Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1873-01-01
Miscellaneous Items.


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Miscellaneous Items.
Pekin, Illinois. adOnis Of IL has
N led to the altar by a widowed
nus OF 35.
blessed old Kansas city lady being
led il she ever had her ears
reed by the wall of distress, said
could not very well RENE nber,
she believed 1t was done with a
he best conundrum out I: In my
my second sat, my third and
|rth ate? Ans. In-sat-i-ate.
bobbs thinks that instead of giving
|dit to whom credit is due, the
bh had better be paid.
Jefferson city, (Mo.) milkmen
beeze the udder at the doors of GUS
hers and drive on.
Nhat is that which goes up and
wn hill and never moves! The
kd.
\ Peoria pedagogue mauled a ten
hr old boy, last week. in beaStly
knner because he couldn't marx
be correctly. Is this the dawn Of
hcaulay's poetic age?
Beavers are damming the mill
beams in Kansas. and the people are
living the beavers the same way.
Patience OH a monument has no re-
Fence to doctors patients. You will
ID them under the monument.
Even men are vaccinated on the leg
Quincy, Ill.
The making of the new dress for
e enlisted men of the army is pro-
essing with all possible dispatch
the great clothing and equipment
seral at Schuylkill, but it is not ex-
cted that the troops will get into
eir new trappings before next
bring.
1.-Two Hartford boys "coasted" down
II at such rate last week that their
ed ran into the river and they were
fowned.
In Grundy county, ILL.,, a 81, 900 SIAN
pr suit was Withdrawn by plaintiff
receipt OF 81.
A Chicago Police Sergeant, who
(ined the police force twelve years
20 a poor man, has accumulated
WO0O, and resigned, to give another
)oor, honest man an opportunity.
A pair of Connecticut parents bum
leu their infant child up so closely
be other day, that at the end OF their
pde 1t was found snothered to death.
Since the breaking out Of the epi-
lDotlc at Des MOines, oxen have risen
POM SIS to $500 per yoke.
"STop My PAPER. ."-Illustrating the
eartul consequences of this highly
etribulive measure, the Philadelphia
f0St tells the following upon the
Ledg'r of that city:
This fearful threat reminds us of a
tory about Mr.. Swain years ago when
T. was roprietor Of the Led9er. By
rs course III regard to some public
iatter he had offended "A number of
sauers, one of whom met him on
nesliut street, and thus accosted him
Mr.; Swain, l have stopped the
What is that, sir?"
ha ~ have stopped the Ledger" was
ne stern reply.
ureat heavens !" said Mr.. Swain, u
ns utar sir, that wont do. Come with
ne 70 Inc office. This must he looked
nv ,l'o. And taking the man with him
y entered the Office at Third and
hies,hsit =" streets. There they found
bo bo cierks busy at their desks: they
o" nd asceiiued to the editorial rooms
au composing rooms, where all was
usual; finally they descended to
press-rooms, where the engineers
"ere at work.
II thought you told me Won had
'oupPeq the Ledger" said Mr.. Swain.
cr 90 have," said the offended sub
leemu a9nt see the stoppage; the Ledger
n,s "m 10 be going on"
bn l mean to say-that is, that
"I "InIAad stopped taking it,"
Wh ~ that all Z" exclaimed Mr.. Swain.
hoa, wny' my dear sir. you don't know
nS;, nav you alarmed ME. AS for your
;a,u,iividual subscription. i care VERY
Sueh 20 Hood day, sir, and never make
:" '"sh assertions again."
kes. - W. James Murray, who was a
bns u. go engaged in the slave trade,
81 il o, no. IKE Newton, has repented
StriL;uuas gwen a confession which is
1ishnnS horror into the hearts of Eng
komII iat tiiat their own countrylnen
|rha sui sui he guilty of such crimes.
nav Iooi devilishness of the actors
kha 20 Judged of from the plan of
inns s~i4anappers to secure their VIC
Invita- me South Sea Islanders were
ship ~ " oring provisions to the
pieces Of %hu, u; when alongside. heavy
boats s a., IRON were thrown into their
We're ss;naa nu the struggling wretches
Murrou as they swan. Saws DIR.