The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-04-03

HE WHO talks, sows he who listens,
reaps.
AN AWFUL The cheek after a
toothaehe.
To LOVE is the only thing that can ill
up eternity. tf
FREE-HAED drawing-Handcarts in
Southern cities. aan
The MAN who carries everything be-
fore him-The waiter.
NATURE feels no loss, because God is
always present to her. l'rrn
OUR HolIEs should be as holy as out
churches, to say the least.
Or THE hundred good things in this
life, ninety-nins are health.
How TO turn peoples heads-Come
into a concert late with creaking boots.
ToTHE contemplative soul there is no
littleness the least of things is infinite.
'' Paws FOR rspley," as the cat said
when she scratched the dog for barking
at her.
Why ARE religious people fit subjects
for entomologists Because they are
insects. slo
WHATEvER God gives men as step
ping-stOnes, they often take into stun
bling blocks. W ~
Biz WHO cheerfully commits the uni
verse to God has nothing in the uni
verse to fear.
An Iowa paper boasts of weather cold
enough to make an Arctic bear wear
pulse-warmers. ssiesf H
SoRRow is reigning on the throne OF
the universe, and the crown of all
crowns, has been one of thorns.
To LOVE and to labor is the sum OF
living, and yet how many think they
live who neither labor nor love
AFFIRMATIVE negation GILES: Did
e'r man ever zee stitch wet weather in
all his born days afore. Hodge NOAH
INFANCY is a perpetual Messiah, which
comes into the arms of fallen men, and
pleads with them to return to Paradise.
A CRUsTY old batchelor says that
Adams wife was called Eve, because,
when she appeared, mans day of happi-
ness was drawing to a close.
ARE DOSE bells ringing for fire In
quired Simon of Tiberious. No, indeed,
answered Tibe, dey had got plenty OF
fire, and de bells are ringing for water.
COPS IMAGE slumbers in our souls
till sharp-edged grief cuts here and
there, who 10 ! the semblance of His
form appears scuIptured by the woes OF
time. -fT
IN An audience Of rough people a gen
erous sentiment always brings down the
house. In the tumult of war both
sides applaud an heroic deed.
An ATLANTA paper commends the
moral courage of a woman who, when
she saw burglar in her room few
nights ago, refrsined from waking her
husband lest he might be harmed by
the intruder, and let the latter carry off
what portable property he could lay his
hands ON.
THE MORE think Of it, I find this
conclusion more impressed upon me-
that the greatest thing a human soul
ever does in this world is 70 see some
thing, and tell what It saw in a plain
way. Hundreds Of people can talk for
one who can think, but thousands can
think for one who can see. To see
clearly is poetry. prophecy, and reli-
eion,-all IN one.=RusI;il.
A BoT Of tender years and heart has
drowned II kittens, tied tin pans to the
tails of all the neighbors' dogs, Orna-
mented his chamber by pinning flies TO
walls. eut brickbats With his uncle's
razor, blown up pet canary with fre
cracker, pulled the tail feathers out Of
two roosters, been thrown into the top
of an apple-tree by a COW that he was
teasing, brushed his fathers hat against
the grain, told his sisters lover about
her false teeth, and still his fond moth
or intends him Tor the pulpit.
HRRB PRoFasoB- las it not q
shdrainch ting, laties, dat de Latin race
cannot aguire de Enklish bronouncy-
alton? I have choost dis momend bard
ct from an Edalian chendleman (a Grade
vrent of mine amt ferry eleffer mani
who has lived in Lonton almoste as
long as hav-dvendy-vife eeeerrs~-ant
foot you belief it? He sbbeegs Enl-
hgh Wit kvite shdrong yoreign indona-
ton How 10 you agound vor 20 eg-
ghsdra-orrtinary zeergoomsddanz 81
tat Punch.
TIE quiutessencs of the omniverous
hog is supposed to be imaged in the
hen, but tie hog is a Peabody among
animals aIongsids Of the. hsn. Hens
are By nature monopolists., When the
subject Of victuals is mentioned they
are evidently listening. Throw hand
full Of corn into ten-acre lot, and every
hen in the inclosurs viii get dab at Il.
The last hen On the spot may not get
more than two or three kernels, but
nothing in the hens appearance VIII Ia
dicate thai. II viii step around with
- much precision aud grstitade IS ans
IN the flock, and wear The most Esenziye
smile you ever saw. A hen viii not eni
every thing it sees, but viii try 70, and
there isn't one on the face Of this earth
but that can teIl you tlls tas1e Of eTerJ
thing It has seen within the radius q
hdlE s Inile 81 its house. Il IS cnis
when > man has kicked st hen end
missed e thas be begins - saIsslersfani
how thorengiily hollow and decaitfu
this world IS. and i is marvellous FAC
IN this connection that he viii mias ia,
hen If he kicks ai il, and misses It Il b
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