, 1873-11-27
THANKSGIVING.
A Catalogue Of Some Things for which To
Should Do Thankful.
The Day to Be Observed as q General
Holiday.
Public Offices Closed, and Bust-
moss Suspended.
Extra Attractions in tho Theatres PRO
gramne Of Religious Services.

gramme Of Religious servicea.
Everyone will rise this morning with q con-
eoiouBness that Thanksgiving Day la hero at laat
It took d wl,o1o yaar to como, lue horo 1t Ia for
each Of us to mako tho bost wc can OF 1t. Tho
first duty on awakiug this morning will bc to boz
gln montal cross-o1amtnation OF oursolycB
aud to assume q grateful franc Of mind prepar-
atory To making o catalogue of MI tha itoms for
which we Aayo roaHon to bo thankful, whothor
wo aro or IN. We wilt bo thankful that We 1.-Two
In Chicago, instead Of st. Louis or Cincinnati
that navigation Ia closed mud bridges won't
swing ovoly tinlo VIC astompt to cross tho river
tllat tho election is over. even If 1t didn't 60
notly the way all could hayo likod that Banyon
will totlro to fry slrlons aud sausages; that ITO
received good dcal Of good advice during tho
your that we didu't follow it; TINT the hog
trade neyor was better TINT thcro won't bo
WAR WITH BrA1N;
that thorc nro no moro Northwestern Railroad
depots scattered al over town to bother md
confuao tho unhappy traveller; that though tho
times GRO hard, they might bo harder TINT wo
aro all protty bard up nnl won't DO expected 10
l,tvo many Christmas presents this year: that
the street car HentB havo bnon carpetod, aud The
doors Btrown with hay to keep us warm that
1ta}ian opora didnt come, and wo saved Our
money; that pr!cos aro falling like nn iuobriatod
bridgo-tondor on q slippery Biio-walk tint wo
hro alive aud kicking, mud on "praying ground !"
that the panic Ia going AWAY slowly; that
TIE ELEVATOR INVESTIGATION
Is over; thut wo didn't break our loss or our
necks during tho paBt yoar; that tho Exposition
was auccess; that tho baby aus cut sevcn
tooth. saving tho expense Of falso sot tAat
nc aro going to DO married Or that we arc not,
rs The oaao may bo; that tho Times got no moro
than S9,o00 yoar from tho County Commits
aonc1s; that procrastination continues to be
TIE THIEF OF TINE,
es usual; that tho State Board Of Equalization
cannot awinQlo US, because we won't stand 1t !;
that tho Wabash avenue atago-line has not put
up its fares to dollar; that. as heretofore,
ThtrJs nothing half so sweet in lie
At.oso's yount; dream
(P. 8. Except It's treating another follows girl
to kisses and ice-crenmG thai VIC aro not mnm-
bers Of tho Legislature, aud won't lave to spend
four months in Springfield without T. railroad
pass to como homo; that wa arc not rs
other mon, nor other mon as no; TINT the
ntreot-car horaos in Chicago ncvcr r1ln away,
lecause They oau't run fast enough; that We are
to Lave
tho+ .s Hmm to1;u aattar,,I oIi tasn ], ~ In
lleou iu tho habit Of doing this many year
tHopo is an Irshlnan) TINT tho Fra,iklin ljanls
laas some assots; that tho 8Hpromacy III billiards
IL settled, and will not agltuto tho community
hnIf ovor. that thnro hsa ,ot ham ,rsr,1nr -,
week; that Dosa Tweed il in limbo; Tint the
President IL not nn Emperor yet that America
md 1nince pics MD turkeys wore discovered he.
WI and tint ra 1nnr fac fincss ~, tLn ~ Gron,.
1,ian Hills or INV other lihiae rr.nn, TINT W
sra MI
n.or.pAv covoprasvrs.
that thu f,on,n,tttrn NJ HovDntv unona +ba a1oop
that knows M waking lint nv S; wIli nu ,o nyep
tns,,o,t . lin, va nnv rn tn c1mrci, AND offor
ancnTa crntitudo to t,e ;ivor oY nil eon;, ror ali
fhnt hos ham "ivon us i,,at va wiil Garo m.
nortnmiiv to cent,'l,,tn non,ntl,nc r. raovo t,e
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Mi. that t1,o' newly olectc3 Sitiorn,cr
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