Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-05-23

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70 keep Indians quiet requires considerable
Ingenuity.
Iii difficult thing to run a saw mill by
the force OF example. 49, E*A
The whole cost Of our &c, 900 miles Of rail-
eroad is So, 437. 63S. 749.
An ingenious farmer Is training a1ot 0
swallows to skim his milk.
y FASHIONS rarely useful. 1t scorns utility.
That of wearing long hair down the back il
now going out Just as fly time begins to
dawn.-D anbary Nes1s. ii -
A student under examina ion was asked
what was the mode of action Of disinfect-
ants? He replied, '.rl,ey smell SO badly that
people open the windows, aud fresh air gets
in"
A boiled egg exploded at Sioux City last
week. ard the conlents struck the cook in
the face. He remarked that his .'yolk' was
too heavy and his burden too hot to carry OH
his present salary.
JEFF. G. Davis has been almost as long I'M
getting to the ''irontrs of Tie lava beds as
Gilem was in determining the whereabouts
OF the Modocs. If his future movements are
as sure rs his past ones have been slow, it
is barely possible that BY the next fall there
VIII be no Modocs left t. eat Thanksgiving
turkeys with The peace eomn,lssion.-Dmver
News. qestf4 8sio
Ii the Sioux, Caeyenes Arapahoes and
Flutes are on the war-patIr, as reported, bald
headedness will soon become epidemic on the
Western frontier.
The debt Of the United States on Nav LIST
was 2,2lS,527 ,ll0; cash in Treasury. sos. !
O94,3ll; debtIess cash intreasnry, Sl. 1913 4s9-E
100; decrease during April, $2.247, 4S5 in
terest due the United States from Pacific rail-
ways $14.323,s43. VIZ A sf$g
The witty local of the "A ugusta Chronicle
gives the following. which may be beneficial
TO the subscribers OF other papers: "DelIn-
qnent subscribers should not permit their
daughters to wear this paper for hustle.-
There is SO much due on it, that there is
danger cf taking a cold" +I
3 a fault finding correspondent writes Us
among other5things: "In your paper OF last
week is joke. the point OF which | cannot
see." And no wonder. There was no point
to it. We liadto print a good many jokes
last week, and we couldn't get points enough
10 60 round. 7slssRge3F .e at13t ls#se
AN editor Of many years experience said
notlohg since. that the man was vet unborn |
VINO could write local item and be perfectly
sure that no body would be offended. Peo-
pie are 50 sensitive, you knew r
BE careful how You. go to sleep at an auc-
ton. A gentleman settled himself in COM |
forfablesc CHAIR and his senses sbotIIed by The
auctioneer's lullaby, soon dropped asleep.
The next day he was as.onisletia at the receipt
OF bill for several hundred dollars worth of !
carpet and other things. The auctionee, had
received his somliiculous mods for bids.
An xchange asks the pertinent question.
'sWhat Is vitality?" We don't know but If
the inquirerwill stand within Is elve inches
Of mules heels when in Kicking f.nor.
he will in all probability find, out what vital
lty is.
a According tor the solemn dissertations OF
tile local editor, an Indiana / as produced
a Hitter comprising four ordinary kittens and /
one puppys and BIOLOGISTS are, trying to
guess what could have been NATURES pl1-puss /
In evolving such monstroslty. hi 49,
\ AT the opening of the. yienna exposition
there appeared an unbidden and unwelcome
guess, who spread CONSERVATION throughout
the city, Its name was sporadic-cliolera and
carried off five victims the first day,
Doctor said a Sick man, sswhat /, tile |
matter wi h me?'' MISUNDERSTANDING ing
his," said the doctor, solemnly. .sAh!"
cried the, patient witha sigh, and instantly
tell back and expfred. No man could be ex-
pectcd to hold out against such disease as |
that lie died OF too much dictionary,