The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1873-08-28
OUR oHIP-BAsKET. !,

Canadian cricketefs are proving too msp5
for those Of the mother country. - I.
Mr.. Bailey, Of Daabury, says; edo noe
lecture myself: / am married" :.
That was very mean thing of man IN
Chicago, who borrowed $500 fnm hs wftt
and used the money in obtainins divorce.
"oh, Ma" said little gisl who had bssa
to the show, "I've seen che elephant and he
walks backwards and eats with his tsil"' :
A Cincinnati brewer 8 wife papered her
trunk with costly keg revenue stamps, and
the brewer is in Jail for the way he took on
about it. :. ~ ? -
A wise man being asked how old be was, re-
piled, 81 am in health !" and being asked
how rich he was, II "a not in debt"
Love matches are often formed by people
who pay for month Of honey With = liss Of
vinegar. - -, =,
ga cacckling old nswspapsr fowl istha.
epithet applied by one Sacramento editor - |,
another in recent argument. .s. ~ s, q,
Why are your eyes like friends sepssstsd
by distant climes? They correspond but %
not meet. s..,...s, .s9<s... y
Mark Twain modestly denies thathsbfhs
man alluded to in the line, Mark the peffSet
MAJ" = '' 49,. ! - ..
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Pns. %as AI:e ss:':..4 /. 80 -. 80 Id
know what Won can't set.6 said a comrsde.
q Whst isit2g seTwo hens on ous nest,
60, 60 :. ~
Unt Geofge, your sls'ef lS y, niOo gn
but she does dress ner hcad up ses
nosb;re ;n 4, Won tnovn
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The antique ana Ie. n'oyens ages are the
ruling styles in all articles in household fnr-
nitufe except wives; Strange tosay, IN tAn
latter particular, the RUE H, tne more
Why are printer DUE, taese smes, hks
fsithf because they are tine saeesaees OF:
things hoped for, the evidence OF th'neS naf
seen: ..,ssi .,s,:,s. = : sS,, -.
The negro who vas hanged ss ssaeik,
Ya. on the zotn o. June, reasseed, = ne H:e
going 70 the galiows: = ylsa dey nsa PasH
on till after Watermelon time
% Josh Billings ssys that ssThe lion and fhe )
lamb NAV possiblY nunti6slag dom sirskiss
va world together fbF sfn minntss, buf when
the non kuns 70 ges up the amp VIII Do
missing ~asao ~.
i. A citizen of Connections, recently intro
duced toa. newly married man congratula-
ted him warmly and said: .Ah, these Litch-
ns'a gip's make nne wives; W haa three
" en'
Because man worth $50 600 took.
fancy to and married barefooted Indiana
girl, the rest of the Hoosier msidens prowl
around the country with mud slushing up
OesMeen 'nelr 'osS' 'oekins lot ~eholessea
'"'"se'S. 1N
A startling tombstone was erected to the
memory of Tabitha, beloved wife Of Joseph
Wrighs, Thomas Andrews, Eben H.lsted,
Edwin Murray and Cyrus Dean. by her de-
voted husband, Cyrus Morgan"
nw.u Oh. vh.. .,o,, % ..u n,.a...,.
noW2t He's a man Of his word isn't hs!''
Giles-"Ah that be so, sur, sure enough.
He said he'd put us farmers on our legs, and
he's done so, too. I mind the time l ai'ys Z.
had . nag to ride on, and now-well now, I
have to foot it,
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young lady, recently, addressed her as fol-
lows: "Where do you live when you are at
home ~ To which she promptly replied.
"When am at home, I live there"
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"A coiosea pIeaener .m. tn 'rsas.aling 70 nn
hearers a. 1he sentence Inc narves; Is over,
@ 'ue sea'o" - enoe ,me sui ~ 0i - nv'
dere amt any more work, and de debbil is
still foolin' wild dis community.