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The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06
HUMOROUS.

A Utica boy who attempted to amputate
cats tail found that the absence of the
old woman who owns the cat is necessary
to the perfect success of such an expert
ment. His face looks as though Buffalo
Bill had settled IN old grudge against him.
An inquiring man hereabouts thrust his
fingers into horses mouth to see how
many teeth the horse had. The horse clos
ed his mouth to see how many fingers the
man had. The curiosity of each was fully
satisfied.
All the subtle humorsts are not in Amer
lea. A writer in The Pal Mall Gazette says
that "few persons, probably, as rule sleep
so soundly or enjoy so much undisturbed
repose as night Waterman.
Swift said the reason that certain uni
versity was learned place was that most
persons took some learning there, and few
brought any away with them, and so it ac-
| cumulated.
A man writing POLITICALLY of the weather
says: "Thc backbone of winter is brok-
en-, but the tail wags yet occasionally"
What an ass the fellow must have beer
who made donkey-engine and expected
to get horsepower out of it.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06
Personal.

Miss Annie l.. Park, sister of Hon. Y.
w. Park, is writing series of lively and in
tercsting letters from the Holy Land, for
the Bennington Banner.
Hon. A. II. Gilmore, of Fairlec, Yer
mont, died on Thursday last at the age of
6S years. He had been representative
and a judge of the Orange County Court.
Rev. r. A. Greene of Mortified, has
been called to the pastorate of the Univer-
salist church, of Portsmouth, N. H., at a
salary of 81 800.
Charles II. Vaughan has been appointed
Postmaster at Pomfret.
Rev. G. ii. Hubbard, of Bennington, re
turned on Friday last from his winters SO
journ in the south.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

a curious instance Of hereditary wicked
ness occurred near Grcensburg, Pa, last
Thursday. A boy of fifteen crushed the
skull of boy of nine years because he
would not deliver to the young robbcr a
pound of sugar After the body was
found. the murderer confessed and was
committed TO Jail. The criminals grand
father was hanged for murder, and his
father committed suicide.
We none of us know just how much OF
orr wickclness comes by nature and how
much from self-culliyation This boy
probably started in life with more than his
sime
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

The labor strike in Rhode Island Is
caused by combination of mill operatives
for the purpose of securing reduction OF
labor to ten hours day, or sixty hours It
week the customary time at present being
from eleven to twelve hours Il day. Most
Of the employers are opposed to the de-
mand unless attended with corresponding
reduction in wages, and should the opera
tiycS persist in refusing to work except at
their own terms, the strike will he attended
with loss to both parties, and with much
suffering to those who depend on then
daily wages for the support of themselves
and families. The statute law of Rhode
Island provides that ten hours shall consIi.
.tutc days work, unless special con
tract for other hours is entered into by tho
parties. This law, if enforced, ought tC
give the employees all the privileges they
have Il right to demand. They need worl
but ten hours if they choose, but the,
have not the right to prevent others from
voluntarily working longer, and they ough
not to have such right.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

Marriage should generally he an affair OF
two persons arranging But sometimes
relatives, in their earnest solicitudc for the
happiness of those near and dear TO them,
use active measures of prevention. A
young man in Belleville, Illinois, on Satur-
day night, secured his sisters happiness
forever by blowing out the brains of her
aflianccd. His reason for preventing the
marriage was that it did not meet his APP
proval. IL is not every sister who is blessed
with such pathetic brothcrly affection
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06
THE RUTLAND DAILY GLOBE TUESDAY MORNING. MAY 1873

REASONS WHY THE PAIN KILLER
Manufactured by
PERRY DAVIS & son,
IS THE BEST FAMILY MEDICINE or THE AGEl
And why 1t should be kept always near at hand.
list. PAIN-KILLER Is the most certain Chol-
era cure That medical science has pro-
duccd.
I'd. PATN-KILLER, as n Dlarrhma and Dys-
cntery remedy, seldom If ever falls.
Sd. PAIN-KIILER Will cure Cramps or Palms
In any part of the system. single dose
ufually effects cure.
dth. PAIN-KILLER will cure Dyspepsia and
indigestion, II used according TO drcc-
lions
9th. PAIN-KILLERi is an almost never failing
cure for sudden Colds, Coughs &c.
9th. PAIN-K1ILER has proved Il sovereign
remedy for Fever and Ague, and chill
Fever; IT has cured the most obstinate
cases.
It'll. PAIN-KILLER as a llnlment Is un-
equaled for Frost Bites Chllblains,
Burns, Bruises, cuts, Spralns &c.
sth. PAIN-KILIER has cured cases of Rheu-
matlsm ana Neuralgia after years stand
ing.
9th. PAIN-KILLER will destroy BOlls, Eel
ons, Whltlows Old Sores, giving relief
from Pain after the first application
10th. PAIN-KILLER cures Headaches ant
TOOthache.
18th. PAIN-KILLER viii save you days O
sickness ana many Dollar in time ant
Doctors bills.
18TH PAIN-KILLER is purely Vegetable
preparation, safe to Keep and to use II
every family. The simplicity attending
its use, together with the great variet,
of diseases that may be entirely eradi
Gated by it, and the great amount o
pain and suffering that can be allevlnte'
through It's use, make II imperatlv
upon every person TO supply thcmselve
with this valuable remedy, and to kee
| IL always near at hand.
| THE PAIN KILLER is now known and apprC
| ciated In every quarter Of the Globe Phys
| clans recommend 1t In their practice while a
lasses of society have found In 1t relief an
omfort. Give II a trial.
Be sure and buy the genuine. Every Dru:
| glsts, and nearly every Country Grocer through
| out the land keep 1t for sale.
aprili2wIw.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

HEAVY IMPORTATION OF BAooN.-The
figures at the Boston custom house show
that there was exported from that port dur
ing the month of April 1900, 072 pounds
of bacon and ham, valued at 81 ,437, 1884.
This is the largest quantity of this species
of hog products ever sent from that port in
single month. There has also been ex-
ported to England alone, during the month
of April, American produce valued at
$4,000, 900. The exports to Germany have
also been large.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

KILLING EIGHTY SNAKES WITH ONE SHOT
"A man named Palmateer was hunting in
the woods near Miles Palmerton's resi-
dence, in Saratoga county, N. Y, one day
last week, when he discovered ball of
striped snakes, rolling and twisting, direct
" in his path. He discharged his gun into
He says that there must have been several
hundred snakes in the ball, which was
over a foot in diameter The snakes which
were not killed UNFINISHED themselves and
disappeared into large hole near the path.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

WANTED TO DIE EAsY.-A man named
Quigley had a fight with neighbor in
Middle Granville, N. Y, recently. The
latter called for his revolver, when Quiglcy
ingloriously retreatcd. He fell and cut his
head, and, being more than ." half seas
over" he thought his antagonist shot him.
sob! take me where / can die aisy," en-
claimed the brave Quigley to the bystand-
crs. He was taken away, but has not died
aisy" vet
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06
Che Autland Daily Glohe.
TUESDAY MORNING, MAY 6, 1878.

There is dispute as to whether the fed
erals or rebels burned Columbia, S. G. 1t
is an important point, as many Southern
claims depend thereon. OF course the
United States would not be likely to pay
damages on cotton its soldiers found on fire
and put out, as the prepondcrcnce of tcsti-
mony shows.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

LAUGHED BEFORE lie WAS OUT OF TIE
wooDs.-Ilenry Hoyt of Cambridge, N. Y,
hooked basket of fine trout in Vermont
recently, and on his way home exhibited
them at tavern where he stopped to re-
fresh. While Boosting his fishing abilities,
a constable stepped up and arrested the
speaker for catching trout before May list,
which is violation of the Vermont law.
Twenty dollars settled the bill.
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

DEATH OF A RAILROAD OFFICIAL.-Vice-
President Olphant, of the Delaware and
Hudson Canal Company, died at his resi-
dence in lIoncsdalc, Pa, Thursday. lie
was for many years president of the Della
ware and Lackawana Coal Company, and
had accumulated colossal fortune
The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

VNIIE BAXTER ENGINES, Manufac-
Il tured by Colts Patent Fire Arms Manu-
featuring Co., In Hartford, Conn.,, are for sale
by their agent, Philip Edgerton, No. 20, West
street, Rutland, Vt, who also keeps an assort-
ment OF keys TO Mt most kinds OF locks, and the
best cutting pocket knife blades fitted TO order.
Guns new Stocked or repaired. Burning and
steel stamps furnished TO order, and the most
kind OF wood turning done by the power OF a
Baxter Engine. maY1d
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The Rutland daily globe. [volume] (Rutland, Vt.) 1873-1877, 1873-05-06

VNRIED AND TRUE, OR DIR. ALIENS
Il Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Diarrhea and
Dysentery Syrup, Is the only remedy that was
never known TO fail as a safe and speedy cure
for the various forms OF Summer COMPLAINT.
Try II. Only 20 cents per bottle. Sold by all
dealers In medicine.
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PREPARED BY
DIR. II. S. FLINT & CO.,
At their Great Medical Depot, 1876 and 1877 Broad
Street, Providence, r. l.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

cannot be surpassed and are willing TO have
them compared with any in the market.
We have everything in the FINE GROCERY
LINE.
SHELF GOODS of all kinds, fresh stock
FRENCH CANDY, guaranteed to be pure.
The best brands of Domestic and Imported
CIGARS and TOBACCO.
We particularly request our customers to re-
turn any article purchased from us that does not
give satisfaction.
Any club order purchased from the Tea Com
panies in New York will be duplicated in price,
and surpassed in quality.
CHIN ESE TEA COMPANY,
No II north Royal street,
iy 12-tf Alexandria, Virginia.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

Late of Fredericksburg Late OF b"It!nlor
NEW STORE.
We have opened and now offer for sale to the
citizens of Alexandria and the public generally,
at our newly fitted upstore room, corner OF hlng
md Pitt streets, one of the largest and most
attractive stocks of
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS, sc.
ever offered in this market. Our stock has been
selected with view to suit the wants and tastes
of the entire community, EN- mbraclng, as it does,
goods of every variety of style and fabric ard N
''''N' ~ HOOMES, s. ASHBY,
ans 100 cor. King and Pitt SIS.
Salesmcn-Eli H. Janncy, Edwin w. Jet,
w. A. Lane r. Stuart Ashby.
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MILLINERY, FANCY s. HAIR GOODS

M ADDI-'
l would call the attention of the ladies to my
assortment of MILLINERY GOODS of every
description, which is still complete, and will be
sold very cheap. Cambria and Lace Edglngs
and lnsertngs; also Real Edgin1gs and Insert lnser
York a fine lot of HAIR GOODS, consisting OF
Rea! Hair Switches, Coronet PIaits in Hair and
Thread, Finger Putfs, Curls, &c; also Thread
and Jute Chignons, Hair Brads and Jute
Switches-all Of which will be sold below the
regular prices for cash. Call and see them at
Mrs. G. J.. SIMPSONS,
No l25 King street,
nov 95 Near Wash. depot.
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NJ Z w ST 0 Il Z.

rNEW STORE.
F. e. SWAINE
Wouldinform his friends and the public gcEer
ally that he mas leased the store on the corner 0:
Cameron and Royal streets, (J. q. Miburn's old
stand) and will keep, in connection with the
Grocery, Liquor and Commissions store, No. y
Royal street, trst-class
FAMILY GROCERY,
where can oe found at al times fresh Roll But
ter, Poultry, Eggs, Hominy, Beans, Dried
Fruits, Potatoes Canned Peaches, Pine"pp!e,
Tomaoes and Corn, &C., sc. Call and exam
iue teb
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ian 1l--thlar4

T1HE SINGER FAMILY SEWING NJ A.
i CHINE-W is the best Sewing Ma
chine is point on which every company differs,
each, of course, thinking its own the. best; but
if the point were to be decided by popularity
the Singer would far outstrip all others. The
sales of this machine have been enormous,
amounting to more than $50, 0ooin the ycur lS1 |,
leaving all rivals far behind. The sales in this
city amounted to two hundred and forty during
the past year. which is without precedent 1t is
capable OF performing more work and in a more
substantial manner than any machine claiming
public attention, sewing with equal facility the
coarsest and finest material. References fur
nished of persons who have tested all the differ
ent machines, and who pronounce the Singer in
comparaby the best machine in existence. Call
and examine before making selection. Sold on
the lease plan. Machines sent to all parts ol'tho
country. y. =: BENZ!
Agent, y King street, Alcxandria, Va, Agent
for Alexandria, Fairfax and Prince William
Counties. Jan lo
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.9GKICLL TUR.fL.

TT1O FARMERS.
i The we'll known and reliable STA NDARD
RTILIZERS-
J. J. Turner & Co.'s Excelsior and
j J Turner IL Co.'S AmmoEiatcd Super
ame 81 r. NJ LAWSON.
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Rl' cams.

NEW GOODS.
IN Just received
Black Gro. Grain Silks, Prints.
Beached Goods, 10-4 and ll-4 Shccting>.
Pillow Case Cuttons, Ginghams.
1914 and Id Blankets, some very fine.
Cassimercs and Cloths.
S-4 Oil Cloths for halls, Watcr-proofs.
Real French Black Cussimercs.
Poplins, Black and all the shades:
dec j. M. STEWART.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03
GROCERIES,.
HINESE TEA COM A i ,

NO. IINORTH ROYAL STREET,
Have just received large and carefully Sc
| lected stock Of
TEAS, SEASON 1872.
mo old stock
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

Physician of this celebrated institution, has dis,
covered the most Certain, Speedy, Pleasant and
EHectual Remedy in the world for all
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

:, BARBARlrY.- is said that in place called
NHilddlctown, in the county of Orange, New
York, the school trustees have enacted an or
dlnance which surpasses anything we have
read OF 10 this coutury The boy who plays
t'uant, tor the first offence, may be declared
guilty Of 4 nisdemeanor, arrested by police
othcer, tried by police justice, and con6ned
IN Il, station house for forty-eight hours for
the second offence he may he sent to the coun-
ty jail for f,ur days
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03
MO. 62 KING STREET.

AIDES FINE WALKING BOOTS at
IL oct 10 WADDEY'S, IA King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03
YOUNG MEN

Who have injured themselves by n certain prsc-
licc, already described, habit frequently learn
cd from evil companions or at hool the effects
of which are nightly felt even when asleep, and
if not cured, renders marriage impossible, and
destroys both mind and body, should apply i'm
nedi.tcly.
What pity that young man, the hope of
his country, The pride of his parents, should be
sn,tchrd from all prospects and enjoyment OF
bath of nature, and indulging in porncious
habits Such PERSONS must, before cointcInplat-
ing
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

DOYS and YOUTHS BOOTS, Kip and Calf,
ID good and cheap, at
WADDEY'S, "a King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

yyICuY WATERl VICHY WATER
" AT the earnest solicitations of our custom
ers, we have prepared and bottled large GUAM
tity of this celebrated Dyspeptic Water, whleh
we offer at the low price of FIVE cnntS per 6otI!e'
COOK i CREIGHTON,
dec j. lu' hlhg StreeI
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MARRIAGE

Reflect That sound mind and body are the
most necessary requisites to promote connublal
happincss Indeed, without these the journey
through life becomes n weary pilgrimage the
prospect hourly darkens to tho view, tho mind
becomes shadowcd with despair, and iled with
the melancholy reflection that tue happiness OF
-a.o.Anr i. llinht Cd with nur OWN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-02-03

EINE SEGARS-We would again call the
Il attention of smokers to our choice assort-
ment of Segars We are daily gaining new Gus
toners, who pronounce them unequalled in fla
vor and quality for the price. Our five cent Sc
gar is an especial, favorite and pronounced won
derfully cheap. A trial is respectfully solicited
ian IL JANNEY & co.
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T AIDES HOUSE SHOES-Large stock and
- great variety, suitable for old ladies, at
WADDEY'S, IA King street
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DIR. JOHNSTON.

Member Of the Royal College Of Surgery of
London, Graduate Of one of the most cminen
part Of whose life has been spent in the hospi-
tals of London, Paris, Philadelphia and clso-
where, ms elected some Of the most astonishing
cures that were ever known; many troubled with
ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed ut sudden sounds,
bashrulness with frequent blushing, attended
sometimes with arrangement Of r'ind, were
cured Immediately.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1873-06-03

A USEFUL RAILROAD DEvIcE.-EverY.
body who has travelled by rail has felt
the need Of some better mode Of announc.
ing the stations than the uncertain or in
distinct shout OF the brakeman at the
door. The Providence, Hartford and
Fishkill Road uses an excellent, and al
the same time inexpensive, arrangement,
that exactly meets the difficulty. box,
some 80 inches long, 10 deep, and 8 wide
Is fastened up al the end OF each car high
enough 10 be seen by every passenger in
It. This box, which Is OF wood corres-
pondiDg with the interior fittings of the
car, Is furnished with q long piece Of mus.
lin, IN width just the length ofthe interior
Of the box, ani Is mounted on two rollers
after the manner Of panorama, Across
this muslin, in plain legible letters, urc
painted the names OF every station on the
road, OF which names one at a time 10 Wis
Ibie TO the occupants Of the car through O
plszEd slot or window IN the front OF the
box. Immediately on leaving q station q
brakeman enters, aud by means Of cranl
which projects from the side Of the boz
turns the rollers until the name ofthC
next station at which the train will stop
appears at the slOt-in which position II
Is left until said station Is reached ant
passed. The motion Of the crank rings
loud gong bell, and the attention OF thu
passengers is thereby called to the change
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1873-06-03
Application for NIandamus.

Application was made in the Circuit
Court, yesterday, by Msjo Nick Fitzhugh
and Col. VIM. Il. Hogeman, on behalf o.
A. Simpson, the Treasurer Of the bogus 3
Board Of Directors Of the Hospital Tor INT
Insane at Weston, for a rule against Maj
Z. A. Bennett, Auditor Of State, for him
10 show cause why msndamus compell-
ing the payment Of the order of $4,000,
which he refused on Tuesday, should moi
issue. ..
The motion was discussed briefly by
both attorneys and the point submitted to
Judge Smith. This being an ca parte
proceeding, no points oil any interest were
raised, but those will come 10 be heard in
due time, II the court grants tho rule.
Again. the rule Is granted tho case will
DO before the court inside of week OF
ten days, when an exceedingly animated
and interesting discussion will take place,
The proposed $4,000 was to be issued
ostensibly, at least, Tor the further con-
struCtion of the DISQUALIFICATION CoI'
rier, Thursday.