The daily phoenix. [volume] (Columbia, S.C.) 1865-1878, 1873-01-28

Phzsxi4sa liaadiH Of tAaislrx AAaslxS sgys
IFS eien III 4 i; hsfEp~ Ssiil mind 10 30 always
n qu1yer.. N nom ,,a4!:oI ss4 .sru,
| "A gentleman, from ireland, beinti
asked by alNe.' York BELLE If he ad!
mired small waiats.. responded. .'Not in
the laced"
A visitor at Plymonth. Church wants
to know If Mr.. Beschbfs alIusionS to,
the ''snall 'ssilr sios''ssihga ~ "reierenosy to,'
illicit whiskey. ..i.t,,
When ohrsc!. Is hs.n;.g, VIA. Is .aa;S
only part that runs ne chance OF being
saved7 The organ, because the engine
can't play upon it. ~
Our ookboy remarks that when hin
teacher undertakes to ''shov him what
is what" hs'1Only finds out which Il
switch.
Mr.. Caudle observes that bae.atnug IL.
bad and hornet ssung is worse, but
neither ie comparable with woman's
tongue. ''. p -.
Under the names OF charms" Ypins,".
and 80 on. cheap fac.simues;of gold coin
of various denominations have been put
into indirect currency By enterprising
dealers. who have also issued well-exe-
outed copies of fractional currency, dear.
ly fac-sirniles. but sighed "Horace Gree.
ley" and ''B. Grats Blown" Al a su-
perfcial glance either OF thess produc.
| tions is taken for genuine. III
Pascal said that most of the evils Of
life arose from "man's being unable to
ait still in room;" and, though I do not
go that length, it is certain that We
should have been q far wiser race than
we are il we had been render 10 sit
quiet.
! Burns CLUB SUPPER L. CELEBRATION OF
TIE HATH ANN1vKRsA4Y OF THE BRtH-
DAY OF THE PoEr.-The entertainment
last evening. of the '.Burns Oluh'' and
their invited guests, at Mr.. McKeazls's
saloon, was q rechsrche affair. An ele-
CANT supper. ini' Mr. McKenzie's best
style. formed the basis, upon whiohathe
superstruoture; of wit. fun, enthusiasm
and patriotic ardor was erected. The
regular t:asts ana the volunteer
sentiments were Of choice .scha-
racter, and the songs and impromptn
speeches handsome ana highly appro-
Ipriate. ! The oceaAioni, va" ahaliiYzeaed by.
the music Of, the Post Band, ana5 every,
thing went smoothly and mersily along
until "a ..ls.e hour. whehc the company
separated, cath feeling ,thas Y, wi xtsp
we'll to. haze beanret there. n IL. L.. =,
remarkable fact thstrpo other poet tha1z
Burns has the homo. paid him Of An
annual celebrationess; # is exclusively hi4
prerogative to gatheroihis admirers md
friends around the festive board at every
recurring anniversary of bis birth. And
we'll he deserves the distinction, and
highly do his countrymen and other ad-
nirsrs enjoy the privilege of these de-
lightful occasions.
We append portion Of the Bill, of
fare: Oysters in different styles; roast
turkeys. pheasants. wild ducks and part
ridges; chicken and lobster salad; boited
ham and tongue; vol-au-vents, mutton
pies; fruit steeples; ice creams, sherbet,
Charlotte russe. jelly, Roman punch;
Scotch. fruit. pound and other cakes;
fruits, nuts, ETC.; brandy, sherry. Ma
deira and the inevitable ''hot Scotch.".
The regular toasts were as follows:
The Day We .Celebrate--The birthday
of "the gentlest child that ever mtrth
gave to be reared by sorrow." May the
elevating influences of it's presiding
genius extend and increase until the
whole world admits that honest manhood
is greater than all artificial distinctions
of wealth or rank.
Song by Mr.. King-Rantin' Robin.
The Queen-A virtuous woman, whose
throne is the affections of her people,
whose sceptre is loving heart, and
whose crown is that, though q queen,
she never forgot her duty as wife and a
mother.
God Save the Queen.
The President of the United States
Twice elevated to the highest elective
Office in the world, presiding over the
de6tinIeS OF oreat Daonle NAV hia