The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-02-21

/ He kissed back with q vim she had
not witnessed in him for years and
said, MARY, darling, where is your
mistress?" She dropped those lands
and gave a war-whoop and he depar-
ted in haste, closely followed by
poker.
The Roseburg Pantagraph says:
"That peace Commission to treat
with the Modocs have got soft thing
on the Uncle Samuel. They are
sure of their pay, but Uncle Sam
hasn't got anything sure on their
treat"
There ia "corner" il stoye polish
ut Walla Walla because the most
fashionable young map of The place
appeared at a party the other night
with his boots blacked w:th it. He
looked "snipshious" aud was the
oberserved Of nll observers.
A female speaker at the Woman's
Rights Pow-wow,. in Portland, last
week, said that tbs looming woman
is on the mountain Top ard that her
spirit is of the mountain air." If this
is true it is probable that we will
hear something "drap" shortly.
A citizen OF Helena, Montana,
was discovered in the street with his
garments oil on fire in the rear. He
had put Pipe which he had been
, smoking, into his coat pocket. He
remarked that he "diough the wealth
, er was moderatin' id sudden"
A certain Oregon justice of the
! Peace "splices" candidates for
, matrimony in the following unique
manner: "Them tn at this court
joins together let no man bust
asunder; but suffer little children to
, come unto them-so help you God.
! A young Mormon, named Benson.
9 was last Tuesday hung by mob in
Salt Lake for numbering another
8 young man named Crockett A Miss
g Merrill, who was afIianced to the
G murdered man Crockett died because
D of her lovers death. This Is o sad
tragedy.
Y Whew! How nice! La Grandt
G Sentinel SAYS "sleigh riding, spelling
G matches, singing schools, oyster sup
I pers, kissing bees, balls, etc., are al
the go in these parts this winter.
h We can hardly keep our devil from
emigrating to that Elysian field i'm
y mediately.
3 Two young misses, aged respec
lively twelve and eight, ran away
9 from their home in Riverside las
n week TO enjoy life and see the world
I The dreams OF bliss were roughly
/. dispelled by the advent of theii
Ipaternal. who wore out fair-sizet
. bush on them and then carried then
= home.
g Now comes story that on tht
;. 14th OF December James Bradle,
{ was driving herd of IL cattle acros
the Pen d'Oreille River, ". T., or
g the ice. An earthquake broke th'
q ice to pieces, drowning all but 21 o
: the cattle. This story would have
q been huger if The teller of It hadn'
f run out of cattle.
The Times tells Us that a fiisk,
:. Josephine youth few days ago sen
\ n note TO his neighbor's wife. invitin:
a her to meet him meath the pale ray
? of the German-silver moon. Sh
= didn't go, but her husband did, an
the doctor thinks that barring tn
n loss of his nose, one eye, and two o
is three dozen teeth, the young maj
4 will soon be as well as ever.
r. A Lewiston gallant concluded b
q would show his geranium how h
could ride on muleback. When h
/. got in front of her house the null
, squatted down, then all at ono
Ie bumped up its back, and the gallan
10 rider flew upward into the air abou
a as high as Mt. Hood, and came dow
astridle of a picket fence. The gin
= says he showed his agility success
h fully.
E. The following advertisement ar
,r pears in Utah paper Wanted
10 Two young Mormon women (cousin'
who have boone disgusted wit
IS Mormon ideas, and are now livin
n under a strict surveillance wit
,s their parents in Box Elder County
,r Utah, desire to correspond with tw
X or more bachelors, with q view t
matrimony. Photographs exchange
n if desired. Address, Maria Maso
= or Mary Sherman. Corinne, Utah.
/. A Dalles washwoman who ha
10 never seen q new-fashioned open-bt
NJ hind shirt got one in the wash th
other day, and being an obligiu
+ and kind-hearted woman, and fee
d ing sorry for the ignorance of I'll
:, wife who had made such a mistal
ar in constructing her husbands shir
"a sewed up the slit behind and cut or
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