Eaton weekly Democrat. [volume] (Eaton, Ohio) 1866-1875, 1873-11-13

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Love in a cottage is all very well i
you happen TO own the cottage will
money ut interest these hard times.
The entire attendance to the Gin.
cinnati Industrial Exposition foots uT
50S,OOO.
The Lewisburghers will have
grand Fox hunt on Saturday. the 22d
inst. Everybody is invited to join in
the fun.
We have about two hundred sub
: scribers that would make good Con
gressmcn. They hold on to "back
pay" SO we'll.
That old Democratic party, for some
reason or another will kick off the
coffin lid, and haunt the earth, once
in a willie.
A bachelor is politely described as
a man who has neglected his oppor-
tunity of making some poor woman
miserable.
The Democrats have had jollifica-
lions in nearly all the cities and prin-
cipal towns of the State except the
city of eaton.
We are in pressing need of money,
and those indebted to us will confer
a favor by paying up. (These lines
are only intended as Il joke.)
In some of the Western oranges, it
is said, the members are pledged new
Ell to go to law with each other, but
to settle their disputes by arbitration.
The Republican papers have chang
ed their M They don't say much
about old Bill Alien, but are begin
ming to talk occasionally of Governor
Allen.
We see by All Illinois paper that
the corn crop is being taken in. We
don't know where they take it to in
Illinois, but here in Eaton it is mostly
taken into the stomach.
Akron rnjoiceS in a sa;oon-known
as "EclI's Half Acre!" Judging from
appearances on saturday night, Eaton
could BOA of some containing Il fnll
acre of that abode!
Abe Detiroot, Coon White, VIM.
Vest, John Fleming and David Rooms,
started for Paulding county on Tues
day last to slaughter some "dear"
meat. Wen take a saddle.
The initials "Y. NJ. G. A" OH vi>i-
ting cards handed to the IL men
by the fashionable ladies docs not
mean that she is a member of the
Young Mems Christian ASSOCIATIONS,
butthat you You May Come Again."
The Democratic Legislatu of Ohio
should meet, Re-district the State.
elect Thurman to the .. 5. Senate,
reduce the salaries of the county Of
fees, and do all its other work prompt
ly, adjourn and go home sober.
Pay your debts. If you owe a dol
lar, pay it. 1t may pay a hundred
other dollar debts before night, and
will to that extent aid in relieving
the stringency i'll money matters. OF
course this advice is not Intended for
those owing for the DEMOCRAT.
The following epitaph should some
day adorn several to~mbstones Ill Ea-
ton Cemetery:
"Here lies old thirty-five per cent,
The more ihe made the more he lent:
The more he got, the more he craved;
The moro he made, the more he shaved,
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An unstampod letter was deposited
in an Indiana post Office last week,
and underneath the address was the
Endorsement, "Let her slide, 2. NJ,
she's all hunk; inside air one of them
post hole keerds."
We hasten to say that our wanting
money was a mistake. l fany of our
"back holders" have started for our
Office with the stamps due, they can
can subsist on nothing and furnish
the paper to two or three hundred
democrats free!
Rents will come down, wages will
Gene down, the cost of clothing and
provisions will come down, the pas
sion for l%uxury.and extravaganza will
come down. But let us hope that
honesty, justice, and truthfulness will
increase. Thus the financial earth
quake of 1873 will produce good and
not evil.
A young man who processes to
know and was Il OH Saturday night
last, says there is a difference in the
Eaton whisky. One kind Immediate
ly after taking a drink, fills you with
a burning desire to knock somebody
down; whereas after imbibing of the
other insanity you are Immediately
taken possession with a desire to rob
somebody.