, 1873-12-07
1lia type is poor, h1s Ink IL pa1o.
Aud 10 gets tlt1tuz OH bottled ale.



Tho punillssnmons polerat WHO dllfuBes his Of
fonBivo odor through The columns Ut the Dung
town U0nncr comes as us with column Of dirty
driycl, which Gllnply proves TINT his slop~buckct
has again run oyos into his editorial page. Al
though it Is m sct Of condoEconsion on our pnrt
to notice thia Buporannuatcd samplnr Of s.alo
swill, wa will proceed to pick him MP with n pair
of cast-of.: tongs. aud parade lin for tho in:
fool Ind soma enough to scrapo hcnm from
pot Of pigs' foot, llo would not bo 80 ready
to acknowledge that not oyon tho panta-
looms which l!o bulrowoa from Krauth, tho
butcher, had bonn Bulicient to p.oyent our keen
blade from penetrating Ills scaly catico. For
ourse'f. we ean bodily say, Let tho eni}e! jat'o
aquinch, oar withers arc uuhtrung! We are
proud to dnc4re that ol1r ulflcs IL mons conscfa
rccti, and our roren aud chillron IRE In tho
Same fix.
Tho bat.oyod baboon who crarls up tho de-
cayoh f!ngnsai1 Of tho Banner, and IN 10 doing
Internationally exposeB himself, doos not
p1olend 10 deny l.. any Of tho ,.t charges sa
in our Inst issuc. Even Tho s'op.ket,'o
which he ca'1s his head il not brasa-plated thick
enough for such unparalleled inpufessce.. lie il
Obliged to admit tho buBtlo insinnatlon lio glo-
res i.s tho possession OF KrzutllH pantnloons,
and tho lso he btplo from his uoigtbor'B hopper
il not strong enough to bear up douial Of tho
fact that le stolo 1t. III 1laco Of answering our
cl,a1gca, tho bloatod old hummer trumps up
somo two-ccnt stories, which would not pash
attempts 10 palm them oil upon tito community
aH attacks upon our lonpr. UhaL!n to oct the
part OF q man, even In no Hmall nay Al to intgto
whining Of o whipped Guild, this pitiful puppy
sits up un his hind legs. and hpwls delefuilY at
the Moon Ut o,.r jou office. lie tries to s1naBll
upon our head the rotton eggs OF llia wrath, by
insinuating baAolcBs Blandors concerning olrHub-
scripttol,-l5st. Thia so,t OF Btu1 fs what Tho
ltiyoling Ounce Of tho Lannc' considers atronE
writing. 1t Is strong. with Ito strength that IN
peculiar to tile polGcat.
Tho 8well-hcaaed and a1obbering Btmpleton
laclss tho courage to intlorso his own calinnious
inalnuatiopB, or to preyont tom In tlls shape tt
charger that eau bo met and repealed, but hopea
our integrity aud to blast :a freBh aud fragrant
leaves. before the itlsidiou6 instrument can DO
branded by Tho mailed hand Of truth nnd iustico.
Ills caun,lleB are ~ harmless nj = cat without
claws. and VIC only mention them in oldcr that
we mny hold up to TIM disgust OF ali outraged
community this nbominable huzxard, who seekh
to crafty tho cravings OF lis appetite for CIR
rioi,, by rreyinE upon tho yitalH Ut superior bo-
ings, who ara ~ iar aloyo lis leauh as tho
heavens ara above tie earth.
Although ti.ia u1lbearable nuifanca haB 60 far
outraged Hll tho lava Ut trnth aud aecunoY ~ to
bn deserving OF 10 norey from ns. we sill do
him tho fasor to sugEcat, against Tho ne1t limo
ho comcs homo drllnk at ngllt. TINT Smiths
tho ditch at which lie usually tllnl!'los III, mud
TINT m oyerttoso or spnr sN,i may become sisk-
| euing. oYoll 10 Ho fostl . feeder III Ainlaelf
In conclusion, NO viii bottle UP ths insignitt-
cAlIt uncut by stuflinE linn into vial Of lm-
mortal verse;" NJ follows:
uls tyl,o II worn, his lux Is mean,
Aud lla Kot8 drunk ual Yta l0liziae,