The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-09-27
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| "a OwSCS 0UOuu-StINuluK uOUcy.
Diamonds arc declining in value. e..
always going 70 the dogs Boncs. "a
Coffee grounds-Brazil plantations.
County fairs will be the next affairs.
"A Western settlcr-Thc sun at evening.
Lotteries orc to be abolished in Nebraska
Spanish stews do not come from Cat
al0ua. . ...i .;.. .p!:,.at . g.,
"A nautical monogram The crest of a
| wave. @a~@saa s..f H.'* b.
4h-'Bib and Tucker" is new English
farce. +" .-'.,'..
Father Burke is lccturing in the South
of Ireland.
What relation is the door to mat "A
stspfa,her. -.,.. ......... ...sn ...
"A bridge Is to built over the Missouri at
Atchison, Kansas ...:f .. .sv' s5
General Sheridan is roaming about the
White Mountains. '~-.. So
Our navy has fourteen Admirals and
twenty five Commodores.
-''Scmoneltc" is what they call . brief
hot>wealhsr discourse in Illinois. ..s.
| The new fifty-cent pieces bear the like
meas of the Hon. Samuel Dexter. Sd.
kansas City, Mo-, il said to be tho hest
cattle market In the United Statea
London consumes 100, ,00O, 900 gallons
of water daily. and Paris 20, OOO, 900. o.
The California University will explore
the lava beds iu the interest Of science.
Barney Willisms has paralysis of the
left eye. He has cancelled his engagements.
The lawyers address to his brief :
Thou great First Cause least understood"
"A Connecticut paper says the lobster is
still popular, outstanding its retroactive
claws. e"r u' !: .'aw""i 7 d.f u "A
"A new morning paper is talked of IN
Chicago, under the editorship of ex Senate
Doolitile. .'+ - '
"A Memphis man, q years old 10 six
inches shorter than Tom Thumb, and he is
proud Of II! ..,...... 49,. ......,.... e
The Registered Letter Department
earned the Government @S5,O0 net prof,
the past year. , a. .a... taa,r,gas .oa -.
The restaurant keeper in the Crystal
Palace, near London. docs business enough
to pay rental Of tl25. 900. na' .a2
Something 10 tho mstter with . field of
green corn near Kansas City. The kernels
shed blood instead Of milk. f""'"s. u#" j.
Senator Spraguc is reported 10 have
offered @eO. 900 for the Kansas horse ''Smug>
gler." which tro.tcd mile In 2:l01
"A Buffalo minister recently baptized
twenty. eight children with water which he
brought from the Jordan, in the Holy Land.
A new sewer in Louisville 10 four miles
long and large enough to admit carriage
! and span of horses. It is not, however, =
popular place for driving. ..r.,s ma ID :
"A western paper explains Joaquin Mil
ler's freuzied style BY saying that he has
had three wives. Some men die under it,
and some 80 crazy and write poetry. II
Drunk as-susualln said professor,
repsDaObtnlly, on meeting /. d'sssp~ted stud
ent In the park. No, s-r-not drunk
'sus'l-li'l drunk'r'n us'l, replied the student
An ivory handled dissecting knife wliicl,
was found near the mutilatcd remains of
Beau Hickman tells the story and solves the
little mystery connected with that affair.
| Ernst Ruffinl, Cleveland boy employed
in an architects Office in Chicago, prepared
plan for the new court house in that city,
| which was accepted over fifiy>two Others
sent from all parts of the country and from
Europe. The prize offered was s5,000
The most appalling case of deafness
| that We ever came across outside an asylum.
was that Of an old lady who livesjust across
tho street from the navy.yard. The other
day they fired salute Of twenty.onc guns
The old lady was observed to start and
listen ~ the last gun was fred, aud then
she exclaimed 'come 10 !" d. hf,# aJ
The Shah 10 to be immortslized in the
British navy. A friRa,e Of the Inconstans
class was laid down in 1870, and Is supposed
she will DO the fastest vessel In the navy.
She was 70 have been named the, Blonde,
but she is now 10 be named The Shah.
| IA new toy. just introduced, is . wax
doll in . crib, the doll being dressed In nigh,
clothes and In dainty lace cap. By some
mechanism the doll baby at certain intervals,
sitter being wound up, lifts itseIf up in the
crib, put out its arms. aud distinctly calls
''msmma." The inventor thinks mo family
should be without one" IL ..r,., ,..efs .
"A blacksmith as Sioux City wished to
get rid Of his dog. and while cd Towser
was taking his noon>day siesas h the sun,
the owner gently attached flask of powder
TO his tail, and. touched II OF with match.
His family physician thiDks that II be has
good luck he may recover the use of his
eyes BY the time the hair grows again on
the dogs bach. 7iaIuI .bsaayq-,s ggrti
-1lAch, amussmens ssJcauaed by small
casds gsasuitoasly 'cisculated about the
sheets Of New York, each having small
cork attached byla string. and having the
foas,wibg' psiseeli upon II in large letters:
'.The most horrible death ID 10 be talked to
death. 10 prevent the above terrible fate
use the patent life. prcserver attached to this
card. Directions put the cork In your
esf.""os.i bssnNa6 ggf ~ o aies af Ynas
-'a-H HissosiAns the Wide world over win be
shocked to learn that the Chabbaqu,ddle
tsibe Of Indians is extenct. the last renresen.
iAsivs thereof having slept the sleep Of death
= MasshaS Vineyard last week. HE virtu.
ous memory 10 emhaimed by . local chronicle
lathe suceiscs statesnsnt that he was pro.
fessOs Of religion, airegular attendant upon
saAp.msesing services, and On invetcraic
Aruskakd. asd AFH ts'. R.sl Y M aafaassl
1t is estimated, by hallway man that
The cppa(ruction, Of 4osc lhonssad miles Of
laihuad u > year Requires he hbor Of $1,000
psa. Lass yeaf d.4s7 piles, rsquirinx 1so..
O00 mem .reeps constructed 4 the United
Sseesa a. tm yeqn eqd,pg .risA ls7a the
mileage constructed n thie cosatsY wss
14,ooA q s5oss !, 80 miles a-year. ,Dunng