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Railroad route, not advertised.

1912 From Plumnervie to Frederick 8 mile
and back, three times a week, by
schedule of departures and arrivals sat
isfactory TO the postmaster at Pumner
vile.
.3Gl5 From College ST. James to Breatheds
vie, 3 miles and back, three times
week. by schedule of departures ant
arrivals satisfactory Ia the posinl,stc
at College st. james.
Proposals invited for six times a-wcel
service.
7oo5 FROM ConocOcncagne, by Fairview and
tearOSs, to Ma>nn and Dixon, PA !
10 miles and back, three times a week
Leave ConOcochcague Monday Wednes.
day, and Saturday at p. m.
Arrl'e a; Mason and Dixon by p. IN.
Leave Mason and rixon Monday, Wed,
nesday, and Saturday, at 4:3O y. M:
Arrive al Conocochcague by 1880 p. m.
""Ni From Dundee TO Skip,on, 81 miles and
back, once week, by n schedule OF
departures and arrivals satisfactory to
The postmaster al Dundee.
1850 From Westminster by Mexico In ol and
Snysdersburch, n o. 20 Manchester
10 miles and back. once a week.
Leave Westminster SATURDAY. at . a. M .
Arrive at Manchester by II M;
Leave Manchester Saturday at ] p. m
Arrire al Westminster by y. IN :.
Proposals Invited for twice "A week .cf.
vice.
"Je0 From Su tsviile 10 i.,nham, 4 miles and
back tAr'" times week, 10y "A SEIZED
rc Il departures and arrivals salts
factory 10 the postmaster at Suits
vile. "''
Proposals also invited for service on;,
ting Lanham. aEd ending a, wilson,
Station, In o.
&ss. From Mulliken Station IN O. 10y Mitchell
Vile and Shepherds Store. To Wc,t
River. II miles and back, three Times
week.
Leave Mullihen Station Tuesday, Thurs
day, aud Saturday at "A M:
Arrive at West River by II M:
Leave West River Tuesday, Thursday,
and Saturday a, l p. M;
Arrive Il, Nulliken Station by p. IN.
Proposals invited for six times a-week
service.
1888 From Dutlield TO White Plains Station,
u. * J.. X. r. u miles and back
three times week, by a sche dule of
departures and arrivals satisfactory 10
the postmaster at Dufield.
1863 From Port Tobacco to Murdock Station
(B 4 j. X. H., miles aud b,ck. 81
times "A week, by "a schedule sniisf,c,o,v
10 the postmaster at Port tobacco. and
making connection with trains north
and south.
1850 From Lake Roland, by Brook landville,
TO SteveIsons Station, miles and
back, FIX times week, by schedule |
Of departures and arrivals satisfactory !
to the postmasters.
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The undersigned, --, whose post Office
address is -, county of -, State OF
-, proposes to convey the mails Of the Uni
ted States, from July l, 1873, to June 80, 1876,
on route No., between - and -,
under the advertisement of the Postmaster Gen
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certainty, and security" Claw of June 6, 1872,
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There are about sc, 900 barrels of patrol
cum at the public wharves of London, and
about 20,0e0 more barrels on their way to
the United Kingdom. The Pail Mall Gazette
suggests, however, that "a total illumination
of the city would be perhaps even a worse
calamity than 4 total darkness"
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The undersigned, postmaster of -, State
OF -, certifes, UNDER HIS OATH OF OFFICE,
that he is acquainted with the above guarantors,
and knows them to be men of property and able
to make good their guarantee and that bidder
and guarantors are above the age of II years.
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5000 and upward shall he accompanied by a
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M. E. B. CARY,
|HRaDrlDSAAS.
STATES MAIL.
MARYLAND.


Posi- OFFICE Der HTMEyT,
WAsmINGToN, December ], 1872.
Proposals will be received at the Contract
Office of this Department until p. m. of
March 5, 1873, TO be decided or before
March 20. 1872 for conveying the mails of the
United States, from July !, 1878, to June 80,
1876, in the State Of Maryland, on the routes
and by the schedules of DEF ar,ures and arrivals
herein specified.
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GILBERT HOUSE.
Saratoga Springs, N. Y, 1872.

The House is favorably known, and located
within two minutes walk of the Depot, and five
minutes walk of all the principal Mineral
Springs, situated on Washingto street. nearly
opposite the Baptist Church. one of the most
beautiful streets in Saratoga.
THE ROOMS ARE LARGE AND AIRY.
well ventilated, and neatly furnished; will be
kept open during the season as "a
First Class Pirate Bomdiay House.
Inc rapIe VIII be supplied with the best the
market affords.
REFERENcEs-Frederic Douglass, Bishop J.
W. Loguen, +. j. Bowers. PHILADELPHIA Kew,
n. Freeman, Brooklyn; Peter +. Baltimore.
Troy; William Rich, Troy Adam Blake,
Albany; VIM. H. Montague, Springfield, Mass;
Col. X. Harlan, Cincinnati, Ohio: George +
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bidder for convey.

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ing the mail on route No. =. from -,
do swear that l have the ability pecuniarily to
fulfill my obligations as such bidder; that the
bid is made in good faith, and with the intention
to enter into contract and perform the service in
case said bid shall be accepted and that the
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and that believe the said guarantors to be pc,
cuniarily responsible for and able to pay all
damages the United States shall suffer by reason
of my failing to perform my obligations as such
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"A HeYosi'o,y If FGshion, PienuDc, and In.
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III L FREEDMA%:>
SAVINGS AND TRUST
ca NM FA " u.
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ESTABLISHED MARCH. 1865
Chartered BY the Cov.rnm,n urt,,a
states.
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states.

banking House 1885, Pennsylvania Avenue.
Opposite the Treasury
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Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1873-10-31

TOR SALE!
Ny HOUSE upon Atkinson street, one of the most
desirable in this village. Terms easy, possession
given Immediately.
20 J.LYMAN.
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suited his physician with reference to
his pale face, emaciation, Indigestion,
and low spirits, He weighed but los.
"Stop smoking was the prescription.
In four months he had increased %
pounds, had become clear and healthy
in skin, his digestion all right, and his
spirits restored. One or two millions of
our young and middle aged men are in
a similar condition, and would be restor-
ed to health and spirits by the same
prescription. On the whole the cigar is
worse than the pipe.
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1873-10-31

SECRET OF ORAToRY.-I owe my sue
cess in life to one fact. At the age of
II / commenced and continued for years,
the practice oe daily reading and speak
ing upon the contents of some historical
or scientific book. These off.hand or
scientific efforts were made sometimes in
a cornfeld, at others in the forest, and
not unfrequently in some distant barn,
with the OK and the horse for my audi
tors. 1t is to this early practice in the
great art of arts that | am indebted for
the primary and leading impulse that
stimulated me forward. and shaped and
nodded my entire subsequent destiny.
Improve then, young gentlemen, the SUI
perior advantages you now enjoy. Let
no day pass without exercising the pow
er of speech. There is no power like or
atory. Cesar controlled men by excit-
ing their fears, Cicero by captivating
their affections and swaying their pas
sions. The influence of the one died
with the author; that of the other con-
Times to this day.-Heary Clay
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1873-10-31

TOBACCO AND YOUNG MEN.-Dr. Die
Lewis writes Observe that young fell
low crossing the street. You see a good
many of that kind just now. Some folks
say it is climate. l will show you in
some future chat that the climate of
America, with fair chance, produces
not only the bes. complexion but the best
health in the world.
Did you notice the thing he was car
rying in his mouth? Well. it is that
meersehaum which is doing the business
for him, 1t is busy with three millions
of our men. Let US study one of these
meerschaum suckers. We will take a
young man. Heshall have brains, mon
ey, and plenty of time for sucking. Pale,
nervous, irritable, thin in chest and stom-
ach, weak in muscle, he is fast losing his
power Of thought and application. Let
US get near enough to him to smell of
him! Even the beasts of prey will not
touch the corpse Of soldier saturated
with the vile poison.
Chewing is the nastiest mode, shutting
ruins the voice, but smoking, among
those who have time to be thorough, is
most destructive.
Young X. graduated with honor at
Harvard mo devotee of the weed has
ever graduated with the highest, honors
at that institution. and soon after con-
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54liscellauu.
A somnambulist Gymnast,

The queer freaks of sleeping man in
st. Louis are thus related by the Times
"A conductor of street cars, named
Leslie, boards Mt q house nearly opposite
the Office of the car company. The
house is about sixty feet front, three sto-
ries high, and Leslie's room is in the top
story. Adjoining the building is one of
lower altitude, the roof of which is about
six feet below Leslie's window. East Of
this are the car stables. Between eleven
and twelve o'clock one night Leslie was
seen 10 his night dress, cutting up all
sorts of queer pranks ON the roof of his
clearinghouse. He was here throwing
series of flip-faps, dancing backward
and forward, and gesticulating in the
strangest possible manner. He then
walked down to the caves of the roof,
where he seated himself, with his legs
dangling over the street. Jumping up,
he marched along the edge of the roof
to the western parapet wall, which is on
ly brick thick, up which he walked to
the chimney, which he mounted and
passed around it. Coming down from
this perilous perch, he walked over the
roof, stopping by the way to go through
the manual of arms, till he reached the
eastern parapet, from which he jumped
down on to the roof of the low building.
Here he INDUCED in little tight rope
practice, walking along the wire of the
fire alarm telegraph, the crowd mean
while being in breathless suspense at the
danger in which the poor fellow was.
He then jumped back on to the roof,
threw first rate summerset, and climbed
up to the roof-ridge of the house. These
sorts of evolutions were continued with
out any apparent fatigue or thought Of
danger for some time. He jumped down
ON to the stable roof, some four or five
feet lower, and marched up and down
the front wall of the building, some
hundred feet in length, going through
the manual exercise the while in the
most perfect manner He returned by
the course he had come, climbing the
bare wall at the east end of the middle
building without any apparent difficulty
and making clean leap of several feet
through his window into his bedroom
A number of the officers of the car com
pany went into his room Immediately
where they found Leslie on his bed, eyi
IDENTIFY fast asleep. though with staring
wide open eyes, After some difficulty he
was awakened from his stupor, but was
unable to give any reason for his strange
antics, being evidently unconscious thai
anything unusual had occurred. His
attention was called to his blackened
hands and bleeding feet, but he could
not give an idea as to how they came in
that condition. Altogether it is one Of
the most extraordinary cases of som
nambulism on record, and well worthy
the attention of the scientific. His fell
low employees say that he has on several
former occasions been caught while or
similar sleep-walking excursions, but
never before had he INDUCED in such 9
remarkable series of gymnastic feats.'
Bellows Falls times. [volume] (Bellows Falls, Vt.) 1856-1965, 1873-10-31
M. ARMSTRONG.

DRACTICAL PLUMBER and dealer in PLUMB
i ERS' MATERIALS. Ss-Competont workmen
sent to all parts Of the country. All work neatly
hand and for sale Drain Pipe and Tyline. Shop in
rear of Cheshire Bank.
1922 KEENE, N. H.. Box 9g7.
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How LONG TO SLEEP.-The fact is,
that as life becomes concentrated, and its
pursuits more eager, short sleep and
early rising become impossible. We
take more sleep than our ancestors, and
we take more because we want more.
Six hours sleep will do very we'll for a
plougnman or bricklayer, or any other
man whl has no exhaustion but that
produced by manual labor, add the soou-
er he takes il after his labor is over the
better. But for man whose labor is
mental, the stress Of work is on his brain
and nervous system, and for him who is
tired in the evening with day of men,
tai application, neither early to bed nor
early 20 rise is wholesome. He needs
letting down to the level of repose. The
longer the interval between the active
use Of the brain and his retirement to
bed, the better his chance Of sleep and
refreshment. To him an hour after mid
night is probably as good as two hours
before it, and even then his sleep will
not 50 completely and quickly restore
him as it will his neighbor who is phys.
ically tired. He must not only 90 to
bed later, bat lie longer His best sleep,
probably, lies in the early morning hours
when all the nervous excitement has
passed away, and he is in absolute rest.
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WOman's Rights.

One day at school
/ told the boys
Twas wrong to chew tobacco,
A six year old.
Grown very bold,
Presumed to give his veto.
Says he, saw
A fellow chaw
Because he had the toothache;
'Taint never wrong
For any one
To chaw that has the toothache."
The school agreed
With him indeed
1t charmed the urchins,
Quite puzzled.
Could scarce reply
At first TO his assertions.
A happy thought,
However, brought
Relief from Greeley's namesake.
Horace" l said,
" If a girl instead
Should chance to have the toothache,
What should she do p"
Like older ones by time unschooled
He cratched his head.
And then he said.
She'd orter have the tooth pulled"