The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-10-31
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rswn Lot. for sale.


Twelve lots tono blocll, on Tho principal
buslneas street OF the town ~ Hnicllins, on
The Central railroad, IN Dallas county, fol
sale ut low prioes. APPLY 10
JOHN w.swINDELIS,
iyi5dtf Herald oiico,
TAFFy stands.
P0P corn balls.
Lors Of oranges and plenty of suck
ers.
BARRELS Of apples and plenty Of
pcelers.
THE skies are as clear as u baby's
conscience.
THE air is as sharp as was Dean
Swift's wit.
THE bootblachs have rival In Jack
Frost. lie beats them shining.
HEAVY shipments Of cotton are pass
ing Eastward over the Pacific road.
VAN Horn, of the Texas Advertiser,
will tonst his toes nj Dallas fires this
winter.
TIE season Is approaching when ice
dealers must break Ice In order to
break their bread.
a NIGHT session has been added to
Che day session of the Telegraph lnst-
tute. See advertisement.
SEVERAL handsome private resi-
dcnces are being erected In the sub
burbs of our city. The most OF them
are by new corners.
In our column Of new advertise
ments will be found two desirable
storehouses for rent Ia Paris, Lamar
county.
"THE railroad eating house." by Or
rick e. Richardson, Is favorite refec-
tory OH Elm street Meals savory and
cheap.
THAT sparkling little temple of Rac-
chus, The Senate, under the theater,
with Billy Lakeman behind the bur,
ia Just now the card.
Qua handsome friend, !.c6erman, one
of the State Commissioners to the vi.
emma Exposition, surrounds his lager
with Tcutonlc grace at the Bismarck.
THERE IL Il man so coniounded
stingy In Dallas that he won't buy
latches for his doors, but cuts oil his
corns and keeps his doors slut by roll.
ing these eXcresences against them.
A DALLAS wife, OH rising the other
morning, after her husband had made
the fire, threw herself into his arms,
wept bloody tears, or something like
'em, and sobbingly pleaded to know ifI
he "had used her dogs tax receipt to
kindle the flreep
One Of the young ministers in atten-
dance at the Methodist Conference yes
terday, In speaking Of tho remarks Of
= "brother,' used the word ''crisp.n
This excited the suspicious of his elder
brothers." aud they followed him up
town last night to see If he went to
the theater.
A WOMAN with club. in full chase
after another woman in East Dallas,
yesterday. was tripped up by the lat
ter's little boy, who Was returning
from school just at the time the retreat
and pursuit passed him. The woman's
nose was broken by the full, and the
other woman's lead, we suppose, was
saved by 1t.
1.-THE self-same name, but one OF
softer nature" "rhere goes Mr.. Dav- |
remarked gentleman of this
city, who IL great church-gocr to u
friend from New York, who is n great |
theater-goer "Ah! indeed" replied |
the New Yorker, thinking of the actor
BY that name, ~ must really see him
as Romeo. What burning lover he
makes"
John! john" yelled Dallas wife |
The other morning, to wake TN her |
husband, which not having that effect,
she kicked him out of he'd. The fill
woke him up, and thinking that an
earthquake had shaken him out of
bed, he crawled to that piece OF furni-
ure to see II his wife was there. De-
ighted at finding her nugly ensconced
herein, he leaned over aud, taking
,er In his arms, exclaimed, "DMllng,
how did you manage to keep imp