The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-10-18

his son, who was about to leave home
80 80 or. a trip down tho Mississippi river:
"My son, beware of the game where the
s7,s Jack takes the Acc."-NrcAanyc.
ras3.r-g5 si5I77 80 -'7'7T -
=. =. E,f Why isse recruiting sergeant like the
wind? Because he blows where he
listeth. ..---.-.
@, =, ,AtYankcs critic, speaking Of very
tall actor, said, Hes tall enough to act
in two parts.
Mrs Partington says she gets uT
every morning at the shril carrion OF
az ,vdMhcn you hear man say the world
aaSs owes him living don't leave any hams
ssi laying around loose.
2sisa An Iowa clergyman who had do
,AIs' nation party lately, has beans enough To
stsi last thirty-seven years,
-oG - A man in Peoria claims to have u
80 stone that Washington threw at wood
Ras rcrker'on his fathers cherry tree.
80 They say the largest Eqslisle settle
~ Element made in this country is ip Kan
saa. We thought it was the Alaba,
. O. ma
-. "A Red Bank, N. j., farmer boasts
that his hens lay eggs that cant be
- beat 2 That farmer ought to be taken
~ into ,s ,esustardy. r-a a1 s"o"t' g
szas- SsPe,people's attachments arc con
y, gsnjsl,like that of Damon aud pythias,
aeelhsgsrc cpngenital, olike that ofthc Sia
ss NOSE 5Wins. ZrFa 't'4
Is siIEhechOyss newstovseTs, coppcr-rasen
-g.yed,throughout, and dpIatsd at the knee 5,
81 as to be aimpregnable. to friction, are
e8)knoWn as the "hnee pus Ultra"
.sacs Kansas City complains of its corr
&p4that "the kernels shed blood" il
50 strikes us that that's just what Colonies
81 might bo expected to do
ssu sstWhat,'' said teacher to pupil
-aaftmakes you feel uncomfortable after yo,
% have done wrong?" "Mv pnpas bi;
saileG.hGr strap, :" fcelingly replied q the boy
.sThe following lis. straighttorwar,
-ispitaph s"Hepry MESS, born Dee
6,Sf8O5, died -. lie was a grea
turkey hunter, and tolerably, goo,
s.fiddlsr He desired the, aboye to b.
placed on this slab. Peace to his ashes
"A sea captain, invited to meet tn
Committee of a society for the F.vangc
lization of Africa, when asked, "Do tn
subjects Of the King of Dahomey ksel
Sunday ?" replied, eyes, and ovorythrn:
else they can lay their hands on"
:, The near sighted old hen that at
sawdust, supposing it to be corn meal
then went and laid nest full of buroa
knobs, set ylop them three months, an,
batched reutl 10 complete set OF parlo
furniture, WAS pretty fair old hen.
"a widow once said TO her daughter
'iSKbena yoa are at my age, it will b
time enough to dream OF husband :
"Yes, mamma, replied the thoughtless
gil, "afor-,a.-sesoad one" The mother
tainted. .sshBl 81 nAob
"Cavalicr boots" are about to be iu
trodHced fer ladies' They are turne
op6Sewith leather Just, above the ankle
or,Cas SaS as may be respectfully tn
pofataeahaffe, SO as to give a faint imtp
tionSsoftths old cavalier boot an edgin
of laeefali over this
Y--,- {1 1RH5 tti
Once careless man went to til
cellar and stuck the eandlc in what h
thought was keg Of black sand. Ii
sat near it drinking wine until tn
candle burned low. Nearer and nearo
1t got to the black sand nearer AM
neafer, until the blaze coached tiis blacl
sand, aud as it ,cas lnpd, nothing bap
PenGd, a'''.
Young lady, to beau OF who's
company she is getting tired--'I hop
you arc not nervous, because that clocl
has queer ELECTION people. All M
gentlemsn soanaistpncesi start when |
y !.