Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-03-13
pECM SCUANA.

A Michigan State prs oner mas "'A'
ten novel.
Often forgive others, but never thy
self
Don't borrow your neighSors news
paper,
Who knows himself has occasion for
humility.
e An erraged man tears his hair, but
an cnraged woman tears her husbands.
Game is plenty in Pendleton, Ore
gon. It's chiefly draw poker, ten cents
ante. sN
The saving that s'it is more pleasant
70 give than to receive" applies only to
medicine and advice
4 California infant in its first year
weighs two pounds more than its faith
ST,
'Shirts for the Vienna Exposition"
are in show in the window Of q Broad
way haberhasher. ~ 1919
1t is said that the Dutch do not al
low their married children to live IN
the sarae house with the parents Of
either the husband or wife. Sensible.
A Nantucket youth has sued beau
tiful widow for leading him to ruin and
then abandoning him to the scorn OF
the world.
A Chicago man has invented bunk
peculiarly suitable to railway travellers,
as by simple continuance it may be
converted into coffin.
A young lady who '.just dotted on
Longfellow," declares she has lost all
interest in his poems since ne lost that
race with Henry Bassett the other day.
A gentleman near Vineland, Wiscon
sin, entered an Orchard to steal some
apples, while his friend, who sat on the
fence and demonstrated, fell off and
broke his neck" There appears to he
in this incident useful lesson for the
young
"Where are the men of 1872 shout
ed Newton orator. "Dead," respond
ed sad looking man in the middle
aisle. The Newton orator was surprised
at the intelligence of his audience.
Missus. We'll, Sarah, have you left
the bed room all right? Sarah.-Ye s
mum, it's all right except the tooth
brush. / think the young man that's
gone away must have took it with him.
::What is the use of trying to be hon
est?" asked young man the other day
t, friend. ooh, you ought to try it
once and see, was the reply, And the
young man. wanted to put head on
his plain spoken friend.
A worthy old farmer, who was being
worried iu his cross examination by a
lawyer in Maine, exclaimed: ''Look
here, squire don't you ask good many
foolish questions
A new leaf in the family history
Jack-''Now I'll be papa going to fix
the furnace" Sallie-'Oh, yes! and
you must kiss me behind the cellar
door, ar --
TYRANNY.-A man at Galveston, Tex
as, has been immured in prison simply
because he whaled his mother-in law
And vet we are told that civil rights
have been restored to the South.
A Memphis Dutchman thought he
discovered in Rip Van Wrinkle his long
lost father, and cried and blubbered SC
he had to be taken out and soothed
with a policeman's club.
A San Demanding lover was thrown
from his fiery steed in front of his girls
residence the other day. Her guardian
heard the PROSTATE lover call for her
AS he supposes. but says he must have
another girl and got the names mixed
The name pronounced sounded like
"Helen Damnation.
The Norristown, (Penn.,) Registe,
thinks that with three banks, ten law
yers and eight barbershops, the people
of that town ought to be well shaved.
A woman in Troy, New York, thirty
six years old, has just had needle ex
tracted from her leg. 1t became i'm.
bedded there when she was only year
Old, and was taken out last week. It
was bright and free from rust, and with
commendable economy, on recovering
control of it, she threaded it and began
to sew with it.
A woman in Omaha has sued man
for 900 for living with him three
wears as his wife. She thought she
was married to him. He says she isn't.
The class of &c at Yale is destined
to make Its mark in politics. At a
late election for class deaeons we are
told that forty freshmen managed to
deposit seventy votes.
Among other things that Wells &
F'argos firm is not responsible for as
carriers, is one couched in the follow
ing language il their regulations: ''Nol
for any loss or damage by fire, the acts
of God, or of indians, or any other
public enemies ofthe government.