Orangeburg times. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1872-1875, 1873-12-18
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IL write to ask for your valuable assis-
tance in a matter of difficulty. I am
anxious to dispose of a piece of property.
You can help me among your numerous
| subscribers, And this is just the time,
when the cold weather is on us, with the
lplain prospect of more coming. I want
| to- dispose of STOVE. It is a GREAT
STOVE. There is no nonsense about that
stove. & am prepared to recommed that
stove to your subscribers and the pulilic
at large, one and all The mani bought
itfrom recommended it to me. He said
it was first-rate stove. When I tell
yl,u its qualifications end merits and then
TIL you my terms, you will say it is "dog
cheap" Isaid Iwas prepared to RECON-
As'ND that stove. So now, 1 will tell
ypu what that stove CAN do; what it has
dpne ; what it is at any moment ready to
| dof how got that stove; why am pre-
Pared to part with itat sacrifice, and
lsy terms of trade.
i lst. 1t is the most complete coAL.sAY-
ING establishment ever devised by the
Ingenuity of man. Here, then, is econ
omy.
I'D. 1t combines in a small compass ali
the qualities of first class smoke-house,
end our farmers will find it Invaluable if
| Only on that account.
3D.. The pipe can lie run out either
Window, facing any point of the compass,
laad aad that stove will rot be particular
S8ut will draw equally rs we'll from one
side as the other. ~ u1
4th The smoke from this stove never
lSanoys any one-on the outside.
9th, After becoming used to it you
pse to wonder atsits draught.
9th. &c recur TO its saving qualities i
or GooD coal. in that stove
S lsnslar months
That will about do for the Tecomf1eli eliass= {
tions. Now I'll tell you how I got it,
how we got along; and why am willing
to part with it at a sacrifice We'll, /,
wanted stove badly. I debated what
sort of stove I should get. saw from
my location that my neighbor burned
coal, and that there was a good long
winters supply lying exposed directly
under my window. l said to myself: 1t
must be evident to the most obtusc mind
that a COAL. stove is what l need. It is
clear that coal can be made to cost less
than wood So before my neighbors
could lock up their COAL | bought me a
COAL STOVE. 10 is the number Of that
sto7e-"Sc Scorcher" isits name. Why its
inventor christened it "Scorcher," 1 can't
for the life of me say, but that clearly is
its name, for it is stamped on its head
piece. Perhaps the man was of n face
cious turn of mind. and slightly inclined
to "sarcastiness." AT all events that is
the name address it by in playful fa-
miliarity tho confess to bitterness of
satire when l use that title OH very
cold morning, being alone with the stove.
As / remarked already, 1 bought this
coal stove, this little ''scorchcr;'-yes,
and paid for it too large amount
(though, rs you will evidently conclude,
not one cent more than its actual worthy
/ was proud of this bargain, assure you
didn't much care to notice any one who
was not the owner Of ''Scorchcr No.
TO-" | rather looked down OH such.-
What right has any one to holding
up his head in the streets, when he KNOWS
actually knows-he don't own a
"Scorcher No. 1OW And when the man
purchased it from came round to put it
up, / could scarcely contain myself My
exultation was unbounded. 1 gave my
self up to luxurious sensation. felt
now had something to boast of. With
pride and delight l sat awhile and
watched my man as he worked Mt it; bnt
| couldn't sit still then | walked all
around him and touched daintily the
different parts of that stove rs they were