The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-05-23

by two boys at Vancouver. and every
thing about her looks as though she
was turned out at q regularship yard.
Sho sailed from Vancouver to Port
land in about four hours.
A Mormon woman is thoroughly
aroused at last, and declares that un-
less her husband cuts the number OF
his wives down to seven she will leave
him.
Miss Lizzie Merchant, of San Fran
cisco, last Saturday cowhided q young
man who had slandered her. Oh,
for q thousand tongues to sing her
spunk.
The Corinne Reporter calls the
Utah lawyer who is getting up pc
tition to the President asking for an
appointment as Chief Justice,
"damphool."
A mammoth jawbone has been
found in Baker county. As old
Flax-brake hasn't been up there re-
Gently the people are at loss to
know whose it is.
An amiable young lady OF Douglas
county has mysteriously disappeared
and hcr friends fear she has strayed
into the forest and got lost or deyour-
ed by wild beasts.
The wife of Hon. Jack Grant, OF
Polk county, within the past year has
killed 1G dear wild cats and myr.
lads OF small game. She is the MIN
rodess Of the coast.
1t is safe to bet that the Apaches
have killed more civilized people in
Arizona. in the past ten years, than
were ever killed by Indians in yir.
ginia, Kentucky and Ohio.
A ship arrived in Portland this
week with 400 Cinnamon. This is
another heavy blow at the white Ia
bor Of our State. When will the i'm
portatioG of these heather cattle
cease?
The Beacon notes steady "higera"
of people from the Willamette valley
to Puget Sound. Well, those "hi-
gera" folks can all leave; we don't
want people around US who have any
such disease rs that.
The Countess de Pourtales, daugh-
ter of Ben. Holiday. who died at
Chicago last week. was lady of
many lovable qualities, and her sud-
den death viii be mourned by a large
number Of acquaintances in this State.
johnson and Carsly, two Jackson
county miners, were last week buried
in a tunnel by caving bank. Their
groans were heard for a long time
after they were covered up. but they
were not relieved until life was ex-
tinct.
APortland deacon has cast a gloom
over bis family and suspicion to his
movements bv pulling from his pock-
ct button-book marked Lizzie.
His wifes name is Mary aud she
never had button-hook. having al
ways used hair-pin.
A young fellow living near Salem
can't go and see his geranium for
several days. or at least until the
scent gets off Of his clothes. II was
pretty little kitten that he picked
up. but it carried very strong per-
fumery about its person.
Kelly. editor of the Jacksonville
Sentinel wants to know how TO pre-
vent humping headache after GO
ing to ball. The best way Bro.
Kelly. il not TO insist on dancing with
that big husky fellows girl any more
when he tells you not to.
A Corvallis girls over-skirt slipped
down provokingly low at the Fire
mans picnic last week, and exposed
q file Of the Corvallis Gazette. Bro.
Carter's excellent paper is not often
behind" hence We were surprised
TO see whole Gle OF it in that con.
dition at the time mentioned.
A spunky Eastern Oregon girl goi
away with two Indians with her little
Ratchet last week. They had as
saulted her father for refusing te
give them tobacco, when she went
for them straightway, and with few
vigorous blows from the hatchet
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