The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-03-27

sHAvINGs.


Many plain young ladies live to be pretty
cid. ones. ae
A good hotel keeper is a man that one can
always pat up with.
Venerable Pile-The old carpet in
bachelors bel ROOM
EDO you enjoy good health, Zachary ?"
"Why, yes, to be sure who dosen't?"
thiefranning away is a scamp; but q
policeman's chase after him is scamper.
Age, that lessons the enj 'yment of life
Increases our desire of living Goldsmith.
Two neighbouring signs in Philadelphia;
read, James Schott" aud Jonathan FELL"
Figures can't lie Cant they {: Does
fashionable wOman's figure tell the truth?'
By an Irishman, who is trying Banting, to
his beioved-"Will you love me thin as
now ?"
Railways areiaristocrsts. They teach every
man so know his own station, and to stop
there
A pillow, though not belonging to the hR
mar specie, comes under the head Of a ration
al being.
"a prudent man" says witty French
man, "ls ike pln-his head prevents him
going TOO Tar"
A New York firm put upA young shad az.
ter the manner OF ssrdineS, labelling them as
<'sbadi es''
The old motto Zone good turn deserves
another evidently originated with the organ
grider
Envy is q stubborn weed of the mind, and
seldom yields TO the culture of philosophy
Or Johnson.
Dew.--A poet has sent to a local paper a
poem IN which he alludes TO the dew as the
':perspiration OF the moon"
Many persons write articles and send them
toan editor TO be corrected-ss ii an editors
office u house OF correction.
n. Bit isn't the easiest thing In the
world to put u blister on g hedgehOg's back
but we ought not 10 say it is impossible.
Take away trOm mankind their vanity and
thsir ambition, aud there would be but few
claiming 10 be heroes or patriots.
Intemperance Is the parent of most other
vices. IL quenches the sAlutary power OF
reason, and makes Us the sport of raging
passion
Singular and Pural-"Beware of bad
company" said father to sou and "beware
OF bad companies. )" said the stock broker to
his clients.
Saving The secret OF saving Is to regulate
your expenditure SO that you spend less than
each days income, ne matter how .rifng the
sum.
Lberty.-keal political liberty is such
freedom of thoughts, expression, and action,
as does not ia the least trespass an the rights
ct Others.
The wife OF D. A. Dadd, of Humboldt, Iowa
aas presented her lord with 10 children In ID
years, and they are ell well. and live AZ
A0me with their Dadd.
Happiness may be found in every state and
condi ion of life. but where there is any
society,in order that 1t may be attained, there
0ust be mutual forebsarauce.
The true motives OF our action, like the
reed pipes OF an organ, are usually concealed |
Dat the gilded and hollow pretext is pom
Qously pIaced in the front for show,
Griefs.-Eo man ever stated his griefs as
Rightly as he might, For 1t is only the finite
that has wrought and suffered; the Infinite
lies stretched 10 smiling repose Emerson.
The Truth.-A well-known author saws
shat nothing battles curiosity, eudes pursuit,
aud generally mystifes the human intelli-
,gence like the pIainst simple, and unvarnsh.
ad truth.
prehenslve.-In the window OF a shon
IN an obscure part OF New York is this an.
nouucement: - Goods removed, messages
taken, carpets beaten, aad poetry compose j,
on any subject"
Success rides on every hour Grannl. &,
aud you may win but without a pranp,e e
will never go with you. Work Ia the wcanop
OF honour, and he who lacks the weapon
viii never triumph.
Schoo|mistress Ito dull boy "Jhonny.
Am ashamed ofyou WhGn l was OF your
age, could read twice as well as you cam
Johnny; "Ye,'m; bu. you ha4 different
teacher from what I've got"
A boy In New York blew of a part of q
anger with pistol, the other day. A re-
markable coincidence is the fact that TIE
pistol and the finger went off together. al.