The Morristown gazette. [volume] (Morristown, Tenn.) 1867-1920, 1873-10-22
PEOPLES TEL EaRAPH
SPECIAL TOsMORRIsTOWE GAZETTE
Ksoxyv.ILLE :-"HeH Deserving De
mocracy' Again Broke Loose
80 Hg1ro1dtobic Explosion
Cork aud Uncork.
TAzEwELL Indy johnson at His
- Old Tricks-SetS and assets.
WAsmINGToN SOUNDING the alarm
The Tale Of a Serpent-CO-
tpn,bia in Danger-Set the
-e.~ Ocean 4 IRE and Stop
Emigration.
&c. &c &c. &c.

KxoxvmLE, Oct. 20.-The radical
editors arc again showing hydropho-
bic symptoms the ''hell deserving,
''all fred "thieving' Democracy
have broke loose again and carried
Illinois, Ohio. and Oregon.
All the ''big RAIDS and all the
little RAIDS are out in sledge-ham-
mer articles trying to explain how it
was done.
1t seems the same sledge-hammer
that the Radical party consigned to
the lower rigions some time. since,
has rebounded with a. loud~explo-
sion in several States, and the feeling
is gaining ground that if the Dem
ocratic party will keep such men as
jeff Davis tightly corked, it viii soon
become more than 4 match for the
party that .uncorks such men as
Longstreet, and parades such. an
army of salary grabbers with a Pres
ident to sign away the peoples mon
ey at a stroke Of the pen. Sledge
hammer explosion will be heard all
over the land in 1876.
TAzEwELL, Oct. 21.-The whole
sale qucensware house of Globe,
Chambers & Co., has suspended.
An examination of their books, shows
that their assets are greatly in ex-
cess of their liabilities, ard the whole
thing was a trick concocted by Andy
johnson to carry Ohio for the Dem
ocrats.
q WASHINGTON, Oct. 18-MrsI Co
lumbia is having serious trouble with
a pet snake that she took to her fire.
side and warmed into life. 1t is a
hydra headed rattle snake of the
Catholic species, and has commenced
to sound the alarm rattle prepare
tory to fatal spring upon the chill
dren attending the free schools. r
/ Fears are entertained that.if Mrs.
Columbia and the children fail to
crush it Immediately, the serpent
will succeed in destroying her entire
household.
Boston, Oct. 2O.-It is now con-
coded in business circles that the re-
cent fire in this city was the result
of an extensive confagration. Saus-
age has advanced to fabulous price.
owing to the destruction of rats. Sew
eral Sooner cats also persisted in the
flames, thus. becoming victims of a
habit contracted while young. e.
NEW YoBK. Oct 2o.-No new. sus-
pensions among the banks. The sus-
pense is now among the people
waiting Tor the suspended banks to
open. Henry Ward Bonner and Ro-
cert Beecher are making strong head
way against Caesar, and their pros
pect is good for the Presidency. A
great deal, however, depends upon
the result of the Virginia campaign.
IfCesar succeeds in hiring jeff. Da-
Wis to shoot his mouth off once or
twice more, everything will be won
by Caesar. ....-.--..... .s.
HEADwATERs OF THE NILE, Oct.
21.-Dr Livingston is we'll and bust
ly engaged stopping up the hole
where the river comes out. This is
done for the benefit of the inhabitants
who want the bed of tue river to
sleep on. The remainder of the bed
of this celebrated stream will be
made into mattresses and sold to re-
numerate the n. Y. Herald.
LATER.--Livingston has played
the ID. lie succeeded in stopping
up the hole, and the crocodiles all
down The stream are out of water,
making raids upon the natives who
are fleeing to the interior. A mass
meeting is called for tonight and
Livingston will either have to unplug
or stand an execution. "a -'lf'1