The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-04-10
NIBBLES.

MAX STRAKosH offers handsome re-
ward for any information concerning
Nilson's German lover. He thinks he
can utilize him again next fall.
CNCDNATI is lionizing the door
keeper of a minstrel show because he
has such an immense moustache that he
is compelled to carry it in a sling.
A CUBAN paper states that if O'Kelly,
The Herald commissioner, were an
American, he would be executed at
once. Can't some one take out his
naturalization papers
Now that the weather is mild enough
for baseball, affectionate mothers are
ralzing over the ash-henps in search of
bottles of arnica tossed aside during the
recent thaw.
WILLIAM PENN, we are told by history,
determined that Philadelphia should be
'' A faire greene country towne." The
widest dreams of his imagination have
been realized.
The readers of The Boston Post re-
cline under pile-driver, to prevent the
rupture of their sides with laughter,
when they tackle the jokes of the kleptO-
maniac of that establishment.
A TERRE HAUTE youth threw fork at
his only mother because she refused to
erect pistol pocket in his new pants
The boy says he can't sit very oomforta-
bly, until the poultice begins to dry.
"MrKE, Will you come in and take a
drink % Mike looked at the man for
the space of a half a minute, and then,
rolling his eyes upward, very softly
said, 81 tot it was an angel spakin' to
me"
The Dramatic critic of The EUenirg
Journal, who thinks "Richelieu" the
the best play Shakespeare ever wrote,
also believe that Oliver Doud Byron's
ACROSS the Continent" is as good as
his :" Don Juan.
IT Is encouraging to find that the bit
ter animosity which has so long marked
rival newspapers is being curbed to a
degree. For instance, The SgdaIiG
CAIo.) Bazoo magnanimously congratu-
lates The NelO York Herald on the
purchase of new press.
RUBBER bustles shouldn't be worn
slippery nights. The other evening an
inebriated patriot on Wabash avenue
hearing a number of explosions from
ladies sitting down suddenly, thought
it was the Fourth of July and remarked
that "it's the coldest weather for season
of year (hic) ever saw.
MEMPHIS gloats over the possession Of
a man so free from the prejudices of the
age that he married his mother-in-law.
1t will strengthen other mothers-in-law
to know that she was true TO herself and
her sisterhood, for in less than two
months she has made it so hot for that
man that he is now an applicant for
divorce.
"EKI PERKINS, - the absence of whose
limitations of Artemus Ward from the
columns of The NetO York Commercial
AdUertiser has proved 50 remunerative
to It's proprietors, writes for the new
GraDhic. Eli has but a single COM
petitor in the field Of harmless lunRcy-
the young man who attempts jokes for
The 81. Louis Globe and sends marked
copies to exchanges with the reques,
'"please copy"
A LoUIsvLLEAE lost a pocket-book
containg $500, which a young man found
and returned to him. The owner de-
termined to reward the noble act and re-
/ ouested the finder 10 call next day. The
young man was promptly on hand and
was met by the appreciative gentleman,
who, with tears in his eyes and jack.
knife IN his hand. said Ny young
friend you have proved yourself
| worthy Of reward, and as / have just
bought me a new knife I want to make
you a present of my old one"
TIE California hop vine has the
singular habit Of only growing in winter
The colder the weather the better i
thrives; and on clear, frosty nights j
| sometimes grows an inch IN five hours
II bears beautiful snow-white flowers
something like tuberoses, only mucl
more fragile and fragrant. Ladies wea
them with diamonds at evening parties
They w;ther in daylight, and open 0nl.
at night, When the mercury is lowest
end the stars are almost reflected on Ga
acrisp shining snow, then this delica
flower opens It's petals and fills the frost
air with its ferfume.
/ WATERsos, Of The Louisville Coslrie
Journal. acquired military promPtnes
in taking advantage Of circumstances
during the war, in moving ont Of rang
Of the eohoyts Of abolition. One
pleasd TO find this element OF his natnr
still prominent. Finding the subscriI
ton clerk useless apPendage Of th
establishment. he supplied him with
package of lottery tickets. a blunt Penci
and schedule Of advertising rates, an
shipped him to the Sandwich islands 1
u special correspondent