, 1873-04-25

HOW MIR. LIS Discllcrgcd Concll-
man SCOT Even"
an Entertaining but Unusual Scene on
Calumet Avenue.


Calumet Avenue.
In soliciting llia coachman, man should bo as
careful ae tn tho purchase of a horse Tho
coachman must havo many yirtrea and fow yices.
Above MI things, lot linn bo stupid and good
naturod rather than allrowfl mud yiudctiyo. 4
coachnaan Ia dangerous thing. If lle is young
anu Booa-looking he will e}opo with his employ
or's daughter; II ho Ia atrong and lusty ho will
maah tho horses to jolly and tho carriage into
the minutess Particles known to analyticnl eci-
onco. II ho ia aobor lo will demand highor
wages. and II ho is drunken by habit ho viii.
what will ho not do7 Ono cannot DO too careful
In tho aoloction Of coachman, or too vlei1ant In
watching him when ho ia hirod 4 neat ouarso
volume might bo written on "Tho conoh.
man, hla yiccH, woatnossos, and peculiar
itfes," by any QUO who owned q span
Of valuable nags. Wo hnvo not space to devote
to all tho poc''liaritios Of this extraordinary BIZ
pod, and will therefore ooutont tho roader With
little story about II coaolman.
Mr. L.. Is q wealthy merchant In this oit7,
proud Of hin,Relf, Ills excellent family, and bis
horses. lie knowa good horse, hut cannot toll
q good horse~keopor, probably because thero is a
wide margin betweon good and Ind horae.
and vsry little Lotweon good and bad coach-.
;ro no aouelt, ~ 10 aa about right He
paid him good wagea Mikc for thnt w,a 1na ne
hume was snrt. actiro nn attontivc nn "te to s hs
ehaTgeb, aud Dir. L. had no fault to find. tn fact.
nc pogan to grow 1'lBt triio proud Of his coach
soloctiu0 40 good mar to ta,c ~ .am ~ -
horace. VIZ
It was not . weolk ago TINT friend who 1,ad
learned too lato that mon betray,"', especially
general way. and asIxoi lin Inv hc irod W Afiko -
hIr. L. responded flat aIko was ii 4 ilrst.rate ,
10 iae ,a HEY asS0 land "d d 1eincd to w wpfh
uuegseil he WA anout NJ ,f,o5 nu ~, WAY "'n ~
fLat stock. b0''@ '' S0os ''''ao VI
Tho frond vaa charmed to l,aar this nows ho-
cause wien Mike worked for lin &i he Iy VIM 1il<o
| vaa more ronI Of ,rh;aLv ti'an ,vors
and whon atimulnta3 will, cnr;'.frico <rce ~,
like tie rood man in Tim r,aalm ror ho vaa ,,ot
stmercifil to hia bonst Or tho coutrars S Ivs Ia
vaa L,1,tay crno nn ,bse ~ ia ancor no
nnmino and uma1 ,,nnocossarv A's po cnn,tun,,,
became This nlusn. md M fren,,cnt ,s orrnna;v
atmueton. TINT o. tio nnselicr lad M
him Milo took rcyonro Tor tIiss u,i1indnonss bv
fboraI Ind ,nrtista Yna,,,,or md i1a oot ouo1,
hr H. thourht sfo was @ nt 'u n,,cl1 s1' osau 5'oai
ooachmau, afisr all. And. M mnttar of foca f}oct
be- did Bnapoct lin Of oeeahonailv siSi im;bno ~ iS mt
think. In vnnnt IL to ,o ncin7on ~ H. l,i fa;,
Whcn AIikc ohtnincd h;o nrst inatn1imoMt -
waren ha ceInhrofoI that r3n,;',,,a ovnnt ~, ~,
irnobo drink md waa hhromnIIv mS tar,nyy4aI ny ati
norgo,, M oyor IivodNuo jon.,,oa In ind Ill ha
wonta nn cauii cet oro b,,t II Et,a ' otb"r. s1t ~
lis ciass. wnr ~ troaeI,ernna md Sin5ictivo NJ
tho untutorod ,Iotloc. On tic day following hia
urceo1ltoi hia frarraut nerson mt Hr T., n houso
| n fyo1nmnt nvnrno md rra;nn3 rnrnn,ntion IL
Cursed md s,Toro. % and tho Sroruo was vory rich
md racy. 90 {yas bis lonruage. fn Bridnnort ear
sent sent Tor her husband, WHO csmo @ % homo AS as
! roni;1,u 40 1,o cn,'i;1 iir;no;nr riti, lin,
two 1en from Iso olflca. riaE:s,1. }be nii,oaian
loro On Lig rronisns. MrtL,. dolibora ofoctod
mninoi1 iot NJ, fhn;nron;iaoa Mi l. hocamo -ac-
oaanr,,~to co1i IN fho n;I ~ t,vn nn1;comon ,rhn
were detniied to watch tho houno. Michaolp
courage wiltod at sight Of two substantial clubs,
wont TO the 1noruing naror olllcog unl caused an
ESTABLISHMENT fo lo i,,seri al rao,,ostur INV nnr
son who lad found n dog to bring it down to Mr,
LIS rosidonco and clnin reward. Tho congo-
ingly iutlicroua. Whom Nrr. l.. Came down to
| breakfasE ho was encountered by ion or - dozen
! women. BOYS. and mon, each lead1g by string one
or moro yollow dogs uo demonstrated against
| tho introduction OF yellow dogs to Lila house
hold, but "shrro an It was il tho papers,"
e @ cond % obtai. hs he drove W 'p awsY the ra
batch. moro came in, until thirty or mora Co1ts.
| had boon turned away. AB it bocamo apparent
to the finders Of tho yellow dogs that Mr, l.. was
tho victim Of practical iol1c. they grew boistor-
| ous and dcriBiyo md tho unfortunate uercLant
was compelled to 70 down to lns Office without
broakiug lis fast. dotormiuod loreofter that tho
| words 4 Gornan or scandinavian proforrcd !"
should bo lis mot motto in Iirinc a coachn,an. s
| But his troubles vere not vet at an end Tho
loss Of his breakfast brought him home hungry
I +Int ~not 1;a o,tor;.1,od or,o wou nv .rnrroc,,6