The Manitowoc tribune. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1866-1878, 1873-02-20
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A great composer-Slecp.
Unreasonable bonds-Vagabonds-
The original water works-Eve's eyes.
The Pacific mails Quiet husbands.
The scenter of gravity-An old goa..
To make both ends mset-bow very
low.
Bayopets are driven, bullets are lead.
Something to boot An impertine Mt
dun.
A new version of an old verse-Loath
the poor Indian.
Strange bedcloths-Ttree sheets in the
wind.
Good name for conductor on street
railway-Oscar.
Some people at q crowded evening par
ty had bellies at their toes.
IF a uian has but one eye, let him get
q wife and she will be his other /.
Sell at small profits, for cash, and mako
it known through the newspapers.
Do the larcenies from burning build
ings come under the head OF IRE hooksI
When is man liable to contract the
epizootic? When he is little hoarse.
Partrid ges in Illinois are tame enough
to eat from the hand-when properly
cooked
A philosopor has discovered that men
don't object to being overrated, except
by assessors.
1t is always in our power to make .
friend by smiles what folly to make
enemies by frowns
Ut am struck up, up, I'm not
proud, as the butterfly said when pinn.
ed to the showcase.
An old lady writing to her son out
vest warns him to beware of bilious sa-
looms and bowel alleys.
1fyou want to know how quick you
can run mile, tell red-headed woman
her baby squints.
Jones, who was kept awake all night
with the tootache. says that he passed q
night Of mourning.
A young man named Turn married a
cousin by tho same name, on the plea
that lone good Turn deserves another.
Resolved-That i won't advise emmy
boldly. until kno the kind ov advise
they are ANXIOUS tew foller.-JOsh Bal
Hn0s.
An i'll natured editor says ladies all
use paint, and he sets his face against at
This editor Is not resident of Michigan.
A dog with two tails was seen in Taun
ton the other day. One belonged to an
OK, and was carried in the mouth of the
canine.
1T is better to be envied than to be
pitied."
Wise sayings often fall to the ground,
but kind words never die.
What is that which has its head at one
end and its mouth at the other? A riY
eP.
What is that which must be taken
from you before you can give 1t away?
Your photograph.
"a penny for your thoughts, miss,
said gentleman to pert beauty.
They are not worth farthing, sir,
she replied; II was thinking of you.
Education begins with mothers or
fathers nod, With . sisters gentle pres
sure of the hand, or brothers noble
act of forbearancc with handful of
flowers In green aad daisy medows with
pleasant walks in shady lanes; and with
thoughts directed, in sweet and kindly
tones and words, IS nature. to beauty, to
acts of beneYolence, to deeds of virtue,
and to the source of all good-to God
himself.
A little aevcE year old Brattleboro
charmer. sent her beau a love letter a
few days since, remarkable quite as much
for its brevity. as for its being right to
the point, They that seek me early shall
6nd me-" Pretty good for the infant.
Let your religion be seen. Lamps do
not talk. but they do shine. A light
house beats no drum, it beats no gong
aud yet far over the water its friendly
light is seen by the mariner
The old, like withered leaves. hold on
to life by frail tenure; there comes a
husky breath, and they are gone.