The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-04-24

A little boy ia school gave one of the
best definitions Of economy. "Paring po-
laloes thin"
a Buffalo Quaker writes to Governor
Dix. "Fdcnd Dix, thee must do q little
hanging now aud then
The ladies DO their hair up so high
NOW that They have to stand on something
to pat oil their hats.
Fashion Is rarely useful. Ii scorns
utility. That Of wearing the hair loosely
down the back Is now going cat just as
ty time begins to dawn
"A Danbury man, who has been visit
ing in a place where tie cemetery was
provided with many private vaults, Is
very much pleased with the idea, as 1t
enables q man to visit bis own grave and
weep.
An Oregon youth dressed up straw
woman aud gave IL a seigh-tide through
The town, after bis bashfu advances had
been rebnfcd by the genuine articles.
The editor Of the Morchesd %. Cd
stan says eve offer especial induce
mcnt to our subscribers who club together
aud send in any little matter Of catabIes,
q. 70 were,
"A beau OF much experience says that
tie time for fellow to leave /, when a
Young lady asks him how the walking Is.
Il say Jim, which would YOU rather,
that lion tore you IN pieces or a tiger;
Why, sou goose, Of eoursc ia rather q
lion tore a tiger 10 pieces,
Have a right good talk, with a funny
aneedote or two, aud haIfdozen laughs,
with each meal. Eating alone at a re-
slanrant, aud shoyeiug IN the proveudor
10 solemn silence win give DYSPEPSIA to an
ostrich.
A farmer gives this biz Of advice,
which contains a good hint. lfyou want
the boys to stay on the farm, do not bear
On 10 hard when lbe boy Is turning tho
gaudaony
-Tsluage say iI wou'd take all line
with au infringement upon eternity, ioi
an angel Of God 20 tetl 3ue-bali the alorir.
ia salt crystal And Sc wonld take q
pair Of e1mpouoa.ae'ion bellows. worked
BIS forty hosse. power steam engine
hom nov unlil next Chu.ttnas ,a blow
ail 'he bosh out of Tslma1c.
In one 81 tbe suburban schools.
sheool inspector gave aat tba word apsal
ter to . class fer spelling u was pos.
81 10 al iih it reached tho foot of tht
class. .heua cugiy headed litle fellow
spelled Il correctly boz. being asked I'd
define IL hc shouted ont More SALT"
An unfortunate Kentucky edi,o.
tbu' addres,e. bis delinquent subscribers
Friends, We are rcunilcss Job, tagkc,
was s millionaire compared with ON
pfrscH, depressed treasury TODAY 81
salt was two cents barrel, We could uo
bus enough to pickle iay-birj
Have rou anr eh.Hrcnt demanded
bouse.nenler Eyes replied the olhcI
solemuly "sis- 40 ID The cemetery. "-
Better there Dian here s4id iae aud
lanl. c2Hso.iaglf aHa proaee1cs TO OK
srt,e she desired lease ln auo tIme lh,
children returned from Die cemetery
whittier lhcK had hrtu sent So plas. bu
& Was 900 lale 10 anRal il5e contract
sitting oa ,hc piazza OF tie Cataract
Nas iopp'sh looking geullcm aa. Do.
garments VERY highly scented with miu
Piel ginr ofmHsl ard caloHea. A solemn
faced odd.loaliag man. ailef passing ID.
s'andy sevefai times with 4 look 81 aver
sion which drew general notice, uadeuH
stopped aaJ Ia q confidential tone. sa
Stranger aaos nhatIl take tbai seen
aal q your ei8ihe sou
Niat d son mean af. saba tHe sk
qaisis fired wllb Indignation. aaIu.
from hls chair.
Oh. get mad now Swear. pitch round
and igti just bessuse maa wants h q,
toa kindHea eooHe replied tbe ssana
e @tat ten E9u - knoa vhstl ialI
eu' iaat tmell Fhea Yea joss hau
rn 4 aag of Two laee 1osh goa na
q d skunk sHd sa
AZ hit Instant there went % ifam lht
crowd d simultaneous roar q meulmenf
aud tie dAady vrry seHslbg rsfi O.,
coop" snd vanished na .slfs