Northern Ohio journal. [volume] (Painesville, Ohio) 1872-1896, 1873-12-20
GELANGE.

Of oranges, $500; Of grangers, G60,
Tie Frisco tailors struck for ten hoi,rs
and got 1t. ste9t .aTT
The Dutch troops are said to be Ach-
cen with the cholera. .al.---i.t
Overland travel was never so good at
this season of the year.
The way his name reads on the alpha
betical ,register-Nast, +.
Savannah, Ca, expects a credulons
public to brock a front Weighing 115
pounds. e f' .fr9,s
Mr.. Safely, of Iowa, has arrived In
Washington in the condition indicated
by his name.
.'Shooung ARRAYS aud other. A,nase-
ments'' is local heaGing in q Terrific
rial newspaper.
The Cincinnati Commercial L. elated
over the discovery that Williams will
photograph we'll.
Fadoyer tells us Mrs. Fadover Gays
what's the use of talking about Bishop
Cummin when he's gones .sf. ar Z.
The Qaakers are still undecided - to
whether or no they can bear TO appear
with bare heads In church.
Mrs. Elizabeth N. Yeoman, Of San
Francisco, wants so. .0OO' from another
man for IA breach of promise.
1t is suggested that Mr.. Beecler
would find open arms extended II tle
should be found "a Cunimin into fhe new
sect. .,,.s.s. 49,
A Florida temperance society tas de-
cided that egg-nOgs Sis not veverage."
Perhaps because they 'eat 1t before they
drink it. 4.g
Subscriptions for the Kentucky suffer-
ers are in order. They had the Cover
uor's and Presidents message 1T the
same time.
Broalaxes are the fashionable wea-
pons for duels in Iowa, and death by
axedent the customary orthography OF
coroners' jnries. .z
Prudent Csiifornians now-a-tlsys get
a preliminary certificate of insanity
from their family physicians before they
Kill anybody.
Omaha is justiy joyful over the dis
dovery of an honest matl.A Free trade
In that commodity would prove bless
ing TO the adjacent country.
a California lady, having resolved to
commit, suicide, wrote to Il friend thSt
ssit almost killed her to think of haviug
| TO leave her poor children"
Fadover tells us Mis-. Fadover eays Ii
she reads the papers right. Secretary
Richardson's resumption OF specie pay
ments must be sort OF dime novelty.
| Thus early iu the season, with sub
lime disiuteresredness, has Sc. Louis be-
gun to casually suggest that Chicago Is
suffering fearfnily from rayages OF The
| small-pox.
A Troy mAn made complaint to the
! police, the other day, because his wife
eats dry cake in bed. He was advised ~
| get q suit Of underclothes made Of sheet
lion and wear them at night.
A bear recently defied a passenger
train on the Detroit and Milwaukee
railroad 10 single combat. bur losing
| courage at the critical moment, turned
| what tail he had aud escaped.
kellogg had a cold the opening night
of English Opera in Chicago, and the
audience got cold waiting at the closed
| door Of Hooley's Opera House before
they discovered the fact.
| A Louisville practical joker succeeded
| In Initiating canine growl so perfectly,
the other night. that one of his most in
| innate friends was .'April fooled" into
perfOrating him With charge of buck
shot.
Boston Is eievating It's Athenian uns-
! trils at the pork-packing establishments.
and insists that the aesthetic sense OF tue
! immaculate town will only be appe:,sed
| by the removal of these obnoxious ins1-
tutions-
Mr.. james F. Joy, President of the
Michigsn Central Railrost,, wants "a
bridge built over the Detroit River. II
| will bc a joyful day for the company
OF which he is head when the necessary
funds are raised for that purpose
The Ladies' Temperance Association
of Montpelier has undertaken 10 disti-
| butte the liquor law OF Vermont .ss n
tract which leads the unregenerat- Il.
remark that they'd rather have hoI
| whiskey than such col'porters.
The Connecticut tobacco-growers of
Haddam had u meeting last week to agree
upon prices for their last years crop,
which, at present market rates, VIII
scarcely pay the cost OF cultivation. In
| deed they regard Haddam as on the
h'eve of ruin from the effects of iass
| fall. - @
The police captain of Lake View. H.,
a suburb of Chicago, has been living
under an aliss, is u bigamIss, de-
bauchee, has recently committed bFu-
( tai murder, and besides, be Is really not
| so good a man as he onght 70 be, tr
Chicago paper lis unpreiudiced i'm Ls
statements, zy.s.. 4 ss.sq-z
"Will the coming man part his hair in
the middie?" Is the subject of y lecture
soon to ne delivered here by we'll
known professor of ply ysiognotny. Mr..
Browns Young men think he will, but
| 1t seems rather anomalous that the COM
| ing man should be the parting man at
one and the same time.
| An Evansville {tnd.l cat, according 60
the solemn asseseration OF the local ed
| itor. has produced litter comprising
four. ordinary kittens and one puppy,
| and BIOLOGISTS are trying to guess w6at
could have been natures purp-ass In
evolving such fnonstrosity.
| A Philadelphia homeopathiss, who Is
neither fish nor ncsh, but well-read
Herring, announces that sulphur is an
I infallible cure for cholera Which
the homeopathic axiom that the less one
takes of a remedy, the more marked its
| curative effect, has onr unqualified as
| sent.
Kate Stanton, In her lecture OH 'sThs
Loves OF Great Men," asserts thar the
planet revolves around the sun by the
influence Of love, IS q child reyolves
about Its parent. When the writer was
| a boy. he used TO revolve around good
deal, and may have been melted thereto
| by love- but TO an unprejutliced otsery-
er IL, looked powerfully like trank-
strap.
Seventeen members OF a pleasant
brotherhood, calling itself 'sBequiilArdS
Assomulcurs," have recently been ar
rested la Paris. They went about In
side streets pretending TO be soldiers
| maimed at Solferino, and begging for
aims. When the victim felt In his pock-
ct for money, the beggsrs would step
| behind him, slip of their wooden legs,
aud stun him with them 80 Ms TO get all
his valuables. This shows thai alnls
should not be given TO men seemingly
devoid Of legs.
| A correspondent writes: 's1'he fasl-
ionable ladies of Lendon wear nothing
but black silk stockinxs." The tide oil
emigration will be to England instead
Of from 1t, this season. The sight Of tho
fashionable ladies of Loutlou, adorueSs
with black silk stockings only. must t-e
a sight much more Interesting than
either tho Yosemite Valley or Niagara
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