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Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10
gen if. uorsiislid peaa man cine srobe @ieb
founc hon.,f+

tuItle DeHuPt.
Wir baben bier einen Garter BON unsefabr
II Mder bic Ietten finf Sabre iinb itets
bret Manner anseltelt seipeien uni ben 8os
ben sa bearbeiten es Iinb in bieien flnf Sab
rem ungefabr $1,000 aussegeben norben, fir
2obn, Sanen, Werfsemge, gins6ununaen &C.,
uno i'd bin itolI fagen gu f0nnen, oab bas
Iebte Sabr unier SIeiB reidIid beIobnt nuts
be, inbem bic pra9tise @rbe Die foIsenben
Grtifel beruorbra6te: ,Sinf o. 8uibel
3artoHelm, einen (D BnibeI Sdooten ,lt,b
einen tleinen &orb unsefdbr baIbpoa Salat".
SD bin iber5enst bab mir nod better sefabz
rem paren ; aber bic "Locusts" (@rasbop=
fer), Die ieoen CONNER bier reseImabis ems
trefen, nabmen ibren &ntbeiI suerit. Ines
0ffentlibe 2anb 1T nod ni1t aufgenomnen,
bod rattle i9 allen iun9en 2euter, raid au
ietn, Ion5t fomlmet tie gu fpat. Ser nd1lte
bewobnte plat 1T unsefabr ITO Meilen DON
ins e~ntfernt, bod baben mir serus Nadbarn
an ben Snbianern, welden Elm Gbeil bes 2ans
bes sebort uno tuel9e oft unb %unerpartet, ibs
rem unb ~unIeren Tbeil beanlpruden.
SD babe aud pielmals Meuberungen se.
bort, BOP es iii Wpoming duberit eefabrli6
gu reiien lei tieies lit ebenfals unrpabr. Sic
fonnen NIT Der 9robten Siberbeit bier reiien,
= bas beibt in 8eieai9aft BON unsefabr 40
ober SO Berionert gut bemaffnet: bieIes Sabr
iinb bis iebt bios 4 gerlonen 9etobtet tuoroen,
Der lebte i'm GpriL unb bas par feline eisene
S6ulo, er mar einfdltts senus, 6 Wetlen al
lein su geben. !6eu, Strob II. !. 10. fam
man aud bier befomu1en, bod nur peni9 uat
fir bas tpentse n,ub man so Dteilen aeben
ib bin iberseust, Sariner fonnten bier elmer
gutea Wiarft ftnben ba ber nd6lte Warft 15G
Wteilen pom uns ~entfernt if, uno bann Ienoei
man es mad Senper, Sol, 100 Metlen met
ter.
GoloraoosS erritorium beitbt einen fleiner
Ylab, ,pel6en man ,@ottes @arten" nennt
bod benfs id, baB in &adfdt auf oGe ober
anse9ebene gortbetle man eigentli1 Wpo:
mig u@ott's 2anb" renaen iolte. 3paI
b0rte i6 einen alien Sunber iasen, bab e.
nt6t CLAUDE, @ott wdre iemals peiter gene
len, benn Cheyenne, cine Stabt in bieien
Serritorium, bod bas 1T eben n,lr elmer 90,
ben %11nsldubigen. 2urusartifel iinb fretlid
bier siemlid felten, aaes Notbpenbise iebod
fam man biais faufen, 3. 9. Gartoffell
$1.20 pet 8uibel Butter S1.00 bas Yfunb
Miebl uon SIS bis $18 bas Barrel unb (
fort. SD wetb feinen glab i'm neuen Weften
mo Die 2eute 10 gut nit Aaem perieben ODE
10 sufrieoen 1tno ,pie bier in @pomins, ro ie
Der Mann Seinem @ott banft, tpenr er Gel
senus bat, UNI mteber berausjufommen. 60
meme lieben 2anbsleute, fommen Sic Nae
unb nersefIen Sic ni6t Mpomins, uGott!
2anb", bas 2anb Der iinfenben gonne Hing
bas nidt poetiid? 9o6 tuenn Sic bier BET
fomrnerl uno etpas goetifbes finben, 10 fin
Sic bebeutenb 9liidlider, als
SIR sans seboriamter Diener,
Sulius Suerf,
Sort Settertaan, 8pon,ing Serritorialn
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10
OWFFWU w ~
Sort Setterman, 8ponttns Serritoriuma
2ernt Elm Sanbwerf! Sn feinem Sab:
tesherihte fnnt Nrnfefgnr Wifprhnm in gshi.

2ernt Elm Sanbwerf! Sn 1einem Sab
resberi6te iast Brofeiior Miderbam in Bbis
Labelpbia II. q. Sol9enbes
nDa ,partet cine Mense NiIiiissanser auf
paeante Glerfs unb offene 8eamtenzs telen,
pdbreno bas @ewerbe, bas piel ebrbarer unb
Iobnenber it, BON alien Seiten Die Miituirs
flung wiaiser 5anbe beiidt. Gs 1T cine ebens
70 iiberrai6enoe, ais be5ei6nenoe Sbatia6e
baB bon $1,000 8erbre6ern, tuelde in 1868
in ben @%efansnilien bes 2anbes faben, 81
8ro3ent fein 8emerbe erlernt batten. 8on
240 Serurtbeilten, peIde i'm porisen Sabre
in bic 0itlide 8eierunssanitaIt gu gbilas
belpbia) seianbt ipurbert tuaren MIR II, pelz
DIE Elm orbentIides Sanbperf erlernt unb bass
ielbe betrieben batten." ---
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Der Yrafibent bat, benz geridt zines
eorrelponoenten sufolse, in @ien Elm BON
TIM, ipdbreno ct Gerber mar, enaefertiates
Stud seoer ailssefteat. Sails bic GeI9i6te
ipabr ilno oas Seoer gut TT, mirb bas, mas
Der gerber Grant mad @ien seIdidt bat,
benz 2anoe mebr @bre MAIDEN, ais bas, mas
Der Yraftbent Grant bortbin ianbte bic
Ausiteuunsssgommiiiion. or. 9. Sour.)
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

@benio lit mir aufsefaIsn, baB in @irtbs
i6aftslofalen unb anberen Ofentliden Drten
nno Subs Die ofentliden gnselesenbeiten
uiel lueniser Gesenitanb Der 8eipre6unsen
uno D~iseuifionsn iinb, ais in Der Union, das
rafteriifiid fir infer anaerifanif9es selfgoyern-
ment unb Die 9beilnabnfe Mler baran.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

y@roBe Manner" meroen in Mmerifa
pieIfa9 bur6 bic .3eitunsen ugenadt". 8ar
Mander tpiirbe in ser 8erboraenbeit perblibt
iein, penn tbn ni6t Die 5eitunsspreHe aus
benz Dunfel berpor9ejosen unb auf bic 8abn
9efteut bate, Die TIN gum Grfolge fiibrte.
Iu6 gar mander rBledtopf" 1T gang unpers
bientermaben pon BET Brefie a~ufsepufft lnb
5u elmer poIitii6en @r6Be seitempelt moroen,
uno bic ~3eitun9sprene bat tn bieier 6inIi1t
naan9e Slnoe besangen. IS seIdab bies
%belonoers gu iener 3ett, no es als bic guf=
9obe Der Barteipre1e betradtet tpurbe, pfli9te
i9ulbisIt ales gu pufen, tpaS BON Der betrefz
fenben Yartet ausgin9, uno 10 ueritano es ft9
ia BON Ielbt bab bic @anbibaten Der 4artei
9epnnt rueroen mubten, mo1ten tie nun nod
10 grobe nnBledf0pfe" ietn, befonbers penn iie
oabetm popular uaren. limb seraoe iol9e
Blebfopfe perfteben es oft, it9 cine setpiIe
Yopularitat gu errperben uno etmas poriuiteI=
lem mas tie gar nt9t iinb. Sn bieIer 6ins
ftbt itnb bic nesatipen 2eute INNER i'm 8orz
tbeI: neil ie niennals etpas GntI9iebenes
tbun, beleiot9en He aud Niemanb, rpdbrenb
Der poltttpe Mtannt Der banbefnb unb ent=
fdieoen euftrttt bdufis anitoBen muB.
Die Yrele rptrb in Der obenbeset6neten
Weiie finftis nidt mebr 10 bdufis iunbisen
benn fie 1T TN Masemeinen unabbansiser sez
1uoroen. Sic 1T i'm 9er3en nidt mebr bas
@i9entbum Der Tartei Ionbern lie itebt auf
tbren ei9enen Silben unb fennt feline anbere
Werpflidtuns ais bieienise Die tie ibren 2elern
f9uloet. Die 3aI Der blpEen garteioreane,
ooer better seiast Bartei WerfSeuse rpiro
immer fleiner uno ibr @influb INNER aerinser
uerben unb bas Golf fann tur babel eerpin=
men. Die freie grefie foa feline SefeIn tra=
gen, ion6ern iid fret bemesen unb Dem 8oIfe
flarea Wein einf6enfen; nur 10 fam fie rpabs
rem Iluben ~itlften, ii9 bas Gertrauen bes Yu=
blitums erperben uno einen beiliamen Gin
FLUFF ausiben.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

5urGdi6reden; i'm @esentbeiI foroert es Su
beIto SroBeren anfrensunsen unb beito eifris
germ uno nmfaiIenben 8orbereitunsen aut
bamtt, tros aaer sesen Amerifa iebt in Guras
pa berri6enoen 8orurtbeile, bic eSSubeIsglu
fteauns in 1876 Elm srobartiser grfoIs uerbe.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10
Scr Meffb0te,
e~eransaeseben bsn sltinbarb B Sieier.
Gslnmbns, Sex 10. 9uii 1873.

- aSm fibli9eu Dbio ,purben rpdbrenb ber
nenIi9en f9ueren geluitter pieIe 69afe Snr1
be.1Iib get0btet.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Das Cincinnati Commercial bas ii9
nod iebem Win0e brebt 1T am Montag IN
einera Iansen 2eitartifeI fir 6rauenifimnredt
herausQetommen.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

,,gDas finb pidne, mas 1ino gntpirfe,
Die Der Renfd, Der persanglide Sobn Der Stanoe,
9ufbaut auf benz triisli9en @runoe /"
Die Stropbe Sdiaer's rpirb TauIenoen BON
Sarmern bur9 bic sroben 8erluite ms Gee
badtniB gerufen, Die iie mabrenb ber lebten
ISOLDE ~erlitten. @ie manbe 9offnuns 1T
burd bic i9meren 8esensiie sefnidt uie
man1er idone Rlan fur Die 3ufunft p~ereitelt
tuorben. Die Nusli9ten auf cine iiberrei6e
Grnte ,uaren 10 slansenb! Glidliderweiie err
itreden iid bic 8erbeerunsen 1lur ~iteaenmeiie
auf bic N~1eberunsen, benno9 Iabt ii9 Der
S9abem I'M Staate nur mad Willionen be-
rebnen.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Die neuntdsise 8afana, weIde ii6
unlere Bsrfa7Iungs= Convention erlaubte, uni
pdbreno rueIder bic 9erren lire 5 Dollars
per Sag natiirIi6 unsenirt fortbe3ieberk foitet
benz Staat bic blb{de Sumrte pom $5292.
Brinst man Die friiberen 8afanSen in 8edz
nuns, 10 tam man fasen, baB bic Nitsliebet
Der Convention nr ni1t seleifete
Diente bereits u,ebr als $4,000 be3osen
baben.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Die 9bilabelpbiaer, bic i'm Sabre 1876
cine bunbertidbrise Beier Der amerifanii6en
llnabbdnst8feit bur9 cine srobartise @elts
ausiteauns perberrliden molten, batten nnter
an6ern 8~eriibnttbeiten au9 bic st Saiierth
@usenie unb ibren gobn gu bieiem Seite eine
selaben. gu9enie Last bur6 tbren Secretar
fdreiben, bab fe ni9t fomrnen tonne; mas
.aber ibren Sobn, ben faiierIiden Prin5en,
anbeireffe, 10 rperbe er Biz babin fur itb feIbIt
entI9eioen fSnnen, Of er bic 8eile gu uaters
nebn,en wiinlde ober nidt. Dieie gintaouns
gen, bret Sabre Dor ber 3eit, f6meden oenn
bod etuaS tart nod l6umbus.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10
StttereGante gotten.

General Sbriper, eine besannte mills
tarli9e 9robe, 1T nit einem i'm S6asamt
anseiteuten ~Srauen5imnter burdgebrannt.
Der Otann bat cine Srau unb eripa9Iene
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

- Ser GonsreB bat nidt bios ieinen @e=
bait erb0bt, ionbern aud perfa8t, bab ben
ber @ebalt iebt iaonntli6 ausbes
5ablt lperben mub. Set benz 4. Wfar3 fAidt
Der Serseant at Mrris bes 9anIes an, erfen
iebes Monats cine Nnpeiiung fir $685., mas
fir bic Serreu. febr bequsm III. s625 per
Wonat n1adt aber $50 per Sag, uouon man
i9on leben fann. MIs bic GonsreBmitslieber
IS per Sag erbieIten, betra6tete man bies oils
einen bobea preis.
ssThe Sentinel 1T Der Sitel bes Don GERM
2ouis S9abe in @aibinston In enslti9er
Sprade beraussesebenen Wo6enblattes.
Da1eIbe 1T ant A. Suit gum eriten Stale
erfdienen. Giner Der 9aupt5mede bes BIats
tes ,nirb. bic gertretuns Der SntereHen Der
Brauer iein, tpel6e Bel benz Dor &ur3en,
absebaltenen 8rauer@@ onsreb inter gnberm
ben geidluB fabten, CUR Griin6uns eines
iolden 8lattes in ensliider Spra6e am Ge=
s~ierunssise $4,000 gu bepiaisen.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Dtit benz |. Suit b0rte Die Bortofreibeit
flr @onsreBmitslieber, Tauidbldtter unb
3eitun9en in benz @ountp in Incident fie se=
brudt peroen, 8dnsli9 auf. Mae Briefe unb
Drudiaden, Die iekt burd Die goit beforbert
ruerben, n,iiIsn 8orto besablen unb bas lit
am Gnbe gang in Der Srbnuus. Gonsrebmit=
9lieber ruer6en fanftis nidt ,nebr Documente,
Die bod Niemanb LEFT Commemorate bur6
Die BoIt perienben, iie 1perben ibre i9mubige
Wai6e nidt rnebr ais vDocumente" p~ortofrei
bur4 bic Soft na9 Saufe f6iden fonnen unb
fe rueroen finftis nidt mebr 10 niel S9uno
auf Soften bes 2an6es brufen IafIen, fur ben
iie nidt einmal bas Boitselo beSablen mDsen.
Die gtnnabmen Der Yoit ,perben ft9 bebeu=
teno uerinebren unb bas Departement rpirb
fGr bofentlt9 felbft erbaIten.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Mi1ts Reues.-Sn8 eSug auf ben Grie9
Der Moboc=sSnbiane 1dreibt bas semablte coz
Iifornifbe GonsrebmitsIieb Suttre4 on ben
SnoianersG ommifdr, baB bic SdIedtisfeiten
rueiBer Mdnaer bic Mobocs gum &rieg ges
3rpunsen baben baB man lie auf Der &lamatbs
9eierpation babe ~perbungern lafen, 10 baB fe
b~eraus9eben uno am Soft Giuer ii9 nit ST.
fderet unb SSa9o 5u erndbren iu6en muBten,
unb baB bic Corruption unb 5dminbelsien,
bic iebt auf ben Snbianerz0 eierpationen an
ber Yacificflite setrieben perben, ibres GIei=
den in Der g~ersansenbeit ntdt baben.
Der westbote. [volume] (Columbus, Ohio) 1872-1918, 1873-07-10

Sas pierte Translate ntifde &a=
bel 1T iebt erfoIsreid seIest ,porben. @as
oas erite Nal pom Der sansen. eipiIilirten
Belt NIT Staunen unb alien ;3eiben Der
bo9lten Remembering unternommen unb
our9sefabrt pur6e, lit im 2aufe Der Iebteu
IA Gage init elmer @leidsiItisfeit aufaenomz
men rsoroert als banoIe es ii6 I'M cine all
tasli6e arbeit. Ser SnbuitriaIismus uniez
rer Sage bat uns an feline @unber bereits aes
tpobnt. Das i,eue 9abeI Iiest fat aenau
parallel NIT benz &abeI Don 1865, t1ur 80
Wteilen lit es bauon e%ntfernt. Nud lit es
ebenio lang ais ienes, 1866 MeiIen. Sci
9earts Gontent eripartet ber Great gaitern
leine &ameraben bel 2esuns bes neuen 8az
bells, Die Dampfer goinburs unb Sibernia,
nno be9ibt ii6 bann NIT linen mad benz
Yunfte etpa 568 WfetIen meg Don 8aIenz
cta an tueldem bas &abeI BON 1865 oes
bro6en it, Tim bas @nbe bes Iansen Ibeiles
auf5ufiiden. Dtan boft es unfebIbar su fin=
ben, es tuieber nit benz nferenbe su perbinben
uno gu feiner 8eitimmuns auf's Neue braudz
bar gu MAIDEN.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26
H U M 0 R 0 U s
The FootIess Child.

One day recently respectfully dressed
man carried well-grown child muffied up
and apparently sick, into French's Hotel.
He placed the child on the stairs and be-
gan to talk to it in very unkind and
rough way. The attention of the guests
was attracted, and they gathered around.
You are able to walk up stairs your
self" the man said, "and l won't carry
YOU"
"Oh, OH" the child sobbed, ado carry
me up please, pa, do. You know ever
since was run over by the car and lost
both of my feet l can't walk up stairs
alone"
"That's all stuff" the man answered
"get up at once or I'll make YOU"
The poor child began to sob more than
before, and the brutal man gave it a severe
thump over the side of the head. The
child moaned piteously. The indignation
of the by-standers was excited, and one of
them said to the man, els that child
yours ?"
What's that to you?" the man answer
ed "I won't tell you."
"He's-my-father," the child sobbed,
"and-he-killed-m = mother-just---a
going-to-kill-me."
The man doubled his fist and made as
though he was about to give the child
savage blow. One of the by-standers inter-
fered and said essay, if you don't stop
this I'll call policeman. 1 never saw
such brutal father in all my life."
The man began to tumble in his pockets,
and the child cried out, "Take care he's
got knife. He's going to stick YOU"
Sure enough, the man produced knife
and opened it. The crowd slipped off one
by one, except two.
"Bring an officer" one of these cried to.
a friend.
"If am arrested" the man said, eft
shall be for something" and thereupon he
plunged the knife into the body of the
child. The child shrieked, "pm murder
ed, Pm murdered" and crowd rushed to
the spot. The man quietly raised the child
in his arms, and removing his hat, said:
| Gentlemen, this is wooden child. I'm
a ventriloquist, and any little Offering you
may be pleased to make will be very accept
able"
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26
Had Forgotten the Place.

A priest was standing at the corner of a
square about the hour of dinner, when one
of his countrymen, observing the worthy
father in perplexity, addressed him
80, Father O'Leary, how is your river
encep'
"Mighty put out, Pat.''
"Put outp Who'd put out your river
ence?'
"Ah, you don't understand. / am in
vited to dine at one of the houses in this.
square, and have forgotten the name."
"Oh, is that all9 Just now be aisy,
your reverence; I'll settle that for you."
Away flew the good-natured Irishman
around the square, glancing at the ktch-
ems, and when he discovered fire that de-
noted hospitality, he thundered at the door
ard inquired:
I" Is Father O'Leary here9"
AS might be expected, again and again
he was repulsed. At length an angry foot
man exclaimed:
"No; bother on Father O'Leary, he is
not here, but he was to dine here to-day,
and the cook is in rage, and says the
dinner will be spoiled. All is waiting for
Father O'Leary."
Paddy, leaped from the door as if the
steps were on fire, rushed up to the aston
ished priest saying:
"An is right, your reverence; you dine
at forty-three, and mighty good dinner
you'll get."
ooh, Pat" said the grateful pastor,
"the blessings of hungry man be upon
YOU"
"Long life and happiness to your river
ence. l have got your malady. 1 only
wish had your cure.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26

TXECUT0R's NOTICE - Notice is hereby
estate Of Laura J. Mllligan, late OF New Bloom
field, Perry county, Pa, deceased, have been
granted TO the undersigned, residing In said b0r-
quested 70 make immediate payment, and those
having claims will present them duly authenti.
WILSON MCKEE
June "a, 1873 Executor.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26

eB- A drover went into a restaurant on
Tenth avenue last night and ordered
plate Of chicken soup. After eating
few spoonfuls, he called the waiter to him
and said:
"Look here what was tho length of
the stills used by the chicken when it
waded through the water on this plate 9''
"You internal fool p said the waiter,
"the chicken didn't wade at all. It had
wings and few across the kettle, and it's
shadow fell on the water and was boiled
some, and that's how that soup was
made p
The drover said no more, but finished
his soup with heavy heart and pocketed
the spoon and went away.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26

Will entitle member to a certificate OF ONE
THOUSAND DOLLARS, to be paid at his death
TO his legal heirs or assigns, whenever such death
may occur.
Anember, or his heirs, may name a successor;
but II notice OF the death OF member to the Sec
retary Is not accompanied with the name Of a sue
cessor then the Society win putin successor and
fll the vacancy, according to the Constitution Of
the Society.
Should the member die before his four pay
melts Of fye dollars are made, the remaining un.
paid part will be deducted from the one Thousand
Dollars due his heirs; his successor will then pay
only ttoo dollars annually during his lifetime, and
the mortality assessments.
~ Male and Female from fifteen to sixty-nye
years Of age of good moral habits, in good health
hale, and sound OF mind Irrespective Of creed, OF
race, may become members: For further infoma-
ton, address i. W. CRAUMER
(Sec'y U. b. Mutual Aid Society
LEBANON, PA.
WIN. NJ. suToH, New Bloomfield, Pa, District
Agent for Huntington, Bedford, Blair and Full
ton counties.
AGENTS Wanted!
Address
d. s. EARLY.
III sm pdl Harrisburg, Pa.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26
The U. B. Mutual
Aid Society Of Pennsylvania,

Present the following plan for consideration to
uch persons who wish to become members:
The payment of SIX DOLLARS on application
FIVE DOLLARS annually for FOUR YEARS, and
thereafter TWO DOLLARS annually during life
with prO-rata mortality assessment at the death
Of each member, which for the FIRST CLASS is as
follows:
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26
Kunkel's Bitter Wine Of Iron.


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Digestion Disease Of the SYSTEM Constipation,
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The Wine includes the most agreeable and efficient
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hined with the most energetic vegetable tonics-Yeow
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The effect In many cases Of debility loss of appetite
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nu9nents the appetite raises the IlBe takes on mus
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DO you want good appetitei
Do you want TO build up your constitution
Do you want to get rid Of neryousnessi
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Do you want brisk and vigorous feelingY
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This truly valuable tonic has been thoroughly test
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Purhes the blood and gives tone TO the stomach
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Ask for Kunkel's Bitter Wine Of Iron, aud take no
other. 7b1y
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26

eB- One profession, says Punch, is safe
from the invasion of woman. She may
enter the army, but it is impossible that
she can man the navy. Not alone she
can't it is true. But she can help man it
and without her aid we imagine 1t would
be difficult operation to get it done.
The Bloomfield times. [volume] (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, 1873-08-26

nB-" Mary 60 into the sitting-room,
please, and tell me how the Thermometer
stands.'
Mary, after investigating, said, "It
stands on the first mantle-piece, jest agin
the wall men,"
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1873-06-15
CHURCHES TODAY.
METHODIST.

METHODIST.
Rev. Fred. l.. Thomson will preach to.
day in the Methodist church at the usual
hours-lO! am. and 8 p. m. In thsmorn.
ing the subject of the sermon will be "Ths
Advantages of the Gospel and in the
evening "Christian Worship Sabbath
school at 3 o'clock.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER
Rev. s. d. Stsarns is in the city and
will oiiiciate at the Church Of the Re
deemer to-day ~ 10 =. M, with holy COM
munion. He will also conduct services a,
3 quarter before s o'clock in the evening
PRESBYTERIAN.
Rev. ii. b. Thayer will conducts services
in the Presbyterian church to-day, at the
regular hours Of holding services.
GERMAN LUTHERAN.
Attic German Lutheran church, Rev.
c. Deurschner will conduct services both
morning and evening.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1873-06-15
ST. JOHNS DAY-PICNIC.
TUESDAY, JUNE "a, 1873.

There will be given under the auspices
Of the Masonic fraternity, st. Johns day,
June "a,
BAsKET PICNIC,
At the romantic grounds near Tunnel
Hill on the Cairo and Vincennes railroad.
Mssons, their friends and families are
courtsously invited to participate, but no
person will be permitted to attend unless
he has first procured ticket from
. Mason. A special train will leave
Seventh street, stopping at Twelfth, Four
teenth, Eighteenth, Twentieth and Thir.
ty-fourth streets, at 8 o'clock Am. Train
will return, leaving Tunnell Hill at p.
m. The Delta Silver Cornst band has
been engaged. A baggage car in charge
Of competent stewards will convey bas-
kets. All articles should be properly
marked With name in full Fair for the
round trip, one dollar. Tickets can be
had on application to the undersigned
members Of committee, viz:
HERMAN MEYERS,
LOUIS JoROENsKN.
The Cairo bulletin. [volume] (Cairo, Ill.) 1872-1878, 1873-06-15
CAIRO DAILY BULLETIN. SUNDAY. JUNE Is, 1873
NEW WAY roPAY OLD DEBTS"

"a NEW WAY rOPAY OLD DEBTS"
A roaring old farce rejoicing ia the
above named title has held its place upon
the hi.trionic stage for many years. A
bowling new farce entitled - new way to
settle old stinks,' has recently made its
appsarahce,upon our metropolitan boards.
The dramatic persona consists of a hosifer,
p. M. and highly incensed victim The
plot is simpls-very, and melo-dramatic-
muchly. 20. Sifer informs II. !. VIC
tim that the latter 10 the proprietor Of -
very ancient and fsh.like smell and that
people who indulge in such luIuries are
expected to contribute to the metropolitan
funds, and also requests II. Incensed
Victim TO accompany him TO the
office of p. NJ, where he will be acou.
rately Informed Of the precise sum which
is deemed perfectly just and proper for
him to donate. They proceed, and arrive,
and are informed, as per programme.
Whereupon, II. I. Victim forks over
three dollars with the variations and goes
on his way rejoicing. And>tll the stencil
arises. at smells to heaven"-it smells
TO earth. 1t smells like-thst other place
not to be mentioned to ears polite unless
ito point moral or adorn q sermon And
it ceassth not day nor night. Moral
They that provide not scavengers, vault
fues, and disinfectants shall DO id,
SPECTATOR.