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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
ANECDOTE OF PALMERSTON.

Lord Palmerston's wit was in
such unmistakable Saxon that the
edge was often too sharp for very
free use. Few persons have earned
themselves greater reputation for
philanthropy than Lord SLeftesbury,
who, by the way, married Lady
Palmerston's oldest daughter by Earl
Cowper, her first husband. Lord
Palmerston was never weary Of tell
ing stories about his son-in-law,
whose religions zeal he did not much
believe In or care for; and Lord
Shaftesbuty, 1t was said, always took
them in good part. 1t must be
nearly twenty years ago that I over
heard the then Home Secretary call
across the table to Lord John Russell,
whe SAT reading a newspaper at the
Garrick: .
Russell, have you read Tony 8
the nickname by which he always
designated the Earl of Shaftesbury
whose name is Anthony Ashley
Cooper speech: last night before the
persons aud parish paupers at Exeter
HalI2
81 have not, my Lord" replied
Lord John, whose priggishness never
permits him to treat or addesS any
person Familiarity.
swell, read it. It's devilish good
and the examination of the children
at the close, [ am told, was better
still" "
"How sop
TONY was asking the children a
variety of questions ola Scriptural
nature. to which he had received
very satisfactory answers. Just as
he was concluding, he addressed a
girl somewhat older than the rest,
and, among others things, inquired.
who made your vile body?" Please.
my Lord, responded the unsophlstic-
ated girl. 'Betsey Jones made my
body, but l made the skirt myself?''
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HOW RUFUS CHOATE HELP.
ED MATT. CARPENTER TO
GET A START IN LIFE.

l heard very pleasant incident,
some evenings ago, related by a DIS
tinguished Senator in Congress from
one of the Western States, who was
himself the party Immediately bene-
fitted. Anxious when quite young
to complete the study of his profess
ion, he visited Boston. and called
upon Mr.. Choate and offered himself
as one of his students. Struck by
the earnestness and frankness of
the appeal, the great lawyer took
him into his confidence, and soon
realized that he could be made use
ful. At the end Of two years the
student informed the precepter thai
he intended to begin the practice OF
his profession in the fourishing state
OF Wisconsin, The answer Of Mr..
Choate was Characteristic. He said:
81 honor your determination, but |
was selfish enough to hope that you
might remain with me; yet, as you
have resolved upon this step, you
can always rely upon my friendship"
then asked if he had any money,
to which the young man replied that
he had no means to purchase his
law library; whereupon Mr.. Choate
said: 600 to Little & Brown, the
old established law publisher), select
your books, and refer them to me as
your security" Elated by this re-
newed mars Of his esteem, he laid
In what he conceived to be good
assortment, and took the list to the
great man, who, looking over it,
said: Your list is too SMALL" and
taking up the legal catalogue, he
designated with his own hand very
much Incl eased collectlor. amounting
to some $4,000 or $4,000, adding:
"With these tools you can begin
something like effective work." Our
young practitioner started for the
West and opened his office, but, as
bad luck would have it, he was strick-
en- down by one Of the bad fevers
of the country. Of course he could
not pay the note when it was due,
but Mr.. Choate kindly and carefully
protected his credit. With unbroken
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
PUPPETS AS SATIRICAL
STUDIES, lat

An entertainment which has been,
exceedingly popular in aristocratic
circles in Paris during the past year,
but which, Of course, could not be
exhibited in public, is described by
the Paris correspondent Of the Lon
don Neaos. The reason it cannot be
exhibited openly is the same as that
which led to the suppression Of
"Happy Land in its original !; but
''partly on this very account" says
the writer, lies Pupazzi de M. Lee
mercier de Melville has won In pri-
gate a 8wcceS fow. The ps1passi are
simple dolls, which represent with
marvellous fidelity the outward APP.
pearance of the most prominent men
in France. The faces, indeed, are
finished with the most elaborate care,
and the likenessess are so striking
that anybody who once sees the
l0a4pasS5 has no difficulty, when he
afterwards visits the Assembly, III
Immediately recognizing all the orig
inals Of the dolls at which she has
laughed so heartily. The peculiar
gestures of all the speakers are imi-
tated to perfection, and the argu-
Inents they are made to deliver III
the C urse of a seance de- ASSEMBLED
are clever and witty parodies of their
various styles. MN. Jules Favre,
Gambetta, Emile de Girardin, Victor
Hugo, and Barodet are among the
worthless in the parliamentary gal
lery, and M. Theirs figured there un.
til his fall, wnen NJ. Lemercier de
Melville had the delicate dircretion
to withdraw all illusion to the ex.
President. One of the oldest things
about this laughable scene is the
Violoncello solo played by the inven-
tor of Opera Bouffe in order to re-
store harmony to the MEETING, al
the invitation of the President. The
famous author of 'Orwhee aux En-
fers' is initiated to the life, and the
effect is so droll as to make a room
full Of people roar with laughter al
the gestures Of the diminutive violon-
celIist. The troupe of puppets actu.
ally perform original comedies writ.
ten expressly. and the scenic ar.
rangementa ofthe little theatre are
as complete as those of large opera
house. N. Lemercier de Melville is
himself dramatist who has earned
his laurels on the Partisan stage,
and who now has piece in prepare
ton al the Theatre Francois. He
models his puppets with his own
hands, writes his own pieces, and
plays all the parts. initiating the
voices of all the persons represented
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
KING OT THE BLOOD.

THE MOST THOROUGH PURIFIER OF THE C{
u.. BLOOD YET DISCOVERED
CURES ALL HUMORS, FROM A COMMON
ERUPTION TO THE WORST SCROFULA.
BY its use Cancers arc cured. and
Cancerous tumors are dispersed without the sur
geon's knife-Scrofula conquered, and Consump-
tion prevented and cured. =.
egHi VenereaI Diseases, Mercurial and Miner
al Poisons, and their effects eradicated and ygor-
GUS health and sound constitution established
Female weakness and Disease
DrOpsy, general or partial; Swengs, external OF
internal; and TumOrs are reduced and dispersed
in very short time. attt 4i5 i!t >#li3f
ErysipeIas, Salt Rheum, Scald Head. and
Fever Sores are soon removed by this powerful
detergent medicine.
ScOrbutfc Diseases, Dandruh. Scaly
or Rough Skin, and Pimples quickly give way,
leaving the skin smooth and fair
Chronic Diseases, Fever and Apue Dis
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Affections General Debility, in short all the
numerous diseases caused by bad blood are con-
quered, and give way before this most powerful
cerrector. the King of the Blood.
Each bottle contains between forty and
fifty ordinary doses, costing only one dollar y
From one to four or five bottles will
cure Salt Rheunl, Scald Head, Ring Worm, PIN
pies on the Face, Ri es, ordinary Eruptions, ETC.
From two go eight bottles will cure
Scaly Eruptions Oi tn" Skin, Ulcers, Sores, and
Canker in the Mouth and Stomach. Erysipelas, etc.
From two to ten bottles will restore
healthy action to the Liver and Spleen, will reg
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From two to six bottles will be found
efectual in curing Neuralgia, ick-Headache st.
Vitus Dance, and Epilepsy. gItt #.EtH
From five to twelve bottles will cure
the worst cases of Scrofrla #
From three to twelve bottles will
. cure severe and obstinate cases of Catarrh.
From two to four bottles will cure the
worst cases of Piles, and regulate Costive Bowels.
From two TO ten bottles will euro
bad cases of Dropsy. IS f.....- .s.@l
Price 81 per bottle, or bottles for IS.
Sold by all Druggists ,- ..a
D. RANSOM, SON & CO., PrOpr's,
Bee testimonials in local column. Buffalo, n. 4"
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spirit and restored health he began
the practice of law, and at the end
OF comparatively short time earned
enough money to liquidate his obi
CATION ''but," he said. s.as long as
life lasts | shall never cease to cher
lsh the name of Rufus Choa E, and
would walk from here to Boston
baretooted to serve any of his kith OF
KIN. "-"Anecdotes Of Public Men. %
By John W. Fomey.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31

Every year increases the popu-
larity of this valuable Hair Prep
aration, which is due to merit
alone. We can assure our old
patrons that it is kept fully up to
its high standard; and it is the on
ly reliable and perfected prepare,
ton for restoring GRAY OR FADEI
HAIR to its youthful color, making
it soft, lustrous, and silken. The
scalp, by its use, becomes white and
clean. 1t removes all eruptions and
dandruf, and, by its tonic proper
ties, prevents the hair from falling
out, as it stimulates and nourishes
the hair-glands. By it's use, the
hair grows thicker and stronger.
In badness, it restores the capillary
glands to their normal vigor, and
will create new growth, except in
extreme old age. It is the most
economical HAIR Dressing ever
used, as it requires fewer applica-
tons, and gives the hair a splendid,
glossy appearance. A. A. Hayes,
Md, State Assayer of Massachu-
sets, says, "The constituents arc
pure, and carefully selected for cx-
cellent quality; and | consider it
the l,""r PREPARATION for it's
intc4~:s. n.uYo>cs."
Std tya.. - =. il, stad Dealers Ia Medicines
Iricc Gao Dollar
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
Two Hundred and Thirty Acres

offarming land. There is a good dwelling house
and small tenant house. also Barns and sheds, in
good repair. Two orchards in Bearing, there
is an unfailing spring of water. and
plenty OF wood on the place. The place IL well
stocked with cattle, sheep, and horses, and will
be sold with, or without the stock, and nipple
apply to John Gates, upon the premises, Bristol.
April 18th 1873
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31

Is sHrecure for Neuralgia, Nervous Headache
Toothache, Rheumatism, Lame Back, Sprains oil
Br utses, Pain in the Stomach, Cramps or Collie
or any nervous pain. No Medcioe equals 1t fo
the relief of any pain. 1t is entirely Vegetable
Tryit, and If not satisfactory your money shall b
refunded .
sold byall Druggists.
II. H.TAR5ELL Prop. Kenosha,
2-s3mtf46 Wis.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
.BuckinChan1's Dye.
FOR THE WHISPERS.

AS our Remover in many cases
requires too long time, and too
much care, to restore gray or faded
Whiskors, we have prepared this
dye, III one preparation, which will
quickly and elfcctualIv accomplish
this result. 1t is q; ;"uicd,
and produces a colo. ...> VII
neither rub nor wash off. Sold by
all Druggists. Price Fifty Cents.
Manufactured by e. P. HALL g. CO.,
NASHUA. NH.
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They are such as are made up of
two parts of equal shapes. Look
carefully at these and you will per-
ceive that the upper halves of the
characters are very little smaller
than the lower halves. so that an
ordinary eye will'declare them to. be
Of equal size. Now turn the page
upside down, and, without any care
full looking, you will see that this
difference IN size is very much ex-
aggerated, that the real top half of
the letter IS very much smaller than
the bottom halt. 1t will be seen
from this that there is a tendency
in the.eye TO enlarge the upper part
of any object on which it looks. We
might draw two circles of UNEQUAL
size, and so place them that thew
should appear equal.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
SEEING is DECEIVING,

Here is row Of ordinary capital
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-07-31
FOR SA u

The undersigned offers his farm for sale to any
one wishing to buy. It is situated 10 the south
sha, and two miles from the mineral Spring. also
half a mile from school house. 1t contains
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-10-15
rs BOLTING ALWAYS IN ORDBRf

An article by the Rev. James Freeman
Clarke upon the right Of boiling, published IA the
last issue of The Independent After reviewing the
Butler eampaigL ~ Massachusetts, ne says inc Iono"
ing among other things: r. .
There are two points In regard 20 party allegiance
which can think be plainly shown: first, that no prf
vate member OF party IS bound 70 support Jemlha
no one forfets this right by becoming delegate 10
convention. The rst Of these positions does nor hecp
a long argument In It's support Tor u u gU1ertID a.
cepted Dy all but marrow pariisans " Is mercy
applying TO politics tho Protestlut doctrine oi the
right OF private judgment The doctrine OF ~
Protestants rs that we Ought 30 become nemoers -,
church aud respect its rules and teaching exc p When
they opposed 10 our Judgment OF what a. true OF
false right wrong. so we become memDors OF
party and ought defer TO the decisions OF the party
In matters OF mere expedency aud where no prhepe
involved. Between two candidates we may nave
choice; but ought 20 support the candidate OF our
pcicy would he plainly hostile to the public good.
But those who admit that the right OF boiling nberes
In every other voter disposed sometimes 10 deny u
oil the members of aconventon bound by the
decision Of the majority and must abide by It's result
each makes when be enters H. lt assumed In THIS ar
gumen that go into convention agreeing 70 abide by
ito decision But this the very question at issue. No
far do agree, good tath no DOUBT requires s
10 accept its conclusions But the exact pOint 10 be de-
cded Is, What do bind ourselves ~ dol We are
bound Judge, only to this delegates to ConVen-
ton: TO accept fts nominees as the regular candl-
dates OF the party. and ts resolutions "a the regl-
lar utterances OF the party. We are also bound
to pay respect to the decisions OF such Convehton
where the only points in dispute personal
questions OF eXpedency But when matters OF right
aud wrong important principles are at Issue we Iah
back reserved rights as free and independents
ovens and refse IN he he slaves OF A mere majority.
II all men go to Convention ay0wiDg TINS prlnepe,
how do we break faith with each other IN acting ac-
eOrdng TO this principle The right which we claim for
ourselves coheede our opponents They have just
the same rights that We have.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-10-15
=, pIRpoNEp MoDocs.

4Ae "a, francisco Bulletin is not pleased
with the Presidents PARDON OIL bs.ncho ana so'ues'
whose round OF ,ustncstion that they were sub
ordinate. and only obeyed orders. Ths Butsis~ says
they are thorough. paced rascals, and adds: ."
Barpcbo and soluek are oumDatoshes dsock Indians.
and made their home in The Lava Bed pror 20 the war
peas. Hrinr the ctssatoniof hostilities They were
Tor var-arst last and all the time, aod were
Jack In the cave the time OF the parley with steele,
and placed q womans cap on the cheftain's head IA
.Commissopers and assisted IN tue work. They were
only the Instruments Of Jack IN thal shey assumed .a
anIon fr opportunities shoot at the white yhtes
People who are personally acquainted wth the Modoes
and are familiar with tho proDnsnh features OF the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-10-15
MISCELLANEOUS SUBJECTS.
FREE AND SLAVE LABOR.
FrOm The Rdb1ch SeRtsRst.

\.
THE Newly DIRK TRIBUNE, aiming 10 estaD-
Is that free labor has round to be as productive
We lad that Tie s1er1ge Of the sir 1888 to 1860 nsq
70 s72 IL $50 900 bas crops 1853 and
that quite effective as slave labor in the pro-
We have sV one comment to submit and II we are in
would be glad 20 be corrected ~ any Oh tne "
tellgent farmers. We do not think that TIE TRIBUNE
figures prove that free labor has been as as
point they have that aspect but we who I'VE IN inc
south az matter fact know that the freedmen nave
when they thew were slaves The question may then
be asked if this be So how IL taat s,e 90 ip pSe
war and The average on for three years mas hesn
nearly equal 70 that OF Two years FIRST tbe cue census
be referred to In order 10 learn there not great
dimnuon the other cropsceSeas tOpd Ss @o
matey as large there has been very great Iane on IN
the production Of breadstnhs ana other sa bore
Intelligent and enterprislng Inat s ~ say, NY "a
more devoted in their OWL personal enor, use G
principe s To these facts more than TO any ndelity
the part Of the negro labor " 70 fe a 40
believe the close comparison OF the lsureS dc sNen
TREASURY BOOKKEEPING.
From the Portland tmcl Aroes.
TIP " Y. TRIBUNE is following the Secre-
tary OF the Treasury with sharp stick for ms unss'
factory monthly debt rm the SeI treasury by
rants which HE TRIBUNE claims and very contusiveiy
shows are as nso tss Of the resar
and monthly of the I1 S as tSe
for the two months August aud b pemeer
and shows that they &C the rate Of M yiha
tlo 90 1nr than last years receipts In other words
that the Government, rapidly running s IN dsp lhsead
paying 4 o according 10 ,1. ese So1 month month and
rear 70 ysa for e s, b. a. i from tae r Is err
And II trneeher that II does not mean the phbhc
shai tnnv the eract financial condition. or that In
tends 70 give the nforaton but Is unable 20 40 ~ ~ an
delibdraiev Intend 70 deceive. Which 10 al Lack Of
brains. probably. = L---.--- - IL. |
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-10-15
GUARDING AGAINST ELECTION FRAUDS.

II has been reported 10 the undersigned that
lions Toe fraudulent voting tho approaching
eieeiens heretofore Dsvely praetjced be-
Ing repealed ny some OF the Inspectors OF elections
registering the OF voters Incorrectly aud
that other IRE gu.aiti which show incuinp and
dishonesty, dsgualfying them from serving. Voters
are therefore requested 20 see that their names are
tho Board OF Police Commissioners to H. n Beers
No. IS East Tweuyhirt-st, any such acts OF ire u
responsible evidence IL is also requested that Nm eyery
election district the irends OF pure election arrange
20 have competent person persona present AZ
every reaster ring Vce during the uays of reg,slry TO
that the rights OF voters aud the proyons OF rba
law are respected H. NEiisoS, President
il.g ~ :. - IL. N, BktKs, Secretary, ..
Of The N. Y. City Council vi POLITICAL Reform
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1873-10-15
PARTY PROSPECTS.
THE ONLY WAY TO PRESERVE THE REPUBLICAN
PARTY.


From TA> Indianapolis Journal tRep1
II rests with the party itself to decide its
future status and fate IL can easily retain the conf
dence OF the people aud the control OF the country If Il
will and it can easily forfeit them. Two things 1t
aud must do and these pretty much the whole
ground. First, it must nominate aud elect none but
good 10 Office. Second, It must introduce rigid
economy and general rerenehment IN the administra-
ton OF Affairs The tendency of the times to extraya
Snnce. both public and private Tue expenses Of the
National and most Of the State Governments are more
than they ought 70 pe ana Se be ncone
are heavily taxed and everything calls for economy
and retrenchment IN General State, local. and municipal
Governments The Republican party has the power TO
enforce this reform, and must do IT, Republican Pres
dent and Congress were elected last year on hs pledge
Ously thoroughly IL is than matter OF honor to
do it matter involving the existence of the party
res be put back 10 the old figures far as be
consttutionaly done. IL there any sneoures, LET
parm SG be cas down to the possible figure and
every supernumerary clerk and employs OF the Govern
pnbcqn party and this 1t must dO or it will lose and
deserve TO lose It's prestige and power
THE INDEPENDENT PARTY IN CALIFORNIA.
From The rrGResco Bglstta (Essp.), SepL 20
The Independents yesterday laid the f0un-
dation for more than local party Neither
the Republican nor the Democratic part could have
cipes which the next victorious national party must
stand 70 & % se O s'e a 6
Republican party as az pre- sent organized will survive
Grants second term 81 %e 1ry sCf tb ave- e pee
cratic party in fits present condition. in any condition
which ii viii be likely 10 attain VIII take the lead IN the
next national canvass The Republicans will have had
lease OF power for l6 years They cannot renew that
lease according to the present outlook Ii Grant non
mated Tor third term desperate expeqlent, the
whole country would be aroused IN opposition. fhe
issues which the platform of the Independents make are
substantially those which being raised by the good
men of both the old parties all over the country Who
ever against these declarations makes his light on
the losing SIDE he will be found resisting right,
numbers, and popular sympathy. Great questions are
forcing themselves upon the country. How to deal
Sha1n DI
monopOes the tariff with all Its abuses civil Service
Reform which is waiting for some party honest aud III.
dependent enough TO carry out i principles the land
grant and subsidy abuses, which have threatened TO
6aus the national domain by transferring all the arabic
public land a few great eOrpOTatlons-es and other
Issues will challenge the Judgment Of every voter in the
country at an early day. Men everywhere saying,
for this new departure That which Is good local
way is good when applied 70 national affairs.