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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
SOMETHING NEW.

Sometime, when We have got |
more copies of Secretary Boutwel's |
lAtest issue, and q little more OF !
mother courage, We intend to start |
q new paper. devoted TO the in
terests OF everything imaginably
good. We shall call il The Rich
mond Thunderbolt, and shall SO
labor upon it that circuit preach
ers will from it choose their texts,
and shall make it's editorials so
plain that two-nonth-old babies
can read them with spectacles on.
We will try to please all advertis-
ers by putting all notices at the
top of tire first column OF the first
page.
Our marriage notices shalt be go
glowing that people will be getting
married hurriedly. and over and
again, just to become subjects.
To our obituary notices we pro-
misc pathos and tenderness, and
anticipate large share OF patron
age in this line. People will die to
see their beautiful obituary and
leave word to "plcase forward
copy
In literature We promise much
Weintend to employ large wag ON
to go out over the country and
trade tinware and fine tooth combs
for new laid poetry.
Romances and sherifi's sales will
occupy q large department., and
shall be strangely true. We are
now negotiating with young au-
thor who is writing q story OF a
man who married through mistake
his grandmother and had fourteen
other wives, armed with marriage
certificates and Colts revoIvers af.
ter him. s@@
We shall pay two cents per pound
for poems, and six cents fo- enlo
gies OF ourself, but don't want any
communications written on ioul
sides Of y page, or crosswise, OF
chewed up in wad.
Those wishing to coWhile tLt
editor OF the proposed paper ays
warned, for he will shoot-fol
home.
Persons trying to get their name,
in our paper by the Kerosene dodg,
OF k!ndling fires on the angelic
plan, won't succeed.
Our paper will be . quarto. W,
thought Of pinto, but concluded L
stick to beer measure.
We won't be responsible for GU
opinions Of other people. w,
won't have any money to sqnande
on doctors. That's played.
Farmers will find it an excel, n
paper to tie up tall hsrbs In, and
will be so brilliant that ito pow e
over = hot bed will be immensel
profitable. Candidates viii b
cordially invited to subscribe Jus
like other people, but Ne will her
enforce the cash system.Bee
steaks inserted iu large cute.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18


Pennsylvania has increased the
sslary Of her Governor 70 $4,000.
A California Chinsmnn: commit
ted suicide by examining paper in
his nose. ii wsse =san
Before taking his seat on .
corpse, the Louisville Coroner first
goes through the dead mans peck
cts for chew of tobacco
The ex empress Eugene was born
May 5, 1926, and married Jsnu-
ary 20. 1858.
Gen. r. j. Oglesby inangura.ed
Governor of Illinois on Monday,
and will be elected United States
Senator on the 2lst instant.
Southern members of Congress
are circulating petition for sigma
lures asking President Grant to
live in theSouth atleast one Cabin
ct officer. @
| Ahem! The Hartford Ii mes saye
Napoleon constitution has been
somewhat shattered by 'too lat
itudinous'' course of life. 'Latitud-
nous is good.
An aged man delivered touch
ing Remembrance at neighbor's
fureral by observing pathetically
that the departed wouldn't swear
and scuss about taxes any more.
/ Colonel Robert r. Stewart, oi
I Terre Hante. Ind = gallant soldiei
of the Mexican war, aud the wal
.. Of the rebt lion died on the 18th
inst, after lingering illness.
DennisoI is tho banner railroad
! city in the United States. II is th,
, Texas terminus of the Missouri
Kansas and Texas railroad; is OILY
three months OLD: has $500 inhab
a i.an's, 400 buildings, two newspa
per, two banks, and the business il
represented in the same ratio.
II The San Francisco papers com
: plain Of the promptness with which
9 the inhabitants pay their taxes
I, The delinquent tax-list isn't ex
;, tensive enough to make it an OF
! ject for bidding.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
.JURUBEBA,

which is pronounced BY the leading medical
authorities Of London and PARIS the nost
powerful tonic and Alternative known 70 the
medical world. This 10 no new and uEtriesr
discovery bat has been long used by the lead
ing Physicians Of other countries with won
derful ramedial results.
Don't weaken and impair the digestive or
gass by catbartics and phi sics. they give
only temporary relisf--Ind iRestics, fstnisncy
and dyspepsia with piles and Kindred DIS
eases are sure to follow their use.
Keep the blood pure and health 10 assured.
JOHN @ KELLOGG. 18 Plat ST., N. Y.
Sole Agent for the U tied States
Price 81 per Bottle. Send for Circular. 424
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
LIST OF PATENTS.

The following patents were issued from.
the United States Patent Office to citizens Of
Indiana for the week ending Dec. -, 1872.
Reported for the PALLADrux by Alexander
Mason. Solicitors Of Patents, SOS Seventh
Street, Washington, D. G.
Refreesntor-M NJ Baker, Fortvile. =
Exhaust Valve for Air Brakes-W Riley,
Terre Haute.
Whiffletree and Brace-R R B Stew art
Logansport.
spark Arrester-N N Mendenhall, Dublin.
RI Iasg1G t4i
School Desk-J EPebl, Riehmond.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

On Monday last articles of as
sociation of the Richmond Silver
Mining Company we're hIsdewith
the Secretary Of State, the officers
of which being: William Baxter,
President; Oran Perry, Vice Presi-
dent; Elwood Hadley, Secretary
ami Treasurer. The mines are ad-
jacent to Georgetown, Colorado,
and the corporation has = capital
of Sl5O. 600.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

"WAR. The game Of ''brag," be-
tween the Telegram and Times, no
ticed by us short time ago as be-
ing so close, we fear will result dis
astrously to one or both IA real Kill
kenny Cat fight! Last Saturdays
Times says that the Telegram has
declared war" against it, and thre-
upon, with Joy a warrior would
feel, at q foeman worthy of it's seel-
pen, it proceeds to denominate the
carnal weapons used by the Tele-
gram as the same pattern the Celes.
tials use, and, in return the Times
polts it's opponent with mud balls.
sIet us have peace" neighbors.
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diana or the West, and for the pnrp8se Of
securing such circulation - The import.
ance and vslue Of tLe-paper demand, they
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For Club 81 five, At 81 IS each,
We will give Ne7 aolid God Pen,
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

/. The National Bridge has become
terror to even the stoutest hearts
Of nights. Eugeue O'Connell had
. policeman TO pilot him through
one night recently.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

A family Of refugees pasaed
through Richmond Monday morn
ing. There was one wagon drawn
by q horse that might have been
condemned as the root of all the
epizootic,-two men and three wo-
men,. The wagon contained three
poor dogs, whose heads stuck from
the canvass as the vehicle grandly
sailed westward, he! The people
walked! It is now a settled fact in
this country that the more impov-
erished a family is the more dogs it
owns.
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!lt e.a!ls,iia., d !, Invalid.

DUBLTSHED as . warning and for the
u benefit Of young men and others Who
suffer from Nervous D. b.lity, Loss Of MN
hood, etc., supplying
THE MEANS OF SELF CT RE.
Written by one who cured himself. after I'M
dergoing considerable quackery, and sent free
on receiving postpaid directed envelope.
Address. NATHANIEL MAYFAIR,
SMPACO201y. - BrookIyD, N. Y.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

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from fresh selected livers, BY Caswells Haz-
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end sweet. Patients who have once taken it
prefer Il TO al others. Physicians have deci-
ded 1t superior tosauy Of the other oils in the
market. 41-12w
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AGENTS WANTED FOR TIE
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The most comprehen sive and valuable relig-
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illustrated Family Bible. DON'T lining nearly
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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Mr.. John HALEY had the mis-
fortune to fall on the icy pavement
on south Front Street, last Friday
evening, and break his arm. He
10. we are glad to learn, recovering
rapidly.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Milkmen in London are fined
ten dollars every time they are
caught adding water to their milk.
Jap says he knows q vender who
would have paid the city debt by
this time had such a law been in
force here.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Two noted roughs Of Richmond
have sworn the life Of each other,
and their friends hourly expect
them to come together in mortal
combat. One followed the other
over town some time on Tuesday
last, with terribly wicked face.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

The best way to stop . runaway
horse is to check bic velocity, or
terminals his fastness, or restrain
his straight-fowardness, or curb his
impetuosity, or pick him up and
shake him out o. his shoee.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
CHARLES F. COFFIN ,-..,d.n..
an. l. 1879.

Chappsd hands, face, rough skin, pinples
ringworms, salt-rheum. and other eutaneous
affections cured and the skin made soft and
smooth, BY using the Juniper Tar SOAP, made
bv Casvell Hazard / Co. New York. Be
certain TO get the Juniper Tar Soap, IS there
are many worthless limitations made with
common tar. 4l-12w
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Half-a-million of dollars is to be
appropriated TO increase the com
pensation of railroad companies for
the transportation of the mails.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Since the ruling Of the Senate
Finance Committee that under the
present laws the Secretary was not
authorized to reissue the retired
currency in the Treasury, bill
has been drafted and il now being
considered by that committee by
which S19,000,000 of tho retired
greenbacks are to be set apart to
be reissued temporarily by the SEC
rotary whenever public emergen-
cies require it, to be Withdrawn So
soon as practicable thereafter.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
ANNUAL MEETING.

The Board Of Managers OF the Home for
the Friend!sss will hold their annual meet
ing, Tuesday. January 81, at the Presby terrain
Church on Fifth Street. The annual reports
will be read and good sr eakers engaged. All
are invited TO- attend.
8. A. l. DAVIS, President
MR.. DENNIS, Secretary.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
FREE RELICiON.-Tbe pro,r..,

FREE RELIt1ION.-The Progressive
Lyceum meets every Sunday at 2P. y, 10
Lyceum Hall. We cordially invite all the
lovers Of free thought aud free speech, on re-
ligious matters, TO come and bring their
children and Join with US in our exercises.
We iRonre all creeds Of every kind. and teach
honesty, purity, truthfulness, temperance
and kindness as the essentials,
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

We learn that the late cold wealth
or in this region has been the means
Of detroying large numbersof birds,
mice and rats. The latter we can
well afford to dispense with.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
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Indiana po lis, Inliana.

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The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

The Greencastle Banner is said
to be n years old-the Palladium
is 42-we'd like to exchange.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

We know a man who has been
trying al his life to Invent perpet-
ual motion. Falling in this. he 10
now endeavoring to get mp seive
that will hold water.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Mr.. Anthony Huey, of this city,
received one day last week, from
his brother in Colorado, three cigar
boxes of gold and silver ore, to-
gether with some fine specimens of
Moss Agate and Colorado diamonds.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

In Cars Machine Shop. on last
Monday, William Sayerss caught
his hand in cogwaeel, and so
badly crushed it as to render par,
tial amputation necessary.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

A young lady going down the
street vigorously chewing q huge
lump OF chewing gum, is . beauti-
full sight.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

In the last week rows in saloons,
on the street, and at various
places, have been numerous. And
there are number Of fights brew
ing that may be very serious ones.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Young men; polite to other misses
and m6nd and cool to their sis-
ters and mothers at home, are nice,
and prove that men are devoid OF
deception. !.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Once fully embarked on the SEQ
of loaferdom and you bid farewell
to every friendly sail that floats UNI.
der Q Legitimate flag.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Gov. Baker is right in thinking
that public drunkenness is a mis-
demeanor, and should be punished
as such. = ~
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Gan old gentleman has paid his
AID yearly subscription to the
Richmond Palladium, the which
maketh benjamin happy.-Cam-
bridge Tribune.
Not so much the AID payment
but the $50 for Ben-eftting the
Pal-that's the sshappy" part.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

WIN Morgan has been lying i'll
with the typhoid fever at his home
on Franklin street for some time
We wish VIII a speedy recovery.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18
We noticed IN the ssWavne a.

We noticed in the ssWayne Coun-
ty Chronicle" of December 18th,
that w. B. Williams sold to Jarrett
Brothers, sixteen head of very fat
cattle, twelve of which averaged
nearly twenty-five hundred; and
four, three years old, average weight
sixteen hundred and fifty pounds.
Strickland says they were the finest
lot ever shipped from Wayne coun-
". Now, as our old friend vii
iams has been regular subscriber
Of the Palladium, ever since the
suspension of the Wayne County
Wing, and as we learn that he is in
the habit Of feeding justsuch cattle,
we suggest that he has the next lot
sold at this place, so that we may
get sghmpse, and perhaps chance
to grease a poor HUNGRY PRINTERS
whistle with the same.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Rosenxwelo, the murderer OF T
Alice Bowlsby, l. now annpuneeti,
~ merely "awaiting his discharge"
il having transpired that be. VAS
convicted aud sentenced under a
Law which was repealed last winter.
How easily these things sAre
brought about. aniMsye
It was said that G ermans rarely
commit q suicide in their native
land, yet In New York city last
year forty per cent. Of the cases Of
self destruction were among the
t;ermans. The same ratio, it 10
said, viii hold good in other places
having a larger German population.
No better evidence can be found
of the TACT that the american. peo-
pie are long-snfering and Of for
giving disposition, than, the stste-
ment that among oil he persops
who met death At the hands Of their
fellows last year ther. was only one
life Insurance solicitor. ga
The Cincinnati Commercial says:
"Jsy Gould has been abused BY
supervirtuous newspapers rather
more vigorously for giving Sc, 900,
| 600 to the Erie Railroad than for
plundering the stockholders 10 the
fearful responsibility Of securing
the conviction of the sleek muir
derer Stokes. Gould's enemies
will make respectable citizen oil
him.
In the message OF Governc,
Geary, Of Pennsylvania, the State
debt is reported at SIC, 52l ,O39, O3
which can be cxtinguished in ter
years by the annual payment O
a1.60O,00O. The entire cost Of tn,
public works to this timo amounts
to $l18,370,62O,36. During Gov
ernor Geary's administration boil
the debt and the rate of taxa,io,
have been greatly reduced. Sine,
1871 the number Of criminals par
doned, 1860.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

The last week Witnessed an oyster
war in our city. Prices will hardly
decline however.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

An the case of Tweed, whenever
. juror said that he had ONLY read
the editorials in the New York pa
pers, kealtive to the TwedA steal
ings, he was permitted to retain
his seat. That was considered tan
tamount to being entirely unpreju-
diced either for or against him.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

Why is it that business is lively
at Broadway Wood and Coal Yard
because they sell the best the mar
ket affords! Cheap for Cash.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

J. Zeyen A Bro are at the top of
the fashions for clothing. Go there
and get suit that will fit you to
Cheap for Cash
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

When Gov. Palmer, of Illinois,
presented his message to the lower
House of the Legislature, they re-
fused, unanimously to hear it read,
and moved to lay it ION the table and
print it The retiring Governor,
takes it as an insult Palme(rld of
on him.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

~rHE CONFESSIONS OF AM NAV
LID, published as warning 10 young men
and others u ho suffer from nervous Debility.
&C., supplying the MEANS OF SELF CURE.
Written by enc who cured himself, and
sent free on receiving postpaid directed
envelope. l 90 !
Address, NATHANIEL MAYFAIR, Brookly.
~ I'm SIS. NJ. 7. ACC
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

The Hon. r. w. Thompson, is in
favor of women suffrage, and has
promised an address at Terre Haute
on the subject.
The Richmond palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1855-1875, 1873-01-18

'.And yet there is room on our
subscription book. Only $3.50 for
AGO solid feet of reading. s
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TO Consuunptives.

The advertiser, having been permanently
cured of thst dread disease, Consumption, by
. simple remedy. is anxious to make known
to his fellow sufferers the means of cure. To
all who desire it, he will send . copy Of the
prescription used, free Of charge), with the
directions for preparing and using the same
which they will find SURE CURE Tor Con-
SUMPTION, ASTHMA, BRoNCHIrIs, &c.
Parties wishing the prescription will please
address Rev. EDWARU A. WILSON,
35-ly 1874 Penn Street,
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Lost-Our confidence fu some
people. Liberal reward paid for
its recovery.
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The most amusing thing We ever
saw was an old woman the other
day sitting . tub to catch soft
water when IL WAS raining hard.