The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-01-24
scIssoRNGs.

step in Paducah, ky., SO drugged
that it soon died.
People are discussing the pro-
priety of abandoning the fashion OF
New Years day calling.
Blue and black are the only col
ors admissible for gentlemen's neck
wear this winter.
The wealth of Iowa, equally divid-
ed, would give S601 03 to every per-
son in the State.
The census of the city of Vienna
has been completed. and shows a
population Of 800, eco.
A properous merchant has for his
motto: Early to bed early TO rise;
never get tight, and advertise.
One hundred and twenty-one
patents have been granted on wind
mills in the United States since 1854.
Woman ought to do all she can to
make this earth q paradise for men,
as it was ali her fault he lost the other.
Keep EN- alive. boy! keep'em
alive" said an old physician to his
young brother practitioner. dead
men pay no bills. -
OF all sad words OF tongue pen.
The saddest are these yoa might have been
Franklin's deSh tor pennies ten.
A young lady in shirt factory at
Lewiston performed the feat of
. stitching into the shirts 96 bosoms,
in the space of five hours.
A lady informs us that she finds
more difficulties IL outstanding her
nine daughters then she does in
outstanding her resources.
President Theirs has received q
despatch from President Grant con-
graduating him upon the progress of
republicaDism in France.
4 peaee-maker at Gilman, ILL.,. put
IN end to quarrel between two of
his neighbors by drawing revolver
and shooting beth of them.
A Detroit rough threatened to
''put head" on clergyman of that
town, and was rewarded for his kind
ness by black-and- business about
the eyes.
At really select parties and recep-
tions of the coming season wine will
be banished from the table and no
'-cold tea provided in the gentle
mans dressing room
The present absurd fashion of
wearing the front hair banged"
originated in English nurseries,
where the hair of very young children
is cut in this fashion to keep It out of
their eyes.
Home is the place for boys" said
Sprinks to his eldest pride and JOY,
Yes, sasd the youngster, duti-
fully, L like to stay at home all the
time. but ma sends me off to school. d"
A French woman said that she
never loved anything. You love
your ehildren?'' suggested friend.
When they were little, she replied.
''And she loved diamonds" "When
they are large"
The Benton Harbor Mich, Pack
ing Company, in its first year of
existence, has put up four hundred
thousand cans of fruit. OF these,
10000 are Strawberries, Ia, 5,006
peaches, 120, 900 tomatoes, and 75,-
050 corn.
an Improvement in medical juris-
prudence has been introduced ia
Philadelphia, where a new trial is
sought for Hugh Mara, on the
ground, not of his insanity, but OF
the insanity of the jury that convic-
ted him.
Ladies' leather belts are now worn
three inches wide to match the
toilette, with large buckle of oxy-
died silver, and short chain of
the same material, to which Is sus-
pended the umbrella, fan, bunch of
keys or watch.
Owners of fowls in the southern
part of Rhode Island have lost thous-
ands the past year from the hen
disease. which is still prevailing ez-
tensively there. Whole fiocks have
been swept off by it, some farmers
losing one or two hundred fowls.
We can readily understand why
an English court has passed severe
sentence upon man convicted of
having burned a cats eyes out, but
why ever the veriest brute of man
should want to burn cats eyes out
is II mystery past comprehension.
At the funeral of Fanny Fern"
at Mount Auburn, only five or six
persons were present, SO privately
were the last sad rites performed
On the casket was a wreath of choice
flowers; but more conspicuous than
these, and most appropriate was
large bouquet OF autumn flowers and
ferns.
A down east editor writes as fol-
lows about what he .'knows about
farming: ''Now is the time to har-
vest bean poles, to save them from
the late frosts. They should be
taken up carefully to preserve, the
sprouts for the next seasons growth.
Bean poles have done better this
year than potatoes =
A stupid fellow found a light
guinea in street of London one day,
which he was obliged to sell for
eighteen shillings. The next day he
saw another guinea lying in the
street, and was about to pick it up,
but suddenly passed on muttering,
''No, no. I'll have nothing to do
with you. lost three shiIlings by
your brother yesterday.
Rich mems daughters, who marry
coachman are NOT of necessity m