The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-07-10
ALL Sorts of Paragraphs.

= Half pound of shot iudiciously admin.
istered to sympathetic cats, at this sason OF
the wear, will bear fruit in increased ours OF
slumber throughout the summer, an have
tendency to prevent corner in thchicken
market.
= The Turks have but little needof news
papers. When anything happens iis told to
the women, and it circulates like ain a gale
of wind. The Turks are behind tee western
nations in many things, but cehinly they
have the most beautiful circulatin medium In
the world.
1t is not so generally knownts it ought to
be that stale loaf bread may be nde as nice as
freshly baked, by dipping the loaf in clean
cold water and warming throuh IN a bake
oven. Much bread might besaved that is
thrown away, if this were Jore generally
practced than it is.
: In the volume of MASSACHUSETTS reports,
which has lust been publishedthen is decls-
ion which is summarized a follows: "Io
cheat one out of his money fd charitable pur-
poses is lust as criminal as it's to cheat one IN
the way of business, thoughthe contrary doc
trine is held in New York"
-"La, me I" sighed MrsP Partngton, Here
I have been suffering the bi;amis OF death Tor
three mortal weeks. First, / wa seized with
bleedin' chronology in The hampshire OF the
brain. which was exceededby me stoppage OF
the left ventilator of the beart. This gave me
inflammation of the leftbora,, and now am
sick with the chloroform morhs. There IS no
blessin' like that Of health, PARTICULARLY when
you're ILL.,"
"A load of travellers receDly drove up to a
Franklin County Mass hots asking lodgings
for the night The reply was eve can feed
YOU. but YOU can not sleep ere, as the house
is full of ministers" The APPLICANTS expressed
some surprise at such turnut of the clergy,
and asked the reason. "Vhy, you see, they
are going to have performnce here tonight,
those ministerials, and theyare going to black
their faces to have big tipP,
= The season of the var having arrived
when sunstrokes are to b looked for, physi-
clans are publishing rules or guidance of per-
sons who don't want to b. struck. They are
told to wear straw hats, songes ON the head,
keep in the shade, dirk but little, keep OFT
mental excitement ncve run or walk last, eat
lightly and sleep in coolrooms. There's only
one receipt which can E added, let your wife
cut all the wood.
"A father of fifty aildren is vouched for
by one of the most trutworthy and respected
citizens of Waco, Texs, in letter to the Ad-
vance, of that place, 'hich says that by b!s his
first wife he had tlrteen children; by his
second, eighteen; by his third, ten; by his
fourth. six; and by fs fifth and surviving wife,
three and that thity-fve Of his numerous
progeny are still alip-eight having, been lost
in the rebel army, ad seven having died natu-
raj deaths.
- It will be gratifying to all consumers of
sugar to learn ths the prospect is that for
some time to come:he supply of sugar will be
abundant, thus cusing cheap prices. The
sugar crops in all producing countries are very
large. The beet :oot sugar production OF Eu-
rope will yield 100000 tons, a crop that is
one-fifth larger tan last years. The increase
will 20 far towlrds supplying the European
market. and willessen the demand there for
American sugar so that greater amount than
ever before willseek a sale in this country, and
keep prices lowduring the summer.
- The st. louis Democrat says "the Con-
gresham of teday is not half as great man
in the eyes ofhis constituents as his predeces-
sor of twentyyears ago was, and it is not be-
cause he knows less than his predecessor knew,
but because lis constituents of to-day know so
much MORE through The newspapers, than the
constituentsof twenty years ago." The Dem
ocrat might also have said that the Congress
man of today is a much greater man in his
own eyes, especially when he has been elected
for tho first time. So that things are about
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