The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-09-18

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sesga8 wife.
An uBpopslsf isn with everybody
TIE fteumatlam,
Berlsleak is meat ssl proper for
Hresaha.
-TLs masa HesJtast follower ofoar
ianuHes-Dar creditors.
"A Young lady talking aboat wigs.
ss.d 80 Lad rashef dye than wear one.
lit ss one ~ The cnrositiss Of natural
history tbat borse ea,s he4 when he has
bil ga Ais moulb
A bog defines salt as the staff that
makes lhc potatoes taste bad when you
don't pas on aby.
What's u.e daia Of your hustle, was
what respectable B4lBlou pspa asked
Of hls daughter, the other day, when try.
lag 10 Gud psper lie hadn't read.
There Is al oll maid ID West End
who can boast Of two beaa1, but they are
ebb8ws
"A broker replied 70 al Inquiry after
bis wifes beai,h.A little falling OF yes.
terIay bal arJuer to-day
Wei Ann, said her mistress, you
have lost gonr bean haven't your
o., 10, indeed marm, HEN come back,
faf have BIZ promise to marry me aud
la writing too
Indeed, le, me see il wont you2
30 oct from between the leaves Of her
Bible, Ann produced a sort Of promisso-
~ note, reading as follows: | promise to
marry Ann J i, ninety days after date,
value received. DIV.
--lu struggling 70 make a dullhralned
boy understand what conscience Is. a |
teacher finally aakcd: What makes you
feel uncomfortable AFTER you have done
wropgS My papa's leather strap, feeling. |
by replied The boy,
An Old lady from tho country. with /
six unmarried daughters, went into Au-
gusta, Ga, the other dag, hunting for the |
Patrons Of Ilusbandry saa meant bust
ness.
"A civil service committee IN Washing.
ton asFcd au applicant for a clcrkship
what was the distance Of the planet sa.
turu from the earth The candidate an.
swered that he was unable to state the
distance In miles, bat did not think il was
sathciepily near to interfere with bis du.
ties az a clerk, nor to beget in him de-
sire 70 neddle with the rings.
"A Now Orleans juryman was asked
by The Judge ii be ever read the papers.
Tie replied Yes your honor; but II you'llI
let me 90 this time, IN never do SO any
more.
-Ethusiaslle Pcdos,riau-Am travel
Ing on the right road for Stratford-
Shakespeare town you know You've
heard ofhimy Intelligent british rus
tic Iees; be YOU he2
A clerical gentleman in examining
llm sunday school, asked the class before
him fanny could tell him anything about
The apostle Peter. Alittle girl raised her
hand much TO the qualification Of her ez.
aminer. Come up here, my little girl,
said he; ! am glad you remember your
Bible lesson 50 we'll. Now tell the other
boys aud girls what You know about Pc.
Ter. The little girl was QUITE willing, and
commenced: Peter, Peter. pun kin.eater
bad awlfe aud couldn't keep her; so he
pat her ~ abut before she could
get to punkiu she'll the school was in
roar.
The lady who tapped her husband =
gently with her fan al a party the other
night, aud said love, It's growing late, /
.hink we had better 20 home, is the same
lne who altar getting home shook the
.oolIng-pin under his nose aud said, Won
Internal old heathen YOU, II you ever lock
It tlat mean nasty, caliro-n faced, maekef-
.i-etct thing thtl Won lo5kel at tonight,
'l bust your head wide open.
--Oaa q our exchanges tbu+ reasons
titn the man who lou't take lhc papers
Except whea lio takes them from hi.
ieiRhbors Now ! tell you, squire. the
Jay viii come when somebody viii write
, laug eulo2y, on Your life, character etc,
,ud tie printer will put Il ia type, with
! heavy black rule over aud under Il. aud /
With aii your riches this viii be done for
aou IS pauper Your libefallties, wealth 4
md az such will be spoken o. bat the .,
lfiuleT a. lie arraugcs the type win re-
aatk Poor mean devil. he never took
is PAPER aud Is how swluding the prn-
er out Of his funeral notice.
"A philosophical KentueklAu who had =
Iut oae shirt, and was lying Ia bed while J
lie garment was drying on The clothes.
inc ID ibe yard, was startled b. an excla.
1tti1n tfom ai, wife % The cf,se. that \
he CAL bal catca 4. Wen, said the Ken E,
asl.au, with . sp,fis worthy Of a better |
suse well, them who has mast lose.
said conscientious aactiunecr: La
lie and gentlemen, There Is az sham
boat the carpets they arc genuine tap. q
sire gt,s booghi them Of old Tap. 4
sifg himself.
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