The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-01
Che 4le~ Aorth.1t'tst.
Saturday. November !. 1873.
oOSERvA1I0 US.
w MAX ADEI.EE
From IA. saturday Evening Pot

From "a" saturday Evening Pot
Persons vii" icc!an interest in the changes
VI the fashions may I've glad 70 hear Of the
variations In the costumes Of the royal fam
ily Of DAhouey. Hitherto the king LAS
clOthed himself exclusively IN the I"lc!s
from paicrt medicine and stomach hitter
lshil.s. and from boxes III worm. l"Mngcs.
A. the winter was coming TN. h"Wtv yer. he
prol,sbly f., the need of more clothing. f"v
According to the la,cs, reports. be has just
TASTED on his chest an American fifty cent
revenue stamp. fastened n pink ncck-'n
around his left leg. and glued ncIrcu..pOster
T., his hack. he will unpcel in the .F'ins.
y hen hc takes his annual wash
Mr. Doppcsanger lives in our row. aud is
In MI respects most csiimah'" man. But
h. was unhappy last FRIDAY night. The
weather vas cold. ynn VIII I, fhsps rcc"!l"t.
After Dup,"lgAngcr got INTO hcd. there Wa
= ring ~ hi, Gmii"ll lie thought ii WAS
his son wlD linl forgotten his drmHhi'h
kew. and 50. ike the kind Il NAV that he
i. D,ppc|gang.r wcri dow y. WITH nothing
m but his nigh, shirt io let the young man
~. Wien he opened the door u" one VA.
there. mud D"ppl"gangrr stepped outside T."
ascertain IL he could src any "n" near. Just
~ H. did ~ the WIND banged The 'i''"i Il"
with slam. aud rs il closed il caught D"p'
prisangrr's nigl,..hil in il and held him
i.A'. Iic lnnrhi at iiist and :ri.d I" jrrk
himself ir'... Int the muslin wouldn't
slip Then he thought h" w"nLi pull The
hell: but il WAS on the other I'D: "t the
wide doorway. and he found 4" his c"n.'tr
nation that he coulan't reach IT, y occurred
I" him that h. might Flip out OF the shirt.
ring the he'll. and then %, tack again Just
o. he had = ',icn hnlf.wnv ont. hr thought
h. hcn,h some one canning down :hc street.
and m frenzy of tear he tried to get int"
the garment again sn,l when he succeeded
he found he had the slrt on backwards.
aud that n"bo.iy was canning after all. By
This time he telt Ms if he were sitting in ~
refrigerator on an iceberg 81 tine North Pole.
and the mir became calder every minute.
Then he determined 10 cry f"r help.
Al the very first yell. the dog il HE yard
ocsOss the street flew over and barkc'l and
seemed to have ycsrning 10 ascertain The
taste of Doppclgnngei's frozen legs. And
Drppclgangcr could only kick at /, back.
wards. But he cont inu"d 10 scream tor hrlr.
and IN few moments MI the windows IN
shc row were up. Mrs. Doppclcangcr'- in.
cludej. The wife of the unfortunate man
would sprlng her rattle. :" that hi. r',".
could not be heard. and no, until n police
man came up md tore D"rm'g,mg"r loose.
did she comprehend the situation. lie b.s
now enough rhcun,n'i-m IN him !" Us,
him over 4" 1875. i"-.h'..s u COLD IN Mis- head
Of the most terrific character. II" Will hold
q night.
One Of those dreadful SCIENTIFIC People
who arc constantly cn'icnv"ring Ia create
sensa'ions. has jus, nnn"unrcd that nc
milk cnn lc safely used which /. not free
from colustruin." This is a. il shout, bc
When . man desires 10 convey information
10 the public II is always j'niici"u. ,"exprr.s
himself with dis;incin.ss rs this man does
Hereafter. therefore. when any "f our rx',.
ers find colustrum in their milk. they viii
uNdrrssnd that their first duty Is TO fi-h
out that c"lustrm,n with hook and line ar
drsg net, before putting the milk IN their
coffee W. 20 not know what would b. the
effect Of mixing colusirum with coffee
Probably II would create Mn earthquake. or
. h"nnr q panic, or II tendency I" irrc'igi""
OF something DIT sdful. But ut my rate the
cOmh'r stiOn IL 10 be avoided, and prudent
people will extract thni colusirum from their
milk pans If they have to hold their moses
and dive for 1t. Perl'"ps the s"fcr Wa.
would lN 10 take II from the cav before
milking. IN TINT event the best plan would
b. 70 send u boy down inside the cuw with
. lantern and hStci,ri, with instructions to
XII every c"lusiru,n he comes nciOss.
The moral and intellectual condition Of
The salt wafer clam is n kind that cannot he
considered ns particularly eEvia''ie; and yet
there arc many reasons why the clam may
he regarded as u particularly fortunate in.'i.
vidunl. and why ,ts Iowly lot should I've
Iongcd for by man. The clam never suffer.
from tight boots and corns; and II Is never
worried because its rsn,s!.Uns d" not tit.
It's PLACID temper Is never disturbed Ivy The
hired girl qn. s.ioa and It never endnngrrs
iis life Ivy trying TO learn to skate. N"cl~m.
wc believe, ever yet sknted. Il never lives
mex; door to girl who practices four hours
day on the piano. and 1t never l,ns any
cats fr0l,ckimg around under rs window To
keep II awake NJ night. It never has to blow
it, nose when 1t has u cold IN its head, and
Il never suffers from badness. Its nervous
system Is never unstrung by political excite
nicut, ard il retains it, tirmness when there
IN . financial pane. II never has to main
tain its mother .in.lxw. and it may refrain
entirely from dancing when !, goes to n
party II does not have 10 wash on Sa,ur.
day nights. and nobody ever asks It to sing
Il II not pcrsecutcd BY life insu, snce agents.
md II runs M risk of receiving dog bites.
u Is never annoyed by wil,cd shirt collars
N w! weather. and it never IL prostrnted
with measles or lumbngO. II never ha to
give wedding presents to ITS wifc's relations.
II never has to psy when II rides on rail
road. !. never has to carry IN umbrella. aud
nobody ever sits on its coat tail. 80, taking
IL MI in oil. the clam ought 10 bc happy n"
matter what the condition Of the tide.