The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-07-23
Variety.

A4ua41 lAlks OF e1pelAng the Jesults.
Tbe Fourth Gospel set to music has beer
found among some fOurteenth-century relics il
Holland
A young husband handed bis wife dozen but
tons he other day. and asked her to put shiri
70 then
lev pots Of canned meats and one shirt pat
tern mike up the list Of Names contribution to
TIE Vienna Exposition.
A Chicago paper tells Of couple who married
IN thai city after three hours acquaintance, but
doesn't expiain why they waited so long
A share IL the business was promised cashier
of bank recently. Does that include the en-
bszzieuisnig = be modeslly asked of the astouish-
ed dreciors-
Governor Washburn Of Wisconsin, 10 recent
message called church fairs charitable gift enter
prises. etc the schools where gamblers are
mace and recommended a law to break them
up
A neEro was put upon the stand as a witness,
and the iudre inquired il he understood the ma
ture o. "a oath. For certing, boss" said the
citizen; Il sEear TO a lie must stick to him r.
A Troy dentist became emotionally insane
wine repairing front tooth for pretty woman,
and kissel Der. she told her husband, and be
~eni round and borrowed $500 Of the dentist on
long time
Mr- EiEur Wright proposes that there shall be
a revised common school edition Of the Bible
from which edition every thing shall be left out
10 Ehieb good citizen Of any or no religious
creed coaid object
A young man disguised as a woman has been
selling oorssts 10 The Oshkosh ladies' He sold
nearIy hundred TO members Of the first families,
saa himself fitted the garments TO the plump
b1sis oI bic customers.
Pretty bad under foot to-day" said one citi.
zsu 70 another. as they met in the street Yes,
bsi IFS sne overhead" responded the other.
Tr1e enough. said The FIRST, but then very
lev are gong that way"
A san BsrnardinO. California, assessor asked a
woman how many chickens she had. and doubling
her E0rd. proceeded 10 count them. She took
hin 70 The beehive, kicked it over, aud invited
hiu 70 count the bees Hell take Koman's
To-d next tine.
Newspaper mistakes are scarcely unavoidable
Every Issue Of many journals involves the placing
OF 10000 types Out Of that number some will
De uron-ly placed. in spite of the best of care
A Piasburgh paper made rather ridiculous
blun5er lniely. and yet there was only one little
ls-ier ont Of place. The editor said The Le-
rislaiurs pasted sbe bill over the Governors
bead"
A vie whose sole idea of conjugal happiness
IS csuiere5 IN caresses, and deep looks Of love,
and moonlight rambles on the terrace, and the
tglllssi possible strain OF the apron-strings, and
Eho. iaiiag these manifestations, gives way TO
tears io rsbakes 70 Pettish sarcasms. to outra-
Eeous rsialIaiions, Is Of all women the one most
Ikeg 70 make an unhappy home, and to create
he enlargement which she begins by deplOring.
A THocEED CoxsdENcE.-And now comes
Etu-y t1 ibs effect that an Iowa Congressman
Eas 50 coBscie0oe-stricken because of his salary
siell ihat be couldn't sleep and so got up very
ea-g one morning recently and buried The money
10 sbe garden, and then went in to prayers with
lsrti heart We haven't heard Of any California
Coa-resszsn who have been seriously troubled
n this pIy-SaH jose Mercury.
A wonderful piece OF sewing machine work is
Cd exhibition At Norwich. Conn., consisting of
H-tiues couBeciea BY thread. There is piece
of cirzr BOX tuo thioknesses Of sole leather.
piece of lead an eighth Of Hn inch thick, nine
thi1knesses oE cotton goods, and piece Of tissue
paper. All The work was done without change
Of Eiich needle. thread or tension, and the stitch
Eas uE perfect II the tissue paper as in the lead.
A E.aEin-ton. Mass, owner Of hens noticed
thzi ons of them had Al immense crop, and pro-
curinr sharp knife made an incision and drew
fazih dishclOth. That's Just Ike hen. 1t will
ear znyihiuE il can swallow, and swallow any
thiug Il CAT get hold Of. 1t would swallow a
fence II il we're loose. and then step around back
ol ne h1uss 70 see L dinner was ready. Il is /
uilh hens as with story papers. everything is in
tbEr nscks.
AfiorneF-Geasral Williams argues that the |
Moose uzPtivss may be tried and punished BY a
EfiHisT commission for oFenses against the laws
and usures al CIVILIZED warfare committed before
thsT Es-s C1pfured by The United States army.
Genea SchoEel6 VIII be ordered 10 instruct Gen /
sa l1ris 10 organize sueh court for the trial Of
t1ust rlO violated the flag Of truce and aided in
-hs kiIiiag of oanby and Thomas The President
viI huus % pass On The finding Of this court be-
iuz szasuii11 q The Judgment.