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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

The friend of famous skater. who
died in New York recently, would like
to know exactly what the minister who
preached his funeral sermon meant by
his pathetic statement that he had
gone where there is no ice"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A bill posted on the walls Of an
English country village, announces that
lecture will be delivered III the open
air,and acollection taken up at the door
to defray expenses
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

1t is the style now in weddings for
the groom to 60 to the church first,
and wait for the appearance Of the
bride. And Jinks says that is just what
he has. been waiting for the last "a
years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

I had rather put my foot upon a
bridge as narrow as Hungerford, which
went all the way across, than on
bridge that was ~ vide as the We I'd. +
it did not 60 all the way across the
stream.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A Detroit paper says that Mr.. George
Barrel committed suicide because dis
appointed in love affair. He couldn't
bear the thought OF remaining single
Barrel.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Jerks thinks it would have been bet
ter to abolish the Collectors of Revenue
than the Assessors. The Assessors
never disturbed him, but the Collectors
always were COMPOUNDED bore.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06
ADVERTISEMENTS
u WI A


viii! buy any Amount C. Sumac that Is 90
pelly gathered and cured, snd Pay Cash fo.. f
according to quality, as follcws-delive.cd a,
my SuTac Bark Mills. Winchester.
DlREcTIoHs.-The Sumac should be taken
while the sap Is ri in the leaf and before it
h as tdrned much Red, say as a general thing,
during July, August and September. but in no
case after ii has begun to dry up and deade nv
nor after the least frost.
Tie Red Berries Should all be thrown out
The Little Low, or Black Srlnac. as ii is called
is as good as any.
1t may be ilted in the sun, bdt must be
cured under cpver, and not allowed to be burnt
by the sun or to get wet, or to be in such large
quantities as to heat in curing-any of which
destroys Its color and strcne IT, ard renders it
valneless. 1t sionid hot be throw, uron tight
Door to cure, hut raised up. So as let the air
Ee' uhueF IL ahd py shelving If'sSelv, much
surface car be obiai td il 81 G ace, and
tire Sumac will cure .aster F.H, ac should
be gathered at least month In t Is sniff
cienfly cured to b. brnual il a.: re- and il
oao weather ever 4 hhEtf III ~ be re-
CURED to propr, u it: t., r,.a.. p. lie leaf.
but the stem, too mtsi l.; il -,,. l. dry: all
the sap must be dried ~ =. IT.. III ull snar
short oil, like clay lirr si.i,. t.. "A ,aUnut be
iecFived, Tor it Will l., 1T slc s1ai- this mus;
be strictly observed.
However bong Sulnae rsHi ha7t le 8, taken Of,
however dry ii may be. il xxi ,t~e ne damn
,nust No Ia ~. 49, &c.. CIV
49, 80 ~ = 49,, IL 49, 2tiN arlt'
damn nv t',''. W ""' "f''
he rIrv ~ :" ''''
49,. ,, 49,,
co,nr on i MA, ,,s ''i sHe.
tht ru,b and n,,,st ,,,,
dark and do.d IN - W al - 'H
imnnrtant n bsr p' r .n,. ,""S
nronar ,inn AID i, ont,4 ,,a''1. II
to market an, thing Is /. sud o. a.
ofany kind. o, any &c, ki..d Of tavl.. ar
loohd among IT. It VIII not be 1ou2ht al ant
pri!e a 4 aii ana by miNt'ts bau With coed ven
sP m, al
Inc LEA i Is what Is Wante 1 nut to iacilitat,
the gathering you can strip of the tlaa. :
mar 's'i&kt the Little tNiss urnn wiieh #.
leaFeS "'oF or N"u can cni S:aiA aud - ~.
whch dry enough 'hr':t u arG take 5Nt
stems, being careful moi t" mat, is ton 5Atr
as to prevent the detection o .duiv >'i4i IS.
Foi sooH bright ie>fes. wet'rl@aH.'.--tt.2, ;
.ree IRON stems and an ilnrariE5as line N"Ha1
per nuhufed pounds VIII b. paid and u'hri.
. nouSht seeefdnel, d. lirered at am dii'oi On
th G, ~ a. d NJ. II
{, ne suiPplis Oh 'ht teATps - apt 10 XIII TIL
oumae and wi'sr 'he stalk Gies NJ. ,,ots Eon-
ne.tuu WIZ !. olr also; y mid Fe-
the branches Til, keen H.. lna, - 3,5
on,.o,,, ~. ~ "et! lht itaFea SP3ct eia
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

May-Ihe driver of grocery car,
who let basket Of eggs fall, says ''that
truth squashed to earth may git up and
git, but he'll be derned if eggs will"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Young ladies who are learning to
skate are putting more stuffing in their
waterfalls, and making other prepare
tons for falling for on the ice.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A book entitled Lectures to Married
Men" has appeared. Heaven save the
mark haven't they enough already!
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

The darkest scene we ever saw was
darkey in dark cellar, with dark
lantern, looking tor black cat that
wasn't there.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A Western editor in writing the obit
uary of respectable citizen, says that
.'he has gone to that undiscovered
burn"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Trieing tew define love is like trieing
tew tell how yu kun tew brake thru
the ice all you kno about it IL, yu fell
in, an got ducked.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Take her up tenderely, lift her with
care, none knew how dearly she paid for
her hair
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Bostoncar drivers complain that
old ladies punch in their backs with
parasols when they want the car to
stop.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A man the other day, on being ask
ed his age, replied that in case there
was no war he was forty-one-but if
war, he was forty-six.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A Chicago dry goods dealer sdver-
tises: "The most alarming sacrifice
since the day of Abraham and Isaac.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

An old cynic says: With many wo-
men going to church is little better than
looking into bonnet shop.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

''This is the rock of ages" said the
father, after rocking two hours and the
baby still awake
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

An exchange, noticing the marriage
of a contemporary, wishes him posterity
and happiness.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A Texas desperate, not yet of age,
has killed twenty-eight men in five
years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

A poor fellow who was compelled to
pawn his watch said he raised the mon
ev with lever. U
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Punch says it is very natural fer a
man to feel girlish when he makes his
maiden speech.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

4 bachelor merchants advice in Sc
lecting wifa-"get hold Of q piece Of
calico that will wash
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Marrying for buty IL poor speku-
lashun, for emmy man who see yure wife
haz got just about az much stock in
her az you hav.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Il follow the wake of the baby" as
the mother said when disturbed by her
infant at night.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

Don't you think, husband, that you
are apt to believe everything you hear?"
''No, madam, not when you talk.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

An old bachelor says woman may
be surprised astonished, taken all aback
but never dumbfounded
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06
pr Ca.tSCUANa.

Can anything that is balefhl be a
blessing? Yes; bale full of cotton.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

OF all the birds that please us with
then lays, the most popular is the hen.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

" hGINlA TELEGRAPH COMPANY
ALEXANDRIA VA.
Stockholders in this Comb8bt will nlessetake
notice that the following acting agents are the
only authorized persons to make collections of
money for this Company viz.
hoSES WALTON Director Woodstock.
COL. e. W. MURPHY Agent Mt. jackson.
CAPT. q. B.SAMtELs " 8. Front Royal.
A. 3. TRICK Director Harrisonburg.
RoBT. BEVERLEY President. Plains.
VIM q: TAMe &gentstannton.
When they collect they will also furnish tbs
party paving them, With certificate of Stock
Money paid to any other persons EXCEPT myself
will not be recognized. -'''
GEORGE C. WEbDERBURN
- Secretary and Treasurer.
Ha,ftrssoEtttg Register pfssst copy
Feb. 23-tf.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

-:O:- -t-a
ARMSTRONG. GATOR & co.
importers. Manufacturers and iobhers
Bdhhet. TRIMMING and Neck and Slash
Ribbons, Velvet Ribbons, Meek flies.
Bonnet Silks, Satins Velyets and
Grapes. Flowers, ri
FEATHERS. ORNAMENTS, FRAMES, &c.
STRAW BONNETS & LADIES
AND CHILDREN'S HATS.
1E)N NJ A ND UNTRlMNiD,
AND IN CONNECTING wARERooMs
WHITE GOODS, LINENS.
5 ~ ,EMBROIDERIES.
Lsces, Nets. Collars, Sets, Handkerchief
Yelling, Head Nets n ~. II,
+ rs &C.. &c.
Nos. 237 and 25Y BALTIMORE Street,
'sf if BALTIMORE MD.
These goods are manufactured by us or
boughtfor Cash directly from the European
and American Manufactures, embracing all
the latest novelties. unequalled in variety
cheaginess in any market. sf y
Orders filed With care, promptness and
despatch.
sept, tS@tf sd.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06
RAILWAYS READY REIEF

w Ill aHOfu instant case.
EXPLANATION OF THE KIDNEYS.
MIA nation of the Bladder. inflammation of the
Bowels, Congestion Of the Lungs, Sore Throat
Difficult breathing. Pal pa ia ton Of the heart
Mysteries Group, Dyptheria. Catarrh Inauen-
"a, Headache. Toothaohe. Neuralgia, Rheuma-
tism, Cold. Chills ague Ills
The apple ton o I the Ready Relic fto the
part or pa Is where the pa or difficulty ex-
lists will afford ease and com fort.
Twenty drops in halta ttmbler o water will
in few moments cure cramps spasms, Sour
Stomach, Heartburn. Sick heaoache, D iarhea
Disentery, Collie, Wind il the bowels and all
Internal pains.
Travel ers should always carry bottle Of
Railways heady Relief W it'll them. A few
drops in water will prevent sickness from
change of water. 1t is. better than French
Brandy or Bittersa stimulant.
FEVER AND AGU#.
Fever and sgea earea 10. fifty cents. The
is not remedial agent in the world that vii.
cure fever and A que. and all other Malarious.
Billions. Scarlet, Typhoid Yellow and other
Fevers( aided by Railway 'sPils) so quick as
Radway's Ready Relief. fifty cents per bot
tie
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

1871. 1871.
ATLANTIC MISSISSIPPI AND
OHIO RAIL WAY.
The Great Passenger Reout
TO livery PART OF THE COUNTRY.
The Three Railroads heretofore existing be-
tween Norfolk and Bristol, Tenn, having been
Con solidated under the above name, is now pre-
pa to offer such inducements to
TRAVELLERS,
as viii make it to their interest to patronize this
GREAT VIRGINIA RAIL ROAD LINE.
Close connections made at Norfolk, Va, with
the Baltimore Steam Packet Company. and with
other Rail Roads connecting at Petersburg,
Burkevile,, Lynchburg and Bristol. Tenn.
This route offers every facility to the travelling
public.
Baggage checked through. and time and rates
as good as by any other route.
First class second class and emigrant tickets,
on ale, for nearly all prominent pointsin the
United States.
For further information apply to Col. Frank
Hurger, NJ Il. Va. Tenn. Div. Lynchburg,
Va, or address
Gen. Pass enger Agent,
Feb,-3 acaste or Lynchburg, Va
VTIOLINS. Flutes, aecnrdeons, with Pre-
Y ceptors also Violin strings and bows,
Guetar strings, &c. always on hand, and at the
lowest prices at BARG ELTS.
FAMILY BIBLES, Pocket Bibles, and
L Testaments. also all the HYMN Books in use
for sale at Publishers prices, at BARG ELT'S.
DLANK BOOKS in every variety
ID Memorandum books, Time books, &c. also
PAPER AND ENVELOPES, cheaper than
ever, at BARGELT'S.
A LII the latest miscellaneous books well
n the standard works, in store and for sale
ut PUBLISHERS prices al BARGELT'S.
EEHE GENUINE RODGERS SPOONS,
1 Butter Knives, Forks, Soup Spoons
warranted i and lower than ever at b ARGELT'S.
NLGIN AND WALTHAM WATCHES,
Z Swiss ana English watches, s day and 80
hour clocks, with a large and splendid stock
of Jewelry. Fine and common just received
and ready for sale at
apr. lS-tf. W. H. BARGELT'S.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

The best and most eftectual Trtes known for
the cure and relief of Hernia or Rupture. This
Truss has received the sanction OF the most emin-
eht Physicians aud Surgeons OF this country
VINO 40 not hesitate to recommend it to those af-
tlcted with Hernia as bieng superior to all Others
1t is the only Truss that will retain the Bowels
with any certainty, and the wearer can feel as
sured that he is using fe;hedy that will be at
all times safe and efetttal in its ope, ations.-
Of this we guarantee entire satisfaction to all
who may come under treatment
Ladies' Silk Elastic Abdominal Belts for Cor
pu.eney' falling ofthe Womb, aud as support to
the Back ard Abdominal Muscles Anklets,
Knee Caps and Stockings for Yaricose Veins.
Ulcers and Weak Joints
Shoulder Btates for Ladies, Gents and children
for the cure of STOPPING o: the shoulders and as
chest expander.
use-light, easily adjusted and efecthal. lnstru-
ments for all physical Observation-Disclosures CT
the spine bowlegs, club feet, &C.
Ladies' apartments, with Lady A ttendan,s.
Limbs.
Agent for Grandars Patient Rubber tipped
Clutches.
Agent for Dr.. Babcock's Silvcr Ute, inc Sup
porter.
Ageh for Or. Wadsworth's Stem Pessary.
Orders promptly attended to.
S. MARSH.
e..-e.r-.. No. 90 W. Baltimore Street
BALTIMOREi Md,
July ls-iy. 4t....
EIRST IN MARKET.
The subscribers take great pleasure in
announcing that they lave just received the
largest, handsomest and most complete
STOCK of
SPRING AND SUMNER GOODS,
they have ever shown in this market Cof1-
sisting ofal, the choice novelties of. the season.
6 OUR CALICOES ARE
unusually pretty and stylish and cannot fai
to please, also fiji line of
LADIES' AND GENTS FINE SHOES 4
in endless variety.
MEMS AND BOYS HATS
ofevery description. A splendid line of
FINE FAMILY GROCERIES
including lot the
Genuine Porto Rico Mo1asses.
something seldom brought to this market. 1t is
useless tc attempt to enumerate all the hand
some and elegant articles that go to make up
our large and carefully
Selected Stock, Only Call
and see how pretty they are, and how cheap
we are selling them.
P.J. FRAVEL; d CO.
march OFF
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06
40 BAf4m AVS

SAREApAKILLA INSOLVENT
quick, so rapid are the changes the body nnder
goes, under the influence OF th is truly wonder
full medicine that
Every Lay an Increase n Flesh and
What seen and Felt
The GRAFT BLOOD tURiFyER
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

sDeposits received on which interest will
be allowed when lief, to remain for perio
of three months or more. Special attention
given TO collections, and prompt returns
made. Internal Revenue stamps always on
hand. ---s
The Board of Directors meet every Tues
day at 9 O'Clock A. NJ. Notes for discoun.
evening.
apr left
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06
ADVERTISEMENTS
LOW TO CATCH FISH. n

LOW TO CATCH FISH.
A ster four years ii study on the Art o FISH,
ing, ] am ALE 10 offer the public
GENUINE PREPARATION
Or catching fish. fla little of nv Compound
4 Oils is put With 40 bats in fishing with the
hook, it will Induce 'he fish 20 bite rapidly, or
collect iii it. BY using tits preparation Won can
in few hours catch 4 great many fish. All /
ask, Is for you TO try a cake ofitAnd I know
You vii, not be without it. II is free from
humbns and DECEPTION. 1t is harmless and will
not in any way kil,or injure the fish. Price
30 cents cake, or three cakes or 81 20, sent
by mail, post ra ID 10 any addr IS, on receipt
ofprice: Address
CORNELlOUs WAGNER,
Box So Martinsburgh, " va
apr "A mo
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

MY good forfhhe in securing large lots of
AUCTION GOODS,
prices greatly under market yolue and
my complete arrangements Tor constant snn.
phes' ahles me at all times TO- present
choice lines Of
Excitement creating Goods.
community
with mammoth house, grand stock,
heavy trade and comparatively cheap goods.
ask the patronage of only live business
houses, TO whom can and will sell ali
Kinds of Notions. Hosiery, Gloves. Hands
kerchiefs, Stationary,
LADIES & CENTS FURNISHING cooDs
Soaps, Perfumeries, Jewefrv, Children's Cars
rlages, &C., at at Average from 10 to so Der
cent. Under market value.
send trial order.
n tty HDJrT>r
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

NIOLlNS. Flutes, aecnrdeons, with Pre-
Y ceptors also Violin strings and bows,
Guetar strings, &c. always on hand, and at the
lowest prices at BARG ELTS.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

FAMILY BIBLES, Pocket Bibles, aud
Il Testaments. also all the HYMN Books in use
for sale at Publishers prices, at BARGELT'S.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1873-02-06

DLANK BOOKS in every variety
ID Memorandum books, Time books, &c. also
PAPER AND ENVELOPES, cheaper than
.var RGEI,T'S
Wilmington daily commercial. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1866-1877, 1873-04-09

A nra oRoP AHEAD-ALL SORTS OF ENTERTAINMENTS.
large crop ofpublic entertainments is ripen-
ing for our people. Somebody's purses will suf-
fer. The crop includes all sorts of attractions:
Lectures, theatricals, circuses, concerts, and
minstrel performances. All tastes are catered TO
and every variety of people can be happy in the
enjoyment Of their kind OF fun. We particular
ize some OF these, az follows below.
Olive Logan will lecture at the Opera House
ON Thursday evening. She proposes to make
this her farewell lecture tour and to quit, here
after, the platform" Her subject ls Success-
full People" and those Of our lecture enjoying
folks who do not go will not deserve to be EN-
rolled in that bright company.
On Friday and Saturday evenings, we are to
be visited by the Zanfretta Pantomime and
Burlesque Troupe. They are, we are Just In
formed by reliable gentleman, an Intelligent
contraband, and universal voice Of popular ao-
claim, funny to the last degree. Turn over to
their advertisement, and see what they say.
On Monday evening, Moran Manning
minstres come. They are "direct from their
Opera House, Philadelphia" and Will there
fore be able to convey, In 30 prompt
an arrival, some of the real afflatus of the: Qua
ker City minstrel halls.
v-on the same day, (Monday,) d circus come
in to absorb the quarters of the boys, and cut
swell through the Streets 1t is Gigantic Com
bination, of coures all circuses are. Indeed
is the Giganticest of all the Oombinations-s
its announcements declare.
On Wednesday evening, April 10th, the Lin
CARDS give performance. They are talented
good looking Company, and always presen
capital performances. Let them approach.
lastly, in this list, (on account Of its date
but not of its character or merlts) comes til
Concert at Hanover Church, for the benefit @
thr Yokohama Mission.
On the next evening, the 18th, will be give
the last entertainment OF the Irving Course,
concert by the Berger Family of Swiss BE
Wilmington daily commercial. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1866-1877, 1873-04-09

Major A. M. Hancock, of Hartford county, con-
sui at Malaga, will return to his post of duty in
few DAYS. Mr.. Hancock, it is stated, has been in
the United States for more than twelve months
mast In the meantime he ran last fall as the
Republican candidate for Congress against Hon;
Stevenson Archer, and was defeated by small
majority.
Judge Robert ould, of Richmond, Virginia, is
spoken Of as the most popular and available can
ddate OF the conservative party OF that state tor
Governor.
At Annapolis Md, the Republicans have had
the control of the city for two years preceding
the recent election, when they were again suc-
cessfnl One of their Councilmen elect ls col
ored man. He ran few votes behind his ticket
At the municipal election in FrostbIrg, ALE.
,Rany county, Md, on Monday, the Republican
Candidates for Mayor and Council were chosen
by about twenty-one majority over citizens
ticket" made up of four Republicans and three
Democrats.
The Manchester Mirror tells of school dis
trict in Andover, N. H., where there are no re
publican voters and no schoolhouse, and navn'
been for ten years. 1t states the fact, ana leaVe
its readers to draw their own inferences.
At the municipal elections in Ohio, on Monda.
the democrats elected O. W. @. Johnson mayo
of Cincinnati Charles Otis, citizens candidate
was elected mayor of Columbus, James u ban
democrat, was elected mayor OF Cleveland
The Baltimore Saturday Night thinks the Re
publican party of Maryland needs abler leaders
II appears to have no very high opinion OF th'
men at the head Of the Democracy either.
The Minnesotians are to vote in November o
an amendment to the constitution providing 70
biennial seVenty-day sessions of the Legislature
to go into effect after the general election G
1875.
The Harrisburg (Pa )Stdte Journal says 18th
Republican party was never better organized
Penuslygania than it is to-day. There is no M
cessity, at this early day, therefore, to troup
ourselves about the candidates to be voted K
OF the coming October election"