The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-15
DANBuaY FUN.
Danbury News. October q

y SOFT answer iuinclh away wrath. !.It q
soft" question kindIc,h It,
AS .u,h N"rw ak r"ly b and an Elizabeth
AN iutf sn'prisrd D.nhurians by their fast
driving Monday evening
4 sol, 'un on Nn,th street has Tilted his
y'r; bcc"usr oi lu r name. Eliza. He found
that il he married her he could never speak
l" his wife without telling LiZc.
4 man over 100 years old recently died IN
E,mkiyn ..s he did not use tobacco. ~
Lri~k sriri,u"us liquor. il is supposed his
nn,imrly death Wa. caused l,y some disease
inhcyiic at his birth.
How i,i,lr We know uf the suffcrings and
privnii0us and an,iu. uncrs nf our ntiu hburs
4 w"n,sn near The pos '"iiicc. lat evening.
va, heard to Violently explain To another
An d,i"t shc have my best earrings. the
c",al hearts. I" wear VI the party. Thursday
night. an then 10 e" ain'ut the ncighsUr
hood telling that mix my bic ID in wnch
basin-'hc squ.". eyed, sncaking, lying
sirll"p that size is
the train down yesterday morning. lie
gave up ali his attention Ia his lip. Fiisi
hc would push the contents upwards. and
then stroke them duwnwards. Again hc
would pun out the c,,ds. and go thrIugh Il
notipns calculated to make II part IN the
middle. Finally y bust,y bearded man III
il $. at Opposite leaned acIuss the aisle. AL.
observed ~ friendly ~hisIrr. Yet L,ud
! enough 10 tie hc"i.i through the car: ''Jnnt
! you ~anl Ia gel Que ur twu good hairs ~
breed tiUin?'
, Nj. ANA Mrs. ll.rbis"n had JUS. tini he'd
. iher brcu"Ia>l. Mr.. liz. U's"" had Iu>i,cu
| ni> .,ul,. MIS- liurbIsuu ~, n the lablr,
holding the infant tlaI bison. aud nlccnsii,c
i ally wuIA'Lg ncr tore iinger ~ his uiuulh
Suddenly siie paused ~ the mOi'uu. threw
/ the a>lu,..si..G chiid on its Guck. turned rs
~n,lc as .h,ci. pIicd Upcn Its mouth. s"u
immediately Gaslud, "E,uraiiu!" Mr. Il
vino Was "h ms kncrs, Win head under Tue
lounge. " once came forth, rapping his head
! 81, ""d, getting on his icet. inquired what
Was the matter. 20. Epnrailm." ssid she,
the tears rolling down her checks aud the
, smiles c"ur>I,,s up ''Wny, what is il, Ar.
| ncinca," sxld the aslO .Isiicu Mr.. Harrison,
sliartIy rubbing his h. al y here il had come
IN con'ac; with The lounge. ''Baby-" she
sa>I"d. Mr.. iiarbisun turned pale, and
c"i''ilIcnccd 10 sweat. BABY has. U. U.
y. Ephr"'.n! Baby has-b.hy has got "a
tooth" MOI" >crrsmei Mr.. iinrblson,
SPREADING his legs apart. dropping his chin.
and staring =, The struggling heir with all
his might Il tell you II is" persisted Mrs
IL With slight evidence of h,s'erica.
20. .. II can't be-" protested Mr.. II pre-.
pairing to swear it it wasn't. Came here
and sec for y. ur.c!f." said Mrs II. "Oinn
'is little mousy wOusy for It's own muZzcr.
That's t"'dy woody; ,l'a, : brsscd little
Jump - .uy.r" THUS conjuicL the heir
"i"ncd its mouth sufficiently tor the author
"t its being tr thrust ~ his finger, and In,
gentleman having convinced himself by
'lr most lndnhi'blc q. iicnce lha. tooth Was
there. Immediately kicked his hat across tn.
room. buried his fist IN the urge. and dc
rharcd With much feeling and vchrncnc..
thai he could lick The imd!y. i,ai who would
dare 10 imtima'c that he WAS no, the hap
l,ic>t man 'lI he face Of the czech, Then
he gave Mrs. II n hearty smack "n the
mouth. and sna'cheh up the heir. while iha,
lady rushed uemblngly forth after Mrs.
Simmons. who lived ucxt door In q mn,
mcnt Mrs. Simmons came tearing in a. If
she had been shot out of gun. and righ,
behind her cam. Mrs. H. ~, u sprcd that
ind,ca'cd she had been elected from ,w"
guns Mrs Simmons At Oncc sna' cl,.d the
heir from the arms Of Mr. H. and hurried il
I" the window, where she made u careful
and critical examination of its mouth. while
Mfs. il. held its head, and tried Ia still the
thnhhngs Of her heart. and Mr.. II. ,lnnce,,
up and down and snapped his fingers I"
show how calm he was. 1t hnving been
nscrr'aincd by Mrs Simmons that the tooth
was a sound one, and also that the strongest
hopes for its future could ie entertained on
acrOun, Of its GINNING IT, the new Uf the
m'"'n. Mrs. IIarl'is"n got out the necessary
,na,crial. AMI Mr. iiarb,son vt once pro.
cecleI Ia write seven different letters u ~
many persons. unfolding tu them the even,
Of the morning, and inviting them to comp
on rs soon as possible.