Richland beacon., 1873-02-08
GENERAL ITEMS.

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EVE was the first bonc-a-part.
GUILT FRAMEs.-PrisOn windows.
TIE conliment for late dinncrs-ketch- I
up.
INTESrs ExCIrEMENT.--Panici In a cir
Gus.
THE BEST FRoNTIsPIECE.-Anh honest
face.
WHAT sport is like girls gossip? Deer
stalking.
VESTED INrEEEsr-Moncy in the waist
coat pocket.
.WEIGnr for the wagon" as the fat
lady sang.
WIS man that can't NOW as good
as dc.d? Because he is no mower.
A CRIMINAL CouEr.-Sparbing another
mans wife. :
MANY receive their creed rs they do
their money, because they find it III circu-
latiOn.
tx HEAVEN. beauty is really what the
ancients called 1.-THE overlooking OF De-
ity.
FACr.-Many man, after making
ssbarpain'' in silk, has found that nc la,
got worsted.
A COMPLIMENT is something like a kiss
through a veil. Pleasure sets her seal
there, even while hiding herself. 49,
TEXAS complains of having too much
corn on hand, and is getting cotton crops
on foot for next year. ~
CHICAGO has a billiard champion VIC
makes both ends meet by showing no" IN
can use his nose rs queue.
BosToE feels an unchrstian satisfaction
ton in announcing that the lntcrnati"il''
Musical Festival at Geneva cntdilcd Il larg
pecuniary loss.
ANFxCUANGE announces. on the death
of a lady. that she ''lived fifty years Wit
her husband and died in confident mop
of better llte." ...
A suIEwD old Yankee said he DUN
hclievc there was any downright cure 10
laziuess i'm a man: but" he added, NV
known a second wife to hurry il some.
THE wife of roo.er being asked if 81
was not afraid to have her husband e!
posed 10 such danger, truStiully replied
oh he's insured
MIxXFsoTA BARRIERS don't keep Sundi
wholly, but they have the CONSCIENCE
dcnaiid double pr;ce from all who hoI
to De- shaved on that day.
A New YORK ornitholooist is now Sc
ting up for different persons white piitc
bird, a whitc-spOtted WOO cock, ana
white squirrel which Is sald 10 DC really
white-black squirrel.
OUR well-red republican observes tn
although the French President may
defeated. he can never be turned to Ri
Guile. as it's impossible TO make butt
Theirs. roy. TEcrce Pr. Dcp'I
As ANOTHER instance Of how the
male sex Is getting mixed up with me
cal education abroad, il may be mcntit
ed In. I the French medical school of Str
bourg has been moved TO Nancy.
eTuE burnt clild drcl,,s the fire." }
II seems that Chicago does not: for,
cordine to the Chicago Tribune. there s
more wooden buildings in that city M
than before the ravages OF the fre-iiel
The Count de Monticello has sent
France number OF specimens oil the n:
of America; thus establishing balar
of trade for American c0inetus VINO
continually importing specimens OF
hair of France. d.
A CONTEMPORARY thinks that ''ma
excellent peoplc take a sort OF mel;
chOly delight in being swindled." Ere
our observ ,tiOns, we should say thit p
pie generally express very savage 4
taste for the performance.
"Acute insanity " isn't such an impel
nent plea in some OF our murder cas-
when one comes TO think OF it.. The p
ticuIar form OF insanity is usually char
terized by all immense amount OF acu
ness.
OyE of those things that no fellow {
understand is a recent decision OF the nc
al Department that the quality OF C
ton SAMPLE sent by mail, must not
written in words on the wrapper,
may be written in figures. e.
UNDER the head Of Pictures of {
Life" :. contemporary gives G3ttplt
columns Of h6rnicides. We Should pre-
to call them pictures of city death
be they pictures of whatsoever sort Il
clearly stand in need of changing CT
mittee."
The Hoosac tunnelers exalt TIN
selves over tie 'exactnesS with wi
their cOnversing bores have j0i
in the middle Considering the MILL
of money furnished them it would
strange if they couldn't make both e
meet.
The Danbury Ne,vs says: The
marks relatives and friends who att
a funeral make upon the merits of the
ceased, are frequently Instructive. AT
flnelal of an aged resident IF Slaws
Saturday. a neighbor feelingly obser
that the departed wouldn't rare and
ab ut taXts any mOre.'"