The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1873-09-11
OUR OHIP-BASKET.

| first stirring event Of the day. = - 80
Why are handouts like guide books
Because they are made for two wrists; :,
| New York doesn't want her, bread but
tered unless she farmers s supply Them a with Z
Prosperity Is no just SCALE, saysP Plgt.
arch, "adversity is Che only balance 70
weigh friends" fo'a.Si = i'-iHa'~f sEsS ~
"Shall you sue for aanagss7'' 'Not
much it's repairs need; I'm damaged
enough" 'sN - = ''''' ;''-afsa. =. /,
The young lady who has evinced ench
deep interest in the hero Of certain crimj-
nal case is often heard to 70 sing, aLet me
kiss him for his murder" - : -
la, drug clerk who put ~, poison for
guinine took the matter very eoolly, sayipg
the victim was old and would have did y
q few years apy EGs.g :ssos4ssl-p, .ds .;
nov1 said - darker .ysstspdsy,
when his bielteersWs uhasheds IL b5m 40
which saotherdreppsd. on; il. sss,pass HdA
had On my nsw ahoss1h % q SPA ,.sss
A Portland man Aas Asas cssshs 1sahkfot
trout on another mans land, The ether Day;
the ownssH reno 6kstfsD6ls s1Ms xstired in
silence before the majestic answer: "Who
wants To catch your fish f''' I only ISs6t. TO
drown thi6 worm .fsitsssa ;ybsias ssgses
'4'Pfivasts adsicss from ieharosss s&tHt4k
on Tuesday Asnight, -syoasg 66e oft3Sln
years, Of Tepeehhle jamiy, imyetlEisnsk
disappeared. She awss last seen, dboqtb
O'clock in Che afternoon; ,,.,-,.t.. -, ,.,..
Then = MOI object - ,natPrs ,sbichs -
prosshss in glory . peacock nth il taif
new pony ph@toT and d pStad tnfief WHIP
handle. S-ois;fr s5i tslssiseas ersg;sOd &
sahJohh,o ssid q dcatipg pstsnsstd6ss
gormandising son, ,s'do, you rsallyshiSk goa
caneat thssWholeu sfa the puddiss Sishin-
IT dept kpox, f1pA e ansEsrsd
che young hopeful .sas s's Sd sqsssss ss + s sss
a Colorado spring hss suck, siIupvdinsry
virtues that TIE fhtfBest Voti6h, Htsf dfi6f.
ing It's wststfsr . Few months; nSSS 10 ffr-
ther aAoccasiSa for psdding 81 any isstss II
ia. known as,sths anti cottopr snds ahastas
spring'xsr ,l,isslss txSs irsss .zlfssxs ,isssai
The editor Of The sanH Francisco, Gzrom.
icles after stating thst ha has ,Hno, desire to
engage iu personal controversy" proceeds
to characterizs the. editor saf e,rilRl news.
paper Us a drunken and cowardly idiot,
who Adisgraces journalism. "'sliiar9ka sseT
"a An old lady was telling hef grand 'ehfl-
dren about some trouble in Scotland, aini che
course Of. which the, chief other solah WAS
beheaded, S"It was nae great thing Of .
head brains, TO be sure sure said hi. the good LADY,
'sbut it was sad loss to hin" ~
Scene in Fort Wayne dry goods stere.-
Lady-How much for: this, print2 Gentle
manly and obliging clerk-Nine cents, mum.
LadyANineteen cents, TN yi7e you eighteen
Clerk-Nine cents, mum; you miunderstood
me. Lady-ohi nine J. III siys yOas eight
cents. ts-,.ij. ,di hil bas,sss isSrsss
"Pretty vel, :" rsmarkedstAs doctors
who took an interest in her fsthsr,s
purse and profession, whom some one asked
her chow things were going on" "Plenty
Of colds. sonle bronchitis, and . little typhus
fever but, as father said Yesterday x6itwe
want 10 make things lively issaeniee tlitslo
epidemic.p sqo'i ~ . ssissGst'osis 80
-q. An over crowded Michigahdsfhs his disscJse-
cred the best way ystof getting rid Of hisSf-
spring. He drove his wagon, consisting Of
a Michigoossaad tss orslaea Michigoslings,
over hundred mile territory, dropping one
ont over the tailboafd every, ,3sv aniless siHe
drapt the old critter in creek, and and got
back home the best divorced psn u ths
' '"NT1-il g..;si.H 4esl0ss sss b. zstsJo Ssts
A Missourian who stole . Hiss from apret-
ty girl was fined BY magistrate, horse-Whip-
ped BY her brother, and worried into brain
fever by his wife The clergyman siso ailu-
ded to the affair in his sermon, tho locsieditor
took sides with the clergyman, and reviewed
the case in print, and The, potato bng came
along and ate up every blade Of the malofac-
tors wheat crop. - -,
aIsay, old boy cried Paul Pry to anlex-
cavator whom he espied at the bottom Of q
yawning gulf, swhat are you digging there"
IA big hole" The old boy replied. Paul
was not to be put off in this fashion, "What
are you going to do with the hole IN he
asked. s..s IL, Es.nss, ..is ~ s.s.,g
aGoing to cut It up into small holes, rsjoin'
ed the old boy, and retail them to farmers for
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BIG souAw.-It is said that Kate Grant,
nm old Indian squaw, living at Grant,
wisconsin, has killed eight bears this summer.
Kate is still unmarried. Many, bear has
attempted to hug her, but she never permit
such familarities. Kate is evidently no small
1 = n ~, danppr is br-fin