Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1873-04-23


The bump of dcstructivencss-a
railroad collision.
When a mans neck-tic is united,
how untidy iio looks!
The women in the Sandwic!,
Islands liye, for the most part, q
sliittless life.
Physicians say mosquitoes have in
their veins some Of the best blood i'll
the country.
Why is L the saycst letter in the
alphabet? Because it is always III
iun.
Why does q photographer use Il
black c!oth? To make his caincra
obscurer.
A Detroit furniture man hung out
= card inscribed Buggy! for s:!c:'
and placed it upon secondhand
bcdstead.
Denver has q new hotel with bul-
Ict-proof walls. You can 81, in per-
feet safety and listen to the shooting
in the next room.
The Chicago Post rcjoices over the
fact tina. New Jersey has scrambled
out OF Tom Scott's pocket"
The Sharon Herald. noticing the
annro,ch of Tho "I.lac,, Croos,"
wi.c,y remarks: ..This is suDcr-
arons nrriormauco while the cross
iugs are so muddy"
a Silver City miner remarked,
after attending Il nraver-meeiin" :.
few weeks nmn. that If "was the lirsi
time hc had Irarn the word OF Coz.
handled fnr ,.loso onto forty YEAR,
con,cnnorory sneals of the find
;r- of sl,miI H. a wcii in the ionr.
,n,.d .,f nmn nr tho ci,;ynus Of -, Erv
i:m,,i.na ,,yu aud inunrcn,Iv ~.
,,,,1t.. ,t,t ,,a ncrsnn tn WYNN ,h,
.Enri or,rinslIv bclonmrd ia GrnI
S.,.,.:,,. a,.,
LEc pFcs'ucl' VI -''sit i'!e s'ire'
ra.l"a! rcsPohue1 TO "s''i''.H ioi
rn.L ," ,!oHI - .,oi,;,.r nj. r.ntw VII ..WciI
,.'',, "", ,ra,,:t .',.n I, innr II rnn a.,
~" ; W." o,,, 60. ,i,n7,s III Va ~,,
p"s m ~. oto"t o -, '"'' ''' ~ 81
"a, "Do"' ~
ieAas person n"' l',, pec', ss,.'
10 PRISON l"f term Oh t"rte year.
tor s stsanns !hrce atcetue"ns' h'
''rs' sia.ee .niS penalty ~on,! seen, !,
aS,n;,toJ .Lat bn ,ph ;mta,,,aI :,
.,I,, ~, ~. ,str,,,na,,,s ,,i,i'.I, j.,
,.',,;nn of .nmrso in.tiii.s tho snn-
mc,o''' 800 " '''' ''' '"' '."
'e"ee' -
Nashviiie eldest iniiaoi'ant H
much interested ID bfyahts iio
mcr, because, rs ne says, though h'
aidh Know AJAX personally, he wa
very well acquainted with ~. Jack
son and voted for hin Tor president
A gentleman took The fol!owin:
telegram to telegraph Office: ~
announce wi'h Sflei tue dcath oi
uncic James. Come quicf 10 reao
WIN. l celcVc we are Ills heirs.-
John Black" The clerk, havin.
counted the words, SAID: lnerc arc
Two wofas 100 many, sir. Aii
right; cut out with grief.
a famous French physician de-
scr!ccu to student undergoing GN'
animation aisease cuihiihaihs u!
degrees III the most dangerous s,!h!p
toms, ana asked, IVY hat would you
then prescribe or "o 1 ne s'I"ehl.
aiier siSht ies'tat ION. lePiieu:
shon!o schu Instantly i'f YOU. He
Sot MS "'H'osh'.
An English vicar was standing on
Monday morning. at his gate, when
one OF hls par'shoners arrived with .
baskGt mi ot potatoes: NV nat
this: said the vicar. "f!oasc, sir,
replied the man, "its some OF our
best taturs-a very rare Ema, sir
W! Wiae s'1n YOU ,i sno.I,. M i.a'e soi,,s
Sar,nn,, ,,'o ,.n,,n,n,, ,,,n~s fc,rn,,,am,
ninrsI }i,ln.t ,rrec win vNum
~ ,.,.
a Ireiiiei..'ous si'ue OF sho"
iLo.i ipoi III -h"iht 'iiiahc COM
pietesy buried a man Who hnppenen
TO ue passing oy. Inc Soou people
o! 'he p'aGS Ment 10 WerN ahI aug
mn out iHry loua4 nun Hnhur',
oht IN tears: re saiu hc was SWISS,
ahu iiau hot le!t so happy I"r years
- i; i. ro,;rn ,,n,,,,,";,,s ~
'
haI more 'i'o"e! t'ah NC hsu l"
:alia :.ii.; ;,, um nc - Su.', , E'u Vet! iiea1
anu' ..:. .uu"' no '.:'s IuS. Oh " ia"
SUI. o'T' p'o. ''c'shuoi, anu .il.t
WI, Mhcte l iiau thS au'ahtaso OF hlE'.
L hen l hau m9Gh 3eitef counsel Than
ne, anu .hGre l i'a.' the advantage OF
.ii'h. anu MS ia',,''y were SICK wh'ie
the SUIT was pcnuihs, SO he couldn't
attend TO II, ana there he'd the all
E;ahthsc OF I'm again. But then,
b.o" IL IS q very ":ccht sort OF man
nl,et @ Ill. az. les, "s, saia .is listener,
tasc OF yoG."
A Methodist minister near az .;,,,.
Heaven" was invited TO fake tc, bv !,
member of that church. The food
consisted of Indian meal. When the
elder opeucd his sligo hc noted somc