The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-09-18

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house. 54Es lGgjgG d4lW a9ggEresgs i
The Ch!nesslaborers In Cuba obiectto be-
A4g paid In lpaPsr,u They cay II i. toe thin.
WHY is q SOLAR eclipse like a woman whip
ping her boys Became it's aiding Of the
Sun ~-"
~ ~ hSt requires moro philosophy than taking
things as they come? Parting with them a. a.
they GO. ol,.a a a 1IaI1 ,.5t i
The latest announcement for now music
n' Hush, Sisters Dying, with Pi4uo Accom-.
paDimeEt" .-,r ~. .......... .r....l.... !
Well. work away" said an industrious
1a!her. lyon know the prophet says, Hoe
every Ons that thirsteth'"
The little boy vita his first cigar and tho
trnckman win his gentle mule both tried 20
back her and couldn't. @ s
A morning paper speaks of .'.heymp IN
tne OUTSKIRTS, which may be interpreted
picking ladies' pockets"
John Br0ugham says Poe Ahontas invented
tht game OF poker. Is is remembered 6,..
"ne''y 'nAt smith called her on q bluff.
a Boston woman wanted to slope bp.
"nen her husband gave her money to vo 81 i.
Changed her mind--it took ALL tina rorosnc.
away, t''' "'
"eAre iearfully and wonderfully made. I"
astne man, quoting Scripture, said 10 his
A'lenu - Iney were locking at the akeletop
ola donkey. . +r. f. Ir... -..f. ...r-
Theodore Hook once said to man a,
whose tseis publisher got very tipsy. .vou
appear to have emptied your wine cnllar IN
to your bookseller. A"
ialthfnl brother in q Fairfield, Conn.
church, recently prayed for the absent mem.
oers who were PROSTATE on beds Of sickne.s
and chairs of weilness."
one OF the most tantaIizing thinus In i.
enah way" says the editor of the VaI,or
-derafd "is that Of being continually bitten
by an indiscoverasle nea."
A homssick San Franciscan, who is visit.
log the East, finds occasional relief by hayin
sand .qulrted in his face and down his back
with bellowS.--D anbury Necs.
Cereoi osplnal-mentngi.is is tough word
Tor teiegraphers to get hold OF on the wires
a sioux Cify lightning-jerker wrote it ont
CAraooo Spencer's Menagerie
A Western paper tells US that a fsyorite
hoiel Is to be kept this season at one of the
"atering-places ''bY the widow of Mr.
VINO died last summer, on a new improved
plan -
a rustic moralist. Rector going his rounds
An uncommonly fine pig, MIR. D!bbles. I
declare u Contemplating villager-"Ah.
yes sir, II We was only, all of us, as ft to die
as him, sir !"
Josh Billings gives the following advice to
young mep: Don't be discouraged II yer
mne0tash don't grow. 1t sumtimes hapens
that where mushtash duz the best nSthlug
elss duz 60 WE'LL
All the subtle Eumorlsts are not In Amer
lca A writer in the Pail MaG Gazette savs
'ns1 le" persons, probably, as rule, sleep
Sounder or enjoy so much undisLurbed repose
as night watchmen."
young man from the country s,annad
Dig copper cent under the nose of the stemn
clerk at the Trey post-ofice, the other dsv
saying: Il guess I'll take one of them ere
pastoral cards, mister ~
Within the past two years Detroit ramon
ter has shaken hands with thirteen eRna.lo
0i'lS, all displaying the same bountifuI
supply OF "shooting-irons," but every one
with different 'phiz."
In the advertisement of aladies' school IN
washington, retereLces are given to several
SeIunct gentlemen and ladies, but no inform
~'ion Is given through what medium the
references may be heal from.
O'd Scotch Lady Take a snuff. sir %,
gentleman (wI.h large nasal promontorv
""nt'y; DO look like snuffer p
U'u Lady "Well, Gamma jist say you do.
w." >, maui say ye haze grand accommoda-
lonely fellow advertises in a Cbio.,.o =.
"he' and intimates that he prefers
~ or GIRL The Louirville Courier-Journo
'eiiS niLn 10 take the first one who resnonos
ana ne Will be almost certain to get a poor
one. WV
Let 20 that jib-let go that jib, Quick p,
snouSed the captain of down east .sloon e.
ia" hand hand N squall "I ain't touoh
ing yer old j'b," replied jonathan, Indignant,
~ as ne Jammed his fists deeper into bis
trouserloons NO
a pennsylvania preacher, while holdino