The Orangeburg news. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1867-1875, 1873-04-05

like to take one more 'glance at the
book Where, OH! where am to find
the proportions of the sGt;ihestet white
SOW" called Mary {? EGreat iadghtcr]'
Orly one year oldi Bring on your
microscopic bureau Observe the length
of that inquisitive snout and the COM
pound curl of that tail. f Laughter ]
See the lensthening lusciousness of
those lacteal glands daughter. But
her name it is Mary Is there t1nn
who ever loved Slay7 FLaughter.
Let him construe our beloved Constitu.
ton. Perhaps there is some one here
attached to the Constitution and TO
education will reproach me for not
mentioning the E ophidien rellosun,, or
the p"to'or Of Beck. [huughter.] Will
the Scotch member from K kentucky
please explain this melodious terninol.
ogy which bears his name 2 lLaughter.
Mr.. Chairman, I have only riseu for
the purpose of having the House UNDER
stand the astonishing effect of these
agricu tural reports, not only upon the
people in the country, but the people in
the city. l acknowledge that the effect
is different according TO locality. Inow
represent a city, though by some n,isap-s
prehenson in Tie last campaign the
people Of New York State outside OF our
grand metropolis voted for me.to rerseer
sent them | fell short 10 tie country.
Laughter. TO be sure | carried that
city by some twenty thousand |!
Though L may not, owing to misappre-
hension, be with you next Congress
Laughter. must refer 70 the effect
of these reports ON the city The effect
upon the wicked city of Philadclphia,
which acted so badly in the late election.
daughter, is especially notable l re-
fer to it for the purpose of calling the
attention of my friend from PhiIadeIphia
(Mr. Kelley to the dreadful consequent
ces he mPoses npon his constituents 10
sending those reports into the heart of
Philadelphia. Read very slowly, Mr..
Clerk, the extract send up from the
.S..aday Dispatch, of Philadelphia,
showing the direful effects of these
;cr:iblc reports. [Ttc Clerk READ (coas
crrreSStm~) as follows 7
:" We-owc cur tha;ttt to Judge Kelley
for Ike latest Patent Oficc report. We
alrendy lavc sixteen hundred of those
int sting volumes in our little library,
bu! they have been read All rcrcad so
many times that we know every page of
them by heart. This new volume came
"rp rtunelt ind gratefully on Christ,
iras morning, aud that tight we gather.
cd our little family around the frc and
al il through to them The affecting
tale, entitled Improvement in Monkey
Wrcuclies, seemed to touch every heart
daughter, and when we. came to the
climax OF the little story about 'Rsver-
sible Pie BJards, there vas not dry
eye between the front door and the
stable. CLaughtet During the read
ing Of the .piteous narrative, Gum
Washers for Carriage ! 4xles,' the whole
family gave EXPRESSION to boisterous
cmotiou, and the hired girl was SO much
excited that sh. lost her proseuce of
mind anas went around to her mothers
inadvertently with six p,unds of sugar
and butter kettle full Of -four, aud came
home at midnight Intoxicated. Laugh,
ter We can never sufficiently thank
Judge Kelley for the innocent enjoy
mont thus furnished us. The memory
of that happy evening will linger in our
minds very much longer than that hired
girl ever fingers when she lights on a
lot Of substance which she thinks will
suit the constitution of her aged spar
e"t." [Great laush,er.] ''s ~ "@