, 1873-05-11

be 1orclole es1csion' upon 5oui pait' u eo'sla1
loads OF him. 1one hnolo1o naa Pfon1lSso ~
put your house IN pet1ect o1oer' ana p'oi.oeio'
painters, and otnef mechanics ara ~ "ofA 70.
moving some OF tnas LAST resloens. LOU sctuo
him up from your noor py tuns1nn, cal15 nll'
: out from furnace and CRATES BY hodsfull scrapo
hin, on the htchen-sink in disgustingly dirty
nnent;tie. and finally carry him out OF the yard
- a.r+.1n,ds Ittskas a rag,ment Of men and
ny calsloaos: - |aAoS atooes " ~ -
women to do this. You. Wonoer no" any one
" could be 90 outrageoualy dirty, and you begin TO
th;,, That ,7on oavar shall ret rid Of him. When
you belieye ha is all out, he starts up from some
new place, and you begin TO 1eal haunted. 1oo
eeo,n to hear the Same dismal ehout OF :" Never
mora with which Poe's RaFep woke unhappy
.,.-,oriaa bn+ ,,n7ike that upcanny bird. he ia
I'll over, from .Mansard to obasement,-uot thin1y,
aithar. but with unctuouB thickness.
w., ;,a;s+ ,,vo7 hsv;ro him evacnata entirely.
80 - r. r.. .-..:,a3e - ~ b.,5 ~ +ba .I.
however, and put yourself at the neao OF 'ne e1-
terminating army, until, completely To1n out,
>on deter1nino to eiYe q few orders ahead and
nrsT u.rr-uouH.
r--.-,:. :. - W., f,d +,,e softee+
you kno" you nseo ~ Auu 1o1 4u@ w 'o.'.s'
lounge, and determine upon BRIEF space OF re-"
cuperaticn. How luxurious it feels and, Ratls-
fad That r. II ia In Ia r,erfect rest vou must rid
-s,,-..1s - -, +houoh+a ~ vorr surroundings
5ou1non u a. 'Hoae" ~ Jo"N
you DO 30. Inls Is the oflel ca1m po1ote LIS
storm which shall sweep like a hurricane
through the house, completing the work Of reno
.e.:ss w., ,..r;a,, =, o.,, vor sra da,f n
- -. 80. - 5;aoo.a +h,t fsr ,,non ~.
sae onany suu9oo y. .1IS ;,,a,na w, Eli not
9 Juu J'd;,,t7 tsm eeTh'~omer ~ swe,r;ne
near the scoiolng setuo 5 sns smeafMs I7a
h;a.. go. w. az .o .oft or1 hava thrnat
eanoaa noseA .nr,a,t;na ;ntsrrocnt1on Of
aside every toImehuns ga aTa " a. vacu- y.
or stssa soa = daa9.ba are to mane
Gus ard pane nan a ssa.e ad;cns ~ IL to Weay in5
OF Ina nA11nom wv ~. tnst s1nnnr arny from ths
ana poay. a1u ~. ~ ,en5 ~ dTa.ms whan
psesan1 aa ~ the door You start up, but win
1ap Soae0 sscond ona and still van ara deaf.
IAN = AM 1AAN ''&~ ~0N ~'
@@'' TIT. p7,rs,BERs ARE DOWN srAag,
and xonld von.spesk % to them about tho range pr
Donn ron "a. fou a1e q victim Of those pofipa-
tat;c hot-reter srrnnramants that make Of Chi
f. csro only IN oTereroTn village. You have
:: ant had not removed his, but wanted to sell.
You hsve triad It, and, by dint of making up
new fire every half hour, have succeeded in
warming to that condition Of tepiditF which
Paul decried shout 3 pint Of water. Scrub
women have been frantic, and the last tenant
scalding wnter and abundant detergents to ra-
move him You have sent for the plumbers, for
your pstpatetio eook-stove, with water-back, will
At least keep hro enough to heat water. They dis
sppoins Jon until just the moment when you
hare found you must rest. Then they come.
Realizing tho situation, you go to meet them,
and they cut tho water OF altogether Scrub
women, irate, cannot work, and must be paid
Plumbers leave. They are accommodating, like
those described by Dudley Warner.- Find that
they win nos return until the next day. No
chance Of eny dinner, 80 you send the Nomen
OF. and think now you will try to rest again.
Your room-door is Scarcely closed when voice
M1th q rich brog9e~ sh11eks up the STAIRCASE,
--, IT'S THE SLOVENIAN
is aftee1 TAnt1n yes." DoHn you 90. ne mas
come to get the pipe,-.-that not being plumbers
work. You tsu him + cannon % cone an.u ine5 a5