The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-07-23
About Women.

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II miss is as good as mile, how much bet
ter is q Mrs!
A woman's printing company is to be organic
ed ia St Louis
The women questiOn-How shall l have my
spring suit made?
Women can now be elected school officers in
any part Of Illinois.
An old maid 10 Pittsburgh has manufactured
lis worsted cats this spring.
Women in Florida make from sls to s23
week braiding palmetto hats.
Mrs. Alice Fargo has been appointed assistant
lighthouse keeper at Dunkirk.
Sixteen American female journalists have gone
over to write up the exposition.
A Racine woman has great passion for travel
ing about and killing dogs with revolver.
Seventeen new women lectures are preparing
to assist in turning the world upside down next
season.
A young and happy widow in Paris recently
remarked to friend: IL am now in the honey
moon of my widowhood."
Miss Nellie Thurston is engaged to make a
balloon ascension this fall at the Antwerp IN. "
Union Agricultural sOciety's grounds,
young lady speaking of one of her aversions,
said the severest thing on record " He's almost
a perfect brute-he only lacks instinct"
A young lady from the country called at book
store the other day, and asked for deck of
them new postal keerds-double headers"
Said woman to a physician who was weigh
ing two grains Of calOmel for child " Dinna be
SO mean wilt, it is for poor, fatherless BARN."
A young lady told an admirer the other even
ing that he was like her opera-glass, because"
said she, " / can draw you out, see through you,
and shut you up"
Twenty pupils Of the Pittsburgh female college
having become converted, declare their determi-
nation to hirt with none but young divinity stu
dents hereafter
A party of American boarding school girls
started for Europe the other day, under the
charge of competent instructresses, for fifteen
months tour Of observation.
A Milwaukee servant girl had gathered to-
gether eighteen towels, fifty NAPKINS twenty
sheets, three quilts, seven dresses and several |!
other articles when arrested.
Young ladies' who are disgusted with things in
general, as many of them profess to be, are re-
minded that there are three hundred nuGneries |
in the United States.
The Danbury NelcS man has observed that |
when a man has trouble he takes to drink, but
when woman meets with misfortune she merely .
goes over to her mothers and takes tea.
There is young girl in Brooklyn who for a
long time has supposed herself to be dying of
love, but council of eminent physicians called
aud pronounced it to be dyspepsia.
Out of the forty girls at boarding school none
of them could tell how many years George Wash
ington was President but they know TO cent
the cost of any kind of hustle in the market.
Mary F. Eastman says The frivoty and
pOintless talk of which you complain among wo-
men are but. the rapid buzz of the wheel which
has no regulation. 1t means power running to
waste.
An Iowa justice of the peace refused to fine
man for kissing girl against her will, because
when the lass came into court he was obliged to
hold on to the of his chair to keep from kiss.
ing her himself.
The ladies of the harem of the King of Siam
have put of the Siamese harem costume and
iOnned the European harem-scarem costume,
consisting of chignOns, high-heeed CATERS and
back files of newspapers
a Pittsburgh woman swore that she was only
thirty years Of age while she had son in the
whose age was twenty-five The
udge thought there must have been some mis-
AXE, but she wouldn't admit it.
The Woohen6laa, speaking of women in Ger
many, says that the further they keep themselves
rom politics the more zealously do they mix
themselves in religious questions, and introduce
nto them all the love and hate of which their ma
lure is capable.