The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1873-08-22
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var against the United Sta,4 traralss,
Il has hccn saggrsiea that tls,, W. e,la
GATED VI Wet Point
vii Perkins a,s"SarAiara II nn il aer
fct young people" |, |. AL, III e.
IA people who go there IL a., little
spring In them. II ism, shady enoarh
for ,eaag people.
Susan n Anth.ny remarks the
lIos,an Traveller. wants sir names uf
thr Pullman ears altered either ii
lnll-man.and-wonan ~ lall.irrvsrec.
ti,c-of. scx-cars
Literary Gen, ca Saratoga. u Shoa-
dy Miss --"lla,c you read Shakes.
rcarc!" Sholdy Miss--"Uf course |
have. ! read them when they tast
came out, +"
The Boston Pos. says Il would ID
great relief 10 meet state constable
who wasn't wearing diamond pin,
received IN bride from some rum sci
Ter.
The Graphic has secured tho cxclus-
ivo right 70 the newspaper sale on the
airline y Europe.
Al church fairs III indiana tho gold
ring i placed in u bologna sausage aud
the links sold At thirty cents each,
A tluacl. doctor heads his advertise.
mcnt, n wish | was dead. Then why
docsu', he take II dose ot his own med
icinc.
\ boy who was callrl NJ ~ his
teacher for giving u sel.oolnm,c a black
eye, pleaded that be only threw 4 b..
of water ~ him, but on being pressed
Ia the croSs-cxamination. he nj las,
admitted that the water was frozen.
One Of the guests ut u dinner rcceu,.
~ given by the Union League Club,
after cloqacn,ly responding to tia
tonst. "Woman, God bless her" ,,ach-
cd home quite drunk aud had his cycs
"blacked" b. his wife in moment d
emotion.
At an Oregon hahy-show q ,lisal-
pointed mother snapped revolver M.
der one Of the judges nose aud her Lus-
baud IL after tho other two.
An exchange gives tho following
good advice: Don't loaf about aud
rely on tho l.ord ior your daily bread,
young man. llc ism, running 4 bak-
cry.
Henry Clay Dean (rlay meats dirt
II still hopeful ~ arc tie people.
4 Sioux chief. after following !, sur
vcying party On tho Northern Pacific
for some days, mildly remarked that
thcy might ~ Oh fur he'd Le id Il
he'd freeze % death for what hair illcf.
was III that crowd.
do you know that came near
selling ny boots ,l,c ether day" asked
gentleman II his sweetheart. "lInw
so," well. my dear. had them,
hnlf.soled"
Rector (g"ing his rounds )--AnI
anconn,only iinc ris, Mr.. Dibblcn, |
declare. Contcn.plativc ,illagcr--Ah,
!cs, sir, II W. was only, all of ~, ~
III 10 die as him, sr.
a lawyer addresses u his brief
"Thouh great First Cause, lcast IN
drratood..'
- VIE si'uuIu w IKE roast lulnn,
tender. sweet anil nicely dressed. with
plenty u iixings but without sauce.
The President u the Now York So.
rosis road IN address 1T tho annual
dinner the other evening. in which
she said: III you love man lot him
alone; IL you hate mnn trra, him 10
the same tenderness. " The words arc
very simple; hut thcy contain world
VI good sdyice.
4 Tray man adycrtiscs ''il,c larycs,
assortment ii hoy's pistols IL the mark