The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1873-01-23
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4 TOLEDO female ,linted when told
that over 800, 600 III l died last year,
but was revived by til reformation that
there were 13,u0O, ,0OU left.
An inquirer is informed that we know
Of no female date, athough mandates
are plenty.
WEDDlNG ads ar now issued with
the notice "No plated ware printed i'll
one corner.
SpRlSG-BRDs have tumd their way
to japan, and Chinese women are
almost persuaded to try the hustle.
An elderly gentleman was shocked 10
learn that every fashionable young lady
carries paper to back her.
Ar Elmira Female college the fair
"sophs" have interdictcd tn" wearing
OF false hair and hustle. by the
ireshwomen.
Ir Is an established fact among rail
road men that new road il good for
at least fifty clopements in ia" c,un-
try through which it runs the tir,t year.
An old lady in East Saginaw, Mich
igan, has given bonds in three hundred
dollars not to scold her neighbors for
an entire year.
4 WESTERN widow would like 10 meet
the printer who, when she advertised for
All agent, made her appear to want "a
gent"
JAPANESE paper-worh !, the latest re-
creation and amusement for ladies' \
vast deal Of tissue paper, paste, scissors,
paint, and enormous amount OF patience
is all that is required.
A YOUNG lady Of Gratiot, Michigan,
still minor, has two husbands living,
to each OF whom she has been married
twice within few months.
"SnALL | have your hand?' said an
exquisite to a belle, as the dance was
ABOUT W w IlI All
heart, was the soft response.
A FAsrIDIoUs Connecticut gentleman
preferred TO pay $4,000 on breach Of
promise rather than marry young lady
who did not spell correctly.
The house that Vanderbilt has re-
Gently given another daughter to wed,
Daughters nowadays "know all men by
these presents" Hers amounted to S50,-
O00
A LADY III Marseilles has sued hair
dresser for two thousand francs dam
ages. He had offered to dye her brown
hair red, and i'll consequence Of his Op-
erations, it turned violet. Sho was
obligligcd to have her head shaved.
A GENTLEMAN ut the Crestline, Ohio,
depot, was asked to hold II Christmas
parcel for few moments until the lady
made another purchase. He now wants
to trade or give away babe warranted
to yell ON the slightest proyocation.
Mrs. STANTON says that the American
men are the noblest aud handsomest of
any country she has ever visited, and
if the girls could cultivate their minds
and learn to work with their hands, that
they, too, would be moro beautiful and
NorHISG makes Minnesota husband
SO mad as to fill his boots with buck
wheat cakes in the raw, and then laugh |
at him when he pulls them on. Mrs.
Smith, of Winona, will indorse this |
statement as soon as the swelling in her
nose subsidies sufficiently to enable her
TO read
CoNCsRSiNG the Money Value of |
Wives" Hearth nm Home says that
" Already too many speak Of the money
supplied to their wives as money given
TO them. Now, the fact that there are
no women who more truly work for their
living than do worthy wives and
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A BosroN gentleman who could not
waltz, offered Young lady hundred
lollars if she would let him hug her as
much as the man did who had just
saltzed her. 1t was good offer and
howed that money was no object to
lin, but they put him out of the house
o hard that his eyes were quite black.
MopEsrr would suggest that ladies'
yearing towering hat and sky.scraping