Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-01-11
Il ERE AND THE RE

iowa mas w counties.
TEXTS for sinners -Prrtexts.
-KeokHk has the Black Crook.
Athens Is to be lighted by gas.
AT any rate the Ice crop Is sure.
Pre- anh'e-a ride before breakfast.
"A striking face The church clock
The seenter of giavity--an old gott.
White coal is an Australian novelty.
In tents excitement-Pauici 10 circus.
--Adeina Patti Is worth mi lion francs.
"A creeping baby is one of The toy now
elites.
Female car conductors are the most
recsnf.
"A Humboldt, Kansas, girl has feet
Of hair.
An American club is organizing in
Munich.
The Boston Transcript is to change 10
a quario.
Better stomach burst than gooO vic
tuals spoil.
A great many northerners are In Florida
just now.
Mr.. Robert Dale owen is about to he
remarked.
-venison is eight cents pound at Du-
buque.
Switzerland is having an unusually
mild winter.
Fred. Douglas talks of going to
Europe TO live.
-wheo IS IL right to take one ln2
When Il rains.
Chicago has more frame boiidings
now than ever.
An American belle abroad is hetrothed
10 B-ma-k' son.
The man who works with will"-
The Probate Judge.
--Jury-T ~elve prisoners in a box to
try one more at the bar.
-Th.se's "c0rnern in enow-shovel-
ing ia New York.
-pos'on has secured a irst-class float
I ing hr,-e' ginc.
The Greeley monument fund makes
hg-afd progress.
When IS q singer like a price list ?
When he is ln-v0iee.
Tile kind of anmais admitted TO en-
tertainul Waite Kids.
"A Srltclmtu has just WRIT n ua-
iona an hem for Japan.
-Psting obstructions on railways
should be Il hanging affair.
-" VI lady grapes is what a 81. Louis
[ bo. asked for at q fruit stand.
An Ellsworth, Kansas, firm sends
buffalo hau' ,hea to England.
Those Topeka, Kan, rats are lunch
/ Ing Oft tender babies again,
Illinois has 81 murlerers penneL up
torlifei or tiii they break out.
"A st Louis jury brought IN verdict
Of ju-tidab BILE breach Of promise.
"A Col, brook, n. H., cat has seen s5
winters, hut Is ST death on mice.
Since the Boston fire mausard bonnets
are not worn by red-he ided ladies.
Thirty million dollars worth of lead
has besn gouged out of Wisconsin.
An En- .lish newspaper is TO be pub
l'shed IN Vienna during the exposition.
"A Toledo bootback has bought
church and g ven il TO bis colo ed hreturen.
"A Wisconsin paper ivertlsrs for sale
"a cow that gives ,nilk live years old"
Two Michigan ladies have been hotly
waging lawsuit for the same waterfall.
-Couscience warn us as a friend before
il Furnishes u, a. d judge.-Stauislaus.
--Gerritt Smith Is the last survivor Of
the six sigues OF Jeif Davis bali bond.
The editor Of the Columbia, s. c.,
Phqaz hat b en- cupped" by his friends.
The bo 10 which reference is most
freq l,nlly made a9w-a-days The pocket
book.
1t Is not at all unlikely that Miss Kel-
e II 20 10 Havana bgiJrs the winter
over,
"A Connecticut uiuisto rhas resigned
ec usa hi- flock didn't want him tO play
croquet
-Popog is the unpeasantly suggestive
name Of one Oi tue leading physicians OF
ST. Pet rsburg.
E. lzoltic rests at last on tie Pacific
coast. It's had u hard rum" and ought
to rest somewhere.
"A little Danbury girl told a vlslter
hat her grandmother ehewed tobacco with
her nose.
A BuGtlo wax-work man has worked
over the Duke of Wellington into Henry
VI Stanley.
Why is man who marries an heiress
a lover Of musici Because he marries
fortune.
Am old couple IN Alabama have
grlud daughter who is herself a great
grnnl-muther.
-Gold mining Mt Gaysyille, VT, has
, closed for ths winter, after season of
, mo lrrate success.
, Ar infant aged seventeen ADVERTISE
b $40 be adopted-n comfortable home only
+ required, and no salary"
What is the difference between a fer
= ward mink and a shot rabbit Ones over
bold aud the others bowled over
Turkeys are a dollar apiece says a
NHsav'l paper, Its readers wish to know
how iaige me piece Is.
Three thousand English babies are
nunTaHy smothercd TO death by their
mothc's sleeping upon them.
J AN Alabama editor mildly alludes to
hts r.rii rs ca reservoir Of alsehood and
q 900 rucdl OF meudaCily."
"a Frtnchnan lately recovered $1,000
; nom eoue friends who had cut oil bis
mvust@che in drunken scrape.
-Syyauus Cobb, Who, unlike Washing
i ton, never told lie less tnan a colnmu IN
: .ca-th, Is old, gray and wrlnkled.
France and Germany are not going 70
. boat each other any more, but both are
y going Into hre.-zugar tremendously.
p A V0etical Western journal says that
] " France Is q tsder-bOX and Preslden.
j. rhier- is setting on the safety-valye."
--" Sunny sMo," once occupied BY
p If7' dent NJ tofOus ana since CQeWed hF
olm-st everybody, has been sold.--E1.
= "A woman in Nazarpa, Mlnu., won a
hun d-doillr wager, recently, Icy eating
. i've quarts OF oysters in fifteen inmates.
+. Miss Adelaide Philips ard her coz
cert troupe are giving series Of very
snccessfu' concerts In the Western towns.
-Iu San Francisco court Il was testl-
e, lod against Chuese physician that no
ccre plls made OF cockr0aches and other
. bSgs
d.. -" on style garments made here 10 the
N attest -y'r," Is the rather obscure an,
ir nouuceneat made by a tsi'or's sigp in
70 Boston.
u Georgia chickens grow so large that
to they are nun down and lassoed by men on
n horseback, after the style OF hunting
N osttichss.
T. Advice gratis for the close of the yeai
Q. If mans business is entirely "run
m down" the best thlug be can do is tc
'e wind IL up.
L The Louisville policemen threaten {,
strike because Il has been made part OF
their duty 10 transport smallpox patients
to the penthouse.
IN An Indiana man IS naming bis chill
I, dren after the New Engl.nd States
rs Rhole Isiaud Is the last. Il weighed
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