Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-02-07
BITS OF FUs.

A criminal court-sparking another ,nap's
wi!ss, 0 e,.a. s.aa
What two classes Of patlpers arc best
known in the Indies2 The East Indy gent
and the West Indy-gent. 5s .
What il the difference between gauze dress
and drawn tootlls One il too thin aid tho
other is tooth OUT. e ssEg aa; fsss9e
i Mrs. Snidkins says her husband is 4 thr~s,
j handed man-rlght hand, lsit hand, aud
little belind-hand. sgssss=
i Brown says the mountain air is 80 thin In
New Hampshire that you can see tile .houa-
4 t,.in's peak and the wood pine.
i A merchant advertised ior a clerk who
t..could hear confinement" and received aa,
answer ircnnone. wAo lad been seven years
in Jail.
An exchange announces, on tie death OF a
/ lady that .she lived fifty years with her has
band, anil died in confident hope Of y bottsr
life" s1 .dl a}i E.4ss.sy 44,...4..zs.,
The wife OF roofer being asked il. slie::was
not afraid to have her husband exposed 70
such danger, trustfully replicd: .'Oh, he's
Ensured" 87s'!s hsa ii.es.8sg
| The fact that the only two giraffess IN the
1 country were burned with Barnutn's muse
um, gives the newspapers many pair o.
gratis. i.4 fa -.
1t was North Carolinian who. in speaking
of the extreme ieanness Of his neighbours
hogs, said that he had to put oycreoats on
them to enable them TO make shadow in
Tie sum- at 0it-s46jessss.,i 4.s.s .,s3sal@
! A Frenchwoman once. said that she aes@s'
loved anything. ~ oil loved your chiltlreir'
suggested friend. when they were litle,"
fshc replied. .''And YOU. love diamondsr'
4 'sWhen they are. large sJ3 Bs,g.-t
Il Al Connecticut sexton prevents the can-
Egregaion from shifting about MD changing
seats BY dextereusly. applying u gebof pitch
to their persons when they enter tho sauctx-
ary. He says "tlc church is no place 70 fool
[urouild in.'' et'9 sae raE .'5te4
II A,reporter was disturbed one night by
nossa, which was occasloned BY man fallen
at Ills door in fit when he cried to his bet
ter half, .Mary, Mary, bring my notebook
and a candle directly; here's II paragraph
come to .the.door..'' HID fHs
/, Z small boy. while, ,lpitcring on an errand
af h4.s ~.
Doctor-I am. pleased, to say, Mrs. fi'A-,
h,owne. that ;I' Shall be able to yacei''A'c
|. vonr baby from a very healthy ciilu OF yo"'
Q Incl ghbor, Mrs. JONES' fFs. !a.. .o,,,,
: Mrs Fitzbrowne--' o dear, DOCTOR, c"''"
+. mot permit that. We do not care - y y ''
rs mn with the Jonescs in any way 1f7
to- Asyouns lady who let her lids drop on DO
70 ~, snol, en- TO tcnderiy by Young Rc'.sts
e. ;,a., il anxious toireeoyer ihcnls anu oh''
mt aIhandsome reward for their fes'ot.'io"'
,.,t;ea, gentleman Of her acquaintance az
4 s,;res her they could not have been prope's
,oe So, =. ,h,.v would not have been lost.
ep,1 p.snonses to prayers and sermons may De
Iy-I oo,nd If they come in at the right place
,ue eyaat - however. came in response fecen'
an, :. ~ j minister il, an African elnrca. liz
rep nod come down from the pulpit foainyne
he ,trnaniger in one Of the ,.pews to preach 10
the b;,pp hnt was unsuccessful. ~ 95@bfethreh'
.er- said he s.I invited Brother s. to preach, ou
,ng i. dec,;nes. ,, ;is'Thank Gpd!" roared out
I'm ~ :, F,ro,n the middle of the church.
hen I11e'1 ,.Jt -a--s-'--.-,--m =. ,e,
~ ,r.SqSG SwEAT.--A Michigan paper 'ei
will an amusing story of minister Of llas o'"'
for who took an old fashiored sweat, ana Va
her. yr.nned up in an old fash!onel patch quit
very many colors. In que couss n - snntss
,l,ey walked up to find himself ALI Oyer ' spo1',
beus hlne. black and purple. Believing tha' mo
s is tification had already set in' ne pesah
I ac- setf,c up his earthly accounts ana prep"
! 10 tor his final dissolution, while tho memhe
for Of the flock gave themselves up 20 uno.
!. - trol,ahle Grief. The arrival Of, physlc'
' and the examination Of the faded qulIst ga
smother explanation OF the spofs' aEa W,
foul tho house of mourning into one oly iaugn'
me n,xrnAI. Notwithstanding TO oiii'
sns ~" .,;.,,t. refurns. there were realszea5 CUR
'oi ~ tho year 1871, by the mining ut''Af''on
sne ~ -, or;o,,. minerals OF Great Britain e@'
% pe If s,ate. building stone. linles ana q
;a4e,y n American currency. aa,se n's'D' = "'''
: ] a ~ With nerhaps the exceptiono OF tin every =
= - 80 - or. to be found. tn that kings
!. "a ohourds in the United States, 10 'ef'
ensity greater exteh'. - IL. a---.-----.
ddonly rrhe iron manufactures OIL h',S az. :.
nee 70 NOW confidently looking to inc ohi'oA :, :.
bed he - .ource from whence to obtain supp''
is face ng metal, withthe exception OF eon.,', u,
hen '' ne 70 enjoy supremacy in making ma.".
und ~ 9. with which to supply, In great ne'su pen
'narksq own people, and the rest OF msnki',u'
referred on" - s-----7 80
eating 4 fight has occurred on the he heau -
would the republican. between the e.' eoaA a. a,a
.'a nces. ii, which dozen or mo more ihal""i
- Killed. and Gen, Ord j. interfering IL !. !. I,
world the good work from going on, : = %, ~
'cuihai, that as soon as Indians tFy 70 y ''S'
les aha' they should Leinterrupted. !
lasses Of BRArsrRp is town Of lesstnan wv ~,
Mount 70 growth, and las about 2,7oo pop.
or over ,Tha 1ilace ID situated OH the eastern
4 remain ne Mississippi, aud from t,s ..",it,
mali beer the SURROUNDING forest, rs eaiieu
Pin~ss.' 1854 7a III !
Is legi.m. company mas heen organlsse;'ate III : :.
fIH under tle automatic 50 stem ~ ION 10
Ii. and line has peeii put IN ope'aWvc, PEI Was,
e is often H Ns.r Ynrk' Wliiadelphia aiid Mas' .s
,acy swal- The eou. .pany offer TO sena cure,