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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

Hope the best, get ready for The
worst, and take what God Sends
Mahhe,o Henry
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

The essence Of temptation is that
we forget the present and covet the iu-
ture, like Eve IN Paradise.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

TO snffer well is as acceptable as
to do well. Nehemiah Adons
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

Let thy thoughts be such to thyself
thai thor art not ashamed to have God
know them AMI that if it should be
suddenly asked ''what thou thinkest
on, thou might'st not blush to tell
Jcremy Tuylor.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22
Associating wftl,@tile Wicked.

tiide WITCH 10 III ho hhA btdutllui, III
ty drops of pure water will not clarity
single glassful of that which is
dirty One sickIy sheep may infect a
whole flock, but no number of healthy
o es would have power to restore al
infected flock. And SO it often is in
social and national life. One ill-tem.
pcrel person may destroy the peace
Of whole household, and neutralize
the efforts Of all the am tble and the
good to make the home he abode OF
harmony and happirest A single
traitor may betray "a city and ruin q
kingdom, though every other man in
the army remain true and faithful,
brave and patriotic. He who takes
the wrong side, may, in these cases, be
vastly inferior to those who stand by
tie right; ond yet he may succeed
where the others fail. A maniac may
kindle fire which ten thousand of
the wisest men in the city may not be
able to put out ana an idiot boy may,
in ten minutes, destroy work of art
which has employed the noblcst pow
ers Of the loftiest genius years to com
| plete.
But the worst results Of the corrupt
ing power of evil are to be found in
the province Of morals and religion,
"Oue sinner destroycth much good. -
yes, far more good than any one man
could accomplish, though in point of
all that is intelligent, wise and noble,
he that did the good might immensely
surpass him that did the evil. Evil
communics tions corrupt good man
ncrs." Conybeare and Howson render
the passage thus. converse with
evil men corrupts good manners. "
Hence it is that 50 often in the Word
Of God we meet with such exhorta-
tons rs these: My son, if sinners
entice thee, consent thou not - En-
ter not into the path Of the wicked
and 90 not in the way Of evil men ;"
Avoid it, pass not by it, turn from it
and pass away" For as you have no
right to expect that You could pass
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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

A few minutes devotion at night
viii not clear the conscience of foul
trick done during the day, nor will 60
inc to church on Sunday atone for the
wi;rul Sins Of week.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

The personal magnetism which
men talk about 50 eiioIy and 50 igno-
rantly, is, | firmly believe, in part if
not entirely, a spiritual quality. The
invisible, the unrecogn=ed speaks out
in the man, he knows not how himself,
and how should others know This
mysterious magnetism thrills you the
moment you catch Ir. Coughs eye or
touch his hand He is no more actor,
no orator, no public man living in a
public atmosphere, and laboring for
fame or gold, but friend friend Of
yours, friend of every man who needs
a friend. His simplicity, his kindness,
his unfeigned sincerity, all shine out in
even half hour intercourse. The or
ator you admire the man you love.
The ancient writer's said that the foun-
dation Of rhetoric was high and no.
bic character. Modern writer's have
laughed at them, but [ believe they
were right. \ rascal may have been
an actor, but not an orator. \ great
heart is the first condition Of true elo-
quence; and Mr.. Cough has emphat-
icaIiy a great heart. Christian Week.
ly.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

The corn in harvest sometimes
ripens more in one day than in weeks
before. SO some Christians gain more
grace in one day than for months be-
fore Pray that this MY be ipon-
Ing haryeat-day in your souls.-4Hc-
CheE11e.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

Good words do more than hard
speeches, as the sunbeams, without any
noise, viii make the traveller cast off
his cloak, which all the clustering
winds could not do, but only make him
bind It closer to him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

"YoU OUGHr TO KNOW. "-Almost
all of US can remember the friend who
upon various occasions has said to US:
"Now you mus. not be offended if I
say something to you tihat I feel it my
duty to speak about The most prop
er thing to do, as a rule in such case,
is to knock the man down-if he is not
too large for after he has finished
there can be no doubt but that YOU will
want to do so, and propricty, or con-
science, may then prevent. There is
another form of friendship quite as
common, especially among women, that
leads one to tel! the other some nea.
little gossip about herself or family, not
that the relator believes word Of it.
but because the victim ''ought to know"
These customs among our friends are
so common that We accept them IS
matters Of course, and even when we
are most exasperated by them, we know
we shall forgive them in time. 4 sad
experience teaches US that much
,ScriJner's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

The less the temptation IS to sir
the greater is that sla.--TAomu.
Brooks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

The lady in Millais' famous pict-
ure would tain save her lovers life
from the massacre of st, Bartholomew
by binding the popish badge around
his arm he kisses her for her love,
but firmly removes the badge. SO when
the dearest friends we have, out of
mistaken tenderness, would persuade
Us to avoid persecution by re!in1uishing
principle, and doing as others do, we
should thank them for their love,
but with unbending decision refuse
to be numbered with the world. .-Spur-
qeOR.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

Even The weakest man is strong
enough TO enforce his CONVICTIONS
Goeths
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22

Often have | thought with my
self, | vii! sin but this one sin more,
and then [ will repent Of it, and of
all the rest of my sins together SO
foolish was | and ignorant. As if |
should be more able to pay my debts
when | owe more or as if I should
say | will wound my friend once
again, and then VIII lovingly shake
hands with him; but what if my
friend will not shake hands with me !?
Besides, can one commit one sin more,
and but one SIN more ?-Fu'ler
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-05-22
Our Free Lunch.

Our Free Lunch.
10 snffer we'll is as acceptable as
to do well.-Nehemioh Adnnas.
Hope the best, get ready for the
worst, and take what God Sends
Matthew Henry
A good man shall have what he
needs, not always what be thinks he
needs. Charock
Tbs Presbyterians in the United
States average ninety-eight communi-
cants to church
The essence Of temptation is that
we forget the present and c0vet the fu-
ture, like Eve IN Paradise.
No one is so entirely surrounded
by labor but that he can talk with God
at the same time i'll his heart. Thomas
u Kempis.
wy,
-" ne': oea'n' 'he srea' oecohclief'
.L@4 n"0 eo'"e' - 10 'reIe' our 'e"'et''e'S
I~onss M W. Eiot Ge'' 0'' '"' Jul 8'''''''
Certainly in the day Of Judgment
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"A 1e" minutes Devotion at hl9ht
VIII not clear the conscience OF foul
.r'eA oo'e curing Tue gay nor VIII 60
"lilui SINS OF week.
let thy thoughts be such to thyseif
tnaS tnor art not ashamed to have Uod
know them ; ami that II It should be
SuddeHl} asked ""hat tnon thlnkest
on, thon might st not blush to tell
Jefe"y 1oytor.
~,
rpens more III one day than IN weeks
before: 80 some CHRISTIANS gam more
grace IN one day than Tor months be-
tore, Fray that this MY be a rlpen-
ing HarVeot-day III your souis--Hc-
Chet't@.
-,>o peace was ever won from tate
~ 9up'sflo5e or aereelntnU' no peace
"h'oh W" sha1 WIN oy victory over
Shame oi slh' victory over SIN 'il@' oP-
pressed Us "eil a9 over 'Aat "hlch
'o'I"P'7'
1t !. not 80 lh"en 'ic oeln7 exempt
from Id,'it5 as thG h"'lhS o'eFoohl5
,he'N' 'n&I Is an an'anla@e 70 Us II
oe'h% VITA the 1oI'les OF the n'no as
aitoyt1 ana co"9uiheu upon ihe piace
,oor, +bon = oono beI ava, cnr,,ro
more 'idh II hoHe A@'u e'e' spi oho
there -,S5rit
80
w hv cannot we love HIM as we'll
v-Lo,, bo +rao+U ,,c cvrnn-ly- onI ri-yoS
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us health and plenty, Quletness and
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peace as others olo upon SiopetS ana
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-,
and in hard WilderncSScs, IN nakcdnCSs
'h'h@S ah' al Sao ulsco'hior'o
JeTemy I0y'0r.
:.
ne ldle man IS the ue'li' co'liion'
On When he 'aNeti MS 'fee ease VINO
a as he IS lHoaP@'ie o1 any Sooo' 50 ne T, Is
ntly dlspo5et Tor al e'll hotio"s' me
standing "a1er soon sl'Hhe'h5 whereas
as the current ever heePS Gear ana
cleaniy' conveying GOWN al VIC ,'ois0'he
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-03-30

A BLACK MANS PROTEST.. Col.
orod Congressman Elliot, of South
Carolina. thus speaks ofths bribery
and corruption which was prac-
ticod in the Legislature OF South
Carolina to olcct Patterson, carpet.
Dagger, 10 the United Stat0s
Senate: 4s
! can boar descat, but tho humil.
itation this thing has brought upon
our colored race--thats w0at hurts
mo. Our raoo ia now on trial DO.
fore the world az to its fitness to
govern. What will DO said about
such o Wholesale buying up as
thisf The colored mon, a. You
know, are in large majority IN the
Legislature, and for them to de-
liberatoly sell out by wholesale in
. blow that we can't get over for
years; LISA blow at our integrity,
our honesty, osr manhood. The
reportihas Como to tho world that
tho colorcd legislators, making lava
for South Carlina. have boon bribcd
by wholesale, and the report is,
unfortunately true. What will tho
world think Of it.
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rights of tho Central, they pre-.
sumo to build . road, running II
parallel with the Central, to Den,
nison, in this State, claiming no
other right for 90 doing, except
that they own the land. They
would, with the same proprioty,
buy up tho right Of way, parallel
with the Central 10 Houston, and
extend their road 10 that place.
II strikes me that the u. KAT.
Railroad presume on this proposed
unpopularity ot.hs, Central road
in doing this, and that tho people
will sustain thom for that reason;
and tAstsndency being to do this,
! think w Should oonaidsr. .thiA
subject moro before passing cur
opinions.
Tho people arc suffering great
inconvenicsos from tho fsiluro to
connect by these roads, and I I'm.
hositatingly say that tho, fault 10
in the N, ks T. Railroad. Tho
Central is perfectly right in rsfas.I
ing to connect ~ Dspnison, and
we ought to mako tho N. r.. b r.
feel tho consequences Of thoir cots.
Lot ne do justice to our parties.
While on this subject ] would
say, that the Central road has done
more for Texas than any road we
have over built. Shs has built
moro miles ofroad, and ssttled MP
the country to support 1t at tho
same time. She has charged high
rates, but thecountry was 90 thinly
settled that this was necessary.
A. for her sosl, that is about az
big as any other corporation wc
know Of. She has accepted loss
than somo others arc asking for.
ta TERMINUS.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-03-30

Job Work done with neatnoss
and dispatch.
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Concerning the author Of the beautiful
hymn, "watchman. Tell us Of tho Might"
who died last November, ia his eighty FIRST
year thsCsntral Baptist has The following:
Sir John Bowring, LID, F. r. g., born in
Exeter, England, in 1892, wsa man Of
extraordinary sttainments and usefulnesa.
His linguistic knowledge 10 seen in his
numerous translations from the Russian,
Servian, Polish, Magyar, Danish, German,
Swedish, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese and
other languages. His versatility 10 At
tested by original hymns, end BY works
upon labor, morals, finance and commerce.
But that glorious hymn, which will BE-
sung as long as tina world stands, 10 worth
all Of his other works put together.
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Houston l. TEXAS CENTRAL r, X.
DALLAS, TEXAS, March %, '73.


EDITORS HEaALD: | soc an ar
ticle in your paper to-day; further
abusing the Central Railroad.
This thing has become chronic in
Texas, and know Of no better rea-
son assigned for IL, than the fact
that we have had no other road in
the State worthy Of abuse. / nevor
see q paper in tho State scarcely
that undertakes TO show up any
thing to the credit Of the Central
road; but on tho other hand, are
generally ready to take sides
against her with all parties who
assail her, and there is and never
has boon greater injustice done
that road, than in espousing the
quarrel, or rather supporting the
NJ. X. & T. r. r. in her fight with
tho Central. The Central road il
chartered to run TO Rod River, anc
under that charter hSa Tho cxclu
sive right to build ssllrond, will
certain limits--say thirty milcs t,
Red River. The NJ. X. & T. r. r
has no charter extending their roat
into Texas; but disregarding thu
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CORN is KING!
COOLEY'S EXTRA
EARLY. co RN,

The earliest field corn in America. Corn sent to
Mill in II weeks after planting. Itwcighs 62poui DIS
to tho b,,shel. Endorsed by the Commissioner Of
Az rculture ut Washington City, as being the most
reliable Corn in the United States.
For Sale ut WILLIAMS BROTHERS,,
Main Film Streets, Dallas, Texas.
March IS, lS73..dn3l .d&w2w
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CcoNxuSIcATxs,1
IL Prcuty.

From tho associated press dis.
patches VIC see that ono J. J. Prou.
ty has been appointed collector Of
customs tor tho Post of Salu ria.
1t has been our misfortune 10 DO.
como acquainted nth tho honosa-
bio % appointss-~in fact he wss
one Of the 6rst aeqaaintsnoes VI
made in tho State. Believing him
to DO q gentleman, as such No treat
cd him, until . knowledge Of his
associates and practices caused the
darkness to'pass from upon onr
eyes and the light oftruth 20 shsw
how greatly we had been deceived
Honesty is unknown to him, decen.
cy has mover been mentioned 10
connection with his name, and to
class him with tho very dogs that
move in the streets, would be an
insult to tho lowest cur. For some
time hs was proprietor ofa Peter
Funk establishment in the city
of Jefferson, and from tho sale Of
his worthless wares in connection
with tho daily work ho did ~ a
hobby member Of the Texas
legislature, for parties who
were ashamed to DO known
in connection Herewith, be man.
aged to obtain . very respectable
livelihood.
By birth, Prouty Is IN Indianan,
and Is . dishonor To his State. OF
bis politics, nothing good can b
said; they are Of the Thad Stevens
order, and in bis daily walk he
made 1t o point to lot tho world
know that he regarded tho full.
pledged son of"Africa's burning
shore" his peer, If not bis superior
lin which opinion oil Of both pc.
litical parties in tho community 10
in which he resided, cheerfully
concurred with him. No honest
man, after having found out tho
man, would DO soen in his compa.
ny, and it for ths parposa-O f ssSur,
ing sotno dishonest legislation bis
services were required by any one
he was met when the sable folds Of
night would hide the meeting he'll d
from tho Dyes of tho world. From
the time of his advent into this
State, he has been cursed With m
inordinato thirst for Office; he has
importunod tho government at
Austin for place and position, until
no has secured for himself the cog.
nomon Of "Old Shop" and wsil'he
deserved it. Ho was s thorn in
the side Of his party, and would
bofoul by his presence tho blackost
chamber of hcIl, and no doubt, to
rid themselves of his odious pres
ence, his frieds q have secured
for him the insignificant appoint
ment of Collector of Customs at
Saluris, an important post ON the
Gulf coast. Deeply do we regret
tho misfortune that has bofallcn
the good people Of that quot town.
May kind Heaven enable them to
bear up under their groat Attic
ton, and from the dishonest hands
of Jackson j. Proutly, save whole
and intsctthcir worldly possessions
TO the good citizens of Saluria we
soy look we'll to your doors at
night, for thieves arc abroad in the
land. IL.
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A Detroit woman allowed q
gentleman Of that city to namo
hor baby tho other day, in con.
sideration Of a two dollar bill, and
the poor little thing was christensd
William Horny Washington Col
fax Grant Scipio Brutus Halifax
Weed Joshua Lono Jack Madison
Buffalo Bill James Saunders
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Tho following is tho copy ola
will len by man who chose to DO
his own lawyer. "This is tho laat
will and testament Of me. John
Thomas Igivo all my things to
my relations, to DO divided among
them the host way they can.
N. Bile anybody kicks up a
row or makes any fuss about it, he
semitic have ANYTHING"
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A gentleman from Ireland being
asked by a city belle ifhe admired
ANAL waists, responded, mot in
the laced"
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4 Dr.. Maesulay, whose work % Anssiss
has Won such golden opinion on both
sides Of The Atlantic, has Ano.hsr work
upon Ireland, in thsprsss. Dr.. Msosuley
has . practicsd, pen, having suesssded Mr.
Jordan ID editor 81 tbs Litsrdry Gazette
from 1860 to 1866. He 10 now editor Of
the Leisure Hour.
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A minister having remarked that "thsrs
would Be nave In the new sdihes the %.
cisty wss erecting" % old lsdy said "she
knew the person 10 whom BE rsssrrsd."
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Printers, only, knowiwhat these two
lines are put here for.
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4. D1ABoL CAL ASSAULT
A, BLACK FIEND's PASSION
"A White Boy they icti m

Sunday afternoon, just about twilight
md where the Trinity takes a southerlyI
bend towards the city, in the ncighbor
hood Of what is known as Freedmantown,
little boy, son of Mr.. John II. Cole, was
playing on the east declivity Of the river
bottom, when he observed negro man
standing some distance below, calling
him Not apprehending any danger, h0
ran down to where the negro was, and had
no sooner got within reashing distance
when the negro seized him with q Violent
grip, and with IN oath declared he should
submit to certain disgusting indignties,
which the little fellow stoutly refused to
do lie then sought persuasion, taking
the precaution the while to keep the little
fellow under strict captivity, promising
him presents, such as toys, kites, marbles
y and all the little bazaar of trifles calculated
10 win the child to o compliance with his
nameless demands But his blandish-
ments were met with firm negative En-
ragged at the, unpliant character Of gthe
child and his determined opposi ton, he
grasped him desperately around the throat
and attempted to throttle him. FOrtu-
natcly the ncumbrance was not sufficient
to prevent the child from uttering q loud
cry for help, which attracted a gentleman
passing, who instantly flew to his rescue
n Upon learning the facts in the premises,
posse of citizens went in pursuit of the
negro and after some little search found
him. The circumstances Of tho assault
q being Of such hideous character, the fcel-
ing against the black scoundre was nat
urally bitter, and was wrought up to such
pitch as to be almost ungovernable. 1t
was finally agreed to turn him over to a
single party from whom he escaped, but
no was again arrested this morning and
lodged, in Jail in this city. ,2wfga
The Herald would deplore any demon
,stration that would have the appearance
of turning the administration Of justice
q over to Judge Lynch, but we cannot help
but think that the best precedent to set in
case of this kind would be some measure
that will inquire repression of one Of the
foulest crimes that ever dsgraced the un-
sullied fame Of our city.
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office.

We wish to say to our friends and the
public, that we have sold our entire inter.
est in the "Imperial Saloon and would
ask our customers to remember us at the
old stand. "The Office Saloon" will soon
be fitted up as gay as the gayest, and our
customers will find the finest of the fine to
drink, as wehave over fifty barrels ofpure
Ken lucky whisky, all to be sold at Is
cents per drink.
63dlw FENDLEY & MILLER.
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MIR. JSo. M. MURRAY, Of Richardson,
invites us to call up and be at the baptis-
NAL ceremony of his iowa. We can't do
it Mr.. NJ. We were baptized once our
selves, and have chilly remembrance Of
a great deal ofwater going down urback,
up our nose, down in front, and so on,
but If yeu purpose to bsptise your bant
ling with something else We might come up,
We think we could como up. In fact, we
know We could come up. By George, we'd
60 up or die.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-04-29
JOHNNY is 4 Dallas ;uyep;le. who h

Johnny is a Dallas Juvenile, who has
spinstcr aunt and also q Sunday school
teacher. This aunt would like to marry
the Sunday school teacher, who is rather
Inclined that way himself. This aunt Of
Johnny's has been known to give johnny
several beautiful ,pankings, and Johnny
gave it back to her in this fashion last
Sunday. "Taachor-" Johnny, who was
the. first man ~ Johnny-"Adam.p2 Teach
er-"Rightl who was the first woman ?"
Johnny--"l know, but don't know wheth.
er you want me to tell it to everybody
Teacher.-"Wby Of course, there can be no
harm, it was Eve johnny" Mr.. NJ,
that's played it, NY Aunt Mary, and II
she Amt, she's old enough to be.p s