Bozeman avant courier. [volume] (Bozeman, Mont.) 1872-1882, 1873-06-20
CARL PRETZEE4.
CHICAGO, May 20, 1873.

Editor A0ant Couaisr:
Onward, dot isil der order nit Nadlre, a
nit Time. Dhere vos no misdooken dol
und dhere is no hesitation about dot neidel
Und yoost der same like der big eelerns
slwing of der planets, it comes down, un
shweeps mid existence out eferytia. va
would sdhay its progress. From der bnrn
ont districts. diere hafe shprllng gwick onf
der bcandifull cidy vat we inhabt. Id
couldu'd count edifices, der shplendic
wooden head paftments und a tolsand odde
brosberidy, which hafe shdruck dumb effer,
communldy Gncloodlng ST. Louisl nit exton
ishments. Eferyting beshpeaks Goaheas
und mems few years ago vat Gid'nd got
Icent now got swallow head coats und vail
oier our cconomized shtreets dor very pig
dure of shendlenlans vot make dhenlselfs. al
dough 4 goot many Of dem vas worship dhel
maker, it vas dot spirit of goaheaditifnes
dot prompts EN- to do it, und as God va
make en- for mems dots besser we yoost le
EN- pass for mems.
/ Deer leedle onpleasantness dot exists be
dween der Chicago Times" paper und del
Refcrent Mr.. O'Sullivan vas shtill der Iopcl
OF shtrcet und house conversations. Bu
to me it clearly proofs der drooth of dal
old atferb. which did said, "A printer could
beat der preacher IN maxim der tuyfel shtand
OH his head" How long dets .ackrabai
will keeb his bosltion | couldn'd aiItnre to
said.
Mons. Ubassy, der great French Billiard
blayer, gif an exhibition of his skill der od-
day TO large crowd of bebles. Soon after. a
young gentlemans Of rich but honest barent-
age attempted one of Ubassy's difficult feets
of '.jaaoiag der balls" he would hafe been
successful had he not choked to deatl,--he
got one OF em in his mouth, und dey '.frozs''
in der jaw, und before dey could been thawed
out, der sponge vas throwcd ub.
Der great musickle Chubilee ish all der
talk among der mooiers of it, und big breb-
arations vas being made to Handel it. Con-
gressmens, Goferr ors und SENATOR'S hafc been
invited. Separade seats at der bankrupt ta-
ble will been provided for daose who didnd
dook dheir back pay. und der said tables will
been reaolent nit sauer krant. A plcndifuIl
subbly of celery hafe been ordered, uld will
appear at der elbow end of der fnodst Con.
gressmans Der shoddy, slip-shoddy, und
odder aristocrats will innglc togedder in der
mazy tanz OF der Scotchiche, waltz, or qwad-
ruped. Obey will shkip der fhloor ofer of der
Board of Trade. Now und dhcn a Dull may
bt en- seen drippn der light iandasdiek hoof
nit a bashiull maedchen, dhen Bear will
hug up to SOME antigwaded damsel, und me-
ander round to der dune OF der Boston Dip
1t will been a bully sight to saw, und PIE bear
witness to it In my next.
Dhere vas some fears expressed dot desc
fellers would try to got korner ob on some of
der fairy shippers, but on dheir promise dot
all such tings would been suspended on dot
ockasion, desc feelings vas dismissed out.
Der pabers vas all dalkin about der chew
bilee, und some of der vimmns yot couldnd
read em vas maxim heap OF hustle about
dheir ignorance. Der vimmins hate yoot
commenced to paat again for dheir rights,
but on ackound some of der most highly re-
families (yat first coined here), hafe COM
selling their old close, and now con-
fine themselfs 10 one pair of breeches.
know me one mans yate lately dook der
Dreeches his gun off, to keeb his wife fl ON
gearing EN-.
When yoost to yhent to school, Il ought |
lot der rule of three vas pooty lntf on der
but now finds me out dot I
Ter rule of one vas about so much | could
dackle. Desc vimmins vas /
unny fellers. ennyhow, und mine frow gifts
much meny more trocbles, Would shteal Ter
alse teeth, und den could got a divorce on
.ckound her physickle dcfeucktions.
Der IL hour law vas der meet question vat |
roubles der beer guzzlers and whisky topers.
Dot vas coorious ding dot man couldnd
lrink himself so much vot he likes in dot |
lines. Der extra tour vas der cause of der
rouble. Some Saloons vas lock dheir pish-
less out und odder fellers dond do it. Some
lealers got drunk NIT der odder poys und
fhent shoutin droo der shtreets, .We dond
ill 60 home till morning. Veil dhcy dinnd.
they vent to der shall house und dhey shtaid
There too.
One OF der leading members OIL der Releii
Commidee proposed to Kabture Kaptin Ja-
lob of der Moduck tribe and dook him to vi
,nna. as goot sample of one of der Chicago I
sufferers, but at last ackounds he had'nd got
nto der Lava beds yet.
yoost got a litter Of pub togs' from
senator Mat Carpenter, der day behind yes
erday. He vas breed EN- efery occasionally.
yoost asked A. H. Taylor, of der firm OF
Cook Coburn & Co., for a chew of Tabac.
lie did told me dot here vas a law. which did
aid like dot. No teller or fellers shall sell or
sif away tabac in any form no matter how
bigger it yre midout foorst dooken license
,nt for fife tollars.
A relick of der fire vas discofered yester-
lay in der shape of a skeleton Of man, all
lcr flesh had been burned his body ub except
j shmall piece OF cheeck, und dot clung to
Ter shkuil nit great veheemance. He vas
Identified by some copper filling in one OF
lis teeths, und proved him to been we'll
Known ,urd ubiquitous Life inshorance So
icitor before der fire.
On der fence by onr fashionable CRATE yard
Yas a sigh which reads, "Drink Shinltte Bit
ers und keeb out Of here
Dhere vhs an ignorauter feller asked Long
Tol,n der odaer day ofer he vas grainrian,
lot made Long Jonn tery mat und he told
i'm. ssNein vas All HlinOisian.s
AT party der odder night one of der old
ST wifes of one of our citizens vas caught
,altzin, alone togedder by her self, When a
hendIemans remarked dots no chsLds play (
,aed you.
On ackound dot yoost, got telegram dot