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Is becoming very common in every commrpitv and
the sudden deaths resulting warn to seek some re-
lief Tie disease assumes many different firms.
among Viii h we notice Pdlpitdtion' Enidr0emSni
Spasms Ossifcatioa or Bong Formation Qfthe Heart
rheumatism, General Iebifity, WdteL about the
Heart, Sinking ftte Spirits, Pains in the Side or
Chest Ditzzia ss Sluggish Circulation o}fke blood,
and Momeatary St0ppdge offhe Action Of the Heart.
These forms of Heart Disease have BEEN cured by
Or. Graves Heart Regulator. and we co not
hesitate to say it will cure them again. Any form OF
Heart Disease viii readily yield to its use, and we
have yet to learn of any case where the Heart Regu-
ator has been taken properly and the party not re-
ceved a marked benefit.
Cur agent, on application, will furnish you with
our circular, giving full description of the disease
and also a number Of testimonials of cures; and If
you would like further proof from the parties who
have given the testimonials, write them and see what
they say.
We have sold many thousand bottles Of the Heart
Regulator, and The demand is still increasing We
are confident we are doing the public benefit, and
not trying to impose on them worthless piepara-
ton.
The price Of the Heart Regulator is ONE DOL
LAR per Bottle, and can be obtained of any
DRUGGIST.
Janis deOd&wIy-w2
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PORTLAND & ROCHESTER, RAILROAD.
Winter Arrangement.

:ssssss.sssssssa Passenger trains -laave Portland
E.ss.-.au Rochester and intermediate stations
at 7.15 A. NJ, and 1.30 p. NJ making
direct connection at Rochester with trains for Rosto
over Bestop D q Maine and Eastern Railroads. Also
connect at Rochester with Dover and Winnipiseogee
Raiiroad for Alton Bay, and with Portsmouth Great
rails and Conway Railroad Tor Conway.
1850 A. NJ. and IL NJ. ' Nv
The 730 train connecting with down train ON
Portsmouth, Great Falls and Conway Railroads. and
the IL o'clock train making direct connection Mt
Rochester with trains from Boston. leaving Boston
s 80 A. al. via Eastern Railroads ~ wv
Leave Portland for Saco River at 6.20 P. NJ.
Leave Saco River for Portland at $50 A. NJ
Stages connect as follows:
AT Gorham for West Gorham, Standish, and No.
Linington, daily. AVE-
At Buxton Centre for West Buxton, Bonny Eagle
and Limngton daily.
AT Centre WATERFORD for Limerick Newfield Par
sonsfied and Ossipee, Tuesdays, THURSDAYS and SAT
urdays, returning alternate days. :
daily.
= WILLIAM II. TURNER, Superintendent.
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PORTLAND & OGDENSBURG R. i
GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY OF CANADA.
ALTERATION ow TRAINS.
WINTER ARRANGENIE Nr

z-r,5z-,--z==r, On aud after Monday, Nov ith
80 rains will run as follows
-xH-sHal Passenger train for South Paris at
,T--..---, 80 A. NJ; for Island Pond Quebec,
Montreal, and the west at 1.30 P. NJ Stopping at ali
stations. ifo ~ '''A
Mail train stopping at all stations) for Island
Fohd connecting with night mail train for Quebec
Montreal and the West. SO'N>'
Accommodation for South Paris and intermediate
stations at 500 p. NJ.
and South Paris at $50 p NJ '''
From So. Paris at 8. 20 A. NJ
Pullman Palace Drawing Room and Sleeping Cars
are attached to the Mail Trains between Portland
Montreal. w. ~ anu
Express trainsrun through to Montreal without
change OF cars az Islaud Pond
The Company are not responsible for baggage TO
any amount exceeding $50 in value and that person
aD unless notice is gyen and paid for at the of
VIZ p'''enSei roi p geeTS 22U9 adltional value.
Portland, June 20 1872 innoItf
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American House, Hanover st. L.Esic
Proprietor.
Parker House, School St H ID Parker &.
Co., PrOprictors.
Revere House, B0wdoin Square, Bulfncla,
Bingham, Wrisiey & Co.. PrOpriefors
st. James Hotei-J. P. Nh. Stcfson, Prcpri
etOr.
fremont House. fremont st. Bingham
Wrisley q Go. ProprietOrs.
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Hartman House, J.E. Hartman & Co.,
PrOpriet0rs.
Penobscot Exchange, A. Woodward, Pro-
prictor.
franklin House, Harlow ST., Il. Quinby,
with MI ID McLanghIin & Son, Prop.
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. O NJ Z!

BE deceived, but for coughs, colds, sore threat,
hoarseness and bronchial difficulties, use only
WELLS CARBOLIC TABLETS.
Worthless limitations are on the market, but
the only scientific preparation OF Carbolic Acid for
Lung diseases is when chemically combined with
other well known remedies in these TABLETS, and
all parties are cautioned against using any other.
En all cases of irritation of the mucous mem
brane these TABLETS should be freely used, their
cleansing and hea ing properties are astonishing.
BE warned, nerer neglect COLI, it is easily
cured in its incpent state, when it becomes chronic
the cnre is exceedingly difficult, Wells Carboc
Tablets specific.
JOHN Q. KELLOGG, IS Platt ST.. New York,
Sole Agent for United States.
Price % cents a box Send for circular.
jan27-4wt
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RATR
BOSTON.

sagadahoc House, j ohm 9. MiIliken, Pro-
prietor.
Bath Hotel, G. M. Plummer, Proprietor
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DRUGGIST.
THE GREAT REMEDY FOR

THE GREAT REMEDY FOR
COmSUM pTIO N
which can be cured by a
timely resort to this stand
. ard preparation, as has been
proved by the hundreds of
testimonials received by the
proprietors. 1t is acknowl-
edged by many prominent
physicians to be the most
reliable preparation ever in
troduced for the relief and
cure of all Lung complaints,
and is offered to the public,
sanctioned by the experience
of over forty years. When
resorted to in season it sell
dom fails to effect a speedy
cure in the most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Group, Whooping Cough,
Influenza, Asthma, Colds,
Sore Throat, Pains OF Sore
ness in the Chest and Side,
Liver Complaint, Bleeding
at the Lungs, &c. Wistar's
Balsam does not dry up a
Cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is the case with
most preparations, but it
looscns and cleanses the
lungs, and allays irritation,
thus removing the cause of
the complaint.
PREPARED BY
GFTH VI, P0WLE & SONS, Boston, Mess,
And sold by Druggists and Dealers generally.
nov23
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sko,vhegnn Hotel, E. B. Hnybury, Propri-
et0r.
Turner House, II. liz. ssnssey s. Co. Pro
prietOrs.
Elm Aho"se, M. HI. Hilton, Proprietor,
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MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD.

winter Arrangements, Commencing Rec
3, 1872.
J5-==n Trains leave Portland for Bangor
Houlton Calais and ST. John at 1915
s.mE.au.sa. m. sleeping and day cars on this
train.)
For Bath, Lewiston, Rockland and Augusta at 100
q. H.
For Bath, Lewiston, Rockand, Augusta, Readfeld
winthrop, Skowhegan, Belfast, Bangor, ST. John and
Halifax at 100 p. m.
For Lewiston, Bath and Augusta at 5.aop. m.
FOR Lewiston via Danvie at 5: N p. m.
Trains ARE Due mt Portland.
From Augusta, Bath and Lewiston at o.45 am.
SIP p. m. "'' "'
From Augusta and Lewiston at :35 p. m.
From st. John, Bangor, Sc, at 20 a. m.
Through Tickets are sold in Portland and baspaoe
checked through to Houton, Calais, st. john Hal
fax, Dover, Foxcroft, Rockland sc.
L. Z. LINCOLN, Acting Superintendent
Augusta, Nov 80. 1872. dec3tf
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BANGOR.

Augusta House, State St. Harrison Hak-
er, Proprietor.
Cony House, G. "A. & HI. Cony. Proprie-
tors.
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TIC 1lnIllelIse sue, IU,UUI IN ONC MUNIH
ITVINGSTONE2si y yrs AFRIC.

Is having PROVES it ADORE all others the book the
MASSES WANT. II goes like WILDFIRE. Over
GOO pages, only 50 so. More Agents Wanted.
NOTICE-Be not deceived by Misrepresentation
made to palm off heh priced inferior works. but send
for circulars and Proof of statements and great
success of our agents. Pocket companion worth S10
mailed free. HUBBARD BROS, Publishers 50
Wach
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NO2TH sTaATFORD N. III,
wizard House, G. a. Bailey e. Go. Fro.
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AGENTS A RARE CHANCE

We will pay all Agents $40 per week IN cash. who |
will engage with us AT ONCE. Everything furnished |
and expenses paid. Address
febi2t4w A. COULTER & CO, Charlotte Mich
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CALAIS.
international EHctcl, w. .. Simpson.
Proprietor.
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my husbands, who was acquainted with my
bad habit of travelling in company with my
trinkets-a habit which have since seen fit
| to abandon.
What have written is literally true, though
it did not happen to myself
HOTELS.
HOTEL DIRECTORY,
Embracing the leading Hotel- the State, at which.
the Daily PRESS may always be found.
ALFRED.
County House, Edmund Warren, Propric-
tor.
Elm House, Court. St. w. 9. & A. Yonng.
AUGUSTA.
Augusta House, State St. Harrison Hak-
err, PROPRIETOR.
Cony House, G. "A. & HI. Cony. Proprie-
tors.
Hartman House, J.E. Hartman & Co.,
PrOprietors.
Penobscot Exchange, A. Woodward, Pro-
priet0r.
franklin House, Harlow ST., r.. Quinby,
with MI ID Mclaughlin & Son, Prop.
BATH.
sagadahoc House, ohm 8. MiIliken, Pro-
Bath Hotel, G. M. Plummer, Proprietor
BOSTON.
American House, Hanover st. L.Ric
Proprietor.
Parker House, school St. II. ID. Parker 6,
Co., Prcprietors.
Revere House, B0wdoin Square ,BulfincI,
Bingham, Wrisiey & Co., ProprietOrs
vt. James Hotei-J. p. Nh. Stcfson, Propri
ef0r.
Wrisiey a. Go. PrOprietors.
BRYANT,s POND.
Bryant's Pond IIouse-N. B. Crockett,
BETHEL.
Chandler House, r. g. Chandler g. Co.
Proprietors.
Chapman House, g. HI. Chairman. Pro.
prietor.
BRIDGTON CENTER, Nc.
Cumberland House, Marshall Bacon, Pro
prietOr.
BOLsTEB MILLS.
Hancock EHouse,-J. N. Hancock, Prop.
BRUNSWICK. ME.
q k. Dining Rooms, w. h. Field,
CAPE ELIZABETH
Ocean House-.g. P. Chap,berlain, Propri-
et0r.
CALAIS.
fn,ernationai Hhotcl, w. D. Simpson.
CAMDEM.
Bay View House, e. HI. Dernuth, Prop.
CORNISH.
Cornish Housc,-P. Durgin, Proprietor.
DANHAREsCOTTA
Maine Hotel, sanbcrn q Sncobs, Hroprfo-
tors.
DANVILLE JUNCTION.
Ciark,s Dining Hall. Grand Trunk Rail-
way Depot, M. w. Clark, Proprietor.
DEXTER.
Eexter House.
DIXFHELD.
Androscoggin House, j. jackson, Pre-
EAsTPORT.
Passamaquoddy Eouse.-E. Taft, Prop
ELLSWORTH.
American Houses. Jordan e. Som From
City Hotcl.-N. HI. Higgins & Sons, Props.
F0xCROFT.
Foxcrof Exchange.
GARDINER.
Evans Hotel, O. G. Rollins, Proprietor.
GORMAM.
Central Hotel, f. j. Berry, Prop.
GREAT FALLS, NH.
Great Falls Hotel, Q. A. Frost, Proprietor
HIRAM
Mt. Cutler Hcuse,-IKirum Esasfon, Pro.
KENDALL'S MILLS.
Aendai!'s Mills Hotel, Randall Andrews,
Proprietor.
LIMERICK.
Limerick House, oseph G. Harmon, Pro-
MACHIAs
Eastern Eaoiel.-E. e. stoddnrd, Prop.
MECHANIC FALLS.
Union Hotel, p. r. Cobb, Proprietor
81. ANDREWS, NIB.
The Rail Way Hotel, Michael Clark, Fro.
prietOr.
SPRINGVALE
House, g. #. Tibbefts, Proprietor
sTANDIsM.
sf5ndish House. Capt. Chas. Thompson,
YORK HARBOR
1srsha:l House.-N. c. Marshall &, SONG
FrOprjctCrs. - '~'AS'
NORTH WENDHAM
" cmasket azouse, w. w. Stanley, ProDri-
ctGr. - A~PAA-
NORWAY
RseaPs Hotel, L. B. Weeks, Prop.
Elm House, Main St. W. w. WhitnsarsI,
Proprietor.
NAPLES
Elm House, Nathan Church s. Sons, Pro-
prietOPs.
NORRIDGEWOCK.
banfOrsh House, ID. DanfortIi. Proprieto
NORTH ANSON
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NAPLES
ELM Housc, Nathan Church s. Sons, Pro-
priet0rs.
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BETHEL.
Chandler House, II. q. Chandler & Co.
Proprietors.
priea0r.
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RAILROADS..
BOSTON Il MAINE RAILROAD.
Winter Arrangements, December y. 1870.

Winter arrangement, December 2, 1870.
15s7zz5sz==-z-, Trains leave P. s. 81 PR r. Sta
p Portland for Boston, at ZOO,
= - 90 - Returning, leave Boston for Portland
al F. ~ ts.SO A. NJ, and 1920 and s3I5P PM
z. NJ. oNJ' "''oO Il. NJ. ana t3.2O
nnciinS IS or and Concord N H. via g. r.
A. M. ' A""'euee, 300
For Lowell, 800, 1876 A. NJ, and ~ 9opNr
For Milton and Union, VI. 90 a. NJ and a % I, \,
NOTE.-Tbe 200 A. NJ and is 20 p III train :T ~,
meets at Boston with trains for New York Passcn
gers ticketcd and baggage checked through
~ Freight trains between Portland and Boston
daily.
Passenger station in Boston, Haymarket Square
Freight station in Boston, Causeway street.
Accommodation.
fast Express.
W. MERRITT, Superintendent,
Boston,
PAYSON TUCKER, General AgeRt,
353 Commercial Street, Portland.
Dec. 2, 1872 deceit
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SATAA Running between Providence
e1HllxkR1SM and Philadelphia every WE'D
A&4s&zAsASS NESDAY and SATURDAY gives
direct communication to and
rom Portland and all other points in Maine, with
Philadelphia and all points reached oy the Penn
Central and the Phil. s. Reading R. RPS, and to all
tne principal cities IN the South and Southwest No
Full information given by WALDO A. PEARCE
Agent, 12i Washington St. Boston, or j. b. COYLE
Jr., Portland.
VIM. P. CLYDE, s. CO., Genl Managers.
jan11 1y II So. Delaware Avenue Philadelphia.
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FREE no ROCK AGENTS.

AN ELEGANTLY BOUND CANVASSING BOOK
for the best and cheapest Family Bible ever published
will &c sent free of charge to any book agent 1t
tains nearly 500 fine Scripture illustrations, and
agents are meeting with unprecedented success, Adj
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what our agents doing, NATIONAL PUBLISH
ING co. Phila., Pa. JAMS 4wf
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AUGUSTA.

AUBUEN
Elm House, Court. St. w. 9. & A. Yonng,
FrOprietOrs.
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BRYANT,S POND.
Bryant's Pond House-N. e. Crockett,
Proprietor.
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OLD ORCHARD BEACH.
Ocean House, Ii. Seavy, Proprietor.
Oid Orchard EHouse, z. 6. Staples, Propr;-
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Under the Cloak.

,g21in8YA I'D 77T 6He p
BY RHODA BRoUGHTON.
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HOTELS.

HOTEL DIRECTOR
Embracing the leading Hotter the State, at which.
the Daily PRESS may always be found.
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County House, Edmund Warren, PrOpric.
for.
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NORTH ANSON.
somerset Hotel. Brown & Hilton, Propri
ef0rs
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NORWAY.
BeaEs Hotel, L. Ii. Weeks, Prop.
Elm House, Main st. w. wv. whi,u,,rs,,
Proprietor.
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RRIDGTON CENTER, Ne.
Cumberland House, Marshall Bacon, Pro
prietOr.
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DANaAREsCOTTA
Maine Hotel, SanScrn Il .JncObs, ProE'r
tors.
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NORRIDGEWOCK.
Danforfh House, ID. DanfortL. Proprfeto
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PARIS HILL.
Eau 5bard EAOfeI, II. ubbar.i Esrnrr;e,
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CAPE ELIZABETH
Ocean MoUse-g. P. Chapabcrlain, Propri-
et0r.
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Bnrisel, House, Adams d Robbins.
Eroprietors

PORTLAND.
Adams House, Temple st. Charles Adnms
Proprietor. ''
Albion House, ~ Federal 81. j. G Perry.
Proprietor.
American House, India st. j. HI. Dodge.
Proprietor.
City Hotel, Cor. Congress and Green 81.
JOhn p. Davis & Co. PROPRIETOR
Falmouth Hotel, P. E. Wheeler, Propri.
etGr.
Prebic House, Congress ST. Gibson & Co.,
Pr0prietOrs.
Vt. Julian Hotel, Cor. Middle and Plum
ats. G.. e. Ward. Proprietor.
u. y. Hotel, Junction of Congress and Fed.
erai SITS: IL. Cram e. Co., Proprietor.
Walker House, Opp. Boston Depot, Geo.
BridShnn .br., Proprietor.
C Commercial EHeuse-L. O. Sanborn & Co.,
Propriet0rs.
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CAMDEN.
Rny View House, z. HI. Bernutli, Prop.
CORNISH.
Cornish Housc,-P. Durgin, Proprietor.
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DANVILLE JUNCTION..
CIarA's Dining Hall. Grand Trunk Rail-
way Depot, M. w. Clark, Proprietor.
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ELLSWOREH.
American Houses. Jordan e. SON. Prop
City Hotcl.-N. HI. Higgins & Sons, Props.
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PEAKS ISLAND.
Union House-W. r.. zones. Proprietor.
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SOUTH CHINA.
Lake House, y. Savage, Proprietor.
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sKOWMEGAN.

RHCHIOND.
Richmond Hotel, III. Springer. Proprictc
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De no doubt as to her being of exalted rank-a
duchess probably "a dead du chess NV
morning, thinks l grimly.) They 90 on to
say how odd it is that people in nv class of
NE never travel with their own Jewels, but
always with paste ones. My poor, poor sap
PhHes Good-by-a long good-by to You.
But indeed will willingly compound for the
Toss OF you and the rest OF my ornaments will
gobare-necked, land bare-armed, or clad in Sal
Watt beads for the rest of my Iife-so that
DO put attain the next stoppir g-place alive.
AS am so thinking one of the men looks
or imagine that he looks, rather curiously
towards me. In a paroxysm of fear lie st thew
should read on my face the signs of the agony
OF terror am enduring, throw nv pocket
handkerchief--a very fine cambria one over
my face.
And now, oh reader! I am going 10 tell
you something which am sure YOU viii no,
beieve; j can hardly believe it myself; but. as
so lie, desp te the tumult of my mind-de-
numbing my feelings-in the midst of it all a
drowsiness keeps stealing over me. 1 am
now convinced either that vile potion must
have been of extraordinary strength, or that
[, through the shaking of the carriage or the
of my hand, carried more to nv
mouth and swallowed more-I did not mean
% swallow any-than intended, for-you
will hardly credit it, butt fell asleepl
n
When | awake-awake with bewidered, |
mixed sense of having be9n long time asleep
III not knowing where anl-and of having l
mind great dread and horror on my |
breaI Miawake and look around, the dawn is ]
hat tSe ishiver with the chilly sensation
brinns on coming of even warm day |
v. in . I ms look round, still half unconscious
How cmntyy way way. But what has happened?
ase is gone! the c carriage isl The dressing
at nearly on ,ie tlock is gone! the man who
,oaet But the man in tie ne elos Wo ESQ as
YAK anas still sits beside me- sti STIFF tbs es han os
nc holding the paper; and the s fur ' Is tneS
inn ns S SGGd G 10 l am tete-a-tete With
alton and .I1 aung OF tue most appalling desc
rant i utterly l clasp my hands togetb er
,esiSo any and, still looking at the dim form
me- groan out, "Welll did not thi nix
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EASTPORT.
House.-E. Taft, Prop
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Bh UNSWEChA, ME-.
y. g. X. Dining Rooms. w n E;e,d
Proprietor.
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EsOLSTEB MILLS.
Hancock EHouse,-J. N. Hancock, PROF
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17
BUDGET OF FUN.

A revengetul traveller on a certain railroad
int.his state packed carpetbag full OF loaded
revolyers, and handed it to a gentlemanly"
baggage-smasher, who had ruined three or
four trunks for him already. The smasher
flung the bag up against the wall savageiy,
and then threw il on the floor and stamped
on it, and jumped up and down on it as usual.
At about the fourth jump firing began along.
the whole line. Forty-siX revolvers went of
in rapid succession, distributing bullets
around the car with disgusting carelessness
Of the legs of the smasher, who was shot in
six places before he could get out of the car.
He rode upon the platform during the whole
of that trip; and when he did enter the car he
incased his legs in stope-pipe, and ran an
iron.clad snow-plow in front of him to push
the baggage out with. He smashes perhaps
fewer carpetbags now than he once did in
the blissful past-much fewer; and he is filled
with gloom, The only boon he Graves is that
he may be present when the carpetbag owner
calls with his check. He says there will
then be conflict which will make the
Franco-German war appear perfectly ridicu-
lOus.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

The clever youth who tried to catch bird
by the strategy of sprinkling salt, &c, is bril-
liantly eclipsed by the innocent who entered
a grocery store and inquired
Mister, what kind Of eggs is them in the
winder?'
Proprietor with smile: rabbit eggs"
Innocent, with hopeful look: "Will they
hatch?"
Innocent in sober earnestness: "I'll 90 home
and see if my white rabbit wants to set If il
does III come back and get some"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

A Western literary loafer, having been com
PEELED to throw himself upon his own re
sources" informed his friends that he could
seek a livelihood in a field where the genia
rays of the sun spread their golden light, and
Gil the earth with flowers, and the king OF
Gay smiles on loving nature with bright and
hallowed countenance." II s'pose that's his
lingo for hoe-ia eorn,' said the old farmer
who had hired him.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

It is told of field officer, better acquainted
with farming than soldering, that when cir.
cumstances placed him in command of his
regiment at Hatteras, he wished to obliuue
HE column in marching, and gave the order
Of" Haw around that mudmuddlem
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

boy who attempted TO amputate n cats
tail, found that the absence of the old woman
who owns the cat is necessary to the perfect
success of such an experiment. His face
looks as though Buffalo Bill had settled an
old Crude against him.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

A man who shores was described by his
friend the other day as follows: Shores? Oh,
no, guess not-no name for it. When you
wake up in the morning and find that the
house you lodge in has been removed half a
mile during the night by the respiratory We
hemence of fellow lodger, you may get
some idea of that fellows performance. His
landlady gets her house moved back by turn.
ing his head around
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

Wives will find the following instructions
in gardening excellent: Make your beds in
the morning; sew buttons on your husbands
shirt; do not rake any grievances; protect the
young and tender branches of your family
plant smile of good temper on your face,
and carefully root out all angry feelings and
expect good crop of happiness.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

Doctor, what do you suppose is the matter
Of my little boy" why, It's only corrusti-
fed exegis anti-spasmodically emanating
from the germ of the animal refrigerator pro,
ducing prolific source of irritability IN the
periceanity epidermis of the mental profund.
ity." "Ah, that's what told Betsy, but she
lowed it was worms"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

A painter being asked to estimate the COS
of painting certain house, drew forth pencil
and paper and made the following calcula
ton: a naught is a naught; three into fiv,
twice you can't; I'll paint your house FOL
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

a lady Saturday argued with blacksmith!
hammer against the service of a legal paper
in hands of Constable Lewis. But the SUI
premacy of the law over blacksmith nipple
ments was fully vindicated
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

4 lady of Newark, N. j., seeing among the
religious notices that a certain clergyman
wou Id preach I'D. w." said at once she would
90 and hear him, presuming, as she did, tina,
tn bject of the discourse was dolly Var
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

The most striking difference between fool
and lookingglass is that the fool speaks
without rejecting, and the looking glass re.
Hects without speaking.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-05-17

Says the Lewiston Gazette: Upon the ARR
val Of a train from Portland yesterday an ole
lady affectionately greeted stylish young
lady as follows: "Who, how'd do Marian
know ye; got yer false teeth in, amt YEP
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