The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-07-05

)DGE, MONTA
NEW Hoa' wfs1Ees.
Fish would take the Presidency
Tr,y stoves bake bread for the Car.
Schuyler Colfax has been made Q LII. D.
Vanderbilt is nursing pct carbuncle.
"A powerful jackscrew Jacks
crew.
The Ashantee war isn't row in
shanty.
The new drink mixture Of New York is
'Emotional insan,icr"
Where might you expect 10 fluid cows
pedigree? In cutie Ing.
The ''Conccn' is Columbus brcvity for
the Constitutional Convention.
The Emperor OF Morocco has eighty
children So far aud SO father.
The French cable doesn't wcan we'll
since it broke sway from Brest.
"A school for instruction IN emotional
insanity is projected IN New York.
"A Worcester man owns pair of nurses
forty years old. lie calls them 240s.
-3rc, Hartc's last poem is scarcely sue.
cess II reads like IN imitation Of Har,c.
-Philadclphis complains Of having more
houses to let and for sale than ever before.
"A Liverpoo! paper speaks of "Artemus
Ward Bccchcr. the grea. American humos.
ist'"
Theodore Tilton has sent bis photograph
u Queen Victoria and asked for an cx.
change.
joaquin Miller promises an su,obio.
graphy. particularly touching on his life
among the Modocs.
The average business Of the New York
pickp"ckets is said to amount to from el5,
600 to $20. 900 per week.
Henry Clay Dean resides Upon 4 farm
; Of fifteen hundred scres in Missouri, and
doesn't rcpudiatc ~ acre.
The Nimaesosa Uerad invites the Sha,,
, Of Persia to visit Duluth ''snd bring his
hsrcm with him, If he wants to-"
There are in Chicaxo's new hotel, the
Grand Pacific. 80 flights Of stairs. - miles
Of wire. 0O9 windows, and 100 doors.
Tho Boston papers estimate the amount
| Of money paid 10 the lobby Of the Massa
chusctts Legislature this year at $l0O, O,0OV.
"A Cairo pound-kcepcr has resigned
because the common council made fuss
atUu, his writing Hon." before his name.
"A Cincinnati paper says . Chicago
horse Doctor nearly lost his life los, week
by the falling Of his diamond pin on one Of
his feet.
John franklin. New York farmer, got
''tfred of hearing his wife scOld, scold." ,
and tied . plough poin, to his neck and
drowned himself.
"A Peoria man has nice looking library,
all made up of Patent Office reports, with
the backs neatly labeled with the Dsmea Of
great authors and their works.
An Iowa grange has resolved tina, il |
will wage war against railroads. even to ex.
termination, II need be-" The iron evi.
IDENTIFY has entered the farmers souls.
More than coo Swcdes have settled in |
Maine during the past three years. and all Of
them are now prosperous farmers There
Is town near PresQuc Isle called New
Sweden. ,.
Some people are never con,cnted. After |
having all their limbs brken. their heads |
smashed and their brains knocked out, they |
will actually go 10 law and try 10 get further |
damages.
Il feel am glowing old for want Of |
somebody to tell me that am looking -
young us ever. Charming fslschod! There |
Is vast deal Of vital mir in loving words. !
--Lander
"A paper published spmcwherc near the !
Dismal Swamp demands" that jeff Davis !
shall receive full amneaty ns an equivalent
for his scrviccs In reducing the Mod"cs to !
submission. rl0 .. .=.. .u... sr- !
The life Of Edward Bulwer L.yt,on is
10 Ike written by his son Robert. better
known - ''Owen Meredith" and author Of ;
Lucille. The Ring Of Amasis" and much
poetic literature.
The town If P.,n,croy, O.. Is literally
crnckine TO pieces. A clip" Of the Garth
Destroyed \ large nouring mill last week.
and subsequeht crncks threaten aeriOus dam.
age to other valuable property.
"A wonderful mine hss been discovered
by Col J. W. McElrath. in the South
Mountains. Virginia, says the Niekory Press.
It contains mica. silver and ssaictida, with
some indications Of petroleum oil gas.
The editor Of the Frederick sburg (Va.)
Necs was asked by stranger "lf it was
possible that little town kept up four news.
papers:" and the reply Vas. mo, Il takes
four newspapers u keep up sheE.own."
Professor Plsnsamour. WIN ?rophesicd
that the world would be burned up u few
months ago. is now in Paris. He desires to
read = paper before tho Academy to prove
ihst We shall lso fr,zen tn death al,oat eOOl.
The latest gold diggings sre located
we'll so~srd tho North POlc, IN LsIland.
Russsans and Norwsgiansl arc digging ont Y
thr precsoas Asosal frosn beneath The frozen
soil. and there h no, an American IN the
territory. 5 ' thIf tEHtatt sEA a4t'
N-Car:sss paragraph: ''Ths two Lasdred
divorce lawyers Of Chicago are In mourning
over tho silver wedding that occurred there
last week. They ask for suspension Of
pubic opinion, sincc this Il. the frst time
they have slipped up" We. 80. 80 l,
--lt Is now the fashion In Paris. st recep.|
lions. tor las:ics y" sit In tie centre Of .,
rsNm. l~ck :" bsck. On isrgs o,tA,nan. and
"n sofas sIgs'nst, the xaiis; .hs Gsnslemaa
stsnd aud walk arouni ihc bee hive. OF
c'lurse no pcsiiion esn be nors efIeciise for
'hee display OF dsess.iriyyia4al ~ ,ser91I
os.-few vim know the favor III. teas ere
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