Delaware state journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1870-1883, 1873-07-19
H ERE AND TIL RE.

jesse Grant left 100000.
"A bad miss-A misdemeanor.
Tom Mast Is going to lecture.
-Plancheuo has reached India.
joaquin Miller Is coRsumptive.
Horace F. Clark left $40, ,OOO, 900.
The best prize OF all-Enterprise. -
The cable has been laid fifteen years
"A win.some youth John Morrissey.
The Delaware river casts ''shsdders."
The height of Cupld.ity-Love-mak-
ing.
"A bad cane for a cripple-A hurrl-
cane.
They carry cattle in the steer-age Of
ships.
The most cue rlous of games-Bil-
iards.
New Hampshire boasts slsmese twin
kittens.
Arizona has Just had her first legal
execution.
-" Kissing through the bars " Amuses
mosquitoes.
-Everybody's Friend is TO be published.
He ought to be.
CASTLE soap taken internally ls said
to cure freckles.
"A two-day.old calf in Berks county
weighs llS pounds.
Small boys dread the collarer In the
form of a policeman.
The Religious Telescope is the name
of Il Pittsburgh paper.
What with Kellogg and cholera, New
Orleans is in bad fix.
-"Dynapolus" is the way the hoosiers
pronounce Indianapolis.
White Hall, ILL.,, stakes its claims to
veracity on gold mine.
Rochester is ecstatic over two shad,
caught in l. Ike Ontario.
The author of Ginx's Baby will father
new London magazine.
Patrons of husbandry-Mothers with
marrageable daughters.
John Stuart Mill was great walker
as well as o great talker.
"A boy half white ane half black AS
tonishes Nashville, Tenn.
The man who's Ben Bvtler can never
be much Of anything else.
The Newark Register wants the 4th
of July TO come in October.
--Corner-lounglng is the prevailing
abominalion In Norristown.
Every page in General Buffers his
tory appears TO be a rampage.
"A woman in shelburn, Vt, works
ont her highway tax every year.
Miss Smiley, the eloquent Quakeress,
is building a cottage at Saratoga.
Compulsory education works
smoothly among the Michganders.
Camping ont parties are beginning to
dot the banks of the rivers and creeks.
All the quacks are re.labelling their
old liniment bottles "eholera remedy"
An Erie Canal boat plods along under
the name of "Polly wiggle-Waggle."
Bret Harte, according 10 the London
Saturday RsUieu, is a poet Of true genius.
One hundred and sixty Smiths have
added lustre to Yale College catalogues.
The Courier-JoHrnal denies that
Louisville girls wear daggers In their
gartcrs.
-Dundreary Is going to play Hamlet,
and the melancholy Dane Will be doue
dreary indeed.
General Tom Thumb Is building a
cottage at West Haven, Conn, for his
summer residence.
-Governor Walker, Of Virginia, ex-
poets TO run newspaper as soon as bis
term of oilice expires.
Matches are made at Long Branch
as we'll as at Wilmington.-NsDark N.
J.) Morning Register.
"A Connecticut man has sent to a
friend in Baltimore posta1'card contain
ing 1910 words, all legible.
Tho Daily Graphic is the only newa
I no uF,.tpt trrbi in1. Ct rfnA aufaNnrtea
which it wished TO ego up"
The women of St. Joseph paIaded
the treets the other day carrying the
motto, "Nlll vote or fight"
The army worm is marching through
California, ard whenever il appears
everything green disappears.
Mrs. Hathaway, of Temple, Me-, Ia
nihetv-nine years old, and has smoked
tobacco since she Was girl.
Paul Morphy has rival. A Hunga-
rian named Opholaker offers TO bet q, 900
that he can beat him at chess.
A lady in Massachusetts has a fuchsla
which held for several successive weeks
25O scarlet and purple blossoms.
1t is suggested that young ladies are
so anxious TO get husbands because every
woman is ainiss until she is married.
Texas has curious stones, which on
; being broken are found to be hollow aud
filled with fine sand of different colers.
q "A Western toast-Let come what will
come, for 1t is sure to come, so come aud
1 let us take drink And they all came.
They fire round of salutes In Cali
fona WHEN murderer IS acquitted, in
order to make innocence appear salutary.
The opponents of the Woman's
Rights movement insist that, at the time
of her creation, woman was only a side
issue.
= A Kentucky man has named his six
= teenlh child, recently born to him,
Omega, hoping the iates will let her be
the last.
Portland. Oregon, lately expressed
- two babes a distance of several hundred
= miles, with regular express tags about
!, their necks.
# A poslhumous novel by Paul &c
Il KOck has just been discovered. Il ID
It proposed to Kill the observation-disclosures
. tnirlt Heraid.
d An old chap at Oil City, Pa, likely
e to die, has burned up sixteen thousand
q dollars that there may be no quarrellng
d over his will.
Dana was ast onished the other day
.' by n bOolblack saying to him, "Havt
y your boots shined, boss; shine for all
, price ten cents"
,e -The wOmtn of the King of Slam'i
, harem have adopted the costume Of the
Il American helles-chignOns high. heelet
,t boots, pancrs, and all.
D. "A condemned murderer at Meridian
- Miss, CONSIDERABLY requested TO be huns
,e on the 4th of July, so as to increase thl
n attractions Of the celebration.
i "A Scranton woman put her tongue 4
IT ilat-iron to see II il was hot. She has
., been so quiet since that her husband
10 stays home almost every night.
d 1t Is claimed that from the Mssls
I, sippi river to Black river, in Missouri,
az a distance of tlhy miles, are immense lioI
u deposits Of biOwn and red hematite iroI
y ore.
m -"Chip" was told one Sunday tina
4, he shouldn't sit with his feet higher thar
his head. lie replied that Sunday Ea
L the proper day for the elevation Of tn
lv sole.
- -Swift said the reason oxford Unlver
if sity WAS a learned place was becaus
IS. most students took some learning into II
nj and but few brought any away so 1t &C
Of cumulated.
he An Ohio dog has been trained \
be walk home with a handsome schoo
IN teacher, and he has chewed up Abou
Is forty Young men who have tried to seeur
1s his friendship.
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