The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1873-04-10
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candidate for Office.
Bill Arp on the Stock Market.
It are honorable to acknowledge that when !
writ some of the foregoing was right smart
fool. 1 can look back and see that amt a
proffet Profes$ ain'h my fort Me and the
uresehers was, both mistaken. We thot we
world whip the whole Of the fte, but we only
whipped two-thirds of it. We whipped it at the
first and in the middle, but they WHIPPED US at
the. last. We never counted on havin to fte
all creashun in front and Ellik Brown and Joe
Stephens & Co. in the rear. It was unfair
contest. If I was a Yank wouldn't never
menshun this war as long as / lvd. I'd be
ashamed to. Old Xerxes, with his big army,
whiped few Spartans, but histry amt got no
respect for him. Now don't want to hurt
feeiins. After man has done mean thing
and bin cotch at it. amt the individual to
keen a throwin it up to him. If the Yanks
are ashamed of their konduct, Pm willin to
drap it and make friends. The pure breed of
Yankees never was favorite stock with me.
When it's jewdishously crossed it does very
we'll. but even then the old Yank will crop out
ever and anon and show the skrub. There is
as much difference in people as there is in
horses. The pure Southerner is blooded stock.
With him honor and fair dealin and family
pride are bigger things than money. The pure
Yank is philthy luker skrub. Money is the
big thing. Their chief end of man is to keep
ali, you git, and git all you can. They like
what other peepul have got better than their
own, and they go for it, and call it speculatin.
IF they can't get it fast enuf that way, they
pass laws in Congress that will get it by degrees
Through tar6s and bounties and sppropria-
shuns they got nearly all we had before the
war. and have stole ali the ballins since. They
look upon us as foeman worthy of their steal.
When a Yank gifts rich and don't want any
more, he gifts sorter honest, and gives away
sum to churches and colleges. Then he lays
down and dies. and has white seprlker bilt
over him. and goes about huntin for Abraham's
hnzznm.
A pure Sousherner don't keer for thrip, but
q yank will git rich OF Of coppefs- He will
Buy nails at four dollars and go cents keg
and retail em out at cents pound. Ten cents
and keg is considered fair profit in Konneti-
kut. He will speculate on anything in the
world. knowed one to buy his wife's dover
for two hundred dollars and sell it to his dady-
in-Iaw for thousin. That was cute way of
maxim the stingy old cuss give him sumthin
before he died. A reglar Yank is a perambu-
latin man.. He out travels all creashun when
hunten roun for money. He don't mind gOin
from, Maine to Mississippi not more than we
mind goin to- the post efis. He insinuates
himself into every land that's got any thing he
can git. He's smart, and he's diligent and he's
never left by the train. These is good quail
ties, and wish our peepul had EN-. When a
clever Yank Gums down South and mixes with
our foaks, he improves rapidly by contakt, and
if he comes in his youth and stays long enuff
and marries in respectable family he is apt
to make good citizen. Ithelps him and helps
the family, especially if its poor and proud,
This kind Of cross genrully does we'll and
brings good froot The off spring is apt to be
lively and shifty and have the love of money
and the love OF honor so butifully mixed up
you can't tell tother frum which. The only
danger is that the Yank may crop out occasion
ally and produce sum mortifcashun. A cross
between Massachusetts, and South Carolina
does very we'll now days. One is chuck
full of money, the other of honor. The
money keeps the honor from perishin, which
is good thing, for if it amt kept comfortable
its inkli1ed to degenerate, and the stock runs
into Shrub 10 two geDerashuns. Honor, nor
nuthin slsey amt bumb proof agin the debasin
influence of an empty stomak. If race boss
amt we'll kept his off spring will play out /;
and so when fnrst family gifts poor, the chill
drenl bekum sekond family, and so on and so
forth, ontil. you can't tell EN- from common
stock. -----.------~
Now nv opinyun is that State or Guver-
rnent ought to keep up its human stock When
man looms up above the horizun as great
man, he ought to be penshuned and supported
=. +L.+ he vopldn,t how IN think ahont MUMMY