The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-01
NEW NOR WESIfRs.

NEW NOR WESJERS.
An old saw-Eeau.
Old maids have elbcaux.
-Body .snatchers- Drcssmakcrs.
"A wa,er-curc-C Chaplain of chip.
The Bible mcr tions the first Jael bird.
To cure the itch for Office, scratch the
ticket.
-Nas,s salary with the Harpers is &c.,
600 year.
iowa has 10, sou, 600 acres of land under
cultivation.
Church singers srs said to live by luck
and chants.
Louisville is educating her ncwshoys nt
the public expense.
Parties with decayed teeth are not al.
ways good stump speakers.
Mr.. Sumner has finally resolved to re.
frsin from lccturing this year.
Dsirymans motto-"Onc good churn
deserves another.
of 1890 mcn who enlisted in the
Eighth Illinois cavalry but sbou, ESQ are
now living.
The statue of Mr.. Seward is to he of
bronze. nearly three times life size, and Is to
cost &25.O
Gen. Currier Grover. Third Cavalry,
now commanding Fl FctterInan, leaves for
years tour abroad Nov. LIST.
France lost during the Franco Prus.ian
war 100000 horses. There arc now 5000.
600 horses left in that country.
The estate on Stra,ford on Avon on
which Shakespeare lived WAS recently put.
chased by an Australian for $4,000.
Connecticut has spent half million on
the State House. and hasn't finished the
cellar yet. The foundation is what tells.
The Erie Railro,d Company has COM
pletcd its equipment by appointing IN
amrutating agent for each division of the
road
An cffOr' Is now being made in England
to demo!ish, finally, the last remnants Of
that stronghold Of semi barbarism-thc
debtors Jail.
Gen. De Trobiand, Of the Thirteenth
Infantry, commanding Fort Steele, has q
years leave Of absence and will probably
visit Europe.
"A Pennsylvania ia convict has been watt
ing for the Governor to sign bis death war
runt for twenty.,hrce years. He isn't par
ticulsr. though.
Said Boggs to Biygr, "This psnies like
The house they built for Bacgs in Dover"
Hows that :" quoth Bsgs. "rxplain your joke
Quoth Bogys, e. It's certain to blow over"
donaldson says that he /" found the
Eastern current. and remained in it y con.
siderable time" lie also went down and
found the bush it grew ON.
"A young Atlanta (t;a lawyer who was
conducting case in which his father Vas
to make plea, gracefully alluded to the old
gentleman rs my distinguished associate"
Hon. Edward Darlington Marshall Of
Virginia, the only surviving child If the
late Chief Justice Marshall, has received
first class appointment in the pension bu-
rcau.
The precocious schoolboy who. quoting
from n distinguished statesman. said he
KNEW ne North nor South" was surprised
to find h,mself put ut the bottom Of his
class in geography.
-Parson Talmadge suggcsscd that if they
could roll "Old Hundred" through Wall
street the panic would end. Wouldn't old
FIVE twcnties answer the purpose just as
wcIl!-N y. Commercial! Adversiser.
The near sighted hen that a'c sawdust.
surprising it t. he cornmsal, then went and
ln,d . nest full Of bureau knobs, set on them
three weeks, and Matched ont u complete
set If parlor furniture, was . pretty fair
hen.
In japan q man aged thirty recently
committed suicide by hanging in fulfill.
mcnt Of VOW which, when seventeen years
of age. he had made 10 Buddha. namely.
that II at the age of thirty he had not be-
come famous he would die.
Another cherished Indian idol is laid
low-.,his time no, by a ruthless Englisl,-
man hut by an American. Mr.. II. N. Ad.
olson, Of Maryland attempts to prove not
only that . Colonel Crcsap did not kill the
Chief Logan's family. but that Logan tried
t. murder bis own wife.
1t 10 estimated that One.tenth of the
entire population of the United States 10
dependent for support upon the production
and manufacture Of iron. TIE vxlue of the
metal annually manufactured IL 1o00, ,000..
600 and $4,000 men IRE employed in the
industry. tho aggregate of whosc wages
reaches @6o0, ,0oO0oO. There has btcn .
vast increase Of furnace capacity and addi.
tional machinery put in by our rolling
mile during the past eight "r ten months,
and there Is every prospect Of still further
growth.
-"Thirty-two cents !" echoed Detroit
woman when her gn'ccr charged her that
sum for . pound " batter. "Yes 'um,"
he replied with bland smile. ''You zee the
groccrs can't carry much Of = reserve. and
We can't turn out our cOlatesals at . aacri-
fec. II the Government calls in the binds
due IN 1874, and the imports OF bullion tend
to ease the money market . little. butter
must lind its level with everything else
Butter is very panicky just now. but I think
the worst 10 over" She paid the money
without further grumbling.
"A physician in small town In Maine
who had long been pestcred BY little strset
Arabs, who came to peddle candy. Al last.
when patience had ceased to be virtue. he
told the by to 60 into tho ccxt ro"m,
where there was fellow who had sweet
tooth In hrs head. The young peddler went
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