The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-09-04

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serves tast far aacaa a wlass wiib tac
as kisses af aat0ar8 b5aa3 z.srgmeu-
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married twenty geau aua had never eir-
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A wisconsin clseec-maker IS mauufae-
lanag O. brand Of cheese which he has
named Truth. That cheese viii mo- doubt
bsyr crest ran, as Twb is mitc-y and
wiU prevail
IA man who married buK0m Irish
g.gl greatly TO lao horror Of hl, mother
aud SISTER. made ibo following Defence
ifl married 800 American girl ! must
have 40 Irish girl 20 take care Of her, and
I cannot afford TO support both Of them,
There 10 something interesting In OBJ
serving two women looking at each 9th
en-; bat when two old ladies, whose front
teeth are gone, curl the lip Of sooru, the
effect very depressing
IL Caraugille, H. glrl, who recover
cd $40 from a Young fellow for kissing
her against her will, ofrercdhim the mon-
cy back again iua few days afterwards II
be would do itaaaiu.
IA Roaring Branch, Pa, woman has
peeled over 200 cords Of bark this sum
ner, besides twice peeling the bark Of
her husbands nose because he made love
60 tho miIkmaid.
"A lady returning from an uuprofita-
Bic visit TO church declared that when she
.aw the shawl Of those Smiths, aud then
thought Of the things her own poor girls
bad to wear, # il wasn't for the eonsola-
ton Of religion she did not know what
she should do.
-Washerwoman (to small boy, who
has brought q very dilapidated shirt
Tell your mother if she sends this ere
again, shall wash Il In two. Small boy
lcqual to the oceaiou) Very sorry mum
I'm sure, bat don't think mother would
mind If you washed 10 into half a doz-
en-.
An assistant to one OF our BARRIERS
lost his place, Sunday morning, for try
ing TO engage IN conversation a customer
whose mouth was fall Of tobacco. The
unfortunate man finally made an attempt
to respond, and ia doing so nearly lost
hts HE by slranguation, besides demol-
ishiug three dollars worth Of hair oil and
bay rum, aud putting bis foot through a
new mirror.
A Danbury mans order for bis wifc's
hstis novelty In Us way. She was
siek, and couldn't $50 for the hat so he
drove 10 himself Tie told the milliuer
80 pat on a dollars worth Of parsley fifty
cents worth Of string beans, ten cent,
worth of greeu cuuauts, beet or two, a
little green gcabbae aud about three slices
af nruips. or Tit was TOO early for tur.
uips, make 4. two new potatoes instead,
Mr. Sturgeon is credited with the fol.
lowing, which If not true IS ben tr0yato
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patient he is jew too
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