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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS
nErITION FOH DEVOwCE.-

Elizabeth NJ. George, PltA, Wood County
against Common Pleas
Sullman George, Defendi) Court.
Stillman George, uf Lvops Station, In the
County OF Ration, ard State OF Michigan, is noti-
aed that Elizabeth NJ George did, on the goth
day Of March A. y. 1873 ila her petition Ia
the office of the Court of Common Pleas within
and for the county of Wood and State of Ohiu
charging the said StillmAn George with wtllrul
absence for more than three years last past
and asking that she be div nrced frnn said
Stillman George, which petition will bs fot
hearing at the next term Of said Coart
ELIZABETH NJ. GEORGE.
ASHER Cook. Pllf4 Atty.
March 81, A. d. 1873. Az
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Three Valuable Pieces OF Property for
Saiel
One dwelling house, one hotel and one store
All situated in the village Of Petrysburg.
Enquire at the Office Of ASHER Cook.
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A TrAcIIMENT Nl1ICE.

NJ. X. Man'ey, Plt'f. ! Before A. V. Perry, J.
against r., of Middleton twp ,
Jao. W. Manley, Deit.l Woul County, Ohio.
On the l4.h day Of February, A. D. 1878
+aid Justice issued an order of attachment in
the above action for the sum of two hundred
md ninety one dollars aud sixly-six cents
1921 66). NJ. X. MANLEY.
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gerrysbnrg Suntnal
Published Every Friday Morning by
JAMES TIMMONs.
nafes Of AdvertIsing.
] local eoIumn per IIne''''
.JOR PRINTING.

Ofsvery description, executed In style defy
inE competition, and ns eheapa can be done
We give our personal attention to
all Job Work, and allow none but 6rst-elaes
work 10 leave the Office. Call and examine spec
linens.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1873-03-28

y splendid lot Of IaIes' neck ties at Cook
& JouSsoN's.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1873-03-28

Read the new advertisement Of Messrs
CooK e. JOHNSON.
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A New Hotel In Pcrnysburg.--Arti-
eles Of Incorporation were filed with the secrs.
tary Of State last week by the Psrrysbnrg
Hotel Company, with capital stock Of $50, 900,
in shares OF $50 each. The ineorporat"rs are
DR.. j. II. RuEISFRANK, ANDREW ROACH, JANEs
II. PIERCE, HESRY THoRNroN, CLrMESs LEAF
and JouS O. HoTTNAS. The losaton Of the
building is to be subject to the decision Of the
stockholders.
This Ia movement 10 the right direction
ny combined efforts OF this kind not only a
hotel but large manufacturing establishments
may be started in our midst. We have NUN
Der Of practical mechanics hore, as good aud
rs willing as any that might be imported, and
who IL encouraged by kind words, backed by
small capital to give them start. could and
would establish manufactures that would so'n
grow iats a lucrative business for the mselvcs
and the stockholders.
Subscriptisn books are now open, as will bo
seen by advertise ment elsewhere.
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SOCIETIES.

A. y. RussELL, Secretary
Perrysburg Lodge No. .170,I OCT
Stated Meetings every Tuesday Evening.
WV. CROOK, W. G. 7. .
WN. FoREXlS, W. r. 8.
Fort Meigs Division 8. of n. No. 1875
Stated Meetings every Monday evening.
~ JAS. TIMMONS, W. P.
wm. FOREMAN, Il. S.
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PERRYSBURG MARKET.
ERECTED WEEKLY BY GILBERT BEACH AND
JAMES p AYRHIII


JAMES p. AvRETLL
oEsRYsaURa, March %, s73.
Wheat 2 Lu. j 500 I 60l Flour q bl..-- 50 25
Corn q 100 fts &C.. 4Uc 0ats.---- SO0Slc
do .helled .3345II Rye ---65 c
Dressed Bee 51D &c Clover Seed " bu. 8
Pork y Dbl -. SIS 90 Chickens q b 10:
Hugs..S4 T5@5 90 Turkeys q ib..12X
Potatoes . 65@75l Beans, Navy. So 50
Dried Apples. &c Beans, common ] SO
Butter 25c Lard -.S@ l0c
Eggs Is Feathers .----. soc
Flax \ eed .---
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MATTERS.

NEW ADvERTISEmENTR:
Chiness Corn--MarshsIi & Morgan.
Psrrysburg Hotel Ccmpany-fncorpora,Ors.
Financial Statement George woddell!
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Sensation Rt Jerry City.-Jerry City
has had sensation. About year ago, a man
named Becker, from Mansfield, went to Jerry
City and put M tin store. He was nllolerably
good looking chap and had fair amount OF
brass, which, united To his tin and stoves, con-
sutuied his stock in trade. lie soon became
favorite with the ladies'. lie attended church
taught class in The Sunday Schoo, and pass
ed "a generally, as a pretty good fellow ami
Christian. Under tie cloak Of religion he was
better enabled To perform acts which Christian
never does, He gained the affection, Of a young
lady, and last week absconded to paris unknown,
leaving the Constable with a warrant unc xecu-
ted and disappointed female entirrl, :norant
as to his whereabouts. "Woe unto hypocrites" :"
-FostCria Rcuic,o.
Fair play., 1873-04-03

done had thi- RASCAL accomplished his
purpose. Of course need not tell
You we have secured tho negro also. >"
With thi. explanation the detective
departed, and We have only to add
.ha, his story WAS perfectly true;
,ha. the pair had never even been in
.he Southern States. ard thS, all tho
stories Of plantation life, and ali the
hearted servants rcmarks and
additions. hai been ~ carefully stud
led and reh-arscd beforehand, as tho
scenes OF any drama brought cut
upon the stage.
Poor Elizabe,ha Bunting mover
saw her splendid ari.;ocrst again. aai
though she wrote pcni,ent is,ter to
rocn, and .,gncd herself "his rcpen-
iant Betty rhe never saw Tom
again, either. He had loved her
dearly, but all hi. love for her ~as
yonc. Real love seldom servivrs
esteem, whatever a blind and silly
passion may 90. He wrote to Ter
to this effect, though mildly and
kindly, and he sigued himself, Your
woli- wI.her, Thoma, Trucman.
Fair play., 1873-04-03
Selected MISCELLANY.
A DAY DREAM.

In long-f,rgotten pocket.
Tied up with y silkeu buri,
/ found it only u letter,
Traced in sKirlish hand.
I read it over and over,
All, me. A. Ibid before,
In the dnys that were full Of sunlight -
The Gays that are no m re.
l dreamed Of golden summer.
Far back in joyous time,
When every day wns . poem,
Ard every hour . rhy me.
There came fragrance Of roIes
And likes and misnonette,
And sound Of svivnn music,
And the eyes that ere with me ys:
A f"od of purple sunset,
In sciniilant glory came.
Till the deep old fores,s kindlad.
And burned like Guid OF fame.
There came . girlish figure.
With billowS Of dus.Inx hair,
And she bent her lace above NE
An angel over my chair
/ cav it all in q moment,
While l held the csumbled sheet,
And then, - the vision faded,
The lsuax, gray c.ty street,
With its hateful rush and clxmor,
Came back t" n weary eyes.
All ltill the fruitless strugsie.
All, still the worthle prlxe.
Fair play., 1873-04-03
NOAM'S ARK.
If speech 10 s'lver and silence gold

! If speech 10 silver and silence gold,
! how much Is . iumh mRn worth:
! Poetic Hibcrn,an eNcisine that love
is commonly spoken ot a. ''hame,'
because 1t Is tiudcr sentiment.
81 live by my PEN said . poet,
wishing to imPrc.s yonrg lady.
"iou look A. ii you lived in ons,'
WAS the reply.
4 publisher gave a very good rea.
son tor preterring deceased authors
for living once. Ne said the former
never KEEP: him waiting Tor copy.
aid rather not take q horn with
you said ioaicr 10 the mai bull; but
tho bull insisted ON treating him to
two, and tho loaier got quite high.
Are blackemiths who make q liv-
ing by forging, or carpenters who do
II little counter fitting, any worse than
mn who sell iron and steel tor q
living?
Minnesota c!ergymcn propose to
place the future abode of tho wicked
at the >rrth P,ir, and anticipated a
y great awakening Of religious inter
est.
The injunction to "striko when tho
iron IL hot" Maj. Zeb Crnmmet says,
doe. no, apply ill \ bar room wran-
You.
The latest verde, recorded was
upon \ gentleman who explred in u
Ii; oi n.ehiIation. The jury return
cd: "bcath by hanging-round n
grog-shop."
y reporter calls woman who had
burned :our husbands 4 ''married
quadriI!alcral " This is good but
why didn't he say a fonr-cornercd
widow, and then everybody would
have understood kim.
a Mobile grocer has . pet cat
Which he has taugh, to leap upon the
scales when provisions arc being
weighed, and distract the attention vi
the purchaser by carresslng his
hands. Tho cat weighs eleven
pounds.
An exchange tells OF :n eii:or who
went soldering aud was chosen Cap
tain one day at parade, Instead OF
givin. the orders, Front face, three
PAGES forward he exclaimed, Cash.
two dollars i year in advance"
Tho Rev. DIR. Fulton, of Bos'on, in
forms the Massachusetts, Legislature
thh, on the whole, he prefers puly-
gamy TO woman suaragr, because the
advocates If " oman'- rights, a = rule,
"have no children. or very few"
"Sistcr," said one Of the brethren at
love feast, ''are you happy - Yes,
deacon, | feel a. thoash | was in Beei-
zebub's b som ~ "Not in Bre,z-hub's
bosom" "We!!, in some III The pa
triarchhs' drn't care which.
Fair play., 1873-04-03

We'll, Harry, do you love me-"
said au ugly and not very agreeable
friend Of the family 10 the pet four
vcar-nld. Il know. bat | can't tell
cause should he whipped if I did,"
was the frank reply Of the observing
chill who hal been ,augh, bv past
experience that i: was not always
safe to tell the truth abou; his Inam-
mas visitors.
Fair play., 1873-04-03
BETTY BUNTING.
Dr MARY KYLE DAiLi3.

"Gracious goodness . telegram
for ps," cried Betty Ba"'lng, from
behind tho counter Of this iitt!e STA
toners shop.
"Pa, a telegram for yon. Pa, Do
hurry" scresme.i Ars. Juaii:'s from,
the hack parlor, where she ~. >e;
ting tho tea table. "A tei.s-.m
"Pa:' cried Betty rgs!a. "PS,
where are yoa:: ?"
f, Here" cried q voice from some
mysterious regions below a ,rsp-d""i
in the snd Of tho shop. And fro,n the
aperture q head and shoulders en-
erged aomctaiug in the fashion Of TIE
toy called Jack in the Box.
"Five h!Rek inks is br,kr.' contin
nod the voice, "and i,'s ai ever the
escorted initial note. Couldn't come
before. Well nos p
"a telegram screamed Mrs
! Bunting.
"A telegram scr,smed Mrs.
Bunting.
"Plcsse to sign, sir" cried the m-s
.cngsr, presenting biz book.
"Oh, q telegram" said tn. station
or, taking the i,ai rsnciI. Who Ga
esr:n can telegraph to me? /, mn.'
be something unpleasant. Nobody
ever failed by telegraph, did they" :"
"Hey" said the boy.
"You clear out" said Mrs. Bau,-
ing.
And Mr.. Bunting, bavirg signed
tho book, walked into the back rnoE:
to got his spectacles. The ink hal
spotted his nose and daubed his fing
err, and his countcnance was wnc-hc-
gone. Miss Betty looked atter him
and sighed.
"Wbat's happened to poor pa
now ?" she said to herself. "It'> MT
anything good, Of course"
Betty !" screamed her mother at
that instant. any goodness. Well,
l never! Betty! Bct-t-e-e-e"
"Iis something dreadful" .aid
Betty; and she walked into the back
room slowly, preparing herself for
something very unpleasant.
"Look at that, Betty" screamed
her mother, "Just read that. l nsv-
or did. Before l was married tor
tune- teller told me should ride in
my coach, but never thought it
would come true. Road that, Betty"
And Betty, seizing the open COM
read a. folIows:
"NR. YoRRIcK BUNTING. Stat'oner,
Street Nsw York: Come {"
Bloomsbury Immediately. Your un-
clio Yorrick Bunting is dead. You
are bis sole heir.
FISH & ScoTHER, Bloomsbury"
"How much was he worth, pa:
asked Betty.
"Half million" said Mr.. Bunting,
10 . queer voice. "What am think
ing, my dear, is this: "ifit 10 true,
lhem there fne blanks and that there
dozen Of assorted note amt of no
"The whole shop amt of no co..
said Mrs. Bunting.
aDrat the shop. Betty, l suppose
you'll have to 60 and mind it
Thsr's some one shocking dread /
fully"
Fair play., 1873-04-03

\ gea,lprna:! ii, Massachusetts, being
threatened with q contagious disease,
said TO his ,ittit :oa. who, in Al afec-
,ionate mood, wished to embrace him
you mustn't hug inc: you'Ii catch
the scarlet fever" Willie standing
back looked in amazcment upon his
papa twho by the way, is pattern Of
proprie,y.) AMI quickly asked. Why,
papa; who did yon hug:
Fair play., 1873-04-03

i!!i HiIA!ltc>, NiafIN lli'i' AN 'ii.
Win distinguished! loohir.
man - -.;i Mi>. I:anting 20 = i;ti,
friend, IS they stood on the riazz;
one morning.
"IIe should be, replied the ether
"He il A most aIistorratic Souther
ner. His iavorte servant is witt
him, and he las told our maid ali
abou, the way they live at home.
1t is regal. lie has been introduced
/" Mrs. Spice. and she SAYS he al
miro, Us very much--v"u know We
are always together, Ec,ha--and
pines for an introduction"
Evidently he d,i not pine in vain ;
that AFTERNOON the intro laction was
made. 1t was on the piazza. The
Sou,herner seated himself near the
ladies. Black Sam stood Il, . res.
prctfui distance, by order OF his mas
ter, who had said:
"Don', go, Sam, YOU rascal. may
need something
The girls wcro in raptures. Such
elegance they had never seen; such
spIcdnor they had never hear! Of
never, in all their lives. Anecdotc
after anecdp,e confirmed their idea o.;
his wealth. Diamonds were sro.
ken Of.
"rhat reminds me-" raid Mr.. Pry-
ton, of '.iiitlc scene AZ home
Mama is rather particular about her
diamonds; quite inhse. Buys them
unset, and has them set to suit her
taste. She wanted to have some las,
Christmas. Let's see. What WAS it
ior, Sam"
"proseu: for Mss Emma, sah,'' said
Sam respectfully.
"Oh. yes. These things slips onc's
mind" said Mr.. Psyton. "rhcy
were for q necklace :or Emma.
Well, the dear Oh lady sent for one
oftho-e j-wrllcr fellows to show her
some He came GU. to the pIanta-
,ian nn l"rS-hack--was it, Sam
'N", sab. Little buggy, sab, said
Sam.
"Ani he went INTO mama's
noa.!,ir 10 -how thcm. la, ia. |
laugh when think Of 1t. Ten min
utes after. or about tha,-eh, Sam?'
Twenty, sah; Hlea-c, .ah," said
Sam.
"About twenty minutes, perhaps"
ssid Mr. pcy,on, eve heard quite a
noise Dat rushed the iewel:er frl-
lew, behind him sai.cd Mamma, quite
excited, her little white hand glitter
ing with jewels tigh, c!cnched; her
eyes flashing.
, ".Put him out" she cried; put him
cut" lie ha, had the impertinencc
10 show me L diamond with flaw
. "Reai!y she WAS tremendous. And
yen did pu, the follow into bis CON
veyance--didn't you, Sam"
"Me and Jim did, please. rah; and
he called us Nig:sers, sah,' said Sam.
( They mcnti"ncd horses. Mr.
Peyton alluded to his stables and his
pets, and Sam confirmed him in tho
statement that his f:,vor!te Casim
BubJa would allow no one but him
self TO m cunt tis saddle.
They spoke ofdinners. Mr.. Pey-
ton mentioned the banque,s they
gave at the plantation, sam smiling
sIeetulIy.
They spoke Of quarrels. Mr. Pey
ton mentioned that he had 'iought
dueIs.'
Sam, with tears in his eyes, re-
marked:
"Ol. Mi,sy was s.ee,ed to death
when Massa Charles done come home
wounded"
The ladies' were alluded 10. Sam
mentioned ",iat all tho pretty
ladies' Tell in love with Maxa Charie.
down Sout," and Was ordered away
ri "nce hy his master, with .n awful
threat OF he;,.g sen; home alone, 1.-The
s'eppc': gu, Of his place again.
"l've humcred him, You see," said
Mr. Peyton "lIe belonged to Us
bot. =, the late war. don't think
Ls'dls ,ve Ia for any temptation.
LA,u>c us, iA'li,s; Nurthern ideas
Fair play., 1873-04-03
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
Twentyeth judicial Circuit.
Circuit Judge-Wm. Carter.
Circuit Attcrney-B. b. Cahccn.
Ste. Genevieve County Onlcials.
Represcntative-R. q. Madison.
Circuit Cie-k-,Joe Bauman.
County Z" John l.. Bogv.
Sheritf-Joseph Huck
County Court Justices-William H.
pinkston, Miles A Gilbert, and Herman
Lille.
Prosecuting .Attornev-F. J. Moresu.
Treasarcr-L. Bert Vale
Asaessor-Joseph 4. Ernst.
County Surveyor-B Z. Amoreau.
Public Administrstor-S. A. Guignon.
Ste. G.nevieve County Court meets on
.h- third Mondays in January. April and
July. and first Monday in October.
Justice of the Peace Court, second Sstur-
dsv in each month.
Fair play., 1873-04-03

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POETRY.
-F.ss ss. saNsPssss sss ~ - ~ ssas sass.s,.s,y,
Sit 3 = IS.
JOAQUIN MILLER.

Like fragments II MI uncomp!etcd world.
From Icy bleak Alarka. white with spray,
To where the peaks VI Daricn liz curled
In clouds, the broken lands loom bold aud gray.
The scnn'cn nearing san Francisco BAY,
Forget the coinpas- here: with sturdy hand
They seize the wheel look up. then bravcly lay
The ship to shore by snowy peaks that stand
The stem and proud pat ican fathers vi the land.
They stand, white stars Of hcaven-stau.l, a Inc
VI climbing. endless, and eternal white.
They lOOk upon the far and flashing brine,
Upon the b,.undcss plains the broken height
u kamiakins battlcmt n,s. The flight
OF time Il underneath the untOppcd towers.
They seem to push aside The moon ut night,
To ju.ilc aud unoosc the stats. The flowers
Of Heaven iall abont their brows IN shining:
showers.
They stand, line of lifted snowy isles,
High held above u tO.-cl aud tumblct sea-
4 sca VI wood. IN wild unmc irured miles:
White pyramid. VI Faith, where mSn is free;
White monument. of Hope. that yet rhall be
The mounts 0l matchlcss and immortal SONG.
] look TAR down the hollow days; Ircc
The bearded prophets, sinplc,souicd and ttrong.
That G the hills aud thrill with eOng the needing
thong.
Serene aud satishcd! supreme! white, lone
A. God. they loom above cloud banners furlcd
They look n. cold NJ kings upon u throne:
The mantIins wings Of night are crushed and
curlcd
A. feathers curl The elements are hnrlcd
From oif their bosoms, aud are biddrn 60,
Like evil spirits. 10 an uLdcr- world.
They stretch from Cariboo to MEXICO,
A line Of battlrtcnts iu everlasting sn0w.
-OrerLdad MOnkhIy, ApriL
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The following singular incident, which
occurred on the night of the 18th Of Novem
Der. when the mcteors Of the November pc.
rkM wers due. 10 narrated in letter from
Mr.. Bobin Allen, Secretary to the Corpora
,i"n Of the Trinity House, to the President
If The British Royal S,c'ety, which appears
In the last number Of the Proceedin0s. The
letter runs thus-''l am directed 10 acquaint
you thu, "n tho 18th Of November last, ut
.. m, 4 nele"r burs. against the Seven
Stones light vessel, belonging I" this ccr>
porstion. and moored about nine and half
miles csst by north of the Sicily Islands.
and that II has been reported that the watch
were struck senscless for short period,
seeing nothing Lefore the shock, but that,
on recovering, balls IF fire. like large stars.
were failing in the wafer like splendid dr'-
works, ana tina, the decks were c"vered with
cin.lers, which crushed under the sailors
feet Us they walked. It appeared, the men
said, rs II something WAS passing swiftly
and met with the obstruction If the vessel
xnd burst. The Superintendent repDrts
,hs, the men ssy that there WIS very DE-,
eided smell If birthstone, hut adds tha. they
did not mention that until he asked them.
There is rrsson to fear that the c,ndcrs
were all washed off the decks hy the rain
and The seS before daylight. and il happened
also unfortunately, that the men did not
thi. K to observe the e'mnasses "
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0ooh's Real Name.

II is said that the Chinese declare that
NOal,'s real name was All BM, and that he
resided in Pckin. Unfortunately NOah's
family bible was hst in the flood, and We
cannot ascertain from It exactly what his
name Was. His door plate also seems to be
missing, and he had very Careless way Of
neglecting to mark his shirts; 10 We are
baiilcd in that direction. We have inquired
at the Library for copy Of the Pekin di.
rcctory Of that date. to SER II Noah really
figured in its pnge; but the only copy any
Ut them had was out. For our part, VIC do
rot believe his name was All BOO. or tina,
lie resided ih Pekin. These Chinxmen claim
everything that is going from gunp'wder I"
newspapers. If We give then any gOund
on the Noah business, the first thing
We know they will be out with the assertion
that the ark was insured in the Pekin Mutu-
sl company, that Noah used to give the
newspaper people free tickets 10 20 and
ws'ch the saimsls perform. TIE interests
of Chris iani,y require that We should be-
leve the Bible.
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The PRESS MEN Ar WAsuJxGTox. The
reporlers' gallery wss dsussiy packed, and,
ln.kiug aruuud, made the mentAl calcu
ls,ion M to how much If the American press
were subsssvient 70 politicians About "
psrsons were In the gallery and around The
tanks Ut il OF these, fa!ly - were Eas,
uuf,,nching mcn, sccussomsl - hste :
,o,undrsl, aud u know him BY he seoss Of
smell. These men srs generally yoong. bat
vOrlily>wise, no fanatics, and Recognizing
,hsir coossi,ueucy 70 ~ the injured public,
aud often TO sslf.rsspecsing % attempt 70
agree with ssch 0tAes. 4 the newspspss-
press, 10 iis bsttss asnss. ever goes Into eau.
css. les The aag of sbs cosnisy b. hauled
down! Aboat - nsn u The rcpes'ers' gaa.
cry % ibis occasion were the representatives
of ,he job political press; and you can tei'
them BY waat Of las,.s u The eyes, q inor>
disa,s slsbisisy, and thas psfs sxpression
which iustmaesd that III tAis attempt n
expose ssy Ieysi tody ~ ssss noasssss.
TIE ~ % sbs oecspases Of the gaISsey
wsss whas ~ ell hsaGuss-os of ~ pssss.
.-espdy SoaklsG edie1sial MIA cd ehapa
holslsg gslcesSsyaasy sswsDaps s.pAes. ord
dkeAas.ed jdIess VT selek . = e Ny
ven ssbssevisg ssass sase1l f6sselos = II
iosssol. A11gDshse: thspsss ee0ssk -
IDcGesl o. - ~ vsa0s10 = -
nooo buonoD - - a00o)v pol1tno
6oeGgihA~oAe0e lohs1 5euqo04 a.as
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Later yavo1tioAS.
Am ing reported inventions arc

AW snS IepOSteu lUteutWus arc.
A printing press that sets it own type.
writes its own editorials, and stirs up delin.
quent subscribers. 1t answers very well for
. clothes press, or u sub.soil pillow. thresli.
ing machine, and is warranted IL press the
question. or press forward.
A brick ship, 10 sail the mighty waters Of
tue Atlantic. 1t has . granite foundation.
with fiue cellar and u good we'll, with y
free-s.one paved walk running in front of it
1t the rate Of ten knots ~ hour.
A simple pot.hock, wni. h you can unfold.
and it makes . nice spring Oon"ct for your
wife; and II is equally easy 10 turn it intoun
uverc'at, or you can use it for u hau'lkcr.
chief vr standing collar.
A compound lvolhpick, which will pick
anything Ovt Of hollow tooth frOn =
shoulder IT neat u u tr'ths'he. YOU un.
fold i. and 6el,nld YOU have step ladder /;
give i, another twist, and ihen YOU have .
Uue hOrs> drsy; reverse it, ani you have y
outage with three ruOns and Ill acre lot.
An umbrella, 81 unL.gOuisl!c ~ water that,
if you should txI1 iu the RIVER with it, you
would c''me out perfectly dry. 1t is alI"'
gelher unnecessary even u l'ld il over you
in storm. Fold il up and il is . Walking
cane, press op spring and il is Coal scut
tie; turn it inside on, aud i, is plug In, ;
lurn II again and you have pair of 6Oo.s.
Every body gets dry VIII" carries it.