, 1873-11-09
Ing homo to dinner, booauRe now she'd hayo a
'l'anco to got tho apring-oloaning dono I'm.

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oi,ane9 n.ns to got the apring-ooaning dono up.
Evory man starts out in life with tho belle,
IN .het some % day he will DO rich. Practical mon
nen man alt and tlreha OF finding Iouanros, Iuok77
lossory stok1eg, md wonderful Inventions II
no. Mo.nn moro tl,nn one ia five bundled tH rcli.
b. married.; but, shat viii, ,"' l,or ,A' own "sn,
obloctlons to tue man WIN cnn,ut write
pr9illea, aud mtn WHO WHO ',"t cannot Wiz, aisa
n ,ana men VINO iaok other liko-important qualica
parental OBJ joctiona 70 mon who exhibit onriy
tendencies to sottlo on tl,oir fasharB- in law,
',n many woman R wakes up at middle ago to find
ngGeheit' .aG!' aA ne once, an old rnad Probably Hhs
had married., she would wish ssl,o hadn't: II Il
seems aB IT, whatever ono did In this life he wa1
Destined to regrot 1t. It Is a lolnslon md d
snare to imagine Tint, whatoyor your decision
may be, you won't live to bo Horry Tor It.
iahed, thero still remain
TIE FALLAu1Es OF FORTY.
Tho man Of TINT ngo who tloea not solaco him
self ae with the baliet that his abandonment Of
tobacco is merely m Affair Of Lis will 10
yet to bo found. Patient and prolonged Bearcl-
ing hns fei1ed to bring to public uotlco the mid
dlo-agod dame who docs not fondI7 rxpatioto, in
continental moments, upon tho beauty Of hor
youthful complexion, aud tho former lovely
lnxurianoe Of hor treBsos. Quo noota 1pauy
young girls who 1ack those attractions, but tic
masron who has not possessed them Id beloved
not to be o1tnnt.
Another fal'acy In which most pooplo lire and
;!le Is, tlat pomo tllno or other tnoy will loarn
FRENCH No solution has over beon givon to tho
problem Why thts horo Of acquiring foreign
!angnaEo cheers 30 1nnny despairing souls. It
is otmply MI acknowledged iact. They arc ii.
,sa31 waHa 1uss go:ng to commence, and aro only
waiting Tor tho long wiutor-oyeniuga to como, or
Tor tho summer vacation to boEin, o'' -
=. Then follow
THE DELusToNs OF OLD AGE.
DID anybody ever know an old porsou who did
not profess to Wish to give up al caro- and lnd
place to end his days IN poace? And did any
ously sensitive about being reliovcd Of domestic
responsibility. and.remarkably Suspicious Of any
un1Iiangomohts ~ Tor enperannnated members OF
tue family circ1o7 There ooines to tho old
theo,iocgy, modern social tenets, aowing-
machiaos. aud patent rcapers. Ono could
forgive them this natural diBcontent with oycry-
thing, II only. they did not mistake It Tor
simply a yearnlng for Homemade :yarn.loae.
other antiquitios.
But
TIE UNIVERSAL DELusloN
'a ia, religious one Everybody who has evor
and die Christian. It is slnply
question OF time-tl,at ia all. Everyone expects |
% ale Of some lingering disease that will give
Ilino % for Sefloetion, woan the thoughts from
nnrth, and transform the ordinary Sinner into .
saint all roady for Heaven. Tie woman who |
has alienated a]l her childron and rel. =
Eiyoa by hor solhahnoss believes ahe I
With charitable bsqueets OF tho money which she !
'an no longer use: Tho stook-Gambler eJlacoa
lis conacIonoo with public bonetaotions and re- |
igious andowmonts, aud fully intends to give !
ls soul, a1Ro, to his Creator, aB soon a. ho eau
got It back ont Of his Investments. Nobody
wishes to die till ho haa become Christian, and
Nobody :wiehes to become Christian till ho ie |
'olng to die. The only difficulty seems to be in !
making tho events eimultaneous.
W1Ton-HAzE1.