The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-11-08

OuN "sVV0 NsA sSs
Russia 10 reported to have but 100 news.
papers, Germany 1880.
-Rochester, Minn., has raised squash
weighing ITO pounda
Il, 10 said that 900, 900 Welsh people still
cling to their native tongue.
DR.. Johuson defines ship ss prison.
with chance of being drowned.
The two rsprieved Modocs undoubtedly
think that mo moose Is good news"
--Nsn,on Marble paid 100000 for the
last quarter Of the WyrlTs stock.
-"Blode to pieces by biler busting, Is
the registered verdict Of coron~r's jury in
lndisna
"A lady reporter sent TO an agricultural
fair wrote of lot Of pigs, They look too
sweet to live . minute"
Mr.. Leander Lippinco,t. ''Grace Greens
woods" husband, has been appointed
recorder Of Washington.
A new uniform for our entire standing
army Of 1000 men is now making at
Frankford Arsenal, Philadelphia.
MIR. Sumner doesn't like annexation
but goes for ''snnexion," which he says Is
the proper word in this connexiOn.
Though Shakespeare positively doth afarm il,
Aud to dispute 1t may not be discrcet,
Yet cannot believe that which We Call -four
by any Olher name wond smell n wheat.
"A Connecticut thief who stole farm.
er's waiermelons sent tho seeds back in a
letter, requesting him to plant them mex,
year.
The hay crop OF Maine this year is
valued ut t37, ,O00. 900. How much of il
will be lef, next May when the live stock
are wintercd out?
ThcOdorc Hook once said to mae at
whose table publisher got very tipsy,
"Why, you appear to have emp,icd your
wine in your 6ook eelar."
"A couple named Burell, living in Phils.
dclphis, got married three years sgo and
have not spoken word to each other since,
though living as man and wife,
My dear doctor. said an lrishman, Its
NO use your giving me an emetic. tried it
twice in Dublin. and it would not stay on
my stomach five minutes"
There ~ said J"nes. ~ he wrathtully
pushed away the pic which his lsndladv had
just served him, THAT stuff isn't fit for .
pig To cut, and 1 ainr going to eat it,"
In the deserted remains of . melon
patch near Des Moines is u placard that
reads as follows: Boys, doar take these
melons, for they are green, and God sees
you"
"A Dakota sheriff attached show the
other day, and while ,scking up = sale
notice" on the elephants headquarters,
which the official mistook for . small barn.
the animal swung his tail around. There
! were eight hacks q the funeral.
General Custar vas . listener at Duluth
to u lecture an how to save the Indians. He
admitted tina, the lecturers doctrines were
good for the interior of church but insisted
that a man could not practice them upon
the plains and save his hair.
"A good little boy in st. Albans told bis
big brother that if he would put hi. toe
upon the chair he would cut it off. His
b'g brother laughingly complied, when the
little fellow deliberately chopped /, off with
= ha,chet. The good little by couldn't tell
q lie, and will probably have his head pu,
on postage stamps hundred years hence.
The Presidential household is back a,
the White House, says Washington letter.
nrs. Grant is quietly nursing and attending
her invalid father. who continues to fail
Miss Nellie is occasionally seen on the drive
She Is the only one Of the children nt home,
for Ulysses has returned 10 college and
Jesse is at school in Philadelphia. Mrs.
Grants brother. the handsome Judge Dent,
IS lying dangerously i'll At his house on
street.
do understand the counsel for defend.
ant," asked very fat Western judge. Ito
say that he 10 about to read bis authorities,
- against the decision just pronounced
from the bench ?" by no MEANS" respon
ded the counsel aforesaid, II WAS merely
going to show your honor, by brief pas
sage was about to read from the book.
what an intOlerable old fool Blackstone
must have been" ''Ay, ~ :" said the judge,
not little elsted; and there the matter
ended.
"A clever gentleman was deceived Mon.
day night. He lives in East Wheeling, and
Milwaukee beer 10 his beverage. Whil<
homeward bound about O'Clock, working
long longitudes, he ran against fire plug,
and mist"ok II for a colored buy. "'Scuse
me, SONNY" said he. didn't (hic) run you
Gown cause you's black. Grow up (hic)
and be useful man. Initiate my (h,c) ex.
ample" :" and he laid down ten cent note
on the top of the plug. and went on with q
lighter heart and the satisfaction that he
bad made one poor soul happy.
Our fairy footed mice young men" viii
lie rejoiced 10 learn that tight boots may b.
drawn on easily by simple process The
patient lies down on the floor snd holds hil
feet straight up in the mir until the bloos
runs out Of them, thus diminlshing thu
size of the foo. by several ounces, when i,
will slip into the boot as sleck - sliding
into gutter on dark night. To enjoy
perfect immunity from pedal torture Will.
the font Is thus cnsconccd it Is only nccessar,
10 remain N the position until ready Il
draw of the boDte- Neecosfle Journal
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The man who snswered N advertise
ment TO the following effect says his curios
'sy il satisfied III you would learn how {,
make home happy send postage stamp and
twenty five cents to p. O. box No.. Gin
cinnsti." lie did send the necessary cash
and soon received the answer: III you o.,
- big fool - We think you must he TO
giving 10 your money, you can make hom'
happy by leaving II and going west yourself
-HearA aad Hsms
) A man 10 40 much more polite in church
} He IS IN dress parade. - it were. Nobod,
was surprised TO sec that young man las
Sunday dive suddenly into the bottom o