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BEFORE AND AFTER MAR
RIAGE.

GENTLEMEN BEFORE MARRIAGE.
My dearest duck, my sweetest girl,
love yon most sincerely;
I'd rather own this sunny curl
Than win fortune yearly;
This little hand, 50 soft and white,
Was only made for kisses;
This little form, 80 frail and light,
Was made for gauEy dresses.
I'll keep my Kate a span Of grays,
A carriage and poneyi
I'll go with her to balls and plays,
And never speak Of money;
For III buy a romance new,
Attending to her pleasure,
And poems, bound in gold and blue,
I'll order for my treasure.
Our lives shall be but one sweet dream
OF love and sammy weather,
No adverse wave shall cross the stream
OF welded bliss forever.
AFFrER MARRIAGE.
You always talk Of plays and balls,
Ysu are forever flirting,
And scribling rhymes and making calls,
And never make up shirting;
You smile on every whiskered face,
You chase oil silly fashions;
You load in jewels, aaunt in lace,
And show your angry passions!
The baby's left to cry and moan,
I've ne'er a decent dinner;
You drag me out, you call me down
Tm a hen-pecked sinner,
An abjcct slave-l tell you SO!
Madam, your folly's ended,
You shall not flirt, and go and go
I'm weary and offended,
I'm going to a reading-room-
I'll join a club thereafter
So-mend your manners-stay at home,
And dry your eyes with laughter.
LADY BEFORE MARRIAGE.
feel a very solemn sense
Of all woman's duty,
To keep within the door-yard fence,
Unmindful Of her beauty;
To share husbands grief and care,
But, in his shadow walking,
Content to min her own affairs,
Be reverent when he is talking.
'Tis plain our maker did not design
That woman should he. humble;
Not given to looks nor dressing fine,
Which makes them fret and grumble,
Those novels are pernicious things,
To feed imagination
All filled with angeles shorn wings
To me, they are vexation.
Dear william, s'your welded wife
never mean to tease you,
Ny aim and pride all through nay life
Shall only be to please youl
AFTER MARRIAGE.
Bill, come down stairs; know YOU can,
The baby has the collie;
The way you shirk your duties, man,
Is truly diabolic;
The nurse has such blundering way
She cannot stop his crying,
And as for me Pm housed all day
Till | am almost dying.
Ann run and bring my yelve; sacque, ,
My parasol and bonnet;
I'm going to Messrs. Black,
The printers, with a sonnet,
| have no time to write nor read
But while he tends the baby,
You, Sarah, take this book with speed
Across to Mrs. Maybe;
Ask her to lend me IIugo's last
In change for Loves DILEMMA
There, Bill, don't rock so horrid fast
You'll wake my darling Emma
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

SHARON sPRISGs, which is at present
thronged with fashionable visitors, is
said to be one os the best places in the
world for making matches, owing 10 the
great quantity of sulphur with which
the air is impregnaied. - World.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

BECAUSE her parents wished her tC
marry a man she did not love, Mis- Mary
5. Davis, Of Bellevue, Iowa, shot her
self II was a case Of unquostionable in
sanity. The sensible and accomplished
woman Of the period would have shot
the man.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

SYRACUSE husbands put pepper in
their wives eyes TO keep them away from
the circus. II the New York Woaid
"splinterer' were doing this item he
would remark that when a Syracuse wife
was so treated it was interesting 10 see
hercuss.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

Why are we led to infer that Dayid
and Joshua were intemperate men' Be
cause David, when be went out TO meet
Goliah on the field Of honor, took a
sling" and Joshua, previous to his at
tack ON the walls Of Jericho, took a
horn" and gave a regular blow.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

TEs thousand bushels Of corn we're
sold last week in Bowling Green, for the
Georgia market, at twenty-six cents per
bushcl In the sack ON the ears.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

The Maysville Eagle gives the follow
ing excellent advice to the farmers in
that vicinity Eve repeat our advice to
farmers to sell their wheat at the pre-
vailing market price as soon as they can
get it ready. There may be exceptions,
but as a general rule year after year,
this is the best and safest policy, and
brings more money than to hold it for
higher figures. Especially those farmers
who are in debt cannot afford 10 specu-
late on their own crops. and to hold them
is doing this. Our wheat in Kentucky
is ready sooner than the Northwestern
wheat, aud should be sold before the lat
ter comes into competition with il. Sell
it, gentlemen, and pay your bills to mer-
chants and take up your notes in bank.
Never hold it while you are paying in
terest at the rate Of ten per cent. Sell
and niake money plenty in your own
pockets and in those of your neighbors."
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LANES r. McCRFARY
COMMONWEALTH OF KENTUCKY.

COUNTY OF FRANKLIN.
City Of Ffunkfot
I, g. ". CRADDOCK, Secretary Of State,
certify that the foregoing is a true and perfect
copy Of an Act Of the General Assembly Of the
Commonwealth Of Kentucky, passed at its
January Adjourned Session, 1873, entitled "An
act to prohibit the sale Of spirituous, vinous,
or malt liquors in Lincoln county, and to take
vote on the same" Approved April 18th,
1885 as appears from the original enrolled bill
on file in my office,
Is TESTIMONY WHEREOF, | have hereunto
set my hand, and affixed the Seal Of
my office. Done at Frankfort, ON This
l., $. Twelfth day Of June, A. d. eighteen
hundred and seventy-three, and in the
S2nd year Of the Commonwealth.
q. w. CRADDOCK,
Secretary Of State.
ny W. IL. Boris, Assistant Secretary.
67.it
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ALEXIS Is about to publish the letters
from his American sweethearts.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01
Taking Pills.


The surfeiting we all undergo during
this season of fruit brings into action the
family pill-box. 1t is little singular
how much hunting has to be done to find
that box. The party who last needed
its services doesn't know where he left it,
and doesn't care to think of it at all,
while he whose turn now occurs isn't ex-
actly tortured to death by anxiety. We
are not quite sure but that there is a
faint hope down somewhere in his breast
that it may not be found at all. He
feels Jumps forming in his throat as he
peers among the bottles and boxes which
constitute the pharmacy at his house,
and when the box finally appears, and he
feels it in his hand, there is sensation
at the pit of the stomach as If somebody
was trying to turn that organ over with
an old brass candlestick. Some people
swallow a dose of pills without a qualm,
and afterwards go round looking as proud
and overbelring as a boy whose father
plays in a band, but the most Of us are
more delicately constituted, and counting
out dose of pills while some one else
gets the water. and observes that he
doesn't sec how any QUE eau swallow the
awful ihings, is about as serious an uR-
dertakirs as can be found on record.
There is something too awfully solemn
about il TO describe. And it Is a little
singular that while a man can swallow
whole whortleserries. cherry pits, and
even buckshot without any uneasiness at
all, yet single pill will catch in his
throat, at particularly ticklish spot, and
hang there four hours, and make faces at
his stomach. And man in a fix like
that is not exactly the party we would
select 10 concoct notices for festival.
The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1872-1881, 1873-08-01

WomES should study 10 be smart, but
never shrew-ed.
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ALL KINDS ana rRiCEss
LIFE INSURANCE.

PEcEIprs OF THE
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
Private Or Short TELEGRAPH Lines.

The magnets in the Nonpareil Telegraph i'm
struments are made of different rcSiStanccS,
and they are furnished to work lines up to
five miles in length
Persons ordering instruments to operate
lines of more than half Il mile in length
should state the length of the line. and size
or number of he wire on which they desire
to work them. in order that magnets of pro-
per resistance and the necessary amount of
battery may be furnished.
The demand for some inexpensive yet COM
plete apparatus by the means of which the
tclcgra phic art may he acquired has long
existed, and has constantly grown more w
gent. ~ The tele, ~ has come into more
general use the desire to became familiar
with its operation has also increased The
low price at which the Nonpariel is furnished
knowledge may beacquired by its use at less
than one fourth of what it would otherwise
cost. 1t also furnishes very interesting
study and practice for young men and Young
ladies for the long Winter evenings.
The Telegraph is enlsting in its service ev-
cry year more and more of the intelligent
ambitious and enterprising of the youth of
the oolu.try OF both sexes. 1t is destined to
vet mightier development, and il is imposs-
bic to foresee to what extent the demand for
tclegraphic labor may grow. At the present
time there is no surplus of good operators.
BY means ofthe Nonpariel Telegraphic APP
paratus every intelligent person may become
telegraph operator.
In addition, it will be found useful and en-
tertaining as means of establishing commu-
nication between the apartments and houses
Of friends or relatives, and between places of
business and residences.
a wire may he.run at very small expense,
and thus not only can reliable and inStanta-
neous communication be had at all times, but
persons engaged in learning to operate will
be able to acquire facility in telegraphing
much more rapidly and agreeably.
Price of Instrument and Battery, Com.
plete, $40.
With each instrument is furnished three
cells of battery. chemicals for charging bat
terry, sufficient wire for office connections and
the instruction book.
Line wire NO. 12) per mile, $780, Insulators,
including brackets 90 cents each.
These prices are but a reasonable advance
on the manufacturers rates, to cover freight
charges and expenses.
~ MANY of these instruments are in use
on Puget Sound and in Victoria, and give
universal satisfaction.
Address, JOHN NJ. MURPHY,
Agent for Washington Territory.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

To PICK HArcH1xa EGes.-It is very
essential that eggs of equal size should
be chosen for incubation. The Canada
Poultry Chronicle says that they should
be of the fair average size usually laid
by the hen they are from; any unusually
large or small being rejected. Some
hens lay immensely large eggs and
others small ones. A fat hen will al
ways lay small eggs, which can only
produce small and weekly chickens.
Absolute size in eggs is, therefore, of
but little importance. Round, short
eggs are usually the best to select; very
long eggs, especially if much pointed
at the small end, almost always breed
birds with some awkwardness in stvle
or carriage. Neither should rough
shelled eggs be chosen; they usually
show some arrangement of the organs
and are often sterile. Smooth-shelled
eggs alone are proper for Matching. 1t
is farce to suppose that the sex of a
bird can be determined by the shape of
the egg.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

SP1cED ToMAroEs.-To four pounds of
large, red tomatoes, take two pounds of
good brown sugar, a pint of cider vim
egar, half an ounce of stick cinnamon.
Stew all together in a preserving kettle,
over slow fire, until the tomatoes are
nearly cooked. Take them out and
put them on dishes to cool, letting the
strip go on simmering slowly. When
the tomatoes are cold return them to
the sirup, and finish cooking Let
them become cold before putting them
into the jars. The strip must be boiled
down until thick as molasses. and
poured cold over the tomatoes. Tie
them down with bladder or waxed pa
per.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

P1cKLEs.-Use none but the best cider
vinegar; especially avoid the sharp CO.
lorless liquid sold under that name.
1t is weak sulphuric acid, warranted
to riddle the coat of any stomach, even
that of an ostrich, if that bird were so
bereft of the instinct Of self-preserva-
ton as to make lunch of bright-green
cucumber-pickle seven times a week.
If you boil pickles in bell-metal, do
not let them stand in it one moment
when it is off the fire; and see for your
self that it is perfectly clean and newly
secured before the vinegar is put in.
Keep pickles in glass or hard stone
ware; look them over every month; re-
move the soft ones, and if there are
several of these, drain off and scald
the vinegar, adding cup of sugar for
each gallon, and pour hot over the pick
les. If they are keeping we'll, throw in
a liberal handful of sugar for every gal
lon and tie them up again. This tends
to preserve them, and mellows the sharp
ness of the vinegar. This does not APP
ply to sweet pickle.
Pickle, well made, is better when q
year old than at the end of six months.
1 have eaten walnut pickle ten years
old that was very fine.
Keep your pickles we'll covered with
vinegar.
If you use ground spices, tie them
up in thin muslin bags.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
PACIFIC HOME WASHERS.

"A good repair: Having purchased one of
y. J. MILLER'S
PACIFIC HOME WASHERS.
Quicker. and with so much less injury to the
clothes, we have no further use for The old
fashioned washboaras; Apply to u.,e,
December 81, 1872. S:tf
CLAQrATo, Dec. q, 1872.
MIR. a. J. MILLER Dear Sir: have
wi tried the Home Washer about three
months am satisfied. 1t works well and
would recommend it to all who have large
families. Mas. Ii. LEMON.
February Is, 1873. 15:m2
Mr.. MILLER: Your Washing Machine is a
perfect success now, having learned how to
use it. l would not do without it, and be-
lieve it will soon pay for itself in the wear
of clothes washed on it.
Six miles cast of Olympia.
ing Machine, and will never again wash on
board, if ! can help it. The machine suits
me exactly, as it is Il great labor saver. 1t
saves soap and does not rub off buttons or i'll
.illre the most delicate clothes.
Mr.. MILLER: have used your Machine
now for five months. l like it very much.
In fact l could not do without it. l do my
washing now in two and half hours and
am not much tired. Mr.. Brady will be up in
April and pay you for it..
NJ. J. BRADY.
Satsop, Feb. 81, 1873.
Mr.. MILLER: After using the Pacific Home
Washer YOU sent me for five months, l beg
leave to recommend it to all persons as a Ia
Dor and soap-saving machine.
JOSEPHINE HILTZ.
Olympia, April &c, 1873.
Mr.. MILLER: Your Pacific Home Washer I
have fully tested, and it does it's work we'll
and quick. If you can make it run some
easier, it will be perfect success.
l.. A. BABBESON.
Olympia, April "a, 1873.
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To the Unfortunate.
NEW REMEDIES. NEW REMEDIES,
Or. GIBBONS
DISPEN SARY.
G.3 kearncy Street,
Corner Commercial Street,
san Fra ncisCO.

Established in 1854. for the treatment of
Sexual and Seminal Diseases such as Gonor-
Seminal Weakness. Impotency; etc. Skin.
Diseases of years standing and liberated
Legs successfully treated.
DIR; GIBBON has the pleasure of announc-
principal hospitals of Europe, and has re-
Suincd practice Il his Disprnsarv, G23 Kcarncv
street. corner of Commercial. San Francisco.
where his old patients and those requiring
his services my find him.
The Doctor has spared neither time nor
money in seek ing ont new remedies and has
returned with increased facilities for the allie
Walton of human suffering.
Seminal Weakness.
Seminal emission the consequence of self
abuse. This solitary vice. or depraved SEX
,Hl indulgence is practiced by the youth of
both sexes to almost unlimited extent pro-
iuclng. with uncrrng certainty the following
train OF morbid symptoms, unless combattcd
by scientific medical measures viz:
Sallow countcnance. dark spots under the
eyes. pain in the head, ringing in the ears
noise Ii Ike the rustling of leaves and the rat
Ting of chariots, Uileasincss about the loins,
weakness of the limbs. confused vision,
hlunted intellect. loss of condolences diff
dence to approaching strangers. II dislike to
form new ac4naintancps, n disposition to
shlln society, loss of memory, hectic tlllshcs.
nimpies and various cruptions about the face,
furred tongue. frted BREATH coughs, con
sumption, night swCatS, mononlana and fire.
qucntly insanity. If relief be not obtained
persons so afflicted should apply immcdli-
atelv either by person or by letter and have
cure effected by his new and scientific mode
of treating this disease, which never fails of
efiecting a quick and radical cure. Dr. c.
will give one hundred dollars to any person
who Will prove satisfactorily to him that he
was cured of this complaint by either of the
San Francisco Qlacks.
DIR. GIBBON is responsible. and will give
to each patient a written instrument. binding
himsclf to effect a radicaland permanent cure
or make no charge.
Cured ut Home
Persons at a distance may he CURED AT
HOME 10y addrrssdw u lctterto DR.. Gibbon,
stating case, symptoms, length of time the
disease has continued, and have medicine
promptly forwarded, free from damage and
curiosity, to any part of the country, with
full and plain directions for use
Persons writing to the Doctor will please
state the name OF the paper they saw this ad-
vcrtiScment in.
BY enclosing Ten Dollars in COIN in regis
tered letter through the post office. or through
Wells, Fargo Il Co., Il package of medicine
Will be forwarded to any part of the Union.
All communications strictly confidential.
Address Or. J. +. GlBBON. 623 Kearney
street, corner of Commercial, San Francisco,
pOStof1icc box 1857.
Remember to put BON 1857 on the letter.
March s, 1873. 1S:vl
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

&c. Ellis, Assignee ofThornton +. McElroy
VS..
Geo. w. Weeks, defendant, and Hugh
Thompson, Subsequent Incumbranccr
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
FTNO George w. Weeks and Hugh Thompson,
i Greeting: You are hereby commanded
that you and each of you, personally appear
before the judge of the District Court Of the
Second Judicial District of Washington Terri
tory. holding terms at Olympia, in the Coun-
ty of ThurstOn for the counties of ThurstOn,
Lewis, Mason and Chehalis, in equity on the
first Monday in October, A. ID. 1873 toanswer
a bill of complaint exhibited against YOU in
said Court by Isaac G. Ellis, and to do further
and receive what the said Court shall con-
slider in that behalf and this you are not to
omit under penalty ON you and each of you
of two hundred and fifty dollars.
- Witness, Roger s. Greene, Esquire
!, Judge of the said District Court. at
Olympia aforesaid, on the twenty
49, fifth day Of July, in the year 1873.
j. II. HOUGHTON,
Clerk.
o. b. McFADDEN, Complainants' Solicitor.
The Defendants are required to enter APP
pearance in the above cause in the Clerks
Office of this Court on or before the first
Monday of October, 1878, or the bill will be
taken procontesso against them.
J. II. HOUGHTON,.
Clerk.
o. b. McFADDEN, Complainants' Solicitor.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
PractieaI knowledge of Telcgraphy,

with the aid of the instruction book furnished
with each set of apparatus, which has been
carefully prepared by Mr.. J.. +. Pope, and
contains full instructions not only for manip-
blating the instrument and learning to write
rnd read the Morse Telegraphic Alphabet,
nut also torthe management of batteries. and
aunning and insulation of wires and connec-
tons.
Although specially designed for Students
and Amateurs, ii is equally well adapted for
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

No Person can take these Bitters 60
cOrding to directions, and remain long unwell,
provided their bones are not destroyed by mine
raj poison or other means, and vital organs
wasted beyond the point OF repair.
Dyspepsia or indigestion, Headache,
Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness OF the
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Fluctuations OF the Sto-
mach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks,
Palpitati0n OF the Heart, Inflammation OF the
Lungs, Pain In the regions OF the Kidneys, and
hundred other painful symptoms, are the or.
springs OF Dyspepsia. One bottle will prove .
better guarantee OF its merits than lengthy
advertisement.
For Female Complaints, in young or old.
married or single, at the dawn OF wOmanhOOd,
or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display So
decided an influence that improvement Is soon
perceptible.
For Inflammatory md Chronic
rheumatism and Govt, Bilious. Remittent
and Intermittent Fcvers, Diseases Of the Blood,
Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have
no equal. Such Diseases are caused by Initiated
Blood.
They nre n gentle Purgativc a. well
ms Tonic, possessing the merit Of acting as
powerful agent in relieving Congestion or In
fammatiOn of the Liver and Visoeral Organs.
and In Bilious Diseases
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions Tetter, Salt
Eheum. Blotchcs Spots Pinipses, Pnstulcs,
Bois, Carbuncles Ring-wornls. Scald- Head,
Sore Eyes, Erysipclas Itch, Scurfs, Discolora-
tons OF the Skin, liumors and Diseases OF the
skin or whatever name or nature, are liter
ally dug UP and carried out Of the sys-
ten in short time by the use OF these Bitters.
Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR
BiTTERS the most wonderful lnyigOrant that
ever sustained the sinking system.
R. II. MCDONALD T. co.
Druggists and Gen. AgtS. San Francisco. CAL,
& cor. Of Washington and Charlton Sts., NY.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS & DEALERS.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
Pacific Home Washer

Patented April 1919
HOLDS the same relation to washing by
III hand that sewing machines dot sewing
by hand. Among all the machines invented
for washing il has no equal.
The larger size family machines are war
rantcd capable of washing fifty pieces in
twelve minutes, as thoroughly as they can be
done in one hour by hand.
litter many unsuccessful Efforts to inre,d 4 Wash
en- that WILL Not RTB or TNJ{'RE
THE FIBRE or THE CLO1IfES
il has at last been donr IN
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
RARM AND HousEnolD.

ga general invitation is extended for az
narties Interested in practical oreNpcrmcntal
agriculture To contribute To this column. II
The culture ST crops. the Improvement or care
of stock or any other matter of general inter
est give us the particulars for publication.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13
Nonpariel Teleg raph
A Z Z A r A Z U s !
D,t.ntn6 Now 1879
Patented May Z, 1877.

which is now offered to the public al
though ve,y sim lc and reliable in its opera
ton. is the result of much study and expert
mcnt, and has for some time been in prepar-
alton. 1t supplies a want which has long
been felt and brings within the reach of eve.
nv person who desires to do so the means of
ncuIlirlur
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1873-09-13

SperulatOrrllOeu.

SperulatOrrhOen.
DIR. DOlIERFl has Just published an i'm
portant pamphlet embOlying his own views
and experiences in relation to Impotence or
Nirility; being ii short treatise on Spermator-
rhoea or Seninal Weakness. Nervous and
Physical Debility consequent ON this afirc-
ton and other Diseases ot'thc Sexual Organs
This little work contains information of the
utmost value to all, whether married or sin
gle. and will be sent FREE by mail on receipt
OF SIX CENTS in postage stamps, for return
postage. Address
w. X. DOKEKTY.
San Francisco Cal
September I, 1872. 4i:lv
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