The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-12-03
MISCELLANY.

1t is good thing to believe, it is 60
thing to admire. By continually looking
ward, our minds will themselves grow u
ward and as a man, by INDUCING in haDl
of scorn and contempt for Others is sure
descend to the level of what he desp'ses
the opposite habits Of admiration ana eh'n'
siastic reverence of excellence mpart 10 o"'
selves a portion Of the qualities wo admire
Innocence is not yrfue. and those WV
fancy that this is make fafai h',s''n'. -
s. ipocence is simply the ignorance OF eVh VIZ
tue knows it, appreciates it. reJects ~ INA"
CIV is lovely in its innocence Dr1 me- WIN ~,
starn realities. demands the strong, rpeheo
yioor of manly virtue to resist evil 10 pro
teot lie good, to build up character, ana 10
bless the world.
lady Of the shoddy aristocracy at St' 20
fonnd on returning from walk, some call
cards on her table, She called a servant in
treat haste, saying, "John, John, take these
and run quick them ladies is forgot their
tickets"
A lady teacher inquired of the members OF
a class of juveniles il any of them could name
the four seasons. Instantly the chubby hand
Of five year old was raised, and promptly
came the answer pepper, salt, vinegar and
mustard"
The Measures of the world are deceitful-
they promise more than they can give. They
trouble us in seeking them, they do not salts
fv us when possessing them, and they make
us despair in losing them.
A traveller in Pennsylvania asked land
lord If they had any cases of sunstroke in
that town. i" No, sir" said the landlord,
"If man gets drunk here, we say he is
drunk, and never call it by any other name"
.Six feet in his boots!" exclaimed Mrs.
Beeswax. "What will the impudence of
this world come to, | wonder Why, they
might as well tell me that man has six heads
in his hat"
A man has started paper in the State of
Maine, to be issued occasionally" which is
a great deal oftner, the editor says, than he
shall be able to get his pay for it.
Ven some man slaps me OH der shoulder und
say, vas glad to hear you vas SO well, "und
den sticks pehind my pack his fingers to his
nose, l haf my opinion of dat.yellcr.
Those who have resources within them
selves whocan dare to live alone, want friends
the least, but, at the same time, best know
how to prize them.
Every process in nature is the going-forth
of the Everlasting OH his message of love !;
and any event in our experience is message
Of love fulfilled.
A man in whose manners there isno simpl-
city and whose every word seems to be
studied, is more to be stunned than n viper.
John Paul has solved a mystery. He has
discovered that pig-iron is SO called because it
first goes through puddle.
A good-natnrcd spinstcr boasts that She
always has two reliable beaus at hand
elbows.
If we put off our repentance to another day,
we have a day more to repent Of, day less to
repent in.
An Illinois newspaper styles sensational
clergymen performers on the moral ira
peze."
A Georgian paper says of departed citi-
zen; He fell down dead, and expired in two
minutes" fNs
Educate men without religion, and you but
make them clever devils.-Dake Of Yelling
ton.
A Boston dry goods dealer advcrtiscs " f.
nancial crash towels
OF the birds that please us with their lays,
the most popular is the hen.
knowledge is mailbag. Ideas are the
message that are in it, and are carried by it.