The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-10-09

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name ola ucmbtt e. Congress, mssai
haaesi
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tslas esHdts. beeagss he VIII smoke
wbsn De Is going oat.
A great sargleal operation. To taks
fhe ahsft oui 81 ygaug usu, Aud the
1ae cot n 0 se3ld.aR woman.
Almost aay roaag lady Ass public
urt ea8aEh 80 hzEe Aeg fathers bouss
ased esa e8aa bouse.
Why IS EifsiBg your sweetheart Ike
ra35aF soap wish a tork1 Because d tskss
long time 70 get enough d g.
The Nlad.YourO wn. Business Soei-
ety needs more members, snd there are
CREST many people wb3 ought to Join &c,
--ladla, my boy, nld an Irish o1aaer
toa friend On BIZ arrival 81 Calcutta u
she Gaesi climate under the snu; but a
.ai af " gounR fellows come om here
aua gbeg drink sud they cat, and they
trnk sud they die, aud after that they
auts home 20 their parents a pack Of lies
aBd a., Il was ybe climate ihat killed
fbcm.
"A certain usar-sigbted iaay could
newer be induced to almi, toe TACT bat
persisted ln declaring that ber sight wai
excellent One day a wagsish ucigbbor
stuck a uetsIo 100 tbc side Of barn, and
placing her ou the other side Of ths road
asAed her II ,he could see it. Oh yes
.be replied, looking 10 the direction in
Iicated bot where's the barn.
some time ago an lrishmau was con
Aieted OF felony, aud sentenced to death
On the day Il was TO be carried into etiec
hs received = reprleye, bis Innocence hay
1ug, after bis trial, been satisfactorily Is
t,hIl.hed. The fellow had a wife. a ter
riblu yiaiu, who lived At a distance, ans
whose presence he dreaded more thai
daath. With hope Of accomplishing
aual separation, be wrote to her the dal
aller be received the reprIevc, with th
ililosiug effect;
Dear Mary, I was hanged yeslerda
sud died like man No more at pres
rn, from your loving husband, till deaf
Jpcs Us part
Il southwestern man recently fol-
var4led to Washington eighteen mutlli
"A three-cent postage stamps, aud moo
.,uy asked The Postmaster-general
her send him good ones in return Q
nhkc IL right by giving him an appoin
.ueut Of some kind.
4 newly marrietWnan took his brid
t,4a tour to Switzerland for the hone'
s,oou, aud when there induced her TO a
rrnpt with him the ascent Of one Of Il
iahest peaks The lady who at hon
had never assembled higher than a churc
aas much alarmed, and had to be ca
rod by the guides with her eyes bliur
jded, so as not to W ilness the horro
It the passage. The bridegroom wake
Rose 10 her eIpostulating with her
g., her fear, lie spoke ia honeymoC
hispcrs bat the refraction of the air "
.ueh that every word was audible.
You told me, Ienora, that you alwa
t,t happy, 10 matter where You wer
b., long as You were ~ my compan
hen why are yoa not happy nowI
Yes. Charles, did, replied She sobbil
u,sterically, but never meant above /
.tnw line,
dennis O'Shaughuessy thus adyt
lees in the Columbus, Ohio, Republica
ercby give notice that my wife, Bird
has LEFT my bed and board, and | "
fl pay any debts OF her contracting,
ua are not married. aud never were
The following tender missive "
escd up in the ladies sitting-roC
railroad depot; Dear Chas do y
I've me as much As You did at gu
t.e to twelve last night: say you {
Arrest, and it viii give me spirit to
Town and tackle those cold beans
..sf iram Yesterday.
~Esgu after bog &c, le be- ,iX {
~ it. they ata,ntjnc- SIT, queer thing.
is.tar by a correspondent ptoyes;
4 few year. ago, a student st. b
1rge, iauky siN-iootcr from the ba
sds, wa. Introduced to me as
animate for the season. rfcparstt
leaving fof dinner remarked, at
ae time handing him key
That Is my key 10 the door, aud h
yours.
lie studied the door ior some nome
- iutently, amt st last broke
a ID;
Wal--ya.s where under the ga
.ass s. nay ket-hoies
coNNUnIAL pELtCtTh.