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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

We learn from the annual report OF
the Directors of City Trusts that the
humber of orphan children provided for
in Girard College at the close of 1872
was ZIG The number Of admissions for
The year was 100. and Of discharges 81.
latherleSs boys between six and ten years
Of age are admitted. on the presentation
# proper proofs, are most thoroughly
instructed in useful knowledge. and ut a
suiratle age are bound out to learn some
practical occupation. During their sta,
they are comfortably clothed and fed, aud
treated with paterual Kindness The
COLLEGE is open to applicants from ali
parts OF the State. The system pursued
is so excellent that numerous graduates
now occnpy positions OF distinction 10 the
community The general charge is in the
hands OF DR. WllIlam ii. Allen. a gentle
man of great benevolence and large ex
perience, by whom the affairs Of the Col
Iege are most successfully administered.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The advertisement headed 18th Of July
1876" is worthy the attention ofour readers.
Monroe county should certainly be represen-
ted in the Convention to be held on the 22d
inst, and her citizens should resolve to do a
full share towards securing the success of the
celebration of the Centennial Anniversary Of
American independence in 1876.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Some i~ll-disposed person having the fear
neither of God, the law, nor the wants of
the craft before his eyes made a raid on one
of our typos coal on Monday evening last.
A little powder scattered among that coal, or
a trap or two placed around carelessly, might
secure to the thief just what he deserves.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The present winter has been harder upon
horses than any within memory. The heavy
SHOWS following closely upon the heels Of the
epizooty, added immensely to the laborious
duties of the brave animals. They have
pulled through it thus far magni6cently and
we bespeak for every one of them an extra
neck of oats.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

CoLoNIzATIoN.-It is rulnored that quite
a number of our young men, married as well
as single, contemplate colonizing some where
in the West, in the spring. We shall hate
to loose their familiar faces, but hope
the move, if made, viii prove to their adyan-
tage.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

His Honor, Judge Dreher, we learn from
the Honesdale papers, was suddenly taken
i'll in the midst OF a trial at that place week
before last. We are happy to learn that he
regained his usual health, and was able to
proceed with the Court business ofPike Co.,
last week.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The sleighing still continues excellent, but
it has been SO long on hand that our people
have had a surfeit of it, and almost begin to
hope they have about seen the last of ''the
beautiful, &C., for this season.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The abolition of the iranking priv
lege will be a little severe on the patent
out>iles. 1t provides that papers "wholl,"
printed 10 the country may circulate f ee
Of potage in the counties IN which they
are printed No provisions for the half
imported literature.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

IF there is as much drunkenness on the
streets again as there was last Saturday
night, we shall begin to try to convince our
selves that local option is played out in this
ancient borough.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Mr.. VIM. Fl. Hunter, has been delivering
a series of Sabbath School and Temperance
Lectures to our people for a week past. The
have been well attended, and have
not we trust been without their good result.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Rev. G. w. e. Graft viii deliver a Lee
ture on Love, Courtship and Marriage, at
the NJ. L. Church, Delaware Water Gap,
on Tuesday evening, February 18th. Pro-
ceeds for benefit of the church.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

A Concert, under the management OF the
Misses Kanouse, viii be given at Williams
Hall this evening. As the performers are
all Stroudsburgers and pupils of Miss u. a.
Kanouse, they should, by all means, be greet
ed with a full house.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Mr.. B. j. Hull, a finished workman, and
a real artist in the marble line has succeeded
Mr.. J.. L. Erdman in the monument and
grave stone business. He is an u~ntiring
workman and we hope he may have his
hands full of business.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

More Snow, with some drizzle, and a
of rain on Sunday last. Monday. a
between old Sol aud Winter, in which
former made considerable impression.
Over coats dull-over shoes active.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

There is a white monkey in the Cen
trail Park collection who will not associate
with the colored ones, which is the most
striking bit of evidence yet brought for
ward, perhaps, in support Of Darwiu's
theory of the decent of man.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1873.

PERsoNAL.-Mr. James S. Shoemaker
Of Fort Wayne, Indiana, a former Monroe
county boy, is spending a season with his
friends in Middle SmithfeId.
David Shoemaker, of Kansas, a son ofthe
late Michael Shoemaker, is also sojoining
hereabouts. Both look as though living IN
the West agreed with them.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

What is going to be done on the 22d day
Of February? The day that gave birth to
the man who was first in peace, first in war,
and first in the hearts of his countrymen,"
should not be allowed to pass by without
notice.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

His many friends viii be pleased to learn
that DR.. \. L. Peck who has been confined to
his home for some time past, seriously i'll, is
able to be about again.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

We learn that several new instruments are
to be purchased soon, for the new band"
so that we expect to hear the correct version
Of its startling the midnight aH in a short
time.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The practice Of the boys making Skating
Kinks out of the sidewalks is rather dan
gerous. 1t should not be allowed. This, as
much for the sake of boys as the traveller.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The ~Stroudsburg Preachers Meeting will
re-assemble in the Me. Church on Monday,
February oath, at > o'clock, P. NJ. Every
member is requested to be present.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Erie has been selected again as the
location Of the next State Fair. and the
23d, 9th. 25th. and Goth OF September.
designated as the time for holding it.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The Phoenix boys contemplate taking their
steamer out for practice, on Saturday next.
\ good thing as the Riding of our sidewalks
FROM their unsightly ornaments, will proba-
bly, be a consequence.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

An order Of Improved Red Men, was in
stltuted in this place on Monday last. The
new Council assumed the name of ''Mini-
sink. Why not "Analomink" as being a
name well known in the neighborhood, and
much the prettier of the two.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Go to NJ. L. Phillips, restaurant and con-
dictionary for oysters, the largest and best in
Only 81 per hundred.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Mr.. Peter Robson, on Monday last,
killed a valuable horse which was rendered
useless, after losing a hoof.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Numerous sleighing parties passed through
our streets last week.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

There is now every prospect that the bill
to reduce letter postage to two cents will be-
come a law.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Go to Phillips restaurant and confectionery
for good cigars and tobacco, opposite the NJ.
+. Church.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The flock of nine sparrows which made
their appearance here in the fall has dwin-
died down to a single bird. Sorry for that.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

They marry young women at auction IN
China. Here they are disposed of at private
sale.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

~Stroudsburg juveniles 60 for a sleigh as
they pass up and down our streets, like a
lot of Yahoo Indians for an emigrant train.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

NJ. L. Phillips has the largest and best
stock of French and American candies in
town. Try them.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The short days that everybody breads, ex.
cept gas companies and kerosene oil dealers,
are departing.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Bingham Young is under the impression
that ~polygamy is good for 200 years yet in
the United States.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Beautiful days were Monday and Tuesday,
but the nights were too cool tor general
standing around.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

A Buffalo paper announces that by the
recent burning of an ice house there.
2O,00O tons of lee were" reduced to ashes"
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Don't forget that NJ. l.. Phillips has just
opened his place of business up town, oppo-
site the VI. L. Church.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Go to Phillips for fruit candies and oys-
tiers, prices lower than before the fire.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

We occasionally get a snuff, now a days,
ofsprings balamy air-Delightful.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

For SasC.-Two new seven Octave
for sale at the Washington Hotel.
Dec. 10 '72-tf.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

Who are going to be the first movers in
gas and water companies for Stroudsburg?
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

New York city imported $4,000, 900.
worth Of dry goods.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20
Why not have a Town clock2

The ides of March are upon US.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The President of the ID. l.. & w. Railroad
has concluded to curtail the expenses of his
corporation, by Withdrawing the publication
of the Time Table from the papers printed
along the road. The consequence is that the
public will have to guess at the time of the
departure of the trains from the several sta
tons, Editors will have to pay down for the
occasional rides which they take over the
road, and for which they have heretofore
paid some $50 per aunum in shape of adver-
tising, and the railroad company will not save
a penny. A wise man is Sam. Sloan, Prcsi-
dent of the Del. Lack. & Western Railroad,
truly and the public, rail-men as well and
everybody else, think, a very small one two
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

The Constitutional Convention, on the
2Sth ult, adopted the following section
in regard to the election of members OF
the Legislature. and the term for which
they are to be elected
An election for members Of the general
assembly shall be held on the day fixed
tor the general election next succeeding
the adoption OF the constitution, and al
the general election held every two year,
thereafter. Their term of Office shall be
gin on the first day of December next
succeeding their election.
When any vacancy occurs in either
house, the governor shall issue a writ Of
election to fill such vacancy for the re
maiDder of the term in which such va
fancy shall have occurred.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, 1873-02-20

"L't bN ~ ChilIDhENg
some crying, swearing and praying. The
captain and pilot were together, and the
latter was heard saying, al you want to
save yourselves, make for the top mast"
to which many people rushed. Ia a quar-.
ter of an hour a tug picked up the second
boat with thirty occupants, and then
steamed for some time round the
spot, where, about three quarters of an
hour after being struck,
II No~RTBFLEET WENT DOWN,
head first, with awful suddcnness, with
227 souls on board at that moment the
first boat was one hundred yards and the
second only twenty or thirty from the
vessel. The first boat, after landing the
women, put out to the scene Of the week
and saved five men who were trying to
swim to shore. A lugger took of the
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04
Cheap Farms! Free Homes I!

ON Incline Of the Union Pacific Railroad
100000 acres OF The best Farming and
Mineral Lands In America
3o0O GOO acres in Nebraska, in Platte
Valley, now for sale.
Mild Ciimate--FcrtiIc Soil.
For grain growing and stock raising unser-
passed by any in the United States.
Cheaper in Price, more favorable terms,
and more convenient to market than can be
found elsewhere.
Free Homes to actual settlers.
The best location for Colonies-Solders
entitled to a Homestead Of 1850 acres.
Send for new Descriptive Pamphlet with
new maps, published in English, German.
Swedish end Danish, mailed free eyer5 where,
Address, o. +. DAVIS.
Land com'r u. R. R. Co., OMAHA, Nnp.
" FEUlft
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04
I'ne Printer's ESTATE. III

We find the following remarks, which all
printers and publishers will agree in calling
sensible, in an exchange, and commend
them TO the attention Of the reader. They
will apply to all localities in which newspa.
pers circulate Ns4
"'rhs printers dollars where are thew ?
A dollar here and dollar there, scattered
over the numerous small towns, all over tha
country. miles and miles apart how shall
they be gathered togetherg The paper max.
err the journeyman compositor, the build.
ing owner, the grocer, the tailor, and all as.
sisthnts to him IN carrying on his business
have their demands, hardly ever so small ne
single dollar But the mites from hara
and there mnst be diligently gathered. and
patiently boarded, or the wherewith to dis,
charge the liabilities will never become suf.
liciently bulky. We imagine the brintpr
will have TO get up an address to his widely
scattered dollars something like the Golew-
ing: m
Dollars, halves, quarters, dimes, and MI
manner Of fractions into which You aare di,,
vided, collect yourselves and come home.
You are wanted Combinations Of ali sorts
Of men that help to make the printer d pro-
prietor gather in such force and demand
with such good reasons your appearance al
this counter, that nothing short of you viii
appease them. Collect yourselves, for val
uabe as you are you will never pay tho cost
of collecting. Come here in single file, that
the printer may form you in battalion, and
send yop forth 0gain to battle for him, and
vindIcate his feeble credit.
" Reader, are you sure you haven't d cou-
.pe Of the printers dollars sticking about
your clothes? II you have, order them
home immediately. .-New Jersey Mechan-
ic. fttsoe n
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

II is not physic whcih may give tempora
ry relief to the sufferer for the first few doses
but which, frlm continued 9use brings Piles
and kindred diseases to aid in weakening the
Invalid, nor is it doctorcd liquor, which,
under the popular name Of @Blttcrss isiexten-
siyely palmed off onthe pnbhous sovereign
remedies, but it's o MOST Powerful TONIC
,ASn ALrKRATlvEsp pronounced SO by tho,leadihg
medical authorities OF London and Paris, and
has long been used by the regular physicians
Of other countries with wonderful remedial
results. af. s1etaa t I%EW8
DR.. Wells Extract Of Jurubeba
retains all the medical virtues peculiar 10 the
plant and must be taken as a permanent cura-
tive agent. a
is THERE WANT OF AN ACTION IN
YOUR LIVER ANDiSFLEENg Unless re-
licved at once, the Blood becomes impure by
deletcrious secretions, producing scrofulous
OF skin diseases, Blotches, Felons, aPustules,
Canker, Pimples, &c, sc. F
Take JURUBEBA to cleanse purify and
restore the vitiated blood to healthy action.
HAVE YOU A DYsPEPTIG STOMACH
Unless digestion is promptly aided the sys :
tenn is debilitated with loss Of vital force.
poverty of blood, dropsical tendency, general
weakness or lassitudc.
Take it to assist digestion without reac-
tiop, it viii impart youthful Yigor to the
weary sufferer.
HAVE YOU WEAKNESS OF THE IN
TESTINES ? You are in danger of chronic
dinrrhoea or the dreadful inflammation OF the
bowels.
Take it to alay irration and ward off the
tendency TO inflammation.
Z HAVE YOU WEAKNESS OF THE
Uterine or Urinary Crgansg You must pro-
cure instant relief or You are liable to suffer,
ing worse than death,
Take it TO strengthen organic weakness or
life becomes burden.
Finally il should be frequently taken to
keep the system in perfect health or you are
otherwise in great danger Of malarial, MAS
matte or contagious diseases.
JOHN Q. KELLOGG, Is Platt ST. N. Y,
Sole agent for the United States
Price one dollar per bottle, Send for Circular
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04
NElElA The Great Cause
aK5AE Of
HUMNN MTSERY


Jnst Published, in Scaled Envelope Price, i cents
g A Lecture on the Nature, Treat
MENT, AND RADICAIf Cure Of Spormator-
rlr@a, or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary
Emissions, Sexual Debility, and Impediments
to Marriage generally Nervousness, Con-
sumption, Epilepsy, and Fits; Mental and
Physical Ineapacity, resulting from sellAAbuse,
etc. BY ROBERT ]. CULV ERW ELL, M. D. /,
author Of thei"Green Book" etc,
~ The Wolld-renowned author, in this admi-
rahle Lecture, clearly proves from his own
experience that the awful consequences of
Self Abuse may be efectually removed without
dangetous surgical operations, bougies, in
struments, rings, or. cordial, pointing ont a
mode Of cure at once certain and eifectual BY
which every sufferer, no matter what his con-
ditioh may be, may cure himself cheanly,
privately and radically. THIS LECTURE
WILL PROVE A BOON TO THOUSANDS
AND THOUSANDS. 5ssl ca,,,,
Sent Under seal, in plain envelope to any address,
POSTPAID, on receipt Of six cents, or twopO stnmus
Also. DR.. Cuiverwcils Marriage 6iilaen price
twenty-five cents.
Address the Publishers. ClAS. j. KEINE&sO. ].
l2I BoweTy, New YORK. P0stoice box 1856. tfebl-y
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

For DYSPEPSIA, Indigestion, depression
Of spirits, and general debility in their va
rious forms also preventive against fever
and ague, and other intermittent feYers, the
erro-phosphorated Elixir Of Galisaya,n I
made BY Oaswell, Hazard & Co., New
York, apd sold BY all druggists, is the best
tonic, and as tonic for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness it has no
equal
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

VINO WIZ sUFrEE?-1tis now "a years
since DR., Tobias Venitian Lnemont was
put before the publci warrantng it tocure
chrome rheumatism, headache cuts, burns,
bruises, Old sores, pains in the limbs, back
and chest, and it'has never failed. Sold by
all druggists, Depot, 10 Park Place, New
York I.s
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04
AGENTS. WANTED--s75 % $3.50

AGENTS WANTED--$75 TO $3.50
per month, everywhere, male and female, to
introduce Genuine Improved Common Sense
Fumily Sewing Machine. This machine will
stitch hem, iell, tuck, quilt, cord, bind, braid,
and cmbroider in q most superior MANNER
Price only Sl5. Fully licensed and warranted
for iiYe years. we will pay $1,000 for any
machms that win sew IA stronger; merebea
tiiul, sor more elastic seam than oSrs. II
makes the Elastic Lock Stch." Every sec
ond stitch can be cut, and still the cloth can
not be pulled apart without tearing H. we
pay agents $75 10 $3.50 per month and ex.
penses, Or a commission from which twice
that amount can be made. Address,
sEGoMB & CO., Boston, Mass; Pitts
burg, Pa; Chicago, ILL.,, ,or St, Louis, Mo,
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

Tlrr poet Of the Lynchburg News hasn't
been particularly lucky. In an ode to his
girl he says Keen is your SORROW; but
keeneris my griefn The compositor, Who
lost his undermost hickle on b top row.-tho
night before, set up, but Keno is MY grief
slq ~ fgGsE
WREN p inches Of snow yield. 3 inches Of
water, how much milk will a COW give fed
on English turnips? 10 ascertain, multi
ply the flakes Of snow by the hairs on a
cows tail, and then divide the product by a
tnrnip, add pound Of chalk, and the sum
will be the answer.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

TnE SEcREs or BEAUTY. What is it? no
longer asked, for the world Of fashion and
all the ludies know that is produced BY
using delightful and harmless. toilet prepa-
ration known as G w. I4aird's "Bloom Of
YOUTH Its beautilylng effects are truly
wonderful. Depot Gold st., n. Y.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

DoN'r SLIGHT Your TEETH- Remember
that upon their labor, the health Of the
stomache depends. Keep them perfect,
and in order TO 40 50, manipulatethem with
q brush dipped in the fragrant Sozodont,
once or twice q day.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04
Special Notices.

AsTuA-Any medicines which will allie
viate the Paroxisms of this dreadful dis
ease will be hailed with Joy by thousands Of
sufferers. The certificates which accompany
Jonas Whitcomb's remedy, are from the
most reliable sources and attest to its won
derfnl power, even in the most severe cases.
Joseph Burnett & Co, proprietors, Boston.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

PRATT's ASTRAL On has worldwide
reputation as the surest and best ilumina-
ting oil. Over two million gallons have
been sold for the past two years from which
no accidents Of any description huve
occurred. Send for circulat OH House Of
Ghas, Pratt, Established lTT0, New York.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

ily, from city to city. from state to state,
the fame of DIR. Walkers Vegetable Vine
gar Bitters as a specific for all derange-
ments Of the stomache, bowels and liver, is
continually extending Ita voluntary mis-
sions are innrmerable, and pnblic enthusi-
asm in its favor spreads faster than prai-
re fire. rglt
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

WE HAVE FREQUENTLY Heard mothers
say they would not be without Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup, from the birth Of the
child untlit has finished with the teething
seige, under any consideration whatever
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

IAN Illinois schoolboy has been fiped by
q police magistrate for kissing the school
mistress under what. precise CRIMINAL stat.
ute i not stated. lie was likely punished,
not Tor the kissing, but for beng caugit'at
u, and he deserved it, too. Boys muatlearn
to be sly about those things.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

TntNew York World says that the Rev.
Fredrick Howlett,an English astronomer Of
some distinction, announces his discovery
Of some more little spots on the sun which
have easily escaped the notice Of other oB-
servers, as they only cover about thousand
million square miles. 'st
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

TuE United States will duplicate It's bonds
in case they are destroyed BY fire or other
wise u the holder can identity them by nuln-
PER ara description. It would be prudent
lor holders Of these bonds to keep about
thslh OF in some other secure place, an ac-
cuaie description Of such securities.
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

Two lrshmen were working ID quarry,
when one Of them fell into deep quarry
hule. The other; alarmed, came 10 the mar
gin Of the hole and called oat, "Arrah, Pat,
are ye kilt entirely If ye're dead, spake.'
Fat reassnred him from the boItum 6y say.
ing, No, Tim, I'm not dead, but I'm spach-
less"
The Magnolia gazette., 1873-01-04

GIVE Us 4 TRIAL,