Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1873-07-24

~ ;o,,,,, Wlo rlgi y. :tleto.. ~ .l.l
rules Oh etiquette, went home one night
and found his wife sitting in another
mans lap. Next day he told a friend o
the circumstance. What did you dc
about it?' said his friend. What il,
thundor could do? 1 never had IN in
PRODUCTION to the man.
III A youth and maiden were dane
ing the lanccrs. III the course Of the
inane conversation which the dance he.
cessitatcs, he took to questioning her a,
to her accomplishments. "Doyou paint?''
lie asked lie wonders what OH cartll
she got mad about.
~" a little boy being asked "What
is the chief end of man ~ replied
"Tho,end what's got the head on
lae- Married ladies should be cautious
about disciplining their husbands. when
the latter come home tipsy, by sticking
their heads into q bucket of water. Al
such times the husbands arc not fitted
for receiving water. Mrs. Junk, of Ma.
rietta, Ohio, was in the habit of so dis
ciplining her husband, but she knows
better NOW. Last week she tried it and
hold his head in the pail till he was
subjugatcd. And now she is lonely
widow.
g.S- y mild and affectionate wife in
Lancaster, Pa, overheard an acquain-
tancc remark that her husband was toe
fond Of loo. She waited up for him that
night, and when he camc'home demand
ed To know if he had been spending his
time with loo. The unsuspecting hus-
band admitted that he had, when, with
out giving him time to explain, she
went for him with Il fire shovel. The
husband toa, not remember how the i'll.
terview ended, hut could never convince
his wiin that loo was q game ut cards
and ho always plays cucllre now an6
gets home before ten O'Clock
Esr. a citizen Of Connecticut, recently
introduced to newly married man, con
graduated him warmly, and said: All
these Litchtield country girls make clev'
er wives. I've had three of them"
gS- The intensity of dignity is an ole
female darkey sitting at a second story
window sewing, with brass barred spec
tacles on.
aGe- DO careful when you make some
suggestions oof your landlady dot you
dond make some mishdake like mysel
did on Toosiay. find it pud in dhel
Noos Ledder last week some receipt ro
you make Cake tings oof. cut it QUO
and gif it to mine landlady, but vos 81
eXtonished like ttlnder afterwards wher
I find cut dher wrong piece, and gi
her Instead, a piece of paper vot say
chow to manage vicious cow"-une
now haf Won tooths der lesser, my heac
asks oufully, und she dond took off m!
board pishness not fifty cent week oud
Dis vos convidenshall.
:3ss- If man has any religion wortl
having, he will do his duty and not maxi
much about it. 1t is the empty KEITH
that rattles.
aS- A boy on the 4th exploded pacl
of fire-crackers in his sisters piano Th
interccssion of his grandfather saved tn
youngster well-merited thrashing, an,
out OF gratitudeto his isdeliverer, he sprin
klcd tho inside folds of the morning pa
per with Cayenne pepper, and the oil
gentleman, on opening and shaking il
as has been his custom for years, wa
taken with violent fit Of sneeziug, an
threw both of his knees and one thum
out of joint, before aservant, whose nos
he broke, could control him. The ol
gentleman has temporarily retired fror
the business of intercessor.