Cal
ifornia month ago, and promised to
let us hear from him. We haven't
heard anything of him and therefore
presume he is lost. We shall enter in
to negotiations with Stanley to hunt
him I'M,
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Geo. Davis, who loft here five years
ago, and went with his father to lola,
Kapsas, is in the city and called on us
t0-dpy. George looks as though
Kansas agreed with him SO for as al
titude 10 concerned.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Our friend L. F. Newell, was in
from Agency, township to-day, and
subscribed for two more papers to
send away to his friends. fall of our
patrons were like him we should have
very large subscription list.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Zulauf has "first blood" in building
a brick house this season. His Sec
ond street house being up and ready
for the roof.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

If the huge piles of snow to the
north, melting, all floats down this
way in clouds to fall in rain upon us,
we may expect to be submerged.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

The city Of Cologne is said to be
possessed of 70 well defined stinks.--
Market street can beat Cologne and
give it q full hand.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

NV. s. Bri9yA short handfepor-
ter for the Circuit and District Courts
of this District, gave us ! csH to-day.
He resides In Abba.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

w. G. Moss has returned from the
East, and the firm Of w. C. Moss, Jr
& Co., are now receiving goods at 9
lively rate.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
Humors and Diseairs Of the Dlaadl

n every csss By using u Internally and ~.
4rNo.yphilitio patients WIN bs Admisssd
into the ina.5nmsry; bat Wi g treated sps'
YOUNG MEM Is, II
" VINO s,S %sy q snres;nE rom yeothf.a fe!iies
selves Of this. the greetest boon over j4id g
s hEf :, WI guaransss 70 icslsit one hnnefsd
~hicn ne undertakes and fails 70 cafe. Il q
MIDDLN-AGED n6Mryi
There are nsny Of the age or thirty = 1osty
slight s,nsrtins o. Snr s ns's ss5sssioo Sns
tient cannot account for; on examinine the
be fousad. ind sometimes small pArttcle6 o.
: thin ana milkfsh hue. again ohsnsins y s
the oasise. which il the second stage a Ssm.
sss onss IL al .uss III g Ss.
n. I.-Ali pasiiss sfsii e wSsshsr they
70 The II o. sa q tSs
office In Davenport. and have personal con-
sultStion, for one Personal interview q bet
70 more In the end % Greet ; permanent
cure, for AFTER the Doctor examines your 60
he can tell you In : mQmsnt whet he can &c
complaint. Ali are adSised IS Witt The boo.
tor personally, In Ill cAses II possible. instead
of wasting time By letter wffting.
can do % AFTER exsrntpatton. u their buAlneea
viii NOT admit Of their adopting The mesv -.
visabie and speedy course. BY ssopplng - We
as tho case might require. All Letters ec1-
tanning stsmps Tor reply PromRay snsysssn.
s Aaa Wis Inar@sTy, DxvkrfOkT, "a:
~Petisnts taken TO ths Inflrmayy. me- ol
charsa s. oalling st 3 Ferry stTesti hsicss
TERMS psr week at 1n6rmaxy a to us
Hoayd, nsths and Medical attention inrtudtd
Nav1odAwlyr. 6
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Mrs. J. T. Cox, lady Physician In
this city, soon leaves as we are in
formed, to take up her residence in
Nashville, Tenn.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

gloss and freshness Of youth. INN
hair is thickened, falling hair checked,
and badness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
tho hair where the follicles are de-
stroyed, or the glands atrophied and
decayed; but such as remain can be
saved by this application, and stimu-
lated into activity, so that a new
growth of hair is produced. Instead
Of fouling the hair with pasty sedi-
ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous.
Its occasional use will prevent the hair
from turning gray or falling of, and
consequently prevent badness. The
restoration Of vitality it gives to the
scalp arrests and prevents the forma-
ton of damdruff, which is often so UNI
clearly and offensive. Free from those
deleterious substances which make
some preparations dangerous and iniu-
rious to tho hair, the Vigor can only
benefit but not harm it. II wanted
merely for a HAIR DRESSING,
nothing else can be found SO desirable.
Containing neither oil nor dye, it does
not soil white cambria, and yet lasts
long on the hair, giving it a rich, glossy
lustre, and grateful perfume.
Prepared by DR.. J. C. Aver 4 Co.,
Practical and Analytical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
From Friday Daily.

The officers Of the Agricultural So.
ciety were In session to-day, making
out the premium list.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Rev. l. p. Teter is to deliver the
address at the Odd Fellows celebra-
ton at Agency City on the 18th inst
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Wapelio County is entitled to II
delegates in the Republican State Con-
vention. This is one one more vote
than she had before.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
From Thursdays Daily.

From Thursdays Daily.
The lodge of Past Master Masons In
this city are talking of buying an
organ for their hall.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

IL uneqaalsd By snyknown remedy. II viii
eradicate. extril ate and thoroughly destroy
al poisonoue substances in the blood and
VII ensctuany dispei all predispositlon TO
Is THEsE Want or ACTION IN YOUR
LIVER d sPLEENf Unless relieved AZ once
the blood becomes impure BY deleterion
seoretions, producing scrofulous or skin
diseases, Blotches. FsIons. Pustules, Canker
HIVE You 4 DYspEpTIc STOMACH,
Unless digeatiou l. promptly aided the ava
TEN Is debilstated with loss Of Vital force
pnberty Of the blood, Dropsical Tendency,
General Weakness and Inertia
HAVE YOU WEAKNESS OF THE INTES
TlNESf You are In danger OF Chronic Dsr-
rh0ea or the dreadful Inflammation OF the
bowels.
HAVE 1OU w Sgx-4 ~ -a-rs5 IIrEE-
me OR yhtnAki uh.sANnf sularc suf-
fering In It's moat aRgravated form. = 4
ARE YOU DETECTED, drowsy, dull. sling.
gisil or dc pressed In spirits, with head ache.
Oacl-rcee, coated tongue. and badly tasting
For cetain remedy for oil these diseases.
weak nesses, and troubles; for cleansing and
purifying the yitisted blood and impnrting
vigor to NIL the vital forces; for building up
and restoring the weakened constitution,
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

The Presby terians have bought a
parsonage-and have got the parson
into it. Il As
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

THuRspkY Noaa1se, April a, 1873


IsAW " N0WOFAEo1W.
a. Abscribsn whodo mot give express notice
t9the 1Ontrary, are considcrph as Wishing to con-
1tidue eieir subscription. -s,
3. II any subscriber oreder the discoutinuance
of their newspapers, the publisher may CONTINUE
to send them until all arrearages are paid.
"a. II suhscribersReglect OF refuse TO take theii
newspapers from the office to which they are dir.
ected, the law holds them responsible until they
-tinued.
II subscribers remove to other places with
out informing the publisher, and the newspaper
are sent to the former direction, they are helt
Responsible.
s. The Courts have decided that refusing Il
take newspapers from the once, or removing ant
leaving them uncalled for IL prima facie evidence
Of intentt0nalifraud.
q. The postmaster who neglects TO give lega
notice OF the neglect OF person to take from the
ONCE the newspaper addressed to him, IL liable
to the publisher for the subscription price.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
Ayers
Hair Vigor,
For restoring to Gray Hair its
natural Vitality and Color.

"A dressing
which is at
once agreeable,
healthy, and
efectual fol
preserving the
hair. II soon
restores faded
or gray hal,
to its originai
color. ,Cith tht
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
81 - G. 1SR50Y
+. a83HHHS& sa4S2a48 -----------
FARMERS OF WAPulO COUNTY and VICINITY.

We this Spring
and the Earlics,
Shipping
Peach Russell While
wants The
Elsntng Brown
M ss s wG
per acre quality & es'
has
barrels the with
have
18th % % % %s.s f fo1 sss T.:
dT sk and with arIaTn nrnsss the writer The
wi s @
% % uT n % m ne
aqusa T @ @ Peerless @ po ns az
Bliss
@ ss ss % rs:n
At that
0 he IN It. per sum
ORDERS ADDRESSED TO g. PARK 4 SON,
OTTUMwA. wAPELLO COUNTY, IOWA.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

DYinx yeuy Jsh Wesk - Til slmse,
M yesl 81 ~ ssss ~ ssssset ~
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
Ay er's
Cherry PICTORIAL,

For Diseases o? the Throat and Lungs,
such as Coughs, Colde, Whooping. :,
Cough, bronchitis, Asthma,
and Ccnsumptfpn,
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

surely and eifectually
control them. The testimony OF QUE best cit.
zcns. Of oil classes, establishes the fact, that
CHERRY PICTORIAL will and does relieve and
cure the affecting disorders Of the Throat and
Lungs beyond any other medicine. The most
dangerous affections Of the Pulmonary Organs
yield to its power; and cases Of Consumption,
cured by this preparation. are publicly known,
SO remarkable as hardly to be believed, were
they not proven beyond dispute. As remedy,
it Is adequate ON which the public may rely
for full projection. BY curing COuEhs, the
forerunners Of more serious disease, It saves un-
numbered lives, and an amount Of suffering not
TO be computed. 1t challenges trial. and con-
vinces the most sceptical Livery family ehould
keep it on hand rs protection against the early
and unperceived attack OF Pulmonary Aztec.
tons, which are easily met at first, but which
become incurable, and too often fatal, if reg
lected. Tender lungs need this defence; and 1t
is unwise to be without it. As safeguard 10
children, amid the distressing diseases which
beeet the Throat aud Chest Of childhood, CHERRY
PEcIoRAL is invaluable; for, by its timely uss,
multitudes are rescued from premature graves,
and saved to the love and affection centred on
them. It acts speedily and surely against ordl-
nary colds, securing sound and health.restosing
enxn and painful Bronchitis, when they know
how easily they can be cured. n
Originally the product Of long, laborious, and
successful chemical investigation no cost or toll
|. spAse,i IN making every bottle In the utmost
possible perfection. Ii may be confidently relied
upon as possessing NIL The virtues Il has ever
exhibited. and capable of producing cnres ss
memorable as the greatest 4 has ever effected.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
From saturdays !. daily.

All this fine warm weather. and eggs
still Is cts dozen. Eggs-traordinary
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

60 T:s;sssrsd 50 sa' P.'sas 6ss!s 6ZezEMgN
AN INrALLlBLE SPECIFIC FOR DISEASES
Aof tho LIVER. BLOOD, KIDNEYS and BOW.
ELS, and great corrosive Of all female deranSe-
ements Il contains no alehoc spirits and 3 ths :
vegetable substitution caAoassI
.f4s READ Tltrsi 80
a SoMpL1MFNT T. Ic1,, TESTIMONIAL y 70
Gentlemen The undersigned having known you for
many years as reliable chs misis and phafmaeeu.
lists, snd observing the effective seti.r Of your
remedies for whatever recommended, wish TO bear
voluntary evidence to the efficacy Q, yeur last and
er egi1SsR sefs :. ~ soS
/ claim f3r Il as Alternative. purGatives sdsgylam
AID eiarete, acting specially upon tie Assr blood.
M5ness On bowels. ~ at6 Ast5 u
sosd Is, The mess pleasant ia IA see,ss medicine
MILES SELLS, State Irsvrrnee commissions,
T hn sd hycHs sdssss she Mia Isf ffisa
fr.s Collier Lead soa NJ Lad aa Kand Po~ds
D. i. Il. HOUSE,. cAAs. G eosTER,
Pop. 81. Lui. Globe. & 'hla'n i. m Cen. Com
W. E.WAGNER, P G TIEGIscN,
Clerk Probate Court. "Jtnsss OF Mo. Dem.
sslI1 Asa a. HIN Law Msase s1aD .sr
sssn f5s, s'a'"'n s e2I SsI dss's'
NoRp IA Ra e9I Wsd R's, fHs s,ss b.
n. S. iIARTNETT. P,s.y. ga
iAos' wAi.s are,hi.se, W r. e AS9S,y''k 60
MT. ANDREWS sfGay, lisnasntanp :
Til ron BARNsUM. JAMES ARCHER.
Of Barnums Hotel.
And many others too numerous TO msntica- -
j. q G. MAcUlRE,
Sole rsopsiesoss, 81. Lesh. No.
--~av, .- y-.~..@.s ~~~ v>~sau~ =
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

30 do not longer delay In seeking the prep
81 ramedy fo1 your complaints.
Many Afc they who have insulated n
thetr systcm, BY the Improper useof caInmAl
seods which produce IN aniMAl cxep q dis
eASe. 10 such we would eaY - -
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
PREPARED ny

Dr.. J. G. AVER & Co., Lowell, Mass. ,
Practical and Analytical Chemists.
SOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS rvsaYwnERE,
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24


Among the great
discoverie. of modern
! science. few are Of
! more zeal value to
! mankind than this eff
I fectual remedy for all
I diseases Of the Throat
and Lungs. A vast
trial Of its virtues,
throughout this and
other countries, has
shown that 1t does
surely and eHectualIy
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24
LIFT or l.nrrnRs

Remaining inl the Post Office, at
Ottumwa, Iowa., uncalled for, April
Is, 1872.
Ottumwa weekly courier. (Ottumwa, Wapello County, Iowa) 1872-1899, 1873-04-24

Djssln = Ill descsivtiss sss sale -
W sGee.
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Pg,on, rs CENTS Pen BOTTLE.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-03-13
HOW To REGIN.
% the Union and American:

To the Union and American:
Your clever correspondent, Handy Andy
takes occasion to blister Mr.. Snyder's i'm
migration bill, because it provides for a
most comprehensive Immigra ion bureau
one that reaches out to every foreign land
and takes the emigrant under its care, nor
loses sight of his interests until he has been
comfortably and securely located in Ten
nessee for period of three years. l con-
fess that careful reading of that bill sug-
gests the idea that it provides for vast deal
more than there is the remotest possibility
Of Tennessee providing for within
the present century, and while the
bill does infinite credit to thu
ingenuity of Mr.. Sny der, those most deeply
interested in having the State take some
practicable and practical step towards Sc
curing capital and skilled labor from abroad,
will regret that some simpler plan had not
ocallY devoting every dollar Of any appro
priation the Legislature might make, ex-
clusiVely TO the interests of the State, that
no one could cayil or jest at the measure.
The policy is new to our people, and initis-
tory steps must not be attended with any
thing that looks like fayo.ing personal inter
ests, or the whole movement will be con-
demned. A short time since l saw in
the Senate Chamber an amendment
to the present immigration law, which pro-
vided for an appropriation of $4,000. A sala-
ry of 81, 900 to each of the three commission
ers, and $1,000 for publications. II to this
amendment was added provision that the
Governor and Secretary of State should be
an advisory board to determine with the
commissioners what should be published,
it would have the effect to give additional
force to the publications. The Governors
and Secretary of States signatures being
always appended, and at the same time,
would assure the people of Tennessee that
their money was being used judiciously and
for just what it was intended.
In view Of the fact the severe Northern
winter has turned the attention of thou
sands of well-to-do people towards a more
genial climate | consider the time most
opportune for ajudicious effort on the part
Of the State to present the claims of Ten
nessee, and trust that our Legislators will
esteem it their duty to give the matter
careful consideration. x.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-03-13
Personal.

Gen. w. G. Whitthorne, NJ. c., arrived
yesterday from Washington and is register
ed at the Maxwell house. BE is accompa-
MED by his wife and leaves to-day for
Columbia, his home.
Owing to the improved condition of Hon.
G. N. 1llman his brother, Lewis Tillman,
ESQ, of Knoxville, who has been con.
stantly at the sick bed left yesterday for
home.
DR.. II. V. Redfield, Southern correspon-
dent of the Cincinnati Commercial was at
the Maxwell house yesterday. He left for
East Tennessee.
Gen. Ben. Hill of McMinnville is visit
ing the city.
Mr.. B. 81. Cozine, of the Jackson Plain
dealer, paid us call yesterday. He repre-
sents his paper TO be in prosperous con-
dition.
II. Y Riddle, Lebanon; Capt. William
Brame, ShelbyviIle; Lucus Frierson, Co
lumbia; Hon. Alvin Hawkins, Huntingdon;
Harrington, Z. A. Parkes, Esq, Memphis;
j. II. Martin, Huntsville; A j. Harris,
Moulton, Ala; George E. Boggs, Charles
ton, S. O.; Wr. Z. Allen, st. Louis, Mo-,
and L. E. Warner, Cincinnati, Ohio, are
registered at the Maxwell House.
w. f. Fisher, Lafayette; Col. S. Strick
Ter, Coffee county; G. B. Woods, Henry
Berry, Shelbyville; w. G. Duffsr and lady,
MurfreesborO; W. j. Embry, Columbia;
Mai. f. HelIener, Hickman, KY; r. h.
Bunt, Chicago; Geo. W. Rice, Hamilton,
Ohio; T. B. Case, jr., New York, are regis
tere at the Commercial hotel.
Mr.. 81. II. Poston, formerly Of Clarks-
vile, has open d tobacco BRO er's office
in this city. Mr.. Poston has thorough
experience in tobacco, and we are glad to
know the growing importance of the Nash
vile market is attracting such gentlemen to
its board.
Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-03-13
ParaEraphicaI.

A couple of stout plank have been laid
across that hole in the sidewalk where the
sad accident occurred as reported in our
columns yesterday. By unanimous vote,
the members of the street committee, have
decided to wear mourning for the space OF
one month. The writer is authorized to
state that the rumor to the effect that the
Cedar street sidewalk is to be repaired, is a
base fabrication.
An active, healthy young man, who has
no one dependent upon him for support,
declares his intention to discover the mem
Der of the House who adds to bis natural
beauty by the wearing of corsets. The re-
suit of his Investigations will be awaited
with anxiety by deeply interested public.
And now they tell of a Cleveland barber,
who contracted the small pox from han
ding hair which had been cut from the
head Of a woman who died of that disease.
1t is a notorious fact that much of the 'tglo-
~ Of woman" is scissored from literally
dead heads, but it had never before Oc-
Cured to US that any one would BE- so
crimina ly, so atrociously Indifferent to the
public welfare as to barter hair stolen from
Presidential heads.
"LoVe is Enough" is the title of poem
by the author of "The Earthly Paradise"
Our musical critic draws a deep sigh and
says that it's been too much for him.
Darwin is unmarried, as witness by the
following statement that infants do not
know how to weep until they are several
days old. We don't know whether they
can prove the statement or not; but there
are good many happy fathers who will
give him all they possess in the world if he
will prove that infants don't know how to
howl Cincinnati Times.
One of the Saddest things in life consists
in standing by when Recorder Duling wres-
ties with The Latin proverbs and things
which be finds sprinkled along in the legal
documents he is required 10 read in bis ca
pacity of clerk of the City Council. The
individual who could look on unmoVe1 at
such time, deserves to be compelled to
live with his mother-in-law during the re-
mainder of bis life.
Three members of the Senate were sent
for yesterday by their anxious brother mem :
bers, who became uneasy at their protract :
ed and unexplained absence from the halls
of legislation. The Sergeant-at-Arms, with
a dishpan for helmet aud secondhand
butchers clesVer for battle-ax, hunted 'em
up and brought 'em in in good ord er.