Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-03-22
HERE. AND THERE.

"A matter Of course-Raclng.
a Glass neckties are the latest.
Flies are holding rehearsals.
"A fast friend--the telegraph.
"A maiden spaech2"Atk papa"
Berlin has twenty-four theatres.
Italy Ia full of brieness barristers
"A Connecticut horse chews hne cut.
"A ''buss" conduetor-The mistletos.
Its an outrage to name a child John
Smith.
The Methodist opposes "religious
slang"
Lowell, Neb., exports 1000 wolf.skins
weekly.
1yayne Mcvsigh parts his hair in the
middle.
An article you can always borrow
Trouble.
when Is a newspaper the isharpestf
When It's filed. 40
Glasgow vii erect a monument 10 the
poet Campbell. f-,
Dumas announces that he will write
no more plays.
The Hlndoos of Bombay have Free
Mason's Lodge.
-Frouae, Max Muller and Kingsley are
brothers in-law.
"A new version Of Faust /" has made
a hit In London.
I'm China wives are considered legal
tender for debts.
With woman suffrage maiden speeches
will be in order.
Bret Harte's sketches have been trans.
lated into French.
"A magazlnist pronounces sausage
making lost art.
New London, Ct, hasn't rung her IRE
bells this winter.
-"George Eliot" has made $4,000 by
"Middemarch."
Senator Sherman is comfortably eff
with S2,000,000.
The Moollier game Now you c. NJ.
and now you don't.
"A Wisconsin town is giving balls to
start newspaper.
The pickpockets pronounce the inau-
guration a success
The taste for literature don't come
suddenly with old age.
"A normal school of music is to be &C.
tablished In Indiana.
AT Chicago, lady's air cushion hustle
exploded in church.
In Pittsburgh they sell houses on 'essy
monthly payments"
"A crank" statement--''M. c." on a
Congressman's letter.
STAMPS licked and sucked, 5 cents"
Bridgeport post office sign.
Mics Isabella Brush sweeps all before
her in opera, at Florence.
Strauss is writing papers on America
for Hungarian journal.
The newly-elected King of the Sand
wich Islands Will 60 TO Vienna.
Train thinks he will be freed in sixty
days bv general insurrection.
The mayor of Schenectady DISCUSSES
himself and watches his police.
Voting yourself large salary is q
measly performanee-It is so taking.
-Doestieks would rather be sick in
: New York than well In Minnesota.
"A Vermont man raises bears for the
+ sake Of SIS bounty offered for them.
d 1t is said Stewart will establish a dry
' goods store at Saratoga for the summer.
Why do honest ducks dip their heads
y under waterl To lquidate their little
y bills.
= II There are 5000 whites in the Sand
Il wich Islands, the majority of them Amer
r. leans.
re -Lucca receives $1,000 for each perfor-
.. nance, and half the gross receipts over
ID s40U0.
le The Cincinnati papers accuse some
ID local sPeeulator with "bulling the OK
n market"
A. When has a person got as many heads
=, as there are days In the year On the Slst
N of December.
N ALI the professions are now represent
Iy ed in the Georgia penitentiary except Con-
NJ gressmen.
be The Xylocarpheon is new wooden
re instrument in the orchestra of the Fifth
Avenue Theatre.
Who was the straightest man in the
Bible Joseph, for Pharaoh wanted TO
make ruler Of him.
a. a. "A Columbus, Ga, congregation has
p, suspended worship until the sexton hnds
- the key to the church.
Is. -"Interesting rumors" are in eireula'
n. ton touching the charming songstress
at Nine. Nilsson Rouzaud.
IS A German boy in Chatauqua county
air n. Y, aged 4, has colored his meerschaun
'b- and is tough and hearty.
lal AT a recent wedding at Providence
R. l., one of the most valuable of the pre-
se sents was stolen by guest.
n Men talk about the idle wind, but th'
.be wind is always busy, and, like eheerfu
,av farmer, whistles at its work.
ng Which would you rather, that liol
he ate you or a tiger Why, you would rathe
in the lion ate the tiger of course.
N "A French chemist will make emerald
He and rubles to order when supplied with tn
Of requisite amount Of aluminium and borax
on Texas lunatics are turned loose on tn
old Inhabitants of the town where they belon
leir If board at the asylum isn't paid promptly
,nls ,ns The report that the Modoe Indiar
,ho had been engaged to put war-whoops
no, ur barrels Of army stores has been contri
ate dicted.
eiaI Miss Beemer tells us that the life Of
rich old bachelor is a splendid breakfast,
tolerable hat dinner, and a most miserab
supper.
The Chicago Tribune states, on VIII
it considers good authority, that the peat
am- crop in Michigan, Illinois and Indiana
completely ruined.
last New York capitalists are about
start bamboo paper pulp mill In Yok
are hama, Japan, and will ship the materi
lper in bulk to this country.
1t took a special train with four ca
eide to carry . Kentucklan's relatives to d
boil residence of his bride, where the nuptla
were to be celebrated.
( of That was thoughtful individual vi
iron went to church, on Sunday, and took /
flute along to amuse himself in case q
, be sermon proved to be dull.
my, A lady thinks 1t very strange th
whenever she goes to the theatre with
hore husband, he always goes out between
uled acts to get some cloves to chew.
d. A Kansas paper announces that o
ner- "Coonel" " Jennison, having failed In
that candidature for the State Senate, has
opened his gambling hell in Leavenwori
the The class of '76 at Yale is destined
: OF make its mark in politics. At Q late Ell
rand tion for class deacons we are told q
forty freshmen managed to deposit sevel
mad votes.
d of Ladies' head-dresses nave oeco
.O74 such structures now that the hair-dress
have to petition the city government
horo ''permission to build" before they can
aiiv ahead.
fail, "A Richmond man carried home
photograph Of an actress which he
.. drawn in lottery, and his wife put
eons his eyes under the impression that it '
,ba local affair.
Minnesota papers tell of little
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