Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-06-27
sCIssORINGs.

SC1SSO3<ANGHs
Three old hnofs. Il gaitcr and hoopsk III
in front ~ i house ii,lcatr that the family
has novel. asl1.t = s s7a''''.ls
What Is that which the rich man wants,
Tile poor man has. tle miser spends. aud
the ependtilriit s;iyesI Nothing. ,,-...s
An Alabama Congressman has given hia
back pay to his wife. lie prefers domestic .s
pcace TO the .2vsr Of his constituents. aa s.s Il
a man fhat don't know anything i
will tell It the FIRST time he gets a chances
4 Dsnhury bride received among her 81
wedding gifts. 4 reccipteti bill Of eight q
dollars for gate hinges, from, her father q III
An old iady in 4 town IF Morcestcr
county lately refused the gift Of -A4ss-
load Of wood from.a tree struck BY light i
ming. through fear that some Vt tia '.nnid" ,Is
might remain in the wood, and cause disas- l
ter to her kitchen stove, Ks fE5a. tea. GrGg
After asking your name In the State9se
Of Arkansas, the natives are IN the habit ofs9a
further inquiring. in confidential toms, t98s
.'.Nell, now. what was yor name afo-s n
you moved to these parts! - ei il G3El 81.
q An inquisitivo man hras. his lnges
into a horses mouth to see how many
teeth the horse had. The horse closed
his mouth to see how many fingers the +,
man had. The curiosity OF each Was
FULLY satisfied.
a Methodist preacher " olii West -
has found ght leading members aof his 9;l
oL,
year for tobacco, and S 80 for the support OF eii
the pastor. and cannot afford TO take a relis .
gious paper. Ofconrse. 4 man hiss a right 10
pay for his luxuries according to the value
he sets upon them, and wedonbt very much &
whether that pastor will have good time
during the rest Of hi, stay withlthat church..
A city paper tells us that a favorite ho;s
tel is to be kept this season at one Of In
Watering places. "by the widow Of Mr.
O.. who died last summer on new and y
improved rlan.' sai g sse7af T. 3@h3
a true American Is too proud TO beg and +,
too honest to steal. He gets trusted. ss.. =
Crcditor-ssIiow often must c fmb three
pairs of stairs before getthe amountofthis Z
little account ~ 8Debter-'.Do yon think 4
am going to rents place on the first floor to 1t
accommodate my creditors?'a s3fi ila ~
Do not kick every stone In the path. More
miles can be made in a day by going steadily !,
on than by stopping. s,tr
Barnum, it is understood. will contract tn s
show Captain Jack. and divide the profits
with the Government. The thing looks we'll
on paper, and with slight change in the "
| form of the contract, Grant will will proba-
| bly, agree to 1t. .5,,t a.
| wcll-to-lo German farmer has BEEN
found in Washington township. Iowa, who
has a daughter twenty years Old, 9adwarf s
and cripple I'M body and mini, and he has
| kept her for fifteen years in a box three
feet six inches long by TWENTY-FIVE inches c
wide, IA filthy little denim the attic of his
house. She was nearly naked. and so starved II
that she ate the filth in herlmiserabe stY. sFisa
tits related Of distinguished lawyer, who,
observed that his wife always delayed ten or
twelve minutes before she came down to din
ner, being 10th to lose so much precious
time daily. he commenced the, composition
Of work which he prosecuted only while he
3
the end of fifteen years. book in three VOL
umes quarto, which has met with a large j
sale, and is much esteemed. 81 s-F,, ~, s,
A paper remarks that Senator Cameron 81
"head is covered with the snow OF seventy
four winters" lie must have remarkably fat
large head if the snow of one winter like tlles7
last one won't cover ii. 8sfls ,G9lifI y u =
EFF .MA
mike. will you come and take a drink ?''
Mike looked at the man for space OF half +,
minute, and then, rolling his eyes upward
very softly said: s"I tot 1t was an angel
shpakin' to me-.
They have a judge in Kansas who fired u
lawyer fer saying sic transit The official
thought it was swearing. and remarked in
dignantly that nobody should "sick" him in
III that court. ss fssi=attteA "
At a juveni Q party In Lowell, one little
fellow, rejoicing in the spiendor of his new
clothes. sided up to another, with the re-
mark, s.Yeu aint dressed as well as i ann
WELL" rrtorted the othcr,"l can lick you
anyhow"
Smith can't see why his wife should object
10 HIS staying Az the cluU so lates SIMPLY Dc~
cause he said when he core home the other
night, my dear, it's the coldcst year tor
many nights. At fifteen degrees past ten the 4
clock stood sixteen minutes below zero = ,as.
An old lady ma steamboat observed two
men pumping up water 10 wash the deck,
and the Captain being near by. she accosed
him as follows: ssE68
well. Captain, got y well on board,
eh ?'' M 55it8 ala
Eyes, MAIN. always carry one,'' said the
polite Captain. i,5,.arA il,gsa
well. that's clever. always dislike this
nasty river water, especially In degslays." "a1s 8
physician was lecturinq lately onfhe ig- g
norance Gf people Of their own complaints, is
aud said that q lady once asked him what hisFl
next lecture was to be upon. and beiags told asii
THE circulation of the Blood. replied that IL
she would certainly attend, for she had been q
troubled with that complaint for some times e
A school Inspector. examining the boys.
put them through their "anin,al Kingdom"
and in the course of his performance rather