The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-02-14

q double barreled shotgun against his
ear.
The Oregon Woman Suffrage Con-
vention is now in session in Portland.
We believe Albany is not represen-
ted in that mellifluous body.
H. Simpkins, of Douglas county,
has broken leg. It's mean horse
that will kick its own master that
way, and ought to have the epizoo.
An Oregon exchange blows about
devoted wife who sat up all night
with dying husband with no COM
pany but copy of Jack Sheppard.
A San Francisco woman is suing
for a divorce on the ground that
when she was married she was drunk
and didn't know what she was about.
Messrs. Montgomery IL Comfy are
shipping lumber to this city from
their mill in Douglas county, and
selling it in this city at paying prices.
Mrs. Laura Shootinger Fair is
coming to Oregon on a lecturing
tour. Vow all you fellows who don't
want to be shot, keep in out of the
wet.
A Nevada man now has to have
his liberty jeopardized just because
his wife happened to be in the way
of a hatchet which he threw across
Che room.
Spotted Tail is the man for the
times. He has disposed of four
mothers-in law, and whoops for the
scalp of the fifth. He will lecture
for $50 per night.
Tn vote in Forest Grove Precinct,
last week. the license question was
carried by one majority and the tee
totallers over there are all after that
one ungodly man.
And now the Bulletin calls the edi-
tor OF the Roseburg Pattagrdph an
"insect." The next name will pro-
badly be "pismirc. That's more
definite, you know.
Several citizens went into the Mo.
doc fight independent OF the sol
diers. "just TO clean ont the Injuns
you know" Bu. thus far they don'i
clean out wofadam.
The State Board of Education
under the new school law is duly
organized. The Board consists o.
the Governor, Secretary of State ant
State Superintendent.
Dutch Frank" sporting man
and former resident of Portland
was murdered in Virginia City on th,
evening of the Sd inst. His rea
name was Frank Bolin.
1t is thought at Salt Lake, thai
Brigham Young's thirty-seven wive,
and one hundred and seventeen
children will he weeping over hi
grave before next summer.
Two hoodlums in Lane count,
blackened their faces with charcoal
and ate apples in spelling school
They ought TO have been tickled will
an ox-gad or famed with clapboard
When o Walla Walla merchan
gets in debt, he simply ADVERTISE
tha. his "safe has been robbed" ant
his creditors are at once willing t.
take twenty-five cents on the dollar
The Sandwich Islanders all knocked
out two Of their front teeth in regrc
for the death OF their late King
We suppose now that tough mission
aries won't be SO easily "chawed" b,
them.
There are said to be suspicious
that the terrible murder in Yamhil
county was committed by Hasbrook
hired man, and that the story of th'
two burglars in the granary is ;
myth.
In view of the Presidents ex
: pressed determination to wipe on
polygamy in Utah, the Mormon
swear they will defend their faitl
even into death. We will now Sc,
who will win.
Thos. Bozart, of Swnomish, "
T., became too familiar with Julian
Olney's wife, and now Thomas sleep
! in the valley. Julian gave himsel
and his little gun over to the sheriff
and jury will acquit him.
Pancho Valencia, convicted of th
| murder of Joseph Hewitt, was hum
in Solano County, California, a fey
days ago. He protested his limo
cence to the last, and met the terribl
r death with unshaken fortitude.
A Eugene school-teacher makes hi
e appearance in the school room wit
e o pipe in his mouth, putting like
! Mississippi river steamer. and ot
casionalE suspends operations t
r procure "chaw" from some one {
r his pupils.
g The Jacksonville Times has thi.
"It is rumored that Capt. Jack. Scal
d faced Charley, Sam. Colver, Eliza
9 Steele or Shack Nasty Jim will |
!. appointed on the Peace Commissio