The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1873-11-01
Humorous.

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: Humorous.
"My dear doctor,o said a
! Irishman, it's no use your civ
ing me an emetic. tried
twice in Dublin, and it would no
stay on my stomach"
When young lady gets q let.
ter she carries in her hand, but
couDle of pounds of sausage, she
manages to squeeze into her
pocket.
Mark Twain, few months af
ter his first baby was born, was
+. holding it On his knee. His wife
said, "N0W confess, Samuel, that
you love the child" 81 can't do
that" he replied, ''but I am will
ling to admit that / respect thu
little thing for its fathers sake"
A copper Spectator fell asleep
in church, from which he was
awakened by the pastors reading
"SQrely there is a vein fer silver
and a place for gold where they
find it," Jumping to his feet he
shook his book at the minister.
crying, ''Tll take five hundred
shares" L
: school cOUr2Ilt5 III illinois F
brought charges tie other DAY (
against one Of the local teachers,
the specifications q which are as
follows 81. immortality; 2. Par (
thality; 2. Keeping ciscr5ly
schO&i; s, Carrying uniatie weep I
ingsn The man Who wrote this
charge intends - hSUP TIE 6ehouI .
himself next session.
One of the young officers at the
lava beds received letter from
the girl he left behind him, which
contained this tender paragraph:
"And if anything should happen
to you, do you make some ar
rangements to have your hair re-
covered and sent on. It is the
exact color Of mine, and I can't
get q pair of eurls of the right
shade anywhere"
The following queer advertise
ment is from the London Times
''KangaroO-Any portion of the
leopard or the boar would do, or
part of the pig, but abstain from /
the leOpard's heart and the parts
next to it; for the caudle viii not
be out then. The lion is too saw
age to be tanned. Don't forget the
babOOn's biscuits"
One of the fruit dealers of Port
land caught an urchin stealing
nuts, and proceeded to execute
cOndign punishment. The boy
begged to be released, because he
had Just been vGc7irTtef from G +
fresh cow. What has that 20 do
with it?' shouted the Infatuated
fruit dealer. ',S}e Wag q hooking /
cow and I gct Il inf0 ny bi0Cr-
was the whiaporiBq reply.
There is q liveIy-stable keeper
who won't let his horses to any (
body without CXaCting Q promise
shat he viii drive slow One
day a youth. VINO wanted TO 60 to f
q funeral, applied 70 the livery
man for horse. my friend, you
can have one If yaU agree 20 drive
Low. w eli, see here, Pm go.
ing to a funeral, and Pm bound to
Keep up with the procession if it
Kills the horse"
II met the other day." writes a
foreign sportsman, with an En-
glishman, who travels some hun
dreds of miles every year to in
dulge in his favorite sport of trout
fishing. | believe that, provided
his favOrite stream were undis-
turbed, this enthusiastic fisher:
man would be but little concerned
if the whole world were sub
merged in a second deluge, as
may be judged from the follow
ing anecdote. One day he was
exploring the banks Of his favor
tie stream, accompanied by the
landlord of the inn at which he
was stopping. The latter hap
pened to come too close as the lat
ter was throwing his fly, when
the hook caught The poor wretch
by the eyeIid, causing him in
tense pain. The sportsman cool
ly took out the hook, re-adjusted
the fly, and as the innkeeper con-
tinuen bowling at the top of his
voice. "You can," said he, in q
whisper, "put your eye down in
the bill; but I'll trouble. you to
stop that noise, SO as not 30 fright
- NV fish"
A dwellGr upon kansas pFalElas,
VINO is eviGeutly IN good cOndi-
ton of body, Tecounts, for the
benefit of unfortunate residents