The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1873-01-16
WHERE THE LAUGH CONES IN.

WHERE THE LAUGH CONES IN.
How do we know know a house is
often hungry? Because we see the
chimney swallow flies.
BosroN has smoking cars on its steet
railways and contemplates putting on
few hog cars for those that chew.
SAN FRANcIsoo milk is so badly
adulterated that the cows blush to think
their names are used to cover so vile a
fraud
INK made from India rubber is the
latest invention. 1t VIII be used mainly
by writer's who are inclined to stretch
a story"
MRs. THRoCKNioRToN married the
Baron Lemme in New York They want
ed her to marry some one else, but she
said: "Lemme alone
A SYRACUSE girl snored' so loud at
the opera that the man at the brass viol
was discharged for saving too heavily
at the gutteral chord.
IT IS now claimed that the architect
of the great Chinese wall" was
woman but a woman wouldn't do any
thing to keep wen out in that way.
"MRs. TooMUoH, where's your hus
band?" "He's dying, marin, and 1
don't wish any body to disturb him ?"
A very considerate woman, that.
SINCE the Chinese of the Pacific slope
held their annual devil. drive" last
month, it is said there is need of more
laboring men in the Chicago vineyards.
WHEN a new town is started on the
plains, Chicago drummers camp out and
wait for the. new stores to be completed,
to sell the owners a bill of goods.
THERE are said to be very good
reasons for supposing that sentimental
young ladies' who write poems about
death and the grave, have holes in their
stockings.
SOME of the Albany papers are keep
Ing an ACCOUNT ,,f u1IUs1 .,lIO i~i4. tI-o
church. They have one name on their
lists, so far, and hope to get another be-
fore long.
THREE hundred cheese disappeared
from Western factory, the other day,
and the proprietors. don't know whether
they have e strayed" or been " stolen. ="
In Iowa man can not remember
where he hid a coffee pot full of silver
during thewar, and has nearly scratched
every hair ont of his head trying to
think about it.
INFLATED rubber bustles are the
latest popular whim in fashion. 1t takes
a young husband with weak lungs half
an hour to blow his wife up TO a fash
ionable rotundity.
4 KENTUCKY huckster has over his
stall this impressive moral injunction
''' Any Man or Boy that takes one APPEL
without Leafe is little Roge in his
own Harte.
THERE are thirteen shot-guns with
women at their butt ends prowling
around the Western States, looking for
truant husbands, and their naughty
feminine companions.
A New ALBANY man, with fifteen
daughters and twelve sons, is figuring
as to whether it viii be cheaper to mix
up an arsenic stew, on. use kerosene for
kindling-wood in his house.
''CoME, don't be timid, said couple
of snobs to two mechanics " sit down
and make yourselves our equals. To
do that we should have to blow our
brain out, replied one of the me
chanics.
WARxED by the cold snapof the past
people are preparing themselves for the
winter, and heavier and warmer sleeve
buttons are in demand. I" 1t is easier
to take care Of the health than it is to
recover IT.
"DoY YoU think it safe my dear, said
husband to his wife, 4" for me TO take
of flannel when it looks like spring p
81 Perhaps, sir, replied the wife, "but
I never saw any flannel that looks like
spring.
A CONNECTICUT sexton prevents the
congregation from shifting about and
changing seats by dextrously applying
COB of pitch to their persons as they
enter the sanctuary. He says ' the
church is no place to fool around in. :"
A GEoRan man stationed his son,
armed with a shotgun, TO watch a
favorite-corn patch. Stealing around
short time afterward to see if the lad
was at his post he CHANGED to make
little rustline in the leaves; there was
a fash and report, and that perforated
parent lis nov fully convinced Of his
sons reliability.
A PAITY who proposes to publish a
new housekeepers' aS1ide sends the fol-
lowing extracts from the forthcoming
work 'sPlain sauce-An interview
with a railway clerk To make good
jan-Ask my horse-car conductor. To
boil tongue-Drink scalding coffee. To
make a good broil-Leave letter from
one OF your sweethearts where your
wife can find Z ("
A BOY got 10 fooling with his fathers
horses, until finally one Of them put his
foot in his face. He was carrid in, and
the doctor sewed up his lip, and ban
daged his eyes, and poultieed his
cheeks. but be pufied up and laid abea
q number Of days; and when he begun
to get little better be called Tor look
ing-glass, and casting his eyes upon it
his countenanee fell. " Father. said
he, do you think I shall ever be as
pretty again = ''No, my son. the old
man replied; you viii never be 50
pretty again but you'll know d-d sight
more"