The Fairfield herald. [volume] (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1849-1876, 1873-06-11

y e'o'y 'iiue HuCn we WuS SIX and
six. THIS aro uncommon good trick
Paul, and>mought be of servics to US
yit, for this are q progressive ago YOU
no, and we must keep up or drap bo.
hihd-I was monstrous glad to see
that you had teohed up the hospitali.
ty and selfishness of the Townfolk, fir
they wore kneeding lick just here.
Take out old Miss and few
more and cuss me if they would ak
you home to dinner, if the slobber
was running outen yur mouth like n
! hongry hound waitin for bread ,
Sj.mo of these same folk is uncommon
! goo;;' on; ..gree"s nd pq!lioker and.
Herioon Ticker too, wGcu thcy do r'o'
| ~ tue country rs | have heard say.
here arc another thirg wh It 1 want.
rs 20 notice. There cuu.o a f.l)er
bear aud sot on !. bench, and sponted
Eoiler'ick, for law, and performed
fe"ts Of gnIluutry for tho nu<cncpt ur
nIggcr w:mmin, and lie wIs voted =
vote OF thanks by tho biggest and
most notoriouscst men IF the Tuwu--
. NV P"ul, hit are IL mighty true FAY
ing II at the old crcks crows, and the
; young ones larn. And Il >ich as this
/ rrSc yes the communication nf roud
uen OF th' town, what The devil do
us go"n3 d""Is care, fer what 'sho
rack 'tas-anu-b..b tail ~ y about oar
Rlayin seven Up. in the s, rloon. In
'her language of the cmortal yolt,
"oN prof.ndua eifurcco."
No Paul, hit ain't no uso ;t.N:in
about your Serloon keepers, nor sinu-
atng bout Somebody ell dan.
IN rral llziug your YOU'RE men, when
the likes of thio is 6eir:g d;h in
broh'l op"n day light. And they vas
monsrro".!y like yo'H, Paul, far Ms
soon as they had laid this here q eat
big buzsari's a?r. they run to BIZ
Nit'ums and gut h':m TO 5put hit in
his paper, SO that all tho young men
Of the !}tcrer and eve,ywher use,
chnli zee eS bow hit didn't make no
dl!frrncc what Il man desc so long as
he hc!t up his he'd and looked kinder
braz"n bout hit.
:. Sacakin. bout nigs, I hayo hcc7d
Peter Bird say.a monstrous smart
thing. Me and Peter was a walkin
along one day, aud says | to Peter
says |, Peter, don't sit too close to
me, has you never heard of tie old
parabcl what says as how evu com.
mun'cantS is bound ter hayo bad
manners :; says Peter ter ne says ne,
"Jack, it's mesclf that has herd
that same, but by tho powers of n
wakely man I don't know how in the
diril ye'd git about spelling Il rotten
aiG." This sot inc to studyin, for !
Enowcd Potter kne@ed all about aiys.
| had seed him q studyin the bbcuer.
logical developments of thees kento.
mol1gioal exuberanccs what was pro.
dncod SO maghimously y on tho farms in
old Furginia, whar nc and hin fout,
bled, and dyed so glorously fur the
priverlidge Of soDdihg sandy ford ter
tho Sinate, and hits on mi mind Wit,
Lets pitch in Paul, here am food fur
the "filosofer." If we don't stop this
here adding presses, darn me if these
young aiks don't git SO badly spilled
that them there cusscd Serloon keep.
ers won't be able to make us a mess
of thomaS1orry outen whole settin
of en-.
You has also made another good
pint on the young foxes of Town
which are to wit, that the gals and
Buys don't 60 ter see one nother as
ott'n as they shood. This ain too
trew, so I thought I'd, jist ak one The
reason fer why fer l knowed that
we had tie prettfcst and sweetest Gals
of any town in the State, and Mcr
warn't II gwinc to do nothin rong, if
they knowed hit. Says she to me
says she, Mr.. Clubs, foxes are mon.
stus partiular aboat ther boy chillun
now days, and ever time + calls.
the old :hns jist poke out into
ther parlor aid thar they sets,
jlst like somethin as expected to hatch
somethin, and | ain't gwinc to
COMO more, taia't, till they fetchcs
off their brood. Then again, says she
and eho was the incest, prctt;cst..
pctty.cote warih; littlo creture YOU
ever soed--if we nx the young mon
to weeuns house, you know as how
thar Is some mitey long tung people
bout here, what does talk powerfully
outln their mouths, and tho fuss
thing you knows we il gwinc ter kit
married next week. Says to hir
says l, sis, you is rite, l woodn,t 90
nuthcr, but do ycc jist hold on & lit.
t,c' me and Paul is a gwinc to fix this
thing rite. So come on Paul, thar
arc "broad field" aforc us. Hit en-
again, they are a knecdin lit sure.
But MS I scd aforc, don't Iced triump rs
too, strong in the beginnin, hit ain a
bad plan to croud the mow;;iseys too
heav,y, and some Of thor fellcrs is n
!ookin mitey sick, l seed en- myself
Hit have been rendered as a fack in
material history, that the camel don't
trot no faster afore tie whip, than he
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