Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-07-18
Avant Courier
The ways of the World.


Tennessee has ripe green apples aud chol-
era at the same time.
Exploding soda fountains are thinning
out the drug clerks throughout the country.
Squeakiag gates and bowling cats render
night ldeous in the smaller towns OF IN
diana.
White Mountain visitors spend These hot
days snow-balling and throwing each other
into drifts twenty feet deep.
A Buffalo widow OF Twenty-Five years
standing has had the bones OF her long-bu-
red lord dug up. carefully washed and re-
buried in new cemetery.
Fourteen thousand drug stores dispense
soda water and occasionally dose of poison
TO the citizens of the United States.
The hogs OF Cincinnati are the only resi-
dents OF that city that enjoy Turkish baths.
and they do not experience the luxury until
after death.
An old sea-captain remarks that young la
dies nowadays are getting so forward that
there's no keeping them aft.
A Virginia gallant recently wooed, won ),
and welded a maiden fair, all within halt
an hour of his first introduction to her.
The married ladies of New Engla nd city
have formed a "Come-h ame-husband Club
1t is about four feet long anG. has bru sh at
the end Of it.
A new style Of boys trowsers las been sn-
vented IN Boston, with copper seat sheet !,
iron knees, rivited down the seams and wa |
ter-proof pockets to hold broken eggs.
a Memphis lawyer fell down while sneak
Ing the other day. It will render the case
clearer to say that an iukstand thrown nv
the opposing counsel hit him just before he
iell.
the Columbia (Ohiol Journal advocates
the abolition of the jury system and the sub ,
stltutlon therefor of a '.state fiipper.', VIM ,
shall arbitrate all cases referred to him bv !
Tipping a copper. !
Theodore Hook was once asked for . con- i
trbution to the treasury of the society for Q
the conversion OF the Jews. He said . w.s q
4nite unable 70 give any money, but if the il
society would send him Jew he would do N
his best 70 convert him. Ilf
Owing to the careless changing OF two a.
labels by Peoria clerk, an Old lady in that = =
city has been swallowing rheumatism lini- y
ment three times day. and an old gentle 81
man hassrubbed himself with blue pills until w
ne can slide up and down the side of a house 10
when the weather changes like thermome. All
Ter. ,ae
Rooo Maine farmer who sold load of oal
10y :. lewiston the otl.er day became 90, iar
oh reaching home and THINKING + ~
>, 'ad could not have weighed oui
H. y ana so the next day arn,
'A' insisted that to;,,
,ueh as req again AM, cor he tier
! Nv 49, .,on,d :. 'ceive back $4, - 1T
..sure there must be = lh's'aAe some tn~-
- }, TO %
=. Henry Lee, New York, merchant suni'
= - -. ~. nocker the other find /
49, ,,ar to xaa bia nelghbor five I
.''' 60 ,.,i,ar, ba accused of having and I
! Mrs. Lee in his lap. Springstein first NY
k away his armament, Tor Lee was oiu On
feeble, then denlea Tue acc"sa'oh' a"a folio
,lIy had him arrested. Both are wealthy. er,
|, Lee is unhappy because he has young trav,
%. Whe
Chicago paper thus heads report OF Nor
~ der. Seer and Blood. Thomas Sulii- Goa,
n and Charles Last Assist at Saloon one
,ening. They Quarrel, and Last Sends the
,llet crashing through Sulivan's HEAD. bett
q Falls into the Embrace OF Death, whlie told
,st pets into the Clutches OF the Law. Inc den
,rticulars OF the Last Tragedy which IS mar
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