The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-03-29
EvE.AnaflIcAl CORNER.

Nilsson has grown very thin and care-
worn.
In Keokuk women wear boots and breeches
unrebuked.
The Countess of Derwcntwater is still in
u London Jail.
Pareps Nilsson Kellogg Busk hss been
chris,ened at Carlisle. Ps.
The Miss Ro,hschild who is to he married
has only $l0.Ooo,Oo0 Beauty and booty.
A Portland. Oregon, bachelor coun,ed up
cl6 Inhabited baby. wagons on the street st
one time recently.
Queen Isabella weighs about two hundred
pounds, and is the jollicst old cx. Queen who
ever saved her head.
A young Irish girl in jacksonville. Ill.,,
has refused 600 for her hair 1t reaches tho
apor when she stands erect
Mrs. Anna a. P"n,eroy, former wife Of
Brick" Pomeroy. of In Cr'ssc, has married
James II. Reed, Uf Fulton, Ill.
Many old women in New Hampshire wear
strings Of beans around their nccks to keep
IF the rbemstism, and tho charm is said to
work sp'endidly.
Report Of q. Kentucky wcd.,ing-"The
bride wasn't remarkably handsome, bu, her
fsthcr threw in seven mules, and the hus.
hand was satisfied"
A La Cr"ssc, Wis, girl has been turned
out Of house and home for rubbing her
cheeks against her sisters husbands beard
when she wished TO get up y hesI.hful glow
for ball.
A woman in destitute circumstances in
Indiana. cut off her hair, The other day, ana
sold II to charitable lady. who gave her
seventy seven cents for 1t to buy food for
her children.
Mrs. Alice G. Cljmer, tho favorite niece
and principal legaiee Of the Cary sisters,
died recently ut Jacksonville, Florida. She
is one Of the last surviving members of the
family.
Marv had a little hors,
But when she tried to toot II,
According to the latest style,
IL had tho cpix0Otic.
Onions are >16 barrel in New Orleans,
and when woman, whose husband refuses
her new dress, wants to indulge in . go"d
cry. she is compelled (unless wealthy TO
fall tack on common horse.rsdish.
The CaurcAmon sympa,hizcs some what
with the exclamation of the man who, read.
Ing the large heading Of newspaper column
"Wife Killed by her Husband" exclaimed,
I'm 10 glad. Two been tired to death with
these eternal husband poisonings."
A worthy old lady offers tho following
advice to gisls-''Whenever = fellow pops
the question, don't blush and ssa-. a. ynn-
foot. Just throw your arms around his
neck, look him full In tile face and com.
mence talking about the furniture"
A Tennessee paper tells an amusing story
about tao pre,tiest girlin Somerville, in that
State. Her lover was accustomed to stay
late, and the ''old folks" would only give
her coal enough 10 make one fire in the
parlor. So she stole an extra supply of coal
from the scu,.le in the family room, wrapped
it In her linen handkerchief and hic It IN.
der the sofa.
A Chicago girl, whose clothes were all in
flames. was saved without . blister by tho
prOmptneas with which her cavalier removed
her garments. A more bashful man would
have stood still and let her fry.
The msddest woman in the United States
of America 10 the one who livss as jackson,
Maine, aud recently lent her $50 muff to
female acquaintance, who spor,ed !, At =
small. pox funeral. The borrower sent it
home with = neat little note, stating this
fact, and that, ~ she "had sprinklsl il with
benzine, tue owner need not fear catching
the Objectionable disease"