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The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
Centaur Linfment.

There Is pain which the Centaur Lniment viii
relieve swelling 1t win net snbdue and lsneness
which it viii not This is strong language but il is
true Where the parts gone its effects
ious Il has produced of rheumatism neural
gia, iOckjaw. palsy sprans. sweIlings cakedbreasts
seads burns salt rheum arsehe &c, upon the human
frame and Of strains SPAWN gals. &c. upon animals in
year than have all other pretended remedies since
world began. II Is acounterirritant alheang pain
reever Crppies throw away their crutches the lame
walk poisonous bites rendered harmless and the wuun
ded are healed without 1t Is humbug The re-
cept published around each bottle 1t is selling as no
article before sold and sells because it docs lust
what it pretends to do. Those Who now suffer from
rheumatism, pain swelling deserve to suffer they will
not Centsur Linnent More than 1900 certificates of
remarkable cures including frozen limbs
tism govt running tuuora &c. have been received W.
viii send circular containing certificates the recipe &C.
gratis to any requesting L. Oss bottle Of the yellow
wrapper csntsur Lniment q worth one hundred dollar,
for spawned sweenied horses and mues or for .cry
wcrm in sheep niment ia worth your
attention No family should be without Centaur Eminent
J. D. RosE Co., New York.
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Mass Convention.

To the Mechanics and LGboring Men q DOiphaH County
As the Farmers have placed ticket in the field aud the
Republican Central Committee have recommended tick
e. and there is call for of Democrats and
Liberal Republicans we, the Mechanics and Laboring
Il Doniphan County irrespective Of party hereby
give notice that the 2st day of October Is at the
Court House in Troy, at O'Clock p. m. will hold
Mass Convention for the purpose Of nominating County
Ticket believing thereby in the present state Of Affairs We
best interests All mechanics and
lAbOng and all friends of these classes earnestly
requested to meet with us on the occasion.
5 johnson S c. Smith
y. Peterson A. L. yansice
W. Il. Leonard David Lyman
Joe frnrud a. Eggers
Henry Case Dawn L. BOOz
j. q. Carpenter G.. W. Strahan
a J Abbott W. Is. EIledge
IL c. BaIy VIM II. Sears
] Il Watson Chas T. Brown
Nm. Bally j. K. Marcum
a. w. Newton j. Anderson
A W beale j. Z. knUpp
VIM. c. MOTehead L. s Soper
Is Critics o W. Highly
Joseph HaytOn jos f. Hampson
JBByers ChGs Burkhaiter
Harvey Van Buskirk Ross sturgs
james Rsyille A. Jehs
I. ?. smith Pat Wood
u Z. Wheeler Fred DeMslroy
n Briggs WI. Waugh
W F. Russell Fred. L. Gdrlich
/ A Nixon Frank Harbaugh
A Simmonsun Vim. Lovett
=, 1. W mte Chas McCrady
5anes Mack II. Carter
Il. Carter j. C. Keef,r
l. j. lash Richard Hartly
d. II Loyett L. Merritt
j. W. Higgins r. r. smith
:. Maconber q A Norrbead
y, N. Sotty j. W. Marcum
II. ). Kauts III Onto
Dan Voorhees, \ Hatch
W. NJ. Mann " y Raw.D
T. I lar X. d. Mclaughlin
John Maquilken And = a,b..-
Troy, Kansas October 18th liza
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
TeT711Ss

- l.,gtb of time in accordance with the
For any b;cb annIy only to regular advertising
'H s5. 5ss cards lines or less e year a ,0u.r,
For merton and 20 cents per sqnare for each sub
sousnt insertion - h.rged 20 mar cent extra snd
.Iica advertisements and personal
double p nc. of solid NOnparei make one square Al
,;os, Of half square and over are counted n iah
sqaIre recurring 70 be certified TO- WI be
~ eot Of certifying In addition TO the regular
rst advertisements must be paid for invariably in
,dyanoe- o,,r, n n Linda done nm short nofica an
u JOD - viii admit All job Work must be paid
~ when taken from the once.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

r. We by recent property transfers. that County
Superintendent Rose has purchased DIR. lie Dues cosy
dwelling house. 1t is not always safe to decide from cir
cumsantial evidence. but there ia something suspicious
about this We trust that IL he shoHd marry and settle
down. and right there to- Aunt Saving Pennys dear old
heart would cease worrying about him.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
eeyIPHAN COUNTY DIRECTORY.

1,1v. a Judicial District-P. L. HUBBARD.
TSTnty CommissiOners-JoHE L. BLAIR HENRY SEHEl
I1sFrH RGSDoLrH
;S.rff-SAAuEL MAQuILKEN.
Tr.ssurer-RoBERT TRACY.
f1sr,v Clsrk-CHARIEs RAPrELTE.
T,.rct Cierk-FRANK BROWN.
GssT Att0rney-DAvID NJ. JOHNSTON.
p-Isie Judge-ROBRET WILKINSON.
lester Of Deeds-DUEcAN MCINTOSH.
Srsrintendent Of Public InstructiOn-D. ID. RosE
T.ruer-L. T. HOLLAND.
Surreyor-HENRY WILSON.
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A. z. & A. M.

a A. F. q A. NJ.
XIX WHITE CLOUD LODGE No 7s. A. T. A.
wv NJ. meets at their Hall, third story Of Weeks
Building the Levee Wednesday night or before
the Full Moon In each month and every two weeks there
after. /. L. ORTON, W. NJ
JAS. NJ. MACKOY. Sec'y.
SMITHT0N LODGE No l. A. F. & A. NJ. meets at
their Hall In Highland Friday night before the
Full Moon, and every weeks thereafter. Visiting
Brethren cordially invited
T. J. VASDERSLICE, W. NJ
". TREyETT Sec.
MASONIC.-Troy Lodge No IS. A. F. and A. Masnns
their Hall Monday evenings before the full
each MONTH and the second Saturday night there
ans G. u. BRIDGES ". NJ
PS sOPER Secretary
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

n AT the recent examination of teachers in Nemaha
County there were three grade certificates graut-
ed two Of them being 10 A H. Miller and Ms T. H. Deyl
and twenty four secondades According to the new dis
pensatiSn there are three idiots and laughing stocks
in NeDaha County and tventyour teachers thoroughly
qualified to frstclass graded schools
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

Csstsria is mere than a substitute for Castor OIL 1t
Ia the only safe article In existence which is certain TO as
simulate the food regulate the bowels cure wndcos and
produce natural sleep 1t contains neither Minerals NOR
phine alcohol and Is pleasant to take Children need
not cry and mothers may rest febl3yI.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

n One frosty morning recently tail ssvky STRIP
ling bringing the Of emgrant train passing
through town. driving the miscellaneous assortment Of do
nestle stock one Of our cit.sna In search Of information
called out to him; Where are you bound forr' Fer
Kansas - the reply. We suppose the WIS sst
isfactory. the subject va not pursued.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

II We have heard story of pioneer Harishell
preacher out in Billings County who Sunday
morning found himself out Of provisons and knew
where to get supply Arising the ground floor Of the
sod meeting he announced his text follows: To
be carnaly mpdeds DEATH but to be out of grub is
LIZ hell ~
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SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
/ o. o. z.

. I. o. o. F.
AON WHITE CLOUD LODGE No. 6, /. o. of
o. f.. meets at Odd Fellows Hail. second
story Of Van Buskirks Building Main Street every Sat
uriy evening o'clock Brothers in good standing are
rordiaIy invited to visit the Lodge.
GEO. W. PIKE, n. G.
GRORGE L. MoORE, r. S.
TROY CITY LODGE No. 30 l. O. O. F., meets every
Tuesday night in their Hall C. Lrands store. Troy
Kansas II L. MCADAMS y. u
CIV. STRAHAN, r. S.
HIGHLAND LODGE, No. g. /. o. q. F., meets every
Saturday night in the over Myers Closes Durs
Store Highland Kansas. Z. :. IRWIN. y. u.
WM 7. GAGE RS
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

Having just received largest stock of Dry Goods and
Clothing ever brought Donphan County all Of which
has been bought for Cash in the Eastern markets.
prepared sell at Is per cent below old prices cash
customers Call and satisfy yourselves at the New York
Store n. SiLvERMAx.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

- Father Leak, at the Methodist church, Sunday
snI gave church members some Of the sharpest talk
eE ever had in Troy. He just naturally haaed them
'he Goals ehurRed them up and down, and tickled
with the gospel curry-cOnb II Vas equal to what
oA'9 said, few weeks ago. but Mr. Leak had this
Ahage-they dare not raise the howl against him,
'hey did against the Chief
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

Castoria is than a substitute for Castor OIL 1,
is the only safe article in existence which is
simulate the food regulate the bowels wndcnc and
produce natural sleep. 1t contains neither minerals
phine alcohol and is pleasant take Children need
not cry, and mothers may rest oct9yl.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
9 Patrons Of HuSbandry. -

SUMMIT GRANGE. P. OF II. meet in the Klippel
School House. the first and third Thursday nights Of
zach month. ]. 7. MIDER, Master.
]. ERsEIS Secretary.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

aoNk TATERs.-Thomas Henshe has presented as with
potatoes of his raising which lay over" anJthng
ASe seen this season. Each IL sufficient for fun
--S Tor healthy he calls them the Peerless. II
I'I Potatoes can be grown in . drouth what would
season produce. Henshell says that IL they do
MIN COuty Clerk they starve him long
~ ne can raise such potatoes
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
Issere.si.s % Farmer.

The citizens Of the County who propose planting orch
ards will End it to their advantage to give patronage
to Snyder Of the Prairie Nurseries, at Highland who
keeps perhaps the largest stock in Che State and can fur
nsh them at low the class Of trees can
purchased at from any Of the leading Nurseries Of the
try Mr. 8 has had long experience In the business in
this County and has thorough knowiedss Of al the var
cites adapted this climate Parties who deal with him
may be assured that all orders viii be filed wsthe variety
wanted He keeps everything to be found in rstclass
Nursery and solics the patronage Of the public Apply
to the proprietor,
E. SNYDER, Highland Kansas
Ut to T. q. BADGES. Troy, uly ll-tf
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

"ehave just received fine stock Of Fancy and Millinery
eNS which We prepared to sell at greatly reduced
Pes Also Dress making and Hair work done 60 order.
None and give a call we mean business.
MISS N. E. sTRAHAN Co,
Southwest corner Public Square Troy Kas
oct I6w4
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

y Western Kansas IL being pretty well stocked with
sheep Several very sgs fOeks hsve pssse threash here
within ths last few dsys westward hound.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

Ii candidates for Sheriff continue to increase the
way we can suggest to decide the question IL the
which they used elect Justices Of the Peace in
Folk County, Iowa
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

~ prTTESGILL CO. 81 Park Row,
= AND
,opcrp R0WELL g. CO.. 20 Park Row, are our only
SLc,hcIiled Advertising Agents - New York.
SrTyJIEIp STONE st. Louis
SnGE COBURN Co. Chicago.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
FAkMKsS COUNTY TIckRT.

For County Commissioner
LIST District, JESSE W. JONES.
2d District, CHARLES C. DONLY.
Sd District, JOSEPH HILL.
For County Treasurer,
ROBERT TRACY.
For Sheriff
THOMAS J. yANDERSLICE.
For County Clerk.
THOMAS HENSHALL.
For Register Of Deeds.
ALBERT HAZEN.
For County Surveyor
AMOS W. WATERS.
For Coroner.
JOHN WELSH.
For Representatives,
let District, NATHAN SPRINGER.
ID District, I. X. STOUT.
Sd District, B. F. BOWMAN.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

= frics Raid Soldiers call and get your Scrip
eashed. will collect an kinds Of Government Claims
Pensions BOuntss &C. Agent for Phoenix Fire Insurance
Companyi Justice Of the Peace Notary Public; Real Es
tate and Claim Agent VIII be in Troy every Monday
E-w. STRATTON
Doniphan Eas
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B o O Z 5
AND
81 FL . II q +.

TAKE pisasure IN ssnsuaeing TO the pahe that am
every style and description of Boots and Shoes-osrss %
me PsGeed seved-in the sss;sst and szbsznti
variety Il Eastern work h.sa for The sooaanods-
Making and Repairing done b order, AID he hef article
q ready a.ds york On hE1d st IN fne-L ehsp On Main
s..sst ss. Of tie bs Bsot ssasiJ eP2s.ltsc HsZss
white csoad. Ksasas August Is7s
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16

ntkpG rheumatism, neuralgia, lookjaw. palsy.
sprans swellings scads burns satrheum
earache &c. upon the human frame and Of strains spav-
in gals &c. upon animals in year than have all other
pretended remedies since the world began counter.
rritant ahealng pain reiever Crippss throw away
their cruches the lame walk poisonous bites rendered
harmless, and the wounded healed without scar 1t
is humbug The recipe is published around each bottle
1t is selling article before sold and sells BE-
cause it does just what pretends do Those who now
suffer from rheumatism pain swelling deserve to suffer
if they will not Centsur Lniment More than 1000
certificates Of remarkable cures including frozen limbs
chroncrheumaiism govt running tumors &c. have been
received. We will send circular containing certificates
the recipe &c. gratis to any requesting it One bot
tie of yellow wrapper Centaur Lniment worth one hun
dred dollars for spawned sweened horses aud mules or
for screwwOrm in sheep Stockowners-this liniment is
worth your attention No family should be without Cen
saur Luimeut Sold by all Druggists so cents per bot,ls
large bottles si.OO J. B ROSE Co, So Broadway New
York.
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Enisration Turning! Cheap Farms In Sen

The Atlantic Pacific Railroad Company eers 200 900
Of land in Central and Southwest Missouri
% to s12 per years time with free trsnspor
tatiun from ST. Louis all purchases Climate soil tim
b-r mineral wealth. schools churches and law abiding
cety invite emigrants from all points to this land of fruits
and flowers For particulars address, A Tuck Land Com
missioner, St Louis, Mo. japl6
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DIED.

October 18th, at her residence Bremen Station
Mrs Harper, wife Of Samuel Harper aged 36 years.
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-IETTaRHEAps.K LL-HEADS EEvKLoPEs.
n<0xfHLY sfATEHE1T BLAgKs. ed Al such vert
s1sszssd b he ssst styt a The CaiT uicH
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q Good Prints IL cents, q.
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
Centaur Linimeut.

There is no pain which the Centaur Lin.
iment viii not relieve, no swelling ii will
not subdue, and no lamesess which 1t will
not cure. This is strong language, bu. it
: is true. 1t has produced more cures Of
The Weekly Kansas chief. [volume] (Troy, Kan.) 1872-1918, 1873-10-16
PROPOSED AMENDMENT

To the Censtitutien Of the state Of Kansns
.nsniffed BY the Legislature, az iss Iass srp-
s.os, ser she ratification rejecfion &c H.
electors % the state M she xi geserai eiee-
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!, a. n. suyxRxAxs
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

A FRIEND, lately from Fort Worth,
informs us that it was reported there
that the Democrats Of Dallas were
going to throw of Captain Bradshaw
for the Senate, and vote for Ray, the
Radical candidate. We have suspect
cd there was childish feeling with
some in Fort Worth toward Dallas,
but have not supposed any Of our
neighbors in that town To be crazy.
Yet who but crazy man could imag-
inc that a solitary Democrat of Dallas
county would vote for Mr.. Ray against
Bradshaw ? II is worse than folly; ii
does not rise to the dignity OF an insult.
A Democrat of Dallas voting for Ray
DO tell!
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20
COLLIN COUNTY.

At the primary election in Collin
county, on the 18th, for Democratic
candidates, Colonel II. ID. Allison was
nominated for Senator, Dr. G. n.
Foote for Representative, Jordan o.
Straughn for District Clerk, George w.
Cameron for Treasurer. We have not
heard the other names. Denton has
Mr. Darnell for the House, and Wise
has Mr.. +. b. Pickett Thus the dis
trict ticket is full--Allison for the Sen
ate, Foote, Darnell and Pickett for the
House, combination which gives
universal satisfaction and will be cleo
ted by at least two thousand votes.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20


COLONEL II. ID. ALLISON, Democrat
ic nominee for the Senate in the Collin
district, is a man of noble record. He
was an officer In the Florida war, in
the Mexican war and gallant Colonel
in the Confederate army. He was also
several times o Senator in Tennessee.
Though advanced in life, his large ex-
periencc, fine practical mind and UNI
questioned purity, eminently Sit him
for the Senate of Texas next winter.
We think Collin county ought to
have reelected Colonel Ed. Chambers
to the House. He, too, Is an old Ten
nessee legislator. He was in our Leg
stature in 1865 and again last winter.
, He voted himself ont of Office as n
means of one year earlier relieving
Texas of Radicalism and, in gratitude,
ought to have been reelected. While
this is our view, we recognize in DIR.
Foote, the nominee, heightened gen.
tleman, who will reflect credit on his
district.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20
DID you EVER.

The three largest cities In Massachu-
sstts voted for Governor as follows, In
the late election, Lowell u the home
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

LA5AIAE county, in Southwest
Texas, has seven hundred thousand
cattle, and not n Radical in it, limits,
Its population is small, bat evidently
made up Of people who have liberty.
We feel very proud of the county, as
the writer of this named it and drafted
the law creating it, nearly sixteen
wears ago,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

Mr.. SHERIDAN, OF Tanant county,
who was fooli1hly announced rs an
indedendcnt candidate for Representa-
tive from this district publishes card
in the Fort Worth Democrat, with
drawing his name and saying he will
support the Democratic ticket.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

DIR. w. III. TRoLLINGER is the Dem
oclatic nominee fer Senator for the
Grayson, Cook and Montague district.
He formerly served in the Missouri
Legislature, and in our House OF Rep
resentatives last winter. Despite the
Radical cry of broken down political
hacks, the Democrats of Texas have n
singularly uniform way of selecting
good and tried men for Office.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20
ID. sleCALElf, Editor.
DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET.


DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET.
For Governor
RICHARD COKE, Of Mclennan
For LIiulaaant do'cnoH
RICHARD y, HpBBiRD, Of Smith
For Comptroller
STEPHEN II, piRDEN, Of Caldwell
ror lrammG
A. J. NORM, Of Vannla,
For COMMISSIONS dcpolh Land object
!. j. 0RO0S, Of Comal'
For Superintendent NJ publio Instruction.
o. n. nOLLISGSWoRrh, Of Hays.
DISTRICT TICKET,
For tho State smaioi
AMxI BRADSHAW, OF Kills.
For Representatives.
JOHN II. COCHRAN. % DniIns,
M. u. MIODLETON, OfIarr"n'
JOSEPH W. KEHnLl, Of Ellis.
COUNTY TICKET,
For ShgIIHi
JAMES H. DtHRLEE.
For District clerk;
A. HAYWOOD.
For County Trca,arcr'
VI. v. COLI.
For County surveyors
II. "a, COOK.
For Justice of tho Peace Precinct No, Il
y. u. KERFO0T.
For Justlc, of the Pence, Precinct No. -
W. A. GEORGE.
For Justice OF tGo Peace Precinct No.3'
CIIAb. BAENER.
For Jusllce OF the 9,ncc, Precinct NO. As
II. u. FRANZ.
For Justice OF tho Peace, Precinct No.5;
4. n. COATr.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

DEMOCRATS ~ DALEAs COUNTY,
Let us give the largest minority Of
any county in the state, We can do
IL If all will vote
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NoTTCE.
To the Policy Holders OF the Carolina |
Life Insurance Company Of Northern
Texas.

The Southern Life Insurance Company,
having reinsured the outstanding risks Of
the Carolina, and those desiring to exchanTc
for policies In tine southern can do 50 throu GA
the undersigned, who are authorized TO take
up and receipt for such policies ana torwnid
same To- Home Office FOR exchange. We would
recommend this course on the part OF the
Carolina policy holders,
HAMiLIs, MAY & CO.,
2ledln General Agent for Texas, Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1873-11-20

We learn that the Young wheat in
this and Collin county IL very promis-
ing.
Middletown transcript., 1873-08-23

Tuf lorl Enron The following Is
borrowed, and i, is the best We ever had
local editor lend US; IF man buys
new buggy. or il his COW can narl ,hreo
times without wiuk,ng. the local is ex-
pected To proclaim il With u grand four
fsh II lie starts a two penny business,
his first though, is to bribe the local with
five cent cigar to write five dollar puff
Indeed, he thinks it is mission of tho
local to make his fortune for him by FREQ
blowing lie will take the local 70 ono
side AMI point out the superior qualities
Of ra, terrier dog, and cooly ask him to
give him hoist, lie don't care any,
thug abou, it, only spriggias has dog
which he thinks Is bustor, and some uf
EN- wanted his put in just to take rhe
eoneeit out Of sprggin,. Everybody
.ants 10 be put in. but no one say.
local. pat yourself inside of this new sui,
# clothes. or throw yourself outside Of
this oyster stew. or stuff this waioA iuio
snur pocket Oh. no, of course nol
that would cost something
The local is supposed to know every
thing about other peoples business. and
is expected o show up all tho aetafs IA.
ever, family broil IN town. II the v.la
tongue Of scandal finds victim. pcopl,
wonder why he don't run abou, with his
note book md gather up tho stuporatiy1
bits Q. slauder for his paper Ii he step.
into billiard hall he is requested 10 make
a note of the astonishing fact that Bill
FnmpLins has made run Of eleven
points. When the minstrel troupe arrives
IN town the agent Immediately rashes IN.
10 the printing office, and. calling fot the
local, he slips three or fur tickets in
hi. hand, and whispers. Draw US bi.
house. Put it in strong ani pattiua
! him patronizingy on the shoulder, tho
agent admits the inferorty OF the troupe,
but We are to let on l is M sin for tho
local 10 lie To please the lecturer. tho
local is forced to sit two mortal hours Il,
hear him through an insipid discourse. 50
that he can write him up And SO Is
goes
All are anxious to appear favorably in
print. but few are willing to pay far il I.
! The locals time is worth nothIna, ba, to
bother bis head writing puffs for ambitious
persons II doesn't cost anything to live
lie never eats. drinks or travels. and mon-
ey is of no use to him. tat ii in! Put
it in"