The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-09-25

MHatr ga San Francisco employ
hsa 1samt waneu % stand 10 ibs window
fag sensational advertisement
There something more tban brolb.
eaf Isrs Ga Philadelphia. after 81. for
fae marriages average thirty = day.
TIE telegraph reports 8 marriage on
beard We,,srH.baaad train. Was il .
railroad t5es
lfYgu doal waat tle SCOT don't so
uH lbe aAlmsey. vas she reply oi 30 edit
af 60 respectable parties who requested
blu nos ta mention She fat that they bad
baea AraIgbed iu ase pal.ae coaFt
"A good aor g told Of the recent sa-
assst performance IL liandsEs Messiah
as tas Bsp,,t church. A farmer took Bic
wife ~ lsaf tbs grand masic 80 rendered
ss lhat occasion, and after listening With
apparent enjoyment the pair became io-
tefracd 30 one 81 tie grand ehorasest
Veal IKE sbtep have gone asiray,
Fsr.t : sharp soprano voice exclaimed
Sc all, Jlke sheep
Next bass voice uttered 10 most ear.
meet tone. We al ike sheep
Then ail tbs SINCERE st once asserted
We 80 ike sheep
Darued M dol exclaimed old Rusticus
10 60. partner. like beef and bacon, but
/ Can't bear sheep meat,
There was au audible litter IN that Yleini-
o.. bat tie splsuaea music attracted the
attention from the pair, and they quietly
slipped ont.
Natural sagaeity applied to the problem
oflhc telegraph Suppose there was a
dog three miles long, aud be stood with
lie forc feet 10 Hobokeu and bis hind feet
IN New York. Now you tread on bis
tail Ia New York aud bell bark in Hobo
ken. D'ye sect That's the telegraph.
- droll Incidents related concerning
Tad Lincoln, which occurred when be was
lad Of nine or ten years, One member
of the cabinet Of Mr.. Lincoln was strong
~ disliksd by Tad. When Lincoln was
ill with the yarioloid, the offensive sec
rotary sent bis card In aud asked for an
interview Tad was present, aud heard
his father decline the request, sending the
message that he was III, Papa, said Tad,
protesting, no, no, let him come in aud
catch 1t.
In vigorous chase after rats, boy
broke down shelf In a cellar and immo-
lated six jars Of preserves lie gazed on
the ruins without sigh, caught and kill
ed the rat, laid him among the debris,
and daubing his faithful dogs nose and
legs with the fruit, sent him mp stairs,
while the boy hid In the coal she'd. lie
heard feminine shrieks Of dismay; he
heard the wrathful objurgatons Of his
sire; be heard the unsuspecting dog led
into the back yard and shot, and spread
Ing forth bis hands said solemly, Another
victim of clrcumslantal evidence,
As cool q person, under the circam-
stances, as was ever heard Of was young
noblcman, who, IN afrigbtful railroad ac-
cjdent, missed his valet. One ofhis guar
dians came up 10 him and said, My lord,
We have found your servant, but he is
cut ia two. Aw, Il he? said the young
mau, with Duudreary drawl, but still
with anxiety depicted on his countenance.
viii you be gwood enough to see in
which halfhe has gwot the key to my
carpet bsgi
A Judge at Montgomery Ala, re-
Gently interrupted very fowery young
orator with Hold on, hold on, my dear
sirl Don't 90 any higher! You are al
ready out Of the jurisdiction OF this
COURT
"a 6alena man went to the cemetery,
dug up bis fathers graye-stoue, and OFF
cred II for sale to marble cutter. The
Gazette triumphAntly adds, as ehal-
lcnge 70 the world, Bring on your mean
menl
In the balmy days Of the old Nation
81 Theatre New York, aud under the
management Of Mr.. purdy, the play OF
the Forty Thieves was announced, with
q. L. Fox a. the poor woodman that dis
eayrel lhc robbers den. They bad full
Ima-e; abttauijn room TO be bsd But
ruujs, aha was EtnNa 10 be unable TO
control himself ir gard to the comfort
OF BIS. Patrons, would not close his box
ota g; consequently there was regula
ialn, 4 eoaBtryman passing up Chatham
street, read their announcement, aud
walked up 70 the ticket Office aud asked
Il he could get q seat
want a good seat way mp in the
fromy
Yes, sir twill cost yon one dol.
ar
tie paid BIZ. dollar aud walked in, but
.oald Dot get a seat; aud returning to The
,is4et office, he demanded bis money say
.ng that an tie seats were occupied.
cannot give you yoar money back,
ay friend; Il Il against the rule.
Well, sjr came here to zee the Forty
Thieves, ana II you are one Of them, am
nHy satisfied don't want to see the 9TH
lhiuy.niue.
scene before a lady's mansion. La
ag inspecting Some work on the side
walk before her door. 4 son ofthe En-
era'd lsie with . showed IN hand heaying
dire.
Lady Fiaunigan, are you a Cath
a|ict
ludaie, madam. but q poor one At