National Republican., 1873-04-28
tsIRANlNGs.

Tue word Getty has totally different mean
ing IN the Old World than In the new. In Rng-
of SsSop. lvefpoo the largest T Use seaport @ i q
Engiand, Is not city.
Do the Illinois women who think the United
States Consultation guarantees them the right 70
practice law bring that right under the head Of
"insurlnR domestic tranquility or "formlnR q
more perfect union In the family7
MAN laid down to pleasant dreams on q va
cant lot ~ Calves on the other day TO sleep on
drunk. lie was astonished upon awaklnR and
finding twO-story house built over him. That's
the way they are building up In Texas.
A 1luoDB ISLAND editor, wanting two lines to
complete a column, observes . that hat "a sensible
Which, our critic says, Is as " one should write,
"Hot Ice cream Is the hottest thing In the world
VERMONT PEOPLE are very suspicious Of each
other. A man In that State had recently TO ex-
hume his wife's body, in order 70 dlsproye the
story that he had cut on her hair and sold u
while she was being prepared for the grave.
A WISCONSIN, paper says "The muskrats built
fooled many people who take them for weather
prophets. A consequence, whole families OF
7 rits are found In their nlmsy hammoc@ frozen
TO DEATH"
A KANSAS doctor SAYS he nuda no dIli,culty In
curing spinal meningitis BY giving thirty OF forty
grains OF quinlne every thirty or forty minutes
Tor thirty or forty days. II the patient survives
the nrst thirty days he Ia generally good for the
other ten.
TuE proprietor Of the Chicago museum claims
that his wild man Is from the unknown and In
accessible fastnesses OF Central Asia, and the
fellow Is so monstronsy ugly that Indiana,
where he was born and raised, is not inclined to
/ dispute the claim. ...
TuE California AcolimatlEInE socIety have
haiened about 80 600 trout MS ny yesr At Net,
boxes, win charcoal sides, the charcoal purlfS.
ing the water, are used. ~
FouH little chicago boys had hanging matinee
/ N a al Iul n a ~ a NRI
In turn, aud was to yell when he had got enough;
but one little fellow, ambitious TO excel his com.
panions, deferred yelling ull 70 was no longer
practicable, and there we're but three Of those
little boys.
THE English papers arc Discussing the ques
ton Of cremation. The London Standard doubt
generation IN the method Of dlsPosng Of the
dead. That the present ayatem Is bad one
suitable for thlnly populated countries only, u
generally admitted.
which warns the hall Of the capitol In Richmond
Va. It was made In England, and sent TO Rich
mond In Ito, and warmed the House Of Bur
rs present location, where L has been Tor tSiri,
years, and Is not yet stove In.
THE Chicago Tribuhs's astronomer informs q
that there are now no spots on the sun larg
mSsnyns IS Sowsr We may an cn so!rs
ble exemption from these interesting dlaturber
Of our meteorological piece for nye or six year
TO come. The next epoch OF maximum occur
RKsPEcrrro the proprety Of setting aside
reservation for the hodccs, California poet
"They should have a reservation
whlch they would be sure 10 keep l
| TIL the trump that wakes creation
Calls them from their heightened sleep"
PosrAL CARDS may be used for the bssest pui
poses. A man was recently convicted In Lot
don OF "a gross, vile and most atrocious libel
i on his own niece, by sending hera postal car
containing an accusation OF immoral conduc
for which he was Sentenced 10 two years' In
prlsonment and lne OF $40.
WHEN . Columbus, Ohio, minister desires
awaken his audience, and secure their indyidu
F. attention, he yells "kenoi" through nsh hon
4 As the vibration OF his tones die away there fr
! queutly comes from the chancel the echoln
! sound, "correct." Most OF the state SenAto
and Representatives attend this pastors churcl
I DErRoIr boys went for q buffalo hunt an
gave chase to mitch COW. The intelligent CO
Q made for good little boy who was on the va
20 5S5 s IAN ni ssS ~
e boys escaped. The moral OF this incident, del
l. children, Ia that you should never 20 TO the Er
q Gerry for your mother.
l. -oen. George D. Williams, Of Japan, Ia to
= married to Mia Peak, OF California, In Paris
y the Soth OF this month. He went from India
D, to Japan about two years ago TO form Q burei
p OF internal revenue similar TO our own, and VI
il msnt Az eo2nseloT 10 'ihe% % sommIssIon sent
], promote International commercial relations
d tween japan and the Western nations.
= WE DO not indorse the irreverent remarks
= Western papers regarding Brother Harmon
= who Ia great and good man and 10 Ia ine
~ pressibly sad to read IN Western paper "Ht
~ ~ unfortunate II was that the reverend Hammo
u had not been appointed = special commission
:. valuable military oticer would thus have be
X saved to the natlen, and Hammond would ha
~ been placed where he would do the most good