The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1873-06-25

TIE Boston Commercial Herald is respon sible
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The hatiers have kept ahead.
The rzs-ssaers vii 20 in for light work.
Tal9rs slr they mean to give their customers
ss
Bstsbs-s complain Of being asked to work at
killing prices.
UpboLsiersrs complain that bangings have gone
on oT fashion.
Ca15is-uakers urge that wicked work ought
% be vel paid for.
Painters complain that they have become lit
e-1iIF bue-erz Of wood
Bakers ssy they knead more, aud don't like TO
zee 50 many rich loafers.
The paper-nskers say their business is such
fhai i brings them 10 rags.
The cars q the company will be armorplated,
70 resist III ordinary shots.
Priais-s sHy they are tired. and can't set up"
Any louEer-thaiIs what's the matter.
Biacksmiths complain that all the forging is
T.
A labor strike Is said 10 be pending. The car
psusers SAY they don't get enough to pay their
board
sboemakers. say it takes their awl to keep
them Al work, and their sole dependence is often
In ttsir last job.
B1as--makers aver that Congress has kept the
o5uusTy in hot waller to such a degree that they
have 10 chance.
HvheslErigHts say that all the spokes-men in
Congress voted more pay before retiring. and they
ezpeui 10 de as vel az their felloes. &.
Ez1h car of the company will be armed with
three ufsd cannon on each side, with experienced
guuus-E-
A mau q Eit once asked peasant what part
be performed IN the drama Of life. Il mind
NJ 0Hn basiHess," was the reply.
TIE f1lloHiaE sentence was dictated BY the
laie Lord Palmerst0u TO eleven British cabinet
ministers, not ons OF whom, 1t is said spelled it
c1-rs-ily- il Is disagreeable 10 witness the en-
bss-assmsut Of harassed Peddler gauging the
symmetry Of . peeled potato"
An A:bol man recently had a severe fit Of i'll
1ss. 61riag which be experienced religion. One
6-v Gurur courAlesoenee the minister called and
r-grsd followed by tie sick man. who then said
10 the clergyman - i am not much used TO pray
IA. and d0ut know as that prayer was exactly
E-aumziicaL"
The Or7sutals serenely regard Us as barbarians,
5usi us we oharncterze them. This is an open
uuesnon. Rumboldl. 10 bis Cosmos" states
zhzt the Chinese had magnetic carriages with
winch 20 guide themselves across the great plains
uf Taria-y. one thousand years before our era, on
ths pri8cple of the compass
rict cd fellow. Who owns more houses than
any one man il Toledo, was waited upon by a
uomuiiiee Tor subscription to rebuild the fence
sbosi the cemetery. HIS reply was Characteristic
a. vel as Humorous e Gentlemen, / have always
mace il q rule IN nv business never to make any
repai-z uuiil ihe teaa1ts began 10 complain
Traist NiurOd who has shot tigers in India,
and hons in South Africa - The fact is, Herr
Mailer. thai don't care much for sport unless it
osutaius the elements OF danger" German MIN
rod Acb z1t yOu are won't Of taincher Den
you shUula gom and shOod NIT mel Wy, only de
oder uF sho0dei ny brOiher-in-laE in de
shdoEag-7
The u1rd Ehisky is corruption Of the Celtic
word uisgs Or WEier-a verbal root which ap-
psaE IN The names Of Wisk. Esk. Usk, Exc.
THamss and other Celtic rivers and grog" is
o0unHrie4 with the name Of the British Admiral
Ke-noa- A sailor used to wear q grograin coat
and tie Esanan gave him the nickname Of q Old
Grlg# uhirt Eas afterwards applied to the rum
and Eai1-, tbs use Of which was introduced by
tiu iuio he navy,