, 1873-04-27
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Joint Observation-Disclosures

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Joint education-Gymnastics
'EzBsck-ache is 3 spine~all complaint. >.
l. WHAT is the present !" little game " in female
costume2 Backgammon, OF course.
| ;--Why does . photographer use black
cloth To make his camera obscurnr. :
Tho motto Of the Good Temp1ar girls Of ga-
lem, n. T., is: "The lips that touch wins aha1
never touch mine"
Having traced u number OF Hbernic,sms to
Greek origin, the Rev. Dr.. Hopkins remarks
TINT lr1ah bulls we're once calves in Greece.
J. -" What does the sun bring up in spring."
asked a New Britain Sunday y-school teacher.
an urchin. -. :.
"A clergyman in Pennsylv.nia, instead Of
SAYING let US pay says; - LET US inter,
| once been & reporter. r
-"Bny Brown, did you say that my fatherhsa
not as much aense as Billy smith's dog7" "No,
I never said any such thing. AL said WAS that
| er; that's al ever eaid." "Well, it's veil you
! didn't say the other tell you" -:
t A selfash California minister recently 1e~
| fused to perform tho marriage service for q
couple where the bride was his own absconded
wife. And that sggrayating woman said that be
Was juat IS mean as he always used to be:'
a'2 yGg going t0 send T d. that bo qf you1s
one day, and when he came home ho told me- It
was repr ems 'ble to get drunkl Think I'll hare
| prantal feelin's outraged and all tho sweet an
,oly union Of 'ome Hection broken BY. sWolla
| He met Miss Kitty at q bail Aftor talking
| about the balloon ascension, the weather, and
other things, ho asked rather abruptly: "Where
| is your mother7" sob, " said the sweet damsel
II have left her at homo. I: generally do uhan
come to q ball. :, What is q homo without 9
mother Pr. - . ..
Tho young ladies in Waterbury aro getting
to be high.toned. aW-h-y; You old s-acr-
dime! Is that you :" Ia the way one fair ono
Ind fo37A1 ffa
tho angel in busttes and high lheels meek1y and
POLITICALLY responded: "Yon betl I'm your katy
did every hmel' !
When George Wither, the Puritan poet, wss
e7al disposition displayed to hang him at once;
but Sir John Denham saved his Life by saying to
Charles L, II hope your Majesty will not hang
poor George Wlther, Tor rs long az he lives il
can't be said TINT am the worst poet in. Eng
land" >. ..,
"A Jehn in . drab overcoat: approached the
arrivals on night train, and, in yoice smooth
as oil, said, invitinglY WIN atee have ess-:
1iage :" or course the brethren speedily filed i
:.Where'a Mou's baggage7". they saw the dscep.
ton, and with great disgust -as quickly c]am~
bered out again The funniest part OF It all IL
that the hackman to this day cannot account for
the sudden change in the manner Of his psssen--
gers and fills to ses where the. laugh comes in.
-Neso York 6un.os = 49,
"A respectable young man in Worcester has
boeu inhunan1y treated by his landlady, and
finally elected from her house, where he hid ali
week, merely because at the breakfast table, the
other morning, he advised her, in the presence
of the other boarders, to send the butter, to a.
hairdreaBer and sell it for wig. - az. ~.
: A careful bridegroom IN Cleveland kept tha.
wedding ring IN his mouth during tha fore part !.
Of the ceremony, SO that he could find 1t when :;
tho proper moment arrived He mumbled along :
Ill right until the minister winked, as hint to
}ha rfY1o in J,r
swallowed It, and, there being no stomaoh~pump
on hand, be was stood On his head by threa
yroomAmen, to recover the golden pledge :
The Court journal prints this 80 The Ger
and, was welcomed by Observation-Disclosures Of he
place. After their speaker had made speech
'or them he thanked them Then, taking IN =
,range from plate, he asked: TO what Ding
ION, sire,' replied tie girl. The Emperor took
gold coin from his pocket, and holding it up,
'sked, = And to uhat kingdom does this belonga
To the mineral kingdom, sire, replied the little
a1a M tfa nh.1 to whs hng@1m Dc beG1g than2
leep1y, for she did not like to say 1the animal
dngdom, as he thought she would, lest his
Majesty should be offended, when bright
bought came, and she eaid with radinnt eyes,
To Gods kingdom, sire.' The Emperor was =:
'laced his hand on the chi1d's head and said,
most devoutly, God grant that may be account
ID worthy Of that kingdom" What zoe admire
q this story is the modest uncertainty OF tho .
3mperorl
There ares some capital Scottish anecdotes ins
ecent number OF Euery Saturday, among them
ne Of q dying Highland chfeftain, who asked
is spiritual adviser Il there was any whisky h
cayen,'' and then, half apologetically naid "ye
en-, sir, it's no that caro- for It, but 1t looka !.
reel On the table," Here is another: Dr. Rob- :,
It Knox, the great teacher of anatomy, began :
ne Of his letters in this way: "a Gentlemen,
here are no textbooks can recommend. 7;
rote one myealf but it is poor stuH. can't
scomnend it. The man Who knows most about
subject writes worst upon it. Il you want ::
God Textbook on any subject, recommend ms :
the man who knows nothing earthly shout tha =
1btect. The result is that We have no good
xt-book on anatomy. We will have ono :
'on, however; Prof Monro Ia going to
rite one."' This Prof. Monro was 80 lazy that
, WAS in the habit OF using his grandfather's :.
ctures, written more than bundled years be-
caring him (in 1929 and 1890 drawl ont. !
When was in Padua, in 1891" This was tho :
gna] for fun, and showers Of peas descended on
onro's head, who could mover understand -
Int it WAS all about. There Is also story Of
:otch RerVant,' who, when asked how " hin lord :
Up" q. e. his MASTERY WIS, answered, "1hope -
10 weel, He Was, in fact, dead but the old SER
tor was too cautious to commit himself, in his
>lnion, ns to his condition. Among other
mixing anecdotes and saTings is that Of an r'7