The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1873-07-05

UY MAX ADEJ.ER.
THE COMBINATION STEP LADDER

THE COMBINATION STEP LADDER
Perhaps the subject is not Of general
Interest. but u feeling of bencvoicnce
prompts us 10 warn the public agains: the
patent combination step ladder whicl, has
lately been introduced 10 the market. We
purchased enc brsusc the nan showed Us
that simple movement Of y set Ut springs
the ladder could bc instantly turned into an
arm chair, snd from that into Nh ironing
table, and then back again into u step ladder.
just ~ We desired. When our hired girl
went to wash the windows, upon, getting
The ladder home. she stood upon the top
step. aud size l.nd hardly sch lrrnteN down
before the CONCERN suddenly shifted into M
ironing table snsi broke her Ieg. Then We
concluded to use it as table, and on Tues
day half ttpxen shirts were laid upon IL to
M ir"ned. 4, the very frs, touch ot the
hs, ion the machine gave . jerk ground up
two shirts 10 rags. knocked the fiat iron over
into the next yard. whcrcit nearly Drained
Chubb's wife. aud after a. few ojNvulsiOns
of the xppn' sius. there stood u step ladder.
Then We deiCsnimed tu use il exclusively as
u chair. and II worked well enough for
awhile. Blu, ono day the nurscE placed the
hnhy in II for . moment, while she went
for Ssncihink.. =. and jssi "i,crward .hc
springs had another p.roxy.m. there was
,rc,ani"us movement II f,i,e legs, "a 'violen.
agitation Of the back. then treMulous
jump, and the baby was pitched up on 10
the chandalicr, the machine turned lxo 81
three sonersanl,s. ja,anied Itself ha { way
through tho -wastswe NH. -aYtlIp'esenicd
the appearance Of az ironing table. 1t has
attained sacis \ dsssec 1t st,,sitissness sstiSVs
that il goes through the drill II anybody
goes pcsr i, or- c3nsl.s .or b'vwS LA,i,Sss
ciUsuA bsDd. WI ha< s,sfSfhsaSH
thk lHnA and soAs.ssasvfn Tie khtdleS ~
the night = rat will jar il. or roach run
against, aud We can hear i rst,ling ..ounc
~. '.: ss; g :ss;s,! ag,:. e. EfsSts4.
quick succession. II IL probable that We
would close that step ladder out " less
than eNl. n hAs't0o' n,ucl, ani,nation-too
much frivoli,y, for . quiet family like ours.
- nSo0IEs. 6O0. III
II was great many years ago, at camp.
mectink, thai Bro,ner Rigsins. agooa nis"
but passionsteiy fond of dogs. came in one
day accs.r siet1sy . blss ten9- Ian l.,jund.
SomctiOdy asked him 10 address the congrc
cation. and ilp mcus,ed tie ashd Tor the
purpose. while his dos saf down upon his
launches immcA Ais,cIy ip tson'. looking "
his master. In the mids, O( the discourse.
which eniertaiDsd Us much, snqil,ey dog
came up, ana 'nftcr few s6c,sblt ~Irffs ..
Brother nige,ns, dog. began 70, examine
the hind ieg Of tie inter with his teeth. APP
parently for, tho ryrpcsc o{ ascer,nipi"x, II y
Y.S ,ci,fkr. Angan,n,stcd cthlcA entued.
and one Of the congregation came forward
f"r the pufpuc oF SEPARATING the animals
His cifssss were not wholly successful. lie
would snatch VI the .sg of illxgsHs' dog. but
before his hfnd MT there. .thc ycl.oxx Ids,gl
would EdoD ,GdiisiAE, and Mould biSaAhlS
take an incidental and currDry bite Ut the
dcacon's usdDIf DsA,hssf RAe ektI'k paused in
his sdiscnpsss' AnA 4wr,ched ,ao sAraeDx
Then he exclaimed. ...Spit ~ his eye. Broth.
e. Thompson sp,t in the i,ound's eye!"
Brother 1hompsoA did. snd tkeAsht 'cHicd. |
''Bus just wans 40 saysp continued NJ.
Higgins, .'lhai. srlsiqs OF TIA ssnsisayH 4
'sssy,s sfkes sOeA - YS;Ay, ANAdtI
colorod Animal IN tho Hsase. and tlssn cs.aw
up the bones Of iis ancesivn fas foas esnss.
ae1ccSssi lwlil,csl. aefHlsgrs .sisNs Aoavs1
IL esrb s1GAts1
~ aassje0 e~nee4.:: - aash,y 'as'is7 !
sosnA yDlIsvN - . sro'