Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-06-26

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Good corn weather.
Why not. get up an old-fashioned
picnic on the 18th of July.
They complain of too much REIGN
in Louisiana.
The last move by the loafers-to
the shady side of the street.
"The best government the world
ever saw" is now laying around loose
at Long Branch.
Never abuse one who was once
your bosom friend, however bitter
now.
The Fourth of July will come as
usual this year on the 4th of next
month";
Cabbage plants have an upward
tendency, occasioned by the late grow
ing weather.
The Treasurer will receive taxes at
his Office until the 10th of July. This
will give a good chance for all those
who have not yet paid, and is quite all
accommodation that many viii thank
our Treasurer for extending. sr. r
d A nickel reward for a radical paper
which while denouncing the salary
grab Congressman contains a word of
ccnsure for. the chief grabber, Grant.
We would remind our friends that
mint juleps, Ice cream, Soda Water,
and "sich," is never crowded out on
account of a press of other matter.
Simon Cameron is becoming seri-
Gus and his friends are fearful he may
experience a change of heart. We
were never convinced that old Simon
Winebago had a heart.
1T is useless for physicians to argue
against short-sleeved dresses. The
Constitution of the United States says
that "thc right TO bear arms shall not
be intePfered with.
The modern bonnet has one advan-
tage. When you get row of them
in the front seats at church all the
rest of the audience will have to go
out on the roof to get a view of the
minister over the top of them-
Why does President Grant keep
Bob Sehenck in Office as American.
Minister in London? Did the Little
Emma people at the right time put a
proper quantity of their stock where
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Man often commit suicide when
they cannot live longer with their
wives, but the situation of William
Dawes, of Logansport, Ind, was SO
uncomfortable that he did more-he
eloped with his step-mother.
The season of sunstrokes is at hand,
and it is well to remind people that
the best preventative is a piece of
thin sponge fastened inside the hat,
and, sprinkled with water occasional
ly in the course of the day.
One day last week we. heard man
cafi another a liar. We hung around
that neighborhood for half an hour,
waiting for an item, but nothing but
a storm of words occurred, and we
left in disgust.
Senator Patterson, a New England
Credit Mobilier and salary grabber,
was appointed President of the Ohio
Agricultural College, through the in
fuence of Gov. Noyes, and now the
Radicals are running the Governor
for a second term!
ELIAS WEISS & Son inform us that
owing to an order from the Town
Council, their Repairing Shop has
been removed to the bank of the
Creek adjoining the Bath House,
where they will attend to all their
customers in the future.
What a pity Andy johnson hung
the keeper of Andersonville Prison.
would be as great an accessiont to
the Grant administration as Mosby,
Longstreet, Stephens, and others of
the same kidney.
We saw a fellow from the country
the other morning setting his "bulls
eye" by our Town Clock. Query.
Suppose this chap was going off on
the cars to attend to some important
business, bnt by this operation missed
the train, could he recover damages
from the Commissioners? Answers
received UP to October election.
DR.. B. F. BOWMAN, has taken the Den
tai rooms recently occupied by DIR. VIM.
Hawley, deceased, in Filbert's new
building, and is prepared to do all kind
of work in his line, in the best of style,
and on moderate terms.