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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04

THE MOST THOROUGH PURIFIER OF THE
BLOOD YET DISCOVERED.
CURES ALL HUMORS, FROM A COMMON
ERUPTION TO THE WORST SCROFULA.
BY fits use Cancers are cured. and
Cancerous tumors are dispersed without the sur
geon's knife-Scrofula conquered, and Consump-
ton prevented and cured. -.
Venereal DIseae eS. Mercurial and Miner
al Poisons, and their effects eradcated, and vigor-
GUS health and q sound constitution established.
Female Weakness and Disease:
Dropsy general or partial; SwelliEgs. external or
internal; and Tumors are reduced and dispersed
In q very short time.
ErySipeIas, Salt Rheum, Soald Head and
Fever Sores are soon removed by this powerful
detergent medicine.
Scorbutfc Diseases. Dandrun. scaly
or Rough Skin, and Pimples quickly give way,
leaving the skin smooth and fair.
Chronic Diseases, Fever and Ague, Dis
ordered Liver, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Nervous
Affections, General Debility, in short. all the
numerous diseases caused by bad blood are con-
quered. and give way before this most powerful
corrector the King of the Blood. 7sas rtE
Zach bottle contains between forty and
fifty ordinary doses costing only one dollar.
From one TO four or Ave bottles will
cure Salt Rheum. Scald Head, Ring Worm. Pim-
plies on the Face, Bi'es. ordinary Eruptions, ETC.
FROM two &C. eight bottles will cure
Scaly Eruptons of the Skin, Ulcers, Sores. and
Canker in the Mouth and Stomach. Erysipelas, etc.
From two to ten bottles will restore
healthy action to the Liver and Spleen, will reg
ulate the Bowels and Kidneys.
From two to six bottles will be found
effectual in curing Neuralgia, Sick-Headache, st.
Vitus' Dance. and Epilepsy.
From five to twelve bottles Will cure
the worst cases of Scrofua.
From three to twelve bottles viii
cure severe and obstinate cases of Catarrh.
From two to four bottles will cure the
worst cases of Piles. and regulate Costive Bowels.
From two to ten bottles will cure
bad cases of Bropsy.
Price 81 per bottle. or bottles for S.
Sold by all Druggists
ID. RANSOM, SON & CO., PrOpr's, W
See testimonials in local column. BunalO. Ne 40
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
AN ORIGINAL EXPOSITION
OF THE FALL"

The speaker was an elderly negro
who haa bssn a 'shand'' on one of
the vessels in the Lower Potomac.
de said ths Devil first tried (. get
Adam to eat the apple, ''bLt emmy
man IN all he senses mighier knowed
the Debil couldn't er done dat .r
Adams toe smart for Ole Nick when
he. had hisself ter tux care on. But
dc Dcbli know, Gaze he was in heben
TO dc Led frew him outen dar,-he
knew dar was . woman to bs made.
an 80 he just hove out dc anchor an
waited tor do wJwAn, When Eve
cum long he knew he'd got sure ting
dat At apple; an' he hove 'loag.idc
whsr she's whisper in her ear an say
shes mighty nice gal an she's 90
tlckIed wild his fine speeches dat she
JUS SAys guy her de apple when he
ask her don't she want it. De Debil
- please to see che fooled so easy ho
like to larf 0ut loud. Women is
"Ighty hard creatures to do anything
sensible Wild. -dsy jus dons 60 con-
trAry eT'ry ii ne dsy can, an when
Eve got hermin' made up to eat dat
apple, she eat it ef de Lo'd his.slt
tell her let um alone. So MS she
done eAt II de Debil says TO himself.
she made muss dat NJ garden Eden
an she kinder hear what he fink, an
make up her wicked min' TO Tics
Adam to eat todsr one. So she cum
'iongslde one time when the seen him
setIi,,' under do tree, SAY. Adam.
eat dis yer, -hc's berry nice.' But
Adam say he won't, sa' she keep
teasln him. an aayin' how she loved
him an finally he's 'ticed an'eAts dat
bAdApple, an den de anglo Gabriel .fy
long dar' an druv 'em bof outsE do
garden, an say dey dof hay ter work
fur OAR livin.' But Adam nebvr eat
dat dar ar apple 'cept Eve done gore
'tlcs him an he didn't do it den
less he love her, an she such tom
que, like all women, she .Aake him
b lieve brak is white. - Sidnea
Amdreaos In ATLANTIC MONTHLY for
December. t.#
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
COMBING WOODS.

Is W
he Westcrn Rural has tried to
kssp permanently before ths farmers
Of the Vest the i,nporta' CO Of breed
ing long and middle wooded sheep,
both for carcass and wool. They
are especially adapted to these farms
where the focks kept are small. We
clip from the Economist the follow
ing extracts from an article upon the
Importance Of increasing the produc-
ton Of csmbing WOODS:
1t 10 true it takes time to raise
lambs and increase Hscks OF sheep.
As yet there has not been muck in
crease in the production Of the staple
IN our Northern or Western States.
but what is lacking in quantity il 70
some oxteat made up in quality, for
cur markets new present lines Of
fancy woods from Virgins, Pennsyl-
vaniA and Ohio which are equal to
any woods glowa tho world over.
The supsrtine fancy clips from Wes-
tern Virginia ars particularly choice,
and will bear close comparison with
the finest Australian, Silesian, aud
Austrian, These woods will Gem
nAnd taucy At any time, no matter
how stringent money May be, for
they are always. wanted for opera
hannels, 6ne-facs doeskins, or ladies,
worsted dress goods. or braids and
yet We tsar enough Of these grsdes
will never be gro In the State to
supply the constantly increasing
wants Of our manufacturers, The
nemAnd for combiHg woods continues
very active-ln tact it Is urgen t.
unti' now prices have rapidly risen,
especially fer Canadian: From a
private lei ter written by ;velI-kAown
firm in Hamilton dated the3d instant
we are enabled to make the following
extract: .#..
"Combing wool cannot be got In
any quantities at present. The
country has been secured all around
for manufacturers in your State, and
as high AZ forty-f 'ur cents gold, has
beenpsid, and the prospect is it will
80 some what higher. We estimate
the clip at l.25O,OOO pounds"
This sounds like high talk. But
wait Before the lux is yet dry on
The paper We write upon, We have
adviGes more astonishing, with sales
at torty-six cents, gold, for Canadian
combing, and the L~sr article is now
hsld at ha f dollar, gold. This
would carry the price beyond eight
CENTS, currency. and yet it is not a
fortnight since Mr. Walworth asser, :
ed he would not pay over sixty Cents
for the slap landed Ill the state.
Suck ID the enormous demand r
worsted woods the void over. I at
every whsre in Europe and merlcA,
they are bringing prices out of proper
lion totine clothing g'Ad.s 1t lisa plry
our farmers cannot Ne; seine OF these
Danadiau sheep, and cross them
with on Saxony, so "a to give US u
good z: ade of ons-fourth blood WOOL
Western RUrdt.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
THE CHINESE EMPIRE.

- ss.st*=
China. according to Mr.. Murray
lecture before the quidnuncs or Bos-
ton, il twice the sizs Of tns United
States. and includes within it's Dor
ders 5OO,0Or,Oo0 inbabi,ants-half
the population Of the globe A a
nation it has oatlived history. 9th
or nations have passed away. 1t
still exists, the same. No art has
b'en lest, no science forgotten. Its
oral language has been preserved
without the change of . tense. It's
great wall still stands. It's largest
canal Is larger than the Erie, 1t un-
derstood the circulation fthe blood
1900 years ago ; inoculated all its
children in the possibly the
fitth--censury, had splendid libra
RES of printed books before the art
OF printing was discovered in Ger
many. And this is the country we
hold in contempt and propose to
bS0Sn' --s . ~ss
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04

and halfway house built TO accom-
MEDIATE those who stay overnight,
thus enc bling them to reach the
summit early in tho day. whom the
atmosphere - clear and the view
aOst extended. A signal station has
been established GA the summit by
the War Department for ths benefit
OF ''Old Probabilitiss..' forming an
OBJECT OF interest TO those who rscch
the tep. 4r t9a Is d )
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04

On the night of the 18TH Andrew
ManfestsT, an emp loye of the Peshti-
SO Company, was up on the north
branch of Beaver Creek, in company
with three or four other men, and q
little over a mile from camp They
started for camp. and On the way
bravely amused each other with wolf
and bear stories until their iNlagina-
tlons well wrought up, when sud-
denly ''likc CT p 0, thunder from q
clear sky, ''they heard the dismal
sound of wolves close behind them.
This frightened the whole party and
put them fight. Mr.. Manchester i'm
medistcly went into fits One or tive
of the others stayed with him till the
rest went to camp and procured as
nistance. They carried him into
camp administered what thsy could
to his necessities, but he died du-
ring the night.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
CHEESE STATISTICS.

In 1853 ono million pounds OF
cheese were exported frem here to
England, aud in 1870 seven million
pounds, The state of New York
alone has now nearly 1000 cheese
manufactures, which use the milk OF
more than $4,000 COWS, making
therefrom 80,OOO,OO0 pounds OF
cheese, which is 1000 pounds of
cheese for every thres cows. The
cheess production of the United
Stales is now over 100000, 900
pounds, of which $4,000, 900 are ex-
ported. England exports scarcely
3.OOOOOO pounds. while little HoI-
land; which used to be the principal
cheese producing cor ntry in the
world, exports at present Is, 600, 900
pounds. This latter fact suggests
the extent W HIGH tie cheese moduct.
ions ofIhc United Sfsfes may reach
III the cours' OF years, and the wealth
which IT" exports tlonwill bring back,
az the H0llanders used to boast that
their cheese productions alone was
more valuable and reliable than y
geld mise. very few of which sur
parsed the Dutch cheese in the profits
realized.-Scie"tifc Anssracua.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
MRS. PARTINGToN AT STocKro,

MRS. PARTINGToN AT STOCKTON.
"A very amusing mistake wa.
made ON Tuesday morning by lady
at Stockton. This lady, who ap-
pesrcd to be widow, ard a stranger
10 the locality, was passing along
bridge Point, when the window
blind of the Conservancy Office. on
which is painted Il ees Conservan-
cy'" evidently caught her attention.
and installing the ''sign" t old
lady timidly knocked at the door Of
no office. and enquired Of the person
who answered the knock ifthas wa.
the place where she could s.obtain o
cup of tea" Tie roar OF laughter
which followed this unlocked TO- que
ry, and the explanation off+r d . the
good Lady, caused her to retire spsad
lily, aud with evident confusion
from the supposed ''t-a'' establish.
ment. Sunderland Her. zd.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04

Mr.. Clarence Cook writes to the
LONDON Athcn@nm thar the sente, c.
IN "Lo:hair," "You know vino the
critics are-tlle men who have failed
in literature and art" was psnned
by BAlzac as far back as l84S.
The Athen@um thinks it occurs In
SEINE earlier English work.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
THE HAYDEN EXPLORING
EXPEDITION REMARKA-
BILE NATURAL Curl
OSIT LES.

, The last Congress authorized the
geological and typographical survey
# Colorado Territory, under the
direction OF the Secretary Of the
Interior, by whom the active work
was committed 10 the charge Of
Professor Hayden. James I.
Gardner Was geographcr Of the
expedition, and he gives variety
of interesting particulars con-
corning the location Of the noun
tains. The diatrict surveyed compris-
es the grandest portion Of the Rocky
Mountains, where the highest peaks
ale found. The area surveyed was
about 100 miles broad, and ernbrac-
ed Middle Park, South Park, and
tie Southern San Luis Park. The
number of mountains surveyed and
mapped is astonishing, largaHuiDbers
Of the peaks measuring from $4,000
to Ia, 800 feet in hight. The trian.
gul&tion extended over 80, 600 square
lpiIes.
Professor Hayden reports some
very interesting particulars in q ietter
to tho EVenang Post.
The explorers experience On the
Electric Mounlains-a high and
much exposed rasge sepa anng San
Luib Park from W ct mountains vail
ey-was most amusing. They could
scarcely handle their instruments,
sparks being elected at every touch
their rifles, too, sn"pPysd under the
electric inedXnn c, and were in con-
tinual danger Of going eff; whiIe,
when caught in q thunderstorn.
their hair literally stood oH end.
z he whole party experienced shock.
more or less severe, but none were
Injured.
NATURAL SODA WATER SPRINGS.
These alta 70 COlorAdsSprings,, nrss
Gays from Canon City. he wide
reputation Of these springs is not
uhdc srved. and the different ingred.
tents with which he waters are
charged, considering their close
proximity, is quite remarkable. ! he
waters OF the main springs contain
respective non, SOFA, and sal pher,
toy Their with other substances ia min
Or quantities The soda spring is
psrl' uIsrIy interesting beng heavily
ch,rg'd with calboRic acid gas,
Nhicn bubbles up ia lively MANN
er. lnVer'n'g our glass ano plung-
ing it quickly into the spring, you
obtain de lcious draf far sup r or
TO any ordinary soda Water, i he
water lS led into bath houses, and Ia
CT nsi Tered very eficSclous in the
relhf Of rheumatism. L. il certainty
mosi refreshing The hotel ccom-
IA pdAIions are excellent and their
situation very b. autifu ,. bui.t az they
are III "ne OF tho main canons leading
up 10 the Rocky Mountains and
eninely shut ia by the foot hills
! ike's ltak rseS grandly abevs
ell, forming the main feature in the
scenery.
CURIOUS SAND HILLS.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
CURIOUS SAND HILLS.

One Of the most wonderful sights
Of the eA loration was encountered
at the CT trance of The pass. The
wind sweeping down the valley is
drawn towsrdsthe Darrowgorge which
furnishes the passage through the
mountains. and has piled up range
Of rand dures seven hundred foel
above. the plain. They gre several
H'ilfS III extent, and, up approach.
gIiAtrning under the southern sun.
resemble i'll their briIIi4ncy mounta
III" Of ure snow and the crossing
was Effected with even more difficulty
than it ouid have been over snowy
range.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
PLACES OF INTEREST

The neighooring country contains
many places of curious interest, such
Al "Mcnum. Park" and IN.
Garden of the Gods" The former
copslsts Of vaIlty filled with pillars
Of hardened limestone, which have
b en- left standing, the softer materi-
al having been eroded bv the action
OF water and tho aimosp ere; AS
ore looks upon these great monuments
of Nature, he feels as if they might
marx the resting place Of the dreao
glai is of the story boOks. The
"Gard'n Of the Gods" Is of similar
construction, only the remaining
rocks are higher and moro conical il
shape material being rec. sandstone
the pointed spires, upon approach,
resemble gothic cathedral.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04
PIXIES PEAK.

A tavorite expedition is the cent
81 Pike Peak, a feat tn It is NOW
Prac lcable even for ladies'. A new
Ssu has been constructed to the 90.
, 1873-11-18

One Of tho most important will suits ever tried
in this country is now pending In New York.
Tho testator waa Mulford Martin, who left IN
estate valued at $8,0o0,o0o. which waa divided
up between hts widow, three daughters, and
four sons. Tho sons havo brought suit to bronk
tho will. and eight lawyers arc engaged BY the
respective 1itigants. A third party is also inter-
e.tod In the suit, aud is represented by counsel.
who are obliged to fight both tho counsel for tho
sons and tho daughters. This IL tho Union
Truat Company OF New York. Que Of the o1ausca
Of the Mill provided that tho shares Of tho
daughtera should be held separate cstates, frea
from tho control or interference Of any husband.
The Union Trust Company WAS appointed oollee-
tor Of these estates, but On tho day Of the fail
ure Of tho Company their appointment MAS re-
voked, q stipulation boing signod that tho Com
pany should havo their oornmiseiona hereafter.
The Company now claim, fos forsy"eight hours'
service, s2o,u0o, and counael foes. This a1tor-
tomato demand ID opposed by council both for
aud against the will, which Involves ton lawyers
in tho aquabbls.
, 1873-11-18

Tho " "Home-nule "pnrty in ireland, which ID
the latest thing in Irish politics, hayo published
in London definite atatonont Of what they
sock. They aay they rant to obtain
For our country tho right aud privilege Of manug-
ing affairs by Parliament assembled In Ire
land, composed Of Her Msjosty tbs Sovereign and
her SUCCESSORS, AnG the Loria aud Common Of 1ro-
land.
70 secure for that Parliament under Federal ar-
sangcment the right Of leRsaug TOR aud regulating
all 1natars relating to the Internal affairs Of Irolsnd
aud control over Irs and revenues, subject
10 the obligation OF contributing Just proportion
Of the Imperial expenditure.
70 leave 10 IN Imperial. Parliament ths power Of
dealing with all questions affecting tho Imperial Grown
aud Government, legislation regarding tho colonies
and other dependencies Of tho Orow tho ro1atons Of
The united Empire with foreign Hatea and all mntoru
appertsining to the dofenHe and tho liability Of tho
Empire at largo.
To obtain such an adjustment Of tho relations be-
tween tho two countries without any interference With
the prerogatives OF the CroWn any disturbance Of
the principles OF the Constitution.
This Is something very dinorent from Irish
nationality, and excludes. all thought Of aepara-
tlon from Great Britain. II granted, It Ia
claimed 1t will e1tinguiah Fenianism and estxb-
liah peace In Ireland.
, 1873-11-18
CHICAGO TRIBUNE: TUESDAY, 1s

whom Spain Ia not ablo to control, and vino dia.
regard tho ordora from tho Madrid Government
with upuuity. II tho report is truo, that n por-
lion Of tho crow Of tho Virgniua were British
subjects, mud tioro is ovory reason to bolovo
its truth, tton Great britain haa tho Bnme
principals TO vlndcato that NO have. It will bn
much bctter iii evory respect for tho two nations
to ant In concert, wl,eticr in diplomatic, mari
tin,c Or unyal point Of Wow, than for tho United
STATUS to net a1oue. Thoro aro many nice points
In international law to DO settlod, a1sa tho joint
action Of tito two countrias will obviato any
dnngor thore might bo Of otherwise committing
gsavo mistakes. We shall better conHorvo our
commercial rotations with Cuba, better protect
our own intoroatB. md place ourBalyos In bot
tor position In the eyos Of the world, by Joining
banda with Grcat Britain and making common
causo III tho intoresta not ouly Of national righta
but also Of common humanity. There is no
doubt that Great Britain will join tho United
statos III thiH affair ii any Of hor subjects hnvo
boon unlawfully dealt with. It il probable. also,
that tho joint protest Of tho two oountros would
sottlo tho Cuban problem without war. Even II
war woro necessary, 1t would be much shortor
aud loss expensive than war conducted by tile
United States alone. It will DO moro prudent,
economical, and wiso proceeding iu this delicate
businoHs for both nations to assume tho respon-
sibiity than for ono md tho invitation to this
stop should como from tho United statoa. as
hnving tho creator intorosta ut stake.
, 1873-11-18

Another Congressman haa disposed Of his
back-pay by donating It to tho lo'ncloBs children
iii h;s district. This IL hIr. Il. Boardman Smith.
OF Elmira, N. Y, and lo is at great paina to OK
plain in dotai tho reasons srhy ho has adopted
this method. Though ho voted against tho bill
ho contends that It ia neither unconstitutional,
illegal, OF unjust. Then why did no yoto against
~ The only reaaou he gives is that public
virtuo sas On trial What did public virtue havo
to do with tho question, If the act wss ncithor
Illegal or unjust2 hfr. Smith does not stop to
explain this. Ho says that be docs not roturn
tho money to tho United Statcs TREASURY,
because it Was not Htolen. Then why re-
turn 1t to his district for tho boueflt
Of homeless children : He coutenls that
tho money bolongn to his constituency, md not
to tho people Of tho country generally. But, it
the law was neither Illegal or unjust, 1t belongs
to him, and there is no special claim upon him
to donate it for tho benefit Of homcloss children
Alr. Smith is further approhenniVe that his
action may bo conatruod rs 4 bid for political
support In tho future, and ho therefore an
nouncoa that ho will not be candidate for re-
election. It iB altogether possible that tlis last
announcement is entirely superauoup. The
fact is, that Mr. Smith, like all his colloaguoa
who took tho bsck-pay, finds himself in an
utterly indofcnsiblo position, and the multiplcn.
tion of words doea not hclp tho matter.
, 1873-11-18

Tie people Of Paris, Edgar County, in this
Btats, have discovered \ usr punishmont for
illegal voting. On the day aftor tho election,
Charles Smith, OF that place. and bis son Will
lam wero arrested Tor selling their votes to both
parties. and plAced in the ca1abooso. Tho next
morning, while the Marshal was taking shoni to
the Police Court, which waa some distance away,
crowd gathered. and. getting the prisoners out
Of the hauda Of the Marshal, thoy at once COM
menced poltin8 them with eggs. The father and
BOD ran, and we're ehasud ali over tho village,
bombasaed, meanwhile, with rotten oggs and
app'os. until they escaped the persecution by
seeking shelscr III their own houac. Altar tho
operation was over, tho people gavo vent to their
delight by aasttng Oh hre-craekess and firing
guns and rovolvora. Tho local paper grayoly
remarks that 1t III doubtful whether the procaed-
tng was right, and hopes the poople won't do it
ueain.
, 1873-11-18


Tho Springfield Register has started tito atory
that Chicago intenda to bo at Springfield. this
wintor, to mako general war III tho Legislature
to effect tho repeal of Tie Revenue Inv OF 1879,
and tho abolition Of tho State Board Of Equalza-
tiou. II is not li11ely that Chicago viii ask tho
Legislature to do eithor ono Of these thnga.
Chicago will leave tho Royenuo 1aw and tho
State Board to tue action Of the stato at largo.
satisfied that in tho end that portion Of tho State
outsidc Ohioago will fool tho necoasity for u
change moro uoriously than Chicago. Chicago
proposes to tell tho tax-gatheror, whom
ho comoa round for tho State tax Of
1878, that 1t will not 10 paid,-not .
dollar Of it,-ao long as any lawful method OF
rosstnnco remains. Chicago proposes alao to
test in tho courtH w1other tho State Treasurer
Inns any legal authority, since tho Rpaassge OF
tho Revonuo not Of 1872, to pny ony money col.
looted from ta1os, losiod for State purposes, out
Of tho Treasury, uuloBs appropriated by law.
Chicago proposes to test In tho courts whether
money raiscd under q tax to pay tho expenses Of
tho General Assembly can be taken from tho
Treasury to pay interest on rai1road-atd bonds
hold by tho Ring at Springfield. This 10 what
Chicago proposes to do; and, 40 long aa tho
courtH are FREQ, this will DO no more than what
any other community can do, mud what como
others aro already doing. Thoso matters are not
questions for tho Legislature, but for the courts,
and In tho courts the raiIroad-aid bonaholdera
will havo mono Of tho advantages which they
soem to havo enjoyed in manipulating tho State
Board of Equalization.