The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-08-21
HAPPY THOUGHTS.


Half century doos make a sort Of Kind
OF difference, mark you, my dearss
And ne brief way 90 reckon my sge ups nnos
H,,s, M la Il's 5 s,t 81 N ot1 or - ~ ~ tie clock,
But my mind q q little 'insiruiig,
AMI my talent fur counting has come 20 . block
I was brilliant a. figuros when younE-
In the dash-alons, hsra-liying regency days
L was prince Of the fssllion and style,
when drove in the park with my carriage and bays,
Even Brunnnell bent low a my smile
what was gold A mere nothing. In pleasure and
Faranad vide II got seatsesea and au9gg;
For, though on the parish, proudly san say
I was rolling in riches when young.
o the airting and frolie aud fun thAs We had
vas called an Adopis in curls.
There was many feminine heart very sd
When married your grandnaothcr girls.
I had rivals but what was q rival % me
with my egure, my iaee, and my IongpeI
All believe me- the slualhd old paDper you see
was dashing Don Juan when xoang
A TAXING paper-The sherifrs war
rant.
spmruALIsrs' paper-(Wrapping pa
"I.oNe and successful reign The
deluge-
NONSENSE has been described as sense
that differs from ones own.
Minnesota expects to harvest S0,-
600. coo bushels of wheat this year.
"a MYTH-The gentlemanly hotel
clerk " 80 much spoken of.
BREACH OF good manners-For ruin
TO stare you in the face.
WHx didn't dog want place in the
ark Because he had a bark of his
own.
WHAT kind OF essence does a young
man like when he pops the question:
Acquiescence.
A young Englishman' has recovered
heavy damages from a tailor who sent
him an insolent dun on postal card.
Dm'sr thou say thou wilt live to-
morrow? He is the wise man who lived
yesterday.-M Martial
WHOEVER makes the truth appear I'M
pleasant, commits high treason against
virtue.-Afiss Edgot0orth.
SUSAN B. ANTHONY wants the name of
the Pullman cars altered either TO Pull
man-and-womRn or pull-irrespective-of-
sex cars.
Cocoon shat p-p-p-parrot talk ?"
asked suffering man Of German.
even he don't talk so gooter as you,
sehop, by tam, his head of.
In Louisiana a few months ago a court
awarded a negro woman $40, 900 from
steamboat captain because he refused
to sell her a ticket for cabin passage.
SAYS a country parson: After much
reflection I have come to the conclusion
that the soul is in the shape of right
angle triangle, and is situated IN the
small of the back
Nor in the sky, not in the sea, not if
we enter into the clefts Of the noun
tains, isthere known spot in the whole
world where a man might be freed from
an evil deed.-L7aoioo pr0verb.
THEY say that certain professor Of
chemistry married his wife to try expe-
riments with her, and that when his
mother-in-law died the old fossil smiled
so as 70 look almost human.
UNDKRaoISa his examination, n med
ical student was asked what was the
mode of action OF disinlectants. He re-
piled, they smell so badly that the peo-
pie open the windows and the fresh air
gets in.
Unhroken sunshine aud perpetual heat
Niakedrserts only. Clouds that bring no rain
Shelter no gardana. aud thine ewes, my sweet,
Must know what tears are fon2 'yes S e e remain
AN enthusiastic African, who had
"spent de winter in JamalSy," found it
an earthly paradise. He said he could
4" lie abed, and, putting his arms out de
windy, pick oranges, pine-apples and
JamalSy rum right of de trees.
WHY do they call the peeplet hat live
in some Of the South sea islands canni-
balls asked an old man of a sailor. Be
cause they live ON other people, answered
the sailor. Then, said the old man,
pensively my sons-in-law must be canni-
balls, for they live on me.
TX recent eulogy Of the Paris
commune and the International Carl
baldi said eff the devil were TO
found a society for the purpose of put
ting down sovereigns and priests,
would proudly enroll myself in it's
ranks"
A scHooIBoY being ilslzed by teach
er Of what the German Diet was oonsti-
tuted, replied, sourkroGt, schnspps, la
ger beer and nix cum rtDus. That lad
must be q cousin-dermgn 10 the boy
who, when showed picture Of Luther
at The Diet Of Worms, said, papa, see
Luther, but where are the woTms2
FRS not merely tho multiplicity Of
tints, the gladness of tone, or the balm
mess Of the air which delight in the
spring it is the still consecrated spirit
OF hope, the prospect Of happy days yet
10 come the endless variety Of nature,
with presentiments Of eternal flowers
which never shall fade, sympathy with
the blessedness Of the eyer-developing
world. .-Nopalis.
WHEN the frst time Of love is over,
there comes a something better still.
There comes that other love; that faith
ful friendship which never changes, and
which viii accompany you with its calm
light through the whole Of life. II is
only needful 10 pIaee yourself 80 that4t
may come, and then il comes Of itself
And then everything turns and changes
itself for the bes1.-1fiss BreHser.
TIE greatest part Of the utility Of
wealth, says John Stuart MIL, heyond
a very considerable quaBtits. is not the
indulgence it proeures, but the reserved
power which the possessor holds IN has
hand Of attaining purposes generally;
aud this power no other kind OF wealth
eonfers on men 30 Immediately and 80
certainly as money. But money
as money satisfies no want To
mistake money for wealth Is like mis-
taking the highway which Is the easiest
way of getting 70 your houses and land
for the houses and lands themselves.
EvEEY man takes care that his neigh
boy shall not cheat him. But a day
comes when he begins % cars that he
docs not chest his neighbor. Then all