The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-04-17
NUMBER is.
GRAVE AND GAY.

THE best color for faces Wster-eOlor.
SUTrABnE garments for winter-The
close of the year.
MoRNTSa for labor, evening fer re-
pose. French proverb.
The next worst thing to raining pitch
forks-Hailing omnibuses.
GENERAL contributing on half a
dozen girls at the same time.
How TO turn peoples heads-Come
into concert late IN thick boots.
You can't do that again, said the pig
to the boy who cut has tail of
You've ladies use pewder, perhaps be
cause they think it viii make them go
of.
CoLERzDaR said that liberation was
impossible till indifference made it
worthless.
WrrHoUT earnest convictions, no great
or sound literature is conceivable
LOs0eH
TAnENr is that which is in mans
power; genius is that in whose power q
man is.
soLlTuDE is as needful for the imagi-
nation, as society is wholesome for the
character.
A POOR man is to be avoided-h lacks
principle and never has any interest in
anything.
Biz THAT lives ia fear of death, every
moment feels its tortures. will die
but once.-,Jitlius Caesar.
BE WHO is only in good health, and is
willing to work, has nothing 10 fear in
this world. d.-Lessiag.
VoITAIRE declared that the fate of a
nation had often depended on the good
or bad digestion of prime-minister
CHICAGO real estate operator to his
wife: Do you love me, dear Lots.
CKiss.) Do you love me9 BE: Corner
lots. Several kisses.)
You viii find this a good gauge sr
criterion OF genius, whether ii progress
ses and revolves, or only spins upon it
self CoIeTidge.
INFLUENCE, good or bad, comes not
from the opinions n man Processes, but
from the character he has formed, and
HB WHO longs after beautiful Nature
can best describe her, said Bettine; he
who is in the midst Of her 1oveliness can
only lie down and enjoy.
A DRUNKARD once reeled up to White
field, with the remark, Mr.. Whitefield,
am one of your converts. I think it
very likely, was the reply, for Tam sure
you are none of Gods. -
TELL me, my soul, why art thou rest
less +? Why dost thou look forward to
the future with such strong desire {?
The present is thine,-and the past and
the future shalt be l--E0naJetJOl0.
INTELLECT in a weak body is like gold
in a spent swimmers pocket.-the rich
er he would be, under other circum-
stances, by so much the greater his
danger now WGssOn.
HAVE heard, indeed, of some virtu-
Gus persons who have ended unfortu-
nately, but never of any virtuous na-
ton. Providence is engaged too deep
" when the cause becomes so general.
Dryden.
DOES ONE write, asks leasing, for the
sake of being always in the right I
think / have been as serviceable to
truth when I miss her, and my failure is
the occasion of another's discovering
her, as if I discovered her myself.
I AM NOT used to begging, said little
girl to lady of whom she had asked
aims, because only two weeks ago my
father was a merchant! Why, child.
how could he be reduced to poverty 50
soon ? My father took bad two dollar
bill at his peanut stand, and it ruined
him, sobbed the child.
VoLTA1RE once praised another writer
very heartily to a third person. It is
very strange, was the reply, that you
speak 30 well of him, for he says You
are charlatan. Oh, replied Voltaire,
1 think it very like that both Of us are
mistaken.
CRUEL HUsBAED-Deceive you- In
diOnant wife-Don't tell me any more
liesl Didn't you say last night that
You were only going to quiet little
party-dominoes and that sort of
thing? Cruel husband-Just 50 that's
what said, exactly. Dominoes, dOmi-
noes, you know Always have domi-
noes at masked ball
Coon SENSE and good-nature are new
er separated, though the ignorant world
has thought otherwise. Good-nature,
by which L mean beneficence and can
dor, is the product cf right reason,
which of necessity win give allowance
10 the failings Of others, by considering
that there Is nothing perfect in man
kind. Dryden
Tins anecdote is told of Proudhon,
the great French socialist, aud Illus
trates most forcibly the intensity and
exaqQeration of his radicalism. Ia CON
versatioF. one day with Prince NaPole-
on, the prince asked him what Was the
form of society of which he dreamed
Proudhon said One in which shall be
guillotined as a conservative
THERs is a lady in Lexington, KY,
who possesses two pets, a monkey and q
parrot, who are on antagonistic terms,
and who are locked up separately when
left unmatched. One day they wese &C
eidentaIy left together, and desperate
fight ensued. The monkey ruthlessly
pulled out every feather Of the unfor'
tunate parrot, and broke up the mantel
ornaments generally. When Mrs. c.
returned, she found the monkey chat
tering on the mantel-pieces and oui
crept the parrot, looking deeply iniElr
ed. and greeted her with, We've hHd
q hell Of q time.
! WHEN George Wisher. the Puritsz
J poet, was taken prisoner BY the Czyai
iers, there was general disposition dis
i played 70 hang him at once but Sn
! John Denhafn saved his life by sAyinl
10 Charles III hope your majesty vii
! not hang poor George Witker. for 3
long a. he lives it cant be said that
/ + arr, the s9orsf rsoef IN England