The Petroleum Centre daily record. [volume] (Petroleum Center, Pa.) 1868-1873, 1873-06-20
NOTES OF THE DAY.

1t cost Liverpool clergyman $25, 0Oo,
10 love two, we'll but not wisely. =
The Khedivs lie going to build new py
rsmid which be is willing to stale against
Cbeops
The Pope r. going 10 offer vatihe ,can 10
the way OF Accommodations Tor the Suppress
ed yesui,s.
MarsbHeld, No. has a poet "lariat," who.
when be is not wooing tha muss, white.
washes, and digs wells for a living
An Iowa editor begs his readers to give
him their ears. while he assures them that
burning corn cheers the cbimne! oorne r
more than any other kind OF fuel
A country paper in Minnesota sants TO
know who swindled the Indians out Of
.'snch an internal cold. country as Ninneso/
to ia, and who deludod the white people in :
to it."
Weil-dressed men in Chic ago hav, stabI
hing affrays in the street at night AMI ate
one is wounded the parties tget into hsckr
s,d ride away, covering up oil Their tras
ces.
An editor in fredericksburg, Va, was
asked oy q stranger "Ifit was p,ssibs that
little town kept up four newspapers,' and
the reply was, "No. It Ia kes four n,wspa'
pers to Keep up the town."
An exchange says. "When you see Q
man following COW Trough
the front gate, and filing the cir with gar
den implements and profanity, you may
know tha. his cabbage pl ants have been set
out"
The Boston Transcript says that PERSONS
who send poetry to the newspapers shonld
always retain copies. The New York Times
su egests that they should also retain the
originals.
The Chicago papers are blackguarding
each other because thew fell into tie error
Of criticising the overture to "Tsunhauser," I"
when it was the overture to civilian Tell"
which was performed.
The late John Carpenter Of Marquette,
Mics., knocked the ashes out of bis pip on
the head Of keg of blasting powder.
An orphan, under age, married his fena le
guardian In Illinois the other day aud was
compelled TO get her written consent h his
marriage before the wedding could AXE
place.
Party twho wants letter)-"My nlms
Is Mike How" Post/ofiios clerk (reforned
civil service)-"Well 1t your name is your
COW, what is your cows name!"-St. Louis
Globe.
An Albany method Of gambling is 10 fill
two bags. one with sand, the other with
salt. and then bet on them. 1t is simple
bnt they manage TO shoot the stab th Q sam Q
ss before.
Chemical joke from the New Orleans Her
ald-"Ii Jupiter had not married Juno, Q
chance wonId have existed Of her becoming
the 'OxlEyed of Mercury"
The New York World, borrowing q bint
from Solomon, proposes to end the Carltau-
Emerson controversy BY cutting "Betsy 90 d
I"in two. each of the dispu ted authors to
have half and shut up.
A Ticksbnrg young man accepted hx
shillings for saving the life OF q handsome
heiress; and at last accounts hadn't dashed
the money at her fathers feet.
The force Of habit is fully illustrated In
the case Of o retired milkmau, who says be
never sees can of water without having an
almost t'irrssistible desire to put some milL
IL.
AJapansss newspaper in London has
now the safeguard Of a clerical editor, bav-
ing the benefit Of the contribu tions Of ,bt
first Buddhist priest who has resided II
London.
The Memphis Avalanche is content.d
with the knowledge that BETSY and I, sr'
Out" and so far as Its columns are coucern
ed 1t proposes that 'they shall stay out"
Sir Josiah Mason, who made bis fortuu
as weaver at Kiddermiu ,ster, has srrasg
ed 10 erect and endow q scientific College Il
Birmingham, England. Nobody Can carl
at that.
Before falling eight feet upon'a pile q
stones, always take q reef in your tongue =
II Mr.. Seeler of Louisville. had takeu !bi
precautiou, be would not have bitten o
that useful member.
A Now Albany, Ind, Judge has decide