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New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
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There seldom arise better opportunities for max
ing good, solid investments than are presented at
the present time in the bonds Of our older railways
Of which there are many sclling considerably below
par that seem to be unqueshonable. For instance
the Albany and Susquehanna Second Mortgages
guaranteed by the Delaware and Hudson Canal
Company, offered at about 97; Michigan Central
consols 90; Union Pacific per cent. gold Frsts at
81; Central Pacific, &096; Toledo and Wabash
Firsts, 90. and Seconds at 81, and Chicago and
North Western coupon gold per cents at so. All
these must he safe and secure for both interest and
principal Doubtless there are others of the newer
roads that may be equally safe and advantageous;
but the foregoing are mentioned as having been
tested, being the bonds Of roads whose business is
thoroughly established. While all these bonds may
be regarded safe investments, the Union Pacihcs
and North westerns possess in greater degree the
attractive element Of speculation Bonds were quiet
and trife lower to-day, and the following were the
bids.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

PBTRoLEUMThe msiet for Grade in bah ued ste'ds oday
bufy 5Sc fuure shlpping
rade du and at i0l4 Refined inquiry hmed
and The ma i weak reported for tins month and peit ~
I2s,c bp on small OF Aeou BOO
TO 1000 bbs ready 25b Of February, At l4. hphtba
esd, a, Refined In trm bat Qoe AT iSdlS'4o
Az the quoted steady bot inactive at 1890
l3Lc.. December -. -. l..
no bnge figure, Of the m.t.i vesker nreon ana
Ps, steady, the l2J Carolina nc 70 St
~ oas .Iy choice do S2 S'4c 10 bbs Louisiana a.
safe 200 6s 70 1e And ~ bags rsnA AZ
&c, duty paid I.,- 4 r.. a.,
sKiNs-bers special change note The msres for Goal
quotations. and OWNS We .eAeV
somewhat rsnoted bt reeerp~ or we
week have 81 bale, P1eo Cabo 'oI l.rbe sales eenpre
100 haIes Mercsp bales Curseoa 100 bales Pn 54 o
eu and Csbeie Deer skins are demand ana
m I'll sva, an prices freely paid the recep btve Stn ~
bales Cbelo sna Isruayn per ss apd bales sn
X The Puerto
nd ,mavra 300 N CentfaI ADencas 1000 Psya ZOO
si,al 200 h Honduras. and 1000 II hsntsn We quote:
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20


Cora dnl and bss'yj Of 400 bbA We qsos IN
Con Meal 50 s5ass 90 Co Meal sr ~ +Vas5 ~ o
Goa Mss ssssp e0e 4 - Corr Me, ,DrseP.. q "
s;.s, Moi wssLW o0a 90 Corr Meal Gold Bar a 10
D,siwb4st dall bat 6rpsr state S5aS3 20; reny
,sis Al 80 35ds3 40. and Fancy 50 go Bag hs,i tm
Al So Coarse 81 40 Neal sidxl Ground Fssd
yRRJGHTs-Coon liverpool eonineed good
,-ovest the
shet very qe and pnchahed The oharsng business was
sl ssd the The esagoents To Liverpool
=, ,sas 600 l2 boo kses 7l6d
5d ll9 khas Tobacco 45a and 100 ebs Tsov 50
lpSer by steam 100 Lard 6Os ard hbds 45s
esu 70 GiaSow tons OF Clover Seed s 45s Antwerp
=, sxi 900 prsAte and 300
A, Assu and German barb sih 500 ar,
rs hspes and United Kingdom al S
asn $500 Of ss ADD &lO gauty
=. Itsnan e beEcs PeuTh kosds for orders with 1000
crs do British BARI Of $40 tons Tsre hence
Hmen gssera nnp Brush brig hesee 10 LIVER
ANA bsTs 5ei resi,ter Bushs' Aye
..,ee Al lump ssn Of 80. .750. gold .
rsHDr, Hed asnsnd sod sksd' hsAsscbnst tis
ts .ei. are and trn W. Tor Nc spd
AL 10, Ne Bay quoted Sl5asl6 % tss TO quality aI No
60aSl3 90 for No Box Herring are more sought alter Of
Soat esyeo. agsrss s, al Ice for No j. and 2oGZt for
vsfn TS, m.sSe dun wssie sc qOoe 40 $23 ton
"a ID $s5 80 Il s23 - d$24 lOOB nj s34aSo Rye Htd
~ x1la<os ,Dd q oubd Feed at $2f 1$2o =,
Wheat opened cuIi .no besS we osmI
sssr, ,,s,r spd mere ANNALS va NE blssoh e
hoAb uSfeueo hs mhte 10, "neA
ss var, Am sss ousr ih seshsf end ssws from sne caas
srs shipps dspesed bed - o fur I'bt
eeseoes large boesIs are tn We sac, az Ssssso sSrss
~ 63ss1 % iss aAsds1 6ps,s 81 bo s No
81 64 Ter Ee Chicago spSibr u ooes v. ~ 10
hbvssSss ips,ss isiS u oI '" ~
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

WOOL MARKET.

PHILADELPHIA Dee 1owool strong buoyan but stock scarce
Ohio Penusma West Virginia DoobIe Extra and aboye
% a53ei Brtrs. 52db4c Medium, 5ld55e Cost,e ooo
Medium S2d55e Coarse 4sS50c Conhing Mashed G8ao2S
Combng CDvsshd 4Odt2c Canals Combng 621Ooe Pine VI
vsed "a 35e Coarse Medium Washed "a d35e Tub
5oo55e Colorado Washe 25030c Colorado Unwsshe ZogZie
kIts and Heno lc 42d45e; No snd SuperaHe Pulled AZ
45c Ter Fine Medium 2593Oc Texas Coarse " d20ei
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
RECEIPTS OF PRODUCE.

Per NorD Jtsesf Ffssf" ~" '"e~
n 10 "a ~, ..l. vl,s Be<svs, 4Js6 ba,es Ce..ss 81
yiss Dr.d piss Soe sS. 500 ss ySs. 100 ~
1000 Sssa B.,", 100 Ses 0smss iss Ds sssas x,o -.
Y.,.sd bale. Hemp ~ .s. h.p sn ico Sss osl. q
pei 7gs g." y. s':s 49,. ses ~ y o.
Bsss $50 ssas Psss.;s ~ pIss k %0C pAss ass Nv
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

CHOICE SIX PER CENT GOLD INTEREsT-PAYING
BONDS Of an Eastern Railroad for sale or exchanged
at market rates for bonds which have defaulted in
their interest he WILLIAMS g. Co,
40 Wall-st, NevYoTk.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
RANKING AND FINANCIAL

800 PER 100 SHARES; $3.50 PER $4,000 GOLD.
Stock privileges, gold privileges puts and callsl,
double privileges in stocks aud gold, all contracts
negotiated on members of the Exchange or respoD-
sible parties. Explanatory circulars with references
mailed TO any address. LAPsLEY d BAILEY,
Brokers, a Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
COTTON MARkETa.

s,usros Des dul spe droepbs demand limited oeo
Odn.t, I4I1s Onipn 12r net 24l0 bales, spofn
70 Great 76o es ec.'r.,s zi6 e,s sale, 200 ,. ss -
,.t B,i.in 34SI bs eoswis bsss sse, 5000 h.les
CoIvs sw bse ~ Cotton qeiss Low hdtipes, - n
sSl, ,ee<,s IOS7 2b44 bses; Slss
bale. .toeI 1877, $50 bAle.i 1873 "a ,234 bale.
n.r..a gee le-Cspes suil aud tos hAdhnrs hts
,.sept, Die bsIes hpnsbt 356 bales ssi 1872 30 Sot
Sss 1873 o. $50 bAlss vsshb. ssph 26b7o ssss bsn"
las~,sas DsA 10 Cosss los NSdnsss 1sSe; sssl,
pssslpis s2 bas, shpnes's bo72 bas ssoeh 1874 oS
I1IsS, 1914 1912 bales 't -,
On, PsyI Dr. ig-co..ss vssil net r,ssig.s l9+ b'
I6pnvtiis D<f Ie.-detses quiet hddibes Ioiss -.
NospoLs Dee, l8-Cousr easy; Los. ntsbsr Jtsi ts'n
l6a sxpork sessvise 31b6 baes 7Io bsee
EN Az esss NesA s<t ressspis 10 3Cl ksss sIper,-
= a,sst spas 400 bshs ssssss l3Ae< ss'ss sh' $40
es..A D. la-0sk~s M. ~ bAhss bSsbsss lS'a
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

THE RATE on INTEREST FOR MONEY is always an
important subject to both borrower and lender An
able and suggestive essay this topic by Prof. T..
j. Elliott of the Treasury Department read at the
Portland Scientific Meeting is reported fully In
TRIBUNE LECTURE EXTRA No. TO- Price 10 cents.
Address THE TRIBUNE New-Y
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

The Shoe and Leather Bank have declared their
usual semi-annual dividend (being their fortethl
of six per cent, payable Jan. 2
The Philadelphia stock market is steady Penn
sylvana Gs 1904 Philadelphia and Erie Railroad. 81
Reading Railroad. 55I; Pennsylvania Railroad 45.
Gold. l112.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

REAL ESTATE MORTGAGE BoNDs-Coupon OF
Registered. interest per cent, guaranteed by the
EQUITABLE TRUST COMPANY. Capital 81 0o0, 900.
For sale at the office of the Company, No. 76 Cedar
ST.. N Y. JONATHAN EDWARDS, President.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
EAST RIVER SAYINGS INSTITUTION,

No 3CHAsBxKssr. EEw. .YosK. Dee Is, 1873
FIPrY FIRST sEMIANNuAL DIvDESDnteres, he 81
SEVEN O PBR CENT has been declared and ". BE- d
after the l0 day Of Jsnusr' next oa all sbc have
msiae deposit three months previous 10 the st oay ofJs
usry, 1874. - ;. 4,
deposit 90,
Bank open 6sy from 10 to 3 and THURSDAY from lonI
CHAs A. WBIrkkY, Secretary. Wh H. sLO'Vm' rf.Sosha
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
THE MARKETS.
rCueiunr reported for TEE rxrBuSH. !

FRIDAY, Dee IL. 1873.
AsHBs-Tbe TO-DAY l3 pfgA Pots qmei and
6G7c Pearls dull and nominal
BROOM CORN AN0 BRoOMS-Tbe market for Corn quiet bot
ppe New Green Hurl AT 9dlOe do Me
drum 7ao % and Old 6G7c cash Broon sre Gull and M
changed
BBBswAX-Tbe marie. remains 6rm with fair demand small
being made soc for Western and 3OGSl Tor
sostberD
COTTON-Trsde Cotton still quiet and prices
,e exporters be principal purchasers We Quoe a.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

81 GO rRed Western included In De ses 400
No Chicago and Hunesoss st 81 36 500 No
Chicago al Al t4a$t b5 470O bush Eorh West 81 b5;
26 100 hux No Mvsuket 81 90 lots
81 o. 400 No Milwaukee At 62 Barley dull and
salr hush Tverowed sAk At &l 40 Barley Malt
dull hesyy sees Of 1000 bush common Canadian 81 o.
Oats and IN fair demsnd Me e are 2Se0o bush New
Ohio M ned AZ bic; 6S05Se Western Mrea at 57c;
Whit al 5s State Mixed at 65i 5i2a5Go Rye quiet and
tame $50 bush 81 O6 shcat
demand for the favorable private from BuIope
limit
Mixed at 79oSOc in the latter for choice And 80
sBSOl Western White al 76dI7 ~ for New, S5aS6e
for White; Western Yellow al SlaSl 2c
GuNHBsrere fair demand for Domestic CloIh and the
steady sales Of 300 o lots llc the Quotations
for heavy Of Domestic Cloth light nominal e
Boneo, IN oG Calcutta bsJ S2a9C Bags steady
1ll2A
HoPs-We clip the following from Mr. Emmett Weiss Weekly Bcp
Circular of tbs date Netw haDding the comparatively light arrivals
this frum shresd
descriptions must be quoted t We
vepuents calculated bring about this only
sbue the which have existed several weeks past
and which have already appeared late circulars certainly
ieate for brewers 10 keep from declining hop market
When thoroughly
bottom tbsy then begin their supplies" We
oUot
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20


t,.lpdet ip tbe above 100 bales 10 sTTiy.
FoT fntue delivery prices ll60 II. r n lower VIII onH
ssr.,s concession Sales as follows az 90 oatt OF
Lev hiddhngs -. ,oo ~ ~ .
,.D1.Iy 800 is 9l6 February 200 16 ll6c 300 10 l32e
zoo i6 Apr 16 l1-l6e Total 800 baes ssles todsv
rs IL 32e Jsnusry 900 l51 400 10 l7S2c 100 1h2e
400 10 532e 100 10 716e ZOO = 1879 I,Ss 5oo 19o
rs 7I6e; POO is 1885 FebnsY SOU 10 3I,o51 a00
iSe 300 Is $3se 200 - n 15Gc s. 100 3 10 X e go 600
100 10 5l6e 100 3l32s 800 70 29S2c M lGo 10 7o
nc 56e 100 6 93e; 300 10 5les 100 lS g. ll'S2 zee
IA bl6c 100 II 32c 300 lb e32e; 100 10 ooci 4OO
az 49, BOO is 5-l6c; April 300 l6ss 300 10 2l,S2e
400 10 2332c. 100 1t ll'l0e loh IslOO
t.es Grand l6.0OO bales
strong bot barnes 10 quiet safe OF
400 bses arrive due DE god quote
23l4d232c Pair "a 2dZ1 Good 70 40
extreme range for lots gold
with jobhing trade;
d27c Lsgusyrs "a 2026ei Jamaica ~ q
sz14 ~ Domingo 2O02l; Porto Rico "a Ia 20 Costa lco
52e d25c; Ssvsnils 20 G2, and Curseoa "a %
.5e., all gold u....a.
NE onos Adamappe Gl5e Sperm az 2se Patent a. 0s
Ss33e. and Parsfbe at - a 3Oc 80 -,
FLOUR AND hEALThe inquiry for fiouf Is very ime snq
% HhSra arrival. Sormy dealers bold back Good
hn., are qoiet Good No is In fAr demsse .od
,s am and Of SupertDe A. the close ne ieors
Lesvy all grades under - 2o sAs Of oo
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
Financial.

kArsxAL PAnn BAun ov Rswvoaz Eew.ysrt Dee H. 1878
FINHE ANNUAL ELECTION for DIkECIOkS
will take Place he Banning Heuse, on TUEsDAi LON sV
January. 1874 Polls open from IL N 70 pm
JAMES l. WORTH Cashier
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
LIVE STOCK MARKETS.

hid. Tobacco sIs pig. rob.,.e ITO es Wool iiS2 '''
WHISKY.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
peal ESTATE TRUST COMPANY,
3I7 BROADWAY SBw-roRk
CAPITAL. ~, 100000.

DO GENERAL TRUST BUSINESS
POUR PER CENT INTEREST ALLOWED ON ALL DEPOSITS
DgPOsIToRs CHICKS PAID AT SIGHT. ALL DEPOSITS ARE
LOANED OK GALL
Ansust Of LOANS .,j COLLATRRALs HELD are KEPT
COssPICUousLY POSTED IN THE coaPANfs oFFicB.
BsTIag CAPITAL INVESTED IN BONDS AND MORTGAGES
on RIAL EsTArK
HBVbSSOS, 81 n M"
kHEsT LrCKR of A. Belmont Co 10 ss' :,
JOHpH sELlGMAS tof W. SehsmAn '"l''.'aJ p..t...
JAhBs D.os'"s'
JAMESON (o Jsmssos smith Cslias wm1,
AkiBH.
JOHN WA fsdh tof H. wsisSs 40: p.i
ROBRRr sCHRLL iPr.,t Bs,t Msiopohs. Bd.s cor l6an
RosLNBAtM (ofA Ro,spb.un Co. o)''''is ts
SuA4
BALDWIN (of Weeissrd Bslwin 20 )'''. p sa -
RENkf rAnGR IN. H. Tssef Co pv.. pst.r ~
bAkSks "a s. Bsmssk Ce.l...'''.''''''' 20 a.c~..
btNhf DAVIES. 100 10 p,"s'.,.
W. CARLETON (sf G. ". Csrlstos Ce,,'''isI rna
WILSON (ofR T. wlssa Co BIZ,
WILLIAM L. ELr, seet kbTsvhsson. rIs.
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
Ocean Steamers

NCHOR LINE-Steamers sail from Pier %,
N n r.. foot OF Dev+t KVER' WEDNESDAY AND AATCfIhl
ANGLA-... saturnav Dec 70 "ednelay Dee .
TRINACRIA ednesn,y ~ ETHIOPIA ss;nIday Jan
CALIFORNIA SATURDAY Dec 27 CALEDONIA WecntSAs Jar
Cspn passage Gugow. Liverpool q, Lonoonof'f
S6J Aod $40 tlU curIene sAlof1'
steamers Sos and S75 $3.50 gold Serags rag. u 1s
Londonderry Belfast Bristol
Cardiff $50 currency. -.
ofces Eov
kevf fork
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20
Gents n.

HAY-The market moderately active and prices steady;
quote: Choice Hav G29 Good do at 1913 1926 Good
shnpng 500 Common do at sl5 Long Ie Straw quoted at
Sl6xSl7, and Short do a Sl3dSl4.
HEMP-Mapls dull 9L gold Jnte inactive At 3d
5, 6me; sses Of 5000 bao
today az 2i4c cash. closing n 2i4d28c currency.
INDGOBengal inquired alter and the market 10 steady
10 Manila Madras 70d Other
Descriptions dali
LRATHER-Hemork without continued
h this dsy wett
the there ful sssortmtnti the market
exception OF damaged Crop sells fairly
prices quoted and the bulk Of the STOCK composed Of Light leather
receipts Of the III i3l sides and 5sS bs Exports
lO5OO sdes 70 Hamburg and Liverpool We quote:
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

sUGAR-The market for Raw
bids, yil: 450 bids Good aud Pr
Cuba on private terms; ITO hhdS
Prime Rehnipg st 7h6.; 26 bbds
export ~ Z &c. We quote;
New-York tribune., 1873-12-20

sUGAR-The market for Raw tmer5 fths s4'er "o
hbd Good aud Prime Refining li2a' 3oo bhos
Cuba ITO hbdS Common 10 rTf |" EE" 90 ~
pm. R.sniug a, 7hf bbd SEC, and 81 d. fs
export 11Ic We quote:
ps.,,x 4, ,,o,t.eon el117 BIs rs Noe I6o Is ga
ssaiSs f 70 scod do lsa 7 BnDS-Nos 1910 20 g24dl0
p.sn,ne GOOD prmt BIZ Wbf.
Groeey,, fair W good. 1%1 g rohIo mo" . =.
Grocery Dmt 20 choice SO s+ trnng cnI !" oa ,
CentnfGgsL...'s>. Itd - ofoceiJ' fA', ~ .e ~ .
al.ss 4 a o. d. s.. Nos sto l2A... 6isa 7l2
crn, cIAYEp.
~. M. = to ~ Gao Ia s., 10 12.. 7i24 Si2
BIs D4. 100 IL 1i2d . sAnA 81, .,
h.. t-n ,,rops marie, for Refined Bads Powderd
nssaS md GranaaEd I0Ia1Oa; AZ, 9iSi b. 9lAe E,Ta
~ ee- co. sL aSsIe end yellow, S0s tSh
sREIsC lover and far request At o. oo eass Pn
Ole isc bag for GAto~ o. eqsai "s'e o" ''S' NV
spo poppaig unchanged ,.
ToBACCO-Tbe er ksaeeA rtn,' ss.dy %. 's sne
"a D. . =, oul, 100 bhds hbb1llc sed L~N esunus
~ fer eeaspd .tca, svSoo pne' ,ss' G .s 9sp
100 ,,,eg hss.chsss Gro. 1877 ns
fpT 100 WisconsE crop isaz o' .s M .io. Iii - y
7Ja9Je . . A.. -..t IN nau~ (,t, oSs,,d a, Ia,
," sH t, on private terms 100 bbls oststtevl
wsItkT .s,sT snc quiet sA'ss Of 200 tbs q SSe
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05
Episoopalians.

Are there auy Episcopalians in this
vicinity. madame = asked tall, thin
stranger. Of Mrs Artcmus, as sho stood
in the open door, iu answer TO his kaock.
ANY which
"Epscopalians"
Now. If Mrs. Artemus Ind a failing it
wns that she never would admit that she
could possibly be- ignorant Of anything
She always knew all about any subject
mentioned So she answered;
"Epi.copalians! Well, we dent ex-
ac,ly know. My John--he's my son
he see somethiu' ou,'n the eornield yis-
terday. lie didn't know what it was, but
| told him guessed il was a cbipmonk
But now you speak ont, I'll bet it was a
Episkerpalium. And my next neighbor,
Farmer HAWKINS, said be shot at some
thin that same day that John see his
strange critter, and Farmer Hawkins be
thought il was some wild eri,ter that had
got GU. Of some nenagery somewhere
Auyhow, / think that's a Episcopaling
too. Be they biggcr'n chipmonk ?"
''You misunderstood me, madame"
"Well, you needn't feel Uneasy. L
there's any Piscopaliums in this her,
neighborhood. you can make up your mind
that they'll git shot We air too fselin' I
community to let things run at large wha
,nout destroy aud devour somebody. Com,
in, won't YET"
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05
LIBERAL DISCOUNT to DEALERS
Nd Dplrrow>, Drl., July 18th, i87a.
J. u. FOARD, AGEsr,
Middlctowu, Del.


MpptErowN, Dat, July 18th lsTa
Mssrs. LeAa|S. R,sse 4 o., lAilmieip1,a
Gcndemen II purchased from your
Agent, Mr.. J. y. Foard Of this Town, several
tons OF yonr Pacific Guano, last spring, and np-
piled Il 10 mF corn az tho rate one handful 70
three hills. have been farming from three -
six hundred acres Of land iof tbe pas fourteen
years aud during that iime have used great
daAi Of Phosphate and Gnano ol various kinds
but yours hAs done more good up 10 the present
than any ever tried I'm out some lands
without any Guano, and aoN they don look n
though they would make much more than halt
as much corn as where applied the Guauo. II
you will only keep up lh. standard Of your fer
liiizer, aur sure you can sell a vas, amount
here Yours truly, +. Il. COCHRAN,
Mssrs. John s. Rs,Ss & %, Phiiaiiplia.
Dedr Sirs ,-l have heeu induced hy
your agen, n, Middleiown, Mr.. J. H. foard, io
iry the merits Of your Pacific Guano ON corn this
spring, and chcerfully testify that the results
have far exceeded my expectations. consider
tina, your t;uano Is the best Fertilizer have cy-
er used, and my experience has not been in nny
way limited. shall make liberal use OF Il OF
future crops, and shall use 1t this fall on wheat,
J. d. Kenmore
Apr la-3mos Middletown, Del
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05
Vii and Sunlor.
A Lat Patient.


A foreign scientific periodical relates
Nh suggestive story:
0oae tine siscs lady called upon =
eslebratsd oculist 10 order TO consult him
% sscount Of her eyes, complaining that
their power Of vision had Of late consids
rably diminished. Al a glance the doctor
saw that she was lady Of rank and wealth.
He looked at her eyes. shook his head.
aud thought the treatment would require
much time, a. there were reasons to feer
amaurosis 10 her case. lie must advise
her, 6rst Of ell. that ~ she had informed
him she was residing considerable dis
tapcc in the country. she must move into
the city ut once. aud thus enable him to
zee her frequently, ii possible daily.
Tho lady then rented an elegant man
sion. moved into the city. and the physi-
elan vas punctual in his attendance. He
prescribed this and that, and thus days
ran into weeks aud weeks into mouths
The cure, however, was still coming. The
physician tried to console her
One day tho patient hit upon curious
scheme. aud she waited not long to carry
il int effect.
She procured for herself very old and
poor attire. put hood Of tremendous sixs
upon her head, took nm old umbrella and
market baske, in her hand, aud in these
habilimen,s she visited her physician, se-
lecting for the purpose n very rainy day.
She had so we'll succeeded in Disgusting
herself that the eye even Of a lover could
scarcely have recognized her She was
Il Il ka
room Of her physician. with many others,
who. like her, were seeking relief. Al
last her turn came.
"Wsll. my good woman, wha. have you
to complain off,"
Very bad eyes, Doctor" she answer
He took her to shc light. looked into hel
eyes, but failed to recognizs bis patient
Struggling his shoulders, he said.
Your eyes are vel! enough"
"well?'' she said.
YES; | know what am saying
But | have been told that was get
ting the a--a--forgot how it is called. :
''Amaurosis Z"
Yes, that 10 it, doctor"
Don't you let them make you belsy
any such nonsense. Your eyes are lit
tie weak, bu, that is all Your physician
10 an ass y
IAN - =
"Yes. an ass. Tell him boldly that
said So"
The lady now arose, and in her custom
ary voice said . Sir. you are my physi
cisn; don't you know me 2
The face the sage counselor made
easier to imagine shan to describe.
"Graciou, madame - he commenced /
stammer an apology, but the lady woul
no, listen to hi'a, aud left him indignant
ly. She never saw ,ha, gentleman an
more.
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05

A Roman Ecelesiastic. in reply to what
ever question might bs proposed, used to
bsgiu By saying: II make distinction. +"
A cardinal having invited him to dine,
pRopoesd 10 derive some amusement for
The company from the well known pecu-
lisrity Of bis guest. Saying to him that
he bad an important question to propose
be ssked:
''Is Il under any circumstances Lawful
70 bsptiss 10 soup?"
II make distinction" said the priest
III you ask, 10 Il lawful to bspti1s 10 soul
u gcuessl. l 10y NOT II you ask, 10 |
lawful to baptiss 10 your excelleucy's sou
Iny. Yes! for there il really no differ
eoee betusen i aud water
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05

Every year increases the populari-
tv of this valuable Hair Preparation:
which is due to merit alone. Wc
can assure our OLD patrons that il il
kept fully up to its high standard;
AMI Is the only reliable and perfect
cd preparation for restoring GRAY
or FADED HAIR to its youthful color,
making it soft, luStrous, and silken.
The scalp, by its use, becomes white
and clean. 1t removes NIL erup,ions
and dandruh, and. by its tonic prop
critics, prevents the hair from falling
out. ms il stimulates and nourishes
the hair-glands. BY its use, the hair
grows thicker and stronger. In
badness, it restores the capillary
glands to their normal yigor, and
will create new growth, except IN
extreme old age. II is the most eco
nomical HAIR DnEssrSG ever used,
as it requires fewer applications,
and gives the hair splendid, glossy
appearance. \. \. Hayes, MID,
State Assaycr OF Massachusetts, says,
"Thc constituents are pure, and care
full.- selected for excellent quality /;
and | consider il the Best PRErA-
RATION for its intended purposes"
so,!by all Drug7isis, and DeGlcrs in Medicines.
Prico Ono Dollar.
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05
REMOVAL.

MRS. A. N. NlcHEE, saiddletswn.
Having removed from the old stand opposite
the Peninsular Machine Works, to 6ve doors east
Of Broad, on Main Street, would annouuce to the
public that she has just received from the city q
full line Of MILLINERY GOODS aud Trimming
Of the latest styles. Thankful for past patronage
she respectfully solicits the favor Of call.
apr 1o-3ms
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05
NEW l9oovGRY
n Chsmaeal snA Mealcal science.
>sAAAaIsI

DR.. GARvIN's TAR REMEDIES
Curc Imcipient Consumption.
DR., GARvHN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Cntnrrh.
DIR. GARvlN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Asthma.
DR.. GARvIN's TAR REMEDIES
Cure Heart Disease.
Dr. GARvIN's TAR REMEDIES
Cure Skin Diseases.
Dr. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Regulate tho Liver.
DR.. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Regulate the Stomach h and Bowels
Dr. GARvlN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure all Female Weaknesses.
DR.. GARvlN's TAR REMEDIES
Purify the Blood.
DR.. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Diseases of the Throat.
DR.. GAEsvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Bronchitis.
DR.. GAIvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Rose Cold. or Hay Fever
DR.. GARvlN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Lung Diseases.
DIR. GASvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Constipation.
DR.. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Salt Rhcurn.
DIR. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Care Kidney Diseases.
DIR. GARvlN'S TAR REMEDlCS
Prevent Cholera & Yellow Fever
nr. GaIRyIy.S TAR REMEDIES
Prevent Mainrions Ecvcrs.
DIR. GAevIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Remove Pain in thr Breast.
DIR. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Remove Pain ia the side or Bnck.
Dr. GARvlN'S TAR REMEDIES
Are Supc rior Tonic.
Dr. GAIs1iN'S TAR REMEDIES
Restore The Appetite.
Dr. GAIsSIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cause the Food 20 Digest.
DIR. (iAItyIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Restore the Weak and Drhiiiintcd
DIR. GARvIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Giro Tone 30 XOur system.
L. E. HYDE & CO.,
SOLE PROPRIEToRs,
1913 Serenth Ace., NeiO York.
Middletown transcript., 1873-07-05

OK tn 400 Per dayi Agents wanted.
We wv All classes Of working peo-
pie, OF either sex, young or old, make more
money At work for us In their spare moments, or
oil the time, than at anything else. Particulars
free. Address G. Srfssox q Co,
oes lily. Portland, Maine.