The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1873-12-06

thing unfortunate enough to come within range
OF their fowling picces,-Aur0Tu Deacon.
We might spare the O'Roarers such game as
Odd Sledge Casino, Euchre, Don Pedro or such
like. We have plenty and to spare OF that kind
A professor in one OF the Philadelphia medical
colleges habltually puts this simple conuhdrum
20 his class, whenever he can find class 10 put
IL to: If ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Is obtained
by the oxidation Of trybomanthraccnt, wnhI
Would result from the union of bhthalinc with
dilute dchlor, or dibromanthracene dlsulphurlc
n.IdY'
Our opinion is that the dern stuff would bust.
fnot, why not9
A western paper thus describes the toilet Of
the belle at a late ball:
She was magnificent in a green calico over a
crnoline full four inches larger than the rest of
ner apparel awhile apron with red strings, blue
stockings, Il yellow neck-rbbon, ana white cot
ION gloves Her reddish hair was fastened in Il
pugbehind and well adorned with the tail feath-
trs of the rooster she had for dinner
The editor of the Amboy Journal writes at
$50 Monday" and wants to know if it is Mon.
day to all people of the world" We expect ii is
cyccpt the Digger Indians and a few of that class
who know not one day from another.-Diton
Ttlgraph.
How can either of these editors tell anything
about Monday, or any other day, unless they keep
sober? We don't wish to hint anything, but just
throw this out for what it is worth.
Red Oak, Iowa, pays bounty OF two cents for
every rats tail delivered to its Marshal.
Gracious goodness, and does this reward apply
10 printer rats" as well? What would become
Of the printers over the way? Or, would they,
like the fox in the fable when deprived of his
tail, proclaim thatt the fashion to go without
caudel appendages?
4 young lady at Hllsboro, n. G., crawled I'M
der the canvass of circus and stabbed tcainstcr
who tried TO put her out.
We shouldn't like to have such sweet crca-
ture crawl under our tent. We'd be content
without her sweet presence,
Here is how sad accident to little boy is
gheerfully mentioned by a Hoosier paper;
The melodious buzz-saw continues to be pop
ular plaything with small boys, and lately, at
Cambridge City, Ind, another Of the little fellows
found it so funny that he didn't stop till three
fingers were sawed on.
Five out OF nine of the leading business houses
uf Manchester Iowa, are managed by ladies.
Whv no, cali it Misunderstanding
ScHtinN,
Texas editor whose midnight oil must have
failed him Just as he was going to press, prints
the following energetic opinion The man who
would water petroleum and sell it, would sneak
into the palace Of the king of kings and steal the
gliding from the wings of angels" The sufferer
could hardly have been more vigorous in his de-
nunciation If he had caught somebody watering
lis whisky,
This is the way the local editor OF the state
5ouynal accounts for one Of his pecuiaritics:
am little afraid to drink water. It rots the
soles of my boots and If il will rot soe-leather,
what effect must it have on the coat OF the
stomacE
Few professions are more profitable than
Journalism. 4 Savannah reporter hadn't drawn
his first weeks salary before his grandmother
died and left him $4,000.
I, was different in our case. Our grandmother
died and lcr. ,-ua That was all,
gtt Gaena Gq5Etts says the greatestlabor that
Ieyoiyes upon a woman, is to tear down
and rebuild one dozen times each day, her back
hair and still the beastly males accuse the weaker
kcX of idlaness.
The ladies Of FreepOrt will be pleased 10 hear
That San Francisco mlincr has invented me
rhanical bonnet, which, by means Of artery cep-
prcsscrS ingeniously concealed in its border
enables the wearcr To call up blush at will
Frocport Bu,!ctia.
Ladies who are noted for the hardness Of their
cheek should by all means buy one Of these
patent blushers.