The Huntington argus. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1872-1905, 1873-06-14


fast young lady, that It Is time the lac,
young man took his share Of the blessings,
Go where you will, you will see spec
men oil fast young America Ride in the
car or stage, and at the most fa-hionsbl.
street corner, our fast Young man gets in.
and finding the most comfortable seat.
ensconce himself therein, aud then look
around TO see if his appearance had pro-
duced the awe he expected. liza fashion
ably dressed young lady enters, how quick
lie springs up, at the rick OF ripping biz
trous-! j meant TO say pantaloons, to o.
Ter her seat But let poorly dressed
woman get III, aud he Is very intent ON
watching something out Of the window.
ana oil conr {, does Noise her; while /: he
"ouio Always be polite to rich aud Door
old and you.g, lac might sometime nave A
fortune left him 10y poorly dressed man
or woman, as that seems to b. ia. u.,
most fortunes are len nov days-,n the
newspapers.
walk Id the streets and on every cor.
her, holcing up the buildings aud lamp
posts you VIII see quite number OF IL,
gents last young men, some smoking.
others making remarks about every lad,
that passes by What beauty. "Isn't tina,
a bully girl II think she's some Tho..
aud similar expressions may be heard a,
almost any time, and uttered by respecta-
Die young men,-they call themselves.
10 10 the theatre, aud in the gallery
and even in the Open-box you will find
him. lie is here, there, and EVERYWHERE.
Now dainty holding his operaslass, b..
looks around the house. aud il he sees any
modest, shy-looking girl, stares her ont OF
countenance. lie is ON familiar terms with
the actresses and ballet girls, and even
boasts Of his intimacy with them.
Alter che play is over, he lounges around
town, stopping here and there, aud finally
brings up at home about five o'clock in
the morning" sometimes too gloriously
drunk TO find his own room, and others.
only drunk enoush to make me jolly, up
Oh honor.
He sleeps next morning until nearly
noon, and then alter freshly pertaining his
hair, brushing his somewhat seedy hat,
ana giving a peculiar twist to his new
necktie, sallies out TO repeat the peror-
nance of the day before, only varied Ly
attending race or church now and then.
Alter awhile when his landlady becomes
impatient for her rent, due six months or
so, and when creditors come tn ck and ast
upon him, lac looks around in search Ola
vile lie she young or old, homely or
handsome, it makes no difference 70 him.
Al She has abundance OF the useful cash ia
Is not for love lac wants her, but 10 pay his
wine, carriage, aud other bills
lie proposes in the latest style Para
consents a rich rousseau is ordered from
Paris, and they are married ia stS lie, in \
fashionable church, without any love max
ing on his part, and on her side, she does
not care for any. After marriage, he goes
his way she goes hers, and no questions
are asked on either side lie has some one
to pay his bills, and she has husband to
redeem her from the odium OF being calei
All old mad
After a year or two, they disagree, find
ont their incompatiJility OF temper aud
in nine cases ont often they get divorce.
she goes back to papa, and he goes in
search Of new fields locoEquer, or perhapr.
to break some poor girl heart aud then
say. Poor thing, really couldn't help
It How can fellow help being good
looking No wonder that divorces are SO
frequent, with such iassorted marriage.
Such is a fashionable marriage,
They are we'll mated in life,
She's got fool for husband,
Hes go a fool for wife.