The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1873-08-16

Friday last. On the same day the bride
went home to secure her travelling suit,
and was locked up by her father till the
next morning, when he posted of for an
application for a divorce. Meantime the
newly-husband was not entirely idle. lie
and the intended husband went into the
street. and without any ceremonious pre-
liminaries, proceeded to exchange shots
with each other, but fortunately missed
their mark, and then fell into the embrace
Of the police.
THERE is a story about a German gen.
tleman in Berks county, who buried his
wife and married again in about ten days.
The young men of the neighborhood de-
termined to signify their disapproval Of
such a breach of propriety as this speedy
marriage SO, while the wedding feast
was in progress at the house, they called
and gave the parties a calathumpian sere-
made. After a while the groom appeared
at the front door, and when silence had
been obtained, he said, in a deprecatory
tone II say, poys, you ought 20 pc
ashanti of yourselfs to pc making all dis
nois ven dere vos a funeral here SO
1t a~in'tright." The band then adjourned.
A FEW days ago a resident of Detroit
was taken sick and sent for doctor. The
doctor left a prescription, and with 1t a
request that n of the children should
call at his office the next day and say how
the patient was doing. A little girl came,
and when questioned, she promptly an
swered "Please, sir, father is getting
better he's broke the stove all to pieces
this morning, and been fighting mother,
just like he used to-"
The - India-rubber bustle' is again
heard from. This time it was a Brook
lyn young lady, who was thrown from
her carriage coming down the hill from
Prospect Park. She made ninety-seven
and a half bounces in all, and was finally
rescued by a hook and ladder company
from the top of a telegraph pole, where
she had stuck in attempting to complete
the e%ighty-ninth bounce.
A BOY was kicked to death in New York
city for attempting to steal a loaf of bread
from a bakers wagon. Paymaster Hodge,
of the army, who stole $500, 600 from the
Government, rides in his carriage on
Pennsylvania Avenue, having been par
doned out of prison by President Grant.
Comment is unnecessary. The moral is
YOU apparent
As a guardian of the public morals, a
woman holding the proud position of
postmistress in "A country postofhce III
Kansas, now holds the palm. She carries
the postal cards home with her every
night, and says no obscene cards shall be
delivered through her office if she has to
stay up all night.
AN DC lauy sellng egYs IN 1avannah,
ueorgla' ashsu, a. usual, nhat ; .he
news ia'es'' salo lhe ople1h
Modocs The old ladv strncE her
LnncL1es an tbe counter and exclaimed.
MT ~ tbe l.st ono os ,am yvifl d;a Of
II y
-
vbose dea,h was recently reeor5ed was
connratnlatad a short time before The
go ,non IooI;na in hottar baaltb tban
nsuai. When he renlied "ISn bet Won 500
T don't live q WEEK. !" Ua won
A,c,vcrSu,r1 man who went off the
o,har day Nth oil bic family evoan+;no
b;s r,o,Iar;n1aw an1 tba bonso aat
fonnd mon HE retnrn that tbe animal
III ~ ta1Lod 20 daoth' Gov - 80
late at night.
uNo-.,n,ox in tbo raforoo,s hot
until after tbe race ;s over , Il tbe mi
wb;cb a Snr;no6eld noner s1oaeSts &c
,, ny oPlinSa P"Pei 'uS9e9es 40
and parallel lines out of the next college
regatta.
- % connooto,4 naao.nu
.rodncad 20 a nanIv mo,,;ad nan ean
erouueeo 70 q newly married man, con-
these Litchfeld county girls make clever
wives I've had three Of 'em."
~
a pAhhhf gives .le ioloWlng reasons
wh;te al men are mode IF cIav ond
Ike The meerschanm n;ne tbav ore MOI
yalnsble when bioblv caIored =
from Pntnam county H. P pyrnar
il locking for another of tho sah,e broad
m tbe nr;nc;nle nat ono GOOD cb,rn 40
serves another
INV ooons clort in snr;noeo1d III
was mncb nort;6a5 tba otbar T. 80
a vonna Iadv VIII d;dn,t aoraa sho,,t 49,
price, called him ga miserable. elongated
tape-worm."