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, 1873-06-05
CHICAGO DAILY MARKET.

afo< me quote: Stark, 3oKo; Ludlow, $50: deviation
onS saao sa Vol lsssass sssas. sae 10
ceHn. th aEe meeting yha moderate inquiry Anne1e
es.ns sses!Ss Us fSs.
?ss r pGopssiis sss5is ID s's e
white ssnd pat br SGss at'giss iss.
ses @ E. s sesiss Soi .s s.aa n1'sa Pi .S
ssMs5 eFisk ooo so1ntry bstof slaoo doysred
Sasns nsodpes Ress''a o tSSs2 common
indian. prsssed Do oomlnea, sssn ssSS ssS
ofe dsA e 1s oq9sS9 g tS9;
9uiot, with Mtt1o change In volucs, va auoa: nav
6Sis ssssSy sssy hs sss
peos q coal doznand gain sns W ropss sS
s lc.aR B BFsSsrff M g ss
ma'nnt ~. m a9go n'ossbirg, tooo Cherry kine
ssSs boes bxsss U.s. Kesana 5ada' ssss ssan <S
hnnSn1. R4ah. ts.oo: ,ol Wiimtnaton, 800.
eoed q .ap9 sSn9' s t fnt pa with sas
Temaina decidedly rm wo rs,seat ts our o,oas
sG1s ds .dsSaaos N; oSs1ttteass RI ts7sass7 y.
RI IS s sse9'as sssre sfs ii:, 7ssa; IT,;
20 e. ss.Ds spa BE- asogs sg
ourin, Iouaiu, pMI1, $ooWo9Sso 40 hrl $42o@4oo; boz
.1 ImU1Ta e ANp @ N1TSfn tSs fsnIs mstts. light
not ohsnge. prnos snd
casf cufF,s 3stns msFo n nm WITH Witch exceptions ranor
aaoaons - Sa axsge sSoys asss aIo ars sas
ai9lAioo; 1gs, bo11 l41@l6o; Turkiah prunes,
.G74c. DoMHsr1o-Ajdon apples, l8@2Oo: hiicLis. iLis
Fnn %, e@7e; Western DO. b@tKo; southern do,
eegso; rcaches, pared, 17@20o peaches, halyos,
es5e; eSeHo; do @ mixed, 4A@5o; bsckberrtcu, o@0Ho:
;--f1lberts, 14@l5o; almonds, TorrssEons. a1aa3o:
1ss hsgss T%saiss %isss 2asss; pSss;
sSsstas ss
vesn without Q1oablo Change, ruling coparayey Ptieis
seady Tor most articles and only strong for coleos
thing of concosson from tho quotations. % Wo s mako
no change In our list as followa: Wv -AAA'
eoS2sesAsesa.' q 3aas ssS9sa1@ss $685.: O. .,, .,u
22aho; Java, Nc: 2, 25H827o; fancy rio, 2ia5ss
2so; s, choice 20 e. o. 24K@24So; prime Rio, 2Ia94o
INV snv d. nv common DO 22@2ao; roast
TYR, as, faney &c 2525ho; ID, prime, 282ie; liar
M gaSD1Esastar. full wcight, 9o@2oNo; Htearno, full
"99gn.' 9,gs' 11sa1oNo; % abort woight 14@14Hc.
,tna n3anPona, as-ns a9sho; nangoon, 7's@so; Caro-
I55 s09Aas3Patent ent loft lSaisAo; crushed, pow
1;s. aerSa. ana 70 e. MStanHlasd 1lA9i2o standard lo;<
5s l5Sdl01e d s;sssltURS sslls2R 1Ss "a
loao: choice brown, 1o@16io; prime do pS3
l.4o; fair do, 0G}91{o; choice nlonssea eunar. Dy
4l9o: ,3,n': fa,r Dc, 9@aHo; Now Orleans sugar.
;;noice, oa@1oo; 90 prime, oH@05so; do fair, 82I9
'ko: common. 7A@eAe.
9as dltgs, t25@ao; syer drps
1ts o ssw go9d .u
$3.50 do prmo 73(979o do com1nop asGa7Oo TnrIo I
stso molassee. choice 6'@e5o; molasscs 50
$500.
5ALEHATug-Com1uon 10 best, 96310c,
oHISa oeHrI1Soss-A!spicc l7@iso; cloves, 879sso cassa
niger, pure, 2893oo do No. j, 20@25o: do No IA
4lQG ~ |
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ns IN ISWl Snoo} 90 boilcd, 405; whale, 87c
g. sassn.'ns sss ant sIs s I s.ss, ss
quote, :. w oo""nae 'p
w1,1rn LEAD. -
1Tnra 1ut $l1. .90411 f(
'''''.::::' :,.:, '.'.'.'.'. o.oo9looG
Genuine yeio Montague. @ :. y. .;,,...,., 11no
"''''''.....'........... 11.S0@1200
hiaH,,rya railroad color. ooAoas u ii
na%cG car oolors In catla. TO- SOFA ID Ia
EuUlsh Ss VIZ SSnto o.; obo9 9.76
Kngsh grange mineral. y. Nv, + 4.m 70
Fmoan FfeaGSfgn g., grange sg mineral. iooo
A,sd IAsam Itu iga0; .'................... ! 1900
scarIet sasa ysrnilion ys1ailli19n, rer 14os IA
....,s.......,...... 05O@ 400
'8' t.s'..'...........,s....s 1OO6a AGO
n hIn1S:,.. DH@3Eo
Pia iKoH3Ica.ins rm Il former ouoistsa, Sia4
,sns So'ea g. MoGcorng &c to 1Eand Tscarara
oesss soao se Co., 5SS tssS
r6g5TRYho M 1eee,Yts woro tro arsor, but tho
1eaesas{: snlos compriae coop turkeys at 1861 ID
eoos coons snlgaons snl; = q 1905 lb q t6o@
oateea soape eonnS aa ~ sspo @ and ,,,
hpoWa arc qlotah]o ut 4043o on track Now no.
'ssss f Il i e. ss;
car EI,,s, mixed a. $780, all on track. ~ ~ A''
timothy. Hungarian and rn}ct ryoso - - Tas pe. 5nn
2691 0a for Tho for1nor and Ii on far chnca TaIiist
sa1ss eomRrso ., e a" hags timothy bass Hun
gryss Sc ehoies T. 1S oe's' mi't
o,ntn. mme nr1 ~ iaar request and etoady. Wo
cnarsn - ~ @ nu9 saR1naw nno. $200; ordinary
S1.1l isirv' ,sttnnt t1anona $4!o: ground aonr,
Il hnat 1E. ha nuAA naRat kJao; dairy, with b9Bs,
"SW' TRAG A}G1.sS{S2.te; s turks Island. $2.oo
the foto,1ino hatH1 ~ pllce ot teas Waa notod,
,vc,,r~ i...-.o -N.Nb FtV.s5 BHHaIuHy nancrCI to
GNa7Hs, ~ eonamon 70 falrt !b@65o; do good,
1n0 o1d hvenn 7atnen ,ta mne, tllo common to
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Whoa active .t a6out tho ss: s,sSses sej g
prices ns Yesterday. There was gool slipping do.
being 10 nsa ths Hsfa e S9h ssani
Tween cash and seller the month widened to Ike Thc
,nGaity Mas to a. out part by steamer, aud
dull especially during tho regular session, seIler ths
month T.s kspt by to knowledge at wei we hsvo
n1 u .avshesa ss5s 70 III sX SRsn s$as
md oiSssd dfn.er a 3s ss lis y moro ssz1s &.
S9 ha wsts ~e ~ sng bo
p'sn'y 1s Of I'D xoet srS aersasd T.
VII BE- largely competed With by W lie ol I vhss Ws
whIch 1o haf i1 been hold back provide against possba
low Juno sold OF closfnp 10 n SaM v
sel!sr August @ sold at and seler the yoar It
@ eosed dpsna aaa s esS: Ma shs1 70
no St an reseod DO It o5c ssles wsrc
spens srd Ss e s5
:ai b. 4 p spsns ~ q
ds andef 49sra a oses1ngs md gh shipping
eRht DECLINE holders not being over anxoIs tn All ~
sonancs .1tes 9 ie though shippers held o. IN co.
!ne Wt II es eshs Then Se
rot. Thia newa ca,lsod a break, and IN esncc,ai
paone 70 -. u 60 snsh b, corr which holders vory
hands. They did not stop to roect tut nasrv e ts
80. mo eorn now bore bag been inspected In unor tic
on arrival at the scaboard is tho very su Wheh ax Mus
lhspectors refused to pass ns No. 1aouud md irv3
anu 1or which they incurred 80 much ccnaurc II i
20 that to their srict Interpretation Of he in
corn IN ncar 70 M vhaa oe our escape from hot No
fo,aay which they had bought intending to snp IL
eguiar No. or seller tho month oponed at ~ mi
desined to S61f at the cloac socr July sold At sS
4vc ana se'leE August at 42@42sc, both dosing
At sxe la''ae oas 81" ,ass 5ss'ps Of No closed
20 200 By No. At 58o 5000 bu do at a7sfo: I'm %,
% st 37ho; 1900 BIZ do at 371o: ii 10o ii, Go NJ
1oouo bu do At $40 600 bu do at 3e7<c 0o00
hu 40 ae solo; 5000 bu It 3so; 1866 bu do al
00o bu do at Soc; 10000 Gu do at 33zsc Soo III az
a. 5000 bu do at $3.50 afoat I'D bn retaotei
~ 31c s00 bn do at 81 $500 b do at SIC H00 In
DO Hk 33Xc. Total, 5000 bu WV ="
Outs wore 1esa nctive and irregular Tim n,r1o+
was firm carly In partiareactlon from tho weaknras ~
yesterday but broke later in sympathy with cnr1
eW 9orh being also quoted CASTOR md closed At tia
ea 1or o. tho seaaon The weaess great
nn ihe market for aoc days having bosn sold out yes
eraay. Heguar oats, seller tho mouth sold at Ss1t
Ss0Sc md seller July at 30GS3oAo Strictly. frsahi
M closed as about 29o cash saea woro reported
9Ao; 10000 bu At 90; 600 b,s at 2S,Sc foo IN, ~
ecte1 at 253iO; 10,8D0 bu do at 95Io Oo In 10 ~
i,d0o ~ do At 25c; GOO bu by samilo at Ska.
n.y. y, nu 40 at 31e. Total 1S0, 400 bu,
nousa ns i2o below te prices quoted by dealera for
- low asya past. There were free aclors OF No. ii
o 900 bu by sample Ut 68o. S|-'~'o"
alcs limited to 100 bu by sample at tn99an8f9 9oo Ma
uote @ No. 2at 7o@7oo No. at 6o383o: and ra;octad
40945c, the 1nside In tho Rock iaand eieyafor amJ
10 outside tn other houses. al"
me following ware tho foreign exports Of proyatons
6tr1bution Of BaluO: -' ~ ~o' y "Ao
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QUOTATIONS.,
E1tra-Graded stcers averaging 1.i00 III

Eftra-draaed stcerB averaging 1,l00 rs
aud upwards. ....,...
Choice ueevos-Tine, tat, well formed year
70 year old steors, averaging 1850 to
1,4oo lbs.....::... ...:....,................
Good Observation-Disclosures, finely formed
Modium drades- -stcsrs III fair flesh, aver.
aging 100 to 1 ,25o Tbs. s...........,,,...,,,
,Dutchers' stock-Common to fair stearg.
&! aud good to extrn cows, for city
slaughter, averaging 800 to |, l00 iba. ....,.,
'stock oattle-oomlnon catsle; 1n tecent
}1nfcrior--Light and thin cows, heifors.
stags. bulls, and scallawag atcera. .....,..
,Cattle-Te1ns, Northern winterod. ....,,...
C4ttla-QQru.fed Tcxaa
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.EHTFnED FOR wAntuouaINu. -.~.~ ...- w 20
Mt' VAIL u Wool.'...... tGO0o0o eoa6,74T fr25 o76
Ht.M: at: ot oatton........ 8700aA g4s,420 932,143
tl. Mahf. o. stIk......... 378O10 GG7,lB0 2S0.53o
Mlsoolra dry Bools,,,.. lB065o 9o0'im 1Hi Sya
Total l.:.......,$t, ,e71 600 81, ,1e5,44s st.o72o7f
Add dnta for consmp.. 5l7o.7ao 5,1T,4oS a1a3'iM
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moo GALEB.

BlIEEp-Waro iu better supply, aud prices wero
shade oaster IN consequence. Tho demand wes mod
esatQ At =. 100 for poor to oAolee ahogn,
, 1873-06-05


Prices for now wool Will probably be frorn atas,
wer than tho above. -N''A oas''
, 1873-06-05

CH'cAG0, ROCK ISLAND Z PACIFIC RAILROAD
Depot eeTnsr Of Uarrison and shernansf, 1fckei oc.
81 West 1Huatson.s .st. ~ 1''e's
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sonal violence. One of the most excited
men in the room was an old fellow who
had lost his eyesight, and was rushing
hither and thither, in his anxiety to buy
or sell stock. He seemed to distin-
guish every one by the sound Of their
voice, and addressed them by name
None of the members are allowed to en-
ter the room with either a cane or um-
brella, as they often come to blows, and
it is considered unsafe to allow the
presence of anything that might be
used to punch ont each others eyes.
Turning from the scenes of the Bourse,
the correspondent dwells upon the beau
ty of Austrian women, and claims for
them the palm over those of any other
country in Europe. The more elegant
of them promenade the streets with
their robes trailing after them in the
dirt and mud, with all the dignity of
queens, and as erect and graceful in
their movements as if they had been
under military training. Their blonde
tresses, which appears to be the accom-
paniment of beauty there, are luxurious,
and they have the more solid quality,
generally, of being colored by nature,
as well as genuine. They sparkle for
time, are gay, vivacious, and abound
ing in animal spirits, but with matri-
mony and maternity they disappear,
like stars gone into an eclipse, and as
they age rapidly, the widow has but lit
tie opportunity of recuperating and re-
appearing to reassert her claim to the
admiration and devotion Of the other
sex, @r fts =
The Andrew County Republican. [volume] (Savannah, Mo.) 1871-1876, 1873-09-05
TIE CITY OFLUXURY.

Henry Watterson writes from Paris to
the Louisville COurier-Journal: ,.
"They say the gayety of the Empire
is gone. They say that Paris is somber
in its Republican dress. 1 confess 1
don't see it. The last time I was here
the Empire was in its prime. Money
was plentiful. The Court disported it.
self in palace, which is indeed in ruins
now. The column Vendome stood where
at present you see only an inclosure of
rude planks. The Bois de Boulogne
had lost none of its trees. With these
exceptions, however, Paris seems to be
as glittering and as reckless as ever it
was. 1t may be little easier to cross
the street in front of the Grand Hotel
But it is summer, the dull season, and
hundreds of thousands of people are out
of town. As it is, coming here from
London, the place dszzles one with its
splendor, and you are not moved to shed
any tears over the dead Empire. That
Paris owes it many of its fineries, is
true. But Paris was Paris before Ma
poleon, and Paris is Paris still. In the
daytime, in the nighttime, it is the
same--the same fondness for light and
noise, the same fondness for shade and
flowers, the same fondness for the open
air. In the Champs Elysees, along the
boulevards there is nothing but eating
end drinking. The Emperor is gone.
Vire la Repubkique! Yesterday it was
Theirs, to-day it is MacMahon, to-mor-
row it may be Gambetta. A little while
ago the waters of the Seine were tinged
with blood. There are only wine,stains
now. The German is away. The debt
is nearly paid. Hoop-la! A man must
live, and, in order to live, he must not
repine. So the French are jolly. They
have learned by crying what it is to
laugh and they are laughing, and sing
ing, and making love, as though there
was never an invasion or Commune.
Happy, light-hearted people They will
show the Shah a thing or two not dreamt
of in the pages of Canopus or limited
even among the Fables of Pilpay."
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PAPER NUTMEGS.
from the Danbury News.l

lrron tne DhnDury NeWs.t
No true woman will ask man right
after breakfast what he will have for
dinner, or just before dinner to put up
u clothes line.
An Essex street man bought crate
of damaged peaches for fifty cents on
Saturday, and it is said there is not q
man on that street with two perfectly
straight legs.
Many man who lies down at night
in calm repose little realizes that before
the sun of another day gilds the horizon
he will be sitting ON the. edge of the bed
chewing sweet-fag.
A little boy on Wooster street fell
from a stoop ell Thursday and received
severe bruises. His father was sent for,
and on arriving home found thirty-one
women in the house. It took the mother
of the boy five days to get the various
bottles of camphor and hartshorn to
their rightful owners.
A blood thirsty citizen of this place,
who thinks his life is in danger, carries
q pistol ID protect himself. He came in
the office this morning to get string to
tie the stock and barrel together, as the
other fastening is gone, and took 'occa-
sion to observe that he would make the
streets run with blood il people didn't
quite fooling around him. 80
MIR. Swimpton weighs about ninety
five pounds. Mrs. Swimpton weighs
two hundred and ninety-three pounds,
and Mrs. Swimpton's sister, who is visit
ing here, weighs just three hundred and
five pounds. Last evening Mr.. Swimp-
ton and the ladies were out for a stroll,
he having each hanging e? to his arm.
A neighbor who was walking in the rear
of them says that Mr.. Swimpton's feet
did not touch the sidewalk more than
twice in going three blocks. %
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THE DEVIL OUTDONE.

Old Nicf came up to the earth one day, .--r
And into old Washington wended his way,
And having some hours to spend for calls,
Hsthought he would visit our national halls.
On arriving there be crossed the sill r.
Az discussion was hot on the Salary bill
Now Old Nick rs everybody knows,
Has power to change both himself and clothes,
So, seeing Senator's vacant chair,
Presto, change! and he was there!
And be said, as his eyes DER the assembly ran,
"wouldnt make splendid Congressman"
The bin was read, and the devil sat there,
Tilted back in his easy chair,
With no particular interest in it,
Til there came pause Of about one minute;
And in a voice that was full of dread
The back action clause Of the bill was read.
Old Nick sat up with interest now,
To see what the honorable t?) body would do.
'"For surely, > said he, they haven't sunk 80 low
That they can pass that bill clear through;
1t surely must be some hideous joke
Or my imps have overdone their work."
The bill was read and the ayes were called,
And the devil sat there like one appalled,;
And tbs basest thing which he ever saw
Was this Wholesale theft under the giiise OF law.
81 To look any further there is no use,
For all mean things this beats the deuce"
g For thousands Of yesrs I've wandered round,
Trying to see if there could be found
In the universe lower level
Than that which il occupied by the devil.
Ny search was fruitless by sea and land
Till met an American Congressman.
IF men like these are TO Congress sent
III run my chances for President"
Old Nick left town that very day, t'f
But he was heard to mutter as he passed away:
all let that 'Forty-second' alone,
For If don't they'll steal my throne!n
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with the most sentimental after a while. :"
Don't refuse me-" pleaded Mr.. Pat

with the most sentimental after a while. "
"Don't refuse me-" pleaded Mr.. Pat
terson.
swell, Mr.. Patterson, 1 WON'T" said
Mrs. Muntle. "Tm my own mistress,
and though I've never thought of Sec
ond marriage, why I think Tn warrant
ed in making one. And no doubt
shall never repent, for 1 think you've a
fine disposition, and I understand your
ways and tastes" .,
Mr.. Patterson listened. He saw what
he had done; proposed and been &C
cepted without having any idea what he
was about.
He looked at Mrs. Muntle; she was
very nice and fresh and comely, and ten
years his junior, at least, if she was
forty. He could not have done better
thing, and he would be married without
any troublesome counting. So he put
his arm about Mrs. Muntle's waist and
said:
"Thank you, my dear. I consider
myself very lucky"
He wrote to his good doctor in about
fortnight's time, to tell him that he
had taken both his prescriptions, was a
married man, and intended to bring his
wife home about Christmas.
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PRESENCE or MIND.

It is a good thing, says the Detroit
Free Press, to know what to do when o
man faints away and falls down in the
street. A pedestrian fell down On Mon
roe avenue yesterday, being just off a
sick bed, and it was wonderful how
many men in the crowd knew exactly
what was the best thing to do. One
called for brandy, another waved the
crowd back, another shouted "police"
and "coroner," fourth brought a
bucket of water from saloon, and all
the others crowded in as closely as pos
sible, and began wondering if the man
had his life insured. Some wanted to
throw water on the victim, and others
thought that his boots ought to be re-
moved, and the man with the slop-pail
fell down in it and jumped up and
kicked at lame boy. Two boys were
sent for doctor, but didn't go, and a
market woman crowded in and told
them to raise the mans head. Some
one put brick under his neck, and an
other general call was made for whisky,
camphor, gin, soda, pop, root beer, gin
ger ale, vinegar, water and lager.
Nothing was brought, and after few
minutes the man opened his eyes, gave
his name, and asked to be taken home.
After he had departed doctor arrived,
coroner came putting along, and the
crowd camc near having fight as to
who was entitled to the honor of saving
the mans life.
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THE MEN AND WOMEN OF VIENNA

THE MEN AND WOMEN OF VIENNA.
The gossipy editorial correspondence
of the Baltimore american describes
an interesting scene on the Vienna
Bourse, which laymen as well as finan-
ciers can fully appreciate: Old and
young were mingled together, OCCASION
ally rushing about with as much fury as
if they had suddenly discovered that the
house was on fire. Some were yelling
out offers of stock, and others bidding,
and violently gesticulating. A stranger
might suppose that it was revolution
ary gathering, and that the crowd
around some of the bidders meant per-
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SUMMERS BIBLIOGRAPHY.

Many people, writes Sumnerist in
the Cincinnati Commercial, have a
vague idea that Mr.. Sumner is lover
of books, but only those who know him
well are aware of his excessive fondness
for books, or realize the extent of his
learning. The fact is, that his reading
is well nigh omniverous, and, science
excepted, his knowledge is encyclopedia.
The habits of study formed early when
as a young scholar he attended the lee
lures of every distinguished professor
in Paris, in every department of knowl-
edge, law, philosophy, art, beile-lettres,
and when, in 1889, at Rome, he en-
braced in his studies the whole of the
Italian literature, reading from 6 O'Clock
in the morning until in the afternoon,
daily, and forsaking his books only to
study works of art, under the tutelage
of the great genius, Crawford, and to
converse with the master Of italian Ian
guage and history, Green, then the
American Consul at Rome-ths habits
then formed have continued ever since,
and now, with his convalescence, the
old passion is renewed in oil its fervor
Passing into his study a few days since,
I saw a hundred or more volumes piled
in the hall, and learned that they were
volumes which he had recently read,
and which were to be returned to the
Congressional library; and to books
from the library must be added the
large number he receives daily from his
booksellers and from authors.
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AS some boys were flying kite, late
ly. in field near Woodstock, Ont, it
was attacked by small hawk, which
got entangled in the paper and cord, and
was secured.
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ONE of the notorious divorce lawyers
of New York, in his advertisement in
the city papers, says: "Hymeneal in
compatibilities as specially delicately
adjusted. 'Tis slavery to retain the
hand after the eradinc entrail has de-
psrtet1 "
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tYARIErfks.

put up with. 49,, - -.
: A coMrAs1os game to parlor eroquet
Cricket on the hearth. i..,.,,
EVERY, dog has his day; news the
time-these are dog-days. N ~
| NONSENSE has been described Is sense
that differs from ones OWL .ehnTo
WHY didn't dog want place in the
ark ?a7 Because he fadIs q bark Of his
own. 3iia-.e I.-fi iaeTivsFEeG
IT is with our Judgments as with our
watches, none go just alike, yet each be-
Ieves his own. @ ~ i'ft ~.
A BORE is man who spends so much
time talking about himself that you
can't talk about yourself. is
Mrs. PARr1NeroN thinks that the
grocers ought to hire music teacher to
teach them the scales correctly,
al COME to steal, as the rat observed
to the trap. "And I spring TO embrace
you," as the trap replied to the mt.
II is proposed, to call little island,
near the Islsso Man, the lsle Of Wo-
man. So the good cause progresses.
A NAN with but one idea in his head
is sure to exaggerate that to top-heavi-
ness, and thus he loses his equilibrium.
A CNoNNAT1 man who is going to
get married next month sits around the
boiler-shops to get his ear trained to it
A LADY who had exhausted the vocab-
ulary of names for her numerous daugh-
tiers, named the last one "Ann-so-
forth. " 81 '..'
MONEY is only thus far q standard Of
value. That which it can measure is
perishable that which it cannot is i'm
mortal.
PUNCH says young mans friends OBJ
ject to his being loose, but, somehow,
they have an equal objection to his be-
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WHAT is the difference between an
engine-driyer and . passenger who has
lost the traina One is right in front,
and the other,is left behind. eg,
THERE ke two reasons why people at
watering places never mind their own
business. One is that they have no
business, the other that they have no
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ONE paper having said that "nnre-
Quilted love was the toothache OF the
SOUL" another editor suggests that the
only way to stop it is use some gold
filing, a
AYouNe money-broker having mar
ried fat old widow, with one hundred
thousand dollars, said ait was not his
wife's face that attracted him 50 much
as the figure" erI tras
IT is remarkable fact the moment
woman writes letter she is frantic to
put it in, the postofice, although she
may have been putting Oh the writing
for six months.
A CMcrNSATI young man who hao
read in his city papers that Cleveland
| girls always replied "You bet" when
rendered IN offer Of marriage, tried the
experiment with one of them, and the
only reply he got was, "You getr"
Nor long since d young Kentuckian
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