The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-06-07

To correspondents Declined with
thanks, "Castor Oil and Senna." GA
Night in the Rain" Chicks and
Cuffs" and "Good Advice"
The students of Kentucky Uniy ersity
arc reported to be in active rebellion be- :
cause the faculty forbid their selecting
Ex-Presidcnt Andrew Jackson as their
orator for commencement.
The Cincinnati Tires says that {" ON
Ewing is booked us the next Democratic
candidate for Governor Of Ohio" Next
to rubning John c.. Sake for Governor +
of Vermont, the most inoffensive politi.
cal recreation in the world is to book Il
Democrat for Governor OF Ohio
i. A. xchange tells us that 'thd ladies'
Of 1ron'on, Mo-, have united to discour-
age the practice of smoking in church ;,
They won't let us smokein railroad cars,
nor in street cars, nor in private parlurs,
nor in theatcrs, and now they want to
stop us from smoking in church Th G
thing is becoming really alarming
1t is said that an Indiana preacher
declared in q recent sermon that ''no
woman who wears false hair is fit
person to sit in the house Of the Lord."
But rs all the women in his CONGREGATION
wore jutc instead of false hair they
thought he was "soing" for the women
Of the other church.
A Bridgeport man who was driven in
the night time by fire from his house,
took his wife, who escaped with nothing
but her night clothes, to her rathcr's
house and said: dad married your
daughter fifteen years ago, and I've
brought her back" The old man
thought she didn't dress SO well as she
used TO-
The "India rubber hustle" is again
heard from. This time it WIS Brook
lyn young lady, who was thrown from
her carriage coming down the hill from
Prospect Park. She. made uinety seven
and a half bounces, in ALI, and WAS final
ly rescued, by hook and ladder com
pnuy, from the top Of 4 telegraph pole
where she had stuck in attempting to
complete the ninety-cighth bounce.
An impulsive Connecticut young man
sent his sill the piece Of sheet music
entitled. 81 will meet you at the beau
tiful gate" Her father saw tire piece
whSAshe opened the pac Rage, and after
d;fssfpg bucketful of tar over his gate,
quietly remarked TO his daughter, "IIc
can wait fer you if he wants to, but you
went either Of yoa 81 - OR ,ls.t gate
il tar will keep you off"
Thomas Carl lie himself could hardly
he moro bitter upon anything British
than Mr.. Ruskin has been when ho says,
while moralizing on the theme that this
age has distinguished itself in the nc
quistion of the destructive and the loss
of the decorative arts, that England Of
to day will, i'll the eyes Of the future
historian, be chiefly nyremarkable for CIV
cring glass with pictures she could not
paint, and killing her iactory women in
the manufacture of cartridg gcs with which
she would not fight. 81 6,.p
THIS seems highly improablc It's
related that few evenings ago Il way
tarcr journcying along country road in I
Connecticut, close to the boun l,ry of |
Rhode Island, WAS ovcrtakcn by severe
thunder storm. The wind wrenchrd
his umbrella from his grasp anl blew it
into the adjoining State. In consequence
of this catastrophe the unfortunate
traveller got soaked through, took the
rhcumaliz aud died, but, thanks to the |
umbrella, Rhode Island wasn't even
moistcncd.
{ The New TorkgIieruM estimates that
the amount of actual cash brought into
this country by immigrants averages
$l00 10 every immigrant, aud values
every immigrant rs laborer a! 81 900
Consequently IL estimates the increase
of matcrialweahh from the Immigration
Of last week alone ut the sum Of SIT,
600 ,000 The Ikcru1i$ estimate is en-
tircly within the limits Of reason The
muscle, brain and treasure brough toour
shores from Europe are prize Of iuesti
mable. value.