The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-25
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western paper speaks OF new paper
mill which "%ilt be made of brick one hun
dred and scventy-fve feet long"
man -dverti ~es 10 the London Telegraph
for very comfortable apartments, two bed
iooms and sitting-room with meadow at
tached." - 944o4
hf9Y1 81, ia 979f
certain editor in speaking of the amiser-
les Of Ireland, says, "Ireland's cap of misery |
mas been tor ages overlooking, and seems to |
I've not yet t.sR". oJ
Are you guilty or not guity?" asked a
judge OF prisoner the other day. "An cure
'ow." said Pa, ''what are you put there for
hut to find that out 81
The dying words of a Delaware women
were: Henry, If you marry again. renem Der
that it only takes cuptui of sugar to sweet.
en- quart or gooseberries. -
There is "strke'among the Doctors in
one or ne Swiss CantOns. The people are
exceedingly 'rj"iced, and at last accounts
all of th EN- were in perfect health.
The Aih'A, Iowa, Independent was two day.
tate last week It's principal comro sitor had
eaten tweu'y-three ears of CO n, and the doc
tor didn't get him reconstructed on time.
! Tie prec"cs"us schOolboy. who, quoting
| rom distinguished statesman. said ne
knew no North nor South" was surprised
TO find himself put at the bottom or the class
In geography 'aa
! The 81. John. N. Globe feels degree OF
pride In being able 20 announce that. at the
reception given 10 the Lord and the Countess
OF Duffer'n, Ia that city, every man was So
| Der.
One Of party.of friends. referring to an
exquisite musical composition, said: "Chat
Song always carries me away when hear 1t {"
Can anybody whistle it p" asked Douglas
Jerrod. laughing
\ Judge at Montgomery. Ala, recently
interrupted a very fow"ry young orator with
Hold on. hold on my dear sir! Don't go
any hlghari You a"e already out of the juris-
dicuon of this Court '
It is proposed to get up cemetery near
New York, of about one hundred acres in
extent. Tor the burial OF people who hsve
been talked to Death. The idea Is a good
one, but the cemetery ought to be larger.
| The Pilot Jackson, Miss, has recently
been established rs republican daily. To
its exchanges 1t says: SIN noticing us a good,
hearty bat over the cocoanut will be better
appreciated bV US than continued silence"
Mr.. Josh Billings pnilcsophcally remarks
that 1--WE laff at sheep bekause when one Of
them leads the way the rest follow, however
rid kilus 1t may be and suppose the sheep
laf when they see US do the very same
thing -
Eli Perkins. who is having new suit OF
clothes constructed on long time. will soon
deliver series of lectures in London, by
special request OF the Queen, who leaves
town during their dellvery.-St. Louis, No
DsnaocrGt
1t Ia said that the Nebraska Indians are
allowed to ride free on all trains they can
jump on while the latter are in motion. The
tribe Is being reduced very rapidly This lie
by all odds the most effective and economical
system OF desd-headIng on record.
Freuchman being about TO remove his
shop, HE land ord inquired the reason sta |
ting al the same time that it was considered |
very good stand for business. The French
man replied, "Oh yes. he's q very good
stand for de business. Me stand all day |
for nobody come to make me move"
Tue Governor of Illnois recently pardoned 4,
a penitentiary convict because they said he
was dying of mption. That pardon did
more for that young man than would have
In twentyltour hours his lungs were as sound
as if they had been made OF brass.
Sioux City lady went to gallery to
have her picture taken. After putting her
In position, the artist put the plate in the
camera, and told her to look at a certain
place on the wall. She wasn't certain of see
ing it well from where she sat, and SO got
up and walked over to it, but failed to dis
cover anything curious about it.
Where there Is not breath OF air stirring, |
and you are in danger of sitting, attempt 70
light cigar out doors, and you will be sur
prsed at the breeze that will start up. We |
have seen man Try this experiment in a |
dead calm. and by the time he had scratched !
thirteen matches it was really so windy as
to be uncomfortable.
The subject of impressions at irst sight |
was being talked over in a family circle, !
when the mother of the family said, 81 al
ways form an idea OF person on first sight !
and generally find it correct" "Mamma,"