The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-12-07
AN old liner--your washwoman.

AN ora llner-yOur WaShWOman,
Prison wARE-Rogues "mugs."
THE reign of mud, and the mother
pig teaches its young idea how to
wallow.
ARRESTS have been lively the last
few days. So were the arrested as well
as their clothes
DALLAS wives never apply for di-
vorce; they have no complaint to make
against the male service,
OUR policemen are getting up n
rogues gallery. This art exhibition
will be run TO the tune of the "ROgue's
March,
MEssRs. FRANKLIN & PENN, the
spirited book and stationery firm, offer
an attractive stock of holiday goods, as
per advertisement
Two fine oil paintings will be ratified
at Friends saloon, on the corner of
Main and Elm streets, on Wednesday
evening. You can pull the trigger at
one dollar jerk.
Four hundred bales of cotton were
counted in one day coming to this
market, passing farm house few
miles this side of Waco. Oh Waco
where art thou?
II is yet matter of speculation asst
whether we have any sidewalks and
crossings, and until wagons are con-
fined to the streets we shall remain as
deeply in the dark as ever
A COMPANY of Germans intend
opening u large tract of land near TINS
city, in few months, for a market
garden, They say they will not only
be able to supply the whole city, but
many adjoining towns.
PRESIDENT CALDER, ofthe Dallas and
Wichita company, advertlseS for propo-
sails for the graduation and bridging OF
the second, third and fourth five mile
divisions, of that road until, the 18th
inst.
A WOMAN with gun a siX-shooter,
and knife, started ont of town yester-
day, to transfer another female to the
shining land,n for having sent her
letter containing observations upon
her purity and her learning, not con-
sistent with the spotless snow OF her es-
cutcheon.
SAID a paterfamilias as he stood
shivering in his yard yesterday, ana
gazing from depleted pocket pooN 10
a declining wood pile. "rhats very
slim wood pile and this is very sim
pocket book. / give the weather JUST
two DAYS to decide in favor of the wood
pile or the pocket book"
A GENTLEMEN in this city claims
parsnips have cured him of dyspepsia
We have heard of a public run Oh"
vegetable being of value to the man
who owned them, and now 1t appears
that stomach !Erun Oh" q vegetaple y
of value to the man who owns Jug
stomach.
STRANGERS, or any one else wishing
to purchase one of the best farms ~
Dallas county, ereferr dto the auser-
tisement of 0. b. Nance Esq, postoiliee
address, Lancaster Dallas county,
Texas. In thickly settled portion Oh
the county, with every necessary 'ih
provemel t, with timber and prairie'
running streams, etc. Read the au'e'
tisemeht.
MAJOR GROVE, ofthe Dallas Planning
Mill, offers bar counter anu a.,
appliances to the same, at a reou'e'
price. We know of no gen'ie'iia'i
whom we can more highly recommehu
as a reliable, energetic and accom-
plished contractor and builder ''i"n
Major Grove, and parties contemp'u'
ing building or requiring the services
of all understanding head ana manu-
should call upon the Major
SIXTEEN head of horses belonging 10
a drove, owned by man by tne .""
of Thomas, were poisoned nor'h "
this city yesterday, by eating son.
poisonous weed. Mr.. Thomas u'u NV
set up q shout and offer hi asa,tsd
each for his horses, but he eAal'eI
himself upon the nearest stump an" =
affldavited ("afiidavited," we thl''N -
a pious way of saying Swear" 50 W.
use 1t for that reason, that IT ne e0s ~.
only find the weed that pis'neo lug
stock he would distribute tue npo' y, -
every one Of his living sau,nesp Wins ~
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