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MEDICINAL,
.A.Yer's CatharGlc Pills,

~ For the relief and
EN Of all dcrangt-
v Elants i'll The SI0Il-
49, ;ich, liver, and bow
Hca ella. They mild
NJ x.LrSAa aperient, and
SDgE I'm excellent purgative.
p, - Being purely vege-
SsslkssTss sE So, ~l., able they contain
/pEMSS@@aV ~Ssaala>E mercury or min
key$Y %f%s cral whatever. Much
w. serious sickness and
~ 81 suffering, is prevent
use; and crn.y family should have them on hand
for their protection and relief, when required.
Long experience has proved them 10 be the sai-
est, surcst, and best of all the PRS with which
the nlriet abounds. By their occasional u>".
the blood is purified. the corruptions OF tie sys-
ten rxpallad. distractions removed. and me
whole machinery OF HE stored TO its healthy
activity. Internal organs which become cioggs4
and siugri- ar. c,ean-rl by flyers Pihs, and
stimulated into action. Thus incipiont disease
is changed into health, the value of which change,
when rcckonel on the vast mnltitudos who enjoy
it, can hardly be computed Their sugar coating
makes them pleasant 10 take and preserves their
virtues unimpaired for any length of time. SO
that they are ever fresh, and perfectly reliable.
Although searching. they are mild, and operate
without disturbance TO the constitution, or diet, or
occupation.
Full directions are given On the wrapper to
each box how to use them a Family Physic
and for the following complaints, which these
PiEs rapidly cure:-
For Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Iistless-
ness. I.anguor, and Loss of Appetite, they
should h. taken moderately 10 stimulate the ston-
ach ard restore its healthy tone and action.
For Liver Complaint and its various symp-
toms. Bilious Headache, Sick Head
ache, .Jaundicc or Green Sickness, Bill
ious Collie and Bilious FCv"rs, they should
be iudciousiy taken for each case. to correct the
diseased action or remove the distractions which
cause it.
For DySentcry or Diarrhoaa, but one
mild dose is generally required.
For rheumatism, Gout, Gravel, Pal
Ditation of the Heart, Pain in the
Side Back, and Loins, they should be contin-
uously takrn required. 10 change the diseased
action of the system. With such change those
complaints disappear.
For Dropsy and Dr0psicnl SrclIines,
they should be taken in large ami frequent doses
to produce the effect Of drastic purge.
For Suppression, 4 large dose should be
taken. Is il produces the desired eject by SYM
patty.
As Dinner pm. take one O. Two Pii's TO
promote digestion aud relieve :lIr stomach.
An occasional dose stimulates tie stomach and
bowels restores the appetite and inEigor&:es the
system Hence it is often advantageous where
no srrni;; Irr:inCoIEgat exist. One who feels
tocrlbly well. often iiuds that dose of these
PITS makes him feel decidedly Letter from their
cleansing ard rcaOyatiIg effect on the digestive
apparatus.
PREPARED EY
Dr.J.C. AVER g. CO.. Practical Chemists,
LOTELE. MIS-. I. s. 4.
TOR SALE III al DRu cGlsTS EVERYWHERE.
June -. 1s72-1y
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FRENCH CooKERY.-It IS cardinal prin-
ciple of French cookery that water which
has had anything boiled in it is sacred
Hence the de iciousy app, Using soups of
France. French cooks say that the Eng
lish will boil tn, vry best leg of the very
best mutton on earth until large fraction
of its succulence and nutritiveness is gone
out of it, and then put the residuum on
the table, and throw away the liquor, which
is the very essence, and should be carefully
preserved.
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u" The deficiency of yield of ground
traversed by the shadow of trees may be
remedied in a degree by treating the ground
thus exposed TO shadow with plaster
Plaster is a better fertilizer of shaded soil
than of exposed soil. 1t requires the addi-
tional moisture to fully develop its fertiliz-
ing properties.
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.57 IA zES
%MNSysSSs. ~, ,Sy7sssyEaETAsls sIc'lha
G3y'aySs~@!@:S go ~: HAIR
::g@a1ARENEWEIs
Every year increases the populari-
ty of this valuable Hair Preparation;
which is due to merit alone. We
can assure our old patrons that it is
kept fully up to its high standard;
and it is the only reliable and perfect
ed preparation for restoring GRAY
OR FADED HAIR to its youthful color,
making it soft, lustrous, and silken.
The scalp, by its use, becomes white
and clean. 1t removes all eruptions
and dandruff, and, by its tonic prop
critics, prevents the hair from falling
out, as it stimulates and nouishes
the hair-glands. By its use, the hair
grows thicker and stronger. In
badness, it restores the capillary
glands to their normal vigor, and
will create 4 new growth, except in
extreme old age. 1t is the most eco
nomical HAIR DRESSING ever used,
as it requires fewer applications,
and gives the hair splendid, glossy
appearance. A. A. Hayes, Nd
State Assayer Of Massachusetts,, says,
"The constituents are pure, and care
fully selected for excellent quality;
and | consider it the BEST PREPA-
RATION for its intended purposes"
Soil By all Druggists, and Dealers in lfraicines.
Price One Dollar.
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Boris IN HORSES. bots drench the
animal with half a pint of thin tar, which
kills them instantly.
One-half pint of whisky, one half pint of
gunpowder, one-h half pint of molasses, and
one-half pint soft soap will cure the worst
case of OTIS.
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THE
TORPEDO PATENT SUllS
Roberts VS.. Nicholas Ceyer


The following is the decision rendered hy, r.,
M,kcnnnn at NAV Term or tho t,;rcui, cov., ""use
above cosc.
in the Ci,cuit Court or the I'n;,ed s,o,os t.
the Western District of pennsv,va,,o
Roberts ys. Nicholas Gever.-.No Ma,
1s73.-In rouitv, -en
Nove,nLer a. 1879. mn f,led and srh,
sued.
Subpmna nsd notice of npnIica,ion ,or r,,,,...
ary ipinnction s,rvcd '''a
Deccmher "a 1877, Mo,,or for ,,o,,.,,.
iunctor hoard a,d Tho Co,rt ho;r,, dr,, o,.,," n'
the premises. the iruuction awarded no rrarss,
and decree ti,e,, "''
Joruorv1i 1e-. Ir,rr.,;or ;ss,,o, .r,
ootb dov or .J,rrar, ;raic,r,on, so,,,od m'
and bv conv ''Aa''
MAY o, lS3. Pulc iss,cd for de,erdsnt 70 ,,.-
cause whv attachment sbou,d NOT ;asro c,r oo,..
in violating Injunction and du,v sorved 'r'
june ID. 1873 Rule for attachment in ,bi. -
came on to he heard. and after orc,uent or 60,
pro spd con- the Court be;n, rn,l ody;sod H. y,
nremi.,s tho ,,u,c l. p,odo ohso,u,o ond ,,a NV
tenc. of tbs CONT ia that the soid dos,nd,n ,,',
olas Gever. be immiosered in the common ;o;, :,
auerecnv Couptv for and drr;r, bo ,or,, -
~. "uN N"'"s '"o "i"i Vi zen
cayS, ana that he pay inc COSTS OF this proceed
ing1
lima od 1872 - Comm,,ont iss.oa
~, - vs.,
inc iiJuhction Ill this case was for infringement
of the Roberts patent of No.--tcnlled the Ri, p,,
ont, for ;rcr .s,ro ,ho nh i"''
~, '.' WV ','en''' vi VII weis
Inc act of infringement Tor which the defcndeut
was committed for contempt, consisted in a;o;r,
aIoxopdr, uar.sr In .xnIod;n, ,,u,aa,>,. :,
AieAahuia iar''r III 'Npoding 'orpedoes in OF
wells being The same act OF infringement for which
uamar was also committed in .he Case No a M
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Avoid ouacks and lmposters.

Dr. J B. Dyott, Graduate of Jefferson MsdlcE
College, Philadelphia, author of several valuable
works, can be consulted on all diseases Of the
Sexual or Urinary Organs, (Which he has made
an especial study either in male or female, no
long standing. A practice Of 80 years ensbles
him to treat disease with success. Cures guar
anteed. Charges reasonable. Those at dis
tanoe can forward letter describing symptoms
and enclosing stamp to prepay postage.
Send for the Guide 10 XeGth Price 10 cents.
J. B. DYOTEr, D., Physician and SuJgeo \
- l04 Duane st New York.
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HgTMr. everywhere to sell onr new ana nov
~, st,nslS ~ hmbroiderins Machine send for lie
WsMFl1.at orcu'ar, to the Mckee Mann
AV''F'o, npany, $40 Broadway, New York
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n fact, every variety and style of wor in lette,
press printing.

Merchants, Lawyers. Justices Of the Peace, Land
Agents. Oil Dealers and Agents, lnsu rance Agents
Expressmen ald other parties in want, are informed
hat are IrcImrcd 10 execute 70 order kinds of
BLANKS, bnsiness or leg.l, required in this COM
mnnity,
-lnNhing ,ntrnnale resnectinlly solicited:
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Columbia Classical gns'tii'e

4 Bo7rling school Tor Young Men and 'p BqHs' az
'ucuar-, address ley, IL ;. ALhAAND'
umbA, Pa.
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Advertise in the REcoRp.
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For S0ke

.rF .ssFTss1 lEaio
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AGENTS WANTED FoRTIIE NEW nooN'
Epilgnic & Contagious Diseases

win the newest aud best treatment lot ~" M ,Yorld
r ~, @ ",,a H. Sn,.,,-poY eli ow Fever, Cholera and
@ ,,aiocons dise5.ea No Family {" Without
IT, and ali buy it q chrom'sc s itns,r''oasd nnns ad
,giI "c G0ODSpEED u CO, 81 Park how,
Np,v York,
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1873-08-14

Whom did Adam marry, and when ala
BE- narr OAe Eve.
What was Der bridal dreag Barely
hAhas
Aas eHea Hbbons N5sbe bad 10 need
= oae sae was rb bone hsrself
Nhta Adam 4al I've were IL tila gar.
deHng business SHAT time asa they CON,
uleae picking alspissy Ia the FgG
Mhai aas iae afA slap tleg took ia The
sugar baaafa Raising Ia4
NAY ala Hoi Gala make eood snsafs
Beause he wasn't .a6s
Maa wae he alscsl mau haoper
tAe4h
What dll ls Aaou he kagw eaoagA
10 IS II oar 81 tie yAin.
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p Il r u WAN SYRU ?

Tho Peruvian suup.a Protected solution Of
the proto2idc Of Iron 10 70 combined AZ 20 have
the character Of an alimeBt, 40 easily digesied
and assinilated with the blood a, tho simplest
food. II increases the quantity Of Natures
Own Yitalizins Agent Iron, in tho blood, and
cures fthoussua a7 simply by tonlug up, In
MIGRATING and yitahzng tho systom. The On
riebod aud yitalIzod blood pormeatos every part
Of the body, repairing damages and waste.
searching out morbid secretious and leaving
nothing for disease to feed upon.
This the secret Of the wonderful success Of
this remedy in curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com.
plant, prapsy, Chronic Diarhua, Dolls, Nor.
yous Affections, Chills and Fegers, Humors, Loss
Of Constitutional Figor, Diseases Of the Kidneys
and Bladder, Female Complaints, aud all die.
eases originating 10 d bad state q tn blood, Of
accompanied by debility or I5x state u the
system. Being free from Alcohol ia any form,
its oncrg.zDg effects arc not followed by cones.
pondIng reaction bot are permanent, Iufuslug
strength, yigor and new llfo into 81 parts of the
system ana bull ding up an Iron Consultation.
Thousands have been changed ly the use ii
this remedy from weak sieiiy, suffering erea-
turas to strong, healthy and happy men aad
women, and laFalds cannot reasonably 4as!tats
10 give Il trfal
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MAase lEets N Halves E2s. YeHths. are.rh
Cauu. S EFeE Whole E.ekata fas $500 zks
IsAets 20 43 3la Whole I.cltls ~ 81. .ss.
" Nsa reEen fE Hsg.AN 30 Discount 0f
ees tasH - ueIia u aeAetsEt aiIIaus
Ess NHTsfalsae4 sueetys ~ ta.g tlslf8 di4ft Con.
essy. - Hf 81 taf saisiAetll1 elrsn 81 ifs llfst
Ea sn- aaAes & aeg nsreesaFg u aAuuuaef
iHa istah ipaaFa tte ffs.t eAle df kEert
uetrL 4Ae Ea4su aif Ca3rsgt III - e.,s.
aal.s4 g sst q ariaak ke iaf tara. aaJ tall
}sffeu ssp @ag ls leaflf4 1rlaa flftllafs. VII ah
a ha seti ffee tful shs ns Is all as apglt
~ iHza
4asttH aaa rNaiH g sast, are al eraefs tes
EAa6a 81 lle maaeg s5 pils t.ie1 Liter.
81 leflts glfsg s. lasg uha bag e sa zEAIH.
IHUs 4 EAAMLErTE
AEt.Eaa l4hf ,Af .sa3 1aEsRtF 0lfg 0auasft
ia4W FaAe lllg4gy L1lAl4ne, Lea4sf. le. gV.
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A YER's HAIR vIGoR,
FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR
~ ms Mutual Vitality AED c0LoN

Advancing yeIIs, sieaugsa, care, disapp9int.
mentl aud hereditary predispositlon, all turn the
hair Erayi ellbof Of them disposos II % tall Oh
Pre- mAthfeiy, aud either elect iH unsightlY aud
unpleasant 20 behold DM hYuas ggnsumiaate
shiil has produced On anild1to Ter these dei0l.
malles, which has won gratitude for him from
mu'ttudes of women aud meH fits iiAA Yis4A
sametlmes produces Lost hair, and nlaAys re.
stores 20 faded agd gray hair IT, natural color,
with the Ri1ss Hld freshness ~ youfh. Tke con-
PAtetYely fow bald and gray hcads. THAT W. bgs
see, are those who hsYe not yet discovered the
Virtues 81 AaEah lbn YiaoH ~ foneslnE tha
halr The fresh aud youthful hair Va zee 20
older heaaa h often the product u lia al II
you are disagufed, or made Cd austefa aud ugly
D gran hair restore lta youthful color and aiih
IT your features % their original sDitHosa ANA
agreeable expression.
AZ an elegant dressing f1f identifying the
Haifs - has putuppbtluT.
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DIR. RAILWAYS
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,

perfectly tasieia@, htEHtlly coated WIN sweet gum,
purge regulate purlfg, elgause au strengthen.
iAdWny's Pue, ior ne cure Of all dsorders Of tie
stomach Liver Bowels Kidneys, Bladder Nervous
Dlsetses Headache, Constipation, COstiYencss,
Indigestion Dlspe sa, B.louRess Bilious Fever,
Inflammation 81 the Bowels, Piles, and all DemnFe-
ueuts u the lBemal NIscega. Warranted TO effect
positive care Purely Vegetable, containing no mgr.
curry, minerals, a deetcri1us drugs
- Observe the following symptoms resulting
from Disorders D, the Digestive Organs;
Constipation Iayari rls', Fullns,s q the Blood In the
Head, Aaidty II AH Soriseh NRuses HOttbun, DlaCutt
q Fsal Fuiilel8 Weight 81 tie Stomach Sour ErpetA-
Sons sinking Fufarine - TIE f tbs stomach, Swim.
ming c ss Heat H1rf6 and biiapt Breathing, Futter.
Ing 81 ihs iaas choking sufrhtine Sensations when IN
Lying p0stuFs, puues n Vision, Dots Webs before
the sglt, Fever nd Dull Pam In The Head, Deficiency
d Preparation, YilawHas al the shin aBd kye Pain TO
Side Chssi Lubt, and fuddea Fiahe u Heat Burning
10 the tlesh.
a few doses q RAILWAYS PILLS will free the
system from all tie abOYe.uamed disorders Price Is
cents per box. SOLD By DRUGGISTS.
READ FALSE AND TRUE" Send one letter
stamp to RADWAY & CO. No. 81 Maiden Lane,
New. York. hbmatlon worth Thousands will b,
scat you.
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A DDRESS CARDS.

A DDREsS CARDS.
Handsomely printed,
nearly equal to
Engraved Cards.
Call and examine
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Just received at the
CORN STOREll!
MASON & JERKOWSKI.

SPRING SUITS.
American Scotch......S7 so to $40 so
SPRING SUITS.
Double and Twist e.. S. 80 to $l2 90
SPRING SUITS.
Newport Cass. all wool So 90 TO SIS 90
SPRING SUITS.
Genuine Imported
Scotch ............$ l3 90 to $18 so
SPRING SUITS
Genuine Harris Cass $l3 90 to $40 so
SPRING SUITS.
Blue, Black and
Brown Tricots 90. SIG 90 to $25 90
SPRING SUITS.
Black Broadclothes $l3 50 to 500 90
The New and Fashionable Style, the
Getaway Coats and Vests in
Blue, Black and Brown Diagonals
from SIS 80 to 80 90
Elegant Dress Coats and Vests in
Busked Cassimeres $2l so to $50 90
FancyCass Pants ofall kinds and prices
Spring Oyercoats ...,.$5 80 to 500 80
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= HANDEsr sCHE3iE EVER KNOWN.
u
FOURTH GRAND GIFT CONCERT
For the benefit Of tho
PUBLIC LIBRARY OF KENTUCKY.
10000 Cash Gifts 81 900, 900.
Every Fifth Ticket Draws a Gift.
S $50, 900 FOR s. SO.
The Fourth Grand Gift Concert authorized by
rFeclal act % ihe Legislature for the benefit u
the pabllr l8bFsfyot Kentucky. will take place
iu Public Library Hall, at Louisville, by,
Wednesday, December 3, 1873.
Only Fl ty thousand tickets viii be sold aud
gug.hAif o. those are intended for tho European
market, thus leaving only SO 600 Tor sale ~ the
tnitea st8tga, where 10000 were disposed Of
for ba Third Concert Tho tickets are divided
into ten coupons or parts and havr ou their back
ths scheme wltA full explanation of the mode
q iFaRiHE
Al thia CeHcer. which wtIl 81 the Frandsst
musical display ever witnessed ia this country,
Tie unprecedented sam ~
CT EN~ ~~@
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WIIlOF OF II FlTsT FTIONtn
cured ny Hadway's HesoIvent.
BrvulY Mss, July Is, 1862.
pg. Rkpwky r. have bod Uvafian Tnm0r Ia the ovsfe1
GaJ b5e'i. an hl Dactert said " there help f8rItp
/ irsi every thing that W. recommended; but nothing
hspea ue. raw your ~ 5lysnt and thought would ny
H bal bad fh Va q ksasuga bad suffered for twelve
vUafs 33k sir lotlit tbs RabavtHt and ono boz q
Railway Pills utt two bottles q your Ready Relief and
there siga II tuulgr % he felt, and fgt
stisr smarter and happier than have for twelve ycats
The wort tuner 70 the sf, tda u ihd tUWes over
tie gfoH ! wrh thit u fur Chs ltu9tit ~ ohrfg
Yl can fsublish I, X you rh0dFr. HANNAH T.. KNAPP
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BOYS AND CiiLDEENs SUITS IN GREAT VA
KITTY, ALL slLkS, FROM YEARS Up.
" @ STYLES SILK HATS
HATS. CAPS, AND GENTS
FURNISHING GOODS
OF ALL DIES
GRIP.
Il0N.
Remember the placo-"Comer Store
20, Merchants Row Bates House Block
Opposite the Depot.
Rutland, Vt.
MASON X JEEKOWsKI
2zstfF
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Every Gay an Increase In Flesh
and Weight IL Soon and Felt.
Mldnay Z nladder conrlnInts.

Urinary, N'A Womb diseases Gravel Diabetes
Dfop.r, su7pHgi az Water. IueautBence of Urine
BdHats bisaGsa Aluminium. and lg al cases where
there are hrlekdas deposits. OF tho water Il thlek
CluHdg, mixed wih substances Ike tht white Of an
crg, 81 threads IKE wiltg sdk, there Is ia morbid
dark, bilious appearance, and white buug-dust do
p1as. aud when There IL O lrickGg, burning btnsa.
U1u when passing water, and pain in the Small u
tbJ llaes and along tho Ldus. lfcc stoo
WORMS, The only known aud sure Remedy
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--LATEST STYLES OF SrRIEa CLormNo lllI
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EnrIGRANrs, NOME.
LINCOLN, 1873,
BY PROF. j. d. BUTLER.

LINCOLN, 1873,
Nebraskians talk about the Emf
grants Home at the Burlington and
Missouri River Railroad station, in
Lincoln, as new thing under the
sun. Yet Solomon was right in say
ing there is no such new thing. Ana.
logous establishments abound abroad,
and may be traced back a thousand
years.
In Hamburger, travelling workmen
live in lodging houses, called "Hen-
bergen" or harborages, belonging to
their various trades, and are fhrn-
ished with loan of such tools as they
need. But they pay the cost of what.
ever is furnished them while, in Lin
ecln, shelter and lodging-room are
free-answering to the negro's defni-
tion ofgrace,as something for nothing"
Herbergen-or industrial caravansa
rles, each serving as house Of cali or
labor mart-still survive in Prussia
also. But the best couuterparts Of
the Nebraska Emigrants' home are in
Switzerland. At Olton, Stanz, .Beane,
and throughout the canton of Neucha-
tel, itinerant workhien find beds or
other accommodations, free OF charge.
Moreover, the "Hospices' scattered
over the passes of the Alps, open their
doors and tables to all comers. The
writer has himself been entertained in
more than one of them, on the St.
Bsrnards Great and Little), St. Goth
ard, &c. No payment is expected
from the poor, but other people are
led carefully to the contribution box
in the chapel.
All these European homes of hospi.
tality deserve the highest praise.
The difference between them and that
in Lincoln in this that they all
send forth their guests TO toll on the
same low level as before, while the
Line )ln house is stepping stone to
higher plane. 1t was, last year,
refuge for hundreds ofnew immigrants
till they could command higher wages
than they had ever earned, and for
hundreds more till they secured home
steads, which raised them into the
rank of landlords and lords of the
land. The Alpine establishments are
obsolescent and ready to vanish away,
as having outlived their usefulness,
that beyond the Missouri is still in
its cradle, but is yearly doubling its
developments.
All of them are as suns TO guide,
gladden. and save but, in spite of as.
tronomy, the grand sun is setting in
the East and rising in the West.
Helped on their way by the sister
Reception Houses in Burlington and
Lincoln, 4,525 farm hunters had
bought 47S,9S8 acres of railroad land
before New years, 1873, on ten
years credit, six per cent. interest,
and on contracts made since that date,
paying nothing of the principal till
the end of the fourth year.
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Old Joe - was a quiet old man,
but somehow too fond Of the bottle.
When in cups his ideas tended toward
theological matters, which he ALWAYS
avoided in his sober moments. 1t was
Saturday afternoon Connecticut bak-
ing day. and his good wife wanted
some wood for the oven.
Joe, | do wish you would 90 and
split some wood; here it is nearly two
o'clock, and the fire isn't made"
Joe went out to execute his commits.
sion, and fearing his physical condition
was weak, marched to the neighboring
tavern to fortify himself therein. He
returned home utterly oblivious to all
things save his pet theories. Seating
himself on a chair, he said:
81 say (hic) Jane, do (hic) you think
(hic) the Lord (hic) means to burn us
all (hic) up in fire p
His venerable spouse, being exceed.
ingly irate, did not answer. Again he
repeated the question. Still an omin-
Gus silence.
"Wife, do you think the Lord means
to burn US all up in fire everlasting 2''
"No!" said the now thoroughly
aroused housewife ; "no, you old fool
not if he waits for you to split the
wood %
A young Englishman writing to his
sweetheart, gave her the excellent ad
vice 81 wish, my darling, you would
not write me such long letters. i
you were to bring an action for breach
of promise against me the LAWYERS
would copy the correspondence be-
tween us, and charge fourpence fol
every folio of seventy-two words
The shorter the letter the more Ys
save from the lawyers. 1t is added
in the report of this affair that the
young man received no more letter.
of whatever length.
Last week three of the hobbies
youths on Woodward avenue, Detroit
astonished bevy of their lady ac
quaintances by their feats in running
and jumping. One of them, an in
teresting masculine blonde, who nev
er before was known to exert himself
jumped three feet high. There was be
hind him milk woman whom he anG
his fellows had asked what she CAV,
for her brass jewelry, and she had de
cended from her cart whip in hand.
An illiterate farmer wishing to en-
ter some animals at an agriculture
exhibition, wrote to the secretary al
follows "Also enter me for the best
jackass, l am sure of taking the pre-
mium."
Stealing money is serious bust
ness out here" says a Colorado paper
"but you can kill man, and all they
will ask is that You don't leave him il
the way"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1873-07-23

ADDITIONAL TRAINS SOUTH.
No. is. Titusvillo 2,i0 p. M; Miller 2. 80;
Pioneer $40; Pet Centre 3.3s; Columbia
4,l5; Tarr Farm 4,23; Kynd Farm 49,,
Housewife 1855; Oil City $50.
No. Cory 6,l5 n. M; Titusvills s,9S,
Miller Farm 0,25; Pet Centre 9, ,4S; Colum-
bia lOl ~; Tarr Farm l0,lS; Rynd Farrp
l0,27i housewife 10 ,35; Oil City II 90.
No. Is. Pet Centre lbs p. m; Cclum bia
so; Tarr Farm 2,05; Rynd Farm 2,ie;
Housewife ESQ., Oil City 500.
No. % Oil City $50 n. M; Olssp Il
1,25, Tionesta s,54; Trunkeyville 10 ISs
Tidioute ll.ll.