The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-10-18

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"My son, beware of ofthegame where the
-. Jack, takes the Ace" Etchanee. =s''
q. - ise recruiting sargeausilito the
wind? Because he bll3as=sdlwhare he,
listoth, =. .s.,..--s---
s,. stA,Yanke kes cridosIspedkingo of a very
- tall actor, said. Hes tall enough to act
in two parts. ~ 81
Mrs. Partingtou says she gets uri
every morning ct the shrill carriou Of
nSnsz the chandelier. u lb.' w. aA e. SO
EV ;ydMltou you hear alhisn say the world
saRt owes him "A living, don't leave any hams
sal Iaying aroundJloose. go, '.A f''A
AnoIowa clergyman who had do
,assIonation party lately, has beans enough To
e&3 iastthirty.seven years.
-eas s7iA man in Peoria claims to have u
sSsS sttne that Washington threw at a wood
80 fetker'on his fathcr'a cherry tree.
They say the largest EGglisb rcttle,
tlenent made in this country is in Kan
ssa. We thgngbt ito WINS theh,Ahba,
ma .t.vst,, Yaisusys aas'JYti9a = 3s
sa "A Red Bank, n. u, farmer boasts
Chat his hens lay eggs thats'ean't be
1 beat That farmer oughts,to' be taken
~ into a iHftardg:s rsd ,1oob "a S4Fsao ioa
er speipeople's5 Attachments arc cob
- gepialllike that of D@Aon ahd IS'thi ias,y
s,eefbsFsIc Icepgenital, like. thatoFthc ssia
snose5Winsss gsWa lelirq u '~'fs fli
g assaGbsthOsss 4isWsiOHseffsss coppor:Tas'en
.glped4hrOughout.S SaHd pIatsd at the knee SO
bsiss4i to aBe aimpregnabIea to friction, are
sA,kh1Wnas the aknee p,s Hltrd." q
.saes SKabsns i City complains Of its corn
Gsstliat stile Kernels shed Blood" !" q It
20 strikessus that that's just what Coloncls
sAmight b6 xpecbed to do. .. III 81
Goa aatWiiiaaSs''ss said tea cher to q pupil,
.tastmakes you feel Uncomfortable after.yqu
eaBdve done wrong? ?' any .Papa'slbig
sailealhdT strap feelingg replied 4 She boy
ssa,.The Following sis q straightforward
spisSPhs I. Hen RIsaRry M ass*tt, =, born spef
SO. 1906, died I'D : 4. He.wasp cgrsar
turkey hunters, and tolerablys good
1fiddler. He desired the, -abeYe be
placed on this slab, Peace tehisashes." "
sea captain, invited to meet the
Committee of 2 s9oistyc for the Evangot
lization d. Africa when asked, "Do the
subjectg Of the King Of Dahomey keep
Sunday 2, replied, Yes, and everything
else they cqnilay their, hands On'' 's2r
=, The near-sighted old hen that ate
sawdust,' supposing it to be corn meal,
then went and laid nest full of burOad
knobs set on themi three months, and
hatched aaut le complete set Of p&rlor
furniture %was espretty fair old hen. -.
pA widow ones said TO her daughter. !:
usKhens ye9sgRt6 ata my age, it viii be
ti1uelenekgh sto dream IF 3 husband :,
"Yes mamma" replied the thoughtless
gil, .afor-a--seOoad one: Z he mother
tainted. .ssI,Bt % 40 9sot
Cavalier boots" are about to be in-
trodaced for ladies' They. are lurned
ovdssaaidR Heather Just, above the ,aplle,
or.sas sasi as may be respectfully the
pdsaSaeohAae, 50 as 70 give q faint ipitsr
tioas fstEe old 'eaSaligr boot :; an eaging
ofgaeefais over this s' ,a ,.af +.
gs1o-g q 10 tBhS etT ,A2S# s"' -
Once a careless, !, "a man p. went o to the
cellar, ans stuck the candle in,what he
thought was keg Of black sand. lie
sat nsaf il drinking vine until the
candle burned, low. Nearer ,epaipearer
1t gOk TO the ,blqck qsqa j:Hqaren and
neafeF. until the blaze rOaGhsd tip black
sand and as il leqs sand, nothing bap'
Psncd. a'o'a 8 (, s. So, tig ~ g
Young lady, tolaa beau of whose
company she isgettihg tirsd--sI hope
you Prc not nervous, boonuae that clock
has 9 queer eifeeton people. lkll my
gentlemen spaaaintpnccss start wEicntit
q ae9 Bed feeae1 as4 o1se' ~