The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1873-07-31

week and Is now ready for occupancy
minus the seats.
Circus day came and went and
still Stewart sells boots and shoes
cheaper than anybody.
Geo. Beatty has lost two brown
colts and offers q reward for their re-
turn. See advertisement.
-Arvin Bagley has moved the
dog fennel" In front OF his premises.
Who goes next on the roll of honor?
-Holtslander h Swineford. Grocers,
sport new delivery wagon appropri-
ately lettered In Ingman's best style.
Buffalo Bill is reported to have
been at Htanw wood. He came to see
his cousin of the two Bs-Black guard
Bill.
The Scott County Fair this year
occurs from September lst to the 5th
inclusive. See advertisement in an
other column.
They all came on business, but a few
Of them. "being a. they were here"
did 60 to the Circus.
This is the way 1t Is quoted now:
Come into the garden. Maud,
Come to the garden; quick!
And bring the dish OF Paris Green,
For the 'tatsr bugs are thick
IF. p. 4 H. L. Dean will start q
branch store I'm Boone this fall.
Charlie McCune will take charge OF II
and run 1t" vigorously to certainly.
The expressive little poem on the
first page Of this paper was Tor should
have been) inscribed to the "nigger 10
the woodpile" man aud his confreres.
1.-Two soap houses have been start
ed" the papers say, lat Topeka for
the purpose OF utilizing dogs" Won't
some philanthropi.t start one in Tip
ton:
In the Badgett concert programme
the announcement Of the quartette,
"'Hear me my God with two quit
srs" sounds like very peculiar invo-
cation.
The Directors of the Wilton Fair
have again changed the time for hold
ing their exhibition-this time back
20 the usual date, the 10th, Goth. 2lst
and 22d Of August.
~ l~A A.
hear that the railway robbers were In
the hands OF Regulators" But how
about capital punishment" "Oh.
consistency" etc.
Mr.. J. II. Morse has been ia town
for some days representing the Chica-
60 National Life Insurance Company
AN institution on precisely the same
plan n our local fire insurance com.
panies.
1T was not with any knowledge OF
Upton, Of course. that the rhymer
wrote.
They eat and drink, and scheme and plod,
And 80 TO church on Sunday;
And many afraid Of God.
And more of Mrs. Grundy.'
An inventor in Stanwoo claims
that skunk skins are better than the
chemically prepared mediums hereto
fore In use on which to take pictures.
His family have applied for an injunc-
ton to issue against farther expert
ments. as he and they are likely to
lose their hides Ii the thing isn't
stopped.
Several women land ut least one
thing that calls itself q man) in Tip
ton would walk willingly 10 execution
od lay their heads proudly upon the
fatal block, could they by such means
have had for one hour previous exclu-
awe possession OF some bit OF scandal
lous gossip and opportunity to retail
the same.
The bushwhacker who attempted
to amb0scade somebody last week by
an anonymous letter in the Post, pur-
porting to come from Cover town
ship, can be fully attended to by Civ
Ing his name like man aud thus
clearing up the present superstition
that for the purposes Of that article
Upton was In "GOwer township
which renders it unworthy notice.
Bob. Ocheltree, the man SO severe
~ hurt this spring by being kicked In
the head, was in town last week and
reported himself "a regaining his
memory and gradually improving in
physical strength. A strange obliqui-
ty Of vision, by which one object II
made TO appear rs two or three, still
troubles him.
1t is y fearful misnomer to call all
the letter writer's In the Posi-, Cor.
respondents" About three Of them
are merely tin reflectors, who mirror
hack the Pickering light from the edi-
toriel candle IN the Post sanotum with
surprising fidelity. Either this, or
else they don't exist At ell, and what
appears Is 4 reflection Ia actually the
primal brilliancy OF the candle afore-
said.
The editor of the Maquoketa Sen
tinet. who every body comedies knows
just how to get up good local paper,
says:
No newspaper man who possesse
Nh ordinary amount Of common sense
expects to please rybOdy. nor will
he try. He just sails along In his own
way, making his paper the vehicle Of
his own thoughts, or opinions, and Ut
the same time seeking to represent the
best interests of the community, COM
ing In antagonism with whoever and
whatever stands In his way.
"A. r. Fleming, Deputy Clerk,
went fishing last Friday. He had
Just concluded the exciting prelimin-
airy Of Hopping around in the water
AFTER minnows for bait, when Sheriff
Shearer appeared upon the scene with
asubpena for him 10 report as . wit
meas 10 the marrisge"lt license perjury
case. Alex. didn't have happy ex-
preston On his blooming coun,ensnce
- ,s eRptisd that bucket or minnows
hack into the brook hut after think.
ing now u would have hurt them to
run thsugly book through their backs
ne nnslly concluded that he didn't
want to Dish any that day anyhow.