, 1873-05-04
Dim as twilight In October.
Dayns the dark and dismal day.


gymnastic exercises. You are wise woman, go
you close the door md say nothing, for you are
well awnra that, the sooner they wear off por-
ton Of the ectasy, the better it will DO for you.
Thoy Will be useful later in the day US general
carriers in an individual way, il allowed to e1er-
vesce early. Unutterably weary you rise and go
down stairs. Breakfast is eaten in shiftless
way. and the unwashed dishes are packed in q
Tenient opportunity.
There are generally three kinda OF husbands
who are especially noticeable at this season.
THE FIRST OF THESE
calls after you as you leave the room, !" Dear,
whore is my clean shirt ?" 1T don't know,
Charles, left 1t out yesterday, but Mary must
have put it up.. Can't you make the one you
wore yesterday answer ?" "Of course can't;
could have been so Careless" You turn back
with a sigh, unlock 3 huge Saratoga, and, half
unpaeking it, get the necessary clean linen,
knowing that it is useless to protest, although
the other was clean the day before. Then he
wants particular neck-tie, which you also find ;
but, having done go, he concludes he will wear
to 80 away, he makes . few imprac-
tcab1e suggestions regarding breakfast, and
comes around in q half-hour, looking immacu-
lately neat, and altogether self-satisfed,. as if
the world. He is not particularly pleased with
his breakfast; but, with what he considers the
most noble generosity, he overlooks the short
comings Of that unsatisfactory meal, and, rising.
he goes to your fayorite rose-bush, with ita one
lovely blossom that you had been cherishing to
brighten your new home, and, breaking 1t of,
places it IN his bu:ton-holo. He looks aakance
at your gray dress, which you have donned for
service; but you go to the door with him, be-
bis double-buttoned Dents, he waves his
hand and says, STA, ta! I'll send
the men right along: and don't mind about
dinner; I'll get mine down town." We're you
glad that he WAS gone, and take all the burden
upon yourself, h,-submltting to cold dinner,
picked up as it best might be, and using up the
remnant Of your strength in order TINT my
lords sleeping apartment should bo in perfect
bring Alice Itha eldest daushtsr1 % and @ meet you, o.
and We
CAN ALL DINE TOGETHER
If you were skilful player, that was the way
you gained your checkmate; and, having seen
provided cook With the means Of getting aim
pie fnea1 for the younger children and
servants, you have carried out your in-
tention, and have dined downtown.
visionef women smoker If in a nrov;nns artIc1e
von have. secnred nosaeesion Of one room. ana
hid s,1ficfent furniture moved to make it COM
1oTtabiaI This Won can nse as = nnraerv and
leeping-apartmeut until tho rest Of the place is
mt in order and It will holp Won innmeasurahlv
~ a more toward that checLmate you are to
make In fact, it will be good thing for you
and your Iege-lord to dine downtown until the
household machinery is once more in perfect
running order It Is the most complicated OF
all motive mechanical arrangements, and, until
each pieco is properly fitted in place, it is not
best to attempt using It with tho expectation Of
any desirable results.
TEE NEXT VARIETY
OF masculine matrimonial he1p is oven worse than
the preceding one. He is OF the Danbu1y hem
chasing order, and helps too much. He flies
around worry much after the same manner, and
makes Of the confusion such an ine1tricable
snatl thnt you wonder ii you ever will get things
straight. He gives contradictory orders to the |
servants, sets the children by the ears, drives |
you distracted with questions end calls for help
-an ~ WHICH 1b oone Win such good mature, |
ana absolute certainty upon bis part that his aid
Is INVALUABLE, yon don't know how to properly |
suppress nun. WHIT you did with him May |
day, In al that ram, one cant imagine. The |
only nay 70 olsPoso OF hlrn, IN pleasant t
weather, 70 g1ve nun chair in |
Ehe 1alcony, IN tne courtyard, on the
sidewalk, anywhere ont Of doora,-provide
pun win clgars ano tne Gg nolnlng 1h1b9NE, and
let hm remonsTate IT :"asnly 9 wata tae Mneslan
e1p1easme4. me ;uoio 4s.siu t .4 ~ m!oca1ons'