The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1873-06-20
USELESS Jgo,nsS

"heh there was uolLiur -,l- 'ag II
dening, and perhaps he G,s !, oo DOE
complaint, for every iate,r.1.1 ~ 12.'' ~
admit that he was sadly ts7,- S,-' s.ss.
metamorphosed rib rbis
Nowadays wherever vor
the same doleful story. " !Sk
Young men are afraid 10 ma.
the young women are 80 - u
are fit for is to dress Mp Ike M
in the parlor and tLrum tbel., & 3
Wei, who is to blameo
Not the young ladies bsu.,
assuredly.
Somebody says it Is their m.a
ne don't think so.
Don't everybody know that
men of the present day wapt,rs-
men to be useless? Don't ++lor
to dress up and sit in the rs-,.-.
they praise their unsunned f.
their lily hands, and admire H.
their silken trails, and the gri-,...,
jewelry
The pretty talk we hear
about girls helping their moths
kitchen is beautiful on paper hrt.
poets anything of the kind from
lady?
Baking bread, and coddIfrr
and sweeping, and making bel.
conducive to white hands and \
compilations and when it consse
ing clothes and scrubbing doors-vlI
gracious that is all.
Young men never 20 into Lir
watch their darlings make pies q
stoves-anywhere outof novels t- Is
want to, and the girls don't want
They all know that Maggie looks
sculhon without her powder : aujs
her face is not becoming : and sr-
steam viii take her hair out Of cs
strawberries and peaches howe7g /
Gus they may be to the palate. pr
fingers ends in hopeless mourning
No; the young man Of the prcsa
when he calls on a young lady, ezgsI
sit in the sOftest coTnerCI thcslfa. anil
gle is expected to be dressed Ike !
the last fashion plates with at leas. n
ruffies on her dress, and q hustle as
as Sallie's. or Jennie's, or Annis's q
she isn't stylish.
You just listen a momout TO tie I'd
sadon of our young men as theg
their cigars in front of their clul. I'd
watch the ladies pass by.
'There goes Miss B. DEUCE !
looking girl; grooms her hair " e.
in elegant taste plays tip-to9z|
euchre, too"
"There comes Miss G. DaJr,I
color ; striking costume got a
foot, and not afraid to show it. PrzI
a fellow needn't be ashamed % ~
with such a stylish looking v5r
When little Miss D. rasss
plain dress with nobofy's dr5a-
but her own, and a hat frI yea q
the fashion, all the fellow" stares
and make remarks about one gram
er, and Noah's Ark. and wonder 51
isn't after her. Not one of ths1i
anything about the fact that Size is
sible woman, and has spent her life
kitchen cooking and meuding for hE
er and half dozen young brotbsz
sisters. Oh, no. And yet men art
time crying out that they want senz.i
men for wives.
Why don't they get them them
The sensible girls of this gcuent
mostly be old maids, because ma
for the girls who giggle the most
dashing, who sport the most falsell
who pad the most atrocious!y. Aud
it has been so long since a real ~
God made her, has been in fashion
| doubt if the men Of today would Z
what specimen she belonged il TIE!
suddenly behold her.
Gentlemen say "uh, ladies @
dress with more simplicity ' anti
| quote Paul, etc.
Suppose you try the sweet &
dodge, young ladies, and 60 to .
party in the traditional scant ssis
muslin with blue ribbons, and !!
du natural.
You will have the pleasure o.
wall flower to the end Of the chap
If anybody thinks dress IS ol
quence, just let hes get Iuto il-
with a faded calico gown. andaae
and last years b0nne. on, al
will be reading newspapers. Ilr
very deeply absorbed, The Pal'
/ day will be particularly interesting
Mobilier or the last murder tI-
especially Fascinating. They VI
the end of the seat reAt the 1'
never see you. You may stand %
/ your arms full of packages, and ~
one foot to the other and staes-
their backs at every lureh oi D'
until the crack of doom. oeio'
these gentlemen, who are cs!-s
plainly dressed women, VIII g
seat.
Next day you just 90 and '.,s
your new spring silk, with II,
flounces, and your stylish Dol-
your charming Par55 hail. ana ~
cate gloves, and hall a dozen s'''.
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