The Volcano lubricator. (Volcano, W. Va.) 1871-1879, 1873-10-28
The --latest Suspensions.

The Danbury Nc;as is responsible
for the following recital OF peculiarl,
domestic character:
We are n particular people. When
we place ANYTHING down we want 10
liud il just there when Ne look icr it.
We are very particular about this -
And when we do not place anything
lust there, WE expect 10 find it there
lust the same. And more so. Mr..
C"hls;yh look 4 bath SUNDAY morning
On coming from tile water refreshed
and strengthened. he put on his pants
aud drew the suspsnders over Lis bare
shoulders, and taking his soiiei cl"'h
Ing in his arms adjourned 10 the bed
room. lie,e he deliberately put his
und. r .hirt and fine liIen over the sus.
pender>, and loUSencd those articles
while he tucked in the garments. Then
ne looked for his suspende'S. lie had
carefully placed ;her on a chair, you
kEow-tha, chair right al The foot Of
he bed, and he looked there Tor them.
III il WAS perfectly Reasonable lie SHOULD.
They were no, there. however, Mr..
Cobiriyh VAS surprised. lie stared
very hard at the chair, and then tried
very hard to keep down ihe rising tenn
per. Then he looked in every corner
OF the room, and got down on lis knees
and peered under the Jed, and even
looked up at the ceiling, and out Of the
window. lie examined these LOCALITIES
not because he expected to find The
articles there. but Mr.. CoDIeiyh wished
10 show The world that tlere
was no intention on his part 10 be un-
fair in ,hi> matter He had lett those
suspenders Oh that chair, and as they
were not gifted with legs, some on
had removed hem. Mr.. Cobleigh was
so confident OF this that he deemed II
prudent 70 ST ike lht stand with his llrt
and lsll what ouga, TO be done 10 the
party who took the suspenuerS. Iii>
he did, and he called his wife. She
came up at once. Mr.. Cobleiah very
briefly related the loss, because he
hadn't time to talk much, and then.
proceeded to talk about nothing else,
Mr.. Cob!eish stood up and grated his
teeth. Then she searched the room.
which so exa>peraled him, us lie had
already made the search, and had lci'i
The susreuders on the chair, that lIe
tarllv inquired il she suppose he had
hidden the articles. This lei her 10
explain that she believed he had left
them some where else. DO YOU think
that Id lie about 4 pair su>re"ders:'
gaSped he, rs the a~ iul suspicion flash
ed upon him Mrs. Cobicish MAS moi
prepared to back up this proposition;
perhaps she did not consider it all, but
she VAS confident they had been mis-.
iald, and said So. while Mr.. CobIeish,
holdiug up his garments,danced around
in very III ious mannri. Finally 4
compromise was made with two strips
of woolrn cloth, with holes in the ends,
and the Cobleishs went 10 church i'll
no very happy STATE OF mind. Al night,
when MIR. Cohlelsh retired, and drew
of his upper wardrob. for tina, pur.
pose, ychepent exclamation attract
ed the attention OF Mrs. Cobic, III. who
looking around behins Il very shcepsh
looking man trying TO disensase pair
Of suspenlerS frr.n light titius un
dcrShirt. well, declare" cummenc-
Cd that lady,"I-" -" i'll ,ou just shu,
up, and so 10 bsd;' savascly demand
Ell Mr. CUb,s.sh. She did.