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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1856-1888, 1873-05-31

RENoyAL-Dau. McCorriston has removed his
newly established cabinet makers shop to Foris,reet,
near Ho,el-see advertisement
- No ice required at Ryeroh's TO make ice
cream. and II IS always kept ready for serving up
to those giving him 8 call.
r. ~ we go to press. a French gun boat sup
posed to be from Tahiti, and the schooner c ".
Ward from the Guano Islands,-are at hand.
Coon TIxE-Captain West of the Mary Fasier.
reports that the Kilausa arrived at HilO at 4 P. NJ,
on Wednesday last-47 hours from Honolulu.
ABscoSpED.-we learn from San Francisco, that a
Mr.. Thayer. who formerly kept the Globe Hotel in
this city, absconded from there on the l0th Of May,
for parts unknown, leaving some creditors diseon-
solate. -
TEsriYoyIAL-Two days before arriving at San
Francisco april I7th). the passengers of the steam
ship Dakota presented Capt. I~ngersol with . purse
of $3.50, as a estimonia of their esteem and appre-
citation. -
FIRE DEPARTMENT ELEcTIoS.-The annual election
for Chief Engineer and two Assistants takes place on
Monday evening next No. > and the Hose Com
pany have nominated the following gentlemen, viz
j. A. Hassinger. for Chief Engineer. and J. S. Lemon
and G. Lucas for Assistants. No. 4, concurring in
the first two names, has nominated S. P. Kalama for
Second Assistant. -
The semi-weekly newspaper -NIh0u suspended
on Friday last. Like most publications here, its
receipts probably did not meet its expenses-GaSehs.
As We hear that the publication of the Nahou has
been suspended temporarily only, we will allow it to
speak for itself as to pecuniary results. But we must
decline to assent to the Gasstts's sweeping assertion
as to the receipts of newspapers here failing to meet
expenses except perhaps 50 far Us it speaks for itself.
THE STEAMER COSTA RIGA is advertised by the
agent of the P. NJ. s. CO., in San Francisco. to con-
tinue on this route for three months. The reason for
this limitation, it is suggested, is because by that
time q through line to Australia will have been es-
tablished. The Costa RIGA will be dispatched for
Honolulu, says the advertisement, monthly, until
further notice, at 8 o'clock p. NJ, Saturday, May
oath; Tuesday, June 24th; and Thursday, July 9th.
Returning, will leave Honolulu June 18th, July It'll,
and August 7th." -
HOME AGAIS.-A native named Kewe, who has
been wandering in foreign lands for the last twenty
two years, arrived here in the U. S. surveying ship
Portsmouth,. During his prolonged absence he has
seen many lands and met with many adventures as a
sailor. He served in the navy during the late civil
war. When we saw him yesterday he was on his
way to Waialua, on this island, where he originally
belonged, to see if any Of his relations are living.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

STORY OF MARYsyILIIAN.-Th
tell story of Marysville man-for the
sake of his relatives we withhold his
name-who is inordnately fond of buck
wheat cakes and sausage gravy, and who,
whenever he comes across either of those
dishes at table, never knows when he has
got enough. Some time ago business
called this gentleman to San Francisco,
and he took Sacramento in his way. where
he entered one Of the hotels in the morn
ing TO get his breakfast. On the bill Of
fare he spied his favorite dish and straight
way the obedient waiter was soon travel
ing toward the kitchen for buckwheat
cakes and sausage gravy. The mans
appetite was keen, and the buckwheat
and gravy seemed extra good. And four
times did that waiter carry the empty
plates from his table to return with more
buckwheat and sausage gravy, before the
man finally cried enough. Notwithstand-
ing his breakfast the gentleman from
Marysville managed to reach San Fran
cisco and transact his business, and was
again on his way home. He returned
via Sacramento and it seems unnecessary
to state, went to the same hotel for his
meal. He sat down to the table and the
same waiter approached. lie took one
good look at him, to assure himself that
it was his former customer, and then,
without word, walked back 10 the ktch-
en- and bawled: Buckwheat cakes and
sausage gravy for six that old hog from
Marysville is back here again."
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1873.

| A REMARKABLE OPERATIoN.-Ben
min Franklin made his name famous
when he flew his kite and brought down
lightning from the clouds which had been
flying around without paying its way.
Now we not only flash through on wires,
but science has crippled electricity and
used it to perform miracles. The Times
readers will remember when General Kill
patrick returned from Chile, some three
years since, of his having remarkable
operation performed by physician in
New York, who removed large feshy
formation from the Generals neck by
filling it full of needles and then attach
ing galvanic battery to it. Ten min
utes after the current of electricity was
let on, the bunch had entirely disappeared.
A remarkable operation was performed
by Whitehall physician few days ago.
A gentleman who had been suffering from
a superabundance of adipose tissue con-
suited physician, asking relief from
its burden. The doctor told him he could
relieve him if he would consent to a pain
ful operation. The gentleman consented,
and with the medical practitioner entered
the telegraph Office at this place. The
fat man was requested to remove his coat
and vest, after which the physician sur
rounded him with wires, attaching the
ends to powerful battery. AT signal
from the doctor, Manager w. b. Eddy
let on the current. The patient writhed
and twisted when he felt the current pass
ing around him still he stood like mar
tyr. Presently he began to shrek; he
grew smaller and smaller; his clothing
hung in bags about his fast diminishing
form. The doctor felt much pleased at
the result of his experiment, while the
formerly fat mans joy was very great,
although he seemed to be suffering acute
pain. All of a sudden there was heard a
loud clicking at the instrument, as if
Pandemonium' great hall had been let
loose. The operator sprang quickly to
answer the call. He ascertained it was
from the New York office. He quickly
asked, "What's up?" An answer came
back as if some infurated demon was at
the other end of the wire, "What in
thunder are you about? Cut off your
wires quick-you are filling the New
York office with soap grease. - White
hall Times.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

THE FoLLIEs OF GREAT MEN.-Tycho
Brahe, the astronomer, changed color,
and his legs shook under him at the sight
of fox, or hare. DR.. johnson would
never enter room with his left foot fore
most. If by mistake it did get in first,
he would step back and place his right
foot foremost. Julius Caesar was almost
convulsed by the sound of thunder, and
always wanted to get in cellar or under
ground, To escape the dreadful noise. To
Queen Elizabeth the simple word death
was full of horrors. Even Talleyrand
trembled and changed color on hearing
the word pronounced. Marshal SAKE,
who met and overthrow opposing armies,
fled and screamed in terror at the sight Of
a cat. Peter the Great could never be
persuaded to cross bridge, and though
he tried TO master the terror, he failed to
do so. Whenever he set foot on one he
would shrek out in distress and agony
Byron would never help any one to salt
at the table, nor would he be helped to
any himself. If any of the article hap
pened to be split on the table, he would
jump up and leave his meal unfinished.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

BEAUTY.-After all the truest beauty
is not that which suddenly dazzles and
fascinates, but that which steals upon us
insensibly. Let us each call up to mem
ory the faces that have been most pleas
ant to us-those that we have loved best
to look upon, that now rise most vividly
before us in solitude, and oftenest haunt
our slumbers--and we shall usually find
them not the most perfect in form, but
the sweetest in expression.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

ers lost his first batch of apple-sass. On
ly it was lizard, then. But he learned
to keep things kivered after that"
$50 do l, generally, Mrs. Blythers.-
But you know feller can't always think
of such things. Now woman, you see,
always remem-"
MA says it served you just right" in
terrupted JEFF. ''She said you" but
here Jeff's communication ended, for a
vigorous slap from the fair hand of the
gentle widow came across his mouth,
checked the flow of words and sent him
bowling to the wood shed.
$50 you did, ma" said the youngest,
undeterred by what JEFF had reeeived.-
" You said if a man was fool enough TO
keep bach, when he ought to be mar
mar-ou-o-o-ch !-oh ma I"
Mrs. Blyther, however, kept up a
vigorous assault until both the remain
ing olive-branches had sought refuge in
the wood-shed with jeff, while my friend
Simpson, with a palpitating heart, sat
blessing the little pitchers" whose big
ears had enabled them to make him such
precious revelations. When the widow
returned, and he caught glance at her
blushing face, he thought he had never
seen her look half so beautiful. "And
on this hint he spake." He rose and APP
preaching her, took the little hand which
had slapped Jetf's mouth within both his
own, and said in soft, low tones
Anastasia, dearest, tell me truly
Dare hope that you will cook my bread
and beans SO long as we both shall liyeY"
"Drat them young ones I" answered
the widow, ~ s'pose III have to say
yes"
Mr.. Simpson and his estimabie .ady
still live in the little cottage at the juno
ton of Nugget Gulch and Whisky Ra-
vine. He took an early opportunity of
telling me the brief story of his courtship,
and wound up by saying that tho loss of
his pot of beans on that Thanksgiving
day, had taught him to exclaim with the
poet, Sweet are the uses of adversely"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

SHEEP WAsHING.-Some years ago
the good people of the town Of l.,
Mass. assembled for the purpose of form
ing temperance society. After the
usual preliminaries, the pledge was sub
mitted to the audience for signature. AT
that Deacon Smith arose and addressed
them thus: My friends, | should have
no objection to signing your pledge but
for one thing. l have been accustomed
to having my plum pudding at Christ
mas. Now, you all know that plum pud-
ding is good for nothing without sauce,
and sauce is insipid without little good
brandy in it. Now if you can fix your
pledge so that l can have my brandy
sauce and plum pudding at Christmas.
l will sign your pledge with great pleas
ure." After little arguing pro and con,
clause was added, allowing Deacon S.
his brandy sauce at Christmas, but at
no other time, and Deacon S. signed the
pledge.
Soon after farmer Jones arose and said :
" My friends, | have no objection to sign
ing your pledge if you allow me one
thing. l want liquor in the harvest
field to counteract the bad effects of so
much cold water as is usually drank at
that time. you can fix it so that can
have my liquor in the harvest field l will
sign your pledge"
Again, after considerable arguing, there
was clause added allowing farmer Jones
his liquor in the harvest field, but at no
other time.
After farmer Jones had taken his seat,
his neighbor Bent arose.
"My friends" said he, 81 will sign
your pledge if you will do one thing to it
that is, fix it so that l can have liquor to
drink when coming out of the water af-
ter washing sheep TO prevent the bad eff
fects that arise from standing in it SO
long"
After a good deal of talk, clause was
added allowing farmer Bent his liquor at
sheep washing, but at no other time.
When all had signed the pledge, the
meeting was adjourned for one week.
The next morning one Of farmer BIS
neighbors was passing his house, and the
old gentleman stepped out just then glo-
riously drunk.
4" Why, Uncle John, how's thisP" said
the neighbor, a good deal surprised, 81
thought you had signed the pledge last
night"
$50 did, replied Uncle John, "but
(hic) l wash-ing-ing sheep.p
lie led the way TO the barn, the neigh
Dor following. On arriving there he saw
standing in the middle of the barn floor
big washtub about half full of water,
and the old ram tied to it, wet as he could
be and shivering with cold. Close by
stood two gallon jng. Uncle John,
pointing to the ram with an air oftriumph,
said:
81 (hic) washed that (hic) sheep twelve
times this morning.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29
LINES OF TRAVEL AND EXPRESS.

Canon City, Junction City and Wea-
vsrviiie Express and Passenger Line
J. X. DRIVER, Proprietor. Leaves Weaver
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday morning
returns on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Hay Fork and WeayeryiIIe Pass.
snEer and Express Line, j. s. HOYT,
Proprietor. Weekly. Leaves Hay Fork on
Monday morning of each week leaves Wea-
yer Tuesday morning of each week.
U. y. Mail and Express Line, from
WeaveryiIie to Arcata, JOHN CLIFF
FORD, Proprietor. Leaves Weaver every
Thursday morning. Leaves Arcata every
Monday morning.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

DETECTIVES, says the Sacramento Bee.
frequently appeal to railroad conductors
for aid in detecting fugtives. The other
day a conductor here received a dispatch
briefly describing fleeing criminal as
- feet 10, with bad breath" Such q
fellow is apt at any moment to meet n
man that nose him.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29
TRINITY COUNTY.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY;
COURT TERMS.

District COurt-Second Monday in April,
August and December.
County COurt-First Monday in Janu-
airy, March, May, July, September and No
vember.
Probate COurt-(Same as County Court. J
Board of SupervisOrs-Fir Monday
February, May, August and November
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

Tue editor of the Huntsville Mo. Cour-
tey, pops the question in his paper in this
public fashion: " There's certain girl
in this town who can carry our smoke.
house keys for life if she'll only say the
word"
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

AN Irishman being asked in Court for
his certificate Of marriage, showed a big
scar on his head about the size of small
shovel.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

In Wisconsin, man reported that he
couldn't find word in the dictionary be-
cause the blasted book hadn't got an in
dex.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

The latest illustration of the Darwinian
doctrine is Virginia City woodchuck
that plays poker and drinks whisky.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29
Msskly Trinitg journal
OUR AGENTS

Merchants Exchange Building, San Fran
cisco, is our only authorized agent in that city.
GEO. p. ROwELL a CO., 40 Park
Row, are our only authorized Agents in New
York City.
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

REFERENCES Prof !. L. Dana, Portland,
Me-; Prof W. W. Greene, Long Island Medi-
cal College, Brooklyn, N. Y. Prof c. r. Brack-
EFT, Princeton, N. j. 90 Orders may be left
at the Drug Store, novl-tf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29

eases of chronic nature. All dental opera
tions warranted. augl6-tf
Weekly Trinity journal., 1873-11-29
z. BARNES, M. D.,
DENTIST AND PHYSICIAN.

Office and Residence,
COURT st, WEAVERVILLE.
In the building formerly occupied by DR..
Chauncey
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
Present Either Pair

10 every one Of our subscribers for the
CHRISTIAN UNION this next year.
=" OUR Boys and JOUR- GIRLS"
by the same mother heart and artist hand
are at once artistic and popularity pleas
ing; they are chrome Autographed by
JEHENNE, of Paris, the acknowledged
master of that art in the whole world
The GIRLS" always sold land do yeti
for SO the pair. The BOYS" would
easily bring s12, if sold through the art
stores, being 20 square inches larger,
each. But the Boys are the sole proper
ty of the CHRISTIAN UNION, will not be
offered for sale anywhere, and can be OBJ
tanned only by subscribers TO this paper.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
HENRY WARD BEECHER,
Editor.

the paper has won for itself the distinc
ton Of having (of its CLASSY the LARGEST
CIRCULATION IN THE WORLD. 1t has
strong and independent but courteous
Editorials, interesting Contributed Arti-
Giles on timely topics, critical Book Re
views, attractive Tales, original Poems,
editorial answers to "Inquiring Friends"
stories and puzzles for Little Folks, in
formation for Housekeepers, fresh SAM
tary and Scientific notes. 1t contains the
Secular and Religious news; has Sun.
day-schOol department; treats of Science,
Music, Art, Agriculture, Finance, Trade.
and pretty much everything for pretty
much everybody. In religious matters,
the CHRISTIAN UNION is purely unsectar-
ian, claiming brotherhood with every
man who eyinces Christ-like spirit. 1t
seeks the union of good men, not by a
compromise of convictions, but by max
ing the spirit of religion more powerful
than the letter. 1t aims TO carry light,
comfort, good nature, sympathy. Chris
tian love, patience, hopefulness, and a
spirit of equity, into every family which
it enters.
The CHRISTIAN UNION employs the
best literary talent To be found.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
THE LARGEST CIRCULATION
IN THE WORLD
A Paper for all Families.

If there is any one thing that no fami-
ly can afford to be without" it is an in
tercsting, comprehensive, trustworthy,
unsectarian newspaper. And that is what
the Publishers of the
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
GIVEN AWAY!
"A Pair of Oil PicturesI

THE PREMIUMS are especially notable
this year. Every subscriber receives a
PAIR of the finest and most attractive
'OIL-CHROMOS, that take" on sight,
entitled Our Boys" or Z" The Dinner, -
and THE Nap" These are exact repro
auctions of original paintings, executed
expressly for the CHRISTIAN UNION, by
Mrs. s. Anderson, who painted the fam
Gus pair of Girl-heads "Wide Apake, and
Fast asleep" (now called OUR GIRLS, y
of which We have already given away
over 150, GOO pair. The wonderful popu-
larity of this latter pair keeps them still
in active demand; we have, therefore,
made complete arrangements to
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
SERIAL STORIES
By DLSTING UISHED AMERICAN
AUTHORS Will BE GIVEN
THIS COMING YEAR.

EDWARD EGGLEsToN's new and brilliant
serial story, The Circuit Rider: 4 Iak
Of the Heroic Age" the opening chapters
of which are
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
z1A1snoUD nz-.39 CarD!!I

nr. Velpau's Elixir OF Youth-the rreat rcefo~o-
Of youthful vigor-a positive c1re tor Nervous De-
hIiiy, lmpotencv, SpcrmattorTOhea. LOwneEs Of
spirits, MelaIcaov-ari, either from excessive
indulgence, over study, OF any cause wiiatevel
= \ certain remedy for weakness srisi1s from
excessts, OF ei.y inrisf fctiOn. CieFgyuleu. Law
yers, students and al w'.o follow sefentary occu-
paGons, or wOse brain Or nervous system are over
worked; the Estless eneTyated youta. whose Vice
ana the agea devo;ee OF seusue pleasure VIII expe-
rence immediate relief and permanent cHre Wiz
surely follow the use OF the i4I-IxlH OF LOUEu.
Hundreds al letters from ihoss who have been
saved nom Cor erpfion, INSANITY. or DEATH, AMI
stored 20 heallh, happiness and Manhood. could
b gwen, were nos for the Gehcacy OF The subject.
Price, 81, SO per bottle. Six bottles. $500. Sent
10 any part OF the Country, securely sealed frou Oh
seryatori o. receipt oi price. All letters sacredy
confidential. Aadress ~ orders 70
HOOPER, q CO, ?. o. Eox PSI.
Philadelphia, "a. vf--ni6-iv.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
Christian Union

herewith bring again to public notice.
The effort has been to keep it what an
eminent literary journal has called it,
'not only the abIest and best, but also,
as We suppose, the most popular, of
American religious periodicals" Under
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
Handsomely Illustrated.

is just beginning. An Illustrated Sup
plement containing back chapters presen-
ted free to each subscriber up to Jan 1st
Mrs. Stoves long expected sequel to
Ny Wife and l." entitled We and our
Nsss,1g x ,rbe gips in the new year.
mere are the Two foremost writers M
sctslesone fiction in AlucrIca Other at
tractive Tales, ETC., by favorite authors
will be given from time to time. The
BEST WRITER'S contribute to it.
In word, the CHRISTIAN UNION is q
FAMILY JOURNAL for the entire
household-young and old. Nothing is
spared to make it the best family paper
published.
Marshall County Republican. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1856-1878, 1873-12-18
Price, So per annum


B- Three years. experience proves
that 800 out Of every 1000 subscribers,
after much correspondence, order their
pictures mounted and delivered We
shall therefore issue no unmounted pic
lures, but make uniform charge of 80
cents for delivering the premium pictures
all mounted, sized and vanished ready
for immediate framing.
TERMS.
4. Either pair delivered, mounted, with
the Christian Union for one year, $3.50.
2. Either pair delivered in the popular
gilt frames, with Christian Union for
one year at $3.50.
3. Both pairs delivered, mounted, with
the Christian Union for TWO years at
1913.
Send money by postal orders, check,
or registered letter. Curyeacy at the
risk of the sender.
e FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
Specimen copies mailed free on receipt
of 6 cents.
j. B. Ford g. Co., Publishers.
n PARK PLACE, NEW YORK.
j. L. BOYD,
Agent for Marshall County.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-03-22

Miss Mollic Nolan, Of st. Louis, has
appli, d for pateut ON hand hrcextin.
6 usher OF her own invention.
a clai:voysnt tri1, two wumen and a
man, have been travelling in the South,
pretending to cure epizootio by the
aging on Of hands" They practiced
on Kentucky mule the other dry and
t - firm since dissolved
he latest verdict re, ordcd was upon
gentleman who expired in ft OF
i ebrintiou. The jury returned
Death by hangIng-round rum
shon."
I was savage and devoid of regur d
o. 'hc ge"tlcmap's family.
Now, my young friend supp ose
Twelve men bny twenty four bushels of
when', to be divided equally, how many
bushels il that for each?"
Boldest Of the boys-"Pleasc, sir,
w,ve not gone that far"
How is that? Your teacher told IN Z.
y had l,arurd all the first four rules |.
B"y--'Flcs sir; but we have always
d nc our sums in potatnes and ture.ps-
have never had Wheat"
Paterlamii,s was questioning six year
old as to his know irdae of the rulers OF
the earth. "Mho is President of the
Uni,cd States Z" president Grant"
WIS the prompt reply. WHO is Queen
OF ku. Land !! ~ lctnria Woodruff,
was the equally couileut respons I
Paterfamilias didn't V 'nture any father
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-03-22
Fever and Ague,

from which mankind suffer over q lnpSe part a
the globe, is the consequence OF diseased aotion
in the system, induced by the poisonous miasm q
vegetable decay. This exhalatiou Is evolved by
the action OF solar heat wet soil, and rises wish
the watery vapor from it. While the sun Is bolow
the horizon this vapor in3ers near the oeEths aEr
face, and the virus is taken with Il through She
lungs into the blood. Thereit acts rs an istitetaa
poison the internal yiscera and excreting oseens
Of the body The liver becomes torpid and fafls ~
secrete not only this virus, but also the be fspm
the blood Both the virus and the bile aecufansaS9
in the circulation, and produce violent coRstisas
tional disorder. The spleen. the kidneys, and tkS
stomach sympathize with the lives. and bSeoma.
disordorsd also. Finally, the instinct Of or &C,
ganism, as il in an attempt to expcl the noEiox&.
infusion, concentrates the whole blood Of the tsF
in the internal e1cretories 10 force them 10 ea
out. The blood leaves the surface, and ruskeS 90
the central organs with cSngestiye violence. TRis
- the CHILL But in this effort Il fails Thea Gsa
FEVER follows in which the blood leaves tho Sefe
Inl organs and rushes TO the surface, 90 nkH
aRother effort to expol the irritating Poison thepzs&
that other great excretory-tho shis. In 0lle
also ;t fails, and the system RbandoRs tho attsUEtH
exhausted, and waits for the recovery OF rtreaEEs
to repeat the hopeless effort another day. ThsN
the Ats or paroxysms of FEVER AID AoEyk
Such constitutional disorder will Of course sndas.
mine the health IL it is not removed. 30 l.Ie 49,
We have labored to find. and have found, -
antidote, ' 9 fAlH