The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-11-01
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spoRTIYd NOTES cracking smiIes
STAGE NorEs-the crack Of the dri
vcr's whip. -., - 80,
LOTS of oranges and plenty ofsuck
ers. .' i-.-' r". ''r
BARRELS of apples and plenty o
peelers.
THE skies are as clear as n baby'i
conscience. u' t..... ..... ,...
THE air Is as sharp as was Dean
Swift's wit. ~
THE bootblacks have rival In Jack
Frost. He beats them shining.
HEAVY shipments of cotton are pass
ing Eastward over the Pacific road.
UPPER ten" red men--Crow In.
dians.
LOWER million" red rnen--DiggeI
Indians. I'm
THE NOON waxeth again, and We are
glad to see her ut such "biz."
DALLAS IL prosecuted with believing
calves and invading turkeys.
DALLAS sacked, sealed and delivered
four hundred and fifty dollars for Mar
shall. ........,.,- ..-. . .--
MANY church pews Sunday resem-
bled the inside of many 'ank vaults
they were empty. ..
A LARGE brick building is being
built by Johnnie Thompson, on Je fer
sou street, on the sight of the old post
Office, for new variety hall. Thomp-
son shows enterprise. at least.
PARTIES coming to this city who are
sick and need comfortable quarters.
will find the hospital a pleasant hotel
to stop at. There is every convenience
in easy reach For instance, the
graveyard .a-et
SEVERAL new business firms that
have recently opened in this city, ad-
NIT that the amount Of general BUSH
ness done in this city, IL far beyond
their expectations. Business men
seeking locations in this part of the
State should take note of this.
THERE are already six "Richmond's
In the field'' intriguing for the Mayor
aity. 'ft
MAST y abundant all over this Sec
lon Of the State, and pork ought to oe
cheap this coming winter.
THREE men were seen making a
drawing of the markethouse, court
house and the Pacific depot yesterday;
and yesterday was just the day for
drawers.
THERE are just sixteen young ladies
In Dallas who declare they intend hav-
ing ministers for husbands Now let
the young Clergy of the Methodist Con-
ference watch out.
TIE subject of inquiry In Dallas
nurseries is: Was Captain Jack any
relation to Jack Sprat.
A BOOK canvasser found wintrv
maiden the other day in this city who
q declared "a man hadn't called OH" her
"for u year" =
AS BUSINESS thoroughiares Main
and Elm streets have no equal in the
State
ADDITIONAL depot buildings will be
constructed at once on the Pacific
grounds in the rear Of Block, Jett d
Co
"OHIo" 's the Significant lettering
on all cotton bales shipped from the
Comm ission house of B. f.. Luce Il Co.
The SHOWER Of sparks from an en-
gine, pulling up grade on the Central
: road, scared negro in this county the
other night very nearly into fits. He
took them for the falling stars and q
general collapse, but took good care,
after he woke up the whole family, to
rush for good looking yellow girl who
was visiting his wife, and giving her a
hug that came very near placing he.
beyond any more such demonstra.
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A HORSE becoming alarmed at some
thing, ran the length Of o rope to
which he was tied TO tree, back Of
the Christian ciIarch yesterday, and
then turned and ran round in circle
until he had completely wound
himself up to the tree, when
when giving 4 sudden jerk he fell
heavily to the ground, and not being
able to get on his feet he would have
choked to death had not negro boy,
who was passing at the time, extricated
him.
HUSBANDS who staid at home with
their wives on Sunday were down
town yesterday insiructing the propri-
etuis md owners Of al cigar stands,
saloons and club rooms that they will
please sSHu thttI s.etouheS =" 'hS'i aus
hands offices and not to their resi-
dences, as their wives detained them
too long In walking up land down
the room with those accounts iu
their hands and stopping In thier
voyage to spell out the different
items, and then looking strange when
ever any of those husbands made
movement for his hat or showed symp-
toms of wanting to go.
A MAN who claimed 10 have walked
from Bangor, Maine, was selling on
the street. yesterday, q debilitated des-
cription of his trip, woven into very
creaky doggesaL141sA 6ts .lAs-Ai
ARAlSy day Is not without It's pleas
ures. "A canvsssing agent who wa
collecting money on ashscriptjons