Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-10-10
BRIEFS.
Briefrhe oat crop.

bIlti-Ine OdI crop.
Bricfer-Farmer's purses.
Brieiest-A road snpe .lspr j consciencr..
Fair, fun an frolic at the District Fair mex
week,
Lots Of fellows will go broke at tie lFai
next week.
Fin nights low to Meet mr. BY moon
light Alone
i Look out or that new dress oil tho Cot
Rick next week.
1 A mash that nobody objects to- Gov vii
liams' .'Sour Mash''
i Treat your inamorata to a feast OH sscandy
and sch" at the Fair next week.
i The Fort Ellis Nine beat the Helena Bias,
Ball Club plenty at the Territorial Fair.
/ The last sssrows'' Of summer will soon b.
dug and their owners huntinga market at
censa pound.
! just our luck! We bet our last quarter
yesterday on big dog, but the little ont
won the battle, and we are busted again.
Two days work or six dollars in casi
is the very moderate amount of our road-tas
this year, Thank goodness times cheap.
Maj. Ino T. Bruce has gone to attend Court
at Radersbarg. He will also interview the
people in that vicinity in behalf of tile Coz.
RIER
| Puget Sound editor wants wife to help
him cook and eat the vegetables which the
farmers are daily presenting to him. We
don't.
We notice several holes in the sidewalks
that are dangerous to pedestrians and should
be repaired. Let it be done before somebody
gets hurt. -
Read Ellis 10 Davis new local ads, . and
then go and examine their magnificent stock
of merchandise. They are selling goods
'powerful cheap.
r. NJ. Renshaw adyertises grand lottery
to come off in Bozeman in few weeks. Read
the magnificent list OF prizes and rush for
the lucky numbers. Tickets only $40 each.
Capt. Frank Murray returned from the
Bighorn country Tuesday. looking s.faf.
rugged and saucy" after his adventurous trip
We shsll publish some notes of the journey
next week.
A cockncy pilgrim who went down thu
valley last week and bought yaaring steer,
under the impression that he was getting
thoroughbred bull calf, now says the :. ole
transaction was misera-b bull 'o(a)x.''
Talk about your bucking cayuses; they're
not circumstance to that velocipede the
trying to ride through towllevery day. The
yelocipodists:cuta boItas graceful figure on
the vehicle as wotilda Crow squaw at n full
dress ball. Es
No person would think that our .'patient'
friend. job Harvey had had one side Of a
barn laying on his corporation last week. to
sec him demolish hash this. We are request
ed to state Il at the accident occurred on SAT-
urday. instead Of Sunday, as reported in our
last. Job doesn't work SUNDAYS. aa
We are sorry to learn that some OF our
Bozeman youths. when accompanying ladies'
from town on the coach, are SO ,ingallant as
to ride Oh the outside, and leave the lonely
fair ones TO The SerYs-es OF s.way-passeii.
gers from the Capital. We expected better
things Of the CALAMITY Of our city. and hope
that sich conduct will not be repeated .ssssasE
Is
nice young f.sn, iiviIfg not Il hundred
miles from the West Gal,atia, who used TO
own pair OF 1.-THE finest ,rotters in Mon
tana. sur sent 10 Chicago, last spring. ior a
fine Coan & -Ii-cn Brock buggy in which 10
display The ''spankefs.' The buggy arrived !
about three weeks sace, and the nice Young |
man inyited his adofiblc to accompany him
fI,a ,,ua, nr.rr II l,..t,fr1
SPEAKERS on Il tip to Bozeman. The
adorable won't be ;a,le to prepare the meals
in her fathers hoHsefor some time vet. AM, |
the nice young man wants 10 trade off his |
remaining trotter foi a team of work Horses. i
and would not Object 10 swap the bitge Y
(when he gets wdl enough to coli ct tile I
pieces for Schutthr wagon.
A few evenings ago. a CAV and festive |
youth Of this vicinity thought he would have
some fun in scaringlsom young ladies', who /
were gamboliing ona haystack, by playing
ghost' on them. Accordingly, he dressed
himself in a linen sheet, with white cap to
match, and proceeded to crawl on ull-fours to-
the stack-yard, where the uDsuspecting fem
mines were fro!ickiilg in all the sxuberance
Of youthful spirits. But, alas for the fali-
Dility OF human calculations, he had reckon
ed without his host-or rather, without his
mutton. A pet ram was watching the pro-
,eedings OF the little joker. with wrathtul
Eyes and when the distlirber of innocence
made his appearance in the stack yard, Aries
,ould restrain his beliigerent propensities no
onger. but made a furious onslaught on that
portion of the ghosts generosity where
he pantaloons fit the tightest, hurting the
portiye youth into an irrigating ditch which
n convenient proximity to the scene of ac-
ion We understand that the young man
low occupies only une edge of the chair
When sitting at meals. and that he performs +,
most Of his duties in a standing position, be-
ieling that the upright man shall inherit the
ingdom, etc. Moral: Be sure that the ram
sn't round when You want to frighten the
lambs.
JOHN G. Guy. our very efficient Sheriff, we
re sorry to learn, met with severe accident
ast evening. by being thrown from his horse;
he fall rendering him insensible for nearly
n hour. We. arc glad 70 say, however. that
is injuries are not serious. Il
Twenty Sets of Harness
eve arrived this week. which will be sold at low |
cures. z. /. DAWES.
GALLArrN FAIR.-1hs Fair commences ON
Ionday next, 18th inst, and from all we can !
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