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The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1873-05-29
GREAT " CHOLERA REMEDY
AIM KTLL ERR

a " n L IL II II II
1t is an Externa and Internal Remedy. For Sum
mer Complaint any other form Of bowel disease
i'll children adults, it is almost certain cure,
and has without doubt, been more successful in
curing the various kinds Of CHOLERA than any
other known remedy the most skillful physician.
In India Africa and China, where this dreadful dis
ease is more or less prevalent, the Pain-Rdler is
considered by the natives well ms by European
residents in those climates, SURE REMEDY
and while it most efficient remedy for pain, it
is perfectly safe medicine in the most unskillful
hands. 1t has become a household remedy, from the
fact that it gives immediate and permanent reliet
1t is purely vegetable preparation, made from the
best and purest materials safe to keep and use in
every family, 1t is recommended by physicians and
persons of all classes, and to-day after public trial
of thirty years-the average life of man-it stands
unriyaled and unexceled, spreading its usefulness
over the wide world.
Directions accompany each Bottle.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1873-05-29
SCHENCKS MANDRAKE PILLS.

EoSEiIjINSA . IitALNDAN1aAAh tAAho'
These Pills are compC sed exclusively ofvegetablo
ingredients, and although they entirely supersede
the of mercury do not leave any Of its injurious
effects They act directly upon the liver, and are
n valuable remedy in all cases of arrangement re-
sultng from disordered state of that organ. Liver
Complaint, Bilious Disorders, Indigestion, Sick
Headache, Typhoid aud other Fevers, &c. &c., all
succumb to the free Of SCHENCK's MANDRAKE
PILLS. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1873-05-29

Best and Oldest Family Medicine.- San
fJrds Liver InUigOratOr purely Vegetable Cdthdr-
VIC and T0nic-for dyspepsia Constipation, Debility,
Sick Headache, Bilious Attacks, and all derange-
ments of Liver, Stomach and Bowels. ASK your
Druggist for it, Beware Qf limitations.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1873-05-29

ONE COLD AFTER ANOTHER, will, with mary con-
stitutions securely establish the seeds of Con-
sum ption in the system. Those in eed of remedy
will find DR.. Jayne's Expectorant always prompt,
thorough and etficacous.
The Elk County advocate. [volume] (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, 1873-05-29
PERRY DAVIS a SON, Proprietors,
Proyidenca RI

J.N. HARRIS q CO., Cincinnati, O.,
Proprietors for the Western aud South Western
States.
For sale by all Medicine Dealers.
FOR SALE WHOLESALE BY
JOHN +. HENRY, New York
GEO. @. GOODWIN q CO., Boston.
JOHNSON HOLLOWAY d Co, PHILADELPHIA
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08
Avoid ouaoks and Imposters.

"FHe TOE Advioe and Consultation.
DR.. j. B. Dvott, Graduate of ,zessyson 1Csd,cnl
college, Philadelphia, author Of several valuable
works, can be consulted on all diseases Of the
sexual or Urinary Organs, (Which he has made
an especial study either in male or female, no
,inaster nom what cause originating or of how
him to treat disease with success. Cures guar.
anteed. Charges reasonable. Those at a dis.
tance can forward letter describing symptoms
ana enclosing stamp 70 prepay postage.
j. b. DYOTr, NJ d. ,.Physician and Surgeo a.
l04 Duane St New York
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08

AHsl0 We where to sell cnr new and Ill
w J. MSisp Nn' D. odering Machine send for III,
1 Il v IasSiiat d orcaor, to'the McKes NJ a.o
s''lf'oS Company, SO b uadway, New WA; mann
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08
For Safe

For Sale
~, l2.oOu to 20 900 feet OF SECOND-n AND
GplNH, al from 20 o35. cts per loot
inc Tuoin is in first class order and an
ready fitted "''
April %. Il. H, n. WAPNFP
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08

Merchants, Lawyers, Justices OF the Peace, Land
AGENTS. Oil Dealers and Agents. 1nsu rance Agents
ihiNpressmen aud other parties in want, are informed
M. Weare prepared execute to order Il kinds of
munity 9''>NN ''"i' ''''''
Jn,h,ng ,atronngo resnectrnllv solicitcA
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08
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What Next The 1s.. c,roo, J,,,,,,,, ,,
81 clnJs year. with a Inrrd,d nn -nasazihe
l0i. SpeliGo 3cen ~ Il ia, ~ it ~ " hIoho,
lcu saw this. J1An y = hInon I."p pt,, o'y "nero o
cigo. "oiisher' Chl-
The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-08-08
NEW ADVERTISER ENTS.
Columbia Classical institute

A Boarding School for Young Men and Boys For
Circulars, address Rev. ii. s. ALEXANDER, Col
nmbia, Pa
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
Tales of Il Grandfather

Glddy girls. you may laugh at yom grandpapa
HO1U
And ENJOY putting pins in his chair,
Doubled up Is tins figure, and furrowed this
brow,
Very scant are these teeth aud this hair.
You may speak OF me still, in YOUR soft prettt
way,
As the quaintest old image unhung
But fond recollection survives my decay
/ was very good-looking when young.
Half a century does make sort of a kind
OF difference, mark you, my dears,
And the brief way to reckon nv age up. I find
Is III tens or IN dozens of years
L must be about eighty OF So by the clock.
But my mind is & little unstrung.
And my talent for counting has come to
block
was brilliant at figures when young.
In the pus t-along hard-living Regency DAYS
| was prince of the fashion and STYLE,
when drove IN the Park with my carriage
Even Brummel bent low at my smile. /
What was gold? A mere nothing. In pleas.
urc aud play
Far and wide 1t got scattered aud flung -
For, though now IN the parish, | proudly can
sav
| was rolling in riches when young.
Oh, the flirting and frolc and fun that we had !,
was called au AdouIs IN curls
There was many a feminine heart very sad
When married your grandmother. girls
| bad rivals but What was rival to me.
With my figure, my face, aud my tongue
All, believe me, the sduaIid old pauper you see
Was dashinS Don Juan when young!
Fam
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
WHY Men Don't Marry,

The girl of the period is very much
interested III finding out why men are
so averse to binding themselves to the
matrimonial yoke. She would be the
last person IN the world to look for the
fault III herself, or attempting to apply
its remedy. Yet, if she but knew it,
luxury is woman's deadly enemy Here
is what William Makepeace Thackery
said on the subject, "And here's the
wreck of two lives Pretty, merry
Lefty Lovelace's rudder lost and she
cast away; and handsome Jack Spig-
gott stranded on the shore, like a
drunken Trinculo.'
What was it that insulted nature
Ito use no higher name), and perverted
her kindly intentions toward them ?
What cursed frost was it that ripped
the love that both were bearing, and
condemned the girl to sour sterility,
aud the lad to selfish old bachelor
hood
1t was the Internal Snob Tyrant
who governs us all, who say: Thou
shalt not love without a carriage and
horses; thou shalt have no wife in thy
heart and no children on thy knee
without page in buttons or a French
bonnie thou shalt so to the devil I'M
less thou hast brougham. Marry
poor, and society shall forsake thee !;
thy knsmen shall avoid thee as a Grim
lual; thy aunts and thy uncles shall
turn up their eyes and bemoan the
sad manner in which Tom or Harry
has thrown himself away
Iou, young woman, may sell your
self without shame, and marry old
CrPsus. You, young man, may lie
away your heart and your life for a
lointure. But you are poor, woe be
to you! Society. the brutal suob
autocrat, consigns you to solitary
perditlon. Wither, poor girl, IN your
garnet; rot, poor bachelor, i'll YOU
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
ANOTHER INVASION OF MEXICO.

TrJops again Cross the RIO Grande.
A special dispatch dated Eagle Pass,
Texas, June 26, to the Austin Journal,
communicates the following news,
which had just been received there
On the 22d inst. scout Numbering
forty men of the Fourth United States
Cavalry, was ordered out from Camp
Shafter, situated about thirty miles in
a southeasterly direction from here,
commanded by Lieut. Thurston, and
guided by our Border Chief" Green
Van, Lieutenant of the Maverick Coun
ty Minute Men. They struck fresh
cattle trail leading to the Rio Grande,
and following it up in double quick
time, arrived at the river about forty
five miles below here. and found that
the trail led through the river. They
captured one of the thieves-a Mexi-
can-who was yet on this bank of the
river. Threats were communicated
TO those across the river that
the troops would cross and kill every
man in charge of the herd if they did
not surrender themselves and the cat
tie. Immediately after a detail was
ordered to cross to assist them in
bringing the cattle to this side and
arrest the parties in charge of the herd
They found one man in charge, and
recaptured eighty head of beeves,
stolen from the different ranches of
our border settlements. Green Van
and the detail guarding the prisoners
arrived about O'Clock this forenoon
at Fort Duncan. The commanding
officer, Col. W. b. Schafer, held an ex-
animation, and placed the prisoners IN
close confinement IL the guard house
at Fort Duncan, Texas. until further
instructions are received The Mexi-
can authorities of Piedras Negras fully
lndorse this movement, and will aid
our troops In future in bringing to
justice the murderers and cattle thieves
of this section
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
Was Entitled to the Kettle

Respect for the body ecclesiastical does
not prevent the travelling of this small
story through the English papers. The
Bishop of lntchfeld hath a taste for walk
ing, and on one occasion, some time 90, he
walked from a church in the Black Coun-
try to the railway station where he was
TO take the train for home. On the way
he happened to observe group of men
sitting together on the ground, and i'm
mediate y resolved to "say Il word III
season to them, aftor the fashion of the
Caliph Haroun Or the district tract dis
tributor. "Well, my good men" said his
lOrdshlp ancoghito, what are you do
ngF The responce Of one of the men
was not calculated to please and encour
age the amlable prelate. 1--WE bin d
loyin," he said, Lying y said the hor-
rlded Bishop, " what de you mean p
Why, yer see," was the explanation,
"one on us fun kettle, and we bin a try
ing who can tell the biggest lie to have
IT " Shockingp said the Bishop, and
Stralghtway improving the occasion he
proceeded to impress upon The sinners the
enormity of lying. He informed them that
he had been taught that one of the great.
est sins was to tell lie, and, in fact, so
strongly had this been urged upon him
that never III the whole course OF his life
had he told lie. Would that we might
relate how those wicked men were moved
and charmed by the recital of such saint
illness Alas no sooner had the excellent
Bishop made this announcement than
there was a gleelul shout, " Gle tn COVER
nor th' kettle; gle the governor the ket-
lie ~
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
4 Serious tnterTuptIan.

Never was the solemnity of funeral
more throughly disturbed than in case
which occurred in this city about week
ago. Two corpses arrived here on the
same day for burial. The first enc was
duly taken taken in charge at the denot,
and In the course of an hour or so was on
It's way to the cemetery, at the head OF
procession of mourners. But before The
gate was reached another hearse was seen
approaching at twO-forty speed, or as near
that as would be expected of an undertak
er's horse. Undertaken No. of course
soon overhauled the procession, and pro.
ceeded coolly to appropriate the corpse,
informing the astoniShed mourners that
u vexatious mistake had been made, and
that they would have to wait until the ar
rival OF the next train before they could
witness the burial of their deceased
frlend.-NelU Bedford Standard.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
Capture of Naval Vessels by Spanish In


The following particulars have been
Carthagena, and the capture of some
of the finest vessels of the Spanish
Navy:
The insurgents, after gaining con-
troll of the city, seized Costello de los
GallerOs, a strong fort on the west side
of the harbor, less than LOCO yards
from the entrance, which it commands
completely. This gave them control
of the two lower batteries on shore and
the mouth Of the harbor. They hoist
ed the red flag of the Commune over
these Notifications, and summoned the
squadron lying in the harbor to surren-
der. The crews were III sympathy with
the insurgents, and the vessels fell into
their hands without opposition. The
chief command of the squadron is now
entrusted to PoSas, who led the in
surrection III the naval arsenal al
FerrOlin, Province Of Corunna, some
months ago. The vessels thus taken
by the insurgents are the Victor, an
IRON clad, "a guns the Numancia, aD
iron-clad, % guns the Teteur, an
iron-clad, 40 guns the Almanac,
screw frigate, IS guns, and the
steamers Fernando, Ell CatoIicio.
Ferrolana, and Blasco Garay, not
classified. The four vessels first named
are among the first in the Spanish
NAVY
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
4 Serenade.

From the folds OF your snow-wbite pillow.
Ny love, my beautiful, rise,
And come to the easement window
Where the wind through the cedars signs
Star and planet are leaplng
Out through the cloudless blue;
Planet aud star are weeping
And wondering where are YOU
The moon, like a royal maiden
Sits Oh her cloud-bullt throne,
And the breath Of the dainty Tulips
From the garden maths Is blown;
Under the dropped narcissus
The bulbul sits and sings,
And the leaves of the rose are brushing
The dew from the winds light wings.
Under the leafy easement,
Sweet, | an waiting STILL
Watching the lamp-It lattice
I'LL thy hand on the window sill
Rusties the dainty rose-leayes
That lovingly cluster there,
Signing TIL somebody culls them
10 twlne in thy dark brown hair.
Ny own, my beautiful Nina,
Come, till my love pour
Come. till tell the passion
NV heart cln hide no more =
Till | SIT IN the rich sweet lustere
OF thy dark blue eyes divine,
And bless in a blissful rapture
The hour that shall make thee mine.
Shine out, o shimmerng planet
O, painting shadow lie still
Methlnks It's the rim Of her ralmeut
[ see 10y the Window-sill.
Hush, bUlGul under the roses
Oh, rapture! the nour draws near!
Silence, thou restless zephyr
lis her step, It's her voice | hear
Dou you think we have all gone mad, Sir !?
In truth, | wish you'd leave off;
I'm diving tonight with tOothache,
And your howhng won't cure my cough.
lis really strange, It's mOnstrous,
How little of sense remains,
Or even of common pOit@ness,
When folks get love on their brains"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
A Heroic Constable.

Stephen Chase, constable of Wash
ington township, Indiana, was riding
on horseback to his fathers on Thurs
day night; he had occasion to cross the
track of the Grand Rapids and Indiana
Railroad, and discovered that large
hickory tree had fallen directly across
the track in the woods. 1t was then
about dark, and a passenger train would
be along in two hours. He rode to his
fathers, nearly a quarter Of a mile,
procured an axe, and had cut off one
end of the tree when the axe slipped
and went into his left foot cutting it
half of. He remounted the log, cut off
the other end, and rolled it one side,
leaving a clear passage for the train ;
then jumped on his horse and galloped
home through the rain to look after
lis foot
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
Throttling the Press i'm Germany.

The high-handed manner in which
the Prussian Government treats the
press may be inferred from the follow
ing incident: A few weeks ago the
whole issue of the Berlin Tribune, a
satlrlcal paper scarcely less popular
than the kladderadatsch, was seized
and confiscated by the police author1-
ties. The reason assigned was rebus,
whose solution was to have been evil
ham-shaven." To indicate the first
word, William, a picture of the Empe-
ror had been used. The dogberries of
the police had scented some treason in
this, and instead of taking the trouble
tc ask an explanation, at once sup.
pressed the entire edition. When the
mlsapprehension was explained few
days afterward the copies were return
ed to the publishers without even an
apology, much less compensation for
the pecuniary loss inflicted.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02

II print shop on William street,
New York, is picture combining a
view of heaven and hell, with angels
and harps soaring above, and an as
sortment of very unhappy demons
bowling below. The startling effect of
this singular combination is enhanced
by written notice tackled to the frame,
of "a basement to let"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
The Earthquake in Itaiy.

A correspondent writing about the
recent earthquake in North Italy, says
the effects of the earthquake at the VII
lage of st. Piede Folleto were terrible.
1t was the fete of ST. Peter, the patron
saint of the place. The church was
gaily decorated, and was crowded with
worshippers, when without moments
warning an undulation swept beneath
the village, and down came the roof
and walls of the church, burying it's
living contents. Those nearest the
door were able to escape, but of the
remainder thirty-eight were killed
on the spot, eighteen men and twenty
women and great number seriously
hurt. The priest officiating had his
arm broken. Two others assisting
escaped. The entire village was scene
of fallen and falling houses.
THE most wide spread case of liver
complaint on record is III a house on
Pine street, where thirty boarders have
it. But 1t is cheaper than other meat.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02

The last name in the list of the new
Italian Ministry is Signor Finali,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02

HENRY WARD BEEcHER gets, from all
sources, $4,000 year.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-02
Abroad.

WILLOW FEVER IS spreading on the Mexican
Gulf Coast. Cholera has appeared at Vera
Cruz.
Ar Blarratz an attempt was made Sunday to
assassinate Marshal Serrano. while walking in
the grounds of his villa. The assassin has
been arrested.
\ HAVANA letter states that two entire Span
ISL regiments are in revolt against the Cap
tain General. Several Spanish camps in
PGerto Principi have been Withdrawn and
she forts in the northern section of the Island
are being abandoned by the Spaniards.
The loss of the schooner Memento off the
coast OF Nova Scotia, with all hands, Is an
ounced.
Huntington independent. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1871-1874, 1873-10-02

The canvass wakes warm in our
ueighboring state, Ohio. Party spirit
and energy are strongly called out and
each party is struggling hard for vic,
tory. The Republicans under Moves
with the prestige Of possessing the Of
fees seem to give them tho prospect,
vet the Democrats, under the lead Of
the venerable VIM. Allen, will make a
strong fight. The campaign has called
forth the talent # tie Site, and in
every county public meetings are held
and are addressed by their respective
speakers. The giants, however, are
Thurman and Morton, the latter gen
tlemau having left his tranquil abode
in Indiana to assist in the reelection
Of his friend, Moves. AS usual in po-
htical campaigns, the more Sanguine
are already footing up majOrities on
paper to be upset on election day. The
th1d, or Peoples party will be left in
the distance.
Huntington independent. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1871-1874, 1873-10-02

Buffers patience is equal to his i'm
pudenee. When Garrett Davis put
his clenched fist under Benjamin's nose
and called him, in the presence Of the
United States Senate, "a universally
recognized BLACKBOARD, coward and
scOundrel,7 he, Butler, made no other
response than bestOw upon the Ken
lucky Senator q brazen currish look,
full Of impotence and menace bot
ting his wrath until he could deal a
harder blow. And at the recent
gubernatOrial convention seeing that
he was beaten by WaShburn he again,
in an insinuating manner that spoke
plainly that he was biding his time,
withdrew his name from the contest
He had an eye bearing upon his chanc-
eS for the future when he hopes to
punish those who snubbed him The
most remarkable feature of his con-
duct is his impudent sadv;ce to the con-
vention TO adopt the resolution that
condemned the "salary-grsb' Inaugural
ted by himself
Huntington independent. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1871-1874, 1873-10-02
Farmers Oranges.

The institution of Farmers Oranges
has become pretty general through al
{ be Western and some Of the Southern
States; these societies have many ex-
cellent features, and the leading idea,
that Of union by the farmers for mu-
tual protection is first rate one, but
there is danger which attends all
popular movements, attending this, and
that is, that an absence Of opposition
viii lead 20 extravaganza Of action or
assertion.
The farming Interests Of West Vir-
ginia, and more particularly Of Cabell
Co, with which We have mostly to do.
are important, and should be footered,
hut VIC do rot think the Institution of
oranges, with all their principles of OPP
position to Railroads, aud wholesale
denunciation of them and their officers
is one Of the means by which farming
interests may be encouraged. On the
contrary, We DO believe that so far, by
their indiScriminatc and bitter warfare
against railroads, the oranges have
injured themselves and the farming in
tercSts generally, when those interests
arc located at points requiring trans
POrtatiou Of their products TO a market
Let rs look at the matter reasonably
Suppose a store is opened in place for
the sale Of such goods as q farmer needs;
there is but one store, and the neigh
borhood is dependent on it for goods; III
that store does a ruinOuS business; if
the farmers refuse to deal with it and
it breaks down, thereispoor encourage
ment for another one to open there:
whereas, if it is prosperous, sells q large |
amount Of goods, extends its operations
and exhibits the signs Of general sue
cess. other, will suppose that if one can
lcsC Esll another viii he able TO at
Huntington independent. [volume] (Huntington, W. Va.) 1871-1874, 1873-10-02
GOOD LOCATIONS

PEMBRoKE.-I his IS the name VI
trademark y Y:,ioh those nicely
made and eleg.ntl, -1t.ing white dress
Shirts are called, that are only to be
had in Virginia of 4. B. Spence &
Son, Merchant Tailors, Clothiers, and
Dealers in Gentlemen's Furnishing
Goods, at No. 1900 Maio street, Rich.
mond, Va. Spence 4 Son take meas
ures and have those Shirts made spe-
cially to order, so that all can have q
perfect-6tting shirt by calling on
them for the Pembroke Shirt" at
1900 Main street; aud, in addition
to full stock of Shirts, L. B. Spence
d Son have always the largest stock
OF Cloths, Csssimeres and VestiDgs
to be found 10 the city. And they
make Clothing to order, in the very
best style and at the lowest prizes. If
you are in need Of Wedding Suits,
Dress. Suits, or Business Suits, you
can always be nicely suited by calling
on Spence Il Son. In their Gentle
mems Furnishing Department you
will find all Of the latest novelties 10
Neck Wear, Gloves, Hosiery and
Handkercbiefs, Under Wear, Suseen-
ders, Collars, Cuffs, and all other ar
tioles necessary for gentleman's
outfit. We advise all in want of good
Clothing and Furnishing Goods, ct
moderate prices, to call at the old
corner Clothing House, No 1900
Main street, corner Of 18th, Rich
mond, Va, and examine the stock of
goods that Z. B. Spence & Son will
chow pou. Call early and often, and
call at once. 40m6.