American citizen., 1873-08-09
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

WHEN is a balloon not balloon? Wher
its aloft.
WHAT state in the Union can never b,
out of debt Iowa.
a FAvoRITE dish with the ladies
Tongue sandwiches.
| WHEN is a fowls neck like Il bell
When ii is rung for dinner.
THERE were only 119 divorces granted
in New Hampshire last year.
| Moss agates have been found in the
vicinity of Clear Lake, Iowa.
! SOME men are fond of their species, bu
all men are fond of their specie.
| THE latest scientific discovery is that
g the man in the moon" " is "A woman.
! kEoUGHKAIG is the way they spell 4
| popular game in a western locality.
| NEVER ask a favor of anybody before
breakfast. \ man who is hungry is always
stingy.
| WHAT clever paraphrase that is which
| tells us that In the midst of life we ar,
| in debit"
A wELI-KNowN belle is writing "the
American society novel" Won't the crit
les have fun:
THERE is man (?) in Hartford who
drinks a key of lager-about seven gal
lons-every day.
A CYNIC describes marriage as an altal
on which man lays his wallet and woman
| her affections.
MONEY is reported to be very "easy" in
Wall street, but it is very hard to get it,
nevertheless.
| CALIFORNIA, after elccting Legisla.
ture IN september, VIII elect Supreme
court Judge IN OcleDer
THE ArkuRsas gazette reports its State
scrip as advanced TO ID cents.' There
Is room for future advance.
The Catskill Mountain House, a. this
season of the year, is sufficiently warmed
by two old fashioned stoves.
DURING the last six months u. 800 Chi
nese emigrants have landed in California.
OF white folks there were 600 less.
DIR. Hermann KLEIN concludes that
the earth has been 1000 600 600 wears
forming since first it had n crust.
wr,Iru after all i =, reIa,iva tbirr
since he that has little and wants less IS
richer than he that has much but wants
more.-Coztou.
Nan is nbvsica1lv nc we'll nc metanbv
sicoIIv a thinr of sbreds ana matches
borrowed une0uaIIv from rood and had
ancestors.
Az Ohio m,r rbo bod bis oboioo bo
So, -; .;,a 81 ~, ~
zinoS an and , III Who cor1d h,I'o e hrasd
,riSoIr nhose tho 1attor 'o''N'
U..- A..
"AshiNuioN paper ,'iiilo"hces tiiat
.iio Pupil' Pl liiitei Mili snpi'iy isSue
of th Tmi,ad I,.,o =, vi 'iie postal Id"
So, go ho. ,soo.t.;noa ,,
bo,jthy aij;ra .or can o,t ceyan nar,n nh;i.
dron ;,siJa of sa,on borrs ,n1 rof Jie,,I,,
o,,,l c,,,,'.,o ~ di,n;n, '''0 ''o' O''ii''S
a new HAMfsHlkE RE paper SPEAKS OF
H: Nc ia'o's mho ale :iilli o!nS 'ile white
MUoi'Gins ~ " set a view VI inc COWS pas
II. .'o inc'uo"' ucio"'
Iha missouri stare EulIofial SonVen-
tion recently presented 70 the oiilccI at-
leLuihs theiii on tliGir li'G sui,oliai eA-
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90 oHo "i.h es iueiia W' ND VI rne
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'p,i ''u' ~
~ ~ ~ "a D t,oI az ,i'.i ,iio+.,
seven or eight hundred ladies are simuJ-
vi tha h,,,r,, 80 90 l.a,,
nraT,r e'r. bionabIe o0D
$780, A.. ,
AN 80 pap NC Ie I'll, 80. oiai
.raveIerS 81, rom ~ tne ei,y are VI siea. auvan
'ase " .ne oJohis u ,hn, Ia, as n'''ei -, u,
not he abandoned.
Tn, ..,roldo,n sond r;dras of AJorron
60, pa aro saIiinr ffT y, oro 49,,
th.r Ensiness lots in indian,noIis The
an - a,a st;Ii ovc;tod ovor tha cold drs,
z - " ,,on.,
y, -, .no'o t''- .o'
IHEfE IS promise lol d mover SGhsi'loh ~
Dapy Prof Wise in his trans Atlantic bal |
oon vovape The sensation will probablv |
No that of taking water.
Tur sidewalk brigade of Sullivan Ind |
,,d ;,I ,,a,.,-os sbocISod b, noticas sirnoJ |
X L X ', yarninr all joafcrs to % to
ror,- nd ;pdulain2 in tho d;rest t6ra,tS
,.rairst NJ ,hose w5o are not indnstrious nj
g., tu-n days a vel
oo
"A MORTGAGE LOT S'99, upon whlch
eighteen months interest had accumu-
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