, 1873-07-21

coIere of tho ancicnta, In which thoy reduced
their beloved dead to aaheq, you console your,
Which you Wish to reduce to dust; also,
tint yon are not anxious to rrosorve
tho ..ashoa OF your burnt offering
80, with sono suspicious hesitation, you dunl,
spoiled; tho draft Is not particularly good; tho
wind Is tho wrong way;
well-regnlatod horso would doubtless fool ns
II his stomach had been ,ujusti1ably thmperod
with. and WAS being, inverted; evon tho dog
ers at you from tho fence, aud walls Aer depre-
cation for woolf thcreaftor." Your house Is
nntonablo. and your clothes need dcodorlztng'
What ia to bo done ?
Ono othor way Ia open. You can
nunY Youn DEAD.
But mol II 1t has only bceu kept long enough,
1t is not doad, but living and moving. Ihe1e
sooms to DO no othor way opou. You decldo
upon the nltimatun,. You eau
Hurry It larkly ut dead Of night,
The sods With your bayoncs turning,
If you like; but the probability is that spade
or shovel would do tho buenoas more o1octuRl-
~. You can quote tho whole Of that httlo poem
while greyo:d'gging, II yqn wsh, thoukh i. WY wy
ESPECIALLY appropriate: Boforc winter comep
and froozcu tho ground, 40 that you cannot COD
tinue your little private cemetory-buBlness, you
will probably have a thriving graveyard Of your
Uhus AuuI uGlHlDu{B WILL GluuA 4blA AAAa"Aet
no doubt, digging Tor lost tro.ou1yS,,, ssup,
posed to have been hidden BY aomo Wastorn
Captain Kydd,-if they do not ontoftah
moro awful suspicious, and beliove 1t to pe gomo
unlawful slaughter Of tho innocents. Mheh
doubt follow suit, to the dotriment OF their
grasa-plats, and tho destruction Of thoir bleach u
cries. What a deadly, liyely prospect, to DO
8uro. Aud yet whit elae ia to be donc7
VIII the Board of Health provide places tor o.,
fro or will they
ENIAnaz THE p1arn1cr
over which the autoorat Of the city's closnlinesa
preaidoB2 Shall our hoart bc rcjoicad BY tho
sound OF the ecavonger's bell and shall We
greet him ~ our Angel Of Health; or shall wo
add to tho dampncaB Of our houses the putres-
cont odors arising from decaying animal and
vegetable mattor, and keop. condensed cholera
gest proVentircs, publish Instructions for tho
procuring Of dooaorizors md dsinfoctants, and
how to uBo them; but, until como measures are
taken by which ill this rofuBo Gun bo properly
diaposod Of and renewed from tho premises,
generating cholera constantly.
IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT,
bnt It mort decidedly Is their misfortuno. Is
Chicago moro than an ovorgrown village, aftor
all2 Al ohoice between two evils, must NO all
tako to keeping the aweet-amelling piggory7
Something must be donc. What Z
WILL somebody answer tho conundr1n II
ia puzzling more than ono housewife in Chicago.
Nc doubt NO aro to blame for having sonsitiyo
olfactories and delicate atomachs. We ought
to tnko tho advice OF those who know, and give
our boto-noir to tho 1amos, and not put on airs
about dialiking tho odor which arisoB thoro-
from. But may not cholera lurlt in that worry
odor? Would it be against the statutes to
KEEP PET uYENA2
They are POLITICALLY represented as having very
lovely blue eyes, but not being blondes, are not
considered chnrmarp, nor sought aitor for pets,
and they nao arc POLITICALLY said to feed on OBJ
jectionhblo matter. Will some ontorprising
Yankee import cargo Of hyonas?