Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1873-04-10
Rates Of Advertising
Miscellaneous Items.

When is ship like scarf Piu' whcrs
it is on the bosom Ofa heavy swell.
They are feasting on strawberries and
cream in New Orleans"
"Credit" Mo.billier" is pronouhcs3
as if written Kra-deMo boel-yea.
Or. Huston. of Baltimore has been ex-
PEELED from the Church
Anna Dickinson lectures in St. Louis,
April Sd on, the social evil regulations in
that city.
The young ladies Of vassar college have
formed an"anti.falling. in-lovo.before- you
aro-out. .of.school club"
DR.. H. c. Bolton suggests the use of
magnesium light fol bser'ing the true col
ors ofprecipitates by night.
M. L. de Sinety states, in . note to the
Academy ofScienOcs at Paris, that he finds
that the liver Of female animals becomes
fatty during lactation.
NJ. Janin calls attention To the fact
announced by Treve, that the poles Of
magnet remove farther from the extremities
when an armature is applied.
A young man who was caught straining
his sweetheart to his bosom the other night,
just6es himself on the ground that be has
right to strain his own honey.
The Boston Times protest against the
employment Of female teachers in the pa-
pile schools in Massachusetts, except in the
primary schools.
Intempcrance annually costs the State
Of Indiana over $500, 600, while the license
fees of saloon, keepers swell the State
school fund only $4,000.
The value of land in En- yland for agricul
tural purposes varies from $40 TO 81 900
per acre, while for commercial purposes It
ranges from 81 900 to $1,000, 900 per acre
The temperance movemement is spread
ing in Kentucky. A number Of bills TO
prohibit the sale Of liquors in different
counties were offered in the Legislature
Fred Douglass waIcs facetious. He
wants to know in view Of the Credit Mo-
bilicr Developments, how il is about negro
suffrage lowering the standard OF legisla-
tive honor?
Profanity never did any man tho least
good. No man is richcr,o happier or wiser
for it. 1t commends no one To society. II
is disgusting to the refined and abomnin-
able to the good.
A Milesian born on the lust dsy Of the
year felicitated himself on the narrow es,
cape from not being born at all. BE jas
bers, says he, 'anG if it had not been tilf
tho next day, what would have become Of
me!
A Connecticut editor, having got into q
contrOvesy with o contemporary cOngratula-
ted himself that bis head was safe from ~
donkey's heels" His contemporary in.
ferred, from this, that he was unable "tu
make both ends meet"
A barber while cutting the hair of q
rural customer, ran his scissors against
some hard substance, which proved to be
milestone. The old farmer said he
"had missed that Wholesome ever since hay
ing time last July, and looked all over q
ten acre field for it, and nov remembered
sticking il over his ear.
A witness under cross-examination
who had been tortured by lawyer for
several hours, at last asked for drink of
water. ''there," said the Judge. "a think
you'd better let that witness go now, a.
you have pumped him dry" Af''
A witty lady and an obstinate gentie-
man were discussing the interesting sub
ject Of women's heart. Mr.. A., growing
warm, exclaimed: madame, let me
tell you, facts are stubborn thihgs"-
"Sir." coolly replied Miss B..'wbat a
fact you must be-"
Ajury after being charged in The usual
way by the Judge. Retired to their room
when brother white juror ventured to
ask a colored associate if he understood
the charge of the jrdgc..' "Gollyr eI-
claimcd che astonished mig, ''he don't
charge us muffin for dat, does he? I
thought we was gwine to git pay"
A cockney tourist met with a Scotch
lassie going barefoot toward Glasgow.
"Lassie," said be, II should like to know
il all the people in this part 90 barefoot
edT Part on 'em do ard shc rcrt
on 'em mind their owe business" was
the rather settling reply.
Kreporter, not as reliable as romantic {
in describing q fashionable wedding, scs
things mixed up some IS follows: m