The Arizona sentinel., 1873-10-25
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 4 fellow named Tease waited m a crinoline named Cross. He tessed her unti! she ceased being Gross.
 A female writer on male fash ions says: "A gentien1an's dress is very incomplete without troW- sers."
 Theatrical amateurs will be plenty in Washington the coming winter. State sociables will also be numerous.
 Republics are tngratefal. Zach ary Taylor's grave has no n0nu- ment, and tall weeds have. grown around the hallowed spot.
 An Iowa man has been cured Of suu-str0ke by an attack Of fever and agaa. He now hopes tO be stSuck by iigh thing as remedy for the ague.
 ii hoy in Iowa, near the Mis- souri line, tickled a mules hind leg with 8 straw. His parents have uaGe a acquisition on inc Missouri Governor fer the pieces.
 An editor says the oniy reason he knows that his house was not blown away the other day, during & recent gale, was because there was a heavy mortgage Gn it.
 That WAS an unhappy editor who wrote that "White piGue costumes are DOW popular" and was graveiy informed by the proof next morning that 'v'hite pine coft11s are 0ot r0puiar-"
 This is from the Augusta Ga Chronicle: Delinquent subsor hefs should not permit their daughters 10 wear this paper for bUstle. There is So much due on Ii, that there is danger of talk ing coid.'
 An old woman in Maine crossed over q bridge that was marked "danger0us," without seeing the sign. On being informed of the fact on the other side she turned about n great alarm and re- crossing it.
 Tl ere vas a desire on inc part of teacher 10 make a scholar un- derstand what conscience is. She says: " What makes you feel bad after won have done WrOng?' "My papa" said the youth feel ingly.
 Dignifeti Cierk-"Are you go- ing 70 marry yourself" Face fious Patlandar-''3 3rrah, no", whin did iver we hear tell 0i a girt1en1an marrying himself !. Sure there's q lady Soin' to be married along wid me"
 ''Now. JshD, suppose there was 2 iOsd of hay on one side of ihe river and a jackass cn the othcf, and no bridge. and the rivers too wide to swim, how can the jack ass oct the hay?" ~ give il up.' y "NTell, that's just what the other jackass did"
 Iu & Californian obituary it is stated "that tie deceased waS'a person of q romantic nature. H6 placed the breech of hiS gua in the fire, and looking down the maggie, departed hence sp0nta- neousiy."
 i boy who was called up by his teacher for giving his sch0"lnlate biach. eye, pleaded that he only threw a bit of water Cn him; but eli being pressed iIz the cross ex, animation, he at last admitted that the water vas frozen.
 Barthe, the French dramatic author, was remarkable for sel- \ ishness. Calling upon a friend whose opinion he wished to have upon 8 new comedy, he found him in his last moments; out, nOtwith standing, proposed to him to hear it read. "COnsider," siiG the dying man, "that l have crly an hour to live" "Ah," replied Barthe, "but this will only occu- py hall the timo."
 During the late war Dr. -, entering the hospital surgery. met Paddy Doyle, the orderly, and asked him which fa consid : cred the most dangerous Of the many cases then in hospital ''Taat, sir" said Paddy, as with an indicative jerk Of the thumb, he pointed to where, on the ta- hIa. lay case Uf surgicsI instru ne1te.
 Sir Fletcher Norton, who was son1ewIat- iH-naEnered, when pleading before Lord Mansfield OF some question of man0riai rlghts, cliancc6 unfortunately t. say, My Lord, | car illustrate the point by an instance in ny oHn person: l myself have two little In&nors" The Judge i'm media;aly interposed with one of h}s biandcst smiles. "HTe all know #, Sir Fletcher