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The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

An advertisement published for q sin.
gle day does duty beyond that day
and its effect continues in a greater
ratio than most men imagine. In the
end it will make a mans name per
manent matter, a piece Of real proper
" built up in the minds of men unit
it becomes more valuable than any
corner lot in his locality.
IP ycu lose o watch, q dog or o child,
or if you desire people not to trust
your wife, you rush t. your local pa.
per, knowing that every one will reaG
che advertisement But you will plod
along in business year after year, with.
out calculating how much you are los.
ing by not advertising 1t t-R,porter
If those persons who profess to be-
lieVe that newspaper advertiseme nts
are not read by the public wish to be
convinced Of their error, just let them
give publicity to some matter they
would not care to divulge to the world,
even in the most obscure corner of a
country paper, and see what notoriety
they would soon attain.-Advertisers
Gazette.
ADVERTISING is apt to give US that
gentle jog Of conscience which tells us
that we want new suit of clothes for
Sunday, or that we promised our wife
a new dress as soon as the hay was in
Perhaps it would be good plan for
Madame to mark this passage and lay
the paper upon her husbands break.
fast plate. Who will say that adver-
tislDg will not yet civilize the world
Ez.
Why do people read advertisements
To see who is enterprising and to learn
what is going on. To see if there is
any:hing new, or anything that they
want. To see if the seasons STYLES
have come in, and to find out who has
them. To know il any one is selling
of at reduced rates, or to watch the
chance of an auction. For amusement
10 satisfy curiosity. Because they
have read all the stories, marriages,
births, deaths, locals and accidents.
Because they want TO. Because tbey
can't help it.-Ohio State Journal
TIE power of print is we'll known.
but not we'll understood. A printed
sentence has q wonderful Advantage
over one that is written or spoken.
This is one Of the many reasons which
gives On Importance to advertising. But
advertisers, even those of experience,
do not comprehend as we'll as thew
might the capacity TO influence, to per-
suade, to convince, which lies in print.
ed matter. Spoken words require the
graces Of elocution and the force OF
eloquence, yet even then fade away in
n nothingness If not caught in their
fight and printed But there is some.
thing in the silent language, the quie,
assertion and the sense of permanence
about printed matter which gives it q
marvellous force and influence. Busi-
ness men should never permit them
selves to loose sight Of what may be
accomplished BY persevering use OF
the printing presses. Learn to adver>
tise, and then the ''how, when and
where" OF it, and you will have Q
knowledge worth having.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

THREE of the thieves who
have been following Van Am
burg's show we're arrested al
Portsmouth last Wednesday,
and a fourth one escaped by
swimming the Ohio, leaving
his coat with a considerable
sum of money in the hands oI
one OF the officers.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

FARMERS should not fail to ex-
anime the patent farm gate for
which George W. Brunton, Nc.
Arthur, is the agent in this and
Jackson county. 1t is the best
and cheapest gate ever designed
for a farm, costing Fifty per cent.
less than the old fashioned gate,
and IS more durable, for it can
not sag. Examine it when you
are in Macarthur.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU.

FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
II the only Known Eemrdy for Bright's Dis
ease and has curcd every case 81 Diabetes in
which II has beer, given, Irritation OF the Neck
OF the Bladder and Inflammation Of the Kidneys,
liberation oi the Kidneys and Bladder, R.tei!-
ton " Urine. Diseases Of the Prostate Gland.
Stone in the Bladder Grayrl. Brick DusI Deposit,
and Mucous Or Milky Discharges, and for En-
fecblcl and Dclica Cons titulions " both Sexes,
attended with the following tyyppsOms: Lc:S
Of Power, Lo.s Of N emory, DiaiesssIy q Breath
Inc, Wcnk Nerves, Wakcfnlness, Pain In t!1
Back, Flushing ~ the Budy, Eruption on the Face,
Pallid COuntcnlncc Lassitude Of the System etc:
t'scd by persons In the decline or change az
Hfc; after confinement Or hhtr pains. bcd'wet-
ting in children. etc.
In many affections peculiar to ladies'. the Zx-
tract Buchu il unequaled hy any other remedy
As in ChlOrosis or Retention. 1rreguariiy. Pg!n-
inness or Suppression VI Customary Eyaetations.
liberated or Schirrus state Of the Uterus, Lrz.
e0rrhea or Whites, Stcrility, ard f'r all cGi'i.
plants incident to the sex. IL Is prescribed
extensively by tho most eminent Ph' >icians and
Midwiyes for eniecbled and dcEealG constitu-
tions Of both sexes and oil ages.
KEARNEY'S EXTRACT BUCRU,
cwo Naases Ai iiRg from InpY.dtnee,,
H;bin Of DisstpntioH, Etc. In all their stages, at
little expense, little or no change in diet, no In
convenience, and no exposure. 1t causes q frc-
quent desire, and gives strength to urinate,
thereby removing Distinctions, Preventing and
Curing Structures Of the Urethra, ADaying Pain
and Inflammation go frequent In this class Of dis
eases, and expelliDg all poisonous latter.
KEARNEY'S EXTRACT BUCHU,
300 per bottle or six bottles for $500. delivered
TO any address, secure from observation. Sold BY
KESkNEY & 20, io4 Duane s.. ny.
to whom all letters r. '.formasiOn shsR,a bs
addressed.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
AVOID ouAcks HaD iMPosTERS.
Ma Chap0. foy Advica and FAN .nltatio,

Dr. j. b Dyon. Graduate Of 0.,son Mdirat
college, Philadelphia. anthor Uf several valuable
works, can be consulted On all diseases VI tho
Sexual or Urinary Organs, (which he has mado
matter from what cause originating, or Oi how
long standing. practice Of 30 years enables
him to treat diseases with success. Cures guar
antecd. Charges reasonable. Those at q dis
tance can forward letter describing symptoms,
and enclosing stamp to prepay postage. q
Send for the GDiie 10 H~Mih. Price 10 cent.
]. B. DYoTT. N. d., Physician and Surgeon.
tA Duane ST., New York.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

We invite the attention OF
our readers to the advertise
ment OF the Goodrich Tucker,
in another column. 1t is sim.
PIE, works perfectly, and is the
most useful attachment that
can be put on a sewing ma
chine. Buy no other until you
examine the Goodrich. Most
of the sewing machine agents
sell them. Woodside, the
Wheeler & Wilson agent, says
it is the only tucker worth
having.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

The bridge house, pot house
and engine house at Etna Fur.
mace, Lawrence county, were
burned about ten days ago.
Loss from $1,000 to Sl0,OOO.-
No insurance. The fire origin
ated from some timbers under
the boilers taking fire. Jack.
son Standard.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

JAMES LEONARD, of Addison
township, Gallia county, Ohio,
while grubbing on his farm, a
a few days since, unearthed a
large double tooth, which
weighed seven pounds. 1t was
evidently from some monster
animal of ancient times.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
McARTHUR HACK LINE.
CHARLES W. BARNETT, Proprietor

WILL run regulDrly to Macarthur Station
w to meet all trains.
Hack leaves Macarthur post office a! 10
o'clock, A. NJ, to meet Fast Line West; at
lam. to meet the Cincinnati Exp oess going
east; at 2 O'Clock p. NJ, TO meet the 81. LOUIS
Express gong west, at P. NJ. for Fast Line
east. Will meet the Parkersburg, Marietta
and Zaleski Accom- m Odatlon on application
IN person or by letter.
Orders LEFT at the post office, Macarthur, or
Dundas, promptly attended, to.
29my CHARLES W. BARNETT.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
DR.. J. R. MILLER'S
UHIYERgAL
MAGNETIC BALM.

It cures nS n BY MAGNETIC
INFLUENCE, Neuralgia and all pain. and 70
therefore very properly termed Magnetic
Balm" It Is purely vegetable preparation. IL
has no equal as q remedy for
Cholera, Cholera Morbus, Diarrhea, pysen-
terry, Collie and all Bowel Complaint.
Its timely use will cure Colds, tioup, Diph-
WHOM properly used, Fever and Agucy
and other complaints Incident to our western and
southern climates, are easily broken up.
Nervous Pain, Sick. Headache, and Rheu-
matism are cured by this medicine when oil others
have failed. TOothache. EarSehe, Burns. Chill
blains and Bruises are relieved at once by Its use.
The genuine has ID. % Hansom q Co.'S
private Revenue Stamp on the outside, and DR..
J. r. Miller's Magnetic Balm blown In the bottle.
Examine closely, and buy none but the gen.
uine.
sold by all Druggists. Price 95 cents per
bottle.
D. RANSOM, Son & Co., Props, Buffalo, ". I.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

WIEN jeff. Davis took his
recent trip through West Vir-
ginia. he was hailed with the
shout, "Hurrah for JEFF. Davis
we are the same old rebels still"
Everp vote against the regular
Republican ticket is an encour.
agement of that boast.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

ADVERTISING reminds people o
things they bad been wanting sl
along, but had forgotten all about
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

We will furnish the Record and the
Cincinnati Gazette to subscribers al
$3.50 per year
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

In the chain of animal life
we observe the importance Of
the lynx.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
WILKESVILLE AND HAMDEN
HACK LINE.

TWILL run hack from Wllkesvllle
lHamden and return every Monday, Wednes-
day, Friday and Saturday for the accommo'
dation of passengers making close eonnec'
tion with the mail trains on the NJ. c; X. X.
! will also carry express packages shipped
to or from points by the Adams Express Co.
sep7 ISAAC W MILLER.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
DIR. CROOKS WINE OF TAR.
Ten years OF q pub

Ten years OF q pub
lie test has proved DIR
Crooks Wine OF Tar tc
have more merit than
any similar preparation
ever offered 10 the pub.
lie. II is rich In the
medicinal qualities OF
Tar, and unequaled foi
diseases Of the Throat
and Lungs. performing
the MOST REMARKABLE
cures. 1t EFPECTUALLY
cures all Coughs and
Colds. II has cured SO
many cases Of Asthma
and bronchitis, that II
has been pronounced o
specific for these com.
plants. For Pains In
the Breast, Side OF
Back. travel OF Mid.
Baey Disease. Diseases
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
iOLD IMPORTED WATCHES,

rom s25 10 $4,000, also silver from sl2 to
$50. We have very reliable full Jeweled
liver Watch from SIS to $50.
full line OF all goods IN our line. or made
order by experien' ed workmen. Repair
x will receive prompt attention.
Please drop in and see Us. No trouble to
how goods. hzljul
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
nj. a. c. l.. IL. TIME TABLE.
CLING EAAI.

On and afer Sunday, May 2,th, 1873, trains
will run as follows; Nos 5, 4, and
run daily; all othDr trans daily, sun lays ex-
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

NO, will stop between Cincinnati and III n.
chester, at G. 4 s. Junction and Loyeland on
ly; east OF Manchester II will stop AT all s!a,
tiOna except Farmers, Harper's, hoonVllie'
Mineral, New England, Big Run, Cutler, Llt
tie docking, Fiemings'' ami tunnel NJ
will stop on Western Division At g. o
Juaction, LoVeland and Greenfield only; on
Eastern Division at Hamden, McArth ur,
ZaleskI, and all stations east OF Athens. This
train will also stop at Kings, lngham, Moon,
willie and Mineral City on signal. NOS AND
n will stop al q. 4 8. junction, Loyeland,
Scotts Landing only. NO. 2 will make all the
stops between Parkercbnrg and Blanehestr'
except Tunnel, Fleming's, Llitie hocklng'
Mineral CITY, Kings, lngham Vlnton Fur:
mace and Farmers; between Manchester and
Cincinnati, at Loveland, g. 3. Junction ana
pre-, Vincents, New England, all stations be-
tween Athens AMI Hamden, and wesI OF aAm>
den, at Chhcothe, Greenfield, Loveland,
MadisonUlle, c. & S. Jpncnon and Cummlni>
vile.
PARKERsBURG, MARIETTA AND ZALEs.
XII ACCUMULATION.
The Parkersburg, Marietta and Zaleski Ac-
commodatlon leaves Zaleski at IL a. m,
arriving at Parkers burg at 80 a. m re-
turning leaves Parksrsburg lt 10 y. NJ.
arriving at Zaleski at G so p. M. THIS tIaln
stops ut all stations.
ZALESKI FREIGHT
The Zaleski Freight going east leaves
Chillicothe at OOa. m; Raysville %; Rich
land Furnace, O5; Hamden, arrive d.
depart 90; Macarthur, 81; Vnton, 10 o.;
Ziieski 10 so. Going west-Zalesgi, 90 PM
Vinton 4 80, Macarthur 90; Hamden, arrive
3O-depart o.; Richland Furnace, q 80;
Raysylle, 90; Chillcothe. 8 35.
Trans on the PORTSMOUTH BRANCH
will leave Hamden at is am. and IS nm
arriving at Portsmouth at II 20am. and icp.
m, Returning trains will leave Portsmouth at
den at II 10 a. m. and 8 5p. m.
Trans connect az Loyeland for all points on
the Little Miami Railroad, and at the Indianap.
oils and Cincinnati Railroad Jnncti n for all
points West at Athens, with the Columbus
/ II. Y. r. r., at Parkersburg, with the b.
ORR. W. W. PEABODY,
General Superintendent.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

IRREDEEMABLE bonds-Vaga.
bonds.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

Of the Urinary Organs. Jaundice, o.
any Liver Complaint II has no equal
at In also q superior Ton e,
Restores the Appetite,
Strengthens fhe System.
Restores the Weak and DCbllitated.
Causes the Food to Digest,
Removes Dyspepsia and Indlgesti0n
Prevents MaiariOus ReVeRs
Gives tone to Your system.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

yNTOULD respectfully say TO the citizens Of
w vinton Co. that he hiss enlarged his stock
making one Of the largest in the State. Our
BUSINESS has increased every year up 10 the
resent time and we feel thankful TO the pub.
&c for past favors. and are determined 70 keep
large stock Of every thing usually found in
frst-class Jewelry Store, and will keep the
inest stock Of gold and solid silver, also the
Vest
We keep all the different brands OF Ameri.
IN Watches Howsrd. United States, Elgin.
raltham and Springfield Manufactures, both
. gold and silver cases. Also large line OF
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

That Pale, Yellow, Siekly Locking Skif
~ changed to one Of freshness and health
Those Diseases or the sl< In, Pimples
Pustules, Biotehes and Ei'upti0ns are
-emoved. SerofuiR, ,scrOful0us Diseases
II the Eyes, WIN te swelling, UiccpH
Dld ROres or any kind Of Humor rapidly
iwindle and disappear under Its influence
IN fact II will do yOu more good, and cure
'ou more speedily than any and all other
preparations combined. WHAT q NJ II is ma.
urn's own restOrer! A soluble Oxyd Of iroI
,mbined with the medicinal properties
IKE Root divested OF all disagreeable quail
les II viii cure any Chronic or Long
landing Disease whose real or direc
i,lse is bnd blood. Rbeuusat tfsn, Pains
e, Limbs Or Zones, t'OnsfBfutfons bre
20 dow u by Mercurial or other pOfsOns
..aIIrure,i byit. For Syphilis. or HyPh
re IN ~, there is nothing e0nal to II
tv'p'- rrove u. ASK FOR DIR
"OOk G. DMPOUND SYRUP VI
rUkE ROOF.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

LIGHT employment-Build.
ing air castles.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

How to make both ends meet
See that neither snd is bone.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

EARTH knows no fury like
q woman corned.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

DARwIN's missing link
Spotted Tail.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

A SOUR parent-Mother in
Vinegar.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

STANDING nuisance Corner
loalers.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

ORIGINAL water works-Eve's
eve.
The Vinton record. [volume] (M'arthur, Vinton County, Ohio) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11

A FRUITFUL instrumental
drum of figs.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-30
BOARD:

Per month, July, August anu oepVeInYeI ~ - ~
Children under ten years OF age and coloreo
servants. half price.
We have been fortunate this year in gather
ling store Of clear ice. SO that guests i{ o9
.nontaining analysis and description OF the
,water. etc JOS. l.. KING, Prop'r,
Ge az Montvale Springs, East Tennessee.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-30
mrs. Botcnkis " case.
he Saturday Evening Pest.l

From tho Saturday Evening Pest.
We were not surpris ed when Mrs.
Hotchkiss demanded divorce, Mrs.
Hotchkiss was a somnam oulist, and after
getting to sleep at night she would rise
and grope her way dow n stairs to the
kitchen. Then she would do the whole
of the weeks washing, nd after hang
ing the clothes upon the Ii ne, come back
to bed. The next night she would do
the ironing, and the next the sweeping
and so forth And always when she
came down in the morning she would be
astonished to find the wor k all fnish he'd,
and she always insisted that Hotehklss
had done it for her while she was asleep.
And Hotchkiss, the unprincipled scoun-
drel that he was, would smile and take
the credit for it, just as much as she
chose to give him, alth ough he used to
watch her get up in her sleep, and he
knew well enough how it was. And when
she would throw her arms around his neck
and kiss him, and tell him how very kind
it was in him, that consci ehceless rascal
would say, "0h, it's nothing, Harriet,
nothing, my dear / do it because ] love
my darling Harriet" Then Mrs. Hotch
kisswould nestle her head on his waistcoat
and cry over his shirt-front, and he would
stand there with the air of a man who
was conscious Of having done great and
noble action at the cost of fearful self
sacrifice. This kind of thing continued
for several weeks, until one night, while
Mrs. Hotchkiss was washing shirts in her
sleep, a needle concealed in one Of the
garments ran into her finger and awoke
her. For moment she was 5ewlldered.
Then the truth flashed upon her. She
went up stairs. Hotchkiss was fast
asleep. and snoring like fog-whistle.
She shook him and walked him. lie
thought she was still in a somnambulistic
condition, 50 he exclaimed, " See here,
old woman, lem me alone and go down
and finish up that washing" Mrs. Hotch-
kiss did not nestle her head upon his
bosom then. She nestled her hands
among his hair and yelled at him, and
pulled him out on the floor and ham
mered him with chair. And the next
dav she went for divorce. They made
il 1p afterward, but she stopped washing
in her sleep, and has taken to blackmail-
ing Hotchkiss for bonnets. II ne seems
indisposed to disburse handsomely she
always starts for divorce, aud he sue
umbs.-MdE AdlCr.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-30
Barnsby,s /" nlnzenpn.n y

Barnsby was leading man in the, thea
ter at the city of Blank, Penn, and when
the manager determined TO brin,y out
Mazeppa as a show-piece, Barnsby was
selected as the person to represen the
hero. None Of the livery stable pt ,ople
would hire horse for the performa nee,
and so the manager said he didn't .are,
he would rent mule, even if the 7 res
ence of such long cared animal pom
the stage did do violence to the pro prize
ties. After few rehearsals the lule
did well enough Itwould bound up the
white pine precipice with an ardor WI lich
was most commehdable. When the )lay
was produced they trotted out the m ulei
strapped Mageppa on its back, and
turned its head toward the precip ice
But it manifested reluctance to m owe
up the frowning cliff. 1t began to ba ek.
Itreceded until it reached the foot-ligl It's,
and then it drove out its hind feet sud
denly, and kicked the leader of the
orchestra clean through the bass drum,
nearly killing him. Then it stood still
and mused over things, and summed up
recollechons Of its youth, and meditated
over the ftful past, and dreamed of by
gone days, while1t occasionally lifted its
of hind leg and scratched itself on the
side, stopping in the midst of the exercise
sometimes, with its leg half way up in
the air, as some new thought seemed to
strike it. Then the scene shifter jabbed
it with sword to bring it out Of its
revery and all at once it began to pitch
and rear and wheel round and round,
and 10 reach its nose over and chew
Mazeppa's elbow. Then it dashed
through canvas temple at the side,
kicked over four muslin trees, tore a
sixty dollar vermillion sunset to rags,
and nearly switched the eyes out of a
Tartar chieftain. Finally it was seized
with the blind staggers, and it lay down,
rolled on Mazeppa three or four times,
and finally slid over into the orchestra,
upsetting the lamps and setting fire to
the stage, and bringing up at last with
one hoof in the mouth of the trombone
and its tail tangled up with the triangle
Barnsby was in the hospital for a month.
ard now whenever any body asks him if
he ever played Mazeppa he feels as it he
wanted to commit murder.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-30

Cook played more ike a Frenchman.
He aimed at direct results, and made
some surprising runs. During the after
noon he pulled up considerably, and his
tally began to make respectable ap-
pearance, but after the lamps were
lighted in the evening fortune again de-
serted him, and he began to go TO the
bottom.
THE ASHES OF rHRTY.Two HOURS.
, Thirty.two hours had gone by. The
players looked like ghosts. They we're
as white as the points Of their cues.
Cook had lost $l2,O hut he was pluck
to the last. At the end Of each ga.me he
had spotted the balls as ii he we're sure
Of winning in the end, but fate and the
terms Of the match were against him.
Rollins had dragged his weary fee about
the table until nature was exhausted
an hour before midnight he threw up
his cue, forfeiting $1,000, but winning
1000. The spectators drew long
breaths, and overwhelmed the bar. The
worn-out players shook hands, drank a
parting champagne cocktail, and went to
bed. Neither Of them ever matle any
effort TO renew the match, and it is rea-
sonable to suppose that both were salts
fed.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-30

A lady of a truly manly spirit accom-
panied by a small poodle, is said to have
sadly failed the other day in an al
tempted reformatory movement She
entered the smoking car Of a Western
train and solemnly refused to 90 into
another car, observing that her presence
would keep the occupants from smok-
ing. One stony wretch, however, insen-
sible to the claims Of refinement and re-
form, began 10 enjoy his accustomed
cigar, which was suddenly snatched
from bis lips. with the remark, in high
treble, II there is anything I do hate,
It is tobacco smokei' For a time the
offender was silent and moiionless. then
cravely rising, amid the plandits Of the
assembled smokers, he took that little
poodle dog and gently threw him out Of
he window, signing " II there is any
thing / Do hate ii Is q poodle" No
mortal pen could describe the feelings Of
that reiormer.