The Leavenworth weekly times. [volume] (Leavenworth, Kan.) 1870-1880, 1873-10-30

A Fashionable Nes mons.

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While wus preaching 4 young lad
I asked
"HoW can We tell 'skoddy' people, CGc'
Eli p
This wsy, nv friends: When strang'
family arrives al orr ho'ei, you mus, waicf
them cio-eiy. ID viniy pct up certain in
faiiible signs to dis m uish the ignorant snd
vulgar from the children OF culture ano
virtue.
/. Ii the lady Genes into the parlor with
diamond ring On me outside Of her glove
il il safe to AK her how much she gets a
week. Hear, hear and several Ladies
put their hands under their panlers
HProsidence erec's dyed mo'istache
over the mouth of man, II Is 10 show that
ne Ea gambler or vuigarlan. Cheers,
when two American Club men, gambler
and four pusilIsts from Baltimore, put Their
hands over their moustaches
5. Ii, when that new family enter or leave
q room, the gentlemen rush ahead, leaving
the ladies to follow, there Is something
ehoddy somewhere
4. II the man presents the ladies to the
gentlemen, instead OF rice rersd, and they
all shake hands on hr.t pre-rn'stI"n, theL
yon may kno" they hail from oh ely.
D. III, Wheo they go 10 nihnei, thev 90
nothing but loudly order the WATERS
around, and talk ab,ut the vine, you car
make up your mind that they are the hr-'
walters they nave eve: had anu the mrs
vine they ever drank. u they pick then
teeth at the table, or take out their fal-s
teeth and rinse them IN the tn,ntler,
voice, "Shoot them on the sPol yes, Ia,
friends. say that to their teeth:
Ii, when gentleman sits IN the Parlor
talking to q lady, he doesn't sit up Straight,
but sprawls all over the sofa, put the so!es
OF bis boots on the lsdy's dre-', on the inrni-
ture, or wipes his shoes on his own whit
linen panialoons. you'd better refuse an IN
PRODUCTION to him. Applause, wen eighi
young fellows, who sat with their les rsdia-
ting like the wings OF wincmill, or sprawl
ing one foot crO's-leeged in the empty air,
wnirled Themselves r gnt aide up.
z. II the ladies' in that parry wh'tewash
their faces, redden their lips, black their
eyebrows, or bronze or yello~ their hair.
inst you think this Is another sign which
Providence puts up 40 you can shun them
Enamel and hair-dye are social beacon
iighis, to enable You to keep Il the rock
OF CyPria. Just yon keep away from snch
people, for they are wolves ia sheeP's cloth
ing.
Voice frou, young ladv-" Blu. We want
TO loOa beautiful. Mr.. Perkins"
But this will not make you beaulifui, nay |
children. Anv sweetheart wh1 Ii =. stall |
low AZ to tax. waitewa-h for the human skin, |
or rouge for the rose cheeks of nature, is too |
much of sap bead 70 make a good hus
band, and if he ia smart enough TO see
through your deception, why he will surely
leave Won in disgust. Applause bv the
gentlemen, while several ladies wip.d their
faces with their pocket handkerchies
S. II, when this family get into their car
risge to ride to the lake, the young ladies
appear in CANDY coiors, throw over their lap-
a bright yellow and red or blue afghan, aud
the coacbman wears 3 gold hat band, and a
sprawl tailed yellow livery, with velvet col
lar, and holds brassbe-pangled horses by
white reins, you may know that the owner
keeps livery stable, and that this il his
frat carrisge.
DR.. Chaplin told my uncle 10 consider this
story the other day 10 illustrate the opinion
some men have concerning the eject Of re-
liSion:
A pious old Kentucky de,con-Descon
Shelby was lannon's as a shie~d horse
dealer. One Gay Farmer Joaes Went over
to Bourbon County, taxing ms oiacH boy i'm
with him, to trade horses with Shelby: Al
ter good Deal OF nicSering they nnaiiy
made the trade, AND jim rode the rev ho'se
home:
asnt your MASTER AFRAID ,ne deacon
would get the oest OF MIN IN the trade
asked some Of the deacons neishoors, as jim
rode pas. ;.
tened with new inteiiisence' MaSsa
kinder Pious ia!e'y' ana ne ,'as on "ts gua'';
mel Cai,iorh'ah 10 oay WAC says ne
oon't oe'ieve Nhiha"en nave oio nary Gull
mon sense; ,.
nhey haven't ordinary sagaehy' uncle
why asked;
b-cause, ssia me- GROWING eAci.et' aDn"'
D. o.. a. ;,,:, h.C,,o ia,, hono
We out some tar aud feathers on one of them
Johnni,s out in Frisco. ju.t to have a little
finn and then Get fire 10 i, to amu.e the
children, and the darneI fool ran into a
cIotbes. press and spoiled dozen of INV wiie's
dresses putting Out the ire. though I toll
him better ali the time. Doy-on-it, il is
.,ou., n mae man lo.. faith in the
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we're irving 10 seize for board,
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that vsrbled up to the Fifth Avenue Hoie'