The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-03-20


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An Intoxicated Individual wha mas
discovered iH Pennsylvania graveyard.
assunal ghe sexton uha iaak hm Zoo
narse that bee eas NOT dfnnk, bma fetr.
aal e.aut
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amaaN tha female sag Is not as eammau
as ia might be 90 advantage
Why is q man who gets Knocked
down 81 au election, ike lbe world we
0HhshIt' Bceauae De is "halenc8 "a Doe
Fa.ls@
Whit BE tie difference between a
popular sHF.ug dish aud man with ff,a
aeue One Is baked eha1 and the other
faaleI baA
The clap who could 10 SD the bu.I.
us be wanted TO without advertising.
bas hegH compelled 60 advertise 81 last.
Tho uaw advertisement rs headed n~aer.
la. a.e."
a Jew wa, observed noticing very
iuteully prodigious lue ham. What
are Won saying to that ham, Mr.. Jacobs,
! was saying % IL, thou almost per-
snadest me 70 be a christian.
"A prodigai son writes bis father from
Omaha have TO have my only shirt
washed by the dozen, for IT is in twelve
pieces, aud The smallest hole In Il Is the
one put my head through.
Mother, said little ionr-year old
Carrie, when she came home, have
heard such a smart minister. He stamp.
Cd aud pounded, aud made such q noise
and then he got SO mad be shook his fist
at the folks, and there wasn't anybody
dared 20 up and hght him
An Akron, Ohio, cat, relying upon
hls uine lives to save him, allowed his
tail to swell, bis spine to curve, and with
the "bauncr cry Of hellp emanating from
bis Jaws, waded into a buzz saw in rapid
motion, The cat was never seen again.
bot the boss sawyer, who always stood
with bis mouth open while at work. re-
marked TO bis assistant that be could
taste fiddle strings aud sausage meat in /
tbc sir that morning"
Where Is that elderly scamp who has
howlcd for siNly-thrcc years for an old
fashioned winter How we would like to
ran bin through a planning mill run by /.
ice wafer and cut him open with q snow
plow, aud Oh him iull of snow balls, and /
sew him up with an ioicIe, and strap him /.
to The north pole until the spring rains /
released him. The awful wretch.
a Danburian went to see youag
lady, previously just having been to an
"ysier supper. A he nearcl The house
be saw her father Standing on the steps
and hailed him. Hello, old Tatpolc:
z'at your Where IS INV lovely gazelleg .
Where i.h ms love BOW dreaming. The /
father looked al the young mau, thinking .
he wanted something, placed hl. hand /
sadly upon his shoulder turned him
around, and filled the space under his +
coat tail with leather. The Young man
don't 60 there any more.
A good story 81 told Of an Irish host.
leg who was seut TO the stable to bring
forth a travellers horse, Not knowing /
which Of the two strange horses IN the /
stable belonged to the traveller. aud wish. /
ing ioavoid the appearance OF ignorance
ia bis business, he saddled both animals /
sud brought them to the door. The
Traveller pointed out bis own horse. saw
ing. That J, my nag. Certainly. yer
honor / knew that, but didut know
which ope o. 'bcm wa, the other ginllc.
Wao.,
~Ouage orra.iou Crawford, the guldc
Vas ascending ihc White Mountain. with
"a party trom Philadelphia The day was
very windy, aud IL wa. witi-ihc greatest
difficulty that ilte gentlemen could keen
tHrir hats upuu their head. after lhcv bad
q merged from lhe forest to the bare rocks.
Que the pariy asked CraW gosa Ifbe
had ever experienced ls,re windy
dly.
Yes, was tHc reply.
And did yon ~ ga 10 the .nmrnh
Yes aud IA blew so hard that the lftr.t
elis That stepped thereon bad 10 yet the
ea'e belln4 him 10 hold DIS h.lr GA lor
blin.
AHli what ,lid III 10 .....
NbY, DC got tbc 0ue tllai e.ass, next 10
ju llar saline iof hlm.
i4a whai siid lia lAsl esss ,A5 when he
esu.e beside them
Ahlt seHiiemeua SOFA sap, be- was bahi-
aeatisd
Tho gentls4aoa ifoa Philadelphia had
8n mare questions 10 ask. ...
Ia tls saly al llahaN there dwell
-Awt so, eIaltt snbliie aud eule fas.