Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1873-11-14
JOuS W. CALLARp,
WIN. A CRANE. Committee.
JAMES TiMMeSs.

Stems Serenc."-In onr last week;
Issue we ChSerfully admitted that We
could not write us did our friends Of the
Sentinel. 1t tc,ull not b. expected that
we should, while the columns of that pa
per are Illuminated with the brilliant and
profound emanatiOns fl III the brains oI
four highly int, llectual editors.
That paper has its Local + litor," it,
"E litoi Of the Farming Department" Its
" Fighting f iitor" and its Heavy Edi.
tor"-the last discussing all matters OF
great and wei 5hty importanc', Re 'qniring
profound, logic Il thought. Each has hi.
sp cialty which nsures the excellence al
must have observed ia the department OF
each, respectively.
We give few specimens showing the
superiority of that paper over all Others.
And first, from the " Local."
"Long evenings.
Every short days
"MOOnlight nights"
Now, had not the Sentinel informed its
readers OF these ticts, we presume they
would have labOred under the erroneous
impression that we were still having long
summer days, short nights IN that the
moon RIFF cted no light when at tie
fur. How grateful they ought to f,cl
to that divinely blessed editor.
"Mr. Steruaman. il you don't pay for it (thn
Seaiimel,) we will he under the sad necessity ol
making you so take your choice"
That is from the Fighting Editor"
In Imagination we see the fl lshing eye,
III grim vsagc and lowering brow OF
that wraihful son Cf Mars, and also Mr.
STERNAMAN vending his way, with trem.
bling limbs, to the Sentinel Office to pay
for the paper. Unfortunately for our
imagination ard FIR an o' jet upon whi III
the Fighting Editor" might exhibit his
valor, Mr.. S. sold out and left the county
about two years siLce.)
"One day last week, ash. Il Hall was delv-
ering load of potatoes at j. II Ruaolph's t'uI
daddy 81 grucGry store, we picked one "& tht
heap and laying it on the scales, il brought NJ
nineteen ounces with snap"
That is from the " Farmer Eiitur" Il
is important il.fIr.uali"l ana N,ll dsuht
less. greatly aid Our fumcI, Iu iyiiul
that Xcelieut an valuable 5urr. iteti
not b. otherwlsc, Whcn wc T,dect rae
this cep rmen,, ~ announced, wac ~ b
uidsr tae sup r>isiou "Of ,sC Ggryicre' ,
pr g c-iraI farmer"
The following is from thc " Heavy NJ
itor:"
"The delinquent tax list will not be SO iarg
this year as II was last
OnIy a man of profound thought ant
prescierce, could give u the extent of th
delinquent list, before the collection o
taxes had fairly com nrncel.
"QuaIls are scarce this alI."-ForMer Eiao
"a. A. Thurslin and julius Walker 6arge
| forty quails one afternoon last week. Fightm
| Editor.
"Sundav evening was bad one for moonligl
walking. - Lpedi Eiitor,
''He who in this world would rise,
Must not get tight but advertise,
L.i his bis be known, then he's wise"
Henry Editor.
"The panic has struck our correspondent
and they do not put in an appearance aav more
mucliy as they used to do Flhfiug Editor,
! "What we said, we said It for their own GOO
and IL they chnOse 10 get 'on their ear VII
STAY there until the ear ks."- FIghfng Fl
! ior.
There can nor, In our opinion, be gatl
cred from any other paper such strin
of 'gcms serene"