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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
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+ ... Ea>lr<> Ghd Locdii0H Of tie ledd-
. g.>lvr,> U0uSeS in 81. jOhHSi'HTV.
,.rruItur,h Tools and Hardware.
.... HASKELL. H"yt's Block l.. Il. ST
Ap"rhccarics.
..E,Ht M No, :. Bank Block. Main 81.
.&aAiIA son EaudaIl~ Block. X. X. ST
attorneys at Law.
..-It MAY. over L. L. Office, and Post Office.
u... IuI ,,".2 Calcionm BIZ. up stairs.
....lEp NIin 81. over Hall y Fletchcrs.
-...I .'.ttr ir'Arr
'..."I,~ aud Stationery.
.Lus HuWTLL. Calrlouan Blk Main St.
Hah,r> and C"nfec;ioncrs.
.-~A BRADLEY. Main Street.
BARRIERS.
.. t,N~TONE. Union Block Main Street.
Roots and shoes.
AGIIEE Wards Blk. L L. ST
,r".rinG. Hats and Cap.
/. off,. nppEh.7 Bank Block opposite = Johns
.... t... dealer in Ready Made Clothing. Hats
..- .yur. Furnishing Goods etc. crc.
;l"thim. r"r Mem and Boys.
s.. IA4.HANkN \ co. Falrhank, VILLAGE.
,r"rh..ry. GLASS and ~t"u" Ware.
AIEEN&k~ y co. Fairbanks Village.
,n,rtlu=. r,pcr-isamgims~. Window shades.
S.. tIGEANk~ 4 co. talrhanh, Village.
Dentists.
l.LkIN~ Calr5ionilu Block MAN street.
...ElLA SMITH Union Block Main Street.
Dining Rooms.
...IfNS \ PETrENtIIII. Eastern y Venue.
us, Goods. and Ladi'.-' Fancy Goods.
.HlLE ANruu- Block. K. K. Street.
G. FAIRBANKS \ 90. Fairbanks Village.
...I.N FLETCHER. Main street.
Flour ami Feed.
..s. ALDEICIl \ co. Eastern venue.
Furniture and Ca~kets.
VII. \ SWITSER Main Street.
a. TISpNLE Flanders Block. up stairs.
Family Groceries and Fruits.
" COOK y co. Eastern Avenue.
.... HARVEY Union Flock. Main Street
File Manufacturers.
r, uu-hnl EIl, Work. OPP. Passenger Depot
t,rpccrie~ and Keeping; Gn"d~.
..I FAIRBANKS y CO. Fairbanks Village.
Harness. R"hc~ and Blankets.
W COOK. Eastern Avenue.
Hotel.
s...rT Hot 81 Il. Il. st. Niles & Aldrich
.r.ir.,t.I-.
Insurance. u.ifn.l
~ALEI\I { t.ttua1 Railroad street
IRON Founder and Machini>t.
-af HJIIILI. North end. K. l. Street.
Millinery and Fancy Goods.
" >INTEE Main street.
!. WARD Ward Block. l.. L. Street
Merchant Tailors.
..lEN.OGp. Danvilc Block. T. K. Street.
Photographs.
.. ..iE!t!l Bunhums Building. Main -.
.III IruD tgi"d"nau Block Main Street.
Vrinier- and Publishers.
. ~lrNf s. CO.. Calciouian Block Main st.
~.">.- and Tin Ware.
f.'Ir ,r!.'. Eastern hyrnH".
An o WDuUETfF Railroad Street.
Ntr..-N. I.-trrn Avenue.
H.,.j,~. .ic,,clr, and Toys.
.E. 's U1WELi. C..lrG"nian El'k, Nam -
HN,.H ION. Railroad Street.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
In September.

FeathcIy clouds are few and fair
Ihi-lird"wn Is "n the air:
iIpIlm- sunshine on the lake
Wild gIaprs scent the sunny brake
Dlzly sunE- the crichets SIM.
Wild bees wander murluuIiu.
butterflies iiuar III dream,
over all the swallows CLEAN.
Herr and y"nder, high and low
Golden-rnd and sun-liowcIs glow:
Here and thrr, a maple tushc-
Sumach rcddcns wu"dbinc blushcs
Purple usters bloom and thrive
1 AIN clad Iu he alive,
i rom The ALpI>E for Sept-mht
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

y BAD BuN.-IhcN say that the chief
astronomer at Washington observatory
WAS drtadiully sold II few days ago. \
wicked boy. whose sunday school eX-
prricncr seems onl ' To have made him
depravcd. caught a trc-tly aud stuck it,
with the aid of some mUcildgr. i'll the
crutcI of the largest lens in the tclc-
scope. That night when the a>trono-
mcr went to work. he perceived Il blaze
Of light apparently in the heavens. and
what amazed him more was that it
would give Il couple of >put> and then
die ont only To burst forth again in Il
second or two. He examined ii care
fully tor Il few moments. and then he
can To do sums to discover W here in the
heavens that extraordinary star wa>
placed. liz, thought he found the lo-
calitN. and the next morning he telc-
graphcd all over the universe that he
had discovered Il new and remarkable
star of the third magnitude in Orion.
In Il day nI two all the astronomers III
Europe and America were studying
Orion. and they gazcd at it for hours.
until they we've mad. and then they he
can to telegraph to the man in WASH
mgt"n /" know what he meant The
di>rovcler took another look and found
that the new star had moved about
eighteen billion miles in twcnty-fom
hours. and upon examining il closely
hc Wis alarmed To perceive that it had
legs, When he went on the dome the
next morning. to polish up his glass. he
found the lightning bug. People down
at Alexandria. seven miles distant.
heard part of the swearing. and they
say he infused into il much whole-Soul-
ed sincerity and vigorous energy. Th"
bills for tclcgraphic dispatches amount
cd to S26OO. and now the astronomer
wants to find that boy. He wishes t"
consult with him about something.
War lfIgIgr
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

lHE CURIOSITY OF A FLY.-Ia ak
about the curiosity of women, We will
back fly against any woman. Just
watch him as he gayly traverses bald
mans Uranium. halts on the eyelid. and.
taking IA cursory glance around him.
waltZes over to the end of the nose.
peeps up one nostril. and. having salts
tied his curiosity there. curvettes over
the upper lip and takes Il glance up the
other. With a satisfactory smile at hay
ing seen all there is to he seen there,
he makes bee-line to the chin, stop
ping IA moment to explore the cavity
formed by the closed lips. Arriving at
the chin, he takes notion to creep
down under the shirt collar, but, sud
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
A Wonderful Story.

Very recently Il native. HAY iug nIna-
m"ut> "n her person worth about 400
uI jOu rupees. accompanied 10y her
daughter. who also wore ornaments
worth about 2m rupees. allightcd from
;hr train at liudui. and hired an ckka
to convey them to their village. ON
arriving at u lonely spot about six
miles from Iluldui. there being II" vii
lagos within miles. the ckka drew up
IT the. side ut The road. and the driver
suddenly demanded the whole of the
t.y,cllcIy to he given up To him. On
hriug refused. he tied the women and
the giII MP I" the ckka. and coullv di-
vested them of every article. II" then
drew knife. with the intention "t
numbering them. hut in the excite
mcut of the moment let the Wrapum fall
into ditch about three feet deep. He
jumped down. and MAS Just in the act
at clutchiu. ut the knife when Il black
suLllc ,.a,t"I from hole and fixed its
taug> in hi~ hand: knowing the snake
tu hr an extremely Nen"moU> one. he
tell down almost Scn>clc>S with terror.
and died in few minutes. The w"m-
an and girl remained there about tW"
hours. when. seeing some villagers at
Il distance. they screamed for assist
aurc. and on being released gave intor-
nation at the nearest thamnah. The
police came To the spot and found the
corpse of the ckka-drivrr. and the
snake still there. TIL" corpse wa> tax
cn to the nearest station tor an inquest
to hc held the snake was blocked III
its hole with Il large stone. as the police
had not the courage To kill it. The on
namcnt> we've found tied up in the
hHmmHrbUHd of the corpse, and were
restored To their owners. The forego-
ing facts were related to us by one
whose vcracity we have 10 reason to
doubt OHde Excelsior.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

All FE'~ pILGKIMAGE.-Th follow
ing paragraph from Bret Hartc's new
story. AN Episode of FiddIetown," in
Scrihncr's for September. might he call
ed prose version of The Heather
Chinee."
On the road to Sacramento he wa>
twice playfullv thrown from the top of
the stage-coach by an intelligent but
deeply intoxicated Caucasian. whose
moral nature WAS shocked at riding with
one addicted to opium smoking. At
Hangtown he was beaten by passing
stranger purely an act of Christian
supererogatiOn. At Dutch Flat he VII
robbed by Il well-knowm hand from un-
known motives. At Sacramento he WAS
arrested on suspicion of being some
thing or other and discharged with IL Sc
we're reprimand possibly for not being
it, and SO delaying the course of justice.
At san Francisco he was freely stoned
by children of the public schools. bur
by carefully avoiding these monuments
of enlightened progress he at last reach
ed III comparative safety the Chinese
quarters. where his abuse WIS confined
to the police and limited by the strong
arm of the law.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

\ READER ALIENATED. A Western
contempory thinks ii smart to relate
that an Iowa editor, recently. to keel
up with the styles. ran away with AN
other mans wife. lie did not get Oft 81
easily. however. as he imagined he
would. The man followed him and
overlook the truant pair. The editor
got behind the woman, and prepared
to sell his life us dearly as possible. He
was uncertain as To whether the out
ragged husband would shoot him. oI
murder him with carving-knite. He
stood there. like the boy upon the burn
ing deck, and calmly awaited the result
The outraged husband came up within
about two feet OF the editor. and said.
"Cuss your impudence. want you tt
stop my paper That was all. The
editor recovered himself, and said he
would have the matter attended to al
once. During all the trying scene the
woman stuck to the editor like sand
bur to a girls stocking. Some people
get mad and stop their paper for almost
nothing.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
mayne. inditfcrently. .Fm switch

Its got to he looked after Just the
same. though" said the tall Westcrner.
as he lifted the last monster log from
the cart he was unloading to the thrifty
pile ut the north end of his house.
What time does the way train come
by ?"
AT nine o'clock
'.Do you suppose could go to Mel
there. and get back to the station again
10y that time -
Israel looked retlectively at the 9th
er shore of the river.
"Well, you mjght." said he; but it
would he Il pretty tight squeeze
I'm good walker, said the StIan-
ger: and as he spoke he drew fiat
pockct-tiaSk from his pocket, uucorked
it with his teeth, and drank Il copiouS
draught. Israel Esnayne watched him
with eager glittering eyes. like those of
some furnished wild animal that scents
blood.
Have drink, friend p said the
stranger, protiering the flask. Israel
Esmayne shook his head, with set teeth
and lividly pale cheek.
Il never drink. said he, hoarscly.
You would. | guess. if You could
get such stuff us this" said the man
soft as oil and strong as fire. My father
ilI"l ''u IT. nrie =, n't iii'''Ii '!NT 1t
II ~ 'i' '',.!i'' II. i"S'e' II w" "''i' W.
'ieEr T iii' ....
~, lsi"Ti s'""'' ioi "''iii'ii'' i''>l
Then he east an eager glance To ;hc
1T ,','i i'i' a. IL ii,,ii i''l 'i ,,S' ,"'t'
que H"'''I,' s' n'''' anu S'"St''''S at ''''
""Iti' ny , 'l"''N Ill.,,
.lii' M 'on T.;
It X "'' ''''''' III w '''
,;I-...I. -
li'Ne YOU S"' any '''"i' my '''''
ne Nii'NPrie'' ii"aiS'iH' 'Pl'i"''iii'.S i'lS
n"rhiilS ups ;" 'i'SeIN I" 'ilT '''''' ear
lli"' ne lhN N"l',!i''iliH s'"i'e"'
More We got another flask
but
wv Ill N"u leave II nehlhd Ill pay
You g"od price Tor II.
nat loI
Israel : eyes dropped g"ltllN' I'm
III case "i sickness You KNOW we
can my Such llPn"i mere ana II :
Lonely spot
on re llght enough 'helt' Haid lIl'
man. laughing, a> he drew ont another
/ MAI HASH tlle mate l." the hi>'' here
take 1t P>iiaW. Trend. put up A""l
purse. You're welcome t" 1t as 4 gut
I And he WAS gone. ll unglnS thr"uGi
the high grass and bushes. all trngcd
with scarlet cardinal flowers and nod
ding marIls"ld>. before Israel could
stay him.
/ Israel ESmay ne crept back I" ms house
or rather the rude l"g-cahn which Wa
Il sort OF host tgc that one day rca
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

People who live ont i'll the country
don't paint their barns now they leave
them alone awhile and the patent med
icine advertisers do it for them.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

AwKwARp. The Edinburgh Daily
Rcricr. records an amusing CONVERSE
tiou which took place in the galleries
of the Free Church Assembly lately:
Young Lady -''Thrre'> old Dr. 4
going to speak. Isn't he Il h"re!" Old
Lady Naughin%) ''Wcll. ! suppose he
is: but do you know rather like him.
Young Lady can't bear him. Old
Lady CATER some timc)-''Nho is that
nice old gentleman sprakin%!" Young
Lady All. that's Mr.. b of G.
Old Lady (hrSitatingly) -'D"m't yon
think he iS-rather proSy?" Young Lady
Cindignantly)"No. indeed. do not. Al
low me to inform YOU that that is my
father" Old Lady oh, indeed. Then
am glad | hit the mark 50 gently. he
cause odd DIR. A. is my husband.
SO suppose we have both got Il lesson.
my dear, don't You think So!'
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

4 RIDICULOUs Mss. keoknk (la.)
lady while e, gagged in the pursuit of
her domestic duties. encountered a
mouse in the flour barrel. Now. most
ladies under similar circumstances
would have uttered a few feminine
shrieks and then sought safety i'll the
garret. But this one possesses more
than an ordinary degree of female c"ur-
age. She summoned the hired man and
told him to get the shotgun, call the
bulldog and station himself at con-
yenient distance. Then she climbed
half way up stairs and commenced to
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
E|NINENN CARDS.


ID NiNENH 81 h'H.
-. !, .>n.uS
'''''i'i 'h
600 - u NJ = l. J II e
tHA~iiE fE"tHtR>'
.uirnrd.p,r y .iohusbury. Vt.
hfNifi>. SYN ESTER a co..
pEALERs IN
is AND q ROC f K les.
Nl'd- Block. Railroad Street.
,r,,rp.
;.rn,-r.rn>-s ,>n ,rr,IS
a..,.ai >-r.., - Jornsbnrv
:, =, mr.
"
'A' ~ y J. + l. l NJ Il !. Ia
r' .'d ~r..u Filter and Tin smith. Old express
CD. NEWELL, ID. ID. -.
''v,-,>J
Room l. Union Block.
pE;I.~>-U IE<IXG
r.mp'l, md well viii lind Miss RIOS
' IL. f-NhpELl Music store.
~
Homeopathic Physician. and SURGEONS.
.. .'> N.HrrI, ST. JoHNsBURY.
r, .- - in'u t" y. NJ. and I" : 7. NJ
.'"I'N MD. VIC. POPE. MD.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

INSTINCT W. REASON.-Thc near ap-
proach to reason which the actions of
the lower animals often assume. Is well
illustrated hy an incident of which Il
Boston writer in the Christian | Mon
had personal knowledge. and which he
relates lis follows: y friend had given
me six pairs of beautiful Calcutta doves.
all pure white. | was anxious to in
crease my flock. and placing them in Il
commodious dove-cOte, with Il row ot
pigeon holes about four feet from the
floor. awaited the result. Soon two of
the pairs deposited eggs. and Matched
each two squads in nests about five
holes apart. One afternoon ] found
that Il little one had fallen out. and was
killed. The next morning. i'll looking
from my chamber window. ! observed
doves carrying up in their heaks mate
rialS for Il new nest; but seeing the un-
usual size of the twigS selected, ] went
out to see how things progl eSScd. 10
my astonishment found that the doves
which had their trO squads both safe IN
their nest had erected, during the morn
ing hours. il barrier of twigs. about an
inch and half high, along the front of
their pigeon mole thus guarding against
the catastrophe which had happened to
their neighhorS. Was not this the re-
suit of Il process of reasoning! Would
all reasoning humaR beings he as wise!
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

Washington Irving once, when pick
ing up an apple under tree in his own
orchard. was accosted 10y an urchin of
the neIghborhood, who, not recognizing
him as the proprietor, offered to show
him tree where he could get some
better apples than those. but" said
the boy, 1--WE must take care the old
man doesn't see us" Il went with him."
said Irving, land we stole dozen of
my own apples"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

]
! future strange and dream-like. He
closed his eyes, he pressed his temples
as if either hand had been wise of iron.
in the wild agonizing effort to recall the
last half hour
"Oh God" :" he groancd aloud. as he
threw himself on his face in the wet
grass. lam going mad ?"
Something hard struck against his
hrca>t-honc is he flung himself down ;
it was the fatal flask. He tore it ont,
half full of dark red poison, and dashed
it pas>innatcly into the bushes. 1t was
that that that had done all the mis-
chief
"Oh Heavenly Father - he cried
aloud. in his great anguish, 1T 1t please
! Thee to avert from me this awful crime
of murder done thousandtold- and
naught but one of Thy miracles can
avert it now swear before Thy pave
ment of stars to touch that devils broth
no more, O God. hear me, O Christ.
save me ~
The earth beneath his groveling
breast thrilled and quivercd as the eX-
press train flew over the rails, and Israel
Esmayne held his breath, mOmemtariiy
expecting the awful crash which should
stain his soul with the eternal brand of
Cain.
Hush, An owl hooting afar off in
the woods. the cry of some sad-voiced
night bird overhead. and then--anoth-
CT whistle. clear and CHEEKY. The eN-
press had passed through Hurstlcy-
| passed through safe and sound And
| Israel E>maync. staggering to his feet,
gaZrd around him an instant, clutching
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

4. VI. HILL,
li. \ G. tt & y l. = l. L VI T. r,
.'a ~'' 200 Filter. and Tin Smith. Old express
.'. ''-' 0t mon Block. All work guaranteed.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
W VI. W. CROFT

AT-I,.I-,- NJ W. NKOIT,
''N "a AND COUNSELLOR At LAW
''u Vermont
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

{. u. NEWELL, ID. ID. -.
E.a ID f y T | : +.
Room l. Union Block.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

GIU. {. FLANDERS,
Dealer in
GOODS Y y u " Hill y
. . ~'r.rt -. JuhnShury. Vt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

BARTLETT. LEWIS & co.
uTALERS N
PROVISIONS AND MEALS.
.. '.al street ST .IOhnshury
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

HiNIEL~. SYLVESTER ~ CO.,
DEALERS IN
y ] \ = \ y u q L OC f L | f :.
Ward Block Railroad Street.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

'.'' d'-.r.H- Dress Making and other SewinG
promptly md well viii lind Miss ROSA
'' 81 ID. b. >IiOEIN'S Music store.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05
BILLIARD 4 FOLSOM,

Hi LARD y FOLSOM.
"hHitIANs AND STRGEoNs,
II. d"Iu-bury.
Eink Rlork Nam Street.
.'''" i"s"tru,r. DT Ful>umS residence.
D" A'"un". Cherry Street.
"'trs from t" 10 \. NJ. 10 : i. VI.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

HyITs NANl fA' ITRFR AND bF,LFRIX
Ni4ph> and ri BEERS. also LEATHER.
RAILROADS.. FlNDINGS ETC.
ST InhnshmIX- Vi
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

II Al LIFE Insurance COMPANY
.>il ,...,.-, of NEW YORK.
T.. 10 Els OVER. So 600 900
'-''''tI l. Special y GENT 81. Juhnsbury Vt
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1873-09-05

-.,,, JOHN BACON ed,
'-' L n HIDES LEATHER AND OIL
II. JohuSbuI.y Centre. VI
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-02-20

No Person can take these Bitters &C
corning TO directions, and remain long unwell
PROVIDED their bones are not DESTROYED by mine.
raj poison or other means, and vital Organs
wasted beyond the point OF repair.
dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headache
ram IN the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness OF the
Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations OF the Sto.
mach, Bad Taste In the Mouth. Bilious Attacks.
Palptatlon OF the Heart, Inflammation OF the
Lungs, Pain In the regions or the Kidneys, and
, hundred other painful symptoms, are the on.
springs OF dyspepsia. One bottle will prove a
| advertisement.
For Female Complaints, In young or old.
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood
or the turn OF llfe these Tonic Bltters display 81
Ieclded on influence that Improvement is soon
| perceptible. " wv"
For Infammatory and Cbro,,.
rheumatism and Gont, Bilious, l,emitteni
and intermittent Fevers, Diseases OF the nj, nj
Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bltters nav,
Blood. " 'i'ia'eu
They arc gentle Purgative ma wal,
rs ionic, possessing the merit OF acting n.
q powerful agent In relieving Congestion or In
Elimination or the Liver and visceral Oroane
AMI in Bilious Diseases. e"'''
For skin Diseases, Eruptions, letter. Salt
hneuni, , Biotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules.
Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs. DIscolora.
Ions OF the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the
oSln OF whatever name or nature. are liter.
t!ly dug up and carried out OF the avs
en- IN snort time by the use OF these Bitters
:, Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR
ever sustained the sinking system. ' ''A'
u. II. MCDONALD ~ co.
vruggists anu zen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal.
cor. OF Washington and Charlton Sta. NJ
'oLD 81 ALL DRUGGISTS 4 DEALERS.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-02-20

Il FRENCHMAN lately recov.
cred $4,000 damages from some
friends who cut off his nus
tache in a drunken spree
This is a pretty good price foI
a mustache. There are MANY
young men in this city who
have been struggling with a
mustache Tor years, and if the,
were to receive $4,000 apiece
for their hirSute appendage.,
it would be equal to about
5000 a hair Waverly Watct-
man.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-02-20

A POLITICAL orator, speaking
OF a certain general whom he
admired, said he was always OH
the field of bal tie, where the
bullets were the ihickest.
"Where was that2" asked
one of the AUDITORS.
"In the ammunition wagon
responded another.
IT is reported that General
BurnSides will be appointed
commander of the United
States Marine Corps.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-02-20

GREAT Britain has trebled
the consumption of tea per
head in sixty years. 1t would
be interesting to know whether
the consumption of any other
beverage has fallen of in pro-
portion. In 1911 the consump-
tion of tea was twenty ounces
per head-ln 1871 l. was sixty
three ounces. The average
price per pound was $1.6O in
1911, and 45c. in 1871. Duty
in 1911 was soc. a pound, and
in 1871 it was only 12c.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-02-20
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