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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1873-01-25
ROSADALIS !!

NT Read and despa no longer.
GoRDoAsvILLE, Va, March 3, 1850
GsHflSUlsn: Our customers speak in the highest
praise IF the merits of Rosafalis.
We have a lady living not over FIVE hundred yards
from our store who, of rate dis
Of the scalp had been able for three years
TO comb her hair tcsth the comb, her head
ing perfect scab, and who now, after using a few
bottles Of Ro-adas, can dress her hair with fine
comb with perfect freedom from pain, We
VIII have to order medicine by the gross in or
der TO supply the demand. Very respectfully
J25-eO6t CRAVEN 4 co Drnvpists
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1873-01-25
FOR LADIES ONLY!l
1 HAVE JUST RECEIVED DIRECT FROM
FRANCE AN INVOICE OF n
673 SAMPLES OF FANS,
advance Of the Spring importations, and am au-
thoriZed to close them out
AT ONE HALF OF THEIR VALUE
FOR LADIES ONLY!l

Among them are:
Gold Stick Fans at 81 50, So, $50 and 81.
ny, &c, at 81 so to $3.50
SIX Fans, Ivory Stick, In all colors, from 81 to
IS. IL TbTr1
Black and Half Mourning Pans
Beautiful White Spangled Fans at 81.
Very seldom on have such = chance for fine and
cheap Fan offered TO you and ought not to let 1t
slip by.
CHROMOS, m excellent oiled Wanut Frames,
which Offer ~ o. each. The sublee9 are all excel:
with pictures costing three and four times much.
They c14sist IN Ri Oh EsSe Homo Mater pSiS,
scapes aud Sea Scenes, Dog with Woolcock, Rooster
with Hen and Chickens, u rman Needs, &C., &c.
am constantly adding to my already very large
| assortment Of Brackets, Music and Book stands
Frames, Towel and Hat Racks, &C, and in Ladies'
Merino Underwears hatter yself to be able to offer
the cheapest In the city tf'.tt
II will repay you to drop in and look stock
hsve probably the best assorted stock OF any Dol
Ian Store In the Country. 49,. - f--r
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Iht sssA sasA#i sstv@ ms mHl ~
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sH II Nli,s ~ ~ ~ii " IA -
VI
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Aiaasti siar .t#,Hrf. she h#ud*asHs
l~ssrnges aa4uA shr stsa
1hen w. lsa, " hls~l ruliva firth
fessls,t. rs.,n'ihr !, d, she heal Il
him ~s had ,essaea
i ,'ius wiih ,hss sea riysstass'' III.
sail, .arsnls II ~uald hAs ~ ~
~hus AHuusirat eattte. w II
.iMhs .-whs, ! sssmmetel the
stranger what i.@-'
HIRE he ruula sas amahes wud.
The little .Amasaa ,hatsi hef di~neae.
el hani IN his I.aeke,, pulled tg,.h ,hs
te,l.rigar.carr, and. erenina u. ling
dropped ,o'ihe ,le,..
The ring ,hr picked up and hal'linp
MP bcf,.re us all. exclaimed,
4 II have found II NJ last. Tie
jcwrIrr assured mc Il was lhc only ans
vi tho device In l'aris--a chariul wLec
This rcrsoa In murderer of the cnautes,
liz Nar,illr. "
The handsome passenger strod ~ u
trofun u Tie deck. making ~ resist.
anec, NJ the lady in black slipped 1
pair uf handouts over his wrists.
III, what tight, he then s,a.n,nyrel
do ,ou---'
i. liz paused. ~ the other threw of
y,,r dress anil false hair. revealing the
person of il slender ihan. with delicate
gflish features
Il am jean Aloslacau. tho ,letce,
tive he quiusl, unmarked. "snI
rohbcd The sca u Til. 10 son, thu,
thu .cailod might nut bc cheated.
! There IN Ii,tlc to add. Proofs wcro
readily obtained Il the guilt VI the pris
0ncr.
l.eng before his execution. bis name
was found IL bu Louis Iluusscncau, 4
devoted adycntnrrr md gambler. who
b. cool ciI,on,er.. n winning ad.lrcss
aud hi. good looks. had been ahlo 1.
move among the lirrt circles of lari.
inn society.
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|. aest she ,erae a shs sia~as iit
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>e~. wAsH fsem @ssfsa,iun. the vi,
h hishls ss,s,ssed ~i,h sares. sh.ssi
II ~ i~si.shlr, n W. srWl~tssMs n .ssl'
ieAl, s~larva Vi rtia vsrwnss acsesal
I WV f.om ahsse ~ tssltiaT ssum high
u n le~ss latitude. VI. es,.aris, /,
retain msissass " iiia,niahsM, etsasl
ase fssnvd. and nh. rvsai, II rain. All
reaslense. =. Il c,ol. aai like y.cng,
hllvA with water when suppressed
laurr uat water. whhh IL dimsAist,..
capacity esnnoi hrii, lI.~ rinrnlai
,c, hp~ simple. is an .nsnferca
fH watering the earth ---srscn,i.i,
Amrtsrau
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4 Mord ~ The Girls.

l,o our young women know what II
ii TINT strikes one who has i,ccn away
frnnt thu ..,...s. r. /. .'"> - ...-+.
,nrlca-an,ly on III, return, Il il MT
their faces, as>,,redl,. which for rc-
gnlarily q outline, and delcaey and
fre.l,,cs- uftint. are unsurpassed. In
'l.el arc not einallel u, ANYTHING
Tint ono scrs aLruaI save III thu lines.
lir.i,fr.. Npr N II their fornla. which
arr 1.-THE, ssnac and graceful, with u
spring 10 The step and freedom of
sa,riauc tlat are nlwa,sa delight to
- e,c- Nor tan Il be- xaii to he their
...rts, i'r though they ,lrc-. tou much.
m eplprr t,o positive md decided. nnl
afe IN this respect far behind the
French women. tl,ey 40 yct IN advance
u ail ui,rr~. English. German n Ital-
linz. l'nt il il tho .olcc. aud Iii. man.
agsment of lln Voice. After lo.king
Ut our American girls, Il il almost
always u disaple,nt,nc" u hcsr them
reak. Wha, they ny j. perhaps well
enough, bnt tho tono and mode III
which llir, ~, II II not vel enough.
1l,cir vpicch nrc community top thin
and sl,riIl, aud the, are not. arr Pitch,
cl IN to- high i ko,. Sometime. thu,
rumc through tho nose good dca
morc than II desirable. Tue, haze
\ metallic ring. u 1t least read,
quality. like the voa humnna Of tho
organ. aud MT that soit, lcw aud gcntl,
quality, which Shakespeare ~. s.in'v,
!, ''eAccllcnt III woman. = t'limai,
has 10 doubt Il good deal - do wi,l
this result; tnr tho fault IL nns, per
cclaiblc nj slu North aud Eae,. MI,
lcar, rcrccltihle IT tho Seu.l,; bn
rarc.cssncss has quito ~ M,rh I" i
viii, II. thur molhcrs and teachers
vi suspect. III M. take much llains /
train their children aud papils int
gond habits VI c,n,nciation. Tho, "
carefully taught t. sinH, hht the, a,
MT carefully taught " read and |
speak. Yet more than hhlf the ebnri
oi all social intercourse dcrs,,ds upo
thu agreeable u disnsrccable nss .
Tho voicc. How rcpulsiyc, when on
haa l,ccn lost IN admiration Of = heant
ful face and 4 noble dgurc, 10 hear II
mouth open like tho grating u \ hing
or the ',qaawk' u = gaiSca.fowl. II,
delicious when !, .pens with the swcs
trill IL 4 Au.c. " with tho warblc .
birds. ~ with shas Acar. rich, mello
!, |, and sympathetic ii4uili.y. which !
other iustrnmsn. hut tho huMnn thru
cycr attains .---l'utnaM'A Msgasinc.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-12-26

q T ii ono thing to lind nul truths and
facts. but Il IL quite . ditltren,
thing 10 teach them. TIN process. u
dnding Ii Analysis; the arrangement II.
h order preparatory for teaching s,a-
thesis When tho wslrhmaEeg tax !
apart al The works inti.le II . ~aish
rasc. 10 10 very Lasy with : matef'1'
aual.si, hut wbcu tho sauv watch.
maker pun III tho part. " rcs'y I,
thc;y r,aees sgaia. hs !, ongased N ,,n.
tLe.ir. lilo travellers. II. .'rra,usrs
,,st r. ..-sr,.ra. - .tn-,'.s' 80 =
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UxMAAkElD.
10. -

n wns stopping a, tho Hotel Winaf. r,
q Mt Rue de i,ivoli. Paris
the morning was smoking In the
colonndc. when tall. elegantly dressed
gentleman asked permission /" light his
cigar hy mine >aw ii onrc that he
was French,uan. although his ling.
li-h was ncarl, perfect"
"lia,c y"u heard tho news |" he H.
qnircl.
No"
is il possible Why all Paris i.
alive with II. nj this momcnt. =
What has hsppcnr'l:"
The cnantt - DE- Marsillc. the fair.
css II The fair. wa@ fund. murdered. II,
hrr bri la. night. hrr bnrcan broken
opca anil tcn thousand frances missing
from il. |, WAS terrible. The brn,r
Win dill sl,c deed effected his entrance
thr nsh hrr cl,aml~, window near aEis.l'
uaforiunatcl, vi. tall tree, planted
Il, ,l,e distinguished grandfather II the
{ anie.'. aa',s yrars ago. Little did
h. ima.ilc what terrible use would Ii
male II Il 7
,lhs /. bai l,a.. lf,w az, nm
Gould lnrm d wen,al thur. III cnlL l,o.d
il mert than | can inaginc.
r.s',. noasicur. II y.,u had ever rect
to Countess. ,nu wiulL WI nlsr 1ti.
,nprc. III" was very lrantiin'-as brau
,ilul ~ ~ angel = he added. ssrokin.
II his wl,;s.crs with an un,uistnkablc ri
of vanity. Il knew her will =
Indeed I"
"Dh, yc.. There are in Paris Yer,
fr~ popular WOMEN unknowa q mo.
| lis manner was decidedly r,neeitc'
ah | fslt di.gn,tcl Ny collnu-s esi
IDENTIFY rcpcllc! him, for hc roon III
t,ie
Afterwards | heard. from other %
courts a tho late tragedy.
Among tho details of the affair. wa
oas which my Grr, informant had ~
. rlnkcn of-an oversight Which surprise
, ,nc, M tho occurrence DC had MI lnrn
timed was u kind most apt to sttik
the fnn"y.
| pm the throat II the Countess. Il,
murderer, In tl,rottling her. had loft
mark from q rug he worc--ths imprc'
aim ii chariot wheel. with star !
tie centre.
.'il,i.,' rail my latest informant
.,may lead To tl,e discovery II the mu
.ler.r. jean MIS- slnean il alrcad, .iai
ius the jewelers. rhops q A"l oat fro'
which and NJ wl,om ring with d vl.a
io,-uhccl device ~an purchased =
Who IL Jean Mes1ucau.''
"Mha,, Mor l,,ean our ianons ,lrlce
I've. .A'tlougl, his courage !. VEL knoN
yan would MT. % look AZ biz fair, lcl
cate faec aud form, believe that
= could fight n gnat.
!. 4 week later. | was ab,ard the s.ea,
4 cr bound from lnlais % lloy.r.
Among the passengers. ! brlcld q
whr-c face lo"kcd familiar 10 me-. Nv
2 nut long IL recognizing this rcrson
the same | Ind met III front u TIM llo,
Winds,r. nnI wlD hal first infatn'
!. me u the murder uf tho Countess.
!. IL VA. certainly vcr, han'ls",
|. man. although his eonccitcd air wn'
hlat upon his good looks.
= llc mosc,. languidly, hitler a
!. thi,her. turning hi. brown c,cs admir-
ii, npm The prutt, lady ras.e''ge
= While striking hin whiskcrs with i
!, white lan'. apm tho middle iinser
Z. which WA handsome dinMoni ring.
| mn rather II suspicious. na,n
which ! anliaud With . lively imagi'
tim. I'd often l,d Me int ,inIn
e, crrHs
Now. . strange impulse mp,ei ne
alsan .. shd hill ~ my ll.al
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A lady no,iccd b., 'rrinkling .alt
on the sidewalk 10 take M the icr. and
remarked 70 friend, painting 70 tie
salt t---" NV. that's bcnes sulrn,e Y
Nm II ain''..'' said ,lc ln,, sp,nc.
what Indignantly, "it's sal.."
! So when q laiy asked her scrvan,
girl il tho hired man 81. anei 1T the
snow will, alacri.y. ahc replied "No
mn am, lie used shovel |"
\ The same literal turn of mind which
VIZ have bccn illustrating 10 sometimes
used Intentionally and perhaps little
n,aliciou.l,, and thus becomes the rro.
pcrty II wit instead of Llnnlcr. Thus
ws hcar VI \ very polite and impressive
gentleman who sail 10 u you'll, in tho
street: hoy. may inquire where
1 Nobins"n's drug store ia"
Certainly, sir," replied the Lc. !,
respectfully.
"Well. SIR" satl tho gentleman.
after waiting awhile, where ~ II :"
II have not tho least idea, yer honor
said the nrehin.
There was another bo. who was ac.
cos,cd BY IN ascc.ic md,lle-ngcd lad.
with. "lsoy. | want to go 10 Dover
J street.
We'll. mn nm. ,ail the hay, "wh,
dun't Sul u thcn:'
| Ons ,lay 1T Lake George. a purity u
gentlemen -,roll;ng among the beautiful
islands uii the lake with bud luck. c..
pied little fellow Will, a rel shirt and
II straw hut. dangling line over tn.
side II Lau,. "llallra. boy" saia
one 1T them. "wlat ARE ,oa DOING
"fishing. came tho answer.
4 "Mell, VI coursc. aaiL the gentle.
man. but what do ,un satell =
"l'i.h. you tool; wlat IL ycn ~'loscs
idany u ..a ever rre n, clcl hant
skin I" inquired y teacher ot Al infan
class.
IL have. exclaimed vue.
.Whcrc - asked tho teacher.
"On tho elephant, aaii 'hc bp.
laughing.
Sometimes this sort IT wit lcgener
ulcs ot rises, w the ca.s mn. BE-, int
, punniny. u. when Flor, p'in.cd rr'
s,yciy 10 tho heavy n,asses a clouds i
tho Ky. saying: Il wopler whore th"s
!, clouds arr going
Aud her brother replied: II thin
the, urc going 70 thunder. :
| ".AIso the following dialogue liz
!. loa. there how ~ you ssli Your wood
.'lsy the cord.
, ''IIow long has !, h.en GU. ?"
..rour feet
!, Il moan how long n. !, been sine
. .ou -, !. -
|, M longer t'an !, il now
Aud als, when Patrick tpflynn VI
seen with his collar u, il hit hoso,n sad
" lpgtin,ncl. aud was Indignantly ark'
: Il, his ailiecr: patrick y Flynn ho
= l"mg Il. y1n wear 4 sir. =
Twenty. eight inches. sir,
= 1his reminl, onc ot NJ, instance viii.
= |. Mi,l u have occurred recently
= Chatham street. where 4 couhtrym.
: VA cla,n.rour!y Le-irEcd by shn
: kcr,ar: .'lla,s ,nu any fpc shirts !
" said s.e cnuntr!man.
:. Il splendid a.s 'r'nunt. s'erin, y
: Ever. price and every s'.lc. !
!. cheapest Ia thr market. tr
n Are shsy cluani'
!" To ho sure. Mr..
~ "Thon," said the c,un'ryman. wi
y great gravity. "yoa Ind better ~,
'. ono, fvr you need l."
III
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-12-26
How rain Il formed.

II understand tho philosophy Of ,his
phenomenon, essential 10 thu very ex-
is.pncs ~ plant. and animals, fsw
facts derived from experience snl >
iyng train u experiments msss " r..
nunhcrcd. Were N. atmosphere d
81, ,imce u uniform temperature. W
~ nh ..,ev lac s.in. iuiI .r su..
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~ s4sFAsa# - sasssis NAas
swAtsss ss1#s+ sAsssws
ssst s4as4a ssass aHa ss.Hss aw~*
sAa helis II ssts a*sas~saf
nss4sa a htAsAt tsaaEs sAsss4
sssaNAss As4sti Aea 4aAss.
ltArs~I ~HA - s~a 1NYnaa~asss
" shss@ Ana stssss va aap
Ansss w. ~ ~ Nsttsss sss.
sne s@lt~% sast'stas ssassss
spA y tsstss @Hl ss~sAs~l..,
sni FtssaeA r. tssafans
sit4 iipa satA hst ssis.s sw#sA
lHaaspA AuI a#gl AAA seasf
fbs seiisa rifss 4 liFs sse het.-~
saA a., hst Asstt /, atss.t
NJ, nsirhhsa sar ssataie~s ~ias
tss sasas u s.te ia~isA-
heH.thssil hlsAt yHnrtlavi.
Which lsse maaes pare anA hta,
And hst. | s.,ii iram A., - ,ies.
IL heaatifs my 6sswef
faf HIN ~hn~e eesaias mskv. |. h,igh,
MaA i.s~s mssaertnas tewer
stfsNnt w his hstA~ I A~ril
Aaa serve him mesAi,. aa,,,
Hut IN his Lea,t reign y queen.
hight ttsslis anI truly,
T~s little tesr.husls hless "uf hame
with shillhne.i's swr,avs ll~s.nf..
Ny nrieh,ar fr.m hvr ra.rmeA,s i.sk
,na rnsies ms ~. treasures.
>.rat,etths f.,rt alsnat hrr gs---
Nh weli ,he ma, be ,lrrsi.,
Nuipsins arins eneircle HER
All, wrll shr may br weary
Snrrand nfweal,h anl NAME and hlrl !
ll.r lite has lsr. IL beauty,
While mine |. beaatihc,l to me
IN lowiy walks uf duty
MARiC RODNEY
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LINE SPRINGS STATION. IOWA.
aSAl Essase and Csti~etl~n Agent.
Tases patl fu nnn.re.tl~nls. All bn.tness
~ MAtt will have prompt attention tsoo,l
rs(essnee given when desired. l7ii
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-12-26

iisslas t~sn spruia'eI ntrat, f.an,y
Surveyor Il, r. n tita.hass. 1 ~lli he hap.
~ IL Ia all bssinvs. IN my ltae that May
h. enstas,esl 10 m~. with rtstar.avss.
EMMEr hANhsR.
rresee, January ", tssa issf
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-12-26
ICE Ice -!

Persons IN t'rc@o waiting clean. pure
lee, fur
l. n III l " II 80
viii hc promptly supplied ,.y leaving
their orders at
Henry Clark's l;rorsry.
nr hy POSTAL ur.irr. w can deliver ~
MI orders cheaper than on sales made
~ tho streets. IN 4 rule. lmcMnrc wc
then ln-c nn time mere ,nn II necessary
tn ,lrl.er the a,ticlr, pn,l propose 1.
give mr patrons tie l.uii II such
saving. j Il III. &. sa,lsmny.
,uu1.
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Manhood: How Lost, How Restored.

Ng3J In,l published. new edition OF Dr..
sSSS GULVERW hLL'S Celebrated Essay
on h. RADICAL CURE without msdiJine) Of
SpEcgAroRRunA or Seminal Weakness. !nyoI'
n,ary seminal Losses, MPoTEScY, Mental and
Physical mcapacrty, Imprdm"nt> 10 Marriage
&c; also UoN.uNprmy, EpILGrST aud Frs
Induced by scIGtudulgeuce or sexual "xIrava'
g'rcc
IPpr'co in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents
TIL, cIrbrtrd author, in this admirable e,
say, clearly demonstrate, lOm thirty years
successful practice, that the alarming conSe
q4cnce, Of self abuse may be radically cured
without the dangerous useol lnierna, medicine
or the application Of the knlir; pointing ont a
mode Of cure at onrc ,jmprc, certain aud ct
lcclual. by means Of which every sufferer, no
.na,rrr " hat hi, condition may be, may cure
;im.2'l Chcaply, privately, and RADICALLY
4, This Lecture should he IL the haHds Of
pyrTy WONT, aud cyrry.maa in the land.
Semi under scaI, ina PLAN envelope to any
address, postpaid, Onrrcclptoi SIX cents OF
two post stamps ,,: C.;,. 4,
price ST. cents.
Address The pubishcra,
CHAS G.KhlNE 4 co.
i27 BowrRY. INV York Post Office Box
ASA. Linn 23-ly.P co.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

Tho little village Of POnenVille, Ne"
Jersey, is excited over Romantic old ID
patic," who has suddenly become local
celebrity. TIE old fellow is dI'y'are'
and vas really, IN former days, an inmate
Of 90 insane asylum. Ills pane Is As
ba-, FAIRLY. lie is a great believer in
"yltls and Tor some time practIced as
o. A.tb ils,or tried, INDEED, to get the
Nv J,rmy L,1i.irq'a to pass a law al
loving han !, enter the regular medical
profession vithlut LICENSE liz has bad
The hylfophobi,, api has generally con-
luc!ed Lir.cli in an uncommon aud CO.
sen,rie manner The last whim that has
aeiE d pim vss desire 70 marry Sixty
i've ye,s VI siug,e bIessednc's was qaite
enough, in bis opinion, for suy man -
But like all these old fellows DO wanted
che usual January M | Nay match Near
him lived Bcekmun Hegcmln, who bad
two daughters, young aud passing fair
The eldest was but twenty and upon her
Asbury cas-. biz eyes l'alhc angled with
. bal! more tempting than bis bIcared
eyes sed uDprcpo5scs.i1g coucienoDco -
lie offered to settle eleven thousand dol
lars on Lor She waycrcd, couscot,d
became frightened at her bargain, and re-
fused Ilor sister Catherine, aged fifteen,
had watched the negotiation meanwhile
She was young, but eloyei ibolnod dol
lars had a magnitude il her imagination
that only poverty couId give ih.m, and
when she found tlEt she could have, in
addition, pony pLNtoO aud a newly
furnished house, she offered 10 take her
sisters place, when she in her turn bo'
came frightened, and refused 10 live with
her husband. equally obstinate, refused to
rcfarui,h tLo house. .Aad 50 Catherine
Farley still lives at home, ard Asbnry
Farley ia grnss giiowrr
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

One man with any trade isworth a bns
band without one A return to the old
plan ofpppreotjciag boys to trades is be,
ing advocated. The hosts Of young men
in every large city who apply for employ
meDt and fail to get it, for the reason that
they cannot truthruIly affirm that they are
I'd heated, or especially fitted for any par,
ticular business, constislute q potent argn
ment in favor or reform Under the aP-
prentice system We would have fewer T.
norant mechanics, aud incompetent busi.
ma, men. "a trade is half a mans for.
tune"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

"SOnpsced" is the name Of an ogreoa
BILE vegetable growing in Colorado Tern
sorry, How il works may be inferred from
what bapponsd to new y arrived Young
lady who took a stroll out Of Denver re-
Gently After walking two or three "lIes
she felt weary, and booked around her tor
something to sit down on Spying a
large bunch Of Sonpwesd she went to 1t
and sat herself down. not gently, but with
considerable suldcuocss. As she rose n
distance about fifteen feet in the air. lm
meIiately thereafter, she evolved scream
that is described by those who heard it as
regular blood.curdler Hereafter sue
will carry cushioned camp chair with
her when she makes excursions in the
suburbs. An obese German gcO'iem'n
sat down on the weed with some precipi'n'
tinn and the crowd attracted by his roars
explained: 81 shoost comes out nit mime
cane for leetIo walk, uod gifts poorly tam
tired, nut | shoOst sit, down ou dothooocd,
unit mine Got 10 himmcI how | gi's more
bit ash a dozen shuakes all to vonce"
Soapweci is q mas. of spiucs, very deli,
cate, beautiful and penetrating
SOapwoed would have no effect 10 Point
Pleasaut-toO many bustIes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

-Four girls Of Augusta wero mnrr'.' :"
the same time and place about year ago
,Ouc ofthom left her husband three weeks
after marriage Her excuse Yves that he
insisted that she should wash herself at
least once week. The second got a di'
yorce from her husband Two months after
marriage because be called his motber'm-
law I'D old nuisance The third
has separated from her husband because
he eats raw onions. Aud tho fourth has
applied for divorce because her husband
makes her 60 to bead FIRST, aud then gets
iuto bou with cold feet and warns them on
her calves. Tue chances in Maine for
married happiness is not brilliant.
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KNOTS UNITED
Or, Ways aud By.Ways in the Hidden Life Of
AMERICAN DETECTIVES.

We want gents for this book It discloses
all fine mysteries Of the Deceive System II
is a record Tor The past 90 years Of the MIST
skillfI detectives Of this country, in which
the craft, OF Back Robbers, ,hiry's Ptckpock.
cts, Lottery Men, Counterfeit Money Dealers
and swudlprs Of all Glasses are exposed and
brought to Justice. Price 81 Is, Send for cir
cuIars and term, to agents.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

Why DO people read advertisements? To
see who are euterprisog, aud to learn
what is going on. To see if there is any
thing new, or anything they want 70
see if the seasons style have come in, aud
to fud out who has them To know i
any one is selling out at reduced rates, Or
to watch the chance Of az auction For
amusement. To satisfy curiosity. Be,
cause they have read all the the stories,
marriages, births, deaths, locals aud acct.
dents Because they waot to. Because
they cant help it.
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look ont for brim tone.

a gentleman goiog to Texas, asked q
rriaud for letter Of introduction, The
FREUD opened d drawer took out large
aud handsome spring bladed daggcrkuiic
aud a six chlmbrcd revolver, aud grvc
them to him,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

A Missouri woman said she gave rail
- .-~luveo, ,eurnoron rru, nr S''d
it was t18f ,Io insisted; he persisted;
she took opla revolver apl snapped it
and be gave her the eight dollars balance.
not wishing tobave any dispute @i'h a la.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

Napoleon, Ohio, commemorated Wash
iog'tous birth day by flying large Ame'-
lean eagle, which had been captured "A
few days since 10 Liberty township, Hen
~ county.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1873-04-03

Out 10 Kansas butter is salliog at clT
en- cents a pound, auI eggs at the sane
price per dlaru. Won't some oae take
that butter by the hair and drag it this