The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-11-19
Variety.

W. AZ az saAa-
T-us 10 am C9-e-A good apple.
ATla-s O. Iuieresi-The diu8er table.
A Esd Assays to be Kept III visw-Diyi-
6su5
Al army does u5i always ay vhen it extends
i,z rnss
Al Ery sFHaE-Jumpiag out Of bed at 5
C'-.s1k ia ibs H.5-aaHg.
I1dlzls d. n5; fsaiher their skulls in the same
ralaua- E1ai aarslea do.
Tae s-z5esnan who gives sbort weight in hay
Erin5ies 90 q large scale.
Wssie-z paper speaks Or duel between
sE1 jzsEasps-ase5 lndividuais-7
Nou Reading Of an Old ProTerb-Man pro-
rasss and E1aLu seldom refuses.
L sid ibai the Digger Iodians are never
kuoEu so sul They are grave Diggers-
Q-al ihiu-s 90 the wo7ld that are better late
tau uerer- gong TO bed certainly ranks first
UE za1 5s 6ssoeu5e5 ir5m the monkey. the
5as-a1t rsa be. Is The lawyers say, in tall
P-t
Ias dents, Eho eziracied . tooth from the
ruuuih 81 river is preparing cosmetic for the
fs-s ol czE
A meaoai studeHt Of some promise defined
ths usel ia-Es5-or q. foo,-and-nouth disease as
a. Eeoasiua-iaa of chsi5lains and iootbache.
A Western critic. noie3 Tor his soitness Of
EtEis. sralks & a. Indian poet who was recent
a saui % ths PaaitezsIry Tor three years for PIa
ris-z.ur ho7se."
A boz. 20 coasaal Il from bis mother, placed
iEssd Cgur tuEieily 10 his pocket where be
Id lai O. guupozder. None Of the clothes
WI ers- Do flr him again
Nos- ArrEorma-E-Tbew women 10 Utah, says
a Caialrs Fa1er. have recently altered The ortho-
Euarly U aher creed They now spell it More
mex instead o. % Mormon
The Caiuuro clergy have been offering prayers
f1- ths benefit OF the press, aud the irreverent
1luaf o. thar CITY suggests that editors unite in
s1Hplialiou for the diffusion Of intelligence
among tte cls-u.
A ia5T writes that she wants music with
Sentimental words that almost 81 leBay flow from
lie dep.h oI concealed sorroE. revealing sad
hea-ts emotion in 3 tone that would melt an ice
beg and ersub5e slamani 10 dust"
TEE Tus7gEEs or THr sKr.-A young lady said
Ehs ahou.d like 70 60 up in a balloon. She wish
e Fe-T macd 10 gel up above the clouds, and
lsdk d0En- li must be so pretty. She had heard
thst ersr In darkest ciond had q silver lining.
Tan EEGrEi-@ You have played the deuce
via ny bsur-- said gentleman 10 lady. who
wus his partner iu a social game OF whist at an
sreuizv party. Well replied the lady with
a. z-oh sniia, II was because you played the
kusrs-
Harrr--sooiaiag Female TO Husband No.
= Oh. you Only knew the difference be-
suesn goa wretch, and ny hrst husband !" Hus-
tzu6- - d. knew The difference. he is happy
nov thar be has leit yoa, and l was happy before
TEosEou-
A rouuv lady. wishing FOR a situation, was re-
Gently interested 10 un advertisement for some
ont 10 30 o. iigti housekeeping" So she wrote
70 tbs advertiser asking where the lighthouse
E1s and 81 there was any way Of getting to
shore ol sundays
A GooD DIssuIsE-A vell-known and easily
to-ise-soarr izsd Communist having escaped from
F-zzos. H0E OF earth" asked one Partisan
5sisciirs or colleague. o. did be manage TO
rsuct she fruuiiefs What disguise did he adoptl p
Ca rspHes the latter, be put on gloves !"
WrsE ErosEK-A becgar posted himself at the
soor of the Ch1ncsry Court, and kept saying.
A Pelzg. please. siri Only one penny, sir, be-
fore F51 60 90 z" - And why. ny man p inquired
En ols couui-v gentleman. Because sir, the
cAzuoes are yoa VII not have one when you come
uut-
sal1ss7 CsFTkE.-A lady with an unmusical
r0sve iusisies uPOn singing at 4 party. What
does tte oan ihai r inquired guest 80 The
Teupars think answered another. Don't
B. aia-ms5 said an old ssa-captuin present.
Tbats &C isupesi; us only squaIl, and will
H011 be over
An 8ndinua genile1an. who applied to the
Cant ADMINISTRATION for the position Of Minis.
ss- 10 Rassa closed his letter BY saying " II you
u-nr sire ne that. I should have no objection to
beng appointed Osiler in some warn stable where
/ u3uld boz two or three boys. as love the
h5-se. and have considerable executive ability"
WuIEt-Kaie Stanton. in her lecture on
-The Loves of Great Men, asserts that the
rlauciE rrrulrs around the sun BY the influence
or l1rl, Eke . child rerolves about his parent.
whuu tbe writer vas boy, be used to revolve
u-ouus his parent good deal and may have been
iu1iis5 ihsasio l.y love. but to an unpreiOdiced
observer il lo0kea powerfully like strap.