The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1873-08-30
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

ENGLAND is excited over the discov-
| cry of coal fields in Cheshire.
| The monument to Horace Greeley
ought to be an imposing stone.
| TINE never g stays" That accounts
| for the great waist of time.
| STEEL bars are to be substituted for
bells in England and America.
| ARTIFICIAL blondes have not yet made
their appearance III Vienna.
LoNDoNERs have come to the conclu-
sion that Ristori is played out
The Shah has promised to give the
Jews III Persia greater freedom.
GRACE DARLING became heroine in
consequence of borrowing.
| LONDON is gratified mt the bankruptcy
of one of its most noted undertakers.
BOILED white man is the favorite dish
of the Indians in British Columbia
MIR. AsHBURY and yacht are in South
America
AN Alabama firm is redeeming its
soda water tickets with reliable cho-
lera mixture.
THERE are 10, 712 policemen i'll Lon.
don, and they have to patrol 7, 6l2 miles
of streets.
6 TINE cuts down all both great and
small" How about the provision and
grocery bills 2
Ii takes twenty-four hours to make
one day, but a good dose of physic will
make one weak.
THE new National Theatre at WASH
ington Will be opened curly in Novem-
Der
WILD horses are abundant in South
ern Texas, and the hunters are after
them.
SOME very INSCRIPTIONS person has
defined a Chinese policeman as an
g. Asiatic collarer."
MEssRs. HARPER & BRoTHERs, the
New York publishers, have contributed
500 towards building Methodist
Church at Harper, Iowa.
| A MAN in Colorado has shipped a
hundred prairie dogs East, with the
intention, it is thought, of raising the
animals for market.
HE most unpopular man in Vir-
ginia is one who has made the acct.
dental discovery that kerosene is as
efiicacious as whisky to cure rattle
snake bites.
THE man who doesn't like Mount
Washington because he can't stand
the climb it. should keep quiet He
will find 1t precious hard work to run
1T down.
ALEXGS'S tour was poor Investment
for the Gar after all The Grand
Dukes heart is still true to the daugh-
ter of his tutor, and the old gentleman
is discouraged.
POSTAL cards are now used for the
detection of criminals. Photographs
OF the person are pasted to the cards,
which are sent broadcast in every di-
rection.
PHILADELPHIA is warned by Vienna
writer that the exposition of 1876 will
not alone serve to amuse the guests
Thst will be but the principal incident
Of the occasion. People Will linger to
see attractive amusements
A FAsTIDIoUs young lady in Chicago
broke an engagement because her lover
stained her sash and her back breadth
OF her dress suit with tobacco Juice
The discarded lover now taunts her for
her pride.
A Rock ISLAND physician has had his
Portrait painted, and local art critic
declares that you can ieei saws and
things rasplng over your bones, and
taste calomel. blue mass and quinine
as you look at it. -
A COUNTRY youth who visited Detroit,
after INDUCING in eight glasses Of soda
water, several layers, q quart of new
peaches, large paper of cherries, half
| dozen bottles of pop, two pound of pea
nut candy, and some crackers and
bologna, was surprised that he didn't
feel we'll
! a COPPER coin dated 1714 was found
IN Hartford the other day, and, on ex-
animation, proved to be half-penny
of lreland's issue III the first wear of
the reign of the German ruler George
| l., called to the throne Of England on
the death Of Queen Anne, in TIA.
ONE of the butchers of Norwich. Ct,
has imported quantity of salt as it is
duarried, for the use of his horses. 1t
looks, to the unmineralogicaI eye, like
a mass of iron-stained quartz crystals,
and a lump of it can be thrown into a
| horse S manger, and suffered to remain
| until the horse consumes it, and it will
not waste by dissolving from atmos-
pheric or other dampness.
In Maysville, KY, there is a woman
named Jane Young, who, two or three
years since. was black as the daughters
of Ethiopia ever are. Now there isn't
a lady in all the State possessed of a
clearer skin. The change has not
been sudden, nor has the woman ex-
perienced any sickness. Such instances
have occurred before, but they are
rare.
AN experienced husband, III Lafay-
cite, Indiana, sent two switches home
to his wife, from which she was to
make selection, but before doing it he
changed the tags, putting the twenty
five dollar one on the ten dollar switch
and rice gerso. After critical exam
nation by herself and lady friends, the
choice fell upon that labeled twenty
five dollars. and she decided to keep
it, Notwithstanding her husbands
plaintiye protest that he could not af-
ford to pay out more than ten dollars
Tor such an article.
An italian physician, DIR. Francisco
Scrltfignato, has communicated to the
Revista Clinica Bologna an important
fact concerning the administration OF
quinine and tobacco IL cases of inter
mittent facial neuralgia. He admins
tiers them in the form of snuff, mixed
in the proportions of fifty centigram-
mes of citrate of quinlne to one grain
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