The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-10-25
VALUABLE facts-fact-ories.

WIltc 40 NNNA'
THE red letters in the Democratic
alphabet-O-h-i-o.
PLENTY of mud holes. Street COM
missioner to the front!
ABOUT every sixth roof In Dallas
knows what it is to leak.
THE coming medicine man--Goung-
blood. That is, he's coming to Dallas.
THE Trinity gained two inches yes
terday morning and lost it before
night.
CLOUDS, rain and gloom yesterday
ond sour kraut remained cloud" ut the
same figures.
V.Ry little wood being brought in,
Very big wood being kept back Tor
better prices.
For 'startcr" on the burnt district,
Mr.. Reneiclic has dug the foundation
for IA twc-atory brick.
\ DOWNTOWN family, who lave
been using their umbrellas for table
legs. ate Off the floor last night.
MASTER MECHANIC RUSSELL wants
e. .rc the shape of the chaps nose VINO
lei tlr water ,ut of the tax Al the
bridge, thu ,tler nj ht.
AN.ul... u,r -trA."enip "a Meh
,,lo,d f. R.utiN's liz, h,tMeth
Galveston ard %r' York. i.cr name
Is ''rie ti.y II Waco.
lrdD'. t.yt.5 AK; upA4 - "n"t
Il, rich \ i've JrLr "a! 'itl AS tea
Der on fire down on 5iali street, yes
terlay afternoo!r, was certain $ e0roth
child.
THE rcsideI,, upied by Mr.. Page,
on the corner {. commerce and Lamar
streets, caught fire yesterday from u
defective fue. 1t was promptly eX-
tinguished.
THE District Court was principally
engaged yesterday IN wipng out some
old musty cases that have heen cling
ing to the docket like sucker 10 Il
garden worm.
THE man that has many squares IL
walk after dark in this city, on any
of 1.-THE back streets, needs to have what
Il great many of our new buildings
have-an iron front.
ABOUT the first thing Dallas wives
said to their husbands, yesterday, as
thew entered their respective homes
was, "Dt ut bring more than cart
load of mud in at one time."
a GRAND ball will be given at the
brewery garden on Saturday night. a
delightful time is anticipated, as elabo-
rate preparations have been made.
The Dallas city cornet band will be on
hand.
OAr meal is being used very gen.
orally in this city. After one OF oui
citizens had ate an unusually hearty
supper of it the other night, he
dreamed he was horse, and miser-
able poor one, too.
THE wasl-basin shape of the late
style of ladies, bonnets, caused worn
basket to be mistaken 10y an unobserv'
ing female, up town the other day, fol
her hat, and clapping it on, Off she
went shopping.
RESIDENTS of Market, Jefferson
Austin and Lamar streets, would like
the council to. swim around on those
streets and see how it would do tt
start National swimming school, ou
of those localities.
A POSSE of policemen, headed by thu
Marshal. arrested some "vags" nigh
before last, who were sleepingin a hay
stack Oh the bank of the river, hetweel
Elm aud Main streets. This is ont
way of curing the ebay fever"
Two car loads of salt at the Pacific
depot, yesterday, enabled us to tel
lust how many COWS In this cit!
needed that mineral. Fifty sever
were the number, and it took eigh
active niggers to keep them ut bay.
A GENTLEMAN who few weeks ag'
was engaged in trimming trees in thi
city, was applying for position a
teacher the other day. Dallas schoo
bows have no disposition to be places
i'm charge ofany man who understand
how to trim trees.
A WIDOW lady in the city, who
about to marry second lime, was sur
prised to have lcr hoy wake her u
Yesterday M Irning VITA this an
nounccment OF how the weather was
"Ma! Ma! its as bright a. the top c
my second Dads head!"
ORR friends, Mcssrs. +. .. iryaa I
c., have removed to their landr"n'
new store on Main street, Doa, -.
Dallas foundry, where they afc 'i"'
opening their large stock of fall good'
Go and see item, they have splendi
stock, and aim to sell low, and will d
II,
A COUPLE of teams collided on tn
Commerce street bridge yesterday a
ternoon, an9as the horses Of each {
them could not be made to turn eitht
to the right or left, it was "pull Dicf
pull devil" until the wheel Of one {
the wagons was broken into pieces,an
the axle of the other snapped in'two.
ONE of the good little boys that W
read of, was seated in the Court var
yesterday looking sadly up at the wal
of the courthouse; a'ong came one {
those good men who pat good littl
boys on the head and often give theI
the core of an apple or worn-or
shinplaster and tell them they ma
yet rise to be missionaries or accom-
,,lssborF eyrox.o dfuOora- and the zoo