Carson daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1873-1877, 1873-08-28
ITINERANr DRESSMAKER ON 4
HIGH HORSE.

The ladies Of Carson are all in fiuttel
over very extraordinary visitation
which they have had to endure, one after
another for the last three or four days.
from yotlng woman who has been try
ing to sell them, ao1e9S ro's,ts, certain
models for dress making. She is repre-
scented rs
CiDAvEEOCs PARSONAGE
With bad eye. She swoops down upon
Us here: calls upon Young lady whose
relatives are abroad and demands bCarj:
with her il return for her patterns. She
insists. becomes insolent when refused,
and has 10 be driven with difficulty out
of the house. She calls upon the mother
of family. aud is invited to ra-tai-e of
lunch, which she
CE3--CI54E - NIGGAEBIy.
And sayoring Of starvation she j. n
lowed to sleep il tAo same dwelling, but
complains oi Imaginary straw in her led
--ani is at last tade TO git" She
makes visit to another lady, and tells
her she IS too mean to hire n servant.
She scares the Lille nearly o"t e 4 laiy 5
female attendant by sltiii Toned and
CUTTING AGCsE.
She tells : sweet little girl, who reports
her mother in san Francisco and her
aunt down town. that she lies and that
The ladies said t. be absent are hidden.
She stalks in upon yet another lady Of
gentle disposition and delicate frame ana
rESlEESsTs HE TO Tears
By criticising the arrangement Of pic
TIRES and furniture, and calling her lor-
rid names. She invites herself to lodge
with the family Of one of our most prom
inent merchants and behaves tolerably
until she gets to the breakfast table,
when she breaks forth into such a
EAUsEATISC HAEaHGCE
On Woman's Rights that n muscular
young clerk at table could hardly re-
strain himself from tumbling her
heels over head ont of the dining room
window. She keeps a going. She lu-
vades the peace of another household
and argues, in spite Of opposition, on
the virtues of her models and patterns.
When told by couple of ladies, in this
instance, that they did not wish to pur-
chase her trumpery she
FLEW AT THEM
ana told them they were no ladies, and
called them FOOLS She has probably been
in nearly every house in town cutting
up after this fashion. We report what
we know. 1t is charity to her to pre-
sumo that she is insane, for her conduct
is excusable on no other ground possible.
She calls herself
MARY ELMER
and on her charts is written Marysville
she denies having come from
that place.
MERzBACH's ExPLASATIoN.-Our ro-
tund professor, whose name should be
like Fox's. for euphony's
sake and changed among Us into March
brook, seems to be twitted by cur report
ing him to have done the crushing" on
the piano for the Able Troupe, and to
have gone back on his high toned en-
ployeTs in the hour Of their distress. He |
has written Us an explanation advertise
ment) in which he grows exceedingly |
pungent and uses the Latin, "conditio |
sine qua non'' (Which he repeated to US
yocally, and on the scale, for fear we |
might not be able to hold the strange |
words in memory. The Prof. would |
say that it was in consideration Of coin
only that he operated Tor the lntinerant
band. A needless statement, surely, as
far as the coin is concerned; and with |
respect to the intineraEt troupe, he need
make no apology; for an apology, when
not expected, leads suspicious folks to
imagine that there might be ''nigger"
behind the fence. Prof. has reason to
De proud OF his astuteness in ouchcring
he Able Troupe out Of lis FIVE dollar
'ontract, when lie reflects, that they
AVE successfully bilked Reno. Dayton,
md crowd Of Carsonites, who cannot
De made TO confess that they were there
listening to the theater tin pan, Tuesday
hight, for fifty dollars apiece. In not
laying back his wages, lie only emulated
rs worthy employers and nondescript
pecimens of the genus homo. Flow on
Iarchbrook in your musi: forever. for
'ver; bat let Us sling the reportorial
will till tomorrow.
LIVELY Up THE RIyrR.--Nhile bus
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