, 1873-11-23

promised her, If ahn only would no longor put
broad In her own mouth by toaohing othorn how
properly to soryo and enjoy, whether Of the
material Or osthotio sort.
VAIN uopEI
Oomplacenoy gayo way to alight uncasncss,
that to indignation, finally resulting in disap-
pointmont. when at least ono Of us found that
1t was all ado1usion aud q snare. As, how
evor, there may still be soma lopo for us nt tho
hands Of TINT portion Of. Tho community WHO
prefer Dcor to Doethovon, schnapps to Schubert
or Dreams to Donizotti, We B1orlld like to bo
permitted to mako few suggegtions. We don't
know how many there arc Of us, but nc have no
doubt that our colleagues will agroe with us,
that, having boon 40 long catorcrs for 9th
era. as there is possibility OF our now being CO.
terod for, 1t should DO III accordance With those
idens Of what ia the correct thing that have nat
urally grown to bo our criterion Of really living.
Hitherto cxiBtonco Laa boon sort OF moagro
vegetation, hut now vo aro rcally to live aud en-
joy. We think al. income Of
ABOUT $4,000 pEn ASNuM
would answer very comfortably. OF course We
u,a1ly nccd rest nfter toll 80 suite Of rooms
In ono Of tho new hotols--ths Palmer or Pacif-
10, say--would meet our Vows. These should hc
on tho tlras or second floor, and furnished
eod sa0' veaaor '0uR4 With and 'Sas.n 6sshos,otss for
and pair OF ponies to drive ourselves in ilno
days. We mover did like any ono-horse sort OF
thing. Thon q thoroughbred naddle- horse for
every wousan who can rldo knows abe looks better
ton Alnazone than IN any other way; and, hay
ing so long told the fair daughters Of tho world
how they ahould army themselves when thus
taking proper and healthfui exercise, 1t of course
is Gully nalural that. even it wo hnve grown
nttlo gTay md Ihenmatio in our efforts 70 sorve
ourhelyoE-ln turn. aaddle-Lorso would DO
decidedly necessary, and OF course such d one,
to bo porfcct, should noror be driyen,-tho al--
formation from cantor to trot not being
horee that is made sort or utility animal until
rally acquires. A cob for The Kroom-for Of
courso wo should require to 10 thus
attended; and that il all that would
Then French maid 10 look after our wardrobe !.
and cnrto-bfanche for tho lattor, that itwould
bo only necessary to 60 to tho lending noiiig!c,
and give ller IN order for the nowcst aud most
becoming attire. 1t n,ey be pleasant to tloeo
who have not been obliged to hunt up detgils
for tic benefit of otl4elu, to look after trim
mings and enter into tho minutim Of dress lna-
torials but, after it hns boon business, 1t
cEAsEa TO De i PLEASURE,
and 30 Madame La Mode must have cnrte-
blanche to do M sho ,pleaaos. OF course wo
should wish to DO hosPitable aud entertain our
frionls aud this, tlinlk, sums up onr modest
requirements, aud $1,000 woeA would jupt
about meet t'lem, or. not to aeen too e1actlng,
would try to be bright and shining examples.
in quiet way, Of thnt which ne hayo
60 long ntnrcly chronicled, and, iu fnet, would
dsproye tho idea, "That 1t were oasior to teach
twonty what 't'rers well to do than to bo Que ot
tho twenty to. follow otr OWL teaching" To
think Of no longer being at the mercy Of
proof-readers aud compositors, to say nothing
Of critics who