The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-02-11

uoHay as notel Sapl6 VINO wanted
the milk passed to him, thus asked Tor
it: "Please send Your COW this way"
To whom the landlady retorted az fol.
lows: "Waiter, take the COW to where
the calf is bleating."
A man that boards riches aud enjoys
them not, is like an ass that oarries cold
and eats thistles.
Men often blush to hear what they are
not ashamed to do.
A learned doctor, referring to TIGHT
laoing. AYERS thatit is public benefit,
inasmuch as it kills all the foolish girls
and leaves all tho wise ones to grow up
to be women.
A journal asks what is the difference
between soldier and fashionable
Young lady7 One faces che powder and
the other powders the face.
tender and touching allusion was
made by speaker in tile Kansas House
OF Representatives to recently deceased
member of the State Legislature. BRO
ther Riggs" he remarked. twill not
feel the cold where he has gone"
Upon the marriage OF Mrs. Wheat, of
Virginia, an editor hopes that her path
may be fowery. and that che may never
be thrashed by her husband.
Speaking of venerable octopenarian.
an exchange says: "The shows of eighty
winters rest upon his head" The SHOWS
OF one such winter as they have had in
Minnesota ought to have been enough
for the head Of any ordinary man.
&lf you lose watch. dog or child,
or if you desire people not to trust your
wife, you rush to your local paper, know
ing that every one will read the adver-
tisement. But you will plod along in
business, year after year, without calcu-
lating how much you are losing by not
advertising it.
FLOATING island" ia very nice thing
at dessert, but it isn't 60 nice when il
gets away from the dessert and floats
about go as to obstruct navigation, as is
the case in Flagstaff Pond. in Maine,
whore we'll wooded island, several aores
In size, drifts around in SO oaprioious a
manner that the lumbermen are Obliged
to tow it out of the way by means OF
oxen. in order to send their logs through
tho outlet OF the pond into Dead River.
The wicked but witty Jim Nye pro-
poses that Senator Patterson, of New
Hampshire, as soon as the Poland Com
mittee is through with him, shall be
carted over to the Patent Office, and
deposited as "model of d d fool"
Court OF COMMON PLRAs-FKBRuAaY
TERM M-CoLuMB1A. 8. O., MONDAY, Feb
ruary 2. 1873.-The court met at 10 A.
H., Judge r. B. Carpenter presiding.
The jurors for this court having been
illegally drawn, were. upon motion, paid
of and discharged for the remainder of
the term.
The following order was granted:
1t appearing to the satisfaction Of the
court that large number OF important
cases, in which the Hon. 8. W. Melton
was engaged as counsel, and his having
been elected to Judgeship, has pre-.
cluded him from acting as such counsel:
and his recent resignation as Judge en-
tltlipg to hear said causes; it ia ordered,
that all OF said causes which were trans-
ferred to special calendar be trans:
| Aotaoo " tnelr oT!BiHal places on their
respective calendars.
The various calendars we're called
over; after which the court adjourned
until Tuesday, the 18th inst.
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LIST OF New ADVERTISEMENTS.
Wood Wanted.
Thomas Steen-Cheese, SO.
Jas. 8. Campbell to Rent.
w. McAllister-Building to Rent
Mrs. A. McCormick-A Card.
Wm. Roy-Burns Club.
Jas. r. renshaw-Telegraph Stock.
j. s.. Chambero-Remova
Fl. W. Purvis-Olicial.
Horse to Raflle.
W. j. Dnf1e-Valentines
HOTEL ARRIVALS, February 10, 1879
Columbia Holel-Miss Thompson, s @:
o NJ Sadler, 8 @; J T Orendorff, Balti-
more; " Dudley, Charleston; T J
Williams. New York; T Payne, Balti-
more; Harry King, Portland; E NJ
Cusker, Chester; G w Thames, Will
mington; W D Kennedy. 8 O.; G P
Kirkland, Walhalla; Mrs DR. F J Moses,
| child and aervopt Arc,.so. n w