Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1873-02-27
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His name is Caldwell, but his fame Is
called i'll. ""
'AMEs BRooxs is his name, as we under
stand it. ....5... .....-....r .r
Bass, the brewer of 'bittah beah," is to
be made bar0net. af .u ..tH B..
OMAHA has commenced the sale of railroad
tickets through to Galveston.
FTTY-THREE per cent. of the voters of Al
| ALBANIA can neither read nor write.
GIDEON J. TUCKER is mentioned by the
Albany Post as Mr.. Cassidy's successor on
the Argus. n. .... r.. a.t.l.l- 5... ,... ..
| "WELL. wife, you can't say that ever
| contracted bad habits" "Na sir you gen.
orally expand them" tl gi .,. ~ ",
BRET HARrE, hereafter, win reside abroad
He has purchased a cottage on the Jersey
shore, close to Long Branch. :. '-. f.fI...
THE baby rhinoceros in the British Zoolog-
ical Gardens is dead, and the mother takes
| the loss rhinOseriOusly to heart. '... ''
! THE bed to be avoided, next to an, onion
bed, is probably the bed of q river-unless
one is partial to sheets of water. .l.l,.,
BIERsrADT and lady were serenaded at the
Grand Hotel, San Francisco, a few nights
since by the Twelfth Infantry band,
WHY don't the implicated Congressman
avail themselves of an alibi? 1t is clear as mud
that the whole thing was either an Ames or
an Alley-buy. 71 -G,, s5s.. .s aIt 45.a. l...,a.t
Some of the newsboys in Boston pick the
pockets of those who purchase papers, and
are very skillful in plagiarizing loose scrip
and exposed "wipes." D. '@a'' '.l Il.
A CHINESE high priest in San Francisco
claims that he can knock the devil out of any
Chinamar in ten minutes by the aid of fire.
cracker he has invented. i E
DR. SAMUEL G. HOWE, the resident director
of the SANTANA Bay Company, will reside
permanently in San Domingo, as will also
his wife, Julia Ward Howe. .t -..lf*t&
A VICKsBURG hackman, who charged
blind woman double fare ard then cheated
her in making change, has been invited to
60 to Niagara Falls and take charge there. =,
In the Tennessee campaign Andy johnson
was partially successful. He was Demo-
cratic candidate for Congressman-at-large
He is not a Congressman, but he is "at
large" ...T....- ... no." ~.
The daughters of the late Chief Justice
Taney are in straitened circumstances, being
compelled to earn their subsistence by work
ing as copyists for lawyers it the city of Bal
timOre. ,s .. ..445 y. -A :.l l.... s...
TIE next Episcopal Bishop to be conse-
Grated in the United States will be the one
hundredth in the line of American success
sion. He will be sort of incarnate "Old
Hunlredth." .
In Phoebe, New, during the past year, there
were seventy two deaths, twelve of which
number only died from natural causes, the
others being taken off by accidents, suicides
and six-shOOters. 7..e f., .. ....- ...-.,s
JOHN RoDGERs is modelling statuette en-
titled ''The Favored Scholars" We haYe
not yet seen the design, but suppose it repre-
sents schoolmaster kissing big girl be-
hind the blackboard. 15fsg .ln44iaf.H ga,.
MARY RAIsroN, an Iowa girl, is fascinating
all Washington with her hair, which is six
ty-two inches long. How blessed are we,
men, who want but little hair. below, nor
want that little long ..~a.. ....,.........
Tom SMITH, Louisville murderer had his
death-warrant read to him theother day, and
he replied ''Oh! stop fooling around and 60
on with the hanging" They are going to
THE Pope is 600, 900 out by Brussels
bank, and will not henceforth lay up for
himself treasure where directors and cashiers
are corrupt, and presidents break through
the regulations and steal. .t..l.,
BARNUM has more pluck than money, but
as long as he can get time on few elephants
and lions, and the gorilla is willing to walt
until the end of the month for his salary, the
great Snowman is all right. -,
THE Chinese have an aphorism very SIM
liar to our .sMan proposes, God disposes."
1t is: "Jen Schw0, s00-tree! s0O-tree Tien
schwo, wei-jaw. wei-jaw!" "Man says So!
SO Heaven says, no no !'nf 4di uoA. lar.
THE creditors of an absconding western
banker found on opening his safe that the
only thing he had laid up there for rainy
day was an umbrella. Some Of them seem
to regard it as a "put up job" 2If 3" sun u
iAwoMAN was found frozen stiff at Petro-o
leum Centre, Pa, recently. The papers say
that . whisky did it,"r but if, Pennsylvania
whisky will freeze a woman, what can she
depend upon to keep her warm? ~
WHEN a Kansas City girl, who was clerk
in d candy store, learned that she had fallen
heir to $100, 600 lin England, she refused to
attend customers, and perched herself on the
counter g and cheWed gum drops the rest Of
he day 4"' - t'7lA,s, '.,.,, 20 ''''"''' W.
sWurEaa aaBoston drummer or r other bird Of
passage appears IN st. Paul in the winter
season with "a stoYe-pipe hat he is either
nobbed or fined. Furs are all the rage there,ls
md Governor Austin sports s-seal-skin over
'oat @ anu n cap. .-e19f1 hAoYlsr .s.,>s ..NI
Legislative quotatioi. ii their daily MARKET
epotsH They should bear HI mind that the
yea Of the whole community are on the
transactions Of that actiye conmeFcial 5bodyi
ust al ms l nhmef ,oa sIdatiuaasi sdi b. ipsa
4 YOUNG NAN who. applied Is ! reeruiting,,
ta3lop "a califOjpia 3of shllstms9t va