The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1873-03-06

| Awful sweil-The cheek after sooth-
acas
Tonag ladies uae powder, perhaps, be-
cause they Shins it VIII make them 60 od
Every good act Is a Eo~er which viii beau
tify Our hoxas,
A b.ush is sigr saat nature hangs out
TO show where Daodestg aud virtue dwell
Charity e5Egss not 70 ryistruss man
prudence nos TO sTsst before We know him
Cas person Is ooTn every four minutes,
and another dies every seven minutes in Lon
don.
Brooklyn, Ia, has nine yea. old thief
who was educated On dime novels. 80
Beauty without grace is hook without
bait.
A secret has been defined % ssanything
made known to every body in whisper"
A poetic Hibernian explains that love is
commonly spoken Of as flame" because it
ia tiDder sentiment.
"We recover umbrellas here" Do youl
Well, / want my new one that I lost on last
Monday" 5t
An inquiring correspondent is anxious to
know if tho "crack Of doom" has ever been
pended.
II live in my loves eye," said anguish
ing Jones. u believe you, my hoy" said
idle Browr, "for sae's got G stye IN il.
The most cbnrp,ing seaside town in Eng
land, though tabooed by the auprer ten,"
is Ramssate."
A pair Of Boots in Iowa costa Just two
loads Of potatoes, and 20 raise the potatoes
wears ont pair Of 5oots.
Il needs no -ropbet to tsll rs that boy
or girl who refuses obaaience to kind pa
rcnt vill 20. be likely 70 make good citi-
zen or christian.
81 have no luck in fishing, never could
persuade the Ssh 70 bite" said young ex-
quisite. "Try yer power on 8. cross dog"
remarked . rough by.stsnder, "and see if
yor don't have better luck"
A young man asked young lsdy her
ago, and sha replied, "6 tiwes and times
8 added 70 rry ege will excsed tires cad
as ooubla NJ age exceeds %" TIE young
man said that he thought she looked nuch
older.
A fellow in New Orleans is said to have
eaten box of CASTLE sosp TO get rid Of
freckles. He r.ili has n few or his face, but
inside il isn't fr,oklc6 bit.
Mice harm the cheese, but girls charm the
he's. Ths sama "a true Of their respective
eating Of cheese asd cheatirs Of he's
A coxcomb tola LADY ttst he knew her
thoughts by her cycs. "Do 7cu?" said she;
"then, 7 am sure 70, Will keep them secret
for they are rot TO Ycar advantage"
A Young man, who was arrested ty mis-
take in Dotrcit the cther day. vas shout to
Sue the city for slac.e un,ii pc heard
shere wcs cniy S49e in the treasury. then he
compromised fora glass OF beer.
Worthy Pastor ~Whas, sc. remember Your
oatechisn, ny Roy, You're better Sed than
taught, think"
Boy: Yes sir; sou teaches ne, bit father
feeds me"
An edito, ssys his ancestors have beea in
the habit nf ,ivirg hundred years Els
opponent responds By saving tat vas before
the intyoauctio7 Of oapisai runishrsnt
A reverend divine. who WIS hit . $3.50
preacher, beng called on >cois~,taI,y scr 4
sermon, asked 8 friend rhst Re shorh
preach a5out-to which the other coel-
y replied, e Aho-3 Ere mirntes"
A smart ol5 Testcrn lacy, t,i-r called
into courts as witness, grew irrat;rat nj the
questions PIT TO hor, and ta,d the 'uare thnt
she worl6 quit tho stsnd, for hs -as ''-aly
one Of the most rneusitive old gsrtieraen
she lad ever snon."
An Arkansas farmer was nbsent nirdDd
enough 70 leave his pe. Peather and his
mother-in-lav ct horns sossHher While he
went 10 = snow but, mroh &c h,s Hnrsr End
smszomsnt tha did Indy wns eiiro md the
pnnthnr was dead or his rctrrn
'l'he Rostcr T'"vsIlnr nnle rtssntion tothe
fant thai "0r III tra s'iTs hr;l ~ vurahaB-
ed by contract durIHc Lha WIZ hct ono re-
nnins in thc navy sc.dar corniaarer worth
6stino out for :. thrae years cruisn, nra yet
choir ccs5 r'as rreuter than That o. ShCae
built ip She nEyy-ya-ds"
A lover once wrote to laty who had
rejected MIN, saving chat he intended TO
''rasire to gome aecludec SPOT, md bruathe
away hig life in sr.fp I" 10 wricb .he lady
ranisG hy iud:'ir'nn whether they were to
he nrd,un ~ hrrGc size. Tic man has mt
auce heen hea-( from
Arrbndv can soil thc reputation of any
indi",dual however purc and chaste by ut
torlnc susnicion that his enemies will he
licvc and that his friends nnvar hear OF No
reputation can rofute 1neer. nor any hu-
U,ap akil rreyen mischief
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