The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-04-05
NEW NOR WfsrERs.

Sweet hnmc--A bee>hive.
A stock in irade-Hosiery.
Twisted hemp cures felons.
"A notice of peal-Lightning.
"A maiden specch-''Ask papa"
"A had thing I" keep-La'e hours.
Wisconsin has 400 pound beavers.
-Jsps in Japan are to wear trousers.
The best thing out An aching tooth.
The best color for fsccs-Water color.
Board If Educat,on--Thc blackboard.
-Gcorgc Pcab,dy is a Salem policeman.
-Woman's Mission Submission. likely!
Turin, Italy. has produced 80 ton can.
non.
Mark Twain is hard at work on John
Bull"
Alexis il flirting with the slant eyed
japanese girls.
"A question of privilegc-asking to 6"
home with girl.
The present site Of Pi,tsburg was once
sold for fiddle.
Indiana has decided not to pay school
teachers for holidays
ST. Paul is proud over a prospective
$2jO, 900 court house.
There are $50 German newspapers pub
l'shed in this country.
Florida, has the worst kept hotels of
my State in the Union.
"A new railroad is needed between New
York and Boston every ten years.
The Rev. Dr. Puscy. the celebrated
English clergyman. is 73 years old.
The bees Of the United States produce
&s.OoO. 600 worth of honey annually.
"A four year old recen,lv complained
that hi. teeth had stepped on his tongue.
Baltimore has prophet who predicts
the restoration Of the Bonap~rtcs in 1875.
Speaking of ehe fashions. there's not
much change in gen,lemens pants this month
Ex-Governor Curtin is lccturing on
Russia in Pennsylvania towns. ut thirty cents
head.
Incredible rs It may seem. some Of the
richest planters of Jamaica live on the cof.
fee grounds.
-Berlin's court jewclcr is nearly 80 years
of age, worth million, and lives in ashan,y
near the city.
"A western editor says Of a neighboring
editor with quiverlng cyclid that he stdt.
tiers in the eye"
Tho Pittsburg man who invented lamp
chimneys has made over half million dol
lars out of them.
Old Texans declare that they never knew
by actual experience what cold weather was
before this winter.
oil CITY. Pennsylvania, has started its
nineteenth daily paper. The other eighteen
didn't hold out To burn.
---''Peacc, peace, when there's no peace. ="
msde famous and popular by Patrick Henry
is from jeremiah Wit, II.
Dickens portrayed among other cl,arac-
ters 12 sbrews, IA swindlers. 10 old maids,
80 widows, and 81 lawyers.
Mrs. Par,ington says that there must he
som. kin between poets and pulle.s, tor they
are always chanting their lays
The California Cinnamon will mike \
clock AMI case out If an oyster can, bits Of
wire. two nails and piece of lead.
An American circus, on huge raft, Is
being towed up the Rhine. stopping a' each
village or town to give performance.
New Orleans Picoyuns: In the olden
times in Louisiana when man hal . law.
suit, he used u hire lawyer, now he has
To hire judge"
MIR. Biers,a.lt. is working upon large
winter view in Yosemite, and has also IN the
easel striking study Of the seal rocks a'
the Farrs]onc Islands.
-Kalama1.'O, Mich. will Ike foriy>twa
years old next June II cnj,yed seven
years Of comparative happincss before re
ceiving its present name.
One Of the New Jersey papers says tha
Tom Scott, the railway king. spen, $780,
coo u defeat hill in the Slate Lex islaturc
last week. and succeeded.
A boy eight years old. at Lowell. Massa
chuset,s, spelled seven thousand words with
out miss, and he put one hundred To tho
committee and they missed fifteen.
The witches of Macbeth could rot hsv'
been experienced real estate dealers, or they
never would have acknowledged . deed
without uame.-Nsw York Lsdger.
= when Shakespeare wrote about patienc'
On monument, did be refer to doctor's ps
tients? No. How do you k,ow be didn't
because you always find:them under mon.
ument.
A child was born At McKeansburg
scI,uylkil! county, . few days since, wh'cl
weighed but eight ounces. and was vel
formed and perfect in every way. l. VA
still living q last accounts. LIS
"A Minncsols paper says that the nrs
court ever held 10 the Territ0ry tn"w State
Of Minnesota, was held at Saltwater on th,
second Monday of August. lS4o. II was ia
session six days, and dispos d Of sixty cases
The first lumber mill Was sfe;teI in 1850.
The largest quill Of The golden eagl,
weighs only .ixty.dve grains. and seven sucI
quilts do no. weigh more than penn!
piece. The fcs,hers of common fow
weigh only thrcs ounces, and the eu,ir
plummaye Ut IN owl weighs only on
ounce aud half.
Dunlo Nm = . 11aalmnaa.
The following good joke On Mr. Cody
going the rounds:
Buffalo Bill was It Hartford. Conn.,. th
other day, and while visiting COli's Armory
, tbs large numhcs It spectators WIN he'd =
semb!ed 10 re the famous sclut, desire
, HIM 10 furnish them With N exhibiiio
| ~ his skill - = mnrksman Bjll rave II