Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-02-13
Fruit buds are safe vet.

Warm Fax-Gctting $1,000 present
ed to you.
Cold Fax-Having it proven tina
you received it through corruption.
Isaac is now pulling the diape
class by asking them OK questions.
Tomorrow, (Friday) is St. Valen
tines day.
Good parlor game for this season o
the year-Courting.
A very fashionable situation
"Shat that door,"
Much wickedness abounds of which
we speak not.
We shall soon publish a listof"dead
BEATS" Look out for it.
The grave is nearer to-day than il
was yesterday. So is heaven Or
Pocket books open about as hard
now as ever we knew them. Some
won't open at all.
A girl in this town likes to make
bread because it cleans her hands so
nicely.
When a man begins to go down
hill he finds everything creased for
the occasion.
Our public schools are in a flourish
ing condition and look as though they
were well attended.
New subscribers keep coming in
We would be pleased to have some
o four old ones drop in.
Noble county, Ohio, boasts of not
having a single saloon. They are all
called "drug ~stoEes!" Blessed county!
General jackson first introduced
the use of cotton for breast works.
1t is used for that purpose still.
We think about fifty or sixty more
boys might crowd in the Post Office
during the changing of the mails.
Hash taken at this Office on sub
scription. We're awful hungry
For particulars see small bills unset
tied.
Money may be the root of all evil,
but it is the life of a newspaper, new
ertheless. Delinquents, bear this fact
in mind.
Some people act as if their ews
paper debts were like coffee, and
would settle themselves in time by
long standing.
Natural advantages are death to a
town, unless its citizens have enter
prise. An ounce of enterprise is
worth a pound ofnaturaI advantages.
The Ohio State law prohibiting any
dentist from practicing without q di-
ploma or certificate went into effect
the 1st of January.
Where is Nast? The New York
Sun says he is dead, and the great
Journal of Civilization" has not hon
ored him with a notice!
We have had some very delightful
weather since Mr.. G. FL. come out
and went back and pulled the hole
in with him.
An exchange correctly remarks that
one Of the strongest incentives to pro-
is to sharpen a soft lead pencil
in a hurry.
Billy Quinn, our new Clerk, enter
tered upon the duties of his official
on Monday last, to which po-
the "riff-raf and scum" of the
county, duly elected him.
Our Prohibition friends will thank
us for the information that the Prohi-
bition State Convention meets at Del
aware, Ohio, February l2, for the pur-
pose of nominating a State ticket.
More men grow cid from having
nothing to do than from overwork.
The running machine will keep bright
for years-the idle machine will soon
rust out.
The latest fashion among the ladies
now is a Observation-Disclosures
fooIativenessbehind. 1t only takes
yards of goods. nor or less, to
make 'em.
Any person wishing TO purchase a
bill of pine or red wood, "a be in
by consulting the local col
UNI of the last Eaton REGISTER: We
believe it is SO miles south of San
Francisco! Important.
A woman at Omaha dreamed that
a man would come along and sell her
some pills which would c1re her dys-
pepsia. Sure enough he came, and
she bought the pills, took two, and
was as cold as a hammer when her
husband came home.
Rev. E. B. Hammond, the great
R%evivalist, cantered through the
streets of Dubuke with his neither
limbs incased in scarlet leggins,
screaming "Come to Jesus!" and all
for 5000 a weekI
Experienced sportsmen predict that
one result of the late storm will he