Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-08-07
Clean up and keep so.
Ode to the printer-$2.00.

per.
The farmers are busy i'm the coun-
try, and business is dull in town.
There is q downward tendency in
apples-on the ground.
Hydrophobia has not yet broken out
among Eaton's pet ours.
birds of a feather flock together
cur dogs and their keepers.
Farmers do you know your taxes
will be higher next year?
The prospect for a large corn crop
is good.
The farmers are threshing their
wheat crops.
Married men who fool around other
mems wives or daughters, will be apt
to get into trouble.
The minister who advised his peo-
pie to urn their dead should tell them
how TO earn their bread.
Only one thousand two hundred and
seventeen more days of Grant--unless
he hangs on n third term!
Why didn't Ikey consult his Bible
when he used the name he calls I'll
attention to.
Glass bonnets are now coming i'll
fashion. This will render the whole
sex light-hcadcd.
A Georgia youth objects TO postal
cards, because they are so hard to
open.
II is estimated that the wheat crop
of Ohio this year will be one-third
greater than that of last year.
Some old benedict says; "To revive
n fainting woman, hold a new bonnet
10 her nose
Long Branch is the summer head
quarters for gamblers, thieves, fast
men and fast President
Grant is there too
The exquisite pleasure of rusticat-
ing OH the outside ola splendid wa
termclon will soon be here. Put a.
waterproof coat OIL your stomach.
Do not meddle with other peoples
business. Like handling a hornets
nest. "you may receive a singing re-
bukc."
When a man wants money or assis-
lance, the world. as a rule, is very OBJ
liging and indulgcnt, and-lets him
want it. - - q - 80 {
Time will bend an old man /; but
cucu1ubers arc better TO bend boys.
We've knowna single one to double
a small boy into a bow knot.
Red Cloud wants n hundred white
squaws for his braves. Here is a
chance for Young women to go West
and grow up.
"Wlat is the date of your hustle p
was what an anxious papa asked his
welI-flrcsscd daughter, after searching
for the latest copy of his paper.
Never turn around iii the st: Get to
sec what another lady wears, because
you will always find her doing the
same thing.
Digging horse radish is profitable
business in Omaha. While engaged
at the business, the other day, a man
dup up $4,000 in gold.
Farmers! Do you know that your
Taxes will be much higher next year?
A 80 800, <r,.,1r To rnfn for q nnttin1-
alton of such govern ncnt?
Notwithstanding the popularity Of
the postal cards not an instance has
yet como TO light where they have
been used i'll arranging the prelimina-
ries ofan clopcment.
Some fellow says: "money never
made a man happy yet, o will it."
Many people make themselves unhap-
Ply 10 get money ; and others are very
unhappy without it.
Our public square presents a green
and pleasant appearance. What an
improvement it would be if the old
pest house was renovated Can't it
be did?
There is nothing to prevent a per-
sons writing indecent matter on a
postal card, but there is a law under
which you are liable to be calledupon
to pay five thousand dollars for the
fun. TE 7T
A petition was presented to the
Council of the city-of Dayton, last
week, signed by thirty citizens of the
Seventh Ward, asking that street
preaching on Sunday in that quarter
be suppressed.
Kansas is really languishing for a
Christian statesman. Jim Lane is
dead, Delahay is drunk, the Benders
have run away, and Pomeroy and
! Caldwell are ID
Hart, the Republican candidate for
Lieutenant Governor of Ohio, refused
to vote in the Ohio State Senate to
condemn the salary grabbers. He is