Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-10-18
NO.42
HERE AND THERE.


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Sumner is getting frisky again.
Rats are said to be good eating.
The feature Of our age-Cheek.
-Adelina Patti wears eyeglasses.
Fish bone jewelry is new idea.
-Du Chaillu is writing up Norway.
Colorado is eating beef suet butter!
--Gottschalk wrote waltzes at twelve.
The King of Ashantee has SSS wlvea.
Georgia is going to cultivate olive oil.
Best tent for the summer-Con'tent.
Germany beats Chicago for divorces.
--some oac Gays a pretty girl Is maiden
vain.
The Grephio thinks Prof Wise other
wise.
Grape stones are now used Instead Of
coffee.
The worst kind of vice 10 advics.--
ColeridGs.
Glass poster type is being made in
New York.
A man of standing-The street car
conductor.
Won Moltke is stock-raislng so Is
Vanderbilt.
"A pup won't grow after It has bses
made drunk.
Fashionable ladies have a fan for
every toilette.
"A mermaid is advertised for sale In
San Francisco.
-washington is to have new hotel
on Capitol 81 III.
Iowa il ripening 100000 pigs for
pork this winter.
Mark Twain will do up ireland and
Scotland this fall.
Three poets belong to the editorial
staff of the Tribune.
New England fishermen report their
net profits TO be good
California has no last rose OF sum-
mer they bloom till fall.
The Tribune folks expect to be In
their new building by May.
-3rec harte is 10 lecture this winter
about " Some Bad People"
Baltimore is going to expend $4,000 9
in improving her Cathedral.
-Hashuqua is the name Of town In
Noxwbee county, Mississippi.
Where might you expect to find q
cow 3 pedigree In cattle log.
If a man can be made whisky light,
why not make him water tightf
An Italian street fiddler in New York
plays genuine Cremona violin.
"A humane society recently arrested a
young woman for beating an egg.
They that stand high have many
blasts to shake them. -Shakspedrs.
-Chlcaghosts is The latest Milwaukesn
for the people of the Garden City.
Over eighty Americans are reported
I 10 be ldyinS for the lyric stage In MilAA.
The first "Blaek Friday" on record
is said to have been owned by Robinson
| Crusoe.
The Missouri grasshoppers have
organized a grange just outside OF b..
Louis.
joaquin Miller calls the editor OF the
London Atlengnum "a liar, coward
aud cur"
"A good man ia kinder to his enemies
than bad men are to their friends
Bishop Hall.
"A bore-the man who persists In talk
ing about himself when you wish TO talk
about yourself.
-"No Guuen Aloud Here" Is a sign
intended for the Information Of sportsmnn
down in Maine.
Paris collects a dog tax of one huh-
dred Thousand dollars annually to detray
current expenses.
"A Bridgeport minister uses postal
cards to Invite delinquent church members
to prayer meeting.
The Danbury News man defines
"parts unkno Sn" as the 'place where
they don't advertise"
-"Eyperience," says poor Richard,
"keeps an expensive school, but fools
will learn at DO other"
The modern style Of dancing is said
to represent the prose of locomouon,
rather than poetry OF motion.
Boys like il to rain enough 10 keep
them from school; but not enough TO pre-
vent them from going fishing.
BY uncessing industry and attention
10 business New Jersey boy has gath
cred library of 600 dime novels.
William Winter thinks the greatest
enemy of the stage is the "Black Crook"
ts now performed in New York. The
costumes were not made for Winter.
What is more embarrassing than to
| NaNN q hpAAA VI gOAA AAoAo-tAhS AAAh "a
aud tickle your noe when you are
occupying some prominent positiUni
som body has made the discovery
hat the engineers Of the Reading Rail
road are ia the habit cf keeping Let fish
in the wafer tanks of their locomotives.
"A society in Piscataquis, Mo-, has 70.
| solved that it is ''as bad to vote for a
thief, liar or a drunkard, as 10 be one"
A Missouri man has barrel oi
whisky sixts four years old, and has TO
ueatedly refused Two hundred dollars for
t it..
r. A sufferer suggests an improvement
> IN the orthography OF the word panics.
, BE thiuks it would be better to spell II
pdy-il'r.
-PlUwshares are always a good In,
/ ve-tneut. Tue farmers are the only
/ shareholders who are sale in watering
l, their stock.
{ MIR. Allen, the Democratic cAndidAt,
for Governor of Ohio, is said to eat with
a hay fork, order to secure tho vote Of
the Grangers.-E1.
D One Of the ''toughest and healthiest
S men" in Sioux City, according 10 TIT
d Journal, eats but one meal day, and
! Ihat he takes just before going to bed.
!, -"Give me a man with an aim,
II Whatever that aim may be-
i are the first Two lines of a song, written
5 by man who is as yet blssfully ignoran
/: Of shot guns.
The local editor of NatcheE pape
fell asleep while crossing the river in &
ferry boat, the other day, and when h
}, awoke be owed the company s13.70, al
y ten cents trip.
4 The Maysville, Ky., BuHehn an
nounces a Sunday school picnic, ant
o truly hopes that for once our citizen
will leave their revolvers and bowl
!, knives at lome.'
y -Th0se who marry intend as little u
- onspre their own ruin as those VII.
swear allegiance. And as a whole people
is to an i'll government, 30 lie one man o.
woman to an i'll marriage. -Ailton.
-Barnum spent $4,000 for advertising
a in st. Louis, purchasing a whole pagl
4 Of the newspapers) aud had receiptl
y amounting to 100000. The moral 4
brief but Notwithstanding pays.
The gentleman who asserted that hii
n frieHd never opened his mouth without
putting his foot in IL, being called upon
to apologize, said he was very sorry, bu
when he made the assertion he did no
see the size of his friends foot.
: The Uldyersity Pres at Madison
e Wis, in publishing the course Of study q
a the State University, printed "eomic lee
a lures" in the list of studies for the hrs
n term Of the Sophomore year, where thi
\ professor had written "conic sections"
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