The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-12-06
NEW NOR WEsTERs.
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| get It.
One touch Of panic makes the whole
world shin.
"A Boston dry goods dealer advertises
financial crasl, towels.''
"A cannibal's epitaph-" Write me As
ONE who loves his fellow man.
Over *1,5OO,OOO worth Of diamonds
were sold in New York last year.
Mast charges *1O,O year and has a
ec'te btanehe for his Harper's Weekly pic
tues.
why is minister near the end Of his
sermon like a ragged urchin? Because he's
toad his close.
George Dolby, who was Charles Dick
ems business agent, is to put Mark Twain
through, his lecture tour in England.
-"Protccted Visccra'' is the new name
for patent insides. Western publishers are
il fair way to wear out the dictionary.
AT one of the London clubs rule has
ben made filming any member 81 who in
trstluces the subject Of the Tichbonc fraud.
George Law at forty-five worked as
day laborcr on the docks Of New York. lie
is now worth $4,000, 900 all lawful money.
The people Of Omaha are variously and
pleasantly alluded to by outsiders as Coma
hogs" "Omahosses,' "Omahorribles,''
| etc.
Mr.. IIalstcad thinks one reason SO many
folks visit old Jerusalem is that they despair
ofvisiting the New. Very likely. lie ought
I" know.
The Providence journal says that not 4
single dollar has been diverted from Sen.
Spagucs estate rs \ settlement upon his
vie and children.
Prussia has one physician for every 81
23t inhabitants, Austria has one in 4, ,355,
Hungary one in 5,942, while Russia has but
one for IA. 1GG people.
One effect ofthc hard times is to knock
down the price Of cofiins twenty ler cent.
Any one who wants to die for his country
nov can bc stored away ut reasonable fig
ures,
The rallylng cry in Kansas. upon which
newspapers Of divers views are unanimous
is 'Let no man he elected to Office who
owes over five years subscription to y local
paper
Dear young friend, when there comes
over you feeling Of lespon.lcncy, Of deicc-
ton. Of dissatisfaction with the world, do
not sit down and nope your life away.
Take some pills.
The Savannah Republican advertises
the first shad Of the season, fifteen and q
half inches long, served up at the Marshal
House, the entcrprisins steward Of which
paid $65 for it!
Frederick Augustus, who succeeds to
| the throne "r S"v"mv 10 So" lid. II. va" ~
,.:., last birthday. and was married long
time ago to the Princess Caroline Of the
house Of Wasa.
--General Washingt"n's family bible is
advertised for sale. 1t is in three large
quarto volumes, and the public are gravely
informed that it was presented to Washing
ton by the author.
Those old soakcrs never lack for argu-
mcnts. Lately one replied t" temperance
lecturer by the following poser: eff water
rOts the soles of your boots, what effect
must it have on the coat "fyour stomach ?"
A Western paper. in describing an ac-
cident, recently, says. with considerable
can,lor, :: Doctor Crawford was called, and,
under his prompt and skilful treatment the
young man died on Wednesday night
The Christian Ne,rs 0nd Conrifr says
that " the man who is thoroughly in earnest
has no time for personal adornment.' If
that he SO. We have many long haired loaf
crs about our streets who must he terribly
in earnest.
"A colorcd preacher in translating to his
hearers the sentence, "Thc harvest is over,
the season is ended, and thy soul is not
saved" put it: "Dc corn has been cribbed,
dere amt any more work, and dc debbil is
still foOln' wild dis community
An old, rough clergyman, once took
for his text that passage Of the Psalms, g. l
said in my haste al men are liars" Look
ing up apparently as if he saw the Psalmist
standing before him, he said ' You said
it in your haste, David, did you? Well, if
you had been here, you might have said it
after mature deliberation.''
| Amateur Granger verses:
How doth the little busy pi:
Improve each shining hour.
And gather sanra:es all day
From every opening flower.
| And when the shades Of twilight fall
lie OH his rOOst doth ny.
And sings his pretty evening hymn
| ROOT. little pig. or die
I'm all the Buddhist temples is tall and
broad-leafed lily, which stands directly Oh
the front of the altar. Its idea is rs beau
full as its workmanship: it represents that
just as the pure white flower may grow out
of tho mire and filth, and blossoms into
loveliness, 50 may the heart Of man raise
| bNoCA1 1uVNC OuC WICACSdItCSS blNA SVlluvtbVss
of the world unto state Of spotless pu-
rity.
Cuba has but little over one million in
habitants, but in 1869 her imports were
forty-thcc and half million dollars, and
her exports fifty-scven millions. In 1870.
despite the war, her sugar and tobacco
crop was valued at t75, ,oO0, 900 gold, and the
amount Of capital represented in the pro.
duction Of these two articles Of export was
computed at es0O. .Oco. 900. or $1,000. 900.
600 gold.
An intinerant preacheer being invited
to hold forth in one Of the early settle
ments Of Virginia, took for bis text the
words, "Though after my skin worms de-
stroy this body, yet in my flesh shall see
God" He divided his text in into three
parts, thus: '.First, The skin-worms; sec
ondly, What they done: and thirdly, What
the man seen after he was eaten up
"A Paris letter tells . NapeleOnic anec-