The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-06-26
Vol UME Mi

moral skale. than aa anglo.worm
Rapasr "a aF moro attractive than
taaifer monkeys are watched tlussrr
than eagles are.
Jelous people alwus luy thcmself. mere
than they 40 those o. whom they are
iolous
Curiosity IA the germ on an enterprises
meu dig for woo,iehuoks mote Tor curl.
osity than they 10 Tor woodchucks
The purest and best specimens ov hu.
man uatur that thc world La4 ever seen,
or ever will see, hav bin the yirtewou.
hostbeu,
Men don iail SO often IN this world
from a want oy right moiiees, as they do
from lack oy grip.
Thare Il only two men in this world
who never make emmy bnlnders, and they
are va and ms, mi friend
Every mau seems tew hay hig price,
except the uewsmonger, tAsy prefer 90
work ior nothing and board lhemseli,
lung man, yu kant learn cnuytbing by
hearing ynrself talk, bat yu may possibly
by hearing Others
Tharc Ia no one who kan disregard with
impunity the proprietys oy lie, bat thare
are mcnny people who, II they ain't
proper, amt nothing.
There n lots ov folks IN this world
whom va Kan bio up like q bladder, and
then Xix them az high az yu pleze.
hay always noticed one thing that
when cumming man burns his fingers
every boldly hollars Tor Joy
Great men should only allow their most
,rusty friends tew see them in their hours
OF relaNashun.
snntimes distinguish between talent
aud genius in this way; A man ov tai.
lent kan make whistle ont OF pigg'.
tale, but Il takes a man OF genius tew
make the tale,
| kant tell now whethera goose stands
on one Lex SO mutcb to rest the leg M to
rest the goose. wish sum scientific man
would tell me all about this.
Thare IL a mitey sight ov difference
whether Mr.. John Smith win appear IN
Booths Theater as Othello or whether
Othello will appear az Mr. John Smith
had rather be child again than to be
the autokrat ov the world.
Thare IL newmerous individuals iu tie
land who look upon what they hain't get
az the only things worth having.
Thare IL those who kant laf with i'm
punity; If they aiut stiiI and solemn they
aint nothing.
A fu branes In a mans he'd are M noizy
az shot in blown up.badder.
One man ov genius to 81 thousand four
hundred and ~ men Of talent n just
about the rite perporshun for aktual biz.
zness.
hate grale takers; had rather haV a
swarm oy bees lite onto me-
Adam and Eve were very good kind of
pholks until they were tempted, aud then
they kerflumixt Immediately
Ventilashun IL good thing, but when a
man kant lay down and sleep In a 10 aker
lot without taking down two length Of
fence to let the wind In he IL altogether
too arish.
hav finally made up my mind tew do
a good turn whenever kan, even II git
highest higher than kite for 1t,
| think that hen who undertakes tew
ley 2 eggs day must necessarily neglekt
sum other branch of bizzness.
lie who really deserves friends alwus
finds them
"Thare IL menny slip between cup
and lip" but not hah NJ many az thare
ought tew be.
The two most important words In emmy
language are the shortest-"Ycs" aud
"No."
One ov the most honest aud reliable
men kno ov al the present time IL "Old
Probablitiz;" he is an ornament and
honor tew hiz sen.
Men have more vanity than wimmin,
and wimmin hay more jealousy than men,
Rather than not hay faith IN emmy thing,
am willing TO be beat times out oy 10.
In whipping a ynpg one, VA don't new
er want tew stop until va git klean thru.
! don't never hav euny trnbbe in reg
ulatidg mi own kondukt, but tew keep
other pholks strait IN what bOtbers me,
Looking at piktures IL a cheal, way tew
think New York Weekig.