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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

We publish by request list Of names
appended to q paper in relation to the
nomination for Governor. There are sew
enty-five names in all. As the republican
party in Augusta cast for Sidney Perham
last September 1907 votes, we beg leave
most respectfully TO deny that these sew
enty-five men are all the party in the city,
or a majority of it, or that the appearance
Of their names, in the above named con-
nection, invalidates in the least anything
which has been said by the Kennebee
Journal in relation to the nomination
The voters will have chance to show
their preference for candidates at the eau
Gus. That viii tell whether Mr.. Dingley
has any support here or not. Let every
republican exercise manly independence
think for himself, vote as he believes to bt
right, and we shall be content with tho
result.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
For Sale and. Rent.

n GOD and desirable Houses Lots and Land IA
VI this city and vicinity.
Also several desirable houses for rent
Inquire OF
Z. w. WHITEHOUSE,
Atty at Law,
Freeman's Bank Building, Augusta, Me.
AnrlI-ttf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
Specta! Notirfs.
aArcHELoR,S haIR DYE.

This splendid Hair Dye is the best in the tcorid.
The only True and Perfect Dye. Harmless, Reli.
able and Instantaneous; no disappointment no
ridiculous tnts or unpleasant odor. Remedies the
i'll effects of bad dyes and washes. Produces I'M
hEDlATELY superb BLACK OR NATURAL BROWN,
and leaves the hair CLEAN, SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL.
The genuine signed W. A. Bachelor. Sold by all
Druggists. CIIAS. BACHELOR, Prop, Y. Y.
noyll.snt&Wly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
Also, Our Store.

16l Williams Block, with the goods
and all the fixtures.
All the above property of J. NJ. Sanborn, A. G.
Longfellow, and LOngfellow & Sanborn, must be
sold, as the parties are going to leave the State
NOTICE. All indebted by note or account will
please call and settle at once.
LONGFELLOW & SANBORN.
mar27.tSW3m
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

Cannot be cannot be cured by snuffs, wash,
cal applications. 1t is weakness Of the c. .
ton, developing itself in the nasal organs d
forwards extending to throat and lungs,
generally in Consumption, If not checked ]
er remedies. Pains in the head, back, loi
weakness of kidneys, are its attendant d
1t is easily cured. Thousands Of cases. -
thirty-fve years. standing, have been entire
In New Hampshire the past three yearsb y
stisutional Catarrh Remedy. Certificates
the above, and treatise ON Catarrh in
pamphlet, sent free on application to Iittl i
Hayes, druggists, proprietors, Manchest. g
send name on postal card, and 1t will Coz !
cent. Price VI per bottle. may
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
For Sale :.

1NllE Leonard Farm Burnt Hill, Augusta
i comprising about 1870 acres. Also ID cows
good horses and first-class oxen. Good bargains
offered if applied for soon.
Apply on the premises to
EDWARD +. LEONARD.
Augusta, March IL, 1873. marl2.t3m
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
---------------
WANTED

IN Drug store, an active, honest, intelligent boy
l. from IL to Is years old, of good habits. None
other need apply. Address,
90 Aupusfa q
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

The President has shown by his recent
appointment Of minister to Central
America that he has generosity and mag
nanimity enough to overlook past faults in
the distribution of the federal patronage
and recognize merit and fitness even il
those who were once rebels. The appoint
ment of Williamson is more than u sug
gestion to rebels that fair course of con
duct toward the government will not TAI
to be properly recognized and appreciated
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
Derrick for Sale.
augusta, May ), 1873. :.

nNE first class new Derrick, 80 loot boom; also
~ Dcrricks to let.
JOHN l.. BUTTON.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

Human nature is everywhere much the
same. Persons burned out at our great fire
mourned over the loss of some trifie more
than they did over the destruction of costly
buildings. The Coos Republican says that
after the recentfi at Whitefeld it was anus
ing to see the senior partner paving over the
ruins TO find his wife's tin pail and oyster lad
lie, for he seemed to feel their loss more than
he did the fifteen thousand dollars worth OF
lumber in ashes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
To Rent,

A PLEASANT and very convenient house on
n Eastern avenue, furnished or not, large,
fine garden, fruit trees, etc Apply to
may5-t2w S. TITCOMB.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
REAL ESTATE AGENTS.
Saw GUNNER and Sharpener

"A CHEAP, simple, and durable Macbjpe-eas1v
l2xl inch. |a '"'"e' W
Price of Machine, &I5.
Wheels with beyelled, double bevelled and round
face from S$2.12 to 81, 85, according to
thickness. Heavier Machines $40 and
800, running Wheels up to "A inches in diam
eter. For illustrated Pamphlets or Photogranhs
address the TANlTE cf
mays-feod&w 3m Stroudsburg, Monroe Co.. Pa.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
.For Sale OF to Zet.
To Let.

PUBLIC AUCTION!
ACl11ai11iStI.R tr1x' Sale.
FlNHE undersigned Administrator on the estate
i Of Merrill Lee, will sell at puoc auction all the
personal property of said estate previously dis
posed of at private sale, on
Saturday, the 2Ath day of May, inst,
at 10 O'Clock A. NJ at the stable lately occupied by
said Merrill Lee north of Bridge street consisting
in part of: span black Knox colts five years old
l black mare, about twelve years old; l skeleton
wagon, riding wagon pung, l sleigh, horse
sled, several harnesses; also some very good horse
blankets, surcinges; barn for the storage of hay
on land of Isaiah Halves in Vassalboro', near rail
road at Riverside; platform scales, good car
rage, nearly new; and several other articles.
Terms of sale cash, or good endorsed notes paya.
BILE in 60 days, with interest.
HARRIET a. LEE, Administrative.
After the above sale is completed, the dwelling
house and land on Bridge street, now owned and
occupied by me, will be sold at public auction to
the highest bidder. Terms made known 4, time
and place of sale. HARRIET A. LEE.
Augusta, Me, May Is, 1873. may20-4t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
House on Green Street.

GPACIOUS and Elegant New House, with two
y splendid bay windows, portico and cupola
wood doors. Lighted with gas. Hard and son
water. Also Stable with all the modern improve
ments. Lot 1G6x200 feet, with all kinds OF fruit
trees and vines.
For sale by JIM. SANBORN
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
House for Sale.

4 TWOSTORY house and corner lot on Western
"A avenue for sale. viii be sold low.
Apply TO
VIM. HOLMES,
On the premises.
Au.slInta. Anril 30 lSr3 inayl.t3,x
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

A Philadelphia mechanic proposes to build
steamships of one solid piece of iron or steel,
without joint. This lie accomplishes by
welding the plates and frame, instead of using
bolts or riyets. He claims that he has invent
ed machinery BY which the thing can be done,
at a great saving Of cost, OF weight and OF
| time, and with a great gain of strength and
durability, and that such vessel cannot leak
| and will bear much more violent blow or
rocks, without injury to her bottom, than
vessel made of plates and frame, rivcted ant
bolted together.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22

I EGAL Blanks TO all kinds for sale at C.
IL PIERCES BOOKS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
May l, 1871;

They are just finding out, over at Wen
ma, that there other people than Ameri-
cans who look out for the almighty dollar. ii
The extortion practised upon visitors at
the exhibition is said to be enormous, and
great are the complaints in consequence
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
On Crescent Street.

IANE TWO.STORY HOUSE with l.. Large lot
~ with nice variety of fruit trees Fine loca.
ton and will be sold low by
LONGFELLOW & SANBORN.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
HOUSE LOTS FOR SALE.

flNEN HOUSE LOTS lying in the heart of the city
L of Augusta; two on Green street, four front
ing on Chapel street. and four on TappGn Place
Terms easy. For further information inquire of A
b. Farwcll at house on State street, or of Samue
Titcomb at his office, west side Water street.
Augusta, May 6, 1872. may7-ttf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1873-05-22
House and Lot for Sale.

1HHE Cottage House and Lot on the lane leadin
i south from Green street, near Chestnut street
owned by ii. NJ. Rines and occupied by Charlie
Weeks, are offered for sale
Inquire orc. +. IIODGkINS, at Railroad Wood
shop, Augusta. mayS..tf
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
b. B. Sheet

commenced business htiIe more than ,
year since upon he Cash system, and m,.
ny, no doubt, are curious ~ Gaon N. r,,s,
Of he gears transaction Some him. D.,
'eh'ch can be gfeaned from this con,p,ua,
cation. lie desires, IN ne first place 10
cypress thanks 10 his numefons ,,otr,,s n,
their Uery hJerai pdbpnoye and sprre,,
achich hare mate business 0Hiop55 ,.,
IN as infancy, IF betrccH hf,tyaad E,r,,
Mousrnd dolidrs AMI daily Increasing -
N1ay Of me KNOWING ONES pie,l,cied fr
u bit a SHIRT i,Te, or me grounds. tLo,H,
SMALL PROFITS REALIZED c0uld no, ,o,,i.
bly, be sustaining Mt takiDg ip,o rtp,J.
Grafton that az me tceiCc months b,,in,.,
There IS MT a fraction ri per ccn,age 10 h.
dedtcied for bad dccouufS-a fact ,bi,l
must not BE ,gnorc6, as al prudent deal.
erS soho 9i0e credn must ada Zen per cent
for losses The interest account Is oL,
oeertooked--d rcry SERIOUS MATTER TOO
as many cf' the readers ,cho are ,,oeihy 10
t ~ per cent per a,Bum can texGfy.-
The da(h,a mind cun comprehend ike re
suH Of ~ fen Mousdnd dollars turned ere
~ mary doys at fOe per cent, ami net
Mcre are same "so blind Meg iriU not s.,
n, and strange too, 1chca one dollar
honaled an mas ,eoy IS ,ro,h at The tpd
Of f~cire n,onhts oae doiiui and sirty cepb.
TINS t0ohs BIG, bm there is nat one IN dis.
P~te ME .fdct, anil is the hue ,easou ,elg
me CoM Man ,chO sciis you an article fgr
one dOtidr o"d ten cents MAKES more nop,g
Than me Cre6it man ,rho gets one dollar
ant .tI/ty ccHts for tie same arliels, and X
a clear sacag 10 he consumer If abort
THIRTY PER CENT, and rs a sfr0ng dygu.
neHf that CONSUMERS had GeHe,' LoYTor
n'o"ey OF 10 ~ 20 per cent and Jug heir
Goods IF Il CASH STORE ,oherc noiLipg IS
ddcfed Ia die Cosf FIR L0I DEBTS AND IN.
TEREsT Ant his is me grent Lcy nate
IN me unprecedented succeSs II tie far.
fomtd Cash Store If RoDncy, ,cdjch IN HE
SHIRT sD1ce Of hrclUe moBfhs has LecoBic
ho"seioid ,oord ~, ncoylg erery finiRJ ~
Hampshire anil dJjac,Bt c5unfics. The
Peoj'fe Of Romncy sI,ouM fsei n sy,cigf
PriIe in AHoging that hous0nds 81 do7an
are aHrGcted 10 heir turn ./ooD ren,o,e
sections, by This ne,o System Mot has h,r,-
future 6ccn INFESTED IN othe,' n,arLeh.
The proprietor ooUld call NE af'cntoa
Of his many .(i.teuds 10 the fact lint he has
noic az stoch me chOicea sciccfioR of
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
THE WEEKLY SUN.

ONI1 Sl n EAR. . PAtIES
The Best Frmay P0pv.-The Weekly n. Y.
Sun. pages. 81 year. Send your Dollar.
The Best Agricultural Paper-Tbe Weekly
New York Sun. 8 pages. 81 a year. Send
your Dollar.
Tie Best Political Pdpey.-The Weekly New
York Sun. Independent and Faithful Against
Public Plumber. pages. 81 year. Send
your Dollar.
The Best NsvspaPeT Weekly New York
Sun. pages. 81 year. Send your Dollar.
Hqs AZ ne NeCs-Tbe Weekly New York
sun. pages. 81 year Send your Dollar.
The Beet Story Paper.--T Weekly New York
Suns peRes--s! year--Send your Dollar
The Bert Foshion Reports in the Weekly New
York Suns psges-S year--Send your Dollar
The Best Nqrket Reports in the Weekly New
York suns pages--Sl year-Send your Dol
lar. .
TIE Rest Caftie Rrports in the Weekly Y York
Sun 81 pages-SI a year-Send your Dollar.
The Bcsi Paper in Every Respect-The Week
ly New York SUMS paRes--Sl a year--send
your Dollar. Address,
THE SUN, NeC York Gin.
March Z, 1878,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

M e ST VIRGINIA, TO WIT AT Rules held
w in the Clerks Office Of the County Court
of Hampshire County, on the first Monday in
April, 1873.
Azariah =. Reed, A. Jackson Frank and Frances
V a. bis wife, Jeremiah Dunlap and Alevilda
his wife, Jonathan Brill and Elizabeth his
wife, and Dorsey Reed Plaintiffs,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
1l d i :: ::::: .:::

lust Published, IN a Sealed Enpelope Price Gets
a Lr,tlIe on the n ture, Trcatmelt al d
Radic% cure n Spermatorrheea, or Sc
minol UeGAness, hcolmtaJy Emjssioy,s
Serual DeJHiy, and ID,pcdimcats 10 MIR
rtage 9eneraly; Nervousness, Copsuo,p
ton, EpHep&y Dc FITS Mental and Pigs
icat IHc0Pacity, resulting from Self-AbuSc
etc.-By ROBERTA CTL YER WE'LL
AZ d., 1uthor Of The Green Book,' dc.
The lcort0-renowRed author, IN this ad-
miraJie lecture, Clearly proccs from his
opn experience that the awIM consequences
Of Sey-Abuse may be c6cctuaHy remoocd
0ithoW medicines, AMI wiUtom dangerous
surgical operations, Jougjes, Instruments,
rings or ccrdiais, pointing out made
of cure at once certain and efcctual, Jy
ehich eoe,y sm6a.er, no matter ,ohathis con-
dttion may be, may cure himsclf cheapIg,
prirdte(y, and radically. THIS LEC-
TURE WILL PROTE 4 BOON TO
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS
Sent, under seal, 10 any address, IN a
plain sealed encclopc, on tie receipt ofsir
cents, on tco postage stomps. Ilso,. DR..
CalCer~cWs tharriage Gwde,' price 30
ceats. 4ddresS tie Publishers.
CHAS. j G. KLINE& CO.,
l27 Bope'y, ". Y, Post Office Bo.c, 4 $50.
April IL, 1878.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

Mary Ann Reed, widow Of John Reed, Jesse !.
Pugh, administrator de bonis non with the
will annexed Of John Reed decd. Rachel
Reed, widow Of Martin Y Reed dec John
aud Alice Reed, infant children of said Martin
", dec d., George Carlyle who married Lavi-
MIA Reed, jeremiah and Lemuel CARLYLE their
children, Pumelia Reed, widow Of William
Reed, dec d., -- Smith and Mary his wife
formerly Mary Reed, daughter Of James Reed
dec d., Joshua, George, James, Jane @. and
Margaret Frances Davis -- Reed widow
Of Josiah Reed - -- Woueu and Nancy
his wife John W Reed, Franklin Pierce Reed
and any other unknown heirs OF Josiah Reed,
RcbcCca Reed, widow Of Tilbcrry Reed Mi
nervR -- and - -- her husband whose
names are uni nOwn, ---- Reed. widow Of
John Reed, Mary Reed, widow Of George Reed
James W. Reed, David Matthews and Narea-
ret his wife, Mary Reed widow Of Morgan
Reed, and Tho unknewu heirs Of John Reed,
dec d., Defendants,
TN CnANcERY.
The object Of this suit rs. latter assigning
dover 90 said Mary Ann Reed widow Of John
Reed ) 90 obtain sale of tho real estate of
which said John Reed died seized and % division
Of the proceeds Of such sale among those entitled
thereto.
And 81 appearing by affidavit that The deren-
dante George, jeremiah and Lcmucl Carlyle
PumClia Reed --- Smith asd Mary bis vile
Bebecca Reed widow Of riibcrry Reed, Richard
Reed, Niuciva --- and --- ilcr husband, ---
Reed ullH or John Reed de q john IS
Reed. David Matthews and Margaret bis wife
and Mary Is Reed, widow of Morgan Reed
decd do not reside in this state n lis ordered
MAT thcy dnaYpcar here within ore month after
due publication Of this order and protect their
10 forests In ibis suit Tcsie,
G. s. WHITE, G. C. C..
April IS, 1879.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
1870.

An Alternative and Cathartic, or Tonic and
Purge combined, for diseases arising from baG
blood.
This preparation was established in 1880, and
has now been prepared in liquid form for more
than II years. In January or February, 1870
another party commenced TO prepare a similar
article which is inferior to the genuine, and
which should not be mistaken for ours Ask
for ''DR FAHRSEY's BLOOD CLEANSER on PASA-
cEA, aud accept no others
The Trade Mark or label Of the oldest and gen.
uine, IS printed in green yellow wrapper,
having also the signature of y. Fahrney, NJ. ID q,
Chicago.
'Dr. p. FdhrHey's Hedhh Wessenger" gives
the history and uses Of the BLOOD CLEANSER, test
umonials, and other information, sent free Of
charge Address
DIR. p. FAHRNEYS BROS. & Co,
WayHesboTo, franklin County, PA.
Ask for DIR p Eahrney's Blood Cleanser end
CLEANSE YOUR BLOOD.
Sold by wholesale and retail dealers and by
GtLKESON Il PATTIE.
Romncy, West Va.
Also, by J. W. Baker, Bloomery-Cooper 4
Horn, CapOn Bridge-Daniel Parish, Timber
Ridge, Frederick County, Va.-Garvin 4 Bro,
High View-Bruce Gibson, CapOn Springs and
Jericho, Hampshire county, West va q.
Mcdonald, CapOn Bridge-Sydnor Mcdonald
Hanging Rock-Cooper, Horn & Carter, Pleasan /
Dale, Hampshire county
THOS. III. i. ELLIOTT,
TroVelng AgcaL
June 80, 1871.-1y.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

Gs-AT Nation, Illinois, father kick
ed gentleman visitor out of the house the
other day, because the latter remarked to
the old mans daughter that winter seem
ed to be lingering in the lap of Spring.
The parent thought it was some Woodruff
and Clafin doctrine.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
The Cumberland Daily News,
A MORNING NEWSPAPER.
FRESH Quick IND RELLABLEt

HE CURRENT NEWS or THE DAY. a
reliable record Of local events, and choice
reading matter presented in every issue
TEHNs 81 per annum 80 90 for six months 4.
81 90 for three months, or IS cents per month
Can be obtained Of agents 10 all towns in tho
vicinity Of Cumberland, or by addressing
THE DAILY NEWS,
81 Baltimore 81, Cumberland, MI.
February 81, 1873
NEW CROP New Orleans Molassss. For sale
~ By
KUYKENDALL 4 SHEET.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

EgAN exquisite having become agri-
culturally ambitious, went into the coun-
try 10 search of farm, and, finding one
for sale, began to bargain for it. The sell
er mentioned, as one of the farms recon-
mendations, that it had very cold spring
on it. Ah-aw ? said the fop; Il won't
take il, then, for I've heard that a cold
spring ruined the crops last year, and |
don't want place with such drawback
upon it,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

Established by Congress; adopted by the
State aided by the benevolence OF individuals,
Societies and other Institutions
Five Departments of Observation-Disclosures
Scientific, Agricultural, Military aud Engineer
ing. Also a thoroughly organized Preparatory
Department
In charge Of a large Faculty of accom- pished
scholars aud successful educators
FALL TERN begins Sept 4th Winter, Decem-
Der 18th pring, March cath.
Commencement, June 10 1873
Total expenses from $3.50 to $3.50 per year
Less to those boarding in clubs.
Send for Catalogue, containing full particu.
lais, 10
ALEX. MARTIN,
PRESIDENT.
Morganiown, W. Va, July -, ls12-lY.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

EEA NEGRO was called upon the stand
as witness, and as the judge inquired if
he knew the nature of an oath. For Ger
ting boss said the now-made citizen, If
swear to lie ! must stick to him
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

GyTHE following concise and compre-
hensive note was sent to an Illinois mer-
chant by neighboring farmer the other
day Send me a trace chain and two him
ges. Jane had baby last night-also two
padlocks.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

S-JonN tells story of Thompson and
Rogers, two married bucks of New York
who, wandering home late one night, stopp
ed at what Thompson supposed was his re-
sidence, but which his companion insisted
was his own house. Thompson rang the
bell Justify, VIXEN u window was opened
and lady inquired what was wanted, Ma
DAM inquired MIR. Thompson, isn't this
Mr.. -Thompsou's house p NO repli-
ed the lady 'this is the residence of Mr.
Rodgers 'Well,' exclaimed Thompson,
Mrs. T-TThornpson-beg your pardon
Mrs. Rodgers, won't you just step down to
the door and pick out Rodgers, for Mr..
Thompson wants to go home
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
wITIANDnUMoR.

E1-AN Iowa woman, who owns a coal
mine, says she might have married two
men day for the last two years.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

The readers Of his article are r,R =,
rare of The /dct that
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

ESr'O MAMMA, mamma, said tow
headed little urcbin, 10 tone Of mingled
fright and penitence. 90 mamma Is been
thwcaring
Been swearing, my child what did
you say
% mamma (5egins to sob,) I'll thed
old Dan Tucker.
So Come where my love lies dream
ing. Yes, do, and SEQ how she looks
without any paint gu her face
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

Ep-'BILL Brown, did you say that my
father had not as much sense as Billy
Smiths dog p No, never said any such
thing. All | said was that Billy Smith
little dog had more sense than your father I;
that's all ever said It's well you didn' t
say the other, l tell you"
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16
~A spsiSoF1ELp,a Mass, whip ms

IT'D, IA 1's'> WI T 'D"
ker's wife appeared in person in one of the
shops, recently, 10 explain his absence, say
ing: Jim is not well you must excuse
him he and L had little difficulty a, the
breakfast table this morning, aud he won't
be able to work this week And he wasn't.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

ES'YoU Jawge Washington tell Abra-
ham Linkum to bring VIM. Seward in out
ode wet or II! tar you in two. Dat bless.
ed chile might kctch bis death o. cold for
all you lazy niggers nd keer'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1873-05-16

Nor FOR LIFE, BUT TILL DIvoRCB.-
Mr.. Albert Knight, who was about to be
united in marriage to one Of the fairest
daughters of Malta, New York, W hispered
in the ministers ear that, if it was all the
same to him, be would prefer that the
words, 'till death do you part be omitted
from the service. He couldn't tell, he said ;,
but he might want to got divorced some
time, and disliked to take vows he might
not be able TO fulfill The clergyman m.
swered that he did not come as a lawyer,
but in an ecclesiastical way, and if be per-
formed any service, it would be that of the
church, unchanged And then Nr Knight
had tho exceeding bad taste to enter into
an extended logical argument on the point
involved, until tho divine became dis.
gusted and left informing the mother Of
the bride expectant that Knight did not
wish to marry her daughter. The tired
guests at length sat down to a solemn and
client repast, and tho restraint that prevail.
cd told that it was not a wedding feast
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lave removed their Marble Works TO their
i i New Building, Nos. 10 & IL North Centre
Street, adjoining the Post Office. They have a
large and beautiful stock OF
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