Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-08-14
Our Small Change.

SooAAS AooAetI caTeWCTn, eX-
ceedingly.
Pills are taking their summer va
cation now.
--Green Corn has been in market
nearly two weeks.
Now the crimson melon telleth
of rivers of water.
Several dwellings in our city are
bealng beautiied with new blinds.
Mrs. Mitchell Sweeny of Wausau,
has been stopping in our city the past
week.
The fish in the river are putting
wet cloths on their heads to prevent
sunstroke.
The water tank and wind mill at
the Green Bay Depot have been treated
to coats of paint.
Go to Mosher's and get ooe of
those "picket fence balmorals. We
speak to the ladies.
--Qcumbers and Succulcnt Sweet
resses of the greeny tinge are doing
their perfect work.
The devil made us date this issue
the 18th, o! he's an imp o blackness.
We outgeneralled him on the inside.
The Depot building in Centralia on
the w. Y. r. r. is beauty. The
finishing touches are being put upon
it.
A vag, speaking of blind wood
sawyer, says that "whi!e none ever
saw him see, thousands have seen him
saw"
WIN. Kline is fitting up portion Of
the " hite building to be occupied by
Miss Malvina Gordon as Millinery
Store.
We are in receipt of that valuable
Journal, THE RESOURCES OF CAL1FoR-
MA, for July, for which we render
tha~ks
Our Mills are piling all the lumber
they now make. Huge piles are visi-
BILE from our window at Garrison's and
Kablin's.
Memphis has fifteen candidates for
Mayor. but it is thought the cholera
will reduce them to about the usual
by lection time.
The frisky mosquito fndeth his
days of usefulness fast waning like
mist before the morning, Verify, he
won be mist in sorrow.
Grand Rapids and Centralia have
now twelve arrivals and departures Of
railroad trains every week Gay. VIII
the Point papers please Getty.
A Chicago confectioner has a
candy Jupiter surrounding a candy
pedestal in his show window. "Ma-
iestc Sweetness sits enthroned."
AT an Oregon baby show disap-
pointed mother snapped a revolver un,
der the nose of one of the judges and
her husband Is after the other two.
Now we do need rain. Dust,
dust, every where and not drop
OF water coming down from the clouds
to allny the thirst of mother earth
Cen Kellogg, of La Crosse, went
into Minnesota, last week, and shot
chickens before the law had expired.
He was promptly arrested. Bad boy.
Boarding your mother-it1-law may
be disagrceable, but boarding a horse
CIR with numerous persons and bundles
on the platform and mud beneath it is
worse.
court convened last Monday.
Owing to the destruction of the jury
list by fire in March last, no jurymen
were summoned Several default and
Court cases are on the Docket.
Bud Doble, the driver of Gold
Smith Maid, is said to have eloped with
the wife of A. S. Snyder, of San Fran
cisco. The time made by Mrs. Snyder
is not given. She's fast, however.
Said seven footer to diminu-
tive speciman of humanity, who APP
preached him threateningly, eff you
were to strike me. and | should acct
IDENTIFY find it out you would be sor-
ry."
During the recent thunder storm
at Tomah the crashing of the elements
was so awe inspiring that the hair in
a dish of butter in the pantry of one
of the boarding houses turned COM
pletely white.