The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-05-22

NUMBER 81.
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HE who has Eot She weakness oi
friendship has not the .sirength.--Jels-
bert
GRHAT warriors. liko great earEh-
quarkes. are principally remembered
for the mischief they have DONE
Bored.
As epicurean has discovered lhat the
plaasantest way to take cod-lfVexz oil i
to fatten pigeohs With It. ana then eat
the pigeons.
HERoEsN Is aetiFs senies seuius.
eoatemplatiye heroism. Hefoisla is the
ssif-deyotion Of genius laaaiiesting f.
self in action.
WRAT is the differences between s Jes
and lawyer The ons gets his Law
from the prophets. the other hss profits
from the Law.
sTHE labor Of the body relieves us
from the satigues iog the mind : aad Ibis
is Il which forms the happiness o. the
poor -I5ocAefoueassld
IT is the mind that makes the body
rich; and rs the san breaks through tlls
darkest Clouds 50 honor TseesetA in tile
meanest habit.-iStdkspeare
TFEsE woalG not bs hnif the diaical-
ty in doing right. bus for che freqneas
occurrence Of cases where the lesser VIZ
tues are on the side Of wroag.-L c.
Hare.
Max is physically as wen as meta
physically a thing OF shredsand patches.
borrowed unequaily from good and bad
ancestors, and a mistit from the start
Emerson.
THE fact that the old Greeks used to
laugh over the same good jokes that We
do, leads Dr. Hopkins to remark that
Irish bulls we're once calves In Greece.
-AduaRce.
ABAsEAFEST sometimes becomes de-
basement, and when I hear people sing
a hymn announcing that they are dying
worms, I always want to administer a
vermifuge.-Samust Lonqfsllosg.
SoaIE people are never contented.
After having all their limbs broken,
their heads smashed, and their brains
knocked out, they VIII actually go 70
law and try to get further damages.
A MAN, after waltzing SIX times with
one lady at ball, was asked If he was
fond of dancing. o no, replied the
youth, don't care for It, but my doe
tor advised me to-day to take a sweat,
and this is cheaper than a TurIzisll-bafil.
AKSs's fool who was condemned to
to die was allowed to chose she form of
death, and chose old age. An Iowa girl
being asked what form of death she
preferred, remarked that If she mass
die she preferred TO be smofhered-
with kisse1.
NEVER put much confidence in such
as put no confidence IN others. Aman
prone to suspeo3 evil IS mostly looking
in his neighbor for what he sees in
himself AS to the pure all things arc
pure, even 50 70 the impure All things
are impure.-L c. Hare.
IF YOU wish particularly TO gain the
good graces and affscsion Of certain peo.
pie, men or women. try TO discover tlicis
most striking merit. II they have one,
and their dominant weakness, ,-foi
every one has his own,-then do iustiol
to the one. and little more than justios
to the other--C Chesterfield
A MAN once went to a lawyers ofiic1
and told the legal gentleman that be
had been insulted by man who told
him to 60 to-, and desired to know
what he should do. The lawyer suave-
ly said wouldn't advise you 70 so;
the law dosent compel you.
PEoPLE are fond Of talking about the
extravagances Of genius. the exagsera-
tions of the imagination, and when they
meet with something very extzavagaai
and exaggerated, they regard this rs a
proof that the writer's imagination was
50 vieIjt and nneon3rollahle. it qai8e
ran awaw with him. One might IS vel
deem gouty legs sympieniasic q
STRENGTH and agility. Exagsoratians
mostly arise from feebleness and terpor
Of imagination. It is because we feel
ourselves unlble 70 vivify an object IN
its full. calm reality tha. We mouth and
srutter. - CfucSses az Tiafh.
A AsARaRB, who was assyn.Hsathizing vitb
a neighbor on the death of his son. said:
You should recollect. Neiglbor Jones.
there Is no loss without some gain.
John, you remember. was always =
monstrons eater know be was. ra-
sponded the boreaved parent bus d
think he was laid up with rheumatism
all winter and died Just in hayins time
is prettyrough.
WoRKNe Of the optional sys3em a
I Dartmouth Calculus and Greek are
optional during a part of the eoame.
/ The following extract FROM the hFst re.
ci4atien os n certain class IN Calcslas 8
instanced Professor T., what is Tin
object Of studying Calculusg R.-ro
get nd Of Greek. sir
/ Je,icdiah Burohard, once rreaeHing 4
revival sermon. was interrupted by the
entrssEoa of Aaron Burr. Here come.
one, says the revisalisi, against vllon
even / viii testify ID the das 81 iudz
meut. Xea. sir. said Bnrr. in - wears
Of criminal praefieo haee slesys
found the greatest rascsl tau states
I evia euec.
A QaAKEuHss. feal5as sf her husband,
Watched his movements. and sne aso4a
il actually discovered the tFasht kiss
ING sn5 haeeina tlse sarvant riEts fsrasa
l,finf uas not long in discovering e..
face Of hls wife s. she respe3 shrausi
tln hali-oaened door. and. rssins VIA
sil ere eoolsiess af e esslerai esAesf. D.
thus aadresed her Betsy, thee haf
better qsii reepine. On thee vii cans
I disturbance in the family.
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"a lSaskose. lately eonsafnesi ts,s foiiov
ing Hatiea The nlaiilef - tas flfo4ffe
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