Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1873-10-22
miscellaneous.

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Mrs. Parsington says she gets up
every morning at the shrill carriop OF
81. Louis copgratuIates herseu that
she IL ..sound." Chicago thinks sho
10 nothing else.
When you hear man say the worM
owes hiu a living, don't leave ANY
hams laying around loose.
Iowa clergyman who had . do
nation party lately, has beans enough
10 last ti,irty.seycn years.
Psychological novels Is what the
critics call those novels which are
not logical in any other way.
A man in Peoria claims to have q
stone that Washington threw ~
ood-peckcr ON his fathers cherry
tree.
They say the largest English settle
neut made in this country IS IN nan
sas. We thought i, was the Ala
Jaina.
In penr,svlvania, q lady, hooked by
n neirhtor's hull, tor wearing req
dress. now bemoans that shc mas ITO
redress.
Professor HING tcok four ncwspai
per balloon reporters nearer the SKIES
the other ,jav ,iian .hcy vii. probably
ever go again.
4 poor Keokuk. Iowa, woman, hhu
no money to give toward buliu'ng
! Tho NOW church. but she cheerfuiiy
worked four days i'll shin2inS the
! cditicc.
| A Tea merchant at Peoria had his
| advertising wagon follow funeral
! PROCESSION, and il was very properly
;iup,d into tho ,it,-h by the moarners.
4 Terrc l.a-lte young woman has
surd NJ. Pierce for breach of pro-
, mise and wants 5000. Shc VOWS
she will never come down 10 hi'eeh
cents.
! A Detroi, bootllnck las bank ac-
:, count of 81 100, nurh To tme snsrrisc
/ of all who know how muciI blackiuS
; is required by the acreage N'c"'ea"
I boot.
5 \ Gentleman having his hair cut,
I was asked by the garrulous operator:
II; .IIow he would have IT done" III
o possible" replied the gentleman, in
o silence"
y Probably one .Ia,f of the residents
u of Day Ci,v are afflicted with colds,
" md ii il astonishing 10 see what q
IL trade is being done ~ rum and mclas'
esrsts. So says lis ioca..
as Daughtcr-"Weli,t to ia.i tho truth,
"r do not thiuk much Of The close o.
nr lLe SERMON" F,thcr-"trohao,y yo'l
II. were th;uhiu9 ia":c of. tne ".pthcs %
~ the congregations.
he 4 Comucc.i,ut editor arcrs that
IL there's az arr. g"nius IKE ih'
IL poet's-born, not made" which pro
IL duccs fried POTATOES as delicious as
r. rairy's drrai". i!C Dies rot give tE'
y. recipe.
IL A party Of Dcs Ncinos, Iowa. ladic!
no went out pinmning the other day ant
z. worked indusir;onsly to gather tw'
cs bushels. just as they had contpseict
u. the Job the owner pat i'll an appear
lie ance and gcbb.cd the pile, rcn!arklm:
1t that lie had been busy all summer /,
Ok Keeping "frt.>s oi,en that Thar patf b.
Ok He had ht> p.uii;s picSCd cheap.
lie a Wiuoua paper tells MS that Wi
'e mona is ''uad I.,arc tn get drank.
n if tie place persists IN getting drunk
!" ,tlsa goud place 10 stay away iron
". From the fact that the telegraph
49,, ONE more III operation hctW &C.
,,,, Helena and Curiunc, Montana pape
,ni mirrs ,hat the gras>h"prers l,av
.. either crossed the line or gone int
tnt the ccr business.
to Far Western papers. rs rule. spa,
,ps neither age nor sex when Joke
wanted. For instance 4 Carson Cit
Journal SAYS: "Our cohnty clerk ca
boast of Il W ife with the biggest !e,
,cs aud the longest nose OF amy female
il: the territory"
ly- The t.Louis Democrat says: "Ot
MI experience and the history OF the pa
,ut ri.htrru centuries incline us to II
,us belief that no matter how well. va
re. treat slot-.un, nor how you brii
nd il M. i: viii hams the stu;!iu" out
ch. ynu tho very first time it gets
III. chance
,r o, "Capiir, lpajshmsat promot
.,'e . ltwrdcy. rot p!'eceniS It, This qu
IN, tation. in the words of LomdC
'u.: ,chou!masier. i copied from nme
Z. our great daiiirs "rcrj0iia e piG,
ci- t.ati,q, ct jfdiicdiih." iu. every oi
ser knew it before. If il : uug:a,n,uatica
- The knot prevents murder.
no, Once q careless ;Han went 10 q
- cellar and stuck tho candle in what
;,,,, thought was u key of black sand. ]
-
OF s"' me"' ~
9 To 'aH"'e p"i't'" NV Nc",'l 81
rid- nearer IL so' 10 NE .,a' s sam", n, nu.i'
nov The black sand, and as il tcas sau
', nothing haupcnr.i. ~
"." .,,,,.,o, -, a., For. strc
am .m .,'io 80 m.,s;,., ,,,ro,,yl ,hc crow
,J ,.,r Ih,. othr, Innrmiu,r when
.s, nirteb mn Il uify-ceu, shiupIa 81,
,I,.i,;ir,, II mn hc ..Ec,l who ind Ia
,a,, ~ wIcr, f,urIcru h,u,d. went ND AZ
~ - t',r,ecm ,cicnS c,IlrJ oui. ~ lid
,n,; rhn comd,rin,. ~, tho ,nn,tcy IA |
ppy pocket Detroit Fr"c Press.
\ Western paper SAWS that the I'll
duty of the Granarrs IL Ia cXtisgui
riiy every operator WHO begins his spec
wo- with 81 have not the good fortune
ap- he a farmer: hut have always f
rom ,hc most profovuu interest in 3,
arm truIv uobln md predominant pursr
her az onriruI,ura. and never was ii
yho interest greater than now"
tha,
, an The editor of the hoonsooro, low
Car Democrat attended grange pic.'
tie ,us .sn o'nI' ""S NJ ~ ,no 80 ora non,
liiN o.' w., ~, ILL., -. ,,n.,t;rr
She, hn. ms u'"' ,.;,,, -, n,..rs M ,:,r,n,
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