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The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-12-16

AS an illustration Of the widespread
use Of certain popular title, it is re-
lated that i gentleman recently step
ped into a saloon in Denver, and cried
out, in loud, checry tone:
"ilcl!o! Come, professor, take 4
drink
Six men sitting in The saloon at once
arose and came forward, while boot
black. whose stand WAS just outside
the door, and Il passing corn doctor.
smilingly accepted the invitation, aud
stepped in.
The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-12-16

a pious paper lies on "'!r liable. Oh
the front page OF which VIC poie
"SNctchcs in Roms--by c." Nav
be 50, my lad, may he so; but there's
no uae OF being o emphatic about ii.
The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-12-16
About Mcthers-in-L n-Law-The Pain
full History of one of them, with
the Doings of an Intelligent Cow.


A mother-in-law IS not geheraily
counted sweet ooon' one Is a'i eN'
asperatlon before she Decor'es "'''o'n-
er-ln-law' IN the "htc'huP'""' pc
rioa' when sitting VIII" MARY ''- III
the square 'ooiil Will '''e 'S' WIN
fortaOIy turned oo"n' WHAT oo",u De
more faSPlhS '''"'' " HAVE '''' o'0 .''S
come IN WITHOUT ""''''''S' o'' ''N ''''''
Sy PreteNt oi Set''nS OooN' anu ''''
veyinS you with Il eo'o searching ''e'
as tho"sh she Nne" you "e,e Co''e'.' ,
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inc '"'"Se' james c'e' "'o ". "''P
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beautiful SiFlS' ana was 10 e'''''i''''s "
woman as poSs'OIe. j. T. look meat
coltaSe' iu'n's'eu 1t '''e' ''1 'et '''
for long ana pIeaSaht l''e'
vi course MS mo'her'in''"" Ni"",!
supcrlntended the arranging Oh HIS
house, and at the conclusion S"rVSye"
1t calmly and win pIeaSed 'ooN'
"Thcre is one thing now that you
want" said shc' "1 o. nave pleas
ant house, an eXceiIant cellar ano
Mary Jane is superb bu'ier'maNer'
But OF wnat avail Is her Shili IL you
nave ITO cow ho'' say - '''- ''''''
you nave not INC 'nc"'S |" o"' " ""
Il know that. snail gre you one
Amos VIII urNc II oo"" 'o'"'o''o"'
Mary Jane cast a pit'I"Ily appealing
look at her mother but James refer
took her by tie hand and was pro'uSe
in thanks.
Who was r'gr'' l. or his "''e;-
Had J l. only Nnown-out ahtlcl-
pate.
Amos dld drive inc CO" GOWN 'ne
next day, and J. +. was III cS'acieS
over hcr. ouch Il oc'"'''"' ""''''"'
90 S''eN' - '''e'' P''0' ' ~ -
'''''s~'' '''N SUI 81"
sic WIS "'' '''"' " W" ''' - - ~
Pear"''Sc'
James refer FarN'nNo" put ''e' III
pasture he had secured Tor inc purpose
and retired TO rest dreaming OF COWS
amp their accompah'meh'S' 1"''
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James refer went 10 ''e he'o' anu
!ooSed LOT MS co" III Faih' hc G"''eo'
but she answered not again. lie en-
amined' ana 10! S'N !en@'hS OF '"e ran
renee was P'oe''"'e' - was
Gu 'ONS' '''' ''''N
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=" away
lie Searchea all tue DAY LOT "cr' ""'
tcund hernot' In the aIierhooh' M"'t
Jane suggested that pro0aO'y sue ''"'
gone back TO Inc larm from WHENCE
she came, and immediately burst INTO
tears James refer WeE' 10 '''e '"' ''''
and found her therc. Ills mo'her-Nn-
The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-12-16

Pork-packcr. and curcr of the celebrated
brands of MARYLAND Sugar Cured llans, aud
Shoulders and breakfast Bacon.
DEALER IN
Nt1ple and Fancy Groceries, Provisions. Liq-
uors. Argosy and othc, choice brands OF flour
\. en-: for Pomcroy Salt Co. Pomcroy Iron
Co.'S. Nails. Louisville Lime and Cement,
Xcnia Powder Co. &c. &c.
Ann Street, above Court, ParkcrShurg.
West Va. InIyo-uu
The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-12-16
VOLCANO WEST VAr TUESDAY, DECEMBER 16 1873

They spilled dcccn: gal cz might hcv made
some chap 4 wife,
And look at rnc!-Clar two hundred-and new
or read one in my life.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Market Farm for Sale
ALLEGHANY COUNTY, ND.

TINE FOLLOWING STATEMENT is
i strictly in accordance with the facts, and
IL no overdrawn picture OF what can De
done: =,
There are fifty acres Tor more can be had)
oflich alluvial bottom lands, not liable TO
overflow, in the form of an oblong square,
level, and at this time In fine condltlon,
situated between thePotomac river and the
baltimore and Ohio railroad, with depot
or swi,cn connected with the property, ana
is about halt way between cumberland and
the densely populated coal and iron region
OF Georges Creek Valley, where vegetables,
or, in o. her word. the products OF a truck
farm, can be sold In any Quantity and al
prices far exceeding the Rates In Eastern
cities,
The health Of this place and vicinity Is
excellent and agua end fever unknown ior
| the past twenty years
There are also about seventy-flve acres OF
strong Limestone upland situated on the
opposite side Of the Baltimore and ONO
| railroad from the bottom land
The quality OF this land and Its proximity
| to cartsiuly the most rctive and best mar
| ket. in the world, would make one under.
standing truck farming to realize fortune
in few years.
up, and thus far the market cannot be sup
piled without sending of for vegetables
| nom other places
| Il my one d, string to make a profitable
| investment in such property will visit tnls
| rlace and find that all we claim for 1t as
well as what Is represented about our mar.
acts, &C., has not been correctly stated, hls
expenses will be paid We therefore conf
IDENTIFY invite persons to come and look and
| inve tigaie the matter for themselves.
There is a lime kiln on or near the prop
erty, which the party buying can use
without rent, and thus make his lime al
simply the expense OF coal and burning.
Address: Il ID. IOHNSoN,,
fehS-sod Cumberland, Md.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
CoUnTING ONE .HUNDR1D.
L ! - - 2 - ~ - So = =. ..-l
How . DansaSy Han Kept His Tenn
POI. -.

T How Q DanhuSy Han Kept HIS Tenn
Ia Der.
From the Danbury News.
A Danbury man named Reubens re-
Gently saw q statement that counting
one hundred when tempted to speak an
angry word would save a man q great
deal of trouble. This statement sound.
ed q little singular at first, but the more
he read it over the more favorably be
became impressed with it. and finally
concluded to adopt it. Next door to
Reubens lives q man who has made
Eve distinct attempts in the past fort
night to secure a dinner OF green peas
by the first OF July. and every time he
has been retarded by Reubens' hens.
The next morning after Reubens made
his resolution. this man found his fifth
attempt to have miscarried. Then he
called on Reubens. He said:
what in thunder do you mean BY
letting your hens tear up my garden p
Reubens was tempted to call him a
mud-enoot, new name just coming
into general use, but he remembered
bis resolution, put down his rage, and
meekly observed:
Zone. TWO, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight" :,
Then the mad neighbor who had
been cycling this answer with a great
deal OF suspicion, broke in again:
"Wby don't you answer my question:
you rascalT'
But still Reubens maintained his
equsnimity, and went on with the test:
mine, ten eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen, fifteen, sixteen"
The mad neighbor stared harder than
ever.
Seventeen. eighteen, nineteen, twenty
twentv-one-"
you're a mean skunk" said the
mad neighbor, backing toward the
fence.
Reubens' face flushed at this charge,
but he only said:
twenty-five, twenty-three, twenty-
four, twenty five, twenty-eix-
At this figure the neighbor got upon
the fence in some haste, but suddenly
thinking of his peas, he opened his
mouth;
"You mean, low lived rascal, for two
cents | would knock your cracked head
over q harm and I would"
Twenty. seven, tweuty-eight, twenty
nine" interrupted Reubens, thirty,
thirty.one, thirty.two, thirty-three-"
Here the neighbor broke for the
house, and entered it, violently slam
ming the door behind him; but Reuben
did not dare let up on the enumeration,
and 30 he stood out there alone in his
own yard, and kept on counting, while
his burning cheeks and flashing eyes
eloouently affirmed his judgement.
When he got into the eighties his
wife came to the door in some alarm.
why, Reubens, man, what is the
matter With you p she said. do
come into the house"
But he didn't let up. She came out
to him, and chung trembling to him.
but he only looked into her eyes and
said:
"Ninety-tbree, ninety"four, ninety
five, ninety, six, ninety-seven, ninety
eight, ninety-nine, one hundred-go in
to the qouse old woman, or III bust
ye."
And she went.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20


The South BRANCH RAILRoAD.-The
Rouuey wv. Va Intsllgeneer says
that all the necessary preliminarles
in regard to this important work have
been, with the Baltimore Il Ohio Rail-
road, satisfactorily adjusted. Through
the uutiring energy OF the President OF
the road, Colonel Robert White, the
matter at last has been accomplished,
the road is to be built and Romney is
to have intercourse by rail and tele.
graphic communications with the OUT
side world. The contract Tor the build.
ing of the road has been let to MIR.
Watkins, residing near Washington
CITY, and it is to be finished by the first
of January next.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

"TR1Ep AND TRUR."-What words OF
confidence and trust are these? 1t is
what many a poor sufferer can say OF
Helmbold's Buchu. 1t is the only re-
liable medicine OF those terrible diseases
of the Kidneys and Urinary Organs.
Beware OF counterfeits. The genuine
has the private proprietary stamp OF y.
T. Helmbold. Full directions With
each bottle. John +. Henry New
York, Sole Agent. 7
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
.THE NEW ELASTIC TRUSS.

A N IMPORTANT INVENTION. 1T RE-
n tains the Rupture at all times,and under
the hardest exercises or severest strain. II
Is worn with comfort, and il Kept on night
and day, effects a permanent :ure In few
weeks. Sold cheap and sent by Mail when
requested, Circular uee when ordered by
letter sent to the elastic Truss Co., No. CSi
broadway, N. Y. City. Nobody uses Metal
Spring Trusses, too painful, they slip on Toe
frequently, maSS-c
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
WANTED
WANTED.

WE WISH TO TO- ENGAGE Nea aI;.S THE ;n sEH
cent gentleman in every city, town and
County In the Soath. business agreeable
and str city legitimate, yielding from $loO0
10 $500 per annum. For particulars address
TUaN BUT L BROTHERS.,
lama n Pub'rs Baltimore Md.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
Z" a q FL .

NOR ALL WHO ARE WILLING TO
h work. ANY person old or young, OF
either sex, can make nom $40 10 $50 per
week. al home or in connection with other
business. Wanted bv all. suitable to either
city or country, and any season OF the year.
This is a rare opportunity for those VINO are
an independent living. No capital being
reouired. Our pamphlet chow To MAKE
A LIVING" giving full Instructions sent
on receipt OF 10 cents Address, A. BQRT
& CO., Morrisania, Westchester Co, n. 4.
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FOR RENT.
For Rent.

THAT DESIRABLE REsIDENCE IN
H K. Lists new Block. lstely occupied
nv me. Possession given immediately.
offer very cheap several nearly new oar
pets on the floor. ,.puo
marl3-h GEo. n. fAhho'
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

AGENTS everywhere to sell our new and
WANTED novel kmbroideriDg Machine.
send for illustrated Circular to the Mckee
Manufacturing Company, 800 Broadly ay,
New York. mayo'c
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
THE DAILY GRAPHIC.

AND ALL OTHER POPULAR DAILY,
A weekly and monthly periodicals fur
nished at publishers prices by
Z. H.QUIMBY,
Book seller, Stationel and News Dealer.
narlS Market st., Wheeling, W. va.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
Great Persian Watermelon

rs THE FEST. KEEPS FRESH AND
lsweet throughout the winter. Seed, ESQ.
a package /; + packages. 81. Mammoth Cab.
bage weighs ~ to DO lbs, aOc. a package.
Mammoth Squash, Ito to BOY lbs. zoe. Snake
long Beans, l5c. Husk Tomato, keeps fresh
for q year, 2Oc. paper. Radish, wonderful,
l5c. A pkt. OF either sent postpaid Tor price;
all for 81. q. H. WILLIAMSON,
april Gallatin. Tenn.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

ALL SOLDIERS WHO WERE WOUN.
"A ded, or contracted permanent diseases
in the army, can get pen>ions by writing TO
JOHN KIRkPATRICK,G Govt Claim Agent,
Middleuourne, Ohio, inclosing stamp
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

n6nNTv MADE RAPIDLY WITH
MUNb 1 Stencil and Key Check Out
fits. Catalogues and full particulars FREE.
s. NJ. SPENCER, III Hanover A., Boston.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
Write for Price List to ]. Il. JOHNSTON
Great Western Gun Works,

ITO smith6eld 81, Pittsburgh, Pa,
Breach Loding Shot Guns, $40 to $500,
Double Shot Guns, s. to $50. Single Guns
s. to21. Rifles, IS to SIS. Revolvers, IS to
ing tackle, &c. Large discount to dealers or
clubs Army Guns, REVOLVER. ar, bought
or traded for. Goods sent by express Z, o.
d. to be examined before paid for.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
vTHE PARLOR COMPANIONS.

VTHE PARLOR COMPANION.
livery LADY WANTS ONE.
fIEvery man ought to have one.
HYDE & CO., 1876 seventh Avenue, n. Y.
BON.TON FILTRATION SIGNALS
GENT ON RECEf.T OF Is CENTS.
SUnique Printing and Publishing House,
80 Vesey street, Jew York. mayo'c
TIME BECKWITH SO PORTABLE FAM
lily Sewing Machine, on 80 days Trial;
many advantages over all. satisfaction
guranteed, or so refunded. Sent complete,
with full directions. Beckwith Sewing Ma
chine Company, S62 Broadway, N. Y.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

HENRY YARD BEECHERS PAPs R
HLargest circulation in the world. Grows
wonderfully. 1t is the Best Paper, gives sub
scribers the most beautiful premiums, Of
Send for circular
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

LOW IT'S DONE, Oh THE SECRET
II Out.-Moustache and Whiskers In -
days This GREAT SECRET and LOO others.
Gamblers tricks, Cardiology, ventrtlo-
Quism all In the Original "BUOK OF WON
DER5." Mailed for rs cents. Address
D,C.CUTLER Carthage, Ill.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20
The Surrender of General Lee

At Appomattox c. H., Va, April 0, IS.
A magnificent AXIS inch Engraving OF
the surrender or Gen. Lee, showing the
armies, &C. 1t Is traly a gem OF art, one
which should hang In the parlor OF every
roller and postpaid on recei pt OF 20 censt'
or 8 for so cents. AGENTS WANTED. Ad.
dress J.C.& w. NJ. BURR0W,
. Bristol, Tenn.
Co+olopue of Picfures Books &C. sent Tree.
The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-20

1OeTIERCEs SUGAR CURED HAMS.
i WPackzes Lake Eiah.
100 PACKAGES Of MackerAl. Nos. 3 and ,.
srSs Is !00LEBAY. SON 4 CC,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03
After the Fire.
BY oIIvER WENDELL HOLMES.

While far along the eastern sky
/ saw the flags OF Havoc fly,
As if his forces would assault
The sovereign Of the starry vault,
And huri Him back the burning rain
That Scared the cities of the plain,
/ read as on a crimson page
The words of Israel's sceptred sage -
For riches make hem rings, and hey
DO as an eagle fly d'eay.
o vision Of that seepless night,
What hue shall paint the hooking light
That burned and stained the orient skies
Where peaceful morning loves TO rise,
As if the sun had lost bis way
And dawned to make a second day.
Above now red with fiery glow,
How dark to those il woke below
On roof and wall, on dome and spira,
Flashed the false jewels Of the fire;
Girt with her belt Of glttering panes,
And crowned with strengthening yanes,
Our northern queen in glory shone
With newborn splendors not her own,
And stood, TRANSPORTED in our eyes,
A victim docked for sacrifice
The cloud still hovers overhead,
And still the midnight sky is red
As the lost wanderer strays alone
TO seek the place he called his own,
His devious footprints sadly tell
How changed the pathways known 50 well
The scene, how new The tale, how old
Ere yet the ashes have grown cold
Again read the words that came
Writ in the rubric Of the flame;
Howe'er we trust 10 mortal things,
Each hath it's pair Of folded wings;
Though long their terrors rest unspread,
Their fatal plumes are never shed
At last, at last, they stretch in flight,
And blot the day and blast the night
Hope, only Hope, Of all that chngs
Around us, never spreads her wings;
Love, though he breaks his earthly chain,
Still whispers he will come again
But faith that scars TO seek the sky
Shall teach our halt-aedged souls to fly,
Aud find, beyond the smoke and flame,
The cloudless azure whence they came
January Atlantic.
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LIVER COMPLAINT, LIVER DISEASE, l.
E. BILIousNEss. Bilious complaints
by some termed liver disease-are very
common in this country. The ordin-
airy indications, such as yellowness OF
the skin and whites of the eyes, pain
in the right side under the inferior ribs,
with sometimes difficulty of respiration
and troublesome cough-are familiar
to a host of sufferers; but the liver,
sometimes, is in very unsatisfactory
state without the presence of such
symptoms. When we reflect that the
liver is the largest gland of the body,
that it secretes the bile which lubri-
Gates the bowels and keeps them in or
der, is the great blood purifier or
cleansing machine of our systems, it
may truly be called the Housekeepe1'
of our Heaith. Sudden transitions of
climatic temperature, or impure air,
or 1C0ter are disturbing elements which
arrest the functions of the liver, and
render it torpid, producing alarmed,
dysenteTy, bilious remittents, inter
mittent feuors, and a general prostra-
ton, and unhealthy state of the whole
organization.
1t is not surprising that medicine
which can restore the healthy opera
tions of the liver, should command
general attention. Such medicine is
CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERs, The
Housekeeper's Towel and Broom.-Com.
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THREE new. newspapers are TO be
started in New York. Mr.. T.. L..God
kin, editor of the Nation, purposes to
establish a daily newspaper in New
York with a capital of 100000, of
which $4,000 was said to be raised
two weeks ago. Barry Gray, the novel
list, announces his intention To Issue a
new monthly called The Table, to be
devoted exclusively to subjects con.
nected with the pleasures of the table,
the science of cooking, and the art of
good living. The third Of the new en-
terprises is an illustrated daily, ar
engagements for which are nearly per-
fected.
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03

The experiment of carrying oysters
from Chesapeake bay to England, last
winter, was so successful that three
large vessels are now on their way to
this country from European ports, to
take cargoes of Baltimore oysters to
London.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03

SAID PARENT TO A CHILD. Just
look at those Shoes, only bought last week !;
good as new, all but the toes, which are worn
through. Money thrown away, feet wet,
stockings soiled, all because they were not
Metal Tipped Parents take your choice,
neat, genteel, Silver Tipped shoes, which never
wear out at the toe, or shoes without Tips,
with ragged holes and protruding toes. Which
looks the best Which is tine Cheapest p
lyOm
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03

SOME live pigs were recently found
in a hollow tree in Kentucky without
any apparent opening whereby they
could have made an entrance. That
beats the toads blasted out of solid
rocks call hollow
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03
The American Agrieulturist. speak

The American Agrieulturist, speak
ing OF the great merits Of CABLE SCREW
WIRE Boots and Shoes, says "A trial Of
these goods for several months past, and the
testimony we have from dealers, prove this
method Of fastening soles to be a good inn
proyement; there is no ripping, the wire
holds until the sole OF the shoe is fairly worn
out.-Com
MORMON SECRETS sent free. Address
Andrew Henley. Omaha, Naturalization.
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ALIENS LUNG BALsAM

Is your hope II has been tried by thousands such az
you who have been cured; many, in their graft ude
have lent their TO us, that suffering huna nity
ment with new and untried mixtures-yeu cannot a..
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IN few hours II not Of too long standing IL Is war
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READ THE FOLLOWING:
WHAT WELL KNOWN DRUGGISTS SAY
ABOUT ALIENS LUNG BALsAM.
SPRINGFIELD, tenn, Sept II, Is7s
GENTLEMEN ship us six dozen Aliens Lung Be-
sam at once We have not a bottle left I'm our store
II has more reputation than any cough medicine We
have sold, and have been in the drug busi
ness twenty,seyen years; we mean just what we say
Very truly yours.
HURT & TANNER.
AGAIN READ THE EVIDENCE from Druggist
who NH cured by use Of the Balsam, aud now sells
largely
l.. q. Cottren, Druggist at Marine City, Michigan.
writes Sept. H. ls72; ~ am out OF Aliens Lug Ri
sam send me half gross soon you can; would
rather be out Of any other medicine In my store The
Lung balsam never fails 20 do good those afflicted
with a cough
Il Is harmless TO the most delicate child
" contains no opium IN any form
II ~ sold bg Medicine dealers generally
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03
VERIFY IT HATH No EQUAL.
CONSU MPTlVES, READ.

Would you cure that distressing cough, and bring
back that healthy vgor till lately planted in your
cheeky Ii YOU would, do not delay; for, you are
aware, it will be too late.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1873-01-03
CAUTION

BE no, deceived Can Cor ALIENS LUNG BAL.
SAM, and take no other.
So Directions accompany each bottle.