, 1873-10-19


Motto for tho 1nternasiona1ists- labor NO
delight in physics Spain.
The scientific conundrum OF tho day is:
What did 10 die of 1odide Of potassium.
nlusc-writeE of grun critic. 1T hope ao," was
"!rEoro!" said Jones, as lie wrathfully
pushed awny the pic which Lis landlady lad Just
snd aiut going to cat it !"
on and on. Tho man who gets OF may got
offer, but he can't hope to reach tho snporlativo;
while tho 1nan who gets on, We are told, may got
An Iowa editor wroto: "During the past
week. wo bnyo been Waiting tho soIons Of tho
coun!ry;" aud his constant subscribers think
that is funny way to spell "saloons."
asked how lie apont his oyonings. His roply was,
At night atoro my mind, and during tile day
AT hotel-tablo Que boardcr remarked to hs
ncighbor, 'Thia must bo healthy place for
ehiekons." "Why7" asked tho othof. " Do-
cause never 500 any dead ones hercaboutB."
Husband, WHO has been out West OIL busi.
ness. aud loft Ills. wife eomo blank chaeks-
Mary, find you hayo considerably 0yoiurawn
ut the bank" Mary" Nonsense, Johu how
left yet"
a country editor, writing to dolinqusnt
dues, concluded with' iii yo,, i1 psy up you vii
obliso mo; II you woa't, I'll obliso yoa.'
IA man in blouse -sceno, Paris, Of courae-
presents bottlo Of perfume to his beloved say.
ing: Whom you smell this you will regret thtt
yonr Creator did not make you all loHe."
Though Shakespeare positively doth affirm It,
:, And 10 dispute Il M, not bs diucreSs,,
Yet canuot believe that which nc call 1our
Dy any other nans would ssaelI as whcnt.
-Catclng little Tartar-'' So you don't ears
about donkoy-riding, Miss. And why2" "oh,
l'pe got pony, md ono doesn't care about don.
keya after TINT, you know n Has pony got
more legu than . dou!toy, thenf" Missy (wl,o
don't like to bo chntrcd)-"Yca; exactly {toice AZ
many az some don'oys that know or"
Tho pioclle Record says: ''Wo have many
beautiful moteors these autumn nishIH One
evening tender swain said to hts sweetncss:'
'some OF tloso falling stars seem to leave be-
hind thom bright path, as II they woro cclea.
ttal n1osscngcrs flying eartllwart, tho dust o!
track Of lisht behind To which tlo maid re.
pliod: sThey alters makes mo think about tna
circus man that swallowed fro"
Not much danger AZ yot!-sqniro'a lady:
lately sally T Thaulso, my NY % ady, % GO hain
sent i'm. aud bin twice to Gunday-school, and it
don't aoen1 to have done Him no particular arm
ut present. .H-LontOn Fun.
Jones dropped In ut closed bar the oshor
day and purchased glasa OF his fnvorita bevct-
age. As ho n,unnhcd tho customary Glove. ho
Observed that o ssd af s seaIn9I oioam nun
Of tho sllirt front and diamond pin, u wo'll owo
it TO yo,1,' "Dut what kind Of security can yon
give mo ?" askod the wary ;; Jones' "supposins
"a Woodward ayenno businessman found a
counterfeit 50cont scrip among hs currency, tho
other day, mud ho put it In his vest. and thlt at
ternoon gayo 1t to itt!o gir begging OH tho
streets. When ho camo back from toa, llo found
tho sene pcco Of aerip IN Tho drawer again, and;
questioning his clcr|, he learned tlat litlc girl
gone away With 20 Gotta good money. That
bank haa suspended OH currency payments to
besgars.-Detroit Free Press.
Tho British sciontists, iatoly In session at
Bradford, appear to hnye nladu light Of Mosaic
chronology. Mr.. rcngolly, WHO il tho official
goo2oYist Of tho Government for exploring
Kent's Cavern aud other boue.cayea Of Doyon-
shire. brought forward his annual crop Of cx-
tinet animal aud human remains, showing tho
course Of It rolatod that some ladioa had visited
Kont's Cayorn Nnaer his guidance. Ono Of thom
nAlvoly asked II tho ronlaIlls did not provo that
man 1nuat have lived OIL tho earth d worry long
timo--six thousand yoara, nt least. "4l great
"Ah |" Hait tho latly, " but the Bible says llan
wickod t'a to add an any moro Wioods so no doubt,s
rened ang pSngeily h.. bat yo may add grfat
will not bo naughty enough"
"A man is 30 much moro poltIoin church. IIa
IL OIL dresa-parado, as 1t woro. Nobody waH SUR
priBea to 300 tint young 1nan Inst Sunday dive
suddenly into tho bottom Of tho new to pick up
hor parasol, Iyhilo he was at tho bottom 10 Haw
the en'broiderel edge OF her pocket handkerchief
sticking from unlcr tho odgo OF lier tlroks. llo
commenced tagging at IT., whom tlsore wasa ilorco
scuillo, and lltllo hand dartol down. lIo came
up without 1t. Tiloro wero two rod facos in tho
sanctuary, to which the calm Of tho hosHed Sab
BATH seemed to bring no rollof. Hut he was
young man that meant well.-StaHnson (Ra')
Flnajcasor.