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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01
2luter oen 6oGamoi(6en 2se(ibnm-

gen befinbet li6 Elm bemerfenswertber flei=
ner Staat, Der Iowobl in Ieiner Serial
Jung oils aud in ieinen Sitten Die fiibniten
Srdume Der am~eritaniI6en &dmpfer fir
Srauenre6tc iibertriHt. guf Saua, Sui=
i6en ben StGoten Satapia uno Sama=
rang, liest oas feline &Onisrei6 Bantam.
Sbglsi9 es gbsaben an Spllanb Sablt, lit
es bod elm %unabban9iser Staat; politiI9
Obne 9eoeutuns lit es oenno9 sliidli6,
reid uno miro ieit unbentli6en 3eiten bon
6rauen re9iert uno pertbeioigt. Ser
Serrl6er bes Ganoes lit in Der Shat elm
Mann, ALIEN bas sanS. iibrise 8esie=
rln9sperional sebOrt Dem i6Onen @el6ls6=
tie an. Ser &Onis lit sanS abbansis bon
leinem Staatsminilterium, mel6es aus 3
6rauen beitebt. Die boditen Nutoritdten,
ale Staatsbeamten, Sof6arsen, &ri.sss
fiibrer uno Soloaten lino pbne g~usnabme
weibliden @eldle9tes. Sie Mdnner iinb
2anobebauer uno &auiieute. Die 2eib=
sarbe bss &Dniss lit aus ben pornebmIten
5rauen suiammenseiebt. Sieie gma5o=
men reiten ipie Die Mdnner uno tra9en
i4arfe Stablipiben a~nitatt Der Sporen.
Sic fiibren cine ipibe Ganse, tuelde ie mu=
tbis 81 idpinsen periteben unb cine Mus=
fete, pelde lie i'm @alOpp abfeuern. Der
Sbron pererbt ii6 auf ben dltsiten Sobn
bes 8Dniss; falls ieoo9 Der aOnis obne
Grben itirbt, perlammeln ii6 100 se=
pablte amuSonen uno pdblen einen Ha6=
folser aus ibren eisenen SDbnen. Ser
Grmdblte miro oann als seiesmdbiser &6=
mig ausserufen. Die Sauptitaot bieiss
fleinen &ei6es liest an einem reisenoen
Sbeile Der Sniel in elmer fru6tbaren gbene
unb miro our6 Suei gut unterbaltene Sc
ltunsen pertbeioist.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01
Nn bic 2efer, bic ibren Wobnort
tpccbfc(u

Gs IN unbebin n tb 10 n b ia, ba 8
eisienisen @bounentsn, bic ibrs Sci.
tuns mad elmer anssren pofrfies ;u baben MIN
i9en, ni&t ALIEN bic neue sbrsiis, ~Ipnbern aud
bic alts pcfUfFes, tpCbin ie bas glatt erbaltsn
baben, anseben. guserpem it ibnsn su bsmsr.
fen, baB Der General Otmeifer anssurbnst bat,
pab Der Ibprnent elm er 3eituns 9, mel.
der has porto fir Elm 5abr i'm gpraus besablt
bat uab Dor ablauf beGelben in ben gsreiG ei.
mes antsren potamtss um,isbt, ron benz psi-
meiisr isinss friiberen @pbnrrtes cine Quit.
tuns iber has bssablts porto srbaIten fol-, unb
taB Der gpfmsifsr bss nsuen guitesirts ssssn
@Urseisuna Der 3 uittans bic .3eituns bis gum
ablaufe Der 3eit, fir tpel9e sUrauste,ablt III,
p~crtpfrei ab,uliefsrn bat,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01
SanowerR fat eimem sofoenen
So0en.

Sies bat audi Elm &aufmann in am=
iterbam fir uabr sebalten, Der cine einsise
So9ter bate. @ns benielben elm iunser
&aufmann, Der bel stpDlftauie END Sbaler
i'm SermOsen bate, UNI Die Sano ieiner
So9ter anipra9, erbieIt oerielbe sur @nt=
mort, er polle Tie ibm nidt perlasen, penn
er Elm Sanbwerf selernt bate; benin oas
Slid lei runb unb panbelbar, unb ,penn
einem 9aufmanne Elm llnslid besesne uno
er nm iein Capital TONNE, 10 iiBe er ba ;
barum wolc er feline einsise Sodter fei-
mem a%aufmanne seben, Der ni9t Elm Sanb-
iuerf selernt babe, nit benz er li9 i'm Sale
Der Notb erndbren tonne. Senn elm
Saroperf babe einen sOloenen 8ooen, unb
Elm aeiBiser Sanbwerfsmanr tonne cher gu
Saus unb Sof fommen, als Elm sema6ter
8raf Su elmer @rafl6aft. lleber biele Or
fldruns betriibte Der iunse &~aufmann Ii9
lebr. als nun Elm Sasel6bner, Der ibm
einige Waaren bra6te, Iab, bab er ben
&opf in beioe SanOe leste unb iiber Die
Maben betriibt mar, frlle er i'm, mas linn
bc6 ieble. @orauf Der junge Mann er=
wieoerte vSbr fDnnt mir bod nidt bel
fen, ipenn ids gu9 aud Iase." Sod Der
SagelObner brang in i'm, baB er linn iein
I~nliegen offenbare, pieleibt fDnne er ibnl
einen 9uten &atb 9eben. Sierauf riidte
jener beraus uno erSdblte sd babe eli
mes &aufmanns So6ter lieb, unb Tie mid
au6, aQein Der Batter mill uns ni6t su=
~lammsn9eben, neil i6 fem Sanbwerf se=
lernt habe." rMein Serr," ipra6 Der Sa=
selObner, rieio Oesbalb suten Mutbes i6
mill Gu6 innerbalb "a Stunoen mein
Sanowerf lebren." @efrast, mas fir Elm
Sanbwerf er benn babe, antportete er SD
bin elm SeIenbinoer. Msbalb trat Der
junge Mann bel linn in Die 2ebre uno fur,
na6ber trat er Dor Den alten Serrn, croft
nete linn, baB er nun Elm Sanbpert selernt
babe unb banb in ieiner uno Ieiner Sp6ter
@egenpart Io9lei6 einise Seien. gls er
Die Yrobe ab9elest, fpra6 Der alte frob /:
v@obl, pobl! Sas Sanowerf ndbrt iei=
men Mtann. Gs lit fein Saus in sanS
gmiteroamL BARN man ni6t einen Selen
brau3t. Sbr loft meme So9ter baben."
alip Su leien bel 9 6uppiu.s Dor 200
Sabren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01

unt t~mpfsblen fH ben Serpbnen ben str. goins 9epn.
flip unb ~umseeenb ,u asntistsm 8uipru6. inesm Re Hitt
aatin ebtnfc biaie. frnesrn mop btaissr ~rsriaufsn, ale ".
sene cine anetre 8irma Is fam.
Raaasbsnp 10 unfsr ssrsbnli6r grsis. 6 curanti
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01
Der perpegene 2snrrGe, pel9er ba.

Der perrpegene 2snrTGe, pel9er bas
Sell Saleni's iiber Dem Niagaraiaa iiber=
i6ritt, 1T ni6t, ME Suerit semeloet purbe,
Elm SauernjungG uielmebr lit CT befannt
unter Dem gtamsn, stephan Seer, Der
SroIhfentutl6er. Gr mar bel Dem Seile
an9eltellt uno bate i9on oft ben @unI6
a~us9elpra6en, aud einmal iiber bas Sell
9eben 81 oirfen, bod bate man es ibm
itets uerueigert. 2ebte @o6e nun fam es
SmiI9en Salleni uno Den Wdnnern, mel9e
ibn en9a9irt batten, gum Yru6l 10 oaB Die
balbwD9entli6en SOritellunsen einseitelt
tpuroen. Saleni fam na6 Buffalo, nm
ii6 anbere arbeit Su iu9en, uno wdbreno
ieiner Ibpeienbeit selans es Dem junsen
Munne, ii9 in SeIib Der Salaneiritanse
Su ieben. Mebrere Yerlonen, bic i'm
t%annten, baten i'm, bod BON Dem gesin=
men abSuiteben, oenn es lei feline 9leinis=
felt, iiber elm cine Siertelmeile lanses Sell
gu seben, bas ni6t einmal angeSosen mar,
ionOern f6laf berubbins. stephan aber
la6te lie ale aus unb lief sins ni9t-
iiber oas biinne Sell mad Dem amerifani.
i6en ufer Su. Ils er sesen Die Wtitte
fam, fling bas Sell an, ii6 81 beuesen uno
i6wantte bin uno Der, oa es, wie seiast,
nidt anseSosen mar. Gr belt an, itellte
f6 ouf einen SUB, uno perbinrerte 10
peiteres S6wanfen. Tun mari9irte Der
@ng6als bis gum Miittelpunft, mo er an=
belt. IS bate ii9 inSpii6en cine srOBe
Wense Weni6en uuf beioen Seiten oes
Jluies an9eiammslt, uno ale iparen se-
ipannt oaraut mas Der Yurl6e jeBt an=
fangen, Oh er audi uie 9aleni in Die 5iefe
binabiprin9en piiroe. Gr beieiti9te Die
galanciritanse uno lieB ii9 bann, o S9re-
den bon Dem Sell berabfalen; bod ring
er oieies pieoer nit Den Sdnben, bann
mu6te er einise sefdbrli6e 2unfItiide /;
crit hing er ii9 on ben 5iben, bann an
elmer Sano II. I. 10. am Seil iiber Dem ab=
srunbe auf. Gnbli6 ma6te er li6 wieoer
auf ben Mari3, Dem ameritanii6en ufer
su. 2urS Dor Dem gnbe, mo oas Sell
bersauf sebt, orebte er ii6 Inn uno leste
riidpdrts sebenO Den &eit oes @eses su-
rid. stephan 1T BON YrOieiiiOn elm gn=
itrei6er, Siebt aber Oas @ewerbe zines
observation-disclosures Dor uno wObnt in
Srummonopile in Canada. Gr bat ieit=
Der einen Speiten Mari9 iiber bas Sell
9ema6t. Sieies wuroe nadber e%ntfernt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1873-10-01

bedt perben mub. Seuti6lano miro ba=
bel Defenders in Contribution seiest per=
ben, benn bort lit Die Grnte belier als jt,
wdbrenb lie in england in 6olse Der 6aul=
%niBtrantbeit faum als mittelmdBis betra9=
tet tperben bari.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, MILLERS-
berg, Ohio. Offce-First door West of Cor
ner formerly occupied by Mulvane. Resi-
dence, second door south OF I. B. Raid's
corner. Office days, Wednesday and Satur-
day afternoons. 1tr
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
hotels.
HURD HOUSE.

ORRyILLE, o., NORTH OF Il. z. DEPOT
Alvin Bancroft, prop'r. Trains going nortl
in the morning stop fhir ty minutes f0r
breakfast. The Hurd House Is fitted uI
in frst-class style, and is one of the bcsi
houses on the p, y. w. & c. r. T. Country
people will End il to their interest to stop Al
this house.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
Physicians.

DIS. POMERENE & WISE,
PHYSICIANS AND SURG ICONS, MILLERS.
burg, Ohio. Ofiee Hours wednesdays
from to O'Clock P. NJ, and on Saturday.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
photography.
Sin.eOn Spohr,s Esfote,

NOTICE is hereby given, that the subscriber
IN has been appointed and qualified us Ex-
ecutor VI the estate of Simeon Spahr, late OF
Holmes county, deceased.
Dated at Millersburg, this aist day of April,
A ID. 1879.
36w3 WILLIAM H. SPAHR.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
DIR. S. WILSON,

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OFFICE AND
Residence, West Liberty Street. Wooster D.
All accounts considered due as soon as servi-
c's are rendered EE 3t9
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

German Physician. Treats Chronic Diseases
especially Female Complaints, with great
success. Office on East Liberty Street, Woos-
ter, o. 5aa
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
. w. M. ROSS. M. ID.

. .5aaiP. P. PoMERENE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BERLIN
OHIO. Itr
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a w. C. STOUT, M. D.

SUCCESSOR OF K. BARNES, NJ D., ECLEc.
tic Physician and Surgeon, oxford, Holmes
County, Ohio. Special attention given II
Chronic and Female Diseases. Consultation
free Office hours from A. NJ. to 3 z. NJ, OF
Tuesdays and Saturdays. 39m3r
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
j. G. BIGHAM,. M. d..
l.a DIR John LEHMAN.

PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, ,MILLERSBURG.
Ohio. Office and Residence, at South part ol
Washington Street, 1tf
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

Miss Nellie Grant will be eight
cen years old on the 4th of July.
Out of courtesy to the Democrats,
she ought not to have been born on
that day, but such being the fact
the best thing they can do is not
to celebrate il.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01
j. w, GUTHRIE. M. d.

j. w. GUTHRIE, NJ. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OAice in first
building north OF Post office, Wooster, Wayne
County, Ohio. Office hours, Wednesdays and
Saturdays, from 3 to - A. NJ, and from 2 to 4
PM. All accounts considered due as soon
US services rendered
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

A veteran soldier ninety-four
years old, who has made his home
at the National Soldiers, home,
near Dayton, for several years, was
on Friday, at his own request, gran
ted leave or absence to return to
his home in Detroit, Michigan,
where he says he wants to 90 to
die. "
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

A project is on foot for meeting
of Western and Southern Congress
men at St.Louis on Monday, the 2lst
to consider questions of general and
special interest TO the Mississippi
valley. 1t is thought probable that
one hundred and fifty Congressman
will attend. a7 ia9g 7FT
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

Having carefully replaced the brace.
let in the box, and the box in the es-
critoire, Katie and her father descended
to the dining room also, which was a
long, dingy apartment, ornamented
with full length portrait of Mr.. Gam
brey, ST., attired in holiday suit of
black, smiling blandly and holding in
his right hand q manuscript.
Holmes County Republican. [volume] (Millersburg, Holmes Co., O. [Ohio]) 1870-1895, 1873-05-01

The long talked-of postal cards
will be issued on the 1st of May.
An opportunity will then be afford
ell to test their convenience and the
question of whether they are \ nui-
sance or q blessing practically de
termined.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16

LOVE OF MoNEY.-Lord Chancellor
Hardwick, when worth $4, 600, 600, was
as saving of half a crown as when worth
only one hundred pounds. The cele-
brated Duke of Marlborough, in the last
stage of life, walked in dark, Goodnight
to his lodgings at Bath to save sixpence,
leaving more than million and a half
pounds sterling to scapegrace relative
who had always been an enemy. Sir
James Lowther, whose income was
$4,000 a year, old, lame, and infrm,
went some way back to a cofee-house
for better half penny than had been
given him in change. He looked about
for an heir. Sir William Smith, of Bed
fordshire, a vastly rich Englishman,
totally blind, agreed to give an oculist
sixty guineas if he restored his vision.
The operation was successful, but the
old miser pretended it was not exactly
perfect, although he ever after could
read and write; he got off with thirty.
A rich New Yorker, not many years in
the grave, who left reputed fortune of
sixteen millions of dollars, was in the
habit of buying single muffin for break
fast, which he carried home from the
bakers in bit of newspaper.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Leguminous Plants.

Leguminous crops, such as peass beans,
vetches, saintfoin, clover, etc., .partake
of the character of the pea, which may
be accepted as the type of this family Of
plants, The prevailing mineral con-
stituent of these plants is lime; for this
reason they are sometimes called cline
plants" As we might for this reason
expect, these plants flourish luxri-
antly on lime soils, and are cultivated
most successfully in limestone districts.
For the same reason, the addition of
lime to soils containing but little of this
substance greatly favors the growth of
these crops Another mineral constitu-
ent required by these plants is sulphur;
hence, the addition of some combination
benefit to crop of this description. A
substance we'll fitted for purpose is
gypsum, or plaster of Paris. This COM
pound, as already noticed, contains sui
phuric acid and lime, and on this ac-
count may be regarded as a special ma
nure for leguminous plants.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Stock in Winter.

The RttraJ Home says: inexperienced
farmer can tell very quickly by glancing
over his flock of sheep whether any are
dropping, and if they are he will have
them removed to separate yard where
they can have better nursing. Cattle
should be fed in such way that the
strong ones cannot drive the weak away
from their fodder and water. Stock
should always have plenty of clean, dry
bedding to lie upon at night. 1t is per
fectly cruel to allow live animal to sleep
at night upon hard, cold plank, or upon
wet, filthy straw. Dry straw, besides
being soft to lie upon, is poor conduc-
tor of heat, and consequently keeps with
in the animal his own heat.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16

No MARKET FOR THE KANSAS CRoP.-
A gentleman arrived in this city this
morning from Leroy, Kansas, and visited
the Toledo, Wabash and Western rail-
way Office, to obtain rates for the ship
ment here of 5000 bushels of corn. He
was referred for rates to the Hannibal
and st. Joe railroad, as the other road
gives no rates from Leroy. In a subse-
quent conversation with him, we ascer-
tanned that he had offered the whole crop
in his native village at fUe cents per
6ushel, but could not find a purchaser.
He next went to Kansas City, but found
the market glutted. Then he inquired
the rates to st. Louis, and ascertained
that he would lose just 10 cents on the
bushel by shipping there. Now he is
trying to get rates to this point, which
will enable him to sell his crop at 10
cents per bushel.
We asked him why he did not raise
hogs and feed the corn to them; but he
assured us that in order to do that he
must keep his hogs up, as there is State
law there that they shall not run at large.
The poor fellow is in sad dilemma as
to what course to pursue now, and talks
of making fuel of his corn. At present
prices he cannot expect a sufficient re-
Enumeration from the sale of his crop to
pay for the time employed in gathering
it. Don't go West, young man, I'll
Hannibal (lfo.) Courier.
"DocroR, is tight-lacing I'M furious ?"
f OF corset is madam -
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Miscellaneous.

PATRoNIZE your home paper.
LAKE ERIE is one vast icy mirror.
EVERY 47th Indianian is Baptist.
THE whipping-post fourishes in Can
ada.
LOUISVILLE has $4,000 colored peo-
pie.
A HoT-wATER gun is the latest inven-
ton.
PENNSYLVANIA had crazy Governor in
1917.
CHICAGO has had 100 murders in seven
years.
NEAR-s1GHTED people are mostly great
takers.
APP1E-JAcK distilleries are liable to ex-
plosion.
THE season for skating in air-holes is
at hand.
To KNOW how to wait is the secret of
success.
CH1oRAn, it is said, will cure delirium
tremens.
THE California farmers are poisoning
squirrels.
OPEN cellar windows keep the whole
house cool.
THE original man had long arms and
dumpy legs.
CHICAGO brews 200, 900 barrels of lager
beer annually.
THERE are 4, 935, 100 negroes in the
United States.
THERE are 2, 600, ,531 Methodists in the
Tinted States
A GREAT many prominent people are
in feeble health.
RED and blue are the stylish colors for
noses this winter.
PETROLEUM was discovered in Penn
sylvania in 1859.
PEANUT culture is pronounced sue
cess in Michigan.
breweries in Chicago.
CALIFORNIA has a youthful negro who
speaks five languages.
The city of Mexico has ordered a $40,-
600 statue of Columbus.
TEA from an earthenware pot is more
fragrant than any other.
CHICAGO boasts the largest water
pumping engine in the word.
A CHARLTON, Iowa, hen is bringing up
kitten with marked success.
CANADA has 80, 600 Presbyterians, and
3OS ministers of that denomination.
SOUTH CAROLINA has less than s, 900
foreign-born persons among her FOG, 900
population.
THE clerks in the Pension Office at
Washington yearly receive Christmas
present of a pen-knife from the Commits
sioner.
MORE than 10, 900, 900 pounds of india
rubber gum are used in one year in the
$50 india rubber manufactures of Amer
lea and Europe.
The once dreaded horse-disease is now
oozing out it's strength upon the borders,
and will soon be heard of no more; but
| what revelation of gross public care
lessness it has made! The horse interest
is worth millions, and yet there is not a
respectable veterinary college in the
country.
THEY have compulsory education in
Texas. The law requires that all per-
| sons under the age of 15 shall attend
school. A married lady in Houston,
who has not yet reached the age that
would entitle her to exemption, attends
school regularly and carries her baby
! with her.
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
The Emerald Isle.

A traveller in Ireland says that OF
co11rse he had known that Ireland was
called the emerald Isle" because of its
ereenness, but says it had never entered
his imagination that there was anywhere
in the world such verdure as cnarms
all eyes in the rural districts OF Ireland:
The slopes, the knolls, the dells, fields OF
Young grain, over which the preeHeS
creep like playful spirits OF the beaun-
f1,1: fine pastures. dotted with white
sheep of the purest wool; the hillsides,
rising up into mist-shrouded mountains,
are all covered with thick carpets OF
smooth. velvet green. The same traveller
saws that Ireland can all be called the
Fiowerv Isle. There is not spot In the
land, he thinks, where Nature can hnd
an excuse for putting a flower, but she
has put one-not only in the gardens
and in the meadows, but upon the very
walls and the crags of the sea, from the
great blooming rhododendron down TO
the smallest flower that modestiy peeps
forth from its grassy cover. Inc 4rLsn
f1rze. SO rich yellow, covers al Pia.I;sSo
that might otherwise be barren; tne SIN
worm delights everywhere, iroL III LIZ =,
sands of trees, to drop its web OF gold;
the blooming hawthorn, with It's sweet
| scent of pink, and especially the wnlce,
adorns the landscapes and the gardens
wild flowers of every hue and variety, e ,
Chamber to hide the harshness OF l tne
mural supports; the beetlng ciliis Q, ,,.4t GHt
North Sea are fringed and softeneo WIZ WI.
lovely flowers; and if you kneel ywneIt'
almost on the yielding. veiyety carReI l!se,,
YOU will find little, wel-nigh nylslDi'
fiowerets-red, white, blue and yen4mn ya.1-o
wrought into the very woot and peAI.1u A't;f',
Is1e, The soirit of the beautiful hover
over and touches to living loyellnes
every point. --
THERE are in the country o,oOo OaS. =.
| L. obr, -, o.1iHcaa with 8 SeaIlnR Y
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16

A MUCH MARRIED YoUTH-The young
Emperor of China, who is about to as
cend the throne, recently took to himself
four wives in one day, and they are only
the advance guard of small army OF
wives that are soon to fo low. Only one,
however, bears the title of Empress, and
she is the beautiful Aluta, daughter OF a
doctor of the Imperial Aca denny. Great
preparations were made for the wedding,
and her rousseau is said to have cost
$500, 900. The bridegTeoA is put ~,
and seems to be getting into ,dlfhcultles
at very early age. -
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Bots.

A correspondent of the Journal of the
Farm says, in regard to bots:
Just as son as you discover that your
horse is troubled with bots, commence to
work on his stomach and bowels; get a
live chicken, kill it, and drench the ami
NAL with the warm blood and entraiIs.
The bots will let go their hold on the in
testlnes, and commence to feed on the
more attractive food A few minutes
after drenching administer proper dose
of castor oil, which will work off the bots,
Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-01-16
Humorous.

DE MEwER-The cat.
A sEA-sAw-The sword-fsh.
GRAVE subjects-Tombstones
! CAPITAL affairs-Na National loans.
BRoeuE AIMS come from Ireland.
THE present day Your birthday.
BELLE mettle-A young lady's temper.
CHURCH belles-The rector's daugh-
ters.
A LAZY cook-One that critters
away her time. ~
WHEN doctors differ they're very
apt to lose their patients.
WY is the letter like young lady?
Because it makes pa pay. 3sa
A KANGAROO is curious chap when
it's wide awake it's leaping. ~
THE worst kind of education-To be
brought up by policeman.
THE Phoenix was raised in a hot bed,
and that's what made him soar
AN Irish gentleman speaks of the Mis-
sissippi as ssthe father of McWaters.
A LITTLE girl at Dubuque amended
the Lords Prayer by asking for her
daily gingerbread.
WHY is the alphabet like cutting the
first teeth? Because it is taught yer
(torture) when young.
WHEN naughty little boy breaks
window he should be punished, on the
principle that pains and penalties go
together. ~ - @
MEN are frequently Like tea: the real
strength and goodness are not properly
I.o--rs1 1,,4 0f fhoYr, r1ntil they have been
for a short time in hot water.
The News says a guileless Danbury
man saw beautiful chrome advertised
." for fifty cents, I" and sent on the money
and received the jack OF clubs.
SOMEBODY inquiring at the Springfield,
ILL.,, postofice for letter for Mike
Howe, received the gruf answer that
there was no letter there for anybody's
cow.
! M. PRUDHoMdE, in the decline of life,
was talking with his nephew, to whom
he related stories of his youth. But,
| uncle" suddenly exclaimed the young
man, "what struck you most during
your life ?" My dear boy, 1T was your
aunt u
THE Memphis Appeal tells OF an
Irishman who got laughed at for making
| faces over some perSlmInonS, a+u WHY
retorted thus " Ye may grin, ye mutt
ton-headed idiots but i can lather the
sowl out NV the man that split vinegar
over thin plums.
/ ts1 ~ AGONY. y 49,
| Wheezing sneezing all the day; s
! Eyes watery and streaming,
| Coughing in a shatt'ring way;
| Poor nose red and poor cheeks gray -
Now yoiceless and now screaming.
| Pains and aches in every limb;
Poor features sadly puffy;
-s Hearing gone and eyesight dim; tls ~