Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-08-21

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out himself.
The newest style of wedding mott
ces ends like this mo cards, no cake,
nobody's business"
All candidates for suicide had bet
ter provide themselves beforehand
with insurance policies against fire.
Don't loaf about the streets and de-
pend on the Lord for your daily
bread. He isl Mt running'a bakery.
e. Morbus has arrived in Eaton.
key hasn't discovered his Smiling
and ever welcome face" yet!
The moulders at the Seat Factory
estruck" on Saturday evening last.
No compromise up to Tuesday even
ing.
"Now is the time to lay in COAL" is
what an exchange tells us, but as the
expression is rather too general, we
prefer to lie in our 'Elittle bed"
.For sale or to rent" is posted on
more than 5000 houses and stores i'll
New Orleans. The effects of Grant
rule.
The prize baby at the recent Cali
fornia baby show, weighing two and
a half pounds when dressed, is to be
exhibited through the United States.
The cholera has made sad havoc
with the Republican party i'll Ohio. 1t
has already carried off good many
inmates of the penitentiary.
1t is a good thing the last Congress
doubled Grants salary. Since his
father is dead, his mother would have
a difficult time supporting him.
A gentlemans' Breast Pin was lost
somewhere in the neighborhood of
Stephens Block. The finder will be
literally rewarded by leaving it at
this office.
Ifyou want to find out how many
"do nothings' in this place, attend a
police trial. If you succeed in getting
within ten yards of the culprit you
are lucky.
We hear a great deal about labor
reformers, but there seems to be a
greater need of reforming some of
those who don't labor. There are
some around Eaton.
A fine hustle, superb dress, an ex-
quiste bonnet, a load Of false hair, and
a finely tinted face may attract a flop,
but can never win a man of sense.
A Southern College has conferred
on some of its female graduates the
degree of "NIaids of Science" 1t is
suggested that the next literary de-
gree should be "Spinsters of Fiction"
Eaton was brimful on Saturday
last. 1t was the most lively day we
have seen Tor months. But the 9Th of
September will beat it all hollow.
Two exhibitions on that day!
Hot weather has a peculiar infiu-
ence o~fcreating a hallucination in the
minds of everybody, that everybody
| else is ignorant of the fact that it is
hot. And so when two people meet
they invariably inform each other OF
the fact.
There will be two great exhibitions
in Eaton OH Saturday the 9th of Sep
TENDER; Forepaugh's renowned men
agerie and the Radical Ring Conven-
ton, with its FOURTEEN bought and
pledged delegates from each town
ship!
The Ring counted noses in this
Township, and found their side show
wanting. They Immediately bailed
John Smith out of prison, and he will
be at their exhibition on the 9th Of
September, pledged as a delegate fol-
Hbrother Jol"
No man should deprive his wife an6
family of a good local paper. The,
do not get out from home to learn thu
news as does the husband and father
and the paper + to relieve thu
otherwise lonely hours of his absence
1t is the worst possible economy t.
deprive the family of a good local pa
per.
keys "right bower" and marching
companion of the Grant Guards, eli
ram," is still boarding at the Hote
De Cross Bars. Some of u youn.
men are languishing for Hiram as
contestant in the game of Billiard
and Pool. Here is another chance TO
the 9Th of September menagerie t.
make a point" We hope key will
see to it.
Heretofore the Radical Ring Con
ventions of this county consisted o
81 delegates bound and pledged. Tha
didn't seem to work altogether love
ly," and a vote of the people change,
it to the primary election system
That was q failure. The Ring, with
out any authority, have changed
back to the Convention, and double
t the pledged delegates, thus giving tn
County of Preble 169 delegatesl VIII