The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-03-19


Forced Politeuess-bOWing TO circumstances
tad style Of Arithmetic-diyision amOnl
families.
Sh1kespsrsan reader to thermomeier-Down
d1rr. th01 climbing sorrow!
EThat ancient implement Of war does petu
Ian lover most resemble "a cross-bow.
THE VINE product for Los Angeles county thii
season is estimated At 100000 gallons.
A learned seal in travelling menagerie this
Eumms- s Eaid 10 be making an excellent i'm
preston
A Western paper says, Since the jubilee
Boston has run 50 entirely music-mad that its men
wear t-azs bands on their hats
I[ y0ur ugiEhbor's hens are troublesome and
staL a1ross the way, don't let your angry passion
-lsa Fiza place for :hem to lay
Aneat the Belfast riois an Irish reporter says
HTbey fred two shots at him; the first shot
killed Inn, h1t tie second was not fatal
Even ibe jeu5ed organ-grinder has his good
pl-1L He supplies to the pent-up poor one Of
sbs greatest Injuries Of liFe-a change OF air.
4 Pa-is c5aiecdoner exhibits the following in
Eis Hind0E -a Peres Hyacintbe-new sweet
meats fu weddings. Highly recommended by
Nm les finances
7iu1fsczied is new word cropping out in
the American papers. il seems to mean conhs-
Gated 10 q private way. as by burglar with the
&C of his jeumT-in fact, stolen
TIE -sF1. one of the most influential Of the San
Fzanais1o journals, predicts that America, ." be-
FIRE the end Of the century, will be the most pop
ul1us and wealthy Of any nation in Europe"
The s-u.b SAYS a Transatlantic paper is un-
o1usai5lziy told in the following line from an ad-
va-isausi: Babies, after having taken one
ao.tls oI ny soothing syrup, viii never cry any
u1-e
A LADY gave burglar severe fogging with q
5zs.iug-hrush the other night. She said she
v11.5uf have done It II she hadn't been under
-te impression that II was her husband Just com
51- home
Nay leave a few tracts p asked a travelling
r1aok doctor Of q lady who responded to his
knock. Leave some tracks Certainly you
my s1id she, looking at him most benignly over
her specs leave them with the heel towards the
house, II you please
Tie situation that has not its duty, its ideal,
was never vet occupied by man. Yes, here, in
ttis poor miserable, hampered, despicabe actual,
wherein thou even now standest, here or no
where is thy ideal work it out iherefrom; and
working, believe, live, be free.-Calyle.
One Of q class Of chubby four-year-Old Sunday
school scholars. when talked TO by his teacher
about the sins and fralties Of the body, was asked,
Vel ny son. what have you besides this sinful
bod Quick as thought the little fellow re-
sToa5e5, a teaa shirt and nice new pair of
h-eechas
Ats school 10 Green county, Iowa, the schol-
uE o-urhi q skunk and put it in the teachers
dssk, thinking she would smell mice and give
then holiday. She wasn't one Of that kind.
Sbe took a sTriug clothes Pin, fastened it on her
nose, vent on with the exercises, and let the
scholars ENJOY the perfume.
The following is the first verse of the new
Brokers Anthem, composed for Wall street.
i is applicable elsewhere, and is quite compre-
heusive enough 10 dispense with the remainder
q the production: Teach me q counterfeit to
know, and bargains good to see for quarters to
others show. show fifty cents to me-"
As a d-unkard was staggering along the BoWery
IN NsE York the other night, he saw street cars
passing him with different colored lights, and
c.zHlg q. the red, yellow, blue and green lamps,
vas heard soIioquizing mus get out O. this
p.aoe It's TOO sickly. They're running the drug
sores uround on wheels
Tie most conscientious conductor Of whom we
Eu9V anything Is employed upon the Catawlssa
Azl--oad- The other day woman gave birth to
tViHs while upon the train, aud the conductor,
a.ier dong al that be could TO make things CON-
iu-sahls i0- the parties tried to collect two half
izres from The father OF the twins for the little
passengers
4 reporter. Dot as reliable as romantic in de-
sa'-oing fashionable wedding, got things mixed
~ some, as his account reads She stood be-
lore The lltz- on Der head. fair wreath of orange
blossoms uPoa Der dainty feet, lovely white satin
shoes upon Der rOseate lips, . con6ding, happy
saliis as she gazed lovingly upon him who stood
hy hgr SIDE.
line wears slippers Of list, and his tread is
aoiseiess- The days come softly dawning, one
Aier anotbsr; they creep IN at the windows their
i'est morning air is grateful to the lips that part
. 2, Their music is sweet TO the ears that listen
= II UNTIL before We know It, whole life Of
o-ss has possession Of the citadel, and time has
taken rs i9r its own.