The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-03-12
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-Kao-t, LauaA RoolA'


-azz-iie daa1h-A young lady drowned il tears
8 Ta1zee calio5 euvies the census embracing
--llT 90 uuucu-
I'm l1iast style uf dougauuis is stamped with the
t-rr ucr1--Eu-
F-a5us s1ys there are three -sexes-the male sex,
-l-r tzu.-ie zer- and tie insects.
As-z-s WIN intent 10 become insane is the
rry-zeT pui deadly attacks nov.
1ey iu Brooklru has received patent for i'm
--ue-t in spa-k-arresters. But il is designed for
l71u1tiTss
Advertising is the ladder by which men climb up
30 fa-suul l tsey keep their hold
D.. C1st r1clu.ly married Miss Webb. He knew
s-1 lllg ua-y meant 10 be Joined as soon as he
Ef--1 hex
r1-r- r7-- u-1uer1us thing,
Tat rr1-y day find
-lzs -lns vhl aiss on swallows wing,
s-l laurss r-.v's Sect behind.
he uzyo- OF 8 country town, conoeiving that the
ra-d aclzuse- was in the plural number, would
1.11 szIk df claw in an Act OF Parliament
Trs following reminder has just been placed on
tazs ia N1Hsmn-1rr; ''Oh, ny dear Henry, come
ana CON me as soon as conveniently possible.n
q t-assuur Who WIS injured in a railroad acci-
l1r. lvllc sro, Is SO far recovered that he wants
s1 aVl lhl door slammed little while every after
-11r
S1ulho5y inquirinr az the Springfield, H., post
a-l f- letter for NIKE Howe, received the gruif
auEue- taz thz-u Wa 10 letter there for anybodys
CIV
As Rdk1. ChiuE. barber viii cut your hair,
smP1o vuu, Shave, Gu; your nails, wash your feet.
and t-usl yuurgcloihes. ali for cent But you
hrs make Eour cent before you 20 10 Pekin.
5-- -ises sleas Il South Leavenworih, Kansas,
wa mach vim and enjoyment as any boy in
--uu He draEz his sled up hiI, reis on and slides
i-E-- 20 ths erry o. less accomplished CANNES.
Ar o51o- he C1ce pArsook Of beverage so very
-1u- thlt be could not tel whether it was brandy
ora i1-la-irli procession that was going down his
l-u1
Thly hErt q petfifed woman in Philadelphia.
sil was pct-ifed with asiouishmeui at her hus-
tauEs b-iu-iH- hex home new dress which she
tai 81. tsko5 f0r.
The only EEy for man 10 escape being found ont
j. 70 p1ss f1- what be is. The only way TO main
iIlua good chzHc;er is 10 deserve il 1t is easier
20 u---eei our faults Than conceal them.
Z reported tizt a citizen Of Haverhin. recently
de11assd, len special request that two persons
VIA vbou he had long been at variance should not
lr-eaa bis funeral They respected this request
Ihs reocip,s Of NIbl0's Garden, New York, on
Ca-isimHs, ior The dsy and evening performance Of
r. alt La,or We-e il The immediate neighborhood
o- s7-p'l-oue Of TIE largest houses on record
a raasire man, zith basket full Of new hats,
~u passing the Wooster House, Boston, Friday,
ua-s quarter OF a ton Of "a beautiful snow slid
t-'1 tul roof into his basket Not being profane
uz- lis suffering Vas intense.
Ihs seene IN a sfreei-car; the drgmafis Persona,
Two gentleman in calling attire: First gentleman,
-s1'y. Vel. who is going 10 be bored to-nightgn
saaaua gentleman. as briskly, "Idon't know.
Na--l are Eou EoingF8
A11oar ever stands in the horse-cars at Leaveh-
E1--1, Kunsas When gentlemen enters car the
ni--ea FouuE lady rises and offers him her seat.
-her saf ais in his lap, and both are satisfied So
uice
o1 see ihst Thurlow Weed has given up smok-
i1-, mT soa,r remarked gentleman to bis son.
Vel ] mean 10 DO the same replied hopeful,
Ehsr reaca his age" The boy had read the
newspspeb
10 prevent calico from fading while washing, in
t15e tre ils Of SAT- in four quarts of water, put
te calico 10 while hot and leave it till cool In this
VIZ tae colon are rendered permanent, and will
nut i-de sy subsequent washings.
masuuliue Mrs Bsrtingtou while Boosting lately
e. Ae-eed about shooting, claimed to have killed
roass ti-ee hundred yards distant; but, he added,
o-1caiiaglg, il was an accident, took no aim,
2 Sas SIMPLY Hssusorasdsaps shot
Neare nos 70 surposetha the oak wants stability
'-use its lrhi and changeable leaves dance TO the
nlsc q tht h-eeza, nor 70 conclude that & man
A siao.litr and strength Of mind because he
E ezheii an occasional plnyfulness and levity.
a Aansss uEn dropped 4 little note to neigh
We inviting her to meet him under the pale
E moon The husband got the note first, and
--- ne alpoiutment. Two doctors have been at
ik On he Kansas man, in whom: they found a
r71h lead nine
LAZY iaachrr-''Ten me, row, where these ami
As AZ 70 be found; the liou the tigger, the mon
= and tiis cai = small boy (gefting on rapidly)-
1'slse Miss lions and tigers is found in forests,
-'- nouseys iE found in Geological Gardens, and
~ q iound on back yard walls"
Mss hoinet, ths lady president Of an American
- -osaneooe society. gave her hand to Mr.. An
''s' Horn thereby provoking the following lines
Auuf Julia Lived a temperance maid
Ane Treaeasd h duties night and morn,
hSi s'ii neg uiskes neiEhtors said.
aas hruEs a. plsdee. aud took Horn.n