Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-03-13
Well p-osted-street lamps,
A bridal rein-the honeymoon.

"a DIlOdl I01u-In0 HOutH HlOOHs
deliberately embroidered suits wi
. be among the spring epidemics.
Now is the time to be Caught O
the jury" 1t don't hurt some.
. What effect do Flour-mills hav
npon a town. Make it flourish.
Two horns will last a COW a lifetime
Some tnen require that many before
breakfast.
You will soon see pathetic article.
in the papers telling that winter lin.
gerssin the lap of spring.
Thedpotato bug is pronounced by
the fanciers of the bloodless beast tc
have been winter killed.
The hair on dry goods clerks fore.
heads will be pasted down lower than
usual during March and April.
1t is impossible for an editor to
please every body, and he would be
an idiot to attemptit..I fEe
The winter of 1s72-3w will be mem
orable for floods, fires, intense cold
as well as other things too numerous
to mention.
The damsel that has been accused
of breaking a young mans heart has
been bound over in the bonds of mat
rimony to keep the pieces.
A young married lady up town
thinks that Highlow Jack is a very
pleasant companion for he keeps her
husband out SO late at nights.
The latest whim of fashion is infat-
ed rubber bustles. 1t takes a husband
with weak lungs half an hour to blow
his wife up to a Observation-Disclosures
The murder crop is unusually large
this season: Still it is doubtful wheth-
er1many of those engaged IN the bust
ness win make a living.
A lawyer ordered a waiter in Gas
toms restaurant, at Memphis, to 'Ebring
me a dish of my native fodder" He
was promptly supplied with cabbage.
Vermont-where, as is well known
no liquor is sold-has 10000 drunk
ards, 1000 habitual "hard drinkers
and 10000 young men just beginning
to drink.
The grounding was all o. K. this
time, we might save some cold wealth
next season, by holding an UNI
brella over his hole,-that is, if the
sun shines.
The planet Jupiter, as seen in the
Western sky, any clear evening now,
presents abeautiful appearance. FIX
hibition free. No extra charge for
reserved seats.
All persons who want to enjeyoa
day OF. sport, shouldzcome- to the fox
hunt on Friday next. 1t wilrbe the
grandcst affair that ever come Off in
the countyFs @1.8T4za -es8s7
1t is said that newspapers are the
means ola greatYmany ladies-"getting
their backs up" The best conducted
paper. often makes a great HUSTLE
amengtthem@ 691z 81 &E7
b.
Get your troughs cleaned out, trees
tapped and W. the sap to make mo-
lasses and sugar, the season is now at
hand aud should not be allowed to
pass without receiving attention.
AS we contemplate the small and
rapidly diminishing size of our wood
pile, we feel like fervently repeating
the Invocation of the poet:
Come thou gentle spring-etherial mildness,
For the past five years an Indiana
woman has had three husbands living
within five miles of each other, and
nobody found her out until last week.
People mind their own business in
thsts State q
Our capitafistsAshouI put upadwell-
ing houses; assthe demand is far be-
yond the supply People + inquir-
ing every day for houses to rent, but
none can be. found, O~AY
Let Foar, religion be seen. Lamps
do not talk, but they do shine. A
light-housesbeatseno drum, it beats no
gong ; and far over its friendly light
is seen by the mariner
Brighter days are coming4jnst
-think of it.E Blue birds, dandelions,
caravans, scissor-grinders, aftichokes,
giolets and .hand-organs, will soon
sings shine, eshowssharpen,sscent and
shrek that spring has come.
It is said in the vicinityof Dayton
that peaches and cherries were de-
stroyed by the recent severe weather.
The same maybe said of the vicinity
of most any other place in this lati-
tude.
The following Officers of the "Gi-
rard Savings Associations" have been
elected: Jos. W. Acton, President
J.. 81. Zoos, Vice President; John I.
Holmes, Treasurer, and C. 81. Allison,
Secretary.
If those brilliant geniuses who are
always so ready to counsel an editor
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