The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-08-28

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ssaf Bsssust Il aiwagF la hu.
Why lea bashial Girl aEe 3 rh&me
leon Beaaae sbe o0sa taauEos sol.
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prorsrs when tls Is Turned into tbe
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a raesat victim says tass The devices
arBgsls ase 10 persuade oue %
bats . lsaib 0ai are Iooih Co.
a uoaaB raoeHuyapplel 81 a Troy
lasarsuse oGa for aB ageucy, Whea
askeJ what were Der qualifications, che
touched bee un5.ashiug chsck
Alice 10 you know, uue De-, uhst that
h7f1id Mr. uIaA's declares yoa have ia-
teu 70 hard dfIhtiaTf uaola George-
Not irus, nay desr 80! Never drank
easier 10 my Hfs,
Why De- you set yguf emp ofe0aes or
the eaalr, Hr. JoHesf said a worthy land
lady 0ae morning a. breakfast. 1, is 30
very weak, ma'am ! thought would Jet
H rest
"A young lady recently presented her
hover With an elbaorslely constructed
pen-wipcf, add was asiouished the follow
ing Sunday TO see him come into church
wearing h as a rravat.
"A lady visited her husband confined
&c. jail ipa ~ncighboriug town. Amer tears
were she'd on and sympathy expressed on
both sides, The lady said There's but
oue consolation leR me 10 my affection
Edward. now now where You spend
your evenings
Ven some oddcr man shlap me by the
shoulder uud say Ole boy, | vas glad TO
hear you vas 70 we'll, und den sticks be-
hind my pack bic fingers to his nose |
haf my opinion Of dot weller.
a Rochester Dutchmsu complaining
to the Mayor that II tho boys didn't stop
going IN swimming in the river where
his daughters could see them, be would
make trouble. All, Shermerhorn, replied
the Mayor, II / remember rightly your
house Is over half mile from the river
Yaw, DAT il so, but den, YOU see, my gall
have got spygla'scs.
Two boarding school Misses wer'
overheard converting the other day.
Have you graduated JenuieI
Why bless you, yes, | graduated las
session.
What did you graduate IN?
In the sweetest SKY blue silk you eve
see.
"A teacher In one Of the Southern
States was sitting ut the window Of he
room, watching two negroes loading
goods into a cart. One Of them was dis
posed 10 shirk. The other stopped an,
looking sharply al the lazy one said.
sam, do you expect to 90 to heaven.
Yes.
Then take hold and mi
An lrishman on his first shooting ex
cnrsion shot a bird, and seeing somethin.
fall, went 70 the foot Of the tree, and pick
ed up q frog snpposiug II to be "a bird
aud put 1t Ia his pocket. The frog kep
up such a continual hopping that hi
eomrade asked him what made the biru
kick 50. Och said Pat the poor thing
could, | shot all the feathers off.
They say that when the news Of hi
mothers death reached the Shah at Berli
be sent home the shahesscs and declare
that the royal grief should be postpone
until his return to Persia, which remind
Kate Field Of the Yankee woman wh
pom being told at dinner of her hu,
band's death, exclaimed, just wait unit
I've done eating, and I'll show you som
tall crying,
"A pretty boy in Billtown became S
intimate with one Of his fathers hors,
that be received a bad kick in the fac,
The doctor scwed mp his lip, bandage
his eyes, aud poulticed his checks. Al
ter a few DAYS spent in bed, the lad cal
ed Tor a looking.glass. One look was So
hclcnt, Father DO you think / shall CIV,
DC ~ pretty againi No, my son, respon,
ell the Governor, you'H never be as pre-
g again, but yonn know darnod sigI
more. knowledge is costly In tn
world, but that which IS kicked into 1
e. not apt to b. tie least valuable.
Tho Postmaster General has receive
tng following Icttes from a person vi
was recently appointed Postmaster Cat
SALARY ~ sI2 per aunuu) Of a backwoo,
town IN Iowa. We give Ii rerbatiu ct h
craiims
% the giueral postmaster at Washin
ton City my deare lcnd / hope you W
not appint me postmaster IN this he
town han't got 80 time 10 attend to Il
suppose you got thc paper some Of n
friends sen up llecominden me bit
haiu't got time to 10 the thing np as
ort 10 be done. Ia fact / don't kno
What Is going 10 be done our shoemak
would be q very good nau emily he IS
Grply square ont which you know oBd
him iog the position then there Is o
slorekeeper In D. that wants the I
siiion mighty bad but sore as you are
living man Jim B-kaui read good WI
ting aad thals the trouble You see the
that wants il don't know euun to tend
aul them lheIr that does don't want
take 1t jim b. was raised out la q
ronu,fry and came 10 town last We
apl don't uo enough to be postmAst
bat ds a. VOC think best only don't APT
me haut pot ilme.