The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1873-05-20
Sense and sNe,lsl -.
Ere long--p donkey.

over his eyes, r sss III.
"A prudent q man, says 4 witty
Frenchman, "is like pin; |; his head pre-.
vents him from going too far"
The Evansville, Ind, Courier is ac-
cused OF "sporting on its editorial stat
d gifted ana brilliant liar s7''ssEzzas
Some of the Massachusetts, fajlrosd
aep0ts are supplied With Bibles, but pep.
pie will swear when the trains are latA
The Creston. Iowa. Journal recon-
mends people who advertise on fences
to mix little spelling In along with
their paint. 20li alFAgaFR
A man writing poetically Of tho
weather says: The backbone OF the
winter is broken, but the tail wsgs yet
occasionally" $50
ASyracuse paper has received q poem
on the loss of the Atlantic, hut is afraid
to publish II. lest IL might kii some Of
the survivors.
The motto at The head Of the nose.
sheets OF the Amboy. ILL.,, journal
reads: THAT which ia worth doing is
worth advertising ;printTpnd prosper"
An accepted California suitor lately,
sold his interest and goodwill In bis
aliianced to rival FOR The price Of
new waistcoat. Sensible man,
A Connecticut man Is goins TO moya
out of the State right away because the
trustees OF cemetery OBJECT to his fais-.
ing onions on bis cemetery lot,
Vienna Is said to be the worst 8iaip.
ed city in Edrope. An exchange adj
vises tho inhabitants TO send for Tweed,
whosdraired New York so successfully;
Fashion Is rarely useful It scorns
utility. That OF wearing the hair l6oaely
down the hack is!now going out Just &c
6y-time begins to dawns-DdsbMry Nssas.
The wife Of ---- Burlington, died on
Saturday last. Of oerebro spinal meailr
gisis aged 65. This is ibe first time We
have heard the age Of that disease sta.
ted. .rs,. . 81 ....'s,..
uor ssog was
hunter aud halt setter, that he hunted
until be found bone,and then set lewn
to eat il. -
s. Parton IN speaking az Artemus Ward,
sayss "For men ofihisi profession and
character. for all editors, literary men
and artists, there 10 only one sstety-
teetotalism."
"Six feet in bis hoots = exclaimed
Mrs. Beeswax; "What will The impu,
dence of this world dscome to, I wonder!
Why. they might as web teA me thai the
man has six,heads in his hstnsl,nI sa
phiAa burglar, who swss sentenced tho
other day at the. Mailstopcs Esg Asst.
zes 70 seven years penal sersiiude, Of
cred to toss the Bench whether it should
be fourteen years or nothing.
A student. undergoing his exaniina.
ton was asked what was the mode Of
action of disinfectants He rsplied,
They viii smeli so.badly that the peo-.
! PIE E. open 3 a. the Yipdows, aud fresh aigi gets
.reats ,e,,i, - s -, ~ Is
Is y, ;shG in ,sa, ssss = ssis;ss 1;..s.s.
perhaps, denioraaiSiay; but in t6Ao heSf
Of them, how mnnh that issRise ahas pe,
! d;s,;ara;s,.aa . .u..,,.. ...,.. !.
amazed at the, number OF apothecarieS
who must have done business in F0upejt
= !. - J. s..rs $500 " .ass Icy soass
=. ua' ..s...', os,s' aasss'. '.u sA ia'se isAs N
sisis.3 ssf sssss' ssA.t
go a Mtanesota iarmm has 1nAf Sold NJ
lafin 9, 10y acres slos'yt acFes bEaken
9 any la'-pioughea, WIZ q goo9 trame
nouse. s'aoe, anu az nus :,s. ,armlng im. 9.
plenshss ,a ss anu ,.;s nsensns..or vl caan a'ai
a'' o'u shcep sA'n ovetcoas' ,.t
A Quincy, I'LL. Indy has 4niR ndtk
ta'ning o.&6S pieces, and l0o, ,6O0 stitch
es. A Western paper asks. "Who coins
wy .,0 : S'', any ~ytnan wtN,
Npu,9 70 'opf enough " ,ake shein'
Wo'lld 'o oe 'ool slloagn g counI S elt mem.
.THE REToRr CepRTtoea ~ May 1xhp.
does, not like being NW althower -
You've no idea Maud. how ttttorly fdiotic
Eyou people dancing look To- thosa Who
tsit downiand watch youY Mand. II
dare say not, loves4 ] never tried~
Tho Aizcns Supetiatendenss of
Schools 'adrertiees thati heiI'swill pay
farkee scho oolmaiam's 8l5 70 8l00 per
x>s,Nk "a II = y -