The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-03-19

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II begins to rain. c--tt
Gricving. foria.for!rnes is adding
gall to wormwood
Expect nothing from him who
promises great deal.
Love is to the moral nature what
the sunis to the earth..
It requires greater virtues to sup
port good than bad fortune.
liza Bedouin should lose his teeth,
would be talk gum Arabic?
Mans extreme actions come not
from his will, but his nature.
What effect do Touring mills have
upon town !? Makeit fiour-ish.
An induifing youth asks, Can chin
person properly be called a swell?
The height of impcrtinence-Asli.
ing jew what his Christian name is.
A man sometimes loses more by de-
tending his vineyard, than by giving
1t up.
He who murmurs at his lot Is like
ono barring his feet to tread upon
thorns. E.NFS 3.
Why is circus-rider like an aristo-
crat Because they both move in
good circles.
Popular Sayings" Tub-hr, or not
tub-he ?" az the man said to his
shower. bath.
Another One" To dye, to Sleep
as the young lady said as she dis.
missed her maid ,fer, the night.
j, Guard your weak side from being
known. If it be attacked, the best
way is to join in the attack. J
To let a man into the knowledge Of
our passions, is to furnish him with
weapons that will suhdue US.
Why is moth futter;ng round
candle like man getting off horse?
Because they are both going to a.
hight gFE - EE,E2E es.EZ8EE1. ..
To be an Englishman in London, u
Frenchman in Paris, Spaniard ia
Madrid, is no easy matter; and yet it
is necessary .-- .-s...r
A tailor, speaking Of the winter
fashions, says, very correctly, "There
lis not much change in gentlemen's
pants this MONTH"
"Do you go in for the Maino
Liquor Law 2" "Why, partly yes,
and partly no. go in for the liquor,
but not for the law"
A benighted bachelor, who, being
called upon for toast, gave" Our
Future Wives = distance lends en-
chantment to the view,"
Josh Billings says: "When you
strike lie, stop boring; many man
has bored clean through and let all
the lie run out at the bottom"
The most careful of buyers. must
needs make mess over u purchase of
new boots, for the first one he tries
on he is sure to put his foot in it.
There is ono thing you see here that
you don't in London, said native
to an Englisliman. /" What is that ?"
asked the foreigncr "Your shad-
owp
care you not afraid that whiskey
will get into your head ?" asked q
stranger of man he saw drinking at
the bar ~No," said the topper, " this
liquors too weak to climb"
Bilkins getting worsted in a dis.
pute, grew abusive. Enough, sir"
said he, ioflilYT"I can't argue with a
fool !" "You underrate your powers" I"
replied Stingeri you are Just up TO
that.g H,bkW II =
A professor, preaching to class Of
eollegians about the formation of hab-
its, said fecenny:) =" Gentlemen, close
your ears against bad discourscs.'
The students Immediately clapped
their hands to their ears.
The father of boy whose veracity
is not so marked as his back, asked
the teacher why it was his son didnr
have e better acquaintance witt
figures, and was considerably electri
hed when the teacher tenderly OBJ
served, ~ really don't know, unlesl
II is because figures won't lie."
A late impression of the La Crosse
Dsmoc.qt contained this editorial AN,
nuuncement: "The proceedings o.
the county board on the first page
crowd ont many fiery, untamed edito
rials which we should have written
Those. proceedings have to be pub
= Iished anyway, and we are glad of i
ms II gives us chance to go hunt
lug"
"The policy-seeking syeophant o.
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