Gold Hill daily news. [volume] (Gold Hill, N.T. [Nev.]) 1863-1882, 1873-05-12
A Boistsrous Honeymoon.

from the Rochester (N. " Demoeratl
The following marital incident was
related to us the other day by II gentle
man who stated that he was personally
coSnizant of the facts: Some weeks
since 4 sturdy young farmer from the
neighborhood of H. stole n fair
damSel by a ladder, not of ropes. but
of pine, from the domicile of her low
ing but reeuSant parents, and started
for the State Capital 70 he united la
the bands of holy wedlock. The twain
were accompanied by q sympathizing
sister. who wore upon her immaculate
bosom the 'sear and yellow leaf Of 40
Autums, but whose intense prulery
had compelled her to shun the paternal
roof aud take up her abode as a domes-
tic in an adjacent village. The sturdy
Agricola aud his dulciuea were duly
married, and with the sisterly attend
ant repaired to certain hotel to pass
the night. The people at the hostelry
where this happy bridal party stopped
wondered at ths singular manner in
which they conducted themselves. The
husband would take his newly-made
sister-in-law into u Tetreating corner
Of the sittingroom and with more than
histrionic earnestness Of gesticulation
argue with her for several minutes sue
cessively. Upon this the autumnal
maiden would excitedly remonstrats,
and using certain pedal movement,
vulgarly yclept putting the foot down.
exclaim with all the emphasis Of a per-
turbed heroine, Il shall y Then the
husband would take his blushlng bride
into another corner. but no sooner had
they met and kissed than the halcyon
moments would be interrupted by the
interposition OF the excited maiden OF
forty Autumns.
About 10 o'clock the people OF u o
hotel began 10 ascertain, what was the
real issue In the case. There was a
'rumpus' In the bridal chamber. Fem
mime shrieks and masculine oaths in
termingling without number, startled
the hotel people; aud they rushed to
the apartment In which lay the cpl
thalamium. -T-T wfEI
The maiden OF forty Autumns was
pressing rearward against the door
with all the force Of battering ram,
and the bridegroom, now On deshabille,
was preventing her entrance with all
his might. al
Occasionally she would so far effect
an entrance as to reveal within the
burly form Of her brother.in-law in
his gentleman 'Greek Slave" apparel.
It appears the maiden Of forty Au-
tumns was determined to occupy the
same bed as the newly married pair;
IL also seems that her sister favored
the arrangement, aud that her lord
and master had acquiesced in IL before
the wedding took place. though now
Indignantly repudiating the contract:
Wont you leave, now. Mollie!'
says the bridegroom, soto roee.
No" says the irate siSter-ln law !;
IL be darned II will"
Don't come down peg, echoes
the angel within the bridal chamber.
Hold up. now. Jennie, says the
bewildered young rustic to his amiabie
Young spouse; "for Gods sake don {
90 kicking UP In. this way, now beg
of you; now don't" =,
"rli kick up rs much as want to,
the darling acridly replied.
"weil." shouted the now despair
ing and desperate man. putting on
his wedding raimcnt and boldly ad-
vancing into the crowd, ")est yon
two critters put on your whole gar,
ments. make n bse-Iine for home. and
bring back here the old man and wo-
man. your old auuts and their nieces'
and Tll be id II 1 don't marry the
whole caboodle of 'em, and we IL all
sleep together"
IL Is needless to say that the who'o
difficulty was settled soon afser, anu
the autumnal virgin was content 10
retire to separate room. where. no
doubt. she dreamt dresms OF conJugai
infrlicity -u.. e#