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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~ No effort has been made by our
citizens to secure a proper exhibition 0;
The mineral wealth OF our county, at III,
various Expeditions at indianapolis,
Cincinnati and Louisville this Fall. 1,
~ q shame.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

OF Cal. Jones, Of The Rockporl Demo-
crst, expresses fears dat that village
inay DC tapped. whatever that may
BE-. w th a railroad aud in his fears he
seems &c have the sy nipa,hy number
Of citizens.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

NEW Dress. The Boouville Enquirer
comes to Us this week ia a new dress.
IL Is nov one OF the bes, looking as well
as one OF the best county papers ia lndi-
ANA. We congratulate our friend Swint
on this evidence of the prosperity of the
Enquirer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~ The township trustees are rcqnir-
ed TO make settlement with the Board oil
County Commissioners GA the first
Monday after the second tuesday in
october. A session OF tho Board OF
commissioners will be held on that day
for that purpose.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

JisrgE A>D SHOALS. Attention +. d.
r.ci-d tothe advertisement o, tni- stage
line. ltisone that has been long need IA
D. thc people "a the iinc gn,l should be
lIbersliy pstrOaled, il they desire to
sustain IL.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

q l.ambcr II being got upon the lot
=, ,he corner OF West sud Newton
,trs.t,, for the building of commodi-
"u- tobacco warehouse by The firm OF
kus bier, Friedman x Co.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~ DR.. Welmau was ~ Tie Pike
county Fair. Weduc,dly, and .ays il il
splendid success, apd everything going
oil i"vels. Good time Wa, being made
~ I!sv uinu rings
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~ We return thanks I.C. Withers.
Secretary OF the Pike County Agricul-
iural Society, ior Complimentary ?
ticket 10 the Third Annual Fair of the
Society.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

OF We are authorized 10 announce
JONI c. ScHArrR. Esq. Of Dubois
county. as a candidate for Prosecuting
Attorney OF the llh judicial Circuit.
At the ensuing O-tohcr election.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~ The survey OF tile route of the
proposed Washington and Chicago rail-
road began this week.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

[" The Fair next week. aud every
body should exert themselves TO make
it decided success. Appearances indi-
cate that il Ill. bc.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

PREACHING Rev. j. V. Moore will
preach in tile II. +. Church ia Jaspc r.,
next Sabbath morning at ~ o'cloc.
The public are Invited.
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w Remember the balloon goes Il.
a, the Fair grounds next Thursday pro-
vided It don't burn. Come aud ste i,
anyhow.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

OF Considerable chlls and fever, and
other light diseases, are prevailing in
this county at present.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

~nysAre yoo preparing anything I
bring 10 our County Fairy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

OF is unlawful 10 shoot quail untI
after the first of October.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

THr WOMAN ,QuEsrioS. What ar
YOU going 10 wear 10 the Fairr
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

Is Mr. A. Berry, our former
County Surveyor, is teaching At Wins.
low.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

w What are you going 10 exhibit IN
the Fairi Bring ia something, and tax,
away premium.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

WANTED. "A No. School teacher IL
Jasper. Apply at Courier Office.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1873-09-12

OF Several OF our citizens went 10
Petersburg Yesterday % attend The faiy
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IT, We are authorized TO announce
OSCAR NJ. WELnoRN, Esq. Of Gibson
county, as candidate for Judge OF the
llih Judicial Circuit, at tie ensuing
October election.
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Ut Very hot aud dry. is the complain
ne exclamation now.
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IT, kos on Sight |!
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For TIE FAMILY FIREsIDE. first-class
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The old Men and women want III The
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Tho Children CRY for II, ONE DOL
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"whitticr's Barefoot Boy"

Send fftv cents Gov agents ontft
which on.is's e. Chramn copy %
FIEEsruf, blanks, 81 Address
DUNfFER & FBTL.
Look Fox u Germantown. Ohio.
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JASPER COURIER.

~ Duboi. C..cuit Court, Oct. aolh
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
NERVOUS DEBILITY.

A depressed, irritable state of mind; weak,
nervous. exhausted feeling; no energy OF
animation confused head; weak memory, of
ten with facilitating, involuntary dis
charges-the consequence of excuses, over
work or indiscretion. This is Nervous De-
bility, and finds sovereign cure in Hum
phreys' Homeopathic Specific, No. %. II
tones up the system. arrests discharges, dis
reiuvenates the entire system. 1t is perfectly
harmless and always efficient. Price s. for a
package of FIVE boxes and large So vial OF
powder, which is important in old serious
cases; or 81 per single box
Sold by all druggists, or sent by mail on re-
ceipt of the price. Address Humphreys
Homeopathic Medicine Company, No 562
Broadway, New York. xvi84-tu&f- xviii-8s
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
1rAsONIC DIRECTORY.
LODGES.


South MEMPHIS. No. ns-meets I'd FRIDAY
in Zach moAth-hall corner Madis9n u ana geo
ord. Ben. X. Pullen, w. Nj A'J' "heeief'
Secretary.
AnarpoNA. No. 168-meets LIST Monday IN
avery month, at Odd Fellows Hal, corner
Court and Main. @. q. Locke, W. ms D.
Richmond, Secretary.
IprrA scorr, No. 2S9-meets LIST Thursday
Of zach month--hall corner Madison ana sec
cond. A. F, Davis, W. NJ; q. GOLDSMITH
Secretary.
Drsoro. No. 2g9-meets Sd Friday Of each
uonth~Odd Fellows Hall. Bun. L. Price,
W.M.; R. W. Shelton, Secretary.
KuwryEIxa, No. S4l-meets lth Friday OF
o,cb rnonth-at South Memphis Hall, corner
of Madison and Second. Richard Creighton,
W. NJ; Louis CEapski, Secretary.
ROYAL ARCH.
pvru CHAPTER, No. 22--meets I'd Monday oil
oach month-Odd Fellows Hall, o u. Locke,
M'E'H.P.; A. j. Wheeler. Secretary,
MpnPHrs CHAPTER, No. 90-meets at Vdd
Fellows' Hall, Sd Monday Of each month, W.
s. Matthews, NJ. E. II. P; John W. Ward.
Secretary.
ErrvKA CouYcTL, No. 6-meets Sd Thurs
dav of each month--0dd Fellows Hall. q.
Reder, TIL. H.; c. II. Myers. Rec.
TEMPLARs.
CvRRSE CoMMAKDERY, No. 4-meets 4th Mon
day ofleach month. Geo. Mellersh, CON-. i.
J. Barchus. Rec.
CALVARY CHAPTER OF ROSE CRox, 18th, No.
/. Charles W. Adams, S2d. M. w.; IL.
Tomlinson, &d, &c.,.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Obstacles to Marriage.

Happy Relief for Young Men nom the
eIeets OF Errors and Abusesin early life. Man
hood restored. ImpedimenS to Marriage re-
moved. New method Of treatment. New and
remarkable remedies. Books and Circulars
sent free. in sealed envelopes. Address HOW
ARD ASS lCIATIoN, No. 2 South Ninth St.
philadelphia. Pa. an Institution having q
high reputation for honorable conduct ana
--,s..s,on.i skill. 20-l00
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
r o. o. r. DIRECTORY.
Odd Fellows' Hall, corner Main and North
Court streets.
InnGEg.

odd Fellows' Hall, corner Main and North
Court streets.
LODGES.
MruPHIs LoDeE. No. 6-meets every tues
day. Geo. w. Mathews, N: g.; A. W. New
som. V, g.; John W. Waynesburg, Dec
retarv: K. Z. Risk. Treasurer.
CgicEAsAW LODGE, No. S-meets every Mon
day night. John A. Holt. N. g.. (; Geo; W. l..
Crook. V. a.; John Garrow, X. D.; Ihemas
Bacon. P. s.; II. d. Connell, Treasurer;
ScgriLER LoDGE, No. 140-meets every w ed
nesday night. +. Henniger, n. g.; John Z.
Hoffman, Y. g.; II. Shilling, Secretary:
BaNEEg Lopez, No. l47-meets every FRIDAY
night. J, f. Fischer. n. g.; VIM. Henry, Y.
CT. S. Jukes. p. and r. s.; George A.
Waring, Treasurer.
DECREE LODGE.
MEMPHIS DEGREE Lopez No. 3-meets Isl
Saturday Of each month. Chas. NJ. Carroll,
d. N; b. c. Trader, D. D. NJ. :, George w.
Mathew, A. D. NJ; I. S. Bingham, Secre-
tary; e. r. Jack. Treasurer.
KECANPKEETs.
GAYoso EscARPNKgT. No. 3-meets on the
LIST and Sd Thursday nights Of each month.
". N. Moyston. c. p. r. =. Alexander. d..
p: Geo w. Mathews, s. W.; Thos. Bacon,
s.; II. D. Cornell, 7. (; John GarroW. /;
MEMPHIS EsCAKPMEST, No. Ss-meeD "a and
ath Thursday nights Of each month. A. W.
Newsom, c, P; Geo. W. Smith, H., 2. Jos.
Locke, 5. W.; c. II. PliFehke, Scribe; I. s.
Jukes, Treasurer; p. J. Willard. J. W.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
nnuinsinrtnHoteI.

Chicago Tribune n. Y. Lettsr.l
An experienced landlord told me, re-
Gently, that no public house in the me;
tropolis ever achieved prosperity nnul
one or two murders had been committed
under its roof. Most Of the hotels IN
town have been, SEINE time or other, tue
scene OF homicides. One would sup
nose that desperate renoonters or assas,'
sinations would injure an inn, though
those who ought 10 know aver that the
effect is directly opposite. There Is GER
tainly fascination about bloodshed TO the
average mind. aud the spot where muir
der has been done continues TO be at,
traotive for many years. The urand
Central Hotel has particularly thrived
since James Fisk, jr., was shot IN ITS
private entrance; and the Sturteyant
House | understand, has been full TO
overaowing since young Walworth in;
yited his father TO his bed chamber, and
perforated his body with bullets.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
United Ancient order Of Druida

TENNESSEE GROVE, No. /, U. A. 9. D.
meets ut the Druid Hall, No. 81 South Court
street, on the LIST and Sd Tuesday evenings in
ZACH month. j, S. Heiligers,. N. A.; J.
tary; John L. III hberg. Treasurer.
MEMPHIS GROVE, No. 2-meets at the Druid
Hall, 81 Court street, every Thursday evening.
Vim. NJ. Loeb. N. A.; II. 0ertel, v. A.; j.
2. shide, secretary barney gray. ireaSSrelr;;
Hall, 81 Court street. on the LIST and Sd Mon
day evenings in each month. A. +. Davis.
Ma; George w. Baxter, v. A; NJ. Bren,
Secretary; Martin Cohen, Treasurer.
COvcORDIA S. A. CHATTER, No, l-meets at
the Druid Hall, on the I'd and 9Th Tuesday
evenings in each month. ]. Beehler. Z. S. A. (;
A. HitEfeld. Secretary.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
LEoAL.
Trustees Sale.

my VIRTUE ORA TRUST DEED Exc
Is euiei on the ist day 81 Jupo. $50. by !,
" Royster and his vito, Helen n. koyster, W
me a. trustee, aud recorded IN tny hsth.ss ,
oiice Of Shelby county, IN BOOK no. ~, p s.ss
no, and at the. request OF mo pehoh0'a'''s
named therein, viii on .rnII .fI tI D..
Monday, tho 18th of August, 1873,
,..,.s..n ,he hours OF IL and O'Clock. In mont
~ IN entrance 10 the Chancery Court rooms.
an Second street, In Memphis, 2ner i3r
~ ~. AZ pnbIic auction, 10 the highest bid
A. Tor cash, In GOLD, the following 0e-
hei real estate situated In hhelpy
.o,ntv TENNESSEE, to-wit; Lot NO. II na laia
OH and numbered by John n; vSanssn' d an
XII survey made for NJ. y. Winchestet; w
ths an ofseptember, 1871, lying on me state
line or Alabama road, east ot tnn ivy " D1Isy'
Rigrs lot and north Of Seth Mheauoy iv e
anu WHEN south az east 81 links 70 poplar
,,nrssstei d.: thence three lSl chains rs links t2
a stake near a small rayinei thence souih
seven IN chains and Is links 10 a stakSon sala
Wheatley's line; thence west three w chAils
ma HI links to a stake; thence north, crossing
= ravine al B chains, In all Z chains anu 81
Inns 10 the beginning. containing three aoIes,
more or less; II being the same land conveysu
nv Thos. j. rurley and wife, Flora Y, Inriey'
10 Helen l.. Royster, wife Of II. W. hoyster'
on the llth of June, 1888.
In said trust deed. The title Is believed 70 DC
Good INIT i will convey only as trustee.
IT. PETTlf. Trustee.
Sale by II. l.. Guion, Real Estate broAer'
$50 Main street. I..... ~ 100
lime 10Th 1873. ol-loS
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
LEGAL.
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.

I HAVE THIS DAY. As AS isa - "a " a. q.
- -, 80 kpril 18Th. isl9. declared a
dfriderd Of fnsen Der ccntrn ~ ~ ~ i y "
40 ffs ertsts. under faid 49, n ent, J. y
81 applied. All creditors ~ - ~ -
fiirg fhsir rIrirnt with ne, rrorel 4 qtnenti-
-...t LEOPOLD LkNl,
aarirnce. No. ~ Front street
Nsr,rhir. June i7th, 1873. ~
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
KNIGHTS or PYTHIAs.

TENNESSEE LODGE No. 5-Meets Ny
every Wednesday night at Cyrene
Commandery Hall. No. 2gi Front street. X.
h. c. Diver. c. c.; Z. NJ. Haley, Y. G.; ).
M. Of e.; J. c. Hornsby, NJ. Of f.; G. Z.
Mclean, X. OF X. and 5.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
nEmPERANCE SOCIETY.

NGrOuA TEMPLE OF H. AND T.. No. l-meets
every Tuesday night at hall Of Cyrene Com
mandery, No. 29i Front st. Q. l.. LOOP. W.
G. T.; A. B. COrwine, W. v. T.; Jos, II. shep-
herd, P. W. G. T.; ". B. Smith. W. r.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
NOTICE.
Notice to Lawyers.

xrrEHavF FOR SALE AT THE LEDGER
w go biank n0ficel 10 take rtrutiiiens.
rnd printed INSTRUCTIONS ~ ne ollesr taki1r
- rars. aiT5 tiank cautions and osri ~
rtEr. ~
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
sHERIFF's SALE
OF
A Valuable Tract Of Land In Shelby
County, near Shelby Depot.

NOIlOE 10 hhhEDt ~ 49, I'll tn,,.catai from
tho honorable Circuit Court OF hutneriord
county, Tenn, in the case OF .. Dlcksoh ~.
j, II. Wright. Judgment rendered on me It.h
day of March. 1873. for ne sum q - a. ;r w
ment. etc.. 1 will. on Fi
wednesday, the 2oth of June, 1873,
.t11 o'clock an, in front Of my Office, No.
ISL Second street, Memphis, Tenn, proceed TO
sell 10 the highest bidder, for cash, the follow
ing described real estate, to,witi All therlght,
title and interest Of ]. III. Wright in and 70 a
tract OF land lying in Shelby county, state OF
Tennessee, in the First and Eighth CIVIL Dis
tricts, near Shelby Depot, and bounded as fol
lows: Beginning l29 poles north and ~ peles
west of David and Anthony Bledsoe IOO-acre
occupant claim, assgnees Of I'm. Meatheatns,
and black oak pointers; thence east 80 poles
10 stake and hickory marked 4. y, with Two
sweet maple pointers; thence north crossing
Loosahatchie river az ~ poles, m all 40 pores,
M n large white oak marked L. b.; thence
west 90 poles to a small hickory marked II.
r thence north 80 poles to stake y pole
north of sycamore, McDonald's boundary
line Of 1000 acre survey; thence west with ms
thence south 90 poles to stake; thence west,
passing northwest corner Of a 4OO-acro entry
Al IS poles, in all 1875 poles, TO small white
oak sapling marked ii, b.; thence south ~
noles. crossing Loosahatchie river at ITO poles
70 n stake u pole west of hickory marked
4. C.; thence 122 poles to stake on the west
boundary line of a 400-aere entry. thence
south with said line to the beginning. con-
tanning $40 acres. more or less, as surveyed by
1875. Levied on as the property of defendant,
j. II. Wright, to satisfy said judgment, in
terest and costs.
Sale 10 commence at II o'clock am.
W. p. DOYLE,
Sheriff of Shelby County, Tennessee.
Drumgoole x Beard and Z. M. Hearn, At
,ornevs' 7S-2aw-99
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NEW NATIONAL BANK,


the people Of Memphis and vicinity the es-
adjustment ofa
NEW NATIONAL BANK,
with capital Of 100000 or 100000
conditioned that they tthe people of Memphis)
subscribe for one-third only of the capital
stock.
We deem it unnecessary to call the atten-
ton of our business community to the great
advantage to result from this liberal PROPOSE
ton to bring capital to our city. and hope it
will meet their prompt response.
Citizens and others will be called upon for
subscriptions of stock. that the organization
may be completed without delay. as our
friends are now ready to furnish their share
of the capital.
Subscriptions may also be made with either
of the undersigned.
AMOS WOODRUFF.
J.J. BUSBY.
TIA. NELSON.
Memphis. May Il. 1873; . 80
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23
MEMPHIS POsToFFICE.

Oyrlor HouRs-FRoxS An. TO 5P.H.i SUNDAY
FRoM TO 10 An.
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An. PIX. - AZ. r.;
u Memphis & Ohio R. R. ss'SSoo 215
Ii. OJl 3.30l Twice Daily. S'oo %'O
Memphis 4 Charleston =, oo =, r..
q3)ll2 h. R.-Daily. W ii'Oo
Mississippi a Tennes- n o..
II .45 see r. R.-Daily. I'D
Memphis / Little Rock . q,
u n. R.-Daily. s'VI
miss. river TO Eelena&
sS0t Friar's P't-daily;
1Vioksburg(tri-weekly)
3 sol Mon, Thurs, Sat.
Miss. river IA 81. LouH
g90i Mon. Thurs. Fri.
I White River-Semi-
2 30 { Weekly-Tues. Sat.
fArkriyer, semi-weekly
30 Tuesday and Saturday.
Marion (tri-weekly)-l
10 Mon, We'd, Fri. 10
Cuba. Tennessee =.
IN veekly-Friday. 10
1Byhalia&0live Branch ~
8 sol Tues. and Fri. $50
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CARD.

lHR UNDERSIGNED HAVE BEEN AU-
thOriued by Eastern Capitalists to propose to
the people Of Memphis and vicinity the es-
tablishment ola
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q 90 per Square for First insertion.
soc Zach Subsequent Insertion,

-srAn eonmuaicstionS Ihouli bs D.
dressed 10
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Depot At head Of Main stree.
Ticket Oaioe. 2s7k Main street, one door
north Of Jefferson.
Public ledger. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1865-1893, 1873-06-23

Sheriff of Shelby County, Tennessee.
Drumgo cole x Beard and E. M. hearn, At
AO-AlM-I1
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Memphis. May Il. 1873;
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-08-07

preached, Hiram Winslow was initiated.
passed 4nd raised to the sublime degree
of Master Mason. At his raising there
assembled many of the brethren, for all
knew the seeker for more light, and de-
sired to extend to him the hands of
brotherly love when he should come from
darkness to light.
At refreshments, none were more busy
than Alice Pearson she seemed almost
a Mason herself; and when Hiram Win
slow took his seat as the -honored guest
at the right hand of the Master, she
slipped up to his side and whispered 10
his ear, " l am glad you are Mason.
for now | can look to you as one of my
protectors, ard with a roguish smile
she glided away to the other end of the
room to leave her young friend to tathom
her meaning if be could
1t is almost needless to add that Hiram
Winslow became obe of the best Masons
in the State, and is known to day for his
thorough Masonic knowledge and his
pure Masonic life. He advanced step by
step until he reached the chair In the
East, and while he occupied that seat he
relieved the lodge of the care of Alice
Pearson by promising before the law, to
honour, love aud cherish her until death
should them part. first having obtained
clear ballot to her hand from the lodge.
LOOMS Journal.
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-08-07
Danbury Wstticisms.

The most widespread case of liver
complaint on record is in a house on Pine.
street, where thirty boarders have it.
But it is cheaper than other meat.
The market is very we'll supplied with
berries. The new worm that comes with
them this year is rather acid il flavor,
and not altogether unpleasant.
A Danbury man who has lost his wife
gave local poet fine mess of eels for
embalming her in verse. The poetry is
written in red ink. and has neat border
in blue. and altogether forms an ingen-
ious device for softening grief. Besides,
he doesn't care for eels himself.
In print shop on William street, New
York, is picture combining view of
heaven and hell, with angels and harps
soaring above, and an assortment of very
unhappy demons bowling below. The
startling effect of this singular combina-
tion is enhanced by written notice tack
ed to the frame of "a basement to lei"
The surfeiting we all undergo during
the season offruit brings into action the
family pill box. 1t is little singular
how much hunting has to be done to
find that box. The party who last
needed its services doesn't remember
where he left it, and doesn't care to think
of it all, while he whose turn now occurs
ism t actually tortured to death by anx-
iety. We are not quite sure but that
there is faint hope down somewhere in
his breast that it may not he found at all.
He Feels Jumps forming in his throat as
he peers among the bottles and boxes
which constitute the pharmacy at his
house, and when the box finally appears,
and he feels it in his hand, there is a sem
sation at the pit of his stomach as if
somebody was trying to turn that organ
over with an old brass candlestick. Some
people swallow dose of pills without a
qualm, and afterwards 60 round looking
as proud and overbearing as boy whose
father plays in baud, but the most of
US are more delieately constituted, and
counting out dose of pills while some
one else gets the water, and observe that
he doesn't see how any one can swallow
the awful thin about as serious an
undertaking as can be found on record.
There ia something too ayfully solemn
about it to describe. And it is a little
singular that while man can swallow
whole whortleberries. cherry pits, aud
even buckshot, without any uneasiness
at all. yet single pill will catch in his
throat, at particular ticklish spot, and
hang there four hours, and make faces
at his stomach. And a man in fix like
that is not exactly the party We would
select to concoct notices for festival
DdnbeJU Ne7rs
The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-08-07
How to Keep Cool.

Stew around as much as you can be-
fore breakfast, find fault with your wife.
Upbraid the help, Jaw the Children.
Don permit yourselfto be suited with
the morning meal.
On reaching your place of business
fume around because some trifling thing
hasn't been attended to.
Make it warm rs you can fol your
partner, and he will probably reciprocate
by making it warm for you.
Ron out every half hour and get a
drink
Along about the middle of the day
chase around after delinquent creditors
the more cases the better.
Swear little.
Growl about the heat.
Take another drink.
Work yourself into lather trying to
get a full days work out of your men.
Wipe your face vigorously with your
pocket-handkerchief every two minutes.
Get into dispute on politics.
Write dunning letters
Drink some more.
Go home to a cold dinner and have
your wife make it hot for you.
Kick up quarrel with neighbor.
Nope, growl. swear and drink unit
bed-time. and spend the night fighting
mosquitoes to save the expense of 6
mosquito bar. If by following the aboye
rules faithfully you are unable to keel
cool, your case is hopeless.