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The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18
Mrs. darlington on Domestics.

The plague of our usckccpers, ;
t'ssaide DR. Spoonor, as he sat with Mrs
Partingtol her little front parlor is
'cd6thestirsas They dou't work we'll; they
-aetRFe always troublesome: aud they make
aspsaih q 4 racs rs there's no living n peace
al al with them
Sea; aasIsm shore, am surprised to hear you
toS say So replied she; for mine is very
div different, 1t never gets deco a posed and
10 10 askttie Helm the joints makes all go a.
bise esn,ooih as can be-. iG Tf
Oil in the joints. madame?' the doc
tor almost screamed; that is inptoss ible
besides, it would be highly, improper
No domestic will submit, madame to be
nL&lsd anhlse joints: Impossible"
'Bnt my dear doctor, said Mrs Pa
ington' laying her finger on his coat
sleeve, II can insure you that it is not
impossible; and if you step into the mex
SoYP IJSilIshow you low 1 Iuoubra
my doniestics in every j'int, and nothing
improper. in it at ALL
Tie doctor looked ut her, halt aghast
his schse of propriety was in danger OF
. ~ bei;ig offended. Should he orahauld he
:. +, mol he, asked, and ndecided he should.
- 1lIcy eutcred tho SdjaceGt room and
Hetoppcd j. at the. threshold with surpr SC
n for there sat Ike at N 8, Pariugton's
Domestic sewing machine, making the
wheel rcyolve rapidly aud the needless
aTatsa Vemllderins gallop.. I
What are you doing with my Donetie
you bad'boyg said She sxcircdy.
Twas seeing if twuulInt make "A
lttidis ,iikesAuns Tildas sropl.cd he, get
ting out of the hnir, aud sriunIng, Dut
l"r there ISN'T aibitof noise in it. Aunt
- Tilda's is. like steam fire engine aud
icon otiyc-buliy. tell you?-b but 1'vo
~ bccn running this for half an hour, aud
.. etn't get even out of it,
ssa9S fiiia Partingt smiled, ~ ~.
~ 'Audthis then, is our domestic" re-
'.am riarkedithc doctor, rceasod of lis apple
he ion, Such an one m':st be iuvalua-
=, bic in quiet family whose viol snce can
be sibbea by merely drop of OIL
sal tTlc dct tor went put, aud Ike tulnel ]
hi attention to samming the stove door
il f,int ipilsiion vi Auut L.idi's ma
ohin,.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18
! old Jokes Re-Told.
~ sgaa 3'sege -17r n

sSse siiS ~ ts{- : = 'ai
sEkefcis one story wl,i-n, it is said
Washiagtan has related Of a man who,
wen, into ,Sh ipn.and asked FIR glass of
dirk ftom'the la dlord, who push5d fol-
ward a Wine glass about half the usual
sizeTthe tea cups also in that day were
not more than half the present size The
Landlord said: X, -
siiThR glass out of hich you are drink
iqgiiss iiss,4V a fsy ~ years Old
'WelLbsnid the thirsty traveller, con |
ts5aplatitansso Tbs lis diminutivo proportions,
,Ithink,itis the smallest thing for it's
age ever saw Z.
Tho story a,told is giving IS story
Off Athens 375 years before Christ Was
p9Ennuts ads su.., ,S p. o. .Gin,,l. l.,,,t III .
:gWhlyyiiiall these Irish bulls ard ,Grtok,i
-tevery ,one ofthem.li -,,rf,.,i ', ,i '-"; 1G
sS2Take The Irishman who carried around
abfifk as d specimen of ithe h&Hseca he,
hasbto sell:take the Irishaian Who shut,
Risssyes and look ed iato otho ,gllss t. see
howihhe YOU'D look when he wAs dead:I
tsks4heflri' hnan that bought "a cr.w!
aileagingtImt crows s'ywEisrrt,l We're reported %,
lye2o0s s5eaf S5eaffs,slap8 y pl8) lie laaGapt + set out
and Try IT, .,s = saIF el'' ,sa,;,i ,ri
Take the fis'hiln ffishimlnan III tha5t It met frieul
MRo; said 70 Ill p, n
sss ss1sW " hS sSifs,I, SliiafslI, heard you WIS dead.
etts' Well, ,Ssays the man L supyose YOU
sseAjm not pei ii4,.
:ssss II says he'll would believe
gheanlan who told me a good deal quicker
tdapIigould yon. :.,,,.,a..iS ..554 ,r.s5 u.
'S"W Wcif,, those are ar Greek a score
OF morc Of thenI ofths parable character
sdpsfro@ Athens, n = 4. ;rcr
Our old Boston pst,iots fslt that tar,
ring audIseathcring' tory was genuine
jratept.s Yatkeer frebrana Yankeeisp
hey little sined that when Richard
sGoenrrde Leon set out on one of his
.aSGssiisaaes, among the orders h. issued to
7 kl camp of soldiers was that any one
,sssalsalsroLbedl y a hen roost should be tarred
.papl Ltsalheredr Many a pian who lived
in copnectieqt has repeated the story of
efdEin9children to ithes limits tof the town
andi1siving them nsound 1thrashingl to
enforce their memory of the spot But
the Burguudians in France, in a law now
LOO years old att attribute Tafot in tho
east of'FrFnrs becaase It hadDaIlaw that
the edfiidrca shouhiabe iaken,,toIthc lin
its of 'hg district and ,herersappdly wip
ped i6,,pfdef tHas they might forever ,e-
member where the limirs cutie So we
have very few new things in that line
= " Wendell Phillips
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18
At Private Sale.

TIME PLANTATION forming ., part Of
4 tho Estate of the late Gel Keitt, and
known as the DARBY PLACE. The traat
consists Of about 600 acres, one half we'll
Timbcred, the remainder Rich, Bed Loan
Soil, adaptsdte Crops OF all kinds These
are the Finest Lands in the District, and
we've ralaed at $40 per aero In 1866 Weuid
fourth cash, the remair or in three install
ments bearing interest from date and so-
cured by mortgage Of tho Same.
This ia spleadid chance for any enc De.
string 10 secure Rich Lands, Ene Water Pow
er, excellent Cattle Range and RehEed
Nefi..ihaoShoqd. Apply ~
a.. y. A, KNIT,
81 Or II ~ EsNf
Jan 6
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Ankles,

There's music in lady's foot,
And well the ladies know it;
And she who has a pretty one q
Isprsity sure 10 show it; s7,
AT timcs'you, too, are in artyred by
The nicest Hitle ankle,
That shoots aa arrow through The eye,
witlfRfsStEE@tS To ssulJe1 y
q aa.
Bat when Il trips along thc streets,
Through winck ndymud, and vapor, -.
BY sheSfest Seoident -yonisee ESVS u
How beautiful the taper; ,.,
Aud as steps upon the walk,
Amidthe crowd to minglc, p.
Two roguish eyes look up and say, E. ;,sr
Lwonder If he's single? ,."
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18

Every year increases the popu-
larity of this valuable Hair Prep
aration, which is due to merit
alone. We can assure our old
patrons that it is kept fully up to
its high standard and it is the on
ly reliable and perfected prepare.
ton for restoring GRAY OR FADED
HAIR to its youthful color, making
it soft, lustrous, and silkcn. The
scalp, by its use, becomes white and
clean. It removes all eruptions and
dandruff, and, by it's tonic proper =
ties, prevents the hair from falling
out, as it stimulates and nourishes
the hair-glands. By its use, the
hair grows thicker and stronger.
In badness, it restores the capillary
glands to their normal vigor, and
will create new growth, except in
extreme old age. 1t is the most
economical HAIR-DRKss1Na ever
used, ss 'itirequires fewer yapplica-
TONS and gives the hair a splendid,
glossy appearance. A. A. Hayes,
MID, State Assayer Of Massachu-
sets, says, "The constituents are
pure, and carefully selected for ex-
cellent quality; and L consider it
the Bnsr PREPARATION for it's
intended purposes
Call b.,..
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18

oS DO $40 PER DAYiAgensu.
pO WANTED! All classes OF working
people, Of either sex, yonng or old, mako
more money at work for us in their spare
moments, or all the time, than at anyshing.
else. Particulars free Address
G. STINsoN Il CO..
sept S~-lo' Portland. Maine.
The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-01-18
SOUTH CAROLINARAILRoAD
W 1sssl ), IzsEEIE5i

CHAEtEsr6S, s. c. December %, 1871, =
TAN AND AFTER SUNDAY DEcgMBRR
W "a, the Passenger Train on che soatH
Carolina Railroad willrun as foll0ws
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31

Dan Rice advertises that old maids can visit
his show at half price but he never had female
call Tor halfprice ticket.
Which is the Oldest. Miss Antiquity, old Aunty
Dluyian, Miss Am Terror, Miss Ann Cestor,
Miss Ann I Mundane or Miss Ann Cedent
An old edition of Morses Geography says :
Albany has 400 dwelling houses aud 2,4O6 in
habi,ants, all standing with their gabe-ends to
the streets"
" Nothing in the world beats good wife" said
Jones' the newly Unmarried. Yes" answered
Smith, the long. married, bad husband does"
Before bustles came INTO fashion there was a
chance for newspapers to display enterprise but
now all Of them are behind in their makeup.
At Louisville appeared in the railway station
q pretty girl. bareooted, with pair Of shoes and
bag in her hand On inquiry it appeared that
she had walked eighteen miles from Salt river to
be married to the young fellow of her heart
She was modest. and being annoyed by the OBJ
servation which she had attracted marched off in
search Of her intended. We are little afraid
that she has thrown herself away.
About one hundred young girls in the criminal
reformatory near Bath, England, rose in open
mutiuy, recently, on account of their dislike for
q leE laundry matron. They broke the windows
Of the laundry scaled the walls outside, and bar
ricaded themselves in a room. Their conduct
was SO violent and tigerish that police had to be
sent for from Bath and Bradford to break down
the barricade and take them into custody.
It's related that Miss Anna Dickinson was
about to deliver her lecture on Joan D'Arc," in
a small western town, aud 1t was considered ne
oessary that she should be introduced to the au-
dIence. The task fell upon the chairman of the
lecture committee, worthy individual, but not
very well versed in the history of the language of
the lamented La Pucele. Ladies and gentle
men," said be, advancing TO the front Of the plat
form, Miss Dickinson will address you, tonight,
on the life aud adventures of John Dark, one of
the greatest heroes Of antiquity. We are not as
familiar with antiquity as We ought to be, owing
to the long time since antiquity but one thing
is certain, aud that is that Miss Dickinson can
tell Us all about the most remarkable of them all
John Dark"
A project is on foot among numerous New
York ladies' for forming an insurance company
having only women for officers, agents and policy
holders. The wives of eminent merchants and
fnanciers, several well-known literary ladies' and
some of the foremost names in general society,
ara slraadv On the list of those deenlv interested
They have mstured their plan with care, and q
circslar viii be issued inviting the cooperation
Of women throughout the country, and subscrip
tons to the capital stock of a mixed company,
but one in which all the profits beyond legal in
terest on the capital, are to be returned to the
poIcy-holders. By employing women as agents
and clerks, and allowing low commissions, not to
exceed Eve per cent, they expect to make large
savings above any company now existing
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
The Courts.


NNN"NN eNsAAftHA NtNNsttA-ANh"t
Is, Of cnscs heard before Hon, A. Fernandez,
cir'ui, Jadgo, In Chamber
n PROBATE
Nov. s-Esiate Of nikiau Of Tsmakualoa-Pc,i.
TO, Tor probate OF will. Heard, the viii rejected.
December term next
NV. il-2S-Estatc OF Kalaipaihala Of Lahalua--
By lrict Of Circuh Court, June term last the pctl.
uot OF the widow OF the deceased was rcmandcd 10
CiruR Judge Tor vodacauon Petition heard aud
theNidow's claim proven.
Nov ls-Estatc oi Plpn Of waikapu-pctlllon
Tor appointment OF administrator, continued nom
ScTt Is Heard and Kcauu appointed udministm.
tot
Estate Of Nspapal, Naturalization iorapPolnt-
mcit o. administrator Heard, aud Lhl appointed.
fsiaio Of Nspcahi. fionokohau-Pclliou for ap'
pohimcat Of administrator Heard, aud kainalna
an Latapa ". appointed.
Nov. is-Esiaio oi Kcawe, Naturalization for
appointment Of administration. Heard, and Gov.
Ns,aololua appointed,
Noy. et-Estaic Of Eliza X. Baker, Lahalua-Pe.
iiisn Tor probate Of viii Heard, and will admitted
70 lrohstc.
nov. s6-Es,aic Of Kckualele, Lahaiua-Petiton
foriischargc OF administrator, SC Continued from
Set L. Heard, accounts approved.
lee. S-Esiatc OF n. T. Bennett, OF Honolulu
Peiion Tor discharge Of administrator, &c. Heard,
accounts approved, property distributed, and ad-
mhistraior discharged.
Estate OF Charles Cockct, waikapu-petitlon for
prbaie Of viii. Heard and will admitted TO pro-
bre
Estate Of kapaweuweu, Honokohau-Peiltionio for
dcree Of heirs. Heard and the heirs declared.
Estate OF Honokaipo, Standardization for dis
carge OF administrator, &c. Heard and admins
iAior discharged.
CIVIL AND CRIMINAL.
Nov. 6-Rcx vs. Kahopena-Assault and battery
.ppcal from Police Court, Lahaina. Found guilty
lad sentenced.
Nov. 24-w. NJ S. Association vs.. Kaumealani-
losortion Of service. Appeal from Police Court,
..ahaiua. Judgment in favor Of defendant.
Dec l-Paaluhi VS. Kamaka-Trover. Appeal
rom District Court, Makawao. Judgment for de-
cndant by default Appeal taken by plaintiff 10
Circuit Court next June term.
Dec. 4-John White VS.. H. Cornwell-Damages.
Appeal from District Court, Waikiki. Judgment
IN favor Of plaintiff
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31


~ r uh1 trusts
~- u fls Press "a riass OF cider
- iz-as7z1 G. ;is ocaan-f-0uoia5s-
r--- --s ---.-i-- i--a.l-sr and r;s,e-,
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-s~s
,,
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me o-i's o
e hg1r ue take a Thermometer uP ths
Us keFr warn % @ cold day. the womei
t-r a. C-T,l und the men doable Tie Horn
r-u- Il N.u Rezr,-s .fe men are 50 modes
sn1 a-er 6a-s aut rlsk more ihau one ere on ID,
ra-a5 suu-t
et So s--~. -s.u E--t s--l-s o- tbs r-r;o-
rah E-z. oszui.tss slisise at Barring
t1- Iau1. -scalE
S.--s u5f a -5ruia,i5p Of Fttle owe.
.-r ur5 O. t.H millions. beasts OF four hundred
s-z ---,-. s.r- a-s uastlr naners
u-i~a.t-.- -sr,-,sse- Ike SIRE 5Brer Re.
--. y. :. -,--- "a ---Ft ~ trar his Deirb,ors .
~, ,..---. A. = ,lrsrs Is On hand
,s..--.-- =. -. 49,.
- -
-s- -. = -, -, r..ls,,.,ls c,,u-rb
-,
~. - 80. !.
- n'-iu.'
~. -. 49, = -.'--i' . = Dei's 'u'
- '-s --- '''O' -O'os
Ia Fr1siae1i q ne United States says that IN
81 lll1 uassaE' hs 81 axe ground ~ iaSor
- e'--i'- = ''''' 'lslle' y me
-s-se ss
An iura eatu us rroiz 2 During the past week
~s hars been VISITING the soions OF the country
--.,.----...--,----
Lae Fzes-ns gaaiiis q EhisSey Is 50 oaa
t1l- llas neiils L cone q -lfes' i's con-
suHFa11 ne coming generation VII leave no
- ''' '' '-'Ds's wees
A ry ca1' isl'V, sac az oia man 70 a
t-la1-- an Teak ana broken Gown with age
use- q SAA .11l'es ioa1a tne para ever!
oE ~ n'' e-a ou'g s-iA nan way foona ana
na1E as-lr
Womeu az SD % be adapted Tor employ
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
DIR. j. COLLIS BROWNIES
Y NJ Il
IsTHE ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE.


UNHE PUBLIC ARE CAUTIONED AGAINST
l. the unfounded statements frequently made chat
the composition Of CHLR0DYNE is known to Chem
lists and the Medical profession" The fact is Chic
rodyne discovered and invented by DR.. ]. COL
LIS BROWNE Tex Army Medical Staff, and so
named by him, and it has bafied all attempts at anal
ysis by the first Chemists of the day. The method
and Of the preparation have never been pub
lished. 1t is obvious, therefore, that anything sold
under the name, save DR.. j. C0LLIS BROWNIES
CHL0R0DYNE, is spurious imitation.
CAUTI0N.-Vie Chancellor Sir W. p. Wood stated
that DR.. Coils Browne undoubtedly the inventor
of Chlorodyne.
REMEDIAL USES AND ACTION.
This invaluable remedy produces quiet refreshing Sleep
relieves pain am the system restores the deranged uc
on and stimulates healthy action Of the secretons Of the
body without creating any Of those unpleasant results at
tending the Of opium. Old and young may take at all
y marvellous good and wonderful cures while
medical exol its virtues extensively using it in
terry Darrh@a Colcs, Coughs Asthma, Rheumatism, Neu
ralgia, Whoopng Cough, CramP Hysteria, &c.
EXTRACTS FROM MEDICAL OPINIONS
The Right Hon Earl Russell communicated the College
the the remedy ofany service
Cholera was OHLOBODYNE.-see Lancet Dec. 81 1854
DR.. Lowe Medical Missionary in India reports Dec 1869
that in nearly every Of Cholera in which Dr. j. C0LLIs
BROWNIES CHL0R0DYNE was administered the patient
Extract from Medical Tnlss Jan IL chlorodyne
prescribed By Of orthodox medical practitioners OF
would not thus be snguary popular did It not
Extract from the General Board Of Health London as to
its aeyi Cholera" So strongly convinced Of the
immense value Of this remedy that cannot too fociby
urge the necessity Of adopting 1t in all cases"
CAUTI0H-None genuine without the words " Dr.. J.
COILS BROWNE on the Government Stamp. 0VerWhem-
ing medical testimony accompanies each bottle
Sole Manufacturer, J.T. DAVENPORT,
80, Great Russell St. Bloomsbury London.
Sold in Bottles at Is 11zi 2s. 0d, and Is. Cd.
Agents in New York, ". II. scHiETFHIs Co. and J. c.
WILLS. Alton
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
TAR

OTOoKHoLM, IN BBLs. AND HALF BBLs.
y American Tar in bbls. For sale By
BOLLEs 1 co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
Manila Cigarsl

A sMALLLOT OF ZHOsE SUPERIOR QUALITY
IA CIGARS, just received. These cigars, ars like
those We had about year snes and pr1nouussd %
be the best article offered in this market during the last
twenty years Specially pat mp for us290 cigars IN
BoLLEs Z co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
HEMP CANVAS.
BOLLEs Co.

ID UssIA DUCK. HEMP SAIL TWTNE, COTTON
HI Duck, assorted numbers, Cotton Sail Tsins. as
sorted sizes. For sale By
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
PITCH

CtTOCKHOLM PITCH IN Bills AED IP. BBLs.
- Wilmington Pitch in bbls. For sale by
8 BOLLEs co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31

ENGLIsH IRON-sTOCK ANCHORs-wEIGHT
u from 100 lbs. to 1000 lbs. For sale BY
6 BOLLE5 4 co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
SPERM CANDLES.

A ssoRTED SIZES. PUT up IN CARTOONS
n and warranted the genuine article.
For sale By t0 BoLLEs 4 CO.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
CHAIN GABLES.

OIZEs FROM SIS TO ] SIS INCH SMALL
- Chain in quantities to suit. For sale By
BOLLE5 3 co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
A GREAT REMEDY!
Such's California Asthma Cure |!

TUNO THE PUBLIC.-EOr the past two years
IL have been subject to coughing spells, es-
pecIaly in the morning. I would awake This
cough last terminated In asthma;
this being disease hereditary family Last Au-
gust, 1872, seized with most attack OF
asthma coughed much that It seemed to take away
ali strength could nothing without its giving me
pain in the chest and lungs called a doctor
took his medicine but purpose. recommended
go into climate and went san Jose but
change Of climate had effect and when left San Jose
expected TO finally tried this REMEDY
which such relief at that continued taking
and effected complete and radical cure. / am now as
hale and hearty In my life. have recon-
mended 1t TO Others and it invariably produced
happy results recommend 1t TO the public because
believe, remedy for asthma, It has equal
Yours &c, FRANCIS L SUCH.
SAN Francisco March II, 1s73.-To all icdom Il may
conee-Ths is to certify that had cough for
many years took all medicines could hear OF for
coughs and the asha but all lost Its effect few days
and being well acquainted with the vegetable kingdom
have made gallons for myself and all had about the
several days taking, until Mr. such, the Good
Samaritan, along with bottle OF his CALIFoRssIA
ASTHMA CURE which helped me very much Ny case be
ing Of long standing truly recommend the medicine
to others Respectfully yours DR. L. GILPIN,
103 Geary street, San Francisco.
"a Send for Circulars to DILLINGHAM; & CO.,
$50 3m Sole Agents In the Hawaiian Islands
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
CORDAGE.

HEMP AND MANILA CORDAGE,
IL Assorted Sizes. For sale by
s BOLLEs co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31

Polar and Sperm Oil,
I'm QUANTITIES To sUTr.-For sale BY
il AZ BOLLES & co.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31

California Saloon, Pilot Bread,
A ND CRACKERS GENERAL AssoET0fENT-
Also, A Few Cases Medium, in small Cakes,
Suitable for the Retail Trade. For Sale BY
AZ BOLLES & CO
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
SPUNYARN,

uToRMLINE, HOUsELINE. sEIZING. MAR
w LINE, &c. For sale By
6 B0LLES CO.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
POLAR OIL.

A FEW CASKS OF VERY SUPERIOR QUALITY
u For sale By (5) B0LLEs 4 0C.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
BOOKS & STATIONERY

The Basis of Our Business.
EVIRST.-To Manufacture all such Books and Sta
n tionery be done here well as elsewhere and
thereby directly benefit customers and ourselves.
sECOND.-To Buy and Sell Books and Station
to make to the interest Of dealers and e0nsum
ers to come to Us in preference 70 sending East
E We manufacture and import every description Of sta
tonery carrying large stocks Of Paper Envelopes aud Blank
Books Of our own manufacture, Inks, States, etc
R Over 500 varieties Of Blank kept in Stock.
A. L. BANCROFT q CO.,
43O1y San Franeiseo. Cal.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
COAL TAR

IN CASKS COAL TAR FOR SALE BIZ
BOLLEs I co
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
creenbacks Wanted,

W7HOR WHICH TIE HEGHEEr PRICE VIII.
n be paid a. the Bookstore & r. n whitney,
~ Nert % P1stOmce.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31

Star Copper Paint,
I'm GALLON AND HALF GALLON CANS
III For Sale by tif2) BOLLEs CO
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
MISCELLANEOUS.
SHIPPING.


so4roorsnas. p.A1ssN Dumw~
- wilt HUr REGULARLY To TIVE
l.11m wNfNfn 4 NftFN.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
Salmon Bellies.
ANCHORS

IN HALF AND or. BARRELS
ES-sssSFor sale by efs2l BOLLEs & C
The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-12-31
For KohaIa, Hawaii.

Tho @chr. Aot1vO
N WILL RuN A. uHautAu rAfHEr
k tho ruIta tHf lrfi1nf parlafr a4rlf -
$50 I'm WALKER q ALLEN, Assnit
Beaufort Republican. [volume] (Beaufort, S.C.) 1871-1873, 1873-09-04
Good for Mrs. 8.

Smudgkins got taken down wonder
fully a few mornings since; but we
shouldn't have known it if he hadn't
told the story himself. You must un-
derstand that Smudgkins is great on
his dignity, and that Propriety is his
hobby. He has been very careful in
bringing his wife to his own proper
standard. Truth and honor are dear
to him. Lately, however, smudgkins
has been little loose in single par
ticular. His wife objected to his join.
ing the club, but Smudgkins assured
her that he had strength of mind enough
to withstand all possible evil influences.
Many of his best friends belonged to
the club, and it would be decidedly for
his interest to join. He joined three
months ago.
One evening-or rather, one night,
Smudgkins came home very late from
the club, where they had been enter
tanning celebrated guests. On the fol
lowing morning Mrs. S. said to him:
"Do you really think, augustus, tha'
n man and his wife are truly one, as you
often say they are meant to be?"
"They are one, my dear. Or, at least,
they should be"
"And are nc one, Augustus? ?"
eyes, my dear, 1 think may say
that you and / are one"
"Then my dear Augustus" said the
pretty wife, looking meekly up into his
face, and resting her hand upon his
shoulder, 81 wish to express to you my
deep regret, and ask your forgiveness
for my imprudence last night. Pardor
me this once, and promise you that
will never get drunk again"
Smudgkins says the shot was effec
tual. He doesn't believe his wife vii
ever have occasion to fire another like