The Hawaiian gazette., 1873-10-15

Best sise i0r q msn-Exerciss.
70 tis6-Cspiaiu Jack in chains.
The BSisssi body Of Eater--A sound.
S~eeles thar a moonlight night-Nitre.
]mPssgsi0as sBluAls-Those who haven't q
sosat.
C0all a disappearance Grafton be called water.
EPous!
The objection to The dog tax is that it is own
s--oat
The nan that sticks" to his bu.insss-Ths
6rum1e-
Psliosnsn Ssy The best way to smooth rough
l. 70 Ir0= hiu-
TOvu committees or high weighs are not
ssoessurily al men.
T7bsu man ia dead. and can't we read hi,
las words, Wia," etc.
Poe; holes" ls what gentleman from the
o0uulry styles letter boxes.
Spiour thinks thers is a great deal Of Shah
asizuisu ia Europe Just now.
II yea are cOurtiag girl, stick to it no mat
tsr hOU large bsr fathers feet are.
The best seviug-machiBe attachment. The
engagement Of pretty seamsiress.
CEa an edtsoe that weighs two hundred and
sig tons be properly called a light house!
II yo1 are short Of ice this warm weather. you
csu siS-ys gel a nice carte at the pbotogrAphers.
The Chief Of the State Constabulary is said to
bs Hua Of mettle, because, like Britannia, be
-rules he se5s.-
JsiLh-eaking Is said 70 be the murderer wag-
ns-s forte. A Wagner fort was troublesome
ss-ing he rebellion.
An ancient mariner declined shipping on board
Es5h0oner he other day on the ground that no
urn c0ald serre two masters
Tbey szy that before the rain, the ponds on
Lonr Island were 50 dry that The ducks bad to
take is-ns "a WAding through them.
Spicsr ssFs be slElys wishes to be Governor
CT the lsi Of January and July. that he might
rs.o some Of The bills that are sent into him.
Il Ess said Of captain whose command in
Washington we're as noted Tor insubordinaiion as
ha gsa-ssz were for lsxury. that his &" room vas
bsiisr shuh hH company"
Things are a skies and sersns in Chicago
hs.sl bscuass The head lcolored) waiter has cut
osi- TIE elssk in the affections Of the laundress
of the Concern. The two latter persons being
white
n - - - r.. IL. a.
0shsr aizh;. by sole advice TO married men. lie
vas taking abort the ere. To the unfortunate
beae5i-as be said; Gaze into your wifss eye
eiassly and yOu viii see yourself looking exceed
inrly snail
The Sou Of the lcdy who owned Mrs 0'Leary's
CO bas been committed TO an Illinois Jail for
stealing Mnn4l-Womau who milk COWS by the
liEhs q The ftful kerosene should remain single,
O. have distinct provision. in tie marriage con.
tzasi. ag1ios; boys-
A wicked wretch in Madison. Wis. took seat
IN church di-ostly behind his rival who had " got
sgsy- viii Sarah Jane. and during the service
tiiE7e5 an actire ebIneh bug down his back. It
zsas he fellow 50 uneasy that be was eompslIed
% lsare me church. and the other fellow went
h5as Eith the Eih.
A fsuzsr principal Of MiddlsborOugh. Mass,
Asaaszy. al one time, on the approach Of
tzzPss,. insulated his chair on four pieces Of
Eiass and. as be thOaght, politely invited young
l.ay 10 sii in his lap Tor safety. To show the
pupulzFiiy OF the man Of letters, the young lady
replied she Eouid rather be struck By lightning.
Soon alter the departure Of the king Of kings
from England the Princess Alexandra, while
Eaikirg throagh the royal conservatory with her
kussaad. sid Albe1 Edward. why is England
a. present ike this conssrratOrys- His Royal
Highnsss E1rs ii up. Bseause," she answered
VA Eluaing smile. = There are fsw shahs
gisdtdiaaf lhsrsi