The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-01-09

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b. says which, 81 10 pot out your bead
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trRlrio.
"A doctor went out tor a day's sport,
sa1 complained q having killed nothing
Tlaai's Tie consequence Of having neglect.
ra gour business, observed bis wife,
A Connecticut paper has The cruelty
90 say 4 married woman recently feu
into the rgtf ald would have drowned,
except lhai her cries attracted The alton
tlaa ii her husband. who mislaklng her
faF angihcr womsn, worked ike a beaver
"a get bet cat,
One OF she deaoons Of certain church
askod the bishop II he usually kissed the
bfdeAi weddings. Always, was the re-
ply. Aud how do you manage when the
happy pair are neWoesf was the next
question. Ia al such eases, replied the
bishop, the daty Of kissing Is appointed
60 The deacoas. .....
Juvenile ingenuity Is diaboleal, Its
last invention Is called backing The old
gray mule lfyou see au urchin having
ia his hhnd a figure Of 5 mule cut from a
piece OF rubber or leather, watch him
you will see that urcbIq deliberately COW
ct the mule with chalk, and then press !
against somebody's back. The result Is
that an impression Of the mule appears
on that somebody's back, and this Is
what the boys Gail backing the old gray
mule.
--Aleok j. one Of the leading merchants
Of New Orleans, aud although a remark
ably quiet man, is still fond Of bis practi-
cal Jokes Although nearly, II not quite,
six feet III his stockings soles he Is 50
Thin, that be looks as II there was not
twcaty pounds Of aesh on bis whole
body. Going along Canal street, the 9th
90 day, Alcck noticed that a large, shaggy
dog was following him. At the corner o.
Dauphine be saw barelootcd boy, and
thinking TO have Joke on the Young uu
he stopped, and inquired, Boy, what dc
YOU suppose that dog is following me for
The yomgster cast knowing look a
Aleek, aud readily replied, Guess b,
takes you for bone
There Is lady in Lexington, Ky.
according TO the Press Of that city, wht
possesses two pets, monkey and par.
rot, who are on antagonistic terms, ant
who are locked up separately when lef
unmatched One day they were acclden
tally Ten together, aud a desperate fgh
ensued The monkey ruthlessly pulle,
out every feather Of the unfortunate par
rot, aud broke up the manlel ornaments
aud smashed things generally. Whei
Mrs, g. returned, she found the monke
ehattering on the mautel.pece, and on
erept the parrot, looking deeply injured
aud greeted her with, We've had a he
of a timc.
Here Is a new but perfectly character
isiie story Of Old Tecumseh. While Ger
Shermans command was waiting Of
Black River for the fan Of Nicksburgh, 1
order to move on jackson and driy
johnson out, scouting party one da
brought Ia a few prisoners, anon
whom sas a youug lieutenant, an exquis
lie With long hair aud elaborate lisp, II
was taken to the quarters and given sea
ia front " the tent within which Genera
sherman sat writing Il was hot sun
mer day. Near the tent was a grove {
magnolia trees, which soon absorbed N
attention 81 the captive
How beautifully those trees wave
brsuuiul -bcantiul. exclaimed lie.
sherman gave hitch on hi. stool an
snorlci. Soon came = repetition Of u
exclamation Hat when tie third excli
nation came be could bold In no Ionge
but burst cat, Well. ----~- IT, can't 80
lct them wave The exquisite aid.
rus SMILE DODGE.