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The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
The wild Mans Revenge.

A gentleman with whom we are
acquainted was employed some
wears ago to represent "The Wild
Man of Afghanistan" in New Jer-
sey menagerie, and while standing
in his cage day after day, he gradu-
ally learned to love the tat woman
who sat upon the platform near him.
The keeper of the place also cher
ished a tender feeling for the young
lady, and he became Jealous of the
Wild Man of Afghanistan; and
when visitors would come, the keep
er would procure a pole with a nail
in the end of it, and stick it through
the bars of the cage and stir the
Wild man of Afghanistan up, and
lab him in the ribs. And he would
ridicule the Wild Mans legs, and
deliver a lecture upon the way he
turned his toes in, and read chapters
ont of books of natural history to
show that a being with skull oi
such a shape must of necessity be
an idiot. Then he would poke the
Wild Man of Afghanistan a few
more times with the pole, and pass
ON to the next cage with some re-
marks tending to prove that the
monkeys therein and the Wild Man
were Of the same general type. And
all the time the fat woman wanld sit
there and smile cold and disdain-
full smile, as if she believed it all,
and hated such legs and despised
toes that turned in. At last the
Wild Man of Afghanistan had his
revenge; one day when all hands
were off duty, the keeper fell asleeI
on the sofa. Then the untameC
party from the distant East threw s
blanket over him and went for the
fat woman. He led her by the hanC
and asked her to be seated while ht
told her of his anguish. Then she
suddenly sat down on the keeper
You could have passed the corpse
under a closed door without scrap
ing his vest buttons. They merely
slid him in crack in the grounC
when they buried him, and the faf
woman pined eight hundred pounds
of herself away and finally gave tn,
remainder to the Wild Man of AT
ghanistan, who elapsed as much o
her as he could to his bosom, ant
organized fresh menagerie upon
new basis.-Mac Adeler, IN SdtaT
dag EUeRing Post.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30


Lord Erskine, according to Rog-
ers, was, next to Sydney Smith, the
wittiest man he ever knew. To all
letters soliciting his Subscription
Erksine had one form of reply.
Writing q coarse hand, with lines
widely apart, he said: "Sir, 1 feel
much honored by your application
to me, and l beg to subscribe
here the reader had to turn over the
leaf myself your obedient ser
want" He once said very seriously,
''Rogers, when the hour comes that
all secrets shall be revealed, we shall
know the reason why-boots are al
ways made too tight" And when
some one remarked that Lord Ma
hon had died worth two hundred
thousand pounds, Erksine said,
"Well, that's a very pretty sum to
begin the next world with"
A French nobleman, who had been
satirized by Voltaire, meeting the
poet soon after, gave him a hearty
drubbing. The poet Immediately
flew to the Duke Of Orleans, told
him how he had been used, and beg
ged he would do him justice. 'Sir,' y
replied the Duke, with a significant
smile, sit has been done you al
ready"
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
Throat and Lungs.

It is gratifying for US TO inform the public that
DR.. L. Q. G. Wishart's Pine Tree Tar Cordial for
Throat aad Lung Diseases, has gained an enyiable
reputation from the Atlantic TO the Pacific coast,
and from thence to some of the first families of
Europe, not through the press alone, but by per-
sons throughout the States actually benefited
and cured at his office. While he publishes less,
so say oar reporters, he is unable to supply the
demand. 1t gains and holds its reputation
First: Not by stopping cough, but by lOosening
and assisting nature TO throw off the unhealthy
matter collected about the throat and bronchial
tubes, scItieh causes irritation.
Second. It removes the cause ofirritation (which
produces cough of the mucous membrane and
bronchial tubes assists the lungs to act and throw
OF the unhealthy ysecretions and purihes the blood
Third. 1t IS free from squiIls, lobelia, ipecae
and opium. Of which most throat and lung rene
dies are composed, which allny cough only, and
disorganize the stomach. It has soothing eife,t
on the stomach acts on the liver and kidneys, and
lynphatie and nervous regions. thus reaching to
every part of the system, and in its inyigOrating
and purifying effects it has gained q reputation
which it must hold above all others in the market
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
An Awful Story.

There was once an awful little
girl who had an awful way of saying
awful to everything. She lived in
an awful village, which was an awful
distance from every other awful
place. She went to an awful school
where she had an awful teacher
who gave her awful lessons in awful
books. Every day she was so awful
hungry that she ate an awful amount
of food, so that she looked awful
healthy. Her hat was awful small
and her feet were awful large. She
went to an awful church, and hel
minister was an awful preacher
When she took an awful walk she
climbed an awful hill, and when she
got lawful tired she sat down under
an awful tree to rest herself. II
summer she found the weather awful
hot and in winter awful cold. Sc
that this awful girl was all the timt
in an awful state, and if she cam
get over saying awful about every
thing she will by-and-by come tC
an awful end.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

"Mr. Speaker" exclaimed a mem
ber of the Arkansas Legislature, my
colleague taunts me with a desire
for fame. I scorn the imputation,
sir. Fame, sir! What is fame2 1t
is a shaved pig with creased tail,
which slips through the hands OF
thousands, and then is accidentally
caught by some lucky fellow that
happens to hold on to 1t. / let this
greasy tailed quadruped go by me
without an effort to clutch it, sir"
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

! !. !: !" ! !. = Z ! ! !: !. :. ! !" ! !
No one remedy is louder
called for by the necessities
of the American people than
a sure and safe cure for
VA Fever and Ague. Such
we are now enabled TO offer,
with perfect certainty that
it viii eradicate the disease, and with assur-
ance, founded on proof, that no harm can
arise from its use in any quantity.
That which protects from or prevents this
disorder must be OF immense service in the
communities where it prevails. Prevention
is better than cure; for the patient escapes the
risk which he must run in violent attacks of
this baleful distemper. This CURE" expels
the miasmatic poison of Fever and Ague
from the system, and prevents the develop
ment Of the disease, if taken on the first
approach of its premonitory symptoms. A
great superiority Of this remedy over any
other ever discovered for the speedy and GER
tain cure of Intermittents is that it contains
no Quinine or mineral; consequently it pro-
duces no quinism or other injurious effects
whatever upon the constitution. Those cured
by it are left as healthy as if they had never
had the disease.
Fever and Ague is not alone the con-
sequence OF the miasmatie poison. A great
variety Oh uiSOfflefS arise from It's lrfltitiOn,
among which are Neuralgia, IGheunaa-
tism, GOut, Headache, Blindness,
TOOtTlache, Earache, Cafarrl AStIa-
ma, PaIPitatiOn, Painful Affection
Of the spleen, Mysteries, Pain in the
Bowels, Collie, Paralysis, and derange-
ment of the Stomach, all of which, when
originating in this cause, put on the inter-
mittent type, or become periodical. This
"CURE" eXpels the poison from the blood,
and consequently cures them all alike. It is
an invaluable protection to immigrants and
persons travelling or temporarily residing in
the malariOus districts. If taken occasion
ally or daily while exposed to the infection,
that viii be excreted from the system, and
cannot accumulate in sufficient quantity to
ripen into disease. Hence it is even more
valuable for protection than cure; and few
will ever suffer from Intermittents if they
avail themselves of the protection this rem
edy Affords
For Liver Complaints, arising from torpid
ity of the Liver, it is an excellent remedy,
stimulating the Liver into healthy activity,
and producing many truly remarkable cures,
where other medicines fail.
PREPARED BY
DR.. j. c. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass,
Practical and AnalgticaE Chemists.
AND SOLD ALL ROUND THE WORLD.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
FLOWS!
STEEL AND CAST PLOWS.

D. JUNE & CO., at the Foundry, viii sell the
coming season the best Steel and Cast PlOws for
less money than be bought in the State of Ohio.
l3m4
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
WOMAN.

By an immense practice, extending through q
period OF years, having within that time treated
many thousand cases OF those diseases peculiar
TO woman, have been enabled 10 perfect most
potent and agreeable medicine that meets the ndi-
cations presented by that class Of diseases with
positive certainty and eXactness.
To designate this natural specific compound, 1
have named il
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

Wedese call attention of the Sandusy
joining counties the fact that have the only
Therefore, being mixed with TDWa
and do buy and sell Hardware the interests
than that do mixed trade We
Competition the following line of goods of which make specially
BUILDERS HARDWARE of every description Always full
stock of Wheeling Nails, keep other kind.
CARPENTERS TOOLS have large trade in them and take
the best and sell lower than
FARMERS take particular pains have the
needs to be found, and at
Fostoa Pows and Scrape Buk Feed Cutters Shelters
Shove Hoes Forks Rake Grind Stones
Cross cut Saws Blacksmith Tools Anvls Bellows Stocks Dies de-
best in the city
IRON of all sizes at the lowest market prices
Carriage Makers fnd by calling large Auburn
Springs surpassed by Toledo Cleveland and
goods in this line will be sold st bottom prices.
Saddes will always find good stock Trimmings and
Horse Millinery at fair prices.
Thanking old patrons promise old customers that
We will make it to their interest to trade with
FREMONT August l. 1872 CANFELD, HEDRICK g. BRISTOL
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| serious sickness and suffering is prevented by
their timely use; and every family should
have them on hand for their protection and
relief, when required. Long experience has
proved them to he the safest, surest, and
best Of all the Pits with which the market
abounds. by their occasional use, the blood
is purified, the corruptons of the system eX-
PEELED, distractions removed, and the whole
machinery of life restored TO its healthy activ-
ity. Internal organs which become clOgged
and sluggish are cieansed by AyeT's Pills,
and stimulated into action. Thus incipient
disease is changed into health, the value of
which change, when reckoned on the vast
multitudes who enjoy it, can hardly be COM
putetl Their sugar-coating makes them
pleasant TO take, and preserves their virtues
gnimpaired for any length of time, so that
they are ever fresh, and perfectly reliable
Although searching, they are mild and 0per-
ate without disturbance to the constitution or
diet or occupation.
Full directions are given on the wrapper to
each box, how to use them AS Family Physic,
and for the following complaints, which these
Pills rapidly cure:-
For DysDeDaia or indigestion, List
lessness, LansuOr, and Loss Of Appe.
tfte. they shSnld be taken moderately TO
stimulate the stomach, and restore its healthy
tone ami action.
For Liver COnDIaint and its various
symptoms, Bilious EHeadache. sick
Headache Jaundice or Green Sick
ness, Bilious Collie and BEIiOus Fe-
VerS, they should be judiciOusly taken for
each ease, to correct the diseased action, or
remove the distractions which cause it.
For Dysentery or DiarrhOa, but one
mild dose is generally required.
For keheuniatisnl, GOut, Gravel,
PaIpitatiOn Of the Heart, Pain in
the side, Back. and LOinS. they should
be continuously taken, rs required, to change
the diseased action of the system. With such
change those complaints disappear.
For DrOpsy and DrOpsical Swell
fngS, they should be taken in large and fire.
quent doses to produce the effect of drastic
purge.
For Suppression, large dose should be
taken, as it produces the desired effect by
sympathy.
As Dinner PHI, take one or two Pills to
promote digestion, and relieve the stomach.
An occasional dose stimulates the stomach
and bowels, restores the appetite, and inyigOr-
aies the system. Hence it is often advanta-
geous where no serious arrangement exists.
One who feels tOlerably well, Oflen finds that
dose of these Pills makes him feel 'lecid-
edly better, from their cleansing and reno
waiting effect on the digestive apparatus.
PREPARED BY
Or. ], c. AVER & CO., Practical Chemists,
LOWELL, MASS, u. s. 4.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
THE JOURNAL.
DER RARY.
Bx MARK eUENcHER.

Bx MARK cUEECHER.
SO help me gracious, efery day
laugh me Wild TO saw der way
My shmall young baby drie to blay-
Dot funny leetle baby.
Ven look of dem leetle toes,
Und saw dot funny leetle nose,
Und hear der way dot rooster crows,
| shmile like was crazy.
Und ven hear de reel nice way,
Dem boobies to my wife dhey say.
'sMore like his fader' efery day."
vas so broud like blazes.
Sometimes dhere cooms leetle schquall
Dots ven der windy Wind viii crawl
Rioht in its leetle schdomack schmall,
Dots too pad for der baby.
Dot make him sing at night so schyeet,
Und gorrybarric he must cad,
Und i must chumb shpry on my feet,
To help dot leetle baby.
He mills nv nose und kicks my hair,
Und grawls me ofer everywhere,
Und shoppers me-but vot / care
Dot vas my shmall young baby.
Around my head dot leetle arm
Vas schauoZin me so nice and warm
OH NAV dhere never COON some harm
To dot shmall leetle baby.
dot vas me himself.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

ist.-1twill relieve the worst case OF Sill Gus
choIic or Cholera -Morb us in IS minutes
2ds-It will the most obstinate case OF
Dysp pepsIa a and In d & stion in few
weeks
3d.-It is the best remedy in the world for
Sick He a d ache, thousands can testify, IT
taken when the first symptoms appear.
4th.-It is the best diuretic ever put before
the public; curing those distressing complaints,
Diabetes s and Crave and other UFina AIRY
difIlculties
Eogues and 10 the Young Girls, middle
aged Women, and at the Turn OF Life, this
remedy IS Of incalculable value.
6th.-It will remove wind from the bowels,
and hence few drops in sweetened water
given TO a babe is better than a dozen cordials to
Relieve a nd make it Sleep Contain
ing o anodynes
7ths-lt IS a sure relief for adults and children
Affected with Worms and PIN Wo rm g.
Ii viii bring away the worms.
Sth.-lt will cure the Pile and He m or.
rhodial difficulties
9th.-It viii cure constipation and keep
the bowels regular. 1t will also the worst case
ofSummeF CO m p { a I MT and Dys nte ry.
toths-It will cure Sour Stom ch,
Stimulate the Liver 70 healthy action.
Relieve He rt-Burn and act Ss general
Regulator of the system.
When taken dilute the dose with Sugar and
Water 10 Il Win e-CIa full and you
haze pl e 81 ant tonic.
Whlulesey Dyspepsia Cure) SI.oo per bottle.
WhIttlesey Ague Cure soc. per bottle.
Whlulesey Cough Granules 2sc. per bottle
Sold by all druggists and warranted.
> WhlttIesey Prop. He'd. Co., Toledo, O.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
LAND FOR SALE.

THE undersigned offers for sale Fifty-two Acres
i Of Land in Ballyile Township For particulars
inquire of John Fry of Ballville village.
lzt MRS. N. g. NEAS0N.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
Ayers Ague Cure.

For Fever and Ague, Intermittent Fe-
yer, Chill Fever, Remittent Fever,
Dumb Ague, Periodical or Bilious Fe-
yer, &C., and indeed all the affections
which arise from malarious, marsh, or
u1iasmatic poisons,
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
Ayers Cathartic Pills,

For the relief
and cure of all
arrangements in
the stomach, liy-
er, and bowels.
They are a mild
aperient, and an
excellent purga-
! tive. Beingpure-
ly vegetable, they
contain no lner-
cury or mineral
whatever. Much
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
NOTICE.

M wife, Althes NJ. Cook has left my bed and
Ifl board without just cause. therefore warn all
persons from trusting OF harbOring her ON my ac-
count, | will pay no accounts contracted by her
A. b. COOK.
Rollersyille, May 18th, 1873. 2O-23
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30
WALL PAPER +!

For sale by Thomas, GRIND g. Lang, is full and
complete, embracing all the new and desirable pat
terms introduced this year, by one OF the largest
manufacturers in New York, and those wishing TO
purchase, will find it TO their advantage to call on
ment, at as low prices as can be bought in the
county. Also fine variety of
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

| OF all kinds can be found at our store. We would
canton all those intending to COOred Paints,
I TO buy only the genuine Eureka COOrs, which are
guaranteed not to fade, crack or scale off. These
Paints which have stood the test OF time, can only
be had at the Fremont Drug and Paint House of
THOMAS, GRUND 6 LANG.
No. 3, BuCkIand's New Block. Fremont, O.
The Fremont weekly journal. [volume] (Fremont, Sandusky County, Ohio) 1867-1877, 1873-05-30

1t gives us pleasure 10 call the attention of our
friends and patrons To the fact that we are Head
quarters for everything in the line Of Drugs Paints,
Oils, Window Glass and Wall Paper, which, by buy
ing for casa only and taking advantage of the mar
ke's, we are enabled to Offer Our customers of bet
fer quality and at lower prices than can be bought
elsewhere. The line of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-09-04

The Wisconsin Valley road will be
completed to Wausau this year: the
Green Bay and Lake Pepin road will
probably be completed this year; the
Wisconsin Central next year, and thus,
with the roads built and in process of
construction, and with those projected,
which mnst soon be built, our state will
a system ofrailroads admirably adapted
to develop every part of it, snd afford
speedy and convenient inter-communi-
cation.
Happily our city is more or less di-
rectly connected with all of these roads,
and its business cannot but be steadily
increased thereby. Our business men can
have all the business they can do if they
will but take pains to enter in and pos
sess the new fields that are constantly
opening along the lines of the new
roads. Let them make their business
known in every hamlet of the north
west, let the people understand that
Milwaukee is not only the best wheat
market in the west, but as good mar
ket for the purchase for all kinds of
goods as there is west Of New York,
and the prosperity that is now mark
ing all branches of business will continue
to increase in an accelerated ratio from
year to year.
With the completion of the Wiscon-
sin Central we shall not be surprised to
see it become the outlet of the business
Of the North Pacific, for road is bound
to be built from Superior to Ashland
within two years. Six or seven months
Of the year Lake Superior will be closed
| by ice, and the North Pacific must have
some other outlet than it, and the Wis
consin Central will be the most direct.
Our connections with the Central by
way of the Lake Shore and the North
ern roads will insure us large share of
the business Of that road. Milwaukee
las bright future before her if her
advantages are thoroughly improved
Euening Wisconsin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-09-04
Wisconsin's New Railroads.

1t is announced that James f. Joy
has been elected President of the She
boygan and Fon du Lac Railroad Com
pany, and that this will probably result
in the extension of that road to Grand
Rapids. where it will intersect with the
Wisconsin Valley Road, which is now
completed from Tomah to that place,
and which is also controlled by Mr.. JOY.
This will give another line from the
lake, to the Mississippi, as the Wiseon-
sin Valley Railroad already has run
nn@ connection with the Milwaukee and
St Paul from Tomah to the Mississippi
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1873-09-04

Miss Emily Faithful has written a
book entitled Reed shaken with the
wind. Reid of the Appleton Post thinks
it is his biography. UJiquittes.
10 Miss Ida Greeley is about to
publish in the Graphic translation of
one of the works Of Paul de Musset,
which is to be soon followed by an or
iginal story from the same dainty
pen.
The wheat crop of the United
States for 1873 is expected by the az
ricultural department to reach 220, 600,
600 Observation-Disclosures will harvest Is
per cent. less corn than usual.
The Green Bay Adyocate says !:
"From present appearances the num-
Der of handsome fre-proof stores put up
in Green Bay proper this season will
be twenty-four, and in Fort Howard
eight; there are also going up in this
city a half dozen or more Of very fine
brick dwelling houses, and scores of
frame houses"
~ Farmer S. A. Pease, of the
Monticello Erpress, who for the last for
ty years, has faithfully and Industrious
ly scratched the bosom of old mother
earth for sustenance, is interesting him.
self very much in organizing Oranges.
We hope he will succeed. Farmer
Pease is hard working, horny-handed
man Of toll, and should be received by
his brother farmers everywhere without
the slightest suspicion that he is not
terribly in earnest about the Grange
business.-Chippe,ca Herald.
~ The La Crosse Republican is
Ijubilant over the completion Of the con-
nection between the Wisconsin Valley
Railroad and the Green Bay and Lake
Pepin Railway, which shortens the dis
lance between La Crosse and Green
Bay materially, as will be seen from the
following table:
The distance from La Crosse to Green
Bay, via Tomah and Grand Rapids, is
as follows
La Crosse to Tomah Observation-Disclosures miles.
| Iomah to Ccntrda or Grand Rapids-.4I :.
Grand Rapids to Gree2 Bay.........,3
La Crosset to Green Bay, total..........1S6 =
or IA miles less than the distance from
La Crosse to Milwaukee,
The distance from La Crosse to Green
Bay via Watertown, is as follows:
La Crosse to Observation-Disclosures. 40 miles
2 Waiertown to Green Bay.............l10 -