The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-08-21


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1t is said that iron is good tonic for debi-
itated Young ladies. That may be SO; but
ironing Is better one.
A man who n owes good deal in society
is said to have laughed so much in his sleeve
that it is quite worn out.
In the county OF Argyll there ls small
country inn bearing the lAcontc name OF
Observation-Disclosures
4 A st. Louisian has lost his faith in doctors
because shortly fter being vaccinated he
was bitten by . mad dog.
What al ass the fellow must have been
who made donkey engine aud expected to
get horsepower out ofitl
own head in throwing stones at hen must
have been missed by her comb. '..''
In San Francisco hangs the sign of a Chi
nese washerman, which reads thus Wash
ing and ironing, by Wa sh.ng."
Assisting nature.-The dentist who extrsc-
ted tooth from the mouth of the river is
preparing cosmetic for the face of cliff.
All efforts to make hay by gasiigbt have
failed but it is discovered that wild oats
can be soWn under it's benign and cheerful
rays.
A ''Society tor the Encouragement OF
Young Men Desiring to Marry" is organising
among the young ladies of Rondout, N. Y.
A Buffalo paper announces that by recent
burning OF an ice-house, there were twenty
thousaud tons of ice reduced to ash
es."
It is curious fact that while beaux ars
permitted to go in the way they are bent,
bellies are expected to go in the way they are
told. ..... .......
"Who are the peacemskers ?" asked a
young Sunday school teacher of her class of
boys. "The Police" quickly replied one Of
the lads.
tits limited to young ladies that those of
their number who make up" their faces do
not always find young men to make up their
minds.
The fashion of wearing the front hair low
on the fol- ehead, now in favour with many of
of the fair sex, is known as the sky-terrier
style. ....
Nerves.-How do angry women prove
themselves strong-nerved - They exhibit
their presents of mind" by giving you bit
oft. . -
Convenient Distinction.-A woman said to
her iodger. eth ere are some black fakes
among the milk but it's not dirt it's only
dust"
Tempting.-An undertaken. having apart
ments to let, pasted his bills upon the coffin
in the window, announcing lodgings for
sngle.gentlemen."
A provincial actor, who was addicted to the
use of the Glowing BOWL" was pointedly al
Iuded to as a living specimen of the mellow
drammer.
AN enthusiastic dramatic critic says of a
Dopular actress that 'when she ran out to
meet her lover, she carried the whole of the
audiedce Win ner.
A floating botel is said to be building on
the Allenghany. The first order of the cap
tain of the craft will probably be, Prepare
to receive boarders."
WHY should we never be frightened at tbs
appearance of q ghost? Because If 1t is
ghost, it's appearance must, in the nature Of
things, be animated.
The Louisville Journal thinks the sight o.
four able-minded men playing loquet is the
sublimest spectacle that ian Impoverished
country ever beheld.
An amateur farmer wonders 'why, on all
this fair earth, The ground is 'spead bottom
up, so that it !mus+ be turned over with q
pillow before crops can be raised.'
Alpopular essayist says, ''Perhaps the
great triumph ofall moral writings, including
sermons, that at least they have produced
ONE sweet and innocent Sleep"
MOST APPROPRIATE.-The women in
Utah, says Chicago paper, have recently
altered the photography of their creed.
They now spell it "Moremen," instead Of
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