, 1873-10-12

100000 ftl,o number of tho remnant) and you
f,nvo tho amount Of conaionco TINT remains In
thq Board since u wont out 9f tho board; IL
excluded from tho Chambor TINT no ts " ]n.
bnrng u,,tler 1T Of montal depression"
Outside Ia not tho sumo aH suicide by nny
mon1u. For If t1lcro ie ANYTHING the ohi,
repadiatcs. It Ia ono thing moro thans another.
hua blundored simply. Success is duty
On, for example, American iron, which ia
~ WE'LL hpnoTEorED
by high prices tn this country, TINT itB manufao
Jurors nre enabled to take lower price,, IN Tor
eign countries. Tho Chicago Of The Mnnufac-
turor takcs nll tho clothing on the back Of Tho
Gcgo Of The %n ,tt"r and G o9neF oesgo sg
back and bare-lleadod. Once thera was M Irish
1nnn. He undertook to NOV with scytho for
the first timo; hut in tnk!ng tho soytho from
arod ha nsok at his heqd game If witt with and
looking up ut him roproaollfmlly from hin feet.
You cnn apply this to tho Chicago Of tho Farmer,
or to tho Chicago Of the Carrior, according rs
you may prefer raising stock or wearing stock.
Both do both.
d. 1t iH trio, restrain the manufacturer Of rail-
way-iron from charging what The People regard
NJ too litle for it hut they compensate for tint
charging what Tic People regard M too much
for rido ovor it.. Besides, II there IL any ono
thing THO People would rather door 30 . fishing,
this Ia the movement for them. In tho language
Of their own champion Tempus fight Epluri-
bus Yeoman III tho thief Of tmo, and Erin GO
braw1 when Johnny comes marching home.
fFrom What | Know about Turning out tho
| Enfranchised Agriculturists for the next Con
oral Election" by I. Amsmith.] Tho Chicago
OF tho Bulls mid Bears iB Similar logically spealt-
ing. Upon tho principle OF the greatost good to
| tho greatest number. other things boing equal,
tho conceal themselves collectively by exposing
| themselves individually. Ho goes out with a
kick mud 4 winl.. The approve at tho gutter,
sometimes callod tho street," what they re-
provo under tho omaciatod night-gown with tho
| wet. yellow eawtluBt.
Speaking Of
| THE OHloAdo OF THE TRAVELLER
| 1t 10 true Tint you cAn 60 from one extreme to
| another OF London iu 4 few minutes, amt that
| you cannot 10 from ono extreme to another IN
this Grcat Tlace (oxcopt aa respects climate and
opinious) in loss thnn several hours-Bay twenty
| four. But then wo never boast Of our progress,
or Bnoor ut tic aloth Of othor natious, Us oshe1
nations do. Wo never, Hike thom, dart about
foroign countries, writing homo smart dcscrip'
tionH Of their bacswardnoBs In locomotion, etc.,
etc., etc., oto., otc., bcoAuse NO know worry VOL
by experience how enthusiastically wo jog alone
III orr one-horse Way over the smooth rails oi
our Ohcngo Of tho Engineer, which might, If she
only would, call attention occasionally to hel
"modorn conyonioncos." Ono OF these is the
convenience Of keeping ourpublio thoroughfaroE
FREQ and equal to steam trains aud horse cars
or legs. Your horse has tho choice Of gettin{
frightened out Of your vita. by tho flag which il
shaken In hin fnco, or by tho pulls, snorts, ant
hiBses OF tho locomotive
Tho Devil" Copy enough, git !"
The Oynic--" Thank you." GExeunt hoth.1