The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-01-16

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IA faae eaa3s3sie tar the legal pro-
hH.aa uas asked what be sb9aIj 6rst d.
ulaa eHr.9gsI % bring go action. Ask
fr mgaeg aa aaaouHi. was tbe prompt
apiv He passed
Au exchange Is talking about ''the
seat Wor3s FalF lui us II we didnt
hars noalde enough with ibis worlds
sfsif
-sanehady, who write. more truth
laliF than poalieaIlY, says; An angel with
ous money il mot thsugbt so much Of
nowadays as devil with bag fan of
saiaeas.
Cacalse, the Apache chief, says be
never tealpsa white man except when
commanded TO do SO by the spirit Of biz
asher TIE Old mau, however, 6. very
fond ID saIps, aud Corhi-e is kept busy.
"A young man who went west few
manihs ago, has seat only one letter
bone. IL came Use other day. Il faid
Send ma wig And his fond parents
don't know weather be is sealped or
married.
A gentleman from the Emerald Isle
was about 10 be yaecinated In Topeka
The other day from The virus Of Teuton-
ie Individual By one OF the phy sicians
when Pat said, HouId, ser villain, don't
yer be after gfaltin' Dutehman on my
arram,
Get out Of my way, What arc you
good for, said cross old man to a bright
eyed urchiu who happened to be standing
ia the way. The little fellow as be step
ped one side, replied very gently; They
make men Of such things as we are.
A small minister added to bis height
by standing upon a wooden box. He
opened tho Bible and read "yet little
aud am With you--a little while | am
not with You" Just thea the box
switched under his weight, aud down be
went out Of sight,
-snid an orator, thoroughly warmed
up With bis subject There Is not man,
woman or child IN the house, who has ar.
rived at the age Of Ghy years, bat what
has felt this truth laundering through
their minds for centuries
"A geRtlcman was surprised, during
the late frosty weather, to see his little
daughter bring home from the Sunday
School grave treatise on "Backslidlpg,"
My child, said be, this Is too old for you,
sou can't make anything of IT, know
itpapa; thought It would teach me how
90 slide backwards.
Al a eaftat.. ..,.is,,,s' iu uicun CuuutY,
,-,.,.,. ,uv scholars caught a skunk and
put IL ia The school marm's desk, think
ing that she would smell something aud
give them holiday She wasn't one of
The kind. She took q spring clothes-piu,
fastened on her nose, went on with the
exercises, and bet the scholars enjoy the
perfume.
Josh Billings was asked, How fast
does sound trayeIy Ills idea is that IL
depends good deal upon the noise YOU
ate talking. The sound Of dinner-horn
for instance, travels half mile in a sec
opi, while an iuyitashun to git up in the
morning have known 10 be quarters
as an hour goiu 2 pair Of stairs, aud
then not hcv strength enutI left to be
heard.
~ conductor on the New Haven Il
Hartford railroad received a telegram for
one Of bis passengers the other day, and,
going 10 lbe car door. be tlmidly inquired
T., there % Hone iu tbis earl For au IN
sfagi there wa~ NO response, when
youth .gaealcd Out Why don't YOU use
faar boot legs This gave the conductor
IS, much confidence that he brbcd a
brakeman Ia canvass lhe other cars.
We'll mg child, said stern father to
Del. ,htc daughter after church, what do
tnu remember Of a1 tie preacher said?
Nothing was lhe umid reply.
Nothing, SAID be severely now. reincm-
ber, the next zine, son tell me something
Be Says. er rau must stay away from
faaieh. Tie next Sunday She came
honp Deer eyes alI iu excitement rcmcm-
beF something, sao said,
All very g.ad Of ig, replied the father:
nhal dil be SAP
Dc said. she cried dcllghtedly. \ col
HeIuu will moss be made.
Ala religious meeting a lady perez
Feresl in standing 0a bcu1h, and thus in:
lereptug the view Of others, though sbe
was repeatedly requested 10 sic down. \
reverend old gentleman d last rose and
sad gfaFeiy, tlHHk Il lhe lad1 knew She
had d large h9le iu eaabo her stockings
.he aoua ns eAh.Bit them lu this way.
lais aai taa de,ltel ei.e,--shg immedi.
atelY sank down os Der ssat. a Young
mlnis tsg standing by blusbcd 10 the