Nashville union and American. [volume] (Nashville, Tenn.) 1868-1875, 1873-12-19
TYPOGRAPHICAL.

The Bulletin refers to road which sis te
run between Cincinnati and Nashville"
a new use has been found for mufis. An
| Illinois man lost valuable certificate OF
| deposit two years ago and his wife found it
in the lining Of her muif
A disguised Nashville pletosrupher re-
marked yesterday that he'd like to fiake a
contract with Uld Prcbs. for few weeks
OF fair weather.
| Prof Tobin, the magician, who was adj
vertised TO appear at the Masonic Hall
Wednesday and Thursday nights, has not
put in an appearance yet. He is Tebsin
| Nashville at soihe future time,
| The local OF the Peoples 0tCn complains
because he is not admitted to the GSunty
Jail. He bas right TO complain. Moth
| ing but tl!o gfoSsest injustice keeps him
oUt.-Lebanon Herdld
IL is to be hoped that the resolution in
troduced into the city legislature providing
for Al overhauling of the names of our
streets, with view of throwing out dupli-
Gates, may De carried into effect. An ex-
animation Of map of the city will show
! the extent to which this "double-BamiBgo
| has been carried,
A Nashville luterile Was ihaking good
deal OF noise the other day because a pat
ent chimney cap was being placed on a
| chimney TO his fathers house, when he
was asked what he was crying about ''Whyn
he inquired, sobbingly, chow can old San
tee Clause bring me my presents if you 80
and stop up ali the chimnUYsf
A sportsman in Ghe interior of the State
announces that he will ''hunt any man for
one hundred dollars side" This is cheap
enough. If "a man loses three of his sides,
this sportsman will hunt them for three
hundred dollars. If seven-sided m$h
should set lost, it viii cost him seven huns
dred dollars.zN oY4tStGlca Herald.
This clipping cites one instance wherein
pills proved very effective: A farmer in
Kansas recently found himself short of shot,
when at midnight pair of burglars called
upon him. He had a gun, and he had pow
der, and he had a box of fever pills. Into
the gun went the pills, and after moment
into the burglars, one of whom was killed
and the other severely wounded
ITS iiore pleasant this morning" Ozone
remarked to NimbuS this morning as he
met him coming out of the gate. sDOn't
think so; it's solder at my house." was the
surely reply, with bacll-handed glance at
a red-headed lady on the porch who stood
netting the mop-stick and saying, "only
wait till you come homo, yeu brute.''=-
Peoria R6rtele.
Jean Paul Richter says: ITO insure
modeSsy, l would advise the educating of
the sexes together, for two boys will pre-
serve twelve girls. or two girls twelve ltjys,
innocent, amid winks, jokes, and iiipropri-
cites, merely by that instructive sense
l.tal, l. t1,,N.
ty. Bat l will guarantee nothing in a
school where girls are alone together, and
still less where boys ares" And Jean Paul
is about right.
Speaking of editorial amenities in Cleve-
land, tie PIaiRdedler says: s'The Ledder
refers to the proposition that the Daily
Graphic is about to commence illustrating
the fools Of the country, and intimates that
the champion idiot is located in the sec
ond story Of building Oh the northwest
corner of Seneca and Frankfort streets
We imagine that if the artist would travel
up into the third STORY OF the American
building and peep into dingy little edito-
rial room overlooking the city dOg-pomd
and the romantic flats, he would find
grinning specimen of the genus the Graphic
Is in search OF, who, next to the privilege
Of smelling the peIfuned handkerchief of
some distinguished aristOcrat, would like
nothing better than to have his phiz pub
liShed to the world in a popular pictorial,
even if he could only get it in as that of
the boss driyeler Of America Another |
exchange remarks: ''iOWa newspaper |
courteSies are peculiar. For instance, the |
Burlington Gazette says that the sneak |
who presidcs over the columns of the |
Hd,rteyG will find himself 1g0rmed up |
some morning in a style he has not expe- |
rienced since he was cowhided through the
streets Of Oskaloo5a. We mean what we
saw"