The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1873-08-01
Catching the Early Train.

One of the delights of boarding In
the country for the summer is the plea
sure a man derives from his efforts to
catch the early morning train by which
he must reach the city and his business.
When he gets out of bed he looks at his
watch and finds that he has plenty Of
time, so he dresses leisurely, and sits
down to breakfast in calm and serene
state of mind. Just as he cracks his first
egg he hears the up train. He starts,
jerks out his watch, compares it with
the clock, and finds that it is eleven
minutes slow, and that he has only four
minutes left in which to get to the de-
pot. In fearful hurry he tries to
scoop the egg out of the shell, but it
burns his fingers, the skin is tough, and
after fooling with it moment, it
smashes into hopeless mess, and he
gets his fingers smeared he drops the
whole concern in disgust, grabs roll,
scalds his tongue with a quick mouth
full of coffee then he stufFs the roll in
his mouth, while his wife hands him
his satcheI and tells him she thinks she
hears the whistle. BE plUnges madly
around the room looking for his UNI
brella; then kisses his wife as he can
with all that mswallowed bread dis
tending his cheeks, says goodbye to the
children in lump, and makes a dash
for the door. just as he gets to the
gate he finds that he has forgotten his
duster, and he tears down the walk In a
frenzy. He doesn't like to run through
the village, because that would look un-
dignifed, but he walks furiousIy He
goes faster and faster. Half way down
he does hear the whistle for certain. He
wants to run, but he knows that he viii
start up that yellow dog there by the
sidewalk if he does. Then he actu-
ally sees the train coming In at the de-
pot, and he feels that he must make
rush. He does. The yellow dog be-
comes excitedand tears after him. Six 9th
er dogs join in the chase, and bark furi-
ously, and frolic around his legs.
Small boys contribute to the excitement
by whistling on their fingers, and the
men at work on the new meeting house
knock off to look at him and laugh. He
feels ridiculous, but he must catch the
train. He gets desperate when he has
to slacken up until two or three women,
who are on the sidewalk discussing the
servant girl question and the price of
butter, scatter to let him pass. He ar
rives within one hundred yards of the
depot with duster flying in the wind,
coat-tails horizontal, and the yellow dog
nipping at his heels, just as the train
begins to move. He puts on extra pres
sure, and resolves to make the train or
perish. He reaches it as the last car is
going past. He seizes the hand-raiI, is
violently jerked around once or twice,
but finally lands on the step on his
knees and is hauled in by the coat collar
by the breakman, hot, mad, dusty, with
his trousers torn across the knees, shins
bruised, and three ribs of his umbrella
broken. just as he gets comfortably
into the car, the train stops, backs up
on the siding and lays there for half an
hour while the engineer fixes a broken
valve. Then he is madden than ever
and determines that he will move In
town tomorrow, willie he looks out of
the window and watches the dogs that
followed him, engaged in a contest over
a bone which the yellow dog found on
the platform of the station and he reg
listers a silent vow to devote his first
holiday to hunting up that dog and
| Draining him with club.-Mar AdLer.