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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
LATEST SHIP NEWS.
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ARRIVED.
Steamship Lagos tB PegdeB Havana May a. with mae iod
% PIN. F0rWOOd & 90.
Bark Hypaaa Of John b. Love- C.bsnsu Il isTs. wa
melaaO.
BrE la Bangorj Smith, careuas Y isya. with
iasses
Brig Omer iof Dghy n RHgziss CEenAs n DAYS With
Enestne (Of Yarmouth Knight MAtaB1A ~ s
nj Matilda. Coonbs. Providence.
Bng }. W. Dnsko Haskell, B1e Hill. FOR Phiadelphia.
Bsoo, Curry aud 10 days from Couvit n g., uH
ScHr Advance lof ParrsbOr N So Merriam, windsor A. s.
days With plaster
sehr America (Bri Sugen CORVALLIS. N s.. -ith potatoes
WIND-SunseL Light, 5. cloudy
SAILED.
Steamships Hamburg CITY Havasa FOR HaVns 0~
Barnes Iaac Ben. Tor Norfolk e. frOc r.
Csao Unoa Galveston schrS DazsT Oaoaca. Les
for Exeter, Bng
ALSO SAILED.
Steamship Southern oruebeci ship Herald Of lie Morning Zoe sss
Francisco.
DOMESTIC PORTS.
SAVANNAH 13ArrYed. ship Bessie Crosby from AVes
PstTe fr
Mouteyiie0; p Hall. for deW-York
L9-ArIived steamship Neptune, from heW-l0S
FOREIGN PORTS.
HAvANA May The steamship Cabs, from HeWlOk arrives
here thIs m0rsing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30

RoBERTS-On Wednesday, Nav % At the residence
the brides b. the Rev Father MebroY Arthur bWs
70 MARI L. daughter Of James Robert, al Of BTOSkyu
COOPRR-ORCHARDA the residence Of the brides Pste
j. MAY % ls73 b. the Rev Wu II Cooper D. o. Of Ben
port. L. f. assisted n. d. d. snd
Wm Haloway H. Edward p Co0Der, a. NJ. n D. Of he
officiating clergyman, 10 H. Lime eldest dA1shter 81 Joaa B.
Orchard. No eAndA
MBRRTTT-HTZ-rn BrooElyn Wednesday May 2s Ne re
dence Of parents toe Rev H. 4 Ne Willard A.
Alice e. ony daughter Of Williams HtI all Of BTookiyr
sCORBLD-YOUgG-On wednesday, dar 49, At The Csngsatoas
L. l. the J. K Pbo W soosea %
Brooklyn LILLIAN A. eldest daughter Of J. B. Young u OueaL
TERRY-DILJOH-OB WEDNESDAY Mar r. Lskes Cburch.
Broofrn Dr. J. " DileF Wizn O. Terry Of He1 York V
Ma Mar }. Dill0n OF BrooklJa
WBBB-SMrH-0n Wednesday. Mar o. by the Rev Sssrss,
Webb Mis- Jaa j. Youngest daughter Of R0wndsos
Smith, all Of Brooklyn Nc cardA
wHITR-GARRIGUB-By william wesiersen At MOr..aia.
the brides father Edward White, g. D. VI New
Yok lsabeiA daughter Of SudOiOh Garngae No oaniA
All Notices Of Marriages must be Endorsed Wit6 fIu
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
rur yAr1oNAL AGRICULTURAL CONGRESS.

INDIANAPOLIS, May 29.-In the National Ag-
renltural Congress to-day the Committee on Agreutu
raj Colleges reported for adoption resolution approving
and ndorsing efforts being made 70 secure ad-
dtona aid from Congress for colleges established unde
the land grant OF 1862 An adverse minority report Do
ing offered. the report was tabled Tho committee On
miscellaneous Business reported series OF resolutions
aring ths efforts of any class increase or decrease
the yalne OF labor the product OF labor pernicon IN
their influence and against the interests OF armers tnA'
the Eight Hour law Is unwise unjust, and uh.uIpIhs
m m epeaied The resolutions were rejected by large
maiprity long report from the COMMITTEE on lIA US
noTtation referred back for modneAuon' anu '"o
tougress then adjourned.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30

CHICAGO Nay RsCkrrtE dul reoeipts $3.50 hesd 70
lots sold a. 49, iA4DSs u ssef. sse
snail 81 25OS5, batcsers COWS and steers % - %
sbiWnents. 26g
LivE HoGs dnl declined 50lO oeDs 1000 prices rinse TO.
- - 10 Tor ehs 81 The sales tt - 90
a ansoid, shipments d@fl
quiet $50 Of f.r sheafci a. % 20. ohoas
Eooed 50 ia
BALrNoEK Nd May 99CATrLE-Maket op.yed iidy setys.
hu closed tu and declined very sia issv "a
that generally rated int quA 5i05c ne31m good
guilty 50atc receipts J1l, 9tJ.
HoGsMarke fsirY declined l Of rn-ed u 11ic
sters TR5ic reosDis 9.kf1
SHEKPPly advanced i sales Of COzmsa - Par ~ 80
SHE'S FAR 0 "a 06e recnpts
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RUMoRED ERIE SUITS.

1t was reported, yesterday that certain per-
sons medtated suits against the Erie Railway Company
based upon the recent report of the Legislative Conm
tee in relation to the much investigated dividend II
s,cb s,its are contaminated they are said by Erie
managers 20 be unknown TO them. Cable dispatches
from England state that the adherents OF the present
Administration OF the Enc Railway Company nave
already secured proxies for than ODeha Jne cap
tai stock and will them for the retention Oh the pres
emit administration at the election In July
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RAILWAY LITIGATION.


The Summer timetable of the Pennsylvania
Central Railroad is TO go into effect Immediately.
The extension of the Central road to Babylon
viii be completed in few weeks, In time for the accom-
mediation Of Summer travel
The regular Summer timetable Of the South
Side Railroad will 90 into effect Jane 10. when several
trains will Do added. AS soon the ARRANGEMENTS at
Hunters Point can DO completed. incoming Taias on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
WARDS ISLAND ABUSES.

The new Board of Emigration Commission
ere recently appointed to correct abuses alleged 70 nave
existed in the Department, have begun tAsr ~ofA W
rc,noving MI Cassery from Castle Garden. aud Hart
Johusou from tho position OF Treasurer VI tho Commis
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30

The Offices are few and the asprmts many ana in short
that pleasing part Of political hfe u illu
siOns II the white adventurous who The 8ate
for the purpose of despong and find the negroes
the best agencies through which 60 work. lst ms
alone should get well enough; and IL is, there
really occasion TO apprehend any serious disturb
anees no matter what sensational papers may say"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
THE FIRE RECORD.


JAMAIUAt d II
An incendiary fired the barn of Francis NC
High ON Liberty-ave.. Jamaica, l.. l., on Wednesday
night and It was entirely destroyed, with Its contents
consisting Of quantity OF feed and Is carte owned by
Patrick Shields The barn 1t is said the largest
one on Long Island and was valued AZ 1OO on Nhch
there insurance OF b4OJ MI So4uS iO0o 10 S9''
mated at over $1,000
EISKWHERE
The Great Western Railway bridge at Oak
Vile Ont. was destroyed by fire yesterday. II is ex-
pected a temporary bridge for passengers VIII be ouit
within a week.
A fire at Madoc. Canada, "Wednesday mght'
destroyed three stores and two dwellings MT
who was burned ont at late IRE there, was again
sufferer. The loss "a about $4,000.
L. Phillipss box and saw mill, IN west
Hanover, Mass was burned wednesday with large
stock Of lumber shingles and boxes Loss $4,000 no
inEIIrnnnn
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this rnad VIII ne divided at Fresh Pond, and uptown
passengers can thus take the ferry ut Hunters Point
1t is understood that the negotiations which
have been pending for some time for tho consolidation
Of the NewlYork and Hampstead Railroad with the
South Side Railroad have fallen through basis Of con
sodation had been substantially agreed upon by com
mttees OF tie two companies but when 10 came 10 a
rafifeatjon the south Side Company interpnsed pew
propositions which were not acceptable 70 the other
gOrpOrafou.
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The SITE or TRADE.
uAvANA MARKYTS

HAvAx t9Breh.nge buoyhs' on United Ssies O t''.
gold J0 per premium short sght O0a
on Lodon per premium Pin = as
Pr hts for B states per Ds Of aaf -
~ rs Der boghrad do 20 Loading oth-r
The Sorth coast Of Cubs per hOgshesd Of nos - @pfl,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
A RIsHopRIc FILLED.

The Rev. Benjamin II. Paddock, d. D. mas
written letter the Committee OF the hAssachtss''s
Diocesan Convention accepting the BiAhoprio OF sia
STATE The conservation service 10 rs stated VII 10 neu
In Grace church Brooklyn, his own church. IN
No. M, retirement has caused great sorrow In his
narlsh
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THE CoNYECr1cUr cHIEF-JUsrICEsHIP.

HARTFORD, May 29.-In the Senate to-uhy
Jade origen s. Seymour was elected ChiefJustce' 70
ooasd Chief Justice Butler resigned. As his term ~n
nire Feb O. 1874 by limitation In consequence on hs
age Judge John ID. Park elected To DO Chiei'"0N
an the expiration Of Judge seymours TERM
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30

The funeral Of Lieut George M Harris, VINO
ei from .sss IN ihs Maso Ear ,sss rl S-,cs
~ Lahet
I'D display FlFfagut and hSAksiss s1aaAAse u
Wei Polat. uere anszE tss gAlbsAefA
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ELSEWHERE.
THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC RAILROAD.

THE ATLANTIC AND PACIFIC RAILROAD.
About year ago, when Alden b. StockweD,
the late Presdeut Of the Pacific Mail Steamship Com
many Was in the zenith OF his financial power. he
elected President OF the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad,
with the expectation that he would build up the road,
and cause an advance its securities that would CORE
spond with the appreciation OF Pacific Mail stock his
alleged financial reverses and his subsequent retirement
from Pacific Mail having cost him his prestige as stock
operator ana nnancier, II was reported on Wali-st
yesterday that he had resigned his position as President
OF the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad, and would be sue
ceeded By Andrew J. Pierce IT,, the present general
manager Whether this rumor Is true or not Las not yet
been Officially announced but It Is known that the cleo
ton for directors which was 10 have been held week
since was deferred until the early part OF uDe because
OF the Absence OF GeneraManageT Pierce IA the west
RAILWAY LITIGATION.
PITTSBURGH, Penn, May 29.-This afternoon
Judges McKernan and Nixon OF this United States Dis
Tict Court Of SewJersey been engaged IN hearing
an argument On motion for preliminary INDUCTION re-
strctng the NewYOrk and Long Branch Railroad Com
pany from building bridge the mouth OF the Rar-
Tan RIVER Ihe c0inplanans the PennsyiVaiha Kali
road COMPANY and tie lesees Of the New Jersey Cen
tra Theodore Cuyler Of Phiade phia and Judge send
der for compianants; Chancellor Williamson OF New
/ Jersey for respondents.
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pASSENGFRS ARRJVFD.

PROM HAvAFA-Ea fisaEsaD LAGOS. May 2sRichsr acArs
Harry Nelson George Ihacks d. SOusAEAl a. Bso-sf lea
z. DOniphAa.
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TIE CANDY FUND.
MAY WEATHER.
1--WE cAsEs OF suNsrRoKE.

FIVE CASES OP sUNsTRoKE.
George McGregor, age 10, of No. 2n West
rwentyseventh-st overcome by the heat at FIFTY
ninth-st. and Eleventh-ave., yesterday william j.
Bibby age 49, OF No 23s West Tenthst was sunstruck
on Broadway. Thomas Moore. age 49, was overcome by
the heat at Norfolk and Delanceyss Ferdinand Yble
age &c. OF GreenpOint l. l., overcome by the heat
AZ Broadway and John st., and taken 20 the Park
IJosrit John Ayers age o. Of No Eighth-aye., was
sunstruck at Seyenty-eig1th-st aud tOurbh-aVe.
John CODnOrs. age 40, . laD0rer, residing IA v an
BrtIt.st Bookyn. was FRUSTRATED by the heat at Har-
bsck's stores IN that city. He was IN an lnsenslDle
condition when taken 70 the City Hospital.
CONFINEMENT REPORT.
WAR DEPARTMENT,
OvyfcE OF TIE CHIP SIGNAL OFFICER,
WARRINGTON, ID. c.. Thursday, May ~ lbi5-5 p u }
eynopsis for ne past heentv-four hours o.,
The barometer has very rapidly risen, win
easerly winds over the Northwest and che lakes low
barometer, warm and generally clear weather, snd
s0utheasterly winds prevail p rom .ieIoe
to the Ohio and Missouri RIVER Na,,leySs,
weather and occasional in the CUR ana s0uth Az
Iantc States sOuthwestery winds cooler anu party
cIondy weather the Middle States; uth-Westerl5
winds warm and generally clear weather III dhduh an
New England The rivers have risen at jefferson CITY
Omaha En- PAUL aud Cairo and fallen al LeaVenWortn
Memphis Nash yille and Cincinnati
Probabilities.
Tor tho North West and the upper lakes. and thence 10
the Missouri and Ohio Valleys, nOrtheastery ana souh
easterv vnds cloudy weather. and rain; for Tennes'
see and the Gulf and south Atlantic states southeis or
hs WffIs States aud LOt0er Lakes northoesteriU ana
minds falling temperature, higher baropte
ler pqrfly aud Increasingly cloudy uedLaeT ana oood
5o,i IN. FOR New England ahd Canada. southwest
efly and nOrth-HesteIly WINS ANo'hS '"''"'S'' N~
A eautionary signal is ordered for Chicago.
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PpfNr Cloth nARKET.
cATTLR MARKETs

PROVIDENCE MAY Printing Cloths market seal sIih .
declining tenoeny snail sales o. htaaaard sSd E o. ' s
~ otto
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30
NARRIED.

True and False Science, Speech the Fudau BAEauet ~
Puke Goodwin, IN TRIBgNK LSCTURE EXTRA No. &
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-05-30

The Old Reliable Ha. safe, 's .ad iH Dros"a,. No.
YOfk, the best In the world
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APPEALS TO THE BENEVOLENT
THE GEORGE L. PHILIPS FUND.

THE GEORGE l. PHILIPS FUND.
To the BdttOr OF The Tribune.
SIR: I read, with establishment and sorrow,
the paragraph IN this mornings TRIBUNE concerning my
old friend and at one time Associate on The Chicago Rb
!ean) George L. Philips. nclose you s. for the benefit
of his family. Am sorry cannot now make It much
more but the demands upon me from others equally
afflicted render inc pOwerless to do more at present
Yours. CHAS ~ BAAGDOh'
HeuO- York, May %, 1879.
TIE CANDY FUND.
TO TIE Editor Of rae TrtbWHs.
SIR: Your editorial, "a Righteous Debt
s as usual timely and to the point trust that many
Others may like myself be Influenced by It to contribute
mite toward the formation OF fund for the relief OF
tho widow OF one who habtuaily cast hts bread upon
the waters" with thought Of It's return after many
days" Respectfully, JOIN SAlIH'
Netc- York. May 70, 1873.
I'VE have also to acknowledge the receipt Of a
check for $780, forwarded by Mrs. Gen. Mcdowell
Ed
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

RUIsT's Philadelphia Fresh and Genuine Gar
Charlestown. CE HELLER
1--WE 1T TRIAL.-If you would save money.
" time. and labor; if you would have your
SILVER, fisted and Iinware beautifully and brill
charIes,own. C. E BELLER.
TOILET Ar.icles.-The finest a. .ort,nent of Ex.
t tracts, Goosne'' Pomades. 0ils Brushes. Sc.
Charics,own. March 10, 1873.
SAGE's Catarrh Remedy, for the cure of Catarrh
~ and ozena,never known to fail when properly
Cha,est"wn. Feb. II. 1873.
VI ICHtG IN Fine Cut Che wing Tobacco, Grave
~ ley,s best with other popular brands of Chew
ing and Smoking Tobacco; also fine Havana and
domestic Cigars: always to be had at
Chariestown, Feb. IL. 1873 C. E. BELLER.
browns Catalina, the great Spanish Wine
- Tonic. prepared from the delicious Catalina
Grape. mported from the Spanish Dominions the
April Is, 1878. c. E. Keller.
(,oX STARTLING G.latine. Pure sa lid O |, Flavor
- ing Ex'rscts, Spices of all kinds, Bursts I'm
proved Late Flat Dutch Cabbage Seed, Drumhead
April Is. 1873. & BELLER.
EIBLEa's Celebrated Rheumatic Remedy.
\ cure cure for Rheumatism, Gout. Neura igia
elc.. lor sale by F.. BELLER
T'ELEGRAPH Eraser for cleansing and remov.
vet and other material. without injuring the tex
tu.e or color for sale by
April is, 1878. C.E BELLERs
A%fE have just received the following brands ,f
smoking ana Chewing Tobacco, Cigars
winch we warrant equal, If not superior to sny
thing ever offered in Charlestovn for the price
SMoKISG Observation-Disclosures Ho G raveIy Prid.
of Virginia, and Balance
CHEWING TOBACCO The Queen and Excelsior
CisARs.-La Josephine, Ne Plus Ultra, Little Sal.
lie, Imperial.
Wewould invite call.
w s MASON,
JUMPER Tar Soap: Glycerine Lotion and Car
bo!ic Soap. agreeable and efficient remidies for
chap and all cutaneous dsrasee for ssIe at
W. MASON's Drug Store
tNEhsve the agency for the Wines prod at
Excelsior Vineyard I'll desiring pure Wines
ior Medicinal purposes can be supplied st moder-
are pr1ees W.. MASON.
- ranted 10 rise bread FIVE minutes for ca le
by W. s MASON
RELIEVE your corns by using Robbins Corn
- Solvent. VS. MASON
CANED Tomatoes, Peaches and oy sters st re-
~ celved by w. e. SHEERER
EW calicoea cottons, Knitting Cottons, &C.,
just received and for sale by
jar: 81 1873 w. C. sHEERER.
DRIME Cod Fish just received. and for sale nv
W. &C. SHEERER
E'IsH.-Prime Herring and Mackerel. just re-
III oosE bOliDERS.-Doors, Sash, and Blinds
II for sale by VIC SHEERER
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

An Indiana pedagogue going to school
on cold morning. lately, found himself
locked out by number of scholars who were
inside. He got ladder, assembled the roof
and laid board over the top of the chimney
to smoke them out. They took away his lad
der and left him sitting on the ridge>pole till
he fioze his ears and fingers and agreed to
yield to their demands. Then they let him
down. School discipline is imperfect out that
way
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

Kate Stanton, in her lecture on ssThe
Loves of Great Men," asserts tha. planets re-
volve around the sun by the influence of love,
like child revolves about its parent. When
the writer was boy ha0uscd to revolve around
his parents good deal, and may have been
melted thereto by love, but to an nnpreiudced
observer it looked powerfully like trunk
strap.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

- down east editor says that "in conse>
quence of a pressing engagement our editorial
columns present rather a slim appearance"
On examining the Hymenin department. it
was perceptble at glance what that "pres>
sing engagement was" For the fellow got
married that very same day.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

"A promising young citizen Of CLAY
county, who was thoughtless enough to throw
the boot-jack at his mother-in-law is deeply
impressed with the idea that there is nothing
so sharp and sudden for removing the hair
from mans head as potato CRATER.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

= a servant of an old maiden lady, patient
of DIR. -, of Edinburgs had been under
order to go to the doctor every morning to re.
port the state Of her mistress's health, how
she slept, etc, with strict injunctions to add,
"With her compliments' AT length the
girl brought the following message s.Miss
Sc compliments, and she deed last
night at aicht o clock
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

A selfish California minister recently re-
fused to perform the marriage service for a
couple where the bride was his own abscopd-
ed wife. And that aggrava.ing woman said
to be-" N'0
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

Excuse this bit of sarcasm." said
Smith 'but must say that you are an in
famous scoundrei! y Pardon this bit of
IRONY, was replied, as poker descended on
Smiths head
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

A down east editor says nothing is
sweeter than warm ardent kiss from one we
love, unless it is molasses. This is corrobo-
rated by the following couplet from modern
Juliet to her Romeo
Enduring as time is my love for you,-
Sweet as molasses, and q sticky toe
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13
PoETIcAl.
BEST.

Glove is shelter ,hs, ho,ssss- or Flen,.ss:
so, Sir Stephan. III ride with thee''
Quick she steps where the coprser stsnds,
Light she springs to the saddie-tree.
Lovers better thsn Il u, ~ kin;
So close skec uRg and 80 close cisspeti he,
They heard NO sob of the bitter wind.
Nor the snow that shnddeted along the lea.
Love ia better than life or breath!
The drifts over the horse's koea.
Softly they Eink t" the soft. cO!d acath.
And the snow shroGd toids them silently.
Houses aud lnnds are gone for aye,
Kth and kin like the wild wind flee.
Lit. and breath have finttcred awsv,
But love hath hoss"mcd eternalIy.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13
A NEW STOCK OF nARDWARE.

ia We just returned from the Eastern Citi..e.
and am now receiving thebest stock of I'm gIisb
oaa A w Hsrdware ever offered 10 the people
Good. and prices and be convinced. tbs. viii III
h1 xeii 1873 sh'sp ANY 9se.e a lie siats
A FULL and complete line of gpi,d.,. MT
~ ward, Locks. Screws, Hinges. soIts pi.ns.
saws. Braces, Chamber Sets. Foot Tub.. Wa,s,
Aptils 1873 JAS Law Law, a iS6 si.s ~
THE best Rat Trap. in the market and mo,,.s
Traps in abuuda nee. TIA Pans. TIE. T,sy.
April is.s stew JAS "a s.T NV r. 4 e
TABLE Mats, Fancy whisp.. Jumnine Ron..y
n hiEIIslng Hoops, School Baskets. for rsle by
{ hAkPESTER's Oil Cans. Oil Stones. Back Gam.
~ mon Boards, Checkers, Oh. s'men Sieet CSoebst
PPeedIes; single AMI Double Pencil Tips. Rubber
Sai..,.ss &c. sales. Shaving Brushes and tho
Aprils, 1873. JAS. LAW Hoorr
TIE Wallace and the UIium Plum, for .rte bvs
april .. 1873 JAS. LAW. HooFF.
FARMERS look before you pureba.. Ih.,ec
the best Fertilizers for Corn IL the market.
AprIiS. 1873. JAS. LAW. HooFF
7 ocUsT Posts: Framing L.mber, Pla.teripg
sene Oils, Bowmsn's Corn Planter also the west
Bo1es, for sale BY JAS Law. HOOP.
GtHRoMos. Chrofnos 1.-THE best place in the
- Valley TO get Genuine ch,ornos. Jrstreeeiyed
90 very hne Chrornos. For sale very Cheap. Cail
April 5. I ISIS. 40 '''o'' 'n GO. It. LIGHT.
3. r. eRAvELY Chewing s q s1; e ,1 LID y
(toooANgT De..ic.ted for De.srt.. for sale BY
" GEO. 7. LIGHT.
BABbirr's Soap, for sale by e,o.r
GOAL on. Linseed, Whale. Black Strap. Lard :
HARNESSES Coach, cop.l, Japan. DamsI and
April 8. is7s.5 GO LIGHT.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

"A Canadian editor announced that one
mad keen rapier to prick all fools and
snaves His contemporary over the way said
ne hoped his friends would take it from him,
for he might commit suicide.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1873-05-13

Too Pa. cTIcAL.-A story Is told of ne>
gro in Virginia whose master threatened to
give him foggins if he boiled his eggs hard
again. Next morning the eggs came to the
table still harder than before
"You rascal shouted the enraged planter.
"didn't tell you to cook these eggs SOFT
"I es massa." said the frightened slave, can
I got up at o'clock dis morning, an billed
dem five hours, an it seem to me I never kin
get desc eggs softer ~
During the war one of the Northern hotel
keepers was on visit to Norfolk. The eggs
came to the table boiled hard
"Look here, said the hotel keeper. "Sambo
the eggs are boiled too hard Now take my
watch and boil some three minutes by it"
He gave the negro his splendid gold watch
In about five minutes the freedman returned
with the eggs and watch on the same plate.
The watch was wet
"What have you been doing to nv watch?'>
asked the Northern visitor. "Why it is all
vet"
eyes, ssh," said the negro. "I billed de
watch wild the eggs. All right dis time, sah."
- The way John Stuart Mill proposed to
the young lady that eventually became his
wife, is strange but true.
Il wish | had your head, Mr. MILL" said
the lady, on an occasion when that gentleman
had solved for her knotty poiut
Mr. Mill.
"Weil," said the lady, ''since your head
and my heart agree so well. 1 nm willing that
We should go into partnership"
Aud so il was