The Osceola times., 1873-11-08
Phunny Column.
Debt is ncvcp dignifrd.

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-Tcl rnrly advertiser catchc,
The woria. sr
A paper "miil "a fight be,
tween rival Journals.
Cold snaps play hob with the
printers rollers.
A nonri.hing buslness--orna.
mental penmanship.
=. Who is the first boy mentioned
IN the Bible !"Chap. l."
-Every cord of wood given to
the poor is recorded above,
"A Kangaroo is "a curious chap
When it's wide awake its leapIng.
Last words Of Jack--"llI be
ham cd i'll go up On that platform. {"
=" You don't do that again." said
the pig 10 the bay who cut his tail
vi.
--Whcn ars skipping lambs like
literary volnmesy When they are
boundil,' sheep.
To keep warm on cold day,
the women double the Cape and the
mon double the Horn. =
IT. Mast is registered on the al
phabctical list OF arrivals ut Bosto,
as" Mast, IT,
This is the time for sentimental
girls TO gather autumn leaves and
hornets nests.
There 10 nothing 80 effective in
bringing a man up to tho scratch rs
aheaithy and high,spiritcd flea.
Fuss works hard VII day, and
don't do emmy thing, goes " bed
tired ut night, then gcls up next
morning and begins agin WHARF she
lett oph.- Rliiny'.
"a contemporary says that
"Stray leaves from soon coming
orange blossoms futter around in
rrophcsy Of weddings to be-" Let
/. en- ant,
"A justice OF the peace at Kan.
SIS City puts il: "N0w lot tho gaul
darned jade VINCE"
rs-A Georgia firm will manufac-
ture paper from banana skins, if
they don't slip up before they get
vt it.
"A Fort Plain merchant adver.
tises his goods ut oxyun. That man
has always steercd clear of news
papers.
When Jonah's fellow.passen-
gers pilrlhed him overheard, they
evidently regarded him as neither
profit por. loss.
y The editor ofa Nevada newspa-
per gives notice that he cannot be
bribpd with u fve-cent cigar to write
u five dollar puff.
Twas night. A warm couple
stood in the pale, cold moonbeams.
Their lips touched, and there was
sound like q COW hauling her hoot
out Of The mud.
In passing through dark tun-
mel on u Pennsylvania railroad, q
woman's voice was heard exclaim.
ing: " Don't you fool around L
carry a pistol in my panier!"
-" How does that lsok, eh p"
said a big-fistcd Wall street man to
~ friend, holding up one of his
brawny hands. hT6at," said the
friend, CLOCKS as though you'd gone
short on SOAP"
The louisville Courisr-J ournal
says that tennessee editor, who
has been drinking Cincinnati whis.
key for month, has written to an
eastern printing house for patent
inside"
"A Texas barber, who ornamen.
ted his front door with q white
knob, is SAID to have had no peace
until the last vistage of it had been
shot away by his sprightly neigh
bors, who made use oft as q target.
The city carrier ofs Missouri pa.
per, on publication-day, seats him
selfin tho nearest saloon, and in the
course of few minutes delivers
each subscriber his paper in person,
thus saving time and shoe leather.
i-AWitty Compllmcnt.-so Wit
ty a compliment is rarely made Ms
that ofSydney Smiths to his friends
Mrs. Tighe and Mrs. Cuffe "Ah,
there you are 1.-THE cuff that every
one would be glad TO wear, and tho
tic that no one would loose"
Shortly after the recent illness
Of John Hickman, Washington
Townsend called on him, and wish.
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