The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-09-04

Ahai . orc Dub puGW Things d udu uoc
in this lifes-be they good, bad. or indiffer
cot, but what can be traced to self-luv.
Rozes and thorns gro on the same bush
and kluss together.
w hat kan yu say Of man wuss than
tew cali him hipokrit and tyrantf "A
Flattefy IL O poor artikle to>deal IN.
bkauze there IL no man who il worthy of
it but what dispizes it.
Jist az soon az a man lozes all hiz
property, then we all ov US reckolekt at
once that he. was alwus kussid phool.
The man who il humbl in prosperity
and brave in adversely il az mulch abuv
the reach of fortune az an angel IL abuv
temtashun.
hav hats. One IL a shocking bad
one ard the other IL gem, and uotIss
when hav the gem on git double the
mods, on the avenue. from pedestrians. !.
Thare IL lots ov folks who are no use
tew yu only when you are on the topmost
wave, and then their voices are lost In
the general chorus.
Take all the vanity and selphishness
out ov man, and there amt mulch ov
anything else left.
| Good clothes make the impreshun, but
they don't make the man. 4
/ hav got patient rite way tew in
duce people tew be happy. 1t il this,
make every boldly think they are better
oph than yu are.
After all, the world pays their gratest
homage to virtew and branes-thank
God for this
A man may hav branes and yet not
make a hat, but he can't make hit IN
less he haz the branes.
1t IL kind ov phunny that the more
christianized the world bekums, the
more laws, and officers of the law, We hav
tew kav.
1t ought few kure emmy ov us ov pride
and ambishun when we reflect that the
grave duz not more effektually hide oul
boldly than it duz our memoriz
He IL ritch whoze welth satisfys biz
wants. and he liz poor whoze welth don't.
Adversely haz the same effekt on a
man that kold time haz on the arly
grain, it checks it at the top, and makes
it take root
Ridikule haz no power aginst truth
and it wont hay aginst pholly unless it IL
honestly and smartly did.
Take the people all out ov it. and this
world would be a delitefull phase to liv.
The only way tew convince a phool Il
to outtalk him.
|
sekrets kept in fust hands since the daze
ov Adam.
/ Lazy men are alwuss konseited krit
ters. la'A' ti,i3s ~
About the tightest spot man kan gil
into il WHARF he kant blame emmy boldly
but himself.
If there wa mt nothing but truth in the
world we could git along with one third
| oy the lanpuapn yya 1Sn now
A prudent man IL one who trusts II
4 God, and keeps his eye on the pot wheI
its bileing.
i If there want no Ignorance there
would be no prejudise, for everything
would be valued jist ackordin to its worth
Mi yung friend. yu may Civ every mar
yu meet the whole ov the road if yu hay
mind to. but yu must not expekt to gil
emmy kredit for it.
SANDER IL a poisoned AFRO, shot by &
concealed howard.
A sophist seems tew be party who
having suckcecded in cheating himself
IL anxious tew serve others In the same
way.
Pedigree may be ov sum use tew
rasehorse, but ov what use it kan be teV
man liz MYSTERY tew me.
SImpllslty IL one ov the most diffikuli
things to acquire, while forid stile i,
the eazyest. ~
81. / fairly envy the kredulity of sun
pholks. They will let the same dog bigh
= them In the same place times, and de
=klare it IL good joke. -,t
lnever allow emmy man to beat me il
politeness. If the most humble man OF
the street tutches hiz hat tew me, tutcl
mine in reply.
Phools are just as necessary in thi
world az lightning rods are.
Edukashun il good thing generally
but most pholks edukate their preju
dices.
The older we gro the less we are Gel
tain ov.
Fun liz suggar-coated phissick.
Ekonemy IL the mother In law ov hap
piness.
Thare IL nothing half so sad az re
morse.
Talent thrives on the krumbs tnat fal
from the table ov genius.
Our wants are the source ov all GU
\ joys and all our woes.
lew eat and drink IL all the knoledgt
or virtew human being il Dorn with
the rest he has tew learn.
Everything that man can honestl,
| git in this world liz the gift ov God. =
Thare amt no logick so powerful a.
necessity. Yorh Weekly.