Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1873-03-19

Houesty-An excellent joke.
Tonguc-A little horse thai is ro.:-
tinualiy running away.
My Dear-An expression usc'; by
mar aud wife ct the confluence
ment ola quarrel.
Dar!ain-A ludicrous TRANSACTION
i'll which each party thinks he is"s
cheated the other.
Doctor-A man who kills You to
day to save you from dying t~o-,nor-S
row. /
Wealth-The most respectable
quality of men.
Esquire-Evcrybody, yet Nobody:
equal to colonel.
Jury-Twelve prisoners in a box to
try ouc or more ut the bar.
States Evidence-A wretch who
is pardoned for being baser than his
comrades.
Modesty-A beautiful flower that
lourishcs in secret places.
Lawyer-A learned gentleman who
rcscues your estate from your enemy
and keeps it himself.
The Gravc-An ugly hole in the
ground which lovers and poets wish
they were in, but take uncommon
care to keep out OF.
Money-The god ofthc country.
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A br,s{ of {bo Lotto (,o,rmoloro
Maury has been placedin the Virgin
ia State Library.
In China wives arc legal tender for
debts, anu bankrupts, rs a rule, do
not conceal their effects.
Cakes Amcs, the chivalrous shovel
maker of North Easton, is going the
rounds as tho "Knave of Spades"
Prince Albert is TO officiate at the
opening of the Vienna Exhibition as
president of the English commission.
'I'yc los; nv portmanteau."
cit contailed all my sermong.r
81 pity the thief"
, A society of Philadelphia ladies de-
clare they will not trade where tc-
male clerks are employed. IL dcs-
troys all the romance of shopping,
they say.
Three United States Judge are now
, about to be impeachcd. Only two
impcachmcnts haveprcvIousiy occur
rcd since The establishment of the
-, Government.
y Nermout-wliere, us is well known,
= no liquor is sold-has $1,000 drum.
q kards, "A GOO habitual s'hard drinkers
and 10000 young men just beginnin.
to drink.
A Washington "itcm" reads thus
| .Mrs. Grant is said to have the small
est foot of any lady of her height i,
# Washington. She wears No. II mis-
!. scs' shoes. Miss Grant has also YER,
n small feet"
'e The women of Washington pre-
scented Ames with three bouquets
Ames is hideous in appearance ant
10 HIS NJ AHoiS SailaAstt tliau an cit
phant. What would they do if som
really dashing young fellow shoul'
It steal a few millions?
'e The st. Louis Republican puts !
70 this way: Gan English jury brougli
n. in the following verdict in a crinna
N case: equity, with some little doub
as 10 whether he is the mau."ATh
PoiandS Completes verdict .wa'
: "Not guilty, though there is no douh
u that these were the mcn." r-~E
In q short time there will b
scraeely ajudge on the English benc
who was there two years ago. Sue
~ a rapid change is without sparalle
The vacancies are all by death or II
signation, and, in the latter cases, tn
Ut judges have, without exception
W served the fifteen years which emit
ties them to position.
- Even Susan b. Anthony feels n
- liberty to abuse the Vice Presidenl
r. She is reported as saying That it
nthe reverse of gallant or Just /
,, drive from the lecture stand q woma
acquitted Of crime by q court and !,
ary, and then permit men to adore.
W Sabbath sch00is aud temperance COZ
% v~entiens who are on trial.