The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1873-06-12


SEw1Ne on Bu41sns. 1t is bad enough |
70 see bachelor ssw On q b1ttons but he
is the im5odiment Of grace. alongslde
nalried man. Necessity has compelled /
experience in the cese of the former, but /
the latter has always depended upon SONS
one else for tbi5 service, and, fortunately /
for the sake Of society, it is rerely be IS
obliged rs resort to the needle hinseif
Eontetimes the patient wife scalds her
right hand, or runs 3 silver under the
uail Of the index finge- Of that hand, and
tits then that thensn clutches the enetdle
around the neck, and, forgetting 70 tle .
knot in the thread, cotnlneness TO pa5 on
= button. 1t is always IN The morning,
and from tive to tveQty nlnntes sller be !
Is expected to be. down street. Ao lays
the button exactly on the site 81 iIs ne
decessor and pushes the needle through
one eye, and draWsIthe thrsad after, leav-
ing about three inches Of sticking up for
lee way. He says to himsell- : Flsl-..>-ss-s
women don't have the easiest time / ever
see. Then he comes back the othcf way
and gets the needle through tAs clot we'll
enough, and lays himself out to ind the
eye, but il spite OF COED deal Of Jabbngs
the needle point. rsrsizta IN. backing
against the solid pa1te q that bnttcn, aAd
finally, when he lsses patience, MS finger
catches the thread, and that three inches
he had left to hold the button sllp1
through the eye IN q tWinkling. and the
button rolls aeigpralY ac1oee the Z co. Z
He picks i up without 3 single 1en1arks
out of respect for his children aud makes
another attempt to fasten It. This time
when coming back with the needle, he
keeps both the thread and button from
slipping BY covering them with his thumb,
and it Is out Of regard for ikatpzrt of him
that he feels around for the eye "a . very
careful and iudicious manner. but EVENT
ually losing his rli losoph5, As the search
becomes more and morB hoaele1s, be fEils
to iabbing about IN q loose and savage
manner, and Just then the needle fnds the
opening, and comes ap fhzeueh ,e button
and part way through hia thumb with a
celebrity that no human Ingenuity can
guard against. Then he lays down the
things. with q few familiar quotations, and
presses the injured hand between his
knees. andthen holdn i unrer his arms
and 6nally Jams il into his mouth and Al
the while he prances about the hoor, and
calls upon heaven and earth to witness
that there has never been any thing like
It since the world was created, and howls,
and whistles, and means and sobs. After
: while be oalms down, and pnts on his
pants. and iastena them together with
stick, and goes to his business q changed
man Donbstry News.
Daring the winter The GeHmans Of Gin
cinnati formed An association called tie
AcclimaiizAtioR Society. They contTi-
bpted money and sent a man TO Europe,
who has lust returned with q cargo of
1900 birds. The cost Of importation is
little overs 50 for each bird. The 6nches
are the mostnumerousi in the Importation,
Besides these there are green birds, quails
that sing, starhngs, larks, blackbirds
thruanes, and redbreasts. Nearly all the
birds are better singers than our native
birds, and they are equally fine in plum
sge. The society proposes to make still
larger importation this year, with a view
Of getting enough birds to make them all
feel at home.
A correspondent of the Germantown
Telegraph asserts, giving details, that a
smoke house was built in Eastern Penn
sylvania IN 1906 that during the past
season, in repairing the building, q head
of wheat vas found embedded in the cap
of the gable i that five of the grains thus
found were planted, and four Of them
grew 'in bare ground" after having been
embedded in mortar eighty-tWo years. 4
DR.. Reid, the celebrated medical writer,
was requested by s lady of literary emil
nence to call at her house. "Be sure you
recollect the address," said she, as she
quilted the room, "No. l Chesterfield
street." Madame" said the doctor, al
am too great an admirer Of poIiteness not
to remember Chesterfield, and, fear, too
selfish ever to forget mum Der one.
Five living sea fish were recently sent
Ne, - rIrrs he
new consuming over -four days. The fish
werc each about two inches in length, and
were packed in damp aea-weed, from
which all but one came out in good con-
dition, and. soon after being placed In
their natural element, became q. lively as
ever.
The death Of Prince Mzssimo tia head
of one of the Oldest and noblest families IN
Rome, and firm adherent- and champion
of the temporal power Of the Papacy, is
announced. So ancient, indeed, was his
pedigree that he is said to be descended
from Q. Fabius Maximus, the -Cuncta-
tor Of the Punic wars.
@How shall we settle the labor ques-
ton I" exclaimed 3 member of the Georgia
Legislature, in the midst of his speech.
"By all going to work and earning your
living honestly r. thundered an irreVerent
spectator in the gallery. 4 49,
A dictionary of 1,2O0 old artists con-
tains the names Of more than 800 who
lived beyond 60 years Titan was 80
years old, and died of the plague then.
Belini was 90 years old, and Murillo 70
years old at death. a1 iiif
"a prudent man, 7" says awitty French
man, ''ls like PIN; his head prevents