The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-03-28

50 long as the boys don't play keeps
and try to make the girls "knuckle
down" If you try that game the
girls will certainly Event your evers. "
A Frisco barber lust week lathered
his wife, and it will be n close shave
if he don't have to run his little shop
in the Penitentiary for n year or two.
At ball at Cornelius, Washington
county, knock-down and stabbing
affray was the diversion of the eve
ming. All about "chaw oterback-
er."
Measles was what allied the family
OF Mrs. sDuniway last week, aud
although they (the measles) came out
in good time tho MeO Northwest
didn't.
A. J. Fenwick was to. have been
hanged to-day ut San Diego, CAL,
but ho last week cheated the Sheriff
out of his hanging fees by suicidine
with poison.
The Herald of yesterday states that
its local reporter, DIR. Isaac NJ. King
has been missing for "a hours md il
is feared TINT he has been foully
dealt with.
An artesian well ut Los Angeles
has got down about two hundred and
fifty feet. They haven't got water
yet, but they have struck beautiful
lot Of bones.
Col. Leonard, of Portland, laid his
wet Panama hat in the lot to dry.
1t was good straw and he now values
young horse moro because the hat
is i'll its stomach.
The Office Of Oregon Indian Super
intendent is to be abolished. Thus,
Bent, thy phatness vanishes, like
the moving mists-yea. verify! it
goeth fuking!
A little son OF T.. II. Zigler, OF
Roseburg. was caught under the
turn-table at the depot of that place
IL few days ago, and had ono of his
legs badly crushed.
4 Col. G. \. Reed of Salem, is en-
gagged in painting n panorama OF
Oregon scenes in q parts, which be
proposes to exhibit on this coast and
in the Eastern States.
The Bozeman Courier, of March
7, steals full column OF our Pacific
Coasters" heading and NIL. That
editor would make a good boss for n
band Of high-waymen.
Capt. Boswell has formed a military
company of tho students of the State
Agricultural College at Corvallis,
and is putting the boys through mill
tary tactics pretty lively"
Salem claims 10 have n child &C
months old whose grand parents arc
not quite 80 years OF age. Now
that's tectle too thin. even for q
newspaper man to swallow.
4 murderer was last week taken
from his clinging wife and mothers
arms aud hanged by n mob. The
man whose wife he had murdered
adjusted the fatal moose.
Los Angeles. California, wholesale
houses are ngitnting the closing OF
their stores Sunday, there being so
much horse racing around that custo-
mers postpone business.
The citizens OF Astoria offer to
donate 500 feet OF river front for
wharf and warehouse privileges, to
any company who would construct
these needed Improvement
A Company is incorporated for the
purpose of building n railroad from
Roseburg TO Port Oxford, on the
coast. This is one of the most i'm
portant enterprises in Oregon.
A Marion county man last week
paid $40 for the luxury OF raising q
mole-hill over his wife's right eye
with his brawny fist. He now says
"woman's sufferings is too costive for
him."
California is truly q land of Won
ders. They have now dug up q
mans nose from a depth of 144 feet,
and it's just as red and blushing as
when it was severed, some twenty
years ago.
At Harrisburg, on Wednesday,
before the arrival of the Governor
Grover, wheat was 65 cents per bush
el. On Thursday morning Mr.
Baber sold over 2 400 bushels at 75
cents per bushel.
One dozen divorce suits, in Multi.
nomah Circuit Court last week, "fel
through" for want of prosecution.
So theeplaintiffs didn't want to qui
the matrimonial business as badly a.
they thought they did.
Two horsas wara bprrad m IN ,