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The New York herald., 1873-10-02

RR1 7TH Av., BETWEEN 18th AND 10Th STS.,
CC1 grocery store.-As good cook understands all
kinds Of cooking poultry, game and excellent in break
The New York herald., 1873-10-02

CITUATiON WANTED-BY A YOUNG WOMAN IN A
- private family professed cook; understands both
French and English cooking; where there q Kitchen
maid preferred; city ference 10 honesty anl capa-
Office.
The New York herald., 1873-10-02

. WEST 44TH STA YOUNG GIRL AS CHAMBER
u maid and watress waitress alone in a private
fsmily or boarding house is willing and obligng; best
city reference.
The New York herald., 1873-10-02

XIX I'D AVA RESPECTABLE GIRL AS COOK
Otc in private family; willing to assist with wash
ing and ironing; best city reference.
The New York herald., 1873-10-02
SITUATIONS wAsrED-FEnALEs.

R1Q WEST 18TH STA RESPECTABLE YOUNG
CIO woman as cook; understands soups meats and
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
sfuerc AsloNe TnE IspIAvs.

It can hardly be regarded as sur
prising, writes humorist. that we
have Indian wars, when we reflect
how pefsistently the pale face deludes
the untutored savage. There was
SiiInmer. Slimiaer was Q peddler.
On his way to the Pacific coast, nc
stopped over night IN a village be-
longing to the Shoshone Indians.
Simmer amused his entertainers IN
the evening by playing .Kathleen
Aayourneen' upon an accordion.
When be had squeezed out the tune
three or four hundred times, the
Shoshone chief told Simmer be
would give anything to possess sueh
an instrnmen as that. Then happy
thought struck Simmer. He had
six hundred pairs of bellows, whicls
he was taking out to q settlement iu
Oregon, and, with quaim of con-
science, he disposed of them on the
spot to the chief at two hundred and
fifty per cent, advance on the cost.
That morning Simmer left. For the
next two days the chief remained at
home, working one pair of bellows
after another IN a vain eDdeavor co
evolve kathleen Mavourneen" from
the nozz!es; and, when he had strain
ed himself until he burst three or
four blood vessels, his wives took q
hand. Then all the members of the
tribe tried; aud fhe medicine man
seized one pair and fed to the woods.
and howled over i ard screeshed,
and sat on a fence and worked the
handles up and down until he faint
ed, aud not a solitary note of s'keth-
leen Mayourneenh disturbed the i'm
pressiye solitude of the vast wilder
ness. And they caught white man
and drove a stake through him, and
built a bonfire on his bosom, and
made him try; and he even failed tc
organize concert upon the MaSour-
neen basis. And now, whenever you
meet Shoshone Indian anywhere.
he always asks if you know a man
named Simmer. They are looking
for Simmer. They want him. They
want to lead him out to some retired
spot and remove his cuticle, and chip
him of little by little until they work
down to his skeleton.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
THE uUsEoRs or MOVING.

The first Sunday in the new house
is a notable dag. There is an entire
absence of old landmarks, and q
strange, wierd newness on every
thing, and you can't find your shaving
soap. You start for a scuttle Of
coal, but you don't see the scuttle.
II il IN the bottom of an old barrel
in the garret. You take the drip
ping pan. When you change your
shirt You look for it first 1t is In
one of the bureau drawers, which
are piled one upon another in the
parlpr, aud you find you have got to
lift half ton of carpets aud feather
beds before you can get down to tbe
drawers. After you have lifted them
all down and searched them through,
it is remembered by your wife that
the desired garment Is in one of the
barrels, the one in the shed, she
thinks, although it may be the one
in the garret, and yet it would be
Just like the stupid carman to have
carried that barrel down in the
cellar. A bed-quilt comes out first,
then pie tin, next piece of cold
ham, neatly done up in your vest and
packed away IN the missing scuttle,
Below is an assortment of iron ware
and length Of stovepipe, loaf OF
bread, q couple of towels and roll
ingfpin. You begin 10 expect You
will eventually come upon a coal
mine, and perhaps some dead friend.
Then you go down in the barrel
again, aud come up with a pleasing as
sortment of stockings and half
emptied medicine bottles. The way
you come up this time leads you to
consider the barrel itself. 1t has
caught in the back of your vest, and
made the cloth let 60, it took off
one half of the sleeve, and left a
sensation on the back of your hand
as if a bonfire had ragged there. 1t
is quite evident that the cooper was
called away before he commenced to-
clinch the nails. You voluntarily
grasp 1.-The rolling pin and look
around as if you half expected to see
him. Then you call the girl to re-
pack the barrel, aud start up stairs
to look for something that is easier
to find, but finally change your mind,
and pass the balance of the day in
digging carpet tacks and worthless
wood from the palms of your feet,
and concocting lies about the wealth
of your uncle. aud the moon looks
through the window at night, and
touches up with glow of FURNISHED
silver several lengths of stovepipe,
half dozen odd chairs, sheet of
dirty zinc, and barrel with bed
quilts foaming over the top.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

i
the deadi / wished my spirit was
back in the dead body, and no sooner
was it wished than / was back in my
own frame, and looking at him
through my dead eyes, though they
were closed
He had been quiet awhile, but
now again his calmness left him.
Once more he threw himself beside
me and laying his face against mine,
gave way to his sorrow. ooh, my
love, why do you leave mel Oh,
that had been here, the power Of
ten thousand graves should not have
taken you from me; bad you known
of my love you could not have left
mel Anniel Annieil Oh, God,
never again, never againi She is
dead--dead -Adead! And then he
threw himself on the floor with
Epoans and tearsr.
Such means, such tears, they must
have softened the heart Of God. Oh,
that could have said, II love you,
Robert;' that / might once more
have the eye lids raised, and Ee
could look into my heart and see
how full it was Of love for himi So
full Of pity was /, that. forgetting
that my body was dead, I tried, as Of
old. to open my eyes-Gredt Hear-
eRi The eye iids ratsedf Perhaps God
ltNas going to give me one moment OF
life again, to comfort my love. Let
me try 70 speak his name. could
nAope my lips. I sent q prayer OF
thanks 10 God, and tried again.
"RobertF'
It was but whisper.
''Robertp
Still he did not hear.
"Robert.
He heard me. my God, what il,
that?'
"Robertl"
"Oh! God, I thank thee. She ID
not deadp
"RobertW
"My darling?"
81 love you"
THANK Godp'
And then knew no more again
for hours. When next opened my
eyes, Robert was sitting beside me
with my hand in his, and good old
Doctor Mathers was beaming upon
me. as be must have done when first
he held me. And then love battIed
with death for me, and love was the
couqderor.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
NBANY BAH HOUSE!
SOMETHING NEW IN DENTISTRY

DR. z. o. sBTETH, DENTIST,
KAs LOCATED IN ALBANY -
and has the new invention -
IN plate work, which consists in I1y
inserting teeth in the mouth without covering
the whole roof, as heretofore. It gives the
Hsarsr the free use Of the tongue to the roof Of
the mouth in talking and tasting. It is the
Smith 3 PurVine patent.
NrTeeth extracted without pain. Plates
mended, whether broken or divided. Once one
door east Of conneg's Bank, up stairs.
E7n45ff
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

Too MANY RABBrrs. unfortu-
nate snake in Tennessee recently
swallowed a rabbit and then at
tempted to crawl through a fence,
but was stopped by the internal rab-
bit when about half way through
while in this quandary another rabbit
was, as one of our contemporaries
would say, convenient, and the snake
swallowed him likewise; so with a
swallowed rabbit on each side of the
hole he was crawling through, he
stuck. and was killed during the pro-
cess of digestion. This snake re-
minds one of the Radical party Just
now, with the salary grab of Grant
on one side of the fence and the elo-
quent denunciation of that grand
larceny on the other, the reptile
seems doomed to die with its belly
full of thievery. PiitSburg Post.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
TRUTHFUL JAsrEs TO TIE EDrrof
tYEEgA. Is7gj

TRUTHFUL JAHEs TO TrE EDrTo1t
rYnEgA. 49,
Which It IS not my sty1e
10 produces needless pain
By statements that r1ic
Or that go gin the grain.
Bat here's Captain Jack Sun a Hvfn,, and Ny6
has no skeip ON his braipi
On that Caucasian head
There fs no crown of hair,
1t has gone. it has fisdi
An Echo sez "wbers, =
And I ask. rs this Nation White Mans. and
is generally things on the sqeare9',
She was known In The camp
An 'sSye's other squaw."
And folks Of that stamp
Hez no rights in the Law,
But Is treacherous, sinful and sllrny, a. E75
might fIsy' we'll known before.
But she said that she know
WbeFe the Inlins was hid,
And the statement was true,
For IL seemed that she aid;
Since she led William where he wascovetsdb by
Seventeen Modoeks, and-sfidI
Then they reached for his haif:
But Nye sez. by the Law
vi ATOMS iorDear--u0 more,
And looks 80 be treated. you hear me?-ase 8
pris'ner, nris'ner Of wari"
But Captain Jack arose
And he sez "1t's too thin.
such statements as thoae
It's too late TO begin.
There's u Aodoc Indictment agin you. o Pale.
face, and you're goin' lns
'You stole seonchlu's squaw
Ia the year siztytwos
II 'Eas Ia fsiKty-Four
That Long Jack you went through,
And you barned Nasty jim = FSneheTfa AID his
wives and bis paspooses toe.
This gun In my haad
Was sold rae " you
'Cainst the law Of the land.
And grie.ts Il Is trae."
And he buried bis face in bis blanket and weps
as he hid II from view.
''Buf you're tiled and condemned
And skeIfsfilg's your DOOM"
And he I1arztsd nnd he beInmed-
But why this resume
Hs was skslped 'gnifist the custom Of Satlonss
aud cut Og Ike rose In is bloom.
So tasks without guile.
AEd tnist not IN vain.
nttls u the style
That Is going 70 obtain
II here's Captain Jack stiII Twin aad Sys
with no skeip on his bEaing
-BRET IfARTE.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

HAD TO EXPRESS HER FEELINGS.
few years since there was Presby
terian minister at Columbus, Miss,
who had horror of shouting IN
church, which fact was we'll known
to his congregation. One day, after
be had preached very spiritual ser
mon, an old lady was observed to
leave the church in very hasty
manner. Meeting her few days
after, the minister asked her why she
had rushed from the church so sud-.
denly the Sunday before. "Well, :"
she responded 1.-The fact is, was SO
filled with grace in listening to your
sermon, that I found I couldn't con-
tain myself, so I ran over to tho
Methodist Church across tho way and
shouted"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

A Memphis paper says that a chap
wandered into the Mayors Office in
that city recently, and asked per-
mission to look at the book in which
the names of candidates for Office are
entered. The clerk blandly asked
him what Office he was running for,
when he replied. "Wall. / dunno;
thought I'd look over and go for any
vaoancy that might turn up. I'm
beastly fond Of or6s. "
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

A book agent recently invaded a
snug cottage in Pittsfeld. Mass.
where be. found bright-looking lit
tie woman sewing by window. So
he began to descant volubly on tho
merits of the book which he had for
sale. This he kept up for half an
hour, and as the little woman made
no answer, he concluded that he had
found customer. He handed her
the pen. which he bad ready for her
to make her subscription; whereup
on, instead of putting her autographs
on the list. she wrote upon scrap
Of papel, from her work-box, Hae
defe andl dun. It was too much for
the disappointed man, and he evacus
ated the cottage without saying an
other word.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
WILLAMETTE
TRANSPORTATION COMPANY.

TRoM AND AFTER DATE UNTIL FUR-
ther notice, the Company will dispatch a
boat from Albany to Corvallis on TUESDAY
snd FRIDAY Of each week.
Also viii dispatch 3 boat from Albany for
Portland and intermediate places on same dave.
lsaving comstoek 4 Co.'S wharf,
Ezra Ct reduced rates. J. D. BILES,
Des. 1o, 1871. Aesnt.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18
RATES Or Aiy GarIsSe

Business notices N the Local Columns. rs
cents per line. each insertion.
For legal ard transfent advertisements e IN
per s9usre of IL lines. for the fret insert;oo,
and 81 90 per squire for each shbsequest ii
seftion.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-07-18

A worthy old farmer, who was BIZ
ing worried in his cross examination p
by lawyer in Maines excialnietE !.
Look here, squire, don't yon ask +
good many foolish questions9
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29

u.s. will be the duty OF judges jury and II is not for
20 investigate In advance do not say the Senate
has no power to investigate the conduct of individual
where the investigation becomes necessary in consider
ing some public measure upon which We have to pass in
our legislative capacity but that CASE The
paper just read by the ycePresdent Informed us that
certain charges duplicating his private character have
been made the subject OF investigation elsewhere With
that we have nothing to do, unless 1t comes to
us In the mode appointed by the Con-
stitution, and we have right by any
investigation Of ours TO oresa the action OF the House
OF Representatives or 70 affect that investigation any
way whatever, either favorably unfavoraby. can
very well understand the motives which induced the
VceProsdent TO make this communication to the SEN
ate and can very well understand why he should ask
this body. over which he presides TO investigate this
matter, but he has made mistake and however honor
able may be his motives In asking the investigation the
Senate ought not TO order it, hope therefore, tnat the
Senator from Indiana (Pratt will press this motion.
The President pro TEN tanthony) then put the ques-
ton, and the motion lost, Mr. Pratt alone voting
the affirmative.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
OBITUARY.
REV. ADAM sEDGWICR.

The Rev. Adam Sedgwick, an eminent Brit
sh geologst, died. yesterday, in England He WAS born
Dent Yorkshire, in 1885, and graduated at Trinity
College Cambridge. in 1903 The year following he be-
fellow OF the college, and in 1918 succeeded
Prof. Hailstone woodwardan Professor OF Geology
IN the university. Between 1879 and 1882 be Pres
dent OF the Geological Society of London AS geoogist
he gave his attention chiefly TO the study Of the pseo
zoic and crystalline rocks of England and Wales He
contributed "a Synopsis Of the Classification Of the
British Paleozoc Rocks" to Prof McCoy's descriptive
catalogue OF the British Palsozoc Fossils contaired
the university collection. His remaining geo
logical works consist of numerous papers published In
scientific periodicals. and the Transactions Of various
societies In 1884 Mr. sedgw ck became Prebepd OF Nor
wich He a conspicuoEs opponent OF Mr.. Charles
Darwn's theory of the origin species by Of
ural selection. and esteemed associate Of the
great geoogists Of England In 1853 he wac elected
corresponding member OF the French Institute.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
FOREIGN NOTES.

Yellow fever was raging at Rio de Janeiro
on the IIth OF January
The Hon. j. C. Chapais, Receiver-General
Of the Dominion OF Canada shas resigned
The rumOr of "a projected marriage between
a British Prince and Russian Grand Duchess u pro
nounced 10 he without foundation
The Portuguese Court goes into mourning
theaters will remain closed one week.
Mr.. Lowe, the Chancellor of the British
Exchequer. has again declined to entertain any pro
posals for the repeal OF the malt tax.
A royal decree has been promulgated by
the Italian Government, whereby the State formally
takes possession Of l6 converts in Rome.
The German Admiralty have decided to
build large ironcads at present but strengthen
the coast defenses by monitors and torpedoes
Prince Napoleon disavOws all responsibility
for the recent newspaper announcement Of his views in
regard the future policy OF the Bonaparte family
A severe earthquake took place in Salvador
on the 2sth December last 1t caused some damage TO
the church and houses in the town Of Chinameea and
even some lives said 20 have been lost An eruption
OF the volcano Of San Vicente is given as the Immediate
cause.
Mr.. Cline, the Commissioner representing
Englands interest in the CLAIMS Investigation AT Wash
ngton has returned Montreal with the dispositions
OF Mr. Scheler Clerk of the Crown Mr.. Carter Queens
Counsel and Mr.. Mclaughlin, Chief Of the Water Police
upon connected with the st. Albans raid The
testimony OF these gentlemen Is completely at variance
with the report that said scheme was eoncocted IN
Canada and establishes the entire Ignorance OF tho
authorities respecting the designs OF the raiders
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29

agreed that no man should be confirmed nniess nc o
produce vouchers that ne Is an orthodox hepuohoa"
Among those whose confirmation lie reported 10 DO u
ferred are Messrs Lucan Tucker Robinson, Thompson
Johnson, Johnston, and Peabody.
GENERAL PRESS DISPATCHl
The Republican members Of the Senate held caucus
tonight with closed doors IL Is supposed 10 nave Deoh
in connection with matters relating TO the Harbor Mas
ters aud Post Wardens nominated. the other day. py
Gov. Dix. II appears that the Governor found psc
tce in vogue here concerning these appointments whch
he did not justified in following For several years
past the selection OF officers has been senators
who picked them up in various parts OF the STATE Inc
which the Governor considers Ineffective says these
officials shall their appointment reside In New
York. IL has no provision which requires fitness or
qualification for the Office. so the Governor In the nrst
place. ignored practice referred to above, and made
his own seections and then chose those who he was
assured possessed the proper qualifications Tor the
Offices and az TO Thompsonthe selection OF whom mas
been crcised-the Governor says 1t is possible ne IL
not good selection, but that, he says can easily De
remedied
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
THE CAUCA "INsURRECTIoN."

THE AFFAIR A PLAN OF THE PRESIDENT TO IN.
FLUENCE ELECTIoNs-THE RESURRECTION
DECLARED ENDED.
PANAMA, Jan. 1S.-The insuTectiOn IN the
State Of Cauca which at time threatened TO take
dangerous proportions with reference TO the peace OF
the Republic In general, and also TO endanger friendly
relations with the neghborng Republic OF Ecuador has
happily come end. The whole air seems TO have
been nothing more nor less than ruse OF Gen. Mos
quera the present President OF Cauca TO control the
next elections for President He began by accusing the
church authorities OF trying to excite hostile feelings
among people against both the State and the General
Government, and by allowing some Of the military
and civil authorities TO commit despotic acts
on the persons and properties Of the Con
servatives. The latter retaliated, and conflict
took place in Paste. The country was declared
to be in state of war; and the militia Of the state called
out All this has not however, been successful IN sesu
ing the election OF Gen Mosqueras favote canduate
Santa Cooma of Panama notoriey for the next res ISL
for Cauca Seeing that he could not carry out MS
views, veteran General at once turned round
granted amnesty 10 all those concerned In what he
called rebellion and madehis peace with the Bsnop OF
Pasto and the church. He appointed day OF thanks
giving for the OF peace and has left PoDa
van to In Congress at Bogota as the repre-
sentative for the State OF Cauca.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
FOREIGN NEWS.

CONSTITUTIONAL SCHEMES IN FRANCE.
CONCLUSIONS BY THE COMMITTEE OF THihTf~
PRESIDENT THEIRS TO APPEAR BEFORE THE
COMMITTEE on FRIDAY.
PARrs Tuesday, Jan. a. 1873
The Committee of Thirty have concluded their
discussion on the subcommittee constitutional project
After passing resolution affirming their power TO deal
with the constitutional questions which they have taken
in hand they adopted amendments to the decree pro
posed by the subcommittee which provide for tie crea
ton OF second Legislative Chamber Tor new eiec.ora
law and for restricting the Presidents privilege OF aa
dressing te Assembly 10 occasions when bills before
if. The draft OF the decree as amended will be sub
mtted to President Theirs with another amendment
which is yet in allegiance permitting the Executive ON
Ger to speak the Chamber all important interpea
tions of the President Theirs Will appear
before the Committee Friday, and explain bic views
on the proposed decree.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
TELEGRAPHIC NOTES.

The Boston Board Of Aldermen, with but ono
d,sss has passed order directing the trustees Of the Pebble
IIbrsu 4 it sunday Afternoons
..James Torpey, young man, recently married
spd residing In Benout Mass hs hosdsy b5sAs
fhroagh the Ice In pond and drowned
William II. West has resigned bis position n
Jadge Of Jhe Supreme Cos Of Ohio take sss fsb 10 wa,ss
ssose o. sasdasAy ssppsintea 70 al the vacancy.
Judge Busteed has appointed w. L. Lanier re-
Of the Selma Rome and DAtos Railroad bill Sled Asss
oth administered according V yrs1t, s
eans
....E B. K Christian, Clerk Of the new Kent
County Cos suicide kekmond yesterday b. ss
his ugusr with uAls a Of tsnssrsrv issssn,
caused By The death Of his vile
Edison Hunt Of Concord, Mas Aee n. VA.
hld vhls sshns en- the railroad sseh ysssssy vsy -
sssesl as eSsy ~. .ssn ss ne ssasss nssvs ~
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
THE VIENNA EXHIBITION.
sOyEREIGNs AND OTHER CELEBRITIES WHO ARE
m

TO BE PRESENT.
LONDON. Tuesday Jan. 2s. 1873.
The Prince of Wales, who is President OF
the British Commission will probably assist at the open
ing Of the Vienna Exhibition. The Shah of Persia will
also be present as his visit Europe IL placed be-
yond doubt The Emperor william will visit st. Pc
tersburg the end OF May and Will proceed thence 70
Vienna accompanied by the Gar dispatch from Get
gne states that Prince Nicholas the Hospodar OF Mon
tenegro, is preparing to attend the Exhibition.
PARIS. Tuesday. Jan. %, 1873.
lie Sor says President Theirs will visit the Vienna EH'
hbion after the payment Of the fourth mard OF the
war indemnity, and may meet N. Bismarck there.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
THE CARLIsT NsURRECTIoN IN SPAIN.

LARGE FORCE ROUTED-THE INSURRECTlON
CONSIDERED CRUSHED.
MADRID, Tuesday, Jan. 2s. 1873.
Gen. Gonzales, commanding the royal troops,
routed large force Of Carlst insurgents led by the
Cure OF Santa Cruz Thirty-fve Carsts killed.
many wounded, and 20 taken prisoners. band under
Cassantc Bare also been dispersed. The nsurecion
is considered completely crushed
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
THE MODOC EXCITEMENT.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 2S.-On the morning OF
the 18th nst Capt Jack attacked Col Bernardo camp
st the end OF Tule Lake. repulsed One Indian
killed and three wounded All the horses OF the red
men were captures. The troops suffered no loss.
The people at Yanquins Bay. Southern Oregon, are
greatly alarmed and apprehepsve Of Indian raids and
massacres The women and children OF Elk City were
taken on board the onetsa for safety. The
picketea themselves about the town and are build
ing block-house Many families have iefs the place
and gone to Benton County for safety.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
THE CONGRESS SCANDAL.
MR. OnLFAx FURTHER INVOLVED.

rus BANK ACCOUNT TELLS STARTLING STORY
THE CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE AGAINST
HIM VERY STRONG-HIs ONLY WAY OF
nSCAPE-A SENATE COMMITTEE REFUSED
HIM.
New-York tribune., 1873-01-29
ALBANY.

THE LEGISLATIVE SITUATION REVIEWED
DISSATISFACTION IN THE REPUBLICAN RANKS
PARTISAN DIFFERENCEs-A SWEEPING MEAS
URB OF REFORM-A REPUBLICAN sENA-