, 1873-09-21

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time it will cost You contB, tho second tiae s5O
Here iH tho latest description Of kiss !;
Twas night. a reai Harm couple stood In the
nalo. cold moonbeans. Their lips touched and
thore vas sound liko coy hauling hor hoof
ont of tie mud"
Young Gcnt-"a1ight / ask you, miss-a
far to nntt thiy Ysy dsory sr but am engaged
danong-.nh-it is-it,s-beg your pardon, miss,
"A conductor on the Fort street route was
passing through tho crowded car, yesterday
morning, whom he picked up 5o.cent shiup1aa'
when fourtcoa hands wont up and fourteen pet. ~
sons called out II did," Tho conductor put tIa
money in Liz. pocket. t.-DetroH FsYe Press.
"A poor family. In Fond lu Lac. Wis, con.
sating Of man. his vito. and eovan children,
recently had $lOo loft them, and tho poor, over.
worked woman has bought $40 silk dress and
gone to taking music lessons.
-Iho power OF women Ia finely illustrated In
tho caHo OF kontucky girl, who tlirtel with q
tion That he neglected the boiler, aud au expIo.
sion occurred, killing tl,roe men.
- Georgln paper recently contained tho fol.
LOWING item IN ~ its society gossip; Il Tie amiahlo
mind and person l,ayo turned tho heads Of oul
gallants, now does her hair In braids, aud pat,
make-up.h
AOltOMAlk lluGa NEG BAlu TO 06T0 GEG0
copled from stone In Oxford, Now Hamp-
shire:
",To ali my friends I bid adicu:
moro sudden death you never know;
A. I Was loading the old mare to drink
She ktckcd, and killed mo quicker'n winb,n
"a Hartford man, who had tarried late ut a
vine suppar, found his wife waiting hia return.
n hIgll atato OF nervousness. Said ahe, ~ Here
I've been waiting, and rocking IN tho chair, It'll
my head spins round like IL topl" "Joss so.
wife, wlero I've boou, " responded he at ia 10
the atmosphero!"
An exasperated Yankoa on Long Ialand WAS
rushing about with an unshayen face a. few
Wopsn Toaangs MG aemandng nnvns to kaew t theso
Of Alg daughters had cut marlo-augar with
ono Of hia razors, with the other eccoud iaueh-
tor nad sharnenod her leadpenoil, whilo bis wife
haa stlfened his shaving-brlsh by using it IN
glalng some broken furniture.
- certain person had friend who was
ntaer' One day he said to him, !" mn going d
Journey; give mo your ring. then shall alwaya
have you t1ear mo, for whenever I look upon 1t
you Will oomo to my Remembrance" Tho m1ser
made answer. ~ you wish to keep mo in re-
men.branco, "a often as you look ut your nakod
auger remember that you asked certain nersop
for hlH ring, aud BE- refused to give 1t to youl" ;"
-An uncouth child Of nature wri.os feelingly
called q Gar an = thiof," says he, "or eyen BE-
told that tho olo man kep' hoop-skirt factory
but when ono Of them loatln' goBlil's como arornt
mo a-sayiu' as had suthin' to do with that ora
"netsoy, norI is Out" Jus riz on my Aind-le8a
"A laay took hey son, OF some 3 yeare, to
church. After tho minister Ind been prerch-
ing about half AL hour, tho little fellow f,raw
sIGnpy and began to nod. Tho mother rn6aa5
him into attention several times By nuahjnr !,
but aa It aeesned q hopeless caae, sne oonolnt1od
to lot him sleep undlBturbed. After while The
little fellow Ind s,ia nap out, and saw lbs mlnis
ter atty holding forth. ue looked up in hls
lnotleEa. face aud innecantly asAod, aMother,
III thaa Sunday night, or 10 1t next Sunday night 2'
Witness tha talk overheard by au emiasarJ
OF tho American snnlay school Union who1
trying to establish " Sabba!Ii-Helool Ia the fal
Southwest: II know tllore ia Il bug unl}or tbs
chip, allre as you Ia born. Thar iB some trioh
bout thls thing, or that man wouldn't oo1ne wny
down hero aud nuke thai 6nnday-sehopl fot
nuthisa' aNa gin ua books. Jibt AZ suro ns yon,r~
foot high tiere's suthin do.d. mind wlatI tel
you. Ihar'll 10 sono fellor round hore 'HoiBne
taxes for 1t arter while Jus. like thoy do viii,
tho deeetg!ot schools. Is been long thar"
--Anewly-narrod nan took hlH b:ila Oh a tous
to Switzerland for tie hoMeyn.oon, and wh.:,
tliero induced her to attempt with him the Is j.
cent pl ono OF tho highest peaka. Tho laa,. VIII
at homo Ind nayer aarondol y lstlt l'ghox sha4, II
church. waa rn,.ell asarusod, aud laal I, 10 e..:>
riod by tho guides with her eyes bllsnlfo:drl -,
| aa not to wituoaa tha horrors al Tho pa: &,
| Tho bridegroom. walked oloao to hot. ci,.w*.,a~
| tatlng with her W. to her fear. lIn ~. 10:
honeymoon whispers, but The leeofaes.ul. u
air was SUCH that 0vory word Wn:s n,15.-.'
"YoH told mo, Leuuorp. TINT yuu alw.sy !:
happy, no n1attes where you. weea., so la:r. :,
not happy now7" Eyes, Charles, I dill. ly<:i. +;
aho. sobIing hystoriealy; "but I uuyey 4>4..:,
aboyo tho snow-liNe,"