Northern Ohio journal. [volume] (Painesville, Ohio) 1872-1896, 1873-10-04
MEL.ANGE.

That the heart in me breast is fast slippin
s'Tis you that kin fiatter," Miss Biddy replies,
And throws him glance from her merry blue
"Arrsh thin,'' cries Patrick, f''tis thipkin .av
That's makin' me heart-sick, me aariint, that's
Sure Tve waited a long while to we this
And Bidds' is' Maioneyl he asich i foine name. am,
Cries Biddy, ssIIave done wild yertaikin'. pray.
Sure me hearts not me own for this many, a day!
" 10 thinks there is n no one like Biddy Moiloy;
SO don't bother me, Pat; jist be aiSy; "sass she.
Its bit of Il firt that We are on the sIy got
IN not trouble ye more, but ri bid ye good-bv'
Arrah, Patrick, cries Biddy, "and where ye
Sure i isn't the best ay good, manners 1ye've
To lave me so suddint.' .och, Buddy. cries
"You have knocked the cock feathers jist out av
''come bask, Pat" says she. .'what for, thins''
'sBekase 1 meant You all the time, sirY, says
Lake Champlain threatens to submerge
all the real plains in its viciHity.9 t'L
Boston has again brought CRATE fires
into vogue to attract visitors to its hotels.
The Western Order of tsPatrons of
Husbandry'' very naturally includes
women.
Portsmouth, n. H., means to send its
Photographic carte-de-yisite to its name
sakes in England and Ohio. SIS -
While young Master Wessill, of Rich
| mOnd, Ind, was riding a baulky horse
the brute SHE'D and threw him, breaking
a Wessil in his neck.
1t is suggested that the District of
Columbia be governed by the President;
which would be another opportunity for
the President to get his little eommiss-
ion. r..t....f s. ,,..,, ,,,,.,....,.
Beavers are said to be again appearing
on some rivers in Canada, where thev
had been extinct for over half a century.
but their skins are not SO valuable now
as then. m s ff5 aail.e f
All the Russian troops engaged i'm
Khiva are to be decorated with a silver
medal. From this it would seem that
the troops are very small or fhe medal
very large. gieaiiaaiseq sinii 7'1fa
Yarmouth, Mass, pays IS cents hog
heads for drinking. water; which in-
creases the use of other beverages and
produces more "bloaters" than Var
mouth has ever known before. SET i''
A Chicago octogenarian, Mr. Horace
Chase, has written book i'm which he
has gathered together all the words in
the English language ending in, t"tion."
A Baltimorean who was refused
nights lodging in a station -hotise the
other night, immediately secured the de-
sired accommodation by going out and
throwing bricks at a railway train.
Miss Smiley, the Quakeress preacher,
has been recruiting at Saratoga. Smiley
smiles when anybody hints to her that
she is confoI ming to the ways of the
fashionable world, and replies that Col
made Saratoga. -. ,,,,,,z 7....,-
At the recent Maine Hospital Fair a
lady who was examining the triplets
| was cautioned by the nervous mother to
be careful n how she handled them.
Don't be afraid" said the lady, 81 am
Ia twin myself" as.e ,.s;.,f4.f 7.,,
The power of women is finely illus
| trated in the case of Kentucky girl,
| who flirted with locomotive engineer
and so distracted his attention that he
neglected the boiler, and an explosion oc-
CURED, killing three men. ~. h.sr.
A fond husband. in Michigan lately
left will bequeathing to his widow the
rope with which he had committed sui
eide; feeling, perhaps, that nothing
would be more likely to inspire her with
pledSduteT dSsOcldLiOnS. .s- 1T s-a.stf Ell
A colored murderer in Chicago has
just been sent up for five years. He
would have been hanged but for two ex-
tenuating circumstances-he did not Kill
his man with a razor and he proved that
negro's skull could be fractured. s7
A father i'm MASSACHUSETTS who grew
impatient the Other evening at the pro-
longed stay of an ardent admirer Of his
daughter, entered the room, and invited
| the young man to stay to breakfast. The
young man declined the invitation.
| At certain times in the day an iris is
to be family seen in the spray of the
fountain in Washington Park. A little
child, who was just beginning TO make
jokes, thinks it must have been put
there by some Of the 0sIrisman" employ
ed about the grounds.
BY recent regulation of the New
York Central Railway corpses must pro-
cure their tickets before entering the
train, and be prepared to show them at
each way station. This rule Is rendered
necessary by the frequent attempts Of
deceased passengers to- travel as ''dcad-
heads" 81 tt -atfs@a
A party of religious young men i'm
Eastern Canada purpose to establish "a
religious convent on the highest peak of
| the New Hampshire mountains. They
are going to import some Mont st. Ber-
nard dogs from Switzerland, and will
have French cook and a cellar of choice
wines. , ....5 ts.,,s
The Young Mems Christian Associa-
treated an astounded an open-air audi
ence to along discourse against religion
from an avowed atheist, whose striking
resemblance to a certain exemplary
church member, led the chairman TO in
sist on his addressing the meeting.
Some fractious individual insists that
the blonde beauties of the footiightS
dress their yellow hair with, curry pow
der; upon which another wants to know
whether they use curry combs in making
up their head ''fixings." The idea Of
the curry-powder arose probably from
the fact that the sweet creatures look so
saucy.
An old lady residing in the interior of
Long Island has reached her niuetieth
year, and bids fair to be centenarian.
She attributes her longevity and won-
derful health to regular exercise in q
swing, which she has taken every day
for over eighty years, except Sundays,
when she will not allow her rswinger to
work. 3- 5 a-a.,s. yfts.
Our incorrigible, having been pur-
suaded to listen to a sermon from a
showing pastor" (and he parenthetical-
ly remarks that most city pastors do
keep moving during the watering-sea-
SOM, says that he didn't notice any tears
taat were 'sshed," but he did observe
the (y)awning of the congregation;
which perhaps comes to about THE same
thing. And now the reverend gentle
man feels inclined to ssput \ Mansar,l-
roof on his calumniator.
A great chronological problem has
been solved in The discovery that the
''original John Smith" was native of
Connecticut. His homestead, it appears
is at Washington, in that State and
therein assembled n few days ago, 40 of
his direct descendants to hold ''cen-
tennial celebration of the Smith family"
Countless millions will rejoice In thus
acquiring anti Darwinian certainty of
their origin. m ,iiqs's 4'l
How the hustle Of the period saved
young girls life Is thus told by the Lam
caster Pa Express, the parties being
Mr.. Musser aud Il Philadelphia lady:
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