Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-04-04
Aaisne1la,1entis,

Mary a pretty lace las made marke. i5f
bad wife. s..s,.s
& French ladies' ger fat on buttermslk thick
ened with rice fiour.
/ A man may have a just esteem Of himself
without being proud. g
i "a wise mans thoughts walk will, hun, but
4 FOOLS without,
The rich that ride IN New ok ciisises iisd
| big jet black horses.
Few ladies' are so modesteas to be dnwit-
ling to sit in the lap Of luxury.
White Mountain tourists complain.sthas
| their pieces are higher than the mountains
| Bessemcr's sec-saw cabin, to avert sea-sick-
ness. Is to be triedin the British Channel in
a vessel now building.
| Female lobbyists at Washington say that
they never saw such rsagh weather fol tiieir
business as that tliat lias marked the present
Winter.
Santa Annals name is once. more n,entioH-
ed: He is said to be expected ut Vera Cruz.
We should say that alnian eighty years old
has reason to think h mself expected in
different quarter. j 1ss
An old lady gave this as her idea Of great
man: Zone who is keerful of his clothes,
don't drink sperets. ken read the Bible with
out spelling the words, aud eat a cold dinher
on wash day without grumbling.''
The wear and tearof gold currency may be
judged by the government report. LII COUNT
+ Lingand transferring pie million dollars iroai
one vault to another, the loss ny abrasion Is
six dollars. " ..t....
Hyacinthe's example is contagious. Ahbe
Bauer, Chaplaiii to the Empress Engenie,
will bE married. His wife may yet discover
that although she takes up the right Bauer.
she may find that She has alsotaken up a
knave. 47sf3, ,,sf.
a new dish is grape leaves, fried in egg
butter. We eanb think fanything that
would be moregdelieious tlianfgrape leavcs,s
unless it Is cireas poster on toast.
!, The low rates, of discount III Eagian,l--
three aid one half at the bank, and less than
that OH the street-haye made cur new fivo
per ceus. loan yery acceptable to the capital
lists of that country. The cable reports bids
in excess of the amount advertised for sale
say, Jones,' said .silitli the other day,
awnat is the meaning Of Credit Mobilier p
I mean, what lis the translation of it!'
as.Oh,'' said Jones. Literally translated tits
movable credit. ~. .Ah, said Smith, ''a sort
of slippery ere At. thought it was some
thing OF that kind. but wasn'fsurc." ll' .t,,
A gentleman travelling llomeward ffofi
Atlanta met an aged colored man, around
whose hat was twined the Grape Of grief.
You have lost some friend, see. = said, she
gentleman. .sYes, mars'r, 1 has, '.Was ft
a near or distant relation?' |" Purity distant.
master; bout twenty four mlle. =
. ,Airhas been compressed by Prof. Tyndail,
by means of column of water 260 feet high.
to one-eighth of its original volume, 40
pounds to the square inch. As it rushed
out, it caused such intense cold that the
moisture In the room was eofgcaled Iii 4
snow shower, while the pipe from which the
air issued bee ame bearded with icicles.
tits now very certain that not much Of 4
decline in thu European wheat market can
take place for some time to come There is
no surplus grain worth speaking OF any,
where in Europe. The arrival of cargoes OF
California wheat in Liverpool and Lond II
scarcely affect the market, so general IS the
demand for consumption from day to day..
A good story is told ola elergyma wlios
in the fullness Of his heart, invited Hiail on
foot to get into his vehicle for lift on the
road No sooner was the man seated than
the clerical &c ntleman, seeking to improve
the occasion, asked his. companion if he was
prepared to de- '.whereupon he leaped out
of the chaise and ran off at a good speed,
doubtless considering the question to be-
synonymous with your money or your
,life.''. &
4 The damboard is known to be the orlihs,
ary Scottish name of what in England is
termed drauglltboard. A Scotch lady, newly
come to London, and rather too familiar.
with her own country's mode OF expressiou,
imputed at a linen draper's shop for a table
cloth Of ..sdamboard patterr,'' meaning q
checquerctl pattern. The Cockney shopman,
amazed at such question from a lady,
answered: why ma'am, we have patterns,
ptetty broad, but-a-a-none quite so broad as
that - ..s.,a i Il
A comic incident happened the otlIeE, night,
vt the Teatro Apollo Rome. during the per-
formance OF ballet. In the middle Of the.
stage large fountain was sending forth a.
spray OF real water amid the applause Of the
spectators all at once the JET fell, the water
ceased, anu at the same time a crJwd OF
frightened ladies, in all manner of undress,
bounded across the stage. The reservoir
pipes bad burst ard inundated the, dressing
room. The scene may be imagined nor did
the excltcment Of the public end even when,
the curtain was lowered and all hands called
Il, the pumps. ,ss+z. :.
!. :. A sad misfortune happened TO Miss Vim
lie Ream the other day., She has been ar.
work all summer upon her eqnest ian model
for the statue Of Farrag,lt, apd on Saturday
It was made ready and carted tc the Capital
for competitive exhibition. in lifting the
model from the carriage the .WOrkmen let il
tall, and IL was broken into 4 thousand frag-
ments.. - Exchange. q
y Miss Winnie Is peculiarly unfortunate with
her national statutes. Her statue OF Lincoln.
was broken by the carelessnsss Of worsmen,
while being placed in the Capital, .apl, A.,
her model for the statns a fsrregat has been
demolished by 4 siniIa, misfortune.