Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1873-02-10

.aae pretty thorough sweep-but few
ia escaped. There have been some
Hsre eases, and few are quite sick,
but improving. and no new cases Of
III Pop goes the measles.
j ust for variety, quite stroke is be-
done in the line of law suits, and
& thing bids fair to spread equal to
d measles. Some cases are quite Sc
e and some border on the comical.
suppose it is all fun for the lawyers,
it further than this we cannot say.
From the Argus and Patriot.
HERRIN HoLLER,
Which IL in Black RIVER Vallie,
January thaw, 1900 and 70 three.
Nyster ArguS Il s'poze it aint jen-
|aly misunderstood that Cristmus & nu
ers wair Originally invented hear at the
soller, but SIGH is the kaisc, and if eny
h disputes it wood like 2 ask him
at tina air cauld Holler daize for?
* I'VE most alrus hav Cristmus up hear
c fust da ov Janawary, but this yeer
had it the 20 fifth ov Deesember, be-
z the oldest inhabitant profaside that
air wood be Janawary thaugh on or
4 nu yeers, in which kaise slayin
ood hav be don on wheels, and sum
lks coodn't git out. Tha had an evur-
can spruce tree stuck up in the meet
hous church. and everybody and aul
Dir nabers went the stoars and gut
the dri goods and redy-maid grow
ICES Il at tina Good git trusted for and
ID their own post offs redress marked
\ n them, and had them put on the tree
\ .st 2 maik folks bleave tina had sum
ends.
When it com mite tina opened the
owd and the doars pourd in and sot
,wn. Then tina leckted STRAIT out
bmokrat President, but the Wise Presi-
bit waz a babtist and the Secretary
II homeopathy; then the President
ID up and sed he had gut bad kold ;
IN the Secretary gut up and sed he
ot so 2; then the squire gut up and
reemed then tina akted out sum SER
bdes; then the minister sung quart
then Sally Jonze spoke a peece on
meetin hous origin; then 2 felers CIV
d the STUFF on the tree, and anuther fcl-
Il Civ about 80 the needles without
ra charge; then tina took up collec.
on for the destitute widders & orphuns
their husbands then tina sighed 6
He til wun yeer from DAFT. [ didn't
nothin, so went hoam and hung W
" boots and stokins and diarobed my
be off, and went to bed and rapt my.
If in slumber and the bed-cloze, anG
ent to sleep and listened for Sandy
lauze. Gle waz l da lait this yeer OF
xount ov the wether.) Purity soon he
um ooun the chimley with his OK teen
pis rain deers hav got the Inferna
pizodiac) and filled l ov my stokin
lff full ov necessities. Among the res
BIS boot jak with duble akshun reg
Toy and ingy ruber crank, a rag bah
lest up with a smul wimin's cloze on
of Webster's dickshunarys without
idge, dairy for 1900 and 70 2 kee1
rememberandum on, meer sham pip
aid out ov chock, patent self-adjustil
lst iron pen wiper with exhshun to-
hd side lites, and or uther artikle
numerous 2 menshun. | hav hur
lat Sandy Clauze is goin 2 git l o
lese patunt Rhumatic Tubes 2 distribi
b goods with. If tina prove 2 be a
cess | am goin 2 git wun 2 gether n
ugar place on.
l notist that ov ure korrispondent
ed that the sno wus 4teen feet dee
hair he lives. Wal, now don't ca
at worth menshunin. We had moi
% than that hear B slayin. l don
how deep the sno has ben hear, b.
e had little thaw the uther da tn;
titled the sno 7 inches over ninetee
Jet and a half; kno that, bekoz
eazured it on my doar yard fence.
ess that we kant bee beet mulch c
adle holze. | C man go bi the nth,
b at q 2:70 gait and he driv into
Fadle hole and i watched him aul Il
me he waz out ov site, and found tn
3 waz between 80 minits & half no,
pin threw it, and it waz small Grad
bic ..
| that tina air havin remarkable
old wether in luther places, but ,
pint had but kold snap hear, tn
'az between the fust ov last Deacemb
hd the middle ov next Jewlie. w
ornin durin that period took a 2
ov bilein water and carryed it o
bars and it froze solid so quick that
dn't hav time kool a mite, an
lrnt wun ov mi hands awl bis
the ice. Of yu don't bleve it CT
hear and viii sho the pail.) ] Il
at wus kinder kool, so went and loC
at the degree and found that the
nv had gone doun 50 inches belo I
urmonitor, and if the hemisfeer had
Banged it wood ben good cal kolder
C thurinoniter had ben longer.
Neboleon Ponycart is ded
s'poZe yeuv'e heerd ov him:
Ov France he Wuuce waZ al the he'd