The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-12-13
Bailey's Danbury Fun.

4 facetious Danbury man directed n let
ter to ''Bo>ton, (Bluc) Mass"
Apple dumplins'' is the form church
>'ciable> take in Bridgeport.
One very encouraging feature Of the gen
cral gloom is the unusual large supply of
turnips in market.
John Kane Of Bridgeport caught marine
monster Wednesday. which rcsemhlrd u
newspaper bore. mostly mouth.
In buying a piano. and being satisfied
with the tone l'e sure that the legs arc right.
On some pianos the leg is Of such q design
that guest can cxlectorate against it for
an hour without maxim. any di>a.tccablc
effect.
This is the season Of the year when boy
examines the wo"lpilc in the next yarl
and wonders why Oh earth his father doc>n's
buy small. straight sticks.
Boui"n, Of the White street fscd store.
has introduced 4 ba. Of blckwlcat flour in
t" our home. and We expect to soon see the
members OF the family fon'llim. one leg will,
the heel Of the other. rs is common with the
dcvotccs OF buckwhcat. when immersed in
thought.
Chicken thieves with genuine diamond
b'ra>tpins are in town.
Time marches on with the slow, mca>ur-
ed tread of a man working by the day.
Loads Of porker~. freshly shaved. and
with their >,olnacl,s in Il condition to illus
tr,tc tho signs Of the zodiac. are being
drawn through our streets. The cob in
their mouths gives them a Righteousness of
expression that must he far from their act
ual feelings.
n correspondent suggests as i remedy for
the nervous trouble cngcntcred by two per-
sons sleeping together. that partition be
built len.tl,ways Of the bed. This partition
might be made Of boards handsomely paint
edand touched off with a few happy designs.
But it w"ud be cheaper in the Ion. run. We
think, t" build it Of brick. with marble fac
ing. and granite cap. At the option of
the owner Of the wall Il layer Of broken
glass could be spread on the top to prevent
any climbing over.
Mrs. Lcman> is poet and rises early to
construct rhyme. Mr.. Lemans is not poet.
AMI consequently prefers t",lraw the blank
cts over his nose and think. Mrs. l.cmai,s
finds some trouble in sequence to get
l.emans ont Of bed. After she has COM
and the following conversation takes place:
"Comc, Augustus, says she, in an insin,,-
ating voice, "Spring up and greet the rising
SUM-" Augustus CRATES his teeth. ''C"mc.
Augustus, come she adds, pcr>ua>ivcly.
''Go away, tell you," says Augustus, be-
ginning to take an interest in the subject.
go. tarry not she urges. Augustus
groans. "rhrow off this unscemly lethar-
s .ns Gr;:s Air. :" <GSsstas ts ::Ga,sRy' 'Goae
ccivcs violent animosity for the morning
air. shall get up and knock your head
off, he asks. .'D"n't talk 81, Augastus,' y
she pleads; .',lon't yield to the seductive i'll
tlucnccs Of the fair but false goddess, sleep.
Let us determine We will DC free from its
chains. Let us burst asun,ler the bonds
which hold us to the dcbilitating couch.
Let It's" At this juncturc Mr.. Lcmans
is seen lcaping from the bed, and catching
| systematically for i chair, while Mrs. lie.
mans may bc observed fleeing through the
hall in the greatest fear. But MIR. Lcmans
| gets over the heat in few minutes, and,
beyond registering the VOW that he will
never marry another poet, retains his scren'
| ity.