The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1873-12-04

Ia building land. what sert OF bricks enc
Mortsr are used.
Can sen DO said to take after his father
whsa the father leaves nothing to take
\ drunken mAn wrote on the wall OF hi
cell. "Jug not. that 20 be not jagged "
About the most thrilling tail knownis til
rattlesuAke's.
Unrequitted leve is said to DO the tooth
ache OF tho soul, bat little Rold.Ailin usnN
ally stops 1t.
What Is the difference between the Shah
and the Khedivs H--"L'um est Shah, ct Pau
TIRE pas Shah ]"
Go to the seAsids II you wish to study the
lights and shadows OF married life, or the
ChAHges OF the tied.
scurrilOus boy TO corpulet Individual !:
"Hosray, old pOrpoise why dent you plunge
in @Rd make the tide riae :"
young husband calls his wifs "Blrdls,"
because, he says, she is always associated In
his mina with bill
Iowa adds to the Post Office list . new
village. with the romantic name OF Pat wo-
man'A HeRd.
a lady, hearing that tunnel cost 5000
francs yard, importuNsd her hubbard to
buy her q dress OF that material.
Whv does druggists lost watch.key re-.
fcheuist.1
An author says that one OF the usas OF ad-
Ver>Ity is TO bring Us cut. That is true-pAr-
ticalarly at the knees and elbows.
A bachelor is politely described as . man
who has neglected his opportunity OF making
aeAa poor woman lntSerSbls.
Young lady. who does not manage her
h's With much skilI. ~suts to know II there
l. h. in love" There is generally.
A miatster st:a marriage said to . farmer
soar join occupations rsoreaeut ths chief
excellence of life You TILL tic" utility J
New York paper announced that by the
Tecent burning OF an ic'-hause twenty thou =
sand tons of ice were reduced to ashes
tia a remSikAsle fact that, Although COM
nan sheep delight in verdAa. asds, religious
aoek" are not anxious for green pastors.
medical writer has Iatsly asserted that
Nphysic Il the art Of amusing the patient,
while nature cures the d aesss"
It is Que ofthe curI,sitie-spf natural history
that a hsr~e enjoys his food most when he
hasn't got bit in ht : month
"Is your house . warm one, laudlord:"
asked lady In search of dwelling ut
oughs e he-the painter has given 1t two
coats" WAS the reply
l. Is suggested that ia huiIAiag railroads
the rails should be heated red-h7t. so that the
workman will lay them down rapidly.
The wife of ma repairing roof beinE
asked tflshe was not afraid to have her hus-
band ex rosed to such danger, csmplacsntly
repIisd, ION, he's insured
voter Prsisng fAvo-Ite candidate at a
4At@ Irish alectton, said. III 10 as Hne fell
low - aver 'iftel .hls to.a lady or boot to
9 SIackguard."
An amateur farmer wonders 'why on all
this fsir earth tho ground is spread bottom
side up 80 that 1t mus, DE turned over With a
pillow before crops can 81 raised"
'Tns"d"r" Hook once ga d 10 a man at whose
table publisher got very tip-y, WAY you
appear to have enptied your vino into your
90 k celar''
a ssDnrl wIntn Wbn house and lot at
rsffle and then she had TO BUY rife 10
&e@" ne" Adore"s from wearing out the steps.
"A ioud parent, anxious. that his infant son
should h. sharp in MS WIS and Profound In
ais tnonght., has s@H: nm 70 sea, SO that he
m y no rocked In m cradle OF the Deep"
poet asks. "Wner4 ara tne dad the ban
isrrd dead, who trod he earth that now we
tr~"d?" On g-n"ral principles We should an
swer that they buried
great military geninS gives It as his
opinion that the onl, difference he, ween the
pla" ot battle f-ld and roasted pIppIn 1.
thai the one is a war map, and the other
warm apple
indianapolis Ia listening to knotty law
sui n which there are one hundred aud three
def ndants The j7ry does the most OF the
swearing.
Asa rule W" dtsapprove OF corporal punish
N NJ; but at his season OF he year we sho'Id
he sorry If every poor cMld could ne,
good blow In the fresh air.