The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-10-31

FRIDAY...,.... nm. OCTOBER8 81, 1873.
scEssoRrNas.

bCASSOHlNGS.
Honey bees are winged merchants.
They cell their honey.
When you have reached your bot
tom dollar, lett alone.
None but the contemplate are ap-
prehensive Of contempt.
AT what season did Eve cat the
appleP EARLY in the fall. asn
TO help 4 man Who won't khelp
himself is to help his ruin.
A companion game to parlor Gro
quot Cricket on the hearth
Custom may lead man into many
errors; but it justifes none.
No man was ever SO much deceive
ed by another as by himself.
A man that ought to be re-nomi-
nated-A one-legged soldier.
Our homes should be as holy as
our churches, to say the least.
Why is sword like beer? Be-
cause il is Of no use till drawn.
To-morrowis the day on which
idle men work and fools reform, 1
The clothes-pin factory at KaIa-
mazoo, Michigan, employs forty
hands.
A female minister out West kisses
the bridegroom when she marries a
couple.
Dixon, ILL.,, is to have truss
bridge, in place of the ruptured
structure. PEA RtfATa lta
Negligence is the parent of disor.
der and the offspring of habits of in
temperance.
What does q grocer do with all his
things before he sells themP Gives
them weigh.
BY trying to kill calumny it is kept
alive; leave it to itself and it will die
a natural death.
What did a blind wood sawyer
take to restore his sightP He took
his horse and saw.
To milk kicking cow-Stand off
abont eighteen feet and yell, $50, +
you darned old skinfint."
Though wo travel the world over '
to find the beautiful, we must carry d
it with us, or we find it not. q
An indirect spirit is like an unseal- t.
ID letter, which every one may read, t.
put which is seldom worth reading. B
The father who gives his children Ia
labits Of industry, provides for them "
'etter, than giving them fortune. "a "a
In Ireland, with less than $780, ~ ~
90 inhabitants, the two shillings ~ ~
cense duty was paid on 200, 796 w W
ogs. % !;
When young lady gets o letter in,
le carries it in her hand, but o :
'uple Of pounds of sausage she
anages to squeeze into her pocket.
A Western parson delicately be- til,
IN funeral discourse by alludine a +
the fact that he had oficiated at Sol
Q hanging of the father Of the de- acc
ased. ais
"My dear doctor, said an Irish ruI
IN, tits no use your giving me an dui
letic. I tried it twice in Dublin, to
d it would not stay on my stomach Ion
Q minutes. dui
Western editors statement, sWe the
, living at this moment under alb roa
ute despotism," is attributed by dec
contemporaries to the fact that he CIV
J just been married. he
Remember that word of gossip the
uld bo prevented, If it was only eve
nembered that d person who tells wit
OF the faults Of others, intends to but
others Of your faults. let
What's tho reason you have the thr.
ing side Of your stocking turned and
?" said Jim to Pat the other day. the
he reason, is it," said Pat iroT
ause there's o hole t'other side av han
trer
good man who has seen much Of aim
world, and is not tired Of it, says: IN
be grand essentials to happiness gl,rl
ms llle, are--somethlng to do, wy
Iething to love, and something to tant
Q for" and
[rs. Sarah J. Hale, editress Of tion
ley's Lady's Booh, is sprightly corr
ow Of S5. Her special qualifca- SUI
$ is that she takes livelier in the
ST in the latest fashions thon anv held
" girl Of the period, .,,, mole
here are three women candidates mad
ihe Office Of School Superintend- orna
in Cass county, La. Seventeen KUN
flied voters have already been rest'
ed to death, and the campaign goin
o--..--.s.---e.---- doul
THE DIFFERENCE.