The Tipton advertiser. [volume] (Tipton, Cedar Co., Iowa) 1856-1962, 1873-07-17
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The Episcopal Society picniced on
Tuesday.
Cook has just been burning a kiln
of brick.
Lon. shaw has, a monopoly of the
Postal Card business.
Farmers very busy preparing for
and commencing harvest.
The urchins who boot nights say
there's no place like home" is all lie.
Three hundred thousand million
more potato bugs have just been re-
cruited.
IF you have good business, ad-
vertise aud keep it; II not, advertise
aud get it.
Crawford declines to sit for his pho
tograph. Like the South, he exclaims
against "coercion."
Crawford, the burglar, talks Of
prosecuting the Stanwood correspond
ent OF the Post for libel.
The foundation for Fields new brick
building is nearly completed. The
walls will go up rapidly.
Playing croquet and carrying par
ssol and fan we should call pursuit Of
pleasure under difficulties.
-Alden's store room, reconstructed,
newly ceiled and freshly painted, is
both convenient and elegant
A fine new crossing keeps the feet
Of pedestrians out Of the mud between
Reicherts and the City Drug Store.
Notice the advertisement In an
other column, for proposals to build
fifteen squares OF sidewalk in Upton.
The Spring Crop Of marriages is
now pretty well mold fashions pre-
vail and cradles are still used for the
harvest.
Several Of our citizens went to
Cedar Rapids last week to attend a
chicken meeting. See proceedings
elsewhere.
Talk about earning bread by the
sweat Of your brow-a man can sweat
at every pore nowadays. and not
earn q cent.
John Woods Republican pullet
laid an egg six and one-half by eight
inches in circumference. II was two
eggs when fried.
The mowers and reapers that are
now being purchased aud repaired are
legion. We hope few accidents from
their use need be recorded.
AT Stanwood they no longer use
lanterns to signal railway trains at
night. "Fusil oil" in a nose il found
cheaper than lard oil in a lamp.
West Branch. Cedar Co., is now
. money order post ofIice-this from
July lat. We have now six money
order offices in this county.
Somebody says that the minister
who preached very loud and very
long, last Sunday, must have mistak-
en- perspiration for inspiration.
They have a new undertaken at
Stanwood-it Is the man Of the Post,
who undertook to roar like lion and
succeeded in braying like an ass.
The new Depot of the NorthHes-
tern railroad company was Inaugural.
ted by dance Tuesday evening. Mu-
sic by Woodis' Quadrille Band and
Precipitation by all present.
Mrs. Crawford, after being released
on habeas corpus by Judge Mexican
last Wednesday, came to Upton and
staid over Thursday, and on Friday
left here for greener fields and pas
lures new.
AT Stanwood, mothers quiet re-
fractory young ones by threatening
that 1.-THE man at the depot will get
after them" 1t In said to be perfectly
efficacious.
The picture business is rampant in
Upton. Evans, the unterrified Mus
catine man, has car here Ed. Hud-
son mans picture making battery in
q tent; and Hartle, serene in the
midst Of the rush, presides over his
new rooms on the corner.
"A friend kindly wrote US an inter
esting letter from Des Moines des Grip
tive Of the Republican Convention
and its incidents and events, hut from
some unaccountable reason it was sc
delayed in arrival ~ to be hardly
available for publication. We were
sorry to lose it 80.
1T Is astonishing what an amour,
OF trouble little thoughtfulness may
rave. Now there is that Stanwood
man who makes his boys wheel him
to the depot on baggage truck every
morning when there IL much dew or
the grass-not that he cares for tbs
value Of the backing on his boots
but his wife complains Of the back.
ache. and can't handle brush Al
lively Ne she used to-.
A number Of packages OF show
bills came here last week by express
directed to Batley's Circus. The cir
Gus itself hasn't been heard from, bu
small boys stand for hours gazinl
through Mes window at the brown
paper which envelopes those bills
and one Of them exclaimed, the othe
evening: by golly. wish . circu
would come, or else we'd have anothe
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