The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1873-06-06
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Over 40, 600 immigrants arrived at
New York from Europe last week.
That was exeellently observed, said
I, when read passage in an author
where his opinion agrees with mine.
An Ohio congregation recently
pelted their pastor with unmarketa-
Bile eggs for preaching temperance
sermon.
A Brooklyn woman was last Mon
day accidentally shot dead By her
son who was attempting to shoot
another man.
It is only the honest farmer in
Iowa who fills ducks with water and
then lets them freeze before taking
them to market.
Gold is but relative good. Yet
mankind will exchange God, truth
and honor, which are positive goods
to obtain gold.
The organs on the appointment of
Ered. Grant. "The President had
positively nothing whatever to do
with the matter"
A ten-yaar old lad of Lawrence,
Mass, cut his throat recently because
his mother chastised him. The doc
tors saved his life.
A popular doctor in Osweeo gave
a prescription, with directions to take
n tea-spoonful every three years.
The patient recovered.
What is the difference between Jew
and lawyer? The one gets his law
from the prophets. the other his
profits from the law.
The Washington city aqueduct is
at last completed. One hundred and
twenty miles of water main are now
in use in the District.
Often do we think when we ought
to act, and act when il behooves us
to reflect, hence caution is frequently
as fatal as rashness.
Those billions of people who have
hitherto looked upon this world as hol-
low must change their minds. Prof.
LeConte SAYS it is solid.
Very personal-We are harpy this
week, extremely happy--sex, male;
name" jeff. ir.; weight. ten pounds.
-Randolph (Mo.} Citizen.
Three questions to be put to our
selves before speaking evil of any
man: First. is it true? Second, is
it kind? Third, is it necessary.
Fashion is rarely useful. It scorns
utility. That of wearing the hair
loosely down The back is now going
out just as flying begins to dawn.
You do net need TO black your
boots in Pittsburgh. You hang them
out of the window at night. aud they
are black enough in the morning.
Our lady readers may be interested
in learning that the large number of
deaths from smallpox has materially
increased the supply of false barr.
The Nebraska Indians are allowed
to ride free on all trains they can
jump on while the latter are in mo-
ton. The tribe will soon be gone.
A new trial has been granted In a
murder case in Sacramento. on the
ground that a jurymau sept dnrinS
the address OF the prisoner counsel.
John Clarke gave, in all. to the
Clarke Institute at Northampton,
Mass, s3G6 SOC. 40. He might have
added another penny; but he didn't
Mrs. OLeary, owner of the mythic
COW that kicked over the candle that
fired the barn that burned Chicago,
has opened millinery store in Mich
igan.
1t would seem that Incidence it
self would incline a person to be
honest, as it requires infinitely great !
er pains and contrivance to be a |
knave.
Congressman ought to feel their
oats. An Indiana farmer has discoy-
cred that it will take 30, COS bushels
of them TO pay the annual salary of a
representative.
The cost of the Vienna exhibition
will reach nearly SS.50J,00. It is
e estimated that In order to make it
pay 20, 900 ,000 visitors must patron
ize the exhibition
The Emperor of Brazil rules ten
million souls, two million being slaves
and quarter of a million Indians.
scattered over a territory fifteen times
the size of France.
a Danbury young man out of em-
ployment and health desires to act
as substitute for some pensioner of
the war of 1872: No objection to GO
ing into the country
A young New Yorker has obtained
twenty-seven different card photo
graphs of future wives" who are in
store for him obtained from as many
different sorceresses.
Grace Greenwood is lovely wo-
man: Her eyes are piercing and /
brilliant. her hair flowing, like her
style, and her subscribed handwriting
hurried and hayward.
The following advertisement ap-
peared recently in an English paper:
"St. Jamses' ChBrch-On Sunday
next, the afternoon service will com
mence at half past 8, and continue
until further notice.