Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-07-12
HERE AND THE RE.


--Only fOrty-tOur Chruiuhlh hoMs
fletcher says, 81 leC the Queen"
Nilsson could play the hute at ten.
london takes to morning concerts.
The Arabs invented beauty patches-'
More billing than cooling Just now.
West Chester is proud of her market.
-Transplanting rarely helps literary
men.
Plenty of mackerel were caught this
year
-Coquettes are given to sleight-Of-
hand.
All the world dances to German
music.
We find postal cards great eonve-
nieuce.
The Gar and the Kaiser "smiled,"
they say.
The ranking privilege peacefully en-
pired July l.
Certainly Spain can't hold Cuba
much longer.
-"what can you expect of a hog but
his bristles7"
Can any other city rejoice over de-
creased taxes.
Pistols are the worst nuisance Of all
on the Fourth.
The cue to many bowel difficulties ls
the cucumber.
"A lazy cook-One that "fritters"
away her time.
New York has professional mock
ingbird teacher.
The Grand Pacific Hotel, Chicago,
has 500 windows.
Baltimore policemen have their heads
done up in flannel.
New York milllners are trimming
hats with wax fruit.
"A San Francisco dentist excavates
teeth by machinery.
Spain resembles Methodism IN having
an itinereat ministry.
The Philadelphia Herald grows
brighter aud brighter.
Sergeant Bates has laid down the flag
and taken up the hoe.
Wonder how Il would do to put soap
in ones ears tomorrow.
A well known Snowman spends $780,
900 year IN advertising.
Tho retail book-trade all over the
country is fiat as a founder.
Potato bug pattles lend their savors
to San Francisco restaurants.
British journals can't afford TO give
over cents a pound for paper.
The lack of grass Is all that prevents
hay harvest from beginning now.
Electricity is 10 take the place OF
renne' in making curd for cheese.
Ninety seven years tomorrow since
the fathers made the declaration.
"A pole cat dispersed Texas picnic.
They all went home mile apart.
The New York World speaks Of
fractional matrimony" In Utah.
"A New York belle wears real minia-
ture meerschaum pipes for earrings.
/ DIR Hall says monkey capers In q
. gymnasium won't cure consumption.
/, -Cruelty-to compel a eoachmsn to
wear a heavy livery coat in summer.
, The Ohio Repupublican platform is
1 on.committ6i on the tariff question.
5 Mayor simms holds large Sunday
e morning levees at police head quarters.
= How PhiladelphiAns do go for salt
d oysters when they come to Wilmington !
II They read the paper EVERY EVENING
II in Wilmington, Del.-Fhiladslphid Herald.
. You rarely if ever find a poor poem
/ lu Alt ANNMAihg ~ y ~1effhNt8 @stbs~fN'
!, A genius is popularity supposed to be
a one who can do anything except make
S living.
;. Fireworks are not allowed to be ex-
mhhed for sale in the store Windows oil
Boston.
e "A new drama with an earthquake ir
Is it would be apt TO "bring down the
II house."
le What did the spider do when b,
:, came out Of the ark 2 He took fly ant
- went home.
ne JEFF Davis is writing book. LIE
81 the country remember the wisdom OF Jo'
4. aud rejoice.
" -" Twenty-sight inches Of hairy fierce
v. ness " is what grew on Western police
lie mans chin.
lk An old lady from the country no
Il inapty described city coffin as 18th
9t show case"
n An unthinking saloon keeper In th
~ upper part of New York calls his plac
'ar Hell Gate House.
ler AT FortWayne young men are alreAd
ed going barefoot 10 make their Sunda
NV evening calls on ladies.
'xt "A Kentucky woman has been sui
he plcc with an iron jaw. Her terms al
cw twenty dollars lecture.
er. Newark, N. j., rejolces that its Co
leI oner had less than usual to do this yes
aer the day after the " Fourth"
s., Butler can't make the temperanl
- men believe In him. A man has TO
IN very drunk to believe In Butler.
ne. IF each man was to regulate Il
to weather to suit himself, we would ha'
her all kinds OF weather at one time.
md We see II stated in the Philadelph
to Herdld's crop notes that "oats are short
ew, They never are so long as wheat.
ere When an Oshkosh editor runs av
'er' with a mans wife the bereft husba
lMM M comes around and stops bis paper.
'nd Whenever the Philadelphia Bulls
H.. blows history there Is Reed shaken
,i@v the wind-liis front name is VIM. b.
as An old woman in Liverpool, EnglaI
5 if recently made special request that 8
.ler. might be buried with her spectacles on
far The difference between a tenant q
rthy the sou OF widow is that one has
no pay rents and the other has two pa.rer
-"Ronnd Josephine waists" are tall
about. We know of plenty of girls
named Josephine with nice round waii
shes "A Shreveport hen recently hatche
IOul ltEEtu tAlthtus hhN All AoNNAo
fc'd' the drum-stick hope that the breed II
hpa- he propagated.
III you see hoy with his arm II
M sling and no eyebrows to speak Of .
,,'', may rest assured he chad a good 4
:, tsc on The Fourth"
end. Imitation of meerschaum pipes
Iipue now made ont of potatoes soaked In
laIly luted sulphuric acid, and afterwards dl
made under great pressure.
nrth- The Connecticut House of Repre-
ssion tatives has cruelty asked the Congress-
;, the Of that State to labor for a reduction
.hein Congressional salaries.
The dog tax In Loudon county,
uu- this year, amounted to tl9SS. II !
"a uy for all the sheep destroyed and LEI
$1,000 for the school fuHd.
,toin Farmers cuss " the ox-eyed ds
re-. By the way in view OF the abundanc
,ould these flowers, would 1t not be propei
Letter call last month the ox-eYed June-o Z
rning An old gander attacked a two y
red in old boy in Montreal recently, anC
scrip frightened him that he was thrown
that conVulsiOns and died.
, well "A New York young lady, spea
as 10 Of one of her averslons, said the sew
like a thing on record -" He's almost a pc
/ can brute he only lacks instinct"
lnv A Kentucky man purchased C
I've v' afteen years ago so as to have II ha
and the other day he was burned up
'ttl liuekiln aud the coffin was dead