, 1873-12-06
Ills type is roor, lts lux Is pals.
Aud ha gets drunk on bottled ala,


From The Wteity HashtNb, No". rs.
Tho puHillanlInouB pnccat wilo llTuHeH hi9 Of
fensiye odor through the columns OF tho Dung-
town Banner comes ut us with column OF dirty
driycl. which Gimnly proves That Ills slop-burSet
has again run over into his editorial page. Al
though, it Is an net Of condosccnsio, on o,,r part
to ne!ico this suporannuatcd sampler Of stale
sWils. We will proceed to pick him up will a pair
Of cagt-of tongs, mud parade linn for tlo ill.,
npcction Of the public. II tho frccklo-faced
fool had scnas enough to scrape scum from
to acknowledge that not cyon tho pnnta-
looms which lo borrowed from Krautl,, tho
butcher, hu1 bcon sulllciont to prevent our lteen
blade from penetrating hs scaly oltlole For
ourse!f, we can boldly say, Let tho ealled jado
aqasncli, our wi!hcrs arc uustrung! Wo u.o
proud to declare that our ut1ioo IL monH conhcia
rccti, and our women and childroa are iu tho
samo fit.
The battered baboon who crarla up tho d.
cayed augstaff Of tho Banner, and iii 80 doing
prctcud 10 deny any Of tae charges
which we so clearly proved ngainst lin
in our last iBaue. Even tho a1np-ketllo
rl.Iel, l'o csa h's head is net brasspated tll'c
Obliged to admit tho buntlo insinuatlon. lie glo-
RIGS III the possosBion OF Krautha pantnloous,
aud tho lyo lle stoo from hia neghbov'a hopper
is not strong enough to bear up aonial Of lilo
chaigcs the bloatcd old bum,nor trumpa up
sonle two-cent ssorles, whicl, would not pass
curront as pay for docayed cabbaso and
attempts 10 palm tlom on upon tile community
as attacks upon our honor. Unable to ncs lie
part Of ma,!, sven in so small xay M 10 initiate
whining Of a whipped Guild, this ritifui puppy
sits up on bis hind logs aud how!s delefnllY ut
tho moon Of ollr job olilcc. lIo tries to smash
upon our head tne rotton oggs OF lila wrath by
isinuating LaBolcas slandors conccyning Our as,b-
acriptlon-llst Thln soft of stuff is what lo
dwelling dunco Of tho HGnner cosisjora st:ous
writing. 1t is strong. with tho strength TINT IL
peculiar to tie polccAt.
Tho swoll-tcadtl and slobboring simpleton
laciis tho courage to iulotRe luis own caIiMniouH
ipsinuntions, Or to prosoit t1ion IN tile sarc Of
cnargca Thu. can be mot and repealed, but hopes
10 thrust his sliMy tongue into tho blossom Of
our integrity and to blast .a froH!i and fragrant
loayca, before tlo iusldioua instrument cAn bo
branded by tho mailed hand Of truth and justice.
clAwa, aud wo only mention thom IN order that
We MAY hold up to the disgust Of MI outraged
community this abomlnaL]e hnzzard, who seuas
to crafty tho cravings Of hin appetite for car-
rlon by preyiiE nl,on Tho yitnls Ut superior bo-
1ngs. who nre aa FAR aLoye Lis leach na tho
lenyel'a aye above The Garth.
Although THU ullbeayable nniHnMca has 40 far
outraged all tue laws of truth antl dccel,oy M to
DO deserving OF no mcroy from iii, VIC will do
liiul tho favor 10 suggest Rsainat tho ncSt tsno
llo comes homo drunk at ,nght, TINT Smiths
awill-lasrel llaH hcon removal 10 Tho corner OF
tho ditch at which he usually tnml'lca in. aud
that Al. overdose Of sour awili nay lccomo Blc's-
ching. oyen to 10 full u feeder ~ himself.
In conclusion, wo will bottle up tllia inBgniA-
C5nt iuhoeL by B.uftinE linn iato Ynl Of "inl-
lEorta! yorsc." NJ follows:
Iia type III wurn, his lux is mean,
Aud ho gets drunk ol yllu bpnxine.