The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1873-10-25

a number of horses. j. w. BOOTH.
a LIGHT weight gentleman of this
city, in climbing fence yesterday,
.lst his hold, and fell - aS Il tr,tVe ms
body ul 0uc sli., ',i hi. I.-t- on the
0thcr :. Ytu'iy ais, mt observing
tie agc.d, v, passed f." a''u"-
n.te.ward ata uHt"iug 'h" leg, g.
marked to Il irirnd with hcr. what
IN elegant pail of vioiinstrinR'. Who
could have left thcN ou there"
MARY FLOWERS, bumptious colored
damsel, read aloud to male neighbor
the following inventory of his graces,
yesterday afternoon. Says Mary:
"You're a peanut-headed, corn-footed,
worm-fence-backed terrapin." And
we feel panied to have to place this
peculiarly stylish idiom among our
Language of flowers" But, alas, tits
so.
Four men on horseback were noticed
yesterday morning about daylight,
conversing in a suspicious manner in
an undertone, on Lamar street, near
the Pacific depot. Five minutes had
hardly passed after they were first OBJ
served before each put spurs to his horse
and took different directions, riding off
in Il half run.
ATTENTION is called to the registra-
ton notice in our advertising columns.
Registration will open on Saturday
next, the 18th inst, and continue open
at all the election precincts in the
county, until The 3Jth inst, inclusive.
Every one should register, and not
neglect this sacred duty.
DURING the last rain Dallas poet
was seated at his second-story window,
inditing 'pome" to the "rain upon
the roof" while his wife was out in
the yard fixing tubs and barrels around
the house to catch that rain upon the
roof.
DURING these times newly married
couples who desire to commence life
in an economical manner, might begin
by combining their bridal trips to ride
ON the street ear. Its short, hut the
scenery along the route is quite varie'
gated.
THE sidewalks on the blocks adjOin-
ing the burnt square are broken in
many places and should be repaired
We heard q lady, yesterday, who got
her foot caught between the planks,
exclaim, "If this was my husband'f
pavement, I'd break his back"
A DELINQUENT bcarder was inform
ed by the mistress of the establish
ment yesterday, that he would have
to square his account by nightfall Oh
she would confiscate his "duds" ano
dress her sons up In them and sena
them down town amohg his friends
TIE man who sat down on pile
of tin cans in the burnt district yester'
day, don't wart u position In q tailol
-hop or any writing to do he woulS
like some business ia which he has Il
sand up-slelling corn FIR instance.
THE calsho So ''rpgiHan' ilt astri'
selecting Yai''.' -ide rs hf Hea ii' 2.
Jutior. uow 9eiis a..ilt 'hr, w'li lo"i
iherefnnn upon az "0aga.eiui re
public"
WE wish il DIN ely understood
that there i no yoi'o,C Je'er in Dsiiilss
reports in tie -me Il. ding p-wis an
country 10 the cont.ary natwiiistand
ing.
NINETEEN hundred d,llar- aas pai'
by the proprietors of the 40. X" 81
loon for the Building formerly occal
pied by Messrs. Herefod Bros. That
all 40. K.,'
TWENTY-FIVE ecnts is the price pai
for beeswax in this city. Vet tn
farmers say they'll be "'cdred'
they'll take it.
EVERYTHING is down to famin
prices-"except bonnets," says an u
town married man.
Wool brings from 20 to % cent l.
pound in this city, and yet the dark
haven't anyto spare.
"Dox'r whistle before you're 90
ofthe woods" don't apply 70 loco
motrve.