Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1873-12-10
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ESQ dark and yetfso light" % the
man said wlIsuf he looked AZ HE ton
fof coal.
II one could be conscious of all
that 10 said of him In his absence, he
would probably become u very mod.
Get inaH Indeed.
The following sentence Of thirty
four letters contain all the letters In
tho alphabets John quickly exteni-
porixed Ave tow bags.n
TspIors FoRMALlrY.- A con.
Temporary says: ..llalf u dozen mur.
dcrers + m thi. city awaiting thr
tedious formality 81 acqniitai.'
A youug lady remarks that the
reason the peculiar equipases seen Al
watering places are called dog carts
Is that puppies always ride In them.
The tailor OF u Highland gentle
man has BEEN saving hc will bring
him q pair of trousers this ever SO
Hong. Sandy calls them Lreechcs oil
promise.
Nincteea OF every twenty persons
who write u family letter. after clos
Ing with an injunction to write
again as soon US you cnn," nit bacE
and tcvcutlv exrlsim "Ttank heaven,
that job is donef' =
NATURAL B~kDUCTIoN. - R"fiec.
tive Artisan-"Whai raft should you
think we're goiu', uiii!" More Re-
iective Artisan "At the 'dcat!
rate should ,sink. by the amos,
tccrtain!y q accident"
SLANDER.-Thcm au who attempts
to bring down aud depreciatc those
who are above him does moi thereby
elevate himself. lie rather lowers
himself, while Ihose whom he ira
,iuces are rather benefited than in
iured BY the saunders of one SD base
IA he.
ooh, Mary. my hear, is brcaking!'
said an Ahcr,seen invcr to his High
land Mary. 'Is it, inueed?" So
ruch the better for YOU" was her
quiet reply. why. my idol:" "De-
cause, Mr.. MicSinith, whca II j..
broken ou. and ont. you can sell the
pieces fer .u"ii;Gts."
A German WHO WAS asked i: lager
beer was Intoxicating. replied /:
We'll. irinks fro:l seventy to e,giiiy
glasses a dag, aud feels all straight
iii my upper story for any hiud ui
peesincs>, but | can't tell vat il would
10 mi, me- vat makes 2 swii!-tub OF
timsclf.'
GLOW did it happen that your
house WIS not blown away By that
hurricane last week ?' asked Il sricu-
life observer, who was following up
the trark OF tornado. Of u farmer,
whose house Iay right III the !iac oil
obstruction. II don't know" replied
the farmer, "unless its because
there's q heavy mortgage ou it,"
mo man yer had a better wife
than ! had,' said Il returned Culi!or-
.ian "S!ic was always kind to the
poor, AID TO all her relations. She is
mow in the graveyard, aud my judg-
meat is, she is well prepared Tor the
next world; aud for the good feeling
| had for her for over ;iity-six wears,
| have erected Il monument over Lcr
grayc weighing seven ~tum>,-al.l
twrnty-onc feet high. Ii is y sp!rl-
lid moEumcmt-cost ovv SAG Gua-
dfcd aoliGrs."
ENGAGING MANNERs.-TLerc are
a thousand engaging ways which,
every person I!a: put on vi;hnu
running the risk of being Declined
either affected or fnppish. The
sweet smile: the quiet, cor,i1lhow
the earnest movement ia addressing
IL friend, or more especially asir,nyrr
who may be recommended to us: The |
graceful attention which i. y, ,uIli.
waiting. When these are united with
sclt.pusscssion, they will ensure the
good i. gard oi all.