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The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11
For Sale.

A DOUBLE steam saw mill in good
"A running order, log roller and turner
attached, stationery engiue reckoned at
So horse power, so and 40 inch saws, and
all other necessary machinery complete.
The above mill will cut from 5000 to s, 200
feet of lumber per day OF ten hours saw
ing. Persons wishing to purchase such
property will do well to call and examine
the above, located on Timber creek, two
miles east of II. r. depot in W AZ efield,
Clay county, Kan. For further informa-
ton call on the proprietors at the mill or
at Moses Yonkin's near the mill.
II. A. l. W. L. ELIAS,
12-IGz Projectors.
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episcopal CuUECH.--Scrvices for
Esryer Day. Subject for the morn
ing S'Thc Resurrection of Christ
Glad Tidings." Subject Tor the eve
ming: "Knowledgc, Obedience and
Felicity"
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MAPLEwooD CEMErERY.-H.Co Conner
Is the authorized agent for the sale of
lots in this cemetery, located north
west of the city. He viii attend to
having graves dug for those Who de-
sire him to do so.
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Bids for Work Cattle.

KAw INDIAN AGENCY, \
COUNCIL GRVVE, Kan,
March IL, 1873.
q EALED bids will be received until
y April 10, 1878, for furnishing eight
yoAe of well broke work cattle, not to ex-
coed seven years old, with good Jokes
and chains.
Also, for furnishing four fourteen inch
breaking plows, with rolling cutters.
Bids need not include all the articles
mentioned
The right is reserved to reject any and
all bids. MAHLON STUBBS,
12-14K u. S. Indian Agent.
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Rev. \. N. Averin will preach
next sabbath morning and evening at
the stone school house on Dow creek.
There Will be no service at the Baptist
church here in the morning. In the
evening Rev. A. Z. Stuart will preach.
Setmon TO commence at ~ o'clock.
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Go and see how much t. costs you
to Stare sumptuously" at Harvey's
new restaurant, old corner of Fergu-
son & Harvey. l5tf
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Do not fail to call at whitley & Hen
sons if you want the worths of your
money, as they are selling goods.
cheaper than ever. 13tf
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Tho Normal school Faculty have all
rendered their resignation, 10 permit
the new board TO organize things just
as /; may desire.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

The Loan Association auctioned Off
over 800 Monday evening, and will
probably offer nearly that am cunt
next Monday.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

The spotted fever" has not killed
anybody in Emporia. Epidemics
don't amount to much here.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Smith & Dixon shipped load of
Weir elilslwtors to solomon City, on
thu h! r. road, last Saturday. They
have also shipped large numbers of
them to Wichita aud other points in
the Southwest.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

PLows, which never fail to give
satisfaction, at
Off SMITH & DIxeS's.
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RETURSED.-G. W. Newman and
wife arrived home Saturday, and have
been welcomed by their numerous
friends
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Lockerman's school house was well
hlled Saturday evening, to hear the
bonds discussed OH both Sides We
hear that the bonds were endorsed by
f,vo maiaritr
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New Spring cassimeres, Cheviot's
English and German diagonal coat
ings, all new designs and just receiv-
ed at BANCROFT Sc McCARTER's.
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SOME malicIoIs boys tear OF newly
posted bills. There Is law against
this, and the boys alluded to will soon
get into trouble.
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Don't say anything, but call at orr
store and see the "Climax Corn Plant
err" just arrived, at
9tf Smith &c DIxoN'S.
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We are now offering a splendid
piece Of heavy black gros grain silk
for 80 per yard.
81 a. W E,,,v.,,r "a
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81. X. So I. r. Il. LANDs.--H. f.
Norton is the agent, in this city, for
the Missouri, Kansas and Texas rail-
road lands in Lyon county. Any in
formation concerning them will be
furnished by applications ut his office.
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ATTENTION SCHOOL DIRECTORS.
We sell school Desks

on long time, and also purchase
School Bonds Issaed for Raiidiag Purposes
Fer information address
LEWIS Co,
sOa 4 904 Washington Avenue,
smes st. Louis, No.
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\ poor house would save its cost in
year or two by keeping paupers at
about one quarter of the expense OF
the present high priced system.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Hank Lowe is now running the
popular Central stables, 'all alone by
himself" He has very complete
outfit, and tirst-class facilities. Better
call and see Lowe when you want any
accommodations IN his line.
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BUSINESS NOTICES.

\ good dinner at Tom Harvey's for
p cts. 1Jtf
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Remember Rev. 4. NJ. AveTilfs ap-
pointment at the Central school house
next Sunday.
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'HH.n0O Fls z

Prof J.. b. Kellogg and family pass
"a throagh this city hast Saturday on
their way to Colorado, where they go
onaaeO0Hnt gef- the poor health of
Mtsl H. ~
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WANTED "A lady who desires that
her abest parior" should have the
loveliest pattern of wall paper eyer
brought TO this city, at
IL Fox & HADIEY's.
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IMPORTANT TO LADIEs.--Wibley &
Henson have full line of Globe and
Madam .Foy's Corscts. They are the
best out. 15tf
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

New spring prints of new design TO
be opened this week at
SIT BANCROFT & McCARTER's.
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Fo6SD! "A place where school
books are sold at 30 per cent. less than
pu blishers' prices; that all goods sold
are as represented. Try it, at Fox s
Hadley's, and see If this is not SO. II
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Wv, Williams is financial partner
iu'a furniture mandatory at Belle
vIIc, Ohio.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Whitley & Henson have the best line
Of Black Alpaca in the city. Call for
the raven black. -
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good as Miss Sawyer's Salye; that
every family should have box; that
it will do all and even more than it is
recommended to do. 12y1s
EMIGRATION TURNING! CHEAP
FARMS IN SOUTHWEST MISSOURI THE
Atlantic Sc Pacific railroad company
offers 100000 acres of land in Central
and Southwest Missouri, at from So to
S12 per acre, on seven years time, with
free transportation from st. Louis to
all purchasers. Climate, soil, timber,
mineral wealth, schools, churches and
law-abiding society invite emigration
from all points to this land of fruits
and flowers. Fer particulars address,
A. Tuck, Land Commissioner, st.
Louis, Mo. 12y1
NOTICE TO FARMERS, TRApPERs AND
Fur DEALERS. Wanted, at the Chi
cago Branch Store, opposite Ban
croft Sc McCarter's dry goods store,
5000 minks, 1000 offers, 10000 rae
coons, 10000 skunks, 10000 wolf skins
and Others in proportion, tor which
we will pay Chicago prices in cash.
Call and SEQ us before selling else
where, rs it is for your own benefit.
Also 100000 pounds of dry and green
hides wanted ut the Chicago Branch
store, for which we pay Chicago prices.
Call on Epstein IL CO., of the Chicago
BranchStore, 13G Commercial street.
4 WORD To TRAVELLERS I'VE have
word to say in favor of the Missouri
Pacific railroad. It was the "pioneer"
line Westward and is the sold reliable"
route to st. Louis. With the improve
ments which have been made during
the past year, we believe that the Mis-
track and the finest and safest equip
ment of-any line westof the Mississ-
ippi. 1t Is the only line which runs
three daily express trains of fine
ped with the Miller platform and the
patent air brake, from leading points
in the West, through Kansas City, Sc
dalia and Jefferson City TO st. Louis
without change, connecting at st.
Louis with eleven different through
routes to points North, Eastand South.
Particular information, with maps,
time tables, &C., may be had at the
various "through ticket" railroad sta
tions in the West, OF upon personal or
written application to G. III. Baxter,
Western Passenger Agent, Kansas
City. Mo-, or Z. A. Ford, General
Passenger Agent, St. Louis, No.
12y1
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

T. II. Fry, agent for Lazarus &
Morris Perfected SpectacI. Is and Eye
Glasses.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

The Board of County Commissioners
met last Monday. We have not got
their proceedings yet.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

/. +. Perley has returned from a
business trip thro ugh the southeast
ern counties.
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GAS NEAT AS WAx."-This is the
exclamation of all who visit Thos.
Harvey's new quarters on the old cor
ner so long occupied by Ferguson &
Harvey. We stepped in there the 9TH
CT evening, and did not know the
place. It'is cleaned, beautifully pa
pered, carpeted, and is really n very
inviting place. Tom has commenced
the summer campaign in the ice cream
trads, and his establishment through
out is comfortable looking, exceeding
ly neat, and convenient. He will also
run the bakery and confectionery
business TO perfection. We advise all
TO drop in and see him.
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TO THE PUBLIC.

"AVING resigned the Office of Attor-
Ii ney of the Missouri, Kansas and
Texas railway company for Kansas, and
having opened law Office in this city,
shall give my undivided attention 10 my
profession. Those placing business in my
hands may rest assured that / will use
every honest effort to make satisfactory
returns. Very respectfully,
WILLARD DAVIS.
Parsons, Ham, March Is, 1873. 1920
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Trunks, yalises, travelling bags,
rubber goods, wool socks, etc, at YIN.
Capp's. ianI-tf
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DAas O-NJs w OAtAAEAB
no n o Il OPP a TIL - II i.
Chronic diseases treated by electric
ity. Nasal catarrh treated by new
method. No charge unless satisfac-
tory cure is made. Office first door
south of the Post Office.
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WINDOW SHADEs.-We have as good
an assortment of window shades as
can be found in the market.
II FRY & HEDGES.
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The Thermometer got up to % de-
grees in the shade last Friday. Pretty
good for April 4.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

WALL PAPER.--A splendid assort-
ment of all grades OF wall paper.
II FRY & HEDGES.
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Parties supplied with everything in
the confectionery line at lowest prices
at Morris & Bottser's. ianl-tf
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

7. III. Fry, agent for AIorton's Gold
Pens; keeps the largest stock in the
city.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

Houses seem to rent very readily,
and many new corners are reported.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

The question of shade trees versus
COWS and horses, will soon he upon us.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

just receiyed-all the novelties in
the millinery line, at
1916 MRS. KIDDEK's-
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If you want fresh Rolls, Rnsils, Pas
try and all varieties of Cake, 90 to
Morris s Bottger. jan1-tf
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Probate Judge Cunningham has
been full of business this week.
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The Commissioners have ordered
three new safes tor the court house.
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Only six candidates out so far for
County Treasurer.
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IMPORTANT TO MEN AND Boys
whitley 6 Henson have a very large
stock of mems and boys.ciothing All
new, nobby, full suits, ut 81, SIS 80
and so. l5tf
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The new City Council organizes
next Monday. stssrr
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LAD1Es.-Call at Mrs. Kidder's fol
new spring hats. 1916
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Miss. j. l.. Patty returned from Ohio
on Saturday.
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WE CLAIM that Miss Sawyer's Salye
is entirely. different from all others;
that there are a great many good
salyes offered tor sale, but none SO
good as Miss Sawyer's Salve; that
every family should have box; that
it will do all and even more than it is
recommended to do. 12y1F
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EMPoRIA NEW S.
FRIDAY, APRIL II, 1873.
!. II. 4 5. +. r. II.

n Il. x :. +. II, Il.
Mail train going east $50 4. m.
Accommodation. east $40 n. m.
eiafi train going west ,... 500 m
Accom-. :. $40 Il. IN.
Trains run daily except Sunday, and
y1lRalGe Ele-e-roHurrffo Atchfsan FOR All
gRtplntsL east. north and south, SEVENTH
hine miles in distance, and about five
hours time saved by taking this route to
Chicago and points east. only one change
OF ears 10 Chicago, Through tickets to
all principal points In tho United States
and Canada, for sale at the depot, near
the court house, by A.G. LAKIN,
fHE Agent
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The coal mine hole is down about
l25 feet.
The Emporia news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1859-1881, 1873-04-11

The Germans give dance Monday
night.
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Remember next Sunday Is Easter.
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BUILDING MATERIAL.-Sand, lime,
cement, plastering hair and building
stone of all kinds kept constantly on
hand and sold cheap, by
III. A. CHAMPLIN,
Cor. Sd and Constitution ST.,
lift Emporia, Kansas.
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DIR. JNo. NJ. CRILEY

New spring goods have commenced
coming ut
etf BANCROFT & McCARTER,s.
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EMPORIA NATIONAL BANK.

EMF kiR EsA1IUNAL BANK
Successor to EMPoRIA BANK AND saw.
IN6s ASSOCIATION.
OLDEST BANKING HOUSE IN SOUTH
WESTERN KANSAS.
Interes paid on time deposits
Drafts drawn on Eastern cities and all
points in Europe.
Tickets TO and from all European ports,
for sale at lowest prices.
Special attention paid to collections on all
points in Kansas, for which we
have unusual facilities.
Gold coin and sterling exchange bought
at current rates.
The highest price paid for school, town.
ship, city and county bonds.
=. b. PLUME, President.
w. I. SoDEN, Vice President.
l.. T. HERITAGE, Cashier.
DIRECTORS:
=. u. Plumb, W. T. Soden, l.. T.
Heritage, Lewis Lutz, /. f. Perley, Dam
lei Biiler, III. II. Bates. n. w. Phillips.
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KEEP II BEFoRE THE PEoPLR.--
whitley & Henson are selling a better
class of goods, and at lower prices
than ever before.
War prices and shoddy goods ---
Have had their day; 6
But good goods and low prices
VIII always pay. 13tf
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~ They say spring has come.
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BRIcK.-Uncle Abe Pollard is get
ting reaGy TO burn brick this spring.
His first kiln will be 10000. Several
parties are talking of building. To
promise that the brick will be good
would be superiiuous. Look at those
in the front of the new Normal build
ing, and in the new Union block.
They are as good, in every way, as can
he found in this State. This city owes
much to Uncle Abe, because until he
came here there was no good brick
made. In fact, several had tried
the business and gave out that good
brick could not be- made here. Mr.,
Pollard settled that question mighty
quick, and to the best interests of the
city. We hope he will prosper.
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Yesterday, Cochran, the grocer, ac-
cidentally broke an egg. 1t astonish-
cd him. Floating around in the
albumen was smaller egg, enclosed
in its perfectly hard shell. And on
breaking this egg Il very small egg
was also found floating around in it.
This is true, for we saw the lot. Now
ii the big egg had been Matched. would
not the chicken it produced have had
a live chicken inside its stomach {?
and that one another chicken in its
own stomach? And what fearful ap-
petite the outside chicken would have
evinced! And what an awful time
the whole three would have had in
laying eggs! And-but we don't dare
20 imagine anything more.
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IanI-tf
The weekly Shasta courier., 1873-06-07

The following incident of Lincoln's
first Inauguration is told by the st.
Louis Republican
"When the President elect came
forward upon the platform prepared at
the east front of the Capitol his natural
embarrassment was increased by gor-
geous wardrobe, in which it was evil
dent he felt exceedingly uncomfortable.
The stiff dress coat, vest, and panta-
looms of black broadcloth were enough
of themselves to disturb his equinim-
ity, but to these were added other in
cumbrances in the shape of brand
new silk hat and a ponderous gold
headed cane. The cane he managed to
put away in a corner, but the DISPOSE
ton of the hat perplexed him. 1t was
too good to throw away, too nice to
rest upon the rough boards, SO, for
minute, Lincoln stood in the gaze of
assembled thousands, grasping the hat
desperately, and seeking in vain for
safe place to deposit it. Douglas, who
sat Immediately in the rear, saw the
embarrassment of his rival, and, rising,
took the shining beaver from its sorely
bothered owner, aud held it during the
delivery of the inaugural address,
The weekly Shasta courier., 1873-06-07

BUFFALo-WILD AND TAME.-The
buffalo have been killed off at a rate
which, if continued for two or three
years longer, will exterminate the race,
many hunters having killed from 500 to
800, and one outfit having killed over
2,1OO. As they only sell very small
portion of the meat, nine-tenths of these
buffalo may be said to be killed for the
hide. which for bull brings from $3.50
to 50, and cows, Sl.25 to 1926. There
is no sale for the meat except In the
winter months, when it is shipped East.
The buffalo are all out now as far as the
Colorado line. Some action should be
taken by Congress to protect these AMI
mails.
We tried the experiment last year of
raising buffalo calves, and lost eight out
of ten on an average, all dying IN four
or five days after being taken, as they
were overheated by running them down.
Those that lived over that time have
done very well, and are no more trouble
than any hand-raised calf, and quite as
tame. This also applies to antelopes.
The weekly Shasta courier., 1873-06-07
WIT AND HUMOR.

Pawnbrokers prefer customers who
are without any redeeming qualities.
QUERY.-Can dark woman be con-
sidered one of the fair sex:
As a drunken man was staggering
along the Bowery the other night, ne
saw street-cars passing him with differ
ent-colored lights, and gazing at the
red, yellow, blue, and green lamps, was
heard soliloquizing, 81 mus get out o
this place. It's too sickly. They're
running the drug-stores around on
wheels"
A girl in Indianapolis, who has
5000, 900, advertises for sealed proposals
for marriage. The postmaster has de-
cided to charge her double price for her
box, as it keeps one clerk half his
time filling it up with pink-tinted en-
velopes, and the whole Office is scented
with musk and bergamot like a per-
tuners shop.
A London lady, who had her purse
snatched recently, received note from
the thief signed "an unfortunate, the
writer stating that it was his first Of
tense, and that starvation and inability
to find work, had led him to it. He
promised to return the amount, If he
was prospered; if not he should proba-
bly, steal more from somebody.
A greenhorn from the country went
to a menagerie to examine the beasts,
the birds, and creeping things there
congregated, among which an ourang
particularly struck his attention. Sew
eral gentlemen were conversing about
the animal, one of whom expressed the
opinion that it was a lower order of the
human species. Jonathan did not like
this, and striding up to the gentleman,
expressed his contempt for it thus ::
pooh. pooh! he's no more human
than be-"
A worthy father Of numerous FAM
lily was taking one of his little ones, a
child of seven years, to church. On the
way the little fellow met playmate,
and stopped to play marbles. A quar-
ter of an hour afterward his father saw
him coming to him bathed in tears.
"What is the natter" he asked.
Papa, have lost all my marbles
"Of course; God Furnishes you for
not going to church"
"But, papa, neither did Joseph 60,
and he has won"
The weekly Shasta courier., 1873-06-07
We take pleasure in calling attention to the ad-

We take pleasure in calling attention to the ad-
vertisement of the Keller, Hine & Thomas Com
pany, of New York and San Francisco New
Enterprise). visit to their warerooms, TT
Market Street, will repay any one interested in
goods for ornamenting public and private grounds.
Here you will see a splendid assortment of the
finest fountains, statuary, figures, and vases made
in our country, or in any other we might well say
The animals are up to life, and the stable-hx-
lures, weather-vanes, and other ornamental cast
ings, are worthy Of note. They are also manu-
facturers of the celebrated Sluthour Pump, which
was exhibited in San Francisco and at the State
Fair in Sacramento last fall, with such astonish-
ing results. Il was then called the Eureka
Pump, but is now called after the inventor, as
named and adopted by the Government. This
pump itself should draw crowds in this dry coun-
try, to witness the astonishing flow Of water for
small exertion of hand-power, as they have it
in operation. Also, the perfected self-reguiating
Windmill they have on exhibition is a pretty
sight, and should in this country find ready
sale. Call and see them, send for circulars.
The weekly Shasta courier., 1873-06-07

A customer came in one day and said,
sold woman, what do you ask for her
ring" Three cents apiece" said the
old lady. "Tll take one" said the GUS
toner; and the aged vender proceeded
to do it up. "What do you ask for
beer." said the customer, as the parcel
was handed him. "Three cents
glass;" said she. "On the whole" said
he, I'll take glass of beer instead of
the herring" So he took the beer and
started to go. beg pardon" said the
old lady, "but you haven't paid for the
beer" "Paid for it! Of course not.
Didn't give you back the herring for
it," "Well, but" persisted the old
lady, "you didn't pay for the herring"
PAY for the herring! Of course l
didn't. l didn't take it, did Il"
WELL" said the old woman, after
pause, in which she strove in vain to
master the mathematics of it, 81 pre-
sumo you're correct, but / wish you
wouldn't trade here any more"