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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

A Cincinnati editor thinks that war, pesti-
lence and famine always follow one another.
We have had war, are now having pestilence,
and, he thinks, will soon have the famine.
Like Joseph of Egypt, he is laying in an i'm
mense supply of corn only he takes it in its
fluid form.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
Spectacle Department.

In this department viii he found a full supply of Laza-
Morris Perfected Spectacles, in Gold Silver and
Steel Frames These Spectacls ACKNOWLEDGED by all
who have used them be for elearness and
ease the eye We have sold great numbers of them
and the demand increases.
We have also j. Noses patent EectroGalvanic Specta-
cles-something new-designod to relieve pains in the
head and prevent congestion.
Also, Schaufhausens celebrated German Spectaeles-
good and low-priced.
Eye Glasses OF various styles.
We have by far the largest stock in Hunterdon county
and hardly fail to suit you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
TWO PTCTURES.

An old farm-house with meadews wide,
And sweet with clover on each side;
A hright-eytd boy who looks from out
The door with woodbine wreathed about,
Aud wishes, his one thought all day:
"Oh If could but fly away
From this dull spot the world to see,
How happy, happy, happy,
How happy should bel"
Amid the eity's constant din,
A man who round the world has been,
Who mid the tumult and the throng,
Is thinking, thinking all day long.
"0h could only tread once more
The field-path to the farmhouse door,
The old, green meadow could | see,
How happy, happy, happy,
How happy | should he ~
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
Repairing Department.

Fine Watch and Jewelry Repairing a specially Par
tcular attention gwen the difficult work such
as re icing broken lost parts of Watches making them
equal also broken Jewclry requiring hard sold
ering soft solder used where it is possible to hard
solder An jobs dane By myself send 10 The ely As
a workman l challenge competition. Every job war
ranted to give entire satisfaction charge.
The public invited to call and examine my stock and
prices.
Iannbertyiile, Jsns g. 1879
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
watch and Jewelry Department

sell the best American and Foreign Watches in Gold
and Silver at prices much lower than usually
ask for them in other establishments. Also CLOCKe
Of all styles.
splendid stock Of all the newest patterns of Jewery
hand. We warrant goods TO be represented Of
money refunded.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
SILVER ware Department.

We keep in stock and furnish 10 ORDER at the loves
city rates solid and plated Silver Ware of all kinds
Pitchers Plates, Cups, Cake Baskets Butter Dishes
Bowls, Napkin Rings Knives. Forks, DC, &C.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

The faculty of accommodating ones self to
out of the bitter things of this world, if it be
not true philosophy is something almost as
efficilcious.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

There is strong tendency in us all to be-
lieve what we desire to be true, and to draw
those conclusions to which our inclination
lean.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

A famous rose tree in the island of Ceylon
is eighty feet in circumference and fifteen feet
high. 1t has been known TO bear two hundred
roses in full bloom at one time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05
MiscelIaneous.

In addition to the articles named above, keep
rietv fancy articles and kniekknacks unnecessary
mention, which may be seen in my showcases
Engraving done on Silyerware, Rings, &c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

1t is right to be contented with what We
have, never with what we are.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

..Demijohn,'' is a corruption of "Dame
Jeanne"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

A Complete Pictorial History Of the Times''
HThe best, cheapest and most successful
Family Paper in the Union."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

The aaouraiug cdsor Of the Turks is bapp.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

Tho tatss Of interest is uAs ,iunsx sztats
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1873-03-05

ID ANSACK the world over and you will fail to find
n place where you can buy cheap get such fine
work DONE and in all respects be fairly dealt with
you can by calling upon X. TAlAOTT.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
Causes Of Death.

The last publication of the British
death-rate, and its causes. lis curious read
ing. One man died from the bite of q cat {;
and two more from the bites respectively
Of ferret and an, sddef. Another was
stung to death by bees. A man and boy
died Of falling from velocipedes, and an
old lady was killed by injuries inflicted
by that agreeable machine. The swallow.
ing of shell, q screw and a cherry stone
put q period to the lives of three infants,
while two died of putting one stone the
other bead into the ear. Swallowing
bones sent three, people opt of theworld,
swallowing coins finished two, and sWals
lowing . pin quickly pficked on grfh
Death for. one. a scratch from q h0fn
killed q woman of middle age; improper
medicine poisoned eight people and I'M
proper food five. Four hundred end
forty -four young children were aa6thsred
by bed-cl0thesy and $50 persons during the
year lost their lives ~ railway accidents.
The proportion Of suicides tDeyery million
Of the population is about seventy-the
deaths BY hanging, the knife and drown
Ing being the most. Heart disea&e .the
years record shows to be increaains-a
state Of things which is said by emi5ent
physicians to be caused BY the greater
wear and tear Of business, and the increas.
ed mental activity Of the age.. A 2 ats'
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

stone walls of The stable. A large Touring
mill was carried bodily two or three feet
from its foundation. The engine house
was completely blown away. The ferry
boat across the Republican River was
sunk. Three dead bodies were brought
into the place Wednesday. Mr.. Morgan
says that for two days one could not
reach the hitching post in front of the
hotel where he was stopping, the snow
was so thick, and that men who lived in
the town and happened to be at the hotel
when the STORM came up could not get
home, although several attempts were
made. The town is supplied with water
from cistern in the public square, and
whenever lull occurred in the storm men
could be seen approaching it from all d.
rections to procure water, but could not
get back to their houses with any quantity.
Water was obtained by melting snow.
Stock was not fed or watered for three
days, and in some instances, where snow
had drifted against the stables, the stock
had not been reached up to Thursday.
The loss of stock which was not sheltered,
1t is estimated, will reach one-half of all
In that section. Those who have lived in
that country for years say they never saw
anything like the recent storm. The wors,
Is that the half has not yet been learned
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

The Poison MoNGERs who advertise
compounds of Fluid Fire and pungent
alkalies as "balsamic medicines" "safe
and harmless tonics," and genial invig-
orants," are worthy of being classed with
the old Barnegat wreckers who kindled
deceptive beacons, in order to decoy mar.
liners to inevitable death. But a time came
when the lures of the coast bandits failed,
and the time has come when the vendors of
Filtered Alcohol fail to impress the read
ing public with belief in their fctions.
., Its due to that conscientious and able
physician, Dr.. Joseph Walker, of Cafifor.
Mia to say that he has largely contributed
to this desirable end, by providing the
world with q Tonic Corrective and Anti
Febriie Vegetable preparation, which &C
complishes all that Is mendaciously prom
ised on behalf OF the alcoholic nostrums.
His CALIFORNIA VINEGAR Buffers pre-
pared from botanic productions, now for
the first time employed in the pharmacy
Of civilization, is the leading tonic in every
State and Territory of the Union. The
fact that this wonderful elixir contains no
alcohol, no mineral, no dangerous ele-
ment is one of the causes of its immense
popularity; another is that as stomachic
invigorant, blood-purifer, Alternative, anti
spasmodic and ambitious medicine, it is
as far ahead Of every other preparation as
Temperance is ahead of Drunkenness. ,.ia
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

Pnrs AND QUARTS of filthy Catarrhal dis
charles. Where does It all come from? The
mucous membrane lining the chambers of the
nose, and its little glands, are diseased 50 that
they draw from the blood its liquid, and ex-
posture to the air changes It into corruption:
This life liquid was to build up the system, but
it is extracted and the system Is weakened by
the loss. To cure, gain flesh and strength by
using Dr.. Picrce's Golden Medical Discovery,
which also acts directly upon these glands, cor
recting them, and apply Dr.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy with DR.. Pierce's Nasal Douche, the
only method of reaching the upper cavities
where the discharge accumulates and comes
from. The instrument and two medicines sold
for 81 by all druggists. 10
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

his friends he solemn1y promised TO es.
chew petitions forever after.
Asa matter of course, when clergy.
men exchange they preach old sermons.
That they may do 50 is one of the reasons
ever, that they should not look over the
MS. to see if the local points need altera-
ton. We read of Somerville Nfass.)
preacher who went over lately to Andover
to preach. In his discourse was an a.
fusion to the Insane Asylum at Somer-
vile. And, forgetting that he was in An
dover, he said, Sooner than q child of
mine should be subjected to such influ-
ences / would be willing to have him con-
fined in yonder institution" And the
good man pointed directly at the Andover
Theological Seminary.
The English Post-ofice Department
is happy over discovery which explains
the mysterious disappearance of numer-
GUS letters which failed to reach their des-
tination, leading to Unpleasant suspicious
in regard to either the honesty or the eff.
| ficiency Of the postal authorities. 1t ap-
pears that in London there Is a large num-
Der of disused pumps, having Sits in them
where handles were formerly inserted.
The intelligent LOndoners for long time
have been installing these pumps for letter
boxes, and posting their correspondence
therein. The discovery of some letters
sticking out of an aperture formerly occu.
pied by pump handle led to an investi.
cation, when it was found that nearly
every old pump in the city was choked
with epistles duly stamped and addressed
for delivery. -
The recent frauds on the Bank Of
England, which are said to have been
committed by Americans, and amount to
nearly two millions of dollars, recall to
mind similar frauds that have heretofore
been committed. The most prominent OF
these were those perpetrated many years
ago by Robert Aslett, to the amount
Of one million six hundred thous
and dollars, and that by Fauntleroy, fol
one million eight hundred thousand dol
lars, for which he was executed. In 1861
a large quantity of bank-note paper was
stolen by one of the employees of the Gov
eminent paper.mill. A printer at Biz
mingham printed notes on this paper, Of
which large amount were put into cir:
culation, but no estimate of the loss was
allowed to transpirc.
The mystery of the internal machine
which recently nearly killed an English
pawnbrOker to whom it had been sent
when he attempted to open it with key
has been cleared up in the most satisfac
tory manner. The villain who devised the
destruction of the pawnbroker was none
other than the pawnbroker himself, who
has kindly explained that he himself was
the concOctor of the murderous design
Not only had he thus attempted to blow
himself up, hut it appears from his owl
account that for several years he has beer
in the habit of sending threatening letters
of diabolical nature to himself, and thai
a stab which he received some time ago
as was supposed from the hands of an un
known enemy, was inflicted by himself
upon himself, though what he had done tc
incur his own animosity he has not YET
explained.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
Industrial.


A Milwaukee young woman is an &C
complished cabinetmaker.
Germany contains1 ,275 mines, which
employ 27,2S9 workmen, and produce an
nually over 3,83O,0OO tons of ore.
Edmund C. Hubbell, New York
compositor, is said to be the fastest type
setter in the United States. He recently
composed in ten hours working time
1905 ems, and in two consecutive hours
composed $500 ems. He has been known
to set 1890 ems, distribute, and correct
his proofs, in ten hours time. The type
used was solid minion and BREWER.
Grape culture in New Mexico is DIES.
tined to be one of if not the most profitable
industry of that territory. The Santa Fe
Union says that the grapes now grown
through the whole length of the Rio
Grande valley to the lines of the Texas
and chihuahua, are among the richest in
in the United States, and perhaps in the
world. Vineyards are yielding their fruit
in great abundance, and the making of
superior native wines is becoming a bust
ness in the country.
Manufactures in New York and Phil
adelphia have now attained such magni-
tude and importance that the following
aggregate of production, taken from the
United States census of 1870 will be found
interesting:
Value Of Produets
fnllaGeiPhla 3AH52. 456
new 1OfA. "a, 4U9,o4O
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

"HoRsE-MEN,n and others who pretend to
know, say that the following directions had
better be observed in using Sheridan's Cavalry
Condition Powders: Give horse tablespoon
full every night for week; the same every
other night for or nights; the same for II
mich COW, and twice as much for an OK. The
addition Of q little fine salt will be an advan
tage
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

Some young mon marry fol. iimples,
sone for ears, some for noses; the contest,
however, generally lies between the eyes
and hair. The mouth, too, is occasionally
married; the chin not 90 often.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
ASK for Prussing's Cider Vinegar and take
no other. Warranted to preserve Pickles.

} CoNsUMPTIoN.-For the cure Of this distress
sing disease there has been no medicine yet
discovered that can show more evidence of
real merit than Aliens Lung Balsam.. This
unequaled expectorantfo for curing consumption,
and all diseases leading to such as affections OF
the throat lungs, and all diseases OF the pulmon-
lie after Its merits for the cure Of such diseases
have been fully tested by the medical faculty.
The Balsam is, Consequently, recommended by
physicians who have become acquainted with
its great success.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

COUGHS AND COLDs.-Those who arc suffer
ing from Coughs, Colds, Hoarscness, Sore
Throat, &c., should try "Bro,o's bronchial
Ty0chcs." -, a.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
Spring In the Clcsrinxs.


In newly cleared regions Of country, spring is al
ways an unhealthy season. The virgin roll, en-
riched by decomposed vegetable matter, sends mp,
when nrst barred to the sunshine, volumes Of
miasmac vapor that generates every variety Of in
termittcnt and remittcnt fever. All low laying,
swampy districts the deltas Of rivers the praires,
the salt-marshes on the coast, the bayous Of the
Gulf States, and the shores Of the Northern lakes
are also visited at this season by malarious cpl
denies that PROSTATE no uncomfortable number Of
their inhabitants. This ought not to be, for it can
easily be prevented. MOI fact in medical history
is better established than the fact that Hostctter's
Stomach Btters will avert every species Of malari
GUS disorder. A course Of this standard tonic and
Alternative commenced in advance of the unhealthy
season and continued regularly until its close, will
prove an absolute protection against chills and
fever, bilious remittcnt fever and other complaints
OF periodical type, as well as against the dis
turbanccs in the digestive organs and bowels, 20
common at this period Of the year. As a remedy
for dyspepsia. biliousness, liver disease, nervous
disorders, physical weakness, rheumatism, melan-
choly, hystcria, and ailments to which the weaker
sex are exclusively subject, Hostcttcrs Bittcrs has
no competitor at home or abroad.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

We have heard recently Of several severe
cases OF spinal disease cured by. Joknson's
AnOdyne Liatment; one case Of man forty
five years old, who had not done days work
for four years. The back should first be
washed, then rubbed with coarse towel.
Apply the Liniment cod, and rub in well with
the hand, -
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

households where Dooley's Yeast Powder is
used. Try it. Your grocer has it. Put up
full weight.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

A NEW kind of fur rejoiccs in the euphonio,,s
name of the skungs. The best collar in the
world is called the EmwOod. For sale every
where.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

In OSE TO FIVE MINUTES, Headache, Earache.
Neuralgia, Lame Back, Diarrh9a. Groups, Sprains.
and all similar complaints, are releued by FLAGG's
INSTANT RELIEF, or money refunded.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
CURRENT PARAGRAPHS,
incidents and Aoeileniu.


Henry Berkner, who lived near Rich
land, H., hung himself recently while in
fit of temporary insanity.
"A young man named WELLINGTON
Wiles was recently killed by the bursting
Of an emery polishing wheel, at Picker
ing, Mo.
Another Chicago infant, thanks to a
considerate mother, has taken it's last
swim in q tub Of boiling water left con.
veniently by. 3
I'm Oshkosh, Wis, . little daughter of
John Cores, aged three, was chOked to
death by brass button.
Mr.. Beach, of Sheldon, Iowa, buried
his youngest child the other daf, and re-
turned from the funeral to find his house
and all it's contents consumed by fire.
"A Terre Haute boy, whose spirit was
too proud to brook reprimand from his
father for staying out late nights, went to
his room and shot himself. "
One night recently, William Creason,
while intoxicated, went to the house of G..
w. Burnett, in Rockport ILL.,, and finding
no one at home except daughter, he at.
tempted to be Improperly familiar, where.
upon the young lady seized q horse-whip
and laid it on his shoulders with becoming
vigor. The chivalrous young man then
drew q knife and stabbed the young wo.
man in the breast, INJECTING dangerous
wound.
"A sad accident occurred recently a,
Lakeside station, on the Chicago and
Northwestern road. A Mrs. Bishop was
walking along the track, accompanied by
her child, little boy three years of age
Warned by the whistle of an approaching
train, the two stepped off the track, Mrs
Bishop, in the confusion of the instant
going to one side, while the child went to
the other. The train was swiftly nearing
them when the unfortunate woman thought
her child was standing too close to the
track, and, alarmed for its safety, she at
tempted to cross to bear it out Of danger
The attempt was fatal one; the train al
the instant dashing down upon her, throw.
ing her to the earth and killing her almost
instantly. The child escaped unframed
"A man named James N. MeHenry
about thirty years of age, from New
Britain, Conn, committed suicide in q
very deliberate manner apparently, at the
Adams House, Chicago, few nights ago
his body being found on the following
morning. An open pocket-knife was
found near by, one of the smaller blades
of which had been broken off close to tho
handle in the effort to make it accomplish
the dreadful work. The deceased, after
failing in this maneuver, had evidently
opened another blade, which was not found
to be sharp enough for the purpose, and
after making one more Intellectual attempt
upon his windpipe with it, he had cut the
straps of his trunk, and taken therefrom q
razor. With the keen edge Of this he hai
inflicted a wound about three inches in
length, which had severed his windpipt
and some of the smaller arteries, probabl,
causing death in very few moments. A.
the sum of $3.50. go was found in the pocket
book of the deceased, it is certain tina
poverty was not the cause of the self
murder.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01

CkIsTADORO's EXCELSIOR HAIR Dye act upon the
aatr. whskefs and moustaches chameleon tints.
0nL the E:rest issteA or the most exquisite Browns
will be evolved.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
ARrHuR's ILLUSTRATED HOME MAaA.

ARTHUR's ILLUSTRATED HOME MAGA-
zINE-Among the interesting contents Of the May
number are: FrOntispiece-a Picture of the Old
Homestead; The Sleeping illustrated; The
Straits Of Observation-Disclosures; A Visit to
Friends Meeting; Iceland illustrated; Cruel
Nursery Lessons; The Coming Schoolmastcr: The
Capercaillie- illustrated; Going with the Angels.
illustrated; A Day Lost; The Wolf and the Lamb
illustrated; The Deacon's Household; Alice and
Phoebe Cary and their Friends; Crooked Places;
Hctty Hcnderson's Era; Necessity of Sleep; Our
Club; Observation-Disclosures, The Shoemaker
Daughter. The different Household departments
are well filed with useful matter. Terms 81 80
year, or $1.5 for six months. with a reduction
for clubs. A beautiful steel engraving sent free
to each subscriber, whether single or in clubs
Address T. 8. ARTHUR 4 Son, Philadelphia. Pa.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1873-05-01
THE PHYSIOLOGICAL JOURNAL for Nav

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Portraits and Life Sketches Of twelve Editors Of
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Meaning illustrated; Does SORROW KiM!-a pa.
thetic story; Building with Rough Stone; Docs
the Human Race Degenerate in American The
Gulf-Stream; Curosities Of Suicide, etc. The
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cents; years subscription, g. 8. r. WELLS,
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