The Republican journal., 1873-10-23
Pills, Portions and Pungencies.

How 10 make IN Indian loaf-Giyc him gal
lon Of Whiskcy.
Ii Eegetine is taken regularly according Il
directions, a certain and speedy curt of DySpep
s!;t will follow lis use.
Daughters Well TO tell the TRUTH do no
think much of the close of the Sermon" Fathe,
-"Probably you We're thinking more Of Tho
clothes Of the congregation
Nothing else will answer. II You are hoarst
have Il cold, or a hard cough, ask your drug
gist for Hale'S honey Of Hor@hound and Tar
Take nothing else. 1t is the one sovereign rem
edy for all complaints of the throat and lungs
Crittenton's, ! 9th Avenue. Sold by all Drug
glstS.
Pixies Tootlache Drops cure III minute.
Scene in court: Judge" Have you anything
TO offer to the court before sentence is pasSeo
upon you:" Prisoner" No, Judge; had ten
dollars, but my lawyers took that
over exertion, either of body or mind, pro-
duces debility and disease The usual remedy
is to take some Stimulant, the effect of which is
the same as giving a tired horse the whip III
stead of oats. The true way is to tortity the
system with permanent tonic like the Per,Ni-
an Syrup, Ga protoXide of Iron) which gives
strength and yigor to the whole system.
What relation is loaf Of bread to a locomo-
tiye:-lts mother. Why: Because bread is a
necessity and locomotive an invention and
we all know that necessity is the mother of in
Vention.
Triumph of Medical Art.
Yes, a triumph we call it. when medicine can
be 50 : fixed up" as to be pleasant TO take and
yet accomplish the object intended Such a
medicine is DR.. Perce's Purgatiye Pellets, sam
pies of which the writer procured and tested in
his own family. 'Ihe Pellets (ittlc pills. are
about one-fth the size of an ordinary pill,
made of highly concentrated root and herbal
extracts, and sugar-coated. Frankfort (Ind. }
Weekly Crescent 10l
The chap who could do all the business he
wanted to without advertising, has been com
PEELED to advertise at last. The new advetise-
ment is headed-'Notice in Bankruptcy, As
signce's Sale"
IMPORTANT TO SUFFERERS. The greatest
beneiactor is one who relieves pain and cures
disease. DR.. Sisbee has accomplished both bv
his miraculous discovery of ANAkEsIS, an alb
solutely easy rapid and infallible cnre for Piles
i'll all stages. All doctors endorse il and 20 900
cured sufferers testify to its virtues. 1t is IL
simple suppository acting as an instrument
poultee and medicine. The relief is instant and
cure certan.-Prce 500. Sent free by mail
on receipt of price, Anakesis Depot, 4G Walker
ST., New Yo.k.
Young ladies, always give precedence TO old
age Never go to the wash-tub if your mother
or grandmother is present.
Extract from Letter of Messrs. AVERY,
BROWN q Co., one of the oldest and most
Responsible Firms in the Maritime Prov
lnceS.
HALIFAX, October 4, 1871.
JANET /. FELLOWS. Esq.-Dear Sir: Our
sale of your Compound Syrup of Hypophos-
phites has been very large and, notwithstand-
ing its high price, has far exceeded that of any
other medicine. We have had from you within
the past year six hundred cases of one dozen
each, which has gone into every part of the
and given, SO far as we know, Uni
versal Satisfaction.
As it is no ''quack medicine but compound.
ed, as we believe, upon the sound principles OF
Pharmaceutical science, we trust you will not
allow the public to lose sight of a remedy so
well calculated to be of Permanent value: very
respectfully, AVERY, BROWN AGO.
Since the above was written, Messrs. Avery,
brown Bo., have purchased the enormous
quantity Of 800 cases. INVENTOR.
negro was put upon the stand as a witness
and the judge inquired if he knew the nature
of an oath ''For certing, boss" said the citi
zen: IF | swear to a lie must sticl, TO
him ~