, 1873-11-02

It ts m Ingenious aud economical afgatr. Talmas
OF Cashmoro, plaft, embroidered, braided, md
varlouay trimmed, aro to bo found Mt tho dry
gootla loi'acs, Or trny bo easily 1nalo at homo.
Simply made, they would cost little, aud would
all II, socloty.
. Tor tho young 1a1lea wloHo pnraou may not DO
full enough to 1leot tho demands Of their good
taato, lot ub auggost, for tho coming opera
season. my pretty light silk that may have done
or gronadino. A fow frost ribbons, flowers for
tho lair, a Cashmoro mantle, or q laco scarf. and
yol. arc ready to- liAton to Lucoa. and DO
satisfied will, both hor anl yourself. YOU
y sy sag on tss 81 your froservo taa'si tAo a1'' e
roles, but don't Jingle them through tho opora.
They 10 not tend to make those who love music,
mud wish to listen, Mt all amlablo. Dad as they
aro, however. thoy aro not quito, as bad aH tho
nlRn who tllore, or at n concert, will persist III
BEATING TIME WITH Hts Doof-NEELs.
Tor suol, mon, who are 30 flied With music that
It must come out at their toes. could not row
of high oi1lce-stools bo provided, gu1ltless OF
with no more resonant obstacle tlun tlo ns.,-
resisting air? When such a man mnltos nth
sanco Of himsolf, llko hc who kept up au incos-
eaat rat-tnt-tat with hs foot oil through tho OF
which ruined the entertainment for all lis
noighbors, an usher might gontly loud him
to snch III elevated Position, wloro
llie personal dorotiou to St. vitna would
remarks that ho prefere tue ninptrels, ono
wonders why he tortnres hfmHolf and othcra by
sitting 80 uncaaily through performance not
interesting to lin. 30, fair danes With tiuklng
ornaments, you 500 you arc not the only onca to
he censnred. Dad as tho "Hountllu8 BRASS" or
oven parer metal, is, itia not 30 had aa the
musical 1nan'H podal inetrononles. BY all means
lot us l'ayo tho high stools and conducting
uslers. Or, II this cannot we'll DO arranged,
SUPPOSE, at the next concert or opora,
balls,,. and every man heavy boots.
At tile commencement Of Holno Bweet
symphony or dolicato aria, lot each woman
giye 1lirt and Jingle to her ornaments, and
bout limo With liz boot-hceis, and dooiaro aloud
Lis musical preferences, whether for miustrols
or brasB bands. Then
MARX THE EFFECT.
And yet what 10 ono mans or woman's privilege
should be tho right Of all aud We think. If the
few who thus annoy their neighbors could real-
izo tho effoct by a general aud simultaneous
movement Of the same kind throughout IN entire
audience, they wonld at last bo convinced that
such peraonal aggression upon their part is
Mother In good taato nor mark OF refinement
While few, from any selhHh cause whatever,
can 80 annoy THO many, 1t must pro-
Yoke eonsure, md wa Do not doubt but
what the majority OF. tho audience, who
are doing thoir best to bo hoard and Appreciated,
would be equally delighted IT all the Whispering,
1ingltug, and Intoxicating could DO gotten
through with ut onco, and then proper silence
on the part OF tho audience po allowed to ensuo.
IF ANY ONE becomes BORED,
is 1t worth while to roman aud yAWn or whisper,
Just for tho looks of the thing, or for tho sake Of
gotting ono's moneys worth It requires natu.
ral ulusical taHte Or q deal Of cultivation, to
properly appreciate soiontido muBio. II a,ch,
Str or Madame. it has not been your fortunate
lot to enjoy; il Eutorpe was not at your christ
ening, or lifelong residence In some metro
politan city has not made you convorsant
with tho great musical composers, aud you
find yourself satisfied with tho baked beans and
in stYankeo Doodle" or " Old John Brown" or
tho ustartl-anil-apple-pio Of 'tMolly Darling !"
or Lily Dale" why bo ashamed Of your plain
tastes? You no doubt prido yourself upon your
kickshaws II cooking. You have not learned to
appreciate them, md. Il yoM tasted q dish you
did NOT like, yon would not DO apt to eat it at
ALL Or make yourself diaagrcoab1e at friond's
table by any spasmoaic rejection Of it, OF loud
comments upon its insipiatty or nauseouaness.
Why, thon, do you como to tho public music-
feaBt, and act In such MRnnor2 2 That ia q place
Which you can leave between The acts without
disturbing any one. Don't Ieol Obliged to swal-
low the musical bill Of fare, il you don't like it.
to remain and be bored; It IL very ill-bred to
ro1nain aud annoy others who do like tho faast,
aud would fain enjoy it with ear and eyo,
Let us hope. then. for fuil-dress opera and
conccrts; for Kiugsbury Hall would look worry
brilliantly if filled with ladies' in evening dress,
and gentlemen in regulation black clothes, to
add the requisite shadow to SO much light.
Leave tho timc-marking boot-hcels and the
| tinkilng BELLS at home Base tho Whispering
gossip for the outr'aote, when it slall
bo quite tue thing to Interchange calls
! aud criticisms with your neighbor. II
any ono is bored, OF, prefers stepping over to
Myers, pray don't lot conyentionality and a
dread Of NEs. Grundy stand in tho wey, but 50
and onjoy yourself, my friend. and lot nous
autres gems onioy ourselves. We shall neither
miss nor despiao you. Every ono is not born Or
educated to omelette Roufie or lemon ohecae.
cakes, aud you will only mako It tho moro mani
fest II you stay, and yawn, mud whisper,
re shall know then for Q certainty that It L.
"John Browns Body" OF Lanigan's Ball" thai
you aro hankering after. Better 60 quietly, il
you do not wish the fact known and, Il you are
thought OF at all. which ia doubtful 1t viii
probably be put down to All unfortunate i]lnos<
Of the momsnt, mud not to m uncultared taBto