Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-06-21
II ERE AND TIL E RE.

The Mosquito coast-New jersey.
Small diamonds are increasing In price
Brigham Young has son at West
Point.
Lovers of the quolt favor pitch
battles.
Walt Whitman is sojouning in
Canada.
An admired and cultivated Weed
ThuIlDw.
-Sohn Mitchell Is the latest assailant
Of Froude.
The cider sold in Boston is "medl-
Gated" now.
An ornamental Curtin not In position
Andrew G..
Louisville is to have a new French
weekly paper.
Mrs. walworth can write very ac-
ceptable poetry.
Died a-dghting Bill Jones'" Verdict
in Indian Territory.
A Poughkeepsle undertaken advertises
new 'adult hearse."
-Agassiz thinks insects possibly have
certain intelligence.
The proper order for the seaside
The Knight of the Bath.
-Armorial bearings of the OCEAN
the ciests Of the waves.
The shah of Persia's retlnue Is better
than half the circuses.
We learn that fax has been cultivated
In Egypt for 8 900 years.
Mr.. Sumner is sufficiently restored to
health to re-enter society.
WIN. Cullen Bryant often leaps fences
to preserve his suppleuess.
President Grants mail is said to foot
up about 700 daily letters.
The Spanish army n Cuba Is terrible
as an "army with bananas"
What man is there who don't purpose
some day to have gardenl
Always locate the bed post in your
mind before putting out the gas.
boutwell, says Chattanooga will be
the PittsOurg of the Southwest.
-HenIy A. Wise will Iun after all.
He would not be wise If he didn't.
Mark Twain takes his affidavit that
his books pan him out 100000 year.
-Thn-skulled people shouldn't use
hair dye, as it is apt to strike through.
Southern Ohio farmers vow they
hain't made ends meet for twelve years.
Why is a whisper forbidden in polite
society l-Because II isn't aloud.
A Missouri youth who got patted by
colts heels now welters In arnica.
-Ready-mlde sermons, autographed,
are two shillings a dozen in London.
"A stranger at Duluth, asked If the
elevator flagstaff was the North Pole.
Sonora threatens 10 become sonorous
with the whoop Of n troop Of Apaches.
A photographer requested that his sign,
"Taken from life, should be his epitaph.
Among the productions of Kansas
are haistOnes nine inches In circumfer-
ence.
There are seventeen American scuip-
tors in Rome to six English and nine
German.
The Nation refers to Roscos Conk-
ling as chat purple earthquake OF
oratory'"
-" Can't we make your lover jealous,
mise ~ go, yes, sir, / think we can, if
We put our heads together"
-Au;exchange says; ga blacksmith
can not only shoe a horse, but he can
make a horseshoe himself"
An editor out West has been elected
town constable, and is now able to arrest
the attention of his readers.
Success in New York politics depends
less upon doing things "on the square"
than upon working in the Ring"
"A physician advised a patient to take
a walk on an empty stomach. Whose
- rsaf. rls oil lf. fstr
"A Mississippi river despera 10 was
buried recently in coffin made of some
Of the lumber he hsd stolen.
-Chiuamen are said to make good
market gardeners. No people like them
for minding their peas and ques.
An agectlonate father at Peoria had
| his nine years old boy arrested for steal
/ lug ten cents worth Of tobacco from him.
some thieves IN westcott, Indiana,
didn't have time to open a safe, so car
ried it off bodily to open it at their leisure.
-Tnusville thieves stole frame house
between Saturday night and Sunday
morning.
/ "A new fabric for ladies' dresses is
" warranted to last until the wearer
hates lhe sight of it,"
Memphis bellies are charged with
pandehng to an uuladylike appetite for
sardines aud limberger cheese.
"A man named Tease went to see a
lady named Cross, and teased her until
she consented to be Cross no more.
A young man twenty years old, a
citizen of Augusta, hung himself the
other day because his coat wrinkled In
the back.
-Garihaldi's history Of his "Cam-
paign to Italy during lSGO' Is to be pub
lished simultaneously in England and the
United States.
Captain Jack, in an interregnum Of
his melancholy tit, has confessed Ia
Hooker Jim that he Is the real author oi
"Betsey and are out"
Families living near spring, who's,
waters have peculiar taste, at Ander-
son, Kentucky, are blessed with an ex
traordinary number Of twins.
A negress speaking of one of be
children who was lighter colOred thar
the rest, said, nebber could bear da
brat, cause he show dirt so easy.
A Maine court has lately decided tha
railroad ticket is good for six years II it
is not used beiole the expiration of that
time.
AT Des Moines, the other day, fou
negrOts got on Il spree one took out hi
little jaek-knife, and now there amt bu
three.
An Illinois centenarian has caught
: severe cold from overheatiug himself b.
splitting rails all day long in his shir
sleeves.
An active bachelor IN Maine claim
to be l02 years old but, as he "make
, his own bed, according to local paper
I $50 he must lie"
There are nearly 5000 French Cans
dians In Lewiston, Me and they hay
; Just completed aud dedicated a $50, ,0O
church editice.
A barber In Washington, who wa
shaving man who refused to enter int
!. conversation with him, dropped dead,
: Is supposed, from despair.
J. When dressed for the evening, the cir
1 nowadays,
a Scarce an atom OF dress on them leave,
S Nor blame them-for what Is an eyenir
y dress
But dress that is suited for Eve9
], There are two sorts Of cats. v
doubt the truth OF the eomnon sayiu
that one Of them has nine lives, but maj
a poor fellows back eau attest that Il
?, other has nine tails,
i Some publishers Of periodicals publ;
l. or white paper, some on blue, aud son
n on yellow. A large portion OF the poll
IN cal papers sheuld, by all meRns, be of
le color that won't show dirt.
y 1t Is reported that in San Franelst
4, the beard of dead man, who was clet
"a shaved at the time of his burial, six yea
ie previously, was found TO be eighte,
~ Lnnhna lnuar " hDn hla nnnlIa l..na nt.nu.