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COAsT,yIsE STEAMSHIPS.

n sAPlS So asD Sxis1 LINE
CARRYING NAILS F "a sssAAssasks AND FREIGHT TO
TS%S ESs1Ed S4 SSHsr r. SSAH'
viii z a o
to Panama On. on
S 1a saa s1 s
connect Win the Ssmpaays steiner toachlns # sas
on
about June q for Honolulu sandwich Islands
Fl s Rer ana s .Sp
ONCE on the per- foot n SADS
A TLAs STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
Sorh RIVER for Turks Island Jamaica and savahla
ATLAS WeN,: b.; =; s.;.:: July :
FIJI rss g S. aR sshs s. Wall and 8. Finest
New York and Ne xcan Mail Steamship line leaving
D'er NO. Nor'n N EVERY = iThn'GhR'sDAY
SfES
For freight Or pisfss agR BIKE SONS Broadway
NEW YORK AND HAVANA DIRECT MAIL LINE.
These first class steamships win sai every Tuesday at
for Havana direct, ollows:-
WSfNafUY June j ],
Supplementary mail on pier at quarter to three r NJ
on day Of sailing.
For Freight or passage Chavng magnificent accommo-
N'''''''' ''''' y WILLIAM CLYDE go,
D. McKELLER Agent in Havana
NEW YORK AND BERMUDA STEAMSHIP LINE.
per r. ON saturday june s at ociock
n app to Or on
FoR NEW ORLEANS DIRECT
Tho Thg Cromwell steamship line n ,oovo
pier No. Sorh River on saturday june ss 1t
Freight Tsceyed DAILY Through 70
Braxo s' Santiago and St Loal s'0f' OF A'An1'
age eA apply 81 Est fss
FoA Srx Ss 8H5EASs p sHE9zsurr LINE.
The steamship
Captain VI. b. Crowell,
psn HEsa a Ssfts Nso,i street,
ana aafs fSs% to St.
peyH 70
TINTED STATES AND BRAZIL MAIL STEAMSHIP
- Company.-The elegant screw steamship ONTARIO
1900 tons burden Captain Geo. g. slocum, will sail for
on ao%day june ososs faa so%
For freight or passage apply TO WIN. X. GARRISON,
Agent No b Bowling Green.
NOTICE TO SHIPPERS or CARGO PER STEAM
IN ship GEORGE CROMWELL, hence TO New Orleans
reported In Abaco in distrcss-ro facilitate the settle
of the in this and the prompt delivery
the upon Its arrival New Orleans, shippers
requested TO send the Office of johnson
Wigsins 81 Wall street lists of shipments with INVOICE
values and where insured CLARK IL SEAMAN.
L7OR NORFOLK CITY POINT AND RICHMOND
IL The Old Dominion Steamship Conpan will despatch
from pier y North River their elegant side steam
ship WYANOkE, Couch commander, Tor Norfolk, City
Point and Richmond, on Thursday, June 10 at r. NJ,
giving through bills OF ladns 10 all points South and
Southwest Through passenger tickets issued to all points
Accommodations unequaled Apply at pier 81 at the
general office, la Greenwich street. corner OF Dey.
rJ,ExAs LINE'-FOR GALVESTON, TOUCHING AT
i Kew West, carrying the United States Mail--Steamer
CITY OF SAN ANTONIO Captain pcnningion. will leave
70 Fast River Saturday June 81 at r. NJ Through
bills of adng given to Houston and all POINTS the
Galveston, Houston and Henderson and H. Il. and c. r.
r. No charge for forwarding in New York. For freight
or passage having superior accommodations. apply to
c. II. MALLORY L CO, l53 Maiden lane, or
W. r CLYDE, ll9 Wall street.
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TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.

DO ALBANY AND TROY BT DAY LINE BOATS O.
~. viBBARD and DANIEL DREW..Leave Vestry
street pier at so H. and Twenty third street. north
Of Erie ferry at i5 landing at Yonkers Tarrytown ana
Nyaek y isrryboa Milton & a nnGf
West and North. Trip tickets West Point, CORNWALL
aud Newburg, returning same day, 81.
N0tlce change OF uptown landing
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A GREAT SALE THIS WEEK OF
Suits
at BRADBURY BROS,
3l2 and 81 Bowcry
LINEN, BATiSTE, POPLiN and other MATERIALS
in
Suits, Rcdingocs, &C.
These Goods will be found unsurpassed in Style and
Finish and Az prices quite low inferior work is sold
Elsewhere.
Also Just from auction large line of
Llama Lace sacques and Shawls,
the best makes to be found in this market and at little
than
HALF THE USUAL PRICES
far below those Of merchants who have imported their
goods.
BRADBURY BROS
3l2 and 81 Bowery.
one door below Blocker street.
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TERE. JOHNSON JR, AUCTIONEER.
81 Turn outl turn Quill turn Quill
for
Glorious MILESTONE L. ].
1t will be the last and only cali this season.
Augustus +. Weekes, owner through George Van
Siclen, Attorney has ordered n
brilliant auction sale
Of the remainder OF his choice Property, consisting of
$50 splendid Lots
centrally located in this
delightful and elegant suburb,
THURSDAY June ~,
the premises lots not 10 be had i'll White
stone. Let the occasion be a
grand and memorable one.
A splendid Banquet Weeks, caterer, will be served
under and magnificent canvas pavilion, not 70 be
surpassed the Comment and never before used at
auction sale. The leader of
Graiulla's famous Band
is preparing new and choice music for the occason
Harrison, the greatest mprovsaorc In the world. will
sing songs he never knew Lot buyers turn out in tu
force and attend this great sale Put some money in
your pockets to pay deposits on lots you purchase
Special train viii leave New York ut II o'clock sharp
For maps aud tree tickets apply to JERE. JOHNSON,
LII Pa I'll NV NAVY I.r
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Gigantic offering of prime Business and Suburban Prop.
erty, in
Marion. Jersey CITY,
WEDNESDAY,, JUNE ~, 1873
at IL o'clock M the premises by imperative order in
partition OF
The Marion Building Company,
comprising the
st. James Hotel, of l25 rooms,
handsomely finished and furnished gas pressure water
every modern appliance for comfort ana convenlence
erected and furnished at cost of 100000; together with
the handsome Grounds attacned from 10 to 5o choice
boarders the year around fortune for hotel Keeper
Twenty pretty cosey modern dwellings and Lots and
rs unrvaled Docks and Water Fronts the ackensack
River said TO DO 70 feet in channel and 10 icet cold water
at banks adjacent to the Pennsylvania Railroad Works.
the largest and finest in the world Also, to crown the
greatest sale ever made in New Jersey,
9N supereligblo Lots,
worth 81 ,UO0,OO0
The most accessible convenient healthy and rapidly
apprecatng any sites in New York. in the heart
OF the OF railroads. accessible by ~ trains daily
and three lines of horse cars only eight minutes from
Terry: nearer City Hall than Twenty third street All
closed out under the hammer. without limit or reserve
Terms liberal.
Graula's famous Band, the nimitable Harrison and
sumptuous collation. will render business pleasant Take
special train, Pennsylvania Raroad at ia O'clock foot
Cortlad and DeSbrosses streets For ful descriptive
maps, excursion cards and information apply to GILES
WALES CO., Is Maiden lane; to ERE. JOHNSON, Jr,
Auconeer, q Park row, New York to D. NJ. GIBSON.
Auconeer, 81 Montgomery street, corner Of Green Jcr
sew itv
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EUROPEAN STEAMSHIPS.

EUROPEAN STEAMSHIPS.
MORSE AMERICAN STEAMSHIP COMPANY,
Regular steam communication with London.
The nne, first class full powered steamship
ST. OLAF,
Chr. Hille comm.n
will leave tho Companys Dock Harbeck Stores Brook
Ign, on TUESDAY. June a.
Passengers booked and forwarded by the Companys
own steamers to Norway and Sweden
To be followed by the steamship PETER JEBsEN
Capt Wolf extrD, and the HARALD HAARFAGER,
Capt Lundon, July q
Rate OF Passage Cabin steerape
To Christlana and Bergen 80 currency. SO currency
For freight or passage apply 70
FUNCH EDYE CO.
n South William street.
General Agents.
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JACOB BoGAHT, AUCTIONEER.
81 Marshars sale Monday June 49, AZ II O'Clock at the
auction No. North William street. stock OF Dry
Goods, Dress Goods Silks, Fancy Goods Trimmings
Hosiery, Threads Gloves geniemens, furnishing Goods
Shirts Neck,ies Collars, Gloves Clothing aud the entire
Stock OF retail store. Cash deposits required.
JOIN G. MURPHY, Marshal First District Court.
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CTATE LINE -
- NEW YORK TO GLASGOW, LIVERPOOL,
: BELFAST AND LONDONDERRY
Passenger accommodation unsurpassed.
These elegant Clyde built steamers will sail from
State Line pier, Fulton ferry Brooklyn N Y, as fol-
lows.-
Wednesday, July Q
PENNSY Wednesday, July 70
GEORGIA ,....,. .......,,.... Wednesday, August
and every alternate Wednesday thereafter taking pas
sengcrs at through rates TO all Great Britain and
Ireland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Germany.
Drafts for 81 and upwards
For freight or passage apply To
AUSTIN BALDWIN CO., Agcnts No. "a Broadway
Steeragc passage ONCE, No, ~ Broadway.
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EABIN PASSENGERS FOR STEAMSHIP GLAMoR.
~ GAN 10 Cardiff the 18th inst. will be conveyed
on board by tug steamer leaving Barge office, White
hall street near south ferry, at2 H. NJ. OF that day.
eligible berths by above steamship still disengaged
Apply to ARCHIBALD BAXTER a CO., Agents, IL
Broadway.
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SALES AT AUCTION.

ELEGANT RESIDENCES
u At E' slRaak \ 4 s q ssuftt SS
viii ss At the EXCHANGE saesr1om on "Wednesday
G IN o
ss y %
su by days y the most wns o. the
n s Also large
Of Ground adjoining the rear the whole within two min.
erty and han isome residence of exChancellor William
son.
EDWARD scHENCK. AUcTIONEER
sy Epw sdaESck On Tuesday, 'iHfs Inst at 60 Lib
ery street, II o'clock large invoice OF the finest
quality Of Turkish Rugs now on exhibition
EDWARD scnENcK AUorIoNEER
~ Elegant Lndeman sons Cycloid Piano. g
ny order OF an executor on auesday I'm inst at 60
new.
TERE. JOHNSON, JR., AuCTIoNEER.
q Park row, sew York.
Immen Wo opsnnins sale in
500 prime Lots
Twenty-iourh ward New York
Woodawn Heights.
BY pos D s eH I rsfsm 5Sayk order
and Edward k Willard ESQ, under direction of Messrs
fo1ie rI bnro,'2 on p, premises.
This splendid estate y Immediately at ne junction OF
trail avenue, jerome Park, and the New York and Mon
treal Railroad 10 minutes from ForiySccond street. and
oy ns %ad saS York city,
dSse s e s q
O'Clock, seventh regiment Band; Harrison.
Grand collation. under the great tent -
Fine chance to buy city Lots at country prices.
% ms s cash s g
For Tree excursion tickets maps and information apply
ter Fordham branch occ SV or to JonSsoS JG
auctionecr, No. q Park row, New York.
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AS the superintendent Of this department has rared
for Europe, TO complete FAN purchases, have re
solved to close all suits at less than cost Ladies
VIII do well 10 call early.
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LADIES' UNDHgWEAR.1

BEST NEAPOLIIAN HAIR "PANk,'' At 95c. /
Our assortment comprises TO- Hats which
we are Offering at startling prices
Rich Flowers, Sash and Trimming Ribbons Millinery
Nets Crcpes, Laces &c. all at bargains.
PARASOLS. PARASoLS PARASOIs
Beautiful fongce Parasols, club stick, lined with cha
ielane ana cup, reduced to 81 40; worth full S3 90
Beautiful clubstick parasol trimmed with elegant
fringe lined in all colors, cateaiic attached nj Si
worth Sc.
FANS. FANS. FANS FANS
Silk Fans carved sticks, al lac. former price 6oc
SILK iealhtredgcd Fans, spangled, carved sticks
at37c
Satin Fans, carved bone sticks, at 65c worth 81 IS
Bargains
IN real LaccS ana Dress irImngs, Emhroderies black
Drp-s Veil .Nr Nc
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VIM TOPPING CO..
w Auctioneers
1872 Church street
MONDAY. June ID, 1873
large and attractive
semi-wcekly sale of
500
Soft Hats, Panama Hats and Straw Goods.

EUROPEAN STEAMSHIPS.
ONLY DIRECT LINE TO FRANCE.
THE GENERAL TRANSATLANTIC COMPANIES MAIL
STEAMSHIPS BETWEEN NEW YORK AND HAVRE
CALLING AT BREST.
The splendid vessels this favorite route for the Con
nen will sail from pier No. 30 North River as follows:
ST LAURENT Lemaire ............. Saturday July IL
VILE DE PARIS Saturday, July 26
WILLIE DU HAvRE, Surmont. 80. Saturday, August 8
PRICE OF PASSAGE IN GOLD dncluding wine)
TO BREST OR HAVRE,
First Cabin, Sl25; Second Cabin, $75
Excursion Tickets at reduced rates.
These steamers do not carry storage passengers
American travellers going TO or returning from the
Continent of Europei by taking this line avoid both
transit by English railway and the dscomiorts Of cross
ing the Channel, besides saving lime, trouble and
pense. GEORGE MACKENZIE, Agent 90 Broadway
NOrE.-Railroad Tickets between Paris and Vienna at
reduced rates.
CTEAMER WILLIE DU HAvRE, FOR BREST AND
= Hayre will leave pier No 81 Rorth River, foot of
Morton street. Saturday. June A. at 8% o'clock. Pas
sengers requested to be board at TX o'clock A. NJ
GEORGE MACKENZIE Agent
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1)AWNBR0x ER'S SALE.--SAM. FOREST, AUCTION
i Ger, viii sell at IL BOwcry, tomorrow (Monday), 6U
lots mems and womcns choice Clothing, Bedding and
other Goods by order solo mon stern.
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Our extraordinary bargains in
Lace Shawis and Sacques
continue TO attract customers who pronounce
our real Llama Goods fully fifty per cent below Broad
way prices.
Real Llama Lace Sacques at SO, 81, $40 up TO $50
Real Llama Lace Slawls ut S3 3D. So 81 rs up to SIS
----------------c2
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DRAFT BROTHERS,
SCI Broadway,
between Seventeenth and Eighteenth streets,
offering the largest and most beautiful selection
of Ladies' Embroidered
Striped and Pain Batste Poonasc and Suits
Embroidered and Plain Linen Poonase and Suits.
Organdle and Swiss Polonaise and Suits,
both plain and deliberately trimmed.
Latter speciality prepared for school and seminary COM
mencements
We continue to manufacture those exquisite
Summer Silk Costumes,
of design,
rivang all competition, domestic or foreign.
Ladies' own material made up
in the most stylish and satisfactory manner.
Our Dressmaking Department
is conducted by first class modiscs
in the most economical and
successful manner.
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Il
DENMARK. Capt sumner. Thursday, Juno 26 at r. VI.
THESE STEAMSHIPS ARE THE LARGEST IN THE
TRADE.
Cabin passage-Sso, 800 and $780, currency. Return
Tickets Mt reduced rates.
Steerage, Sz9. currency.
Prepaid storage tickets ffom Liverpool, Queenstown.
Londonderry. Glasgow, Cardin, Bristol or London
AT THE LOWEST RATES.
For further information apply At the Company's office,
so Broadway. +. W. j. HURST, Manager.
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IIARLEM STEAMBOAT NOTICE.
SUMNER ARRANGEMENT
Commencing May IL, 1873
Harlem boats leave Peck slip pier East Rlver) for
Harlem half hour, from 30 A. NJ until p. NJ.
cepling II A. NJ l2 80 p NJ, landing at Eleventh.
Eighty fourth Astoria, 19h and 10th streets N Bsea
time where bo ats land. This Is the only line
Meeting with regular boats for High Bridge and Kings
bridge. j. +. TALLMAN. superintendent
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NOTICE.
IN On and after Sunday May 1873 the Harlem boats
will commence their sunday trips for the season. landing
at Eleventh street. Astoria and Harlem Bridge. First
boat leaves Peck slip 10 O'Clock and hourly thereafter
Fare Is cents.
BThis is the only limo connecting with boats TO-
High Bridge and Kngsbridge.
}. r. TALLMAN, Superintendent.
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1873-03-07
:. .ZEPOOR ELl."

The following story is from the st.
Louis Republican "There is comic
al old Frenchman named Corvallo, who
is the terror and plague of the landlady's
life, on account of the sly digs he Is al
ways making in regard to any little irreg-
ularity about the table. He delights to
torment the old lady, and never lets an
occasion slip of giving her roasting.
The other day-strange as it may seem
we had hash for supper, and In the
portion to which Mr.. Corvallo was help
ed he discovered a fly. This was too
good an opportunity to lose; so, taking
the fly out very tenderly, and laying it on
the table with the most comically SYM
pathizing countenance, he exclaimed ::
"Poor lissel fellow! He's been ros he S
been stew, and now he's been made into
hass, an he's been very mooch abuse,
too, by re operation he's loss leg, he's
loss wing, and he's loss his head. 1
very mooch pity him but nevare mind,
poor fellow, you have escaped the mis-
fortune to be eat, and you shall never be
harm again no more"
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THE LARGEST DIAMOND.

The English papers announce that
diamond weighing 2SS carats has been
found at the Cape of Good Hope. It's
color is bright yellow, and its shape is
good, though few slight scratches are
noticed on the surface. What value ex-
perts will assign to the jewel still re-
mains to be seen, and depends mainly on
the manner in which it can be polished.
Its weight is greater than that of any
known diamond. The great Russian
diamond weighs only 1913, and the Pitt
only 1876 carats. The Kohinoor weighed
originally 800, but was reduced by n
Venetian jeweler to 279 carats, and lost
in 1852, a year after the London exhibit
ton, no less than 1861 carats, so that its
present weight is only 1924. The i'm
portation of diamonds fromthe Cape has
much deprecated the ordinary dia-
monds. The large ones, on the other
hand, still retain their valne.
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UGTTJ4S Avn IyNCOIN

Those who witnessed Lincoln's first
Inauguration will not soon forget one
little scene which then occurred. The
President-elect came forward upon the
platform prepared at the east front OF
the Capitol, with his natural awkward
ness increased by the momentOus cir
cIlmstances of the occasion, and by a
gorgeous wardrobe, in which it was
evident lie felt exceedingly uncomfort-
able. The stiff dress coat, vest and
puntaloons of black broadclOth, were
enough of themselves to disturb his
mental and physical equanimity, but to
these were added other membranes,
in the shape Of brand new silk hat and
Il ponderous gold-headed cane. The
cane he managed to put away in a cor
ner, but the disposition of the hat per-
picked him greatly. 1t was too good to
throw away; too nice, as he thought, to
rest upon the rongh boards, so, for a
minute at least, poor Lincoln stood
there in the gaze of assembled thou
sands, crasping his hat desperately, and
seeking in vain for safe place to de-
post it. Douglas, who sat Immediately
in the rear, saw the embarrassment OF
his rival, and rising, took the shining
beaver from its sorely bothered owner,
and held it during delivery Of the inaug,
ural address. 1t is doubtful whether,
five years previous, Stephen A. Douglas
ever dreamed that he was destined to
hold the hat of Abraham Lincoln while
that individual was appearing the first
time rs President of the United States. -
Missouri RepubHcan.
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mittee is in the matter of dividends.
Mr.. Colfax states that he received none
Mr.. Ames says he did, and supports it
with apparently corroborating testimony.
Whereupon the Yice-P President asks that
Judgment be suspended until his rebut-
ting evidence cnn be presented. This is
surely not an unreasonable request ;
and yet while the case is thus in abey-
ance, this self-constituted magistrate
arrogates to himself the attribute of
omniscience, penetrating the secrets of
the heart, and Illuminating his irrevoca-
BILE DEGREES with the gravity of Solo
mon and the infallibility of the Pope
He is a more than second Daniel come
to Judgment.
Mr.. Collier prides himself on his
practical Christianity. He is not so
much troubled about his duty to God as
his duty to man. His heart overfows
with love, and meekness, and compass
siois and humility. He abideih in faith,
hope, and charity, but especially charity.
He is swift to confess himself possessed
of all these gentle traits, and is not slow
to parade them should the accusation be
lacking. Yet in the triple role of Judge,
jury and prosecutor he garbles the tes-
timony, perverts the acts, and assuming
that to be true which is not proven, con-
demns man whose trial is not con-
cluded, and who has only asked an ex-
tension of charity until the evidence is
complete. How would Mr.. Collier en-
Joy similar verdict in his own case ?
r., x,-,fh al xy,Ah IN,
relief work, has been charged with i'm
properly applying the money of the re-
lief fund. The charge, indeed, is more
serious than that against Mr.. Colfnx.
Investigation has been called for; and
should it take place, pending that inves-
tigation, does the gentleman fancy he
would regard with favor such public de-
nunciations of his assumed guilt?
After venting his spite against MIR.
Colfax, indnlging in low jokes and
trifiing wit, Mr.. Collier raises his pious
eyes to heaven. and with unctuous phrase
calculates "But God, and charity, and
love endure forever. Like God, let us
love and help one another" Verify,
there was holiness! The tongue that
moment before had traduced another,
that had condemned him unheard, and
sneeringly refused him charity, now pro-
nounced the words which grew mean
ingless, nay, hypocritical, on his lips.
o, ont upon such charity! Shame upon
such piety The world is better with
ont them or their apostles A man of
true charity never delights in accusing
his neighbors, but in dwelling upon
their good qualities. Spurious charity
with holy horror avails itself of every
opportunity to parade the faults of
others i'll contrast with its own hollow
pretensions.
1t will be time enough to pass judg-
ment upon Mr.. Colfax when the whole
evidence is ont. Till then the press can
afford to be charitable, even if Mr..
Golfers pulpit cannot.-thicdgo Inter,
fI.,nf
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VARIETIES.
AN Irish trick-Pa-trick.

AN Irish trick-Pa-trick. .....
WoRps that burn-Fire and blazes.
A wArERsPoUT-A teetotal oration.
The most ionized of the prophet
Daniel.
How TO turn peoples heads-Com
into concert late in thick boots.
CAN a medium be said to write with
invisible ink when he writes with spirit?
"WHAT is a smile ?" asked man of a
little girl. "The whisper of a laugh"
said she.
"why may not women vote ?" said one who Susan
And Susan said, as women always say, "Oh, law!"
A MAN out West said he could drink
a quart of Cincinnati whisky, and he
did it. The silver mounting on his coffin
cost S13.75.
ADANBURY man was explaining to his
wife, Sunday morning, how his mother
used to cook pancakes, when she inter-
rupted him with the batter-pitcher. He
is now experimenting with new kind Of
salve.
"SALLY, what have you done with the
cream? These children cannot eat skim
milk for breakfast" Sure, ma'am,
and it isn't myself that would be afther
giving the scum to yez. l TUX that off
and gave it to the CATS
A BoY in Danbury who was told he
should always try to cheer the aged,
tried "three times three and tiger on
his grandmother, Christmas morning,
and the old lady was so startled that she
spilled boxful of snuff on him. He
looks upon the beauties of nature with
his left eye now.
A SOCIETY for the suppression of slang
has been formed among the pupils of
the girls High School of San Francisco.
Said reporter to one of its members:
"Your object is praiseworthy one. Do
you think you will succeed in eradicat-
ing conversational slang?" Said she:
"You bet y
81 AM not used to begging" said
little girl to lady of whom she had
asked aims, "because only two weeks
ago my father was merchant =! "Why.
child, how could he be reduced to pow
erty so soon?' "My father took bad
two-dollar bill at his peanut stand, and
it ruined him." sobbed the child.