The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-10-02
HAPpY rHoueHTs.

Narsy--Pursy
ny a efrad Of ave yearsl.
Who wore a hiaeoax high ero~n'd CAP,
who called ms tooisy-F'ootsy CRAP
Yes used my lisrle head . sisp
whoasald she'a watch. then m s.niy slept,
And pinchd me sriteful whea ssls
Dear NuEsE-SsFsS.
who gazcd into my heavy syo.
And sid, " A powder Ne Hiuas trys
This horrid child, he lives too high p
Desr NErsy-parry.
who. when I yoIiV, cried, e Hola your dint
Or rhoked ne with q drop Of gin
It Easne spssHas, but pinsl
wrAo an ny .ssisilasns let morenr
Much sooner thsn she should s-ays done'
Which I've grown up eandy ore -,-.v
AIorals nrat her
SHARP practiee-Sword exercise.
A NOTORIOUS eavesdropper-Rain.
THE evening papers--Curl-papers
TIrE cheese Is nitier than the pen.
To ouKBafast young uan-Rridalh him.
| INnEouuous anirnals-Those who
haven't a scent.
0RoouEr has been defined IS billiards
gone 60 grass.
A MAN cannot see the point Of . joke
when he is the butt.
EVERY genius is an impossibility ill
ne appears.-Starr King.
PARTNe words from Germany to
Franoe-Our occupations gone.
THEIRS is no courage but in innocence;
M eonstsncv f,rt in an honest cause
Southern,
HE is not only idle who does nothing
but he is idle who might be better en-
ployed.-SOorates.
MANNER is everything with some pee
pie, aud something with eveEybody.-
Bishop M;adletoa.
THERE is nothing go effective in bring
ing man up to the scratch as a healthy,
high-spirited fiea.
A NAN in New York has watch which
he claims has gained time enough to
pay for itself in six months.
THE way to procure insults is to sub
NIT TO them. A man meets with no
more respect than he exacts.
The retrospection of past misfortune,
like shade to a picture, gives 10 our
present bliss greater force and blight
ness.
WHEx some one told DR.. Barton that
Mr.. Vowel was dead, be quietly re-
marked 81 Let us be thankful that il was
neither . nor ]"
KANSAS CrTY complains Of its corn
that ''the kernels shed blood. II
strikes us that that's just what colonies
might be expected to do.
IN the soni
AFe many lesser faculties that serve
Her oiiee holds; Of all external thinEs,
Which the nre patohful senses represent
she forms imasiHation airy ehapesi
An what VFe afiirm, OF what deny and cali
onr knowledge o. opinion Attion'
THERE is war between the cattle
owners and sheep-raisers Of southern
Colorado. The eattle-owners, who are
in the majority. are the eggressors-
Corrals have been broken into, and
sheep slaughtered oorn-helds trodden
down, and heards scattered upon the
plains. The cattle men seem resolved
to drive the sheep men out of she conn
try.
AT FOUND il very ineonyenient, and a
great loss of time, said Chateaubriand,
"to dine before o'clock. Ny wife
wanted 10 dine ct 5 o'clock. and inais-
ted upon that hour. After mi1ny argu-
ments and many heated discussions We
finally compromised upon O'Clock, an
hour which was very ineonvenient TO us
both. This is what they call domestic
concessions"
The rloriez Of Ssr birth and state
Are shadows. not substantial thingsi
There e. no arfnpr against f-te
Death lays hiaicy band on hnsai
sceptcr and crown
Must fambe down,
And IN The dust, be equal made
with the poor crooked ecythe snu spade
A NEGRO minister widower, who mar
ried rather sooner than some Of the sis
ters thought proper and becoming, ex-
cused himself as follows: Ny dear
brethren and sisters, my grief Vas
greater than I could bear I turned
every way for peace and comfort, but
none came. ] searched the Scripture
from Ginisee 10 Revelations, and found
plenty of promises 10 the widder, but
marry one to the Widderer. And 80
took II that the Lord didn't waste SYM
patay on q man when Il was IN his pow
er TO comfort himself; and having .
frst-rate chance to marry ia the Lord,
I did so again. Besides, brethren. I
that poor Betsy was just as
dead as she would ever be.
A CORRESPONDENT Of the Detroit Free
Press thus writes: Last season wo
saved abont Ave acres Of grass for seed.
some Of our neighbors laughed at US.
They said We we're foolish when hay
was SO high. But we made almost
double what we would II We had cut It
for hay. There would not have been
over four tons at the most, and the hay
would have brought SIG a ton. which
would have been s64 for the hay. There
were two tons Of straw, which broaght
s12.50 per ton. a bushels Of seed, at
q. so per bushsi.- es4 for the Eesd and
SIS, which would be 500. Now sub
stract g for threshing, which would
leave S106, and you see thsre waa go
more profit in the seed than there would
have been In the hay.
TIE MrRAonz or GExus.-We can
never prophecy the exact limits Of intel
lectual power. History warns as against
doing 90. The genins Of Plato was
evolved from the capacities Of
the PeIasgic race. But who IN Homer's
time could have conceived the possibili-
ty Of Platouism II would have been
. eyelation--strsuge enouRh-in the
heroic age. Cultivation prepares the
way fer him, however. and Plato comes,