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The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-01-17
THE JOURNAL.
Two cIerioal Aneodotes

Western Pennsylvania has a cler-
gyman named Talbot, of consider
able reputation for originality and
wit, of whom the following anec-
dotes are told: On one occasion
Mr.. Talbot had come into Church
late, after long journey, and was
spattered with mud from head to
foot. He entered the meeting with
out brushing the dirt from his
clothes-indeed, without waiting for
his breakfast-and huge pair Of
raw-hide boots, size about fifteen,
covered with a coating of 'moisten-
ed dust" were painfully conspicuous.
His congregation was too good-na-
tured or too respectful to look at
his appearance, and no remark was
made until he stood up at a small
deal table, which was bare of all
covering, to preach his sermon. The
table was without cloth, and the dir
ty raw-hide boots were singularly
distinct objects when compared with
the neat surroundings of the altar.
Yet not whisper was heard until
the reverend gentleman announced
his text:
"How beautiful are the feet of
those who stand at the gates of
Zion"
For q moment there was only a
suppressed litter; then, all at once,
the whole congregation, with an
electrical sense of the humorous,
burst into suppressed roar, in
which Mr.. Talbotjoined.
A certain sharp fellow Tin his own
conceit), having heard one of Mr..
Talbot's sermons, thought he would
joke the clergyman a little, and,
meeting him soon afterward, he re-
marked:
"That was an excellent sermon OF
yours, Mr.. Talbot, on the miracle of
the wine. The only trouble of it
was, it was not original"
'Not original?" exclaimed Mr..
Talbot, with twinkle coming for q
moment into his serious eyes, "why
you surprise me?"
mo doubt" replied the wag, shak-
ing his head, "but 1 have book at
home with every word of it in"
"You are mistaken" replied Mr..
Talbot, with an air OF severity; "this
is an unfounded, and, excuse me, a
serious charge"
"Well, 1 have an excellent box OF
cigars at home," replied the wit,
'and if 1 cannot convince you-I
know you never make wagers-I
will make you present of it,"
Agreed said Mr.. Talbot, with an
air of great confidence.
Next day the gentleman brought
up a large dictionary, and epdeavor-
ed to convince Mr.. Talbot of the
truth of his remark.
81 have heard thejoke before, IRE
piled Mr.. Talbot, with a laugh, "and
you will find that in my sermon, ]
used the phrase "chorea rustica"
when alluding to dancing, and, un-
less you have got your proof, l will
thank you for the cigars
He got them.-Appleton's Journal.
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what Breaks Down young Men.

What Breaks Down Young Men.
1t is a commonly received notion
that hard study is the unhealthy
element of college life. But from
tables of the mortality of Harvard
University, collected by Prof
Pierce, from the last triennial cata
logue, it is clearly demonstrated that
the excess of death for the first ten
years, after graduation is found in
that portion of each class of inferior
scholarship Every one who has
seen the curriculum knows that
where Eschuylus and politica econ
ONO injure one, late hours and rum
punches use up a dozen, and that
their two little fingers are much
heavier than the loins of Euclid.
Dissipation is a sure destroyer, young
men who follows it is as the early
flower exposed to untimely frost.
Those who have been inveigled in
in the path of vice are named Leg
ion. A few hours sleep each night,
high living, and plenty of smash
es," make war upon every function
of the body. The brain, the heat,
the lungs, the liver, the spine, the
limbs, bones, the flesh, every part
and fsculty are over-tasked and
weakened by the terrific energy of
passion lossened from restraint, un-
til like a dilapidated mansion, the
earthly house of tabernacle fall
into decay. Fast young men: aight
about!
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Setting out Trees by the Roadside

Setting out Trees by the Roadside.
The growth of timber to take the
place of our rapidly disappearing for,
ests, has led farmers in some sec
tions to set out trees. While it may
not be convenient or desirable for
all to adopt this plan, everyone can
set trees by the roadside along his
own land. There are many advan-
tages to be derived from them,
which can be seen at once to more
than pay for the trouble. They
beautify the premises, and give a
better appearance to the landscape.
And if the trees are maple, which
is one of the best, and most easily
raised, when grown they will furnish
a large yield of maple sugar. If
butternut or walnut, the nuts are, in
a measure, a compensation for the
labor of setting them out. There is
to be in the future such a demand
for wood, tEat it will not answer to
cut down and not replace in some
way. In Baden, and in other Ger
man States, as well as in some of the
countries of France, the law obliges
a person to plant a tree in the place
of everyone cut down. In this way
miles of rows of shade trees line the
roads, making pleasant shaded walks
through ali the towns and villages.
1t is fact not generally known, that
trees increase their wood-making
capacity in about the ratio, as the
square of the number of years indi-
cate their age. The third year they
make nine times, the fifth year TWEEN
ty-fve times, and the tenth year one
hundred times the amount of wood
they make the first year. The tree
grows more rapidly as it gets older.
and we cannot afford to cut them
down until they get their growth.
Some towns in this section have
formed associations for beau
tifying their towns by planning
parks and setting out trees by the
roadside. If this is not done, indi-
can, with but little trouble,
and without expense, procure trees
and set out in front of their own
lands, and stimulate their neighbors
to do the same, so as to make uni
form and continuous line of shade
trees along the roadside.-Ne,o
Enqland Homestead.
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Throat and Lungs.

1t is gratifying for us to inform the public that
DR.. L. Q. C. Wishart's Pine Tree Tar Cordial, for
Throat and Lung Diseases, has gained an enviable
reputation from the Atlantic to the Pacific coast,
and from thence to some of the first families Of
Europe, not through the press alone but by per-
sons throughout the States actually benefited
and cured at his office. While he publishes less,
50 say our reporters, he is unable to supply tie
demand. It gains and holds its reputation
First. Not by stopping Jugh, but by loosening
and assisting nature to throw off the unhealthy
matter collected. about the throat and bronchial
tubes, lUhich causes irritation.
Second. 1t removes the cause ofirritation (which
produces cough of the mucous membrane and
bronchial tubes assists the lungs to act and throw
off the unhealthy secretions, and puries the blood.
Third. 1t is free from squills, lObelia, ipecac
and opium. of which most throat and lung reme-
dies are COMPOSED, which allay cough only, and
disorganize the stomach. It has a soothing effect
on the stomach, acts the liver and kidneys, and
lymphatic and nervous regions. thus reaching 20
every part of the system, and in its invigorating
and purifying effects it has gained reputation
which it must hold above all others in the market.
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BITTRRS.
S.T.---186O--x.

This wonderful vegetable
restorative is the sheet-an-
chOr of the feeble and de-
bilitated. AS a tonic and
cordial for the aged and Ian
guild it has no equal among
stOmachics. As a remedy for
the nervous weakness to
which women are especially
subject, it is superceding ev-
cry other stimulant. In all
climates, tropical, temperate
or frigid, it acts as a specific
in every species of disorder
which undermines the bodily
strength and breaks downthe
animal spirits.
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tits the only form ofinstrument yet invented
with which fluid medicine can be carried high I'D
and perfectly gRpssd to al parts OF the affected
municating Herewith, in which sores and ulcers
frequently exist, and from which the catarrhal
discharge generally proceeds. The want Of sue
cess in treating CstaTrh heretofore has arisen
largely from the iInpOssibility Of applying rene
dies TO these cavities aud chambers by any of
the ordinary methods. This obstacle IN the way
of effecting cures is entirely overcome by the
invention Of the Douche. In using this instru-
ment, the Fluid Is carried By Its own weight tno
snutfng, forcing Or pumping being requiredD up one
1ostr1l N ful gently flowing stream TO the
highest portion OF the nasal passages passes
into and thoroughly cleanses all the tubes and
chambers connected Herewith, and flows out of
The opposite nostril Its uso is pleasant and so
and explicit directions accompany each instru-
ment. When used with this instrument, DR..
Sages Catarrh Remedy cures recent attacks o.
:. Cold In the Head y by few applications
Symptoms OF Catnrrh. Frequent head
ache, discharge falling into throat, sometimes
prof1se, Watery, thick 1nucus, puruient, Often
Bive, &c. In others dryness, dry, wateTy, weak
or inhamed eyes, stopping up or obstruction Of
nasal passages, ringing in ears, deafness, hawking
and coughing to clear throat, ulceradOns, scabs
from ulcers voice altered, nasal twang, offensive
breath, impaired or total deprivation Of sense Of
smell and taste, dizziness mental depression, loss
Of ofappeete, Indigestion, enlarged tonsils ticking
cough, &c Only a few Of these symptoms are
likely to be present in any case at one time. -
DIR. sage's CotaIrh Remedy, when used
with DR.. Pisree,s Nasal Douche, and accom-
panied with the constitutional treatment which
Is recommended in tho pamphlet that wraps each
bottle Of the Remedy is perfect specific for this
loathsome disease, and the proprietor offers, in
good faith, $500 reward for a case he can
not cure. The Remedy is mild and pleasant to
use, containing no strong OF caustio drugs or
pOisons. The CataTTh Remedy is sold at so cents.
Douche at 90 cents, by all Druggists, or either
win be mailed by proprietor receipt of 90 cents
Re- ys PIERCE, NJ. D.,
- Sole Proprietor, .
BUFFALO, ny.
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ORGANIC WEAKNESS.

Immediately cured, and full vigor restored. This
distressing atietion, which renders life miserable
and marriage impossible, is the penalty paid by
the victims of improper indulgence. Young per-
sons are too apttO commit exeesses from not being
aware OF the dreadful consequences that may en-
sue. Now, who that understands the subj ect will
pretend to deny that the proereation is lost
ythose falling into improper habits than by the
prudeutl Besides being deprived of the pleasure
of healthy offspring, the most serious destructive
symptoms of both body and mind arise. The sys-
TEN becomes deranged, physical and mental tunc-
tons weakened, loss Of provocative power, nervous
irritability, dysdepsia, palpitation Of the heart
indigestion, constitutional debility, and waste Of
the frame, cough, consumption, decay, and early
death.
DR.. Fishblstt graduated from one Of the most
eminent Colleges in the United States has effected
some of the most astonishing cures that were ever
known; many troubled with ringing in the head
and ears when asleep, great nervousness, being
alarmed at sudden sounds. bGshfulness, with de-
rangeIsent Of mind, were imm edistely cured,
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-01-17

A gentleman from Sampville was
telling how many different occupa-
tions he had attempted. Among
others he had tried school-teaching.
"How long did you teach?'' asked
by-stander.
"Wa'al, 1 didn't teach long-that
is, l only went to teach"
"Did you hire out?'
"Wa'al l didn't hire out; l only
went to hire out"
"Why did you give up?"
"Wa'al, | give it up for some rea-
son or nuther. You see, / travelled
into deestrict and inquired for the
trustees. Somebody said Mr.. Snick-
les was the man l wanted to see. So
I found Mr. Sniekles, named my OBJ
ject, introducing myself, and asked
what he thought about lettin' me
try my luck with the big boys and
unruly gals in the deestrict. He
wanted to know if I raaly considered
myself capable; and l told him l
wouldn't mind his asking me few
easy questions in 'rithmetic and jo-
graphy, or showing my hand-writ-
ing. He said no, never mind, he
coaid tell good teacher by his gait.
Let me see you walk off a little
ways says he, and 1 can tell jis's
wells I heard you examined says
he. He sot in the door as he spoke,
and l thought he looked a little skit-
tish. But I was considerable frus-
trated, and didn't mind much; so l
turned about and walked on as
smart as 1 knowed how. He said
he'd tell me when to stop; so 1 KEEP
on till l thought I'd gone far enough
Then I s'peeted suthing was to pay,
and l looked round, Wa'al, the
door was shut and Snickles was
gone"
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"SOBOSS."

Mr.. Jones one evenikg in fly time,
having been provokingly lashed in
the face, tied the tail of the COW he
was milking very securely to his
boot strap. Everything went on
smoothly for a time, and Mr.. Jones
congratulated himself on the strata
gem. Presently, however, the COW
took a notion to lash fly that was
biting her. Mr.. Jones chuckled
when he felt the pull at his boot
strap; but the chuckle was cut short,
for "Bossie," finding that she could
not touch her tormentor, suddenly
started, and, as Mr.. Jones was not
prepared for such a demonstration
he was upset, aud the contents of
the pail distributed over his person.
The COW stopped for a moment, and
in that time our hero had gained his
feet; and in an instant after he was
seen with one hand on the hip of
the COW, making the tour of the
formyard with prodigious hops upon
one foot. At every hop he would
calculate, $50, Boes! So Bossw But
"Boss" didn't $50 worth a cent. At
last the boot attached gave way, and
Mr.. Jones returned to the house a
sadder if not a wiser man.
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DR.. FfshbIatC Refers 10 the
following Professors:

Dr.. FfShDAaLg Refers 10 the
following Professors:
R. S. NEWTON, NJ. D.
C. NJ. ROBERTS, N. D.
J. HEINE, NJ. D.
PAUL ALLEN, NJ. D.
CALVIN RIvENBURG, NJ. D.
Il. MORGAN SWEET, NJ. D.
H. HERMANEE, 1I. D.
J. HARRIS, NJ. D.
JOSEPH NJ. FRIEND, NJ. D.
W. W. WATERMAN, N. D.
J. E. sNoDGRAss, N. D.
ISAAC sPANGLER, NJ. D.
W. W. HADLEY, NJ. D.
EDWIN FREEMAN, N. D..
MILTON SAUNDERS, NJ. d.
CHARLES HART, NJ. d.
ALEX. WILDER, NJ. D.
T. NJ. HOLDEN, NJ. D.
R. C. SMITH, NJ. D.
f. BAY, NJ. d.
OF NE w Y o RlR,
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A Down-East editor says his ex-
perience in journalism teaches him
that there is nothing in this world
that will so disgust and sicken the
general reader as to learn, after wad-
ing through the particulars of an aw
full accident, that there is a prospect
ofthe victims aecovery.
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MARRIAGE,

Reflect that a sound mind and body are the most
necessary requisites to promote connubial happi-
ness. Indeed, without these. the journey through
life becomes a weary pilgrimage, the prospects
hourly darken TO the view, the mind becomes
shadowed with despair and filed with the melan-
holy reflection that the happiness Of another be-
comes blighted with our own.
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STRUCTURE, WEAKNESS
GENERAL DEBILITY.
DR.. FIsHBLATT

Has discovered the most certain and only eheetual
remedy in the world for weakness in the back or
limbs Structures affections of the kidneys or blad-
der, involuntary discharges, iupOteney, general
debility, nervousness, dyspepsia, languor, low
spirits, confusion Of IDEAS palpa1on Of the heart
timidity trem bling, dimness of sight OF giddiness
diseaes of the head, throat OF skin, affections Of
the lungs liver, stomach, or bowels, those terrible
disorders arising from solitary habits OF youth
secret and solitary practices, more fatal to VIC
tins than the songs Of the sirens to the mariners
of Ulysses blghting their most brilliant hopes and
lntici pations, rendering marriage, &C., impossible
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DTYORCE NOTICE

vs.. SauduslV Common p7ea.-
Zsnas n. BroTnel.
HENAS II. BROWNELL, of Stuben County
N and State Of Indiana, is notified that Mary Al
Brownen did, on the 18th day Of December Al 10
1872 file her petition in the Office Of the Clerk G
The Court Of Common Pleas within the County o
Sanduslzy and State Of Ohio, charging the saic
Zenas n. Brownen with adultery with one Emil,
BroWne1, and sOr wilhul absence for more thar
three yesrs last past, and asking that she NAV b.
divorced from the said Zenas N. BroWneH whicl
petition will Re for hearing at the next term
said court. NARY A BROWEELL,
By JoHS i. GREENE, her Atty.
Dated December IS, 1875. 5l-l
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Buckingham's DYE.
FOR THE WHISKERS.

As our Remover in many cases
requires too long a time, and too
much care, to restore gray or faded
Whiskers, we have prepared this
dye, in one preparation which will
quickly and effectually accomplish
this result. 1t is easily applied,
and produces a color which will
neither rub nor wash off. Sold by
all Druggists. Price Fifty Cents.
Manufactured by R. P. HALL & CO.,
NASHUA, Nh.
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Goorge-"Oh, do love the Cen
trail Park so! prefer it. to Switz-
erland, reallyT Mabel-"Why,
George, you've never been to Swift
zerlandm George-"No; but I've
seer it on the map, and l don't like
the looks of it at ALL"
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-01-17

''Well, we've got her boxed up"
was the pathetic exclamation of II
griefstricken husband in Lenox.
Massachusetts lately, as he turned
away from his encofined wife.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-01-17

A good story is told of a St. Louis
dry goods clerk who attended
dance few evenings since. He
wore a cheviot shirt and put on
great many airs. He was somewhat
taken down, however, when he heard
one country lass say to another:
"That st. Louis chap slirgs on a
heap of style, for a fellow that wears
a bed-tick shirt"
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-01-17
Mexican Mustang Liniment
FOR MAN AND BEAST,

FOR MAN AND BEAST,
Probably few articles have ever had
so extensive a Sale, while none have
been more universally beneficial than
the celebrated MEXICAN MUSTANG
LINIMENT. Children Adults, HOrs-
es, and Domestic Animals, are always
liable to accident, and it is safe to say
that no family can pass a single season
without some kind of an emOIIient being
necessary. II becomes matter of importance
then to secure the best.
overthree hundred livery stables in the city of
New York alone are using the MEXICAN MUSTANG
LISnIENT, in all of whiehit givesunususls satsfac-
tion.
CAUTION;-The genuine is wrapped in q
fine Steet Plate engraving with Sc W W EST
BROOK, Chemist" and ''7Tdde Mark, HIEXE
CAN MUSTANG LINIlIENT.J engraved
across each wrapper. The whole bears the propri-
stor's private United States Revenue Stamp. and
and not a common stamp, as used BY druggists
LYON MANUFACTURING Co.
So Park Place, NY
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TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.

DR.. Fishblatt addresses all those who have in
lured themselves by improper indulgcnees and sol
ltary habits, which ruin both body and mind, un-
hitting them for either business, study society or
marriage.
These are some OF thesad and melancholy effects
produced by the early habits Of youth. viz. Weak
ness of the back and hmbs pgiS in the breast. dim
ness otsight, loss of muscriar power, palpitatiOn
OF the heart dyspepsia, Dsrvous rritsbility, symL
toms ofconsumption, Of arrangement Of the diges-
tive functions, &c.
MENTALLY.-The effects on the mind are
much to be dreaded. loss of memory, confusion
ofideas, depression Of rits, evil forbOdng aver
sion to society," seifdis ust, love of solitude tim
lditY, &c. are some Of the evils produced.
Thousands of persons Of all ages can now Judge
what is the cause Of their declining health losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale. nervous and
emaciated, having singular appearance about
the eyes, cough and symptoms of consumption.
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