Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1873-01-28
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Punch says 1t Is very natural Tor man to
feel girlish when he makes his maiden speech.
Take her up tenderly. lift her with care, none
knew how dearly she paid for her hair
Al old cyuic says: With many women going
to church is little better than locking into q
bonnet shop.
A book entitled Lectures to Married Men"
has appeared. Heaven save the mark haven't
they enough alraady2
Women ought to do all she can to make this
earth paradise for man, as it was all her fault
he lost the other.
An exchange, noticing the marriage of a CO.
temporary, wishes him posteri'y and happ-
ness.
''I follow in the wake of the baby" as the
mother said when disturbed by her infant at
night.
A Western editor, in writing the obituary Of
q respec'a able citizen, says that The has gone to
that undiscovered burn"
It's now the very switching hour Of night"
observed cid man Shakespeare to his son Bill,
one evening, after the young fellow had been
robbipg the orchard Of the hamlet,
A German priest was recently walking in
procession at be head Of his Pensioners. over
cultivated 65lds in order 10 procure a Blessing
on the crops When he came to one of unpro-
missing appearance he would pass on saying,
Here prayers will avail nothing; this must
have MANURE.
CUTTING IT FINE.-A young lady at an even
iug party s0uie lime ago, found il a propoa 10
use The expression, Jordan is hard road to
travei bur, thinking that too vulgar. sub,li-
tuted the following. ''Perambulating progress
sion IN pedestrian excursion along he laT-Fam-
ed thorcughfare of fortune cast up by he banks
of the sparkling river Of Palestine, is, indeed,
attended with Heterogeneous condemnation
Of unforeseen difficulties.
Max AdeIer says that Mrs. Smith was thus
addressed by her new Chinese servant, wher
be wanted to know il he should bri0g up pal
OF water: Would the beautioas dove whe
broods Ike an angel OF peace over this fail
haven Of domestic felicity, cooling soft notes Il
her at clio q mate, desire me to conducs The
wooden weasel from The sublime subterraHear
apartment where they are excluded from tbt
glance Of her soft eYes?' Mrs. Smith thinks
the Chinese much excel the French in polite
ness.
SMALL PoX sure REMEDY. The follow
ing remedy, is from the best scientific school O
medicine in the world-that Of Paris. Ii ha
been Goub,l5ss. patiently tested, and Is announc
ed by them as g panscea for smallpox ant
scarlet fever. It's simple character may hav
caused il to be uegec ed, Jet it has cured Whel
other remedies have failed, ard when iearnet
physicians are said to have given up the patien
to die:
''Taka suloiate Of link one ID grain, 70:
glove, (digit2iis.) one III grain; uitrate in
teac1p or mortar with very little wafer, till
is thoroughly combined then add four or 6y
ounces Ct syrup Of white sugar or sweetene'
water. Dose for adult, teaspooDlul every tw
hours, SO long as there is fever. For children
proportionahly less. The welI-established an.
long-tried virtues Of these simple yet potent Of
fcai agents are patent to the physician.
NApoLEoN 1.-THE mass Of mankind, EN-
bracing many Of the weIIread, have never hear
of Napoleon II Napoleon Francis JOSEPH
Charles BonapaEte, or Napoleon IL, was th
gon OF Napoleon l., the fruit Of marriage be
tween that sovereign aud Maria Louise of Aus
tria. and Was from his birth styled the king O
Rome When his father, the first Emperor
was compelled to abdicate, in the year 1914, th
king of Rome went with his mother TO Vienna
aud vas there educated By his grandfather
the Emperor Of Austria. His title was that c
the Duke Of Rejchstadt. Ga Napoleon retur
from Eiba, ia 1915, an attempt was made
remove the young duke to Paris, which wa
frustrated by the Austrian authorities. Dur
ing his lifetime he did not assume the title {
Napoleon IL, inasmuca as the abdicalon Q
his father IN bis favor was never admitted b
the allies, nor vas it claimed by the EreDc
Government. But in 1852 when the resump
tion Of tbs empire by Louis Napoleon rendere
the tide necessary, he was considered Napoleon
IL, and the rev Napoleon took that Of Napo
leon Ill.