New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-08-18
30 whackl Judy O'Flannigan,
Dearly she loves her LoOney McTwolter."

the reader also knows why the Salary Grab
Resolution was laid on the table in the Con-
vention.
All towns in these days are liable to be invaded by
Count if not by Duke a Marquis. Lists
Falls has had the Count Alfred de Lengueville
member of of the highest and most arstocrata
families in France" He was, of course, waiting foI
remttances, and until they came he consented to
teach his native tongue. He fell in love with a
fair factory girl and as virtue and beauty and that
sort of thing, and not rank were what he wanted he
frankly ayowed his intention of making the Little
Falls damse a Countess. He selected silks and
Jewels and laces for his BRIDE and promised to pay
for them upon the receipt of the long lingering re-
mittances. They didn't come but another man did
who had the advantage of having known the Count
before and who with the full knowledge that such
words were actionable, proclaimed hmto be thief.
oafer and unprinciped impostor. To avoid contro-
versy the Count Alfred de Lengueyille borrowed
pair of pantalOons of too cOniding friend and ran
away in them. We congratulate the pretty factory
| girl upon her escape. Once more the American
young woman in general has received warning
which we trust will be needed. There need be no
| mistake. There are ways in plenty in which gen.
nine Count can prove his nobility, and we take it
for granted that no sensible American girl wishes to
| marry one of the bogus sort.
There is just now in England an effort making TO
substitute poultry for meat, ON the ground of the
high price of the latter. This is found practicable
in the country but in London the cost of the ducks
and chickens precludes any idea of economy. as it
would in this country in cities and I'VE are afraid IN
the rural regions Also Yet with our largo farms and
the ease with which poultry is cared for, especially
in Southern ATTITUDES there is no reason why 1t
kao oh, dor md yantN of
| thought Americans waste more ground and moro
OPPORTUNITIES for m0ney-making in ten years than
most foreign farmers have in lifetime. In con-
nection with the poultry question an English writer
saws that if there is thing moro difficult than
another to obtain In London it is fresh eggs and
that if it were well known that any establishment
could be depended upon to furnish these, large
profit would be certain. We commend this state
ment to the independent American citizen III IN
New-York for instance there were shop where
people could be absolutely of finding fresh eggs.
perfectly pure milk and other country dainties they
would not complain in being asked to pay slightly
increased prices. The piquant little description
which Mr. Charles Reade in The Simpleton" gives
of such shop aud its success is not impossible
| TO realize.
| What we are about to say might well be begun
in this wise: "a fierce, wierd, and fearful gloom
lowered over the walls of Toledo, Ohio; the clock
| struck one a piercing but quickly -smothered
shrek resounded DER the moat of the castle but
we refrain from this appropriate style to speak in
numbers moro practical. In the year 1860, at tho
said city of Toledo. Arrasteena Govington, young
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Modesto Goyington waa
stolen from her distracted parents taken far away.
and kept in close confinement by divers persons In
terested in having her out of the way in order 70
gain possession of few thousand dollars Of property
belonging to her. Her imprisonment lasted untlI
'6S, when she escaped, and has ever since been
searching though in van for her father and mother.
the Christian names of the same being respectively
Modesto and Arrasteenia Minette. IL is an appeal
for information concerning them from the young
lady-who may be addressed at Watertown, N u
which gives us these facts In the face and eyes Of
the story here implied shall mankind maintain that
the average gorgeousromantic novelist is untrue To
art aud naturef better foundation for thrilling
tale from the celebrated pen of the talented Gabbo
could not be lmag ined-and the names ready-made.
too!
There is town in Kennebec County, Maine.
where one man holds the Office of Grand Master Of
the Grand Lodge of Masons. Noble Grand of
odd Fellows lodge President of Young Mems
Christian Association, Superintendent of three
unday-schools, justice of the peace, and foreman
of jury, besides holding official position in three
distinct Temperance organizations and attending to
his regular business a. an insurance agent. That
now is the sort of man TO play hurdy gurdy with
one baud and q fiddle with the other, bag-pipe
with his elbow, and bass drum with one loot.
while he whstled accompaniment and used ms
spare foot TO kick dog and held contribution
box on his knee. Aud yet they say business Is dah
in Maine ana no ships a-buidng.
Bishop Gossbrenner of the United Brethren ue'
cnes to be made Doctor of Divinity by the otter-
bein University His reasons are worth recoruing'
He does not discuss the question whether II Is
proper to confer such titles on the ministers On
Christ But il so, he thinks that these doctor-uls-
mites should be given TO men of qualifications Oh
much higher order, intellectually and morally IMAM
he makes any pretension to. We admire inc D'sn
op's modesty; we have no doubt he is gooo nan.
and we think that he puts his refusal upon inc
ground. II clergyman be distinguished tor ms
mastery of the science Of divinity, the tue oil aoe-
tor of that kind Is proper enough; bnt the noa"'e
ia getting so cheap and common that stulusA b.
cnanoe also of becoming meanlnkleSS'