Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1873-09-17

"Pilot, ron nre,lb't wait any,
longer; IL is starlight over head"
Yes, but we aiu'i goii' that way"
The Minneapolis Times asks:
'S'Iat! The city be hniocaustcd for tho
want OF steamers AID reservoirs ?"
Give it up.
Th"y call Mrs. Wray, of Georgia.
unirclihg bccnusc she chewed gum
"hiio her husband was being laid
away in the silent tomb.
Bismars stopped he execution Of
hc lrrS:a!i's Chamberlain nj Berlin.
hui tie Shah w.ll get nj cad Of Him
when they reach Tcl;erru.
Scandals rvor il'ihn;s d.yorcc laws
conI!nu". ntp:viny VITA" either
judged VI .!-ai s:ou II. ;oI divorce
there.
Tie Inysv;..c, X, 3 .llctin an
nouHtcs . !-uudsy s,!ioo, /, .c NE, and
truly hopes lhat foI cucc our .citt-
zens viii i"ave theis rcyIlvcrs and
bowie knives at homc."
An oil lady from ihe country,
with six unmarried daughters, went
MT" Augusta. Ga. IA. other day,
hunt;a" Tor the patrons of husband
rs. She meant business.
\ New Orleans jGryinsn was asked
by the judge il lie ever read tho
papers. IL" rrplic,i: Yes. your
honor: bat il you',l let me go this
'lme, III ncvc: DO 50 any more"
If YOU don't want the SCOT, don't
20 up the chimney" WAS the reply OF
al editor TO "rc>pcc,able" parties
who requested him not to meutiom
Il" fact that 'he had been arraigned
III Tie ."licc Cour:.
The University Press at Madison,
Wis. III publishing the course Of
study at ii.e state University. print
ed ''co.:Iic lectures" in the list Of
-'utice fer tie first term of the
sop "inor" year. V here The professor
ha'i written comic ci;ous."
Yes, take her and welcome" re.
3ronLcd an Illinois farmer, when q
!riing nln asked for his blushing
daughter. "Shc's run away with q
'chrGi-masiCr, c!oprd with show
.nan, shot Il wildcat. and whipped
1rr ma't,'.r. aud Tie sooner YOU tako
her the letter" =
Two Mi.cS.Gms were standing at
'hr valrm0Unt watcr-works in PbiIa.
"c'Piia. watching the big wheels
>p"-":Hg Tic wafer in every direc.
~, "n"G omc OF them remarked:
" -. i-M>' Ills tt 0nnrr country.
iwherc they have TO grind their water
b'torG they c'.n use IL 90
n Erookin Giri IIa- applied TO Wise
!or passage in his balloon, and the
Vroirs-os declares himself willing to
axe her IL she will take parasoI.
ma wear II full hoop skirt, SO that she
nay ne SAFELY dropped out, il il be-
cones Necessary TO communicate
with ,lie ian;! saywhcrc between here
and Erropn.
lie louisville Couriev.Journala an.
'w"rI CuH,i!uinr As follows:
- ~. COMMUNICATION, .Juuius Ju-
'i"i. : ';,'.in"'!. II i quite too full
.! q i":atiu" mark amh idiics. You
'"n"i "ni Lugpr with quotation
n"E~- "Et:v stale. hackucycd sen.
lencs YOU choose 10 borrow. Aud
'"u !nHE oiten write for halt a day
without HIDING the use for u single
''"t'c letter. Give your reader cridit
anr som" im;ci.igencr-ior ut least
enon"n 1" know when word needs
70 he c:'uaasizrd without having the.
act thrust ipwn his throat bv tipsy
quad "i rc"'img ngijcS."
In sullivan c"gUty, y. Y, there ia
'ile Liberty Register, and
d t!u-c who enrich its advertising
= ga" Dasrn6errv. His
lice i!iw5 hcLin-: III is admired
nat We TX; only love "nr wives, but
.!so car ca:i!rcn. brotncrs and sis.
trs. They de. We wan, a suitable
"ii: = or ca>%"i for the jewel, and a
chtc.' a'd careful land tu takeitur,
n't bear II tn its l2-t resting-place.
u hp w!iIGo It f"r 2" Dusenberry
mswcr, Ia hy saying lie will, aud
rlh"t :l::..'rH-: ~ good hcarse and
pr""!t.-> team q! horses is waiting.
L all i!ia"S, 10 receive or deliver q
"rlISr "i 'ir railroad station, or 20
!scwl""" as rf;' a. human voice il
card ~ 'fa:mtu 'rart i run"