Northern Ohio journal. [volume] (Painesville, Ohio) 1872-1896, 1873-07-12
MELANGE- ,

The best season for Paris publishers
lie printems.
| Edgartown, Mass, had snow storm
on the 81 inst.
| Boston absolutely forbids fire-crack-
ers hence fourth o. July.
A beautiful blonde sexton renders
death attractive at Grand Rapids, Mich.
The United States Arsenal at Rome,
n. Y, is to be converted into a knitting
| factory.
California papers say you-see-migity
| numbers of tourists travelling into the
famous valley this month.
Why is the warrant for a suspected
persons arrest like 4 very Old coat? Be-
cause it's [slworn out.
| Bradford county, Pa, enjoyed prize
fight last week with the Spartan moth
er of one of the contestants us bottle
holder.
Numerous persons testify to the exis-
tence of sea-serpent in Lake Ontario.
at least if it isn't that, it's a remarka-
bly, large eel.
| Why is it that cat is so, quiet over Il
saucer of milk, when the commonest
| symbol of noisiness is Il mill-clapper
The agriculturalists of Colorado are
about to hold u convention to discuss
schemes for irrigating the entire Terri
tory.
The hardest thing yet said against
| Episcopalianism is that half of New
Jersey is enough for an Episcopal dio-
cese.
Our sporting editor speaks of, new
ganecock in his possession rs 4 "per-
feet picture,' because it's u Sspeck't
hackle."
Five young misses in their teens. from
New England agricultural schools, have
a joint stock dairy farm of 800 acres in
Kansas.
The registrar of vital statistics wishes
to be informed if the fire raging on
:. Anthony's nose " be of the nature of
Anthony's fire."
The New Grand Pacific Hotel in Chi
cago has only 999 windows, and they.
) talk of building a small addition eX-
! pressly to get room for one more.
The Newport Or. H. Ncrcarg, found
ed by nephew OF Benjamin Franklin,
ecemmemorated its one hundred and fr-
teenth birthday last Saturday.
A handsome silver tea-service is offer
ell as Il prize for the ugliest woman at
an Indiana county fair, but strange 10
, say there is no competition for il.
Not happening to have such a thing
= u IL.
. zoo College, in Michigan. has resolved
/ to break through antiquated routine and
: dispense with commencement.
, The Mayor of San Francisco very sem
sibly remarks that the proposed city or
dinance, depriving Mongolian prison.
ers of their cues, is tantamount to taking
, u cue from Chinese b.trbarism.
A young city lady,just out Of town for
the summer, is sure that those horrid
cows are even more dangerous than a
mad bull, because the bull would only
! give butt while the COW gives butter.
e a Columbus, o., man lately learned
: what il was to have Insult added Ia in
q jury, in being first scared out of his
| wits by his horse running away will,
Q him, and then arrested and fined Tor
driving at an illegal rate of speed.
c The wheels of civil government in
= Louisiana being completely keiloggcd,
5 gubernatorisl reqaisition has been sent
e to Washington for arrears -of arms am,
Q ammunition not drawn by the State fot
I several years past.
q A Cincinnati paper chronicles the ar
!, rival of Poughkeepsie woman whs
- was banished from this State, and adds
i. ssrhis is what New Workers call punish
o ment." OF course they do, especially ii
: the exile settle In Cincinnaii.
" The Governor OF New Jersey iind
I, cause for ehitling in that property-hold
ers there do not pay taxes on what the,
1t are worth. Whereupon slandcrou
r. Pennsylvania remarks that if the loea
l. taxes were really proportioned 10 wha
ID Jerseymen are worth the State woul,
Ii very soon be bankrupt.