Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1873-09-25
EVERY NIGHT.

City Councilman will do well to read
the experience of member of that august
body at Bowling Green. Ky. and be pro-
titcd thereby. The Bowling Green Psa-
s-y-. %-aJs ,his~:ss a. ..ssrtion one Of
them cot from his wife on returning ratL-
er late one evening last week: "E-v-e-r-y
night, Here it is half-past one o'clock
It's wonder you came home ct all -
What-do-y ou-think-a-womau is
made fort I do believe that il q robber
was to come aud carry me of. you wouldn't
care one cent. What is it you say -
City Council business mus. be attended
to" City Council business! How do I
know you 90 to the City Council? Does
the City Council meet EVERY night -
They don't meet but once in--New York.
But. l suppose Bowling Green
is more important place. Oh, yes-out
every aight Here I stay with the
children. all alone-ly;ng awake half of
the night waiting for you. Couldn't come
home any sooner? Ofcourse you couldn't
10 you didn't want to- Bat Tknow some
thing; you think don't. but do; that
do. I wish didn't. Where were you
Monday night? Tell me that. The Mar
shall told me the City Council didu', meet
.hsseieh.. Nov what have you got to say
Couldn't gsta quorum!' We'll. i il yoa
couldn't why didn't you como home p
Out EVERY night hunting-for-a-
quorum. Bet you woalda't hunt me If
was missing. Where were you Thursday
night and Friday nigbt3 There. was .
show in town. wasn't ,isres DO ybeal-
ways put ON your best vest aud clean shirt
to go to the Councils Wha. did you bur
that bottle Of hair oil for and hide it?-
'0il for your hone indeed. Who (eser
heard of hair oil for a waet-s;one? So
you think I didn't see you in the other
room, brushing and greasing your hair
and looking In the glass at your pretty
selfi "A man ought to be decent He
ought, ought be? Yes. indeed. a decent
man ought 10 ke aud a decent NAM will
stag home with bis wife sometimes, and
not hs out e-v-e-r-y night, How esmss
il that ,he City Council didn't meet bat
twice 4 month last ysary Tying to
work It out Of debt. Yes. that's probable
very; laughing and joking and smok-
ing. aud swapping lies win work dehs
Of. won't i'll Now--I-want-to--know
l-how-mueh-lon & ger-yOu-are-go-
Observation-Disclosures
iness? Yes. want to knowr Out e-v-
e-r-y night, City Council. Free Masens.
Red Men, Odd Fellows. shcws, hair OIL
and i,'s brush and brush aud brush unit.
! you've nearly worn out Che brush and
your head too. What is il you say 4,
helps year business TO keep up your social
relations At. indscdl You have 60,
relations here At hsuie. SIR. The need
keeping up some. / think. What did
yon say about catching Il the other nigh,
a. euchre farsyi Fellows. Its twelve
o'clock. bat let's play while longer; va
leon . csteh il any vesss when wss ~
home A p-r-s-t-t-y speech for ode.
Ec-e-a-s man ! Z .Cssca it!' .Cassh it 80
Ncil, Iiaseud you shall catch it---a d.
Psls. What's slss You ays .HI vsalaaa
pfsts ysu % yen wosld stay q hcss mHsl
We'd. .asiss do yca stay d .hcns \ 1ss
EuigAss ssa try &c. Perhaps ahes fsss<ss1
I-~esld slop. & .01s s~vss-s-y sigas escsasi
Il Ast.yoa 80 What's shat.s sist .fes
kssw ls1iss svAse sia's slvSys scsadisl
lsAsis hssbaels r Yea de- Do ye1 -
Hes ss1ssyss 70 knew then - Wks
right have ycu. % kacw uhcskerN oshe
scAen ftee 81 aot : That's always th,
wsy. yss nen think saas al ssIef 10