The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1873-09-06

Young girls life is thus told by the Ian
caster (Pennsylvania) Express, the parties
being Mr.. Musser and a Philadelphia
lady I'm turning a curve they turned
too suddenly, resulting in a tilt of the
buggy, which threw the girl headforemost
from her seat. Her body had already left
the buggy, and she was descending upon
her head between the wheels, when Mr..
Musser seized her by her hustle with his
left hand, while he grasped the reins and
checked the horse with the right hand.
The hustle was fortunately well secured,
and the lady vas saved"
The Rev. -, of Erie, Penn, is an
energetic worker, but as yet he has failed
to convert a certain wealthy stakeholder
in various mining enterprises. Talking
to him the other day, he said Mr.. -
you are getting your fortune by investing
in mining stock now | want you to take
some stock in the golden streets of
heaven" The reply was a continuance
of the metaphor "Well, | guess | won't
invest to-day I've lost considerable on
that North Shore tin investment and,
who knows but the country you refer to
may be sailed too Z"
Indignant and much injured wife $50,
sir, out all night again. Now, | should
like to know where you have been 70
Delinquent and very erratic husband !:
Been, my dear-ah, yes-well, ah--you
see Jack Hamlin came to the city, and
wanted to see the sights. l took him to
see the city from the State-house steeple,
and the superintendent forgot us and
locked us in, and we were obliged to re-
main up there all night" OF course,
his wife believed him.
A deacon called on a brother deacon,
and in the brothers absence kissed the
brothers. wife. Called ON for explanation,
he said it was done in play merely, as he
was full of such pranks from boyhood !;
w%hereupon the offended brother thrashed
him and threw him down stairs, with the
remark that he had been full of such
pranks from boyhood.
To tease Mr.. Brown, of Cairo, a little,
his wife borrowed a neighbor's baby and
put it on the doorstep and then eds
covered it, and went for Brown. He
said "Why, l gave her $500 and sent
her to Chicago last week p and the jok-
ing wife is after a divorce.
Two or three Cuban ladies have created
a breeze at Saratoga by smoking cigarettes
on the balcony of one of the leading ho-
tells. They were quite indifferent to the
gaze and audible comments of the prom
enaders.
A man in Indiana, on returning home
from a business journey, recently, found
that his wife, during his absence, had
rafi1ed all the furniture and departed,
and the sheriff arrested him for allowing
gambling on his premises.
The roof of Westminster Abbey, in
which chestnut wood was used, was ex-
amined some time ago and found to be
perfect. 1t has stood eight centuries. 1t
has, of course, been kept free from moist
ure.
A Roaring Branch, Pa, woman has
peeled over two hundred cords Of bark
this Summer, besides twice peeling the
bark off her husbands nose, because he
made love to the milkmaid.
AGeorgia paper says "There is a ira
dition that our ancestors in this country
carried silver coin loose in their pockets,
but it has grown too dim and distant to
be easily credited
The Boston Transcript thinks that the
ambitious youth who fired the Ephesian
dome, was a travelling agent for a patent
fire extinguishing apparatus.
Miss Dorcas Knowles, a maiden of II
years, hung herself at Hampden, Maine.
Disappointment in love is believed to
have been the motive.
The contract for building the Court
house at Winnemucca has been awarded
to a San Francisco party named A. Muir
ply, at S29, 949.
A Boston woman wanted to elope, but
when her husband gave her money to 90,
she changed her mind-it took all the ro-
mance away.
One Alderman Nicholas, of Philadel-
phia, has been sentenced to nine months
imprisonment for extorting illegal fees.
Josephine Mansfield is the most COR.
geous of all the women who drive in the
Boise de Boulogne.
The peopleof Carson have just received
a steam fire engine from Seneca Falls
New York.
A LONDON letter says that at the ap