Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-04-11
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i Japs in Japan are ~ Wear tronscrs. II
t Alexis is ilirting with siant-eyecd il. J5e.,.es
girls.
/ What lid ALAN first pl:ui, III the sir,I,..l
of Eden? Ills foot.
Why i love Ikea Scotch plll,'s II esA &
it is all staff mfotten crn.seti.
Fourteen babies. in thc State ui i i-,,,i :
stu, rc growing up u perp 'tu ,te The i.aiue
tot Charles Dickens. \.
Why Is II washcs-Woinan the M ~ ei1l,,
person in tile warl,l !? Because s,e ,l.Jy
wrings mems bosoms
| Cream Kay be frozen by simply pslt,i,,.ie
into glass vessel. and then plariIg tie
whole in nm old bachelors bosom.
4 young lady advises III, It we a,cs II, 7
| .sllot for wars TO take arm, Ourselves. Is-
l,aps. ii she is pretty, we might be ial.,,'r,
| to take hers.
In the following notice there Is soanefit;
truly II ,meric: '.lIavc Il care. \ lat c,.w
vii o. hewn to p.e:cs ia my varl. -, rts..
day. at II A. NJ. sharp, a..d the flesh siiI H..
sold at 3l.a lb..' Fst4s
Happy couples proclaim their appr.,,ci,ing
nupitals thus with tie loving coa-c,t ii
the parents, VII --;,nl S.
F.. herewith Announce their l,etilroth;,l..
Tile Tycoon of Japan has sent al ofli hi
letter to NJ. Mori. at Washington, or,l, riai
tho lattert forward hi,yta hundred n,tr ,,f
American trowscrs, with pockets III he ,nyts
lad spring bottoms.
Wesfp'rts Connecticut. has abaiitionc III.
practice ofringing bells or the S,oba+h -.
cause there are so many nervous OLD III III;
IN town who can hot bear to hear any toagdu
or clapper sounding save their own
"A servant gill lii Newark. n. j., nau ell
Bridget Regan, was arrested OH Tuesday 4
.piiciing,, aud when searched, six pounds ot
butter with piece of lace and seven pal,uas
of sugar, We're secreted i'll her boson
A New Orlea: WOMAN Oh the Wines.
stand lately in i divorce Suit remarked:
''The estate OF widowhoou is lncontenie,t, t,
for one must have all the modcsty of u young
girl without being able to feign her K .nr-
ance.'' u, ~
An eittcrrrisiag daily in New Ya,k, i4;eiS
gave its rea Lrst the following bifs III .inhi- II
mation,' sepnatei only bsA roaf-lin l,e,n. n
baron I1ebrr is nos re j lug ia { wn,
Baron Lieber IS pcrAn btilaling 5 ullg-
seeming the tluwers of Florida .. e..@
/, An absent-m;nded man in Tennessee used
q roll Of green-baciss as a stopper to his
molasses jug, and the next day near I sitfss
the inside Of his house to pieces looking for
the missing money. His wife set hing.
right when she baked ginger bread ,lmt
afternoon. is.
The following lettef,verbatim ct litcrat.ll.
was received by an undertaken. retrntly.
from an afflicted widower: t5f
.''SnI. my Waif il deal an Wonts 10 he
berried termorror At woner klock. u nose
Wair to dig the Hole-bi the side of il Too
Otlfer waits-Let it be deep!''.
The maddest woman in the United States
Of America, is the one who lives at Jul kson.
Maine, and recently lent her fifty dollar nll,lF
to female acquaintancr. who sported it at IS
smallpox funeral, and sent it home with Il !
neat little note, s.atilg this fact, aud that,
IS size .'had sprinklel it with benzine, tie 4
owner need not tear catching the disease.;''s
San Franciscans have been investio atrig L
The animal enemies which are attacking ihe
wooden piles OF their harbor, and fnd THAI
lmolg the most terrible OF these Is the in,-i
loria, which belongs to the ''sessilc eyed
.rustaceans, order isopoda division snoriua-
lai, tribe liberatlca, family asellisn. genus !
imnoria, VIII G, ex.,'a Gtiol i, as q y as
mud ~ t.l
sAt times our attention is called To 4 swain
Who ha: forgotten the birthday of her wilpnt
lis soul loves. and who honestly ceitesscs
by healing III capital letters, Fl Better late
han never. Z After thus Introducing his ga
st. ion, hiseffusion jingles on i& feHSis y
ts Your birthday past, as do see19 ~
Jimminy, krimminy, o dear me g. gf.iE
What can say, but tell you plain, s. ss. Ell
l'Htry moi to forget again.
A Richmond paper, some time ago, g;lse
lotice that it would strike from its exchange
ist all papers Whics came to It aontaiiiins
he ..Heathen Chinee,'' or MARY had a Lit.
lie Lamb. II In less than week i, hatluGl
IN exchange on it's list, and the paper was
TO come ont, for once. With some
,rigirial nlatterin it. That .editor says he II
will not make any more such foolish thieats.e
A school-master In cne of the ncighborllig
owns, wbiic on his morning walk. passed By
he door of il neighbor. who was excavaling
log for a pig-trough. sisss s1i $500
II. Why said the school-niaster, "aIr. =, s
AYE you not furniture enough yet?''
es," said the nlan, '.ellorgh for my
Iwn family, bat exract TO board tho
chool master this winter, and am making !.
s.e .s s "a #
THE selma {xla.) Times says that theda.-
ision Of the supreme court OF Alabama. re
ognizing THE courthouse ineb Of ignorant
legroSs and degraded white men as the legal
legislature OF the state, Is an outrage upon
|ece ney- law. and the peopss. .The jntli- H
iarys which should be the bulwark Of the
'e0pfe to-day, stands ini this state Will. its
rtnine soiletl; and its chief Justice, aiiil one
fhis associates are branded Tor all tiine TO
ONE, By, friend and by foe, as the wiiIf:I.,