The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-10-22
Variety.

PoliticL Pedosirianisu-ROnning for Office.
TIE creased Paths-AIlOpath and hOmeopatb
QuEu-Whai is The circumference Of the
ulsle o. tine.
Tie az Of jaries-Nsuy are called but few
are chossu.
czH mar be said 70 pay as he goes if be sleeps
O. si1k
Glria- never marry doctor. or you will be tied
dlg and uighi % your Piller-"
S0as Preaebsrs would make fine martyrs !;
tssg ars 20 DRY they would burn well.
Wig Is sn eraBd-boy ike an old horse put up
a. Haan0u' Because he viii 60 for what be will
Ee-ah.
A pru5ent man. says a witty Frenchman,
is Iiks pm his head prevents him frUm going
tos lar
A Chicago bridegroom is reported to have
ven diamond PIN in his sbirt-bosom, and
SzriousK smile on his brow"
A grocer OF level Mass, has sagaciOus dog
Nho never sees anything being weighed on the
sanss Eiihout putting one foot on the platform
uud iruooeutly looking out At The door.
A li.iie boy, hearing The phrase that Matches
H-s mace IN Hearea, said "he should think they
eouid be made sasier in the other place, where
tbu brmsi0ne Ia This youngsters practical
turu q niad EiI probably save him IRON becom-
a gloomy ssoiHrian.
DozoR-'' an vel pleased 10 say, Mrs. Fiiz-
b-ovl, lhAs shall be able 70 vacciuate your baby
from very healthy child Of your neigbbor, Mrs
J0sss r Mrs. Fiiz roEu-- Oh dear, doctor
Iesaid not permit that We DO not care to be
zizsa sP via he Joneses IL any way"
WHATS that picture on 2 said cOuntryman
ir or bearing The other day in print store, to
tbs proprietor. who vas turning over some en-
g-usisrs ? That SIR said the dealer, lis Joshua
eoaaH1diug The sun 10 stand still" Do tell
Vel. Which is Josh and which is bis son? 2"
MHtsz Of fishing tackle. whose season is near
n hand complain or the scarcity Of feathers for
sbs zaauiaoture OF artificial flies One Of them
Szys tbli al The feathers have Howu TO the heads
q uozes. Eho are little better than artificial flies
tksusslres, viii the hooks veg wen concealed.
-Fe- NH read blOOd has heretofore been
t1zrhi The drOllesi erralum ever printed, but the
E1l5riar n The SsElonai BGptisf is almost as
roo5 : Plsase read dfheistic instead of Gpos-
ak near the clese ol an article on Woman Suf-
sr-rs in The N B. Of June 26lh.''
A report Of m oldfeshioned sermon says
-JEs al ibss point be stopped speaking few
aozs1is. Eiped his forehead. turned back his
wristbands, ran his fingers through bis bair, spit
nus rdbbed hIs boot in it, drank little water,
comzeaosd on lover key, and proceeded as fol-
l0uS"
A dssi5edly rough looking individual applied
fa-a license as a teacher OF school not far from
Troy recently. DO yos think yOu can manage
. sshooig inquired The examiner. Well. |
r1sss % said the applicant, imperIurbably; I" II
osn-,. kin knock spots out OF the youngsters"
The vacancy sin exists
RErExsE Is SEEEI.-A man recently had rea-
sou to beliere that his wood pile was disappear
M u1-e rapidly than it Onght even in s Yer
mont winter. and accordingly dOctered certain
stick. and pat il IN a convenient position for ab-
ssrzc; On Next morning there was an explosion |
n Hn asirhbor's cooking-stove that sent the
hzsh and b1SSSbsaf cakes flying about very pro-
Eiso1ooslE-
Tuz ArEsDE-A lampIigS.er in the country
vas iaisly takeu before the mayor OF charge Of
uriuz slept on his post. aud thereby failed 20 ex
sinrussh the lamps Al daylight The man admit
led lie charge. but said that he would make
sasnas % the city for the cost Of the extra
rus br shu-ezftsr extinguishing The lamps earlier
r,ourA 70 more than make up fOrIt
sorr-Hrxs NV We've got something new
Al ou- houss. eleeFsIly exclaimed errand-boy,
oss suy hast Eesk. rs he entered the shop where
he ums empIoyed- What is it, blandly in.
Ousrss his master. thinking, perhaps, it was
bshT. or sonothing Of The kind Oh. my sister
!, n broke out with the smallpox" was the de-
Hrhiss reply. The firm have secured the servi-
ed q ass er-1nd-boy-
Arrruc.x STrux OF ADrEETTsIxe.-Russia
rus Ezrlund are exchanging grOEls, and perhaps
h.ro-s ruuur months are passed Europe may be
-.-r 1o-s courulsed with war. Russia threatens
E-rsrus's India possessions. which must be pro
s--s-s Ruiur il she confidence Of one Of the
Russius statesmen We can inform our readers Of
RI i.t chef reason IN thus encroaching upon
Tua she wants 10 get the receipt for making
tar -uai murIiraiswny. She can't get it, 50 must
~, Porse-. Doraids0a & Co. corner Of Hslleck
.nf suusous streets. and bay what she wants i