Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1873-03-05
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BALTIC. LOCK HOSPITAL
DIR. JOHNSTON,

| BALlO. LUUk HOSPllAL
DIR. JGIEysTeN,
Physician OF this celebrated institution, has dis
covered the most Certain. Speedy, Pleasant and
Ehectua! Remedy in the world for all
DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE.
Weakness Of the Back or Limbs, Structures,
Affection of the Kidneys or Bladder, Involun-
tary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility
Nervousness Dyspepsia, Languor, Low spirits,
Confusion Of Ideas, Pslp;taton. Of the lieart'
Timidty, Trembling, Dimncss Of Sight, or Cid
dine<s, Disease of the Head, Throat Nose or
Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stomach
or Bowels--those terrible Disorders arising
from Solitary lInbits of ! inuth--sccrct and SOL
itarv practices more [uta! to their victims than
the songs oftkc Syrcns to the Mariners OF Ulys-
sos, blighting their most brilliant hopes or an
Licipations, &c
YOUNG MEN.
Especially, who have become the victims OF
solitary Vice, and dreadful and destructive
habits which annually sweep TO an untlmely
grave thousands of young men OF the most eA-
| ai1cd talents and brilliant intellect VINO might
| otherwise have cntranccd listening oenates Win
| the thundcrS of coqucnce, or waked To cItac-
| the living Tyre, may call with full confidence.
MARRIAGE.
| Married persons. or Young Men contemplate
| ing marriage, aware of Physical Weakness
| Loss of procrca.ivc Powcr-lmpotency,l Ner-
vous Excitubility, Palpitation, Organic Weak
ness Nervous Debility, or any other Dlsquall-
lication speedily relieved.
He who places himself under the care OF DR. D.
may rcligiously coniide in his honor rs gehtle-
| man and confidently rely upon his skill as'
physician.
ORGANIC WEAKNESS.
Immediately cured and Full Vigor Restored.
This distressing Aiectlon-which renders HE
| miserable aad marriage impossibe-i is the
penalty paid by the victims OF improper indulg-
cncics ! ollng persons are too apt TO commit
exccSscs from not being aware of the dreadful
consequences that may en>ue. Row, WHO that
understands the ubcct will pretend to deny that
the natural powers are lost sooner by those fall
ing into Improper habits than ny the prudent!
BESIDES being deprived OF the J casurc OF healthy
Off priEg. the most serious ana destructiVe synp-
to.:ls Of both body and mind arise. The system
becomes derangcd, the rhy5ical ana mental
Functions weakened loss of Provocative Power
Nervous lrrtablity, Dyspepsia, Pnlpitaton OF
the Heart Indig igestUn, Constitutional Debility,
and Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consump-
ton, Decay and Death.
4 CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAY
Relief in Six Hours No Mercury
Persons ruined by Ignorant, Trifing Pretendors
and thcir Deadly Poison, should apply !mnle-
diateIy.
DIR. JOHNSTON.
Member os the Royal College Of Surgery Of
| London, Graduate Of ono Of the most eminent
| Colleges in the United States, and the greater
| pnrt Of whose life has been spent in the hospl-
| tuls of London, Paris, Philadelphia and else
where has elected some Of the most astonishing
| cures that were ever known; many troubled with
| rim piuy in the head and ears when asleep, great
nervousness, being alarmed ut sudden sounds,
bashflnpss, with frequent b!ushns, attended
sometimes with derangcincn. Of rlnd, were
cured Immediately.
TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE.
DR.. J. addresses all those who have injured
themselves by improper indulgence and solitary
habits, which ruin both body and mind, uEftting
them for either business, study, society or nlar-
riage.
These are some of the sad and melancholy ef-
fects produced by the early habits of youth, viz:
Weakness OF the Back and Limbs, Pains IN the
Head. Dimness Of Sight, Loss of muscular Pow
er Palptution of the Heart Dyspepsia Nervous
Irritablty, DcraIgerncit OF the Digestive Func-
tions, General Debility, Sy!atoins ut Coosump-
ton Sc.
MgETALLY.-Tce fearful effects the mind
are much to be dreaded Loss of Memory, Con-
fusion OF IDEAS Depression OF Spirits, Evil Fore
bodings, Aversion to Society, Sell Ds:rust, Love
of Solitude, Tmidity, Sc, are some Of the evils
produced.
Thousands of persons Of I'll ages can now Judge
what is the cause Of their lecining nc@lih, losing
their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nrryous and
cmuciatcd, having singular nppcaranco about
the eyes, cough and Symptoms oi Coii=u'nisLtofs.
YOUNG MEN
Who have injurcd themselves by certain prac-
lcc already described habi: frequently learn
ed from evil companion; or at school, the elects
of which are nightly fc!L even when asleep, ana
if not cured, renders marriage impossible, and
destroys both mind .nc body, should apply im-
m"diuluy.
What pity that a yrung man, the hope Of
his country, the PRIDE OF his larHnts should be
.natchcd from al prospects and cnjoymcn, Of
life by the consequence of deviatlng from the
uath of nature aaA indulging in pernlcious
hab;ts Such ,,crsons must, before contemplate
ing.
Reflect that q sound mind and body are tn
most NECESSARY requisites 10 promote connubial
huppircss Indeed without these tho Journey
through! life becomes weary pilgrimage the
prospect hourly l,.rkcns u the view, the mnd
becomes .hadowcd with despair, and filled with
.ho melancholy reflection that the happiness Of
another is big with our own.
DISEASES OF IMPKUDENCE.
When the misguided and imprudcnt votary Of
pleasure finds that he has imb'bed the seeds Of
this puiniul disease, II too often happens that MI
i-t,inc ed sense Of shame or droad Of discovery de-
tcrs him from applying to those who, from edu-
cation and responsibility, can alone bclrend him,
delaying till the constitutional symptoms Of the
horiId disease makes their appearance, such II.
llcerutcd sore throat, diseased nose, nocturnal
pains in the head and limbs, dlmne=s Of sight,
deafness, nodes on the shin bones and arns,
blotches on the head face and extromties, pro-
crossing with frightfu rapidity, till At last the
palste Of the mouth or the bones of the nose
ni in, and the victim Of this awful disease be-
comes u horrid object Of coInmlsseration till
death puts Il period To his dreadful suffering, by
sending ni-n to that undiscovered country from
whence 10 traveller rcturns"
1t is q melancholy fact that thousands DIE
victims to this terrible disease, through falling
into the hands Of ignorant or unsklliui PRE-
TENDERS, who, by the use Of that deadly
POISON. Mercury, &c, destroy tn! constitution,
and incapable OF curing, keep the unhappy zuf
.i.rcr month after moa.A taking their noxous CT
Injurious compounds, and instead OF being re
stored "a renewal oi Lie, F!gor ana Happiness