Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1873-05-08
VOLUME xxxvIII.a Vi
Brevities and LeYi.ies.

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ms- A Chicago paper tells 9 shoot story
! of real lie thus; -. Because she did not
have boiled cabbage for dinc1r, last :
Thursday, q PeorisI husband wouldn't
speak to hiswife all the rest of the day,
stayed out all night and took his meals I
down town next day, and for the, next
week hehad boiled cabbage tnre'9 9!lI nmes ess;j
a day." ,i...".. -. 8, -. (.
1y bere.t Of the faculty OF speech by .oei..
ing hit with a SNOWFALL, and: many MAR. !.
RED men in that part of tife c,tiInry
h we bee1f heard to remark that, afteraih, .
winter has advantages NOT afforded bye
any other season. ~ 80, rs'k&, 9li.i:
se.- A Boston dry goods drummer, sf.:'s
ter waftzing six times with one lady ats
ball, wis asked he wasdoffdS OF daao-
ing. 4'rOh, no,p replied the pfljshfds9
I youth, Il don't care a cuss{ FOR it, hut n.y.,
doctor advised me te-6ay to take 2 + sweat, {
and this is cheaper than Turkish bath !.
Eg A Western man at the sGgEiaho-.
las, having taken possession of bis room,
locked it up to 70 into the city, and apay-
ing the key at the bar, told Ihe clerk,
with great simplicity, not to wait liinnef. !. &
for HIM. :. - ~ r,','s,s,-7 % .6
%s- A Toledo girl broke off an engage
nent because her loSer wore cheip pa
per collars, and yet at the same hnle tthe
st ,ry may not be true) she was wearing
garters torn from an old pillow Slip 20
zsis The best time tsw repent Of Y.
blunderiz just beforetIie btundeff IS made. =.
People with small 1nkttms, orfargeS pevt'
er maik blunder M buying their.cloth-
ing at Mr.. E. Bpdge's .whar they,r sure
rew git.a good Bargain. E1'he enterprise
ing Advertiser, you see, never. hesitatss
20 borrow good thing when ne sees1t
classics contribute to make lively 1sdver-s-
tisenierts 3.4' .''fsass lc.s'.. hisS
l- A beautiful school girl, thirteen
years old and six feet one inch high, is
:ausItg general rupture among the sus-d
p,1ideS of the short boys who try bokiis
her. .iy-i}s = - - . tSE.s Slst.
] sg The Chicago man who stepped be-
aird pair OF mules that he intended 10
purchase asked with much feeling, when
ne WAS picked out of the gutter, 'if the
.erric!l killed anybody else ~ II i 5i.4
~. Col. Fmney offered a townin Tex.i
AZ free library, but, after consuitation,
.culZSIS aGClQ6u lucy 44tAAoAlf
iaye twelve bags of buckshGt and twelve
shot guns. if he didn't mind. ,,.-it, 80.
.1s~, When you see a. man dead in the,t
toad, with long hair, no undertaking,
and his bonts run over at the heet, you.
n.ay be quite confident it is q pewspa-
per mar, ,murdered for his money
@- Sambo, what is dar, dat, never
was, nebber can be, and nebber will be ~,
Il dunno. Caesar. /, I gibs il ,uP.&
I" Why, chile, q mouses nest in o cats
ear" - '--ll'sl ~ l,l''.''p
ps- A boy eight years old at Lowell,
M 49,, spelled 7,0Gb words without
Mss, and he put 100 to the Committee
.sld they missed fifteen.' es" -s7iiif ~
5ss- 4 coroner's jury; in Kentucky
found man guilty Of murder and SEN
fenced him to jail for life. The con.
;.pmned man now proposes to have a,
stial.y 5S. aaaG e 'i'is .t;as; ~
Mr A Toledo barber has had hiy head
broken because he neglected 10 parsa
vouug mans baif behind, Such thought
isssross deserves the severest rehuke.
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