The Wheeling daily register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1864-1878, 1873-05-31

FIRE, he cpuldnt lose cent And, by
George he sued Jacobs ion the rhino,
and got judgement, and he set up the
roffin IN his back pa-lor and said he
lowed to take his time now, II was
always an aggrsyation to jacobs, the
way that miserable old thing acted.
He moved back to 1ndisny pretty
soop-went to Wellesville- Welles-
vile was the place the Hogadoms WIS
from. Mighty fine family. Old Mary
land stock. Old Sqnire Hogsdom could
carry around more mixed liquor, and
cuss better than most any man ] ever
seen. His second wife YVES tine Widdsr
Billiugs-she that was Becky Martin;
her dam was the deacon Donlaps first
wife. Her oldest child, Maria, married
o missionary and died in grsce-et up.
By savages. They ct hin too, poor te!-
low-bilsd him 1t wasn't the custom,
SO they say, but they explained 10
friends of MS u that went down there
to bring away mis- things, thai they d
tried missionaries every other wRv aud
never could Get any good ont Of eRs-
and so it annoyed a.. his relatives TO
find that the mans life was fooled
away just out OF derned experiment, sn
TO speak. But mind YOU, there AMI
ANYTHING ever really lost; everything
that people cant understand and don't
see the reason OF, does good, it YOU only
hold Oh and give i; q far shake Prov
idence don't FIRE no blank c. trldges,
BOYS Tha; there missIonary's sub-
stance, boys, unbeknowp 10 himself
actu'iv converted every iasi one OF them
heathens that took chance al the bar
becue. Nothing ever fetched them but
that Don't tel ne il was an accident
he was billed. There ami no sucl thing
a. an accident.
When my Uncle Lem was leaning
up agin 8 scaffold once, SICK, OF drunk,
or sutnia az ITisnmau with Z NOD iui.
OF bricks iell Oh him on; o, the third
story and broke the old man T bach Il
two places People said il wa or ac-
cideu:. Much accident there was about
thai lie didn't knoE what ne was
there Tor, but he wac there Tor & good
Object. II he hadn't beer there the
freshman would have been killed No
body Cal ever make me believe any
thing different rom thai. Uncle Lem :
dog was there. Why didL the lcisn
man iall Oh the dog? Becuz the dos
would seen him g comm anu skipped
That the reason the dog werep', 81.
pInteG. Il doc cau be depended or 70
cary out special providence AarE
my words, / was p2t-u4 Thing. Ac-
cldents don't happen, boys. Uncle
Len Go.--I wish YOU could 4 seen
that DOG H wss regular Sheppard
or ruthsr he va- part Uuli and r5-i
sheppard-spleudid animal, belonged 10
Parsor uaga- before Uncle Len =.
him.
"Par:on HagS- belonged 10 .ae
WesJe-r Reserve Ea2G-=-p-.me taE'-
II; his mother was & v es,yD, oLc Llr
sisters married . Wheeler they sei,i-@
in Morgan county, and ne go. rinpec
bv the machinery OF & carpe, iacIory
aud went through II less tnar Quart
e. OF . minute. HIS widow bought
the piece o. carpsi that mad MS remalp-
wuYe IL, and people came nunG7s~
miles L TEND the iunera., and they ERC
10 lei one end OF the coffin SICK oui o
the window They dIdn'i bury him
they planted one enc and !e; MN st.o-
III, same g. { mouumeI. Ana TIE.
nailed 3 s'ga or il, AID put -HuI o. Ii
sacred 10 TIE u.e.n-o-rv-o: fourteen
y-s-rds--o' three ply-car-ret-con-
lainiGC a.! taRt wa=-moIta. o.
W-il.-.-&u W-u-+-
Jim Blaine hsd been growing EradH-
ally drowsr and GroUsleg-Ale head
nodded once, twice, three times t@er
dropped peacefully upon n.s Dreas. "2o
ne Tell traHquliyssle"p The Ieara
were running down the boy'E CHECK
they were sufocatinc viii suppEs==eu
laughter, and had beer from Inc START
though ! mad never noticed Il. per
ceived that ] was sold ! learned then
that Jim Bisine's peculiarly was Ina.
whenever he reached certain State o.
iuloxicatiou, no human powe~ could
keen him ron setting or. with impre--
sive uuo.ion. &c tel about Z wonderful.
adventure he has once had witt Ia
srandiatheT's old ram, ana the meut,o"
o the ram il the frs sentence We g.
la Is any man ha5 eve heard him Q
concerning il; Ee always m"ur1e-s0
of intermiuaDiv ZION CO. i-iur Il @.-
other, III. uI- " aisi,- 70. IL" bette. %.
hin then he feI! asleep Wins. tire
thing was tha. happened t. lin al, ~
grand:a,Aer's o,i ram Is { da:@ prys.yTs
10 this 1av. .o~ nobody uss ever yet
iOIEu on.