Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-10-23
Nights are frosty.

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the leaves.
Lay in your stock of vegetables fol
winter.
a pleasant place to sit these COO
evenings-near the fire.
To learn the value of money-try
to borrow it.
People viii now stop taking ice and
put the money into coal and wood.
AS molasscs draws flies, so does the
stoves in the groceries draw loafers.
An Erie paper politely speaks OF
"lady pickpockets."
The latest styles of Hats & Caps for
Fall & Winter at Jos. Woerner's.
Young man, don't lounge on the
corner. Better sit in some dark alley,
if you can't find anything to do.
The trees, like the play of the black
crook, will soon present many naked
limbs.
Good, strong, robust butter, can be
now obtained in our market for thir-
ty cents per pound.
The richest man in Denver, Colo
RADIO, is said to be a Mexican. and his
wife is an Indian.
The suspension of four Modocs is
announced as among the disastrous
features of these panicky times.
There are some superstitious fools
who believe they L "water Witches
and there are other 10 Dis who believe
there are such things as "water witch
es."
Travellers on q western railroad are
informed that "no gentleman will oc-
cupy more than one seat at a time,
unless he be twins"
They were without any rain for
two months in Mississippi. If Ames
gets into the Gubernato .ial chair,
they will have a reign that will throw
cold water on everything decent.
1t is a queer notion some people
have of getting angry when they re-
ceive q dun. The party who has q
right to be vexed is the one who has
been kept out of what belongs to him.
The croquet season has come to an
end: alas,
Then pull up the wicket and stake,
And put by the mallet and bali,
We shall have no more croquet this
year,
It's getting too late in the fall.
The first thing a man does when he
q friend with a new hat on, is to
take it off and serenely try it on his
own head. When a young lady see
one of her acquaintance with a new
bonnet, she just lifts up her ose and
.serenely wonders "where the thing
got that fright"
We don't want any money for our
self, but paper makers amt CT the
same opinion, they are decidedly get
ting anxious about the matter. The
amount of all this, is simply this, we
would be thankful to subscribers
if they would come forward and pay.
their dues.
An old farmer became seriously i'll,
and was urged by his reighbors, who
thought he was going 10 die, to call
in a minister to pray for him. "To
for me! No, sir l am an origi-
nal Granger, and do not want any
middle man between me and AL
mighty Godg"
Young man, do not be discouraged,
Grow up to be the cashier of some
bank. Join the Sabbath school, bor-
row two or three hundred thousand
dollars of the bank without saying
anything about il, go to>Europe and
have lots of fun. If this way is not
open to you, go to Congress and get
some back pay.
They say that Colorado is a good
climate for a weak woman. An Ohio
man, whose wife could not sweep her
room, thought he would try it, andi in
less than a year after he moved there,
that woman could chase him around
for an hour at q time with a cord
wood stick on her shoulder. AS for
lungs; phew!
A woman in Cameron, Missouri,
who ought to have been married but
wasn't, left her baby on The steps of
the Baptist church. When the min
lister of hat house of the Lord got
home he found his wife ready with a
broomstick and a gallon of warm wa
ter. With singular perception he left
without asking any explanation for
the singular and warlike attitude of
the partner of his bosom.
No man in business should ever
write a business letter, or make out a
bill, without his card printed at the
head of the paper, and the name Of
the State, town and place of business
being also printed thereon. 1t not
only shows that he is a man possess
ing business qualities but prevents
numerous mistakes. 1t also saves