Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1873-01-29
Al Sorts of Paragraphs.

FANCY BREAD-A roll of theAeye.
/ IHE g swellp opera glasses this sea-
| son are mounted Ill smoked pearl.
| Hon. 7. A. HENDRICKS has purchas-
| ed a S16 900 house in Indianapolis.
THERE are no days Of grace on notes
i'll California. us.s-s1Ea
u AN eight-ye old Savannah girl COM
mitted suicide.
The Mobile Tribune brought, at
forced sale, Sc, 500 .Eaak
/ A THOUSAND Yankee girls are in Eu-
ropean schools
SAN FRANclsoo will close her whisky
shops on Sunday.
CHoIRs are not fashionable in New
York churches. m8 SASS s1am
Coal is forty cents bushel Ill some
portions of Tennessee.
Two Georgia girls raised $4,000
worth of cotton last year. a4
THE United States raised 259, 4S0, 900
pounds of tobacco last year.
CALIFORNIA is worth more as wheat
growing state than as d gold state.
FEMALE teachers receive as large sal
aries rs male teachers in California.
HE Pacific coast is expected to raise
more than 100, 100000 bushels of sur
plus wheat next year.
ONE Of the Italian lazzaroni recently
arrived III New York has purchased
valuable farm in Minnesota. .e
The buffalo bones which have been
found on the plains Will be turned into
combs and knife handles. Is at
A WIRE drop curtain has been sug-
gested for theatres. The flames orig
mating on the stage can thus be held
Ill check until the audience is dismiss
ed.
An autograph letter from Washing
ton to his step~son's preceptor sold in
London for 1925 a7lissa
LAKE CHAMP1AIN closed its gates
against navigation earlier this season
than during So preceding years.
LAMPRAs county, Texas, has resisted
cold snaps, but the grasshoppers have
been consuming it's wheat for holiday
sport.
NAPoLEoN-EUGENE- LOUIS JEAN-J JOSEPH
BoNAPARrE, now nearly 81 years of age,
ID !ON IlC1A w IlIO RlIdl tI1Oldbdl W
throne.
The curiosity Of Maine lady was so
great that she called on woman who
was down with the smallpox, s'just to
see how it looked"
The following neat toast was propos-
ed at recent dinner i'll New York:
ssThe ladies-their eyes kindle the
only fame against which there is no in
suranee. ''315 @as Sc $50
A GEORGIA negro was overpaid 500
on check by bank, and he returned
the money. The local paper says this
is another evidence that the race can
never be civilized. sa t slta#
The Methodist confesses to being
little astonished to see how patron
izing the new school of sceptical science
is to the Almighty. y ia 779s*h
II is said that the murderers of Mrs.
Alger, who was killed near Calamus,
Clinton county, few months since,
have been arrested in San Francisco,
Cal, They are two young men from
De Witt, named Beach and Evans.
ZINC is used very extensively as
roof covering i'll France, Belgium, and
y. liz dIO6 Oh IOOlS duuudllY
covered with this material is from 4O,-
600, 900 TO $4,000, 900 square feet
4 NAUGHTY boy placed q roman can.
die among the tapers III the Christmas
decorations'of a Paris, KY, church
When the candles were lighted there
was q stir in the congregation.
For forty years the desire to hang
himself from the cross at the top of
the spire grew upon the bell-ringer of
Brixlegg Church, In the Iyrol, and
short time ago it became irresistible,
and he swung off.
A NEw YORK nabob sent his affianced
q grand piano, an India shawl, two
complete sets of diamonds, six dozen
pairs of Partisan gloves, q roll of vel
vet, and a box for the Charity Ball, on
Christmas. Ea
% A RURAL gentleman standing over q
register in q Cincinnati store attracted
general attention to himself by OBJ
serving to his wife, "Mariar, I guess
I'm agoin' to haye,a fever, T feel such
hot streaks a-runnin up my legs. .
A CATTLE disease has appeared i'll
western Ohio, which proves fatal in 8
very few minutes, One man has lost
eleven head. The disease takes the
form OF spasns. Stock men seem to
think that the disease will become epi-
demlc, as 1T is spreading rapidly in the
-...1. -
An old German, while on his way
from indianapolis to Lafayette, froze
his. nose, While thawing the frost out
of that very necessary member he re-
marked "By tam ] no understand
dis ting. | haf carry dat nose forty
years and he never freezed hisself be-
fore ~
This is how a New London inebriate,
astride a hydrant Saturday night, ex-
planned his condition FsThem pies
(hic), them id pies. % 'S What pies 2"
was asked. " Mince pies (hic), he re-
torted. Cider put in EN- (hic) with
out my knowledge (hic), amt drinked
anything before (hic) for a fortnight.
q A CLAN MERCHANT meeting one of his
own fraternity whose pony might be
considered q beautiful specimen of an
equine skeleton, demonstrated with
the owner, and asked him if he ever
fed him. g Ever fed him? that's a
good 'un, " was the reply; he's got a
bushel and a half of oats at home now,
only he amt got any time to eat en-
The Moscow Gazette reports the ap-
pointment of General Won Todleben,
The defender of Sebastopol, to the
Governorship of New Russia, in the
place, of General Won .Kotzebue, who
allowed the Jews to be prosecuted, to
be imnainent. Major General -SovereH
Will succeed General Todleben as aid
de camp general to his majesty. 1f
A LITTLE GIRL was sent to the pas
ture to drive home the cow While
thus engaged, she treated herself to
climbing an unnecessary fence, from
which she fell, and was severely scratch
ed and bruised. On returning home,
she was asked if she cried when she
fell. why, no, she replied ''.what
would have been the use There was
nobody to hear me !"
A THERAPEUTIC novelty at London