The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-10-25

Ten currency mills make cent; but
fancy what ten gin mills make!
When you want to help man,
help him, Never do anything b.
halves.A
The most extravagont of spcndthrifts
ssi Is the man who throws away his
health.
It issuggested that young ladies are
30 anxious to get husbands because
every woman is amiss until she is mar,
ricd. .&|
A Boston hotel keeper advertise "lea
dy made dinners for miscellaneous appo
tites" se ~ q
q A Cincinnati man who is going to gel
married in September sits around boiler
eh get his ear trained to it.
= Asmalcyinfant with two tongues has
beenSbern in Indiana and the parents
are congratulatipg themselves that he
isn't girl.
A coroner's jury in California recently
"sat on" anian man who was while the
official corpse was lying unmolested in an
adjoinibg bed.
"Kepatomeataterin, This was the
note sent by a farmer to the school teach
er in the potato digging season, to ex-
q plat his boys absence from school
3 Small but active booiblack, to
3 weaFeraf thirteens-"S Say, boss, let me
black yer boots. Do it for five cents an
acre, and warrant it done before sun
down"
The conductors OF Pittsburg street
cars are accustomed to give public no,
tice that they cannot wait for young la
dies to kiss goodbye when they part
How enyious
An heiress is stopping at neislbor,
ing village whose. washing costs IS
week. Our acqunin ance with hnires.
ses is very slight, and we had no idea
they were, so dirty.
Our hearts are like Instruments of
music, well tuned; they will make no
melody in tho ears of G. I'd, unless they
be gently touched by the filger Of tho
spirits
Gratz Browns biographies records
Flrrg - L
that ne once "stood high at the bar"
We never heard of his standing hi h
at the bar but there are we'll authenti
Gated instances of his getting "hi Il" at
L.
A little boy, after watching the burn.
ing of the school house uutil the novel,
~ of the thing had ceased, etartcd down
the street saying; 81 am glad the cd
things burned down: havu't my Jug
fry lesson no howr'
An unsuspec;ing dog at Madison.
IhdA, on respite from tormcnting ai.s
intent, crawIed under sftly Grooming
buzz saw, where us cool breath would
fan his feverod brow AMI thereby
hangs tale, which it is the dogs.
A Connecticut love loruswain, mnoh
giveaato sornading his dulcinea with
DIN slbnely 'to: might without thee" was
iheerrupted by dogs the othor oveIiny,
who efsetually dspvlhd his loneln ,ss
during giaslohg race
Tie power oflove receives fresh aud
striking Illustration in the case OF the
Milwaukee girl who knocked her 10
heels over hcad' dpwn n flight oi sal
because he stopped long enough TO act i
good hong breath.
The city carrier of Missouri p pr
on publication day seats him,e III the
nearest saloon aud in the course ofa
few minutes delivers each subscrlb II his
paper in person, thus saving time aud
shVeleatherass5ssrF1J
A Philadelphia woman who, 40 years
ago, ut the age OF siXtoan, married rich
old fellow of three score FOR his money,
expeesipss sao9R to,he gay and festive
w!d0gFsasrepeBtly died, aged fifty six
leajpgsshgsbHnd of one hludre aud
four children to mourn her loss.
The man who bought dog to keep
off burglars, and had his sixty do'lar
suit of clothes tdbdldto strips and ,w
big mouthfuls taken out Of his calves in
tryfng to enter his own back yerd hns