Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-03-28
Facts and Philosophy.

II AiiC hoiAic ltGull-HafkH'x aOOuI Win tue
baby at midnight. !.
81 Six simultaneous applications Tor divorces
enianate from one family in MaYsyille, Ken
! lucky. 56..t ~
4 Arnold adage saw, 4 Truth lies at the bot.
tom Of the well. which is very good place
Il for il to do its lying. M,
When q Kansas lawyer quotes Latin to The
n jury, he Is fined by the judge for '.profahity
and contempt
Henry Ward Beechcr says that poor mar,
with plenty OF cheek will get along better
! than modest man with $4,000. ~
i Old lady, q see you recover umbrellas -
Shopman. . Yes. MIN, lots of 'em, ~ Old
lady, II want the one l lost lasl Monday
The Kentucky Legislature has triumphed
i over any aetien of the Roman Senate. 1t has
! passed a law to fine aud imprison baggage
/ smashers. 4.0a t5hHgf s5. st.i...3..
| There is no tin made in this country think
OF that when you throw an oyster can away.
ur pitch an empty sardine box over in your
neighbours back yard. ,,;....
Memphis consumes 200 bushels of chewing
gum annually, most OF which is pressed be-
tween the jaws Of young girls who have no.
| thing else to love nor caress. ...l..5 -s,.-
Chicago boy made very handsome
snowman, about seven feet high, on Satur7
day, and robed it with his mothers $50
Paisley shawl. lie is saddest when he sits.
Alta recent meeting of the guardians OF
the poor OF Philadelphia, it was reported
that 4,024 persons were in the almshopse; d
larger number than ever before known. ....it
A Baltimore jeweler tried TO hang himself
4hc other day because stranger swindled
him out Of $1,000. The rope broke and the
je#eler is Hepeftant.
Onions are SIG barrel in New Orleans,
and when woman whose husband refuses
her lew dress, wants to indulge in good
cry, she is compelled (unless wealthy to fall
back on common horse-radish. :.
Mrs. McCord, "a Dubuque woman, is wor-
rying because she cannot get .her hands in
the hair OF her husband, a beautiful blonde,
with fhlse teeth and false heart, who has
deserted her. tss.f sE4l i9 sassa
Eight retired butchers lead society In Phil
adelphia, being the wealthiest individuals
there, and save consuming passion for tripe,
they are not eccentric, but genial and pleas.
ant gentlemen to. visit.
An ingenious Wisconsin tenant has Kept
the wind out Of his house aud Increased inter-
ma warmth by pouring water over the out.
side until lie had made an impcrvious ccat-
ing of ice.
An Arkansas farmer, was absent -minded
enough to leave his pet panther and his
mother in-law at home while he went to .
show, but much to his anger and amazament
the old lady was alive and the panther was
dead on his return. ,456
The x-Queen Isabella, of Spain, met her
husband for the first time in several years at
the late funeral of the Duke de San Ricardo,
iii Paris, and showed him his little. taby
which was recently born. Itsis evident that
love arinihilates distance. lt ~
ssMy br,idders,'' said a wagglsh colored
man to a crowd, "in all afflction, in all OBJ
your troubles, dar is one place. you can
always find sympathy" 'sWhare whar ~
shouted several. $ In de dictionary" he re-
piled, rolling his eyes skyward. 5l
A Titusville father, who sold his oil before
hard times struck the region, and wi Q has "a
quartette of beautiful daughters, has worn
out the toes of four pairs Of boots, this win
ter, helping the young men down the icy
steps Of his residence, who have called to
see his daughters. 5' ...ss. ..g. ..5 s.3@. =
A society for the suppression Of slang has
been formed among the pupils Of the girls
high school Of San Francisco. . Said d ,re-
porter to one of its members: 'sY Yoar object
S a pra:scworthy one. Do you think will
succeed IN eradicating conversational slangT
Said she: s. You bet" t..a
There is always something lacking for per-
ect human contentmcilt. Salisbury, CT. tor
example, has d beautiful new cemetery.
which it proudly regards as superior to
many of thr race courses in the state;" but.
llas there isn'ta doctor in the place, and the
most attractive vaults actually 60 begging.
A mnsic-master may properly beat time.
,ur that does not give him the privilege of
,eating his scholars. A Wisconsin singing
master has been aerestcd tor logging one Of
lis young lady pupils, who had been guilty
/ errors either in time or Of tune. Probably
e thought tllat the best way OF making her
ing out.
TIME wears slippers of list, and his tread Is
oiseless. The days come softly dawnlng one
liter another; they creep IN at the wipaowss
heir fresh morning air is grateful 70 the lips
hat part to 1t, their music is sweet to the ears
i listen to it; until before we know 1t,
,hole life Of days has possession of the cit.
del. and time has tsaef us for its own. a
Two 81 the employees Of q Chicago hoter
ave had fanng ou:, all abouta woman.
nd things aaye been placed on war footing
| tIe,:lltch.' The pastrg cook rools out
ie -slst with a policman's cluds the first
eat cook stirs his soup with a navy rcsol-
II; the vegetable cook slices up cabbage
ith q bcwIe-knife. and the rest of the en- 2
oyees keep behind tables and stoves as iEa
"A WELL known Cofneettdf .nsergysnan l
IA deacon who insisted apon leading the
nging at the prayer meetings. He was
eat blunderer- and he sang an the melsn!
oly tunes Ne could think Of, The hymn
as gfven out; s /, lssa i 5stA
i love 70 steal sshsis A,lib sway. aisa
10 deacon begaias. Iloveto stedf' to Near,
here he hr'oke down. Hs Started with Dun- I
60 love to steal. The third time he i
mmenced and broke down. when the pas. 4
| arose and gravely said. II ain sorry ier, !
! brothers propensity win s'me brother n:
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